MAPBoardgames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Tekcor17: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
MAPBoardgames: I rewatched Ep1 last night. So good!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
DarkMorford: o7
SmithKurosaki: Greetings
RandomTrivia: Hello friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: *excitement intensifies*
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote excitement
LRRbot: Quote #2650: "Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around." —Heather [2016-05-30]
PharaohBender27: Curious if we're going to find out whose behind the assassination attempts this evening, or if that's a Session 3 revelation.
DarkMorford: Yep, that's a Horner all right.
PharaohBender27: !findquote hell
LRRbot: Quote #990: "If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them" —Ian [2015-10-28]
NotCainNorAbel: The before times were strange
DarkMorford: You know what, chat? Sometimes Ian says words.
Juliamon: He sure does
PharaohBender27: !quote 6732
LRRbot: Quote #6732: "Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?" —Heather [2020-01-26]
ContingentCat: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3741: "Get in my pants hat!" —Ian [2016-12-13]
RandomTrivia: !quote 7454
PharaohBender27: Dangit, that's not the one
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Wrexadecimal: ohai
NotCainNorAbel: Ian might just be an AI
Juliamon: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
PharaohBender27: !findquote funny
LRRbot: Quote #3699: "Graham is funny." —Kathleen [2016-12-05]
PharaohBender27: !findquote sometimes
LRRbot: Quote #3694: "Cori can get bent sometimes." —Ian [2016-12-04]
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
SmithKurosaki: NotCain: Probably. Snergebot isn't too far behind some of the conjugations of Ian
SmithKurosaki: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4s from now).
NotCainNorAbel: Oh, yeah....If you watched the Tom Scott video about him having an AI build a video for him: I wonder if an AI could stream for a LLR member. (not authorizing this)
DarkMorford: So close
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
PharaohBender27: Clearly need to recalibrate my watch - used to be 2 seconds ahead, now it's 4 :p
Fruan: Queer as Hell - Just in time for a new Satanic Panic!
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Wrexadecimal: signal!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Mcgwee: lrrSIGNAL
vellebastet: Yeeeesss
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive LuvGift PrideTake PrideWingR
vellebastet: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea
vellebastet: 🍿
CooperTheClearestBlue: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
SmithKurosaki: Much Excite
KeytarCat: eeeeEEEEE
Baldrash: Whew, just barely finished episode 1 in time. lrrSIGNAL
JadedCynic: Red Horse, champing at the bit :)
ContingentCat: katesParty lrrSIGNAL katesParty
RandomTrivia: Perfect song timing
Boon_33 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
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MrSaturdayNite: Soon
MyrddintheWizard: lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: I have no sound.
PharaohBender27: Good evening, everyone!
Sarah_Serinde: Nice horns Tappy has today
RandomTrivia: @Fruan Sound is good here
ContingentCat: @Fruan you should
lirazel64: Wheee!
KV1NN4: increasingly exposed chests
vellebastet: Excitement!!!
Alas_Babylon: The what Five?
Science_and_Magic: Aww, no Klarysca cosplay. Still looking amazing Tappy!!
Sarah_Serinde: Fruan Well, there's definitely sound
Fruan: Ah! Fixed it. It was indeed at my end.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
JadedCynic: Yay! @Fruan
ContingentCat: So many grood people
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
ContingentCat: *good
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
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samanthamaybe: My sub is a baby!
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Hexi_Lexi: hey all you wonderful, amazing, beautiful, incredible friends who i love beyond what words can express!!!!!
vellebastet: unarmeHeart lrrHEART <3 lrrHEART braven10TRI
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falingard: LRR + Tappy? A match made in heeeelll <3 <3 <3
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Arclight_Dynamo: RIP Wheeler.
Alas_Babylon: lrrDARK
Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, did... Wheeler not get introduced? ;-;
KriegerSan: Did we stream glitch and miss Wheeler and Erikas intro?
PharaohBender27: Is anyone else seeing the screen go black for like a split second?
KeytarCat: he got a shout right at the end?
JadedCynic: you too @Hexi_Lexi <3 lrrHEART ysbrydHeart moosea2Mer2
Sibwow: wheeler needs no introduction
Alas_Babylon: And Erika too, durn
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Yes
corpocracy: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: I believe I heard her introduce Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: @PharaohBender27 That is happening to me as well, thanks for confirming it's not just me lol
Sarah_Serinde: And Erika, just briefly/quietly
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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The_Passerby: very good
lirazel64: We see you, Erica!
martamis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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JadedCynic: method acting ftw
vellebastet: So happy to see all of your faces. :)
MAPBoardgames: Paul and the Mods are watching. Always watching...
ContingentCat: !findquote rule
LRRbot: Quote #5829: "I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'" —Serge [2019-02-15]
JadedCynic: it's a house rule!
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
mowdownjoe: House rule!
PharaohBender27: ^
Alas_Babylon: ^^^
Anubis169: always...
DeM0nFiRe: lrrJUDGE
corpocracy: House Rule
Sarah_Serinde: That happens to people plenty, it's all good
RandomTrivia: The most evergreen quote
Boon_33: Bye Players, Hi paul!
Sarah_Serinde: fun > rules
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
grimshade: wheelerY
vellebastet: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
Alas_Babylon: Really the only reason the rule exists in the first place is so that sorcerers can't Quicken fireball and then cast it again, a bard isn't going to break it that much
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Featherweight art
Alas_Babylon: Banger alert
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Science_and_Magic: Ben Wheeler as himself
valravenapocalypse: You can't cast two fireballs in a turn with Quicken Spell in 5e?
vellebastet: LOVE
Hexi_Lexi: Wheeler as Himself
Alas_Babylon: @valravenapocalypse Nope. Whenever you cast a spell as a bonus action, the only spell you can cast with your action in the same turn is a cantrip.
Sarah_Serinde: I love the Dice Friends intros, they're always amazing
valravenapocalypse: *hot fuzz "Shame".gif*
Vyous: @valravenapocalypse no, if you cast a spell as a bonus action, your other spell must be a cantrip
valravenapocalypse: This is why 3.X is better :P
PharaohBender27: For a second I saw the initiative graphic and was worried we were going to start with combat *immediately* :p
Drunk_Owl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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ContingentCat: Who did the art? It looks like maybe featherweight but I don't remember it being said
corpocracy: Contracts? In Hell?
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat It's Featherweight, it's in the credits :)
oyleslyck subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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Alas_Babylon: Spellcasters tend to be very powerful in 5e (such as they were in past editions) due to how campaigns tend to be run, so the fact that you can't double-cast fireball is not something you need to have the ability to do lol
Science_and_Magic: Oh good, I wanted to know this stuff
beckett_brass: Was not here last session. What's this campaign like?
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde ah I didn't see it, thanks
A_Dub888: !findquote less
LRRbot: Quote #144: "Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!" —Paul [2015-04-20]
valravenapocalypse: I'm just a 3.X fan systemhead, so I like taking shots at 5e lol
PharaohBender27: Sinfluencer :D
Alas_Babylon: so Xilix is lore, Gailve is Whispers, Pom is Valor, Vrada is something, K'larysca is also something
Hexi_Lexi: Sinfluencer?!?! god, i adore Tappy!
Alas_Babylon: or is Vrada Valor, my brain is hecked
valravenapocalypse: I mean, there's really no reason to double cast fireball in 3.X, either, if you need to do that, something has gone very wrong
Alas_Babylon: @valravenapocalypse hehe
valravenapocalypse: But it's fun to have that option
KeytarCat: pentagram and Bitter...
Orgmastron: Ooooh family drama
Sarah_Serinde: Kiss is a lot of fun :D
JadedCynic: oof
RandomTrivia: @Alas_Babylon Vrada is Valor, she mentioned combat inspiriation last time.
Alas_Babylon: Right
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
JadedCynic: glamour, that scans
ContingentCat: katesLol I love those things
Max_Fan: Play is indeed a strong word
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Glamour hella scans
KeytarCat: I have one of those!
kamelion84: lol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Alas_Babylon: so that leaves Pom to be Swords?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Hexi_Lexi: ah, yes, the fart machine! Kappa
JadedCynic: 'heathcliff' eh?
InkyGhoast: heathcliff :D
KriegerSan: Enjoys poison maybe tooo much
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
Hexi_Lexi: god, this entire cast is SO PERFECT
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Every word spoken on this series has been fantastic :D
ContingentCat: I want a ravioli quilt wow
JadedCynic: @KriegerSan to other species on earth, things like capsaicin is deadly poison (and we just eat it for fun)
Hexi_Lexi: ravioli ravioli! give me the ravioli!!!
InkyGhoast: ravioli ravioli give me the qulitioli
valravenapocalypse: "quilt ravioli" is totally going to be a dish in my setting
Hexi_Lexi: @InkyGhoast high five!
Alas_Babylon: Ravioli, ravioli, give them the stabioli
JadedCynic: why am I always hungry with these streams?
InkyGhoast: @Hexi_Lexi :D well done!
RandomTrivia: !quote 6147
LRRbot: Quote #6147: "The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'" —Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
Sarah_Serinde: That went well :D
MrOrion24: Helloo friends!
MAPBoardgames: Also great at taking out the trash, if you know what I mean.
Alas_Babylon: so Lore, Glamour, Glamour, Valor, Whispers
JadedCynic: ^^
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
A_Dub888: !card loxodon warhammer
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
Alahmnat: tos?
