Sarah_Serinde: Early Chillpoint because of the PPR tomorrow
Professor_Rakor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:30 PM PDT (6m from now).
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: again
MungoDude: main screen turn on, how are you gentlemen?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Sarah_Serinde: MungoDude Well I'll just leave then :P
MungoDude: @Sarah_Serinde what you say?!?
Sarah_Serinde: MungoDude Well you said gentlemen...
Professor_Rakor: beep.
MungoDude: apologies, I was referencing old meme. How are you guys, gals and non-binary pals?
monkeyrama: Kaldheim season is almost over :O
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and Adam are live with this afternoon's LRRMTG. This is the last stream with Kaldheim so let's send it off as best we can! 📷 ||
Sarah_Serinde: Hah yeah definitely didn't recognize that as a meme so it seemed like a weird choice of words to address chat
djalternative: I like personifying chat as paddington bear, or as I like to say, Chattington Bear
monkeyrama: Hiya James
dpj2009: hello
monkeyrama: Muted NotLikeThis
MungoDude: yeah I saw the signal emote, my brain went "we get signal" --> All your base are belong to us
TheWriterAleph riffles cards in hand frantically
dpj2009: muted
dpj2009: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: Hello PogChamp
Diabore: very interesting james
MungoDude: Hello James
predlord890: sup
Diabore: crackle audio
frnknstn: I just looked it up, "All your base" as a meme is like 20 years old... :(
Sarah_Serinde: Welp, you're doing the sound clipping thing again James
monkeyrama: Oh, crackly
Mai_Andra: seabatUseless
TheWriterAleph: yeah, audio is popping
dpj2009: horrible crackle
monkeyrama: Technology please NotLikeThis
tvenn: lots o crackle
llama513: Okay glad it wasn't just me
dpj2009: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
Mai_Andra: It's a fan of Rice Krispies?
BigGiantGoat420: Good day Turner!
Niahlah: it's confirmed .. James has crack
predlord890: james i cant here you your in a tunnel
MungoDude: possibly audio bitrate mismatch? (44.1k vs 48k or something)
monkeyrama: Sorry James NotLikeThis
LoadingReadyRun: this happens before. a restart of OBS fixes it
LoadingReadyRun: No idea why
predlord890: f for james
Juliamon: OBS bein a butt
Niahlah: Intro again??
offbeatwitch: take 2
monkeyrama: For the VoD
TheWriterAleph: Hello!!
Niahlah: Ah..
monkeyrama: Better yeah
TheWriterAleph: All better
Niahlah: yeah
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun wiggins has been having this issue too but game audio, it seems his is from dual hdmi input or something
MungoDude: buttery smooth
Sarah_Serinde: First try!
monkeyrama: That's so weird
Mai_Andra: You tried turning it off and on again. curiousjoiKupo
TheWriterAleph: cool technology
predlord890: you got to stop driving throth tunnels
dpj2009: still muted NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: Hi Adam
MungoDude: perhaps something on twitch's end, who knows?
Niahlah: Adam is SOO quiet
monkeyrama: He's not talking OpieOP
Juliamon: There he is... quiet, but there
monkeyrama: That's good
llama513: There we go
Niahlah: lol
MungoDude: Adam still rather quiet compared to James
Niahlah: much better
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely quieter than James but I can hear him all right
Mai_Andra: Adam with that MTG booty... FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Professor_Rakor: Life is a microphone.
Sarah_Serinde: Haha fair
monkeyrama: so much percent
monkeyrama: Haven't drafted on your own?
Trashweazel: cube draft?
Niahlah: wow
monkeyrama: Oh dang, James
themlin: arena cube?
Diabore: cube or kaldheim?
Nuurgle: is the guy praying at the GP altar of buttcrack the equivalent of MTG Booty at home?
TheWriterAleph: jlrrBaby
frnknstn: but it's quick...
dpj2009: there's an axe in that set too
codatski: Wanna feel old? Eldraine entered standard 4 YEARS AGO
monkeyrama: seabatGENIUS jlrrBaby
themlin: kaldheim then cube?
monkeyrama: Oh lordy
Kyir: Do I want to know what bean dad is
dpj2009: wanna feel even older?!? touch your toes
TheWriterAleph: deathtouch tribal!
Niahlah: the land is the rare
NotCainNorAbel: no way anyone here is over 5 months old
Diabore: there is an red card and an black card in this pack
TheWarbo: I’m on the other end. “Bean dad? That was just yesterday, wasn’t it?”
monkeyrama: Mate over behold imo
Favre_Studios: Fynn would be awesome
Diabore: ive hit mythic once, but it was standard
monkeyrama: Elves seabatPjorg The most viking race
TheMadPunter: Wait, Eldraine came out in October 2019... Or did I mishear which set they were talking about?
codatski: Yeah.. I was wrong on the internet, throw me out
offbeatwitch: big stompy green!!
couchboyj: Keebler's packmate
codatski: I repeated a tweet without verifying it
monkeyrama: Disco elf?
MrGibberish: 3 packs, with a total of 3 black cards. So, black doesn’t seem open
MungoDude: was gonna say, I last played mtg less than 4 years ago and I don't know what Eldraine is
offbeatwitch: just force a color it's way more fun
martian_kyo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
martian_kyo: Much like the lindwurm my sub has 6cmc
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, martian_kyo! (Today's storm count: 22)
MrGibberish: Immediately wrong
MrGibberish: I am, I mean
monkeyrama: All in on elves
ElektroTal: tyvar
offbeatwitch: elves all the time
Antimuffin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
Antimuffin: 47 months. Getting close to the 4 year mark! :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Antimuffin! (Today's storm count: 23)
monkeyrama: Tyvar would be legit LUL
martian_kyo: warriors are also an option right...harald works with them as well
monkeyrama: Feed the elves, James OpieOP
godardhazard: When is the preprerelease?
ElektroTal: you can't take elderfang over feed, come on =)
MungoDude: all elves all the time?
Favre_Studios: take the elf
monkeyrama: Oooh, return
codatski: @ElektroTal Hey Shivam! How are you today friend?
MungoDude: I hope that elf wheels
ky0dar: feed is fine
monkeyrama: The dream is alive seabatPjorg
predlord890: mono elves
ky0dar: TOMORROW???
ElektroTal: @codatski relaxed =)
codatski: @ElektroTal Glad to hear it!
Niahlah: tomorrow tomorrow.. there's always tomorrow..
PsychicSniper: is anywhere even doing a prerelease
monkeyrama: Do it now Kappa
monkeyrama: What kind of grapes?
ElektroTal: what's tomorrows FNPF?
NoTomToLose: We'll all be playing 1 week from now
MrGibberish: Good luck @rayfk
Diabore: @ElektroTal ppr
monkeyrama: Adam no
ky0dar: Australia was going to... but you know, no product
RayFK: James you THINK I would know that, but I also have been in a constant cycle of set releases since 2021 began
Niahlah: green grapes can be nice..
Favre_Studios: no, purple are never good
ky0dar: lies.
Kaorti: pretty sure napping is against TOS.
ArgentumFlare: Cotton Candy grapes are king
Favre_Studios: they're always mushy
ky0dar: savidan lies
vexticy: recruiter is awesome in the elf deck
martian_kyo: green grapes are so much more refreshing to me
monkeyrama: Green ones are more tart
monkeyrama: Oh baby
Favre_Studios: green grapes have a much better texture
couchboyj: bloodline
ElektroTal: masked vandal is good elf
thraximore: that is a VERY late rites
frnknstn: Adam audibly pogs
monkeyrama: Lord adjacent
ky0dar: pretender feels good
vexticy: weigh down
godardhazard: Oh My LOORD!
