DarkMorford: FREEDOM
theleerm: IM FREE NOW
Dog_of_Myth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always doing a silly voice.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote silly
LRRbot: Quote #429: "Silly James! Go away!" —James [2015-07-09]
codatski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cameron and Cori didn't hit "send tweet" on their going live notification, but I just need you to know the phrase "loot boxes are very pogchamp" was in there. I won't let the gif waste. | Ben and Adam are pogchamping at the bit to play more Resident Evil 5. | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EyVEbQ_VEAIsEDh.jpg || ⤵
Nigouki: lol
Sniknob: PogChamp @ the bit
NotCainNorAbel: adam should have exclusive access to the LLR twitter account
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
akmorris13: lrrSPOOP
CastleOtranto: Oh hey, I just hit 500k channel points. I assume that means mods are at around one mil.
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP
felrender: Yee-haw
Vergotterung: woooooooo
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
jibkat: Spooky
Bengineering: benginO7 i missed u this morning chat
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Anubis169: Ben! lrrAWESOME
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BusTed: finish the fight
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Anubis169 huggles
elkae: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Orgmastron: Bengineering lrrHEART
BusTed: benginHi
CastleOtranto: benginO7 benginHeart lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: yes hi I ordered some LIBERATION with a side of FREEDOM
Vergotterung: heya ben
Makrosian_Tae: It's happening....IT'S HAPPENING!!!
MilkInBag: pogchamp, i guess
ButButTheJesus: hewwo Ben
elkae: Look alive, Milk
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Bengineering: uwu
Dmc3628: Kings of Shit and Piss grace us
BrowneePoints: @Bengineering No
MegaDosX: Ben why
ButButTheJesus: @Bengineering Yes
Makrosian_Tae: Hello to Ben, and hello to Adam, who I'm sure is working just as hard behind the scenes <3
codatski: @bengineering My copy of Monster Hunter Rise is coming in the mail soon and I want to branch out, what weapon should I try out? (Typically main Switch-Axe)
gualdhar: @codatski SnS
Bengineering: @codatski SA is v good! Stay away from HH though. It's getting to popular
boardham: spoops!
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codatski: @bengineering HH too popular?! That is not a sentence I ever thought I would hear
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Bengineering: HH is S tier rn now
codatski: Huh
Vergotterung: lol
elkae: *is prepared*
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
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adi_sheep: Ready for another round of arguably the scariest game ever made
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Soul1355: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Orgmastron: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! lrrDARK lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Dmc3628: king of shit and piss grace us
IgnisDeus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MilkInBag: jesus adam
fastlane250: Tuesdays were made for lrrSPOOP
Vergotterung: lol
MilkInBag: LUL
Kramburger: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
BusTed: hi.
Makrosian_Tae: LUL LUL
elkae: lrrSPOOP_EG
GenericHerooo: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: Strong start
circusofkirkus: seabatUseless
argusthecat: Oh GOOD, starting off STRONG
MilkInBag: ADM
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MilkInBag: NO
elkae: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Oh lordy
zeanith_helfire: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
theleerm: PRAISE BE
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
ganonfro: HSWP
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
NimrodXIV: but who's who
Boon_33: ben it soo quiet
Vergotterung: I don't get it
Gulleko: good start, good start
MegaDosX: Adam's full of beans today apparently
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
quillilian: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: Vergo wrestle reference
Seth_Erickson: I hear we're pogchamping
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ChippTunes: Ben you quiet my dude
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: seabatApp
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #118: "I'm the funniest person I know." —Adam [2015-04-11]
Kramburger: seabatApp
HavenJunde: FBtouchdown
Heaps_Irrelevant subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
justgravey67: HAIL
MilkInBag: seabatNogood
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown lrrHEART FBtouchdown
Vergotterung: hahahaha
Nigouki: strong start
BusTed: a couple of master chiefs
wargodmogis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
wargodmogis: Time for some Action horror, hold the horror
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hesterbyrde: Ohhh Adam... sweetie... honey... dearheart... honey child... darling... cupcake... sugar... no...
saucemaster5000: some folks got into the skittles a bit early
RandomTrivia: *Monster Hunter theme intensifies*
brainbosh: I turned it on and thought Kathleen was singing at first
Goombill subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
Goombill: A full year of this, great work.
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ArdCollider: LOL some maki itoh cosplay here
argusthecat: Adam is a treasure.
the_cardiac_people: I need a Weapon
Electrodyne: P FBtouchdown R FBtouchdown E FBtouchdown P FBtouchdown A FBtouchdown R FBtouchdown E
Dmc3628: praise be the Lords of Shit and Piss
elkae: I am deity of shit!!
Pteraspidomorphi: You are good now :)
theleerm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
theleerm: FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown
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DaSunao: It's been years since I've seen the intro for this show
circusofkirkus: :(
7gorobei: HahaShrugLeft FBtouchdown HahaShrugRight
Boon_33: sounds about right
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MilkInBag: yes please yell at me Kreygasm
MegaDosX: Adam how many cups of coffee have you had today? Just curious :p
korvys: !findquote loonie
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
hesterbyrde: Who the hell let Adam have caffeine?
circusofkirkus: well it was the balance that was off
Kramburger: You can trust Ben, he knows all about hearing being wrong
Electrodyne: O FBtouchdown O WHAT'S THIS
DaSunao: Maybe Adam is too loud instead of Ben
NotCainNorAbel: what do you think I have a volume knob on this side?
fastlane250: oh man it’s gonna be a good nght
lamina5432: just turned you down
Makrosian_Tae: You want us to turn you on Ben?
BusTed: we got got
ButButTheJesus: i got GOT
BrowneePoints: I mean, I know i'm already the issue here. If life has taught me anything, it is I who am the mistake
HundreydAundre: H e n l o twoes, Srrs.
saucemaster5000: don't tell me what to do with my gamer finger
wargodmogis: Starting strong
brainbosh: Please tell me where I can turn up just one person, it would be GREAT.
theleerm: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
blip2004: but my volumn doesn't go higher than 100%
unicornly: bois are getting spicy tonight
circusofkirkus: time to mute the stream :)
samus_of_all_trades: I'm sry sirs
MilkInBag: Adam is just full of Sekiro energy
Enki1256: But then we have super loud Adam and normal sound Ben
Kramburger: TURN DOWN FOR NOPE
Boon_33: doesn't quite work when Adam's shouting and ben's a wisper
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, I have you on mute
ButButTheJesus: ben no!
jboogie247: I would much rather have Adam yell at me than pay attention to a three hour zoom lecture
korvys: !findquote loonie
LRRbot: Quote #1482: "Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!" —Adam [2016-01-09]
HundreydAundre: Sadge-Vidan Served
elkae: Adam beat a Sekiro boss and is riding the high
Jennie_Fuchsia: I usually assume I’m the problem- and not just with twitch audio!
RandomTrivia: Oh no, I underflowed my volume and now Adam is at -2^32%
xantos69: Oh good I get to be abused by a Canadian. Great its just like the United Nations!
MilkInBag: Adam with the gremlin energy
BusTed: someone needs to burp adam
coldhands0802 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
coldhands0802: Thanks.
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elkae: Burp the big baby!!
Kramburger: !findquote King
LRRbot: Quote #328: "The King seems to be eating his own foot." —Beej [2015-06-05]
elkae: seabatUseless_EB seabatUseless_EB seabatUseless_EB
MilkInBag: D:
matthaus_c: chestburster > piss and shit
RandomTrivia: LUL
Elspeth_Tirel: boys pls
MilkInBag: rlyPG rlyPG rlyPG
Boon_33: Thanks for coming in with a great attitude that i ruined. lrrBEN lrrADAM
frank_the_great: We need an old priest and a young priest
RandomTrivia: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
GenericHerooo: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ChippTunes: Happy Tuesday
Kramburger: seabatUseless
Electrodyne: Crowd Control time
jboogie247: But it sure is fun
DaSunao: We need a small priest and a large priest!
DeM0nFiRe: Personally I find the names "Chris" and "Roger" terrifying
SajuukSjet: well, tonight promises to be interesting :P
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Boon_33: scared of playing the same fight 3 times due to BS
wharra: I find talking to my favorite streamers IRL to be scary.
Dmc3628: also the countdown to village is 31 days away
Kramburger: "Going to"?
NotCainNorAbel: the control scheme is pretty scary
theleerm: A M E R I C A
BrowneePoints: You're a white dude slaughtering native Africans. It's ALREADY HALFWAY THERE!
coldhands0802: It's not super racist, it's just very, very stupid.
frank_the_great: It's been surprisingly not that bad
MilkInBag: that sounded more like an alien
Trashweazel: not been great so far
Makrosian_Tae: lrrFINE_TK
theleerm: no one can do a good america dude
BusTed: 🐱🐉
DHCanadian subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
DHCanadian: Oh boy, a return to the anime child of RE
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elkae: Baby raptor
GhostValv: who let in a pig?
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circusofkirkus: that actually is a Red Tailed Hawk you're thinking of for the sound
frank_the_great: How's your monke?
Stormthius: Cheer50
jboogie247: 🦅
OmnipotentTrevor: You already got to the swamp hut part that most people consider the most racist part.
bv310: I kind of recall the second half of this and it just gets very very dumb and not more racist, so that's nice.
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
itira: hello Adam, Ben and Chat! :D
MegaDosX: "Doesn't always"
Elspeth_Tirel: I don't think RE5 has any of that iirc
MilkInBag: "they're craaaaaazy!"
CyberColossus: hey they had the chance to make both characters here african and they chose to make Sonic save africa so you know...
HavenJunde: bald eagles actually don't sound badass enough, fun fact the stereotype eagle sound isn't actually what they sound like
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART lrrHEART
theleerm: love you mods!
MilkInBag: unlike your mods, adam seabatUseless
ButButTheJesus: <3 mods
MegaDosX: "Man, I'm depressed. Welp, time to become a serial killer." - that person, probably
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
GhostValv: sergeModLove
codatski: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Boon_33: lrrHEART lrrHEART
akmorris13: we love u mods
theleerm: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Elspeth_Tirel: well Adam is
Kramburger: Mods are the only ones in this channel who do any work
itira: Too quiet!
Stormthius: sergeModLove sergeModLove
RayFK: You're gonna lie to them like that Ben?
wargodmogis: I didn't know this was house of lies
MilkInBag: adam about to explose
SnackPak_: turn up for what
NarishmaReborn: quietest people in LRR currently streaming
e_bloc: Corgo1000 seeeeeeeekiro
cotillion1850: I don't recall anything like that just silliness
Anubis169 huggles everybody
BusTed: np
matthaus_c: BUS(ted) is coming
Anubis169: YOU'RE amazing
RendezVoodoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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ButButTheJesus huggles @Anubis169
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itira: hot
MilkInBag: that was deep
I_Am_Clockwork: Hooray for the spoop folk!
Kramburger: ExCUSE me?
theleerm: woooo!!!
Jennie_Fuchsia: Papá this mug sparks so much joy
cotillion1850: Ahhh I always appreciate Adam knowing where my name is from
MilkInBag: Wait, COTILLION? Hell yeah brotherrrrrrr
Kaorti: malazan is too long and rambly
beckett_brass: I have decided to watch some RE 5 before going to watch the original Alien movie. How's everybody doing?
MilkInBag: @Kaorti you're too long rlyGottem gottem!
matthaus_c: talk about Malazan while tooting your Hunting Horn
Darth_Litigious: I'm currently listening to the audiobook for The Bonehunters
RayFK: Adam you can't just say Come and expect results, you gotta use foreplay
blip2004: I just read Kellanved's Reach
MilkInBag: the malazan audiobook is only 16 days long
Kaorti: @MilkInBag hmph. I don't see how that's relevant :P
zeanith_helfire: larrGamer
MegaDosX: Jordan pls
ChippTunes: videmo geems
Dmc3628: real life probs ben
MilkInBag: @RayFK ask him about his hinge hunting horn profile Kappa
MegaDosX: "I'm gonna get that egg" - Adam, probably
itira: egg egg egg
ghyllnox: "Ah fuck I have no money" Mood
Kramburger: Eat The Egg, Gamer
theleerm: consume eggy
MilkInBag: lore happened, so who cares
HundreydAundre: video game: Thanks. I'll remember that.
Dmc3628: we were in a cave and the ratman became a hentai
ChippTunes: You got three hours closer to Chris punching a boulder in half
RandomTrivia: This cave would be a great place to get on a jetski...
theleerm: this is a good bad video game
RayFK: Just Joshin'
matthaus_c: you all met in a tavern....
Kramburger: Josh Didn't Die somehow
Robot_Bones: Idk you guys don't pay attention to the plot most of the time LUL
Rhynerd: You folks killed a businessman who tuned into a water monster and met Sheva’s friend Josh, and you folks are looking for the big base of the bioterrorists with the big plan.
Kramburger: 'eh go suck a lemon!
wharra: The guy with Brooklyn Rage!
GhostValv: giga pudio
MilkInBag: not everyone comes from BC, Ben
HundreydAundre: Jill? Wait a minute...
matthaus_c: bodied
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd Now now, it wasn't a water monster; it was jsut your normal average croc :) .
matthaus_c: don't step on a landmine
MegaDosX: Chris still looks like he's about to pop like a damn balloon with how swollen his upper body is
RandomTrivia: Welp
Dmc3628: them's the truth
MilkInBag: I am eternal
ChippTunes: Chris’ left bicep alone needs a daily intake of 4000 calories
boardham: Die or no die, there is no try
Tangsm: It might be the most optimistic thing he could come up with.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL good thing friendly fire is disabled
Twizted_Seed: but you are trying hard not to, and that is the impotant thing
Pteraspidomorphi: There's an implication that the speaker would rather not see the recipient of the message dead, unlike your average stranger who might be OK with it
HundreydAundre: Normal cutscene script vs. Actual Gameplay
itira: What do you have against moths..
MilkInBag: Chris has giant arms, it's ridiculous
kumatsu: BUt what about Roger Chrisfield?
Elspeth_Tirel: love that they speak for the whole of Africa, the entire continent
Twizted_Seed: fuck those moths
coldhands0802: "What does that mean for Africa?" Chris, you couldn't find Africa on a map.
Kramburger: Adam is Chris Redfield the Bobby Lashley of Resident Evil?
HavenJunde: GO!
RandomTrivia: It's begun already...
CaptainSpam: ROGER
itira: riveting content
MilkInBag: I am here for this
BusTed: compelling
ButButTheJesus: HI BEN
ganonfro subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
ganonfro: I keep watching backlogs of Let's Nope, just finished Dead Space 2. Very fun to listen to on long car rides!
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matthaus_c: what a good game of red light green light
Sniknob: Thrilling gameplay
RandomTrivia: Ooh, good acoustic simulation, until the point where it changes to radio and forgets that there's an acoustic at all LUL
ChippTunes: I am fully re-immersed
ghyllnox: Yes
Nigouki: hahahaha
HavenJunde: Roger!
Rynehawk: yes
Tangsm: There are always spiders.
Figgyleaf: I am greatly amused
theleerm: this is exactly why i watch ben
beckett_brass: Of course I'm having fun.
MegaDosX: Oh poor Ben
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP bugs
MilkInBag: the spiders have shoes!
beckett_brass: Also spiders.
Elspeth_Tirel: no I am not amused
akmorris13: oh noooooo
itira: this is the content i strive for!
DoctorAddams: Inspirational
kumatsu: Yes Benjamin, I am now amused
Makrosian_Tae: Aw fuck, I feel for Ben
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
cotillion1850: I am amused now
elkae: More spiders than expected!
Elspeth_Tirel: rip
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
2Flower: 92 months! Also, spiders!
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ghyllnox: Highly amused
ButButTheJesus: AMUSEMENT
matthaus_c: Ben fucked around and found out
Tiber727: Chesthuggers?
Nigouki: just juggle the spiders towards Ben lol
Manae: Ben found his nope
NightValien28: we are amused now Benjamin LUL
Tangsm: I'm sure that was all the spiders there will ever be.
matthaus_c: wait what are you gonna do to me and mine
Rynehawk: hey i understood that reference
RandomTrivia: Poor Ben...
ChippTunes: Yeah I guess those are just “huggers”
Blasteg: that was great comedic timing tbh
Elspeth_Tirel: SPIDERS ARE NOT AMUSING
Boon_33: maximum spoop lrrSPOOP
MilkInBag: LUL
GhostValv: D:
beckett_brass: @ChippTunes Huggers? I love hugging! Can I get hugged :) ?
BusTed: "I'm on my way."
Pheonix888: It's RE, there's ALWAYS a spider.
Makrosian_Tae: Omg, Adam, you MONSTER LUL
MegaDosX: What was it you guys were saying about this game not being scary at all? :p
HundreydAundre: L O O T
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: I wonder how Remy reacts to Ben screaming his head off
ButButTheJesus: ooh shiny!
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
GhostValv: :O
circusofkirkus: exposure therapy :O
MilkInBag: shoot your fears
Elspeth_Tirel: this is what I sound like to my husband when I see a spider in the bedroom
itira: worst friend everrr
irdeaded: So this game is scary for at least 1 of them
CaptainSpam: Getting over arachnophobia with firepower.
ButButTheJesus: no talk me i angy
Dog_of_Myth: Not scary they said, mostly funny they said...
codatski: And you call yourself Ben's friend
MilkInBag: Let's Nope became Let's AAAAAAAAAH
Sniknob: Who needs courage when you have G U N
MegaDosX: Speaking as an Australian, that's a /lot/ of spiders
theleerm: i least they lined up nicely
Elspeth_Tirel: I think you guys need to add a giant spider warning at the beginning of your streams too
Boon_33: only 6 freakish legs on the burrowing creature with an exoskeleton, not a spider.
Tiber727: @MilkInBag Let's Noooooooooooooppee!
OmnipotentTrevor: It isn't STARS, it's the BSAA
Twizted_Seed: africa requires it
Nigouki: all good things come from holes
samus_of_all_trades: Spiders that make u shimmy!
BusTed: gottem
MilkInBag: rlyGottem
Kramburger: GOTTEM
ChippTunes: Its how you continue the story. It’s the Plot Hole
RandomTrivia: LUL Gottem
MegaDosX: lmao gottem
itira: waaaaow
SmoreThanAFeelin: GOTTEM
gamercat88: get got
kerbalized_: wrekt
DeM0nFiRe: That person has a family, Ben
RandomTrivia: *had
MilkInBag: and Adam spills a whole coffee on the computer
Kipstar: hello police, I'd like to report a murder
jibkat: Dang
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itira: Adam whats in that cup
Hexi_Lexi: hey all you incredible friends who i love more than words can express!!!!!
MilkInBag: @Kramburger I don't deserve it, but thanks!
itira: "coffee"
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi Hello. Welcome to RE 5.
Kramburger: @MilkInBag Shh, you
RandomTrivia: Hey there Hexi_Lexi
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi Also spiders.
samus_of_all_trades: Spiders
Transmuted_Elf: tim who? and why isnt he drinking it?
ChippTunes: precious Timothy’s
Vergotterung: oh Jesus it's this place
Rynehawk: i mean ill take pistol firing
MilkInBag: lrrHORN wheelerY wheelerH
Rynehawk: pew pew
kumatsu: fidget ring PridePog
gualdhar: fidget spinners!
Boon_33: what is this ruin?
