Dice Friends || Queer as Hell

 MAPBoardgames: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Tekcor17: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
 MAPBoardgames: I rewatched Ep1 last night. So good!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 DarkMorford: o7
 SmithKurosaki: Greetings
 RandomTrivia: Hello friends! 
 RandomTrivia: *excitement intensifies*
 DeM0nFiRe: !findquote excitement
  LRRbot: Quote #2650: "Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around." —Heather [2016-05-30]
 PharaohBender27: Curious if we're going to find out whose behind the assassination attempts this evening, or if that's a Session 3 revelation.
 DarkMorford: Yep, that's a Horner all right.
 PharaohBender27: !findquote hell
  LRRbot: Quote #990: "If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them" —Ian [2015-10-28]
 NotCainNorAbel: The before times were strange
 DarkMorford: You know what, chat? Sometimes Ian says words.
  Juliamon: He sure does
 PharaohBender27: !quote 6732
  LRRbot: Quote #6732: "Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?" —Heather [2020-01-26]
 ContingentCat: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3741: "Get in my pants hat!" —Ian [2016-12-13]
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7454
 PharaohBender27: Dangit, that's not the one
  Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Wrexadecimal: ohai
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian might just be an AI
  Juliamon: !quote 7000
  LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
 PharaohBender27: !findquote funny
  LRRbot: Quote #3699: "Graham is funny." —Kathleen [2016-12-05]
 PharaohBender27: !findquote sometimes
  LRRbot: Quote #3694: "Cori can get bent sometimes." —Ian [2016-12-04]
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
SmithKurosaki: NotCain: Probably. Snergebot isn't too far behind some of the conjugations of Ian
 SmithKurosaki: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
 PharaohBender27: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4s from now).
 NotCainNorAbel: Oh, yeah....If you watched the Tom Scott video about him having an AI build a video for him: I wonder if an AI could stream for a LLR member. (not authorizing this)
 DarkMorford: So close
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
 PharaohBender27: Clearly need to recalibrate my watch - used to be 2 seconds ahead, now it's 4 
 Fruan: Queer as Hell  - Just in time for a new Satanic Panic!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 MAPBoardgames:   
 RandomTrivia:  !
Wrexadecimal: signal!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mcgwee: 
 vellebastet: Yeeeesss
chaostreader:     
 vellebastet: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet: 🍿
 CooperTheClearestBlue:   
 SmithKurosaki: Much Excite
KeytarCat: eeeeEEEEE
 Baldrash: Whew, just barely finished episode 1 in time. 
 JadedCynic: Red Horse, champing at the bit 
 ContingentCat:   
 RandomTrivia: Perfect song timing
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 Boon_33:   
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 MrSaturdayNite: Soon
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 Fruan: I have no sound.
 PharaohBender27: Good evening, everyone!
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice horns Tappy has today
 RandomTrivia: @Fruan Sound is good here
 ContingentCat: @Fruan you should
 lirazel64: Wheee!
 KV1NN4: increasingly exposed chests
 vellebastet: Excitement!!!
 Alas_Babylon: The what Five?
 Science_and_Magic: Aww, no Klarysca cosplay. Still looking amazing Tappy!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Fruan Well, there's definitely sound
 Fruan: Ah! Fixed it. It was indeed at my end.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: Yay! @Fruan
 ContingentCat: So many grood people
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: *good
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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 samanthamaybe: My sub is a baby!
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 Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful, amazing, beautiful, incredible friends who i love beyond what words can express!!!!!
 vellebastet:     
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 falingard: LRR + Tappy? A match made in heeeelll   
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 Arclight_Dynamo: RIP Wheeler.
 Alas_Babylon: 
  Sarah_Serinde: https://stopaapihate.org/
 Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, did... Wheeler not get introduced? ;-;
 KriegerSan: Did we stream glitch and miss Wheeler and Erikas intro?
 PharaohBender27: Is anyone else seeing the screen go black for like a split second?
KeytarCat: he got a shout right at the end?
 JadedCynic: you too @Hexi_Lexi    
Sibwow: wheeler needs no introduction
  Sarah_Serinde: https://blacklivesmatter.com/
 Alas_Babylon: And Erika too, durn
 vellebastet:    
 Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Yes
 corpocracy:  
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe I heard her introduce Wheeler
 DeM0nFiRe: @PharaohBender27 That is happening to me as well, thanks for confirming it's not just me lol
  Sarah_Serinde: And Erika, just briefly/quietly
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 The_Passerby: very good
 lirazel64: We see you, Erica!
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 JadedCynic: method acting ftw
 vellebastet: So happy to see all of your faces. 
 MAPBoardgames: Paul and the Mods are watching. Always watching...
 ContingentCat: !findquote rule
  LRRbot: Quote #5829: "I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'" —Serge [2019-02-15]
 JadedCynic: it's a house rule!
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 mowdownjoe: House rule!
 PharaohBender27: ^
 Alas_Babylon: ^^^
   Anubis169: always...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 corpocracy: House Rule
  Sarah_Serinde: That happens to people plenty, it's all good
 RandomTrivia: The most evergreen quote
 Boon_33: Bye Players, Hi paul!
  Sarah_Serinde: fun > rules
  Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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 PharaohBender27: 
grimshade: 
 vellebastet: 
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 ContingentCat:  
 Alas_Babylon: Really the only reason the rule exists in the first place is so that sorcerers can't Quicken fireball and then cast it again, a bard isn't going to break it that much
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay Featherweight art
 Alas_Babylon: Banger alert
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Science_and_Magic: Ben Wheeler as himself
valravenapocalypse: You can't cast two fireballs in a turn with Quicken Spell in 5e?
 vellebastet: LOVE
 Hexi_Lexi: Wheeler as Himself
 Alas_Babylon: @valravenapocalypse Nope. Whenever you cast a spell as a bonus action, the only spell you can cast with your action in the same turn is a cantrip.
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the Dice Friends intros, they're always amazing
valravenapocalypse: *hot fuzz "Shame".gif*
 Vyous: @valravenapocalypse no, if you cast a spell as a bonus action, your other spell must be a cantrip
valravenapocalypse: This is why 3.X is better 
 PharaohBender27: For a second I saw the initiative graphic and was worried we were going to start with combat *immediately* 
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 ContingentCat: Who did the art? It looks like maybe featherweight but I don't remember it being said
 corpocracy: Contracts? In Hell?
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat It's Featherweight, it's in the credits 
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 Alas_Babylon: Spellcasters tend to be very powerful in 5e (such as they were in past editions) due to how campaigns tend to be run, so the fact that you can't double-cast fireball is not something you need to have the ability to do lol
 Science_and_Magic: Oh good, I wanted to know this stuff
beckett_brass: Was not here last session. What's this campaign like?
 ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde ah I didn't see it, thanks
 A_Dub888: !findquote less
  LRRbot: Quote #144: "Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!" —Paul [2015-04-20]
valravenapocalypse: I'm just a 3.X fan systemhead, so I like taking shots at 5e lol
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
 PharaohBender27: Sinfluencer 
 Alas_Babylon: so Xilix is lore, Gailve is Whispers, Pom is Valor, Vrada is something, K'larysca is also something
 Hexi_Lexi: Sinfluencer?!?! god, i adore Tappy!
 Alas_Babylon: or is Vrada Valor, my brain is hecked
valravenapocalypse: I mean, there's really no reason to double cast fireball in 3.X, either, if you need to do that, something has gone very wrong
 Alas_Babylon: @valravenapocalypse hehe
valravenapocalypse: But it's fun to have that option
KeytarCat: pentagram and Bitter...
 Orgmastron: Ooooh family drama
  Sarah_Serinde: Kiss is a lot of fun 
 JadedCynic: oof
 RandomTrivia: @Alas_Babylon Vrada is Valor, she mentioned combat inspiriation last time.
 Alas_Babylon: Right
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
 JadedCynic: glamour, that scans
 ContingentCat:  I love those things
Max_Fan: Play is indeed a strong word
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Glamour hella scans
KeytarCat: I have one of those!
kamelion84: lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 Alas_Babylon: so that leaves Pom to be Swords?
 vellebastet:  
 Hexi_Lexi: ah, yes, the fart machine! 
 JadedCynic: 'heathcliff' eh?
 InkyGhoast: heathcliff 
 KriegerSan: Enjoys poison maybe tooo much
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Hexi_Lexi: god, this entire cast is SO PERFECT
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Every word spoken on this series has been fantastic 
 ContingentCat: I want a ravioli quilt wow
 JadedCynic: @KriegerSan to other species on earth, things like capsaicin is deadly poison (and we just eat it for fun)
 Hexi_Lexi: ravioli ravioli! give me the ravioli!!!
 InkyGhoast: ravioli ravioli give me the qulitioli
valravenapocalypse: "quilt ravioli" is totally going to be a dish in my setting
 Hexi_Lexi: @InkyGhoast high five!
 Alas_Babylon: Ravioli, ravioli, give them the stabioli
 JadedCynic: why am I always hungry with these streams?
 InkyGhoast: @Hexi_Lexi  well done!
 RandomTrivia: !quote 6147
  LRRbot: Quote #6147: "The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'" —Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
  Sarah_Serinde: That went well 
MrOrion24: Helloo friends!
 MAPBoardgames: Also great at taking out the trash, if you know what I mean.
 Alas_Babylon: so Lore, Glamour, Glamour, Valor, Whispers
 JadedCynic: ^^
 vellebastet:  
 A_Dub888: !card loxodon warhammer
  LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
 Alahmnat: tos?
 Science_and_Magic: I thought an elephant never forgets?
 RandomTrivia: 180, presumably 
KeytarCat: I love gay Luxadon hammers
 Hexi_Lexi: god, i would die for Pom and his husband
 vellebastet:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh, reminder for the stream:
  Sarah_Serinde: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 MAPBoardgames: Pom has a whole room dedicated to showing off oall the hammers.
  Sarah_Serinde: Give me some good ones to pick for the reel 
whatiskiss: "lots'a'don"
KeytarCat: Pom and Poko?
 Alas_Babylon: Loxodon apparently live to be 450, so 200ish year old loxodon aren't even halfway done yet
 PharaohBender27: 
Master_Gunner: lots of hammers yet to come, then
NoTomToLose: aww beans
valravenapocalypse: You can't advertise Hammer Time before the watershed
 MAPBoardgames: Does Wheeler's character Pommel his enemies?
 ContingentCat: but elephants don't have beans
 floki4242: pom and peii
 Alas_Babylon: @floki4242 *clap*
  Sarah_Serinde: 
KeytarCat: @ContingentCat toeses , but no beeeeans
 JadedCynic: after the sesquicentennial , things get to be a comfy, reliable - if a little blurred - routine
 Hexi_Lexi: @floki4242 boo! (jk i love it)
 Science_and_Magic: I have an urge to know Binji on their side and roll them down the hallway
 floki4242: low-hanging fruit
 Science_and_Magic: *knock
 mowdownjoe: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 MAPBoardgames: BARD! Monthly.
 Science_and_Magic: BARD!
 Alas_Babylon: BRAD?
 JadedCynic: frumpy?
 Science_and_Magic: DRAB?
KeytarCat: I love the casual misspellings in the article
 JadedCynic: DBAR
 Hexi_Lexi: BOARD?
 Science_and_Magic: This is the best way to recap the last episode
 JadedCynic: RAB'D
  Sarah_Serinde: *entirely* reliable
 JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic yeah, this is GREAT
 Science_and_Magic: POOR CAM!
 vellebastet:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Do they spell Gailve's name differently every time? 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Science_and_Magic: Cams
 Hexi_Lexi: rip cam
 Science_and_Magic: Cam's face drop was gold!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusTentativeTofuKappaRoss-ju0vtvupnzrENGid
KeytarCat: @Sarah_Serinde god I hope so!
 Alas_Babylon: Poor Cam, the butt of all popular social media happenings on this stream
 A_Dub888: B A R D !
 JadedCynic: @KeytarCat surely it'd go through an editor &/or proofreader after being sent by the writer, but before printing?
KeytarCat: I missed the accountant's name!
 Terr0rc0tta: Pedanterax is good shit
KeytarCat: @JadedCynic you say that like we aren't in infernal planes 
 SkylerRingtail: Maybe it's Maybelline?
 MAPBoardgames: Better shape? 'On fire' would qualify as better in this case.
 PharaohBender27: The idea of a combination of plywood and marble is . . . unsettling
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedSteamyMouseTBTacoRight-qwj_IsYDEf-B7OYC
 JadedCynic: @KeytarCat being reported FROM Hell, but being sent back to the periodical back on the prime material (specifically The Forgotten Realms)
 RandomTrivia: I love the term "croissandwich"
 JadedCynic: Xilix has encountered this decorating material - well-veneered particleboard - brand name "I Can't Believe It's Not Marble™"
 JadedCynic: his heart's in the right place, he means well
 PharaohBender27: Huh
 PharaohBender27: That sounded . . . sarcastic
 JadedCynic: interesting way of putting that, bookkeeper...
SwankyFlea: Nooo I'm late what did I miss
 MAPBoardgames: @SwankyFlea very little
 JadedCynic: @SwankyFlea just a recap, we're just starting
 MAPBoardgames: Mostly recap
SwankyFlea: yay ty everyone
 ContingentCat: how apropriate a greasy signature for napkins
 PharaohBender27: @SwankyFlea It's the next day, and we're meeting with Greg, who's talking with his assistant
 vellebastet: Love that princess wave. 
 Alas_Babylon: Boffa beez nuts?
 Hexi_Lexi: beez nutz?! GOTTEEEM
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DarkMorford: Hell has Burger King? That scans.
OpenYourEels4TheNextFeels: So I guess Dan will end up being the surprise twist villain
 JadedCynic: where's the chicken divan?
 vellebastet:    
grimshade: omg bah hel blast
 SmithKurosaki: haahahahaha
 JadedCynic: Ah, good, got all the options
 RandomTrivia: 
Snowcookies: taco hell lol
 Hexi_Lexi: boo these puns!!!
 themlin: lol taco hell
grimshade: the punds are great
 JadedCynic: Surprisingly, 'hot sauce' in hell is kinda underwhelming
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Despoiler98: GDI Wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: WHEELER
 Science_and_Magic: WHEELER
 Hexi_Lexi: THERE WE GO
raaabr: Frankie beeznuts
 ContingentCat:  Wheeler
 vellebastet: PPFFFFF
 mowdownjoe: GDI WHEELER
 themlin: WHEELER
Jakelope13: *golf clap*
 Alas_Babylon: 
 JadedCynic: impressed_applause.gif  
 A_Dub888: WE GOT THERE
 RandomTrivia reluctantly presses Alt-X
 MAPBoardgames: Taco Hell? I thought there would be a clever near-name, not just the actual name.
 Fracaswell: thanks Wheeler 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RealBoredWheelNotLikeThis-W62hMEWiiUdF_8oB
 JadedCynic:  
Despoiler98: LOL
 Science_and_Magic: Hydrate!
 JadedCynic: 4th wall hammerspace ! I love it
 Science_and_Magic: NATE
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Despoiler98: DAMNIT WHEELER
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler pls
 Science_and_Magic: OMFG
 Alas_Babylon: sweet buttery moses
 InkyGhoast: yes good
 Alahmnat: welp
 Hexi_Lexi: CEASE
 vellebastet: WHEELER
 KriegerSan: Wheelr OUT
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdbloodedGiftedQueleaRedCoat-2MVRB6n6c9TrSB2m
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularBlindingMeatloafKappaPride-zFVn_Ny8HExcH-6L
 themlin: wheeler why
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyEntertainingGiraffeWow-jOdvgaQI-jLpF9C3
 gualdhar: oh dear
grimshade: wheeler my god i love ya
 JadedCynic: Kiss and Wheeler are going to be SUCH a good team 
 vellebastet: I love that man  
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 @A_Dub888 ONE OF US
 vellebastet: OMG
 SmithKurosaki: #balhelblasted
Snowcookies: lol wow
 RandomTrivia: 
 themlin: klarysa is a mood
 JadedCynic: just enough for everyone 
Despoiler98: Elemental plane of water bottles
 MAPBoardgames: The demi-plane of bottled water.
 Alas_Babylon: Artisan Stygian water
 Baldrash: Isn't that what plants crave?
 Alas_Babylon: artesan*
 Hexi_Lexi: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:18.
Jakelope13: Hammerspace full of water? Nope, we're going to the Bottled Water Plane
 KriegerSan: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:35:43. 
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 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyGiantHerdOpieOP-PwvV25SY_8TFRGal
 SnowbirdMike: Escapade. good word
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HumblePlayfulCheesecakeNomNom-syEkMmzckV4M1QiW
 PharaohBender27: Oh NNNOOOO
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 SmithKurosaki: Strong start
 gualdhar: Tappy is so ready to play
 Featherweight_: Unlease bongoo !
 eshplode: Oh no, I'm late! See everyone in the VODs
 MAPBoardgames: Cut open the wall and count the rings.
 JadedCynic: Stagnating 
 vellebastet: groooss
 ContingentCat: oh wow
 MAPBoardgames: It's tikierrible!
 falingard: "greasy despair"
 SmithKurosaki: Well said map
 JadedCynic: no layers of reno to remove, but plenty of grime of wear & tear...a good cleaning might find some potential...
 elah806: Love to watch the cogs of Cameron's mind visibly turning
Makimachine: @JadedCynic Why not some rip and tear? We are in hell after all. 
 MAPBoardgames: Layers of dispair.
 JadedCynic: @Makimachine we ARE trying to 'build Greg up' for the upcoming wedding...
 Alas_Babylon: Bed, Bath, and Below?
Makimachine: @JadedCynic 
 themlin: so Xilix is the interior decorator?
 JadedCynic: The Home DePit,  Lament's, Infernal Tire
 JadedCynic: @themlin yeah, a 'College of Lore' bard that focuses on spaces
 asthanius: The Superman
 themlin: @jadedcynic gotcha, thx
 MAPBoardgames: That's a horrifying idea. Throwing boxers and having them cling to the wall.
 JadedCynic: 
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @kilnfiendpotter, @BWheelerMTG, @UnarmedOracle, @TappyToeClaws, @EscherichiaCole and @whatiskiss for Queer as Hell - Episode 2. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exr3vgsU8AMBuJg.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1376695026923626501
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 RandomTrivia: 
Master_Gunner: my dignity is even more fleeting than my body
Despoiler98: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Jakelope13: I get the feeling that Devil laundry machines are quite.... heavy duty machines
benjamin_wheeler: Excavate dignity; destroy the gods
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron and Tappy) [now] 'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'
  LRRbot: New quote #7547: "'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'" —Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
vellebastet:  
 MAPBoardgames: Time to countersong?
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 SmithKurosaki: Heh
 PharaohBender27: What's Xilix up to here?
 ContingentCat: oh no
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 vellebastet: oh nooo
 asthanius: "Getting too old for this shit"
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 RandomTrivia: 
Snowcookies: natural 2
 vellebastet: yowch
 JadedCynic: a fair chunk of these people are in Victoria BC, a port city...and they have a REALLY balmy climate and probably have their windows open (looks at snow pattering at my window with the gale winds...)
 MAPBoardgames: One can never be truly prepared for 1000 bongos.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's true, she did say that 
 RandomTrivia:   
  Sarah_Serinde: As one does
 Hexi_Lexi: "i finish barfing up blood" cameron lauder (2021)
 Fruan: You bong it, right? That's why it's called a bong-o
 JadedCynic: is there ANY kind of melody coming out, or is it just a battery of auditory weapons?
  Sarah_Serinde: You definitely don't need to have your window open to hear a Seagull outside
  Sarah_Serinde: Also 9C is still a bit cool for open windows
 JadedCynic: Oh my...it's as bad as I fear
Jakelope13: Would this be akin to buying tickets to the William Tell Overture in the coveted "right in front of the cannons" seats?
 Fruan: Hit a bongo.... with another bongo!
 KriegerSan: Technically true though
   LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic "Seagulls on your conference call" is a known victoria trope
 DiscordianTokkan: I mean, it IS Hell
 KriegerSan: That is how one plays bongos
 Arclight_Dynamo: A bongocalypse.
 RandomTrivia: @Jakelope13 You're looking for 1812, but yes, it's that.
 JadedCynic: oh you kiddin' me? 9C is almst double digits; I'd be on the front steps in t-shirt and shorts tryin' to soak up some sunlight! 
 JadedCynic: *snaps fingers*
 themlin: they're playing,,,
 themlin: in cannon
 vellebastet:  
Despoiler98: LOL hate it when I trip into my room full of knives
 Science_and_Magic: Was that Adam playing a Cyoa game falling into knives?
 JadedCynic: very profound insight, Xilix! 
Houstofcards: Mmm squid jam
 asthanius: "One of" his batons
  Sarah_Serinde: "One of my batons" I love that that's a thing
  Sarah_Serinde: Xilix just has a selection
 JadedCynic: of COURSE Xilix the bard would have batons 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticPerfectPheasantHassanChop-B5s_VyiG9sFl4WtW
 Science_and_Magic: I'd hope the bards can be good at persuasion
 JadedCynic: art of delegation - find experts and get them to pass on their knowledge to the less-experts 
 Science_and_Magic: 20!
samb6678: "dirty twenty"
 themlin: BUM, BUM TOUGH LOVE
 Hexi_Lexi: omg, i ADORE the phrase "dirty 20"
 thraximore: deep 
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha
 Hexi_Lexi: go Terrence!
 RandomTrivia: *sound of 500d20 rolling offscreen*
 PharaohBender27: 
 Science_and_Magic: No need to make a CON save?
 KriegerSan: Not yet though
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 floki4242: such a long ride
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 JadedCynic: not when it's ACTUAL music?
 MAPBoardgames: What's the difference between an orchestra and bull? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.
 JadedCynic: Greg's letting his standards slip
 JadedCynic: BRILLAINT
 JadedCynic: you HAVE to, sometimes
   LoadingReadyRun:  TBH I don't know *what* a good, bongo only orchestra would sound like
 Hexi_Lexi: gdi greg!
 thraximore: Everyone drink!
 Hexi_Lexi: i LOVE you greg! but youre making it VERY difficult
 GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun Like sitting on a patio while a particularly energetic thunder rainstorm patters and rumbles on the roof.
 KCazduke: Oh hey, anyone try more maitaigaritas yet?
iccmjj: Holaaa
 JadedCynic: Somehow it seems like we have a neutral, good (marshmallow) of a Avenging Fallen Angel who's been shoehorned into a Prince of Hell...
iccmjj: Que hago acá?
 asthanius: "Do it for her"
 JadedCynic: there's his focus
iccmjj: Yo ni hablo inglés
 JadedCynic: @asthanius exactly
 ContingentCat: awww
  RomanGoro: I can totally imagine what a bonbo only orchestra would sound like, it could even be very cool, but it'd take a loooot of work
 JadedCynic: gdi I wanna hug Xilix right now 
 Hexi_Lexi: god, i want a father figure like Xilix
iccmjj: Me dicen hola, hoy nadie me saludo f
Despoiler98: 
Despoiler98:  
iccmjj: Que es “dice friends”?
 JadedCynic: we will get Greg to a point where HE will want to repaint
Despoiler98: 
 MAPBoardgames: I love the Bingi asides.
 Hexi_Lexi: @MAPBoardgames bingi asides are A+
iccmjj: <message deleted>HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUENAS NOCHES :<
valravenapocalypse: It occurs to me, a renovation in Hell might actually be pretty easy. Just gotta channel those natural destructive energies of the plane to where you need them
 Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj desafortunadamente este es totalmente en ingles
  Sarah_Serinde: iccmjj Sorry, English only in chat please. This is a tabletop roleplaying stream.
   Anubis169: Easy on the allcaps iccmjj 
   Anubis169: and english only please 
iccmjj: @alas_babylon no puedo hablar en español
   Anubis169: ah...
 Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj aqui no
johntheinze: The knights of Labor killed more asians than FDR
  RomanGoro: iccmjj no, y definitivamente no si usas todo mayúsculas
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Maybe they do their freakin' jobs, for once."
 asthanius: Oh boy
   Anubis169: iccmjj: Feel free after the stream is done though
 MAPBoardgames: Worker unions aren't about getting work done. Where'd you get that idea?
valravenapocalypse: my heart goes out to Cam, as someone who rolls horribly
 asthanius: "We're a family here, ya know? We like having rockstar bongo players. You're a unicorn, you know."
 mowdownjoe: Ahh, Kathleen...
 Hexi_Lexi: god damn it!!!
 MAPBoardgames: If Xilix needs a new pair of shoes, I know where he can find some soggy ones.
 JadedCynic: that scans - it IS hell...
 Hexi_Lexi: that was so good
valravenapocalypse: Nah, Hell has better music that Coldplay
valravenapocalypse: *than
Houstofcards: Nothing else compares
 asthanius: Those Simpsons donuts
valravenapocalypse: If Coldplay came from Hell, it's only because they got kicked out
iccmjj: <message deleted>byeeeee Americans do not appreciate those who are from Latin America :< (google translator)
 JadedCynic: @valravenapocalypse only for the tone-deaf and those who don't CARE about the quality of music
 asthanius: A sometimes food? Well now hold on, Greg
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyGrossCaribouPunchTrees-9jmHdIRzwqvqaKRe
 asthanius: Let's not go too far
 JadedCynic: 
 Hexi_Lexi: hes learning!!!!!
 Arclight_Dynamo: "If you do a good job... I will pay you."
 JadedCynic: Greg done good...sort of
 JadedCynic: incentives
 Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj We have people from all over the world here. It's easiest if people communicate in one language. Tenemos gente de todo el mundo aquí. Es más fácil si las personas se comunican en un idioma.
 MAPBoardgames: I need 2400 Infernal Kreme donuts.
 themlin: will work for donuts
   LoadingReadyRun: "donuts are a sometimes food" -Someone who doesn't know anything
grimshade:   
 JadedCynic: stuck in his Army of Heaven role...maybe part of the reason he rebelled (and Fell)
 Alas_Babylon: @Jakelope13 I swear it was actually canon that it was lol
 lirazel64: If this is Hell, it must be Dunkies.
 Science_and_Magic: I wonder if Gailve needs a pick me up MaiTaiMargarita
Makimachine: Greg makes me think of Good Omens, "he sauntered slowly downwards."
iccmjj: <message deleted>@alas_babylon blah blah blah they think they are superior, I don’t understand how I try to get in here if the lower class don’t enter: <
 withwherewithal: Oh god does this hotel have Theme Suites?!?!
daneel85: *wonders if xilix has a cylix*
 Hexi_Lexi: @withwherewithal probably THE TACKIEST ones ever 
withwherewithal: Sooooooo Tacky
 thraximore: Amazing what a little music can do for you
 A_Dub888: !findquote donut
  LRRbot: Quote #6181: "I love chat like I love donuts." —Adam [2019-06-29]
 vellebastet: whoo!
 MAPBoardgames: Each garbage bag of holding may contain d3 imps.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet: 🍵
 withwherewithal: A poor approximation of what Greg thinks Waterdeep looks like
 Hexi_Lexi: 
 vellebastet:   
 lirazel64: Two-story Martini-glass bathtub tacky.
 JadedCynic: this is going GREAT
 MAPBoardgames: Unfortunately, I have to run. Catch you all in the VoD chat!
SwankyFlea: We're less than two episodes in and this is already one of my favorite Dice Friends campaigns
 SkylerRingtail: Pfft, the track is "Fursuit Vehicle"
 Hexi_Lexi: omg! K'Larisca is our LGBTiefling!!!
 Science_and_Magic: Cam did a lovely job there. I can't wait to see how K'larysca handles her one on one with Greg
HundreydAundre: I'm uncertain of what Adam's love of donuts is supposedly like.
 vellebastet:   
 margieargie: I really need to watch Road Quest again...
 Alas_Babylon: @SkylerRingtail That name has some silly history behind it, it's great
 MAPBoardgames: @Hexi_Lexi 
 Hexi_Lexi: @MAPBoardgames fair, i know when i deserve it
KeytarCat: back from my bath in time for commercial 
 lirazel64: Do people who are the subjects of Queer Eye ever just say, "Oh, Hell no!"?
 lirazel64: I've never seen the show
 Alas_Babylon: OK, yeah, something is definitely wonky with the audio
SwankyFlea: @Hexi_Lexi Xilix too!
 asthanius: @Alas_Babylon Are you on headphones or speakers?
 DarkMorford: AND SERGE
 Alas_Babylon: Headphones
 thraximore: oh I hear it too
 Alas_Babylon: There's very odd dips and rises in the pitch in the songs
 Hexi_Lexi: @SwankyFlea and Xilix, too
 JadedCynic: @SkylerRingtail this makes me wanna rewatch Road Quest.... 
 asthanius: @Alas_Babylon Hm. I'm not hearing anything. I assume you've checked your connection
  Juliamon: Try refreshing if the audio's wonky, sometimes Twitch will warp it if your stream's behind
 asthanius: ^
 DarkMorford: @Alas_Babylon Twitch will sometimes speed up the audio in an attempt to catch up if your stream fell behind.
 Hexi_Lexi: god, that last bit just made me fall in love with Xilix (platonically)
 lirazel64: Not hearing anything odd...
 Alas_Babylon: Refreshed it now, lessee
lochnessseammonster: @lirazel64 they're generally pretty excited and receptive to the process... but there's also the magic of editing 
 Alas_Babylon: That is *bizarre*
 lirazel64: @lochnessseammonster Fair, fair.
HundreydAundre: G U Y S Hath Fallen!?
 Alas_Babylon: Those Whomst Hath Fallen
HundreydAundre: IS they on a new season coming up?!
 vellebastet: I love this campaign so far
 vellebastet: 
 margieargie: @JadedCynic Maybe we should organize, like, a community RQ rewatch somehow or something...
  Juliamon: The concept is solid--letting you catch up without having to skip content--but the execution falters when music is involved.
 JadedCynic: yeah....introduce some new people to the glory
SwankyFlea: I haven't seen RQ yet, a Rewatch would be neat
 SkylerRingtail: @margieargie What is the anniversary date for RQ?
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 vellebastet:   
SwankyFlea:   
 Alas_Babylon: Road Quest 1 was October 14, 2019
HundreydAundre: Me wanting to contemplate my obsession with the BykeQuest under the cat meme format
 vellebastet: @alas_babylon Oh no it has been a while.
SwankyFlea: 
  Juliamon: ANd it's been even longer since it was *filmed*
 vellebastet: 
SwankyFlea: 
 Hexi_Lexi:   
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 Alas_Babylon: 
SwankyFlea: 
 ContingentCat:  
 A_Dub888: !findquote fluff
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Alas_Babylon: !findquote cat
  LRRbot: Quote #6519: "Imagine a cat calling you weird." —Adam [2019-10-26]
 Hexi_Lexi: toe beans!
KeytarCat: !sir
 ContingentCat: Such good beans
 KriegerSan: !findquote cat
 vellebastet: Toe beeeeeaaanns
KeytarCat: Oh I lapsed
 KriegerSan: !advice
  LRRbot: No-one can forget.
 Hexi_Lexi: alex voice: "KITTY"
 ContingentCat: !findquote cat
 Science_and_Magic: @Hexi_Lexi What?
 margieargie: 
 Science_and_Magic: Meow
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh don't cook Gregory 
 Hexi_Lexi: @Science_and_Magic its from a VERY early crapshot involving alex, graham, and cats
 SmithKurosaki: It do!
 vellebastet: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  I feel like talking about a Tabaxi's toe beans could be seen as inappropriate workplace conversation
 JadedCynic: yessssss
 SnowbirdMike: Like boiling Hitler.
KeytarCat: Business cat comics
 Alas_Babylon: Yeaaah...
 JadedCynic: this is SO true 
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun  is that you speaking or Dande speaking?
 SnowbirdMike: He is down there somewhere.
 Alas_Babylon: I'm trying to think of what the equivalent for humans would be that someone would comment on
 Alas_Babylon: Earlobes?
 KriegerSan: Toes?
NoTomToLose: Angel Food cake?
KeytarCat: finger nails?
 lirazel64: Oh, angels eat...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vellebastet:  
 Alas_Babylon: I dunno, people actually admire nails when they're painted
Snowcookies: oh my
 InkyGhoast: yes good
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hexi_Lexi: omg i love this
 KriegerSan: Muppet = Mop + Puppey?
 Alas_Babylon: Just something random on the body
 thraximore: 
 JadedCynic: eating for necessities vs. eating for pleasure
 Alas_Babylon: lol
 KriegerSan: puppet*
HundreydAundre: This is...a turn...???
 SmithKurosaki: But does he know the swedish chef?
Wrexadecimal: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
 InkyGhoast: I love all of htis
 withwherewithal: hehe
 vellebastet: NATHANIEL  
 thraximore: 
 Boon_33: Muppet demon? This ties in with the Buffy Universe now.
 JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon and some people get inappropriate with unsolicited attention...
 Nigouki prepares the mouth
 Alas_Babylon: @JadedCynic Yeah, that's fair, fingernails it is
 margieargie: Wait, wati wait you DON'T just pour sugar into your mouth?!
 Hexi_Lexi: Y E E E S S S
Despoiler98:    
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 SnowBuddy18: does Gregory sing Gregorian chant?
 JadedCynic: @Boon_33 oh dear....this could be glorious or ....well, not
KeytarCat: teaching is performance, can confirm
 Science_and_Magic: Perfect
 SmithKurosaki: Perfect
lochnessseammonster: 
 vellebastet: Love that
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousSneakyPoxOMGScoots-3vmuKt7hBbzk8g5_
 PharaohBender27: 
SwankyFlea: 
 Alas_Babylon: classic film Glitter
 Hexi_Lexi: Tappy
chaostreader: Animate Object!
 asthanius: K'larysca has a ring light with her at all times
Despoiler98: Klarysca doing full movie shoot
 JadedCynic: Such imagery, this is why I love TTRPGs 
 KriegerSan: Abject chaos
 JadedCynic: 'for the help'
chaostreader: What flavor is dragonbreath? Does it depend on the color?
 asthanius: "I mean...*you* didn't really do it, Greg. It was magic. But yeah, sure."
 JadedCynic: YES
Despoiler98: @chaostreader I think its a spicy chocolate
NoTomToLose: https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousGrossSparrowPastaThat-VfPyuWc4cnolnUUb
 vellebastet: 
KeytarCat: "no unusual fires"
 JadedCynic: that's kind of the PLAN for Hell
 asthanius: so many kinds of beans in this session
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
   LoadingReadyRun: Edible food!
 vellebastet: Awwwwww
 SmithKurosaki: Awwwww :3
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
Despoiler98: how......how do you fuck up microwave mac and cheese
 vellebastet: My heart
 Hexi_Lexi: awwww :3
 ContingentCat:  edible!
chaostreader: @despoiler98 Leave a spoon in it.
 thraximore: 
leopard_wolf: re mac and cheese no water
 JadedCynic: Pleasant food (the gourmets get tortured with still-frozen Hot Pockets™)
 vellebastet: Awwwwwwwww
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwww
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet: Pls this is adorable
 thraximore: 
 JadedCynic: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  this is truly hell
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 JadedCynic: Wheeler 
 gualdhar: more imps? more imps!
 vellebastet:  
 JadedCynic: he's got boundaries and willing to set them
JadedCynic: you're imposing - you're supposed to loom
 Hexi_Lexi: god, Pom is literally just Wheeler
KeytarCat: check my nails...
 vellebastet: 
 Alas_Babylon: Hooooly moly
Jakelope13: He can see the past lives of the shirt?
 JadedCynic: ohhhhh...
 Hexi_Lexi: ooohhh.....
 JadedCynic: get the drawers and closet open, because we're unpackin' that baggage...
KeytarCat: aw, he's so sweet!
Jakelope13: *sniff* Poor Greg!
   LoadingReadyRun:  I wish I had a visual aid for "dark Hawaiian themed cloak"
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA
 vellebastet:   
 Hexi_Lexi: wheeler!
 SnowbirdMike: They shop at "Spanx for Fiends."
Despoiler98: we're in hell with magic don't be ridiculous I'm not a tailor
 JadedCynic: 
 vellebastet: My feels
 JadedCynic: this is the only shirt he's worn, since...
KeytarCat: aw jeez, my tears
 JadedCynic: thus the decor of the hotel/casino
 Hexi_Lexi: oh no my heart!
 vellebastet:   
 JadedCynic: maybe not rips but the seam starts to pop
   LoadingReadyRun: Daily wear for 100 years is pretty good workmanship
NoTomToLose: Did he just say his name like a Pokémon
 SnowBuddy18: PomChamp
 ContingentCat: really got his money's worth there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wheeler stop, I'm in stitches
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedCrispyArugulaNerfRedBlaster-V7-QN_46sNrGC97q
 JadedCynic: gentlefolks?  What you just heard is classic fast-talk 
 InkyGhoast: Pom is so good at this
 JadedCynic: ^^^^^
 vellebastet: ^^
 JadedCynic: 
 Hexi_Lexi: PomChamp
 vellebastet: 
 Alas_Babylon: You ever just... win
   LoadingReadyRun: yay advantage
 JadedCynic: ALL THE RANGE
KeytarCat: bonk
grimshade: fucking eh wheeler
Snowcookies: Dice luck
Namboto: PomChamp
 InkyGhoast:   
SquirrelLord1111: Pommers
 Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
 SnowBuddy18:  
 lirazel64: Whoohoo!
 vellebastet: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That seems impressive for Binji to manage 
Despoiler98: what the hell is a Cold War Yellow?
 JadedCynic: young'uns 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/VainEntertainingBananaWholeWheat-cHCfZqzGxsXk7o3O
leopard_wolf: I want to know what a whole wheat banna is now...
 JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 the wan cast of thin clouds obscuring the glare of nuclear blasts; it fills the sky with pale and diffuse light, no shadows on the ground...
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintyBoringRuffHotPokket-D5be0zWDaLGECHLA
 asthanius: "Greg...would you like a kilt?"
 niccus: you ever think about pants
 ContingentCat: !findquote pants
  LRRbot: Quote #2572: "I am going to put some pants on." —Alex [2016-05-19]
 JadedCynic: sort of a watery lemon color
Despoiler98: @JadedCynic oh well thats horrifying
 vellebastet:  
Despoiler98: LOL CAM
 asthanius: Functional!
 RandomTrivia: BAhahahha
 DarkMorford: Viridian? Goldenrod? When did this become Pokemon?
 InkyGhoast: 
 Hexi_Lexi:  Cam
 Science_and_Magic: Wheeler is perfect at this
 vellebastet: Damn, I'll take that advice
   LoadingReadyRun: tailoring for goat legs has gotta be tough
Despoiler98: now i want new featherweight art
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww
 JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 yeah...welcome to my childhood - seeing psas about that all the time...
 gualdhar: ah yes, the Disney Princess makeover
 vellebastet:  
 vellebastet: 
 JadedCynic: you look good, you look comfortable...
 JadedCynic: sigh
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
 JadedCynic: sleight of hand!
 Hexi_Lexi: greg no!
 vellebastet: oh myyy
 SmithKurosaki: This will get interesting
 asthanius: "You smack his ass"
 Science_and_Magic: You grab ass
 JadedCynic: baby steps
 Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
 thraximore: everyone drink! 
 JadedCynic: "I'm flattered, but..."
 vellebastet:       
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hexi_Lexi: WHEELER
 vellebastet: OMG
 Alas_Babylon: yiiiIIIIKES
 Alahmnat: roflmao
 JadedCynic: OHMYGODWHEELERE!@
 gualdhar: WOW
 Science_and_Magic: Let me be clear
 gualdhar: good to set boundries
 vellebastet: I CAN'T BREATHE
 Fruan: The shoe things never stops being hilarious.
 JadedCynic: you don't need the shoe, greg 
 Hexi_Lexi: i met a 4 once
 JadedCynic: say....greg hasn't been crying as often, lately...
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeSourKimchiSmoocherZ-cUHPZFEkbsnJ3K1P
 JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi on a golf course? 
KeytarCat: "I wonder why I cry all the time. Probably not the trauma of losing the love of my life and never dealing with those emotions properly"
 Hexi_Lexi: @JadedCynic oh, heavens, no! that score is far too good for me! i score more 6's
 RandomTrivia:  Erika
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Cameron nice
 asthanius: WOW
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
KeytarCat: OH DEAR
 Alas_Babylon: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
 SmithKurosaki: WOAH
Makimachine: Wow...
 JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi    I always set my goal of meeting PAR (for 18) for a half-round 
 mowdownjoe: WOW
 A_Dub888: 
 DarkMorford: 
 gualdhar: woah
 thraximore: OH my
  Sarah_Serinde: Hah
 InkyGhoast: holy moly
 RandomTrivia: 
Wrexadecimal: 
 ContingentCat: 
 thraximore: 
 Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
SwankyFlea: 
grimshade: loving this stream
 SmithKurosaki: That is a MOOD 
 JadedCynic: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent 
 Boon_33: a very special hell
 PharaohBender27: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 JadedCynic: "Back you go!" BOOM
 Alas_Babylon: Hell's Hell
 KV1NN4: i almost spat out my coffee... and then almost choked on it <XD
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 gualdhar: where's that peter griffin and god gif when you need it
 dweebert91: 
Wrexadecimal: beautiful.
 LadyAtarka: Hello everyone!!!
 JadedCynic: The hawaiian shirt becomes a pocket square 
 JadedCynic: oh wait, matching pocket square and TIE for his ensemble!
 DarkMorford: Oh lord
 JadedCynic: rat?  Love the rat-tail 
 Hexi_Lexi: hey @LadyAtarka reminder that youre so wonderful and amazing and beautiful and incredible and loved!
 vellebastet:   
 JadedCynic: *bites lip, draws blood*
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmilingAmazingLyrebirdLitty-gVQ6R42YcOrmF0NP
 LadyAtarka: @Hexi_Lexi   
Despoiler98: LOL
 JadedCynic:  
 thraximore: oooh plot?
 Ritaspirithntr: Hmmmm, sus sensors are going off
 thraximore: yeeeeep
 JadedCynic: yay, we're getting progress
 Alas_Babylon: [borks in Infernal[
SwankyFlea: 
 vellebastet: Michelle's French accent is wonderful
 JadedCynic: improving relationships with in-laws
 RandomTrivia: Excuse?
 JadedCynic: Butt thwacking?
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
 ContingentCat: gesundheit
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet:  
Despoiler98: HAHAHA
 DarkMorford: Kathleen plz
 thraximore: seamless
 Alas_Babylon: That's not a phrase I'm particularly attuned to
 Hexi_Lexi: 
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
Despoiler98: Kathleen NO
 Science_and_Magic: WTH
 gualdhar: uh
Wrexadecimal: 
 margieargie: Uhhh?
 gualdhar: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Isaac3567: I miss QWERPLine now...
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear 
NoTomToLose: KATHLEEN
 vellebastet: Tappy    
benjamin_wheeler: WAFt
 Hexi_Lexi: WAFT
 JadedCynic: not in public!
NoTomToLose: W.A.F.T.
 JadedCynic: Greg is avoiding the whole merger thing because he doesn't want to think about changing the 'tiki'
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentBadDaikonTakeNRG-aRiFgXSbfd0TizN-
 asthanius: How strange
 corpocracy: HAH
 Orgmastron: YESSS
 asthanius: I wonder who that could be
  Juliamon: *topical*
 asthanius: What a mystery
 Alas_Babylon: Call me when you want...
Wrexadecimal: wait what
 PharaohBender27: Music!
Wrexadecimal: I feel like the poledancer thing is a reference and I'm missing it
Wrexadecimal: a p p r o a c h t h e p o s s u m
 JadedCynic: spa-ambient-music goooood 
Makimachine: Hmm, I have questions...
 InkyGhoast: lil nas x's latest music video
 Alas_Babylon: @Wrexadecimal Lil Nas X's latest music video
 Alas_Babylon: @InkyGhoast *high five*
Wrexadecimal: @Alas_Babylon Ahhhhh
 Alas_Babylon: Halfway through he literally pole dances his way down to hell
 asthanius: oh hi tappy
 thraximore: Guess I need to watch that
 InkyGhoast: @Alas_Babylon 
 Alas_Babylon: It's a trip, not one you should probably watch at work, but it's good
 Alahmnat: esquirrel
 Hexi_Lexi: there are many sub clauses, but there is only one TappyToeClaws!!! 
KeytarCat: when did the BGM start?
 PharaohBender27: Backstory!
Despoiler98: triple crossed?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: the plot-thickens
Jakelope13: Have the movers left? There's a lot to unpack here
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Despoiler98: LOL CAM
KaleidoscopeMind: Cam
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That Cameron reaction 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 vellebastet: Cam's face!!!
 JadedCynic: of COURSE Xilix is a notary 
Makimachine: Haha, that Cam face.
 vellebastet:   
 Hexi_Lexi: oh no poor cam
  Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic That seemed like news to Xilix
Despoiler98: Cam starts bleeding
 SmithKurosaki: Xilix's ears burning?
 Science_and_Magic: Cam is having one of his nose bleed
 JadedCynic: Xilix suddenly notices his nose is bleeding, mysteriously 
 vellebastet: 
 JadedCynic: or both
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousMushyBananaHumbleLife-9BFjOgTsyX-4b5lD
 JadedCynic: "Well, I belive that that's the point"
Despoiler98: finger guns!
 vellebastet: 
 SmithKurosaki: Finger guns. Excellent
 Alas_Babylon: thicc contracc
 Hexi_Lexi: thicc signn
   LoadingReadyRun: Cameron has been burned by long contracts before
 SnowBuddy18: dummy thicc sccrol
 Science_and_Magic: Xilix is not Avenir. Let's see how good he is at beauracracy
 SmithKurosaki: Famous Last Words?
 PharaohBender27: Daaaang
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Science_and_Magic: EHHHH
Drea713: loved that face
  Sarah_Serinde: I do love Cameron's acting
  Sarah_Serinde: A  level position, sounds like
 JadedCynic: hmmmmmmmmmm
 vellebastet: hmm
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: was that 'If anything happens to Greg' that I heard there?
 SmithKurosaki: yup
  Sarah_Serinde: I can't decide whether that's a step up or a step down from blood
Jakelope13: Please please please tell me one of the things Greg has signed away was his Dignity
 vellebastet:   
 PharaohBender27: @Jakelope13 
 JadedCynic: (it's Finnish, not Russian, btw )
 corpocracy: "enjoyable Russian way"
 JadedCynic: 
 ContingentCat: oh no
benjamin_wheeler: @JadedCynic  Banya is very Russian
 Hexi_Lexi: oh no
 vellebastet: oh nooooo
 JadedCynic: @benjamin_wheeler oh good 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: GREG! NO!
 JadedCynic: well, that's kinda progress 
 Hexi_Lexi: 
 ContingentCat: that's an improvement
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg yes
 vellebastet: Truth
KeytarCat: oof, jeez
 vellebastet: Awwwww
 Hexi_Lexi: aww 
 DarkMorford: lol
KeytarCat: Even a good recipe needs some variety after 1000 years
  RomanGoro: This is the most wholesome Dice Friends campaing ever
 A_Dub888: #Branding
benjamin_wheeler: my thing is sound effects, here's a t-rex
 vellebastet: Not me needing to hear this
  Sarah_Serinde: That took a bit of a swerve 
 MrTheWalrus: Yeah, intimidate him into having self-respect!
 vellebastet:  
 Hexi_Lexi: Dio Branding? 
 SmithKurosaki: So humble
 ElementalAlchemist: That's not one thing, K'larysca
 JadedCynic: this is making me feel son dang good 
 ContingentCat: powerful hugs!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hell yes, power hugs
 SmithKurosaki: #powerhugs
 DeM0nFiRe: #PowerHugs
 SnowBuddy18: K'larysca forgot "amazing at being an influencer"
 vellebastet: #Powerhugs
 Hexi_Lexi: THATS MY BRAND
 InkyGhoast: #PowerHugs
KeytarCat: You thought it was Greg, the sad devil, demo kono Dio Da!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
HundreydAundre: ???: No... I don't think I will.
 RandomTrivia: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 LadyAtarka: I want a power hug
 margieargie: #ConsensualPowerHugs!
 vellebastet: #consensualpowerhugs!!
 vellebastet:   
 SkylerRingtail: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 JadedCynic: I miss hugs....
Makimachine: #consensualpowerhugs
 SmithKurosaki: *gives Atarka a consentual power hug
HundreydAundre: THAT; is exactly why I don't think I will.
