patbaer: Hi Ian
TehAmelie: hey it's Ian
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm glad rocket league continues to exist. football cars is really fun every so often
Boon_33: Ian!
RandomTrivia: Hi Ian!
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Nameless_Sword: Hey its an Ian!
FITorion: utz utz
RandomTrivia: Ah there we go
RandomTrivia: Smooth LUL
IgnisDeus: lrrFINE
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kusinohki: @Vampiricsloth mine was asteroids for the atari 2600.. so get off my lawn?
amative1: doobadooba dah bah dah dah
floki4242: ah yes beej bop
Vampiricsloth: lol
Nameless_Sword: Bonus!
DeM0nFiRe: Bonus Stream PogChamp
FITorion: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
malc: flawless
dangerous_safety: Delightfully flawed intro
patbaer: Bonus stream, bonus music\
TehAmelie: it's deep into Sunday here. the Rhythm Cafe dilemma keeps repeating
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: gossamer landing
diceinbox: Hello again ian
HundreydAundre: Saturn's Day
Haroldholmes25: cam screaming in the distance
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eldrazi_trainer: is Ian looking really red to anyone else?
DarkMorford: Is there a light off, Ian?
IgnisDeus: cavelcade
matthaus_c: I hear a Hunting Horn from Adam's mic Kappa
BrowneePoints: Takeshi's Castle the video game
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm wondering if there's a studio light that wasn't turned on
Haroldholmes25: who's who
MyBuddySuperfly: A student, a comet, a meme and a bonkus
TehAmelie: a game of Blamed Boys
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: God these names are great
CaptainSpam: Ah, I see they updated it such that you have pre-named names?
Juliamon: Fashion Beans
Nameless_Sword: let those beans falls
HundreydAundre: A monkey king?
Robot_Bones: Wow variety streamer Ben Wheeler!
Lord_Hosk: alexda14Pigeon alexda14Pigeon alexda14Pigeon
Lord_Hosk: PIgeons are evil
Mortimew: PrideLion
MyBuddySuperfly: Ian escaped!
TehAmelie: Unstable Beans
RandomTrivia: OH NO
MyBuddySuperfly: there they are
BusTed: dotaaa
patbaer: oh. no.
RandomTrivia: NELLY NO
BrowneePoints: Ian, just picture Takeshi's Castle, but everyone does all the games at the same time
matthaus_c: stream kicking off strong
coachNelly: :googles maiden abyss:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nelly! You're meant to be the sensible one!
Lord_Hosk: All pigeons are trying to kill you alexda14Pigeon
BjjBrain: caNT Wit for season 2
Pteraspidomorphi: made in abyss
laikagoat: herding, not hurting
DarkMorford: MXC
KeytarCat: Good amine, haven't seen the movie
Lokolos: Can someone add what Nelly said to the quote database so he can never hide from it?
matthaus_c: nelly do NOT google made in abyss
SnowBuddy18: Wipeout
patbaer: Hey I would Adam to be a little louder
Loonatic93: "I like the idea of hurting children." - Nelly.
Earthenone: i dont think child harm is a good idea for imortalization
MyBuddySuperfly: This Season: Cyberpunk 2077, but wobbly
Nameless_Sword: a very good choice Nelly
PrancerInflatableReindeer: is this the fall guys music?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think children is a good idea for imortalization
TehAmelie: Escape Velocity Entertainers
Sarah_Serinde: So from what I've heard, if you're playing in a squad and you get eliminated from a round, don't quit or it'll hurt your team
matthaus_c: monkeys are famously cheaters
Lokolos: @Earthenone fair
adamjford: uh oh
CaptainSpam: Victory!
saffroncorjay: good game!
ContingentCat: wow new void level
Nameless_Sword: oh no
MyBuddySuperfly: oh dang
Boon_33: lrrFINE
WonderfulGlory: You should go over the controls for Adam
TemporallyAwry: The first fall - Ian's PC
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
Loonatic93: They'll get my pole...
MyBuddySuperfly: lol
TehAmelie: no one can actually prove monkeys know the rules, so
HundreydAundre: Welcome to "Cheaters": Fall Guys Edition. Her on the LRR Twitch channel.
Juliamon: rayfkWelp
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VmKid: Oops
PrancerInflatableReindeer: oof
Deathrite_Sharkman: voxyDab lrrFINE
matthaus_c: panicBasket
sydnius: Gg
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: OH F! Ian's computer died!?
MyBuddySuperfly: nice game! :D
malc: yikes
Mortimew: sad trombone
DeM0nFiRe: oofa and / or doofa
wolvsbane: lrrFINE FBtouchdown
Juliamon: Not died, just rebooted
Nigouki: time to replenish the fluid containers
Vampiricsloth: lrrFINE ?
kusinohki: quick! light the Paul signal!
TehAmelie: womp and/or womp
NotCainNorAbel: and this is how and hour passes so quickly
amative1: grr, trying to diagnose an issue with my sound setup, them going away is not good
chefryto90: lrrFINE benginOh benginNo
MrSaturdayNite: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
jameswanders: Ian's computer died, but he can rebuild it. He has the technology.
Boon_33: lrrHERE
matthaus_c: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
Juliamon: If he's in the officie, I 100% blame Windows Updates
DarkMorford: Cycle those fluids!
MyBuddySuperfly: what a stream that was! Glad I was able to be here
Juliamon: *office, I can spell I swear
HundreydAundre: Remember, chat. That could've been any of our PCs as well. Just two regards with that.
djalternative: @amative1 if you're getting some weird sound quality with the stream, I'm getting something slight too.
mariomario42: confusion?
Darleysam: it's just missing a few HP printer parts
Boon_33: @Juliamon I bet you're right
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, sensible
KeytarCat: @Darleysam AsexualPride PrideHeyyy
mirshebs: while we gotta wait just a quick meds reminder for anyone who hasnt taken their meds today ❤
Mortimew: wompwomp
Boon_33: falling down twice is a good start
DarkMorford: Ian's PC just getting in theme for the game
adamjford: Mystery computer problems, exactly when you want them!
matthaus_c: cool bonus stream everyone, thanks for coming :p
CaptainSpam goes away, in blatant disregard for given orders!
Dog_of_Myth: Did Ian get Frenched again?
NarishmaReborn: these things happen
elkae: The French!
jameswanders: it's fall _guys_ not fall _pcs_
MrSaturdayNite: Bus happens.
offbeatwitch: the french have struck again
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a Fall Computer
TehAmelie: cycling fluids? i'm cycling between gin and peppermint schnapps. what should be next chat?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, you got there first jameswanders
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone i take it we had tech issues
EncryptedSquid leaves. You cannot tell me what to do.
lirazel64: Patience.
Loonatic93: That was a fun stream. They should try it again some time!
matthaus_c: @jameswanders skynet will remember this
NullColaShip: It's clearly a method actor
Darleysam: @keytarcat sharkf11SHARK
coachNelly: ian'c computer is already winning at fall guys
Earthenone: want to help make sure the stream pc can boot up? consider supporting on patreon :P
djalternative: @TehAmelie straight blue curacaou
MyBuddySuperfly: Ian's PC was like "wait a minute, this is not a rhythm game!"
NonMint: I missed it, why are we offline?
HundreydAundre: Damn you, Garf Kart! & to think I wanted to see Garf Kart stream on April 1st.
matthaus_c: @NonMint techdiffs
Juliamon: Tech problems
malc: tech trubs
ArdCollider: Ian's computer is repeatedly sad
TehAmelie: literally not possible even if i had the money
Pteraspidomorphi: NonMint: Changing ingest servers I think?
NonMint: Ah. Godspeed LRR Computers!
coachNelly: @Earthenone you're hired
matthaus_c: the pay is theoretical and the hours are insurmountable
Boon_33: it must be the interesting studio lighting that was causing the issue.
TehAmelie: 2 am on a sunday in northern sweden, you drink what you have or quit
djalternative: @TehAmelie then copious amounts of water to stave off hangover
NonMint: @tehamelie do you not have delivery for booze?
wynternyghtynggale: The rhythm yakuza took over ians pc and said nah
eric_christian_berg: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Season 4 of Fall Guys has arrived and we're checking it out on tonight's Bonus Stream! Game: Fall Guys) at Sat 05:00 PM PDT (18m ago).
TehAmelie: well, maybe i could pay someone for delivery. if they had a helicopter it might even get here before morning
matthaus_c: I know this shift is the "bad" DST shift, but it moves the night streams to 9pm instead of 10pm for me and that's actually huge
TheThromborax: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
NonMint: That’s the spirit!
amative1: Ok chat, which one of you snuck into my house and changed my computer's audio settings to "Exclusive Priority" mode?
benjamin_wheeler: brace yourself chat
matthaus_c: !updog
LRRbot: The stream is not live. lrrSPOT
RandomTrivia is braced
benjamin_wheeler: cause these guys are about to fall
Nigouki: wait, is computer full kaput?
matthaus_c: fall on me... daddy?
djalternative: What about teleportation? Do you have a way for us to teleport booze to your house?
BjjBrain: Oh this isn't a life stream??
TheThromborax: Twitch Notifier why would you do this to me
BjjBrain: live**
HundreydAundre: Theoretical pay & obscure schedules?! I'm intrigued with that.
Sarah_Serinde: No, but Ian's computer has apparently failed twice tonight and he doesn't want to risk it disrupting the stream if it happens again
TehAmelie: about as likely as any earthly method
MyBuddySuperfly: That was conceptual art, maybe? lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: With someone else hosting, the stream can continue even if Ian has to drop out
mirshebs: they be back shortly
baskwalla: Guys that fall? How novel!
matthaus_c: this is a performance art stream, it is not actually live and we watch the offline screen while the streamers interact with us *and* play the game
Sarah_Serinde: TheThromborax They did go live, they're just offline while they switch hosts
Nigouki: ah
coachNelly: 'i assure you we're open'
RandomTrivia: The principles of !break apply here
HundreydAundre: PC be all like: U Fe l L. . ..
TehAmelie: by Disco Elysium physics, teleportation might actually be huge in the field of liquor maturation
TheThromborax: @sarah_serinde oh I missed that. thanks
thesurfaceofthemoon: are they coming back on soon?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy milk.
Fairgrim: Plummeting Pals soon?
Sarah_Serinde: thesurfaceofthemoon Yes
djalternative: Soon™
Boon_33: SOON tm
matthaus_c: Got Coca-Cola?
ContingentCat: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #6386: "Soon I will have shoulders." —James [2019-09-12]
thesurfaceofthemoon: @Sarah_Serinde thanks :)
Vampiricsloth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Commit oneself to personal jeopardy.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
MyBuddySuperfly: !badadvice
MyBuddySuperfly: that was not it, sorry
malc: !plaidadvice
Earthenone: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
jameswanders: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
djalternative: btw, ™ is alt+2
frozenphoenix7: Basically, all I'm hearing is Paul's AI is slowly gaining sentience, and for its first act of independence, tripped a Twitch notification to roll us. Tomorrow it'll be taking over the youtube channel. The next day the power grid. After that? The world.
NonUniqueGuy: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Earthenone: pit trap is apropriate given the stream :P
TehAmelie: i am scared what exactly you do with a crystal in your bathing suit area, even for bad purposes
Boon_33: !judge
matthaus_c: @djalternative alternatively it's ctrl+c ctrl+v :p
Mortimew: I for one welcome our Paul AI overlord
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Ask Kathleen >_>
Vampiricsloth: Sir? Sir! I'm you! reminds me of a beej drop skit lol
HundreydAundre: That's a new one for me! Ha H a, I'm You! Lawl..!!
NotCainNorAbel: @frozenphoenix7 I think if you had control of the power grid(s) you would control the world.
Earthenone: TehAmelie GOOP network has you covered!
wynternyghtynggale: @frozenphoenix7 oh yay maybe it will fix the texas powergrid that black out sucked
djalternative: @matthaus_c that's twice as many keystrokes
frozenphoenix7: @NotCainNorAbel Localized power grid first
malc: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
Dog_of_Myth: @wynternyghtynggale Nothing can fix Texas. :p
r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Season 4 of Fall Guys has arrived and we're checking it out on tonight's Bonus Stream! Game: Fall Guys) at Sat 05:00 PM PDT (22m ago).
jameswanders: !findquote skynet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !fixtwitch
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Fall guy stream Falls down
TehAmelie: maybe Steven Universe and Junji Ito may cooperate on this
EncryptedSquid: !commands
Fairgrim: I'm so hype for Descending Dudes
malc: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
Boon_33: #blameJames
matthaus_c: @djalternative as we learned from mtg nicknames, they don't actually need to be shorter than the actual cardname
Earthenone: !fart
malc: jlrrDang
DarkMorford: !Y
LRRbot: HONK!
