TheMerricat: Afternoon chat, ready to haul some more loads?
NightValien28: what up TheMerricat keep on keeping on
beowuuf: yay, horse deading and can't draw strands, the perfect one - two punch for the evening
TheMerricat: I'm so happy that we've got Paul playing Death Stranding and Cori and Cam doing Control at the same time. It feels like Christmas without the wet annoying slush.
beowuuf: lol
beowuuf: I'm glad Cori and Cam's playthrough reminded me I hadn't seen Paul's playthrough after the first epsiode!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: also Hello everybody
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: it's time for Episode 9: Rise of the death Standers
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Alahmnat: woo, PiF time!
CAKHost: Yay, more walking with ghosts and Paul!
CAKHost: (And running, driving and throwing, etc)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sam has many skills
TXC2: skills that make him a nightmare
GapFiller: Sam is truly a Renaissance Man for the post apocalypse
beowuuf: same has a particular set of skeletons
CAKHost: @TXC2 I nightmare for packages like us? Wait...
nullvoid8: so long as we're not walking with Ghost Paul
CAKHost: *a
GapFiller: Paul WAS often typecast as the dead body back in the day
X_modem: Welcome Sam Porter Bridges.
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: if you want aconvincing dead person, paul, if you want a sassy unconvincing dead person, kathleen, if you want a dead person who thinks they are alive, james
Earthenone: @GapFiller i applaud the (probobly unintentional) use of POST apocalypse
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
Max_Mckayful: And, lo, was it forward played
Lord_ZYRK: BabyRage
BusTed: 🤔
beowuuf: seabatGENIUS
TXC2: Hello Paul
Lord_ZYRK: authThink
GazzyInferno: :|
NightValien28: it is short for bridge baby right?
GapFiller: good aevening Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TXC2: NightValien28 yeap
TXC2: yes, the wonderdul, claming PPR Kappa
nullvoid8: @NightValien28 correct
X_modem: It's short for Baby Baby in tribute of the Amy Grant song...
TheMerricat: Gotta go fast!
Lord_ZYRK: Those rocks were working with the terrorists
beowuuf: txc2: thatnks to the work of mods such as yourself, even the twich vod isn't that much of a fire, and the PPR on youtube itself is great :)
TXC2: beowuuf thanks lrrHEART
beowuuf: np :)
Genie_M: Nope, she said her real name
CAKHost: Oh right the Actual ghost baby
TheMerricat: I do long for the day that video games are sufficiently advanced enough that running into a rock simply means you have a bumpy ride vs. stopping immediately.
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LordZarano: and we found out that connecting places was maybe making things worse, but the mountain place can probably fix it
CAKHost: Does Actual Ghost Baby have a name? I feel they should have a name.
CAKHost: If they aren't a BB
Jon_in_Wherever: Casper?
CAKHost: (Then again BB should also have a name)
beowuuf: ah, the shower had two settings - death (by hot water) and stranding (in the frozen wastelands)
Mysticman89: always shower, always poop, always pee, as 3 seperate endeavours. Some people combine them all with the shower and they know who they are and what they did.
NicktheNameless: What chapter are we up to?
NightValien28: I think intelligent homes do that
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe that big metal strip is a touch sensor for temp control. . . or maybe they weren't worried about ot
TXC2: NicktheNameless 4 I think
beowuuf: chapter....five?
nullvoid8: @Mysticman89 I want to know what they did with all that spare time
beowuuf: could be four
NicktheNameless: Nice
Lord_ZYRK: Think about how strong those grenades would be, though
nullvoid8: yeah, episode 5: Mama
CAKHost: You fool! Don't mix the No0 with the No1!
CAKHost: Do you want this whole place to go?!
Lord_ZYRK: Breakfast of champions
LordZarano: Thermostat shower valves are very nice, and don't need any sort of power supply
TheMerricat: So there is one 'game feature' that we've not engaged with regularly in our personal room that could cause 'additional content' in the form of dreams later on, should i mention it or treat it as a spoiler?
TXC2: that WAS how I used to start the day, then again I had a problem :p
Genie_M: cryptobiotes
Mysticman89: relatable
NeoSilverThorn: ^
NicktheNameless: Nice dark Porter to start the morning
GazzyInferno: he eats bugs
Tom_Bruise: all he needs to do to make it a proper meal is to pour the beer into a glass, dump in a shot of whiskey and crack an egg into the glass
Max_Mckayful: Carb loading - dude does go on crazy hikes
Alahmnat: liquid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
LordZarano: and weird bugs
CAKHost: But they refresh is blood? Isn't that just more liquid?
Alephred: Maybe they're delicious.
Mysticman89: gulp it down like a pill
Alephred: They look like the have the texture of gummy bears.
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X_modem: A cryptobiot a day keeps the timefall away.
lirazel64: Check on BB is an option?
nullvoid8: what backpack stuff do we have unlocked?
Didero: Have you hugged your baby today?
Didero: Also, good evening!
CAKHost: Now I'm remembering people eat termite queens....
TXC2: Tom_Bruise ok, we're not 1800's Arctic explorers :p
beowuuf: hey didero sergeHi
LordZarano: I'm surprised he doesn't eat Doritos™
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
BusTed: Raking in the likes.
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 or 21st century dock workers in Baltimore
Lord_ZYRK: CAKHost it reminds me more of a witchetty grub
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
TXC2: LordZarano Kojima has SOME standards :p
CAKHost: Not against termite queen eating. Just don't let me see you doing it
TXC2: Tom_Bruise :D
Lord_ZYRK: Daily dose of Mads
Genie_M: i like the "modem dial" sound when they connect up
Didero: It's kind of weird to me that he's just straight up Mads Mikkelsen in this game
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X_modem: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BBs..
beowuuf: i have a mental image of BB's being fired out like chaff :(
HundreydAundre: HA! He said it! HE said the name!!
Lord_ZYRK: Manhattan Project II: BB's Revenge
Genie_M: the problems of the history start to rise up
aWabbajack: lrrPAUL awabbaCheeseBB
GazzyInferno: Kojima just loves blowing up Manhattan
Scy_Anide: It's fine, we're used to it.
TheMerricat: Vice President Strand?
Tom_Bruise: we spent so much time asking whether or not we could make ghost-sensing babies we forgot to ask whether or not we should
Genie_M: well it blew up in their face
ContingentCat: yup
beowuuf: so, i'm losing track, is it the turn of the separatists to destroy the reseach now? :p
TXC2: "ejecta" Gods why is that word so bad sounding :p
TheMerricat: I think the order is, they invented tech, the tech blew up in their face, they tried to cover up it ever existed, then the terrorists started using it, and then we 'rediscovered' it.
KV1NN4: sounds about wight
Lord_ZYRK: It's the American government. Morality goes right out the window the second you say "terrorists"
Catmorton6: Helloooo! Which are you on? :D
Catmorton6: which episode*
beowuuf: episode 5 mama
Catmorton6: niiiice
TXC2: the same Personal touch
beowuuf: rounds numbers are good
Genie_M: and you can slam like for 9 seconds
NeoSilverThorn: "Master Transporter." You can now give orders to Jason Statham.
aWabbajack: you can have more friends
TheMerricat: Bridge Links ~= how many people you are 'connected to' in the real world for stuff in your game world.
Genie_M: you can drop "please fix these" on the internets
PsychoI3oy: um
Genie_M: yes, but it's safe now
Alahmnat: sorry what?
beowuuf: uuuuuh
aWabbajack: high tech
GazzyInferno: Strand contracts is working with other players online, like a general who you've been in contact with via your structures
NightValien28: hhhhmmmmmmm
Tom_Bruise: oh good, ANOTHER bomb we have to deliver without asking any questions beforehand. WCGW
nullvoid8: yeah, just your standard AM Bomb lrrFINE
Sarah_Margaret: Anti-matter bomb delivery? sounds safe
NeoSilverThorn: Um.
greeencoatmtg: Oh this mission
x0den: at least they're honest
TXC2: if we have Anti-matter why the fuck are we still dealing with nukes? :p
Mister_BlueSky: It's a solution to ALL problems within a certain radius.
Alephred: What can't antimatter fix?
GazzyInferno: fight fire with anti-fire!
Mysticman89: yeah avoiding impact with antimatter is wise
beowuuf: no no, it's our aunty's bomb cake, made of matter, that's all...
Genie_M: and you're going through a mountain area
Tom_Bruise: "Ours is not to make reply, ours is not to reason why" is NOT the admirable trait you think it is, game
Master_Gunner: sure, just going to send a WMD through the mail.
NeoSilverThorn: Welp, *shit*. It's the Magical Nitro from Castlevania 64 all over again.
beowuuf: the ever increasing hole in our universe of matter, alephred? :p
TheMerricat: Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
beowuuf: i have two robots, can we use up one of those to make a better case?
Genie_M: no.
ContingentCat: This seems like a bad idea
BusTed: Maybe you invest in a good case for an antimatter bomb.
PsychoI3oy: or perhaps several cases
Alahmnat: I'm actually impressed that an antimatter bomb only weighs as much as four containers of underwear
Didero: Wait, I looked away for a sec, and Sam is suddenly carrying an antimatter bomb?
Aenir798: But Sam will be fine. He can't die, remember?
beowuuf: i just made a road from nothing, maybe we can use that tech to make a better case?
Mysticman89: well, you wont have a problem anymore. anyone alive still probably will
nullvoid8: translation: hard gameover if you fail this one
Fanklok: "Hey there's all this junk coming from under ground so we're going to remove it from existence"
TXC2: also, how did someone make enough Antimatter to even make a bomb?
Tom_Bruise: surely someone can scrounge a large enough cardboard box, that's at least something
TheMerricat: @Didero they figured we did so well delivering that nuke that they'd up the ante and try for an antimatter bomb
Max_Mckayful: Bomb not meant for travel? What was it designed for then? Clean the house at home?
Alephred: I think Sam returns to his body when he returns, so being annihilated by antimatter may still be a problem.
X_modem: You are my kind of people @neosilverthorn for pulling out that reference out of nowhere.
beowuuf: didero: you're basically where we are, just we blinked instead of looked away :p
Caldurin: I wonder if they can chiral print antimatter
PsychoI3oy: 17 nested pelican cases
Didero: @TheMerricat Ah, the old keep promoting somebody until they fail approach
Genie_M: isn't the 80kg XL antimatter bomb enough?
ContingentCat: or do e have a big minion lunchbox and some meat?
Mysticman89: when transporting an antimatter bomb, getting distracted with side deliveries seems ambitious
TheMerricat: Chat, So random fact that I don't know if we've been told in game or not yet, but BT's are suppose to be made of anti-matter, the voidouts are the anti-matter explosions that happen when they come into contact with matter.
NeoSilverThorn: @X_modem Glad someone else knows about that.
TXC2: TheMerricat neat
Mister_BlueSky: Falling, I imagine.
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat I thought they were analogous to AM. That was my interpretation anyway
Didero: But isn't air matter too? So how can the ghosts float around without exploding?
Caldurin: TheMerricat so we have a bomb made from ghosts?
X_modem: I still see the gears in my nightmares @neosilverthorn
Genie_M: I never managed to upgrade these roads enough
Alephred: More like ghosts made of bombs.
aWabbajack: remember to keep on keeping on
nullvoid8: @Didero they're not actually in this universe until they touch a dead body
tcberner: !uptime
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Tom_Bruise: @Didero don't question Kojima Science; it's meant to prove a point while being entirely half-baked
NeoSilverThorn: @X_modem Pretty sure that's true of all of us who've played it.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Didero: @nullvoid8 That both makes sense and no sense at all, which seems par for the course for this game :p
nullvoid8: @Didero a Kojima experience is being had by all
niccus: it's only 7% exploded, you're fine
Aenir798: Stay on the path at least
TheMerricat: Sounds like a job for DEFENSE TRUCK! :P
Genie_M: well, until it goes boom, you're fine
Alephred: Fun fact: the one facility on Earth IRL that can produce anti-protons has only made enough, total, to warm a cup of coffee.
nullvoid8: floating carrier is a smoother ride
Alephred: Because it's very hard to make anti-matter.
PsychoI3oy: alephred, that seems like a good ammount
TheMerricat: I'm OK with that @Alephred
Caldurin: That's an expensive coffee warmer
mcbiscuitsss: speed move
TXC2: do we make anti-matter, or just capture it?
Alephred: We make it.
Alephred: Unless you're talking about in-game.
TXC2: Alephred no I meant IRL
nullvoid8: the big cheat would be to abandon this mission, set up zip lines, then restart the mission
Genie_M: nope
Mysticman89: I can imnagine someone making a youtube video "I WARM a COFFEE with ANTIMATTER!!!"
Tom_Bruise: We make it, and then we put in little boxes to give as presents for when the Extra-Terrestial arrive
TheMerricat: "wild" anti-matter pretty much self-detonates
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
BusTed: rayfkWelp
niccus: *thumbs up*
PsychoI3oy: oh, wow
BusTed: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Mysticman89: mistakes were made
Sarah_Margaret: BOOM
Lord_ZYRK: Whoopsie doodle
beowuuf: oops
Max_Mckayful: LUL
ContingentCat: whoops
NightValien28: booooom
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Genie_M: as we said - until it goes boom
aWabbajack: feliciaBoom
NeoSilverThorn: Well.
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, it appears you have fucked all the shit"
girlofthedragon: Welp!
PsychoI3oy: we accidentally the whole game
X_modem: Terrorist don't care.
GazzyInferno: i guess that's something that permanantly kills a repatriate
Sarah_Margaret: Well you tried
Alephred: Package arrive damaged, would not recommend.
CAKHost: You need a billboard saying "I have a bomb! Ignore me!"
Mysticman89: slow and steady seems solid
TheMerricat: Would using a truck be safer?
Aenir798: Use truck?
Genie_M: go around?
nullvoid8: floating carrier? and walk around them
Scy_Anide: I had a lot of fun doing this one.
ContingentCat: the scenic route is is
Sarah_Margaret: Probably have to look at the senic route
Genie_M: there are many different routes, choose your method
Genie_M: i love the floaty carrier
Mister_BlueSky: It was about this time in my playthrough that I stopped doing the story and just made ALL the roads.
TXC2: time to Tenser's floating disc this
Scy_Anide: Being able to tilt the map helps a lot for planning around hills and cliffs too.
letfireraindown: I clipped it
letfireraindown: that's going up
nullvoid8: it is
nullvoid8: also, an empty carrier doubles as a skateboard
alloyshaman: will we see more of you after this playthrough?
LordZarano: That's why people used to use canals for transporting fine pottery
LordZarano: very smooth
Genie_M: drop it down
nullvoid8: if you offload it, it activates
Genie_M: just drop it down it opens
Genie_M: attach and go
TheMerricat: Can you us a floating carrier and tie it to a bike or is it purely walking?
Mangledpixel: wait, a WHAT NOW?
PsychoI3oy: don't mind me, just taking my bomb out for a walk
Genie_M: yes, surprisingly so
Mysticman89: aw, it's a little antimatter puppy
Caldurin: ok that is adorable
TXC2: so it's a sled?
Didero: Can you not attach it to you like this and then ride your bike?
aWabbajack: can only walk with carrier
Alephred: Name him Tom Bombadil.
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying awabbaCheeseBB
Genie_M: it can carry a surprising amount
nullvoid8: floating carriers on ladders just work TM
nullvoid8: iirc
TheMerricat: BB's happy we are dragging an AM bomb....
Didero: Is it smart and possible to bring enough material for an emergency bridge?
Genie_M: sadly, no
Tom_Bruise: oh that's a sure-fire way of causing the thing to hypexplode
nullvoid8: you do not get to drive that :(
Mangledpixel: BIG truck
Alahmnat: yeah why can't we use *that* to carry the very sensitive BOMB?
Didero: THIS is why games need modding
Alephred: This baby can carry so much anti-matter.
Genie_M: there's a bomb coming after you!
Alephred: *slaps roof, explosion*
TheMerricat: @Didero base bridge cost is 800 metal and a PPC. So yes, but....
Genie_M: down a hillside yeah
nullvoid8: skateboard carrier is super sweet
beowuuf: and that was the second time i died
Mysticman89: please don't skateboard on an antimatter bomb
Didero: That's some high-tech sledding
Genie_M: but for snowboarding it's great
Tom_Bruise: We've finallly found it; we've found the toboggan
Alahmnat: doing *anything* with an antimatter bomb seems like a bad idea, if we're being honest
ContingentCat: it'll be fine
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
beowuuf: no probably about it, it is definitely the best idea!
Didero: "Does the floating carrier float?" is a good quote
Genie_M: it's the most smooth way to carry things - as long as you don't fall off a cliffside
X_modem: Hoverboards can't work on water you have to have powa!
BusTed: Unless you have power!
ContingentCat: they should have put it in a better case if they cared about that
beowuuf: you can either have a damp bomb, or you can have no moisture existing in the smoking crater of the surroundings, your choice
Alahmnat: "as long as it's sunny" *thunderclap*
beowuuf: i was going to say they coul have picked a better transport mthod, but sam is the master transporter, so....
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Your legs run off your battery I think
nullvoid8: yes, but the recharge rate is barely worth mentioning
Genie_M: push it when the return wave comes
Genie_M: yeah
Aenir798: It was negated with the first scan you did
Genie_M: it goes over you, then returns a bit later - that's when you have to hit it
Mister_BlueSky: The timing is weird, never quite got the hang of it.
nullvoid8: did you see the orange glow run away on the ground? you have to ping just as the response cames back
saucemaster5000: maybe they'll let you hitch a ride
CptVladTepes: Are they blind or what?
Didero: Paul "Stealth Expert" Saunders
TheMerricat: So this is the one ( lrrBEEJ ) thing I find unrealistic about Death Stranding, that there are people out there so dedicated to delivering packages, that there are an actual cult of folk who are so addicted to it that they live in compounds and live solely to steal packages to deliver...
beowuuf: maybe they just have very good scanners and can spot an antimatter bomb :p
Alephred: They're blinded by cargo addiction.
TXC2: CptVladTepes they're video game bad guys, so yes
Jon_in_Wherever: I feel a giant ladder sticking out of the grass may also give you away.
CptVladTepes: @TXC2 yeah, I suppose, he was walking like a duck, so they could not see him
Alahmnat: uh oh
Mister_BlueSky: feliciaBoom incoming?
PsychoI3oy: so about that bola gun...
Alahmnat: you'd think they'd decide to stay away from you when their scans ping that you're carrying a bomb
TXC2: "no body move or the bomb gets it!"
Tom_Bruise: "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
NeoSilverThorn: "Have we sent the 'we're pathetic, please don't shoot' signal yet?"
CaptainSpam: Keep running and nobody explodes?
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beowuuf: would you say it's..... the bomb?
Tom_Bruise: "Enhanced Soil" now what should I be thinking that is?
nullvoid8: at this point in the story, you have many right options for equipment
Didero: I think he said that because you skipped the lost cargo?
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TXC2: Tom_Bruise fertilizer?
CaptainSpam: This is almost Deadly Premonition-like in how Sam is talking to somebody who isn't there.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I got here late, so I may have missed it, but why are we carrying a antimatter bomb?
Mangledpixel: CaptainSpam I think he's just talking to himself
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat because we were told to?
Aenir798: Sam is talking to the BB
Aenir798: obviously
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 so dirt mixed with No. 2 grenades. Got it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 ahh, fair enough
Tom_Bruise: oh boy, we took this extremely fragile thing up a rocky hill
CptVladTepes: That detour over the rocks seemed a bit unnecessary :D
beowuuf: otherwise you haven't missed much, things don't move fast when you have a bomb to carry :p
nullvoid8: did Mama give you the handcuff upgrade?
saucemaster5000: I feel like this is a job where you could reasonably finish the the song "99 bottles of beer" while walking and no one would blame you.
TXC2: remember 40 mins ago when Paul talked about how going through the rocks was kind of a mistake? Kappa
TheMerricat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat The actual reason is that tar crater we threw the nuke into before is suddenly threatening somehow to overwhelm the city next to it so Bridges decided that maybe throwing an AM Bomb into the crater would just fix things somehow.
wench_tacular: everthing is fine!
Mysticman89: slow and steady
Genie_M: you have an antimatter bomb - you're fine
beowuuf: counterpoint: lrrFINE
Didero: @TheMerricat Just continue throwing random stuff in there until the problem is gone somehow, what could possibly go wrong
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheMerricat an explosion to fix another explosion? I think bridges is going to bring America together just fine
Tom_Bruise: Imean, what's the worst that could happen? The bomb going off? ... Yea that's pretty bad
Didero: Why did he have an antimatter bomb lying around anyway?
Mangledpixel: many ghosties, left side
CptVladTepes: this reminds me a lot stalker with the anomalies
beowuuf: now we know why he was called die hardman :p
TXC2: look, Antimatter absorbs Radiation, that's just science chat Kappa
nullvoid8: you did kinda pick the hardest route to do this mission
beowuuf: paul came here to kick ass and choose difficult routes, and he's all out of ass
TXC2: given how much we walk around, we should have fantastic lung capacity :p
TheMerricat: Why isn't canned air a thing? SUBA gear... anything?
LordZarano: In my experience snorkels are louder than normal breathing
Zaghrog: well, did we have to cross mountains and several rivers? Maybe there was a path with less of those?
Fasen_D: Are we just doing story missions, or are we also doing side missions?
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat Paul isn't there yet
satyropodobny: respiratory suppository
beowuuf: balancing some story and some side missions
TheMerricat: @Fasen_D mostly dealers choice, Paul's playing as things come up :)
TheThromborax: did he say "bomb"?
Fasen_D: Gotcha. Thanks!
Didero: @satyropodobny Now that's a cursed phrase
beowuuf: we've seen a cosplayers and the junk trader at least
Mangledpixel: TheThromborax yes. An antimatter bomb, to be precise.
TXC2: TheThromborax sure did, an Antimatter bomb
CaptainSpam: Not often you get a game... or, well, ANY piece of media using centigrams as a default unit of measure.
Didero: No better route than a straight line!
TheThromborax: oh this quest!! This quest sure is!!
TheThromborax: you can't say it isn't!
Genie_M: i went with a truck and only blew up twice
beowuuf: after the nuke sam is developing habit. I'm hoping epsiode 6 is called Intervention
TheMerricat: @TheThromborax The tar crater we threw the nuke into before is suddenly threatening somehow to overwhelm the city next to it so Bridges decided that maybe throwing an AM Bomb into the crater would just fix things somehow.
Scy_Anide: I followed the river on a trike and exploded 4-5 times.
Scy_Anide: Had single digit durability when I got there.
beowuuf: if this mission was longer we should probably have that as a bot command :p
TheThromborax: yeah, this is a different crater
PsychoI3oy: Unrelated Tar Explosion is my Cradle of Filth cover band
TheThromborax: this is Mountain Knot City
X_modem: I don't think this is the hardest route at all, I think you've made some pretty good choices paul.
beowuuf: sergeJustRight psychol3oy
Mangledpixel: tar = matter, therefore antimatter will fix it. Simple logic.
Tom_Bruise: So quick question; did you bring any container repair spray? That bomb's cage is looking pretty rusty by now
saucemaster5000: it's not anti-material matter, it just makes things matter less.
nullvoid8: I took a truck, and abandoned it at the mouth of the valley. Also, I kept to the other side of the river, no lrrSPOOP on the other side
beowuuf: and did we remember to pack the repair spray repair spray after the last time?
satyropodobny: there's no situation that couldn't be improved with a lil ol' antimatter bomb
TheMerricat: I think it's on the floater with the bomb @beowuuf :)
Genie_M: you have 2 ladders
beowuuf: yay!
Genie_M: but there could be
Didero: Time to go all the way back and build that road! Kappa
TheMerricat: Sam's frustrated.
nullvoid8: oh that is some BS. That ladder would not have impacted the road
Mister_BlueSky: It's a weird road.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's probably bridging the ravine above you.
beowuuf: game just wants us to blow up :(
TXC2: "it's probably a bad idea, but lets try it" is the LRR Ethos
CaptainSpam: Look, civic roadway projects are serious business.
liamwal1690: d
CptVladTepes: looks like you painted yourself into a corner :D
TheThromborax: finishing this part of the highway was sooooo staaaatisfying
The_Freakazoid: you can place the ladder even in a road construction area
TheMerricat: It didn't seem like it was letting him @The_Freakazoid
SkyCarson: a man going his own damned way XDDD
Didero: Just surf the floating carrier across! What could go wrong? Kappa
nullvoid8: what have done in the past is climbed the valley wall, then ridden the skateboard down, 50/50 chance of running out of steam in the middle of the river though
NeoSilverThorn: Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide/Don't try denying livin' on the other side!
TheThromborax: do you have two ladders? or just one?
CaptainSpam: This is going to be one hell of a road whenever it's made...
The_Freakazoid: didn't he get the [Right Trigger] - notification?
TheThromborax: don't worry about the road construction area.
TXC2: I think we can cross just a little down river
Tom_Bruise: we're gonna jump on our bomb and fall into a river
beowuuf: pipe down bb, daddy sam needs to concentrate
The_Freakazoid: the road construction area might just be a warning that it disappears at some point
TheThromborax: what could possibly go wrong?
TheMerricat: lrrWOW
The_Freakazoid: but it's been some time since i played this though
CaptainSpam: Kid, you're safe in your baby jail. Stop complaining.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Didero: This is why they call you a Master Transporter
PsychoI3oy: 👍
nullvoid8: nice
Mister_BlueSky: Almost there!
Didero: It does sound like your carrier keeps bumping into things though...
Pheonix888: road construction? blame the Vogons!
beowuuf: just waiting for the bomb to explode when you are in a completely benign area
TXC2: look at it this way: we saved a ladder Kappa
X_modem: Threading the bussing needle.... Impressive!
CaptainSpam: lrrCOW
nullvoid8: @TXC2 a ladder a day keeps the MULE away?
Tom_Bruise: one of those robot legs is gonna walk out and trip over the bomb
TheMerricat: "Here's you damn bomb!" *slaps it* - end.
nullvoid8: lrrFINE
Alahmnat: I'm sure it's fine
beowuuf: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrFINE
Mysticman89: yes but you brought the solution
CaptainSpam: You deliver the bomb, and, unknown to you, there's a ransom note attached...
TheThromborax: yes, tha's not normal
TheMerricat: I think that's what the AM bomb is for Paul. :)
NeoSilverThorn: lrrFINE
niccus: are we back in Control
narset6691: sir you are wearing the ugliest power armor ive ever seen
TXC2: so we found Zendikar
beowuuf: they detect the bomb and refuse to let you in
Mister_BlueSky: "Return to Sender" :D
Didero: "Postage stamp is missing"
Alahmnat: which is worse, a prank antimatter bomb, or an antimatter prank bomb?
beowuuf: kids got a hold of diehardman's mask and an antimatter bomb, as kids do
nullvoid8: it was higgs all along
dkosa: is this dominaria if it has Snow-covered mountains
BusTed: an antimatter bomb in a flaming brown paper bang
CaptainSpam: "What's this... 'Give us control of the Chiral Network or we detonate the bomb'?!? What?!?"
dkosa: @txc2 zendikar is full art not snow lol
Tom_Bruise: imagine that bomb just sliding off the track and whoopsidoodle its way off
Zaghrog: dkosa I'm pretty sure it was a reference to floating land masses
dkosa: ya I didn't make that connection
beowuuf: i presumed the floating bits
Caldurin: All we want is the occasional antimatter bomb
Tom_Bruise: now that's the character-this-actress-plays I remember
nullvoid8: "The Death Stranding" is what they called the appearance of the BTs
Didero: Package delivery person confused by the concept of siblings
TXC2: Twins are obviously a myth now
wench_tacular: dun dun dun
Scy_Anide: Gotta love exposition dumps.
TheThromborax: I forget; at this point has Sam met Mama in person at all yet?
GazzyInferno: could they do that now?
GazzyInferno: yes sam has met mama in person
Didero: @TheThromborax Yeah
TXC2: TheThromborax he has yes
TheMerricat: @TheThromborax and her baby
TheThromborax: TY
Tom_Bruise: Aren't you?
beowuuf: i'm not asking, but i'm asking
nullvoid8: fun fact, Lokne and Målingen are a pair of craters in Sweden, thought to be simultaneous.
Mister_BlueSky: I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes. How in the hell?!
mehdo_0: MAWA?
NeoSilverThorn: "You kinda just did, bossman."
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Alahmnat: I'm not asking you, but I am extremely seriously suggesting it
beowuuf: nice ref nullvoid8
Mangledpixel: Målingen means 'measurement', apparently
PixelArtDragon: Symbolism!
TXC2: and we only died once
aWabbajack: does lockne mean anything?
Genie_M: they're fine
beowuuf: i guess we just go poke them again and talk. maybe they give us the bomb to explode for them?
NeoSilverThorn: Lockne and Malingen are impact craters, @aWabbajack
beowuuf: wait, what was that about a chip?
aWabbajack: ahhh @neosilverthorn
Genie_M: talk to Lockne's sister?
PixelArtDragon: And we've definitely never seen any craters in this game, nope
Alahmnat: really dig that lrrCIRCLE_TK emoji, hehe
beowuuf: :D
nullvoid8: fancier boots may exist
aWabbajack: nice @alahmnat awabbaCheeseBB lrrCIRCLE
TheMerricat: So I think Paul's going to "LOVE" the next step of this mission once he talks to Mama. :D lrrBEEJ
TXC2: looks like we're Sam "2 pairs of boots" porter bridges
PixelArtDragon: Oh we Back to the Future 2 now!
Tom_Bruise: oh hey, we're shield surfing
rudisc: There’s a button to kick yourself forward I think
TheMerricat: Oh no....
Genie_M: oooooh boy
Genie_M: you know what snow is?
nullvoid8: I mean, you can bring it on the network...
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Scy_Anide: I didn't think about not having a vehicle in mountain knot.
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TheThromborax: oh dear god is he trying to go up and over?
TheThromborax: oh boy
nullvoid8: this is going to be fun to watch
TheThromborax: need popcorn
TXC2: Getting over it with Paul Saunders
X_modem: What could possibly go wrong?
TheMerricat: Well now that the bomb is offloaded.... :)
aWabbajack: lrrPAUL lrrFINE awabbaCheeseBB
nullvoid8: up and over is how I got my second void out crater
TheThromborax: @TXC2 especially the part where he falls all the way down the mountain and has to start over
TheThromborax: @nullvoid8 yikes
TheMerricat: Chat, anyone here experienced with Soylent Powder? I decided to order a case of it for a lark and am trying to decide if I can just use a wisk to mix it in a normal glass or if I should buy a blender bottle or something similar....
aWabbajack: a good wisk should be fine
TheMerricat: Thanks @aWabbajack :)
aWabbajack: i add power and water about same time to really mix the powder
aWabbajack: for the blender bottle
Fanklok: Just don't put it in anything hot
TheThromborax: the people I know who drink it use one of those shaker bottles with the ball in it
X_modem: I've only bought it in bottles
TXC2: and we're back
Mangledpixel: muted
TXC2: no sounds from you Paul
Mkingston: muted
aWabbajack: hi Sam
TheMerricat: You are muted Paul :)
TheThromborax: silent paul
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun your mic is muted
thetoastmonster: Naughty microphone, muting itself like that.
TheMerricat: :)
Mkingston: hi
aWabbajack: yooooo
thetoastmonster: Hi Paul!
X_modem: Caller turn up your radio.
PsychoI3oy: hi Paul
TheThromborax: yoooooo Paul
Alahmnat: [Alex "and I was muted that whole time" clip]
TheMerricat: We are all behind you Paul, worse that can happen is we get more clip material :P
Genie_M: it's the game of finding your own paths
Mangledpixel: !findquote muted
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TXC2: lets find out
TheThromborax: lol
nullvoid8: I'm sure it will be fine
Genie_M: well ... there's this thing called "snow"
TheThromborax: has he been in the snow yet?
mosartov: Sam the Mountainman
beowuuf: all the more pleasant for not having a bomb :)
Genie_M: well, have fun
Mkingston: yellow snow time
TheThromborax: :)
TheMerricat: And thanks chat. :) I've bought the pre-mixed stuff before and decided it might be nice to have the powder on hand as a "I'm really not feeling it today" measure which is why I was trying to decide if getting a blender bottle just for it was worth it.
TheThromborax: well, I for one am excited
X_modem: When has cold weather ever effected anything in a Kojima game?
thetoastmonster: if rain is hazardous to health, is snow just as bad?
TXC2: Aren't Canadians born in snow? Kappa
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto lrrPAUL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Mkingston: @TXC2 of the snow
Genie_M: thetoastmonster not "just as"
TheMerricat: They are closed to you till later.
Genie_M: nope, they didn't connect you up
Sarah_Margaret: Not on the network
nullvoid8: generators and private room are the only fast chargers
beowuuf: snow problem
Genie_M: now you know
Genie_M: no, it's _much_ stronger
TXC2: the same, but worse
TheThromborax: Canadians hatch from eggs that are warmed by the friction of being repeatedly shuffled back and forth across ice by curling
Alahmnat: it seems like it should be worse at least, given it sticks
TheThromborax: hes, timesnow is much worse
Genie_M: yyyup
mosartov: snow ghosts
mosartov: yikes
beowuuf: snosts
PsychoI3oy: snowsts
TheThromborax: this is the first place I saw a red ghost
Alahmnat: lrrSPOOP
Mkingston: can you write you name in the snow?
Tom_Bruise: wait, this game has pallet swaps?
Genie_M: also you really need some snow walk gear ... or bike ...
TheThromborax: that's a good concern to have
Mkingston: yes
mosartov: dont eat any color of snow btw
TheThromborax: you've gone too far
Genie_M: well... it depends on what you want to achieve
Mkingston: yes, long. I mean
TheThromborax: can't turn back n ow
beowuuf: it's hard to tell if chat's being serious or not with all these warnings... i think i need to consults
Sarah_Margaret: Yeah not a good idea
TheThromborax: your rig is solar powered
The_Freakazoid: i believe in you!
TXC2: beowuuf boooooo Kappa
Genie_M: i wouldn't do it now
C4ttyw4mpus: The FedEx simulator love it Kreygasm
beowuuf: :D
OldManJohnsonMB: You mean I have to use my own legs like a sucker?
Genie_M: hint: you _will_ do it later
Genie_M: very slowly, yes
Genie_M: but in the mountains it's .... not sunny
Genie_M: ever
Mkingston: It's been too long since i've played this. I forget so much.
sydnius: Donner, party of one
TheThromborax: yay Paul!
C4ttyw4mpus: smaceThisIsFine
TheThromborax: porters!
beowuuf: never give up, never surrender, never think things through!
Genie_M: porters who tried to cross the mountain
TheThromborax: I don't know why but I really love coming across porters in the game
Genie_M: fellow porter friends!
TheMerricat: Is this our first time finding nice people outside?
The_Freakazoid: can you actually run out of stamina mid-walk?
TheThromborax: those are neutral NPCs
C4ttyw4mpus: smaceHmm
beowuuf: cool music sting
TheThromborax: if you hold still they will give you their stuff
Mkingston: They walk single file to hide their numbers.
Genie_M: boots
The_Freakazoid: as in getting the max stamina reduced to nothing?
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TheThromborax: just keep walking
Tom_Bruise: just leave a like I guess
C4ttyw4mpus: smaceS
beowuuf: then they yell out greetings to show how many poeple are around
Mkingston: Can't escape cold callers
PixelArtDragon: The way they just stand there makes this look like some kind of ritual
TXC2: what a weird little moment that was
beowuuf: thanks for not attempting to rob and kill me, luv u, bubai
Mkingston: looks like the right way
X_modem: We're trying to reach you about your car's extended warentee.
nullvoid8: most of the useful equipment in this game comes from levelling up preppers
beowuuf: porters travel in single file them teleport randomly to hide their numbers
TheThromborax: you can really see the Horizon Zero Dawn engine in the snow physics
TXC2: can we even run?
sydnius: PCC a skilift
nullvoid8: oh look, it's the perfectly inviting mountain pass
C4ttyw4mpus: Have you name the baby yet? We will call him Bob
Tom_Bruise: Do our dummy thicc cyborg thighs take Monster energy?
nullvoid8: that no longer exists in my playthrough
beowuuf: no chance of ambush there
MechaKuuga: @sydnius he isn't that far yet
TheThromborax: @nullvoid8 dare I ask?
TheMerricat: lol @nullvoid8 are you trying to tell us something? :)
Mangledpixel: I would imagine drinking energy drinks in the extreme cold would be very bad for you, actually
nullvoid8: if we're lucky, it's actually a different mountain pass
Mangledpixel: much like alcohol
andyhullbone: i still cant believe this game exists - in a good way lol
nullvoid8: :p
flufff42: I’m pretty sure the suit charges while you’re not in the shade
Mkingston: his legs are going to hurt in the morning
TheThromborax: This is going quite well
Genie_M: you don't want a blizzard
Genie_M: whiteout is a thing, yes.
TheThromborax: oh the Blizzards are amazing in this game
TheMerricat: Surprise Paul Sea Chanties are awesome :)
flufff42: Mountains do get pretty sunny after all 🇨🇭
TXC2: mountain shanty
TheThromborax: your battery has actually gone up
Mkingston: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
flufff42: Fireside shanty?
Dandinstorm12: Just remember to avoid Caradhras it's supposed to be cruel
PsychoI3oy: it's supposed to be the rockies... ish
ggodopaste: these are the Rockies
Genie_M: west central - the rockies-ish
TXC2: the Tetons?
Mark_D_Stroyer: The rockeeeehhhhhsss
nullvoid8: the story is set in the us, but the terrain is based on Iceland
Mkingston: Time and space are convoluted in DS.
Tom_Bruise: time and space is all contorted and junk, so yea probably
Mangledpixel: I'm assuming the game map is shrunk down from the real US?
TheThromborax: Remember in the first episode you walked from Washington DC to Columbus, OH
flufff42: I guess mountain knot is Denver-ish?
TheThromborax: Agree with Denver
TXC2: don't the Rockies go down into south America?
nullvoid8: horizon zero dawn (same engine) has an even more compressed map of the USA
Scy_Anide: Are you going downhill now? is it sledding time?
TheMerricat: How did we get an email if we aren't on the network?
beowuuf: wizards
CaptainSpam: This seems reasonable for snow.
Genie_M: you're now going towards wyoming-ish?
Dandinstorm12: Mississippi, at least if you're far south enough
flufff42: Toboggan time?
X_modem: Also in cannon the voidouts have dramaticly changed the landscape.
Genie_M: wheeeee
Mkingston: what can go wrong?
Dandinstorm12: the best idea
aWabbajack: weeeee
BusTed: Woooo
TXC2: oh shit that's fast
TheThromborax: this is the best idea
Tom_Bruise: Lights out! Gorrila Radio!
Mangledpixel: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
beowuuf: music!
Mark_D_Stroyer: We back to the future now
aWabbajack: babby likes
CaptainSpam: Welp, time for the VOD to get muted!
PixelArtDragon: Snowboarding minigame!
Laurence72: Are we SSX now?
TXC2: oh hey there's Music
Alahmnat: now we're in a snowboarding game, wheeee!
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME awabbaCheeseBB
NimrodXIV: lol
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
Mkingston: nailed it
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Scy_Anide: Awesome
BusTed: tqsShrug
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Genie_M: #faceplant
TheThromborax: you landed ON THE BABY
Alahmnat: good contrast with the music
Mangledpixel: could've been a lot worse
aWabbajack: gravity is reel
Mkingston: lucky BB tank is strong
Decaped: sergeFall sergeFall
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB awabbaCheeseBB
PixelArtDragon: What happens if you don't soothe the BB?
Fanklok: Today we learned fun is directly proportional to danger
Genie_M: jump back on
Mkingston: Highlight reel
Tom_Bruise: that BB flask is made out of a titanium alloy used for battleships. it's fine
satyropodobny: [rolls the credits]
TheThromborax: you are on te network right now
Dandinstorm12: this hill is kinda steep
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you actually got a "network connected" message as you were boarding down the hill
CaptainSpam: BB looks happy. BB acknowledges that it was right and good to go hoverboarding over the snow like that.
Fanklok: this "hill" is a mountain
PsychoI3oy: 👍
TheThromborax: *raises hand* I doubted you
nullvoid8: Huh, I didn't know it was possible to miss all the points of interest in the mountains
TheThromborax: no car here unless a griefer left one in the fucking door
Genie_M: this game can be so gorgeous from time to time
beowuuf: yeah, i have to admit the thromborax doubted you :p
TheMerricat: Repair and recharge
TheThromborax: @beowuuf I guess I'm not a TRUE BELIEVER like you
beowuuf: :D
Scy_Anide: Can you even do anything at the points of interest prematurely? I wasn't able to do anything at the clover lake.
TXC2: "Solar power, when will people learn?!"
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Mkingston: and no ghosts
Fanklok: How could you doubt Paul? The smartest man named Paul in all of LRR
TheThromborax: congratulations on not being Amundson
TXC2: didn't Shackleton die ? :p
X_modem: Impressive weather luck.
CeKnauss: Paul, one of the first people to actually pronounce my name correctly :O lrrFINE
TheMerricat: I like how the bots are in any facility we visit.
TheThromborax: No! Shackleton is still alive!
TheThromborax: he works at a KFC in London
Dandinstorm12: yet
TXC2: huh, who am I thinking of then?
TheMerricat: nope
nullvoid8: I *thought* you skipped a mission
TheThromborax: @TXC2 Boaty McBoatface
Tom_Bruise: Bimbleshacks the Mountain Cat?
TXC2: TheThromborax of course
Genie_M: 250ish kg
TheMerricat: Floating Carrier (Lv. 1) can carry up to 300kg and up to 6 XL containers in volume
beowuuf: captain oates
nullvoid8: I mean, you can carry out by hand if you're an idiot like I was
TheThromborax: how many carriers can you daisy chain together? I don't think I ever really tried
TheMerricat: Floating Carrier (Lv. 2) can carry up to 600kg and also up to 6 XL containers in volume
PixelArtDragon: Offload the carrier onto the carrier
beowuuf: and captain scott
TheThromborax: you have three carriers
Genie_M: they gave you one, you had one and made a third
TheMerricat: two for cargo, one for you. :)
TheThromborax: donate them to the share box
TheMerricat: that sound doesn't bode well....
TXC2: beowuuf yes Scott was who I was thinking of
CaptainSpam: Wait, you had FOUR floating carriers?
TheMerricat: wait, did we have four carriers?
beowuuf: sad i recalled oates ahead of scott, but that's cause the gilbert white house is near and captain oates is a relative and has a section there :p
PixelArtDragon: To carry four tons of materials?
Laurence72: In case one broke playing SSX?
TheThromborax: you are going to build that safe house and come back here, I think
TheThromborax: noice! lvl 3
Genie_M: shared lockers are a good place
TheThromborax: iirc, the level 3 has thicc thighs
X_modem: Donation jackpot!
TheThromborax: just recycle your lvl 1
TheThromborax: or no
Genie_M: they look the same
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Genie_M: unless you make a golden one
TheMerricat: So one thing that I don't know if the game telegraphed well enough is that being connected to a floating carrier does cost crystals, at the rate of about 1 per 3 min or so.
TXC2: Adobe! (shakes fist)
Genie_M: nope
Sogheim: hey Paul! is that... a wagon?!
nullvoid8: you cannot
Aenir798: One way to find out!
TXC2: Sogheim a floating carrier
Genie_M: but you can with 300kg on your back
Tom_Bruise: oh good, a crystal sink is always good
Mkingston: Printer jam
Tom_Bruise: this isn't just printing, this is digging
Fanklok: How does Sam stay in peak physical condition if he subsists entirely on Monster Beer and tardigrades?
X_modem: PC Load Letter.
Mkingston: PC Load Letter?
aWabbajack: yo Sam
Mkingston: @X_modem hive mind
Mangledpixel: he is, indeed, Sam
ContingentCat: Sam I am!
TheThromborax: this is basically a post-apocalypse for a Stark Trek level civilization
wench_tacular: shout at the tech until it works
aWabbajack: speaking of Star Trek....
ContingentCat: Are we going to need to deliver green eggs and ham next?
fcloud: you can go #1 anytime, paul
fcloud: nature is your toilet
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Tom_Bruise: and all you need to go #2 is to just dig a hole
Genie_M: until it's outside the network, no
TheMerricat: And the people they help, but not the people that THEY help.
fcloud: you need a stillsuit from the dune novels. those recycle and reclaim the moisture from all waste
beowuuf: sam actually connected to bb
Tom_Bruise: the honour of taking a nap in a shack. Great
nullvoid8: no one else will ever see that safe house, because that's the tutorial zone for them
wench_tacular: always with the blood
Invitare: who cleans the safehouses?
Fanklok: You do have to remember every step is like 500 meters
fcloud: the NAAAAP shack is a little old place where ~ we can ~ donate some materialllllsss ~ nap shack ba-hay-bee (nap shack baby!)
Tom_Bruise: @Invitare the same person who makes sure we've got our little army men in the background?
beowuuf: uh oh, the chiral artist just emailed...
TheMerricat: @beowuuf :)
nullvoid8: time to be annoyed
fcloud: dun dun dunnnn
TheThromborax: oh god this arc
Aenir798: Wow.
Mkingston: Have you stared at Sam's crotch and feet yet?
Aenir798: Fast divorce.
TheMerricat: LOL
wench_tacular: le sigh
fcloud: she just went back! if she can go back, why couldnt she go there?
fcloud: yes, that would have been worse
TheMerricat: Oh Paul, just wait.....
fcloud: @TheMerricat it gets WORSE? oh, man
Robot_Bones: No Piggy back rides for you
aWabbajack: lrrPAUL
nullvoid8: IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES TO CARRY YOU. and then she just walks back like it's nothing
beowuuf: at least she made a big deal of how dangerous that was, so we don't feel like idiots :p
Tom_Bruise: Couldn't have done that the first time, missy?
Mkingston: Has Paul delivered any pizza yet?
fcloud: maybe walking back was very difficult for her! and she was saving sam from the pain
TheMerricat: @fcloud in two ways, our next mission in the main storyline and yes, the CA's arc isn't over yet :)
KV1NN4: its for the best, really
Decaped: Don't worry, your monster energy safely travels with you
fcloud: you can always fabricate new equipment
fcloud: yes that would obviate the entire game
fcloud: aha! good point
Fanklok: How did BB get here
PixelArtDragon: "Picture the place you want to go" "But they're all the same prefab"
fcloud: you would have to make do with non-fancy level 2 or level 1 legs
fcloud: like a PLEBIAN
TheMerricat: So one thing that we haven't been doing is interacting with BB in the personal room. Beyond helping BB's stress levels it does do something later on.... :)
wench_tacular: ah, leg snobbery
Fanklok: HEY, level one legs come in all kinds of colors so you can pick the best ones to match your food stamps
TXC2: "I'm sorry is this some poor person joke I'm too rich to understand?"
wench_tacular: story checks out
RocknGrohlNerd: gottem @txc2
aWabbajack: have you drank 3?
fcloud: youll lookin nicessshhh
wench_tacular: this isn't a zoo
krombopulosmichael_: monkaS
TheMerricat: LOL :)
BusTed: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Aenir798: UHHHHH
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
beowuuf: the heck
WyleeCoyote556: ok, that's enough beer
TheMerricat: Got one right off. that's cool :)
PsychoI3oy: hehehe
Fanklok: Just a beer hallucination
KV1NN4: eek
fcloud: i've heard of beer goggles but never beer psychosis
Mkingston: there's lots of secret cutscenes like that in the waiting rooms
TXC2: Beer, famously a hallucinogen Kappa
nullvoid8: "do you come to mountain know often, what am I saying, of course you don't"
Sogheim: oh no
fcloud: that scene legit scared me the first time i saw it, because it came out of nowhere
wench_tacular: hi santa!
fcloud: "mikkelscene" please go directly to pun jail
PixelArtDragon: Maybe a James Bond film?
Fanklok: Here I got you hat, humans like those right
Natedogg2: I hope it's a whistle.
Invitare: that's terrifying
Tom_Bruise: this has turned from jovial to intimidating
niccus: i want to see him in a hallmark movie, played straight. menacing aura but nothing happens
wench_tacular: not a successful spaceman
Fanklok: I jokingly said to myself "its a gun"
nullvoid8: the Spaceman is Kojimas thing. I think it's an old IP
Mkingston: you can buy the little Luden at Kojima Productions store.
TheThromborax: leave it to Hideous Kojima to write self-insert fan fiction inside his self-insert fan fiction
Fanklok: I think the gun might be for Sam not BB
Tom_Bruise: yea that turned to terrifying. Couldn't have gone any other way with Mads Mikkelsen I suppose
wench_tacular: you're probably just in America
WyleeCoyote556: or the mall is in Texas :D
TXC2: I can see the movie now: Santa's packing heat!
fcloud: you would need a bigger zipline to carry a truck
X_modem: The better bureau of mall Santas recommend against going with an unlisenced gun toting santas.
Fanklok: You meand famous Billy Bob Tornton movie Bad Santa?
Fanklok: damn it Paul
TheMerricat: @X_modem I read that as unsilenced and.... well
wench_tacular: wheeeeee
eltwitcherino: At what time is Corie's new stream?
TheMerricat: Aren't you glad you built this Paul? :D
fcloud: please dont forget classic sequel Bad Santa 2 (2016)
TheMerricat: !next
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WyleeCoyote556: did you set up this zipline or did another player do it?
eltwitcherino: Thanks!
X_modem: LOL
TXC2: WyleeCoyote556 both I think
TheMerricat: Paul put up at least part of it @WyleeCoyote556
Fanklok: It's very impressive Sam can hold himself on one handed while also carrying hundreds of KG
fcloud: sams arms are inhumanly strong
WyleeCoyote556: it's the Saunders Interchange :D
fcloud: he can pull himself up a rope fully loaded, without even using his legs
beowuuf: sounds like hather is with cori this week
beowuuf: *heather
TheMerricat: Strap in for more effed up stories Chat :)
PixelArtDragon: I like how congenial Sam is to all the non-hostile people he encounters otuside
fcloud: oh man, i took a huge break and did a bunch of deliveries before doing this scene. so i remember it being much later
fcloud: mama! that doesnt look safe!!
Fanklok: So calling it now, Mama is dead and her baby is pulling a reverse uno on the whole BB thing
Tom_Bruise: oh cool, Ghost Knife!
fcloud: please do not put a bladed handcuff on my wrist
nullvoid8: it's a weapon. it's not supposed to look safe
aWabbajack: PopCorn
fcloud: but arent these the same ones i put on my wrist? i feel like we didnt think this all the way through
nullvoid8: mama has admin privileges
Alahmnat: is she the Doctor?
TheMerricat: She designed them Paul, she's got the backdoors.
TXC2: Is fucking Doctor who? :P
Alahmnat: thank you for going there with me TXC2 :)
beowuuf: :(
Zaghrog: oh
Tom_Bruise: oh we're going THERE, huh?
Lord_ZYRK: authCry
aWabbajack: feliciaBottle
Zaghrog: oh lrrAWW
Tom_Bruise: Dead things should be dead I guess
TXC2: yeap this whent from 0 to nope REAL fucking fast eh?
nullvoid8: welcome to Kojima time
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: benginCry
fcloud: the sudden tone shifts and extreme emotions are kinda who-vian
TXC2: Alahmnat no problem :)
Alahmnat: oh. ohhhhh.
Tom_Bruise: But by our powers combined, We could have one together!
beowuuf: that explains that then...
fcloud: we argued. in the end, i had to blockne that lockne
Fanklok: You can just hire a servant to carry your jeans
WyleeCoyote556: this is Peak Kojima right here
nullvoid8: @fcloud pun jail for you
fcloud: "you say that like it's not weird", the game
nullvoid8: @txc2 you ain't seen nothing yet
fcloud: it's a soap opera
WyleeCoyote556: Paul, you have slogged into a whole marsh here
Genie_M: Mama is the best character
Didero: Why does he have to make his baby watch?
fcloud: mama's story do i put this...wild
Tom_Bruise: Kill that ghost. Kill that ghost. Kill that ghost. Kill that ghost.
Alahmnat: BB lets us see the baby
Tom_Bruise: Well Sam's the only one, yea, he's the only one with the Ghost Knive
TheMerricat: Sam's the only one with the magic cuffs.
BusTed: be free, ghost baby
beowuuf: anyone with his blood?
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrSPOOP
fcloud: buh-bye, baby
wench_tacular: ghost mommy?
nullvoid8: who was that? we'll never know
TheMerricat: It's not over chat.
WyleeCoyote556: the facial work in this is pretty impressive
fcloud: we'll never forget you, ghost baby!
NojhLivic: Notice Sam is letting her touch him
saucemaster5000: "so... do we still call you "mama" or..."
fcloud: saddle up boys
Aenir798: Time to carry a person in a bodybag!
fcloud: hahaha
Genie_M: yep
TheMerricat: :D lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
aWabbajack: zekeYUP
BusTed: mood
DeM0nFiRe: LUL You have been playing this game long enough to know she wasn't gonna walak :P
fcloud: you can see the exact frame when paul's heart breaks
Lord_ZYRK: Mamaaaa, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cryyy
KV1NN4: fffffngh
Alahmnat: the whiplash is real
Genie_M: over the mountains
DeM0nFiRe: walk*
TXC2: fcloud :D
wench_tacular: can't we reinvent the taxi?
RocknGrohlNerd: god damn it game
Didero: Aaaand straight back from Feels to Weird
Sarah_Margaret: Ah good, let's go for a nice walk over the mountains
OldManJohnsonMB: This isn't an escort simulator, it's a carrying and walking simulator
Robot_Bones: What if we just took a car ride?
Fanklok: Time for everyones favorite part of Death Stranding, carrying an entire person
Lord_ZYRK: We have a truck with a roof and everything
Tom_Bruise: Put her on the Floating Carrier
nullvoid8: it is a piggy bank ride of sorts
Scy_Anide: Mama, how do you feel about floating carriers?
Genie_M: floaty
Aenir798: Don't worry, let's just put her on the hoversled thing
MAPBoardgames: If only they had some kind of motorized cart...
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just incase you want to ask, the floating carriers can carry up to two body bags :)
Genie_M: yes
fcloud: i dont think there's a single instance where an npc walks with you to their destination. im not to the end yet though
RocknGrohlNerd: yes the floaty yes
saucemaster5000: nope, passenger seats were one of the weird tech things that no longer exists in the future
Fanklok: A horseless carriage? What kind of mad man are you
fcloud: i believe you CAN put her on the floaty thing. not sure about trike and trucks
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nullvoid8: @themerricat I clearly missed a major mechanic
Lord_ZYRK: TheMerricat so family outings aren't out of the question? PridePog
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Tom_Bruise: just chuck her in the boot of a car, sure
nullvoid8: you can drive with her on your back
RocknGrohlNerd: can you put yourself on the truck or floaty thing
Zaghrog: would a floating carrier make this easier? Those hold bodies
TXC2: ah fuck
fcloud: what? now? i'm BUSY, higgs
Alahmnat: oh for crying out loud
Lord_ZYRK: Can we wait and do this. . . uh. . . never?
Genie_M: run.
fcloud: mama, can you at least run back inside?
TheMerricat: I think maybe just run, run for your life.
Tom_Bruise: At least we've got our Ghost Knife this time
sorceress966: doggo!
RocknGrohlNerd: ultimate escort mission
TXC2: Higgs what is your damage?
BusTed: That does look pretty sick.
wench_tacular: blinged out monsters, great
Alahmnat: oh is that all
Invitare: what is that thing the ghost of?
Didero: Straight from infanticide to Ghost Lion, huh
WyleeCoyote556: huh, a skull face villain in a Kojima game? this is unprecedentified
OldManJohnsonMB: This guy would have a lot easier time tranporting things
fcloud: troy baker has the best swagger
OldManJohnsonMB: you should hire him
Robot_Bones: Dude your BB is red
Alahmnat: kinda?
Tom_Bruise: its face looks EXACTLY like a butthole
fcloud: i bet THAT monster never has to be seen in level 1 legs
Lord_ZYRK: Did Yoji Shinkawa still do character designs for this? Because that thing looks sick as hell.
beowuuf: so was higg's
saucemaster5000: brilliant strategy thank napolean
Invitare: can't you just go inside? She was apparently completely safe from these things for years in there
Tom_Bruise: that may be because that thing is, in fact, a giant butthole
Fanklok: Is anyone else concerned that Higgs' cloak thingy gives off a pharaoh vibes?
Jorge4hg: Such a good atmosphere
NeoSilverThorn: @Fanklok That's deliberate.
abevolad0r: santoa2Papermario hi
TXC2: when you think about it, a face is just a different kind of butthole
Invitare: Kojima is 2 steps ahead of you
Lord_ZYRK: Fanklok and wearing a golden "death" mask
TXC2: hello abevolad0r welcome
BusTed: Doop.
Alahmnat: did Kojima just Kojima us?
fcloud: that was well done, you got out of there really fast
Fanklok: I'm sure it is, I doubt there's very much in Kojima games that isn't deliberate
wench_tacular: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of our own actions
WyleeCoyote556: and bad monster gets distracted
maxthefourth: !next
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nullvoid8: bt fights have a pretty small radius
Tom_Bruise: sooo the way we defeated that encounter was to run... just kinda over there?
nullvoid8: yes, you can drive with her. any vehicle you like
TheMerricat: Trucks can hold body bags, including one in the passenger seat, I haven't checked the bikes
fcloud: vroom!
Invitare: Higgs is like "Aw man, I wasted my gold mask on THAT?"
MAPBoardgames: If mama never goes outside, how'd she build this zipline?
saucemaster5000: you can take her in a vehicle, but you have to ride on her back then. those are the rules in the future
nullvoid8: iirc I biked the whole way around
Genie_M: bikes over mountains
fcloud: 9.6 9.7 9.3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Alahmnat: lol
DeM0nFiRe: Entrust her to another courier haha
MAPBoardgames: Truck right there?
wench_tacular: women aren't objects, Paul
Fanklok: I was expecting Sam to still do a actical roll
Jorge4hg: It would be very kojima, do it
Tom_Bruise: better yet; put her in the public locker and expect some other porter to carry her
TheMerricat: "Folder full of women"?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Hey Sam, why is Mama in your locker?"
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat top tier reference LUL
TXC2: better then putting her in a fridge Kappa
nullvoid8: maybe pick up some equipment while you're here
fcloud: we're taking human trafficking to a whole new level
Genie_M: take some equipment
nullvoid8: @fcloud those are called taxis
TXC2: DAGNAR! burinating the country!
Robot_Bones: Truck is not Purple, inherently inferior
CAKHost: Sam Porter Bridges, Bus service!
fcloud: @nullvoid8 cruelty! barbarism!
RocknGrohlNerd: I mean it in a good way but man, this is getting silly, riding on a zipline with two bodies attached to you.
Fanklok: Can you just stick Mama onto a delivery bot?
MAPBoardgames: I think the bot intentionally drops stuff.
wench_tacular: that's like one leg, at most
PixelArtDragon: I love that the bots hum
OldManJohnsonMB: Mama 80% damage is probably fine
Fanklok: Hard-wearing Underwear?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun claim materials for building the road there?
Fanklok: What does that even mean
Tom_Bruise: it's like triple-ply toiler paper, but for underwear
TheMerricat: @Fanklok you know how guys sometimes wear the same underwear till it's nothing but a strap and holes?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Fanklok: Why are you looking at my underwear?
turtlemannn1: hello
nullvoid8: have you ever sat round the fire in a sleeping bag? it's a good time.
TXC2: hello turtlemannn1 welcome
MAPBoardgames: I'm just going 4m away, can't you just wait?
LordZarano: Your backpack goes on the passenger seat whenever you use a truck
turtlemannn1: <message deleted>you look like young george lucas
TheMerricat: Wonder if the truck could naviagate that pass we were in?
TXC2: but the long way is so long!
Fanklok: You can tell it has extended range bcause it has jerry batteries on the sides that are actively arcing
NimrodXIV: uhhhhh
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beowuuf: uuuuh
Alahmnat: Paul...
Jorge4hg: uhh
Mangledpixel: and apparently she's fine?
X_modem: LUL
MAPBoardgames: What does this 'EJT' button do?
Tom_Bruise: Not to mention the cord just JOINK-ing her out of her seat
OldManJohnsonMB: So she sits next to you, but when you yeet out of the truck, she just comes with you? Males sense
saucemaster5000: To be fair I do that all the time whenever I drive by a nickel
Fanklok: Now that I think about it having a person on your back might be cool, Mama can like reload Sams guns and pass him grenades
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB I know you meant "makes sense" but males sense still works so well :p
Alahmnat: this seems safe
Aenir798: I think most people can't teleport because DOOMS or Repatriate or whatever
BusTed: lrrFINE
Fanklok: How would she visualize the place she wants to be if she's never seen it?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
foopoiuyt: She's carried on your back, she counts as cargo.
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrFINE
OldManJohnsonMB: @TXC2 haha, oh god
Laurence72: I'm jealous. Whenever I try to disguise myself as cargo for a trip, the authorities say I can't and have to buy a airplane ticket!
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Aenir798: Since she's considered cargo, does that mean MULEs will try and kidnap her?
Mysticman89: person status is closely linked to bagged status
GapFiller: HEATHER RAID!!!
foopoiuyt: Nope, once she goes in the bag, it's either cremation or cargo forever.
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
nullvoid8: @fanklok I'm pretty sure she would be able to visualize correctly. because reasons
MAPBoardgames: Jade Raid?
TXC2: Hello Raiders
a_catattack: acatat1Robin acatat1Robin acatat1Robin seaberHowdy seaberHowdy seaberHowdy
GapFiller: hai Paul we're here early!
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart Lunar raid!
PharaohBender27: How's Sam been doing?
Fanklok: Don't bring twin DOOMS magic into this
mtvcdm: We're just Squad
PsychoI3oy: mooninites?
mtvcdm: No second word. Just Squad
TheNerdWonder: Nice save
Lord_ZYRK: The Moonaloids are here WutFace
GapFiller: The Squad
TheMerricat: I still am so happy Kojima made the trucks untippable.
GapFiller: aka Squad Squad
nullvoid8: @fanklok I didnt start it. Kojima did.
TXC2: to catch you up raiders, we're transporting a person, for the third time
mtvcdm: Everyone always thinks there's a second word, but no, just Squad
GapFiller: !next
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PharaohBender27: I think she's talking about the same incident
Alahmnat: why... was there a bridge... over a hospital?
nullvoid8: *the third person. not one person for the third time
PharaohBender27: @Alahmnat Poor urban planning?
TXC2: you had a baby, Sleep was never an option mama
Alahmnat: wait how does she have nightmares if she doesn't sleep?
MAPBoardgames: Where are you taking her again?
Tom_Bruise: she doesn't sleep? She just goes into stand-by mode like D&D Elves or what?
NeoSilverThorn: @Alahmnat Highway overpass.
TXC2: MAPBoardgames to her sister
TheMerricat: @MAPBoardgames to meet her twin sister in Mountain Knot City
WyleeCoyote556: @alahmnat a bad infrastructure spending bill
beowuuf: also the person we're trasporting has a very hideo kojima backstory / plotline, fair warning
Fanklok: Doesn't teh road charge your stuff?
TheMerricat: Road means you don't use your batteries, but it doesn't charge.
LordZarano: She was asleep at her desk when we got to her
Lord_ZYRK: No, that's Mama. Fragile is a different character.
PsychoI3oy: no, your passenger is Mama, not Fragile
Invitare: I thought your passenger was Mama not Fragile
TheMerricat: lol chat. hive mind
PsychoI3oy: glad we all got there
saucemaster5000: jinx you both owe me a coke
Fanklok: She's fragile, but not that Fragile
MAPBoardgames: It's the future paul, everyone dresses that way.
Laurence72: Maybe she can't choose to go to sleep, but that doesn't stop her from sleeping when her body just shuts down from lack of it?
Robot_Bones: good job chat FBtouchdown
WyleeCoyote556: @fanklok a very pithy summary :D
Lord_ZYRK: Fragility? She said her ovaries don't work.
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK too soon
beowuuf: stealth truck
NeoSilverThorn: "BB, please pull the Odradek sensor back inside. You're not Ace Ventura."
Tom_Bruise: awww yea, Stealth Kill those ghosts
Invitare: tape cord cutters to the bumper and ram the BTs
foopoiuyt: Sneak up in the loud truck?
beowuuf: also pretty freakin' hard to forget about the cord cutters after the way you made us test them out, mama!
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Fanklok: Wait if BTs have an umbilical where was the cord for Higgs' pet BT?
beowuuf: it was in the plot hole fanklok
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WyleeCoyote556: stealth truck is op
TXC2: the plot hole, which is what we call Higgs' ass kappa
wench_tacular: found the carpark
TheMerricat: Higgs is a whole different story chat.. we'll find out.
LordZarano: Do we have to be careful not to cut the BB's link to its stillmother?
Fanklok: You know it works becaus omeone else already did it
nullvoid8: up and over in the truck? I mean, I've done it...
beowuuf: will there be more or less kojima when we find out themerricat?
PharaohBender27: Der Wille zum Weg (the Will to Path) - new Nietzsche treatise Kappa
PixelArtDragon: Looks like a job for... Skyrim Horse.
TheMerricat: @beowuuf beowuuf, beowuuf... whose game is this? :D
nullvoid8: @beowuuf yes.
MAPBoardgames: In the game Receiver, which is about guns and shooting, your character starts to see themselves and other people as paper targets. I wonder if Sam now just sees other people as cargo crates?
Fanklok: Skyrim Horse is old hat, now you confuse the physics engine and fly to your destination
beowuuf: themerricat: *sigH* yeah, i know... :( :p
saucemaster5000: It's dangerously top-heavy
Mysticman89: electric vehicles tends to be effective but unsatisfying
wench_tacular: Syrim horse best horse
Tom_Bruise: it's the future, everything has evolved to be positively gruntless
aWabbajack: skyrim!
beowuuf: lol, and sadly that also tracks nullvoid8 !
ArcOfTheConclave: @MAPBoardgames Sam sees other people as boddies in white bags Kappa
wench_tacular: floor it!
Mangledpixel: prepare for ramming speed!
Fanklok: Hmm "carefule planning" or "chargin headlong into danger"
nullvoid8: all speeds are ramming speeds
Alahmnat: aaaaaAAAAAAAA
TheMerricat: Chat, can we use container repair spray on Mama if she gets damaged? :D
Bellpei: THey'll never catch us once we switch into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Invitare: Eh, I'd rather die tomorrow. I'm feeling better about tomorrow
wench_tacular: coming through
X_modem: Them duke boys were smuggeling scientists again.
MAPBoardgames: Today is a good day to pie! Oh, right! I forgot I have pie! BRB!
wench_tacular: purely educational reasons
beowuuf: every time paul says big truck, I have the starting riff from coal chamber's big truck play in my head
fiftymcnasty: So since Kojima's games have been becoming more and more Kojima, how incomprehensible do we think the next Kojima game will be.
saucemaster5000: I say take the shorcut over that giant white mountain
ArcOfTheConclave: unlike mules who ping on cargo, terrorists ping on Sam
beowuuf: i suspect 2020 was actually the next kojima game#
TheMerricat: The next Kojima game will just be a four hour long cut scene of Zack Snyder talking about making a new DC movie.
nullvoid8: has the next Kojima game been funded? I assume at some point they'll get too outlandish to fund
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW
TXC2: TheMerricat SAVAGE
MrUglama: that is super weird
beowuuf: oh, lrr had the right idea about a game bankrupting the world, just the wrong franchise. Not Halo but kojima games
Invitare: how did the inside get rusty? Isn't the rust caused by the time rain?
MAPBoardgames: In my mind, Lord Stormageddon is the name of the bike.
foopoiuyt: @TheMerricat The twist is that it was in fact a robot duplicate of Zack Snyder the whole time.
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL PLEASE
TheMerricat: I wonder if we rest in our private room if she just hangs out n the truck or comes with us?
beowuuf: batman wears a mask and does villainous things, clearly zsjl was a kojima game
nullvoid8: time for dinner
wench_tacular: luggage rack?
X_modem: she asked to be zipped up [shrugs]
Didero: She can take a nap too, she's already in a sleeping bag! :p
beowuuf: mama does the worm dance for eight hours straight
TXC2: maybe she has a private room? (we hope)
TheMerricat: I'd laugh if we woke up and she was just hanging there from the wall where the backpack is hung staring at us :D
beowuuf: clearly he just wants you to know he appreciates being connected to the chiral network
TheThromborax: people get really emotional about deliveries
Tom_Bruise: it's the dystopian future, people tend to get reeeaaal clingy after a single friendly gesture
CaptainSpam: It's like how we get emotional every time Amazon drops something off.
OldManJohnsonMB: "Thanks for delivering my 42KG of underwear. Will you be my best friend?"
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beowuuf: yeah, not killing someone and robbing them makes you practically family. I miss our MULE cousins from when we were carrying the antimatter bomb. They were good folks. I wonder what they're thinking about right now?
TheThromborax: I wish we had some sense of what day-to-day life was like in these bunker cities. Like, I assume that there are no stairs, because stairs are dangerous. And everything everywhere is padded? like padded sidewalks?
PsychoI3oy: are those terrorists or mules?
NeoSilverThorn: I'm actually on pretty good terms with my local UPS guys. But I live somewhere with a population of less than ten thousand, so everyone kinda knows everyone.
beowuuf: captsainspam: my emotion tends to be 'woohoo.... bored now...'
Bellpei: How did he get your email?
TheThromborax: in a society where it is super duper important that NOONE dies, what does that society look like? everyone just sits in their room forever?
Tom_Bruise: until they die, at which point someone else has to make a run to the ovens real quick
TheThromborax: right
beowuuf: at least they won't be trying to steal your body package!
TheThromborax: but, also, the ovens are "way over there"
wench_tacular: so irresponsible
TheThromborax: these guys suck
Tom_Bruise: yea, so they better be right quick
TheThromborax: these guys in particular
PharaohBender27: @TheThromborax @Tom_Bruise Makes me wonder if everyone has to wear some sort of alert bracelet for when they die
TheMerricat: Remember killing someone doesn't cause a voidout, it's leaving the body alone long enough for the BT's to show up that does it.
X_modem: They tried to blow up cities so I'm guessing they don't care.
TheMerricat: Isn't that what our kink cuffs are for?
Laurence72: Look, they have a right to bear arms, bu god are they going to demonstrate that!
LordZarano: There was a mention of quarantine for people expected to die soon
TheThromborax: @PharaohBender27 I imagine so. It's a surveilance state at the level of hearbeats
TheThromborax: These are not MULES. These are "Terrorists"
Tom_Bruise: Would the people in this world consider developing a little drone that drops firebombs on wayward deceased folk?
TheMerricat: Yes
TheThromborax: I think the Separates appear on the map in another area
TheMerricat: Not all Separatists are Terrorists but and not all Terrorists are Separatists but these are both.
Lord_ZYRK: I thought these were former MULEs who just wanted to watch the world burn, as opposed to the Separatists who want to destroy AMERICA
TheThromborax: @Tom_Bruise there is a line early on about how onothing can fly because of the chiriliaum in the air
Alahmnat: the number of discarded trucks around us is... worrying
Steelwolf171: The way they were shooting you sure they're not part of the Empire? That was some stormtrooper level aiming
CaptainSpam: Um. Odd question.
NeoSilverThorn: "Um...I try not to think about it."
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise IIRC from the first stream, burning bodies causes a lot of "chiral pollution" that is bad news for people
beowuuf: uuuuuh
Laurence72: Things just got FULL KOJIMA
Invitare: she probably just dreamt it and retconned her memory
MAPBoardgames: Nice touch
TXC2: what do you mean Tried?
pygmybean: well i came in at a strange time
CaptainSpam: "They tried to separate us... WITH SURGERY!" *thunderclap*
beowuuf: good question well asked txc2
Tom_Bruise: @PharaohBender27 Fine, we'll get a drone, with a grappling hook that can pick up wayward deceased folk and fly'em over to the ovens
TheThromborax: I wish "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA" would just flash on the screen whenever anyone says something batshit insane
Robot_Bones: There is likely no normal time to come in
TheThromborax: don't go there
Aenir798: maybe turn around?
Sarah_Margaret: Turn around and go the other way?
TheMerricat: Maybe go the other way?
TheThromborax: have you considered fucking off the way you came?
TheMerricat: lol
Aenir798: Turning around is probably faster though
Woogachaka: Alas, poor van. I knew him. Horatio!
wench_tacular: typical man ;-)
beowuuf: bah, don't listen to chat, chat thoguht you foolish for running thorough a snowy mountain pass! you do you paul!
TheThromborax: don't forget you can assassinate ghosts now, @LoadingReadyRun
MrUglama: is that why there are a bunch of trucks lying around?
MAPBoardgames: It's not your truck, just drive until it is stuck in a crevasse somewhere!
PsychoI3oy: there's a quicktime-ish prompt
TheThromborax: just get close and something will pop on screen
nullvoid8: what did I miss in the last 10 minutes?
Xilats: How is she not getting quick aging rain her face?
TheThromborax: @nullvoid8 so so much
pygmybean: i have no context for this game umm I'm gonna go google like ten things brb
Alahmnat: wait what?
beowuuf: umbili-kill!
ArcOfTheConclave: @Xilats don't worry about it
TheMerricat: You let them go home.
aWabbajack: set them free?
Xilats: @ArcOfTheConclave But I waaaannnnaaaaaa
TheThromborax: I love that the BT gives you likes for freeing them from this game
fiftymcnasty: Yeah its all about getting those social media feedbacks
MAPBoardgames: @pygmybean 10 seems like a low number to start.
Tom_Bruise: as per the rules laid out in the documentation of the Ghost Knife, the user must get right up in there before using the Ghost Knife
Sarah_Margaret: Well done!
aWabbajack: zekeI zekeD zekeK
Alahmnat: why is the BT on Bridgebook?
TheThromborax: Would YOU want to be a BT?
nullvoid8: @TheThromborax gonna share what things are? :P
fiftymcnasty: Through Facebook
TheMerricat: Chiral Network :)
TheNerdWonder: I’m,Ike how we chose not to leave the valuable passenger in the safety of the vehicle
nullvoid8: don't worry about
TheThromborax: @nullvoid8 "kojima bullshit"
MAPBoardgames: They're putting in a good word for you with God.
Laurence72: And ghosting someone means no longer interacting with them online!
PharaohBender27: @nullvoid8 For one thing, something about Mama remembering her time in the womb and having a conjoined twin
beowuuf: wow, nice timing on that interruption...
nullvoid8: @PharaohBender27 oh yeah, this story
MAPBoardgames: If they were linked, where was Mama's sister when she was trapped under rubble for 10 days?
Alahmnat: is this implying something about us and our sister?
fiftymcnasty: So plot-wise, why cant this lady walk with us?
plummeting_sloth: hehe, oh man that would be a fun mod. If you have someone strapped to your back that's talking to you when you start to fall it speeds their lines up
Tom_Bruise: "No distance too great to overcome... except for this physical distance... that you must overcome for me..."
Woogachaka: also a good workout it seems
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB cosplay?
beowuuf: mapboardgames: the kid's link severed her sister's link, that was the problem
TheThromborax: this would be great cosplay if you actually had an exosuit
pygmybean: i use a wheelchair and my partner an lift me. might work lol
ArcOfTheConclave: birth?
nullvoid8: @fiftymcnasty pretty sure we're traversing multiple states
Aenir798: Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
nullvoid8: also, people are scared of timefall and BTs
TheThromborax: I am SO EXCITED to watch Paul watch the ending cutscene(s)
Xilats: Hideo's designs are all so dream like for me and it snags me in this weird way.
plummeting_sloth: I know it would have been extra wear and tear, but you would have brought this person to someplace overlooking an incinerator, just to make 'em nervous
nullvoid8: eeh, not from the sitting
beowuuf: exposition is tiring
fiftymcnasty: nullvoid8 so the only way to not cross states is being carried in a sack?
vegetalss4: It's impressive how calm that lady was able to stay as you skidded around on that hill
PharaohBender27: @pygmybean Feel like there's a difference between "My partner can lift me" and "My partner can walk a mile with me strapped to his back" :p
PixelArtDragon: About how much of the game have we done by now?
Tom_Bruise: Imean, that little backpack shelf doesn't seem to offer a lotta lumbar support
Xilats: Maybe you wouldn't be so tired if you didn't take a bunch of quick-aging rain to the face, aldy.
plummeting_sloth: alright, into the cargo slot
TheMerricat: Min 1
nullvoid8: @fiftymcnasty I meant USA states, but yes
Robot_Bones: How much to bet she just wants to sit in the Coccoon she's made forever now
MAPBoardgames: This Mama is cold! I'm not tipping you!
CaptainSpam: Wait, why is she on a stretcher?
pygmybean: @pharaohbender27 lol this is true.
nullvoid8: you cut her virtual umbilical cord, that's what's wrong with her
Tom_Bruise: her muscles have completely atrophied over the journey
plummeting_sloth: Mama's contents may have shifted during delivery
Steelwolf171: Hey, she was in that condition when I gother
TXC2: why are Lockne's eye's yellow?
nullvoid8: @TXC2 because that's the color of Lockne's eyes
PharaohBender27: Wait, "Our child?" Did Mama and Lockne telepathically conceive Mama's baby?
NotCainNorAbel: only her? are we not the ones walking around?
MAPBoardgames: Wait. "Our child"? Now I have more questions.
nullvoid8: *cough* kojima BS *cough*
Tom_Bruise: There has to be SOME distinguishing feature between the two I guess
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 did you miss the story about how the baby happened?
WyleeCoyote556: I think Mama was a surrogate?
TXC2: PharaohBender27 mama was the Suroget for Lockne
beowuuf: pharoahbender27: mama was a surrogate for lockne and her partner's kid
Xilats: "Look, she didn't have Fragile tattooed on her so I thought it was okay to drive off a cliff with her a few times."
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Yeah, I was on lrrHEATHER 's stream until a little after noon
MrUglama: we got her all the way for her to die?
Tom_Bruise: @MAPBoardgames one of them didn't have working ovaries, the other not a working womb, but by their powers combined..."
CaptainSpam: Welp, next delivery's all lined up, apparently!
plummeting_sloth: And Sam's like "Mann..I JUST walked past an incinerator"
fiftymcnasty: What did she die from?
Didero: @MAPBoardgames Mama carried Lockne's and Lockne's boyfriend's child
saucemaster5000: I love how much dead people are an inconvenience for you
thegoldrat: hope you bought package insurance.
Aenir798: Maybe that 16% is why she died.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Ah, OK, that actually makes real-world sense
aWabbajack: i took mama to hotsprings in way here
TheNerdWonder: For all we know, this is a soylent green society
WyleeCoyote556: @fiftymcnasty Acute Plot-itis
Laurence72: So, she could have lived longer if we had just BSed about elsewhere instead of delivering her?
wench_tacular: depends which 16%
Alahmnat: that's a lot of meters
MAPBoardgames: Paul, I'm starting to think you shouldn'tve bailed from the truck with Mama on your back.
Bellpei: Yeah, see. S rank. She's fine
nullvoid8: afaik, she died from having her umbilical cut
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Living girl is twin sister of mama, just before we went to mama's home and she gave us upgraded kink cuffs that can cut the umbilical cord of BT's to let them go away without blowing up. Then asked us to cut the cord on her baby.
plummeting_sloth: There should be a company wide notice about dying dramatically being extremely harder of courier staff
beowuuf: so when she said the baby kept her alive, it wasn't just cause it managed to attract attention of the rescuers?
X_modem: 16% from the rolling jump out of the truck I assume?
Xilats: @nullvoid8 She should just do what my Uncle Howard did and sewed on a new cord to save his life.
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, you're spending too much time clicking through menus, you gotta make that jaunt over to the ovens"
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 then told us how she never wanted kids but her twin sister did and her partner had died, so to keep the twin from sucidiing, she offered to be the surrogate since Mama couldn't make eggs and the twin's uterous had issues.
NeoSilverThorn: Sam Porter: Legend in his own mind.
PsychoI3oy: IIRC she does more exposition dump as you walk with her, but yes, she basically died in the collapse but was kept in this world by the link to the baby... somehow
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Living girl is twin sister of mama, just before we went to mama's home and she gave us upgraded kink cuffs that can cut the umbilical cord of BT's to let them go away without blowing up. Then asked us to cut the cord on her baby.
nullvoid8: @Xilats good luck sewing on a BT cord
PsychoI3oy: hence being cold when she goes to take blood from Sam
Xilats: Oh, jeez. I thought it said Margaret Quality and I was wondering what the scale of Quality is.
WyleeCoyote556: is this the same voice actor playing the other twin?
plummeting_sloth: "MEMO: All Bridges Staff, if capable of choosing a time in which to die dramatically, should attempt to die on in the vicinity of an incinerator"
DeM0nFiRe: She seems remarkably calm for having finally reconnected and then watched her die
TXC2: WyleeCoyote556 yes
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Ah
Bellpei: Kojima levels rising.
nullvoid8: Kojima time!
Didero: Now we just need a Me and we can do a whole Kamehameha
nullvoid8: "Mama was zombie"; "oh that makes sense" - Paul
Aenir798: Back to moving boxes!
DeM0nFiRe: i like how he put the qpid on to immediately rip it off LUL
Sarah_Margaret: Apparently this game will actually make most sense by the end.
vegetalss4: I think that's ancient egyptian soul names?
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe TBF they were telepathically connected somehow so she probably doesn't feel as if she's gone
Xilats: This new code just made me float!
PsychoI3oy: yes, Egyptian mythology
fiftymcnasty: Good thing after the cutting she stayed alive just long enough to make it here.
plummeting_sloth: Sam is doing a nice audience surrogate role here of acting mildly confused and non-plussed at what just happened
CaptainSpam: "Wait, what the hell, Sam? I didn't say to connect us! I was still considering!"
NeoSilverThorn: "Sorry, sorry!"
nullvoid8: Sam is a very good Dice Friends Adam
TheMerricat: Wasn't the point of having her recode the cuffs that she could prevent the 'bad' stuff from coming along with the network>
Tom_Bruise: he socked Mountain Knot City in the jaw and yelled Pop Goes The Weasel so it's fine
Didero: You remember being in the womb?
BusTed: Phantom ghost detection
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
nullvoid8: @TXC2 as I said, her eyes are the color they should be
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP lrrFINE awabbaCheeseBB
Bellpei: Sometimes it takes a ghost to catch a ghost?
sleepyshaman__: KOJIMA!
Robot_Bones: K
wench_tacular: different colured eyes!
Bellpei: Funky Phantom reboot?
beowuuf: ah, eye colour changed in one eye...
Aenir798: Now she has heterochromia
Mangledpixel: the Kojima levels are off the charts!
plummeting_sloth: god, can you imagine the direction given to the actress to do wthat with her hands
TXC2: good old Hetrocroma
Tom_Bruise: She fused with her Twin Sister's Ghost
keroan0: She got a real soul sister now
Xilats: So much Kojima
ArcOfTheConclave: was she always heterachromatic?
PsychoI3oy: welp, this is weird, better drink some beer and/or monster
TheMerricat: Chat, is Die Hardman is just a voyeur?
ArcOfTheConclave: *heterochromatic
TXC2: ArcOfTheConclave nope
nullvoid8: @ArcOfTheConclave no, Lockne had hazel eyes, Mama had blue
wench_tacular: "claim"
beowuuf: no, lockne had different colour eyes to her sister, now she has one of each
Didero: Wait, what year is this?
TXC2: ww1 was over a hundred years ago now :p
Alahmnat: spirited away is a different thing, Hardman
plummeting_sloth: spolier, game is set in 2019 :)
nullvoid8: ${Present Day}
CaptainSpam: Yeah, we just accept that these things happen in this world.
vegetalss4: Is reenactors not a possibility?
MAPBoardgames: I now know why she was called 'Mama', her actual name is impossible for Americans to pronounce.
plummeting_sloth: Sam was sent back to a VERY realistic LARP
fiftymcnasty: Beaches? the Bette Midler movie?
Didero: Research is literally dwelling on unanswered questions! How else are you gona answer them?
beowuuf: good timing for end of stream
TXC2: Fuck, I though the game broke there :p
PsychoI3oy: mapboardgames, i can't even type the a with a circle over it, how do you expect me to pronounce it?
Sarah_Margaret: Good time to call it a day!
TheMerricat: Gonna roll the "interact with BB" die again Paul? There are more cutscenes :P
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
Scy_Anide: Didn't Mama wear glasses? Does that make things real awkward for Lockne now?
Juliamon: Time For Horse Club
aWabbajack: awabbaThank lrrPAUL
nullvoid8: that lined up quite nicely
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
Tom_Bruise: We saw a woman fuse with her dead twin, so that was cool
wench_tacular: horses!
OldManJohnsonMB: I had to take a call so couldn't hear what was going on, but whatever that was happening looked weird, and therefore important
pygmybean: Draw Time! 😊
SilverBramble: Bye Paul!
beowuuf: horse! horse! horse! horse!
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
pygmybean: Horseeeee
PsychoI3oy: scy_anide, i wish she started wearing a monocle
aWabbajack: amazing
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB Mama died, soul became one with her sister's
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TXC2: !events
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beowuuf: stealth tech test, cool. Yeah, they've been cool, looking forward to this
OldManJohnsonMB: @TXC2 Ah so the usual
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, Paul lrrHEART
Robot_Bones: Can't Draw the horse's Club but we can draw the horse
beowuuf: i like this idea of doing a full q&a stream for some of the games like this :)
nullvoid8: good stream paul, climb those mountains!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
plummeting_sloth: Finally, LRR debuts a Drafee killer
beowuuf: can't draw horses, can draw a crowd to watch :)
TXC2: !patreon
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beowuuf: thanks for streaming paul! see you wednesday for more fun!
TXC2: !discord
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PsychoI3oy: 👍
GapFiller: bye Paul lrrPAUL see yr later lrrHEART
TXC2: !ytmember
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nullvoid8: do we know what the next DF will be yet? or are they hiding that until Q&A?
CaptainSpam: Can't draw horsES, plural. They can draw one horse.
TheAinMAP: Thanks for streaming.
pygmybean: gib me the horses
Laurence72: I can't draw horses, but I can draw spells in Final Fantasy Eight?
niccus: beware of streamers bearing horses
beowuuf: never look a gift stream in the mount
letfireraindown: no one knows you're a horse when you're on the internet
beowuuf: people are horses, when you're a streamer, when you're a streamer, people = horse
pygmybean: how would a horse wear pants
beowuuf: stylishly
nullvoid8: I won't make a pun, as I don't have a horse in this race.
beowuuf: that tracks
Laurence72: Feel like you can't draw a horse? Don't let those neigh sayers get you down!
beowuuf: hay! no puns allowed here.
pygmybean: it would behove you to take this stream seriously
TheMerricat: How to draw a horse, first draw a circle. then draw the rest of the damn horse.
nullvoid8: @pygmybean come on man, we're just horsing around
TXC2: horses don't ware pants, they ware tailored 3 piece suits
mtvcdm: How to draw a horse: first, gain its trust
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
pygmybean: @nullvoid8 ive asked you to reighn it in
LordZarano: 🚫✏️🐴♣️
SilverBramble: this is exciting!
Didero: That is CLEARLY a horse drawing, I feel lied to!
TheMerricat: Lovely logo.
beowuuf: first draw an oval, then bisect the oval with a line, then draw a horse looking at the bisected oval as if to say 'what the lrrEFF is that?'
piggy_sama: Is the the place for horses who cannot draw?
wench_tacular: this stream is a lie
CAKHost: horse!
BusTed: 🐎
GapFiller: we REALLY need a horse emote
CaptainSpam: First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! HORSE
GapFiller: hmm
Mangledpixel: it clearly says horseS, they're allowed one :p
TheMerricat: PrideWave
GapFiller: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW close enough for now
mtvcdm: lrrCHKN horse
LordZarano: lrrCOW
NotCainNorAbel: so do we start with the hoof and work up like a business or from the head down like the pyramids?
mtvcdm: Just a big ol' bucket of horse
TXC2: "what do we think of, when we think of horseseses?"
beowuuf: we always ask can we draw a horse, we never ask should we draw a horse?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: tablets out, warmups done, im ready to absolutely unintentionally brutalize the concept of horse
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today Can't Draw Horses Club will be drawing circles with or around @apsalar and @lunarjade ! Saddle up buckaroos! | 📷 ||
Mangledpixel: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #1383: "Is that what I think it is? That's a lens flare coming out of a horse's ass. It's the world's greatest lens flare." —Alex [2014-08-01]
mtvcdm: Draw a horse in the Brutalist style
CaptainSpam: Shame I've got actual workstuff to do...
RurouniGeo: that is a mighty strong looking horse
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Laurence72: HahaNyandeer
SleepyDeveloper: 🤔
pygmybean: i dont think ive ever drawn a horse
beowuuf: thankfully the horseshoe is oriented so the horse drawing power doens't leak out
piggy_sama: I'm able to watch this because I am on self-isolation. Too bad this is my last few days. Horse time!
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DirgeNovak: HORSES?!!!!!????!!?!!?!!???!!
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CaptainSpam: Next week, Can't Quarter Horses Club.
Nigouki: HORF!
coalfiber: oh no
TXC2: CaptainSpam booooo
beowuuf: quarter as in house them, right...
Juliamon: I drew a Rapidash once, does that count as a horse?
pygmybean: i thought horses quartered you?
Bellpei: Okay let's see this intro.
TXC2: Here we GO!
BusTed: horse
beowuuf: A+ intro
fredericosuave: this intro is already spectacular
Alahmnat: amazing
DeM0nFiRe: Haha solid intro
RocknGrohlNerd: I hope I'm here correctly cuz I can't draw horses or big dogs, not even small horses
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GapFiller: OH an actual intro too
PharaohBender27: katesLol
OldManJohnsonMB: Sold.
CaptainSpam: NICE.
CataclysmicReverb: Perfec.
Sarah_Serinde: All of these horses are very beautiful
TXC2: all A+ horses
SilverBramble: love it
nemryn: hello I am ready to can't draw a horse
keroan0: Those are some A+ horses!!
Laurence72: BATHORSE
Juliamon: That is an AMAZING intro
TXC2: Hello Cori
MAPBoardgames: Intro and everything!
CAKHost: Nice!
beowuuf: hey cori! and hey heather around somewhere
Alahmnat: hi Cori!
pygmybean: leEG?!
patbaer: Hell yeah
GapFiller: good evening Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
frnknstn: WOW.
nullvoid8: oh god hi cori
mtvcdm: That was amazing
Nigouki: noooooo my stream didn't auto start and i had to refresh and missed everything :(
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yes i am among my people
KV1NN4: i am sharing that intro with everyone i know XD
NotCainNorAbel: hi cori and heather
LordZarano: 🚫✍️🐴♣️⁉️
RocknGrohlNerd: hi gamers
RurouniGeo: I want a Can't Draw horses club t-shirt plz vttaroUwu
nullvoid8: please be less screen space
Rhynerd: Looks like Featherweight did one of the intro horses!
TheOtherTrevor: But who drew the horses in the intro
TXC2: !patreon
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RandomTrivia: Hi friends! Time to draw some horses or other things! lrrHEART
beowuuf: nigouki: first break, go rewatch the start for the intro :)
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
mtvcdm: Oh noooooo
plummeting_sloth: is it me, or is it a bit quiet?
patbaer: oh
coalfiber: Oh honey
NotCainNorAbel: oh my
Bellpei: Eeep!
wolgo: :<
pygmybean: oh HONEY noooo
GDwarf: Oh no
Indef_K: yikes
RandomTrivia: Oh shit
PharaohBender27: :O
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
wench_tacular: oh noes
RocknGrohlNerd: was it a horse?
Juliamon: seabatYIKES
emily_t_g: oh dear
nullvoid8: ooh no
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh no
BusTed: Oh dear.
piggy_sama: Oh jeez!!! That's a thing that happened.
wilcoxchar: oh no
RandomTrivia: YIKES
coalfiber: hooooly hell
TheMerricat: Oh dear.....
Didero: Oh no, did a lot of it break? D:
Bellpei: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Daedrin: I just got here this is an alarming series of angles
fredericosuave: oh no that happened to me recently :(
Brainsample3D: oh no
Gadora: eep
keroan0: Starting with a bang, eh?
NoTomToLose: What have I just tuned into :D
beowuuf: theothertrevor: it's called can't draw horses, it seems that one horse at a time is ok :p
piggy_sama: Everything is fine.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Didero: Stream already cursed before it started
pygmybean: ghost horse
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PharaohBender27: What made it fall!?
mtvcdm: Can't Keep Shelves Upright Club
Greypelt: Welp, I started this stream at a weird point <.<
Greypelt: Hi cori! :D
TXC2: PharaohBender27 Gravity
Bellpei: lrrSPOOP
emily_t_g: you're gonna do a great job!
SilverBramble: woo knock em dead Cori!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: DRAW STREAM DRAW STREAM
wolgo: Can't draw Horses & Almost get hit by a shelf Club
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RandomTrivia: You'll be great! We're here for it!
piggy_sama: If we don't look at it, it didn't happen.
CAKHost: Throw a blanket on it???
wench_tacular: this is why we affix to wall
PharaohBender27: ^
beowuuf: lrrCORI lrrHEART
pygmybean: cori : fear of shelf
ashiok_nightmare_moose: anchor them!!!
piggy_sama: If a shelf falls in a room, and nobody looks at it - did it really fall?
RurouniGeo: Shelf horror is the truest of all horror
TXC2: "the Shelves have a dark aura about them"
niccus: guess it's time to shelve those shelves
Juliamon: New TTSF: safe shelves
Indef_K: A shelf you try not to use is certaqinly a bad shelf.
Kaorti: why have shelf but not use?!?
RandomTrivia: Have they affected your Shelf-esteem? lrrBEEJ
LordZarano: Something for the next Tinker Tailor I guess
Laurence72: Shelfotipaphobia?
Simonark: So, omens then?
Yunas_Jet: this is the first stream I set a specific reminder to watch live. you'll be great Cori :D
EricTheOrange: water plants
DirgeNovak: Not affixing shelves to a wall sounds very un-Ian-like
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ⚓❗
HasturTheYellow: cheer500 RIP Shelf
Mangledpixel: the notifier noise is very loud for us
emily_t_g: Horses!
FuzBubbles: The notification sounds are way louder than you.
RocknGrohlNerd: Cheer50 this is already great stream, great work Cori
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Kaorti: it's hard to affix a shelf to a wall in a rental though
Aenir798: Notifications are much louder than you
fredericosuave: gotta go back to work but have fun in the stream!
Oscelot: Hi folks <3
OldManJohnsonMB: We're off to a great start. But is Cori very quiet compared to alerts, or just me?
TXC2: hello Oscelot welcome
RandomTrivia: Heh, the gooft subs have begun already :D
coalfiber: Yeah, that's a common issue.
Kaorti: yep, alerts are a bit loud
BusTed: mmhm
DirgeNovak: This week on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry: How to fix shelves
MrUglama: yes
Laurence72: The worst part of this is, how do you follow this up for the second stream? Have the ceiling fall in? A wall collapse?
RandomTrivia: lrrCIRCLE
pygmybean: oh god
LordZarano: @OldManJohnsonMB not very but quite
JadedCynic: I unpause the web client, then I unmute it....and Cori stops talking and pauses (with reason, but still :P )
TXC2: step one is surprisingly hard
nullvoid8: at least onw of those is not a circle
pygmybean: circles are my enemy and i do this for a living
HasturTheYellow: This is already great
RocknGrohlNerd: yes the step one is missing tha branch
Didero: Only one of those two is a circle anyway, the other is an oval
BusTed: 🤔
beowuuf: lol
RandomTrivia: That's too complex, start again? lrrBEEJ
DirgeNovak: they're both ovals
Robot_Bones: But how do we draw the club?
nullvoid8: that's honestly good advice for pictionary
Mangledpixel: are we supposed to be hearing a Heather too? because we can't
Laurence72: Step 3 is better than I usually do
ashiok_nightmare_moose: all animals are circles
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia instructions unclear - tied hair into cricles
PixelArtDragon: Ellipses!
ContingentCat: everything starts with circles
BusTed: snafflebridle
RocknGrohlNerd: circles in real life? what magic is this
Oscelot: Thanks @TXC2 <3 Going to be mostly lurking while I fight my cricut but had to make sure to make it.
Invitare: I think that's called a "bit"
Noy2222: Am I a circle?
Daedrin: can every stream start with a slightly weird powerpoint cuz im into it
OldManJohnsonMB: Every horse has at least 2 o-rings to function properly
Oscelot: *claps*
MAPBoardgames: Draw some circles lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS . Then add some details lrrGOAT
RurouniGeo: Everything is a circle
Laurence72: It's the Ciiiiiiiiircle of art!
Trinoxtion: Ellipses are just 3d circles not parallel to the drawing plane
JadedCynic: but all jokes aside, SMOOTH circles are a particularly difficult thing for me to freehand...
wench_tacular: good ted talk
Nigouki: the moon is only a circle if the video you're watching wasn't utterly ruined by someone changing the aspect ratio for no reason
beowuuf: ted talk: the next generation
SilverBramble: it's cited it must be accurate
danisfine: lol 10/10
EricTheOrange: B-
nemryn: first, consider a spherical horse
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: it's just circles all the way down
Mangledpixel: *golf clap*
TXC2: and that was Cori's TED talk, well done Kappa
BusTed: Hello!
patbaer: Hey there's Heather!
JadedCynic: hi Heather!
coalfiber: Hello, loud Heather.
Indef_K: *disjointed clapping*
wench_tacular: hi heather
Hrafnsvaengr: As a mathematician, I can confirm that circles: Very important
beowuuf: hey heather
GapFiller: hi Heather
pygmybean: hi heatheeeeerrrr
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: Heather is a bit loud
ContingentCat: clap clap clap clap
GapFiller: again
TXC2: Wow Heather is MUCH loader then Cori
Daedrin: heather is loudddd
GamesAndInk: Heather's the right volume, Cori's just super quiet
dylan16807: it's more that cori is quiet
SilverBramble: heather's a bit loud
ashiok_nightmare_moose: hiiiiii
Noy2222: The Moon is a square. Wake up sheeple!
frnknstn: cori a bit soft
iris_of_ether: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE
Aenir798: Cori is very quiet
TheOtherTrevor: lrrDOTS
KaleidoscopeMind: Heather is at notifier loudness
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Heather and the notifier are both much louder than Cori
LordZarano: Cori's a little quiet. Heather is very loud
RocknGrohlNerd: I was promissed not being able to draw horses, everybody is too good drawing circles already :D :D
CompletelyUnsure: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
kat2kool: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
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CranstonSnord: I say thee neigh!
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PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE_SG
nullvoid8: wait, you're supposed to *support* your friends? I should be taking notes
StickInMud: if spongebob taught me anything, you draw the face first, hten erase all the other stuff besides the circle
beowuuf: those stream were cool
RandomTrivia: Wait, I've just realised what's missing from this stream - the Bob Ross wig
pyronils80: Hello and good eveing! :) :) :)
Oscelot: That's much better thanks Cori
JadedCynic: perfect now they match!
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
JadedCynic: thanks! lrrAWESOME
plummeting_sloth: hey, that
Alahmnat: sub notifier can never be quiet as a rule, apparently
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TXC2: Much better thank you Cori
Simonark: Oh, that famous shelf.
plummeting_sloth: that's amn improvement
BusTed: Healthy layer of dust.
coalfiber: It looks like my room.
beowuuf: such dusty, much woah
kat2kool: just a touch of dust
wench_tacular: no, that is a dust monster
JadedCynic: cori's goin' digital
Oscelot: lol awww
dalefriesen: Does the tablet have dandruff?
Bowerbird7: literally dusting that off
beowuuf: shaka, when the shelf fell
ContingentCat: hello tablet friend
TXC2: Remember: Dust is mostly human skin Kappa
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun this is what carpets are for ;)
BusTed: Shaka
SilverBramble: a healthy rind formed on the tablet
TXC2: Hello dalefriesen welcome
wolgo: I was there when then shelf fell.
beowuuf: paper towel, when the shelf fell is the new darkok and jalad, clearly
Hrafnsvaengr: Shaka, when the shelf fell
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, we have a Dale! lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: the hair came with the tablet, as a freedbie
narset6691: we will all remember where we were when the shelf fell
JadedCynic: question: what do I do when the roll of paper towel has dust and cobwebs?
frnknstn: horse, her circles round
Oscelot: So that you can use voice commands to say "Jamess, on!"? ;)
Oscelot: It really is
ContingentCat: good name
plummeting_sloth: boy, they gave us all tablets for remote learning but then refused to allow IT to install USB drivers on the school computers they had us take home, so now everyone has a tablet they can ONLY use on their personal computer
PharaohBender27: I feel you there, lrrCORI
Kaorti: I was in commercial when the shelf fell. :(
JadedCynic: to err is human
JadedCynic: <3
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ElementalAlchemist: Hooray for new stream!
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beowuuf: jadedcynic: burn the house down?
RandomTrivia: lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
plummeting_sloth: which is say, weee free tablet practice
MAPBoardgames: !lovecori
dalefriesen: Heather has such nice handwriting
Metric_Furlong: anyway, time to paint some miniatures while people learn to draw
Robot_Bones: wow there is a Circle in Cori's Name!
RocknGrohlNerd: exactly Heather, I support that message
theleerm: horses!
emily_t_g: yay support!
Daedrin: that is a heart and a square none of those are circles
Oscelot: Hell yeah Heather
pyronils80: Nice handwriting Heather! lrrHEART
TXC2: and I'll also kick them out
beowuuf: all of the love for cori's class!
EricTheOrange: Oh hey got my first shot today so I'm about a month away from being fully vaccinated.
piggy_sama: OKAY, i found my drawing book - now I'mr eady
RandomTrivia: Anyone not supportive will answer to Heather. You do NOT want to answer to Heather. Heather knows how to use fire.
spethycakes: We support Cori and Heather! KPOPfan
Oscelot: And I'll bite them!
dbhkyle: YAY HORSE CLUB!
JadedCynic: @beowuuf but it's been raining for the past 9 days and no end forecasted, and only marginally above freezing...
KaleidoscopeMind: Time to draw some pre-owls and pre-horses
RechargeableFrenchman: I'm here because I support Cori (and Heather) ... and because I can't draw horses
beowuuf: great news erictheorange
GirlPainting: pyronils80 it is called heatheriting ;-)
nemryn: @EricTheOrange thumbs up!
HasturTheYellow: I'm here because I'm hot garbage at drawing and this felt right to do a learn-along with LRR as y'all are great :^)
Kaorti: Is heather talking?
Kaorti: Can't hear her
mitomanox: what's photoshop?
Oscelot: I feel like heather got muted again
BanditoHorse: I can also not draw horses
beowuuf: jadedcynic: yeah, but...dust and cobwebs....
pygmybean: the before-the-horse skeleton circles
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: I don't think I've drawn for probably 10.
patbaer: can't hear Heather
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun remember we can't hear heather when shes off screen.
Oscelot: SO rude
coalfiber: Death rides a pale horse.
PharaohBender27: OBS plz
VorlonScout: OBS is a problem
DirgeNovak: Not starting on MSPaint? Kappa
JadedCynic: @mitomanox a photo-editing suite
rangerboy87: I can not draw horses, or much else for that matter.
beowuuf: oh, BS!
GirlPainting: RARW
Mangledpixel: you can send the source to the back rather than hiding it
PharaohBender27: Nice one, @beowuuf ! :D
Oscelot: There we go
Bellpei: lrrFINE
Kaorti: OBS has a circle. Coincidince? you decide.
NoTomToLose: I learned from a comic that drawing horses is famously difficult
JadedCynic: ahhhh, this works! good idea, Cori!
kat2kool: the roaring is an important part of the art process
RechargeableFrenchman: @coalfiber I think if these issues continue Cori is going to relate more to War than Death, of the four
Oscelot: You can with some of them, depends on the stylus
GirlPainting: now we can have a facecam for heather aswell! ^^
coalfiber: hehehe
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: I haven't drawn for probably 10 years, but I am tempted to make some bad art while watching this. Can't draw anything club woo