Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Llamas are not piñatas.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote llama
LRRbot: Quote #6990: "Nobody hurts my llama!" —James [2020-06-02]
beowuuf: only james gets to harm is own llamas
RockPusher: Look, if a trader 'accidentally' falls down a hole, it just can't be helped.
beowuuf: accidents happen... suspiciously often...
Juliamon: Traders are murderers and their llamas deserve to be liberated
r10pez10: pwaa
r10pez10: bleat
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Metric_Furlong: chat, let's not start and llama drama
Metric_Furlong: *any llama drama
DeM0nFiRe: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
GapFiller: everyone knows alpacas are just better anyway
Juliamon: How many llamas must die from dangling off of chunk edges before the abuse is acknowleged?
barginsgalore: At least 7
Metric_Furlong: look, I'm just saying you need to be mindful of your llama karma
EightBitDreams: Just don't make any "Your mom" jokes, we don't want any mama llama drama
GapFiller: just farming llama drama here eh
DeM0nFiRe: Definitely keep southern US states out of it. 'bama mama llama drama is the worst
DeM0nFiRe: if for some reason you need that point illustrated let me know and I can make you a 'bama mama llama drama diorama
beowuuf: traders are pretty stupid. You can tell anywhere I've been doing a project for any length of time by the two - four llamas tied beside it. I never kill a trader. They just keep getting in the way for ages, then someone do a geometery and the leads go flying If I'm lucky i notice in time to snag the leads, otherwise i feel obliged to stop whatI'm going and go get some
GapFiller: ohhh that 'waiting for the game to start being fun' feeling is just the best
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RockPusher concludes sound works better when it is being output to the correct device
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Snowcookies: hello chat
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Snowcookies: hi fi!
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GapFiller: OfficeCreate and Nintendo are exactly the kinda people to have the proverbial army of TEN THOUSAND LAWYERS on tap
GapFiller: and just the threat o that is enough to keep me from trying anything
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beowuuf: yay, the pH balance! hey paul, hey heather!
RockPusher: Yus! PH Balance \o/
r10pez10: pH balance
beowuuf: bases are alkaline :)
internetFionna: @Juliamon i started with watching LRR vods, only managed to catch live stuff starting yesterday
EightBitDreams: Welcome!
ContingentCat: words are hard
internetFionna: @r10pez10 lol hey
r10pez10: basic is alkaline yeah lol, acidic is the other
thefileclerk: buffered
iris_of_ether: Basic is alkaline! :D
FacelessManAboutTown: These takes are spicy and therefore acidic
DeM0nFiRe: Heather is muted
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NimrodXIV: heather's muted
Metric_Furlong: silent heather
RockPusher: stream doesn't have Heather
thefileclerk: well buffered hair
r10pez10: internetFionna oh hi
lirazel64: Actually, I'm feeling bland. Are you salty, by any chance?
R_Craddz: Heather muted?
RockPusher: there we go
Juliamon: internetFionna Welcome to the live streams lrrAWESOME
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nyperold: Basic or Fortran or... something.
Bellpei: Absolute Paul corrupts Paulsolutely.
teaspoonC: heather confirmed hilarious
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ContingentCat: I believe you Heather, who definitly doesn't have a building of lies
Unpronounceable: I am sad that I will never know Heather's brilliant hair take
GraphicsContent: I often don't know what I'm going to do.
RockPusher: Oming Cup: PeckChoint
R_Craddz: I need to pee now thanks
lirazel64: Jasmine green is in my cup.
GapFiller: missing audio is alvvays best audio
beowuuf: have you seen the teasrer trailer yet? :p
EightBitDreams: Wait, what?!
GapFiller: ddint notice a thing
Bellpei: Wait... Beej isn't here?
Nigouki: has the hair won?
ritchards: I observe nothing!
GraphicsContent: Put Beej in Checkpoint you cowards.
RockPusher: Secrets :O
beowuuf: glad you said it paul so we didn#t have to :p
EightBitDreams: Oh, I see, that's a squirtle, not Beej
ContingentCat: Beej is being consumed by his hair, and that's being filmed
r10pez10: wow heather
Wolfstrike_NL: I see 2 times Beej on screen tho - cause aren't all of us Beej?
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fastlane250: April fools jokes for stuff people actually WANT are the worst
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Bellpei: Mario has fallen. The age of Luigi is upon us!
ContingentCat: Nintendo has it's own fiscal year?
beowuuf: who's the fool, the fool or the fool that believes them?
Invitare: Pokemon rebranded everything as a Bidooof. I guess they didn't realise April Fools was supposed to be about jokes
GapFiller: yeh the fiscal year in Japan is in March
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Bellpei: Many companies end their fical year in March to make it easier to include Christmas season profits.
r10pez10: nintendo missing a trick by not basing their year around MAR 10
GapFiller: learnt this years ago when a Japanese friends band had to push back a tour cz it was originally pencilled in for the Ides of March whic hwas a nono
DiscordianTokkan: Well, they DO have sales for Mar 10
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beowuuf: people love talking themselves up to set up dissapointment :(
ashiok_nightmare_moose: puts the F in fomo
virre_: Mario 35 was close the servers, so it probably was Maintenance that went down to though (I already miss it)
ContingentCat: artificial scarcity sure is fun
GapFiller: 'outta the vault once every seven ish years'
GapFiller: yeh thats v Disney
shotrob: april 1st a way for captialist to market really dumb things so if people want it then profit, if not then hey see we did a joke
Chipton: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:13.
Snowcookies: lol
PharaohBender27: I always remember how my grandmother actually fell for an April Fool's joke Taco Bell did that they bought the Liberty Bell and were rebranding as "Taco Liberty Bell"
r10pez10: good fodder for an eventual Play it Forward
fastlane250: no play, only remember
r10pez10: !fart
LRRbot: The pant poof!
GapFiller: Absolute Chungus
PharaohBender27: Same, lrrPAUL
Snowcookies: !sir
GapFiller: Look at the Chungus on that Lad
ashiok_nightmare_moose: they adopted the chungus name
Juliamon: You learned a great thing this week
Snowcookies: uh huh
r10pez10: "explained at", i assume
DoodlestheGreat: Jim Sterling's big on Chungus.
DiscordianTokkan: I had no idea it was his name, and not a descriptor
internetFionna: apparently his special move is "chungus amongus" but that may've been a heckpost
PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat Know Your Meme claims they actually coined the term
Bellpei: The meme is more or less to just make people look at it.
Nigouki: isn't it just a stretchy inbetween frame?
Bellpei: It's like The Game.
ContingentCat: I assumed it was fan art as well
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah, it was in an early Bugs short from the 40's.
beowuuf: CCU
PharaohBender27: @Bellpei Dammit, I lost the game!
TheMerricat: The image of Bugs Bunny appears in Merrie Melodies cartoon Wabbit Twouble, first shown on December 20th, 1941[1]. In the short, Bugs is mocking Elmer Fudd, who in this cartoon was made much more portly than his previous and more iconic design (clip shown below).
Bellpei: Yeah it's a turn based RPG based on Looney Tunes.
Bellpei: It's almost identical to the competing marvel one.
shadowbow464: the tom and jerry gacha is even wilder.
kusinohki: hi all! almost lost track of time...
DoodlestheGreat: DERPY!
distrustingspectator: Is Beej an Brony?
fiftymcnasty: Beej should discus Big Chungus more
Metric_Furlong: Beej filling the void left by Wiggins' departure
GapFiller: ohhh the nose is even derpier than the eyes
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DoodlestheGreat: Lauren Faust said she was going to call the character Ditzy Doo, but Derpy caught on so fast...
DoodlestheGreat: notsquishY
Juliamon: Yeah, there's a lot of potential ablest baggage attached to "Derpy"
DoodlestheGreat: There was a lotta back and forth over the character, but in the end things turned out for the best.
ContingentCat: fandom gonna fandom
GapFiller: fandom not even once
Gadora: @Juliamon Yeah... And some of the fanfics ran with that in the worst ways. :(
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
kusinohki: paul has seen some .... stuff
RockPusher: on model
Drasvin: According to tvtropes, her official name is Muffins, as of the episode that gave extra attention to the background characters
GapFiller: there are many many surprisingly dark corners of the internet
fastlane250: "unofficial" is a light way of putting things
DiscordianTokkan: I suddenly remember Alex cackling about Ponut
GapFiller: both in the many count and the surprising ly dark count
ContingentCat: the official my little pony art style isn't that difficult to immitate
DoodlestheGreat: Since the show was done in 2d animation programs, you can get pretty show-accurate art of Pony characters.