MAPBoardgames: Weigh down
ky0dar: weigh down
monkeyrama: berserker def wheels
Favre_Studios: gladewalker seems good
vexticy: raise the dragur is great in multiples
molonou: not pick?
monkeyrama: It's finicky NotLikeThis
MAPBoardgames: accidental click+drag?
ky0dar: do they need pick?
molonou: pick is great with berserkers
jawz77: Do you guys like your dekcs you have for tomorrow?
martian_kyo: the seeker works as well...?
Kyir: The golgari decks in this environment have been so much fun. I hope the next set has some good ones too
Diabore: so do we know whats open?
Favre_Studios: yes
niccus: we're repeating all the things adam is saying
vexticy: roots
monkeyrama: Hmmmm
Favre_Studios: it is an elf
accountmadeforants: Is Twitch chat just repeating all the things Adam's saying?
MAPBoardgames: Twitch chat, are you just repeating all the things I'm saying?
ky0dar: witherbloom seems to be nifty in its life focus
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:08.
Favre_Studios: oh
monkeyrama: Look at all these... elves
martian_kyo: works with root
jawz77: divine gambit best card in set
NoTomToLose: Gifts Ok with Berserkers
MrGibberish: Is there by familiar names in your draft circle?
ConcedeToTheLeft: Less than 24hrs till ppr, hype!
vexticy: demonic gifts was a better pick it does great things with cip
Amentur: Hey James, when was the last time you thought about Holes?
ElektroTal: kennnnn
Favre_Studios: dog guy
monkeyrama: Kennelmaster is solid
monkeyrama: so many deathknells LUL
ElektroTal: this is certainly a deck
red_cleaver: rewarded
vexticy: i went 7 wins with elves yesterday
TheWriterAleph: land?
martian_kyo: the pl
monkeyrama: dual land, prob?
Anonymousless: Satisfies the basic conditions of being "a deck"
martian_kyo: *the plow
codatski: feed?
ElektroTal: land!
Favre_Studios: land
vexticy: feed
7gorobei: land
ky0dar: land
thraximore: land
ConcedeToTheLeft: Feed
codatski: 2 feed seems good
ughman617: Feed
codatski: Land might wheel?
ElektroTal: glittering frost then
ughman617: Removal is good...
vexticy: you take feed
thraximore: Did they fix the bug with Glittering Frost?
ughman617: Bread
ElektroTal: elferhall
ConcedeToTheLeft: land
Favre_Studios: land
monkeyrama: Oh it does. I've never seen that land played
NoTomToLose: Hi Ashley
ConcedeToTheLeft: How long since people remembered they lost the game?
Professor_Rakor: Behold the multielf.
ElektroTal: yall need a broken wings
RayFK: Deep
thraximore: Could have had a /good/ deck, oh well ELVES IT IS
monkeyrama: Flying elves seabatPjorg
TopHatPeezy: hey folks, hope you're all well
martian_kyo: pivot to red
Favre_Studios: revenge
ConcedeToTheLeft: Revenge seems fine
Niahlah: demon bolt just to make sure others don't get it
monkeyrama: Eyyyyyy
ky0dar: demon bolt, here?
monkeyrama: It's here!!!
TheWriterAleph: schwing!
NoTomToLose: Last pick
thraximore: swamp?
vexticy: i take elf disciple pretty high. i also take demonic pretty high with all the cip elves
jawz77: we got there
TheWriterAleph: SNAP that pick
ConcedeToTheLeft: Rewarded
thraximore: got there
ElektroTal: never didn't have it
monkeyrama: That's amazing LUL
ky0dar: the savidan guarantee
predlord890: james planed that
Niahlah: that's ridiculous
chesul: and now to just never draw it.
IgnisDeus: lrrSACK
ElektroTal: elves is such a weird deck in this set
monkeyrama: Speak it into existence, Adam
ElektroTal: i wanted it to work so badly
ConcedeToTheLeft: Adam has the most soothing voice
molonou: draft seems super solid
monkeyrama: Is that golf 👀
TopHatPeezy: Shivam! Apropos of nothing just send you some <3 catazLove ggkH hobbH geekiLove dinossLove trusLove x2scotLOVE You're a hero and put up with far too much sh*t you don't deserve
Niahlah: wait
whittledevil: Is that the masters in the background James? :)
Niahlah: did Adam just say Melf???
Favre_Studios: yes
ElektroTal: cut the rat
Favre_Studios: windwurm
ConcedeToTheLeft: Komas faithful seems medium
Favre_Studios: cut the windwurm
martian_kyo: spider's the only reach right?
ElektroTal: don't cut the wurm, and bring back the spider. you need the reach
ConcedeToTheLeft: Cut a land
TheWriterAleph: wurm is way better than spider
TheMadPunter: How many Elves do we have?
Favre_Studios: and a reaper
ConcedeToTheLeft: 16 land is fine with only 3 card above 4 mana
molonou: reaper or kennel master seem sketchy
ElektroTal: wow, you have cool sleeves
monkeyrama: Reaper is always good
Favre_Studios: y'all gonna lose, but it's gonna be cool
Niahlah: Why? James has the curse
Favre_Studios: uh oh
predlord890: james just need to win once then he can retire
martian_kyo: sorry guys...this is my fault....this just looks like my draws in draft
monkeyrama: Wheeler tryina snipe
dpj2009: ask him if he's winning
monkeyrama: U up :)
Diabore: @martian_kyo its ok, its james' fault anyway, these are his default draws
monkeyrama: Lands no NotLikeThis
Favre_Studios: wheeler's not streaming
Kazman20a: no
TheWriterAleph: where curse tho
Favre_Studios: no
thraximore: not at the moment
dpj2009: I think he retired
thraximore: he doesn't stream magic anymore, he's a
thraximore: ~variety~
predlord890: for an elf deck there not much ramp
ConcedeToTheLeft: Deck pls
thraximore: streamer
fiftymcnasty: Did James forget to put swamps in
floki4242: being a variety streamer was too much for him
martian_kyo: well you have a play at least
monkeyrama: Well, next turn we can do something
Favre_Studios: I mean, that's not bad
BloodnBullets: i forgot to put swamps in a 5 colour draft deck once...
NoTomToLose: gotta use that B mana
MAPBoardgames: Bet you're missing that spider now.
monkeyrama: They 100% don't trade vega
ConcedeToTheLeft: Really good if they block
Favre_Studios: I wanna see a trade
martian_kyo: is there that one mana pump?
Anonymousless: I was watching some old episodes of Friday Nights recently and I had never realized before the Wheeler was in one of them
Niahlah: weigh down Vega?
ElektroTal: i mean
monkeyrama: Something has to die first
Niahlah: that'll stop them from boasting too
monkeyrama: Oh wow
drrek0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, drrek0! (Today's storm count: 24)
NoTomToLose: it's punch or gain, not drain IIRC
Favre_Studios: 4 seems good
Favre_Studios: shadowsage can do gain
frozenphoenix7: Deal 4, they have to block the 3/2, then Weigh Down the 3/3?
monkeyrama: Nice
bartimus_thundercask: slam
monkeyrama: Vega + sword is a little spooky
Favre_Studios: slam and welcome to the jam
TheWriterAleph: they have 8 power on the board
Favre_Studios: nice horn
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Did the lindwurm swallow a foghorn at some point?
Favre_Studios: extra turn spell
NoTomToLose: It's popular in Standard
TheWriterAleph: Hi Jade!
predlord890: your playing mono elfs there playing mono birds
monkeyrama: Jade HahaDoge
accountmadeforants: Seeing someone cast Epiphany and Gambit right after one another is throwing me for a loop.
martian_kyo: put counter on koma
chesul: you could put two counters on the faithful, if you return your other gladewalker.
bartimus_thundercask: i also have never seen some cast divine gambit
chesul: then they have to double block it.
martian_kyo: if koma dies you might get better targets
Diabore: or changeling and lindy
TopHatPeezy: you'll mill 3 so might be extra goodies to rescue
vexticy: swing
monkeyrama: It got gobbled
chesul: ah, right.
vexticy: swing..
