DarkMorford: Bleh. need to decide what to have for dinner. Maybe I'll just order something from DoorDash.
JTK45: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
bvorhies: Is today a April fools commander theme
bvorhies: ?
Juliamon: I don't know, why don't you check out the
Juliamon: !decklist
bvorhies: O we can do that ?
inaudibledaisy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
djalternative: hola chat
Juliamon: Sometimes we are lucky and get decklists ahead of time. This is one of those times.
djalternative: who's going to try for the 0 today?
bvorhies: So its in an hour ? I’m bad with time ?
djalternative: 3 min from now
bvorhies: Or in 4 min?
theevilslime: 4 mintes!
djalternative: the parentetical at the end is the most important part
DarkMorford: Oh wow... Looking through DoorDash for options and there's a Chinese place in town called "Hard Wok Cafe" :D
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
JTK45: must be a big box
jdogs124: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
DarkMorford: It's a supplies box
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey there chat, how's things?
Walla_ttv: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
jdogs124: !decklist
jdogs124: !deck
DarkMorford: !decklists
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ayy, Ben'
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben's taking us to prami-con
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
DarkMorford: He likes to push the pram a lot?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
JZahler: voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Unas84: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE voxyHype
Twibbe: voxyHi
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh, Graham's using the Elves precon, it'll be cool to see how that does
Ritaspirithntr: Oh yikes
Ritaspirithntr: Elves
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NarfBlinko: 40, wow, and a live FNPF, cool
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Field94: From what I can tell Serge is using the Morph precon, so atleast 2 precons
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Join @sergeyager, @Graham_LRR, @BengineeringTV and special guest @VoxyTwitch for a Commander Free for all! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyAeyUvVEAYDNXQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1378135900861865988
TheAshmore: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype teamdi11Happy teamdi11Happy teamdi11Happy teamdi11Happy
lirazel64: Wheee!
JTK45: HypeRock HypeRock
killmonger_27: voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi
Electrodyne: first?
FacelessManAboutTown: everyone was cardboard fighting! Those bolts were fast as lightning!
Walla_ttv: voxyHype voxyHype
DiscordianTokkan: I STILL love that Llanowar Tribe is 3 Llanowar Elves stapled together
LurkerSpine: voxyHype voxyHype lrrHEART lrrHEART
Bengineering: voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe
NightWingMistHawk: Heya chat! Got pizza and Magic - couldn't ask for a better time. How's everyone else doing?
undeadmetaphor: voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe voxyRealpepe
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: benginButt benginButt benginButt
lirazel64: Hey Ben!
Floofys: Getting ready to go get a tofu burger myself.
JeromeFromNH: voxyAYAYA voxyAYAYA voxyAYAYA voxyAYAYA
CrimsonAngel931: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
Floofys: Looking forward to it
killmonger_27: voxyRealPepe Clap
DarkMorford: Trying to decide on a DoorDash order
Ritaspirithntr: benginHi benginHi
Graham_LRR: Felt like playing Commander, didn’t wanna brew, luckily the precons are fun.
Fruan: Well, now I'm sad I don't have pizza
killmonger_27: voxyRealpepe
WolfgangCloud: @DarkMorford Tacos
Dmc3628: Vox's on tap tonight? preparing to remove headset
NightWingMistHawk offers Fruan some cheese pizza
JeromeFromNH: voxyPizza
r10pez10: island, go
WhatCo: voxyRealpepe
Twibbe: voxyPizza
r10pez10: oh wait
r10pez10: cycle lonely sandbar, go
Bengineering: voxyRealpepe avngr4000
runawaypigeon: πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€
lirazel64: Already had an arugula salad with smoked salmon, blue cheese, and toast pecans.
Unas84: oh wow Voxy didn't put the Food Chain she opened in Prossh? I guess she's taking pity on our LRR-boys
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hatboozeparty: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
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catfoo123: YEAAA BABY
catfoo123: whoopwhoop
Twibbe: voxyHype
a_ytp_fan: hype
catfoo123: commander?
nexttothebadger: Hi Folks!
Twibbe: @nexttothebadger voxyHi
Twibbe: @catfoo123 yea
nexttothebadger: Hi @Twibbe
kuli34: !decklists
overdrivegrind: voxyHi voxyHi
runawaypigeon: whoa intro
killmonger_27: voxyHype
lirazel64: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Twibbe: @overdrivegrind voxyHi
Numberseven1143: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
TheSilverGekko: this is the first FNPF ive ever seen the intro to live!
DaPolarBeer: voxyRealpepe voxyHype
JeromeFromNH: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: F to the N to the P to the F!
techline: voxyHype voxyHi voxyHype voxyHi voxyVibes voxyAttic voxyAttic
lithopseffect: Ben is everything
Twibbe: voxyHype
Halvhir: Ben. What.
undeadmetaphor: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
coal6: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAhhh
RandomTrivia: LUL Hi Ben, you look lrrFINE
TehAmelie: greetings, commanders!
Vashtorflick: voxyHype voxyHype voxySPICY
Twibbe: SeemsGood
NightWingMistHawk: Ben, how do your cheeks not hurt? :D
r10pez10: twitch.tv/sergeyager
JakeOpaque: Woah Voxy wut
ElissenRedux: voxyHi
bvorhies: Clap
r10pez10: twitch.tv/bengineering
a_ytp_fan: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GhostValv: :)
Twibbe: @elissenredux voxyHi
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ElissenRedux: @Twibbe voxyHi
Fruan: Breaking the guest before their introduction is a strong start
dangerous_safety: lrrDOTS_SQ lrrCIRCLE_SQ lrrARROW_SQ
NightWingMistHawk: Off to a great start already
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Twibbe: voxyHi Voxy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sold
neb_200: Hi Friends
Himyul: it's a kingdom of cards!
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vellebastet: whoop
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JTK45: VoHiYo
Twibbe: Glhf! voxyHype
techline: voxyHi voxy hi voxyAttic
ChaoticObserver: The duchy of paper
JZahler subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
JZahler: voxyHi voxyAttic
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AirTony7: Bold prediction: Whomever wats the most rares and mythics printed after 2017, will win
Twibbe: @jzahler voxyHi
rasterscan: Voxy's Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/voxy
undeadmetaphor subscribed at Tier 1.
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r10pez10: good button
coal6: my game face :|
r10pez10: thanks rasterscan!
Lushotology: lushotOuls PrideLionHey
Vashtorflick: @undeadmetaphor voxyHype
JTK45: i got a snow land snow problem the other day
YawnLance: Hey friends benginO7
undeadmetaphor: @Vashtorflick voxyHype
rasterscan: @r10pez10 Glad to help!
FarrinDelmirre: Just got a Snow Land, Snow Problem button today with my order that arrived
TheWooglie: PPR?
ElissenRedux: @undeadmetaphor voxyHi
Favre_Studios: TransgenderPride
vellebastet: Hello, all!
Rogue_07: Good evening, all!
ihlendrax: Ugh Twitch ads! *shakes fists*
Twibbe: πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ
undeadmetaphor: @ElissenRedux voxyHi
JeromeFromNH: voxyHype
JZahler: Sup nerds :) voxyGigi @undeadmetaphor @Twibbe @overdrivegrind @Vashtorflick @ElissenRedux
Rogue_07: Happy Friday!
Favre_Studios: Hello
Professor_Rakor: Kept that house good.
Vonbane: did you roll the fuzzy D20?
coal6: -_-
techline: Hi @jzahler
RandomTrivia: PRETTY
vellebastet: AsexualPride
sheer_falacy: one of these boards is not like the others
undeadmetaphor: @JZahler hello there nerd voxyHeart
rasterscan: !card Prossh
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
r10pez10: P R O S S H
Twibbe: voxyHype
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Fancy custom Prossh
Unas84: Voxy's audio is...a bit low....wait what?
ElissenRedux: oh hey
Rogue_07: I'm on spring break, so I'm settling in with a nice Old Fashioned
Favre_Studios: Prossh!
killmonger_27: and she plays foodchain
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
coal6: : |
Twibbe: CurseLit
TheSilverGekko: voxy is very quiet
JTK45: lookes awesome
sheer_falacy: koboldbreathing
r10pez10: also the seb playmat is A+]
Rogue_07: Wow, that is some awesome art
JeromeFromNH: value PogChamp
superdude097: Voxy is quiet, which is unusual
BrindleBoar: snackin'
Evilfriend79 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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asthanius: Nutritious Kobolds
Gaz_L: thanks lrrPAUL!
nkmitch42: Prooooooooooooooosh!
Ritaspirithntr: Oh no! Ben is hosting a Pramikon!
DiscordianTokkan: Mono Kobolds
andrew5550tv: voxyHi voxyHi
HundreydAundre: h-h-h-H-A-Y...Prosh!
ElissenRedux: @andrew5550tv voxyHi
undeadmetaphor: @andrew5550tv voxyHi voxyHeart
dangerous_safety: Kobolds are just Dragon futures
sheer_falacy: mono ornithopter
Vashtorflick: @andrew5550tv sup andrew
andrew5550tv: @ElissenRedux @undeadmetaphor voxyHi voxyGigi
andrew5550tv: @Vashtorflick voxyHi voxyGigi
neb_200: sooo you poop them out and et them again... so sorry doogLaugh
circusofkirkus: voxy with paper cards :O
techline: voxyHi voxyHeart @andrew5550tv
RobustLaser: hey what token does serge have there
neb_200: eat*
Twibbe: voxyHype
kamelion84: lol
vellebastet: whipLove
CrimsonAngel931: voxyHi
RobustLaser: 1/1 Mouse creature?
TheWooglie: LUL
Sogheim: Pramikon?!
Mazrae: hello everyone, this is the first time that ive been able to catch a stream in who know how long
RandomTrivia: Smooth
Vashtorflick: lol
sheer_falacy: Ben has mouse on screen, btw
runawaypigeon: floopy1Forest
andrew5550tv: @techline voxyHi voxyGigi
179 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
andrew5550tv: forest monkaS
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding Rodeo friends! lrrHEART
Gaz_L: hello wheeler folks
Twibbe: SeemsGood
Sage0fMadness: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
electra310: Hey raiders!
corwyn256: lrrHEART
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: big mood
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Dog_of_Myth: wheelerY wheelerH
overdrivegrind: @andrew5550tv voxyHi voxyHi
benjamin_wheeler: sorry my sitter called in sick, mind looking after the kids?
Unas84: wheelerY wheelerE voxyHype
Mattmitchell45: lrrHORN lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerFee wheelerT , Raiders!
Tyrimat: wheelerFee wheelerT
freshmaker__: Elflink?!
Rogue_07: @benjamin_wheeler the kids are all on camera, aren't they?
andrew5550tv: @overdrivegrind voxyHi voxyHeart
mastershake29x: I hope the LRR Commander w/ guest streams remain a thing even after the pandemic times end.
ogundiety: Good news is Grahm just turned it inot archenemy!
HundreydAundre: I was already here running from spoilers...
runawaypigeon: mirror magic
circusofkirkus: did you draw Graham?
RandomTrivia: The Rodeo
revjakenash: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
AllTheWeasels: wheelerY wheelerH
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loki_lxix: yay Commander!
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Favre_Studios: did you draw graham
CoemgenTaillear: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
vellebastet: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Tregelen: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
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Twibbe: YEEHAW
HundreydAundre: I worry about S I M I C sometimes, chat.
revjakenash: wheelerBlasphemy_HF wheelerBlasphemy_HF wheelerBlasphemy_HF
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
benjamin_wheeler: we're called the "proctologists"
vellebastet: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerT
usualeel: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
sheer_falacy: I can't wait to see who's playing a postcon deck
Gaz_L: Sssslinking Sssorcerer
benjamin_wheeler: well, the "but doctor..." 's
rasterscan: Oh wow.
blue_lore: Did you Draw for the turn Serge?
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asthanius: Well, we know the precon doesn't have Kitchen Kinks
Terradana: uh oh...
RandomTrivia: Spoiler alert: It's always Willbender
bernardo013: @benjamin_wheeler the #2 best community name
andrew5550tv: LUL
a_ytp_fan: forest go
ElissenRedux: Its all comin up forest LUL
DiscordianTokkan: "RIP to the others but I'm different"
sheer_falacy: they can untangle slinkies
AllTheWeasels: Serge is built different I guess
CommiePuddin: It rolls down stairs?
r10pez10: really good at stairs yeah paul
Terradana: "i morph in chrome-shell crab"
CururuGuasu: The first time I played this deck I decked myself due to so much card draw
sheer_falacy: it's wizardry
KaleidoscopeMind: they do it going down stairs
freshmaker__: a slinky sorcerer is anyone who can make them walk down the stairs
dangerous_safety: cool slinky tricks
Loonatic93: They go down stairs, alone or in pairs.
Mangledpixel: they do magic involving springs
LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
circusofkirkus: BIG WALL
zkillzzz: her spells have slinky components
HundreydAundre: B IG WALL-K
ghyllnox: Alone or in pairs
TheSilverGekko: doom rhombus!
andrew5550tv: wall PogChamp
in_response_edh: Yes one of my favorite commanders
RandomTrivia: Today it's Prami-Kon-Online
YawnLance: The only convention we'll get to see in 2021 benginWat
Seth_Erickson: How has the stream been thus far
sheer_falacy: I hear Pramikon went all online this year
KharadBanar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
KharadBanar: The DOOM RHOMBUS!
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GamesAndInk: Isn't it a little too early to have Pramikon? Shouldn't we wait till more people are vaccinated?
Tregelen: for some reason i can hear the evangelion battle music
HundreydAundre: B I G W A L L - K!
Rogue_07: Prami-kon Kenobi
Twibbe: LUL
Rogue_07: Hello there!
M3tts: Look who its is, Nerds voxyHype
r10pez10: was aeon engine in there
RandomTrivia: The D O O M _ R H O M B U S
CommiePuddin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
CommiePuddin: Left? Right? But what about the box???
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HundreydAundre: So an anti-hug?
a_ytp_fan: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: @HundreydAundre Think of it as a socially-distanced Group Hug :D
JZahler: Only Voxy has a snazzy gamepad
Seth_Erickson: Ben haven't you heard you need to play Green Kappa
CybertronsMostWanted: voxyAttic
Favre_Studios: no turn one sol ring
Seth_Erickson: Love a good Gamepad @JZahler
Fruan: That was the 4 hour game, right?
r10pez10: was that the five hour commander game
Seth_Erickson: too bad it's not a waifu one
M3tts: @JZahler @Seth_Erickson voxyHi
AirTony7: Is that a foil Russian Stomping Grounds?
HundreydAundre: N-no. I mean, Ben's commander. @RandomTrivia
Gaz_L: that might have been G, Kathleen, Cori and Ian
in_response_edh: Thats what you gotta do. Pramikon and Mystic Barrier or Spark Double
GamesAndInk: It was probably the commander set release, since one of the decks that came out with Pramikon had copy mechanics IIRC
RandomTrivia: REMY benginLove benginLove benginLove
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
DiscordianTokkan: "I don't WANT to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs"
ghyllnox: Pupper???
Desruprot: !card Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
HundreydAundre: Cool deck name, Ben. Red/Green Light.
Seth_Erickson: Hi M3tts VoHiYo
circusofkirkus: how opulent
LRRbot: Opulent Palace | Land | Opulent Palace enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
Favre_Studios: the same forest
Robot_Bones: Ben Actively denying us Remy cam
sheer_falacy: huh, worse triome?
Seth_Erickson: ah man Kadena is so fun
r10pez10: oh hey when did we get a turn counter tech
LRRbot: Training Center | Land | Training Center enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
neb_200: It was when Olivia first came for commander I think
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
rasterscan: Ben now archeenemy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben cast a spell! He's the target!
Seth_Erickson: who needs green to ramp Kappa
Rogue_07: So table friends, what new card from Strixhaven are you most excited about?
CommiePuddin: Are they still putting Sol Ring in every commander product?
Desruprot: xD the Jeskai deck ramping first feels weird
philippekav: elves ?
r10pez10: blind deck playing is so fun
canahedo: Elves, mostly
Unas84: it might not have it, since it's the elves deck?
LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
r10pez10: there is probably a few rocks
Dmc3628: Voxy going infinite soon
circusofkirkus: uh huh
JeromeFromNH: voxyMoney
Vashtorflick: oh shit
Twibbe: voxyHype
Favre_Studios: the elves deck does, I think
Vashtorflick: thats big
iRaidUrFridge: wooo Reserved List Cards!
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SconeforgeMystic: Gotta resub for paper commander!
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ItsMajorMineral: UN LIMITED POWERRRRRR
r10pez10: 10s? 100s?
SquirrelEarl: Reserve List Represent
Rogue_07: Squirrel Nest next turn?
Seth_Erickson: She got money's
killmonger_27: voxyMoney
ladyjessica: Woah
HundreydAundre: Wut the...!?
RandomTrivia: Reserved List woooo. /s
sheer_falacy: you missed the discard step
ItsMajorMineral: 100s comrade
Seth_Erickson: she don't spoke broke
Desruprot: earthcraft, spells you control have convoke basically
sheer_falacy: much better than Graham
Twibbe: voxyMoney
Sage0fMadness: $170
r10pez10: our earthcraft
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Nurturer [2G] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the Nurturer. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.
circusofkirkus: well that's a good elf
Favre_Studios: rot farm should be tapped
HundreydAundre: How doth one such card exist unknowningly!?
sylphide_spirit: ayyy marwyn
Seth_Erickson: Marwyn PogChamp
andrew5550tv: DOM elf PogChamp
RendezVoodoo: i should go sleeve my earthcraft now that ive seen the pric
RandomTrivia: BEN
Radyin: Is the turn number indicator at the top new? I love it.
YawnLance: (A giant woman)
Himyul: Graham with those lands in front of his creature LUL
vellebastet: sykLaugh
andrew5550tv: even a boat?
DeM0nFiRe: It's Man Eater Bug!
Xeldamari: a boat?!
theclawmasheen: All I want to do is pay 1 red and blue for a giant wizard
Desruprot: clearly a will bender
Loonatic93: It's a Chrome-Shell Mind Bender!
PIayswithFlRE: even an effective creature
andrew5550tv: @DeM0nFiRe LUL
Seth_Erickson: It could even be a BOAT!
undeadmetaphor: @andrew5550tv LUL
sheer_falacy: it could be a plains
Seth_Erickson: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
r10pez10: i hope it's whetwheel
sheer_falacy: but probably isn't
Rogue_07: Serge isn't Ian, Graham.
Desruprot: it could be any willbender it wants to be
LRRbot: Sulfur Falls | Land | Sulfur Falls enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
HundreydAundre: F o r t u n e-!! Wait. That's a red card. (...nevermind.)
andrew5550tv: oh hey i know that guy
Twibbe: @seth_erickson a boat voxyHype
LRRbot: Charming Prince [1W] | Creature β€” Human Noble [2/2] | When Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Scry 2. / β€’ You gain 3 life. / β€’ Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
HundreydAundre: !card fortune thief
LRRbot: Fortune Thief [4R] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [0/1] | Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead. / Morph {R}{R}
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Seth_Erickson: I hope it's a Zoetic Cavern; that's the land that morphs right?
RandomTrivia: Amazing
andrew5550tv: LUL
RandomTrivia: Ominous
Dmc3628: of infinite mana?
Seth_Erickson: !card Zoetic Cavern
LRRbot: Zoetic Cavern | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Morph {2}
LRRbot: Tempt with Vengeance [XR] | Sorcery | Tempting offer β€” Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.
r10pez10: oh
Twibbe: Wissarts
sheer_falacy: ooh that's some ramp for her
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben already said yes.
ardenGnome: YEssssss, take the offer
sheer_falacy: each of those is 2 mana for her
CyberFive: Take it! What could go wrong?~
NukeTheHippos: earthcraft is basics
DiscordianTokkan: No, Earthcraft is Basics only
Vashtorflick: big ramp
Nasarius: look,
RandomTrivia: Earthcraft only untaps basics
Seth_Erickson: Hmm interesting
Dmc3628: earthcraft is at least basic only
r10pez10: voxy silent
Dmc3628: so she gets mondo red mana
Sage0fMadness: !card earthcraft
LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
Twibbe: LUL
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: perhaps voxyHmm
LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
RandomTrivia: Voxy only gets a million red mana. Only.
andrew5550tv: voxy best car saleswoman LUL
TheWooglie: everyone say yes
circusofkirkus: just say no
Desruprot: its still massive ramp
Kreiseler: She already gets 3, whats 3 more?
DiscordianTokkan: "I've been cutting back on Elementals"
JZahler: "That's even more tempting" lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've been trying to cut back on Elementals.
Favre_Studios: no
Diabore: !card lathril
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Seth_Erickson: He's been cutting back and that's respectable
r10pez10: the correct answer is always no. the fun answer is always yes
Twibbe: An offer you can’t refuse
CyberFive: All your elemental tokens have to be six feet apart.
Sogheim: well, of course, you feelin' like P Diddy
JeromeFromNH: mother, i crave violence
Seth_Erickson: Wake Up, choose Vengeance
Desruprot: xD
stupidforgames: beautiful restraint from lrr
sheer_falacy: look at how untemptable they are
superdude097: And those are Elemental,s correct? Not actually Kobolds?
Rogue_07: Every morning, this boy wakes up and choses vengeance.
Desruprot: <.< those are Kobolds?
t_peazy: doesn't prosh make kobolds?
ramza1987: KOBOLDS!!!!! <3
Dog_of_Myth: The Best Part of Wakin' Up Is Vengeance in Your Cup
Dmc3628: yeah if the earthcraft came later then they may be tempted
CptFranisDrake: Kobolds of Kher Keep!
LRRbot: Farhaven Elf [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | When Farhaven Elf enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Seth_Erickson: sounds like cheating Kappa
Dmc3628: kind of the whole spiel of Lathriel
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silenceaux: I bet the third person will break the resolve pretty often
Robot_Bones: near haven, far haven, where ever you are haven
Desruprot: there haven
RandomTrivia: @Robot_Bones sergeJustRight
a_ytp_fan: RELaxed
ToastyLoaff: No new information
andrew5550tv: LUL
kamelion84: lol
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
DiscordianTokkan: And Graham's Rotfarm is tapped, and that cost 3 not 4
RandomTrivia: Hah
monkeyboyktc: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
undeadmetaphor: LUL
Vashtorflick: KEKW
charredspark: ben w/ the truth
PIayswithFlRE: one of the benefits of paper: no auto-tapper
Dish_KP: i love these guys
Desruprot: no auto-tapper here thank goodness
RandomTrivia: Three Elves in a Trenchcoat
Dish_KP: and gals and nonbinary pals
TehAmelie: we can just say everyone gets a mulligan except Ben, that makes it fairer
LadyAiluros: three elves in a trenchcoat?
LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
SK__Ren: A Tribe Called Llanowar
sheer_falacy: if only they counted as 3 elves for Lathril
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Llanowar Dugtrio!
t_peazy: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
korvys: !card Lathril, blade
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Dmc3628: three Llanowar Elves in a trenchcoat
Tregelen: cant let voxy ramp, has 10 mana
CyberFive: That's like...six elves!
Twibbe: Elf tribal
M3tts: @undeadmetaphor voxyHi
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land β€” Island Swamp | Sunken Hollow enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
undeadmetaphor: @M3tts voxyHi
BrowneePoints: Serge, do you want to take that one again
DiscordianTokkan: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
HundreydAundre: I like this one! So unappreciated elsewhere!
JeromeFromNH: reading DansGame
Seth_Erickson: Classic mtg mindset read just far enough to miss the important bits
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: Ffffffffff...
TheWooglie: LUL
korvys: Unfortunately, G, it doesn't count as 3 elves for Lathril
RandomTrivia: Oh Graham... :D
PIayswithFlRE: and then a free morph?
Himyul: I like Voxy's aspirational d20
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
silenceaux: When you get so dramatic you accidentally spook yourself
Dmc3628: and comes with free morph
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But they only normally cast 3! What a deal!
Seth_Erickson: Kadena is so sweet
circusofkirkus: kadena's messed up
TheWooglie: kill it with fire
nkmitch42: Nothing as good as free
t_peazy: *whispers* it's free real estage
YeetTheRich_: lets settle this: is it kadenna or kadeena?
bwk789: That’s willbender #2
ladyjessica: Kadena is so much fun.
Seth_Erickson: I say Ka dean a
nkmitch42: I say Ka Day NA
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL everyone love a Slinky (sorcerer)!
UnstablexD_: Kadeena
t_peazy: *it's free real estate*
maxthefourth: kadyna
djalternative: Serge is playing an illegal deck. He just played his second willbender!
Seth_Erickson: rude
Favre_Studios: kadayna
LRRbot: Reflector Mage [1WU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | When Reflector Mage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.
matthaus_c: checklands untapped? how does it feel Kappa
circusofkirkus: LUL
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superdude097: Clearly Serge's commander's name is pronounced "gif" Kappa
sheer_falacy: but he could have gotten a 3 for 1 by targeting the elves
PIayswithFlRE: @YeetTheRich_ i've heard kadeena, but I think WoTC's official position is that no card has an offical pronunciation
F1SHOR: ka-donna :P
matthaus_c: it's pronounced "sssssss"
Xeldamari: Ka Den Ah
ActionJB: Chat is wrong both ways
DiscordianTokkan: Kad-slinky
andrew5550tv: #TeamLoach
Tregelen: ka den ha
Dog_of_Myth: Funky Kadena
BrowneePoints: Kuh-day-na would be the italian/latin word for Chain
silenceaux: To rhyme with Kamina
Sage0fMadness: Kade-Na
Himyul: it's pronounced Karen
notbehaving: my playgroup calls her the Broken Slinky lady
dangerous_safety: Kay dean a
lirazel64: Ka-danna-
JeromeFromNH: loach POGGERS
circusofkirkus: it's definitely Susan
Twibbe: Kammy
matthaus_c: phonetic writing is a thing, Paul! :p
RockPusher: Let's be fair, chat has had dumber arguments
Swamplor: You say, "Kadena," I say, "Kadena," let's call the whole thing off
freshmaker__: i think its pronounced kadena
revjakenash: funky cold kadena?
Mangledpixel: it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
sheer_falacy: it's spelled Kadena but it's pronounced Pramikon
korvys: Kadnes Everdeen
SnowBuddy18: I prefer to call her banned
stevefromdetroit: i pronounce it Kevin
LRRbot: Swarm of Bloodflies [4B] | Creature β€” Insect [0/0] | Flying / Swarm of Bloodflies enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.
charredspark: lol i thought it was ka dee na
sheer_falacy: I know, it's confusing
Radyin: What happens when Kadena goes down the stairs? Do they behave like a Slinky?
andrew5550tv: D:
YeetTheRich_: imma just call her slinky from now on
JeromeFromNH: voxyKnife
Unas84: voxyKnife
Kreiseler: your things, my things, doesnt matter, as long as i kill things
superdude097: And the fly cares about ANY creature dying, not just Voxy's, right?
DiscordianTokkan: The Blood God cares NOUGHT for whence the blood comes, only that blood is spilled
killmonger_27: voxyKnife
t_peazy: kuh-den-uh. short e sound.
Dmc3628: G untapping with the billions of mana
Twibbe: Unlimited powah voxyHype
LRRbot: Prowess of the Fair [1B] | Tribal Enchantment β€” Elf | Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
RatekStormcrow: I like the optimism of putting d20 on the cards as counters
charredspark: sneaky sneky lady will have to do
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Dragoonspirits86: Lorwyn symbol grahm
Dark_Stargazer: I'm here, fam voxF
matthaus_c: bring back tribal noncreatures, cowards
korvys: Racist, yes
Seth_Erickson: welcome Dark_Stargazer
undeadmetaphor: @Dark_Stargazer voxyHi
Beleqwaya: oooh live magic. I love holidays
andrew5550tv: LUL
sheer_falacy: @RatekStormcrow I don't think that's optimism, given the board state
ElissenRedux: LUL
Seth_Erickson: Drift Compatible PogChamp
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Drift Compatiblwe
matthaus_c: drift compatibleeee
wolfsark: our minds have melted
killmonger_27: LUL
Twibbe: LUL
Favre_Studios: lorwyn elves = racist
djalternative: lorewyn elves legitimately did ethnic cleansing. it's real weird
YawnLance: We all need more Ben and Voxy in our lives
CybertronsMostWanted: bully strimmer
matthaus_c: racist elves were a theme all the way up to Zendikar
Dmc3628: see Ben and Voxy can pilot Jaegers at that synchro
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Unas84: let's topdeck that Genesis Wave next turn, G
circusofkirkus: that's so much mana
Makimachine: Goddammit, why does LRR always make me follow new people on Twitch, I already have too many! LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Elf Ball! ELF BALL
sylphide_spirit: good old elfball
LRRbot: Wirewood Channeler [3G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
charredspark: xenophobic elves are a trope inherited from tolkien, right?
notbehaving: quickly, Pyroclasm then kill grahm with cats!
Beleqwaya: I don't normally pick a side in these, but I think I'm going to have to cheer for Serge here - he has nothing suspicious going on.
sheer_falacy: Lathril feels weird as a commander for this deck, I would have expected a passive elf buff
TehAmelie: that's how he tricks ya
KharadBanar: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
electra310: Has LRR ever done a series on β€œhow to play Magic”?
Dmc3628: if it was traverse the outlands then we'd be getting more basics
SnowBuddy18: seriously you guys, look at all these friggen elves
Seth_Erickson: Raidmother PogChamp
matthaus_c: !card wort goblin matron
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Seth_Erickson: !card Wort, Raidmother
LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
WesLynx: Kobolds PogChamp
ElissenRedux: oh that's gross. I like it
matthaus_c: raaaaidmother
rasterscan: @SnowBuddy18 I recognize that reference -- and feel super old
Dmc3628: sniffing off a nuke hitting soon
Xeldamari: !mechanic conspire
djalternative: @electra310 they've definitely done a few vids for wizards like the how to mulligain vid and the conspiracy vid
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IcyDj: what does grahams enchantment do again=
matthaus_c: critical mass == wrathable mass
Beleqwaya: @TehAmelie I'm not sure Serge has a deceptive bone in his body.
IcyDj: ?
LRRbot: Tempt with Discovery [3G] | Sorcery | Tempting offer β€” Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles it.
Dmc3628: what premier land do you want
Tregelen: you always say no to this one
Twibbe: An offer voxyHype
WesLynx: any land
MelvinMTG: Kadena is one of my favourite commanders
matthaus_c: f-f-f-f-field of the dead
Dark_Stargazer: A land
ItsMajorMineral: easy depths stage
ElissenRedux: TwD is broken lol
JeromeFromNH: a game within a game voxyHype
Diabore: tempting offer there
DiscordianTokkan: Or Field of the Dead
Favre_Studios: every one should take it
wolfsark: everyone get strip mine1
sylphide_spirit: that is tempting
ElissenRedux: The right answer is always to get your wastelands or strip mines lol
Dark_Stargazer: oh no
Beleqwaya: Ya! Ben is no coward!
Unas84: never do this!
sheer_falacy: he sees the land you find first, right?
Unas84: nooohoo
andrew5550tv: LOL
kamelion84: lol
CybertronsMostWanted: on brand
Dmc3628: therefore I shalt not
Seth_Erickson: should have been more tempting Voxy Kappa
Gaz_L: i think this deck has Growing Rites of Itlimoc, tho
WesLynx: Oof
KharadBanar: Premier Lands Pilot confirmed
andrew5550tv: LUL
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Dark_Stargazer: welp
superdude097: LUL
ItsMajorMineral: what the family channel?
charredspark: our christian minecraft server!
a_ytp_fan: voxy finally gets her tempting vengeance
Dark_Stargazer: gosh darn it
Twibbe: Hard pass
undeadmetaphor: LUL
MelvinMTG: Nonbasic swearwords
matthaus_c: let Voxy say fuck!
Vashtorflick: lol
CaptainSpam: This isn't Desert Bus, Voxy. :p
Dmc3628: we don't PG here Voxy leter rip
wolfsark: she said damn D:
JeromeFromNH: LUL
WesLynx: This is the chance for Voxy to blame Serge
korvys: h*ck
sheer_falacy: my ears, oh no
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land β€” Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Walla_ttv: even pg13 gets one fuck
DiscordianTokkan: Damn is not a Swear in Canada, nor is Bullshit. Because you can say Bullshit on daytime TV in Canada
dslow08: Lolol
Xeldamari: damn D:
Radyin: 29 basics.
toastrz_: full art raugrin triome omegapog
maxthefourth: "Dark Depths, Thespian Stage"
Twibbe: It is ok
Dmc3628: because it has Dark Depths?
sheer_falacy: does it have dark depths
Seth_Erickson: it sure does
matthaus_c: Voxy if you want a good swear replacement for this channel, just say bus instead of whatever you were gonna say
andrew5550tv: LUL
Twibbe: Shit happens
sylphide_spirit: why wouldnt you have it?
AlexDrafts: I spot a Voxy Nerd!
Desruprot: I'm sure there is an Elf land
wolfsark: because they felt like reprinting thespian stage
JeromeFromNH: voxyNerd
WesLynx: Thespian Stage was a random reprint, I think?
zkillzzz: so you can copy your crumbling necroplis
zkillzzz: double perfect mana
SnowBuddy18: @DiscordianTokkan that sounds like bullshit
AlexDrafts: voxyHype
M3tts: @Twibbe voxyHi
Twibbe: voxyNerd s
Twibbe: @m3tts voxyHi
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's no scrying in baseball!
ElissenRedux: Scrying is pretty cool, but not as cool as drawing cards
korvys: It's your game, and you can scry if you want to.
Vonbane: scry don't cry
SnowBuddy18: but drugs aren't cool
Beleqwaya: Hey kids, lets rap about scrying.
BleedingToast: sergeLurk hello
matthaus_c: say no to draw a card! scry is cool!
Favre_Studios: myriad landscape or path of ancestry
vellebastet: sykLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: @SnowBuddy18 My source is Me, having watched TV where they bleeped Fuck but not BS
nathnor: everyone chooses to get a land or not and then you all grab them at the same time
Unas84: I think all at once and reveal at the same time?
LRRbot: Skemfar Elderhall | Land | Skemfar Elderhall enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{B}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Skemfar Elderhall: Up to one target creature you don't control gets βˆ’2/βˆ’2 until end of turn. Create two 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
sheer_falacy: I think Serge gets his subsequent ones after everyone chooses
Beleqwaya: Ya, technically I think they are all revealed at the same time.
Beleqwaya: !judge
LRRbot: Temple of the False God | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only if you control five or more lands.
Rogue_07: lrrJUDGE
DiscordianTokkan: sergeSqueak
Dread_Pirate_Westley: sergeSqueak
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly
circusofkirkus: sergeSqueak
SnowBuddy18: @DiscordianTokkan I was making a joke using your comment. I'll admit it wasn't good though
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: sergeSqueak
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
DiscordianTokkan: Perfectly normal human noise
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak sergeFriend
Ukon_Cairns: sergeSqueak
Radyin: Normal human noises?
RandomTrivia: Perfectly normal human noises
TehAmelie: the excitement hiccups
WesLynx: ayeenWoop
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly sergeSqueak sergeMoly
Beleqwaya: lrrJUDGE
matthaus_c: it was a Ranked Go Master hiccup
DiscordianTokkan: @SnowBuddy18 I figured, hahah. S'all good!
Seth_Erickson: It's a perfectly normal human sound I swear
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RockPusher: Serge totally not a mole
RandomTrivia: LUL
CyberFive: Is Serge just three mice in a trenchcoat?
TehAmelie: hixcitement, if you will
sheer_falacy: definitely a human and not 30 hamsters in a suit
Gaz_L: i literally forgot Serge was crazy good at Go
YeetTheRich_: thats what an alien in disguise would say serge
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
TheThirdTail: sergeSqueak
matthaus_c: premier lands pilot
ckiemnstr345: LUL
RandomTrivia: That tends to happen when everyone says yes to Tempt with Discovery...
Dmc3628: G still at the 1% life on mana
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Seth_Erickson: who could have foreseen it
Beleqwaya: Shocked for 3, even?
chaostreader: !card Tempt with discovery
LRRbot: Tempt with Discovery [3G] | Sorcery | Tempting offer β€” Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles it.
control_rig: It's turn 3!
matthaus_c: susan's sub lapsed?!
DiscordianTokkan: They're going on a RAMP-ag!
Cavemanhar: armageddon armageddon Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: *e
WesLynx: Who needs spells, we got ramp
Himyul: someone attack!
sheer_falacy: nice card
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Dmc3628: inb4 Jeskai Combo city
Diabore: is ben going to twin some fools
Seth_Erickson: now that's a magic card
matthaus_c: do you find another Imperial Recruiter Kappa
Desruprot: right here on twitch on LRR the most Ramp game
chaostreader: These bottles are the Beejest!
TehAmelie: "ramp something" is a valid strategy in both race car movies and Magic
bwk789: Ar-ma-ged-don CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
sheer_falacy: go find another recruiter
IcyDj: ben like imma get felidar and play saheeli... go
Radyin: Who has time to attack when there is all this ramping to do?
Field94: ah yes, the imperial into arena recruiter
Ukon_Cairns: theres no doom rhombus to dictate who to attack yet
Vonbane: @matthaus_c it's singleton
Desruprot: ramping or drawing cards > attacking
djalternative: armageddon's for beginners! Let's go Joukelhaups or however you spell that.
matthaus_c: @Vonbane oh I hadn't realised, what with all the one-ofs
sheer_falacy: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
Chipton: I thought Powerful Do Nothing was Cameron's archetype
Twibbe: All that mana voxyMoney
dr_unks: Durdling is easily one of my three favorite words
Field94: !advice
LRRbot: Do it otter style.
Radyin: !card jokul
LRRbot: Did you mean: Jokulmorder; Jokulhaups
LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Clever Impersonator enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
maxthefourth: !card decree of annihilation
LRRbot: Decree of Annihilation [8RR] | Sorcery | Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. / Cycling {5}{R}{R} / When you cycle Decree of Annihilation, destroy all lands.
MajorFrostbyte: Graham "Durdle Turtle" Stark
Desruprot: LUL
bwk789: @djalternative nelly played jokaul last time
DiscordianTokkan: THERE'S the second Imperial Recruiter
Radyin: !card jokulha
LRRbot: Jokulhaups [4RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
djalternative: I know
sheer_falacy: could be another recruiter
sylphide_spirit: oooo
PIayswithFlRE: uh, it says nonland
StreamTeam3000: nonland
Diabore: "any nonland" serge-it can even be a land
Skyotonic: so if someone wraths..everyone will be land
runawaypigeon: could be a llanowar elf
sheer_falacy: could be 3 land elf
CyberFive: Ben, live life on the edge! Copy one of Serge's morphs!
korvys: It could be anything, even a boat!
Vonbane: turn 6 and 0 damage dealt LUL
Wa_Pox: voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi
Seth_Erickson: We've already established Serge only reads so far down the cards
Desruprot: can't let you do that Star Fox
sheer_falacy: no one has even shocked themselves
Xeldamari: @Wa_Pox voxyHi
Wa_Pox: what's happening?
CybertronsMostWanted: at least voxy is tapping 180 degrees
MadWolf1290: swing first = die.
Diabore: swing first to generate aggro
F1SHOR: benginChaos benginChaos
Wa_Pox: SMOrc
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos
Dmc3628: le Chowse
white_whale1: benginChaos benginChaos
Wa_Pox: @Xeldamari voxyHi
RockPusher: dixGRITCHAMP benginChaos dixGRITCHAMP benginChaos
RandomTrivia: Voxy: "I will cause problems on purpose" LUL
superdude097: Voxy woke up today and chose VIOLENCE
CptFranisDrake: For Chaos!!!!!
andrew5550tv: @Wa_Pox voxyHi voxyGigi
Wa_Pox: @superdude097 also yesterday
sheer_falacy: That has reach?!
Wa_Pox: @andrew5550tv voxyHi voxyHeart
Sage0fMadness: !reach
Field94: [FIRST BLOOD]
charredspark: it is time for blood
Desruprot: LUL
superdude097: @wa_pox And probably tomorrow
a_ytp_fan: f i r s t b l o o d
Favre_Studios: serge
easterncaveofwonders: voxy wakes up and chooses violence
dimensaur: voxy chooses violence
Diabore: it have hit ben personally
ElissenRedux: @Wa_Pox voxyHi
Wa_Pox: @superdude097 pretty likely
DiscordianTokkan: Time to unmorph Serge!
andrew5550tv: [everyone liked that]
sylphide_spirit: fair kadena scary
Favre_Studios: correct choice
SrMuskrat: Voxy woke up and chose violence
easterncaveofwonders: voxyHype
Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux PogChamp voxyHeart
Twibbe: Fly baby fly SMOrc
HundreydAundre: oof, srr.
YeetTheRich_: getting major team rocket engery from the voxy/ben combo
yarrrgh: Wait, what? I did the artwork for that Prosh proxy
Robot_Bones: Swing while you can, soon you'll have to attack Graham
Sage0fMadness: Voxy doesn't choose violence, Violence wakes up and chooses Voxy
Sage0fMadness: Kappa
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RandomTrivia: DARGON
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
F1SHOR: im watching the agatha fisty playthrough so i have no choice but to agree with violence
Wa_Pox: @andrew5550tv voxyHype
sheer_falacy: now you have kobolds and elementals
silenceaux: honestly I was waiting for Serge to flip over that 0/6 flying morph
andrew5550tv: @10of9 thanks for the gifted sub!! voxyGigi
charredspark: oofa x doofa
NathanielBumppo: @Wa_Pox voxyHype
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Desruprot: xD
Wa_Pox: @NathanielBumppo voxyHeart
Wa_Pox: @bernardo013 thanks for the sub! lrrHEART
CybertronsMostWanted: "I choose violence" - Voxy always
Seth_Erickson: quick someone play a Old Growth Dryad
Dmc3628: meanwhile G with billlions of mana
Seth_Erickson: !card Old Growth Dryad
LRRbot: Old-Growth Dryads [G] | Creature β€” Dryad [3/3] | When Old-Growth Dryads enters the battlefield, each opponent may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
bernardo013: @Wa_Pox voxyGigi voxyGigi voxyGigi
Cavemanhar: here let me put big gay kings into play for ya ben Kappa
Diabore: does voxy have another die? its hard to see on stream
Wa_Pox: Arena on mobile looks better than I thought...
Desruprot: Elves do mana well, they always have
M3tts: Holy shit, Pox is here PogChamp voxyHi
andrew5550tv: LUL
Vonbane: Voxy does have her own tokens LUL
HundreydAundre: OH! A land sharing commander! That'd be funny.
CybertronsMostWanted: @Diabore be glad she has any haha
Wa_Pox: @M3tts PogChamp
KharadBanar: cassh prossh?
Seth_Erickson: It's actually pretty good @Wa_Pox
matthaus_c: are you just saying that because of the ornithopter pet be honest Kappa @Wa_Pox
falingard: Needs more infinitokens!
Wa_Pox: @matthaus_c I love me some Ornithopters...
JeromeFromNH: voxyChair
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh!
Seth_Erickson: it was willbender PogChamp
Desruprot: that first willbender
Wa_Pox: trap cards! voxyPepe
circusofkirkus: that's not willbender's morph cost!
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature β€” Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When Nantuko Vigilante is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
TheWanderingNomad: Wait we're suddenly in an MTG anime!?
sheer_falacy: still dies though?
sheer_falacy: ah
LRRbot: Icefeather Aven [GU] | Creature β€” Bird Shaman [2/2] | Flying / Morph {1}{G}{U} / When Icefeather Aven is turned face up, you may return another target creature to its owner's hand.
beetboxben: NotLikeThis
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PIayswithFlRE: two months; that's nowhere near a year
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Twibbe: SMOrc
silenceaux: it's a 2/2 with flying...
Wa_Pox: LUL
thejonnay: Hi @Wa_Pox !
Dmc3628: opposite of the Alfred quote
Wa_Pox: @thejonnay voxyHi
thejonnay: And evryone else
thejonnay: voxyHi voxyHype
Diabore: even willbender
sheer_falacy: she could sac kobolds in response anyway
Gaz_L: even boats!
matthaus_c: can't risk it being chromeshell crab
CyberFive: They can even be 2/2s!
wolfsark: it wasnt willbender for once
EJGRgunner: "Stupid mana" has been called
Diabore: post bounce if off the elderhall
Dmc3628: waiting on the ability to resolve since that's what Serge went on
Diabore: ???
LRRbot: Pride of the Perfect [3B] | Enchantment | Elves you control get +2/+0.
DiscordianTokkan: Pride of the Ford Prefect
andrew5550tv: elves getting thicc voxyPepe2
Twibbe: Neat
AlexDrafts: Have you wished Voxy a Happy Birthday yet?
Desruprot: real simple
Desruprot: but wait theres more
matthaus_c: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOXY
NathanielBumppo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOXY
Himyul: fog! fog! fog!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lotta elves
EJGRgunner: Bounce house! Everybody loves a bounce house!
Dmc3628: quick G cast veil of summer
whatcatsknow: Oh, it's Voxy's birthday? Happy Birthday!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss
circusofkirkus: LUL
TheWooglie: LUL
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
andrew5550tv: LUL
imgpw: FeelsBirthdayMan
TinyGiant427: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: g makes a great point πŸ˜‚
AlexDrafts: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype HAPPY B DAY
Twibbe: @whatcatsknow voxyHi
killmonger_27: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FeelsBirthdayMan voxyHype
Seth_Erickson: !card Lathril,
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
whatcatsknow: @Twibbe voxyHi
Wa_Pox: FeelsBirthdayMan
korvys: Oh, Pramikon flicker is a kinda dope idea
a_ytp_fan: happy birthday!
FacelessManAboutTown: seriously you guys look at all these freakin elves
easterncaveofwonders: Happy Birthday Voxy !
whatcatsknow: FeelsBirthdayMan
JeromeFromNH: FeelsBirthdayMan
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DiscordianTokkan: 11 total elves needed to drain for 10
Dmc3628: this wirewood is gonna get juiced on so much mana
Gaz_L: big ol ball of elves
Desruprot: alllllll righty then
13Ghost13: i know its not in the precon but i want serge to play a massacre wyrm
Walla_ttv: spoilers
Dark_Stargazer: ooooo
andrew5550tv: LUL
Twibbe: Shiet
Dmc3628: then again Voxy can go to the blood god
Rogue_07: Good golly, Miss Molly.
MajorFrostbyte: Taunting Voxy
Micsig: swole 3/1 elves
Twibbe: voxyHype
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
easterncaveofwonders: also so happy to see Mr. Stark with the DARK ELVES living the dream!!
JZahler: Threatening!
djalternative: FarSuck
Wa_Pox: @JZahler voxyHi
JZahler: Heya @Wa_Pox
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Rustpile: I love that farseek art so much
andrew5550tv: voxyHype
JZahler: Didn't someone give Voxy tokens for her deck at some point?
Twibbe: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, when it comes to Voxy the answer is yes.
DiscordianTokkan: sergeGift sergeGift
matthaus_c: it's either Farsick or it Farsucks
Wa_Pox: what a nice birthday gift
EJGRgunner: @JZahler probably pre-move
djalternative: That was Graham's joke. Not mine, Ben.
ElissenRedux: @JZahler Most of them, yeah
Vonbane: @JZahler doesn't she have Voxy tokens from CFB? LUL
djalternative: It's an old joke
ElissenRedux: @EJGRgunner Nah, wasn't all that long ago
F1SHOR: serge not paying his taxs
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
matthaus_c: cool joke, past streamer
Kadenus: most jokes are old graham jokes
DiscordianTokkan: OR, "Good Joke, old Graham"
Diabore: its an old joke but it checks out
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Turns out, G is funny
Favre_Studios: no tax, yep
Seth_Erickson: no free morphs NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Dmc3628: uh oh combo city inbound
Himyul: but former Graham was young Graham. Current Graham is old Graham.
matthaus_c: finding yet another Imperial Recruiter
sheer_falacy: such tutor skill
korvys: !card imperial recru
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
YeetTheRich_: just get the kiki-jiki out already
JZahler: @Vonbane using those seems kinda crass...she might as well just put $20 bills on the table for tokens
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !card memory lapse
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature β€” Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.
a_ytp_fan: in before all the elves die to a burning ball of fur and hate
Dmc3628: that's totally not a combo card
charredspark: uh oh
circusofkirkus: totally fair drake
Desruprot: oh....
Skudd: Ben's on my favorite archetype in Magic
Twibbe: Drgn
Vonbane: @JZahler if i had my own token i'd pimp that everwhere i could haha
Favre_Studios: oh, damn
Ratchet215: a_ytp_fan why would Voxy extinct them tho
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so much value
sheer_falacy: this empire is just so full of recruits
Punching_Bag: Urza block only had fair cards Kappa
LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature β€” Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
Kadenus: this recruiter is great at his job
chaostreader: I think Ben has played this deck before and I hate it. It’s funny. But I hate it.
Seth_Erickson: Love Mindclaw Shaman PogChamp
andrew5550tv: oh. oh my
monkeyboyktc: umm
Dmc3628: time to draw
r10pez10: hey where did willbender go
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This deck is sweet
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Imperial Re-Re-Recruiter.
darryldangeroux: the recruiter keeps taking breaks though
DiscordianTokkan: This Imperial Recruiter found a highschool to talk at
YeetTheRich_: turns out imperial recuiter is a decent card
Ratchet215: LUL
circusofkirkus: LMAO
RandomTrivia: LUL
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a ragtag gang of misfit protagonists
Kadenus: LUL
sheer_falacy: Voxy will remember this.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
imgpw: LUL
andrew5550tv: LUL
kamelion84: lol
Seth_Erickson: turns out it wasn't a willbender r10pez10 if you can believe it
whatcatsknow: nothing to see here LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
charredspark: politics intensify
Desruprot: LUL
Skudd: Great hands think alike
Twibbe: voxyGlasses
dr_unks: careful Serge. Voxy holds grudges
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Remember when Voxy promised not to attack Serge again, and then Serge did what he just did.
Dmc3628: Serge going for the I have no poker face but i'll read our guests
Rogue_07: Serge has made a powerful enemy this day.
a_ytp_fan: @Ratchet215 the elves die to pyroclasm, extinction doesnt come into play until the only cards on the battlefield are an army of angels and a darksteel-plated 10/9 flying commander
r10pez10: !card Dwarven Recruiter
LRRbot: Dwarven Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Dwarf [2/2] | When Dwarven Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Dwarf cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
ShaneLeeAtk: Going on the permanent record
andrew5550tv: [Voxy will remember that]
trojenturtle: "Voxy will remember this"
AlexDrafts: Serge was a PI before joining LR
andrew5550tv: @trojenturtle LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
trojenturtle: great minds
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
RandomTrivia: He's going off!
imgpw: Super value
Seth_Erickson: Gaming
Favre_Studios: target the guest, please
Dog_of_Myth: Ramp in Jeskai?
sheer_falacy: now everyone has ramp!
r10pez10: RRUUW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: daaaang
Kadenus: RRUW
Ratchet215: a_ytp_fan someone knows the episode from memory LUL
logophile99: Serge Justice ftw
matthaus_c: the overlay succs away
Dark_Stargazer: ben do be flickerin
r10pez10: the ASMR noise of shrinking commander damage indicators
Punching_Bag: what happened to the reboud of ephemerate?
sheer_falacy: dice might be good if you're doing more of that
sheer_falacy: oh
Electrodyne: Everyone just act extremely excited for every draw and play
LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature β€” Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
Favre_Studios: RRUW
andrew5550tv: LUL
ElissenRedux: LUL
Dark_Stargazer: LUL
Randoplh: LUL LUL LUL LUL
r10pez10: i mean it's a little rude
F1SHOR: benginTraitor benginTraitor
charredspark: friendship: over
Twibbe: Rood
HundreydAundre: Pepperidge Farm Re-Meme-Brrs
charredspark: bonds: broken
Seth_Erickson: Big Hams
Dark_Stargazer: rakdos canarium
Rogue_07: You *guess*-t, Voxy?
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Diabore: !card chandra's ignit
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Inkompetence: Rakdos Canarium, where they keep the Rakdos Canaries.
Usquebaugh67: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sheer_falacy: wow
F1SHOR: hard choice
DiscordianTokkan: Ben still can!
LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
Dmc3628: we need more targets
Field94: do all targets exist?\
Radyin: Are there any artifacts on the board?
Dmc3628: then again Decimate ben HAS to pick his signet
Diabore: to note, ben HAS to target his signety
circusofkirkus: decimate has to kill ben's signet
IcyDj: decimate has to have targets yes
DiscordianTokkan: To, targetting Prossh
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
F1SHOR: wierd game of commander lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham does have an enchantment.
freshmaker__: wow a game of commander with very few artifacts
Wa_Pox: a commander game with only one mana rock? voxyHmm
r10pez10: this was a "may" right
sheer_falacy: there are multiple enchantments
Dmc3628: yeah but is Ben gonna stone rain himself
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: caste ignition still kills the elf tokens doesnt it?
djalternative: I mean, chandra's ignition still kills a lot of elves
RandomTrivia: The reputation is earned for all time :D
Desruprot: LUL
Seth_Erickson: Youtube video title confirmed; Voxy Exposed (Not Clickbait)
Dark_Stargazer: LUL
stupidforgames: cool bear
Dmc3628: then again Voxy is petty she might just decimate ben's lands along with the signet
circusofkirkus: chandra's ignition gets rid of voxy's sac fodder too
imgpw: LUL
niccus: bear plus
Radyin: How big would Voxy's flyer get?
Field94: sergeHolyMoly
LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
imgpw: 5 mana 2/2 reveal target player's hand
Anonyman41: thats gonna be a funny decision when voxy ends up decimating his signet anyway lol
DiscordianTokkan: Notably, a LOT of Elves and everything dying would make those Bloodflies HUGE
Skudd: Soulherder is so gooooooood
r10pez10: Seb! Seb! Seb!
ramza1987: Chandra's Ignition+blightsteel Colossus Kappa
Wa_Pox: that Seb art Kreygasm
ElissenRedux: That art is amazing
in_response_edh: Love Soul Herder!
matthaus_c: delelelele whoop
r10pez10: i thought sound that was paragon drake winding up
Twibbe: Woop woop
Rogue_07: DM, I do that.
Loonatic93: That was very powerful nothing!
TheWooglie: and Ben wanted more lands
Dark_Stargazer: that was a lot, and surprisingly, not very much
matthaus_c: you did 3 whole things to the board
PIayswithFlRE: !card prossh
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Dmc3628: and now the Blood God hungers for petty vengeance
sheer_falacy: Powerful Nothing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @r10pez10 the lesser known perigrine drake from Kaladesh
Punching_Bag: well time for chandra's ignition
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben channeling Cam
RobustLaser: That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything.
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LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
HundreydAundre: Ben throws a Drake to the blink, & belief chat, We
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Is that 10 commander damage?
Dmc3628: this is a story
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
Twibbe: Drgn voxyHype
Seth_Erickson: Ormendahl PogChamp
sheer_falacy: commander damage is just combat damage
vellebastet: whipXD
RandomTrivia: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy Nope, it's loss of life
ElissenRedux: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy commander damage only counts combat
CyberFive: Fresh Prince of Innistrad
Figgyleaf: In the churchyard was where I spent most of my days
DiscordianTokkan: Bloodfly is now an 8/8
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: @sheer_falacy thanks!
charredspark: innistrad is where i spent most of my days
RobustLaser: oh hey that card's in my deck i like it
StreetRach: Ormendahl
Dmc3628: the Fresh Prince of Ormendhal
Diabore: Ormendaddy
LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
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r10pez10: ormendarhling
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Wa_Pox: Bob, Profane Prince
BrindleBoar: Orm&Dahl
superdude097: Holy moly, she got it right! :O
Roevhul: is it tapped?
Dark_Stargazer: LUL
F1SHOR: that reflector mage is going to be clutch for ben
Desruprot: Orm and all
Twibbe: Nailed it Voxy SeemsGood
Seth_Erickson: I love Ormendahl's art Kreygasm
Electrodyne: RandyOrtonDoll
silenceaux: at least it doesn't have trample...?
matthaus_c: the profane prince can do the chandra's ignition later, and gain like a lot of life
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Roevhul nope, westvale untaps itself
easterncaveofwonders: jeeeezz ,the comedy prattfalls of a bunch of kobolds summoning Oremendhal
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: less violent is still violent
RendezVoodoo: the profane is the good guy
a_ytp_fan: ormendhal + that boardwipe makes voxy's life skyrocket
Kadenus: ormendah gains you so much life with chandras ignition though. the value!
CybertronsMostWanted: profane strimmer casts profane prince....hmmmm
Unas84: Voxy, Ignition the demon! With the lifelink you get so much life!
TemporallyAwry: I forgot the indestructible - that's a trip.
Dmc3628: less violent than the blow up board otion
Gaz_L: 10 dmg not an issue if you gain 9 life every turn
Unas84: and you can do it right now!
notbehaving: now she untaps teh lands with earthcraft and CIs off Orhmendal
Twibbe: A nice time voxyHype
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Besides, next turn she can kill everyone's creatures and gain a huge amount of life since Ormendahl has lifelink.
DiscordianTokkan: Tapped because it was a Transform?
matthaus_c: Chandra's Ignition with Profane Prince? gain too much life?
mastershake29x: @DiscordianTokkan the ability untaps it
Radyin: If she uses Chandra's Ignition with Ormendahl, how much life will she gain?
chaostreader: Voxy didn’t even need to tap mana for that. She could have just tapped her basics multiple times with the creatures she was going to sacrifice.
Wa_Pox: and that word can't be said in this channel... (it starts with an F)
matthaus_c: Ormendahl doesn't have Vigilance? useless Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: @mastershake29x Ah!
superdude097: @radyin All of it
Twibbe: SMOrc
Seth_Erickson: gain 9 Voxy
imgpw: dont forget to gain the life
Skudd: Voxy gains 9
LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
r10pez10: ormendahl notably better than withengar
Twibbe: 9 damage secured!
Wa_Pox: backseaters smh...they're everywhere...
Ratchet215: whiever is in charge of life, the thing has lifelink
bvorhies: Does that have life link ?
a_ytp_fan: voxy gains 198 life or something like that with the ignition
Unas84: screaming at my screen so hard right now for Voxy to Ignite on Ormendahl, please do it voxyNerd !
NathanielBumppo: voxy gain 9
Dmc3628: they formed the pentagram
andrew5550tv: "this is the lamest sacrifice on my altar"
Desruprot: Soul Herder Grows
Gaz_L: "can you make change for 5 kobolds?"
Loonatic93: How about a Little Girl?
TehAmelie: maybe some Β½/Β½ little girls perhaps?
mastershake29x: so voxy has a 9/7 indestructible and an 8/8 flyer...
Decaped: germs!
Punching_Bag: wouldn't chandra's ignition on the swarmfly make it huge?
Skudd: The lowliest offering to Ormendahl would be 5 0/1 Plants
CyberFive: "We could've sacrifice germs to you. Or fractals."
sheer_falacy: Voxy very spooky
Roevhul: 10/10 flyer no?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nah, it's the 0/0 elementals from waker of waves
LRRbot: Golgari Findbroker [BBGG] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [3/4] | When Golgari Findbroker enters the battlefield, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
MajorFrostbyte: 18 life swing vs Graham, "not bad"
Loonatic93: Golgary GolRoss?
TehAmelie: ooh, 0/0 germs would be perfect for sacrificing right
HundreydAundre: More like an Ate-A T E flier.
sheer_falacy: she also has decimate which will target Ben's artifact eventually anyway
wolfsark: well then you cant be mad at her for doing it i guess Kappa
IcyDj: marvin?
Radyin: Counter on Marwyn?
Ballistic_Meatball: would Ormendahl have come back as a land again?
Unas84: she'd have gained 189 life from everyone else's creatures there :o voxyMoney
Ballistic_Meatball: since it left the battlefield and returned?
Uzumaki15: Ben is doing powerful nothing
gamercat88: hmm a theme
r10pez10: possibly, Ballistic_Meatball
Loonatic93: These Swamps? Elves!
Dmc3628: yes
IcyDj: marv has 6 counters i think
Sage0fMadness: Sometimes the room has to be cleaned
Dmc3628: Prince would be the one dealing the dmg
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Qelt: LUL
Unas84: and that's not counting her own creatures even
RandomTrivia: There it is
superdude097: 189 from creatures. It also hits players
Ratchet215: Findbroker and the tribal enchantment entered
RandomTrivia: Time to gain ALL the life
easterncaveofwonders: remember when voxy declared that she wasted to wear the target...?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben can also potentially do it with a clone in hand, if he can also flicker his expensive 2/2.
Roevhul: and her 10/10 lives right?
Unas84: oh and opponents too, so that'another 27 XD
PIayswithFlRE: 261
Twibbe: CurseLit
r10pez10: 9 times 29? that's almost 10 times 30!
matthaus_c: and that's assuming more creatures don't get played
Radyin: @Roevhul And would be very, very large.
HundreydAundre: Kathlenn: "Excuse me. I am doing nothing, P o w e r f u l l y."
SxySamurai: How much damage did you do?
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Isn't that almost 2 years? lrrBEEJ
Unas84: if she doesn't sac her own creatures for other stuff, to safe the bloodfly
SxySamurai: Yes
Twibbe: Math NotLikeThis
matthaus_c: there are no Interrupts anymore, G :p
WhatCo: i would love to see massacre girl happen here
a_ytp_fan: voxy can just kill someone next turn
Bowtimes: It makes me so happy to see Voxy playing commander with LRR :)
Wa_Pox: @WhatCo our favorite girl voxyHappysad
r10pez10: oh hey a pencil
TheWooglie: your enchantments?
Radyin: 13. It counts your enchantment, right?
IcyDj: tribal enchantment too
sheer_falacy: finale would be fun
Dmc3628: PIGS
LRRbot: End-Raze Forerunners [5GGG] | Creature β€” Boar [7/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: BIG PIG
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Unas84: uh oh
YeetTheRich_: budget hoof
whatcatsknow: KEKW
Dog_of_Myth: BIG PIG
Dread_Pirate_Westley: BIG PIG.
JeromeFromNH: feral hogs
andrew5550tv: PAIN BACON PogChamp
RandomTrivia: BIGGEST PIGGEST
sylphide_spirit: the boys!
whatcatsknow: LUL
Kadenus: the biggus piggus
niccus: biggus piggus
SquirrelEarl: Big Pig
circusofkirkus: PAIN BACON
imgpw: LUL
Loonatic93: Oh... My...
RandomTrivia: Pain Bacon LUL
CptFranisDrake: budget craterhoof!
r10pez10: is that an elf
Wa_Pox: oink oink
stupidforgames: you've seen pocket bacon, now its time for...
CyberFive: They call me...MR PIG!!
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD whipXD
Sage0fMadness: PAIN BACON LUL
charredspark: bacon pain... some stay dry and others feel the rain
MechaKuuga: Pain bacon train incoming
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pain bacon is now entering my vernacular
Field94: Honorary elf
wikisome: Party Pigs! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Twibbe: PAIN BACON πŸ₯“
NotGruulButWhy: I love pain bacon!
sheer_falacy: if he had real hoof
RandomTrivia: Oh Serge...
Dmc3628: ah yes Serge with the power play
Roevhul: even real hoof would no kill..
FLICK_MTG: Voxy's life total is GROWING?!
SnowBuddy18: you've heard of pocket bacon, now get ready for PAIN BACON
circusofkirkus: aetherize one time
Twibbe: @flick_mtg voxyHi
Dmc3628: Ben sitting on comeuppance watch
charredspark: if you hear the hoofs, you'll get the oofs
WhatCo: @ElissenRedux Thanks for the gift sub!
Vashtorflick: pain bacon
FLICK_MTG: Oh,Hi @twibbe !
chaostreader: The 1/1’s are 5/3’s. Seems good
wolfsark: Swing em all at serge!
NathanielBumppo: @Twibbe voxyHi
Wanmonatio: voxyGigi voxyGigi
ElissenRedux: @WhatCo np fren voxyHeart
KingGallade: voxyHi
undeadmetaphor: @WhatCo voxyHi
Twibbe: @nathanielbumppo voxyHi
andrew5550tv: oh hey its whatco voxyHi
Loonatic93: I think overrunning Voxy is the best option.
FLICK_MTG: Hello All!
niccus: math is for attackers
WhatCo: @undeadmetaphor @andrew5550tv oh shit whaddup
YeetTheRich_: dewit
monkeyboyktc: kill serge kill serge everone with me now
JZahler: voxyHi voxyHeart voxyGigi voxyKnife
a_ytp_fan: gotta go all at voxy or she just wins
A_Dub888: Just kill someone 4head
YeetTheRich_: D E W I T
angus_the_chap: No one told me the ball of elfball was really a ball of bacon
sheer_falacy: kill the person who can gain 89?
WhatCo: when it doubt, dice roll
Ratchet215: LUL
superdude097: Game's gotta end eventually.
Wa_Pox: @undeadmetaphor @andrew5550tv @ElissenRedux @JZahler voxF
monkeyboyktc: actually kill voxy
Dog_of_Myth: Roll for it G
Dmc3628: well that makes it easy
andrew5550tv: LUL
charredspark: flip a 3 sided coin
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
undeadmetaphor: @Wa_Pox voxyGigi voxF
r10pez10: F6 means you can't be attacked, this is known
matthaus_c: fingers to your noses, call not it
monkeyboyktc: LUL
Twibbe: LUL
Cavemanhar: in the immortal words of Jim Lapage "ehh its getting late here"
Gaz_L: i mean, he can def kill Serge
PiousHeathen: everyone is friends until the Big Pig shows up
mastershake29x: voxy has a board wipe that can gain her 200 life, but she's no threat
monkeyboyktc: ish
charredspark: [menacing]
Dmc3628: and thus vengeance was swift
Twibbe: Just chilling SMOrc
Roevhul: Forerunner on screen?
SmashTCG: tell that to the 5 things sacrifced to him
Wa_Pox: peace was never an option BibleHands
FLICK_MTG: Serge, do you have "Control", "ALT", and "DELETE" Tokens too?
Figgyleaf: "I'm just chillin with my NUKE, I'm no threat"
Cavemanhar: @mastershake29x that she could have cast last turn
matthaus_c: Ormendahl is the type of demon that's just gonna take you for a date at the church
charredspark: oink oink, mfer
Dmc3628: that's a Quandrix thing
sylphide_spirit: math is for blockers
matthaus_c: oh no who played Raging River
Twibbe: Math NotLikeThis
mastershake29x: @Cavemanhar she could have, but then couldn't have gained the 200 because she needed the mana to make orhmendal
Gaz_L: unless that Chandra Nalaar gets him all keyed up
Twibbe: Ouch
sheer_falacy: Voxy has more mana
Cavemanhar: she has earthcraft
Cavemanhar: @mastershake29x
Loonatic93: Forgot about Pride.
SmashTCG: end raze forrunnner?
Loonatic93: And I forgot about Dre.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: sergeOffByOne
Gaz_L: 32
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
DeM0nFiRe: Nice lol
a_ytp_fan: serge on the live fast die young plan
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
Kazman20a: sergeOffByOne
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thematically appropriate not death for serge
a_ytp_fan: lrrFINE lrrFINE
SmashTCG: they are all vigilant becasue of runners?
Bowtimes: Voxy with shock one time?
FLICK_MTG: LLANOBOAR!!!
Greypelt: Instant speed tap those elves?
Skudd: I counted 28 at Serge (10 + 7 + 6 + 5)
CyberFive: And Graham can tap is elves afterwards, too!
SxySamurai: Always picking on Serge :(
angus_the_chap: Yeah I got 28 as well
YeetTheRich_: just bolt him for 1 ben
BasiliskXVIII: Graham should have remembered what happens when you leave math for the blockers from Game Knights.
Twibbe: But w8 there’s more LUL
SmashTCG: uhhh thats a lot of tokens
Radyin: 69 damage?
PIayswithFlRE: but...you have a 9/9 flyer?
sheer_falacy: Graham has another 10 damage
Dmc3628: 6 elves come in Marwyn gets even swoler
Radyin: Did I do my math right? Was that 69 damage?
RandomTrivia: Oops, All Smol Things
a_ytp_fan: lol voxy actually just wins next turn
JeromeFromNH: nice
SmashTCG: NICE
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
whatcatsknow: nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
charredspark: nice
undeadmetaphor: nice
Twibbe: Token shortage
Figgyleaf: nice
bernardo013: nice
matthaus_c: nice
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Vashtorflick: nice
CyberFive: nice
acolathy: nice
Bladinus: Nice
ZER0_TW0: nice
imgpw: nice
Wa_Pox: nice
MechaKuuga: giggity
incredulouspasserby: nice
a_ytp_fan: nuce
TimboTimmyTim: nice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
andrew5550tv: nice
canahedo: nice
Twibbe: NICE!
Vonbane: nice
PhantmShado: Nice
TheWooglie: oshiNice
SubatomicAura: nice
stupidforgames: nice
garunkl: nice
Roevhul: niiiiiice
LemonLemur: nice
Unas84: nice
a_ytp_fan: nice
GreatSacrificer: nice
Wa_Pox: all calculated
TehAmelie: do LotR movie discs count as elf tokens? i bet you could have like 16 of them
DeM0nFiRe: n i c e
vellebastet: nice
FLICK_MTG: Nice!
Spanked42: I thought Serge took 33?
Dmc3628: G with the Insta win on that
nobodez: NICE!
AgentConundrum: nice
Moonspeak721: g is such a meme lord wow
Qelt: nice
10of9: Nice
Gaz_L: secret win con
RandomTrivia: Thanks Paul
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks lrrPAUL
charredspark: F L A V O R W I N
NotGruulButWhy: Surge should've taken 28
FLICK_MTG: Deals Sexy-Damage
Twibbe: πŸ‘Œ
sheer_falacy: Graham so merciful
matthaus_c: Voxy wins the game next turn but Graham won the battle
flailingsoup: serge was at 34? he took 1 extra damage right?
NarfBlinko: 70,sorry
wolfsark: we told you to kill serge
sheer_falacy: he can kill Serge
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
Roevhul: overkill is points in the bank!!
SmashTCG: remember that time you lived becasue of that in Game KNights?
FLICK_MTG: @NarfBlinko is the party-poop
Loonatic93: Bear Force One!
Seth_Erickson: Emergent Ultimatum mana πŸ‘€
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
NarfBlinko: guilty
MoxBismuth: yahtzee with basics
Wa_Pox: You are required to dance if that happens...
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
imgpw: now serge has to scoop
korvys: double-tron
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Desruprot: xD
DiscordianTokkan: THERE'S the two of each basic now!
charredspark: double wubrg, all the way, across my playmat
r10pez10: lol silly non-flying elves
Kadenus: yeah get him serge!
Loonatic93: Why is BUG Tron?
DeM0nFiRe: So basically Graham stubbed his toe while kicking the crap out of Serge LUL
LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
Unas84: time to blow up that board and gain a bazillion life
Diabore: and serge can.....anyway
r10pez10: geographically?
superdude097: CounterClockwise
Dmc3628: well ignition this board and gain Xponents of life
canahedo: counter-clockwise
Tecnocrat: Widdershins.
Vonbane: attack is only with creatures?
LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Clever Impersonator enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
Kadenus: omg
imgpw: ormendahl
IcyDj: pain bacon?
r10pez10: oh yeah any non-land permanent
Roevhul: Ormendahl easy
a_ytp_fan: easy ormendahl
dmeigod: lol he can make people not attack at all
Electrodyne: RandyOrtonDoll
Figgyleaf: Seems like a good get
DiscordianTokkan: Build a Bear, but with demons
niccus: does ormendahl work...?
ElektroTal: ormendahl at home
RandomTrivia: Far easier than having to sacrifice 5 Kobolds...
LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
Inkompetence: Impersonate Pramikon, choose opposite direction, let no one attack?
charredspark: yourmendahl? mymendahl
Tecnocrat: I'll make my own Ormendahl! With Blackjack!
niccus: impersonator doesn't remove legendary status
DeM0nFiRe: F
Twibbe: Ormendahl voxyHype
Tiber727: I like how it's a 0/0 that "may" impersonate a creature. Or it could enter the field and immediately die.
matthaus_c: now Ben flickers the red 2/2 at eot and casts Chandra's Thingy
Gaz_L: he could copy Pramikon, but it's legendary, so rule means one dies
FLICK_MTG: A ReSERGEnce?!
Figgyleaf: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
kamelion84: lol
a_ytp_fan: yeahhhhh
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: Spite lifegain
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
r10pez10: so rude
bernardo013: looooool
RandomTrivia: Get got, I suppose
Twibbe: @flick_mtg LUL
mastershake29x: @Inkompetence voxy would immediately wipe the board next turn if he did that (she might anyway, but definitely would here)
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril, Blade of the Elves deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Favre_Studios: flicker the spell steal guy
Favre_Studios: that would be awesome
Roevhul: aaaand now Voxy wins gg
matthaus_c: flicker the spell steal!
ElektroTal: lathril is real busted
JZahler: Time for Chandra to put a stop to this nonsense
silenceaux: And if he does it after Ben declares attackers, Ben still wasn't able to attack Graham, which is a nice bonus
a_ytp_fan: ohhhhhh ben can steal this
bvorhies: Wont voxy win if she plays a wrath
Favre_Studios: flicker the spell stealler
imgpw: flicker the spell steal
Seth_Erickson: ben should ignition now for mega life link
superdude097: Now Ben can gain all the life!
a_ytp_fan: get the ignition and gain 200 life
10of9: Reflector mage!
PIayswithFlRE: now ben's ormandal does the board wipe!
Wa_Pox: voxyMoney
matthaus_c: Ben, one word: ignition
a_ytp_fan: doooooo it
a_ytp_fan: ben
sheer_falacy: do you want Voxy to gain 200
DiscordianTokkan: We heard her
Roevhul: chose Voxy and get the life come on
Wa_Pox: I heard it voxyHmm
Sage0fMadness: Remix to Ignition
Ratchet215: now would be the perfect time to snipe egnition
r10pez10: chat herder
a_ytp_fan: yeeeeesssss
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SmashTCG: Ben
imgpw: ez clap
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh please
SmashTCG: everyoens dead
RandomTrivia: Here it comes
kamelion84: lol
FLICK_MTG: @Voxy apparently not LOUD enough?!
charredspark: uh oh
ElektroTal: !card mindclaw shaman
LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature β€” Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
Favre_Studios: get the ignition
Diabore: lets talk this out ben
sheer_falacy: now he gains 200
MajorFrostbyte: Hol up!
a_ytp_fan: yeesssss
Sage0fMadness: breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp
Twibbe: Hol up
Favre_Studios: flicker the mindclaw shaman
ElektroTal: !card earthcraft
LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
matthaus_c: Ben never saw it coming
Roevhul: sorcery
Wa_Pox: Judge!
DiscordianTokkan: Oofa
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
a_ytp_fan: yeeesssssss
r10pez10: feels bad
Favre_Studios: !card chandra's ignition
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Figgyleaf: loloops
Vashtorflick: KEKW
a_ytp_fan: lets gooooooooooo
control_rig: Ugggghhhhh
charredspark: just desserts, served fresh
SmashTCG: ohno
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
toastrz_: ive tried to cast decimate at instant speed so many times lol
Twibbe: voxyHype
Desruprot: LUL
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Ratchet215: PogChamp
a_ytp_fan: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Loonatic93: But Mama Elf stays.
Walla_ttv: she still could do that :(
Sage0fMadness: BEN THE KING
Dmc3628: and now Ben gains the billions of ife
a_ytp_fan: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Diabore: ben gets many many lifes
Twibbe: Noooh
superdude097: 9x35
Wa_Pox: that's illegal
Sage0fMadness: this is a lesson Voxy
SmashTCG: Ben, has a million life
10of9: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Unas84: Voxy, sac all your stuff to Prossh!!
Sage0fMadness: Do not choose violence then take a nap
a_ytp_fan: ben is our god now
Sage0fMadness: LUL
r10pez10: running count - 7 creatures for ben + ben himself
sblue333: !card kind mindclaw shaman
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Ignition doesn't hit the spell's controller
notbehaving: Chandras is opp creatures
mastershake29x: smart move, so that and her orhmendal will live
Wa_Pox: all of them LUL
r10pez10: voxy: 10 + voxy
Dog_of_Myth: G: Yes
RandomTrivia: So many
Dark_Stargazer: wild
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 279
Diabore: 279
matthaus_c: 279
Kadenus: 279
Dmc3628: 279 life to Ulmer
DeM0nFiRe: Ben's Life Total: Yes
darryldangeroux: 32
superdude097: 279
Wa_Pox: that makes 3, I think...
MTGRanger: Uhhhhhhh
Radyin: How many tokens does Graham get?
Wa_Pox: LUL
Twibbe: Math NotLikeThis
r10pez10: OH
Kadenus: oh dear
Unas84: ^^
PIayswithFlRE: except voxy's ormendal is also indestructible
RandomTrivia: OH
a_ytp_fan: graham about to die
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: I'm here to look at the life counter
DeM0nFiRe: Ben loses because he times out incrementing his life counter LUL
Punching_Bag: G don't forget your enchantment
RandomTrivia: The Bloodflies
Seth_Erickson: !chandra's Ignition
DiscordianTokkan: Graham's Enchantment proccs a bunch also? I think?
Seth_Erickson: !card Chandra's Ignition
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
notbehaving: it doesn't hit bens creatures @LoadingReadyRun
chaostreader: Same number minus 3 and the creatures that live.
Seth_Erickson: it does hit ben's creatures
mastershake29x: @notbehaving yes it does
FLICK_MTG: Did 69 creatures die?
Radyin: How many tokens does Graham get from his enchantment?
a_ytp_fan: reading the card explains the card
Dmc3628: it does
silenceaux: I'm getting 25 deaths but I'm not sure?
Diabore: ben gets -9 life
Seth_Erickson: how dare we
A_Dub888: !card westvale abbey
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
code1300: How many non tokens gram get tokens back
RandomTrivia: """""only"""""
LarkSachrosis: a mere 283
A_Dub888: !card ormendahl
LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
randombillfolds: !card Prowess of the Fair
LRRbot: Prowess of the Fair [1B] | Tribal Enchantment β€” Elf | Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
code1300: Gram enchantment
Twibbe: Solid health
Wa_Pox: big math game
Dmc3628: and now we run ads
circusofkirkus: did voxy lose 9?
darryldangeroux: @code1300 that's dead
Desruprot: a bunch of huge creatures now
charredspark: magic the triggering
sheer_falacy: wasn't Lathril around?
metaphics: welp, there's always commander damage
Kadenus: does lathril not count for graham?
Loonatic93: And then Mama Elf gets 4 more counters.
darryldangeroux: serge killed the token maker, didn't he?
Figgyleaf: Synergy! With a capital "S"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: pain bacon =/= elf
sheer_falacy: commander still died
L334_M0N: what did I just tune into?
NarfBlinko: marwin counters for those tokens
Dark_Stargazer: its magic the "never have mercy on your opponents"
Gaz_L: remember Lathril does die as of new rules
Dog_of_Myth: Lathril didn't die, went back to the command zone I assume?
a_ytp_fan: f in the chat for graham
FLICK_MTG: What the gush?!
WhatCo: 37 lookin like pennies right now monkaS
F1SHOR: serge just wanted to flip some cards face up
Seth_Erickson: Ormen looking Dapper
JeromeFromNH: 37/37 PrideCute PrideCute PrideCute
Walla_ttv: spiderman.jpg
Twibbe: Dat fly
Wa_Pox: bUrself
Gaz_L: spider-man pointing
JZahler: Just a casual 37/37
RandomTrivia: The most ridiculous standoff, 2 Ormendahls staring each other down
silenceaux: That's what, an 8 turn clock?
Tecnocrat: That 37/37 got Ben on a 7 turn clock!
SmashTCG: too busy holding all those babys
philippekav: you have a kill a graham
Unas84: that 37/37 bloodfly sounds like something that might be a fun challenge for Agatha Fisty
Gaz_L: it's a very smol bow
Seth_Erickson: so many bow users without reach in Mtg
PadawanTK16: #give oketra reach
CaptainSpam: Look, she has a bow, but she's got a lot going on.
superdude097: She can shoot the bow because she's hold a baby, DUH Ben! Kappa
Wa_Pox: can't she only attack Ben or was that until the creature died?
dangerous_safety: yeah 8 turns, assuming nothing else dies
Twilight_Spark: Kill Graham? Where have I heard that before?
TophTheHermit: Her other arm is holding a baby, she can't draw the bow
LarkSachrosis: It's an emotional support bow
andrew5550tv: LUL
a_ytp_fan: Ben seeing a 37/37: oh no! anyway
DiscordianTokkan: If she wasn't holding a baby, she'd have reach. It's impressive enough that she can fire that one-handed!
FLICK_MTG: Isnt that a Neil Young song?
boopboopbiboop: Spot on Paul
mastershake29x: @Wa_Pox that died
r10pez10: he has one green up
sylphide_spirit: oof
Wa_Pox: @mastershake29x thanks
Figgyleaf: In north Ontario-io, in North on-tar-i-o
a_ytp_fan: nice
A_Dub888: #BlameBen
Loonatic93: he also has Mama Elf and all her mana.
Twibbe: SMOrc
iris_of_ether: nice
randombillfolds: At that point, you'd just bow out.
matthaus_c: Ben won the battle
RandomTrivia: Imagine this, but with a bow https://i.imgur.com/M7IRbou.gif
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
LarkSachrosis: nice
imgpw: but it was 69 across all of you
asthanius: Why did Voxy choose to keep Chandra's Ignition in the deck though? Pretty sus
Wa_Pox: BibleThump
FLICK_MTG: "There is a Bloodfly from North Ontario....."
SmashTCG: i mean she could keep him around to deal with ben with him
iRaidUrFridge: nice
Dmc3628: yeah prami is not great 1v1
BaconWrapOG: what a game
azureHaights: Is Serge actually at 1, or is he also similarly slam-jammed?
niccus: do you want voxy to attack your left or your right
imgpw: pramikon blocks the 37/37
YeetTheRich_: this card is useless!
iRaidUrFridge: play it out!
imgpw: she can't get through
Wa_Pox: Team Jaya wins
Seth_Erickson: Take a draw PogChamp
matthaus_c: 2HG
Kreiseler: mean girls win!
StreamTeam3000: play on
MajorFrostbyte: Mean Girls Win!!!
LarkSachrosis: Friendship!
RandomTrivia: Voxy taking the assist points
YeetTheRich_: team rocket wins
a_ytp_fan: two headed commander
Stormthius: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
asthanius: "Wanna split?"
r10pez10: you could decide it on a flip if you really want
BehemothDan: voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
Twibbe: voxyGg
SmashTCG: it turns out, Peace was an option
CaptainSpam: So the game didn't end so much as it just stopped. :D
charredspark: F R I E N D S H I P
Desruprot: we'll call it a draw
FLICK_MTG: @Figgyleaf right on
Ratchet215: jeskai flicker doesnt have bounce?
r10pez10: 2HGEDH is fun too
SquirrelEarl: Ormendahls and Fiery Ignitions unite
vellebastet: whipXD
Roevhul: 10 vs 283 takes the draw :P
mastershake29x: voxy could get through 9 a turn, which would take quite a while
vellebastet: What a game
vellebastet: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: "No matter who wins, I didn't"
niccus: serge's noticing ended the game
Gaz_L: 2HG Commander would be a fun gimmick for FNPF sometime tho!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, you could *make* game 2 a 2hg game
djalternative: so next game is actually 2hg right?
Sage0fMadness: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
BjjBrain: So ben has no exile lol got it!
BaconWrapOG: I always know that when lrr does a 2nd commander game im going to be up until 1 am
vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
gnome_friend: Oh no I missed the first game lrrAWW
a_ytp_fan: @mastershake29x plus it would neutralize because ben would be gaining 9
Gaz_L: i feel like it's hard to do 2HG over Discord
Ritaspirithntr: Oh i’m sorry, was this secretly a two-headed giant commander game? benginFingers
dangerous_safety: narrator voice: game 2 went for 6 hours
Ratchet215: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat nah, archenemy is more fitting to Voxy
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Gaz_L: may have to save for when moonbase magic comes back
Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend Watch the VOD. It's quite good
Kreiseler: if its 2hg next game whatre the pairs? is it ben/voxy vs g/serge again?
RandomTrivia: !break
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DeM0nFiRe: So chat you guys were saying it's an 8 turn clock, am I wrong or could Ben's ormendahl just always block the bloodfly, then voxy's ormendahl goes through, meaning ben's life total stays the same?
Loonatic93: All Graham had to do was kill Voxy and he was fine.
Vonbane: they don't have hexproof, so they can be stolen, pacified, exiled, etc... manay options
matthaus_c: I like this Pramikon/Prossh combo for 2HGEDH
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe Exactly. THe net change is that Voxy gains 9 life a turn
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never trust James.
gnome_friend: #blame lrrJAMES
a_ytp_fan: #BlameJames
DeM0nFiRe: Ok yeah so basically if nothing changed it was a stalemate with voxy gaining life and Ben staying the same?
BrowneePoints: Yep. Voxy and Ben didn't have ways to deal with each other's ormendahls in their decks. so it was a stalemate
Gaz_L: presumably Ben would eventually draw into something tho, maybe just flickering the fly, even
DeM0nFiRe: Ok makes sense, thanks
BaconWrapOG: how long is break usually chat?
DeM0nFiRe: Usually about 3 minutes I think?
a_ytp_fan: a few minutes
BrowneePoints: and instead of spending 15+ minutes drawing it out, they decided to just go to game 2
gnome_friend: about five minutes ago lrrBEEJ
sheer_falacy: Either Ben would draw something or Voxy would draw something and Ben would cast it
BrowneePoints: FALL GUYS STREAM!?
BrowneePoints: HELL YA!
mastershake29x: @BaconWrapOG s vouple minutes
Wa_Pox: voxyBlanket
gnome_friend: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #563: "I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused." β€”Serge [2015-07-18]
MyrddintheWizard: !advice
LRRbot: Do not quit the game while the pickle is gyrating.
BaconWrapOG: Wait htat desk mat is amazing
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gnome_friend: SQUEET
gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
LRRbot: Quote #4662: "Squeet!" β€”Ian [2018-02-07]
Twibbe: voxyHi
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FNPF 2: electric boogaloo
Gaz_L: so many morphs
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Graham spitting truth
Twibbe: SeemsGood
FLICK_MTG: WOOHOO!!!
charredspark: yayea
Twibbe: voxyHype
Himyul: get him!
Vonbane: wonder if GiGi got locked out for this stream LUL
FLICK_MTG: GOOD LUCK NO PUNTS, EVERYONE!!!
a_ytp_fan: serge already in the lead
sheer_falacy: the sol read
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Twibbe: CoolCat
philippekav: bolt for 2
charredspark: into signet?
hidingbox: has the sol ring get him!
matthaus_c: now play arcane signet
Figgyleaf: No signet?
RandomTrivia: Here we go, Archenemy time!
Himyul: get him now!
matthaus_c: into second sol ring
charredspark: boo this man
RandomTrivia: OH BOY
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Wa_Pox: here they go again LUL
andrew5550tv: LUL
BaconWrapOG: LUL
Kreiseler: are we SURE this isnt a 2hg game? :)
FLICK_MTG: @voxy Any Mirror Marching?
BrowneePoints: If you like it then you better put a ring on it
Desruprot: LUL
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hidingbox: If Graham top decked the sol ring...
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
matthaus_c: oh my god it is 2HGEDH
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: welp
Twibbe: Two rings to rule them all
circusofkirkus: LMAO
FLICK_MTG: !decklist
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Kadenus: some people are just built different
Figgyleaf: woooooooooow
r10pez10: !clip
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MajorFrostbyte: Graham is outsie
LRRbot: Strionic Resonator [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Twibbe: Aww shiet
djalternative: yeah. why didn't you say it's 2hg at the beginning
Kreiseler: cmon sol ring topdeck!
Field94: that sandbagging, totally casting a morph next turn :P
imgpw: is that just a baby lithoform engine
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
superdude097: Yes
asthanius: Yes it does
brendonn: yes
Malchior: The answer is yes
r10pez10: yeah it does
FLICK_MTG: oh!
ClickClicky: yes evokes a triger
Desruprot: !rule Evoke
Kadenus: oh didnt know that
Desruprot: hmmm
Dog_of_Myth: I didn't know that either. Neat
Malchior: ETB, evoke, before evoke trigger, instant
Malchior: 2nd ETB
Desruprot: I remember the MTG Bot being able to explain rules
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
circusofkirkus: SO MANY CARDS
BrowneePoints: Yep. Flickering mulldrifter is a classic play
gnome_friend: lrrAWESOME
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BaconWrapOG: oh
imgpw: thats like 70 cards
hidingbox: that is sexy
Wa_Pox: what a nice 2/2
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Moonspeak721: that is criminal
Malchior: And it comes back and stays on the field, beacuse the evoke trigger fizzles
Malchior: So you can blink it MORE
SK__Ren: So Ben is still losing? Just checking
Electrodyne: That seems like some sort of combination play
Field94: P O W E R F U L magic
MajorFrostbyte: Welcome to Sol Ring EDH
BaconWrapOG: queue will smith: thats hot
Twibbe: Gotta go fast
Dog_of_Myth: No no, Ben is winning the value battle
imgpw: ben is technically in last place after all of that
sheer_falacy: Ben has discarded the most cards and is at the lowest life, he's losing so badly
asthanius: Snek!
r10pez10: nailed it
gnome_friend: Upcake
LRRbot: Ophiomancer [2B] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
r10pez10: UPCAKE
Figgyleaf: I think the pointy arrow of winning is pointing firmly at Ben
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dyvion: It's a puh puh puh puh palindrome!
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superdude097: Forest doesn't need to tap?
Diabore: upcake LUL
djalternative: !upcake
Bladinus: snek frand
gnome_friend: Untap, upcake, draw
Desruprot: upcake
2rrr_mirror_breaker: she paid 4
KharadBanar: Grahamβ€˜s board feels like playing a game of Civ on Deity difficulty
brendonn: I love ophiomancer
AirTony7: Have any of you consider ever playing Pauper EDH for FNPF?
FLICK_MTG: WHy did it have to be snakes?!
LRRbot: Elvish Skysweeper [G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [1/1] | {4}{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature with flying.
Diabore: @AirTony7 they did in the before times, back in the old moonbase iirc
Desruprot: Mully McDrifter
BaconWrapOG: yes 5 mana to kill the 2/2
circusofkirkus: voxy gets a snek!
imgpw: she gets a snake now
imgpw: too
Wa_Pox: 🐍 πŸ”ͺ
andrew5550tv: can i interest you in (1) danger noodle?
Twibbe: Sneks
Ballistic_Meatball: You think he wonders where the snakes go?
RandomTrivia: Relax chat, there's a D20 representing the snek
Vonbane: i heard Paul say Soft Cell, so i thought Tainted Love? LUL
Kreiseler: @imgpw she only gets a snake if she doesnt have a snake
andrew5550tv: they're just right and they should say it
LRRbot: Jaspera Sentinel [G] | Creature β€” Elf Rogue [1/2] | Reach / {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
Wa_Pox: If only Voxy had custom tokens for her Prossh deck Kappa
Ballistic_Meatball: He keeps giving out snakes, and then sees us go by without a snake after he just gave us one...
Malchior: Is Graham just playing with the precon?
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
ElissenRedux: @Wa_Pox ikr? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Jaspera Sentinel is... so bad.
Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux LUL
Vonbane: @Malchior yes
BaconWrapOG: I've kept worse hands
Malchior: Agreed Discordian, hence why I think Graham is playing with the unmodified precon
Field94: absolute degeneracy
Wa_Pox: poor Ben BibleThump
Wa_Pox: having to discard
Kadenus: ephemerate sure is dece, huh?
gnome_friend: lrrAWW muffin Ben
ElissenRedux: Whats that, 4 mana, 6 cards? seems good
Desruprot: the lack of Reliquary Tower is stong
djalternative: coming to a historic near you
LRRbot: Stonehorn Dignitary [3W] | Creature β€” Rhino Soldier [1/4] | When Stonehorn Dignitary enters the battlefield, target opponent skips their next combat phase.
Wa_Pox: @ElissenRedux you could draw 6 for 3 with that new white spell... half are drawn by an opponent though...
FLICK_MTG: Stone Diggy?!! Nice
Twibbe: Rood
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
grim_finale: came here for Voxy but now I gotta support Graham. Underdogs rise SeemsGood
brendonn: Card disadvantage PogChamp
Wa_Pox: that person on the card looks very high...
Field94: Summoning Sickness
Desruprot: a closet is usually nice
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Himyul: uhhhh.... game loss?
darryldangeroux: signalling intent
FLICK_MTG: @Wa_Pox we say "Enlightened"
YeetTheRich_: this feels like that time graham played bear force one on game knights
BaconWrapOG: GRV ben
Wa_Pox: @FLICK_MTG bloobySmart
BrowneePoints: Basic City? Why you gotta call me out like that
shendaras: I stepped away and just returned. Who ended up winning the last round?
Desruprot: such a basic city
bvorhies: What’s ben getting?
LRRbot: Conjurer's Closet [5] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Seth_Erickson: love the Closet
Cavemanhar: the natural turn three jund
bvorhies: What that do ?
LRRbot: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder [4B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. / When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder.
TheWanderingNomad: @shendaras - Voxy and Ben basically tied sinc ethey were in a stalemate
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun we're getting a very very slight echo
charredspark: gross, in front of everyone?
RandomTrivia: @shendaras A moral victory was declared for Voxy and Ben after Ben went to 283 life and Voxy had a 31/31
KingOfDoma: he good at bangin'
Kadenus: voxy is casting some sick cards
BaconWrapOG: Wait the WHAT?
Twibbe: voxyTopdeck
FLICK_MTG: Love the closet
MajorFrostbyte: RUM RUIM
DiscordianTokkan: !ing
r10pez10: "robbed of the combat step"
Twibbe: Closet ftw
Desruprot: xD oh right closet means someone might not get combat
BrowneePoints: @shendaras and they both had Ormendahls so it was a dead stalemate
LRRbot: Elderfang Ritualist [2B] | Creature β€” Elf Cleric [3/1] | When Elderfang Ritualist dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
Moonspeak721: powerful magic
gnome_friend: Look at all these lrrEFF ing elves!
10of9: !findquote violence
LRRbot: Quote #269: "I cannot violence at the moment." β€”Graham [2015-05-11]
Dog_of_Myth: G is here
RandomTrivia: LUL
charredspark: big bear force one vibes
RandomTrivia: Love this card so much
LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
charredspark: get em wet, serge
dav3yb: is Graham playing a stock Lathril deck?
BrowneePoints: I LOVE bounty of the luxa!
andrew5550tv: wait that's such a cool card PogChamp
RandomTrivia: Easy mnemonic for you, Chat: Tide comes in, brings you card. Tide goes out, reveals land (where mana comes from)
Kreiseler: @dav3yb yes, graham and serge are playing precons
ThatTallSkinnyKid: this is my favorite collab since Star Wars and Lego
Wa_Pox: LUL
TheSilverGekko: i left to go get ice cream. is this game 2 or has no one attack anyone else since i left xD
r10pez10: they have definitely gotten better
MoxBismuth: the kaldheim precons especially, are really fun
LadyAiluros: Feline Ferocity was AMAZING when it popped off
DeM0nFiRe: I watched a FNPF precon vod earlier today, they definitely seemed pretty strong
Desruprot: Lord Windgrace was a precon after all
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, those old commander decks were Jank held together by a couple busted cards
LRRbot: Conjurer's Closet [5] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Seth_Erickson: oh boyyyyyyy here we go again
Hexi_Lexi: "i play this do nothing enchantment" Serge Yager, playing enchantress in CanLander :p
darryldangeroux: as was prophesied
Fruan: The best derpy wing fish of all time.
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
r10pez10: it turns face up
Desruprot: if its a creature, fun times
MoxBismuth: blink the manifest PogChamp
james_missingtriggers: face up
r10pez10: if it can
shetterly_69: all right I'm going to head out
asthanius: If it's a non-permanent, I believe nothing happens?
Diabore: permanents face up, nonpermanents exile
MoxBismuth: it comes back face up if its a permanent, if not it stays exiled i think
RandomTrivia: If it's a permanent it leaves and returns face-up. If it's not a permanent it stays in exile
Wa_Pox: forever? voxyPepe
Kadenus: if it's not a permanent it's eiled forever
r10pez10: yes
ClickClicky: thats correct
Kadenus: correct
Hexi_Lexi: serge got it
r10pez10: because it's coming in from exile
Seth_Erickson: Ramp PogChamp
Hexi_Lexi: RAMP
superdude097: Basically cast Path to Exile in blue!
RandomTrivia: Powerful
MoxBismuth: i played a really sweet aminatou manifest blink deck, was so cool
niccus: mulldrifter commemorative preserve
sheer_falacy: closet?
YeetTheRich_: serge basically played path to exile
FLICK_MTG: lol
RandomTrivia: @niccus LUL
MillerDark: Serge, there is exactly one situation I've made a judge call on where you do put a sorcery onto the battlefield
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Desruprot: Uno Reverse
ClickClicky: if it wasnt that blue morph enchanntment wiouldnt exist
Twibbe: !decklist
Walla_ttv: voxyFlood voxyFlood
Tiber727: I pass my turn to myself.
gnome_friend: THE TRUTH
LRRbot: Algae Gharial [3G] | Creature β€” Crocodile [1/1] | Shroud / Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Algae Gharial.
Kreiseler: TRUTH
Dmc3628: Truth Killings
gnome_friend: !findquote truth
LRRbot: Quote #7024: "Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact." β€”Kathleen [2020-06-28]
darryldangeroux: ooh, shroud
Twilight_Spark: 🐊
RandomTrivia: Smol croc
TheWanderingNomad: The Truth?
james_missingtriggers: 4 1/1
Desruprot: 4 1/1s
LRRbot: Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder [4B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. / When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder.
Twibbe: 🐊
PIayswithFlRE: 4 1/1s
Dmc3628: MM15 draft
gnome_friend: MM15
FacelessManAboutTown: mm15
sheer_falacy: these are swole thrulls
superdude097: Voxy just likes testing other players, to make sure they're reading the cards Kappa
raze667: time to play conspiracy to change the creature types so you get not snakes every turn, and no limit of not thralls
Fruan: It was a house in Alara drafts too, if I remember correctly.
asthanius: Crocodilian Rockadilian
BrowneePoints: Yep! Gare-ee-ull! they be the ones with the long snoots!
BrindleBoar: croca lrrDILLY
FLICK_MTG: you DIE!
r10pez10: yeah paul they eat him
control_rig: Yes it's part of Magic story
raze667: yes. That is one of the entire stories of Fallen Empires.
Fruan: Yep, that's the thrull uprising from Fallen Empires
BrowneePoints: Yep. Part of the Story. His Thrulls eat him
raze667: The thralls pulled down an entire people because they overbred
raze667: *thrulls
Fruan: Fallen Empires was so cool.
control_rig: The Thrulls were bred specifically for sacrifice and servitude, but at one point the master breeder bred too many and they ate hime
Seth_Erickson: Graham has a full 5 mana to play with πŸ‘€
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
Fruan: Like, the cards were bad. But the setting they evoked was powerful.
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LRRbot: Voice of Many [2GG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [3/3] | When Voice of Many enters the battlefield, draw a card for each opponent who controls fewer creatures than you.
ClickClicky: on the seventh thrull his college funding for his thrulls ran out
Wa_Pox: @Seth_Erickson πŸ‘€
FLICK_MTG: #CRAB_RAVE!!!
raze667: @control_rig they not only ate him, they destroyed the entire civilization built on their sacrifice
r10pez10: what sound doies the voice of many make
gnome_friend: @r10pez10 lots of sounds!
YeetTheRich_: graham is just playing good honest magic
Wa_Pox: LUL
Aenir798: LUL
Twibbe: Card draw voxyHype
Dmc3628: guests get the Phoenix Wright overrule
MajorFrostbyte: Mean Girl Overrule
JeromeFromNH: voxyFlood
gnome_friend: Is this... art?
gnome_friend: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #3395: "I don't think there's any more Art Dink can tell you." β€”Ian [2016-09-12]
james_missingtriggers: ooh, serge could copy that trigger if he wanted
r10pez10: ^^^
Anexmedia: Serge showing off his NFT's on stream now
Twibbe: voxyFlood
YeetTheRich_: 3 times vigilance
RandomTrivia: LUL Graham with the deep cut there
EJGRgunner: sergeCanal
PIayswithFlRE: flying v! ?
niccus: you've seen the cool s, here's the wa-v
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
JZahler: 15 counter?
gnome_friend: (In McDonald's voice) Canal!
james_missingtriggers: * on bounty of luxa
KharadBanar: vvv good counter
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
Seth_Erickson: Nice
andrew5550tv: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
TheSilverGekko: Good game!
raze667: he'd get both ends
Twibbe: voxyTopdeck
Burnita: Paul you always Tye mvp of these streams, the essential glue guy every team needs. Thanks Paul :)
RandomTrivia: The object is the source of both abilities, so it will do one, then the other
Ratchet215: it checks both times
Kreiseler: one then the other it should be.
niccus: we're all about getting both ends here in lrr
korvys: !card bounty of the luxa
LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
james_missingtriggers: both i think
raze667: it should check upon resolution each time.
BrowneePoints: Intervening If clause
Kadenus: i think it checks during the ability?
BrowneePoints: you get both
RandomTrivia: If you like I will present my judge credentials LUL
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Wa_Pox: I am a person in chat and I can't be trusted
LRRbot: Pramikon, Sky Rampart [URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Wall [1/5] | Flying, defender / As Pramikon, Sky Rampart enters the battlefield, choose left or right. / Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
MTGRanger: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." β€”chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Hexi_Lexi: Prami Con 2021
ChargingFerret: it should be both
ElissenRedux: Swag Bags PogChamp
AlexDrafts: I am a person on chart and I demand trust
Twibbe: Twitchcon TwitchLit
raze667: My trust comes at a resonable price.
RandomTrivia: LUL
FLICK_MTG: "PRAMIKON": The Baby Stroller Con, thrilling
Hexi_Lexi: LUL Ben
Wa_Pox: Nope? that's a card?
gnome_friend: I cast Nope
toastrz_: god i love pramikon
Dmc3628: Good Ole Nope
Desruprot: Nope?
sheer_falacy: !card Nope
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Seth_Erickson: unlucky
Vonbane: nope is the color of blue
PIayswithFlRE: ask voxy about attending Dunge-con
circusofkirkus: you could always ghost quarter yourself Kappa
Twibbe: Nope spells NotLikeThis
HundreydAundre: Same/Sane G A M E!?
Seth_Erickson: double unlucky
r10pez10: write down soulherder
odocoelus: Nope! would make a good future un-card name.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: BOO
BrowneePoints: 5 Whole minutes in the Mana Ball Pit!?
undeadmetaphor: LUL
Wa_Pox: sounds fun
Dog_of_Myth: Sounds about right
Seth_Erickson: the best part of any con Kappa
Ritaspirithntr: Ooo! Refreshing!
TheWanderingNomad: Ah, Line Con
itomeshi: @odocoelus Some sort of snake/spider/scorpion/ooze/sliver hybrid?
Twibbe: Lines NotLikeThis
x0den: ah, Supernatural Hell
ClickClicky: isnt that crowleys hell in supernatural?
BrowneePoints: Yea, there's an If clause so should be poth
SK__Ren: Are Prami Con East and West are held in the same building?
LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
BrowneePoints: both*
Twibbe: Standing in lines *
FLICK_MTG: LOVE IT!!!
odocoelus: @itomeshi I was thinking a counterspell of some kind.
ClickClicky: bye endrik sahr
circusofkirkus: more thrulls!
Seth_Erickson: Endrek is only creatures
Dmc3628: not yet
Seth_Erickson: I believe
Desruprot: its the precious
Dmc3628: Endrek breeds only on creatures casting
RandomTrivia: About to become en-Thrull-ed lrrBEEJ
Cavemanhar: everyone see the parallel lives on stick in the next commander set
HundreydAundre: @PlayswithFIRE What's uhh Dunge-con?
Hexi_Lexi: hey chat, am i the only one getting a lot of buffering? could just be me, just wanna be clear
Dmc3628: Only Six thrulls allowed
ClickClicky: welcome to morgage payments endrik
gnome_friend: me too @Hexi_Lexi
FLICK_MTG: "The Endrek in Nigh"!
darryldangeroux: @Hexi_Lexi not me
Wa_Pox: @Hexi_Lexi might be you...
Diabore: !card endrik
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: @Hexi_Lexi Stream is fine to me
dpj2009: yay Bounty of Luxa!!!
Seth_Erickson: I haven't seen any Hexi Lexi
Diabore: !card edrik sar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PIayswithFlRE: @Hexi_Lexi not at the moment; buffered a while ago, but running fine now
Desruprot: Ben directing traffic
gnome_friend: !card willbender
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When Willbender is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
LurkerSpine: always
Anexmedia: It could even be a boat
Otsgekee: tutu
Dumori: Could be anything is Willbender
Desruprot: by anything he means willbender
LRRbot: Miara, Thorn of the Glade [1B] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Scout [1/2] | Whenever Miara, Thorn of the Glade or another Elf you control dies, you may pay {1} and 1 life. If you do, draw a card. / Partner
raze667: it's always willbender
CaptainSpam: @Hexi_Lexi I haven't seen any buffering, but I have seen individual cameras lag once in a while.
raze667: Especially when willbender is already face up
LRRbot: Pride of the Perfect [3B] | Enchantment | Elves you control get +2/+0.
sheer_falacy: swole?
Dog_of_Myth: Swole
SquirrelEarl: Swole?
darryldangeroux: edgy
Dmc3628: Swole
Moonspeak721: stronk
PIayswithFlRE: swole!
Seth_Erickson: makes them Swole
DiscordianTokkan: They skipped Leg Day
james_missingtriggers: stonk
toastrz_: sharp elves
Hexi_Lexi: it seems to be better? fingers crossed
Twibbe: Thicc stronk
dredgyboi: Pride of the perfect is a primed name for a cat tribal card:9
YeetTheRich_: its just a constant trumpet blast
korvys: Willbender
LRRbot: Den Protector [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Creatures with power less than Den Protector's power can't block it. / Megamorph {1}{G} / When Den Protector is turned face up, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
RandomTrivia: Aww, I was hoping it would be Scornful Egotist :D
raze667: Not willbender?! I'm shocked
raze667: shocked and dismayes
gnome_friend: Let's morph in this chromshell crab
korvys: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #17: "I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier." β€”Paul [2015-02-23]
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
Hexi_Lexi: !findquote chromeshell
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: Brawn & Swoll
RandomTrivia: Tide comes in, brings in card. Tide goes out, reveals land (where mana comes from)
Hexi_Lexi: !findquote chrome shell
ElissenRedux: You legit just have to play that card to figure it out lol
Wa_Pox: I have no idea what's happening
RandomTrivia: I played plenty of this card
Desruprot: its an on and off switch basically
Konraddo: Ooh!
Twibbe: Choices voxyHype
CrimsonAngel931: im just happy to be here
niccus: if you try to cheat the counters, you don't get anything extra
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Wa_Pox: @CrimsonAngel931 SeemsGood
until_may: My money here is on stonehorn dignitary, not ben, just stonehorn
BrowneePoints: Cultivate again? But that's Cultivnine Serge!
raze667: !findquote ramp
BasiliskXVIII: It really feels like they wanted to make a phasing card but still weren't quite ok with that yet.
heartofgoldfish: @Hexi_Lexi looking for the "going to morph this chromeshell crab" quote?
Twilight_Spark: Big IF TRUE
Seth_Erickson: Thieving Amalgam πŸ‘€
BrowneePoints: VOlrath!
CururuGuasu: I hope Serge draws the ape snake in his deck (Thieving Amalgam). That thing will be chaos in this kind of game
YeetTheRich_: ixidron?
asthanius: MONKEY
Twibbe: Rampy rampy
circusofkirkus: oooh that's a fun monke
Seth_Erickson: Stealy Monkey PogChamp
james_missingtriggers: yep
Seth_Erickson: I love this Ape
HundreydAundre: Pls errata this, Wizards.
r10pez10: sure is serge!
Dmc3628: Thievers
BrindleBoar: Ape Snake?
Wa_Pox: 🐍 πŸ”ͺ
MrTheWalrus: Oh, yeah, that guy
Hexi_Lexi: @heartofgoldfish yes. any excuse to roast Ian Horner :P
LRRbot: Thieving Amalgam [5BB] | Creature β€” Ape Snake [6/7] | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library. / Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
theamc2000: Theiving
asthanius: Great over webcam
Dumori: Ape Snake gonna get you
Twilight_Spark: Ape Escape?
Twibbe: Ape snek wut
asthanius: Don't cast it
raze667: LUL
dredgyboi: woops
andrew5550tv: LOL
RandomTrivia: WELP
kamelion84: lol
asthanius: Just don't do it
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Kyir: oops
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Fruan: Serge no
brendonn: Oh no
imgpw: LUL
Kreiseler: serge what have you done
james_missingtriggers: pog
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
MrTheWalrus: F
a_ytp_fan: hooooo boy
LarkSachrosis: Each opponent's upkeep
noSmokeFire: POOR LIFE CHOICES
Desruprot: LUL
Dark_Stargazer: LUL
ChargingFerret: LUL
BrindleBoar: WOW
floki4242: lrrFINE
Dark_Stargazer: uh oh
r10pez10: it's pretty bad for webcamcommander
Dog_of_Myth: Get those Inifintokens ready
Hexi_Lexi: serge no!
BaconWrapOG: Replace that card with a basic land please
jamesthedabbler: Well
asthanius: Or just never flip them?
Wa_Pox: fun times LUL
niccus: can we just house-rule to reveal to everyone
Dark_Stargazer: suddenly the game becomes quite complicated
Walla_ttv: does anyone have removal?
andrew5550tv: I simply do not see the card :I
amoirsp: color code your opponents and make it 2/2 and tell people to remove top of library ? OH that's the problem T___T
damn_i_am_pretty: Oh Serge
Wa_Pox: @asthanius Serge can flip them for their mana cost LUL
Hexi_Lexi: awkward_fart.wav
HundreydAundre: B A R F!!
asthanius: @Wa_Pox But he can choose not to
theaggrokrag: ebeyone put you head on your board state, and then serge writes postits
Wa_Pox: @asthanius where's the fun in that? LUL
Twibbe: Party party πŸ₯³
a_ytp_fan: nice
theaggrokrag: niice
BrindleBoar: LUL
Diabore: now chat be cool
Wa_Pox: I recognize that card LUL
YeetTheRich_: holy moly is that an ulamog in bens hand?
Aenir798: LUL
Seth_Erickson: Okay Serge don't forget to draw a card
RandomTrivia: This is amazing
LarkSachrosis: Be cool chat CoolCat
theaggrokrag: emotes only chat
circusofkirkus: this is ridiculous LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that has to be a clip
Multra0: Thats some lovely cardboard
DiscordianTokkan: Be COOL, Chat
damn_i_am_pretty: A Black Lotus?!
Kyir: it's going to get really weird once there are two manifests from one player
Dmc3628: holy god
MyrddintheWizard: This is the best
a_ytp_fan: the s y n e r g y
theaggrokrag: wheelerY wheelerY wheelerY wheelerH
MrTheWalrus: This is both great and terrible
asthanius: Cool Shaharazad
Dog_of_Myth: Be cool chat
HundreydAundre: Paul, pls send help...
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #1195: "Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer." β€”Heather [2015-11-28]
Walla_ttv: NO SNITHCES
Wa_Pox: I saw nothing
Kyir: A piece of exodia?????
RaklarLS: both these precons are very, very good.
bernardo013: that's goated
Twibbe: Neat
ChargingFerret: awesome chaos orb ben
Hexi_Lexi: god, this is a headache
Moonspeak721: someone's gotta kill that ape snake soon, huh?
r10pez10: serge you might want to label where the manifests are coming from
Twilight_Spark: This can only end well.
a_ytp_fan: this card seems so fun
MrUglama: this is horrible and super hard to make on camera, thats awesome!
darryldangeroux: it could be willbender
imgpw: S Y N E R G Y
MyrddintheWizard: benginDab
Aenir798: I can't believe Ben is playing Black Lotus!
theaggrokrag: lrrFINE
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Crimall: Yaaaaay Commander!!! Love you guys <3
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theamc2000: Parhellion II?
superdude097: I didn't know you could play Mox Emerald in Jeskai commander Kappa
Dark_Stargazer: cant believe he had a Pot of Greed in his deck...
Fruan: Yes Ben, save us from this impossible board state!
asthanius: KILL IT
djalternative: I can't believe Serge got Ben's Thundermare
Twilight_Spark: I don't play Magic, but I'm lead to believe it's always Jace?
Hexi_Lexi: reminder chat, dont be a dong
r10pez10: INGEST
MoaiGangsta: yeah make a note that is Ben's manifest card specifically
LRRbot: Phyrexian Ingester [6U] | Creature β€” Beast [3/3] | Imprint β€” When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / Phyrexian Ingester gets +X/+Y, where X is the exiled creature card's power and Y is its toughness.
Angreed66: All I'll say is I like the art on the exiled card
CptFranisDrake: ingester gos OMNOMNOMN
BigGiantGoat420: Why is Ben playing mountain goat?
Dmc3628: just a 9/10
asthanius: thank god
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theaggrokrag: Look, its an EIGHT
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raze667: You say that Graham... but that ingester is going to eat the table
The_White_Drake: can we submit wrong answers to Serge's mystery card?
a_ytp_fan: ben playing the trading post deck smh
CururuGuasu: Would have been more fun to copy it
Hexi_Lexi: THANK YOU ben
Wa_Pox: just munching on...
asthanius: Jimmy Eat World
Dmc3628: the middle
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Jimmy
Desruprot: om nom nom
j1nxdgh0st: !decklist
Twibbe: SingsNote
raze667: the thrulls are 0/1s yes?
r10pez10: !decklists
Wa_Pox: our master BibleThump
MoxBismuth: the thrulls are 1/1s i think
YeetTheRich_: ye
Wa_Pox: @raze667 1/1s
zombub: Poor Endrek, he always ends up eaten one way or another
charredspark: if he's such a master, why does he die on his 7th lil buddy?
darryldangeroux: how many counters are on gharial? I think 2 creatures died
raze667: that's... surprisingly swole for a thrull
amoirsp: is there a word that means "eat" but will make it sound more like "exile" rather than "dead" like just now? xD
NarfBlinko: end step trigger
Wa_Pox: @charredspark apparently it's in the story...
HundreydAundre: Ben, Whom Eats The World??
Dmc3628: nope Truth can't grow if Ingester exiles them
DiscordianTokkan: "I didn't expect MY face to get ingested!"
gnome_friend: The Phyrexians eating people party
andrew5550tv: LUL
r10pez10: C O N S U M E
a_ytp_fan: @raze667 you might call it... swull
Seth_Erickson: Ohhhhhhh my goooooood
sheer_falacy: consume
Desruprot: ooooooh mmyyyyyyyyyy god!
LarkSachrosis: "I never thought the phyrexians would compleat *me*"
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
sylphide_spirit: love that card
Wa_Pox: if that's ok LUL
NarfBlinko: guess Ben decided not to Closet trigger?
MoxBismuth: the closet blinked ingester
Dmc3628: ben did blinked the ingester
asthanius: Vibin’
Twibbe: SMOrc
circusofkirkus: THE TRUTH GROWS
Mudd_II: benginButt kimleeBooty benginButt kimleeBooty
NarfBlinko: he said upkeep, guess I misunderstood
HundreydAundre: I feel as if the game was restarted not too long ago.
andrean32: PowerUpL tfsSubmit PowerUpR PowerUpR PowerUpR MercyWing1 scottfPathetic
LarkSachrosis: I recently learned I've been misreading Champion of Lambholt's first ability for years.
Wa_Pox: hits the graveyard I think
RandomTrivia: So much TRUTH
Angreed66: graham now has zero blockers effectively
r10pez10: yea this is Game 2
Dmc3628: and then ophio gonna get two sneks
charredspark: you can't escape the truth
Kyir: Which card is the truth?
JZahler: And Voxy gets 2 snakes now?
RandomTrivia: Double Snek!
andrew5550tv: how come your mom lets you have two snakes?
JeromeFromNH: snek rave
Seth_Erickson: 2 counters on Lambholdt
amoirsp: the truth has counters on it :p
Fruan: How come your mom lets you have TWO snakes?!
IcyDj: champion?
Dmc3628: and then Champ grows this snowballs
r10pez10: The Truth is the algae crocodile
superdude097: !card champion of lam
LRRbot: Did you mean: Champion of the Flame; Champion of Lambholt
Twibbe: TWO sneks
Himyul: I didn't buy ONE snake!!
r10pez10: oh yeah champion trigger
LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
a_ytp_fan: two headed snake commander game??? or would that make it a hydra
JZahler: Champion gets 2 counters now too?
HundreydAundre: @r10pez10 Oh, thk gawb. I would've sus'd a Karn Ult.
superdude097: !card Champion of Lambholt
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
IcyDj: ^
r10pez10: she gots it chat
dpj2009: serge has a trick up his sleeve for sure
JeromeFromNH: voxyVibes
gnome_friend: !findquote vibe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Wa_Pox: it was indeed anything LUL
JZahler: 2 counters not one right?
Twibbe: Positive vibes
charredspark: #gottem
JZahler: or is it on 2?
canahedo: It cannot be denied
amoirsp: imagine if you "trade" creatures, but don't get 2 counters from 2 deaths :p
theclawmasheen: 2? 2?
gnome_friend: sergeCanal
Twibbe: 2 2 2 2
canahedo: But it can be chump blocked
niccus: trample + pramikon should let you trample through players
RandomTrivia: That's ominous
Seth_Erickson: Gifts PogChamp
Williams4jesus: LRRbot with the random LRR quotes in chat feels like the MVP
circusofkirkus: love this dude
Twibbe: A gift voxyHype
r10pez10: except voxy, who gets two
sheer_falacy: the dreadsour
LRRbot: Grismold, the Dreadsower [1BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Troll Shaman [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, each player creates a 1/1 green Plant creature token. / Whenever a creature token dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Grismold, the Dreadsower.
a_ytp_fan: hooray!
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darryldangeroux: so it's a trampling truther
RandomTrivia: Tokens EVERYWHERE
Twibbe: Hooray!
JZahler: Voxy gets 2?
Seth_Erickson: Voxy's Lambholdt about to pop off
charredspark: the golgari giver, grismold
freshmaker__: !card parallel lives
LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
Twibbe: 2 2 2 2
LRRbot: Seedborn Muse [3GG] | Creature β€” Spirit [2/4] | Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.
HundreydAundre: The stronk'isk mountain of the game!!
Angreed66: Because of how voxy's deck is and the champion all her stuff will effectively be unblockable and clean each person in rotation
Wa_Pox: ew
r10pez10: oh no
undeadmetaphor: seedborn muse NotLikeThis
Dog_of_Myth: Graham "I'm in trouble"
toastrz_: seedborn muse POG
r10pez10: oh hey it's the sunflower with sunglasses from that one thing
Williams4jesus: it's amazing....this game in nothing like game 1
r10pez10: woow
Kyir: Ben, hating on snakes
gnome_friend: !findquote plant
LRRbot: Quote #1942: "Why do we care about the reproduction of plants?" β€”Cori [2016-02-22]
Williams4jesus: amazing cause the decks are the same.
charredspark: "get ur shit together" - ben, to serge
Seth_Erickson: Serge and Ben's plants are friends PogChamp
Wa_Pox: @Williams4jesus but also 100 cards singleton, so...
r10pez10: it's the beauty of commander
Williams4jesus: @wa_pox ....it's still amazing
MasterShley: What are those tokens being drawn on?
r10pez10: the willherder
noSmokeFire: "I can kill this alien horror from another reality, or a closet"
r10pez10: MasterShley i think they are InfiniTokens
r10pez10: basically laminated cardstock that you can use dry-erase markers on
LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 You are correct
charredspark: the tardis wardrobe module is destroyed
zombub: Now Ben's creatures can't come out of the closet D:
gnome_friend: @noSmokeFire It's a demon magic closet
MasterShley: Thanks @r10pez10 :)
r10pez10: "yes :3"
Angreed66: the combat negator would've been my target... the bounce i redundant
L334_M0N: LUL
JeromeFromNH: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
kamelion84: lol
Twibbe: Neat voxyHype
HundreydAundre: s u l k b e n d e r
circusofkirkus: the truth comes for everyone, Serge
LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
charredspark: "the truth will effing kill you" - benjamin franklin
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
BeardedSpaghet: what amazing art on Soulherder
JZahler: Graham and Serge are just ablative armor for Ben
HundreydAundre: Four now....
BrowneePoints: Seb McKinnon does good work @BeardedSpaghet
scopi778: tapping 2 different directions
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: :(
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Williams4jesus: BibleThump sad robot
a_ytp_fan: monarch!
Dog_of_Myth: All hail the King
RandomTrivia: Yeah! The crown is ihere!
Kaorti: but y he sad?
r10pez10: *zop* crown tech
Wa_Pox: HyperCrown
MajorFrostbyte: Hell yeah, call out
Ivalenz_: lrrPAUL lrrHORN
CptFranisDrake: Long live the King/Queen!
Twibbe: Sadge robo
JeromeFromNH: HyperCrown
charredspark: oops, you dropped this
r10pez10: *zop* crown away
zombub: PrideCrown
Twibbe: voxyTopdeck
r10pez10: 500% accuracy
ChargingFerret: no, its not a trigger
r10pez10: seedborn often goes infinite
RandomTrivia: Nope. Seedborn Muse is a static effect
Fruan: It's not a trigger
jubeisamurai444: Seedvorn is not a trigger
MasterShley: That looks like 517 :P
RandomTrivia: It's not a trigger, it's just something that you do
RandomTrivia: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGE
HundreydAundre: IT hath b e g u n. (soon...)
Wa_Pox: go Voxy!
Wa_Pox: voxyHype
r10pez10: dragon
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Wa_Pox: LUL
circusofkirkus: the champion is huge
Twibbe: Go Voxy go voxyHype
a_ytp_fan: hooooooooo boy
Jadaris: yeah there is no way they'd put an infinite mana combo in a precon lol
r10pez10: hey graham u ok
amoirsp: an easier way to remember is that untap step is like, one of the worst phases to really do anything.
Seth_Erickson: can't help but notice voxy isn't only drawing lands what a delusion of the band
Williams4jesus: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
Kadenus: well goodnight graham it was a good life
Dmc3628: yes Prosh and Parallel
RandomTrivia: The Champion is now a BIG BIG
BrowneePoints: quick someone kill Pramikon!
r10pez10: grahm making some good gifwork there
RandomTrivia: Slay the Doom Rhombus!
Angreed66: Without removal voxy can't kill ben
CptFranisDrake: Champion go smash
r10pez10: !clip
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fcloud: here lies graham stark. he had a good run
MoxBismuth: at least, until she goes through graham and serge
BrowneePoints: I've played enough D&D to know to dispel Wall of Force on sight
sheer_falacy: owies
charredspark: the walls are closing in on graham
BrowneePoints: first comes Wall of Force, then comes Sphere of Annihilation
darryldangeroux: 18
Fenrir_Azazel: 18/18 isnt it, enters as a 1/1
freshmaker__: I think the writing is on the wall for this game. ;)
Twibbe: SMOrc
Seth_Erickson: !card Wall of Force
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Kaorti: #lrrGoToPramicon
chaostreader: The Pramicon flys. Voxy can kill it, I believe.
BrowneePoints: @Seth_Erickson the D&D spell
MyrddintheWizard: !card campion of lamb
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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hd_dabnado: Love swingy moments in commander like this one
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Dog_of_Myth: [Voxy is okay with this]
Seth_Erickson: ah I see where I made my wrong turn LUL
Angreed66: As long as voxy relies on combat to win she won't be able to stopthe combat step creature blink
Fenrir_Azazel: !card champion of Lambholt
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
MasterShley: Clearly Graham needs more bears
Wa_Pox: D:
amoirsp: pramikon can fly
MyrddintheWizard: Cheers @Fenrir_Azazel
a_ytp_fan: looooool
BrowneePoints: Also the FR set BETTER have a wrath called Sphere of Annihilation
Desruprot: a flying wall
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
pn55: Haha!
Wa_Pox: secret flying voxyHmm
amoirsp: it's a bad wall if it couldn't fly
Seth_Erickson: rampart in the sky
Twibbe: LUL
amoirsp: I guess by that logic that wall could have had reach.
LRRbot: Lys Alana Huntmaster [2GG] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
EmberNeo: wait wtf, I come in and see a clogged board. my kind of commander game!
Wa_Pox: voxyDrink voxyDrink voxyDrink
BrowneePoints: Rampart in the Sky with Rhombus...
Dog_of_Myth: @EmberNeo And this is game 2
Twilight_Spark: This Undertale card game is simple: Kill or be killed. anneMerder
EmberNeo: Oh sweet. I'll be waiting for the youtube VOD to watch game 1
LRRbot: Timberwatch Elf [2G] | Creature β€” Elf [1/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
r10pez10: what happens if PramiCon 2026 gets flickered mid-combat
Spanked42: Is this a new game or did Surge come back from 1hp?
a_ytp_fan: new game lol
EmberNeo: this is the kind of board that I'd love to drop Poison Tip Archer and then blow the board up
BrowneePoints: quick wrath while he doesn't have a 2nd blue!
Angreed66: You have a ghost quarter
r10pez10: this is Game 2 yea
Spanked42: Thanks @a_ytp_fan
Fruan: @r10pez10 It only matters for declaring attacks. Flickering it after that does nothing.
LRRbot: Tezzeret's Gambit [3{U/P}] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then proliferate.
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Changing the chosen direction doesn't make already declared attacks illegal
Twibbe: voxyMoney
korvys: !findquote gamb
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
r10pez10: ah okay thanks
Kadenus: you could ghost quarter your own land for a blue i gues
BrowneePoints: Serge summons words from Parallel Universes
Desruprot: also Proliferate?
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
amoirsp: actually do you have to announce you pay the phyrexian mana?
MoaiGangsta: no proliferate? ok cool cool
NarfBlinko: proliferate
JZahler: No profilterate ?
fcloud: "cast mana"
EmberNeo: Sssssssecretssssss
GhostValv: :O
amoirsp: 3 mana and pay 2 life and draw 2
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LunarRai: Even if I don't, the rest of chat does which saves me.
Twibbe: It’s fine it’s fine
amoirsp: otherwise it's 4 bana draw 2 XD
r10pez10: tezz doesn't bet
amoirsp: *mana
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ivalenz_: !findquote gambit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Wa_Pox: Delicious Tezzeret's Gumbo Kreygasm
Angreed66: Serge making bad decisions
Fruan: Tezzerets Gamble - Tutor for an artifact, then discard a card at random.
Himyul: the truth has shroud, right?
shendaras: Shroud?
Seth_Erickson: can he target the truth?
EmberNeo: Tezzeret balls in the casino
Dumori: Truth can't get bigger it targets
r10pez10: what about benjamin's stuff
randombillfolds: Alternatively, Tezzeret's Gambol.
BrowneePoints: He's Profiterole!
r10pez10: i think Proliferate is Choose
BeardedSpaghet: Tezzeret got banned from the casino
fcloud: kill you, kill me ~~ kill us together, that's the way it should be ~~
GhostValv: more like nerf herder :)
frozenphoenix7: What *about* your Soulherder Benjamin?
Twibbe: Choices
freshmaker__: Tezzeret's Gamble {PU} Sorcery. Search your library for a card then discard a card at random and shuffle. Proliferate.
HundreydAundre: Serge looks at Profilerate: You half more than ONE job!?
Angreed66: Serge bringing himself 2 turns closer to death 1 skipped for the extra turn for graham's demise and another for his own
LRRbot: Opulent Palace | Land | Opulent Palace enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
darryldangeroux: should work
RandomTrivia: Yes
Kadenus: yeah
BeardedSpaghet: yes
amoirsp: Ye
r10pez10: seems fine
frozenphoenix7: Yes
WhatCo: sounds right
Cavemanhar: yes
thehokeypokey: isn't Serge a judge?
Wa_Pox: more plants! voxyHype
RandomTrivia: @thehokeypokey shhh :D
JeromeFromNH: plants! PogChamp
fcloud: i wasnt listening. but if i had, that would have sounded completely correct
Wa_Pox: broccoli's a plant...
frozenphoenix7: Just draw a bunch of trees
fistfulofchex: CurseLit FortBush
circusofkirkus: broccoli is still a plant!
Twibbe: So many tokens yey! voxyHype
sheer_falacy: love the sunglasses theme
Dumori: Cool Broccoli!
charredspark: do wispy woods
Twilight_Spark: Veggie Tales has gotten wild.
HundreydAundre: floral droppings. Strange name for a card, butt-kay.
noSmokeFire: one per head
fcloud: choose two
Wa_Pox: that's too many hats voxyANGRY
circusofkirkus: draw bob the tomato
r10pez10: TIL Serge has three heads
BeardedSpaghet: what about the fourth hat? being a cool dude!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
andrew5550tv: LUL
Twibbe: Hats voxyHype
a_ytp_fan: serge playing hat tribal
RandomTrivia: PAUL
EmberNeo: Serge's head can only ever fit 2 hats
DiscordianTokkan: Streaming is EXTREMELY hard
LunarRai: Have you considered stacking the hats on top of each other?
frozenphoenix7: I thought you were a coffee aficionado too?
pn55: Absolutely fair Serge.
andrew5550tv: may i take your hat sir?
Kadenus: no need to worry, we will judge (for) you serge
amoirsp: actually a judge is supposed to be an impartial third party, so serge judging his own game is counterintuitive.
fcloud: Serge's card text reads Choose Two
r10pez10: s u c c
Wa_Pox: Can Voxy take his hat sir?
RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
Akaname83: @voxy I think you get 2 more plants and counters
ChargingFerret: why does ben have 3 plants?
Angreed66: Why does the pot have glasses
Anexmedia: @LoadingReadyRun Ask voxy about her creepy Ashiok plant
freshmaker__: I'm a normal guy. I put on my hats one foot at a time, just like you.
Akaname83: cuz they double
r10pez10: i hear the irrigated farmland floods each turn
darryldangeroux: @Voxy you got 4 plants total
LunarRai: Although, if the magic player hat is wearing the judge hat, does that make the hat a judge and not Serge?
darryldangeroux: new
SnowBuddy18: Sunny G(lasses)
YeetTheRich_: blocking plants photosynthesis by giving them sunglasses
a_ytp_fan: i am groot
Konraddo: @ChargingFerret add 2 because of resonator?
HundreydAundre: Serge, a Benevolent Monster.
EmberNeo: I am Groot
Twibbe: Groot
noSmokeFire: groot has some bart simpson energy, tbh
Fenrir_Azazel: WE ARE GROOT
freshmaker__: that groot is extremely good.
r10pez10: ???
F1SHOR: i couldnt even play magic properly while entertaining almost 1k people so its fair serge focuses on what hes doing lol
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
control_rig: Oh no
ChargingFerret: @Konraddo yeah, realized I forgot about the doubled trogger
Wa_Pox: the sky noodle! PogChamp
r10pez10: that means the plant would be growing out of the head
toastrz_: POG
RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
a_ytp_fan: the sky nomad
ChargingFerret: sky noodle
EJGRgunner: WE ARE GROOT
fistfulofchex: Ew, Yorion
andrew5550tv: noodle voxyHype
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature β€” Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion β€” Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
ElissenRedux: @r10pez10 The pot is the bottom half of a head lol
FLICK_MTG: lol!
Twibbe: Eww Yorion
niccus: time to cheat in containment priest
charredspark: sky noodle is here to doodle
FLICK_MTG: Noodle-Free Zone!!!
HundreydAundre: Yori!? Yesh! PLZZZ, DEW IT.
r10pez10: what about the plants
Blasharga_: wait, what is Voxy's graveyard ?
a_ytp_fan: i just realized ive never looked at the yorion art before
Dmc3628: no one else CAN run containment
Wa_Pox: yep
HundreydAundre: Yea...
a_ytp_fan: flicker yorion????
frozenphoenix7: You cannot flicker with Soulherder something that just came in fyi
ChargingFerret: flicker yorion is amazing
sheer_falacy: has to target the soul herder ability
frozenphoenix7: Since Soulherder requires a target
thehokeypokey: still have to choose targets before they come back
ChargingFerret: but you can't flicker any of the new stuff
circusofkirkus: not going to eat the thing that can kill the flier?
charredspark: bounce house: online
Ratchet215: doesnt he need to announce the target before yorion stuff comes back in?
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
frozenphoenix7: For Soulherder, yes he does.
circusofkirkus: yorion or Pramikon
r10pez10: or a plant?
HundreydAundre: Ben proclaims as the only cmdr in white
RakdosDragon88: is there a reason ben didnt eat the champion
Olomag: Doesnt ingestor only care about base p/t? (It just looks at it in exile, not counters)
circusofkirkus: 4 counters
gnome_friend: Cool and good
Fenrir_Azazel: 4 one for yorion too
circusofkirkus: because yorion flickered too
Angreed66: G is dead
NarfBlinko: 8
IcyDj: why didnt you save graham ben? LUL
angus_the_chap: Also a counter for Ingester exiling the Grismold?
r10pez10: the attack threat
ChargingFerret: metamorph in hand?
chaostreader: 4 counters. One from Yorion getting exiled
Angreed66: The ingestor isn't the problem it's the creature that takes combats
zuchen_120: β€œThe exile zone...” pick up your infinitokens, Ben...
NarfBlinko: yes, one more for grismold
r10pez10: oop camera knock
Mbdonkey: !decklist
crabgoneberry: voxyHi voxyHeart voxyHype
r10pez10: !decklists
Fruan: Hubris!
ContingentCat: hey chat out of context yellow or orange?
HundreydAundre: Wow. Ben! the semi-Teferi's protection!?
code1300: Who combAt got skipped
LRRbot: Elvish Skysweeper [G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [1/1] | {4}{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature with flying.
CptFranisDrake: soulherder should have been getting +1/+1s for everything Phyrexian ingester eats
gnome_friend: @ContingentCat yellow
Dmc3628: no blocks allowed
a_ytp_fan: orange @ContingentCat
r10pez10: champion is not obligated, no
Dmc3628: Champion is just a static
r10pez10: it just wants to
frozenphoenix7: Who got Stonehorn'd?
Wa_Pox: PogChamp
Desruprot: Serge
CptFranisDrake: serge
icefinch: oh?
Dmc3628: Serge got Rhinoed
JeromeFromNH: voxyHype
RandomTrivia: Woah
r10pez10: guest win!!
HundreydAundre: Hau grease-see G R E E D
frozenphoenix7: Ah. Well then.
Wa_Pox: "not to be dramatic"
andrew5550tv: oh worm? PogChamp
ContingentCat: @gnome_friend thanks, yellow nail polish it is
Twibbe: Yey voxyHype
crabgoneberry: Hey Voxy people! <3
r10pez10: god that's a pretty prosh
Twibbe: Go Voxy go voxyHype
AlexDrafts: voxyGlasses voxyGlasses voxyGlasses voxyPepe3
Desruprot: since the champion was never eaten
andrew5550tv: @crabgoneberry oh hai mark voxyHi
EJGRgunner: Hoof?
crabgoneberry: voxyHi
Wa_Pox: go Voxy go!
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
code1300: Who combat got skipped
CaptainSpam: Graham, did you just drop a hot Snoopy Come Home reference on us?
gnome_friend inhales a kobold
RandomTrivia: P/T numbers go BRRRR
Wa_Pox: LUL
NarfBlinko: serge combat skipped
Cavemanhar: maybe should have targeted voxy with the no combat step
r10pez10: hahahaha
misspokeycat: noo blocks allowed _or birds_
fcloud: she's still in her pump step
code1300: Yah
Twibbe: SMOrc
crabgoneberry: Prossh goes BRRRR
Dmc3628: we have yet to announce intentions of violence phase
MajorFrostbyte: Voxy going off
Graham_LRR: @captainspam hell yeah
pn55: sergeHolyMoly
chesul: now is the time for a bounce spell on the champion?
CaptainSpam: @Graham_LRR Niiiiiice.
Wa_Pox: gotta digest all these kobolds...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ChargingFerret: she should have 2 more plants, because she forgot to get the extra two from the doubled trigger
Angreed66: To kill 2 voxy needs a fling variant or removal for pramikon
LunarRai: You wanna know how he gets out of the coma? A nice jog. Through an enemy's life total.
fcloud: you've heard of summoning sickness? meet tryptophan sickness
Wa_Pox: everybody's tapped out but Ben?
sblue333: y unblockable?
Twibbe: LUL
ChargingFerret: @Angreed66 pramikon is dead
Wa_Pox: @sblue333 cause of the Champion
LunarRai: @sblue333 Champion makes all her creatures unblockable by creatures with less power.
Fenrir_Azazel: !card champion of lambholt
LRRbot: Champion of Lambholt [1GG] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [1/1] | Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.
Crustymilk666: has Voxy considered Vorinclex in this deck?
superdude097: What is Champion's power?
Twibbe: Death incoming in the skies
HundreydAundre: UN-flippin' b l o c k a b l e!!
Wa_Pox: @Crustymilk666 she hasn't updated her list in a while
r10pez10: Champion is at something like 22
Twibbe: SMOrc
WhatCo: monkaS
Walla_ttv: Smorc
RobustLaser: this seems fine
code1300: Please have bounce
misspokeycat: DOUBLE KILL *kill kill kill*
sblue333: oohhhhhh holy I always thought champion's first ability only referred to itself!
LRRbot: Long Road Home [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
a_ytp_fan: prosh goes on a journey
pn55: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Good time for a fling
r10pez10: and everyone was fine!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWW
NarfBlinko: counter on herder
M3tts: voxF
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
r10pez10: hey graham what other plants did you have in mind
SquirrelEarl: And Graham dies the the Truth
Twibbe: Death
NarfBlinko: should have 10 counters total
darryldangeroux: 21
LRRbot: Phyrexian Ingester [6U] | Creature β€” Beast [3/3] | Imprint β€” When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / Phyrexian Ingester gets +X/+Y, where X is the exiled creature card's power and Y is its toughness.
NarfBlinko: now 11 counters
randombillfolds: Mm. A breakfast of champions.
sheer_falacy: 1/1 for ingester?
raze667: ingester looks at the card
jubeisamurai444: Just +1 +1
misspokeycat: don't eat the delicious cards
fcloud: when a card leaves the battlefield due to long road home, does it retain any counters?
ChargingFerret: the ingester only gets the printed p/t of the card
canadianbac0nz: ingester uses the printed power and toughness
CptFranisDrake: soulherder should get a counter from the ingester too
stupidforgames: creature "card"'s power and toughness
icefinch: 1/1
Dmc3628: just printed
RandomTrivia: It constantly checks the object in exile
mastershake29x: @fcloud no
Fruan: Voxy cannot be trusted with combat steps.
Twibbe: Rood
circusofkirkus: should soul herder have another counter?
Dmc3628: and thus Ulmer has once again won the webcam game
sheer_falacy: isn't Ben the one avenging you?
Ivalenz_: Benlash
Dmc3628: Nerf Ulmer he's own the past 3 sessions
grometty: you, you dare defend yourself?
sheer_falacy: so you only want Serge to win
NarfBlinko: Soulherder should have 11 counters
YeetTheRich_: i also want serge to win
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
n3ther: graham sounded very upset
Wa_Pox: HyperCrown
Twibbe: I am voxyHype
a_ytp_fan: the monarch has arrived!
Dmc3628: and now Ben gonna stuff the jails
Dmc3628: unless you play your own Monarchy cards
Angreed66: Ben should have some sort of combat lock on board
Twibbe: voxyTopdeck
Wicker_Guide: dealing damage to ben makes you the monarch
sheer_falacy: it's a very violent monarchy
r10pez10: there's also a weird thing that happens when the monarch leaves the game
icefinch: punch ben that is how
EclipseMeteor: hope voxy knows parallel lives spiked super hard in price
CptFranisDrake: Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder.
sheer_falacy: high turnover rate
Fenrir_Azazel: you punch them and steal the crown from their head
ChargingFerret: !soulherder
r10pez10: !card Soulherder
LRRbot: Soulherder [1WU] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
circusofkirkus: shouldn't it be larger from the palace jailer exile?
CptFranisDrake: yes
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: 2 on voxy's turn too
CptFranisDrake: and from ingester
ChargingFerret: soul herder should be an 12/12 because of the exiling of the champion, prosh and the jailer
LRRbot: Biomass Mutation [X{G/U}{G/U}] | Instant | Creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn.
fcloud: ben's job is "do cool stuff". killing people is voxy's responsibility
LRRbot: Great Oak Guardian [5G] | Creature β€” Treefolk [4/5] | Flash / Reach / When Great Oak Guardian enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls get +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap them.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Take the road meat.
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
Wa_Pox: SMOrc
Twibbe: SMOrc voxyHype
LRRbot: Flood of Recollection [UU] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Flood of Recollection.
JZahler: That's the power of Mean Girls teamwork!
oatway: every day voxy wakes up and chooses violence, every day ben wakes up and chooses nonviolence
JeromeFromNH: voxyKnife
andrew5550tv: "not now flood of recollection, im trying to sleep"
BrowneePoints: PTSD from standard
philippekav: fair magic
r10pez10: !addquote (Voxy) [Now] I will take the line of violence, sure.
LRRbot: New quote #7555: "I will take the line of violence, sure." β€”Voxy [2021-04-02]
Radyin: A "remembering the embarrassing things I did in school" card needs to be in Strixhaven.
MyBestHat: yuck
Twibbe: Not the flood NotLikeThis
FacelessManAboutTown: Haha, (silently loathes self)
Dmc3628: skip combat
SK__Ren: Nice middle finger there Ben
ContingentCat: !findquote combat
LRRbot: Quote #7387: "So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!" β€”Jacob [2020-12-07]
Dumori: Wait can Ben just look the table out of fighting back?
andrew5550tv: snakes :(
Seth_Erickson: How can Voxy choose violence when Ben says no NotLikeThis
fcloud: hahaha
Wa_Pox: BibleThump
HundreydAundre: acceptabl-ish delayed snapcasting
BrowneePoints: Yea this is bringing back memories of Dignitary/Venser planeswalker loops
Twibbe: Not my snek sadge
a_ytp_fan: no step on snek
andrew5550tv: he was an innocent snake merchant and you EXILED HIM
Ratchet215: ben dont forget to draw for monarch
Fenrir_Azazel: voxy upset and cant even punch
charredspark: now you done did it
Dmc3628: despite all the rage
TheDailyMapleSyrup: time for Voxy's revenge
wikisome: if only Serg's deck included the Pickle Lock
Wa_Pox: this is gonna get resolved behind a Chilis
Seth_Erickson: LUL
luckvamp: voxyKnife
ContingentCat: I'm sure the snake is in good hands with Ben, it gets to make friends
asthanius: "We couldn't get any white onions, cause of the war!"
Wa_Pox: voxyANGRY
ElissenRedux: voxyRage
r10pez10: "onion on my belt" and "lisa needs braces" are from the same episode
Radyin: The rhino is telling the horse joke?
MoaiGangsta: so creatures died, so the Truth should be bigger?
fcloud: i understood that reference!
UWDJohn: I heard Just Junding 'em Out works.
RakdosDragon88: does flickering jailer not return prossh as it left th bf
fistfulofchex: voxyKnife voxyKnife voxyKnife
control_rig: 16?!
Twibbe: voxyRage
asthanius: "Gimme five bees for a quarter, we'd say"
pn55: sergeHolyMoly
Dmc3628: yeah paralell
circusofkirkus: RakdosDragon88 jailer returns when Ben loses the monarch
wikisome: @RakdosDragon88 not anymore
misspokeycat: parallel lives is a heck of a card
ElissenRedux: @RakdosDragon88 Its when someone else becomes the monarch
gnome_friend: I anger
r10pez10: it's very hard to move the monarchy when you can't attack
dimensaur: Ben woke up and choose bureaucracy
MadWolf1290: !card prossh
LRRbot: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher [3BRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it. / Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: sergeIntoTheSea
RandomTrivia: Sea goes out, reveals land where mana comes from...
Seth_Erickson: might be time to copy your bounty of the luxa serge
JZahler: It will be epic if Voxy wins with a fling effect
andrew5550tv: LUL
Seth_Erickson: sea goes out and you add mana serge
HundreydAundre: >_<
Agi_Lily: !decklists
Twibbe: LUL
MoaiGangsta: did Voxy catch the counters for the deaths of the plant tokens and the soulherder?
gnome_friend: Hrrrnn?
dimensaur: I love the pramikon deck though
YeetTheRich_: serge woke up chose to make everyone paint cute flowers
LRRbot: Volrath, the Shapestealer [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Shapeshifter [7/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a βˆ’1/βˆ’1 counter on up to one target creature. / {1}: Until your next turn, Volrath, the Shapestealer becomes a copy of target creature with a counter on it, except it's 7/5 and it has this ability.
Seth_Erickson: Volrath is mega Pog
laikagoat: oh yeah, truth should get 3 counters
r10pez10: any counter?
darryldangeroux: any counter?
Dmc3628: any
fcloud: "becomes a copy" and 7/5
icefinch: ben is basically just slowly lowering a rock on the other 2
Dmc3628: that is also tru
sheer_falacy: yup
Radyin: You don't have a beginning of combat.
darryldangeroux: yup, no phase
Wa_Pox: I guess so...
RandomTrivia: It absolutely means triggered abilities don't trigger
Kadenus: yeah you don't get any combat things
asthanius: Combat can't begin if there's no combat
Wicker_Guide: it does mean that
SeismicLawns: if you have no combat you can't have a beginning of combat
TheLonelyGinger777: no triggers, no combat phase
DiscordianTokkan: Can't have a beginning of combat if you skip it
Fruan: What would they trigger in, Serge? You go from main to second main
Wa_Pox: the poor plants...
WhatCo: not the houseplants Sadge
darryldangeroux: it's a may ability for the deaths anyway
nightraven949: so you skip begin combat its not even begin combat skip combat end combat?
fcloud: can ben keep locking both other players down every turn?
Wicker_Guide: he can try
darryldangeroux: @fcloud not currently
r10pez10: go from first main, feel no need to fight, go to second main
until_may: I still feel like Graham has this
nightraven949: Ah jeskai, how I don't miss playing against you
LRRbot: Sneak Attack [3R] | Enchantment | {R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.
icefinch: ok
brendonn: Oh boy
Twibbe: Not agane the flickering NotLikeThis
Dmc3628: No it doesn't No one stole kingdom from ben
chaostreader: @fcloud No. But with his commander he can essentially.
Desruprot: @control_rig nope they come back when the monarchy is lost
a_ytp_fan: @control_rig it stays untiil ben loses monarch
control_rig: Ooooohhh right
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nightraven949: This is starting to look like jer's one highlander deck
control_rig: Sorry
Twibbe: Sneaky sneaky
Radyin: !decklists
oatway: graham escaped into the tranquility of oblivion
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature β€” Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Wa_Pox: it's back voxyPepe
circusofkirkus: well this is a thing
a_ytp_fan: now ben can lock them out
fcloud: Ulmer II: The Flickering
sheer_falacy: soul herder target first
Field94: lrrJUDGE my opponent is playing stacks
HundreydAundre: Cheap Karmies
Twibbe: Rood
RandomTrivia: Ben is taking so many game actions!
Wa_Pox: @JZahler yep, it's gonna come to Fling topdeck LUL
Radyin: Ben, you know the way out. Concede.
Nightecho06: Stax in a nutshell
IcyDj: thats a soft lock though xD
nightraven949: Ben either find a way to finish the game or let people attack
Tantaburs: ben doing powerful nothing
Dmc3628: meanwhile Karmic Guide will be headed off ot the yard
darryldangeroux: just gotta draw a blood artist
SquirrelEarl: He needs an ETB drainer
icefinch: its too bad ben doesn't have impact tremmors
Wa_Pox: Voxy has outs...
MoaiGangsta: CHANDRA'S IGNITION
gnome_friend: Do you have wraths?
freshmaker__: hmmm stax.. ResidentSleeper
circusofkirkus: chandra's ignition is an out
Field94: unless voxy has fling
IcyDj: ben flickering yorion locks them out
Seth_Erickson: there are board wipes right
IDYNGR4NDM4ST3R: Ben will eventually run out of deck
v01d10: or etb damage besides his combustible
nightraven949: Does Voxy have a Wrath?
YeetTheRich_: serges precon has ixidron right?
nightraven949: I think a Wrath is the only way out of this
Dmc3628: a Fling can do something
Roger_Job329: you can win outside of combat possibly
nightraven949: @YeetTheRich_ yes he has an ixadron
Desruprot: giving it the old college try
misspokeycat: food chain will do it too
wikisome: Did ben mess up by flickering Karmic Guide instead of Yorion?
sheer_falacy: soul herder trigger?
Cavemanhar: !card restoration angel
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature β€” Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
ElissenRedux: Voxy has a couple possible outs in this list, pretty sure
circusofkirkus: sneak attack trigger?
icefinch: karmic guide sneak attack?
r10pez10: it got flickered
andrew5550tv: show us Thud
Desruprot: Karmic was blinked
MadWolf1290: karmic guide flickered
Wa_Pox: someone slide a swamp on her side of the table...
Twibbe: Swamp swamp
icefinch: ok thanks for explination
Dmc3628: put the Urborg ticker
fcloud: there's board clears, there's effects that kill lands, it's definitely possible in theory for serge or voxy to win. not sure if it's possible with their actual decks
HundreydAundre: Ye, I figured Karm-Soul twoes.
RandomTrivia: Them's fightin' words!
thehokeypokey: what did Ben get with the second karmic guide
Desruprot: all the kobolds
Twibbe: Let’s go Voxy voxyHype
Field94: 20 0/1 food tokens
noSmokeFire: by god, 20 kobolds! that's an entire 0 power!
r10pez10: the mindclaw shaman with the second karmic guide
MrTheWalrus: Thassa lotta kobolds
andrew5550tv: tragic
the_card_father: And I thought my win with my Orvar deck tonight was gross. This feels rough. Much love to all suffering under the Ben-pire.
r10pez10: BEN NO
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
RandomTrivia: OH NO
korvys: !card mindclaw
LRRbot: Mindclaw Shaman [4R] | Creature β€” Viashino Shaman [2/2] | When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.
ElissenRedux: OOF
n3ther: voxy isn't happy lol
sheer_falacy: you knew he had it
RandomTrivia: SO RUDE
Wa_Pox: we knew he had it LUL
AlexDrafts: Teach them the American way, Voxy
YeetTheRich_: the feeling when ben says "um" in your upkeep
pn55: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: !findquote damn
LRRbot: Quote #404: "Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!" β€”James [2015-07-02]
a_ytp_fan: brutal
Desruprot: xD
HundreydAundre: OP, NOE
fcloud: ben is so good
Twibbe: Noooh
darryldangeroux: nice
Twibbe: So rood
DiscordianTokkan: Ben chooses violence after all! benginTraitor
sheer_falacy: oof
Tiber727: Gosh darn it!
heartofgoldfish: this is the crossover ive always wAnted
nightraven949: GravePact is spooky
Wicker_Guide: !card deathbringer
LRRbot: Did you mean: Deathbringer Regent; Deathbringer Thoctar; Deathbringer Liege
gualdhar: is this like PG13, where they're allowed one "fuck"? cuz that was the perfect place
nightraven949: Well we technically have 2 outs
charredspark: just what the thoctar ordered
Wa_Pox: plan is still online SeemsGood
Wicker_Guide: !card deathbringer thoctar
LRRbot: Deathbringer Thoctar [4BR] | Creature β€” Zombie Beast [3/3] | Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Deathbringer Thoctar. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Deathbringer Thoctar: It deals 1 damage to any target.
DiscordianTokkan: Throctar, Texas Ranger
v01d10: I'm surprised ben doesn't have Ranar or cosmic intervention in his deck
Seth_Erickson: Crocodile gets a counter
Desruprot: I think she still needs a sac outlet
Field94: !card ixidron
LRRbot: Ixidron [3UU] | Creature β€” Illusion [*/*] | As Ixidron enters the battlefield, turn all other nontoken creatures face down. / Ixidron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of face-down creatures on the battlefield.
Dmc3628: Ixidron would be hilarious
r10pez10: just a quick check, Strionic Resonator only hits your stuff right
jamesthedabbler: Ordered this wrong
n3ther: yes a removal spell :P
jamesthedabbler: Shoulda cast the other cards first
r10pez10: !card Strionic Resonator
LRRbot: Strionic Resonator [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
HundreydAundre: Dammit, noe! If we know the Endgame it might never happen!!
fcloud: a FAMILY of removal spells. or, if you will, a MURDER.
EJGRgunner: Bounty trigger
Wa_Pox: @Desruprot that's Prossh, but it won't last until her turn...
RandomTrivia: I feel like my mnemonic has only confused Serge more
RandomTrivia: Oops
Wicker_Guide: !card bounty of the sea
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
fcloud: @mods, are things people say during desert bus eligible for the quote database?
Wicker_Guide: !card bounty
LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Seth_Erickson: yeah Serge has flipped the moniker
Vonbane: luxa
Juliamon: fcloud Sure are
RandomTrivia: !card bounty of the luxa
LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
r10pez10: i'm pretty sure lots of DB stuff is in there
Juliamon: I specifically add a lot of DB quotes
Anubis169: defo :)
thehokeypokey: echo on karmic?
fcloud: ok thanks
StreetRach: Echo?
raze667: scho
raze667: *echo
Twibbe: NotLikeThis
Anubis169: fcloud: though don't expect any of the people that say them to remember having said them :P
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Anubis169: Desert Bus is a bit of a blur
Wicker_Guide: something died
r10pez10: generally that's the whole quote DB
Wicker_Guide: for Voxy
r10pez10: *quote database
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CptFranisDrake: trigger for voxy
LadyMCHall: Geez Ben
GirlPainting: ECHO...echo...cho...ho...o
RandomTrivia: BEN NO! You monster!
Dmc3628: welp there's the hyper tornado
JZahler: Croc gets a counter , something dies
Wa_Pox: oh...
n3ther: keep it going!
r10pez10: oh
andrew5550tv: counter POG
bernardo013: loooooool
a_ytp_fan: lets go serge!!!!
Dmc3628: Trish
kamelion84: wow
ElissenRedux: POG
ContingentCat: speaking of DB did everyone see the date of DB2021 was announced?
LRRbot: Stratus Dancer [1U] | Creature β€” Djinn Monk [2/1] | Flying / Megamorph {1}{U} / When Stratus Dancer is turned face up, counter target instant or sorcery spell.
Wa_Pox: oh!
Twibbe: voxyHype
asthanius: STIFLE
Twibbe: A chance
Wa_Pox: BibleThump
Wa_Pox: oh!
Dmc3628: has to be a stifle
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
r10pez10: OH
RandomTrivia: POGGERS
Nightecho06: Is this Ben's final form?
zeathean: he can still do that in responce to the monster voxy plays
RandomTrivia: The tech!
Wa_Pox: I'm at maximum pucker
luckvamp: moment of truth
ElissenRedux: The SUSSPENSE
kamelion84: omg
zeathean: if he does not do it now
Dog_of_Myth: YES
RandomTrivia: THE TECH
MoaiGangsta: oh my GOD
Coogrr: or a copy spell I guess
r10pez10: yes voxy yes
MRTY123: Voidmage husher maybe?
ContingentCat: wow
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
a_ytp_fan: morphs for the win!
wikisome: see chat this is why you run Stifle
Twibbe: LUL
chesul: so, you're saying there's a chance.
misspokeycat: disallow maybe?
Unas84: there's a feew other cards that have it
Wa_Pox: GO VOXY GO!
HundreydAundre: I kept joking Ben as Thanos; butt I think it hash gonk'd two far...
SquirrelEarl: I prefer Disallow
Vashtorflick: tales end too
circusofkirkus: still get the counter to counter voxy's threat?
Wolfii_TV: has to be cmc 3 or less
bernardo013: what a play
Dmc3628: ben still gets a counterspell for the threat voxy has but is it enough
GirlPainting: evan the concedes flicker in this game ^^
Coogrr: Disallow can't be gotten off spellseeker
Cavemanhar: 2 cmc or less
MadWolf1290: Serge woke up and choose "kingmaker"
MasterShley: You dropped the ball, Ben. :P
zeathean: essence scatter?
nobodez: P O W E R F U L L M A G I C
r10pez10: ???
MoaiGangsta: tale's end would do it
Dmc3628: Prepare to Die edition
zeathean: or litercal counter spell
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
ContingentCat: !findquote survive
LRRbot: Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." β€”Ian [2016-03-27]
IcyDj: should still get a counterspell tbh
thehokeypokey: counter spell would stop the thoctar
Field94: what was the target spell?
InfiniTokens: Those are some cool plant tokens, Ben!
LunarRai: I see your commander dancing Graham
Dmc3628: countering Cyclonic
r10pez10: lol lathril running
JZahler: Overloaded rift
Nydestroyer: I mean he still can due to the blink
luckvamp: Ghost Lathril is on a mission
InfiniTokens: Serge's flower look so darn happy to be on that battlefield
circusofkirkus: can you counter whatever voxy is trying to play?
r10pez10: judge, when you think about it, isn't Pramikon a rift
HundreydAundre: The bill comes for us all.
Wolfii_TV: could also cloudshift the recruiter
Fenrir_Azazel: !card deathbringer throctar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: Prossh makes Kobolds on cast, but otherwise yes
gonnaflunkib: not etb, cast trigger
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Wa_Pox: LUL
n3ther: acshually
Wa_Pox: voxyNerd
Fenrir_Azazel: !card throctar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
circusofkirkus: soulherder trigger?
Desruprot: Soulherder?
r10pez10: more stuff died?
nightraven949: Welp the reign of Pramacon is over
Fenrir_Azazel: couldnt you eat prossh again and stall it another turn
sheer_falacy: keep stuff from dying, blink Yorion?
nightraven949: Goodbye Bureaucracy
LRRbot: Deathbringer Thoctar [4BR] | Creature β€” Zombie Beast [3/3] | Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Deathbringer Thoctar. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Deathbringer Thoctar: It deals 1 damage to any target.
v01d10: The real show is graham with lathril
Dmc3628: prosh is the sac outlet
Wa_Pox: yeah, Ben had to eat Prossh
DiscordianTokkan: Meanwhile, I enjoy Lathril peeking in from off camera occasionally
niccus: i'd like to subscribe to thoctar facts
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r10pez10: it's fine tho
nightraven949: Prosh is the Sac outlet
Cavemanhar: !card cloudshift
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
fcloud: phyrexian ingester seems like it should be in black? does that make sense
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
LunarRai: He did have another plan: Dying
Anarchon_D: a two mana board wipe?
white_whale1: cloudshift ingester?
HundreydAundre: U, DAAARRRReee....lawl
circusofkirkus: stratus dancer flies, right?
Cavemanhar: cant you cloudshift your ingestor in response
Seth_Erickson: Dancer Flies
Dmc3628: trish flies
the_card_father: Ben also wants out of this game.
YeetTheRich_: ggs
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE girlpaDIE
canahedo: That's commander
Twibbe: Fly baby fly SMOrc
Wa_Pox: Ben flew too close to the sun
WhatCo: voxyGg
ContingentCat: big mood Ben
Dmc3628: I wanted Death
thehokeypokey: Ben decided to die
Twibbe: voxyGg voxyHype
RandomTrivia: Dinner is a powerful motivator
a_ytp_fan: lrrFINE lrrFINE
andrew5550tv: deth widepeepoHappy
YeetTheRich_: jokes on you dying was my goal all along
r10pez10: it counts
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
fcloud: did serge concede?
MadWolf1290: guest-right
circusofkirkus: and why it was Graham
JeromeFromNH: voxyNeve voxyRpun voxyShed
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
ElissenRedux: LUL
nightraven949: it is a W and all W's count
codyfoti1999: Ya'll are too canadian
RandomTrivia: Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who LUL
brendonn: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
n3ther: poor Graham
Twibbe: voxyGg s
until_may: I do not agree, team Ghram
Nydestroyer: Graham won the moral victory
LunarRai: You ever think you're going to jail for murdering kobolds?
FriendOfEntropy: voxyHeart voxyHeart voxyGg voxyGg
brendonn: Just monarch
iamm1a: benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
charredspark: 1 million kobolds *dr evil face*
nightraven949: Palace Jailer only lets things go when ben is dethroned
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zombie2pac: So proud of ya Vox!
Twibbe: Goodnight Voxy <3 voxyGg s
Wa_Pox: voxySub voxySub voxySub voxySub voxySub
andrew5550tv: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
Nightecho06: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Wa_Pox: voxyBlanket
a_ytp_fan: that was a doozy
Vashtorflick: voxyHype voxyHype
laikagoat: fionaLove lrrHEART
Walla_ttv: voxyBlanket voxyBlanket
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! Thanks for being on, Voxy!
andrew5550tv: voxyBlanket
Twibbe: voxyHype
Wa_Pox: Behind the Chili's
bvorhies: Serge did amazing !!! Way to go.
CrimsonAngel931: voxyBlanket
Cavemanhar: !decklists
Twibbe: Voxy voxyHeart
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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Dog_of_Myth: A Kingdom of Cards!
Wa_Pox: lrrHEART voxyHeart voxyGigi
CaptainSpam: Us! This is our fault! All of us!
RandomTrivia: Wait, we did this? You can't prove anything!
iamm1a: Thanks, Lads!
Ivalenz_: !next
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andrew5550tv: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JeromeFromNH: voxyDab
kamelion84: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Twibbe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: hahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: GOT'IM
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrPAUL
pn55: Haha!
v01d10: paul revolt
Wa_Pox: RunGuy
MrTheWalrus: Walk then.
RandomTrivia: Bonus Stream: Plummet People
Makimachine: LUL
NarfBlinko: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
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Ivalenz_: !schedule
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DeM0nFiRe: @RandomTrivia Pretty sure it's called Descend Dudes
RandomTrivia: DARGONLRODS!
Dog_of_Myth: The TDU
TheTekkieman: There's two of them, so...
RobustLaser: i bought one of those because of this stream and was so fucking mad because THEY DON'T SUPPORT THE TAIKO DRUM CONTROLLERS FOR THE RPG PART
RandomTrivia: It certainly is a ride
Juliamon: Whatever you're thinking, it's weirder than that.
RandomTrivia: PTCGO benginHype benginHype benginHype
RandomTrivia: Double Ben HYPE (eventually)
Twibbe: PokΓ©mon!
niccus: congratulations on your first taxi ride
MadWolf1290: yes, VERY odd
Vashtorflick: the walking simulator
ContingentCat: literally "pick up"
Wa_Pox: Purolator: Apocalypse edition
Juliamon: *IN A BODY BAG*
lemmel: In a body bag as well...
RandomTrivia: Post-apocalyptic-man Pat lrrBEEJ
Moonspeak721: troubling
Twibbe: Wut LUL
ContingentCat: well it fits
Ivalenz_: #HideoKojima
Wa_Pox: thanks Kojima
andrew5550tv: "this is fine" :)
pn55: Uhh...
Seth_Erickson: pls reate 5 stars
DiscordianTokkan: That game sounds WEIRD, between that and the Water Collector turning everything into Monster Energy drinks
chaostreader: Paul engages in human trafficking.
niccus: it's like a sleeping bus but a guy and a sleeping bag
RandomTrivia: Queer as Hell has been absolutely amazing
control_rig: "Things went well until they didn't."
RandomTrivia: Everything is under controlβ„’ lrrFINE
ContingentCat: It's so good I love it
andrew5550tv: what nooooo
Juliamon: Also there's some really rad K'larysca fanart she reblogged!
Seth_Erickson: a true conundrum escaping from Tarkov
control_rig: Thank you for the stream! Very entertaining!
fcloud: james continues to shelter in place in tarkov
charredspark: vibe in tarkov is pretty chill
HundreydAundre: Fare Teeth Wells
gnome_friend: Teeth?
Stormthius: cheer50
andrew5550tv: fancy!
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e_bloc: Corgo300 hell yeah Voxy
Earthenone: !dfart
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the stream and the fun.
corefluxx: Corgo100
Wa_Pox: Voxy knows these people
fcloud: this music rules. what is it?
gnome_friend: SUSAN
Seth_Erickson: Hit me up with some scones Kreygasm
ragrock14: voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab
HundreydAundre: Escape? Why? It's looks great out there!
fcloud: like bgc goes to the 80s
Wa_Pox: LUL
RandomTrivia: Can't help you Serge
andrew5550tv: voxyHi mods represent
RandomTrivia: \o/
Wa_Pox: oops
Vashtorflick: all the mods are subs now lol
WhatCo: uhhhh
Wa_Pox: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsHYPE
ElissenRedux: We do be here LUL
RandomTrivia: That's cool
Wa_Pox: @WhatCo you broke her streak LUL
FLICK_MTG: so many friendlies!!!
Biffus1337: ^^
andrew5550tv: LUL
WhatCo: butts like cigarette butts. we're in the clear
Wa_Pox: @WhatCo SeemsGood
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Twibbe: Goodnight and voxyGg s Voxy voxyHeart
Wa_Pox: voxyHeart lrrHEART voxyGigi
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
pn55: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
laikagoat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
FLICK_MTG: what a pleasure this was. this was the Reese's Peanut Butter cup of streams
control_rig: Thus was super great!
ElissenRedux: lrrHEART voxyHeart
mastershake29x: This _was_ wonderful
a_ytp_fan: good night everyone!!
Biffus1337: <3
andrew5550tv: voxyHype voxyGigi lrrHEART
control_rig: Bye!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: 10/10 guest, would watch again
Walla_ttv: voxyBlanket voxyBlanket
DaPolarBeer: voxyBlankies
Seth_Erickson: buh byeeeeeeeee
Unas84: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Vashtorflick: voxyHype
DiscordianTokkan: Gn'ight everyone! Have a good weekend!
WhatCo: I enjoyed my stay voxyBlanket
Twibbe: Bye πŸ‘‹
MyrddintheWizard: sharkf11CLAP lrrHEART ysbrydHype
CrimsonAngel931: voxyHeart voxyBlanket voxyAttic
bernardo013: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
RomanGoro: Stand by for lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: (quick reminder to anyone new here, stick around for a secret message from Paul, probably)
laikagoat: zoeySip
emily_t_g: are we still waiting on that secret paul announcement
Juliamon: yep, stream's still live so it could still happen
RomanGoro: Yes
RomanGoro: In lrrPAUL we trust
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
emily_t_g: "Did I leave the stream running?" -Paul, probably
RandomTrivia: Part of the reason for secret messages (or so I am told) is so Paul remembers to turn off the stream after the ads.
emily_t_g: WOO
RandomTrivia: PPR HYPE
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
CaptainSpam: lrrHORN
kamelion84: lol
canahedo: Woo
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: Wooooo! lrrHORN
laikagoat: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
pn55: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Aenir798: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
Saskquatchewan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHORN
HundreydAundre: Doth dat mean Paul will play?
Juliamon: Probably not because he works the tech
DeM0nFiRe: Paul does tech for most of the streams that involve more than 2 or so people, so he'll be involved one way or another probably
HundreydAundre: Kay. He seemed enthused about it, so I asked from merely just that.
Juliamon: I mean, we're not playing in the PPR and some of us are that excited!
DeM0nFiRe: Wait, what? We don't all get to play in the PPR?