GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: NUTS) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (12m from now).
TehAmelie: quick poll: how many tries do you need to figure out how to read this?
x0den: I forgot to keep count but it had to be more than 10 for me.
TehAmelie: only like five for me
LordZarano: Like 3? But I kinda just guessed at what it could be in my head after the first 2, and then checked to see if it worked
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: NUTS) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (8m from now).
TehAmelie: i had to get to "She believed so she believed she could believed did" and then it clicked
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat!
wildpeaks: ah, didn't realize they already finished Control
TehAmelie: we might say they've. . .taken control
Sarah_Serinde: They haven't, but Cameron's not on stream today so Cori's playing a game by herself
Alahmnat: I think they're taking a break, 'cause they definitely left off in the middle of the Foundation DLC
TheMerricat: They didn't finish it, I think they are just taking a break from it given the whole "motion sickness"
TehAmelie: oh no, my excellent joke
TheMerricat: lol chat, hive mind
Sarah_Serinde: I think today is Cameron's day to go acquire some important antibodies
Alahmnat: make sure he doesn't mix them with normal bodies
TheMerricat: BTW chat, I don't know if anyone has been following it but the youtube channel following the development of the Steam version of Dwarf Fortress released a video a few days ago and OMG I'm so in for when it comes out.
TehAmelie: are they finally doing mouse control?
TehAmelie: then i'm in
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: again
manwiththegoldencard: This is nuts!
manwiththegoldencard: literally
TehAmelie: i largely lost track of DF like 12 years ago when it was made clear to me they'd never ever do such a drastically complicated thing as mouse control
Greypelt: A stream talking about Nuts <.<
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Talking Simulator Cori will be tracking the movement of squirrels in NUTS! 📷 ||
gamercat88: Time to get nutty!?!?!
Blessings_from_the_Void: Sometimes you just need a big ol' nut.
djalternative: So, today we're talking about Rocky Mountain Oysters?
TehAmelie: i already foresee THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
LordZarano: 🐿️
TehAmelie: (had to be done)
RandomTrivia: If anyone wants a lesson in composition, yes that is the melody from the RQ opening used in the incidental music
Blessings_from_the_Void: !findquote nut
LRRbot: Quote #2529: "I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?" —Graham [2016-05-16]
Mushbie: @TehAmelie "That'll be 4 bucks baby, you want fries with that?"
TehAmelie: ah, reference locked and secured
TehAmelie: heh, i saw a gif of a squirrel going ham on a bird feeder in my other screen and thought that was a wild coincidence, except it was LRR's tweet
LordZarano: @Mushbie He just left! With NUTS!
Jean_Jacques_EB: nice right on time
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Mushbie: @LordZarano oh god I forgot that part.
Mushbie: *about that
TehAmelie: imagine being a nutmonger and being THAT excited about people buying nuts
Blessings_from_the_Void: Nutting Simulator
Blessings_from_the_Void: Wait no
Alahmnat: I still can't get over the 15fps of this intro, it's so perfectly 90s
beowuuf: hey cori
TheMerricat: Wrong platform @Blessings_from_the_Void :P
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori, you're looking very cool today
Alahmnat: hi Cori
TehAmelie: whoa it's Cori
DeM0nFiRe: 🕶️
GapFiller: looking STYLISH Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
TheMerricat: The reflection is weirding me out.
beowuuf: can't draw camerons :( can get nuts though!
wildpeaks: *gasp*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCORI_SG
RandomTrivia: Cori channelling Sunglasses shades Link there :D
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless emote modification
Nigouki: The squirrels know what they did
offbeatwitch: cori is invincible in these sunglasses
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wildpeaks: throwing shades I see
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Crokoking: oh yea - i played through NUTS - it is neat
Greypelt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
manwiththegoldencard: check out deez nutz
Luca0483: lrrEFF_SG
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wildpeaks: chat has been boop'd
ContingentCat: ooo
RandomTrivia: SKWERL
Anubis169: So I heard there were NUTS for sale?
electric_claire: Excited for some Squoyerism
wildpeaks: we're gonna check out deez nuts
TehAmelie: shoudl we just dedicate this stream to the philosopher BoÞades?
Alahmnat: voyer gyames
Blessings_from_the_Void: Sqrl
offbeatwitch: oh yeah i saw a high-tier watch&play game recently
Luca0483: lrrEFF lrrEFF_SG
Alahmnat: oh no the default Unity controller speed
GapFiller: o/~ This isnt some kinda metaphor / Goddamn this is real o/~
ContingentCat: tunnel
ContingentCat: maybe they are the boss of you
wildpeaks: narrator voice: videogame turns out the boss of us
TehAmelie: strong aesthetics, but i'm not sure what they're communicating yet
natedesuka: Get ye flask?
gamercat88: no flower picking
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're going to be exposed to a lot of squirrels
beowuuf: my 'no eval kneival' joke ruined by needing to look up the spelling.
niccus: is the gamma too intense or is it supposed to be this washed out
TheMerricat: "low expectatons"?
Juliamon: It feels deliberate
wildpeaks: I think it's supposed to be this washed out
CaptainSpam: lrrCOW
beowuuf: daddy gascan
wildpeaks: choo choo
TehAmelie: reminds me of the Jalopy school of art direction
ContingentCat: Oooo
Juliamon: ATV GOOOO
fubargames: So they wanted you to mess with that blank sign?
ContingentCat: keys? what is this let's nope?
beowuuf: thinking obra dinn with slightly greater colour pallette
wildpeaks: a key ? soon they'll ask about a generator at this rate
Blessings_from_the_Void: It was a horror game the whole time!
wildpeaks: I was only kidding, game
RandomTrivia: @wildpeaks Uhhhh
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beowuuf: wildpeaks, how does it feel to be so knowldegeable in the ways of gmaes :p
RandomTrivia: "Fax THIS!" *smash*
Blessings_from_the_Void: What if this is game is a sequel to The Birds, but it's The Squirrels?
wildpeaks: we're doing Science
beowuuf: mind blown, we can interact with the pale objects...
Luca0483: This is patrick
wildpeaks: FaxMax, the hero we need
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Gas stove? More like paperweight eh?
RandomTrivia: Who is Operations Manuel? Did he work here before us? lrrBEEJ
wildpeaks: a fancy crt
Decaped: this game needs better lighting to pull off this flat texture style.
Blessings_from_the_Void: I'm glad your wrote that down
InquisitorGaia: what if its full of water
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: first try!
RandomTrivia: benginTry
RandomTrivia: Who did we fax it to? We didn't put a number in...
fubargames: So far there's been a distinct lack of both squirrels and nuts...
CAKHost: I have this feeling I should say "It's a beautiful day outside and you are a horrible photographer"
RandomTrivia: Huh. The Pokemon Snap remake looks weird lrrBEEJ
offbeatwitch: mail order research caravan
Blessings_from_the_Void: Male order
wildpeaks: gesundheit
Alahmnat: are... are we mail order?
djalternative: Mail order Males
RandomTrivia: Ominous
Luca0483: Wow
Alahmnat: new colors just dropped
RandomTrivia: It's so ORANGE
InquisitorGaia: color scheme changed
InkyGhoast: holy orange batman
SachielOne: Hey, who made In Other Waters first person?
Boon_33: reads game description... *pupils dilate* ooOoo
djalternative: yeah. things like waila are great
RandomTrivia: Emergent gameplay!
matthaus_c: oh shoot. that's a _strong_ visual identity
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
matthaus_c: no munnies
wildpeaks: we might be paid in exposure bucks
Alahmnat: lrrHERE
TheMerricat: I'm a bit worried that we can't call out.
Greypelt: I assume this is some type of mystery game? <.< Things are sounding SUS
ThankYouUro: Moshi Moshi?
DoodlestheGreat: We're paid in squirrels.
offbeatwitch: that fax is FAST
Blessings_from_the_Void: Your money you say? Uhhhh.... We're going through a tunnel! chrhrhshh
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
noSmokeFire: aw, can we not hang up in the middle of the conversation?
RandomTrivia: Stupid gravity...
beowuuf: Did you just say "chrhrhshh"?
TheMerricat: BTW chat - in case this tickles your fancy.
RandomTrivia: Huh, taking a screenshot the old fashioned way
Asimech: So hit record, then nap? Got it. Something about a camera and pointing it away from a tree but I'm sure it can wait.
RandomTrivia: LUL
noSmokeFire: perfect
Boon_33: that might be all your food in those cans.
ThankYouUro: ready for launch!
RandomTrivia: Everything about this is very "I don't know what I was expecting"
RandomTrivia: It's amazing
TheMerricat: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect!
noSmokeFire: too much dark matter in that can
Luca0483: Solid object bag
CaptainSpam: That is not a particularly useful trash can.
RandomTrivia: Flawless
Blessings_from_the_Void: Too much air, can't fit
ThankYouUro: immersion, RUINED
CAKHost: Garbage can: No
SquareDotCube: it'll decompose
Asimech: And that's why we call it the _garbage_ can and not the helpful can.
noSmokeFire: that's coming out of your paycheck
wench_tacular: load bearing note
ThankYouUro: i'm gonna call someone "New Boots" sometime
noSmokeFire: is this Five Nights at Freddys with squirrels?
