Mr_Horrible: we take 4 from attacks, and then 6 from vito
monkeyrama: What a card
llama513: Vito gives life link
sheer_falacy: hand could bluff
GredGredmansson: oooh
GredGredmansson: they can't turn vito on anymore
ElektroTal: oh crap
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: quick, hover over the angel of invention to make them think that's the problem
monkeyrama: This works too
Mr_Horrible: that's... sofieHmm
monkeyrama: We're taking 6
BoomerAang_Squad: afraid of Settle?
ElektroTal: scooze
Mr_Horrible: that's almost strictly worse than vito and swing out
korvys: !card Angel of invent
LRRbot: Angel of Invention [3WW] | Creature — Angel [2/1] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink / Fabricate 2 / Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
Mr_Horrible: I guess yeah, they'd be afraid of settle?
sheer_falacy: sometimes opponent misplays against an enemy with full mana and a card
korvys: Oh, Lifelink on the angel anyway
Sogheim: you can't attack. the angel blocks and you die. friggin' angels.
monkeyrama: Oh dang
monkeyrama: Exactsies
sheer_falacy: ow
Sogheim: good game
ElektroTal: props to opp. that was a well found line
TheWriterAleph: gg
korvys: Geoguesser Battle Royale
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LordSaphni: can do Omni FNM
ElektroTal: omni fnm is fun and fast
monkeyrama: 👀
sheer_falacy: !ppr
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GredGredmansson: i'm really going to enjoy Strixhaven
GredGredmansson: oooh
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun who was in the commander game?
monkeyrama: Sweeet
sheer_falacy: ah, the pre-pre-prerelease commander game
RassilonDND: The winner faces witherbloom?
IgorApp: what's Adam playing?
TwitchTVsFrank: which ben?
BoomerAang_Squad: no 13 hour PPR?
itsybitsystreams: that's kinda pog 👀
asthanius: Ben Ben Akki Hermit
hd_dabnado: !card Benben
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream! Good day of magic
NarishmaReborn: 10 years of kingdoms of cards
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys lrrJAMES lrrADAM lrrHEART
korvys: Do your mastry orbs, James
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Come drive the Tokyo Metropolitan Expressway with Ian in Assetto Corsa, and the new Shutoko Revival Project mod v0.9.1. Game: Assetto Corsa) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
monkeyrama: Ian Driving seabatPjorg
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Car time!
hexy_lexy: CARS CARS CARS
NarishmaReborn: car talk
heartofgoldfish: Is This Your Car?
GapFiller: Ian driving around Tokyo is the most Ian thing ever
monkeyrama: Super Ian
AussieBrainDoc: thank you!
GapFiller: eyyy great minds there James
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RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART It's almost time for CAR STREAM
TehAmelie: latheys and gentlethem, start your engines
RandomTrivia: I hope Ian is ready to drive a Hype-Performance car tonight!
RandomTrivia: Hmmm, that was a little tenuous
TehAmelie: ah, would that we could make a car that runs on love and support
RandomTrivia: We could just stick Hexi Lexi in there and be sorted
TehAmelie: i was thinking chat could run its own vehicle fleet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That sounds like one of those streamer interaction games
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time for some Tokyo Cruisin! Ian’s back in the drivers seat with a brand new version of the Shutoko Revival Project for Assetto Corsa. Let’s all have a pleasant drive around Tokyo. 📷 ||
GapFiller: again
mr_yarget: Car stream means happy me.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrSIGNAL Code Blue: WE are LIVE lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrHONK
RandomTrivia: !gant
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elkae: Oopsie. The premature raid
TehAmelie: ohaio
mr_yarget: Racing stream AND the Cam Fam? What a wonderful day!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well hello there, Cam Fam. We have Ian in cars to watch soon
RandomTrivia: Be prepared to witness Ian driving around Japan in a wholly unsafe fashion. Strap in
Aenir798: SOON
RandomTrivia: S O O N ™
Meltalar: please queue up Intial D, deja vu
NathanJay_GA: S lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE N
TehAmelie: hmm practicing driving in both left and right side driving regions should make your brain ambicameral
TehAmelie: howdy
GapFiller: good morning Ian lrrIAN lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Good evening Ian!
ritchards: !show
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GapFiller: its 1am thats morning right
ritchards: !show override off
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boundwoodhome: Good morning!
revjakenash: vroooom
ritchards: !show override bonus
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Telnaior: good Ian morning!
asthanius: "In 2 kilometers, keep left"
RandomTrivia: The new, BIGGER THAN BEFORE, wheel is quite a large lad
Texan_Reverend: Good evening, Ian! I'm looking forward to some fast driving and the views around Tokyo.
revjakenash: hanada better than narita fight me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Canals? Are we on a Serge stream now?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think I've ever seen Tokyo's roads. No road spoilers, chat.
revjakenash: does it have the Mari-Cart through shinjuku experience?
