NavelWarfare: Can't wait!
NavelWarfare: (Was also a mostly rhetorical question to a theoretically empty room, but thanks for the answer Juliamon!)
Juliamon: It wasn't a very helpful answer, but you're welcome!
NavelWarfare: Any honest help is better than no help, given or received :D
Metric_Furlong: I think 'Combat Yahtzee' is probably the most popular two-word summary of Dice Throne
Metric_Furlong: and yeah, the streams have been good
NavelWarfare: Also a term that just needs to come up more in general day to day
Metric_Furlong: agreed
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
laikagoat: fionaDuck fionaDuck
mitomanox: yay 2 min aprox <3
mitomanox: lrrCREEPL lrrHEART lrrCREEPR
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm excited for some more dice throne
NotCainNorAbel: is that a nose?
StageMgrRob: How to I find out what are valid commands?
Sunmare_Dragon: hi all
Juliamon: !help
laikagoat: fionaGoat
Reduce_Sanity: yooo
StageMgrRob: Thank you @Juliamon
IbunWest: cliffHey
MAPBoardgames: HyperLost duskth2Yeet1 duskth2Yeet2
MAPBoardgames: Dice Thrown
Metric_Furlong: StageMgrRob you have been given a gift of powerful knowledge, use it wisely
Metric_Furlong: or don't
Metric_Furlong: I'm not your parent
matthaus_c: more like dice nuts
matthaus_c: gotem benginDab
Metric_Furlong: really on a roll today
MAPBoardgames: Are we going to have to Face puns all night?
tehcrashxor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
jessieimproved: looking foward to a fun stream, currently reveling in killing the Elder on an embarrassingly high day of Valheim playthrough
MAPBoardgames: If we are, I'll have to keep my Snake Eyes open.
Reduce_Sanity: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: damn it I was just trying to think of a snake eyes pun
MAPBoardgames: Matthaus, you gotta get aboard the pun train. Hop on some Boxcars and we'll get going.
matthaus_c: I guess I'll just have to square it to bad luck
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matthaus_c: I'd cut corners but then all I'd end up with is a sphere
MAPBoardgames: That one wasn't bad. And here you were thinking that all dice puns are Craps.
Haroldholmes25: I'm curious to see what wizardry their using to play this
MrGibberish: Tabletop sim is an option, no?
matthaus_c: I think dice throne has their own software
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matthaus_c: wait, if it's Webcam Dice Throne, is this a Chair Stream
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Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they'll all have their own pieces at home, since the game doesn't really require them to swap components
matthaus_c: but what if someone casts Control Magic :p
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kusinohki: a friend of mine owns dice throne, but I've yet to be able to play the game myself. this makes me sad.
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GredGredmansson: i'm imagining a literal throne with dice in it
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kusinohki: @GredGredmansson "battle yahtzee" is the quicky discription everyone is using
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HundreydAundre: It's the last Fast, yes... Is it?
CommiePuddin: Wait, so does this mean they're together in the moonbase tonight?
matthaus_c: nope! webcam Dice Throne!
HundreydAundre: Fasting count at nine??
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CommiePuddin: shucks. S O O N
matthaus_c: tm
Mortimew: katesHype
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Didn't you know? It's actually March 411th, 2020
Juliamon: !show
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kusinohki: !players
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX *sigh* it sure is... it suuuuure is
Cunobelenos: sergeWelcome
kusinohki: *sigh*
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
MrGibberish: !advice
Cunobelenos: !fart
LRRbot: The ol' raspberry!
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EncryptedSquid: LRR HEN?
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
GredGredmansson: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEN lrrSERGE lrrKATHLEEN
Sarah_Serinde: Imagine
TheWriterAleph: AFKrossing the Streams
matthaus_c: oh we've moved up to HYPER Entertainment Network?
GredGredmansson: i'm excited now
Pantsravaganza: !advice
LRRbot: Warning: contains situations
MAPBoardgames: Something when you are away from the keyboard?
HundreydAundre: Dice-@-TRON
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BusTed: seabatBRAIN
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mowdownjoe: LUL LUL
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rangerboy87: Games away from keyboards?? It'll never catch on
kamelion84: lol
GredGredmansson: benginHi
GredGredmansson: oh wait
GredGredmansson: sergeHi
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: a compatriot of Beej? I didn't know you were also from Dawson City :p
Tiber727: I was just about to say you can't call it AFK until the pandemic's over.
Cunobelenos: benginDab
Haroldholmes25: sergeHi
circusofkirkus: so edgy
GredGredmansson: didn't know i got a gift sub to serge
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
kamelion84: rofl
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
Cunobelenos: sergeLurk
Electrodyne: Sairzh
MegaDosX: "Are you ready for a six-sided ass kicking?" - Serge, probably
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
Mr_Whyt: cool technology
Juliamon: That's not even Snerge-tier
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IbunWest: Serge is too precious for us all
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Mortimew: katesHug
Electrodyne: Hee ees Sairzhe
kusinohki: chat still loves you serge!
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matthaus_c: no pressure on you, Ben
matthaus_c: feel free to describe Mansions of Madness
red_shoes_jeff: Is this... Dice Friends?
MAPBoardgames: Battle yatzee!
matthaus_c: Dice Enemies
GredGredmansson: can't beat the classics
A_Dub888: Magic: The Yahtzeeing
kusinohki: Yahtzee the gathering??
HundreydAundre: Dice-Mies
GredGredmansson: like in person dicey dungeons maybe?
TehAmelie: the dice police is coming for you already?
MAPBoardgames: The phases are Upkeep, Draw, Main1, Combat, Main2, End.
Cunobelenos: Matzee the yahtering
kusinohki: combat points, mana, whichever...
GredGredmansson: who gave Beej a reliquary tower
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Tiber727: @GredGredmansson Like Yahtzee, but better dice combinations deal more damage and/or have better effects.
MegaDosX: In response I spin the Top
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You mainly do things in the main phase.
Sheikun07: Gasp! Ninjas!
Loonatic93: Serena, the Moon Elf.
A_Dub888: Die! Die! DIE!
rangerboy87: Since when do ninjas need thrones?
red_shoes_jeff: "Ninjas... Damn."
boyesie: oooh, dice throne, love this game
codatski: @LoadingReadyRun Nice overlay Paul. Doing the good work as always
kusinohki: I don't remember the fancy spinner
electra310: I misread the overlay and thought that Beej was playing a Mean Elf
GredGredmansson: that's just a death blossom
MAPBoardgames: GlitchLit Pyromancer 4 Eva!
red_shoes_jeff: @rangerboy87 For their THRONE STARS, of course.
Sheikun07: Well, Ben's Ninja might think Beej's Moon Elf is mean.
cartboy1234: @loadingreadyrun what are you doing step bro
Manae: Feels kinda like King of Tokyo
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Decaped: oh, i remember this game now. sweet arts.
IbunWest: Ninja toe?
MegaDosX: Ninja-to
Pantsravaganza: Will never roll death blossoms again
Diabore: ninja toe
MegaDosX: Essentially a ninja sword
red_shoes_jeff: Ninja Toe!
matthaus_c: aliens!
Kaorti: nina-to is a ninja sword, which is distinct from a katana
SpookySpaghooti: Hello friends! Who do we have on stream tonight?
matthaus_c: the aliens roll!
MegaDosX: Yeah, a katana is its own thing
SpookySpaghooti: Just Ben and Beej?
Electrodyne: They have sword toes???
Juliamon: SpookySpaghooti Kathleen and Serge too
electra310: Also Serge and Kathleen
MegaDosX: @SpookySpaghooti Also Serge and Kathleen, this is just a demonstration
MAPBoardgames: Ninjato is Japanese word meaning "not an actual sword"
SpookySpaghooti: Oh sick! Do we know who they are playing?
GredGredmansson: @MAPBoardgames Oh, like what Leonardo has
Electrodyne: Dice Throne
matthaus_c: turns out asian martial arts are as varied as european martial arts
Sheikun07: I really appreciate that Ben keeps pronouncing it differently each time.
SpookySpaghooti: Ive always been hankering to see more of the weirder classes in this game
kusinohki: chat... we're playing dice throne, not ninjato
Kaorti: It's not a Flamberge! It's an Estoc!
Sheikun07: That's a serious commitment to the bit.
JadedCynic: it's a reflect
SpookySpaghooti: Ninjago time
MAPBoardgames: Most character's defense are mostly thorns damage
GredGredmansson: huh, so ninja doesn't really "defend" its more like a counterattack
Loonatic93: The number of women who have told me that...
kusinohki: more reaction to being attacked then strictly defense
electra310: This is so confusing, but I'm comfortable that the play is still going to be very funny
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Never don't left.
JadedCynic: @Sheikun07 yeah, I was getting quite distracted
Kumakaori: oh! right! This game :D! it was delightful in the MB~
MAPBoardgames: Dumping cards for CPs
matthaus_c: REL:AXED
kalira77: like most games, it is not as confusing as it sounds when reading the rules
KeytarCat: curses, just missed the tutorial :P
GredGredmansson: yeah, i can see how more than 2 players can be nuts
PharaohBender27: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
JadedCynic: R-E-L-AXED :D
MaladyDark: everyone but beej has this camera set due to MTG. I am curious to see Beejs set up
MegaDosX: No, I /demand/ you play perfectly!\
FrozenRoseFour: Head judge Beej!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Any mistakes made are either house rules, or are from a previous version.
NarishmaReborn: the level 5 super judge has spoken
rrtycoon2: the classic: all mistakes are house rules.
matthaus_c: rules lawyers you are officially disbarred
TheMerricat: RE:LAXed? Is that the Resident Evil spin-off based in the LAX airport?
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GredGredmansson: how many "classes" are there?