RandomTrivia: E N H A N C E
tim19862: I hope this has a happier story than FIrewatch, even though I loved Firewatch
beowuuf: pitch for this game: "it's like that scene from aliens: special edition, except its cameras and its squirrels"
TehAmelie: when do you think this is set? could be any time after the 1970s but just out of cellphone range
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TehAmelie: squirrel!
PendelSteven: 'Ello
noSmokeFire: put that right up on the fridge
wench_tacular: sinister squirel
ThankYouUro: So when does the psychological horror begin?
RandomTrivia: @ThankYouUro Hasn't it already? Kappa
TehAmelie: psychological horror can be everywhere if you just want it to be
PendelSteven: I dunno, this game seems... Nuts
Boon_33: trail cams must have been garbage in 1982
beowuuf: 1997 then?
CAKHost: Is Simon a ninja?
PendelSteven: Seems correct
Asimech: Squirrel with a 'stache?
RandomTrivia: "The stash"? Is the squirrel a drug dealer?
PendelSteven: Just a bit before mainstream cable internet was a thing
RandomTrivia: Oh that was disorientating
wench_tacular: alien abduction time skips?
RandomTrivia: Dammit Simon! One job!
fubargames: Is Nina secretly a squirrel trying to steal the stash?
azureHaights: So I take it NUTS is short for NU booTS lrrBEEJ
ThankYouUro: Is this how it is to be a Persona protagonist who uses their time slot?
RandomTrivia: I absolutely adore the way you open the boxes by smashing them to pieces
PendelSteven: Ah yes, tapes were still in use in 1997
TeodorantZMX: hi, just entered, is there a second person in the stream?
beowuuf: uuuuh
PendelSteven: certainly minitapes
Blessings_from_the_Void: I'm telling you this because you don't know what company you work for
RandomTrivia: That name was chosen by a committee LUL
Orgmastron: Audio logs!
ContingentCat: @TeodorantZMX nope Cam isn't here today
DeM0nFiRe: Woah black betty, panoramaland (sorry)
TehAmelie: just us and Cori and the squirrels
beowuuf: no second, cori on own,
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
ThankYouUro: Random documents and audio logs: We find them stuck to notice boards, We find them under dogs. We're gonna put them in a file And give it a review When we're bored of all the gameplay, But we've nothing else to do.
BusTed: tqsWow
PendelSteven: As it should
wench_tacular: nerdgasm
Asimech: @ContingentCat But we just got our second cam.
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beowuuf: we are the squirrel...
PendelSteven: we are the children
RandomTrivia: It sounds like an "endangered life" kind of thing
Luca0483: Viago is a name
hackingderps: they've stopped construction here because of burrowing owls... dunno.
Blessings_from_the_Void: They also seem to have a very high budget to photograph just squirrels
ContingentCat: AU where squirells are endangered?
lirazel64: They stopped logging for owls once...
PendelSteven: Oh you said "we are the squirrel", not "the world" ;)
Boon_33: that ship has sailed till you record night 2
Mangledpixel: Viago is apparently a Dutch name
Luca0483: Viago, in addition to being a person-name, is also the name of an actual factual company
Asimech: "Viago, Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia"
wench_tacular: no poops today
beowuuf: viago is Taika Waititi's character in what we do in the shadows :D
Mushbie: as long as it isn't full
LurkerSpine: woah this game is trippy looking
kusinohki: cori land er?
Boon_33: this might be the most important male squirrel that has ever lived, without his biodiversity the entire ecosystem will collapse.
beowuuf: kusinohki sergeJustRight
fox_clouds: There are several species of squirrels considered endangered, including several in Asia.
Mashamino: no deuces: pooper's stuck
SoldierToken: rabbits and turtles being infamous for well maintained landscaping
TheMerricat: Watch to the end?
Asimech: "4 days remaining."
Gizmoloid: turtle and rabbit settings on a lawnmower sound a bit... gory
Mushbie: we have a spooler on a hydrolic hose cutting machine at my job. it also uses the turtle / hare symbols
Alahmnat: our mower had a turtle/rabbit toggle too, but it was for the self-propelled wheel speed
TheWriterAleph: five nights at squirelly's
frotte_pipi: If you can run in a walking simulator is it really a walking simulator?
PendelSteven: I dunno about Viago
PendelSteven: Doesn't sound Dutch to me at all
PendelSteven: If anything Spanish
PendelSteven: But certainly there's the Latin via in the name
PendelSteven: that means 'way'
TheWriterAleph: heheh
PendelSteven: as in the meaning of via in English: by the way of
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCORI
PendelSteven: Go is either a Japanese game or just English for ... to go
lirazel64: Lots Bugz, though.
PendelSteven: No word in Dutch that is "go"
mystdream: the western gray squirrel in WA state is endangered and preserving it's habitat is one of the important steps in conservation
PendelSteven: there's god, golf, [ik] gooi, but no go :)
PendelSteven: out of those "ik gooi" = I throw
PendelSteven: the rest you know
TehAmelie: in the north swedish vernacular, go means cuddly
maestrith: Looks like she found the nuts.
PendelSteven: There is a Vampire in What We Do in the Shadows called Viago, and that one is German
ThankYouUro: Oh look, Nuts! *Rolls Credits*
Juliamon: PendelSteven While this is interesting info, it's not terribly relevant right now.
PendelSteven: I know
offbeatwitch: uh.
NotCainNorAbel: 'finial' destination
Luca0483: It no longer, uh, ends.
Boon_33: you print it to fax it... just like real life in heck.
TehAmelie: a squirrel a night keeps the, uh, fax lines tight?
PendelSteven: Certainly reminds me a bit of life in the late 90s
PendelSteven: or life around me
TehAmelie: clearly what this game needs is a mod that gives you a combo fax/printer/phone
PendelSteven: I dunno if that existed back then
TehAmelie: never said it would be realistic
TehAmelie: just sweet
PendelSteven: But I certainly like the youtubevids of Techmoan
PendelSteven: Saw one of the first talking clock from... 1971
ThankYouUro: Did you maybe just get a bad shot of the Squirrel last time=
Luca0483: Did you send a fax that was a frame too early?
PendelSteven: That used a magneto-optic drive
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe you had the right place but needed a slightly different shot?
offbeatwitch: yeah i feel like you should've had it
Blessings_from_the_Void: Maybe send the photo you took during the day of just the acorns?
JqlGirl: maybe closer? also maybe move the flag to mark the spot?
dougma: This has a FireWatch feel to it. Same people?
Alahmnat: or possibly it's just that you need a second day's photo to show it's his stash?
PendelSteven: I think the first time I took a digital photo was in... 1999
LordZarano: Point both cameras at it?
ThankYouUro: "Day 346, they still think i'm taking pictures of squirrels"
PendelSteven: It was very handy for the schoolpaper you can imagine
Blessings_from_the_Void: You've now spent a week photographing one squirrel
PendelSteven: Or just imagine making a schoolpaper with old school photo's....
PendelSteven: make photo, develop, scan photo in....
Juliamon: PendelSteven You're veering off-topic again
PendelSteven: Sorry
Mushbie: okay bad Danish joke about Squirrels.
MrTheWalrus: Why are we spying on squirrels?
ArdentSlacker: oh THIS nuts. I was wondering if it was good.
ThankYouUro: So when do we find the mangled bodies of former researchers?
Luca0483: Or, hear me out, you can go look for it. It'll be on the map, somewhere.
PendelSteven: Why nut?
TehAmelie: til squirrels' brains grow in the fall to let them remember where they stash their nuts, and then they shrink for the rest of the year
Juliamon: ArdentSlacker I think you mean *deez* Nuts
Mushbie: what do you call a squirrel anus? a "nødudgange"
dougma: huh... not the same peopel as Firewatch, but I would say heavilly influenced
ContingentCat: @MrTheWalrus because e can
TheMerricat: @MrTheWalrus we are a recent grad student doing muck work for the professor. Local company wants to build a damn, prof wants to prove that the area is protected.
MrTheWalrus: Ooh, context!
PendelSteven: darmn dams
ArdentSlacker: @Juliamon No, they're not Dee's, I think it said they were professor Nina's.
LordZarano: This game has a NUTS art style
Mushbie: "nød" is nut. "udgang" is exit. "nødudgange" is emergency exit
PendelSteven: Reminds me of Obra-Din
TehAmelie: hey, did somebody ask for nuts?
PendelSteven: Also, I'm pretty sure companies can't build dams in my country unless of course, they're contracted by the (local) government
TehAmelie: "nüsse" means nut. better not ask about the rest
TheMerricat: I love the fact that since realistic gaming has sort of hit a plateau wrt ease of creating vs rewards, that people have explored these sort of alternate styles that hide the 'primitive' nature of their 3d assets.
Luca0483: So left of #1, right?
andysoo89: Are we... stalking a squirrel?
PendelSteven: Yeah, this game is... Nuts
SoldierToken: no, we are stalking a whole bunch of squirrels
kusinohki: how long before someone goes a bit squirlly doing this job do you think?
TheMerricat: We are a recent grad student doing muck work for the professor. Local company wants to build a damn, prof wants to prove that the area is protected. To do that we are looking for where squirrels hide their NUTS and make their nests.
Asimech: Likely Dan. He's kinda known for it.
Trahas: Is Cori alone today? Also great first stream yesterday for the horse drawing club
TheMerricat: Yep Cam is off.
Mangledpixel: ah yeh, great job with CDHC
ArdentSlacker: I can't believe I'm this invested.
JqlGirl: What's Horse Drawing Club?
kusinohki: we are all alone together!
RandomTrivia: I think you'll find a bunch of cams are on, looking for squirrels Kappa
maestrith: She has 2 Cams today...
Juliamon: JqlGirl New Monday stream, Can't Draw Horses Club
JqlGirl: Yes, but what is it?
TheMerricat: @JqlGirl Cori and guests doodling.
RandomTrivia: Fundamentally an art stream
ContingentCat: @JqlGirl new stream about drawing horses and the struggles therein
RandomTrivia: It's great Slow TV with great people
Mashamino: @maestrith well-played
TehAmelie: i'm still sad i missed the premiere live, it was great
RandomTrivia: Yesterday we learned about circles! benginHype
TheMerricat: Remember Cori, gamers never look up :P
maestrith: @Mashamino Thank you :)
TheMerricat: LOL :)
Asimech: "Yesterday" Me: *Is confused in UTC+3*
kusinohki: flock of flying squirrels comes out of nowhere...
LordZarano: @JqlGirl It's this but as a stream (last time they were working on step 1)
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone late but still made it
Orgmastron: !break
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ContingentCat: !badadvice
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Wolfstrike_NL: !quote
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wynternyghtynggale: howdy @RandomTrivia
TehAmelie: hey chat, are you a blow on your food person or a hafafafafafaa person?
InkyGhoast: blow on food
RandomTrivia: TOS
TehAmelie: let's save that for another time i guess
TheWriterAleph: LUL
RandomTrivia: Thanks Matt.....
BusTed: 🤔
InkyGhoast: lol
wordcandy70: isn't dice thrones tomorrow's CTS in person game?
wynternyghtynggale: burn my mouth then blow get tired of blowing and burn my mouth again
RandomTrivia: ^
Mashamino: video games make words do strange things
PendelSteven: So I'm a bit confused. Is this game made in Denmark?
ContingentCat: @wordcandy70 yup, they're playing it remotely much like they do with magic
kusinohki: @wordcandy70 they plan to use a system very similar to their magic streams
wordcandy70: ty. good idea
BusTed: lrrCOW
Mashamino: uhhhh
Alahmnat: um
maestrith: WTF?
TheWriterAleph: is that dynamite
InkyGhoast: UHMM
wynternyghtynggale: tnt
ContingentCat: um Squirrel?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Alahmnat: unsafe nutting
juneblue58: That is indeed dynamite. Also matches.
offbeatwitch: it's probably fine
kusinohki: booby trapped stash?
Zappeljakob: those are for these really hard nuts
ContingentCat: that squireel woke up and chose violence
wynternyghtynggale: his hoard is dynamite
CAKHost: This isn't supposed to be a horror game, is it?
maestrith: Something tells me that this plot is about to get real deep.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought dynamite was nut safe. are you telling me it was not safe instead?
kusinohki: "night of the living squirrels"
Alahmnat: @ContingentCat arguably violence is already being threatened against him from the hotel company trying to gentrify the forest
PendelSteven: I mean literally the game designer's last name is Van Hove and guess what? Before she married a friend of mine's last name was Van Hove
offbeatwitch: you picked the other one
Mushbie: @pendelsteven Reykjavik, Montreal, Berlin and Copenhagen
offbeatwitch: you picked squirrel 1's stash picture
PendelSteven: That explains it then
ggodopaste: What is this?
Rabbt300: Are we sure right pic was sent?
Luca0483: @PendelSteven one of them lives in Reykjavík
TheMerricat: I feel like if I were to fax you a picture of a squirrel stash with explosives in it, it wouldn't matter if you 'had it already', you'd report it to the authorities.
ArdentSlacker: Wait, IS that the obra din?
Mushbie: so its a small cross country team
Asimech: A boat, killed with dynamite perhaps?
PendelSteven: the one in Reykjavik is probably Marín Björt Valtýsdóttir
TheWriterAleph: myes exquisite framing
adamjford: Hello, I just got here. What's the elevator pitch for this game?
CAKHost: So explosive!
ContingentCat: that is art
TheWriterAleph: squirrel's goin NUTS
flailingsoup: arson squirrel arson squirrel
Luca0483: @PendelSteven nope, Jonatan Van Hove
kusinohki: I swear Nina is calling long before the fax has a chance to go through
Alahmnat: it IS Firewatch
Rabbt300: Squirrel Stalking Simulator (with Dynamite)
PendelSteven: @Luca0483 akwardly enough
Mashamino: ah, day 1 of Purple season
TheWriterAleph: groundhog day! with squirrels. Squirrelhog Day
TheAinMAP: Day 1? Again?
LurkerSpine: two lines?
wynternyghtynggale: someone doesnt know how fax works
ContingentCat: magic?
wynternyghtynggale: babies!!
KV1NN4: two phone lines?
Boon_33: magnets.
TheWriterAleph: "printer supplies?! can you speak up i'm in a towel"
surtur15: what is the count on "this game is NUTS" jokes?
ArdentSlacker: I'm more concerned that your phone doesn't allow you to dial out. So you can't notify the authorities.
offbeatwitch: ok the mission number is 5 at least. we haven't gone back in time
kusinohki: super secret squirrel
wynternyghtynggale: yes the Earl of squirrel is coming to get you
JqlGirl: secret squirrvice
TheMerricat: Beware getting a burn notice....
Boon_33: day 35, mission: escape from Tarkov with agent squirrel.
Rabbt300: 1. FInd Stash, 2. LIght DYnamite, 3.Extract ballistically
RechargeableFrenchman: Something fishy going on here
Zappeljakob: Smells fishy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey! I like the deer people.
offbeatwitch: fish repairs
PendelSteven: Well, a monitor
offbeatwitch: they have the super skookum wifi
TheMerricat: ham radio?
kusinohki: never thought I'd hear "wi-fi" and "fax" in the same sentence
Asimech: wi-fax
PendelSteven: Oh, fax still exists
Mushbie: fax over voip to sip
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun from reading the discussions, each 'case' is the checkpoint.
before_damage: How is Cori doing today?
TheMerricat: Going NUTS
wynternyghtynggale: @before_damage she is going nuts
before_damage: Good??
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: All our progress is knowledge, right? If we reset to day 1, we don't lose anything
ArdentSlacker: you ever just get stuck in holes?
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
maestrith: Squirrels like logs.
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.
andysoo89: Do the squirrels react to the cameras in any way?
TheMerricat: We are a college grad doing muck work for the local university. A company wants to build a damn in the area and we are doing a survey of where squirrels stash their nuts and nests to stop them'
TehAmelie: those cameras look like they cost at least five figures. . .hope they can't fall over
kusinohki: environmental study to stop a dam, but couldn't stop logging??
adamjford: No Cameron today, eh? I hope he's doing alright and/or getting some well-deserved rest
PendelSteven: Anyhow, I told before half of the Dutch live abroad, so a Van Hove on Iceland? Sure.
Juliamon: adamjford This was scheduled, it's fine
BusTed: We have a rogue squirrel.
ContingentCat: bonus squirrel?
Luca0483: Find out both squirrels!
adamjford: @Juliamon Great! I still hope those things, of course
PendelSteven: Andhey, technically I've got a Flemish surname, but I'm off the hook since I live in Zeelandic Flanders.
TheMerricat: @kusinohki given the last stash we found had explosives in it....
PendelSteven: Literally about half of the population if not more has a Flemish surname in my town
Loonatic93: Nuts to you all!
ArdentSlacker: I really appreciate the fences indicating the limits of the map.
RandomTrivia: Same to you Loonatic93! lrrHEART
Luca0483: yes
maestrith: I wonder how long it will take until we find a Nuke?
kusinohki: nuke before or after finding a moose?
PendelSteven: They're not Wurms
Loonatic93: So, is this like Pokemon Snap, but for squirrles?
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TheWriterAleph: sneaky varmint
accountmadeforants: Squirrels: Masters of Stealth
ContingentCat: @Loonatic93 more or less yeah
PendelSteven: Due time for new Squirrel Girl comic in which she plays this game
kusinohki: oof, could you imagine this game if the squirrels had enough ai to attempt dodging cameras or go behind them when possible?
ArdentSlacker: I... wonder if the two squirrels meet up and you have to find where the other one starts from.
Loonatic93: This color scheme is the visual equivalent of dissonance.
RandomTrivia: Aha! Sneaky!
BusTed: Got there.
TheMerricat: swich to turtle?
TheWriterAleph: boing
kusinohki: turtle setting?
BusTed: enhance
LordZarano: 🐢
TheMerricat: lol
offbeatwitch: "cool, good enough"
TheWriterAleph: bow-chicka
Akaiatana: Hey Cori, loved your horsed-perspective drawings yesterday!
CryptiEX: What's this game about?
Loonatic93: So, we are trying to get pictures/video of some sort of special sub-species of nocturnal squirrel?
TheMerricat: We are a college grad doing muck work for the local university. A company wants to build a damn in the area and we are doing a survey of where squirrels stash their nuts and nests to stop them'
silenceaux: Excellent framing
v_nome: Maybe framing is slightly off?
Akaiatana: My brain is trying to make a rodent/residence pun, but I don't think it can work
staticdisplay: @Akaiatana Like a capybara cabana?
TheMerricat: Can you imagine brute forcing this? just wandering around on the first day till you found the stashes?
Decahawk: I dont think you printed the right picture there Cori. The printer has its own setting knob for which camera
Luca0483: Are you sure that's the right squirrel?
TheMerricat: I think our squirrel was in the upper right corner of 1 near the end
BloodnBullets: I just got here, why are we stalking squrriels?
TheMerricat: We are a college grad doing muck work for the local university. A company wants to build a damn in the area and we are doing a survey of where squirrels stash their nuts and nests to stop them'
staticdisplay: @BloodnBullets For their nuts
PendelSteven: Good luck! Have fun! Bye bye!
TheMerricat: have a good one @PendelSteven !!
staticdisplay: Oh I thought it was because we wanted the nuts for ourselves
Rabbt300: we stalk squirrels because the wolverines were too cranky about it
Mollylele: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:27:22.
TehAmelie: fun way to make a game about low stakes and still have you do unquestionably good things
Loonatic93: So, does the character have green-blue color blindness?
LordZarano: Also: Dynamite?!
Luca0483: So, which of those two is ours
TheMerricat: lol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: *that* is a squirrel
TheMerricat: lol
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends.
RandomTrivia: Heh
TehAmelie: claimed by the squirrels is my professional title
Luca0483: We know kinda where the other one starts
EldarLuin: So, this is Pink Firewatch?
RandomTrivia: Hello there Electrodyne benginHi
flailingsoup: "did you follow the other one yet" uh you asked me 10 seconds ago but sure.
Electrodyne: Did I miss all the "DEEZ" jokes?
Juliamon: You did, but there's always time for more
RandomTrivia: We've been skirting them, or taking them as read. In other words, feel free. There's plenty of space for them
Luca0483: @Electrodyne yes, unfortunate i know
SachielOne: The Viago Institute is just a cover. We're actually investigating a squirrel-related SCP.
UponMyOath: We talked about how this could take an amazing swerve into horror yet?
Electrodyne: Awesome! I can't wait to think of one.
EldarLuin: Looks like a werebeaver came through here...
RandomTrivia: LUL
Electrodyne: Y'know what song I haven't heard in a while? Disco Duck by Rick Dees.
TehAmelie: i suggested the stream just be dedicated entirely to the great philosopher Boþades and since then i think we were done
TheMerricat: dun dun DUNNNN!!
Alahmnat: are the squirrels paying us?
SachielOne: SCP Foundation. I knew it.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we're being funded by big squirrel
kusinohki: we're being funded by squirrels!
silenceaux: She knows to be suspicious of venture capital
Mashamino: if we're so well-funded, why are we just one person with 2 cameras with very short tapes?
xerjen: Secret squirrel conspiracy? Really?
Asimech: So. Do the squirrels have a story to tell or is this just their kink?
TheMerricat: Lady, we sent you a picture of a squirrel's stash with dynomite in it.....and MATCHES next to them.
Jensling: Squirrels funding filming squirrels?
Akaiatana: ACORN is actually an organization around here :P
Loonatic93: The checks are signed by a Ms. Doreen Green.
flailingsoup: we've gotten unknowingly involved in a squirrel turf war
Electrodyne: Cori, search for a trenchcoat
Mangledpixel: can you do the thing where you point the camera at its own screen?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Electrodyne who told you!?!
Mushbie: @akaiatana the Arm Acorn?
RandomTrivia: Mangledpixel stop trying to break spacetime!
RandomTrivia: :D
Mangledpixel: hehe
Electrodyne: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat AHA! J'ACCUSE!!!
EldarLuin: *carefully looks for Werebeaver instead of squirrels*
silenceaux: The suspicious stump!
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
BloodnBullets: I came here to pass through and watch the VOD of the PPR, but now I'm way to invested already.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Electrodyne oh no! My perfect cover has been blown!
RandomTrivia: I love that the handset wobbles so aggressively when the phone rings
Akaiatana: A close up of deez.
xantos69: Just got here. What dis?
TheMerricat: LOL
RandomTrivia: @BloodnBullets That's how they get ya :D
EldarLuin: Smile for the camera!!!
LordZarano: I suggest we name the 3rd 🐿️ Stumps
RandomTrivia: @xantos69 There are squirrels. (allegedly) We must find.
kusinohki: "is this your hole?" "I don't know, I'm stumped"
BusTed: Set dressing.
Loonatic93: "Is This Your Hole" a new LRR stream where we play games that involved holes. This month? Golf!
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Mangledpixel: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
TheMerricat: I miss those.
Mangledpixel: me too
Luca0483: We're eating dog food?
BusTed: Chillin'
EldarLuin: Enhance!!!
Loonatic93: @Luca0483 Well, how else are we going to get such a shiny coat?
kusinohki: but can you get a close up?
Electrodyne: The squirrels' secret is safe with us. We walnut give it away.
ContingentCat: that should be close enough
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
Electrodyne: I'm kind of acorny guy
Akaiatana: This isn't a joke: I used to do overnight, outdoor security and once had a tug of war with a squirrel over a five-pack of Snickers.
ReadyPlayerRogue: What up?!
xantos69: @Akaiatana DId you win?
TheMerricat: @Akaiatana braver than I. If wild animal wants something from me, I give it to them. don't need rabid shots.
Orgmastron: Bunkers in the forest? We Tarkov now
EldarLuin: Neat clipping
Mashamino: clipping clipboard, heh
RandomTrivia: We don't need to watch the squirrels for long, we just have to Pecan then step back lrrBEEJ
Mangledpixel: Noclipboard
delta__vee: ^
andyboyd454: I just got here, what's going on?
Akaiatana: @xantos69 We split the prize. It was stolen property.
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel BRAVO puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap puttylClap
kusinohki: boots??!! nice promotion!
TheWriterAleph: i'll go NUTS
TheWriterAleph: sorry.
Alahmnat: maybe you should do more than write a letter *before* someone gets hurt?
asthanius: Do we know if phone lady is NOT a squirrel?
TehAmelie: almost definitely 50 squirrels in an overcoat
TheMerricat: @asthanius she did clam that she did this study when she was a grad...
Orgmastron: This hole was made for you!
vellebastet: hello hello!
asthanius: @TheMerricat Are you implying squirrels can't get a higher education?
silenceaux: It sure happened though
BloodnBullets: squirrel druids
Akaiatana: Hopefully you can catch the culvert
Loonatic93: This study is being overseen by a Dr. Green, Doreen.
TheMerricat: @asthanius I'm just saying, even if she's a human, the squirrels might have gotten to her...
Electrodyne: Don't let the squirrels cashew saying things about them
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
EldarLuin: When did we get to Channelwood?
Akaiatana: @KV1NN4 cement is used in concrete. Cement is the glue in it.
kusinohki: who's Doreen Green? she's been mentioned a couple of times, but I don't know the reference
xantos69: You could play 50% of a game of fetch with the squirrels on my college campus. You would roll a walnut down the main flight of stairs just off the quad and the rule was it would never hit the bottom before one of those eager little critters would run over and snatch it up.
SachielOne: Concrete is the stone-like substance, cement is the binding agent used to make concrete
RandomTrivia: Squirrels are hugely under-represented across all of Macademia lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: @kusinohki the Marvel Superhero Squirrel Girl.
RandomTrivia: They tend to go for vocational careers instead
RandomTrivia: I didn't mean to break that into 2 lines and I ruined my own joke...
TehAmelie: Concrete was also a pretty rad comic book
Akaiatana: You destroyed the tree, you dirty dam apes!
BloodnBullets: did you get a photo of the cut tree?
Luca0483: Parkour! *falls*
kusinohki: @Loonatic93 ty. feel like I should have known that. only seen her in marvel rising and it's been over a year or so...
Loonatic93: @kusinohki That was a really fun series.
kusinohki: they're working on the dam already? Damn!
SachielOne: Next up: squirrels with demo charges.
EldarLuin: Have a nice dam vacation. Feel free to take all the dam pictures you want...
vellebastet: This art style
MrVirite: Still got that dynamite?
MrVirite: I'd be a damn shame if something happened to it....
RandomTrivia: For this purpose we actually need Dam-namite lrrBEEJ
kusinohki: find a squirrel informant
TehAmelie: Pinhead shows up goin "we have such sights to show you" and then he swoops you away to this place of reckless devastation
TehAmelie: (Hellraiser, get it)
dangerseeker77: <3
SachielOne: Pinhead hasn't been around much. He took one look at the internet and NOPED back to the Labyrinth.
Mushbie: @tehamelie what is Pinheads favorite type of camera? pinhole
TheMerricat: Wasn't one of the last Hellraisers set in space against Jason or something?
Jensling: parkour!
RandomTrivia: Parkour champion!
CAKHost: You can feel tall!
kusinohki: now find the sub ocean!
Akaiatana: Peter Parkour
kusinohki: busy phone lines? but she called us so quickly
RaklarLS: ooh, this game! I played the demo and it was a bit too close to bio field work for me :D (conspiracies aside)
TheMerricat: might want to reset 2 in case we get a double feature?
Akaiatana: What year is this set? The steam page doesn't say, offhand
TehAmelie: the land of corded phones and fax machines
TheMerricat: @Akaiatana I would guess the 90s
RandomTrivia: Oh no I looked away for a second and Cori is having an existential crisis
Akaiatana: She seems squirrely
RaklarLS: given how underfunded these groups usually are, it could be now. You're just using 30 year old equipment
snowmonkey99: I just got here... what is this boring job simulator?
TehAmelie: i think it was Corey Doctorow who said "the future is already here, only unevenly distributed"
mystdream: why not just send that picture again after the 20 one
TheMerricat: We are a college grad doing muck work for the local university. A company wants to build a damn in the area and we are doing a survey of where squirrels stash their nuts and nests to stop them'
TheMerricat: And of course we've discovered a bunch of shady doings by the company so far.
SachielOne: Someone start playing some Tangerine Dream!
TheMerricat: Zoom out 2?
snowmonkey99: is this an Enders Game scenario here.... is Cori actually doing someone's field work?
TheWriterAleph: cambot, switch to rocket number 9
Wiscosota: Pinning them on your wall in order might be handy in the meantime.
Luca0483: The 30 isn't wasted though, just get the 20, the feed the already gotten 30
TehAmelie: hey where are the squirrels in the daytime? manning the phone, i guess
Luca0483: Anyways, i'mma head to bed. 'Night all
TehAmelie: watching the fax
vellebastet: This is very visually interesting
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Luca0483, take care!
fcloud: pink status: very yes
RaklarLS: hold on, day 2?
Asimech: @RaklarLS Don't even worry about it.
kusinohki: day 2 of case 3 (or 4)
TheMerricat: 4
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it starts at day 1 for each location
RaklarLS: aah, right
TehAmelie: here we see an often overlooked advantage of CRT monitors over flatscreen: stackability
Scipio323: Is this like FNAF?
Asimech: Really depends on the CRT monitor.
asthanius: booty pics
TheMerricat: @Scipio323 no horror. Just following squirrels
TehAmelie: shoot that squirrel's butt! (maybe not)
ContingentCat: ah got the money shot
fcloud: so you say it's durdley durdley, *durdley* durdley? ah yes, i see *takes notes*
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smolpotatofren: What is this game folks? Looks cool
fcloud: Five Nights of Fauna
Asimech: But I'm guessing these would be meant for e.g. security use so they'd have a boxier back, rather than the sloped you'd get for regular PC use.
kusinohki: reporting cori for squirrel harrassment...
TheMerricat: @smolpotatofren NUTS -
Alahmnat: that's handy
TheMerricat: We are a college grad doing muck work for the local university. A company wants to build a damn in the area and we are doing a survey of where squirrels stash their nuts and nests to stop them'
smolpotatofren: @TheMerricat Thanks!
fcloud: voice actor doing their best mei ling impression
adamjford: TheMerricat really doing work in chat here today
fcloud: i love that the phone visually jingles
Alahmnat: this is perfect. butt
asthanius: She's really racking up the phone bill. Can't she just, like, use signal flares or something to communicate?
fcloud: "breathing down my neck" underrated idiom
Asimech: @asthanius Or just wait until we've sent all of them.
fcloud: such a weird image
TheMerricat: I'm guessing chat doesn't remember a time when landlines were essentially free for use? :D
kusinohki: "breathing down my neck" and my first thought is "with or without a mask on?"
fcloud: @TheMerricat for LOCAL calls! long distance very costly
smolpotatofren: Those squirrels are tricky! They're known to attack weak defenses, sometimes by siege
RandomTrivia: Hehe
kusinohki: what is time?
TheMerricat: you were wondering why it went 1,2,3,4,5,10?
TehAmelie: it's making me want a game about trying to figure out what was stopping this road construction in Iceland one time in the 1970s. every nigtht all equipment got ruined until they routed the road around this one hill and wrote it off as trolls
smolpotatofren: Oh yeah 1min != 100 seconds that's right
fcloud: *gendo intensifies*
mystdream: @TehAmelie sounds like it was probably trolls
smolpotatofren: Can you move 1 up to the edge of that?
TheMerricat: Isn't that the mid right of 2?
matthaus_c: zoooom, ennhaaaaaance
kusinohki: was there a musical stinger for "day 4" ??
kusinohki: thought I heard something
fcloud: scoodge scoodge
wynternyghtynggale: back with some home made chicken noodle soup <3.... now that i think of it i should have made butterNut squash soup
TheMerricat: In before we get a picture of the squirrels sabotaging our trailer....
matthaus_c: only if it was 4'33", cause I heard nothing benginFingers @kusinohki
xantos69: I do not want to eat squirrel salad.
SquirrelLord1111: Uh oh?
RandomTrivia: oh no
InkyGhoast: Squirrel is flickering
ardenGnome: theyre casing the joint
beokirby: Squirrel is Reverberating
kusinohki: are you hiding nuts?
RandomTrivia: This seems like the point the psychological horror kicks in :D
v_nome: Are... are we the lord of squirrels?
SquirrelLord1111: No, I am
v_nome: Oh. false alarm then.
kusinohki: 2 squirrel asses? not much of a quest
fcloud: oh no! the squirrel police!!
smolpotatofren: "I know I hushed, I'm Cheney's man-sized safe"
TheMerricat: How is she getting the faxes if she's in hte stairwell?
TheMerricat: LOL Cori the Troll.
fcloud: it's fax-to-email maybe
smolpotatofren: @TheMerricat askign the real questions
adamjford: Sounds great!
BusTed: SeemsGood
matthaus_c: everything is fine.
ContingentCat: sure, yeh
fcloud: we love nuts! more nuts! more nuts!
matthaus_c: squirrels are fine.
Sarah_Serinde: Go check for any squirrels staring creepily at your home
fcloud: what if the squirrels are GHOSTS? what if the squirrels are ROBOTS??
fcloud: what if the squirrels are ALIENS?
matthaus_c: Dyatlov Pass Squirrels
asthanius: What if the squirrels are DOGS?
kusinohki: what if the squirrels are possums?
fcloud: what if the squirrels are COMMUNISTS?
asthanius: Good
TheMerricat: - chat, is this the world we live in?
asthanius: It’s a society
xantos69: What if the squirrels are actually just squirrels wearing other squirrels! The classic 1 squirrel in a trenchcoat made from a squirrel!
Asimech: @fcloud What if the squirrels aren't extra-terrestrials, but INTRA-terrestrials?
KenKopin: Highly intelligent and coordinated Ant colonies in a squirrel costume.
matthaus_c: xantos that's. that's dark af
wynternyghtynggale: so we the grad are actually 3 squirrels in a trench coat
matthaus_c: what if the squirrels are TWITCH CHAT
xantos69: @matthaus_c All the more reason we can't rule it out. We must consider all possibilities!
TheWriterAleph: the squirrels are the player character from the future
matthaus_c: it's a diversionary tactic
KenKopin: Then the real friends... were the squirrels we met along the way.
fcloud: squirrels cant be twitch chat, their attention span is too long
kusinohki: SQUIRREL!
wynternyghtynggale: aw nuts
matthaus_c: the squirrels can't be twitch chat, who would suggest that lol
fcloud: you know, this game is called "nuts", but i havent SEEN any nuts. coincidence...or SOMETHING MORE???
fcloud: @matthaus_c g1
TheWriterAleph: it's been a long break, Cori. new shit has come to light.
wynternyghtynggale: sqeak
Izandai: Good. :)
xantos69: Oh you will WILL be.
TehAmelie: i'm not squirrel, i'm a tree octopus!
KenKopin: See what happens when you leave us unsupervised too long?
silenceaux: Absolutely no reason to be afraid of us.
fcloud: im not saying the squirrels are the cia, but the squirrels are definitely the cia
niccus: name the top three squirrels in chat
wynternyghtynggale: we like you cori
InquisitorGaia: You fools she can under stand us stop talking about the coups were setting up in argentina
Ritaspirithntr: Squeak sqeakity squeak squeak
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fcloud: quick get to evac
ElektroTal: holy crap 4 years
silenceaux: They've been doctoring us out of the photos, how dare
wynternyghtynggale: but cori we are real
matthaus_c: metaphor! *jazz hands*
Izandai: What if... Squirrels are the only things that are real?
graal_smith: Squirrels are real. It's chipmunks you gotta watch out for.
SachielOne: Nice Awakened EVA-01 color pallette/
fcloud: are we sure this isnt a kojima joint
fcloud: it feels like candy-colored kojima
wynternyghtynggale: wait simon is a squirrel
kusinohki: speaker phone?
TehAmelie: y-you're a squirrel, baka
Alahmnat: Cameras are tanking for us
Rabbt300: What if...YOU are a squirrel? Have we SEEN your hands?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
v_nome: @wynternyghtynggale Somebody get Alvin and Theodore on the phone. They must be warned!
graal_smith: OK Owen Wilson
fcloud: beck - two phones and fax machine
TehAmelie: the evidence for the phone lady being a collective of squirrel grows
Alahmnat: oh no they're gonna kill Simon
matthaus_c: and one of the phones is a *quad-phone*
silenceaux: Also crumbled: that camera
asthanius: Collisions are FUN
kusinohki: I'm starting to suspect simon...
fcloud: cori's so proud of her ghost apple photo heehee
TheMerricat: Simon _IS_ strapped for cash....
Asimech: Not on stream, Cori. TOS and all that.
matthaus_c: so we can't even get bofa
silenceaux: Your offering is accepted.
KenKopin: All hail spam.
fcloud: you see a four-leaf clover at your feet.
kusinohki: spam spam spam spam
silenceaux: UP
RandomTrivia: Huh.
TheMerricat: skyrim horse!
CAKHost: lrrHAM
Asimech: We're a Skyrim horse?
EldarLuin: That was beautiful
matthaus_c: oh no
BusTed: Ok then.
matthaus_c: we did a morrowind
v_nome: We've been a skyrim horse the whole time
InquisitorGaia: She is now squirl too
RandomTrivia: Skyrim horse time!
SachielOne: We Watch and Play now, boys!
EldarLuin: Nailed it!!
BusTed: We're off the grid!
Orgmastron: Can we get tp the sub-ocean?
TehAmelie: welcome to the church of small dense fat and protein stores
CAKHost: Can we fine the ocean?
KenKopin: I had a horse that could do that once.
RandomTrivia: There is something beautifully W&P about this game
CAKHost: It has been so long!
matthaus_c: what if the sub-ocean is all squirrel
Snowwraith: The stickiest boots.
Alahmnat: this must be why there were invisible walls everywhere else
ArdentSlacker: getting over it with Cori. A much easier game.
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT ?
Alahmnat: somebody forgot to lower the slope limit in their character controller, hehe
wynternyghtynggale: mountain squirrel
matthaus_c: we have the climbing capabilities of... A SQUIRREL
Mashamino: we're learning from the squirrels
RandomTrivia: So can we just walk right to the final boss from here? Kappa
fcloud: cori plays famous traversal game "getting up it"
djalternative: Yeah. this would be a good game for G&A to goof on
KenKopin: @matthaus_c It's squrrels all the way down.
TehAmelie: wow, this conspiracy is squirrels all the way to the toå
TehAmelie: top
TehAmelie: AND all the way down
matthaus_c: squirrels all the way through the space elevator
matthaus_c: squirrels in the black goo
TehAmelie: two billion kilometer squirrels, like that one weird cheetah in Planet Zoo
BusTed: lrrJUDGE
wynternyghtynggale: lrrJUDGE
SquirrelLord1111: It's missing strings?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: can we have a safety number that isn't out in the woods? Do we even have Simon's number?
kusinohki: was something on the back of the guitar?
TheMerricat: "your mug"? how did OUR mug get out here?
RandomTrivia: Yes.... that's how physics...
fcloud: eet ees artr
TheMerricat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat we can't even dial out.....
Alahmnat: that seems safe
matthaus_c: theeeere was never a man SingsNote like my tiago
TehAmelie: it only looks and sounds like a rockslide
wynternyghtynggale: and then we found out we could die
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
KenKopin: What an evocative sound we have discovered...
TheMerricat: I'm not sure we are suppose to be here yet....
RandomTrivia: Oh we are almost certainly out of bounds by now
CAKHost: Only if you are the coyote going after a road runner
kusinohki: did you have to say DEAD end?
EldarLuin: Base jumping!!
TheMerricat: I'm afraid as good as this game is, the devs definately didn't take into account a cori-type player who actively ignores the instructions to wander around and mess with stuff first. :D
wynternyghtynggale: might as well become a geologist now
matthaus_c: any rock could be The rock
matthaus_c: it's very exciting
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: WWHEEEEEE
RandomTrivia: WE DID IT
EldarLuin: SUB OCEAN!!
Jensling: we're FREEEEEE
RandomTrivia: SUB OCEAN HYPE
Orgmastron: YESSSSSSS
TheMerricat: Sub Ocean!
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: \o/
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: sergeIntoTheSea
silenceaux: Ah, I can see you so much more clearly now.
Alahmnat: lrrHERE
wynternyghtynggale: is this lrrmans all over again?
CAKHost: Sub Ocean!
KenKopin: kurtSunchips Found the SunChips place
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
EldarLuin: Travelling south... very ... very south
Gizmoloid: This IS W&P after all!
mystdream: Supocean!
CAKHost: Look up?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
wynternyghtynggale: well nuts
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
CAKHost: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: uhh
Alahmnat: uh oh, the floating point errors have started
Xenovita: oh noooo
MortifiedPenguins: you can't picture the sub oceon!
RandomTrivia: panicBasket
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
CAKHost: Welp
xantos69: Well this a horror game now.
EldarLuin: Now reaching terminal velocity.....
TehAmelie: we have seen this exact jitter when falling off the world in W+P
KenKopin: They should have sent a poet.....
matthaus_c: it's Project CARS all over again
MortifiedPenguins: it's fine
MortifiedPenguins: the game is working
KV1NN4: ummmm
CAKHost: Working as Intended!
EldarLuin: It's all a feature
wynternyghtynggale: O.O
wynternyghtynggale: this is now a horror game
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asthanius: Right up the tailpipe
silenceaux: Magic!
TehAmelie: that mug smashed the state
wynternyghtynggale: you layed a mug
EldarLuin: Everything is going according to Cori's cunning plan....
matthaus_c: just be careful with tiago's mug!
asthanius: More than just mass, it has Ass
matthaus_c: now we know that objects around us behave as though we have mass
matthaus_c: too real, Cori, toooo real
accountmadeforants: Uncover any squirrel crimes yet?
JessKay: oh this very pink and purple
wynternyghtynggale: so this stream is most likely going to be in highlights XD
JessKay: this is*
asthanius: Magnetic thumbtacks
matthaus_c: what if the highlights are all from this stream Kappa
fcloud: @JessKay it do be
RandomTrivia: @wynternyghtynggale Oh for sure, I just hope that the Sub Ocean makes it in
matthaus_c: it's all Cori now
InkyGhoast: hey chat i had to go afk at the break, how did our last photo turn out for ms trapped in a stairwell
RandomTrivia: @InkyGhoast Not sure about the photos, but we found the Sub Ocean
wynternyghtynggale: cori this is 2021 dont waste good TP
TheMerricat: @InkyGhoast we sent her the "squirrels are converging on the camper" photo and she decided it meant they liked us. Then we got moved t a new spot. Bad news, someone leaked our report but with all the data forged and our pictures with all the squirrels photoshopped out.
InkyGhoast: aw dang i missed the ocean
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
JessKay: well okay then
EldarLuin: Protect the bog roll!!!
RandomTrivia: Clips can be found by scrolling up a little
matthaus_c: depth perception is a hell of a challenge in this game
TheMerricat: Now our cammeras are busted, we think (chat, not ingame) Simon is a sabatour and Cori's given up to eff with the deco :P
ArdentSlacker: Pandemic's not over, best not waste the tp
silenceaux: Doing some physics
JessKay: oh new colours
JessKay: I understand now
matthaus_c: losing CONTROL? *raises eyebrow*
wynternyghtynggale: sketching
RandomTrivia: Ah, here come the crimes!
RandomTrivia: Finally!
EldarLuin: Unorthodox? Like finding the sub ocean?
asthanius: RFID chip in the trail mix
ContingentCat: You've been alone in the woods photographing squirrels for like a year, sounds like overdue for getting distracte with weird stuff.
JessKay: phrasing?
matthaus_c: dispense a single nut
asthanius: d i s p e n s e t h e n u t
TastierTasty: nut as easy as it seems
wynternyghtynggale: wanna take that again?
xantos69: Hello how is nut dispensed?
kusinohki: stealth follow mission?
matthaus_c: squirrels love pot
accountmadeforants: We're doing a science fraud! :D
RandomTrivia: Just one nut? I guess we'll have to stand down the visionary Bophades
Alahmnat: X marks the N U T T
EldarLuin: Now smash it with a hammah!
TheMerricat: maybe stand further back....
EldarLuin: I am Groot
matthaus_c: just cover your face with the pot
RandomTrivia: Wow that squirrel did NOT care for us
ContingentCat: zoomie boy
matthaus_c: squirrch
RandomTrivia: Quick, use your power of running up the side of a mountain!
wynternyghtynggale: squirrel is taking cori to church
TheWriterAleph: HOLY NUTS
matthaus_c: nut church!
matthaus_c: nuts for jesus!
JessKay: nut
EldarLuin: Unlikely
RandomTrivia: That squirrel just wanted to altar the terms of the contract lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: katesLol
niccus: might have been in the eggnog crapshot
Asimech: I guess Jesus is getting nothing then.
Asimech: Nuttin' for Jesus.
MortifiedPenguins: break a leg!
asthanius: Babe wake up, new nut dropped
maestrith: I had to do some IRL stuff, did I miss any more explosives>
maestrith: ?
EldarLuin: Be the rock...
RandomTrivia: Going for the Drax strat I see :D
wynternyghtynggale: father, son and nutty ghost
Makimachine: @RandomTrivia Pray, the squirrel doesn't alter it any further. Kappa
SachielOne: Crouch. maybe?
beokirby: is there peanut heresy going on here?
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of a classic riddle: how do you catch a squirrel?
accountmadeforants: There's the body, the blood, and now finally, after 2021 years: the Nut.
Gizmoloid: You turn around and the squirrel is there, watching you.
TehAmelie: hide behind a bush and sound like a hazelnut
JessKay: squirrel's got jukes
EldarLuin: Ninja squirrels... O.O
RandomTrivia: "This is my body (presents bread), this is my blood (presents wine), and these are my balls, stop bustin' them for one gosh darn day!" Kappa
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silenceaux: So is this a dating sim now
RandomTrivia: So zoomy
matthaus_c: you know, famous youtube channel, The Nut'll Drop
silenceaux: we're giving gifts and trying to negotiate (not) dialogue trees to get closer to our person of interest
SirMorek: i, too, am a tree
RandomTrivia: @silenceaux Holy shit you've solved it :D
TheMerricat: Codefall | Shenmue 3 (WW) (Steam)
TheMerricat: Codefall | Aven Colony (Steam)
Alahmnat: the night of the long nuts
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness LUL
xantos69: Slow clap @Alahmnat
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Alahmnat: you're welcome :)
adamjford: long nuts? like a cashew? lrrBEEJ
JessKay: GREY
Makimachine: Thanks for Shenmue @TheMerricat
xantos69: Cashews are not technically nuts
Niahlah: long nuts? short nuts?
RandomTrivia: @adamjford Not unless they cashew in the act Kappa
TheMerricat: Codefall | Tales of Monkey Island Complete Pack (Steam)
TehAmelie: t h i c c nuts
matthaus_c: claimed Aven Colony, thanks @TheMerricat <3
Asimech: Long dark nut-time of the soul.
TheMerricat: @Makimachine Enjoy :)
TheMerricat: @matthaus_c Enjoy :)
adamjford: I knew as soon as I made that joke that someone was going to be pedantic about cashews not being a nut in the botanical sense NotLikeThis
wynternyghtynggale: thank you for money island @TheMerricat
v_nome: jumpy boi
TheMerricat: @wynternyghtynggale Enjoy :)
RandomTrivia: Please, adamjford, we're about higher-hanging fruit than that :p
matthaus_c: money island!
SirMorek: this squirrel does parkour
matthaus_c: after the squirrel comes for the nut, yes
Pump19: Codefall | Terraforming Mars (Steam)
LordZarano: Squirrels are the original parkour pros
TehAmelie: i know, leave out a coconut for the squirrel. it'll either run in fear or bow down in worship
TheMerricat: !codefall
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TheMerricat: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Indivisible - WW (Steam)
RandomTrivia: Assuming the dreys aren't randomly placed, I really want to see a speedrun of this game, just for the ridiculous movement it would surely involve
asthanius: Never give up, never surrender
RandomTrivia: OH NO
v_nome: whoops
Alahmnat: whoops
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247Gremlin: That's like over a year!
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RandomTrivia: benginRip
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: katesRip
TheMerricat: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Neo Cab (Steam)
TehAmelie: but that was in another timeline
Asimech: Squirrel noises? They've captured us!
Snowwraith: Don't break a leg!
TheAinMAP: I thought it might've been holding dynamite at first.
asthanius: Traffic's hell today
RandomTrivia: Huh
Kipstar: at least you'll be able to drive home now
ContingentCat: um?
Gizmoloid: Thanks for Indivisible @TheMerricat
silenceaux: Did it get swept up in the rockslide as well?
TheMerricat: Hide your note.
Rabbt300: The squirrel has been stealing cars? THat's one strong squirrel
RandomTrivia: Awww
matthaus_c: the squirrels have put out cameras looking for humans
TehAmelie: did you know? you're supposed to say "break a leg" when an actor tries out for a part. so they'll get cast
Crokoking: try the trailer door again
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie You know, I genuinely don't know whether or not to believe that but DAMN I want it to be true
TehAmelie: it's true
matthaus_c: it is true
TehAmelie: English is like that
RandomTrivia: Huh. Neat.
RandomTrivia makes a mental note, adds to the trivia bank
10of9: Sometimes you just don't know if a hole is made for you...
matthaus_c: you also say it before going on stage
juneblue58: I stepped away for a few minutes, what the heck happend?
InkyGhoast: is this a let's nope because we've had to start a generator twice
TheMerricat: @Gizmoloid Enjoy :) sorry, was engaged in stream :)
Asimech: They're styrofoam.
RandomTrivia: They're from a Godzilla set
asthanius: Jared Can? I haven't talked to him in years
wynternyghtynggale: idk have you asked jerry?
Asimech: No, only a Jerry Can't.
Alahmnat: I've seen a Jeremy can, is that close enough?
TehAmelie: Jerry, where the lrrEFF you left your can
RandomTrivia: While we're doing fun Trivia, the name Jerry Can was coined after we Brits stole the German design for fuel cans after WW2, in which Germans were colloquially referred to as "Jerry" by British workers
TehAmelie: i realized today jerry cans must be among the most efficient batteries per weight
ContingentCat: now we're cooking with gas!
matthaus_c: set up the cameras so you can observe the gas skulking at night
JessKay: probably fine to leave the gas can right under the generator
RandomTrivia: They're not complete batteries though, right? You need a separate apparatus to convert their contents into energy?
Boon_33: Mmmnnn, ancient gas
LordSeru: follow the squiwwel
Invitare: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:40.
matthaus_c: perfectly safe
matthaus_c: we can tell Ben and Adam to go play Monster Hunter for half an hour
silenceaux: They're both boxes that paper goes into and out of
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
JessKay: they?
RandomTrivia: What if we could run up walls though? :D
matthaus_c: no way out of this, gorge, without crossing the river
Asimech: Squirrel bridge?
juneblue58: I am completely lost. XD
matthaus_c: @juneblue58 that's the problem we're trying to solve :p
juneblue58: I missed like the last half hour though.
juneblue58: Guess I gotta come back and re-watch later. XD
ContingentCat: we don't want the squirrels to know our secrets in the journal
matthaus_c: bartering!
TehAmelie: we need to invent a Civilization style trade screen that you can use with people and animals who don't speak the same language
RandomTrivia: That squirrel is OLD
matthaus_c: cash me at nite how 'bout dat
TheMerricat: @juneblue58 we were a grad student doing muck work for the professor on the phone. A company is planning on building a damn in the area and we were fighting the attempt by doing a nature survey tracking squirrels. Unfortunately the company has turned out to be evil, and our assistant Simon may/maynot be working for them. either way our original equipment was trashed and in attempting to do the tracking by hand we fell down a rockslide and are now trapped in this hidden garbage dump.
Snowwraith: Now with rain!
juneblue58: Ah, okay. Thanks.
Rabbt300: Googles "squirrel life expectancy"
Rabbt300: gets number much less than 15.... "ghost suirrel?"
matthaus_c: googles squirrel life insurance
MortifiedPenguins: is this Phasmophobia?
matthaus_c: latinforsquirrelphobia, yes
JessKay: the only evidence of... squirrels?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (36m from now).
LordSeru: so only another 3 hours, you say?
ContingentCat: or should we keep playing next week?
GapFiller: 30mins sounds like more than enough time to finish the game
247Gremlin: Little does she know that the journal is the endgame.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are in fact almost at the end according to the walkthrough I pjust pulled up.
247Gremlin: (I don't actually know this, it would just be funny.)
matthaus_c: free as a squirrel!
RandomTrivia: Is there a different ending if we just run to the hills at this point? :D
TheMerricat: There is a cassette you can find in the garbage dump but run for the hills if you are eager to leave.
matthaus_c: that's bad for the camera
ContingentCat: uhhh
RandomTrivia: I would bet a considerable amount that an invisible wall stops you from jumping the river
InkyGhoast: we need to save the squirrel even if it's an asshole
TehAmelie: such superior technology. we're like the Predator against this squirrel
TheMerricat: You don't need cameras any more BTW, or maybe? the way out is on that island you were on but you might need to see the squirrels do it first? Walkthrough isn't clear.
Rabbt300: Gotta Protect Squirrel?
matthaus_c: yet it's taking us days to snag a journal from the squirrel
TehAmelie: maybe we need a liiiitle bit of laser rifle too
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
asthanius: Are squirrels essential items?
wynternyghtynggale: nuts and dynamite
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The essentials, like our journal
BlindProphet32: become squirrel!
JessKay: it's the void's fax now
Diabore: it never existed in the first place
TheMerricat: Do you want more walkthrough?
shadowtalon910: ooo, i like the aesthetics of this game, they seem neat
wynternyghtynggale: lrrAWW_EB
TehAmelie: years, days, it's all the same
BrindleBoar: "it's just not working out"
MrUglama: what is this game about?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I really like these sorts of takes on the puzzle genre. where your ""inventory"" is your knowledge of the puzzle
MortifiedPenguins: whoever we're working for sounds super sketch
TheMerricat: @MrUglama we were a grad student doing muck work for the professor on the phone. A company is planning on building a damn in the area and we were fighting the attempt by doing a nature survey tracking squirrels. Unfortunately the company has turned out to be evil, and our assistant Simon may/maynot be working for them. either way our original equipment was trashed and in attempting to do the tracking by hand we fell down a rockslide and are now trapped in this hidden garbage dump.
matthaus_c: ring around the treesie
RandomTrivia: Did she just "Good luck, we're all counting on you" us?
Nigouki: All we wanted was deez nuts and we got the typical corporate greed instead :(
matthaus_c: a whole work week of squarrelling
Bionull: Did you know this game replicates squirrel vision? Cause it doesn't.
mystdream: how are they going forward with construction if the only road into the valley is out
matthaus_c: open-ended stream! what do you think happens to the journal
TehAmelie: what are these trees with the wide branches? looks sort of rainforesty
MortifiedPenguins: a cunning plan to sell more copies of this game. I bet cori's in on it
matthaus_c: does it let you just jump in the river
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just in case it matters, this is the last 'puzzle' of the game
TehAmelie: i'm guessing we didn't go off to Brazil while i blinked
matthaus_c: they do look like amazonian swamp trees
Bionull: What are we trying to do? Find where the squirrels go?
matthaus_c: What The Squirrels Do In The Shadows
Alahmnat: The Women Who Stare At Squirrels
ContingentCat: Squireels confirmed not gamers
TheMerricat: @Bionull one of the squirrels stole our journal and we need to get it back before we can make our way out, of course we don't know how to make it out ATM becasue the bridge is out... maybe two birds with one stone... ? :D
Gizmoloid: Why do squirrels suddenly appear?
TehAmelie: remember in Gunnerkrigg Court when Coyote spied on the squirrels? it's sort of like that
Bionull: Did the squirrels steal the two birds' food from the feeder?
TheMerricat: Spoiler....
Asimech: No, they stole the birds' stone.
asthanius: oh
TheMerricat: :D
JessKay: oops
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
InkyGhoast: sploosh
Asoxa: 'Evening Cory ^^
RandomTrivia: Hu
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: progress?
MortifiedPenguins: cori died
wynternyghtynggale: this is purgatory
TheAinMAP: sergeIntoTheSea
gsyhiap: sergeIntoTheSea
asthanius: Are we in Squirrel Heaven?
matthaus_c: one of us
ContingentCat: now we join the squirrels as one of them
Alahmnat: we were always a squirrel
InkyGhoast: we are now squirrel monarch
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Asoxa: Isn't that a fantasy?
MortifiedPenguins: there are so many
Asimech: We're becoming Squirrel Noah?
Ivannorr: You performed the leap of faith and now you follow our Creed
TheMerricat: Journal should be back where you woke up
Zu_o: It's the arc of the Squirrelvent!
Boon_33: the WEALTH!
wynternyghtynggale: its the ark
matthaus_c: and this is the NUTSHIP
Invitare: they're watching you
TheMerricat: or not
Gizmoloid: Squirrel BOAT!
ContingentCat: oh god is that enire boat nuts
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god, how many nuts!?
TheMerricat: 7. Inside the boat you’ll find your journal. Pick it up and then climb the ladder to find another cassette from Nina. Play it and watch the ending. And that’s everything! Congratul
Alahmnat: you have to fight the ender dragon
matthaus_c: so you have to triangulate and-
ContingentCat: now you go on living as a squirrel, and love only nuts
asthanius: And thus ends the prologue
TheMerricat: On console should be
DerDrongo: did they add to the journal?
TehAmelie: oh dear, is now when the game truly begins?
matthaus_c: we're squirrel pirates now
matthaus_c: several scented candles ripped off this woman's idea
asthanius: SAIL
Boon_33: off to squirrel-topia?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Asoxa: Just accept it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: SQUIRREL BOAT!
matthaus_c: NUT-OPIA
InkyGhoast: Yo ho
TheMerricat: So we lost? Company won?
wynternyghtynggale: nah we died this is just squirrel purgatory
KeytarCat: I just sat down from cooking :P
asthanius: No ethical nutsumption under Capitalism
matthaus_c: the company always wins
MrUglama: so was the dam built and we rescued the squirrels with the boat?
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
fcloud: the real dark souls starts here
MortifiedPenguins: we saved an amount of squirrel
maestrith: YAY!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
InquisitorGaia: its 5
speakerenderwiggin: That was super cool!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
TheMerricat: @MrUglama more like they saved us....
GapFiller: !next
maestrith: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
speakerenderwiggin: thnx for that stream!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Asoxa: cheer100
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
matthaus_c: thank you for... the nuts... today... I guess? thanks!
maestrith: Bye
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !youtube
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: byee
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream Cori! lrrHEART
Mashamino: c ya
GapFiller: bye Cori see yr later lrrHEART
Gizmoloid: @MortifiedPenguins More like an amount of squirrel saved us?
ContingentCat: byee Cori, thanks
TehAmelie: meanwhile in Turkey, someone bought copper for 36 million dollars and received only rocks painted to look like copper
Anubis169: THankies <3
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you all are awesome! Be safe, be well, and be happy! And enjoy Lets Nope if you stick around for that :)
TehAmelie: Ea-Nasir is at it again, concludes Internet
matthaus_c: is that the metal trade equivalent of NFTs
TehAmelie: probably
DarkMorford: Oh hallo
Juliamon: hallo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Salut
TehAmelie: i just really hope this millionaire trader has enough humor to write a strongly worded clay tablet about this
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Alahmnat: lol @TehAmelie
matthaus_c: hallo spoop boys and spoop girls and spoops beyond the binary
neisan2112: New FF14 Patch downloading just in time for some RE5 sillyness
Juliamon: Hope everyone else is having a better day than I have
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: Want to share?
DarkMorford puts a couple of hot dogs on the grill for dinner
Juliamon: I mean, that's exaggerating, it's not been the *worst* but it *has* given me something to spend my stimulus check on
djalternative: Sends Juliamon a hug PrideGive lrrHEART
Juliamon: (and then some)
RandomTrivia: Oof
Juliamon: hooray dental work
RandomTrivia: Yikes
Juliamon: I have a cracked molar
RandomTrivia: Emergency or planned?
djalternative: ah. I've had something similar happen before
DarkMorford: Yike
Juliamon: Which has, presumably, been cracked for the last half a year, but they could only actually find the crack today
Juliamon: so, on the upside, I know why I haven't been able to chew on that side for half a year
djalternative: (sometimes every 1 in a million times you step on ice in the winter and it goes wrong)
djalternative: at least you have a clear plan of action now
Juliamon: and on the downside, the crown is $1500-ish
jessieimproved: i presume there are good dentists out there...
Juliamon: because ~dental~
RassilonDND: hey hey. Chat I have some good news. I have been out of the job for the last 6 months, but I can finally report that I FOUND A JORB
Juliamon: YAY JORB
DarkMorford: I found out that I'll be eligible for a vaccine on Thursday. (Along with everyone else in the state of Washington.)
RandomTrivia: Congrats RassilonDND!
Juliamon: YAY VAX
DarkMorford: Now comes the fun part of trying to get an appointment.
jessieimproved: they missed an abscess in my nephew's tooth for a LONG time
RandomTrivia: Still working on the whole unemployed thing here. I miss being able to help people have fun.
RassilonDND: Does anyone know if there is any validity on the J&J vaccine being recalled?
RassilonDND: also @RandomTrivia good luck. I did not qualify for unemployment.
Juliamon: yeah my dentist is good, it's just such a hairline crack that it's not actually visible and can only be felt by running a tool under the gumline
Juliamon: I can't really blame them for not finding something that didn't even show up on xrays
Anubis169: RassilonDND: congrats on the jerb!
jessieimproved: @RassilonDND afaik, there have been 6 cases of blood clots entirely out of women 18-45, the presumption at this point is birth control contraindication
DarkMorford: @RassilonDND As far as I know, not recalled. Just on hold while they try to sort out the blood clot thing.
Anubis169: and DarkMorford, congrats on eligibility for vaxpants
RandomTrivia: I've not bothered with unemployment support (uk) this time around, last time I was repeatedly sanctioned because apparently 5+ applications a week isn't enough. The whole system is designed to sanction a percentage of all applicants. I'm lucky to be supported by my family.
RassilonDND: ah thanks for the clarification
jessieimproved: hah, Chris c'mon! Chris!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: Early?!
Anubis169: surgnurl!
asthanius: Chris!
RandomTrivia: Well, I suppose they will start on time
RassilonDND: i have been hjearing about the blood clots, I new it was mostly women but i thought there were a few men
jessieimproved: on time even
RassilonDND: lrrSIGNAL FBtouchdown lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> [LRR OFFICE, 5 pm] | Ben and Adam (in unison): hello chris redfield, ready for another adventure | CHRIS REDFIELD: C'MON | Adam: Come where | CHRIS REDFIELD: ARMS BIG | Ben: arms big what | CHRIS REDFIELD: ME HUNGY, GIVE BELLY RUBS | ||
ButButTheJesus: ROGER
ButButTheJesus: i mean hi
RassilonDND: strange, i usually see chat flooded with signals
sam_spicy: Heyyy everyone
Juliamon: Too early for the signal crowd I guess
Anubis169: RassilonDND: If ya hit up the discord, there was a leeeengthy convo in there about it that was nice and informative :)
Anubis169: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
DeM0nFiRe: lol that is definitely a tweet
RandomTrivia: Yep, another tweet written by Adam LUL
RassilonDND: @Anubis169 no problem, though if you can tell me which channel it might be easier to track down
GhostValv: :O
Anubis169: we got a dedicated covid19 channel
Blue_Anteater: @RassilonDND Katelyn Jetelina runs a website called Your Local Epidemiologist that has regular, source-cited updates on COVID stuff, including info about the J&J vaccine. Highly recommend!
froppochino: hola
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight Stream title
CyberColossus: Gooooooooood morning Canada
RandomTrivia: Definitely read that to the tune of Good Morning Baltimore
RandomTrivia: Now that's stuck in my head :D
DiscordianTokkan: I have the remnants of a massive migraine, so hopefully these good spoopy folk will help get rid of the last dregs
Anubis169 hangs up some thick curtains for Tokkan
The_Color_Twelve: right... tuesday. I know what day of the week it is
RassilonDND: @DiscordianTokkan I would think adam and ben screaming might make things worse