TheMerricat: Chat, do you think while Paul's at it, we can get him to pick up our groceries and deliver them for us?
ContingentCat: !next
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PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL ! Also, ahoy-hoy, everyone!
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TXC2: CONTACT
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Ready to deliver some parcels?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
NightValien28: oh heck I had forgotten about pif
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NightValien28: hi TXC2 hope you are well and safe friend
TheMerricat: You know what I find most unreal about this game? Sam cares about getting the packages delivered whole.
TXC2: hello NightValien28 I am, thanks for asking
PharaohBender27: Corgo402 Not only is today our protagonist's birthday, but it's the second anniversary plus one day of the very first Play It Forward! And who helmed that pilot episode? Why, none other than today's host, lrrPAUL !
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TheMerricat: WOOT! @PharaohBender27 :)
thetoastmonster: Oi Oi saveloy!
TXC2: TheMerricat to be fair, his pay is directly proportional to the condition of the parcel
blightedowl: first one
TXC2: !vod
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TXC2: cartboy1234 I think you're in the wrong chat
cartboy1234: wdym
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TXC2: ^
cartboy1234: lol LUL
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TXC2: here we GO!
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TXC2: Hello Paul
shadowxviii: Happy Birthday Paul
TheAinMAP: Hello.
FerociousPeach: thanks Paul, that was delightful!
cartboy1234: we got a number one Victory Royale ya fortnite where about to get down
TheMerricat: Is the old Happy Birthday song still under copyright enforcement? I thought someone managed to get it invalidated.
HavenJunde: happy birthday Sam
MAPBoardgames: I love Paul's PiF for the intro songs.
TXC2: the copyright wa never vaild
Lord_ZYRK: ^
blightedowl: lol
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Robot_Bones: oops LUL
TXC2: and it's public domain now anyway :p
MAPBoardgames: happy birthday to us, then
Lord_ZYRK: They were a copyright troll firm, anyway, so fuck 'em
Robot_Bones: My petards, its hoisted me
novrdd: hellooo paul, hello chat hopu you guys have a lovely day :D
TXC2: it's Episode 6: return to sender
TXC2: hello novrdd welcome
shadowxviii: Bola gun is very effective at taking down MULEs
X_modem: ๐Ÿ‘ Keep on keeping on!
greenhaurt: Hello everyone!
TXC2: hello greenhaurt welcome
greenhaurt: My first LRR stream!
MAPBoardgames: I liked the little peek behind the curtain there.
shadowxviii: we're on a beer delivery, right ?
MAPBoardgames: Welcome! @greenhaurt
TXC2: Die Hardman is the Secretary of State
X_modem: B double e R U N Beer Run!
Lord_ZYRK: I believe in US political terms he's the Grand Vizier MiniK
greenhaurt: WHAT
dayofthehippo: your a vice president
TXC2: which is a MUCH more powerful possition then Vice President
Aenir798: Die Hardman was the president's "right hand man" or something
Robot_Bones: He will lose to PhoenixDownMan
dayofthehippo: love load screens... it is the best part of gaming
PharaohBender27: @Aenir798 So, either vice president or chief of staff?
dayofthehippo: wow
Tom_Bruise: Quick! Get Foreign Secretary Bruce Willis on the horn!
Lord_ZYRK: We'll just see how hard he is. . . wait can I take that one again
shadowxviii: "Come back to base, and bring us beer while you're at it"
electra310: Chief of staff, sounds like
lirazel64: Wheee!
TXC2: Tom_Bruise he's too busy being green screened into Japanese ads Kappa
dayofthehippo: DansGame
Robot_Bones: oh yeah, need more Pizza delivery quests
dayofthehippo: cant be good for the back that
TheMerricat: Controller dead?
NightValien28: uh oh
dayofthehippo: its just beard interference
Tom_Bruise: @dayofthehippo he's got that thicc exoskeleton, he's fine
shadowxviii: Call Sam, get some AAs delivered
TheMerricat: Happy Birthday! We killed your contoller!
Aenir798: Call Houston
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hello friends, how goes the deliveries?
TheMerricat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat we just started but Paul's having controller problems.
lirazel64: Sam keeps twitching.
TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat welcome
PharaohBender27: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Ahoy-hoy! We're having controller blues
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheMerricat oh nooo
Robot_Bones: the joke is Kojima Kills your controller on your birthday so you have to go outside
TheMerricat: I just realized, is this whole warehouse just stocked with beer?
dayofthehippo: yummy beer
Tom_Bruise: ugh, fiddle with the system clock again? This is getting old, Kojima
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I mean, you got to store it *somewhere*
greenhaurt: I have to go but have fun everyone!
TXC2: so long greenhaurt stay safe
dayofthehippo: tricycle time
shadowxviii: I think those are shielding the crops from the timefall
MAPBoardgames: Park your bike outside and it'll rust in no time.
TheMerricat: I know it's an exoskeleton, but man Sam looks like he's a Pixar mom in the inventory screen, built thicc.
PharaohBender27: Though, if Timefall hits those things, does it count as the "ground" and render the timefall safe? I have a lot of questions about how the timefall transitions into safe water.
shadowxviii: Gompass
TXC2: PharaohBender27 I assume it's if it hits anything solid it's fine
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 I think from the description we were initially given, as soon as it hits something solid, it ages that and becomes 'safe' water.
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shadowxviii: Scavs are from Borderlands, yes
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, I noticed this is the first time you're using the mouse- and keyboard interfacing scheme. Take your time, we're patient"
flufff42: Could also be tarkov
PsychoI3oy: scavs are Tarkov too
PharaohBender27: MULE territory? Also, is MULE and acronym for something, and thus why it's always capitalized?
TXC2: I wonder if Timefall water has bacteria in it ?
MAPBoardgames: Borderlands had Bandits
shadowxviii: you might have issues going this way :D
Stormthius: Cheer100
TXC2: PharaohBender27 Mass Utility Logistics Enforcement Kappa
CaptainSpam: This is less fine than before!
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
CanPlayGames: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
shadowxviii: It's fine, we can walk
flufff42: So long bike friend
TXC2: "it's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good."
shadowxviii: Are the generators playing music ?
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 AFIAK we are never given a meaning to the word in game, but it's almost 100% likely to be a reference to the old "M.U.L.E." game from the 8-bit computers era
Tom_Bruise: So they've figured out how to make babies sense ghosts, but a bike that can go in water is too much to ask?
PsychoI3oy: duct tape two ladders together
shadowxviii: You can repair the trike in a garage
FerociousPeach: vehicles only get repaired when you go to your room, you need to park it on the elevator
FerociousPeach: and you can't repair stolen MULE trucks, lol
Tom_Bruise: A moment to pay our respect to the trike, please
TXC2: RIP Grunkle Stan
PharaohBender27: F
shadowxviii: If only you had a ladder
Tom_Bruise: If only we'd beaten the Divine Beast of the Bird Thingies, we'd have the super jump at the ready
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat what I find interesting is the term M.U.L.E. (from that game) is now defined such that other robotic cargo cariers are also called M.U.L.E.s (see Deep Rock Galactic and Off World Trading company to name two)
TheMerricat: It was iconic for it's time @MAPBoardgames
Robot_Bones: some one used a road you built, it fills you with determination
Caldurin: oh no, the beer
TheMerricat: shelters repair containers? nice!
MAPBoardgames: And the air is filled with the soft scent of lilacs.
shadowxviii: convenient
HavenJunde: yeah it sprays you when you enter
Tom_Bruise: oh it's like a shelter, but for the shelters of the cargo you have to carry
MAPBoardgames: It could be a missus container repair spray, we don't want to presume.
Robot_Bones: Careful not to breath that in sam
PharaohBender27: tqsHype katesHype
Robot_Bones: And not weird fractal umbrellas
vouru: ill be honest Paul, a lot of the time the player puts more thought into these games then the dev
TXC2: "why don't we just build a giant umbrella in cloud?"
TheMerricat: A lot of times, but not in a Hideo Kojima game. :P
shadowxviii: you know, all thos roads could have been built underground too
shadowxviii: ouuch
TXC2: TIMBRE!
PharaohBender27: OUCH
NightValien28: holy heck
vouru: ya but Kojims operates on moon logic
NightValien28: shake the baby
shadowxviii: it's fine, it'll stop crying by itself eventually
NightValien28: there ya go
electra310: Rude to fall on the baby
vouru: what was it, like 40% of players calm the BB?
TheMerricat: LOL were those bubbles heart shapped?
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, we're still patient while you've been getting the hang of the mouse- and keyboard interfacing scheme. Contact us on the holo if you need any help"
NightValien28: TheMerricat they were
shadowxviii: I'm confused as to why there was even air in the BB
MAPBoardgames: Is game has a weird dissonance. The game tells you that you are Sam Porter and basically the only one out here delivering cargo. But then you run into roads and upgrades and clear evidence that there are many people doing what you are doing.
TXC2: shadowxviii maybe it cycles, like in a fish tank
shadowxviii: You can even meet other porters in game
shadowxviii: NPCs though
Tom_Bruise: well that's the problem; that was all life-water, and now it's all mixed up with this death-water
shadowxviii: You definitely aren't the only person delivering stuff, you just are very very good at it. Also the only one with DOOMS I guess
TheMerricat: @shadowxviii we are the only reliable ones, the rest are just blacklisted fedex/ups/dhl drivers.
MAPBoardgames: !spoilers
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FerociousPeach: @MAPBoardgames I'm only a little ahead of Paul in the story, but there's been an implication that the Beaches connect to a multiverse, and there are many many Sams out there.
e_bloc: Corgo300 love to see you playing more of this
FerociousPeach: but it's a Kojima game, so I could be totally off, lol
MAPBoardgames: Deadman was a hologram when you met him
shadowxviii: But then what are they doing with beer ?
shadowxviii: and smart drugs ?
TheMerricat: Why that's an interesting theory Paul. :P @LoadingReadyRun
HavenJunde: Deadman was a hologram one of the times you met him
shadowxviii: We did meet Deadman in person once, giving him a cargo in hands
MAPBoardgames: Die-Hardman, I think?
Aenir798: You also met Higgs, and a bunch of MULES.
e_bloc: what about diehardman
Tom_Bruise: @shadowxviii it's robo-beer and smart_drugs.exe
HavenJunde: yeah you have met Deadman in person
TXC2: our Sister Mom
shadowxviii: Yeah, but holograms can't pickup things from your hands, can they ?
e_bloc: well at first deadman was a hologram but then he proved he was real
MAPBoardgames: Convenient that Sam hates touching so he'd never know.
Aenir798: Die-Hardman and the sciency guy both helped put your mom's corpse on your back
HavenJunde: (technically "Chiralgrams", not holograms)
ContingentCat: What do we think on the odds we're dead?
e_bloc: I'm pretty sure you have proof that diehardman and deadman were at least at one point physically there
HavenJunde: @Aenir798 Heartman?
shadowxviii: @ContingentCat to be fair, we've died a few times at least, then came back
X_modem: The daddy mac will make ya...
MAPBoardgames: The A.I. doesn't need the stuff, it's just creating orders to keep you in a job.
Taliesin_21: that was a nice jump
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat I mean no spoilers but we've canoniclly died once ingame in the intro and for them to have known about our connection to the Beach we had to have died at least once before that too.
FerociousPeach: invisible friends are around!
shadowxviii: maybe they'll share the umbrella with you
FerociousPeach: they may not have umbrellas, but they give out lots of hugs, lol
X_modem: I think Kojima is best known for his trustworthy and reliable narratives... so I don't know why you would go down that mental avenue. [Chuckle]
shadowxviii: Do you have any blood grenade ?
shadowxviii: Special alloy is used for shelters
thetoastmonster: to make some sick rims for your bike?
MAPBoardgames: How long do you think it would be before there would be timefall resistant/reliant plants?
shadowxviii: There is timefall resistant wood, don't know if that's because it was treated, or comes from timefall resistant trees.
e_bloc: the breach baby is really confusing me as I watch my baby nap on the baby monitor
TXC2: e_bloc ha :p
wench_tacular: oh past Paul
v_nome: So we meet again, the consequences of my own actions.
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
shadowxviii: "problem for future Paul" "But that's present Paul now !"
TXC2: "damn past me, that bastard is always one step ahead!
vouru: yesterday is todays problems and todays problems is for tomorrow
shadowxviii: oh oh
wench_tacular: so grabby
shadowxviii: Blood grenade
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Tom_Bruise: Quick! Throw your bodily fluids at them!
Nosser2: Save the beer!
shadowxviii: hum
Lord_ZYRK: Gettin grabbed by the ghoulies while you're in menu authLikeThis
wench_tacular: this seems bad
TXC2: Stress level Jesus eh?
Tom_Bruise: The beer's doomed
shadowxviii: Throw more Grenades
MAPBoardgames: Quick! Pee on the ground to mark your territory.
PharaohBender27: "BB stress level increasing" NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
TXC2: this looks like the Lion boss you take on at the start of the dark souls DLC
Saulens181: Hey folks! so, uh.... what did I miss?
TXC2: Hello Saulens181 welcome
electra310: What a lousy birthday
MAPBoardgames: I bet that monster is seeing red. Do you think he has the blood mist?
Tom_Bruise: oh we're just throwing bodily fluids at a Nightmare Lion, nothing to worry about
TXC2: Delicious, nutritious blood
shadowxviii: Those buildings were not there before .....
PharaohBender27: Actually, have we found out what our birthday reward is? I've been working while watching :p
Tom_Bruise: Was that Matt Mercer?
shadowxviii: Beach buildings ?
PsychoI3oy: cotton eye joe
The_Freakazoid: btw, i think you can charge the grendade with more blood before you throw it?
vouru: so... I missed this but whats with the dudes tossing blood bags?
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 not yet
fcloud: 24 carat laser
PharaohBender27: @vouru I'm curious about that, too
shadowxviii: oh no, the special beer
Saulens181: Special Beer?
Brozard: nooooo not Special Beer!
thefileclerk: @vouru oof that is "plot"
CaptainSpam: The Special Beer! Noooooo!
PharaohBender27: Pour one out for the special beer, everyone
TheMerricat: "Long version: There is no way to help other players during boss fight directly, however there is a chance that your gamer tag will be chosen to help other player in need. You can't predict who you will help to, but you can increase a chance to help another player by making a bridge strand with him or her or whoever. I'm not sure if the game shows you a message when you help another player defeating the boss. I've never seen such notification."
shadowxviii: "Thanks for the beer delivery Sam. But, why is it covered in hands print and black goo ?"
TXC2: vouru our blood is special and harms monsters for some reasons
fcloud: rip that beer. gone but not forgotten
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I thought vorou was referring to the white figure that tossed us supplies?
CaptainSpam: Sam Bridges: Universal Donor.
MAPBoardgames: Any blood will do? I thought _I_ was the chosen one!
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ah ok then
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
maestrith: lrrGOAT
Tom_Bruise: The beer is saved!
Angnor33: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
TXC2: "bustin' makes me feel good"
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Angnor33: So, now do we harvest his Death Strands?
MAPBoardgames: Oh, beer's F'd. but you got a bunch of crystals
fcloud: we're chiralium rich
Scy_Anide: It's probably the best by process of elimination.
TheMerricat: For the white textured dudes, refer to the long quote I just posted. Appearently it's a mechanism the game uses to help the player. random player tags are picked and used to toss helpful items to them.
shadowxviii: at least the rain is gone
shadowxviii: You can recycle the used containers
shadowxviii: Instead of littering :P
ContingentCat: if the beer breaks can we put it in an apologetic bag like canada post did for you guys that time?
beowuuf: white dudes are probably tossing us our own blood, everyone else seems to harvest it at a moment's notice...
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat katesLol
fcloud: give it a quick spritz with repair spray to fix the container
Tom_Bruise: maybe hit the auto-arrange button
fcloud: bad case of the jengas
TXC2: our Jenga like backpack
Saulens181: Can we give like an emergency layer of spray on the beer?
MAPBoardgames: I recall the Mail Time ep where someone sent beer to the moonbase.
TXC2: "there, pretty as a picture"
MAPBoardgames: Covered in gore
Tom_Bruise: We've used the nanomachines to save the beer. The world is ready for peace
fcloud: the real hero of this game: sam's knees
CaptainSpam: "Wait, why did that heal me?" "Because you are a container, Sam. A container of blood and organs." "That... doesn't make me feel better."
Saulens181: So did I miss any important plot or were we just doing our thing and a monster appeared?
Robot_Bones: must be their version of the beach?
shadowxviii: Also, have a quick check at the state of your robo-legs
Lord_ZYRK: Back to past :O
EdoardoZone: anyone recommend this game?
leopard_wolf: unless, I think o-?
Tom_Bruise: It's the futre, everyone's AB+
Robot_Bones: its ghost blood so Its probably fine
CaptainSpam: It may LOOK tasty, but please do not just tear open blood bags and slurp up the goodies inside with a straw.
TXC2: well not that kind of doctor as least
azureHaights: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet
MAPBoardgames: Thanks for the medical advice, Dr. Paul!
fcloud: where are we taking this beer?
beowuuf: don't tell us how to live our lives! You're not our dads. You're like a cool uncle, and you're supposed to tell us to spray the beer and use the ghost blood :p
TheMerricat: I don't know if it matters as much if everyone is AB+ as you don't know what else is in the blood....
shadowxviii: Paul, that's just Bloodborne :D
Tom_Bruise: "Blood fight!" *gathers blood like it's snow*
CaptainSpam: Yeah, but then they have to be covered in MORE blood bags for the movie SFX. Kappa
EdoardoZone: drone delivery is the future
MAPBoardgames: "I don't know which I find more disturbing. That we went to you for medical advice. Or, now you've dispensed it, it seems sound."
fcloud: home sweet abandoned home
X_modem: @edoardozone If you have the patience for it it's great (I put 250 hours into it so I'm biased) but it's certainly not for everyone.
TXC2: Tom_Bruise I'm picturing that happening in a blood bank :p
azureHaights: @Tom_Bruise If your blood is the consistency of snow, consult a doctor
EdoardoZone: @X_modem alright I'll pass. I don't play games for that long.
Tom_Bruise: @azureHaights fine, we'll freeze it first
PsychoI3oy: oh wow, those have a bad habit of despawning
DarknessKingCoH: Has Paul done any of the Half Life orders yet?
PharaohBender27: @EdoardoZone I don't think it *takes* that long to play, just that @X_modem enjoyed it so much they played that long
CaptainSpam: "Now get your own damn bottle opener."
MAPBoardgames: The /container/ is in good shape.
Saulens181: @DarknessKingCoH there's was a companion cube one?
Terminator_8464: Beer delivery to Edgar Wright, huh
RocknGrohlNerd: hi Paul and chat hope you are alldoing good today benginHeart lrrHEART
X_modem: @edoardozone the actual narrative is much shorter, but I love what comes after the narrative almost more than the narrative.
shadowxviii: Beach Lion
TXC2: try that line at an AA meeting Paul Kappa
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd welcome
EdoardoZone: @X_modem I'll wait for a sale then. Must be cheap by now.;
DarknessKingCoH: @Saulens181 I think he just got the message for that one, some of the others are quite nice too.
fcloud: he completed the delivery and thats whats important
TXC2: A for apple, B for beer, C for cookie
azureHaights: And that's good enough for me
shadowxviii: Do you want to get into Strand Contracts ?
MAPBoardgames: C is for cookie? That's good enough for me!
fcloud: take care of yourself! *rips a huge burp*
Saulens181: Time to go beat up some MULEs for materials?
X_modem: @edoardozone yeah you wouldn't want to put a lot of money into it if it's not for you, it's a *really* divisive game. You either love it or hate it for the most part.
shadowxviii: The MULE camp north has a lot of ceramic generally
MAPBoardgames: Sam. Please shower BEFORE you sleep!
fcloud: every time sam's face gets all dirty like that, i felt a strong urge to have him take a shower
PharaohBender27: Why did you go to bed *before* showering!?
MAPBoardgames: Did they extract your blood, or did they scrape it off your face?
wench_tacular: yay
shadowxviii: Happy Birthday !
beowuuf: ooooh
shadowxviii: There's cake on the table
fcloud: *baby injected with baby-pacifying druge*
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
EdoardoZone: @X_modem my backlog is so huge anyway. Probably 100+
Lord_ZYRK: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
PharaohBender27: So you got a birthday bonus?
TheMerricat: There is a cake on the tablew
wench_tacular: a man cannot live on likes alone
shadowxviii: Cake !
Tom_Bruise: Fuck yeah, getting that Like-high already
MAPBoardgames: HolidayPresent
wench_tacular: oooo cake
TheMerricat: The cake already has a piece taken out of it....
vouru: do likes do anything?
TXC2: so they had a wipe round the office?
Tom_Bruise: All 214 Bridge members chipped in, so here you go; Ten likes!
fcloud: "likes" as a currency makes no sense because they're not scarce. anyone can generate an infinite number of them
TXC2: "sign the card, give a like"
RocknGrohlNerd: @wench_tacular but replies and retweets on the other hand lrrAWESOME
shadowxviii: I do not like the on/off switches for the water. No temperature control whatsoever
TXC2: like those hand prints on his legs
fcloud: and now we'll show off sam's lovingly-rendered body
TheMerricat: LOL I wonder if those ads ever update.
CaptainSpam: This number two sponsored by AMC.
X_modem: @pharaohbender27 Yeah the game took over my life for about a year, I actually platnumed it (& I've only got 4 plats ever)
fcloud: we will assume he washed his hands thoroughly
MAPBoardgames: For a moment there, I thought the camera wouldn't cut away. mattlrWoof
Tom_Bruise: oh right. Ads. Does wonders for the immersion I suppose...
PharaohBender27: @fcloud Yeah. Feels like one of those things that only makes sense as a currency if you don't think about it for more than 1.5 seconds, like NFTs
wench_tacular: why has someone already started eating our cake?
shadowxviii: oh, they have beer, no monster
FerociousPeach: new animations when you drink the beer :D
beowuuf: this was a triumph
vouru: eer?
FerociousPeach: drink 3 of them
PharaohBender27: @X_modem Platnumed?
jessieimproved: chug that beer
CaptainSpam: It's not energy drink. In fact, I would say that is the opposite of energy drink.
MAPBoardgames: Cake and Beer? Happy birthday!
TheMerricat: Holy crap that cake is disappearing fast
TXC2: We're Steve Austen now, gonna chug beer
niccus: admittedly porter is a good pun
wench_tacular: the cake is a lie
beowuuf: beer, for want of a better word, is good
fcloud: from this game, i learned that beer is basically just energy drink
Saulens181: Can we wear the hat and shades?
vouru: the cake is a lie?
HavenJunde: you cannot get ye cake
RocknGrohlNerd: not energy drink? disgrace
TXC2: Saulens181 yeap
fcloud: beer is proof that kojima loves us and wants us to be happy
Saulens181: neat
electra310: Itโ€™s a lie :(
lirazel64: Eat your dinner first. Then dezsert.
LordZarano: "You can't have desert until you finish your weird bugs."
shadowxviii: Happy Birthday Sam ! Now get back to work.
fcloud: you can absolutely wear the hat and shades. i think you can customize the colors too
fcloud: madsday?
CaptainSpam: BABY has come online
wench_tacular: how does he know it's our birthday?
MAPBoardgames: Why does BB sound like a 14.4 modem?
vouru: anyone else notice the connection to the BB sounds like the old dial up connection?
X_modem: @pharaohbender27 got a Platinum trophy on on Playstation... (In other words I got every trophy/achivement in the game)
beowuuf: wait...
wench_tacular: aw, you shouldn't have Mads
jessieimproved: lolwut
shadowxviii: how is the BB holding those flowers ?
MAPBoardgames: OK, now I have more questions.
thefileclerk: plotplotplotplot
PharaohBender27: @X_modem Ah.
fcloud: wait, he gave flowers to the PLAYER?
Lord_ZYRK: If there's anything babies like, it's bouquets of flowers
tornpaige: because its your birthday paul
TheMerricat: so much mysterious plot chat!
fcloud: goddammit kojima
EdoardoZone: happy birthday paul
TXC2: "will there be answers? or will the Answers themselves become questions?"
shadowxviii: drunk delivery for the junk dealer
MAPBoardgames: @thefileclerk plotplotplot is the sound the timefall makes
tornpaige: i think that was because of the birthday you set
TheMerricat: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
thefileclerk: @llewellynz shhhhh
beowuuf: hard to know if actual plot or just fourth wall breaking... or if fourth wall breaking is the plot...
saucemaster5000: I think they just tell Mads Mikkelsen every shoot he's at is just a weird scene from Hannibal. Because he's always acting like Hannibal.
FerociousPeach: @beowuuf I've come to the conclusion that the answer is "yes", lol
beowuuf: :D
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Eating people? Kappa
fcloud: i really do wonder how much direction these actors get
3 raiders from daft_streams have joined!
thefileclerk: infinite shrugs
TXC2: Hello Raiders
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
fcloud: or if theyre given lots of freedom
MAPBoardgames: Yay! raid! Welcome friends.
RocknGrohlNerd: oh I completely and intentionally ignore the plot I'm here to enjoy chat and walks in the wilderness
beowuuf: hey raiders sergeHi
TheMerricat: Have you ever seen Mads do an interview, outside of his roles he seems like a super sweetie, but man he definitely know how to make a person uncomfortable just by looking into the cammera....
azureHaights: Daft Raid!
RocknGrohlNerd: hi raiders
shadowxviii: It is possible to turn off most of the other peoples stuff showing up in your game
LlewellynZ: @thefileclerk my brain hurts >_<
daft_streams: Noooo, commercial break. Awful timing.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
beowuuf: you've just missed our birthday in this game... we got cake, and beer, and mads gave us flowers
MAPBoardgames: Paul is going to "craft some grenades" if you get my meaning.
fcloud: paul is going to "advertise norman reedus's ride on amc" if you know what i mean
saucemaster5000: Right? like, he's clearly acting... so do they just always ask him to do the hannibal intensity thing? Must be frustrating.
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 typecasting.
beowuuf: i love how funny mads was in doctor strange when doing the first exchanges with strange, while still playing it straight. There's clearly something else under the surface going on than scary intensity to have made that work
MAPBoardgames: I do like the deliver stuff through dangerous terrain gameplay loop. Maybe that's why I keep playing Endless Sky.
beowuuf: in sad news chat, I finally decided to go get control and invest in playing it... then after about 14 hours of download, found that even with every setting stripped out it still runs unplayably poorly on my laptop :( so sad, I guess one day I'll play it on an upgraded computer, but this weekend are not those days
PharaohBender27: Sorry to hear that, @beowuuf
saucemaster5000: I don't even think the part he's playing here fits the intensity thing. Also, folks should check out "Another Round," he was great in that and not doing the intensity thing for once
fcloud: bummer! i played control on console, and it chugs there too.
TheMerricat: Sorry @beowuuf.
saucemaster5000: aw sorry @beowuuf
TXC2: condolences beowuuf
fcloud: also, 14 hours of download? harsh
beowuuf: ah well, at least paul's played it and camand cori and playing it, so i get the vicarious thrill of seeing the story without all that combat i'd be bad at. Though the new sliders for game aid are pretty comprehenive and include straight up immortality, so I'm pretty encouraged about playing it through at some point :p
beowuuf: large download meets slow internet!
TXC2: beowuuf I know that pain all too well :p
vellebastet: Haaaa hello
beowuuf: :D
TXC2: hello vellebastet welcome
vellebastet: ty!
vellebastet: I've missed so many of these sykCry I need to catch up on Youtube
CAKHost: Oh? Moving out is coming back?
PharaohBender27: God, I'm so glad my building's internet plan got updgraded. Before last December, Twitch would frequently buffer on me
PharaohBender27: @CAKHost Looks like it!
CAKHost: Neat!
TheMerricat: It's free on twich prime atm.
TheMerricat: twitch even
PharaohBender27: What is?
TheMerricat: Moving Out
PharaohBender27: Oh
fcloud: famous zen game twich nhat hanh
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ours got upgreaded last week, it's now 10 megs, up from 4, twitch still buffers though :p
fcloud: *gamer
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 O_o
beowuuf: I misclicked and closed the wondow and missed something. Moving Out
beowuuf: *?
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Wait, is that upload or download speed?
TXC2: beowuuf a game LRR is playing next week
beowuuf: oooooh, duh, the mover game on crossing the streams? cool
TheMerricat: LRR is going to play Moving out again, and it's currently one of April's free games on Twitch Prime if you have Amazon Prime.
fcloud: Moving Out is a ridiculous physics-based moving simulator that brings new meaning to "couch co-op"! Are you ready for an exciting career in furniture? As a newly certified Furniture Arrangement & Relocation Technician, you'll take on moving jobs all across the busy town of Packmore.
TXC2: PharaohBender27 Down, up used to be 0.8, now it's the same as down
TXC2: And we're back
TheAinMAP: katesAir
shadowxviii: we're back in control
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 My O_o stands, then
CAKHost: Praise the Controller for living again!
TXC2: PharaohBender27 basically don't get internet in the UK :p
TheMerricat: So use controller till you get into a fight then switch to keyboard and mouse? :P
Scy_Anide: Mouse is good for aiming. I ended up using controller and mouse sometimes.
RocknGrohlNerd: keyboard ..and mouse? in this economy?
TheMerricat: Ian
fcloud: 10mbit down? that's like 1 mbyte give or take. not good
Sogheim: hey! it's my favorite Paul! howdy Paul! lrrPAUL
TXC2: hello Sogheim welcome
TXC2: fcloud yeap, and it;s the "high speed" package that we HAVE to get now :p
lirazel64: Ladders?
shadowxviii: No straight road you say ....
TheMerricat: Swap to the mule truck?
beowuuf: I'm not saying there's a bad interaction with twitch and uk internet, but I'm watching at 480p right now and don't dare too much other stuff cause then twitc hthrows a huff :p
shadowxviii: there is a way north of the ravine, but on the south face of the mountain
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf I'd call that pretty bad
CAKHost: Is that river supposed to be the Mississippi?
fcloud: weird that uk has bad internet. it's a small rich country. america has bad internet in lots of places but at least we have the excuse of being big
TheMerricat: Is it that the UK has bad internet or is it that Amazon has a shitty CDC for the UK?
TXC2: por que no los dos ?
shadowxviii: that's still less than 50%
beowuuf: old infrastructure and I wouldn't say no to the other thing
PharaohBender27: @fcloud Well, that and just how telecommunications are generally handled, such as how the FCC chair was like, "3mbps is a perfectly good speed!"
Lord_ZYRK: fcloud you misspelled "monopolized industries"
TXC2: but yes the UK has VERY bad internet
Robot_Bones: lsvFine
fcloud: yes, there are multiple reasons for america's bad internet, absolutely. i did say "excuse"
PharaohBender27: Those . . . aren't good odds
beowuuf: ooh, ask lrr
TXC2: who is making these projections?
shadowxviii: the boots on the bot :D
CAKHost: Those robots have some legs
FerociousPeach: i love the bots
beowuuf: ooh, the thumbnail has ian in it, with graham holding the bridge of his nose and cameron smiling. combination of people working as intended is see :D
TXC2: Star wars esque noises there
Deathrite_Sharkman: lrrPAUL hi Paul
shadowxviii: Well this is going to be an interesting trip
Saulens181: can we make a better tcuk yet?
Saulens181: *truck
beowuuf: also apparently i'm going to forget friday is fisty friday probably until the series is over. Yay fisty friday!
fcloud: is fisty later today?
fcloud: or did i miss it
TXC2: beowuuf THANK YOU for reminding me
shadowxviii: How are your robo-legs doing ?
beowuuf: np txc2 :D this is as bad as frwl monday, could never recall that either
TXC2: fcloud no, it's up on youtube
fcloud: ok thanks
e_bloc: was the first play it forward something monkey islandish?
Deathrite_Sharkman: it was yoshi right?
fcloud: is this cargo time-limited? i dont see the timer on screen
TXC2: e_bloc Yoshi's twsited yarn
Deathrite_Sharkman: currently nearing the end of that with my partner
e_bloc: @TXC2 ah right.
e_bloc: ty
niccus: that reminds me, mario world 2 and death stranding are pretty much the same game
shadowxviii: that's some deep water
TXC2: Dark water
shadowxviii: BB doesn't like water
beowuuf: reminder that the lrr wiki is amazing. It has all the streams referenced, and also links to like 99.5% of the youtubes.
fcloud: interesting approach to take the long way around. might actually work better. the direct route is hazardous
CaptainSpam: So, has Sam already picked out a therapist for BB?
TXC2: !wiki
LRRbot: The Loading Ready Run Wiki can be found here: https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com
fcloud: !commands
beowuuf: This is good for something like paul's PiF control playthrough, since youtube failed to tell me there was an eighth and final episode even when searching, for some reason
shadowxviii: Aren't you timed right now ?
FerociousPeach: roads are 100% worth it, lol
FerociousPeach: and they get you so many bridge connection likes when others use them
shadowxviii: roads are definitely very good
shadowxviii: it's a lot of busywork to get them all set up
FerociousPeach: they take a stupid amount of resources
shadowxviii: since most of it is going to raid MULE camps for materials
FerociousPeach: the one i'm working on now needs 5760 metal and 4320 ceramic, lol
CAKHost: Grass! :D
Scy_Anide: I never bothered with roads. Skyrim horse all the way.
shadowxviii: Increasing the level with people make them make better stuff for you
shadowxviii: like better robo-legs
Scy_Anide: Upgrading a few things is nice but not needed.
wench_tacular: this bike gonna be so clean
Tom_Bruise: I think it's just for boosting the pseudo-multiplayer? Which must suffer from being played so late after launch
TXC2: think of it like grinding, it might not be needed, but it helps long term
fcloud: yeah, you can max out your relationship with the receiver (which is optional). once the relationship is maxed out, the only benefit is improving your personal best time/rating.
Scy_Anide: The things you use against BTs were the most important in my experience.
shadowxviii: You can turn off most of it
TheMerricat: Essentially the the game does a poor job of 'selling' the player on whether any extra effort put in will actually provide rewards inline with that effort.
fcloud: for example, that bridge!
Tom_Bruise: It's the Reedus Multiverse, mortals were not meant to venture into it
fcloud: if you play offline, you just have to build everything yourself. it's very doable, just less convenient
vouru: honestly I'd just use cheat engine for tedious stuff like that if I was going offline solo game
TXC2: we seem to have driven to the moon :p
cosmicknight09: Hello are u enjoying this game?
TXC2: hello cosmicknight09 welcome
PsychoI3oy: You're also streaming it 3 hours a day for a total of 9 a week -- this is definitely meant to be played longer
HavenJunde: fun fact, apparently when the game first came out, there was no way to dismantle other peoples structures or something like that, so people would build things in the way to grief other players
X_modem: Part of the "fun" for me was building things out and marking things for other people, I liked the feeling of being helpful (even if the underlying systems don't make that a 1 for 1 thing)
PsychoI3oy: You're not making roads because it's a time sink in the stream, but it wouldn't be too bad in 'normal' play
beowuuf: the only problem with multiplayer is the other players
shadowxviii: bridge are 800 metal minimum, so yeah
Saulens181: I mean we only delivered like 4 of them
shadowxviii: You never successfully completed that delivery
shadowxviii: You only got some of them delivered
wench_tacular: close enough
Tom_Bruise: Look, he's been through a rough patch, decided he finally wants to get rid of all the junk he's been hoarding. Help him out
fcloud: they definitely duplicate deliveries. there's just a big pool it draws from
beowuuf: yeah we left a sea of cartridges when we walked out the first time
X_modem: All of the side missions eventually repopulate so you can try for higher rankings on them.
TXC2: the Tallneck
vouru: horizon dawn thing
shadowxviii: have you not played Horizon Zero Dawn ?
fcloud: the giant giraffe monster is from horizon zero dawn (a REALLY good game which everyone should play)
TXC2: I feel like HZD would be in Paul's wheelhouse
vouru: tried it, wasn't my bag
RvLeshrac: tfw you spend hours climbing a mountain to reach the road just on the other side of the mountain.
shadowxviii: We brought the Internet !
shadowxviii: hum....
fcloud: hey! i'm right here! quit ignoring me
FerociousPeach: oh god, this part is so tedious
FerociousPeach: i just did it last night
TXC2: so about Paul's "the people aren't real" Theory....
fcloud: ("i'm not a girl" -- sam)
Tom_Bruise: He's talking about his murdered sister like I would about my neighbour's driveway being cluttered with garbage
shadowxviii: got here in time
fcloud: and it only took like 12 minutes out of 45. so pretty fast
X_modem: [Chuckle] @txc2
Lord_ZYRK: That's certainly. . . an opinion
vouru: how about we take back the stuff they ordered ya?
Raiger: Why do we want to win him over?
shadowxviii: Wait, are they able to tell exactly who everyone died in a voidout ?
fcloud: of course, death records are a bit spotty due to all the corpses detonating
NotCainNorAbel: time to do some human delivery
beowuuf: she was just resting
CaptainSpam: So the man you're talking to is named "DIE-HARDMAN", and the woman is named "Fragile". That's... sure, Kojima.
TXC2: shadowxviii we do in natural disasters, so why not?
ArcOfTheConclave: She's just not that into you
shadowxviii: Ha, we're going in ghost territory
X_modem: She's just not that into you bro. LOL
electra310: She faked her death to get away from the dude, donโ€™t tell him!
TXC2: also, if you are looking for someone, check Tax records
beowuuf: look, we're going to connect *someone* to the chiral network, dammit. *someone* is going to let us do the floaty usb key thing!
Saulens181: Try picking them up and see what it says?
Saulens181: ah
shadowxviii: You touched it. It's yours now
ArcOfTheConclave: Yeah just dump your contaminated trash in the nearest lake.
beowuuf: life used to be a beach, now it's death that's a beach
HavenJunde: its a lake made of goo
Tom_Bruise: euh, don't sweat it?
NotCainNorAbel: studies are inconclusive
shadowxviii: cool....ghosts
TXC2: that's a Question for the EPA
Lord_ZYRK: Well you see, we don't live in the lake
X_modem: as Bubsy says "What could possibly go wrong?"
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Junk Dealer trying to get you killed?
Lord_ZYRK: authBubsy1 authBubsy2
TheMerricat: yes
X_modem: +1 @lord_zyrk (Great emote) LOL
Lord_ZYRK: authSeemsGold
Electrodyne: Oh cool, this game features my D&D character at the moment the DM asked about everyone's carrying capacity
TXC2: "what's your carry capacity?" "yes"
beowuuf: yeah, currently playing an 8 strength cleric in a pathfinder game. Even normal armour and weapons does this :p
Tom_Bruise: "Are you sure you can carry those boxes all by yourself?" "Dude, have you seen my thiccness?"
fcloud: "what's your carry capacity?" "sadly, no"
Electrodyne: "I take the golden frying pans as my share of the treasure" "There's 40 of them" "Yeah I'll just write down 40000 GP on my sheet"
shadowxviii: the thicc legs are great for the carry capacity, at least until they break
beowuuf: i just flashed to the old days when everything was in cn (coins)
Electrodyne: THAC0 bros
TXC2: Electrodyne that word is Verboten around here Kappa
Featherweight_: people need their monster damn it
TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
RvLeshrac: THAC0 did nothing wrong
Electrodyne: I'll say what I want, I had an AD&D Bard with Fighter & Thief levels!!!
beowuuf: we didn't need thac0, we used the tables and liked it dammit
Electrodyne: Get off my lawn
Featherweight_: aw, that very important actual junk
Saulens181: Where's our bike?
Electrodyne: @txc2 โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
TXC2: Electrodyne lrrHEART
shadowxviii: I hope there's a way to clean those ghost areas
Tom_Bruise: Not an area that large without rebuilding America I'd wager
shadowxviii: Because, you can destroy BTs with blood grenades, but it seems like the game just keep spawning more
saucemaster5000: I recommend Bounty -- it gets out anything
Tom_Bruise: well yea. A LOT of things have died over the course of history. Like, a LOT
Mangledpixel: but do you have a tarp budget?
PsychoI3oy: something something tarp budget
X_modem: Someone left his trike out in the rain.... ohhh nooo.
shadowxviii: It works, generally kills them with one grenade
Electrodyne: When is the part where we deliver mail with Kevin Costner??
Robot_Bones: Yeah not a lot of room in the Bridges Tarp Budget
ArcOfTheConclave: If you kill all the bts they have a fairly long respawn time.
CaptainSpam: Wait, three likes from BB? Stop giving infants Twitter accounts, people!
Electrodyne: If I was the devs I would 100% get a Costner cameo
shadowxviii: in cargo you can see it
shadowxviii: It didn't need to be BB powered
TXC2: I suspect the Costner was approached, but said no
Tom_Bruise: I like this world; They've turned watercooler conversations into emails you can easily ignore
Lord_ZYRK: CaptainSpam and while we're at it, stop giving adults Twitter accounts, too
beowuuf: costner hear how long the main plotline took, and was like 'nah, too short, i'm out'
beowuuf: *heard
PsychoI3oy: you have to be on it
ArcOfTheConclave: If you spawn the miniboss BT and then run away, when the miniboss despawns it takes all the other BTs and the time fall with it.
beowuuf: if you've got time to stand around...
CaptainSpam: Hey, you left the holo-transmitter-thingy on.
shadowxviii: she's a lot higher def than he is as well
TXC2: "Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."
PharaohBender27: Oh, and of course she's playing with an hourglass because TIME
ArcOfTheConclave: I'm charging for this time
Tom_Bruise: What IS she doing?!
Lord_ZYRK: She appears to, uh. . . being kinda weird?
shadowxviii: Some call me .... Sam
Lord_ZYRK: Some people call me Maurice
beowuuf: hey, show some respect, fragile's found out your odd hologirl is alive
Tom_Bruise: Some people call me the Postman and then I have to tell them that's Kevin Costner, and that's not me.
TXC2: isn't JESUS the great Deliverer ? :p
lirazel64: The fine deliverer.
fcloud: you must be the one they call...the mediocre deliverer
CaptainSpam: When do we become an Expert Shaker, then?
ArcOfTheConclave: My friends call me Sam. Not you, you aren't my friend.
beowuuf: txc2: if jesus is so great, how come he doens't have any likes on future facebook?
TXC2: "how old are you?" "miscellaneous 30"
shadowxviii: I love how Sam just doesn't talk back to anybody
TXC2: beowuuf he's still on MySpace Kappa
beowuuf: :D
fcloud: at least he doesnt do the mgs thing where he always repeats the last few words. "...the last few words?"
SuddenlyARabbit: "here, take this skeleton"
Featherweight_: OR she won't
fcloud: if she says it's hers, kidnap her and deliver her to my dungeon
electra310: Umm
beowuuf: it's a skeleton *huh>* that improves standility *whew* it's also cursed *huh?*
Lord_ZYRK: Now we have to deliver people? What are we, a taxi service?
CaptainSpam: Hey hey, it's time to make some CRAZY likes, are ya ready?
shadowxviii: there seem to be a mountain in your way there
beowuuf: if she says the skeleton is hers, you'll know it's her. Also she'll be a little bit floppier than usual
electra310: Canโ€™t believe she wouldnโ€™t have gone back to this guy, right?
fcloud: i think that's crater lake, yes
beowuuf: if she wants to go there i'd be really surprised
Featherweight_: this whole thing seems like real awkward break up drama
shadowxviii: wait, fragile or Fragile ?
X_modem: @lord_zyrk they decided to take the Crazy Taxi in a crazy weird new direction that's all [shrugs]
Lord_ZYRK: Seems like a solid plan
NotCainNorAbel: only if you toss it off a building though
beowuuf: fragile items are stored in special containers, Fragile items can be picked up and delivered as normal :p
ArcOfTheConclave: @shadowxviii Not that fragile!
Lord_ZYRK: X_modem ah, the gritty reboot
beowuuf: fragile Fragile items, we just don't touch those
Lord_ZYRK: Not to be confused with the Gritty reboot
fcloud: Crazy Taxi! except society has broken down! and get this -- travel is CRAZY slow! wow!
TXC2: Gods that egg drop is easily one of the best live segments IMO
shadowxviii: I assume the speed skeleton doesn't increase cargo weight
X_modem: lol
niccus: an affront to god (for up to 3-4 stories)
Lord_ZYRK: Get equipped with: Zoomy Legs
beowuuf: beef lunchbox 4ever
shadowxviii: You can also carry your current skeleton
Mangledpixel: I hope Auto-Arrange keeps the hourglass in your hand
lirazel64: You should probably take as little as possible.
shadowxviii: Everyone has one
beowuuf: o7 Private Locker
shadowxviii: You have to hold it, all the way there
Saulens181: o_o
Mangledpixel: you have to hold the button
Sarah_Margaret: mhm
shadowxviii: also meens you gotta walk there
beowuuf: a new take on the timed mission :p
HavenJunde: yes it is annoying
fcloud: you sure do!
TXC2: "'cause I'm your private locker, a locker for money, any old combo will dooooo"
Aenir798: Have you ever tried to ride a bike one-handed? While holding something extremely fragile?
shadowxviii: Let's see that BOOST
beowuuf: so when someone in chat said this was a tedious mission, they weren't just refering to the constant holos you had to sit through
Lord_ZYRK: The safest place is to carry it in your hand as opposed to your many points for securing cargo. That way if you trip and fall it's the first thing to take the full force of hitting the ground.
beowuuf: sergeJustRight txc2
shadowxviii: "looks happy"
HavenJunde: baby was laughing
TXC2: beowuuf thanks
lirazel64: Map your charging stations?
shadowxviii: ghosts.... cool
fcloud: wow zoom
beowuuf: here's a radical though...how about we ditch the BB and put the hourglass in the secure glass case that never gets damaged?
TXC2: ah yes ghosts, haven't had that today :p
HavenJunde: i've played a lot of this game so i've learned to tell the difference between BB cry and BB laugh :D
fcloud: gotta free up your mouth-covering hand
Lord_ZYRK: I just realized that the little robo-buddy is playing that music for BB. It didn't occur to me before that it's diegetic.
RvLeshrac: Paul needs an expert to help him with BB noises, maybe he can get G or K to translate.
fcloud: agree
HavenJunde: it is clipping through the one on your thigh
fcloud: also your leg-mounted cargo is clipping through it something fierce
TXC2: that, or we teach the BB to sign
beowuuf: sam's spare boots just make it look like he's carrying a body or has a strange mutation
fcloud: just teach bb to read and write, communicate that way
beowuuf: we should just keep unplugging and replugging and leave notes to each other through mads
wench_tacular: what a jerk
beowuuf: i'm hoping the end of the mission is to deliver the hourglass back again to the man somewhere where the rain doens't fall
wench_tacular: wheeeee
Tom_Bruise: that flask's probably made of obsidian or something, that BB'll be alright
leopard_wolf: obsidian still glass
fcloud: clear aluminum
TXC2: nah, Babies are like super balls, the bounce and they're are fine Kappa
beowuuf: so, good news, girl was fine, bad news, i accidentally brought a BT on her head and she blew up. So.... maybe don't leave a review?
Mangledpixel: despite what minecraft would have you believe, obsidian is actually very brittle
shadowxviii: tell them I wasn't home
LordZarano: The baby survived the city-destroying explosion in the start of the game right?
Aenir798: Maybe she was timefalled
fcloud: yes, its very dangerous
Aenir798: older from rain
shadowxviii: Maybe the video is old
fcloud: you brought my skeleton without a single scratch
TXC2: Obsidian is VERY hard (only diamond is harder) but yes it is also VERY brittle
Aenir798: (SMASH)
shadowxviii: Join the UCA, we've got Internet
beowuuf: now we know why this is set in america not uk, connecting people with reliable internet would not have been believable :p
RvLeshrac: Those are voidouts, yeah.
Electrodyne: Dear Paul, I hope your game video goes chiral.
HavenJunde: BT, not BB
Aenir798: Ahhhh.
shadowxviii: Real human ?!
TXC2: A REAL PERSON!
wench_tacular: a real human?
Invitare: it's not a hologram??
PharaohBender27: Um, outside is dangerous, kid
Featherweight_: sure get in this crat
TXC2: what is this accent?
beowuuf: so let's risk it by going out again
fcloud: good news, she's consenting. we wont have to kidnap her
electra310: Okay, but you gotta ride backwards on my back
FerociousPeach: @TXC2 she's Japanese, you find out in an email in a little bit
fcloud: just climb into this suitcase and ill carry you by hand
FerociousPeach: @Featherweight_ almost ;) "Get in this bag!"
RvLeshrac: TXC2: Japanese
fcloud: so you're running away from home?
TXC2: FerociousPeach Ok, I'm starting to hear it now
fcloud: just to make things easier, could you carry me to our destination? im awfully tired. thanks
Invitare: she's crying? Oh no, it's that Chiral stuff! BTs or something must be near
Electrodyne: You got a motorcycle in there too?
RvLeshrac: Oh yeah I missed a stream, what cameos did we get?
shadowxviii: So that's what the order meant with "cargo : 60kg"
fcloud: no i think this is just regular emotions (tm)
Mangledpixel: so, does this girl also have a ridiculous name?
FerociousPeach: bad news Paul :)
Tom_Bruise: Kojima, bubby, this scene has entirely too much dialogue. Trim it, like, a lot
beowuuf: see, the man wasn't bad, it was the woman that was bad. thanks kojima
Aenir798: her name is Chiral Artist!
wench_tacular: do you fit in a box?
RvLeshrac: I think you might be able to use a vehicle?
fcloud: i think you have to carry her like you carry the dead body
fcloud: a living corpse
HavenJunde: Sam is just -_-
Aenir798: Can she ride a bike?
Invitare: how are you going to take her with you when she's inside?
fcloud: i mean, it's like a five minute walk. you can go there anytime, you dont need my permission
shadowxviii: Meanwhile, Sam didn't say a single word, again
TXC2: !break
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vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
X_modem: I botched that hourglass delivery to the point it was 95% damaged when I got there (it rolled down a hill) LOL
lirazel64: This seems like a fine relationship!
beowuuf: does the mother just stare at you unblinking for five minutes while sam stands there silently? does the girl just walk out of the bunker, slap you, shake her head, and walk back in wordlessly?
TXC2: and we're back
vellebastet: wb
X_modem: It all played out the same way in the cuts scene, but I got so close to their shelter without damaging the hourglass at all and then right near the end it tumbled down a hill, it was quite funny.
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: so it's this not Human Trafficking?
beowuuf: you have boots and a spare skeleton for god's sake, can't she just walk with you!
vellebastet: whipXD
shadowxviii: did she forget how to walk ?
KV1NN4: maybe it keeps the rain off her..?
Mangledpixel: TXC2 is a taxi ride?
beowuuf: she's young, a little rain will be fine
Lord_ZYRK: Sealed for freshness
HavenJunde: its to protect her from the timefall yeah
TXC2: Mangledpixel they feel like it some times :p
Mangledpixel: heh
CanPlayGames: Vampire gun
shadowxviii: Is this just a paint ball gun loaded with blood pellets ?
shadowxviii: how can it only hold 8 of them ?
Caldurin: oh good she can breathe
vouru: thats some weird ass shit kojima
PMAvers: Should we get a truck and let them ride shotgun?
CanPlayGames: Kinky
Juliamon: That hood's not gonna keep the rain out
fcloud: yo dog, we heard you like escort missions
beowuuf: the reason sam doens't talk, is because saying 'hah, the last person i carried was the body of my dead mother, the president, crazy huh?'
PharaohBender27: In before Sam topples backwards and crushes the poor woman
Mangledpixel: she's cosplaying a caterpiller
niccus: she can't be in a baby bjorn since we already have a baby
vouru: I mean as far as escort missions go at least she's not gonna charge into BT's and trying to puch them ya? Looking at you FFT
beowuuf: ok, how is THAT keeping her safe from the rain. That's shoving her face right up in to it!
shadowxviii: Good delivery, but the 80% damage is going to leave a mark on your record, and her face
electra310: Stick her to your pauldron like a jogging iPod
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah - this game seems to not realize that you'd really need something that covers the entire head to avoid timefall damage
Aenir798: Alright. Get in the bag.
Caldurin: wow an actual person outside!
shadowxviii: at least we can confirm she isn't a chiralgram
fcloud: we made it here without using any ladders, ropes, sprays, or blood bags. so we probably dont need them on the way back
TXC2: it's is walking across like 3 states
blaise_rascal: lol
vouru: man this is dumb lol
Tom_Bruise: What the fresh fuck?
beowuuf: bad news for you, when we fall backwards that hourglass will break anyway, and you'll be very aware of that fact
TXC2: this is fetish for Kojima isn't it? :p
RvLeshrac: Usually a bike around here somewhere?
vouru: lmao imagine some mules attacked you for cargo right now?
beowuuf: we needed to wear the glasses and peaked cap to counterbalance :(
shadowxviii: "Who were you talking to ?"
RvLeshrac: People like to leave vehicles in useful places.
Scy_Anide: Check that bunker?
Tom_Bruise: Look, I get it, this'd otherwise be an annoying escort quest, I get it, but come on
lirazel64: Can't you make one?
Juliamon: Oh no, a chatty passenger
shadowxviii: You're right you litteral weight
vouru: holy shit... it's a mail order bride...?
fcloud: can you ride vehicles while carrying a body?
Raiger: How do you know it's not far if you didn't know where he was...?
wench_tacular: bodies you say?
shadowxviii: "What was that, I can just throw you into the lake ? Got it !"
TXC2: X_modem "yaaaaaaay"
beowuuf: oh no oh no oh no oh n
LordZarano: Mala Morgan https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8363010/
blaise_rascal: the soundtrack casting shade
beowuuf: lol, give up? good idea
PharaohBender27: Road trip music!
Tom_Bruise: The bag'll zip up and deprive her of oxygen when you need to hold your breath
beowuuf: no hand free, we needed an articical arm or something for breath holding
TehAmelie: such a road trip. just us and baby and our cyber legs
TehAmelie: oh, and a body
TehAmelie: i wasn't looking
BibitteNoire: Wait, I looked away for a few minutes, why are we carrying them like a dead body?
beowuuf: willing passenger...
shadowxviii: what if you bring her to the farm instead, and just leave her there
beowuuf: kojima is the reason
TehAmelie: the more the merrier
TXC2: good lord the Guitar in this song needs retuning :p
vouru: wait why don't ew just use fragile to teleport her?
saucemaster5000: This taxi service is woefully out of date
beowuuf: is this rain or timefall?
shadowxviii: you can always go around the ghost area
TXC2: how will this work lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Never solidify the orb.
TehAmelie: maybe we should play some REM
KV1NN4: I assumed rain and timefall were the same thing o.o;
beowuuf: !findquote orb
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TehAmelie: Try Not to Breathe heh heh
CanPlayGames: !sir
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fcloud: i think all rain is timefall in this universe
beowuuf: wow, obra dinn reference nice!
shadowxviii: or if not all of it is, it's probably safer to assume all rain is timefall
Tom_Bruise: Yo what happens if we get caught by the BTs?
Tom_Bruise: Does she live? Does she respawn back at the starting point of the mission?
fcloud: we hold our breath and creep around them
shadowxviii: good thing they gave you an anti-bt gun.... wait
lirazel64: Reminds me of my youthful cross-country bus trip.
fcloud: oh i see. what happens if they kill us. i dunno
wench_tacular: which 30%?
Tom_Bruise: "Look, I'm just delivering a package here, not my fault she's got necrosis all over"
vouru: ya her face is totatlly getting rained on atm
beowuuf: ok, so, good news, the girl wasn't dead when i started this escort mission...
fcloud: this reminds me of the time i hired a deliveryman to carry me to my beloved, who was half a mile away
beowuuf: fcloud: typical tuesday, amirite?
shadowxviii: @beowuuf She also looked 20 when we left
PharaohBender27: "So bad news, your gilfriend's face is gone. On the bright side, the rest of her is in tip-top shape!
Tom_Bruise: "Sorry mam, but I'm gonna have to throw my bodily fluids around. Part of the job, you understand"
fcloud: look honey, i love you, i really do. im just too damn lazy to walk alllll the way to your house. it's a whole five minutes!
beowuuf: look, she's holding the hourglass, see, you can still totally identify her ever with a 80 year old face
Tom_Bruise: Man she's being real calm about this whole ghost thing. I must admit, I'd be losing my shit
Featherweight_: I'm gone for like ten min and come back to this
fcloud: hey, chiral girl, here's a couple poop grenades. just chuck these at any bt's you see. thanks
beowuuf: featherweight_: seems like a standard reaction to a kojima game :)
blaise_rascal: i admit, i was skeptical of how ridiculous everyone said this game was. no longer
fcloud: kojima never fails to deliver ridiculousness
shadowxviii: that must be rough, holding her legs like that
beowuuf: 'materials' almost ruined
PharaohBender27: @Featherweight_ We've become a taxi service
TXC2: probably why she's turning her head
fcloud: to be fair, sam can carry a LOT of weight with the power legs
beowuuf: for anyone just rejoining, good news, she consented to this
fcloud: he is super strong
niccus: imagine having to port lady dimitrescu
vouru: sam has got to have some monsteriouse strength tbh
X_modem: hahahahah @beowuuf
beowuuf: lifting is on in the legs
Tom_Bruise: @niccus don't think for an instant she wouldn't be porting you
beowuuf: *all
fcloud: lady dimitrescu is a strong independent woman who dont need no porter
shadowxviii: got your girlfriend !
fcloud: she would just stride on over there her own self
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT there! lrrHORN_HF lrrHORN
TXC2: more real people
X_modem: Ummm... that's the wrong girl.
shadowxviii: wait, wrong person, I'm returning this
Tom_Bruise: we just dumped her on the groud? Didn't let her get up?
beowuuf: oh, bad news, that's her twin sister...
fcloud: oh man this scene is so absurd
Invitare: weren't their nuses that picked up the President's body
Invitare: Deadman
Invitare: they must be real too
TXC2: MOVING ON IS HEALTHY!
HavenJunde: Deadman is real, he held meds
fcloud: i think we touch diehardman
vouru: holy crap people.. this dialouge is painful
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Lord_ZYRK: *is* a real person, Paul. The President is a real licking person who definitely isn't dead.
mcbiscuitsss: how
saucemaster5000: Plot twist -- the people are real, all the ghost stuff is in your imagination
RvLeshrac: Chiral hourglass, it behaves weirdly.
PharaohBender27: Is . . is she dumping him!?
shadowxviii: we gave Deadman the drugs he asked us to carry accross the street
Invitare: One Piece??
vouru: lol
TXC2: !clips
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PharaohBender27: Oh, OK I see
TXC2: AHAHAHA
beowuuf: i knew she was going to do that the second she got it
Juliamon: You better not get docked points for that
Tom_Bruise: The dramatic effect that had, she might as well have said "Emotion" when she threw it
mcbiscuitsss: what a jerk
TXC2: Tom_Bruise :D
wench_tacular: don't break the metaphor
fcloud: this scene is bad, and i dont think we can blame it all on the writing
ArcOfTheConclave: It arrived undamaged!
vouru: pay the porter, that was some bullshit deliver lol
KV1NN4: god SHE should be mad at her mom! e.e
fcloud: i do not buy that these two care about each other at all
TXC2: I give them 2 weeks
vouru: wooden dialouge is wooden
lirazel64: Awww.
shadowxviii: I don't want to blame her voice acting.... but
fcloud: @TXC2 funny you should mention...
beowuuf: i give then until they start talking about where they are going to live, which bunker.
X_modem: We even get you the head.
electra310: They will split their time and have Sam carry them back and forth
Featherweight_: now you have to go pick up the whole wedding party
beowuuf: oh god, is the next escort quest carrying her back cause they broke up?
wench_tacular: We bring ALL the limbs!
fcloud: that last one was a bot delivery
vouru: oh don't worry paul she told you about how to dump bodies in the lake right?
Featherweight_: jesters to pike
PharaohBender27: Yeah yeah, you're self-improving, etc. WHERE'S MY PAY
Raiger: Could ya fix my trike?
beowuuf: oh *now* he's willing to pull hsi weight? how about going bck in time and just carrying the weight of the girl?
Tom_Bruise: "Buddy, six feet!"
vouru: wtf?
Aenir798: LUL
beowuuf: is...is that her move irl?
fcloud: glad to see we're all on the same page. now about my tip
mcbiscuitsss: NOTOUCH
shadowxviii: wait, did we give ourself a like ?
shadowxviii: can we do that ?
beowuuf: that feels like a fourth wall break
TXC2: maybe we gave them a like?
Tom_Bruise: If you can't give yourself a like, who can you receive a like from?
shadowxviii: is that allowed ? can we generate an infinite amount of likes ?
PharaohBender27: @shadowxviii I interpreted it as him giving them a like
HavenJunde: i'd like to give myself 1,000 likes
fcloud: this is the game that gave the player flowers for their birthday, the fourth wall is not an obstacle
shadowxviii: @PharaohBender27 So we saw them receive it ?
beowuuf: fourth wall is something to step on to get higher levels of ... words fail me
RvLeshrac: Should absolutely spend some time with your email.
beowuuf: love
shadowxviii: You wouldn't print a car, would you ?
PharaohBender27: @shadowxviii . . . I'm not sure. I just assumed based on context.
Lord_ZYRK: Can't print deez nuts
Tom_Bruise: Would you print a kid?
fcloud: look, sam, we cant print everything. otherwise there would be no game
fcloud: one thing i'll say about diehardman, he's a snappy dresser
HavenJunde: idk, i don't really ship Junk Artist
beowuuf: we can't print an ending, we need you to research more
shadowxviii: Is her name Mama because she's the online woman in the world that has a kid ?
fcloud: @shadowxviii pretty much
fcloud: it's an invisible bt baby
fcloud: but still a baby
Featherweight_: by the way remember that super useful drone network we throw in the trash? that was neat. Anyway hers' 90kg of rice
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shadowxviii: it can't
X_modem: It's all a party of the Amy Grant cinematic universe started with her Baby Baby music video.
shadowxviii: but can the drone carry people ?
zkillzzz: ooo just saw that you guys were playing this? how far in are you
beowuuf: about two weeks , 18 hours?
shadowxviii: which makes me think, could we have used the floating trailer for the girl
beowuuf: epsiode... 4?
TXC2: zkillzzz this is episode 6
beowuuf: 6 already> cool
Invitare: wouldn't stunning living things near BTs be a bad idea?
RvLeshrac: That massive spoiler up there should probably have gone away.
LordZarano: Just reunited the Junk Dealer and the Chiral Artist
TXC2: it's Episode 6: On her majesty's chiral network.
fcloud: episode 6: return of the jedi
PsychoI3oy: it will show if you zoom in on the map
Juliamon: It explodes as soon as you hit a pebble
fcloud: this trike is very punk
PsychoI3oy: Magnus_Asplode
Featherweight_: nine is not zero WE RIDE
beowuuf: txc2: shouldn't norman reetus now be played by george lazenby? carrying the chirla artist going 'this never happened to the other fella' ?
TXC2: beowuuf :D
shadowxviii: curious what happens when it reaches 0 while riding it
wench_tacular: sure, a feature, not a bug
HavenJunde: its also making funny noises
wench_tacular: not this again!
zkillzzz: yo hit that ramp 50
shadowxviii: You can pass up north
wench_tacular: boost!!
beowuuf: remember how the game started! don't do it! :p
TXC2: Mistakes have been made!
fcloud: jump it! either you will make it, or the trike will die in spectacular fashion
Juliamon: !clip
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beowuuf: evil geometry
wench_tacular: action replay
FerociousPeach: could have gone worse, lol
shadowxviii: lrrFINE
beowuuf: lrrHERE lrrGREED
Tom_Bruise: Quick, I've learned this trick from Revengeance. Just run up to them, tear them in half and eat their skeletons
fcloud: this music reminds me of far cry blood dragon
beowuuf: wow, totally
TXC2: I like that we bumped, but still had just enough momentum to fall off the ledge :p
beowuuf: bike is gunna shoot it's lazorz
adi_pie: Can't imagine why the baby might be upset. Has it never gone sky diving ona motorcycle before?
fcloud: bb it's ok, you still have like 90% mood
Tom_Bruise: aww yea, Mark IV style; hide in a crevas, cradle a baby
fcloud: strand OP
beowuuf: the old roping of a dope
wench_tacular: form an orderly queue
shadowxviii: This is an interesting take on 300
niccus: oh he's drowning
fcloud: ow! dont you know it hurts when you do that
beowuuf: madness you say? this...is....kojima!
X_modem: Come on down to the Edmonton rodeo, watch Sam Porter Bridges hogtie some mules.
nullvoid8: Hullo all, I see Paul has discovered the chasms
TXC2: hello nullvoid8 welcome
beowuuf: we tried to jump a chasm and bad geometry happened
niccus: just leave em all face down in the creek
nullvoid8: yeah that tracks
shadowxviii: you can still punch them :D
Tom_Bruise: "You're not getting a third chance to climb that cliff, pal. Enough of your gravity defiance!"
zkillzzz: just a pile of corpses
X_modem: Having the high ground didn't work out for him.
shadowxviii: I wonder now
TXC2: "the name's Stranding, Death Stranding"
shadowxviii: can we check that ladder?
zkillzzz: yea wow you're jacked
TXC2: and arms only, no leg power there
nullvoid8: oh, we have speed legs now?
TXC2: Like the Marines don't expect you to do arms only :p
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
wench_tacular: rude
TXC2: it's in the Geneva convention!
fcloud: i was on a LADDER!
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beowuuf: we have both speed legs and strength legs now, thanks to a ... weird mission...
fcloud: wow you punched him good
fcloud: man this is a lot of dudes. like 10-12
nullvoid8: other rules include: only I'm allowed to heal
zkillzzz: yea i think you're snapping their neck?
shadowxviii: I don't think you're tying thatm as much as choking them unconscious
Lord_ZYRK: Put it around their neck until they stop moving. Then they're tied up :)
Tom_Bruise: uh oh, you're out of stamina. Quick, have a beer
fcloud: at some point the mules are gonna be like "hmm, he can singlehandedly defeat a dozen men with that strand. maybe we should get some of those"
shadowxviii: same truck
beowuuf: the cruel irony is that every delivery the mules steal are nothing but strands, but thir obsession is to horde deliveries not to use them
RvLeshrac: There was a message earlier, it was stolen.
beowuuf: they are the real player characters
Mangledpixel: special things
shadowxviii: they are used for safe house and rain shelters
shadowxviii: If you want ceramic, you have to go to a different MULE camp
shadowxviii: cermic and metal is used for roads, not resin
TXC2: ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
RvLeshrac: "Roads? Where we're going we... actually need an absolute shitton of roads please help."
X_modem: special alloys & ceramics are like gold in the late game
HavenJunde: i WISH roads use resin, but sadly they use ceramics
nullvoid8: best way to get building material is to do the random deliveries from depot to depot for various materials iirc
shadowxviii: so, Paul, you were asking earlier, but try staking a very high backpack, and then walk in the tent
fcloud: your cargo weight limit is lower right now cause you have speed legs not power legs
nullvoid8: combined with regularly emptying each places bank into your private locker
TXC2: !uptime
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TXC2: maybe MULE got better Trucks
shadowxviii: different camps might have better trucks
fcloud: *slaps MULE truck* this bad boy can fit so much [special alloy] in it
shadowxviii: we found the limit
Invitare: actually we just want regular alloy
shadowxviii: "special alloy" also know as bronze
shadowxviii: (might not actually be bronze)
Invitare: but your organisation is all about bridges
beowuuf: bridge over the river. why?
shadowxviii: North
TXC2: ah yes Tin, from the far off land of Tin land (My dealer wont tell me where he gets it from)
Tom_Bruise: We can't fit more things in that truck; There's chairs
nullvoid8: you can go around to the right
TXC2: it's a very bad idea, lets do it
nullvoid8: or nitro jump it
wench_tacular: chicken
shadowxviii: You can pass North of it
beowuuf: how to end a stream.... truck jump
shadowxviii: it requires a bit of parkour
wench_tacular: just park on the roof
wench_tacular: time for Austin Powers
TXC2: uh oh we Austen powers'd it
nullvoid8: better trucks may exist
TehAmelie: i think the lack of combustion engines is the biggest difference between this world and ours
Juliamon: This is a Future Paul problem
beowuuf: that's for future paul to worry about...
TheAinMAP: I haven't seen a Civic make it up a hill this steep.
RvLeshrac: Paul "Ever Given" Saunders
beowuuf: future paul did great against the mules, we have faith
X_modem: off roading.
shadowxviii: Got there :D
TXC2: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: yes, including the ghosts and the collapse of society and all
shadowxviii: Sick turn
shadowxviii: nah, holograms, you can definitely run them over lrrBEEJ
HavenJunde: yes, they're other porters
nullvoid8: they're porters. not other Sam's
saucemaster5000: hit them, take their stuff
shadowxviii: I'm amazed the other truck is still there
TXC2: that's 4 whole people we've seen this stream
X_modem: First time I saw other porters I acidently rant them over on a bridge.
nullvoid8: truck inventory works if you park on the lift too
shadowxviii: there's a limit to how much you can store
RvLeshrac: Can always just drive them out to a work site.
shadowxviii: you need to increase your rank with them, by doing delivery to them
nullvoid8: no, you can only up the limit by increasing your rank at that station
nullvoid8: put the rest in you private locker
fcloud: theres a max amount of each material that can be stored at each base. you can store an infinite amount of cargo, including materials as cargo
fcloud: only materials-as-materials has a limit
shadowxviii: you can put everything else in private locker
X_modem: You can only take 100 lbs of the buffalo back to the wagon.
shadowxviii: or if you feel generous, share locker, for other people to get
fcloud: the only reason to keep materials-as-materials is to fabricate things, otherwise you might as well keep them as cargo
Tom_Bruise: ooh, can we get one of those fancy packs? Like, with the bedroll on top?
PharaohBender27: All right, I'm off for a brief afternoon walk - I'll see folks at Chillpoint! lrrHEART
TXC2: so long PharaohBender27 stay safe
Lord_ZYRK: Junk Dealer built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
LordZarano: ^
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beowuuf: see you soon pharaohbender27!
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
beowuuf: thanks for the stream paul! see you for chillpointing soon :)
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ContingentCat: Thanks Paul
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
wench_tacular: catchy motto
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
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TXC2: until we strand death
beowuuf: ok, so can juuuust do fisty if chillpoint is late or I ignore the buffer tunes before the stream starts
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shadowxviii: Thanks Paul
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TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
beowuuf: night txc2!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (21m from now).