gamerzach108: can we concince chat to start a new Religion centered around Beej and Princess Auto?
ahryk: That's my plan. Moving to Australia when borders open
hexy_lexy: i lived in northern sweden for 6 months and it was the greatest time of my life
maxthefourth: Praise Beejlopa!
Loonatic93: Okay... Straight talk here. If I currently live in Minnesota, would moving to Canada count as living in a different country?
gamerzach108: no
Elevation_4000_FT: OMG yes! Leave your house for a few months. Go to the woods. Live amongst the trees.
HundreydAundre: So you're saying too close to home is practically 1-dimensional hoomanities?
Capt_clown: lived in a different country but was under, let's just say, less than normal circumstances.
RandomTrivia: @Loonatic93 Absolutely it would.
gamerzach108: @Loonatic93 can confirm Minnestoa is not a American State its just the Florida of Canada
Loonatic93: @gamerzach108 No... Manitoba is the Florida of Canada.
cuttlefishman: uhh... no
gamerzach108: Minnesota is bordered with Manitoba
Loonatic93: Manitoba Man is almost as nuts.
gamerzach108: and Ontario
Capt_clown: legit, planning to move to Canada in the semi near future. The US has gone way too down hill😥
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia is the Florida of Canada
mitomanox: thanks for answering <3
HundreydAundre: Sheets. I'm [REDACTED]. Cuz I'm running out of those.
RandomTrivia: What I'm learning here is that most parts of Canada are considered "The Florida" of Canada :D
gamerzach108: Xd
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Search Eternity.
gamerzach108: XD
cuttlefishman: Ian, what is the Florida of Canada
hexy_lexy: as an ontarian, we are the texas of canada. alberta is the alabama
Loonatic93: To be fair, Canada is one wrong Prime Minister away from being placed with the U.s..
NathanJay_GA: does Tokyo have congestion charges for entering certain parts of the city in a car?
adamjford: Vancouver Island is the Florida of Canada, if we're going by number of seniors living there
gamerzach108: @hexy_lexy lets be clear Thunder Bay Minus well be Miami
Loonatic93: Or one bad electino.
adamjford: criteria
asthanius: Criteria?
Aenir798: Classification?
hexy_lexy: Manitoba is the Florida of Canada
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia
HundreydAundre: Does a neighboring state count? State as in other countries. The state of Italy for one. (If that's a thing.)
Capt_clown: Crime Rate? Meth per capita?
NathanJay_GA: Nah, Florida is unique. nowhere can ever be as Florida as Florida
Boon_33: We can only assume Florida leads the US in more than one thing.
HundreydAundre: @cuttlefishman What? Where!?
hexy_lexy: as an ontarian, ian has a valid point
SmithKurosaki: wait what?
gamerzach108: so Minnesota could be the Florida of Canada since it shares a border with both Provences
TacitusVigil: We elect our Floridamen here too. It was kind of a thing for four years.
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun
hexy_lexy: ontario is a garbage place
cuttlefishman: Nova Scotia is the Florida of Canada cause people treat it just as a vacation spot and then don't consider people live there
Boon_33: Quebec is the panhandle of canada
Crayfis: I hear 'the Peg' is a pretty wild place
maxthefourth: @hundreydaundre do you mean would it count as living abroad if a german moved to france for example?
Gamerinterface: I'm gonna say "what's the Floridest part of Canada" is akln to asking where the sketchy neighborhoods in DIsneyworld are.
cuttlefishman: PEI also works under that definition in some part
Loonatic93: The Scotland of Canada?
Jensling: Texas?
Capt_clown: Virgin Islands?
cuttlefishman: PR's opinions are pretty mixed on independence / statehood
Loonatic93: Oh! Quebec is the TEXAS of Canada.
mitomanox: does anyone agree with me that Beej dresses like a Floridian?
DeM0nFiRe: I was gonna say it's the Texas, wants to secede and fusses about language a lot LUL
Boon_33: wait is there a region of Canada where you have taxation without representation?
TacitusVigil: The Independence Party is the smallest of the big three parties in PR I believe.
chrono2x: You almost need a navigator for this sort of track
HundreydAundre: @maxthefourth Sadly, yes. I don't know how far I'd get to venture in the near future.
serramarkov: I got to go fishing on Lake St. Claire on the Ontario side once, and it was amazing. First time I ever saw a fish take my bait.
hexy_lexy: @Boon_33 yeah, its called canada
RandomTrivia: Wait I recognise that turn and that straight from a racing circuit somewhere
hexy_lexy: Kappa
cuttlefishman: stream?
RandomTrivia: Uhhh
asthanius: um...twitch freaking out for anyone else?
Boon_33: pogpog
62MGcobra: elfunkSad
chrono2x: uhhh, Twitch please
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE PanicBasket
rubikdarkwill: F
pn55: Uhh...
Juliamon: It still is
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah it's freaking out here as well
Capt_clown: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
pn55: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: twitch...
lyropithic: Whoops
Radyin: This is more than dropping frames.
DeM0nFiRe: panicBasket
ahryk: rip
RandomTrivia: panicBasket lrrFINE panicBasket
hexy_lexy: twitch?
Juliamon: And gone
62MGcobra: F
asthanius: well, refreshing did nothing
elkae: lrrFINE
TheBearBee: I'm glad its not just me
tallhobbit97: joekimRIP
CaptainEnder7: Oh good, I was worried it was just me having the issue
gualdhar: did Ian overheat the streaming PC?
