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beowuuf: ready t watch, certainly. actually doing it sounds like too much effort for hokiday monday :p
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TehAmelie: i concur
beowuuf: as my bad couch-lounge typing shows
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: was just going to take a walk but who needs exercise when you can have some laughs and good company
TehAmelie: on the computer
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
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beowuuf: yup, being snarky about yet enjoying the game with paul and chat seems a cool idea
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Genie_M: monday evening here, hi Paul
PsychoI3oy: what if it's Friday afternoon for me?
TXC2: PsychoI3oy then consult a scientist
beowuuf: i'm you...from the past!
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PsychoI3oy: txc2, hmm... but I just worked 5 nights in a row and now have the next two nights off. is it not friday?
TXC2: sound is fine so far
Aenir798: 7th
PharaohBender27: I mean, you're pretty much guaranteed to be quieter than lrrADAM and lrrBEN . . . katesSass
beowuuf: sound incontravertable to me
Genie_M: 2 weeks m-w-f, so 7th
TXC2: it's episode 7: The Bridges Awaken
beowuuf: depends if we just have to reach the coast, or if we have to go all the way back again too
Genie_M: the pace changes in numbering of chapters doesn't help in knowing _where_ you are in the story
HundreydAundre: My r key is screwed now. Two or not unscrew this keyboard. These are questions, though in my mind they remain rhetorical.
beowuuf: no good can come off messing with keyboards
X_modem: thanks for the giftsub!
TXC2: Basically, no one lives between Chicago and LA in the US Kappa
beowuuf: all these preppers, and yet we don't have any hard cover pornography to trade with them :(
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf I know! The damn chiral monsters stole all of it
Sky_Kast: how's the game going today
TXC2: hello Sky_Kast we just started
Sky_Kast: and how's the life of a Amazon worker in a wasteland Kappa
Genie_M: you can make 4 trucks!
PsychoI3oy: real trucks are an improvment over mule trucks
PsychoI3oy: not vastly, but better
Genie_M: they are a bit better, and less used
PMAvers: What if we built a truck... but stuck one of those giant umbrellas in the bed of it?
PharaohBender27: @PsychoI3oy Less stubborn, perhaps?
PixelArtDragon: Ah, the totally-not-a-shackle
TXC2: wouldn't having your blood taken REALLY disrupt your sleep?
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Genie_M: yep, finally a place to put your grenades
Genie_M: and you can tetris with them
Alephred: Think how much pee you can carry now.
TXC2: Pouches? time to Rob Libfield this up!
Genie_M: that's what I did
Sky_Kast: LUL
PMAvers: Rotate?
Genie_M: you can rotate
Decaped: I store all my grenades upside down
Sky_Kast: Totally not jank at all
Decaped: for quick deployment
Genie_M: no, 7 pouches + 1 battery is the max
Mkingston: We heard you like pouches so we put pouches on your pouches
TXC2: now we can charge our truck, right? Kappa
PMAvers: Ah so we are now a GameCube porter
Saulens181: hello chat!
TXC2: hello Saulens181 welcome
Genie_M: and you can paint your truck too
Sky_Kast: and we heard you like tetris so you can tetris while you wait
aWabbajack: keep on keeping on
Genie_M: and unlock lots of colors
TehAmelie: i've been plotting a D&D fighter that can use lots of short spears for throwing, and boy is it convenient to have bags of holding and stuff. a basic magic quiver gets to hold 18 short spears and 6 large ones, on top of arrows
beowuuf: clearly the new sponsorship money came through :p
jessieimproved: but he still slams it lol
TXC2: because we're not 17 any more :p
PharaohBender27: So now we're be relaxed instead of hyper when making deliveries
PharaohBender27: Welllll, actually . . .
TXC2: it has calories yes
Saulens181: ethanol *is* a burnable fuel!
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB
PsychoI3oy: chug chug chug chug
PharaohBender27: I mean, it does have calories in it, but you generally don't drink it as a "wake up and get energized" type drink, let's just say
Genie_M: this is the Cyberpunk tie-in side quests
TXC2: yeap, nothing like a depressant to wake up and start the day Kappa
beowuuf: like 'i'm your new partner, cause I clearly have a great mission for you' ?
Mkingston: Edgar Wright
NimrodXIV: ah, thank you! I've been trying to decide who that looked like
TehAmelie: beer is about the best thing to wake up your stomach if you have been starving, but otherwise health benefits are unclear
X_modem: Even if it's sidequesty you'll want to do the cosplayer mission.
Genie_M: you'll recognise the Cosplayer
beowuuf: we still call him the junk dealer despite him supposidly now doing cool repairs now?
Mkingston: ye
beowuuf: oh weird, no mads this time
Genie_M: fill it with grenades
jessieimproved: guess we ran out of Dads cutscenes for the moment
CoolDant: it's a bit banged up, but it's here so alright
TXC2: most likes for the fewest damage
SandwichKed: That cannot possibly be the best way for a robot to carry stuff.
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, it'd be better if it rode on wheels while carrying the packages with robot arms lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: weirdly
Saulens181: Take both, go to cosplayer, return and raid the MULEs?
Decaped: cosplayer is one of the more fun treks to get to
Genie_M: cosplayer lives in a nice place
Mkingston: You say that now..
TheMerricat: Just woke up chat, have I missed matters of import yet?
Lord_ZYRK: We've got a purple backpack now
TheMerricat: Nice!
TXC2: cosplay is the dude going around doing Shakespeare of this post apocalypse Kappa
PsychoI3oy: TheMerricat, no, it's all domestic deliveries
Mkingston: you're basically cosplaying as a Gamecube now.
Lord_ZYRK: Spider-Sam, Spider-Sam. . .
beowuuf: themerricat: i was literallly looking for a joke about the lrr stream name rather than taking the phrase at face value!
TheThromborax: I have really gone back and forth on it, but I think that the Sticky Gun is *the best* tool in the game
TheMerricat: chat I caught someone elses clip of playing this game, and I just have to say, if we thought that Paul's towers of cargo were ridiculous.....
Lord_ZYRK: Is he strong? Listen, bud: he's got the Anti-BT Blood
TheMerricat: lol @beowuuf :)
TheThromborax: @Lord_ZYRK nice
TheThromborax: @TheMerricat I think the more you play the higher your stack can get so in the end game you can be a cartoon character
Mkingston: @Lord_ZYRK His pee is like a Ghostbuster proton pack stream.
Lord_ZYRK: Mkingston don't cross the streams then?
TheMerricat: @TheThromborax that was exactly what I was seeing, this person had a stack twice as tall as Sam on their back
TheThromborax: @TheMerricat I absolutely believe that
that_bronson_guy: I started watching this on YouTube. Was actually watching Pt.2 when I saw youโ€™re playing live. Gonna go back and keep watching, wanted to jump in and cheer you on
Genie_M: you did it the first time?
TheMerricat: Thanks @that_bronson_guy :)
Genie_M: iirc they repopulate after you sleep
TXC2: repopulates, like in Fallout 4 maybe
PsychoI3oy: go grab a PCC and some materials?
Aenir798: That somebody could be YOU!
TheThromborax: bridge it
Genie_M: you could :)
TheThromborax: when a problem comes along, you must BRIDGE IT @LoadingReadyRun
TXC2: that sounds like taken responsibility to me
TehAmelie: it's your destiny
Decaped: i've never not seen a bridge already there, lol.
Mkingston: Sam Porter Sick-Motorbike-Jumps
TheThromborax: @Decaped has he already got that gorge on the Chiral Network yet? maybe there's no player content?
PharaohBender27: @Mkingston We've tried that. It even made the latest highlight reel!
TXC2: it's Sam Smorter Smidges
TheThromborax: because I agree
X_modem: I think you need a level 2
Mkingston: @PharaohBender27 boupheLOL
beowuuf: for someone called porter bridges we've been embarrassingly caught out
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you just need a level 1 according to the wiki
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun level 1 is for most everything but the safehouse and something you haven't unlocked yet I think.
TheThromborax: Yes, level 1 for briedge. Remember, you've already made one in the starter area
TheThromborax: in my game on PS4 there is a bridge over by The Photographer that just goes over an area of flat ground. It's level 3 and has almost 100k likes
TXC2 (Drops nothing) "One bridge please."
TheMerricat: It would be if you had a cargo truck or something to carry it all but yeah, not on foot or trike.
Aenir798: To be fair, it'd be a bit odd if you could just carry a bridge around willy nilly
Genie_M: you can in a truck
PsychoI3oy: you could theoretically place the foundation and let others build it for you
CAKHost: Ooo, sweet purple backpack, Paul!
Mysticman89: oh those x's were showing obstacles I think. so the rugged terrain wasn't happy
CAKHost: You know, I can't really complain about him having a bridge in his pocket given I play ACNH
TheMerricat: does our echo get sassy with us?
TXC2: we all saw that subtitle of "I'm Sam too" right
TheMerricat: I saw it @TXC2
Mysticman89: can you just half build it and use it as a sweet ramp
cardinalwiggles: bridge jam in printer bay 4
X_modem: PC Load Letter
CAKHost: And it has the little strips you tear off on the sides :3
Keondo: The Bridge of Saunder
oneiropticon: Inkjet is basically a 3d printer with ink instead of printing medium.
NotCainNorAbel: but then the upgrade would be an 'ink jet version' which couldn't build your bridge because it is out of carbon
kusinohki: somewhat surprised the bridge doesn't start printing from the middle
Lord_ZYRK: The People's Bridge. . . is that Sam's signature wrestling move authThink
beowuuf: uuuuuuh
PharaohBender27: Huh.