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I hear there's asphalt
TehAmelie: i hear there's a lot of people
revjakenash: Perfect, I have never been more terrified about civilian casualties in a go-kart
RandomTrivia: Loving the numberplate
YeetTheRich_: classic japanese car
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ooh, custom licenceplate
mr_yarget: Mini-san
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, that traditional Japanese car, the British Leyland Mini LUL
APODionysus: So I’ve never actually CAUGHT an Ian Driving stream.
Texan_Reverend: Huzzah for stand!
APODionysus: All I’ve ever seen is highlights
TehAmelie: cause Ian drives so fast?
elkae: It's a good time, APODionysus :D
mr_yarget: Was there a front wheel drive car produced in Japan before the Mini?
TehAmelie: the curse of the need for speed. . .
Traion: Hey Chat, hey Ian. I see we are driving Ian's car through his dream home
Texan_Reverend: How is the stand treating you so far, Ian?
APODionysus: Sadly I can’t be on too long. I’m technically supposed to be cooking dinner for me and my partner right now... but she’s busy so she doesn’t know I’m procrastinating
Aenir798: Looks very orange
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revjakenash: If Ian crashes into a Lawsons Station we all donate bits
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @APODionysus I hope your food is delicious
YeetTheRich_: classic ian, printing out a paper map for a video game
DrakoniteStreams: don't forget to adjust your mirrors and check your blindspots before engaging the velocitator
APODionysus: So
Loonatic93: "Waiting for end of the race?"
Aenir798: It looks orange-y
TehAmelie: i think i remember this street from Burnout Dominator
APODionysus: Are these based on real places I presume?
mr_yarget: Japan has Bloom
ritchards: Ready to go brrr?
asthanius: It looked like you had flux on over the menus
asthanius: I assumed that was intentional
Aenir798: It looks like you have f.lux on or something
revjakenash: Can we get a Baystars vs Swallows argument going?
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
62MGcobra: weeeee
TehAmelie: perfectly normal subocean
APODionysus: Wat
iondream: night light
APODionysus: I have... questions
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The car is not freaking out at all
DrakoniteStreams: as someone that works on media... flux and similar things are the absolute worst thing ever
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our car is vibrating
DrakoniteStreams: it is excitex
MortifiedPenguins: what the heck theres a person there!
elkae: lrrFINE
DrakoniteStreams: *excited
asthanius: That person has been standing there for days
RandomTrivia: This is great, Ian hasn't driven a metre yet and already I have 2 clips
APODionysus: A) this looks like a prettt normal street. And the description mentioned tolls. Is this something that actually happens? Legit (Ie not criminal) car racing on regular roads?
TehAmelie: something time is always relative something
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to Tokyo drift
Aenir798: Where's all the other cars?
RandomTrivia: Good luck drifting the front wheel drive Mini Ba_Dum_Tish
mr_yarget: Ian has banished all of Tokyo
MortifiedPenguins: I can't wait for the simulated traffic jams
Loonatic93: I think it would be awesome to have a Google Maps version of this. Kinda like Flight Simulator.
asthanius: wow that car is FILTHY
TehAmelie: i think this is how all those Devil Survivor games start
hexy_lexy: ShowLove100 reminder that youre all wonderful and amazing and beautiful and that i love you more than words can express
revjakenash: seeing tokyo is something everyone should do
KeytarCat: Funky car
TehAmelie: with a depopulated Tokyo
Aenir798: Is this Tokyo after an apocalypse where everyone else just abruptly vanished into thin air?
KeytarCat: not Ian's usual style :P
ritchards: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
mr_yarget: Pink Floyd decal. Yeah. I dig that.
mercano82: Is Tokyo where the highway goes through the middle of a skyscraper? Is it on this map?
TStodden: I'm sure that will buff out...
KeytarCat: zero dawn
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
RassilonDND: sorry, silly question but is that the wheel ian was working on for tinker tailor?
MortifiedPenguins: loooooooooong tunnel
mr_yarget: Aww, thank you hexy_lexy. Kind of needed that today.
RandomTrivia: Hello there wynternyghtynggale!
Loonatic93: It sounds like the car is running a two-cycle engine.
hexy_lexy: @mr_yarget and you deserve it EVERY day
revjakenash: wanna see the bongo truck run
Loonatic93: That sounds better.
Aenir798: Ian can we drive by Akihabara? I want to buy weeb stuff
RandomTrivia: Wheeee!
Texan_Reverend: @rassilonDND Yes, this is the wheel Ian modded during TTSF.
wynternyghtynggale: wow our dragon cart got an upgrade since last week
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
SurfDownstage: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
MortifiedPenguins: it's fine!
asthanius: oopsie boingo
hexy_lexy: OH NO
SurfDownstage: f
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APODionysus: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: We oopsie-boingo'd it
GhostValv: benginO7
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: For a hand-made reconstruction, this is beautiful
RandomTrivia: Strong start
Aenir798: Ian I think the timer thing is paused
Meltalar: did we beej the car?
RassilonDND: @Texan_Reverend thanks! i thought it looked familar but i wasnt sure
APODionysus: WAIT
APODionysus: is... is that LRR plates?!?!
YeetTheRich_: ian frenquently pauses space-time
hexy_lexy: spectator mode? id rather not have a miniscule potato!
