Asimech: We're becoming Squirrel Noah?
Ivannorr: You performed the leap of faith and now you follow our Creed
TheMerricat: Journal should be back where you woke up
Zu_o: It's the arc of the Squirrelvent!
Boon_33: the WEALTH!
wynternyghtynggale: its the ark
matthaus_c: and this is the NUTSHIP
Invitare: they're watching you
TheMerricat: or not
Gizmoloid: Squirrel BOAT!
ContingentCat: oh god is that enire boat nuts
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god, how many nuts!?
TheMerricat: 7. Inside the boat you’ll find your journal. Pick it up and then climb the ladder to find another cassette from Nina. Play it and watch the ending. And that’s everything! Congratul
Alahmnat: you have to fight the ender dragon
matthaus_c: so you have to triangulate and-
ContingentCat: now you go on living as a squirrel, and love only nuts
asthanius: And thus ends the prologue
TheMerricat: On console should be
DerDrongo: did they add to the journal?
TehAmelie: oh dear, is now when the game truly begins?
matthaus_c: we're squirrel pirates now
matthaus_c: several scented candles ripped off this woman's idea
asthanius: SAIL
Boon_33: off to squirrel-topia?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Asoxa: Just accept it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: SQUIRREL BOAT!
matthaus_c: NUT-OPIA
InkyGhoast: Yo ho
TheMerricat: So we lost? Company won?
wynternyghtynggale: nah we died this is just squirrel purgatory
KeytarCat: I just sat down from cooking :P
asthanius: No ethical nutsumption under Capitalism
matthaus_c: the company always wins
MrUglama: so was the dam built and we rescued the squirrels with the boat?
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
fcloud: the real dark souls starts here
MortifiedPenguins: we saved an amount of squirrel
maestrith: YAY!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
InquisitorGaia: its 5
speakerenderwiggin: That was super cool!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
TheMerricat: @MrUglama more like they saved us....
GapFiller: !next
maestrith: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
speakerenderwiggin: thnx for that stream!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Asoxa: cheer100
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
matthaus_c: thank you for... the nuts... today... I guess? thanks!
maestrith: Bye
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !youtube
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: byee
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream Cori! lrrHEART
Mashamino: c ya
GapFiller: bye Cori see yr later lrrHEART
Gizmoloid: @MortifiedPenguins More like an amount of squirrel saved us?
ContingentCat: byee Cori, thanks
TehAmelie: meanwhile in Turkey, someone bought copper for 36 million dollars and received only rocks painted to look like copper
Anubis169: THankies <3
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you all are awesome! Be safe, be well, and be happy! And enjoy Lets Nope if you stick around for that :)
TehAmelie: Ea-Nasir is at it again, concludes Internet
matthaus_c: is that the metal trade equivalent of NFTs
TehAmelie: probably
DarkMorford: Oh hallo
Juliamon: hallo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Salut
neisan2112: SPOOP SPOOP SPOOP
TehAmelie: i just really hope this millionaire trader has enough humor to write a strongly worded clay tablet about this
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 5) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Alahmnat: lol @TehAmelie
matthaus_c: hallo spoop boys and spoop girls and spoops beyond the binary
neisan2112: New FF14 Patch downloading just in time for some RE5 sillyness
Juliamon: Hope everyone else is having a better day than I have
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: Want to share?
DarkMorford puts a couple of hot dogs on the grill for dinner
Juliamon: I mean, that's exaggerating, it's not been the *worst* but it *has* given me something to spend my stimulus check on
djalternative: Sends Juliamon a hug PrideGive lrrHEART
Juliamon: (and then some)
RandomTrivia: Oof
Juliamon: hooray dental work
RandomTrivia: Yikes
Juliamon: I have a cracked molar
RandomTrivia: Emergency or planned?
djalternative: ah. I've had something similar happen before
DarkMorford: Yike
Juliamon: Which has, presumably, been cracked for the last half a year, but they could only actually find the crack today
Juliamon: so, on the upside, I know why I haven't been able to chew on that side for half a year
djalternative: (sometimes every 1 in a million times you step on ice in the winter and it goes wrong)
djalternative: at least you have a clear plan of action now
Juliamon: and on the downside, the crown is $1500-ish
jessieimproved: i presume there are good dentists out there...
Juliamon: because ~dental~
RassilonDND: hey hey. Chat I have some good news. I have been out of the job for the last 6 months, but I can finally report that I FOUND A JORB
Juliamon: YAY JORB
DarkMorford: I found out that I'll be eligible for a vaccine on Thursday. (Along with everyone else in the state of Washington.)
RandomTrivia: Congrats RassilonDND!
Juliamon: YAY VAX
DarkMorford: Now comes the fun part of trying to get an appointment.
jessieimproved: they missed an abscess in my nephew's tooth for a LONG time
RandomTrivia: Still working on the whole unemployed thing here. I miss being able to help people have fun.
RassilonDND: Does anyone know if there is any validity on the J&J vaccine being recalled?
RassilonDND: also @RandomTrivia good luck. I did not qualify for unemployment.
Juliamon: yeah my dentist is good, it's just such a hairline crack that it's not actually visible and can only be felt by running a tool under the gumline
Juliamon: I can't really blame them for not finding something that didn't even show up on xrays
Anubis169: RassilonDND: congrats on the jerb!
jessieimproved: @RassilonDND afaik, there have been 6 cases of blood clots entirely out of women 18-45, the presumption at this point is birth control contraindication
DarkMorford: @RassilonDND As far as I know, not recalled. Just on hold while they try to sort out the blood clot thing.
Anubis169: and DarkMorford, congrats on eligibility for vaxpants
RandomTrivia: I've not bothered with unemployment support (uk) this time around, last time I was repeatedly sanctioned because apparently 5+ applications a week isn't enough. The whole system is designed to sanction a percentage of all applicants. I'm lucky to be supported by my family.
RassilonDND: ah thanks for the clarification
jessieimproved: hah, Chris c'mon! Chris!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: Early?!
Anubis169: surgnurl!
asthanius: Chris!
RandomTrivia: Well, I suppose they will start on time
RassilonDND: i have been hjearing about the blood clots, I new it was mostly women but i thought there were a few men
jessieimproved: on time even
RassilonDND: lrrSIGNAL FBtouchdown lrrSIGNAL
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ButButTheJesus: ROGER
ButButTheJesus: i mean hi
RassilonDND: strange, i usually see chat flooded with signals
sam_spicy: Heyyy everyone
Juliamon: Too early for the signal crowd I guess
Anubis169: RassilonDND: If ya hit up the discord, there was a leeeengthy convo in there about it that was nice and informative :)
Anubis169: !discord
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DeM0nFiRe: lol that is definitely a tweet
RandomTrivia: Yep, another tweet written by Adam LUL
RassilonDND: @Anubis169 no problem, though if you can tell me which channel it might be easier to track down
GhostValv: :O
Anubis169: we got a dedicated covid19 channel
Blue_Anteater: @RassilonDND Katelyn Jetelina runs a website called Your Local Epidemiologist that has regular, source-cited updates on COVID stuff, including info about the J&J vaccine. Highly recommend!
froppochino: hola
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight Stream title
CyberColossus: Gooooooooood morning Canada
RandomTrivia: Definitely read that to the tune of Good Morning Baltimore
RandomTrivia: Now that's stuck in my head :D
DiscordianTokkan: I have the remnants of a massive migraine, so hopefully these good spoopy folk will help get rid of the last dregs
Anubis169 hangs up some thick curtains for Tokkan
The_Color_Twelve: right... tuesday. I know what day of the week it is
RassilonDND: @DiscordianTokkan I would think adam and ben screaming might make things worse
DiscordianTokkan: @Anubis169 Thanks! hah
hesterbyrde: @DiscordianTokkan ooph... as a fellow migraine sufferer, I know that feel. Hope you're feeling better soon friend!
Phosphatide subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Phosphatide: KomodoHype pastaThat lrrSPOOP
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DiscordianTokkan: @RassilonDND I think it was sinus based, so hopefully laughing will help loosen it up
DiscordianTokkan: @hesterbyrde lrrHEART
aClonedPickle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
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ButButTheJesus: this music makes me think of Silent Hill more than RE
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
zed_alpha: I'm almost nice!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zed_alpha! (Today's storm count: 48)
Sogheim: oh no it's gonna be a spoopy time
ButButTheJesus: oh heck i forgot to Prepare Myself
jessieimproved: rip my ears
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: that volume turn
Sogheim: yike
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP lrrHEART lrrSPOOP
Anubis169: MAHP
NotCainNorAbel: nap time with Adam
hesterbyrde: Oh Adam.
GapFiller: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TheWooglie: oshiHi
snowmonkey99: Feet!
SnackPak_: nice kicks
jessieimproved: well hello there Adam
GhostValv: nice
ButButTheJesus: perfect
gayghostprince: hello Ben and Adam
RandomTrivia: LUL
Nigouki: FREE FEET
ANeMzero: Feet have been shown
wynternyghtynggale: welcome to wiki feet
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Adam's shoes
aClonedPickle: adam stop posting feet
hatboozeparty: yay comfy stream
NonjaBiru: Show feet!
RassilonDND: Free feet!!!
GapFiller: good morning lrrADAM AdamlrrBEN Ben lrrHEART
jboogie247: Tuesday’s are highlights of the week because I can ignore my zoom class and watch Let’s Nope instead 😊
Sogheim: seabatTROG feelin comfy man?
GapFiller: FEET
gayghostprince: stop posting feet for free
NimrodXIV: that doesn't look comfy
unicornly: showing them feet is just leaving money on the table
Anubis169: The sole of the stream Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: CHRIIIIS!
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
quillilian: Shown feet! Now toilet!
gamercat88: you whats up sneakers
floki4242: why feet
TheWooglie: Hi Ben
panquernic: There’s poop on your shoe
Boon_33: why not?
wynternyghtynggale: we feel the heart and sole of the stream
The_Color_Twelve subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
The_Color_Twelve: Live indeed
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snowmonkey99: Sneaker needs googly eyes
Boi_Ginny subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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ArgentumFlare: I'm telling graham you put your shoes on the desk. ur gonna get in soooooo much trouble
RandomTrivia: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: hi Shoey
Anubis169: praise sneaker!
wynternyghtynggale: @snowmonkey99 the shoe does need googlie eyes
Blade_Tiger: Shoey is my favourite LRRsm'n
YawnLance: Shoey?! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
niccus: shoey is even bigger than adam
Boon_33: Hi Shoey!
ChippTunes: Oh this is a gooood start
Dog_of_Myth: Hola Adam, Hola Ben, Hola Adam's foot. Hola chat.
DiscordianTokkan: Shoey the Comic Insult Shoe
GhostValv: get in character :)
GapFiller: Dear Dr Adam: IS IT DA SHOES!?
SquareDotCube: A little flatfooted
SnackPak_: nailed it
ButButTheJesus: GDI
NimrodXIV: :D
jessieimproved: i'm dyin
pn55: lrrWOW
spo_okymulder: getting in *character*
Makrosian_Tae: What. In. The. WORLD??
Boon_33: shoey, friend of han solo?
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
hesterbyrde: #canon
Anubis169: manLOL
wargodmogis: Isn't this free foot shot?
ashesandmochi: thank u for the live tweet i lost track of the time and also lost my mind at the tweet
Gulleko: I was imagining it kinda nasal and very dry-humoured
MrUglama: nice
ButButTheJesus: SOLE
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
MegaDosX: Adam no.
jessieimproved: ffs I'm trying to EAT
RassilonDND: We're so close to a pee wee herman
gamercat88: lmao, i love this
NimrodXIV: gdi
Anubis169: loooooooow hangin' fruit
NotCainNorAbel: sole!
wynternyghtynggale: should we tell shoey he has something in his treads
Anubis169: :D
Blade_Tiger: Adam.
panquernic: What is happening
pn55: drmickPascal
Uzumaki15: This is great!
snowmonkey99: Feeling a bit down trodden today Shoey?
ChippTunes: I mean if anyone is really jonesing for feet here it’s Shoey
NonjaBiru: ysbrydPunjail
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
HadesLeprechaun subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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MegaDosX: Also I feel like you and I both have a different definition of the word "shoey"
xantos69: Bad Pun Yellow Card
voren_chalco: Oh, THAT'S why it's called Let's Nope.
Anubis169: bahahahahaha
noisyblizzard: seabatApp
The_Color_Twelve: the legendary free foot stream only told of in whispers
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: HOLY FUCK
Battering_Lamb: What a thing to come into lmao
acero47 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
acero47: Have fun guys
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NimrodXIV: Shoey no
neisan2112: SHOIE NO!
Gulleko: anubis bexyHAI
Anubis169: Gulleko <3
ChippTunes: Let’s Wut
spethycakes: I've never wanted to call anything soleless more in my life
YeetTheRich_: what is going on here?
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to shoey! They have given 789 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shoey! (Today's storm count: 54)
Zath_: I just go here, but I'm assuming a "show feet" comment got out of hand
ANeMzero: Shoey already has success, he's shown feet
Anubis169: PCP? so THAT'S what the laces are for...
snowmonkey99: @Zath nope, this is all Adam's idea
YeetTheRich_: wheelerFee wheelerT ?
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 :D
gamercat88: Shoey having an exestential crisis
SnackPak_: shoey's got this
DoctorAddams: Hang on... Does this mean imminent Adam feet!?
pn55: Wow, we don't even need Adam or Ben anymore.
Wiscosota: 3 more hours of this please 😂
elkae: Is that Kermit the frog
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Anubis169 falls over laughing
jessieimproved: Fame first, drugs second is going to get cross-stitched and hung in my kitchen
panquernic: Is short gonna be playing?
NotCainNorAbel: Shoey sure has a mouth on them
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
wynternyghtynggale: today is a blessed day for the hightlight reel
panquernic: Shoey
TheThromborax: wait a minute. I'm confused. AM I High?
RayFK: Adam what in the flying fuck are you doing
aClonedPickle: shoety's taken a real heel turn
RayFK: Adam
NotCainNorAbel: What are Shoey's pronouns?
Anubis169: Profeshunnerl
The_Color_Twelve: is shoey also a king of piss?
RayFK: You don't have to do this man
panquernic: Damn Shoey
RayFK: Content doesn't need to happen like this
Anubis169: NotCainNorAbel: none
gamercat88: is this Adam's kermit voice?
Anubis169: it's a shoe
ButButTheJesus: @RayFK ITS TOO LATE
ButButTheJesus: SAVE YOURSELF
SnackPak_: Can we meet Shoey's sibling?
Makrosian_Tae: You can do this man. You're a professional!
MegaDosX: @RayFK Where's Adam? All I see is Shoey.
Catcard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Catcard: this is a good number
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MrUglama: please have shoey interact with Gibb
maestrith: Kermit The Foot?
elkae: I had no idea Adam does a Kermit voice
pn55: Tell it like it is Shoey!
elkae: TIL
Saintnex: as it turns out, Adam has finally let "show feet" get to him
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
Anubis169: BAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RayFK: Fuck you Shoey
RandomTrivia: LUL
NanoDelta: The bit has been committed to, and I love it!
YawnLance: RIP Shoey
spethycakes: THIS imagery makes me uncomfortable
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jessieimproved: is this imagery that makes me uncomfortable?
HadesLeprechaun: there is some wild energy going for the start of this stream
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: man down!
NimrodXIV: am Adam okay?
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Shoey
GapFiller: OH YESH
ANeMzero: RIP ADAM
ChippTunes: All Shoey highlight reel let’s gooooo
Ballistic_Meatball: perfect
notthepenguins: MAN DOWN
RandomTrivia: RIP Shooey
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL LUL LUL
SnackPak_ applauds politely
Boon_33: Shoey is OK
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP
gamercat88: nice save
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
elkae: Omg RIP
xantos69: I'll miss Shooey.
DoctorAddams: Is this the shoe from Adam's Game Haus...?
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
spo_okymulder: MercyWing1 FBtouchdown MercyWing2
BusTed: 👞
TheThromborax: SHOEY EMOTE OR FUCKING RIOT
MegaDosX: I wonder how strong Adam's coffee is
NotCainNorAbel: seabatHITBOX
Anubis169: Adam, thank you ever so much travHert
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatBRAIN FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN
elkae: 2020Pajamas 2020Pajamas 2020Pajamas
ANeMzero: This new crew member feels like a shoe-in for best Nope Boy
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
GapFiller: yo Adam Its Gotta Be Da Shoes!
jboogie247: Thank you shoey
ButButTheJesus: SOLE
TheMerricat: 👞👞👞👞👞
DiscordianTokkan: Fuck I love this shoe imean show
CyberColossus: ass-sole
SirShaken: tayraeJuicy
YeetTheRich_: this might be the silliest stream intro and i have watched a lot of wheeler
Sir__Octopus: This was great to wake up to
RayFK: I'm fucking mad
pn55: Good joke streamer
lyropithic: I think you've just got to agLET it go
Anubis169: koolBEWT
romanempire144: Does this mean adam has a wikifeet page?
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: tread lightly shoey is still within eat shot
elkae: Woooooow
notthepenguins: highlight of my week and its only tuesday
DeM0nFiRe: VoteYea
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Boon_33: Adam can you get me Shoey's autograph?
Makrosian_Tae: Shoutouts to improv!
gayghostprince: see you all in the highlight reel
panquernic: I miss Shoey
TheThromborax: The letter drugs. and the Number bong
ChippTunes: I hope this is the episode where Chris punches a whole goddamn boulder in half
Stormthius: Cheer90
MegaDosX: I...don't remember when the last actual spooky game was.
Anubis169: it's Monday the 37th of JanuFebTober
ANeMzero: You say the game isn't scary but I hear Sheeva and Chris shouting "Come
ButButTheJesus: @TheThromborax "heheh heh heheheh"
RandomTrivia: I'm sure none of these will make The Reel but they were too good not to make
CyberColossus: @chipptunes wrong game bruh
RayFK: Yo how does it feel that a talking shoe became the best content done all year?
DoctorAddams: I dunno... It's contextually scarh
BaronVonPoppinOff subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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MegaDosX: "Fuck you, you are nice!" - Adam, probably
Kramburger: Adam Savidan's aggressive positive reinforcement
gamercat88: you can do it again
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of C'MON! C'MON! C'MON! and decided to see what was going on. How's everybody doing?
SnackPak_: we'll pretend it's the first time
Kramburger: Hey Ben, you missed a really funny joke by Adam
ButButTheJesus: @beckett_brass ROGER
Anubis169: LOL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If shoey doesn't make the highlight real, I don't know how I'll manage
Anubis169: that was beautiful
DiscordianTokkan: It was SO GOOD
asthanius: The latest one was pronounciation based
neisan2112: IT was pretty great
ladylinzington: oh that tweet is a masterpiece
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: IAN FUCKING HORNER
lyropithic: It was glorious
ChippTunes: 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
MrUglama: marcow3MAE
Anubis169: audio levels are manYES
Pywodwagon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Pywodwagon: The only spooky thing tonight is how much my second vaccine shot has wiped me out
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gamercat88: perfect
The_Color_Twelve: volume seems good on both
DiscordianTokkan: cheer250 Bits for Shoey help dispel my migraine dregs, and Ian being Ian
MegaDosX: Of course you're good enough
teaspoonC: you're always good enough boys <3
ButButTheJesus: i... don't get it is that a french
Makrosian_Tae: Ok, everyone complain about the volume levels in 3...2...1...
gamercat88: Shoey doesn't either
KV1NN4: yeah i was fatigued for 2 days
MinniChii: Most of Canada?
panquernic: Adam: Ian is too smart. Adam 15 seconds later: Ian’s a dumbass
RayFK: Shoey is an antivaxxer
Kramburger: Australia doesn't have any vaccine :(
lirazel64: I wish I could share being vaccinated.
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Didn't you hear? The government's just /getting on with it/
SnackPak_: lrrWOW Shoey
ButButTheJesus: aw, fuck shoey
amuseoffirebane: @butbutthejesus yee, dix-neuf means 19
Gildan_Bladeborn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only one more month to go until the funny number. Wait... no, that seems right.
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doubledbear: Anyone else think Ben is a a little quiet?
ANeMzero: I don't think there is any significant difference between those two groups
RayFK: Ho Ho Ho
ChippTunes: I mean it would make his life easier if he was a flat earther
KartoffelKaiser: Shoey does shoeys
DeM0nFiRe: Shoey is flat earth? I would have thought he would be an arch supporter
Anubis169: it's gonna be a great night
ButButTheJesus: @amuseoffirebane thank you, i am now amused
jboogie247: Shoey believes in hollow moon for sure
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
Chatstone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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YeetTheRich_: c o n t e n t
DoctorAddams: CHWIS, wodger
TheOtterWhoLies: well thats not puke inducing
neisan2112: Starting off right are we
Halvhir: Ah, the tradtitional warm up
ChippTunes: I mean it started at a 10 and can only go up
beckett_brass: @Electrodyne Hello. Welcome to C'MON!
elkae: Well gtg but boy am I glad I tuned in for the start lol
jessieimproved: this is exactly the kind of energy this game needs anyway, so we're good
Sogheim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
Sogheim: Got my second vaccine shot today and I'm super woozy, let's go motion sickness and gore!
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Blade_Tiger: The traditional gun wiggle
beckett_brass: @elkae Have a good day.
MegaDosX: Haha good job haha
DiscordianTokkan: I'm on a waitlist for a Vaccine from a local pharmacy, but I've been warned to expect June at the earliest still. orz
Electrodyne: Last time there was also some FREEDOM, and gigapuddi
RayFK: You can't fix Ian
Electrodyne: Just as a quick recap
beckett_brass: @Sogheim Congratz, and I hope that you get better. Praying for you.
asthanius: Ian's the only one who can fix things
lyropithic: That joke was perfect (as long as you're French-English bilingual)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh boy am I ever excited to see how Adam reacts to RE:6.
RayFK: A little Jizzy jazz on 6? A Rum Cum Tugger?
DoctorAddams: GiGaFrEeDoM! (puddi puddi)
Sogheim: @beckett_brass I'll be fine, but the window might be minimized.
MegaDosX: Jordan pls
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's EXACTLY his kind of horse shit.
Electrodyne: @doctoraddams Yessss
DiscordianTokkan: Nono! The bits were a celebration! Because the laughing at Shoey helped get rid of most of the dregs, and Ian being Ian got rid of the rest! :D
ChippTunes: Jordan por que
asthanius: Mr. Shotgun that's my name! That name again is Mr. Shotgun
YawnLance: @RayFK Jordan I swear I'm not even a mod here but still benginLol
TotallyNotaBeholder: Rounds that are electric?
RayFK: But I am Yawn
aClonedPickle: welcome to Suddenly, A Cover System
MegaDosX: @YawnLance You have no power here
CptMurphey: sick roll
FionasGotIT: Hold on, I'll drop in a sec, I just gotta finish doing this
ChippTunes: Ah yes Gears of War
BrowneePoints: Yea Gears of War is scarier than this
Orgmastron: Ben's health bar just got deleted
Gildan_Bladeborn: What, you mean to tell me you're NOT scared during this cover-based shooter segment of this very scary video game?
ANeMzero: I'm glad those electric rounds were for the GL and not an indicator that the game had the Remington EtronX
Makrosian_Tae: I think you mean Resident of Evil @chipptunes
beckett_brass: Zombie bugs. Not a fan.
Gildan_Bladeborn: More shooty mans by the way.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are learning about FREEDOM
kumatsu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
kumatsu: I heard there's existential dread going on in here?
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DiscordianTokkan: Power Stone!
MegaDosX: The Power Stone? One down, five to go
jessieimproved: how'd he fit that in there
beckett_brass: @jessieimproved Very carefully.
DoctorAddams: Spray me, Addy
Izandai: I wonder if they'll remake RE4.
BrowneePoints: AMERICA! *shotgun blast*
Gildan_Bladeborn: @jessieimproved - that's the eternal question that RE games pose to the world.
MegaDosX: @jessieimproved I suggest you don't think about it too much.
until_may: Adam "ew its so wiggly" Savidan
Ba_Dum_Tish: Liberated his head
The_Color_Twelve: inconFlex its not an eagle but its kind of freedom
Sogheim: oh no the bugs and the zombies are on the same side
ashesandmochi: i just finished watching your guys' RE3 playthrough and almost forgot what this game looked like
bootsmalone subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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theleerm: ben, baby please heal
HondoTrigger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
HondoTrigger: 22 months of tuning into lets nope for 2 mins to press this button OpieOP
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ButButTheJesus: !SIR
BrowneePoints: I do
Kramburger: Do Red Herbs count as Spices?