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: The duck call!
wynternyghtynggale: @Dog_of_Myth cries in Texan/Floridian
MilkInBag: Is it over?
djalternative: no. its a goose. not a duck, lrrbot
NotCainNorAbel: !merricat
LRRbot: I wonder if commands are still being added... TheMerricat, do you have any idea? =D
BrowneePoints: So speaking of nicknames. Next time I spend 5 minutes typing out a Wellerman reference I will remember to label it as such
kusinohki: *cries in floridaddle*
NonUniqueGuy: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Dog_of_Myth: @MilkInBag Technical issues. Hasn't begun yet
ContingentCat: @MilkInBag nope just technical difficulties
HundreydAundre: @NotCainNorAbel That canonically would be Skynet's priority. Which be securing its continuity against humanity.
MilkInBag: They didn't find the guys to fall?
Williams4jesus: Did LRR bot just say something about ducks
Spluuga: do the technical difficulties dance
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints yea I have learned that specifying "to the tune of" helps a lot LUL
elkae: @MilkInBag Ian's computer died twice
DarkMorford: @MilkInBag Ian's computer got too into the game and fell over
Earthenone: signal
Juliamon: The streaming computer also decided to repeatedly fall
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL
laikagoat: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
jameswanders: I can hear you!
VmKid: lrrSIGNAL
amative1: Hello benjamin_wheeler !
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
polybees: Helloo
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TacitusVigil: But I want to see them fall *now*
TehAmelie: hi again
MilkInBag: @elkae pretty fitting on Easter
elkae: We hear the dulcet tones of a Wheeler
SnowBuddy18: lrrSIGNAL
NotCainNorAbel: !vesper
LRRbot: Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
malc: no fall guys only fall computer
wynternyghtynggale: the wheeler keeps on turning!
Punching_Bag: it's live
Boon_33: O noe, not Wheeler.
TacitusVigil: Oh, hai Mark
MilkInBag: HEY BEN
Fairgrim: Wheels!
underhill33: discord is real quiet
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
djalternative: we heard "-hear me"
Robot_Bones: Variety Streamer Ben Wheeler
Boon_33: O hai Wheeler :)
MilkInBag: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
matthaus_c: now just breathe sensually into the mic
ritchards: they is all quiet
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Discord is really quiet
CaptainSpam: They're all VERY quiet.
MehallD: friends voices are VERY quiet
amative1: Everyone else is /very/ soft
TehAmelie: Malfunctioning Mans
Pteraspidomorphi: The voices of the remaining fall people are quiet
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kusinohki: "cause I'm the unknown stuntman, who made redford such a star"
FITorion: they really quiet
elkae: Everyone but Wheeler is very quiet
Going_Medium: lrrSIGNAL?
Boon_33: to quite for the friends.
Senshi5609: discord call is mad quiet
Robot_Bones: yes fellmn
R_Craddz: They’re muffled?
TacitusVigil: Did Ben forget to pay the mob?
SnackPak_: a bit of a fucky boingo
KeytarCat: oh, GCU commercial :P
ContingentCat: @Going_Medium yup refresh if you don't see it
MehallD: discord basically inaudible
matthaus_c: continues mad quiet
ritchards: they still quiet
HundreydAundre: Discord. Never ears of it, I think...
Mortimew: katesRip_BN
FITorion: not fixxed
amative1: Everyone seems even quieter now
sydnius: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
CaptainSpam: Can't hear Discord.
TheThromborax: !authorize
Earthenone: still cant hear non wheeler folks
swaggytaco: tomato town
Pheonix888: Are they just really tiny now?
Boon_33: soo nearly silent
jameswanders: I really wish audio games got more attention
Robot_Bones: video games on this channel? Unlikely
djalternative: I think all of your computer sounds are quiet
ContingentCat: How's Maulder doing?
elkae: Wheeler stream only, no one else gets to talk
amative1: Like, we can barely tell that they're making noise
amative1: It's THAT soft
R_Craddz: Still very very very quiet
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we also don't have game sound
nobodez: Discord is really quiet, might not be something you can adjust within Fall Guys
TehAmelie: Descendant Dudes
Favre_Studios: Everyone else is quiest
CanPlayGames: Hey Streamer! I hope you have a nice time, nerd.
Sarah_Serinde: Favre_Studios He's aware
EncryptedSquid: !vaseline
matthaus_c: signal Paul
RockPusher: Mmmmm, sausage
djalternative: we definitely aren't getting a 45 from fall guys
Nameless_Sword: let those beans fall
Boon_33: make them sing to get levels right :)
salty_nate30: hello
matthaus_c: this is a Saunders-mergency
coachNelly: #thanksdiscord
ContingentCat: blame Jeff Bezorb
FITorion: mumble core
TacitusVigil: What did Jennifer Garner ever do to you?
Haroldholmes25: electorb?
Nigouki: discord discord discord DISCORD discord, discord
RandomTrivia: Ian, why you gotta do sub-atomic particles dirty like that?
Pheonix888: Is there an increase volume 1000% button?
FrozenRoseFour: Galvatron?
Mortimew: HolidayLog
Moonspeak721: i can kinda almost hear words
matthaus_c: they're slowly getting louder
matthaus_c: this is amazing
Sarah_Serinde: Are they?
BrowneePoints: The comics?
HundreydAundre: well,...
RandomTrivia: LUL
CanPlayGames: The Fans?
matthaus_c: I can make out more words at least @Sarah_Serinde
Boon_33: I'd turn my side up lounder but neighbors will assume I've died.
frank_the_great: Just got here, how's it going y'all?
NarishmaReborn: i hear the comics are decent
TehAmelie: Homies Achieving Horizontality
matthaus_c: @frank_the_great very tech, much difficulties
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't think I have seen this one yet
MehallD: zero game audio, friends still quiet, though better
EncryptedSquid: !fimdbutt
CanPlayGames: The transformers comics did say Trans Rights. TransgenderPride
maxthefourth: they seem a bit louder but still very quiet
Juliamon: I personally can't hear them at all
HundreydAundre: Oh, OH! Peter Cullen's VA Retirement?
EncryptedSquid: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
MyBuddySuperfly: FallGuys: Isolated Ben Track :D
Earthenone: the only audio we are getting is wheelers mic, no game or friends
r10pez10: these maps
elkae: Wheeler is aware
Acroamatis: Game is very quiet, other voices inaudible.
swaggytaco: this game is very sad without the music
thesurfaceofthemoon: very true
Sarah_Serinde: Earthenone We do have discord audio, but extremely quiet
ritchards: no game audio, discord friends are super quiet
jameswanders: just you
r10pez10: very quiet other audio
MyBuddySuperfly: WE have to make the game sounds now
cambo212: yah i only hear you
CaptainSpam: We're getting very very quiet Discord audio.
TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
HundreydAundre: Not sure if Mr. Cullen has retired yet.
NimrodXIV: discord is very quiet, no game audio
Fairgrim: friends are super quiet
amative1: No game audio or music, and Discord is almost inaudible
Sarah_Serinde: But yeah, no game audio that I can hear
RebekahWSD: Oh, that explains it, the lack of game audio and quiet other humans
Senshi5609: the audio we are getting is the lowest possible level
Jadaris: it sounds like discord is set at about 3%volume
CanPlayGames: Wait is Ben talking to someone other than CHat?
SnowBuddy18: quite quiet audio
djalternative: both discord and fall guys are super quiet
IgnisDeus: no game audio
NonUniqueGuy: discord is better
Sarah_Serinde: That's louder but still very quiet
r10pez10: game audio is there but quiet, wheeler
BrowneePoints: 10 bucks adam gets addicted to this game
MyBuddySuperfly: woowoowoowooo
Arclight_Dynamo: Game audio is there but STUPID quiet.
elkae: Can hear Adam now
FITorion: no game audio. very quiet everyone else
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: so weird, it's just me who gets full audio but doubled huh
ContingentCat: we're getting you Wheeler, no game sounds, and other people are very quiet
frank_the_great: Wheeler is loud, everyone else is super quiet, no game audio
matthaus_c: that's... a very different game from what I watched months ago
Kerrisis: I can still hear basically zero other than your voice, Wheeler. No other people, no game audio.
Phailhammer: I can hear game audio, but it it *very* faint.
TreeVor84: Everyone other than Wheeler is super quiet
Reforminginsomniac: I played game audio on my tuba
maxthefourth: there's Audio, it's just a lot quieter than wheeler
R_Craddz: No game noises and they’re very quiet compared to your loudness 😀
amative1: No game audio.
FITorion: no game sounds
Ivannorr: Adam and Ian are quiet
CanPlayGames: BEN ONLY
Boon_33: I wonder if the teamates are wasting great funnies right now.
SnowBuddy18: game audio is quiet too
Haroldholmes25: game is very quiet
Arclight_Dynamo: Game sounds ARE there, just barely.
RandomTrivia: The game sounds are definitely there and definitely very faint
hatboozeparty: Game audio is at 2, they are at a 4 you are at 10.... if you catch what i mean...
Sarah_Serinde: Okay yeah, I turned up my volume at lot and there are game sounds, but like Discord they're very low
frank_the_great: Oh wait, game audio is also super quiet
Jadaris: only you, no game, discord at 5% or so
ArdCollider: I could sort of hear Adam
offbeatwitch: pinball!
maxthefourth: no, it's more wheeler 100%, rest 10%
jameswanders: I mean, there are worse things than only getting Ben sounds in our earholes
ritchards: game is quiet
matthaus_c: tbf does anyone need anything but the dulcet tones of Benjamin Hweeler
PrancerInflatableReindeer: nah you are just way louder but all audio is there
FrozenRoseFour: Embrace it, Wheeler is all we need!
Pheonix888: Everyone else is Whisper quiet
HundreydAundre: Aw, shit! I thought I saw Dende!
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:41.
SnowBuddy18: game is there, just quiet
r10pez10: alright chat wheeler's aware
CanPlayGames: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:49. lrrSPOT
Dog_of_Myth: Top men are working on it....top men.
RassilonDND: oh sweet im only fashionably ltate
TehAmelie: wow, reloading changed the echo to triple echo
frank_the_great: Onto the next issue: your hair. It's too perfect
TacitusVigil: According to the patch notes, the sound is a known issue. Also, missing Beej.
jedi_master_zll: This seems a lot harder than the last time they streamed it.
atlr: i am clenching in empathy
Boon_33: O noes, what will we dooo....
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Haroldholmes25: gang's all here lol
EncryptedSquid: So close
PMAvers: Sometimes I wonder if the game was designed by Clovis Bray.
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't seen the new stuff at all
CanPlayGames: This Ben is good at falling
gamercat88: going up the sides is faster than the middle
AmberLampLight: wheeler may I say you have admirable aplomb in dealing with chat and tech issues and game
e_bloc: Corgo690 if it were me I simply would not fall
frank_the_great: Guys, he fell
matthaus_c: oh my god there are among us skins
jameswanders: that was rather non-random
CanPlayGames: You're suppose to fall right? Its literally the name of the game
TacitusVigil: @PMAvers Fall Guys status: Calamitous
amative1: Ooh, there was a bit of notifier
ContingentCat: the games' changed a bunch since I've seen it
StarWarsTHX1138: discord is really low
Boon_33: could almost hear them
Haroldholmes25: wheeler is great, all the lrr folk are great
RassilonDND: they are coming through now, but are quiet
Sarah_Serinde: StarWarsTHX1138 We know
djalternative: ah. notifier is properly loud
matthaus_c: a gamer maybe telling a horse joke
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh exciting
Sibwow: this morning at like 2:30 am?
SnowBuddy18: that's a long toast
RandomTrivia: If you didn't have both, it wouldn't count as an "everything" bagel, after all
BusTed: We are hearing of Nelly's bagel breakfast.
FarrinDelmirre: Everything bagel is quiet
jameswanders: can hear Nelly, v quiet
WatchTowerJ: That gamer sounds good
ContingentCat: We can barely hear James' breakfast story
amative1: We can barely hear Nelson
FITorion: can hear him but very low... almost uninteliagble
atlr: shhhhhh
StarWarsTHX1138: @Sarah_Serinde last I had heard it was no audio so my bad
Pteraspidomorphi: Ok, now game audio is audible but as faint as discord
SnackPak_: get your shit together, discord
Senshi5609: nelson is talking about breakfast
amative1: ContingentCat that was Nelson, btw
cambo212: gamers are quiet game is pretty silent
Haroldholmes25: Can hear game music
CanPlayGames: Should we shut up too?
RebekahWSD: Can juuuust hear game now
TacitusVigil: 18 seconds?
frank_the_great: Do you want twitch feedback or is that annoying?
jameswanders: @CanPlayGames We should _always_ shut up
ShaneLeeAtk: 18 seconds
ContingentCat: @amative1 whoops, I guess they sound kindof similar when I can barely hear
Sarah_Serinde: That made game audio louder, still lower than I'd expect but better. Discord folks are still hard to hear
amative1: benjamin_wheeler do you have your streaming software audio configured?
Favre_Studios: game is good, discord quiet
matthaus_c: game getting louder like it's coming to chase us
virre_: People still very very quiet
offbeatwitch: all is quiet on the OBS front
circusofkirkus: wheelerMuldcb
FITorion: begining to hear some BG music
coachNelly: chat don;t shut up we need you to keep talking continuously
r10pez10: nelly pls
Haroldholmes25: thanks nelly
Juliamon: CanPlayGames If we need you to shut up we can do that ourselves Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: Ok
Favre_Studios: k
WatchTowerJ: I can hear game sounds and dudes and you, only the dudes are quiet except for the breakfast man with the bagel
djalternative: like this?
jameswanders: Can do, Coach!
matthaus_c: so there's this horse @coachNelly
DarkMorford: @coachNelly We're good at that.
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly Well that's an incredibly dangerous thing to say :D
InkyGhoast: heard BG for a moment, but can't hear the co-coms
TacitusVigil: This isn't Apex Legends.
MyBuddySuperfly: Let's do talking
TehAmelie: Toppling Tadpoles eh
Sibwow: not apex fall guys
ContingentCat: talking continuously is what chat does best
josh___something: I mean... what did you expect from a game called fall guys :P
Pteraspidomorphi: coachNelly: So this morning I made pork ribs
CanPlayGames: lrrSPOOP
Favre_Studios: i can talk
PMAvers: I wonder if it's like a Desktop Audio capture option in OBS/capture program?
MyBuddySuperfly: We can talk
MyBuddySuperfly: talk talk
e_bloc: chat can't
circusofkirkus: chat should be screaming at our computers, correct?
Favre_Studios: lrrSPOOP
RockPusher: can't stop, won't stop
matthaus_c: unless you put us in emote only mode
r10pez10: !clip
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r10pez10: lol adam
offbeatwitch: it's like it's getting filtered out by noise suppression
Favre_Studios: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TacitusVigil: We can sing!
Stormthius: what's the deal with chat?
Nigouki: chat's gob produces infinity itself
Sarah_Serinde: matthaus_c It's tempting
WatchTowerJ: Chat never will
RassilonDND: Man, the mods in minecraft have gotten rediculous!
Favre_Studios: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
josh___something: *coherent sandwich noises*
jedi_master_zll: I think the quiet challenges at DB have proven chat can't shut up.
TacitusVigil: From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
jameswanders: While we're here, can anyone recommend a good android app to send live video to OBS?
FITorion: things got slightly louder... still low
MyBuddySuperfly: Green Dilly Bar?
Earthenone: do we have an audio engineer in the discord call by chance?
matthaus_c: @Sarah_Serinde *sweats profusely*
WatchTowerJ: Which means noise
jedi_master_zll: @TacitusVigil I take that personally.
r10pez10: the voice chat is like half of your vocal volume
TehAmelie: Standing-Adjacent Sandwichmakers gooo
frank_the_great: Still quiet
amative1: No change. Still very quiet.
FITorion: still low
madmadamek: Still low
underhill33: no change
Favre_Studios: still low
matthaus_c: gamers are at like half the volume of the game
offbeatwitch: it's being ducked out as well, like a compressor
ContingentCat: still very quite
RassilonDND: what sounds like an Ian is still super low
chronically_poor: I have game audio and people but both are decently low
Durzostarfire: first 30 digits of pi
nobodez: lrrIAN low
RandomTrivia: LUL
GhostValv: D:
RassilonDND: 4444
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
jameswanders: try moving the mic closer to the speaker kappa
e_bloc: you know 15 would be fine
GhostValv: 42069696969
KeytarCat: Can Ben hear everyone at good volume? because that's what's throwing me
SnackPak_: not today, satan
RassilonDND: 8846
Stormthius: 12345
TacitusVigil: @jedi_master_zll To be fair, I was looking at it from the point of view of whiny chosen ones.
e_bloc: if it's not a 4 5 or 6 you're lying
MyBuddySuperfly: I'd advice you to drop off this round because the numbers of players are falling down and sometimes they don't go up again
Boon_33: Can we get the other Ben to throw shade on your audio setup so atleat you can hear it.
RassilonDND: oh great now I have to change my luggage password
HundreydAundre: Ya?
GhostValv: :O
EncryptedSquid: 6434 5456 2221 9876
Haroldholmes25: oh really?
ContingentCat: got ghosts in the pipes?
matthaus_c: at this point is discord the fucky one or OBS?
Haroldholmes25: wheelerRita
madmadamek: Is it coming through discord? Maybe that is too low?
EncryptedSquid: plug your twitch
Favre_Studios: 7890 7990 7906 4709
r10pez10: plug your twitch
elkae: Turn Discord on and off again
Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler has also specifically streamed to *this* Twitch channel repeatedly
MyBuddySuperfly: game it's depopulating
jedi_master_zll: @TacitusVigil Fair enough, they do seem generally not very competent in the movies.
MyBuddySuperfly: *is
TehAmelie: the fall guys are. . .falling out?
r10pez10: notably bad
djalternative: wheeler has a stream on this twitch tomorrow
TacitusVigil: @jedi_master_zll Nah, Movie Anakin just stinks. ;)
ashiok_nightmare_moose: its sooo bad
EncryptedSquid: Have you checked the Windows Volume Mixer?
offbeatwitch: the real thing is that windows audio is awful
matthaus_c: direct input is a pretty good term
TheDailyMapleSyrup: quit & try again
offbeatwitch: windows' audio api is just terrible
DarkMorford: I thought DirectInput was for controllers :p
elkae: Wheeler is a professional, is what he's saying. Which is true.
HundreydAundre: wuuuut?
MyBuddySuperfly: drop off this round and start again?
PrancerInflatableReindeer: i always thought discord was lauded for its audio handling
MyBuddySuperfly: usually works
djalternative: jump off squad show then. ffa
TacitusVigil: Welcome to Beej Eats The Entire Stream.
sydnius: FBtouchdown
ShaneLeeAtk: The boys are sounding better
r10pez10: PrancerInflatableReindeer for voice chats between friends, definitely good. for streaming? not so much
elkae: Squad goals tbh
jedi_master_zll: @TacitusVigil Is Anakin killing the literal embodiment in Clone Wars better or worse than the movies?
TehAmelie: i wish someone, like Skype, had survived to make a standard of voice over internet software
Nigouki: potentially if Wheeler turned himself down to bring himself closer to the other levels we can turn it up on our end?
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote falling
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jedi_master_zll: @TacitusVigil *literal embodiement of the dark side
matthaus_c: to samurais?
josh___something: you know, famous video game "drop boys"
GhostValv: go left?
TacitusVigil: @jedi_master_zll I'd say so. Clone Wars Anakin is pretty good.
mariomario42: have you tried calling them on the phone and putting it on speaker?
matthaus_c: turn the dial
Veraphage: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
cambo212: unsure its a disco issue when the game sound is also low
FITorion: alternatively... wheeler cout cut his volume by 75%... then he'd match the rest... and I could turn up my own volume
karpma: but have you tried turning it off and on again?
ContingentCat: Have you tried giving a blood offering to the discord gods?
EncryptedSquid: Install Linux.
Boon_33: If you can't turn them down turn yuorself down so people can turn their audio up.
RassilonDND: Sadly, the best solution is to just say Shuba shuba
Favre_Studios: you could turn down yourself
saucemaster5000: Just ask them all to scream for three hours
amative1: benjamin_wheeler Regardless, we also can barely hear the game audio, hence why people are suggesting to check settings and such
adamjford: Oh yeah, Linux, famous for its consistent and ever-present sound support lrrBEEJ
Boon_33: directions are hard./
matthaus_c: the real solution is to just start chanting ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka
TacitusVigil: The solution is simple: Wheeler just does the other voices of the other three streamers. Kappa
jameswanders: Maybe it gets louder for each crown you collect?
jedi_master_zll: @TacitusVigil He did have that one awesome fight with ventress in the earlier clone wars show
offbeatwitch: I think the inputs into or out of OBS are low? there's a compressor effect
Fairgrim: I just assumed you turned off game sounds cause its a friends stream
MyBuddySuperfly: @TacitusVigil agreed!
nobodez: Seise the means of production!
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ashiok_nightmare_moose: iiiiiii am hooked on a feeeling
RassilonDND: Weirdly enough, it kinda sounds like they are speaking out of the Mr. Mimes in the back
RandomTrivia: Ian you KNOW that isn't true
RockPusher: Linux has just as many places to eff up the sound mixing as Windows
Sarah_Serinde: That does actually help, thanks Wheeler
TehAmelie: well, now i can barely hear everyone at max volume
MyBuddySuperfly: that works! :D
SnackPak_: now as long as nothing else on my computer makes noise]
PrancerInflatableReindeer: actively gaming right now. got my finger on the audio slider
tangokilo421: Oh wow that's much better! Solid
MrSaturdayNite: The solution: just relax and enjoy the sweet, dulcet tones of Wheeler’s voice.
FITorion: that works... bring wheeler down a bit more and it'll be perfect
EncryptedSquid: @rockpusher I was joking lol
TacitusVigil: Pretty sure Praxis exploded, that's why Chancellor Gorkon decided to open peace talks.
RandomTrivia: IAN
Jadaris: <message deleted>seems weird to be so arrogant to twitch chat while also being unable to fix the volume rinisFeels
DeM0nFiRe: By the way pro tip for anyone using FrankerFacez, it has a built in audio compresser that helps sometimes. Next to the volume slider
RandomTrivia: Not on Twitch!
ursus_unusual: ian tossed off a guy?
Boon_33: sick dive
MyBuddySuperfly: Adam is so precious, lol
matthaus_c: Linux has just as many audio fuckups as Windows, the difference is you need to get into a command prompt to fix it and might just break your whole setup
jameswanders: fall goo > guy goo
Sarah_Serinde: Jadaris Unsolicited advice when you don't know anything about the person's setup is also unhelpful
CanPlayGames: Do you think Ben is good at falling IRL?
HundreydAundre: Yea, individual user audio is better when maxxed up here.
Boon_33: this has worked so well, now we have to just pray Wheeler never turns himself back up and blasts us all/
TacitusVigil: It's too bad James isn't here, this seems like a missed opportunity for him to fall.
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: :O
RockPusher: foxmarFALL
nobodez: James needs to play Fall Guys!
Boon_33: :)
tangokilo421: Especially since James can't fall on Mine O'Clock now
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kusinohki: oof. it's all or nothing for squads
r10pez10: lmao
Boon_33: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
RassilonDND: do they realize they were all elimated
jameswanders: has James never played fall guys?
Fairgrim: According to the last highlight reel James is no longer in the falling business
RandomTrivia: Adam doesn't do it on purpose either, he just gets real excited real quick :D
CanPlayGames: lrrIAN lrrADAM lrrBEN jlrrFall
Haroldholmes25: Y'all we're 9th, needed to be top 7.
TacitusVigil: foxmarFALL
kusinohki: you were ranked 9th. top 7 passed
TehAmelie: i mean, my audio is literally as high as it goes so anything else i listen to later may become a deafening surprise
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: you made it individually, but did not made enough points compared to the other squads
maxthefourth: Am I winning, son?
SnackPak_: no one tell them their controllers are unplugger
elkae: That's how I feel about Monster Hunter: Rise, Adam it's OK
kusinohki: anyone know how the point system works?
SohNata: Love that Adam thinks boomer and immediately goes to the Vince McMahon voice
RassilonDND: old men shouting at cloud has taken a whole new meaning
Sibwow: doing very well, nancy
RandomTrivia: Wait, what is the Moai statue guy doing here?!
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
r10pez10: time for bed ian
Boon_33: @TehAmelie yeah, I'm gonna own myself with subwoofer later.
TacitusVigil: Ian, do *not* take any pills from someone calling themselves "Dr. Mario"
TacitusVigil: That man is a drug dealer
GhostValv: it took until the last person finished
Sarah_Serinde: We appreciate the effort, Wheeler gabyLul
Haroldholmes25: There's a number top middle and an exclamation mark if you're eliminated. Kinda hard to notice while juggling everything.
sydnius: PacJunkie
SnackPak_: I was 30 once
TehAmelie: Dr Mario is the original Dr Spaceman
MyBuddySuperfly: depopulating
amative1: Nelson is >= 30 confirmed
MyBuddySuperfly: cancel and try again?
Boon_33: Wheeler, I love your voice, but a lil more down so I can hear your buddies?
MyBuddySuperfly: The game does that this Season
RandomTrivia: OMG
RassilonDND: Confirmed nelson has children
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
BusTed: 😬
mariomario42: hahahaha
chefryto90: OMG
matthaus_c: WHOA
HundreydAundre: >_<
RandomTrivia: Wheeler lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Shout out to all those who've been 30, am I right gamerzzz?
CanPlayGames: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
elkae: seabatYIKES
MyBuddySuperfly: temporary bug, apparently
EncryptedSquid: OH NO
matthaus_c: Wheels roasts the whole country of Japan
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TacitusVigil: 30+ probably
HundreydAundre: Nah, I think it as funny.
Boon_33: Numbers are scary.
TacitusVigil: Generally with any post-industrialized country.
RassilonDND: Most developed countries have a scary low birth rate.
Haroldholmes25: !card bulwark
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Angreed66: A unwarrented concern since population compared to the size of the island was too high anyway
codyfoti1999: Developed countries are worried about birth rates in general
djalternative: The more affluent the country/population group, the lower the birth rate
r10pez10: 1. A wall or embankment raised as a defensive fortification; a rampart.
RandomTrivia: A bulwark is a large obstructive object, can be handheld or installed somewhere
r10pez10: 2. Something serving as a defense or safeguard: "We have seen the necessity of the Union, as our bulwark against foreign danger" (James Madison).
Sarah_Serinde: lol
Sarah_Serinde: What is life security
MyBuddySuperfly: there we go!
Despoiler98: whose on the team tonight? Just got here
TehAmelie: something strange about women who gain the ability to decide to have kids or not: they generally don't
matthaus_c: I can yeet a kid at a climate crisis or I can play Fall Guys
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elkae: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_EG lrrARROW
swaggytaco: that is not true
TacitusVigil: Can that be a quote?
HundreydAundre: Ian is NOT wrong!!
PMAvers: You look at the kid, and realize it's such a useless potato for years, and that's just time you could be using to play Fall Guys instead.
JqlGirl: Ian wanting that Sun Woo Kong look
frank_the_great: There's no way to monotonize having a kid
elkae: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_EB lrrARROW
TacitusVigil: @frank_the_great Well, no legal ones anyway.
TehAmelie: well, no ethical way
MrSaturdayNite: I have a kid. 0/10 do not recommend.
Boon_33: ^frank's never met my pa
fragilepaper: Hey @elkae
Haroldholmes25: Adam's laugh is truly the cure for what ails me
matthaus_c: oh shit that godzilla skin
frank_the_great: @TacitusVigil lol
elkae: @fragilepaper PogChamp
MyBuddySuperfly: Oh I hope I don't fall
Favre_Studios: lrrSPOOP_TK
matthaus_c: do you also pretend the spinning blades are children
Robot_Bones: Dadchamp
r10pez10: is it easier with a controller
TehAmelie: can you pick classes?
EncryptedSquid: There are Amogus skins now?
TehAmelie: that's a joke question
Boon_33: use the taillllll
BusTed: Just an honest fall guys player.
LPS_97: he`s not a grabber he`s a faller
elkae: lrrSPOOP_EB
MyBuddySuperfly: remember to dive with... a button, forgot which one
DaVeganPolice: seabatSKYLADY use mika
The_Myrddraal: pain
MyBuddySuperfly: there we go!
wynternyghtynggale: race to the start?
polybees: Ooofa
elkae: lrrHAM_EB
PMAvers: oh noooo I'm just a level 1 streamer
MyBuddySuperfly: Lol, Adam
SnackPak_: I'll validate you, Ben
TehAmelie: everyone who has played a grappler Monk who was liked by their play group raise their hand
ContingentCat: lrrDILLY
Despoiler98: wheeler has no mercy
LPS_97: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
SnackPak_: GJ streamer
juneblue58: I'm just here to listen to people talk, I don't mind how well you play the game.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, Fall Dads the hit sequel to Fall Guys. It's the same game, only everyone wears cardigans
DaVeganPolice: FBtouchdown lets go adam
MoxBismuth: this game is simultaneously so chill and relaxing but also insanely infuriating, i am ALL for it
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RandomTrivia: LUL
Haroldholmes25: wheelerHub
GhostValv: !holes
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Despoiler98: that roller is bullying you Ben
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: sergeHubris
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: really Jamesing yourself over there huh Wheels
r10pez10: boshy dispensing wisdom
josh___something: @Lord_ZYRK I assumed everyone still playing fall guys was a dad Kappa
ContingentCat: yeah, lag
BusTed: Controller's broken.
BusTed: Sun was in my eyes.
MyBuddySuperfly: it was the controller, of course
SnackPak_: the game ate my input
TehAmelie: i was honestly not expecting zero raised hands
Despoiler98: there was a glitch
matthaus_c: controller's haunted
MyBuddySuperfly: it was the wind
Boon_33: lotta hakkas in tah gaem ja kno?
RassilonDND: its actually easy to find your partners now
LPS_97: My dog ate my controller, teach
Despoiler98: everyone else was hacking
matthaus_c: if Adam had an iconic look he wouldn't get mistaken for James by everyone's parents
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
RassilonDND: look for the tiny arrows
TehAmelie: no no Among Us is where you save your controller failure excused for
RebekahWSD: "Slick Honking Comet" is a good name, because Honking is a good word and reminds me of Goose
Despoiler98: LOL
TehAmelie: excuses
r10pez10: i'm here for this
Boon_33: So who's the imposter this round?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight play-by-play
TacitusVigil: Does this count as Dr. Ian's Mean Bean Machine?
TehAmelie: anyone in the default bean costume is sus
Phailhammer: Boon_33 Beej
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: Got there.
Despoiler98: get IN THE HOLE
RandomTrivia: It's goooooood!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
underhill33: Well done
elkae: FBtouchdown
LPS_97: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
DaVeganPolice: FBtouchdown lesss goooo boys
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
cambo212: Ians pachinko practise paying off
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Favre_Studios: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
nobodez: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: katesEz
r10pez10: i enjoy this seinfeld riff
matthaus_c: yo Ben good work on juggling being entertaining and fixing audio issues <3
ActionJB: Oh hey check it out its Wheeler, my favorite variety streamer!
MyBuddySuperfly: Don't fall or you'll get eliminated
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: "You know hoverboards don't work on water, unless you got power!"
TehAmelie: "don't fall off your hoverboard" sounds like universally applicable advice tbh
LPS_97: good joke streamer
FrozenRoseFour: Imagine the plot of Tron but it's all fall guys graphics
Boon_33: Captain they seem to be aiming a... lazer?... at us.
Haroldholmes25: adam is such a gamer
MyBuddySuperfly: Cyberpunk: Wobbly Edition
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: lrrAdam
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: seabatPjorg
BusTed: PogChamp
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Good yeeting action there from Adam
elkae: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: it's like Takeshi's Castle got a Tron crossover
r10pez10: yes adam yes
LPS_97: That's a Field Goal Adam
ContingentCat: katesEz
Haroldholmes25: We believe in adam
DaVeganPolice: seabatPjorg yes adam yes seabatTROG
djalternative: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: Ian loves parrots.
philippekav: make us whole
MyBuddySuperfly: There is also an Among Us suit
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
jameswanders: Wasn't an among us character, just an imposter
r10pez10: good joke streamer
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
MyBuddySuperfly: Oh, I'm so bad at this one
EncryptedSquid: no
kusinohki: I hear the "stonks" guy will show up next week
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
gamercat88: welcome to the space jam
djalternative: blaseball?
jedi_master_zll: Any plans to do Among Us again?
quietcat: ttekSus
LPS_97: They also have the My Name's Pedro Banana
BrowneePoints: Oh hey it's the new Space Jam Trailer
elkae: tqsStonks
TehAmelie: you know, before Desert Bus i didn't think "Stonks" was such an enduringly popular joke
circusofkirkus: that Among Us character is traveling!
Boon_33: orange sus
ritchards: you are losing very well, actually
TacitusVigil: Time to break out Adam SLAMadan!
matthaus_c: let's go Adam let's see those scholarship basketball skills
jameswanders: seems like they're losing quite well
TehAmelie: haha imagine if this had real Basket rules
LPS_97: They're losing optimally
DaVeganPolice: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: Yay, Brazil and Germany!
TehAmelie: (particularly traveling)
MyBuddySuperfly: oh wait
elkae: Are you having fun yet Adam
gamercat88: he could go all the way
NightValien28: this kind of mini game is the worst, the best latency wins
DaVeganPolice: Dunkin on em PogChamp
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: gotta use that wirebug
djalternative: Wait a minute. Someone just scored an own goal. I thing someone's sabatoging
cambo212: SlickHonkingGoose is a way better twitch handle than Seabats
LPS_97: And that's a lose for the Victoria Fallers
DaVeganPolice: Boys fought hard along the boards. Just need to get more pucks in deep, pucks on net. seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: i believe if someone scores an own goal in basket, you have to get a ball "out" from below to undo it
elkae: Make that fall guy cry
matthaus_c: I get to yell at my cards when I lose in Magic Arena, why do I not get to harass my beans in Fall Guys for performing poorly
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BusTed: oh no
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Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler I have some bad news about The Online
TehAmelie: wait is there a mechanic for yelling at your cards
Haroldholmes25: f u n?
jameswanders: did he say bloating ready run?
kumatsu: what is this.... fun???
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SnowBuddy18: loading ready FUN
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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matthaus_c: @TehAmelie you sure can go to the deckbuilder and threaten to cut them from your deck
kumatsu: Shoutouts to Friendster
DaVeganPolice: in an alternate universe there exists a LoadingReadyPun NotLikeThis
r10pez10: wheeler no
r10pez10: oh no
RomanGoro: Ben no
Juliamon: Incoming hubris
IgnisDeus: Don't challenge chat Wheeler....
elkae: Shoutout to the commenter who timestamps when the gaming starts LUL
TehAmelie: as Dr Cindy Lauper posited in her seminal paper "adolescent women: self-affirmation and group affiliation". . .
RomanGoro: Do not challenge chat!
matthaus_c: wheeler yes
amative1: "Wheeler sent me, button please"?
SnackPak_: sergeHubris
matthaus_c: excuse me what
NimrodXIV: lol
r10pez10: croatoan?
Deathrite_Sharkman: numotYES numotYES
NonUniqueGuy: Can you spell that?
JqlGirl: croatoan
laikagoat: like the xmen island?
sydnius: Free Timmy's
boardham: croatoan
Pewnisher: @AnyLRRMember if I have a merch question after ordering who do I need to contact?
ritchards: alternative, if you are watching right now and can remember than when the YT vid is posted...
kettleiscool: hi wheeler
Arclight_Dynamo: I may be the ONLY person who got that joke. :D
KyubiStormMage: croatia
Deathrite_Sharkman: benginOh benginNo hubris
DaVeganPolice: I don't really like croatoan's on my salad
TehAmelie: fugeddit Jake
matthaus_c: like you typo'd croatia
Arclight_Dynamo: Gotta be careful, or your commenters will move to the next video over without telling you.
Boon_33: can the next phrase that pays contain more homophones?
matthaus_c: no one knows how seesaws work
matthaus_c: good to see that hasn't changed
elkae: Magnets
MyBuddySuperfly: Squad position: 10th
TehAmelie: speaking of Croatia, i would like to inform chat, if anyone's still wondering about the toothpaste bucket joke: just look at the price per weight of toothpaste and the cost of even a small "travel bucket" of toothpaste
josh___something: F
TheAinMAP: So close.
DaVeganPolice: LUL
LPS_97: Santa fucked us
SnowBuddy18: we're back to a squad game again
BrowneePoints: See Saw is the game that makes me lose faith in humanity
gamercat88: it was a hug of encouragement
elkae: This is the only way we'll get Adam showing feet on stream
jameswanders: "Multiple Shows!!"
Despoiler98: MOOOOOOOD
r10pez10: so much youtube hubris on this stream
SnowBuddy18: say "noatoan" if Wheeler was wrong
NotCainNorAbel: this is getting deep
matthaus_c: fall guys... fall guys never changes
r10pez10: this is your last resort?
dougma: Santa?!?!?!!
TehAmelie: ooh let's hire Ron Perlman to voice a Fall Guys intro
NarishmaReborn: that tracks
circusofkirkus: doesn't surprise me
jedi_master_zll: That's what the next lrrlympics needs to be, irl fall guys.
MyBuddySuperfly: The counter will disappear in 10... 9... 8... 7...
TehAmelie: Perlman is a fuckin gem of a person, he's go for it
DarkMorford: I mean, for James, Minecraft and Fall Guys are the same thing
jameswanders: Honestly I'm hoping for more Askmaster, provided Channel4 hasn't cease and desisted them yet
BusTed: lrrWOW
LPS_97: If Owen Wilson played Joker
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: more owen wilson
electra310: Good joker, streamer
nobodez: Go up the side this time Wheeler
JqlGirl: owen wilson joker. yeah
matthaus_c: can we get an "We live in a society" in Joker voice
dangerous_safety: that's just a shyguy
kusinohki: yeah, askmaster was amazing!
kumatsu: This stream has gone full shitpost very quickly and I'm here for it
TehAmelie: that script. . .it's just like the "V" secret lizard people aliens TV show
NotCainNorAbel: falling is half of jumping
TehAmelie: can a live stream actually be "shitpost"?
TehAmelie: let's find out!
Haroldholmes25: 6th is the cumulative squad standing against other squads
matthaus_c: to answer Ian's question, it's your squad's position, not your position in the squad
jedi_master_zll: @TehAmelie That show didn't enough time to develop before it was canceled.
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie with Ian involved? almost always
kusinohki: go up the sides?
TehAmelie: jedi_master_zll it's true. another vctory fo comic books
NimrodXIV: go left?
DaVeganPolice: LUL
Armstrong11139: You don't have to jump at all. You can just let the flippers fling you up
matthaus_c: you could just win. that's a cheat, right?
elkae: Too far left!
garunkl: LUL
DaVeganPolice: Just ramp 4Head
Haroldholmes25: oof
RomanianMyEscutcheon: I have not played Fall Guys in months, what in the whole shit is this Sisyphean torment?
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matthaus_c: cast Rampant Growth dude
Dog_of_Myth: Channel your inner Green Mage, Wheeler. ;p
Armstrong11139: What I've been doing on this one is stand as close to the tip of the flipper as possible, and try to land on the next one up on the opposite side
circusofkirkus: gotta start at the bottom to move up in the world
Crad0k: live together, die alone
LPS_97: Like the saying: United we fall, Divided we fall still
matthaus_c: famous Bob Dylan album, Bringing It All Back Home
samb6678: push guys
SnackPak_: Don't Fall, Guys
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler and Ian) [Now] "Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."
LRRbot: New quote #7556: ""Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."" —Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
asthanius: I want you to have a good time
RandomTrivia: Oh shit, rumbled LUL
Mediocre_Man5: Why do we fall guys, Bruce?
NarishmaReborn: that's the ticket
RedbeardTheTechnical: Clip it. Clip it good.
PMAvers: Clip it don't rip it
ContingentCat: statistically you're going to fall not win
Boon_33: The real problem here is that your team is not literally carrying you as the streamer.
Mr_Whyt: sad trombone
matthaus_c: tbf r-ten-pez-ten is the one using the clip command :p
circusofkirkus: ah, the James Turner TM technique
Sarah_Serinde: I don't vet the clips for this show, I have no investment in these clips :P
Sarah_Serinde: I'm just here for the people
saucemaster5000: the only thing I'm farming from you people is self deprecation
Haroldholmes25: so highlight reel works like beetlejuice
korvys: Every time you say "Highlight reel", Cori gets some wings (chicken)
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Wheeler, just because James can't get into Highlights anymore because of Minecraft mods, that doesn't mean you get to steal his Falling-into-a-Hole Throne. lrrBEEJ
kumatsu: You could've primed yourself for sick callbacks
Sarah_Serinde: RomanianMyEscutcheon Oh I had plenty of Mine O'Clock clips for this upcoming reel :D
ContingentCat: their best Ben, their doing their best
ContingentCat: *they're
Juliamon: "Being unable to take fall damage" doesn't mean James can't still fall.
Anubis169: Greetings!! lrrAWESOME
asthanius: Crab Cycle
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Sarah_Serinde katesHype
asthanius: “Gaming”
MyBuddySuperfly: It's called society, maybe?
jedi_master_zll: That's just called "multiplayer".
unicornvector: It's just online games, Ian
TehAmelie: fall damage is just the sprinkles on top of the cherry on top of the Fall Guys sundae
germannohand92: <message deleted>https://www.twitch.tv/germannohand92
ContingentCat: katesEz
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Seesaw is proof that we live in a foul and unjust universe. lrrBEEJ
gamercat88: EZ QUAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWESOME
Anubis169: no audience-jacking
r10pez10: fall guys escape room when
circusofkirkus: yeah, that's just Saw
Basic_Human_Decency: wheelerMuldp
RomanianMyEscutcheon: It's Saw, except with less gratuitous torture porn... I hope. lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: I feel vindicated and also reprimanded in one fell swoop. Perfection. LUL
JqlGirl: love me some backgammon
LPS_97: Bane, why are you in Saw?
Boon_33: C'mon Wheeler, get that chicken dinner!
BusTed: "I desire to engage in recreation."
Crad0k: there are at least two films *called* 'escape room'
djalternative: backerat
e_bloc: I'm more of a chinese checkers guy myself
r10pez10: apparently Bridge is a dying game
MadWolf1290: "Is that your card?"
Basic_Human_Decency: isn't torture porn just BDSM?
matthaus_c: Would you like to play Riot Games' Legends of Runeterra?
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Psycho Mantis, please stop looking at my Steam wishlist.
TehAmelie: unrelated: if anyone else misses the ungoogleable TV miniseries "V" i have located the official comic books online. whisper me for info
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Psycho Mantis, I am asking you to stop sniping my stream.
PMAvers: "You're playing Dark Souls wrong, your build sucks."
Loonatic93: So, you like to play "Fall Guys," eh? So FALL... GUY!
matthaus_c: Dark Souls counts as family
Anubis169: when Psycho Mantis starts trawling your private facebook posts Kappa
RandomTrivia: LUL
saucemaster5000: the real read would be "not matter how hard you try, your stardew valley farm will never be good enough"
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: the Fall in Our Guys
jedi_master_zll: A spy film, The Fall of our Guise
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
LPS_97: How about Historical Drama Fallen Fall Guys
djalternative: there are also people who loathe you. you should talk to them aswell
Loonatic93: A "Crash Course" reference. NICE!
BrowneePoints: "hey john green you can awkwardly right another book about teens having sex"
ArdCollider: @tehamelie the full google invocation for that show is "V NBC lizard people show -nashville" go figure
BusTed: seabatUseless
RandomTrivia: OH NO
asthanius: “Atlus Fell”
matthaus_c: from teen romance straight into jean-paul sartre, cool, cool
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elkae: seabatUseless
r10pez10: gaming
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Wheeler's a real gamer, they need to establish their bonafides. lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: that seemed much easier
RandomTrivia: *insert "Walk Then" reference here*
TehAmelie: yeah you would have to specify the part about lizard people
BrowneePoints: BM'ing shark
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: grabby shark, doodoodoodoo
ContingentCat: katesEZ
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
Anubis169: goal!
TheAinMAP: katesEz
ContingentCat: katesEz
elkae: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: alright are Sharks the toxic skin for the season :p
Boon_33: No Ian
Haroldholmes25: f for the fallen guy
Boon_33: f
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, you CAN bypass the pinball flippers. Might be slower, though.
Deathrite_Sharkman: :(
Anubis169: no, a shark is a shark
PMAvers: That was one heck of a EZ qual.
BrowneePoints: Ian should be in this too if it's squad mode
gamercat88: o7
LPS_97: Ian has fallen
RedbeardTheTechnical: o7
Deathrite_Sharkman: my fellow sharks
ArdCollider: @theamelie floating the show to the top and exiling all the conspiracy nonsense is the sort of grace note
Anubis169: Deathrite_Sharkman: You're still awesome <3
ContingentCat: o7
Boon_33: #doitforian
elkae: tqsRIP
TehAmelie: for the record, they are "completely inhuman" cat-eating lizards in human skin disguises
Haroldholmes25: not squad mode for this one, doing a mix of individual and squad queues
Deathrite_Sharkman: lrrHEART @Anubis169
RedbeardTheTechnical: press [f] to remember Ian's sacrifice
LPS_97: A real falltopia
KyubiStormMage: rip ian, 3 of us will miss your 70s anime jokes
MrSaturdayNite: That’s the power of friendship
Basic_Human_Decency: lairofButt
ContingentCat: beurocracy
SnowBuddy18: hoop simulator 2021
Loonatic93: So, who is Tadashi, and why does he get a Castle?
matthaus_c: just don't let the yellow team get any hoops
PrancerInflatableReindeer: bappedi
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CrookedPenguin: This is my camel length sub baby.
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LPS_97: squad members always go to the same team
EncryptedSquid: Da ba Dee Da ba die
TehAmelie: hmm they have improved the luck factor in this game i think by making rings spawn fast enough for people to go through them mid-jump
Anubis169: Pingu!
germannohand92: <message deleted>https://www.twitch.tv/germannohand92
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Deflatehoop: The Biggest Scandal of the Fall Guys 2021 Season. lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: keep trying to dark souls roll
Big_Blue_Hen: when is the anor londo archers level?
KyubiStormMage: so close
DeM0nFiRe: blue too strong, please nerf
LPS_97: AWW close to the nice number
unicornvector: Actively gaming!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Boon_33: Does Adam hate Santa?
Haroldholmes25: wheeler phone bits are so good
TehAmelie: omg Fall Guys called you?
NightValien28: won two mini games feels like the king of the world
TehAmelie: i believe it!
RandomTrivia: "Wheeler does the whole bit"
LPS_97: Fall Guys, the guys who made the hit video game Fall Guys
djalternative: @Boon_33 we all hate santa. he knows what he did
MechaNoelle: Adam has to deal with Autumn Men
NightValien28: I love this one because I can cheat the heck out of it LUL
Basic_Human_Decency: fall guys harem and landscaping company Kappa
TehAmelie: to be honest i have been expecting a Spring Girls spinoff all year
matthaus_c: is sun wu kong not the original vtuber
LPS_97: mmmhhh One More?
Haroldholmes25: wheeler is our only hope
NightValien28: all you wheeler
KyubiStormMage: wheeler solo
DarkMorford: I think I saw a Kizuna Ai running around there
RedbeardTheTechnical: One life to live
TehAmelie: Wheeler is our Luke Skywalker?
BrowneePoints: So Dragonball Fighter Z
LPS_97: Sun Wukong is S Tier in the current meta
Basic_Human_Decency: please don't grab your fight stick on stream Kappa
BrowneePoints: Ao Kuang
BrowneePoints: Camille
BrowneePoints: Red Bean
CaptainSpam: No, we said we like GOOD video games. Kappa
BusTed: And monkey king.
r10pez10: horse leather
TehAmelie: honestly Ian i'm just happy to hear the name "Son-Goku" spoken verbally once ever
frozenphoenix7: Tiamat, Katarina, Adam's Bean
NightValien28: of course you do Ian of course you do
r10pez10: CIV 6 looks different
Haroldholmes25: oof
Dog_of_Myth: So close
RandomTrivia: Ooooh
Haroldholmes25: wheelerHub
Dog_of_Myth: Good run though
RedbeardTheTechnical: Wheelakin, you were the chosen one!
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
LPS_97: You fell into the LCL
BrowneePoints: "What's your favorite Smite Character, Lol Character, Dota Character, Fall Guys character, and anime character?" Uh Wukong, Wukong, Wukong, Wukong, and uh...Wukong
elkae: um
djalternative: Never reference that band
Basic_Human_Decency: shoot your goo my dude
BjjBrain: foot suit time!
CrookedPenguin: Ding dong daddy of the d car line...
TehAmelie: Wheeler: "the cherrypoppin daddy of everyone's dreams"
elkae: I'm gonna eat some smoky Pretz
Boon_33: Ad's WILL BE LOUD for those poeple!
RandomTrivia: Engage the fluid cyclers!
Mr_Whyt: the reall treasure will be the friends we've made along the way
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote ads
LRRbot: Quote #936: "I feel like I'm in a Pepsi ad." —Alex [2015-10-23]
RedbeardTheTechnical: The real fall guys were the friends we made along the way :P
CaptainSpam: And we come back to see that Adam is somehow hosting now... :p
TehAmelie: did he actually say that? it seems too funny to be true, but i am quite drunk
Basic_Human_Decency: !findquote goo
LRRbot: Quote #7282: "I fill these lightbulbs with goo, it's what I do now." —Cori [2020-10-12]
elkae: You got it word for word
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
elkae: I'm moving on to sakura oreo thins now
elkae: Sorry, Oreo "Crispy"
Basic_Human_Decency: pickled sakura or fresh?
Sarah_Serinde: I'm starting to watch the newest highlight reel and as I'd hoped, we get a lovely James arc gabyLul
elkae: I.... uh, neither?
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r10pez10: i only consume the card captor kind
Stormthius: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #7187: "It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding." —Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
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Basic_Human_Decency: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
Sogheim: that's... accurate
LordZarano: New goo, blue goo, gluey, gluey - Dr. Seuss
unicornvector: Oof, too real LRRbot
Manae: zz
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL_EB
Basic_Human_Decency: lairofButt wheelerMuldp
LPS_97: Nice fact
Haroldholmes25: oh no ian and adam have upgraded
NotCainNorAbel: school
MyBuddySuperfly: Nice costumes!
TehAmelie: there's one thing about Deverticalizing Dudes?
BrowneePoints: Um "where're we FALLING" adam
wynternyghtynggale: lrrIAN_EB
Boon_33: I actually hope not.
r10pez10: how do people like the fall guys beans but dislike minions
CaptainSpam: LRR has more decency than to stream Fortnite. They stream Prayer Warriors instead. Kappa
unicornvector: What in the world are Adam and Ian wearing??
kumatsu: Everyone stand up and yell McDonalds
kusinohki: MCDONALDS!
elkae: I like how they're matching still
r10pez10: MCDONALDS!
LordZarano: I thought "where we dropping" was from PUBG
Basic_Human_Decency: !findquote mcdonalds
LRRbot: Quote #2093: "I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation." —Ian [2016-03-13]
TehAmelie: hey remember when Team Fortress 2 had a nominal offline game?
TehAmelie: such innocent times
LPS_97: FBtouchdown McDonalds! FBtouchdown
baskwalla: !findquote guys
RandomTrivia: That's easy for you to say Ben :D
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown McDonalds! FBtouchdown
PMAvers: That'll be a first.
ArdCollider: "performative combatives:" Wheeler in some kind of MMA gym teaching us all to talk shit
Wilcroft: I'll show you! a good time!
wynternyghtynggale: lrrIAN_EG lrrIAN_EB
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote points
LRRbot: Quote #3959: "I still think it's worth the practise. Is that worth a bunch of points?" —Serge [2017-02-08]
BrowneePoints: That was a good Hank Hill Wheeler moment
Diabore: like a god
r10pez10: this level barely qualifies as medieval
elkae: Barrely?
mitomanox: !@players
RandomTrivia: It's only a matter of time, surely.
LPS_97: Noid for Fall Guys
mitomanox: !players
Boon_33: I wonder what MXC would say about our players
Crad0k: ian recycling a thirty-year old star trek joke there :-p
RandomTrivia: Need to add Noids to !smash LUL
LPS_97: Rock and Roll McDonalds
Diabore: 6th!
TehAmelie: did you know, Douglas Coupland, in his (amazing) book Microserfs in friggin 1993, predicted online multiplayer games would become popular simply because it saved developers from having to program AI
KeytarCat: no one took the hammer toss?
Diabore: survived!
BrowneePoints: Told ya. Adam's competitive spirit is getting into this. I KNEW he would love this game
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown 7th! FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
BusTed: gamers
Wilcroft: Good enough!
elkae: FBtouchdown
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mitomanox: good evening, lovely people. i hear many familiar lovely voices! who's playing tonight?
Dog_of_Myth: Good enough!
unicornvector: FBtouchdown
LPS_97: FBtouchdown It's good!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN_EG
BrowneePoints: @mitomanox Wheeler nelly adam ian
jmhodges: Adam’s energy is so good
VoicedOtter: Good afternoon chat and LRR
e_bloc: they don't ask how, they say how many
mitomanox: merci! @BrowneePoints
elkae: Look I was 7th out of 7 in a fencing comp in high school and that was my high point OK
kusinohki: We won! (in 7th place)
fastlane250: wow this game looks way more polished compared to the last time I ever watched anyone stream it lrrAWESOME
MyBuddySuperfly: ???
kusinohki: FROOT FROOT!
BrowneePoints: I think folks left before the round
wynternyghtynggale: it did say qualified
Boon_33: trying for better would have just been a wasted effort.
e_bloc: jopke
garunkl: Cheer300 Just Fall horizontally into the finish. It's easy!
Dog_of_Myth: Fix it in post
BrowneePoints: Peeps probably left before round finished which goofed it
Draynus: Squad shows is bugged with that sometimes
CaptainSpam: These squad rules are very confusing.
elkae: You were clearly Too Good
LPS_97: Fall Guy has a lot of explaining to do
asthanius: Philip Guy
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BrowneePoints: Best Crossover: Fall Guy Fieri
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scratchmonkey: Benjamin Wheeler send me a dream/make it the worst combo you've ever seen
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elkae: What about Fall Guy Smiley?
DeM0nFiRe: I need to speak to the CFO (Chief Fall Officer)
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r10pez10: !clip
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kusinohki: Paul Guys - a battle royal involving all the Paul clones till on the strongest remains
TehAmelie: i mean, i had no idea how stream audio worked, not that it went through discord "or" twitch, but it's sure fun to know how things work
r10pez10: canadians be long
kusinohki: repurposed assets here...
TehAmelie: meanwhile, on the Internet, a fierce battle royale between an arbitrary number of games that hinged on Paul clones having a battle royale, until only one remains, to be presented at Desret Bus
Field94: robbed
e_bloc: Corgo300 Ben can you give me your best Lee Majors impression since you are. . . the fall guy
LPS_97: Pay to Shark
r10pez10: imagine being able to pay for more speed
corefluxx: The game is biased against LRR
YeetTheRich_: can we turn up nelsons and adams audio? @LoadingReadyRun
kusinohki: there's probably some pay to cheat...
baskwalla: You just Princess Peach through the level
dangerous_safety: Pay to shark do doo dododo
CrookedPenguin: I clearly came in late, Chat: why do you not use Discord for streaming with larger number of people?
mitomanox: it's been great to see more of wheeler in LRR
LPS_97: Wow
r10pez10: wow
MyBuddySuperfly: lol
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kusinohki: classic nightbook
MyBuddySuperfly: depopulating
MyBuddySuperfly: sorry
BusTed: Haha.
SnowBuddy18: @CrookedPenguin points at current audio
CrookedPenguin: Oh we're on discord now?
SnowBuddy18: yeah
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BrowneePoints: What's James gonna do? Fall in Minecraft? LUL
TehAmelie: imagine if hugely popular streamers could pay to get on the Internet fast lane to play Fall Guys while millions of common shlubs wait. who needed net neutrality am i right
CrookedPenguin: Cool, thank you SnowBuddy!
Wilcroft: You'd think someone with a jlrrFall emote would like/be good at this game
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Newts all eaten by Comcastidon
BrowneePoints: The Blunder Twins
MaelstronSolenor: I think there is a bug on the squad show match making
BrowneePoints: Two Depressed Scene Kid Twins
itira: Hello all
DaVeganPolice: seabatApp Somebody say wizard seabatApp
kusinohki: the wolf is simply hungry
corefluxx: ME
TehAmelie: "schlubs" ironically a synonym for "fall guys"
wynternyghtynggale: welcome to lrr fallguys dating sim
wynternyghtynggale: where we all fall for them
SnackPak_: Thanks for the Krang reminder, Ian
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: HORNER
abyssaldm: Ten foot pole
maxthefourth: sergeJustRight
elkae: Horny Horner on Main
TehAmelie: parasocial relationships get ten times weirder if there's ten of you officially vying for one of them. . .
kusinohki: dammit ian!
Robot_Bones: I mean he did, expanding rod
mitomanox: woof
wynternyghtynggale: space shrimp?
jedi_master_zll: Admiral Ackbar was a space fish.
wynternyghtynggale: puffer fish
elkae: Yeah known documentary Star Wars
JqlGirl: mackeross
GhostValv: SDF Mackerel
SK__Ren: Fish Idols
gualdhar: hey just got here, who all is playing?
DarkMorford: That sounds like a TTSF project waiting to happen
GhostValv: my carp is a pilot?
Juliamon: Wheeler, Ian, Nelly, Adam
Sogheim: I look forward to Lynn-Kyle's constant negging of Rick Hunter
F1SHOR: i had totally forgotten there was a stream today - any crowns yet?
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TehAmelie: i think it's more that vtubers look like beans
Armyguy0: Hows the fallen going?
LPS_97: It's literaly Kizuna Ai no?
josh___something: why are we looking at ronald mcdonald?
TehAmelie: i know i look basically like a bean and i have streamed on twitch like twice
wynternyghtynggale: watch and dont play?
DarkMorford: @LPS_97 Yeah, there was an official Kizuna Ai outfit available last week, I think
LPS_97: So Fall Guys VTubers confirmed?
TehAmelie: Santa in the front, Monkey in the back?
byfjfggffyyf: Hi
sydnius: Hohono
Nigouki: wasn't the hoop jumping round 2?
DaVeganPolice: LUL LUL
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NotCainNorAbel: mmmm kringle
TehAmelie: remember Awesome Hospital?
SK__Ren: Cristoph Kringler
TehAmelie: where Kris Kringle was chief of medicine
HundreydAundre: Stream done a brake yet?
TehAmelie: it was. . .well. . .
cambo212: you can take yourself out of the squad show pool if its being goofy
MyBuddySuperfly: can you select shows?
RandomTrivia: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, nice!
Nigouki: Chris Columbus did not direct the cult torture movie Home Alone to be know as the Harry Potter guy
e_bloc: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh its the MAIN SHOW
kusinohki: the mane show - new name for wheeler's horse joke
BrowneePoints: I've been to festivals where Stage C was the best stage
Trashweazel: ahh someone has been to Riflandia
RandomTrivia: Who responsible this?!
HundreydAundre: Studio C?! Wut, did you get scammed, Srr?
ContingentCat: yeah I came across some crapshots on tiktok
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT BEN
RandomTrivia: LUL
LPS_97: Nice tie but you have to wear nothing else
ArgentumFlare: DK wears a tie because he's a lawyer
RandomTrivia: Every time Ian says "DK" I can only think of DK West, who is, in fact, our man and the best
Volk551: Corgo69 Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight, and hurt not. Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices, That if I then had waked after long sleep Will make me sleep again; and then in dreaming The clouds methought would open and show riches Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked I cried to dream again.
HundreydAundre: Unsolicited Streamer(s): Aw, sheeps! We've Bee lived for over an H O U R!!!
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BrowneePoints: The legal precedence he's set is BANANAS
unicornvector: Top 10 for Wheeler!
JqlGirl: DK: Divorce Kourt
TehAmelie: question, how much time would it take a man to play through every Donkey Kong game to get this story straight?
wynternyghtynggale: i thought dk was an accountant
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HundreydAundre: I thought it were a DOTA/SMITE Parody skin.
sydnius: DaankeyKing
BrowneePoints: The only Dolphin I trust is Ecco
Basic_Human_Decency: he's a stock trader who handles big banana Kappa
Sogheim: no, Darwin's the one that talked
ArgentumFlare: Lightning is the name of a dog you don't see in the movie
until_may: a flubber reference is what i really tune in for
JqlGirl: nutty proffesor is flubber
ArdCollider: Ian's a flubber hipster. a flubster
HundreydAundre: Flipper, Dipper, HIP-Prr, Chiprr, Slipprrs!!!
r10pez10: EGG
BrowneePoints: DA K! Litigious Kong!
PMAvers: Don-key Kong: Attorney at LAW
TehAmelie: Diddy Kong Racing, i'll remind you, is an open world racing game full of hard to reach places where early in the proceedings you get to drive an airplane
Basic_Human_Decency: district of kolumbia?
EncryptedSquid: Is someone clipping this?
coelopteryx: D! K! (spacey jingle) DIC
coelopteryx: with like the stars and stuff
HundreydAundre: 3V>_<VE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
r10pez10: "teamwork"
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Boon_33: 2 slots and just the 2 of them there for the longest time
CaptainSpam: Wow.
Easilycrazyhat: woow
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Never didn't have it
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: My Attorney doesn't have Style, He doesn't have grace, but he'll fling Cross-Examination shit, right in the witness' face!
Boon_33: WIN
LPS_97: pro tier gamers
dangerous_safety: that was some freaking shonen shit. "You guys go on ahead, I'll hold them off"
until_may: Now thats what i call hubris volume 3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: in this case, game strategy is literally against the players, not the game
Basic_Human_Decency: is this charon's barge from hades? Kappa
HundreydAundre: One Sulk, For One BOP BOP
TehAmelie: ha, imagine if you had to fight Charon on every misstep
HundreydAundre: Thou do feel like Arena at times doth it?
r10pez10: use the prehensile tail to grab
KillThreeRats: Of course I check the stream and it's Wheeler grabbing tail.
gamercat88: lets go gamers
MrSaturdayNite: Wait. Is Santa a lizard person?
LPS_97: I showed my alive. Please respond
DarkMorford: KITTY
aClonedPickle: am Ian okay
obionedrop: cat!
TehAmelie: is Ian's mic okay, the more realistic question
Lord_ZYRK: Ian got subpoenaed for unauthorized monkey business
LPS_97: GGGOOOOLLLL!!!!
tiltyhouse: Hi, All my audio just decided to... Stop for some reason. I'll be back?
underhill33: park the bus
r10pez10: Ian will Return
e_bloc: more like marado not
Boon_33: Ah, good to see the house is still tilty.
TehAmelie: good to hear from you Ian
HundreydAundre: G O A L
TehAmelie: so to speak?
kusinohki: hand of god? in soccer? but you can't use your hands...
HundreydAundre: A mini-game an average of us can vaguely understand!!!
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: @kusinohki That was the point
TheAinMAP: FootBall
BrowneePoints: that was 2 team scores
LPS_97: See, you all think it's a game of Football while in fact, they were playing Handball all along
TehAmelie: honestly, if there's any business on this plane where God gets brought up most often, i think that's soccer
SnowBuddy18: oof
wynternyghtynggale: yellow still the cursed color
HundreydAundre: Spider-Man: NotLikeThis
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Fall Ball is a devil game, and the only people who are good at it are sociopaths. lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: planet
RandomTrivia: LUL Ben
asthanius: His mic got Frenched
Basic_Human_Decency: have you tried turning it off and on again Kappa
e_bloc: it is the beautiful game
r10pez10: the soccer part was heartbreaking
HundreydAundre: Spider-Verse: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: So smooth
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TehAmelie: fall from innocence, this spring
RandomTrivia: Such a professional :D
LPS_97: Top Tier Production quality
magical_writer: just like in that movie... Die Hard
lirazel64: Hey! I'm a very clean animal!
e_bloc: just like that movie, die-hard man by death stranding
Lord_ZYRK: They're taking a break from performing for you, if you like the show, check this ad revenue ssjBanger
TehAmelie: oh man can you literally imagine a professional stream production? it would be, and i'll put a quarter in the "epic" jar, awful
TehAmelie: probably didn't need that literally
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r10pez10: literally imagine
tangokilo421: I prefer to illiterately imagine
Juliamon: ooh more Moving Out next week
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL_EB
SAJewers: twitch.com?
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Ooooooooh
TehAmelie: can you imagine figuratively imaginingstuff?
kusinohki: I thought they completed movie out except for levels that didn't work?
RandomTrivia: LUL
mugglerjo: !streamtime
PMAvers: The Gamer, where you can read all about them at gamer.house
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:33.
Rebbers: Careful there guy, wouldn't want to fall
RandomTrivia: They got to a point where the stream couldn't cope, but the schedule says there was an update @kusinohki
JqlGirl: Autumn Gentlemen
r10pez10: The Santa Clause was a weird movie
TehAmelie: figuarively imagine this guy https://i.imgur.com/fvd5E4D.jpg lrrBEEJ
gamercat88: this stream sponsored by Life Alert
mitomanox: cardboard santa, rom-com title
fastlane250: santaman is a blademan
LPS_97: Winter Fellows
kusinohki: @RandomTrivia cool! those were fun streams!
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Why would you put that in my head I cannot unsee it
Loonatic93: I legit fear for your bones too, Ian.
r10pez10: ian constantly worried about the bone thief
TehAmelie: because someone put it on mine
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that's air
RandomTrivia: *fair
sydnius: Summer Guys
Haroldholmes25: ian i think you should leave
TehAmelie: it spreads by human contact, like a meme
TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
LPS_97: Moneybone featuring Oscar-Winning actor Bruce Willis
BrowneePoints: I love how into this adam is getting
BrowneePoints: Booooooo
mitomanox: in the 90s we used to call this type of music happy hardcore
r10pez10: wow wheeler
SnowBuddy18: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: Happcore, then?
BrowneePoints: Well WE WOULD!
e_bloc: I'd put Adam's face on a loonie
BrowneePoints: yea! Wheeler with that friendship and acceptance!
LPS_97: More like a International Treasure
head_cannon: Yeah, that's how #CanCon laws work.
TacitusVigil: A part of our heritage.
BrowneePoints: Adam set up a dunk on himself and Wheeler slapped that down "Get that ish out of here!!"
magical_writer: We deserve it.
LPS_97: Ganada
tangokilo421: Twitch Chat does not deserve a B Rating
unicornvector: It's Adam and the fruit train song
mitomanox: Cahnahdah
legiondivided: I'm the seven people
LurkerSpine: Adam gets arrested for berating chat in French
SnowBuddy18: it's a great bit
Trashweazel: woo
EncryptedSquid: Do any LRR crew members speak French?
ContingentCat: katesEz
TheAinMAP: katesEz
r10pez10: french is mandatory like CBC viewing
SnowBuddy18: un petit peu
TacitusVigil: Fleur d'fromage!
Loonatic93: Pomplemoose is one of my favorite cover bands!
e_bloc: c'est combien?
YeetTheRich_: sacrebleu
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, this hurts me. :D
mitomanox: alaní morrissétte
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mitomanox: justun beebear
LPS_97: Well acquainted with Pamplemousse
BjjBrain: Bleu Nuit!!
TehAmelie: imagine if like Adam went to actual Hell and chat had to decide if he got punished forever or stoppered over to Heaven. imagine how fast so many of us would help him, even while being ironic about it
BjjBrain: Bleu Nuit su TQS
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TacitusVigil: I know how to say EuroDisney: Beacoup d'crap Americain
BrowneePoints: LITERALLY LAST SECOND
DeM0nFiRe: The buzzer beater
ContingentCat: katesEz katesEz katesEz
BrowneePoints: HOLY SHIT CLIP THAT
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN_EG lrrHORN_EG
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: BUZZER BEATER
alexanderthefine: CLUTCH
YeetTheRich_: never didn't have it
HundreydAundre: c l u t c h
ContingentCat: katesEz
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MrSaturdayNite: Have a ball, guys!
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LPS_97: Your walking on thin ice, Wheeler
LPS_97: You DK-looking Mofo
magical_writer: Jackbox playing
A_Dub888: Monster Hunting
PMAvers: You Magic card-shufflin' motherbusser
ContingentCat: Yakuza soundin'
frank_the_great: Ugh, ugh, minecraft?
DeM0nFiRe: Son of a Magic The Gathering Arena
LurkerSpine: project carsing
MrSaturdayNite: Bloodborning...
DarkMorford: Oh wow, Battlechess
GhostValv: yea....
beowuuf: you could never set up king vs king :(
GhostValv: is this your wheeler?
DarkMorford: He had a sweet-lookin' visor, though
GhostValv: you must go up to fall farther seabatBRAIN
ArgentumFlare: Pilot Wings Battle Royale
ContingentCat: it's a metaphorical fall
BrowneePoints: You know, they did a Big Budget adaptation of Beckett's work, but it was postponed cuz the Wonder Woman actress never appeared. They were all Waiting for Gadot...
MrQBear: Skydiving Games? You mean like Aaaaaa: A reckless disregard for gravity?
r10pez10: insult people by rattling off eddie murphy movies
BrowneePoints: Ya Ian!
dangerous_safety: EVERYONE IS HERE
gamercat88: Sanic is yes
LPS_97: Missed opportunity
frank_the_great: THE Sonic?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
GhostValv: D:
ContingentCat: oh nooo
Kyir: gottem
frank_the_great: My brain says no, but my heart... my heart says yes
LPS_97: Adam Driver from the hit movie Mariage Story is finally coming to Fall Guys this summer
sydnius: Totoro Guys
BrowneePoints: I actually liked the live action GitS /shrug
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DaSunao: This game reminds me of when "I survived a japanese game show" was on tv in America
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Raiger: I just finished watching season 1 of SAC today funny enough
Raiger: Rewatching that is
GhostValv: true....
beowuuf: mood
r10pez10: dodge and weeb?
DarkMorford: Yeah, these beans don't have great DEX
ContingentCat: katesEz
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN_EG
LurkerSpine: Shane, that movie that Logan was based on
Crad0k: Shane, As Featured In 'Logan'
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Dandinstorm12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 81 month streak!
Dandinstorm12: Oh no? OH YEAH
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TheAinMAP: benginRip
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
r10pez10: !onemore
LRRbot: One more. For real.
frank_the_great: The stream doesn't end until you win, thems the rules
legiondivided: fall guys more like pog guys
beowuuf: "actually, second last of the mohecans, *this* is the last" never got greenlit :(
gamercat88: who is baby shark?
Sogheim: tooshiAww tooshiAww tooshiAww
Kreiseler: who is left shark?
Sogheim: @Kreiseler tooshiShark he is
Kipstar: lonely65Love lonely65Love lonely65Love
beowuuf: lee majors?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, Peggy Hill.
LPS_97: Like Tom Petty?
HundreydAundre: LRR-Shark?
BrowneePoints: The worst part about death from falling from orbit, is you'd bounce first before the physics of the stop killed you
Boon_33: sounds like a better movie
Kreiseler: remember the db cooper tcg?
alexanderthefine: without a paddle really was the last straw
frank_the_great: DB Cooper vs Bigfoot really soured the DB Cooper brand
DarkMorford: Were they hanging with Mr. Cooper?
TheAinMAP: Dang.
GhostValv: lrrGREED
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, but DJ Cooper would be a great stage name for a musician.
TehAmelie: funny story, if you do everything to slow your velocity, and you have somewhat airy clothes, you might be able to slow your terminal velocity to like 200 km/h. and angle that fall at least 45°. quite survivable if you hit the right surface
ContingentCat: sergeHubris
HundreydAundre: We alts recall the meme-emem-try of Left Shark, but anyone heard the myths surround Srr. LRR-Shark?
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Knot_Greg: Hi!
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BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie just don't hit the water
Nigouki: I look forward to Loki DB Cooper
TehAmelie: no, water is a terrible target
gamercat88: the best damn pie
ContingentCat: and damn fine coffee
Arclight_Dynamo: Wheeler: He's a good man, and thorough.
HundreydAundre: Vote for LRR-Shark as mascot of Twitch.
HundreydAundre: on Twitch. I meant on Twitch.
gamercat88: shark in the dark murky water
Loonatic93: More of an Orca eat Shark world.
RandomTrivia: IAN
RandomTrivia: IAN HORNER
beowuuf: bikelrr sharks on mars
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
TehAmelie: see, 200 km/h at a 45° angle means 100 km/h downward velocity. people have survived a lot more than that in car crashes
BrowneePoints: I mean, they did trim some of the bad crap
Boon_33: As a shark who is the worst shark ever? and why is it jabberjaw.
BrowneePoints: I think it's a donkey
BrowneePoints: but It's been a while since I looked at the costume
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
leopard_wolf: dont cars have crush zones and such?
Electrodyne: I agree, Jabberjaw is bad
LPS_97: gRIEF gUYS
PMAvers: Bonus level: you're doing it on James' account.
RandomTrivia: So bad at it that you accidentally help your intended griefees win
YeetTheRich_: nobody notices canadian griefing
HundreydAundre: Guess theys making recurring playbase commit to it, yes?
r10pez10: oh it's a race
Loonatic93: In Your End Oh!
PrancerInflatableReindeer: are we enyoing our display of Herbst Jungs?
TheEmbiggenedBadger: It's because Fall Guys hasn't really matured enough culturally to accept the idea of Fall Gals
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
Kyir: big hits
ContingentCat: welp
r10pez10: ???
LPS_97: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE_EB
r10pez10: it's just like mario kart, noithing matters except the last lap
TheEmbiggenedBadger: bonkback
beowuuf: oof, the end elimination
TheEmbiggenedBadger: LUL
LPS_97: Nice one
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
itira: LUL
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Boon_33: owen wilson brando.
Fuzzy_Contreg: the main menu theme of this game unironically slaps
Electrodyne: I'm pretty sure that's "Droopy Dog gets serious"
LPS_97: This game's soundtracks rocks
Fuzzy_Contreg: like I'd legit bop to it on a roadtrip
Dog_of_Myth: FallFellas
Kyir: All people are just different aspects of droopy dog
DeM0nFiRe: Lettuce and Tomato?
7gorobei: GoooFallers
BrowneePoints: Lawrence of Tarabia
LPS_97: Got there
PrancerInflatableReindeer: Traben?
EncryptedSquid: Loe Tiden
BrowneePoints: Lawrence of Talabia
TPRJones: Lawrence of Terabithia?
Electrodyne: I think the Brando >> Droopy >> Edgar Suit circle is smaller than you think.
BrowneePoints: Brando is just a Droopy Dog where you jut your jaw forward, lock it in place and make your lower lip do all the work
Wilcroft: Joe Who? Kappa
Loonatic93: *singing* "I've never spent much time in school... But I taught ladies plenty."
TheMrFraser: Joe Clark was prime minister for all of like 8 months
sydnius: Norman Fell?
Electrodyne: Jake, the guy with the snake on his face?
Loonatic93: But, as well all know, the only true Fall Guy is Lee Majors!
BrowneePoints: Well Rain drops keep falling...for me
TehAmelie: i forgot the name, but i'm sure there was a constitutional king of Sweden or Denmark who lasted like eight minutes
TehAmelie: if we're keeping score
n3ther: wow lol
josh___something: XD
TheAinMAP: Wow.
viridimayai: LMAO
Wilcroft: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
ContingentCat: so close
gamercat88: timing
dumpsterfire: LUL
GhostValv: seabatNogood
SnowBuddy18: LUL
josh___something: That's an amazing clip XD
Raiger: hi highlight reel?
Kyir: I'm going to love seeing that in the highlights
Kadenus: that was an impressive display honestly
Fuzzy_Contreg: LUL
hatboozeparty: I'm loving it lrrCHKN
legiondivided: fortnoght
BrowneePoints: Ben and Graham were pretty good
ContingentCat: well you were entertaining
beowuuf: loonatic93: sadly he's the *unknown* stuntman who makes Eastwood look so good
BrowneePoints: Cori is also pretty darn good at this
Loonatic93: @beowuuf Thank you, my friend!
beowuuf: :D
corianderd: what are we talking about i just got home
Electrodyne: He might fall off a tall building, might crash a brand new car?
HundreydAundre: Oh, Karps...
PrancerInflatableReindeer: is all adj+adj+noun ?
Loonatic93: @beowuuf Even *cough* years later, that theme song is still in my head. It slapped hard.
beowuuf: it did :)
Boon_33: the key is to just have your password be your account name.
GhostValv: benginO7
HundreydAundre: Less bateries? hmph, you should steal one...
Wilcroft: uhhh.....
dumpsterfire: uno mas
LurkerSpine: you should see them in a crown
tangokilo421: !onemore
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
PMAvers: Do we need to call Kate in as a ringer?
gamercat88: ^
Electrodyne: Street Hawk had a badass theme song too
Electrodyne: La Parc
beowuuf: that just makes me hum airwolf though :p
Electrodyne: Yeah they were similar. But I can't for the life of me remember Blue Thunder
DarkMorford: Rob Paulsen was great in the Mask animated series.
TehAmelie: insteas of Jim Carrey's The Mask, let's just say Loki, god of mischief
Trashweazel: damn it Wheeler
Loonatic93: *Airwolf* has been called! (I'm so old.)
Electrodyne: Liar Liar?
DarkMorford: Dumb & Dumber?
BrowneePoints: Dumb & dumber
Arclight_Dynamo: Wiki says Dumb & Dumber, yes.
TehAmelie: he did Ace Ventura 2 in under a year later too
saucemaster5000: Schindler's Dumber
BrowneePoints: Ace Ventura 1, Dumb & Dumber, and The Mask all in 1994 @LoadingReadyRun
Trashweazel: Ian no
Electrodyne: Peak Carey
XombieMagic: OMG....how long have you guys been playing fall guys for????
Durzo_Blint_: I didn't know Jim Carey was in Schindler's List.
TheEmbiggenedBadger: "Context is needed!" [less than twenty seconds later] "So we need to protect our balls"
XombieMagic: more importantly how am i just finding out!?!?!?!?
BrowneePoints: @XombieMagic luckily there's a little stream live counter in the bottom right
saucemaster5000: To be fair to the guy, he road that mid 90s money into the sunset. Basically shows up in a movie now if he wants a new car.
ContingentCat: @XombieMagic about 2.5 hours
beowuuf: i get blue thuder and firefox confused for no reason
frank_the_great: No, that's rational
BrowneePoints: but what if they're Sanic the Horghedge?
Boon_33: Great now I've imagine'd a world where Jim got the lead in Jakob the liar.
TehAmelie: what you gotta remember about Jimmy C is, as funny as he can be, he's actually delusional. he thinks the ghost of Andy Kaufmann directed himto pursue a drunken method actingmethod in Man of the Moon
Electrodyne: Firefox, where Eastwood has to think in Russian
BrowneePoints: Yellow go bully blue already jeez
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PMAvers: Gotta sneeze fast!
DarkMorford: I still haven't seen the Sonic movie. Need to order the Blu-ray at some point.
Loonatic93: So, are Earth Girls truly Easy?
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EikoandMog: HACK THE BOOOONE
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beowuuf: you must *always* think in russian
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Electrodyne: Gigapuddi
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XombieMagic: are you guys taking turns??? is there any way to get in the group with ya'll?
Trashweazel: lol
Haroldholmes25: rippers
Kyir: woof
Loonatic93: Hot Take: "Spies Like Us" was one of the best Dan Aykroyd movies, AND one of Paul McCartney songs ever.
TheAinMAP: benginRip
beowuuf: just the lrr groupm not rotating i'm afraid
Kyir: the falls are harsh this time around
BrowneePoints: Well I'm not throwing away MY shot
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I want spaghetti
PMAvers: I mean, that's a better use of a wish than they had on RWBY.
Electrodyne: Hey now, Mccartney is the second best musician EVER..... to play in Wings
BrowneePoints: I mean, they do have Fall Guy Tourneys with decent purses
beowuuf: while dragnet rap is akroyd's worst rap :p
HundreydAundre: A Shark for forty?
Durzo_Blint_: Now I wonder what the weirdest movie would be if we replace the lead with Jim Carey.
beowuuf: gits?
Loonatic93: Dragnet Rap was a special kinda horrid.
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Electrodyne: Peak '94 Carey?
XombieMagic: @BrowneePoints ooooh when are those tournaments?
TehAmelie: Annihilation
SnowBuddy18: @Durzo_Blint_ the Mario movie
TheEmbiggenedBadger: @Durzo_Blint_ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
wynternyghtynggale: my cat who has no tail is named after tails
TheDailyMapleSyrup: robotnik
Durzo_Blint_: Casablanca?
kusinohki: @Durzo_Blint_ hunt for red october?
Haroldholmes25: printout of oyster smiling
Durzo_Blint_: Heeeeeeeeeeere's looking at you kid.
BrowneePoints: Nude Eggman, call him Dr Robotdik
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I get it. He's a gold fish.
TheAinMAP: FootBall FootGoal
Loonatic93: Nichole Eggman?
XombieMagic: @Arclight_Dynamo *clap*
TehAmelie: i mean holy cats Jim Carrey as the biologist in Annihilation would have side-turned the entire "new weird" genre
underhill33: a rout
TheAinMAP: FootGoal FootGoal
TheMerricat: Confirmed, Fall Guys hates blue teams
Field94: STOP, they're already dead coxThump
Electrodyne: FAAaaaaaaaaaaaaast ship? *Fire Marshal Bill face* She made the Kessel run in twelve parsecs!
sydnius: FBtouchdown
LurkerSpine: well if they get that gold ball in it's 5 points, right?
RomanGoro: Is this Brasil - Germany 2014?
Electrodyne: Jim Carrey as Han Solo
Haroldholmes25: this bit is incredibly cursed
SnowBuddy18: goddamn it, stop giving people ideas
Loonatic93: Better the Mercy Rule, rather than the Moria Rule.
EikoandMog: HACK THE BONE
BrowneePoints: 10 0? I've never seen a game like this!?
pn55: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Stop! They're already dead!
TheEmbiggenedBadger: this is a slaughter
TheMerricat: I think blue gave up
BrowneePoints: I've NEVER seen a Fall Ball beating that bad!
SnackPak_: yikes
BrowneePoints: Adam Sharkidan
LurkerSpine: adam sharkidan
beowuuf: *cries* they're already dead
BrowneePoints: @LurkerSpine TOO SLOW
gamercat88: lets go Adam@
BrowneePoints: @LurkerSpine MUAHAHAHAHAHA
JuniorRoll: You got this!
NotCainNorAbel: Adam Shark > Left Shark > Jaws
LurkerSpine: lol
tangokilo421: Well if that wasn't a Germany-Brazil situation...
TheEmbiggenedBadger: It's time for the Endgame? Oh, Snap!
Wilcroft: TakeNRG TakeNRG TakeNRG
SnowBuddy18: you forgot Sharknado Ben
DarkMorford: Let's go, Boshy!
TheEmbiggenedBadger: (I know what I said)
josh___something: Adam! adam!
legiondivided: avenders game
Loonatic93: HAH!!!!! Avenger's Ender's Game!
Electrodyne: WakeUpSharker
CaptainSpam: A-dam! Sav-i-dan! A-dam! Sav-i-dan!
Kyir: You also talked about the secret DB Cooper lore
beowuuf: we might not have started this war, but we're damn sure going to avend it
Wilcroft: he's g a m i n g ?
RandomTrivia: The Fall in Our Guys LUL
Durzo_Blint_: I got a good one. Jim Carey replacing Alec Guinness as Prince Faisal in Lawrence of Arabia.
Loonatic93: But what about DB Cooper and the money he took?
Zu_o: Lord of the falls
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TheEmbiggenedBadger: Legends of the Fall Guy
gamercat88: Griefs of Fall Guys Wraith
underhill33: Over the Garden Fall
Kyir: almost certainly
josh___something: How does this final round... even kill people?
pygmybean: whos all playing?
kusinohki: fall guy of the opera
JuniorRoll: Wow
Kyir: OH GOD
Dog_of_Myth: The save!
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
DarkMorford: @josh___something The slime is rising
Arclight_Dynamo: As a child I, for real, owned the novelization of The Phantom Menace.
SnowBuddy18: wow
HundreydAundre: Go 4 crown, go four crown, go for c r o w n!!
beowuuf: ian, adam, nelosn, and wheeler
Arclight_Dynamo: I did not read it.
Kyir: my heart
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Poggers
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
bv310: I've definitely read the novel version of the Godfather. It's wildly mediocre.
the22cstomp: this man can not be stopped
pygmybean: im doing a fanart of cori amd cameron rn
Arclight_Dynamo: James... Joyce.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian.
Arclight_Dynamo: No.
bv310: PogChamp
the22cstomp: this man was stopped
ContingentCat: James Joyce's?
Loonatic93: I have no gravity, and I must fall?
tangokilo421: Milton?
Durzo_Blint_: I don't know if I'm missing a joke, but The Godfather was actually a book series first that was adapted to a movie.
Arclight_Dynamo: Milton.
TheEmbiggenedBadger: The Guyfaller
ContingentCat: Milton!
NotCainNorAbel: The Great Gamer
beowuuf: known lich
Loonatic93: "I Have No Gravity, And I Must Fall."
Loonatic93: That looks better.
tangokilo421: Ian pls
tangokilo421: BEN PLS
Arclight_Dynamo: We Prky Piggin' it?
Arclight_Dynamo: *Porky, even
Durzo_Blint_: Fall a Few Guys More
beowuuf: at 4am? in this locality?
tangokilo421: !!! Reminder !!! Turn volume back down
Durzo_Blint_: Fall Hard
ritchards: !patreon
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jetpixi: We Faaalllll
Durzo_Blint_: Fall Club
AmberLampLight: thanks all, that was a lot of fun
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (19:53 from now).
Boon_33: Fall hard 2: fall harder
ritchards: !schedule
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Durzo_Blint_: Fallest Guymp
DesperadoZod: The Lord of the Fall
Boon_33: the guy the fall and the ugly
Electrodyne: pokeymans
beowuuf: also kathleen music stream soon
ContingentCat: whaaaat? over 150 when did that happen?
Durzo_Blint_: Eternal Sunshine of the Fall Guys
ContingentCat: @beowuuf thanks, I forgot it was Sat.
Durzo_Blint_: Fall Metal Guys
Electrodyne: Monster Hunter is pokeymans but the main characters are older than ten
Boon_33: James BontL guyfall
beowuuf: i still forget but luckily saw twitter :)
NotCainNorAbel: Spoiler: Drop some guys
CaptainSpam: Develop Upscale Housing Projects In Tarkov
ContingentCat: braven10HEX
Wilcroft: jlrrFall
NotCainNorAbel: Pride400
Boon_33: A series of unfortunate guys
spethycakes: Autumn Dudes
Boon_33: Guys of the fall
MicroManagingMusician: this the end? i missed it?
beowuuf: yeah :(
MicroManagingMusician: too bad
ritchards: !discrd
ritchards: !discord
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ritchards: !yt
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
pn55: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
beowuuf: thankd and bye!
electra310: Great stream, goodnight!
ContingentCat: thanks all lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TehAmelie: thanks for having us
Electrodyne: Sleep tight
TheDailyMapleSyrup: happy Easter guys
samwisep86: Thanks!
benjamin_wheeler: oh right its easter
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! lrrHEART
TehAmelie: oh yeah i guess today is mostly easter evening
Electrodyne: Secret Wheeler Message?
TehAmelie: if there is such a thing. always was a surprise to me, even as a child when they hid candy for us to hunt
benjamin_wheeler: I would but my cat just spilled a drink so uh
TheAwkes: katesRaid
DeM0nFiRe: Wait when is the cat gonna get to play Fall Guys
Electrodyne: ^^^^there it is!!!!
benjamin_wheeler: *paul voice* It's not about fall guys its about the picking yourself up guys
Electrodyne: That's very positive
Electrodyne: Thanks Ben
TehAmelie: i do believe a cat could get top 10 in Fall Guys at least one out of four times
TehAmelie: someone do some science to it!
Electrodyne: I'm excited to tune in tomorrow and watch half a game of Magic, where every third card is Ancestral Recall
TehAmelie: sounds fun. almost like the Shandalar days, when you could just play Contract from Below
TehAmelie: against AI that would not even punch you in the mouth if it could. that's probably an important aspect
TehAmelie: honestly i do not imagine a lot of circumstances in the real world where it would not go "I cast Contract" " https://i.imgur.com/0dgVMA4.gif "