SeiichiSin: How goes the driving Ian? Is the stick shift still a thing for this game?
Kramburger: No, dithering y tho
elkae: Sure is, APODionysus
APODionysus: That’s rad
SeiichiSin: Nice.
TacitusVigil: It's time for Lrrmans again?
KeytarCat: Right, a Japanese car, so stick on the left
SeiichiSin: Honestly so tempted to see about getting one myself if I ever get back into racing games.
TStodden: This is more LRRmans practice, as the main event isn't for about another 3 months.
mercano82: Is the camera mirrored or did Ian actually put the shifter on the left for this?
Texan_Reverend: Is the stick still making a good clunk and keeping its mods in place?
TacitusVigil: @TStodden But this is still a 24 hour stream, right? Kappa
Loonatic93: Those gerbils under the hood sound angry!
chrono2x: sergeCanal sergeCanal
RandomTrivia: That's a very pretty sergeCanal
SmithKurosaki: sergeCanal ?
SeiichiSin: I learned on an '84 car how to drive stick. I miss sooooooo much driving a real stick shift.
hexy_lexy: i take it this is an actual highway in japan?
KeytarCat: @TStodden is that actually a LRR event or?
Aenir798: How long until we get to Akihabara?
SmithKurosaki: Hey Hexi!
Juliamon: KeytarCat You better believe it
pn55: Ian, come to Odaiba!
KeytarCat: HEck yeah! mattlrGolden
hexy_lexy: hey @SmithKurosaki reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and loved
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: @KeytarCat And Ian does indeed do it for the full 24 hours. Along with friends along the way.
RandomTrivia: *boop*
Loonatic93: Being a farm kid, I have plenty of experience driving stick. I HATED IT! I will never go back if I can at all help it.
KeytarCat: Aaaaaand it's over
TStodden: LRRmans is something that Ian has done for past few years... There's still hasn't been a year nobody has Beejed it.
KeytarCat: wait, it still drives??
Texan_Reverend: @keytarcat Yes, Ian does a racing stream when the actual LeMans race happens.
chaostreader: !quote 6128 is one of my favorite LRRmans quotes.
cuttlefishman: is their a hokkaido map?
APODionysus: I actually stlll don’t know what lemans is
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
hexy_lexy: is Le Mans happening this year? if so when?
SeiichiSin: I drove stick for so long that I for sure miss it. Mainly because I used to save so much gas because of it.
TacitusVigil: Can we stop at one of those vending machine restaurants? I want vending machine ramen!
MrUglama: is there a bit of lag between the wheel and the game?
Lord_ZYRK: APODionysus 24 hour endurance race
Radyin: Do you have access to all the car models in this mod? (i.e., could you race a Formula 1 car around the Tokyo highways?)
chrono2x: Le Mans race is in August
APODionysus: Excuse me
APODionysus: That’s a thing that exists?
TacitusVigil: Indeed!
elkae: Sure does!
Wodar9: Is this a game about driving around Tokyo after the rapture?
TStodden: The 24-hour LeMans is an annual endurance race that is held in LeMans, France IIRC.
TacitusVigil: Goes back quite a bit I believe.
APODionysus: People ... race... for 24 hours?
Lord_ZYRK: For many decades, yes
MrGibberish: Aww, rip google earth
Loonatic93: With modern transmissions, automatic is generally more fuel efficient than stick.
elkae: Most of the highlights you've seen are probably from the LRRmans honestly LUL
APODionysus: That seems incredibly... umm...
Wodar9: There is something scary about all these empty roads
cuttlefishman: is this highway tolled?
APODionysus: Risky
TacitusVigil: Does this count as Tokyo drifting?
pn55: This is so cool. If you get near me I'll tell you if it's accurate.
elkae: It is, cuttlefishman
RandomTrivia: I promise I won't clip *every* crash
elkae: 930¥
Lord_ZYRK: "That seems incredibly risky" is racing in general
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @APODionysus it's a relay, they swap out drivers every so often
cuttlefishman: How bad is the toll
YeetTheRich_: is this why they call you DK?
Radyin: An individual does not race for 24 hours. A car is shared by a team of three drivers.
CaptainSpam: It's less a "race" and more of a "careen".
chaostreader: @apodionysus I believe they drive as teams and in shifts but.....
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
APODionysus: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat ahhhhhhh
APODionysus: Ok
hexy_lexy: LUL Ian
KeytarCat: The final small donk
DrakoniteStreams: do you want to take that one again?
TacitusVigil: And that's how Ian got a new nickname.
Aenir798: Ian I think you'd probably drive a lot better with certain music playing in the background.
APODionysus: Cause I remember when I drive from PA to FL once by myself
elkae: @cuttlefishman 930¥ according to the bit Ian read at the beginning
APODionysus: And I was not ok by the end
Loonatic93: Those gerbils under the hood are still really angry.
SnackPak_: go left seems like decent advice
Radyin: Le Mans is four races happening simultaneously.
