LoadingReadyRun: Everyone ready to pickup and/or deliver stuff?
PsychoI3oy: 👍 󠀀
Didero: Wait, I thought that was your job, not ours? :O
Didero: Alternatively: What a weird pickup line Kappa
PharaohBender27 shouts "I'm Sam!" into chat to see what happens
Didero: I need to do some dumb work stuff, and Paul's Delivery Service seems like an ideal companion for that
LoadingReadyRun: Deliveries are Sam's job, but he couldn't do it without your likes
Didero: So thanks in advance for keeping me somewhat sane :p
TXC2: Hello Everybody
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 !
TXC2: hi PharaohBender27
LoadingReadyRun: @Didero I make no promises :)
PharaohBender27: So in catching up on the part of Monday's episode I missed, I saw that a clippable moment went unclipped, so here you go: https://clips.twitch.tv/TallElegantLardOSfrog-EJu0d_T-IqwzqpFe
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 nice :)
Ivalenz_: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrPAUL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
PharaohBender27: Huh, is this a remix of Millennial Boop, or is the audio doubled?
Didero: @LoadingReadyRun Me neither :p
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Play it Forward, apparently Paul is fighting Mads Mikkelsen in a WW1 trench. Not how he expected this day would go... http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EyYuYOMUcAIOVCF.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1379841339194368003
TXC2: PharaohBender27 I was thinking the same thing
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 let's pretend it was a remix
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TXC2: ha, I assumed it was Twitch being Twitch again
PharaohBender27: For me, Twitch being Twitch usually just makes it seem like the tune changed key
CaptainSpam: Oh no, Death is stranded! Somebody save him!
LoadingReadyRun: The small compensation for twitch's bugginess is that it can be sometimes be blamed when the streamer messes up :P
beowuuf: look, twitch didn't mess up, it's a house rule :p
Tom_Bruise: If there's anything I've learned, it's that in the event of user error, the system in question can be blamed all the same
PharaohBender27: !quote 4787
LRRbot: Quote #4787: "Let's all fail together!" —Heather [2018-03-14]
beowuuf: it's go time!
CaptainSpam: Go!
PharaohBender27: Dangit, wrong one
PharaohBender27: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6604: "You just don't know the depth of our house ruling." —Paul [2019-12-09]
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: oh no, time to be mad at ww1 mads :(
CaptainSpam: Pencil Rain!
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
Didero: Woo, Paul singing!
leopard_wolf: I feel Ian's quote was appropriate
wench_tacular: jlrrCooltunes
Didero: theodo2Clap theodo2Clap theodo2Clap theodo2Clap
TXC2: clap clap clap
Didero: How much do we need to donate for a Paul Singing stream?
TXC2: Hello Paul
KnifeRollinaBakery: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
TheAinMAP: SingsNote SingsNote
graal_smith: Or lake monsters of the USA
Tom_Bruise: You can just yell random phrases and chances are someone will think it's one of the Ten Fingers
TheAinMAP: Hello.
CAKHost: Or WWI?
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wench_tacular: sounds like I need to catch that vod
TXC2: it's time for Zack Snyder's world war 1 Kappa
Didero: It's a special game where shooting an enemy is weirder than bleeding on them
Tom_Bruise: It's not easy fighting Ghadst Mikkelsen
PsychoI3oy: I'd say "it'll make sense later" but it's a Kojima game so you'd know I'm lying
CaptainSpam: No, it's TMBG, not Milli Vanilli, you can't just Blame It On The Rain like that!
Mushbie: @LoadingReadyRun FYI, the D in Mads is silent, because Danish is a weird language
Zaghrog: it seems to have changed
PharaohBender27: Quick, someone check the previous episodes!
Zaghrog: I don't recall the bleeding either
Tom_Bruise: I prefer Torwhaledo
Mushbie: yes
graal_smith: Whalenado!?
zatengo: a torwhaledo?
CAKHost: As you do
Mushbie: I know because I happen to be Danish and named Mads :p
Tom_Bruise: An incidental torwhaledo then
TXC2: Paul said "torwhaledo" way to comfortably for a new word :p
Zaghrog: I'm guessing this dimension is another manifestation of someone's Beach
wench_tacular: icky mads
CAKHost: Majorly Emo Guy tries to kill you
CAKHost: (The eye dripping is just making me think of some edgy make-up effect he's going for)
PharaohBender27: Assault rifle!? I'm finding this World War I simulator highly inaccurate! Kappa
CAKHost: (But knowing Kojima, it might symbolize something???)
Rhynerd: Blood Gun, regular gun, and regular gun 2
Didero: Is this Mads's Beach?
Tom_Bruise: Look, he was just busy trying his Crow cosplay, but then Sam had to get caught up in that torwhaledo
TheMerricat: Chat, because my abilty to catch this has been spotty... has Sam had of the BB related nightmares yet? The ones you get after sleeping in the personal room....
TheMerricat: Not the flashbacks.
TXC2: TheMerricat I dont think so
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I don't believe so?
PsychoI3oy: TheMerricat, no
Aenir798: Don't know what you're talking about so I'm gonna say no, Merricat
Sogheim: it's Paul! hello Paul! lrrHEART lrrPAUL good luck restoring America and not being sent more bombs
TXC2: hello Sogheim welcome
TheMerricat: Thanks chat :) For a trip, encourage Paul to play with BB in the personal room more often. :P
Aenir798: No, Paul! You're supposed to protect your cargo with your life, not your life with your cargo!
PharaohBender27: @Sogheim Unfortunately a torwhaledo has derailed those plans and now we have to fight Mads Mikkelson on the Western Front of World War I
Genie_M: headshots do much quicker work though
zatengo: okay, so in this walking simulatro you are now fighting zombieskeletons in trenches?
Genie_M: closest enemy
nullvoid8: huzzah, I'm on time for once
TheMerricat: @zatengo right before we ended last stream there was a chiral super storm with floating whales that sucked up Sam Tornado style and we woke up here.
TXC2: hello nullvoid8 welcome
beowuuf: oh, wait, it all makes sense now, the gods of walking and delivering started to get mad that we've been driving everywhere, and never delivered the nuke as we were sacredly tasked
nullvoid8: gotta do a lot of walking in a zombie apocalypse.
Tom_Bruise: oh no fair, Ghasdt Mikkelsen gets to regroup after getting shot
zatengo: @TheMerricat ah yes, that makes total sense now
Didero: So there's a chance this is all just a dream, Wizard Of Oz style? :p
beowuuf: hence we've been sent to hell
CAKHost: He has huge packages!
Zaghrog: He's tracking us with a baby!
Avizonarix: probably the first time i caught an LRR stream this early
Sogheim: with all those packages and gear, you're built more like Thomas the Tank Engine
zatengo: also, has this dude just one liter of blood?
Genie_M: most of this will make sense in time
TXC2: hello Avizonarix welcome
CAKHost: No literally, he has packages. It's kind of weird?
thetoastmonster: Remember Remember the Fifth of November?
Avizonarix: thanks!
TheMerricat: @Sogheim amusingly I think this is all personal equipment, Paul knew we were heading into a boss fight and offloaded all cargo before steping out into the storm
TXC2: !findquote remember
LRRbot: Quote #4666: "Ah, Graham remembered my face." —Serge [2018-02-09]
beowuuf: what sort of percentage are we talking about genie_m? :p
Zaghrog: the one liter of blood might be just the expendable part of his blood. Losing 1 liter would be a threshold
nullvoid8: I've seen good omens. it's a bad plan to sign for packages
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Didero: This menu doesn't seem ideal for quick combat situations
wench_tacular: so rude
Tom_Bruise: You see, when you get shot, you tend to die
CodeGrump: They shot you until you died from it.
Zaghrog: may want to try standing in cover? Not sure if there was any
nullvoid8: Paul, I think you need to move your blood packs into your utility pouch
PsychoI3oy: nullvoid8, he did
Zaghrog: ^
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Aenir798: It seems like M+KB would be better for all this fighting
nullvoid8: oh, he just has that many that they're on his arms as well
TheMerricat: I think the game was also doing a bad job of tracking los, sam was shooting into the sandbags instead of the enemies
Genie_M: beowuuf : i was content with the knowledge and understanding of the things that happened when i finished the game and made it through all the credits rolls
beowuuf: that sounds like all you could ask for :)
beowuuf: to be fair, you kinda got guns sprung on you...
X_modem: pepperidge farmer remembers
Genie_M: yes, it leaves some things open to interpretation, but that does seem very intentional by the creator
TheMerricat: Unlike a some games from what I can tell the main storyline is sufficenetly railroaded that you have to be Ben and Adam actively working to avoid plot to miss the messages Hideo is trying to send here.
nullvoid8: yeah, subtle this game is not.
Tom_Bruise: Subtext is for cowards
Didero: Throw away the almost empty one, use the full one?
nullvoid8: I want that on a shirt
TXC2: "when I was just a BB, My mother told me son, always be a BB, don't ever be a Sam, but I shot a Mads in Reno, just to watch him die, I hanged my head and cried."
Mkingston: @nullvoid8 Kojima - "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
CodeGrump: I wish this game had subtext instead of the too much text.
beowuuf: lol txc2
Aenir798: try a pee grenade at it?
Aenir798: oh nevermind
LegionofLashes: package delivery got rough recently huh?
TXC2: Sam has too many names :p
Tom_Bruise: Don't mind me, just porting all these bullets into your dumb faces
Genie_M: throw away the empty stuff
Mkingston: I have 2 assault rifles. You only have 1.