Science_and_Magic: I thought an elephant never forgets?
RandomTrivia: 180, presumably LUL
KeytarCat: I love gay Luxadon hammers
Hexi_Lexi: god, i would die for Pom and his husband
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Oh, reminder for the stream:
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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MAPBoardgames: Pom has a whole room dedicated to showing off oall the hammers.
Sarah_Serinde: Give me some good ones to pick for the reel :D
whatiskiss: "lots'a'don"
KeytarCat: Pom and Poko?
Alas_Babylon: Loxodon apparently live to be 450, so 200ish year old loxodon aren't even halfway done yet
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Master_Gunner: lots of hammers yet to come, then
NoTomToLose: aww beans
valravenapocalypse: You can't advertise Hammer Time before the watershed
MAPBoardgames: Does Wheeler's character Pommel his enemies?
ContingentCat: but elephants don't have beans
floki4242: pom and peii
Alas_Babylon: @floki4242 *clap*
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
KeytarCat: @ContingentCat toeses , but no beeeeans
JadedCynic: after the sesquicentennial , things get to be a comfy, reliable - if a little blurred - routine
Hexi_Lexi: @floki4242 boo! (jk i love it)
Science_and_Magic: I have an urge to know Binji on their side and roll them down the hallway
floki4242: low-hanging fruit
Science_and_Magic: *knock
mowdownjoe: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
MAPBoardgames: BARD! Monthly.
Science_and_Magic: BARD!
Alas_Babylon: BRAD?
JadedCynic: frumpy?
Science_and_Magic: DRAB?
KeytarCat: I love the casual misspellings in the article
JadedCynic: DBAR
Hexi_Lexi: BOARD?
Science_and_Magic: This is the best way to recap the last episode
JadedCynic: RAB'D
Sarah_Serinde: *entirely* reliable
JadedCynic: @Science_and_Magic yeah, this is GREAT
Science_and_Magic: POOR CAM!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Do they spell Gailve's name differently every time? :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Science_and_Magic: Cams
Hexi_Lexi: rip cam
Science_and_Magic: Cam's face drop was gold!
KeytarCat: @Sarah_Serinde god I hope so!
Alas_Babylon: Poor Cam, the butt of all popular social media happenings on this stream
A_Dub888: B A R D !
JadedCynic: @KeytarCat surely it'd go through an editor &/or proofreader after being sent by the writer, but before printing?
KeytarCat: I missed the accountant's name!
Terr0rc0tta: Pedanterax is good shit
KeytarCat: @JadedCynic you say that like we aren't in infernal planes :P
SkylerRingtail: Maybe it's Maybelline?
MAPBoardgames: Better shape? 'On fire' would qualify as better in this case.
PharaohBender27: The idea of a combination of plywood and marble is . . . unsettling
JadedCynic: @KeytarCat being reported FROM Hell, but being sent back to the periodical back on the prime material (specifically The Forgotten Realms)
RandomTrivia: I love the term "croissandwich"
JadedCynic: Xilix has encountered this decorating material - well-veneered particleboard - brand name "I Can't Believe It's Not Marble™"
JadedCynic: his heart's in the right place, he means well
PharaohBender27: Huh
PharaohBender27: That sounded . . . sarcastic
JadedCynic: interesting way of putting that, bookkeeper...
SwankyFlea: Nooo I'm late what did I miss
MAPBoardgames: @SwankyFlea very little
JadedCynic: @SwankyFlea just a recap, we're just starting
MAPBoardgames: Mostly recap
SwankyFlea: yay ty everyone
ContingentCat: how apropriate a greasy signature for napkins
PharaohBender27: @SwankyFlea It's the next day, and we're meeting with Greg, who's talking with his assistant
vellebastet: Love that princess wave. sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: Boffa beez nuts?
Hexi_Lexi: beez nutz?! GOTTEEEM
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DarkMorford: Hell has Burger King? That scans.
OpenYourEels4TheNextFeels: So I guess Dan will end up being the surprise twist villain
JadedCynic: where's the chicken divan?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
grimshade: omg bah hel blast
SmithKurosaki: haahahahaha
JadedCynic: Ah, good, got all the options
RandomTrivia: LUL
Snowcookies: taco hell lol
Hexi_Lexi: boo these puns!!!
themlin: lol taco hell
grimshade: the punds are great
JadedCynic: Surprisingly, 'hot sauce' in hell is kinda underwhelming
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Despoiler98: GDI Wheeler
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
Science_and_Magic: WHEELER
Hexi_Lexi: THERE WE GO
raaabr: Frankie beeznuts
ContingentCat: katesLol Wheeler
vellebastet: PPFFFFF
mowdownjoe: GDI WHEELER
themlin: WHEELER
Jakelope13: *golf clap*
Alas_Babylon: <3
JadedCynic: impressed_applause.gif :D
A_Dub888: WE GOT THERE
RandomTrivia reluctantly presses Alt-X
MAPBoardgames: Taco Hell? I thought there would be a clever near-name, not just the actual name.
Fracaswell: thanks Wheeler katesLol
JadedCynic: ysbrydPunjail SeemsGood
Despoiler98: LOL
Science_and_Magic: Hydrate!
JadedCynic: 4th wall hammerspace ! I love it
Science_and_Magic: NATE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Despoiler98: DAMNIT WHEELER
Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler pls
Science_and_Magic: OMFG
Alas_Babylon: sweet buttery moses
InkyGhoast: yes good
Alahmnat: welp
Hexi_Lexi: CEASE
vellebastet: WHEELER
KriegerSan: Wheelr OUT
themlin: wheeler why
gualdhar: oh dear
grimshade: wheeler my god i love ya
JadedCynic: Kiss and Wheeler are going to be SUCH a good team <3
vellebastet: I love that man sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 @A_Dub888 ONE OF US
vellebastet: OMG
SmithKurosaki: #balhelblasted
Snowcookies: lol wow
RandomTrivia: benginDab
themlin: klarysa is a mood
JadedCynic: just enough for everyone <3
Despoiler98: Elemental plane of water bottles
MAPBoardgames: The demi-plane of bottled water.
Alas_Babylon: Artisan Stygian water
Baldrash: Isn't that what plants crave?
Alas_Babylon: artesan*
Hexi_Lexi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:18.
Jakelope13: Hammerspace full of water? Nope, we're going to the Bottled Water Plane
KriegerSan: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:35:43. lrrSPOT
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SnowbirdMike: Escapade. good word
PharaohBender27: Oh NNNOOOO
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
SmithKurosaki: Strong start
gualdhar: Tappy is so ready to play
Featherweight_: Unlease bongoo !
eshplode: Oh no, I'm late! See everyone in the VODs
MAPBoardgames: Cut open the wall and count the rings.
JadedCynic: Stagnating lrrAWW
vellebastet: groooss
ContingentCat: oh wow
MAPBoardgames: It's tikierrible!
falingard: "greasy despair"
SmithKurosaki: Well said map
JadedCynic: no layers of reno to remove, but plenty of grime of wear & tear...a good cleaning might find some potential...
elah806: Love to watch the cogs of Cameron's mind visibly turning
Makimachine: @JadedCynic Why not some rip and tear? We are in hell after all. :P
MAPBoardgames: Layers of dispair.
JadedCynic: @Makimachine we ARE trying to 'build Greg up' for the upcoming wedding...
Alas_Babylon: Bed, Bath, and Below?
Makimachine: @JadedCynic LUL
themlin: so Xilix is the interior decorator?
JadedCynic: The Home DePit, Lament's, Infernal Tire
JadedCynic: @themlin yeah, a 'College of Lore' bard that focuses on spaces
asthanius: The Superman
themlin: @jadedcynic gotcha, thx
MAPBoardgames: That's a horrifying idea. Throwing boxers and having them cling to the wall.
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
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RandomTrivia: LUL
Master_Gunner: my dignity is even more fleeting than my body
Despoiler98: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Jakelope13: I get the feeling that Devil laundry machines are quite.... heavy duty machines
benjamin_wheeler: Excavate dignity; destroy the gods
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron and Tappy) [now] 'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'
LRRbot: New quote #7547: "'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'" —Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
MAPBoardgames: Time to countersong?
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
SmithKurosaki: Heh
PharaohBender27: What's Xilix up to here?
ContingentCat: oh no
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
vellebastet: oh nooo
asthanius: "Getting too old for this shit"
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Snowcookies: natural 2
vellebastet: yowch
JadedCynic: a fair chunk of these people are in Victoria BC, a port city...and they have a REALLY balmy climate and probably have their windows open (looks at snow pattering at my window with the gale winds...)
MAPBoardgames: One can never be truly prepared for 1000 bongos.
Sarah_Serinde: It's true, she did say that :D
RandomTrivia: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
Sarah_Serinde: As one does
Hexi_Lexi: "i finish barfing up blood" cameron lauder (2021)
Fruan: You bong it, right? That's why it's called a bong-o
JadedCynic: is there ANY kind of melody coming out, or is it just a battery of auditory weapons?
Sarah_Serinde: You definitely don't need to have your window open to hear a Seagull outside
Sarah_Serinde: Also 9C is still a bit cool for open windows
JadedCynic: Oh my...it's as bad as I fear
Jakelope13: Would this be akin to buying tickets to the William Tell Overture in the coveted "right in front of the cannons" seats?
Fruan: Hit a bongo.... with another bongo!