APODionysus: And I was not.. racing
delta__vee: this has a real distinctive single direction ribbon of asphalt in the sky feel
mercano82: Traverse Tokyo like you’re trying to brute-force a maze
cuttlefishman: is this road quest
chaostreader: @apodionysus I’ve been on a bus for that trip. It’s long. Technically NY to FL but.
Gnyrinn: I assume that this has been discussed, but seeing Ian mirrored is a bit disorienting.
DeM0nFiRe: This reminds me of playing N64 racing games and trying to escape from the track so I could drive around the city freely
SnackPak_: other brands of Eurobeat are available
Aenir798: This is Road Quest 2: Tokyo Drift
DrakoniteStreams: "road quest tokyo" and ian was never the same again
SeiichiSin: Dangerous Driving I thought was your middle name.
revjakenash: It should just be all blue hearts and vodka collins
elah806: I mean at this point in the realism of your simulator reading the chat is basically texting and driving
RandomTrivia: Ian isn't mirrored. We're seeing him as though we're looking backwards from the dashboard
MrGibberish: Road Quest 2: Virtual Boogoloo
elkae: Left stick in Japanese car
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Loonatic93: What? Can't do a proper U-turn?
hexy_lexy: omg if RQ2 was doing the length of japan, that would be incredible
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: It's a desolate wasteland
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
pn55: Uhh...
RandomTrivia: Is that a social commentary?!
NathanJay_GA: oh, that's unfortunate
floki4242: good bye
Aenir798: Is this Shinji's Tokyo?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Loonatic93: Another Godzilla attack?
revjakenash: Road trip to an onsen, with all the nudity
chrono2x: Welcome to New NeoTokyo
MrUglama: i think there is something missing
mr_yarget: oh dear.
elkae: What did you say about my mother
elah806: We found the sub ocean
Juliamon: This feels a little... off
mercano82: The road to the sub ocean!
pn55: I've not been to this part of Tokyo...
Wodar9: Do it
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, there goes Tokyo A-A-Assetto
DeM0nFiRe: Do it!
MrUglama: di it
SeiichiSin: Do it.
Aenir798: Do it!
PhorrestGaze: do it
korvys: Do it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: You know what you must do
mr_yarget: do it
misterrootbeer: do it
ritchards: do it!
MrUglama: noooo
YeetTheRich_: D E W I T
korvys: You could squeeze through
MrUglama: goo
ahryk: do it
hexy_lexy: do it coward
mr_yarget: do eet
SnackPak_: do it for Cori
MrUglama: do it!
cuttlefishman: Is this like... a maintenance access road?
misterrootbeer: :(
lemmel: Yeah, continue the drive off the edge.
mr_yarget: yeet, i say
TacitusVigil: [Chat will remember this]
DeM0nFiRe: They went through the trouble of barricading all the other roads, weird that they let you go down this one
elah806: ian is that a mapquest printout
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
cuttlefishman: you did nothing
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
CaptainSpam: You need to fold that map a LOT more than that for this to be a real road trip. riffLUL
TacitusVigil: Going full Thelma and Louise...
RandomTrivia: Smooth
RandomTrivia: FLAWLESS
chrono2x: hahaha
YeetTheRich_: oh god
Aenir798: Oof
NathanJay_GA: that building in the road reminds me of cities: skylines
The_Voices: wall
Aenir798: Invisible wall
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Parfait
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
Aenir798: Try the other side LUL
SeiichiSin: Awww.
YeetTheRich_: today on lrr: ian fails to kill himself
Territan: I think the plane of reality has a very restrictive hitbox.
Dozerdell: Dang invisible walls harshing our vibes
ritchards: damn you invisible wall!
SnackPak_: Thank you for trying, Ian
pn55: Denied!
DeM0nFiRe: I can't believe the put invisible wall next to a visible wall instead of just extending the visible wall LUL
CaptainSpam: I think you're invisible-walled.
mr_yarget: sadness.
misterrootbeer: at least you tried
chrono2x: Freedom was denied!
SeiichiSin: Yep.
DeM0nFiRe: It's the thought that counts
SmithKurosaki: Disappointing
revjakenash: need the ace ventura turn
cuttlefishman: is this ttsf, a "we try" show?
TacitusVigil: We tried. And failed. And we learned an important lesson: never try.
Aenir798: Ian how many Minis did you go through during your time in Tokyo?
elah806: This is like in Watch and Play when Alex and G used to spend 15 minutes trying to run over mountains
MrUglama: i miss watch and play
ElektroTal: Road Quest Sim?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I miss G
cuttlefishman: Oh, Ian, did you see the Super Cub anime this season? It looks like your jam
Aenir798: Genki desu~!
Loonatic93: Did you call us all Yankees?
elah806: Is Tokyo a walkable/trainable city? Do you need a car?
cuttlefishman: Is beautiful in how it depicts the motorbike
ElektroTal: you don't need a car in the entire country of japan
MrUglama: I miss G too, sometimes i can even hear him
ElektroTal: everything you need can be gotten via train or bike
YeetTheRich_: i feel like road quest: japan would either be an absolute nightmare or the best thing that ever happened
korvys: Ian, if you were doing this for real, what would you have playing on the stereo?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
pn55: Ooo you're getting close to me!
