TehAmelie: Plato argued the written world would cheapen culture and contribute to the degeneracy of the youth. possibly the first case of old man yelling at cloud in recorded history, and they already had the form perfected
TehAmelie: (and it's recorded history in spite of his argument!)
TehAmelie: another wrinkle in that story, a few years earlier my town won the distinction of being the first place outside of India where MacDonald's had ever closed business
Metric_Furlong: congratulations?
v_nome: Huh. Was it like a dying town or something?
TehAmelie: we had some hardcore vegans
KeytarCat: early, I'll save you a seat
DarkMorford passes out Mai Tai-geritas
TehAmelie: i live in the only growing town within about 500 km, i believe
DeM0nFiRe: Man for a second I was like "I have heard the phrase Mai Tai-gerita recently before, where have I heard it?". Here, I heard it here lol
v_nome: I'll have mine with extra Muay Thai please
TehAmelie: sort of sucking in all life in the North towards its event horizon
DarkMorford: Who wanted the extra imp poo? Impoo?
KeytarCat: Some kind of Impooster
TehAmelie: yard margs, mani-margi-pedis. there's so much unfathomably convoluted wordplay around margaritas specifically
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TehAmelie: must be a fun drink
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
v_nome: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
v_nome: oh it is starting soon. I lost track of time
falingard: tappyt1Valanicepog
TehAmelie: marinaras and margaritas down at the marina. now that would be a way to watch stream
PharaohBender27: Wouldn't think to have marinara sauce while drinking a margarita, personally
TehAmelie: the hours pass like moments, eh
TehAmelie: i was thinking marinara pizzas. but of course they should have marinara sauce on them
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
PharaohBender27: Ah, that makes more sense. Here I was imagining someone with a plate of spaghetti
TehAmelie: marimarinaranara, if you will
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Sarah_Serinde!
v_nome: With Marnie, no doubt
DarkMorford: I thought the pizza was margherita
TehAmelie: hey, Dream Daddy taught us you can just chug marinara sauce out of the tube
PharaohBender27: O_o
TehAmelie: "it's basically a soup"
ContingentCat: I guess cold it would be more a gazpacho but ok
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (18s from now).
TehAmelie: i was apparently confused by all the margs
PharaohBender27: !next
ContingentCat: soon
TehAmelie: and mai tai-geritas
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
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RomanGoro: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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SmithKurosaki: evening
CooperTheClearestBlue: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
TehAmelie: here's what we do. take a marinara pizza and a margherita pizza and slap them together like a sandwich with marinara sauce filling. and then drink margaritas until you don't fear the idea of eating this
PharaohBender27: uni1200 This has been such a wonderfully madcap campaign, thank you all! lrrHEART
RomanGoro: There's literally a pizzería in my barrio where you can order a slice of cheese/sauce pizza and a slice of onion pizza and eat them together as a sandwitch
Juliamon: Seems like a perfectly fine pizza sandwich anyway
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Fruan: I'm scared by how reasonable this all sounds.
TehAmelie: we can call it the "mmm"
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aleixa_p: Huzzah!
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RandomTrivia: Whoops, lost track of time and almost forgot. Hi friends! lrrHEART lrrHEART sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Tappy's cosplaying again
RomanGoro: Fruan it's just a cheese and onion sandwitch after all
DarkMorford puts marinara chicken in the microwave
vellebastet: Hello, all!!
TehAmelie: ooh
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
lirazel64: Wheee!
falingard: PowerUpL tappyt1Norn PowerUpR
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FacelessManAboutTown: Queer as Hell, sponsored by Little Nas X wheelerKappa
Sarah_Serinde: FacelessManAboutTown I mean they did already reference him last week :D
KeytarCat: And Godzilla, judging from these adds
KeytarCat: ads*
vellebastet: sergePrideLove
MAPBoardgames: I've been looking forward to Queer as Hell all week.
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vellebastet: excitement
zuchen_120: I’ve only sit a little bit of these, but do these resemble traditional D&D things at all? Like I shouldn’t be hyped up for some kind of normal combat thing, right?
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART
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Ritaspirithntr: I cast “Remove Adverstisement”. OH! Nat 20!
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cnutter23_: 10
cnutter23_: 5
Alas_Babylon: @zuchen_120 That's... hard to say, people run D&D very differently depending on the table
Sarah_Serinde: zuchen_120 There's been combat in this campaign. It hasn't been the main focus but it's been there
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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JadedCynic jumps in, glad to not be late, and is champing at the bit
PharaohBender27: @zuchen_120 They have had combat the last two rounds, with a banging soundtrack to go with it
TehAmelie: NORMAL KOMBAT dot dot dot dot dot
ContingentCat: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
TehAmelie: (sorry (not sorry))
TehAmelie: oh hai
PharaohBender27: Evening, everyone!
SkylerRingtail: Awww, only three episodes? D:
vellebastet: Hello~
InkyGhoast: hello!
zuchen_120: Thank you @pharaohbender27 I’ll hopefully I can stick around.
PharaohBender27: Finale katesHype
Alas_Babylon: @zuchen_120 A lot of D&D that's streamed to the audience will cut back somewhat on the combat, since roleplay tends to be what gets the most audience impact
lochnessseammonster: PridePog PrideLaugh PrideUwu
Ritaspirithntr: Woooo \o/
Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca is so stylish today
lochnessseammonster: so excited! this has been so great <3
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Paul sustains us
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2493 patrons for a total of $19,045.22 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Alas_Babylon: Especially in something like this, where the idea is to entertain with a wild story rather than try to see how fast they can beat it
falingard: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
matthaus_c: REL: AXED
MAPBoardgames: #SquidLove
Despoiler98: Spoiler it has imp poop in it
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Wrexadecimal: s q u i d l o v e
JohnLockeCole: Squid Love is Best Love
JohnLockeCole: It involves Beaks
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
MAPBoardgames: lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
corianderd: heck yeah Heather!
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde I love that you have that quote number memorized
vellebastet: Heather! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Praise lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
matthaus_c: heck yeah-ther
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
Alas_Babylon: lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: ^^^
leroygardner81: I see Cam has one of those friend avoiders behind him
Alas_Babylon: Banger alert
asthanius: This intro song still slaps
Ritaspirithntr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: @leroygardner81 I think it's more of a sun-screen right now
matthaus_c: always slapped, still slaps, will slap
Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
Sarah_Serinde: Also reminder that you can follow and like K'larysca's social media to help give her and the group bonuses: https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/ https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance
leroygardner81: @discodianTokkan I mean we cant see whos talking behind there soooo
vellebastet: It IS
falingard: BOP
GoAmpDog2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
GoAmpDog2: lrrAWESOME
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KeytarCat: I like that Pom is basically just Wheeler, but slower and focused on the wordplay
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Despoiler98: the space thats Interior
RandomTrivia: benginDab Level up WOO
Alas_Babylon: Time to get *hypnotic*
vellebastet: whipXD
Sarah_Serinde: #ConsensualHugs
PharaohBender27: #ConsensualPowerHugs
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: #consensualhugs
MAPBoardgames: Both Bards and Clowns have colleges.
vellebastet: #ConsensualPowerHugs
TehAmelie: another time we could have an all cleric party and make Macebook jokes. well, joke
DarkMorford: I note that K'larysca has not yet explained much of anything, let alone explained it all. Kappa
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie didn't Cam DM an all clerics game a while back?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I like the idea that feats are thing that characters always have been, just now the game needs to recognise it
Fruan: Floof!
Sarah_Serinde: katesAw
TehAmelie: i have no idea n_n
Alas_Babylon: One floofy boi
vellebastet: yas
leopard_wolf: burning bright
leroygardner81: Hydro homie in the back
jonnykefka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
jonnykefka: one month for every time an imp has defiled the mai-taigarita machine. This month.
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kusinohki: @ContingentCat I think it was all paladins??
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I've been playing Spiritfarer with my brother, lots of #ConsensualHugs in that :)
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like quitter talk
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: Not with that attitude Michelle!
Despoiler98: Need a bigger bag
mowdownjoe: Spiritfarer is so good.