ArdCollider: at least my TV set isn't doing the flashing thing
62MGcobra: o7
NotCainNorAbel: I'm going through a tunnel
TacitusVigil: I think Ian...crashed. Kappa
Gamerinterface: DIdn't know this trip came with a slideshow
HundreydAundre: Twitch is fine. Streams come back. (...Wait. do they?)
Aenir798: He went into a tunnel.
NightWingMistHawk: Glad it's not just me, frustrated that Twitch is being bussy
elkae: benginOh benginHeck
RandomTrivia: I guess there wasn't enough signal in that tunnel Kappa
Boon_33: CurseLit lrrFINE CurseLit
Capt_clown: Internet has been weird all day???
niccus: evidently this part is illegal to show on stream
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
SmithKurosaki: yea, so Alberta is Texas. Southern ON is NY, northern Ontario is Midwest and QC is Puerto rico
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil *polite applause*
delta__vee: that's a weird failure mode, glad to hear it isn't my userscript :P
ArdCollider: okay, my TV tossed up the last eight seconds of buffer and then went to the offline screen
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
SnowBuddy18: okay, that wasn't just me? good
TacitusVigil: @RandomTrivia Yeah, I'll take golf clapping for that.
fcloud: it was just you, chat. each of you
pn55: I opened up Kate's stream and that's running fine, so it's probably on Ian's end.
NathanJay_GA: right. well, im sure all involved parties are aware and working on it
RandomTrivia: Hey chat, how's your day going?
Capt_clown: succinPanic succinPanic succinPanic
maxthefourth: @hundreydaundre I lived on the french border for most of my life and I think there are some very noticeable cultural differences. Especially when you move further into the other country
NeoSilverThorn: What's weird is it's *only* LRR's channel. None of the other channels I follow did that.
Aenir798: He probably kicked out a cable or something
boundwoodhome: Oh good! It's not just my janky internet.
MrHyde81: The stream went in the tunnel, lost signal.
hexy_lexy: @RandomTrivia kinda shitty, but not the worst ever
RandomTrivia: @hexy_lexy Booray...?
elkae: @hexy_lexy LuvSign
SmithKurosaki: I am also glad it was not my janky internet. I blame Ian going into a Faraday cage
hexy_lexy: like, im fine and ill be totally fine. just a bad day
pn55: I have to say I'm amazed by how accurate this mod is.
TacitusVigil: Maybe Ian drove into a tunnel or something.
RandomTrivia: @hexy_lexy I was sorry to hear about your Twitch account shenanigans
delta__vee: someone unplugged the sub-oceanic cable?
ReiyChanter: Did Ian win when i wasn't looking?
SmithKurosaki: *offer hexy hugs* sorry you had a bad day
NathanJay_GA: given that its Tokyo, i wouldn't be surprised of there were cellular repeaters in the tunnel
gualdhar: Ian crashed into a power transformer and took out half the city grid
Loonatic93: But yeah, I have run into more than a few places in Manitoba that have that "Fargo" accent more profoundly than Minnesota.
wynternyghtynggale: lrrIAN_SG
RandomTrivia: Maybe Cori is just standing on the wire
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Capt_clown: So what are the good areas of Canada?
TacitusVigil: Quick, pay Heather $20!
lyropithic: At that point, it's more of a "Letterkenny" accent, no?
maxthefourth: i think different language and overall politics make a big difference regardless of actual distance
ihorner: Hey folks. Computer crashed hard hopefully back up soon!
NathanJay_GA: lrrIAN_EB
RandomTrivia: Yikes
hexy_lexy: quick! get Tech Wizard Paul on the case!
DeM0nFiRe: oof
Capt_clown: succinLove succinLove succinLove
hexy_lexy: oh no! sorry to hear ian
RandomTrivia: On the plus side, lrrFINE
SmithKurosaki: not sure capt. each place kind of has its downsides, but maybe pei?
Juliamon: Had a feeling that was the case.
TacitusVigil: Fine, I'll fix the computer (grabs my computer shotgun)
ritchards: in the mean time
RandomTrivia: I guess in the meantime...
ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
ArdCollider: impromptu TTSF on checking your PSU voltages
SmithKurosaki: @ihorner oh no! hope it's okay
RandomTrivia: shit, ritchards you beat me to it
Loonatic93: @ihorner If you smell ozone, walk away!
Capt_clown: For some reason I can't spend bits???
ihorner: Okay, stream PC is coming back online shortly.
elkae: Thank you Ian!
Boon_33: lrrDOTS
Capt_clown: ecdyciLove ecdyciLove ecdyciLove
hexy_lexy: @ihorner i appreciate your work and effort! thank you!
adamjford: Appreciations are had
Boon_33: never should have built that tiltyhouse on lumberjack burial ground.
ArdCollider: and then invited everyone over to give opinions on what the Florida of Canada is
ArdCollider: really loudly
elkae: Well to be fair that was chat's doing
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
elkae: So to summarize, it was chat's fault LUL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
Boon_33: lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LoadingReadyRun: Back!
elkae: 2020Pajamas FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: we have connection!