RandomTrivia: A saga in 3 acts
korvys: Oh, this is a dope song, Ian
OmnipotentTrevor: I know it from Steins:Gate
itsybitsystreams: Yeah this song slaps!
ElektroTal: i went to a comiket at big sight once
elkae: Thank you korvys I am now grooving
Aenir798: Oooh, that's the place where Comiket is right
Aenir798: I recognize those things from manga LUL
Territan: Too short to house a proper maelstrom bridge, unfortunantely.
OmnipotentTrevor: No, big sight(site?) was in Steins;Gate. You should check it out anyway though
elah806: I really wish more North American cities were properly walkable, I feel like when it really, really comes to brass tacks it's only New York, and New York is constantly trying to erode its transit
Loonatic93: When I go to Tokyo, one of the first things I am going to do is visit the Eiffel Tower. *giggle*
RandomTrivia: Oh check out that sunset
cuttlefishman: whats that london eye looking thing
OmnipotentTrevor: I think they might skip most of the convention scenes in the Anime though, so that would be more S;G VN
Loonatic93: The Twin Cities in Minnesota are very walkable, bikeable, Transitable.
RandomTrivia: *Rainbow Road intensifies*
Sunmare_Dragon: i been to the tokyo tower once
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pn55: I don't want to dox myself, but you've just gone past my place!
Aenir798: So this is an endurance stream until PPR starts right?
NathanJay_GA: wait, why is there a cage over the road there?
ElektroTal: does this let you drive outside of tokyo?
ElektroTal: or just in the prefecture?
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun Ian why you swerving so much
Loonatic93: I don't care about the Tokyo Tower! I want to visit the Eiffel Tower in Tokyo!
RandomTrivia: @gamerzach108 Have you watched Ian drive on DesertBus?
Aenir798: He's too busy reading chat
RandomTrivia: :D
Territan: And frankly, the car has taken a few hits.
gamerzach108: XD do I want to watch him drive on desertbus
Loonatic93: Killer ramp!
SmithKurosaki: 4 sounds like butter :)
RandomTrivia: @gamerzach108 Depends, do you like carsickness? LUL
gamerzach108: I feel like id get anxiety based on what im seeing here
TacitusVigil: If Alex were here, would this count as a Road Quest?
RandomTrivia: If you have anxiety, do not watch Ian's DB driving
tallhobbit97: @gamerzach108 it's so fun, though!
gamerzach108: XD
gamerzach108: OH GOD
gamerzach108: I can't imagine how Alex felt during Road quest
RandomTrivia: Good thing this definitely isn't creepy
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
DeM0nFiRe: Hey can you get me a soda?
TacitusVigil: Vending machine ramen!
pn55: I have to say, this is very accurate!
Loonatic93: I have driven many a vehicle that wouldn't fit on these roads/paths.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Can I have some chips pls
hexy_lexy: get me some ramen, would ya? :P
elkae: Japanese poutine? Kappa
gamerzach108: than again Ian was the only Driver to lose his card in that
mr_yarget: yo!
mr_yarget: this is a great lil stop
Juliamon: a.... backwards ramen sign
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun Ian what are the chances of finding a Princess Auto in Tokyo XD
HundreydAundre: Oh my gawsh! It's buggy sizaed!
codyfoti1999: Is the wheel super loose?
NathanJay_GA: and right off the bridge, too
mr_yarget: Hime Auto
gamerzach108: if so don't tell tell Beej
Loonatic93: What about the Johto region?
HundreydAundre: How much horse-power doth it got?
korvys: No Princess Auto, just Pricess Aiko
TacitusVigil: Due to Japanese primogeniture laws, it's Prince Auto there.
cuttlefishman: nice
codyfoti1999: Nice
tallhobbit97: nice
RandomTrivia: nice
SeismicLawns: nice
DeM0nFiRe: nice
hexy_lexy: nice
RandomTrivia: Smooth
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice
YeetTheRich_: beej just spawns princess autos wherever he is
cuttlefishman: I thought they changed the primogeniture laws
gamerzach108: ^^^^^ this
TacitusVigil: Thanks to Beej drops, someday all will be either Beej or Princess Auto
HundreydAundre: Chat is all but : "Nice" now.
gamerzach108: oh what have I started
OmnipotentTrevor: brakes might be getting more wear than intended
adamjford: They don't show it on camera, but every BeejDrop also causes a Princess Auto to spontaneously appear nearby
codyfoti1999: Is this just a recreation of tokyo?
mr_yarget: Mini had adequate horsepower.
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RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil Then all shall be happy, for all shall be Beej and all journeys shall be to Princess Auto
Loonatic93: Listen to those angry gerbils...
gamerzach108: I have a mighty power of causing chat to talk about Princess Auto
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @codyfoti1999 it's a project trying to recreate tokyo, yes. They've not gotten everywhere mapped though
RandomTrivia: @gamerzach108 To be fair, we barely need any provocation
GhostValv: benginO7
elkae: o7
gamerzach108: XD true
RandomTrivia: benginO7
mr_yarget: My liege
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: benginO7
hexy_lexy: ngl, id love to spend time with Been in a Princess Auto
elkae: benginO7
HundreydAundre: Fs 1-12
TacitusVigil: @RandomTrivia Ah yes, the Beejtimes
elkae: Been is Beej and Ben's son
RandomTrivia: Truly the Beejest timeline
HundreydAundre: What do they even do in here?
adamjford: I'd spend time with Beej in an Applebee's. I'm not that picky.
cuttlefishman: Is there anything really wierd with japanese auto safety laws?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The engine in this tunnel is delightful
gamerzach108: im crying with how much im laughing about this Princess auto joke
cuttlefishman: Like about the nature of car lights or what not?
Aenir798: *Deja Vu*
NathanJay_GA: I'm getting some real "Special Stage Route 5" vibes from this
mr_yarget: Is the Mini considered a kei car?
HundreydAundre: Tunnnel be vertibrately vibing. I actually like it.
TacitusVigil: @adamjford For some reason I just imagine Beej being really miserable or really happy in an Applebees. Nothing in between.
kdefinition: am i the only one who heard the souls of the damned trying to escape hell when ian went through that tunnel? just me? ok then
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun Ian when is Beej's Next stream
Loonatic93: "We are achieving speeds of 4!"
cuttlefishman: isn't it too long to be a proper kei also?
kenohki2: Hey, you're driving my hood lrrHORN
gamerzach108: I wanna convince him to talk about Princess auto with chat
adamjford: @TacitusVigil You are absolutely correctl
cuttlefishman: kei cars are squat
adamjford: correct.*
D1cey1: 660cc
TacitusVigil: And then we get to call it...Applebeej
RandomTrivia: Chillpoint next week, probably
HundreydAundre: @Loonatic93 How does it multiply in storm count?
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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Gamerinterface: Still remember ten years in Chicago and four years in St Louis of a work commute straight into the sun both ways. #myeyes
D1cey1: And 63HP max
HundreydAundre: Quick, LRRbot!
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Blue_Anteater: @TacitusVigil BOO
Radyin: Has someone put the Peel P50 in Asseto Corsa?
Blue_Anteater: PrideLaugh
mitomanox: how long did you live in japan, ian?
mitomanox: was it a good experience in general?
mr_yarget: Apparently in the mountains here there has been a following of kei cars, got behind an Autozam and a Suzuki Cappuccino and I kind of threw a fit.
Aenir798: Where's all the pedestrians?
YeetTheRich_: at princess auto
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hope y'all got what you wanted from shibuya
gamerzach108: Looks like Beej's next stream is Checkpoint+
maxthefourth: The Beejdestrians are all at Princess Auto
TacitusVigil: I like to think part of Ian never left Japan. Like Guinen in the Nexus.
gamerzach108: can we concince chat to start a new Religion centered around Beej and Princess Auto?
ahryk: That's my plan. Moving to Australia when borders open
hexy_lexy: i lived in northern sweden for 6 months and it was the greatest time of my life
maxthefourth: Praise Beejlopa!
Loonatic93: Okay... Straight talk here. If I currently live in Minnesota, would moving to Canada count as living in a different country?
gamerzach108: no
Elevation_4000_FT: OMG yes! Leave your house for a few months. Go to the woods. Live amongst the trees.
HundreydAundre: So you're saying too close to home is practically 1-dimensional hoomanities?
Capt_clown: lived in a different country but was under, let's just say, less than normal circumstances.
RandomTrivia: @Loonatic93 Absolutely it would.
gamerzach108: @Loonatic93 can confirm Minnestoa is not a American State its just the Florida of Canada
Loonatic93: @gamerzach108 No... Manitoba is the Florida of Canada.
cuttlefishman: uhh... no
gamerzach108: Minnesota is bordered with Manitoba
Loonatic93: Manitoba Man is almost as nuts.
gamerzach108: and Ontario
Capt_clown: legit, planning to move to Canada in the semi near future. The US has gone way too down hill😥
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia is the Florida of Canada
mitomanox: thanks for answering <3
HundreydAundre: Sheets. I'm [REDACTED]. Cuz I'm running out of those.
RandomTrivia: What I'm learning here is that most parts of Canada are considered "The Florida" of Canada :D
gamerzach108: Xd
ritchards: !advice
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gamerzach108: XD
cuttlefishman: Ian, what is the Florida of Canada
hexy_lexy: as an ontarian, we are the texas of canada. alberta is the alabama
Loonatic93: To be fair, Canada is one wrong Prime Minister away from being placed with the U.s..
NathanJay_GA: does Tokyo have congestion charges for entering certain parts of the city in a car?
adamjford: Vancouver Island is the Florida of Canada, if we're going by number of seniors living there
gamerzach108: @hexy_lexy lets be clear Thunder Bay Minus well be Miami
Loonatic93: Or one bad electino.
adamjford: criteria
asthanius: Criteria?
Aenir798: Classification?
hexy_lexy: Manitoba is the Florida of Canada
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia
HundreydAundre: Does a neighboring state count? State as in other countries. The state of Italy for one. (If that's a thing.)
Capt_clown: Crime Rate? Meth per capita?
NathanJay_GA: Nah, Florida is unique. nowhere can ever be as Florida as Florida
Boon_33: We can only assume Florida leads the US in more than one thing.
HundreydAundre: @cuttlefishman What? Where!?
hexy_lexy: as an ontarian, ian has a valid point
SmithKurosaki: wait what?
gamerzach108: so Minnesota could be the Florida of Canada since it shares a border with both Provences
TacitusVigil: We elect our Floridamen here too. It was kind of a thing for four years.
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun
hexy_lexy: ontario is a garbage place
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia is the Florida of Canada cause people treat it just as a vacation spot and then don't consider people live there
Boon_33: Quebec is the panhandle of canada
Crayfis: I hear 'the Peg' is a pretty wild place
maxthefourth: @hundreydaundre do you mean would it count as living abroad if a german moved to france for example?
Gamerinterface: I'm gonna say "what's the Floridest part of Canada" is akln to asking where the sketchy neighborhoods in DIsneyworld are.
cuttlefishman: PEI also works under that definition in some part
Loonatic93: The Scotland of Canada?
Jensling: Texas?
Capt_clown: Virgin Islands?
cuttlefishman: PR's opinions are pretty mixed on independence / statehood
Loonatic93: Oh! Quebec is the TEXAS of Canada.
mitomanox: does anyone agree with me that Beej dresses like a Floridian?
DeM0nFiRe: I was gonna say it's the Texas, wants to secede and fusses about language a lot LUL
Boon_33: wait is there a region of Canada where you have taxation without representation?
TacitusVigil: The Independence Party is the smallest of the big three parties in PR I believe.
chrono2x: You almost need a navigator for this sort of track
HundreydAundre: @maxthefourth Sadly, yes. I don't know how far I'd get to venture in the near future.
serramarkov: I got to go fishing on Lake St. Claire on the Ontario side once, and it was amazing. First time I ever saw a fish take my bait.
hexy_lexy: @Boon_33 yeah, its called canada
RandomTrivia: Wait I recognise that turn and that straight from a racing circuit somewhere
hexy_lexy: Kappa
cuttlefishman: stream?
RandomTrivia: Uhhh
asthanius: um...twitch freaking out for anyone else?
Boon_33: pogpog
62MGcobra: elfunkSad
chrono2x: uhhh, Twitch please
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE PanicBasket
rubikdarkwill: F
pn55: Uhh...
Juliamon: It still is
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah it's freaking out here as well
Capt_clown: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
pn55: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: twitch...
lyropithic: Whoops
Radyin: This is more than dropping frames.
DeM0nFiRe: panicBasket
ahryk: rip
RandomTrivia: panicBasket lrrFINE panicBasket
hexy_lexy: twitch?
Juliamon: And gone
62MGcobra: F
asthanius: well, refreshing did nothing
elkae: lrrFINE
TheBearBee: I'm glad its not just me
tallhobbit97: joekimRIP
CaptainEnder7: Oh good, I was worried it was just me having the issue
gualdhar: did Ian overheat the streaming PC?
ArdCollider: at least my TV set isn't doing the flashing thing
62MGcobra: o7
NotCainNorAbel: I'm going through a tunnel
TacitusVigil: I think Ian...crashed. Kappa
Gamerinterface: DIdn't know this trip came with a slideshow
HundreydAundre: Twitch is fine. Streams come back. (...Wait. do they?)
Aenir798: He went into a tunnel.
NightWingMistHawk: Glad it's not just me, frustrated that Twitch is being bussy
elkae: benginOh benginHeck
RandomTrivia: I guess there wasn't enough signal in that tunnel Kappa
Boon_33: CurseLit lrrFINE CurseLit
Capt_clown: Internet has been weird all day???
niccus: evidently this part is illegal to show on stream
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
SmithKurosaki: yea, so Alberta is Texas. Southern ON is NY, northern Ontario is Midwest and QC is Puerto rico
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil *polite applause*
delta__vee: that's a weird failure mode, glad to hear it isn't my userscript :P
ArdCollider: okay, my TV tossed up the last eight seconds of buffer and then went to the offline screen
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
SnowBuddy18: okay, that wasn't just me? good
TacitusVigil: @RandomTrivia Yeah, I'll take golf clapping for that.
fcloud: it was just you, chat. each of you
pn55: I opened up Kate's stream and that's running fine, so it's probably on Ian's end.
NathanJay_GA: right. well, im sure all involved parties are aware and working on it
RandomTrivia: Hey chat, how's your day going?
Capt_clown: succinPanic succinPanic succinPanic
maxthefourth: @hundreydaundre I lived on the french border for most of my life and I think there are some very noticeable cultural differences. Especially when you move further into the other country
NeoSilverThorn: What's weird is it's *only* LRR's channel. None of the other channels I follow did that.
Aenir798: He probably kicked out a cable or something
boundwoodhome: Oh good! It's not just my janky internet.
MrHyde81: The stream went in the tunnel, lost signal.
hexy_lexy: @RandomTrivia kinda shitty, but not the worst ever
RandomTrivia: @hexy_lexy Booray...?
elkae: @hexy_lexy LuvSign
SmithKurosaki: I am also glad it was not my janky internet. I blame Ian going into a Faraday cage
hexy_lexy: like, im fine and ill be totally fine. just a bad day
pn55: I have to say I'm amazed by how accurate this mod is.
TacitusVigil: Maybe Ian drove into a tunnel or something.
RandomTrivia: @hexy_lexy I was sorry to hear about your Twitch account shenanigans
delta__vee: someone unplugged the sub-oceanic cable?
ReiyChanter: Did Ian win when i wasn't looking?
SmithKurosaki: *offer hexy hugs* sorry you had a bad day
NathanJay_GA: given that its Tokyo, i wouldn't be surprised of there were cellular repeaters in the tunnel
gualdhar: Ian crashed into a power transformer and took out half the city grid
Loonatic93: But yeah, I have run into more than a few places in Manitoba that have that "Fargo" accent more profoundly than Minnesota.
wynternyghtynggale: lrrIAN_SG
RandomTrivia: Maybe Cori is just standing on the wire
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Capt_clown: So what are the good areas of Canada?
TacitusVigil: Quick, pay Heather $20!
lyropithic: At that point, it's more of a "Letterkenny" accent, no?
maxthefourth: i think different language and overall politics make a big difference regardless of actual distance
ihorner: Hey folks. Computer crashed hard hopefully back up soon!
NathanJay_GA: lrrIAN_EB
RandomTrivia: Yikes
hexy_lexy: quick! get Tech Wizard Paul on the case!
DeM0nFiRe: oof
Capt_clown: succinLove succinLove succinLove
hexy_lexy: oh no! sorry to hear ian
RandomTrivia: On the plus side, lrrFINE
SmithKurosaki: not sure capt. each place kind of has its downsides, but maybe pei?
Juliamon: Had a feeling that was the case.
TacitusVigil: Fine, I'll fix the computer (grabs my computer shotgun)
ritchards: in the mean time
RandomTrivia: I guess in the meantime...
ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
ArdCollider: impromptu TTSF on checking your PSU voltages
SmithKurosaki: @ihorner oh no! hope it's okay
RandomTrivia: shit, ritchards you beat me to it
Loonatic93: @ihorner If you smell ozone, walk away!
Capt_clown: For some reason I can't spend bits???
ihorner: Okay, stream PC is coming back online shortly.
elkae: Thank you Ian!
Boon_33: lrrDOTS
Capt_clown: ecdyciLove ecdyciLove ecdyciLove
hexy_lexy: @ihorner i appreciate your work and effort! thank you!
adamjford: Appreciations are had
Boon_33: never should have built that tiltyhouse on lumberjack burial ground.
ArdCollider: and then invited everyone over to give opinions on what the Florida of Canada is
ArdCollider: really loudly
elkae: Well to be fair that was chat's doing
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
elkae: So to summarize, it was chat's fault LUL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
Boon_33: lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LoadingReadyRun: Back!
elkae: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: we have connection!
RandomTrivia: If the stream has not returned for you, try refreshing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LRR stream part II: Electric Boogaloo
SmithKurosaki: Yes, much appreciation to the folks who post the sirens while I'm waiting for streams to go online
RandomTrivia: 2 Bonus Streams in one week? Ian, you spoil us!
mitomanox: lrrHEART lrrFINE lrrIAN lrrFINE_HF lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: Glad Ian was able to return to operation :)
hexy_lexy: glad the comp isnt kaput
elkae: Ian is the man with the plan
elkae: And the printed map
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If the anime roundup counts, this'll be the 4th bonus stream in the last 7 days
SmithKurosaki: Hopefully Healther can just stitch these together
SmithKurosaki: (Or Cori?)
elkae: Probably Heather
RandomTrivia: Heather is responsible for making things go to youtube
elkae: She's a wizard
NathanJay_GA: alright, time for take 2. hope this goes well!
Juliamon: Cori does the highlights
hexy_lexy: Heather & Cori are amazing editors, im sure theyve got this
SmithKurosaki: Indeed :0
RandomTrivia: If nothing else, they can put a Holy Grail-style intermission screen in the middle
Anubis169: Chat, start your engines!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heather and Cori deserve all the praise
SmithKurosaki: I can't imagine how they wrangle the giant pile of video data from place to place without physical drives though
RandomTrivia: All systems go. Main Engine start
RandomTrivia: Ignition
YeetTheRich_: ayyy lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Our boi is back!
elkae: lrrFINE
asthanius: heeeeeey
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Juliamon: LUL
lyropithic: Glorious
ReiyChanter: Hi
Anubis169: crashed before we started
ThatChesterGuy: 'Everything is Fine' >> Game crashed
Anubis169: Ian you're supposed to crash after starting, or not at all Kappa
RandomTrivia: Will the traffic drive like the LRRMans buses?
SmithKurosaki: Drivin' in the 90s?
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