MegaDosX: @TheMerricat Does it have a full complement of jetskis?
electra310: Wexler runs the security booth?
KeytarCat: Disbarred_Barrista
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW but also katesLol
MAPBoardgames: Roxley is cool people. Fact.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The participation round
MegaDosX: Kathleen ripping the bandaid off there :p
SnackPak_: the un-winners
Dog_of_Myth: @GredGredmansson More than 16
kusinohki: 2nd place winners!
GredGredmansson: @Dog_of_Myth hodang
matthaus_c: @TheMerricat RE:LAXed is just Lady Dimitrescu kicking back a margarita on the beach with Papa Baker and Nemesis
SnowBuddy18: the bronze medal game
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Sheikun07: Rooooooooooll out!
JadedCynic: "winner's bracket" and "canadians at olympics" bracket
boyesie: ive got the original season 1 set, its one of my favourite games to crack out when my partner and i have had enough of MtG
chesul: kusinohki 3rd place winners.
CommiePuddin: The Olympics calls them "classification games"
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
NavelWarfare: Is drowning in dice better/worse than being buried in dice?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @RandomTrivia !
DeM0nFiRe: I see we got nifty layouts, neat
matthaus_c: so this game kind of runs in the MTG engine :P
MegaDosX: Incidentally, I'd love to see Beej playing on an MTG stream again, after rewatching him absolutely dumpster Serge in that Canlander game
MaladyDark: I am assuming Paul is the one controlling the various camera cuts?
JadedCynic: @NavelWarfare only briefly - buried in a solid give you a few moments more air around you than immersed in a liquid :\
RandomTrivia: @NavelWarfare Drowning is worse, absolutely. It implies the plastic polyhedra went through your windpipe
PharaohBender27: @MegaDosX Please, it was a BEEJLander game katesSass
JadedCynic: lrrSACK
MegaDosX: Better to be lucky than good!
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Kaorti: check his dice!
matthaus_c: oh no, not a moxen
kusinohki: two 6s in a row. ben is clearly cheating. :P
neospark16: loaded dice
kamelion84: wow
Juliamon: RandomTrivia Or that the plastic polyhedra were liquefied.
MAPBoardgames: I've been playing the Dice Thrown Adventures (co-op dungeon crawl). You get like 10HP. 50 seems exorbitant.
Reduce_Sanity: zoeySip
MegaDosX: That was basically a Black Lotus, my god
JadedCynic: "it's free combat points, baby"
Sheikun07: Ninjas cheat when gambling
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ah, it's a lotus hotel and casino
GredGredmansson: the house of the rising sun
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon OH NO THAT'S WORSE
Dog_of_Myth: @GredGredmansson Actually, I think it is between 12-16 now. Did a bit more research
MegaDosX: Ben's playing Infect, get him!
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A_Dub888: Can't say Death Blossom without thinking of Overwatch
GredGredmansson: @Dog_of_Myth i'm looking it up, seems to be 8 per season (6+2 and 8)
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Dog_of_Myth: @GredGredmansson Nice
Reduce_Sanity: infect decks WeirdChamp
JadedCynic: can't hear 'death blossom' and not think "The Last Starfighter"
matthaus_c: oh my god I just realised the bottom overlay is slightly assymetrical to show whose turn it is. that's so good!
GredGredmansson: I GOT 3 YAHTZES
MegaDosX: lmaooo
RandomTrivia: Huh.
SnackPak_: never didn't have it
JadedCynic: oh my - an all-or-nothing attack... bold move...
JadedCynic: ahhhhhh
GredGredmansson: no looks like Ben has straights matters
matthaus_c: wow, that play was so wild
neospark16: theres the loaded die XD
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
RandomTrivia: He's popping off on turn one!
toenolla: indefensible!
kusinohki: can't quite read the play mat, but I think ben could have done something with shade shift (this move prolly better though)
MAPBoardgames: undefendable is OP
JadedCynic: double-ow.
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki that's his defense ability
matthaus_c: imagine having a Haste Unblockable 6/X on turn 1
Haroldholmes25: Does death blossom have an "or" or an "and" in the damage text?
kusinohki: @GredGredmansson oops. ty for the correction
JadedCynic: Beej's moon elf looks like they've got the mood of just taking the attack Ben's Ninja put out right now...
boyesie: @kusinohki shade shift is the defense ability of the ninja i believe, bottom right of each board is the defense
matthaus_c: show moon elf
NarishmaReborn: moon prism magic
GredGredmansson: sounds painful
GredGredmansson: ooh, status effects
MAPBoardgames: The moon elf's deal is 1-in-3 chance to avoid stuff
Electrodyne: Show feet, show toilet
matthaus_c: show feet in toilet
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c NOPE
matthaus_c: :p
DarkMorford: Show toilet feet? (Like how old-timey bathtubs had feet?)
RandomTrivia: More explodey!
MegaDosX: More explosions!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It explodes slightly more.
kusinohki: anyone recognize the rock creature on the far right?
matthaus_c: I'm at show feet. I'm at show toilet. I'm at the combination show feet show toilet
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki i looked up the different classes, that is the "treant" class
GredGredmansson: so its not a rock, its a tree!
Cavemanhar: explosive arrow 2 the michael bay story
kusinohki: neat!
MAPBoardgames: Doink! Doink!
kusinohki: love the design of the dice tray. you can unsnap it so it lies flat to fit in the box
Reduce_Sanity: Longbow!
matthaus_c: Ninja towel
Electrodyne: When does the pro wrestling version of this come out? Asking for my wife
TheMerricat: I feel like Ninja is an OP character for 1v1....
MAPBoardgames: Ben more effective on defense.
matthaus_c: wait a second... Ninja is just the HIGHWAYMAN
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat well, ben's first attack was an upgraded one
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boyesie: @TheMerricat from my experience, it really is
Getter404: Oh wow AFKrossing returns. I was hoping this would become a regular Thing.
offbeatwitch: crossing the AFK!
Koshindan: Perfectly fair.
RandomTrivia: LUL
GredGredmansson: wait, i missed it did beej gain health?
MegaDosX: This feels like a burn mirror, and those are always fast >_>
TheMerricat: @GredGredmansson so the problem here is everytime ben is hit, he does damage (can at least), without healing or other ways to mitigate that he just out DoTs the other character.
MAPBoardgames: To answer Beej's question, he can use cards to reduce retaliatory damage.
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MegaDosX: Nice to see Serge is still playing the role of judge here :p
matthaus_c: upgrade Slash to Angus Young
RandomTrivia: He can't keep getting away with this!
KeytarCat: Lotta low damage?
MegaDosX: To be fair, one of those required Ben to play a card that literally let him pick a result
Koshindan: lrrGREED
Ukon_Cairns: is it really a "death" blossom if beej can just take 2 of them and still be around to take a 3rd? mpieThink
matthaus_c: that's the Ben I know. always a gambling man
MAPBoardgames: Fate
Dog_of_Myth: Ben has mastered only one move....;p
neb_200: death blossom ALL DAY EVERYDAY doogLaugh
Dragonality: Judge, my opponent is actively gaming
matthaus_c: is Beej dead
MegaDosX: Baron von Popinoff over there
Kreiseler: *looks at dice* "how much are you at?"
TeamDarkBeginning: so does it do damage equal to the numbers on the face, or does it do damage for the number of symbols?
matthaus_c: and what is Delayed Poison, Ben?
GhostValv: Beej will remember this
Getter404: This is kind of reminding me of that Bloodstone campaign that got put on hold.
DarkMorford: @Kreiseler "How many dice in hand?" :p
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TeamDarkBeginning it seems there's damage numbers on the cards. so in this case sword does 1, ninja star does 2
kusinohki: @TeamDarkBeginning I think it's 2 dmg per shuriken and 1 dmg per sword
northos: katesLewd
matthaus_c: poison right on the D
Night_xD: i reaaly like that overlay they got going here
Dog_of_Myth: What @kusinohki said
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Night_xD thanks!
TeamDarkBeginning: huh, weird. good to know, I was confuzzled
matthaus_c: Paul is a known overlay wizard
TheMerricat: Paul is known Wizard.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Paul Wizard.
DarkMorford: And he lives on the coast... 🤔
purplegori1a: Pop off been!
GhostValv: dosh
purplegori1a: Beej
GredGredmansson: Pot of BANK
Kreiseler: 0 cp to get 2 cp...I believe beej had demonstrated a loop?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Koshindan: As a manga bookmark.
matthaus_c: the thirst of the anime box sets would certainly soak the lotus tho
NavelWarfare: I like funny!
RandomTrivia: Do the funny thing, funny man! lrrBEEJ
Getter404: Ben opens a window, a Chaos Orb flies in like a damn ninja star
control_rig: Yay funny things
MegaDosX: Always do the funny thing!
omdorastrix: Filed under "Magic" next to "Macross"
MegaDosX: WOW
control_rig: Wooooaaaaah
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Nice!
Koshindan: Extra delay
RandomTrivia: THE REVERSAL
control_rig: Gottem!
GhostValv: gottem :)
TheMerricat: 🥴
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Dragonality: I play 'No, you'
Kaorti: out-ninjad
MegaDosX: He just played an Uno reverse card!
GredGredmansson: who's poisoned NOW
BusTed: gottem
DeM0nFiRe: Beej was right, that was funny LUL
control_rig: No U
Fistacles: call an ambulance!
Reduce_Sanity: UNO REVERSE
neospark16: super transferred delay poison XD
chesul: Ben, this is why you never try your own goods. XD
Metric_Furlong: Blinding Shot 2: Blind Harder
Koshindan: Elf feet
TheMerricat: I think these dice are all rigged.