 RandomTrivia: "Ask your doctor if Consensual Power Hugs are right for you"
 SmithKurosaki: I also like consentual power hugs
 Hexi_Lexi: i WAS on team greg, but not when hes gonna steal my brand! 
Jakelope13: I'm not sure how I feel about being on the receiving end of a Power Hug from a 12(14)ft tall devil...
  Sarah_Serinde: Well that's why "consensual" is in there 
 margieargie: Once close contact is a safe thing again I'm gonna hopefully be involved in SO MANY consensual power hugs...
  Sarah_Serinde: No one is obliged to accept a power hug
NoTomToLose: The Metaphorical Napkin
 SmithKurosaki: Same margie
SwankyFlea: #ConsensualPowerHug
 JadedCynic: just the right amount; if it feels greasy you're using too much
HundreydAundre: Isn't the universe pretty far from itself?
 vellebastet: 
 JadedCynic: @margieargie agreed  
 InkyGhoast: Just a jar of coconut oil
coelopteryx: #consensualpowerhugs he'll yea
 Hexi_Lexi: @margieargie @SmithKurosaki what about a 5 foot 3 disaster?
 SmithKurosaki: I'm down
 vellebastet: YES
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !break
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 vellebastet:   
 corpocracy: This campaign is the best
 vellebastet: Right??
 PharaohBender27: I have a sudden need to go moisturize 
leopard_wolf: how many days did they have to do this?
SwankyFlea: Really excited to see how Vrada's segment goes
 SmithKurosaki: I probably should too... my elbow is so dry
Makimachine: To quote Doctor Who: "Moisture me!" 
SwankyFlea: @leopard_wolf 1 week
 corpocracy: Like, I've never felt so wholesome after DnD in hell.
Jakelope13: *Pom's shoe
  Sarah_Serinde: Jakelope13 He probably transferred it there from his cargo pockets
 SmithKurosaki: They.... appear
  Sarah_Serinde: He's been carrying them around
KeytarCat: This snickers commercial is too full of beeps and needs to not be as long
  Sarah_Serinde: It's from his ex-wife, he still has her shoe collection and it is *extensive*
 Alas_Babylon: They remind him of her ears
 thraximore: They are also very absorbent apparently
  Sarah_Serinde: More absorbent than cupcakes, at least 
Jakelope13: Right, but how did it get into his pocket? Or is that kind of thing a result of a contract he signed at some point, too?
leopard_wolf: well, less frosting covered
  Sarah_Serinde: Jakelope13 He was wearing cargo shorts before he changed. I assume he just took it from what he was wearing before.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not like he just suddenly appeared in those clothes, he took time to change
KeytarCat: Denim cargo shorts
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KeytarCat: but beige denim
leopard_wolf: he's an arch demon, not a wizard
  corianderd: I like the idea that he was a hammerspace for his wife's shoes
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, probably that too 
  Sarah_Serinde: Also hi Cori! 
 vellebastet:  
 thraximore: No no, hammerspace is POM's thing
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  corianderd: Pom's not the only one
 asthanius: Greg has shoespace
 thraximore: Pumpspace
 asthanius: Pom has 400hammerspace
 Hexi_Lexi: hey @corianderd reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and loved
  corianderd: 
 JadedCynic: I mean, Greg is a Prince(?) of Hell , he doesn't NEED hammerspace, he could just conjure the shoes into existence
 JadedCynic: Pumpspace tho, yes I LIKE that
 thraximore: The ways of the closet are myriad and mysterious
  corianderd: Pocketshoes
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 vellebastet: um
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahhaha
 JadedCynic: glad we've been having as much fun as y'all 
  Sarah_Serinde: Well I'm sad I missed out on that 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: OW!
 thraximore: 
 thraximore: haha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 asthanius: Nice brogue
 vellebastet: Oh pls demonstrate
 ContingentCat: 
Snowcookies: omg
 RandomTrivia: TAPPY
 PharaohBender27: Tabby plz
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 lirazel64: All he needs is the spell, "Imelda's Closet".
 Orgmastron: YE STAPPPY YES
  RomanGoro: Yes, Tappy Yes
 PharaohBender27: Sorry, *Tappy
 JadedCynic: @asthanius ties back to Grreg's Shoespace 
Houstofcards: Get oot of moy swomp
KeytarCat: I keep pronouncing it Vratha
 SnowBuddy18: I keep thinking Vraska
KeytarCat: elliptical machines the size of solar systems
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedSleepySharkBloodTrail-hj70hjjvePFBn1D8
 Hexi_Lexi: oh, greg
 vellebastet: 
  Sarah_Serinde: What a travesty
KeytarCat: and a magnetic necklace
 thraximore: Oh dear
 asthanius: Can't escape jnco
 DoodlestheGreat: It's hell, there is no Luluemon.
Wrexadecimal: Don't knock on JNCO 
 DoodlestheGreat: Hey, some folks like it sweaty.
 ContingentCat: weights can wait
 JadedCynic: No, it's hell, there is ONLY Luluemon
 RandomTrivia: 
KeytarCat: just some bongos
KeytarCat: baduradum
 thraximore: Oh those come from the Plane of Elemental Sadness
 JadedCynic: Greg subconsciously manifests the tumbleweed out of nerves
KaleidoscopeMind: it lights on fire partway through
 JadedCynic: and you're NOT an angel anymore - you got a metabolism now, and you should NOT overload it 
 asthanius: jump a little bit higher
KeytarCat: Oh, like the deer repellent bamboo  clackers at Japanese hot springs?
 vellebastet:  
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BigSourGoldfishFloof-ECxPgBdlmMrwXGeS
valravenapocalypse: ten minutes later: *full on Jetson's "Jane stop this crazy this!" moment*
 DarkMorford: Nice tunes, Paul
HundreydAundre: BONK! Automated Aqua!
 JadedCynic: you're regulating your muscles
 lirazel64: Gods, but I hate gym music.
 innovativemethods: I like to imagine it's bottles from the ELemental Plane of Bottled Water/
 thraximore: The music inspires visions of nylon and exercise balls
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 asthanius: oh god
 corpocracy: oof
 asthanius: please no
 InkyGhoast: i love this 80s workout vibe, maybe i should get some of these for when i start runnning
 ContingentCat: ouch
 vellebastet: Bongos roll by
KeytarCat: I can't play D&D while listening to new music, but now I know I can listen while LISTENING
HundreydAundre: It drinks itself when in drought!
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic 
 asthanius: Greg needs to find a singles group
 JadedCynic: just kinda got STUCK after the breakup
 PharaohBender27: But he wafts so much!
KeytarCat: He's so fit and kinda hot and I get nervous wait
 JadedCynic: if you're going to merge, and you're going to be related, it'd be nice to get along
 JadedCynic: he's not a fit *snob* is he?
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 I didn't catch it was him 
 innovativemethods: Erika is giving us the workout buddy advice
 JadedCynic: if he's not, he'd welcome you (it's SO less boring with someone else)
NoTomToLose: Try swimming with the squid monster!
KeytarCat: Bats means workout buddies!
 JadedCynic: You could FLY - excercise those wings for yourself...
 Hexi_Lexi: god, i wish Vrada was my coach
 JadedCynic: start small
 JadedCynic: and build
 asthanius: "Greg...have you ever *used* the pool in your bar?"
 lirazel64: Also, don't blow out a knee.
 JadedCynic: or even just drew on their own good experiences
 thraximore: Dread it, run from it... leg day arrives all the same.
 innovativemethods: *switches from calisthenics to weights myself*
Wrexadecimal: @thraximore Does running from leg day count as leg day? D:
 JadedCynic: get those bulging biceps et al. able to twirl that flaming sword again
 thraximore: Of course 
 Hexi_Lexi: @thraximore leg day is best day
 asthanius: Oh god
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
 PharaohBender27: Uh oh
 Hexi_Lexi: GREG NO
 drfox17: gaaasp
 drfox17: i *forgot*
 drfox17: i have a vod to watch
Dane_VII: Helloo
 JadedCynic: cable is frayed?
Despoiler98: JACCUSE SABOTAGE
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: DRAMA!!!
KeytarCat: @drfox17 welcome!  I'
 JadedCynic: MOVE!
Wrexadecimal: Oh no! D:
 asthanius: oh
chaostreader: Levitate?
 Alas_Babylon: bonus
 JadedCynic: it'll be embarrasing (and maybe demoralizing) if he gets dropped on tho
 JadedCynic: maybe just...yeah DM on the same channel
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
 JadedCynic: 500lbs?  Catch?
 asthanius: To be fair, she *is* a teenager
 asthanius: Not the brightest tiefling
KeytarCat: Gailve has a servant w/ a bunch of mage hands
 JadedCynic: wait...right that's a REAL twitter account, we could be giving her extra likes! 
KeytarCat: is Tappy running a real twitter to give advanced inspiration in game?
  Sarah_Serinde: That's why she's been plugging it the whole time 
  Sarah_Serinde: There's also https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
 JadedCynic: I'm such an oblivious fool!
 Hexi_Lexi: @KeytarCat yes!
 thraximore: oh dear
 RandomTrivia: Uh...
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe unseen servant and mage hand are very weak
KeytarCat: I love this mechanic
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: nap time!
HundreydAundre: Oh, dear. Is he dead?
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
KeytarCat: it's like the "You are now in chat" from the Golden Goose!
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98: punch that man!
 JadedCynic: yeah mage hand only carries 5lbs
chaostreader: Assassin!
 JadedCynic: unseen servant is like 20-30lbs
 Hexi_Lexi: Go Vrada Punch!
 SnowBuddy18: 22.1
 JadedCynic: sigh, figures
 JadedCynic: this is HELL, can't just have a new friendly person walk up in the gym
 vellebastet:  
 JadedCynic: right, this isn't just a human...
 JadedCynic: and here comes the fight music 
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun perfect to me
SwankyFlea: Volume is good
 Dog_of_Myth: It is great Pual
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Is good
 ContingentCat: volume's good
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 PharaohBender27: "Not the tusks! Not the tusks!"
NoTomToLose: 
 Hexi_Lexi: "this is what its like to chew 5 gum" "DOOOFFF"
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: looks like it's hammer time
 RandomTrivia: Give this hammer the beans!
 JadedCynic: Cam 
KeytarCat: oh myyyy 
 Hexi_Lexi: give him the beans!!!
Sibwow: go for the taint
Despoiler98: nice
 JadedCynic: SAVAGE
 JadedCynic: how is his WIS sa...okay
 JadedCynic: he's distracted now - his concentration wavering
 JadedCynic: wait what?
 DiscordianTokkan: They've got a GUN!
  Juliamon: gun show blazing, maybe
 PharaohBender27: A new enemy!
 JadedCynic: they've got a WAND!
 JadedCynic: gym rats never lift alone - that's his spotter
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 ContingentCat: 
Jakelope13: Did the assassins buy and build a Gym just so they could hit Greg? That's a long term plan!
 RandomTrivia: Dammit Gailve
Despoiler98: booooooo
grimshade: that was great
 Hexi_Lexi: gdi Gailve
Houstofcards: More like hiss-acal therapist
Despoiler98: LOL
 JadedCynic: Community_I'll_Allow_It.gif
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: How many spa employees are in on this!?
 DarkMorford: Massage tools? Are we Yakuza 7 now?
 JadedCynic: wait, this gym was just next door?  Who owns this place?
 Hexi_Lexi: @DarkMorford not enough ichiban
 JadedCynic: @DarkMorford better that than Saint's Row...
  Sarah_Serinde: Are they still in the future in-laws' place?
NoTomToLose: Yikes!
Houstofcards: You’re a spa in hell and one of the employees get in a brawl, I think you just jump in to help no questions asked
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Flora's parents
KaleidoscopeMind: the future in laws. who, according to the contract, wanted Greg dead?
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 iiiiiiinteresting....
   LoadingReadyRun:  I don't know about this new spa treatment. Seems a little harsh on the skin
leopard_wolf: he probably hasn't signed the contract yet
 JadedCynic: @KaleidoscopeMind well, didn't WANT him dead, but certainly not *invested* in his continuance...
Jakelope13: According to the contract, which I don't think has been signed yet, they'd get the casino whether he was alive or dead. Even alive, he would have been powerless
Houstofcards: Putting the AX in rest and relaxation
 JadedCynic: You want Greg? Oh Sorry, you'll have to get in line...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: Cool cool cool
 ElementalAlchemist: 3HP®: It's enough!™
   LoadingReadyRun:  healing word and the word is *help*
 JadedCynic: but he's got two companions
 JadedCynic: "1 is not 0"
 JadedCynic: that's a great thing about most bards...
 JadedCynic: Man, talk about sapping his spirit to fight!
 DarkMorford: Oof, invoking the wrath of reddit? Cruel.
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, 3d6 /r/crossfit damage
   LoadingReadyRun:  I cast bad ASMR
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98: YOU WRECKED THAT MANS MIND
 RandomTrivia: But wait, there's more!
 SmithKurosaki: DESTROYED
KeytarCat: I love dissonant whispers.  I once whispered my character's insecurities at an enemy and it smashed the save, so I took vicious mockery damage 
 PharaohBender27: Excuse me, I'd like to report a murder
 InkyGhoast: I like how we have Pentagram, Bitter, and then just...Reddit...it can't get hellier
 JadedCynic: SAVAGE
 JadedCynic: @InkyGhoast reddit IS Hades, sorry if we haven't made it obvious
 DarkMorford: And now a flame war's starting up
 JadedCynic: oof
 SmithKurosaki: @InkyGhoast Reckedit
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: good thing that Hell isn't covered by the Geneva Conventions, because that was just cruel & unusual
 DarkMorford: Cruel, yes, but I think it's about par for the course in Hell.
 DarkMorford: Not that unusual.
 SmithKurosaki: offa
  corianderd: brave question
Despoiler98: Can I interest you in a 4 hit?
 SmithKurosaki: oofa*
   LoadingReadyRun:  Was that a stab or a dab?
 RandomTrivia: "Just don't miss, 4hit" 
 Fruan: If you roll bad enough, you get an underflow error and hit anyway.
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun 
  RomanGoro: What level is everybody, do we know?
 Sarah_Serinde: Level
  Sarah_Serinde: Level 4, sorry 
  RomanGoro: Sarah pls 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: NICE
Despoiler98: OMG BOOOOOOO
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSS
 withwherewithal: WOOOOO
grimshade: i love these one liners
LadyAtarka: YES
 Hexi_Lexi: BOOOOO
 RandomTrivia:     
 withwherewithal: Good Pun
 JadedCynic: not. gonna. lie.  THAT WAS EPIC
Jakelope13: Yes!
SwankyFlea: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay but A+ though 
 JadedCynic: pity
Wrexadecimal: yeeeee
 SmithKurosaki: Gailve deserves a bonus for that pun
  corianderd: breathtaking
SwankyFlea: TOP TIER MEME
 NonjaBiru:  
SwankyFlea: *PUN
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 withwherewithal: No Pun bonus to hit?
 JadedCynic: agreed!
 fcloud: pun of the day right here folks
 SmithKurosaki: EXCELLENT
 ContingentCat: for some reason my brain keeps hearing "physical therapist" as a therapist made of physical matter as opposed to being just made of ideas
  mtvcdm: I had this in another tab and heard that line and sat bolt upright because my goodness
Despoiler98: Molotov TOWEL
 SmithKurosaki: I actually missed what was said 
 JadedCynic: @withwherewithal gets 'Inspiration' - can use a bonus d6 for a future roll...
Despoiler98: JESUS
 SnowBuddy18: @SmithKurosaki fit-ness sword into you
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Erika) [now] I am going to *end* this towel boy. | menacingly
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   LoadingReadyRun:  somehow this towel boy is by far the scariest
 SmithKurosaki: Ahh, excellent
 JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki "The people of Chult were into fitness too, and I'm gonna fit-ness sowrd into you"
 DarkMorford: The "Great Warriors of Chult," also known as Snak, Bontan, Morra, and Dande?
 JadedCynic: *sword
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantPluckyPassionfruitKevinTurtle-eKhbNwslFLfIlr4j
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 SmithKurosaki: Most excellent
 Dog_of_Myth: As one does
 RandomTrivia: Beatings will continue until morale improves or Vrada gets bored. Probably the former.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Towel boy becoming OW boy
 SnowBuddy18: his last reps
 PharaohBender27: Nice!
 SmithKurosaki: Apparently weight dude didn't skipp leg day 
 JadedCynic: RAWR!
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time 
 ContingentCat: oh no hopefully not ALL of Twitter
 withwherewithal: Twitter giveth
 RandomTrivia: 
KaleidoscopeMind: all of twitter sounds like a curse
 InkyGhoast: I can't hit the like button more than once! I've already left kudos here!
whatiskiss: FOF THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
   LoadingReadyRun:  I'm imagining this fight as Vrada punching people while the other bards stand around singing inspiring songs
Despoiler98: you meddling kids!
 JadedCynic: that's it, keep talking
  Sarah_Serinde: InkyGhoast Kind of related: did you know you can hit the kudos button more than once? It counts! Not on Twitter though 
 RandomTrivia: Oh Pom...
Despoiler98: Pom change dice dude
  Sarah_Serinde: And the entire stream brings up the inspiration 
 RandomTrivia: 
 corpocracy: Ayyyyyy
 JadedCynic: use those bonuses
 Baldrash: 
 SmithKurosaki: 
 PharaohBender27:  there!
 ContingentCat:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rhynerd: Huzzah!
  RomanGoro: Well, we now know where's the compensation for Wheeler's infamous mtg luck
 fcloud: hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris
 JadedCynic: FINISH HIM
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
 SnowbirdMike:    
 Baldrash: Laying the hammer DOWN.
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: OUCH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
 JadedCynic: is it 'returning'?
 SmithKurosaki: YES
 ElementalAlchemist: Wow.
 JadedCynic: I want this sort of hammer now <32
 JadedCynic: 
   LoadingReadyRun: He just bounced it off the guy's head
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: 
Despoiler98: LOL
 fcloud: it inches back slowly and resentfully
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Despoiler98: Cam "not that old" Lauder
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 666
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor Xilix 
   LoadingReadyRun: this from a 200 year old Loxodon
 JadedCynic: "The white hair is an affectation!  I bleach!"  
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao "Sure, I'll stab a physiotherapist"
 ElementalAlchemist: "does a 4 hit?"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ContingentCat: can that quote be added "Sure I'll stab a physiotherapist"
 JadedCynic: sounds like he kinda wants to give the rest of his party a piece of his mind 
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Ehhh it's not great out of context
 ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde ah right, fair enough
 SmithKurosaki: 
 JadedCynic: now you've got a motivation to kick this Physio
 PharaohBender27: OW
   LoadingReadyRun:  didn't Jet Lee do a fight scene with acupuncture needles
 SmithKurosaki: oof
 ContingentCat: ouch
 DarkMorford: Xilix angy
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SmithKurosaki: Boom. ROASTED
 JadedCynic: "I never tried to stab you, anyway - I just wanted you to get closer."  REBUKE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ghyllnox: "We're going to need to get you to a nutritionist!"
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun if not Jet Li, probably Jackie Chan (pulling them out of his own back, probably)
 SmithKurosaki: Dang Dont messs with Gailve
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 JadedCynic: everyone steps up to hold off the adds
 ContingentCat: gonna wring out this towel boy
 thraximore: Oh, you know Charlie?
grimshade: lookss like galave has a leg up on his opponent
 fcloud: spoilers
Despoiler98: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: In this economy? 
 ContingentCat: !gooseadvice
 DarkMorford: !Y
  LRRbot: HONK!
indigovarlet: 17
 corpocracy: I love that command
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedVibrantPorpoisePeoplesChamp-Gwdz0p6CS0RwKPi0
 fcloud: haha
 thraximore: So many good quotes from this episode
 fcloud: so true
 SmithKurosaki: oof
   LoadingReadyRun:  At least these guys will know how to do exercise rehabilitation
 InkyGhoast: the math rocks keep betraying us
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
 ContingentCat: 
Snowcookies: oof
 fcloud: just a physical therapist, dont feel bad
 thraximore: Morality coupons.
Despoiler98: FINISH HIM
 JadedCynic: SAVAGE
 SnowbirdMike: wring him to death?
 SmithKurosaki: FATALITY
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: FATALITY
KeytarCat: oh dear
 JadedCynic: Chef_Kiss.gif
grimshade: galave is amazing
 DarkMorford: GODDAMMIT
 InkyGhoast: jeezy creezy
 LadyAtarka: YES!!!
Wrexadecimal: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrTheWalrus: This music is rad, by the way.
 ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
 thraximore: VERY good.
 JadedCynic: gailve 
Wrexadecimal: flawless victory
Isaac3567: Kinda want to watch that movie now
 asthanius: There is so much murder
Wrexadecimal: Out of Kombat?
Wrexadecimal: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestHeadstrongZebraSMOrc-FZcCztTfIp66_K75
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor Greg
 asthanius: That was heartless, Gailve
  Sarah_Serinde:  Gailve 
WoodenRabbitB: did he say "your soul is mine" or "your swoll is mine?" cause I find that infinitely funnier.
 asthanius: The latter
  Sarah_Serinde: WoodenRabbitB Definitely swole
Wrexadecimal: @WoodenRabbitB it was definitely swole
 corpocracy: WHAT
  Sarah_Serinde: It was one of many puns 
 PharaohBender27: 
 asthanius: Party City towel boy costume
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
WoodenRabbitB: thanks!
 LadyAtarka: omg
  RomanGoro: At this point we can asume anything Nath says is a pun
 PharaohBender27: Huh
 InkyGhoast: oh dang i knew it
 JadedCynic: "The betrayal is coming from inside the house!"
Jakelope13: Yes! Payoff!
 InkyGhoast: i was talking off stream to a friend and saying it's dan
 corpocracy: Did... did Greg accidentally authorize his own assassination?
Wrexadecimal: It's the possum isn't it? D:
 JadedCynic: (I'm glaring at Dan)
  Sarah_Serinde: corpocracy That is seeming increasingly likely
 asthanius: @JadedCynic I'm choosing to believe it's the pool squid
 misteline: It was the bar tender!
 JadedCynic: the fact that we need "assassination attempt on dad" app is feeling a little serious...
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hah, okay, yup
Jakelope13: uh?
Despoiler98: its gonna be the accountant the whole time
 JadedCynic: And there's the end of session
 asthanius: MIME ATTACK
Isaac3567: I wonder if his daughter is hiring these assassins to try and get her dad back in the groove of things
 JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 yeah....
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg this is why you read things before signing them
  Sarah_Serinde: With your own blood
 thraximore: Plot! Knew it
 JadedCynic: @Isaac3567 I *was* thinking that, but...
Despoiler98: the ATTORNEY!!!
Jakelope13: Uh oh
Makimachine: Dun Dun Dun
 Alahmnat: oh no
 thraximore: It's gonna be the little guy
 asthanius: I KNEW IT WAS THE SQUID
 JadedCynic: nooooo
 asthanius: oh
Despoiler98: CALLED IT
 asthanius: well, close enough
 JadedCynic: I CALLED IT!
 thraximore: KNEW IT
Wrexadecimal: yuuup
 InkyGhoast: KNEW IT
 Hexi_Lexi: GOD DAMN IT DAN
 JadedCynic: @asthanius I bet the squid's in on it - helping 'Dan'
Despoiler98: ITS ALWAYS THE BUREAUCRATS
 JadedCynic: ^^^
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahhh
 thraximore: Time to talk to a certain possum
 ContingentCat: I knew Greg's signing thing would come back to bie him.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
  Sarah_Serinde: Hon
 JadedCynic: "Follow the money" - watch the accountants
Jakelope13: Killing the assassins was Part of the contract?!? Now that's Devilish!
 asthanius: Maybe a certain ruby-bound lawyer can help?
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Yeah I was suspicious the first time it came up last week
 LadyAtarka: *claps*
 thraximore: @asthanius My thoughts precisely.
Despoiler98: Kathleen was the Big Bad the whole time
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grimshade: bravo
  Sarah_Serinde: With the paperwork circling in the air
 SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys
 Jhoiraful_Chaos: Thanks for the great episode
SwankyFlea: NOO it can't end already!!
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KaleidoscopeMind: Oh his name is Pedanterax. It was in the name
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 JadedCynic: thank you SO much to all of you, for all of this awesomeness!
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grimshade: this was such a joy to watch
 JadedCynic: Paul was champing at the bit 
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 JadedCynic: it was perfectly executed
HundreydAundre: d-d-d-du-doo-doo-doo-doo-du-d-d-d: To e Continued.
 thraximore: Oh man I didn't even consciously think about how someone needed to press it 
 ContingentCat: How long has Paul had a dun-dun-DUN boton ready waiting
 thraximore: It was so perfectly timed
 PharaohBender27: Look at that  go!
HundreydAundre: Damn you, B. I hate my B key so much!
Makimachine: #consensualhugs
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat how long have they had the GoXLR? 
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 PharaohBender27:  : "Weeeeeeeeeee"
 corpocracy: I really enjoyed this and need more of all of these people in future streams 
 Hexi_Lexi: can confirm @falingard is a wonderful friend
 xantos69: 500 Bits!
 thraximore: Woah that was quick
 ContingentCat: 100
  Sarah_Serinde: Fancy real-time updates there
 JadedCynic: Surprise!
 DeM0nFiRe: Heh it udpates live, neat
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice work Paul
 JadedCynic: cool!
 PharaohBender27: @xantos69 @ContingentCat Just under the wire! 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  corianderd: did not know that did that
 thraximore: No, thank YOU 
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 VorlonScout: I'm going to miss these characters after next session.
 lirazel64: Muahaha
 Fruan: 
 FenrisSchafer:   
HundreydAundre: Overtimed...!!
 JadedCynic: oh right Uno Mas!
 corpocracy: Oh yeah! Tarkov!
 thraximore: oooh fun
  Sarah_Serinde: Also they didn't promote people's twitters so stand by for links 
 DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee!
 ContingentCat: Thanks everyone 
  Sarah_Serinde: Michelle: https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter
 JadedCynic: stabby -stabby Wheeler 
Snowcookies: Bye!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Tappy: https://twitter.com/TappyToeClaws
HundreydAundre: Damn,...just a wittle lates
  Sarah_Serinde: Erika: https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole
  Sarah_Serinde: Kiss: https://twitter.com/whatiskiss
  Sarah_Serinde: Cameron: https://twitter.com/UnarmedOracle
  Sarah_Serinde: And Wheeler: https://twitter.com/BWheelerMTG
 ThePov42: Is James escaping from Tarkov this week?
 SmithKurosaki: Should be
 SmithKurosaki: Dice Friends just ran a tad late
 PharaohBender27: @ThePov42 Yep, Dice Friends just ran a bit overtime
 ThePov42: cool cool
benjamin_wheeler: James said he's gonna chug 4 litres of cvass as an apology
 twistedlock23: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
 PMAvers: So much pea wet he's going to slam
 twistedlock23: my stream lagged and I didn't get tp watch any of the end 
 PharaohBender27: @twistedlock23 
 twistedlock23: I can't tell if thats an insult or not
 thraximore: more sad than anything
Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
 twistedlock23: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
 twistedlock23: pog
 JadedCynic: !advice box
 JadedCynic: !quote box
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 JadedCynic: darn
 NathanJay_GA: status?
 JadedCynic: !advice
  LRRbot: Setting someone on fire non-lethally is difficult.
  Sarah_Serinde: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #1281: "I don't think that's how beat-boxing works, Ian." —Heather [2015-12-16]
 JadedCynic: thanks!
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote is for the speaker, !findquote is for the term. And unfortunately you can't search !advice
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 NathanJay_GA: not now lrrbot
 thraximore: lrrbot is doing their best 
  Sarah_Serinde: LRRbot is a very good bot
 JadedCynic: "Okay, who woke up my chatbot?  And why is it ordering boxes?"  
 JadedCynic: LRRBot is best bot - it's had a great creator, and a maginificent set of mods training it
 NathanJay_GA: !findquote escape
  LRRbot: Quote #7459: "Would you like to escape by being so cute?" —Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
  Juliamon: You !quote someone to quote someone, and !findquote to find quotes containing a search term.
chaostreader: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ...One More? (James continues the impossible task of Escaping from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (29m ago).
  Juliamon: Soon!
  Juliamon: Dice Friends ran late.
 TheAinMAP:  
Earthenone: signal
 NightWingMistHawk: Time to escape Tarkov once and for all! Wait, that's not how this works?
 NathanJay_GA: so James is rushing Killa, right?
Earthenone: come on ads, play! im not able to watch this stream but i want to support the channel!
 El_Funko:     
   LoadingReadyRun: nah, gonna sit on top of a mountain instead
Earthenone: thanks ads 
rucdoc: 12.10 patch in a few hours
 NathanJay_GA: thats exciting
  Juliamon: Don't forget to tweet!
   LoadingReadyRun: I won't, i tend to send tweets just as the countdown ends
  Juliamon: cool cool
 El_Funko: Don't forget to not die
  Juliamon: I'll be back shortly, gotta do some evening cleanup
   LoadingReadyRun: Oh I'm gonna die a whole bunch
 tangokilo421: But Funko, isn't James supposed to fall in holes and die for our amusement?
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