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gnome_friend: !advice
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rasterscan: !next
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rasterscan: Any word on who's playing today?
Juliamon: Not yet
rasterscan: @Juliamon Righto
rasterscan: Ty@
djalternative: Hey Chat, I got my first stabbing today!
Juliamon: Congrats!!
gnome_friend: How professional was the stabbist?
djalternative: what surprised me the most was how efficiant it was. Once I got there, the whole process took like a literal 3 minutes
gnome_friend: Vaccinations are so much better than getting blood drawn
rasterscan: Especially when they're intramuscular so they don't need to find the vein
Juliamon: I respectfully disagree with vaccinations being "better" as they hurt for longer than blood draws.
Juliamon: I say this as someone who gets blood drawn regularly and has to stab their thigh monthly.
gnome_friend: Make sense, I just get way more anxious in the moment with blood draw
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrGRAHAM ? lrrADAM ? lrrJAMES ?
gnome_friend: #blameJames
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
gnome_friend: !quote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #6416: "I straight-up don't know what's going on with you guys." —Dale, as GM [2019-09-23]
gnome_friend: "Gooftown" sounds like a Graham expression
rasterscan: !findquote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #4674: "Even without Dale making things up, there are carnivorous trees on Chult." —Dale [2018-02-12]
djalternative: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: !card grinning ignus
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
rasterscan: BTW, if anyone hasn't caught last night's Shellshock stream, you gotta go watch the VOD
twistedlock23: Yes watch the shellshock stream it was HILARIOUS
djalternative: So, are we just watching the goofy movie for today's stream?
djalternative: We have to get to gooftown somehow
gnome_friend: I'm assuming we're watching some sort of magic
Earthenone: hyuck?
djalternative: Maybe all both mtg stream then
lirazel64: Wheee!
gnome_friend: lrrGRAHAM lrrADAM
Mistborn83: We are going to gooftown?
Mistborn83: Population Us?
gnome_friend: !findquote goof
LRRbot: Quote #3153: "Crisis on Infinite Goofs" —Beej [2016-08-08]
djalternative: according to the title we are
Delmeriv_Shamas: Hello everyone!
gnome_friend: sergeHi
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ChainedDreamer: This means everyone has to talk like a disney character right?
djalternative: So we're playing 24 Uro then
Mistborn83: I already talk like a Disney character
gnome_friend: Road Quest!
Earthenone: new historic, who dis?
ritchards: Time to drive some cars!
gnome_friend: Time to lrrEFF some trains!
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: We're HERE!
shinjidotcom: LETS GO
manfred909: hallie2Hello
artisticallylicensed: lets go
gnome_friend: !card dream stalker
LRRbot: Dream Stalker [1U] | Creature — Illusion [1/5] | When Dream Stalker enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
BusTed: hi
RockPusher: They're Here!!!!!!
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djalternative: hear me out, 100 cards, jace and oracle, omniscience, and as many draw spells as possible
twistedlock23: nice
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
RockPusher: mmmmm, sausage roll
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tyrew0rm: mmm, tasty
shinjidotcom: holy shit thats a green screen it took me a second
BusTed: I guess it was.
ChainedDreamer: that was indeed wery crisp
Mistborn83: we are well on our way to Gooftown
RockPusher: never gonna get mad about a good sausage roll
HundreydAundre: Logo-Calzation.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun So, a deck with only cards you can remember the nicknames for?
Phrawger: the april fools were the friends we made along the way, after all
Aitsu111: that theme is so good
constablecrab: I assume "A really good sausage roll" is the opposite of "a ham sandiwch"?
electra310: Put a little in the flavor-saver
gnome_friend: Absolutely hilarious
LordSaphni: Oh this event was something
samu_btdp1985: so I have a deck for you
felrender: 25 SHOCKS BABY LET'S GO
nolongerupsidedownman: As Richard Garfield intended
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: burning tree emissary all the way
themlin: mill crabs!
djalternative: Scutes?
felrender: 225 SHOCKS BABY LET'S GO
moonwaffers: 250 card deck of only charmed strays
TehAmelie: Mishra's Factories?
internetFionna: i've been seeing a lot of 200+ decks in standard ladder, it's, absurd,
coachNelly: Oh man good someone else is playing this garbage. I had to jam like 8 games before I won one
mfpromo: stitcher supply
Dmc3628: new historic? it's jsut Supplier's and Chills all the way down
BraveJRL: Creeping chill?
samu_btdp1985: banned tribal
HundreydAundre: The new Californication.
HundreydAundre: What colour?
baskwalla: Oko is playable :)
djalternative: stitcher's apprentice?
chipbloss: meddling mage?
niccus: i used a meta-degenerate deck with Runed Halo, Legion's End, and Necromentia
coachNelly: Secretkeeper
flatluigi: creeping chill yes
gibbousm: Petitioner?
themlin: 25 okos
ryanthedespoiler: I just rewatched the whole road quest series, and I just bought big circles album. Now I can listen to it while I drive
ravenlord_xix: set the format in the drop down
flatluigi: you need to set your deck format
gibbousm: Merfolk Secret Keeper
remyjette: change format ?
LordSaphni: set your format
samu_btdp1985: oko and uro
ArdCollider: I'm new to Arena, built the Lurrus weenie last night, and got a win, so that was my NH experience
bytecaster: Select foramt?
gibbousm: Stitcher's SUPPLIER
coachNelly: Stitcher
djalternative: apprentice
bytecaster: *format
BraveJRL: Stitchers supplier
AfroThoz: I went for all Thieves' Guild Enforcers. Best day for it.
HundreydAundre: !card Creeping Chill
LRRbot: Creeping Chill [3B] | Sorcery | Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life. / When Creeping Chill is put into your graveyard from your library, you may exile it. If you do, Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life.
coachNelly: But secretkeeper is kinda better
themlin: i played against that as a crab mill deck
RockPusher: MTG Clicker
gamercat88: he is over 9000
niccus: i think this dies to legion's end + necromentia
HundreydAundre: How bout up to n i c e?
RassilonDND: And this....is to go....even further beyond!
elah806: Wasn't there a crapshot about this
BusTed: ahhhhhh
josh___something: Excuse?!
Ranakel: You monster!
coachNelly: So I never won this deck but I did win with tuned halo and lost legacy
ChainedDreamer: Adam is already att ams sound levels.
BraveJRL: I would also suggest playing some village rites. It’s a great mirror breaker @loadingreadyrun
ravenlord_xix: if you type in swamp and click the land button, it'll give basics
HundreydAundre: Oh, I get it. You only really need 1 swamp per hand & every stitcher is G A S.
coachNelly: *runed halo
twistedlock23: I want to try this only shock and mountain deck lol
Robot_Bones: Riley played mono meddling mage dot deck
Skudd: I haven't lost a single game of this event yet. 15x Fervent Champion, 10x Cavalcade of Calamity, 15x Mountain.
LordSaphni: Charmed Cat only is pretty funny
ravenlord_xix: so do you mulligan low every game?
Dmc3628: Amy played Charmed stray dot deck
samu_btdp1985: uro oko hydroid krasis
a_ytp_fan: this is where the fun begins
Countjondi: hahahahahahah
Countjondi: you should have screenshot that hand
coachNelly: I like that red deck @skudd
CururuGuasu: Goblin Gatherings and Cavilcade of Callamitirs
niccus: lmao
coachNelly: Mulligan
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun a deck that you can only make out of cards you remember the lrr nickname for
LordSaphni: legion's end is very popular
TehAmelie: at least two forms of hot loose horse puckey should mix nicely
grgriffin3: Oh, this is gonna be funny
HundreydAundre: Two, so too speak, Half-Arsed Diplomacy.
moonwaffers: they win this matchup usually
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
grgriffin3: Bruuuuuuuuuutal!
HundreydAundre: xD
Dmc3628: welcome to the trash fire
a_ytp_fan: gg
moonwaffers: but it does come down to who goes first
Dashiell: simply too powerful
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown
Phrawger: oh my god
internetFionna: sdfghdgj omg
manfred909: lol
felrender: UNBEATABLE
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darkora: What the bus did I just witness?
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grgriffin3: Ladies and gentlemen, we have solved the format
AfroThoz: we found the fool!
gamercat88: lrrHORN hrpgHype
RockPusher: gabyLul
fox_of_forest: Seventy Seven Seven Dwarves and a fling!
hippitybobbity: God's perfect deck
ashteranic: rofl
ChainedDreamer: It's just a prank brooo.
coachNelly: Nice work gamer
Mistborn83: I know understand Gooftown
flukeyluke89: can you optimise it by doing 80 suppliers and 120 chills?
Swordsman_24: Sweet Jesus
Aitsu111: pack rat black leyline and swamps
ravenlord_xix: in before you face a meddling mage deck
coachNelly: They play a second plains and a runed halo?
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: 100 seven dwarves
twistedlock23: OMG I need to play this holy shit
Mistborn83: eaxact same hand
twistedlock23: I can finally win a game
Phrawger: those chills are different i'm sure
RassilonDND: does the shuffler not work with so many cards?
Mistborn83: are we in a time loop
NDCazzy: I ran 23 of one card and 17 swamp I don't remember what it was ... a rare from m21
hippitybobbity: good enough last game this hand cant fail us now
Isaac3567: Im waiting for the mirror match
niccus: yeah this is a clown fiesta of degenerate decks
Earthenone: theres only 3 cards, dupicate hands are quite likely
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RockPusher: uh oh!
grgriffin3: Format un-solved again
Phrawger: the deck wouldn't fail us
RogueLink: wait... wait...you can have more than 4 of each!?
LordSaphni: there is a layline of lanaware deck out their
bv310: I'm trying out just 23 Meddling Mages and some lands
twistedlock23: 2 types of people in this. People who use this as an opportunity to test decks, and people who go to cursed decks
Ard_Rhys: hoof maybe
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LarkSachrosis: !card Creeping Chill
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RevolverRossalot: Is OP running mono-Pathways for the mana base? That's cunning!
AfroThoz: never cast a creeping chill. NEVER!
SuperWill123_: wait HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS
RassilonDND: I went too fair and just did a silly amount of mill
RockPusher: and we died
niccus: we found the loss condition
twistedlock23: imagine actually playing
ravenlord_xix: the hubris!
misspokeycat: 11 Runed Halos 12 Meddling mages
felrender: The ride ends
SuperWill123_: lytWORRY
twistedlock23: couldn't be me
Mistborn83: send two hold one back?
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun clearly all your lands should be phyrexian towers
Swordsman_24: I didn’t get the joke earlier. I took my historic dragons deck into this mess. It didn’t go well
MrUglama: you gotta mulligan more G
Earthenone: !card creeping chill
LRRbot: Creeping Chill [3B] | Sorcery | Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life. / When Creeping Chill is put into your graveyard from your library, you may exile it. If you do, Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life.
Skudd: If they block they probably lose
coachNelly: I think they have lethal next turn
gehennam_reborn: so, am I the only one who feels like the change to historic is probably wizards screwing with us for April 1st?
nolongerupsidedownman: Are you approaching me?
azureHaights: Well, they can't kick our ass without walking closer
Mistborn83: opps deck is neat
ArdCollider: @Swordsman_24 same here, except I'm so new that whoever I was up against also took it seriously
phoenixofthelight: What format is this?
coachNelly: That was with the hoof plan so now idk
RevolverRossalot: Maybe you want 10% Village Rites..?
RogueLink: I wanted to build a deck for this, but I couldn't imagine what sorts of nonsense I should build. lol
Countjondi: I just went in for a game, and opp conceded after the first stitcher resolveed
NDCazzy: thieves guild enforcer....
twistedlock23: ngl I hope they keep this format for more than just april fools cause this seems like it could be real fun lol
ashiok_nightmare_moose: time to take a break
tyrew0rm: @gehennam_reborn its 100% the aprils fools thing
Phrawger: this deck is cool
SuperWill123_: OHO
HundreydAundre: Uh Hoof hath cometh...
SuperWill123_: orz
Clypheous: What in the world...
Isaac3567: What about a bunch of Gray Merchants?
AfroThoz: statistically speaking...
niccus: spookiest hand possible
LarkSachrosis: !card Creeping Chill
LRRbot: Creeping Chill [3B] | Sorcery | Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life. / When Creeping Chill is put into your graveyard from your library, you may exile it. If you do, Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life.
nathanwide9001: magic as Garfield intended
Mistborn83: I mean there is only 100 copies of it
Earthenone: gary is too expensive
Dashiell: this is just unlucky. the deck is perfect
azureHaights: So what is this format called? Twist-oric?
saffroncorjay: I'd be cool with this being like a monthly event or something
Countjondi: Saffron Olive went through a whole video of playing modern jund acting as if it was the most jankiest stuff the whole time
nolongerupsidedownman: And the deck construction rules are the very original ones when Magic first came out
felrender: oh "from your library", damn
grander_pastures: Gary needs more than 1 land to work too fair
Micsig: shouldn't you be sending the usppliers?
SuperWill123_: we ded
sacrenos: ok, I missed the premise of this format... It's a joke, but what IS the format? :P
AfroThoz: who needs hoof?
Bionull: I tried making this one but it didn't go well for me for this reason. Best luck so far has been soul's attendants plus ajani's primates.
RassilonDND: i feel like we need more lands and stitchers, but maybe i am the fun police
HundreydAundre: Nah, you just block all of it.
flatluigi: OBEY COOPERATE
HundreydAundre: oof.
Mistborn83: that third sun is the one you really have to watch out for
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NDCazzy: i suggest thieves guild enforcer
PrancerInflatableReindeer: i have 15 mountains fervent cchamp and 2 cleave
AfroThoz: add in agadeems awakening
HundreydAundre: UHHHhhhhhh 1 More?!
Zath_: I found Meddling Mage + Thoughtsize to be basically unbeatable
RogueLink: WAIT WAIT... 100 EACH!?
NDCazzy: mill them
HorizonFallacy: @sacrenos og magic, min deck of 40, no max of a card
RogueLink: I missed that. lol
niccus: does everyone instinctively name their decks "hell" for this event
tinaun: how does this deck beat meddling bmage
tyrew0rm: less chill more suppliers
Marcanius: Village Rites to sac the Suppliers
Ard_Rhys: you need like 20 more swamps
HundreydAundre: 6>NICE<9
RogueLink: this is amazing.
sacrenos: @HorizonFallacy nice xD
PixelArtDragon: This may sound weird, but you might actually want to play fewer overall. Trust me, I'm a mathematician.
JohnPraw: You can replace some of the lands with the London Mulligan.
Micsig: I threw in silversmote ghoul
bjorlamn: Put in a bunch of village rites?
Earthenone: how do you beat runed halo turbo?
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: god's perfect deck
flatluigi: gj
RogueLink: omg
Phrawger: ultimate magic hero
Mistborn83: VICTORY!
RockPusher: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
saffroncorjay: gg
Ranakel: Oh my god, he's popping off!
RassilonDND: We won, but at what cost
AfroThoz: turn 1 kill with mono black. The holy grail!
MrUglama: nice
dierobarbarian: POWERSTONE SHARD!!!
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ThespianEU: just as richard garfield intended
Boon_33: lol
asbayen: Howabout all thieves guilds? It gets crazy FAST
hippitybobbity: lightly undefeated
XavusGaming: I think all these "How do you beat..." questions kind of miss the point
dierobarbarian: POWERSTONE SHARD
Earthenone: deck idea, 200 runed halo, 50 plains
grander_pastures: Opponent found the line
LackingSanity_: all according to Garfield
Zath_: Meddling Mage! Don't let them cast spells
lirazel64: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
niccus: runed halo + lost legacy and shocklands
coachNelly: It just bears this deck
HundreydAundre: Plu u u u s; One More?!
Bionull: All theives' guild was very much the counter to my pridemate deck
Henshini: I vote for meddling mage
RomanGoro: Did we already do Bumps dot deck? or are bumps not on Historic?
Ranakel: How about nothing but lands and Oko? Like, no wincon or anything. Just Oko.
Countjondi: all crab action
internetFionna: i'm so tempted to hop into this and make something gross
elah806: Maelstrom Pulse seems OP in this format
misspokeycat: @earthenone ulamog tibalts trickery is really good
ashiok_nightmare_moose: is there a turbo fog?
coachNelly: Lost legacy, runed halo, godless shrine, and then maybe some gaea’s blessing and possibly a green source
tyrew0rm: can i recommend all Burning-Tree Emissary
samu_btdp1985: I have uro oko deck which Is silly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 60 plains, 190 Charmed Stray.
moonwaffers: meddling mages and legions end is pretty good
grander_pastures: Splendid choice opponent
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themlin: heres a list, 8 ruin crab, 8 snow crab, 2 mill enchantment, 4 mill guy from jumpstart, rest land
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elah806: is this the format where whisper squad actually does something
kopflurch123: what deck is that
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LordSaphni: lost legacy or necromentia kills decks like these
kopflurch123: seems illegal
LarkSachrosis: Oof
Bionull: I also had decent luck ghitu plus a ton wizard's lightning.
saffroncorjay: that deck is SO BIIIIG
RockPusher: Attacking for the rubbins
PixelArtDragon: Honestly, Thoughtseize and Waste Not being the entire deck would be sweet
BaskinRootwalla: all charmed strays
HundreydAundre: Half-Arsed Diplomacy!
grander_pastures: Oh very illegal
bv310: 23 Crab, 7 Island, 10 Fabled Passage
Mistborn83: dumb
InnerKnightmare: are you playing witht he new set?
w_nightshade: I never get to watch live from Scotland! Hooray!
Mistborn83: lol
Ranakel: I've never been so engaged in a match of Magic
ChainedDreamer: Suck skill
RassilonDND: The evil has been defeated
RogueLink: This format is awful. I love it.
SolarBlitz1: Okay, I've just got to this stream, what kind of degeneracy is this?
HundreydAundre: OH, [REDACTED]
PenutKing: 100% skill!
azureHaights: They don't even get to be 16/16s
Kitmat: 250 ghost quarters
Countjondi: what wheels are legal in historic?
LarkSachrosis: So dumb, it's perfect.
samu_btdp1985: what utter nonsense
misspokeycat: Runed Halo tribal is amazing
Sage0fMadness: the deck name LUL
hippitybobbity: This is the greatest deck of all time
Countjondi: ALL CRAB
samsoni1: Man yugioh hasnt changed from when i playewd
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omdorastrix: magic magic magic magic magiiiiiiic!
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samsoni1: 'game still ends in 3 turns
accountmadeforants: Just 12 Okos, 12 Uros, and 16 of the UG Pathways.
TehAmelie: how do we feel about Hypnotic Specters and Dark Rituals? too unfunny?
coachNelly: You can try the same deck you’re playing but with secretkeeper and a the blue/black pathway
mfpromo: legions end, argur of bolas, necrmentia
misspokeycat: Runed Halo and meddling mage tribal
ElektroTal: white weenie is the way
LordSaphni: Yidaro, Wandering Monster Spin to win @LoadingReadyRun
coachNelly: I played 15 shrines, 10 halo, 13 legacy and two blessing
Micsig: damn, i didn't even think of running all duals
djalternative: Mono-Crabs deck
Ranakel: What's your stance on literally nothing but lands and Oko?
SuperWill123_: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
samu_btdp1985: oko uro tribal
josh___something: YES
AfroThoz: play all ornithopters
ThespianEU: delete dek.dek
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Lost Legacy instead?
RockPusher: Target Player
coachNelly: Lol Adam good point
niccus: yeah, Lost Legacy is the 'safe' version that just draws cards
LordSaphni: legions End
accountmadeforants: There's also the Kaladesh card
sacrenos: seething song, dragon storm, any rediculous dragon a bunch of times? :P
tinaun: i like sultai "control" with oko, uro and tsiese
LordSaphni: Lost Legacy is safer
misspokeycat: oko is too slow for this format :)
CururuGuasu: I just tried that first deck and got paired against a mill deck :)
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sacrenos: thopter + cranial plating
BaskinRootwalla: massacre wurm?
coachNelly: I lost to blue/green pathway, goose, and oko
azureHaights: Wait, was Necromentia the one with What's In Your Hand as the nickname
Bionull: I tried ornithopters plus village rites plus thassa's oracle, but it wasn't great.
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JohnPraw: Could do Ornithopters with the enchantment that makes them 5/5s
misspokeycat: Ornithopter Ulamog Trickery is crazy
accountmadeforants: You need to turn on "Not Collected"
matthaus_c: gotta turn on cards not collected
HundreydAundre: Well, at least there be a April 1st themed stream.
djalternative: ornithopters with trickery is usually the way people play it in new historic
coachNelly: Ornithopter and an anthem?
RockPusher: Token generation crash Arena challenge?
LordSaphni: you don't own it
asbayen: SCUTE SWARM
coachNelly: Oh hey there’s a white anthem from kaldheim that picks a creature type
Countjondi: it can't name ornithopter though
HundreydAundre: Oh, actually I forgot Riley's preview card. If anyone wants to check that out.
malexus101: thoughtseize+death's shadow tribal?
laikagoat: you dont
HundreydAundre: It's nasty in Grixis rummage.
TehAmelie: wait, does unlimited cards mean you can run 20 dual lands? cause that would double the ridiculousness
misspokeycat: you don't have to craft any
AfroThoz: dont craft
accountmadeforants: If you build from the page you don't have to craft
SuperWill123_: edit the deck in the event's page
Micsig: do it from the event page
LordSaphni: you do
coachNelly: Do it from event page
SuperWill123_: or make it the "new historic" format
coachNelly: No
coachNelly: No crafty
LordSaphni: oh you don't?
niccus: that might take a while...
PixelArtDragon: Just submit it
asbayen: SCUTE SWARM WITH 100 LANDS AND 100 PASSAGES
coachNelly: No craft time
Micsig: create works from there too
TheOtherTrevor: 15
Timonic: Thoughtseize, see there hand, then use lost legacy.
coachNelly: Or make a new deck from the event page also works I think
RomanGoro: Easy on the caps, asbayen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @asbayen Way too slow.
matthaus_c: 1 Scute Swarm Kappa
HundreydAundre: You can have petitioner's, seven dwarves, and draw pingers just to dome. (...& uhhh, Jace/Oracle.)
rustenskurk: Hmm how many plains for 100 Charmed Strays?
Archsmurf: In my experience theres a lot of decks you just miss.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: 100
LarkSachrosis: *Hell by KGLW echoes through the countryside*
SuperWill123_: REMEMBER that Lost Legacy can't hit artifacts
ThespianEU: this is definitely a format that encourages exact science
gnome_friend: !findquote reindeer
LRRbot: Quote #1532: "Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans." —Graham [2015-03-27]
Archsmurf: Emry wins
Dmc3628: and that's wy we run legion's end and necromentia
samu_btdp1985: necromentia
Dashiell: just multiply all the numbers by 10 to be safe
HundreydAundre: *cricket noises*
misspokeycat: "new historic"
Archsmurf: And summons 100 zombies
Professor_Rakor: What hot shenanigans am i even looking at?
KitteyWolf: @gnome_friend thanks now i need to go rewatch that horrorshow... xD
Thane1607: it's 8am, why am I awake?
Archsmurf: You should get Maelstrom Pulse
LurkerSpine: oh not a creeping chill deck
Timonic: It only summons zombies if they are in hand
Furvias: I mean Jace Mind Sculptor seems on theme
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coachNelly: There’s godless shrine
Timonic: Then you need a win con
accountmadeforants: There's also the Dimir one that exiles four cards, but also hits lands
djalternative: Switch all the swamps for the black pathways and just play them as swamps
niccus: wincon is mill, necromentia their deck away
TotallyNotaBeholder: "help"?
PixelArtDragon: "help"
matthaus_c: you could have your whole manabase be Watery Grave and use Unmoored Ego
misspokeycat: add some deaths shadows in there for good measure :)
Moonspeak721: someone did something like this to me this morning and i wound up with nothing but swamps in my hand deck and library
Zath_: You might want a win con
RogueLink: how do you....win?
Timonic: We can't mill them out they will still have basics
misspokeycat: and all shock lands
Archsmurf: Instantly loses to Tibalt's Trickery etc.
niccus: unmoored ego only hits 4
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This decks out against an opponent with a 250 card deck.
accountmadeforants: Unmoored Ego, exile their lands :D
capsrule2222: Add 5 yargles as a wincon
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Thane1607: it's 8 am, why am I awake?
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coolnezz09: How do you win?
coachNelly: Cut those thoughtseizes
matthaus_c: you get to cast it more Kappa
Furvias: @coachNelly you make them hate you
TheThirdTail: I have no idea what's happening.
Ranakel: @LoadingReadyRun New idea: Take the high road, outplay the format itself. Do a Rat Colony or Persistent Petitioners deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, but a 250 card deck has enough lands to outlast you.
Archsmurf: Just remove their fun cards and theyll concede on their own
josh___something: getting their deck to go away is LIKE winning
Micsig: We've missed out on ye old bolts and mountains deck with the release timing NotLikeThis
Dashiell: just delete the fun
flatluigi: they started removing the cancel button when it doesn't work
misspokeycat: All charmed stray is a fun one too
twistedlock23: rat colony :D
niccus: treasure hunt oracle is too slow...
samu_btdp1985: I won with ok and uro
twistedlock23: I needc to do that
PixelArtDragon: Why play the cards without restrictions when ANY card has no restriction?
RogueLink: LOL
SuperWill123_: I made a meme deck where it's all Simic fast-land, Oko, and Spark-double
matthaus_c: !card necromentia
LRRbot: Necromentia [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose a card name other than a basic land card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles their library, then creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each card exiled from their hand this way.
SolarBlitz1: Necromentio is Opponent
ThespianEU: yeah target opponent :(
SuperWill123_: this can ONLY go well
HundreydAundre: I want myself an Elk army by the end of this day, maybe... (In other words, A REALLY BAD TIME To Remember when up against opponents for the rest of the month.)
theinvisiblevoice: sadly no
josh___something: Dang
floki4242: I run a haunt of Hightower Mill deck I've done some very degenerate things with it in historic
LurkerSpine: Fireblade Charger, Colossus Hammer, Thud, Resolute Strike
Ranakel: Curse you card!
misspokeycat: !card charmed stray
LRRbot: Charmed Stray [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Lifelink / When Charmed Stray enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control named Charmed Stray.
kristof162028: hello g how r u doing today?
acuilador: might be
acuilador: ?
hippitybobbity: 40 mountains 80 Adventure Giants, i say
TehAmelie: chat is excited eh
samu_btdp1985: uro. deck is silly
spleenlord: Can we do Oko in this?
matthaus_c: uh oh, I think the network did a bad on us
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun they updated the waiting screen so now the cancel button will always work but it now disappears when you've found an opponent but are still connecting
RassilonDND: is oko banned in new historic?
misspokeycat: Oko is not banned
niccus: you can do oko! you can do field of the dead! you can do teferi!
capsrule2222: Make it yargle control and win by swinging with a 7/3
AfroThoz: @RassilonDND noko
internetFionna: literally no ban list
samu_btdp1985: oko is legal
flatluigi: i'm having trouble connecting here as well
LordSaphni: 12 oko, theif of crowns, 12 uro's 12 barckhannel pathways
mtvcdm: (shows up and randoms Scryfall until a couple cards show up that seem like they'd make A Deck, just for the laughs of it).... Pore Over The Pages, Aven Mindcensor, Elderfang Disciple. Sure. Those. I don't play Magic I don't know if I did anything good.
ThespianEU: your elo in new historic is too high
TheWarbo: I wonder if there's anything that can be done with like an entire manabase of Mystic Sanctuary
LurkerSpine: Oko is too slow
Boon_33: Are the Arena servers being choked by teh cheeze?
flatluigi: i think the network's falling over
wurmbane: 40 Charmed Cats; 20 Plains
tycoonbosh: I'm having queue issues too, drawing 4 times in a row now.
SuperWill123_: methinks the servers are down'
misspokeycat: all nexus of fate is crazy
Lord_Hosk: Because they are afraid of your deck Graham... THEY ARE AFRAID
accountmadeforants: RassilonDND No, I ran 12 Okos, 12 Uros and 16 Pathways. It's bad but hilarious.
Timonic: Oko is too slow.
asbayen: I'm getting black screens
saffroncorjay: Cheer100 just lost to a deck that cast Ornithopter, countered it with Tibalt's Trickery and cheated out Ulamog turn one. this meta is great
ravenlord_xix: I was just having an issue on mobile where it was stuck on Waiting on Server, no the app won't even open
AfroThoz: yeah i cant get into arena :/
themlin: 24 yargle?
tyrew0rm: 48 Forests, 72 Burning-Tree Emissary
darkflame0994: Adam just revealed he's a terminator, run!!!!
accountmadeforants: So I swapped a land for a Nexus of Fate.
misspokeycat: Nexus of fate oko is super crazy
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mtvcdm: !card pore over the pages
LRRbot: Pore Over the Pages [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards, untap up to two lands, then discard a card.
ElektroTal: i burned the dickens out of my arm today so you should play burn
PrancerInflatableReindeer: lol adam got replaced by an alien i think
kaboomjr26: Rrrrrrr
LazyAsian: i think the server is down
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trickery costs 2.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 15 gyruda 10 clones 15 llanowar elves + lands
coolnezz09: I can’t log into arena :(
saffroncorjay: maybe turn 2
Professor_Rakor: simian...spirit guide?
rustenskurk: I think there are server problems, I also just had to wait for a long time and then got an instant draw
samu_btdp1985: oko is not too slow I run all the banned cards in simic
Bionull: I've run into a lot of the ornithopter trickery
sacrenos: soo... why not have 100 black lotueses? :P
mtvcdm: !card aven mindcensor
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
flatluigi: i'm not connecting to anything here
PixelArtDragon: I think it broke
HundreydAundre: ONCE UPON A TRICKERY...
RockPusher: We memed so hard we broke Arena
nathanwide9001: I'm getting the same thing as you...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Your cancel was TOO strong
samu_btdp1985: oh no
Moonspeak721: i'm stuck in queue too
Angreed66: sometimes it does this
LordSaphni: my arena is broken as well
asbayen: I think its crashing
RassilonDND: did the magic server just crash?
ChainedDreamer: Guess cancel button didn't work huh
Juliamon: Format too powerful
tazmanace: Servers broken by this crazy format
floki4242: I turn someone's eldrazi into a frog the next turn it was great
Earthenone: welp, i guess we need to go to modo?
matthaus_c: someone broke it with the Scute Swarm deck someone mentioned
nathanwide9001: gram you broke arena!
nolongerupsidedownman: You broke everyone's arena
coolnezz09: I can’t log in
HundreydAundre: oof, well. It's out there now!
Archsmurf: Have you tried anything with Legion Conquistador or Battallion Foot Soldier yet?
Robot_Bones: As a April Jape, they Took down the servers
MrTheWalrus: Guess this is what the cancel button does
ThespianEU: you unleashed hell, good job
internetFionna: time to alt f4
twistedlock23: I cant even load up arena lol
HundreydAundre: !card Once Upon A Time
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
twistedlock23: rip
Professor_Rakor: I think the cancel button heard you talkin shit.
Lord_Hosk: Magic is dead... play pokemon
niccus: garfield found out
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Grip the base and just shake it.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: I'm in a match idk
HundreydAundre: !card Tibalt's Trickery
LRRbot: Tibalt's Trickery [1R] | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.
obionedrop: yeah it won't even get me to the log in screen
josh___something: Did... did the jank destroy arena?
darkflame0994: Well I can't log in getting server errors so yeah I'd say arena is dead
Joalni: Arena got overloaded
matthaus_c: welp, Ctrl Alt Delete
Mistborn83: but what about gooftown?
tazmanace: Somone went infinite
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Someone made a combo that went infinite didn't they... crashed the servers.
RockPusher: Joke's on WotC it seems lrrBEEJ
maverickUT: I can't even start arena atm
rustenskurk: I think there's a ratio of Charmed Strays, Beast Whisperers and Pathways that could be fun.
RassilonDND: Imagine doing Scute swarm on mobile
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun Guess its time to boot up Modo
AirKingMamba: It’s over LRR!! I have the high storm count!!
kristof162028: well mtgo now guys?
misspokeycat: all charmed stray + lurrus
atlr: someone went infinite in a buffer cache overflow
SuperWill123_: orz
matthaus_c: @RassilonDND they thought about that and implemented a token cap LUL
rustenskurk: I got into a match now at least
Ard_Rhys: WOTC found a new way to stress test their servers. Invent a ridiculous format where anything goes.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wait whres LSV did he do the 3 orings again
djalternative: can we play new historic on mtgo?
ChainedDreamer: Well, this was a fun stream everyone, time for some mtg: legends?
Furvias: 10 goto broken sever
themlin: the button worked too well
Countjondi: I think something might be wrong with their servers, Im having similar problems
twistedlock23: can't login :(
internetFionna: i saw a mill loop last night actually, it was sage of mysteries + moritte + harald unites the elves
tabbyphobos: before it all went to hell I went up against mono charmed stray, so it plays
RockPusher: How about a good old crack-a-pack since we are in the moonbase
tazmanace: I just had to do the same its not just you
jonasjonIV: glad I got here now
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mtvcdm: So while we're waiting, I hear there was an announcement today.
Boon_33: I wonder which combo broke arena.
RassilonDND: @matthaus_c Really? nice. I still can't play it on my ancient android smartphone
djalternative: G, Can you just play new historic on your phone and just showing us the screen?
gnome_friend: !findquote origin
LRRbot: Quote #3558: "Paper: the original flatscreen." —Beej [2016-10-11]
matthaus_c: as an april fools goof, did they finally add Historic to Gatherer for this event Kappa
HundreydAundre: Oh, okay. condolences, chat.
AirKingMamba: Error 42069: You have committed a combo too strong. Your operation will be shut down
rustenskurk: I'm in and playing rn
twistedlock23: just black screen
kilkomir: thanks for the win in this format. 🙂
PixelArtDragon: Wow, nerf cancel button
RockPusher: fugiBus
gnome_friend: Beej kills the whole thing
RassilonDND: MTG arena detected fun and has crashed all servers
mtvcdm: RockPusher has it
blue_lore: about the Bus
Robot_Bones: Oh yeah Paul did a hostile take over of LRR
RockPusher: !bus
coolnezz09: Even mobile broke
Stormthius: Cheer100
the_one_and_only_kim: James announced channel is now 100% Tarkov all the time?
Damion246: TODAY on loading screen simulator
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
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darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun the real april fools joke was expecting Arena to work
tazmanace: You slipped into an alternate version of reality where cancel button cancelled all of MTG for eternity
MajorFrostbyte: Stress test of servers turns out to have been stressful
th3mpire: good April fools arena lol
ryanthedespoiler: Please let the announcement be Road quest season two
matthaus_c: we've got a date with desert bus? UwU
maverickUT: Black Screen of Doom !!!
samu_btdp1985: November 12th
gnome_friend: BUS IS COMING!
ryanthedespoiler: Aw
coolnezz09: April fools!!!!!
ThespianEU: the format is just too powerful for arena to handle
matthaus_c: must be nice, G. muuuust be nice
RockPusher: Early announcement is nice - makes planning November eaier
rustenskurk: I've mostly had problems when a new set launches
bv310: Faint bus sounds can be heard in the distance
RockPusher: *easier
flatluigi: yeah, arena always works fine for me
themlin: waiting for the bus in the rain
tyrew0rm: dare we MTGO
Countjondi: MTG server issues it seems, I can't join nay games
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HundreydAundre: M T G O?
ChainedDreamer: How about some minesweeper?
HundreydAundre: Dew it!
Ard_Rhys: These are the first connection issues I've experienced in well over a year on Arena
Furvias: Thank you for not doing a April 1st joke that crushes dreams
Robot_Bones: can has time spiral remasters?
Earthenone: Geogussr?
Taco_Pop: is arena down for everyone?
code1300: Mine worked fine
HundreydAundre: We could draft some Wingmare Rocs!
PixelArtDragon: It wsa surprisingly stable on my phone
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com/lrr
Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun so do we head to mtgu, or?
MajorFrostbyte: Didn't Kathleen and Wheeler have a problem on a Friday a week or two ago?
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun joke from wotc* sorry my bad lol. They obvously coded it to crash anyone trying to play the format ;)
rustenskurk: I had some temporary problems with arena, but works fine for me right now.
mtvcdm: Geoguessr is a subscription-based game now, Earthenone, unfortunately.
matthaus_c: I've had that happen *several* times
MajorFrostbyte: Ended up playing MTGO?
nkcola: I'm currently in Arena and the games aren't starting lol
Moonspeak721: i haven't been able to log in to arena on my phone yet it keeps getting stuck on log in
Earthenone: wow, mtvcdm, thats awful
the_one_and_only_kim: Arena needs to do a much better job of telling you that YOU have a connection issue
HundreydAundre: Arena Rope: Pfffffffff f f f f ft.
Micsig: That's how it happens on PC as well
RayFK: Gawrsh Graham, you say you're here for Gooftown?
kristof162028: hey g r u guys going to play with the strixhaven commander precons on fnpf?
azidbern95: if no Arena, TimeSpiral draft on MTGO?
AfroThoz: mtgo???
gnome_friend: Sorry we burned your draft, here's some gold
flatluigi: what in the world is this music
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twistedlock23: I once had a hearthstone game where for the first three turns it was just sitting in loading screen, lost a rank to that ;-;
RockPusher: rayfkKing
HundreydAundre: Yea, You mentioned so back in TTC Strixhaven.
mtvcdm: Yeah, Earthenone, you get one free game of Geoguessr a day and then I think it's like three bucks a month.
djalternative: @RayFK gooftown crashed
matthaus_c: this can't be MODO, are you launching Shandalar?
gnome_friend: !findquote password
LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
coolnezz09: Time spiral draft?
PixelArtDragon: Dickbutt?
ThespianEU: by default the mtgo launch music is pure mawp fuel
coolnezz09: Duck butt
Askwho: also relatable
gnome_friend: COOL TECHNOLOGY!
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mtvcdm: Geoguessr somehow became an esport.
moonboy_wales: only been playing 3 days, and was in the rhythm to get Silver Tier 1. booooo connection
RayFK: Well Gawrsh, looks like those goof boys are at it again
KitteyWolf: wow i havent seen mtgo in so long
kilkomir: Arena works fine on my iPad
RassilonDND: have you guys seen the new card exponential growth for strixhaven. It looks real dangerously fun
RayFK: Look at those Urza's packs
RayFK: so fancy
HundreydAundre: Arena Rope is just a fart without a soundbyte.
BigBenS221: pack opening stream?
BrindleBoar: batch crack all packs for no value
zlobael: oh wow. haven't seen mtgo in awhile . glad it no longer looks like windows 3.11.
Lord_Hosk: crack a pack crack a pack
kilkomir: but I'm in Europe, so that may be a factor
gnome_friend: MrDestructoid
Robot_Bones: The real Time Spiral is opening MTGO
PixelArtDragon: Riveting content
Earthenone: 10 tickets? thats just what we wanted!
BigBenS221: this reminds me that I need to download Mtgo, gotta get back in to pauper
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
Earthenone: who says the economy is broken
azidbern95: Ha! Bot... riveting... Ha!
PixelArtDragon: 10 tickets? But I wanted a draft entry!
HundreydAundre: This a draft? YES.
Joalni: What was the format with avoiding getting Phage with Momir? The one LRR used to play on MTGO?
FoxFyr: 10 tickets for 3 masters pack feels kinda like highway robbery, but I guess we weren't using them anyway
RayFK: Like, I feel slightly bad for saying this as it is a dead horse...but this client looks like crap...
flatluigi: it'll be functional as soon as your queue pops
HundreydAundre: I sees Gaby draft this yesterday.
darkflame0994: On the bright side, don't have to change the stream title lol
coolnezz09: !freepack
IntegralHamster: Time to crack MTGO packs
Countjondi: it's cause nega cube is very popular right now
Professor_Rakor: More slivers for us.
HundreydAundre: TSR: *cricket silence*
Radyin: It looks a lot better than is used to, and it is still the best way to play Magic outside of Standard and recent draft sets.
CardKingdom: Now that's what I call Content, 2021 edition
darkflame0994: I'd join if I had a modo account and graham promised to pass all the slivers
Lord_Hosk: 3 hours later
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thatbenkid17: My Mat leave must start soon, huh.
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coolnezz09: Time to break to no cube rule
RayFK: Wow CardKingdom, that was harsh
ShortRound2099: What's the current button?
themlin: riveting content
PrancerInflatableReindeer: this is clearly sponsored by GoatBots
CardKingdom: We don't sponsor queue times
manfred909: Like all those great Podcasts
BusTed: 🤔
Radyin: Did CardKingdom sponsor the GoatBot trade?
PixelArtDragon: Oh hey, it's working for me again
TehAmelie: they love it when you point at the card
red_cleaver: arena is working again
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Tired of not being able to play using a computer due to server crashes.... use CardKingdom.com instead and not be able to play with cards due to covid.
a_ytp_fan: i wish @CardKingdom sponsored queue times because then maybe they'd be as fast as their shipping
Gen2Gengar: New Historic is already over?
AfroThoz: that is a badly named cube
HundreydAundre: Wut? NO!
ThespianEU: not sure if it is
obionedrop: it doesn't work for me
saffroncorjay: not for me
tyrew0rm: still dead for me
Archsmurf: Have you ever heard about double queueing?
Araragi298: works for me
HundreydAundre: No...please MTGO, don't gull...
Boon_33: *whew*
kilkomir: Arena is working
RomanGoro: Hooooooold
obionedrop: boo i still can't log in
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coolnezz09: I don’t think so
saffroncorjay: you can get in the client but the ques don't fire
twistedlock23: Are you guys gonna be playing Diablo 2 Resurrected when it gets released
PixelArtDragon: Mono Ruin Crab is surprisingly effective
RayFK: Yo New Historic is DUMB. Tibalt's Trickery is awful
floki4242: goodbye janky client
coolnezz09: Ohhhhh
PinkHoneyCMB: soooo what is New Historic?
ThespianEU: oh my
saffroncorjay: nvm
coolnezz09: Yay
Joalni: Goodbye, MTGO. Maybe next time.
darkflame0994: I'm still debating if I wanna get any strixhaven. As a history teacher Lorehold is just so enjoyably flavorful for me, but at the same time nothing really screams "build me" yet
Gaz_L: ohhh, gross
Archsmurf: Perfect hand
Countjondi: the real lies are the bees we made along the way
flatluigi: i feel like you maybe wanted more land
Boon_33: Arena going to work till somone has a sick combo again.
SolarBlitz1: That audio artifacting was on stream, chat?
Gen2Gengar: Yes
RomanGoro: I heard it too SolarBlitz1
darkflame0994: Also gotta save for that DnD set this summer lol
Joalni: Yeah @solarblitz1
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niccus: this is an honest deck, you're dead
Archsmurf: Is this monored aggro? Ew
Diabore: lightning
Gaz_L: shame Lightning Bolt isn't on Arena yet
RayFK: This deck looks weirdly not busted?
Lord_Hosk: Cardkingdom.com/lrr/theprofessor/MagictheMariaAndMegahning/...
PixelArtDragon: That "exile target creature with CMC 1" seems surprisingly relevant
samu_btdp1985: we are screwed
CardKingdom: hoskno
BigBenS221: is that the fifth thoughtsieze
ThespianEU: man, new historic has a really healthy meta
RomanGoro: Who would be soo rude as to run a non-silly deck in this format
TheWooglie: LUL
floki4242: red go zap
darkflame0994: all the thoughtsiezes
samu_btdp1985: do we have 30 lands
nightraven949: me thinks we need more lands
hornedcephalopod: i heard something about new historic?
MyrddintheWizard: Time to target yourself with Thoughtseize,
BigBenS221: what the heck is this format?
darkflame0994: thoughtsieze target yourself choose thoughtsieze
nightraven949: double thought doesn't work we only have 3 life
PixelArtDragon: Fatal Push premier removal
Morzan42: you should try stichers supplier and creeping chill
BusTed: benginO7
CastleOtranto: benginO7
coolnezz09: Mine isn’t fixed yet?
RayFK: I have a horrid one
samu_btdp1985: what's the land count
Morzan42: ah i missed it
misspokeycat: !card charmed stray
LRRbot: Charmed Stray [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Lifelink / When Charmed Stray enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control named Charmed Stray.
RayFK: Tibalt's Trickery into Ulamog
Radyin: Why are we trying this?
LordSaphni: anyone's Arena still black screening for them?
rustenskurk: I'm playing Charmed Strays right now
CururuGuasu: Goblin Gathering.dek?
obionedrop: @LordSaphni mine is
RayFK: Gawrsh
LordSaphni: thanks obionedrop
Anexmedia: A lot of tormod's crypts
RayFK: Trickery, Stonecoil Serpent, Ulamog
Hexi_Lexi: hey Graham, Adam, and LRR Chat! reminder that i love you all more than words can express!!!
samu_btdp1985: I played a normal deck and messed up trickery
Gaz_L: It's almost like they changed the rules to 4 of for a reason! LUL
purpledragons16: Same Lord
Archsmurf: Or you could just do it on turn 2
Morzan42: 23 ruin crabs and islands
Professor_Rakor: is......gemstone mine in historic?
Radyin: Tormod's Crypt is another option.
djalternative: That deck also tends to run Ugin
Professor_Rakor: or whichever its called
Gen2Gengar: SSG isn’t on Arena
misspokeycat: stonecoil serpant, trickery, and ulamogs
LordSaphni: 14 stonecoil, one tibalt, 2 ulamog, 23 lands ?
Hexi_Lexi: it is learning!
Professor_Rakor: Cancel-chan is having none of your guff.
saffroncorjay: probably better to do turn 2 so you don't wiff the ulamog
TheBearBee: If you do the Trickery Ulamog, remember to go Full control first
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BioRockMonk: 32 months and counting!
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RockPusher: Cancel-chan running down the street with toast in their mouth
coolnezz09: Did it crash again
Joalni: The real April Fools is the cancel button shenanigans
omdorastrix: you ARE connecting... with ~500 people right now... *technically*
RayFK: You can also run, 8 Stonecoil, 10 Ulamog, 6 trickery, 4 omnnisciene, 12 spirebluff canal
misspokeycat: that's it
drdudeman: hello all
RayFK: That's the list I nused
Gaz_L: Maybe Ugin for flavour?
LazyAsian: yup
gamercat88: ornathoper?
Archsmurf: Also do some alternatives so you don't get hit by necro?
LazyAsian: 8 of each with 16 mountains
Juliamon: Some ornithopters for fun?
niccus: spirit guide messes with consistency
samu_btdp1985: there is no turn one capability
saffroncorjay: it was turn 2 not turn one my bad
misspokeycat: you only want one type of creature
Wangor: I miss mana monkey in modern, he died for Tibalt's sins :(
misspokeycat: adding thopter just makes you miss
RogueLink: exactly one thopter!
internetFionna: recreate that extremely old crapshot
drdudeman: this she like the order choice if show to watch white recovering from my covid shot
LordSaphni: if you do stonecoil you can cast it for X
LordSaphni: 14 stonecoil, one tibalt, 2 ulamog, 23 lands ?
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djalternative: masterpiece ornithopter?
samu_btdp1985: temur ultimatum
RayFK: NO
PixelArtDragon: I think my opponent just used a normal Historic deck... and is beating me
TheBearBee: You can hit another trickery so its tricky
LazyAsian: 8 of each with 16 lands
RayFK: You can also run, 8 Stonecoil, 10 Ulamog, 6 trickery, 4 omnnisciene, 12 spirebluff canal
niccus: yeah, hard mulligan for trickery
darkflame0994: yes
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FittiusRex: yes
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misspokeycat: yep
Gaz_L: It mills 1 2 or 3, basically
Diabore: i like jordans idea
nourenger: Hi
Gaz_L: Then just starts rolling
ThespianEU: 2 ulamog in case of mill?
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun yes you hard mull until you get the trickery. If you see someone aggressively mulliganing chances are theyre playing trickery
grander_pastures: Ayyyyyy Unbroken!!!
Archsmurf: Mill is very likely
FittiusRex: this gets pretty hosed by turn one thoughtseize
Gaz_L: This is almost literally a Standard deck, except instead of Ulamog it's Ugin
FoxFyr: @RayFK 's deck sounds more fun
RayFK: You need the trickery and 2 lands, rest doesn't matter
josh___something: Deck names on point XD
niccus: it is! it's great
Hexi_Lexi: exciting news, friends! i just ordered the LRR Pride Shirt and the Road Quest water bottle!!!
Lord_Hosk: Terrible is the Default name for this format
obionedrop: i like all these deck names lol
BaskinRootwalla: stonecoil is a better backup plan
misspokeycat: also make sure to hold full control when you cast the thopter :)
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun thats why they banned trickery in modern. Its always just a coinflip of "i win" or scoop
asbayen: My arena's still down? how are you on?
djalternative: we're all plan A today
Diabore: we have 1 plan, and if it fails we lose, thats how we play
JDMan94: we aren't here for GOOD, we are here for FUN
josh___something: Backup plans? who needs backup plans :P
Earthenone: has anyone else joined the timespiral que yet?
Anexmedia: I'm about 3 minutes into match making so we'll see how that goes
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
darkflame0994: Are we on or Yarion?
ThespianEU: we're all prisoners of the cancel button
DeM0nFiRe: Ah it's not just me then? Game just comes up as a black screen for me
Boon_33: Shrodinger's magic server.
Cephallope: Arena was the real 50/50 all along
Mangledpixel: boop
the_one_and_only_kim: trickery in modern didn't have a fail case other than muliganning to zero
Professor_Rakor: Cancel-chan is fashionably late as usual.
moonwaffers: @darkflame0994 yeah cascade made trickery too consistent
BaskinRootwalla: good ideas, the natural enemy of LRRMTG
Wodar9: Just 40 omnithopers. A true magic player will concede on the spot
RayFK: If you have to go back to MTGO you're booting up Yu-Gi-Oh World Championship 2002
SnowBuddy18: strictly worse cube?
gnome_friend: Strictly Worse Cube?
Archsmurf: The "Strictly Worse Cube"?
HouseofShadow: Hey Graham, is it currently a good idea to mail things to the Moonbase?
TehAmelie: good job chat, saying it three times in a row
wizzbangers: Fav episode strictly worse lmaoo
Vyous: I still love the idea of aladin's ring being a bomb in a cube
RogueLink: First draft back, Strictly Worse Cube
grander_pastures: Strictly Worse has been relegated to the annals of Fiction
Hexi_Lexi: me: -orders LRR merch- me, immediately afterwards: "P A C K I D G E"
Anexmedia: Did the spiders remember to wear masks per local guidelines?
xerjen: Here, have a bottle of fresh milk
Sandeon: I heard if you say its name 3 times, it's commons will show up in your sealed pooll
gnome_friend: !findquote spiders
LRRbot: Quote #194: "I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them." —Alex, singing [2015-05-01]
Gaz_L: I really hope you guys do that Commander set from the last Mail Time
tastymcnuggett: Are you drafting or doing the new historic
tastymcnuggett: nbm
omdorastrix: does that mean mailtime could use some fiber to help push it out?
Riiiiiiis: All will perish to Umoog!
PixelArtDragon: I think my win con has become "ping my opponent with Vicious Rumors"
tyrew0rm: somehow the mobile client is working more than the PC client
Wodar9: If you drop you get the tickets back
AfroThoz: they got you good
Vyous: You can drop and get your tics back
WalrusOntheCourt: When committing crimes, mail the evidence out of your jurisdiction to LRR.
IntegralHamster: you can drop it will reimburce
HundreydAundre: So, for some users.... Arena client is down. Or is it lapsing between downtimes??
twistedlock23: arena just went down for me again :(
Delmeriv_Shamas: I was wanting to cross-stitch the everything is fine thing for my wall, is there a pattern or image anywhere other than in a video?
darkflame0994: too many walls?
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Riiiiiiis: Delmeriv_Shamas i took a screenshot and drew it on paper for that same reason
HouseofShadow: Nah, just mail spiders.
the_one_and_only_kim: only non perishable crime items though
Earthenone: how is this low power those are real good cards
DeviantHS: so you might get a hammer in mailtime graham. you might want to get some aceton for that
MrTheWalrus: I heard we should do crimes?
nightraven949: lindvala or rhonas i think
wizzbangers: Yes, mail only spiders.
tyrew0rm: first pick a land
LurkerSpine: Rhonas is also good
JDMan94: Rhonas aint half bad either
HundreydAundre: *Kool-Aid's fluids harden intensely* @darkflame0994
TheBearBee: Don't worry G, we're mailing you the Arena Cancel button so you'll always have it
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun im thinking of knitting Shift Banner Inspired Scarves for DB to give away during the appropriate shift. is this a good idea?
MajorFrostbyte: Rhonas is also good
tinaun: take the big flyer
Wangor: Why, they're all good choices!
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Gen2Gengar: None of those cards seem bad
Micsig: Is this "Cards that didn't make it" cube?
Moonspeak721: why is it called nega cube?
RayFK: Llanowar visionary
MrTheWalrus: These sure are some cards
RayFK: Just go mono green champ\
Archsmurf: Victim of the night essentially just says "Non-black creature" right?
PrancerInflatableReindeer: tier 2
tyrew0rm: doomed necromancer is literally in the pack G
TheBearBee: Oh, so a reasonable cube
HundreydAundre: Rhonas is Biggen'd & UN-structible.
themlin: big dumb idiots is always good
DeviantHS: its just cards not in a current mtgo cube. so they are also good
MyrddintheWizard: @Delmeriv_Shamas I also had to rebuild the crossstitch from screenshots.
Earthenone: stampede?
Furvias: this is a "fine" cube
LoxhamInABox: Doomed necromancer, so yeah
djalternative: Let's take Javier
wizzbangers: vivid meadow obviously
misspokeycat: it's all cards that aren't in any current MTGO cube
Moonspeak721: edh staple overwhelming stampede
HundreydAundre: What could make good friends with Linvala here??
Anexmedia: At least 3 cards from my Meren deck have been in these 2 packs so far, I wonder if that tells me something
themlin: priest is removal on legs
LurkerSpine: maul
the_one_and_only_kim: the draft interface for MODO does show that even just a background that isnt flat white makes it look a lot better
RevolverRossalot: <3 Maul
TheBearBee: Mace is pretty good
RayFK: Trading Post
Earthenone: false defeat?
RayFK: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
HouseofShadow: tpost babyeee
drdudeman: you ever just want to stay in the shower/tub all day? I am having one of those days.
LurkerSpine: False defeat is a card I did not know existed
wizzbangers: maul?
irdeaded: mono white etb
Ratchet215: what cube is that
misspokeycat: It's supposed to be designed "with the negative space" in MTGO cubes, hence "nega-cube"
Mangledpixel: False Defeat is that reanimate
TheBearBee: mace on play with a 2 drop is pretty good
theamc2000: Sky hammer
Lord_Hosk: Clearly you should... Take the rare
nightraven949: select wrath hulk
azureHaights: Isn't Balance Hulk just Thanos
HundreydAundre: *pulling out Goat tokens saved up X standards ago*
Gaz_L: I kinda love Closing Statement that just got spoiled from Strixhaven from a flavor perspective
Delmeriv_Shamas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
Delmeriv_Shamas: seems fine
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RedShiftLive: conjurer's for multi-ETB
Gen2Gengar: Cataclysm, not balance
tyrew0rm: ooh, weapons trainer
Wiliart: Did Deadpool 2 inspire this cube?
internetFionna: prison term just gave me some flashbacks to playing shadowmoor in college lol
themlin: ooohhh closet is dope
wizzbangers: Maul synergy, blink OP
Hexi_Lexi: name it Ay Blinkin' :P
MyrddintheWizard: @Sarah_Serinde There was some question about the lrrFINE Crosstitch pattern if it was available.
DeviantHS: why is it called nega-cube? as a german it sounds weird
PixelArtDragon: Maul synergy goes well with double-strike :p
SolarBlitz1: Ayyy, I'm blinkin here!
HouseofShadow: "did you say, 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Sarah_Serinde: MyrddintheWizard I haven't put it anywhere public but I could make that happen
HundreydAundre: Maul-syncing? Seems smol
drdudeman: men in tights!
HundreydAundre: Soarin'
BoomerAang_Squad: !cube
LRRbot: A "cube" in MtG terms is a "build-your-own expansion" form of draft. On MTGO the cube is a singleton format with many of the most powerful cards in all of magic history. http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Cube_Draft
Mistborn83: got to be sorin right
greeencoatmtg: Abraham LinkedIn
Gaz_L: That means it breathes light!
nightraven949: sorin seems real good here, go orzhov etb?
tyrew0rm: has to be aspirant surely
HundreydAundre: Aspirant leans good.
thatbenkid17: 'You lost your arms in battle...but you great a lovely pair of....'
TheBearBee: lumin or sorin is good
Modriin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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HouseofShadow: deadeye blinker?
tyrew0rm: or deadeye for more blinkly
flukeyluke89: what about deadeye?
Earthenone: deadeye works in closet decks
Delmeriv_Shamas: @Sarah_Serinde I would love that!
HundreydAundre: Blink Tribes
themlin: we're blinkin, soarin
Riiiiiiis: @Delmeriv_Shamas are you on the discord?
Delmeriv_Shamas: Yes
Sarah_Serinde: Delmeriv_Shamas DM me here or send me a tweet and I'll put it up somewhere today or this weekend
HouseofShadow: adarkar wastes maybe tables?
Riiiiiiis: I have it traced ;-)
TheBearBee: kor master with maul seems fun
HundreydAundre: Soarin' come back!!! Make it in the wheel, Markov..!! Soarin' Come Back...!!
Gaz_L: Equipment too
themlin: ghost bear?
Vibrrrrrrr: blasting station with blink
RedShiftLive: Kor Blademaster seems the best option
Gaz_L: Koll could be good for a splash
xerjen: Blinking the dowser sounds great
Rogtilop: Harms way is sick
azidbern95: Dowser to get back Effort
HundreydAundre: Y'Ole Kin Koll
codyfoti1999: What kind of draft is this?
hummbird: hello!
asbayen: Arena looks back up
Rogtilop: Harms way is white shock
LurkerSpine: passing the scutie, smh
xerjen: The champion?
RayFK: Fervent if you're in equip
TehAmelie: red, who needs it
HundreydAundre: Geek-Ulk
codyfoti1999: Non-Aura
RayFK: You are not the Manse deck
Gaz_L: lash
RayFK: Now you just need eqipment!
tyrew0rm: we've found our lane
HundreydAundre: Awww w w w. Sorin left thou chat.
PenutKing: Here's a complete list of the Nega-Cube if people are interested: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/nega-cube
drdudeman: bouncing baby boros
themlin: closeting the hunk seems sweet
shurtal: Love Shopping at Sky Maul
Mangledpixel: you can mance if you want to
Gaz_L: both are good
RayFK: Too bad
RayFK: You're a Godo deck now
RedShiftLive: Godo finds your sword
Gaz_L: OK, it's open
FittiusRex: is helm of the host in the cube?
rasterscan: Wow, the most open I've seen a colo pair.
drdudeman: boros be open
tyrew0rm: its hyper open
Anexmedia: Helm is in the cube
Hexi_Lexi: we're equipments now, friends
Mistborn83: bombardment?
Mangledpixel: time to find some equipment
Anexmedia: @Hexi_Lexi thankfully there's like..4 total
RogueLink: Oh man. I forgot about Herald of Torment. I love that card.
HouseofShadow: samurai...
HundreydAundre: Did they ever get around a functionally worse equipment copying card in the dozen standard format lately?
TheBearBee: reckoner
RedShiftLive: But Boros Reckoner though
shtevie3: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
651 raiders from NumotTheNummy have joined!
TheBleachingDude: Hey Graham, Kenji sent us
iggy4mod: hey graham, kenji sent us numotYES
cheetzo: numotHELLO
Earthenone: i reckon i know the pick here
nkumpy: numotWOW numotWOW numotWOW
ThermobaricKitten: godo+helm would be silly
MGRgabo: Kenji sent us
chairobscuro: Nummy raid :)
Zanfast: Hello from Numot
demimadsemigod: Hey Graham! Kenji sent ya
DimsumLights: numotHELLO hey graham kenji sent us
rrraid: numotHELLO
Hexi_Lexi: RAID!!! <3
deejford: hey graham, kenji sent us numotYES
PoiplePru: numotHELLO
juneblue58: Oh, I don't know what's in this draft but if they have Helm of the Host it's busted on Godo.
Riiiiiiis: raiiiiiid
Mangledpixel: welcome, raiders!
Lmerquise: numotCARROTS numotCARROTS
iggy4mod: hey graham, kenji sent us numotYES numotYES
machenk007: bbbbbbrrrrrr
RayFK: Collar
RayFK: Collllllar
TheBleachingDude: numotLOTUS
RedShiftLive: bask collar feels good here
tyrew0rm: collar and mask go BRRR
themlin: RAID!!! lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RayFK: I don't know how I feel about the "Num Num Raiders"
Gaz_L: Basilisk's Collar? The symbol of her church?
chairobscuro: Nega-cube is sweet!
KendalMac417: joined JUST as the 4ecap was going, cheers G
TwoSenses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
TwoSenses: So Arena is hosted in Azure and Microsoft is having a bit of an outage now... lrrFINE
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iggy4mod: mit go, never heard that i love it
Gedisti subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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RayFK: Her friends call her Bassy
Riiiiiiis: Hey peeps, could someone whisper me something here? Just wanna see how it shows up
drdudeman: I love basilisk collar always feel like I need another one for edh
grander_pastures: How do you Download MTGO anyway?
misspokeycat: modo for life :)
gamercat88: bask-in-his nuts wait...
wizzbangers: sounds like my local internet provider lol
ThermobaricKitten: My new historic deck was loads of Charmed Strays
Gaz_L: it's still on the website, yeah
Countjondi: google magic online
catfoo123: hey!
Robot_Bones: Digital Objects Kreygasm
Countjondi: it should do the trick
Agnememnon: is arena borked right now?
Anexmedia: It has more seniority than Ben
codyfoti1999: Are you back in the office?
Agnememnon: ah thats whats happening
Matronix: Yeah my DevOps is down :(
azureHaights: Wait, what did I do? lrrAWW
grander_pastures: Will do, I want to try this out
a_ytp_fan: ah thats why other games are having problems as well
ashteranic: yeah, i've noticed a couple of microsoft subdomains failing to resolve this afternoon
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh, that explains why Teams (and a number of MS apps) are all broken for me.
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun i have a wrestling question. am i the only one who hears "The UwUso's" instead of "The Uso's"?
rustenskurk: I'm being greedy over in Arena, trying to fit a few Best Whisperers into my Charmed Stray deck
ribbon_j: my new historic deck was 6 approach of the second sun, a bunch of green ramp, and nothing else.
Countjondi: are you renting the office or do you own it?
sirdrew666: lol azure status is down?
TwoSenses: I was trying to do something else Microsoft cloud related and remembered that they were having an outage
HundreydAundre: *flashbacks LRR's Every OS Sucks Parody Music Skit*
Radyin: First strike + deathtouch is a great combo.
Earthenone: ravager?
tyrew0rm: ooh, aether chaser
TwoSenses: And yes @sirdrew666 their status page is down as well
DeviantHS: what does chaser do?
sirdrew666: zero outtage
RedShiftLive: black red also looks open but not good
sirdrew666: it was, back up now i guess
tidehollowcat: I think you take the 1-drop.
tazmanace: Arena back for me
twistedlock23: arena up for me
Countjondi: arena works for me anyway
Earthenone: !helm
LRRbot: RESPECT THE HELM.
gamercat88: !helm
LRRbot: THE HELM cannot be burned.
a_ytp_fan: hotta be the helm
Gaz_L: take hat
LiamK712: !helm
LordSaphni: god i love Helm so much
ThermobaricKitten: godo helm
Hexi_Lexi: oh no
juneblue58: That Helm is busted on Godo. XD
Gaz_L: RESPECT THE HELM
RayFK: No Adam, YOU have a rule
the_one_and_only_kim: Helm and Godo is infinite
red_cleaver: give the man his hat
TheBearBee: Hat draft!
KendalMac417: Respect the helm
samu_btdp1985: helm goes infinite with helm
juneblue58: It goes infinite on Godo.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hat Draft for life.
FittiusRex: infinite with godo
ShortRound2099: oooh return of hat draft!?
codyfoti1999: Godo helm is infinite
RedShiftLive: Godo is a barbarian he doesn't untap himself
Gaz_L: #hums Mario 3 theme#
Landgraft: godo and helm? nice cedh deck
RayFK: Oh man, time for Graham to be a Boney Boy
Hexi_Lexi: bonesplitter is ready!!!
RayFK: Wait no
azidbern95: Bonesplitter is READY!
Aygar subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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A_Dub888: !findquote bonesplitter
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: we have a lot of ledgends too
AirKingMamba: I love that they still reference Betrayal 🙏🏽
TheBearBee: Talisman>?
partsofmanny: yea it is a cedh combo
NightWingMistHawk: Oh this deck is so dumb :D
LordSaphni: Hat Tribal?
MrTheWalrus: Get more hats
Durdenstein subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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Gaz_L: literally no-one in this pod is looking at this archetype
Stormthius: !findquote ready
LRRbot: Quote #1244: "This LOOKS kickass, so be ready for disappointment." —Graham [2015-12-10]
chairobscuro: hopefully dead//gone wheels. Been impressed by that card
FittiusRex: there's a talisman too
Moonspeak721: how much equipment is too much equpment? lets try to find out
RayFK: You also have 5 legendary targets for it
ThermobaricKitten: Kamigawa equipment, before they decided equip costs had to be enormous
a_ytp_fan: literal hat tribal
Gaz_L: That may be enough
KendalMac417: the plural is helmses
shurtal: time to shop at sky maul
RayFK: Harold is a good guy how dare you
RayFK: You leave Harold alone
EvilBadman: To torment you. Eventually.
DeviantHS: because of your sideboard graham. duuuh
Agnememnon: herald is on a lot of white cards
TheBearBee: Theres a whole pack after this
tyrew0rm: nice to see the MTGO bots are still just as good at their card suggestions
canadianbac0nz: the suggester for MTGO mostly just goes by rarity I believe with no actual consideration to card quality or colours and whatnot
themlin: but do the hats stack?
RayFK: Pathway
IntegralHamster: Mirri tho
Hexi_Lexi: gosh, this deck is so silly and im in love with it
twistedlock23: Waiting for the server D:
Gaz_L: Abandon plus Koll could be good
neacon: Graham, when is the Qwerpline Netflix series going to get released?
JR_Plays_Games subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
JR_Plays_Games: 12 months? That's almost one year! Hope you guys are keeping well :)
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Makimachine: Are we building a MegaZord, Exodia or a giant transformer? LUL
Agnememnon: man drafting the right seat is amazing
tyrew0rm: 2 pack special right here
RogueLink: Rewarded!
a_ytp_fan: did not expect the bladwing wheel
HundreydAundre: @Makimachine ....Yes.
RedShiftLive: and we are only in pack 2
djalternative: oh. we got godo helm? nice!
Gaz_L: Sigrid?
Hexi_Lexi: one of the 2 lands?
Makimachine: @HundreydAundre Excellent!
LurkerSpine: sigrid or cage?
biosimicist: cat
rasterscan: Ut Sigriiid
Daxxcat subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
Daxxcat: Never made a magic stream. Plenty to learn!
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xerjen: Expanse? We have so many playables
rasterscan: But*
chairobscuro: I feel like this deck needs fixing in this pack
biosimicist: double-strike cat
Gaz_L: Sigrid can remove/block 2 things, tho
biosimicist: great for equipment
Drathak: I like the double strike kitty
SpoonfullOfSugar: kitty hold equipment real well
kirbytronic: Drone with a knife tied to it
LurkerSpine: you have like 2 removals
obionedrop: red and white will probably wheel?
PrancerInflatableReindeer: 3 mana 1/1 is just not very aggresive tho
hight9191: Anyone on Arena for a match? i am sitting there waiting for opponent...
chairobscuro: I think crag is worth a consideration
Araragi298: Sigrid is pretty sweet I think
HundreydAundre: Drawing cards IS good, twoes.
Gaz_L: ah, player removal
Anexmedia: But you have even less draw
RedShiftLive: take Sigrid, sigrid blocks gods and you've already seen Rhonas in this draft
biosimicist: PLAYER removal
obionedrop: skyscanner!
HundreydAundre: Scanner
DeviantHS: player removal is the best removal. well after sinkhole
biosimicist: aw beat me to it
drdudeman: doesn't our door kill the cat token?
HundreydAundre: aww, SICK.
Gaz_L: if ye had a chance
kirbytronic: I don't think you have enough creatures for two sacquipments
Anexmedia: Kemba, her arms wide open
RayFK: Their arms open
EvilBadman: Put a helm of the host on a kemba, move along
SpoonfullOfSugar: eye
RayFK: With arrrrrrms wide ooooooopen
Earthenone: pilgims eye? its basicly a skyscanner!
azidbern95: Pilgrim's Eye
RayFK: UNDER THE SUUUUUUUNLIGHT
Anexmedia: @RayFK I feel good what we did there
RayFK: @Anexmedia Me too
theamc2000: Man Serge is crying tears of joy
HundreydAundre: I think... Gaby played one, I don't know how all her games were otherwise.
wizzbangers: WELCOME TO THIS PLACE
RayFK: (Chat don't follow my example on all caps. I am a bad influence)
xerjen: We could make two decks and just swap them for game two
wizzbangers: true
deejford: who makes good decks, get out of here
chairobscuro: Keep helm/godo wombo-combo for the memes
RayFK: Godsend poggers
HundreydAundre: G O D S E N D
azidbern95: GODSEND!?
Wangor: It's a literal Godsend!
Kaktus021: Godsend KomodoHype
RedShiftLive: GODSEND IT
grander_pastures: I'll show you everrrrrrythang! *opens combination bathroom and toilet*
RayFK: It's from Game Night!
HundreydAundre: MY... flippin' Gawds...
RayFK: And bad!
SpoonfullOfSugar: giant real good
red_cleaver: the felidar is from game night i think right
zlobael: you can tell opponents they can Godo Helm.
xerjen: Ethereal Absolution SeemsGood
HundreydAundre: O.O
chairobscuro: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp Halvar!
Gaz_L: Dude AND Sword
RogueLink: Heck yeah Halvar
red_cleaver: what is this monster of a draft
JR_Plays_Games: You guys are getting so rewarded
Agnememnon: nothing but the right cards in all the packs
MrTheWalrus: Halvar is equipment
themlin: HI GODSEND
A_Dub888: benginUroPog benginUroPog
Kaktus021: Everything's coming up Milhouse
RedShiftLive: you now need a red white land
HundreydAundre: Hath Graham been chosen!?
Bubonicmind: how this is really coming together
TheBearBee: Halvar sword mode is actually degenerate
Earthenone: nah, no need to kill things
rasterscan: You need that draw tho
RayFK: Noble?
RogueLink: You are getting super rewarded this pack
RayFK: Strap a bonesplitter onit?
tyrew0rm: we need that draw engine
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: equipment synergy pog
azidbern95: nah, you are the beatdown
LurkerSpine: woot flow
redbomber2000: how is this cube underpowered?
SnowBuddy18: player removal is creature removal
RayFK: FISH. OR. WIZARD.
Favre_Studios: player removal wins
rasterscan: fffffff
Landgraft: vigilance on the sword great with godo triggers
RedShiftLive: *whisper* blood liturgist
red_cleaver: this is insane
Gaz_L: Sigrid
TheBearBee: Are drafting a 60 card deck?
red_cleaver: is everyone else just in sultai lol
IntegralHamster: easiest 60 card draft deck
Gaz_L: She has flash, as well
HundreydAundre: Graham: *Animates Mjolnir out of nowhere* Chat: I knew it!
PiousHeathen: Sigrid is instant speed removal
RedShiftLive: Sigrid blocks the Rhonas+
nightraven949: were drafting a commander deck what you talkin bout
red_cleaver: so many legendary bombs
themlin: belopaaaa
Countjondi: why not just meme and play a 60 card deck
DeviantHS: you need less cuts if you go 60 cards
Hexi_Lexi: just gotta pick up a Yorion!
chairobscuro: I guess start with the double-pips?
azidbern95: cut bladewing and Linvala
Favre_Studios: sigrid wins
SnowBuddy18: is this commander legends draft?
Earthenone: or...OR we could add more lands and go to 60
RayFK: Three's Nuts GOTTEM
JR_Plays_Games: Cheer60 this is how many cards you should be running :P
Mr_Gainsworth: well taking legendaries is a good idea with both helms
codyfoti1999: Who needs a dreaded 41 when you can have 60
themlin: go 60 card pile
KendalMac417: average 41-card fan vs average 60-card enjoyer
red_cleaver: do 60 cards u wont
RayFK: Play 60 so you can run Yorion
DeviantHS: if you go 60 cards, i will eat bread and drink coffee for breakfast tomorrow
xerjen: We have zero pieces of mana fixing
Gaz_L: it was BW, wasn't it?
chairobscuro: you did not take crag
Gaz_L: UW, i mean
codyfoti1999: Lol ew
Earthenone: owl is good in 60 card deck\
obijam_: sky scanner is fixing
elkae: 2020Pajamas it took off
FittiusRex: you considered a temple of epiphany
twistedlock23: after an hour of queuing I finally got an opponent in areana
red_cleaver: 60
bullseye3265: Afternoon all! Just got here, whatsup with the MTGO?
internetFionna: @bullseye3265 arena's down
xerjen: The mask?
Earthenone: add 25 lands you cowards :P
Gaz_L: Arena borked, now MTGO is best friend
codyfoti1999: That's 27 cards right now that's perfect
bullseye3265: ahh, cool
bullseye3265: thatnks!
DeviantHS: 12 cuts or add 3?
RayFK: Graham that mic added to the shot, can't believe you'd take it away
codyfoti1999: But godo!
RayFK: It was the real star of the show
Vyous: But godo helm!
KendalMac417: just add 5 lands, your curve stops pretty low lrrBEEJ
Countjondi: we a
chefryto90: Blasphemy!!!
Countjondi: we wanna meme
ThermobaricKitten: Fun >>>>> Win
gamercat88: it is gooftown
chairobscuro: As good as the big red cards are, I feel like double-pips are asking a bit much without the fixing
IntegralHamster: cut guide and linvala for sure
FittiusRex: that does win
TheBearBee: Cut Bladewing, Linvala
TheWarbo: !findquote curve
DeviantHS: cant flood if you have 5 lands
Gaz_L: 60 cards in Limited is best goof!
djalternative: gooftown crashed
canadianbac0nz: putting one bad card in your deck to have 6 mana win the game is not a bad deal
Earthenone: are you a comedy company or winning mtgo company? :)
HouseofShadow: Hey Graham, I've been rewatching your FF7 playthrough, can't believe its been about a year.
azidbern95: cut the non-equipment matters cards
RayFK: I think you cut Champion
Favre_Studios: No, helm godo would be fun
RayFK: It doesn't do enough
WonderfulGlory: Bladewing
bullseye3265: you got any goldveinpicks or dowsing dagers in there?
Favre_Studios: I want to see helm godo
bullseye3265: FANTASTIC Ramp
TheBearBee: Halvar is actually a 2 drop equipment
partsofmanny: if they don't have an answer you win with the helm
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Prankster can probably go.
Earthenone: flame last sure dosent say equipment
Countjondi: play 42 cards for a ham sandwich?
kirbytronic: *double strike is an equipment matters ability
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god! I just got here and this deck looks sweet
internetFionna: oh hey the azure status page loads now, it's apparently a really deep DNS issue, which is, scary to think about.
RedShiftLive: what does the prankster do?
HouseofShadow: what does spiteful prankster do?
ThermobaricKitten: Mask is probably a bit meh
chairobscuro: How often is Stromkirk noble hitting in reliably?
Diabore: i think koll is the worst of those 3
chippydogs: cut skyscanner
TheBearBee: cut mask
IntegralHamster: stave off is awkward with colored equipment
xerjen: The mask seems like the worst equipment?
Mr_Gainsworth: cut host, Adam's right, its too slow
LurkerSpine: I think Fervent is better than Soldier of the Pantheon
RedShiftLive: but fervent can be equipped for so cheap
bullseye3265: fervent champ is AMAZING in equip
Kaktus021: Note: Weapon trainer is NOT equipped creatures
bullseye3265: free equips
IntegralHamster: who cares about other knights, it is free equip
mattydubs75: sadly i would say cut helm of the host and godo and run 15 lands?
Countjondi: champion is better than stromkirk noble
Ghostalker: haste first strike are great keywords
rasterscan: Cut the noble before Fervent?
notthepenguins: fervent champion being a haste first strike that equips basically for free is sick
zlobael: champ with helm is recursive goodness
TheBearBee: The knight clause is irrelevant
CheesesteakDude: fervent is a late game 1 mana haste, equip all on it after a board wipe
bullseye3265: Fervent is a house
TheGreatRevel: Cutting Javi would be morally wrong
LordSaphni: 1/1 haste first strike with cheap equip
Countjondi: skyscanner?
IntegralHamster: cut stave off
Earthenone: flame lash is boring
m_logan2000: helm of the host seems too much
BaskinRootwalla: Skyscanner seems out of place here.
Mr_Gainsworth: champions helm with champion is very good
chairobscuro: collar is pog
m_logan2000: collar works well with our first strike
Gaz_L: And deathtouch is nice
red_cleaver: deathtouch first strike pog
chippydogs: collar +motorpod = removal
IntegralHamster: cut banisher priest?
LurkerSpine: If you cut Godo and helm, you're done?
RedShiftLive: mask of immolation + basilisk collar seems fun
internetFionna: deathtouch + double strike = your deathtouch goes off before theirs, yeah
DeviantHS: chaser+godo+mask?
rasterscan: Cut the Blademaster or Outfitter?
mattydubs75: mask of immolation is kinda weak compared to other equipment
Diabore: i only count 8 artifacts
IntegralHamster: what's aether chaser?
HouseofShadow: 41 it
KendalMac417: 9 is hqlvqrs backside
mattydubs75: @Diabore counting halvar as an artifact
zlobael: cut mask or chaser?
chairobscuro: As much as I was thinking Mask of immolation is kinda bad here, it kinda works with collar pretty well
Diabore: nvm, missed sky scanner
ThermobaricKitten: Mask of immolation might be a bit eh
m_logan2000: skyscanner
kirbytronic: Mask is maybe not the best?
Favre_Studios: cut flamelash and skyscanner
m_logan2000: or godo he is just soo much mana
IntegralHamster: 9/7 is more like it
Agnememnon: 8/8 o 9/7
chairobscuro: Remember your white pips are a bit heavy
rasterscan: Go for it!
RayFK: 13 3
KendalMac417: @m_logan2000 but consider, good is funny
KendalMac417: godo*
Countjondi: I just fought a mono-white deck with Hell, it was a real thing
RayFK: Because I want comedy and not good games
chairobscuro: glhf!
coolnezz09: Arena is back
RayFK: As a professional streamer, I have thoughts Kappa
RedShiftLive: I think this will be fun regardless of its w/l record
niccus: card kingdom: comedy, not good games
Delmeriv_Shamas: No breaks, only magic
Agnememnon: if the curve stops at 5 and james is playing you just play 5 lands
Mistborn83: as a troglodite I have thoughts and feelings
RayFK: loljk I failed at professional streaming
kirbytronic: I was trying to figure out why I thought I'd been listening to Graham's voice and then remembered I was playing Arcade Spirits last night
spontaneous0: So hype for the PPR
ADTalks: card kingdom, a kingdom whom hoards my credit until I can play commander again
DeviantHS: call him. now is the time
IbunWest: Ooh MTGO what a rare treat
JR_Plays_Games: He would be helping you in this case though
twistedlock23: its up for me I've been playing a bunch of games lol
Drathak: I think there's a James under my bed can you check?
twistedlock23: stitchers supplier decks
circusofkirkus: have we tried oops all mammoths in New Historic yet?
Favre_Studios: yeah, instead you draw no lands
JR_Plays_Games: PERFECT
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, new game? I'm excited
TheWarbo: Arena seems to be "struggling." It'll be up then down then up for some people, not just "down"
kirbytronic: And the Demo's on Steam
internetFionna: graham i'd say keep an eye on status dot azure dot com; a lot of microsoft's systems are bricked and if arena runs off azure, it is probably gonna be A While
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun they briefly mentioned arena on the preview stream a hot minute ago. Long story short theyre working on it
WolfgangCloud: Hey, just got here! What cube is this?
JR_Plays_Games: Choo choo
KendalMac417: take them to the mall
JR_Plays_Games: SkyMaul
RedShiftLive: maul or reckoner
somecall_metim: been getting back into one punch gran again. I've missed that series
KendalMac417: Going to The Mall
RedShiftLive: *sings in Canadian* Let's go to the mall today!
samu_btdp1985: koll is another yeah
m_logan2000: is mortapod better than mask in this? They are very similiar
Favre_Studios: sky mall!
codyfoti1999: *synergies*
Favre_Studios: maul
JR_Plays_Games: Cheer140 This seems needlessly aggressive (Also this is the other 40 bits from that joke I made earlier ^_^)
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Words are hard
WalrusOntheCourt: Graham is buffering... buffering..
RayFK: I'm using my one
RayFK: that is not okay
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azidbern95: mask, shoot the cutthroat
LurkerSpine: me*
IntegralHamster: mask and hold sigrid
xerjen: Equipping the mask doesn't do anything, does it?
MrTheWalrus: time hasn't really had any meaning for the past unknowable span of ages
IntegralHamster: sacrifice it to kill zulaport?
m_logan2000: kill cuthroat and bash
internetFionna: is mask originally for lorwyn megablock?
RedShiftLive: crack mask to remove Zula crash in for 7
twistedlock23: im getting so many packs and so much gold from playing hew historic lol
internetFionna: huh. it's not. it has been lorwyn plot vibes
KendalMac417: how tragic
JR_Plays_Games: Oops.
internetFionna: *big
GlassNet: @LoadingReadyRun ya boy just pulled a foil timespire remastered tarmagoyf
RedShiftLive: look out for that banana
Gaz_L: if only we had more equipment synergy
KendalMac417: @glassnet congrats!
IanWAdams: Arena is being hit by an Azure outage. #wotcstaff
darkflame0994: ouch
surtur15: mask of immolation doesn't pump?
Favre_Studios: no
JR_Plays_Games: Nope
YourDemonicDad: I thought they ran out of the color azure
surtur15: oh, bummer
JR_Plays_Games: Azure is pretty easy to use but if it goes down you're kinda stuck :(
chairobscuro: Nice pull @GlassNet
RayFK: Thanks Office 365
drdudeman: oh no I'm stuck on land... what are you doing step opponent?
internetFionna: azure's so busted that their status page won't always load, which is, actually kinda funny.
RedShiftLive: well you should be getting in for 6 this turn
Anexmedia: @RayFK we've been keeping track since 1/1, it's Office 358 now
rasterscan: Womp
RedShiftLive: F
circusofkirkus: MODO
Foxmar320: Hello Graham hows magic going
circusofkirkus: :(
azidbern95: kemba, equip kemba with mask?
JR_Plays_Games: Hold up Sigrid
SpoonfullOfSugar: well, now you don't have to keep sigrid open
JR_Plays_Games: Aw.
Favre_Studios: kemba
RayFK: @Anexmedia well played
BusTed: Office 358/2
darkflame0994: Keeeemba (said like Siiiimba)
RedShiftLive: Kemba does block the Prankster now
JR_Plays_Games: Meant to!
Gaz_L: Kemba their arms open (for a maul)
HundreydAundre: Yea, all part of P L A N.
JR_Plays_Games: lrrFINE
JR_Plays_Games: Ah
Gaz_L: oh no
JR_Plays_Games: Uh oh
Diabore: OH NO
KendalMac417: oh boy
darkflame0994: yes yes the plan. the plan for kuzco. Kuzco's plan
JR_Plays_Games: WELP
PixelArtDragon: Wow, mono-Flourishing Fox works surprisingly well
HundreydAundre: Oh Uh...
JR_Plays_Games: That's a thicc boy
darkflame0994: welp there goes the plan
RedShiftLive: You could always block with Boros reckoner
HundreydAundre: Aw, flip!
KendalMac417: can't they kill kemba?
HouseofShadow: sigrid says no eventually.
red_cleaver: wait doesnt spiteful kill kha
Araragi298: Arena still down?
JR_Plays_Games: Do we have SkyMaul available?
red_cleaver: oh no nice
Gaz_L: Exile AND block
JR_Plays_Games: HM
LurkerSpine: wasn't maul a win there?
JR_Plays_Games: Alright then
JR_Plays_Games: I think we're okay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now throw three creatures at their face
KendalMac417: and since they're tokens, it won't come back!
LurkerSpine: or is it +2?
RedShiftLive: no maul is only +2/+2
m_logan2000: mask was just a win on its own
darkflame0994: sac the mask for last damage
Ghostalker: also sigrid doesn't give the token back
SpoonfullOfSugar: if you hadn't blocked at all, maul was a win without saccing
RayFK: Gawrsh
Duhstink: like they say, Mask is for blockers
Diabore: less fine
karpma: holy crap chat was right?!? what is the world coming to?
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
JR_Plays_Games: Does it count as a flunge if you don't pay attention to if you win OR lose?
Diabore: still fine though
NightWingMistHawk: Ugin, Who Can't Be Effed
KingOfDoma: just got in. what's the format?
Gaz_L: Nega-cube on MTGO
Biffus1337: phew not big ugin
darkflame0994: nega-cube draft
m_logan2000: we do die to removal
DislecticWriter: wait this is not magic Arena... what year is this
m_logan2000: but unlikely and nothing we could do about it either
Ghostalker: should have exiled the zulaport
Countjondi: my sister's name is actually sigrid
JR_Plays_Games: OH COME ON.
darkflame0994: @DislecticWriter Arena is currently down due to an Azure outage on Microsoft's end
JR_Plays_Games: D:
TheIceman112: This takes me back - started getting magic curious from LRR when it was the previous version of MTGO before this even...
RedShiftLive: you can just sac and kill
circusofkirkus: gotta style
chairobscuro: bm
BusTed: That'll do.
JR_Plays_Games: Well, this was a convoluted way of killing them
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not the most graceful win, but we got there
red_cleaver: a wins a win
JR_Plays_Games: Cheer100 G just pretend you meant to do it that way and you were styling on them
Duhstink: Magic Online? more like tragic...monline
TheBearBee: I was going to jokingly say don't click through your combat phase
Gaz_L: Sideboarding is for losers
Micsig: WRONG LETHAL wheelerBlasphemy
Kaktus021: Well, 50% of their creatures were humans
drdudeman: is the azure problem affecting hotmail/outlook?
vargasbball3: never played Magic online so it looks old school to me
DeviantHS: just play highlander storm on mtgo and you will probably be profient by the time you win
TheBearBee: OPs legitimate strategy of hoping you click through combat
Gaz_L: Ah, so this is the game where we draw all our equpment payoffs and no equipment
JR_Plays_Games: The missing piece of the puzzle
DeviantHS: should have gone with the 5 land plan
chairobscuro: just remember that blademaster doesn't give fervent double-strike
jpvb98570: what is this, chaos draft?
Gaz_L: Of Feldon's Cane fame?
TheBearBee: remember to leave up white
circusofkirkus: seems good on the double striker
JR_Plays_Games: Stick it onto Akiri tbh
codyfoti1999: Give to the first strike creature?
Duhstink: death touch isn't bad for first strike
xerjen: Blademaster gives double strike to akiri
Countjondi: i think you just stuff it on akiri and slam
Landgraft: can't believe Feldon's real wife was Mogg War Marshall all along
WolfgangCloud: play collar equip fervet
EvilBadman: she gets doublestrike too since warrior
WolfgangCloud: stone haven buffs
SgtBrink: Nega-Cube @jpvb98570
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codyfoti1999: Double strike?
LurkerSpine: fervent and stone haven?
circusofkirkus: equip to champion for blocks post combat
RevolverRossalot: Equip to Fervant after combat?
Countjondi: double strike deathtouch seems good
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: vroom
codyfoti1999: Lifelinke too jeez
circusofkirkus: move it to fervent champion?
Duhstink: might want to keep on akiri for indestructible guarantee
circusofkirkus: oh too late now
Duhstink: they dont have good attacks
LordSaphni: i got Arena loaded and into a match @LoadingReadyRun it may be back up
Countjondi: akiri is just more valueble
JR_Plays_Games: Nah cause you have to pay to move it off after
Countjondi: their attacks are bad
Diabore: isnt this game 2
JR_Plays_Games: NGL just put a load of dudes out as sacrifice fodder
EvilBadman: We're not gonna lose, Diabore (laughs)
redhotphil: Continue :)
Countjondi: awwww, im really digging the deck
red_cleaver: why is moto so ugly
Gaz_L: priest is a litmus test for me if someone knows the game, if you play it and they don't remove it immediately, they're probably new
JR_Plays_Games: @red_cleaver It real old
IbunWest: I think mtgo looks fine. It’s not flashy but it’s fine. feenShrug
JR_Plays_Games: Exile him!
red_cleaver: it shows lol
Diabore: @red_cleaver there was no need to upgrade it
Countjondi: "umm graham, I am in fact red" -Feldon
RayFK: Outfitter leave up Sigrid
Duhstink: it's a red card so any zone it's in is the red zone
JR_Plays_Games: Oh wait.
JR_Plays_Games: Boo
red_cleaver: glad with the direction theyre taking arena
JR_Plays_Games: Pay attention John.
SoldieroFortune: Outftter draws second card
Diabore: bonesplitter is ready
JR_Plays_Games: Chew chewwww
RedShiftLive: bonesplitter on Ferve
WolfgangCloud: feldon means they will have creatures to sac
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All they have to do is activate Feldon to make a Mogg war marshall and they have two creatures to sac.
Ghostalker: should have equipped to fervant
RedShiftLive: but bone splitter on fervent champion
raaabr: Magic Online? Is Arena down atm?
rasterscan: Yeah, Trainer
bullseye3265: my arena is still down
EvilBadman: It was raaarb
raaabr: Also heya Graham and Adam
DeviantHS: so can they repeat that sac over and over again?
Sogheim: oh hey it's Graham! with a sweet new skin for Arena!
rasterscan: Because you'd draw if they killed Akhiri
ravenlord_xix: Hey, I built you creeping chill deck for new historic- very first match my opp goes T1 leyline of the void
bullseye3265: good cartoon
DeviantHS: shoot the prist
BraveKingMax: only been here a little while, this deck seems rad
Zoock5: What are we doin on MTGO?
RedShiftLive: holy crap it doesn't exile
juneblue58: Arena is working fine for me atm.
Zoock5: Oh a cube
darkflame0994: nope feldon does not exile the target card
LurkerSpine: @Zoock5 Arena was down
Ghostalker: give the mask creature the basalisk for death touch sac
darkflame0994: Its why Feldon is amazing
Zoock5: Ah thanks
TheBearBee: Equip collar and mask to deathtouch kill something
vargasbball3: thanks Graham now I got that song in my head now lol
HouseofShadow: you could kill priest now
Earthenone: i love this format, ruin crab turbo vs turn 2 ulamog, and ruin crabs won!
MehallD: i feel like you're better killing feldon than priest
WolfgangCloud: Feldon is my favourite commander deck. It is sooo fun
RedShiftLive: as long as you can keep playing dudes they have to essentially tap out their board to make you sac with priest
WolfgangCloud: Do it now force the issue?
HouseofShadow: I learned that two days ago when my wife had Feldon in play in TSR sealed.
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun Just think about Feldon + Sundial of the Infinite in Commander
EvilBadman: Feldon brings the priest back though don't it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You also want to kill Feldon because they can keel making chump blockers.
Sogheim: headcanon Feldon's wife is Bronze Bombshell
papagette: !card priest of forgotten gods
LRRbot: Priest of Forgotten Gods [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice two other creatures: Any number of target players each lose 2 life and sacrifice a creature. You add {B}{B} and draw a card.
chippydogs: flash in sigrid in response
sblue333: "Gooftown"? Did we bring back the wacky draft? (I just got here)
darkflame0994: feldon is a powerhouse in my dragon tribal deck. used to be the commander before I decided to add white now he's in the 99
Favre_Studios: Feldon can ress the priest
xerjen: You can sack the soldier
red_cleaver: just kill preiest here then theyre tappe out
sblue333: Also have y'all tried out "New Historic"? It's pretty wild
Favre_Studios: kill feldon
darkflame0994: yeah the answer to feldons is usually you need to kill the feldon or they just keep making more tokens
a_ytp_fan: !card sigrid, god-favored
LRRbot: Sigrid, God-Favored [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Flash / First strike, protection from God creatures / When Sigrid, God-Favored enters the battlefield, exile up to one target attacking or blocking creature until Sigrid leaves the battlefield.
Uzumaki15: Could have sac'd and shot the Mog in response to it's etb right?
PixelArtDragon: @sblue333 Gooftown is supposed to be that, but Arena's servers were having a problem so they did a Cube on MTGO in the meantime
sblue333: ahh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It may also be worthwhile to repeat the trick to kill priest, too.
Diabore: mtgo is so quiet
chairobscuro: helm?
chairobscuro: Ahh, fair, sigrid
sblue333: lol "April Fools! we forgot to do server maintenance!"
JR_Plays_Games: This feels like a worthwhile replacement, given the deck you guys drafted
ALEISmALPTO: just got out of a commander game where a guy had to take 21 minutes for one turn. i have seen hell on earth but this is WAY worse than hell
internetFionna: arena *may* be back up? ms is rerouting things
sblue333: sad I just got out of class and was going to fire up some more new historic
Duhstink: until they reanimate feldon
Ghostalker: I think there was a case for trading your fervent for their priest
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Cephallope: More like Free-vent Champion
Duhstink: uh oh
juneblue58: Been there before.
internetFionna: i'm able to get into arena now
sblue333: definitely will check out the vod
sblue333: @internetfionna ooh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: and, importantly, their mogg is now exiled
Znazl: KomodoHype
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Josherm: Big PogChamp for Adam too lrrHEART
Hexi_Lexi: am i the only one getting lots of buffering? it could very well be me, just wanna be sure
KitteyWolf: its a komodo dragon i believe
JR_Plays_Games: You're my little BIGSNAKE <3
red_cleaver: pog
RockPusher: PogChamp gabyViper
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Juliamon: It's KomodoHype
sterlingsojourner: PogChamp FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: PogChamp 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown
Diabore: !card sigrid
LRRbot: Sigrid, God-Favored [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Flash / First strike, protection from God creatures / When Sigrid, God-Favored enters the battlefield, exile up to one target attacking or blocking creature until Sigrid leaves the battlefield.
Josherm: sodaWICKED
Gaz_L: Wait, are KomodoHype and PogChamp both still separate things?
BleedingToast: Hello Graham Adam and chat
Diabore: ya, its one paragrapph
RockPusher: PogChamp RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
Favre_Studios: PogChamp
BraveKingMax: oh dang! H E L M
DeviantHS: how much is helm to equip?
JR_Plays_Games: @DeviantHS 5
TheBearBee: Hat also gives hexproof to akiri
RedShiftLive: play the plains to protect Akiri
Diabore: @Gaz_L the pog is soooooo slightly different in the eyes
Cimurph: Should move the helm over to protect akiri
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Drawing cards is fun.
Countjondi: getting a 3/3 that draws a card every turn seems sweet
Gaz_L: no
RevolverRossalot: I like Helm of the Host on Fervant so you can move over Collar+Mask for deathtouch pings.
RedShiftLive: Feldon has no targets in the graveyard
Kaktus021: Feldon has no targets
Hexi_Lexi: no, the token stays around
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Countjondi: champion, not even close
rasterscan: Fervent, Akhiri is your gas
Greenemesis: Sac champ
Gaz_L: yeah, champ
xerjen: Akiri gives carddraw
Landgraft: definitely fervent champion
Rynehawk: aaay thanks @JR_Plays_Games !!
voslan: Nice!
Argumentable: champ cause card draw is good
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
Gaz_L: Eugine!
JR_Plays_Games: ^_^
RedShiftLive: Ah F
HouseofShadow: sac champ
chairobscuro: champion's helm protects akiri on it's own. Hexproof is relevant
Duhstink: more like no-stroy
TheBearBee: Don't click through G
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Diabore: get wrecked op
sblue333: ayy get got
Josherm: PogChamp
elkae: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
WolfgangCloud: Other helm
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Professor_Rakor: bonesplitter was lethal?
sblue333: OP right now NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Duhstink: first they're gonna attack ugin. then they're gonna attack my face. OH NOO
chairobscuro: helmn protexts koll
TheBearBee: Helm hats for every one
JR_Plays_Games: Hats for all!
vargasbball3: nice
chairobscuro: GGs
Gaz_L: LRR again proves that hats win MTG
voslan: Nice
xerjen: That deck is absurd
CptFranisDrake: noivr
Countjondi: hell to the yeah
rasterscan: This deck is sick, I wish we could bring it into Arena
chairobscuro: This is a sweet equipment deck
azidbern95: break time
sblue333: Holy shit I love this draft deck, definitely have to watch the vod
EvilBadman: Concession also lethal
Professor_Rakor: shrug
sirdrew666: great deck
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:30.
sblue333: Heard Arena is back up??
tipulsar85: That sure was a match end..
maxthefourth: this looks like a akiri commander deck
KingOfDoma: @juliamon tier 3 subs?
HouseofShadow: make some pour over coffee!
internetFionna: @sblue333 i'm testing it. i can get in the client but the store isn't working
Juliamon: 🤔
twistedlock23: im in arena rn
twistedlock23: its working fine
Gaz_L: *reads text on Body Of Research in spoilers* Wait, put HOW MANY COUNTERS?
BleedingToast: sergeLurk
internetFionna: okay yeah i was able to matchmake
Earthenone: its real
Earthenone: and a joke
LoadingReadyRun: Yes but also it's real
Juliamon: It was supposed to be last year's AFD joke
HouseofShadow: as a leftie, offended and it's hilarious
Juliamon: but then Everything Happened
Spacecarl: I just realized that the Been magic shirt has a legitimate keyword now.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: hazar
Spacecarl: Been*
internetFionna: @LoadingReadyRun arena's back, i think, mostly, the store isn't working but matchmaking is
Diabore: so, arena?
Spacecarl: dang it. Beej
Ghostalker: this deck is gas sad to abandon it
Diabore: yes, but also no
redhotphil: Noooooooo, cube plz
Moonspeak721: good enough
saffroncorjay: all you need
niccus: god's perfect hand
Zath_: The dream
Archsmurf: Turn on full control!
niccus: remember to turn on full control
Bearudite: the CURVE
TheWarbo: i hate this so much :D
FoxFyr: annnnd cue thoughtseize lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrBEEJ
Gaz_L: an increasingly large chance
HouseofShadow: GOT THERE
xantos69: cheer50 Hey G. How goes the magic?
TheBearBee: Full control
Juliamon: And now they know what's going to happen to them.
Gaz_L: full control
LurkerSpine: full control
dickie_fred: tibalt's trickery is a big reason why i have 4x roiling vortex in my monored
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Just hopped on. You monsters :)
Ghostalker: you can hit their lands graham
Countjondi: trickery is too stupid
FoxFyr: you're a kinder human than I, I always nuke the lands
TheWarbo: yeah it's cast, but also because you can hit a sorcery or whatever if you want to
saffroncorjay: yo is this the hard counter?
HouseofShadow: that's why Trickery so gross
aufbau505: Riley Knight was on the Meddling Mage deck this morning -- that seems really strong in this meta
BleedingToast: What just happened?
Earthenone: turn 2 ulamog is just too slow in this new format
TheWriterAleph: i just got here... what is this format?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Gotta give a gg for this one. They earned it.
circusofkirkus: play oops all mammoths with 250 cards in deck
FoxFyr: The fact that they can use so many fabled passages seems great in this meta
RockPusher: Tired: Surf and Turf - Wired: Crabs and Land
raaabr: So you're saying there's a chance
MehallD: I missed something, how come they have infini-crabs?
sblue333: Guys guys, just put 2 gaea's blessing in
niccus: they have too many cards
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sblue333: and play pathways
Jondare: Yeah Crabs.dec is the T0 of the format. T1 is then the Creeping Chill.dec, with leyline for the mirror
Gaz_L: gottem
Micsig: HOLF
raaabr: Mill the mill deck
Landgraft: rip crab boi
Bearudite: rooma zoom zooom
FoxFyr: lrrSACK lrrCOW
internetFionna: i made a deck with both ruin crab AND scute swarm. it's so mean.
aufbau505: @MehallD This is the April Fools' format -- 40 card minimum, any number of copies of a card, no ban list
baskwalla: amazing
TheWarbo: This "New Historic," availlable April 1 only :D Old-schoo rules of "no 4-copy limit" and 40 card decks
saffroncorjay: fantastic
blip2004: what even is this format?
Diabore: ggop you were a worthy adversary
HouseofShadow: amaxzin
Josherm: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 That was a very large snake display PogChamp
Juliamon: That was lovely
circusofkirkus: just run 250 copies of Kazandu Mammoth
vargasbball3: lol
Zath_: Isn't MTG great?
ALEISmALPTO: what is this?!
Hexi_Lexi: cool game
darkflame0994: I think they are feeling it now Mr. Crabs
Gaz_L: is this the MTG version of WOW Classic?
HouseofShadow: Magic is a fun game
Jondare: My favourite deck was 10 GW pathways, 26 Strays, and 4 Gaeas blessing
MrTheWalrus: 'turn-2 Ulamog only wins if you're really lucky' is quite the format
niccus: you don't!
Zath_: Oh, is this cats
JCMaxw3ll: you don't
sblue333: you don't
1y1e: mill protection
TheBearBee: Mill protection
azidbern95: protection from mill
Jondare: You don't they're for mill
juneblue58: You don't, it stops you from being milled.
TheGreatRevel: Where is pack rat when you need him?
LordSaphni: anti mill
Evochron13: you don't
circusofkirkus: gaea's blessing is the anti mill tech
laikagoat: you dont, its for crabs
frozenphoenix7: You don't
Hexi_Lexi: you dont
Earthenone: its anti mill tech
Moonspeak721: gaea's blessing for all the mill
Diabore: its mill protection
LurkerSpine: oh cats
ThermobaricKitten: I ran Charmed Stray, it was awesome
LurkerSpine: oh not cats
HouseofShadow: its anti mill tech
Professor_Rakor: oh lord
aufbau505: I don't quite understand why the TT deck only has 40 cards though; you could put in a ton more Mountains and TTs and not lose to mill
Jondare: But if you want to cast them, just replace basics with Gx pathways
ThermobaricKitten: You dont, its just mill protection
sblue333: however you could use pathway lands to cast em
ALEISmALPTO: wut
FoxFyr: oh dear
niccus: second-generation degeneracy
SnowBuddy18: what's the new format?
circusofkirkus: honestly just a bunch of the MDFC Mammoth's seem good
m_logan2000: this format is wack. I played a 200 card deck with all stitchers supplier and creeping chills
Moonspeak721: wait how does this win
EldritchProwler: swap the shockland for the wb mdfc
HouseofShadow: as a dedicated mill player, I HAVE to know that card lol
TheWarbo: so does this deck...win
aufbau505: @SnowBuddy18 Historic, no ban list, 40 card minimum, as many copies of everything as you want
dickie_fred: lost legacy finally finds its place in constructed
azidbern95: choose crab
frozenphoenix7: @thewarbo They deck first due to you Lost Legacying their stuff presumably
JCMaxw3ll: lost legacy ruins their deck, they deck first
A_Dub888: !card lost legacy
LRRbot: Lost Legacy [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose a nonartifact, nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles their library, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.
Earthenone: you already won, grats
Archsmurf: Why godless shrine instead of pathways?
a_ytp_fan: oh no
EPiKHandyman: with more than 4 cards allowed you can make decks arbitrarily large and statistically it won't matter
Landgraft: pathway would be a bad choice, but i could maybe understand some fastlands
Ghostalker: no
niccus: yeah, just pray you don't draw the second blessing
Landgraft: too much double pip for pathways
Countjondi: that's what blessing is for
Jondare: No but blessing does
WolfgangCloud: Name Ruin Crab with Lost Legacy
raaabr: That's what the blessing is for
Ghostalker: you can name it
aufbau505: Just go to discard
Ghostalker: lol
sblue333: you should play 2 platinum angel in this deck, I've been on that all day. No one plays interaction!
Hexi_Lexi: correct, but you have Blessing
Earthenone: gaeas blessing means you win though
SnowBuddy18: @aufbau505 so, 25 Oko 15 lands?
ThermobaricKitten: Are there any cards on arena that remove all cards of a certain name from someone's library
aufbau505: Why bother?
Jondare: but yeah replace some of those Shrines with Gx lands, so you can cast one of the Blessings if needed
JCMaxw3ll: i think the deck actually wants 1 or 2 triome so you can cast a blessing from your hand
frozenphoenix7: Lost Legacy @thermobarickitten (Among a few others probably, but I know Legacy is)
bakerydragon: XD
a_ytp_fan: LOL
Archsmurf: Haha
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Seems right
Hexi_Lexi: LOL
A_Dub888: Oh that's how this deck wins
voslan: KA-BOOM
raaabr: I'm pretty sure Lost Legacy just mills out any deck that relies super heavily on one card
aufbau505: @SnowBuddy18 I think most people doing that have some number of Gilded Goose also
JCMaxw3ll: thank you!
adamshandy: you lose hard to meddling mage on the draw :P
JCMaxw3ll: is v cute
internetFionna: i'm playing scute and ruin crab against someone using the white/blue prefab,
darkflame0994: oh I did not realize til just now this format has the old any number of cards rules
Countjondi: Gwen the scissor lady
EvilBadman: OP is some dude I guess
raaabr: I went into this queue with just my Gladiator Black Mold deck, and I actually won
niccus: oh hey earthenone
JCMaxw3ll: snip snpi snip
internetFionna: and i lost cos they have an actual deck
Hexi_Lexi: this deck is so fucking stupid and im in love
raaabr: (Opponent was on some janky simic ramp and sylvan awakening deck)
Earthenone: oops pausing
m_logan2000: 75 stichers supplier 99 ceeping chill, 75 land
HondoTrigger: the guy not in studio sounds like the guy from Adam's game haus, whatever his name was
BoomerAang_Squad: Ear Then One
Earthenone: brb
Hexi_Lexi: Ear The None
SensualSloth: Look at their giant deck
floki4242: it's going to happen again
JCMaxw3ll: not for long
aufbau505: I wonder why that is
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Diabore: !card lost legacy
LRRbot: Lost Legacy [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose a nonartifact, nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles their library, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.
LurkerSpine: Um... they beat you then, probably?
niccus: this can take a while
circusofkirkus: I saw Autumn playing Oops All Mammoths which seems good
floki4242: so much crab
FoxFyr: YASSSS @Earthenone lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: I feel like this is the one incident where ghosting doesn't do much
bakerydragon: XD
Diabore: ty op
Earthenone: im back
bakerydragon: THIS IS GLORIOUS
Seejo_Crux: flobClap
TheElrad: there is also a meddling mage deck
JCMaxw3ll: all 100 crabs
Archsmurf: Yes, it's a pain in the ass
niccus: crab clicker
frozenphoenix7: You would have to do that if someone makes you, yes
FoxFyr: What if one battle of wits in this format lolololol
LordSaphni: you do
LordSaphni: it sucks
TheIceman112: They should make you click - that's their alt win con
MrTheWalrus: Click on 100 crabs, win game
Gaz_L: OP just hands you their deck and folds arms "OK, find em"
Sogheim: Nelson's a monster, lemme say that right here and now. also, thank you.
Professor_Rakor: they could have timed you out
FoxFyr: 100 crabs 100 battle of wits
Archsmurf: How to counter your deck: 500 ruin crabs
Bearudite: the spite
m_logan2000: creeping chill also beats all these crab decks
EPiKHandyman: I'm making 500 card crab just to play and make you click
Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun I had that happen with the stitcher deck only for the opponent to not bother and concede
PixelArtDragon: It's an interesting math problem: with more cards, you get more variance, but you're weaker to mill
Moonspeak721: wait is battle of wits in historic
JCMaxw3ll: i'm with you so far
CastleOtranto: ngl, this is silly ;p
Wolfstrike_NL: This is great lrrBEEJ
Hexi_Lexi: i am 100% in love with this deck. bless your soul, nelly
SnowBuddy18: 140 more crabs to click, 140 more crabs
darkflame0994: to paraphrase a thin man with a helicopter... "This is the greatest FORMAAAAAT"
Juliamon: 100 crabs is carcinized 100 gecs
aufbau505: @Juliamon LUL
ChiefEngineerMichael: 39 Mountains and a Molten Vortex?
Professor_Rakor: i like this plan
Boon_33: 5 color no stuff, just land.
josh___something: eww
A_Dub888: Oh no
JCMaxw3ll: zooooooom
PixelArtDragon: The worst is when your janky deck loses to a normal Historic deck
Landgraft: just good honest magic
Professor_Rakor: nah, just fervents
WolfgangCloud: At 150 cards you should have Yorion as a companion @Earthenone it means you have an out to legacy at least
Hexi_Lexi: fuck i love this, too
floki4242: oh so just no fun
BoomerAang_Squad: No Castle?
aufbau505: @Juliamon Oh my god, this format eventually evolved into Ruin Crab mirrors
FoxFyr: "Javier's wild ride"
darkflame0994: 15 fervent champions.... oh lord
Landgraft: this is literally me as a child when i thought the 4x rule didn't apply trying to play 30 raging goblins
BoomerAang_Squad: oakteaLOL
raaabr: This deck seems more fair
IbunWest: Playing ruin crab in this format is far more no fun imo.
PixelArtDragon: I came across a mono-Doomskar deck
MrTheWalrus: I think this is what qualifies as a 'fair' deck in this format
Landgraft: i think you should have built a 200 card version of this
Landgraft: keep the ratios the same
niccus: oh wait the triggers work
Landgraft: just to stop mill
Diabore: ya, champ was +3
saffroncorjay: I feel like this would be a fun "once every month or so" format
sblue333: 10 doomskar
sblue333: my new idea
bakerydragon: YIKES
Diabore: cmon cavalcade
Seejo_Crux: It's always a good sign when twenty abilities trigger at once.
Gaz_L: just dudes bein bros
Sogheim: ugh first strike
dougma: omg
sblue333: although maybe that's not enough against that
ComplexedOne: fair op
rasterscan: Are we the baddies?
Diabore: thats magic
vargasbball3: wow
Hexi_Lexi: omg im in love
Desruprot: lol
PrancerInflatableReindeer: the games go veery fast.
FoxFyr: elfunkChunk
darkflame0994: I take it back... THIS is the greatest plaaaan
josh___something: This is extremely rude, to be fair
Gaz_L: powerful magic
vargasbball3: you are so bad
HondoTrigger: whats the sideboard guide for this deck Kappa
m_logan2000: who thought this format was a good idea
Cephallope: Quick games in this formet
vargasbball3: lol
TheIceman112: Its a format where you try to win in a couple turns and scoop when you don't
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Will we be Conceder or Concedee?
dougma: ok, I need to build an oops all cats deck for this
MaelstronSolenor: you are crushing people's spirits today....
niccus: this is moderately rude in this format
Catastrophil: Javier gets on real well with himself
Moonspeak721: this format is for rudes
kumatsu: this FORMAT seems incredibly rude
LurkerSpine: This is a rude format though
JCMaxw3ll: this is probably the correct length of games like that
aufbau505: These free-to-enter formats usually have people scooping really quick -- no incentive to play it out
Zoso_Wolf: Yeah do these games go past turn 3?
Inept_Hope: 4 platinum angel, 20 Ginger Brute
LordSaphni: what ratio did he use for this?
DeM0nFiRe: I'm too dumb to make any of the more interesting decks you guys are doing, so I stole the 20 ruin crabs idea LUL
niccus: uh oh
TheWarbo: so much of this format is "oh, so that's what OP is doing *pause* *consider* yup, they're gonna be faster than me" *concede*
dougma: YES!
JCMaxw3ll: COUNTERED
Evochron13: death touch with fynn?
bjorlamn: Got some good ol’ vintage length games here
Archsmurf: CATS
dougma: oops all cats!
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun Nah this is no worse then 20 mountains 20 firebolts. Magic as Garfield intended!
FoxFyr: Time to watch Adam stream snipe ya lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: Stick Chandra's phoenix thing in there and you get one of my favourite standard decks from a while back.
CastleOtranto: I don't think I've ever had this much fun watching a Mgic stream
BoomerAang_Squad: How about Gideon Tribal? lrrBEEJ
Desruprot: meow
PixelArtDragon: That lifelink is going to do work
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun play 2 copies of Gaeas Blessing and some number of duals for the anti mill tech :p
HouseofShadow: this is definitely the reason I stopped playing Arena entirely.
floki4242: psychic corrosion. opt. drowned secrets
HondoTrigger: they shortcut animations now, probably a change for mobile
TheIceman112: Your turn to scoop
LurkerSpine: yeah, you're just dead
SeiichiSin: They play off the top after a bit though.
Bearudite: relentless cats
Gaz_L: yeah, it's a weird thing Arena's been doing, if you play the turn real fast, it looks like your spells from main resolve during combat
raaabr: Another playset of
LackingSanity_: literally unbeatable
raaabr: Relentless Cats
RayFK: 1v1 me bro
LordSaphni: run-away steamkins, spikefield hazard, and light up the stage @LoadingReadyRun
Hexi_Lexi: oh i was around for it, and i loved how 0 fun it was
Desruprot: the cat train did well
josh___something: Charmed strays meta... huh
Desruprot: charmed I'm sure
MaelstronSolenor: so arena now has a oops you are dead mode?
Sannindi: Cats > Knights
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Science: Cats faster killers than knights.
Gaz_L: Fatal Push is on Arena
JCMaxw3ll: all one drops
ChiefEngineerMichael: Cheer100 39 Mountains and a Molten Vortex?
BoomerAang_Squad: Legion's End rules this format
mulligan2six: too slow I think...
sblue333: Platinum Angel for the 1 creature
MoaiGangsta: fatal push deck with a companion?
Countjondi: legion's end seems more efficient
bakerydragon: Adam you are a glorious monster
raaabr: Dec in stone?
LurkerSpine: legion's end
PixelArtDragon: I tried it, doesn't work as well as you'd think
WolfgangCloud: 20 Thoughtsieze 20 Death Shadow 20 swamps
LackingSanity_: fatal push deck seems like it would match up poorly against the stitchers supplier deck
Moonspeak721: yeah legion's end is a board wipe against a lot of decks it seems
HondoTrigger: 20 wrath of gods 20 lands
kumatsu: @WolfgangCloud Why play swamp when you can play Aagadeem
RayFK: Oh you're gonna get Tibalted
niccus: full grip of javiers
CastleOtranto: @Hexi_Lexi Your aggressive positivity is delightful!
Hexi_Lexi: next just play a bunch of swamps, a bunch of 2 mana removal spells, and 1 creature
sblue333: I've been playing platinum angel all day. I have 10 doomskar 8 mind stone and 6 platinum angels.
niccus: oh you're dead
Moonspeak721: uh oh
WolfgangCloud: @kumatsu you are right!
Archsmurf: Tibalt time
Hexi_Lexi: @CastleOtranto NO YOURE DELIGHTFUL
PixelArtDragon: There IS a mono-doomskar deck (I have no idea what their win con was other than mill)
JCMaxw3ll: UH OH
bakerydragon: DAMN
RayFK: This is the version I'm playing
HondoTrigger: wow oppo is playing legacy
Sannindi: Bold of you to assume you're getting a next turn.
LordSaphni: run-away steamkins, spikefield hazard, and light up the stage go you can potentially go infinite and just spike them to death
ComplexedOne: wut! lol
bakerydragon: OOF
sblue333: warning people won't concede when they don't have an out to angel
aufbau505: Real talk, the breakout deck of the format is 100 WU Pathway, 100 Meddling Mage
accountmadeforants: Both teams played hard
nightraven949: welp we tried
Desruprot: well that hurt
Stormthius: man magic is such a fun and balanced game
RayFK: The real strat is to play a second ulamog and blow up your lands
Diabore: was fun while it lasted
ChiefEngineerMichael: We're on a 2 turn clock
Gaz_L: I'm crying with laughter
TheBearBee: I'm listening...Oh no my permanents!
TehAmelie: permanents, more like. . .im-permanents
BoomerAang_Squad: tripple down
Diabore: 3 champ is 6 this turn
dm818: @aufbau505 you monster
Professor_Rakor: bold
niccus: spreading the fun
Gaz_L: that was nice of them
PixelArtDragon: Bomat Courier and Tempered Steel is working well for me
sterlingsojourner: 50 Plows and 50 Cows next?
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: This is why your run Omni and 10 ulamogs
TehAmelie: hey are we fighting a god of evil? or a demon or something? i forgot
accountmadeforants: Eldritch horror TehAmelie
Moonspeak721: for funzies
Hexi_Lexi: am i the only one who very much wants a bunch of swamps and removal spells and 1 singular creature
frozenphoenix7: Ulamog? Eldritch Horror. opponent's avatar? Big Evil Demon
accountmadeforants: Unless you meant the Avatar. In which case demon, yes.
Archsmurf: Actually more damage :P
raaabr: I think you beat that deck by them whiffing
Juliamon: She meant the name Abbadon
TehAmelie: Abaddon, i think it's biblical, or near-biblical
franzincolor: good god this format is insane. I thought it was a meme, I had no idea it was real
TheIceman112: They've turned Arena into a very complicated coin-flipping machine
accountmadeforants: But like, Demon Who Runs The Circus
graal_smith: Any interesting April Fools pranks Graham?
redhotphil: Yeaaaaaahhhhhh
TehAmelie: nice
TheMagicToolBus: LUL
Hexi_Lexi: mishras_workmop is SUCH a good username
mulligan2six: the race is on
TehAmelie: what a funky board. feels like playing on Lego
HouseofShadow: Adam, who is the better dad? James or G?
raaabr: They messed up! They messed up!
m_logan2000: they are suppose to block
swaggytaco: mr. freeze
lamina5432: goblin gathering
Diabore: i think we die
mulligan2six: we ded
Hexi_Lexi: OH
raaabr: Huh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cool
m_logan2000: how did Nelson not win with that
LackingSanity_: I think their clock is faster
TehAmelie: they MOPPED the floor witgh us
Hexi_Lexi: god, this format is so much fun to watch
MaelstronSolenor: why does this even exist?
UWDJohn: I like how the meta is being developed in real time.
DeM0nFiRe: This format is super dumb and super fun
Bearudite: at least its a fast format
Moonspeak721: this format is v good and i won't be ready for it to go away tomorrow
frozenphoenix7: I mean, that one seems like you can get Ulamog'd tbg
red_cleaver: how long have u been back
frozenphoenix7: tbh*
CastleOtranto: I'm cool if this format only exists one day a year, but WHAT A DAY!
Hexi_Lexi: the mirror!
niccus: oh yeah you don't want the meta for this to ferment and grow legs
JCMaxw3ll: *spiderman pointing*
raaabr: "BROTHER!"
ChiefEngineerMichael: I have to admit, I do love this idea, but also because it neatly demonstrates why card limits exist
Gaz_L: it's a shame Strixhaven isn't out yet, no Lightning Bolt, no Swords, no Demonic Tutor
Desruprot: *spiderman pointing*
dougma: 3 champions
SeiichiSin: Three champs for sure faster.
WolfgangCloud: Play champions this turn
FoxFyr: three champs is better
Hexi_Lexi: 3 champs
TheGreatRevel: more javis is always better
ArdCollider: @Gaz_L no Body of Research
PixelArtDragon: Ew, I'm facing someone running Nexus of Fate
HouseofShadow: should work
FoxFyr: more champions than a jousting tourney
Gaz_L: i mean, heck, the Power 9 have technically been on Arena in that Theros precon thing, just chuck them in here
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right, Nexus of Fate, the card that made me start not wanting to play magic
franzincolor: It's like the Savannah Lions math problem this is awesome
Hexi_Lexi: oh no! the 5 pieces of Javier Exodia!
LordSaphni: did not expect to get matched up vrs you that was me @LoadingReadyRun
Stormthius: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Desruprot: triggers go brrrrrrr
Mistborn83: good on op
FoxFyr: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
TheMagicToolBus: They were stream sniping! Kappa
TehAmelie: good times
TheWarbo: it's amazing to watch "it's weak to drawing the wrong half of your deck" when the deck has three different cards total
Evochron13: i mean... cavalcade attacks
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WolfgangCloud: Too Slow
LurkerSpine: just all shock
LordSaphni: thanks KingOfDoma
RayFK: I think you would lose
Desruprot: xD
TheWarbo: if you want another attacky deck we haven't done Strays yet
Gaz_L: i mean, 10 Mountains and 30 Shocks is a bad version of the classic
KingOfDoma: np, @lordsaphni
TheElrad: I think that meta deck is 250 mammoths
Evochron13: are servers super slow in matchmaking or should i reboot arena?
g_stein: im playing Birgi shock
juneblue58: This is for shenanigans, not wins.
RayFK: You say Twitch Chat to me? How dare you Adam
Favre_Studios: May as well try
silv3r_54: I like my 20 x Death's Shadows , 20 x Agadeem's Awakening
JCMaxw3ll: daaaaaaaamn
SeiichiSin: Buuuuurn.
Mr_Horrible: If you choose to spend your day in the circus, don't get mad if someone calls you a clown Kappa
RayFK: That felt weird to hear
RayFK: On many levels
Professor_Rakor: so...how about like 40 ornithopters and some improvise thingie
franzincolor: What about a bunch of Giant Plows and Felidar Guardian?
Zath_: This is the best deck for this format that I've played, if anyone wants to farm easy daily wins. 16 Meddling Mage 8 Thoughtsieze 8 Concealed Courtyard 4 Hallowed Fountain 4 Watery Grave
korvys: Adam out here Awakening the Trolls
Moonspeak721: 25 thieves' guild enforcer won a bunch of games for me this morning
Earthenone: i just tried this deck you are playing but with swords of body and mind instead of calamitys, cut so many puppies out
korvys: !quote adam
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TheWarbo: 1 attack away? back to ulamog!
drdudeman: I'm having such a blase day
TheBearBee: Arena goes BRrrrr
TotallyNotaBeholder: what is the cheapest land destruction? I feel evil for suggesting that
RayFK: Someone say fast? rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
franzincolor: and a partridge in a pear tree
CastleOtranto: So not to get too real on everyone, but I'm sitting here giggling and realizing I haven't felt this level of joy in a long time. This stream rocks.
Mr_Horrible: oh wow, the ACTUAL no-fun
Zath_: It's the perfect deck
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
murilomarquez: i like that deck
TheWarbo: i love it
Gaz_L: !card meddling mage
LRRbot: Meddling Mage [WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
murilomarquez: we should make it
TehAmelie: we can call it Fun SWAT
Sogheim: oh no!
Zath_: I went like 25-1 or so with it
Desruprot: curiouser and curiouser
niccus: ah fuck you're dead
Gaz_L: this might be a real deck
RayFK: Wow you're boned
Sogheim: I know this one!
bakerydragon: XD
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HouseofShadow: 2 gaea's blessing just to be sure
swaggytaco: oppo is the only person in the queue playing a fair deck
murilomarquez: thats cheating
RayFK: Blocked by Religion, again
voslan: you see what their deck does
Mr_Horrible: completely stopped by a Sailor of Memes
drdudeman: we concede and get out of the match since we got the quest reward?
m_logan2000: our opponent is just playing standard
MoaiGangsta: at least you got your 1 attack in
TheGreatRevel: Interaction?!?! What is this witchcraft!
jkoon78076: what's this actual magic deck happening?
Vyous: Are they just playing actual factual historic angels? lol
HouseofShadow: YOU LOSE
PrancerInflatableReindeer: just a regular historic deck?
bakerydragon: No mister Bond, I expect you to die!
YourDemonicDad: come on and slam
zuchen_120: come on and slam and welcome to the jam dang
YourDemonicDad: and get your ass in a jam
Gaz_L: this looks like the real angels deck, yeah
elkae: Well I'm quite dead, you see
Ghostalker: good thing you got that one attack
Micsig: Playing fair magic, what a monster
JCMaxw3ll: play one way
PixelArtDragon: Damn, being able to play more than x4 Bomat Courier is really good
someone_evil: Based on your games I expected more crab mill so I filled my deck with narcomebas
ZackTheCatKing: Yoooouuuuu areeee the championnnnsssssss my friendd.....
niccus: 250 narcomoebas?
Mr_Horrible: this format is a weirdly organic arms race
Gaz_L: settle?
BoomerAang_Squad: Think the other red deck was a Yidaro cycling deck.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're just playing Bant Angels.
raaabr: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY SPICY
JCMaxw3ll: we got GOT, holy
Desruprot: wait what?
Vyous: Lol yeah this is just actual historic angels
niccus: is this just regular historic lifegain coco
BraveKingMax: hateful
franzincolor: this format needs more manamorphose and grapehsot
Gaz_L: yeah, this is a legit deck in real Historic
journojared: my opponent just whiffed on their trickery
SnowBuddy18: oofa
WolfgangCloud: This is just a historic deck
Landgraft: are they just in the wrong queue
armoredscarves: Gooftown more like OOFtown
A_Dub888: tee hee, we're in trouble
Diabore: we didnt want to win anyway op
TheWarbo: this is amazing
JCMaxw3ll: what a good video game
mulligan2six: they're playing a legit deck in a meme format
PrancerInflatableReindeer: this is really just a normal historic deck :D
Radyin: Huh.
Sogheim: no, Bishop of Wings is too OP
ComplexedOne: well, i guess we die
frozenphoenix7: Opponent is just playing an actual deck from actual formats
malexus101: this is a normal historic deck, what a champ
TheWarbo: like someone just legit went "i'm taking my historic ladder deck into the goof format"
TheWarbo: and are beating us
HouseofShadow: is their deck just something well thought out?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Cheer50 Is this actual Matt Wiggins we're up against?
WolfgangCloud: Are they playing 60 cards because this is a top tier historic deck?
murilomarquez: meddling mage deck lets go
Bearudite: playing a real deck against degens is BEAUTIFUL
raaabr: @TheWarbo TBF, I brought a gladiator deck into the Queue and I beat someone
redhotphil: Cubeplz
lamina5432: almost top tier historic deck
PixelArtDragon: It's a little sad to see opponents play with normal Historic decks
RayFK: You can often find them in the Outfield Adam
HondoTrigger: someone needs to brush up on their friday nights lore, adam
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I played this deck once earlier because I'm about 32 rares short of making it.
jorian57: Ah yes, Flight of the Valkyries iirc
holz1994: Have you played the Charmed Stray deck yet?
gunbuster000: inb4 you mirror match this deck
PrancerInflatableReindeer: just double the numbers for the anti mill, right?
Gaz_L: i'm actually playing the Orzhov aura deck on ladder and am tempted to try it here
hispanic_at_the_di5co: ohh yes 30 shocks and 10 lands .dec
Moonspeak721: this seems unpleasant
BoomerAang_Squad: Ummm someone played double leyline of abundance vs me
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rasterscan: !card meddling mage
LRRbot: Meddling Mage [WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
murilomarquez: awful for our op Kappa
Favre_Studios: double everything, may as well
Gaz_L: god's perfect hand
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so do we go t1 thoughtseize, t2 mage every game?
Gaz_L: ban tibalt
Diabore: name trickery
Boon_33: oo
Zath_: GG
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RayFK: Holy shit
silv3r_54: LUL
Diabore: aaaaaaaaaaaand scoop
frozenphoenix7: Name Trickery then name Conjurer
Gaz_L: let's see if they scoop
Mr_Horrible: oh wow I feel gross just *watching* this
noname1101: This is gross
bakerydragon: XD
TheWriterAleph: sergeJustRight
TheWarbo: remember you can name "ulamog" and they can't cast it out of exile too
JCMaxw3ll: and then ugin
Boon_33: didn't concede?
JCMaxw3ll: errrr, ulamog
korvys: Name the snake
Diabore: absolute monster
Gaz_L: then name ulamog with the third
murilomarquez: no fun zone
Earthenone: remember to name the ulamog
Jondare: and then start naming like Ugins and Ulamogs
bakerydragon: This is tether hunter in super crucible XD
niccus: they don't want a variety, makes the deck way less consistent
lethalbluesunzenith: or ugin
a_ytp_fan: this format is just a race to create something and then create something else to counter that strategy
baskwalla: Talk about hate bears
Vyous: I think OP might be trying to figure out why they can't cast any spells
Micsig: They didn't read
TheWarbo: you don't want variety in the cheap spell, but variety in the payoff spell is fine
niccus: yeah, the meta is very similar to... what was the name, 3-card magic?
red_cleaver: you gotta name all the cards in their deck then land pass till they concede lol
Diabore: i think op is going to rope us
franzincolor: petition to call this "Put some respec on that name"
Sogheim: they can't cast Ulamog if they don't have a colorless source, right?
juneblue58: Pretty much. But this is silly and therefore fun.
Dashiell: This is Magic in it's purest form
red_cleaver: you win the mill strat by 1 lol
Mr_Horrible: yeah but this one is happening almost instantaneously
Gaz_L: reading the cards, something something
Favre_Studios: name ulamog, name ugin, name all the bombs
Mr_Horrible: rapid-pace evolution, it's glorious
Buxx345: pffffffff
PixelArtDragon: Oh hey, someone's Necromentia-ing me
RayFK: You ever see a sight as glorious as that?
TehAmelie: this is like an AI evolving strategies and counter-strategies faster than human thought
Jadaris: name black lotus
Serpens77: Nah, once you've named all the cards they actually ahve, you start naming things to style on them like "Flood of Tears" "Didn't Say Please", "Saw it coming"
zuchen_120: You're going to thoughtseize yourself to death lol
Diabore: good ol utamog
1y1e: life totals are even, it's a balanced game Kappa
SnowBuddy18: there's a legal line in normal Arena that lets you cast Explosion for 420
Moonspeak721: if you're in a place where you might get ropin' mad you probably shouldn't queue up in this format
hispanic_at_the_di5co: I'm running mono pack rats you would have boomed me
Zath_: One the draw you still have thoughtsize to stop them
Manwichcannon: my black white green saproling lifegain deck has served me surprisingly well since mtga got historic
frozenphoenix7: Nah, on the draw you would have sniped their Conjurant
internetFionna: people are coming into this format with Serious Decks and it's very funny.
bakerydragon: XD
Earthenone: ropin' mad is that the next button for card kingdom?
TehAmelie: ever been so angry you just start jumproping?
frozenphoenix7: You *can* lose for being on the draw, but you wouldn't have in this case
a_ytp_fan: i really hope they bring this back at some point
Boon_33: naw, these are strategic pauses, they have alot of planning to do.
Gaz_L: ugin?
korvys: But their free wins, Graham. You have denied them those free wins
rasterscan: Oko
mulligan2six: I wanted to do the broken things!!!
lethalbluesunzenith: yoked ox
niccus: is there a rope card
Gaz_L: Ghalta?
Diabore: lotus
frozenphoenix7: Abandon Hope
WolfgangCloud: abandon hoper
Serpens77: Flood of Tears
1y1e: I would've gotten away with it too! if it wasn't for you meddling mages
Professor_Rakor: ornithopter
NazTMann: fblthp!
RayFK: Omniscience
swaggytaco: flood of tears
CptFranisDrake: llanowar elves
xantos69: Hold the absolute F on here! Are you telling me that people having counter play to my 1 card combo is allowed?
Jondare: Abandon Hope
Mr_Horrible: fblthp
silv3r_54: LUL
RayFK: HOLY
RayFK: YES
Micsig: coward
MoaiGangsta: name meddling mage
crustix79: goose
Moonspeak721: yargle
Vyous: Wings of Hubris
baskwalla: wow
TheWarbo: name the other oko
RayFK: OMG
bakerydragon: SAVAGE
laikagoat: zoeyLOL zoeyLOL
Khalahd: you monsters
TheWriterAleph: O O F
BoomerAang_Squad: HATEFUL
lethalbluesunzenith: F
niccus: report lrr for bm
Boon_33: F
rocketjohn: gross.
Rynehawk: LUL LUL
malexus101: isn't there smth about salt?
Mr_Gainsworth: you killed that person dead
PixelArtDragon: That's too good
saffroncorjay: name palinchron
TheWarbo: okay now we're just rude
Favre_Studios: ugin
Boon_33: gonna get reported for this
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wow! I thought this was a nice place
Mr_Horrible: okay, *now* we're bullying a little :p
ashteranic: toxic
bakerydragon: Bonus points that the tears can help with the burn
murilomarquez: tears was savage
crustix79: catoven
Serpens77: Riley was playing this deck yesterday for like, hours LUL
TheBearBee: No tears OP, meddling mage won't allow it
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laikagoat: fionaLove fionaLove fionaLove
HondoTrigger: you gotta hit oppo with the sleeping hedron emote
Desruprot: woah
Mr_Horrible: the detante is lifted
phoenixofthelight: Happily Ever After
bakerydragon: Dang
juneblue58: That's valid.
grander_pastures: Neat
xantos69: Phrasing?
Hexi_Lexi: HOLY MOY
BoomerAang_Squad: PHRASING
Seejo_Crux: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
Hexi_Lexi: MOY
bakerydragon: amydCheers amydBookFair amydBookFair amydBookFair
Hexi_Lexi: MOLY
LurkerSpine: anyone want to quote that?
voslan: NICE
RayFK: Graham that's the whole purpose of that body part
WetPaperSack: Gotta gift bomb for that alone
LiveFaust: You wanna take that again?
josh___something: There is nothing holy about Destiny crucible
Hexi_Lexi: got there :p
SeiichiSin: Considering they are trying to make you concede on delaying the time... I think we good to be a bit evil.
TheWarbo: the segue
Cephallope: That segway
Foxmar320: Got here in time to hear Graham say "Nut sack is coming" and I don't want any context for that
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ThermobaricKitten: Pheldagryphh
RayFK: Coming is literally what it's for
SnowBuddy18: holy subs
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darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun "the nutsack is coming" ~ GrahamStarke, 2021. When we gonna get the shirt?
Dashiell: Everyone did the best they could
TheWarbo: jordan no
Mr_Horrible: "both teams played hard"
malexus101: what a clean game of magic
Front_Ranger: @Foxmar320 LOL. Perrrrfect timing indeed.
franzincolor: oh wow thanks!
Ballistic_Meatball: If we were actually going to BM in response we'd attack with only one creature at a time
dragoonlacey169: Thamks for the sub :D
bakerydragon: @TheWarbo - but is he wrong?
MoaiGangsta: now to make the kill spell deck for your quest lol
Ballistic_Meatball: really draw it out
WetPaperSack: Completely fair Magic
Front_Ranger: official
TehAmelie: next step i predict someone will bother making a 250 card singleton deck just to counter Meddling Mage
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Favre_Studios: we should quote "the nutsack is coming"
RayFK: @TheWarbo Jordan Yes
rocketjohn: Jordan, put down that sword, you can't be trusted with it.
saffroncorjay: this is 100% a sometimes format but I kind of hope it's more than once a year
phoenixofthelight: That was No™️
Desruprot: Olive Garden, I hope they got bread sticks
Uzumaki15: Both sides played hard
g_stein: i finally did the thing
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Diabore: can we do a full match in 30 minutes?
malexus101: this deck looks insane
Ballistic_Meatball: godo with helm of the host....
Ballistic_Meatball: beautiful
Bearudite: "low poer"
Diabore: ttsf
Bearudite: *power
adambomb625: What is Nega-Cube?
Manwichcannon: I am playing new historic right now and my opponent is very quickly creating several hundred copies of scute swarm and i am enjoying it far too much
nightraven949: low power theres a godo and a helm of the host thats a CEDH combo win
NotCainNorAbel: unfix on purpose
PixelArtDragon: Unfix? Break?
TheTekkieman: Gasp!
lethalbluesunzenith: "low power" has godo/helm
notthepenguins: we... call that breaking
Moonspeak721: unfixing seems like something you can do very quickly
hispanic_at_the_di5co: unfix this house?
Gaz_L: i think the correct term is 'sabotage'
frnknstn: Bonesplitter? Low power?
darkflame0994: Well i gotta head off night everyone good luck with the match!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Let’s take something that might have worked, and make sure it most certainly won’t. Join Ian as he harvests a thrift find for electronic parts. Game: Ian Unfixes the Whole Thing) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (24m from now).
RayFK: Listen all y'all
elkae: Noooo please I'm just a level one goblin
ShaneLeeAtk: Parts Reclamation
Biffus1337: how did u liked kaldheim?
TehAmelie: sabotage with a wooden shoe, if you want to be classy
internetFionna: oh noooo. i went up against chill with ruin crab
UWDJohn: "de-featuring"
CptFranisDrake: Is Ian gonna "F*ck this House?"
internetFionna: i'm *helping them*
CAKHost: I seem to remember it is making something not work again
PixelArtDragon: It's like the Tinkerer's Cube from a few months ago on Arena
CAKHost: Whatever that means
graal_smith: I had to restart my computer and now you're playing MTGO
RevolverRossalot: Mask into Koll is value! this is great
Sogheim: I saw a Skyscanner and I like that power level of cube
Gaz_L: I pronounce it sabo-taj
Desruprot: if you wanted higher power, you would use spark harvest instead of bone splitters
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @graal_smith oh no, I hope your computer is ok
HouseofShadow: mask can kill that seer real quick
bakerydragon: wow. As someone who's only ever played Arena not mtgo I find this surprisingly hard to parse
JCMaxw3ll: mask can kill one of those
WolfgangCloud: Viscera Seer: "Look at all these guts I have!" Everyone else: "I would rather not"
hispanic_at_the_di5co: I just keep drawing lands in my arena draft - I didn't realise the curse of James applied to people watching it as well
frnknstn: I can't wait for the inevitable Shadows block remastered Arena format
Uzumaki15: We can flip the mayor back
LurkerSpine: double spell and kill wofl
frozenphoenix7: Day and night
frozenphoenix7: Graham got it
JCMaxw3ll: OOOOHHHHHH
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Moonspeak721: werewolf hate magic
raaabr: It's still imo pretty unintuitive
notthepenguins: that... at least makes some sense. What a weird mechanic though
Landgraft: wait, scion of darkness?
raaabr: The werewolf mechanic in Innistrad is really painful
internetFionna: @DocAwesome hap birf!
bakerydragon: Werewolves got the zoomies and overstimulated is pretty great ^-^
DocAwesome: @internetfionna Thanks!
ElektroTal: wow, arena changed
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @ElektroTal april fools update
Earthenone: yeah this is the april fools arena overlay :P
Gaz_L: and if it dies, it bounces back
Hexi_Lexi: @ElektroTal whats arena? Kappa
malexus101: you can double spell, right? equip the 1/1 sac it, get it ton hand with koll and cast it again + stave off?
saffroncorjay: imagine if the April Fools joke was making the Arena client look like MTGO
Desruprot: first strike damage and normal damage
Desruprot: also can't it become indestructible anyways?
someone_evil: Hey, having a bunch of narcomebas just worked!
korvys: Hey, here's a tip if you're playing with the Meddling Mage deck, chat - You have to name Plunder Deeper, not Merfolk Secretkeeper
Mr_Horrible: you heard him, chat. We're smart today
elkae: seabatBRAIN
LurkerSpine: I mean, you could collar and kill?
LurkerSpine: Equip Collar and kill?
malexus101: is it the creature that deals dmg there?
ElektroTal: stave it off, one two three
ElektroTal: and now you can count to three
sniperserpent: !card godsend
LRRbot: Godsend [1WW] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+3. / Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by one or more creatures, you may exile one of those creatures. / Your opponents can't cast spells with the same name as a card exiled with Godsend. / Equip {3}
xantos69: They are in a black deck, you may want the protection for their removal spell.
sniperserpent: collar and mask are a cool combo
rasterscan: I'll say it again, this is a sick deck
cartboy1234: like your cut g
malexus101: this deck is low key gross
Mr_Horrible: they're gonna cull koll?
WolfgangCloud: Attach Godsend?
m_logan2000: godsend
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cast akiri, equip blademaster and attack to draw a card?
internetFionna: after the past lil bit in arena it's so weird to hear you refer to more than 2-3 card names for one game
WolfgangCloud: Important to note stave off doesn't protect from motorpod
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ElektroTal: you drafted a commander deck
drdudeman: @loadingreadyrun are there any plans to run a dice friends game in Theros?
CptFranisDrake: akiria still unequipts for indestructable right?
MehallD: You're right
frozenphoenix7: Itll work since Mortarpod gives the ability to the creature
Archsmurf: Also Akiri's ability
LurkerSpine: I mean, akiri protects the other kor anyway
NatalieTwenty: L1 judge here, yes, the creature is dealing the damage. Protection will work :)
WolfgangCloud: I was wrong!
rasterscan: Eyyyy Shivam
xantos69: Confirm it is creature. I used to use it on deathtouchers for value.
HouseofShadow: you right
RayFK: Mirrodin BesSIEGED NUTS
juneblue58: I enjoyed it at the time, certainly.
Desruprot: the Scars block was neat
m_logan2000: it was infect everywhere
Desruprot: the draft was actually fun for Scars
xantos69: Adam, that entire block was outstandingly interesting.
LordSaphni: what format was miserable for you G?
NrgSpoon: sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is tasty enough
niccus: standing applause for the joke
Mr_Horrible: we're clapping politely
RayFK: NOW I'M NOT A TWITCH CHATTER
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
RayFK: Love you too
Serpens77: Special Guest Voice
Ritaspirithntr: Lol
TheWarbo: the twitch chat is coming from inside the discord!
korvys: @RayFK Now you're also a hacker
fcloud: yum, sieged nuts. my favorite christmas tradition
Gaz_L: Very good of LRR to allow fans to guest on the stream
Bearudite: discord crimer
TheBearBee: Leave Akiri's skin alone
elkae: Jordan left Adam hanging there
Countjondi: ping their face
elkae: "I know"
LiveFaust: Stave it off, 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to 3.
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
RayFK: Roasted
Gaz_L: LUL
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5643: "Kirby is the kind of kid that sits in the back of class and eats glue sticks like they were Push Pops." —Adam [2018-12-26]
rasterscan: So, is there anything stopping an opponent from "roping" for all of their remaining minutes in MTGO?
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Desruprot: LUL
NatalieTwenty: Mask+Basilisk Collar is a sweet combo
obionedrop: Oh that's essek
HondoTrigger: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatApp seabatApp
obionedrop: he's a drow
RockPusher: seabatNogood
ElektroTal: breyaDisappoint
grander_pastures: Critters
Mr_Horrible: seabatNOGOOD
SAJewers: when does lrr get a touchdown emote? lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: dinger
armoredscarves: FBtouchdown
Gaz_L: they're rather popular
Mr_Horrible: seabatNogood
Musicsquid: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
grander_pastures: Theres an IP remote battle
shurtal: yovgWant
cuttlefishman: Oh, playing MTGO today
josh___something: That's a beautiful emote XD
fcloud: adam is so jealous
lamina5432: just played 100 legion conquistador 50 zombie infestation and 50 bright grim pathway
shurtal: YUP
Defrost: What Bautista really really wants?
internetFionna: @cuttlefishman hello 👁✍️
somecall_metim: does he want a ziggy zig ah?
fcloud: have you ever looked at fbtouchdown, like really looked? its is scary as hell
Mr_Horrible: other channel has a FBtouchdown ? That's seabatNogood
A_Dub888: !card zombie infestation
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
DeM0nFiRe: I played against someone who had that tibalt's trickery/ulamog deck except they had the wrong ulamog?
cuttlefishman: Oh, wrestling Q for you wrestling bois - when was Jeffry the Giraffe from Toys R Us making an appearance with WWE?
A_Dub888: !card bright grim pathway
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
cuttlefishman: I've found some .gifs, but don't know when
hispanic_at_the_di5co: I played 80 swamps (all different arts) and 160 packrats, pretty disgusting ngl
ElektroTal: it absolutely is, adam
LurkerSpine: It is, but it's slow
Moonspeak721: it's in a lot of commander deck's i've made
ElektroTal: once beastmaster gets going, it is real real fun
juneblue58: I play cEDH; there is no combat phase.
AngryAngryCow: Its fun in commander, but its not broken.
internetFionna: @cuttlefishman i found a piece on it, i'll DM you on discord
nightraven949: in the right deck beastmaster can be a real problem if you leave it alone for a few turns
cuttlefishman: what
cuttlefishman: amazing
fcloud: once a fortnight
Mr_Horrible: "Is it the Realms?" "Eh, Sword-a"
bwk789: I play a Marath Stax deck in cedh, there will be no spells, only combat
ElektroTal: in cedh there's no second drawphase, tbh
ThermobaricKitten: My current deck is 38 Blinkmoth Nexus and 2 Gaea's Blessing
Gaz_L: i distinctly said no squirrels allowed
Mrsodaking: What format is this?
lamina5432: won but spent 5 minutes selecting Conquistador's
zuchen_120: I run beastmaster ascension in my Izoni deck. I usually get a lot of tokens and attack with all, usually don't lose too much.
ElektroTal: in my hapatra deck, beastmaster just ends up gross
PinkHoneyCMB: @ Graham, my name is Cole, so I keep looking up from work every time I hear you say my name : P
Mr_Horrible: "I finally found what I'm willing to do for a win"
lamina5432: won't play it again
Gaz_L: "is beastmaster ascension good in commander?" asked of man who famously won game of commander with it
frozenphoenix7: Sword on Skyscanner seems solid
Earthenone: sword on skyscanner, block for infinite value? :P
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can Halvar, next turn helm and get a free equip and get infinite value.
bwk789: yes it does come back to hand
frozenphoenix7: It does from the Sword iirc?
Khalahd: yeah it does, thanks to the sword
Earthenone: sword makes it come back to hand
Anonymousless: sword returns creature itself
dm818: read the sword
Gaz_L: Graham did
samu_btdp1985: sword brings it back
Ritaspirithntr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:34.
LurkerSpine: I would've gone for the memes
RayFK: Oh what a great Dreamcast game
RayFK: Really hard
ElektroTal: (ngl, it makes me real happy that you think i'm a commander expert)
TotallyNotaBeholder: Karuga, Jamaica, oooh you beat me to it
TheBearBee: its +2+0 AND vigilance AND recursion. Its so hard to come back from it
ElektroTal: @RayFK Ik(oria)Keruga
RayFK: <3
RayFK: Perfection
bwk789: wait did we have a godo helm draft? thats cedh levels right there
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Caffine1138: awww yeah. some good MTG after class
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ElektroTal: i saw a lady beat ikaruga arcade once. 2 player. one hand on each controller. looped it 3 times on one coin.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can also equip to Halvar to give him hexproof.
lamina5432: @A_Dub888 brightclimb pathway/ grimclimb pathway
ElektroTal: and then i never played ikaruga again
Caffine1138: Halvars just a bit good
fcloud: best part of ikaruga is the soundtrack change my mind
ElektroTal: the best part of ikaruga is everything
korvys: !card Halvar
LRRbot: Halvar, God of Battle [2WW] (back: Sword of the Realms) | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Creatures you control that are enchanted or equipped have double strike. / At the beginning of each combat, you may attach target Aura or Equipment attached to a creature you control to target creature you control.
Omega_Lairon: Mom says it's my turn to use tyhe helmet
Makimachine: It's also on Steam. :D
WolfgangCloud: Going to be fun once you get helm equiped
TheBearBee: HElm Helm Helm
Earthenone: so we die in 2 turns
Mr_Horrible: I, Keruga
TehAmelie: I, Karuga
cuttlefishman: Doesn't Ika stand for squid?
Earthenone: with beastmaster thopters
TehAmelie: we got there
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad there's someone else sharing the brain cell today :P
azidbern95: crack in with Halvar and stave off to win combat
internetFionna: @cuttlefishman google says yes?
Cyborg_Huey: ikaruga is such a great game
frozenphoenix7: They have to block with the Thopter if you go in with Scanner
TheWarbo: and conversely, he can move Pacifisms around
MehallD: if they go to 2 they're dead to mask
azidbern95: pro black to stop chump?
frozenphoenix7: If they go to 2 they die to Mask, so they have to block with the Thopter
tipulsar85: Halvar, making Boros equipment decks easier for the pilot.
IcyDj: how does halvar work if you play helm?
red_cleaver: they can just attack with all on their turn with ascension up
ElektroTal: ikaruga means 'mottled dove' ie a white dove with black spots, which makes sense if you know the game
AussieBrainDoc: nice
ElektroTal: i love how slowly and methodically you tapped, graham
MehallD: they didnt see the line
rasterscan: Siiiiick
Ghostalker: this deck is sweet
LurkerSpine: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Mr_Horrible: Mortarmask gets there
argusthecat: "You must trade" "Don't tell me what to do!"
BraveKingMax: lrrGOAT
RayFK: What a couple of gamers
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Let’s take something that might have worked, and make sure it most certainly won’t. Join Ian as he harvests a thrift find for electronic parts. Game: Ian Unfixes the Whole Thing) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
TehAmelie: Watch knows
ComplexedOne: Nicely done
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Watch 'ain't wrong
Earthenone: HSWP
gamercat88: hrpgSketchy
shurtal: "....and rotate the cushions?"
RayFK: Doesn't your watch know we're in a Pandemic?
LurkerSpine: You should probably finish that league at home
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
tipulsar85: Stretch break?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
bwk789: i thought it was Friday so was surprised to not see FNPF
flukeyluke89: Nice
bwk789: so confused...
CardKingdom: Hey thanks <3
HouseofShadow: kipp29Jet kipp29Gottem
CardKingdom: Pls do
RechargeableFrenchman: Just bought a bunch of stuff from CardKingdom yesterday
Earthenone: they also have an april fools promotion today i belive?
RechargeableFrenchman: They're great
RechargeableFrenchman: @CardKingdom you're great
Serpens77: The JP cards are SO PRETTY
CardKingdom: We're moving slightly slower than usual, but we're working on getting that back up to speed!
azidbern95: Prismari, the College of Dabbing (check out Mascot Exhibition)
tipulsar85: That was certainly a silly set of league games...
RockPusher: Thank you Graham lrrHEART Thank you Adam lrrHEART
CardKingdom: Turns out giant shipping issues the world over cause issues
GapFiller: thanks for streaming G lrrGRAHAM lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaLove fionaLove fionaLove
ComplexedOne: Thanks for hanging out while I update firewalls
azidbern95: thanks all!
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
WetPaperSack: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
GapFiller: bai G lrrGRAHAM see yr later lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, Graham.
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
Mr_Horrible: Trusting Ian, dubious at best LUL
Serpens77: Thanks Gradam
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream lrrHEART
RechargeableFrenchman: @Mr_Horrible Ah yes, trusting Ian. The first mistake.
CptFranisDrake: much needed chuckels :)
Twilight_Spark: Fur suit vehicle? anneLewd
Mr_Horrible: Always Interesting, Rarely Advisable
twistedlock23: just played againsta guy whos entire deck was As Foretold and Essence Scatter
twistedlock23: bruh
shurtal: Isn't a Fursuit Vehicle just a human body?
fcloud: hey was ac black flag any good
90 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
shurtal: i enjoyed it @fcloud
GapFiller: EARLY TTSF CAM RAID!!!
LoadingReadyRun: Thanks Cameron!
corefluxx: TombRaid
Juliamon: Hi raiders! Stick around for some fun dismantling action!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @fcloud I've not heard anything bad about it, but I haven't played personally
twistedlock23: howdy raiders
LoadingReadyRun: Hey Cam Fam, stick around for Tinker Tailor! Ian is gonna break something on purpose.
fcloud: ok thanks
PixelArtDragon: Allegedly on purpose
GapFiller: ^
GrittyGramps: breaking things? and on purpose? sounds like a party!
fcloud: take "something" "apart" "on purpose"
DoodlestheGreat: Doesn't Ian usually break things on purpose?
GapFiller: DoodlestheGreat no Ian usually says he broke it on purpose Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: :tf:
red_cleaver: when will ian be on
SnackPak_: I know it's the joke for TTSF, but I feel like Ian has had a good run on successes recently
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
GapFiller: again
DoodlestheGreat: @red_cleaver, your timing is impeccable.
RockPusher: Unfix! Unfix! Unfix!
GapFiller: really we were barely offline tbh
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time once again for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! This week in honour of the day, Ian turns the show on it’s head, and instead Unfixes the Whole Thing. http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex7VTUcVEAAke9p.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1377773070870401026
RandomTrivia: @SnackPak_ Well we can promise you that today's project definitely won't work by the end of the stream
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
PixelArtDragon: Was the stream what Ian's supposed to be unfixing?
niccus: careful, there's a distinct chance that something will become fixed
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
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yomidian: it seems like ive been hitting this button for four years
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
RockPusher: Ian Horner is… The Unfixer
CptFranisDrake: konbawa ian-sensei
Electrodyne: He needs a mask and a logo
DarkMorford: Unfuck this stream! Kappa
RomanGoro: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:07 PM
RockPusher: Deconstruct it if you will
CBeary_Plays: They F***ed my house!
RandomTrivia: Oh it's a chonker
Nigouki: ew, HP....burn it
jessieimproved: oh no a printer my enemy
Electrodyne: Well there's your problem
RomanGoro: A printer? The devil's tool!
RockPusher: laser or evil?
DarkMorford: Whee, free stepper motors!
JadedCynic: Salvage work!
Electrodyne: EvilJet
SnackPak_: yeah, free motors!
RockPusher: Evil it is!
laudablecalms: Did you at least expense a tarp?
JadedCynic: yeah, if it was a laser printer, it'd STILL WORK
Caffine1138: ohhh. Hopefully the scanning camera is still good
RockPusher: Don't buy inkjets people
TheAinMAP: That looks very similar to the printer my dad just replaced.
RockPusher: Never ever buy inkjets
RandomTrivia: Oooh, room!
JadedCynic: @RockPusher TRUUF
Lord_Hosk: Well for star the ink cartridge is worth $87.99
Arclight_Dynamo: Consumer printers are all bad.
Nigouki: HP is the trashiest of all the trash printer companies
Mushbie: @DarkMorford in my experince modern printers don't use steppers. they use dc motors with optical encoders
SunDancerGE: drunk home go camera!
nightraven949: you have a lovely home Ian
patbaer: I come in to "why is that happening?"
Simonark: We all feel like we've invaded your privacy and are sorry!
Riiiiiiis: there is a cool thing you can do with these, if they have a scanner function - you can make artsy stuff by opening them up and shining a light into them when they do the scanning part of a copy action
RuiFaleiro: @Lord_Hosk just because an object costs X does not mean it is worth that.
DarkMorford: The recent Epson printers that use ink tanks instead of cartridges aren't that bad, IMO.
SnackPak_: so much plastic...
dyvion: oh look, it's a printer that's 3d!
corefluxx: Dusty as heck
Riiiiiiis: clean first
Simonark: Tonight's Episode: The Level of Filth
yomidian: free axle
Riiiiiiis: table is to good looking for the big hammer
RandomTrivia: !quote 6277
LRRbot: Quote #6277: "Everything's detachable with enough force." —Ian [2019-08-05]
TheMerricat: just joined chat, from context we are salvaging a printer for parts?
DarkMorford: Yep
RandomTrivia: We are indeed, Merricat
PixelArtDragon: Now I'm sad that I didn't grab that printer I saw on the curb a few days ago
KevinTheShark: Smashy time!
Simonark: A dream that will last all the love it can give?
Riiiiiiis: the big hammer is the most interesting way to go though :-/
Riiiiiiis: TheMerricat yep
RockPusher: Drawing and quartering an inkjet to serve as a warning to all the others
Riiiiiiis: PixelArtDragon naah, it
Riiiiiiis: it's trash
Lord_Hosk: Spider webs! those are stronger than steel! thats gotta be worth at least $5 a pound!
Lord_ZYRK: It Prints Spiders sounds like a good horror story
PixelArtDragon: @Riiiiiiis The printer, sure. The motors, though...
DarkMorford: Jigsaw would make quick work of that plastic chassis, I imagine.
Caffine1138: ahh. Security Torques
Arclight_Dynamo: Now I'm just remembering the printer execution scene from Office Space.
SnackPak_: it's like a puzzle, taking things apart
RandomTrivia: I deeply understand and sympathise there
TheMerricat: this this is going to be interesting about the only time I've ever salvaged something like this has been in a video game
Arclight_Dynamo: 6 lobe?
DarkMorford: Nah, that's a regular Torx head. The "security" ones have a pin in the middle.
yomidian: that definitely looks like a torx yeah
Caffine1138: yeah. Shadow caused me to think it had the pin
SnowBuddy18: looks like a torx
Lord_Hosk: Thats why Ian votes... because he enjoys dismantling the systems of oppression that hold us all down!
KevinTheShark: The art of dismantling and remantling, upon which nothing changes, except you somehow gain some extra screws
SquareDotCube: Time to break out the ifixit kit
RockPusher: An inkjet printer is being rendered inert so that it may never hurt anyone again - this is a good stream :D
RandomTrivia: Hosk LUL
patbaer: that might be a torx that someone's already struggled with
Caffine1138: well you can. Once
dyvion: nothing!
Lord_Hosk: NOTHING! You get NOTHIGN!
RandomTrivia: "You can certainly try"
Caffine1138: that was a super short bolt
TheMerricat: did I hear someone say that there are inkjets being sold now that have tanks rather than needing to be retrofitted with them?
RandomTrivia: A motor already!
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KevinTheShark: This perspective is really messing with me. I'm gonna tap out
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat Sure are, yep.
Caffine1138: Motors are useful
Electrodyne: Tiny car time!
RandomTrivia: We're really motoring through! lrrBEEJ
Riiiiiiis: Ian, can you invert screen?
DarkMorford: @TheMerricat Yeah. The Epson "EcoTank" line just has ink tanks.
TheMerricat: nice....
MrTheWalrus: I can't shake the feeling of being upside down
Arclight_Dynamo: The philosophy with these things is "what is the cheapest thing that technically works?" They're trash.
Lord_Hosk: but were are were?
Riiiiiiis: there is nothing useful in these machines sadly
Witchy_Diana: what is this that Ian is unfixing?
dyvion: a printer