KriegerSan: Technically true though
LoadingReadyRun: @JadedCynic "Seagulls on your conference call" is a known victoria trope
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, it IS Hell
KriegerSan: That is how one plays bongos
Arclight_Dynamo: A bongocalypse.
RandomTrivia: @Jakelope13 You're looking for 1812, but yes, it's that.
JadedCynic: oh you kiddin' me? 9C is almst double digits; I'd be on the front steps in t-shirt and shorts tryin' to soak up some sunlight! :D
JadedCynic: *snaps fingers*
themlin: they're playing,,,
themlin: in cannon
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: LOL hate it when I trip into my room full of knives
Science_and_Magic: Was that Adam playing a Cyoa game falling into knives?
JadedCynic: very profound insight, Xilix! <3
Houstofcards: Mmm squid jam
asthanius: "One of" his batons
Sarah_Serinde: "One of my batons" I love that that's a thing
Sarah_Serinde: Xilix just has a selection
JadedCynic: of COURSE Xilix the bard would have batons <3
Science_and_Magic: I'd hope the bards can be good at persuasion
JadedCynic: art of delegation - find experts and get them to pass on their knowledge to the less-experts :)
Science_and_Magic: 20!
samb6678: "dirty twenty"
themlin: BUM, BUM TOUGH LOVE
Hexi_Lexi: omg, i ADORE the phrase "dirty 20"
thraximore: deep umbraThink
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Hexi_Lexi: go Terrence!
RandomTrivia: *sound of 500d20 rolling offscreen*
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Science_and_Magic: No need to make a CON save?
KriegerSan: Not yet though
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floki4242: such a long ride
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JadedCynic: not when it's ACTUAL music?
MAPBoardgames: What's the difference between an orchestra and bull? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.
JadedCynic: Greg's letting his standards slip
JadedCynic: BRILLAINT
JadedCynic: you HAVE to, sometimes
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL TBH I don't know *what* a good, bongo only orchestra would sound like
Hexi_Lexi: gdi greg!
thraximore: Everyone drink!
Hexi_Lexi: i LOVE you greg! but youre making it VERY difficult
GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun Like sitting on a patio while a particularly energetic thunder rainstorm patters and rumbles on the roof.
KCazduke: Oh hey, anyone try more maitaigaritas yet?
iccmjj: Holaaa
JadedCynic: Somehow it seems like we have a neutral, good (marshmallow) of a Avenging Fallen Angel who's been shoehorned into a Prince of Hell...
iccmjj: Que hago acá?
asthanius: "Do it for her"
JadedCynic: there's his focus
iccmjj: Yo ni hablo inglés
JadedCynic: @asthanius exactly
ContingentCat: awww
RomanGoro: I can totally imagine what a bonbo only orchestra would sound like, it could even be very cool, but it'd take a loooot of work
JadedCynic: gdi I wanna hug Xilix right now <3
Hexi_Lexi: god, i want a father figure like Xilix
iccmjj: Me dicen hola, hoy nadie me saludo f
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iccmjj: Que es “dice friends”?
JadedCynic: we will get Greg to a point where HE will want to repaint
Despoiler98: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: I love the Bingi asides.
Hexi_Lexi: @MAPBoardgames bingi asides are A+
iccmjj: <message deleted>HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUENAS NOCHES :<
valravenapocalypse: It occurs to me, a renovation in Hell might actually be pretty easy. Just gotta channel those natural destructive energies of the plane to where you need them
Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj desafortunadamente este es totalmente en ingles
Sarah_Serinde: iccmjj Sorry, English only in chat please. This is a tabletop roleplaying stream.
Anubis169: Easy on the allcaps iccmjj :)
Anubis169: and english only please ;)
iccmjj: @alas_babylon no puedo hablar en español
Anubis169: ah...
Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj aqui no
johntheinze: The knights of Labor killed more asians than FDR
RomanGoro: iccmjj no, y definitivamente no si usas todo mayúsculas
Arclight_Dynamo: "Maybe they do their freakin' jobs, for once."
asthanius: Oh boy
Anubis169: iccmjj: Feel free after the stream is done though
MAPBoardgames: Worker unions aren't about getting work done. Where'd you get that idea?
valravenapocalypse: my heart goes out to Cam, as someone who rolls horribly
asthanius: "We're a family here, ya know? We like having rockstar bongo players. You're a unicorn, you know."
mowdownjoe: Ahh, Kathleen...
Hexi_Lexi: god damn it!!!
MAPBoardgames: If Xilix needs a new pair of shoes, I know where he can find some soggy ones.
JadedCynic: that scans - it IS hell...
Hexi_Lexi: that was so good
valravenapocalypse: Nah, Hell has better music that Coldplay
valravenapocalypse: *than
Houstofcards: Nothing else compares
asthanius: Those Simpsons donuts
valravenapocalypse: If Coldplay came from Hell, it's only because they got kicked out
iccmjj: <message deleted>byeeeee Americans do not appreciate those who are from Latin America :< (google translator)
JadedCynic: @valravenapocalypse only for the tone-deaf and those who don't CARE about the quality of music
asthanius: A sometimes food? Well now hold on, Greg
asthanius: Let's not go too far
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Hexi_Lexi: hes learning!!!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: "If you do a good job... I will pay you."
JadedCynic: Greg done good...sort of
JadedCynic: incentives
Alas_Babylon: @iccmjj We have people from all over the world here. It's easiest if people communicate in one language. Tenemos gente de todo el mundo aquí. Es más fácil si las personas se comunican en un idioma.
MAPBoardgames: I need 2400 Infernal Kreme donuts.
themlin: will work for donuts
LoadingReadyRun: "donuts are a sometimes food" -Someone who doesn't know anything
grimshade: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
JadedCynic: stuck in his Army of Heaven role...maybe part of the reason he rebelled (and Fell)
Alas_Babylon: @Jakelope13 I swear it was actually canon that it was lol
lirazel64: If this is Hell, it must be Dunkies.
Science_and_Magic: I wonder if Gailve needs a pick me up MaiTaiMargarita
Makimachine: Greg makes me think of Good Omens, "he sauntered slowly downwards."
iccmjj: <message deleted>@alas_babylon blah blah blah they think they are superior, I don’t understand how I try to get in here if the lower class don’t enter: <
withwherewithal: Oh god does this hotel have Theme Suites?!?!
daneel85: *wonders if xilix has a cylix*
Hexi_Lexi: @withwherewithal probably THE TACKIEST ones ever :P
withwherewithal: Sooooooo Tacky
thraximore: Amazing what a little music can do for you
A_Dub888: !findquote donut
LRRbot: Quote #6181: "I love chat like I love donuts." —Adam [2019-06-29]
vellebastet: whoo!
MAPBoardgames: Each garbage bag of holding may contain d3 imps.
Sarah_Serinde: PrideLGBTea
vellebastet: 🍵
withwherewithal: A poor approximation of what Greg thinks Waterdeep looks like
Hexi_Lexi: PrideLGBTea
vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
lirazel64: Two-story Martini-glass bathtub tacky.
JadedCynic: this is going GREAT
MAPBoardgames: Unfortunately, I have to run. Catch you all in the VoD chat!
SwankyFlea: We're less than two episodes in and this is already one of my favorite Dice Friends campaigns
SkylerRingtail: Pfft, the track is "Fursuit Vehicle"
Hexi_Lexi: omg! K'Larisca is our LGBTiefling!!!
Science_and_Magic: Cam did a lovely job there. I can't wait to see how K'larysca handles her one on one with Greg
HundreydAundre: I'm uncertain of what Adam's love of donuts is supposedly like.
vellebastet: whipNom whipNom whipNom
margieargie: I really need to watch Road Quest again...
Alas_Babylon: @SkylerRingtail That name has some silly history behind it, it's great
MAPBoardgames: @Hexi_Lexi ysbrydPunjail
Hexi_Lexi: @MAPBoardgames fair, i know when i deserve it
KeytarCat: back from my bath in time for commercial :P
lirazel64: Do people who are the subjects of Queer Eye ever just say, "Oh, Hell no!"?
lirazel64: I've never seen the show
Alas_Babylon: OK, yeah, something is definitely wonky with the audio
SwankyFlea: @Hexi_Lexi Xilix too!
asthanius: @Alas_Babylon Are you on headphones or speakers?
DarkMorford: AND SERGE
Alas_Babylon: Headphones
thraximore: oh I hear it too
Alas_Babylon: There's very odd dips and rises in the pitch in the songs
Hexi_Lexi: @SwankyFlea and Xilix, too
JadedCynic: @SkylerRingtail this makes me wanna rewatch Road Quest.... <3
asthanius: @Alas_Babylon Hm. I'm not hearing anything. I assume you've checked your connection
Juliamon: Try refreshing if the audio's wonky, sometimes Twitch will warp it if your stream's behind
asthanius: ^
DarkMorford: @Alas_Babylon Twitch will sometimes speed up the audio in an attempt to catch up if your stream fell behind.
Hexi_Lexi: god, that last bit just made me fall in love with Xilix (platonically)
lirazel64: Not hearing anything odd...
Alas_Babylon: Refreshed it now, lessee
lochnessseammonster: @lirazel64 they're generally pretty excited and receptive to the process... but there's also the magic of editing :P
Alas_Babylon: That is *bizarre*
lirazel64: @lochnessseammonster Fair, fair.
HundreydAundre: G U Y S Hath Fallen!?
Alas_Babylon: Those Whomst Hath Fallen
HundreydAundre: IS they on a new season coming up?!
vellebastet: I love this campaign so far
vellebastet: whipCozy
margieargie: @JadedCynic Maybe we should organize, like, a community RQ rewatch somehow or something...
Juliamon: The concept is solid--letting you catch up without having to skip content--but the execution falters when music is involved.
JadedCynic: yeah....introduce some new people to the glory
SwankyFlea: I haven't seen RQ yet, a Rewatch would be neat
SkylerRingtail: @margieargie What is the anniversary date for RQ?
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vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SwankyFlea: <3 <3 <3
Alas_Babylon: Road Quest 1 was October 14, 2019
HundreydAundre: Me wanting to contemplate my obsession with the BykeQuest under the cat meme format
vellebastet: @alas_babylon Oh no it has been a while.
SwankyFlea: TransgenderPride
Juliamon: ANd it's been even longer since it was *filmed*
vellebastet: AsexualPride
SwankyFlea: AsexualPride
Hexi_Lexi: TransgenderPride AsexualPride LesbianPride
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: PrideKoala
Alas_Babylon: BisexualPride
SwankyFlea: NonBinaryPride
ContingentCat: AsexualPride NonBinaryPride
A_Dub888: !findquote fluff
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alas_Babylon: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #6519: "Imagine a cat calling you weird." —Adam [2019-10-26]
Hexi_Lexi: toe beans!
KeytarCat: !sir
ContingentCat: Such good beans
KriegerSan: !findquote cat
vellebastet: Toe beeeeeaaanns
KeytarCat: Oh I lapsed
KriegerSan: !advice
LRRbot: No-one can forget.
Hexi_Lexi: alex voice: "KITTY"
ContingentCat: !findquote cat
Science_and_Magic: @Hexi_Lexi What?
margieargie: escher3MEOW
Science_and_Magic: Meow
Sarah_Serinde: Oh don't cook Gregory Kappa
Hexi_Lexi: @Science_and_Magic its from a VERY early crapshot involving alex, graham, and cats
SmithKurosaki: It do!
vellebastet: wheelerMuldp
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like talking about a Tabaxi's toe beans could be seen as inappropriate workplace conversation
JadedCynic: yessssss
SnowbirdMike: Like boiling Hitler.
KeytarCat: Business cat comics
Alas_Babylon: Yeaaah...
JadedCynic: this is SO true <3
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL is that you speaking or Dande speaking?
SnowbirdMike: He is down there somewhere.
Alas_Babylon: I'm trying to think of what the equivalent for humans would be that someone would comment on
Alas_Babylon: Earlobes?
KriegerSan: Toes?
NoTomToLose: Angel Food cake?
KeytarCat: finger nails?
lirazel64: Oh, angels eat...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: I dunno, people actually admire nails when they're painted
Snowcookies: oh my
InkyGhoast: yes good
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: omg i love this
KriegerSan: Muppet = Mop + Puppey?
Alas_Babylon: Just something random on the body
thraximore: LUL
JadedCynic: eating for necessities vs. eating for pleasure
Alas_Babylon: lol
KriegerSan: puppet*
HundreydAundre: This is...a turn...???
SmithKurosaki: But does he know the swedish chef?
Wrexadecimal: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
InkyGhoast: I love all of htis
withwherewithal: hehe
vellebastet: NATHANIEL lrrHEART lrrHEART
thraximore: lrrAWESOME
Boon_33: Muppet demon? This ties in with the Buffy Universe now.
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon and some people get inappropriate with unsolicited attention...
Nigouki prepares the mouth
Alas_Babylon: @JadedCynic Yeah, that's fair, fingernails it is
margieargie: Wait, wati wait you DON'T just pour sugar into your mouth?!
Hexi_Lexi: Y E E E S S S
Despoiler98: kates7 kates7 kates7 kates7
RandomTrivia: Amazing
SnowBuddy18: does Gregory sing Gregorian chant?
JadedCynic: @Boon_33 oh dear....this could be glorious or ....well, not
KeytarCat: teaching is performance, can confirm
Science_and_Magic: Perfect
SmithKurosaki: Perfect
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
vellebastet: Love that
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SwankyFlea: PrideLaugh
Alas_Babylon: classic film Glitter
Hexi_Lexi: Tappy
chaostreader: Animate Object!
asthanius: K'larysca has a ring light with her at all times
Despoiler98: Klarysca doing full movie shoot
JadedCynic: Such imagery, this is why I love TTRPGs <3
KriegerSan: Abject chaos
JadedCynic: 'for the help'
chaostreader: What flavor is dragonbreath? Does it depend on the color?
asthanius: "I mean...*you* didn't really do it, Greg. It was magic. But yeah, sure."
JadedCynic: YES
Despoiler98: @chaostreader I think its a spicy chocolate
vellebastet: sykLaugh
KeytarCat: "no unusual fires"
JadedCynic: that's kind of the PLAN for Hell
asthanius: so many kinds of beans in this session
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lrrDARK
LoadingReadyRun: Edible food!
vellebastet: Awwwwww
SmithKurosaki: Awwwww :3
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
Despoiler98: how......how do you fuck up microwave mac and cheese
vellebastet: My heart
Hexi_Lexi: awwww :3
ContingentCat: katesParty edible!
chaostreader: @despoiler98 Leave a spoon in it.
thraximore: umbraHappy
leopard_wolf: re mac and cheese no water
JadedCynic: Pleasant food (the gourmets get tortured with still-frozen Hot Pockets™)
vellebastet: Awwwwwwwww
RandomTrivia: D'awwwww
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
vellebastet: Pls this is adorable
thraximore: :D
JadedCynic: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL this is truly hell
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
JadedCynic: Wheeler <3
gualdhar: more imps? more imps!
vellebastet: lrrPAUL sykLaugh
JadedCynic: he's got boundaries and willing to set them
JadedCynic: you're imposing - you're supposed to loom
Hexi_Lexi: god, Pom is literally just Wheeler
KeytarCat: check my nails...
vellebastet: whipLove
Alas_Babylon: Hooooly moly
Jakelope13: He can see the past lives of the shirt?
JadedCynic: ohhhhh...
Hexi_Lexi: ooohhh.....
JadedCynic: get the drawers and closet open, because we're unpackin' that baggage...
KeytarCat: aw, he's so sweet!
Jakelope13: *sniff* Poor Greg!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I wish I had a visual aid for "dark Hawaiian themed cloak"
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Hexi_Lexi: wheeler!
SnowbirdMike: They shop at "Spanx for Fiends."
Despoiler98: we're in hell with magic don't be ridiculous I'm not a tailor
JadedCynic: :D
vellebastet: My feels
JadedCynic: this is the only shirt he's worn, since...
KeytarCat: aw jeez, my tears
JadedCynic: thus the decor of the hotel/casino
Hexi_Lexi: oh no my heart!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: maybe not rips but the seam starts to pop
LoadingReadyRun: Daily wear for 100 years is pretty good workmanship
NoTomToLose: Did he just say his name like a Pokémon
SnowBuddy18: PomChamp
ContingentCat: really got his money's worth there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wheeler stop, I'm in stitches
JadedCynic: gentlefolks? What you just heard is classic fast-talk <3
InkyGhoast: Pom is so good at this
JadedCynic: ^^^^^
vellebastet: ^^
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Hexi_Lexi: PomChamp
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: You ever just... win
LoadingReadyRun: yay advantage
JadedCynic: ALL THE RANGE
KeytarCat: bonk
grimshade: fucking eh wheeler
Snowcookies: Dice luck
Namboto: PomChamp
InkyGhoast: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SquirrelLord1111: Pommers
Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
SnowBuddy18: benginDab benginTry
lirazel64: Whoohoo!
vellebastet: benginDab
Sarah_Serinde: That seems impressive for Binji to manage :D
Despoiler98: what the hell is a Cold War Yellow?
JadedCynic: young'uns :D
leopard_wolf: I want to know what a whole wheat banna is now...
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 the wan cast of thin clouds obscuring the glare of nuclear blasts; it fills the sky with pale and diffuse light, no shadows on the ground...
asthanius: "Greg...would you like a kilt?"
niccus: you ever think about pants
ContingentCat: !findquote pants
LRRbot: Quote #2572: "I am going to put some pants on." —Alex [2016-05-19]
JadedCynic: sort of a watery lemon color
Despoiler98: @JadedCynic oh well thats horrifying
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: LOL CAM
asthanius: Functional!
RandomTrivia: BAhahahha
DarkMorford: Viridian? Goldenrod? When did this become Pokemon?
InkyGhoast: :D
Hexi_Lexi: LUL Cam
Science_and_Magic: Wheeler is perfect at this
vellebastet: Damn, I'll take that advice
LoadingReadyRun: tailoring for goat legs has gotta be tough
Despoiler98: now i want new featherweight art
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 yeah...welcome to my childhood - seeing psas about that all the time...
gualdhar: ah yes, the Disney Princess makeover
vellebastet: sykHeart whipLove
vellebastet: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: you look good, you look comfortable...
JadedCynic: sigh
Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
JadedCynic: sleight of hand!
Hexi_Lexi: greg no!
vellebastet: oh myyy
SmithKurosaki: This will get interesting
asthanius: "You smack his ass"
Science_and_Magic: You grab ass
JadedCynic: baby steps
Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
thraximore: everyone drink! LUL
JadedCynic: "I'm flattered, but..."
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: WHEELER
vellebastet: OMG
Alas_Babylon: yiiiIIIIKES
Alahmnat: roflmao
JadedCynic: OHMYGODWHEELERE!@
gualdhar: WOW
Science_and_Magic: Let me be clear
gualdhar: good to set boundries
vellebastet: I CAN'T BREATHE
Fruan: The shoe things never stops being hilarious.
JadedCynic: you don't need the shoe, greg <3
Hexi_Lexi: i met a 4 once
JadedCynic: say....greg hasn't been crying as often, lately...
JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi on a golf course? Kappa
KeytarCat: "I wonder why I cry all the time. Probably not the trauma of losing the love of my life and never dealing with those emotions properly"
Hexi_Lexi: @JadedCynic oh, heavens, no! that score is far too good for me! i score more 6's
RandomTrivia: LUL Erika
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Cameron nice
asthanius: WOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
KeytarCat: OH DEAR
Alas_Babylon: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
SmithKurosaki: WOAH
Makimachine: Wow...
JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi :) I always set my goal of meeting PAR (for 18) for a half-round ;)
mowdownjoe: WOW
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
gualdhar: woah
thraximore: OH my
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
InkyGhoast: holy moly
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Wrexadecimal: LUL
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
thraximore: :D
Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
SwankyFlea: LUL
grimshade: loving this stream
SmithKurosaki: That is a MOOD sergeHolyMoly
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent :D
Boon_33: a very special hell
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: "Back you go!" BOOM
Alas_Babylon: Hell's Hell
KV1NN4: i almost spat out my coffee... and then almost choked on it <XD
Ritaspirithntr: lrrFINE
gualdhar: where's that peter griffin and god gif when you need it
dweebert91: sergeJustRight
Wrexadecimal: beautiful.
LadyAtarka: Hello everyone!!!
JadedCynic: The hawaiian shirt becomes a pocket square <3
JadedCynic: oh wait, matching pocket square and TIE for his ensemble!
DarkMorford: Oh lord
JadedCynic: rat? Love the rat-tail <3
Hexi_Lexi: hey @LadyAtarka reminder that youre so wonderful and amazing and beautiful and incredible and loved!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: *bites lip, draws blood*
LadyAtarka: @Hexi_Lexi ladyat3Love ladyat3Love ladyat3Love
Despoiler98: LOL
JadedCynic: lrrKATHLEEN <3
thraximore: oooh plot?
Ritaspirithntr: Hmmmm, sus sensors are going off
thraximore: yeeeeep
JadedCynic: yay, we're getting progress
Alas_Babylon: [borks in Infernal[
SwankyFlea: FrankerZ
vellebastet: Michelle's French accent is wonderful
JadedCynic: improving relationships with in-laws
RandomTrivia: Excuse?
JadedCynic: Butt thwacking?
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
ContingentCat: gesundheit
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Despoiler98: HAHAHA
DarkMorford: Kathleen plz
thraximore: seamless
Alas_Babylon: That's not a phrase I'm particularly attuned to
Hexi_Lexi: lrrWOW
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
Despoiler98: Kathleen NO
Science_and_Magic: WTH
gualdhar: uh
Wrexadecimal: LUL
margieargie: Uhhh?
gualdhar: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Isaac3567: I miss QWERPLine now...
RandomTrivia: Oh dear LUL
NoTomToLose: KATHLEEN
vellebastet: Tappy sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
benjamin_wheeler: WAFt
Hexi_Lexi: WAFT
JadedCynic: not in public!
NoTomToLose: W.A.F.T.
JadedCynic: Greg is avoiding the whole merger thing because he doesn't want to think about changing the 'tiki'
asthanius: How strange
corpocracy: HAH
Orgmastron: YESSS
asthanius: I wonder who that could be
Juliamon: *topical*
asthanius: What a mystery
Alas_Babylon: Call me when you want...
Wrexadecimal: wait what
PharaohBender27: Music!
Wrexadecimal: I feel like the poledancer thing is a reference and I'm missing it
Wrexadecimal: a p p r o a c h t h e p o s s u m
JadedCynic: spa-ambient-music goooood <3
Makimachine: Hmm, I have questions...
InkyGhoast: lil nas x's latest music video
Alas_Babylon: @Wrexadecimal Lil Nas X's latest music video
Alas_Babylon: @InkyGhoast *high five*
Wrexadecimal: @Alas_Babylon Ahhhhh
Alas_Babylon: Halfway through he literally pole dances his way down to hell
asthanius: oh hi tappy
thraximore: Guess I need to watch that
InkyGhoast: @Alas_Babylon :D
Alas_Babylon: It's a trip, not one you should probably watch at work, but it's good
Alahmnat: esquirrel
Hexi_Lexi: there are many sub clauses, but there is only one TappyToeClaws!!! :P
KeytarCat: when did the BGM start?
PharaohBender27: Backstory!
Despoiler98: triple crossed?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: the plot-thickens
Jakelope13: Have the movers left? There's a lot to unpack here
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Despoiler98: LOL CAM
KaleidoscopeMind: Cam
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: That Cameron reaction :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
vellebastet: Cam's face!!!
JadedCynic: of COURSE Xilix is a notary :D
Makimachine: Haha, that Cam face.
vellebastet: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
Hexi_Lexi: oh no poor cam
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic That seemed like news to Xilix
Despoiler98: Cam starts bleeding
SmithKurosaki: Xilix's ears burning?
Science_and_Magic: Cam is having one of his nose bleed
JadedCynic: Xilix suddenly notices his nose is bleeding, mysteriously :D
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: or both
JadedCynic: "Well, I belive that that's the point"
Despoiler98: finger guns!
vellebastet: benginFingers
SmithKurosaki: Finger guns. Excellent
Alas_Babylon: thicc contracc
Hexi_Lexi: thicc signn
LoadingReadyRun: Cameron has been burned by long contracts before
SnowBuddy18: dummy thicc sccrol
Science_and_Magic: Xilix is not Avenir. Let's see how good he is at beauracracy
SmithKurosaki: Famous Last Words?
PharaohBender27: Daaaang
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Science_and_Magic: EHHHH
Drea713: loved that face
Sarah_Serinde: I do love Cameron's acting
Sarah_Serinde: A sergeIntoTheSea level position, sounds like
JadedCynic: hmmmmmmmmmm
vellebastet: hmm
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: was that 'If anything happens to Greg' that I heard there?
SmithKurosaki: yup
Sarah_Serinde: I can't decide whether that's a step up or a step down from blood
Jakelope13: Please please please tell me one of the things Greg has signed away was his Dignity
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
PharaohBender27: @Jakelope13 katesLol
JadedCynic: (it's Finnish, not Russian, btw )
corpocracy: "enjoyable Russian way"
JadedCynic: :D
ContingentCat: oh no
benjamin_wheeler: @JadedCynic Banya is very Russian
Hexi_Lexi: oh no
vellebastet: oh nooooo
JadedCynic: @benjamin_wheeler oh good <3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: GREG! NO!
JadedCynic: well, that's kinda progress :D
Hexi_Lexi: LUL
ContingentCat: that's an improvement
Sarah_Serinde: Greg yes
vellebastet: Truth
KeytarCat: oof, jeez
vellebastet: Awwwww
Hexi_Lexi: aww <3
DarkMorford: lol
KeytarCat: Even a good recipe needs some variety after 1000 years
RomanGoro: This is the most wholesome Dice Friends campaing ever
A_Dub888: #Branding
benjamin_wheeler: my thing is sound effects, here's a t-rex
vellebastet: Not me needing to hear this
Sarah_Serinde: That took a bit of a swerve :D
MrTheWalrus: Yeah, intimidate him into having self-respect!
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Hexi_Lexi: Dio Branding? :P
SmithKurosaki: So humble
ElementalAlchemist: That's not one thing, K'larysca
JadedCynic: this is making me feel son dang good <3
ContingentCat: powerful hugs!
Sarah_Serinde: Hell yes, power hugs
SmithKurosaki: #powerhugs
DeM0nFiRe: #PowerHugs
SnowBuddy18: K'larysca forgot "amazing at being an influencer"
vellebastet: #Powerhugs
Hexi_Lexi: THATS MY BRAND
InkyGhoast: #PowerHugs
KeytarCat: You thought it was Greg, the sad devil, demo kono Dio Da!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HundreydAundre: ???: No... I don't think I will.
RandomTrivia: #ConsensualPowerHugs
LadyAtarka: I want a power hug
margieargie: #ConsensualPowerHugs!
vellebastet: #consensualpowerhugs!!
vellebastet: whipHug whipHug whipHug
SkylerRingtail: #ConsensualPowerHugs
JadedCynic: I miss hugs....
Makimachine: #consensualpowerhugs
SmithKurosaki: *gives Atarka a consentual power hug
HundreydAundre: THAT; is exactly why I don't think I will.
RandomTrivia: "Ask your doctor if Consensual Power Hugs are right for you"
SmithKurosaki: I also like consentual power hugs
Hexi_Lexi: i WAS on team greg, but not when hes gonna steal my brand! :P
Jakelope13: I'm not sure how I feel about being on the receiving end of a Power Hug from a 12(14)ft tall devil...
Sarah_Serinde: Well that's why "consensual" is in there :D
margieargie: Once close contact is a safe thing again I'm gonna hopefully be involved in SO MANY consensual power hugs...
Sarah_Serinde: No one is obliged to accept a power hug
NoTomToLose: The Metaphorical Napkin
SmithKurosaki: Same margie
SwankyFlea: #ConsensualPowerHug
JadedCynic: just the right amount; if it feels greasy you're using too much
HundreydAundre: Isn't the universe pretty far from itself?
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: @margieargie agreed <3
InkyGhoast: Just a jar of coconut oil
coelopteryx: #consensualpowerhugs he'll yea
Hexi_Lexi: @margieargie @SmithKurosaki what about a 5 foot 3 disaster?
SmithKurosaki: I'm down
vellebastet: YES
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
corpocracy: This campaign is the best
vellebastet: Right??
PharaohBender27: I have a sudden need to go moisturize :p
leopard_wolf: how many days did they have to do this?
SwankyFlea: Really excited to see how Vrada's segment goes
SmithKurosaki: I probably should too... my elbow is so dry
Makimachine: To quote Doctor Who: "Moisture me!" :P
SwankyFlea: @leopard_wolf 1 week
corpocracy: Like, I've never felt so wholesome after DnD in hell.
Jakelope13: *Pom's shoe
Sarah_Serinde: Jakelope13 He probably transferred it there from his cargo pockets
SmithKurosaki: They.... appear
Sarah_Serinde: He's been carrying them around
KeytarCat: This snickers commercial is too full of beeps and needs to not be as long
Sarah_Serinde: It's from his ex-wife, he still has her shoe collection and it is *extensive*
Alas_Babylon: They remind him of her ears
thraximore: They are also very absorbent apparently
Sarah_Serinde: More absorbent than cupcakes, at least :P
Jakelope13: Right, but how did it get into his pocket? Or is that kind of thing a result of a contract he signed at some point, too?
leopard_wolf: well, less frosting covered
Sarah_Serinde: Jakelope13 He was wearing cargo shorts before he changed. I assume he just took it from what he was wearing before.
Sarah_Serinde: It's not like he just suddenly appeared in those clothes, he took time to change
KeytarCat: Denim cargo shorts
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KeytarCat: but beige denim
leopard_wolf: he's an arch demon, not a wizard
corianderd: I like the idea that he was a hammerspace for his wife's shoes
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, probably that too :D
Sarah_Serinde: Also hi Cori! :)
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
thraximore: No no, hammerspace is POM's thing
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
corianderd: Pom's not the only one
asthanius: Greg has shoespace
thraximore: Pumpspace
asthanius: Pom has 400hammerspace
Hexi_Lexi: hey @corianderd reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and loved
corianderd: :D
JadedCynic: I mean, Greg is a Prince(?) of Hell , he doesn't NEED hammerspace, he could just conjure the shoes into existence
JadedCynic: Pumpspace tho, yes I LIKE that
thraximore: The ways of the closet are myriad and mysterious
corianderd: Pocketshoes
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
vellebastet: um
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahhaha
JadedCynic: glad we've been having as much fun as y'all :D
Sarah_Serinde: Well I'm sad I missed out on that :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: OW!
thraximore: umbraHappy
thraximore: haha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
asthanius: Nice brogue
vellebastet: Oh pls demonstrate
ContingentCat: katesLol
Snowcookies: omg
RandomTrivia: TAPPY
PharaohBender27: Tabby plz
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lirazel64: All he needs is the spell, "Imelda's Closet".
Orgmastron: YE STAPPPY YES
RomanGoro: Yes, Tappy Yes
PharaohBender27: Sorry, *Tappy
JadedCynic: @asthanius ties back to Grreg's Shoespace ;)
Houstofcards: Get oot of moy swomp
KeytarCat: I keep pronouncing it Vratha
SnowBuddy18: I keep thinking Vraska
KeytarCat: elliptical machines the size of solar systems
Hexi_Lexi: oh, greg
vellebastet: sykLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: What a travesty
KeytarCat: and a magnetic necklace
thraximore: Oh dear
asthanius: Can't escape jnco
DoodlestheGreat: It's hell, there is no Luluemon.
Wrexadecimal: Don't knock on JNCO :P
DoodlestheGreat: Hey, some folks like it sweaty.
ContingentCat: weights can wait
JadedCynic: No, it's hell, there is ONLY Luluemon
RandomTrivia: LUL
KeytarCat: just some bongos
KeytarCat: baduradum
thraximore: Oh those come from the Plane of Elemental Sadness
JadedCynic: Greg subconsciously manifests the tumbleweed out of nerves
KaleidoscopeMind: it lights on fire partway through
JadedCynic: and you're NOT an angel anymore - you got a metabolism now, and you should NOT overload it ;)
asthanius: jump a little bit higher
KeytarCat: Oh, like the deer repellent bamboo clackers at Japanese hot springs?
vellebastet: whipJam whipJam
valravenapocalypse: ten minutes later: *full on Jetson's "Jane stop this crazy this!" moment*
DarkMorford: Nice tunes, Paul
HundreydAundre: BONK! Automated Aqua!
JadedCynic: you're regulating your muscles
lirazel64: Gods, but I hate gym music.
innovativemethods: I like to imagine it's bottles from the ELemental Plane of Bottled Water/
thraximore: The music inspires visions of nylon and exercise balls
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
asthanius: oh god
corpocracy: oof
asthanius: please no
InkyGhoast: i love this 80s workout vibe, maybe i should get some of these for when i start runnning
ContingentCat: ouch
vellebastet: Bongos roll by
KeytarCat: I can't play D&D while listening to new music, but now I know I can listen while LISTENING
HundreydAundre: It drinks itself when in drought!
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic katesLol
asthanius: Greg needs to find a singles group
JadedCynic: just kinda got STUCK after the breakup
PharaohBender27: But he wafts so much!
KeytarCat: He's so fit and kinda hot and I get nervous wait
JadedCynic: if you're going to merge, and you're going to be related, it'd be nice to get along
JadedCynic: he's not a fit *snob* is he?
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 I didn't catch it was him mattlrHeck
innovativemethods: Erika is giving us the workout buddy advice
JadedCynic: if he's not, he'd welcome you (it's SO less boring with someone else)
NoTomToLose: Try swimming with the squid monster!
KeytarCat: Bats means workout buddies!
JadedCynic: You could FLY - excercise those wings for yourself...
Hexi_Lexi: god, i wish Vrada was my coach
JadedCynic: start small
JadedCynic: and build
asthanius: "Greg...have you ever *used* the pool in your bar?"
lirazel64: Also, don't blow out a knee.
JadedCynic: or even just drew on their own good experiences
thraximore: Dread it, run from it... leg day arrives all the same.
innovativemethods: *switches from calisthenics to weights myself*
Wrexadecimal: @thraximore Does running from leg day count as leg day? D:
JadedCynic: get those bulging biceps et al. able to twirl that flaming sword again
thraximore: Of course :)
Hexi_Lexi: @thraximore leg day is best day
asthanius: Oh god
Sarah_Serinde: Greg no
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
Hexi_Lexi: GREG NO
drfox17: gaaasp
drfox17: i *forgot*
drfox17: i have a vod to watch
Dane_VII: Helloo
JadedCynic: cable is frayed?
Despoiler98: JACCUSE SABOTAGE
PharaohBender27: :O
JadedCynic: DRAMA!!!
KeytarCat: @drfox17 welcome! I'
JadedCynic: MOVE!
Wrexadecimal: Oh no! D:
asthanius: oh
chaostreader: Levitate?
Alas_Babylon: bonus
JadedCynic: it'll be embarrasing (and maybe demoralizing) if he gets dropped on tho
JadedCynic: maybe just...yeah DM on the same channel
JadedCynic: 500lbs? Catch?
asthanius: To be fair, she *is* a teenager
asthanius: Not the brightest tiefling
KeytarCat: Gailve has a servant w/ a bunch of mage hands
JadedCynic: wait...right that's a REAL twitter account, we could be giving her extra likes! O_O
KeytarCat: is Tappy running a real twitter to give advanced inspiration in game?
Sarah_Serinde: That's why she's been plugging it the whole time :D
Sarah_Serinde: There's also https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/
JadedCynic: I'm such an oblivious fool!
Hexi_Lexi: @KeytarCat yes!
thraximore: oh dear
RandomTrivia: Uh...
LoadingReadyRun: I believe unseen servant and mage hand are very weak
KeytarCat: I love this mechanic
PharaohBender27: O_o
ContingentCat: nap time!
HundreydAundre: Oh, dear. Is he dead?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
KeytarCat: it's like the "You are now in chat" from the Golden Goose!
PharaohBender27: :O
Despoiler98: punch that man!
JadedCynic: yeah mage hand only carries 5lbs
chaostreader: Assassin!
JadedCynic: unseen servant is like 20-30lbs
Hexi_Lexi: Go Vrada Punch!
SnowBuddy18: 22.1
JadedCynic: sigh, figures
JadedCynic: this is HELL, can't just have a new friendly person walk up in the gym
vellebastet: whipJam whipJam
JadedCynic: right, this isn't just a human...
JadedCynic: and here comes the fight music <3
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL how's the music volume?
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun perfect to me
SwankyFlea: Volume is good
Dog_of_Myth: It is great Pual
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Is good
ContingentCat: volume's good
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
PharaohBender27: "Not the tusks! Not the tusks!"
NoTomToLose: :D
Hexi_Lexi: "this is what its like to chew 5 gum" "DOOOFFF"
PharaohBender27: O_o
ContingentCat: looks like it's hammer time
RandomTrivia: Give this hammer the beans!
JadedCynic: Cam <3
KeytarCat: oh myyyy AsexualPride
Hexi_Lexi: give him the beans!!!
Sibwow: go for the taint
Despoiler98: nice
JadedCynic: SAVAGE
JadedCynic: how is his WIS sa...okay
JadedCynic: he's distracted now - his concentration wavering
JadedCynic: wait what?
DiscordianTokkan: They've got a GUN!
Juliamon: gun show blazing, maybe
PharaohBender27: A new enemy!
JadedCynic: they've got a WAND!
JadedCynic: gym rats never lift alone - that's his spotter
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Jakelope13: Did the assassins buy and build a Gym just so they could hit Greg? That's a long term plan!
RandomTrivia: Dammit Gailve
Despoiler98: booooooo
grimshade: that was great
Hexi_Lexi: gdi Gailve
Houstofcards: More like hiss-acal therapist
Despoiler98: LOL
JadedCynic: Community_I'll_Allow_It.gif
PharaohBender27: :O
PharaohBender27: How many spa employees are in on this!?
DarkMorford: Massage tools? Are we Yakuza 7 now?
JadedCynic: wait, this gym was just next door? Who owns this place?
Hexi_Lexi: @DarkMorford not enough ichiban
JadedCynic: @DarkMorford better that than Saint's Row...
Sarah_Serinde: Are they still in the future in-laws' place?
NoTomToLose: Yikes!
Houstofcards: You’re a spa in hell and one of the employees get in a brawl, I think you just jump in to help no questions asked
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Flora's parents
KaleidoscopeMind: the future in laws. who, according to the contract, wanted Greg dead?
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 iiiiiiinteresting....
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't know about this new spa treatment. Seems a little harsh on the skin
leopard_wolf: he probably hasn't signed the contract yet
JadedCynic: @KaleidoscopeMind well, didn't WANT him dead, but certainly not *invested* in his continuance...
Jakelope13: According to the contract, which I don't think has been signed yet, they'd get the casino whether he was alive or dead. Even alive, he would have been powerless
Houstofcards: Putting the AX in rest and relaxation
JadedCynic: You want Greg? Oh Sorry, you'll have to get in line...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Cool cool cool
ElementalAlchemist: 3HP®: It's enough!™
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL healing word and the word is *help*
JadedCynic: but he's got two companions
JadedCynic: "1 is not 0"
JadedCynic: that's a great thing about most bards...
JadedCynic: Man, talk about sapping his spirit to fight!
DarkMorford: Oof, invoking the wrath of reddit? Cruel.
ElementalAlchemist: ah, 3d6 /r/crossfit damage
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I cast bad ASMR
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
PharaohBender27: :O
Despoiler98: YOU WRECKED THAT MANS MIND
RandomTrivia: But wait, there's more!
SmithKurosaki: DESTROYED
KeytarCat: I love dissonant whispers. I once whispered my character's insecurities at an enemy and it smashed the save, so I took vicious mockery damage :P
PharaohBender27: Excuse me, I'd like to report a murder
InkyGhoast: I like how we have Pentagram, Bitter, and then just...Reddit...it can't get hellier
JadedCynic: SAVAGE
JadedCynic: @InkyGhoast reddit IS Hades, sorry if we haven't made it obvious
DarkMorford: And now a flame war's starting up
JadedCynic: oof
SmithKurosaki: @InkyGhoast Reckedit
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: good thing that Hell isn't covered by the Geneva Conventions, because that was just cruel & unusual
DarkMorford: Cruel, yes, but I think it's about par for the course in Hell.
DarkMorford: Not that unusual.
SmithKurosaki: offa
corianderd: brave question
Despoiler98: Can I interest you in a 4 hit?
SmithKurosaki: oofa*
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Was that a stab or a dab?
RandomTrivia: "Just don't miss, 4hit" lrrBEEJ
Fruan: If you roll bad enough, you get an underflow error and hit anyway.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun moosea2Dab
RomanGoro: What level is everybody, do we know?
Sarah_Serinde: Level
Sarah_Serinde: Level 4, sorry :D
RomanGoro: Sarah pls :P
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: NICE
Despoiler98: OMG BOOOOOOO
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSS
withwherewithal: WOOOOO
grimshade: i love these one liners
LadyAtarka: YES
Hexi_Lexi: BOOOOO
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
withwherewithal: Good Pun
JadedCynic: not. gonna. lie. THAT WAS EPIC
Jakelope13: Yes!
SwankyFlea: PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but A+ though :D
JadedCynic: pity
Wrexadecimal: yeeeee
SmithKurosaki: Gailve deserves a bonus for that pun
corianderd: breathtaking
SwankyFlea: TOP TIER MEME
NonjaBiru: ysbrydPunjail lrrWOW
SwankyFlea: *PUN
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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withwherewithal: No Pun bonus to hit?
JadedCynic: agreed!
fcloud: pun of the day right here folks
SmithKurosaki: EXCELLENT
ContingentCat: for some reason my brain keeps hearing "physical therapist" as a therapist made of physical matter as opposed to being just made of ideas
mtvcdm: I had this in another tab and heard that line and sat bolt upright because my goodness
Despoiler98: Molotov TOWEL
SmithKurosaki: I actually missed what was said :(
JadedCynic: @withwherewithal gets 'Inspiration' - can use a bonus d6 for a future roll...
Despoiler98: JESUS
SnowBuddy18: @SmithKurosaki fit-ness sword into you
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Erika) [now] I am going to *end* this towel boy. | menacingly
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL somehow this towel boy is by far the scariest
SmithKurosaki: Ahh, excellent
JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki "The people of Chult were into fitness too, and I'm gonna fit-ness sowrd into you"
DarkMorford: The "Great Warriors of Chult," also known as Snak, Bontan, Morra, and Dande?
JadedCynic: *sword
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
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JadedCynic: ^^^
SmithKurosaki: Most excellent
Dog_of_Myth: As one does
RandomTrivia: Beatings will continue until morale improves or Vrada gets bored. Probably the former.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Towel boy becoming OW boy
SnowBuddy18: his last reps
PharaohBender27: Nice!
SmithKurosaki: Apparently weight dude didn't skipp leg day :p
JadedCynic: RAWR!
ContingentCat: oh no hopefully not ALL of Twitter
withwherewithal: Twitter giveth
RandomTrivia: LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: all of twitter sounds like a curse
InkyGhoast: I can't hit the like button more than once! I've already left kudos here!
whatiskiss: FOF THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm imagining this fight as Vrada punching people while the other bards stand around singing inspiring songs
Despoiler98: you meddling kids!
JadedCynic: that's it, keep talking
Sarah_Serinde: InkyGhoast Kind of related: did you know you can hit the kudos button more than once? It counts! Not on Twitter though :P
RandomTrivia: Oh Pom...
Despoiler98: Pom change dice dude
Sarah_Serinde: And the entire stream brings up the inspiration gabyLul
RandomTrivia: benginDab
corpocracy: Ayyyyyy
JadedCynic: use those bonuses
Baldrash: lrrGOAT
SmithKurosaki: sergeJustRight
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT there!
ContingentCat: katesParty katesParty
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Huzzah!
RomanGoro: Well, we now know where's the compensation for Wheeler's infamous mtg luck
fcloud: hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris
JadedCynic: FINISH HIM
RandomTrivia: BOP
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
SnowbirdMike: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Baldrash: Laying the hammer DOWN.
JadedCynic: B)
PharaohBender27: OUCH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
JadedCynic: is it 'returning'?
SmithKurosaki: YES
ElementalAlchemist: Wow.
JadedCynic: I want this sort of hammer now <32
JadedCynic: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: He just bounced it off the guy's head
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: LOL
fcloud: it inches back slowly and resentfully
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Despoiler98: Cam "not that old" Lauder
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
PharaohBender27: uni666
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Xilix gabyLul
LoadingReadyRun: this from a 200 year old Loxodon
JadedCynic: "The white hair is an affectation! I bleach!" LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao "Sure, I'll stab a physiotherapist"
ElementalAlchemist: "does a 4 hit?"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: can that quote be added "Sure I'll stab a physiotherapist"
JadedCynic: sounds like he kinda wants to give the rest of his party a piece of his mind :D
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Ehhh it's not great out of context
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde ah right, fair enough
SmithKurosaki: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: now you've got a motivation to kick this Physio
PharaohBender27: OW
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL didn't Jet Lee do a fight scene with acupuncture needles
SmithKurosaki: oof
ContingentCat: ouch
DarkMorford: Xilix angy
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
PharaohBender27: RPGFireball
SmithKurosaki: Boom. ROASTED
JadedCynic: "I never tried to stab you, anyway - I just wanted you to get closer." REBUKE
Sarah_Serinde: ljgami1Friendlyfire
ghyllnox: "We're going to need to get you to a nutritionist!"
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun if not Jet Li, probably Jackie Chan (pulling them out of his own back, probably)
SmithKurosaki: Dang Dont messs with Gailve
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JadedCynic: everyone steps up to hold off the adds
ContingentCat: gonna wring out this towel boy
thraximore: Oh, you know Charlie?
grimshade: lookss like galave has a leg up on his opponent
fcloud: spoilers
Despoiler98: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
ContingentCat: !gooseadvice
DarkMorford: !Y
LRRbot: HONK!
indigovarlet: 17
corpocracy: I love that command
fcloud: haha
thraximore: So many good quotes from this episode
fcloud: so true
SmithKurosaki: oof
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL At least these guys will know how to do exercise rehabilitation
InkyGhoast: the math rocks keep betraying us
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: oof
fcloud: just a physical therapist, dont feel bad
thraximore: Morality coupons.
Despoiler98: FINISH HIM
JadedCynic: SAVAGE
SnowbirdMike: wring him to death?
SmithKurosaki: FATALITY
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: FATALITY
KeytarCat: oh dear
JadedCynic: Chef_Kiss.gif
grimshade: galave is amazing
DarkMorford: GODDAMMIT
InkyGhoast: jeezy creezy
LadyAtarka: YES!!!
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MrTheWalrus: This music is rad, by the way.
ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
thraximore: VERY good.
JadedCynic: gailve <3
Wrexadecimal: flawless victory
Isaac3567: Kinda want to watch that movie now
asthanius: There is so much murder
Wrexadecimal: Out of Kombat?
Wrexadecimal: braddeSmug
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Greg
asthanius: That was heartless, Gailve
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail Gailve ysbrydPunjail
WoodenRabbitB: did he say "your soul is mine" or "your swoll is mine?" cause I find that infinitely funnier.
asthanius: The latter
Sarah_Serinde: WoodenRabbitB Definitely swole
Wrexadecimal: @WoodenRabbitB it was definitely swole
corpocracy: WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: It was one of many puns :D
PharaohBender27: katesWot
asthanius: Party City towel boy costume
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
WoodenRabbitB: thanks!
LadyAtarka: omg
RomanGoro: At this point we can asume anything Nath says is a pun
PharaohBender27: Huh
InkyGhoast: oh dang i knew it
JadedCynic: "The betrayal is coming from inside the house!"
Jakelope13: Yes! Payoff!
InkyGhoast: i was talking off stream to a friend and saying it's dan
corpocracy: Did... did Greg accidentally authorize his own assassination?
Wrexadecimal: It's the possum isn't it? D:
JadedCynic: (I'm glaring at Dan)
Sarah_Serinde: corpocracy That is seeming increasingly likely
asthanius: @JadedCynic I'm choosing to believe it's the pool squid
misteline: It was the bar tender!
JadedCynic: the fact that we need "assassination attempt on dad" app is feeling a little serious...
PharaohBender27: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: Hah, okay, yup
Jakelope13: uh?
Despoiler98: its gonna be the accountant the whole time
JadedCynic: And there's the end of session
asthanius: MIME ATTACK
Isaac3567: I wonder if his daughter is hiring these assassins to try and get her dad back in the groove of things
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 yeah....
Sarah_Serinde: Greg this is why you read things before signing them
Sarah_Serinde: With your own blood
thraximore: Plot! Knew it
JadedCynic: @Isaac3567 I *was* thinking that, but...
Despoiler98: the ATTORNEY!!!
Jakelope13: Uh oh
Makimachine: Dun Dun Dun
Alahmnat: oh no
thraximore: It's gonna be the little guy
asthanius: I KNEW IT WAS THE SQUID
JadedCynic: nooooo
asthanius: oh
Despoiler98: CALLED IT
asthanius: well, close enough
JadedCynic: I CALLED IT!
thraximore: KNEW IT
Wrexadecimal: yuuup
InkyGhoast: KNEW IT
Hexi_Lexi: GOD DAMN IT DAN
JadedCynic: @asthanius I bet the squid's in on it - helping 'Dan'
Despoiler98: ITS ALWAYS THE BUREAUCRATS
JadedCynic: ^^^
Sarah_Serinde: Ahhh
thraximore: Time to talk to a certain possum
ContingentCat: I knew Greg's signing thing would come back to bie him.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
Sarah_Serinde: Hon
JadedCynic: "Follow the money" - watch the accountants
Jakelope13: Killing the assassins was Part of the contract?!? Now that's Devilish!
asthanius: Maybe a certain ruby-bound lawyer can help?
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Yeah I was suspicious the first time it came up last week
LadyAtarka: *claps*
thraximore: @asthanius My thoughts precisely.
Despoiler98: Kathleen was the Big Bad the whole time
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Sarah_Serinde: That is some A+ art of Dan too
grimshade: bravo
Sarah_Serinde: With the paperwork circling in the air
SnowbirdMike: Thanks guys
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SwankyFlea: NOO it can't end already!!
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KaleidoscopeMind: Oh his name is Pedanterax. It was in the name
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JadedCynic: thank you SO much to all of you, for all of this awesomeness!
Nigouki: This is super awesome
grimshade: this was such a joy to watch
JadedCynic: Paul was champing at the bit :D
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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JadedCynic: it was perfectly executed
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thraximore: Oh man I didn't even consciously think about how someone needed to press it :D
ContingentCat: How long has Paul had a dun-dun-DUN boton ready waiting
thraximore: It was so perfectly timed
PharaohBender27: Look at that lrrAWESOME go!
HundreydAundre: Damn you, B. I hate my B key so much!
Makimachine: #consensualhugs
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat how long have they had the GoXLR? :D
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corpocracy: I really enjoyed this and need more of all of these people in future streams :)
Hexi_Lexi: can confirm @falingard is a wonderful friend
xantos69: cheer500 Bits!
thraximore: Woah that was quick
ContingentCat: Cheer100
Sarah_Serinde: Fancy real-time updates there
JadedCynic: Surprise!
DeM0nFiRe: Heh it udpates live, neat
Sarah_Serinde: Nice work Paul
JadedCynic: cool!
PharaohBender27: @xantos69 @ContingentCat Just under the wire! :D
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
corianderd: did not know that did that
thraximore: No, thank YOU :)
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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VorlonScout: I'm going to miss these characters after next session.
lirazel64: Muahaha
Fruan: lrrHEART
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: Overtimed...!!
JadedCynic: oh right Uno Mas!
corpocracy: Oh yeah! Tarkov!
thraximore: oooh fun
Sarah_Serinde: Also they didn't promote people's twitters so stand by for links :P
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee!
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Michelle: https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter
JadedCynic: stabby -stabby Wheeler :D
Snowcookies: Bye!!
Sarah_Serinde: Tappy: https://twitter.com/TappyToeClaws
HundreydAundre: Damn,...just a wittle lates
Sarah_Serinde: Kiss: https://twitter.com/whatiskiss
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron: https://twitter.com/UnarmedOracle
Sarah_Serinde: And Wheeler: https://twitter.com/BWheelerMTG
ThePov42: Is James escaping from Tarkov this week?
SmithKurosaki: Should be
SmithKurosaki: Dice Friends just ran a tad late
PharaohBender27: @ThePov42 Yep, Dice Friends just ran a bit overtime
ThePov42: cool cool
benjamin_wheeler: James said he's gonna chug 4 litres of cvass as an apology
twistedlock23: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
PMAvers: So much pea wet he's going to slam
twistedlock23: my stream lagged and I didn't get tp watch any of the end :(
PharaohBender27: @twistedlock23 lrrAWW
twistedlock23: I can't tell if thats an insult or not
thraximore: more sad than anything
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
twistedlock23: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
twistedlock23: pog
JadedCynic: !advice box
JadedCynic: !quote box
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JadedCynic: darn
NathanJay_GA: status?
JadedCynic: !advice
LRRbot: Setting someone on fire non-lethally is difficult.
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #1281: "I don't think that's how beat-boxing works, Ian." —Heather [2015-12-16]
JadedCynic: thanks!
Sarah_Serinde: !quote is for the speaker, !findquote is for the term. And unfortunately you can't search !advice
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NathanJay_GA: not now lrrbot
thraximore: lrrbot is doing their best :)
Sarah_Serinde: LRRbot is a very good bot
JadedCynic: "Okay, who woke up my chatbot? And why is it ordering boxes?" LUL
JadedCynic: LRRBot is best bot - it's had a great creator, and a maginificent set of mods training it
NathanJay_GA: !findquote escape
LRRbot: Quote #7459: "Would you like to escape by being so cute?" —Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
Juliamon: You !quote someone to quote someone, and !findquote to find quotes containing a search term.
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ...One More? (James continues the impossible task of Escaping from Tarkov. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (29m ago).
Juliamon: Soon!
Juliamon: Dice Friends ran late.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: signal
NightWingMistHawk: Time to escape Tarkov once and for all! Wait, that's not how this works?
NathanJay_GA: so James is rushing Killa, right?
Earthenone: come on ads, play! im not able to watch this stream but i want to support the channel!
El_Funko: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrJAMES lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
LoadingReadyRun: nah, gonna sit on top of a mountain instead
Earthenone: thanks ads :)
rucdoc: 12.10 patch in a few hours
NathanJay_GA: thats exciting
Juliamon: Don't forget to tweet!
LoadingReadyRun: I won't, i tend to send tweets just as the countdown ends
Juliamon: cool cool
El_Funko: Don't forget to not die
Juliamon: I'll be back shortly, gotta do some evening cleanup
LoadingReadyRun: Oh I'm gonna die a whole bunch
tangokilo421: But Funko, isn't James supposed to fall in holes and die for our amusement?