Favre_Studios: May as well get it back
vexticy: swing itll eat 2 birds
arethosemyfeet subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
arethosemyfeet: hey Dr.'s LRR! looking forward to PPR!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, arethosemyfeet! (Today's storm count: 25)
vexticy: raise
martian_kyo: packmate?
NoTomToLose: Can play Lifelink Elf this turn if we want
monkeyrama: Yeah
circusofkirkus: two elves, play lifelinker again
vexticy: 2 elves is better
martian_kyo: looking good
vexticy: draw king and go wide
martian_kyo: i guessing that the 5 dmg white instant that got forseen
predlord890: the blade is to big for there bird hands
monkeyrama: Curious
arethosemyfeet: I've been enjoying playing green black in kaldheim standard
NoTomToLose: Put Sage in yard in case you get Return, I suppose
vexticy: sac a bound guy not a blocked guy
vexticy: the drain guy
vexticy: you can recurse drain guy
chesul: I had to step out during part of building, do we still have return in the deck?
martian_kyo: counter?!
vexticy: yeah like that
monkeyrama: Oh sick, there it is
TopHatPeezy: *click* noice
martian_kyo: nice...good you used the rites on your turn
chesul: that is lethal.
vexticy: right
Earthenone: returning shadowmage is letahl
vexticy: yes
monkeyrama: Time to force elves every time seabatPjorg
ConcedeToTheLeft: Just how it was drawn up
martian_kyo: yes they see each other
TheWriterAleph: they all hit the field at the same time
frozenphoenix7: Yes it will
BloodnBullets: their doom is foretold!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: God just passed us their perfect deck
monkeyrama: Yep, every bit of return has to resolve first
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
MungoDude: gg
Favre_Studios: gg
predlord890: high five
TheMadPunter: Woo got there!
BraveKingMax: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Favre_Studios: that was good
arethosemyfeet: nice
MAPBoardgames: Check you land balance?
Favre_Studios: FBtouchdown
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
NoTomToLose: FBtouchdown
nighthawk_986: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: you're James Turner, you'll rip a swamp
monkeyrama: They have 7 swamps iirc
Earthenone: you have colorless plays, its fine
NavelWarfare: Is mtg with two fantastic nerds (and however many are in twitch chat) a good cure for a raging migraine? Let's find out!
NavelWarfare: Heya chat!
MungoDude: hey NavelWarfare
asthanius: Quick James, get James in here to draw a land
flouncy_magooo: James, we can see a bit of the screen on your left. Just a heads up if that's supposed to stay hidden.
monkeyrama: Hmmmmmm
asthanius: And this is why we keep the pick
matthaus_c: oh no your brand
Niahlah: omg.. James isn't geting land?!?!
asthanius: I think Adam is balancing the curse out
ArgentumFlare: sometimes you grip, rip, and RIP
Earthenone: if james dosent draw lands, how is he going to get in the highlight reel?!
nighthawk_986: James, did you get your curse lifted??
NavelWarfare: So James can no longer fall to his death in Minecraft, AND he's not drawing lands?
MungoDude: something something fall, something something fart?
matthaus_c: if we don't get a land next turn and our opponent has a demon bolt to use in response to the pick, that's gonna be brutal
Anonymousless: Can you fall down a hole in Arena?
martian_kyo: demon bolt?
Ghostalker: if that works, do you village rites after to draw?
monkeyrama: Are you sure, James januar1Think
themlin: who is James if he is't topdecking lands or falling?
monkeyrama: Well damn
matthaus_c: tbf the 2 for 1 here to keep you choked seems like a fine play
satyropodobny: Heya kids! Let's sing the Hubris Song!
Ghostalker: screw beats flood
dpj2009: that mic sounds like it's in James mouth
nighthawk_986: ^^^
flouncy_magooo: In hindsight, telling the monkey's paw "I don't want to draw lands anymore" might have been a little imprecise.
monkeyrama: black mana Kreygasm
matthaus_c: what, just nothing?
matthaus_c: is that a Jarl foretold
monkeyrama: Jarl! Jaaarl
martian_kyo: nice
asthanius: Gladewalker, Rites?
martian_kyo: mentor gets you 3 elves now
Trollbonist: Glade, counter on imposter, then village rites
llama513: Glade walker and pick and then foretell if you hit
monkeyrama: BYO Worm
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The hit sequel to build a bear workshop, build a lindwurm
BloodnBullets: didnt jarl
martian_kyo: did not know that spell's an instant
BottleO84: PPR tomorrow, i am pimped, good luck lads
monkeyrama: Shadow is pretty solid
asthanius: pomped
BottleO84: yep that one
TheWriterAleph: parmped
matthaus_c: TMI
monkeyrama: pumped PogChamp
BottleO84: pumped
BrindleBoar: pymped
asthanius: and/or circumstanced
Krokaar: you gota pimp it up!
Krokaar: wait...
RayFK: Could be Pyumped
MAPBoardgames: plumped?
Eiggy64: it could be pimped
monkeyrama: Pjumped
ItzElixsis: just informed you guys are doing the witherbloom deck tomorrow?!
asthanius: pyumpchamp
BottleO84: my bad
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
BrindleBoar: PimpChamp PogChamp
ItzElixsis: okay ty!! cool!
martian_kyo: attack and weigh down
monkeyrama: Sanguinies
HundreydAundre: Yes, Yesh, Chat! Pimp your Strixs! Pymp them legacy bits!
martian_kyo: no
matthaus_c: whoever asked about the land balance last game jinxed it
monkeyrama: Sang-weenies
MAPBoardgames: !card cinderheart giant
LRRbot: Cinderheart Giant [5RR] | Creature — Giant Berserker [7/6] | Trample / When Cinderheart Giant dies, it deals 7 damage to a creature an opponent controls chosen at random.
asthanius: sangweenie hut jr
RayFK: With good reason
asthanius: Are the Sanguinis related to the Zoombinis?
monkeyrama: The double black pips have been killer
dpj2009: weenie hut jr
TheWriterAleph: @asthanius that sounds logical Kappa
Trollbonist: @asthanius I appreciate you mentioning Zoombinis!
MungoDude: now I want fettucine
ItzElixsis: lmao decks perfect
monkeyrama: Zoombinis seabatPjorg
TheMadPunter: @asthanius Yay Zoombinis!!
RayFK: Feedicine
HundreydAundre: Swamp me up, Swamp me up in size! I can't draw...crit.
matthaus_c: peter piper picked pickled packmates
ConcedeToTheLeft: Only 7 months till desert bus
HundreydAundre: It's gone. The swamp gag fizzled when James drew ONE.
PixelArtDragon: Why does the *Gold*vein pick make Treasure tokens and not Gold tokens?
BraveKingMax: auf feedicine... is that something?
ravenlord_xix: the real treasure is the friends we made along the way
NavelWarfare: @pixelartdragon Balance! *jazzhands*
ughman617: Inc boardwipe i bet
monkeyrama: Oh my
thraximore: @BraveKingMax nice
TheWriterAleph: woo!
MungoDude: gg
ughman617: I was somwrong lol
BloodnBullets: more black heavy than green
llama513: I think you swap a forest for a swamp
KingOfDoma: you have 9 swamps
KingOfDoma: snow land
PixelArtDragon: @NavelWarfare But are there even many cards in Standard that care about *untapped* artifacts?
NoTomToLose: James you're right
monkeyrama: This seems good
MungoDude: inb4 we want one more forest for half the game
ConcedeToTheLeft: And the land needs double black too
matthaus_c: deck's perfect
NavelWarfare: @pixelartdragon I'unno. Never really cared much for standard, honestly
monkeyrama: Starting with black mana for once :O
NavelWarfare: But jazzhands!
thraximore: the system works
Trollbonist: What seasoning/sauce?