RandomTrivia: If the stream has not returned for you, try refreshing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LRR stream part II: Electric Boogaloo
SmithKurosaki: Yes, much appreciation to the folks who post the sirens while I'm waiting for streams to go online
RandomTrivia: 2 Bonus Streams in one week? Ian, you spoil us!
mitomanox: lrrHEART lrrFINE lrrIAN lrrFINE_HF lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: Glad Ian was able to return to operation :)
hexy_lexy: glad the comp isnt kaput
elkae: Ian is the man with the plan
elkae: And the printed map
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If the anime roundup counts, this'll be the 4th bonus stream in the last 7 days
SmithKurosaki: Hopefully Healther can just stitch these together
SmithKurosaki: (Or Cori?)
elkae: Probably Heather
RandomTrivia: Heather is responsible for making things go to youtube
elkae: She's a wizard
NathanJay_GA: alright, time for take 2. hope this goes well!
Juliamon: Cori does the highlights
hexy_lexy: Heather & Cori are amazing editors, im sure theyve got this
SmithKurosaki: Indeed :0
RandomTrivia: If nothing else, they can put a Holy Grail-style intermission screen in the middle
Anubis169: Chat, start your engines!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heather and Cori deserve all the praise
SmithKurosaki: I can't imagine how they wrangle the giant pile of video data from place to place without physical drives though
RandomTrivia: All systems go. Main Engine start
RandomTrivia: Ignition
YeetTheRich_: ayyy lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Our boi is back!
elkae: lrrFINE
asthanius: heeeeeey
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Juliamon: LUL
lyropithic: Glorious
ReiyChanter: Hi
Anubis169: crashed before we started
ThatChesterGuy: 'Everything is Fine' >> Game crashed
Anubis169: Ian you're supposed to crash after starting, or not at all Kappa
RandomTrivia: Will the traffic drive like the LRRMans buses?
SmithKurosaki: Drivin' in the 90s?
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: Whoo! 1 year ;)
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RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Anubis169: it took you to nullspace
hexy_lexy: : [
Lord_ZYRK: At least you had your safety restraints on when you crashed, right? lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: oh boy this gon' be good <3
RandomTrivia: The roll cage clearly works
TacitusVigil: Did Ian deactivate the holodeck safety protocols?
elkae: I'm breaking out the Sakura Chiffon Cake Oreo Crispy
Lord_ZYRK: Uh oh
elkae: Just for this
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Capt_clown: Hurray! Mother always said for me to play tag with incoming traffic!
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Anubis169: uh oh
floki4242: o7
hexy_lexy: ruh roh
Lord_ZYRK: At least it didn't take the whole comp down with it
SnackPak_: lrrWOW game
Anubis169: are they bugged?
TacitusVigil: Delorian?
Anubis169: oooo the 944
NathanJay_GA: something went very wrong with the program's execution, so the OS shut down everything to protect itself. A crash might be bad, but its worse than not crashing
Anubis169: that's a nice runner :)
NathanJay_GA: sorry, I meant not crashing is worse than crashing
gualdhar: if you're not crashing then you're not really driving are you?
Anubis169: dicey's here? yay!
D1cey1: >.>
SmithKurosaki: Its good anime
D1cey1: No I'm not
Capt_clown: Is there a Deathrace 2000 mod for this?
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: There it is! One of the most iconic vehicular backsides ever made!
Aenir798: Ian you're on the wrong side of the car!
SmithKurosaki: RUDE!
Anubis169: a heads up Ian, the 944 is stupidly powerful
Anubis169: Kappa
hexy_lexy: @ihorner ngl, i would genuinely love to watch Initial D with you over some beer. ive never seen it, either
RandomTrivia: Looks like the traffic *IS* going to drive like the LRRMans Bus AI LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: drifty car? perfect for Tokyo then
RandomTrivia: Sometimes it won't know where to put all that power.
Kevin_sechrist: when's the pre-prerelease?
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !ppr
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SmithKurosaki: Kevin: tmrw, don't have time handy
TacitusVigil: lol
RandomTrivia: Oops
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NotCainNorAbel: run into traffic we did
Aenir798: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Anubis169: uhh....
Capt_clown: Wrong kinda traffic!
D1cey1: Wangan Midnight this is not
Kevin_sechrist: !ppr
LRRbot: The Strixhaven PPR will be happening on 9 April 2021! More details here:
RandomTrivia: Nobody. Say. Anything...
NathanJay_GA: oh, that's gonna mess up the toe
Kevin_sechrist: !schedule
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Capt_clown: 3 seconds...
Aenir798: lrrFINE
Boon_33: lrrHERE lrrHERE
Anubis169: typical BMW driver Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: That Mini was about to help you out
SuperTanookiMario: Get the license plate on that guy
Capt_clown: succinPanic succinPanic succinPanic
TacitusVigil: You can't spell "aggression" without "Ian!"
Kevin_sechrist: !Schedule
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RandomTrivia: LUL Listen to that truck giving it all she's got
RandomTrivia: ""friend"""
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
Anubis169: uhh...
Aenir798: lrrHERE
Capt_clown: succinJail succinJail succinJail
Loonatic93: And now you're dead.
SmithKurosaki: Welp
mr_yarget: sir?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "friend"
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
NightWingMistHawk: The heck was that?
wynternyghtynggale: once more with feeling!
RandomTrivia: That happened.
Anubis169: Ian ima have to dip... found a little PTSD from a crash I didn't know I still had
mr_yarget: I believe that was a honda
mr_yarget: and a mimi
mr_yarget: mini*
Aenir798: Once more into the breach!
RandomTrivia: Take care Anubis lrrHEART
Boon_33: All the truck drivers were smart enough to wear racing helmets.
SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 Enjoy some you time :)
wynternyghtynggale: sergeModLove take care Anubis and have some self healing time
chrono2x: What are the yellow flags?
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: ZETA NO!
Boon_33: THe Bus is here
SmithKurosaki: omg yes
wynternyghtynggale: ZETA eat the bread not the road!
hexy_lexy: no not zeta shift!!! :P
Loonatic93: Do you know how much ice you would need to spin like htat?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The phrase "Zeta dragging it's ass through Tokyo" won't leave my head any time soon
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Y'know. . . Zeta stuff. . .
Juliamon: Looks like the answer was "distracting you"
Aenir798: Slower car?
Boon_33: good car design when you spin out accelerating.
Aenir798: LUL
SmithKurosaki: Alright
SnackPak_: thank you car!
SmithKurosaki: Lets GO!
Juliamon: !clip
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Aenir798: So many friends!
Boon_33: fabjouse day
Boon_33: *frabjous?
wynternyghtynggale: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
SmithKurosaki: Ian fight!
mr_yarget: pit maneuver, lol
Lord_ZYRK: Ian's being hunted by The Stig
Aenir798: That's generally how traffic works
Rentok: Any chance that the next lrrmans might hang out in this lovely tokyo bus-drag course?
Aenir798: Ian no don't challenge the other cars!
KeytarCat: What was the song I needed to look up to see inside Ian's brain?
hexy_lexy: a nice, leisurely pace of 170 cjicks
SquareDotCube: yellow flag
Boon_33: I wonder how many people alive can say they've used the Japanese highway system with this level of traffic.
Juliamon: Ass dragon Zeta
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SmithKurosaki: Looks like Dawn's also dragging?
The_Voices: why are they dragging...?
hexy_lexy: @Juliamon jeezus that funny
Aenir798: Zeta hogging the whole road
A_Dub888: Weird, I thought Dawn Guard followed Zeta
TStodden: Shouldn't Dawnguard be rear-ending Zeta? lrrBEEJ
SquareDotCube: just huffing we diesel farts
asthanius: It's an ouroboros
Rentok: Nice save!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
wynternyghtynggale: angry honda
Boon_33: hahaha
RandomTrivia: @The_Voices It's too dummy thicc and the clap of the bumpers is alerting the traffic authorities Kappa
SmithKurosaki: Angery Honda
wynternyghtynggale: !y
Capt_clown: Well that was a thing... succinPanic succinPanic succinPanic
niccus: can we use this for the next le mans instead
Aenir798: The next lehmans is in Tokyo right?
RandomTrivia: I love the sound of the trucks screaming by with the revs between "too many" and "What are you doing?!"
D1cey1: Zeta with that quality drift
wynternyghtynggale: once again zeta please eat the bread and not the road or other cars
SmithKurosaki: Zeta needs to get blue flag'd
SquareDotCube: So when do we get to see a man in white and red fight a bunch of men in black suits atop a flatbed trailer?
Juliamon: Zeta showering us with particle effects
A_Dub888: Zeta-VU I've just been in this place before
mr_yarget: Zeta: Kind of beautiful.
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Boon_33: so I assume this game doesn't come with a butt dragging zeta bus....
RandomTrivia: OH NO
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
asthanius: welp
Juliamon: !clip
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hexy_lexy: OH NO
chrono2x: oh my god
pn55: Wrekt!
DoubleMayCare: oof
shea_wolfe: You live there now
SmithKurosaki: F
Aenir798: LUL
NathanJay_GA: Zeta why!?!
D1cey1: Zeta don't want none ya
hossdelux: LUL
RandomTrivia: Zeta is too hopped up on Bread
The_Voices: this seems normal
Boon_33: Inital oops
Capt_clown: rtgameMadman rtgameMadman rtgameMadman
Master_Gunner: well, that was a hell of a Tokyo Drift
TacitusVigil: That's a good rule in real life too
Lord_ZYRK: You can't stop Zeta
mr_yarget: Zeta: will straight murder you
YeetTheRich_: thats just good advice really
hexy_lexy: to be fair, it is Zeta
SnowBuddy18: the zeta bus is coming
dweebert91: and it won't be the last
chrono2x: So Zeta, Mini, and Honda are all terrifying
Twilight_Spark: Just wait a few short months.
SquareDotCube: I'm waiting for the moment one of the buses get boat stuck'd
Rentok: Desert Bus isn't used to there being other cars or corners on the road.
DoubleMayCare: Gridlock!
lyropithic: Loving the pyrotechnics on Zeta, mind you
D1cey1: Dawnguard dragging everyone down
Juliamon: Don't like this
cuttlefishman: So... is it just me or are the sparks out of the zeta bus super... ominous
TacitusVigil: What?!
Aenir798: WHAT
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
pn55: You hecked up Ian
Lord_ZYRK: This is going to end in something fun
adamjford: uh
shea_wolfe: Uhhh
SnackPak_: huh
adamjford: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
hexy_lexy: WHAT
Capt_clown: OH NO succinPanic succinPanic succinPanic
Twilight_Spark: LOL
hossdelux: WAT
RandomTrivia: PARDONFUCK
NathanJay_GA: bluh?
Boon_33: why do the busses have no back axle?
SmithKurosaki: HAX
TamesLovesGames: WOT
wedge_x: I believe this is called 'the rocking chair'
DoubleMayCare: lmao
adamjford: wat
wynternyghtynggale: dear lord
pn55: drmickPascal drmickPascal drmickPascal
Lord_ZYRK: Dawn Guard is a MYTH
hexy_lexy: WHAT IS THIS
The_Voices: dawn guard is not REAL!
KeytarCat: HUH
TStodden: Who thought lowriding busses were were a good idea?
NotCainNorAbel: sir sir, wee obey the lays of physics here...or not
Loonatic93: One part "Project Cars"... One part "Carmageddon."
wynternyghtynggale: dawn guard is a lie
RandomTrivia: James and Serge have phased out of existence?!
Capt_clown: PHANTOM BUS!
mr_yarget: Was that the rapture?
SnowBuddy18: you're getting bussed
Talin06: it is still dark so dawn guard is but a dream
NathanJay_GA: "Does Dawn Guard just not exist?" Boom roasted!
wynternyghtynggale: very auspicious
KeytarCat: I've never been awake for Dawn Gaurd, can't say whether it really exists
RandomTrivia: I'm sorry to the Mods and to Cori for having to sift through so many clips of this :D
chrono2x: Can you repair without the pit?
The_Voices: james and surge are late for their shift!
gualdhar: Dawn Guard was a figment of our collective COVID dreams
Rentok: Can we make it to the pit?
cuttlefishman: Are there no pits on this map?
Loonatic93: Is there a Fifth gear?
Capt_clown: What about pendulums?
chrono2x: Hello Honda
Aenir798: There aren't pits, there's "pit" singular
KeytarCat: Is stereo flipped for me?
SmithKurosaki: That honda is toooo agressive
adamjford: well at least you got turned around the right way
pn55: Hey you're round my way again!
KeytarCat: I'm on speakers, so you think I would have noticedf
Dog_of_Myth: Wut did I come into?
Lord_ZYRK: There are pendulums, but Ian's trying to take the turns "properly"
wedge_x: Speed Racer (2008)
RandomTrivia: @Dog_of_Myth Turns out the Bus AI from LRRMans is just as aggressive everywhere else
chrono2x: @Dog_of_Myth Driving through Tokyo with some very crazy drivers around us
SnackPak_: rip truck
TacitusVigil: Mirage Guard
RandomTrivia: LUL
chrono2x: hahahaha
spicyFerret_: f
SmithKurosaki: Dog: Ian getting bullied while attempting to Initial D in Tokyo while Zeta eats the road and Dawn Guard phases in and out of reality
chrono2x: You murdered that truck
Aenir798: oh god here comes Zeta
wynternyghtynggale: zeta is real but dawn guard isnt
Capt_clown: Ghost Bus!
Dog_of_Myth: I have sooo many questions now.....
hexy_lexy: truck guard
Aenir798: Zeta is aggressive AF
NotCainNorAbel: that's zeta on you
TacitusVigil: So does that mean James was never real at all?
SmithKurosaki: Zeta NO
Despoiler98: FLAWLESS
Dog_of_Myth: I think I've seen this anime.....
adamjford: Has any of us actually seen Dawn Guard? Are you sure? Are. you. /SURE/?
hexy_lexy: lrrFINE
wynternyghtynggale: bus wants to turn ian into an isakei
NotCainNorAbel: front of the car
Aenir798: Your headlights are on the back of a truck a few kilometers back
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A couple kilometers back up the road.
spicyFerret_: Zeta said die.
NeoSilverThorn: Your headlights got left in Shinjuku.
JAGxTERRA: What up lrr chat?
Capt_clown: Your headlights are back about 5 miles down the road
Dog_of_Myth: About 5 mins ago....
RandomTrivia: Hello there JAGxTERRA! Welcome to wonderful benginChaos !
Despoiler98: omg look at Zeta just grinding
NotCainNorAbel: Zeta coming for you
SnackPak_: now to never let zeta catch up
Rentok: I believe Ian can pull this wreck into the pit.
TacitusVigil: [Zeta watches you pass, narrows eyes]
Despoiler98: LOL
RandomTrivia: Welp
SmithKurosaki: Welp
KeytarCat: HUH
Twilight_Spark: They say overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
A_Dub888: At least Zeta didn't kill you
cuttlefishman: Is that... your transmission?
Boon_33: target fixation on that truck
Loonatic93: I am starting to have doubts about the validity of this game's physics engine.
Despoiler98: NOW its ok
RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 *yet
chrono2x: remove damage, this is a very long race without a pit
chrono2x: ?
KeytarCat: Ian, what song were you talking about earlier?
cuttlefishman: Can you put on stickie tires
TacitusVigil: Can we make a mod for Desert Bus where the bus gives off sparks during Zeta, please?
cuttlefishman: would that help
Lord_ZYRK: KeytarCat do you mean
SquareDotCube: immersion ruined, no rush hour
KeytarCat: yes! I was cooking when he said it and my phone didn't understand what I asked for
wynternyghtynggale: i cant wait to watch sunrises over the ocean again <3
RandomTrivia: cuttlefishman makes a good point... Are you on slicks?
hexy_lexy: hey chat, guess what?! youre STILL loved beyond what words can express!!!
wynternyghtynggale: @hexy_lexy no you!
KeytarCat: @Lord_ZYRK AsexualPride
RandomTrivia: Last time you had no grip, it turned out you had slicks in the rain LUL
hexy_lexy: @wynternyghtynggale NO U MORE
Boon_33: This highway is so pretty, anyone else getting the urge to make children pilot mecha?
TStodden: Are we actually going for 11h 46m?
cuttlefishman: Are minis... any good at drifting?
cuttlefishman: Wouldn't the be too light?
RandomTrivia: Too light, most of the weight (and drive) at the front
Aenir798: We're driving until PPR starts and they kick us out
wynternyghtynggale: chat should i be bad and have another brick of homemade ricekrispy treats?
hexy_lexy: @Aenir798 god, i wish
Juliamon: wynternyghtynggale always
Despoiler98: what the fuck was that
SquareDotCube: great at fishtailing though!
asthanius: invisible traffic
Despoiler98: great invisible walls THANKS GAME
hexy_lexy: this kind of content is exactly what i needed today
TStodden: Hmm... crunchy...
Despoiler98: BUS PLEASE
Lord_ZYRK: I hate Phantom Race Man
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: Bus is coming
Capt_clown: partion just jumped right out in front of you
Aenir798: Don't worry it looks like dawn guard
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP bus?
asthanius: BUS IS COMING
wynternyghtynggale: wait its dawn guard its not real
SquareDotCube: oh it's dawnguard
Despoiler98: BUS IS COMING
ritchards: it's just Dawn Guard
SquareDotCube: so it's ghostbuss
A_Dub888: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
Capt_clown: It's ok, it's ghost bus
Aenir798: Ghostbus
TStodden: but is it? IS IT?
hexy_lexy: 1 way to find out :P
wynternyghtynggale: mine oclock?
asthanius: I think your clock's a little fast
TacitusVigil: [Ian ages 100 times faster]
spicyFerret_: [Insert Vengabus - Cori Mix here]
SmithKurosaki: Its just dawnguard, it doesnt exist
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
LRRbot: Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the Venga Bus.
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
RandomTrivia: "Doing this by the book, seconds could feel like minutes"
Capt_clown: ghost 👻 bus 🚌
SmithKurosaki: Does Ian see dead busses?
hexy_lexy: @spicyFerret_ [adam voice] ITS COMING
Despoiler98: Zeta is looking rough
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
hossdelux: I jsut realized this car LHD
Aenir798: @hexy_lexy [adam voice] DO SOMETHING!
asthanius: smooth as butter
KeytarCat: That was almost shockingly clean
Capt_clown: lrrFINE
spicyFerret_: Imagine doing this in an F1 car. Couldnt be me.
NeoSilverThorn: Eh. Maybe an LMP1, @spicyFerret_ , but not one of the F1s.
asthanius: I thought going Back to the Pit was James's thing?
Anexmedia: I should have had a Devli Z joke prepped for this
wynternyghtynggale: bus coming
TheDailyMapleSyrup: drive the bus
bosku: darn bus gotta get out of zeta shift
SandwichKed: This feels like I-90 northbound into Chicago.
bosku: shift zeta gear? -shrug-
TStodden is fairly certain that Beej is driving the Zeta Bus...
spicyFerret_: I've run 2012 Williamses round this... in the rain.
Jelkimantis: A driving game, but you just get to drive around cities with no expectations...
Anexmedia: When does Morohoshi-san just swoop in and destroy us?
asthanius: *to the tune of Panama* Haneda
SmithKurosaki: Nice
kenohki2: I'm wave as you pass by my place Ian lrrSPOT
hexy_lexy: angy car
wynternyghtynggale: zeta again
Twilight_Spark: What Hondas aren't angry, on the inside?
RandomTrivia: Less Van Halen, more like Bus Halen today lrrBEEJ
Anexmedia: It's all that VTEC
korvys: What are we driving now?
Molladia: Ian's driving the rover Mini?
hexy_lexy: @RandomTrivia boo!
RandomTrivia: Driving a 944 at the moment
asthanius: oh god
RandomTrivia: That was surreal
TStodden: Is that a Yellow Flag on the course (popping in the upper-left)?
spicyFerret_: ok, but Nissans are angier. It's all the bees.
RandomTrivia: @TStodden Don't even worry about it (yes)
Anexmedia: @spicyFerret_ 25 rBees?
Rentok: Go directly to pit, do not pass Zeta, do not collect a Dawn Guard hitbox.
asthanius: Pit Maneuver!
Capt_clown: RESET!
RandomTrivia: Oof, that squeal
Molladia: Where are we?
asthanius: Tokyo
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RandomTrivia: About 5 minutes ago
NotCainNorAbel: about 5 minutes ago
hossdelux: LUL
OmnipotentTrevor: appreciate the callback
until_may: Ian, you should try euro truck simulator lol
RandomTrivia: Night fell with a particularly loud *THUNK* there
KeytarCat: I have soft plans to study abroad in Japan when travel opens up, but I'm also really close to graduating without it
Twilight_Spark: The spontaneous en-nightening.
Rentok: I'd like to see Ian play Cross Country Canada
RandomTrivia: I would LOVE to watch Ian Plays Euro Truck Sim
asthanius: @Rentok Wasn't that just Road Quest?
SquareDotCube: you know, this has me wondering just how much of the non-track roads are complete
until_may: Ian looks like we have a plan then! haha
MegrimTV: it has a 20 hour learn how to alley dock tutorial :p
RandomTrivia: I propose a new series: "Is this Your Car?"
until_may: @RandomTrivia nah it needs to be called YORI?!
KeytarCat: That's a good point, but I need the language requirement I'd get from it to graduate. My worry is that the uni with kick me out before I'm actually done
hossdelux: bus be going 190
HundreydAundre: Ow. -That Yellow Bus.
Rentok: Zeta might be less of a problem if it was programmed with the Desert Bus' limited speed capacity
asthanius: boooo
RandomTrivia: IAN
HundreydAundre: That could be... anywhere???
SquareDotCube: I know we don't have much weight but what are the chances we get one of the buses wedged sideways for some major chaos?
Field94: Oh Bus...
RandomTrivia: LUL The spark fountain is such a wonderful sight, EVERY time
Twilight_Spark: Increasing @SquareDotCube
Loonatic93: An angry Tohru Honda.
Molladia: Ian your brake and accelerator control has improved so much since I last saw you driving.
RandomTrivia: Ooh, almost got away with that
HundreydAundre: Underground Dragsters bullying Public Transit
spicyFerret_: Consider: the 24h of Tokyo
RandomTrivia: It still impresses me how well the buses manage to drift
RandomTrivia: Might be something to do with the grinding
NeoSilverThorn: @SquareDotCube Zeta is heavy enough to make pushing it difficult, and because Dawn Guard lacks a hitbox it can't be pushed at all. At least, that's what my experience with Assetto Corsa tells me.
Aenir798: You do not overtake Zeta. Zeta permits you to pass.
RandomTrivia: Smooth
spicyFerret_: I have a ver that works in Race, but I dont recll how many cars it supports
RandomTrivia: *boop*
korvys: Ian, why'd you leave your busted mini on the track?
SnackPak_: Zeta!
hexy_lexy: im not a big fan of asahi, tbh
RandomTrivia: ZETA!
Aenir798: LUL Dawn Guard
RandomTrivia: WAAAAH
RandomTrivia: \o/
chrono2x: hahahaha
SmithKurosaki: RAMP
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: FLIP
Aenir798: 10/10 on that jump
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: \o/
lemmel: FBtouchdown
wedge_x: YEET
Nicarrow: ok this game looks sweet
hexy_lexy: alternate between L and R
Aenir798: Ian, which is closer to Tokyo traffic, this or Initial D?
hexy_lexy: @Nicarrow YOU look sweet!!!!!
RandomTrivia: A self-fulfilling bridge prophecy?
Boon_33: and here I thought rainbow bridge wouldn't have guardrails.
SquareDotCube: I'm sure a Honda launching itself off your car is also excessive
SnackPak_: and never look back
RandomTrivia: The 944 is conveniently shaped like a ramp
Twilight_Spark: The PITS the PITS
corefluxx: MAKE WAY FOR ZETA!
Scarbble: zeta bus is not having a good day
RandomTrivia: Zeta functioning within normal parameters I see
SquareDotCube: When is Zeta *not* having a bad time
asthanius: bounce a quarter off that rear bumper
hexy_lexy: Zeta is... a time
RandomTrivia: Did Zeta just use that truck as a green shell?!
MegrimTV: is zeta... intentional?
asthanius: never is
SnackPak_: nice!
RandomTrivia: Smooth!
CorruptDropbear: Zeta on fire in the background
NeoSilverThorn: Yeah, methinks giving Zeta space is a good plan.
Anaerin: Isn't there a speed limit on this road? And aren't the Tokyo police notorious for tracking down and arresting speeders?
HundreydAundre: Ya did it. You even caught up with the mini!
SquareDotCube: ghost bus
spicyFerret_: Zeta is as Zeta does.
NeoSilverThorn: @Anaerin Not in this reality.
derritter42: What is this game?
RandomTrivia: It's called Assetto Corsa
Anaerin: @derritter42 Asseto Corsa
NeoSilverThorn: Assetto Corsa
RandomTrivia: This is a route that has been modded in
SquareDotCube: speaking of which we've not seen Alpha Flight or Night Watch
korvys: He's drifting, leave him alone
derritter42: Yeah, I mean, what's the objective or is it just a driving sim?
RandomTrivia: It's primarily a racing sim
Anaerin: @derritter42 It's a very simulation-y driving sim.
RandomTrivia: That was tense.... and un-clench
derritter42: Who is he racing?
derritter42: It seems quite good :)
dweebert91: You put your life in Zeta's hands there
RandomTrivia: Some AI drivers who are really quite aggressive
HundreydAundre: Time. The opponent in any given drive is time.
derritter42: Cool, thanks
Anaerin: This perspective makes that steering wheel appear real LORGE. Are you driving a truck?
SquareDotCube: goin' to Tokyo
RandomTrivia: I would watch the hell out of "Ian drives in the style of Bob Ross"...... actually, that's what this is, isn't it
Aenir798: Ian are we almost at Akihabara? I want to buy weeb stuff!
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RandomTrivia: @Aenir798 We can drop you off and come back in 2 day/night cycles
NathanJay_GA: wise
hd_dabnado: thats a good quote, never follow zeta
JuniperSkunktaur: dawn guard getting towed
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
CorruptDropbear: ZETA WHY
RandomTrivia: A bus on fire? Oh what a surprise, it's Zeta LUL
BloodnBullets: it appeard to be missing a wheel
Anaerin: That bus appears to be missing it's rear axle...
SquareDotCube: zeta gonna die
Aenir798: Zeta just smokin hot
LordZarano: Assetto Corsa, and several DLC, are currently in a Humble Bundle. For the next 16 hours.
JuniperSkunktaur: what's the goal here?
RandomTrivia: It doesn't, however, seem to care
JuniperSkunktaur: I can tell you're having a good time :D
RandomTrivia: We're certainly having a good time. I would venture that Ian is also doing so.
spicyFerret_: don't get murdered by the beejbus
BloodnBullets: is this solo or are other people driving?