MegaDosX: Spicy
A_Dub888: Holy Moly
Kreiseler: do eeeeey
matthaus_c: no fear in this dojo
Kaorti: 1/3 chance to just do better
neospark16: go for the loss
GredGredmansson: Entangle: Lose 1 Roll Attempt
Reduce_Sanity: punk on em beej
matthaus_c: death blossom! reroll, death blossom! reroll, DEATH BLOSSOM!
control_rig: YO!
MAPBoardgames: Beware, the moon!
neospark16: nice
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: katesHype
steven_strangle: FIVE
A_Dub888: HE'S GAMING benginUroPog
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
control_rig: Actively gaming
Reduce_Sanity: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MegaDosX: That is a powerful crackback
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Beej's turning the corner
neospark16: go moon elf....mega kick LUL
GredGredmansson: 1/3 odds of failure, oof
DarkMorford: 33% whiff? Dang
control_rig: Excuse me?
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
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MegaDosX: These card names, my god
GredGredmansson: only for 1 turn though
northos: katesLewd
Dragonality: TOS
HadesLeprechaun: sounds like you roll 3, then if you dont like those 3, you can try again with 5
chesul: that sounds like you get one additional reroll that can be up to 5 dice.
matthaus_c: up to 5, even 3!
GredGredmansson: wait, but can you add dice if it is a "reroll"?
MegaDosX: I think that makes sense
steven_strangle: I think it means you get an extra reroll, which can roll up to five dice but doesn't override your maximum?
Kreiseler: Paul sounds right
TheMerricat: Each character rolls a set number of defense dice.
boyesie: one additional reroll, using the same amount of dice, maximum 5 dice to roll
matthaus_c: close but no cigar
Kreiseler: better d = worse d?
MegaDosX: I think 10 to opponent, 3 to you, plus upside, is a fair value :p
MegaDosX: Also Paul pls
Fistacles: paul pls
TheMerricat: TOS
matthaus_c: Tamiyo got those shiny soles
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW lrrPAUL
xantos69: !adult
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Koshindan: You can't point fingers Ben. You started the status effect fight.
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Favre_Studios: Paul!
lirazel64: We need feet emoji.
maxthefourth: wheelerFee wheelerT
kalira77: ah yes, ben's poison, the poison for ben, the poison made specifically for ben
Reduce_Sanity: Struck so blind by feet that Better D didnt work
CaptainSpam: "C'mon, you guys! I'm all arrows and stuff! Not just feet! You guys!"
GredGredmansson: i love a good game of Pass the Poison
InsertUserHere_: wheelerFee wheelerT
MegaDosX: Extra Delayed Poison that never actually affects anyone because it keeps getting passed around
kusinohki: a 6 yahtzee will turn everything around I'm sure (and I have no idea what the ults are here)
gravity_pike: The poison. The poison for ben, the poison chosen specifically to kill Ben. Ben's poison.
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki i have the pages in front of me:
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki Ben deals 10 damage, inflicts poison on up to 2 players, and gets a Smoke Bomb for himself
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GredGredmansson: @kusinohki Beej inflicts every status effect he has and deals 12
Alas_Babylon: If there's anything a Ben hates, it's poison. Especially Beej's poison, the symbol of his class.
chesul: GredGredmansson it looks like he can inflict both poison on the same opponenet.
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CaptainSpam: An inside straight. How unfortunate.
Kreiseler: beer's poison, the symbol of his church
GredGredmansson: @chesul ah, indeed he can, it does say max stacks are 2
MegaDosX: And the possibility of this all going away because of blindness >_>
RassilonDND: hmm you could reroll the 1 andkeep the smokescreen
MAPBoardgames: roll for the inside strait?
Kreiseler: beej's*
MegaDosX: WOW
TheMerricat: Blindness....
GredGredmansson: so the blind did nothing
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MegaDosX: How did both of them do that back to back?!?
Alas_Babylon: Blind?
MegaDosX: Blindness happens after he finishes this step
Alas_Babylon: whop whop
PharaohBender27: katesLol
GredGredmansson: oh wait I'm confusing Blind and Entangle
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I mean, games have a storied history of that :p Lhurgoyf, Thragtusk, Human
Reduce_Sanity: Blinded by the moon feet!
chaostreader: You can but not if blinded, I believe.
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Epoch_Workshop: What's the game?
darkalter2000: Ben you got 2 Ninjustu so you still have one.
MAPBoardgames: more moonelf feet
MegaDosX: if you have three feet, you should see a doctor
matthaus_c: show three feet
Loonatic93: Ben take poisom damage now?
GredGredmansson: @Loonatic93 its still his turn
MegaDosX: Was it block five or take five?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX alternatively, start an additional onlyfans for your third foot
Manae: Defend 5; take 4 isn't it?
GredGredmansson: block 5
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Don't make me get the bonking stick
rrtycoon2: does Ben take poison now?
GredGredmansson: Ben takes poison
A_Dub888: hellbent online for Ben
partsofmanny: you block 5 take 4
TheMerricat: @Epoch_Workshop This is Dice Throne -
MAPBoardgames: Ben almost got away with it.
neospark16: ben still has one ninjutsu ?
MegaDosX: Does the poison stick around?
Sheikun07: That's what happens when you suck in while holding the blowgun up to your lips.
GredGredmansson: "huh, that was weird, what was that"
GredGredmansson: @neospark16 yes he does, he can save it for later
partsofmanny: lol bens own poison
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX you didn't get it as soon as you saw me in chat? wow, I need to up my game
darkalter2000: Ben you got 2 Ninjustu so you still have one. Put it on your guy.
MegaDosX: I love how after all of that, they're still only one HP apart
TheMerricat: So we never learned what Evasive does, did we?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIGNAL
GredGredmansson: It is on his guy @darkalter2000
GredGredmansson: i thought?
Decaped: this game is very fiddly and complicated.
GredGredmansson: Ben isn't doing the same thing Beej is doing
neospark16: no, thats why i questioned
GredGredmansson: so i guess that can be a bit weird
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul: Beej had spent all his CP; he should be at 1 on the overlay.
Dergib: Did ben's attack not have poison?
LunarRai: Nope
Epoch_Workshop: The game art is so good.
GredGredmansson: @Dergib it did not, he didn't roll a 6
RassilonDND: when in doubt, go for your ultimate,
kusinohki: I think ben is keeping the tokens off screen and putting them on the ability sheet when gained, while beej is keeping all the tokens on the ability sheet...
partsofmanny: @themerricat I think it modified damage taken.
GredGredmansson: ^
GredGredmansson: Beej has only 1 CP for the overlay
djalternative: En-tangle? What about Out-tangle
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
matthaus_c: come oooon GREED oh NOOO
Sheikun07: Well, if he did get the second mask, we'd have a potential highlights reel moment
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I was sad I missed that stream live, but I was cackling when I was watching that on Youtube
MegaDosX: And you'd get there without falling in a hole!
RassilonDND: you could death blossom
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it *was* something else, I was rolling
TehAmelie: never try for the inside straight
MegaDosX: @TehAmelie Never tell Ben the odds! :p
Sheikun07: Two pair!
matthaus_c: slash at the feet
TehAmelie: that's just ancient poker wisdom
itomeshi: Go ninja, go ninja, go!
Sheikun07: Ninja Rap!
MegaDosX: Eight seems entirely reasonable damage in this game
GredGredmansson: good job stanley
djalternative: 8
djalternative: #StanleyParaboleReference
RandomTrivia: I love the terminology of "send you damage" like he's putting it in an envelope and mailing it over
matthaus_c: parabolic stan lee
partsofmanny: did beej already use his evasive?
TehAmelie: imagine playing this over mail
TheMerricat: @partsofmanny nope.
GredGredmansson: yep, looks like it says "when they take damage"
chaostreader: @partsofmanny No. the halve damage was a part of his defensive roll.
partsofmanny: ah ok
MegaDosX: Basically a fog
GredGredmansson: beej is turning this around
MegaDosX: That 10 damage and multiple status effects turn definitely put in some work for Beej
kusinohki: anyone keeping track of Ben's missed damage on greedy defense rolls?
partsofmanny: time for moon elf ultimate
TheMerricat: Ok Ben's ability to damage on defense seems less OP as the game goes on and his rolls are so savant-ish
Sarah_Serinde: That doesn't sound like something worth tracking
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djalternative: Moon Elf or Melf
SnowBuddy18: Melf the Moon Elf
GredGredmansson: 5 dice but no rerolls
kusinohki: I'm offended by that roll....
TheMerricat: Covered shot
A_Dub888: Beej "Powerful Feet" Dery
TheMerricat: Chat, how can a moon elf have five feet?
Reduce_Sanity: Lots of feet on that roll
Sheikun07: @TheMerricat Lots of Wheaties
DarkMorford: @TheMerricat Aren't they usually taller than that?
partsofmanny: @themerricat you called it
NavelWarfare: Greed!
MegaDosX: wheelerGre wheelerEed
RealGamerCow: Ben with the Adam Door Strategyu
Favre_Studios: lrrGREED
HorusFive: LEARN NOTHING! Stay the course Ben
partsofmanny: not worse this time
Sheikun07: This game of Extreme Death Yahtzee is fun to watch.
LunarRai: Ben's almost able to put out a Death's Shadow.
10of9: !findquote learning
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gizmofreak1: it doesnt say 2 x shuriken. doesnt beej only take 2
GredGredmansson: @gizmofreak1 it is per shuriken
GredGredmansson: so beej takes 4
GredGredmansson: otherwise beej's upgrade would be much worse
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
gizmofreak1: the board say "on shuriken deal 2" not "deal 2 x shuriken" for shade shift
TheMerricat: The dice have abandoned Ben. :D
Sheikun07: Might as well Ninjutsu
kusinohki: statistically likely (half the sides are swords)
GredGredmansson: @gizmofreak1 as far as I can tell "on" means "for each" in this game
djalternative: The Dice have Throne Ben out of their good graces
MegaDosX: Ooh, new overlay!
Sheikun07: 3 swords, 2 shurikens, and the 1 mask, I believe?
LunarRai: @GredGredmansson Beej's upgrade says 1 x arrow, not 1 on arrow.
kusinohki: @Sheikun07 exactly
GredGredmansson: @LunarRai and before it said 2 x arrow
MegaDosX: Beej just needs Hidetsugu's Second Rite!
kalira77: does beej get a reroll on his defense, or is that just an ability of ben's character?
Sheikun07: And Beej has 3 bows, 2 feet, and 1 moon?
GredGredmansson: so you are saying beej should still only deal 1 counter damage?
GredGredmansson: oh wait, now i see
LunarRai: @GredGredmansson It said "For every (Arrow)(Arrow), deal 1 damage"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sheikun07: Per die, I mean.
Tangsm: Isn't Beej technically kicking or stomping Ben?
matthaus_c: Beej pummelling Ben with his feet*
GredGredmansson: it is different language on each
TheMerricat: I just realized that the active player's "box" grows on the overlay.. you really are a wizard Paul :)
Sheikun07: Beej is shooting Ben with his feet.
GredGredmansson: Ben is doing too much damage, yeah
Reduce_Sanity: Beej stepping on em
gizmofreak1: @GredGredmansson no i am saying ben should only dealt 2 counter damage, not 2 per shuriken
GredGredmansson: @gizmofreak1 yeah I see that now
GredGredmansson: now that I see both abilities side by side
djalternative: Threevasive!
GredGredmansson: that's why its an upgrade ability
chaostreader: But deal no damage.
TheMerricat: _and_ entangle.
RandomTrivia: :D
Decaped: that seems like an early game ability, Ben could still almost one shot Beej on a good roll.
electra310: The warmth of coffee
RandomTrivia: sergeHeart
KaleidoscopeMind: Love and coffee
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: LU
RandomTrivia: LUL
HorusFive: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Absolutely obliterated
RassilonDND: you must deal at least 1 dmg to defend
Ritaspirithntr: OMG! This stream is both heart-warming and harsh, but i’m here for it!!
Sheikun07: lrrDARK
LunarRai: An 'attack' is an ability that deals at least 1 targetted damage.
chaostreader: It’s funny that that damage thing has come up on a LRR Dice Throne stream before.
MegaDosX: That's a vanishingly small chance of rolling your ultimate though
rrtycoon2: that's why it's an ultimate.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
neospark16: LUL
Bladinus: LUL
LunarRai: 1 in 7776 chance of just rolling an ultimate in one roll.
MegaDosX: Ben have you considered...putting the dice tray down rather than holding it? :p
matthaus_c: the bones of trees and the skins of beasts, everyone :p
RassilonDND: there is a pdf of the rulebook if you would like me to share in chat
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
partsofmanny: lol
TheMerricat: I wouldn't mind @RassilonDND
Sheikun07: lrrGREED
rrtycoon2: 4 and 5 are good.
matthaus_c: just ask Beej if he'd just concede
TheMerricat: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
GredGredmansson: 4 is also a shuriken
TheMerricat: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
Sheikun07: shwash
TheMerricat: Thanks @RassilonDND :)
matthaus_c: this ninja can't do anything!
Tangsm: Poke with sword.
RassilonDND: i've played hours of season 1 and 2 of dice throne. so if you have general questions I can try to answer. That being said I always ask before linking!
TheWriterAleph: whole team is babies!
Sheikun07: This game looks really fun, actually.
A_Dub888: The gap closeth
Sheikun07: I kinda want a copy
kusinohki: the dice said no
Dog_of_Myth: @Sheikun07 It's a fun game.
matthaus_c: oh my god, Beej is just outside of Hidetsugu's Second Rite
TheMerricat: "Why can't I roll a Yahtzee!"
Decaped: all the cool stuff happens when you YOLO every reroll
LunarRai: "Why can't I roll a Yahtzee of 6s in particular?" @TheMerricat
MegaDosX: Oh no.
MegaDosX: That laugh is ominous.
GredGredmansson: lrrBEEJ
partsofmanny: @sheikun07 it's not expensive and very high replay value.
kusinohki: ironically, a yahtzee of anything other than a 6 usually isn't anything
matthaus_c: Beej has the face of someone who just drew their third Lightning Bolt
GredGredmansson: oh so help me
djalternative: Why can't I roll a Yahtzee or Crowshaws?
neb_200: doogLaugh doogLaugh
Reduce_Sanity: Or so help meee
neospark16: Beej: no feet for you
partsofmanny: is beej about to shadow realm ben
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RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN
MegaDosX: Kathleen and Serge pls
CommiePuddin: F E E T F E E T F E E T
SnackPak_: rude feet
laikagoat: @LunarRai lrrDARK fionaLove
TheWriterAleph: d i s r e s p e c t f u l f e e t
krash912: I love this game
Cunobelenos: seabatHITBOX
matthaus_c: Beej is showing his massive Lady Dimitrescu feet to Ben's small small life total
MegaDosX: Even more evasive!
Wodar9: how evasive can beej be?
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MegaDosX: Beej is just a blur at this point
Niahlah: apparently Ben is suffering de-feet
Decaped: YES
RassilonDND: hey guys, I don't want to interrupt the flow of the game, but has the turn player been gaining one combat point at the start of their turns plus drawing their card for the turn?
GredGredmansson: @RassilonDND yes
RassilonDND: okay just checking
TheMerricat: Yep at least as often as they remember to :)
Night_xD: how many total classes are there ?
RandomTrivia: Robbie Williams is in this game? lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: @RassilonDND there is one thing we have been questioning though, and that's how much damage Ben has been doing on defense
kusinohki: @Night_xD 16 I think
Night_xD: thats a lot D:
GredGredmansson: we haven't brought it up to the players though because REL:Axed
LunarRai: Fateful Hour is now online for Ben.
code1300: Can he use evasive
Niahlah: was removed by beej
GredGredmansson: so like here, does ben rolling 2 swords on defense deal 2 damage? or only 1
Calaban161: Beej could win on the crack back
partsofmanny: @code1300 it got removed by beej
LunarRai: Ben should only do 1 damage
code1300: K
LunarRai: It's "On sword", not "Per sword"
KeytarCat: This has been a close game, huh
neospark16: remind at end of game that ninja defend is deal not times.
GredGredmansson: @LunarRai yeah that's what we saw, but they've been missing that
GredGredmansson: but beej is still winning
RassilonDND: @Night_xD I believe there are 8 classes per season, 2 seasons so far, so roughly 16 classes
partsofmanny: its fine
RomanGoro: Are they using MTG terms because it's easier or are those the actual terms used in the game?
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: A flat roll to get there is a 1/7000-something chance
GredGredmansson: @Night_xD i have the list in front of me of classes
MegaDosX: Don't know the reroll maths but it's still vanishingly small
steven_strangle: @RomanGoro Magic terms are just useful language for playing board games in general, tbh.
NavelWarfare: It's a 1 in 7776 chance, not accounting for rerolls
Niahlah: or roll a complete bust.. that can get on the highlight reel too
NotCainNorAbel: time to setup the dice, react, and edit
LunarRai: @RomanGoro They're using mtg terms for half of this. Like "Fog" and "Hellbent"
KeytarCat: what happens if he rolls a 4?
Tiber727: And then your opponent has to not have a way to change the roll.
kusinohki: 1/6^5 ??
GredGredmansson: @Night_xD Season 1 is Paladin, Monk, Ninja, Treant, Barbarian, Moon Elf, Pyromancer, and Shadow Thief
MegaDosX: You sure you don't want to delayed poison yourself Ben? :p
Cunobelenos: Remy agrees.
neospark16: 50/50 nice
Sheikun07: Ninja Vanish!
djalternative: yeah, poison yourself, Ben.
GredGredmansson: @Night_xD Season 2 is Gunslinger, Cursed Pirate, Huntress, Samurai, Tactician, Vampire Lord, Seraph, and Artificer
LunarRai: @MegaDosX He can't. He's not an opponent so he can't choose himself with that ability.
TheMerricat: And then Beej plays another transference....
MegaDosX: @LunarRai I was 100% kidding >_>
partsofmanny: please send the poison back beej
rrtycoon2: oh no....
GredGredmansson: also note that Smoke Bomb only prevents Damage, not extra effects
KeytarCat: just one more and he'll be gone in 3 turns!
KeytarCat: oh, stack limit
RassilonDND: @GredGredmansson If i understand your question, yes, ben should only be getting the effect once since it says on. Check the quick reference at the last page of the rulebook
GredGredmansson: @RassilonDND ok, can one of us let them know during break or something
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm a fan of knives.
GredGredmansson: what is this Hearthstone nonsense
GredGredmansson: Fan of Knives just rotated
KeytarCat: I think we're just supposed to leave it for now
Niahlah: Beej Beej and Beej
Favre_Studios: bolt
djalternative: We're all fans of Knives... Out
TheMerricat: So is that three evasives or one evasive to avoid?
NavelWarfare: Unless he kills Ben first
partsofmanny: I think they'll see it also might be a rules 2.x thing maybe.
MegaDosX: Good thing he has three!
rrtycoon2: so this comes down to be ejhas to defeat Ben before poison kills him.
MrGibberish: isnt this dungeon dice monsters for mtg? (in some regard)
GredGredmansson: he can use the evasive on the poison though
MegaDosX: What does he have in hand?!?
RassilonDND: who knew knife juggler was a ninja
GredGredmansson: i think
LunarRai: Yep. Evasive triggers on taking damage
TheMerricat: You can _evade_ poison?
partsofmanny: I don't think he can on poison because it is not an attack
GredGredmansson: doesn't matter, it just says "if you would take damage"
ArcOfTheConclave: pot of greed?
TheWriterAleph: !cardname pot of greed
partsofmanny: oh snap @gredgredmansson
steven_strangle: So Beej can just evade one of the poison damage triggers?
DarkMorford: Not even LRRbot knows what that does
maxthefourth: !pkmn bill
LRRbot: Bill | Trainer — Supporter | You can play only one Supporter card each turn. When you play this card, put it next to your Active Pokémon. When your turn ends, discard this card. / Draw 2 cards.
Reduce_Sanity: Beej is digging! Hes on the ropes!
MegaDosX: Question: if Beej deals lethal damage to Ben, and Ben's defensive roll sends six back at Beej, is it a tie?
kusinohki: can you discard cards for CP at any time or only at the end of turn?
Wodar9: "Fuse of that poison" A+
TheMerricat: 4 damage kils, just go for a longbow.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL the faq does say you can avoid poison damage
TheMerricat: Thanks Paul :) @LoadingReadyRun
MegaDosX: Oh wow, LRRbot has Pokemon TCG cards now? Cool!
neb_200: smoke bomb...
rrtycoon2: so this is it, one roll decides it all.
Wodar9: Nice paul!
darkalter2000: No
RassilonDND: Yes you can evade poison
RassilonDND: But you must evade each instance of poison
gravity_pike: i think you need to take damage to defend?
AG30FRU1N616: You're so evasive your metabolism burns through the poison
Kreiseler: does lrr bot have any pokemon stadium commands yet?
MegaDosX: Wow!
DeM0nFiRe: Believe in the heart of the dice
Kreiseler: there staring each other down
rrtycoon2: I mean, I guess Ben wins. too much to dodge here.
chesul: rrtycoon2 Beej definitely has a chance here.
circusofkirkus: shade shift seems super OP
tergonis: everybody dies?
GredGredmansson: oh, here it is
RassilonDND: ah beej got there. Beej is correct. On means you get it once
MegaDosX: Ben's been overdamaging the whole game :p
circusofkirkus: ah, so it's not nearly as OP
RassilonDND: Was going to mention it to paul during break
neospark16: its ok....mistakes happen
GredGredmansson: benginChaos
chesul: whoops, that's a lot of damage that Beej shouldn't have taken. XD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben can re-roll one of the Shurikens to try to get a sword.
Kreiseler: so on x is different than per x
chesul: whelp, that will be a thing for next game.
MegaDosX: There is no way you could roll back all of that damage
Niahlah: ninja's.. not very defensive
MAPBoardgames: Is this fight still going on?
MegaDosX: Yeah, it's gotten very much down to the wire here
TheMerricat: Chat, I had to answer the door, sounds like I missed something important? what was the mistake?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, all those times Ben's re-roll made it worse, it didn't really.
kusinohki: honestly, I think it's only one damage. all those "greedy rolls that got worse" were actually better
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat Ben only deals damage if he gets the symbol, and not per symbol
MegaDosX: @TheMerricat They picked up that Ben has been doing too much damage on his defensive ability
kalira77: yeah i guess the ninja is more meant to smoke screen their way out of everything 'cause they're squishy
TheMerricat: Ah. Thanks chat :)
Kreiseler: @themerricat "on x symbol" is once. not the same as "per x symbol"
GredGredmansson: Beej specifically DOES deal per symbol on his counter attack
MegaDosX: Basically Ben's been big cheats this whole game :p (also so no-one misconstrues this, /very much tongue in cheek, and I am kidding/)
DeM0nFiRe: So this really is a commander game after all, we had the 10 minute turn Kappa
Decaped: No, Beej's extra damage total is like 4 or 5.
GredGredmansson: @Decaped a lot of times been only dealt 3 i thought
MAPBoardgames: How very specific for this situation
DeM0nFiRe: Oof
Dog_of_Myth: GG
RandomTrivia: GG!
DeM0nFiRe: That was SUCH a close game
MegaDosX: GG
SmoreThanAFeelin: GG
AG30FRU1N616: GG
Night_xD: nani ?
MAPBoardgames: Great is the weapon that cuts on its own!
Cunobelenos: sergeOffByOne
maxthefourth: sergeHolyMoly
MegaDosX: I vote Beej claims the moral victory :p
chaostreader: Beej once again dies to poison.
GredGredmansson: REL:AXED everyone
red_shoes_jeff: I now have an image in my head of Beej as Vizzini.
kalira77: to be fair, it would be ben's turn to attack next anyway
Cunobelenos: GG
LunarRai: @MAPBoardgames The slow death. Unforseen. Unforgiving.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Tangsm: Ben just stabs the corpse.
RassilonDND: Rules are hard, things happen
RandomTrivia: Oh that would be amazing
GredGredmansson: Move to Swag step
chesul: GredGredmansson yes, but there have been at least two turns where Ben dealt 5 (1 sword 2 shuriken) when he should have only dealt 3.
NDCazzy: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
GredGredmansson: @chesul oh well, they're having fun
MegaDosX: lmao what
RandomTrivia: BEN
Dog_of_Myth: Still and entertaining game though
MAPBoardgames: Target: 1, Add: dead.
RassilonDND: Ben just go for the ultimate
MegaDosX: That's goddamn hilarious
ButButTheJesus: and Beej is mechanically separated
RandomTrivia: That is absolute perfection
chesul: GredGredmansson definitely, there's no way for it to be fixed, and it doesn't really matter.
DeM0nFiRe: inb4 mask
RandomTrivia: WOAH
matthaus_c: I went to the washroom and they're STILL ALIVE omg benginLol
SnowBuddy18: kind of
MegaDosX: Come on Beej, counterattack!
TheMerricat: @matthaus_c this is a redo sorta
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Dog_of_Myth: HAAHH
RandomTrivia: YEAH
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Amentur: PrideLaugh
Sheikun07: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEA!
Favre_Studios: Yeah
laikagoat: FBtouchdown
foopoiuyt: gg
NDCazzy: sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
GredGredmansson: D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL
matthaus_c: @TheMerricat oh that's amazing
chesul: TPK TPK TPK!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN benginO7
TheWriterAleph: NO ONE WINS... fatality
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: @matthaus_c I went to dinner and came back to them still fighting
MegaDosX: That means there can't be a winner's round!
maxthefourth: sergeJustRight
NavelWarfare: Who goes to winner's round?
TheMerricat: The Game of Dice Thrones, the only winning play is not to play.....
Tangsm: Alright, now clear the field of bodies for the next trial of combat.
LunarRai: The real winner is the friends we killed along the way
juzztshay: I looove this game
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames truly a fantastic game of commander
kalira77: they're both non-winners!
RassilonDND: And now we understand the eternal struggle between ninjas and elves
MegaDosX: That was outstanding
steven_strangle: DRAW, WOOOO
KeytarCat: Beej Died to poison, Ben felt weird, so they ran another turn to see if they could DOUBLE KNOCKOUT!!!!
Pantsravaganza: !updog
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saucemaster5000: no winner's round, instead they just roll one die and decide the winner based on that die.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Mutual destruction, yay!
RassilonDND: any other standing questions I missed?
GredGredmansson: because Ben turns out misread his counterattack ability
GredGredmansson: but its all fun
poolboy4hire: I love dice throne !
RassilonDND: Dice throne is really well balanced
krash912: yo be fair to Ben the rules aren't always so clear that on how the defense rolls work so easy
matthaus_c: so if we can't get all the winners and losers games today, episode 2, right? MiniK
GredGredmansson: plus beej also admitted he could have called it out earlier
Pantsravaganza: lrrKATHLEEN lrrSERGE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: REL:AXed
RassilonDND: The rules for the game are on the roxley's website if you are curious.
GredGredmansson: so multiplayer looks like it could be fun, but also way to easy to just gang up on one player
RassilonDND: And ill do my best to answer them as I see them. Its REL;Axed though so don't sweat the small stuff
RassilonDND: though, any chance we can predict the winner of the next round?
Pantsravaganza: 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Suspicious
GredGredmansson: yeah like we caught it but we never bugged the table about it
rabbitgta: this song rocks
krash912: when we play multi we play king of the throne or star formation (king is always attack highest life) star is always attack clockwise
matthaus_c: oh please let me shove all my channel points betting on kathleen :p
Juliamon: I'm getting it set up
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matthaus_c: hell yeah!
Juliamon: I'll push it live after break
matthaus_c: thanks for the work Juliamon benginHeart
DarkMorford: This remix has such an 80s glam rock vibe, I love it
RassilonDND: I still am laughing over losing 100 K channel points for betting against james
poolboy4hire: !gamble all
matthaus_c: never not all in is how I live
RassilonDND: I just assumed james would draw land in arena
Juliamon: They're easy to accrue so it's fun to go all in
RassilonDND: Yeah, and it's not like they are valuable like bitcoins
GredGredmansson: so THAT'S where all my points came from, thanks
TheMerricat: BTW for those people who don't play Magic in a Tourney setting, if you aren't getting the REL:Axed joke, I had to look it up. REL stands for "Rules Enforcement Level" at Magic Tourneys, so REL:Axed is just a joke on the fact that they aren't taking the rules super seriously :)
matthaus_c: yeah, I don't really have any attachment to them, it's just funny how often I just obliterate thousands :p
MAPBoardgames: Is there going to be a channel point prediction/bet setup? (please, please?)
matthaus_c: yw @GredGredmansson benginFingers
TheMerricat: But I still prefer the RE:LAXed joke I made earlier. :P
Juliamon: MAPBoardgames After break's done!
TehAmelie: i'm getting close to a million and i can't even bet 9_6
MAPBoardgames: Yay!
