Dice Friends || Queer as Hell

 TehAmelie: Plato argued the written world would cheapen culture and contribute to the degeneracy of the youth. possibly the first case of old man yelling at cloud in recorded history, and they already had the form perfected
 TehAmelie: (and it's recorded history in spite of his argument!)
 TehAmelie: another wrinkle in that story, a few years earlier my town won the distinction of being the first place outside of India where MacDonald's had ever closed business
 Metric_Furlong: congratulations?
v_nome: Huh. Was it like a dying town or something?
 TehAmelie: we had some hardcore vegans
KeytarCat: early, I'll save you a seat
 DarkMorford passes out Mai Tai-geritas
 TehAmelie: i live in the only growing town within about 500 km, i believe
 DeM0nFiRe: Man for a second I was like "I have heard the phrase Mai Tai-gerita recently before, where have I heard it?". Here, I heard it here lol
v_nome: I'll have mine with extra Muay Thai please
 TehAmelie: sort of sucking in all life in the North towards its event horizon
 DarkMorford: Who wanted the extra imp poo? Impoo?
KeytarCat: Some kind of Impooster
 TehAmelie: yard margs, mani-margi-pedis. there's so much unfathomably convoluted wordplay around margaritas specifically
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 TehAmelie: must be a fun drink
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
v_nome: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
v_nome: oh it is starting soon. I lost track of time
 falingard: 
 TehAmelie: marinaras and margaritas down at the marina. now that would be a way to watch stream
 PharaohBender27: Wouldn't think to have marinara sauce while drinking a margarita, personally
 TehAmelie: the hours pass like moments, eh
 TehAmelie: i was thinking marinara pizzas. but of course they should have marinara sauce on them
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
 PharaohBender27: Ah, that makes more sense. Here I was imagining someone with a plate of spaghetti
 TehAmelie: marimarinaranara, if you will
  Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Sarah_Serinde!
v_nome: With Marnie, no doubt
 DarkMorford: I thought the pizza was margherita
 TehAmelie: hey, Dream Daddy taught us you can just chug marinara sauce out of the tube
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: "it's basically a soup"
 ContingentCat: I guess cold it would be more a gazpacho but ok
 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Queer Eye, but reimagined in the world of D&D 5E, featuring 5 bards in hell. Game: Queer as Hell) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (18s from now).
 TehAmelie: i was apparently confused by all the margs
 PharaohBender27: !next
 ContingentCat: soon
 TehAmelie: and mai tai-geritas
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
  RomanGoro:  
 MAPBoardgames:   
 SnowBuddy18: 
 SmithKurosaki: evening
 CooperTheClearestBlue:   
 TehAmelie: here's what we do. take a marinara pizza and a margherita pizza and slap them together like a sandwich with marinara sauce filling. and then drink margaritas until you don't fear the idea of eating this
 PharaohBender27: 1200 This has been such a wonderfully madcap campaign, thank you all! 
  RomanGoro: There's literally a pizzería in my barrio where you can order a slice of cheese/sauce pizza and a slice of onion pizza and eat them together as a sandwitch
  Juliamon: Seems like a perfectly fine pizza sandwich anyway
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @kilnfiendpotter, @BWheelerMTG, @UnarmedOracle, @TappyToeClaws, @EscherichiaCole and @whatiskiss for Episode 3, the finale of Queer as Hell! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyP7IrDUUAAUKVT.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379222974943784961
 Fruan: I'm scared by how reasonable this all sounds.
 TehAmelie: we can call it the "mmm"
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 RandomTrivia: Whoops, lost track of time and almost forgot. Hi friends!    
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Tappy's cosplaying again
  RomanGoro: Fruan it's just a cheese and onion sandwitch after all
 DarkMorford puts marinara chicken in the microwave
 vellebastet: Hello, all!!
 TehAmelie: ooh
 vellebastet:  
 lirazel64: Wheee!
 falingard:   
normtron: Yeeeeeee!
chaostreader:     
Williams4jesus: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Queer as Hell, sponsored by Little Nas X 
  Sarah_Serinde: FacelessManAboutTown I mean they did already reference him last week 
KeytarCat: And Godzilla, judging from these adds
KeytarCat: ads*
 vellebastet: 
 MAPBoardgames: I've been looking forward to Queer as Hell all week.
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 vellebastet: excitement
 zuchen_120: I’ve only sit a little bit of these, but do these resemble traditional D&D things at all? Like I shouldn’t be hyped up for some kind of normal combat thing, right?
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 Alas_Babylon: @zuchen_120 That's... hard to say, people run D&D very differently depending on the table
  Sarah_Serinde: zuchen_120 There's been combat in this campaign. It hasn't been the main focus but it's been there
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 JadedCynic jumps in, glad to not be late, and is champing at the bit
 PharaohBender27: @zuchen_120 They have had combat the last two rounds, with a banging soundtrack to go with it
 TehAmelie: NORMAL KOMBAT dot dot dot dot dot
 ContingentCat: !findquote soon
  LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
 TehAmelie: (sorry (not sorry))
 TehAmelie: oh hai
 PharaohBender27: Evening, everyone!
 SkylerRingtail: Awww, only three episodes? D:
 vellebastet: Hello~
InkyGhoast: hello!
 zuchen_120: Thank you @pharaohbender27 I’ll hopefully I can stick around.
 PharaohBender27: Finale 
 Alas_Babylon: @zuchen_120 A lot of D&D that's streamed to the audience will cut back somewhat on the combat, since roleplay tends to be what gets the most audience impact
lochnessseammonster:   
 Ritaspirithntr: Woooo \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca is so stylish today
lochnessseammonster: so excited! this has been so great 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Paul sustains us
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 Alas_Babylon: Especially in something like this, where the idea is to entertain with a wild story rather than try to see how fast they can beat it
 falingard:    
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
matthaus_c: REL: AXED
 MAPBoardgames: #SquidLove
Despoiler98: Spoiler it has imp poop in it
  Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Wrexadecimal: s q u i d l o v e
JohnLockeCole: Squid Love is Best Love
JohnLockeCole: It involves Beaks
  Sarah_Serinde:   
  mtvcdm: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 MAPBoardgames:  
  corianderd: heck yeah Heather!
kusinohki: @Sarah_Serinde   I love that you have that quote number memorized
 vellebastet: Heather! 
 RandomTrivia: Praise  
matthaus_c: heck yeah-ther
 ContingentCat:  
 Alas_Babylon:  
  Sarah_Serinde: https://stopaapihate.org/
 Alas_Babylon: ^^^
  Sarah_Serinde: https://blacklivesmatter.com/
 leroygardner81: I see Cam has one of those friend avoiders behind him
 Alas_Babylon: Banger alert
 asthanius: This intro song still slaps
 Ritaspirithntr:   
 DiscordianTokkan: @leroygardner81 I think it's more of a sun-screen right now
matthaus_c: always slapped, still slaps, will slap
 Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
  Sarah_Serinde: Also reminder that you can follow and like K'larysca's social media to help give her and the group bonuses: https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/ https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
Despoiler98:  
 leroygardner81: @discodianTokkan I mean we cant see whos talking behind there soooo
 vellebastet: It IS
 falingard: 
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KeytarCat: I like that Pom is basically just Wheeler, but slower and focused on the wordplay
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98: the space thats Interior
 RandomTrivia:  Level up WOO
 Alas_Babylon: Time to get *hypnotic*
 vellebastet: 
  Sarah_Serinde: https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/ https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
  Sarah_Serinde: #ConsensualHugs
 PharaohBender27: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: #consensualhugs
 MAPBoardgames: Both Bards and Clowns have colleges.
 vellebastet: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 TehAmelie: another time we could have an all cleric party and make Macebook jokes. well, joke
 DarkMorford: I note that K'larysca has not yet explained much of anything, let alone explained it all. 
 ContingentCat: @TehAmelie didn't Cam DM an all clerics game a while back?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I like the idea that feats are thing that characters always have been, just now the game needs to recognise it
 Fruan: Floof!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: i have no idea n_n
 Alas_Babylon: One floofy boi
 vellebastet: yas
leopard_wolf: burning bright
 leroygardner81: Hydro homie in the back
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 jonnykefka: one month for every time an imp has defiled the mai-taigarita machine. This month.
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kusinohki: @ContingentCat   I think it was all paladins??
   LoadingReadyRun:  I've been playing Spiritfarer with my brother, lots of #ConsensualHugs in that 
  Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like quitter talk
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Not with that attitude Michelle!
Despoiler98: Need a bigger bag
 mowdownjoe: Spiritfarer is so good.
 ContingentCat: @kusinohki ah, close but not quite
  Sarah_Serinde: But does he love his husband
kusinohki: @LoadingReadyRun   are you playing stella or the cat?
Wrexadecimal: glamour hammers?
Despoiler98: so many hammers
 Alas_Babylon: #BigGayElephantALoxodonIfYouWill
 vellebastet: 
 Alas_Babylon: Glammers
   LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki I'm the cat 
lochnessseammonster: glammer time
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've just realised... Pom could make the hammer equivalent of the bunny museum
 ContingentCat: fighting off assasins is a kind of workout
 RandomTrivia: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Oh no you don't...
  Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Greg didn't actually participate in that though 
  Sarah_Serinde: Dammit Dan
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha Paul 
kamelion84: lol
 vellebastet:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: chef_kiss.gif
 ContingentCat:  
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 RandomTrivia: Pedanterax is a FANTASTIC name for a devil
  Sarah_Serinde: rude
   LoadingReadyRun:  I have a button for it now, I want to use it
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm 100% stealing pedanterax as a devil name
 JadedCynic: interesting term of that contract...
  Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun 
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun perfect! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay Binji 
 DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Buttons are fun!
chaostreader: Did this button replace the Do Not Push Button?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingConcernedBisonVoteYea-RSUsidRoMOvFUBwb
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissAttractiveOctopusVoteNay-zPyPF7jj3aYe27qg
  Sarah_Serinde: "Gavile"
 Ritaspirithntr: @chaostreader I’m sure the “do no push” button is still in the streaming office 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappySleepyWatercressShazBotstix-Zn9BAuAFpWwyTdJp
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
  RomanGoro: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
  Sarah_Serinde: A+ cackle from Kathleen 
 vellebastet: 
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 MostCallMe__Tim: yo
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  Sarah_Serinde:  
 ContingentCat: gross
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg honey no
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we haven't had napkins for... y'know what we'll deal with it later
 PharaohBender27: 
 thraximore: Chekhov's Possum! 
chaostreader: Can we bring this contract before Asmodeus for judgement? Or appeal?
  Sarah_Serinde: Gailve no 
Despoiler98: WELP game over
 leroygardner81: Just saw the pronouns for the first time and I fucking love it!
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHA
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 vellebastet:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: Annie did you really want to run a casino? Really?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @leroygardner81 yeah, I'm glad they put them there
 MAPBoardgames: Chef's kiss chef Kiss.
 SnowBuddy18:  
 JadedCynic: Wait....the casino was to be a gift to the bride-to-be....so thus, Greg would have an outstanding obligation and thus legally not permitted to sign away the casino?  (if not clear-cut, it could at least be given plausible enough to contest Dan's claim...)
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmellyColorfulSangDatSheffy-TDTpQNEErHqzfOiH
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh chat, speaking of pronouns, there's a browser extension you can use to input yours and view pronouns of others who use it: https://pronouns.alejo.io/ (links in the upper left)
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Flora gave Pom a whole brain!?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WrongAbrasiveBeanOMGScoots-k8_xMs6_-Ry-Gvqo
 asthanius: That's a good fruit
 DarkMorford: That's convenient
 Alas_Babylon: Dang, usually I just hit for 2 more with Artemis's boon with one of those...
 MAPBoardgames: Don't take that fruit for-Grenate
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereThankfulCrocodileFreakinStinkin--lnnNg1NaLmPyeED
 PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames 
 Uzumaki15: Is that like a Hades reference? That feels like a Hades reference
cnutter23_:       
KeytarCat: General Greek, but yeah
 Alas_Babylon: @Uzumaki15 Mine, yeah, but pomegranates in general have precedence in Greek myth
 PharaohBender27: @Uzumaki15 It is - pomegranate seeds are what Persephone dropped, thus why she spends half the year in the Underworld and the other half above
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: 
 ContingentCat: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  handy person to have in a fight
 JadedCynic: well, the fun part is - 'legality' of things like contract law is VERY debatable and malleable - I foresee our persuasive bards arguing Greg & Annie's case re this 'contract' in an Infernal court...
 leroygardner81: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 SnowBuddy18: @JadedCynic Infernal Suits?
 A_Dub888: !findquote evil
  LRRbot: Quote #6502: "'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything." —Heather [2019-10-20]
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ContingentCat: always nice when the villian is self aware
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 PharaohBender27: 
 lirazel64: Ummm... evil? in Hell?
 MAPBoardgames: Dan uses this kind of spear because the Pen is mightier than a Sword.
 falingard: bungozord
 SnowBuddy18: poor bongoeers
 mowdownjoe: We are Legion! Hear our groove!
reaper1984rt: 100 Cameron
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh dang, that art is amazing
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 look, it was Mediterranean Greece - 3 months  (even those it seems like she did the whole fruit up here  )
 Scopesightzx: K'arysca was right! We should have burned the bongos!
KeytarCat: Could call it the Bongorganism
 SpacePotato01: Bongolem
 Alas_Babylon: Spawngo
 SkylerRingtail: I mean, they *were* a union
 MAPBoardgames: @SpacePotato01 got it!
 JadedCynic: @SnowBuddy18 indeed
 SnowBuddy18: bongeltinous cube
 leroygardner81: @KeytarCat HAHAHA
JohnLockeCole: JadedCynic correct, indeed in many legal systems, Misrepresenting what's being signed for can cause the contract to be invalid
josh___something: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:17.
KeytarCat: @SpacePotato01 that's strictly better than mine, thank you
 SpacePotato01: ^^
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey, bongo soundtrack! 
 ContingentCat: the music is such a good touch
 JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole yeah.....surely the principal's signature on the contract would need to be witnessed...
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I often consult with my brian
 Scopesightzx: SHOOT THE PAPER
 JadedCynic: oh.  a more literal 'defeat the contract' method....
KeytarCat: It's comforting to see a performer I like fidget on camera
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Martha, we noticed
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, shooting out the papers is a neat sub-goal in a fight. This is really well designed
KeytarCat: A goodbye lasagana
Wrexadecimal: Okay that's 100% Around the World muffled in the background 
Despoiler98: yeah we figured that out Martha
 vellebastet:  
Wrexadecimal: or sounds close to it. lol.
 ContingentCat: Thanks for the heads up Martha
JohnLockeCole: Furthermore, a contract of ownership being signed over to a party *might* not anull an already existing contract that the ownership will transfered to a different party on some event, so having the daughter's wedding now might just ... *work*
 JadedCynic: @Wrexadecimal we've had this fight music before
Wrexadecimal: @JadedCynic yeah, recognize it now that it's not muffled. lol.
KeytarCat: 17 is prime, which I like
kusinohki: 22 busted so 17 would win blackjack here...
 A_Dub888: How long til she throws the kitchen sink?
 JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole yeah, I was thinking that....but surely wouldn't it be more FUN to 'defeat an unfair contract' by LITERALLY ATTACKING said contract rather than make persuasive arguments in a court?  (I like this Infernal legal system - seems to have some loopholes, but...)
 themlin: shoe bomber
chaostreader: @jadedcynic I mean. Given that these are Infernal contracts they might fight back.
kusinohki: @JadedCynic   "trial by combat" but against the contract itself??
  Sarah_Serinde: I love this boss fight design 
 JadedCynic: @chaostreader touche!
 RandomTrivia: "debuff the bongo orchestra" is not a sentence I ever expected to hear in my life, but I'm so glad I did 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
 JadedCynic: Yeah, this is VERY nice; color me impressed and kinda awestruck by this development 
   LoadingReadyRun:  breaking pages of a contract to weaken the enemy sounds like a boss fight from Psychonauts 
 RandomTrivia:  Nice try Tappy
 JadedCynic: Nice try, gurl
  corianderd: very good
 SnowBuddy18: good effort, good effort
  Sarah_Serinde: https://www.instagram.com/teafling_time/ https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
 vellebastet:  
 DarkMorford: *zelda_item_get.v4a"
 DarkMorford: Wow, I can't type, apparently
 JadedCynic: oh right!  we can buff her by giving K'larysca's twitter account likes! 
 JadedCynic: (and instagram)
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Doggo!
 RandomTrivia: (nice)
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice
 Mr_Whyt: nice
whatiskiss: (https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/zemo-dance.gif?w=640)
 JadedCynic: Now I'm visualizing this combat as being acted out in SMT and it's glorious
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work K'larysca 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This would feel quite at home with the P5 bosses
 MAPBoardgames: I've been trying to include music in my games but I've been having trouble getting non-annoying combat music.
 JadedCynic: her followers are helping! 
 Hexi_Lexi: hey nerds! reminder that i love you all aggressively!!!
 JadedCynic: Hexi!   
 RandomTrivia: Hey there Hexi_Lexi!