ContingentCat: @kusinohki ah, close but not quite
Sarah_Serinde: But does he love his husband
kusinohki: @LoadingReadyRun are you playing stella or the cat?
Wrexadecimal: glamour hammers?
Despoiler98: so many hammers
Alas_Babylon: #BigGayElephantALoxodonIfYouWill
vellebastet: whipXD
Alas_Babylon: Glammers
LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki I'm the cat :)
lochnessseammonster: glammer time
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've just realised... Pom could make the hammer equivalent of the bunny museum
ContingentCat: fighting off assasins is a kind of workout
RandomTrivia: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Oh no you don't...
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Greg didn't actually participate in that though :D
Sarah_Serinde: Dammit Dan
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha Paul gabyLul
kamelion84: lol
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
JadedCynic: chef_kiss.gif
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
NotCainNorAbel: lrrPAUL seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: Pedanterax is a FANTASTIC name for a devil
Sarah_Serinde: rude
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I have a button for it now, I want to use it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm 100% stealing pedanterax as a devil name
JadedCynic: interesting term of that contract...
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun sergeJustRight
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun perfect! SeemsGood
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Binji gabyLul
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Buttons are fun!
chaostreader: Did this button replace the Do Not Push Button?
Sarah_Serinde: "Gavile"
Ritaspirithntr: @chaostreader I’m sure the “do no push” button is still in the streaming office lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
RomanGoro: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Sarah_Serinde: A+ cackle from Kathleen :D
vellebastet: lrrDARK
MostCallMe__Tim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 41 month streak!
MostCallMe__Tim: yo
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Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine lrrFINE
ContingentCat: gross
Sarah_Serinde: Greg honey no
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we haven't had napkins for... y'know what we'll deal with it later
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
thraximore: Chekhov's Possum! :D
chaostreader: Can we bring this contract before Asmodeus for judgement? Or appeal?
Sarah_Serinde: Gailve no gabyLul
Despoiler98: WELP game over
leroygardner81: Just saw the pronouns for the first time and I fucking love it!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Despoiler98: HAHAHAHA
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: Annie did you really want to run a casino? Really?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @leroygardner81 yeah, I'm glad they put them there
MAPBoardgames: Chef's kiss chef Kiss.
SnowBuddy18: benginFacepalm benginLol
JadedCynic: Wait....the casino was to be a gift to the bride-to-be....so thus, Greg would have an outstanding obligation and thus legally not permitted to sign away the casino? (if not clear-cut, it could at least be given plausible enough to contest Dan's claim...)
Sarah_Serinde: Oh chat, speaking of pronouns, there's a browser extension you can use to input yours and view pronouns of others who use it: https://pronouns.alejo.io/ (links in the upper left)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Flora gave Pom a whole brain!?
asthanius: That's a good fruit
DarkMorford: That's convenient
Alas_Babylon: Dang, usually I just hit for 2 more with Artemis's boon with one of those...
MAPBoardgames: Don't take that fruit for-Grenate
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames lrrWOW
Uzumaki15: Is that like a Hades reference? That feels like a Hades reference
cnutter23_: lrrHEART bleedPurple lrrHEART <3 lrrHEART bleedPurple lrrHEART
KeytarCat: General Greek, but yeah
Alas_Babylon: @Uzumaki15 Mine, yeah, but pomegranates in general have precedence in Greek myth
PharaohBender27: @Uzumaki15 It is - pomegranate seeds are what Persephone dropped, thus why she spends half the year in the Underworld and the other half above
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL handy person to have in a fight
JadedCynic: well, the fun part is - 'legality' of things like contract law is VERY debatable and malleable - I foresee our persuasive bards arguing Greg & Annie's case re this 'contract' in an Infernal court...
leroygardner81: lrrFINE
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrFINE_HF
SnowBuddy18: @JadedCynic Infernal Suits?
A_Dub888: !findquote evil
LRRbot: Quote #6502: "'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything." —Heather [2019-10-20]
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
ContingentCat: always nice when the villian is self aware
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: :O
lirazel64: Ummm... evil? in Hell?
MAPBoardgames: Dan uses this kind of spear because the Pen is mightier than a Sword.
falingard: bungozord
SnowBuddy18: poor bongoeers
mowdownjoe: We are Legion! Hear our groove!
reaper1984rt: Cheer100 Cameron
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh dang, that art is amazing
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 look, it was Mediterranean Greece - 3 months (even those it seems like she did the whole fruit up here ;) )
Scopesightzx: K'arysca was right! We should have burned the bongos!
KeytarCat: Could call it the Bongorganism
SpacePotato01: Bongolem
Alas_Babylon: Spawngo
SkylerRingtail: I mean, they *were* a union
MAPBoardgames: @SpacePotato01 got it!
JadedCynic: @SnowBuddy18 indeed
SnowBuddy18: bongeltinous cube
leroygardner81: @KeytarCat HAHAHA
JohnLockeCole: JadedCynic correct, indeed in many legal systems, Misrepresenting what's being signed for can cause the contract to be invalid
josh___something: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:17.
KeytarCat: @SpacePotato01 that's strictly better than mine, thank you
SpacePotato01: ^^
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, bongo soundtrack! :D
ContingentCat: the music is such a good touch
JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole yeah.....surely the principal's signature on the contract would need to be witnessed...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I often consult with my brian
Scopesightzx: SHOOT THE PAPER
JadedCynic: oh. a more literal 'defeat the contract' method....
KeytarCat: It's comforting to see a performer I like fidget on camera
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Martha, we noticed
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, shooting out the papers is a neat sub-goal in a fight. This is really well designed
KeytarCat: A goodbye lasagana
Wrexadecimal: Okay that's 100% Around the World muffled in the background LUL
Despoiler98: yeah we figured that out Martha
vellebastet: wheelerMuldp lrrHEART
Wrexadecimal: or sounds close to it. lol.
ContingentCat: Thanks for the heads up Martha
JohnLockeCole: Furthermore, a contract of ownership being signed over to a party *might* not anull an already existing contract that the ownership will transfered to a different party on some event, so having the daughter's wedding now might just ... *work*
JadedCynic: @Wrexadecimal we've had this fight music before
Wrexadecimal: @JadedCynic yeah, recognize it now that it's not muffled. lol.
KeytarCat: 17 is prime, which I like
kusinohki: 22 busted so 17 would win blackjack here...
A_Dub888: How long til she throws the kitchen sink?
JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole yeah, I was thinking that....but surely wouldn't it be more FUN to 'defeat an unfair contract' by LITERALLY ATTACKING said contract rather than make persuasive arguments in a court? (I like this Infernal legal system - seems to have some loopholes, but...)
themlin: shoe bomber
chaostreader: @jadedcynic I mean. Given that these are Infernal contracts they might fight back.
kusinohki: @JadedCynic "trial by combat" but against the contract itself??
Sarah_Serinde: I love this boss fight design gabyLul
JadedCynic: @chaostreader touche!
RandomTrivia: "debuff the bongo orchestra" is not a sentence I ever expected to hear in my life, but I'm so glad I did LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
JadedCynic: Yeah, this is VERY nice; color me impressed and kinda awestruck by this development <3
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL breaking pages of a contract to weaken the enemy sounds like a boss fight from Psychonauts :)
RandomTrivia: LUL Nice try Tappy
JadedCynic: Nice try, gurl
corianderd: very good
SnowBuddy18: good effort, good effort
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
DarkMorford: *zelda_item_get.v4a"
DarkMorford: Wow, I can't type, apparently
JadedCynic: oh right! we can buff her by giving K'larysca's twitter account likes! :)
JadedCynic: (and instagram)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Doggo!
RandomTrivia: (nice)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
Mr_Whyt: nice
JadedCynic: Now I'm visualizing this combat as being acted out in SMT and it's glorious
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Sarah_Serinde: Good work K'larysca gabyLul
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This would feel quite at home with the P5 bosses
MAPBoardgames: I've been trying to include music in my games but I've been having trouble getting non-annoying combat music.
JadedCynic: her followers are helping! :)
Hexi_Lexi: hey nerds! reminder that i love you all aggressively!!!
JadedCynic: Hexi! <3 lrrAWESOME
RandomTrivia: Hey there Hexi_Lexi!
SnowBuddy18: @Hexi_Lexi hello to you too
MAPBoardgames: A #ConsentualPowerHug to you too, Hexi Lexi!
vellebastet: ooof
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
vellebastet: @hexi_lexi Hello!
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: MICHELLE WHY
falingard: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We got there!
GoAmpDog2: yes
NoTomToLose: Psychic damage to chat
RandomTrivia: That was almost as bad as the Doc. Martins
MAPBoardgames: Michelle has been waiting ALL GAME to do that.
GoAmpDog2: lol
ContingentCat: katesLol braven10HEX
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FYI: Lair actions are a new D&D 5e thing. They are extra actions that big bad guys can get to make them scarier
tehfewl: the patented finger spoon
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
thraximore: euuuuugh
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames given the prep time leading up to even the announcement...probably longer - I hope Michelle enjoyed it! LUL
RandomTrivia: ew, warm yogurt
falingard: pocket yogurt? tappyt1Bacon
Hexi_Lexi: i wish i could punch my way out of more problems than i currently can, ngl
ContingentCat: gogurt was a mistake
RandomTrivia: WOO! Always great when the big boss fails the save
chaostreader: That’s not in the Agatha Fisty spirit. There is no problem you can’t punch your way out of.
kusinohki: I tried punching my problems. my problems kick and bite though...
RomanGoro: Are your problems racoons, kusinohki ?
MAPBoardgames: Anti-bless.
SpacePotato01: slebb?
Hexi_Lexi: but im not agatha fisty
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
ContingentCat: Hi Baxter
JadedCynic: <3 Kiss :D
leroygardner81: @chaostreader did you not see the robot she ran from?
MyrddintheWizard: So good!
vellebastet: whipXD
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Even if you can't punch your way out of a problem, you can always punch your way *deeper* into the problem!
Alas_Babylon: *mrow*
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun That's... true? sykLaugh sykLaugh
ShatteredShamrock: deep
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun i mean, youre not wrong, paul
hiryuu1115: If Punch a Chunk has taught me anything, it's that you can always dig a deeper hole
JadedCynic: I smell plotting - Pom should be working toward something interesting...
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ContingentCat: more of a bongo ensamble
Hexi_Lexi: @hiryuu1115 or fall into it if youre james turner
margieargie: And there's also always "punch your way into a completely different problem"
Sarah_Serinde: Brian pls
leroygardner81: @Hexi_Lexi James Turner the famus youtuber?
JadedCynic: "You don't HAVE to shake me! I'm not an 8ball!" :D
RandomTrivia: What secrets do you hold, Magic 8-Ruby?
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wooo! Nat 20!
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia oh wait, does the ruby have 8 faces? that'd fit this so deliciously :D
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vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
vellebastet: omg
RandomTrivia: Is that what they mean when people talk about a big contract? lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: Pfft
ContingentCat: making things awkward for Dan sounds good
MAPBoardgames: Nat 20 is good, but a messy crit is better!
JadedCynic: sounds like win-win for us - "don't threaten me with a good time" :D
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
niccus: now you can finally read the fine print
vellebastet: Love that
JadedCynic: we've gone from 'legal size' to 'broadsheet' :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This series has been great, but this combat has been run *amazingly*
kusinohki: make red tape work for you!
MAPBoardgames: Dan says "what the sheet is this?"
ShatteredShamrock: Much like tying large paper to a fan, he's about to get in a whirlwind of pain
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: katesScared
MAPBoardgames: DarkMode
kusinohki: one way to read the fine print - enlarge the contract! (gah my brain is slow to come up with that now)
vellebastet: sykLaugh
JadedCynic: \o/ yay!
RandomTrivia: LUL
vellebastet: "doomer"
JadedCynic: OH! Tappy - PERFECT; dismiss the evil devil accountant as "doomer" :D
kusinohki: dump stat means it's my best right?
JadedCynic: "Ok, Doomer!" LUL
RandomTrivia: Yeah, as in "dump" all your points into it Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Vrada go ZOOOOM
Alas_Babylon: oh BOY
DiscordianTokkan: Punching FASTER and MORE will definitely help with Dan's face needing punching
MAPBoardgames: She's got the zoomies.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right Martha :D
JadedCynic: the lasagna?
JadedCynic: CALLED IT!
DiscordianTokkan: NOOOo, the Lasagna!
kusinohki: punching more and faster?? .... I miss Dande
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
JadedCynic: if it's fresh out of the oven, that could burn Dan
chaostreader: Martha should throw an imp!
JadedCynic: MISS??? Let me roll again - PLEASE! :D
JadedCynic: "Aim for my mouth, next time Martha" ;)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I imagine that Gailve and Dande are actually fairly close in overall size, but Galive has short hair over a fairly tubby body and Dande is solid muscle with 0% body fat but covered in very long fluffy hair :)
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun different priorities, yeah
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL ngl, thats how i saw it, too
Sarah_Serinde: fude
JadedCynic: rude!
Sarah_Serinde: *rude
PharaohBender27: OW
RandomTrivia: *BONGK*
MAPBoardgames: Still better than their playing
JadedCynic: X - Doubt
ShatteredShamrock: Bonko
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames they ARE doing less damage this way....
Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
JadedCynic: oh! silence the band
vellebastet: huh Good move
JadedCynic: yeah, you'd have to fully encompass the band to affect it...
matthaus_c: strike down the band
LoadingReadyRun: stealth bongos
ShatteredShamrock: If you can't hear a spell, can it still hurt you?
Alas_Babylon: And silence messes up thunder damage
MAPBoardgames: Power play!
JadedCynic: Yeah, silence is more powerful than you think - no save
Alas_Babylon: @ShatteredShamrock A creature within the area of silence can't cast spells with verbal components, which is quite a few of them
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
matthaus_c: Cameron is at like 69head
ShatteredShamrock: Oh no I meant from having your ear drums blown out @Alas_Babylon
ContingentCat: @matthaus_c nice
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Xilix gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
falingard: give him pocket yogurt!
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
corianderd: omg
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Alas_Babylon: @ShatteredShamrock "For the duration, no sound can be created within or pass through [the sphere]. An creature or object entirely inside the sphere is immune to thunder damage,"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That's like a combination of Cure and Vicious Mockery
ContingentCat: it can go with the rest of the baggage
Alas_Babylon: tl;dr yes
ShatteredShamrock: nvm that wasn't the joke lol
Sarah_Serinde: Oof
DiscordianTokkan: OOF
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
leroygardner81: I can hear them... they are coming... bongos in the deep... they are coming
RandomTrivia: Awww
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: offa doofa
Hexi_Lexi: oh no!!!
matthaus_c: m o o d
InkyGhoast: oh no we've all got feels
vellebastet: Xilix! my heart!
corianderd: lol
MAPBoardgames: Put some ice on the burn you gave Xilix?
Alas_Babylon: ohi Cori
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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ContingentCat: Not to Xilix, to Cameron
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DiscordianTokkan: The Otamatone says: Aaaaaaa
Hexi_Lexi: god, that otamatone noise is such a mood
Sarah_Serinde: Nice :D
matthaus_c: benginDab
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
JadedCynic: nice teamwork - using other players' setups <3
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
ContingentCat: thicc noodles
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Master_Gunner: mmmm, bucatini
JadedCynic: oh MY
corianderd: love those noodles
DarkMorford: I think I've seen this hentai
KaleidoscopeMind: i love these food spells
vellebastet: nice
Master_Gunner: well now I want some cacio e pepe
RandomTrivia: Was that Hold Person? That was Hold Person LUL
matthaus_c: RIP in Pierogi
MAPBoardgames: Not hold person, but hold pasta!
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Sarah_Serinde: :D
JadedCynic: it's al dente
hiryuu1115: the carb coma is so real
DiscordianTokkan: "So GLUTENOUS"
RandomTrivia: Punch time!
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
corianderd: powerful energy
SnowBuddy18: come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
A_Dub888: Try Gailve's Bucatini: Fresh as Hell
Hexi_Lexi: ra ra ree! kick him in the knee! ra ra rutt! kick him in the other knee!
ContingentCat: katesParty
MAPBoardgames: Neo_getting_punched.gif
JadedCynic: to shreds, you say
RandomTrivia: The old 1-2
Dog_of_Myth: Punch is super effective
Sarah_Serinde: Beat him up, Vrada!
ContingentCat: katesParty katesParty
DiscordianTokkan: Two Puuuuuuucnh!
vellebastet: @jadedcynic sykLaugh
hiryuu1115: oh god, did we accidentally 2 round the end boss?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL but what if Two Punch?
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun 2 punch 2 furious
matthaus_c: Vrada is just kneading the dough with those punches
JadedCynic: speed-bag!
iris_of_ether: Tortoliini?
v_nome: Ravioli?
MAPBoardgames: @hiryuu1115 I've lost count of the number of my end bossess my parties have one-rounded.
JadedCynic: not quite @hiryuu1115 but we've got them 'on the ropes' :)
Rhynerd: A Danacotti, I assume.
JadedCynic: ^^^^
RandomTrivia: BOP
matthaus_c: BOP
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RomanGoro: Has Pom hit with that hammer so far?
Alas_Babylon: He has
KeytarCat: Inspired by the ass
KeytarCat: kicking
RandomTrivia: Yeah! Auto-crits continue!
RandomTrivia: BEEEG hammer
ContingentCat: those were some inspiring punches
JadedCynic: oh WOW
MAPBoardgames: Unfortunately, I've got to go. See you in the VoD everybody!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
KeytarCat: I love Valor Inspiration
JadedCynic: oooooo
RandomTrivia: Fun times chat: Rules as written, Combat Inspiration is doubled by a Crit
Alas_Babylon: The Banhammer
A_Dub888: !card loxodon warhammer
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
corianderd: Glamouropulence
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
KeytarCat: tyty
Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon no, the BenHammer
Alas_Babylon: tru
corianderd: like Glamdring
Sarah_Serinde: Ow
ContingentCat: ouch
vellebastet: ooof
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: BEN YES
Hexi_Lexi: BOO
JadedCynic: SeemsGood Pom!
Sarah_Serinde: Yes Pom good job
vellebastet: BEEEN
Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Pasta La Vista is chef's kiss
Lysander_Gustav: yay
RandomTrivia: It took several bards and a bunch of combo pieces but we did it! We made the best pun!
matthaus_c: do the pasta worm
Sarah_Serinde: I want pasta now >_>
Lysander_Gustav: vermicelli?
ContingentCat: he's trying to eat his way out an is now in a pasta food coma
matthaus_c: with or without pedant meat wrapped in it @Sarah_Serinde
Sarah_Serinde: matthaus_c Definitely without thanks
JadedCynic: hmmm, he's not silenced, so he can cast VERBAL spells, but bound, he can't cast spells with SOMATIC components...
Dog_of_Myth: As one does
A_Dub888: !card lightning bolt
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
KaleidoscopeMind: wormicelli?
Alas_Babylon: this is fine
RandomTrivia: Ooh, Lightning Bolt as a spell attack is interesting. Cool.
JadedCynic: everyone stand back, Dan's gonna be cripsy and full of static charge after this
DiscordianTokkan: Zot!
RandomTrivia: DZZZZT
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
iris_of_ether: ⚡⚡⚡
ContingentCat: Annie does not want to deal with the job market in Hell
JadedCynic: yep, everyone pays attention to Fireball, but Lightning Bolt is just as powerful, and more focused.
JadedCynic: oh HELL!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Get 'im Martha
hiryuu1115: let's go
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
RandomTrivia: Nice shot Martha
matthaus_c: where does the peg land
josh___something: yah YEET
Lysander_Gustav: woot improvised weapons!
HundreydAundre: Suddenly hurt, guess we feel sorry.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
Rhynerd: Dungeons and Dragons, where you can watch a devil covered in pasta get hit by a pachinko machine.
Lysander_Gustav: awww
Dog_of_Myth: @Rhynerd That's a good tag line
JadedCynic: the aggregate features on the orchestra clearly express regret and apology
JadedCynic: LUL
vellebastet: whipXD
josh___something: HOLYMOLY
Rhynerd: @dog_of_myth thank you!
josh___something: LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
vellebastet: Tappy lrrHEART
JadedCynic: "I'm an Influencer; I take EVERYTHING personally!" <3
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: Get em Greg
thraximore: uh oh enrage timer D:
JadedCynic: Dan *would* have had an electric arc bouncing between his horns, if Pom hadn't broke one off...
DiscordianTokkan: Angela?
RandomTrivia: YASS GREG!
Sarah_Serinde: That's it Greg, be assertive!
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Hexi_Lexi: GO GREG GO
Master_Gunner: there's the presentation we like to see
JadedCynic: The Lord Of Righteous Wrath IS BACK, Baybeeee!
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a relic of Heaven
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
floki4242: I'm in danger
LoadingReadyRun: How Greg got this groove back
eshplode: It is a great sword, isn’t it?
RobotInProgress: M'sword
Alas_Babylon: The Sword of Sword
memnus: We seem to have an ex-accountant
KaleidoscopeMind: The Sword: Works Good
GirlPainting: It is a FG-2000 DUH
LoadingReadyRun: (by making a deep groove in Dan)
JadedCynic: the *official* name in Celestial is about five pages long, and details it's lengthy history of use
vellebastet: oh my
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
DarkMorford: Woooow
Hexi_Lexi: AWWWWWW
RandomTrivia: D'awww
RandomTrivia: Fortunately, having a heartfelt revelation is a free action :D
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Well the villain IS a little tied up at the moment
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde benginFingers Eyyyy
Sarah_Serinde: :D
LoadingReadyRun: !card Cathartic Reunion
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
RandomTrivia: Dan is Pasta point of being able to win now
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
josh___something: of course it is XD
JadedCynic: "Position To Fill: Accountant for Princess Casino. Large responsibilities to uphold, but come with equally large expectations. Loyalty preferred."
Hexi_Lexi: its name is UHH... SWORD
Alas_Babylon: Ah, the Serge cameo
chaostreader: The sword of sword and sword
JadedCynic: "I just call it 'the sword'"
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Pom
SkylerRingtail: The First Sword. The Proto Sword. The Platonic Ideal of Sword
Rhynerd: Novelty Check sized?
Master_Gunner: better question: do you *want* to?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
corianderd: wut
RandomTrivia: The rolls tonight are on fire
Hexi_Lexi: go Xilix!!!
iris_of_ether: unarmeHeart benginDab unarmeHeart
JadedCynic: I mean, the *official* name is "Browning Machine Gun, Cal. .50, M2, HB, Flexible" but we just call it "Ma Deuce"
SpacePotato01: free parking for everyone for the rest of eternity!
vellebastet: unarmeHeart benginDab unarmeHeart
KaleidoscopeMind: hrdndNat20
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
vellebastet: sykLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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RandomTrivia: CoolStoryBob
vellebastet: sykAds sykAds sykAds
corianderd: :|
ContingentCat: time for icecream
JqlGirl: 5% grey
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sarah_Serinde! (Today's storm count: 32)
corianderd: I've painted many walls with off-whites
Hexi_Lexi: @ContingentCat thanks for the reminder!!!
DarkMorford: lrrDILLY
Hexi_Lexi: @JqlGirl reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and inspirational and loved more than words can say
Hexi_Lexi: but yeah, i recently got myself some Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy
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hold_no_carter: 💖💜💙
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Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance katesDance katesDance
ContingentCat: @Hexi_Lexi glad to help, I've got Kawartha dairies Moose tracks
lirazel64: LuvGift LuvGift LuvGift
vellebastet: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: What a good boss fight gabyLul
RandomTrivia: And Martha! Don't forget Martha and the Pachinko machines!