DeM0nFiRe: It just occured to me that you spray the herb
BrowneePoints: inundate me with those herbs and spices
Gildan_Bladeborn: I wouldn't take that particular bet Adam - this IS the internet after all. Rule 34 and all.
aClonedPickle: would either of you like a sniper rifle
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
ANeMzero: Generally not a good idea to spray your friends with spices
Ba_Dum_Tish: Douse me in 'erbs an spices
asthanius: It's only weird if you make it weird
saucemaster5000: Existential as in "Why am I playing this? What am I doing?"
MegaDosX: Stream opens with a closeup of Adam's shoe. Then he says "don't make it weird". Go figure :p
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
InquisitorGaia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
InquisitorGaia: Wut 2 years of Spoops? i guess i like it here
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BrowneePoints: I request that the Colonel baste me in his special herbs and spices
neisan2112: Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
elder_cod subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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Kramburger: "MUM, MAKE ADAM STAY OUT OF MY ROOM"
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aClonedPickle: Ben has stealthed the rifle into his pants
e_bloc: Corgo229 chris roger c'mon
Nigouki: Ben got better sniper?
Jennie_Fuchsia: There was existential TREAD earlier but Shooey went off to do PCP
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Izandai: waaaooow
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
MegaDosX: Just...leave the stream if you don't want to watch, why call attention to it?
ArgentumFlare: Thats rude as hell, but also hilarious
Izandai: Like, why though? Why would you *ever* say something like that?
DeM0nFiRe: To be fair ben, how dare you not ask that guy what he wanted to watch before you started your stream?
cybermencheese: lrrSIGNAL
RassilonDND: Hey fred, you're a big zombie, you don't really need clothes or body armor...
patrick_stonecrusher: did that guy say "try some kool-aid"?
MegaDosX: I love how you're always surprised by that
BusTed: Oh no, the consequences of my actions!
Nigouki: pops just like a kinder egg
ButButTheJesus: mmm delicious herb
codatski: Hello Ben and Adam, hey chat! I'm late, but I'm here!
Nigouki: it's the goat and wolf puzzle?!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer150 Spoopy Boyz on my birthday, I hit Human Level 39 today!
MegaDosX: Behind you Ben!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Behind you Ben.
gualdhar: CHRIS! RODGER! NO! CHRIS!
theleerm: LET ME IN
gayghostprince: @codatski you missed a new LRR member
beckett_brass: @codatski Hello. Welcome to a survival...erm...horror game?
RandomTrivia: Through the keyhole! LUL
KeytarCat: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Direct hits for days!
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Saw what
ArgentumFlare: clip it, thats the ticket
beckett_brass: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Happy Birthday! What do you get for getting to level 39?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: hahaha yesss ben
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
RandomTrivia: HAH
aClonedPickle: Ring Out
MegaDosX: Adam did you watch Wrestlemania or no?
RandomTrivia: benginLol
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Izandai: Two questions. 1) Why are those grenades so slow? 2) Why do those grenades have no dropoff?
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
codatski: @gayghostprince Sounds like a trip to the vod is in order
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tickets are non-refundable!
gualdhar: yikes, 10 second knockout
Kramburger: #CancelUFWNetwork
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Dang, less of a tome in the rumble than Torg.
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
RassilonDND: What was that weird show called again, the Mike Tyson Murder Mysteries?
codatski: @beckett_brass They only guarantee an "attempt" at playing a scary game
Boon_33: Mike Tyson, not a normal dude.
Gaytanic_Panic: The man can't go for a jog without awakening the beast. It's crazy
BusTed: rude
Izandai: I've heard it said that you kind of have to be broken in a particular kind of way in order to be that outrageously successful.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam, he turned into a giant mushroom, and then exploded. As you do.
BirkaBirkowski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
BirkaBirkowski: My quality of life has greatly improved following the implementation of Ben's silly voice machine on stream
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vandristine: bruh what is that shotgun spread, point blank range and yet the spread is like a foot apart
BrowneePoints: Same thing for like World Chess Champions. Their brains are hyperfocused for one thing, often to the detriment of other things
Izandai: Like, no normal person could be the best in the world at anything. They have to much desire to do things other than that one thing.
ggodopaste: Have you played 5?
ArgentumFlare: I'm BEGGING for a time crisis VR game
BrowneePoints: I mean the obvious answer is to crowdfund a MAME Cabinet Adam
cardboardhorde: R E L O A D. R E L O A D.
ggodopaste: Time Crisis 5 has TWO PEDALS!
Kramburger: Bring back Light Guns, Duck Hunt for Evo!
saucemaster5000: When are we gonna get a time crisis movie?? Like, what
Zu_o: to be fair, almost all engineers are the same way
Izandai: Dude, Time Crisis was the shit.
KartoffelKaiser: I can still hear the Time Crisis 3 "RELOAD"
Makrosian_Tae: Dew it!
BusTed: big snipes
Zu_o: (a note, he was not being fair)
ButButTheJesus: I played some of a Time Crisis on PS3 with Move controller
ArgentumFlare: Is shroud relevant still?
lithopseffect: what a gamer
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Rentok: Wait a second, are these zombies using weapons? That's not normal zombie behaviour!
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: I was more of an Area 51 arcade fan back in the days of light guns
ButButTheJesus: ok typing Crisis instead of Crysis felt weird, darnit Crytek
Kramburger: Are YOU relevent still?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RassilonDND: Ah, thats right, It was called Mike Tyson Mysteries and it was a messed up version of scooby doo
theo_frances: is this where I find the spooky bois?
ButButTheJesus: @KartoffelKaiser me too
dougma: lrrWOW
ArgentumFlare: Well, I mean as like part of cultural Zeitgeist, sorryyyyyy
FullOfLiesAndBees subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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beckett_brass: @theo_frances Hello
cardboardhorde: Also, I'm pretty sure he averages, like, 30k viewers per stream
7gorobei: green herb
Randoplh: Adam u are relevant... i think
RandomTrivia: You're both relevant!
Izandai: I mean, I'm definitely not relevant. HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight HahaShrugRight
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: Adam vs twitch chat is my favorite dynamic
wargodmogis: Twitch chat has never been relevent every either
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Rentok - well you see, these guys who act very much like zombies definitely aren't zombies, no sirree. They have giant bugs inside of them telling them what to do.
saucemaster5000: you can be a person and be irrelevant ask garfunkel.
beckett_brass: @Izandai You're relevant to someone.
RandomTrivia: Time for a little Savidan Aggressive Positive Reinforcement ™
NicotineRobot: Oh DIIIP - It's my favorite good boys!
RendezVoodoo: Adam im sure a relative to somebody
shurtal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
shurtal: Adam "Relevent to me" Savidan and Ben "Relevent to me" Ulmer will always be "relevent" to me
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Izandai: @beckett_brass (X) Doubt
ButButTheJesus: Securite!
MegaDosX: Apparently Time Crisis 5 came out in 2015, so it's only been six years since the last one
YeetTheRich_: im not relevant im just text on a screen
ArgentumFlare: Does anyone have a burn ward, I'm in desperate need
lirazel64: Internet clowns are the Most Relevant Clowns.
gayghostprince: my friend has posted an Adam tweet without context and my ttrpg discord groups regularly reference the glass jar question once a session
RayFK: Ben really ruining the moment
gayghostprince: so you are relevant
carl0ou: lrrSPOOP
playmaster500 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
playmaster500: it's let's nope after wrestlemania
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ButButTheJesus: i hear you adam
Kramburger: Streamers have feelings too
TezzeretTinkerer: lrrBEN Hows everyone? lrrADAM
ArgentumFlare: Adam is 100% correct and I hadn't considered my phrasing vs intent.
gamercat88: and some our v-tubers
Izandai: Welcome to the highlight reel?
kmack47: so your saying he's not relevant then
NicotineRobot: The Robot known as Adam is trying a little hard.
beckett_brass: @TezzeretTinkerer Hello. Welcome to discussions about relevancy.
TheMerricat: For instance Adam's words are extremely powerful.... :P
theleerm: PREACH
Makrosian_Tae: @gayghostprince hey! Long time! Welcome back <3
ChippTunes: 👌💯
ButButTheJesus: C'MON
GhostValv: people are people, including content people :)
Capt_clown: Words have power. The spice must flow!
BirkaBirkowski: Highlight Reel Hours
until_may: "proceeds to make chat feel bad"
Rentok: Gildan_Bladeborn Oh, right. Like Parasect.
gayghostprince: @makrosian_tae hey!! I'm free for once
shurtal: Green + Green = GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
carl0ou: green farts
BrowneePoints: Unless they're Homophobic/Transphobic or racist. Then they can flounder in irrelevancy
Kramburger: Welcome to the death star I guess
TheThromborax: Streamers are friends, not food!
kmack47: grow up adam
LordZarano: People are more than one thing
gayghostprince: do you all usually do let's nope on Tuesdays or have I lost it
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
saucemaster5000: @playmaster500 I'd like to point out I'm ten times bigger and can make sauce
Zu_o: yeah Adam, you can do better, you weren't trying, imagine what you can do if you do!
Izandai: Pfsh, speak for yourself. I'm fucking SLAYING it. Kappa
TezzeretTinkerer: I tried to raid, idk if it worked
BirkaBirkowski: Speaking as chat, Twitch chat deserves to feel bad now and again
gamercat88: oh no!
TheMerricat: Is this the same Adam that was just telling us that athletes are psychopaths?
juneblue58: Feeling bad about something you've done is the first step towards being better.
RandomTrivia: @gayghostprince Yep, Tuesdays after Talking Sim
DoctorAddams: Oh Adam, you'll always be relevant to us uwu
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun don't threaten me with a good time
GhostValv: shoey's cousin, chancla
ChippTunes: We’re only an hour or so from chat begging Shoey to step on them
shadowtalon910: LUL
Kramburger: Do you guys know what 'doing a Shoey' is?
gayghostprince: I've lost it I deadass thought it was Wednesday
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you see, this is the OTHER giant chasm filled with science tubes.
RandomTrivia: Time has no meaning any more
RandomTrivia: Days are hard
BirkaBirkowski: Elevator sequence!
gayghostprince: @randomtrivia true
Dog_of_Myth: Spin me right round baby
Gildan_Bladeborn: This time there's a giant flying spider wasp.
MegaDosX: Try spinning, that's a good trick!
beckett_brass: @gayghostprince Don't worry. I'm sure it's Wednesday somewhere.
ArgentumFlare: @Kramburger Yes but its against Twitch TOS
RandomTrivia: *Dead or Alive starts playing*
wynternyghtynggale: welp good game on to the next one
Sogheim: yep motion sickness goodbye and good luck!
RayFK: Chex Quest
CyberColossus: this bit gives me the siccness
beckett_brass: @Sogheim Have a good day
Kramburger: For real, in Aus doing a Shoey is literally drinking out of a show
BusTed: Yo! Noid
codatski: @rayfk YES
Kramburger: *show
Kramburger: Shoe
SAJewers: Yo! Noid Stream when Adam? lrrBEEJ Kappa
RandomTrivia: If anyone hasn't seen the Avoid the Noid speedrun from AGDQ 2019 (I think) Awful block, highly recommend
BirkaBirkowski: Why would he say that as of something stopping it doesn't mean it has stopped?
wynternyghtynggale: lol yeah i get the motion sickness as well lol just going to open another tap and listen
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger ew!
Izandai: Wait, didn't this game start in an impoverished African village?
MegaDosX: Nailed it!
Capt_clown: @randomtrivia Awful block never disappoints.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you hit him at least.
hesterbyrde: What the fuck is the purpose of this elevator? Why is it designed this way?
beckett_brass: @Izandai Yep. We are in a technological facility somewhere in Africa now.
vandristine: "Why have you made our elevator in this secret base like this?"
Izandai: Huh. Alrighty then.
BusTed: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: Thread the needle
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArgentumFlare: Field goal
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHEART
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown
Yaogar1: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: @hesterbyrde The purpose of this elevator is to take people up. Why it's designed this way, I don't know.
lyropithic: Umbrella might be a bit extra
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: that man dodgeball'd an rpg
silenceaux: Maybe a little too good
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
bv310: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: @Capt_clown TRUTH. That was the same week as Virtual Hydelide, the game with performance measured in Seconds per Frame
BirkaBirkowski: this seems like a massive waste of resources
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think you even have to Adam.
ChippTunes: CrazyTaxiTheme.wav
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerT
Munchill: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: This just reminds me of the part of Fear and Loathing were Dr. Gonzo is freaking out and refuses to get off the rotating bar LUL LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, that's the only guy you need to kill.
Haroldholmes25: this seems miserable
InquisitorGaia: i remember this being an absolute fucking horse shit of a room
codatski: We designed the elevator to ensure anyone who rides it is debilitatingly dizzy by the time they get to their floor.
Kramburger: FIRST TRY
GhostValv: :)
BusTed: mmhm
Catcard: OMG
Mashamino: LUL
vandristine: i can see why 5 and 6 are now considered bad
BusTed: benginTry
mulligan2six: Accuracy scores tanking this chapter
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
YeetTheRich_: oof
Seth_Erickson: wait we speed up DansGame
Izandai: PrideLaugh Welcome to the highlight reel.
BrowneePoints: quick someone play the song of storms music
Seth_Erickson: that's the opposite of what we wanted
Mashamino: the deafening silence
Capt_clown: Quick play the song if storms backwards
silenceaux: sometimes you just have to hand your controller over to someone else to finish the chapter
lithopseffect: i have a snaking suspicion that this game is kinda bad
Rentok: Wow, can't even strafe and shoot to be kind of in the same place
ArgentumFlare: Gravitron babey
Kramburger: Behind Enemy Lines
sendatou: zombies have guns now?
Kramburger: Revivify is a healing spell
Seth_Erickson: that guy had the big brain dodge 👀
beckett_brass: @sendatou Yep. They're accuracy, on the other hand, is not guaranteed.
patrick_stonecrusher: who at Capcom thought this was a good idea? who anywhere thought this was a good idea?
HesGotNoPants: @kramburger isn't it necromancy?
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger is that the cure zombie?
Capt_clown: @patrick_stonecrusher Cocaine is a hell of a drug LUL LUL
codatski: Necromancy is just really late healing
shurtal: Yeah, THIS PART
aClonedPickle: oh yeah this chapter is just back to back slugfests
ArgentumFlare: Yeah that was just a giant resource sink
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't know why anyone would question the purpose of a giant, constantly rotating elevator platform that can be remotely disabled by switches on the edges of the giant chasm it slowly spins upwards through. It makes perfect logical sense! Kappa
Seth_Erickson: The classic tale of video game progression
HesGotNoPants: @codatski you're not wrong
Seth_Erickson: I had ammo before and now I do not have ammo
MegaDosX: Why do we even /have/ that lever?
Rentok: Oh wow, Adam's so buff- and so is the character he's playing.
MegaDosX: Grasp the lever firmly
ArgentumFlare: Pull it, Bop it
HesGotNoPants: @rentok wait until the volcano to see how buff
gualdhar: why must everything be sexual?!?
Nydestroyer: Only 7 more blitzball games till I finish whakas celestial weapon... thank goodness I have you guys to fill the void during the grind XD
Kramburger: That Chris is on the elevator again!
HesGotNoPants: @gualdhar do you not get excited?
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: welp
BusTed: aw beans
ArgentumFlare: tongue boys are ere
lithopseffect: aww, frogs
aClonedPickle: licky licky
beckett_brass: @Nydestroyer Hello. I send my condolences to you. Also, Welcome to tongues.
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArgentumFlare: K O
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: f
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HesGotNoPants: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: LEON!!! wait, wrong game
Seth_Erickson: they separated us, They're learning NotLikeThis
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM lrrHAM
patrick_stonecrusher: game over yeaaaahhh!
codatski: Huh, what games have co-op speed runs? I'm genuinely curious
RayFK: Graham continued to pay for internet for you
Mr_Horrible: I come into stream and am immediately greeted with a "You are dead" screen
Mr_Horrible: ominous
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aren't those the normal sort?
beckett_brass: @Mr_Horrible Hello. Welcome to dead.
ArgentumFlare: Are acid rounds super effective against lickers?
kumatsu: portal 2
Mr_Horrible: Ben supports only implosive squares
mulligan2six: A way out
shurtal: Boarderlands
shurtal: all the boarderlands games
TheThromborax: Minecraft!
e_bloc: people will speedrun anything
BirkaBirkowski: @mr_horrible well there aren't many games with a "you're alive" screen now are three?
Seth_Erickson: @codatski there's that new game It Takes Two which could be fun to speed run since it's a coop game
Izandai: Super Punch-Out
ButButTheJesus: @Nydestroyer was there ever an easy way to do the lightning dodging in that one area? i didn't bother cause it went too fast
Nydestroyer: the game "Speedrunners" LUL
TheThromborax: LRR has a multiplayer minecraft speedrun bronze
BrowneePoints: That new It Takes Two would totally be a speedrun game
ArgentumFlare: It takes too absolutely rules and I would love to see a speedrun
Mr_Horrible: @BirkaBirkowski valid point, but now I swear I've seen *that* somewhere before too LUL
Seth_Erickson: my thoughts exactly @BrowneePoints
Izandai: Trauma Center
Mr_Horrible: maybe it's just my mind filling in the blanks
codatski: I guess I just never really thought about it. Of course there are co-op speed runs. Time for a YouTube spiral
Gildan_Bladeborn: Healing sprays not STACKING is proof that whoever designed this inventory system hates you, and wants you to be unhappy.
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus To my knowledge, it's just watching for when the screen flashes, and then either a) spamming the button or b) hitting at the correct time.
kumatsu: keep talking and nobody explodes
Nydestroyer: @ButButTheJesus yea you just have to walk away from a lightning tower and it always triggers when you leave the range, so you just need to look at a place on the ground and go zen mode
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus or do what @Nydestroyer Said.
Mr_Horrible: the Battleblock Theater speedruns have a co-op category, don't they?
hesterbyrde: Uppies!
RayFK: Chris wants top bunk
ButButTheJesus: @Nydestroyer @beckett_brass ok thx
beckett_brass: @ButButTheJesus Still sucks, with how many times you have to do it.
Seth_Erickson: I just never liked top bunk
BirkaBirkowski: Super Mario One Mind is Co-op to its logical extreme
Kramburger: When I was sharing a room with my brother, I was moved to the top bunk when he got too heavy for it
Mr_Horrible: they just don't build Lickers like they used to
Gildan_Bladeborn: You would think that the person who can clamber up to the top-most bunk the easiest would be the one who gets it by default.
Capt_clown: I've known too many grown ass men who've fallen off top bunks
beckett_brass: @BirkaBirkowski Never heard of it. What's it like?
Tangsm: I've never actually slept in a bunk bed where the person on top bunk didn't either fall out or smack their head on the ceiling.
Nydestroyer: Yea the achievement dosn't trigger when you dodge 200, so you just have to keep going till you get it... I got lucky and stopped at 227
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e_bloc: water type pokemon
wynternyghtynggale: water fights
TheWooglie: you haven't met the robots yet?
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BrindleBoar: helpful as always, Ben
hesterbyrde: Are there any mecha things? Or does it react to water?
BirkaBirkowski: @beckett_brass So its basically like... Player 1 plays Mario, Player 2 plays Luigi, and every 30 frames (.5 seconds) you swap control between Mario and Luigi
ButButTheJesus: @Nydestroyer oh heck the achievement is glitched too? katesRage
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Swamplor: I had a bad day! Entertain me so I feel better!
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beckett_brass: @Nydestroyer Is that what it is!? My brother used a cheat to bypass the process, and thought that the problem was from using the cheat.
Mr_Horrible: I dunno if these constitute true Lickers. They seem more... Licker-ish... to me sofieAyy
ArgentumFlare: Does Umbrella have combat robots? It seems like something they'd do.
MegaDosX: "Hey idiots!" *fires point blank with grenade launcher*
Nydestroyer: @ButButTheJesus the achievement triggers when you open the chest, not when you dodge the lightning
beckett_brass: @BirkaBirkowski That sounds nuts. I don't know if it's good nuts or bad nuts, but definitely nuts.
Makrosian_Tae: @Mr_Horrible Take your upvote and get out!
Izandai: UM
ladylinzington: @ArgentumFlare no robots, only weird fleshy gooey monsters they can't control
Izandai: CHRIS YOU'RE DEAD
ButButTheJesus: @Nydestroyer oh ok
Izandai: CHRIST STOP THAT THING KILLED OUT
Himyul: Hawkeye: The aquaman of the avengers. LUL
Izandai: *YOU
armoredassaultpossum: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1
LemonOnRye: ROGER
TheWooglie: Does that make Adam Thor or Captain America?
Mr_Horrible: nah, Chris just has a hole in his shoulder now Kappa
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
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ButButTheJesus: ROGER
A_Dub888: C'MON
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ButButTheJesus: BUS IS COMING
BirkaBirkowski: @beckett_brass there is a GDQ vod of SMB3 one mind I believe, definitely worth checking out after the stream
TheWooglie: would you two have killed each other if in the same room?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What's loaded in that crate?
HesGotNoPants: ben you troll
Mr_Horrible: "Sheva I'm taking away your radio privileges"
BrowneePoints: Excuse me while I slowly rip my nails out of their beds to undo the pain of "C'mon"
LemonOnRye: LUL
ArgentumFlare: Is this: a Zelda Game?
Himyul: just far enough
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
Saintnex: FBtouchdown
Izandai: No
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Izandai: I don't wanna
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Why wasn't that just on the end?
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shurtal: FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: lrrAWW_EB
bv310: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: You did it! Congratulations!
Mr_Horrible: I love doing the emote FBtouchdown
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
RayFK: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatTROG
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Yaogar1: FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Amentur: FBtouchdown
patrick_stonecrusher: hut! uh. hut! uh. hut! uh.
YeetTheRich_: lrrGARBO
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
armoredassaultpossum: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Izandai: @RayFK You get it.
BirkaBirkowski: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX FBtouchdown
Enki1256: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: Why are we doing the touchdown, Adam didn't die
BrowneePoints: WRONG LEVER!
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: we love co-hosts with an antagonistic rapport LUL
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
TezzeretTinkerer: Maybe try aiming into them tezzer1Lookatme
BrindleBoar: LUL
HasturTheYellow: Baaaaa
GhostValv: seabatNogood
gamercat88: seabatCHOICE
ArgentumFlare: Why would I?
Enki1256: Rarely
MegaDosX: We are legion
DaSunao: lrrGOAT
ButButTheJesus: baaaaaaa
BrowneePoints: I saw my Yzma joke chance and I took it
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: Baaaaa
hesterbyrde: baaaaa
A_Dub888: !findquote twitch chat
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MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: Anything else you would like us to emote sir?
Randoplh: baaaa
LemonOnRye: baaaaa
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown M C A
Mr_Horrible: We're FBtouchdown -ing because *we* want to, Ben, not because Adam said so sofiePout
RandomTrivia: Ah shit, we've been rumbled!
saucemaster5000: baa
lirazel64: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
CyberColossus: we are LRR
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: he's the streamer don't we have to listen?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Independent thought is overrated Ben.
TheWooglie: tell us what to do Ben FBtouchdown
kumatsu: head empty, no thoughts
Seth_Erickson: I surely do didn't you see my seabatNogood
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: ride or die
neisan2112: Us Sheeple
snowmonkey99: I don't come to Twitch to *think* I come to be entertained!
OmnipotentTrevor: Can anyone prove that their thoughts are their own?
InquisitorGaia: ammo for ben upstairs
Kramburger: We're sorry we annoyed you with our SUPPORT
ButButTheJesus: SHEEP BE TRUE
Nydestroyer: Streamers are people, twitch chat are sheep Sadge
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: TBF, we also touchdown when Adam doesn't want us to
Amentur: It's 2:40 am and I have wine. Thoughts are not part of my process at this point
7gorobei: notthatCult
TheThromborax: Craaaaab Sheeple Craaaab Sheeeeeple
BrowneePoints: Excuse me Ben, I'm a Goat. I'm like a sheep but even MORE useless
MegaDosX: Ben have you considered that maybe we don't always listen to you guys when you tell us to do things?
MegaDosX: :p
NonjaBiru: lrrGOAT FBtouchdown
archon458: lrrGOAT
lithopseffect: jokes on you i'm a lamb, not a sheep...
CyberColossus: oh boy.. this bit
Himyul: what is the conversion rate between time and bullets?
RayFK: Ben if I wanted to think for myself I'd reflect on the crushing depression and stress of living in a pandemic with no chance of home ownership or an ability to retire at a reasonable age. I don't want to, so instead seabatNogood
DeM0nFiRe: I was about to say it's a harry potter spell
Gildan_Bladeborn: And... enormous monster in...
shurtal: Yeyeyeye, this is gonna be good
mulligan2six: More like a Harry Potter spell
ArgentumFlare: And a final fantasy outfit
Thee_Bovine: Good job, you kicked a homerun
BirkaBirkowski: hey face looks so relaxed compared to how intensely she's yelling. it's the scariest part of the game so far
hesterbyrde: Is there anything about this lady that doesn't say she's translated directly from FF?
robo__nixon: How dare you tell me I'm a sheep Adam. Quick, I need Ben to tell me how to feel!
Thee_Bovine: Proud of y'all
beckett_brass: @RayFK I hope things go better for you. Praying for you.
InquisitorGaia: @rayfk big mood
mulligan2six: Jill reveal
CptMurphey: god I love this game
ButButTheJesus: "I was pointing my gun at her as hard as I could"
Seth_Erickson: it's the Evil Within 2 Lady
CptMurphey: it's so stupid
Seth_Erickson: :O
patrick_stonecrusher: :O
RayFK: @beckett_brass (i'm actually good <3)
lyropithic: Why do I suspect this game was inspired by the Matrix movies?
shurtal: WESKER
lithopseffect: oh man, it's that person from that thing
LemonOnRye: He's an evil chess board
ChippTunes: Alan Wexbert!
Makrosian_Tae: :o
wynternyghtynggale: wesker styling on us
Makrosian_Tae: :O
Kramburger: Wesker, fine lines don't scan well on TV buddy
YeetTheRich_: its SHOEY
ashesandmochi: i'm dying at wesker's outfit
hesterbyrde: That is a choice of clothing. Like the Matrix got pixelated
ArgentumFlare: Skin tight carbon fiber weave, very tactical
asthanius: Also she's blonde now
Rynehawk: *slowl puts pair of same pants back in closet*
BrowneePoints: Okay I wanna make fun of him but DAMN does Wesker have a nice body
DarknessKingCoH: Closer to the material that kickballs are made out of
Capt_clown: Wesker just hopped by on the way to the fetish club
Mashamino: chess board where all the squares are black, because he's eeeeeevil
BusTed: gasp
ashesandmochi: AB and PEC jacket
mulligan2six: NO
Tangsm: It looks like a suit made out of car upholstery.
MegaDosX: "Who the hell is Jill?"
mulligan2six: WAY
LemonOnRye: D: GASP
gayghostprince: gasp....
bv310: ShockedPikachuFace.jpeg
Rentok: It's some random blonde lady!
wynternyghtynggale: but will she be out valentine or weskers
NightValien28: I AM SHOCKED
Aquilegia: D:
shurtal: With a bad dye job to BOOT
Himyul: Roger!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did she dye her hair?
Amentur: *loud gasp*
wynternyghtynggale: our*
Mr_Horrible: Chris. Chris is who could not have guessed that this is Jill Valentine.
Seth_Erickson: Let me play checkers along your chest Wesker pls
lithopseffect: i'm literally stunned
Mashamino: fun thing is it actually looks nothing like Jill
archon458: OH MY GAWD!
lithopseffect: lol, get rekt
gayghostprince: lmao okay samus
A_Dub888: ShockedPikachu.fac
ButterBall000: Time for some LIBERATION
korvys: She's Nina from Tekken?
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
niccus: this is what got into mvc3 right
ArgentumFlare: Is that not Solid Snakes outfit?
MegaDosX: Sweet poisonrana
BrowneePoints: Jill is an actual badass
RandomTrivia: It's Black Widow?
gayghostprince: God I wish that were me
Mr_Horrible: She's apparently a Bison clone too
beckett_brass: She's actually quite dangerous.
Nydestroyer: wow they really did mocap that
YeetTheRich_: i guess this is about wrestling after all
bv310: Nice poisonrana, Jill
BirkaBirkowski: Directed by Hideo Kojima
RayFK: I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
ChippTunes: “Before she was merely a Jill Sandwich, but thanks to me she is now a Jill Burrito!”
Nydestroyer: that was too smoth
Mr_Horrible: DAMMIT GAME
BusTed: Let us complete this fracas.
shurtal: MVCI
Thee_Bovine: but why is blonde? makes no sense
RandomTrivia: That was the signature Black Widow legs-around-neck-spin takedown
ashesandmochi: his neck is so thicc tho
Mr_Horrible: you're playing right into their hands! NotLikeThis
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
gayghostprince: why is this happening
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArgentumFlare: C Q C
LemonOnRye: LUL
GhostValv: grenada is a fine country :)
Rentok: Wasn't Jill a brunette?
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
hesterbyrde: Cause Adam is chasing his love interest
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Izandai: Ben! Remember the basics of CQC!
HesGotNoPants: just run
Capt_clown: Shirts vs. Assless chaps. GO!
NightValien28: LUL
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN
DoctorAddams: #notmyjill
HasturTheYellow: Are the Resident Evil movies *just* garbage enough to be good, or are they just good enough for them being campy?
NightValien28: best teammate
BrowneePoints: Chris and Sheva against 2 super soldiers. This will go well
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
ArgentumFlare: Stunlocked
Aquilegia: KEKW
BrowneePoints: Jill plays Dark Souls
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: So, any predictions on whether the Nope Boys will actually win within the 7 minutes?
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey you should shoot a rocket at Wesker, trust me it's a real good time
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Izandai: PrideLaugh
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mashamino: LUL
Mr_Horrible: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
Saintnex: hahahaha
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Amentur: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: This fucking video game
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: lol
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
BirkaBirkowski: Valentine Souls
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: Oh yeah. I forgot about htat.
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Yaogar1: FBtouchdown
NanoDelta: That's hilarious
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown benginDab
Gildan_Bladeborn: Let's see... we have enemies who have access to "bullet time", and you're firing "bullets". Nope, can't think of why you could have missed.
electra310: Whoops
kumatsu: :thinkies:
HesGotNoPants: FBtouchdown
Munchill: FBtouchdown
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown 2020Shred
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
thehokeypokey: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn
HasturTheYellow: DON'T WORRY JILL, I'LL SAVE YOU
TezzeretTinkerer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
YeetTheRich_: huh so thats why she ran away
shurtal: yovgSweat
jamesthedabbler: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: I had armor.
CyberColossus: Cqc
HasturTheYellow: With these 00 buck
theo_frances: Who would win the drama pageant: Wesker or Solus zos Galvus?
HesGotNoPants: hey take flash grenades
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mashamino: I feel like that happens to a lot of people on this fight the first time
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: a salve of healing bullets
Gildan_Bladeborn: On the other hand, GOOD call on the bulletproof vest for this chapter Adam.
wickaboxet: Clearly she didn’t play enough dark souls, she only rolled like twice
Mr_Horrible: "My beloved partner of many years whomst I thought had died!" *BLAM* *BLAM*
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HasturTheYellow: Applied liberally across the entire body
Himyul: Death will save you!
quillilian: Liberated from her body
ArgentumFlare: I am the gun wizard, I cast bullet
BrowneePoints: Ting Ting is that reporter with the Dog Snowy right?
Himyul: everyone knows status ailments fall off when you die
TheWooglie: Jill must be evil now. blam
lithopseffect: you know this person the game wanted you to fight? don't fight her
BrowneePoints: FEEL the strength of the EEEEEAAAARTH
hesterbyrde: Ohhhh he took off the sunglasses
asthanius: Yeah, this section is ass your first time
hesterbyrde: regenerating sunglasses
juneblue58: How the fuck is this guy dodging shotgun rounds like that?
Lemontartz: how does he take so many bullets
theo_frances: I wish I could move that fast
Mr_Horrible: Wesker wishing he'd invested in those Las PlagASS implants
notthepenguins: like how he dodges after the shots hit him
beckett_brass: @juneblue58 Very carefully
lithopseffect: this is just not how shotguns work
theo_frances: me dodging questions at family dinners
A_Dub888: We get it Wesker, you saw the Matrix
BirkaBirkowski: Wesker just really wants to join the Ginyu Force
juneblue58: XD
lirazel64: Back when I was a child in the late 1950s and we used to run around the neighborhood playing shooting games, I, as a girl, always had to play the bad guys and shoot everyone twice.
Dmc3628: yeah he gives you the Detended
mulligan2six: the finger wag
MegaDosX: He saw both The Matrix and Terminator 2 apparently
Makrosian_Tae: No no no. You didn't say the magic word. No no no
Capt_clown: Punch em in the dick
notthepenguins: ok that was actually pretty good
ArgentumFlare: Full on smash bros taunt
lirazel64: This is better.
BrowneePoints: As much shit as we give Wesker, the dude IS a badass
HasturTheYellow: Just twist Weskers dick, it's his only weakness
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love more than words can express!!!
thraximore: what is that SANIC nonsense
JAGxTERRA: bustin out the jojo poses.
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy Hello! Welcome to 7 minutes.
BrindleBoar: HWHesker
HesGotNoPants: you can just run for 7 minutes
YeetTheRich_: what
TheMerricat: Hey @hexy_lexy :) Welcome to the chaos:)
Himyul: was that a door pun????
Mashamino: "by the way, you're over here now"
Mr_Horrible: "Yes, because I'll die if I lose"
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Resident Evil film's version of this fight caused apoplectic laughter when Red Letter Media tried to marathon the series.
patrick_stonecrusher: lol hinges
hesterbyrde: So... now we're playing free range Mortal Kombat?
Seth_Erickson: So does yours Wesker what
juneblue58: Hi Lexy!
bv310: That was a final fantasy-ass boss line
aClonedPickle: gotta get kicked through the door to progress
LemonOnRye: IT WAS A PUN, I"M SO MAD
HasturTheYellow: Yes, yes it was a door pun
BirkaBirkowski: SURVIVAL HORROR
DeM0nFiRe: We should loudly shout our plan to hide so the enemy can hear us
asthanius: That doesn't sound like hiding
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sendatou: hahahahahahahah
hexy_lexy: lrrFINE
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown?
TheWooglie: FBtouchdown
HesGotNoPants: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
mulligan2six: Ben, $100 is $100
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Really this is Wesker's fault, if you think about it
Rynehawk: i mean it was gold
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown ?
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown PJSalt FBtouchdown
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: I'd have taken the gold (small)
YeetTheRich_: back you up? after you insulted us?
aClonedPickle: adam you never woulda made it you're right
Haroldholmes25: rip ben isn't worth a 100 bucks
silenceaux: "We should hide!" *continues to shoot Wesker*
HesGotNoPants: Adam flash grenades
thehokeypokey: This calls for timer scam
Capt_clown: Sold out for a handful of loose chains
Amentur: That was too far away
NightValien28: you were picking up bullets while your partner died
lithopseffect: T O U C H D O W N
TheWooglie: Adam is correct
shurtal: yovgWant
armoredassaultpossum: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shendaras: Just joined. Why are we FBtouchdown ?
OmnipotentTrevor: Ben, Sheva told you to hide man
A_Dub888: #BlameWesker
ButterBall000: 2020Pajamas
Tangsm: I think Ben just said you had a heart of gold.
zeldakid1999: "I'll save you Ben, Hey a dollar"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben would have wanted you to get 100 RE bucks.
ButButTheJesus: THERE ya go
Nydestroyer: and the grinches heart grew to gold (large) that day
RayFK: I wonder how many times you're going to hear "Seven minutes"
rosesmcgee: FBtouchdown benginRip FBtouchdown
HasturTheYellow: Adam can't build a Scrooge McDuck pool if you miss that 100$ there Ben
MyBuddySuperfly: hide and seek for 7 minutes
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MyBuddySuperfly: *I guess
Styxseus: So what I'm hearing is, as long as you abandon Ben for LOTS of gold it's fine
saucemaster5000: You have to kill jill and let wesker live, I think
Rentok: But seriously, what tactical reason did Wesker have for bleaching her hair?
MegaDosX: Dude can teleport to dodge bullets and he gets stuck behind a pillar? What a scrub
Ba_Dum_Tish: When did Wesker become Neo?
beckett_brass: Yep. You need to either survive for 7 minutes, or somehow kill Wesker within that time.
MyBuddySuperfly: impressive!
Tangsm: This boss has a great floor routine.
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a fun and cool video game this is.
PerfectDarkRitual: His floor routine is impeccable
notthepenguins: that spinny thing just makes me giggle every time
bv310: I love his stupid flippy stuff.
TotallyNotaBeholder: This is a weird interactive ballet recital
RassilonDND: Hey, remember the matrix? Wesker farms remembers
LemonOnRye: LUL
BrindleBoar: uppercut! downercut! bowl of punch!
wickaboxet: I’m seeing some really bad interpretive dance
Mr_Horrible: Adam: "Can I uppercut him?" Wesker: "I heard that."
adi_sheep: Cool fight
codatski: Cheer100 Ben, enjoying Rise on your recommendation. Spectacular. But I have a bone to pick, you didn't tell me about the palicos making the bunny dango. My partner nearly detonated from over-exposure to the cuteness. So thanks I guess? Cheer100
ChippTunes: All I’m saying is if countries taught their armies how to do sick backflips then we’d never worry about war again
Rynehawk: you can't tell me wesker isn't Derek Zoolander
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lithopseffect: you won't do it... oh, you did it
Mr_Horrible: codatski here's hoping for your partner's quick recovery sofieBless
beckett_brass: @Rynehawk Wesker isn't Derek Zoolander.
thraximore: I swear if there's a wardrobe in here you can hide in...
ChippTunes: Like what’s the point of nuclear deterrence when you can do a triple salchow
Seth_Erickson: run up Occupado
robo__nixon: Wesker? Looks more like Juke Nukem. Amirite?
shurtal: Sarcofi-guys
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep we have to hide in this singular passage
Rynehawk: WHY MALE MODELS?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, he's coming.
aClonedPickle: yes, yes, yes
wynternyghtynggale: ben is rifling through stuff
gayghostprince: Ben is salty
BusTed: we're just a couple of sarcophoguys
Mr_Horrible: wait, why is Wesker british now?
Mr_Horrible: "Post-poh-ning"
NoTomToLose: What flavour is it?
Orgmastron: Deagle! PogCham[
Gildan_Bladeborn: Desert Eagle, .50.
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codatski: @mr_horrible It was touch and go there for a while. But she is doing well now
bv310: What accent is Wesker even going for
beckett_brass: @Mr_Horrible Because British are cool.
asthanius: Leaving
Orgmastron: PogChamp *
HesGotNoPants: edgy
beckett_brass: @edgeyberzerker Hello. Welcome to 7 minutes.
codatski: Hello raiders!
MyBuddySuperfly: ??
Dmc3628: surviving the fight
edgeyberzerker: @HesGotNoPants Heeeey!
aClonedPickle: you win!
silenceaux: ? ? ?
TotallyNotaBeholder: wat?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dodging a grenade seems like it would be much easier than dodging bullets, honestly.
DoctorAddams: I hate this game... But Albert Wesker is my waifu.
DrasonSpike: if you climb into a sarcophagus together, would that make you "sarcopha-guys"?
mulligan2six: Videogame magic
HesGotNoPants: @edgeyberzerker my buddy
bv310: Okay then
Rhynerd: Ah, Chris found the big dick gun, minus the big attachment
Seth_Erickson: Welcome Raiders PogChamp
BirkaBirkowski: Being railroaded by your DM be like
lithopseffect: oh wait, hold on, i have to take this call
Mr_Horrible: beckett_brass The Inherently Evil British Accent, a Study
MyBuddySuperfly: harder, pls
MyBuddySuperfly: sorry
juneblue58: Dude can literally dodge bullets and claims he's disappointed that someone who can't isn't stronger?
BrowneePoints: Really? Gratuitous Crotch Shot Game?
wynternyghtynggale: come on
adi_sheep: I had such positive nostalgia for this game as something I played a ton as a teenager. Turns out I was just an idiot.
Kramburger: jill its me ur friend
Himyul: Roger!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Master of unlocking Chris' trauma
Styxseus: :D
ashesandmochi: jill pls. chris pls
gayghostprince: whoa............ God I wish that were me
Kramburger: NOW KISS
patrick_stonecrusher: "hey l just got that gun!ç
Mr_Horrible: "Remember me? The guy who was waaaaaay narrower the last time you saw me?"
MyBuddySuperfly: lol, Ben :D
LemonOnRye: ROGER NO
hexy_lexy: "Jill! its me, Roger!"
Capt_clown: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Assless chaps
robo__nixon: Oh no! She's using Jillkata!
Seth_Erickson: My name is Roger
Randoplh: her weakness was her name
ChippTunes: Now Chris shall be a sandwich
asthanius: Time to attack her chest
BusTed: nice blackberry
DoctorAddams: LiViNg ThInGs
lithopseffect: the MindZune
HasturTheYellow: The Blackberry controls Jills Third Tiddy
gayghostprince: ew
lyropithic: That seems bad
e_bloc: oh she's iron man
BrowneePoints: Pumping her full of military adrenals
MyBuddySuperfly: heehee
ArgentumFlare: Is that a metroid?
asthanius: Shoot the middle boob
LemonOnRye: A giant woman, giant woman
mulligan2six: Why is there an elevator built into the temple walls in the same style of architecture?
lithopseffect: it's a shirt
Amentur: LUL
juneblue58: Shooting someone in the chest seems like a good way to kill them.
Haroldholmes25: this can't possibly go wrong
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Ben with the tactical genius
Capt_clown: Capt. Cronos has entered the chat
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: Its subtle, but I think Ben's got a point
ashesandmochi: dramatique
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
archon458: I thought the giant women was until RE 8?
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: 2020Pajamas
Tangsm: See, that was the problem, Adam. You had to shoot her in the chest, not the back.
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: You "probably" need to melee that thing off of her, if I had to hazard a guess.
armoredassaultpossum: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: ha, whoops
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
HesGotNoPants: so if you flash grenade here it stuns her, letting you pull it off easier
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: nice
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: rip
TheMerricat: lol
Munchill: FBtouchdown
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn You are correct.
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: did you tho?
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
edgeyberzerker: OOOPS
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ArgentumFlare: 'missed'
Mashamino: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: Bad Adam
asthanius: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: maybe dont shoot your girlfriend?
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CptMurphey: well
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ThunderLord314: lrrAWW lrrAWW
patrick_stonecrusher: FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal
GhostValv: seabatNogood
asthanius: AND YOU'RE TOO BLAME
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CptMurphey: you shot her and she died
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: Um, maybe not like that?
thraximore: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown LUL LUL LUL LUL FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Bloodrush192: we're gonna be here a while LUL
TheWooglie: and your to blame
Kramburger: ADAM WHY
aClonedPickle: frag-heartshort combo
spethycakes: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: succinFacepalm succinFacepalm succinFacepalm
Mr_Horrible: Really, this is all Wesker's fault, if you think about it Kappa
Mashamino: (and you're to blame)
bv310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Yeah that one wasn't on Adam
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CptMurphey: kindof predictable honestly
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus.
RayFK: Yeah no that was Ben with the grenade
NoTomToLose: Excellent Adam
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Yeah adam you didn't do anything
gayghostprince: bad Ben
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn As Ben just demonstrated, however, you aren't allowed to accidentally kill her.
wickaboxet: You didn’t miss, you just hit the wrong target
Himyul: you needed to run in circles in the OTHER direction
MegaDosX: That was entirely Ben's doing :p
jamesthedabbler: How could you, Adam?
DeM0nFiRe: Adam why didnt you prevent Ben from killing Jill?
Talin06: CQC time
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam why did you let Ben shoot her
archon458: Shocking?
shendaras: You were running in ovals, not circles. That's your problem.
gualdhar: booo bad twitch chat
Makrosian_Tae: !advice
LRRbot: Eat before you Yeet.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, I was just guessing.
MegaDosX: No spoilers guys!
gayghostprince: damn you Twitch chat
hesterbyrde: so they don't just let you kill her and have a split ending?
jboogie247: Good job Adam
asthanius: Tbf, the characters literally said to tear it off her
LordZarano: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
Catcard: great job twitch chat
DoctorAddams: Remember the RE0 dlc where you could play as Wesker and Rebecca with a boob jewel? I don't.
beckett_brass: Sorry.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm actually incapable of spoiling anything in this game, having never seen it.
hatboozeparty: This is why Adam doesn't respect us lrrSLOTH
HesGotNoPants: you need a bunch
Ba_Dum_Tish: Tap the froot
wynternyghtynggale: make shoey tap the sign
gualdhar: froot froot? pls?
MegaDosX: Neat monkey flip
raulghoulia: is she a cat?
NoTomToLose: Press X to Entreat
Kramburger: You need to Flash her BIOS
HesGotNoPants: this is a hard fight, I'm not ashamed to spoil it
Dmc3628: oh man Ben with a rana
Gildan_Bladeborn: You had an option to press X to "entreat".
ashesandmochi: oh internet pls i want to watch this smoothly
Izandai: Phrasing!
BrindleBoar: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's an option you don't see every day.
electra310: Take that again?
asthanius: She's sprinkler-ing
YeetTheRich_: is she t posing?
MyBuddySuperfly: !quote flash
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ArgentumFlare: I don't think exhibitionism is the solution here
until_may: its illegal to flash people adam
hesterbyrde: Fucking Spider Jill
Mr_Horrible: ma'am please
BusTed: Push X to Entreat
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote flash
LRRbot: Quote #694: "Turn to your left and flash her." —Beej [2015-09-18]
Rynehawk: run up the wall Adam
Kramburger: Delete her local appdata
BrowneePoints: SHE HAS HER OWN NINJA WAY!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait when did she become spider Jill?
BrindleBoar: Eh Ah Uh
lithopseffect: weeeeeee
BrowneePoints: DATTEBAYO!
Capt_clown: Did you flashy thingy me?
Styxseus: So much grunting
asthanius: Ben with the strats!
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, loot.
MyBuddySuperfly: EW
adi_sheep: loot first. Adam is my kind of gamer
electra310: Ouch!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boshi mash!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: OW
GhostValv: gameplay :)
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lithopseffect: of course its a needless quicktime event
Styxseus: Did she just HISS?
CptMurphey: ahahah
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: Chwis!
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Haroldholmes25: oof
MegaDosX: Game pls
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just sulpexing her
CptMurphey: rip
bv310: The god damn Hurricanranas are the best
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lithopseffect: get bodied
ashesandmochi: noooooooooooooo
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Amentur: Is it rule of 3?
Himyul: mash harder!
Saintnex: would the stun baton work well in this situation?
asthanius: It's not about mashing, it's about doing it a certain number of times
BrowneePoints: We need Ian
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn
ArgentumFlare: The boshy has fallen
HesGotNoPants: you need like 5 year offs
Mr_Horrible: Wait, Jill is stronger than the Boshy Mash? sofieThink
Dmc3628: I mashed so hard and in the end
Gildan_Bladeborn: Presented here, for your consideration: the boshi.
YeetTheRich_: time to go back to speedrunner bootcamp
CptMurphey: re games love rule of 3
Ba_Dum_Tish: Worship thine boshy
HesGotNoPants: tear
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT IS A BOSHI?? A MISERABLE PILE OF MASHING
Seth_Erickson: 3 is the magic number
electric_claire: Boshi REVOKED
beckett_brass: Be right back
RendezVoodoo: not very boshy at this moment are we
7gorobei: the boshy is weak with this one
aClonedPickle: it's just continuous mashing, it will eventually come off, it takes a while
HasturTheYellow: Man I'd take 5 years off
CyberColossus: also wesker is beatable with CQC which is fun
Seth_Erickson: in video games I mean not in this particulart instance
Himyul: we just had 2020 off
HasturTheYellow: Just get fit and have fun
Kramburger: lrrADAM_TK
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote ballet
LRRbot: Quote #133: "I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer." —Cameron [2015-04-05]
NightValien28: but why is mashing a failstate, she does a massive amount of a damage
BirkaBirkowski: focus your Chakra on your feet!
HasturTheYellow: "Jill what're you doing" *Bodyslam*
JAGxTERRA: Ben: "Show me your chest"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, the cognitive dissonance of saying her name over and over stuns her I see.
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Kramburger: Give her the people's elbow!
MegaDosX: Adam take my energy!
BrowneePoints: is there a link anywhere to adam beating the boshy?
wickaboxet: She is obviously being mind controlled, from the device on her chest, where the brain is
electra310: We're gonna need a bigger thumb! :O
raulghoulia: dodge
LemonOnRye: BOSHI MASH TakeNRG
Rynehawk: KEKW
Rynehawk: Ben is helping!
gayghostprince: brain is stored in the tits
Kramburger: Sekiro!
lithopseffect: gotta get some of those Spy Kids thumbthumbs
lyropithic: She's got the zoomies
patrick_stonecrusher: c`mon!
BrowneePoints: *Naruto music intensifies*
MyBuddySuperfly: I'd like to run like that too
YeetTheRich_: i am speed
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think it might "actually" be impossible the first couple of times.
sendatou: lol
GhostValv: gameplay :)
JAGxTERRA: she smells something
BrindleBoar: she's got the zoomies
Orgmastron: BrowneePoints Should be in the Adam's Gamehaus VODs over on the LoadingReadyLive channel
Amentur: Jill got into the catnip
hesterbyrde: Zoomies!
wynternyghtynggale: exactly what my cat is like with the zoomies
electra310: Like sometimes when you come home and your cat immediately jumps onto the top of the refrigerator
Kramburger: Technically it's pronounced Gill Valentine
nickthebeowulfbanger: I got like something to look at there
saucemaster5000: just take away her skittles and let her have naptime
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NoTomToLose: FBTouchdown
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: Bad Ben
Capt_clown: gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn gdqRipUrn
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: that's what they said
Saintnex: can we buy more flash nades or use the baton?
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: we were entreating Ben NotLikeThis
asthanius: gotta shoot the boob or she dies
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Yeah, but what about the jewl?
lithopseffect: welp...
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Too late!
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Randoplh: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: Ben, maybe don't shoot Jill in the heart.
adi_sheep: I mean, that does solve the Jill problem
Ba_Dum_Tish: We need a master of unlocking here
ChainedDreamer: That's a lot of ass camera angles there...
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatApp
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Amentur: HypeTarget FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: benginDab benginDab benginDab
silenceaux: Baaa.
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown
patrick_stonecrusher: KAPOW FBtouchdown
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN
Mashamino: yeah, the hitbox on that thing is pretty small, I remember killing her a few times doing this
HesGotNoPants: you can use flash grenade rounds
Kramburger: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
wynternyghtynggale: lrrAWW_EB benginO7 FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrAWW_EB
Stormthius: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Zath_: FBtouchdown Who's a sheep now
juneblue58: Ironic that in this case you *don't* want to shoot for the center of mass.
kumatsu: twitch chat no booly Ben
ButButTheJesus: aw ben i wuv woo
TheMerricat: So I'm seeing recommendations that you should bring your weakest guns as the bullets all do the same damage to the device...
Rynehawk: CHWIS
BirkaBirkowski: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GhostValv: :O
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
FionasGotIT: amazonTOS
gayghostprince: benginDab benginDab benginDab
DiscordianTokkan: She's presenting
MegaDosX: This is the stupidest fight, not gonna lie
drdudeman: Im getting second hand frustration with this aiming mechanic
adi_sheep: @zath_ hey now....
archon458: Her hissing sounds so funny
NarishmaReborn: all i recognize now is CARTWHEELS
BrindleBoar: Press X to inflict psychic damage Kappa
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Stripe_dog: Roger!
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HesGotNoPants: I wanted this boss to be under 20 minutes. that's why I spoiled
raulghoulia: I don't recognize her
sendatou: I think pressing x is the answer
wickaboxet: If she has the zoomies just let her tire herself out and then give her a good nap, should be better when she wakes up
Haroldholmes25: @HesGotNoPants that's valid
Rynehawk: is.....she hissing?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @raulghoulia - well she DID dye her hair blond.
hexy_lexy: @sendatou i press x to doubt :P
Seth_Erickson: straight countered by her i frame grab
sendatou: this looks weird
asthanius: trying dodging Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote dodge
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BirkaBirkowski: Command Grabs all day
MyBuddySuperfly: well I'll be
beckett_brass: @sendatou Yep
hesterbyrde: hot
lithopseffect: this is just... the fact that you have to do 3 things just to get to the attempt to win the fight is terrible
Gildan_Bladeborn: If Ben gets this first try...
MegaDosX: Ben dodged the kick!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, justice.
NoTomToLose: And Ben with the dodge!
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
asthanius: ADAM
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NoTomToLose: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
BusTed: 😬
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
archon458: With the dodge!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Amentur: HypeTarget FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: FBtouchdown benginO7 FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
brainbosh: Then dont shoot at all?
OmnipotentTrevor: If you had, like, one more flash
YeetTheRich_: who could have expected that
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
7gorobei: FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lirazel64: What abWelp.out
patrick_stonecrusher: SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood
BluJester: FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: does the stun baton do lethal damage to her?
asthanius: Don't think, FEEL
lithopseffect: just give here some spray
aClonedPickle: shooting is not necessary, for what it's worth. it does accelerate the fight a lot though
hexy_lexy: yeah, this fight is SUPER rough. at least it was for me
HesGotNoPants: JUST CARRY ONLY FLASH WEAPONS
mulligan2six: First of all how dare you? Secondly...
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: that was the one
TheInnsanity: you did it!
asthanius: well
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheWooglie: LUL
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
asthanius: he hit
YeetTheRich_: speedrun strats
juneblue58: XD
e_bloc: if it were me I would simply shoot the thing off her chest
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown
HasturTheYellow: Not wrong
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben was... correct.
Mashamino: ah, yes, much better LUL
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NoTomToLose: Take that, chat
HasturTheYellow: They did hiyt
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TotallyNotaBeholder: One of them did hit, yes
NightValien28: it hit all right
Bloodrush192: LOL
ButButTheJesus: to be fair i thought that would work too
GhostValv: bloobySmart
thraximore: seabatTROG
Gildan_Bladeborn: One of those definitely hit.
hexy_lexy: LUL Ben ya goober
saucemaster5000: I mean the fight was over quicker
Favre_Studios: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown GayPride GayPride
xantos69: See this would be about the time where I would turn down the difficulty because I am a scrub casual.
wharra: Ben no
Boon_33: stunnyboi?
x0den: i could swear i remember you being able to grab her from behind so the player one can shoot the thing.
Kramburger: STOP RESISTING
BirkaBirkowski: Bonking time
Himyul: giga bulli
EvilBadman: You miss 100% of the shots you don't kill Jill with - Michael Scott
Kipstar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Kipstar: 5 months of spoops and laughs - thanks folks!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Kipstar! (Today's storm count: 79)
wickaboxet: Gameplay: let’s put this small hit box on someone who can move really fast and agile, also make the aiming hard and make sure you have to do this multiple times
Gildan_Bladeborn: Referring to myself as a scrub casual is a badge of personal pride though.
jboogie247: Sweep the leg Adam
OmnipotentTrevor: It's okay if we live here now. This isn't such a bad home
Stripe_dog: Just stand on either side of Jill and beat her down with electrified sticks
BrindleBoar: LUL
hexy_lexy: FREEDOM STICK
JAGxTERRA: jill clothes-lined adam with bullets.
Kramburger: Twitch, you COULD do this okay? Don't want to here none of this 'I Scrub' BS, OKAY?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sendatou: oups
Mashamino: huh... well, shit
GhostValv: voxyBully
shendaras: FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown
Boon_33: Chris Brutality.
aClonedPickle: rip
Haroldholmes25: I absolutely could not do this
Makrosian_Tae: You KILLED her with a STUN gun? What kind of video game is this???
adi_sheep: I still don't see what the problem is. Seems like you win the boss fight faster this way.
Stripe_dog: Oh okay so the stun rod is still extremely leathal
e_bloc: I'm shocked
lithopseffect: apparently that also does damage?
asthanius: Yoink and/or shoot
juneblue58: Turns out that you *can't* just beat someone to a pulp with stun batons. XD
Dmc3628: well even with Non lethal weapons are lethal
until_may: just try to hug me
Saintnex: why does the STUN rod KILL her?
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... I think what we're learning is "melee range" seems like the place to be.
archon458: That was shocking
Kramburger: TBF, you tasers CAN kill a person
Mashamino: I blame the game for that one
wynternyghtynggale: insert shocked jill face
electric_claire: What are you Adam, the police?
BirkaBirkowski: Set your Stun Baton to KILL
beckett_brass: @adi_sheep Because Chris, for some reason, wants Jill to stay alive.
gualdhar: I can't believe how bad this fight looks and I'm not even playing it
TheInnsanity: speedrun strats?
Boon_33: that's freeking teamwork!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Teamwork
circusofkirkus: give me your lunch money, Jill
jboogie247: I mean it IS basically just a giant baseball bat so a beefy boi like Chris could use the baton lethally
electric_claire: I don't think you're supposed to mash X, Adam
HesGotNoPants: flash rounds for the launcher? @loadingreadyrun
hesterbyrde: I mean... a taser will actually do damage if you use it repeatedly.
aClonedPickle: looks like she can survive 3
Gildan_Bladeborn: You genuinely don't need to hit her at all, you just need to gang up on her.
beckett_brass: I feel that this fight could be a good idea, but the execution sucks.
Stripe_dog: You might be mashing TOO fast Adam. Your full strength is too much to the game.
Boon_33: can't enclubben her too much
Mashamino: damn, the stun seems even more lethal than bullets
hexy_lexy: i mean, killing is kind of a form of stunning
OmnipotentTrevor: You can combine strategies
OmnipotentTrevor: You can flash and rod
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your lightning bats appear to be... lethal.
saucemaster5000: try the grenade strat
Mr_Horrible: sorry but I can't get over how funny a context prompt to "Entreat" in a 3rd-person action shooter is
aClonedPickle: what are you going to explode?
Boon_33: what else can we kill jill with?
HesGotNoPants: I believe in you savadan
TheInnsanity: driving her face into the pavement? zero damage. one zappy boi? LETHAL
adi_sheep: This looks absolutely miserable. I can't believe I used to play this when it came out. And had fun doing so.
brainbosh: Press "X" to Entreat. :P
until_may: No adam, no one said america
ravenlord_xix: Do you need the shotgun for this fight? Can drop it for more ammo maybe?
NoTomToLose: Do you get the restrain if you approach from behind?
Dmc3628: Sheva does good ranas
hesterbyrde: Sheva has murder-thighs
drdudeman: maybe flash her and then get her from behind?
BirkaBirkowski: Entreat for 3
hexy_lexy: cause Sheva Alomar, thats why :P
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
OmnipotentTrevor: Restrain seems to be positional. Adam always goes in from the front so he throws
wharra: Mmm I could go for a cheese omelette right now
raulghoulia: flash her, get get behind and restrain
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because Chris is the size of a fridge, and that sort of acrobatics from him would seem... unrealistic. Even for Resident Evil.
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: i mean that's gotta be painful it looks all tony stark'd in there
Haroldholmes25: becky lemme mash
Manae: I think you need to entreat a few times
TheInnsanity: shoot it while restrained?
Himyul: Adam is flashier than a creeper in a trenchcoat Kappa
HadesLeprechaun: You throw if you're in front of her, you restrain if you get behind
NoTomToLose: Yeah, approach from behind
MyBuddySuperfly: what about taking her to therapy or something?
wynternyghtynggale: benginO7 FBtouchdown lrrAWW_EB
BusTed: Reaching out for life.
GhostValv: D:
Rynehawk: flash then entreat seems to work
HesGotNoPants: flash then get behind her @loadingreadyrun
raulghoulia: bens jealous of your old partner
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ballistic_Meatball: she was resisiting!
silenceaux: Looks like after a few fhrows, Entreat does it in one.
brainbosh: You never even have to hit her, right? Just entreat?
FITorion: yeah Ben 3 hits max
wickaboxet: The freedom sticks seem pretty powerful
TheBearBee: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jboogie247: Stop resisting let us liberate you
thehokeypokey: Just keep doing the entreat
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
edgeyberzerker: What if you flash grenade but go behind her?
raulghoulia: dodge
beckett_brass: @brainbosh You don't have to hit, but it can help speed things up.
until_may: That looked like a date I had once
circusofkirkus: no more stun rod
lirazel64: Seems like this menage a trois isn't working out so well...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, leave the zap zap stick at home.
TheBearBee: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown LUL
electra310: Stop killing Jill! She hates it!
Saintnex: This fight really honks
Seth_Erickson: you can get one hit off with the rod and then you got put it away I think
saucemaster5000: I thnk more stun rod
TheInnsanity: can you shoot the thing while she's restrained?
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wargodmogis: No more using the nonleathal wepon to kill her
Mashamino: the makers of that stun rod opted for the "more lethal" variant
HadesLeprechaun: flash bang then get behind, not in front
BirkaBirkowski: don't worry they're just bullets, not a stun rod
circusofkirkus: fuck this fight
MyBuddySuperfly: "it's so hard" that's what they said
BirkaBirkowski: oh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gang up on her, yo.
ThisGamerKillsFascists: oh yeah that's a good idea can you restrain her while Ben shoots
GhostValv: I'm sad they don't allow suplex from behind
hexy_lexy: to be fair to these boys, this fight is ROUGH
brainbosh: Listen, I know Adam's character is American, but bullets aren't solving this
lithopseffect: this is one of the worst boss fights i've seen in a long time
wickaboxet: I think you need to stop throwing
Bloodrush192: I remember this being a frustrating battle
e_bloc: sekiro
brainbosh: Like, all they have to do is not shoot her. That's it.
Mashamino: it's very finicky
TheMerricat: Especially if you aren't reading the walkthrough and know all the tricks :P
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Seth_Erickson: I mean it was Ben's character shooting Jill with bullets @brainbosh
brainbosh: Yes!
Orgmastron: Yeah this fight is a pain in the ass
MyBuddySuperfly: But why all the violence, you know? lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: @brainbosh - you don't know how hard of a thing that is.
FITorion: the flash until she shorts then restrain and pull team work strat seems like it worked really well ... Jest don't hit her with the baton
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, what would Shoey do though?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why have bullets, if not to shoot people with them?
brainbosh: I've played this @Gildan_Bladeborn
Gildan_Bladeborn: @brainbosh - I was referring to the act of "not shooting her with your bullets", implying that it was nearly impossible for one Benjamin Ulmer to restrain himself from doing so.
shurtal: Goddamnit Tataru, you don't tell the Dragoon about the Ultimate Dragon and not expect him to run after it
TheMerricat: "If you are on co-op it is best to bring the weakest gun that you have because all bullets do the same damage to the device but Jill will hardly be damaged with a weak gun, remember not to use Magnums, Rifles or Explosives on her, otherwise she will be killed."
brainbosh: @Gildan_Bladeborn Ah, tone on text is hard to read, sorry.
DarkMorford: "Shoey"? No no, please, it's Shoebacca.
Bengineering: We'll get through it chat don't worry :P
Bengineering: played a veedeo game or two in our lives
Seth_Erickson: I believe in you
BirkaBirkowski: I played a video game once
TheInnsanity: *once*
BrowneePoints: Counterpoint. This game sucks lol
brainbosh: What kind of person would play video games? :P
NotCainNorAbel: but what if this is the game that you can't get through. Then we will be stuck here forever
Seth_Erickson: how much of this game is left btw?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Press X to entreat... forever.
Dmc3628: a bit more i think
Rentok: Why is Jill Blonde, though?
DarkMorford: NotCainNorAbel Then lrrHERE
Dmc3628: we have maybe two more fights and then end times
hatboozeparty: Hello
BirkaBirkowski: @notcainnorabel sounds like job security to me, the segment that never ends
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MegaDosX: Muffin button!
beckett_brass: @hatboozeparty Hello
RandomTrivia: lrrAWESOME
hatboozeparty: lrrAWESOME
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I note that Ben still has the zap zap stick in his inventory.
hexy_lexy: toasty toes? Kappa
Boon_33: lrrAWESOME
frozenphoenix7: Wouldn't you like to know Ben Kappa
CyberColossus: you can shoot it while she's restrained too
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, there we go.
MegaDosX: Also I want a muffin now but don't have one lrrAWW
Makrosian_Tae: @NotCainNorAbel That reminds me of a story where an Indie developer put out a game in "early access" and nobody could beat the 2nd level--but not because it was hard but because the developer had programmed an impossible situation the players couldn't possibly get past. There was no level 3!!
OmnipotentTrevor: Or just whoever is positioned best restrains
Christophar: what if you shoot her while she's restrained?
cuttlefishman: Chat, do you think they have Tostitos in the RE universe?
TheMerricat: This is chapter 5-3 last chapter is 6-3
raulghoulia: dodge
BirkaBirkowski: @makrosian_tae that was Spy Kids 3
DeM0nFiRe: They're gaming!
MegaDosX: I wonder if you can shoot the doohickey while she's restrained
Gildan_Bladeborn: My opponent must concede!
Gobukiller: JUDGE!
MyBuddySuperfly: ah, the purgatory for all of us
MyBuddySuperfly: :D
bv310: Just outright bullying Jill here
RandomTrivia: LUL
cuttlefishman: Did Jill deserve this
raulghoulia: what an effective team
circusofkirkus: hand over the lunch money
RandomTrivia: What's the goal here, what are we trying to get out of her?
Boon_33: when's the last time this happened in a magic game?
Saintnex: Why does it take so many times? THIS FIGHT HONKS
Mashamino: the loop may not technically be infinite
TheInnsanity: @RandomTrivia the thingy on her chest
Gobukiller: Jill must have Rakdos charm
Seth_Erickson: will the stun plus restrain make shooting it easier?
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia There is a device in her chest that we are trying to remove.
MyBuddySuperfly: I love how she runs... wheeee!
Kipstar: bye Jill!
RandomTrivia: Oh it's a device of some kind. Cool.
RandomTrivia: Thanks
electra310: If she's restrained, shooting it would be easier maybe?
hesterbyrde: Can you shoot it and then go to remove it?
wickaboxet: I have displayed this infinite loop netting me 0 mana and 0 triggers, you must concede
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ease with which you restrained her repeatedly would seem to indicate that the flash grenade helps, yes.
nass1337: my god.... im a really big RE fan and it hurts me watching this game :(
Boon_33: Ben just loves wrestling
HasturTheYellow: Flash - Restrain - Shoot?
ashesandmochi: it reminds me of kingdom hearts ngl
HesGotNoPants: I have done this with mono flash grenades
Saintnex: maybe restrain her and then shoot?
7gorobei: can you shoot it while restraining her?
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia For whatever reason, the only way to remove is to yank it out of her chest while she is still conscious, and without killing her.
thehokeypokey: from what I remember from 10 years ago when I played this game, all you have to do is have chris entreat over and over
Rynehawk: restrain and shoot?
unicornly: so jill is a cat that knows you are trying to give her a bath?
hesterbyrde: LIke someone get her restrained, and the other person shoot the thing first before trying to rip it out?
RandomTrivia: That seems needlessly difficult beckett_brass
CyberColossus: restrain abandoned eh. that was fsst
Ba_Dum_Tish: Take it all off Jill
ashesandmochi: the animation jump from being behind her to restraining her is so funny to me
MegaDosX: Adam's got the dodging down now
RandomTrivia: How can we remove it without causing fatal damage if we can lift her entire torso and head by pulling it
SurfDownstage: She didn't sell that very well
Seth_Erickson: now we've got a combo going PogChamp
RandomTrivia: This seems poorly thought out
hesterbyrde: one more
Munchill: did they test this fight even one time
Haroldholmes25: oh no
MegaDosX: Oh come on game!
MegaDosX: That was right next to her!
nass1337: @RandomTrivia by reading the game script
e_bloc: this fight sucks
wickaboxet: I have displayed a loop
A_Dub888: @RandomTrivia Good question. Next question
raulghoulia: i frames
Gildan_Bladeborn: I call shenanigans, Adam should not have missed that shot.
SurfDownstage: This is why you go over the choreography before the fight
BusTed: Listen to that electric damage coming from her!
BrowneePoints: iFrames
Gobukiller: Because he told you not to miss
Seth_Erickson: gotta stun with the entreat mechanic then I guess
RandomTrivia: @nass1337 @A_Dub888 Fair points, well made
Mashamino: it's a neat idea for a boss mechanic, but definitely takes too long
ThisGamerKillsFascists: lol don't miss
Gildan_Bladeborn: She is clearly abusing iframes.
jetpixi: oh she flippy
Kipstar: bens hoots her twice
wargodmogis: Good news, Adam was wrong
beckett_brass: @Mashamino Agreed, and too difficult in this game.
raulghoulia: flash grenade
jetpixi: No cuz y ou're Roger
CyberColossus: Flash grenade?
BirkaBirkowski: So 3 hits from a stun baton kills her, but driving her skull into the pavement 30 times in a row is a-ok
jetpixi: this is fucking hilarious
until_may: Does Chris not understand Mind control or?
beckett_brass: @jetpixi I appreciate that joke.
RandomTrivia: LUL
SurfDownstage: *aggressively flips*
Boon_33: them's the rools.
beckett_brass: @jetpixi The one about Roger
Gildan_Bladeborn: He gets a button to "entreat".
MegaDosX: Nice shot!
jetpixi: thank you @beckett_brass :)
kalira77: dude she just does not stop moving
Mashamino: "C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!"
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
BusTed: gamer's gamin'
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Munchill: FBtouchdown
BusTed: also, eww
thraximore: wheelerPog
Rynehawk: WE GAMING
Seth_Erickson: Gamers PogCHamp
BrowneePoints: OW OW NO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: OWW
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN benginDab
jonasjonIV: FBtouchdown
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BirkaBirkowski: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Mashamino: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown benginDab benginDab
thordak_keitel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: ouch
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown teache17Oreo
BirkaBirkowski: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Boon_33: does this also kill the Jill?
Rhynerd: TOUCHDOWN!
hesterbyrde: YAaaaaaaay
bv310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wickaboxet: “If we miss one more shot I think she’s dead” *Ben immediately shoots her twice*
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hexy_lexy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BirkaBirkowski: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
nass1337: "jill what are you doing?" jill : intense Capoeira
edgeyberzerker: OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!
until_may: ahhh they wanted a reason for her to grab her boobs, got it
thraximore: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: Dammit, Jill!
electra310: His hands are enormous
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
adi_sheep: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: why are we up here now we were just down there
Phailhammer: SHAUN!
ThisGamerKillsFascists: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gualdhar: JIIIIIILLLLLLLL!
Kramburger: KALI MAA
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HasturTheYellow: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
obionedrop: benginDab benginDab benginDab
RandomTrivia: Oh those look like deep puncture wounds
patrick_stonecrusher: Kreygasm Kreygasm WHOOOO Kreygasm Kreygasm
archon458: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: fbTouchdown
ButterBall000: Roger
ThePov42: Her hair changed colors slightly
MyBuddySuperfly: Jill "not a sandwich" Thompson
BirkaBirkowski: Check his pulse Joey!
raulghoulia: three player!
Ba_Dum_Tish: We just ripped this our of your chest you should be fine
InquisitorGaia: jesus his arms are wider than her
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
bv310: Chris' bicep is the size of Jill's entire torso
GhostValv: video games :)
until_may: its okay, my junk still works
blip2004: lrrGOAT_BN
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown FBtouchdownFBtouchdown FBtouchdownFBtouchdown FBtouchdownFBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
juneblue58: How is there not more blood? You tore those cables out of her chest.
ashteranic: won't have massive internal bleeding or anything
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hesterbyrde: And now Sheva's like "Well this is awkward..."
Bloodrush192: Jesus you look huge
goldengopher01: Chris....you can save 15% by switching to Geico
Enki1256: So. The device has 10k health, each TAP of the x buttong during the QTE is 20 dmg... each gunshot is 1500.
circusofkirkus: that's what they all say
gayghostprince: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, she HAS been messing with you for a while now throughout this game.
MyBuddySuperfly: "no worries"
MegaDosX: Then Sheva just headshots her
Saintnex: Chris' bicep is the size of Jill's head lol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so Jill knew about all the flippy shizz?
wickaboxet: “If we miss one more shot I think she’s dead” *Ben immediately shoots her twice*
cuttlefishman: Was uhh... Was Chris always so big?
MyBuddySuperfly: CHRIS
cuttlefishman: Chris seems different
RandomTrivia: How are you standing up already?!
jetpixi: ugh lol
Gobukiller: "well yeah but" is a horrible response to "millions will die"
raulghoulia: she's evil!
sendatou: *gaging sound*
until_may: The man who does not understand mind control must save the world
MegaDosX: You don't like this outstanding writing Adam?
BirkaBirkowski: how's that pulverized brain of yours Jill? did you enjoy the hurricanas?
hesterbyrde: Not on the rug, Adam! Not on the rug!
edgeyberzerker: Chris blue screened
gamercat88: three way partnership
ChippTunes: God that THICC NECC
Gildan_Bladeborn: @cuttlefishman - You're not wrong.
Seth_Erickson: Time to Finish the Fight
RandomTrivia: We just yanked something off you that was clearly connected to your CNS and you're just..... fine?!
NotCainNorAbel: player 3 has entered the lobby
SurfDownstage: duhduhduhduhhhhh
BluJester: and the name is Roger, not Chris
Mashamino: every closeup of Chris's face and giant neck makes me so uncomfortable
MyBuddySuperfly: "don't tell me what to do!"
Kramburger: I thought we agreed that we could see other partners!
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia I don't think that the rules of biology are in play here. Discarding biology brain now.
ThisGamerKillsFascists: no
jetpixi: hmmmm
Orgmastron: cuttlefishman He massively beefed up in 5
jetpixi: seems sus
saucemaster5000: we haven't been partners in while so...
GhostValv: I'm duke nukem
RandomTrivia: @beckett_brass That's definitely fair
e_bloc: why doesn't she help
BusTed: So she can have a hero moment later.
sendatou: god Chris'arms
ArkhamArchivist: She probably needs to vomit in a corner for a while
nass1337: chris here looks like he can survive getting his neck snapped FFS.
philippekav: no there is another
e_bloc: she seems damn near invincible
wynternyghtynggale: que the jetski
raulghoulia: doesn't she have tactical information?
jetpixi: that would be great
Dmc3628: close
edgeyberzerker: There's DLC don't worry about it
jetpixi: jetski time!
juneblue58: Considering how Jill was fighting, I feel like she'd be better at fighting Wesker than Chris has been.
BusTed: A swan paddleboat
Mashamino: she's really exhausted from all that Matrix dodging
Boon_33: hot air balloon
Rentok: Moped
mulligan2six: A jetski would be tame compared to this
EvilBadman: She's got some cleavage reconstruction to deal with
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it'd be good, but not as good as what actually comes next
blip2004: well there is a boat...
Rhynerd: Hey, I forget, isn’t there a DLC where you get to play Jill while Chris and Sheva go kill Wesker?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: One of those swan pedel boats
MyBuddySuperfly: oh look, evergreen
BrowneePoints: You beat the crap out of her and she knows she isn't in condition to fight anymore
RandomTrivia: What a convenient sunset! Wanna ride off into it?
jetpixi: i'm voting for hot air balloon
Gildan_Bladeborn: Game of the year for every year in perpetuity, per Adam's earlier pronouncement, were that to happen.
Gobukiller: I've seen bigger
Tangsm: One of those paddle boats shaped like a swan.
shurtal: there's so much stupid bullshit in this game, ti's great
Rynehawk: so, what, we half way thru this game?
wynternyghtynggale: its the squirrel boat
lyropithic: Hovercraft into the sunset
bv310: I mean, she's definitely going to throw us a series of rocket launchers later, as is Resident Evil tradition
BirkaBirkowski: The boat is the final boss
until_may: That boat looks nothing like a hand glider
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd There is indeed, if I recall.
NotCainNorAbel: um...sniper
Rentok: Alright, we saved Jill! On to Act 2!
DoctorAddams: Barry'll be by in a chopper to pick her up in a min
MyBuddySuperfly: the Suez canal, etc
juneblue58: XD
Orlantia: oh hey, the last half of the game!!!
Saintnex: uhhh
CyberColossus: 6 is great
ButterBall000: 6 co-op is so much fun
raulghoulia: you turned her into a Jill sandwich
Makrosian_Tae: You joke, but do you actually have RE 6 downloaded and prepped?
Dmc3628: Sacc
Enki1256: Ohgod. Are they really going to torture themselves with 6?
cuttlefishman: nice
MegaDosX: s a c c
RandomTrivia: S A C C
A_Dub888: lrrSACK
jetpixi: Sacc with two Cs lol
ArkhamArchivist: Saccb
HesGotNoPants: you got a level and like 3 bosses
HadesLeprechaun: I cannot WAIT for you guys to do RE6 co-op, it is the best kind of nonsense
hexy_lexy: gdi adam
nass1337: the real final boss of this game is going through the game without vomiting from the script.
jetpixi: pspspsps
ButButTheJesus: SACC
e_bloc: couscous
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
BusTed: 🐱
DiscordianTokkan: spspspsps
RandomTrivia: Awww, Reminald benginHeart
MrTheWalrus: Now my cat is glaring at Adam.
MegaDosX: Fantasy couscous?
wynternyghtynggale: my cat is not looking at my laptop
Rhynerd: Does cscc summon a crab instead?
lithopseffect: RODGER!?
wynternyghtynggale: now*
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Where all your-*gags* nope, can't say it
jetpixi: Did someone get their groove back?
Gildan_Bladeborn: RE:7 subverted the "toss you a rocket launcher in the last fight" by making it a pistol that you got tossed instead.
aClonedPickle: don't you just want to go ape shitt
MegaDosX: "I'm sorry master, I must go all out, just this once" - Adam, probably
lirazel64: @nass1337 ikr?
Kramburger: "Ever seen a streamer gone Apeshit"?
HadesLeprechaun: aren't you tired of being nice?
DiscordianTokkan: That Daisy Meme
SurfDownstage: embrace monke
jetpixi: :)
HadesLeprechaun: dont you just want to go ape shitt?
BrowneePoints: Reject Ouroboros, return to M O N K E
NightValien28: return to monke
GhostValv: all the time :)
EvilBadman: it's on like kingy kong
MegaDosX: If Adam's Kong, who's Godzilla?
MacSquizzy: ~* M O N K E *~
jetpixi: it is the Evergiven?
Boon_33: what the hell kind of ship is this?
Kramburger: MONKE emote when
BusTed: Now that you bring it up
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to let the ape escape
juneblue58: Ape on a ship? Getting Stardust Crusaders flashbacks. XD
hexy_lexy: i almost threw up last time i was intentionally mean to someone. i wish i was lying
BrowneePoints: oh sweet we Resident Evil Revelations now
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: stop hitting yourself
Blade_Tiger: "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt?"
archon458: FBtouchdown
Stripe_dog: "I can't shoot that close" not with that attitude
jetpixi: can't beat me with a grenade launcher in Destiny LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think that's remotely true Adam.
BrowneePoints: well tbf, almost every other game in existence actually has grenades fire in an ARC
hesterbyrde: How? It's a grenade. The point is you don't have to have perfect aim.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Close range Freedom delivery
e_bloc: 'murica!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or have a reasonable splash damage.
NoTomToLose: Reload your weapons?
EvilBadman: This nade launcher is weird. no arc.
nass1337: @lirazel64 i mean how do you go from resident 5-6 to playing 7? you get baffled on what went wrong.
philippekav: it would help if they didn't go at like 10 km/h
jetpixi: so more of a rocket launcher
Gildan_Bladeborn: These seem to do almost nothing unless you literally hit things dead on with them.
Amentur: The way those things fly makes me think it's an RPG
Boon_33: when you run out of horror can you pretend MGS3 is spooky?
jetpixi: bless you
BirkaBirkowski: I remember Sons of Liberty way differently
MyBuddySuperfly: XD
Gobukiller: Capture the flag! Then you win, right?
GhostValv: bloobyF
Ba_Dum_Tish: The horrors of Kojima writing
Catcard: OH NO
Seth_Erickson: NotLikeThis
Makrosian_Tae: Their loss
jetpixi: NotLikeThis
TheInnsanity: LOL
MyBuddySuperfly: pls respond, I showed you hunting horn
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: Definitely their loss
ButButTheJesus: @nass1337 i'm guessing they were chasing the popularity of Call of Duty's action
NightValien28: cowards
jetpixi: oh nooo left on read
YeetTheRich_: worth it
BrowneePoints: "well you see I doot doot and everyone claps"
Kramburger: That's okay, I'm a fucking animal and I managed to attract a partner
jetpixi: shit shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sheet.
MegaDosX: Remy, avert your eyes
BrowneePoints: You Old Yeller'd them!
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger how did you do it, i need tips
DoctorAddams: The grenades' trajectory is directly influenced by Chris' muscles
Brycewise: So you're saying there's a chance?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, he doesn't shoot the grenades, he just pushes them out of the barrel himself
circusofkirkus: thread the needle
lithopseffect: "I think its dead" ... "ah, Ben, you were supposed to kill the dog"
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown benginTry
jetpixi: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Chat did we see "the Punch" yet?
NoTomToLose: it was a different dog!
Rentok: Adam did you just miss the floor with a grenade launcher?
CyberColossus: you misse!? how could you miss he was 3ft in front of you 🖖🏿
ThePov42: Why does Chris even HAVE a scope on that thing
BirkaBirkowski: That stun baton don't fuck around
wharra: Did you just shoot a man in the butt hole with a grenade launcher
Mashamino: executed!
jetpixi: PixelBob
MegaDosX: Thanks, I hate it
ashesandmochi: using that virus language
RandomTrivia: Why does an RPG launcher even have a scope?! What does it even do?!
jetpixi: wow
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no, that's not actually new, per se.
notthepenguins: uh
Boon_33: well that was gross
Amentur: *Vore-iant?
hatboozeparty: Did Adam just heal the zombie?
Draynus: it's the demagorgon! Kinda
ButButTheJesus: NOMF
Rentok: It's okay, man. I was just surprised. You shouldn't feel bad about it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben was just up on top of a tower the only other time you've seen one of these (back in the village).
thraximore: it's so GOOFY
MegaDosX: It's all you can do
OmnipotentTrevor: That did not look like something that was healable
Rhynerd: Oh, it’s this enemy again
Izandai: What, like that's the best you can do? Yeesh. Kappa
BrowneePoints: Also you fought those guys in the village
thraximore: that little waddles it makes
Rynehawk: but...its the floor adam
Rynehawk: Kappa
HesGotNoPants: you're trying your hardest? at least your mom loves you
e_bloc: I'd love you if you were only giving 50% Adam
RandomTrivia: I'm also impressed by Chris's ability to reload grenades 3 at a time, into 3 different chambers
DoctorAddams: As ever adult told me as a child: "Well, you're not trying hard enough."
MegaDosX: But what about giving 110%?
BrowneePoints: Adam plays the game drunk to make us losers feel better
gamercat88: touch grass
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote impossible
LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
cuttlefishman: Adam, should we watch Shrek
Gildan_Bladeborn: But Adam, if you succeeded personally every time, it would be way less funny.
Randoplh: not in hollow knight
MegaDosX: That's quitter talk
e_bloc: is shroud even relevant
raulghoulia: maybe for you
MegaDosX: :p
Rentok: Shroud doesn't play alongside Ben, though
Seth_Erickson: not if Ben gives you a portion of his 100%
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam needs to reserve 10% for dealing with twitch chat
MegaDosX: :o
niccus: WHAT
cuttlefishman: Adam
BrowneePoints: WHAT!?
Gobukiller: Wait... what
xantos69: Because someBODY!
jonasjonIV: ????
hexy_lexy: :O
MegaDosX: Excuse me
TheInnsanity: ADAM
OmnipotentTrevor: Just take some of Ben's percent. Between the two of you, there's 200 total percent
Gildan_Bladeborn: *personally was meant to be "perfectly".
MegaDosX: What?!?
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Makrosian_Tae: Some BODY
thraximore: Huh
jetpixi: how did you manage to not watch it?
RandomTrivia: Welp, that's this weekend's movie night sorted!
Kramburger: I start at 110%, that's what I'm constantly tired and burnt out
juneblue58: I saw it when it came out in cinema, and never again.
quillilian: watch party when
circusofkirkus: new lrr stream, Adam watches Shrek
Boon_33: Adam must be lying.
Amentur: O_o
Izandai: You would LOVE Shrek.
Nydestroyer: because someone once told me, thats why we watch shrek
Gildan_Bladeborn: At this point, you kind of don't need to.
lirazel64: I haven't either.
niccus: i thought you were a cultured gamer
Munchill: its actually good
archon458: Adam, the internet will remember that
Gobukiller: Get ready for some timely pop culture references
techstorm45: ben, hold an lrr movie night
lyropithic: It's a fun movie that's held up surprisingly well
BrowneePoints: HOW!? IT SINGLE HANDEDLY CHANGED THE DIRECTION OF ANIMATION!
Mashamino: probably for the best
ashesandmochi: go watch the musical first the weird internet musical version
electric_claire: You're not allowed back onto the internet until you've watched Shrek, Adam
techstorm45: this man needs shrek in his life
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure Adam, by osmosis alone, knows everything memorable from that film.
ravenlord_xix: Pausing stream now and watch!
raulghoulia: adam's never listened to All Star
patrick_stonecrusher: some BODY show Adam Shrek
Rentok: Adam has homework
e_bloc: I've never seen a Shrek either
CaptainSpam: Fortunately, you don't need to watch Shrek, as everyone on the internet has told it to you, verbatim, repeatedly by now.
Rynehawk: LUL
Nigouki: it's Shrek's 20th anniversary
MegaDosX: Is that...by choice? Or has the opportunity just not come up?
shendaras: Shrek came out in 2001.
Zath_: I have also never seen Shrek
jetpixi: SomeBODY
RandomTrivia: It took every fairy tale trope and crafted a new story with them. Also it had fart jokes. That movei had everything, really.
Rootpotato: shrek was a masterpiece that has aged liek fine wine
juneblue58: Classics aren't for everyone. How many people have sat through Seven Samurai?
NoTomToLose: I've never seen most films that single handedly changed the direction of a genre or technology
Master_Gunner: next thing you'll tell us you've never seen Citizen Kane either! :P
Boon_33: Adam, are you aware of Mike Myers from Austin powers? it's that but an ogre.
BrowneePoints: Idk it's Shrek! like..there's some like "you should see this" and then..there's Shrek!
aClonedPickle: why would adam watch shrek
OmnipotentTrevor: What about Shrek 2? Or Shrek 3? Or the Shrek holiday specials? Or any of the Shrek video games?
Ba_Dum_Tish: *Taps the sign*
until_may: Its okay to not watch beautiful things adam
DiscordianTokkan: I MAY have hooked up with a lady at a friend's party during Shrek
x0den: how did you get exploded forward?
saucemaster5000: you know what changed the hand of animation? The soup sketch.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was saying "you don't even NEED to" though.
e_bloc: Corgo548 I've never seen any Shreks either. no shame
GhostValv: oh no the dreaded lever dude
Seth_Erickson: how dare you not have consumed a popular piece of media on the internet Kappa
MegaDosX: You should definitely watch it though, it's a fun movie
circusofkirkus: Shrek is the source of over irony-poisoned humor
ArkhamArchivist: Oh, you definitely shouldn't watch it at this point
TheInnsanity: it *is* Twitch chat
Rentok: Okay but we'd be lying. Adam, you should watch that, you'd like it- but it's not GOOD.
7gorobei: people have strong opinions on Shreck
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote shrek
LRRbot: Quote #1100: "There's a surprising amount of results when you put "Shrek Wikipedia" into YouTube." —Graham [2015-11-14]
Tangsm: At some point on the internet you've seen enough clips of Shrek to have basically watched the movie.
Jennie_Fuchsia: Boy it sure is okay not to see Shrek until you can watch it fully vaccinated with Ben by your side the way the lord intended
gualdhar: imo, Shrek hasn't held up since The Love Guru was released
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Shrek 2 is very close to the peak of humanity's comedic ability
ravenlord_xix: Adam is one of today’s 10000 (xkcd)
DoctorAddams: Imagine Austin Powers shagging Eldraine. Dat Shrek.
hatboozeparty: lrrWOW
Gaytanic_Panic: I just figured you just put on Willow and went to sleep to it every night.
Pharmacistjudge: I am going to laugh when someone who is a close friend of Adam is in chat.
HesGotNoPants: ADAM BEN IS IN A JAR
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh don't worry, "maybe I'll like it" is not part of the Shrek equation
Mr_Whyt: we're not! ? my world is shattered
Dog_of_Myth: Adam with the Truth Bomb
EvilBadman: no one /has/ to see/experience a media thing. That both sets an obligation and ridiculous expectation on the viewer.
Kramburger: How dare you, I'm a middle-class white guy, I've never been disadvantaged in my life!
NoTomToLose: lol Adam
e_bloc: wait we're not friends?
hexy_lexy: @thraximore yes
BrowneePoints: Please, I'm at a disadvantage cuz i'm me
thraximore: Oh no.
CyberColossus: Good joke Adam
Seth_Erickson: it's the same thing
hesterbyrde: I saw Shrek like... as an adult and it was alright. It was one of those movies that I could tell walked that fine line of being fun for kids and entertaining for adults.
kat2kool: We’re not?! D:
until_may: good joke stream guy
ashesandmochi: the fact that those things have a waist covered in pockets just makes them even funnier
Gildan_Bladeborn: What is a cage, but a metal jar made from bars? Kappa
raulghoulia: please describe the differences between a jar and a cage
GhostValv: very good :)
ArkhamArchivist: I was probably shown Shrek about 40 times in class in Middle School
NoTomToLose: Ben's coming out of his cage, and he's been doing just fine
juneblue58: A jar is made of glass, and doesn't have bars.
saucemaster5000: suddenly realizing I'm in the minority of thinking shrek was a massively overrated conglomerate of mid 00's references
aClonedPickle: nice, shot the man into the collectible
Kramburger: Okay, NOW Ben wants to talk about being let out of the Cage/Jar?
MyBuddySuperfly: nice throw, idiot (the enemy, not you)
Makrosian_Tae: Ben LUL
yarnanimal: jar not plastic as well?
Kipstar: that was not a great throw from that dude
jetpixi: despite all his rage
BrowneePoints: Shrek Facts: All the grass in Shrek one is just CG Hair cuz they couldn't get the grass engine to render properly
shendaras: Shrek can't be full of mid 00's references.
Ba_Dum_Tish: What is Ben eating?
RandomTrivia: Am Ben ok?
jetpixi: he is still just Sheva in a cage
NoTomToLose: This is all I ever wanted Ben, TYVM <3
juneblue58: @saucemaster5000 It came out in like 2001.
until_may: Adam, dont zoom into bens thing when you kiss him. its bad decorum
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hypothetical question: if a jar is made out of transparent aluminum, is it NOT a jar?
Dmc3628: not mr. brightside
gualdhar: Ben is always like this, he's in his happy place
electra310: So many buttons in this game require shooting. That can't be OSHA compliant
juneblue58: It predates the 00s.
Gobukiller: Name one
SmoreThanAFeelin: OH definitely
Kramburger: Oh really? Name two movies
InquisitorGaia: ive never seen willow
saucemaster5000: @juneblue58 yup, and I'm an all-star.
yarnanimal: jars are a feeling in your soul
TheInnsanity: Ben, you took Twitch chat's side, how could you
BrowneePoints: Willow
jetpixi: Shrek was hard to escape for a while lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: I haven't seen ANY of the Shrek sequels, just saying.
until_may: Tell me a joke funny streamer man
DoctorAddams: Have you at least seen Shek 2...?
BrowneePoints: You've seen Willow and lots of folks haven't
raulghoulia: leave ben
juneblue58: It's a shame that All Star is associated so much with Shrek when it was originally featured in Mystery Men.
MyBuddySuperfly: lol, Ben
BrowneePoints: Also chat watch Willow
jetpixi: Willow seabatApp
RandomTrivia: OOF
BusTed: Adam's_5th_birthday dot mp4
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Dmc3628: got em there
NotCainNorAbel: no a funny joke
GhostValv: too real
saucemaster5000: Don't forget rat race.
until_may: you have a bank account?! 0.O
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Mystery Men is still the best superhero movie
Boon_33: the real horror
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pet them to death Ben
jetpixi: that means someone had to convert from VHS @BusTed lol
BrowneePoints: Mystery Men has some stuff that did NOT age well @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa
juneblue58: It came out too early, sadly, to be properly appreciated.
Rentok: Honestly, if I'm picking one movie people should see, I'm picking Redline way before Shrek.
DoctorAddams: Disregard bank. Aquire Remy.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think Smash Mouth featured in a lot of stuff in the early 2000s.
juneblue58: Though yeah, it's old. I haven't actually watched it in a long time.
BusTed: @jetpixi It's true. Even rarer.
jetpixi: it was either free or crushed lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: Horrible horrible freedom
Mashamino: LUL
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
TheInnsanity: whoooo let the ben out?
NoTomToLose: I'm going back in the cage! I'm not doing just fine!
7gorobei: freedom, horrible freedom
Gildan_Bladeborn: Go back down I guess.
hesterbyrde: I'm free I'm free... PUT ME BACK PUT ME BACK! It's a microcosim of all of us having to come out of quarantine.
saucemaster5000: A lot of the love for that era of film (like, 1998 - 2008), is... not great, when you revisit it.
Kramburger: Only one way to find out
MyBuddySuperfly: @hesterbyrde lol, totally!
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think you want to test that Ben
jetpixi: is that him barking?! <3
RandomTrivia: *boof*
juneblue58: Yeah. I don't watch movies enough to really remember stuff I watched as a kid / teenager.
ButButTheJesus: boof!
Kipstar: @hesterbyrde ooof
ravenlord_xix: Those jumps would put your shins through your sculpted abs
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 That happens in a lot of generations.
BusTed: It is Adam, but he is doing a good impression.
NoTomToLose: It's waiting to be shipped, Adam!! :D
juneblue58: Random safe full of gold. XD
electra310: My husband is showing his students 10 Things I Hate About You in class, and many of them have seen it already. That makes me feel happy and maybe not quite so old.
Haroldholmes25: has anything made any sense
aClonedPickle: bars! of! gold!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam, it's there so that you could collect 3 golden bars from it.
GhostValv: wat
thraximore: Trinkets and a baubles, paid for in blood.
until_may: yes adam this was the part that didnt make sense, the safe
saucemaster5000: yeah, then we "rediscover" the actually good stuff of an era 10 years later, and pretend everyone always liked it. See-- what was popular in the 80s v. what we now think of 80s classics
BrindleBoar: maybe it's just a very secure minifridge, that someone happened to store their bullion in
MyBuddySuperfly: where do YOU put your safes, Adam?
BrowneePoints: "Open up my eager eyes. Cuz I'm Mr. Wise Guy"
wynternyghtynggale: its tired of you adam
yarnanimal: nobody would ever suspect
Nydestroyer: what do the tires do?
vandristine: engagement
MyBuddySuperfly: clever streamer!
Rynehawk: where else is the tire going to put its gold?
RobotInProgress: a safe goes somewhere safe
RandomTrivia: Somewhere..... safe lrrBEEJ
Ba_Dum_Tish: So a vault?
Gobukiller: That's called a safety deposit box
RandomTrivia: @RobotInProgress Highfive!
until_may: and one day he will have valuables and they will be ultra safe
aClonedPickle: that's the weekly paycheck safe
jetpixi: and then we put that safe inside of another safe and then we mail that safe to ourselves
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why in this long running video game series (but not THIS one, for some reason) do you save the game via a literal anachronism of a typewriter>
Kipstar: you put ALL your safes in ONE safe? - seem unsafe
Boon_33: twins!
Rentok: It's there because Wesker is a brilliant strategist, his plan is too smart, we wouldn't understand.
Mashamino: y'know what they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure... I guess that safe full of gold was someone's trash
lithopseffect: you don't keep your safes next to your spare tires on your cargo ship?
jetpixi: trinkets and warbles
Pharmacistjudge: trinkets and baubles...paid for in ammo
ArkhamArchivist: They had matching bracelets
jetpixi: paid for in blood
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why do monsters not follow the law of conservation of mass? Why do they pretend these games are scary? These are all questions.
TheInnsanity: did they have matching charm bracelets?
jetpixi: or baubles lol
Boon_33: yeah please note, this is apparently a SHIP.
Jensling: Wouldn't it make more sense to have the strongest safe furthest inside? So someone who could break through the first one wouldn't just be faced with even easier safes?
Saintnex: I think you had the right idea Adam
Pharmacistjudge: om nom nom nom boof boof. I'm a dog.
circusofkirkus: REMY
RandomTrivia: REMY! benginLove
hesterbyrde: PUPPY SAYS YES
Usquebaugh67: OhMyDog
yarnanimal: PUPPY
MyBuddySuperfly: Remy is gaming too
SmoreThanAFeelin: hi remyyy
ashesandmochi: PUPPY
Gaytanic_Panic: BOOF BOOF BOOF
ButButTheJesus: boorooroo!
GhostValv: tqsHug
ShaneLeeAtk: GET'em Remy!
MegaDosX: Remy making his voice heard
RandomTrivia: WoaWoaWoaWoaWoaWoa
BrowneePoints: remy goes in time out when he boofs
BusTed: tqsBORK
gualdhar: REMY IGNORES YOUR PITIFUL PLEAS
NoTomToLose: HOI I'm TEMMIE
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE ENGAGE! BORK BORK BORK!
NoTomToLose: I mean REMMIE
DoctorAddams: Bow-wow-wow?
Pharmacistjudge: remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow an insidious killer
saucemaster5000: How do you know what to put in the safe if you don't know the future value?
ladylinzington: I love the tiny defiant 'boof'
A_Dub888: !findquote bark
LRRbot: Quote #1284: "Of course there's a dog barking: there's a horn." —Heather [2015-12-16]
Rentok: Boofer
ashesandmochi: a-BORF
ShaneLeeAtk: Such sassy borks
absorbedtulip9: What kind of puppy is Remi?
Usquebaugh67: The dog knows why the safe was there
Kramburger: Ben feel free to ignore this, but paying attention to your pup is giving them something that they want, you need to reward him for stopping barking or not barking
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remy is just aggressively negotiating for 20% more petting
MyBuddySuperfly: @absorbedtulip9 the best kind of puppy?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I saw a thing you could push at one point, but I've long since lost track of where it was respective to where you two are now.
DoctorAddams: He a thorough bred nonesense
jetpixi: LUL
Boon_33: knife the button?
beckett_brass: @Kramburger The problem is, how do you make it clear to the dog that they are getting rewarded for soemthing that they AREN'T doing?
absorbedtulip9: I love all puppies just wondered what pupper looked like
jetpixi: LUL
jetpixi: dogs everywhere
jetpixi: OhMyDog
NoTomToLose: Hint: They're in the same place
BrindleBoar: (no one tell them it was the same dog)
Kramburger: @beckett_brass Timing mostly, it sucks but you need to be on the ball.
RandomTrivia: He looks like this @absorbedtulip9 https://twitter.com/BengineeringTV/status/1381635796722098182
Makrosian_Tae: It's about sending a message, ain't it Ben?
MyBuddySuperfly: @absorbedtulip9 here's a picture: https://twitter.com/BengineeringTV/status/1381635796722098182
Ba_Dum_Tish: Clearly these dogs were evil due to not enough pets
jetpixi: just a lil saunter
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, lol
RandomTrivia: Heh
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam, and howdy all
RandomTrivia: #DriftCompatible
DoctorAddams: Stanard size black woofer, one ear up and one down
gualdhar: is Ben RP walking for effect?
Boon_33: cmon
RandomTrivia: Hey there Tripleyew!
BusTed: mmhm
Usquebaugh67: LUL
beckett_brass: @Tripleyew Hello. Welcome to a ship
Kramburger: OH NO
Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn
jetpixi: LUL
Rynehawk: standingo
GhostValv: bloobyGun
Randoplh: LUL LUL LUL
Pharmacistjudge: Roger!
quillilian: what a long walk for that joke
ButButTheJesus: d'awww that's a good boofer
Kramburger: Adam's in TROUBLEEEE
spo_okymulder: someone please clip that
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Don't want to get those mixed up
BusTed: First aid grenade
SmoreThanAFeelin: advanced healing
electra310: Do not confuse those things!
hesterbyrde: oh dear
Ba_Dum_Tish: Antihealing
TheJoe743: Anti healing spray
ZeroskieS: too late LUL
Haroldholmes25: Healing through violence
hexy_lexy: LUL
BluJester: healing grenade
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nigouki: either one will stop the pain!
RandomTrivia: Healing via respawn!
neisan2112: Preemptive healing
TheBearBee: This is Why Adam is not the Healer in the party
ravenlord_xix: Don’t mix them!
Nydestroyer: negative healing
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TheInnsanity: gotta take damage to heal damage
lirazel64: Life is a resource.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The best medicine is a good offense.
ArkhamArchivist: just like necromancy is post-mature healing
Nydestroyer: its so much overflow on healing its negative
Kramburger: I used to prematurely heal, now i take a nasel spray for it
Mashamino: 9 out of 10 doctors recommend not confusing hand grenades and first aid sprays
MegaDosX: It's so...vascuiar
RandomTrivia: So vascular
GhostValv: all healers really:)
RandomTrivia: So much #Drift today
Ballistic_Meatball: sheeva has a sucking chest wound Chris: I'll plug it up with this grenade, whats the worst that could happen
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia benginFingers
Boon_33: how deep is this ship?
beckett_brass: @Mashamino What was up with the other doctor?
xantos69: Ben...I need you to either stop or keep going but right now you are killing me.
HadesLeprechaun: healing packs are reactive, damage is preventative, which is better
TheInnsanity: Step-Tanker, I'm stuck in the Suez Canal
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NoTomToLose: It's a shotgun
MegaDosX: What a generous sandwich
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHolyMoly
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdownFBtouchdownFBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTEM LUL
Nydestroyer: healed
YeetTheRich_: nice one
hatboozeparty: lrrCOW
Usquebaugh67: KEKW KEKW
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam was just healing Ben
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
BusTed: seabatNogood
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
ThePov42: HIGHLIGHT REEL
Night_xD: fire in the hole ?
BluJester: FBtouchdown
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
bv310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: lrrFINE
magical_writer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheBearBee: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: Hey Adam used his healing on Ben
PerfectDarkRitual: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatApp
thraximore: wheelerKappa
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown benginO7
Nigouki: FBtouchdown
thordak_keitel: FBtouchdown
gamercat88: hrpgSketchy hrpgSketchy hrpgSketchy hrpgSketchy
ashesandmochi: oh NO
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
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BusTed: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
GhostValv: FBtouchdown benginO7
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FootGoal FootGoal
Usquebaugh67: Healing mannnnnnnnnn
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
spo_okymulder: also someone ease clip that
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
shendaras: Fortunately, Ben has a lot of healing.
TheBearBee: Good throw
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:46.
Nydestroyer: You needed healing
NanoDelta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
InquisitorGaia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Stripe_dog: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:55:59. lrrSPOT
e_bloc: Corgo1000 touchdown
YeetTheRich_: yes i am adam i am healing
Mashamino: @beckett_brass something like that happened to the last doctor LUL
BusTed: The "oops" did sound pretty incriminating.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Was going to say, that's not a slenade gruncher.
MegaDosX: Please tell me someone clipped that
Pharmacistjudge: you called?
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote ready
LRRbot: Quote #1525: "Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just..." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Rhynerd: Ah, a streetsweeper?
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote grenade
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Boon_33: judge, jackhammer, streetsweeper
absorbedtulip9: @mybuddysuperfly thank you! Such a cute puppy! I don’t get on Twitter anymore kept seeing to much negativity.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we all vote that Adam is not allowed to be healer
Tripleyew: Warning: when Adam upgrades equipment, stuff just automatically blows up - good to know
ButButTheJesus: "I was pointing my gun at her as hard as I could"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only one way to find out!
Rentok: Oh, the bad aiming mechanics in this game are for Roleplaying purposes
Usquebaugh67: More Healing
Boon_33: free drugs?
Boon_33: sounds safe
NanoDelta: "Nah man, she's too tanky"
MegaDosX: It's the super soldier serum
hesterbyrde: Protective of it? she LEFT it behind. Wtf
jonasjonIV: its first aid spray
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
NoTomToLose: I wouldn't have the guts to bolt away from two gun-toting maniacs
thraximore: Why inject it when you can snort it?
lyropithic: Missing is emergent storytelling
OmnipotentTrevor: Did Chris get one of the zombie viruses in his arms? They almost look like they're getting worse
Boon_33: getting revenge on these nerds.
A_Dub888: Science is RUINED
wynternyghtynggale: the movie
Rynehawk: GOTTEM
ThePov42: love that flick
Rentok: Nah, I only remember Holes
BusTed: 😬
wynternyghtynggale: or the book
JAGxTERRA: dont talk about me like im not here
electra310: I watch Steel Magnolias whenever I need to cry a lot
cuttlefishman: no
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: That seems like a... completely good idea that you should definitely do. Injecting strange substance that characters from evil corporations in RE games straight into your veins can only possible end well for you.
hesterbyrde: We are about to do the stage play of Steel Magnolias in January.
Gobukiller: Damn, he DID name one
SmoreThanAFeelin: ohhhhhhh
amythist: Adam you have to remember Ben is a child,
shendaras: 1989.
BrowneePoints: Yep. Seen the movie and the Stage Production
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: Put Ben on Blast
Usquebaugh67: *half puts his hand up*
xantos69: I mean...its ok I guess.
NoTomToLose: IT SINGLE HANDEDLY CHANGED THE DIRECTION OF TOM CRUISE'S CAREER
Kramburger: No, I pay for my magnolias like a good citizen
JAGxTERRA: i love dolly parton
archon458: But he hasn't seen Shrek?
DeM0nFiRe: Who the fuck has never seen Steel Shreknolias?
ShaneLeeAtk: Drink your juice, Shelby!
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Nydestroyer: that chris's biceps\
lirazel64: Uhhh... lilies, maybe.
e_bloc: it's on my list right after Shrek. Alphabetically.
RandomTrivia: @NoTomToLose *polite applause*
Makrosian_Tae: @Gildan_Bladeborn I mean...it worked for Wesker
ChippTunes: Meal Stagnolias
JAGxTERRA: the movie is quite sad
cardboardhorde: Well, Shrek is a masterpiece...
wynternyghtynggale: our queen dolly parton
Tripleyew: Glad those flowers know who is boss - I bet they were talking’ smack earlier
niccus: what was steel magnolias about anyways, adam
saucemaster5000: What do you mean you can't sing "Yentil"?
NoTomToLose: Wait, was that Magnolia? :D
Saintnex: was... was there any animation in Steel Magnolias?
lithopseffect: classic slice-of-life anime Steel Magnolias?
patrick_stonecrusher: is that like Flowers For Alger on?
HesGotNoPants: he makes time for steel magnolias but not shrek
shendaras: What about Bridges of Madison County?
electra310: I quote from Steel Magnolias all the time, people have to keep watching it or how will I be relevant?
lirazel64: And Steel Magnolias is heart-wrenching. And not in the way you guys are wrenching hearts.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Awoooo, werewolves of london
Gildan_Bladeborn: The singular reason I know anything at all about the film Yentil, beyond the fact that there is a film with the title "Yentil", is because of Deadpool 2.
Nydestroyer: you mean you have not seen every episode of the original doctor who!?!?
Boon_33: get more back in that shot.
saucemaster5000: Yeah, I'd take steel magnolias over shrek
BrowneePoints: @shendaras I LIVE near Madison County
patrick_stonecrusher: <--D-<<
The_Color_Twelve: he aint peekin no more
MegaDosX: Pachinko?
cuttlefishman: Wow Adam, have you never played PUBG
BrowneePoints: Maclunkey?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, more healing.
MegaDosX: God that looked so ridiculous
Haroldholmes25: free to die
ButButTheJesus: miwwamaww
BusTed: A lady
gamercat88: a lady
Makrosian_Tae: Three times a lady
MegaDosX: Do I hear four?
BrowneePoints: a lady
Cunobelenos: Freedom!
RandomTrivia: Apply freedom directly to person over there *gestures vaguely*
The_Color_Twelve: I've seen at least one highlight to prove it
MyBuddySuperfly: PUBG, not even thrice?
DiscordianTokkan: Once, Twice, Three Tiiiiimes a PubG
MegaDosX: He's gaming!
BrowneePoints: Adam just Waluigi'd
Boon_33: so much freedom we needed to go to Liberia.
archon458: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jim02762: "Kings of Pecado" is what you want in PUBG
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
notthepenguins: thats how shotguns work right
Kipstar: he go boom
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you sploded a barrel with the shot.
NanoDelta: To anyone: How's Valorant lately?
Tripleyew: Pro gamer starts, truly
DoctorAddams: It's pronounced "Poob-Guh"
Saintnex: So does our new shotgun do more damage?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Have you tried out your spiffy new shotgun yet Adam?
GhostValv: voxyBully
yarnanimal: the grand poob-guh
MegaDosX: Sneaky!
BrowneePoints: this music is very Goldeneye
Ba_Dum_Tish: Would have loved Adam to just lob a grenade there
Ba_Dum_Tish: just into the hole
Nydestroyer: knife percent speedrun when?
Tripleyew: Ben: “AHHHHHH - there’s people running in here” Adam: <walks the other way>
MegaDosX: WHAT
Rynehawk: sekiro
MegaDosX: You hit him square in the chest with a grenade launcher and he just no-sold it!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... you DID shoot him with grenades.
aClonedPickle: he was already in a death animation
Kipstar: you liberated them of their mortal body
MegaDosX: Dude's making Hulk Hogan look like Dolph Ziggler
Gildan_Bladeborn: That should honestly be what happens all the time you do that.
canadianbac0nz: immortal centipede head duders...is this Sekiro? 🤔
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just firing coke cans at them
Nydestroyer: oh I packed my rubber rockets today, my bad
Nydestroyer: yes
wynternyghtynggale: yes
MyBuddySuperfly: wow, spoilers
TeacherSeanTV: maximum overdrive
TheInnsanity: I didn't see that movie
MegaDosX: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
MyBuddySuperfly: XD
Spacepup: Never seen it.
Rentok: Sorry, I didn't exist yet in the 80s
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Boon_33: maud flanders dies to a t-shirt cannon.
TeacherSeanTV: scared me too :( Green Goblin truck :(
Rynehawk: LUL
Stormthius: hell yea! that movie sucks!
Nydestroyer: well the teacher dies, I dont remember if the kids do
Haroldholmes25: oh no large lad
Gobukiller: Spoiler the movie is awful
Makrosian_Tae: It's Raven!
Duwani1: Wasn't that TOMMYKNOCKERS?
fastlane250: I only remember an ATM calling Stephen King an asshole.
LordZarano: Some rubber bullets are actually about the same size as grenades
notthepenguins: "FUCK THE ROOF"
hesterbyrde: Oh hey it's a cameo from Barrett from FF7
fastlane250: and the semi
patrick_stonecrusher: l'ts Nerf or Nothin
thraximore: Heavy? Is that you?
saucemaster5000: What about in maximum overdrive where the evil vending machine hits a guy in the crotch with coke?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like, in a sensible video game universe, unless the monster is like 40 feet tall or something, taking a hit from grenade in the torso should result in a bunch of bloody chunk and not "dude falls down, slightly".
archon458: the killer cat-people movie was better
e_bloc: typical Stephen King adaptation
Boon_33: is this not a boss?
Gobukiller: he cooked it
beckett_brass: @Gildan_Bladeborn I don't know why, but I like the term "sensible video game universe"
MegaDosX: God this game is so dumb
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hello Grenade, hello shotgun, here I am at, this zombie tanker
hawkeye437: only facetanked like that 0
shurtal: yeah, NFC
MyBuddySuperfly: for some reason I thought he was going to explode
Seth_Erickson: it's the safest place don't you know Kappa
hawkeye437: *10 grenades. wow typos
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a call back to that game you played when the two of your did Watch & Play Adam - he really doesn't want to set down his coffee.
Rentok: I kind of wish Ben had thrown a grenade there instead of healing him
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Seth_Erickson: Slowly backs up
RandomTrivia: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: *you, not your
ButButTheJesus: BOOSH
MyBuddySuperfly: good strategy, streamer
BusTed: tqsShrug
shendaras: The magic healing spray is okay, but keeping your key card on your back is too much.
hesterbyrde: Best friends. XD
SmoreThanAFeelin: that was good
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
akmorris13: Might be late but did we already appreciate the name of this stream
shurtal: Ben just casually swinging a machete at a propane tank
Randoplh: suicie deisn't an option ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well we know how Adam will act in an emergency. Step back and pull out the camera
Tripleyew: Did... did Ben’s character just *spank* Adam’s character to heal him? I’m not complaining - I just want to be sure I’m understanding the in-universe logic for what I’m seeing.
MegaDosX: Adam pls
BusTed: mmhm.
RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
Himyul: two factor authentication *jazz hands*
MegaDosX: It's amusingly stupid
MyBuddySuperfly: I mean, where do YOU put your keycards?
HasturTheYellow: They are named Keycard Ass, and Keycard Back (of the safe)
Pharmacistjudge: do you like it, or do you like playing with B en?
ButButTheJesus: I AM BEING ENTERTAINED
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yup.
NotCainNorAbel: save a few bucks and ship in non-rocket launcher boxes
MegaDosX: Brave of you to assume they'd let OSHA personnel on this ship
Pharmacistjudge: regulations are written in blood
Boon_33: we live in a society.
chaostreader: Why is the green pointer light coming out of the front of the rpgs?
Makrosian_Tae: Why not both?
Mashamino: "And no disintegrations"
Rentok: Things can be enjoyable and bad at the same time.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... Adam ALSO liked RE:4.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which is equally, but differently, stupid.
Boon_33: MARRTHAAAA
MegaDosX: That explains some things
NoTomToLose: He does a podcast about wrestling, chat
until_may: you can be wrong adam, its fine
shendaras: And you've never seen Shrek
Gaytanic_Panic: MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ravenlord_xix: I like that they had to make a specific “don’t shoot with RPG” symbol
Mr_Whyt: unsubscribe
Dog_of_Myth: You like what you like. Nothing wrong with that.
xantos69: I saw that movie for free and wanted my money back.
CyberColossus: did you see the snyder cut adam?
philippekav: I can't wait for Adam to see THAT scene at the end
MegaDosX: I did not mean that in a negative way
obionedrop: i also liked that movie
quillilian: Timmy died in a rocket launcher related crate incident. We have regulations for a reason
electra310: Aw man, this guy again
MyBuddySuperfly: I mean, Adam sometimes think we are funny and all
juneblue58: Let people enjoy things.
until_may: idk about that adam
TeamDarkBeginning: BvS was good actually
e_bloc: we're in the middle of a pandemic. what the fuck is wrong with liking things
MegaDosX: You are free to like what you want
cuttlefishman: Adam do you like shrek
Fracaswell: c'mon chat, let people enjoy things
Makrosian_Tae: Well played Adam
Rynehawk: Weskah! Chwis! Weskah!
e_bloc: enjoy your life
NarishmaReborn: one can admit something is dumb and still enjoy it. this is basically 90% of my enjoyed entertainment
Saintnex: Yea, just like what you like and dont shit on others for liking something else
x0den: i like the explanation cinemwins gave for the martha scene.
EvilBadman: But we must always tell other people how wrong they are for not doing life the same as me
ashesandmochi: i feel you adam it was fine
jetpixi: Nuttin wrong with liking stuff. I like tons of stupid shit.
Bachus98: was that the terminator?
Kramburger: But some stuff you like because it's Bad, not because you think it's legit good
saucemaster5000: it's great, it's just good you qualify with "unironically" cause some people... did hurt other people over bvs
notthepenguins: it hurts no one and your taste leads to excellent moments on Sidewalk Slam
InquisitorGaia: @LoadingReadyRun probably time for more ads?
TheInnsanity: is that darth sidius?
DHAnubis: But do you like.... Holes?
ashesandmochi: not like Good but i didn't hate it
until_may: Adam you love the idea of batman vs superman
DoctorAddams: I liked that one, Adams unite!
KCl_Man: I appreciate Adam being the voice of sanity on the internet this week
Makrosian_Tae: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
circusofkirkus: that's what I heard, Adam
Tripleyew: How dare you like things!?! seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
thordak_keitel: sounds like you bar for entertainment is higher then mine
hawkeye437: adam do you think Shrek is love? perhaps, Shrek is life?
MyBuddySuperfly: I'm watching the stream, no way I'm watching a movie now
Jennie_Fuchsia: I was at a play where someone was complaining, and I just turned to them like “listen- I like spectacle”
e_bloc: the platonic ideal of shrek is ok
obionedrop: is this Palpatine
ButButTheJesus: lore!
jetpixi: Emperor Palpatine?!
Tripleyew: What’s that, Emperor Sheev? Speak up!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is RE5 better or worse than BvS?
Seth_Erickson: what about Pacific Rim though now that's a movie
ladylinzington: somehow, Palpatine has returned
MegaDosX: Raccoon City, what?!?
hexy_lexy: hey look its Palpatine
lithopseffect: Is this that 'Rise of Skywalker' movie everyone told me about?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because for some reason, this process involved "zombie viruses".
hesterbyrde: I think Adam would like The Mummy from 1999 if he hasn't seen it. It's dumb and it's wonderful
jetpixi: He needs to chat with Darth Plageius real quick
Boon_33: Adam, can you tell us what you think the plot of shrek might be?
saucemaster5000: hey, I'll put it out -- I liked the snyder cut.
MegaDosX: It's like, they're trying to be ominous and deep, and then fucking Raccoon City?!?
hexy_lexy: be wary of your friend palpatine... and your pal, friendpatine
ButterBall000: RE5 predicted SW9?
jetpixi: LUL I need to rewatch that robot chicken
RandomTrivia: Wow, Ian McDermid is in everything these days lrrBEEJ
Tangsm: Why does he have forehead tubes?
until_may: this game was so bad RE^ should have just been an apology letter
jetpixi: The Mummy is awesome
spsworkz: And ogres have layers.
Bachus98: Somebody once told me
ButterBall000: Something about onions
YeetTheRich_: shrek plot more important than cutscene
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is not ogre yet
ashesandmochi: stabbed with his HAND??
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
yarnanimal: that's the whole plot
Musicsquid: This is clearly Prometheus
archon458: Good time for ads after the cut scene
Stormthius: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk benginO7 benginO7
Boon_33: Adam perfectly understands Shrek.
Pharmacistjudge: Maximum Wesker
Dog_of_Myth: WutFace
electra310: Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal
Seth_Erickson: that is pretty much half the plot so hey who needs to see the rest honestly
patrick_stonecrusher: PUNCH!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pretty much the plot in a nutshell, yes.
thraximore: I can't get over how nasal this voice actor is
TheInnsanity: you like movies? name 5 plots
Jensling: God is dead! - Wesker, probably
monakai: What a thing to tune in to
Gobukiller: Who is he talking to?
MegaDosX: A+ writing, game.
e_bloc: and he marries Cameron Dias the end
saucemaster5000: kefka?
until_may: ]Now watch as I am the one who is arrogant!
EvilBadman: Bean God???
Pharmacistjudge: I think that hand thrust is his standing Fierce in MvC3
lirazel64: Hubris much?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Except you might throw in "Eddie Murphy plays a talking donkey".
Driosenth: how did the wheelchair get on that dais?
juneblue58: The pretentiousness is palpable. XD
Stormthius: wheelerHub wheelerHub
thraximore: Thanks Uroboros
hesterbyrde: Okay so question.... who was the POV on that scene. Was it Wesker? Is he suddenly a protagonist? a POV character?
Dmc3628: ben almost got Ass
e_bloc: shame on neither of you spelling ass
Boon_33: donkey, named: donkey.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The donkey talking is... not explained.
TheInnsanity: he's a genius
Gobukiller: Yes
thraximore: bit of a skip but sure
vandristine: they do fuck
shendaras: "tries"
circusofkirkus: "tries"
SnackPak_: nailed it
Fracaswell: yep
jetpixi: I’m makin WAFFLES
aClonedPickle: @hesterbyrde it's Wesker's bathroom mirror
Mashamino: oh shit, are we doing "Explain the plot of a movie you haven't seen"? hell yeah
Makrosian_Tae: Not incorrect
Seth_Erickson: oh they don't try Adam
BusTed: yup
ButButTheJesus: YES
Randoplh: nailed it
Munchill: does fuck
Rynehawk: listen you're not wrong
Boon_33: NAILED IT
yarnanimal: the dragon DOES fuck the donkey
Juliamon: She sure does
SmoreThanAFeelin: yup
Gobukiller: Not "tries" does
hexy_lexy: "tries"
electra310: They LOVE each other!
akmorris13: OH they do fuck Amad
wynternyghtynggale: "try"
Stripe_dog: Yeah yep
theleerm: not try, DOES
CyberColossus: Holy shit he's a madman
thraximore: Successfully breeds with said donkey! umbraSmile
e_bloc: um
Tangsm: Lord Farquaad. A subtle name.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Correct on all counts.
Saintnex: less tries and more just does
KV1NN4: "tries"
Ba_Dum_Tish: sleazebaggano
Kramburger: It's a fairy tale land, so everyone talks and it's not explained
akmorris13: they have BABIES
YeetTheRich_: not that is shrek deviantart
MyBuddySuperfly: Then they liberate everyone with freedom bullets at some point
RandomTrivia: Mike Myers rescues Cameron Diaz, Cameron Diaz proceeds to rescue Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy fucks a dragon, roll credits
MrTheWalrus: It's 'explained' by 'this is a fairytale, talking animals are standard'.
raulghoulia: is this the ad?
Jennie_Fuchsia: Okay so he HAS seen Shrek
xantos69: The way you tell the story it sounds like a horror film.
vandristine: lord farquaad?
Dmc3628: Some of you may die
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, he's kind of prince Humperdink.
TheInnsanity: hump adjacent
jetpixi: He’s just gleaned the entire plot over the last 20yrs from the internet. Nice.
EvilBadman: lithgow
BusTed: John Lithgow
akmorris13: PRINCE HUMPERDINK EQUIVALENT
Jennie_Fuchsia: V humperdink of him
TeamDarkBeginning: welcome to the goddang highlight reel folks
Bachus98: he needs to compansate for something
Tripleyew: I mean, it’s mutual between Donkey and Dragon
Makrosian_Tae: Pretty good summary
Seth_Erickson: I think you'd like it
Rhynerd: Close enough.
cuttlefishman: This is amazing
eqfalsu: This was the actual elevator pitch.
GamesAndInk: Is this going to be a DMCA takedown with retellings THIS accurate?
akmorris13: humperdink and faarquad do have similar hair
thraximore: Only skipped a little bit
Gildan_Bladeborn: You've described, quite literally, the entire plot up to the twist at the end.
e_bloc: that's not when it's ogre
Kramburger: It's not bad, it's one of those movies that has jokes for the adults as well
OmnipotentTrevor: They have kids
Mashamino: LUL
ButButTheJesus: boof!
BusTed: They have half donkey half dragon babies
gamercat88: yup
thraximore: Yes
MegaDosX: Half donkey half dragon
MyBuddySuperfly: do not google this
Seth_Erickson: half donkey half dragons
thraximore: Uh
MyBuddySuperfly: ADAM
raulghoulia: adams going on a list
Rynehawk: ADAM NO
YeetTheRich_: very carefull googling this
BusTed: Hahaha
goldengopher01: Sounds like a safe search
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mashamino: be careful how you word that!
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHA
SnackPak_: Shrek rewatch podcast sergeSnerge
fastlane250: he's an adult, let him make his own mistakes
hexy_lexy: PERFECT
Boon_33: WINNING
thraximore: of course it is LUL
Bachus98: Adam yes
akmorris13: ADAM YOU'RE SPOILING ONE OF THE SEQUELS
Gildan_Bladeborn: I hope this makes the highlight reel.
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Yes, that is a reasonable reaction Adam LUL
hesterbyrde: Make sure you have safe search turned on. STay away from Tumblr and Deviant ARt
ButButTheJesus is dying
Tangsm: I mean, who else would have done this but Shrek?
ravenlord_xix: The kids aren’t around till shrek 2
shurtal: way to mess that search history on the work computer
saucemaster5000: adam forgot the train murder mystery subplot
YeetTheRich_: adam let me introduce you to rule 34
1y1e: Dronkeys
jetpixi: I don’t think nice seen the sequels lol
cuttlefishman: Adam and Matt Wiggins Shrek Rewatch podcast when
Munchill: Adam knows shrek 2 not shrek 1
LordZarano: The kids are the after-credits scene of Shrek 2 IIRC
Tripleyew: What would you call the babies? Dronkies? Dorgons?
RandomTrivia: Oh, and there is crap being snuck past the radar EVERYWHERE
MegaDosX: Lord Farquaad is the best name
Ritaspirithntr: Ah yes their “Little Demon Babies”
MyBuddySuperfly: that's a weird documentary
jetpixi: Turns out I forgot the plot
x0den: ben, i think your god set off my neighbor
ChippTunes: Would a hybrid donkey/dragon be a dronkey or a dongon?
x0den: *nieghbor's dog
RandomTrivia: *bork*
circusofkirkus: yeah Adam, stop barking
OmnipotentTrevor: Only the viewers
ButButTheJesus: awww pupper
cuttlefishman: Yes
thraximore: Relentlessly, Adam.
jetpixi: We will say that now
Makrosian_Tae: Ruff
BusTed: tqsBORK
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maximum bork
patrick_stonecrusher: what's it called? e631 or something?
thraximore: They won't stop.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Rentok: Dragkeys
BusTed: There are 4.
RandomTrivia: Adam! Don't encourage him!
MegaDosX: Yep!
wynternyghtynggale: and a musical
monakai: And a Christmas special
circusofkirkus: 4 is not good
ashesandmochi: and a christmas special
Master_Gunner: and spinoffs!
Seth_Erickson: there's a fifth shrek in the works @LoadingReadyRun
Bladinus: they do make a lot of 'ass' jokes though...
RandomTrivia: And a bunch of shorts too
ButButTheJesus: how did you not know that
TheInnsanity: the 3rd is bad, the 4th is abysmal
notthepenguins: the gingerbread man bit is from shrek 2
theambivalentagender: Yeah, they made Shrek 1, 2, and 4
jetpixi: It’s all ogre now
kumatsu: and a spin-off series
Dmc3628: and a spinoff
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are also various Shrek animated shorts.
thraximore: @patrick_stonecrusher don't pretend you don't know what it is LUL
Tangsm: There are so many Shrek movies.
MegaDosX: Oh you'd be surprised
Gobukiller: My dude, they're all watchable
Mashamino: unfortunately, yes
Pharmacistjudge: no one tell Adam about Land before Time.
wargodmogis: At least 2 movies worth
shurtal: ONE OF THEM HAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
NarishmaReborn: shrek 2 is legit great
circusofkirkus: shrek 1 & 2 are good
Rootpotato: shrek 2 is the best
theambivalentagender: Honestly, Shrek 2 is great
SnackPak_: fair
Tangsm: Not to mention you need Puss in boots.
Darth_Litigious: Plus spin offs and holiday specials.
wynternyghtynggale: fruit fruit
Rhynerd: It has/had a theme park ride too.
MegaDosX: Adam tucking and bailing from that conversation
archon458: And a hallowen special. Plus the puss in boots spin off
RandomTrivia: Shrek 2 is the best Shrek film SEND TWEET
ravenlord_xix: Shrek 2 is the perfect sequel
GhostValv: tqsBORK
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Stormthius: I remember walking out of shrek 3 as a kid
hexy_lexy: adams reaction is PERFECTION
ravenlord_xix: It’s empire strike back level good
circusofkirkus: oh yeah, the Puss In Boots standalone film
ButterBall000: Taking Adam down the Shrekhole
ArdCollider: my friend's toddlers call Puss in Boots "CAT MOOEY"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam taking the break to read up on shrek lore
NanoDelta: Alright, we're running ads" is the best response to that tbh
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Kramburger: Shreck 2 has Jennifer Sunders covering I need A Hero, so that's worth the price of admission
Rhynerd: This is a great conversation
ArdCollider: and demand to watch it a great deal
DeM0nFiRe: Am I crazy or did we just do ads 10 minutes ago?
gamercat88: can we have a bonus stream where we watch Shrek with Adam and Ben?
theambivalentagender: Anyone else remember Shrek 4d?
RandomTrivia: @Kramburger HARD SAME
Rootpotato: omg adam hasnt heard teh 'i need a hero' cover for shrek 2
Seth_Erickson: I can't wait for Shrek 5 tbh which is real btw and happening at some point
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Shrek 2 is a perfect comedy
circusofkirkus: theambivalentagender
circusofkirkus: yes
Rhynerd: @theambivalentagender the theme park ride, right?
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patrick_stonecrusher: they are bluberries. put them on a tray
Makrosian_Tae: This music is exactly the kind of ambience I'm into, Anyone else?
YeetTheRich_: adam discovered donkey/dragon fanfic and quickly had to go on a break
rabbitgta: is Adam going to go watch Shrek now?
Seth_Erickson: LUL
OmnipotentTrevor: I wish Rise of the Guardians got any of the follow ups that Shrek, Dragons, or even Kung Fu Panda got. Even just a Holiday Special (It'd be perfect for). I consider it one of their top two movies.
EvilBadman: I will absolutely fight for Shrek 1 and 2 being good.
shurtal: Welcom to Duloc, such a perfect town, here we have some rules, let us lay them down
theambivalentagender: This brings back so many memories, I was so into the Shrek franchise as a kid my dad helped me throw a Shrek themed birthday party
saucemaster5000: can we spoil more shrek now? Like, can we spoil that fiona does a matrix kick? Cause that was new and cool then??
DeM0nFiRe: Remember the Shrek American Idol cross over that was like a DVD bonus feature or something?
Seth_Erickson: rise of the guardians is one I never saw
thraximore: It was a relevant pop culture reference, twenty years ago. @DeM0nFiRe
LordZarano: Mikey's video about Shrek is pretty great actually
Seth_Erickson: @DeM0nFiRe I do and it was great
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not like a dozen other films weren't also making those references at the time also.
EvilBadman: DreamWorks - Let's have every credit sequence be a big fuckin dance party
RandomTrivia: Of all the pop culture references in Shrek, they managed to pick (mostly) the ones that have stuck to this day
thraximore: YMCA...
Pharmacistjudge: so chat, I missed it...did Adam and ben beat wesker or run away for 7 minutes?
Dmc3628: i still call my aristocrats deck Some of you may Die as homage to Farquad
Seth_Erickson: I think they ran for the 7 minutes
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Pharmacistjudge - Run away, and then "save" Jill.
Tangsm: We're taking a break while Adam processes his newfound knowledge of Shrek.
DeM0nFiRe: It was basically run away I think and then they had to yank a thing out of jill
Gildan_Bladeborn: Eventually.
EvilBadman: @pharmacistjudge We removed tiddy spider
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LordZarano: Well, all of Mikey's videos are great, and one of them is about Shrek
cuttlefishman: shrek
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the thing about Shrek's pop culture references is that they all largely still have a place in the plot of the movie and are more than just "remember Thing?"
hexy_lexy: mic 5!
Gildan_Bladeborn: After shooting her to death a number of times, and beating her with the zap zap club a number of other times.
kumatsu: Ben no! DMCA!
niccus: that's a nice song, did you write it yourself
cuttlefishman: but do you love shrek
InquisitorGaia: Ben we can hear you
Stormthius: SeemsGood
patrick_stonecrusher: TOS
until_may: Okay, now Shrek 2
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
wynternyghtynggale: we will always love you ben
BusTed: :)
hexy_lexy: LUL
gamercat88: Shoey strikes again!
Masslost: thats a highlight real moment for sure
jmhodges: lmao
fastlane250: LUL
Rentok: That was great!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: LUL
NanoDelta: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: LUL
YeetTheRich_: there goes adam bullying again Kappa
electra310: lolol
monakai: The Prestiege!
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: He's been outed
jmhodges: I absolutely thought that was intentional
Rentok: Beautiful.
hesterbyrde: Ben, you're a theatre kid. Of course you sing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pay no attention to the man singing behind the curtain!
MrTheWalrus: what
theneatestburrito: FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Do you just sing that to your dog, Ben? Is that how you spend breaks?
ButButTheJesus: dammit i missed something
Ritaspirithntr: I will say though, Shrek 2’s rendition of “I need a Hero” is a f’ing banger!
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Haroldholmes25: twitch chat I need a clip
ButButTheJesus: me too
Nigouki: wait what did i miss
Tripleyew: We... we always knew it deep down, Ben. All you did was confirm it for us.
Juliamon: Ritaspirithntr It's better than the original imo
BusTed: Truman
electra310: Harry Truman
until_may: truman
xantos69: yep
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Tangsm: Harry Truman.
vandristine: what
MyBuddySuperfly: Are you ok
Talin06: no
YeetTheRich_: what
saucemaster5000: Another era reference for Ben "That was the the most beauiful thing I've ever seen."
EvilBadman: Wat
cuttlefishman: no
TheInnsanity: what
hesterbyrde: No but someone should now.
thraximore: hahaha
until_may: No adam we dont
electra310: I don't believe so
ButButTheJesus: WE DO NOW
BusTed: We could now.
Dog_of_Myth: No and wut
yarnanimal: wut
ArdCollider: you just did?
ChippTunes: Harry Potus
ArdCollider: maybe?
MrTheWalrus: I mean I will now
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Ritaspirithntr: @juliamon ikr!
kumatsu: Not bey the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
Seth_Erickson: I don't really talk about Harry Truman tbh
YeetTheRich_: good joke streamer wheelerJoke
until_may: and thats what adam does during break
lirazel64: The POTUS thing is recent.
ChippTunes: Never a better time to start
DeM0nFiRe: Harry Potus and the Chamber of Secret Service
Seth_Erickson: doesn't really come up very often
EvilBadman: Oh. POTUS. POH-TUS
raulghoulia: yea you did
theneatestburrito: Yer a wizard, Harry Potus!
TheInnsanity: good joke, streamer
Tripleyew: Make him sing to join the game, from now on.
ButButTheJesus: i liked it!
Gobukiller: I mean I don't wanna be that guy, but POTUS is pronounced "poe tuss"
NarishmaReborn: harry potus and the goblet of nuclear fire
yarnanimal: joe pottus
TeamDarkBeginning: Harry Potus and the Bomb of Nuclear Fire
ICitizenErasedI: australia had a PM named harold who disappeared
electra310: I think most people use a long O for POTUS
circusofkirkus: well Shrek > Harry Potter
ashesandmochi: god i wish that were me
DeM0nFiRe: WHAT YOU NE-- just kidding
Seth_Erickson: Harry Potter is only fine
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's usually more emphasis on the "oh" sound in that acronym, is all.
thraximore: and the chat goes wild
niccus: there's never been a better time to never start watching harry potter
Catcard: shrek > harry potter imo
Nightecho06: Harry Potter is about a ring
MegaDosX: @ICitizenErasedI And we named a swimming pool after him
hexy_lexy: to be fair, harry potter sucks
archon458: Because shrek is actually good
Pharmacistjudge: You know far more about Shrek than harry potter.
Dmc3628: that one is less Controversial
saucemaster5000: We'll put that joke on the fridge adam.
monakai: That we know of!
TheInnsanity: who DID write shrek?
bv310: Eh, I think the window on Harry Potter has kind of closed
Nightecho06: and a cup
YeetTheRich_: shrek holds up better without the nostalgia tbh
ICitizenErasedI: @MegaDosX classic australian humour
dumbo3k: yeah, its usually po-tus instead of pot-us
until_may: Sorry nah Harry Potter is fire
NarishmaReborn: we didn't know she was a terf when we got into though
OmnipotentTrevor: Harry Potter is about wizards. What else is there to know?
StreetRach: It's okay, Adam. I haven't seen Star Wars, so no room to judge. :D
MyBuddySuperfly: Does Harry Potter know anything about Shrek, tho?
RandomTrivia: Harry Potter is a tragedy. Written by a garbage human, but a fantastic demonstration of self-contained worldbuilding excellence
Jennie_Fuchsia: I would 200% recommend Adam watch HP with the Wizard People Dear Reader audio (like rifftrax)
kat2kool: Well Potter’s been canceled now so
codatski: Look if you like dumb crap you would probably enjoy Shrek
CraziestOwl: You didn’t miss much with Harry Potter
LurkingLuusi: there are less movies so Shrek has that going for it
kumatsu: OK Adam, time to make a podcast about watching the entire Shrek extended universe
TeamDarkBeginning: @theinnsanity William Steig wrote the original book
RandomTrivia: HP is one of those works of art that I will happily detach from the person who created it.
TheInnsanity: THERE'S A BOOK?
theambivalentagender: I still love HP and eagerly await the day when it become public domain
Dmc3628: I'd actually want Adam watches Dreamworks podcast
MegaDosX: Harry Potter is about wizards and annoying children/teenagers and a dark wizard and The Power of Love
Seth_Erickson: the only thing Adam knows about Harry Potter is Cedric Diggleweed
theambivalentagender: Oh yeah there's a shrek book
patrick_stonecrusher: watch the "gentle reader" dub of Harry Potter first
theambivalentagender: There was a book first
BusTed: Tobias!
until_may: can we do a stream where its just adam reacting to shrek?
shendaras: Who even are you paying?
MegaDosX: Good lord the reference
dougma: dang ben
shendaras: Is there a merchant on this tanker ship?
raulghoulia: flawless australian
EvilBadman: @theambivalentagender We'll be dead before HP enters public domain
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Gobukiller: The creator of Shrek was born in 1907, so I'm guessing if he knew what it was, he'd have been a terf...
agrulguy21: pffft who needs to go to hogwarts, send me to the land of far far away
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Seth_Erickson - he also knows the name of the wrestling move that Seth Rollins used to do.
theambivalentagender: @EvilBadman Maybe you'll be dead, I intend to live to see the day out of spite
Jennie_Fuchsia: Wizard People Dear Reader is HP Equivalent of if Adam tried to narrate Shrek as Shooey with the amount of info he had about Shrek without ever watching it
shurtal: playin' knifey spoony in here?
Seth_Erickson: fair enough Gildan_Bladeborn
MyBuddySuperfly: thank you, stranger
EvilBadman: @theambivalentagender Oh I will live forever or die trying.
MegaDosX: The only thing I don't like about that Simpsons episode is it makes everyone get the "that's not a knife" line wrong when they quote it
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure that won't turn into a flesh golem.
saucemaster5000: do you have to beat this game though?
MyBuddySuperfly: goddamit, game
patrick_stonecrusher: @jennie_fuchsia thanks for knowing what l'm talking about. ;)
Makrosian_Tae: About to get GOOEY in here!
Bachus98: demon summoning
ChippTunes: Does Excella have a sister named Powerpointia
EvilBadman: Me and the boys when the vaccine hits
hesterbyrde: And Wordia
until_may: I heard him say acne
electra310: A world of sensible tennis shoes
MyBuddySuperfly: who is albert
Gildan_Bladeborn: How else could it turn into a giant Myr Battlesphere of bodies if you didn't have a pile initially?
Nightecho06: Jokes on you, I'm not wearing a watch
dougma: who writes this arbage?
Seth_Erickson: Chris you don't have Watch Kappa
yarnanimal: only slightly over-animated tiddy jiggle
shurtal: gotta get that biomass from somewhere, this aint re6, where you can just make mass outta nothing
ashesandmochi: it's the Power Level Establishing pile of bodies
Gildan_Bladeborn: It will be full of... giant monsters, that punch stuff.
theambivalentagender: Chris is what happens when you form a man entirely out of boxes
NanoDelta: Remarkable restraint @yarnanimal
thraximore: You could say they'll be... dead by daylight?
saucemaster5000: his new world is shakily sketched picture of a rainbow
Dmc3628: cutscene logic
Makrosian_Tae: Because the plot demands it
notthepenguins: drama
MegaDosX: Because plot
dumbo3k: gotta make it dramatic
until_may: because shes pretty
ashesandmochi: so many camera angles
gamercat88: had to get the boob phyics in the game
Talin06: she has a name
jetpixi: Oh fun
ICitizenErasedI: body soup
LordZarano: @Gobukiller The only real link between the original Shrek books and the movie is the character's appearance
jonasjonIV: omni-boros!
MyBuddySuperfly: run?
DeM0nFiRe: It's Megazord!
GhostValv: gameplay :)
until_may: yes?
BusTed: It's so gooey.
DiscordianTokkan: A Zombie Voltron!
MyBuddySuperfly: BEN
jetpixi: reminds me of a menacing ruin
Gildan_Bladeborn: Was somebody keeping a running tally of all the gratuitous T&A shots this game was making?
NotCainNorAbel: why would 'she' be fighting you?
Randoplh: zombie hentai?
Seth_Erickson: it's got strong Venom goo vibes
MegaDosX: Also I love that it sprayed that ichor everywhere, enough to make droplets appear, and yet none of it hit either of the main characters
YeetTheRich_: we dark souls 3 now
Bachus98: Is that aan Hentai protagonist?
wynternyghtynggale: its the thing from that hit movie Evolution
Rhynerd: How did all those drops of ichor miss Chris and Sheva?
thraximore: annnnnd now we look for the glowing weak spots
thraximore: beat me to it Ben
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
until_may: welp
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: welcome to QTE hell
monakai: Take 2!
jonasjonIV: that was quick
ashesandmochi: like that one dark souls 3 enemy
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheInnsanity: honestly, this is better than the tiny chip thing
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
beckett_brass: I missed it. What happened?
Robot_Bones: Glorbs
MegaDosX: Ah, quick time events, everyone's favourite mechanic
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown wheelerY FBtouchdown
InquisitorGaia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, first you have a thrilling round of "press X not to die instantly".
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Quick times!
Talin06: hey at least it did not just magic its mass
GhostValv: gameplay :)
MegaDosX: This game's like DBZA Piccolo sometimes. "Dodge!"
quillilian: really getting mileage out of that dive animation
Wiscosota: Gaaaame play
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nightecho06: you see children only with the power of reading could I be defeated
BusTed: awkward load
wynternyghtynggale: bring in the jet ski
monakai: Doors, its one weakness
RandomTrivia: Every time it fades to black I wonder "Does the game just end here?"
OmnipotentTrevor: She has a name Chris
Makrosian_Tae: Ew, the gooey walls are not my favorite
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was kind of awkward and anticlimactic way to transition into the inside.
OmnipotentTrevor: Just because she's tentacles now doesn't mean you have to be rude
until_may: See Adam, that was a harry potter reference
GhostValv: sekiro
akmorris13: So like where's Jill during all this
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not the games fault that you haven't been developing your psychic powers to see into the future, and thus press its button prompts successfully, before it gives them to you Ben. Kappa
frank_the_great: Double tap
MegaDosX: @akmorris13 On a jetski getting out of here
thraximore: I do notice that
Makrosian_Tae: "Do you think our weapons can hurt that this?" I dunno, but the game sure does!
akmorris13: @MegaDosX LMAOOOOO
vandristine: how would that thing smell you think
kumatsu: I'm so ready for the jet ski cutscene
thraximore: not good
MegaDosX: Game pls.
frank_the_great: Casual grail
Pharmacistjudge: So Adam...do you know Chris's level 3 super in MvC3 or MvCi
LordZarano: @Gobukiller Also, you really think some guy born in 1901 would be a radical feminist?
hesterbyrde: That's his bong.
Pharmacistjudge: that's the level 1 super
thraximore: @LordZarano it's always theoretically possible, knowing nothing of them. moot point though I suppose
vandristine: Sir
hesterbyrde: oh my god Adam XD
frank_the_great: THIS is why I'm afraid to open up
Mysticman89: I bet chris likes triskets
until_may: wow that dude really...opened up. Therapy slam!
gamercat88: take it to the house, take it to the house
until_may: priorities
Gobukiller: @LordZarano It's more plausible than him supporting trans rights, but mainly I just meant that he probably wasn't very woke
RandomTrivia: "Please enjoy your trip through this door"
Seth_Erickson: I love Hitchhiker's Guide
Gildan_Bladeborn: I thought all of your doors would require the hexagonal key, and two full rotations of the jade tiger, in your hypothetical house Adam.
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kumatsu: they woosh open, but only if you solve the tiger eye gem puzzle
Seth_Erickson: Resident Evil 7 also had a really big Tanker
LordZarano: @Gobukiller fair enough
Gildan_Bladeborn: It also looks like the tanker in RE:7.
Haroldholmes25: man of medamn
EvilBadman: End of Res Evil 7 too
Lithobraker: "scary"
frank_the_great: I see it, too bright though
Rhynerd: Whoa black betty, Man Medan.
BusTed: Yeah, the very end.
Tripleyew: “Doors like this”? You randomly have to hit X as you walk through them or you get knocked down?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, in the swamp.
hesterbyrde: At the end
Seth_Erickson: at the end Big Ship
wargodmogis: Can't belive RE5 copied man of medan
Haroldholmes25: they just really like ships and docks apparently
akmorris13: you play as the wife
Stratavarius: At the end
monakai: The metal place not the house
ButterBall000: There's only one tanker design
OmnipotentTrevor: Just after the one choice
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's right after a flashback section where you play as Ethan's girlfriend/wife/whatever she is to him.
akmorris13: you find the girl on the ship and the wife's backstory
EvilBadman: This is like Titanic: The Movie: The Game
hesterbyrde: God the southern accents in that game made me so angry. XD They all sounded like they were from all over the south and NONE of them sounded like they were from the Louisiana swamp
BusTed: How can I hold all this ammo?
matthaus_c: oh noooo, it's Snadam
kumatsu: there was rifle that I think Ben never got
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: OH LAWD SHE COMIN
thraximore: and theeeeeeere's the orbs
RandomTrivia: Wait, it isn't Horror genre-staple Universal Ammo? lrrBEEJ
lithopseffect: i've seen this movie before
BusTed: is this a hollow knight boss
Avizonarix: let's gooooo
Seth_Erickson: Resident Evil jus can't resist the big glowing orbs
dumbo3k: why does the big monster always have glowy weakpoints, and why does it always point those bits towards you?
Lithobraker: Tankers are like rockets, form follows function so much that the meta tends to converge...
blip2004: this fight has the best weapon
matthaus_c: polyps
Stormthius: shoot 'em in the balls!
Avizonarix: chris' biceps is bigger than my face
EvilBadman: Oh no, their Sunny D dispensers!
thraximore: they got hops
taareek1976: Heeey....who's running the spot lights?
thraximore: the director, obv
Seth_Erickson: it really seems like a detriment to the virus design you'd think they'd code it out or something
Gaytanic_Panic: Ulasht the Hate Seed? In MY RE%?
Lithobraker: taareek1976 the orchestra
RandomTrivia: @taareek1976 Good question. Next question
fcloud: @Avizonarix dont feel bad, theyre bigger than chris's face too
kumatsu: many sludge, left side
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just don't get feared into the whelps.
TacitusVigil: Today on "Tough as Nails": Adam kills ads!
ButButTheJesus: adam, our real hero
Himyul: many ads, left side! Handle it!
lithopseffect: how does the weird tentacle orb monster know it's supposed to fight you guys?
Mysticman89: 4? but what about the rule of 3?
Mashamino: music went kinda Star Warsy
beckett_brass: @lithopseffect Very carefully
Tripleyew: Adam “The Dirty Work” Savidan
matthaus_c: be prepared to fight the Ever-Multiplying Phallus!
Micsig: working hard on the ammo fields
circusofkirkus: you mean BETTER ben
akmorris13: oh god i hate worms
RandomTrivia: I dunno, I think Danny Elfman's writing would make any horror game feel less stressful
xantos69: You should be so lucky to always listen to John Williams!
thraximore: Ben and Adam's point-and-click adventure
dumbo3k: this feels like an awkwardly long cutscene where nothing really happens
Gildan_Bladeborn: See Ben, you SAY that, but then that "could" mean it's just the Simpsons theme, on a loop. Kappa
Wiscosota: Creepy carnival game-ass boss
lithopseffect: does it have worms for blood?
hesterbyrde: It's the Resident Evil patented Wall-of-Flesh fight
Tangsm: Maybe it's the lack of quick time button mashing.
Mr_Horrible: Adam like "this is just Kitava, and I am unimpressed"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also multiple herbs.
RandomTrivia: Wow that passage was lifted directly from Attack of the Clones
Gildan_Bladeborn: In your defense, your grenades go REAL slow.
Boon_33: action, exitement, see the world!
Rhynerd: I wonder what the dropoff for those grenades are. Is that missed shot gonna land in the ocean?
thraximore: It'll land in the subocean
TacitusVigil: How many shotgun mags does Ben have?
Makrosian_Tae: Adma, can you GIVE Ben your handgun?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You could pick up the herbs and make healing items maybe?
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd Knowing RE, they'll likely just keep going until they hit the ISS.
matthaus_c: it just thrusted twice and rolled a 17 both times
lithopseffect: now it'll have 4 more heads
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fill this man with 11 secret herbs and spices
CaptainSpam: A creature made from mutated boxes of ammo, hence why it keeps leaking them as the fight goes on.
thraximore: This music really does sound like the Star Wars prequels OST
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait is that part of the virus that it fills your body with ammo and herbs?
Boon_33: stage 17, boss still refuses to concede, continues to drop us medicine and ammo.
ICitizenErasedI: this game is all about popping big pimples
Mashamino: could always hand Ben one of your guns/ammo, if needed
TheMerricat: just remember Chad all this biomass came from that small pile of dead bodies
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how matter works.
TheMerricat: chat even
Gildan_Bladeborn: It just gets larger and larger and larger, from nowhere.
ladylinzington: SMALL pile?
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #2921: "The food ran out. You gotta eat lead." —Alex [2016-07-07]
beckett_brass: @ladylinzington Certainly smaller than this thing!
thehokeypokey: did the arena weapon not show up for some reason?
RandomTrivia: This is what you get when you tell your composer to write "something that sounds like a space battle from Star Wars"
Makrosian_Tae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
Lithobraker: Gildan_Bladeborn that's how we can survive getting slapped by massive tentacles, they're actually 99% air
frank_the_great: I desperately wish all video games had a health bar option. That way I feel like I'm progressing when hitting a bullet sponge, y'know?
TacitusVigil: ^
until_may: dicks out for Ammo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pretty sure some of the things scattered around you are ammo.
beckett_brass: @frank_the_great But then that ruins the feel of the game :) .
TacitusVigil: Non-sarcastic question for Adam and Ben: Do they consider this boss fight fun?
thehokeypokey: There is a mechanic they are missing here, if I remember right
Makrosian_Tae: Healers adjust!
ButButTheJesus: @until_may again
Boon_33: more dots!
aClonedPickle: oh they foun dit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hesterbyrde: WTFFF
Rynehawk: WELP
blip2004: @thehokeypokey there is a special weapon that they just found
Juliamon: They got there
YeetTheRich_: duh
Rynehawk: GOOD GAME
RandomTrivia: LUL as he *ZOOP* to the control panel
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: lrrGOAT
Lithobraker: do we just live here now? Is our life just fighting this sisyphean monster?
CaptainSpam: GAMEPLAY
RandomTrivia: brb grabbing that GIF
lithopseffect: it's always keys
Rentok: Wow
itira: hey everyone
beckett_brass: @Lithobraker I don't know what you're talking about. I've always lived fighting this thing :) .
Makrosian_Tae: It's pretty stupid @Gildan_Bladeborn
beckett_brass: @itira Hello. Welcome to a ton of tentacles.
jetpixi: Hi @itira!
Pharmacistjudge: it's not the rocket launcher...
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
TheInnsanity: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: Darn, it won't gif very well after all lrrAWW
BusTed: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
Rentok: Who needs bullets?
itira: Hey @jetpixi !
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: Link the cannon...BRING THE PAIN
Tangsm: It's that easy
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: Wait, was the rocket launcher required?
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
wynternyghtynggale: bring out the jetski!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown seabatHITBOX seabatBRAIN
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: benginDab benginDab benginDab
bv310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thehokeypokey: orbital laser
BloodnBullets: was that a railgun?
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: orbital laser
Dmc3628: Lincoln Javelin bring the pain
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
Mednato: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: orbital laser
blip2004: it was a low orbit laser
Rynehawk: SASS
MyBuddySuperfly: SSAS
jetpixi: Hot air balloon?!?!
Pharmacistjudge: It's the Satellite Lazer, like from Chris's level 3 super.
kdefinition: laser satellite designator?
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarishmaReborn: don't do drugs kids
patrick_stonecrusher: FootGoal Kreygasm FootGoal Kreygasm FootGoal
EvilBadman: You space lasered it
jonasjonIV: cool ga,e!
RandomTrivia: Laser Stuff Destroyer? Kappa
ashesandmochi: bullet spongeeee
Faulpyr: Jet Ski time?
Cunobelenos: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure there won't be any more bosses.
Tripleyew: Drugs are bad, mmmkay
Himyul: stun rod only, coward Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember, upgrading your weapon's capacity reloads it.
cloud_nein_: lrrADAMlrrADAM
Pharmacistjudge: @Tripleyew disagree. pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
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lithopseffect: as opposed to the Roosevelt Javelin
BusTed: Maybe Jill will swing by to toss you a rocket launcher.
jetpixi: seabatBRAIN lrrHEART seabatBRAIN benginHeart lrrHEART seabatBRAIN
Mashamino: nice
NDCazzy: did we find the jetski yet?
Himyul: capacity? .... or Kappa -city?
beckett_brass: @Himyul I both hate and appreciate that joke.
Himyul: :D @beckett_brass
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge benginFingers
Tiber727: See, everyone was worried about Jewish space lasers. They're there to protect us from bioweapons.
frank_the_great: Jill died on the way back to her home planet
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge heh
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
itira: it me!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
jetpixi: LUL LUL LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
tergonis: good joke streamer
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
jibkat: sneky
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown
Jensling: LUL
Himyul: good joke, Streamer!
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
Rentok: Adam doesn't even get that reference though.
xantos69: Oh look a thing I have seen before!
TacitusVigil: Wait, was the evil resident Shrek all along?!?
FITorion: It's Ben...
jibkat: KNIFE TO MEET YOU
SmoreThanAFeelin: why is his mouth just open?
jonasjonIV: knife to meet you
DiscordianTokkan: tqsKnife
fastlane250: bigg nife
kumatsu: knifey spooney
Haroldholmes25: Whatcha got there Ben? A KNIFE?!
NDCazzy: knife to ...I type too slow
Natimus_Prime: knife to meet you
yarnanimal: mouth breather
NotCainNorAbel: you mean Roger?
hesterbyrde: Mouthbreather extraordinaire
jetpixi: Mouth breather
until_may: Ben you cant have knives on streeam remember? Alex taught you that
GhostValv: giga knife
Rentok: Meat to knife me.
archon458: Finally taking a STAB at comedy eh?
Mashamino: he needs extra oxygen to fuel his muscles
FITorion: correction It's Been...
patrick_stonecrusher: "l just want to cut a little 'z' on your forehead"
juneblue58: One plane.
juneblue58: XD
blip2004: omg I just remembered how this game ends
MegaDosX: It was next to the attic phone
TacitusVigil: So it's Dead Rising now?
DHAnubis: "Come on, lets go! Wait....gotta talk to Jill."
Seth_Erickson: why didn't you tell us this before we took off
itira: unlucky
Stripe_dog: We are about to reach my favorite part of this entire game.
CaptainSpam: And if his misses a dose and goes unstable, that'll be perfectly safe and not be a problem at all for us.
TacitusVigil: Ah, so it's like Bioshock.
yarnanimal: or he'll roid out
vandristine: PG67A/W?!?
MechaKuuga: Did Jill's face always look like that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shrodingers serum my dudes.
Rentok: If you give him extra juice won't that just turn him into the hulk?
TheInnsanity: chekov's serum
Rhynerd: Give Wesker an Overdose!
aClonedPickle: oh yeah baby
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial Power of Pharmacy! pharma2Vial
itira: youre going to 100% lose it before you get there
Saintnex: Ahhh chekov's serum
jonasjonIV: well. how convenient
Seth_Erickson: What Luck
Haroldholmes25: We got the maguffin ahead of time for once
juneblue58: How incredibly convenient.
Makrosian_Tae: GIVE IT A SHOT?? OMFG CHRIS
RandomTrivia: Fill this man with questionable fluid!
Night_xD: a shot
Gildan_Bladeborn: It could have been anything, but it turns out it was plot.
Gobukiller: badoom ting
Night_xD: do you get it
Seth_Erickson: lrrSACK
GhostValv: time to finish the fight :)
jonasjonIV: "let's give it a shot?" really
TeamDarkBeginning: A/W stands for Albert Wesker I hate this stupid game lol
patrick_stonecrusher: give it a shot lol
Tiber727: @Rentok It's like putting too much air in a balloon!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Could you have bought some?
aClonedPickle: you have one healing
RandomTrivia: You have a heal spray Kappa
TacitusVigil: But if it initiates a biohazard, Wesker will become the Resident Evil! Kappa
lamina5432: gernade
Rentok: The balloon gets bigger and flies away in a plane loaded with bioweapon?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
jibkat: SAVAGE
Saintnex: SOOO rude Ben
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
Orgmastron: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Wow Ben
MegaDosX: Just wow.
ButButTheJesus: wow
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Boon_33: boy I sure hope this alarm doesn't turn off till the end of the game.
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam, what happened was... you have to play this section twice now, probably.
Gildan_Bladeborn: But it will be funny.
Saintnex: The complete heel turn by Ben
PhilanthropyLich: Top 10 Anime Betrayals
ButButTheJesus: that maniacal laughing
Tangsm: Cooperative play!
wargodmogis: Trusting our friend to do the right thing, a bold choice
itira: ka-blamo!
vandristine: so is RE6 after this?
Gildan_Bladeborn: There is a good reason that friendly fire was turned off.
Lithobraker: So shoot the plane down over the ocean? or in the middle of a desert then nuke the crash site? Hell just nuke the plane in the air, I'm sure you all have some AIR-2 Genies lying around.
TacitusVigil: Because of Adam and Ben, I can only picture the healing sprays as Axe Body Spray now :D
ashesandmochi: hm the electric stick seems like a bad idea in water
aClonedPickle: if only this was Quake
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, there was a green herb there Adam!
beckett_brass: @Lithobraker I think the concern is that, even in those places, the winds will still carry the virus far enough.
jibkat: Wait, axe body spray DOESNT heal?
fcloud: if friendly fire were on and only restrained by a gentleman's agreement, who would break it first?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: This, children, is what we call karma :p
vandristine: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: By the switch you just turned on.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: nice healing adam
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Seth_Erickson: sure hope you didn't need that health Ben
Cunobelenos: benginChaos
fcloud: it's ok ben, the fire is friendly
Rhynerd: So, when does Adam kill Ben?
RandomTrivia: Ok that one definitely dodged the grenade
ButButTheJesus: holy SHIT that was good
RandomTrivia: *AWOO*
TeacherSeanTV: this is 10/10 gaming
Himyul: bork!
ashesandmochi: borf!
itira: shoulda got a cat :P
GhostValv: tqsBORK
BusTed: remy protecc
Rentok: When the going gets tough, the tought get friendly fire.
BleedingToast: katesHi hello
Makrosian_Tae: Hey toast! How're you?
beckett_brass: @BleedingToast Hello. Welcome to a crash course in stopping a virus.
BleedingToast: @makrosian_tae I’m ok, yourself?
RandomTrivia: Hey there BleedingToast!
vandristine: perfect frame
Rootpotato: lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: The iframes!
wargodmogis: Cut Scene I-frames
Nigouki: hahaha
TeacherSeanTV: NPC shooting rocket
wargodmogis: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Makrosian_Tae: @BleedingToast Doing just fine, aside from some light insomnia
Lithobraker: beckett_brass also, wait a second, what happened to all the icbms? did I miss something coming in late?
TacitusVigil: Would you like to know more?
BusTed: The only good bug, is a dead bug.
GuilKato: you need the starship troopers
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm doing my part!
Dmc3628: Novistadors? I thought we killed you last game
GuilKato: jonny rico would sort out your bug problem
beckett_brass: @Lithobraker No idea.
frank_the_great: Just saw the tweet for tonight's game, 9/10
CaptainSpam: They're giving you loot for your inevitable NG+ run?
ashesandmochi: mutant locusts huh
patrick_stonecrusher: loot's for ng+
GhostValv: for new game+
ICitizenErasedI: got to get up to get down
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray!
Makrosian_Tae: Time for ENEMY CO-OP babyyyyy
Rhynerd: There’s no chance to buy and sell stuff just before Wesker?
TeacherSeanTV: "scary" game
BleedingToast: @makrosian_tae insomnia sucks
wargodmogis: Send in the bullet sponges
jamthehero: You not worried about that stupid ohko grab those bugs do?
RobotInProgress: the mario bros lookin different
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh, now the zombie-monstrosity-things have miniguns?!
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Yep
Gildan_Bladeborn: @RandomTrivia - they had them last game too.
fcloud: they were just waiting down there on their little gunner platforms
RandomTrivia: panicBasket lrrFINE panicBasket
fcloud: for months
ashesandmochi: ohgod
Rhynerd: Revive cycle
Boon_33: knife to victory.
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MegaDosX: Time to get creative I guess, if you have no ammo
saucemaster5000: This was "horror" at the time
Saintnex: do we have treasure to sell?
Cunobelenos: Back and forth. Forever.
Mashamino: ^
fcloud: this game was never horror
Talin06: ditch the vest?
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE ENGAGE!
ButButTheJesus: "but imma dog. lets be real about this."
RandomTrivia: two minutes later: MAXIMUM OVERBORK
CaptainSpam: If Ben doesn't beat this game tonight, he doesn't get paid. Gotcha!
magical_writer: cheer50 for treats
hesterbyrde: Remy is upset about the treatment of pups in the RE series.
Pharmacistjudge: fire is super effective against bug types
jetpixi: i feel like fire is good against a lot
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dear god why is this taking so many grenages
Ba_Dum_Tish: Grenades
Gildan_Bladeborn: I feel like the designers might have "stun baton" and "kightsaber" confused a bit.
Pharmacistjudge: they have an instant kill
ashesandmochi: owwwwwwwww
Gildan_Bladeborn: *lightsaber
jetpixi: Oh no ded
Mr_Horrible: Novistadoritos DansGame
frank_the_great: Some people are just bad at hugging
Gildan_Bladeborn: Instant-kill animations on enemies = fun and engaging gameplay. Everyone knows that.
Pharmacistjudge: caution the moving walkway is ending
Gildan_Bladeborn: Certainly not the opposite of that.
Juliamon: instakills are cool and good
Saintnex: well this is miserable
Makrosian_Tae: I can't believe how precises this game demands youj to be, given how finnikey the controls are
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, like getting hit by 30% accurate Sheer Cold in a randomizer
RandomTrivia: Kappa
CyberColossus: very close to done
chaostreader: Use the shotgun? That worked the first time?
techstorm45: I think its another hour or so of gameplay iirc
TeacherSeanTV: It's not over until the jetskis go burrrrr
Seth_Erickson: I think Insta Kills are fine on enemies that can be insta killed otherwise it because it becomes a mega feel bad
Gildan_Bladeborn: Every game that does not end in a jetski sequence will now be a disappointment.
vandristine: freeze explosions, make sense
fcloud: freezplosions if you will
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like any game that doesn't end with the streamer going "No don't hit me with the credits" is disappointing now
Gildan_Bladeborn: The way they just no sell the things you're shooting them with is not particularly satisfying.
Lithobraker: he's got the jumps!
fcloud: just shrugs it off doesnt he
fcloud: not even a stagger
jetpixi: Move Chris (what!) get out the way (what!) get out the way (what!) get out the way
itira: truuuuu tho
TheAsianAvenger: How does a game suck in a good way? LUL
beckett_brass: @TheAsianAvenger Simple. It's so bad it's hilarious.
RandomTrivia: By embracing its awfulness and running with it. This is just bad.
Dmc3628: Crim you have never been for a Watch and Play
Gildan_Bladeborn: It being labeled "A" suggests there's a B, yes.
TheAsianAvenger: Tell Ben saving the world isnt as important as my Messages Kappa
TheAsianAvenger: <3
TheAsianAvenger: Ben can respond whenever!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya @TheAsianAvenger
BusTed: NotLikeThis
jetpixi: It's not just saving...it's Freedom!
Mashamino: again!
RandomTrivia: For reference see the CD-I Zelda games, or Megaman DOS. Or any Watch&Play stream :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: Point blank shotgun+punching die the trick, for some reason.
TheAsianAvenger: Adam mentioned "this game sucks in a bad way" LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: *did.
jetpixi: I love the CD-i Zelda games @RandomTrivia
itira: chriiiiis
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
Gildan_Bladeborn: @TheAsianAvenger - Adam is found of the phrase "This game SUCKS!", exclaimed loudly when something really stupid (but kind of awesome, in a terrible way) happens in the narrative.
circusofkirkus: Lets Nope Purgatory
Makrosian_Tae: There's no shame in picking this up next week and then leading straight into RE:6
Gildan_Bladeborn: *fond
RandomTrivia: @jetpixi They are a great example of games that suck in the good way
jetpixi: Yes! lol
Bloodrush192: the end of this gets really frustrating
Lithobraker: Is that like how wrestling can suck in a good way?
fcloud: no part of this game seems fun
jetpixi: and they were my intro to that world so i got the nostalgia @RandomTrivia
saucemaster5000: See "Mortal Kombat" v. "Mortal Kombat annihilation"
fcloud: entertaining to watch maybe, but not fun
Dog_of_Myth: @Lithobraker Yes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh man then the next one on the list if RE6 and that is no fun
TheAsianAvenger: Will Adam be playing Resident Evil 6? PogChamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's the plan, yes.
Dmc3628: Man Fellating Giraffe will be a time
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MegaDosX: I believe the plan is to play at least some of RE6 after this, but I think they want to jump into RE8 soon after it comes out
TheAsianAvenger: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
Seth_Erickson: @TheAsianAvenger they're planning to go re 6 into re 8 in may
RandomTrivia: @Dmc3628 EXCUSE?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good ole Man Fellating Giraffe.
Dmc3628: yeah because 6's logo
Dog_of_Myth: @TheAsianAvenger You're quite welcome. scoopsHYPE
Ba_Dum_Tish: @RandomTrivia Once you see it you cannot unsee it
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Why does the shotgun momentarily stagger him, but the grenade's explosion not even provoke so much as a flinch?
Boon_33: fires cans of shaving foam.
Lithobraker: probably designed by Cobray
Gildan_Bladeborn: The decision for that to happen was a thing that a person made.
fcloud: a PUNCH staggers him for like 1.5 sec
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
DarthRagnar815: gabyWheee
RandomTrivia: @Ba_Dum_Tish OH GOD YOU WERE RIGHT I CANNOT UNSEE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Probably multiple persons.
fcloud: but a direct hit with a grenade launcher? not a blink
Draynus: Maybe the game will rain rocket launchers at you again
jetpixi: bless you
Boon_33: Now fight... my PLANE!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @RandomTrivia - to be fair, Graham pointed that out immediately back when he played it on House of Stark some years ago.
HesGotNoPants: go to past lvls and ammo farm
Pharmacistjudge: he removed his glasses, he just got a power increase
GuilKato: is wesker going to backflip a bunch
GuilKato: ooooh
ashesandmochi: the sunglasses come off so you KNOW IT'S DANGER
GuilKato: the famous glasses scene!
MegaDosX: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
MechaKuuga: He is doing Matrix stuff again
juneblue58: Hahaha!
dougma: that is right out of the movie
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
Seth_Erickson: see this is a game sucking in a good way
hesterbyrde: God the people that made this loved the Matrix way too fucking much.
frank_the_great: It's just like the movie!
until_may: God weskers character development has never made any sense
ashesandmochi: wesker pls
juneblue58: Oh no...
Zoso_Wolf: Is this a metal gear game?
juneblue58: This is the worst motivation ever...
RandomTrivia: @Gildan_Bladeborn I've never really cared for horror games, but Ben and Adam take the edge off
GuilKato: I feel like if he shot him centre mass while he was backflipping he would probably hit him
Seth_Erickson: oh no Wesker is becoming to Anime NotLikeThis
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm going to make it a paradise!... for all the horrible monsters.
Stripe_dog: In RE4 Leon and the antagonist are quipping at each other so much its almost impossible to follow. But in RE5 the protagonists just sandbag the fuck out of almost every enemy.
MegaDosX: Pretty sure you guys had less bullets than that
Makrosian_Tae: The choreography for this fight is actually hella good!
itira: really?
Seth_Erickson: astute observation Sheva
until_may: yup, this is what made him lose it. this point right now
Makrosian_Tae: Boss fight!
jetpixi: i bet Chris will stomp on the sunglasses. if not, i will be mad.
Pharmacistjudge: boss fight!
GuilKato: I thought the only thing that could defeat him was Alice
codatski: I hate that the choreography is actually pretty sweet
Dog_of_Myth: Use Punch
Gildan_Bladeborn: Knife and punch him maybe?
Mashamino: ohhh, I forgot about this fight
itira: LUL
TheAsianAvenger: Wesker just tried to hardcore dance on Adam LUL
jetpixi: axe kick!
TheInnsanity: push X to straight?
ashesandmochi: that KICK
Tangsm: He has a nice high kick.
itira: HIIII-YAAAA
Dmc3628: the winds of madness
until_may: but i love set your goal!
itira: hahahahaa
neisan2112: Ben...
Makrosian_Tae: BEn???
hesterbyrde: PHRASING BEN
Juliamon: ben.....
gualdhar: phrasing
Dog_of_Myth: BEN!!!
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Do you wanna take that one again Ben?
ashesandmochi: BEN
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did he... lose you?
Kipstar: its a melee rocket
TheAsianAvenger: