Friday Night Paper Fight || Commander Free for all!

DarkMorford: Bleh. need to decide what to have for dinner. Maybe I'll just order something from DoorDash.
JTK45: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
 bvorhies: Is today a April fools commander theme
 bvorhies: ?
  Juliamon: I don't know, why don't you check out the
  Juliamon: !decklist
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
 bvorhies: O we can do that ?
inaudibledaisy: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
 djalternative: hola chat
  Juliamon: Sometimes we are lucky and get decklists ahead of time. This is one of those times.
 djalternative: who's going to try for the 0 today?
 bvorhies: So its in an hour ? I’m bad with time ?
 djalternative: 3 min from now
 bvorhies: Or in 4 min?
theevilslime: 4 mintes!
 djalternative: the parentetical at the end is the most important part
 DarkMorford: Oh wow... Looking through DoorDash for options and there's a Chinese place in town called "Hard Wok Cafe" 
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
JTK45: must be a big box
jdogs124: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
 DarkMorford: It's a supplies box
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey there chat, how's things?
Walla_ttv: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
jdogs124: !decklist
jdogs124: !deck
 DarkMorford: !decklists
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ayy, Ben'
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben's taking us to prami-con
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia:  !
 DarkMorford: He likes to push the pram a lot?
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 djalternative:   
JZahler:    
 AWildTransgirlAppeared:   
 Unas84:   
Twibbe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooh, Graham's using the Elves precon, it'll be cool to see how that does
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh yikes
 Ritaspirithntr: Elves
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 Field94: From what I can tell Serge is using the Morph precon, so atleast 2 precons
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Join @sergeyager, @Graham_LRR, @BengineeringTV and special guest @VoxyTwitch for a Commander Free for all! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyAeyUvVEAYDNXQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1378135900861865988
TheAshmore:        
 lirazel64: Wheee!
JTK45:  
killmonger_27:     
 Electrodyne: first?
 FacelessManAboutTown: everyone was cardboard fighting! Those bolts were fast as lightning!
Walla_ttv:  
 DiscordianTokkan: I STILL love that Llanowar Tribe is 3 Llanowar Elves stapled together
 LurkerSpine:    
  Bengineering:    
 NightWingMistHawk: Heya chat! Got pizza and Magic - couldn't ask for a better time. How's everyone else doing?
undeadmetaphor:    
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:   
 lirazel64: Hey Ben!
Floofys: Getting ready to go get a tofu burger myself.
JeromeFromNH:    
CrimsonAngel931:    
Floofys: Looking forward to it
killmonger_27: voxyRealPepe Clap
 DarkMorford: Trying to decide on a DoorDash order
 Ritaspirithntr:  
  Graham_LRR: Felt like playing Commander, didn’t wanna brew, luckily the precons are fun.
 Fruan: Well, now I'm sad I don't have pizza
killmonger_27: 
 WolfgangCloud: @DarkMorford Tacos
Dmc3628: Vox's on tap tonight? preparing to remove headset
 NightWingMistHawk offers Fruan some cheese pizza
JeromeFromNH: 
  r10pez10: island, go
WhatCo: 
Twibbe: 
  r10pez10: oh wait
  r10pez10: cycle lonely sandbar, go
  Bengineering:  
runawaypigeon: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
 lirazel64: Already had an arugula salad with smoked salmon, blue cheese, and toast pecans.
 Unas84: oh wow Voxy didn't put the Food Chain she opened in Prossh? I guess she's taking pity on our LRR-boys
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 catfoo123: YEAAA BABY
 catfoo123: whoopwhoop
Twibbe: 
a_ytp_fan: hype
 catfoo123: commander?
nexttothebadger: Hi Folks!
Twibbe: @nexttothebadger 
Twibbe: @catfoo123 yea
nexttothebadger: Hi @Twibbe
kuli34: !decklists
overdrivegrind:  
runawaypigeon: whoa intro
killmonger_27: 
 lirazel64:   
Twibbe: @overdrivegrind 
Numberseven1143:   
TheSilverGekko: this is the first FNPF ive ever seen the intro to live!
DaPolarBeer:  
JeromeFromNH:   
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: F to the N to the P to the F!
techline:       
 lithopseffect: Ben is everything
Twibbe: 
 Halvhir: Ben. What.
undeadmetaphor:    
coal6: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAhhh
 RandomTrivia:  Hi Ben, you look 
 TehAmelie: greetings, commanders!
Vashtorflick:   
Twibbe: 
 NightWingMistHawk: Ben, how do your cheeks not hurt? 
  r10pez10: twitch.tv/sergeyager
JakeOpaque: Woah Voxy wut
 ElissenRedux: 
 bvorhies: Clap
  r10pez10: twitch.tv/bengineering
a_ytp_fan:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostValv: 
Twibbe: @elissenredux 
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 ElissenRedux: @Twibbe 
 Fruan: Breaking the guest before their introduction is a strong start
dangerous_safety:   
 NightWingMistHawk: Off to a great start already
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Twibbe:  Voxy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sold
neb_200: Hi Friends
Himyul: it's a kingdom of cards!
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 vellebastet: whoop
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JTK45: 
Twibbe: Glhf! 
techline:  voxy hi 
ChaoticObserver: The duchy of paper
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AirTony7: Bold prediction: Whomever wats the most rares and mythics printed after 2017, will win
Twibbe: @jzahler 
 rasterscan: Voxy's Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/voxy
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  r10pez10: good button
coal6: my game face 
  r10pez10: thanks rasterscan!
Lushotology:  
Vashtorflick: @undeadmetaphor 
JTK45: i got a snow land snow problem the other day
 YawnLance: Hey friends 
 undeadmetaphor: @Vashtorflick 
 rasterscan: @r10pez10 Glad to help!
FarrinDelmirre: Just got a Snow Land, Snow Problem button today with my order that arrived
 TheWooglie: PPR?
 ElissenRedux: @undeadmetaphor 
 Favre_Studios: 
 vellebastet: Hello, all!
 Rogue_07: Good evening, all!
ihlendrax: Ugh Twitch ads! *shakes fists*
Twibbe: 👈👈
 undeadmetaphor: @ElissenRedux 
JeromeFromNH: 
 JZahler: Sup nerds   @undeadmetaphor @Twibbe @overdrivegrind @Vashtorflick @ElissenRedux
 Rogue_07: Happy Friday!
 Favre_Studios: Hello
Professor_Rakor: Kept that house good.
Vonbane: did you roll the fuzzy D20?
coal6: -_-
techline: Hi @jzahler
 RandomTrivia: PRETTY
 vellebastet: 
 sheer_falacy: one of these boards is not like the others
 undeadmetaphor: @JZahler hello there nerd 
 rasterscan: !card Prossh
  LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
  r10pez10: P R O S S H
Twibbe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Fancy custom Prossh
 Unas84: Voxy's audio is...a bit low....wait what?
 ElissenRedux: oh hey
 Rogue_07: I'm on spring break, so I'm settling in with a nice Old Fashioned
 Favre_Studios: Prossh!
killmonger_27: and she plays foodchain
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
coal6: : |
Twibbe: 
TheSilverGekko: voxy is very quiet
JTK45: lookes awesome
 sheer_falacy: koboldbreathing
  r10pez10: also the seb playmat is A+]
 Rogue_07: Wow, that is some awesome art
JeromeFromNH: value 
superdude097: Voxy is quiet, which is unusual
 BrindleBoar: snackin'
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 asthanius: Nutritious Kobolds
 Gaz_L: thanks !
nkmitch42: Prooooooooooooooosh!
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh no! Ben is hosting a Pramikon!
 DiscordianTokkan: Mono Kobolds
andrew5550tv:  
HundreydAundre: h-h-h-H-A-Y...Prosh!
 ElissenRedux: @andrew5550tv 
 undeadmetaphor: @andrew5550tv  
dangerous_safety: Kobolds are just Dragon futures
 sheer_falacy: mono ornithopter
Vashtorflick: @andrew5550tv sup andrew
andrew5550tv: @ElissenRedux @undeadmetaphor  
andrew5550tv: @Vashtorflick  
neb_200: sooo you poop them out and et them again... so sorry 
 circusofkirkus: voxy with paper cards 
techline:   @andrew5550tv
RobustLaser: hey what token does serge have there
neb_200: eat*
Twibbe: 
kamelion84: lol
 vellebastet: 
CrimsonAngel931: 
RobustLaser: 1/1 Mouse creature?
 TheWooglie: 
 Sogheim: Pramikon?!
Mazrae: hello everyone, this is the first time that ive been able to catch a stream in who know how long
 RandomTrivia: Smooth
Vashtorflick: lol
sheer_falacy: Ben has mouse on screen, btw
runawaypigeon: 
andrew5550tv: @techline  
179 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
andrew5550tv: forest monkaS
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding Rodeo friends! 
 Gaz_L: hello wheeler folks
Twibbe: 
 Sage0fMadness:   
 electra310: Hey raiders!
 corwyn256: 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: big mood
 FacelessManAboutTown:   
Dog_of_Myth:  
overdrivegrind: @andrew5550tv  
 benjamin_wheeler: sorry my sitter called in sick, mind looking after the kids?
 Unas84:   
 Mattmitchell45:  
 DiscordianTokkan:   , Raiders!
 Tyrimat:  
 freshmaker__: Elflink?!
 Rogue_07: @benjamin_wheeler the kids are all on camera, aren't they?
andrew5550tv: @overdrivegrind  
 mastershake29x: I hope the LRR Commander w/ guest streams remain a thing even after the pandemic times end.
ogundiety: Good news is Grahm just turned it inot archenemy!
HundreydAundre: I was already here running from spoilers...
runawaypigeon: mirror magic
 circusofkirkus: did you draw Graham?
 RandomTrivia: The Rodeo
 revjakenash:   
 AllTheWeasels:  
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 loki_lxix: yay Commander!
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 Favre_Studios: did you draw graham
CoemgenTaillear:   
 vellebastet:   
Tregelen:   
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Twibbe: YEEHAW
HundreydAundre: I worry about S I M I C sometimes, chat.
 revjakenash:   
  LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
 benjamin_wheeler: we're called the "proctologists"
 vellebastet:   
usualeel:        
 sheer_falacy: I can't wait to see who's playing a postcon deck
 Gaz_L: Sssslinking Sssorcerer
 benjamin_wheeler: well, the "but doctor..." 's
 rasterscan: Oh wow.
 blue_lore: Did you Draw for the turn Serge?
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 asthanius: Well, we know the precon doesn't have Kitchen Kinks
Terradana: uh oh...
 RandomTrivia: Spoiler alert: It's always Willbender
  bernardo013: @benjamin_wheeler the #2 best community name
andrew5550tv: 
a_ytp_fan: forest go
 ElissenRedux: Its all comin up forest 
 DiscordianTokkan: "RIP to the others but I'm different"
 sheer_falacy: they can untangle slinkies
 AllTheWeasels: Serge is built different I guess
CommiePuddin: It rolls down stairs?
  r10pez10: really good at stairs yeah paul
Terradana: "i morph in chrome-shell crab"
 CururuGuasu: The first time I played this deck I decked myself due to so much card draw
 sheer_falacy: it's wizardry
KaleidoscopeMind: they do it going down stairs
 freshmaker__: a slinky sorcerer is anyone who can make them walk down the stairs
dangerous_safety: cool slinky tricks
 Loonatic93: They go down stairs, alone or in pairs.
 Mangledpixel: they do magic involving springs
  LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature — Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
 circusofkirkus: BIG WALL
 zkillzzz: her spells have slinky components
HundreydAundre: B IG WALL-K
ghyllnox: Alone or in pairs
TheSilverGekko: doom rhombus!
andrew5550tv: wall 
in_response_edh: Yes one of my favorite commanders
 RandomTrivia: Today it's Prami-Kon-Online
 YawnLance: The only convention we'll get to see in 2021 
 Seth_Erickson: How has the stream been thus far
 sheer_falacy: I hear Pramikon went all online this year
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 KharadBanar: The DOOM RHOMBUS!
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 GamesAndInk: Isn't it a little too early to have Pramikon? Shouldn't we wait till more people are vaccinated?
Tregelen: for some reason i can hear the evangelion battle music
HundreydAundre: B I G W A L L - K!
 Rogue_07: Prami-kon Kenobi
Twibbe: 
 Rogue_07: Hello there!
M3tts: Look who its is, Nerds 
  r10pez10: was aeon engine in there
 RandomTrivia: The D O O M _ R H O M B U S
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CommiePuddin: Left? Right? But what about the box???
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HundreydAundre: So an anti-hug?
a_ytp_fan: 
 RandomTrivia: @HundreydAundre Think of it as a socially-distanced Group Hug 
 JZahler: Only Voxy has a snazzy gamepad
 Seth_Erickson: Ben haven't you heard you need to play Green 
CybertronsMostWanted: 
 Favre_Studios: no turn one sol ring
 Seth_Erickson: Love a good Gamepad @JZahler
 Fruan: That was the 4 hour game, right?
 r10pez10: was that the five hour commander game
 Seth_Erickson: too bad it's not a waifu one
M3tts: @JZahler @Seth_Erickson 
AirTony7: Is that a foil Russian Stomping Grounds?
HundreydAundre: N-no. I mean, Ben's commander. @RandomTrivia
 Gaz_L: that might have been G, Kathleen, Cori and Ian
in_response_edh: Thats what you gotta do. Pramikon and Mystic Barrier or Spark Double
 GamesAndInk: It was probably the commander set release, since one of the decks that came out with Pramikon had copy mechanics IIRC
 RandomTrivia: REMY   
  LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
 DiscordianTokkan: "I don't WANT to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs"
ghyllnox: Pupper???
Desruprot: !card Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer
  LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
HundreydAundre: Cool deck name, Ben. Red/Green Light.
 Seth_Erickson: Hi M3tts 
 circusofkirkus: how opulent
  LRRbot: Opulent Palace | Land | Opulent Palace enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
 Favre_Studios: the same forest
 Robot_Bones: Ben Actively denying us Remy cam
 sheer_falacy: huh, worse triome?
 Seth_Erickson: ah man Kadena is so fun
  r10pez10: oh hey when did we get a turn counter tech
  LRRbot: Training Center | Land | Training Center enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
neb_200: It was when Olivia first came for commander  I think
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 rasterscan: Ben now archeenemy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben cast a spell! He's the target!
 Seth_Erickson: who needs green to ramp 
 Rogue_07: So table friends, what new card from Strixhaven are you most excited about?
 CommiePuddin: Are they still putting Sol Ring in every commander product?
Desruprot: xD the Jeskai deck ramping first feels weird
philippekav: elves ?
  r10pez10: blind deck playing is so fun
 canahedo: Elves, mostly
 Unas84: it might not have it, since it's the elves deck?
  LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
  r10pez10: there is probably a few rocks
Dmc3628: Voxy going infinite soon
 circusofkirkus: uh huh
JeromeFromNH: 
Vashtorflick: oh shit
Twibbe: 
 Favre_Studios: the elves deck does, I think
Vashtorflick: thats big
iRaidUrFridge: wooo Reserved List Cards!
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 SconeforgeMystic: Gotta resub for paper commander!
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ItsMajorMineral: UN LIMITED POWERRRRRR
  r10pez10: 10s? 100s?
 SquirrelEarl: Reserve List Represent
 Rogue_07: Squirrel Nest next turn?
 Seth_Erickson: She got money's
killmonger_27: 
ladyjessica: Woah
HundreydAundre: Wut the...!?
 RandomTrivia: Reserved List woooo. /s
 sheer_falacy: you missed the discard step
ItsMajorMineral: 100s comrade
 Seth_Erickson: she don't spoke broke
Desruprot: earthcraft, spells you control have convoke basically
 sheer_falacy: much better than Graham
Twibbe: 
 Sage0fMadness: $170
  r10pez10: our earthcraft
  LRRbot: Marwyn, the Nurturer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the Nurturer. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.
 circusofkirkus: well that's a good elf
 Favre_Studios: rot farm should be tapped
HundreydAundre: How doth one such card exist unknowningly!?
sylphide_spirit: ayyy marwyn
 Seth_Erickson: Marwyn 
andrew5550tv: DOM elf 
 RendezVoodoo: i should go sleeve my earthcraft now that ive seen the pric
 RandomTrivia: BEN
 Radyin: Is the turn number indicator at the top new? I love it.
 YawnLance: (A giant woman)
Himyul: Graham with those lands in front of his creature 
 vellebastet: 
andrew5550tv: even a boat?
 DeM0nFiRe: It's Man Eater Bug!
Xeldamari: a boat?!
theclawmasheen: All I want to do is pay 1 red and blue for a giant wizard
Desruprot: clearly a will bender
 Loonatic93: It's a Chrome-Shell Mind Bender!
PIayswithFlRE: even an effective creature
andrew5550tv: @DeM0nFiRe 
 Seth_Erickson: It could even be a BOAT!
 undeadmetaphor: @andrew5550tv 
 sheer_falacy: it could be a plains
 Seth_Erickson: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
  r10pez10: i hope it's whetwheel
 sheer_falacy: but probably isn't
 Rogue_07: Serge isn't Ian, Graham.
Desruprot: it could be any willbender it wants to be
  LRRbot: Sulfur Falls | Land | Sulfur Falls enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
HundreydAundre: F o r t u n e-!! Wait. That's a red card. (...nevermind.)
andrew5550tv: oh hey i know that guy
Twibbe: @seth_erickson a boat 
  LRRbot: Charming Prince [1W] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | When Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Scry 2. / • You gain 3 life. / • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
HundreydAundre: !card fortune thief
  LRRbot: Fortune Thief [4R] | Creature — Human Rogue [0/1] | Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead. / Morph {R}{R}
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 Seth_Erickson: I hope it's a Zoetic Cavern; that's the land that morphs right?
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
andrew5550tv: 
 RandomTrivia: Ominous
Dmc3628: of infinite mana?
 Seth_Erickson: !card Zoetic Cavern
  LRRbot: Zoetic Cavern | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Morph {2}
  LRRbot: Tempt with Vengeance [XR] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.
  r10pez10: oh
Twibbe: Wissarts
 sheer_falacy: ooh that's some ramp for her
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben already said yes.
 ardenGnome: YEssssss, take the offer
 sheer_falacy: each of those is 2 mana for her
CyberFive: Take it! What could go wrong?~
NukeTheHippos: earthcraft is basics
 DiscordianTokkan: No, Earthcraft is Basics only
Vashtorflick: big ramp
Nasarius: look,
 RandomTrivia: Earthcraft only untaps basics
 Seth_Erickson: Hmm interesting
Dmc3628: earthcraft is at least basic only
  r10pez10: voxy silent
Dmc3628: so she gets mondo red mana
 Sage0fMadness: !card earthcraft
  LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
Twibbe: 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: perhaps 
  LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
 RandomTrivia: Voxy only gets a million red mana. Only.
andrew5550tv: voxy best car saleswoman 
 TheWooglie: everyone say yes
 circusofkirkus: just say no
Desruprot: its still massive ramp
Kreiseler: She already gets 3, whats 3 more?
 DiscordianTokkan: "I've been cutting back on Elementals"
 JZahler: "That's even more tempting" lol
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've been trying to cut back on Elementals.
 Favre_Studios: no
 Diabore: !card lathril
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
 Seth_Erickson: He's been cutting back and that's respectable
  r10pez10: the correct answer is always no. the fun answer is always yes
Twibbe: An offer you can’t refuse
CyberFive: All your elemental tokens have to be six feet apart.
 Sogheim: well, of course, you feelin' like P Diddy
JeromeFromNH: mother, i crave violence
 Seth_Erickson: Wake Up, choose Vengeance
Desruprot: xD
 stupidforgames: beautiful restraint from lrr
 sheer_falacy: look at how untemptable they are
superdude097: And those are Elemental,s correct? Not actually Kobolds?
 Rogue_07: Every morning, this boy wakes up and choses vengeance.
Desruprot: <.< those are Kobolds?
t_peazy: doesn't prosh make kobolds?
ramza1987: KOBOLDS!!!!! 
 Dog_of_Myth: The Best Part of Wakin' Up Is Vengeance in Your Cup
Dmc3628: yeah if the earthcraft came later then they may be tempted
CptFranisDrake: Kobolds of Kher Keep!
HundreydAundre: https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageSparklyTildeOhMyDog-c0l10XLzc-LUqjc7
  LRRbot: Farhaven Elf [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When Farhaven Elf enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
 Seth_Erickson: sounds like cheating 
Dmc3628: kind of the whole spiel of Lathriel
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silenceaux: I bet the third person will break the resolve pretty often
Robot_Bones: near haven, far haven, where ever you are haven
Desruprot: there haven
 RandomTrivia: @Robot_Bones 
a_ytp_fan: RELaxed
ToastyLoaff: No new information
andrew5550tv: 
kamelion84: lol
 F1SHOR:  
 DiscordianTokkan: And Graham's Rotfarm is tapped, and that cost 3 not 4
 RandomTrivia: Hah
monkeyboyktc: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 undeadmetaphor: 
Vashtorflick: KEKW
charredspark: ben w/ the truth
PIayswithFlRE: one of the benefits of paper: no auto-tapper
 Dish_KP: i love these guys
Desruprot: no auto-tapper here thank goodness
 RandomTrivia: Three Elves in a Trenchcoat
 Dish_KP: and gals and nonbinary pals
 TehAmelie: we can just say everyone gets a mulligan except Ben, that makes it fairer
 LadyAiluros: three elves in a trenchcoat?
  LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
 SK__Ren: A Tribe Called Llanowar
 sheer_falacy: if only they counted as 3 elves for Lathril
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Llanowar Dugtrio!
t_peazy:     
 korvys: !card Lathril, blade
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Dmc3628: three Llanowar Elves in a trenchcoat
Tregelen: cant let voxy ramp, has 10 mana
CyberFive: That's like...six elves!
Twibbe: Elf tribal
M3tts: @undeadmetaphor 
  LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | Sunken Hollow enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
 undeadmetaphor: @M3tts 
 BrowneePoints: Serge, do you want to take that one again
 DiscordianTokkan: !genius
  LRRbot: Oh no!
HundreydAundre: I like this one! So unappreciated elsewhere!
JeromeFromNH: reading 
 Seth_Erickson: Classic mtg mindset read just far enough to miss the important bits
 djalternative: !fart
  LRRbot: Ffffffffff...
 TheWooglie: 
 korvys: Unfortunately, G, it doesn't count as 3 elves for Lathril
 RandomTrivia: Oh Graham... 
PIayswithFlRE: and then a free morph?
Himyul: I like Voxy's aspirational d20
  LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
silenceaux: When you get so dramatic you accidentally spook yourself
Dmc3628: and comes with free morph
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: But they only normally cast 3! What a deal!
 Seth_Erickson: Kadena is so sweet
 circusofkirkus: kadena's messed up
 TheWooglie: kill it with fire
nkmitch42: Nothing as good as free
t_peazy: *whispers* it's free real estage
 YeetTheRich_: lets settle this: is it kadenna or kadeena?
bwk789: That’s willbender #2
ladyjessica: Kadena is so much fun.
 Seth_Erickson: I say Ka dean a
nkmitch42: I say Ka Day NA
   LoadingReadyRun:  everyone love a Slinky (sorcerer)!
UnstablexD_: Kadeena
t_peazy: *it's free real estate*
maxthefourth: kadyna
 djalternative: Serge is playing an illegal deck. He just played his second willbender!
 Seth_Erickson: rude
 Favre_Studios: kadayna
  LRRbot: Reflector Mage [1WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | When Reflector Mage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.
matthaus_c: checklands untapped? how does it feel 
 circusofkirkus: 
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superdude097: Clearly Serge's commander's name is pronounced "gif" 
 sheer_falacy: but he could have gotten a 3 for 1 by targeting the elves
PIayswithFlRE: @YeetTheRich_  i've heard kadeena, but I think WoTC's official position is that no card has an offical pronunciation
 F1SHOR: ka-donna 
matthaus_c: it's pronounced "sssssss"
Xeldamari: Ka Den Ah
 ActionJB: Chat is wrong both ways
 DiscordianTokkan: Kad-slinky
andrew5550tv: #TeamLoach
Tregelen: ka den ha
 Dog_of_Myth: Funky Kadena
 BrowneePoints: Kuh-day-na would be the italian/latin word for Chain
silenceaux: To rhyme with Kamina
 Sage0fMadness: Kade-Na
Himyul: it's pronounced Karen
 notbehaving: my playgroup calls her the Broken Slinky lady
dangerous_safety: Kay dean a
 lirazel64: Ka-danna-
JeromeFromNH: loach POGGERS
 circusofkirkus: it's definitely Susan
Twibbe: Kammy
matthaus_c: phonetic writing is a thing, Paul! 
 RockPusher: Let's be fair, chat has had dumber arguments
 Swamplor: You say, "Kadena," I say, "Kadena," let's call the whole thing off
 freshmaker__: i think its pronounced kadena
 revjakenash: funky cold kadena?
 Mangledpixel: it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
 sheer_falacy: it's spelled Kadena but it's pronounced Pramikon
 korvys: Kadnes Everdeen
 SnowBuddy18: I prefer to call her banned
stevefromdetroit: i pronounce it Kevin
  LRRbot: Swarm of Bloodflies [4B] | Creature — Insect [0/0] | Flying / Swarm of Bloodflies enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.
charredspark: lol i thought it was ka dee na
 sheer_falacy: I know, it's confusing
 Radyin: What happens when Kadena goes down the stairs? Do they behave like a Slinky?
andrew5550tv: D:
 YeetTheRich_: imma just call her slinky from now on
JeromeFromNH: 
 Unas84: 
Kreiseler: your things, my things, doesnt matter, as long as i kill things
superdude097: And the fly cares about ANY creature dying, not just Voxy's, right?
 DiscordianTokkan: The Blood God cares NOUGHT for whence the blood comes, only that blood is spilled
killmonger_27: 
t_peazy: kuh-den-uh. short e sound.
Dmc3628: G untapping with the billions of mana
Twibbe: Unlimited powah 
  LRRbot: Prowess of the Fair [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Elf | Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
 RatekStormcrow: I like the optimism of putting d20 on the cards as counters
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/MushyConsiderateSwanUncleNox-quwav5wygrD8cpUx
charredspark: sneaky sneky lady will have to do
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Dragoonspirits86: Lorwyn symbol grahm
Dark_Stargazer: I'm here, fam voxF
matthaus_c: bring back tribal noncreatures, cowards
 korvys: Racist, yes
 Seth_Erickson: welcome Dark_Stargazer
 undeadmetaphor: @Dark_Stargazer 
 Beleqwaya: oooh live magic. I love holidays
andrew5550tv: 
 sheer_falacy: @RatekStormcrow I  don't think that's optimism, given the board state
 ElissenRedux: 
 Seth_Erickson: Drift Compatible 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Drift Compatiblwe
matthaus_c: drift compatibleeee
wolfsark: our minds have melted
killmonger_27: 
Twibbe: 
 Favre_Studios: lorwyn elves = racist
 djalternative: lorewyn elves legitimately did ethnic cleansing. it's real weird
 YawnLance: We all need more Ben and Voxy in our lives
CybertronsMostWanted: bully strimmer
matthaus_c: racist elves were a theme all the way up to Zendikar
Dmc3628: see Ben and Voxy can pilot Jaegers at that synchro
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
 Unas84: let's topdeck that Genesis Wave next turn, G
 circusofkirkus: that's so much mana
Makimachine: Goddammit, why does LRR always make me follow new people on Twitch, I already have too many! 
 DiscordianTokkan: Elf Ball! ELF BALL
sylphide_spirit: good old elfball
  LRRbot: Wirewood Channeler [3G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
charredspark: xenophobic elves are a trope inherited from tolkien, right?
 notbehaving: quickly, Pyroclasm then kill grahm with cats!
 Beleqwaya: I don't normally pick a side in these, but I think I'm going to have to cheer for Serge here - he has nothing suspicious going on.
 sheer_falacy: Lathril feels weird as a commander for this deck, I would have expected a passive elf buff
 TehAmelie: that's how he tricks ya
 KharadBanar: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
 electra310: Has LRR ever done a series on “how to play Magic”?
Dmc3628: if it was traverse the outlands then we'd be getting more basics
 SnowBuddy18: seriously you guys, look at all these friggen elves
 Seth_Erickson: Raidmother 
matthaus_c: !card wort goblin matron
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Seth_Erickson: !card Wort, Raidmother
  LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
WesLynx: Kobolds 
 ElissenRedux: oh that's gross. I like it
matthaus_c: raaaaidmother
 rasterscan: @SnowBuddy18 I recognize that reference -- and feel super old
Dmc3628: sniffing off a nuke hitting soon
Xeldamari: !mechanic conspire
 djalternative: @electra310 they've definitely done a few vids for wizards like the how to mulligain vid and the conspiracy vid
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IcyDj: what does grahams enchantment do again=
matthaus_c: critical mass == wrathable mass
 Beleqwaya: @TehAmelie I'm not sure Serge has a deceptive bone in his body.
IcyDj: ?
  LRRbot: Tempt with Discovery [3G] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles it.
Dmc3628: what premier land do you want
Tregelen: you always say no to this one
Twibbe: An offer 
WesLynx: any land
 MelvinMTG: Kadena is one of my favourite commanders
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedSavageGrasshopperAllenHuhu-KrnP84DEFGD4kdrp
matthaus_c: f-f-f-f-field of the dead
Dark_Stargazer: A land
ItsMajorMineral: easy depths stage
 ElissenRedux: TwD is broken lol
JeromeFromNH: a game within a game 
 Diabore: tempting offer there
 DiscordianTokkan: Or Field of the Dead
 Favre_Studios: every one should take it
wolfsark: everyone get strip mine1
sylphide_spirit: that is tempting
 ElissenRedux: The right answer is always to get your wastelands or strip mines lol
Dark_Stargazer: oh no
Beleqwaya: Ya! Ben is no coward!
 Unas84: never do this!
 sheer_falacy: he sees the land you find first, right?
 Unas84: nooohoo
andrew5550tv: LOL
kamelion84: lol
CybertronsMostWanted: on brand
Dmc3628: therefore I shalt not
 Seth_Erickson: should have been more tempting Voxy 
 Gaz_L: i think this deck has Growing Rites of Itlimoc, tho
WesLynx: Oof
 KharadBanar: Premier Lands Pilot confirmed
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Dark_Stargazer: welp
superdude097: 
ItsMajorMineral: what the family channel?
charredspark: our christian minecraft server!
a_ytp_fan: voxy finally gets her tempting vengeance
Dark_Stargazer: gosh darn it
Twibbe: Hard pass
 undeadmetaphor: 
 MelvinMTG: Nonbasic swearwords
matthaus_c: let Voxy say fuck!
Vashtorflick: lol
 CaptainSpam: This isn't Desert Bus, Voxy. 
Dmc3628: we don't PG here Voxy leter rip
wolfsark: she said damn D:
JeromeFromNH: 
WesLynx: This is the chance for Voxy to blame Serge
 korvys: h*ck
 sheer_falacy: my ears, oh no
  LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
 Walla_ttv: even pg13 gets one fuck
 DiscordianTokkan: Damn is not a Swear in Canada, nor is Bullshit. Because you can say Bullshit on daytime TV in Canada
dslow08: Lolol
Xeldamari: damn D:
Radyin: 29 basics.
toastrz_: full art raugrin triome omegapog
maxthefourth: "Dark Depths, Thespian Stage"
Twibbe: It is ok
Dmc3628: because it has Dark Depths?
 sheer_falacy: does it have dark depths
 Seth_Erickson: it sure does
matthaus_c: Voxy if you want a good swear replacement for this channel, just say bus instead of whatever you were gonna say
andrew5550tv: 
Twibbe: Shit happens
sylphide_spirit: why wouldnt you have it?
AlexDrafts: I spot a Voxy Nerd!
Desruprot: I'm sure there is an Elf land
wolfsark: because they felt like reprinting thespian stage
JeromeFromNH: 
WesLynx: Thespian Stage was a random reprint, I think?
 zkillzzz: so you can copy your crumbling necroplis
 zkillzzz: double perfect mana
 SnowBuddy18: @DiscordianTokkan that sounds like bullshit
AlexDrafts: 
M3tts: @Twibbe 
Twibbe:  s
Twibbe: @m3tts 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's no scrying in baseball!
 ElissenRedux: Scrying is pretty cool, but not as cool as drawing cards
 korvys: It's your game, and you can scry if you want to.
Vonbane: scry don't cry
 SnowBuddy18: but drugs aren't cool
 Beleqwaya: Hey kids, lets rap about scrying.
BleedingToast:  hello
matthaus_c: say no to draw a card! scry is cool!
 Favre_Studios: myriad landscape or path of ancestry
 vellebastet: 
 DiscordianTokkan: @SnowBuddy18 My source is Me, having watched TV where they bleeped Fuck but not BS
nathnor: everyone chooses to get a land or not and then you all grab them at the same time
 Unas84: I think all at once and reveal at the same time?
  LRRbot: Skemfar Elderhall | Land | Skemfar Elderhall enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{B}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Skemfar Elderhall: Up to one target creature you don't control gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Create two 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
 sheer_falacy: I think Serge gets his subsequent ones after everyone chooses
 Beleqwaya: Ya, technically I think they are all revealed at the same time.
 Beleqwaya: !judge
  LRRbot: Temple of the False God | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only if you control five or more lands.
 Rogue_07: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 RockPusher:  
 circusofkirkus: 
 SnowBuddy18: @DiscordianTokkan I was making a joke using your comment. I'll admit it wasn't good though
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
  LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
 DiscordianTokkan: Perfectly normal human noise
 RandomTrivia:  
 Ukon_Cairns: 
 Radyin: Normal human noises?
 RandomTrivia: Perfectly normal human noises
 TehAmelie: the excitement hiccups
WesLynx: 
 RockPusher:    
 Beleqwaya: 
matthaus_c: it was a Ranked Go Master hiccup
 DiscordianTokkan: @SnowBuddy18 I figured, hahah. S'all good!
 Seth_Erickson: It's a perfectly normal human sound I swear
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: Serge totally not a mole
 RandomTrivia: 
CyberFive: Is Serge just three mice in a trenchcoat?
 TehAmelie: hixcitement, if you will
 sheer_falacy: definitely a human and not 30 hamsters in a suit
 Gaz_L: i literally forgot Serge was crazy good at Go
 YeetTheRich_: thats what an alien in disguise would say serge
  LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
 TheThirdTail: 
matthaus_c: premier lands pilot
ckiemnstr345: 
 RandomTrivia: That tends to happen when everyone says yes to Tempt with Discovery...
Dmc3628: G still at the 1% life on mana
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 Seth_Erickson: who could have foreseen it
Beleqwaya: Shocked for 3, even?
chaostreader: !card Tempt with discovery
  LRRbot: Tempt with Discovery [3G] | Sorcery | Tempting offer — Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles it.
 control_rig: It's turn 3!
matthaus_c: susan's sub lapsed?!
 DiscordianTokkan: They're going on a RAMP-ag!
Cavemanhar: armageddon armageddon 
 DiscordianTokkan: *e
WesLynx: Who needs spells, we got ramp
Himyul: someone attack!
 sheer_falacy: nice card
  LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Dmc3628: inb4 Jeskai Combo city
 Diabore: is ben going to twin some fools
 Seth_Erickson: now that's a magic card
matthaus_c: do you find another Imperial Recruiter 
Desruprot: right here on twitch on LRR the most Ramp game
chaostreader: These bottles are the Beejest!
 TehAmelie: "ramp something" is a valid strategy in both race car movies and Magic
bwk789: Ar-ma-ged-don CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
 sheer_falacy: go find another recruiter
IcyDj: ben like imma get felidar and play saheeli... go
 Radyin: Who has time to attack when there is all this ramping to do?
 Field94: ah yes, the imperial into arena recruiter
 Ukon_Cairns: theres no doom rhombus to dictate who to attack yet
Vonbane: @matthaus_c it's singleton
Desruprot: ramping or drawing cards > attacking
 djalternative: armageddon's for beginners! Let's go Joukelhaups or however you spell that.
matthaus_c: @Vonbane oh I hadn't realised, what with all the one-ofs
 sheer_falacy: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
 Chipton: I thought Powerful Do Nothing was Cameron's archetype
Twibbe: All that mana 
dr_unks: Durdling is easily one of my three favorite words
 Field94: !advice
  LRRbot: Do it otter style.
 Radyin: !card jokul
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Jokulmorder; Jokulhaups
  LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Clever Impersonator enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
maxthefourth: !card decree of annihilation
  LRRbot: Decree of Annihilation [8RR] | Sorcery | Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. / Cycling {5}{R}{R} / When you cycle Decree of Annihilation, destroy all lands.
MajorFrostbyte: Graham "Durdle Turtle" Stark
Desruprot: 
bwk789: @djalternative nelly played jokaul last time
 DiscordianTokkan: THERE'S the second Imperial Recruiter
 Radyin: !card jokulha
  LRRbot: Jokulhaups [4RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
 djalternative: I know
 sheer_falacy: could be another recruiter
sylphide_spirit: oooo
PIayswithFlRE: uh, it says nonland
StreamTeam3000: nonland
 Diabore: "any nonland" serge-it can even be a land
Skyotonic: so if someone wraths..everyone will be land
runawaypigeon: could be a llanowar elf
 sheer_falacy: could be 3 land elf
CyberFive: Ben, live life on the edge! Copy one of Serge's morphs!
 korvys: It could be anything, even a boat!
Vonbane: turn 6 and 0 damage dealt 
Wa_Pox:     
 Seth_Erickson: We've already established Serge only reads so far down the cards
Desruprot: can't let you do that Star Fox
 sheer_falacy: no one has even shocked themselves
Xeldamari: @Wa_Pox 
Wa_Pox: what's happening?
CybertronsMostWanted: at least voxy is tapping 180 degrees
 MadWolf1290: swing first = die.
 Diabore: swing first to generate aggro
 F1SHOR:  
Wa_Pox: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Dmc3628: le Chowse
white_whale1:  
Wa_Pox: @Xeldamari 
 RockPusher:    
 RandomTrivia: Voxy: "I will cause problems on purpose" 
superdude097: Voxy woke up today and chose VIOLENCE
CptFranisDrake: For Chaos!!!!!
andrew5550tv: @Wa_Pox  
Wa_Pox: @superdude097 also yesterday
 sheer_falacy: That has reach?!
Wa_Pox: @andrew5550tv  
 Sage0fMadness: !reach
 Field94: [FIRST BLOOD]
charredspark: it is time for blood
Desruprot: 
superdude097: @wa_pox And probably tomorrow
a_ytp_fan: f i r s t  b l o o d
 Favre_Studios: serge
 easterncaveofwonders: voxy wakes up  and chooses violence
dimensaur: voxy chooses violence
 Diabore: it have hit ben personally
 ElissenRedux: @Wa_Pox 
Wa_Pox: @superdude097 pretty likely
 DiscordianTokkan: Time to unmorph Serge!
andrew5550tv: [everyone liked that]
sylphide_spirit: fair kadena scary
 Favre_Studios: correct choice
SrMuskrat: Voxy woke up and chose violence
 easterncaveofwonders: 
Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux  
Twibbe: Fly baby fly 
HundreydAundre: oof, srr.
 YeetTheRich_: getting major team rocket engery from the voxy/ben combo
yarrrgh: Wait, what? I did the artwork for that Prosh proxy
 Robot_Bones: Swing while you can, soon you'll have to attack Graham
 Sage0fMadness: Voxy doesn't choose violence, Violence wakes up and chooses Voxy
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 F1SHOR: im watching the agatha fisty playthrough so i have no choice but to agree with violence
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 sheer_falacy: now you have kobolds and elementals
silenceaux: honestly I was waiting for Serge to flip over that 0/6 flying morph
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Desruprot: xD
 Wa_Pox: @NathanielBumppo 
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CybertronsMostWanted: "I choose violence" - Voxy always
 Seth_Erickson: quick someone play a Old Growth Dryad
Dmc3628: meanwhile G with billlions of mana
 Seth_Erickson: !card Old Growth Dryad
  LRRbot: Old-Growth Dryads [G] | Creature — Dryad [3/3] | When Old-Growth Dryads enters the battlefield, each opponent may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
 bernardo013: @Wa_Pox   
Cavemanhar: here let me put big gay kings into play for ya ben 
 Diabore: does voxy have another die? its hard to see on stream
 Wa_Pox: Arena on mobile looks better than I thought...
Desruprot: Elves do mana well, they always have
M3tts: Holy shit, Pox is here  
 andrew5550tv: 
Vonbane: Voxy does have her own tokens 
HundreydAundre: OH! A land sharing commander! That'd be funny.
CybertronsMostWanted: @Diabore be glad she has any haha
 Wa_Pox: @M3tts 
 KharadBanar: cassh prossh?
 Seth_Erickson: It's actually pretty good @Wa_Pox
matthaus_c: are you just saying that because of the ornithopter pet be honest  @Wa_Pox
falingard: Needs more infinitokens!
 Wa_Pox: @matthaus_c I love me some Ornithopters...
JeromeFromNH: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh!
 Seth_Erickson: it was willbender 
Desruprot: that first willbender
 Wa_Pox: trap cards! 
 circusofkirkus: that's not willbender's morph cost!
  LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When Nantuko Vigilante is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
TheWanderingNomad: Wait  we're suddenly in an MTG anime!?
 sheer_falacy: still dies though?
 sheer_falacy: ah
  LRRbot: Icefeather Aven [GU] | Creature — Bird Shaman [2/2] | Flying / Morph {1}{G}{U} / When Icefeather Aven is turned face up, you may return another target creature to its owner's hand.