ConcedeToTheLeft: Pork chops with honey mustard or apple sauce?
monkeyrama: He what
RayFK: My little Porkchamp
matthaus_c: adam actually eats straight out of a live pig
Mr_Horrible: get this man some spaetzle!
KingOfDoma: make mirage pork chops from apwx!
A_Dub888: Santa's Little Porkchamp Savidan
dpj2009: you can actually grill meat by continuously slapping it barehanded
KingOfDoma: *apex
RayFK: James, PUBG is hard. I kept getting sniped
ConcedeToTheLeft: How do people like their steaks?
monkeyrama: Cover it in something good, like candy
MungoDude: pork chops with elf sauce? 🤔
ravenlord_xix: I showed you my duals plz respond
matthaus_c: I showed you my deck please respond
Trollbonist: Elves go BRRRRR
Mr_Horrible: hit 4 lands and chose violence
pacotaco009 subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, pacotaco009! (Today's storm count: 26)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: y'know, the land base might've been off
flouncy_magooo: My love for you is like a truck...
ALEISmALPTO: this guy is looking at you like, "oh for heaven's sake"
ConcedeToTheLeft: Bezerker!
RayFK: Screw that, come carry me in PUBG
MungoDude: been a while since I did a view askewniverse rewatch
NavelWarfare: @flouncy_magooo Large, loud, and on fire? :D
RayFK: Okay fine, come take the first sniper shot for me so I can figure out where they are
flouncy_magooo: @NavelWarfare That works. :D
flouncy_magooo: You can also google the reference if you want :)
pacotaco009: Of course! love your guy's content!
djalternative: I go back and watch Clerks every so often
matthaus_c: not DOB, but they certainly have the visage of a dead person
varmintx0: Oh yeah...I bought Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and never actually watched it.
Hiroshimmia: Hello, someone know at what time the next expansion will be release on MTG Arena in centern EUrope? Ty guys (:
monkeyrama: Such Aggro
matthaus_c: they gotta rip that gruul board wipe
monkeyrama: Niiiice
kristof162028: hello james quest who all is playing in the pre prerelease tomorrow?
ElektroTal: this deck is working surprisingly well
MungoDude: gg
TheWriterAleph: Cool Deck
matthaus_c: The Usual Suspects
arethosemyfeet: green black my favourite
monkeyrama: Haven't kicked Adam out yet? Kappa
djalternative: When will we lose Adam for Dave? lrrBEEJ
monkeyrama: Abracadave OpieOP
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that i love you all more than words can express!!!
djalternative: okay, but what are your opinions on sweedish fish
flouncy_magooo: No chat is safe from hexy's aggressive love. :D Right back at you!
djalternative: I could go for a Nerds Rope™ right now
flouncy_magooo: Is that a euphemism?
monkeyrama: 3-0 👀
LaskoReadsComics: Hi James and Adam! How goes the magic?
monkeyrama: Abi gai!l
NoTomToLose: So, has anyone else been so punished by Reidane that we always try to drop our snow lands ASAP
asthanius: Counterspell?
monkeyrama: Saw it coming?
sheer_falacy: oh no your good doggo
asthanius: Wolf to refill?
Izandai: I think the Packmate.
monkeyrama: I think this is fine
NoTomToLose: Keeps them from drawing 1
sheer_falacy: means they draw fewer though
Izandai: I think it was worth saccing a 1/1 to deny them the draw.
sheer_falacy: 1/1 to pitch a card from their hand basically
monkeyrama: Pretty damn dead LUL
Izandai: A 1/1 doesn't count as a full card.
korvys: Not really, the 2 cards off the top don't count
sheer_falacy: you're trading a 1/1 for one card draw by them
Izandai: It's less than a 3 for 1.
sheer_falacy: and that's it
flouncy_magooo: One elf is half a bear. That's just math.
Izandai: The two you draw off the Village Rites don't count because you didn't have them to start with.
LurkerSpine: I'd say a 1/1 token is a half a card
monkeyrama: Turns it into 3 mana sac a creature mill 2, and discard a card
hexy_lexy: 69/420 of a card
MungoDude: nice
Izandai: The way we played it, we discarded and they drew, which is a 2 for 1. If we'd cast the Village Rites, we would've effectively discarded 1 and sacced a 1/1, and they wouldn't get a draw, which is like a 1.5 for 1 for them.
NavelWarfare: @hexy_lexy I'm upset that I subconsciously made your funny number much less funny with my math brain
Izandai: But more to the point, they were DOB. I didn't want to give them an opportunity to draw something.
NavelWarfare: Tips to stop in future? :D
sheer_falacy: and mill 2 off the top, which has no negative effect
fighterike subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, fighterike! (Today's storm count: 27)
hexy_lexy: nah, youre fine, friend!
hexy_lexy: it wasnt that funny of a joke, anyways
sheer_falacy: ow your face
djalternative: @NavelWarfare as someone who does that, you've just got to accept that sometimes you're not going to hit the ball
asthanius: Reaper on blocks?
monkeyrama: I might hard cast the reaper here
sheer_falacy: gives them helm value, alas
djalternative: !helm
LRRbot: Return THE HELM to its place on the shelf.
sheer_falacy: why did they tap
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
asthanius: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap concede
monkeyrama: They tapped out for... some reason
Izandai: QQ
thraximore: they forgot they're not on MTGO
sheer_falacy: bluffing!
asthanius: QQ
NoTomToLose: Could have equipped, nbd tho
PrancerInflatableReindeer: qq?
satyropodobny: tap tap concede, baby
monkeyrama: Good question, actually
asthanius: (double tap Q)
djalternative: Q Q does it
sheer_falacy: 26-10 concde
monkeyrama: Teach us your ways, OP
Evochron13: QQ taps all mana
MungoDude: gg
monkeyrama: Incredible
sheer_falacy: why does qq moar tap your lands
TheWarbo: That seemed like “stop asking me if I want to sac my land, arena”
Wolfstrike_NL: QQConcede?
Izandai: You never played Temur Reclamation. :p
asthanius: Q is for Quickly give me my mana
Diabore: remember when we didnt have qq but wilderness rec was legal?
LurkerSpine: the concession is weird there
monkeyrama: She sure is
asthanius: Cher is very alive
LurkerSpine: wow, throwing a fellow canadian under the bus
ConcedeToTheLeft: Cher made a deal with the devil, she looks incredible
TheWarbo: Also “hold Q and click” is “tap for mana,” like it’s a quicker way to tap a utility land for mana.
floki4242: or she's a Lynch
monkeyrama: Having money certainly helps
asthanius: money is great for exfoliating
Favre_Studios: lich
monkeyrama: How's the golf going OpieOP
sheer_falacy: they have a very silly familiar
ConcedeToTheLeft: Like she's 74, just how?
floki4242: yeah autocorrect doesn't like that
sheer_falacy: look at those goofy eyes
djalternative: No, by that message, we can interpret it as Cher being David Lynch in disguise
sheer_falacy: it has to tap too
NoTomToLose: I don't like the swing, if they remove, you won't want to block
monkeyrama: Sage with the smackdown
jawz77: What is the current W/L
NavelWarfare: 5/0
ughman617: Like 4-0?
monkeyrama: Speaking of smackdown, excited for Wrestlemania this weekend, Adam?
monkeyrama: It is LUL
Diabore: yup
LurkerSpine: you missed a banger of an NXT match yesterday
Kyir: It's saving you from the piped-in crowds
LurkerSpine: NXT show*
monkeyrama: Oof, bummer
Diabore: @LurkerSpine which one?
Diabore: ah the whole thing
felrender: ah yes, Peacock Presents The Nine Days Of Sports Entertainment
until_may: just watch aew its fine
LaskoReadsComics: Wrestlemania won't have piped in crowds though....
LurkerSpine: My fave was io shirai vs raquel gonzalez
LaskoReadsComics: Which is probably worse
Diabore: im sad miz didnt have a long reign as champ
Diabore: @LaskoReadsComics considering its live rather than remote, id say much worse
Ivannorr: I was having the same issue with the network last month when I was trying to catch up on the fiend stuff. signed out every 10 mins
monkeyrama: Koma's lifegain is also nice
monkeyrama: Oh dang
TheWriterAleph: oof. bravo, oppo
floki4242: that was a turn
TheDoomRhombus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheDoomRhombus! (Today's storm count: 28)
Ivannorr: Yeah in Ontario
NavelWarfare: We going left or right?
josh___something: waitwhatwhy?
Diabore: draaw 2 discard 1
monkeyrama: Watch party with G OpieOP
Diabore: dont come here adam, it sucks
sheer_falacy: two bays enter, one bay leaves?
Ivannorr: Thats fine I am always thinking about Thunder Bay also
asthanius: Targets an opponent as well
asthanius: so it works
Diabore: no, 2 trargets
Professor_Rakor: An opponent is targeted
monkeyrama: I don't think it fizzles
felrender: Oh hey, I'm ALSO in BG Elves rn
sheer_falacy: mtg target fizzling is weird
Niahlah: Ontario is nice
kumatsu: as far as Eastern Canada, I wanna visit friends in Halifax
Niahlah: there's tons of waterfalls in the south of Ontario
monkeyrama: James is calling it now, two creatures
zunniest: I know James has been to Ontario, I have a picture of him in Hamilton at a con a few years back lol
TheWarbo: yeah they've been generally making sure that you can't fizzle giant abilities like that by just removing the target of one part of it
sheer_falacy: still denies them value
sheer_falacy: or not?
MadWolf1290: it feels so weird to me that you HAVEN'T been east. my Canadian center of reference is Toronto and all Canadians have been there at some point in their lives
Figgyleaf: Yes come to Newfoundland! I'd love to meet you XD
asthanius: Hi Linda!
monkeyrama: JAmes was right jlrrBaby
felrender: Oh hell yeah
asthanius: Bye Linda!
monkeyrama: OP has a lotta answers
sheer_falacy: and this was going so well
monkeyrama: First time Harald
TheElrad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
TheElrad: Good Sir, can I interest you into drawing some lands?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheElrad! (Today's storm count: 29)
monkeyrama: Whiffs LUL
sheer_falacy: Harald in draft is.... not a high hit rate
NoTomToLose: "Look at the bottom five cards of your deck"
monkeyrama: We've got a lot of targets, I think most of them have just been played already
MelbourneRobert subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MelbourneRobert! (Today's storm count: 30)
LurkerSpine: mel beorn
monkeyrama: Mill Borne
Favre_Studios: mel bin
sheer_falacy: the Bourne Straya
zunniest: Me born
MelbourneRobert: You can pronounce it anyway you wish
noisyblizzard: so mean
MelbourneRobert: :)
BloodnBullets: whelp, OP doesnt have lots of cards in hand anymore...
ConcedeToTheLeft: I think Adam got Shania Twain stuck in his head
monkeyrama: Sure did
RayFK: You can pronounce it anyway you wish ;3
until_may: My user name is actually pronounced "Justin Timberlake"
nighthawk_986: lrrFINE
LurkerSpine: you have removal on the bottom of the deck
kumatsu: I'd never be passive aggressive with you, Adam :)
kumatsu: Only full agro seabatPjorg
until_may: I would be
BoBrinkman: Was just re-watching Friday Nights with my daughter, and it is very weird to see young Adam and young Wheeler back in the day.
GredGredmansson: it's spelled "Raymond Luxury Yacht" but it's pronounced "Throat Wobbler Mangrove"
monkeyrama: I'm actually hunkyrama :)
LurkerSpine: they ahve 6?
ughman617: How many cards left in oppo library?
MelbourneRobert: No passive aggressive ness intended. Pronunciation is hard.
ewhac: "Warbler"
Niahlah: you looked at the graveyard James
monkeyrama: LUL
ughman617: Wait wasnt that 6?
Mai_Andra: Adam always tryna pump...
Diabore: huh, i guess we can win this game
sheer_falacy: noice
TheWriterAleph: eyyy
monkeyrama: Hahaaaa, holy moly
MungoDude: gg
asthanius: And just pass
BloodnBullets: probably not much left either since they scryed a lot to the bottom
asthanius: Let them mill
sheer_falacy: but your 1/1 elf value
monkeyrama: Jesus
sheer_falacy: so sad
TheWriterAleph: Linda Lindaaa
asthanius: Awww
monkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Diabore: good game gents
Niahlah: holy crap
NotCainNorAbel: well done. That was a fun game
TheWriterAleph: gennaGG gennaGG gennaGG
ughman617: Gg
Rustpile: We love a lindy recursion
Niahlah: 5 and 0
monkeyrama: 7-0 is so close
Diabore: the 7-0 is possible
GredGredmansson: lets predict
jawz77: 6-1
monkeyrama: Golf seabatPjorg
Al_Azil3: Gods perfect deck?
pencilsnake: I think I looked at literally one spoiler for this set and then checked out and played Yu-Gi-Oh for like a month. I missed this game
MungoDude: who's playing golf?
floki4242: whatever golf is on TV I fall asleep
GredGredmansson: looks like i got here at the perfect time
asthanius: the king's game
ewhac: Mario Golf?
codatski: and now we go 6-3
TheMadPunter: 7-0 let's goooo
jawz77: rory mcllory hit his dad with a ball today in golf
TheElrad: something called the Masters
itsybitsystreams: Golf? Uh... so how about them Oilers? That's a golf team right?
Diabore: maximum faith
TheWriterAleph: clean fight. no bitin, no pullin hair
ughman617: You can be proud of 6-3, especially in a deck like this with so few bombs
MadWolf1290: let the echoing commence!
RayFK: Poor Morikawa, just right into a bunky
djalternative: you're a mod, james
ravenlord_xix: Bet 50k+ on ya james, don't dissapoint
ewhac: "Remember, this is an exhibition, not a competition. Please: No wagering."
djalternative: mods can't bet
monkeyrama: Wow James LUL
pencilsnake: DON'T YOU DARE
noisyblizzard: calebdFooel
floki4242: caller please turn down your radio
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Instead of watching Golf, you could do literally anything else and it would be more interesting.
thraximore: LUL
Diabore: dont be a monster james
monkeyrama: The strats
Mal2mad: DO IT
Niahlah: I bet No with ALL my points
TheWriterAleph: let's goooo
asthanius: 15k? That's all?
GredGredmansson: alright
adi_pie: Mods can bet now
Niahlah: 74k
sheer_falacy: oh no channel points
Masslost: dropping that 50k bet cause yolo
asthanius: :D
Diabore: i bet yes with 250k points
sheer_falacy: not those, they're worth so much
monkeyrama: I bet 80k points on no, good luck James
Kyir: 50k on y es
jawz77: I want the 7-0 so bad but 6-1 is still amazing
Niahlah: I bet 74k on NO
RayFK: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Them's fightin words
BloodnBullets: i did not understand how that worked, I would have bet more...
noisyblizzard: i had 49k
MungoDude: I put 30k on yes
RayFK: James can we just watch The Masters instead?
Wolfstrike_NL: I bet no with the 0 points I'm allowed to bet by internet borders..
Field94: PUT IT ALL ON (Green)Black
itsybitsystreams: I got 200,000 on this 7-0
sheer_falacy: if you run out of channel points you get evicted from twitch
RassilonDND: 100k on no, because either james wins and I am happy, or I win my bet and I am happy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Max bet on the clean 7-0
Wolveroo: I bet once and have 350K, will only let me bet 250K and it is all on NO
TheMadPunter: Solid opening hand...
Diabore: oh looks a good hand for 7-0
hexy_lexy: i used to have about 120k points, but i lost my accound :(
hexy_lexy: account*
Niahlah: Harold!!
Favre_Studios: I bet it all
monkeyrama: Two hits seabatPjorg
josh___something: Awww... can't bet predictions
BloodnBullets: considering it bottoms the other Id go sage
NoTomToLose: ^
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @hexy_lexy you lost your account!? Oh nooo! What happend?
RassilonDND: serpents eating good tonight
monkeyrama: Bear tribal
asthanius: Double Feed in hand, we can't lose
Niahlah: whoa.. berserkers
monkeyrama: PogChamp
pencilsnake: what are the archetypes for this set, chat?
josh___something: PogChamp
hexy_lexy: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat i had to clear cache, and the 6-digit code thing was sent to an old email i have no access to anymore. Customer Service was negative helpful
NoTomToLose: Snow, Giants, Boros
GredGredmansson: Black-Green is Elf Tribal
Masslost: Also, adam path of exile 2 trailer dropped and well it looks amazing
monkeyrama: PoE 2 trailer + Next PoE expansion trailer are both up
asthanius: If Path of Exile's so good, how come there's no- oh there is
monkeyrama: Both pretty PogChamp
hexy_lexy: @monkeyrama YOURE pretty!!!
monkeyrama: @hexy_lexy seabatTROG <3 No u
korvys: Value
GredGredmansson: King Herald actually putting in work
asthanius: Serpents love angels
sheer_falacy: announcing old version xpac and new version at the same time is werid
monkeyrama: Hey OP, I have a lotta points on a loss for the boys here
RassilonDND: Yay james wins and I get rid of all my useless points
Gascitygaming: why'd i vote loss?
TheMadPunter: How come my prediction badge isn't showing up?
Zoso_Wolf: Sweet sweet victory points!!!
TheMadPunter: O wait, there it is!
GredGredmansson: yeah what the heck am i supposed to use all these points for, no one is getting ice cream
sheer_falacy: @Gascitygaming because capitalism is a lie, clearly
circusofkirkus: doomskar doomskar doomskar
monkeyrama: I was praying to the land gods
ElektroTal: nooo, harry!
pencilsnake: feed and win?
hexy_lexy: they bet against you cause of your ability to draw exclusively lands :P
MrGibberish: Looks like I’m going to lose some points. Oh well.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill it with your land.
RassilonDND: why not just activate teh land?
ravenlord_xix: use the land on their creature
Zoso_Wolf: Use the land?
Diabore: @TheMadPunter it seems for the better, it doesnt show till the second message, but it shows for everyone else on the first message
Diabore: just twitch things
monkeyrama: Doomskar one time
NoTomToLose: they must sac a dude to make angel
monkeyrama: Hall requires a sacrifice
MadWolf1290: NOM
TheWriterAleph: gobble gobble
Zoso_Wolf: Let's GOOOOOo
monkeyrama: No LUL
josh___something: F
MadWolf1290: GG
asthanius: 1 MORE
monkeyrama: 7-0 seabatPjorg
MungoDude: gg
pencilsnake: CLEAN
TheMadPunter: @Diabore Huh, weird. Thanks for the info!
MrGibberish: @diabore that’s weird.
NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah!
circusofkirkus: save this deck!
Cinntoastmin: PogChamp nom
sheer_falacy: what a good deck
Gascitygaming: gg!
Zoso_Wolf: Well done!
dumpsterfire: Money time
MrChrismas: Good games James
hexy_lexy: GG
TheWriterAleph: WELL DONE James!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Bladinus: 7-0 baby!!
monkeyrama: Niiiiiiiice
rand00mtask: 7-0 easy
TheMadPunter: WOOT. Got there!
FenrisSchafer: gg
josh___something: RIV my bets
djalternative: Woot!
LurkerSpine: goodbye points lol
monkeyrama: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ElektroTal: i don't understand, but i like it
NoTomToLose: Luv 2 be in Silver :D
7gorobei: to the promised land baby
BloodnBullets: whelp I earned more points watching than I lost betting
ughman617: Ggs
Favre_Studios: GG
sterlingsojourner: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Zoso_Wolf: Party100 Got there!!
ActionJB: Curved out
Diabore: @TheMadPunter @MrGibberish like i said, just twitch things
sheer_falacy: you just have to believe in yourself
circusofkirkus: save this sweet deck
pencilsnake: Winning
serramarkov: Yay!!!!
AussieBrainDoc: nice!
jawz77: never been happier ot be wrong :D
KingOfDoma: don't mind losing that bet
v_nome: My last deck that was 6-3 didn't feel like it should for sure.
MrTheWalrus: Show me the money
monkeyrama: My points BibleThump
ughman617: No bombs just good deck design and execution
frnknstn: take my cheer100 bits like you took my channel points
asthanius: The Ayes have it!
noisyblizzard: calebdGood
Diabore: the yes movement is alive
GredGredmansson: woo, 154K
monkeyrama: So many points LUL
frnknstn: -
ravenlord_xix: net 30k!
MungoDude: wow I'm rich
Rustpile is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 4 in the channel!
Rustpile gifted a Tier 1 sub to wearethejoe!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, Rustpile! Welcome to wearethejoe! (Today's storm count: 31)
pencilsnake: Let's go!!! I got 68!!!
ughman617: Enjoy my points
Favre_Studios: 65.7K
Diabore: bet 250k, won 400k
sheer_falacy: 16 points, I'm rich!
asthanius: Net 120k!
RayFK: Wow I'm excited to use all of these Channel Points on the fun options available to me Kappa
DaSunao: Dumped all my points, now I'm at 72
asthanius: @RayFK Shush
GredGredmansson: I netted almost 60K
NoTomToLose: Bragging is the funnest option Jordan
monkeyrama: Saving all the good decks seabatBRAIN
GredGredmansson: these points are going to mean something some day
RayFK: Excuse you, Twitch MODERATOR RayFK
monkeyrama: loooool
ElektroTal: ggggg
GredGredmansson: and I WILL BE READY
kumatsu: gotta save up for points for next time James makes some kind of ice cream bet
monkeyrama: Are you modding or are you chatting, Jordan :)
asthanius: Not for long he isn't
sheer_falacy: that entertainment is nothing compared to an arbitrary number
Kyir: wow, I went up 30K there
AussieBrainDoc: gg team, great games
SolarBlitz1: Are we modders? Or are we dancers?
BloodnBullets: fun things like this! lrrADAM_BN
GredGredmansson: @SolarBlitz1 dancer*
serramarkov: Ice cream is in the freezer.
coopdawg_22: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:18.
sheer_falacy: listening to complaints is emotional labor and should be paid
josh___something: ummm
monkeyrama: LUL
TheMadPunter: Run it back?
LurkerSpine: FNM?
RayFK: Holy shit the tee shot from the 18th is miserable. I would lose everything in trees
Kyir: Cube!
ActionJB: Draft a cube?
TheElrad: Kübe?
korvys: Geoguesser Battle Royale
MrHofer: Draft! Draft! Draft!
Diabore: there omniscience
jawz77: Quick eldraine
monkeyrama: Oooh
LordSaphni: can do Omni FNM
ZachtlyAsIntended: Spent my hard earned point winnings on lrrJAMES_SG
WowoT: so strixhaven ppr is tomorow did i read that right?
monkeyrama: PPR is tomorrow
GredGredmansson: tomorrow 2 Eastern
sheer_falacy: that's not 7-0
monkeyrama: Grape Ape seabatPjorg
sheer_falacy: brb unsubbing
GredGredmansson: i already have tomorrow off
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, best doggo
jgall1014 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jgall1014! (Today's storm count: 32)
monkeyrama: Mirari's is so strong
GredGredmansson: hello Lukka
GredGredmansson: you're kind of a jerk
GredGredmansson: but you've got a good story going on right now
MungoDude: lrrJAMES_TK lrrADAM_TK
monkeyrama: m-m-m-m-myyy keruga
sheer_falacy: Ikaruga
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> RT @Graham_LRR> In prep for tomorrow’s #LRRSTX Pre-prerelease, I’ve opened a bunch of Strixhaven product. And while I know a lot of factors affect foils, I *have* to share this… | This is a pile of Strixhaven pack foils. | Also, that same pile next to non-foil cards, and again FIVE days later 😯 📷 || ⤵
GredGredmansson: oh is this triple core set?
zarbit: Kogla is 3GGG
thraximore: it's triple
mycosect: triple
Seth_Erickson: it's triple but we also already have three green sources if we play groves
monkeyrama: Scroll over SeemsGood
RayFK: Thanks Eurotrip
circusofkirkus: ramp ramp ramp :O
GredGredmansson: wait, what format is this
monkeyrama: Ramping into the bomb we're about to draw seabatBRAIN
RassilonDND: do we hold the trick here?
IgorApp: Wow @LRRTwitter those foils look... nice?
sheer_falacy: remember when companion didn't cost mana
sheer_falacy: what a hilarious mechanic
monkeyrama: He's here seabatTROG
GredGredmansson: HUH
BloodnBullets: did someone order an ape?
mycosect: speak of the kaiju...
RassilonDND: gasp did they finally solve the pringle issue or just slow it down?
DaSunao: Remember when they broke vintage with a single card introduction @sheer_falacy
monkeyrama: 7/6 vs 5/4
MrHofer: This has probably been asked a thousand times, but can you say who will be in the EDH game tomorrow?
BloodnBullets: vandal is a human technically too
RassilonDND: oh the fool didnt hold up a counterspell
Seth_Erickson: probably should have tapped one of the doorks to cast him
sheer_falacy: @DaSunao The first ban ever!
monkeyrama: Scooze is quite the card
RassilonDND: look its twitch chat boys
monkeyrama: Boshy flashbacks NotLikeThis
RayFK: Adam with the cursed references
sheer_falacy: besides the bans for being stupid
noisyblizzard: oh no, adam please no calebdS
ShaneLeeAtk: Including James
Seth_Erickson: I'd eat it to trigger our uprising on etb
NavelWarfare: Had to step away for a bit, is the 7-0 dream still alive?
GredGredmansson: @NavelWarfare it was achieved
NavelWarfare: Oh wait hold on. New deck
NavelWarfare: Sweet!
zarbit: Jeez this deck is a nice one
Williams4jesus: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
monkeyrama: THey did the big 7-0 and made a buncha points off it
hexy_lexy: @zarbit YOURE a nice one
sheer_falacy: nothing to eat?
Seth_Erickson: float mana
Mr_Horrible: my scooze is too big!
monkeyrama: LUL That reaction
BloodnBullets: lots of food for scooze now too
sheer_falacy: to the funny far,
monkeyrama: Mikaeus joining in on #mtgbooty
Mr_Horrible: THICC MIK
RassilonDND: well... thats one thicc mikaeus. Hope he doesnt have a counter
monkeyrama: Oh god LUL
zarbit: they are day-ud
hexy_lexy: thiccaeus the swolhallowed
Mr_Horrible: fairgrounds wins, yeah
Mr_Horrible: Thiccaeus the Liftarch
RassilonDND: scooze might be my favorite 2 drop
sheer_falacy: you're in jail! No, you're in jail!
zarbit: now pay 3
monkeyrama: LUL
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
hexy_lexy: what does X have to be for it to be considered a "thiccaeus"?
Williams4jesus: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Bacchus26: Used to watch yalls Friday Nights videos when I got into magic.
zarbit: 4/6 is thicc
Sogheim: if Kiora draws a card off it, it's thicc
RayFK: Thiccaeus of the Tranquil Thiccet
monkeyrama: Big booty
sheer_falacy: 4/4 is thicc, 6/6 is dummy thicc
Krokaar: nice widdle BRICK is a 4/4
Randoplh: 5/5 is thicc
Mr_Horrible: but is a 6/4 thicc?
heartofgoldfish: x/5 is slim-thicc
monkeyrama: LUL
GredGredmansson: fuh-cluh-cluh
RassilonDND: I think a 1/3 is a starter thicc. X/5 is thicc, x/7+ is dummy thicc
tangokilo421: Thiccarus and his Wings of Hubris
monkeyrama: Solid value, ADam seabatBRAIN
Mr_Horrible: gabyAggro gabyAggro gabyAggro
SergeYager: did he stutter adam?
TheElrad: what is a 15 booty to you, Adam?
zarbit: "why is that in your deck?" (calls Wheeler) (Wheeler calls the Kamigawa police)
hexy_lexy: its a 2/2 for 1, ADAM!!! Kappa
SergeYager: that vanilla ratio is a thing of beauty
Mr_Horrible: the most important numbers. 2. 2. 4. 1. Kappa
SergeYager: look! it ate a premium removal spell!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
monkeyrama: Hahaaaa
GredGredmansson: hello Serge
sheer_falacy: believe in James
cuttlefishman: James, how would Isamaru get on with Jade, if they met?
hexy_lexy: @SergeYager YOURE a thing of beauty
sheer_falacy: trust your friends!
monkeyrama: See?!?
yoblix14: vindicated LUL
Mr_Horrible: are we sure that removal was Bloodchief's Thirst? Because it looks like we were just Vindicated. Kappa
TheWriterAleph: Gargalor!
BloodnBullets: op on mono removal
TheElrad: Vito is a 2 card combo in this cube
Williams4jesus: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
sheer_falacy: god was unwilling
GredGredmansson: shove
korvys: Nope
korvys: Only 5
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheElrad oooh, what does it combo with?
hurricanealpaca: lrrFINE_SG
korvys: You attacked with your dork
MythicAlchemist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MythicAlchemist! (Today's storm count: 33)
LurkerSpine: need 2 lands
BloodnBullets: maybe wait untill you can gods willling yourself for koga?
monkeyrama: That is not a dork
GredGredmansson: !flavor scavenging ooze
GredGredmansson: !findquote ooze
LRRbot: Quote #6160: "Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?" —Serge [2019-06-22]
ElektroTal: the worst kind of D&D death is running into an invisible cube
Diabore: hey now, slimes can be very dangerous
monkeyrama: LUL
Mr_Horrible: "It wasn't even after him, it was after a baloth carcass and he was just in the way!"
monkeyrama: Oh no
Williams4jesus: Who's winning the golf game
Diabore: uh oh
IgorApp: I imagine Scooze kinda like the slugs in Peter jackson's King Kong... ew
monkeyrama: Look how useful that dog is!
Diabore: you fed your slime your dogs body, you monster
kouthnar: what time is the pre-prerelease for strixhaven
sheer_falacy: isn't a dpgs body a butler
Diabore: @kouthnar 11am moonbase time
Juliamon: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here:
kouthnar: thank you
GredGredmansson: and then it makes another one
LurkerSpine: 1/3 was probably a better block?
Papelus: this is the weirdest kaldheim draft deck
Seth_Erickson: I think you just attack I think
Seth_Erickson: I don't know why I said I think twice I'm really losing it NotLikeThis
Williams4jesus: This is not a cold high my draft deck this was a cube on James's account
monkeyrama: Yess, got em to pop it
sheer_falacy: !card think twice
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
YeetTheRich_: james is actually cheating and bringing his own cards to a draft
monkeyrama: We can fight Lyra now, at least
RayFK: Perfect, you fight Lyra
monkeyrama: Damn it LUL
TheWriterAleph: easy come easy go =/
Diabore: awww, monkey cant punch bird anymore
ZachtlyAsIntended: now you can eat what they just sacc'd when they block with Lyra?
korvys: Attack, maybe they use the Alseid to block?
ZachtlyAsIntended: though, prot green still doesn't help, never mind
YeetTheRich_: fight triggers lifelink right?
Sogheim: fighting Lyra activates her lifelink?
GredGredmansson: it does'
monkeyrama: YEs it does
coopdawg_22: that gains life though
monkeyrama: They're going to gain regardless
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not if it has pro-green. They only gain life if they let her die.
hexy_lexy: @YeetTheRich_ i love your username and 100% agree with its sentiment
GredGredmansson: ah yes
lamina5432: if they alseid her they wont gain any life
BoomerAang_Squad: fight Vito
monkeyrama: She still does damage
YeetTheRich_: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the fight is countered so no damage
monkeyrama: Oh, I see what you're saying
GredGredmansson: they already have lifelink
korvys: If she has prot, the fight target fizzles, rather than just preventing damage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Two of their creatures have lifelink anyway.
GredGredmansson: he doesn't have to turn anything on
Foxsploder: "Fighting Vito" is a cool nickname for a dude in a gang
ElektroTal: don't fight lyra and give them free life
korvys: !card Kogla
LRRbot: Kogla, the Titan Ape [3GGG] | Legendary Creature — Ape [7/6] | When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / {1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.
BloodnBullets: more food for the ooze!
monkeyrama: Plz no removal
sheer_falacy: !card king kong
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sheer_falacy: lame
TheWriterAleph: why Monkey no have reach?
ElektroTal: used to be more bounce for the ounce, but now it's more food for the ooze. how times have changed!
GredGredmansson: no buildings to climb
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
TheElrad: or the 5 mana enchantment that goes infinite with vito
lamina5432: monkey gets banishing light back
Seth_Erickson: Kogla destroys banishing light
monkeyrama: Yee, we still get banishing
asthanius: Dead in the air if you get Vito
Professor_Rakor: activate scooze a bunch
asthanius: oh right ooze
korvys: Scooze for life?
ElektroTal: scooze gains life
RayFK: Banish Dawn, then you're only taking 6 from Angel and Vito
SergeYager: Vito + Scooze eats a creature and I think you live
yoblix14: scooze gains life
RayFK: But you have Scooze
Seth_Erickson: no we aren't dead in the air if we kill Vito we have ooze
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can gain life with Scooze. We're dead if we don't get Vito.
monkeyrama: Vito giving the team lifelink is rough
korvys: Vito gives lifelink is the problem
llama513: You are just dead no matter what here I think
ElektroTal: !vito
ElektroTal: !card vito
LRRbot: Did you mean: Runed Servitor; Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose; Myr Servitor
sheer_falacy: I think we're just dead here?
monkeyrama: Vito gives em all lifelink
LurkerSpine: You only live if they don't attack with vito
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 4 combat damage, 7 from lifegain.
Mr_Horrible: we take 4 from attacks, and then 6 from vito
monkeyrama: What a card
llama513: Vito gives life link
sheer_falacy: hand could bluff
GredGredmansson: oooh
GredGredmansson: they can't turn vito on anymore
ElektroTal: oh crap
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: quick, hover over the angel of invention to make them think that's the problem
monkeyrama: This works too
Mr_Horrible: that's... sofieHmm
monkeyrama: We're taking 6
BoomerAang_Squad: afraid of Settle?
ElektroTal: scooze
Mr_Horrible: that's almost strictly worse than vito and swing out
korvys: !card Angel of invent
LRRbot: Angel of Invention [3WW] | Creature — Angel [2/1] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink / Fabricate 2 / Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
Mr_Horrible: I guess yeah, they'd be afraid of settle?
sheer_falacy: sometimes opponent misplays against an enemy with full mana and a card
korvys: Oh, Lifelink on the angel anyway
Sogheim: you can't attack. the angel blocks and you die. friggin' angels.
monkeyrama: Oh dang
monkeyrama: Exactsies
sheer_falacy: ow
Sogheim: good game
ElektroTal: props to opp. that was a well found line
TheWriterAleph: gg
korvys: Geoguesser Battle Royale
carl0ou subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
carl0ou: gg
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, carl0ou! (Today's storm count: 34)
LordSaphni: can do Omni FNM
ElektroTal: omni fnm is fun and fast
monkeyrama: 👀
sheer_falacy: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here:
GredGredmansson: i'm really going to enjoy Strixhaven
GredGredmansson: oooh
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun who was in the commander game?
monkeyrama: Sweeet
sheer_falacy: ah, the pre-pre-prerelease commander game
RassilonDND: The winner faces witherbloom?
IgorApp: what's Adam playing?
TwitchTVsFrank: which ben?
BoomerAang_Squad: no 13 hour PPR?
itsybitsystreams: that's kinda pog 👀
asthanius: Ben Ben Akki Hermit
hd_dabnado: !card Benben
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream! Good day of magic
NarishmaReborn: 10 years of kingdoms of cards
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys lrrJAMES lrrADAM lrrHEART
korvys: Do your mastry orbs, James
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Come drive the Tokyo Metropolitan Expressway with Ian in Assetto Corsa, and the new Shutoko Revival Project mod v0.9.1. Game: Assetto Corsa) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
monkeyrama: Ian Driving seabatPjorg
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Car time!
hexy_lexy: CARS CARS CARS
NarishmaReborn: car talk
heartofgoldfish: Is This Your Car?
GapFiller: Ian driving around Tokyo is the most Ian thing ever
monkeyrama: Super Ian
AussieBrainDoc: thank you!
GapFiller: eyyy great minds there James
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART It's almost time for CAR STREAM
TehAmelie: latheys and gentlethem, start your engines
RandomTrivia: I hope Ian is ready to drive a Hype-Performance car tonight!
RandomTrivia: Hmmm, that was a little tenuous
TehAmelie: ah, would that we could make a car that runs on love and support
RandomTrivia: We could just stick Hexi Lexi in there and be sorted
TehAmelie: i was thinking chat could run its own vehicle fleet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That sounds like one of those streamer interaction games
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time for some Tokyo Cruisin! Ian’s back in the drivers seat with a brand new version of the Shutoko Revival Project for Assetto Corsa. Let’s all have a pleasant drive around Tokyo. 📷 ||
GapFiller: again
mr_yarget: Car stream means happy me.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrSIGNAL Code Blue: WE are LIVE lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrHONK
RandomTrivia: !gant
RandomTrivia: Thank you LRRbot
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You could say that all of LRR streams are WURTH
133 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
GapFiller: CAM FAM JAM RAID!!!
iris_of_ether: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
elkae: Oopsie. The premature raid
TehAmelie: ohaio
mr_yarget: Racing stream AND the Cam Fam? What a wonderful day!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well hello there, Cam Fam. We have Ian in cars to watch soon
RandomTrivia: Be prepared to witness Ian driving around Japan in a wholly unsafe fashion. Strap in
Aenir798: SOON
RandomTrivia: S O O N ™
Meltalar: please queue up Intial D, deja vu
NathanJay_GA: S lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE N
TehAmelie: hmm practicing driving in both left and right side driving regions should make your brain ambicameral
TehAmelie: howdy
GapFiller: good morning Ian lrrIAN lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Good evening Ian!
ritchards: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: CheckPoint Plus (overriden)
GapFiller: its 1am thats morning right
ritchards: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: Let's NOPE
boundwoodhome: Good morning!
revjakenash: vroooom
ritchards: !show override bonus
LRRbot: Currently live: Bonus Stream (overriden)
Telnaior: good Ian morning!
asthanius: "In 2 kilometers, keep left"
RandomTrivia: The new, BIGGER THAN BEFORE, wheel is quite a large lad
Texan_Reverend: Good evening, Ian! I'm looking forward to some fast driving and the views around Tokyo.
revjakenash: hanada better than narita fight me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Canals? Are we on a Serge stream now?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think I've ever seen Tokyo's roads. No road spoilers, chat.
revjakenash: does it have the Mari-Cart through shinjuku experience?
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I hear there's asphalt