TXC2: Mkingston ah America Kappa
TheMerricat: Be more on brand if we could find 3 more rifles....
beowuuf: every time sam kills a man in a historical nightmare he takes their names. Soon he will be sam portaer bridges mads mikkelson, son
nullvoid8: mkingston, I don't understand. can you get the doubleclicks to compose a short song?
zatengo: why is it an "empty" assault rifle, but a "used" blood bag
TheMerricat: Would you want to refill a bloodbag?
Tom_Bruise: Take the rifles together and pull the triggers all at once
TXC2: Zaghrog empty implies reusable, used doesn't
lirazel64: This is really different from the last stream I watched of this...
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Ivalenz_: Waiting for four, four assault rifles.
beowuuf: we got sucked in to a nightmare world due to a chiral storm
Didero: You don't need cover if you've got three assault rifles!
Zaghrog: TXC2 I think you tab completed the wrong "za"
beowuuf: daddy mads is at the end of this somehow
X_modem: Sam The Great deliverer 3 assault rifles Porter Bridges the 1st.
Didero: Can you throw away the empty assault rifle?
zatengo: also, why do you get bullet time - after- something is dead?
Genie_M: another assault rifle
nullvoid8: if you have enough assault rifles, you can just stack them up as cover
TXC2: Zaghrog you're right, my bad
zatengo: TXC3 yeah, that makes sense
zatengo: MiniK
niccus: this metaphor is getting a bit long
lirazel64: @beowuuf Thanks, I hate it.
Aenir798: Follow your arm shoulder thing?
nullvoid8: @zatengo I think it's reusing the stealth kill mechanism from hzd
Tom_Bruise: "Yea you better run"
X_modem: And he's all out of bubble gum
Ivalenz_: Will Paul obtain more assault rifles than PS4s? Stay tuned...
saucemaster5000: Will someone please buy all these action heroes some gum? There'd be so much less violence.
beowuuf: iirazel64: hopefully we'll be back to wacky purple trucks and obscene towers of cargo before we know it :)
Billy_Waggledaggers: Go, Paul! Love these streams. They are the highlight of my week.
X_modem: @saucemaster5000 I'm pretty sure the great gum shortage of the 1980s is what led to so many action films.
beowuuf: there's a distinct lack of one liners
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Tom_Bruise: Progress!
Sogheim: yay
Genie_M: done
Lord_ZYRK: Hooray murder \ seabatTROG /
PsychoI3oy: 👍
Aenir798: Hooray for the superior control scheme!
nullvoid8: woo cutscene time
LegionofLashes: "found the myserius man" ~ actualy killed him sorry
wench_tacular: how else would we interact with him?
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Tom_Bruise: "Find Mysterious Man and Shoot Him Until His Movements Stop"
wench_tacular: hands off, get your own!
Didero: Hey! Make your own baby!
NicoTheSly: Hey, I caught Paul live this time <3
TXC2: hello NicoTheSly welcome
wench_tacular: hilarity would ensue
Didero: Two men, an assault rifle, and a baby?
niccus: we're definitely in the cicierega version of folsom prison blues
beowuuf: my two dads,, both of whiom have died and have beaches now
LegionofLashes: Put. Down. That. Baby.
Genie_M: 2140 lost - yeeps
beowuuf: if that's more than 50% damage we might not give ourselves any likes
Blade_Tiger: I to this day cannot get over "Die Hardman" as a character name
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, I've been meaning to ask you to check out that Torwhaledo and the ghosts that are inside it."
zatengo: how did 250 people like that you lost 2 liters of blood?
TXC2: wow that's our first A, everything else has been an S
lirazel64: Put down the baby, or everyone will get hurt.
Rhynerd: @zatengo they were all skeleton soldiers?
Mkingston: Double Legend. Double Assault Rifles. Coincidence?
NicoTheSly: @zatengo ppl like anything these days
nullvoid8: timey whimy wibbly wobbly
TXC2: didn't we just rest?
Tom_Bruise: Maybe take a shower, I know it's only been a minute I guess since your last shower, but hey
LegionofLashes: you also werent covered in blood before <.<
Didero: That made perfect sense and I have no further questions
Genie_M: Mama is one of the best characters in the game imo
setgendertono: Mama is the best
Aenir798: Yeah that's the Q-Pid
zatengo: qpid is that guy with the bow, right?
Genie_M: yup
jibkat: That load looks stable
TXC2: how are we reaching up behind that high? :p
NicktheNameless: Q-Pid is that Star Trek TNG episode
Genie_M: they have a blood bullet mode (or will have)
Robot_Bones: likely not, that's why they need a cup of your piss
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun according to the wiki they can, but it says you need to use them in conjunction with anti-BT weapondry too so...?
Tom_Bruise: Seriously, why's Sam taking all that stank to bed"
SK__Ren: So we have Mads "Dads" Mikkelson, and now Mama. Why do I feel like I'm talking to a therapist.
wench_tacular: we are so much dirtier than usual
Always_Armoured: if you throw a blood grenade at someone and use a conventional assault rifle that does the most damage
TXC2: nullvoid8 it has tracking software
zatengo: why do they still give you blood if youre just gonna smear it on your shirt?
lirazel64: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to do this guy's laundry.
LegionofLashes: the cuffs are concerning
jibkat: Buttts
nullvoid8: @SK__Ren welcome to the Death Stranding story line. We have tshirts
Didero: Flimsy jacket then
Sogheim: blood is messy
Aenir798: Bullets go through clothes
TucksActualRulesLawyer: those are abrasions maybe?
Genie_M: number 2 grenades + normal bullets are very powerful, yeah
mowdownjoe: benginButt benginButt benginButt
Mkingston: It's that fine blood that soaks you through.
Aenir798: Especially ghost bullets
Rhynerd: To be fair, it’s probably your blood.
nullvoid8: he hate blood. It's slimy and gets everywhere
Genie_M: yup
nullvoid8: *I hate
Genie_M: and lots of stuff fall around the floor
TheMerricat: lol
lirazel64: not to mention ghosts are leaving handprints all over you.
Lord_ZYRK: I'm assuming it's how much you eat/drink
wench_tacular: he really needs more fibre
nullvoid8: I forgot the pee grenades are pee coloured
Genie_M: depends on the amount you drink and spend time in general
Didero: He never washes his hands after going to the toilet, does he?
TheMerricat: We don't eat though?
LegionofLashes: the add for norman reedus's show seems weird to have
Mkingston: Have you seen the secret cutscenes when you look at Norman's junk and his feet?
TXC2: !fart
LRRbot: Markin' your ass territory!
Tom_Bruise: let's just hope the poo grenade wasn't poo coloured, otherwise I'd say Sam's got some intestinal issues
nullvoid8: cryptobiotes are how you get poop grenades iirc
Lord_ZYRK: Do we just spit those Cryptobiots out after chewing?
X_modem: gotta go refill my ammo.
Scy_Anide: Are the ex grenades still useful? I don't think I used any once I had the hematic ones so I don't know why they still give you them.
TXC2: Didero he never wipes either
Genie_M: yes.
Genie_M: but effective and quick
TheMerricat: So chat, I'm not connected to 'real' TV anymore, is that ad a relevant ad or is that show already over? (i.e. are they updating the ads as time goes on?)
Aenir798: Hey, if they didn't want you causing voidouts all over America, they wouldn't have given you assault rifles.
Always_Armoured: @LoadingReadyRun if you actually properly kill someone you have a window of time to hike their body to an incinerator, or they decompose and nuke the game causing a game over
Saulens181: so what does happen if we kill MULEs?
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 maybe there's a bidet and built-in dryer
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK I sure hope so
Saulens181: ah i see
Mkingston: @TheMerricat I think it's on Amazon Prime
Rhynerd: If you kill a Mule, you gotta incinerate their body at an incinerator in a certain time limit.
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 or maybe they all break off clean
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK but that would make Sam Jesus Christ Kappa
Tom_Bruise: I'm willing to wager these people use the three clamshells method
Genie_M: Always_Armoured it depends on where the voidout happens - if it's on neutral grounds, it just works and leaves a crater. if it's near a critical place (mission related) then it's a game over
Kumakaori: oof, that west coast looks /v.bad/
Saulens181: Isn't there that one thing we've yet to find outside south knot?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I will point out that the wiki includes a specific mention of how many dead bodies your purple truck can carry and leave the implications to you....
Kumakaori: gdi, stupid auto link <<...
niccus: time for the baby to drink
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 if Sam is Jesus, what would that make the Son of Sam? Keepo
PharaohBender27: Oh, are we on a date with Mads?
Always_Armoured: @Saulens181 i wouldnt know, the tranq grenade launcher rather removed any need to hurt anyone
Lord_ZYRK: Gonna take us to the moon and give us wine? I love you, Dads BabyRage
Genie_M: through my playthrough i created 2 avoidable voidouts.... left pretty craters :P
X_modem: Is there a sign over my house that says dead mule storage?
niccus: B+ drinking animation as far as games go
Tom_Bruise: Not just wine, bubbly fancy wine!
Tom_Bruise: The kind of wine that's named after the place it's made, not the grape
nullvoid8: "Body bag capacity on the defensive model has not been tested"
TheMerricat: These games are sufficently railroading, if you need an assault rifle I promise you you'll get one then.
WillConquer: Stacking those amazon boxes eh Paul?
Genie_M: i recycled them all
Genie_M: bola gun for the win
wintertempest: shooting people is boring; it's more fun to bean them with cargo containers
TheMerricat: TBH I prefer Paul's Cowboy approach of letting them lunge at him then using a strand to hogtie them
Lord_ZYRK: yeehaw
Genie_M: throwing a bola to grapple them is more cowboy :)
Genie_M: Paul is ninja/hitman
TheMerricat: Chat, can you imagine us ever being in a position where we've maxed out the trucks cargo?
PsychoI3oy: yes
PsychoI3oy: i think you can do it with the chiral printer cartridges from the film director
wench_tacular: now we can retire champion
flikerz1: what happened on our birthday btw chat?
wench_tacular: there was cake
Genie_M: 204 kg
CaptainSpam: A Large Consignment of Mostly Junk is a cover band of what?
nullvoid8: yeah, it's annoyingly easy to max out the truck
TheMerricat: @flikerz1 we got a birthday cake that had a slice taken out every time we did anything, it was red and shiny.
X_modem: large consignment of mostly junk is what my ex-wife calls me.
TXC2: flikerz1 a cutscene with Mads, he took the BB out of the water
Genie_M: you have a date with Mama
TXC2: it has.....implications
Genie_M: she's quite close
X_modem: mama... just killed a man...
TheMerricat: chat, are roads/pavers upgradeable?
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat no
Mushbie: @X_modem "Mama.... just killed a Mads..."
nullvoid8: you build them, then top them up occasionaly
TheMerricat: Higgs.
Aenir798: I mean, Fragile sounds like a made-up name to me.
Tom_Bruise: After that whole molestation thing from last time, I'm perfectly fine not thinking about Fragile at all
Mushbie: Implying his parents didn't name him "Die Hard Man"
Aenir798: I think it's just you and your sister & mom with reasonable names?
Genie_M: she's Fragile, but not fragile
CAKHost: Sorry I had a meeting. We passed WWI?
TXC2: CAKHost yeap
beowuuf: it was all a dream?
CAKHost: Yay
Invitare: oh no, it's Dead Space
CAKHost: Ghost BB!
niccus: metaphor!
wench_tacular: ghost babies are the worst babies
Genie_M: she's a Mama
TXC2: Gods it;s that scene from Trainspotting :p
KV1NN4: what
Robot_Bones: is this a real person? At last?
Zaghrog: not the first "real person" we've met
DeM0nFiRe: is... is she nursing a ghost baby through her shirt?
Robot_Bones: True but when we see one its always a surprise
Invitare: doesn't feeding the ghosts cause explosions?
Sogheim: she looks like Naomi Watts as Jet Girl
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe to be fair, do you think ghosts care about the material world?
Billy_Waggledaggers: Umbilical cord is a bit much...
jibkat: mama clan!
Tom_Bruise: Almost as subtle as Metroid Other M
Genie_M: no, you will learn
PharaohBender27: Hey, just got my first shot scheduled for the 19th! :)
TXC2: PharaohBender27 Congrats
Genie_M: yup
beowuuf: yay pharaohbender27
Tom_Bruise: yea, they're strands, but for humans, get it?!
TheMerricat: WOOT! @PharaohBender27 I'm still hoping to get news about hwen I can get my first one.
Genie_M: yes, they are
Genie_M: you will learn about them . much more.
TXC2: OK, I'm gonna go there, did she have a still birth and it turned into a BT?
beowuuf: lol
Genie_M: TXC2: she will tell her story in detail soon
TheMerricat: @TXC2 we find out her story eventually, I think.. it might be an optional mission.
Decaped: Contact! TM
TXC2: Genie_M TheMerricat ok
DeM0nFiRe: Psycho Manits?
CaptainSpam: With a question mark after it?
niccus: after it?
Alahmnat: eyy, I caught up to real time! howdy chat, hi Paul :)
TXC2: hello Alahmnat welcome
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Alahmnat !
beowuuf: sergeHi
lirazel64: Chiralli... pasta?
TheMerricat: Welcome @Alahmnat :) join in the crazy :)
beowuuf: more usbs!
saucemaster5000: If you put too many of those in a suitcase, you'd get a nifty suitcase balloon
Alahmnat: Mountain Knot City... Denver?
Didero: Die-Softwoman?
Tom_Bruise: Sam, it's time you start using gender-neutral pronouns by default
Lord_ZYRK: Or like, Softserve Icecream
Lord_ZYRK: and everyone calls her that because she gives out free icecream
PharaohBender27: Um
Aenir798: Those gosh darned Fire Nation kids at it again
PharaohBender27: Oh, I see, were flash-backing
Tom_Bruise: And now, let's just have a look at the flashback wall
PharaohBender27: *we're
Alahmnat: very convenientrubble distribution
nullvoid8: I think they kinda had to
Zaghrog: might just be dripping water, not rain
TXC2: wouldn't one bleed out in this situation?
Genie_M: that's water from pipes
lirazel64: ok, too much like my actual life, noping for a while
beowuuf: once rain hits the ground it's normal water again, so guess it's filtering down
Didero: why are her teeth different in the flashback?
PharaohBender27: Maybe it's dripping off from solid surfaces, and thus safe?
Otakuman81: Rain is bad till it hits something, then it becomes regular water.
TXC2: lirazel64 lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Be well @lirazel64
Alahmnat: take care @lirazel64
KV1NN4: hunh...............i guess that........um
TXC2: I call it, Gods how I wish I hadn't called it
Genie_M: Mama's story is one of the best - and hardest
beowuuf: lrrHEART lirazel64
nullvoid8: Mama's story is 100% Kojima
KV1NN4: peak Kojima
Tom_Bruise: Iunno, needs a splash of MGS4
TheMerricat: lol
Genie_M: yeah, Sam's really not to talk
TXC2: "sure, everyone else does"
jibkat: Dirty
Genie_M: *hint*
Decaped: Mama doing a dread pirate roberts impression.
Aenir798: I feel like chiral spikes isn't something you should forget about
Aenir798: if it does things like sending us to WW1
TXC2: can't we do both
saucemaster5000: let's just put those chiral spikes on the mantlepiece for now
nullvoid8: lrrFINE
Tom_Bruise: Surely we can figure out how to not have to deal with spikes BEFORE we cause 'em, right?
Tom_Bruise: Are we on a clock?
Alahmnat: progress cannot be halted!
TheMerricat: @Tom_Bruise has mankind ever operated that way?
Billy_Waggledaggers: She's clearly had too much sleep to pass as the parent of a perpetually infant child.
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Tom_Bruise: @TheMerricat not really, but surely merging the material realm with actual factual Hell would make mankind a bit more cautious
nullvoid8: @Billy_Waggledaggers she doesn't have to worry about the baby killing itself, I imagine that makes it a lot easier
Genie_M: Mountain Knot City and the story parts connected to it are my favourite
Invitare: to be fair though, I don't think Kojima needs it to do those things if he really wanted to
Decaped: woo, best item in the game time
PixelArtDragon: Wait, isn't she like 10 meters away? Why is she using the hologram?
Genie_M: you will.
TXC2: PixelArtDragon so dieHardman can hear as well
Mangledpixel: mandatory enjoyment
nullvoid8: woop woop. Time for the most important side quest: Linking everywhere with ziplines
Mangledpixel: also, boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TheMerricat: Sam does not operate on the zero inbox principle.....
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat What, like delete every e-mail once he's read it?
TheMerricat: Or archive it.
TXC2: the inbox is the archive Kappa
Sogheim: I don't think The Church of the Empty Inbox is a thing here, but it should be.
Genie_M: they're in the protected part of your backpack
Decaped: You can never have enough ziplines.
Genie_M: still no otter hoodie?
TXC2: "it's raining already?" ah, life in Britain Kappa
TheMerricat: lol I love they have highway signs with just enough obscured that there are no actual place names on them.
Genie_M: that Y like thing
nullvoid8: the big forks
Genie_M: big tuning fork
Genie_M: that tuning for there is the zipline
KV1NN4: "Someone left the truck out int he rain...." something soemthing jurassic park
KV1NN4: (or cake)
Tom_Bruise: Dang these trucks, obscuring the wavey hand of ghost-sensing
niccus: is that how you end up with monster trucks
nullvoid8: it's fine, they're in the ruins. the BT Zone just overlaps the road in a really annoying way
TXC2: KV1NN4 it's MacArthur park
CaptainSpam: Sam Bridges, comin' through! Get those barriers down faster next time!
TheMerricat: Might want to turn in the memory chip
Genie_M: ziplines > motorcycles
Billy_Waggledaggers: Who is responsible for the trucks? Carrie Capacity?
plummeting_sloth: gotta deliver them some faster barriers
nullvoid8: vehicles are cheap, drive them and leave them
TXC2: Billy_Waggledaggers boooo Kappa
plummeting_sloth: whoever is responsible for the trucks surely has to have some sort of meaningful name
KV1NN4: @TXC2 thanks! (wait really? I had no idea the name of the original song)
Mangledpixel: 1 is not 0
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Mushbie: @plummeting_sloth Truck man
Robot_Bones: Truckman
plummeting_sloth: I will say, about names, I do love how Kojima used up his "meaningful name" budget on all the regular characters and most of the rando's in the shelters just have like completely anodyne names
Genie_M: Paul will love Heartman's likes :D
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
plummeting_sloth: Die Hartman, Fragile, Deadman... Bob Johnson
TheMerricat: "Wandering MC"
nullvoid8: what's an "anodyne name"?
TheMerricat: Painless, meaningless, empty names.
RandomTrivia: Someone with a negative outlook on life? lrrBEEJ
nullvoid8: ah
RandomTrivia: The opposite, presumably, being a cathodyne name lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: Bob Johnson - it's not a name you'll be spending ten hours writing a thesis on the symbolism of .
MAPBoardgames: Hey chat, how youall doin'?
plummeting_sloth: honestly he should have flexed and taken names from here https://www.avclub.com/check-out-these-wonderful-american-names-from-a-90s-j-1819219155
TXC2: hello MAPBoardgames welcome
TXC2: and we're back
Tom_Bruise: back in black, with a backpack
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm really torn, I can order a giant gargantuan sandwich (actual name) from Jimmy Johns that'll last me approximately two days to eat, or I can order pizza... which would last the same amount.
lirazel64 is back as well.
Sarapheene: Which one is cheaper?
TXC2: so I looked it up, mama is played by Margaret Qualley
Didero: @TheMerricat I don't understand the 'or' Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Just take that truck
TheMerricat: Same price.
Sarapheene: Including delivery and tip same price?
TheMerricat: Pretty much, that's why I'm torn. I can't decide which I want more.
TXC2: the Terminator had more of an implacable pace
MAPBoardgames: Sam's battery runneth over.
plummeting_sloth: wait, why are we sprinting? Do we need to get our steps in for today?
nullvoid8: hmm, is that an npc zipline? pretty sure IK had that one in my playthrough
TheMerricat: @plummeting_sloth when it's free energy, why not? :)
Sarapheene: @TheMerricat which one will fill you up for longer? like which one won't have you hungrier later
Didero: Looks more like a catapult than a zipline
nullvoid8: oh, yes
Tom_Bruise: Just toss a coin @TheMerricat
fcloud: zip lines are the best
Billy_Waggledaggers: "BB looks happy". Nice touch.
TheMerricat: !vasoline
PixelArtDragon: Oh damn
wench_tacular: woo, go again!
fcloud: i build as many as i can
Sarapheene: bless you
TheMerricat: !barcode
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
plummeting_sloth: oh sure, BB likes THIS, but when I get batted around by a BT all of a sudden she freaks out
NeoSilverThorn: Ghesundeit.
Didero: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TheAinMAP: Whee!
MAPBoardgames: Walkin's for chumps.
TheMerricat: Thanks @Didero :)
Lord_ZYRK: Sam keeps on zippin zippin zippin
TheMerricat: That's Jimmy Johns.
Aenir798: Coming to a sudden stop like that looks painful
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Didero: @TheMerricat No problem :)
plummeting_sloth: oh man, can you build a zipline across the falls?
TXC2: I can't hear that song without thinking about the Bill Baily Portushead version :P
fcloud: i think bb is a he? other characters use he/him when talking about bb
nullvoid8: @plummeting_sloth yes, but it's v.annoying to set up
fcloud: perma timefall
TheMerricat: @fcloud I don't think it's a spoiler but we don't ever find out a canonical gender for our BB but they do get a gendered name later on.
Didero: Timefall rain is slippery, it seems
plummeting_sloth: "Sometimes tthe timefall doesn't end... this somehow does not end the world"
Aenir798: Inertia is a thing, Paul!
MAPBoardgames: You'd think Paul would be able to handle bionic trousers better.
fcloud: haha
Aenir798: You ever tried to stop yourself while running with 35 kg on your back?
RandomTrivia: MAPBoardgames LUL
Tom_Bruise: Fysix!
plummeting_sloth: good ol one way ladder
Tom_Bruise: It's like physics, but nicer
nullvoid8: ropes are the MVP for cliff faces
Rhynerd: Pheeseecs es beeyouteeful subjact
plummeting_sloth: hmm... can you use ropes with your sticky gun thing?
fcloud: true! no "throw to target" ui for ropes
TXC2: plummeting_sloth the world is 4 billion years old, even adding a few million to that in the space of a decade does nothing really :p
fcloud: still laughing at that bionic trousers line
PixelArtDragon: I mean, that's also how ropes work in the real world.
Didero: I read that as 'Social Alloys' at first >_>
Tom_Bruise: Maybe they could rework that bolas gun into a grappling hookshot
nullvoid8: that might be the most useless bridge I've seen yet
wench_tacular: maybe they were holding the plans sideways
plummeting_sloth: this has to be a "Ah crap, its pointing the wrong way and I didn't notice when I put the base down" thing, right?
miniwak: sometimes the bridges don't stretch that far
Tom_Bruise: Maybe they tried, realized it wouldn't go across, and just clicked
fcloud: look, our group called "bridges", not "useful bridges"
MAPBoardgames: It's a troll bridge.
fcloud: we just splat them down wherever
TheMerricat: I'm going to guess that they are doing that to block other people from building a useful bridge.
plummeting_sloth: uhhhh
nullvoid8: nah, people put bridges like that to avoid rocks
plummeting_sloth: you are not gonna make it
TXC2: oh we gonna die
Decaped: otter time!
Aenir798: You dropped a thing
Alephred: Now is the time for the otter hat!
fcloud: putting the otter hat to good use
Tom_Bruise: Excellent
MAPBoardgames: Quick! Get your otter hat
fcloud: slick
plummeting_sloth: can you grapple yourself to teh other side?
TheAinMAP: Yoink.
Alephred: The otter hat has an actual in-game effect.
SK__Ren: Also if you stand still it restores stamina
fcloud: @plummeting_sloth no but that would be a game changer
Didero: Can you build a long enough bridge?
plummeting_sloth: oh yeah, maybe pound an energy drink or whatever./ Boost your stam
LegionofLashes: the concept of a canteen filled with an energy drink instead of water is...yikes
Alephred: If you stand still in yellow water, you won't fall over, and your stamina will gradually replenish.
Ivalenz_: #OtterHat
fcloud: there must be another way around?
Alephred: Oh no!
NicoTheSly: BB is going to drown :(
wench_tacular: foiled!
TehAmelie: more of a non-sticking gun
TXC2: oh the Irony
PixelArtDragon: What grabs the grabby thing?
Aenir798: Hah, you thought you had the game beat, let's see you grab stuff now!
Aenir798: Should've been Two Sticky Gun Sam instead of Two Assault Rifle Sam
fcloud: solution: carry 4-6 sticky guns
TXC2: "it's like 10,000 spoons, when all you needed was a sticky gun"
Caldurin: Goodbye sticky gun, we'll miss you
PsychoI3oy: that was the one you had
fcloud: @TXC2 please go directly to pun jail
TXC2: fcloud I run the pun jail Kappa
Alephred: You can wade directly through the marked path; just stop to rest when in yellow water.
Clench_Eastwood subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
Clench_Eastwood: 74 months! That's almost as many clones of Paul that were definitely not made by the cloning vat the Moonbase definitely does not have.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Clench_Eastwood! (Today's storm count: 5)
MAPBoardgames: Why does BB get stressed when underwater? Isn't BB already under water?
fcloud: @TXC2 you can check yourself in then. efficient!
Lord_ZYRK: Kid, you're in a jar full of liquid. Why does this bother you?
lear1987: @TXC2 then you know exactly where your cell is in the pun jail.
fcloud: oh those signs restore stamina. handy
Aenir798: You have short-term stamina and medium-term stamina.
TehAmelie: maybe the river is cold
plummeting_sloth: well, at least we sent our sticky gun on a nice vacation
Alephred: Monster Energy: gives you pee.
Tom_Bruise: Monster Energy serves the need of Macro Stamina, not Micro Stamina
TXC2: so does 5 hour energy only work AFTER 5 hours then? Kappa
TehAmelie: i want a minigame where you have to go to sea and trawl the nearest garbage vortex for your lost stuff
Lord_ZYRK: We're gonna end up fighting a whale armed with a sticky gun now, aren't we?
MAPBoardgames: Sounds like !advice to me.
Sogheim: !advice
fcloud: @TehAmelie do you, though?
plummeting_sloth: and remember kids, if you can't see swift currents, swift currents can't see you, so stand still!
TehAmelie: mmaybe
fcloud: the current is just as afraid of you as you are of it. make yourself bigger
wench_tacular: damn past paul
PsychoI3oy: wait, is that the GrunkleSTan bike?
beowuuf: look, future paul has proven themselves resourceful, i'd trust in future paul, it's fine
plummeting_sloth: who teh hell got their bike down here?
Clench_Eastwood: poor grunkle
PsychoI3oy: didn't you use a bike from that player before?
SK__Ren: YOu could get lots of likes?
PsychoI3oy: or am i thinking some other silly name
fcloud: before crossing "too bad im not on the other side or i could build a zipline" after crossing "oh, should have build a zipline back there"
nullvoid8: it's worth building in case you need to come back this way
fcloud: *built
Decaped: Building a zipline on this side of the river will have use later.
Genie_M: shoes will be a problem soon
Didero: DM I do that
plummeting_sloth: look, it can't be more of a waste than that bridge on the other side
fcloud: close in a little!
TheMerricat: ZIplines don't require any resources for level 1.
fcloud: the zipline max range is 300m
fcloud: just walk 4m closer
Alephred: Walk forward 5 m!
plummeting_sloth: ooh no!
Decaped: i think it's lower than that to start
plummeting_sloth: walk closer!
Didero: So close!
Alephred: Nooo
fcloud: or not, that's fine too
Decaped: or does it start at 300?
TXC2: I wonder if this music gets DMCA'd ?
PsychoI3oy: there's a bit of mountain in the way
fcloud: if you have LOS on it
Decaped: i think it started at 250
TheMerricat: Chat I think LOS is accounted for too.
Didero: Can you deconstruct buildings and get resources back?
plummeting_sloth: ah, blocked
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 We seem to have generally lucked out since that first episode in that regard
plummeting_sloth: bummer
MAPBoardgames: But you could put a zipline on that ridge.
Tom_Bruise: Turns out, mountains obstruct ropes
TXC2: PharaohBender27 good point
nullvoid8: deconstruct, yes. refund materials, no.
Decaped: nvm, 300 starts, upgrades to 350
Electrodyne: Hello internet friends
TheMerricat: Paul has it turned down far enough that even if the music is DMCA'able, Twitch might not be hearing it.
Electrodyne: I would like to strand one death please
TXC2: hello Electrodyne welcome
fcloud: that music was coming from a structure, so it was fainter than the pre-set story beat musics
DeM0nFiRe: Keep on keeping on 👍
fcloud: maybe bb is sensitive to cold?
SK__Ren: BB can still see
MAPBoardgames: That's what I said!
Decaped: the greater american zip-line network is a long term public works project
TehAmelie: maybe the water is cold
TXC2: I'm gonna hear "keep on keeping on" in my dreams now :p
plummeting_sloth: BB is scared of glass sharks
nullvoid8: BB is in an LCL tank
Alephred: If your goggles are full of water, being immersed in water will allow you to see clearly.
fcloud: or maybe bb had a traumatic experience with rivers when they were an even smaller bb
Alephred: So maybe BB is terrified at being able to see clearly for the first time.
TXC2: the same way the pool on a ship is affected by the waves maybe?
Decaped: I think i had like 8 different people's ziplines built into my network
TheMerricat: "Be careful when you dismount! The zipline base will put you down a couple of meters in front of the post in the direction your camera is looking in! This can mean depositing you on the side of a cliff. (Yes, this happened to me this morning... three times. Yes, I know I'm a d*mbass). So if you're facing a sheer drop on arrival, turn your viewpoint to where you want Sam to dismount."
fcloud: as mass transit, the zipline is terrible. as a way to move one dude around really fast, it's awesome
MAPBoardgames: Do it up the ridge?
SK__Ren: What if you built it up there
fcloud: yes! build it up there, good idea
PharaohBender27: @fcloud God, could you imagine the waitline for a mass-transit zip line?
fcloud: preferably at the tippy-top of the highest ridge
RassilonDND: the pre climbing animations could use a little work
TheMerricat: good god how strong is sam that he's dead lifting himself and his cargo?
plummeting_sloth: Sam's ready for Ninja Warrior
fcloud: maybe DOOMS gives you superhuman biceps
The_FlyingDutchman: dang
nullvoid8: a mass transit zipline is just a ski lift
fcloud: ooh good point
TXC2: I wanna see Magnus Mitbo do this
MAPBoardgames: It was impressive when Andre the Giant did it too!
lear1987: Why don't we have a vertical ascender built in?
niccus: just make everyone else in ninja warrior also carry backpacks
Decaped: Death Stranding 2 has a goat exoskeleton
Tom_Bruise: Screw that, give me a Spider Exoskeleton
TehAmelie: Vamp could do it
SK__Ren: Was that scene in Princess Bride legit or did they do the sideways camera?
TXC2: "there was something odd about his walk, much more vertical then usual."
TheMerricat: lol
TheMerricat: I saw it too Paul
PsychoI3oy: hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: This is engaging gameplay LUL
Lord_ZYRK: authAlert authAlert authAlert
plummeting_sloth: ah, I see you learned Agatha Fisty's Blitz technique
PharaohBender27: @fcloud Well, those a little different because more than one person can go at a time . . . :p
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
PsychoI3oy: i'm just wondering how they got the ladder in that place originally
beowuuf: to change the subject completely, how did paul get there?
TXC2: SK__Ren the Wide is a stunt man with Props on his back, the close shot, Andre is in a Harness being pulled up
TehAmelie: that is an impressive waterfall i just realized wasn't sky
Aenir798: Man 3D printers are awesome!
Tom_Bruise: Digistructing technology man, don't knock it
DeM0nFiRe: Your camera autotracking on that printer imitation is funny LUL
TheAinMAP: I remember having a printer that sounded like that.
PharaohBender27: Whheeeeeee
KenKopin: Gonna make that 30 minutes or less delivery time now!
plummeting_sloth: I love a world that has like 12 different ways of letting people move around and apparently Sam is the only person that uses them
Invitare: this seems like an excellent use for this technology
TXC2: now if only we could back that way
TheMerricat: BB loves the zipline
TehAmelie: hmm ziplines seem less than ideal if you don't have the arm strength to dangle by one hand while carrying hundreds of kilos for minutes at a time
plummeting_sloth: nah, BB love the zipline
Tom_Bruise: BB! I thought you had my back man
MAPBoardgames: Should we be concerned that the zip line is twice as fast as a motorcycle?
NeoSilverThorn: New goal: The great coast-to-coast zipline.
TXC2: Tom_Bruise no he has our front Kappa
plummeting_sloth: heh, build a zipline next to the road paver. Let the people know of the new future of transportation
TehAmelie: heck, make a zipline to Hawaii
Decaped: many whales were injured in the making of this zip-line
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 you're fired.
DeM0nFiRe: "We were gonna connect all the cities by chiral network, but we decided connecting them by zipline was way more fun"
PharaohBender27: Wait, I just had a terrifying thought: What if a zipline falls apart due to timefall while you're riding it? O_o
TXC2: Tom_Bruise lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Decaped: Beer runs!
fcloud: ziplines only decay slowly from timefall thankfully
Decaped: so many beer runs
plummeting_sloth: @DeM0nFiRe combination Zipline/Telegraph!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, but what if that last bit of decaying happens mid-trip?
Invitare: you could have like, capsules, travelling along them
Invitare: faster than the road
fcloud: i'm not sure if that's actually impossible or just very very unlikely
fcloud: i would bet the game doesnt allow that to happen
TheMerricat: If they have you on their network, yes :)
Alephred: That's how they get you. First it's 'no sidequests', and then you're building infrastructure.
fcloud: you know who they should have gotten to do a cameo in this game? elon musk
fcloud: i bet he would be down for it
PharaohBender27: True, @fcloud . I'm applying too much logic to this :p
KenKopin: Fresh, Hot Pepperoni!
Decaped: usually you get 1/3 to 1/2 of the ziplines put down by a particular person, in my experience
X_modem: You can only set up zip lines in places that are on the network. everywhere knew you go isn't on the network yet.
plummeting_sloth: "hey, wait... were these supplies ziplines? I'm sorry sir we can't take these"
fcloud: @PharaohBender27 it wont even let you dismount mid-zip if you're too far off the ground
ProtatoBlood: ominous!
TehAmelie: i've been left hanging in the middle of rivers on ziplines in theme park that probably no one had tightened the cords on for months. should be a lot harder to keep up repairs in the wilderness
TXC2: I see KelTec Invented all these Weapons :p
Aenir798: This is level 2
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie O_o How long were you handing there?
TXC2: this is level 2!
fcloud: (it is a kel joke)
NicoTheSly: Paintball gun tech?
Tom_Bruise: Oh shit, it's the super soaker that draw directly from the aorta
plummeting_sloth: ooh, more bot missions!
TehAmelie: about 20 seconds before i decided to ford it. it was only hip deep
TheMerricat: Paintball guns that manufacture your own paintpellets from your blood....
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise That sounds like a quick way to exsanguinate yourself
ContingentCat: wow
plummeting_sloth: and she can't even go by Mama, cause that name's taken already
ivdar: that's kinda like the Time Traveler's Wife
nullvoid8: I like the chiral artists story
TehAmelie: someone said something about the hat of meaningful names running low when they got to the side characters here
TheMerricat: I still think the robots should have four legs, not two
Alephred: Maybe 'The' is short for 'Theodora'
TXC2: "lot's wife didn't have a name, she was just lot's wife...."
Tom_Bruise: @PharaohBender27 hey man, sometimes you gotta put a Hellish Tar-Dog on blast
Genie_M: boots are quite used up
ivdar: @TXC2 I heard she was pretty salty about it too
PharaohBender27: @ivdar lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: I like the idea that when you send the bot, the character still gives a heartfelt exposition about the cargo to the ambulatory robot legs
TXC2: ivdar :D
fcloud: yeah now would be a good time to replace boots
KenKopin: @ivdar Boo LUL
TheMerricat: lol @plummeting_sloth
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
lear1987: new sticky gun?
fcloud: @plummeting_sloth and the bot gets bored and fast-forwards through the dialogue
TheMerricat: yeah, might want to replace the sticky gun
plummeting_sloth: it just sings it's little song to itself
TehAmelie: who hasn't talked to their roomba?
fcloud: bouncing up and down gently
fcloud: eager for another mission
plummeting_sloth: I'm guessing it's a 2 in one. You can use the regular rounds on people and the hermetic rounds on BT's
fcloud: dreading the long wait in the bot dungeon
fcloud: what do they talk about down there i wonder
TheMerricat: Anti-BT gun only good against BT, Handgun good against BT and normal folk if you don't mind pelting them iwth your blood
Alahmnat: I assume a specifically anti-BT gun is only good against BTs, but other guns can be loaded with anti-BT or normal rounds?
TXC2: roombas? heck, I've talked to Screwdrivers before :p
nullvoid8: anti bt rounds have a bit of blood in them. the anti bt gun shoots hypodermic needles that you fill on the spot. more damage, but useless against humans
TehAmelie: what we need now is a can of repair spray repair spray
KenKopin: I have called practically every inanimate object in my house "Dude!" at some point.
plummeting_sloth: like that King of the Hill bit where he used a small can of WD-40 on his big can of WD-40
MAPBoardgames: It seems like you carry less equipment these days.
TehAmelie: WD-40, what doesn't it fix
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie Things that are supposed to stay together?
TehAmelie: well, we have electrician's tape for that
MAPBoardgames: Sounds like an excuse to drive your truck
PixelArtDragon: @MAPBoardgames Well yeah, it's a pretty sweet truck
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote Drivin' a truck! Drivin' a big ole truck! SingsNote
MAPBoardgames: You need ceramics for that road section
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think the cargo capacity for the truck is more constrained by the amount of packages/volume vs the weight. The wiki says they havevn't yet found a 'max weight limit' for it.
Stormthius: !findquote truck
LRRbot: Quote #3401: "Your mother was a Tonka truck!" —Ben [2016-09-14]
TXC2: Ben channelling Johnny 5 there :P
plummeting_sloth: But Sam Bridges believes in package integrity. He will not divvy up a box of metals no matter what
MAPBoardgames: This part looks like it already has a road
Zafariman: Can you build the road in between. Because this road seems decent
X_modem: I'd like to thank those aren't accidental button presses and in fact Sam is just really proud of who he is.
plummeting_sloth: man, Bridges members LOVE roads
plummeting_sloth: it's infrastructure week at BRIDGES
Tom_Bruise: Everybody loving these roads, but not enough to maintain them in the Acidic Super-Rain I guess
ElfLawyer: hello folks
Mangledpixel: just need a couple of plates and a teapot
ElfLawyer: how is everyone today
TXC2: hello ElfLawyer welcome
ElfLawyer: I just got this game last night, weird coincedence
TheMerricat: Afternoon @ElfLawyer :)
PsychoI3oy: um
TehAmelie: on reflection, Sam's indoors and outdoors voices sound very different. like when he's yelling he doesn't sound like he just ate Tom Waits and got some stuck in his throat at all
nullvoid8: some roads are physically impossible to follow before building
plummeting_sloth: yeah, getting the road section finished over that real rocky big is actually more handy than doing it here
Decaped: 'presumably"
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote Some day all this, will be a road!
Tom_Bruise: @TehAmelie this might be the first time we're hearing Norman Reedus using anything other than his indoor-voice I guess
TehAmelie: must be that
DoctorAddams: "I will travel the way that the road would go, if there was a road." So philosophical.
Tom_Bruise: I can't remember an episode of Walking Dead with him shouting about stuff... but then again, thinking back through that show is hard
TXC2: Mistakes have been made
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
Alephred: Oo, holographic mushroom patch!
plummeting_sloth: "The Shouting Dead"
TheMerricat: Once again I have to praise Hideo for not allowing the trucks to be flippable.
Alahmnat: looking forward to DB2021, driving from Desert Knot City to Gambling Knot City and back again
Decaped: it's hilarious so many people do that that that portion of the hill wears down into a road
PharaohBender27: @Alahmnat katesLol
plummeting_sloth: oh man, someone should do a Loading Ready Live flythrough set in Death Stranding
TXC2: Alahmnat gonna have to remember that one
PharaohBender27: Dang, @Decaped , don't know if I've seen a triple that before
theleerm: do wee still need cyramics?
Mangledpixel: some ceramics there too, a little anyway
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of a writing tip: if you're not sure if you're using the passive voice, try putting "by zombies" after the verb in your sentence
Lord_ZYRK: Happens all the time
nullvoid8: you can combine them! ... by playing menu Jenga in the recycle/retrieve menus
TheMerricat: Chat, I just had a horrible thought, how does Sam sit down in that truck? where does the backpack go?
TehAmelie: i.e. "mistakes were made by zombies"
RandomTrivia: @nullvoid8 What is this, Escape from Tarkov? lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat O_o
Decaped: @PharaohBender27 happy to buffalo buffalo buffalo you
TXC2: TheMerricat I presume he puts it on the passenger seat
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Memory foam?
plummeting_sloth: yeah, THIS is the bit where having the road is very nice
RandomTrivia: Probably smells like death in there lrrBEEJ
nullvoid8: @themerricat in the passenger seat
plummeting_sloth: geez, you might be able to finish a segment just with what's here
LordZarano: Unconnected areas apparently won't show other people's contributions to road builders
fcloud: @RandomTrivia lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Yep you don't get the benefit of other players stuff unless you are in an area connected to the chiral network
fcloud: hey! i'm about to donate materials!
RandomTrivia: "And I said "Hey......... What's going on?""
Tom_Bruise: "If a bridge is built outside the chiral network, does it make a sound?"
plummeting_sloth: Sam Bridges has donated a "Hey"
plummeting_sloth: wasn't there ceramics at the safe house?
TheMerricat: Not this one
X_modem: wasted metals is the name of my moterhead cover band.
TheMerricat: btw chat, Jimmy Johns was in fact the right choice, it's so good. Thanks for helping me decide :P
Alephred: Are you having sausages?
PsychoI3oy: everything in that one you added previously
Tom_Bruise: didn't you just toss a virtual tin of vaseline?
MAPBoardgames: I'm 90% sure you were the one to give it its metals
fcloud: road is looking p good
plummeting_sloth: I like when the path zips in and out of the network. Reminds me of the area around Harpers Ferry WVa, where you keep entering and leaving Virginia
TheMerricat: Yes but chat came up with the idea of fliping the virtual Vaseline. :)
fcloud: yes, each of those offline zones have a prepper you can connect
TheMerricat: And @Alephred they are a sub sandwitch company :)
fcloud: *has
plummeting_sloth: you... don't have a hat
plummeting_sloth: do you want one?
plummeting_sloth: it's an otter
fcloud: "everything all right sam?" *doesnt wait for an answer*
Tom_Bruise: "My hat's off to you, and to everyone else, since I lost my hat last week"
wench_tacular: tripple threat
lirazel64: Yeah, that would be much more impressive with an actual hat.
plummeting_sloth: your skill star reminds of the Flag of some country I can't place
TXC2: an Expert Jason Stathem
fcloud: otter big brother breathing down your neck
SK__Ren: I gave you Otterhood. Plz respond.
wench_tacular: such an Angry Zen Master vibe there
Lord_ZYRK: authW
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plummeting_sloth: can we load up on ceramics and do a road building run?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
fcloud: remember chat, break time for sam means break time for YOU!
X_modem: yeah we've been going over your reviews and noticed you haven't used your otter hood yet... we're not saying you have to use it but We did give it to you for a reason.
NicoTheSly: Death Stranding Skylines. Let's build some stuff <3
lirazel64: Aww, Sam's sleeping like a BB.
TehAmelie: the only thing in the game that strains my suspension of disbelief is Sam sleeping like that without even a pillow and his head not falling off
MAPBoardgames: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't half a liter of blood quite a bit to be donating?
lirazel64: @tehamelie ikr?
fcloud: @TehAmelie literally unplayable
TehAmelie: it's the limit of what's healthy yes
lirazel64: I don't care how buff his lats are.
Tom_Bruise: it's fine, he's got superbones
MAPBoardgames: So once a month, not every time you go to bed.
Tom_Bruise: it's why he's so good at carrying boxes
Decaped: his red blood cells are repatrioting every night
Alephred: You can donate that much maybe once a week, at most.
X_modem: You're not eating cryptobios though... game changer.
TheMerricat: So fun fact, but back in the 'old' days they used to sleep on STONE pillows in Japan. https://tokyojinja.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/img_12652.jpg
lirazel64: Maybe he's got Wonder Marrow.
TehAmelie: imagine if every cell in your body that died went though that birthception nightmare and came back. i think that'd have some psychological effects even though cells themselves don't have any psyche
lirazel64: @themerricat Egypt, too. But they still supported your neck.
TXC2: and we're back
Tom_Bruise: I don't wanna think about Theseus' Reedus
fcloud: to be fair, norman reedus really really wants HIMSELF to take a shower
Juliamon: Gotta have that butt
TXC2: hello Juliamon
Aenir798: If you did it during the break we wouldn't know how many grenades you have.
OldManJohnsonMB: Nothing gets you clean quite like just running water over yourself with no soap, wash cloth, or attempt to scrub yourself
fcloud: butt status: fullly washed
fcloud: i like how you have a whole sixpack there. just in case you want to get good and buzzed before saving the world
Tom_Bruise: Beer; the important medicine, and a perfect mid-afternoon pick-me-up
OldManJohnsonMB: Its the shower equivalent of just eating a spoonful of toothpaste and saying you've brushed your teeth
nullvoid8: how did we unlock beer?
Zaghrog: I hear drinking too much of the beer brings monster back on the table
PharaohBender27: @nullvoid8 We transported some
TheMerricat: @nullvoid8 we delivered the beer, two? sessions ago, after we visited the timefall farm
TXC2: nullvoid8 we added a farm that makes it to the network
nullvoid8: Huh, I don't remember that happening in my playthrough
NicoTheSly: Can I interest you in a hood? How about a hood? Need a hood?
fcloud: conan obrien, shown here as a cruel headmaster of an orphanage
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: this guy wants to run away with you from his wife
PharaohBender27: This guy's a jerk
fcloud: oh no, she'll have to go a half mile back to her mom's house
Aenir798: 2 days I think
KV1NN4: are the straights ok? -.-
TheMerricat: Isn't that the guy that we had to find his wife for because he thought she was dead?
fcloud: y
OldManJohnsonMB: We are not a wife delivery service
Tom_Bruise: After all that effort we went through carrying his wife through the ghosts
fcloud: um we are, though
TXC2: KV1NN4 never have been, never will be :p
OldManJohnsonMB: Unless she's dead, as we ARE a corpse delivery service
nullvoid8: oh, Paul did the daughter transport? prepare to be annoyed next time that story is updated
Invitare: pining for the fjords
fcloud: no, we literally carried his living wife to him
MAPBoardgames: If you were carrying her in the truck do you think she would be put in the seats?
PharaohBender27: @nullvoid8 What, even more than we already are that the Junk Dealer is over it like 2 days later?
OldManJohnsonMB: 53KG of Beauty Products? That is A LOT
nullvoid8: @pharaohbender27 oh yeah
KenKopin: It adds authenticity.
nullvoid8: well, it depends how hard the transport job was for Paul the first time
MAPBoardgames: It's almost like the delivery bots intentionally damage the cargo.
Juliamon: 53 kilos of lotion
Alephred: "For never was a story of more woe than this of Chiral Artist and her Junk Dealer-o." - Shakespeare, probably.
TehAmelie: if some delivery person bragged to me about making my package take 69% damage i wouldn't even be made
TehAmelie: or mad
OldManJohnsonMB: The quality of underwear comes from its weight
fcloud: does timefall farm eventually get a road?
OldManJohnsonMB: I, for one, enjoy by 10 pound underwear.
nullvoid8: I mean, they are surrounded by mules
KenKopin: Does damaged pesticide feed the bugs and make them stronger?
nullvoid8: no, no road to the timefall farm
TehAmelie: or does the pesticides escape into nature and turn into timefall?
NicoTheSly: We have a river in the middle too :/
TheMerricat: OMG I just read up on the whole Junk Dealer storyline.... lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: Lord Stormagreddon, you have been our most loyal unseen player. You have served us well.
Anubis169: Hello all you happy people :)
TXC2: hello Anubis169
TheMerricat: Evening @Anubis169 :)
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat (reads the wiki) Oh gee you *have* to be kidding me katesPalm
Anubis169: Paul, your backpack looks like the boiler I just replaced the cover on...
Anubis169: :/
TheMerricat: lol IKR? @PharaohBender27 :)
nullvoid8: @pharaohbender27 the worst part is she tells that she just walks. by herself.
OldManJohnsonMB: That road may need some guardrails
Tom_Bruise: An awesome, handsome person even! With nice muscles and GREAT taste in animes
PharaohBender27: By the way, what's with some people having Twitch logo-shaped things for their smilies and others like me having a little robot head for them?
TXC2: Doing Gods work they are Kappa
fcloud: :)
Sogheim: did Paul just pat himself on the back for his hard work crafting roads?
fcloud: Yes.
TXC2: Sogheim yes that's the joke
PharaohBender27: They're good roads, @Sogheim
CaptainSpam: @PharaohBender27 If you've got Twitch Prime, you have a choice of standard smilies.
Anubis169: PharaohBender27: Depends if they have Turbo/Prime or not
Anubis169: you get choices
Sogheim: i'm not saying they're not good roads, I am perfectly fine with the quality of magic asphalt roads
beowuuf: huh. just read the junk dealer stuff. huh.
fcloud: ooh where can i frob that? i dont like the robot smilies
Alephred: :)
Anubis169: i.e. I have the twitch purple Turbo boxes :) <--
Anubis169: however, due to an API error Twitch -still- haven't fixed, on my screen I see it as the JTV monkey
MAPBoardgames: resistant =/= proof
nullvoid8: they're resistant, not immune
PharaohBender27: Ah. Thanks, @Anubis169
Invitare: they're only resistant, not immune
Aenir798: It's resistant, not immune
cfpreston: resistant not proof
TXC2: well yes, they're resista.... damnit nullvoid8 ! :P
e_bloc: why don't they make the whole clothes out of timefall
LegionofLashes: robot smiles may just be bttv
nullvoid8: ah, the hive mind is here. Jinx
Sogheim: they're as good as my water resistant watch I drowned when I was nine
Tom_Bruise: everything at some point succumbs to the super acid-rain. That or the game doesn't wanna spam every map with every bridge ever built
Anubis169: e_bloc: because they'd go out of fashion in a second
Anubis169: Kappa
nullvoid8: @txc2 poor you, getting beaten to the punch by a mobile keyboard
nullvoid8: :p
Anubis169: the SHADE
Anubis169: null that's brutal :P
Lord_ZYRK: Why not just run sneakily?
TehAmelie: why are future-quality ceramics just occurring in nature?
TXC2: nullvoid8 :D
nullvoid8: @anubis169 I aim to please. and draw blood.
Anubis169: sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky...
TheMerricat: thier corpse
Anubis169: you do not want to know
fcloud: Beached Moms
Alephred: Sky whale?
TheMerricat: their even
TXC2: Mother Gaia?
Rhynerd: To death?
CaptainSpam: Screw those custom-made tools in particular!
TehAmelie: umm did our antenna form a hand to wave at the ghosts?
fcloud: yep
fcloud: it does a thumbs-up sometimes too
TehAmelie: of course
Mangledpixel: someone spent a long time and a lot of skill to make those tools, Paul
Anubis169: we're about 2 seconds away from doing the biggest deadliest wheelie in human history
PharaohBender27: Custom-made tools? More like custom-made fools, amirite!?
Kaorti: skyrim bike, skyrim bike
Tom_Bruise: wouldn't be a Kojima title if every bit of technology didn't have a personality of some sort
cardinalwiggles: reminds me of taking the horse up the mountain in skyrim
Anubis169: LOL
fcloud: climbin up a hill all skyrim-like
e_bloc: oops
Anubis169: Denied!
MAPBoardgames: um
TXC2: "pull duchess, Pull!"
CaptainSpam: Welp, better go back and start over.
nullvoid8: brb
CAKHost: You beat the mountain. But can you beat...CURB?
Alahmnat: keep clear. for vehicles, obvs
Anubis169: Sam doesn't so much roll as... topple...
PixelArtDragon: Someone's going to come along and give you a ticket
fcloud: LORD STORMAGEDDON cares nothing for your puny rules, mortal
LegionofLashes: for some reason i thought we were called jeff
KenKopin: Clearly that's why it is kept clear, so you can park there.
MAPBoardgames: Triple park across 3 handicap spots
LegionofLashes: or beau
Mangledpixel: terrorist tickler
fcloud: "bustin' make me feel good" -- sam, probably
cardinalwiggles: Beanie babies
TheMerricat: llol
Ivalenz_: I like 'trouncer'.
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TheBorzoi: Is there a PS5 in any of those boxes?
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Rhynerd: I missed the nuke?
Rhynerd: Darn.
Anubis169: oh well done!
Anubis169: <3
TXC2: Trouncer sounds like you foil crime using trousers :p
Mangledpixel: awesome!
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Dragonality: I second the graduation, just finished my B.S. last week.
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TXC2: Congrats Zaghrog
TXC2: also Congrats Dragonality
Dragonality: @Zaghrog Graduation buddies! Just did my last class last Thursday!
Zaghrog: it was actually relatively simple to do a thesis project, once I found out the pandemic restrictions didn't stop me from working at school for a thesis
Anubis169: Zaghrog: I'm doing an OpenUniversity degree while working right now
Tom_Bruise: oh no! The Reedus Multiverse! It's spilling into OUR universe!
Anubis169: being stuck at home has done wonders for it
fcloud: they start the journey as ps5s but due to timefall by the time they arrive they're ps1s
TXC2: Anubis169 what's the subject?
Dragonality: I was focused on live events like E3, so COVID kinda hurt, but was able to at least finish the business degree portion.
Anubis169: only a Bachelors in computing/networking
TXC2: Anubis169 neat
Anubis169: but it'll get me out of the rut i'm in with Cisco losing me in their database
MAPBoardgames: "accident"
Anubis169 stabs
fcloud: we've been marooned on an island, except not we're not on an island and not marooned
fcloud: URGENT blood? sorry, i only transport regular blood
Mangledpixel: urgent blood delivery to Dr. Acula
LegionofLashes: lol...weigh
TXC2: no Cargo? F that
KenKopin: How much do they need? About five liters.
ContingentCat: diet letal
ContingentCat: *lethal
fcloud: starter lethal
Dragonality: Yeah, when people do things like fire beans bags at the face like morons...
Spluuga: I'd argue for "sometimes lethal"
fcloud: uncommon lethal
MAPBoardgames: Brandon Lee died from being shot by blanks.
Dragonality: I-Can't-Believe-It's-Non-Lethal
fcloud: lethal first class
TXC2: potentially lethal
mykindmind: its non leathal to the user of the weapeon
Tom_Bruise: Everything can be lethal when you make bizarre user errors
fcloud: half-lethal
fcloud: discount lethal
LegionofLashes: lethal not-guaranteed
Dragonality: @mykindmind I did have a recruit with me in basic basically blow up his M-16 by leaving a cleaning rod INSIDE the weapon, so even the user isn't safe when they aren't very smart lol
X_modem: The dirt paths are being made by players who are going over that route.
fcloud: was he injured?
TXC2: Dragonality they got shit canned right?
Dragonality: @fcloud Minor burns on his hands, but thankfully that was all
Alahmnat: desire lines
fcloud: lucky
X_modem: You contribute to it but it's you and other players
tsubyX: would you say that the impact of other players in your game world is the best part of this game?
mykindmind: yikes
Dragonality: @TXC2 I wish, the Army takes what it can get
TXC2: Dragonality Yikes
CaptainSpam: Hm, the stream's over in 12 minutes, though!
TheMerricat: Incinerating, not burying
TXC2: some good old exact time to die there
nullvoid8: I'm back. When I left we were pulling sick wheelies. What's happened since?
Rhynerd: Chiralium?
fcloud: down to the hundredths of a second. amazing
cardinalwiggles: should really just chuck the bodies in the tar pit tbh. that seemed to work quite nicely
niccus: next question
MAPBoardgames: Cheese it!
KenKopin: Serpentine, serpentine!
Alahmnat: gotta go fa-- gotta go-- gotta-- gotta go-- got--
Tom_Bruise: I can't imagine that ride could've gone any bumpier
keroan0: Just say no to drugs
Invitare: "mules who took a turn for the worst" Weren't they already murderers and thieves?
ContingentCat: wow that's rude of them
Dragonality: "Your GP or your HP friend" -these terror-mules probably
Rhynerd: Mules only used nonlethal weapons, right?
Lord_ZYRK: Mules only knock people unconscious for their stuff
DeM0nFiRe: That is pretty convenient that Bridges staff have apparently scheduled their deaths to the minute so you can plan your day around saving them
MAPBoardgames: MULEs who have been hogtied and had their cargo and trucks stolen become terrorists.
Alahmnat: for Reasons
Dragonality: The target has 52 HP, a grenade does 5d10. Ergo, non-lethal.
Mushbie: or mobile incinerators
Alahmnat: we could combine this setting with SOMA and just use a giant magnetic catapult to throw dead people into space...
Aenir798: You're asking a lot of questions, Sam. I think you need to have some Monster Energy.
TXC2: Sense is not something that is in abundance around here :p
CaptainSpam: Blood delivered in 40 minutes or less or it's free!
fcloud: or a corpse conveyor belt
Spluuga: I imagine the mass incinerators was the first response to try to combat void outs and after that there weren't enough people left to fix it
Aenir798: Luckily, you can't actually die.
Dragonality: @Aenir798 Yeah, I think Monster becoming the standard drink MAY be impacting common sense somewhat
TheMerricat: Voidouts occur when BT's touch matter, they are apparently made of anti-matter. Dead bodies open the door between the living world and the BT world. So having all the dead bodies burnt in one location makes certain that if there is a BT incursion, it's away from a populated area.
ContingentCat: because plot, the same reason people keep going into basements alone in horror movies
Scy_Anide: That would be more logical and less impressive, so it's not allowed.
fcloud: blood delivered in 5 minutes or less or it's free
Lithobraker: Dragonality well, he got a really good score on the APFT, so promote ahead of peers...
fcloud: it was what we call an attackcident
Mangledpixel: "So, what you're saying is we should hire people to shoot at you during future deliveries?"
NicoTheSly: Sam 5G Porter
Eoldir: Paul, I adore you! Sorry, I felt like I needed to state the obvious.
Invitare: would signal strength matter at all? Since it's basically sending infinite amounts of information anyway?
Mangledpixel: have we had an explanation for why connecting to the internet makes Sam briefly levitate?
PharaohBender27: So we're in . . . Montana?
Dragonality: @fcloud 'An attackcident' I'm gonna have to use that in DnD
TXC2: oh no, we're in Nebraska
fcloud: i just put these usb keys in the thing, and the world's shortest rave happens, and that's it. im not too clear on the technical side
Zaghrog: from what I recall of Die-Hardman's explanation of the Q-Pid thing, it's a bunch of chiral matter packed into those things
TXC2: yes....."info"
PharaohBender27: Thought Nebraska was further south and east from there. Or was I looking at the wrong spot?
nullvoid8: I think there's some encryption keys and algorithms in there too
LegionofLashes: jesus sometimes I forget that we work for a guy in a skull mask
TheMerricat: remember this is the 'chiral' network, the infinite bandwidth is coming from the fact that they are using the time messing up properties of chiral particles to transmit the data to the past, so that it'll already be there when they need it.
Aenir798: Seems like a good stopping point for today.
MAPBoardgames: Every time you get a new weapon the badguys also get the same weapon. Can't we get our people to stop developing new weapons?
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat right, timey wimey
LegionofLashes: um...wat
TXC2: ah here's the BB dreams
fcloud: yikes
TheBorzoi: Why is Skeletor in this game?
PharaohBender27: UM
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nothing personal kid
nullvoid8: Ko-ji-ma, Ko-ji-ma!
Alahmnat: owwwwwwwwww
fcloud: ugh
LegionofLashes: nope nope nope
TXC2: is....is she into that?
NicoTheSly: Troy Baker went mad :O
Alahmnat: A Stab M R
Alahmnat: can we... can we *not* call it Edge Knot?
Aenir798: I think quipu is the necklace thing
TheMerricat: yes that is correct @Aenir798
fcloud: i bet when troy baker was in school he thought he would be doing chekhov, not stealing gold necklaces from women in formal dresses in purgatory
fcloud: sorry, i couldnt quipu ahold of it
Lithobraker: It's that strands of knots thing the Incas used for recording information
keroan0: Do holograms usually explode?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I thought Quibi went out of buisness
MAPBoardgames: If we do rescue her, do we have to carry her on our back the whole trip back east?
TheBorzoi: Like astral projection
TXC2: PharaohBender27 looking at a map, I'd say we're in South Dakota
Zaghrog: chiralgrams
Anubis169: Thankies Paul! lrrAWESOME manLOVE
PsychoI3oy: 👍
fcloud: i -- am -- your singing chiralgram
Sogheim: dang, three hours with Paul today
Dragonality: Thanks paul!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Moving Out: Moving In Update) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (4:00 from now).
Ba_Dum_Tish: Die hardmaner
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
lirazel64: Thanks!
Dragonality: See you all later maybe
nullvoid8: thanks for the stream
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
NicoTheSly: Thanks Paul :)
wench_tacular: transferable skills
Stormthius: lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: dangit I have to work tonight
TehAmelie: movin with the times!
TXC2: and maybe this time no windows will be broken Kappa
MAPBoardgames: So excited! I love this game.
Sogheim: six or eight months feels like years or days, time is wild lately
lirazel64: oh, NO!
TheBorzoi: More windows being smashed then
Alahmnat: also the house didn't fare super well
TXC2: !events
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TheMerricat: More like, when you'ev moved out of houses, you left them as wrecks :P
MAPBoardgames: Pile stuff haphazardly into the house?
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exca3fKUcAcze98.jpg
MAPBoardgames: Ian is playing an Ian game.
ContingentCat: Ian's doing a car thing instead
Dragonality: So stoked for that
PsychoI3oy: awww no PiF on Friday then
TheMerricat: Chat, stupid non MTG person question, how often does MTG release packs? I felt like there was a PPR a month ago or so....
TXC2: !patreon
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ContingentCat: Thanks Paul byee lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Sogheim: I look forward to Paul's secret overlay easter eggs he adds for dice or coin flips or new mechanics or just jokes I don't see coming
TXC2: !discord
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Alahmnat: bye Paul!
TXC2: !twitter
beowuuf: byyyye
TXC2: !ytmember
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PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat As another non-MTGer, it does seem to happen with some amount of regularity
Micsig: @TheMerricat Main sets every 3-4 months, with occasional extra sets, month ago was an extra
Ba_Dum_Tish: Magic tends to have one set release a quarter and another product in between
TheMerricat: Thanks chat :)
MAPBoardgames: @Sogheim do you remember the subscriber eggs he added when he was playing Yoshi's Crafted World?
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames Didn't those make a highlight reel?
TheMerricat: Yes they did. :)
TXC2: TheMerricat also MTG has being releasing stuff A LOT more often the last 3 years
beowuuf: wotc have been releasing more supplimentery product for more audiences recently, so there's occasionally extra pprs that aren't the big four
beowuuf: nm, someone else got there :p
Sogheim: @MAPBoardgames I've seen that in the highlights, I think?
TheMerricat: @TXC2 as a non-MTG but an avid TSR follower back in the day, I hope that goes better for them than it did for TSR.
PharaohBender27: TSR?
beowuuf: I believe magic keeps having its biggest year each year, so for the moment the audiences are there
TheMerricat: The company that created/published D&D before they went bankrupt and got purchased by WoTC/Hasbro.
PharaohBender27: Ah.
MAPBoardgames: TSR was the og DnD co.
TXC2: basically MTG is a bubble right now, and it's gonna burst :p
LoadingReadyRun: FWIW the last actual official PPR was in January. We have done some things on our own when other new products come out (eg. Time Spiral)
beowuuf: good old tsr :)
TheMerricat: Part of TSR's downfall, other than gross mismanagement, was they started pushing out products so fast people couldn't afford to keep up with htem
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun and I hope I dind't come off as complaining about it, it just seemed weird since it felt like it was way too soon for one from my memories. :)
DeM0nFiRe: I definitely noticed the quality control with kaldheim was like... not great
beowuuf: while i think some of the community talks about fatigue with product release, i think a lot of the products are targetted at different sub-audiences so for the moment it seems to be working ok?
DeM0nFiRe: My prerelease kits had non-stamped cards instead of the stamped promo foil, and I had a lot of cards that seemed to be printed off center
LoadingReadyRun: The spacing between PPRs does vary a lot, depending on WotCs release schedule and what promotion they want to do
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
TheMerricat: night @TXC2 !
TheMerricat: And on that note, chat, remember you are all awesome! Be safe, be well, and be happy!
beowuuf: covid is still playing merry hell with printing i assume. Jumpstart was quite hit or miss in the printing because they had to lean on new printers and... some of it was very not good :( which is a shame, as jumpstart is v cool
beowuuf: night txc2! night themerricat!
LoadingReadyRun: ya, obviously the pandemic has really messed up the MtG release schedule. It is particularly unfortunate because a bunch of stuff they had in the pipeline was specifically targeted at LGSs and in person magic playing (jump start, TSR, etc)
LoadingReadyRun: I think some of these products could have been a real boon for in person drafting and and pickup games in stores but now they are all coming out with no support and nowhere to actually play with the cards
beowuuf: at least the general consensus seems to be 'can't wait to do this in person again' and 'handling cards is a v cool thing' . So it's not been the death knell of paper magic by any stretch. Though I presume the health of lgs's during this is a different matter :(