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Twibbe: 
silenceaux: it's a 2/2 with flying...
 Wa_Pox: 
thejonnay: Hi @Wa_Pox !
Dmc3628: opposite of the Alfred quote
 Wa_Pox: @thejonnay 
thejonnay: And evryone else
thejonnay:  
 Diabore: even willbender
 sheer_falacy: she could sac kobolds in response anyway
 Gaz_L: even boats!
matthaus_c: can't risk it being chromeshell crab
CyberFive: They can even be 2/2s!
wolfsark: it wasnt willbender for once
 EJGRgunner: "Stupid mana" has been called
 Diabore: post bounce if off the elderhall
Dmc3628: waiting on the ability to resolve since that's what Serge went on
 Diabore: ???
  LRRbot: Pride of the Perfect [3B] | Enchantment | Elves you control get +2/+0.
 DiscordianTokkan: Pride of the Ford Prefect
 andrew5550tv: elves getting thicc 
Twibbe: Neat
AlexDrafts: Have you wished Voxy a Happy Birthday yet?
Desruprot: real simple
Desruprot: but wait theres more
matthaus_c: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOXY
NathanielBumppo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOXY
Himyul: fog! fog! fog!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lotta elves
 EJGRgunner: Bounce house! Everybody loves a bounce house!
Dmc3628: quick G cast veil of summer
whatcatsknow: Oh, it's Voxy's birthday? Happy Birthday!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesss
 circusofkirkus: 
 TheWooglie: 
 laikagoat: 
 andrew5550tv: 
imgpw: FeelsBirthdayMan
TinyGiant427: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 F1SHOR: g makes a great point 😂
AlexDrafts:    HAPPY  B DAY
Twibbe: @whatcatsknow 
killmonger_27: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FeelsBirthdayMan 
 Seth_Erickson: !card Lathril,
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
whatcatsknow: @Twibbe 
 Wa_Pox: FeelsBirthdayMan
 korvys: Oh, Pramikon flicker is a kinda dope idea
a_ytp_fan: happy birthday!
 FacelessManAboutTown: seriously you guys look at all these freakin elves
 easterncaveofwonders: Happy Birthday Voxy !
whatcatsknow: FeelsBirthdayMan
JeromeFromNH: FeelsBirthdayMan
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 DiscordianTokkan: 11 total elves needed to drain for 10
Dmc3628: this wirewood is gonna get juiced on so much mana
 Gaz_L: big ol ball of elves
Desruprot: alllllll righty then
13Ghost13: i know its not in the precon but i want serge to play a massacre wyrm
 Walla_ttv: spoilers
Dark_Stargazer: ooooo
 andrew5550tv: 
Twibbe: Shiet
Dmc3628: then again Voxy can go to the blood god
 Rogue_07: Good golly, Miss Molly.
MajorFrostbyte: Taunting Voxy
Micsig: swole 3/1 elves
Twibbe: 
  LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
 easterncaveofwonders: also so happy to see Mr. Stark with the DARK ELVES living the dream!!
 JZahler: Threatening!
 djalternative: FarSuck
 Wa_Pox: @JZahler 
 JZahler: Heya @Wa_Pox
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 Rustpile: I love that farseek art so much
 andrew5550tv: 
 JZahler: Didn't someone give Voxy tokens for her deck at some point?
Twibbe:      
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, when it comes to Voxy the answer is yes.
 DiscordianTokkan:  
matthaus_c: it's either Farsick or it Farsucks
 Wa_Pox: what a nice birthday gift
 EJGRgunner: @JZahler probably pre-move
 djalternative: That was Graham's joke. Not mine, Ben.
 ElissenRedux: @JZahler Most of them, yeah
Vonbane: @JZahler doesn't she have Voxy tokens from CFB? 
 djalternative: It's an old joke
 ElissenRedux: @EJGRgunner Nah, wasn't all that long ago
 F1SHOR: serge not paying his taxs
  LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
matthaus_c: cool joke, past streamer
Kadenus: most jokes are old graham jokes
 DiscordianTokkan: OR, "Good Joke, old Graham"
 Diabore: its an old joke but it checks out
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Turns out, G is funny
 Favre_Studios: no tax, yep
 Seth_Erickson: no free morphs 
  LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Dmc3628: uh oh combo city inbound
Himyul: but former Graham was young Graham.  Current Graham is old Graham.
matthaus_c: finding yet another Imperial Recruiter
 sheer_falacy: such tutor skill
 korvys: !card imperial recru
  LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
 YeetTheRich_: just get the kiki-jiki out already
 JZahler: @Vonbane using those seems kinda crass...she might as well just put $20 bills on the table for tokens
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !card memory lapse
  LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
  LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.
a_ytp_fan: in before all the elves die to a burning ball of fur and hate
Dmc3628: that's totally not a combo card
charredspark: uh oh
 circusofkirkus: totally fair drake
Desruprot: oh....
Skudd: Ben's on my favorite archetype in Magic
Twibbe: Drgn
Vonbane: @JZahler if i had my own token i'd pimp that everwhere i could haha
 Favre_Studios: oh, damn
Ratchet215: a_ytp_fan why would Voxy extinct them tho
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so much value
 sheer_falacy: this empire is just so full of recruits
Punching_Bag: Urza block only had fair cards 
  LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
Kadenus: this recruiter is great at his job
chaostreader: I think Ben has played this deck before and I hate it. It’s funny. But I hate it.
 Seth_Erickson: Love Mindclaw Shaman 
 andrew5550tv: oh. oh my
monkeyboyktc: umm
Dmc3628: time to draw
  r10pez10: hey where did willbender go
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This deck is sweet
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Imperial Re-Re-Recruiter.
darryldangeroux: the recruiter keeps taking breaks though
 DiscordianTokkan: This Imperial Recruiter found a highschool to talk at
 YeetTheRich_: turns out imperial recuiter is a decent card
Ratchet215: 
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 RandomTrivia: 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a ragtag gang of misfit protagonists
Kadenus: 
 sheer_falacy: Voxy will remember this.
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
imgpw: 
 andrew5550tv: 
kamelion84: lol
 Seth_Erickson: turns out it wasn't a willbender r10pez10 if you can believe it
whatcatsknow: nothing to see here 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
charredspark: politics intensify
Desruprot: 
Skudd: Great hands think alike
Twibbe: 
dr_unks: careful Serge. Voxy holds grudges
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Remember when Voxy promised not to attack Serge again, and then Serge did what he just did.
Dmc3628: Serge going for the I have no poker face but i'll read our guests
 Rogue_07: Serge has made a powerful enemy this day.
a_ytp_fan: @Ratchet215 the elves die to pyroclasm, extinction doesnt come into play until the only cards on the battlefield are an army of angels and a darksteel-plated 10/9 flying commander
  r10pez10: !card Dwarven Recruiter
  LRRbot: Dwarven Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Dwarf [2/2] | When Dwarven Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Dwarf cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
ShaneLeeAtk: Going on the permanent record
 andrew5550tv: [Voxy will remember that]
trojenturtle: "Voxy will remember this"
AlexDrafts: Serge was a PI before joining LR
 andrew5550tv: @trojenturtle 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
trojenturtle: great minds
  LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 RandomTrivia: He's going off!
imgpw: Super value
 Seth_Erickson: Gaming
 Favre_Studios: target the guest, please
 Dog_of_Myth: Ramp in Jeskai?
 sheer_falacy: now everyone has ramp!
  r10pez10: RRUUW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: daaaang
Kadenus: RRUW
Ratchet215: a_ytp_fan someone knows the episode from memory 
 logophile99: Serge Justice ftw
matthaus_c: the overlay succs away
Dark_Stargazer: ben do be flickerin
  r10pez10: the ASMR noise of shrinking commander damage indicators
Punching_Bag: what happened to the reboud of ephemerate?
 sheer_falacy: dice might be good if you're doing more of that
 sheer_falacy: oh
 Electrodyne: Everyone just act extremely excited for every draw and play
  LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
 Favre_Studios: RRUW
 andrew5550tv: 
 ElissenRedux: 
Dark_Stargazer: 
Randoplh:    
  r10pez10: i mean it's a little rude
 F1SHOR:  
charredspark: friendship: over
Twibbe: Rood
HundreydAundre: Pepperidge Farm Re-Meme-Brrs
charredspark: bonds: broken
 Seth_Erickson: Big Hams
Dark_Stargazer: rakdos canarium
 Rogue_07: You *guess*-t, Voxy?
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
 Diabore: !card chandra's ignit
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Inkompetence: Rakdos Canarium, where they keep the Rakdos Canaries.
Usquebaugh67: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 sheer_falacy: wow
 F1SHOR: hard choice
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedVenomousBibimbapMingLee-liWFoO4nq72o1EEM
 DiscordianTokkan: Ben still can!
  LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
Dmc3628: we need more targets
 Field94: do all targets exist?\
 Radyin: Are there any artifacts on the board?
Dmc3628: then again Decimate ben HAS to pick his signet
 Diabore: to note, ben HAS to target his signety
 circusofkirkus: decimate has to kill ben's signet
IcyDj: decimate has to have targets yes
 DiscordianTokkan: To, targetting Prossh
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 F1SHOR: wierd game of commander lol
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham does have an enchantment.
 freshmaker__: wow a game of commander with very few artifacts
 Wa_Pox: a commander game with only one mana rock? 
  r10pez10: this was a "may" right
 sheer_falacy: there are multiple enchantments
Dmc3628: yeah but is Ben gonna stone rain himself
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 F1SHOR: caste ignition still kills the elf tokens doesnt it?
 djalternative: I mean, chandra's ignition still kills a lot of elves
 RandomTrivia: The reputation is earned for all time 
Desruprot: 
 Seth_Erickson: Youtube video title confirmed; Voxy Exposed (Not Clickbait)
Dark_Stargazer: 
 stupidforgames: cool bear
Dmc3628: then again Voxy is petty she might just decimate ben's lands along with the signet
 circusofkirkus: chandra's ignition gets rid of voxy's sac fodder too
imgpw: 
 niccus: bear plus
 Radyin: How big would Voxy's flyer get?
 Field94: 
  LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
imgpw: 5 mana 2/2 reveal target player's hand
Anonyman41: thats gonna be a funny decision when voxy ends up decimating his signet anyway lol
 DiscordianTokkan: Notably, a LOT of Elves and everything dying would make those Bloodflies HUGE
Skudd: Soulherder is so gooooooood
  r10pez10: Seb! Seb! Seb!
ramza1987: Chandra's Ignition+blightsteel Colossus 
 Wa_Pox: that Seb art 
 ElissenRedux: That art is amazing
in_response_edh: Love Soul Herder!
matthaus_c: delelelele whoop
  r10pez10: i thought sound that was paragon drake winding up
Twibbe: Woop woop
 Rogue_07: DM, I do that.
 Loonatic93: That was very powerful nothing!
 TheWooglie: and Ben wanted more lands
Dark_Stargazer: that was a lot, and surprisingly, not very much
matthaus_c: you did 3 whole things to the board
 PIayswithFlRE: !card prossh
  LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Dmc3628: and now the Blood God hungers for petty vengeance
 sheer_falacy: Powerful Nothing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @r10pez10 the lesser known perigrine drake from Kaladesh
Punching_Bag: well time for chandra's ignition
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ben channeling Cam
RobustLaser: That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything.
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  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
HundreydAundre: Ben throws a Drake to the blink, & belief chat, We
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Is that 10 commander damage?
Dmc3628: this is a story
  LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
Twibbe: Drgn 
 Seth_Erickson: Ormendahl 
 sheer_falacy: commander damage is just combat damage
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy Nope, it's loss of life
 ElissenRedux: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy commander damage only counts combat
CyberFive: Fresh Prince of Innistrad
Figgyleaf: In the churchyard was where I spent most of my days
 DiscordianTokkan: Bloodfly is now an 8/8
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: @sheer_falacy thanks!
charredspark: innistrad is where i spent most of my days
RobustLaser: oh hey that card's in my deck i like it
 StreetRach: Ormendahl
Dmc3628: the Fresh Prince of Ormendhal
 Diabore: Ormendaddy
  LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature — Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
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  r10pez10: ormendarhling
 RandomTrivia: 
 Wa_Pox: Bob, Profane Prince
 BrindleBoar: Orm&Dahl
superdude097: Holy moly, she got it right! 
Roevhul: is it tapped?
Dark_Stargazer: 
 F1SHOR: that reflector mage is going to be clutch for ben
Desruprot: Orm and all
Twibbe: Nailed it Voxy 
 Seth_Erickson: I love Ormendahl's art 
Electrodyne: RandyOrtonDoll
silenceaux: at least it doesn't have trample...?
matthaus_c: the profane prince can do the chandra's ignition later, and gain like a lot of life
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Roevhul nope, westvale untaps itself
 easterncaveofwonders: jeeeezz ,the comedy prattfalls of a bunch of kobolds summoning Oremendhal
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: less violent is still violent
 RendezVoodoo: the profane is the good guy
a_ytp_fan: ormendhal + that boardwipe makes voxy's life skyrocket
Kadenus: ormendah gains you so much life with chandras ignition though. the value!
CybertronsMostWanted: profane strimmer casts profane prince....hmmmm
 Unas84: Voxy, Ignition the demon! With the lifelink you get so much life!
 TemporallyAwry: I forgot the indestructible - that's a trip.
Dmc3628: less violent than the blow up board otion
 Gaz_L: 10 dmg not an issue if you gain 9 life every turn
 Unas84: and you can do it right now!
 notbehaving: now she untaps teh lands with earthcraft and CIs off Orhmendal
Twibbe: A nice time 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Besides, next turn she can kill everyone's creatures and gain a huge amount of life since Ormendahl has lifelink.
 DiscordianTokkan: Tapped because it was a Transform?
matthaus_c: Chandra's Ignition with Profane Prince? gain too much life?
 mastershake29x: @DiscordianTokkan the ability untaps it
 Radyin: If she uses Chandra's Ignition with Ormendahl, how much life will she gain?
chaostreader: Voxy didn’t even need to tap mana for that. She could have just tapped her basics multiple times with the creatures she was going to sacrifice.
 Wa_Pox: and that word can't be said in this channel... (it starts with an F)
matthaus_c: Ormendahl doesn't have Vigilance? useless 
 DiscordianTokkan: @mastershake29x Ah!
superdude097: @radyin All of it
Twibbe: 
 Seth_Erickson: gain 9 Voxy
imgpw: dont forget to gain the life
Skudd: Voxy gains 9
  LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
  r10pez10: ormendahl notably better than withengar
Twibbe: 9 damage secured!
 Wa_Pox: backseaters smh...they're everywhere...
Ratchet215: whiever is in charge of life, the thing has lifelink
 bvorhies: Does that have life link ?
a_ytp_fan: voxy gains 198 life or something like that with the ignition
 Unas84: screaming at my screen so hard right now for Voxy to Ignite on Ormendahl, please do it  !
NathanielBumppo: voxy gain 9
Dmc3628: they formed the pentagram
 andrew5550tv: "this is the lamest sacrifice on my altar"
Desruprot: Soul Herder Grows
 Gaz_L: "can you make change for 5 kobolds?"
 Loonatic93: How about a Little Girl?
 TehAmelie: maybe some ½/½ little girls perhaps?
 mastershake29x: so voxy has a 9/7 indestructible and an 8/8 flyer...
 Decaped: germs!
Punching_Bag: wouldn't chandra's ignition on the swarmfly make it huge?
Skudd: The lowliest offering to Ormendahl would be 5 0/1 Plants
CyberFive: "We could've sacrifice germs to you. Or fractals."
 sheer_falacy: Voxy very spooky
Roevhul: 10/10 flyer no?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nah, it's the 0/0 elementals from waker of waves
  LRRbot: Golgari Findbroker [BBGG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/4] | When Golgari Findbroker enters the battlefield, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
MajorFrostbyte: 18 life swing vs Graham, "not bad"
 Loonatic93: Golgary GolRoss?
 TehAmelie: ooh, 0/0 germs would be perfect for sacrificing right
HundreydAundre: More like an Ate-A T E flier.
 sheer_falacy: she also has decimate which will target Ben's artifact eventually anyway
wolfsark: well then you cant be mad at her for doing it i guess 
IcyDj: marvin?
 Radyin: Counter on Marwyn?
 Ballistic_Meatball: would Ormendahl have come back as a land again?
 Unas84: she'd have gained 189 life from everyone else's creatures there  
 Ballistic_Meatball: since it left the battlefield and returned?
 Uzumaki15: Ben is doing powerful nothing
 gamercat88: hmm a theme
  r10pez10: possibly, Ballistic_Meatball
 Loonatic93: These Swamps?  Elves!
Dmc3628: yes
IcyDj: marv has 6 counters i think
 Sage0fMadness: Sometimes the room has to be cleaned
Dmc3628: Prince would be the one dealing the dmg
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Qelt: 
 Unas84: and that's not counting her own creatures even
 RandomTrivia: There it is
superdude097: 189 from creatures. It also hits players
Ratchet215: Findbroker and the tribal enchantment entered
 RandomTrivia: Time to gain ALL the life
 easterncaveofwonders: remember when voxy declared that she wasted to wear the target...?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben can also potentially do it with a clone in hand, if he can also flicker his expensive 2/2.
Roevhul: and her 10/10 lives right?
 Unas84: oh and opponents too, so that'another 27 XD
 PIayswithFlRE: 261
Twibbe: 
  r10pez10: 9 times 29? that's almost 10 times 30!
matthaus_c: and that's assuming more creatures don't get played
 Radyin: @Roevhul And would be very, very large.
HundreydAundre: Kathlenn: "Excuse me. I am doing nothing, P o w e r f u l l y."
SxySamurai: How much damage did you do?
 RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Isn't that almost 2 years? 
 Unas84: if she doesn't sac her own creatures for other stuff, to safe the bloodfly
SxySamurai: Yes
Twibbe: Math 
matthaus_c: there are no Interrupts anymore, G 
WhatCo: i would love to see massacre girl happen here
a_ytp_fan: voxy can just kill someone next turn
Bowtimes: It makes me so happy to see Voxy playing commander with LRR 
 Wa_Pox: @WhatCo our favorite girl 
  r10pez10: oh hey a pencil
 TheWooglie: your enchantments?
 Radyin: 13. It counts your enchantment, right?
IcyDj: tribal enchantment too
 sheer_falacy: finale would be fun
Dmc3628: PIGS
  LRRbot: End-Raze Forerunners [5GGG] | Creature — Boar [7/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
 RandomTrivia: BIG PIG
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 Unas84: uh oh
 YeetTheRich_: budget hoof
whatcatsknow: KEKW
 Dog_of_Myth: BIG PIG
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: BIG PIG.
JeromeFromNH: feral hogs
 andrew5550tv: PAIN BACON 
 RandomTrivia: BIGGEST PIGGEST
sylphide_spirit: the boys!
whatcatsknow: 
Kadenus: the biggus piggus
 niccus: biggus piggus
 SquirrelEarl: Big Pig
 circusofkirkus: PAIN BACON
imgpw: 
 Loonatic93: Oh...  My...
 RandomTrivia: Pain Bacon 
CptFranisDrake: budget craterhoof!
  r10pez10: is that an elf
 Wa_Pox: oink oink
 stupidforgames: you've seen pocket bacon, now its time for...
CyberFive: They call me...MR PIG!!
 vellebastet:   
 Sage0fMadness: PAIN BACON 
charredspark: bacon pain... some stay dry and others feel the rain
MechaKuuga: Pain bacon train incoming
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pain bacon is now entering my vernacular
 Field94: Honorary elf
 wikisome: Party Pigs!   
Twibbe: PAIN BACON 🥓
 NotGruulButWhy: I love pain bacon!
 sheer_falacy: if he had real hoof
 RandomTrivia: Oh Serge...
Dmc3628: ah yes Serge with the power play
Roevhul: even real hoof would no kill..
FLICK_MTG: Voxy's life total is GROWING?!
 SnowBuddy18: you've heard of pocket bacon, now get ready for PAIN BACON
 circusofkirkus: aetherize one time
Twibbe: @flick_mtg 
Dmc3628: Ben sitting on comeuppance watch
charredspark: if you hear the hoofs, you'll get the oofs
 WhatCo: @ElissenRedux Thanks for the gift sub!
Vashtorflick: pain bacon
FLICK_MTG: Oh,Hi @twibbe !
chaostreader: The 1/1’s are 5/3’s. Seems good
wolfsark: Swing em all at serge!
NathanielBumppo: @Twibbe 
Wanmonatio:  
 ElissenRedux: @WhatCo np fren 
KingGallade: 
 undeadmetaphor: @WhatCo 
Twibbe: @nathanielbumppo 
 andrew5550tv: oh hey its whatco 
 Loonatic93: I think overrunning Voxy is the best option.
FLICK_MTG: Hello All!
 niccus: math is for attackers
 WhatCo: @undeadmetaphor @andrew5550tv oh shit whaddup
 YeetTheRich_: dewit
monkeyboyktc: kill serge kill serge everone with me now
 JZahler:    
a_ytp_fan: gotta go all at voxy or she just wins
 A_Dub888: Just kill someone 4head
 YeetTheRich_: D E W I T
angus_the_chap: No one told me the ball of elfball was really a ball of bacon
 sheer_falacy: kill the person who can gain 89?
 WhatCo: when it doubt, dice roll
Ratchet215: 
superdude097: Game's gotta end eventually.
 Wa_Pox: @undeadmetaphor @andrew5550tv @ElissenRedux @JZahler voxF
monkeyboyktc: actually kill voxy
 Dog_of_Myth: Roll for it G
Dmc3628: well that makes it easy
 andrew5550tv: 
charredspark: flip a 3 sided coin
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 undeadmetaphor: @Wa_Pox  voxF
  r10pez10: F6 means you can't be attacked, this is known
matthaus_c: fingers to your noses, call not it
monkeyboyktc: 
Twibbe: 
Cavemanhar: in the immortal words of Jim Lapage "ehh its getting late here"
 Gaz_L: i mean, he can def kill Serge
 PiousHeathen: everyone is friends until the Big Pig shows up
 mastershake29x: voxy has a board wipe that can gain her 200 life, but she's no threat
monkeyboyktc: ish
charredspark: [menacing]
Dmc3628: and thus vengeance was swift
Twibbe: Just chilling 
Roevhul: Forerunner on screen?
 SmashTCG: tell that to the 5 things sacrifced to him
 Wa_Pox: peace was never an option BibleHands
FLICK_MTG: Serge, do you have "Control", "ALT", and "DELETE" Tokens too?
Figgyleaf: "I'm just chillin with my NUKE, I'm no threat"
Cavemanhar: @mastershake29x that she could have cast last turn
matthaus_c: Ormendahl is the type of demon that's just gonna take you for a date at the church
charredspark: oink oink, mfer
Dmc3628: that's a Quandrix thing
sylphide_spirit: math is for blockers
matthaus_c: oh no who played Raging River
Twibbe: Math 
 mastershake29x: @Cavemanhar she could have, but then couldn't have gained the 200 because she needed the mana to make orhmendal
 Gaz_L: unless that Chandra Nalaar gets him all keyed up
Twibbe: Ouch
 sheer_falacy: Voxy has more mana
Cavemanhar: she has earthcraft
Cavemanhar: @mastershake29x
 Loonatic93: Forgot about Pride.
 SmashTCG: end raze forrunnner?
 Loonatic93: And I forgot about Dre.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 Gaz_L: 32
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice lol
a_ytp_fan: serge on the live fast die young plan
 YeetTheRich_: 
 Kazman20a: 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thematically appropriate not death for serge
a_ytp_fan:  
 SmashTCG: they are all vigilant becasue of runners?
Bowtimes: Voxy with shock one time?
FLICK_MTG: LLANOBOAR!!!
 Greypelt: Instant speed tap those elves?
Skudd: I counted 28 at Serge (10 + 7 + 6 + 5)
CyberFive: And Graham can tap is elves afterwards, too!
SxySamurai: Always picking on Serge 
angus_the_chap: Yeah I got 28 as well
 YeetTheRich_: just bolt him for 1 ben
BasiliskXVIII: Graham should have remembered what happens when you leave math for the blockers from Game Knights.
Twibbe: But w8 there’s more 
 SmashTCG: uhhh thats a lot of tokens
 Radyin: 69 damage?
 PIayswithFlRE: but...you have a 9/9 flyer?
 sheer_falacy: Graham has another 10 damage
Dmc3628: 6 elves come in Marwyn gets even swoler
 Radyin: Did I do my math right? Was that 69 damage?
 RandomTrivia: Oops, All Smol Things
a_ytp_fan: lol voxy actually just wins next turn
JeromeFromNH: nice
 SmashTCG: NICE
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
whatcatsknow: nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice
charredspark: nice
 undeadmetaphor: nice
Twibbe: Token shortage
Figgyleaf: nice
 bernardo013: nice
matthaus_c: nice
 RandomTrivia: 
Vashtorflick: nice
CyberFive: nice
acolathy: nice
 Bladinus: Nice
ZER0_TW0: nice
imgpw: nice
 Wa_Pox: nice
MechaKuuga: giggity
 incredulouspasserby: nice
a_ytp_fan: nuce
TimboTimmyTim: nice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
 andrew5550tv: nice
 canahedo: nice
Twibbe: NICE!
Vonbane: nice
PhantmShado: Nice
 TheWooglie: 
 SubatomicAura: nice
 stupidforgames: nice
 garunkl: nice
Roevhul: niiiiiice
LemonLemur: nice
 Unas84: nice
a_ytp_fan: nice
 GreatSacrificer: nice
 Wa_Pox: all calculated
 TehAmelie: do LotR movie discs count as elf tokens? i bet you could have like 16 of them
 DeM0nFiRe: n i c e
 vellebastet: nice
FLICK_MTG: Nice!
 Spanked42: I thought Serge took 33?
Dmc3628: G with the Insta win on that
 nobodez: NICE!
AgentConundrum: nice
 Moonspeak721: g is such a meme lord wow
Qelt: nice
 10of9: Nice
 Gaz_L: secret win con
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Paul
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Thanks 
charredspark: F L A V O R W I N
 NotGruulButWhy: Surge should've taken 28
FLICK_MTG: Deals Sexy-Damage
Twibbe: 👌
 sheer_falacy: Graham so merciful
matthaus_c: Voxy wins the game next turn but Graham won the battle
flailingsoup: serge was at 34? he took 1 extra damage right?
 NarfBlinko: 70,sorry
wolfsark: we told you to kill serge
 sheer_falacy: he can kill Serge
 RandomTrivia: !genius
  LRRbot: Oh no!
Roevhul: overkill is points in the bank!!
 SmashTCG: remember that time you lived becasue of that in Game KNights?
FLICK_MTG: @NarfBlinko is the party-poop
 Loonatic93: Bear Force One!
 Seth_Erickson: Emergent Ultimatum mana 👀
 RandomTrivia: 
 NarfBlinko: guilty
MoxBismuth: yahtzee with basics
 Wa_Pox: You are required to dance if that happens...
 vellebastet:  
imgpw: now serge has to scoop
 korvys: double-tron
  LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Desruprot: xD
 DiscordianTokkan: THERE'S the two of each basic now!
charredspark: double wubrg, all the way, across my playmat
  r10pez10: lol silly non-flying elves
Kadenus: yeah get him serge!
 Loonatic93: Why is BUG Tron?
 DeM0nFiRe: So basically Graham stubbed his toe while kicking the crap out of Serge 
  LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature — Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
 Unas84: time to blow up that board and gain a bazillion life
 Diabore: and serge can.....anyway
  r10pez10: geographically?
superdude097: CounterClockwise
Dmc3628: well ignition this board and gain Xponents of life
 canahedo: counter-clockwise
Tecnocrat: Widdershins.
Vonbane: attack is only with creatures?
  LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Clever Impersonator enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
Kadenus: omg
imgpw: ormendahl
IcyDj: pain bacon?
  r10pez10: oh yeah any non-land permanent
Roevhul: Ormendahl easy
a_ytp_fan: easy ormendahl
dmeigod: lol he can make people not attack at all
Electrodyne: RandyOrtonDoll
Figgyleaf: Seems like a good get
 DiscordianTokkan: Build a Bear, but with demons
niccus: does ormendahl work...?
 ElektroTal: ormendahl at home
 RandomTrivia: Far easier than having to sacrifice 5 Kobolds...
  LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature — Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
Inkompetence: Impersonate Pramikon, choose opposite direction, let no one attack?
charredspark: yourmendahl? mymendahl
Tecnocrat: I'll make my own Ormendahl! With Blackjack!
 niccus: impersonator doesn't remove legendary status
 DeM0nFiRe: F
Twibbe: Ormendahl 
 Tiber727: I like how it's a 0/0 that "may" impersonate a creature. Or it could enter the field and immediately die.
matthaus_c: now Ben flickers the red 2/2 at eot and casts Chandra's Thingy
 Gaz_L: he could copy Pramikon, but it's legendary, so rule means one dies
FLICK_MTG: A ReSERGEnce?!
Figgyleaf: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
kamelion84: lol
a_ytp_fan: yeahhhhh
 RandomTrivia: 
Dmc3628: Spite lifegain
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  r10pez10: so rude
 bernardo013: looooool
 RandomTrivia: Get got, I suppose
Twibbe: @flick_mtg 
 mastershake29x: @Inkompetence voxy would immediately wipe the board next turn if he did that (she might anyway, but definitely would here)
  LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
 Favre_Studios: flicker the spell steal guy
 Favre_Studios: that would be awesome
Roevhul: aaaand now Voxy wins gg
matthaus_c: flicker the spell steal!
 ElektroTal: lathril is real busted
 JZahler: Time for Chandra to put a stop to this nonsense
silenceaux: And if he does it after Ben declares attackers, Ben still wasn't able to attack Graham, which is a nice bonus
a_ytp_fan: ohhhhhh ben can steal this
 bvorhies: Wont voxy win if she plays a wrath
 Favre_Studios: flicker the spell stealler
imgpw: flicker the spell steal
 Seth_Erickson: ben should ignition now for mega life link
superdude097: Now Ben can gain all the life!
a_ytp_fan: get the ignition and gain 200 life
 10of9: Reflector mage!
 PIayswithFlRE: now ben's ormandal does the board wipe!
 Wa_Pox: 
matthaus_c: Ben, one word: ignition
a_ytp_fan: doooooo it
a_ytp_fan: ben
 sheer_falacy: do you want Voxy to gain 200
 DiscordianTokkan: We heard her
Roevhul: chose Voxy and get the life come on
 Wa_Pox: I heard it 
 Sage0fMadness: Remix to Ignition
Ratchet215: now would be the perfect time to snipe egnition
  r10pez10: chat herder
a_ytp_fan: yeeeeesssss
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 SmashTCG: Ben
imgpw: ez clap
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh please
 SmashTCG: everyoens dead
 RandomTrivia: Here it comes
kamelion84: lol
FLICK_MTG: @Voxy apparently not LOUD enough?!
charredspark: uh oh
 ElektroTal: !card mindclaw shaman
  LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
 Favre_Studios: get the ignition
 Diabore: lets talk this out ben
 sheer_falacy: now he gains 200
MajorFrostbyte: Hol up!
a_ytp_fan: yeesssss
 Sage0fMadness:   
Twibbe: Hol up
 Favre_Studios: flicker the mindclaw shaman
 ElektroTal: !card earthcraft
  LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
matthaus_c: Ben never saw it coming
Roevhul: sorcery
 Wa_Pox: Judge!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oofa
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
a_ytp_fan: yeeesssssss
  r10pez10: feels bad
 Favre_Studios: !card chandra's ignition
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Figgyleaf: loloops
Vashtorflick: KEKW
a_ytp_fan: lets gooooooooooo
 control_rig: Ugggghhhhh
charredspark: just desserts, served fresh
 SmashTCG: ohno
 RandomTrivia:   
toastrz_: ive tried to cast decimate at instant speed so many times lol
Twibbe: 
Desruprot: 
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Ratchet215: 
a_ytp_fan:         
 Loonatic93: But Mama Elf stays.
 Walla_ttv: she still could do that 
 Sage0fMadness: BEN THE KING
Dmc3628: and now Ben gains the billions of ife
a_ytp_fan:      
 Diabore: ben gets many many lifes
Twibbe: Noooh
superdude097: 9x35
 Wa_Pox: that's illegal
 Sage0fMadness: this is a lesson Voxy
 SmashTCG: Ben, has a million life
 10of9:       
 Unas84: Voxy, sac all your stuff to Prossh!!
 Sage0fMadness: Do not choose violence then take a nap
a_ytp_fan: ben is our god now
 Sage0fMadness: 
  r10pez10: running count - 7 creatures for ben + ben himself
 sblue333: !card kind mindclaw shaman
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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 RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Ignition doesn't hit the spell's controller
 notbehaving: Chandras is opp creatures
 mastershake29x: smart move, so that and her orhmendal will live
 Wa_Pox: all of them 
  r10pez10: voxy: 10 + voxy
 Dog_of_Myth: G: Yes
 RandomTrivia: So many
Dark_Stargazer: wild
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 279
 Diabore: 279
matthaus_c: 279
Kadenus: 279
Dmc3628: 279 life to Ulmer
 DeM0nFiRe: Ben's Life Total: Yes
darryldangeroux: 32
superdude097: 279
 Wa_Pox: that makes 3, I think...
 MTGRanger: Uhhhhhhh
 Radyin: How many tokens does Graham get?
 Wa_Pox: 
Twibbe: Math 
  r10pez10: OH
Kadenus: oh dear
 Unas84: ^^
 PIayswithFlRE: except voxy's ormendal is also indestructible
 RandomTrivia: OH
a_ytp_fan: graham about to die
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I'm here to look at the life counter
 DeM0nFiRe: Ben loses because he times out incrementing his life counter 
Punching_Bag: G don't forget your enchantment
 RandomTrivia: The Bloodflies
 Seth_Erickson: !chandra's Ignition
 DiscordianTokkan: Graham's Enchantment proccs a bunch also? I think?
 Seth_Erickson: !card Chandra's Ignition
  LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
 notbehaving: it doesn't hit bens creatures @LoadingReadyRun
chaostreader: Same number minus 3 and the creatures that live.
 Seth_Erickson: it does hit ben's creatures
 mastershake29x: @notbehaving yes it does
FLICK_MTG: Did 69 creatures die?
 Radyin: How many tokens does Graham get from his enchantment?
a_ytp_fan: reading the card explains the card
Dmc3628: it does
silenceaux: I'm getting 25 deaths but I'm not sure?
 Diabore: ben gets -9 life
 Seth_Erickson: how dare we
 A_Dub888: !card westvale abbey
  LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
code1300: How many non tokens gram get tokens back
 RandomTrivia: """""only"""""
 LarkSachrosis: a mere 283
 A_Dub888: !card ormendahl
  LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature — Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
 randombillfolds: !card Prowess of the Fair
  LRRbot: Prowess of the Fair [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Elf | Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
code1300: Gram enchantment
Twibbe: Solid health
 Wa_Pox: big math game
Dmc3628: and now we run ads
 circusofkirkus: did voxy lose 9?
darryldangeroux: @code1300 that's dead
Desruprot: a bunch of huge creatures now
charredspark: magic the triggering
 sheer_falacy: wasn't Lathril around?
metaphics: welp, there's always commander damage
Kadenus: does lathril not count for graham?
 Loonatic93: And then Mama Elf gets 4 more counters.
darryldangeroux: serge killed the token maker, didn't he?
Figgyleaf: Synergy! With a capital "S"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: pain bacon =/= elf
 sheer_falacy: commander still died
L334_M0N: what did I just tune into?
 NarfBlinko: marwin counters for those tokens
Dark_Stargazer: its magic the "never have mercy on your opponents"
 Gaz_L: remember Lathril does die as of new rules
 Dog_of_Myth: Lathril didn't die, went back to the command zone I assume?
a_ytp_fan: f in the chat for graham
FLICK_MTG: What the gush?!
 WhatCo: 37 lookin like pennies right now monkaS
 F1SHOR: serge just wanted to flip some cards face up
 Seth_Erickson: Ormen looking Dapper
JeromeFromNH: 37/37   
 Walla_ttv: spiderman.jpg
Twibbe: Dat fly
 Wa_Pox: bUrself
 Gaz_L: spider-man pointing
 JZahler: Just a casual 37/37
 RandomTrivia: The most ridiculous standoff, 2 Ormendahls staring each other down
silenceaux: That's what, an 8 turn clock?
Tecnocrat: That 37/37 got Ben on a 7 turn clock!
 SmashTCG: too busy holding all those babys
philippekav: you have a kill a graham
 Unas84: that 37/37 bloodfly sounds like something that might be a fun challenge for Agatha Fisty
 Gaz_L: it's a very smol bow
 Seth_Erickson: so many bow users without reach in Mtg
PadawanTK16: #give oketra reach
 CaptainSpam: Look, she has a bow, but she's got a lot going on.
superdude097: She can shoot the bow because she's hold a baby, DUH Ben! 
 Wa_Pox: can't she only attack Ben or was that until the creature died?
dangerous_safety: yeah 8 turns, assuming nothing else dies
Twilight_Spark: Kill Graham? Where have I heard that before?
 TophTheHermit: Her other arm is holding a baby, she can't draw the bow
 LarkSachrosis: It's an emotional support bow
 andrew5550tv: 
a_ytp_fan: Ben seeing a 37/37: oh no! anyway
 DiscordianTokkan: If she wasn't holding a baby, she'd have reach. It's impressive enough that she can fire that one-handed!
FLICK_MTG: Isnt that a Neil Young song?
 boopboopbiboop: Spot on Paul
 mastershake29x: @Wa_Pox that died
  r10pez10: he has one green up
sylphide_spirit: oof
 Wa_Pox: @mastershake29x thanks
Figgyleaf: In north Ontario-io, in North on-tar-i-o
a_ytp_fan: nice
 A_Dub888: #BlameBen
 Loonatic93: he also has Mama Elf and all her mana.
Twibbe: 
 iris_of_ether: nice
 randombillfolds: At that point, you'd just bow out.
matthaus_c: Ben won the battle
 RandomTrivia: Imagine this, but with a bow https://i.imgur.com/M7IRbou.gif
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
 LarkSachrosis: nice
imgpw: but it was 69 across all of you
 asthanius: Why did Voxy choose to keep Chandra's Ignition in the deck though? Pretty sus
 Wa_Pox: 
FLICK_MTG: "There is a Bloodfly from North Ontario....."
 SmashTCG: i mean she could keep him around to deal with ben with him
iRaidUrFridge: nice
Dmc3628: yeah prami is not great 1v1
BaconWrapOG: what a game
 azureHaights: Is Serge actually at 1, or is he also similarly slam-jammed?
 niccus: do you want voxy to attack your left or your right
imgpw: pramikon blocks the 37/37
 YeetTheRich_: this card is useless!
iRaidUrFridge: play it out!
imgpw: she can't get through
 Wa_Pox: Team Jaya wins
 Seth_Erickson: Take a draw 
matthaus_c: 2HG
Kreiseler: mean girls win!
StreamTeam3000: play on
MajorFrostbyte: Mean Girls Win!!!
 LarkSachrosis: Friendship!
 RandomTrivia: Voxy taking the assist points
 YeetTheRich_: team rocket wins
a_ytp_fan: two headed commander
 Stormthius:  
 asthanius: "Wanna split?"
  r10pez10: you could decide it on a flip if you really want
BehemothDan:     
Twibbe: 
 SmashTCG: it turns out, Peace was an option
 CaptainSpam: So the game didn't end so much as it just stopped. 
charredspark: F R I E N D S H I P
Desruprot: we'll call it a draw
FLICK_MTG: @Figgyleaf right on
Ratchet215: jeskai flicker doesnt have bounce?
  r10pez10: 2HGEDH is fun too
 SquirrelEarl: Ormendahls and Fiery Ignitions unite
 vellebastet: 
Roevhul: 10 vs 283 takes the draw 
 mastershake29x: voxy could get through 9 a turn, which would take quite a while
 vellebastet: What a game
 vellebastet: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "No matter who wins, I didn't"
 niccus: serge's noticing ended the game
 Gaz_L: 2HG Commander would be a fun gimmick for FNPF sometime tho!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, you could *make* game 2 a 2hg game
 djalternative: so next game is actually 2hg right?
 Sage0fMadness:    
 BjjBrain: So ben has no exile lol got it!
BaconWrapOG: I always know that when lrr does a 2nd commander game im going to be up until 1 am
 vellebastet:   
 gnome_friend: Oh no I missed the first game 
a_ytp_fan: @mastershake29x plus it would neutralize because ben would be gaining 9
 Gaz_L: i feel like it's hard to do 2HG over Discord
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh i’m sorry, was this secretly a two-headed giant commander game? 
dangerous_safety: narrator voice: game 2 went for 6 hours
Ratchet215: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat nah, archenemy is more fitting to Voxy
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 Gaz_L: may have to save for when moonbase magic comes back
 Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend Watch the VOD. It's quite good
Kreiseler: if its 2hg next game whatre the pairs? is it ben/voxy vs g/serge again?
 RandomTrivia: !break
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 DeM0nFiRe: So chat you guys were saying it's an 8 turn clock, am I wrong or could Ben's ormendahl just always block the bloodfly, then voxy's ormendahl goes through, meaning ben's life total stays the same?
 Loonatic93: All Graham had to do was kill Voxy and he was fine.
Vonbane: they don't have hexproof, so they can be stolen, pacified, exiled, etc... manay options
matthaus_c: I like this Pramikon/Prossh combo for 2HGEDH
 RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe Exactly. THe net change is that Voxy gains 9 life a turn
 gnome_friend: !advice
  LRRbot: Never trust James.
 gnome_friend: #blame 
a_ytp_fan: #BlameJames
 DeM0nFiRe: Ok yeah so basically if nothing changed it was a stalemate with voxy gaining life and Ben staying the same?
 BrowneePoints: Yep. Voxy and Ben didn't have ways to deal with each other's ormendahls in their decks. so it was a stalemate
 Gaz_L: presumably Ben would eventually draw into something tho, maybe just flickering the fly, even
 DeM0nFiRe: Ok makes sense, thanks
BaconWrapOG: how long is break usually chat?
 DeM0nFiRe: Usually about 3 minutes I think?
a_ytp_fan: a few minutes
 BrowneePoints: and instead of spending 15+ minutes drawing it out, they decided to just go to game 2
 gnome_friend: about five minutes ago 
 sheer_falacy: Either Ben would draw something or Voxy would draw something and Ben would cast it
 BrowneePoints: FALL GUYS STREAM!?
 BrowneePoints: HELL YA!
 mastershake29x: @BaconWrapOG s vouple minutes
 Wa_Pox: 
 gnome_friend: !quote serge
  LRRbot: Quote #563: "I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused." —Serge [2015-07-18]
 MyrddintheWizard: !advice
  LRRbot: Do not quit the game while the pickle is gyrating.
BaconWrapOG: Wait htat desk mat is amazing
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 gnome_friend: SQUEET
 gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
  LRRbot: Quote #4662: "Squeet!" —Ian [2018-02-07]
Twibbe: 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FNPF 2: electric boogaloo
 Gaz_L: so many morphs
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: Graham spitting truth
Twibbe: 
FLICK_MTG: WOOHOO!!!
charredspark: yayea
Twibbe: 
Himyul: get him!
Vonbane: wonder if GiGi got locked out for this stream 
FLICK_MTG: GOOD LUCK NO PUNTS, EVERYONE!!!
a_ytp_fan: serge already in the lead
 sheer_falacy: the sol read
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Twibbe: 
philippekav: bolt for 2
charredspark: into signet?
 hidingbox: has the sol ring get him!
matthaus_c: now play arcane signet
Figgyleaf: No signet?
 RandomTrivia: Here we go, Archenemy time!
Himyul: get him now!
matthaus_c: into second sol ring
charredspark: boo this man
 RandomTrivia: OH BOY
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 gnome_friend: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Wa_Pox: here they go again 
 andrew5550tv: 
BaconWrapOG: 
Kreiseler: are we SURE this isnt a 2hg game? 
FLICK_MTG: @voxy Any Mirror Marching?
 BrowneePoints: If you like it then you better put a ring on it
Desruprot: 
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 hidingbox: If Graham top decked the sol ring...
  LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
matthaus_c: oh my god it is 2HGEDH
 RandomTrivia: 
matthaus_c: welp
Twibbe: Two rings to rule them all
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
FLICK_MTG: !decklist
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Kadenus: some people are just built different
Figgyleaf: woooooooooow
  r10pez10: !clip
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MajorFrostbyte: Graham is outsie
  LRRbot: Strionic Resonator [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Twibbe: Aww shiet
 djalternative: yeah. why didn't you say it's 2hg at the beginning
Kreiseler: cmon sol ring topdeck!
 Field94: that sandbagging, totally casting a morph next turn 
imgpw: is that just a baby lithoform engine
 gnome_friend: 
superdude097: Yes
 asthanius: Yes it does
brendonn: yes
Malchior: The answer is yes
  r10pez10: yeah it does
FLICK_MTG: oh!
ClickClicky: yes evokes a triger
Desruprot: !rule Evoke
Kadenus: oh didnt know that
Desruprot: hmmm
 Dog_of_Myth: I didn't know that either. Neat
Malchior: ETB, evoke, before evoke trigger, instant
Malchior: 2nd ETB
Desruprot: I remember the MTG Bot being able to explain rules
  LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
 circusofkirkus: SO MANY CARDS
 BrowneePoints: Yep. Flickering mulldrifter is a classic play
 gnome_friend: 
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BaconWrapOG: oh
imgpw: thats like 70 cards
 hidingbox: that is sexy
 Wa_Pox: what a nice 2/2
  LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
 Moonspeak721: that is criminal
Malchior: And it comes back and stays on the field, beacuse the evoke trigger fizzles
Malchior: So you can blink it MORE
 SK__Ren: So Ben is still losing? Just checking
Electrodyne: That seems like some sort of combination play
 Field94: P O W E R F U L magic
MajorFrostbyte: Welcome to Sol Ring EDH
BaconWrapOG: queue will smith: thats hot
Twibbe: Gotta go fast
 Dog_of_Myth: No no, Ben is winning the value battle
imgpw: ben is technically in last place after all of that
 sheer_falacy: Ben has discarded the most cards and is at the lowest life, he's losing so badly
 asthanius: Snek!
  r10pez10: nailed it
 gnome_friend: Upcake
  LRRbot: Ophiomancer [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
  r10pez10: UPCAKE
Figgyleaf: I think the pointy arrow of winning is pointing firmly at Ben
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superdude097: Forest doesn't need to tap?
 Diabore: upcake 
 djalternative: !upcake
RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ModernSweetMoosePogChamp-F1iHz3tL4Cba2JnF
 Bladinus: snek frand
 gnome_friend: Untap, upcake, draw
Desruprot: upcake
2rrr_mirror_breaker: she paid 4
 KharadBanar: Graham‘s board feels like playing a game of Civ on Deity difficulty
brendonn: I love ophiomancer
AirTony7: Have any of you consider ever playing Pauper EDH for FNPF?
FLICK_MTG: WHy did it have to be snakes?!
  LRRbot: Elvish Skysweeper [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | {4}{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature with flying.
 Diabore: @AirTony7 they did in the before times, back in the old moonbase iirc
Desruprot: Mully McDrifter
BaconWrapOG: yes 5 mana to kill the 2/2
 circusofkirkus: voxy gets a snek!
imgpw: she gets a snake now
imgpw: too
 Wa_Pox: 🐍 🔪
 andrew5550tv: can i interest you in (1) danger noodle?
Twibbe: Sneks
 Ballistic_Meatball: You think he wonders where the snakes go?
 RandomTrivia: Relax chat, there's a D20 representing the snek
Vonbane: i heard Paul say Soft Cell, so i thought Tainted Love? 
Kreiseler: @imgpw she only gets a snake if she doesnt have a snake
 andrew5550tv: they're just right and they should say it
  LRRbot: Jaspera Sentinel [G] | Creature — Elf Rogue [1/2] | Reach / {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
 Wa_Pox: If only Voxy had custom tokens for her Prossh deck 
 Ballistic_Meatball: He keeps giving out snakes, and then sees us go by without a snake after he just gave us one...
Malchior: Is Graham just playing with the precon?
  LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
 ElissenRedux: @Wa_Pox ikr? 
 DiscordianTokkan: Jaspera Sentinel is... so bad.
 Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux 
Vonbane: @Malchior yes
BaconWrapOG: I've kept worse hands
Malchior: Agreed Discordian, hence why I think Graham is playing with the unmodified precon
 Field94: absolute degeneracy
 Wa_Pox: poor Ben 
 Wa_Pox: having to discard
Kadenus: ephemerate sure is dece, huh?
 gnome_friend:  muffin Ben
 ElissenRedux: Whats that, 4 mana, 6 cards? seems good
Desruprot: the lack of Reliquary Tower is stong
 djalternative: coming to a historic near you
  LRRbot: Stonehorn Dignitary [3W] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [1/4] | When Stonehorn Dignitary enters the battlefield, target opponent skips their next combat phase.
 Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux you could draw 6 for 3 with that new white spell... half are drawn by an opponent though...
FLICK_MTG: Stone Diggy?!! Nice
Twibbe: Rood
  LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
grim_finale: came here for Voxy but now I gotta support Graham. Underdogs rise 
brendonn: Card disadvantage 
 Wa_Pox: that person on the card looks very high...
 Field94: Summoning Sickness
Desruprot: a closet is usually nice
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Himyul: uhhhh.... game loss?
darryldangeroux: signalling intent
FLICK_MTG: @Wa_Pox we say "Enlightened"
 YeetTheRich_: this feels like that time graham played bear force one on game knights
BaconWrapOG: GRV ben
 Wa_Pox: @FLICK_MTG 
 BrowneePoints: Basic City? Why you gotta call me out like that
 shendaras: I stepped away and just returned.  Who ended up winning the last round?
Desruprot: such a basic city
 bvorhies: What’s ben getting?
  LRRbot: Conjurer's Closet [5] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 Seth_Erickson: love the Closet
Cavemanhar: the natural turn three jund
 bvorhies: What that do ?
  LRRbot: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. / When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder.
TheWanderingNomad: @shendaras - Voxy and Ben basically tied sinc ethey were in a stalemate
 rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun we're getting a very very slight echo
charredspark: gross, in front of everyone?
 RandomTrivia: @shendaras A moral victory was declared for Voxy and Ben after Ben went to 283 life and Voxy had a 31/31
 KingOfDoma: he good at bangin'
Kadenus: voxy is casting some sick cards
BaconWrapOG: Wait the WHAT?
Twibbe: 
FLICK_MTG: Love the closet
MajorFrostbyte: RUM RUIM
 DiscordianTokkan: !ing
  r10pez10: "robbed of the combat step"
Twibbe: Closet ftw
Desruprot: xD oh right closet means someone might not get combat
 BrowneePoints: @shendaras and they both had Ormendahls so it was a dead stalemate
  LRRbot: Elderfang Ritualist [2B] | Creature — Elf Cleric [3/1] | When Elderfang Ritualist dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Moonspeak721: powerful magic
 gnome_friend: Look at all these  ing elves!
 10of9: !findquote violence
  LRRbot: Quote #269: "I cannot violence at the moment." —Graham [2015-05-11]
 Dog_of_Myth: G is here
 RandomTrivia: 
charredspark: big bear force one vibes
 RandomTrivia: Love this card so much
  LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
charredspark: get em wet, serge
dav3yb: is Graham playing a stock Lathril deck?
 BrowneePoints: I LOVE bounty of the luxa!
 andrew5550tv: wait that's such a cool card 
 RandomTrivia: Easy mnemonic for you, Chat: Tide comes in, brings you card. Tide goes out, reveals land (where mana comes from)
Kreiseler: @dav3yb yes, graham and serge are playing precons
ThatTallSkinnyKid: this is my favorite collab since Star Wars and Lego
 Wa_Pox: 
TheSilverGekko: i left to go get ice cream. is this game 2 or has no one attack anyone else since i left xD
  r10pez10: they have definitely gotten better
MoxBismuth: the kaldheim precons especially, are really fun
 LadyAiluros: Feline  Ferocity was AMAZING when it popped off
 DeM0nFiRe: I watched a FNPF precon vod earlier today, they definitely seemed pretty strong
Desruprot: Lord Windgrace was a precon after all
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, those old commander decks were Jank held together by a couple busted cards
  LRRbot: Conjurer's Closet [5] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 Seth_Erickson: oh boyyyyyyy here we go again
 Hexi_Lexi: "i play this do nothing enchantment" Serge Yager, playing enchantress in CanLander 
darryldangeroux: as was prophesied
 Fruan: The best derpy wing fish of all time.
  LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
  r10pez10: it turns face up
Desruprot: if its a creature, fun times
MoxBismuth: blink the manifest 
james_missingtriggers: face up
  r10pez10: if it can
shetterly_69: all right I'm going to head out
 asthanius: If it's a non-permanent, I believe nothing happens?
 Diabore: permanents face up, nonpermanents exile
MoxBismuth: it comes back face up if its a permanent, if not it stays exiled i think
 RandomTrivia: If it's a permanent it leaves and returns face-up. If it's not a permanent it stays in exile
 Wa_Pox: forever? 
Kadenus: if it's not a permanent it's eiled forever
  r10pez10: yes
ClickClicky: thats correct
Kadenus: correct
 Hexi_Lexi: serge got it
  r10pez10: because it's coming in from exile
 Seth_Erickson: Ramp 
 Hexi_Lexi: RAMP
superdude097: Basically cast Path to Exile in blue!
 RandomTrivia: Powerful
MoxBismuth: i played a really sweet aminatou manifest blink deck, was so cool
 niccus: mulldrifter commemorative preserve
 sheer_falacy: closet?
 YeetTheRich_: serge basically played path to exile
FLICK_MTG: lol
 RandomTrivia: @niccus 
MillerDark: Serge, there is exactly one situation I've made a judge call on where you do put a sorcery onto the battlefield
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Desruprot: Uno Reverse
ClickClicky: if it wasnt that blue morph enchanntment wiouldnt exist
Twibbe: !decklist
 Walla_ttv:  
 Tiber727: I pass my turn to myself.
 gnome_friend: THE TRUTH
  LRRbot: Algae Gharial [3G] | Creature — Crocodile [1/1] | Shroud / Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Algae Gharial.
Kreiseler: TRUTH
Dmc3628: Truth Killings
 gnome_friend: !findquote truth
  LRRbot: Quote #7024: "Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact." —Kathleen [2020-06-28]
darryldangeroux: ooh, shroud
Twilight_Spark: 🐊
 RandomTrivia: Smol croc
TheWanderingNomad: The Truth?
james_missingtriggers: 4 1/1
Desruprot: 4 1/1s
  LRRbot: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. / When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder.
Twibbe: 🐊
 PIayswithFlRE: 4 1/1s
Dmc3628: MM15 draft
 gnome_friend: MM15
 FacelessManAboutTown: mm15
 sheer_falacy: these are swole thrulls
superdude097: Voxy just likes testing other players, to make sure they're reading the cards 
raze667: time to play conspiracy to change the creature types so you get not snakes every turn, and no limit of not thralls
 Fruan: It was a house in Alara drafts too, if I remember correctly.
 asthanius: Crocodilian Rockadilian
 BrowneePoints: Yep! Gare-ee-ull! they be the ones with the long snoots!
 BrindleBoar: croca 
FLICK_MTG: you DIE!
  r10pez10: yeah paul they eat him
 control_rig: Yes it's part of Magic story
raze667: yes. That is one of the entire stories of Fallen Empires.
 Fruan: Yep, that's the thrull uprising from Fallen Empires
 BrowneePoints: Yep. Part of the Story. His Thrulls eat him
raze667: The thralls pulled down an entire people because they overbred
raze667: *thrulls
 Fruan: Fallen Empires was so cool.
 control_rig: The Thrulls were bred specifically for sacrifice and servitude, but at one point the master breeder bred too many and they ate hime
 Seth_Erickson: Graham has a full 5 mana to play with 👀
 gnome_friend: sergeCounting
 Fruan: Like, the cards were bad. But the setting they evoked was powerful.
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  LRRbot: Voice of Many [2GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | When Voice of Many enters the battlefield, draw a card for each opponent who controls fewer creatures than you.
ClickClicky: on the seventh thrull his college funding for his thrulls ran out
 Wa_Pox: @Seth_Erickson 👀
FLICK_MTG: #CRAB_RAVE!!!
raze667: @control_rig they not only ate him, they destroyed the entire civilization built on their sacrifice
  r10pez10: what sound doies the voice of many make
 gnome_friend: @r10pez10 lots of sounds!
 YeetTheRich_: graham is just playing good honest magic
 Wa_Pox: 
 Aenir798: 
Twibbe: Card draw 
Dmc3628: guests get the Phoenix Wright overrule
MajorFrostbyte: Mean Girl Overrule
JeromeFromNH: 
 gnome_friend: Is this... art?
 gnome_friend: !findquote art
  LRRbot: Quote #3395: "I don't think there's any more Art Dink can tell you." —Ian [2016-09-12]
james_missingtriggers: ooh, serge could copy that trigger if he wanted
  r10pez10: ^^^
 Anexmedia: Serge showing off his NFT's on stream now
Twibbe: 
 YeetTheRich_: 3 times vigilance
 RandomTrivia:  Graham with the deep cut there
 EJGRgunner: 
 PIayswithFlRE: flying v! ?
 niccus: you've seen the cool s, here's the wa-v
  LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
 JZahler: 15 counter?
 gnome_friend: (In McDonald's voice) Canal!
james_missingtriggers: * on bounty of luxa
 KharadBanar: vvv good counter
 RandomTrivia: !genius
  LRRbot: I'm a genius!
 Seth_Erickson: Nice
 andrew5550tv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
TheSilverGekko: Good game!
raze667: he'd get both ends
Twibbe: 
Burnita: Paul you always Tye mvp of these streams, the essential glue guy every team needs. Thanks Paul 
 RandomTrivia: The object is the source of both abilities, so it will do one, then the other
Ratchet215: it checks both times
Kreiseler: one then the other it should be.
 niccus: we're all about getting both ends here in lrr
 korvys: !card bounty of the luxa
  LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
james_missingtriggers: both i think
raze667: it should check upon resolution each time.
 BrowneePoints: Intervening If clause
Kadenus: i think it checks during the ability?
 BrowneePoints: you get both
 RandomTrivia: If you like I will present my judge credentials 
 gnome_friend: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Wa_Pox: I am a person in chat and I can't be trusted
  LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature — Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
 MTGRanger: !quote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
 Hexi_Lexi: Prami Con 2021
ChargingFerret: it should be both
 ElissenRedux: Swag Bags 
AlexDrafts: I am a person on chart and I demand trust
Twibbe: Twitchcon 
raze667: My trust comes at a resonable price.
 RandomTrivia: 
FLICK_MTG: "PRAMIKON": The Baby Stroller Con, thrilling
 Hexi_Lexi:  Ben
 Wa_Pox: Nope? that's a card?
 gnome_friend: I cast Nope
toastrz_: god i love pramikon
Dmc3628: Good Ole Nope
Desruprot: Nope?
 sheer_falacy: !card Nope
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Seth_Erickson: unlucky
Vonbane: nope is the color of blue
 PIayswithFlRE: ask voxy about attending Dunge-con
 circusofkirkus: you could always ghost quarter yourself 
Twibbe: Nope spells 
HundreydAundre: Same/Sane G A M E!?
 Seth_Erickson: double unlucky
  r10pez10: write down soulherder
odocoelus: Nope! would make a good future un-card name.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hexi_Lexi: BOO
 BrowneePoints: 5 Whole minutes in the Mana Ball Pit!?
 undeadmetaphor: 
 Wa_Pox: sounds fun
 Dog_of_Myth: Sounds about right
 Seth_Erickson: the best part of any con 
 Ritaspirithntr: Ooo! Refreshing!
TheWanderingNomad: Ah, Line Con
 itomeshi: @odocoelus Some sort of snake/spider/scorpion/ooze/sliver hybrid?
Twibbe: Lines 
 x0den: ah, Supernatural Hell
ClickClicky: isnt that crowleys hell in supernatural?
 BrowneePoints: Yea, there's an If clause so should be poth
 SK__Ren: Are Prami Con East and West are held in the same building?
  LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
 BrowneePoints: both*
Twibbe: Standing in lines *
FLICK_MTG: LOVE IT!!!
odocoelus: @itomeshi I was thinking a counterspell of some kind.
ClickClicky: bye endrik sahr
 circusofkirkus: more thrulls!
 Seth_Erickson: Endrek is only creatures
Dmc3628: not yet
 Seth_Erickson: I believe
Desruprot: its the precious
Dmc3628: Endrek breeds only on creatures casting
RandomTrivia: About to become en-Thrull-ed 
Cavemanhar: everyone see the parallel lives on stick in the next commander set
HundreydAundre: @PlayswithFIRE What's uhh Dunge-con?
 Hexi_Lexi: hey chat, am i the only one getting a lot of buffering? could just be me, just wanna be clear
Dmc3628: Only Six thrulls allowed
ClickClicky: welcome to morgage payments endrik
 gnome_friend: me too @Hexi_Lexi
FLICK_MTG: "The Endrek in Nigh"!
darryldangeroux: @Hexi_Lexi not me
 Wa_Pox: @Hexi_Lexi might be you...
 Diabore: !card endrik
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RandomTrivia: @Hexi_Lexi Stream is fine to me
dpj2009: yay Bounty of Luxa!!!
 Seth_Erickson: I haven't seen any Hexi Lexi
 Diabore: !card edrik sar
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 PIayswithFlRE: @Hexi_Lexi not at the moment; buffered a while ago, but running fine now
Desruprot: Ben directing traffic
 gnome_friend: !card willbender
  LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When Willbender is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
 LurkerSpine: always
 Anexmedia: It could even be a boat
Otsgekee: tutu
Dumori: Could be anything is Willbender
Desruprot: by anything he means willbender
  LRRbot: Miara, Thorn of the Glade [1B] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [1/2] | Whenever Miara, Thorn of the Glade or another Elf you control dies, you may pay {1} and 1 life. If you do, draw a card. / Partner
raze667: it's always willbender
 CaptainSpam: @Hexi_Lexi I haven't seen any buffering, but I have seen individual cameras lag once in a while.
raze667: Especially when willbender is already face up
  LRRbot: Pride of the Perfect [3B] | Enchantment | Elves you control get +2/+0.
 sheer_falacy: swole?
Dog_of_Myth: Swole
 SquirrelEarl: Swole?
darryldangeroux: edgy
Dmc3628: Swole
 Moonspeak721: stronk
 PIayswithFlRE: swole!
 Seth_Erickson: makes them Swole
 DiscordianTokkan: They skipped Leg Day
james_missingtriggers: stonk
toastrz_: sharp elves
 Hexi_Lexi: it seems to be better? fingers crossed
Twibbe: Thicc stronk
dredgyboi: Pride of the perfect is a primed name for a cat tribal card:9
 YeetTheRich_: its just a constant trumpet blast
 korvys: Willbender
  LRRbot: Den Protector [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Creatures with power less than Den Protector's power can't block it. / Megamorph {1}{G} / When Den Protector is turned face up, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 RandomTrivia: Aww, I was hoping it would be Scornful Egotist 
raze667: Not willbender?! I'm shocked
raze667: shocked and dismayes
 gnome_friend: Let's morph in this chromshell crab
 korvys: !findquote crab
  LRRbot: Quote #17: "I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier." —Paul [2015-02-23]
 gnome_friend: 
 Hexi_Lexi: !findquote chromeshell
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: Brawn & Swoll
 RandomTrivia: Tide comes in, brings in card. Tide goes out, reveals land (where mana comes from)
 Hexi_Lexi: !findquote chrome shell
 ElissenRedux: You legit just have to play that card to figure it out lol
 Wa_Pox: I have no idea what's happening
 RandomTrivia: I played plenty of this card
Desruprot: its an on and off switch basically
Konraddo: Ooh!
Twibbe: Choices 
CrimsonAngel931: im just happy to be here
 niccus: if you try to cheat the counters, you don't get anything extra
  LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
 Wa_Pox: @CrimsonAngel931 
 until_may: My money here is on stonehorn dignitary, not ben, just stonehorn
 BrowneePoints: Cultivate again? But that's Cultivnine Serge!
raze667: !findquote ramp
BasiliskXVIII: It really feels like they wanted to make a phasing card but still weren't quite ok with that yet.
 heartofgoldfish: @Hexi_Lexi looking for the "going to morph this chromeshell crab" quote?
Twilight_Spark: Big IF TRUE
 Seth_Erickson: Thieving Amalgam 👀
 BrowneePoints: VOlrath!
 CururuGuasu: I hope Serge draws the ape snake in his deck (Thieving Amalgam).  That thing will be chaos in this kind of game
 YeetTheRich_: ixidron?
 asthanius: MONKEY
Twibbe: Rampy rampy
 circusofkirkus: oooh that's a fun monke
 Seth_Erickson: Stealy Monkey 
james_missingtriggers: yep
 Seth_Erickson: I love this Ape
HundreydAundre: Pls errata this, Wizards.
  r10pez10: sure is serge!
Dmc3628: Thievers
 BrindleBoar: Ape Snake?
 Wa_Pox: 🐍 🔪
 MrTheWalrus: Oh, yeah, that guy
 Hexi_Lexi: @heartofgoldfish yes. any excuse to roast Ian Horner 
  LRRbot: Thieving Amalgam [5BB] | Creature — Ape Snake [6/7] | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library. / Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
theamc2000: Theiving
 asthanius: Great over webcam
 Dumori: Ape Snake gonna get you
Twilight_Spark: Ape Escape?
Twibbe: Ape snek wut
 asthanius: Don't cast it
raze667: 
dredgyboi: woops
 andrew5550tv: LOL
 RandomTrivia: WELP
kamelion84: lol
 asthanius: Just don't do it
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 Kyir: oops
 YeetTheRich_: lmao
 Fruan: Serge no
brendonn: Oh no
imgpw: 
Kreiseler: serge what have you done
james_missingtriggers: pog
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrTheWalrus: F
a_ytp_fan: hooooo boy
 LarkSachrosis: Each opponent's upkeep
noSmokeFire: POOR LIFE CHOICES
Desruprot: 
Dark_Stargazer: 
ChargingFerret: 
 BrindleBoar: WOW
 floki4242: 
Dark_Stargazer: uh oh
  r10pez10: it's pretty bad for webcamcommander
 Dog_of_Myth: Get those Inifintokens ready
 Hexi_Lexi: serge no!
BaconWrapOG: Replace that card with a basic land please
jamesthedabbler: Well
 asthanius: Or just never flip them?
 Wa_Pox: fun times 
 niccus: can we just house-rule to reveal to everyone
Dark_Stargazer: suddenly the game becomes quite complicated
 Walla_ttv: does anyone have removal?
 andrew5550tv: I simply do not see the card :I
amoirsp: color code your opponents and make it 2/2 and tell people to remove top of library ?   OH that's the problem T___T
 damn_i_am_pretty: Oh Serge
 Wa_Pox: @asthanius Serge can flip them for their mana cost 
 Hexi_Lexi: awkward_fart.wav
HundreydAundre: B A R F!!
 asthanius: @Wa_Pox But he can choose not to
 theaggrokrag: ebeyone put you head on your board state, and then serge writes postits
 Wa_Pox: @asthanius where's the fun in that? 
Twibbe: Party party 🥳
a_ytp_fan: nice
 theaggrokrag: niice
 BrindleBoar: 
 Diabore: now chat be cool
 Wa_Pox: I recognize that card 
 YeetTheRich_: holy moly is that an ulamog in bens hand?
 Aenir798: 
 Seth_Erickson: Okay Serge don't forget to draw a card
 RandomTrivia: This is amazing
 LarkSachrosis: Be cool chat 
 theaggrokrag: emotes only chat
 circusofkirkus: this is ridiculous 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh that has to be a clip
Multra0: Thats some lovely cardboard
 DiscordianTokkan: Be COOL, Chat
 damn_i_am_pretty: A Black Lotus?!
 Kyir: it's going to get really weird once there are two manifests from one player
Dmc3628: holy god
 MyrddintheWizard: This is the best
a_ytp_fan: the s y n e r g y
 theaggrokrag:    
 MrTheWalrus: This is both great and terrible
 asthanius: Cool Shaharazad
 Dog_of_Myth: Be cool chat
HundreydAundre: Paul, pls send help...
 gnome_friend: !findquote rat
  LRRbot: Quote #1195: "Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer." —Heather [2015-11-28]
 Walla_ttv: NO SNITHCES
 Wa_Pox: I saw nothing
 Kyir: A piece of exodia?????
RaklarLS: both these precons are very, very good.
 bernardo013: that's goated
Twibbe: Neat
ChargingFerret: awesome chaos orb ben
 Hexi_Lexi: god, this is a headache
 Moonspeak721: someone's gotta kill that ape snake soon, huh?
  r10pez10: serge you might want to label where the manifests are coming from
Twilight_Spark: This can only end well.
a_ytp_fan: this card seems so fun
 MrUglama: this is horrible and super hard to make on camera, thats awesome!
darryldangeroux: it could be willbender
imgpw: S Y N E R G Y
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 Aenir798: I can't believe Ben is playing Black Lotus!
 theaggrokrag: 
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theamc2000: Parhellion II?
superdude097: I didn't know you could play Mox Emerald in Jeskai commander 
Dark_Stargazer: cant believe he had a Pot of Greed in his deck...
 Fruan: Yes Ben, save us from this impossible board state!
 asthanius: KILL IT
 djalternative: I can't believe Serge got Ben's Thundermare
Twilight_Spark: I don't play Magic, but I'm lead to believe it's always Jace?
 Hexi_Lexi: reminder chat, dont be a dong
  r10pez10: INGEST
MoaiGangsta: yeah make a note that is Ben's manifest card specifically
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Ingester [6U] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Imprint — When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / Phyrexian Ingester gets +X/+Y, where X is the exiled creature card's power and Y is its toughness.
Angreed66: All I'll say is I like the art on the exiled card
CptFranisDrake: ingester gos OMNOMNOMN
 BigGiantGoat420: Why is Ben playing mountain goat?
Dmc3628: just a 9/10
 asthanius: thank god
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 theaggrokrag: Look, its an EIGHT
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raze667: You say that Graham... but that ingester is going to eat the table
The_White_Drake: can we submit wrong answers to Serge's mystery card?
a_ytp_fan: ben playing the trading post deck smh
 CururuGuasu: Would have been more fun to copy it
 Hexi_Lexi: THANK YOU ben
 Wa_Pox: just munching on...
 asthanius: Jimmy Eat World
Dmc3628: the middle
 DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Jimmy
Desruprot: om nom nom
j1nxdgh0st: !decklist
Twibbe: 
raze667: the thrulls are 0/1s yes?
  r10pez10: !decklists
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
 Wa_Pox: our master 
MoxBismuth: the thrulls are 1/1s i think
 YeetTheRich_: ye
 Wa_Pox: @raze667 1/1s
zombub: Poor Endrek, he always ends up eaten one way or another
charredspark: if he's such a master, why does he die on his 7th lil buddy?
darryldangeroux: how many counters are on gharial? I think 2 creatures died
raze667: that's... surprisingly swole for a thrull
amoirsp: is there a word that means "eat" but will make it sound more like "exile" rather than "dead" like just now? xD
 NarfBlinko: end step trigger
 Wa_Pox: @charredspark apparently it's in the story...
HundreydAundre: Ben, Whom Eats The World??
Dmc3628: nope Truth can't grow if Ingester exiles them
 DiscordianTokkan: "I didn't expect MY face to get ingested!"
 gnome_friend: The Phyrexians eating people party
 andrew5550tv: 
  r10pez10: C O N S U M E
a_ytp_fan: @raze667 you might call it... swull
 Seth_Erickson: Ohhhhhhh my goooooood
 sheer_falacy: consume
Desruprot: ooooooh mmyyyyyyyyyy god!
 LarkSachrosis: "I never thought the phyrexians would compleat *me*"
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
sylphide_spirit: love that card
 Wa_Pox: if that's ok 
 NarfBlinko: guess Ben decided not to Closet trigger?
MoxBismuth: the closet blinked ingester
Dmc3628: ben did blinked the ingester
 asthanius: Vibin’
Twibbe: 
 circusofkirkus: THE TRUTH GROWS
Mudd_II:    
 NarfBlinko: he said upkeep, guess I misunderstood
HundreydAundre: I feel as if the game was restarted not too long ago.
andrean32:       
 LarkSachrosis: I recently learned I've been misreading Champion of Lambholt's first ability for years.
 Wa_Pox: hits the graveyard I think
 RandomTrivia: So much TRUTH
Angreed66: graham now has zero blockers effectively
  r10pez10: yea this is Game 2
Dmc3628: and then ophio gonna get two sneks
charredspark: you can't escape the truth
 Kyir: Which card is the truth?
 JZahler: And Voxy gets 2 snakes now?
 RandomTrivia: Double Snek!
 andrew5550tv: how come your mom lets you have two snakes?
JeromeFromNH: snek rave
 Seth_Erickson: 2 counters on Lambholdt
amoirsp: the truth has counters on it 
 Fruan: How come your mom lets you have TWO snakes?!
IcyDj: champion?
Dmc3628: and then Champ grows this snowballs
  r10pez10: The Truth is the algae crocodile
superdude097: !card champion of lam
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Champion of the Flame; Champion of Lambholt
Twibbe: TWO sneks
Himyul: I didn't buy ONE snake!!
  r10pez10: oh yeah champion trigger
  LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
a_ytp_fan: two headed snake commander game??? or would that make it a hydra
 JZahler: Champion gets 2 counters now too?
HundreydAundre: @r10pez10 Oh, thk gawb. I would've sus'd a Karn Ult.
superdude097: !card Champion of Lambholt
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
IcyDj: ^
  r10pez10: she gots it chat
dpj2009: serge has a trick up his sleeve for sure
JeromeFromNH: 
 gnome_friend: !findquote vibe
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Wa_Pox: it was indeed anything 
 JZahler: 2 counters not one right?
Twibbe: Positive vibes
charredspark: #gottem
 JZahler: or is it on 2?
 canahedo: It cannot be denied
amoirsp: imagine if you "trade" creatures, but don't get 2 counters from 2 deaths 
theclawmasheen: 2? 2?
 gnome_friend: 
Twibbe: 2 2 2 2
 canahedo: But it can be chump blocked
 niccus: trample + pramikon should let you trample through players
 RandomTrivia: That's ominous
 Seth_Erickson: Gifts 
Williams4jesus: LRRbot with the random LRR quotes in chat feels like the MVP
 circusofkirkus: love this dude
Twibbe: A gift 
  r10pez10: except voxy, who gets two
 sheer_falacy: the dreadsour
  LRRbot: Grismold, the Dreadsower [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, each player creates a 1/1 green Plant creature token. / Whenever a creature token dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Grismold, the Dreadsower.
a_ytp_fan: hooray!
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darryldangeroux: so it's a trampling truther
 RandomTrivia: Tokens EVERYWHERE
Twibbe: Hooray!
 JZahler: Voxy gets 2?
 Seth_Erickson: Voxy's Lambholdt about to pop off
charredspark: the golgari giver, grismold
 freshmaker__: !card parallel lives
  LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
Twibbe: 2 2 2 2
  LRRbot: Seedborn Muse [3GG] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.
HundreydAundre: The stronk'isk mountain of the game!!
Angreed66: Because of how voxy's deck is and the champion all her stuff will effectively be unblockable and clean each person in rotation
 Wa_Pox: ew
  r10pez10: oh no
 undeadmetaphor: seedborn muse 
 Dog_of_Myth: Graham "I'm in trouble"
toastrz_: seedborn muse POG
  r10pez10: oh hey it's the sunflower with sunglasses from that one thing
Williams4jesus: it's amazing....this game in nothing like game 1
  r10pez10: woow
 Kyir: Ben, hating on snakes
 gnome_friend: !findquote plant
  LRRbot: Quote #1942: "Why do we care about the reproduction of plants?" —Cori [2016-02-22]
Williams4jesus: amazing cause the decks are the same.
charredspark: "get ur shit together" - ben, to serge
 Seth_Erickson: Serge and Ben's plants are friends 
 Wa_Pox: @Williams4jesus but also 100 cards singleton, so...
  r10pez10: it's the beauty of commander
Williams4jesus: @wa_pox ....it's still amazing
MasterShley: What are those tokens being drawn on?
  r10pez10: the willherder
noSmokeFire: "I can kill this alien horror from another reality, or a closet"
  r10pez10: MasterShley i think they are InfiniTokens
  r10pez10: basically laminated cardstock that you can use dry-erase markers on
  LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
 Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 You are correct
charredspark: the tardis wardrobe module is destroyed
zombub: Now Ben's creatures can't come out of the closet D:
 gnome_friend: @noSmokeFire It's a demon magic closet
MasterShley: Thanks @r10pez10 
  r10pez10: "yes :3"
Angreed66: the combat negator would've been my target... the bounce i redundant
L334_M0N: 
JeromeFromNH: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
kamelion84: lol
Twibbe: Neat 
HundreydAundre: s u l k b e n d e r
 circusofkirkus: the truth comes for everyone, Serge
  LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
charredspark: "the truth will effing kill you" - benjamin franklin
  LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
BeardedSpaghet: what amazing art on Soulherder
 JZahler: Graham and Serge are just ablative armor for Ben
HundreydAundre: Four now....
 BrowneePoints: Seb McKinnon does good work @BeardedSpaghet
scopi778: tapping 2 different directions
 gnome_friend: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Williams4jesus:  sad robot
a_ytp_fan: monarch!
 Dog_of_Myth: All hail the King
 RandomTrivia: Yeah! The crown is ihere!
Kaorti: but y he sad?
  r10pez10: *zop* crown tech
 Wa_Pox: 
MajorFrostbyte: Hell yeah, call out
 Ivalenz_:  
CptFranisDrake: Long live the King/Queen!
Twibbe: Sadge robo
JeromeFromNH: 
charredspark: oops, you dropped this
  r10pez10: *zop* crown away
zombub: 
Twibbe: 
  r10pez10: 500% accuracy
ChargingFerret: no, its not a trigger
  r10pez10: seedborn often goes infinite
 RandomTrivia: Nope. Seedborn Muse is a static effect
 Fruan: It's not a trigger
jubeisamurai444: Seedvorn is not a trigger
MasterShley: That looks like 517 
 RandomTrivia: It's not a trigger, it's just something that you do
 RandomTrivia: 
 gnome_friend: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
HundreydAundre: IT hath b e g u n. (soon...)
 Wa_Pox: go Voxy!
 Wa_Pox: 
  r10pez10: dragon
  LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 Wa_Pox: 
 circusofkirkus: the champion is huge
Twibbe: Go Voxy go 
a_ytp_fan: hooooooooo boy
Jadaris: yeah there is no way they'd put an infinite mana combo in a precon lol
  r10pez10: hey graham u ok
amoirsp: an easier way to remember is that untap step is like, one of the worst phases to really do anything.
 Seth_Erickson: can't help but notice voxy isn't only drawing lands what a delusion of the band
Williams4jesus: 
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
Kadenus: well goodnight graham it was a good life
Dmc3628: yes Prosh and Parallel
 RandomTrivia: The Champion is now a BIG BIG
 BrowneePoints: quick someone kill Pramikon!
  r10pez10: grahm making some good gifwork there
 RandomTrivia: Slay the Doom Rhombus!
Angreed66: Without removal voxy can't kill ben
CptFranisDrake: Champion go smash
  r10pez10: !clip
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 fcloud: here lies graham stark. he had a good run
MoxBismuth: at least, until she goes through graham and serge
 BrowneePoints: I've played enough D&D to know to dispel Wall of Force on sight
 sheer_falacy: owies
charredspark: the walls are closing in on graham
 BrowneePoints: first comes Wall of Force, then comes Sphere of Annihilation
darryldangeroux: 18
Fenrir_Azazel: 18/18 isnt it, enters as a 1/1
 freshmaker__: I think the writing is on the wall for this game. 
Twibbe: 
 Seth_Erickson: !card Wall of Force
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Kaorti: #lrrGoToPramicon
chaostreader: The Pramicon flys. Voxy can kill it, I believe.
 BrowneePoints: @Seth_Erickson the D&D spell
 MyrddintheWizard: !card campion of lamb
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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 hd_dabnado: Love swingy moments in commander like this one
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 Dog_of_Myth: [Voxy is okay with this]
 Seth_Erickson: ah I see where I made my wrong turn 
Angreed66: As long as voxy relies on combat to win she won't be able to stopthe combat step creature blink
Fenrir_Azazel: !card champion of Lambholt
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
MasterShley: Clearly Graham needs more bears
 Wa_Pox: D:
amoirsp: pramikon can fly
 MyrddintheWizard: Cheers @Fenrir_Azazel
a_ytp_fan: looooool
 BrowneePoints: Also the FR set BETTER have a wrath called Sphere of Annihilation
Desruprot: a flying wall
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 pn55: Haha!
 Wa_Pox: secret flying 
amoirsp: it's a bad wall if it couldn't fly
 Seth_Erickson: rampart in the sky
Twibbe: 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftStupidChimpanzeeRiPepperonis-nWK3Ue32bqsTeNfY
amoirsp: I guess by that logic that wall could have had reach.
  LRRbot: Lys Alana Huntmaster [2GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
EmberNeo: wait wtf, I come in and see a clogged board. my kind of commander game!
 Wa_Pox:   
 BrowneePoints: Rampart in the Sky with Rhombus...
Dog_of_Myth: @EmberNeo And this is game 2
Twilight_Spark: This Undertale card game is simple: Kill or be killed. 
EmberNeo: Oh sweet. I'll be waiting for the youtube VOD to watch game 1
  LRRbot: Timberwatch Elf [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
  r10pez10: what happens if PramiCon 2026 gets flickered mid-combat
 Spanked42: Is this a new game or did Surge come back from 1hp?
a_ytp_fan: new game lol
EmberNeo: this is the kind of board that I'd love to drop Poison Tip Archer and then blow the board up
 BrowneePoints: quick wrath while he doesn't have a 2nd blue!
Angreed66: You have a ghost quarter
  r10pez10: this is Game 2 yea
 Spanked42: Thanks @a_ytp_fan
 Fruan: @r10pez10 It only matters for declaring attacks. Flickering it after that does nothing.
  LRRbot: Tezzeret's Gambit [3{U/P}] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then proliferate.
 RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Changing the chosen direction doesn't make already declared attacks illegal
Twibbe: 
 korvys: !findquote gamb
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  r10pez10: ah okay thanks
Kadenus: you could ghost quarter your own land for a blue i gues
 BrowneePoints: Serge summons words from Parallel Universes
Desruprot: also Proliferate?
 gnome_friend: 
amoirsp: actually do you have to announce you pay the phyrexian mana?
MoaiGangsta: no proliferate? ok cool cool
NarfBlinko: proliferate
 JZahler: No profilterate ?
 fcloud: "cast mana"
EmberNeo: Sssssssecretssssss
 GhostValv: 
amoirsp: 3 mana and pay 2 life and draw 2
 RandomTrivia: 
LunarRai: Even if I don't, the rest of chat does which saves me.
Twibbe: It’s fine it’s fine
amoirsp: otherwise it's 4 bana draw 2 XD
  r10pez10: tezz doesn't bet
amoirsp: *mana
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Ivalenz_: !findquote gambit
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Wa_Pox: Delicious Tezzeret's Gumbo 
Angreed66: Serge making bad decisions
 Fruan: Tezzerets Gamble - Tutor for an artifact, then discard a card at random.
Himyul: the truth has shroud, right?
 shendaras: Shroud?
 Seth_Erickson: can he target the truth?
EmberNeo: Tezzeret balls in the casino
 Dumori: Truth can't get bigger it targets
  r10pez10: what about benjamin's stuff
 randombillfolds: Alternatively, Tezzeret's Gambol.
 BrowneePoints: He's Profiterole!
  r10pez10: i think Proliferate is Choose
BeardedSpaghet: Tezzeret got banned from the casino
 fcloud: kill you, kill me ~~ kill us together, that's the way it should be ~~
 GhostValv: more like nerf herder 
frozenphoenix7: What *about* your Soulherder Benjamin?
Twibbe: Choices
 freshmaker__: Tezzeret's Gamble {PU} Sorcery. Search your library for a card then discard a card at random and shuffle. Proliferate.
HundreydAundre: Serge looks at Profilerate: You half more than ONE job!?
Angreed66: Serge bringing himself 2 turns closer to death 1 skipped for the extra turn for graham's demise and another for his own
  LRRbot: Opulent Palace | Land | Opulent Palace enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
darryldangeroux: should work
 RandomTrivia: Yes
Kadenus: yeah
BeardedSpaghet: yes
amoirsp: Ye
  r10pez10: seems fine
frozenphoenix7: Yes
 WhatCo: sounds right
Cavemanhar: yes
thehokeypokey: isn't Serge a judge?
 Wa_Pox: more plants! 
 RandomTrivia: @thehokeypokey shhh 
JeromeFromNH: plants! 
 fcloud: i wasnt listening. but if i had, that would have sounded completely correct
 Wa_Pox: broccoli's a plant...
frozenphoenix7: Just draw a bunch of trees
fistfulofchex:  
 circusofkirkus: broccoli is still a plant!
Twibbe: So many tokens yey! 
 sheer_falacy: love the sunglasses theme
 Dumori: Cool Broccoli!
charredspark: do wispy woods
Twilight_Spark: Veggie Tales has gotten wild.
HundreydAundre: floral droppings. Strange name for a card, butt-kay.
noSmokeFire: one per head
 fcloud: choose two
 Wa_Pox: that's too many hats 
 circusofkirkus: draw bob the tomato
  r10pez10: TIL Serge has three heads
BeardedSpaghet: what about the fourth hat? being a cool dude!
 Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
andrew5550tv: 
Twibbe: Hats 
a_ytp_fan: serge playing hat tribal
 RandomTrivia: PAUL
EmberNeo: Serge's head can only ever fit 2 hats
 DiscordianTokkan: Streaming is EXTREMELY hard
LunarRai: Have you considered stacking the hats on top of each other?
frozenphoenix7: I thought you were a coffee aficionado too?
 pn55: Absolutely fair Serge.
 andrew5550tv: may i take your hat sir?
Kadenus: no need to worry, we will judge (for) you serge
amoirsp: actually a judge is supposed to be an impartial third party, so serge judging his own game is counterintuitive.
 fcloud: Serge's card text reads Choose Two
  r10pez10: s u c c
 Wa_Pox: Can Voxy take his hat sir?
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
Akaname83: @voxy I think you get 2 more plants and counters
ChargingFerret: why does ben have 3 plants?
Angreed66: Why does the pot have glasses
 Anexmedia: @LoadingReadyRun Ask voxy about her creepy Ashiok plant
 freshmaker__: I'm a normal guy. I put on my hats one foot at a time, just like you.
Akaname83: cuz they double
  r10pez10: i hear the irrigated farmland floods each turn
darryldangeroux: @Voxy you got 4 plants total
LunarRai: Although, if the magic player hat is wearing the judge hat, does that make the hat a judge and not Serge?
darryldangeroux: new
 SnowBuddy18: Sunny G(lasses)
 YeetTheRich_: blocking plants photosynthesis by giving them sunglasses
a_ytp_fan: i am groot
Konraddo: @ChargingFerret add 2 because of resonator?
HundreydAundre: Serge, a Benevolent Monster.
EmberNeo: I am Groot
Twibbe: Groot
noSmokeFire: groot has some bart simpson energy, tbh
Fenrir_Azazel: WE ARE GROOT
 freshmaker__: that groot is extremely good.
  r10pez10: ???
 F1SHOR: i couldnt even play magic properly while entertaining almost 1k people so its fair serge focuses on what hes doing lol
 YeetTheRich_: oh boy
 control_rig: Oh no
ChargingFerret: @Konraddo yeah, realized I forgot about the doubled trogger
 Wa_Pox: the sky noodle! 
  r10pez10: that means the plant would be growing out of the head
toastrz_: POG
 RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
a_ytp_fan: the sky nomad
ChargingFerret: sky noodle
 EJGRgunner: WE ARE GROOT
fistfulofchex: Ew, Yorion
 andrew5550tv: noodle 
  LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
 ElissenRedux: @r10pez10 The pot is the bottom half of a head lol
FLICK_MTG: lol!
Twibbe: Eww Yorion
 niccus: time to cheat in containment priest
charredspark: sky noodle is here to doodle
FLICK_MTG: Noodle-Free Zone!!!
HundreydAundre: Yori!? Yesh! PLZZZ, DEW IT.
  r10pez10: what about the plants
Blasharga_: wait, what is Voxy's graveyard ?
a_ytp_fan: i just realized ive never looked at the yorion art before
Dmc3628: no one else CAN run containment
 Wa_Pox: yep
HundreydAundre: Yea...
a_ytp_fan: flicker yorion????
frozenphoenix7: You cannot flicker with Soulherder something that just came in fyi
ChargingFerret: flicker yorion is amazing
 sheer_falacy: has to target the soul herder ability
frozenphoenix7: Since Soulherder requires a target
thehokeypokey: still have to choose targets before they come back
ChargingFerret: but you can't flicker any of the new stuff
 circusofkirkus: not going to eat the thing that can kill the flier?
charredspark: bounce house: online
Ratchet215: doesnt he need to announce the target before yorion stuff comes back in?
 gnome_friend: 
frozenphoenix7: For Soulherder, yes he does.
 circusofkirkus: yorion or Pramikon
  r10pez10: or a plant?
HundreydAundre: Ben proclaims as the only cmdr in white
 RakdosDragon88: is there a reason ben didnt eat the champion
Olomag: Doesnt ingestor only care about base p/t? (It just looks at it in exile, not counters)
 circusofkirkus: 4 counters
 gnome_friend: Cool and good
Fenrir_Azazel: 4 one for yorion too
 circusofkirkus: because yorion flickered too
Angreed66: G is dead
 NarfBlinko: 8
IcyDj: why didnt you save graham ben? 
angus_the_chap: Also a counter for Ingester exiling the Grismold?
  r10pez10: the attack threat
ChargingFerret: metamorph in hand?
chaostreader: 4 counters. One from Yorion getting exiled
Angreed66: The ingestor isn't the problem it's the creature that takes combats
 zuchen_120: “The exile zone...” pick up your infinitokens, Ben...
 NarfBlinko: yes, one more for grismold
  r10pez10: oop camera knock
Mbdonkey: !decklist
crabgoneberry:   
  r10pez10: !decklists
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
 Fruan: Hubris!
 ContingentCat: hey chat out of context yellow or orange?
HundreydAundre: Wow. Ben! the semi-Teferi's protection!?
code1300: Who combAt got skipped
  LRRbot: Elvish Skysweeper [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | {4}{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature with flying.
CptFranisDrake: soulherder should have been getting +1/+1s for everything Phyrexian ingester eats
 gnome_friend: @ContingentCat yellow
Dmc3628: no blocks allowed
a_ytp_fan: orange @ContingentCat
  r10pez10: champion is not obligated, no
Dmc3628: Champion is just a static
  r10pez10: it just wants to
frozenphoenix7: Who got Stonehorn'd?
 Wa_Pox: 
Desruprot: Serge
CptFranisDrake: serge
icefinch: oh?
Dmc3628: Serge got Rhinoed
JeromeFromNH: 
 RandomTrivia: Woah
  r10pez10: guest win!!
HundreydAundre: Hau grease-see G R E E D
frozenphoenix7: Ah.  Well then.
 Wa_Pox: "not to be dramatic"
 andrew5550tv: oh worm? 
 ContingentCat: @gnome_friend thanks, yellow nail polish it is
Twibbe: Yey 
crabgoneberry: Hey Voxy people! 
  r10pez10: god that's a pretty prosh
Twibbe: Go Voxy go 
AlexDrafts:    
Desruprot: since the champion was never eaten
 andrew5550tv: @crabgoneberry oh hai mark 
 EJGRgunner: Hoof?
crabgoneberry: 
 Wa_Pox: go Voxy go!
  LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
code1300: Who combat got skipped
 CaptainSpam: Graham, did you just drop a hot Snoopy Come Home reference on us?
 gnome_friend inhales a kobold
 RandomTrivia: P/T numbers go BRRRR
 Wa_Pox: 
 NarfBlinko: serge combat skipped
Cavemanhar: maybe should have targeted voxy with the no combat step
  r10pez10: hahahaha
 misspokeycat: noo blocks allowed _or birds_
 fcloud: she's still in her pump step
code1300: Yah
Twibbe: 
crabgoneberry: Prossh goes BRRRR
Dmc3628: we have yet to announce intentions of violence phase
MajorFrostbyte: Voxy going off
  Graham_LRR: @captainspam hell yeah
 pn55: 
chesul: now is the time for a bounce spell on the champion?
 CaptainSpam: @Graham_LRR Niiiiiice.
 Wa_Pox: gotta digest all these kobolds...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ChargingFerret: she should have 2 more plants, because she forgot to get the extra two from the doubled trigger
Angreed66: To kill 2 voxy needs a fling variant or removal for pramikon
LunarRai: You wanna know how he gets out of the coma? A nice jog. Through an enemy's life total.
 fcloud: you've heard of summoning sickness? meet tryptophan sickness
 Wa_Pox: everybody's tapped out but Ben?
 sblue333: y unblockable?
Twibbe: 
ChargingFerret: @Angreed66 pramikon is dead
 Wa_Pox: @sblue333 cause of the Champion
LunarRai: @sblue333 Champion makes all her creatures unblockable by creatures with less power.
Fenrir_Azazel: !card champion of lambholt
  LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
Crustymilk666: has Voxy considered Vorinclex in this deck?
superdude097: What is Champion's power?
Twibbe: Death incoming in the skies
HundreydAundre: UN-flippin' b l o c k a b l e!!
 Wa_Pox: @Crustymilk666 she hasn't updated her list in a while
  r10pez10: Champion is at something like 22
Twibbe: 
 WhatCo: monkaS
 Walla_ttv: Smorc
RobustLaser: this seems fine
code1300: Please have bounce
 misspokeycat: DOUBLE KILL *kill kill kill*
 sblue333: oohhhhhh holy I always thought champion's first ability only referred to itself!
  LRRbot: Long Road Home [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
a_ytp_fan: prosh goes on a journey
 pn55: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good time for a fling
  r10pez10: and everyone was fine!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NarfBlinko: counter on herder
M3tts: voxF
GirlPainting: 
  r10pez10: hey graham what other plants did you have in mind
 SquirrelEarl: And Graham dies the the Truth
Twibbe: Death
 NarfBlinko: should have 10 counters total
darryldangeroux: 21
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Ingester [6U] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Imprint — When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / Phyrexian Ingester gets +X/+Y, where X is the exiled creature card's power and Y is its toughness.
 NarfBlinko: now 11 counters
 randombillfolds: Mm. A breakfast of champions.
 sheer_falacy: 1/1 for ingester?
raze667: ingester looks at the card
jubeisamurai444: Just +1 +1
 misspokeycat: don't eat the delicious cards
 fcloud: when a card leaves the battlefield due to long road home, does it retain any counters?
ChargingFerret: the ingester only gets the printed p/t of the card
canadianbac0nz: ingester uses the printed power and toughness
CptFranisDrake: soulherder should get a counter from the ingester too
 stupidforgames: creature "card"'s power and toughness
icefinch: 1/1
Dmc3628: just printed
 RandomTrivia: It constantly checks the object in exile
 mastershake29x: @fcloud no
 Fruan: Voxy cannot be trusted with combat steps.
Twibbe: Rood
 circusofkirkus: should soul herder have another counter?
Dmc3628: and thus Ulmer has once again won the webcam game
 sheer_falacy: isn't Ben the one avenging you?
 Ivalenz_: Benlash
Dmc3628: Nerf Ulmer he's own the  past 3 sessions
grometty: you, you dare defend yourself?
 sheer_falacy: so you only want Serge to win
 NarfBlinko: Soulherder should have 11 counters
 YeetTheRich_: i also want serge to win
 DeM0nFiRe: 
n3ther: graham sounded very upset
 Wa_Pox: 
Twibbe: I am 
a_ytp_fan: the monarch has arrived!
Dmc3628: and now Ben gonna stuff the jails
Dmc3628: unless you play your own Monarchy cards
Angreed66: Ben should have some sort of combat lock on board
Twibbe: 
 Wicker_Guide: dealing damage to ben makes you the monarch
 sheer_falacy: it's a very violent monarchy
  r10pez10: there's also a weird thing that happens when the monarch leaves the game
icefinch: punch ben that is how
EclipseMeteor: hope voxy knows parallel lives spiked super hard in price
CptFranisDrake: Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder.
 sheer_falacy: high turnover rate
Fenrir_Azazel: you punch them and steal the crown from their head
ChargingFerret: !soulherder
  r10pez10: !card Soulherder
  LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 circusofkirkus: shouldn't it be larger from the palace jailer exile?
CptFranisDrake: yes
 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: 2 on voxy's turn too
CptFranisDrake: and from ingester
ChargingFerret: soul herder should be an 12/12 because of the exiling of the champion, prosh and the jailer
  LRRbot: Biomass Mutation [X{G/U}{G/U}] | Instant | Creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn.
 fcloud: ben's job is "do cool stuff". killing people is voxy's responsibility
  LRRbot: Great Oak Guardian [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [4/5] | Flash / Reach / When Great Oak Guardian enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls get +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap them.
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Take the road meat.
 gnome_friend: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
 Wa_Pox: 
Twibbe:  
  LRRbot: Flood of Recollection [UU] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Flood of Recollection.
 JZahler: That's the power of Mean Girls teamwork!
oatway: every day voxy wakes up and chooses violence, every day ben wakes up and chooses nonviolence
JeromeFromNH: 
 andrew5550tv: "not now flood of recollection, im trying to sleep"
 BrowneePoints: PTSD from standard
philippekav: fair magic
  r10pez10: !addquote (Voxy) [Now] I will take the line of violence, sure.
  LRRbot: New quote #7555: "I will take the line of violence, sure." —Voxy [2021-04-02]
 Radyin: A "remembering the embarrassing things I did in school" card needs to be in Strixhaven.
MyBestHat: yuck
Twibbe: Not the flood 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Haha, (silently loathes self)
Dmc3628: skip combat
 SK__Ren: Nice middle finger there Ben
 ContingentCat: !findquote combat
  LRRbot: Quote #7387: "So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!" —Jacob [2020-12-07]
 Dumori: Wait can Ben just look the table out of fighting back?
 andrew5550tv: snakes 
 Seth_Erickson: How can Voxy choose violence when Ben says no 
 fcloud: hahaha
 Wa_Pox: 
HundreydAundre: acceptabl-ish delayed snapcasting
 BrowneePoints: Yea this is bringing back memories of Dignitary/Venser planeswalker loops
Twibbe: Not my snek sadge
a_ytp_fan: no step on snek
 andrew5550tv: he was an innocent snake merchant and you EXILED HIM
Ratchet215: ben dont forget to draw for monarch
Fenrir_Azazel: voxy upset and cant even punch
charredspark: now you done did it
Dmc3628: despite all the rage
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: time for Voxy's revenge
 wikisome: if only Serg's deck included the Pickle Lock
 Wa_Pox: this is gonna get resolved behind a Chilis
 Seth_Erickson: 
luckvamp: 
 ContingentCat: I'm sure the snake is in good hands with Ben, it gets to make friends
 asthanius: "We couldn't get any white onions, cause of the war!"
 Wa_Pox: 
 ElissenRedux: 
  r10pez10: "onion on my belt" and "lisa needs braces" are from the same episode
 Radyin: The rhino is telling the horse joke?
MoaiGangsta: so creatures died, so the Truth should be bigger?
 fcloud: i understood that reference!
 UWDJohn: I heard Just Junding 'em Out works.
 RakdosDragon88: does flickering jailer not return prossh as it left th bf
fistfulofchex:   
 control_rig: 16?!
Twibbe: 
 asthanius: "Gimme five bees for a quarter, we'd say"
 pn55: 
Dmc3628: yeah paralell
 circusofkirkus: RakdosDragon88 jailer returns when Ben loses the monarch
 wikisome: @RakdosDragon88 not anymore
 misspokeycat: parallel lives is a heck of a card
 ElissenRedux: @RakdosDragon88 Its when someone else becomes the monarch
 gnome_friend: I anger
  r10pez10: it's very hard to move the monarchy when you can't attack
dimensaur: Ben woke up and choose bureaucracy
 MadWolf1290: !card prossh
  LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 gnome_friend: 
 RandomTrivia: Sea goes out, reveals land where mana comes from...
 Seth_Erickson: might be time to copy your bounty of the luxa serge
 JZahler: It will be epic if Voxy wins with a fling effect
 andrew5550tv: 
 Seth_Erickson: sea goes out and you add mana serge
HundreydAundre: >_<
 Agi_Lily: !decklists
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
Twibbe: 
MoaiGangsta: did Voxy catch the counters for the deaths of the plant tokens and the soulherder?
 gnome_friend: Hrrrnn?
dimensaur: I love the pramikon deck though
 YeetTheRich_: serge woke up chose to make everyone paint cute flowers
  LRRbot: Volrath, the Shapestealer [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter [7/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / {1}: Until your next turn, Volrath, the Shapestealer becomes a copy of target creature with a counter on it, except it's 7/5 and it has this ability.
 Seth_Erickson: Volrath is mega Pog
 laikagoat: oh yeah, truth should get 3 counters
  r10pez10: any counter?
darryldangeroux: any counter?
Dmc3628: any
 fcloud: "becomes a copy" and 7/5
icefinch: ben is basically just slowly lowering a rock on the other 2
Dmc3628: that is also tru
 sheer_falacy: yup
 Radyin: You don't have a beginning of combat.
darryldangeroux: yup, no phase
 Wa_Pox: I guess so...
 RandomTrivia: It absolutely means triggered abilities don't trigger
Kadenus: yeah you don't get any combat things
 asthanius: Combat can't begin if there's no combat
 Wicker_Guide: it does mean that
SeismicLawns: if you have no combat you can't have a beginning of combat
TheLonelyGinger777: no triggers, no combat phase
 DiscordianTokkan: Can't have a beginning of combat if you skip it
 Fruan: What would they trigger in, Serge? You go from main to second main
 Wa_Pox: the poor plants...
 WhatCo: not the houseplants Sadge
darryldangeroux: it's a may ability for the deaths anyway
nightraven949: so you skip begin combat its not even begin combat skip combat end combat?
 fcloud: can ben keep locking both other players down every turn?
 Wicker_Guide: he can try
darryldangeroux: @fcloud not currently
  r10pez10: go from first main, feel no need to fight, go to second main
 until_may: I still feel like Graham has this
nightraven949: Ah jeskai, how I don't miss playing against you
  LRRbot: Sneak Attack [3R] | Enchantment | {R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.
icefinch: ok
brendonn: Oh boy
Twibbe: Not agane the flickering 
Dmc3628: No it doesn't No one stole kingdom from ben
chaostreader: @fcloud No. But with his commander he can essentially.
Desruprot: @control_rig nope they come back when the monarchy is lost
a_ytp_fan: @control_rig it stays untiil ben loses monarch
 control_rig: Ooooohhh right
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 misspokeycat: Can't wait for next PramiKon!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, misspokeycat! (Today's storm count: 69)
nightraven949: This is starting to look like jer's one highlander deck
control_rig: Sorry
Twibbe: Sneaky sneaky
 Radyin: !decklists
  LRRbot: (2 April 2021: Commander) Tonight's Decklists: Graham - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/kaldheim-commander-decklists-2021-01-20#elven_empire Serge - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3885971 Ben - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/prami-con-2021/ Voxy - https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-11-18-wtV-prosh/
oatway: graham escaped into the tranquility of oblivion
  LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature — Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 Wa_Pox: it's back 
 circusofkirkus: well this is a thing
a_ytp_fan: now ben can lock them out
 fcloud: Ulmer II: The Flickering
 sheer_falacy: soul herder target first
 Field94:  my opponent is playing stacks
HundreydAundre: Cheap Karmies
Twibbe: Rood
 RandomTrivia: Ben is taking so many game actions!
 Wa_Pox: @JZahler yep, it's gonna come to Fling topdeck 
 Radyin: Ben, you know the way out. Concede.
 Nightecho06: Stax in a nutshell
IcyDj: thats a soft lock though xD
nightraven949: Ben either find a way to finish the game or let people attack
Tantaburs: ben doing powerful nothing
Dmc3628: meanwhile Karmic Guide will be headed off ot the yard
darryldangeroux: just gotta draw a blood artist
 SquirrelEarl: He needs an ETB drainer
icefinch: its too bad ben doesn't have impact tremmors
 Wa_Pox: Voxy has outs...
MoaiGangsta: CHANDRA'S IGNITION
 gnome_friend: Do you have wraths?
 freshmaker__: hmmm stax.. 
 circusofkirkus: chandra's ignition is an out
 Field94: unless voxy has fling
IcyDj: ben flickering yorion locks them out
 Seth_Erickson: there are board wipes right
 IDYNGR4NDM4ST3R: Ben will eventually run out of deck
v01d10: or etb damage besides his combustible
nightraven949: Does Voxy have a Wrath?
 YeetTheRich_: serges precon has ixidron right?
nightraven949: I think a Wrath is the only way out of this
Dmc3628: a Fling can do something
 Roger_Job329: you can win outside of combat possibly
nightraven949: @YeetTheRich_ yes he has an ixadron
Desruprot: giving it the old college try
 misspokeycat: food chain will do it too
 wikisome: Did ben mess up by flickering Karmic Guide instead of Yorion?
 sheer_falacy: soul herder trigger?
Cavemanhar: !card restoration angel
  LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 ElissenRedux: Voxy has a couple possible outs in this list, pretty sure
 circusofkirkus: sneak attack trigger?
icefinch: karmic guide sneak attack?
  r10pez10: it got flickered
 andrew5550tv: show us Thud
Desruprot: Karmic was blinked
 MadWolf1290: karmic guide flickered
 Wa_Pox: someone slide a swamp on her side of the table...
Twibbe: Swamp swamp
icefinch: ok thanks for explination
Dmc3628: put the Urborg ticker
 fcloud: there's board clears, there's effects that kill lands, it's definitely possible in theory for serge or voxy to win. not sure if it's possible with their actual decks
HundreydAundre: Ye, I figured Karm-Soul twoes.
 RandomTrivia: Them's fightin' words!
thehokeypokey: what did Ben get with the second karmic guide
Desruprot: all the kobolds
Twibbe: Let’s go Voxy 
 Field94: 20 0/1 food tokens
noSmokeFire: by god, 20 kobolds! that's an entire 0 power!
  r10pez10: the mindclaw shaman with the second karmic guide
 MrTheWalrus: Thassa lotta kobolds
 andrew5550tv: tragic
 the_card_father: And I thought my win with my Orvar deck tonight was gross. This feels rough. Much love to all suffering under the Ben-pire.
  r10pez10: BEN NO
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 korvys: !card mindclaw
  LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
 ElissenRedux: OOF
n3ther: voxy isn't happy lol
 sheer_falacy: you knew he had it
 RandomTrivia: SO RUDE
 Wa_Pox: we knew he had it 
AlexDrafts: Teach them the American way, Voxy
 YeetTheRich_: the feeling when ben says "um" in your upkeep
 pn55: 
 gnome_friend: !findquote damn
  LRRbot: Quote #404: "Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!" —James [2015-07-02]
a_ytp_fan: brutal
Desruprot: xD
HundreydAundre: OP, NOE
 fcloud: ben is so good
Twibbe: Noooh
darryldangeroux: nice
Twibbe: So rood
 DiscordianTokkan: Ben chooses violence after all! 
 sheer_falacy: oof
 Tiber727: Gosh darn it!
 heartofgoldfish: this is the crossover ive always wAnted
nightraven949: GravePact is spooky
 Wicker_Guide: !card deathbringer
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Deathbringer Regent; Deathbringer Thoctar; Deathbringer Liege
 gualdhar: is this like PG13, where they're allowed one "fuck"? cuz that was the perfect place
nightraven949: Well we technically have 2 outs
charredspark: just what the thoctar ordered
 Wa_Pox: plan is still online 
 Wicker_Guide: !card deathbringer thoctar
  LRRbot: Deathbringer Thoctar [4BR] | Creature — Zombie Beast [3/3] | Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Deathbringer Thoctar. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Deathbringer Thoctar: It deals 1 damage to any target.
 DiscordianTokkan: Throctar, Texas Ranger
v01d10: I'm surprised ben doesn't have Ranar or cosmic intervention in his deck
 Seth_Erickson: Crocodile gets a counter
Desruprot: I think she still needs a sac outlet
 Field94: !card ixidron
  LRRbot: Ixidron [3UU] | Creature — Illusion [*/*] | As Ixidron enters the battlefield, turn all other nontoken creatures face down. / Ixidron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of face-down creatures on the battlefield.
Dmc3628: Ixidron would be hilarious
  r10pez10: just a quick check, Strionic Resonator only hits your stuff right
jamesthedabbler: Ordered this wrong
n3ther: yes a removal spell 
jamesthedabbler: Shoulda cast the other cards first
  r10pez10: !card Strionic Resonator
  LRRbot: Strionic Resonator [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
HundreydAundre: Dammit, noe! If we know the Endgame it might never happen!!
 fcloud: a FAMILY of removal spells. or, if you will, a MURDER.
 EJGRgunner: Bounty trigger
 Wa_Pox: @Desruprot that's Prossh, but it won't last until her turn...
 RandomTrivia: I feel like my mnemonic has only confused Serge more
 RandomTrivia: Oops
 Wicker_Guide: !card bounty of the sea
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 fcloud: @mods, are things people say during desert bus eligible for the quote database?
 Wicker_Guide: !card bounty
  LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 Seth_Erickson: yeah Serge has flipped the moniker
Vonbane: luxa
  Juliamon: fcloud Sure are
 RandomTrivia: !card bounty of the luxa
  LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
  r10pez10: i'm pretty sure lots of DB stuff is in there
  Juliamon: I specifically add a lot of DB quotes
   Anubis169: defo 
thehokeypokey: echo on karmic?
 fcloud: ok thanks
 StreetRach: Echo?
raze667: scho
raze667: *echo
Twibbe: 
   Anubis169: fcloud: though don't expect any of the people that say them to remember having said them 
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   Anubis169: Desert Bus is a bit of a blur
 Wicker_Guide: something died
  r10pez10: generally that's the whole quote DB
 Wicker_Guide: for Voxy
  r10pez10: *quote database
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CptFranisDrake: trigger for voxy
 LadyMCHall: Geez Ben
GirlPainting: ECHO...echo...cho...ho...o
 RandomTrivia: BEN NO! You monster!
Dmc3628: welp there's the hyper tornado
 JZahler: Croc gets a counter , something dies
 Wa_Pox: oh...
n3ther: keep it going!
  r10pez10: oh
 andrew5550tv: counter POG
 bernardo013: loooooool
a_ytp_fan: lets go serge!!!!
Dmc3628: Trish
kamelion84: wow
 ElissenRedux: POG
 ContingentCat: speaking of DB did everyone see the date of DB2021 was announced?
  LRRbot: Stratus Dancer [1U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [2/1] | Flying / Megamorph {1}{U} / When Stratus Dancer is turned face up, counter target instant or sorcery spell.
 Wa_Pox: oh!
Twibbe: 
 asthanius: STIFLE
Twibbe: A chance
 Wa_Pox: 
 Wa_Pox: oh!
Dmc3628: has to be a stifle
  LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
  r10pez10: OH
 RandomTrivia: POGGERS
 Nightecho06: Is this Ben's final form?
zeathean: he can still do that in responce to the monster voxy plays
 RandomTrivia: The tech!
 Wa_Pox: I'm at maximum pucker
luckvamp: moment of truth
 ElissenRedux: The SUSSPENSE
kamelion84: omg
zeathean: if he does not do it now
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 RandomTrivia: THE TECH
MoaiGangsta: oh my GOD
Coogrr: or a copy spell I guess
  r10pez10: yes voxy yes
MRTY123: Voidmage husher maybe?
 ContingentCat: wow
 DeM0nFiRe: 
a_ytp_fan: morphs for the win!
 wikisome: see chat this is why you run Stifle
Twibbe: 
chesul: so, you're saying there's a chance.
 misspokeycat: disallow maybe?
 Unas84: there's a feew other cards that have it
 Wa_Pox: GO VOXY GO!
HundreydAundre: I kept joking Ben as Thanos; butt I think it hash gonk'd two far...
 SquirrelEarl: I prefer Disallow
Vashtorflick: tales end too
 circusofkirkus: still get the counter to counter voxy's threat?
Wolfii_TV: has to be cmc 3 or less
 bernardo013: what a play
Dmc3628: ben still gets a counterspell for the threat voxy has but is it enough
GirlPainting: evan the concedes flicker in this game ^^
Coogrr: Disallow can't be gotten off spellseeker
Cavemanhar: 2 cmc or less
 MadWolf1290: Serge woke up and choose "kingmaker"
MasterShley: You dropped the ball, Ben. 
zeathean: essence scatter?
 nobodez: P O W E R F U L L  M A G I C
  r10pez10: ???
MoaiGangsta: tale's end would do it
Dmc3628: Prepare to Die edition
zeathean: or litercal counter spell
  LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 ContingentCat: !findquote survive
  LRRbot: Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." —Ian [2016-03-27]
IcyDj: should still get a counterspell tbh
thehokeypokey: counter spell would stop the thoctar
 Field94: what was the target spell?
 InfiniTokens: Those are some cool plant tokens, Ben!
LunarRai: I see your commander dancing Graham
Dmc3628: countering Cyclonic
  r10pez10: lol lathril running
 JZahler: Overloaded rift
Nydestroyer: I mean he still can due to the blink
luckvamp: Ghost Lathril is on a mission
 InfiniTokens: Serge's flower look so darn happy to be on that battlefield
 circusofkirkus: can you counter whatever voxy is trying to play?
  r10pez10: judge, when you think about it, isn't Pramikon a rift
HundreydAundre: The bill comes for us all.
Wolfii_TV: could also cloudshift the recruiter
Fenrir_Azazel: !card deathbringer throctar
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RandomTrivia: Prossh makes Kobolds on cast, but otherwise yes
gonnaflunkib: not etb, cast trigger
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
 Wa_Pox: 
n3ther: acshually
 Wa_Pox: 
Fenrir_Azazel: !card throctar
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 circusofkirkus: soulherder trigger?
Desruprot: Soulherder?
  r10pez10: more stuff died?
nightraven949: Welp the reign of Pramacon is over
Fenrir_Azazel: couldnt you eat prossh again and stall it another turn
 sheer_falacy: keep stuff from dying, blink Yorion?
nightraven949: Goodbye Bureaucracy
  LRRbot: Deathbringer Thoctar [4BR] | Creature — Zombie Beast [3/3] | Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Deathbringer Thoctar. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Deathbringer Thoctar: It deals 1 damage to any target.
v01d10: The real show is graham with lathril
Dmc3628: prosh is the sac outlet
 Wa_Pox: yeah, Ben had to eat Prossh
 DiscordianTokkan: Meanwhile, I enjoy Lathril peeking in from off camera occasionally
 niccus: i'd like to subscribe to thoctar facts
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  r10pez10: it's fine tho
nightraven949: Prosh is the Sac outlet
Cavemanhar: !card cloudshift
  LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 fcloud: phyrexian ingester seems like it should be in black? does that make sense
 Dog_of_Myth: 
LunarRai: He did have another plan: Dying
Anarchon_D: a two mana board wipe?
white_whale1: cloudshift ingester?
HundreydAundre: U, DAAARRRReee....lawl
 circusofkirkus: stratus dancer flies, right?
Cavemanhar: cant you cloudshift your ingestor in response
 Seth_Erickson: Dancer Flies
Dmc3628: trish flies
 the_card_father: Ben also wants out of this game.
 YeetTheRich_: ggs
GirlPainting:  
 canahedo: That's commander
Twibbe: Fly baby fly 
 Wa_Pox: Ben flew too close to the sun
 WhatCo: 
 ContingentCat: big mood Ben
Dmc3628: I wanted Death
thehokeypokey: Ben decided to die
Twibbe:  
 RandomTrivia: Dinner is a powerful motivator
a_ytp_fan:  
 andrew5550tv: deth widepeepoHappy
 YeetTheRich_: jokes on you dying was my goal all along
  r10pez10: it counts
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 fcloud: did serge concede?
 MadWolf1290: guest-right
 circusofkirkus: and why it was Graham
JeromeFromNH:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 ElissenRedux: 
nightraven949: it is a W and all W's count
codyfoti1999: Ya'll are too canadian
 RandomTrivia: Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who 
brendonn: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: poor Graham
Twibbe:  s
 until_may: I do not agree, team Ghram
Nydestroyer: Graham won the moral victory
LunarRai: You ever think you're going to jail for murdering kobolds?
FriendOfEntropy:    
brendonn: Just monarch
iamm1a:    
charredspark: 1 million kobolds *dr evil face*
nightraven949: Palace Jailer only lets things go when ben is dethroned
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Twibbe: Goodnight Voxy   s
 Wa_Pox:     
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nightecho06:  
 Wa_Pox: 
a_ytp_fan: that was a doozy
Vashtorflick:  
 laikagoat:  
 Walla_ttv:  
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! Thanks for being on, Voxy!
 andrew5550tv: 
Twibbe: 
 Wa_Pox: Behind the Chili's
 bvorhies: Serge did amazing !!! Way to go.
CrimsonAngel931: 
Cavemanhar: !decklists
Twibbe: Voxy 
 RandomTrivia:    
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 Dog_of_Myth: A Kingdom of Cards!
 Wa_Pox:   
 CaptainSpam: Us!  This is our fault!  All of us!
RandomTrivia: Wait, we did this? You can't prove anything!
iamm1a: Thanks, Lads!
 Ivalenz_: !next
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
JeromeFromNH: 
kamelion84: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 gnome_friend: 
Twibbe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: hahahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: GOT'IM
 ContingentCat:  
 pn55: Haha!
v01d10: paul revolt
 Wa_Pox: RunGuy
 MrTheWalrus: Walk then.
 RandomTrivia: Bonus Stream: Plummet People
Makimachine: 
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 DeM0nFiRe: @RandomTrivia Pretty sure it's called Descend Dudes
 RandomTrivia: DARGONLRODS!
 Dog_of_Myth: The TDU
TheTekkieman: There's two of them, so...
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulCourteousLadiesEagleEye-2uatCgAjM-E3apIc
RobustLaser: i bought one of those because of this stream and was so fucking mad because THEY DON'T SUPPORT THE TAIKO DRUM CONTROLLERS FOR THE RPG PART
 RandomTrivia: It certainly is a ride
  Juliamon: Whatever you're thinking, it's weirder than that.
 RandomTrivia: PTCGO   
 RandomTrivia: Double Ben HYPE (eventually)
 CaptainSpam: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulLitigiousIguanaFailFish-W3h5z3IXvgBDygn_
Twibbe: Pokémon!
 niccus: congratulations on your first taxi ride
 MadWolf1290: yes, VERY odd
Vashtorflick: the walking simulator
 ContingentCat: literally "pick up"
 Wa_Pox: Purolator: Apocalypse edition
  Juliamon: *IN A BODY BAG*
 lemmel: In a body bag as well...
 RandomTrivia: Post-apocalyptic-man Pat 
 Moonspeak721: troubling
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyBoringAdminAllenHuhu-gC5KAK_ZATRbDeP6
Twibbe: Wut 
 ContingentCat: well it fits
 Ivalenz_: #HideoKojima
 Wa_Pox: thanks Kojima
 andrew5550tv: "this is fine" 
 pn55: Uhh...
 Seth_Erickson: pls reate 5 stars
 DiscordianTokkan: That game sounds WEIRD, between that and the Water Collector turning everything into Monster Energy drinks
chaostreader: Paul engages in human trafficking.
 niccus: it's like a sleeping bus but a guy and a sleeping bag
 RandomTrivia: Queer as Hell has been absolutely amazing
 control_rig: "Things went well until they didn't."
 RandomTrivia: Everything is under control™ 
 ContingentCat: It's so good I love it
 andrew5550tv: what nooooo
  Juliamon: Also there's some really rad K'larysca fanart she reblogged!
 Seth_Erickson: a true conundrum escaping from Tarkov
 control_rig: Thank you for the stream! Very entertaining!
 fcloud: james continues to shelter in place in tarkov
charredspark: vibe in tarkov is pretty chill
HundreydAundre: Fare Teeth Wells
 gnome_friend: Teeth?
 Stormthius: 50
 andrew5550tv: fancy!
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 e_bloc: 300 hell yeah Voxy
Earthenone: !dfart
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Thanks for the stream and the fun.
 corefluxx: 100
 Wa_Pox: Voxy knows these people
 fcloud: this music rules. what is it?
 gnome_friend: SUSAN
 Seth_Erickson: Hit me up with some scones 
ragrock14:      
HundreydAundre: Escape? Why? It's looks great out there!
 fcloud: like bgc goes to the 80s
 Wa_Pox: 
 RandomTrivia: Can't help you Serge
 andrew5550tv:  mods represent
 RandomTrivia: \o/
 Wa_Pox: oops
Vashtorflick: all the mods are subs now lol
 WhatCo: uhhhh
 Wa_Pox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ElissenRedux: We do be here 
 RandomTrivia: That's cool
 Wa_Pox: @WhatCo you broke her streak 
FLICK_MTG: so many friendlies!!!
Biffus1337: ^^
 andrew5550tv: 
 WhatCo: butts like cigarette butts. we're in the clear
 Wa_Pox: @WhatCo 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
Twibbe: Goodnight and  s Voxy 
 Wa_Pox:   
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 pn55: 
RandomTrivia:    
 laikagoat:   
FLICK_MTG: what a pleasure this was. this was the Reese's Peanut Butter cup of streams
 control_rig: Thus was super great!
 ElissenRedux:  
 mastershake29x: This _was_ wonderful
a_ytp_fan: good night everyone!!
Biffus1337: 
 andrew5550tv:   
 control_rig: Bye!
 FenrisSchafer:   
 RandomTrivia: 10/10 guest, would watch again
 Walla_ttv:  
DaPolarBeer: voxyBlankies
 Seth_Erickson: buh byeeeeeeeee
 Unas84:   
Vashtorflick: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Gn'ight everyone! Have a good weekend!
 WhatCo: I enjoyed my stay 
Twibbe: Bye 👋
 MyrddintheWizard:   
CrimsonAngel931:   
 bernardo013:   
  RomanGoro: Stand by for 
 RandomTrivia: (quick reminder to anyone new here, stick around for a secret message from Paul, probably)
 laikagoat: 
emily_t_g: are we still waiting on that secret paul announcement
  Juliamon: yep, stream's still live so it could still happen
  RomanGoro: Yes
  RomanGoro: In  we trust
 DiscordianTokkan:  
emily_t_g: "Did I leave the stream running?" -Paul, probably
 RandomTrivia: Part of the reason for secret messages (or so I am told) is so Paul remembers to turn off the stream after the ads.
emily_t_g: WOO
 RandomTrivia: PPR HYPE
 FenrisSchafer:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
 CaptainSpam: 
kamelion84: lol
 canahedo: Woo
 MyrddintheWizard:  
 DiscordianTokkan: Wooooo! 
 laikagoat:  
 pn55:   
 Aenir798:   
 ContingentCat: g'night Paul
 Saskquatchewan:    
 MyrddintheWizard: 
HundreydAundre: Doth dat mean Paul will play?
  Juliamon: Probably not because he works the tech
 DeM0nFiRe: Paul does tech for most of the streams that involve more than 2 or so people, so he'll be involved one way or another probably
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/TubularPoorKoalaMcaT-AV4R-PdG1umiZcQR
HundreydAundre: Kay. He seemed enthused about it, so I asked from merely just that.
  Juliamon: I mean, we're not playing in the PPR and some of us are that excited!
 DeM0nFiRe: Wait, what? We don't all get to play in the PPR?
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