 SnowBuddy18: @Hexi_Lexi hello to you too
 MAPBoardgames: A #ConsentualPowerHug to you too, Hexi Lexi!
 vellebastet: ooof
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Greg
 vellebastet: @hexi_lexi Hello!
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: MICHELLE WHY
 falingard: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We got there!
 GoAmpDog2: yes
NoTomToLose: Psychic damage to chat
 RandomTrivia: That was almost as bad as the Doc. Martins
 MAPBoardgames: Michelle has been waiting ALL GAME to do that.
 GoAmpDog2: lol
 ContingentCat:  
   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI: Lair actions are a new D&D 5e thing. They are extra actions that big bad guys can get to make them scarier
tehfewl: the patented finger spoon
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: DAMMIT 
 ContingentCat:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thraximore: euuuuugh
 JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames given the prep time leading up to even the announcement...probably longer - I hope Michelle enjoyed it! 
 RandomTrivia: ew, warm yogurt
 falingard: pocket yogurt? 
 Hexi_Lexi: i wish i could punch my way out of more problems than i currently can, ngl
 ContingentCat: gogurt was a mistake
 RandomTrivia: WOO! Always great when the big boss fails the save
chaostreader: That’s not in the Agatha Fisty spirit. There is no problem you can’t punch your way out of.
kusinohki: I tried punching my problems.  my problems kick and bite though...
  RomanGoro: Are your problems racoons, kusinohki ?
 MAPBoardgames: Anti-bless.
 SpacePotato01: slebb?
 Hexi_Lexi: but im not agatha fisty
 ElementalAlchemist: meow!
 ContingentCat: Hi Baxter
 JadedCynic:  Kiss 
 leroygardner81: @chaostreader did you not see the robot she ran from?
 MyrddintheWizard: So good!
 vellebastet: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Even if you can't punch your way out of a problem, you can always punch your way *deeper* into the problem!
 Alas_Babylon: *mrow*
 vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun That's... true?  
 ShatteredShamrock: deep
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun i mean, youre not wrong, paul
 hiryuu1115: If Punch a Chunk has taught me anything, it's that you can always dig a deeper hole
 JadedCynic: I smell plotting - Pom should be working toward something interesting...
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 ContingentCat: more of a bongo ensamble
 Hexi_Lexi: @hiryuu1115 or fall into it if youre james turner
 margieargie: And there's also always "punch your way into a completely different problem"
  Sarah_Serinde: Brian pls
 leroygardner81: @Hexi_Lexi James Turner the famus youtuber?
 JadedCynic: "You don't HAVE to shake me!  I'm not an 8ball!" 
 RandomTrivia: What secrets do you hold, Magic 8-Ruby?
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 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wooo! Nat 20!
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia oh wait, does the ruby have 8 faces?  that'd fit this so deliciously 
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 vellebastet:   
 vellebastet: omg
 RandomTrivia: Is that what they mean when people talk about a big contract? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Pfft
 ContingentCat: making things awkward for Dan sounds good
 MAPBoardgames: Nat 20 is good, but a messy crit is better!
 JadedCynic: sounds like win-win for us - "don't threaten me with a good time" 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 niccus: now you can finally read the fine print
 vellebastet: Love that
 JadedCynic: we've gone from 'legal size' to 'broadsheet' 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This series has been great, but this combat has been run *amazingly*
kusinohki: make red tape work for you!
 MAPBoardgames: Dan says "what the sheet is this?"
 ShatteredShamrock: Much like tying large paper to a fan, he's about to get in a whirlwind of pain
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 MAPBoardgames: 
kusinohki: one way to read the fine print - enlarge the contract!  (gah my brain is slow to come up with that now)
 vellebastet: 
 JadedCynic: \o/ yay!
 RandomTrivia: 
 vellebastet: "doomer"
 JadedCynic: OH!  Tappy - PERFECT; dismiss the evil devil accountant as "doomer" 
kusinohki: dump stat means it's my best right?
 JadedCynic: "Ok, Doomer!" 
 RandomTrivia: Yeah, as in "dump" all your points into it 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Vrada go ZOOOOM
 Alas_Babylon: oh BOY
 DiscordianTokkan: Punching FASTER and MORE will definitely help with Dan's face needing punching
 MAPBoardgames: She's got the zoomies.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right Martha 
 JadedCynic: the lasagna?
 JadedCynic: CALLED IT!
 DiscordianTokkan: NOOOo, the Lasagna!
kusinohki: punching more and faster??  ....  I miss Dande
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear 
 JadedCynic: if it's fresh out of the oven, that could burn Dan
chaostreader: Martha should throw an imp!
 JadedCynic: MISS???  Let me roll again - PLEASE! 
 JadedCynic: "Aim for my mouth, next time Martha" 
   LoadingReadyRun:  I imagine that Gailve and Dande are actually fairly close in overall size, but Galive has short hair over a fairly tubby body and Dande is solid muscle with 0% body fat but covered in very long fluffy hair 
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun different priorities, yeah
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun  ngl, thats how i saw it, too
  Sarah_Serinde: fude
 JadedCynic: rude!
  Sarah_Serinde: *rude
 PharaohBender27: OW
 RandomTrivia: *BONGK*
 MAPBoardgames: Still better than their playing
 JadedCynic: X - Doubt
 ShatteredShamrock: Bonko
 JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames they ARE doing less damage this way....
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
 JadedCynic: oh!  silence the band
 vellebastet: huh Good move
 JadedCynic: yeah, you'd have to fully encompass the band to affect it...
matthaus_c: strike down the band
   LoadingReadyRun: stealth bongos
 ShatteredShamrock: If you can't hear a spell, can it still hurt you?
 Alas_Babylon: And silence messes up thunder damage
 MAPBoardgames: Power play!
 JadedCynic: Yeah, silence is more powerful than you think - no save
 Alas_Babylon: @ShatteredShamrock A creature within the area of silence can't cast spells with verbal components, which is quite a few of them
 vellebastet: 
matthaus_c: Cameron is at like 69head
 ShatteredShamrock: Oh no I meant from having your ear drums blown out @Alas_Babylon
 ContingentCat: @matthaus_c nice
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor Xilix 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 falingard: give him pocket yogurt!
 vellebastet:  
  corianderd: omg
 ContingentCat: 
 Alas_Babylon: @ShatteredShamrock "For the duration, no sound can be created within or pass through [the sphere]. An creature or object entirely inside the sphere is immune to thunder damage,"
   LoadingReadyRun:  That's like a combination of Cure and Vicious Mockery
 ContingentCat: it can go with the rest of the baggage
 Alas_Babylon: tl;dr yes
 ShatteredShamrock: nvm that wasn't the joke lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Oof
 DiscordianTokkan: OOF
 JadedCynic: 
 leroygardner81: I can hear them... they are coming... bongos in the deep... they are coming
 RandomTrivia: Awww
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: offa doofa
 Hexi_Lexi: oh no!!!
matthaus_c: m o o d
InkyGhoast: oh no we've all got feels
 vellebastet: Xilix! my heart!
  corianderd: lol
 MAPBoardgames: Put some ice on the burn you gave Xilix?
 Alas_Babylon: ohi Cori
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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 ContingentCat: Not to Xilix, to Cameron
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 DiscordianTokkan: The Otamatone says: Aaaaaaa
 Hexi_Lexi: god, that otamatone noise is such a mood
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice 
matthaus_c: 
 vellebastet: 
 JadedCynic: nice teamwork - using other players' setups 
 RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
 ContingentCat: thicc noodles
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Master_Gunner: mmmm, bucatini
 JadedCynic: oh MY
  corianderd: love those noodles
 DarkMorford: I think I've seen this hentai
KaleidoscopeMind: i love these food spells
 vellebastet: nice
Master_Gunner: well now I want some cacio e pepe
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShakingObedientConsolePeteZaroll-xeaWZprcsqwgkR4G
 RandomTrivia: Was that Hold Person? That was Hold Person 
matthaus_c: RIP in Pierogi
 MAPBoardgames: Not hold person, but hold pasta!
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: it's al dente
 hiryuu1115: the carb coma is so real
 DiscordianTokkan: "So GLUTENOUS"
 RandomTrivia: Punch time!
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
  corianderd: powerful energy
 SnowBuddy18: come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
 A_Dub888: Try Gailve's Bucatini: Fresh as Hell
 Hexi_Lexi: ra ra ree! kick him in the knee! ra ra rutt! kick him in the other knee!
 ContingentCat: 
 MAPBoardgames: Neo_getting_punched.gif
 JadedCynic: to shreds, you say
 RandomTrivia: The old 1-2
 Dog_of_Myth: Punch is super effective
  Sarah_Serinde: Beat him up, Vrada!
 ContingentCat:  
 DiscordianTokkan: Two Puuuuuuucnh!
 vellebastet: @jadedcynic 
 hiryuu1115: oh god, did we accidentally 2 round the end boss?
   LoadingReadyRun:  but what if Two Punch?
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun 2 punch 2 furious
matthaus_c: Vrada is just kneading the dough with those punches
 JadedCynic: speed-bag!
 iris_of_ether: Tortoliini?
v_nome: Ravioli?
 MAPBoardgames: @hiryuu1115 I've lost count of the number of my end bossess my parties have one-rounded.
 JadedCynic: not quite @hiryuu1115 but we've got them 'on the ropes' 
 Rhynerd: A Danacotti, I assume.
 JadedCynic: ^^^^
 RandomTrivia: 
matthaus_c: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  RomanGoro: Has Pom hit with that hammer so far?
 Alas_Babylon: He has
KeytarCat: Inspired by the ass
KeytarCat: kicking
 RandomTrivia: Yeah! Auto-crits continue!
 RandomTrivia: BEEEG hammer
 ContingentCat: those were some inspiring punches
 JadedCynic: oh WOW
 MAPBoardgames: Unfortunately, I've got to go. See you in the VoD everybody!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
KeytarCat: I love Valor Inspiration
 JadedCynic: oooooo
 RandomTrivia: Fun times chat: Rules as written, Combat Inspiration is doubled by a Crit
 Alas_Babylon: The Banhammer
 A_Dub888: !card loxodon warhammer
  LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
  corianderd: Glamouropulence
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
KeytarCat: tyty
 Hexi_Lexi: @Alas_Babylon no, the BenHammer
 Alas_Babylon: tru
  corianderd: like Glamdring
  Sarah_Serinde: Ow
 ContingentCat: ouch
 vellebastet: ooof
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: BEN YES
 Hexi_Lexi: BOO
 JadedCynic:  Pom!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes Pom good job
 vellebastet: BEEEN
 Alas_Babylon: PomChamp
 DiscordianTokkan: Pasta La Vista is chef's kiss
Lysander_Gustav: yay
 RandomTrivia: It took several bards and a bunch of combo pieces but we did it! We made the best pun!
matthaus_c: do the pasta worm
  Sarah_Serinde: I want pasta now >_>
Lysander_Gustav: vermicelli?
 ContingentCat: he's trying to eat his way out an is now in a pasta food coma
matthaus_c: with or without pedant meat wrapped in it @Sarah_Serinde
  Sarah_Serinde: matthaus_c Definitely without thanks
 JadedCynic: hmmm, he's not silenced, so he can cast VERBAL spells, but bound, he can't cast spells with SOMATIC components...
 Dog_of_Myth: As one does
 A_Dub888: !card lightning bolt
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
KaleidoscopeMind: wormicelli?
 Alas_Babylon: this is fine
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, Lightning Bolt as a spell attack is interesting. Cool.
 JadedCynic: everyone stand back, Dan's gonna be cripsy and full of static charge after this
 DiscordianTokkan: Zot!
 RandomTrivia: DZZZZT
 A_Dub888: 
 vellebastet:  
 iris_of_ether: ⚡⚡⚡
 ContingentCat: Annie does not want to deal with the job market in Hell
 JadedCynic: yep, everyone pays attention to Fireball, but Lightning Bolt is just as powerful, and more focused.
 JadedCynic: oh HELL!
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Get 'im Martha
 hiryuu1115: let's go
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
 RandomTrivia: Nice shot Martha
matthaus_c: where does the peg land
josh___something: yah YEET
Lysander_Gustav: woot improvised weapons!
HundreydAundre: Suddenly hurt, guess we feel sorry.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousSillyClamChocolateRain-fPC2ABjGuuPRs59X
 Rhynerd: Dungeons and Dragons, where you can watch a devil covered in pasta get hit by a pachinko machine.
Lysander_Gustav: awww
 Dog_of_Myth: @Rhynerd That's a good tag line
 JadedCynic: the aggregate features on the orchestra clearly express regret and apology
 JadedCynic: 
 vellebastet: 
josh___something: HOLYMOLY
 Rhynerd: @dog_of_myth thank you!
josh___something: 
 ContingentCat: 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailBrightPigeonWTRuck-GnqTRv31HXMjhu7m
 vellebastet: Tappy 
 JadedCynic: "I'm an Influencer; I take EVERYTHING personally!" 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Get em Greg
 thraximore: uh oh enrage timer D:
 JadedCynic: Dan *would* have had an electric arc bouncing between his horns, if Pom hadn't broke one off...
 DiscordianTokkan: Angela?
 RandomTrivia: YASS GREG!
  Sarah_Serinde: That's it Greg, be assertive!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hexi_Lexi: GO GREG GO
Master_Gunner: there's the presentation we like to see
 JadedCynic: The Lord Of Righteous Wrath IS BACK, Baybeeee!
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's a relic of Heaven
 ContingentCat: 
 floki4242: I'm in danger
   LoadingReadyRun: How Greg got this groove back
 eshplode: It is a great sword, isn’t it?
RobotInProgress: M'sword
 Alas_Babylon: The Sword of Sword
 memnus: We seem to have an ex-accountant
KaleidoscopeMind: The Sword: Works Good
GirlPainting: It is a FG-2000 DUH
   LoadingReadyRun: (by making a deep groove in Dan)
 JadedCynic: the *official* name in Celestial is about five pages long, and details it's lengthy history of use
 vellebastet: oh my
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww
 DarkMorford: Woooow
 Hexi_Lexi: AWWWWWW
 RandomTrivia: D'awww
 RandomTrivia: Fortunately, having a heartfelt revelation is a free action 
  Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Well the villain IS a little tied up at the moment
 RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde  Eyyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: 
   LoadingReadyRun: !card Cathartic Reunion
  LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
 RandomTrivia: Dan is Pasta point of being able to win now
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
josh___something: of course it is XD
 JadedCynic: "Position To Fill: Accountant for Princess Casino. Large responsibilities to uphold, but come with equally large expectations.  Loyalty preferred."
 Hexi_Lexi: its name is UHH... SWORD
 Alas_Babylon: Ah, the Serge cameo
chaostreader: The sword of sword and sword
 JadedCynic: "I just call it 'the sword'"
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Pom
 SkylerRingtail: The First Sword. The Proto Sword. The Platonic Ideal of Sword
 Rhynerd: Novelty Check sized?
Master_Gunner: better question: do you *want* to?
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
  corianderd: wut
 RandomTrivia: The rolls tonight are on fire
 Hexi_Lexi: go Xilix!!!
 iris_of_ether:   
 JadedCynic: I mean, the *official* name is "Browning Machine Gun, Cal. .50, M2, HB, Flexible" but we just call it "Ma Deuce"
 SpacePotato01: free parking for everyone for the rest of eternity!
 vellebastet:   
KaleidoscopeMind: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
 vellebastet: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
  Sarah_Serinde: !break
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 RandomTrivia: 
 vellebastet:   
  corianderd: 
 ContingentCat: time for icecream
 JqlGirl: 5% grey
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
  Sarah_Serinde:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Sarah_Serinde! (Today's storm count: 32)
  corianderd: I've painted many walls with off-whites
 Hexi_Lexi: @ContingentCat thanks for the reminder!!!
 DarkMorford: 
 Hexi_Lexi: @JqlGirl reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and inspirational and loved more than words can say
 Hexi_Lexi: but yeah, i recently got myself some Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy
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 hold_no_carter: 💖💜💙
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Despoiler98:    
 ContingentCat: @Hexi_Lexi glad to help, I've got Kawartha dairies Moose tracks
 lirazel64:   
 vellebastet: 
  Sarah_Serinde: What a good boss fight 
 RandomTrivia: And Martha! Don't forget Martha and the Pachinko machines!