JadedCynic: "Epic" is an overused and somewhat devalued word, but it's apt for this <3
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Bardic Rage should be a thing
zuchen_120: I’m glad I’m here for this.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: LUL
KeytarCat: LUL
josh___something: michelle XD
leroygardner81: @JadedCynic i see your man of alex staceys dark souls, I remember him making a point out of it and the artwork in game
Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun i believe Pathfinder did a thing called "Inspire Rage" for one of their classes
ContingentCat: OUCH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: Harsh
benjamin_wheeler: technically, yes
vellebastet: whipXD
e_bloc: stop TTC you we have families here
A_Dub888: Oh Dan's gon' done it now
RandomTrivia: That came from somewhere deep inside, I think LUL
JadedCynic: "Okay, Doomer" :D
LoadingReadyRun: Salvaging dignity is a free action
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: (Hey did you know everyone here is on Twitter? ;) https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379222974943784961 )
JadedCynic: ow. Could I get some burn cream here?
leroygardner81: That cup of water is bigger than my future
KeytarCat: I was gonna say Half of Movement, but I'll take free!
leroygardner81: Hydro homies for life
RandomTrivia: Love the Sneak Attack + Flourish Crit
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf math
JadedCynic: Cat's are 6-dimensional beings...
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Hexi_Lexi: CatMathDo
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
kusinohki: It's like 7 human dice!
vellebastet: HOLY
eshplode: From the first attack
leroygardner81: OOF
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
ContingentCat: dang
Hexi_Lexi: EXCUSE THE HELL
JadedCynic: I feel like Dan is going to get an Ultimate Answer out of this...
e_bloc: yikes on bikes
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The team is using the direct method of contract negotiation. If you are dead, contact is void
leroygardner81: Prrr POW
vellebastet: #CatSupremacy
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
josh___something: XD
DiscordianTokkan: Sneak attack May be a hell of a drug
Alas_Babylon: 2d6+4d6+4d6+DEX
KeytarCat: Full of pasta and regret!
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
RandomTrivia: If you ever want something to rival a Paladin Smite Crit, SwordsBard with a smidge of Rogue is VERY strong
ContingentCat: swords are netoriously unhealthy to have in you
LoadingReadyRun: sneak attack when you auto crit is nasty
Alas_Babylon: Sneak Attack and the Whispers psychic pseudo-SA, all of its dice doubled, so it's... yeah
zuchen_120: But wait, there’s more.
Alas_Babylon: a world of pain
Sarah_Serinde: Well at least it's satisfying? :P
RandomTrivia: Bard combos (especially with some multiclassing) can be DEVASTATING
DiscordianTokkan: "Turns out Dan is the creator of Comic Sans!" "GET'IM"
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
hiryuu1115: yeah, please don't eat random tubes of gogurt
JadedCynic: Yeahhhhh @RandomTrivia we've got both in my current game, I'm the paladin and we have a tabaxi rogue...that splashed some bard
LoadingReadyRun: #nosponsoredbygogurt
Alas_Babylon: hold person is a *nasty* spell to give a College of Whispers
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a quote....
leroygardner81: @LoadingReadyRun But would like to be *wink* email us
RandomTrivia: Hold Person on Rogue, Dissonant Whispers on Fighter, so many wild and wonderful shenanigans
NotCainNorAbel: if my cat brings me gogurt....um even if it heals me I'm probably not going to eat it
SerGarretCameron: you might be able to mitigate some psychic damage, but not in the long term. it's more like temp HP.
LoadingReadyRun: I *do* like yogurt
ContingentCat: "don't spackle your holes with gogurt" is solid advice
iris_of_ether: Yog-hurt, indeed
lirazel64: Goat yogurt is amazing, but not for spackle.
e_bloc: Corgo1000 here's to the commitment to the body paint, K'Larysca
ContingentCat: yogurt can be great, gogurt on the other hand is not great as far as I remember
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: FUCKING WALK THEN!
KeytarCat: Sounds like a euphemism
KeytarCat: Punch the Bongo Orchestra
JadedCynic: lrrBEEJ
Ritaspirithntr: Perfect Sarah! Absolutely Perfect!
NotCainNorAbel: thank you @KeytarCat I jsut said that to my SO
KeytarCat: ^^
LoadingReadyRun: is "Punch the Bongo Monster" a good candidate for lrrbot advice?
Dog_of_Myth: @Sarah_Serinde I almost choked on cookies when that advice poped up
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun yes. Yes it is.
DiscordianTokkan: Very Yes
NotCainNorAbel: very good advice
leroygardner81: Yes
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun yess
JadedCynic: I concur, your excellency :D
mattyloz: !advice
vellebastet: ysbrydMod sykLaugh
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that sounds quotable to me
JadedCynic: maybe convey something, non-verbally
RandomTrivia: Oh boy
Sarah_Serinde: Now we have *two* new entries in !advice ;)
DiscordianTokkan: Pom's gonna pocket ALL the ball bearings
ContingentCat: while we're adding advice, "spackle your holes with go-gurt" is a prime candidate for bad advice
leroygardner81: @DiscordianTokkan free shrapnel, just gotta remove the unwanted flesh
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: HAH
JadedCynic: NICE one Wheeler! :)
Alas_Babylon: DansGame
DiscordianTokkan: Donut Claus is the best holiday figure
ContingentCat: yes, both
Master_Gunner: the bear claws clause
Alas_Babylon: "Strike the page with the donut clause" is also pretty quotable
RandomTrivia: Does that make it a sub-Claws?
ContingentCat: no donut holes only timbits
JadedCynic: any bardic inspiration left?
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat thusly an inferior product (speaking as a Canadian)
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Alas_Babylon: not with a warhammer
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: Oh dear....
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
Alas_Babylon: oh boy
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: this is gonna get messy
Alas_Babylon: My man's a Dual Wielder
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.
LRRbot: New quote #7558: "I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream." —Wheeler [2021-04-05]
LoadingReadyRun: *looks at the camera as a free action*
DiscordianTokkan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dot Pom
zuchen_120: While Boston Cream hits THE spot, it’s not the RIGHT spot.
RandomTrivia: Sarah YES
Alas_Babylon: !findquote donut
LRRbot: Quote #2510: "Our demands are fudgy donut!" —Cori [2016-05-13]
RomanGoro: I'm picturing Pom shrugging with both hands and the trunk, maybe also some ear
Houstofcards: eh b c's: a comprehensive study of shrugs
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Does that want to be "Wheeler, as Pom"?
niccus: limiting breadsticks
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia I mean, Pom presumably wasn't saying that out loud
JadedCynic: with a title like that @Houstofcards I'd read that paper...
RandomTrivia: Wait, ignore me. Ben said it.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
RandomTrivia: Once more from the top, Martha!
txzen_: Where did Kathleen come from
hiryuu1115: ooh, is greg gonna helm breaker a fool?
RandomTrivia: LUL
HundreydAundre: Oh, don't be such a bae-bee! horns grow back!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: txzen_ Kathleen is playing several of the NPCs
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Sarah_Serinde: She's also the producer for this campaign
hiryuu1115: he's not wrong
HundreydAundre: Me, whisperly second opiniated: ...no they don't!
txzen_: Sarah_Serinde ooh that's fun thanks for the heads up
vellebastet: whipXD No! Not the beans!
JadedCynic: on one hand, the cat is dextrous enough to dodge, but the cat is too prideful to dodge
Houstofcards: my beeeans!
RandomTrivia: Martha is great
txzen_: the rythmus is going to get you
JadedCynic: I love that - "I have plenty of mouths and yet I cannot scream"
LoadingReadyRun: Cat is torn between dodging the bed and wanting to curl up on bed
leroygardner81: The cat isnt in the way, it IS the way.
coelopteryx: gotta be california king size bed, all the casino hotel's beds are california king size
JadedCynic: ^^^ yeah
Alas_Babylon: 11 succeeds
mattyloz: (it's 10 or half, whichever is higher, but I know they can't see chat)
RandomTrivia: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
PharaohBender27: O_o
leroygardner81: @RandomTrivia Tahnkyou for that
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia well said :)
Alas_Babylon: Yep
RandomTrivia: That is the most useful quote in the database, and the only one for which I have the number memorized
Alas_Babylon: It's definitely handy lol
JadedCynic: time for some 'Employee-Employer Negotiations' right now...
LoadingReadyRun: its hell, every second is a hot second
JadedCynic: LUL
leroygardner81: ngl started saying hot minute cause of wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Severance Package!
Sarah_Serinde: Aww but "terminated" was right there :P
lirazel64: I suspect that He'll is going to turn out to be a state of mind.
RandomTrivia: Heh, I get it
JadedCynic: "consider this your severance pay"? perhaps?
lirazel64: Hell, even.
leroygardner81: Doggo?
Alas_Babylon: Death becomes this friend
kalira77: 12d10, ouch
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
LoadingReadyRun: activating the *headless* clause
Sarah_Serinde: Attaboy Greg
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
FerociousPeach: it's very satisfying that Greg struck the killing blow
JadedCynic: ♫Fire in(front of) the casino! Fire in the Olive Garden!♫ LUL
Hexi_Lexi: YOU DID IT GREG
Sarah_Serinde: I love that image of Xilix gabyLul
vellebastet: Whoohoo!!
JadedCynic: #ConsensualHugs
Sarah_Serinde: #ConsensualPowerHugs
ContingentCat: awwww consetual hugs
vellebastet: #ConsensualPowerHugs
DiscordianTokkan: Awwww
Hexi_Lexi: awwww
vellebastet: Awwww
ContingentCat: wow good hug
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, he had a Lay on Hands pool. I guess he *was* once an angel
PharaohBender27: Dang, that really is a powerful hug
Alas_Babylon: Consensually Lay on Hands
JadedCynic: bones reset themselves, blood unstains your clothes and pours back into the wounds, which close up on their own...
Sarah_Serinde: Vrada no :D
leroygardner81: @Alas_Babylon spell requirement being consent?
RandomTrivia: Oh Vrada...
Hexi_Lexi: VRADA YES
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia fallen angel, remember
Sarah_Serinde: Cat hug!
Hexi_Lexi: oh, K'larysca
vellebastet: Merrrow
JadedCynic: He was SLOUCHING FOR TWO FEET OF HEIGHT??? O_o
RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
JadedCynic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <3
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
JadedCynic: don't fight it, doug
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: I love Gailve
JadedCynic: just let it happen
leroygardner81: lrrSPOOP
Houstofcards: i had to take my headphones off, purring too powerful
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
vellebastet: wheelerMuldp
ContingentCat: trying to make some biscuts in Greg
JadedCynic: moosea2Mer2 moosea2Heart moosea2Mer2 moosea2Dab moosea2Dab
Sarah_Serinde: Like herding cats
KeytarCat: heh
PharaohBender27: katesAw
JadedCynic: Sounds like Annie's cut out for running an infernal casino
Ritaspirithntr: Awww
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Hexi_Lexi: yes, xilix. yes
ElementalAlchemist: It's Hell, so isn't making it better just making it worse?
RandomTrivia: You certainly made Hell
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
JadedCynic: well, devils typically don't *die*, but it might be a while before Pedanterax is going to have another corporeal body...
SnowBuddy18: hell is other people
Alas_Babylon: He did die in his home plane...
coelopteryx: hell-icopter heh heh hehhh
Alas_Babylon: He's kinda hecked up
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Greg
black_star3000: Queer as hell is a great theme for anything
black_star3000: im glad I found this today
Houstofcards: something ominous down the hallway
LadyAtarka: Oh the Westgate
leroygardner81: hello Lday!
leroygardner81: Lady*
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Amazing
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
Hexi_Lexi: hey @LadyAtarka guess what?! youre wonderful and amazing and beautiful and loved
ContingentCat: 100% less poop in all food and drinks
Sarah_Serinde: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
leroygardner81: @Hexi_Lexi that knocks my hello way out of the water
LadyAtarka: @hexi_lexi You are such a sweet human!
vellebastet: Alrighty
Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka NO U MORE!!!!!
LadyAtarka: @leroygardner81 ladyat3Love
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
leroygardner81: <3 <3
iris_of_ether: LRR streams are such a great soundtrack for crafting :D https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1379220031083405316
PharaohBender27: Oooh! We get a Q&A episode for this campaign!
leopard_wolf: ooh, learning things
Hexi_Lexi: @iris_of_ether LRR streams are such a great way to meet wonderful crafters like you!
iris_of_ether: @Hexi_Lexi lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JqlGirl: Wedding time!
Hexi_Lexi: MAWWAGE
Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca is ready to party
leroygardner81: Nathaniel be looking phresh as heck, jealous my friend
LadyAtarka: Anyone else sad that this is almost over? I’m sad.
Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka big same
Houstofcards: lets get buried errr i mean married!
ContingentCat: so sad, excited to hear what's next though
eshplode: Good things vods will never mean it's over!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
iris_of_ether: That is such a cute picture
PharaohBender27: Oh dang he cleaned up nice
Sarah_Serinde: Greg cleans up well :D
JadedCynic: Oh Featherweight! Magnigicent work!
Hexi_Lexi: OH MY
LadyAtarka: Awwww
ContingentCat: aww
Alas_Babylon: holy MOLY
corianderd: little crown in the flame
Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon hey, "UNholy MOLY" even :D
Hexi_Lexi: greg plz
vellebastet: @corianderd Oh, you're right
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Greg
Alas_Babylon: hehe
Despoiler98: put the sword down greg
JadedCynic: it's a two-hander for a 14' tall arch-devil
A_Dub888: !card cantankerous
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: It probably is about the size and weight of a load-bearing support column
PharaohBender27: !findquote cantankerous
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #475: "The sword is sufficiently metal." —BusTed [2015-07-18]
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
vellebastet: !findquote walk
RandomTrivia: Yeah! Greg!
Sarah_Serinde: That's the spirit, Greg
Hexi_Lexi: i met a 4 once!
JadedCynic: I'm sorry chat, but I can't help but hear Big Smoke saying "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" ;)
LoadingReadyRun: What's a Meta For?
RandomTrivia: "It's for identifying popular strategies, but that's not important right now" lrrBEEJ
Alas_Babylon: A metal fork?
vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun whipMETA
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia oh WOW
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab moosea2Dab moosea2Dab moosea2Dab pubDerp
JadedCynic: pubGib pubSip pubDerp pubDerp pubDerp pubDerp
ShatteredShamrock: CAT lrrWOW
Hexi_Lexi: CATTE
ShatteredShamrock: shinyc4BLEP shinyc4BLEP
ContingentCat: "help"
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul good job Greg
Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
JadedCynic: oh! RIGHT......
RandomTrivia: OH YES
ContingentCat: good job Greg lrrHEART
JadedCynic: oh! lrrWOW
vellebastet: whipAww
RandomTrivia: Greg, you've come so far and we're all so proud of you
Hexi_Lexi: im proud of you, greg!
JadedCynic: Dangit...my monitor must be failing - it's getting all blurry all of a sudden!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Despoiler98: LOL you know better!
LadyAiluros: omgtwitch plz
JadedCynic: Keep on them Gailve! :)
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like most things aren't Kosher *in Hell*
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun only the things you expect to be Halal...
RandomTrivia: Pffft, you know K'larysca got like a 10% kickback on that moisturiser
iris_of_ether: SingsNote
DiscordianTokkan: "It's just Butter! Hashtag Ad!"
JadedCynic: aw, MAN
Alas_Babylon: That suit is hella sweet
JadedCynic: a flaming aura
vellebastet: whipNom
RandomTrivia: Pun fully appreciated
JadedCynic high-fives @Alas_Babylon o/\o
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
Alas_Babylon: o/ *pow*
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: \o *pow&
Despoiler98: Im not crying YOUR crying BibleThump
LadyAtarka: Awwwww
Alas_Babylon: <3
RandomTrivia: Did Tappy make a MaiTaigerita?!
JqlGirl: crying
JqlGirl: BibleThump
Hexi_Lexi: IM NOT CRYING YALL ARE CRYING SHUDDUP
JadedCynic: yep, must be some setting gone on my monitor - just won't focus for me
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Hopefully minus the imp family's "secret ingredient"
vellebastet: whipSad
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Oh goodness I hope so
Despoiler98: perfect pronunciation
Houstofcards: is the stole made from a firefox?
Despoiler98: @Houstofcards hellhound
JadedCynic: that's her mom's elven heritage there in that full name <3
PharaohBender27: This really gives the phrase "wedding from hell" a whole new meaning
JadedCynic: and now comes the scrutiny of the Marriage Contract...get comfy
Alas_Babylon: "WHEREAS, I love you, and WHEREAS..."