DiscordianTokkan: That was Great
r10pez10: A+
ButButTheJesus: A+
GapFiller: that was a strong gag
ContingentCat: or things you don't want to put a picture of
Bellpei: I can't tell sometimes if Beej is referencing memes are making up his own in his head.
GapFiller: it feels this is one of the minor perils of having a Goon on the payroll
Akaiatana: Big Mac I think
nyperold: Bulk Buceps?
shadowbow464: bulck biceps
kusinohki: big chungus sounds like the extra large horse in BotW
DoodlestheGreat: They have Bulk Bicepts
Akaiatana: oh, that one
TheHaCoFo: Bulk biceps
RunicScribe: Bulk Biceps, aka Snowflake
GapFiller: ohhh that looks like a John K pony
kusinohki: the muppet babbies nanny socks gag
shadowbow464: do ponies even have those.
DoodlestheGreat: YEAH! :tf:
ContingentCat: *googles* oh my
DoodlestheGreat: Yep, he flies. He's also a masseuse.
GapFiller: no srsly theres something really Ren and Stimpy goin on there
nyperold: He has been seen flying, yes.
r10pez10: the aerodynamics of a bee
internetFionna: @r10pez10 i get enough of this from the tacos
kusinohki: everything was peaceful until the fire ponies attacked
Akaiatana: And the ponies that have moved on are hte glue that brings them all together
Juliamon: baco
r10pez10: deep pony lore
nyperold: Rock FARMS.
EncryptedSquid: My little classism
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tomorrow night on a very special* Bonus stream join @Graham_LRR @ihorner @BWheelerMTG and @coachNellyMTG for some Fall Guys! 5:00PM at | *Not actually very special, it's a pretty bog standard bonus stream really. 📷 ||
matthaus_c: I think the xbox fridge is proof you CAN get anything the audience says
Drasvin: The earth ponies have inherent magic that makes farming easier for them. They typically also have better stamina
internetFionna: @Juliamon 🎸🔮
Akaiatana: A big china bust sounds like there's a massive top-statue-half wandering around
LordZarano: Homer became the main character of The Simpsons because of the fan reaction
kusinohki: 10% of the chinese govt??
ContingentCat: not part of the chinese goverment yet
GapFiller: Paul yr dont get to be that big in China unless the govnment is onboard
matthaus_c: not part of the chinese govt officially
GapFiller: see also the recent Jack Ma business
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r10pez10: !gant
Akaiatana: pay for weekends, etc
kusinohki: that's practically my car payment...
josh___something: I... I'm not surpised that cheating is lucrative
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Mr_Dirty: no clip?
r10pez10: no clip
r10pez10: yeah lol
Juliamon: Slack
Snowcookies: slack
r10pez10: pop pop
Vyous: Thanks Juliamon
fastlane250: the monthly bus passes in my town arent worth it unless you take the bus twice a day for at least two weeks
GapFiller: slack pop pop
LordZarano: If you're willing to cheat, wouldn't you just pirate the cheat software?
EightBitDreams: Had me looking at my work computer :)
GapFiller: nah it adds character to the stream
SajuukSjet: existential crisis averted :D
virre_: Yeah I was alt-tabbing to slack
GapFiller: this is just the nature of playing video games in China
josh___something: Or people are charging other people to help them rank up :P
kusinohki: I'm here to clean up the details in the news
r10pez10: he wears a hat with a "PRESS" card in it
Mai_Andra: Some may just be using them to farm achievements, then never play again.
elkae: Reports on the cybers
Earthenone: at first i thought the joke was that G should have been a Cyber Reporter :P
GapFiller: one of those wyrd quirks yr see inna place where to pick another example EVERYONE uses VPN's
Akaiatana: He fights with his lightcyber
Mr_Dirty: surely as checkpoint is on the internet you are all cyber reporters?
SajuukSjet: "here to refresh that browser cache!"
GapFiller: well Heather the floor is yours talk us thru it
KevinTheShark: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:54.
Bellpei: It's like if Billy Hatcher were as boring as watching paint dry.
r10pez10: ???
Akaiatana: Dress for the job you want to have
Mai_Andra: Kid Chameleon?
r10pez10: it sounds cool on paper
RockPusher: This sounds like a reasonable idea that was barely baked
GapFiller: that just feels like a bad implementation of a cool idea
GapFiller: a cool idea others for already done better
Tophical: It sounds like worse A Hat in Time
Akaiatana: I'm like this game, released into the world way too early
r10pez10: a gregarious fun game
PharaohBender27: Yep
Akaiatana: That is just Tycho Brahe's review :P
beowuuf: egregious justs means a good example of something
iris_of_ether: Extremely?
ContingentCat: I think they just picked an adjective
beowuuf: just we usually use it to mean a good example of something bad :p
ApodoNuevo: Gorgeous, maybe?
r10pez10: a thesaurus fun game
fastlane250: a beautifully tragic sentence
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
internetFionna: fox in box?
redbomber2000: sounds like a jackbox game sentence.
Bellpei: Oh, I thought it was Vox Fox like a shouting fox.
r10pez10: cool game!
Akaiatana: Just turn some cardboard sideways, MTG style :P
Juliamon: It's wild magic, basically
nyperold: @redbomber2000 Like, specifically Blather 'Round?
redbomber2000: yes
kusinohki: panalyst prompt - get superpowers, but sometimes turn into a box...
LordZarano: Just auto-translated into Japanese and back. "A great game with a lot of spirit"
josh___something: like cooking mama cookstars :p
Earthenone: box only speedruns
Juliamon: oh yes I look forward to speedruns
Akaiatana: Heather is pressient :)
ContingentCat: a year? I give it a month at most
r10pez10: !addquote (Paul) [Now] Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life.
LRRbot: New quote #7554: "Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life." —Paul [2021-04-02]
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: I like the obscure indie games
Makrosian_Tae: Nobody had ever played Hades. Clearly a myth
GapFiller: new quote?
kusinohki: heather's brain is commodor hustle confirmed
Akaiatana: We are all our own worst comment sections.
ButButTheJesus: STONKS
beowuuf: baby steps, imagine people saying nice things in the insulting voice :p
josh___something: diamond hans
Bellpei: Heather is imagining the CommodoreHustle version of everyone from the office.
GapFiller: man shit like this almost makes yr pine for the halcyon days of EGM
r10pez10: diamond hams
GapFiller: almost
josh___something: It's... a pun I guess?
teavian: diamond lrrHAM s
beowuuf: dovetails, ooh ooh ooh
r10pez10: nice segue
Earthenone: so fortnite goblydygooker?
internetFionna: i thought y'all put a note on the door to the dinosaur past, how did epic get it
Makrosian_Tae: Ah yes, bear eggs
ButButTheJesus: Eggs by and for bears
beowuuf: sign fell off last time serge tries to do the floss too violently
EightBitDreams: The developers want to turn the game into The Oasis from Ready Player One
Akaiatana: Beej is meme master in several discord servers. 'More' is hard tio imagine
Bellpei: Oh snap. It is the Oasis from Ready Player One.
nyperold: Oh, okay, I thought they were taking a page from Jurassic Park's book and having dinosaurs wielding guns.
Akaiatana: "I want to look away, but I'm enraptored"
fastlane250: lgioBoar
Earthenone: kill enough bears, and bears will get the message you are a friend eventually i guess?
r10pez10: ehhhh
DoodlestheGreat: ForkKnife?
Akaiatana: Wait, isnt Fornite a zombie/survival game? :P
beowuuf: i see you've played forky knifey before
PMAvers: "Okay, so what if we have these people fight for our amusement... but instead of fighting each other, they have to team up to fight against a zombie horde. And they can build buildings and traps and stuff to help defend themselves."
Nemo_Rasa: is fortnite trying to become the ur-game?
Bellpei: The version of Fortnite in my brain is just Second Life.
Akaiatana: @Nemo_Rasa yes.
Akaiatana: @Nemo_Rasa They've actually said things to that effect
Earthenone: yeah, its second life with licensing in my head
Kazman20a: they will be happy to kill you
internetFionna: everyone knows you need guns to deal with 30-50 feral hogs
Akaiatana: They will hide in their boarholes. That they make in your chest
RandomTrivia: I mean, they don't *actively* predate humans...
TwitchTVsFrank: boar are mean
Loonatic93: But Kagura is nothing but loving.
kusinohki: *lurking, need to fold laundry*
Bellpei: I vote we all replace Fortnite with Second Life now.
NovaTiempo: We basically have raptors on the loose in the UK - theres a pack of 20 wild Rhea running around
PMAvers: So how long until Activision starts up their own black-site division that makes cheat engines and aimbots for their own games and sell them to people?
Akaiatana: LRR was a sketch website for over a decade, you aren't one to judge!
Earthenone: they could go the world of warcraft approach yeah, "people keep buying gold from 3rd parties, we should sell it ourself!" with cheat software
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LordZarano: I finished watching that video just as Chillpoint started
PMAvers: Sony don't care, as long as they get their money.
ContingentCat: a new thing to get sued for
PMAvers: I assume that Sniper Mama's busy lining up her legal shot.
LordZarano: They offered an affiliate code with a WORRYINGLY high payback
r10pez10: that's pretty funny
GapFiller: ah occams razor strikes agin
beowuuf: never put down to malice what can be put down to incompitence
PMAvers: no no no don't shake the baby no no no
Loonatic93: Don't forget "Mama Kills Animals."
Tehbeard: "babysitting mama" .... surely the objective of babysitting is that mama isn't involved? Kappa
r10pez10: "don't"
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ButButTheJesus: @PMAvers no no no
Earthenone: so rhythm cafe :P
Duhstink: That's because Ring Fit is so hard to get
Duhstink: even they couldnt get a second copy
Vyous: That's very arcade DDR
neb_200: or Dace rush now for japan
kusinohki: DDR line dancing??
EightBitDreams: Ring Fit on the bus
ContingentCat: oh cool
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: dang that's pretty
RandomTrivia: Woah
internetFionna: that slaps
RandomTrivia: That looks awesome
Earthenone: are they really final forms anymore with mega evolution? :P
PharaohBender27: That's very well done
Earthenone: nice.
RandomTrivia: welp
RandomTrivia: nice
ContingentCat: nice
r10pez10: xXx_TossAwayAnotherDay69_xXx
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
m_logan2000: lets nope lite
kusinohki: minimum spoop
RandomTrivia: I've often wondered what horror games built on "where's the monster?" would play like with a radar/minimap
Mai_Andra: Aliens
kusinohki: not sure it's horror, but a group hunting for bigfoot??
Tehbeard: @RandomTrivia some of the Aliens games perhaps?
PMAvers: Apparently death is no longer a penalty in the new mode?
lear1987: what game is this?
Bellpei: Was it Assassin's Creed that added a tourist mode? I really want that in more games.
ContingentCat: yeah they sound like accessability options individually
EightBitDreams: Amnesia Rebirth
beowuuf: i was just saying earlier i love that control aids to play now include everything up to straight up invulnerability :)
beowuuf: *control, the actual game
Bellpei: Yeah, look at stuff without worrying about Zombies showing up.
EightBitDreams: They added electric lights
TehAmelie: i'd think that's NG+
ContingentCat: like make it a hiking game
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the environment is VERY pretty in Death Stranding
Boon_33: "the postman" game
RandomTrivia: An actual Walking Simulator. Neat.
Phyinx: Basically Euro Truck Simulator but on foot
PharaohBender27: @ashiok_nightmare_moose Kojima straight up based it on Iceland
RandomTrivia: WOAH
PharaohBender27: katesWot
RandomTrivia: Life imitates art, I suppose
ButButTheJesus: katesWot
Bellpei: Ancient Egypt, big fans of Assassin's Creed it turns out.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: @PharaohBender27 yeah I compared it to my sisters vacation pics haha
LordZarano: That just seemed like a good place to put a tomb I guess
ContingentCat: holy moly
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
RandomTrivia: You know where the money is? It's in manufacturing the perspex cases.
PMAvers: "...wait, was this card put into a bike spoke? 0.0."
Nemo_Rasa: seems like a potential hiring opportunity
Dezufnocosem: that's just gambling with extra steps
beowuuf: oh god i'm imagining graham's antiques evaluator character from rapidfire now
PMAvers: I wonder how much of those are common binder chaff.
RandomTrivia: It's estimated that there were something like 1,400 Alpha Black Lotuses ever printed.
iris_of_ether: I will say that I had a friend sell one of his for like $1000 or something :o
DeM0nFiRe: "Please grade my water energy card"
TwitchTVsFrank: sounds like a market about to crash or people are wasting a lot of money
SquareDotCube: This has me thinking that Pokemon cards are going to hit the collectors boom and crash of the 90s
RandomTrivia: I may be of by an order of magnitude, but even as many as 14,000 isn't that many in the grand scheme of things
SquareDotCube: where comics and baseball cards got hit hard by the craze
GapFiller: eyyy plushies
ContingentCat: think about how many got thrown out by people's clueless parents
ButButTheJesus: cuuuute
fastlane250: whaaaat?
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, because that definitely stops scalpers... Kappa
Mai_Andra: Do they turn inside out? (because they got murdered)
electra310: Heh, I got my son a bunch of Among Us plus he’s for Christmas
NullColaShip: They've been popping up on Ali Express for months, in various forms
electra310: Plushes, even
ContingentCat: shows the market is there
kusinohki: plushies with various death abilities could be a line. like a velcroed detachable head...
electra310: The Among Us plushies I bought had squeakers inside. It was very funny
RomanGoro: I had the same image in my head, Heather
RandomTrivia: The Toppat Airship
internetFionna: i'm playing the new map with some friends for my birthday next week
Mai_Andra: amisoWow amisoWow xivTonberry
Snowcookies: three, only one programmer iirc
m_logan2000: think it was 3, 1 developer and 2 artists
buildalrr: They should create a system where you can build your own plushies
buildalrr: Customize them
lirazel64: @internetfionna Happy Birthday! Don't be suss!
kusinohki: *raises hand*
ContingentCat: wat
RandomTrivia: WHAT?!
internetFionna: @lirazel64 i'll try :P but yeah, next week! day before the PPR
Bellpei: insert robin williams clip here.
kusinohki: I thought it was new. all of sudden everyone was playing it *shrug*
r10pez10: NEGARP
Faulpyr: That seems dangerous
ContingentCat: eoe
ContingentCat: *wow
buildalrr: The Swan Crystal was a great handheld
PMAvers: Ian kicks in the door
TehAmelie: i mustn't run away, etc
GapFiller: ohhh the Wonderswan
PMAvers: And maybe one can show up in Monster Hunter Rise
kusinohki: can we have the angelic layer angels instead??
Faulpyr: 20 adult forms all ready to wipe out humanity
Nigouki: Asuka has a Wonderswan in new movies
ButButTheJesus: do not want
beowuuf: wonderswan, what is the secret of your power?
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
MyBuddySuperfly: Thanks a lot! That was fun! <3
RandomTrivia: Special guest Voxy HYPE
LunarJade: @kusinohki yes please I want that
vellebastet: fun!
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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vellebastet: lrrHEART
MyBuddySuperfly: oh yeahhhhhhhh!!!
TehAmelie: all the Clamp mangas are so much more creepy than Evangelion. heck, if somebeody made a Chobits tamagotchi they'd be taken away
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, I hope they resolve the cliffhanger from the end of the last season Kappa
kusinohki: do they have custom lobbies yet?
RandomTrivia: The drumming will continue until morale improves
internetFionna: dr. worm levels of playing drums
ContingentCat: whether they want to be or not
TehAmelie: if a thing is long enough, it automatically becomes an epic. true story
ButButTheJesus: pangwangs!
Invitare: it's taking a while to get to the point where Napoleon is the villain, as he must be in Rhythm Games
GapFiller: in other Evangelion news Holy Shit 3.0 + 1.0 has been out for a whole month and I had NO IDEA
GapFiller: thats wild
Nigouki: continue to have no idea until the BD arrives in 5-8 months
RandomTrivia: The whole thing is a fever dream and the bonus Heather/Ian plot is only helping that along
kusinohki: which one was the house of lies again??
ContingentCat: the Heather and Ian story is much better
buildalrr gifted a Tier 1 sub to heather_paul! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, heather_paul! (Today's storm count: 23)
ButButTheJesus: @ContingentCat this
LordZarano: It's an RPG, but with a rhythm game instead of a usual battle system
RandomTrivia: !quote 3943
LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
MyBuddySuperfly: Is this your Wheeler?
PharaohBender27: Naaah, it'll never take off Kappa
GapFiller: eyyy Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote delivery
LRRbot: Quote #5677: "'Why did that sound like an insult?' 'It was meant to sound like an insult. I've been practicing my delivery.'" —Graham and Heather [2019-01-04]
ContingentCat: Pizza is important
beowuuf: or delivering people
RockPusher: Pizza is srs bsns
kusinohki: pokemon... pocket monsters? ppl hate monsters. this is a terrible idea
GapFiller: saving the world is one ting but pizza delivery is quite another
GapFiller: priorities
electra310: Delivering girlfriends
Invitare: Heather it's a Kojima game. OF COURSE you have to
Earthenone: @kusinohki but people LOVE pockets so it will even out
GapFiller: it was the keeping it upright bit that was REALLY importnat
beowuuf: just like people, gotta keep them upright, face directly in to the timefall
LordZarano: Also we just delivered a living person
internetFionna: "can you pick up my warehouse order? the last kamen rider saber book i want just arrived"
GapFiller: didnt Beej make this exact joke last week
GapFiller: re asking Ian for stuff
LordZarano: and were allowed up to 50% damage
kusinohki: so, Rito?
ContingentCat: having power legs helps
Boon_33: was the person alive this time?
TehAmelie: also his pee kills ghosts
kusinohki: Ruto? (what's her name from ocarina of time?)
RandomTrivia: What constitutes 50% damage on a person?!
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie and poo
RandomTrivia: Like, 50% of the limbs?
electra310: Alive, but still in a body bag
PMAvers: Oh, and Paul has a blood gun.
foopoiuyt: It'll buff out.
ImposterArchitect subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
ImposterArchitect: Back to Lurking
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ImposterArchitect! (Today's storm count: 24)
ContingentCat: so excited
GapFiller: worse comes to worse Paul can just follow James lead and turn it into One More
PMAvers: That's a good Saint's Row.
Snowcookies: important
NullColaShip: Not quite!
ritchards: Nope, NZ and such tonight
SpacePotato01: the timelines are converging.
GapFiller: I want that hour back
Ivalenz_: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here:
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here:
GapFiller: PPR HYPE
Spiderhaz: PPR :D
RandomTrivia: PPR HYPE
RockPusher: Ps will be PRed
gibbousm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:07.
RandomTrivia: benginHype benginHype benginHype
PMAvers: Meh. Chillpoint > PPR.
internetFionna: it's pronounced quandrix
Earthenone: are you still doing a trailer for chillpoint next week?
kusinohki: I still say split the difference. move all the clocks 30 mins and then keep them there
Bellpei: The next Chillpoint will be a double feature, right? :P
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers Agreed, but it gets LRR the big bucks :p
CAKHost: Chillpoint, gathering strength!
TehAmelie: should make everyone equally miserable, so its a perfect compromise
Snowcookies: subs!
Spiderhaz: The muffin time marker is great LUL
RockPusher: katesDance tqsDance jamieDance
RandomTrivia: BuildALRR?! WAT
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Has science gone too far?!
SpacePotato01: I'd buy a LRR lego set.
fastlane250: Build-A-LRR Workshop
SK__Ren: Gestalt LRR Amalgam Generator
Spiderhaz: Build a new LRR LUL
kusinohki: oooh, a lrr lego moonbase!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
CAKHost: Yours or the creation?
ButButTheJesus: you can choose how much stuffing to put in your LRR
ContingentCat: thanks Heather and Paul lrrHEART
LunarJade: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
iris_of_ether: Not affiliated but technically doing that for Desert Bus??
ImposterArchitect: Thank you!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Paul!
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrHEATHER and lrrPAUL ! lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
CAKHost: Thank you! Byaee!
Snowcookies: thanks Heather and Paul!
fastlane250: okay byeee
beowuuf: bye! thanks!
iris_of_ether: Thanks for the stream!!
Boon_33: thanks bye\
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:23 from now).
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart
beowuuf: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
cynimo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now).