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames Got some channel points to spend? :p
GredGredmansson: they only matter if there is something that takes a lot of points to spend on, like naming a Pokemon
MAPBoardgames: @PharaohBender27 only like 300k
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames i.e. "I have so many goshdang points I want to use them for SOMETHING" FAKE EDIT: Same here
Catastrophil: @RassilonDND Ok, it wasn't just me... it sounded... suspicious
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie I thought they changed that; mods can bet now in any poll that that mod doesn't set up
MegaDosX: Road Quest music always makes me so happy
RassilonDND: @Catastrophil Good, it wasn't just me
Juliamon: GredGredmansson It's a country-laws thing
GredGredmansson: ohhhhh
MAPBoardgames: It was M.A.D.
SnackPak_: everybody dies!
TehAmelie: apparently my country has laws against gambling points
GredGredmansson: "We're both dead, hooray!"
NDCazzy: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Oh, that ended with a tie? I had to leave for dinner
Juliamon: Two minutes, GO
GredGredmansson: ooh, i just looked up the vampire lord too
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MegaDosX: Why is Kathleen not the vampire in this game? I call shenanigans.
RandomTrivia: WHAT
GredGredmansson: Serge has my vote, just hope Seraph isn't OP
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steven_strangle: 30,000 Channel Points on Kathleen let's go
mowdownjoe: Serge is on Vampire and not Kathleen? What's going on here?
Kreiseler: 25k on serge let's goooooo
djalternative: I hath cast my lot with Kathlee
Enki1256: I was gonna say. this seems strangely reversed character wise.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Niahlah: WOW
TehAmelie: 0 points on Kathleen! thanks twitch
underhill33: lrrWOW
Ritaspirithntr: Umm. I think the decks their supposed to play is reversed. XD
dougma: lrrWOW
Niahlah: shots fired
MegaDosX: I chucked half my points at Serge, he'd better not let me down :p
matthaus_c: I said I'd bet on Kathleen, but Serge was the underdog when I saw the poll so I put my points for him
MAPBoardgames: I'm feeling better about my prediction already
NavelWarfare: But Serge, my points! LUL
Fruan: Twitch will only let me wager 250 000 points on Kathleen, and I'm mad about it.
KeytarCat: I...just sank all my points into Serge KappaPride
GredGredmansson: gettem serge
MAPBoardgames: I chickened out and only bet 15% of my points
matthaus_c: high stakes game of dice throne
Ritaspirithntr: Ready. Fight!
matthaus_c: oh my gosh it's so close :O
DarkMorford: Bets are locked in!
RassilonDND: @Juliamon Thanks for the prediction!
MegaDosX: Well it's high stakes now, look at how many channel points went into this
Kreiseler: serge do you know how many fake points are riding on this?! no helping the enemy :)
Ritaspirithntr: Come on Kathleen!
albatros064: all in (to a round number, anyway) on serge
neospark16: why is there no draw option in prediction XD
matthaus_c: 51% to 49%
djalternative: Serge, what can you say to inspire confidence that the betters have made the right choice in choosing you?
GredGredmansson: whoa, Kathleen says she isn't going for her ult, but her ult has a unique status effect
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Well, now you either won't have to worry about having too many channel points, or you'll be RICH, RICH I TELLS YA in channel points
Juliamon: neospark16 Because it's a binary result, not a poll
matthaus_c: a draw is free points for everyone :p @neospark16
MegaDosX: *Bobby Roode intensifies*
Kreiseler: SEVEN damage? Judge!
Ritaspirithntr: @neospark16 a draw means the predicition can be cancelled. (Ideally) by the mods
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 and what am I doing with them anyway LUL
RassilonDND: This is clearly a battle between team chaos and team order. But who knew Kathleen would be for order and Serge would be for chaos
Juliamon: (Also, yes I would cancel it if there was a draw)
matthaus_c: what if a draw means we all lose
NDCazzy: how were the characters chosen?
MAPBoardgames: !card seraph
LRRbot: Seraph [6W] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature dealt damage by Seraph this turn dies, put that card onto the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step. Sacrifice the creature when you lose control of Seraph.
RandomTrivia: Ok that Seraph art is RAD
MegaDosX: I mean, that's as good a way to pick a character as any
GredGredmansson: whoa, Kathleen's character has FOUR symbols on their dice
Plunderwondr: Ooh this is a neat setup
NDCazzy: got it... art style
TehAmelie: i can make a prediction but still only bet 0 points. it's amazing. in a game for pretend points, i get to play pretend
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matthaus_c: but can you get flying *and* horsemanship
Ritaspirithntr: !card Vampire Lord
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sorin, Vampire Lord; Vampire Warlord
DeM0nFiRe: IIRC seraph is who Paul played in the dice throne adventure AFK and survived way longer than he should have with flight lol
Phailhammer: Kathleen chose a Serif? I see Graham's influence is present. lrrBEEJ
lirazel64: >_> ... an angel. Right.
MegaDosX: !card angel of grace
LRRbot: Angel of Grace [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/4] | Flash / Flying / When Angel of Grace enters the battlefield, until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead. / {4}{W}{W}, Exile Angel of Grace from your graveyard: Your life total becomes 10.
djalternative: Wholey Presents
matthaus_c: !card olivia voldaren
MAPBoardgames: !card sengir vampire
MegaDosX: Guys, the card reader's got a refractory period, give him time :p
TheMerricat: Are all the characters women in Dice Throne? The Ninja and Moon Elf were female too... that's interesting.
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat Nope.
matthaus_c: !card marchesa black rose
LRRbot: Marchesa, the Black Rose [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Dethrone / Other creatures you control have dethrone. / Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat nope, coincidence
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I think it is about 50/50
Dog_of_Myth: There is a tree
Plunderwondr: ah the true representation I needed
MegaDosX: Openly bleeding around a vampire seems dangerous
LoadingReadyRun: all the heroes:
matthaus_c: turn 1 dome for 50?
Kreiseler: let's go se-rge *clap clap clapclapclap*
MegaDosX: Oh this was Ben's first turn
circusofkirkus: deja vu?
matthaus_c: oh no, how do we know who sent this message! @LoadingReadyRun
Plunderwondr: I dont know why I didnt realize the tree would be a treant and not a completly normal tree
MegaDosX: Bwuh
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
NDCazzy: ok going to GP vegas when it happens again if Serge will be there
NotCainNorAbel: lrrGREED sergeHolyMoly
damn_i_am_pretty: the blood rich get blood richer
matthaus_c: Baroness von Popinoffess
MegaDosX: That seems strong
TheMerricat: holy cow so many heros in this game, are they all in the base game or do you have to 'dlc' them in?
PharaohBender27 waits for this early success to somehow backfire on lrrSERGE
MegaDosX: Holy butts
DeM0nFiRe: To bad Serge wont hit any of those abilities going for ult Kappa
matthaus_c: Serge Yager off with a strong line
Darth_Litigious: I'm starting to regret betting on Kathleen.
kusinohki: @TheMerricat 8 per season, currently 2 seasons
rrtycoon2: Serve upgrades many things...but will he still go all in on the Ultimate?
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat well, Season 1 originally had 6 heroes but was "rereleased" with 2 extras
GredGredmansson: and Season 2 has a full 8
NDCazzy: sergeHubris incoming
Plunderwondr: Looks like theres miniatures you can buy of sets of each season of chars
TheMerricat: "Nice" :) thanks chat!
MegaDosX: Hemmorhage though
MegaDosX: Hemorrhage rather
GredGredmansson: Hemorrage
GredGredmansson: from the upgrade
matthaus_c: 3 blood blagonblall
obijam_: claclaw
MAPBoardgames: !card hemorrhage
LRRbot: Did you mean: Reality Hemorrhage; Thought Hemorrhage
GredGredmansson: Seraph has 4 unique symbols instead of 3, that's cool
krash912: bleed triggers separate rolls
MegaDosX: Move to Kathleen phase
Pantsravaganza: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
MegaDosX: Oh, it's a dot. Neat.
GredGredmansson: I think Kathleen gets to roll a dice for each bleed?
repgam: whats the game?
circusofkirkus: check the faq?
Manae: This seems like a roll twice
krash912: 1 per bleed per token
GredGredmansson: check the faq
Scooter_Squad: lrrFINE
dpj2009: wheelerGre wheelerEed
GredGredmansson: "remove the token" not "remove all tokens"
RassilonDND: Just to point out, i believe kathleen does not defend from hemorrage because the dmg is undefendable if its red
JosephDeath: That sounds like a "per token" type of deal
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x0den: did you look on the other side of the character board (where all the tokens are)?
GredGredmansson: @x0den he did, he said it didn't say anything
matthaus_c: serge has the face of someone who knows he has a 23 turn clock
x0den: ok, thanks for responding.
krash912: also check hunter board as they also cause bleed
krash912: but the rolls for bleed are separate rolls per token
matthaus_c: Avacyn smites Olivia!
MegaDosX: So it's either lots of damage, or neat effects
MAPBoardgames: Damage or effects?
GredGredmansson: yes
MAPBoardgames: Yes
GredGredmansson: 4 damage
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh damn it IS Avacyn v. Olivia isn't it
krash912: 2x so 4 damage for smite undefendable
RassilonDND: @krash912 correct
RassilonDND: because the dmg is red
MegaDosX: Oh no, vampires hate sunlight!
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote Blinded by the light!
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
MAPBoardgames: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: *Manfred Mann intensifies*
djalternative: @MAPBoardgames "revved up like a douche in the middle of the night!"
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames SingsNote Something something like a douchebag in the middle of the night SingsNote Kappa
MegaDosX: If Serge hits his ultimate it could make things go by quicker
theo_frances: ooo what prediction did I miss?
GredGredmansson: @theo_frances who wins
theo_frances: oh lol nice
MegaDosX: *writes down "Embercleave"*
Palinkay: what game is this?
djalternative: @PharaohBender27 a great one from the list of most commly misheard lyrics
MAPBoardgames: @djalternative @PharaohBender27 I literally had no idea what that second line was. Thanks!
MegaDosX: The same devilled eg
MegaDosX: egg
steven_strangle: @Palinkay Dice Throne I think
GredGredmansson: its been happening all night though
Angreed66: same numbers too
PharaohBender27: @djalternative So what *is* the actual lyric for that anyhow? :p
MegaDosX: Sometimes dice are just rude
djalternative: @MAPBoardgames that isn't it. It's what that line is most commonly misheard as. Few people know the actual lyrics
GredGredmansson: Influence!
DarkMorford: Believe in your PRNG, Paul! ;)
MAPBoardgames: Yolo? I think a vampire proves that isn't the case.
theo_frances: I believe it's "deuce"
GredGredmansson: You also get the 3 of a kind bonus for Gouge
djalternative: @PharaohBender27 Don't know. Never looked it up. Only know that it's not correct. I'll go look
MAPBoardgames: @djalternative nope. In my mind, that second line is official now.
krash912: blinding light is just removed on 456
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL believe in Math.random()
PharaohBender27: @djalternative That's OK, I'll look because it's on me
theo_frances: iirc, the lyric is "deuce"
djalternative: It's "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
GredGredmansson: i'd say so
theo_frances: NAILED IT
krash912: yes it's before the blind light portion for rerolls
theo_frances: wait is this game 1v1?
PharaohBender27: @djalternative Huh, apparently it's a car reference - so it's literally blinded by headlights, I suppose
GredGredmansson: @theo_frances you can play it multiplayer
RassilonDND: btw, blinding light specifies the token is removed and then roll occurs. So, since serge rolled a 6, no negative effect occurs
MAPBoardgames: @theo_frances ideally. You can also play it team. There is an expansion set that makes it PvE coop
NDCazzy: "Revved up like a dice, hoping for runner runner in the night"?
theo_frances: GOTCHA
theo_frances: why was my caps on lmao
DeM0nFiRe: So far there's been a lot of dice, but no thrones
matthaus_c: Beej and Ben shared a throne
djalternative: @PharaohBender27 I did like genius noting that the second half of that line being misheard as "a nutter butter in the night"
albatros064: but there have been a lot of dice thrown
GredGredmansson: i know
NavelWarfare: @dem0nfire Do desk chairs count?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Serge has a trap card!
GredGredmansson: stoppit internet
MAPBoardgames: Does Wyrmwood Gaming make a throne? Asking for a friend with more disposable income.
kusinohki: seraph seems harder to play with 4 symbols, but swords on 3 sides, and the other 3 one side each...
PharaohBender27: @djalternative Speaking of misheard lyrics, you know the song "Gloria?" where the refrain spells G-L-O-R-I-A? My mother used to mishear that as "She's got a wall-eye, eh"
RassilonDND: Beej is correct, the best kind of correct
GredGredmansson: wait, is it 1 token or all tokens
matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 god dammit now I'm not gonna be able to unhear that
insightfulstrike: I love Serge's judge laugh, it's infectious
matthaus_c: tell your mom she ruined patti smith for me :p
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c You're welcome :D
theo_frances: or that well known U2 song, Someday Buddy Someday
GredGredmansson: we good
djalternative: @PharaohBender27 On the same subject, I do always enjoy the vid of Joseph Gordon-Levitt doing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" at Tony Danza
GredGredmansson: nobody makes me bleed my own blood
RandomTrivia: LUL
KeytarCat: I love bleeding, but as a transitive verb!
insightfulstrike: @LoadingReadyRun do not forget you can heal up to ten higher than your starting life total
fastlane250: lrrWOW
RassilonDND: @insightfulstrike I was just about to mention that
PharaohBender27: @djalternative I have not actually seen that but a) I can see that mishearing of that lyric, and b) that sounds like it was a heck of a thing
MAPBoardgames: Ben with the vampire puns right off the Bat.
matthaus_c: is Kathleen the control deck :O
NavelWarfare: So game 1 was aggro v aggro, this is control v control
PharaohBender27: DICE!
kusinohki: what about the throne portion?
MAPBoardgames: Ay-yai-yai!
matthaus_c: dice to removal!
theqooob: Dice rhymes with nice, and also are.
RandomTrivia: Who called our precious cinnamon roll Serge "four-eyes"? I'll teach them!
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Eh, thrones are awfully bougie. It's all about the dice Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Fancy Mancy!
circusofkirkus: B L O O D
matthaus_c: sangromancy, which is latin for man see blood
RandomTrivia: B L O O D
djalternative: @PharaohBender27 I believe it was during the press circuit for Don John. Also, you'll enjoy this vid on the subject
LurkingLuusi: turn 3 and serge has already gone back on his word?
Darth_Litigious: BLOOD
Sheikun07: blud?
spethycakes: B L O O D
Nigouki: BLOOD
kat2kool: BLOOD
Sethalidos: TEETH
TehAmelie: blud has been called?
matthaus_c: BLOOD benginTraitor
NightWingMistHawk: BLEETH
Fruan: Blood for the Blood Blood!
chaostreader: What does Flight do?
steven_strangle: B L O O D
Ritaspirithntr: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
rabbitgta: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR blood
kusinohki: Serge "out for blood" Yager
MAPBoardgames: LuvHearts BLOOD! bleedPurple
alger_waterlow: Blood
FenrisSchafer: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
jamesthedabbler: Blood!
RassilonDND: I mean chat has chanted teeth and vasoline or barcode, I think Blood is pretty mild for chat
RomanGoro: Definitely not a Cult
RiyakuLive: RAID
theqooob: lovely to see you guys btw, used to binge LRR videos back in the day
NavelWarfare: Blood for the blood God! Skulls for the skull throne! Milk for the khorneflakes! Chili for the khornebread! Butter for the popkhorne!
HundreydAundre: Blood would make a good half of a split card....MINE!!
matthaus_c: legit question, who is more out for blood? Serge or Snerge
GredGredmansson: @chaostreader you can roll 2 dice on either offense or defense. Rolling a 6 on offense makes it unblockable and rolling a 6 on defense prevents it
BigfootSaysHi: Hello! Small streamer raid here haha!
DarkMorford: @matthaus_c Yes
RobotInProgress: electric boogaloo?
circusofkirkus: more smite!
Sheikun07: Holy Smite II: Smite Harder
Kipstar: Holy Smite 2: Smite harder
BigfootSaysHi: This game looks sweet though!
matthaus_c: @DarkMorford that feels like the right answer
BigfootSaysHi: bigfoo37Hello bigfoo37Hello bigfoo37Hello bigfoo37Hello
10of9: Holy Smite Batman!
MAPBoardgames: Holy Smite 2: Revenge of the Smite
theqooob: Holy Smite II featuring Westley Smites
MegaDosX: Oh hey, we got raided apparently but the thing didn't pop up
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
GredGredmansson: oh hey, instant new ability
GredGredmansson: Wait Serge has to roll a test first right?
BigfootSaysHi: Yes I raided with 5 people lol! But I love LRR so it's fine!
GredGredmansson: Serge has to get a 5 or a 6
MAPBoardgames: Does the holy symbol make Serge, Cross?
PharaohBender27: @theqooob Some motherfuckers are always trying to dice uphill
circusofkirkus: GredGredmansson I think he played a card?
RandomTrivia: @BigfootSaysHi lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: @circusofkirkus oh i thought he used his mind token, never mind
QuixoticScrivener: I motion to rename the "large straight" to "big gay." You know, for inclusiveness.
circusofkirkus: no worries :)
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the raid, @BigfootSaysHi !
BigfootSaysHi: bigfoo37Heart bigfoo37Heart bigfoo37Heart bigfoo37Heart
theqooob: @PharaohBender27 are you saying I'm rolling uphill or was that a reference I didn't get?
matthaus_c: oh geez, a raid? thanks @BigfootSaysHi benginRaid
RomanGoro: QuixoticScrivener should be "Plus Size Gay"
GredGredmansson: But does Serge have Reach?
RandomTrivia: @QuixoticScrivener Surely we just rename every OTHER roll to Big Gay? :D
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PharaohBender27: @theqooob There's a famous line by Wesley Snipes in Blade that's what I said, only replace "dice" with "iceskate"
RassilonDND: You can always sell cards for more CP :)
BigfootSaysHi: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
theqooob: @PharaohBender27 gotcha, I must have forgotten that line somehow :P
steven_strangle: @PharaohBender27 Some motherfuckers always trynna Diceskate uphill
matthaus_c: if 12345 is a big straight, then 66666 should surely be a big gay
GredGredmansson: I thought Orzhov had Extort, not Storm
PharaohBender27: @steven_strangle katesLol That's better than mine, I concede
MegaDosX: The vampire is definitely at least part red given how the layout looks
MAPBoardgames: You can
Graham_LRR: @BigfootSaysHi Numbers are irrelevant, thanks for the raid!
RassilonDND: Lvl 5 judge beej is correct
BigfootSaysHi: @Graham_LRR Thank you! Keep making good content!
kusinohki: gouge 3, the gougening...
GredGredmansson: thats the first 3 card we've seen
MegaDosX: He's so close!
matthaus_c: one more time SingsNote
circusofkirkus: BLUD
RassilonDND: Blood
Kreiseler: blood
unrealdoctt: blood
NotCainNorAbel: blood
theqooob: blood.
steven_strangle: BLOOD
Koshindan: Bloooood
Nigouki: BLOOD
NightWingMistHawk: blood
Chatstone: blood
Darth_Litigious: BLOOD
MegaDosX: B L O O D
RandomTrivia: *Daft Punk intensifies*
damn_i_am_pretty: not blood!