Despoiler98: oh man marriage in hell is a serious business *stares at scroll* katesSweat
Houstofcards: @Despoiler98 they made a scarf out of a pupper? this IS hell
RandomTrivia: Why did they even bring a quill...?
JadedCynic: oh. okay, fast forward
Despoiler98: WAIT aren't they Immortal? Thats a helluva long contract
Hexi_Lexi: gdi with these blood pacts
Uzumaki15: I'm waiting for the final plot twist where Annie's mother shows up and objects
vellebastet: Well alright then sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia not just a blood splatter, proper signatures
Alas_Babylon: How romantic
mowdownjoe: Someone watched Dorohedoro
Despoiler98: nothing like signing a contract in blood to give me the feels HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Houstofcards: afterlife partners
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: LuvBrownL LuvBrownR
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
LoadingReadyRun: dex check
Wrexadecimal: NOW KITH
ElementalAlchemist: "You may both make out!" should be the new saying at weddings
Despoiler98: GRAPPLE CHECK
Hexi_Lexi: @Houstofcards oh my thats good!!!
DiscordianTokkan: They dip each other. They double dip
Sarah_Serinde: Go Flora :D
JadedCynic: Flora wins the contested grapple!
ShatteredShamrock: Double dip back and forth forever
vellebastet: sykHypers
RandomTrivia: OMG the character moments
kalira77: contested dip roll
Alas_Babylon: "You may now do the thing"
PharaohBender27: tqsCry
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KeytarCat: TikTok is already the hell version
RandomTrivia: Pom admires the general technique, Vrada admires the specific reversal that is no doubt a combat maneuver
Despoiler98: katesSus katesSus katesSus WOW the complisut
Despoiler98: complisult
Alas_Babylon: Me, an intellectual:
mattyloz: oh boi
falingard: which is helled
thraximore: waft thyself elsewhere, demon
JqlGirl: 🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊
rendelnep: Edith Slump is a devil? i can see that.
vellebastet: Just beautiful lrrDARK
JadedCynic: @rendelnep ...her influence would explain a LOT of things about Nsberg.
Sarah_Serinde: Personally I liked the part where they got married
Alas_Babylon: "Wow, spoilers dude, I didn't know they were gonna get married"
JadedCynic: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Sarah_Serinde: Gailve pls :D
RandomTrivia: GAILVE
misteline: I disagree. I think the best part was when they got married.
josh___something: AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHA
JadedCynic: I....dammit lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Jasoman: LUL
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD whipXD whipXD
RandomTrivia: OMG
Hexi_Lexi: GAILVE PLZ
thraximore: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
vellebastet: OMG
RomanGoro: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: I just noticed the rgb cylcing light behind Kiss! :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
eshplode: LUL
Jasoman: clip this
vellebastet: He got his hands on some catnip
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
RandomTrivia: OH NO HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE 4TH WALL
josh___something: OH MY GOD
mattyloz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iris_of_ether: benginLol benginLol benginLol
josh___something: OHNOO
Alas_Babylon: *Twilight Zone theme*
JadedCynic waves a Gailve
JadedCynic: *aT
vellebastet: OMG whipXD
NoTomToLose: Don't do catnip, kids
thraximore: too much catnip, go back go back D:
corianderd: dashing
JadedCynic: l'chaim!
Fruan: I would have some strong words for the player controling me.
corianderd: candlekeep takes me back
Jasoman: semen?
Hexi_Lexi: shit. literal actual shit
Hexi_Lexi: ok! who gave Gailve the catnip?!?!
Alas_Babylon: "So, when I reach the number 5, I get access to the third stage of bard spells" "... what"
JqlGirl: luckily everyone just hears "meow meow meow meow...:"
LadyAtarka: It’s me!!!
JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi he was freaking out, so Greg had catnip brought to him - I guess he never thought about dosage...
RandomTrivia: Gailve already has the munchies then
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
Alas_Babylon: o3o d
vellebastet: Nice
JadedCynic: okay, now my arm aches in sympathy
Master_Gunner: I've *been* that cousin at a wedding
Alas_Babylon: The romantic music then transitions seamlessly into the Guile theme
JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner ditto...
Houstofcards: ah yes, the omnipresent "hot single wedding cousins"
vellebastet: Love that
RandomTrivia: Somehow a romantic arrangement of Misirlou plays
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JadedCynic: oh lrrWOW
dcstoast: Y’all look like you are having fun
JqlGirl: Gregoranthiel. Nice
LoadingReadyRun: High level devil as a friend has to be good
vellebastet: @dcstoast This is the end, actually
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Scopesightzx: SEQUEL HINTING??????
LadyAiluros: I really wish twitch hadn't just decided to buffer during the best part ;;
dcstoast: @vellebastet oh I have good timing
Hexi_Lexi: POSSIBLE SEQUEL?!?!
JqlGirl: more more more
JadedCynic: @Scopesightzx you GOTTA leave some hooks for NEXT time... <3
RandomTrivia: So the minimum state of this favour is a full heal? That seems very powerful.
Sarah_Serinde: Always here for the #ConsensualPowerHug
JadedCynic: #ConsensualPowerHug
JadedCynic: FTW
RandomTrivia: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
Hexi_Lexi: POM NO
dcstoast: The real treasure is the friends we made along the way
JadedCynic: "YOU don't have to SHAKE me - I'm a badger accountant in a ruby, not a magic 8 ball!"
Sarah_Serinde: Pom no
Scopesightzx: you
ContingentCat: Pom's husband is going to love their new son
JadedCynic: oh, wait
PharaohBender27: OH NO
JqlGirl: new devil, who dis?
InkyGhoast: OH
mattyloz: uh oh
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
JqlGirl: don't take her back, man
thraximore: dun dun dun
mattyloz: TURN HER DOWN
Scopesightzx: you're walking in the woods and find an opossum trapped in a ruby in the middle of the road. Do you smash the ruby to free the creature?
RandomTrivia: UHHH
KeytarCat: scowl and a cowl
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
vellebastet: OOOH
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
ContingentCat: Oh noo
Alas_Babylon: Oh. Snappledapples.
Hexi_Lexi: OHNO
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
Despoiler98: SNAP Marthas gonna come fight her 1v1
JqlGirl: No. Don't give in Greg
misteline: ew.
Despoiler98: CALLED IT
Alas_Babylon: Hol' up
JadedCynic: MARTHA! <3
RandomTrivia: LUL
InkyGhoast: get her martha!
JadedCynic: time for A Scene™
vellebastet: whipXD
mattyloz: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
ContingentCat: Martha get her!
RandomTrivia: Hide the pachinko machines!
memnus: Incoming pachinko machine...
Despoiler98: OOOOOOOH DAAAAAANG
JadedCynic: time for some closure
vellebastet: YEAH!
InkyGhoast: i'm so proud of him
Hexi_Lexi: FUCK YES GREG
ContingentCat: katesParty yaaaaah Greg
rendelnep: Smite her! Smite her! Smite her!
JqlGirl: YES
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang Good job Greg
Scopesightzx: GET HER
vellebastet: GREG POG
JqlGirl: You go boy!
Alas_Babylon: K.O.
PharaohBender27: That could *not* have been easy for Greg
JqlGirl: Fatality
Houstofcards: yesss, self respect greg!
JadedCynic: ELVES - amirite, folks?
RandomTrivia: Greg yes! We're so proud of you!
vellebastet: Good job!
thraximore: Well beheading Dan was easy so LUL
josh___something: to be fair, beheading dan seems easy for greg
ContingentCat: katesLol "pound sand"
JqlGirl: consentual power hugs!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JqlGirl: consentual power dance
vellebastet: ^
JadedCynic: and music swells, camera pans up to the elaborate lighting inside the tent as the bards join the line....
JadedCynic: PERFECT CHOICE
Wrexadecimal: LUL
JqlGirl: 👌
LoadingReadyRun: and.....stream muted
vellebastet: BEN lrrHEART
JadedCynic: 👌
RandomTrivia: puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
ElementalAlchemist: "all's hell that ends hell"
PharaohBender27 applauds
Hexi_Lexi: YAY!!!
vellebastet: Whoo!
falingard: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: *clap clap clap*
thraximore: lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
eshplode: Clap clap clap
JadedCynic: lrrHORN lrrHORN pubParty lrrHORN lrrHORN SeemsGood lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: This was beautiful everyone
vellebastet: What a wonderful ride through hell
Ritaspirithntr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: BisexualPride
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MyrddintheWizard: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHEART
ContingentCat: katesParty
Sarah_Serinde: That was fantastic
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SpacePotato01: <3
LadyAtarka: Sad it’s over but happy it happened.
JqlGirl: <3
LlewellynZ: LuvHearts LuvHearts
vellebastet: AsexualPride
RandomTrivia: This was an absolute joy and delight to behold.
Trashweazel: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh___something: *insert LRR hearts here*
leroygardner81: glad i caught yous, thankyou
JadedCynic: Flora: "I've always wanted to kill a dragon"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul amazing
JadedCynic: OMG lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: NATHANIEL YES
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
eshplode: Amazing
josh___something: YESSS
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol
JadedCynic: YES!!! LUL
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD whipXD
MyrddintheWizard: LUL
Scopesightzx: don't let your memes be dreams!
OccasionallyManly: ohey ohey, oheyoa, oheyoa
JqlGirl: Queer & A?
JadedCynic: oh good, a 'debrief' <3
Hexi_Lexi: encore! encore! encore!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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ContingentCat: yayy
falingard: Oh nice!
vellebastet: Awesome!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
kalira77: "play us out, keyboard tabaxi" *chef's kiss*
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
JadedCynic: oh wow, guys - the work was TOTALLLY worth it - this was picture-perfect!
KeytarCat: The Screen-Peek for Queer as Hell!
nickthecatbear: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: You both did awesome work
PharaohBender27: Wait that title's off
JadedCynic: *snap-snap-snap*
RandomTrivia: Great job Michelle! You made and amazing series
JqlGirl: more more
PharaohBender27: OK, fixed the clip title :p
vellebastet: Everyone did an amazing job.
Hexi_Lexi: M O R E
ContingentCat: We definitly did
misteline: Do we know what Nathaniel was drinking? Milkshake?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JadedCynic: thank you everyone for a wonderful few weeks monday evenings! it's been maginificent
vellebastet: Thank you all so much for streaming!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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corianderd: depends on the server conditions
JadedCynic: Cam - it's a shotgun wedding Kappa
Houstofcards: sweeps monday, wedding on every show!
RandomTrivia: Cam sneaking that one in there, nice
thraximore: It's a Shotgun wedding
thraximore: dangit cynic!
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely good
thraximore: quicker on the draw :P
RandomTrivia: Everything is under Control
PharaohBender27: Ah, good old dude-slamming
JqlGirl: revolutionize public transit
Dog_of_Myth: Now Kiss
ContingentCat: kills two birds with one bird
JadedCynic: "Y'ever been so angry that you killed one mother-trucker WITH ANOTHER mother-trucker?"
thraximore: Ever picked up a guy and used him to hit another guy?
SpacePotato01: Cam spams use man on man
Rhynerd: As WriterRaven would call it, Weapon Proficiency: Motherbusser
JadedCynic: "Brutalist architechture" isn't just a funny term in this game
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Juliamon: They cooperate some of the time
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
JqlGirl: kitty
ContingentCat: Cat!
RandomTrivia: "Chris!" "Roger!" "Chris!" "Roger!" "Chris!" "Roger!"
memnus: Kitty!
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf !
JadedCynic: KITTY <3
RandomTrivia: KITTY
Sarah_Serinde: katesAw
chaostreader: They are co-operating
Hexi_Lexi: C A T T E
RandomTrivia: benginLove
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
vellebastet: Suddenly cat!
Wrexadecimal: butt
RomanGoro: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: KATT BUTT
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Moving Out
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
corianderd: #catbutt
ContingentCat: ooo
RandomTrivia: Ooh, more Moving Out!
JqlGirl: YES
memnus: Hi Lady Snuffles!
NoTomToLose: Hello Lady Snuffles!!
JqlGirl: great game
DiscordianTokkan: Goodbye kitty!
DarkMorford: Good luck movin' up
PharaohBender27: Moving IN!? :O
LadyAtarka: Cat!
Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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RomanGoro: Punt Counterpunt is the best segment
PharaohBender27: Look at that lrrAWESOME go!
Sarah_Serinde: Spirit Hunter
jonnykefka: ooh fancy
thraximore: Wow
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
xantos69: cheer300 Thanks great stream!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Ritaspirithntr: Thank you sarah <:)
aiamethyst: yay sarah
Hexi_Lexi: #BlessSarahSerinde
vellebastet: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
JadedCynic: ^^^
Ritaspirithntr: I’m just surprised it was called out
corianderd: one would
Sarah_Serinde: There are too many good mods for that to be true :P
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! You're all amazing! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh___something: Hi sarah o/
RomanGoro: Top 10 for sure
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
vellebastet: I adore you all
LadyAtarka: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Hexi_Lexi: @Sarah_Serinde they never said the other mods were bad, just that youre the best
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: in the magazine rack in bathroom
vellebastet: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The Jack Chick tracts of Podcasts
ContingentCat: oh wow so cute
Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler pls
thraximore: Sounds like the McElroys...
vellebastet: sykLaugh
thraximore: so many podcasts...
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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falingard: subscribe podcastfacts
RandomTrivia: Confirmed 5e, we have derailed smoothly
JadedCynic: Unsubscribe to Podcast Facts, please
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: they do, they're monotrimes
rendelnep: !unsubscribe podcast facts
DiscordianTokkan: Podcasts are Monotremes!
Hexi_Lexi: SUBSCRIBE PODCAST FACTS
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic rendelnep Thank you for subscribing to Podcast Facts!
JadedCynic: O_o
corianderd: monotremes was accurate
kalira77: don't feed your podcasts after midnight
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: LUL
NoTomToLose: White Guy Sequestrations
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Please, keep middle aged white men indoors, they're to devastating to local wildlife
iris_of_ether: Re: Milwaukee: You're Not Wrong! You're Not Wrong!
corianderd: mmmaaaa the french
NoTomToLose: Every word we speak into a podcast is one nobody else has to hear
falingard: we're building a rich narrative
coelopteryx: monotremes or stereotremes, depending
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
JadedCynic: burn the ethanol to power the generators and light a fair sized city
SpacePotato01: <3
ContingentCat: thanks all, byeee lrrHEART
eshplode: dayHeart
DiscordianTokkan: G'niiiight!
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: thanks! o/ <3
josh___something: rich narrative XD
vellebastet: Goodnight!
RomanGoro: Bye!
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, if you're not following all these lovely people, you can find their Twitters here: https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379222974943784961
SkipIives: That was very good.
Sarah_Serinde: Also Kathleen_LRR who's the producer and many very good NPCs
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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rendelnep: I had to type '!unsubscribe podcast facts' it'd be rude not to.
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PharaohBender27: @rendelnep katesLol
GhostValv: bloobyF
ritchards: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: One More (overriden)
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ritchards: audio effed for me
Diabore: crackle sound?
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Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, starting with the cracklies
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
TheAinMAP: Audio isn't so good here either.
DiscordianTokkan: Crackles yeah
TheAinMAP: lrrAWW
Diabore: not to me
Lord_ZYRK: James's Computer why do you do this to James
ritchards: music was good
geldaran: didn't notice it duriong the music.
KeytarCat: music was fine, now coarse tremello
PharaohBender27: Music sounded fine to me
Jennie_Fuchsia: Music was good
brainbosh: Music seemed fine to me, but it is really bad now
TheAinMAP: I think the music was okay.
DiscordianTokkan: Music was fine
GhostValv: just the talky bits
twistedlock23: did I miss escape from tarkov
HundreydAundre: b-bykes
ritchards: James escaped!
DaSunao: Uh...
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE
rendelnep: his mic had teh crakleys
NathanJay_GA: wait, I just got here. something going on?