Seth_Erickson: I knew a friend with one of those
Kaorti: fidget tools are great
Vergotterung: maximum Resident Evil ag
Makrosian_Tae: Did you hear Tim Horton's got named in the top 5 offenders for not talking to employees about all the toxic chemicals found in their workplace
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Kaorti: great for meetings too
MilkInBag: just grab your mic and squeeze it
Rynehawk: he...y morty
theleerm: is chris a himbo?
niccus: it's fine, don't worry about it
MegaDosX: That is a large spider
kumatsu: doin' a little dance, just for Ben
BusTed: There it is.
itira: gross
Vergotterung: lol
Hexi_Lexi: @theleerm 100%
juneblue58: Typical Australian spider.
ghyllnox: "I used to stay sane with spinning a ring, but I ended up losing it" LUL
MegaDosX: Imagine if it just spills out spiders
itira: DUBLOONS!
GhostValv: time to loot :)
BusTed: loads-a money
ButButTheJesus: MONEY
Kyir: Money, the scariest thing of all
SAJewers: lrrGREED
MilkInBag: ah yes, just putting tons of gold in your pockets
DarthRagnar815: lrrWOW
2Flower: Hooray, graverobbing!
Boon_33: crime really does pay.
Tangsm: Ah, yes, from the people who carried around coins the size of their face.
letfireraindown: Since i'm weird, I'm wondering if Ben has been introduced to Rachnera
beckett_brass: @MegaDosX I would not be suprised if that happened.
Kyir: I thought Ben was going to shoot adam to keep the money for himself
theleerm: i wish they dropped eggs
Tiber727: It belongs in a museum!
DeM0nFiRe: Very bad game design to put spiders in but no flamethrower
raulghoulia: you shouldn't kill those they get rid of pests
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
juneblue58: Aww, but the spiders keep the cockroaches under control.
jibkat: You just use the flamethrower on your monitor raulghoulia
ChippTunes: Los Spidros Numeroso
jibkat: Only way to be sure
PhilanthropyLich: If you didn't want to die, you shouldn't have been a spider
saucemaster5000: @raulghoulia Ben's not that bad
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MegaDosX: You should capture spiders you find in your home and put them outside so they can eat all the bugs
Vergotterung: oh boy here it starts
MilkInBag: and adam has 0 health
Twizted_Seed: So wait, the spider on the wall the size of a small poodle sits passivly. and gets punished for it but the labrador spider things with scorpion stingers for feet that is the threats
Tangsm: Ben is likely on the route full of spiders.
boardham: I bet Adam dies first
Kipstar: oh dear
elkae: Bad guys? But you're invading their home Kappa
gamercat88: seikro!
TheCrownedClown55: oh no
beckett_brass: So, what are the chance that a zombie spider appears?
KeytarCat: Oh look, a spider warrior
Boon_33: Adam both won't heal and has no room to pick up more healing/
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
OmnipotentTrevor: Ah the old game of grenade, spear, shield
juneblue58: I love that these characters are all "we have to stop these evildoers" but then the gameplay is all "rob everyone for money". XD
Twizted_Seed: rock, paper, shotgun
DarthRagnar815: Zombie Zulu?
KeytarCat: Well flayed, Adam, well flayed
lyropithic: Ludonarrative dissonance? In MY Resident Evil?
wharra: I'd like to have a big worm in my head >.>
beckett_brass: @juneblue58 I feel that's a lot of games. Not necessarily bad, but it's there in a lot of games.
Twizted_Seed: Axe body spray?
Seth_Erickson: not gonna get the gem in that guy's chest?
wargodmogis: Adam, you miss the shiny
frank_the_great: Shiny thing in the standing coffin
Vergotterung: adam shiny in that room
Kyir: Is this a lesson about the power of friendship
rasterscan: Honestly, this section really drives home the unpleasantness. This is literally plundering Africa's history to buy more gun.
AmberLampLight: ludo narrative disco biscuit
wargodmogis: Yes
frank_the_great: Yeppers
rasterscan: They loot so many historical artifacts in this section.
raulghoulia: yes ben
Transmuted_Elf: that one ben
Kyir: He's just a pretty face
Makrosian_Tae: They're vanity muscles
HundreydAundre: No. We're just shitting you, Ben. Please ignore us.
juneblue58: @beckett_brass Oh, of course. Just this is very explicitly a white guy looting African tombs for gold. It's a bit more overtly yikes.
boardham: Chris's muscles are actually implants
Seth_Erickson: buy a rocket launcher Kappa
Kyir: nooo, nothing bad could happen
theleerm: 1 protein please!
GhostValv: :O
akmorris13: a real GAMER
Kramburger: I once saw a guy at the gym mix his preworkout shake with monster energy and I think about that guy like once a month
MilkInBag: so Chris hits her in the chest and she's fine?
Kramburger: The say he don't got it, but he do
quillilian: With arms like Chris, you can do CPR in one hit
beckett_brass: @MilkInBag ...yeah, I don't get it either. biology brain hurting.
Kramburger: @beckett_brass It's... too much
samus_of_all_trades: Best death cry
BusTed: 🤔
The_Voices: betrayed
matthaus_c: @Kramburger closest thing I've seen is a teacher drinking a glass of raw eggs and chasing it down with monster energy
MilkInBag: Olympics!
BusTed: Are we talking Serious Sam enemies or what
HundreydAundre: RE5 dabbled players to git gud, proably.
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass I always thought they were implying adrenaline shots. Not much better when they're bleeding out, but still
DoctorAddams: Yeeeessss. Feel the anger, Ben! Surrender to the dark side!
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare That makes me feel a little better.
matthaus_c: these guys sure got a leg on the competition :p
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare I also, I think I need to shut off biology brain; I plan on watching Alien later today lol.
Vergotterung: oh boy this place is more Resident Evil than I remembered
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass Probably a safe bet :D
juneblue58: Skyrim sniping these ones. XD
beckett_brass: Maybe through a grenade at them?
JagwarJenkins: they're hiding behind pope hats
beckett_brass: throw*
samus_of_all_trades: The shields
MilkInBag: the boys are coming
boardham: oh, i remeber the fire balls
HundreydAundre: @Vergotterung Resident Evil evolves into Resident Evil.
boardham: FIRE BALLS
DoctorAddams: Have you tried killing them?
HavenJunde: ah, shoot them with freedom bullets
matthaus_c: I thought you said this game was going to *get* racist
beckett_brass: @HundreydAundre Does Resident Evil get a new move?
DaSunao: I thought people were being sarcastic about shooting African giys
sexy_tora: ded
HundreydAundre: *three other games later*
Makrosian_Tae: That was sudden
beckett_brass: Oh by the way, beware the giant flaming balls of death.
Vergotterung: lol
RandomTrivia: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
CururuGuasu: Lots of ball related violence on the streams today
OmnipotentTrevor: If you have the time and resources to set up a giant flaming pinball room I feel like there would be easier ways to kill two people
boardham: lever in the middle
beckett_brass: @OmnipotentTrevor But none quite so extravagent! You have to think about how cool it looks!
OmnipotentTrevor: true
Vergotterung: haha
Hangedman: this is a survival horror zombie game :)
akmorris13: goodness gracious great balls of fire
jibkat: is it?
Vergotterung: of course it's timed
quillilian: If you kill intruders too quickly how will they experience all the cool things you've set up?
beckett_brass: @jibkat Technically?
DoctorAddams: This game doesn't deserve belong in the same reality as RE 0 - Code Veronica benginCry
NavelWarfare: Now I have to watch shadows dance twice again, ben.
Makrosian_Tae: Where they go?
Sniknob: Oh ok
Vergotterung: lol
NavelWarfare: Thank you
beckett_brass: And the balls disappear. Physics brain hurting.
matthaus_c: a button to disintegrate the fireballs
KeytarCat: I returned for--GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
matthaus_c: that's advanced
frank_the_great: How did that switch stop the flaming balls?
beckett_brass: @KeytarCat Welcome back.
matthaus_c: @frank_the_great cool technology
DarkMorford: Roger!
Lionhardt544: Oh is MilkInBag here too?
boardham: it's fun how this game gets increasingly racist as you go
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SquareDotCube: "Who sets up a trap like that?" Adam, the whole series is like this...
HundreydAundre: Come On! Apply directly two the forehead!
OmnipotentTrevor: That sounds like a self inflicted problem
KeytarCat: Wtf is this franchize LUL
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Vergotterung: lol
The_Voices: oops
boardham: lol
Kramburger: HIGHLIGHT REEL
nhkotakuking: all that gold was cursed confirmed
BusTed: the game ate his input
Hangedman: you needed to hit it way early and not when the actual animation played, for no reason
Stormthius: seabatNogood
frank_the_great: This seems like a lot of set up for a trap
Tangsm: The game assumed you wouldn't want to help due to your previous behavior.
Dog_of_Myth: Press X to Doubt
saucemaster5000: Adam's not e ven holding the controller
DaSunao: Wait, that's not James!
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Vergotterung: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: touchdown has been called
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Why
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: \o/
BusTed: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
boardham: CINEMATIC
HundreydAundre: WTF!
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: Style points
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Kramburger: Style Points
thraximore: nice choreography
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theleerm: FBtouchdown
Goorguy: critroleTouchdown
ButButTheJesus: adam's right
wargodmogis: But also why?
DeM0nFiRe: You cross so that you confuse the door, it doesnt know who to aim for
Blasteg: to be honest, it'd be more racist if African can't be zombie
raulghoulia: what if you bumped into each other?
Boon_33: longer and more dangerous
circusofkirkus: TENTACOOL
elkae: Falling with style, sir
coldhands0802: But what does it mean for Africa?
HundreydAundre: No. You would both die if it biffed!
RandomTrivia: Don't ask this game to make sense all of a sudden
lovelesspoison2112: a trap that collapses your whole temple seems like really bad architectural design
DiscordianTokkan: Sheva wanted to be on top
RandomTrivia: LUL
Vergotterung: I would like to see them collide in midair
Hangedman: You gotta slice the pie, Adam
Sniknob: This game is the best type of bad
sexy_tora: they are kamen riders doing henshin
Goorguy: Identify Tombs: Yep its tomb
beckett_brass: @Blasteg Sure, but did they really need to make every zombie African?
matthaus_c: don't put only one person on night shift 4head
asthanius: They always use the Buddy System
JagwarJenkins: FBtouchdown
The_Voices: they go in though the staff entrence
RayFK: Bad
RayFK: This game is Bad
Blasteg: they didn't across the series
Tangsm: Because Jill.
KeytarCat: surely you'll find the shortcut to outside in an hour :P
HundreydAundre: facepalmed
Hexi_Lexi: cause anime i guess
asthanius: Nathaniel Dragon
rasterscan: There's literally no reason why we're here story-wise, FYI.
raulghoulia: could Chris' face Be any more generic?
NightValien28: hot take, nathan drake sucks
boardham: luckily, this is the only silly RE game
AmberLampLight: I can’t wait til 6
rasterscan: The designers just wanted some Uncharted.
Dog_of_Myth: UWU Nathan Dwake
DoctorAddams: Feel the pain of teenage me!
matthaus_c: this is me, legally distinct James Turner
frank_the_great: Wait, seriously, I completely forgot the motive for this game.
jibkat: the one weakness
jibkat: a chest high wall
sexy_tora: what generic? his face looks like a chad gorilla
Electrodyne: The Dragon Con card? I have one of those
KeytarCat: I don't mind a Malcolm Reynolds in my media
ButButTheJesus: #insurmountablewaisthighwall
Hangedman: Uncharted starring Injiana Dones
asthanius: fuckin LOVE doohickeys
Hexi_Lexi: @frank_the_great its best you when you dont think about how stupid this game is
KeytarCat: @ButButTheJesus #ThighWall
nhkotakuking: classic video game go down to go up
matthaus_c: big chillin
asthanius: pog
frank_the_great: @Hexi_Lexi Tru
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp PogChamp
WanderingOmen: oh boy
saucemaster5000: nope, all bots
gamercat88: doing good, how you?
NightValien28: oooh
Goorguy: Sokay
kumatsu: nope, no twitch chts here
boardham: granada launcher!
Vergotterung: lol
Kramburger: Fucking around and not finding out as usual
Boon_33: pogpogpog
Makrosian_Tae: Big chillin
Sniknob: I can't wait for how they will react the quick time events on the final boss
ghyllnox: Nah fam
Nigouki: do not tell Ben
beckett_brass: Doing good.
ButButTheJesus: chat? here?
jibkat: DONT TELL HIM
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NavelWarfare: I must ask. But why, though?
Darleysam: everyone shhh, that's our secret
wargodmogis: Say nothing
boardham: lol
Tangsm: Resident Evil is one of those games that feels like they had a meeting at the beginning to pitch settings, and at the end of it said, "Yeah, let's do all of these."
Dmc3628: Nothing
rasterscan: @Hexi_Lexi I feel like it deserves to be dissected though for how absolutely awful it gets. :/
thraximore: nah
the_cardiac_people: lol
Vergotterung: Slenade Gruncher!!!
IgnisDeus: be very very quite
RayFK: Don't make me ban all of you, the streamer said shush
matthaus_c: b.i.g. chillin MrDestructoid
Boon_33: what
MyBuddySuperfly: 2020Pajamas
coldhands0802: Trying Outriders. It's a good game to have a stream on with.
asthanius: what is what?
Darleysam: a knife
Darleysam: it's a knife
boardham: skylar8Shad skylar8Shad skylar8Shad
ButButTheJesus: TIME TO GRUNCH
DaSunao: I'm here enjoying a big bottle of imperial stout I got from a neighborhood brewery
BusTed: lrrCOW
nhkotakuking: thats a surprise tool that will help us later!
BusTed: Only I may dance.
MinniChii: So I just bought a styrofoam head for my dress form. The dress form that stands in the corner of my bedroom..... Because I love giving my husband nightmares.
matthaus_c: it's an ancient technology slenage grauncher
KeytarCat: but buy after mission
asthanius: Don't tell Ben about the secret second grenade launcher
wharra: You need Chris's insane arms to lift it
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Rhynerd: Ah, he found the slenade gruncher.
jibkat: For the love of Todd, dont tell Ben about the second one
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
OmnipotentTrevor: mom says you have to share the grenade launcher
Kramburger: Good work being cool chat, I'm proud of all of you
RayFK: Shoot a grenade at Ben
asthanius: ^
frank_the_great: SAme one, other side it looks like
matthaus_c: first aid spray is as good as a grenade launcher
Rhynerd: Is there actually a second grenade launcher?
DoctorAddams: Crying into a beer. This is the worst game you ever made, BEN!
asthanius: bad news
HundreydAundre: Worse. You woke it.
sadryanbutler: who's your sheva?
circusofkirkus: an engineering marvel
Hexi_Lexi: @rasterscan this game is bad on several counts and deserves to be critiqued, my point was more that you can still have fun with it if that makes sense
beckett_brass: Is this even a tomb?
AmberLampLight: I appreciate that Adam always uses our full name. So many streamers just say “chat” - super informal
thraximore: oh no this is PEAK bideo vame
nhkotakuking: i always refer to grenade launchers as door makers
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi Makes sense to me, and I agree.
WanderingOmen: that first aid is probably gone now
Tangsm: Do you think there will be a cutting edge research laboratory under all of this?
SnackPak_: time to waste some ammo
matthaus_c: what does it feel like? like you're playing Betrayal without being able to see the map?
frank_the_great: The only logical explanation for this tomb is magic aliens
raulghoulia: uppie
rasterscan: @Hexi_Lexi That's fair, and I agree. We're reaching the fatigue point though - novelty starts running out around Chapter 4.xD
OmnipotentTrevor: If I recall, it's more of a temple than a tomb?
Sniknob: What was the shiny?
beckett_brass: @Hexi_Lexi There are plenty of games that, in retrospect, are kind of bad in several respects but are still fun.
HundreydAundre: Let's assume it's just whatever is left of one & that somebody came this way before stream did.
Kramburger: If Ben gets tired, does Adam have to give him a piggyback?
shendaras: It's a wonder all these mechanisms continue to work after so many years. Do you think they have pairs of maintenance workers keeping the place up?
matthaus_c: do you even have a mcguffin or are you just killing people for kicks
Hangedman: we're looking for the inevitable incredibly inconvenient Umbrella installation, or something
Nigouki: wait what happened to the mullet!?
Kramburger: SEKIRO
itira: i vote rat tail
ButButTheJesus: mullet gone?!
circusofkirkus: rip the mullet :(
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Hexi_Lexi: fwiw, im not trying to excuse or justify the horrible things this game brings up, more trying to aknowledge them while still trying to have fun with it
NavelWarfare: I question the mechanical engineering of these statues
asthanius: Mullet spice
JagwarJenkins: is this an aztec temple in Africa?
frank_the_great: Gone, reduced to dust
SnackPak_: eww
Saintnex: uhhh
matthaus_c: I saw the tweet, Adam is gonna look hot with the new haircut
Makrosian_Tae: TOS
sendatou: Oo
ButButTheJesus: um
DarthRagnar815: gabyFine
juneblue58: At this point I think it's just graverobbing. XD
SentientRatKing: it hisses occasionally
theleerm: genuine adam
Stormthius: ben please...
nhkotakuking: the party in the back when home
itira: Thats okay. Adam keeps a jar of his toenail clippings in his kitchen
rasterscan: @matthaus_c We're ostensibly pursuing the woman in black through a convienient set of ancient ruins that is somehow populated by natives?
SquareDotCube: not joking, they used to make wreaths out of hair
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare Eh, it's not that bad when you view it in terms of "Standard Video Games Ruins."
Vergotterung: Ben what do you think them giving you ammo means
rasterscan: @JagwarJenkins It does absolutely feel Aztec. Particularly the idols you loot.
Robot_Bones: didn't we have the discussion on stream about who would have frozen hair and toe nails in their freezer?
Transmuted_Elf: if you cant get fresh essence of adam, store bought is fine.
asthanius: pistols are the bunting of guns
matthaus_c: @rasterscan gotcha. this game sucks I see
itira: @Robot_Bones we sure did
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass Sure, I getcha. Most of those have magic, though :D
Hangedman: 'why didn't we give our bioweapons eyes? they can't run straight' 'because every time we do they're giant glowing weakpoints'
Robot_Bones: Who knew the answer would be Ben
Saintnex: Seems like a decent balance, not a whole lot of ammo but hits really far and a lot of damage :D
matthaus_c: "wow, fuck me" is also my reaction to being surrounded by a pack of guys :p
rasterscan: @matthaus_c It's like Hexi said. I have had fun with parts of this game. Mostly when you're milking the co-op for stupid fun.
itira: @Robot_Bones i think we all knew
JagwarJenkins: is this the main game or dlc I think I only made it to chapter 6 when this came out
rasterscan: @JagwarJenkins Main game.
ButButTheJesus: @SquareDotCube and now we make potions out of bathwater, so katesShrug
raulghoulia: sweet rush hour ref
beckett_brass: @JagwarJenkins Main game.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
boardham: pog
asthanius: it's really powerful. Especially against living things
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown
ravenlord_xix: what is a shotgun, if not a musket persevering?
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Over the ruins, and through the Chris, to Grandmother’s house we go
Makrosian_Tae: @ravenlord_xix wouldn't that be a blunderbuss?
Nigouki: just keep yanking it until something happens Kappa
hesterbyrde: Ben sounds like a little kid being told a bedtime story.
SnackPak_: come on
NavelWarfare: I want to see the schematics of the area around this chamber
Orgmastron: I remember this part being kind of a pain in the butt
ButButTheJesus: awww smoochms
RandomTrivia: #TeamNicole?
Robot_Bones: Gross
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare Agreed now!
frank_the_great: PDA
Kramburger: DO I HEAR SMOOCHING ON MY CHRISTIAN STREAM
circusofkirkus: COOTIES
RandomTrivia: #TeamNicole!