JuniperSkunktaur: is this multiplayer?
Anaerin: Okay, it seems all the busses have collapsed rear suspension.
derritter42: that was smooth
RandomTrivia: All other drivers are AI
Aenir798: The other cars are all AI
Anaerin: @JuniperSkunktaur It can be, but in this case it's not.
CorruptDropbear: don't read and drive
HundreydAundre: Highlight reel clutching. (But how would we know if you clutch the reel?)
RandomTrivia: Oh that truck *DIED*
SquareDotCube: those cabs are made of paper
JuniperSkunktaur: so you're just rice racing around tokyo for fun? neat :D
RandomTrivia: ZETA NO!
CorruptDropbear: just made zeta run into a truck again
BloodnBullets: so im gathering that the zeta bus is just meant to be missing wheels...
DigitalSeahorse: GANT GANT?
JuniperSkunktaur: it's a valid pasttime!
RandomTrivia: WURTH
NathanJay_GA: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
derritter42: Are there more maps?
JuniperSkunktaur: i love all the billboards and stuff
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RandomTrivia: This mod seemed to have 6 or 7 maps I think?
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JuniperSkunktaur: are parts of the course closed randomly, or because they're not implemented?
derritter42: Is it an accurate reconstruction, as in, to scale?
RandomTrivia: Someone must have built the Italian Riviera, that would be nice
spicyFerret_: I still gotta snag the Deep Forest mod
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
derritter42: If it is, that's preeetty cool
SnowBuddy18: that was a time
Slurpee_E: I took a bus tour from Osaka to Kyoto and the 2 lane highways gave me anxiety. I had to avoid looking out the window.
HundreydAundre: What if Ian is just a Desert Bus Trainer in this game before Desert Bus comes and then goes ever soaringly?
JuniperSkunktaur: a Road Quest mod would be amazing
saiarcot895: that bus drove through you
RandomTrivia: Monorail!
derritter42: Uuhhh Road Quest mod
HundreydAundre: Future Me: But the bus don't fly!
SquareDotCube: "rapid"
Juliamon: saiarcot895 yeah there's a couple ghost vehicles
chrono2x: That would be so long
spicyFerret_: I'm just waiting for Zeta
JuniperSkunktaur: or yes, an actual Las Vegas to Tuscon map
DigitalSeahorse: to finish the trip plus the editing
derritter42: With terrible roads and all
NeoSilverThorn: Well. I need to go make dinner. Later, all.
chrono2x: Uh oh, oncoming Zeta
Anaerin: Vegas to Tuscon would be easy, just import from American Truck Driver. :D
hexy_lexy: let there be light!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Moon base mod but you are a match box car
RandomTrivia: Streetlights! People! Living just to find emotion!
CorruptDropbear: Miiiight need to go to a pitstop
derritter42: Dusty air included in Gandalf
Aenir798: Quick, check the map!
RandomTrivia: The Zeta pyrotechnic display is still in full swing, of course
IbunWest: You want to have at least one eye on Zeta at all times
Zu_o: What kind of band is "The ominous flashes of Zeta"?
SmithKurosaki: oh lawd zeta comin?
JuniperSkunktaur: do not take your eyes off of Zeta
RandomTrivia: @Zu_o Sounds like some kind of postmodern lofi type thing
Anaerin: @Zu_o It's an Electric Light Orchestra cover band.
CorruptDropbear: ZETA
JuniperSkunktaur: bonus zeta
IbunWest: Classic Zeta
oyleslyck: Zeta gave no effs
HundreydAundre: Aw, sheet! ZETA!
RandomTrivia: Thanks Zeta
cuzuki: thanks zeta
SnackPak_: so rude
TheManOfX: brace brace brace
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Aenir798: oh no
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
CorruptDropbear: got slammed by zeta
hexy_lexy: oh no!
chrono2x: Thanks for the stream!
saiarcot895: ouch
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWW
SmithKurosaki: Feel better Ian!
derritter42: :(
The_Voices: ian look after yourself!!!
derritter42: Thanks for the stream
JuniperSkunktaur: ian get well :)
RandomTrivia: Do a self-care!
Aenir798: Take care of yourself Ian!
derritter42: That game seems sweet
hexy_lexy: take care of yourself, ian!
RandomTrivia: This was GREAT
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks for the bonus stream lrrIAN !
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
ritchards: lrrHEART
derritter42: Please, do it again :)
RandomTrivia: We will absolutely watch more
Juliamon: Thank you for streaming at all!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK
hexy_lexy: thank you for the stream! <3
Texan_Reverend: This was a blast, Ian!
Simonark: Elevate your foot and feel better soon!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS tootJacob lrrARROW
Texan_Reverend: Thanks, and have a great evening.
hexy_lexy: @ihorner these assetto corsa streams are always a delight and a treat
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Good night
RandomTrivia looks awkwardly at 17 clips from this stream...
HundreydAundre: Oh, this is the rig you've worked on in between TTSF streams?
RandomTrivia: PPR benginHype
ritchards: !next
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derritter42: Wooo Strixhaven!
Texan_Reverend: @hundreydaundre Yes, indeed.
hexy_lexy: hooray for not racist magic school!
ritchards: !schedule
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LordZarano: Assetto Corsa, and several DLC, are in a Humble Bundle currently. For the next 15 hours 45.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ritchards: @LordZarano Thanks for that!!
ritchards: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: Let's NOPE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP