corianderd: Looks like we're a little delayed folks. Sit tight or I will send you articles about bug eyes
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beowuuf: not the bees, please, anything but the bees!
PixelArtDragon: What if we want articles about bug eyes?
corianderd: how did you know it was the bees? :O
beowuuf: a little bird told me :p
Henshini: Wait, birds AND bees?
beowuuf: huh, well that took a turn!
corianderd: It is because of this tweet m'colleague Alexei posted https://twitter.com/ampepers/status/1376777287895445504
corianderd: I'm actually on the wikipedia page for optic chiasm
corianderd: but I can go back to the bugs
beowuuf: that's definitely a google topic to keep chat occupied for as long as the stream takes to come up :p
TheMerricat: FIVE eyes The front and rear wings hook together to form one big pair of wings and unhook for easy folding when not flying. Eyes – Incredible as it may seem, the honey bee has FIVE eyes, two large compound eyes and three smaller ocelli eyes in the centre of its head.
corianderd: i think the little eyes are cute
beowuuf: darn, i wondered what interesting things could go wrong with a crossing over cluster like that but...google gave me cancer as the first result Should have known about internet searches and asking it about things going wrong :(
TheMerricat: Common honey bees can be trained to recognize individual people, according to a paper published by Dr. Adrian Dyer in the Journal of Experimental Biology. The training consisted of showing the bees a series of black-and-white pictures of human faces. The bees got tasty or sour rewards, depending on their performance.
Creideiki_SE: Speaking of cute ocelli: https://derpibooru.org/tags/ocellus
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corianderd: i do not like the pony. I imagine the pony having simple eyes and that is wrong
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TheMerricat: Chat, I want a Roadquest reunion show someday where the team goes back through their route and does stuff like seeing if Jimmy is still there and checking to see if they can find out the final fates of their cars via VIN. :P
Creideiki_SE: The Internet provides: https://derpibooru.org/tags/compound+eyes
beowuuf: jimmy is always there, in our hearts. I just want to know if the princess auto people still remmeber beej :D
kusinohki: @TheMerricat sounds neat, but I have to ask... if you had to choose between reunion tour or RQ2, which do you pick?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Can't we have both?
TheMerricat: @kusinohki if both were equally likely, RQ2, but if I were going on likelihood that I'd ever see the results, the reunion show.
kusinohki: the question assumes we can't have both, sorry.
beowuuf: roadquest2: it wasn't supposed to be a retreat show, but the crew got *very* lost
beowuuf: *retread
beowuuf: and go!
beowuuf: hello cameron!
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Alahmnat: hi Cam, hi Cori :)
kusinohki: one to see each element?
LordZarano: That's odd
cmdrud87: Hi Cam& Cori!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: heyy Cam, Heyy Cori
beowuuf: and hello the giver of facts and nightmares, cori!
nyperold: I thought they had... HIVE eyes.
ContingentCat: oh good I'm glad we got The Cameron not just A Cameron
beowuuf: five seems right
beowuuf: just like The Eyes
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ContingentCat: and he just holds his breath during
Kaorti: chanting intensifies
beowuuf: is that the hiss or papa roach lyrics?
kusinohki: you have to use holy water for that
Kaorti: cleanesque
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ContingentCat: clean adjacent
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ContingentCat: Now I'm thinking of the raccoon washing cotton candy video
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MAPBoardgames: game real quiet
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JqlGirl: game audio quiet
Kaorti: that's saying something here
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beowuuf: first bee eyes, now a reminder of the cell?
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Pteraspidomorphi: I should rewatch the fall
Kaorti: it's worth it to look into the saferoom here every so often
TheMerricat: Agree the game audio is quite muted on my end. everything else is proper volume'
TehAmelie: what is the fall? unless we're talking about the bible
LordZarano: Game audio very quiet
ContingentCat: Oh Cam did you remember to try turning off motion blur?
Tangsm: Not to be confused with Gillian Anderson series The Fall.
Alahmnat: upping texture resolution might help with the fuzzies too
JqlGirl: turn up game audio?
TehAmelie: there is a mod just for turning motion blur all the way off so assume it's always a problem
ltkAlpha: MSAA 4x MURDERS your performance
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beowuuf: this game has such great visuals, it's just a shame the trade off seems to be making people far more sick :(
SocraticMethod: Change to clothes and check?
PixelArtDragon: "Here's our brother, the Juke Box"
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beowuuf: interesting quality of life improvement from last year, you can now see the trees ahead of time, instead of them revealing only when you put points in to the branch node
Kaorti: yeah, your mental map works outward from the waypoints
kusinohki: I think the building was made to be explicitly confusing somewhat
SocraticMethod: Fun fact about the map: It's literally afterthought. Originally Devs didn't implement any map at all and focused on making the navigation by signage in the environment. It was added in beta when the testers complained about the lack of map
TehAmelie: thanks for the detail by the way. it would have been hard to find a movie going by "The Fall" without the year to go with
TheMerricat: So chat, has everyone heard about the Italian Mafia fugitive that had been on the run for seven years, and finally got caught because he decided to make a Youtube cooking channel and his tattoos gave him away?
TehAmelie: i have now o_o
SocraticMethod: I though he was a guest in that channel?
beowuuf: O.O thats sounds like a movie plot
Tangsm: The game tip is "Don't stand there and get hit?"
kusinohki: I've lost count how many stories I've heard about wanted criminals giving themselves away through social media...
TehAmelie: i do want a movie studio to pay some mafioso a million bucks for the right to the story
beowuuf: did he cut the garlic *really* thin with a blade?
nyperold: Please do not use Thresholds in an attempt to gain privacy for inappropriate workplace behavior, as The Director may stumble upon you engaging in such while attempting to solve puzzles. At best, or possibly worst, you may be alive.
ContingentCat: that's a winning recipe
PixelArtDragon: I do not understand the concept of "too much garlic"
MAPBoardgames: There's a recipe I make called "forty cloves and a chicken"
ThankYouUro: "This doesn't have enought garlic" is basically my life motto
beowuuf: if in doubt shoot friend
MAPBoardgames: It calls for 40 cloves of garlic and a chicken.
Uzumaki15: You measure Garlic with your heart, there's no such thing as too much
kusinohki: jessie wanted in on the conversation too...
Alephred: Oo, new jumpsuit.
TehAmelie: chat stop making yourself want to rewatch Goodfellas just for the prison food scene
Alahmnat: or at all, no
SocraticMethod: Astral fugues are immortal
Alahmnat: they're invincible
niccus: you can't fight topology
kusinohki: do not taunt happy screachy ball...
TehAmelie: it is good. we should just youtube it together
beowuuf: in theory the intelligent use of signs to navigate is cool. In practice the scary monsters and threat of them tunnels the vision, and also streaming the game gives you two hopes of spotting anything in the environment
MAPBoardgames: "The thing I will miss about prison is the food."
ThankYouUro: you measure everything with a measuring cup, except garlic, garlic is measured with the soul
beowuuf: ok, someone needs to stream the vid so we can multitwitch
PixelArtDragon: Sounds like you need to play some Railroad Tycoon
TehAmelie: i'm sure we can coordinate something once this stream is done
Akaiatana: The Cart of War
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
beowuuf: just an Ordinary warning
TehAmelie: Teleparty is the app we would want to coordinate a watching party, for the record
MAPBoardgames: There is a whole genre of boardgames called "train games" maybe when AFK makes a return.
beowuuf: :D
MAPBoardgames: Hey chat, do you remember AFK?
beowuuf: I'll remind graham and paul to hire me so they can fire me, alias the jester style
kusinohki: I miss AFK
TehAmelie: i've been afk several times this week. only when i go to bed, but still
beowuuf: what if not concussive screaming beast?
SocraticMethod: that screeching is the wall
kusinohki: train games - ticket to ride. 18XX. totally the same game...
TehAmelie: Haunted Hill House is kind of a train game
TehAmelie: if you want it to be
MAPBoardgames: @kusinohki those are the games at the complete opposite of the spectrum.
Alahmnat: it's usually better to lob stuff at it before it re-materializes. alternately, if you've got shield + throw, that's a great combo too
MAPBoardgames: War and Bridge are both card games.
kusinohki: @MAPBoardgames yes, I know. trying (and failing) to make a joke
beowuuf: hp invisibility detection
Kaorti: problem solved, just throw a whole room at them
PixelArtDragon: @kusinohki Where does Railroad Tycoon fall on that scale?
Kaorti: 3M strips are pretty great these days
kusinohki: punch the picture...
TehAmelie: Jessie has spent her whole life training for the day when she could find the gov'mint spooks what took her bothers, remember. it could explain a lot of things (but not headbutting concrete walls)
Mahtamori: Suggestion; investigate painting further
Tangsm: Oh, you get the little nail hooks with serrated edges that are tacked onto both corners. I've seen those.
TehAmelie: brother, singular
nyperold: Ah, there we go. There's a game on the Switch called A-Train: All Aboard! Tourism. I have no idea how good it is, or if it has the aspects of "having trains" that you want, but...
Kaorti: oh, this is the plane that poor guy had to inventory
MAPBoardgames: @kusinohki I appreciate that you do know the endpoints. It speaks to your level of knowledge.
beowuuf: poster stays up to due very british embarrassment of not wanting to draw attention to itself and cause a fuss about the lack of fixings used to attach it to the wall
Kaorti: every. single. screw.
SocraticMethod: @Kaorti not good enough for plexiglass frames, too heavy for adhesion surface area :(
TehAmelie: it has over 700,000 moving parts, if i remember right
Kaorti: big big big
CAKHost: I guess the nose looks funny?
Boon_33: I think they made a misrake modeling the wing where the 2nd engine should attach?
Kaorti: and all that commemorates his effort is a single memo
beowuuf: need one more
juneblue58: Roughly 600 000 parts in a 737N.
TehAmelie: i like that the battery plugs are somehow geometrically magnetic to attachment of the batteries
TehAmelie: the . . . BLUE button
SocraticMethod: One thing that kept tripping me is that there are always more batteries than sockets
Amentur: Where does the circle shape go? That's right the square hole
Kaorti: iirc, one of the face buttons
CAKHost: The guy who had to inventory plane. He just had to inventory it, with no real knowledge about putting it back together, right?
MAPBoardgames: @PixelArtDragon RR Tycoon is a video game, so it isn't on the same scale. But If I had to guess, I'd say it would be a 8.9, where Ticket to Ride is 1 and 18XX is 10. @kusinohki do you agree?
SocraticMethod: "Where does this last one go?! WHERE?!"
ThankYouUro: We've gone way beyond normalcy. We're in the STAR CHAMBER
PixelArtDragon: @MAPBoardgames It's also a board game, no relation to the video game
beowuuf: oh yeah, we on multiple flinging now, yay
TehAmelie: putting things down is a very loose science, though. i have yet to successfully build any climbable pyramid
PixelArtDragon: Or rather, little connection, apparently it once used the licence for the name but hasn't since 2009
Alahmnat: I do love Pierce's ability to just... delete things
Saulens181: yep
TehAmelie: yeah that was a classic highlight
Alahmnat: lol
beowuuf: oh yeah, that metro 2033 quote is sergeJustRight
Kaorti: I still remember that clip
ThankYouUro: damn...
kusinohki: @MAPBoardgames ... I'd probably put RRtycoon between 7.5 - 8 on that scale. 1830 really flew over my head and the ability to take stock whenever makes things a lot easier to play (but maybe not play well)
Kaorti: That was an all time great moment
MAPBoardgames: Oh. It;s in the Railways of the World/Age of Steam set. Then it is exactly a 7. @PixelArtDragon
beowuuf: it was the perfect blend of innapproriate whimsy then dark humour button
TehAmelie: "What do you think this man's hopes and dreams are?" "Let's look!" is the precise quote as far as i recall
PixelArtDragon: I wonder what about railroads makes them a particularly popular board game theme
TehAmelie: i know chat loves precision
beowuuf: 2.0013 day shipping and precision
kusinohki: I'd describe things like - age of steam is a simpler form of 18xx. RR Tycoon is a simpler version of Age of Steam (but not by much)
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SocraticMethod: These are great
TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/24010/Train_Simulator_2021/ is always there for folk looking for hardcore train games :D
TehAmelie: i'm sort of in biblical awe of people who spend seruious time optimizing Rollercoaster Tycoon rides
TehAmelie: just puttin that out there
PixelArtDragon: Wait, is this about Arthurton?
kusinohki: I'm a simpler person though and would rather play one of the crayon rails games...
Always_Armoured: my favourite art bell line will always be "sir im not saying you arent the antichrist, im only saying that we've had our antichrist hotline open all week and you're our 11th caller"
Amentur: In '23? So in two years?
saucemaster5000: Oof I used to spend weeks designing single rides in RCT2
Kaorti: that poor man
Kaorti: that poor, poor caller
Alahmnat: I appreciate that America Overnight is actually technically a Bureau op for scouting AWEs, so the host has to throw off the Ordinary guy
SocraticMethod: Cam, please pick up the projector
MAPBoardgames: Altered World Events always leave me in Awe.
TehAmelie: canonically, SCP has the antichrist in utero. and kept there by some unbevliveably horrible classified act to the mother
beowuuf: instructions unclear chat
SocraticMethod: Ah, the joys of ellipsoidal physics simulation
Tangsm: This seems like an odd eyeline for a presentation.
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod they did that last stream
niccus: we're like a cat
KenKopin: Complete stealth acheived!
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat that one was not playing
TehAmelie: hey if Dr Darling wanted to be taken seriously he should have taken another name
beowuuf: paul did it in playthrough, so cool
SocraticMethod: You can pick up the projector while it's playing. You know, "to go".
LordZarano: Interesting, Altered "World Events" not "Altered World" Events
kusinohki: was rewatching old highlights... reminded of when paul was wearing a cart like armor and then a helmet
Alahmnat: lol
ThankYouUro: nice
nyperold: That's one way to empty a box: make the objects inside clip through the bottom.
niccus: wrapped that up
Rustpile: gottem
Kaorti: and it was a very happy day indeed
TehAmelie: have you practiced using the ultimate power of the Pierce gun config, i.e. letting it charge until it lets go by itself? not like i've tried it but apparently it's very powerful
beowuuf: it's weird hearing this then hearing darling speak about the incident
SocraticMethod: And there's the reference to the beginning!
saucemaster5000: Hey! She said one word!
ThankYouUro: Random documents and audio logs: We find them stuck to notice boards, We find them under dogs. We're gonna put them in a file And give it a review When we're bored of all the gameplay, But we've nothing else to do.
PixelArtDragon: It's a Voight-Kampf test!
nyperold: "It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
seanmrwick: am I just finding some kind of "matrix" vibe here?
Alahmnat: *welp*
beowuuf: that went well
kusinohki: I'm sure she's fine
MAPBoardgames: "How many lights do you see?"
asthanius: The correct answer was "Taco Tuesday"
TehAmelie: by the way how are we doing vetting through the Southern Reach trilogy? it's some very meaty books. i just rewatched the movie for the fifth time and it seemed to teach me a lot
seanmrwick: well.....this escalated quickly
Rustpile: somebody needs to get that boy a calendar
TheMerricat: So I'm assuming they were testing him to see how quickly he lost control?
juneblue58: These people need to hire better psychologists.
Amentur: She got some de-escalation classes later
corianderd: @TehAmelie I just finished reading them. Kinda almost cried a bit at the end
SocraticMethod: I love the "what day is this" questions. They are literally pointless other than frustrate him. Frustrating a psychic that killed a man. That's a swell plan
Tangsm: Time to play Godzilla.
kusinohki: just an ordinary model set
TehAmelie: i believe it Cori
beowuuf: i *said* get in
Marcanius: We were a very small child if we fit in there
Saulens181: Stage 4, huh?
ThankYouUro: Not on Talking Simulator: Godzilla
ThankYouUro: Now*
KenKopin: It's like when you visit your old school and everything seems smaller than you remember.
MortifiedPenguins: time for godzilla to show up
seanmrwick: you know what this reminds me of? those little "towns" back in our childhood. remember those days?
nyperold: Jesse is a model citizen, as you can see.
TehAmelie: kind of gave up after the second one. of course the library wanted them back. but i should try again
Amentur: Somebody put on a T-Rex suit and stomped around in it
Tangsm: This will be the one thing in this building untouched.
seanmrwick: @Amentur why not a godzilla suit
kusinohki: you know someone made a car to the wrong scale compared to the other cars...
asthanius: You know they hadn't even considered making a model of the town, but someone suggested it and volunteered themselves
SocraticMethod: "Why are you doing this?" "Casper asked me to" "Oh Ok."
TheMerricat: Does this make us Kaiju?
TehAmelie: everything is symbolims! wait i was thinkin of Death Stranding
Amentur: @seanmrwick Because Godzilla would be taller at this scale lrrSLOTH
seanmrwick: @TheMerricat yes
seanmrwick: @Amentur you're not wrong
beowuuf: you haven't become an adult until you have metaphorically thrown your metaphorical boxes of metaphorical angst at the literal model buildings of your chidlhood.
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MortifiedPenguins: I really want to know why there isn't any form of active healing in this
ArdCollider: I got to help my friends build a birthday party setup that was "here's a city for you child kaiju to smash" once
beowuuf: Note: childhood might be a model or metaphorical, we aren't going to tell you how to live your therapy
ArdCollider: it was great
TehAmelie: a deputy supervisor tough guy? gotta have a lot of meat points
asthanius: Kids play Fortnite with their phones
beowuuf: sounds fun ardcollider
Always_Armoured: it varies by game really
Always_Armoured: depends on how much lock on the game gives you
MAPBoardgames: Have you ever heard of a Kaiju party? You make a model city, and invite people to come in costume. Then you drink and destroy,
beowuuf: and there was the everythign seems smaller line :)
Always_Armoured: like destiny is super generous for locking onto targets
asthanius: Indiana Jones?
Alahmnat: asscreed?
seanmrwick: Cam, i'm with you on this. I am pretty trash at shooter games and video games
MAPBoardgames: Do you all remember parties?
ArdCollider: got a lot of moving boxes and a kid who needs a birthday? build a few blocks of a small city and let them at it
SocraticMethod: Uncharted?
TehAmelie: people played shooting in Halo? me and my cousin and his eight friends just played Warthog jousting
kusinohki: uncharted?
JqlGirl: Uncharted
beowuuf: nathan drake?
seanmrwick: Uncharted
juneblue58: "Archaeology bang bang" just makes me think of all the Lorehold stuff revealed yesterday. XD
SocraticMethod: Ooh, Zane. Alan Wake reference
Kaorti: strafing instead of rotating for fine adjustments can help
MortifiedPenguins: the bullet magnatism in the bungie games sure is a thing
seanmrwick: if you want a good stand-alone game, Uncharted: The Lost Legacy is pretty solid
Always_Armoured: @SocraticMethod to its shores *i've been*
Saulens181: isn't Zane...
asthanius: (Thomas Zane is from Alan Wake)
Rustpile: I vore to rename uncharted Mr. Thiefyface Archaeology Bang Bang
Alephred: Oo, carpet.
TehAmelie: i firmly believe every friend group who ever had a G1 Xbox independently invented Warthog Jousting
beowuuf: did we work out if this is a bureau psychologist, or just the bureau got a hold of her files later?
Alephred: This is a nice change from bare concrete.
SachielOne: Thomas Zane literally wrote himself out of existence to seal something up.
Always_Armoured: (yes this is straight up the alan wake universe)
Saulens181: @asthanius knew that name rang a bell
MAPBoardgames: @Rustpile I second your motion.
SocraticMethod: IIRC according to internal chronology Wake has happened happened and will happen in 2 years ingame.
Alephred: Is P7 where you parked your car?
SachielOne: There are files on the Bright Falls incident around the complex.
TheMerricat: @SachielOne Not only that but this is an FBC plant so they are going to gaslight Jesse as much as they can to keep her in the dark
seanmrwick: so Dylan is literally running amock here saying "it's not real"
Always_Armoured: @SachielOne writing yourself out of existence, carving out evils heart and personally dragging it to the bottom of an infinite abyss is pretty much without a doubt the most metal way to die imaginable
TehAmelie: remember Polaris, the X-Men villain? back in the mutant massacre era. such grimdark, very necklines
crabbaskets: Howdy yall
beowuuf: sergeHi
SachielOne: @Always_Armoured So metal there's probably an Old Gods of Asgard song about it.
SocraticMethod: Fun fact: the song that Ahti's cleaning cart plays, Sankarin Tango, is Alan Wake plot summary in finnish tango format
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun @corianderd do you have any plans on following up on the DLC for this that includes the Alan Wake tie ins?
TehAmelie: that IS a fun fact
MyrddintheWizard: Cool Cool, i hate every Authority figure in these tapes
Always_Armoured: @SocraticMethod are you fucking kidding me, thats amazing
beowuuf: game mods not chat mods i hope :p
nyperold: Mm. I was going to mention a shooter I played with a controller, but yeah, it has an auto-aim button.
nyperold: (Crackdown)
seanmrwick: what is "Control" about, in a nutshell?
beowuuf: hubris :p
TehAmelie: it's about modern horror
ContingentCat: yay stuff
Saulens181: @seanmrwick SCP the video game
KenKopin: They are very entertaining.
MortifiedPenguins: the other dlc is so centered around alan wake I really didn't click with it
Always_Armoured: @seanmrwick the scp foundation but marginally less horrible
serharridan: does anyone else expect to see a door to the shark dimension somewhere?
seanmrwick: @Always_Armoured and @Saulens181 don't even know what SCP is
TehAmelie: crawling through the wreckage of a bureau trying to control horror stories and reading their reports
JqlGirl: they stole mah garberge
Saulens181: Twin Peaks but more paperwork?
Saulens181: no that's not wuite it
asthanius: @seanmrwick Things are happening all over the place for reasons we can't adequately explain, and this is a building that doesn't exist housing a government office who investigates it
seanmrwick: @asthanius that helps
beowuuf: senmrwick: crowdsourced creepy short stories themed around official articles on weird items / persons
TheMerricat: @seanmrwick SCP is a collaborative writing project where people get together to write horror stories based on a common framework of alternate dimensions and an organization that is responsible for containing them.
seanmrwick: @beowuuf so like a paranormal kind of thing
Always_Armoured: with the general premise being "this thing is dangerous, heres how we keep it contained"
PixelArtDragon: Daleks don't fly, they level the building
seanmrwick: @TheMerricat that actually helps with context
TheMerricat: Think X-Files only without the good endings most of the time.
beowuuf: very much the paranormal meets the banality of a government report to increase the oddness and horror
SocraticMethod: X-files had good endings most of the time?
serharridan: Cameron, do you ever think about the shark dimension crapshot while playing this?
JqlGirl: Listen to your heart
TheMerricat: Mulder and Scully _lived_ till the end.
TheMerricat: You can't say that about most of the characters in an SCP story.
kusinohki: I've heard Warehouse 13 mentioned in connection with this game and SCP (haven't seen it myself)
seanmrwick: you and me both, Cameron
TehAmelie: FBC has some advantages over SCP as a story frame goes. mainly being a cohesive frame that goes through fewer than like ten million death row prisoners as guards/test subjects a month
beowuuf: x-files had a 50% hit on things ending resolved if i recall correctly
ANeMzero: Warehouse 13 was sort of SCP/Xfiles but like everything is related to US History and has a happy ending
PixelArtDragon: @kusinohki Warehouse 13 but with more bureaucracy would be a pretty decent description of this
Rustpile: Some would say you got, trashed.
Always_Armoured: dr mann, one of the admins for scp, joined my discord a while back so it was weird going "wait thats you guys?"
nyperold: Oh, yeah, on the Switch, I'm always pressing L when it wants ZL, and vice versa.
beowuuf: dr mann makes me think of scrubs
TehAmelie: makes me think of Spielberg's junior project Duel
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TehAmelie: a movie about a man named Mann fighting a faceless truck
beowuuf: duel is the truck driver film, right? if only i could search that somehow and confirm...
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beowuuf: ah, yeah, didn't recall the protagonist's name, but got the film, cool :)
kat2kool: @beowuuf I believe you are correct
TehAmelie: i think the best way to find it on the internet is if you search for "Duel 1971"
TehAmelie: it's certainly worth a watch if you're into movies
beowuuf: It's been probably 30 years at least since i've seen it :)
TehAmelie: hmm why would that be
TehAmelie: holy cats, it's a 50 year old movie now and it doesn't even play like the actors think they're on the stage
beowuuf: Cause I've only ever seen it on actual tv, and it's been that long since I regularly watched tv like that :) I seem to recall catching it as a later showing film on bbc1 or something
TehAmelie: it was one of the first movie my town library acquired when they started lending DVDs
KevinTheShark: I just got here an hour late, what have I missed so far?
beowuuf: ah, cool
beowuuf: umm, you've missed us finding a model of ordinary, and trashing it in a battle. Otherwise still jus tgetting close to the next reveal. Stream started a little later than usual
TehAmelie: my left ring finger apparently has its own ideas about what nouns to pluralize when
beowuuf: We've just discovered the bureau actually grabbed the trashheaps of Ordinary
KevinTheShark: Awesome, thanks guys
beowuuf: eh, english is like that too anyway
beowuuf: you also missed chat mention the shark dimension crapshot :p
KevinTheShark: Ahhh, I'll have to watch the VOD later then :D
TehAmelie: clearly the shark dimension drawer must be an AWE
TehAmelie: hi again!
Rustpile: oh hai
DeM0nFiRe: Hello!
kusinohki: I would classify the "door to the past" as an object of power...
prof_membrane: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
nyperold: It was a landkill.
niccus: it was such a model community
Always_Armoured: i used this room to farm a bunch of stuff late game since it fairly reliably spawns dudes
KevinTheShark: Nice shootin' there tex!
beowuuf: yeah, the clock area keeps spawning bad guys long after you've cleansed it for instance
TehAmelie: hey, it's your lucky day, minion! the CHAIR of the board wants to see you
Saulens181: I want to check out this game myself sometime, but I am definitely turning the difficulty down way low.
TehAmelie: hey that's what assist mode is for
beowuuf: Have they added difficulty yet, or was that to come in some future improvement?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Saulens181: wait there's no difficulty setting?
beowuuf: I definitely would both like to play it too, but need the combat to be way easier
nightraven949: Ah i see we found the pixie dust to fly to neverland
TehAmelie: "not assist mode", or "the way those Metalhead finns think you want to play the game" is merely a suggestion
KevinTheShark: Remind me, have we done the ashtray maze yet?
MyrddintheWizard: Panic, grabs tree, hits mans with tree.
Alahmnat: we have not
kusinohki: ashtray maze is later
TehAmelie: i think we went into the Overlook Hotel maze replica and then went out
KevinTheShark: I couldnt quite remember
beowuuf: "Control is getting a free update on the same day the AWE expansion releases, adding an adjustable difficulty assist mode " so hopefully it has it now?
TehAmelie: yes, it has extensive difficulty mode sliders
TehAmelie: i've been using them myself
beowuuf: ah, cool. Then I should get this game at some point :)
KevinTheShark: Thats what you get for freeballin'
fcloud: cameron, stomper of balls
MAPBoardgames: Re! Re! Re! Kick em in the knee! Rall Rall Ralls! Kick em in the other knee!
ghyllnox: The healing is stored in the balls
kusinohki: "I cast balls of healing"
SocraticMethod: @beowuuf Humble bundle has base game for 12$ this month
beowuuf: oooh
TehAmelie: there is something so vulnerable about Jessie levitating around in a set of comfy prison pajamas
SocraticMethod: + Chimera Squad and other stuff
KenKopin: The Oncoming Storm?
SocraticMethod: Sniped!
prof_membrane: Fiery Balls
beowuuf: noooooo :(
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beowuuf: unballed for
TehAmelie: the leather jacket was like armor
fcloud: wow, no checkpoints at all?
KevinTheShark: What do you mean "today"? Kappa
JqlGirl: video games were a mistake
PaperDoopliss: In fact, you're supposed to be bad at Disco Elysium
DeM0nFiRe: I bet my life savings on this single player playthrough of Control NotLikeThis
PaperDoopliss: That's where all the content is
ContingentCat: and you've been walking and talking for a while
TehAmelie: there's like "one" scene where you can actually get a game over, right
fcloud: like magic? Kappa
TehAmelie: escept for every single interaction if you are low on stamina and psyche
KevinTheShark: Oh my GOD, it IS Mary Poppins with a gun!
KenKopin: Papi-Moppins.
fcloud: when i said "get shit on, nerd", i was TALKing to YOU@!
KenKopin: Pari-Moppins, even.
LordZarano: in the most delightful way
SocraticMethod: Cam is T-posing midair for dominance
prof_membrane: Spit spot and the games a game?
beowuuf: a spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down.... the medicine is a forklift...
JqlGirl: why do they all have 4's above them?
KevinTheShark: "You know what helps the medicine go down!? Thats right! Firing it from a GUN!"
fcloud: disco elysium really missed a trick by not being a rhythm game
beowuuf: level i believe
fcloud: jessie set radio?
kusinohki: @JqlGirl they're level 4 enemies.
ContingentCat: the thing yeah
nyperold: Did the real Ordinary have giant stairs?
ContingentCat: the one with the art
Saulens181: The Power Station Ruins!
TehAmelie: in my opinion it missed the biggest trick by not keeping the development name, No Truce with the Furies
TehAmelie: it was SO GOOD
SocraticMethod: Too easy to meme "No truce with the Furries"
fcloud: like this should be a checkpoint. you went down a hall! and opened a door!
SocraticMethod: kinda against the message
Saulens181: I'm still mixed on No Truce with the Furies vs Disco Elysium. However, Disco Elysium i feel is definitely more marketable.
rendelnep: Battersea Power station?
nyperold: "Even after saying it three times, I can still hardly believe it!"
TehAmelie: of course i got the title of an incredibly good short story out of it with no copyright worries so i shouldn't complain
fcloud: "control" is an ok name but more accurate would have been "ball torture simulator"
SocraticMethod: @fcloud "Control Ball torture (CBT)"?
TehAmelie: is it just me or is the "launch three thingies at somebody" button basically just get shit on nerd mode?
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KevinTheShark: I mean... whats causing you to press the shield button?
beowuuf: sergeHi and you
fcloud: you killed the thing. here is your reward: more things to kill
Always_Armoured: @LoadingReadyRun melee attacks also make you drop what you're carrying iirc
TehAmelie: thank you, silver tongued stranger
KenKopin: Can you just remap shield?
5007_574in3d: gassyHMM
prof_membrane: What Ken said
fcloud: by the time this is over cameron is gonna be a god gamer
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TehAmelie: not wishing to interfere with game strategy, but the cost of a complete character respec is trivial at this point isn't it?
fcloud: he might be 74, but he will be headshotting like a machine
Alahmnat: it's only invisible, not incorporeal
Foxmar320: You can while its cloaked its just tricky
Foxmar320: Also hello
fcloud: the flying animation is so good
KevinTheShark: I think you could probably be better off just relying on yeet power against the big bad. I suspect the gun is holding you back
fcloud: the way her hands push down
TehAmelie: it is good
TehAmelie: still love that "wait what do i usually do with my hands?" feel
prof_membrane: They don’t dodge gun so we’ll.
ContingentCat: !advice
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prof_membrane: Save
TehAmelie: somebody get me two coffee cups!
Mushbie: @kevintheshark it's close to impossible to hit the flying guy with yeeting
Foxmar320: I hate screebs
fcloud: can we run and hide upstairs to recover?
plummeting_sloth: it is a bummer to be overwelmed by trash mobs in a literal dump
Mushbie: @fcloud game has no health regen
SocraticMethod: no regen health, need to kill to recover a la Doom
KevinTheShark: @Mushbie exactly! More yeet, less....beat? no thats the wrong message..... Less gun!
MAPBoardgames: Don't you have the power of mind control? Or does it not work with the gun you've got?
TehAmelie: there is a wildly popular mod for the game that makes your health regen out of fights. not sure what it does to balance, but it's there
prof_membrane: That must have been the design note: “trash mob”
5007_574in3d: Yeeting corpses, lol
SocraticMethod: Mind control needs enemy health down. For Cam mobs are either alive or dead, no middle ground
SocraticMethod: Big guy mind control is an upgrade Cam does not have
kusinohki: mind control only works on weakened enemies... looks like cam is either killing them or not enough damage to mind control...
TehAmelie: hey, we are the professor emeritus of yeetology
Mushbie: @kevintheshark personally I went only gun, when dealing with the fliers
beowuuf: plus there's a distance aspect to mind control, right
TehAmelie: spoiler: there are many different ways to play this game
BenByTheWay: climb the heap
KevinTheShark: @Mushbie Oh yeah, fliers are one thing, I actually just meant the big bad with shield regen and a swirling vortex of ouch
fcloud: dammit get back here! dont walk away when im yeeting at you!
plummeting_sloth: ah, the masterful strategy of Peekaboo
Coil_Twitch_Bot: cheer100
Foxmar320: Sir pls hold still so I can shoot you
Mushbie: but yeah this fight shucked
TehAmelie: mind control seems to be the least popular, sure
SocraticMethod: Can't remember, does the Charge work against the shields?
TehAmelie: probably for a reason, sure
Foxmar320: Nice
qtbeee: how's cam doing with motion sickness today?
Mushbie: @kevintheshark ahhh right
KevinTheShark: *golf clap*
fcloud: you frickin did it, gj
beowuuf: paul went pretty all in on mind control i believe
prof_membrane: Gj
Tangsm: Does he have any idea where his camera is?
TehAmelie: pop quiz, hot shot: what is Darling's first name?
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fcloud: @TehAmelie Cutie
KevinTheShark: @TehAmelie Casper
beowuuf: casper :)
kusinohki: @TehAmelie Casper?
JqlGirl: Suomalainen Tango
TehAmelie: no spoilers chat
TehAmelie: well okay i guess chat just won
Mushbie: oh how the turntables
KevinTheShark: Oh heck yeeah
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fcloud: he's called Casper. the name "casper" has a double meaning: it indicates that Darling gets a great nights sleep each night and comes to work well-rested
Foxmar320: Ashtray Maze!
plummeting_sloth: Remaining the Kinesiology Department to "Dimensional Analysis" It's not wrong!
KevinTheShark: *Pulse rate increases*
TehAmelie: Darling does seem to be the best-humored person in this entire building
Alahmnat: take "yeet shield"
kusinohki: moar vit!
Foxmar320: Health?
KevinTheShark: More energy methinks
fcloud: cam's like me, he maxes out on the fun stuff and doesnt get enough health
Mushbie: @tehamelie what about Ahti?
Alahmnat: or health. but yeet shield also helps with accidentally summoning a shield
kusinohki: we have flying lessons at home...
KevinTheShark: You dont really NEED to fly better most of the time, its not crucial
SocraticMethod: If you go to luck & Prob you can get new suit
TehAmelie: Ahti may know and be able to live with everything that's going on but he's certainly not happy about it
Foxmar320: Ashtray Maze is my favorite section of the game
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie yeah, and Sheogorath is the most amusing of the Daedric Lords but I'm still not gonna trust him watching my apartment... (disclosure: I have not played this game)
LordZarano: "Kinesiology is the study of human and nonhuman animal-body movements, performance, and function"
MAPBoardgames: I suggest the throw shield ability. It might help with the wrong button problem.
Mushbie: it's a fancy suit
Foxmar320: Oh yeah this
Foxmar320: The fancy suit
KevinTheShark: The people went to Executive
SocraticMethod: No spoilers chat!
JadedCynic: probably just on assignment :)
kusinohki: Arish was originally here and moved to the central place
plummeting_sloth: certainly nothing unlucky would happen to them in the Luck department
Tangsm: Big fish.
Foxmar320: Its good to stay out of the Xbox
JadedCynic: some symbol of juck around?
SocraticMethod: Is that whiteboard new? I don't recall those hints there.
JadedCynic: a plant?
fcloud: is this gonna help us win at roulette?
TehAmelie: Ahti IS happy about his "ability to deal with the cosmic horrors" by sheer stubbornness, but it's not like he wouldn't be happier without all that junk
MAPBoardgames: from the wheel side.
fcloud: is this a puzzle or just flavor?
Zappeljakob: you just need to be away when it stops
juneblue58: You did get one of those lore items discussing it.
SocraticMethod: Small hint: other room matters too
Foxmar320: How lucky are we
Zappeljakob: good luck
Foxmar320: The TV tells you your result
nightraven949: Bad Luck
Zappeljakob: you need more luck
TehAmelie: i want to play this game as Shadow from American Gods
fcloud: oh, it is a puzzle
Foxmar320: Big fish
Foxmar320: Yep
nightraven949: OW
Foxmar320: Bad luck
Alahmnat: ow?
nightraven949: Bad Luck
beowuuf: O.O
KevinTheShark: Ouch...
MAPBoardgames: unlucky!
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plummeting_sloth: man, Vegas got strict
kusinohki: so unlucky
Foxmar320: Bad luck hurts
SocraticMethod: [Adam's voice] Un-luckyyy!
nightraven949: You have chosen.... poorly
KevinTheShark: You got the clover, right?
Mahtamori: Horseshoe has a drawing on whiteboard next to it
TehAmelie: how bad can a girl's luck be? well when i played the roulette wheel i exploded
kusinohki: I'm looking over, a 4 leaf clover, that I over looked before
KevinTheShark: Perfect placement 10/10
plummeting_sloth: Now if the gamblers fallacy has taught me anything, you're due to win now
Foxmar320: Wrong number I guess
TehAmelie: umm i think that's a fallacious reasoning
HundreydAundre: straife two voicemail'd
DeM0nFiRe: Hello I am calling to offer you an extended warranty on your psychic mind gun thingy
nyperold: More like a roulette UNStable!
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
TehAmelie: i really want the gods of chaos and order to be real just so i can get inside a casino and shout "schaos" over and over
JqlGirl: ah elephant is wood. and we're knocking it
MAPBoardgames: horseshoe collecting luck or horseshoe dispensing luck?
Foxmar320: What does the tv say
Foxmar320: So 1 thing is wrong?
wynternyghtynggale: so off by one?
MAPBoardgames: Lucky number seleven?
wynternyghtynggale: sergeOffByOne
Laserbeaks_Fury: You get a Luck if you dont stand off the carpet
fcloud: what does the tv show? maybe the number of things you have correct?
TehAmelie: hmm well a horseshoe should be in the cup position to accumulate luck but i don't know of any mechanism to actually use that luck
Laserbeaks_Fury: I meant that sorry
MAPBoardgames: maybe hold the fish?
JqlGirl: fish looks farther than 2 ft
Tangsm: Maybe the horseshoe is supposed to be up?
InkyGhoast: do we need the fish with us?
Mahtamori: Carpet is when placing the bet on the other side of the table, no?
HundreydAundre: Ah, so that's what the blast wall is for.
fcloud: well something is definitely happening!
nightraven949: No fish is fine, just needs to be within the red
JadedCynic: sounded like a fire extinguisher?
TehAmelie: always bet on red fish
Foxmar320: Elephant or horseshoe is my guess
TehAmelie: wait is this a red herring plotline?
JadedCynic: 6
fcloud: this is an obtuse kind of puzzle
nightraven949: try the newtons Cradle by the elephant?
nyperold: What does the TV say? Well, if it's got the right number, the phone goes "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding", it seems.
Mahtamori: @TehAmelie no, this puzzle has a solution
Laserbeaks_Fury: YOu can actually get 8 luck if you get them all right
TehAmelie: the Board is whimsical today
Foxmar320: To high now
JadedCynic: 687-5309?
TehAmelie: </Gary Oldman voice>
Laserbeaks_Fury: jhust stnd on the carpet
JadedCynic: ohhh, okay, I get it now
Tangsm: Sorry, too lucky. Nerf and try again.
Foxmar320: Balancing our luck is harder than I thought
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Foxmar320: Now try standing off the carpet
fcloud: fix the cat?
JadedCynic: you're calibrating the response... I was away for a bit
JqlGirl: so cat and stand on carpet?
SocraticMethod: I like how the researchers jury-rigged Bureau's infinite Newton's cradles to make perpetuum-knock-on-wood
TehAmelie: i have missed the FBC reports, exactly how cursed is this roulette wheel?
MAPBoardgames: Cat: on, elepahnt off?
Foxmar320: Yeah try it
Foxmar320: Got it!
nightraven949: LETS GO
JqlGirl: golden suit
HundreydAundre: This must be a... complex luck system.
Alahmnat: lol
TehAmelie: woo, two skill points
nightraven949: NEW SUIT TIME
Foxmar320: Fancy outfit get!
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Tangsm: The most terrifying success.
nightraven949: Fashion time
MAPBoardgames: New threads!
KevinTheShark: Gold suit! So FANCY
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown
JqlGirl: outfit change?
fcloud: you are lucky. you have extra luck. your luck does not time out
SocraticMethod: FBtouchdown
nightraven949: Time to fashion-souls
beowuuf: seabatNogood_TK
Foxmar320: Fashion is always important
TehAmelie: imagine if you could level up by going to a casino. wait that is literally what all the gambling addicts to imagine
KevinTheShark: I dont understand why you have to get changed in front of all these people
KevinTheShark: Very slick
SocraticMethod: I like this puzzle because it's all diegetic. No objective markers and no directions
TehAmelie: woo
Master_Gunner: I like
Alahmnat: definitely rocking that 70s vibe
TheM8: less gaudy than i though
SocraticMethod: Second-best suit in the game
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: gosh damn that's sharp
TheM8: *thought
Saulens181: I thought it would be more gaudy
nightraven949: this suit reminds me of like 70's casino huslers
JqlGirl: that would be a good look for Kathleen
TehAmelie: we're approaching enemy orange colors. seems symbolic
plummeting_sloth: now we can truly be the director
Foxmar320: I think I know the one you're talking about
The_Voices: kill bill suit?
Mushbie: @socraticmethod mirror suit or director suit?
Laserbeaks_Fury: all the outfits for jesse are petty good
plummeting_sloth: I mean, it'll be easier for them to see you to follow you for sure
Laserbeaks_Fury: it sall the way up
SocraticMethod: @Mushbie mirror suit all the way
Laserbeaks_Fury: near Darlings office
TehAmelie: and wait, isn't this the exact suit Jim Carrey wears in Dumb & Dumber except for the top hat?
SocraticMethod: especially when using abilities
Mushbie: @socraticmethod yiiiiiiir
The_Voices: poor plants
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BlackIsis: Nice suit?
prof_membrane: Multithrow is badass
Foxmar320: I think the suit your were talking about Cam is located in the Synchronicity Lab is located in the Research Sector
BlackIsis: I don't know if it's appropriate for the office though...
SocraticMethod: unfortunately mirror suit is locked behind a hard bossfight
TehAmelie: i always wonder if those massive trees have any gifts in their banches, or trunks, or roots
Pseudonym_Ken: This suit is a lot given the rest of this game's color palette
Foxmar320: Its made of REDACTED
plummeting_sloth: I think Jesse had to get permission from lack the Secretary of the Interior to wear something that colorful in this department
Tangsm: Look at the sheen on that fabric. This is a pricey suit.
TheM8: its made from the other world rock i think
The_Voices: foxmar has it
TehAmelie: from what we saw initially it's made out of astral plane
SocraticMethod: Telepathing "It's broken" sign :)
JqlGirl: ooo finnish music
TheM8: ahti is fun
The_Voices: how many dead ends... yes, yes is the number
MAPBoardgames: The ashtray halls. I love this part.
Days_one: ignoring your bosses signs that he placed so carefully
Creideiki_SE: You can only pass the maze through the power of M E T A L.
TehAmelie: it's "the service weapon". i wonder what kind of burst of humility made FBC commit to such a name for it
TheM8: do you?
saucemaster5000: Someone tell Cam that's not a map it's a Disneyland brochure.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I imagine Northmoor named it
SocraticMethod: The Service Weapon. Abstract concept of symbolic power, like kings and swords
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wynternyghtynggale: that was a controlled joke
Mushbie: @laserbeaks_fury not necessarily. the name comes from the OoP
Laserbeaks_Fury: Janitor always has the keys
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Mahtamori: I think they need to take control, tbh
Days_one: There may be a clog.
SmithKurosaki: Greetnings
juneblue58: I don't think suppressing fire works on Hiss.
Alahmnat: ball
Ritaspirithntr: More under control here than what we just witnessed on the pokemon stream
Days_one: sweet free side quest progress
TehAmelie: the gun the first OOP they ever cataloged, but they must have already known it chooses its bearer to direct the whole bureau. . .
Laserbeaks_Fury: I just meant, Northmoor found the Service Weapon, so it's probable he named it that
serharridan: when does everything turn into sharks?
neisan2112: Yeah that was the most wild ending Rita
KeytarCat: bohemian rhapsody for 12 hours straight
KevinTheShark: I love Ahti SO MUCH
Mushbie: ahh the service weapon, I thought you were talking about the ashtray
Master_Gunner: Never stop a Finn from going on holiday
SocraticMethod: Aand the janitor skipped the crisis to go for the holidays
plummeting_sloth: just in case, you totally don't need to do those to find Ahti
MAPBoardgames: The door that appeared when you touched the painting?
SmithKurosaki: Where'd they get the suit?
KeytarCat: I love that ahti is as much an "entity" as the house
Alahmnat: mowee!
TehAmelie: "Almighty Janitor" was already its own trope on TVtropes before they started making this game, it's a little obvious
SocraticMethod: It's a finnish lakeside cabin goddamn it >:(
Days_one: I mean ahti is our boss after all
Foxmar320: lol
Saulens181: what is ahti in finnish lore again?
TheM8: we aquired him
TheM8: thats a qoute!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: You can hear Ahti's tango slightly in the background when you get messages from the Board
Foxmar320: Destiny platforming section
SocraticMethod: @Saulens181 Pagan god of lakes and fishing
Mushbie: @saulens181 water god IIRC
KevinTheShark: Jeez Cam, dont do that tous
JqlGirl: oh man, that tango is real good. dark lyrics and all
Saulens181: it's like the whole Service Weapon being things like Thor's hammer or Excalibur type of deal
KevinTheShark: my heart nearly left my chest
SmithKurosaki: Hes just warlocking Kevin, hell be fine
HundreydAundre: Familiar but....vandlated
KevinTheShark: I think Ahti is more of a fishing kinda guy
KeytarCat: Oh right, Cam's a Warlock :P
MAPBoardgames: In the Alien RPG, the roughneck class has a power which says nothing phases you. Ahti has that power on master level.
HundreydAundre: Vandilated got V A N D L A T E D
Foxmar320: mold snipers
Days_one: you are correct cori
SocraticMethod: Mold snipers, didn't you listen?
Saulens181: mold what now
plummeting_sloth: I don't know... going to Hawaii on vacation seems highly representative. Could be dangerous in here
Alahmnat: yeah the mold snipers are *awful*
KeytarCat: ventilated
TehAmelie: just to check, have you movie nerds watched Popular Music from Vittula?
beowuuf: rock....friend...
Vanbael: that's quite the mold problem
KeytarCat: @plummeting_sloth oh no, that's too rational
SocraticMethod: Up on the dpad to switch shoulders
TheM8: the moss i guess
MortifiedPenguins: is this wet mould or dry mould?
TehAmelie: it's a very good comedic biography from the Swedish-Finnish borderlands
nyperold: Video games are fun...gus.
KevinTheShark: I feel like you dont NEED to actually kill all these guys
TehAmelie: Popular Music (2004) seems to be its international name. pardon me
KeytarCat: sunset looks like a nuke, can't be an accident
KeytarCat: so many beautiful ladies, but who am I to complain?
Saulens181: they are married together. we are good friends the three of us.
KenKopin: The Mountain? We don't talk about the mountain. It knows what it did.
Mushbie: @mortifiedpenguins inter dimensional mold
HundreydAundre: Game: ...I Know.
MortifiedPenguins: @Mushbie could still be wet, someone might not have vented this place properly
KeytarCat: Watching you use the sniper after watching Wiggins snipe with the base gun is a trip
plummeting_sloth: My monetary policy is a fiscal mistress
TehAmelie: let's be fair, janitors are like six times more reliable than gravity as universal forces go
SocraticMethod: Okay, this is one of the more obscure puzzles
Laserbeaks_Fury: if you look the posters are different
KevinTheShark: Wiggins just had more chances to snipe with the base gun
fcloud: my violin is a fiddle mistress
KeytarCat: No, he just never got the sniper so dealt no damage :P
beowuuf: eeew
kusinohki: I rather like how this puzzle ends
Always_Armoured: the base gun is some shit when you get enough plus damage on it
JqlGirl: oh hey, the radio's in finnish now
Mahtamori: That radio is Finnish sea weather reports, right?
SocraticMethod: The radio is playing finnish coastal weather service
KeytarCat: And now, the shipping forecast
SocraticMethod: Correct!
Days_one: that sounded very Gluppy
MortifiedPenguins: nothing like a good shipping forecast
fcloud: um excuse me, but the oceanview motel does NOT, in fact, have an ocean view. i demand to speak to a manager
SocraticMethod: wait, go look at the posters
KeytarCat: that made as much sense as anything in this game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tale as old as time, Ahti and the Clog
plummeting_sloth: Ahti and the Clog was my least favorite children's book
TehAmelie: i would believe Ahti and the Clog have empowered each other all along
ContingentCat: their mountains so lofty, treetops so tall
KeytarCat: spamalot ref there
Laserbeaks_Fury: Finland has it all
InkyGhoast: gee i wonder if ahti's room is labeled
TehAmelie: they call Finland the land of 1000 lakes but that's a vast, vast underestimation
JqlGirl: pony trekking or camping or justwatching tv
feistyfennekin: isn't let nope on tonight at what UK time?
KeytarCat: data!\
InkyGhoast: Ahti what the fuck
JqlGirl: the JCU?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Take a look a the stuff around the control point
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ContingentCat: @feistyfennekin yup later
fcloud: "ahti and the clog" was a cult-hit buddy comedy from 2004 starring tim allen and the voice of ralph fiennes
plummeting_sloth: The center of the multiverse, Janitorspace
TehAmelie: i'd watch that road trip movie
beowuuf: morty
KevinTheShark: @feistyfennekin It's at 1am
TehAmelie: Ahti and Jessie would be a better one though
feistyfennekin: thx
feistyfennekin: sorry for interupption
KevinTheShark: I think just a show about Ahti. No buddy comedy needed. Just him and everyone reacting to him
TehAmelie: soo i don't know how chat feels about the ok dot ru domain but i do have a link to the most important movie ever made as far as the Swedish/Finnish borderland representation is concerned, if anyone wants to get closer to Ahti
SocraticMethod: Ooh, just noticed "funny" detail. The weapon form to lift the lockdown (one in the NSC) is the rocket launcher
KevinTheShark: @TehAmelie You have my attention
TehAmelie: "Popular Music from Vittula"
KevinTheShark: I'll have to give that a read! Thanks! :D
corianderd: looks like the film version from 2004 is called Popular Music
KevinTheShark: Ahhh
TehAmelie: yeah you may be better off on your own than going into the mire of russian virus websites. where, i realize now, you can only see the movie in the original Swedish subtitled in Spanish
corianderd: yeah my virus websites don't seem to have it
KevinTheShark: Well, I think i'll buy the book, I need some new reading material anyways
TehAmelie: the book is strictly better if you ask me
TehAmelie: if you have the time and all
KeytarCat: time to check the library!
corianderd: I think I'm gonna dip my toe into House of Leaves next
corianderd: or the second three-body book, Dark Forest
KeytarCat: I'm still scared to try that one
TehAmelie: it's not Finland, mind you. it's Tornedalen, the lawless land in between Sweden and Finland, north of the Bothnia sea
Blue_Anteater: I love House of Leaves
TehAmelie: still, Ahti may well come from there
fcloud: he would
KevinTheShark: I'm not sure Ahti comes from anywhere
JqlGirl: the voice actor for ahti played Bilbo in a finnish TV production of the Hobbit, fyi
KevinTheShark: Oh woow
JqlGirl: in 1993
corianderd: perfect casting
1000viewbots: Ah. Control. a.ka. "OH GOD THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!"
TehAmelie: i assume its the same mocap actor
corianderd: yeah I think they did all the character likenesses close to the actors
TehAmelie: then again, AAA lister Death Stranding had no second thoughts about dubbing over friggin Gullermo del Toro
beowuuf: did i hear that dr darling is actually alan wake? i mean irl voice actor, etc not in the game world
TehAmelie: Guillermo
Foxmar320: Hello
Days_one: Hello
RandomTrivia: Hello, "Back"
DeM0nFiRe: Hello
TehAmelie: hi again, again
TehAmelie: why is SPACE ITSELF down here
Alahmnat: mowee zowee
Days_one: @TehAmelie yes
theinvisiblevoice: worth
plummeting_sloth: every time you levitate, it makes someone somewhere else on the Earth fall down
Alahmnat: nice shots
fcloud: every 60 seconds, a minute passes somewhere in the old house
plummeting_sloth: Jessie has been making thousands of people eat shit today
KevinTheShark: Just ignore it Cam
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeap
Days_one: Balls always win
fcloud: i think the hiss has a drum circle going down there
BleedingToast: The black rock quarry is my PS4 home theme
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Hiss dont like SPikes
SocraticMethod: At this point I would consider upgrading weapon forms since at L5 they are one-shot resistant
kusinohki: I remember some superhero story where a character could travel backwards in time, but still aged forward the amount they went back
TehAmelie: if flying cost 60minutes of life per hour. . .i'd still do it all the time
plummeting_sloth: the cops have wooden legs.... and wooden everything else... and are always screaming
kusinohki: good ol' mountainblack... mountainblack tennesee...
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KeytarCat: the A button goes in the square hole
SocraticMethod: Oh right, this part. No partial checkpoints and timed survival. This could take a while
plummeting_sloth: that was teh bravest corrupted security guard in the world
fcloud: give that railing what for
KevinTheShark: Gondola! Gondola! Gondola!
TehAmelie: isn't it funny after all this work and all these magic level ups we have managed to get a gun that, slowly, does the same damage as our melee punch, although over distance
fcloud: yeah but we can also fly
KevinTheShark: So good news for Jessie, is that if she ever moves house, she doesnt even need help lifting things
SocraticMethod: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Days_one: Hey Friend
Stormthius: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
fcloud: also good news for all of jessies friends
TehAmelie: Harry ol buddy ol pal ol friend
plummeting_sloth: when Jessie moves house, she REALLY moves house
plummeting_sloth: Man vs Mans
Laserbeaks_Fury: Environment vs Man
TehAmelie: vs Mann
kusinohki: random thought - does jesse only have these powers inside the oldest house or could she levitate out in the world?
Henshini: pierce has some big "noisey cricket" energy
plummeting_sloth: Man vs Man+Environment+physics
aesir_blade: The amusing thing is that Jessie doesn't need to bind an object of power to do the TK melee blast, which implies that she knew how to do that beforehand
JqlGirl: man vs corporation
Days_one: This has a lot of why are you hitting yourself vibes
nyperold: @KevinTheShark She'll have a terrible time placing things just so, though.
KenKopin: Man vs Furniture Vs Man's Inhumanity to Man
Foxmar320: Is our ride here yet
TehAmelie: oh no, we have an OG floppy disc to give us the telekinesis
SocraticMethod: Wow, Cam is doing so much better than I did
SocraticMethod: No deaths? That's insane
Foxmar320: "pretend like you're working"
plummeting_sloth: the Hiss Union is notoriously bad about scheduled breaks
fcloud: most cheerful elevator 2020
tycoonbosh: That hits a bit to close to home. That's why I'm typing now, so it looks like I'm working.
KevinTheShark: This is remarkably quaint
1000viewbots: That last guy wasn't possessed, he just had put red paint on his head
Foxmar320: Wow I knew so many people that did that
SocraticMethod: Elevator tango!
TehAmelie: the floppy with Societ's nuclear launch codes, i think the second OOP after the gun itself
sendart: YUP
silenceaux: acrophobia?
JqlGirl: yes
GhostValv: :\
InkyGhoast: thanks i hate it
Vanbael: yep
MAPBoardgames: o?
MAPBoardgames: o/
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: aye
BlackIsis: workin' hard or hardly workin'
plummeting_sloth: Ah, working for the military
BleedingToast: So, I have 100% this game I didn’t know you could pick up multiply objects at once
niccus: i mean, i've done it, but i've never been told to do it
beowuuf: got time to lean you got time to bean... people with rockets
Days_one: This is a very safe ride
KenKopin: So... what does the Director's job pay, anyway?
silenceaux: Or just classic motion sickness
MyrddintheWizard: Nope. lrrHERE
SocraticMethod: @BleedingToast new tier of abilities was added after AWE
sendart: you ever think about how small you all in the face of the cosmos
KevinTheShark: I just realised Jessies suit matches the gondola
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Pseudonym_Ken: Ummm, a lot of the time across my entire work history?
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
KenKopin: The Benefits seem great, but the pay sucks.
MyrddintheWizard: Not lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Cam it will only hurt for a second
kusinohki: just so happened I watch a Wiggins vod doing this part. he was super excited to do the gondola
TehAmelie: and then nothing will hurt ever again?
Laserbeaks_Fury: For a second....10 years from noe
InkyGhoast: ASMR Ahti sings you a song on the scary ride
silenceaux: Good music.
Foxmar320: We live here now
Foxmar320: Its the beach
KenKopin: Maybe we get to do Karaoke with Ahti?
KevinTheShark: Jessie! Go towards the light!
plummeting_sloth: half-finished
SocraticMethod: You are disturbing Ahti's sauna time, you meanie!
fcloud: an unfinished moria
silenceaux: Birches! :D
niccus: ahti is the final boss i guess
kusinohki: if it helps, the next part will make up for it?
Days_one: its a free vacation
Henshini: be his eyes cori
JqlGirl: prkl
Alahmnat: I'm reasonably confident that this room is modeled on the Japanese sewers with the huge vaults
Foxmar320: Got there
nyperold: "It has 'holi' in it for a reason, perkele."
SocraticMethod: Ahti is talking about "swedish brothers", which I'm pretty sure are from Odin and Tor Anderson from Alan Wake
Alahmnat: Ahti, who are "your friends"?
Foxmar320: All this for a walkman
InkyGhoast: we got FInch's tapes!
fcloud: i legit would not be able to understand his english without subtitles
TehAmelie: the swedish, and i assume the finnish, word for "weekend" translates as "holy day". just putting that out there
Always_Armoured: if you want to get the cool coat you should probably do it now before the maze
kusinohki: it's a special walkman
KevinTheShark: *giddyness*
Always_Armoured: since thats endgame start
plummeting_sloth: underground cistern
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie Weekend is weekend, holiday is "holy day"
Always_Armoured: synchronicity in central research(?)
Always_Armoured: its synchronicity
aesir_blade: More mana?
MAPBoardgames: throw shield?
BleedingToast: So copyrighted music is off?
plummeting_sloth: did you know apparently the longer tunnel in the world is actually for the NYC water system, getting water from Adirondacks
LordZarano: Yeah, this reminds me of a flood sewer I saw in a documentary once
SocraticMethod: @Always_Armoured it's a hard boss fight, I don't know if there is enough time for it
Foxmar320: Now we are a Titan
HundreydAundre: Oh my... I've seen thou room. Somewhere after noir-mares.
fcloud: love these menu sounds
KenKopin: If your pulling a shield anyway, why waste it
fcloud: loading screen by tool
Days_one: Cool coat is much better than a boring maze
TehAmelie: i do hope we can get a yellow coat just like Aiden in Watch_Dogs, to match our suit
canahedo: Why not both?
HundreydAundre: A Noir is rather morbid. A Noir-mare however can be more,... intense.
aesir_blade: Do you need the upgrade for seize to seize the healy circles? I forget
nyperold: I'm not sure if I was told to, but... I was on a parade float, and I was supposed to have gotten a computer for Christmas in the scene we were portraying, so... I pretended to be typing.
HundreydAundre: Take a seat, Mister Ander-Hiss!
FearlessKenji: @aesir_blade yes
Foxmar320: Ritual Division fast travel should be near it?
SocraticMethod: ??? room near ritual division I think
Always_Armoured: its the blank room off of ritual division
fcloud: @nyperold i'm sorry, technically that's actually working
Foxmar320: Oh this is Ritual Division yeah
KenKopin: I'd be afraid she'd look like Coraline in a yellow jacket.
Saulens181: define synchronisity
Always_Armoured: its in that room with the mannequins
TehAmelie: Anthony Hopkins lives by synchronicity, you know. i guess you can do that if you're a millionaire movie star
SocraticMethod: I suggest reading the logs in this place, it will explain the puzzle
Always_Armoured: theres just a lot of work to get in there
kusinohki: tvs watching tvs watching tvs...
Metatality: reading the game explains the game
HundreydAundre: @KenKopin Offers a clip of thou Little Nightmares:
Foxmar320: lol
RandomTrivia: WELP
excalgold: Alternate reality of weirdness
Laserbeaks_Fury: Og hey, it's Dr. Ash
fcloud: Yung Carl, check his soundcloud
KevinTheShark: <message deleted>Ahh yes, I love reproducing █████████
niccus: i think one morissette sang about this
Juliamon: Careful using 'redacted' text, chat
Juliamon: LRRbot doesn't like it
SocraticMethod: It's mass depression machine, yay!
KevinTheShark: Yep. I understand that now :)
Foxmar320: omg that puzzle
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LRRbot just wants capital secrets to be spilled
KevinTheShark: And there was me trying to be secretive. No dice
excalgold: that is a very nice suit but for some reason the color makes me crave a hot dog
fcloud: you were secretive, all right
HundreydAundre: Uh cryptic massage of some kind...
FearlessKenji: m u s t a r d
Always_Armoured: the audio recording in the back of the room is a good setup for a later one
KevinTheShark: Ah, I forgot about this bit
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
beowuuf: ds level of combat
Foxmar320: There is a screen yes
Orgmastron: Oh heck a doppleganger fight
Vanbael: lrrFINE_HF
juneblue58: Ah, so we're in the Water Temple then?
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TehAmelie: wait a second, the yellow suit is extremely like what Dirk Gently had in the TV show isn't it
KevinTheShark: Yeah, we're in the water temple
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is one of the bits that stuck in my brain after Paul's playthrough. This and the clocks
TehAmelie: let's be a leaf on the wind of creation i guess
Henshini: you can add another mod to you pierce weapon when you have a chance
excalgold: the way Cam reads the Redacted segments is great
1000viewbots: I like how after reading this warning, we're gonna open the door
RandomTrivia: @1000viewbots Oh, 100%.
1000viewbots: Like, that note was 100% "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR"
fcloud: good eye jess
SocraticMethod: There is an audio log at the back wall
KevinTheShark: Oh the audio log is GREAT
Xeveriaxitus: Andits a good audio log
phantomeeee: this is my first time watching the stream!
Foxmar320: Nice
juneblue58: If the mirror wants to be freed, that seems worrying.
Xeveriaxitus: Listen to the audio log outside and inside the mirror
beowuuf: oh yeah, listening to the log now would be cool before this
kusinohki: I love that transition
niccus: and now our heart is on the other side!
silenceaux: I appreciate how this entire study chamber is symmetrical
excalgold: Oh that isnt at all some kind of evil queen mirror mirror on the wall thing at all
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
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plummeting_sloth: sounds kinda like Swedish
Vanbael: lrrFINE_HF
SocraticMethod: It doesn'
fcloud: all the text on the labels and signs is reversed
TehAmelie: so our homework today is: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Fall (2006), Duel (1971), Popular Music (2004) and as always, Annihilation and/or the trilogy of books the movie is based upon. did i forget something? i feel like i forgot a big thing
SocraticMethod: It doesn't make sens unless you listen right side first
Saulens181: So did anyone reverse what Essej says?
silenceaux: TINU LORTNOC
SocraticMethod: The boss? I dont think so
nyperold: I assume someone has taken the... yeah, what Saulens said.
fcloud: haha the video encoder HATES this screen
Laserbeaks_Fury: The solution is on this consoles counterpart outside the mirror
JqlGirl: TINU LORTNOC
KevinTheShark: It only opens the box though
excalgold: my brain hurts
LegionofLashes: i like the suit tho
silenceaux: Bad news.
beowuuf: it just opens container beside, coat is outside
TehAmelie: oh right, the prison food scene in Goodfellas, we were going to watch that as a group
MAPBoardgames: @Saulens181 ebuTuoY kcehc
Xeveriaxitus: Why even click on the audio log when we are not listening? :(
Vanbael: so is this the mirror dimension that Paul got stuck in when he got Beej Dropped?
beowuuf: yup
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plummeting_sloth: seems fine
fcloud: they literally reversed every texture with text on it in this entire area
Foxmar320: Im sure its fine
Days_one: you found maC
SocraticMethod: @fcloud I think it's just mirror shader
excalgold: Wait this is the ashtray maze ? is that the bit with the weird shifting hotel and the awesome music?
fcloud: what? that's cheating!
fcloud: (probably much more efficient tho)_
SocraticMethod: @excalgold this is a sidequest, maze is later
beowuuf: no, we're taking detour from ashtray to get cool coat in mirror dimension
Stormthius: Cheer55
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so, I feel weird that the mirror knows about this much outside of its room. But relieved it doesn't go further
saucemaster5000: If you talk backwards while talking backwards in backwards land, Does Kyle Machlachlan sit and listen to you?
SocraticMethod: The Coolest Coat
Always_Armoured: i had to poop, were the debrief recordings found?
Foxmar320: Upstairs
canahedo: Keep looking in the rooms
KevinTheShark: Have we looked at the other side of the upstairs?
JFHIK: 2nd floor.
ANeMzero: I think its another one of the windows
Always_Armoured: its the tvs upstairs
Foxmar320: Trying not to backseat
beowuuf: not really, missed forwards log, walked away from backwards
kusinohki: Hi esseJ
Foxmar320: Essej wants to play a game
Alienfirst: yasss best outfit in the game
excalgold: ah yes Essej
Laserbeaks_Fury: hello esseJ
TheAinMAP: "esseJ"
LegionofLashes: esseJ iH
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
fcloud: less good. LESS GOOD!
kusinohki: now defeat dark link!
MAPBoardgames: The suit Jesse is wearing looks like it's just yellow until its in low light, then it looks metallic.
TehAmelie: i want a horror mirror, that "always" shows your mirror image out of synch
Foxmar320: Can you defeat yourself?
SocraticMethod: She has a rocket launcher BTW
saucemaster5000: Ooh shadow link!
HundreydAundre: Essej: Kaew Er'uoy! Jesse: I"M YOU!!!
MAPBoardgames: esseJ is one of the hardest fights in the game.
KevinTheShark: Heyyyy why does eisseJ get Rockets!?
TehAmelie: would save me money on a full body mirror
niccus: the cowards didn't reverse the letters just for this encounter
Saulens181: oh my god she's literally called esseJ
1000viewbots: Now, Now, Perfectly symmetrical combat will not get you anywhere
Saulens181: i was kidding
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just once, I want this section in a video game to be you fighting actual Shadow Link from LoZ 2
canahedo: I like this fight because it shows off some of the builds you choose not to use, and don't get to see
LegionofLashes: but can you defeat...yourself
beowuuf: the gun can make rockets if we go for that build
fcloud: i can imagine the devs arguing if the hud should also be reversed in this section
fcloud: *the text in the hud
Foxmar320: Now shes just cheating
Foxmar320: We don't get rockets
nyperold: Do you have to hit her as many times as you have health upgrades?
TehAmelie: i'd like it if after the battle "Solaris" just leaves our mind forever with no explanation
fcloud: direct hit
beowuuf: holy crap
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie polaris, you are thinking of the movie
KevinTheShark: *table-flip*
TehAmelie: oh yes
prof_membrane: This is where Health choices bite.
beowuuf: that was so close, this is a hard fight and cam almost one shotted it!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember it's mirrored
canahedo: Remember it's mirrored
fcloud: derorrim s'ti rebmemeR
TehAmelie: to be fair Polaris is a bottom tier X-Men villain from 1993 while Solaris is a top 100 movie
nyperold: (I mean, I don't know, I'm making a "Dark Link in Ocarina of Time" joke.)
Alienfirst: this fight gave me so much trouble, but it's worth it for that outfit
SocraticMethod: *racks gun* "The mirror's haunted" "What" "The mirror's HAUNTED"
SocraticMethod: top had sliver
qtbeee: more full?
Laserbeaks_Fury: the fleft and down were 3
canahedo: I don't think you actually need to go in a circle. You can just hit a direction
fcloud: bright side, it makes a cute little sound when you frob it
Asimech: @TehAmelie Hey now. Polaris is from the 60s.
SocraticMethod: sliver in the middle
kusinohki: @nyperold wait, If I pick up less hearts I need to hit dark link less times??!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: meh it's not worth is
Foxmar320: esseJ is waiting to get her butt kicked
Dog_of_Myth: Hi esseJ
fcloud: why can't WE be friends, why can't WE be friends~
KevinTheShark: Those puzzles are controller snappingly frustrating
JqlGirl: Would be cool if they had right justified esseJ's name and health bar
nyperold: @kusinohki As I understand it, yes.
SocraticMethod: rocket tag
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Vanbael: are we fighting ourselfs
LegionofLashes: i wonder if she makes callouts too but backwards
Asimech: @TehAmelie And apparently she was a villain in the 80s, but honestly 80s and 90s were pretty much the same "EXTREME" era anyway. If we were to assume that era ever ended.
TehAmelie: i don't even understand the hypercube puzzles but i still find them easy. i think it's like, you set each side by pressing l/r/u/d a certain number of times, but if you press one too much it also rolls over one of the other sides, but you can still solve it just taking one side at a time
InkyGhoast: why does she have rockets and we dont
KevinTheShark: You say that, but you keep using your grab juice
Foxmar320: Just going lrrHAM on her
fcloud: those rockets hurt
beowuuf: it's a different build of the gun we haven't gone for
SocraticMethod: wow what
Foxmar320: You did way better than I did
niccus: how does it feel to be actively gaming
kusinohki: @InkyGhoast rocket gun is a thing that can be built
Always_Armoured: cool coat get
GhostValv: from what I remember a lot of people have issues with this fight
JqlGirl: no no no, this isn't right. prince of persia taught me that you just put your weapon away and merge with your mirror double
Foxmar320: Cam OP
Foxmar320: Coat is outside
beowuuf: yeah, cameron's dark souls experience seems to have just let him almost one shot the boss nbd
fcloud: yeah, that's why they locked the mirror up. on this side, there's people trying to kill you!
JFHIK: The outfit will be in the normal version of this room.
SocraticMethod: Cam why didn't tell us you were a pro gamer?
Foxmar320: You earned it
Always_Armoured: its on the mannequin in the real world
Always_Armoured: the glass broke
KevinTheShark: Bend. The knee
theinvisiblevoice: coat is the party box?
TehAmelie: something coats are for closers something
Dog_of_Myth: It's in the "real" world
fcloud: cam wore his coat~~ with golden lining~~ bright colors shining~~
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you'll like the asynchronous coat
nyperold: Reflecting on the possibilities, obviously.
plummeting_sloth: well, we finally confronted our inner demons... by force
beowuuf: getting the hiss out of it. We can still go back to mess around in the mirror world
Always_Armoured: theres the opposite half of this recording in the mirror world
Foxmar320: Coat is in the main room on a mannequin
JFHIK: Look for broken glass.
Hangedman: best outfit in the game imo
Foxmar320: Yessssss
Foxmar320: Fashion Time!
beowuuf: :D
Vanbael: yaaaaasssss
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Alienfirst: best clothes let's go!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Always_Armoured: now jesse can finally look cool
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
KevinTheShark: You. You got there
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHORN
GhostValv: bloobyPog
aesir_blade: now we just need the cat ears from the DLC
TehAmelie: if it was me i know i'd 100% accidentally levitate when i'm going up some stairs without thinking
Alienfirst: okay, well the best cosmetic is from one of the dlcs, but yeah, best coat at least!
JFHIK: That was the outfit I left on for the rest on the game.
KevinTheShark: Oh god the cat ears
Foxmar320: Yessss the cat ears from the DLC :D
ContingentCat: Ooooo
RandomTrivia: Woah
excalgold: niiiice
SocraticMethod: Now fly
fcloud: looks alien! neat
Alienfirst: it looks so good when you're floating too
KevinTheShark: It looks like you're running a Cult
Vanbael: its very nice
ChainedDreamer: Looks religousy
TehAmelie: we look like a technomage priestess
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's totally a D2 warlock
excalgold: i thought you were using the word Tight in the older fashion to mean 'cool'
aesir_blade: no-fly zone
beowuuf: we now end game Jesse, phear us!
saucemaster5000: Ooh a wachowski extra
xantos69: If I ever invent time travel....I will wear a coat exactly like that to visit myself like 2 years in the past.
niccus: you conquered ahti's motion sickness challenge
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the LRR folk!
TehAmelie: like, without there being any kind of technology singularity OR actual magic OR an active religion, that robe is still a technomage priestess's robe
KevinTheShark: I'm here for the balls
HundreydAundre: This suit. It's a look. subtlely punk'd.
TehAmelie: hmm maybe it's the suit of somebody about to get Fridged
SocraticMethod: @HundreydAundre Astra plane chic
juneblue58: Looks kind of priestly, with the lighter parts on the front resembling a stole.
TehAmelie: Morgan never stopped fridging people, you know
niccus: how does it sway when you're floating
Pteraspidomorphi: Assymmetrically?
KevinTheShark: I'm sure if you wear this, you're running a cult
TehAmelie: but you gotta watch out for Nomura disease
ContingentCat: imagine it with cat ears
JqlGirl: this needs a cowl
MAPBoardgames: I'm still holding out for the cat ears.
Vanbael: I would love to wear a Stoll
Always_Armoured: they tried that in a pilot scheme but the extra belt weight was causing early onset arthritis
HundreydAundre: Imma tell my future non-theatrical/stream app friends that: This is Doctor Strange
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: i like the idea Jessie has been going on with this for a week, stopping at creepy bathrooms, eating "fibers" and never sleeping
SocraticMethod: Chat, does respawning reset your stink status?
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
juneblue58: Bye!
SocraticMethod: Thanks for streaming!
MyrddintheWizard: bye!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: b-b-b-B-Byke.
TehAmelie: okay chat! we can at least do the Goodfellas cooking scene thing we talked about, it's just 2 and a half minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQV6CijIzrc
TehAmelie: just watching and enjoying, i guess
corianderd: ian is laughing at me for watching this
TehAmelie: maybe he wants to do a year in the prison jail for contempt huh?
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
corianderd: ;)
TehAmelie: i don't think that was even the whole scene. it feels like an appetizer
TehAmelie: Grand Budapest Hotel didn't have prisoners having so much fun. . .
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (22m from now).
TehAmelie: ah, Resident Evil. how are we doing with the converting the entire biomass of humanity into zombies and then giant monsters and then shooting them until they die?
TehAmelie: i haven't really kept up since RE6 and 7
nyperold: Umbrella Pharmaceuticals? More like Umbrella PharmaSHOOTicals!