MegaDosX: TOS
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
theleerm: cooties!!
saucemaster5000: It's a marvel movie
frank_the_great: Black Panther *Shoulder wiggles*
ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM
matthaus_c: the only thing I want to smooch is the statue of liberty
Kramburger: Liberate you and all of your windows
fastlane250: steep prices and trees
Kramburger: Toot toot
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I have several questions
elkae: Big doots
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX she is one of the thiccest tallest ladies in the world
frank_the_great: A giant woman
JagwarJenkins: I do remember pre-ordered the red xbox 360 this came out with. it died within a year
dweebert91: She tastes like pennies
MegaDosX: "This giant woman will devour us all!" *dives into the ocean*
Kramburger: I'm pretty sure the statue of liberty is the villian in RE VIII
Goorguy: Wait how is the guy in the mask breathing fire
Boon_33: a fire breather is an enemy now?
Dog_of_Myth: FREEDOM!!
RandomTrivia: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
boardham: AMERICA
beckett_brass: @Goorguy Very carefully
SnackPak_: This is an Applebee's
coldhands0802: Chris, you're literally in Africa.
Tangsm: Who hasn't wanted to fire a grenade at a spider at some point in their life?
matthaus_c: probably to eat all your ammo
NavelWarfare: Maybe infinite spawn until pull?
Desruprot: they just keep appearing
beckett_brass: @Tangsm I prefer the flametrhower.
Hexi_Lexi: what country in africa are we?
itira: gross
HundreydAundre: Guess I learned why I didn't hear of this game before RE6.
matthaus_c: @Hexi_Lexi the one designed by people who don't know Africa is a continent
itira: take longer
Mr_Horrible: A Trillion Chris is the title of the RE memoir
fastlane250: CRISP
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Radio silence means silence except for on the radios, right?
beckett_brass: @NavelWarfare I would like to point out, you need two people to activate this device!
bv310: I think Sheva might be in a rush
NotCainNorAbel: are you still talking about the game ben?
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass Right? And how are they linked?
kumatsu: no bwain, only sweepies
Mr_Horrible: I've also been editing, but code instead of footage
gamercat88: thats what she said
NavelWarfare: uh
Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing
hesterbyrde: At least you're playing the right game for having melty brain
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
Lionhardt544: hmmm
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
Vergotterung: oh boy Ben
Makrosian_Tae: So what you're saying is you don't wanna do any more tugging, Ben?
Mr_Horrible: sofieLewd
Hexi_Lexi: benjamin
partsofmanny: phrasing?
Tangsm: The seabat!
Phailhammer: katesLewd
Desruprot: phrasing?
CyberColossus: Hubris!
Vergotterung: what game did you think you're playing
thraximore: wheelerHub
matthaus_c: schlorp
ButButTheJesus: SPLORTCH
Mr_Horrible: Wait, it's BFA again? We're fighting Hi-Reek?
DeM0nFiRe: Cool and fun video game
Gumbs_: EL BATO!
JagwarJenkins: bat scorpion always when you least expect it
frank_the_great: I legit was joking last time when I called it Ridley
beckett_brass: @frank_the_great Time to retract the joke.
Makrosian_Tae: "Just fuck off! Ya fuckin goose! I'm gonna get the gun, I swear to god!"
ashesandmochi: that looks like an uncomfortable way to move there centipede bat... thing
frank_the_great: @beckett_brass It must be done
RandomTrivia: Nice hitbox...
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CyberColossus: LAST BULLET
Mr_Horrible: "I've put 40 bullets into its ass" - Me, playing Outriders
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yay! we got there!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Electrodyne: Send 'Nades
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raulghoulia: SOUL GEM!?
MegaDosX: Heh, nothing personnel, kid
Makrosian_Tae: Time for ads?
Vergotterung: lol and they're both out of ammo
Himyul: I bet it has Geico
NarishmaReborn: but what if it did
A_Dub888: And still no plate
Pharmacistjudge: Soul Gem, has a Major Soul inside.
Desruprot: *insert Final Fantasy Victory Music*
beckett_brass: Make those 7 bullets count.
Mr_Horrible: That line will always make me think about how the Orcs in LOTR apparently know what a menu is
ButButTheJesus: @MegaDosX my favorite hedgeheg
beckett_brass: @Desruprot Which FF?
SentientRatKing: Also this is America so even if it wasn't a monster it wouldn't have insurance. FREEDOM
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown teamwork!
Manae: Darn Mutalisks not dropping the good loot
Mr_Horrible: SentientRatKing this monster had to go onto C.O.B.R.A. due to sporadic work
raulghoulia: Vaccine!
kumatsu: uro burros
beckett_brass: It is Wesker indeed.
HesGotNoPants: what stage?
Lionhardt544: Bigger? Oh my
itira: ooohhh mmyy
Sniknob: This is so horny
Mr_Horrible: you're barking up the wrong tree, lady
Electrodyne: Is that one of those internet euphemisms? "Catch the monster"?
circusofkirkus: why is his hand so large
SentientRatKing: @Mr_Horrible I suddenly feel very weary and sympathetic to the monster
Lord_ZYRK: Mr_Horrible Mordor has a rich restaurant scene. Reservation only, though. One does not simply walk into dine.
RandomTrivia: This game is surprisingly thirsty
Mr_Horrible: Wesker is 100% volcel
fastlane250: is he z-fighting?
LightingExpert13: hey wesker. what's up
Lionhardt544: This is SO horny. I can't tell if I want to BE that woman or uhhh other things
matthaus_c: he treats women like shit, that's how you know he's a badass :|
Makrosian_Tae: Khhhris Rrrrredfield
CyberColossus: DC douglas fuckin slapps wesker voice
Electrodyne: I think you mean ROGER
Nydestroyer: rrroger
Pharmacistjudge: Are you ready for Maximum Wesker?
beckett_brass: @CyberColossus Agreed
Mr_Horrible: Lord_ZYRK I... I want to see what their scene is like HahaSweat
RandomTrivia: Gotta at least give them props for the reflection in the sunglasses
Lionhardt544: @matthaus_c oh god that hurt
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kumatsu: are you there god, it's me, Wesker
ashesandmochi: cinematic flashback i see
Nigouki: the fuck is happening
Jean_Jacques_EB: RE5 DLC
rasterscan: Good break time here
Kramburger: That's between games
Dmc3628: the wheelie dude is Ozwell Spencer
blip2004: that was Umbrella's founder
matthaus_c: wait, is the plot of Alien: Covenant based on RE5
thraximore: Resident Sleeper
Mr_Horrible: somebody Spencer, who owned the RE 1 mansion
Sniknob: I'm so confused
Lord_ZYRK: That was Richard Umbrella
Dmc3628: that happens in the DLC prologue episode lost in nightmare
Rhynerd: It happened between games, and got it’s own DLC later
NavelWarfare: I like the steady decline in Ben's stats here
hesterbyrde: No one promised good writing. XD
midichlorianuser: Jim "Umbrella" Corp.
splatty1: it gets a DLC, thats like a game
Akaiatana: Leave it to a guy named Whisker to be clean shaven.
Vergotterung: that's the same flashback from earlier
Pharmacistjudge: When this game came out...it happened between games. It has been filled in later by other filler games.
ButButTheJesus: pupper!
RandomTrivia: Pet! That! Dog!
juneblue58: Coffee time!
elkae: Stretch!
raulghoulia: is that code?
Himyul: is that a euphemism?
jibkat: I think its code
matthaus_c: coffee time, for sure
RandomTrivia: Ben, please pet Reminald for us benginLove
Pharmacistjudge: Remy is not a euphemism
elkae: Stretching all the way over to pet the cat
matthaus_c: I assure you, twitch chat, he will be literally petting a literal dog
HesGotNoPants: good they are gone I can get this out of my system. bring flash grenades for the lovd of god
HesGotNoPants: I feel better now
RandomTrivia: Some pictures can be found at https://twitter.com/bengineeringtv
jibkat: I dont, believe you, matthaus_c
mowdownjoe: Remy is a good boi and deserves pets. benginLove
Bob_Baggins: oh no im late!
Mr_Horrible: are flash grenades still anti-parasite tech in RE5?
aClonedPickle: yes and adam's GL is currently loaded with flash rounds
Himyul: by literally, you mean figuratively, right?
ButButTheJesus: i wonder if we'll hear him bark at the neighbors coming home again
Blasteg: but flash grenade don't do damage Kappa
HesGotNoPants: @mr_horrible yes. also it makes a certain hard boss super easy
aClonedPickle: so expect that to be sold/sidelined soon
Mr_Horrible: ah, I see
Mr_Horrible: well, dramatic irony *is* good to engage an audience, soooo... LUL
HesGotNoPants: have you played before @mr_horrible ?
elkae: lrrBEN_EB lrrSPOOP_EG lrrADAM_EB
Makrosian_Tae: MUSIC!
itira: hullo
DeM0nFiRe: Hello
jonasjonIV: hello
matthaus_c: holy shit that was the scariest shit in this stream
boardham: ello
Makrosian_Tae: H'llo
coldhands0802: Do you think Chris will ever figure out what any of this means for Africa? He seemed pretty concerned.
jibkat: omg!
matthaus_c: my heart
Lithobraker: !uptime
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
elkae: ook ook
Robot_Bones: you passed your tomb raiding exam
mowdownjoe: SMOrc
Makrosian_Tae: seabatSKYLADY seabatCHOICE
RandomTrivia: LUL
matthaus_c: ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga
Robot_Bones: Return to monke
HesGotNoPants: it was ben along
Makrosian_Tae: Because grenade launcher rounds are the only rounds you'll ever need Kappa
BlueBuddhaX: Happy International Ace Day
argusthecat: Can we get a stream that's just you two singing Aquabats songs?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: PrideKoala
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Rhynerd: So, trade pistols for grenade launchers?
Makrosian_Tae: Disregard bullets, acquire grenades
shendaras: Why not both?
matthaus_c: acid rounds baby, drop that lsd
Lord_ZYRK: Different rounds are good on different enemies
Rhynerd: I think acid rounds are pretty good against the more mutated creates?
Bob_Baggins: explosive seems more exciting
matthaus_c: all-in on the glauncher build?
DoctorAddams: ThEy ArE eSpEcIaLlY eFfEcTiVe AgAiNsT lIvInG tHiNgS
Nigouki: how the hell is that a 33 round magazine?
beckett_brass: @DoctorAddams So not zombies.
trojenturtle: firepowa
beckett_brass: @Nigouki Very carefully
Bob_Baggins: oh lanade gruncher
ToastyLoaff: as opposed to blunt damage a gun can do
SCHLORMPH: a slanade gruncher
matthaus_c: @Nigouki brute misunderstanding of how guns work is how
Makrosian_Tae: Giga Struggling
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HesGotNoPants: SAVE FLASH ROUNDS
elkae: Chill homie
matthaus_c: don't taint the holy name of castlevania
thraximore: Keyyyyyyys!
HesGotNoPants: I've said all I can
Goorguy: Ok now this feels like lets nope
SentientRatKing: oh yeah this part
thraximore: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: and thus we have an orbital death lazer
Orgmastron: RIght this part
MagicalAttackGecko: what?
beckett_brass: My physics brain is now dead. Physics is no longer a thing.
Juliamon: remember that screaming a thing is a good way to get Adam to ignore your advice
Pharmacistjudge: it's time for trust games!
A_Dub888: Uncharted Evil
SentientRatKing: you might be able to blow up the mirrors. I know my friends did it with rpgs
Vergotterung: of course it's Resident Evil
matthaus_c: and people were complaining 7 wasn't resident evil
RobotInProgress: I'm loving this playthrough of the latest Lara Croft
matthaus_c: Racisted Evil
Nigouki: did this series jump the shark harder than metal gear did?
Dmc3628: we have yet to fully jump shark 6 fully does it
Pharmacistjudge: The shark was jumped like ages ago
gamercat88: dora the explorer sure got dark
saucemaster5000: To be fair, half of console video games of this era devolved into this eventually
matthaus_c: this is the first episode I've watched since Graham guested on RE4, I'm so lost lol
matthaus_c: you two are great tho
felrender: oh hell yeah Dunkelosteus
Goorguy: Um gravity?
Vergotterung: lol
Pharmacistjudge: you have flash rounds in it?
LightingExpert13: they so squishy
felrender: I think you've got Flash loaded
thraximore: This game came out the same year as Uncharted 2, I don't think that's a coincidence
matthaus_c: he's just wearing a full havel's set
beckett_brass: To be fair, these guys are tough.
HesGotNoPants: why his dick though?
Vergotterung: "Aaaaah large man!" - Ben, 2021
El_Funko: My mum says I'm tough, does that mean I can take a grenade launcher to the shins?
sydnius: Tomb Raider now with more Chris
OmnipotentTrevor: Can you melee him when he takes a knee like that?
Makrosian_Tae: @El_Funko Johnny no!!
matthaus_c: what is this fucking yugioh music
SquareDotCube: oh boy, ancient sun ray of death
beckett_brass: @OmnipotentTrevor I believe you cna. I don't know how effective it is, but you can.
beckett_brass: @SquareDotCube Yep. Physics brain is now dead.
kettleiscool: hi adam!
thraximore: good thing the builders of this ancient tomb left modern ammunition in all of the jars, so that the adventurers with guns could fight the spear-wielding guardians :)
KeytarCat: two of them and two of you!
beckett_brass: @thraximore ...brain.exe has encountered an error. Shutting down.
HesGotNoPants: you can kill those guys on the lasers
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akmorris13: gold small, gold small, anyone want a gold small
RandomTrivia: benginRip
The_Passerby: 4 straight years.
matthaus_c: we told you to go left
Pharmacistjudge: because we can't blame Adam
Usquebaugh67: gopiraRIP
Pharmacistjudge: Chat is currently blocked from blaming adam
Makrosian_Tae: I feel like this game was a series of board room meetings where everyone kept agreeing to the director's demands and the director, when asked to explain what happened with the game, kept exclaiming "I just can't believe they keep letting me get away with it!"
ButButTheJesus: !blamejames
LightingExpert13: did chris just do a pat on the shoulder " your fine, now get out there"?
beckett_brass: @LightingExpert13 Technically, he hit her on the chest where her heart is, then patted her shoulder.
HesGotNoPants: he injected her with a thing
matthaus_c: fallout stimpaks
beckett_brass: @LightingExpert13 Also injections may have been involved, it's hard to tell.
Magresta: injected her with positive reinforcement
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LightingExpert13: @beckett_brass okay it look like injection after seeing it again
Goorguy: Its like dead space all over again
NoTomToLose: Yes Ben, entirely your fault...
hesterbyrde: Adammm..........
Usquebaugh67: gopiraRIP
matthaus_c: we can't blame Adam, so
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HesGotNoPants: because acid doesn't splash?? the heck guys
beckett_brass: So why is it acid grenades? Why does no one use extreme bases?
matthaus_c: c-section this man
RandomTrivia: "How many times to I have to stab you, stupid zombie?!"
Magresta: gaming
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
itomeshi: You know what this reminds me of? Resident Evil. /sarcasm
DarkMorford: "Acid" is just a nastier-sounding word than "base"
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RandomTrivia: At least Adam can still use acid weapons even if all his base are belong to us
matthaus_c: in my expert opinion, not missing with the grenade launcher is the winning strategy :p
Lithobraker: @beckett_brass acids also tend to be oxidizers, and our bodies are mostly mild reducers
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia I appreciate that reference.
DeM0nFiRe: The fact that the grenade launcher doesnt 1 hit ko random enemies is a bit silly
beckett_brass: @Lithobraker Good point. Brain satisfied.
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass Morford set it up so perfectly, really they're to blame
thraximore: too busy killing stereotypes, ben
LightingExpert13: be nice if you could sprint
JoeKim: one fear
matthaus_c: nice
fastlane250: cavalier
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: boing
RandomTrivia: YEET
samus_of_all_trades: Can i have freedom fries with my liberation
matthaus_c: shoot freedom juice at them
beckett_brass: what?
MagicalAttackGecko: COOL GAME
theleerm: freeedom juice!
NoTomToLose: Too bad she got covered in acid
aClonedPickle: impressive!
samus_of_all_trades: Freedom Bullets!
Electrodyne: If we slowly inject gigapuddis into chat, how long until they notice
Randoplh: Gigapuddis
beckett_brass: @Electrodyne Wjat
beckett_brass: @Electrodyne what's Gigapuddis?
Lord_ZYRK: We
Makrosian_Tae: @bengineering would explain, but he doesn't have the video ready LUL
Lord_ZYRK: We'll tell you when you're older
ChippTunes: Just came back from making dinner, do all ancient African civilizations have laser turrets or just this one
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: And the gold medal for synchronised jumping goes to chris and sheeva
ButButTheJesus: gigapuddis
matthaus_c: havel's ring
circusofkirkus: dude needs to trim his toenails
ChippTunes: My man needs to moisturize
Goorguy: That guy kicked an end table real hard
Nigouki: that dude had a very aggressive coffee table
RandomTrivia: That would needs disinfecting
RandomTrivia: *wound
Nigouki: just killing the shins
itira: Adam plz
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Bob_Baggins: needs some underpants
Electrodyne: Brb, gotta go get the wife a gigapuddi
theleerm: i need a cup of that mans piss
coldhands0802: A rope loincloth seems like it create a real pinching problem.
RandomTrivia: *confused dog noise*
Randoplh: YES!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Electrodyne is that like when Ben needed to pet the dog?
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Bob_Baggins: gameplay
Electrodyne: Kind of :D
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sydnius: Adult plz
thraximore: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
ViscountStyx: Nailed it
Scarbble: i just need to let you know that "pogchamping at the bit" was very very funny
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
itomeshi: If they are, I want one too.
matthaus_c: oh shit you walked out of yugioh into portal 2
Electrodyne: 1.21 jiggapuddies
NoTomToLose: I was viscounting on it
Pteraspidomorphi: You don't need an estate, you can just buy those titles these days
DiscordianTokkan: It's in Stardew Valley
itira: fire burn
DeM0nFiRe: wat
Magresta: these let you... die
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 can I have a Duchy or a Barony?
Bob_Baggins: oh...
matthaus_c: death count anyone
aClonedPickle: welcome to instadeath laser puzzle
BloodnBullets: fire hot
GhostValv: don't worry adam, you have it where it viscount :)
viridimayai: Don't walk in front of the lazer
Darleysam: hate to do it but I feel like that's asking for a "viscount deez nutz"
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Kramburger: Vicount is like the lowest rank of nobility titles, it's probably attainable
ViscountStyx: WTB Viscountess
Makrosian_Tae: Play the video, I beg of you
Ritaspirithntr: Ooh! I heard an Adam echo!
until_may: Call me by your pudddddi
DoctorAddams: Viscount? Delicious minty biscuit brand Viscount...?
matthaus_c: just like michael bay intended
aClonedPickle: friendship ended with acid rounds
KeytarCat: friendship ended with acid
TheEmperorofIceCream: I forgot about this inventory system
Pharmacistjudge: it's time for trust games!
edgeyberzerker: spiders eat mosquitos
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Let's teach these ancient African sites the glory of FREEDUHM
codatski: Re-watched the TS on Monster Hunter World recently and Cori argued that MH was more like Stardew Valley than Dark Souls. I think she's right. Adam? Ben?
edgeyberzerker: I hate mosquitos more
jonasjonIV: spiders not worth
NoTomToLose: bug sequestration systems
Blade_Tiger: Oh gods it's THIS room
Lord_ZYRK: They're ecologically important
edgeyberzerker: then frogs die?
Pharmacistjudge: who is ready for puzzles and trust games?
until_may: then wildlife would start eating us
itomeshi: Tell me more, Ben.
Himyul: then you have no birds
ravenlord_xix: Hey Adam, I can get you a royal title on the cheap, you'll be a discount Viscount :P
brainbosh: Then we die
Bob_Baggins: we need worm poop Ben!
NavelWarfare: I know very little of this game. But I know this bit. I foresee fun times
Makrosian_Tae: For those of you who may not know what they're talking about and want to know what giga puddy means: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
Lord_ZYRK: That's even *worse*
Jwiley129: Okay friendos. There's a Twitter trend of "Ruin a video game title by replacing 'Moist' with one of the words"
matthaus_c: game desiiiiiign
theleerm: cant argue with that logiv
viridimayai: This is not gonna be a fun room, I can feel it.
jibkat: Dont get burrrnnned
RobotInProgress: No bugs! Mammal Supremecy!
wynternyghtynggale: then there would be no food and reptiles would die
Ritaspirithntr: Then we’d have no honey!
letfireraindown: we have nothing to eat the plant and poop
BloodnBullets: ok chat, how many times are they going to lazer each other?
thraximore: the bugs are dying off already, its kind of terrifying :\
7gorobei: no bugs = no more honey, no more fruit
Makrosian_Tae: Resident Moist
Dmc3628: Jwiley Moist within is my submission
korvys: Resident Evil: Moist Veronica
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Moist Evil
Pharmacistjudge: So is it Resident Moist or Moist Evil?
CyberColossus: Moist Evil is so bad
TheThromborax: !game bad
A_Dub888: Moist Hill
Blade_Tiger: Moister Hunter
Nigouki: Half-Moist 2 Episode 2
hesterbyrde: okay... okay but imagine if your partner was an AI just wandering around while you're trying to solve this one.
ViscountStyx: MoistCrossing
Earthenone: a true test of cooperation
codatski: Moist Hunter: Rise
BrowneePoints: Moist Evil
juneblue58: No, no. Resident Evil Moist.
Jwiley129: @Dmc3628 Pocket Moist?
GhostValv: World of Moistcraft?
matthaus_c: I am Resident Moist for Lady Dimitrescu
Kramburger: I wanna be the Moisty
RandomTrivia: Moist Warriors: Age of Calamity
Seth_Erickson: Monster Moister though?
Pharmacistjudge: Monster Moister?
lemmel: Moist Valley
zeldakid1999: Moist by Daylight
ChippTunes: Moist Hazard in Japan
Darth_Litigious: Super Moist Brothers
Dmc3628: oh yeah tht 31 days to Village
sterlingsojourner: Moist Souls
boardham: Devil Moist Cry
Driosenth: Monster Moister is topical
aClonedPickle: Moisture Farmer
Gaytanic_Panic: Moister Hoister
Lithobraker: Y'all need to stop shaking hands with danger.
Makrosian_Tae: Moist Raider
Goorguy: Not a video game but Snorsh won't stop calling it "Moist of Tirna Scithe"
BrowneePoints: Don't get it confused with Moisture Hunter, that's just being a farmer on Tatooine
A_Dub888: Pokemoist
chaostreader: Pokémon Moist
until_may: God of Moist
itira: Moists of Tirna Scithe?
raulghoulia: duck
Gaytanic_Panic: Monker Honksman
Jwiley129: Stardew Moist
Himyul: Super Moisture Bros
DeciusMagnus: Moist Ex
ViscountStyx: Magic: The Moistening
TheThromborax: Genshin Moist
BrowneePoints: Enter the Moist
circusofkirkus: what
boardham: lol
GhostValv: D:
rasterscan: Wow.
Randoplh: Moist: The Gathering
BrowneePoints: @TheThromborax Moist Impact
Usquebaugh67: D:
TheThromborax: Moist-Man
rasterscan: Never seen that happen.
Seth_Erickson: Moist Legends
Boon_33: this game is from 2009, the same year as uncharted 2 and assassin's creed 2.
itira: the delayed scream
KeytarCat: HUH
NavelWarfare: Angles baby!
Earthenone: welcome to the highlight reel
RandomTrivia: Welp
matthaus_c: Moist Impact @TheThromborax
DeM0nFiRe: 10 seconds after she burns to deadth "SHEVA!"
chaostreader: Moist Yellow(Pokémon yellow)
Lord_ZYRK: What a GAMER
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrEFF
Gaytanic_Panic: B R U H
Tangsm: @Jwiley129 Not Moist Valley?
Makrosian_Tae: @TheThromborax Moist Impact
juneblue58: Waits a few seconds to make sure you're dead before he cries out in despair. XD
Himyul: Yoshi's Moist
until_may: im not saying fire is bad, but it isnt great
Jwiley129: @Tangsm someone already did that
A_Dub888: Super Moist Bros
Pharmacistjudge: MoistDew Valley
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TheThromborax: wow. this game sucks.
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matthaus_c: Luigi's Moist
Bob_Baggins: bruh
GhostValv: tqsBweh
SableDrake: Total Moist
frogomb: Moist Fighter 3: Moist Strike
Jwiley129: League of Moist
Himyul: Moist Kombat
BrowneePoints: Moist Suit Larry
Lithobraker: Pokemon Moist and Pokemon Chapped
gawag_: bruh moment
SentientRatKing: Moist Gear
Robot_Bones: Moist Gear solid
NavelWarfare: Moist Fantasy 6
Randoplh: Moist: the Gathering
Makrosian_Tae: A weapon to surpass Moist Gear????
DoctorAddams: It ain't no B R E H
SableDrake: Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Moist
Nydestroyer: oh I remember this section
circusofkirkus: the way it works, does it work?
tidehollowcat: Moist Thunder
akmorris13: The Good, the Bad, and the Moist
Robot_Bones: Moistborne
ViscountStyx: Moist With your Friends
LadyStarFire323: Super Moist Brothers
frogomb: Dr. Moist
Makrosian_Tae: @akmorris13 For a Fistfull of Moist
sydnius: Moist Souls
TheThromborax: MoistSpank
GhostValv: resident evil: moist veronica
Jwiley129: Halo: Combat Moist
Seth_Erickson: you did it PogChamp
matthaus_c: Moistout: New Vegas
SentientRatKing: Praise the Moist
Makrosian_Tae: Moistborne
Seth_Erickson: Puzzle Gods
Gaytanic_Panic: Pokemon Moist
Oghara: !schedule
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Lithobraker: @Robot_Bones moistborne honestly sounds more pleasant then bloodborne
DoctorAddams: Moistdew Valley? Harvest Moist.
Robot_Bones: Binding of moist
ViscountStyx: Euro Moist Simulator
Bob_Baggins: i guess
matthaus_c: what the shit
TheThromborax: Moistwatch
midichlorianuser: Conkers Moist Fur Day
BloodnBullets: sun powered elevator
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aClonedPickle: cool ancient technology
LightingExpert13: electric boogaloo
lovelesspoison2112: Ancient African light elevators
matthaus_c: you're totally just playing bad portal levels
Makrosian_Tae: Overmoist
A_Dub888: Untitled Moist Game
lovelesspoison2112: We all know about those
DoctorAddams: Metroid Moist
Jwiley129: Moist-Life 2
ViscountStyx: Moistest Dungeon
matthaus_c: Moistroid
Seth_Erickson: need to turn that second one
sydnius: !quote moist
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HesGotNoPants: ah myan laser elevators under African swamps
matthaus_c: The Moist Scrolls
ThirdGames: Hi Adam & Ben! Can't stay but just wanna say hi from YouTube!
ButButTheJesus: F-Moist
midichlorianuser: Moisty Kong
Blade_Tiger: Super Moist 3D World
wargodmogis: So quick question, Why?
HesGotNoPants: sonic the moist hog
Makrosian_Tae: Moist Strikers
mrverbal: that belongs in a museum!
Oghara: do we know who is gonna be on the ppr?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !ppr
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Boon_33: good summery
DoctorAddams: Knights of the Moist Republic
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: these puzzles aren't so bad except for the part where the light kills you if it hits you
dirtvolf: eleven53Mint11
Orlantia: Ben, is that a redvine, or pull n peel?
Oghara: nice to have the whole crew :D
DeM0nFiRe: Sekiro: Shadows Die Moist
Pharmacistjudge: And Penny!
ravenlord_xix: what cards are you most excited to open?
juneblue58: I am so keen for Strixhaven. There's like a dozen cards I want at this point.
matthaus_c: what if you can laser the spiders
BrowneePoints: I heard there's this handsome Chad of a Gamer named Adam Savidan on the PPR
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Doom 2: Moist on Earth
midichlorianuser: No Moist Sky
Makrosian_Tae: Moist Eternal
juneblue58: Archmage Emeritus and Solve the Equation are the ones I'm most keen for.
midichlorianuser: or Moist man's sky
frogomb: SimMoist
dirtvolf: fuckin Spiders
KeytarCat: Moist Man's Sky
akmorris13: Moist Encounters of the Third Kind
juneblue58: But I want some of that Mystic Archive bling too.
GhostValv: bloobyThink_TK
Draconitum: Is the PPR going to be a tournament format again?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: No Man's Moist
A_Dub888: Moistrim
dirtvolf: get the gold
MyBuddySuperfly: The Curse of Moist Island
niikexr3mix: Moist Gate 3
Lithobraker: Can you dodge roll under the laser?
Bob_Baggins: its a snare
aClonedPickle: chris is dumb
thraximore: looks more like a kink
juneblue58: Hahaha!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Persona 5: Moist
Bob_Baggins: video game magic
Tangsm: They tried to mission impossible the treasure.
juneblue58: Maybe it's just a warning?
matthaus_c: there's a guy in another room pulling it
Boon_33: it was a snare till they tried to model it with leftover assets.
gualdhar: maybe it was a prisoner they tortured?
frogomb: His sword?
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sydnius: World of Moistcraft
niikexr3mix: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Moist
MyBuddySuperfly: Moistcraft?
Lithobraker: They stood in the bight. Never stand in the bight, even on land
toomanybears: man id love to watch whats actually happening but this game gives me motion sickness
aClonedPickle: Ben that's probably not safe
SentientRatKing: Hyper Moist Drifter
matthaus_c: Double Moist
Tangsm: Jawbreaker.
midichlorianuser: Total Moist
Nigouki: it's telling you to CONSUME EGG
aClonedPickle: or wait is it do you have cover
Juliamon: Is this just a sex dungeon? They have to tell us if it's a sex dungeon
Makrosian_Tae: Fallout: New Moist
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Star Wars Jedi: Moist Order
ViscountStyx: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Moist
Makrosian_Tae: Fallout: Moist Vegas
Lithobraker: Spiritmoister
frogomb: Moistris
LadyStarFire323: SkyMoist
Makrosian_Tae: YOU DID THIS
HesGotNoPants: I love you Colonel moist
MyBuddySuperfly: Moist's Ultra Adventures
GhostValv: ?
matthaus_c: we're all about beating moist horses
A_Dub888: !findquote moist
LRRbot: Quote #5231: ""Moist" is sexy!" —Ben [2018-08-04]
KeytarCat: Moist Hunter World
Gaytanic_Panic: Moistlemania ia running WILD
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Aliens: Moist Marines
ButButTheJesus: @juliamon they don't have to tell us if it's a sex dungeon
MyBuddySuperfly: Moist Skylines
KeytarCat: Moist max
MyBuddySuperfly: Moist Simulator 2?
Makrosian_Tae: Moist Simulator XL
korvys: Gary's Moist
Nigouki: what happens if you laser the mouth egg?
midichlorianuser: Moist All Humans
theleerm: look at this absolute gamer
aClonedPickle: ah yes v safe
niikexr3mix: MoistVR
KeytarCat: Moist Evil 5
Pharmacistjudge: fallout? Moist. Moist Never Changes.
Gaytanic_Panic: MOister Moistener
Kramburger: The worst thing about these kind of jokes are the ones where they clearly don't fit that really burn out the joke
frogomb: Moist Mansion
matthaus_c: Moist At The House On The Hill
KeytarCat: Garry's Moist
Vergotterung: lol lore
Darth_Litigious: Lara Croft: Moist Raider
MyBuddySuperfly: Moist Jones and the Infernal Machine
Boon_33: what did they expect to find down here?
NDCazzy: Ben and Adam puzzle masters!
toomanybears: fountain of youth?
Gaytanic_Panic: Infernal Moistenry
BrowneePoints: The music slaps at least
dirtvolf: Blue Emblem under the bridge
Makrosian_Tae: Moist Fantasy XIV
Nigouki: "What is this place?" A boss arena Chris
Earthenone: ben you arent solving puzzles. you are eating snacks and staying out of adams way, like twitch chat
MyBuddySuperfly: Moist Tag
CaptainSpam: Ah, so we're playing Tomb Raider now?
KeytarCat: Sea Moist Thieves
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boy have you ever picked the... correct video game series to play if you're "tired of solving puzzles".
Bob_Baggins: gonna get high af
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: How far down are we now? We had to take 3 elevators to get here, right?
DarknessKingCoH: Ratchet & Moist
Pharmacistjudge: It's moist, that's how it does
OmnipotentTrevor: Congratulations, you found the origin of the entire plot of RE.
Boon_33: WITH THE AMPLE LIGHT
blip2004: time for even more unbelievable architecture
Kramburger: But what if zombie was PLANT?
Pharmacistjudge: Follow me
thraximore: watering cans exist?
BrowneePoints: Flowers generally don't bloom underground
CyberColossus: Sheva Watney
Lithobraker: Could us e some landscaping, but it's pretty nic
MyBuddySuperfly: "Wait, I gotta pee"
juneblue58: There is a clear open top to that cave though...?
Earthenone: yes, lets not ask questions about laser puzzles, lets question flowers
matthaus_c: Ancient Umbrella
Tangsm: Chris, expert botanist, suspects something is up.
DarknessKingCoH: Ratchet & Moist 2 Going Commando
KeytarCat: Dust: A Moist Tale
dirtvolf: Bug collectible around the back of the plant monument
MyBuddySuperfly: Dual diligence
BrowneePoints: The Mansion experiment is like 30 years old Adam
Boon_33: no sign of them till after the 4 layers of puzzle
BrowneePoints: err 30-40 years
HadesLeprechaun: notices weird stone before giant modern tent and stuffr
KeytarCat: A Tale of Moist Brothers
Lionhardt544: Sheva is really out here trying to be Lara Croft tbh
Gaytanic_Panic: Dude, Whereès My CarÉ
jibkat: Umbrella in a Resevil game?!
matthaus_c: The Moist Saga
NDCazzy: Confirmed Mayans were the original Umbrella Corp
thraximore: Umbrella always leaves carvings of their logo in the temples they loot. Obviously
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, "making sense" isn't really what Resident Evil games do.
OmnipotentTrevor: I think there's a document in the next room that just expositions it all at you
aClonedPickle: sacc
NavelWarfare: Your SACC is b rated, ben
Orlantia: looks like Ben got a new outfit...
Gaytanic_Panic: Willow but Moist
Rhynerd: It provably isn’t actually an ancient mayan temple, Umbrella just bought a laboratory and asked for it to look like an ancient mayan temple because they had enough money for that back then.
SentientRatKing: Warhammer: Moist-tide
Tangsm: Ben, you were told very clearly by the game to "try not to die". You were graded accordingly.
Orgmastron: The T-Virus was synthesized from those flowers IIRC
GhostValv: heh :)
NotCainNorAbel: ha
toomanybears: much love adam
DoctorAddams: Turns out flowers were the bad guy aaaaaaall along
MyBuddySuperfly: Fuu
Makrosian_Tae: Ha
ButButTheJesus: "heh"
korvys: Including this rant
letfireraindown: ugh, tiring. you're on for another 80 min?
NDCazzy: I just did the hmmph
jibkat: Even this point?
Gaytanic_Panic: Moistle Kingdom
Kramburger: When I got a B in school my parents would say "Now imagine how well you would have done if you'd really applied yourself"
CaptainSpam: ha.
frank_the_great: You've got a light chuckle from me, so you're doing your job
Magresta: lol
KeytarCat: It works quite well, so
wharra: We appreciate you Adam :)
letfireraindown: I think shower and relax
jibkat: Meta-jokes
thraximore: *slight exhale*
KeytarCat: yay!
Himyul: Adam lives for the mild chuckle
Gaytanic_Panic: Get 'em Adam!
Makrosian_Tae: Whomst'd've
lovelesspoison2112: Nonstop sensible chuckles
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5435: "Are you a bad enough dude to start an epidemic?" —Adam [2018-10-17]
arcbound_roomba: It’s ok Adam. Iaffed
Gildan_Bladeborn: I laugh at most of Adam's jokes, honestly.
MyBuddySuperfly: heehee!
raulghoulia: adam is stupid funny
matthaus_c: it's like how we don't think you know a metal horse is a motorcycle metaphor
HundreydAundre: Tricell? OH my, what a mystery this is...
BrowneePoints: Well I think you should spend some energy making yourself go *nose exhale noise*
gualdhar: I don't laugh at anything
HavenJunde: i find Adam cute
Dmc3628: that quote is too eesh for now
Lithobraker: @Orgmastron the T stands for Tobacco-Mosaic
NDCazzy: um Ben are you the only person in your room?
ButButTheJesus: oof lrrbot
LightingExpert13: Adam, keep being great. Please do things that make you happy.
Boon_33: who could like half a duo?
sydnius: Flowers love moist
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xantos69: Welp I'll get my coat.
codatski: Adam your jokes get me MOST of the time.
Octonomicon: If I give an audible chuckle, does that count?
Makrosian_Tae: See, now THAT's friendship
saucemaster5000: We all only like one of you but will never tell who
juneblue58: XD
circusofkirkus: what if I like Adam and just tolerate Ben? Kappa
GhostValv: bloobyF
Rhynerd: Umbrella would be the kind of company that would turn one of their laboratories into an ancient mayan temple for budget reasons, right?
e_bloc: okay gotta go :D Kappa
akmorris13: Absolutely impossible to not like either of the spoopy bois
matthaus_c: I like Adam, but I sub to Ben out of spite every month
gamercat88: lrrADAM lrrBEN lrrHEART
itira: duces
hesterbyrde: por que no los dos?
frank_the_great: That's true loyalty
MyBuddySuperfly: We love you both, ok?
Gaytanic_Panic: D E U C E S
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: googles: "how to return gift sub" benginChaos
TacitusVigil: We love Adam! And Ben is...also present. Kappa
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe there's people watching just because they really love RE5 Kappa
NoTomToLose: Ben bet on Adam, and LOST
Gildan_Bladeborn: Though someone STEALING Adam's jokes, before he can say them? That's honestly the best, because his reaction (and the "stealing money from my pockets!" analogy) is just the best. Kappa
TheEmperorofIceCream: LRR is the best at bringing in new talent that people enjoy.
raulghoulia: how do you retract a sub?
elkae: Welp it was nice byeeee
ravenlord_xix: 'ight imma head out :P
Kramburger: Maybe Ben only stans watch twitch, frankly it's a market we can do without
hesterbyrde: You're both pretty and can go to the dance.
Bearudite: What If I am just here for adam?
itomeshi: Get to?
ChippTunes: I think we thrive on the abuse
Pharmacistjudge: i'm at my "real job"
Himyul: What would be your real job, Ben?
Bearudite: HMMM
elkae: lrrBEN_EB lrrSPOOP_EG lrrADAM_EB
Vyous: Wait, they just hand out real jobs? Kappa
codatski: Oh sure. A real job is freedom lol
gualdhar: W A G E S L A V E
LightingExpert13: is real job freedom?
e_bloc: jobs opening at Tim Hortons :D
theleerm: you're a dynamic duo!
MyBuddySuperfly: Who gets jobs these days?
SquareDotCube: Graham shows up, says Ben is fired for telling the audience to go away
TacitusVigil: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Earthenone: im sure adam can get a job as a social media consultant or something
NDCazzy: the more you 2 play the happier I am only put 1 hour into this game
Goorguy: jolks on you two I find both of you entertaining
Pharmacistjudge: my real job was stabbing 35 people today. (with vaccine)
NoTomToLose: @SquareDotCube That'll fix it :D
Gaytanic_Panic: TIMMY HO"S
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
elkae: Bless you @Pharmacistjudge LuvSign
NDCazzy: timbits sound good...
dirtvolf: game = bad.. memories with friends = Priceless
DoctorAddams: I like both James AND Alex!
e_bloc: Corgo2000 Adam + Ben is the highlight of my Tuesday, no lie
MyBuddySuperfly: Under their umbrella, ella, ella
RandomTrivia: @Pharmacistjudge You're doing good shit
gualdhar: @Pharmacistjudge that's some stress relief
elkae: I love Ben andJames!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Pharmacistjudge You're a hero
dirtvolf: blue Emblem under the bridge
HundreydAundre: What if somehow command: !unsubscribe Wait. I'm not subbed at all. Sheets.
TacitusVigil: We should get at least one stream where Adam and Ben dress like their characters. Kappa
e_bloc: y'all get me through this
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GhostValv: unless we die first :)
raulghoulia: you're younger. likely we'll die first
elkae: I'm here for Ben and the other one
matthaus_c: I'm gonna remember Adamben Savidulmer for the rest of my days
DeM0nFiRe: GhostValv LUL
fastlane250: highlight of at least two peoples' days here
e_bloc: jokes on you Ben, I'm 36 so I'll die long before you Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100
itira: LUL
xantos69: It isn't a race twitch chat!
RandomTrivia: Ideally your enemies will forget your name after you die, otherwise they would continue to pursue you for eternity
Kramburger: My real job is making 12 workout videos which are actually 4 videos with minor branding changes
Sunmare_Dragon: i hope your mom and your enemry are the same person
saucemaster5000: Last thought before death "remember when I watched Ben and Adam play Resident Evil 5?"
Kaorti: We will always remember pro streamer Ben. G. Neering.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I guess you'll just have to... remember yourself.
KeytarCat: BEN, that hit me really close to the heart. Bard life hurts
HesGotNoPants: yes forever remember ben ulser
wolvsbane: Paul, John, or Ringo?
Bearudite: ROOD
matthaus_c: excuse you im baby
Kramburger: Oh yeah, I'm 35 I'm basically dead
Bearudite: Ben is a just a baby boy
MyBuddySuperfly: Im old
NDCazzy: ouch thanks for the reminder I turn 40 this year...
Pharmacistjudge: quick some young member of chat make these two feel really old
theleerm: i prefer to think you'll live forever
dougma: uhhh.... Crap, I am 48...
DoctorAddams: inb4 Remy eats Ben
TacitusVigil: Sure, Ben was born five years after this game came out, but he's not *that* young. Kappa
Earthenone: Ben Hulmer you mean? Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 21 here
dougma: how did I get so old?
BlueBuddhaX: I just turned 48 a couple days ago
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's more that their explanations also just make no sense.
theleerm: Ben Hyllmar
KeytarCat: Also, Adam said that only his mother would remember his name, implying he died before her, but that's a bigger downer
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's nonsense, all the way down.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh yes, I remember Ben J. Neering
HundreydAundre: Beej-hulK
dougma: o/\o @BlueBuddhaX
ChippTunes: I’m only 31 but I never cared about impressing teenagers even when I was also a teenager
ravenlord_xix: none of us viewers are real, we're just alt accounts of your parents, so we can show extra support for you
Pharmacistjudge: Ok Brinson and Henry, whatever you two say.
elkae: James Savidan is the best streamer out there
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Bob_Baggins: Ben..
NotCainNorAbel: he
RandomTrivia: *pew* *pew pew*
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:11.
itira: hjahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
GhostValv: :)
Hexi_Lexi: benjamin plz
Boon_33: just a few desk pops.
MyBuddySuperfly: strong computer
TacitusVigil: Dear Ben B. Neering, we would like to make a website for you. This is not a scam. Please give us your credit card number.
Vergotterung: Ben your ammo!!!
hesterbyrde: And suddenly we're in a lab. BEcause there are labs under everything. They're like reverse mushrooms.
Kramburger: Hello Streamer, I was reading your website and thought it could use more CONTENT
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: BENJAMI
Earthenone: i wonder why ben has ammo problems
juneblue58: And you wonder why you have no bullets.
RandomTrivia: Go pet your dog or something LUL
ButButTheJesus: THIS IS WHY I WATCH THIS STREAM
fastlane250: LUL
elkae: Ben Jammin'
thraximore: LUL
Magresta: the way the gun comes from offscreen is honestly fucking gold
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure those bullets won't be missed later.
zuchen_120: Some car in my hometown has that umbrella corp or whatever logo on it. Kind of a cool reference.
wolvsbane: welcome to the highlight reel
LegionofLashes: nothing at all
Saintnex: Ben “why don’t I have any ammo” Ulmer
Ritaspirithntr: benginDab
jibkat: Nothing at all
TacitusVigil: Stupid sexy Adam
jibkat: Nothing, at all
jibkat: Nothing at, all
jetpixi: Roger, read faster
Gaytanic_Panic: Nothin' at all...nothin' at all...nothin' at all...
itira: Ben over here grunting
matthaus_c: zoombie, zoombie, zoombie-eh-eh
hesterbyrde: Riveting.
Magresta: wow u found my livejournal
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I know you only want me to exhale, but I have been breathless several times this stream. You two sell yourselves short
ChippTunes: We have been trying to contact you, BENJAMIN HUMBERT, about your car’s extended warantee
raulghoulia: what was the point of that?
Kramburger: "Turns out the zombies were man all along" Okay twilight Zone
Earthenone: its not like i care about my job....BAKA
Hangedman: i'm sad that my zombie hell job ended :( :( :(
Driosenth: I'll remember you when you are gone Adam Savidave
bv310: Hard-cut to ten minutes from now when Ben has run out of ammo
TacitusVigil: Mmm, liquors...
Tangsm: They cared enough to write all that down.
thraximore: It's a -metaphor-
matthaus_c: the point was deep immersion and gameplay engagement
Pharmacistjudge: it's lore to show that even Umbrella employees can hate their jobs
GhostValv: :O
NoTomToLose: Say what you will about it making sense, but they invested this lore with EMOTIONS :D
Hexi_Lexi: i hardly know her! :p
ButButTheJesus: YAET
gamercat88: yeet to make room
raulghoulia: humdrum umbrella office work
Juliamon: Ben's excited for the licc
Dmc3628: full on ammo YEET
SableDrake: the actual resident evil game is about to start!
jetpixi: No one else tho
Darleysam: wait we just took a HARD turn into modern underground secret facility
Himyul: tea
TacitusVigil: I bet it's chamomile tea
MyBuddySuperfly: coffee, mostly
Earthenone: whose that bioweapon?
Gildan_Bladeborn: We don't actually know that they cared enough to write it down: it could have been text to speech.
Earthenone: its lickatounge!
GhostValv: :O
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia :d
itira: its really dirty
MyBuddySuperfly: Duracell
LegionofLashes: look at the size of that tower tho
Nigouki: no, that's just a monitor if you let kits touch it with their greasy hands
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or the other way around.
NotCainNorAbel: they are making lemon scent
MyBuddySuperfly: that's what they said
lyropithic: Maybe it's just reaaaally dusty
matthaus_c: the bad writers in this game are not to blame for the bad game around their bad writing
Fate_Reaper: Hows’ the game? Any good?
itira: That sound...
Vergotterung: I think it's bad graphics dust Adam
Kyir: ohohohohoho
Tiber727: Sometimes I respect Nintendo for saying, "You know what? No one cares about the story. We aren't going to bother."
ViscountStyx: Does no one in this research lab have a damn password?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, liquorice!
Sunmare_Dragon: tricell has there own os
Ritaspirithntr: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Pharmacistjudge: so chat...who has shotgun ammo by their offiace desk?
sydnius: CBD
ButButTheJesus: pls no slurp
Kyir: hmm... I get the sense something bad might have happened here
MyBuddySuperfly: nosebleed, probably
codatski: I kept hearing "liquors" and was deeply confused
Kyir: environmental storytelling
thraximore: Wolverine! I knew it!
Gildan_Bladeborn: If they had a password... how could we read their innermost thoughts on their computers?
midichlorianuser: We got some unclaimed blood
GhostValv: ooh I bet it's tyranitar
NoTomToLose: @Pharmacistjudge Umbrella employees, probably
TacitusVigil: @codatski I hope it's Kahlua!
Kyir: yes
Earthenone: is logan here?
NavelWarfare: @pharmacistjudge You don't? Kappa
Hangedman: dear computer diary. i sure do love having all my blood in me. i love my job at the monster factory. anyway, there was a loud noise just now but for some reason i'm still typing. byeeeeeee
Seth_Erickson: not really know
SentientRatKing: Might be to hide loading assets
Nigouki: it's GAMEPLAY Adam! GAMEPLAY!
Gildan_Bladeborn: But Adam, pushing buttons a bunch of times in a row = GAMING.
Kramburger: I M M E R S I O N
MyBuddySuperfly: robots?
DeM0nFiRe: 9/10 - IGN
Vergotterung: its a loading screen Ben
viridimayai: Only when it feels purposeless.
JPattemore: Isn't it to hide loading zones?
aClonedPickle: it makes sense in a stealth game
ButButTheJesus: i actually like it
KeytarCat: That spun the wrong way...
jetpixi: Bop it. Twist it. Flick it.
MyBuddySuperfly: pew pew pew!!
FaustianHero: woa hot takes
TacitusVigil: @Earthenone Famous Canadian Logan Wolverine? :D
Pharmacistjudge: I think shotgun ammo and pharmaceuticals probably shouldn't be in the same place. so I don't have any shotgun ammo.
LegionofLashes: Chris redfield: "I'm Gonna Wreck IT!"
Kramburger: lrrSIGNAL GOTTEM lrrSIGNAL
MyBuddySuperfly: that's a mirror, Adam
GhostValv: :O
Gildan_Bladeborn: Isn't that just... a normal goat?
theleerm: i like it in alien and nothin else
Kyir: That was for the best
Rhynerd: Goat!
Tangsm: Free the goat!
viridimayai: LOL
ButButTheJesus: WEEEWWW
Darleysam: did that say "torn apart by animals, and not in a good way"?
DeM0nFiRe: Ben why? BibleThump
Hangedman: it was a zombie goat
matthaus_c: Matt would like a word with you, Ben
FaustianHero: ESCAPE GOAT
Vergotterung: with the Rifle?????
Kyir: It was probably a zombie goat
jibkat: nooooOOOOO
Magresta: ben...
midichlorianuser: F
RandomTrivia: LUL
quillilian: But you can hide the loading screen behind the same animation. Why must gamer button mash
juneblue58: Given the state they're probably in, it was merciful.
ButButTheJesus: GDI
SentientRatKing: And Ben wonders why people might not like him
ButButTheJesus: G.F.DI.
Boon_33: Ben is not about the lab animals
aClonedPickle: that poor goat
NoTomToLose: They've been standing there with no food for months, chat
CaptainSpam: Well, twisty-stick gameplay like that was common in the early days of the craft, back in... wait, only 2009? Really, game?
matthaus_c: kill the dog!
Earthenone: so lets nope is a heel stream, got it
unicornly: weird that all these animals were dead already
juneblue58: So Ben is gonna make the dog suffer?
MyBuddySuperfly: noooooo
canahedo: do it
Kyir: Not even if it's a zombie
MyBuddySuperfly: thanks
theleerm: noooooooooo
TacitusVigil: Do it Adam
Gaytanic_Panic: Coward
NotCainNorAbel: how have these animals been alive for all of this time?
MadmanOreo: adam, don't be a james.
jibkat: Dooooit
matthaus_c: do it you coward
Lithobraker: Do it
MyBuddySuperfly: Don't pls
hesterbyrde: I love that you looked straight in the camera
SentientRatKing: Joking mind you it is a game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wasting a grenade on a dog, even for comedy, seems... excessive.
NoTomToLose: Good thing one thing that never happens in RE games is dog killing
SentientRatKing: Ben is a lovely human being
Tangsm: That dog is coming to find you in a minute, I'm sure.
juneblue58: Oh hey, an Intellect Devourer.
MyBuddySuperfly: he's liking it
DeM0nFiRe: That was probably the goat's mother
akmorris13: DIdn't these things only take 2 grenades in RE2?
GhostValv: salud
TacitusVigil: Gesundheit
Himyul: bless you
hesterbyrde: Bless you
MyBuddySuperfly: saúde!
zuchen_120: pea shooter seems to work better than...what's that, an rpg?
Glaciopolimer: bless
Gaytanic_Panic: Salut
zeldakid1999: Bless you
gamercat88: not today soul
elkae: Bless ye
BloodnBullets: why does your soul WANT to escape?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What do you mean "used to believe" that?
juneblue58: I mean... there are adults now who believe the world is flat.
matthaus_c: add some fart noises
Tangsm: Spin that wheel!
xantos69: if that's true...then my soul tries to escape like 10 times a day.
Lionhardt544: Is..... is Ben okay?
NavelWarfare: @zuchen_120 It's a Grenade launcher. Sh sh sh. I know :D
hesterbyrde: It was either that or it was that your soul would open up when you sneezed and demons could get in
Kramburger: Adam, do you find it hard pretending to be Ben's friend when you're actually his Dad in real life?
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn ikr
Boon_33: wait, i stepped away for a minute, is this UNDER the lost city?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Imagine all the stuff that *we* believe that will be wrong in the future
jetpixi: That’s what happens when you skip arm day
frank_the_great: Do it
Gaytanic_Panic: This sounds like that relaxing contest scene fro mthe simpsons.
Kyir: I only skip arm day
MyBuddySuperfly: What even is a day
Kramburger: ARM DAY EVERY DAY
zuchen_120: I skipped arm day
Kyir: Fuck arms
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chris certainly hasn't skipped arm day.
BloodnBullets: cyclists
juneblue58: Those are the fun exercises.
NDCazzy: I only do leg day
jetpixi: LUL ok fine
TacitusVigil: Arms are for chumps
zuchen_120: every single week
Nigouki: what about joggers?
NotCainNorAbel: i hate chest. Arm day is great
wynternyghtynggale: i skip arms but never legs
CaptinOfBeez: legs and glutes everyday!
viridimayai: Those are like, the really easy ones
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You *shouldn't* skip leg day
MuadDab: My ideal body is that of a t-rex
theleerm: i skip all days
Kramburger: FUCKING BICEPS TRICEPS BRO
gamercat88: booty day never gets skipped
Gaytanic_Panic: Only Calves.
itomeshi: I skip all days. And it SHOWS!
GhostValv: every day is leg day :)
xantos69: yea, joggers skip arm day every day.
Kramburger: LET'S GO
zuchen_120: I don't remember the last time I had a "day"
juneblue58: Though I should do more squats for the booty.
matthaus_c: I'm a swimmer, I can't skip any day without skipping every day
sydnius: Pickle Jar
Lionhardt544: Uhhhhhhhh scuse me. Chest day is the one I skip most often. Don't want my chesty bits to vanish
Hexi_Lexi: as a former marathon runner, leg day every day
jetpixi: Rip out of it like the hulk
GhostValv: the original pump :)
Kramburger: LATS AND TRAPS LET'S GO BOYS
Lionhardt544: also, leg day = booty
Rhynerd: Is it time for a stealth segment?
the_card_father: My shoulder is like way messed up. So I skip arms and chest.
SirMorek: yeeep
matthaus_c: flex the boob
Pharmacistjudge: I have never done that....
the_card_father: Or else I’ll look like a fiddler crab.
itira: It might just be you Adam
ButButTheJesus: i have never done that
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure people who simply don't exercise skip arm day all the time.
theleerm: leg day aka booty day
Himyul: that's like saying you never pee in the shower
Jennie_Fuchsia: Never going to the gym + not being able to drive = all leg days
jetpixi: WAIT
matthaus_c: I'd watch you flex your boob, adam Kappa
Rhynerd: Stealth segment!
Lionhardt544: never heard of that exercise adam. psure it's just you
Boon_33: are those butten even far enough apart to need 2 people
Kramburger: My workout program is 90 minutes of back squats and that's it
DoctorAddams: What is this... wurkawt?
Dmc3628: Wow game
7gorobei: never skip gastrocnemius day
RandomTrivia: What the shit is that?!
juneblue58: Hahahaha!
akmorris13: ADAM
Gildan_Bladeborn: Grenades are very quiet and stealthy.
Kyir: That seems like too many
MyBuddySuperfly: LOL
HavenJunde: oh no
Ba_Dum_Tish: Grenade launchers are quiet correct?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: """"quiet""""
Himyul: put a silencer on that thing Kappa
Rogue_07: This is just the Greninja sceme from the detective Pikachu movie
Rogue_07: except you have a grenade launcher
Makrosian_Tae: The commitment to content is astounding, boys FBtouchdown
elkae: This is a uhhhhhh clusterfuck
Gildan_Bladeborn: No one can possibly hear the sound of you walking over all the loud explosions you're causing. Perfect stealth!
Rogue_07: and immunity to grenades, apparently
juneblue58: These are some tough intellect devourers.
TacitusVigil: Don't worry, I think they didn't hear us.
Rhynerd: A tongue
viridimayai: Can we talk about how obvious that foreshadowing was in hindsight? That was some real, one the nose fucking ass foreshadowing.
Seth_Erickson: Nothing says scares like 10 enemies that used to be scary
viridimayai: "It's a good thing there wasn't a horde of them"
Kyir: Those tongues are too long
Kyir: do not liker
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ravenlord_xix: long tongue through the pec
matthaus_c: show receipts
NoTomToLose: I'm in this glass room and I don't lick it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Whattaya buyin
DoctorAddams: LiViNg ThInGs! lrrAWESOME
Fate_Reaper: Scariest part of this game is the inventory management... yikes!!
DeM0nFiRe: Gonna get a copyright strike for singing that song
Gildan_Bladeborn: It can't be scary if they sell you bullets. That's science.
sydnius: FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: hrror
jibkat: HOLD THE DOOR
Gildan_Bladeborn: What do you mean, Ben? Are you not playing a very frightening video game that's definitely scary right now? Kappa
itomeshi: This is Diet New Horror.
thraximore: hold the ror
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also don't we work for a government organisation why would we be buying bullets?
HundreydAundre: ahhh, f r e s h m e a t. -RE Mutants
jibkat: Holdtheror
MyBuddySuperfly: "quiet, quiet"
Tangsm: I still can't believe the people working in this laboratory had to navigate that hidden temple to get to work every morning.
TacitusVigil: LOL
Boon_33: hahaha
RayFK: I like seeing you enter a room like you're going to clear corners, while holding a FUCKING Grenade Launcher
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
RandomTrivia: Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet!
Fate_Reaper: Resident slightly ill tempered
Rhynerd: Stealth kick
kumatsu: FREEDOM! FROM AMERICA!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I would be SOOOOOO happy if the game was listening to your microphone.
codatski: Now HANG ON. Someone could have very easily pressed both if those buttons
juneblue58: I was genuinely expecting that to be followed by a shot. XD
akmorris13: SEND IN THE FREEDOM GRENADES
thraximore: Yes, in 2009
Dmc3628: not unless you playing Alien Isolation with the Kinect settings for Microphone inputs
RandomTrivia: Got them nicely bottlenecked
frank_the_great: What? You're clearly in my computer with the video game
elkae: We're kind of dumb, Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: Point blank grenades!
Makrosian_Tae: How come it always looks like an explosion of water when Adam fires a grenade?
GhostValv: k
KeytarCat: Acid nades
aClonedPickle: they're grenades full of acid
akmorris13: Adam: "I got this" *misses completely*
KeytarCat: better against flesh
Makrosian_Tae: Ahh
thraximore: You're doing great sweaty :)
RandomTrivia: Also the insides becoming outsides
DeM0nFiRe: I am starting to think this might not be the best video game ever made
itira: ahh
SharkFoxPanda: hey guys
frank_the_great: This game went pretty quickly from temple to laboratory
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
SharkFoxPanda: hows life
juneblue58: XD
RandomTrivia: Don't even worry about it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Is this... under the temple?
jetpixi: Vidya gamez
Fate_Reaper: 3rd floor, ladies wear and zombies
KeytarCat: Arranged by die roll
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please say this is under the temple.
Dmc3628: look at all this ammo
jibkat: Its, above the temple?
TacitusVigil: Quick, stick ammo in the wounds!
ashesandmochi: is there even an RE game without a secret lab
Tangsm: But nothing makes a scientist happier than surviving the flaming ball room on the way to work in the ol' lab.
Boon_33: don't worry you'll exit out a back door that you could spot from space too.
thraximore: Like a blockbuster film with the budget for two sets... that have already been used and abandoned
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fill these folks with ammo
Vergotterung: sure is Resident Evil in here
elkae: Second break?
RayFK: Good thing you've got that Grenade Launcher for the boss oh whoops
NavelWarfare: @jibkat Every elevator I've seen has said down
Kyir: I know many scientists and they ALL brave death to get to work
thraximore: They would know, then
juneblue58: How the fuck did they build all this anyway?
SentientRatKing: Oh no Ben I'm sorry for what comes next
Kyir: I mean, I brave death to get to work every day at this point. It's called the metro
ravenlord_xix: no guard rails on the center bit, OSHA is displeased
Hexi_Lexi: is this The Matrix? :P
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, sandwiches?
raulghoulia: uh oh
Draynus: How'd they get the permits for these places?
rasterscan: So, another plot question... how did they build this in the middle of tribal Africa with no one noticing?
Earthenone: the maco reactor?
Kyir: ew
Fate_Reaper: These rooms are text book mad science
HesGotNoPants: if Adam had action figure it would say "we're here!" "this game sucks! " and "*slap noise*"
Kyir: LUL
Boon_33: byyyyye
GhostValv: 10/10
RandomTrivia: Now *THAT'S* moist
MyBuddySuperfly: see ya!
DeM0nFiRe: wat?
Kyir: There goes that guy
HundreydAundre: You went where & why would it make sense?
juneblue58: Hahaha!
aClonedPickle: wheeeeeeeeee
Makrosian_Tae: O...kay
viridimayai: Bye!
akmorris13: bloop
xantos69: Um...your crap is broken.
Pharmacistjudge: YEET
theleerm: *crunch*
kerbalized_: goodbyyyeeeeee
kumatsu: I must go, my people need me
Hexi_Lexi: YEET
Ba_Dum_Tish: Byyyyyeeee
KeytarCat: uuuuuh
MadmanOreo: (wet slapping noise)
Rhynerd: Legends say that body is still falling.
MyBuddySuperfly: *accessing twitter*
Fate_Reaper: Neo looks like snit
Getter404: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
thraximore: Do a flip!
juneblue58: The biggest joke is that someone thought this would all be taken seriously.
RayFK: It would also say Sha Sha Sha
TacitusVigil: No, you would have Kung Fu slap noise arm action.
NavelWarfare: STILL waiting for the impact sound
jetpixi: It will say that now
korvys: Oh, like Jeff Jarrett
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
itira: LUL that got me good
Pteraspidomorphi: "This game sucks!" but also "This game rules!"
Gaytanic_Panic: Slap Noise was the best member of Retribution.
HundreydAundre: Chat,... I don't think this is a tomb.
Hexi_Lexi: slap noise!
MyBuddySuperfly: Remember Jill? This is her now. Fell old yet?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we just going to rescue Jill and no one else from here?
kumatsu: "Shoutouts to Youtube"
fastlane250: *Borat voice* Slap.
viridimayai: What an impractical area.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, I sincerely hope that when the day comes where you play RE:6, I am watching that happen live so that I can see your reaction to the... series of increasingly improbably locations they keep placing directly underneath the previous locations in the game's first section. It's legitimately amazing.
MyBuddySuperfly: *feel
Pharmacistjudge: it's more "this game sucks" "this game is the best"
juneblue58: So bad it's good.
CaptainSpam: It sucks in the best way.
RobotInProgress: It can be both
Fate_Reaper: All that technology, just to power an elevator
Kyir: It's like wrestling bullshit
RandomTrivia: It's great *because* of how terribly designed it is
shendaras: Who dug this giant hole? How did they get all the dirt out through the temple?
Nigouki: I like how we went from Aztec temple in Africa to fucking Cloud City on Bespin
elkae: How are you even going to extract Jill??
aClonedPickle: it's campy
brainbosh: If you don't know that tho, it sounds like you hate
Dmc3628: i don't know if they can get to 6 before 8 launches
Tangsm: It's ridiculous, so fun to ridicule.
HundreydAundre: Or a conventional tomb, at least.
kumatsu: BIG SPOIDER
Kyir: Where did it even come from?
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
Pharmacistjudge: hello big spider friend
BusTed: Snuck right up on ya
Manae: Giant enemy crab!
jonasjonIV: do not want
NoTomToLose: It never breaks anything in here, thankfully
Rhynerd: Even bigger spider!
TheEmperorofIceCream: Okay but the last place you would look for a secret lab is underneath a secret lab.
Master_Gunner: that's a nat 1 on perception
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
MuadDab: straight outta dead space
viridimayai: It's a big Crab? Nani the fuck?
thraximore: Attack its weak points for massive damage!
Tangsm: You didn't think you'd only fight small spiders, did you?
Fate_Reaper: Oh shit! My mother in law!!!
juneblue58: This is why you gotta put the spider out in the garden, so they'll remember you and not do this.
Vergotterung: Pedipalps, Ben
MyBuddySuperfly: wait, that's Jill
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure if you read all 17 pages of the lore instead of skipping through them, you would have been more adequately prepared for the sudden appearance of... whatever this thing is. Kappa
Ritaspirithntr: Ben, it’s your worst enemy
GhostValv: sekiro
Hexi_Lexi: duel_of_fates.wav
TacitusVigil: This is clearly just a remake of the Shelob fight from Return of the King.
notthepenguins: carcinization
wolvsbane: shoot the fleshy bits
Kyir: BUS IS COMING
Rhynerd: Wait, I just remembered that this is the boss you can stuff grenades into the mouth of
HesGotNoPants: so there's a giant spider in the matrix
KeytarCat: good shot!
HundreydAundre: Must be what fell from the capsule.
Fate_Reaper: Samwise should be around any second to save Frodo
MyBuddySuperfly: cool temple
mowdownjoe: Fill this man with 'nades! Fill this man with 'nades!
Rhynerd: I hope adam gets close to the spider’s mouth to see the feed grenade prompt.
MyBuddySuperfly: ew
Kyir: ewww
GhostValv: D:
Hexi_Lexi: ewww
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no
RandomTrivia: ewwwww
ButButTheJesus: NO
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
theleerm: noeppsgni
theleerm: nope nope nope
juneblue58: All this and no flamethrower.
elkae: Grody!
itira: Theyre coming for you Adam
Earthenone: those giant mosquitos is what happens when you kill all the giant spiders
theleerm: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lyropithic: Those are some proper Winnipeg mosquitos!
TacitusVigil: You know...I'm starting to think that all of Umbrella's "bioweapons" might be stupid. Kappa
Lithobraker: I've seen bigger in minnesota
Rogue_07: OK, now it's time to take off and nuke the site from orbit
Rogue_07: only way to be sure
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s one of of my phobias.
MadmanOreo: Spidero gigante from the top rope!!!
Fate_Reaper: Come on down to the maritimes. We got them suckers too
tidehollowcat: Why... do the mosquitoes turn into shotgun ammo?
TacitusVigil: Science
MyBuddySuperfly: some citronella to avoid the mosquitoes
Tiber727: @tidehollowcat For skeet shooting.
until_may: @tidehollowcat dont poke holes into it
frank_the_great: Not scary video game + spiders = Unintentional arachnophobia therapy
jibkat: shoteetgos
juneblue58: Haha!
Lithobraker: The threefer
Gildan_Bladeborn: My favorite part is that they call them "Bio-Organic Weapons", with a straight face.
elkae: Psshht psht bad Chris stop dying
juneblue58: Was nice of Umbrella to make mutant mosquitos that are full of ammo.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nothing quite like putting two words together that mean the same thing.
PigmyWurm: why are mosquitos carrying bullets?
HundreydAundre: It's raiing Bull-Let's from the sky!!
Lionhardt544: @frank_the_great definitely play Lord of the Rings Online then. Spiders fuckin everywhere, but it's a LotR MMO so not at all scary
Gaytanic_Panic: Spooder
elkae: @Gildan_Bladeborn They mean "organic" like when they talk about produce Kappa
Tangsm: Maybe it'll send out some ladybugs full of green herb.
Earthenone: everyone talks about umbrellas bio-weapons, no one ever talks about their bio-ammo projects
ButButTheJesus: yes. crab.
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: Fine artisanal bioweapons
Kyir: how deep is that hole
Bob_Baggins: bye!
Boon_33: byyye
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lionhardt544: LUL Ben
Goorguy: Elevator tech: Well sir and madam I found your problem
redyounglink: weak point massive damage etc
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
Vergotterung: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: no to fight wesker LUL
viridimayai: Why was there a giant crab in the body storage room?
NavelWarfare: Can't wait to see THAT thing again
circusofkirkus: now*
Fate_Reaper: What do you guys think it’s breath smelled like?
wolvsbane: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Darn. They never got to see the animation where one of them just shoves a grenade jnto the spider’s mouth.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The elevator is powered by plot.
Pharmacistjudge: Bob, Spider elevator tech
Tiber727: @PigmyWurm They're American mosquitoes. They go out sucking up bullets to provide for their young.
GhostValv: jill sandwich
Makrosian_Tae: Prediction poll?
LightingExpert13: how many are frozen?
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: Jill Nye?
MyBuddySuperfly: Remember Jill? This is her now. Feel old yet?
sydnius: FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
BusTed: benginLol
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Bloodrush192: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: benginDab benginDab benginDab
shendaras: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
Rhynerd: I would have loved to see Adam’s reaction to shoving a grenade in the spider’s mouth.
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jibkat: The crab was Jill
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hoborg42: all that wasted juice
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HavenJunde: FBtouchdown
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: Who in the fuck is this lady?
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: This pod was meant for me
DaSunao: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
wolvsbane: benginDab benginDab benginDab
kerbalized_: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
theleerm: lrrFINE
raulghoulia: *Slap Noise!*
KeytarCat: the feed grenade prompt was real??
MyBuddySuperfly: Jill lives in Croatia today
Hexi_Lexi: slap noise!
thraximore: oh snap Ben I bet you're right
Kramburger: Jill is cosplay girlfriend
Rhynerd: @keytarcat it was.
KeytarCat: niiiice
HesGotNoPants: I feel so proud to have created that meme
frank_the_great: Jill fled on a jetski
Bob_Baggins: nooooo
Fate_Reaper: She’s up the hill with jack
MyBuddySuperfly: Yahoo answers
HesGotNoPants: slap noise
Pharmacistjudge: obviously she said she wouldn't tell you, therefore she knows something
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Tiber727: Did you not hear her Chris? Repeating the question louder doesn't change anything.
vellebastet: Um hello
HundreydAundre: Spider must be OP is access was denied!
vellebastet: whipXD
wynternyghtynggale: que the jetskis!
Duwani1: That is the tightest cleavage
Dmc3628: and now we head to break
notthepenguins: what was thr point of that call?
elkae: Breaktime!
Rhynerd: I remember watching an old walkthrough of this game where the players were joking about editing the feed grenade animation into a Mentos adZ
Gildan_Bladeborn: So I haven't played this game... but what would you bet that the character we were just introduced to will, at some point later, turn into a giant improbable monster?
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
thraximore: @notthepenguins monologue, do they need another reason
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MadWolf1290: no, LIBERATION
Bloodrush192: just wait Chris will redeem himself in the form of a large stone
TacitusVigil: Nah, if they were going to fire Ben, they'd do it on a Friday.
redyounglink: Next time on I'mNope...
HundreydAundre: d-d-d DUN
ButButTheJesus: k i gotta bed now, but thanks for stream, take care chat, see y'all later lrrHEART
Pharmacistjudge: so, chat, are we going to get to 7 minutes today?
DarkMorford: Anime club! lrrBEEJ
Dmc3628: we might depending how long they go for
CyberColossus: i relaly hope we do
CyberColossus: i kinda want them to kick some ass
CyberColossus: FIST OF JUSTICE
CyberColossus: sorry i didnt get up and stretch. brb
jibkat: wait, Ben didnt get fired?
jibkat: RIPOFF
Earthenone: we ordered a jill sandwich but they forgot the jill
Bloodrush192: Ben is here to stay!
jibkat: #teamalex
Kramburger: "Don't forget: You're here forever"
jetpixi: Let’s get ready to rumbllllleeeee
Gaytanic_Panic: boo urn?
HesGotNoPants: long live ben ulser
NoTomToLose: Wait how much healing did they buy
RayFK: Ben got Fired, but then re-hired at a lower rate.
RayFK: Gotta save money
NoTomToLose: Oh.
Earthenone: ben dosent get fired until 2024
TacitusVigil: Ben is here to stay! Bartleby needs Ben's blood and organs. Just, don't tell Ben.
Earthenone: oops spoilers
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gralamin: 84 months?! That is 7 years! Wild!
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MadmanOreo: Just walk it off adam :)
SentientRatKing: Does one really "send" a giant spider monster?
theleerm: Ben is LRR's Phylactery
xantos69: Sure! Now Ben pays LRR.
LadyStarFire323: Ben is a consultant now for double the rate.
Orgmastron: Oh boy this part
TacitusVigil: If we were your dad, we'd tell you get a real job. Pound the pavement. Do more push ups! Etc
jibkat: Can zombies shoot guns?
thraximore: and here comes the Gears of War influence
NavelWarfare: Oh good
Glaciopolimer: covershooter time I guess?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a refreshing change of pace at least from RE:4, where "most" of the "totally not zombies" had crossbows, except for the ones that had miniguns.
Agl0vale: is this the fabled canadian standoff?
DarkMorford: I remember one of my managers several years ago telling people who were slacking off "I wish I could pay you what you're worth, but there's this thing called minimum wage."
hesterbyrde: The most Ben move.
Tangsm: This ammo is so the last slice of pizza.
vellebastet: whipXD
Dmc3628: damn Morford
BusTed: it's a borderlands
Glaciopolimer: lmao they get green laser sights
Pharmacistjudge: so we went from temple to lab to industrial factory?
RandomTrivia: @DarkMorford YIKES
Kyir: Why don't all enemies just wear bulletproof masks?
Gildan_Bladeborn: He had protective armor on his head?! That's cheating!
Kyir: Hi dying, I'm dad
Earthenone: egg gang!
Hangedman: i still like ProtonJon's conceit of Chris looking like that because he's a failed high school football star
Gildan_Bladeborn: Egg (rotten)?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Magresta: lmao
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Darleysam: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MadWolf1290: WHAT
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Hangedman: and just yelling FOOTBALL every time he shoves or hits anything
juneblue58: Hahahaha!
thraximore: hahahaa
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTEM
SnowBuddy18: LUL
vellebastet: OMG
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Getter404: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Draynus: Dead Egg: Do Not Eat
Kyir: Why even crack it
circusofkirkus: betrayed by E G G
Wicker_Guide: shocked pikachu face
Kyir: just put the shell in your mouth too
TacitusVigil: The real virus was dysentery all along.
Sogheim: lrrADAM_EG eat the egg
Earthenone: rotten protein, still protein
theleerm: i expected him to eat it with the shell on
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
LightingExpert13: so he sprays the herbs?
Hexi_Lexi: @Hangedman big same. his lets play with superjeenius STILL makes me howl with laughter
theleerm: just swallow it like a snake
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
jibkat: Im glad the guns and ammo also melts with the zombies
Sogheim: !badadvice
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Gildan_Bladeborn: In RE:6 they just (somehow) turn them into pills within their inventory.
thraximore: That's good advice though?
Sogheim: wow, LRRbot, you're feisty
Bloodrush192: oh god don't even get me started on RE6
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because clearly these characters carry that equipment around in their pants.
NavelWarfare: @thraximore Long as it's all consensual :D
Earthenone: im excided for the return of resident evil man fellating girafee
elkae: Gotta find friends that are your kinda weird
Bloodrush192: Adam is just like "Leeerrroooyy Jenkins!!!"
FaustianHero: they definitely re-used RE4 animations
DarkMorford: @Gildan_Bladeborn Their asses clench hard enough, the stuff instantly compresses into pills. :p
Tiber727: If I die, we both lose anyway.
OmnipotentTrevor: Turns out running at the bullets might be a flawed strategy
Dmc3628: what whiplash that'll be Man Fellating Girafffe into the "tall lady hunts you sim"
baronsamedi23: so i;m guessing resi 6 will be on easy mode for adams sake Kappa (sarcasm)
GhostValv: bloobyBucko
Wicker_Guide: are we skipping Most Boring White Guy visits swamp?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have to show the bullets that you're not afraid of them, and then they'll miss you.
Kyir: You don't need that pistol
Earthenone: reload handgun?
aClonedPickle: just reload!
Sogheim: Adam isn't wearing his Enter the Gungeon shirt so the bullets don't recognize him as friend today
TacitusVigil: It's too bad it's impossible to drop something and then pick it up again.
TacitusVigil: But that's just silly.
elkae: Ease up, they'll get there
HundreydAundre: Cool. Must be hell out there, Adam.
Nigouki: dangit twitch, why you gotta start endless buffering
Magresta: love when you walk away and her yelps go on to radio instead
Earthenone: weird, an elevator not powered by mayan lasers
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you DON'T have 9 basement floors, you're not in an Umbrella Corp secret lair.
Kyir: I am never going to remember these school names
fastlane250: my brain heard it as "CRISP" once and now i cant unhear it
philippekav: @NoTomToLose shhh don't tell him
SnowBuddy18: Lorehold isn't aggro though
MadWolf1290: oh Wesker
Ba_Dum_Tish: Lorehold deez nuts
NoTomToLose: If you're close together :D
MegaDosX: Lorehold is more graveyard shenanigans than aggro
Kyir: Was adam literally born today???????????
circusofkirkus: has Adam just realized he's cute?
SentientRatKing: The sprays are proximity heals so if your partner is close it heals them
fastlane250: LUL
NoTomToLose: That's true!
Agl0vale: zoomer: the boomers have learned our language, we need to change it again
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait, is your handgun actually full of bullets at the moment Adam?
Earthenone: gamers. look up!
TacitusVigil: Nobody's looking up
theleerm: gamers look up!
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MaelstronSolenor: Lol, "you can't see the freedom"
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thehokeypokey: ah, the farming hallway
Dmc3628: that would be the most merican thing Nade Launcehr and Machien Guns
Electrodyne: The roof
elkae: Waiter, I'm full of bullets!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because if it's not, you could maybe squeeze some extra room by reloading it further.
Hangedman: knock knock, it's freedom o clock
Makrosian_Tae: @elkae Ah, the usual then?
MechaKuuga: This game is so far from survival horror LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: I couldn't tell if you were joking or not when you said it holds 30 bullets.
KeytarCat: Free O'clock!
elkae: @Makrosian_Tae We're safe as long as I don't burp
Mattmitchell45: Lick from a Rose
Dish_KP: GET EMMMM
akmorris13: Can you hear freedom ringing with those bullets???
Lionhardt544: rlyGottem
RayFK: How the fuck dare you
MrUglama: dang
Lionhardt544: gottem
Gaytanic_Panic: GET EM'
RayFK: I'm telling Crim
Hangedman: i'm not sure that's actually mean
Hangedman: haha
GhostValv: :O
Stormthius: benginDab
DHCanadian: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gottem!
vellebastet: sykHypers sykHypers
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...You take that back this instant!
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
Hangedman: 'damn we both have good hair, gottem ggs'
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben you need to equip flinchfree
Electrodyne: Adam laying down a little... CROWD CONTROL
electra310: Took care of that extra ammo problem
elkae: Bahgawd Riot is in the house!
TacitusVigil: I kinda want a mod that adds Freddie Mercury singing I want to break free every time a licker gets you.
Hangedman: oh boy it's time for the lava/explosives/conveyor room
Hangedman: just like in every factory
Rhynerd: He’s not lying.
theleerm: look at that good lad
AbnormAnomaly: He's our big hansom man.
Magresta: love the orc face
Earthenone: adam looks like the james we have at home
NoTomToLose: Adam: The living DansGame
Earthenone: :P
Hexi_Lexi: adam confirmed is cutie
Ba_Dum_Tish: The way to make Adam uncomfortable, compliment him
vellebastet: Adam's face whipXD
HavenJunde: Adam is attractive tbh
Electrodyne: He's the Kawaii Senpai, Adam Savidan
MegaDosX: Adam really hates compliments huh?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You achieved some impressive nose wrinkle with that grimace.
CyberColossus: is this a flex ben
DHCanadian: how does he keep looking more handsome
Pharmacistjudge: Yes, you do need to say it. We should compliment each other more.
elkae: Ah the face I make every time a friend takes a picture of me
jibkat: But how long can Adam hold that face?
Boon_33: so factory under lab under lost city?
Lionhardt544: @MegaDosX Yeah he really does lmao
circusofkirkus: god that was such a weird bit message
Bloodrush192: LUL
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD whipXD
MegaDosX: WOW
MegaDosX: HOW RUDE
NimrodXIV: what
theleerm: jesus christ
Hexi_Lexi: WOW
Makrosian_Tae: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
RandomTrivia: I mean, that person was clearly incredibly baked
SnowBuddy18: wow r00d, and a lie too
Gaytanic_Panic: Wooooooooow
Hangedman: 'i'm only 6'3", dipshit'
GhostValv: wow
vellebastet: Plsss
Gaytanic_Panic: I was there and wooooooooooooow
GhostValv: bloobyF
tidehollowcat: sergeIntoTheSea
jetpixi: LUL Oh god wtf
elkae: Yeah and the mods shut that shit down
CanPlayGames: What? Isn't Adam cute?
SnowBuddy18: LUL
e_bloc: wtf
MegaDosX: Rude and incorrect, what a combo
RandomTrivia: That really was commitment to the bits lrrBEEJ
Wicker_Guide: lrrBEEJ
vellebastet: Adam is very handsome, that's just a fact
elkae: Adam is amazing and handsome and cute and I will not hear anything otherwise
Lionhardt544: @CanPlayGames yeah clearly that person was blind. Adam cute as shit
vellebastet: @randomtrivia OMG
DarkMorford: Who's flashing our boys?
TacitusVigil: Adam, you're so handsome, people will pay to insult you. What a time to be alive. <3
e_bloc: I would pay money to be in either of yours shape and be a streamer
Hexi_Lexi: honestly though, i ADORE adams smile and his laugh. they always make me happy
HundreydAundre: Is that a VILLAGE bit?
Mattmitchell45: God I remember this conveyor belt.....Why do i remember this so vividly?
aClonedPickle: yeet
Earthenone: its nice that the game covers up the flashing with a white screen, so you dont get a ToS violation
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, why "wouldn't" you make your gas mask out of armor plating? You want to keep the gas out, yes?
MadmanOreo: adam finally learning how to pass the fuchie to the right hand side.
Electrodyne: I appreciate that this game normalizes spraying deodorant on your friends
e_bloc: even if I thought that I would never verbalize it
MegaDosX: Some people just suck I guess
Ba_Dum_Tish: Some people feel good when tearing others down
NotCainNorAbel: that's because you are not a garbage human
vellebastet: Humans are very strange
Ba_Dum_Tish: They suck
Makrosian_Tae: Because you're a good person, Adam. There's no shame in that
SnowBuddy18: paying to insult someone is just weird
jetpixi: Some people be weird
Bloodrush192: that person has some serious self-esteem issues to call you out on that, but hey, 200 bits the asshole can't get back
GhostValv: good beans wouldn't :)
104 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
gizmofreak1: Some people just want to watch the world burn
elkae: Good I'm glad you can't process it, means you're a good bean
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
MegaDosX: Raiders!
electra310: Hi raiders!
Hangedman: it's just inexplicable
Dmc3628: Chut has arrived
BusTed: Heeey Olivia
Melodystuck: RAID
Joey_EDHREC: raaaaaaaaaaid
crabbaskets: hello
elkae: raiders!
sylveon_silver: breyaBust breyaChut
Hawkfrost000: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
WhisperOnaMountain: BUST CHUT INCOMIN!!!!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! Hi Olivia! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
blue_lore: breyaBust breyaChut
elkae: Hi Olivia!
Makrosian_Tae: Hello raiders!
mishotem: #BUSTCHUT
Kramburger: Sounds like someone misread the fake tension you have with your chat
Gaytanic_Panic: Al ways remember the rapport people.
Stormthius: TombRaid TombRaid lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN
AbnormAnomaly: Yeah I understand saying it to one of my really good friends who I know very well. But not to someone I know through my computer screen.
franzincolor: breyaBust breyaChut
zeldakid1999: Hi raiders
Tangsm: It's great the laboratory under the crumbling murder temple has safety rails to block your shot.
circusofkirkus: breyaBust breyaChut
CaptainFry9: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Hangedman: hcjHH hcjHH hcjHH
zacamarama: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
rdbaron102: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Gildan_Bladeborn: Paying people for the privilege of insulting them kind of makes you a chump.
theleerm: howdy raiders!
HundreydAundre: Ah, zombies armed with guns. Just what Umbrella d e f i n i t e l y intended first try.
Dmc3628: you also got injured playing Geralt would be weird
Spartan_Gamma: breyaBust breyaChut
sylveon_silver: Raaaiiid!!
Sylnarri: PrideHeartL breyaBust breyaChut PrideHeartR
satoribearpuncher: breyaBust breyaChut breyaChut breyaBust breyaBust breyaChut breyaChut breyaBust
TacitusVigil: Ah, parasocial relationships.
Electrodyne: all we hear is Raidey-o-Gaga
vellebastet: Oh, hello Bust Chut
Hangedman: this is the minecart all over again
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: I think saying that to a friend is still weird, unless you have that specific relationship where that sort of thing's alright
Pharmacistjudge: i sorta know both of these people and I don't dare to speak in such terms.
gibbsyrey69: <3 <3 <3 panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
Hexi_Lexi: Cheer100 hey adam, reminder that your smile and laughter brings me joy
elkae: lrrBEN_EB lrrSPOOP_EG lrrADAM_EB
Mattmitchell45: I Remind Myself at Least I'm breyaBust breyaChut
elkae: seabatNogood_BN seabatUseless_EB
gualdhar: but Ben, I've interacted with you more than I have my parents
vellebastet: @hexi_lexi lrrHEART
blue_lore: I am so guilty of talking to streamers like I know them, but I talk to everyone the same way
gibbsyrey69: Been awhile fellas, what is uuuup
RandomTrivia: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
Dmc3628: what are these conveyors transporting and why is it all exploders
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Pharmacistjudge: I know Adam and Ben know I will take their abuse in stride with a smile.
Makrosian_Tae: Adam, you once told me it was okay to have feelings, and I JUST WANTED TO SAY....that was very wholesome. Thank you <3
Foxmar320: Ive had people do that with me and im the same way. If I don't know you I assume you are being a dick. If I know you I know its a joke.
Nigouki: i'm not sure that's an approved way of disposing of gas cylinders
TacitusVigil: It also helps that we know you're both good people, so you're never actually being rude or punching down. Ben and Adam <3
hesterbyrde: My friend group actually has a conversational "safeword" so if we're ribbing or teasing each other and someone's having a rough time, we can know to take it easy but it doesn't feel icky.
vellebastet: @foxmar320 Yeah, same.
RandomTrivia: @steelfox13 You may wish to try "A great Queen song"
elkae: Been a whiiiiiiiile
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's also the bit where, as the streamer, we get things like "tone of voice" and "non-verbal communication" to accompany the instructions you deliver to us to "shut the fuck up".
lyropithic: When did you switch to playing Frogger?
TacitusVigil: @RandomTrivia They're all great Bront
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah it is the red barrel factory
MegaDosX: I see they took the Gordian Knot solution here
gualdhar: this is the worst Monster Hunter game yet
Gildan_Bladeborn: Communication via the medium of text alone? Not so much.
tidehollowcat: This factory doesn't seem terribly profitable.
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil That's fair, my suggestion had a redunant word
TacitusVigil: :D
Sogheim: that guy melted
steelfox13: @randomtrivia That's fair
Earthenone: id like to solve the puzzle pat!
crabbaskets: with what @blue_lore said, it feels weird to talk to talk to someone differently than I would with others. Just want to treat streamers no differently than I would with my friends
Tiber727: Quick, take cover behind the propane tanks!
AtrusOfMyst: This is a factory for explosions
Gildan_Bladeborn: What do you mean? It makes artisanal exploding barrel pallets. That's a booming market!
Ba_Dum_Tish: High speed freedom delivery system
electra310: Nuffin
fastlane250: Freedom Pellets
TacitusVigil: It was empty Ben
BusTed: What do you have in your mouth??
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: It was empty Ben
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Rhynerd: Time to America.
itira: lol Ben
GhostValv: :O
sydnius: Call OSHA
Dmc3628: ye ole Ak Ak
gayghostprince: hello Adam and Ben
KeytarCat: I try to not rib on people as my humor because I don't like receiving it
gayghostprince: and chat
vellebastet: Ah yeah
HundreydAundre: nothing
Nigouki: isn't CS:GO still the most played game on Steam?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's more CS:Go than OG Counterstrike these days.
jetpixi: I haven’t played Valorant since that one time
Dog_of_Myth: Yes to both
Lionhardt544: Valorant literally had a small time tournament this morning
BusTed: "Hey, go here."
franzincolor: where are the MRSDA sheets in here
raulghoulia: it's for new hires
Tangsm: I'm just picturing OSHA showing up and seeing the temple entrance and just leaving.
Magresta: go this way idiot
AtrusOfMyst: "Go here, idiot"
mishotem: it's clearly a trap
vellebastet: There are big streamers who have been playing Valorant lately
Makrosian_Tae: Slime wall
Electrodyne: I should buy 100 stickers like that
NoTomToLose: In testing, 23% of players missed that corner
jetpixi: I should play Valorant again. I need to git gud.
Hangedman: gee i wonder
Ba_Dum_Tish: Long range freedom delivery
hesterbyrde: Gee what would they want MISSILES for? What could they possibly be for?
raulghoulia: it do
DiscordianTokkan: Cheer150 I may not be able to get a vaccine yet (Thanks, Ontario), but I finally got a PS5.
Dmc3628: Still does
xantos69: It 100% holds up
NoTomToLose: Graham and Matt say yes
Driosenth: it's still good
Mattmitchell45: Holds up
Kramburger: Ask Magnum Rewatch
MegaDosX: I think so
gralamin: Yes
theleerm: have you considered just throwing them at your enemies?
Bloodrush192: its still cheesy
Dmc3628: per the rewatch bois
vellebastet: Good question
Rhynerd: Yes
Hangedman: what could ICBMs with the bad guy word on them possibly mean
rasterscan: Graham and Matt declared yes
Gildan_Bladeborn: According to Matt Wiggins and Graham Stark, yes. Yes it still holds up.
SentientRatKing: Graham and Matt said it did
Sogheim: Goldeneye has Sean Bean, so YES it does
CyberColossus: The fight scene between Pierce and Sean still slaps. That was BRUTAL
AtrusOfMyst: I saw it two months ago-- yes
Saintnex: Yup
ravenlord_xix: according to rewatch with love, yes
jetpixi: Goldeneye was fine.
Earthenone: they made a movie based on the n64 game?
BusTed: Haha.
saucemaster5000: Goldeneye still good
xantos69: Yea that's die another day.
LinearGif: Die Another Day
codatski: Good news Adam, do I have a podcast to recommend to you
MegaDosX: Die Another Day
Luminaire_p: Die Another Day
ashesandmochi: graham and matt still listed it pretty high
SentientRatKing: Oh the bad one
Mattmitchell45: Oh, one of the worst
Dmc3628: oh Ben you summer child
sydnius: People still playTF2
kharnor: That's Frozen
Magresta: goldeneye holds up a lot more than most james bonds
ObbyThePonderful: I mean, it Xenia Onatop
MegaDosX: Which is one of the terrible ones :p
DiscordianTokkan: Uroboros! benginUroPog
Boon_33: yes, goldeneye holds up better than most of them.
Agl0vale: Frozen,
WanderingOmen: Die Another Day
AtrusOfMyst: Die another day is also underrated
NavelWarfare: Die Another Day?
ashesandmochi: oh yeah die another day lmao
rasterscan: That is a baaaad one, Ben.
LinearGif: Yes
MegaDosX: Oh yeah
PipeSmokingOwl: die another day?
karpma: yes and yes
circusofkirkus: that's a Pierce Brosnan one
7gorobei: Goldeneye holds up
xantos69: Yep it is the worst tone
Dmc3628: Sure IS
MegaDosX: The last Brosnan one
bv310: Oh hey, it's the worst one.
TacitusVigil: Yep
merchfan: Yea goldeneye holds up
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah.....that one is bad
PipeSmokingOwl: yea
NavelWarfare: Yes and yes
Electrodyne: Never, ever, fire any weapon called "Ouroboros" Only bad things can happen
RandomTrivia: Die Another Day, with the sateliite laser. That's one of the "so bad it's good"
TheEmperorofIceCream: No Ben that's Frozen
jibkat: It is, a bad one
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's Pierce Brosnan's WORST movie as Bond.
Saintnex: Oh that one def did not hold up
saucemaster5000: That's hilariously the worst one
WanderingOmen: it is the last pierce Brosnan bond film
ashesandmochi: baby toby stephens lol
Mattmitchell45: Goldeneye and all downhill frome there
CyberColossus: Goldeneye is the best of Pierce's
Sogheim: it is Brosnan. the car had crampons and a cloaking device
Wicker_Guide: Brosnans last
kharnor: Pierce Brosnan is the best Elsa
Lionhardt544: Honestly? Pierce Brosnan was a great Bond
Trashweazel: hahaha
Gaytanic_Panic: FBtouchdown
Trashweazel: that one is bonkers
RandomTrivia: It's the best Bond movie for enjoying how cartoonish the villain is
Trashweazel: its super bad
Boon_33: that one ends in a plane fight with internet man, it's bad.
blip2004: trade the magnum ammo
Lionhardt544: Pierce Brosnan was imo second after Sean Connery
Rhynerd: I mean, Die Another Day is the best movie to go “why is this happening?” The same way you’ve been doing with this game.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben's gonna give it to ya
franzincolor: ppl hype up James Bond but it says a lot that there's been 20 of him and only one Austin Powers
Electrodyne: Goldeneye is as good as Moonraker, is as good as YOLT, all for their own special reasons
MegaDosX: I enjoyed GoldenEye and Tomorrow Never Dies, but World is Not Enough was kinda dumb, and Die Another Day was just...why.
Dmc3628: D.A.D is definitely the how did anyone greenlight this
AtrusOfMyst: James Bond as a character concept doesnt really hold up if we have to be fair
GhostValv: do et now
Pharmacistjudge: If only pharmaceutical compounding was that simple
Dmc3628: for me Golden and TN Dies were my two Brosnan picks
Gildan_Bladeborn: His tenure with the franchise started strong, and then... steeply declined. But the drop off from The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day was, shall we say, far more exaggerated than the difference between Tomorrow Never Dies and The World is Not Enough.
NoTomToLose: 31% of players missed that corner in testing
Bloodrush192: I still love the SNL skit of James Bond having all these STDs and one of them starts growing out of a petri dish and killing the lab tech
DarkMorford: @Pharmacistjudge You mean it's NOT?! 🤯
Lionhardt544: @franzincolor Maybe it's cause James Bond's schtick doesn't get tiring after three films :P
Pharmacistjudge: Chris...the eggs are open...you should eat it
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
korvys: Looks like a weta
dougma: I am so sorry ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: Eggsecute them
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
kumatsu: wow, this level really BUGS me
Dmc3628: that is unsettling
notthepenguins: don't like that
bv310: Well that's unpleasant
arcbound_roomba: Those are some bad roaches. I blame the schools
Gaytanic_Panic: Hey look it's famous Ben 10 alien Stinkfly!
ensiferous3: reapers are great :)
franzincolor: @lionhardt544 yeah that's fair
DoodlestheGreat: Wasn't Beej supposed to be on now?
BlueBuddhaX: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Thanks for all the laughs
Pharmacistjudge: If you collect 3 Power stones, do you transform?
Lithobraker: @Pharmacistjudge it is if you don't care about your gmp cert
DiscordianTokkan: Power Stone!
Agl0vale: ugin the spirit dragon
Juliamon: DoodlestheGreat In an hour
GhostValv: powerful
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:38 PM
lemmel: Ah man I miss Powerstone
vellebastet: @gaytanic_panic sykLaugh
until_may: ben did you just sing back to life lol
Gaytanic_Panic: The ashockmaster?
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej’s Anime Roundup: 2021 Winter (Beej talks about Anime he likes.) at Tue 08:30 PM PDT (51m from now).
gralamin: Beej in an hour
OmnipotentTrevor: LRR plays powerstone when?
niccus: no it's later
itira: Beej is on at 8:30 i think
Nigouki: if it is related to los plagos does this make it la cucaracha?
elkae: Beej starts at 8:30pm PST
DeM0nFiRe: Beej is on in an hour I think
thraximore: timezones, how do they work??
Earthenone: beej will contiune when morale improves
bv310: Another hour for Beej Talks Animes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej just RKOs Adam
TheEmperorofIceCream: Gourmand
Pharmacistjudge: Gourmand
theleerm: pst
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, the anime thing
sydnius: So moist
Electrodyne: I think you use the Power Stones to unlock secret rooms, and they're always 100% worth it
DiscordianTokkan: Ryoma was a great character in Power Stone, send tweet
elkae: Anime Roundup is at 8:30p pST
kumatsu: Ugin?
NoTomToLose: Novistadores
Earthenone: !card gourmand
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DoodlestheGreat: @juliamon, Oh yeah, the blasted difference because US has to be idiots about Daylight Savings.
SmithKurosaki: sergeOffByOne hour?
NoTomToLose: That's what these bugs were called in RE4
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clearly you're going into the fire.
Pharmacistjudge: he had a polka dot shirt
Juliamon: Hey, it's not just the US, it's all of NA
Wicker_Guide: @nigouki they went with an even sillier pun for them. They could camo in RE4 so they were "novistadores" lrrSLOTH
TheEmperorofIceCream: I was like 10 and only played as Wang Tang because Dragonball
Juliamon: don't let Canada off the hook here
raulghoulia: soylent green
itomeshi: Let the bodies hit the floor?
Lionhardt544: Hell parts of the UK has daylight savings too. Just a differnt date
Mr_Horrible: Novistadores? No! Vista Doors!
NoTomToLose: The spider knocked these off the Matrix pit
elkae: Yeah Canada is a doofus about DST too sadly
Kramburger: These are the bodies that hit the floor
OmnipotentTrevor: Cool, another Beej anime roundup. I look forward to watching that replay in the morning
Tangsm: Laying down on the job.
LightingExpert13: these are the bodies that hit the floor
jetpixi: Let the bodies hit the conveyor belt?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam...have you seen Soylent Green?
Earthenone: adam you did it, you found the ONE plot hole!
elkae: Pixi you beat me to it gdi
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Lionhardt544: LUL yessssss
thraximore: I feel like level design was done entirely in one take, no revisions
viridimayai: Why are there alien bug eggs in the work room? Is that the break room?
arcbound_roomba: I hear its people
raulghoulia: have you played Xenogears?
Makrosian_Tae: SPOILERS ADAM
Bloodrush192: uhm, yes
itomeshi: Spoilers!
Kramburger: !spoilers
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jibkat: SPOILERS
ravenlord_xix: alright bodies, no more hitting the floor
Dmc3628: Stone OCean BABY
NavelWarfare: Those weren't?
tidehollowcat: They produce crates and propane, and then they send it into the fire. And then they profit, somehow.
Mr_Horrible: well, it's Gamers. You can decide for yourself if that's "people".
DoodlestheGreat: @juliamon, okay, then it's something weird in my OS. It says it's 8:40 PM right now.
Makrosian_Tae: @raulghoulia God I love that game, and I know EXACTLY what you're talking about
Bloodrush192: that movie is like 800 years old people
Pharmacistjudge: it's a movie from 1973
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
jetpixi: Lol nice. Great mind @elkae
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam, and howdy all
Hexi_Lexi: isnt soilent green Kakyoins Stand Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think you can meaningfully spoil the "soylent green is people" reference.
Makrosian_Tae: Spoilent Green, you mean?
HavenJunde: speaking of Jojo, Stone Ocean confirmed!
Cephallope: Spoilent Green!
iris_of_ether: I watched that in high school and I am NOT young :P
kumatsu: Jokes? In twitch chat? Noooooooo
HundreydAundre: Only a factory could fuck up this badly.
NoTomToLose: Some people haven't seen it yet... like you :D
Magresta: no one knows anything about soylent green beyond the spoiler
theleerm: combined?
Kipstar: that's like the ONLY thing I know about Soylent Green
Makrosian_Tae: Mom's Spaghetti
saucemaster5000: Spoilers, Count Dracula is a vampire
dougma: I was born in 1973
circusofkirkus: no, it's because the Soylent Green has spoiled
thraximore: by almost 25 years :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's been featured so prominently in other media that people who have NEVER seen the film know that.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Soylant green has been turned into soylent green
RobotInProgress: sketti bois
MAPBoardgames: spegett-f'd
until_may: dont talk about my tube ben its rude
canahedo: It was a book first
Adolamir: just found out about the animated release of Stone Ocean yesterday. so hyped
kumatsu: crack open a vial of spaghetti
Mr_Horrible: Make Room! Make Room!, a classic story
Earthenone: this is where mom keeps her spaghetti
Nydestroyer: Once you learn a spoiler via cultural osmosis its no longer a spoiler
SandwichKed: I know one person who comes to this chat who is older than that movie.
until_may: new phone who dis
MadmanOreo: jill?
Kramburger: Soylent Green (1973), yeah probably older than 95% of twitch chat
SnowBuddy18: potatoes and chicken?
Pharmacistjudge: Soylent green is older than Empire Strikes Back....And you don't claim spoilers about that movie anymore.
HundreydAundre: Spoil what?
BlueBuddhaX: came out the year I was born
Makrosian_Tae: This woman is rocking a kinda Ariana Grande vibe and I'm here for it
Tripleyew: Not older than some of us
NotCainNorAbel: my records neer skip on jill
vellebastet: Whoa The physics
DiscordianTokkan: benginUroPog
codatski: Potatoes and Molasses
SentientRatKing: QTE time
hesterbyrde: WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM? Like seriously.
ravenlord_xix: her outfit does not look WorkSafe to me
elkae: Jill's right there!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy! Another improbable monster!
jibkat: Oh no A ZOMBIE
viridimayai: Noodleman time!
Kramburger: I've seen this anime
HundreydAundre: I don't think I'm remotely invested in thou spoilers.
itira: :o
aClonedPickle: time to shit all over conservation of mass again woo woo
kumatsu: Man's got Rebar in his skin
SnowBuddy18: oh no
vellebastet: ooof
korvys: B.O.W. = bio-organic weapon
thraximore: She said she wasn't selling it to terrorists, Adam LUL
frozenphoenix7: No Adam, she said she wasn't selling it to terrorists
frozenphoenix7: Damn it beaten
sydnius: Nice gamer chair
thraximore: haHA
tergonis: he's been Norted!
theleerm: so eugenics?
Mr_Horrible: Oh shit, are we the muggles in this case?
RandomTrivia: AHahahaahha
raulghoulia: Organization XIII
kumatsu: it's Fallout FEV
Tripleyew: “Bitten by a radioactive ramen noodle cup...” I mean, as superhero origins go...
NightValien28: ah yes eugenics, the pharma plot
Pharmacistjudge: Sheva,it's the biggest fighting game tournament
Mr_Horrible: fuuuuuuuck
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes Adam, you've explained Harry Potter in a nutshell.
FaustianHero: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Evolution
Pharmacistjudge: Keep up
Saintnex: Sure
DeM0nFiRe: Harry Potter got the sorcerer's stone in one book, it took Resident Evil 5 books?
viridimayai: If he got so many noodles, why bother even putting it in a human shaped sack?
vellebastet: whipXD
Ritaspirithntr: No Ben, it’s Full Metal Alchemist!
Makrosian_Tae: Simic would like to see your Manager
Bloodrush192: Jesus Harry Potter took a dark turn
jetpixi: Good for you actually
kumatsu: Adam confirmed can't read
SandwichKed: Consumed by a thousand baby basilisks.
jetpixi: LUL @kumatsu
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wonder where you shoot this monster.
Agl0vale: adam has never read a book confirmed
Makrosian_Tae: Oh LAWDY he comin!
MAPBoardgames: uh-oh. spegetti!
kumatsu: Bible Black, is that you?
Mr_Horrible: the Walking Spaghetti Monster
Electrodyne: Adam could be on Harry Potter's jury
NotCainNorAbel: side effects: some monsterism
HundreydAundre: That's not Harry. It's Lord Voldemort.
TacitusVigil: It's fine, Joanne Rowling is...not great.
MadmanOreo: You know they have pills for worms if you want, pal.
notthepenguins: didnt you fight this before
ravenlord_xix: yea, i'm sure some 9mm and buckshot will do just fine against that thing
Kipstar: isn't this enemy in Dark SOuls 3?
NavelWarfare: Yeah you totally did this fight in 4
OmnipotentTrevor: So you turn everyone into zombies to see who gets to be the god of the new world, but it's a new world full of zombies? Who wants to rule zombie world?
Magresta: youve got no arms left
NDCazzy: he should probably go to a doctor to get that checked...
jibkat: cut for the very first time
Dmc3628: it's like that fight we had at the incerenator
jibkat: dam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Got to love conspicuous gas canisters.
Earthenone: you did this fight earlier in 5
Foxmar320: So when I streamed this game this boss fight glitched on me and was unbeatable.
jetpixi: Man Weird Al is great
Dog_of_Myth: Now we enter the Weird Al portion of the fight.
PipeSmokingOwl: Heres a waiver ..for you to siigggnn
juneblue58: Took the Shotgun Surgeon perk. :P
Electrodyne: Like a surgeon, here's a waiver, for you to sign
Foxmar320: Im hoping our boys have better luck.
TacitusVigil: Christopher Robin Redfield
jibkat: FLAMETHROWER!
Tangsm: *ding*
vellebastet: whipXD whipXD
RandomTrivia: LUL
thraximore: It's BEAUTIFUL
notthepenguins: thanks siri
Nigouki: why did the soundtrack just go all Jerry Goldsmith
circusofkirkus: your flamethrower is now ready
elkae: This music is so cheesy lol
DecaDang: gabyLul
Tangsm: Flamethrower had to get warmed up first. Now it's ready.
GhostValv: wat
quillilian: the polite ding LUL
Wicker_Guide: tbf considering Christopher Robin is Obi Wan Kenobi, he could be Eedfield
Earthenone: on a scale of 1-america how free are you?
LightingExpert13: monster reminds me of princess monoke
Electrodyne: I want to breaaaaak freeeeeee
Saintnex: This creature doesn’t seem very dangerous lol
thraximore: @LightingExpert13 kinda yeah
MegaDosX: This game really is aggressively stupid at times
SandwichKed: Remember, flambe your worm.
TacitusVigil: I know it's rule of cool, but videogame flamethrowers are never realistic.
SnowBuddy18: it had to lob some flames so its arm is ready to throw
Agl0vale: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: tbh just rocket launcher this nerd, this fight sucks
Pharmacistjudge: I can't believe Sheva never heard of Evo
Electrodyne: O FBtouchdown O WHAT'S THIS
DiscordianTokkan: Like a sergeHi
jibkat: Sturgonofire?
chaostreader: Sell machine gun?
TacitusVigil: Like a Serge, man: Nice all the time!
Saintnex: Flame rounds seem tech for this fight
Dog_of_Myth: Like a Seeeerge, Squeaks for the very first time.
chaostreader: You got 5 flame rounds?
HundreydAundre: Hey! I've read at least up to Book 5; then hasn't seen a word of Book 6 as of date.
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LurkerSpine: 6 years. damn.
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jetpixi: FIYAH
elkae: Like a Quebecker
jetpixi: Some fuckin uhhh, fire?
HavenJunde: cook the spaghetti with the fire
chaostreader: Sell the hearts you got?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You see Adam, the conspicuous flamethrower was on a timer because it's being fueled by "narrative convenience".
Makrosian_Tae: Did you make it worse when you exploded it?
Xonlic: Tiny raid
MAPBoardgames: Two nights, two LRR streams that feature pasta during a boss fight.
Hexi_Lexi: !updog
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vellebastet: That looks unpleasant
Mr_Horrible: Chris, you, uh, you got something on ya
Earthenone: is this gameplay?
Boon_33: dynamic gameplay
Makrosian_Tae: Are ya winnin son?
itomeshi: Are ya winnin' son?
elkae: God that would stink
Gildan_Bladeborn: He's teleporting behind you, FYI.
jetpixi: Yeah hopefully they never invent smell-o-vision.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, the joys of the slenage gruncher.
kumatsu: more dots!
Magresta: classic fire mage
Juliamon: More dots!
karpma: adam finally figured out his rotation
Kipstar: GamePlay!
GhostValv: just combusting
karpma: :(
jetpixi: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Don't forget Fire 4
DiscordianTokkan: Aw SHIT Adam dropped Eno-chan
MegaDosX: Just cast Fireball, easy
kumatsu: When is Adam hitting Combust?
itomeshi: PoM Pyro?
jamiewisdom74: hey adam, long time viewer, first time live viewer. how are ya doin
Draynus: Yeah, you gotta wait for your flamethrower to be ready to be a fire mage!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to swamp blast adam
sydnius: Mora DOTS
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes.
elkae: Ugh egg sacks
theleerm: hi @jamiewisdom74 !
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good job Chris. Very effective.
NoTomToLose: Yes you can! - No wait, you can't
jamiewisdom74: @theleerm hello!
splatty1: flamethrowers full
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, that happened the first time you guys fought one of these dudes way back at the beginning.
Night_xD: gee. this fight DUUCKS
Lithobraker: Chris:. "disrespect your surroundings" Redfield
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akmorris13: oooh, gummy worms
Gildan_Bladeborn: You didn't seem to be getting the context prompts to tip the other barrels over though earlier in this fight (or just weren't standing in the "right" pixel to trigger it).
theleerm: gameplay!
Electrodyne: Nice
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you need the fire to kill it - remember how you killed the first one? Room full of fire.
jamiewisdom74: this game fucks where's milla jovavich
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit the president!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kobe
Vergotterung: hahahahahaha
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
anyapants: yo whut up.
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun You're missing something, but I don't want to backseat tell you until you wanna be told.
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown
jibkat: TOUCHDOWN
Magresta: nothing but net
lemmel: FBtouchdown
Vergotterung: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
xantos69: hello highlights!
Agl0vale: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RobotInProgress: saw what?
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Saw what? seabatNogood
juneblue58: Perfect.
SandwichKed: this is more bullet sponge than The Division 1 and 2
theleerm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: bloobyF
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WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: That.
Tripleyew: Thank goodness none of us are watching
jibkat: the middle vent, get it under it?
Makrosian_Tae: The ugly pimples on its back
korvys: This is the second stream today that's been about shooting balls
jibkat: then torch it?
sydnius: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun Like Ben said, it's about shooting certain balls. Specifically, ones that come out when it's on fire.
HundreydAundre: Guess the monster did then.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, flamethrower's ready.
Earthenone: fire stuns it so other player can shoot the balls
rasterscan: I think it only happens when both aras are torn off though.
rasterscan: So in raid terms: Kill arms -> Flame it to expose balls -> Kill balls
jibkat: Sir, this is a wendys
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
Agl0vale: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SentientRatKing: So when you use fire rounds this time watch for weak points
Gildan_Bladeborn: See if tipping over the gas cans can be done with all of them.
SentientRatKing: yep those
Boon_33: such danger, much scared
SentientRatKing: Fire grenades also might not be helpful with the weak points but I'm not sure about that
DecaDang: ding
Gildan_Bladeborn: Figures you go through the trouble of knocking over a can, and it pointedly doesn't walk on that section of the grating.
Lithobraker: Gah, pressurized cylinders without a chain holding them to the wall is a massive safety violation.
Vergotterung: Shooting the bits makes it leave
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no, BEN!
NoTomToLose: Gotta use bullets on the bubbles, fire just slows it
KeytarCat: I think this strategy would be effective against me, too
HatsWearCats: So rage and fight or flight reflexes only last like a minute tops. Imagine how bored this guy would be after that
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's really putting a damper in your plan to make it 'splode.
MAPBoardgames: What I want to know is what kind of factory has a flamethrower refueling station?
Bloodrush192: GG
Luminaire_p: Hooray!
Darleysam: *ding* flamethrower's done
patbaer: hey
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
DecaDang: yoojGG
Earthenone: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
bv310: :lrrGOAT: there
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
rasterscan: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ensiferous3: the kind that has monsters like these LUL
HatsWearCats: I think thats a new speedrun WR split
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Vergotterung: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
WalrusOntheCourt: Tidy
SentientRatKing: Ah good the grenades did help glad I was wrong
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: B's get Degrees
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: That fight was hot bullshit
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown ELL DONE!!
jetpixi: And got so far...
elkae: Right on time!
frank_the_great: Night y'all
Bloodrush192: May 7 I think?
until_may: six was piss
sydnius: No tanks
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD.
Tangsm: Now the search for Jill *truly* begins.
Ba_Dum_Tish: 6 is a heck of a thing
jetpixi: But in the end
until_may: 7 was amazing
aClonedPickle: oh so bad
HatsWearCats: Man Fellating Giraffe
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like, amazingly shitty.
Vergotterung: six is Essential
hesterbyrde: SIx was not great. Seven is amazing.
Juliamon: 6 makes this game look coherent
tidehollowcat: Don't you also need to play code veronica?
Saintnex: 6 is so bad it’s hilarious
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ask G and he will tell you
SandwichKed: Do Gears of War, that leans into the survival horror, at least in the first couple.
frank_the_great: Six is wild
SentientRatKing: Six is bad but it might be the kind of bad you enjoy
Wicker_Guide: six is awesomely terrible
Bloodrush192: you don't have to do all of the campaigns
SableDrake: 6 is incredibly bad but fun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Bad is an understatement.
Dmc3628: you may not finish this next go round
until_may: like its so bad its honestly impressive
Kramburger: But, the SEO!
OmnipotentTrevor: I hope you remember your RE characters, cause 6 brings a few back.
Vergotterung: you need to play six three times though
TheEmperorofIceCream: I liked six because it gave up on being serious
hesterbyrde: I would enjoy y'all playing 6. But it's bad. :)
SentientRatKing: Like it's not completely miserable or just plain boring
Mysticman89: give it a chance to fix any early bugs too
HundreydAundre: Yea, but at what cost?
jibkat: "story based"
NoTomToLose: The rich narrative
hesterbyrde: Oh good point. Give them a minute to fix bugs
Lithobraker: @MAPBoardgames Safety is Umbrella's biggest priority, and it's dangerous to have a filled flamethrower sitting around.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Story might be a strong word for whatever this was LUL
Saintnex: Let’s people time to play and enjoy it without worrying about spoilers
jetpixi: Such story...wow
gayghostprince: thanks for the stream, Ben and Adam!!
saucemaster5000: THIS is story based??
elkae: lrrADAM_EB lrrSPOOP_EG lrrBEN_EB Thanks for the stream, take care spoop bois
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
Gildan_Bladeborn: Resident Evil 6 is honestly exactly the kind of nonsense that Adam is all about.
MAPBoardgames: Thank you @Lithobraker . It makes sense now.
RassilonDND: Adam's anime roundup would be an interesting twist
akmorris13: Thanks for a good night, spoopy bois!
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream guys. Love what you do! Stay cool, you too chat! <3 <3 <3
HundreydAundre: Feels goof, but yea
RandomTrivia: benginDab
MadmanOreo: I thought crossing the streams was cancelled.
blip2004: ah yeah Moving out. time for space rats
DecaDang: pokemon tcg PogChamp
RandomTrivia: Long Game was cancelled
RandomTrivia: Ian's gonna DRIVE
Wicker_Guide: USPS MURICA BABY Simulator 2021
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: you can just say an Ian game
theleerm: lul
RandomTrivia: PPR benginHype benginHype benginHype
patbaer: Ian is playing an Ian game
Phailhammer: Ian is being Ian. lrrIAN
hesterbyrde: What schools are y'all doing?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
RandomTrivia: Yeah, SUPER-RANDO
MegaDosX: Ben why.
iris_of_ether: benginHeart benginHeart seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: We have a spreadsheet...
Nigouki: oh boy
MegaDosX: Why would you do that to yourself.
juneblue58: Holy fuck. XD
RandomTrivia: It's wild, It's truly wild
Mysticman89: seabatsu
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN benginHeart
Boon_33: Anime roundup at 8:30 :)
Mysticman89: seabatSEAL
itomeshi: Sekiro 2 - Shadows Die Multiple Times, I Guess?
raulghoulia: the game is SO GOOD
DiscordianTokkan: Sekiro 2: Shadows Die Twice... Again?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
justgravey67: that game is phenominal
Nigouki: byeeeeeee!
itira: byeeeee
fastlane250: okay byeee
DiscordianTokkan: Later!
mnemonicman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: cya :)
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
LightingExpert13: now kiss
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART lrrHEART
Magresta: tyty
LightingExpert13: I miss adam saying that.
sydnius: KPOPvictory
ButterBall000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:08:20.
ButterBall000: Is... Is it over?
SentientRatKing: @ButterBall000 which stream are you looking for?
ButterBall000: Let's Nope
Juliamon: It just ended
Juliamon: !schedule
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SentientRatKing: @ButterBall000 Sorry that one just ended
ButterBall000: Thanks for the schedule. Forgot Beej was doing his stream soon.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
Earthenone: !secret
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