 JadedCynic: "Epic" is an overused and somewhat devalued word, but it's apt for this 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bardic Rage should be a thing
 zuchen_120: I’m glad I’m here for this.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: 
KeytarCat: 
josh___something: michelle XD
 leroygardner81: @JadedCynic i see your man of alex staceys dark souls, I remember him making a point out of it and the artwork in game
 Hexi_Lexi: @LoadingReadyRun i believe Pathfinder did a thing called "Inspire Rage" for one of their classes
 ContingentCat: OUCH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Harsh
 benjamin_wheeler: technically, yes
 vellebastet: 
 e_bloc: stop TTC you we have families here
 A_Dub888: Oh Dan's gon' done it now
 RandomTrivia: That came from somewhere deep inside, I think 
  Sarah_Serinde: https://twitter.com/TEAfling_Time
 JadedCynic: "Okay, Doomer" 
   LoadingReadyRun: Salvaging dignity is a free action
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: (Hey did you know everyone here is on Twitter?  https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379222974943784961 )
 JadedCynic: ow.  Could I get some burn cream here?
 leroygardner81: That cup of water is bigger than my future
KeytarCat: I was gonna say Half of Movement, but I'll take free!
 leroygardner81: Hydro homies for life
 RandomTrivia: Love the Sneak Attack + Flourish Crit
 PharaohBender27:  math
 JadedCynic: Cat's are 6-dimensional beings...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Hexi_Lexi: CatMathDo
 vellebastet:  
kusinohki: It's like 7 human dice!
 vellebastet: HOLY
 eshplode: From the first attack
 leroygardner81: OOF
 A_Dub888: 
 ContingentCat: dang
 Hexi_Lexi: EXCUSE THE HELL
 JadedCynic: I feel like Dan is going to get an Ultimate Answer out of this...
 e_bloc: yikes on bikes
   LoadingReadyRun:  The team is using the direct method of contract negotiation. If you are dead, contact is void
 leroygardner81: Prrr POW
 vellebastet: #CatSupremacy
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
josh___something: XD
 DiscordianTokkan: Sneak attack May be a hell of a drug
 Alas_Babylon: 2d6+4d6+4d6+DEX
KeytarCat: Full of pasta and regret!
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun 
 RandomTrivia: If you ever want something to rival a Paladin Smite Crit, SwordsBard with a smidge of Rogue is VERY strong
 ContingentCat: swords are netoriously unhealthy to have in you
   LoadingReadyRun: sneak attack when you auto crit is nasty
 Alas_Babylon: Sneak Attack and the Whispers psychic pseudo-SA, all of its dice doubled, so it's... yeah
 zuchen_120: But wait, there’s more.
 Alas_Babylon: a world of pain
  Sarah_Serinde: Well at least it's satisfying? 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyDaintyMangoDatBoi-ghXbIRT8_292S08L
 RandomTrivia: Bard combos (especially with some multiclassing) can be DEVASTATING
 DiscordianTokkan: "Turns out Dan is the creator of Comic Sans!" "GET'IM"
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 hiryuu1115: yeah, please don't eat random tubes of gogurt
 JadedCynic: Yeahhhhh @RandomTrivia we've got both in my current game, I'm the paladin and we have a tabaxi rogue...that splashed some bard
   LoadingReadyRun: #nosponsoredbygogurt
 Alas_Babylon: hold person is a *nasty* spell to give a College of Whispers
 Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a quote....
 leroygardner81: @LoadingReadyRun  But would like to be *wink* email us
 RandomTrivia: Hold Person on Rogue, Dissonant Whispers on Fighter, so many wild and wonderful shenanigans
 NotCainNorAbel: if my cat brings me gogurt....um  even if it heals me I'm probably not going to eat it
 SerGarretCameron: you might be able to mitigate some psychic damage, but not in the long term. it's more like temp HP.
   LoadingReadyRun: I *do* like yogurt
 ContingentCat: "don't spackle your holes with gogurt" is solid advice
 iris_of_ether: Yog-hurt, indeed
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveHealthyBeanYouWHY-bE181wHy1u5YDwCH
 lirazel64: Goat yogurt is amazing, but not for spackle.
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyMotionlessClipsdadKlappa-Sa8CNv56WGxR9a4s
 e_bloc: 1000 here's to the commitment to the body paint, K'Larysca
 ContingentCat: yogurt can be great, gogurt on the other hand is not great as far as I remember
  Sarah_Serinde: !advice
  LRRbot: FUCKING WALK THEN!
KeytarCat: Sounds like a euphemism
KeytarCat: Punch the Bongo Orchestra
 JadedCynic: 
 Ritaspirithntr: Perfect Sarah! Absolutely Perfect!
 NotCainNorAbel: thank you @KeytarCat I jsut said that to my SO
KeytarCat: ^^
   LoadingReadyRun: is "Punch the Bongo Monster" a good candidate for lrrbot advice?
 Dog_of_Myth: @Sarah_Serinde I almost choked on cookies when that advice poped up
  Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun yes. Yes it is.
 DiscordianTokkan: Very Yes
 NotCainNorAbel: very good advice
 leroygardner81: Yes
 ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun yess
 JadedCynic: I concur, your excellency 
mattyloz: !advice
 vellebastet:  
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that sounds quotable to me
 JadedCynic: maybe convey something, non-verbally
 RandomTrivia: Oh boy
  Sarah_Serinde: Now we have *two* new entries in !advice 
 DiscordianTokkan: Pom's gonna pocket ALL the ball bearings
 ContingentCat: while we're adding advice, "spackle your holes with go-gurt" is a prime candidate for bad advice
 leroygardner81: @DiscordianTokkan free shrapnel, just gotta remove the unwanted flesh
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 RandomTrivia: HAH
 JadedCynic: NICE one Wheeler! 
 Alas_Babylon: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Donut Claus is the best holiday figure
 ContingentCat: yes, both
Master_Gunner: the bear claws clause
 Alas_Babylon: "Strike the page with the donut clause" is also pretty quotable
 RandomTrivia: Does that make it a sub-Claws?
 ContingentCat: no donut holes only timbits
 JadedCynic: any bardic inspiration left?
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat thusly an inferior product (speaking as a Canadian)
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Alas_Babylon: not with a warhammer
 RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHA
 JadedCynic: Oh dear....
 vellebastet:  
 Alas_Babylon: oh boy
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: this is gonna get messy
 Alas_Babylon: My man's a Dual Wielder
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.
  LRRbot: New quote #7558: "I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream." —Wheeler [2021-04-05]
   LoadingReadyRun: *looks at the camera as a free action*
 DiscordianTokkan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dot Pom
 zuchen_120: While Boston Cream hits THE spot, it’s not the RIGHT spot.
 RandomTrivia: Sarah YES
 Alas_Babylon: !findquote donut
  LRRbot: Quote #2510: "Our demands are fudgy donut!" —Cori [2016-05-13]
  RomanGoro: I'm picturing Pom shrugging with both hands and the trunk, maybe also some ear
Houstofcards: eh b c's: a comprehensive study of shrugs
 RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Does that want to be "Wheeler, as Pom"?
 niccus: limiting breadsticks
  Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia I mean, Pom presumably wasn't saying that out loud
 JadedCynic: with a title like that @Houstofcards I'd read that paper...
 RandomTrivia: Wait, ignore me. Ben said it.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Once more from the top, Martha!
txzen_: Where did Kathleen come from
 hiryuu1115: ooh, is greg gonna helm breaker a fool?
 RandomTrivia: 
HundreydAundre: Oh, don't be such a bae-bee! horns grow back!
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: txzen_ Kathleen is playing several of the NPCs
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: She's also the producer for this campaign
 hiryuu1115: he's not wrong
HundreydAundre: Me, whisperly second opiniated: ...no they don't!
txzen_: Sarah_Serinde ooh that's fun thanks for the heads up
 vellebastet:  No! Not the beans!
 JadedCynic: on one hand, the cat is dextrous enough to dodge, but the cat is too prideful to dodge
Houstofcards: my beeeans!
 RandomTrivia: Martha is great
txzen_: the rythmus is going to get you
 JadedCynic: I love that - "I have plenty of mouths and yet I cannot scream"
   LoadingReadyRun: Cat is torn between dodging the bed and wanting to curl up on bed
 leroygardner81: The cat isnt in the way, it IS the way.
coelopteryx: gotta be california king size bed, all the casino hotel's beds are california king size
 JadedCynic: ^^^ yeah
 Alas_Babylon: 11 succeeds
mattyloz: (it's 10 or half, whichever is higher, but I know they can't see chat)
 RandomTrivia: !quote 4847
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 PharaohBender27: 
 leroygardner81: @RandomTrivia Tahnkyou for that
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia well said 
 Alas_Babylon: Yep
 RandomTrivia: That is the most useful quote in the database, and the only one for which I have the number memorized
 Alas_Babylon: It's definitely handy lol
 JadedCynic: time for some 'Employee-Employer Negotiations' right now...
   LoadingReadyRun: its hell, every second is a hot second
 JadedCynic: 
 leroygardner81: ngl started saying hot minute cause of wheeler
 DiscordianTokkan: Severance Package!
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww but "terminated" was right there 
 lirazel64: I suspect that He'll is going to turn out to be a state of mind.
 RandomTrivia: Heh, I get it
 JadedCynic: "consider this your severance pay"? perhaps?
 lirazel64: Hell,  even.
 leroygardner81: Doggo?
 Alas_Babylon: Death becomes this friend
 kalira77: 12d10, ouch
 RandomTrivia:   
   LoadingReadyRun: activating the *headless* clause
  Sarah_Serinde: Attaboy Greg
 PharaohBender27:   
 FerociousPeach: it's very satisfying that Greg struck the killing blow
 JadedCynic: ♫Fire in(front of) the casino!  Fire in the Olive Garden!♫ 
 Hexi_Lexi: YOU DID IT GREG
  Sarah_Serinde: I love that image of Xilix 
 vellebastet: Whoohoo!!
 JadedCynic: #ConsensualHugs
  Sarah_Serinde: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 ContingentCat: awwww consetual hugs
 vellebastet: #ConsensualPowerHugs
 DiscordianTokkan: Awwww
 Hexi_Lexi: awwww
 vellebastet: Awwww
 ContingentCat: wow good hug
 RandomTrivia: Oh cool, he had a Lay on Hands pool. I guess he *was* once an angel
 PharaohBender27: Dang, that really is a powerful hug
 Alas_Babylon: Consensually Lay on Hands
 JadedCynic: bones reset themselves, blood unstains your clothes and pours back into the wounds, which close up on their own...
  Sarah_Serinde: Vrada no 
 leroygardner81: @Alas_Babylon spell requirement being consent?
 RandomTrivia: Oh Vrada...
 Hexi_Lexi: VRADA YES
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia fallen angel, remember
  Sarah_Serinde: Cat hug!
 Hexi_Lexi: oh, K'larysca
 vellebastet: Merrrow
 JadedCynic: He was SLOUCHING FOR TWO FEET OF HEIGHT??? 
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
 JadedCynic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 vellebastet:  
 JadedCynic: don't fight it, doug
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I love Gailve
 JadedCynic: just let it happen
 leroygardner81: 
Houstofcards: i had to take my headphones off, purring too powerful
 iris_of_ether:   
 vellebastet: 
 ContingentCat: trying to make some biscuts in Greg
 JadedCynic:     
  Sarah_Serinde: Like herding cats
KeytarCat: heh
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularOutstandingCheeseWholeWheat-dwmA_AneQTDFp4S7
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: Sounds like Annie's cut out for running an infernal casino
 Ritaspirithntr: Awww
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Hexi_Lexi: yes, xilix. yes
 ElementalAlchemist: It's Hell, so isn't making it better just making it worse?
 RandomTrivia: You certainly made Hell
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 JadedCynic: well, devils typically don't *die*, but it might be a while before Pedanterax is going to have another corporeal body...
 SnowBuddy18: hell is other people
 Alas_Babylon: He did die in his home plane...
coelopteryx: hell-icopter heh heh hehhh
 Alas_Babylon: He's kinda hecked up
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Greg
black_star3000: Queer as hell is a great theme for anything
black_star3000: im glad I found this today
Houstofcards: something ominous down the hallway
 LadyAtarka: Oh the Westgate
 leroygardner81: hello Lday!
 leroygardner81: Lady*
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 vellebastet:  
 Hexi_Lexi: hey @LadyAtarka guess what?! youre wonderful and amazing and beautiful and loved
 ContingentCat: 100% less poop in all food and drinks
  Sarah_Serinde: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 leroygardner81: @Hexi_Lexi  that knocks my hello way out of the water
 LadyAtarka: @hexi_lexi You are such a sweet human!
 vellebastet: Alrighty
 Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka NO U MORE!!!!!
 LadyAtarka: @leroygardner81 
 vellebastet:  
 leroygardner81:  
 iris_of_ether: LRR streams are such a great soundtrack for crafting  https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1379220031083405316
 PharaohBender27: Oooh! We get a Q&A episode for this campaign!
leopard_wolf: ooh, learning things
 Hexi_Lexi: @iris_of_ether LRR streams are such a great way to meet wonderful crafters like you!
 iris_of_ether: @Hexi_Lexi   
 JqlGirl: Wedding time!
 Hexi_Lexi: MAWWAGE
  Sarah_Serinde: K'larysca is ready to party
 leroygardner81: Nathaniel be looking phresh as heck, jealous my friend
 LadyAtarka: Anyone else sad that this is almost over? I’m sad.
 Hexi_Lexi: @LadyAtarka big same
Houstofcards: lets get buried errr i mean married!
 ContingentCat: so sad, excited to hear what's next though
 eshplode: Good things vods will never mean it's over!
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
 iris_of_ether: That is such a cute picture
 PharaohBender27: Oh dang he cleaned up nice
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg cleans up well 
 JadedCynic: Oh Featherweight! Magnigicent work!
 Hexi_Lexi: OH MY
 LadyAtarka: Awwww
 ContingentCat: aww
 Alas_Babylon: holy MOLY
  corianderd: little crown in the flame
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg pls
 JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon hey, "UNholy MOLY" even 
 Hexi_Lexi: greg plz
 vellebastet: @corianderd Oh, you're right
 vellebastet:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Greg
 Alas_Babylon: hehe
Despoiler98: put the sword down greg
 JadedCynic: it's a two-hander for a 14' tall arch-devil
 A_Dub888: !card cantankerous
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RandomTrivia: It probably is about the size and weight of a load-bearing support column
 PharaohBender27: !findquote cantankerous
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 ContingentCat: !findquote sword
  LRRbot: Quote #475: "The sword is sufficiently metal." —BusTed [2015-07-18]
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet: !findquote walk
 RandomTrivia: Yeah! Greg!
  Sarah_Serinde: That's the spirit, Greg
 Hexi_Lexi: i met a 4 once!
JadedCynic: I'm sorry chat, but I can't help but hear Big Smoke saying "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" 
   LoadingReadyRun: What's a Meta For?
 RandomTrivia: "It's for identifying popular strategies, but that's not important right now" 
 Alas_Babylon: A metal fork?
 vellebastet: @loadingreadyrun 
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia oh WOW
 JadedCynic:     
 JadedCynic:      
 ShatteredShamrock: CAT 
 Hexi_Lexi: CATTE
 ShatteredShamrock:  
 ContingentCat: "help"
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
  Sarah_Serinde:  good job Greg
 Hexi_Lexi: OH NO
 JadedCynic: oh!  RIGHT......
 RandomTrivia: OH YES
 ContingentCat: good job Greg 
 JadedCynic: oh! 
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: Greg, you've come so far and we're all so proud of you
 Hexi_Lexi: im proud of you, greg!
 JadedCynic: Dangit...my monitor must be failing - it's getting all blurry all of a sudden!
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98: LOL you know better!
 LadyAiluros: omgtwitch plz
 JadedCynic: Keep on them Gailve! 
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel like most things aren't Kosher *in Hell*
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun only the things you expect to be Halal...
 RandomTrivia: Pffft, you know K'larysca got like a 10% kickback on that moisturiser
 iris_of_ether: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "It's just Butter! Hashtag Ad!"
 JadedCynic: aw, MAN
 Alas_Babylon: That suit is hella sweet
 JadedCynic: a flaming aura
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: Pun fully appreciated
 JadedCynic high-fives @Alas_Babylon  o/\o
  Sarah_Serinde: Aww
 Alas_Babylon: o/ *pow*
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: \o *pow&
Despoiler98: Im not crying YOUR crying 
 LadyAtarka: Awwwww
 Alas_Babylon: 
 RandomTrivia: Did Tappy make a MaiTaigerita?!
 JqlGirl: crying
 JqlGirl: 
 Hexi_Lexi: IM NOT CRYING YALL ARE CRYING SHUDDUP
 JadedCynic: yep, must be some setting gone on my monitor - just won't focus for me
 PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Hopefully minus the imp family's "secret ingredient"
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Oh goodness I hope so
Despoiler98: perfect pronunciation
Houstofcards: is the stole made from a firefox?
Despoiler98: @Houstofcards hellhound
 JadedCynic: that's her mom's elven heritage there in that full name 
 PharaohBender27: This really gives the phrase "wedding from hell" a whole new meaning
 JadedCynic: and now comes the scrutiny of the Marriage Contract...get comfy
 Alas_Babylon: "WHEREAS, I love you, and WHEREAS..."
Despoiler98: oh man marriage in hell is a serious business *stares at scroll* 
Houstofcards: @Despoiler98 they made a scarf out of a pupper? this IS hell
 RandomTrivia: Why did they even bring a quill...?
 JadedCynic: oh.  okay, fast forward
Despoiler98: WAIT aren't they Immortal? Thats a helluva long contract
 Hexi_Lexi: gdi with these blood pacts
 Uzumaki15: I'm waiting for the final plot twist where Annie's mother shows up and objects
 vellebastet: Well alright then  
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia not just a blood splatter, proper signatures
 Alas_Babylon: How romantic
 mowdownjoe: Someone watched Dorohedoro
Despoiler98: nothing like signing a contract in blood to give me the feels     
Houstofcards: afterlife partners
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic:  
 RandomTrivia:     
   LoadingReadyRun: dex check
Wrexadecimal: NOW KITH
 ElementalAlchemist: "You may both make out!" should be the new saying at weddings
Despoiler98: GRAPPLE CHECK
 Hexi_Lexi: @Houstofcards oh my thats good!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: They dip each other. They double dip
  Sarah_Serinde: Go Flora 
 JadedCynic: Flora wins the contested grapple!
 ShatteredShamrock: Double dip back and forth forever
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: OMG the character moments
 kalira77: contested dip roll
 Alas_Babylon: "You may now do the thing"
 PharaohBender27: 
OccasionallyManly subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 43 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, OccasionallyManly! (Today's storm count: 34)
KeytarCat: TikTok is already the hell version
 RandomTrivia: Pom admires the general technique, Vrada admires the specific reversal that is no doubt a combat maneuver
Despoiler98:    WOW the complisut
Despoiler98: complisult
 Alas_Babylon: Me, an intellectual:
mattyloz: oh boi
 falingard: which is helled
 thraximore: waft thyself elsewhere, demon
 JqlGirl: 🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊
 rendelnep: Edith Slump is a devil? i can see that.
 vellebastet: Just beautiful 
 JadedCynic: @rendelnep ...her influence would explain a LOT of things about Nsberg.
  Sarah_Serinde: Personally I liked the part where they got married
 Alas_Babylon: "Wow, spoilers dude, I didn't know they were gonna get married"
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
  Sarah_Serinde: Gailve pls 
 RandomTrivia: GAILVE
 misteline: I disagree. I think the best part was when they got married.
josh___something: AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHA
 JadedCynic: I....dammit 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 ContingentCat:    
Jasoman: 
 vellebastet:    
 RandomTrivia: OMG
 Hexi_Lexi: GAILVE PLZ
 thraximore:      
 vellebastet: OMG
  RomanGoro: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 JadedCynic: I just noticed the rgb cylcing light behind Kiss! 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 eshplode: 
Jasoman: clip this
 vellebastet: He got his hands on some catnip
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
 RandomTrivia: OH NO HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE 4TH WALL
josh___something: OH MY GOD
mattyloz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 iris_of_ether:   
josh___something: OHNOO
 Alas_Babylon: *Twilight Zone theme*
 JadedCynic waves a Gailve
 JadedCynic: *aT
 vellebastet: OMG 
NoTomToLose: Don't do catnip, kids
 thraximore: too much catnip, go back go back D:
  corianderd: dashing
 JadedCynic: l'chaim!
 Fruan: I would have some strong words for the player controling me.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FantasticModernPelicanFailFish-uFb67Jh8N5X0Mj7H
  corianderd: candlekeep takes me back
Jasoman: semen?
 Hexi_Lexi: shit. literal actual shit
 Hexi_Lexi: ok! who gave Gailve the catnip?!?!
 Alas_Babylon: "So, when I reach the number 5, I get access to the third stage of bard spells" "... what"
 JqlGirl: luckily everyone just hears "meow meow meow meow...:"
 LadyAtarka: It’s me!!!
 JadedCynic: @Hexi_Lexi he was freaking out, so Greg had catnip brought to him - I guess he never thought about dosage...
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/HotSplendidLemurTwitchRPG-VtuV_uk3hbTNyqYl
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousGiftedSoybeanCmonBruh-f0KFY4fa7LMUjAip
 RandomTrivia: Gailve already has the munchies then
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
 DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
 Alas_Babylon: o3o d
 vellebastet: Nice
 JadedCynic: okay, now my arm aches in sympathy
Master_Gunner: I've *been* that cousin at a wedding
 Alas_Babylon: The romantic music then transitions seamlessly into the Guile theme
 JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner ditto...
Houstofcards: ah yes, the omnipresent "hot single wedding cousins"
 vellebastet: Love that
 RandomTrivia: Somehow a romantic arrangement of Misirlou plays
dcstoast: Hi everyone
Alivewithcake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Alivewithcake! (Today's storm count: 35)
 JadedCynic: oh 
dcstoast: Y’all look like you are having fun
 JqlGirl: Gregoranthiel. Nice
   LoadingReadyRun: High level devil as a friend has to be good
 vellebastet: @dcstoast This is the end, actually
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> There’s that new @Card_Kingdom button we mentioned! | @MGrievePhillips> There’s snow lands like Snow Lands! Amiright @Card_Kingdom @LRRMtG 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyPz24vVgAE8ALK.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1379261616592539652
 Scopesightzx: SEQUEL HINTING??????
LadyAiluros: I really wish twitch hadn't just decided to buffer during the best part ;;
dcstoast: @vellebastet oh I have good timing
 Hexi_Lexi: POSSIBLE SEQUEL?!?!
 JqlGirl: more more more
 JadedCynic: @Scopesightzx you GOTTA leave some hooks for NEXT time... 
 RandomTrivia: So the minimum state of this favour is a full heal? That seems very powerful.
  Sarah_Serinde: Always here for the #ConsensualPowerHug
 JadedCynic: #ConsensualPowerHug
 JadedCynic: FTW
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
 Hexi_Lexi: POM NO
dcstoast: The real treasure is the friends we made along the way
 JadedCynic: "YOU don't have to SHAKE me - I'm a badger accountant in a ruby, not a magic 8 ball!"
  Sarah_Serinde: Pom no
 Scopesightzx: you
 ContingentCat: Pom's husband is going to love their new son
 JadedCynic: oh, wait
 PharaohBender27: OH NO
 JqlGirl: new devil, who dis?
InkyGhoast: OH
mattyloz: uh oh
 RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
 JqlGirl: don't take her back, man
 thraximore: dun dun dun
mattyloz: TURN HER DOWN
 Scopesightzx: you're walking in the woods and find an opossum trapped in a ruby in the middle of the road. Do you smash the ruby to free the creature?
 RandomTrivia: UHHH
KeytarCat: scowl and a cowl
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 vellebastet: OOOH
 RandomTrivia: OH DEAR
 ContingentCat: Oh noo
 Alas_Babylon: Oh. Snappledapples.
 Hexi_Lexi: OHNO
 DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
Despoiler98: SNAP Marthas gonna come fight her 1v1
 JqlGirl: No. Don't give in Greg
 misteline: ew.
Despoiler98: CALLED IT
 Alas_Babylon: Hol' up
 JadedCynic: MARTHA! 
 RandomTrivia: 
InkyGhoast: get her martha!
 JadedCynic: time for A Scene™
 vellebastet: 
mattyloz: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
 ContingentCat: Martha get her!
 RandomTrivia: Hide the pachinko machines!
 memnus: Incoming pachinko machine...
Despoiler98: OOOOOOOH DAAAAAANG
 JadedCynic: time for some closure
 vellebastet: YEAH!
InkyGhoast: i'm so proud of him
 Hexi_Lexi: FUCK YES GREG
 ContingentCat:  yaaaaah Greg
 rendelnep: Smite her! Smite her!  Smite her!
 JqlGirl: YES
  Sarah_Serinde:  Good job Greg
 Scopesightzx: GET HER
 vellebastet: GREG POG
 JqlGirl: You go boy!
 Alas_Babylon: K.O.
 PharaohBender27: That could *not* have been easy for Greg
 JqlGirl: Fatality
Houstofcards: yesss, self respect greg!
 JadedCynic: ELVES - amirite, folks?
 RandomTrivia: Greg yes! We're so proud of you!
 vellebastet: Good job!
 thraximore: Well beheading Dan was easy so 
josh___something: to be fair, beheading dan seems easy for greg
 ContingentCat:  "pound sand"
 JqlGirl: consentual power hugs!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiFilthySandstormRickroll-mh-KqHEbHTLj3JcJ
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JqlGirl: consentual power dance
 vellebastet: ^
 JadedCynic: and music swells, camera pans up to the elaborate lighting inside the tent as the bards join the line....
 JadedCynic: PERFECT CHOICE
Wrexadecimal: 
 JqlGirl: 👌
   LoadingReadyRun: and.....stream muted
 vellebastet: BEN 
 JadedCynic: 👌
 RandomTrivia:       
 ElementalAlchemist: "all's hell that ends hell"
 PharaohBender27 applauds
 Hexi_Lexi: YAY!!!
 vellebastet: Whoo!
 falingard:      
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 Alas_Babylon: *clap clap clap*
 thraximore:    
 eshplode: Clap clap clap
 JadedCynic:       
 ElementalAlchemist: This was beautiful everyone
 vellebastet: What a wonderful ride through hell
 Ritaspirithntr:    
 Alas_Babylon: 
 Jhoiraful_Chaos:   
 MyrddintheWizard:     
 iris_of_ether:    
 ContingentCat: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That was fantastic
 vellebastet:   
 SpacePotato01: 
 LadyAtarka: Sad it’s over but happy it happened.
 JqlGirl: 
LlewellynZ:  
 vellebastet: 
 RandomTrivia: This was an absolute joy and delight to behold.
Trashweazel: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
 DiscordianTokkan:   
josh___something: *insert LRR hearts here*
 leroygardner81: glad i caught yous, thankyou
 JadedCynic: Flora: "I've always wanted to kill a dragon"
  Sarah_Serinde:  amazing
 JadedCynic: OMG 
 RandomTrivia: NATHANIEL YES
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 eshplode: Amazing
josh___something: YESSS
 ContingentCat:   
 JadedCynic: YES!!!  
 vellebastet:   
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 Scopesightzx: don't let your memes be dreams!
 OccasionallyManly: ohey ohey, oheyoa, oheyoa
 JqlGirl: Queer & A?
 JadedCynic: oh good, a 'debrief' 
 Hexi_Lexi: encore! encore! encore!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 ContingentCat: yayy
 falingard: Oh nice!
 vellebastet: Awesome!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 kalira77: "play us out, keyboard tabaxi" *chef's kiss*
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliablePoorBananaDoggo-ESwIDaXOlmXgodkM
 JadedCynic: oh wow, guys - the work was TOTALLLY worth it - this was picture-perfect!
KeytarCat: The Screen-Peek for Queer as Hell!
 nickthecatbear: 
  Sarah_Serinde: You both did awesome work
 PharaohBender27: Wait that title's off
 JadedCynic: *snap-snap-snap*
 RandomTrivia: Great job Michelle! You made and amazing series
 JqlGirl: more more
 PharaohBender27: OK, fixed the clip title 
 vellebastet: Everyone did an amazing job.
 Hexi_Lexi: M O R E
 ContingentCat: We definitly did
 misteline: Do we know what Nathaniel was drinking? Milkshake?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: thank you everyone for a wonderful few weeks monday evenings!  it's been maginificent
 vellebastet: Thank you all so much for streaming!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
  corianderd: depends on the server conditions
 JadedCynic: Cam - it's a shotgun wedding 
Houstofcards: sweeps monday, wedding on every show!
 RandomTrivia: Cam sneaking that one in there, nice
 thraximore: It's a Shotgun wedding
 thraximore: dangit cynic!
  Sarah_Serinde: Definitely good
 thraximore: quicker on the draw 
 RandomTrivia: Everything is under Control
 PharaohBender27: Ah, good old dude-slamming
 JqlGirl: revolutionize public transit
 Dog_of_Myth: Now Kiss
 ContingentCat: kills two birds with one bird
 JadedCynic: "Y'ever been so angry that you killed one mother-trucker WITH ANOTHER mother-trucker?"
 thraximore: Ever picked up a guy and used him to hit another guy?
 SpacePotato01: Cam spams use man on man
 Rhynerd: As WriterRaven would call it, Weapon Proficiency: Motherbusser
 JadedCynic: "Brutalist architechture" isn't just a funny term in this game
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: They cooperate some of the time
 vellebastet:  
 JqlGirl: kitty
 ContingentCat: Cat!
 RandomTrivia: "Chris!" "Roger!" "Chris!" "Roger!" "Chris!" "Roger!"
 memnus: Kitty!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 JadedCynic: KITTY 
 RandomTrivia: KITTY
  Sarah_Serinde: 
chaostreader: They are co-operating
 Hexi_Lexi: C A T T E
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
 vellebastet: Suddenly cat!
Wrexadecimal: butt
  RomanGoro: Kitty!
 RandomTrivia: KATT BUTT
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Moving Out
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  corianderd: #catbutt
 ContingentCat: ooo
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, more Moving Out!
 JqlGirl: YES
 memnus: Hi Lady Snuffles!
NoTomToLose: Hello Lady Snuffles!!
 JqlGirl: great game
 DiscordianTokkan: Goodbye kitty!
 DarkMorford: Good luck movin' up
 PharaohBender27: Moving IN!? 
 LadyAtarka: Cat!
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exca3fKUcAcze98.jpg
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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  RomanGoro: Punt Counterpunt is the best segment
 PharaohBender27: Look at that  go!
  Sarah_Serinde: Spirit Hunter
 jonnykefka: ooh fancy
 thraximore: Wow
 RandomTrivia: 
 xantos69: 300 Thanks great stream!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 Ritaspirithntr: Thank you sarah <:)
 aiamethyst: yay sarah
 Hexi_Lexi: #BlessSarahSerinde
 vellebastet:   
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 Ritaspirithntr: I’m just surprised it was called out
  corianderd: one would
  Sarah_Serinde: There are too many good mods for that to be true 
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream everyone! You're all amazing!     
josh___something: Hi sarah o/
  RomanGoro: Top 10 for sure
 PharaohBender27:   
 RandomTrivia:     
 iris_of_ether:   
 vellebastet: I adore you all
 LadyAtarka:   
 Hexi_Lexi: @Sarah_Serinde they never said the other mods were bad, just that youre the best
 vellebastet:   
 JadedCynic: in the magazine rack in bathroom
 vellebastet:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: The Jack Chick tracts of Podcasts
 ContingentCat: oh wow so cute
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler pls
 thraximore: Sounds like the McElroys...
 vellebastet: 
 thraximore: so many podcasts...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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 falingard: subscribe podcastfacts
 RandomTrivia: Confirmed 5e, we have derailed smoothly
 JadedCynic: Unsubscribe to Podcast Facts, please
 RandomTrivia: 
 ContingentCat: they do, they're monotrimes
 rendelnep: !unsubscribe podcast facts
 DiscordianTokkan: Podcasts are Monotremes!
 Hexi_Lexi: SUBSCRIBE PODCAST FACTS
  Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic rendelnep Thank you for subscribing to Podcast Facts!
 JadedCynic: 
  corianderd: monotremes was accurate
 kalira77: don't feed your podcasts after midnight
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
NoTomToLose: White Guy Sequestrations
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Please, keep middle aged white men indoors, they're to devastating to local wildlife
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArbitraryCrepuscularMonkeyTwitchRaid-nKgh_ryW26zphXHZ
 iris_of_ether: Re: Milwaukee: You're Not Wrong! You're Not Wrong!
  corianderd: mmmaaaa the french
NoTomToLose: Every word we speak into a podcast is one nobody else has to hear
 falingard: we're building a rich narrative
coelopteryx: monotremes or stereotremes, depending
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 vellebastet:   
 JadedCynic: burn the ethanol to power the generators and light a fair sized city
 SpacePotato01: 
 ContingentCat: thanks all, byeee 
 eshplode: 
 DiscordianTokkan: G'niiiight!
 Jhoiraful_Chaos: 
 JadedCynic: thanks! o/  
josh___something: rich narrative XD
 vellebastet: Goodnight!
  RomanGoro: Bye!
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat, if you're not following all these lovely people, you can find their Twitters here: https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379222974943784961
SkipIives: That was very good.
  Sarah_Serinde: Also Kathleen_LRR who's the producer and many very good NPCs
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmBovineRaisinLitFam-3XAHXQ5AGydMAdFj
 DiscordianTokkan:   
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Seriously?! Where is the damn exit door!? | James is live with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...One More? Let's keep playing Escape from Tarkov. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyQlv_7VIAMsest.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379269325505265674
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 PharaohBender27: @rendelnep 
 GhostValv: 
  ritchards: !show
  LRRbot: Currently live: One More (overriden)
 TheAinMAP:   
  ritchards: audio effed for me
 Diabore: crackle sound?
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 Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, starting with the cracklies
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: Audio isn't so good here either.
 DiscordianTokkan: Crackles yeah
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: not to me
 Lord_ZYRK: James's Computer why do you do this to James
  ritchards: music was good
 geldaran: didn't notice it duriong the music.
KeytarCat: music was fine, now coarse tremello
 PharaohBender27: Music sounded fine to me
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Music was good
 brainbosh: Music seemed fine to me, but it is really bad now
 TheAinMAP: I think the music was okay.
 DiscordianTokkan: Music was fine
 GhostValv: just the talky bits
 twistedlock23: did I miss escape from tarkov
HundreydAundre: b-bykes
  ritchards: James escaped!
 DaSunao: Uh...
 TheAinMAP:  
 Boon_33:  
 rendelnep: his mic had teh crakleys
 NathanJay_GA: wait, I just got here. something going on?
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