beowuuf: I'm in time for the title change
TXC2: Hello everybody
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul loves a good long walk, so Death Stranding seems like the perfect fit! Game: Death Stranding) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (3s from now).
beowuuf: so close...
beowuuf: hey txc2 sergeHi
BasilHunter: Good morning
TXC2: hello beowuuf and BasilHunter
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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beowuuf: storth trorth daj spaj naj
TXC2: beowuuf now it's not the time to summon an elder god
SK__Ren: Woo! Time for more Norman Reedus Detritus Expeditus
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Someone told Paul to take a hike, so it's time for more Death Stranding on Play it Forward! 📷 ||
beowuuf: txc2: but it's almost friday! In an 'easter soon so less of a work week' kinda way.
beowuuf: sk)ren sergeJustRight
bigwigthebunnysoldier subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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Saulens181: Time to cargo!
beowuuf: something something cargo pants joke
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
BusTed: Mornin'.
spicyFerret_: [insert falling animation here]
TXC2: Hello Paul
Aenir798: Chievos?
Tom_Bruise: Why is Paul singing lies?
Cavalrywolfpack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Cavalrywolfpack: Oh where did the time go? 41 months already?
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MrUglama: please have someone magically join singing
TXC2: Paul with the low key cheevo flex
Didero: I would totally watch a Paul singing stream
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeHeart
beowuuf: hello paul! all alone aside from chat. And we understand we don't count lrrAWW
MrUglama: Hi all alone, im dad
TXC2: clap clap clap
NightValien28: we are here
Orgmastron: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: c-c-c-c-C-C-C L A P
Tom_Bruise: all alone, except for chat... and the baby you keep in a flask
SytYoshi: clap clap clap
lirazel64: G'morning, Paul and all.
HundreydAundre: Yester's Day's Past
TXC2: hello lirazel64 welcome
Tom_Bruise: It's a game that lures in people who aren't prepared for it and hold on
Mivair subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Mivair: ;3c
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SK__Ren: It had a very different impression before it released so there is/was a huge dropoff
Saulens181: I mean, the trick is to make it so that BB doesn't cry in the first place
beowuuf: in the grimdark future of postal delivery, all there are is the boot
TXC2: Creeper world 3 might be the game I've played with the Least drop off in cheevos
spicyFerret_: lrrFINE
Mivair: winking cat face
Hexi_Lexi: hey Paul and LRR Friends! reminder that yall are loved more than words can express!!!
Mivair: ;3c
beowuuf: lrrHEART
Lord_ZYRK: O believe you're had an internet curse placed upon you seabatYIKES
TXC2: hello Hexi_Lexi welcome
lirazel64: :-@
spicyFerret_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
spicyFerret_: Oh hey, 2 months! I've been watching y'all on YT for a while, but now I'm here live with you!
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Lord_ZYRK: Some day I will figure out how to type, but today is not that day, apparently
Hexi_Lexi: anything can be a smiley emoji
spicyFerret_: We be spicy noodles
TXC2: ah yes, the problem we left for Future Paul
wench_tacular: third time's the charm
beowuuf: maybe you had an internet curse placed on you lord_zyrk :p
lirazel64: Spice level of ferrets depends on snakes in diet, no?
TXC2: lets see if 48 hours has made a new man, a better man
xerjen: Hihihi, naughty joke
Lord_ZYRK: Not even Norman Reedus and his kung fu fetus can take on 16 guys in barehanded combat
spicyFerret_: ibmean, it is Kojima
beowuuf: after 48 hours i am certainly older and wider. That was not a typo
Hexi_Lexi: oh 100% that was intentional
jessieimproved: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:50.
TXC2: beowuuf mood
Hexi_Lexi: i cant tell you how many times ive been got by the terraria item named "master bait"
astralsflame: Heya! :D
Lord_ZYRK: Careful, Hexi, I hear overexposure to that stuff can make your palms grow hair
TXC2: hello astralsflame welcome
astralsflame: @TXC2 howdy! :D
AmberLampLight: you will also need a grader
AmberLampLight: underlayment
DoodlestheGreat: And now, you discover the REAL game. Building all these damned roads...
Tom_Bruise: Is it time to become a stack of boxes peeking out of a shrub again?
Ivannorr: Could be glass sharks in that deep water
NicktheNameless: What chapter are we on?
TXC2: NicktheNameless 3
wench_tacular: lad is sturdy, not nimble
beowuuf: he needs his peaked cap in order to counterbalance his back load
NicktheNameless: @TXC2 thanks!
shaneandkk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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beowuuf: now we're thinking with blood ropes!
CaptainSpam: Ah, so that is the strand we're deathing? No, wait...
LordZarano: Ooh, stealing big truck sounds good
wench_tacular: lovely parking there
Saulens181: oh hey, free truck!
beowuuf: overbalancing is a slow and insidious kilter
aWabbajack: keep on keeping on awabbaCheeseBB
Ivannorr: A marketing department
TXC2: thickness maybe?
BusTed: boot
Tom_Bruise: Oh yea sure, kick him while he's down
CaptainSpam: THAT'LL teach ya!
wench_tacular: kick em while they're down
TXC2: "what are you gonna do now with my foot in your ass?"
Saulens181: Can we take all of their stuff into the truck?
beowuuf: can we run them all over first?
PMAvers: Can we deliver the truck? "Hey, I found this truck? That's gotta be worth a few likes, right?"
CaptainSpam: And all your cargo just kinda fwoomps down into your back.
TXC2: if we can carry 100kg, surely this thing can carry at least 200 Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?" "Honestly I have no idea. I just wanted to see if it would fit."
beowuuf: like, share, and subaru
Aenir798: Achievement!
TXC2: "you carried this?.....I carried this"
beowuuf: blood rope is our best friend now
Tom_Bruise: Are the MULEs eliminated? They're just lying there... either waiting to be cut loose or waiting to die
Lord_ZYRK: We're like the Batman of parcel services :O
Lord_ZYRK: Could load everything on the truck
Territan: Hello, just checking in... has anyone made the joke that this is the future Amazon wants for us?
PsychoI3oy: when you park close enough, you can load it on the vehicle
TXC2: this is how we get that cargo addiction thing :p
aWabbajack: keep on
beowuuf: there's a difference, paul can give it up aaaaaany time he wants :p
marshacado: Controls: trucks *Paul*
Lord_ZYRK: Holo rock :O
beowuuf: caught between a rock and a huge open area
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
Territan: But it's a rock with a *distance marker*. That's makes it almost as significant as anything selectable!
CaptainSpam: Ah, the ol' hide-it-under-a-fake-rock trick.
Hexi_Lexi: cargo? more like Truck Go, amirite gamers?
Tom_Bruise: Take that, MULEs, we're stealing YOUR boxes for a change!
Featherweight_: a sneakrcet
TheAinMAP: Sneaky.
TXC2: hello Featherweight_
Lord_ZYRK: It seems like you can carry more than the truck?
Featherweight_: thats like less then you can carrie
beowuuf: dudes just trigger voidouts, cargo generates likes. get it together, game!
Featherweight_: truck skipped leg day
Ivannorr: Could load yourself up then drive
Tom_Bruise: Of course Sam can carry more than that truck, have you seen how thicc his exoskeleton is?
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PMAvers: Does the stuff on your back count as load for the truck?
beowuuf: o7 Ser Amics of the Pot
TXC2: turns out the courier union was more powerful then the Teamsters Kappa
PMAvers: Sucks that it took a Actual Apocalypse for the USPS to get electric vehicles in their fleet...
johnny: morning Paul
Featherweight_: well it was a plot point that they were like lol drones are boring lets endanger human lives instead so it makes sense that would extend to not having very good trucks
TXC2: Hello johnny welcome
beowuuf: what we don';t know is that truck can actually fly, and that's why its allowance is so low
Saulens181: is that the game saying "I know you're streaming?"
Sogheim: oh hey it's Paul and his amazing truck! feels against the spirit of backpacking across the country, but I'll let it slide for gameplay
Sethalidos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
Sethalidos: whoo 8 months
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CaptainSpam: @Saulens181 Nah, that would be it blasting more unskippable, unmutable licensed music out of spite. Kappa
LordZarano: Film Director was behind if you wanted to unload that thing now
beowuuf: sogheim: if it makes you feel any better the truck can carry less than paul can
Sogheim: @beowuuf that feels worse
HavenJunde: @Saulens181 unfortunately i've gotten the "wonder if i'm being watched" or whatever, and i wasn't streaming
beowuuf: :p
Tom_Bruise: Here you go, your antique art with a side of garbage
beowuuf: did we just walk past a box of half life 3 or something with the lambda symbol?
Bionull: Junk's not going to make itself, Paul.
TXC2: junk and Art eh?
lyropithic: "Junk components" sounds like a euphemism
NicktheNameless: Junk components and antique art... I'm not sure which is which
Tom_Bruise: "High-performance Underwear" ???
Bionull: These missions are getting weird.
Featherweight_: peeps need thier monster for peak gaming stat
TXC2: Tom_Bruise must those ones that are made from bamboo :p
Sogheim: I wish I could get a monster. I'm sitting here with a Rip-It.
Tom_Bruise: Maybe it's one of those underpants that you can wear for six days in a row
Bionull: Wait, there's other kinds?
beowuuf: you can wear underwear for as long as you like, but after a certain threshold you need to realise you could be liable for prosecution for ecological dumping when you take them off
TXC2: that, or at some point they just become part of your skin
Lord_ZYRK: As long as you avoid ecological dumping while you have them on
beowuuf: eew, but fair
coriolis_storm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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LordZarano: That's further than I thought
Saulens181: SO how long until the truck runs out of energy?
beowuuf: truck less stable than walking, who knew
TXC2: Saulens181 some time after it tips over :p
azureHaights: Bad-tteries
beowuuf: guess it runs on alcohol not electricity
PsychoI3oy: yeah, the MULE trucks suck, but better than walking until you get a UCA truck
racoonius: hi all
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello racoonius welcome
racoonius: how is everyone doing today
Tom_Bruise: Did.. did your boxes fall out of the truck or what?
Saulens181: I think that's the cargo you touched before
Lord_ZYRK: That was all stuff left at the MULE camp, I think
BasilHunter: that's the stuff you dropped back at the mule postbox
PsychoI3oy: you went far enough away from the stuff on the ground that it became 'lost cargo' for someone else to pick up
Ivannorr: Stuff you took out of the postbox yeah
TXC2: once you pop, you stop
CMDRNuffin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
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CaptainSpam: Once you pop, that's great.
CaptainSpam: Norman Reedus: UPS driver... OF THE FUTURE!
beowuuf: UPS? IPS!
TXC2: we need solar panels :P
CAKHost: Hey, I was promised walking in this game!
Tom_Bruise: Who told you to go stuntdriving with those boxes
thetoastmonster: is Paul playing Mud/SnowRunner next? :D
CAKHost: Oh okay, nvm
TheAinMAP: Stunts.
TXC2: CAKHost walking has to be earned Kappa
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
Tom_Bruise: You don't have to say anything sir, just take the box
LordZarano: I'm still not sure how they're locking your length-of-rope
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
Lord_ZYRK: Oh hey, this is the guy slated to direct Konami's MGS movie
Lord_ZYRK: but like for realsies
Tom_Bruise: Same way we can tie up an infinite number of goons with the length-of-rope; Sci-Fi Bloody Length-of-rope
beowuuf: slow clap
TXC2: Samglasses
beowuuf: along with the cap we'll be invisible
beowuuf: sergeJustRight txc2
Sogheim: 1160kg?!
SuddenlyARabbit: That sounds heavy
wench_tacular: that's a chunky cartridge
CaptainSpam: In 60 minutes, no less!
Aenir798: Just crawl your way over
TXC2: an actual metric ton :p
beowuuf: the defect was being buried in a boulder?
Tom_Bruise: What if use the chiral printers to print 4 additional Norman Reeduses?
BasilHunter: oh it's how many can you do in an hour
Saulens181: Ah, it's a "as many as you can take" type of deal, not all of the
Saulens181: them
lirazel64: And I thought my old Dell 1700 cartridges were heavy...
wench_tacular: your skeleton collapses?
SuddenlyARabbit: Lol
GDwarf: Physics!
NeoSilverThorn: lrrFINE
wench_tacular: perfect!
NimrodXIV: Fine.
sblue333: who told Paul to take a hike? I'll fight them
Tom_Bruise: Oh cool, it's Jenga now
Edgarware: Well that's number 8 of 40
Mister_BlueSky: Das a lot of cartridges.
Didero: Can you make two runs? Or would that cause the "too far away" messages?
wench_tacular: juggle them?
TheAinMAP: sergeHolyMoly
Didero: Oh yeah, the locker might allow two runs
Mister_BlueSky: Need a truck for that much stuff.
Bionull: I love this image of deep sadness absolutely circled with broken cartridges.
Ivannorr: Is it also a 1hour time limit?
Edgarware: This seems fine
Didero: You've got an hour to deliver 'em
Tom_Bruise: This dude must've been busy with the printer doing... God knows what
Saulens181: You connected the network so it's new
NightValien28: what even the heck
thetoastmonster: Is this game a commentary about the inventory system capacities of most games?
jessieimproved: lrrFINE
Alephred: Man, that truck is in rough shape.
Didero: The more the merrier though :p
Didero: Merrier for us, that is
Orgmastron: @thetoastmonster No it's a game about reconnecting a fractured America. Also ghosts and shit because Kojima.
Alephred: Also in this game: Kojima has weird ideas about women.
aWabbajack: keep on keeping on
CaptainSpam: Just in this game?
Lord_ZYRK: The B-hop Mobile
Brozard: Mako controls
Tom_Bruise: Just in this game. In no other games. Nope. Not at all.
CaptainSpam: Ghosts hate trucks?
lyropithic: Sounds like they've got an issue with the tarp budget
Tom_Bruise: Or just helmets, that keep the ghostly goop away from your skin
azureHaights: Godspeed You! Lost Ceramics
CaptainSpam: Cartridges, cartridges, cartridges, cartridges...
Ivannorr: Well he was a Film Director, so he was printing off a movie
Mister_BlueSky: Frame by frame.
HavenJunde: the time-acceleration thing with the rain stops happening once it hits something. its been mentioned a few times that the water from timefall turns into normal water
Alephred: There's an Abbot and Costello routine in there somewhere. "Where ya headed?" "Knot Lake City." "So where ya headed?"
CaptainSpam: It's less a "road" and more an "F-Zero track".
Lord_ZYRK: It's a Knot Complete Road lrrBEEJ
Tom_Bruise: Go go gadget bridge
HavenJunde: you can press left stick to zoom
TXC2: get out on the highway, looking for adventure
Hexi_Lexi: go go power rover!
Mister_BlueSky: Man when I played this and completed every road finally, it was a very nice feeling.
azureHaights: A Humble Request For Pizza lrrAWESOME
Alephred: Pizza must be delivery horizonal.
Alephred: *delivered
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Just came off a 2-hour work Zoom meeting. How goes our post-apocalyptic delivery service simulator?
TXC2: this guy looks like the guy from get out
beowuuf: that's...quite the meeting sergeHi
beowuuf: we have a truck now!
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf It was a monthly library staff meeting that in addition to the usual sorts of "everyone give updates" had a topic of discussion, so it went a while
Lord_ZYRK: But the truck can't do SICK WHEELIES
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf A truck, you say? Interesting.
Tom_Bruise: yea but the truck has a three-stage drift for extra boosties
wench_tacular: also a shaker?
Mister_BlueSky: Mover and/or shaker.
wench_tacular: if they automate delivery, are we out of a job?
TXC2: so we just worked to put ourselves out of business?
ArcOfTheConclave: are you enabling your own replacements?
BasilHunter: actually 4 :)
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, but she thinks it's funny you have to walk
Alephred: There are more than enough deliveries to go around, your job is secure.
TheThromborax: David Englert is an absolute Bastard
TheThromborax: *PEter
Lord_ZYRK: It's a very important pizza
CaptainSpam: URGENT pizza.
Robot_Bones: Pizza delivery seems the highest priority here, gotta be delivered 30 minutes or its free
Tom_Bruise: yea man, ghost pizza, it's the best pizza in all the Knots
x0den: lol i just ordered pizza too.
SK__Ren: And it has to be flat. No accordion pizza
Saulens181: Can you register the truck in the garage?
Lord_ZYRK: Wise man once say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
NightValien28: pizza is important
PsychoI3oy: can't park mule trucks in the garage, unfortunately
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah.
spicyFerret_: carry tha za upside down to spite them.
TheThromborax: Can you recycle the mule truck? I can't remember
Saulens181: Can we at least recycle the thing?
CaptainSpam: "Oh, and the MULEs will be back for the truck! I'm off to my Private Room! 'Later!"
LordZarano: Much better, now the truck is parked on the "KEEP CLEAR" sign
azureHaights: benginButt
TXC2: oof them welts from the backpack straps
HavenJunde: honestly, i'd much rather donate blood in my sleep
lirazel64: I want to know how he sleeps like that without destroying his neck.
x0den: why did sam wink at us?
Alephred: "It's toilet time." *wink*
TXC2: !clips
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TXC2: Savage
CAKHost: Question: Is the hair used for anything?
Tom_Bruise: oh good, more shameless product placement
CAKHost: I saw that he got a buzz cut one time.
TheThromborax: "Ride Norman Reedus"
x0den: only if he consents
CloudyMrK: wash your hands....
TheThromborax: Eat more tardigrades
Didero: Wait, did he hold in his pee when he sat down on the toilet? What's wrong with him?
Tom_Bruise: There is no washing hands in the FuTuRe!
LordZarano: He winks at the camera every time he sits down
lirazel64: Nommy!
CaptainSpam: Gotta get your sponsorship deal!
Alephred: Drinking Monster produces Number 1.
Saulens181: e l e c t r o l y t e s
wench_tacular: and in real life
Alephred: Perhaps eating cryptobiotes promotes Number 2.
NightValien28: I don't think that hydrates you
Tom_Bruise: Should've had that Monster before we went in for grenades, we might've gotten more!
Tom_Bruise: That "Look at my toys" face is still weird
CAKHost: Are we going to poke the baby?
CaptainSpam: So the game ends with Sam making his final delivery and then dying due to all of the heart conditions, ever, from slamming Monster as his only source of liquid, right?
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
CAKHost: Which is a thing in the game apparently
Lord_ZYRK: "I'm still not sure I understand what it is you do." Dude, he delivers packages! What part of that concept are you not getting?
Anubis169: Special delivery!
wench_tacular: oh Mads
Anubis169: mads-nado!
GDwarf: This baby is remarkably good at focusing
Lord_ZYRK: Daddy's been drinking from his special juicebox again, hasn't he?
Tom_Bruise: And this is why you don't practice dancing without a partner!
NightValien28: I take my chances with the deadly water LUL
TXC2: there's a reason why the waltz is a slower dance
Anubis169: Tom_Bruise: Nothing says you can't
ArcOfTheConclave: this is not normal BB behavior
Tom_Bruise: You try doing that cutesy fall in dances without a partner, see how that goes for ya @Anubis169
TXC2: !break
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Anubis169: already done it :P
Lord_ZYRK: I can't wait to find out that he keeps calling this one BB as short for its real name: Brads Brikkelsen
Anubis169: also done the backwards lean
TXC2: the backwards lean AKA limbo :p
LordZarano: The old solution to bad water was beer. Everyone had beer all the time cause the alcohol killed the germs
TXC2: boy this road quest remix is weird no? Kappa
Aenir798: This remix has a lot of Norman Reedus in it
beowuuf: reedmix
LordZarano: And then the next solution was tea, cause you have to boil the water to make tea
Lord_ZYRK: Beer does not have enough alcohol for sterility, but boiling water to make beer sure does
PharaohBender27: Good one, @beowuuf ! katesLol
LordZarano: It helps keep it sterile while it's being stored/transported though
TXC2: fun story: the development of tea meant certain Asian people didn't develop the bacteria that digest beer
TXC2: And we back
Lord_ZYRK: Not to mention what was commonly drank was small beer, which has even less alcohol
TheAinMAP: katesAir
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 . . . huh
beowuuf: :D
Tom_Bruise: "Sir, what should we do with the porter? He's been sitting there sleeping for, like, 4 minutes"
PharaohBender27: @Lord_ZYRK Also, as I understand it, it would sometimes have bits in it you could chew
Saulens181: little nit
Saulens181: *bit
TXC2: 5Kg is a deep dish no?
Sogheim: 11 lbs of pizza in a box that resists the weird corrosion of our time? nah.
Mister_BlueSky: Perhaps it's several pizzas.
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 beer is pretty common in Eastern Asia, and I've never heard of anyone having a problem digesting it
Lord_ZYRK: PharaohBender27 filtering is for nerds! :P
lirazel64 has made wassail. It has roasted apples in it, and long ago those were mostly crabapples. So yes, beer with chewies.
PharaohBender27: @Sogheim It's a Chicago deep dish pizza, obviously Kappa
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK Blame my knowledge on BBC science programmes I'm half remembering :p
Saulens181: We still got the Truck!
Sogheim: @PharaohBender27 Chicago doesn't exist anymore. I think you mean "Windy Strands City Style"
Lord_ZYRK: You might be thinking of "Asian Flushing" but I'm not sure that has anything to do with historical tea consumption
PharaohBender27: @Sogheim Oh, right - Wind Knot City :p
Sogheim: I can roll with that
PharaohBender27: Remember, *every* city name has to include the words "Knot City" in it, because *connections*, maaaaaaann
Ivannorr: Just need to get a taller backpack upgrade
WizardZedd: I think you can use Cheat Engine to remove those limits, if you want >_>
TehAmelie: ooh, sweet ride
beowuuf: we roped some MULES and stole their truck
Saulens181: so did we end up taking the pizza delivery?
PharaohBender27: What! lrrPAUL , that guy will go hungry!
TheThromborax: if you move the truck a little closer, you can just move stuff from the truck inventory straight into the paver without having to carry it
TehAmelie: so it's every courier's dream truck?
TXC2: My fair lady is an odd choice for the jingle there
TehAmelie: happy little bridges
Anubis169: your dirt appears to be rising
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Remember, the "London Bridge is falling down" song is something of a leitmotif for this game - his sister sings it to him when they psychically see each other
Saulens181: Speaking of, Bots!
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ah good point
ArcOfTheConclave: other players do it
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah. Or at least partially do it.
HavenJunde: its fine
HavenJunde: probably...
TheThromborax: orange road is "built road"
RebekahWSD: Hello! oooo, cars
TXC2: Die hardman talking about the highway is reminding me of Judge Doom talking about the highway :p
TXC2: Hello RebekahWSD welcome
TehAmelie: is there a Salt Knot City by the way? cause that would be hilarious
RebekahWSD: Exciting sounds for a car....
TheThromborax: does the mule truck not have boost?
HavenJunde: Paul, you can press left stick to boost
RebekahWSD: :O
Sogheim: so this road feels like it doesn't belong in this world
Edgarware: a need for speed!
TheThromborax: you can go 25% faster
TehAmelie: we're cooking with petrol now
TehAmelie: so to speak
Tom_Bruise: So this is how Express Delivery works huh? Boosties?
TXC2: are we breaking the speed limit? are there speed limits?
LordZarano: I thought it was only geared for low range for off road
CAKHost: Why do the streetlights looks like they are still waiting for resources?
RebekahWSD: Awww....good bye road
TehAmelie: this looks like an accident-friendly road
TheThromborax: this is such a fucked up world, because it's a post-scarcity post-apocalypse
Ivannorr: Could put your remaining stuff in it since you are here
BasilHunter: but you have extra right?
RebekahWSD: Uhhhhhhhhhhh
PharaohBender27: UM
TheThromborax: chillax
Juliamon: That's that HZD thing
noSmokeFire: oh hey HZD
WizardZedd: Oh hey, it's a Tallneck from Horizon
Lord_ZYRK: It's a thing from Horizon
Sogheim: you don't have enough likes for the autopaver?
Aenir798: Jurassic Park???
HavenJunde: its a chiralgram
SK__Ren: Horizon Zero Dawn crossover?
TehAmelie: hey you're supposed to be in Horizon Zero Dark
Tom_Bruise: And just like that this game became Horizon Zero Dawn
NightValien28: hahaha
CAKHost: Friend?
TehAmelie: Dawn
TXC2: Straight up tall neck
NightValien28: I was waiting for that
TheThromborax: that
TheThromborax: that's a FlatTop
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
x0den: you got horizon zero dawn in my kojima game
TheThromborax: it's a hologram
NightValien28: references!!!!
Tom_Bruise: or Shadow of the Colossus, who knows really
TehAmelie: can you drive a truck onto its head and activate the area map?
meachamo: is that the map bot from Horizon: Zero Dawn?
SmithKurosaki: nice HZD giraffe
Lord_ZYRK: Weird Yoshi
TXC2: meachamo yeap
TheThromborax: The devs worked with the team from H:ZD on the snow physics
nullvoid8: hello, I have come from the past where Paul was getting dunked on by mules. how did that go, and how much have I missed tonight?
meachamo: that's cool
TheThromborax: when you get to snow, you can tell
BasilHunter: you have 400 metal and 300 ceramics to put into the paver
beowuuf: 1 1/2 hours. future paul trusted in the rope and was knot dissappointed
TheThromborax: and there were some ceramics sitting on the ground RIGHT THERE
PendelSteven: 'Ello
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @PendelSteven
TXC2: Hello PendelSteven welcome
nullvoid8: this is the hzd engine. they were both at a Sony event, and the hzd Devs were like, "hey Kojima, want to use our engine?"
nullvoid8: @beowuuf good to know future Paul is smart
TheThromborax: if you do that, just get everything in the smallest possible units of resources
x0den: as opposed to "thank you, disrespectfully?"
aWabbajack: awabbaThank
Tom_Bruise: Just take it all I suppose?
Ivannorr: 0 Available
Saulens181: Thanks, Pikachu with a Gun!
RebekahWSD: Getting close it seemed?
TXC2: "is it me you;re looking for?"
TehAmelie: i'm glad they were able to do that crossover anyway. guess it's the same publisher and everything
Edgarware: other players can contribute, so it's possible someone else will do it for you
nullvoid8: unfortunately, no. any roads that aren't built are up to you to complete "the last mile"
nullvoid8: at least in my experience
x0den: is it weird that i want to play this game offline?
TehAmelie: maybe. . .the people who designed that robo giraffe even maintained copyright to it
PendelSteven: Hmm
noSmokeFire: ramp it
Lord_ZYRK: Looks like we're going to have to juuump
wench_tacular: anytime now
PendelSteven: Yatta!
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x0den: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: who would think one day we'd miss having the Mass Effect truck
Lord_ZYRK: what a DRIVER
CloudyMrK: ez
PendelSteven: Oh well
Tom_Bruise: So close
beowuuf: never didn't have it
wench_tacular: rocks. our nemesis
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
noSmokeFire: Initial D music starts playing
PendelSteven: I'm still a bit confused
PendelSteven: Oh well, guess we're home
PharaohBender27: @PendelSteven There's . . . a lot of weirdness going on in this game.
PendelSteven: So I've been working on my Modern deck
TheMerricat: so according to the Death Stranding wiki, it is possible for roads to be completed by other players if the auto paver is in the network when donated to.
PendelSteven: I guess some people have worked out that 1 Prismatic Vista is like the 5th Windsweapth Heath in my Devoted Druid deck
Tom_Bruise: hey it's just peer-reviews, nothing personal
Sogheim: so they turn the game into a Traveling Salesman problem?
Tom_Bruise: I bet it involes box hacks
PsychoI3oy: i looked it up when you started the game, let me grab it again
TehAmelie: the optimization matrix has to be enormous
TXC2: it's like 24 hours or something isn't it?
ArcOfTheConclave: the speedrun is just over 4 hours
TheThromborax: 'tis a silly place
Tom_Bruise: we made it halfway across the states in what, 15 hours of gameplay?!
Lord_ZYRK: Not making the same mistake twice
PsychoI3oy: Any% console is 4h 6min, and the 5th place is 5h7min
NavelWarfare: As floridian, can confirm
TheThromborax: "We gave Florida back to Spain"
TehAmelie: we're saving the world (north of Mexico and south of Canada)
PsychoI3oy: any%pc is oddly longer at 4h 54min
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise Yeah, turns out the apocalypse shrunk the lower 48 into 3 acres total Kappa
PsychoI3oy: but there are only 3 pc runs, 6 console
TheMerricat: it looks as if non-revord making speedruns tend to be around five to six hours
RebekahWSD: Ah, reason to make roads even more than "looks nice"
Tom_Bruise: oh good, so now it's an idle game, where you send boxes across roads
PendelSteven: Man, it was 24 C today
keroan0: It's amazing they didn't come up with this beforehand, given the circumstances
x0den: is that a gekko?
TheThromborax: SHOES
Robot_Bones: Metal Gear!?!
wench_tacular: seriously??
TehAmelie: about 66% of a gekko?
TheThromborax: it has shoes
GDwarf: I mean, it's cute, but mildly disconcerting
Invitare: A delivery robot to surpass Metal Gear
TXC2: why does it have an ass?
Lord_ZYRK: Legs that go ALL the way up Kreygasm
TheAinMAP: It has legs.
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 everybody deserves ass
PendelSteven: Now it's about 17, but in the early morning we're expecting 10 C, so I do need to close the windows sooner or later
noSmokeFire: that delivery bot seems like it would be, uh, vulnerable to MULEs
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK touché
TheThromborax: @TXC2 You get what you get wit Hideous Kojima
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
Tom_Bruise: it's like a bot baby
TheThromborax: no spoilers, Paul
TheAinMAP: I was also expecting the robot traveling on roads to have wheels.
Sogheim: sounds like he wants our pee.
TehAmelie: today, the arms race between couriers and robbers. . .gets legs
TheMerricat: I was expecting a robot to have at least four legs if it was going to go with the legs
TheThromborax: the bot also has to travel not-roads
Lord_ZYRK: TheAinMAP it's not old enough to get its driver license yet
theRomanticPast: you need some monster clearly
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, it's time to take your daily dose of exorbitant volumes of Monster Energy"
TehAmelie: all that Monster killed us at last huh
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frnknstn: Here is my tuition payment for Paul's Driving School
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wench_tacular: too long in the bath
Aenir798: Remember: This is your own private room.
Lord_ZYRK: Wrong room, lady NotLikeThis
TheThromborax: TOS! TOS!
Invitare: can't Fragile get her own room?
keroan0: Ma'am, do you not have a shower of your own
Ivannorr: This is going to throw off their data collection
Juliamon: "Private Room" must have a different meaning here
wench_tacular: that shower is for my juices only?
TehAmelie: "i can't even walk around in here, how can you walk into my shower?"
TXC2: now lets see if she dress as fast we do
TheMerricat: this is definitely made before the whole Bill Delphine selling bathwater thing
x0den: teleporter girl bathwater
TXC2: wow couldn't even type it out before she was dressed :p
TheThromborax: Sam, according to our data you are ovulating
Aenir798: Sam is really bad at this whole eye contact thing
TehAmelie: her cactus-model jacket demands incredible dressing skills
BleedingToast: Hello Paul and chat sergeHi
theRomanticPast: but youre clearly french
TXC2: hello BleedingToast welcome
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: something something American exceptionalism
TheThromborax: I 100% believe that New Zealand is fine
TehAmelie: what are these "other nations"? Kappa
Invitare: the other nations are perfectly fine and just completely confused as to what the USA is doing
Tom_Bruise: The rest of the world probably sorted this whole Ghost-thing out already and just didn't bother telling the States
Invitare: Kappa
TXC2: Invitare yes, and how are they in game? Kappa
grim_gnaw: What a subtle outfit she has.
Juliamon: Did the writers get paid extra for every "fuck" they included?
keroan0: I mean the packages ARE pretty well labeled, so that seems like a you problem
BleedingToast: How is the game?
TXC2: Juliamon they have the same Contract as Cameron does for Crapshots Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Tom_Bruise they probably *did* tell the states, but whatever it was involved people working together for the betterment of everyone, AKA SOCIALISM
HavenJunde: "Cogs in a Terrorist Machine" is my punk band name
TehAmelie: i imagine Kojima himself wrote every word of dialogue. and yes he paid himself extra
Ba_Dum_Tish: So how did you survive?
Orgmastron: Nuke mention! It really is a Kojima game!
theRomanticPast: typical strand game
TXC2: what if we chop bodies up, do they still explode then?
Tom_Bruise: "Everything's true, except for all the lies" Yes. That is what truth is. And what lies are.
Tom_Bruise: Thanks game!
TehAmelie: "everything is true, except for all the lies" is my new answer to everything
TXC2: "everything is true, nothing is Cannon"
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BasilHunter: hey she didn't offer a crypto bite this time
wench_tacular: is Timmy stuck down the well?
TehAmelie: a time well?
Tom_Bruise: "Everything is true, except for all the lies... and Destiny. Destiny is still destiny, I guess..."
LordZarano: "All you've got to do is call, and I'll be there, yes I will. You got a friend"
TXC2: spend a lot more time
TheMerricat: is Paul going to accidentally speed run this
Juliamon: And now, your Moment of Mads
TehAmelie: more like Dads Mikkelsen am i right
Ivannorr: A Touch of Mads-ness
PharaohBender27: @Ivannorr lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: 4ish hours for the speedrun
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:27.
Invitare: Do the robots moo?
Invitare: walkers in a Kojima game should moo
ManWithThePlans: That backpack looks a little...unbalancing?
Mushbie: The 'd' in Mads is soft/mute, so its pronounced a bit more like Mas.
TXC2: "do kojima robots dream of electric cows?"
RebekahWSD: I'd love to see a road being built tbh
Tom_Bruise: Build the road, Help those legs with their boxes
noSmokeFire: level 2 boots? so platform shoes
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, are you committed to streaming the entire ending of this game? or are you only going to play until you "get bored"?
wench_tacular: comfy
Sogheim: gotta run, have fun Paul!
TheThromborax: cool!
fcloud: speedrunning the game in 4-5 hours is impressive. it's very much not a speedrun-friendly game
TheThromborax: @fcloud do you know if that's counting cut-scenes, or just gameplay time?
TehAmelie: when do speedrunners ever do easy things
Lord_ZYRK: If we hit episode 400 he might reconsider lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: I mean, we had three different PiFs last year that were around 20 streams each :p
fcloud: real time, but you can skip pretty much all the cutscenes i think
aWabbajack: i clocked 114 hours on ps4. road building is addicting
aWabbajack: 98 on pc too
PharaohBender27: In fact, one of the reasons I was so surprised at how short lrrHEATHER 's PiF was was because I was only able to really watch PiFs starting last spring, and the first three I saw during that period were the third-longest, longest, and second-longest PiFs, IIRC
TehAmelie: watching all the cutscenes reportedly takes just a little less time than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. extended edition
fcloud: watching all the cutscenes will make it much longer of course
Wicker_Guide: that feels restrained for Kojima
TheThromborax: @aWabbajack do you think one version is better than the other?
Invitare: that wasn't a moo
Invitare: 0/10
RebekahWSD: I now love the robots
Anubis169: moo?
TXC2: Anubis169 some robots in MGS moo'd
aWabbajack: pc superior with RTX card for sure @thethromborax
Anubis169: ohh, MGS4 and Rising Revengeance
beowuuf: You can pull a James and just turn your PiF in to a different stream :p
TheThromborax: @aWabbajack aaah. That would be sweet. I only have a 1060 so I'll hold off on that for now.
RebekahWSD: Can have a bit of side quest, as a treat?
aWabbajack: indeed it looks so much better
fcloud: PiF = Play It Forevere ?
fcloud: *Forever
Wicker_Guide: Play it Forward
LordZarano: That's what ...One More is for
nullvoid8: online garage is vehicles that others have put in their garage, but it doesn't steal from them.
WizardZedd: Do you play it solo?
frnknstn: deep rock is great fun even solo
WizardZedd: I've been thinking of checking it out, but I wasn't sure how well it played solo. I should give it a try
frnknstn: with Bosco an Molly
beowuuf: funny, PiF was the one stream that was still supposed to be for playing a game fully, whereas all the other fresh streams were going to be touching on games but not necessarily finishing them. Now I think only crossing the streams tends to be 1 and done?
flikerz1: Edward bosco is in this game? rad!
TheThromborax: Jump The Ravine!!
MAPBoardgames: Bosco is awesome. I prefer playing DRG solo vs. 2p.
MAPBoardgames: 3 or 4 is better than 1 or 2 player
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Not so much one and done, but more "Try this one game every so often, and if we like it, add it to our rotating list"
beowuuf: that's true pharoahbender, but there's no continuity to a crossing the stream if you've not watched for a while
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Oh wait, I misread that
frnknstn: I hopped into random multiplayer games and people all seem friendly, but I prefer not having to deal with that most of the time
TheThromborax: BOOST
TheThromborax: remember boost
TXC2: !clips
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TheThromborax: forgot boost.....
PendelSteven: Oh
beowuuf: did we learn nothing form the start of the game?
RebekahWSD: Uhhhhhh
SurfDownstage: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
SurfDownstage: lrrHERE
MAPBoardgames: Motorcycle made by Skyrihorse
RebekahWSD: You did your best, trike, you did your best
Boon_33: Kinda wish yhou were wearing a helmet, do TBI's not hurt in the future?
Wicker_Guide: main character exemption
Lord_ZYRK: Abandoning that Playstation to the ravine NotLikeThis
TheMerricat: true to form Paul does not care about your PS5 he has his own
TheThromborax: that was probably a PS5
CaptainSpam: Sam Bridges: Dedicated anti-game-preservationist. Kappa
TheThromborax: @TheMerricat several
OldManJohnsonMB: I didn't think we were allowed vehicles in the future. They wouldn't even let you use one to carry the Dead President's Body!
beowuuf: I had 5 PS5's... that were going to be delivered to you. You now have 0 PS5s.
TheThromborax: don't forget wheelies
TheThromborax: wheelies are great for getting over rocks
BasilHunter: dismantlle vehicle?
TXC2: Imagine doing trials on this trike :p
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Lord_ZYRK: Did we just get a response?
CaptainSpam: Huh. It just vanishes, with the refreshing scent of pine.
TheThromborax: oh good. rain
Lord_ZYRK: Or was Sam just talking quietly for that second part?
flufff42: Ah, basalt formations?
TheThromborax: Death Stranding is the kind of game that if it came out when Loading Ready Run was making weekly sketch comedy, I would anticipate at least one video on this game
TXC2: neat
lirazel64: I love that sort of swimming... chutes and ladders!
CaptainSpam: Go there and yell "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!" and see if anyone responds. :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: Suspiciously fast stranding
fcloud: chip engraved with rey mysterio
CaptainSpam: Next rank, Shaker.
TheThromborax: I never did the Strand Contracts with other players thing. I always forgot about it
Lord_ZYRK: Please enjoy this face
PendelSteven: Congratulations!
TehAmelie: and after that, the ultimate Candlestickmaker
lyropithic: Infinite Norman Reedus clones would be an interesting twist
CaptainSpam: J gave you V's face pattern? Um... what happened to V?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Please enjoy this sculpture of somones face
TehAmelie: wait that's another rhyme
wench_tacular: why do we want a new face?
TXC2: so why do we need v's face?
TheThromborax: oh fuck. weather station.
fcloud: i like going to weather station! not too hard, and really pretty
Lord_ZYRK: CaptainSpam well he had this vendetta, and. . .
PharaohBender27: More vehicles to lose!
aWabbajack: wind farm least fav
fcloud: mfer's reverse trike
aWabbajack: ahhh censored names
TheMerricat: so apparently disposing of vehicles wasn't in the game originally and people were using them to troll or grief full by getting them stuck everywhere
TheThromborax: I love when you are walking the wilderness and you come across someone's tricked-out, neon colored vehicle
TheThromborax: always a nice thing to break up the horizon
TXC2: !break
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fcloud: break! break! get up and shake! see what dance moves you can make!
TehAmelie: see if you can dance better than Adam Sandler! you know, achievable goals
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: hiya
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to crash this bike
TehAmelie: these rocks look terrible to make deliveries over
wench_tacular: das boot
fcloud: the trike has its own battery. it doesnt drain sams suit battery
TehAmelie: i wish we could get our 4-wheeler back. it rocked
MAPBoardgames: Paul's headed to a place where decisions are made. Wait, no. That would be a Whether station. my mistake.
TXC2: "have you ever seen the rain?!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think this bike is designed for off road
Tom_Bruise: Wasn't he about to go to a place where they tie a bunch of strands together? Or was that a Tether station?
PendelSteven: It's okay
TehAmelie: remember how we crashed the good nike by trying not to murder the Fragile lady when she teleported in front of us? such innocent times
MaelstronSolenor: this seems like the worst motorcycle in video games....
TehAmelie: bike
fcloud: paul's headed to a place where all the atmospheric changes are trapped. you know, a Weather Stay-tion
PendelSteven: In the Netherlands we're used to walk in the rain
MAPBoardgames: There a special kind of base you can make in minecraft. A Nether station.
fcloud: trike is a big upgrade from walking, as long as you're on road or flat ground. on terrain like this it's terrible
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man that rain would wipe out short lived species.
TXC2: oh yeah that should be soon
beowuuf: oh no, you chose ppr?
TehAmelie: hmm maybe it kills all kinds of bacteria in the wild
Aenir798: April 2nd
LordZarano: Need one of those big many wheeled russian trucks from Spintires
wench_tacular: 2nd
MAPBoardgames: ^
TXC2: !ppr
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PsychoI3oy: what do number 1 grenades do to these things? I forget
TehAmelie: imagine how many meters one of those trucks would make it on battery power. . .
TXC2: stun I think
wench_tacular: yep
PharaohBender27: You did
Aenir798: yes
Boon_33: yeah
beowuuf: yay
Boon_33: Paul did the thing correctly the whole time.
fcloud: ladders are always longer than i expect
TXC2: Paul was smarter then he thought he was
TheMerricat: lol
MAPBoardgames: SMRT!
Boon_33: that must be tough.
Juliamon: When you're so smart you galaxy brain yourself
wench_tacular: that's why he's Paul
TehAmelie: !findquote expect
LRRbot: Quote #1910: "I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude." —Cori [2016-02-19]
TehAmelie: um
fcloud: apropos
fcloud: that's not from a death stranding run, but it SHOULD be
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done.
LRRbot: New quote #7552: "I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done." —Paul [2021-03-31]
TehAmelie: so true
wench_tacular: yoinke
nullvoid8: not cargo, batteries
wench_tacular: their name is litterally on it
NeoSilverThorn: "GrunkleStan". Someone's a Gravity Falls fan.
Wicker_Guide: must be less "sound" than "recognizably human sound"
TheMerricat: can you imagine if this was one of those games where someone just logged out they were done playing for the day they logged back in and their bike has been jacked
wench_tacular: this terrain seems hard on the seating area
Lord_ZYRK: He probably does that for rough terrain
keroan0: Yeah he loves to pop up sometimes
TehAmelie: i guess Sam's lucky he can sot down at all with his bionic trousers
nullvoid8: I think it's the terrain and where you were in the animation
TehAmelie: sit too
HavenJunde: starting to get why someone abandoned their bike here
TXC2: the Romans?
TehAmelie: right, cause no one else in this entire country can do anything
TehAmelie: such main character syndrome
CaptainSpam: This is approaching Skyrim levels of cliff face climbing.
fcloud: the world's premier deliveryman and city-connector is also the world's premier road-builder
Kivipaperisakset: Bikename: SkyrimHorse
Ba_Dum_Tish: Considering that you have items that can construct a tower I am surprised there isn't a road consutruction tool
nullvoid8: I am... impressed that you drive that way round to the weather station
Tom_Bruise: They'd offer help, but all the other Norman Reeduses are off to help other worlds in the Reedus Multiverse
fcloud: oh man, i have to WALK the last three steps? unacceptable
Robot_Bones: Weapons Locked, That means no pissing on anybody
PendelSteven: Correct
TehAmelie: wait does weapons locked mean our fly won't unzip?
Ba_Dum_Tish: When was the last time we met in person people who weren't also delivery people?
PendelSteven: I still don't get the game exactly... Delivery Man: the Game?
TehAmelie: Little Sam is a deadly weapon
fcloud: up till now we've just been guessing how much corellium is needed. we're probably killing peopl left and right, if i'm honest
fcloud: @PendelSteven basically, yes
CaptainSpam: My magic floating necklace of USB sticks will connect us!
MAPBoardgames: "You go not to war with the weapons you want, but the weapons you are born with."
TXC2: PendelSteven you know the Kevin Costner movie the Postman? it's that
Robot_Bones: the measurements they share are 36-28-36
Saulens181: We got a trolley!
RebekahWSD: But without all the weirdness?
Lord_ZYRK: What if it was this but Animal Crossing
Ba_Dum_Tish: Euro truck simulator exists so I could see a Mail Delivery simulator
fcloud: a game like this, but less kojima
Scy_Anide: Like BOTW?
Aenir798: I think that's just Eurotruck Simulator
CodeGrump: Can I have this game, but 80% less-weird?
Wicker_Guide: something other than America conquers the Ghost West
Tom_Bruise: If this had just a bit more colour and a bit less ghosts & stealth, this'd be a great game to wile away while listening to podcasts
nullvoid8: Death stranding, but turn the Kojima dial waaay down
PixelArtDragon: So the "carrying simulator" genre is ripe for more development?
Robot_Bones: I don't know I like the ghosts
TXC2: this game but less Kojima-y
beowuuf: basically kojima succeeds in creating new genres by making people want 'this but less weird/creepy stuff'
RebekahWSD: Rebuilding America game after an apocalypse would be nice, just traveling, seeing shit, repairing shit, sometimes interacting with people
cosmicknight09: Sup I’m new here 🙂
PendelSteven: Hey then
TehAmelie: but metaphors!
Boon_33: You know Paul, it's never to late to go back to the escapist and live on the street.
TXC2: Hello cosmicknight09 welcome
fcloud: this game is pretty desaturated, and yet somehow it's the most colorful kojima game since snatcher/policenauts
TheMerricat: I'm sure you realize it Paul but the baby thing is integral to the story _always_
wench_tacular: we're supposed to plan our routes?
MAPBoardgames: Weather forcast: Rain and ghosts.
fcloud: the mgs games are basically monocrhome
fcloud: *monochrome
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kojima is like garlic and hot peppers. Sometimes you feel like a lot of it but it isn't to everyones taste
Lord_ZYRK: Actually Kojima succeed by making people want "this but the creepy/weird stuff is fine"
Caldurin: Everybody else is working from home
PendelSteven: Oh yeah delivery guy + something with a baby
TehAmelie: can't have a 100+ hour long story extensively about birth and death metaphors without a man carrying a fetus everywhere
Lord_ZYRK: Otherwise he'd be more niche
nullvoid8: I mean, most of them have decent reasons to not leave their houses.
beowuuf: fair
beowuuf: not just because you play henry rollins MiniK
Ba_Dum_Tish: Black flag I recall doing so much ship stuff and so little assassin stuff
wench_tacular: I'm playing it at the moment, sadly they have discontinued the second screen app
fcloud: i never knew about that, that's cool
wench_tacular: you can manage your fleet from the Captains quarters now
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TheMerricat: the app is unfortunately dead as a doorknob.
fcloud: somebody should write a history of irl second screen apps in games. the pocketstation, assassins creed, deus ex had one i think.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Saulens181: Flaoting Carrier!
wench_tacular: neat
Lord_ZYRK: A heart-shaped lake? *Is* this just BotW authThink
Lord_ZYRK: fcloud VMU's
fcloud: right! VMUs!
Lord_ZYRK: I thought that was the raddest shit when the Dreamcast came out
HavenJunde: is it *actually* private tho?
fcloud: safehouse and timefall shelter are two different things
wench_tacular: nice!
Caldurin: Train!
Ivannorr: Tenser's Floating Disk!
fcloud: you said the magic words: "minimal effort"
nullvoid8: bring two, keep one empty to use as a skateboard
MAPBoardgames: I'm reminded of old Final Fantasy games where an item you could carry would be a cabin.
lirazel64: Ooo!
TheMerricat: chat you all remember when this sort of level of cargo carrying was ridiculous to us
TehAmelie: yeah FF8 went the extra mile past tents. there was cabins and cottages and i think something more
Wicker_Guide: it still is @themerricat
TehAmelie: for healing your summons, i think
TXC2: TheMerricat ah yes the halcyon, bygone age of last week :p
nullvoid8: it's online routes
BasilHunter: icon filter?
nullvoid8: pretty sure it ends at the edge of the weather stations wifi
nullvoid8: oh, i guess not
TheMerricat: auto pavers on the network received the benefit of other players contributions auto pavers off the network start off literally with zero materials
Lord_ZYRK: Oh hey, Gravity Falls reference
HavenJunde: you don't have to do them in order
PsychoI3oy: they are in predefined places but you don't have to build in order
CodeGrump: You can use the auto-pavers in any order, but you will wind up with chunks of unconnected roads :)
nullvoid8: no ,you can build them in any order
WizardZedd: Once you've built a section of road, does it stay built permanently in your game? Or does it go away and have to be rebuilt at some point?
TXC2: a 6th sense called better hearing and or smell :p
MAPBoardgames: YEAH! Suck it! Animals!
Lord_ZYRK: Counterpoint: squirrels hide nuts and seeds for winter
aWabbajack: misschloeLove cohh3
lirazel64: Pat the baby?
nullvoid8: @WizardZedd they degrade really slowly. Don't think I ever saw one completely destruct in my playthrough
CodeGrump: Ah, hello DMCA bots. MrDestructoid
jibkat: What about squirrels?
jibkat: Chipmunks?
MaelstronSolenor: yeah, what about animals that prepare for winter?
Lord_ZYRK: Humans evolved from the only other known mammal: whales
TXC2: or bears, or any hibernating animal
fcloud: are you sure sam eats food? never saw him eat anything but cryptobiotes
RebekahWSD: My cat can dream of the future, if her staring forlornly at the food bowl means anything
earlgrey82: heck, dogs plan ahead and hide stuff for later.
HavenJunde: "what's an animal?"
jibkat: Beavers?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think there were birds in the opening cutscene
wench_tacular: vroom!
Alephred: Dead fish and birds.
TehAmelie: hey, there are timefall farms
nullvoid8: that's a cool chase, "this should be on ride, with Norman Reedus"
Lord_ZYRK: I wonder if Thomas Sutherland was going to be a character in Silent Hills authThink
TehAmelie: i wonder if they farm "likes" like we thought though
MAPBoardgames: Is that a bottle of beer called "Timefall Porter"?
lyropithic: Making porter in this setting seems a bit on the nose
AshleyYeo: They use it for fermentation too.
Tom_Bruise: well, not suddenly
Tom_Bruise: takes a bit
MaelstronSolenor: given time and good conditions holding...
PsychoI3oy: Yes, Yes it is.
ArcOfTheConclave: there is a sidequest about that
aWabbajack: cohhEZ cohhBeer cohhSip cohhBeer
TehAmelie: ah, just like Pale aged liquor in Disco Elysium
PsychoI3oy: because of course it's a porter beer
nullvoid8: honestly Paul, the answer to most of your questions about obvious consequences is "keep playing, they asked in game too"
beowuuf: it used to be in bigger parts
nullvoid8: and non-obvious consequences
Lord_ZYRK: Tell her. . . to suck eggs, whatever those are
Tom_Bruise: tell her "I've got nothing to say"
TXC2: "tell her I said: hello"
Lord_ZYRK: ^ PrideLaugh
beowuuf: she'll know what it means
MAPBoardgames: 1000 year old eggs?
Boon_33: starting to worry that USB keys have alot of power in this world.
TehAmelie: i want one of those movie necklaces that can be melodramatically ripped off your neck as many times as you like without breaking
Riiiiiiis: TehAmelie Magnets!!
beowuuf: nanomachines!
TehAmelie: probably the most realistic solution
Tom_Bruise: wait, so stealth gameplay has been enhanced by parrying enemy sight?
Tom_Bruise: Stealth Parry let's go
jibkat: You should always expect the fire nation
jibkat: Its kindof their thing you know
fcloud: 9:00am: plant -- 12:30pm: harvest
CodeGrump: Is that the voice of Adam Jenson from Deus Ex?
TheMerricat: so I know we're joking about the ripping the necklace off every time thing but they do actually sell claps that are supposed to be used for breakaway necklaces and bracelets they're usually aimed for kids so they don't accidentally hang themselves but they do sell them
RebekahWSD: Tear away collars are also a thing for cats, so they don't get stuck
TehAmelie: neat
wench_tacular: no rest for the wicked. or sam
keroan0: Timefall would work really good for food actually - plant, rain, accelerated growth, profit!
TXC2: "woooooah we're half way there!"
MAPBoardgames: While you are there, pick me up a 6-pack.
RebekahWSD: Return trip means we can build that road on the way?
fcloud: there are a few solo women preppers. not as many as men though
HavenJunde: timefall farming would be so much work...
aWabbajack: beer?! cohhBeer
jibkat: Preppers tend to have another use for women...
PharaohBender27: HSCheers
beowuuf: get back here, we have a beermergency
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhBeer
WizardZedd: I feel like the problem with timefall farming would be controlling it. If it rains a bit too long, all your crops rot in the fields :(
PharaohBender27: Uh-oh, is it timefalling outside?
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, Five-o-Clock was twenty hours ago, where's the brewskies?"
Riiiiiiis: Wicker_Guide like irl, just accellerated a lot
jibkat: Sam, its millertime
CaptainSpam: "We desire something a bit better than that swill you delivered to the other place. We want some Porter Port."
TehAmelie: you'll need a way to quickly cover the fields as needed
Riiiiiiis: Wicker_Guide ohh wrong wi*
ArcOfTheConclave: @WizardZedd that's why they need good forcasts
TheMerricat: @wizardzedd extendable roofing?
TXC2: also we saw a person age like 40 years in secounds to the time fall
PixelArtDragon: !next
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lyropithic: That's it for this... session ale?
PharaohBender27: We'll get to figure out what the birthday event is next stream!
beowuuf: thanks for the stream
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
aWabbajack: thanks for stream
TXC2: !events
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PsychoI3oy: 👍
GapFiller: w/ a break between PiF and CP+ presumably
frnknstn: thanks Paul!
CaptainSpam: The Mother of All Games.
nullvoid8: what time is it in the moonbase atm?
TheMerricat: hype!
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:04 PM
nullvoid8: ty
MAPBoardgames: You can use the wayback to play scorched earth right now!
TXC2: 8 people? that's like a whole third of LRR Kappa
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming!
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !discord
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Boon_33: Bye Paul!
PendelSteven: Bye bye
beowuuf: bye paul
TXC2: !twitter
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TXC2: !ytmember
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TehAmelie: launching missiles at your friends, always a good time
Boon_33: Bye chat see you soon!
TXC2: goodnight everybody
nullvoid8: bye paul, bye all
beowuuf: bye chat!
PharaohBender27: So long, everyone! o/
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DeM0nFiRe: Just say a MULE stole those sub welcomes
LoadingReadyRun: Darn those MULEs! Always stealing stuff