Decaped: look at all these other bridges! the first bridge must have been eaten by the chiral network
PsychoI3oy: that's the stuff you left at the bottom of the ravine.... haven't seen that before
Lord_ZYRK: NotCainNorAbel nah, the nozzle would be clogged so you'd get lines where it doesn't print at all
TehAmelie: i want a replicator that creates your stuff one element at a time, like a color printer uses its color
aWabbajack: GTA!
Lord_ZYRK: and sometimes it wouldn't let you print because it's out of yellow, even though you aren't USING any yellow on this print
Genie_M: be careful not to kill though
NicktheNameless: Lord Stormageddon, what a name
PsychoI3oy: got bola?
Decaped: Killing is fine! just get far away quickly
NotCainNorAbel: @Lord_ZYRK Yep, but there would also be a better and faster printer that lasts longer but the up front cost would be 10% more so only large corps buy them.
CAKHost: That package got some air
Lord_ZYRK: ^ that thing went off on its own adventure
NotCainNorAbel: to be fair, these are more like 3D printers; so the issue is more likely to be it is going great until the last bit when for some unexpected reason it falls over or becomes disconnected from the base and falls into the canyon.
TXC2: maybe it tried to deliver it's self?
Mkingston: Sam would be amazing at present wrapping.
Genie_M: i used the bola gun a lot
aWabbajack: same @genie_m
TheMerricat: dang Paul should take a second carreer as a cowboy cause he's hogting those mules like a pro....
beowuuf: package went to moon to join deathlok
aWabbajack: so satisfying to kick when they are down
TheThromborax: punching also works
KV1NN4: i'm late and why is the cargo so purple?? o.o
Decaped: has someone invented the dot matrix 3d printer yet? That sounds like something nostalgia hippies would do
Mkingston: they just keep coming
TheThromborax: there is a set number
Mkingston: good
PsychoI3oy: decaped, i'm sure you could figure out how to configure a slicer to print in dots instead of a stream
X_modem: Maybe we shouldn't get up close to him when attacking guys.
PsychoI3oy: not sure how well it would work
TheMerricat: "Wait your turn"
Lord_ZYRK: Decaped isn't that just a sintering printer?
fcloud: every time a guy comes up i think "well THIS has to be the last guy"
TheThromborax: you can pick up packages and hold them in your hand to punch people. Then, if you time it right, you can throw the packages by letting go of the trigger button at the right time and they take damage if they get hit
NicktheNameless: That is one way to do it :D
Genie_M: peaceful solution
Lord_ZYRK: Who left all these packages on the ground? lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
TXC2: "done and done, and I mean done!"
Decaped: @Lord_ZYRK seems like it!
fcloud: and we didnt kill anyone! we punched the heck out of them though
Mkingston: shame no Smack Talk button
SneakySquid1263: hey more boxes
TheThromborax: you need those prototype sticky guns for something
Genie_M: pick up all prototypes
Genie_M: 6 parts
TheMerricat: I think you lost one more sewing kit....
TheThromborax: prototypes on the ground
Saulens181: Aren't we missing one more of the sewing kits?
fcloud: ooh gonna be loaded down with all six
fcloud: maybe see if they have a truck
Lord_ZYRK: What about that box that got yote into the distance?
fcloud: oh we have a trike, thatll work
TehAmelie: sometimes you carry the boxes, sometimes they gotta fly
CAKHost: *flash backs to Cave Story*
fcloud: some days you walk in the rain~
CAKHost: ,,,except it is less adorable
Decaped: this is a perfect setup for hijinks!
ochikonda_kitsune: make sure you have both sewing kits too
TheMerricat: AH he's got both
kusinohki: death stranded event next lrr Olympics...
Lord_ZYRK: Olrrmpics
TXC2: Gods I hope we get Olympics this year :p
PharaohBender27: @Lord_ZYRK That sounds like a nightmire to try to pronounce
fcloud: wanna do a fully-loaded Sam cosplay
TehAmelie: such power on this electric hog. i mean considering our load
beowuuf: gien how precarious our load is, four wheels seems like the minimum for driving around...
fcloud: bit of a dip here, just a little crack, watch your step
TheMerricat: lol
TheMerricat: sergeHubris
TehAmelie: yeehaw it :D
niccus: ever forward, never learning
NimrodXIV: floor it
Lord_ZYRK: The nice thing about electric motors is your torque curve is a square wave
TXC2: 3rd times to the charm eh Kappa
beowuuf: check for weird bumpy geometery right at the edge of the ledge
Genie_M: you can go down
TehAmelie: can you get crushed by your own backpack? asking for a friend
CAKHost: So Paul is taking over Jame's falls in the highlight reel now?
kusinohki: since you can 3d print bridges, can you make ramps?
TheMerricat: There was another PPC back there the mules dropped :P
Mkingston: hmmmmm
beowuuf: !hubris#
Saulens181: Wheelie?
Saulens181: Wheelie.
ContingentCat: try it
fcloud: danger danger
NimrodXIV: do it
fcloud: just go around
TehAmelie: if we don't make it, we should die like we lived: becoming the bridge
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
Mkingston: nailed it
RocknGrohlNerd: benginTry
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
Mysticman89: going around is the correct choice, trying the jump is the fun choice
Genie_M: that saved you probably
NimrodXIV: fudge
Mkingston: nope
niccus: that went badly in the least damaging way possible
beowuuf: lol, bumpy geometery strikes again, but didn't pitch us right down in to the chasm at least
ContingentCat: ok take 2
CAKHost: Geometry, our one weakness!
X_modem: "What can't you do"... that apparently.
TheMerricat: AHAHA
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Genie_M: welp
jessieimproved: lrrFINE
PsychoI3oy: um
CAKHost: Whelp
Caldurin: ok we lve here now
NimrodXIV: :D
Lord_ZYRK: authAlert
Mysticman89: physics!
Mkingston: Driving right into the highlight reel
ContingentCat: wat
fcloud: "still got it"
Caldurin: *live
Keaton__Mask: this is Paul's thing for the highlight reel, i guess
RocknGrohlNerd: consider the package delivered
TehAmelie: damn, that was exactly what i was picturing would happen on a fumble. getting our package wedged in and becoming the bridge
NeoSilverThorn: "Still got it," he says, staring into a four story drop.
neacon: its like Evel Knievel meets fedex in this episode?
sharpkris: @LoadingReadyRun i didn't know what i expected when i came to this stream but somehow i'm not surprised
Decaped: Channel your inner Trials!
Genie_M: front wheel drive
fcloud: this little non-ramp is such a troll
Lord_ZYRK: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: woo
PharaohBender27: Dangit, @TheMerricat beat me to it! :D https://clips.twitch.tv/FastNurturingAlpacaThisIsSparta-ylqeCG1IiSX6eN1t
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beowuuf: score!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Angnor33: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
beowuuf: lrrGREED
PsychoI3oy: never didn't have it
RocknGrohlNerd: EZ
Mkingston: brute forced it
CoolDant: it's good!
fcloud: wow that is amazing
CAKHost: :D
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Mysticman89: not how anyone imagined it would go, but it went
TehAmelie: more of a stride than a jump
Genie_M: should we tell him, chat?
Mkingston: iosefkaFirst iosefkaTry
fcloud: "i hit the dishwasher and it started working again"
X_modem: That was more intense then the last episode of Falcon & The Winter Soldier.
beowuuf: take that, science!
TehAmelie: sort of. . .took it in stride
PRpHD: Cheer50
X_modem wipes brow
jessieimproved: and they said we couldn't use vehicles out here lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: lol the ravine just ends.....
beowuuf: great, now i need zemo dancing to paul's success, thanks x_modem :p
sharpkris: alcohol?
X_modem: LOL
TXC2: depends on the performance
Robot_Bones: beer apparently
W_Livi: I would have thought 'performance enhancing beverage' would be more Monster
fcloud: these sticky guns are going to lake knot city, not cosplayer
TheMerricat: but the sewing kits are going to her.
fcloud: hmm ok
TheMerricat: Paul was thinking she was in a different spot on the map when he picked her delivery
TXC2: yeap, nothing bad gonna happen here, no sir
TehAmelie: who left all these rocks here?
PharaohBender27: This is a *terrible* location for a delivery depot!
beowuuf: we're going to topple over and do 100% damage on the front door, aren't we?
beowuuf: oh, nm :p
Mkingston: cameo time
fcloud: the vehicle maneuvering is sometimes a little suspect, but usually in the player's favor
Genie_M: you'll see
TehAmelie: i see you like Metal gear. . .
Mkingston: Konami probably won't allow it
fcloud: that would be great!
TehAmelie: (picture that in a Psycho Mantis voice)
PharaohBender27: Oh, I guess it's a residence, not a depot. Objection withdrawn
beowuuf: nanosewingmachines, son
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW lrrPAUL
Mysticman89: quiet's later skins would need a bunch of metal
PsychoI3oy: only thread?
TXC2: "a cosplay to surpass Metal gear!"
fcloud: or she could cosplay as other people in this game. higgs cosplay, fragile cosplay, diehardman cosplay
fcloud: that would be really funny actually
beowuuf: cosplaying as die hardman without the mask seems like a cheat
TehAmelie: is it too soon to cosplay as the old president?
beowuuf: lol, a little tehamelie :p
MAPBoardgames: Not strings, we call them strands.
fcloud: no, it's an easy cosplay too. just zip yourself up in a body bag, done
aWabbajack: behind20Hello
PharaohBender27: @fcloud lrrWOW
Mkingston: "It's not Black Mask, it's Die-Hard Man!"
TehAmelie: healing America by enabling cosplay
TXC2: fcloud lrrWOW
beowuuf: that sounds like the bride... no, wait, if you're face isn't exposed to timefall then yup, you must be the old president
TehAmelie: and sick tricycle jumps
CAKHost: How does one get over the Rocky Mountains?
Genie_M: yep, it's him
TheMerricat: Is this Conan?
Lord_ZYRK: ^
Ivalenz_: I've been waiting for this.
beowuuf: headcrab lawsuit required some last minute adjustment
Mkingston: @TheMerricat yes
TehAmelie: i'm thinking 3D printing tunnels
Saulens181: So where is the stop/station thing for that reverse L area?
RocknGrohlNerd: good joke game
sharpkris: is that connan obrian?
thefileclerk: something is really awful about post apocalyptic cosplayers
Saulens181: i think so yes
sharpkris: i think it is
Genie_M: yes he is
CAKHost: But water does weird time stuff now?
Lord_ZYRK coughs
sharpkris: it's connan
Aenir798: It's Conan Obrien
thefileclerk: OH
Fanklok: The schedule said the stream was starting now and now I feel betrayed
ArcOfTheConclave: @CAKHost Thats only rain
beowuuf: once you say it the face and voice just click
fcloud: he's more recognizable without the hat
Mkingston: Conan not being able to tell a joke
TXC2: Remember when Conan used to Write for the Simpsons ? :p
TehAmelie: should i leave you and your significant otter alone a minute?
Mkingston: now you can cosplay
CAKHost: @ArcOfTheConclave I'm pretty sure that is still water?
RocknGrohlNerd: can't drown, hold my beer chat :D
Genie_M: you can switch your hood to otter
MAPBoardgames: Please take this hood far away from here.
NeoSilverThorn: And now Sam can be an otter...with a dark side.
beowuuf: remember when conan actually appeared in the simpsons?
fcloud: otter hood is cute AND it helps you swim better
TXC2: hope Conan doesn't break bad Kappa
CAKHost: Unless it is some liquid time stuff
TehAmelie: i too identify with otterhood
TehAmelie: well, i'd call it otterness
TXC2: beowuuf Bart gets famous, season 3
PRpHD: It seems like how Conan would write it
ArcOfTheConclave: wear the hood!
Mkingston: don't think it's his voice either (not sure)
Saulens181: I don't know which side of that conversation I identify more with
Genie_M: switch to the otter hood
Lord_ZYRK: authW
fcloud: @TXC2 you seem like kind of a simpsons expert
TheMerricat: @Mkingston it totally is his voice. they made a big deal about that stuff when it was coming out.
TXC2: fcloud yeah kinda :p
Mkingston: @TheMerricat cool, I know Edgar Wright didn't use his voice.
Genie_M: 24 kilos of underwear
TXC2: "and can you put top quality in bold? you can't? well whatever."
fcloud: chat i had never heard of me undies before this moment
TheMerricat: Apparently the otter hood is considered essential equipment as it boosts your swimming ability a huge amount.
TehAmelie: ooh
cardinalwiggles: on a red velvet pillow
TehAmelie: like, enough to go swimming with a 200 kg backpack?
Genie_M: 24
QuantumTwitch: ectra leaded
thefileclerk: is he the whole company?
TheMerricat: "high performance" underwear.
Mkingston: it's pre-soiled
beowuuf: podcasts, the way to learn about me undies, blue apron, etc
Angnor33: That is a lot of densely packed fabric.
fcloud: premium underwear premium delivery
Genie_M: it's 2 packs
azureHaights: Are we delivering this to Briefly Brian?
Decaped: these strands are made for walking
NightValien28: steel underwear
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear.
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X_modem: It's triple stitched!
MAPBoardgames: Silk threads!
TehAmelie: it's REALLY safely packaged
Lord_ZYRK: It's bulletproof AND EM blocking
NightValien28: high performance underwear
Genie_M: otter hood!
fcloud: the 24kg is one pair of underwear but it's made from pure chiralium
NeoSilverThorn: "Who goes through a hundred and fifty pairs of boxers in a month?"
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Alephred: Your backpack no longer fits on the screen when you're walking.
TheMerricat: "The Otter hood is headwear given to Sam by the Wandering MC. While wearing it, Sam will still get swept away by river currents (and lose unsecured packages), but he may smoothly ride rivers downstream while floating on his back, and can perform barrel rolls and otter-like hand gestures."
beowuuf: txc2: belated scaredness at how old that episode is
fcloud: im constantly amazed by this trike's ability to cross seemingly-impassable terrain
Decaped: the otter hood is great!
TXC2: beowuuf yeah Classic Simpsons are all really old now :p
Genie_M: change your headgear
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fcloud: yes
Genie_M: yes
Fanklok: So from what I've seen so far, people with DOOMS have some kind of super power, Higgs gets to control BTs, Fragile has her teleporty thing, and Sam merely has the power to come back to life. We've seen Sam die twice now the first time was when he crashed into Fragile and then during the Voidout. Deadman asked where one of his permanent marks came from and Sam said it was from his first encounter with Fragile, so I'm thinking each handprint/whatever shows each time he's died.
aWabbajack: xxxJA xxxJA
Decaped: I think that L shaped chiral network hole is the next story quest
beowuuf: i mean the answer is most undoubtedly no, right?
Lord_ZYRK: So far we've seen stuff placed by Solid_Snake and StarFox. This is a hell of a crossover title Keepo
Mysticman89: a ravine that ultimately just ended
fcloud: @Lord_ZYRK its just smash
TehAmelie: they really wanted this game to. . .tie everything together
MAPBoardgames: I kinda hate how your bike comes to a complete stop for the cutscene
Fanklok: Put delivery bot in smash you coards
beowuuf: will this get to space jam 2 levels of crossover? stay tooned!
cartboy1234: pendulum best deck let's go
beowuuf: also sergeJustRight tehamelie
TheMerricat: @Fanklok to be more specific DOOMS afflicted powers are tied to their relationship with the Beach/their Beach
PsychoI3oy: I dont' think you need to cross it to get to the center
TXC2: way easier = still hard :p
fcloud: not necessary, you want to stay left i think
MAPBoardgames: @Fanklok Delivery bot and BB are already in Fortnite. lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, the Road Quest theory of reminding people about nostalgic things. :p
TheMerricat: I just realized Bridges faclities are suppose to look like the sandpeople crawlers from Star Wars....
W_Livi: I've missed a few episodes - has Paul dealt with any more of the Lamda deliveries?
fcloud: that road outside is aaalllmost done!
TXC2: I'm almost 32, I'm pretty sure I haven't gone through 24KG of underwear in my life :p
TheMerricat: @W_Livi I don't thnk so.
TehAmelie: i'm really impressed with Kojima for making forced, disruptively blatant celebrity cameos and pop culture references thematically appropriate for the story he's telling
Mysticman89: for maximum performance
TheMerricat: E-Girl Panties?
ContingentCat: oh no
CaptainSpam: It only says "top-quality underwear". Doesn't say anything about "new".
MAPBoardgames: Also. are we going to talk about his hat?
Mysticman89: oh geeze, its vending machine panties
CAKHost: Maybe we shouldn't ask
MrUglama: oh god, it is used underware
KV1NN4: gamergirl und...
X_modem: Anti-microbial underwear made from micromodal fabric.
beowuuf: do we count the underwear weight including the thick layers of crud from wearing them for six months? or just the few scant threads of original undissolved underwear remaining?
TehAmelie: ghost repelling underwear with healing crystals is my bet
Decaped: ClulessGamer undies.
fcloud: finish the road! finish the road!
fcloud: beowuuf pls
TXC2: TehAmelie ah, good to know GOOP survived the Apocalypse Kappa
Genie_M: country roaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
7 raiders from ApologusTwitch have joined!
MAPBoardgames: @X_modem Let me know when they have anti-macrobial cloth. Seems to be more relevant in this game.
beowuuf: hey raiders sergeHi
ajtrigger: Apologus raaaaaid
CaptainSpam: So, I lost track... is the massive stack on Sam's back just more deliveries he's got queued up, or what's up with that?
TheMerricat: Welcome Raiders!
norgetroll: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid
Decaped: I can't remember the order, has Paul met M yet?
MAPBoardgames: Hey raid!
TXC2: hello Raiders
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
TheThromborax: Paul, your optimism is HILARIOUS
aWabbajack: feliciaRaid feliciaRaid feliciaRaid
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB
fcloud: when you connect two distant centers with a road for the first time, it's pretty satisfying
ApologusTwitch: @LoadingReadyRun big fan of LRR, wanted to say hi and happy streams!
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:46.
beowuuf: we had two deliveries, a cosplayer we've done and the next one that's... something I should remmeber
fcloud: same goes for connecting locations with (a thing you can build later)
TXC2: hello ApologusTwitch welcome
ApologusTwitch: @LoadingReadyRun The fact that you just said my name is already huge, thank you!
ApologusTwitch: Hey LRR community!
beowuuf: did paul get the pronunciation right, that's the real question :)
fcloud: i didnt know about that vehicle limit
fcloud: @ApologusTwitch welcome!
beowuuf: sergeHi
MAPBoardgames: Buildin' a truck! Buildin' a big ol' truck!
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TheThromborax: @fcloud me neither. I'm not sure I ever made more than 3 of my own. there're just littered all over the map, usually
kusinohki: owning 4 vehicles? in this economy?
aWabbajack: insurance be pricey!
CaptainSpam: I really... well... actually, I don't know if I hope there's a CB radio in this truck or not. It almost seems like something Kojima would do.
beowuuf: he is the son of the (ex) president, of course he has money :p
Saulens181: isnt it metal and ceramic?
ajtrigger: highways are metal and ceramic
TheThromborax: roads are metal and ceramic\
PsychoI3oy: lots of ceramic, but you want smaller containers because there's no refunds on the remainder
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun looking at the wiki, cargo capacity seems to be tied to the actual model of truck, not what variant it is (i.e. long range carry the same amount as the base model).
NicktheNameless: FYI, the white lights on the back of the truck indicate how much cargo is inside
Genie_M: that took me a _long_ time to discover
NicktheNameless: I played for way too long before figuring that out
NicktheNameless: haha
ajtrigger: Deplying autonomous Amazon delivery bot...
Genie_M: "might as well take it" is the name of the endless game
TheMerricat: "All MC2000 models have a max confirmed volume of 28 XL containers. The highest confirmed weight so far for all models is 3,360 kg with 28 full XL cases of special alloys weighing 120 kg each. It's not known if there is a maximum weight."
CaptainSpam: Aw, no LRR blue.
TehAmelie: i wish it could be yellow
MAPBoardgames: ^
Genie_M: you will unlock many more colors
TXC2: Lrr Blue = Lrrue ?
TehAmelie: did you know yellow cars get crashed into less than any other color?
Genie_M: pretty
beowuuf: should we ask james to double the PiF schedule for this game so we can get the right colours? :p
TXC2: it's like it's from Saints Row :p
TheMerricat: Also it's apparently impossible tip trucks over.
SandwichKed: That's very zamboni
ArcOfTheConclave: If chat made a mod that added LRR Blue, would you use it?
flufff42: Hmm, I guess this is where PC mods for custom colours would come in handy. As much as I like the purple #LRRBlue would be far more on brand.
fcloud: wow. WOW. that is one fabulous truck
TehAmelie: wow, yeah. i think i made the PC that exact color the first time i played Saints Row 4
Genie_M: just 193 of us
CaptainSpam: Only a mildly undignified trip through the river!
beowuuf: take *that* geometery!
TXC2: we need better breaks :p
beowuuf: nm
Lord_ZYRK: There's no stopping Beast Mode
NightValien28: where's the brake?
beowuuf: so far, this 'impossible to tip over' seems legit
X_modem: Paul in the Big Purple Truck was my favorite Nick show.
TheMerricat: Ok those subtitled are seriously messing with us when Sam shouts....
fcloud: build! that! road! build! that! road!
ajtrigger: You have 2237 chirals :)
Saulens181: nope
Genie_M: mope
fcloud: you can just over-supply
TehAmelie: i hope we end up driving like, Metroplex. a huge sprawling factory on wheels that gathers natural resources and makes a road for itself as it goes
fcloud: 100 metals is nothing
ArcOfTheConclave: 40 is nothing
CaptainSpam: Well, it's not FULLY automated. Sam still needs to deliver materials.
TehAmelie: maybe we can make. . .rainbow road
aWabbajack: rainbow road?!
fcloud: no but that would be an awesome addon
ArcOfTheConclave: build a magic antigrav road
TheMerricat: Chat do the street lights become real if we upgrade the road further?
beowuuf: evertything but the unmarked police cars checking on your speed
DeM0nFiRe: Did it also build roadside tourist attractions like "come see the biggest chair in the state"?
SomebodyNowhere: well
TehAmelie: accidental Speed!
TXC2: Speed we are not
DeM0nFiRe: 10/10 road LUL
fcloud: 9.5, 9.5, 9.7
NeoSilverThorn: "Road Ends".
ajtrigger: Um, it warned you
Angnor33: Offramp could use some work...
ajtrigger: "Road closed"
ajtrigger: *drives off side*
NightValien28: paul "beast mode doesn't read signs" saunders
kusinohki: does the road really need to be 2 lanes?
RocknGrohlNerd: who cut off the road you guys??
beowuuf: capitalism
RocknGrohlNerd: fair :)
MAPBoardgames: Is Paul the new James?
beowuuf: serge messed up the timeline by curing james
TehAmelie: i want a full cross over game with Horizon Zero Dawn and this. just Aloy and Sam running past each other while making roads with nanomachines and hunting robosaurs with bows
beowuuf: now paul keeps getting excess land and falls everywhere
CaptainSpam: Hi, Sam.
ajtrigger: @TehAmelie Aloy with cuffs YouDontSay
beowuuf: Stranded Horizon
fcloud: yes, materials committed to a building are safe
TehAmelie: Zero Death
fcloud: *structure
beowuuf: lol, better and on point
ajtrigger: Highway Building Simulator 2.0 gogogo
TehAmelie: wait, Death Zero sounds more nonsensical and spooky
Genie_M: otter hood!
NightValien28: horizon stranding
beowuuf: death zero sounds like the next MGS game, certainly
fcloud: get yer motor runnin ~~ head out on the highway ~~
TXC2: same great Stranded Horizon, Zero death
NightValien28: tall neck
beowuuf: looking for a (delivering) venture, or whatever (packages) comes our way
fcloud: well, all DAY long, cause we dont exactly have a day/night cycle in this game
HundreydAundre: This truck. I like it!
ajtrigger: Nice highway you got there, be a shame if something happened to it YouDontSay
TXC2: Yes it was Paul
ajtrigger: Yeah, the tallneck is from Horizon
NightValien28: yeah this is HZD engine they gave kojima
HundreydAundre: *crashes into a Future BIG RIG truck Dealer* A N O T H E R!!
fcloud: correct, there's some sort of mix-and-match algorithm that selects structures from other online players
ArcOfTheConclave: also, iirc player structures/ highways decay over time
PsychoI3oy: there's a menu you can look at your connections
X_modem: your connection raiting effects how many people you're connected with
PixelArtDragon: I'd guess that they probably still have a few servers up
ajtrigger: The game tries to match you up with players who are going through relatively the same part of the game as you
TehAmelie: i think i heard the 3D modelers worked on both games
PsychoI3oy: it's like 20 or 30 people?
beowuuf: game gets dangerous when the MULES realise they can lure sam in if they play the game and set up the roads ahead of time
CaptainSpam: "Hey, kids, look! The Big Purple Truck is on the way!" "Yaaaaaaay!"
TXC2: it probably pulls from local ish players
PsychoI3oy: but the people you share with don't necessarily share with the same group
PsychoI3oy: AFAIK
PixelArtDragon: So this part is just a driving simulator?
CaptainSpam: "Hi, I'm Sam Bridges of Big Purple Truck Shipping."
TehAmelie: now what we need is a giant flaming clown head on a spring on the roof of the car
beowuuf: UPS - untippable purple service
NightValien28: twisted death
ajtrigger: Grimmace from McDonald's?
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘ beowuuf
HundreydAundre: Definitely a Monster Truck Rally contender, this R I G.
ContingentCat: Waluigi?
lirazel64: Barney the Dinosaur?
PixelArtDragon: An alternate universe version of you? One *without* a goatee?
CaptainSpam: The goatee is just on TOP of the existing goatee.
TXC2: PixelArtDragon So Paul from 9 years ago?
HundreydAundre: Heck, tweak a dumpster truck & paint this truck on it, & go BOP BOP POGgs
PixelArtDragon: The dreaded *double* goatee
CururuGuasu: Spam for everyone!
TehAmelie: can we really not farm any tastier proteins than earthworm??
RocknGrohlNerd: yep @PixelArtDragon
TehAmelie: what gross future is this
MAPBoardgames: Then, we will use that hope to power our super-weapons!
Zafariman: Who drives purple trucks way above the land? SingsNote SAM! PORTER! BRIDGES!
PixelArtDragon: One eyed one horned driving purple package yeeter
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun in case you want to read up on how the game decides what comes over to your world - https://deathstranding.fandom.com/wiki/Social_Strand_System but a lot of it has to do with likes, your porter level, and forming 'contracts' with other players (a.k.a. friending them)
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrPAUL
ajtrigger: Don't you worry your pretty little head with this nonsense
PsychoI3oy: tehamelie, all above ground animals get killed by timefall before they can mate, also nobody can be outside to hunt
RocknGrohlNerd: is Mr. Hardman cosplaying Dishonored?
ContingentCat: I heard "trouble making jumps" and imagined her repeatedly failing tricks at an abandoned skateboard park
TehAmelie: maybe we should try turning some of these bridges into roofs
MAPBoardgames: most?
beowuuf: sticky guns, that was the cargo, knew i should have recalled it
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe there were more lost, but you can only recover six?
Decaped: you'll see a lot of bridges as timefall shelters. Multipurpose!
Invitare: but you didn't bring a smile. Deliverers should always be cheerful
TXC2: Fallout boy?
beowuuf: we're at a space jam 1.3 and rising
TehAmelie: the Miscellania Master
fcloud: that's what i like about you, paul. you're so *miscellaneous*
CaptainSpam: "Excuse me, Mister Mover?" "That's MASTER Mover!"
TXC2: !break
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TheMerricat: Chat, what happens when Master Blaster and Master Mover meet?
fcloud: "i didnt go to six years of mover school to be called MISTER!"
beowuuf: wow, getting on for 8pm already? time flies when you have actual work in the workplace tomorrow ...
TehAmelie: me when i get a stellar Misc score https://i.imgur.com/m73FgK5.gif
beowuuf: themerricat: the wackiest and freshest romcom suitable for the 21st centrury audiences?
nullvoid8: hi all. how much have I missed tonight?
fcloud: rip phil hartman : (
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL I was thinking the song Don't You (forget about me) by Simple Minds would be an appropriate intro song to this game. SingsNote
fcloud: when you trike on by~~ when you call my name~~
beowuuf: nullvoid8: conan o brien making a cameo, and us getting s purple truck. Also we managed to get over a chasm by 'jumping'
TheMerricat: @nullvoid8 we made a nice truck, before that we jumped a ravine and met Conan O'Brien.
TehAmelie: Sam must be indestructible to be able to sleep in that position and then sit up
MAPBoardgames: Sam really gives this company his blood sweat and tears.
beowuuf: whuile being poked for blood
TehAmelie: and don't forget his #1 and #2
nullvoid8: I'm worried by these references to "jumping"
fcloud: blood, sweat, piss, and poop
keroan0: I wish I could shower in a future shower, where I wouldn't have to scrub
TheMerricat: You know, at first I was OK that Sam's Shower doubles as a toilet, but....
fcloud: i wish my shower had a drying function like that
beowuuf: paul picked the narrowest point, still failed, but since he was stuck on the dip, he just powered through it and basically climed to the other side :p
fcloud: does somebody have the clip of that? id like to watch it again
nullvoid8: ah hah.
TehAmelie: a useful skill when you live under constant surveillance and random people bursting in at all hours, sometimes teleporting
PsychoI3oy: of note, if you don't eat cryptobyotes, you don't have any poop
TXC2: not drinking enough Monster for Grenades Kappa
PsychoI3oy: also sitting doesn't produce ex1 grenades
W_Livi: I still think it's a bit weird that the system is showing Sam Porter an ad for a show starring Normal Reedus
Lord_ZYRK: W_Livi "Everyone tells me I look like that guy, but I just don't see it."
fcloud: thanks @TheMerricat
beowuuf: nm, got there before me :)
ArcOfTheConclave: If you want the Monster cans back, you can get roaring drunk to get your beer privileges revoked.
DeM0nFiRe: "I'm sure you must be lonely. You know who's not lonely though? Me!" --Chiral Artist,probably
TehAmelie: are her chirals artisanal?
fcloud: haha @ArcOfTheConclave didnt know that
Genie_M: this is the Cyberpunk tie in quests
TXC2: Mads Time!
beowuuf: wb mads!
fcloud: when is mads
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB
lyropithic: You mads, bro?
TXC2: it's the Mads Mikklesen family time wish show hour
ContingentCat: watch your profanity mads
fcloud: woah mads not messing around
TehAmelie: i just realized we're connecting with the baby by an umbilical cord. maybe replacing our blood with Monster every morning is bad for it :x
fcloud: serious drinking is happening
beowuuf: thank goodness we switched to beer!
Lord_ZYRK: Don't be Sads, Dads BibleThump
TehAmelie: oh dear
fcloud: people who have finished this game, does mads's story actually make sense in the end?
NeoSilverThorn: @fcloud Yes.
aWabbajack: xxxJA
nullvoid8: as much as anything does in this game, yes
Genie_M: yup
fcloud: ok good. cause im in the middle and it seems a little incoherent
TheMerricat: @fcloud I have not played the game but I did cheat when the game first came out and read the plot and watched the cinematics online and yes, eventually almost everything gets tied up in a nice knot.
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie don't worry about the beer, though
Saulens181: I assume we're gonna be entering into a setpiece with that delivery
Genie_M: things do clear up towards the end
X_modem: Yes, and a lot of the other stuff that seems crazy surprisingly makes sense too.
fcloud: @TheMerricat a knot, eh? thanks i hate it
TheMerricat: :P
PsychoI3oy: may i recommend an bola
PsychoI3oy: or 3
fcloud: ebola?
Decaped: Knot based story telling.
Genie_M: bola is more fun
W_Livi: I had a lot of success taking out Mules with the bola gun
Lord_ZYRK: Anne Bola? The English Queen?
ajtrigger: @W_Livi Same
fcloud: bola~~ bo, bo, bo, bo, bo-la~~ -- the kinks, probably
nullvoid8: *Anne Bola-line
fcloud: dont forget the sperm!
ajtrigger: ^ best part?
fcloud: rectified? that sounds uncomfortable
Invitare: a real human???
beowuuf: person! person! strand them!
beowuuf: this feels like a trap for fragile... :(
ajtrigger: Social distancing, my dude
TXC2: Kill him
W_Livi: seems sus
beowuuf: LMAO
Invitare: well
aWabbajack: zekeI zekeD zekeK
MAPBoardgames: That dude was waiting ALL DAY to say that.
keroan0: O_O
jessieimproved: lrrAWESOME
Aenir798: This is normal.
cardinalwiggles: i need an adult.
Aenir798: Everything is fine.
NicktheNameless: Don't worry, it's just a SMALL nuke
ajtrigger: This is fine
ArcOfTheConclave: That's totally not suspicious
lyropithic: Maybe don't drop it?
fcloud: "fragile needs to take a look at this"
nullvoid8: that is amazingly more obvious now that I know what's happening
Genie_M: no
ArcOfTheConclave: You have to take it
NeoSilverThorn: Um. We might want to dump that somewhere.
MAPBoardgames: Leave it with some MULEs?
Aenir798: Whatever you do, DON'T DROP IT.
fcloud: perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
Invitare: it says it blows up if you don't have it
jessieimproved: What if I don't wanna blow up a city
Robot_Bones: seabatCHOICE
TehAmelie: "only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war"
ajtrigger: @Robot_Bones Looool
PixelArtDragon: benginOh benginHeck
Aenir798: Just never let go and the timer will never start.
fcloud: this is the DS version of MGS's "there's a bomb in your inventory"
Invitare: can Fragile teleport it into her beach place I wonder?
niccus: at least it's not a large thermonuclear weapon
TheMerricat: Why don't we go find a shelter of someone we don't like, drop the nuke, then run like hell on the trike?
ArcOfTheConclave: the timer starts when you drop it or when you get to lake knot
Fanklok: Let's go give it to the Junk Dealer
fcloud: this is for people who really really hate conan obrien
Thisbymaster: oh great, it also glows red
W_Livi: What if you let the mules steal the nuke...?
PsychoI3oy: but what if ....
beowuuf: i mean the chiral artist's family lives about one door down from the junk dealer, so there might be some collateral damage...
fcloud: haha junk dealer. just because he preys on the underage, he gets such a bad rap!
ajtrigger: "Oh no, don't take that glowing red box from me"
TehAmelie: small nuclear weapons seem ideal for fighting in the future, come to think of it. they'll leave smaller craters than anything that leaves intact bodies
Decaped: yeah, Sam doesn't know it's a bomb at this point right?
MAPBoardgames: Also, it blinks red
beowuuf: shouldn't the scanners spot it's a nuke too?
fcloud: the description said it was a nuke and presumably sam knows the description
TXC2: beowuuf you'd think
Decaped: I don't think what Sam does next makes any sense if he knows he's carrying a nuclear warhead.
fcloud: this purple truck is so extra, i love it
nullvoid8: gotta fill out your paperwork correctly
W_Livi: @Decaped I mean, what he did next in my playthrough made perfect sense...
fcloud: what's that red outline, is that because of the nuke?
beowuuf: i presume the description was for us to laugh at, given we all spotted this felt fishy instantly
MAPBoardgames: Chunks of 500 and 100?
Genie_M: those take up more space yes
MAPBoardgames: by the river?
fcloud: down left
fcloud: you'll always need more metal and ceramics, there's a LOT of roads what need building
fcloud: although since youre online, other players probably supply a lot of it? i would guess
nullvoid8: is the collector on the network yet?
Carlioo: I'm still very annoyed at the names in this game
Lord_ZYRK: More importantly, since the scanners can magically disable guns and grenades, you'd think disarming a nuke would be trivial.
Carlioo: I saw "william lake" and had to remind myself that this is a kojima game
TheMerricat: Chat is reminding Paul of a plot point that might impact his plans ATM and he might have missed a spoiler or backseat driving, becasue Fragile isn't in South Knox City...
PixelArtDragon: @Carlioo Yeah, they're knot very clear
fcloud: it says "weapons disabled" so i guess a nuke is not a weapon? sus
BrindleBoar: infinite power?
fcloud: i think the nuke says where to deliver it, no?
Carlioo: @PixelArtDragon >:(
Carlioo: actually, I've missed a few sessions, has there been anyone named knot?
Invitare: Mudip AND Bellsprout
TXC2: Carlioo not that I remember
nullvoid8: no, but there are several people called bridges
Carlioo: @nullvoid8 well yeah, there are a lot of sams running around in the world, that just makes sense
MAPBoardgames: Deliver Lost Cargo?
beowuuf: sick with pride!
MAPBoardgames: Go banana!
fcloud: the recipient is a banana? confuse
keroan0: Sad banana?
fcloud: i like how paul is taking the small thermonuclear bomb in stride
ajtrigger: "Stay safe" (with your bomb)
TXC2: I'm now picturing a package being delivered to Beej, and inside it's Banana Cori
beowuuf: i mean it's a kojima game, he's probably been prepared for a nuke since the start screen
X_modem: What could possibly go wrong?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Remember to carry a green safety mushroom.
Carlioo: tbh, if I was tasked with delivering a small thermonuclear bomb, I would like to know it
Genie_M: yep
Sogheim: oh dang did Paul trick out his ride?!
W_Livi: You were also told the bomb was being delivered at Fragile's request - could be this is an attempt at further damaging her reputation
keroan0: At least you have a road for the bomb... -_(._.)_-
MAPBoardgames: If you don't fill out your manifest correctly, it's mail fraud.
nullvoid8: more to the point, the mules just pinged you, do they know it's a bomb?
Invitare: I'm not sure it's a good idea to build roads of out mysterious floating stuff you don't understand...
TXC2: then again, the bomb is only 3.6KG, which I doubt is a Super Critical amount of fissile matter.
Saulens181: so, uh, what do we do with the bomb?
theleerm: wow that track is aggresively pink
fcloud: pomf
saucemaster5000: did somebody set us up... the bomb?
TehAmelie: knowing the interests of president Bridget, the crime of an inaccurate shipping manifest may be considered worse than smuggling nukes
ArcOfTheConclave: Does Sam not read the cargo manifests?
pygmybean: say small thermonuclear bomb again
Sarah_Margaret: Nice road!
nullvoid8: @txc2 super critical is also a function of pressure
Carlioo: "You were affected by Ras Al Ghul's sign" that feels more theatening than it probably is
fcloud: "no. i want to deliver small. thermonuclear. bomb." -- matthew broderick, probably
Sogheim: what happens if you never deliver the bomb? or it gets damaged to 0%?
TheMerricat: Chat.... do we tell him?
fcloud: wait didnt that say fragile? isnt that who the bomb is going to?
TXC2: Sogheim I presume delivering this is a plot point
MAPBoardgames: Don't you have a bomb to deliver to Fragile?
nullvoid8: failing this delivery is a game over
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun did you double check where the bomb is supposed to be delivered? you may have missed a line in the dialog.
Decaped: Mooooom, Sam left the thermonuclear bomb in the car again!
FoxBoxGamers: please do not leave your small thermonuclear weapons unattended
Mangledpixel: if you leave your small thermonuclear bomb in the car, make sure to crack open a window
X_modem: Don't leave your pets or your thermonucular devices in a hot car folks.
TXC2: "failing to deliver is an automatic failure, losing the package, or having it brake is an automatic failure!"
W_Livi: it's okay; the bomb is enjoying the aircon and is listening to its favorite lullubies
Carlioo: this is a payday 2 mission right?
fcloud: bomb is a big fan of low roar, liked them before they were cool
nullvoid8: you can't deliver crystals at the same time as other materials
TheMerricat: Fragile isn't in South Knot City....
Carlioo: I assume you have to take it to fragile first, so she can defuse it?
TXC2: where is Fragile then?
MAPBoardgames: Isn't Fragile here?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Die Hartmann told you she's having problems jumping, she's here at the distro center
Saulens181: I thought we saw fragile around here
rudisc: Fragile is in the distribution center
Invitare: didn't the bomb say it would explode upon entering South Knot City?
TXC2: Invitare the timer would start
fcloud: yes! good call
CAKHost: I was going to comment on your background but I just realized it was the map overlayed on the car
Decaped: boooooo, too much backseating
MAPBoardgames: Hey Fragile! You know all about nukes, right?
fcloud: oh well this isnt very encouraging
fcloud: maybe we outsmarted ourselves?
beowuuf: i mean he's missed dialogue because he's playing on stream, so it's correcting the mistake chat caused really
X_modem: Hedo Kojima, sneaking explosives into your virtual packages since the 1980s.
MAPBoardgames: If this were Fallout 4 you could just break the bomb down into some nuclear material
FoxBoxGamers: is "enter private room" from the elevator different from "rest in private room" from the menu?
TheMerricat: I think it's safe to go into the private room....
fcloud: does the description of the bomb say where to take it?
Invitare: if this were Fallout a small nuke probably wouldn't matter much in the grand scheme of things
ArcOfTheConclave: just continue the scenario, iirc Fragile will call you.
MAPBoardgames: You take your truck to bed with you?
fcloud: yes this is probably not as hard as we're making it
PsychoI3oy: mapboardgames, you don't?
fcloud: @MAPBoardgames yeah you got a problem with that?
Saulens181: uh oh
DeM0nFiRe: Did they putt a person into that tiny box?
keroan0: He's got such a weird expression
fcloud: troy...?
Mushbie: contents are nucc
Invitare: I don't remember that
nullvoid8: you don't remember because it didn't happen
fcloud: we did it chat, we progressed the plot
Invitare: Kojima
nullvoid8: gameplay/story segregation?
fcloud: "handled with death"
Mangledpixel: unless it isn't?
MAPBoardgames: The tamper seals
fcloud: no way!
W_Livi: So, I didn't see these cutscenes during my playthrough
beowuuf: i think it's cause it seemed so sketchy it was funny to share it with the players ahead of time
Thisbymaster: again....
ContingentCat: shocking the nuke is still a nuke
FoxBoxGamers: oh yeah the drop of "again" is good
keroan0: Dang customs forms always runing the surprise
Invitare: can't she teleport it into her beach?
GamesAndInk: It's like getting a Christmas gift you knew about. "Honey, I know you know it's a nuke, but try to act surprised and excited, for Grandma's sake"
cardinalwiggles: obviously just cut the red wire
fcloud: we can do it!!!
nullvoid8: again because highs used to her to blow up a city once
beowuuf: txc2: fragile's repoutation was destroyed by someone nuking one of the cities pretending to be her deliveries
TXC2: Invitare nope, she can't teleport for some reason right now
MAPBoardgames: maybe we shouldn't've napped with the timer going like that?
ArcOfTheConclave: take a trike?
DeM0nFiRe: Would the game have even given you a choice to not deliver it in the first place?
TXC2: beowuuf oh yeah
PixelArtDragon: But she can take worn objects?
fcloud: sam cannot take cargo when he teleports; presumably fragile has the same restriction
NicktheNameless: Ride now, Lord Stormageddon!
Carlioo: lord stormageddon sure has good taste
fcloud: also fragile never seems to do any delivery herself, maybe she's too good to actually carry things around
Carlioo: I'm glad the timer stopped while you pulled out the bike though, very thoughtful
nullvoid8: it's standard "teleport only your body" rules. which include clothes and such for both convenience and modesty
Saulens181: Are we good to just leave the other cargo like that?
beowuuf: umbrella take one hand, she's too good a delivery person to use one hand for a box knowing how unstable that is
PsychoI3oy: saulens181, yeah it goes into private locker if you store the car
beowuuf: modest too
TXC2: we'll never know Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MAPBoardgames: It says LoadingReadyLIVE so I'm assuming it was Adam
fcloud: seems to be someone named "loadingreadylive". good guy, but weird name
NeoSilverThorn: Like a BRIDGE over troubled waters, I will ease your mind....
Mushbie: or.... let them steal the nucc :p
NicktheNameless: not now, Mules
nullvoid8: don't forget you have the anti pulse
beowuuf: being back on three wheels seems like a mistake...
fcloud: is that "never hide" option a pc-only thing? I never see that on ps4
PixelArtDragon: Wow, this game really takes the "super detailed terrain" part and uses it for a lot of different kinds of gameplay
X_modem: Seriously guys I don't care how addicted you are to stealing cargo you won't want to steal this package.
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FoxBoxGamers: no that's later probably
Invitare: that's not a tar pit
Decaped: Sam was bitten by a radioactive tar lake
Carlioo: it's not like you'll create tar godzilla or something
Creideiki_SE: "Time to nuclear detonation"? What did I just arrive for? I thought this was a game about low-stakes pizza delivery.
PsychoI3oy: (the contaminated cargo next to the junk dealier is the tutorial for this mechanic)
fcloud: to be fair, pretty much every action in this game results in making a huge tar monster
PixelArtDragon: Does EVERYONE know about the nuke except Sam and Fragile?
Alephred: Now the game teaches you how to throw a briefcase.
Fanklok: Tar monster? No, it's how you make oil
MAPBoardgames: Is it a lake or a tar pit. I'm genuinely confused.
beowuuf: kojima has to have his signature moments
DeM0nFiRe: @Creideiki_SE Someone ordered a None Pizza With Left Nuke
FoxBoxGamers: @Alephred I'm sure that won't come up ever again.
Invitare: your greatest challenge yet, throwing
Creideiki_SE: @DeM0nFiRe As long as it's not pineapple.
beowuuf: the excalibur myth has an edgy update
MAPBoardgames: Also, run
FoxBoxGamers: also the timer got WAY shorter
fcloud: now very quickly get at least 3 miles away
FoxBoxGamers: all of a sudden
niccus: that's a very small nuke
nullvoid8: it's magic tar, it's fine
keroan0: That was indeed a very small nuke
Mushbie: now that is dynamite fishing
CururuGuasu: lrrFINE
e_bloc: Corgo235 nuke the tar pits, what could go wrong?
PixelArtDragon: Actually, that much water would protect you from enough of the radiation that it would basically be fine
NicktheNameless: It's Fun Size
NeoSilverThorn: Great. Now we'll have the BT of Destroyah showing up for sure!
TXC2: "as the nuclear bomb entered the Tar pit, a wondrous thing happened, why not....."
KidAmn: small nuke, or really strong magic wibbly wobbly tar
beowuuf: 3.6kg is funsized
fcloud: wasnt that close
TXC2: oh NOW she can Teleport
Carlioo: "where was the kaboom? there was supposed to be an knot-shattering kaboom?"
Scy_Anide: A single-serving nuke.
fcloud: a demo nuke.
TehAmelie: i like that she's not upset enough to stop her habitual umbrella twirling
e_bloc: have we gotten into that part of Fragile's backstory yet?
e_bloc: or is that this
W_Livi: a personal pan plutonium pizza
Thisbymaster: radiation isn't a thing, tar stops that right?
TheMerricat: I think this is it. @e_bloc
CururuGuasu: She must be sad, she has offered you a blood bug yet
Creideiki_SE: Is this where we splice in footage from the Operation Crossroads underwater nuclear tests?
Zafariman: everyone knows tar is like lead
TXC2: Thisbymaster maybe actually :p
fcloud: glad you asked. let's exposition together
e_bloc: ty @TheMerricat I couldn't remember
nullvoid8: on an unrelated note, have we seen an actual pizza delivery yet?
Fanklok: So is the plot twist that Sam is actually Solidus Snake having a coma dream and the Patriots are using it to train him to be the UPS guy that takes over the world?
fcloud: i was naked for no reason
Mangledpixel: goddammit Kojima
FoxBoxGamers: thank you VERY MUCH for not being literally "to nothing" here, Kojima
Invitare: "you'll breath better with no clothes on"
e_bloc: I was hoping for hundred dollar bills
MAPBoardgames: Well, he did leave my premium underware.
Carlioo: thankfully not actually nothing, because that's a very real possibility in kojima games
nullvoid8: as Kojima nudist reasons go, this is pretty legit
e_bloc: this bears out why you can't jump with the nuke
TXC2: the striping down makes sense, that ass shot doesn't :p
nullvoid8: fair
e_bloc: at least she isn't actually naked
e_bloc: I suppose
fcloud: this is some joker-level "i've constructed a plan that will kill thousands and somehow everyone will blame you"
Alephred: TWO masks!
Invitare: was that a face reveal?
e_bloc: that's sting-level masking
Invitare: oh there it is
fcloud: hey its me, troy baker
Carlioo: "but I do love to reveal it at dramatic moments"
MAPBoardgames: It's also why he glops on eyeliner?
fcloud: gross
TXC2: is that why you over do the guy liner higgs?
Carlioo: ewwwwwww
beowuuf: eew
Scy_Anide: He hides it, except he constantly takes his mask off anyways.
PixelArtDragon: Ewwwwwwwww
josh___something: gross
TheMerricat: Kojima is a good game maker but damn it he goes creepy in too many of his games.
kazz1006: oh gawd
fcloud: please dont lick your delivery person, it's rude
ContingentCat: even more don't lick people without consent
keroan0: Dude, really
FoxBoxGamers: At least it wasn't time spit??
BrindleBoar: just Kojima things
Fanklok: Classic Kojima weird bad guy who licks things
fcloud: is higgs's bb also ugly and mean, or is it a nice cute bb that got stuck with a bad owner?
nullvoid8: pretty sure the only person that needs him to wear a mask is himself
FoxBoxGamers: oh yeah this guy is SUPER MESSED UP
Aenir798: Pretty high up on the villain scale
nullvoid8: different nuke. this is nuke 2, yours was nuke 3 iirc
FoxBoxGamers: stop saying that dangit
ContingentCat: her fancy umbrella!
Carlioo: is this why she's called fragile?
e_bloc: hold the nuke over your head like an umbrella obviously
PixelArtDragon: It also is a pretty solid moment for Fragile
fcloud: and that's how fragile became psycho mantis
FoxBoxGamers: hey it's that line again
Mushbie: can she see what is on your memory card?
KidAmn: same way he brings the thunder
e_bloc: yeah this is some fucked up shit
Aenir798: Higgs did a rain dance
MAPBoardgames: What about leaving the case open?
Fanklok: You know what, Die-Hardman is a reference to Kojima's favorite holiday movie Die Hard
FoxBoxGamers: again, thank you Kojima for not having her literally nude
TXC2: "use the box as cover" the box rusts to nothing :p
fcloud: @Fanklok of course
nullvoid8: considering how fast it rusts metal, I'm surprised she's alive after that
e_bloc: I think timefall only affects organic material
Aenir798: But the timefall clearly damages inorganic things
Carlioo: @e_bloc doesn't timefall affects roads though?
fcloud: it also affects containers, roads, and structures
TXC2: so given the way she moves, it's only her Skin that like 90 years old, and not her knees :p
e_bloc: good point @fcloud @Carlioo
e_bloc: it's been a while since I played this game
Saulens181: Why? How?
fcloud: dunno why it doesnt affect sam's suit; maybe it does but plastic is so durable that it isnt noticeable
PixelArtDragon: "I will defeat him by carrying packages like no one else can!"
Carlioo: "i'll make him feel fragile, but not that fragile"
Fanklok: I'm fairly certain every time Same rests in a private room they give him a new suit
nullvoid8: I think it's implied that your suit gets fixed up each time you rest
e_bloc: still not even close to the worst line in the game
e_bloc: and I can't wait until we get there
Mangledpixel: a jelly BB
fcloud: @Fanklok thats not in the game but it would make sense
nullvoid8: but it's not good gameplay to have to manage that as well
Alephred: You ate the thing! That's a joke we play on tourists!
aWabbajack: keep on keeping on?
theleerm: what was that wierd slug thing?
TXC2: a cytobyte
fcloud: i guess she has a lot of those umbrellas? she can just make as many as she needs?
TheMerricat: @theleerm what @TXC2 said, they restore your blood levels in game.
Lord_ZYRK: Delicious and nutritious is what it was
nullvoid8: cryptobiote, they stimulate blood production/healing
Fanklok: Cryptobiote, it restores blood, Fragile constantly slams them since her magic teleporting uses up her blood
fcloud: @thefileclerk a "cryptobiote" which you can find in the world and which replenishes your blood supply efb
TehAmelie: we ride, Lord Stormageddon!
Carlioo: ah sperm and eggs, my favorite breakfast food
TXC2: !clips
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PixelArtDragon: Sick wheelie!
fcloud: we've got sperm, eggs, sperm, sperm, eggs, and sperm. that's not got much sperm in it
theleerm: thanks @TheMerricat
nullvoid8: man, bringing a bike is such a big brain manuver, pretty sure I walked with a lifter when I did this
TehAmelie: the bike says, "LORD Stormageddon. i didn't get born a noble to be called Mister"
Mangledpixel: yes
e_bloc: yup
AnimeKitty: Yep!
beowuuf: yeah, it was the name of the baby
fcloud: can we color the Lord Stormageddon bike purple too?
PixelArtDragon: Yes, "Stormaggedon, dark lord of all"
TXC2: Ironic given who that baby was
fcloud: my old nemesis, a one-foot gap. we meet again
TheMerricat: @fcloud I think you can only color your own creations.
fcloud: aww
nullvoid8: you can destroy other people bridges if they're bad for you
Alephred: Evil Destroyer, what a cool guy.
Carlioo: can you get another one?
PixelArtDragon: Are they a destroyer that is evil, or a destroyer of evil?
Mangledpixel: they could probably strip it for parts, though
fcloud: i call this one cookie monster
TheMerricat: @Carlioo you mean the bike? yep we can construct up to 4 of our own vechiles, but that one is one we've 'borrowed'. we didn't create it a player left it here for anyone to use.
Carlioo: @TheMerricat no, I meant the handgun that the mules stole (but that is cool too!)
Fanklok: Oh yeah Paul you were bust dealing with more important things but the white ghosty guys that showed up to help during that BT fight last? stream were Sam's character model but with no textures. I think they're supposed to be multiverse Sams that help you.
TheMerricat: @Carlioo yep we can make more of those too.
MAPBoardgames: Don't you have like 2000 metal for the next part of the road?
e_bloc: that robot gets me every time
FoxBoxGamers: why do they hum
ArcOfTheConclave: will the robot follow the road or walk off the side?
TheMerricat: Yep if Paul dies, when he visits the stream he'll find other ghosts of other players that he can get close to and interact with. Appearently that impacts who will show up to help you during boss fights like that.
Carlioo: I'm glad those robot orbs got new jobs after MGR:R
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e_bloc: phrasing
pedrofausto: @e_bloc tight. it's so cheerful
theleerm: robo-baby!
Thisbymaster: why send a nuke, if a dead body would be worse
TheMerricat: not stream, seam
MAPBoardgames: Driving down the road and accidentally thump it
Alephred: Deathert Bus.
ArcOfTheConclave: Sam needs his own Jingle to let people know that the porter is coming.
PsychoI3oy: oh yeah, that one has 0 materials because that corner is not on the 'grid'
NeoSilverThorn: Deathert Bus 2: Bus Stranding.
Thisbymaster: why isn't there a "Complete" button?
Lord_ZYRK: Thisbymaster dead bodies don't exactly have a strict timer
Mangledpixel: why does it play London Bridโ€” oh, I get it
PsychoI3oy: you weren't too far from south lake knot when you were at the lake, really
W_Livi: The phrase 'london bridge' has me wondering if Bridges 1 had a UK offshoot
TXC2: Mangledpixel Symbolism you see
X_modem: Instead of a Cyberpunk tie in they should have gone with a Desert Bus tie in, exclusive bus vehicle that veers to the right, nothing happens while driving it (no BT or Mule attacks)
PixelArtDragon: And we'll roll the old Purple Truck along, and we'll roll the old Purple Truck along...
nullvoid8: wow, I'd forgotten the horror that is driving to South Knot with no roads
aWabbajack: London Ontario? classykBLANK feliciaToronto
aWabbajack: oops on face
PsychoI3oy: it's worth a try to drive
MAPBoardgames: You could druve it. Where's your sense of adventure?
W_Livi: As a note, Paul: These pavers that are showing zero materials... if you can bring this region on the Network, you'll start seeing other players' contributions to those pavers
TheMerricat: I like that you can't flip these
CloudyMrK: Sir, this isn't Mass Effect and the Mako
Mushbie: "They won't go vertically unless you pop a sick wheelie. Radical. But also unsafe."
fcloud: the rest should be pretty smooth i think
TXC2: wait....what are the wheel arches on the front connected to?
TheMerricat: the tires :P
nullvoid8: @TXC2 lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Presumably the steering knuckle
fcloud: cirLewd
TheMerricat: So the roads that the 'pavers' are 'creating' are suppose to be highways from the past, right?
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ†
TXC2: wow we really don't do phrasing here anymore do we? :p
Mangledpixel: your delivery of purple is here!
MAPBoardgames: One of these times, the barrier isn't going to go down and Paul will drive right into it.
Stormthius: oh my...
PixelArtDragon: Wait, if these are electric, how come we hear the motor idling?
PsychoI3oy: mapboardgames, it definitely can happen
cardinalwiggles: say no to nukes
aWabbajack: cohhGV
W_Livi: Some electric vehicles have speakers to play fake engine noise, because people expect to hear it
fcloud: "everyone"? there's like 20k people in this city
NeoSilverThorn: @PixelArtDragon Because an electric motor doesn't turn off for several seconds, if my dad and stepmom's Prius is any indicator.
FoxBoxGamers: um
fcloud: !sir
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NimrodXIV: uh
Robot_Bones: We sent them 9 crates of Instant Ramen
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
NimrodXIV: good job lrrbot
fcloud: apropos
Carlioo: good bot
TXC2: part of me wants to add that quote, and a bigger part of me whants to un hear it :p
PixelArtDragon: Perfect
X_modem: the committee discussed "flat roads" and decided fancy floaty roads that use the power of people's "beaches" is far more practical.
Stormthius: was not expecting that one
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
PixelArtDragon: Still on point
fcloud: it will now be harder to lose consciousness? aww, man
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Ba_Dum_Tish: So Paul has the moves like Jagger
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fcloud: he has the moves like DHL
NeoSilverThorn: Does that mean Sam'll be recast with Jason Statham when he hits Transporter rank?
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aWabbajack: we cod now
Decaped: There are spots that you won't get a quest to go visit in the game.
Lord_ZYRK: Murder tools PogChamp
W_Livi: 'allowed' is perhaps a strong word...
Carlioo: owen southwick is at least kinda plausible as far as names goes
fcloud: i love you, you love me, max-i-mum le-thal-i-ty
Lord_ZYRK: By the grace of Sam, just like Nana always said.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now we are american
nullvoid8: I don't think I ever used a lethal weapon in this game
Carlioo: are BTs considered personell? I assume not
TheMerricat: gonna straight up murder those BT!
TXC2: given that people EXPLODE when then die, I feel like this weapon is a bad idea
fcloud: not good against bts, but you can straight up murder some humans
TXC2: "whatever you say, sister mom"
Carlioo: "yeah it's probably fine"
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 unless you've got a lot of people you want to take out
X_modem: Chicken on a bear
Saulens181: bossfight?
FoxBoxGamers: wait is it time
PsychoI3oy: foxboxgamers, yup
TXC2: !time
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FoxBoxGamers: oh HELL YES I'm actually here for the thing
Lord_ZYRK: It's always time
nullvoid8: bullets coated/containing blood do work
Carlioo: I guess I'm sticking around for the thing!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do we not have camera's to look outside?
aWabbajack: xxxTHX xxxJA
TheMerricat: Gamer instincts say we are about to have a boss fight....
TXC2: what BS is Higgs gonna talk about now
Lord_ZYRK: Trucky BibleThump
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
W_Livi: Whalenado?!
PixelArtDragon: They got Wales?
Mushbie: SUCC
ArcOfTheConclave: Whale Typhoon?
FoxBoxGamers: gosh who could've predicted that building tech out of Chiral matter would attract the attention of more
Carlioo: "maybe I shouldn't have gone outside!"
nullvoid8: oh right, this.
Lord_ZYRK: That seems less than ideal
MAPBoardgames: We going for a ride!
TXC2: and that was the 3rd time we died
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ghost sharknado
Mangledpixel: and a bowl of petunias
PixelArtDragon: Ominous time to mention the difficulty setting
Alephred: It's not just any whale, it's the prince of whales.
Lord_ZYRK: Suddenly Dishonored
TXC2: damn that was some good textured mud
Carlioo: oh, I see!
nullvoid8: I told a lie earlier, I never used lethal weapons in the *main* game
NeoSilverThorn: "Well this is certainly impropable. Oh, wait, there's the Heart of Gold. That explains it."
TXC2: Mads?
Lord_ZYRK: Dads WutFace
nullvoid8: I forgot about this stuff
Alephred: Oh right, Kojima.
beowuuf: looks like
ArcOfTheConclave: Sad Mad Bad Dad?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow Kojima
aWabbajack: OT!
Aenir798: Overtime!
Angnor33: Belly button tethers, Retract!
Lord_ZYRK: Come one, man, my mouth was open WutFace
FoxBoxGamers: thanks for making us look at his Mads Dickelson, Kojima
TehAmelie: did we turn into Necrovision?
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Fanklok: The Sorrow really got an upgrade
TXC2: as in Felix unger?
ArcOfTheConclave: Doesn't Sam have that same scar?
MAPBoardgames: It would've been Hunger, but I ate the H.
PixelArtDragon: Wait, didn't he already weep stuff in a different media?
DeM0nFiRe: Wait there's trees now?
beowuuf: suddenly wwII
X_modem: Is something weird going on with his eyes... Then it's a Mads Mickelson role!
TheMerricat: Oh no chat, we suddenly woke up in Battlefront!
nullvoid8: "now" is debatable
TXC2: "it's time for world war one!"
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB too noisy for bb
Clypheous: Well, this is a strange game to hop into in the middle of...
Alephred: "Hey World War One, keep it down!"
Lord_ZYRK: World War. . . One More?
PixelArtDragon: But if you kill someone now, do they explode?
Clypheous: OK, so it's world war something, we have a baby, and blood infusions...
Lord_ZYRK: Free fish seabatTROG
Fanklok: It's a good thing Sam is in peak physical condition and an expert marksman
FoxBoxGamers: restored archival data, maybe
Clypheous: And why are we carrying a fridge on our back?
FoxBoxGamers: that's also a RAD effect
PixelArtDragon: Wait, is this 1917?
MAPBoardgames: Think of how WW1 would've been different with autoupdating maps. Maybe that battalion wouldn't've gotten lost.
TXC2: ah look, a Land raider Kappa
TheMerricat: thats a tank with tentacles slicking out of it...
Mushbie: Tanktacles
josh___something: That was the best moment to pause XD
Fanklok: That tank sure did explode easily, must have been German
Ba_Dum_Tish: Plane madness
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrPAUL
FoxBoxGamers: yes, calm BB on this bridge that keeps getting hit by planes
Ba_Dum_Tish: I would also suggest not standing on the plane landing
Carlioo: "I am the man of many babies"
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patbaer: 15 months. Good job carrying all that stuff?
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TehAmelie: is he Satan?
Lord_ZYRK: Those things'll kill you, y'know?
TXC2: it's WW1 Mads, why do you have Glock?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kojima may be mad but he does manage some cool imagary
patbaer: maybe I picked a weird time to resub
FoxBoxGamers: it may be weird as shit but holy SHIT is this game gorgeous
Angnor33: I think this war is confused as to when it wants to be.
Carlioo: wait, that doesn't seem time appropriate
PixelArtDragon: Why not both?
MAPBoardgames: Can't you just pee on him to make him go away?
TehAmelie: war never changes, you know
TheMerricat: We know Mads isn't from WWI, remember chat? He's talking to a BB in a lot of scenes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fill this backpack with gun
Lord_ZYRK: Escape From. . . wherever the Hell this is
X_modem: I feel like the DM needs to step in & check Mads' character sheet.
beowuuf: fire the bullets of memory jogging
TehAmelie: crawling around in a warzone with about 150 kg of junk strapped to your back is kind of new though
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB teenSUP
Fanklok: Its onl 30kg
TXC2: "only" :p
TehAmelie: i was going by how it looked
Lord_ZYRK: Solid Snake didn't have to put up with this shit
MAPBoardgames: I'm suddenly reminded of that scene from Sucker Punch.
TehAmelie: i figured everyone was
TXC2: they're called People Paul Kappa
Angnor33: I've been thinking. Blood grenades are great and all, but what about a super soaker of blood?
beowuuf: if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything
Lord_ZYRK: Wow, Paul, way to be the aggressor here
TehAmelie: just stick a tap in your jugular
Alephred: A light misting of blood is sufficient, you don't need a hose.
TehAmelie: and let it fly
Fanklok: Everyone knows that severe injuries are no problem if you replace all the blood they remove
PsychoI3oy: the suspense~
DeM0nFiRe: Will Paul Escape Warzone before James Escapes Tarkov?
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Paul! :)
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
TXC2: !next
flufff42: Cliffhanger!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3:46 from now).
flufff42: Cheers
PsychoI3oy: because kojima
nullvoid8: Paul vs Mads cage match you say?
Fanklok: I thought Queer as Hell was in Pathfinder
MAPBoardgames: What was that line about this game? "The more you find out about it, the less sense it makes"?
TXC2: nullvoid8 more of a mud fight Kappa
TXC2: !events
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MAPBoardgames: QaH is very awesome! So excite! Very Bard!
GapFiller: heh Late Night James followed by Early Morning James
GapFiller: never not amusing
TXC2: !patreon
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PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: !twitter
beowuuf: bye!
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GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
GapFiller: see yr later lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Electrodyne: Ready for Paul to Secret Paul Message his own show
Electrodyne: P A U L C E P T I O N
PixelArtDragon: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm so vascular.
Greypelt: !next
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