BigfootSaysHi: blood
guy_dudeman: bl;ood
matthaus_c: BLOOD benginTraitor
laikagoat: not blood
circusofkirkus: no blud
djalternative: Blood
poolboy4hire: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !
unrealdoctt: awe
kusinohki: spleen
Kreiseler: dammit chat!
GredGredmansson: BLOOD
RassilonDND: Bluud
Chatstone: aww
NonjaBiru: Teeth!
theqooob: crip
maxthefourth: wheelerGreed
djalternative: Teeth!
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
steven_strangle: Aww
spethycakes: B L O O D
GredGredmansson: benginTraitor
NotCainNorAbel: seabatNogood
MegaDosX: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
kat2kool: B L O O D
alger_waterlow: blood
yalc321: D O O L B
MAPBoardgames: Sorry, I'm on team black lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: @theqooob Here's the bit where that line comes from:
Fruan: I've seen the word blood so much that now it looks like it should be pronounced 'blue'd'
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
kusinohki: good call
jamesthedabbler: Hemmorage, I choose you!
RobotInProgress: "I choose death!"
rrtycoon2: the illusion of choice.
SmithKurosaki: Serge needs to stop rolling his rerolls into his hand. He keeps rolling hands :p
krash912: so gouge triggers if yoy get 3 1's 2's or 3's
theqooob: @PharaohBender27 thanks for that!
GredGredmansson: 41
lirazel64: 41
RassilonDND: that is incorrect. You may not defend on collateral dmg. See page 10 of the rulebook
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
RandomTrivia: Yes, Beej, well-known draft player and proponent of 41-card specials :D
GredGredmansson: which is incorrect? @RassilonDND
MAPBoardgames: I like Kathleen's tokens
SirMorek: bring back molly's bloody banana!
matthaus_c: bleedPurple
djalternative: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
unrealdoctt: BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail
niccus: 🩸 🩸 🩸
BeforeMemory: !game
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MegaDosX: So...Serge should be +2 health?
RassilonDND: @GredGredmansson what beej said
GredGredmansson: incidental damage, huh
RassilonDND: Thanks beej!
MegaDosX: Very close to a SMITE there
DarkMorford: This is why Beej is a Level 5 Superjudge
djalternative: We must SMITE Serge
matthaus_c: reroll the 1 :p
lirazel64: MercyWing1 lrrKATHLEEN MercyWing2
kusinohki: "look into my eyes..... aren't they pretty?"
MegaDosX: It's a specific ability here
MegaDosX: Glorious
GredGredmansson: this is the "Glorious"
PharaohBender27: PrideWingL lrrKATHLEEN PrideWingR
RassilonDND: The flight token really messes with me. Rightside up its an angel with wings, and upside down its a devil
matthaus_c: @RassilonDND it's really good use of negative space tbh. maybe not functionally, but the flavour is awesome
HundreydAundre: Expel. Premies, yet subtle removal.
theqooob: two bloody fists
unrealdoctt: Double the power
kusinohki: Beej "Ultimate Lv 6 Super Judge" Deary
until_may: Bet on blood?
MAPBoardgames: Everytime I think of Beej as a judge, I imagine him pulling a can of reddiwhip out from under his hat.
matthaus_c: what is this control version of Shadow
djalternative: I now want a dice board game that has a mechanic based around how fast you throw the dice. Like, I want an 89mph yahtzee
MegaDosX: @djalternative That seems unnecessarily dangerous, I love it.
theqooob: yahootzie!
HundreydAundre: Weird. Eyes! Disregard...
until_may: What bleeds for 7 days but doesnt die?
MegaDosX: b l o o d
MAPBoardgames: Man, Serge. Why'd you affect yourself with bleed?
kusinohki: @djalternative there's a "real time" co-op dice game called "escape from the temple" that's pretty much "roll dice as fast as you can"
PharaohBender27: @until_may Ink? A tree? Now I want to know the answer to this riddle
djalternative: @kusinohki that sounds like itterative speed instead of velocity
GredGredmansson: you draw 2 and discard 1
MAPBoardgames: @kusinohki I love Escape! Space Cadets Dice Duels is also real-time rolling but as a 3v3 team game.
djalternative: @MegaDosX you can throw it into a padded surface... if you're too afraid.
matthaus_c: gotem
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 You're, uh...definitely going in the wrong direction there :D
Gamerinterface: Reminds me of a comedy MTG card I saw once. "Take this card and throw it. If you find it later, repeat this effect."
atlr: 😄
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Was it meant to be a joke posing as a riddle? My bad :p
RassilonDND: I was really hoping for a new un card called Pyrite Glitterbomb.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Oh no I just mean your guesses are off haha
TehAmelie: if i learned anything from incredibly trashy romance books, it always ends with vangels
matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 I mean, it is also a joke posing as a riddle :p
RandomTrivia: LUL
Kreiseler: "its a game of inches Morty"
djalternative: I remember that one of the false answers to that riddle is a Newspaper because of the phrase "if it bleeds, it reads"
HundreydAundre: The sticker keyboards that fell off of said keyboards spell out, "IAD".
Sarah_Serinde: It' extremely common occurance
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c Fair @Sarah_Serinde Those were the first things I could think of. I'm not that good at riddles, truth be told
GredGredmansson: Fly HIGHER
RassilonDND: I imagine lvl 1 is a bird, lvl 2 is a helicopter, and lvl 3 is a spaceship rocket
Sarah_Serinde: You might even say it happens periodically
matthaus_c: Sarah omg benginLol
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde lrrWOW TIL
RandomTrivia: Sarah_Serinde lrrWOW
jamesthedabbler: Oh jeez that was so bad it was good
Kreiseler: serge plz I have so many points riding on this
matthaus_c: it's fine, Serge is playing Shadow
MegaDosX: I definitely feel like I backed the wrong horse in this race
kusinohki: I feel partly responsible for serge losing...
djalternative: One of my favorite riddles to do with people is "The Oatmeal Riddle"
SnackPak_: hell yeah we are
underhill33: hell yeah bud
Sarah_Serinde: Nope, Juliamon
PharaohBender27: I mean, now that I know the answer, it makes so much sense. After all, a coworker of mine has literally referred to that part of the menstrual cycle as "Shark Week," and I think lrrKATHLEEN has called it that on Feed Dump
matthaus_c: oh yeah, I have several thousand points on serge
xantos69: Gambling? I'm in!
RandomTrivia hurriedly hides the channel points
steven_strangle: There's like 2 million channel points in the pot, Beej
laikagoat: fionaRigged
Sarah_Serinde: Don't blame me :P
Fruan: Team K forever braven10HEX
mowdownjoe: I'm all in on Kathleen, IIRC. 128k riding on you!
RassilonDND: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Shhhhh
SmithKurosaki: Aww I missed it :(
Juliamon: In chat's defense, it was a fairly even split
HundreydAundre: Is it an Ante of some kind?
MAPBoardgames: I'm shocked! Shocked! to discover that gambling is going on here!
insightfulstrike: Seraph's damage mitigation and self heal i think is really good, I play her in DTA
Ritaspirithntr: Oh now he notices XD
MegaDosX: It's 51% to 49%, Kathleen to Serge
PharaohBender27: @mowdownjoe That "2" by your username indicates otherwise :p
Gamerinterface: THREEEEEEEE DAWG
Kreiseler: referential humor? bejamin wheeler? perish the thought
gibbousm: wheeler......
Kramburger: Wait until Beej finds out about the Let's Nope gambling fiasco
unrealdoctt: But blood... :(
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it's a Fallout 3 joke, MtG boy :p
MAPBoardgames: Go for the eyes, Boo!
djalternative: @MAPBoardgames then you really shouldn't show up to LRRMTG. It's rife with gambling
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Please say it out loud
MegaDosX: b l o o d
GredGredmansson: make up your mind, do you want blood or not Kappa
spethycakes: b L o O d
SmithKurosaki: All them hands
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @insightfulstrike do you like DTA? We played the prototype and it was super fun
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until_may: This sounds like my first time....
chesul: Serge "I've abandoned the blood" Serge a few seconds later "Blood, Blood, Blood."
BigfootSaysHi: I missed the vote, but I'm rooting for the premier mtg lands player
SmithKurosaki: Classic Serge
matthaus_c: @BigfootSaysHi but wheeler isn't on the stream
MAPBoardgames: @djalternative that was a quote from Casablanca. The next line is "your winnings, sir."
RassilonDND: I like DTA, but for some reason I just like the core game dice throne more
insightfulstrike: @LoadingReadyRun Yep, we just faced our first boss and it was a ton of fun.
Kreiseler: @bigfootsayshi wheeler isn't playing?
insightfulstrike: @LoadingReadyRun I like the upgrading deck part of opening loot as well
matthaus_c: great minds @Kreiseler
GredGredmansson: so, for the ults, in case anyone is curious:
Kreiseler: dang mobile chat and its slow typing :) @matthaus_c
djalternative: @MAPBoardgames That quote has become so divorced from that movie that I never knew it came from there. It's still on my movie list.
e_bloc: Corgo666 blooooooooood
BigfootSaysHi: you may try to convince me but Serge is forever the premier lands player in my heart.
GredGredmansson: Kathleen deals 13 damage and gains all her buffs, including her 1 per turn emblem and her resurrect power
matthaus_c: @Kreiseler it's fine! benginLol it's good to know I'm not alone here
LoadingReadyRun: In the prototype, the boss totally kicked our butts. I hope they did some things to make it a little more doable
GredGredmansson: Serge deals 10 damage, gains 2 blood power, and TUTORS A CARD.
mitomanox: I bleed, you bleed, we bleed, they bleed lrrFINE
matthaus_c: how many straights have kathleen rolled this game, dang
matthaus_c: *has
until_may: how miss the bleed ?!
GredGredmansson: serge has pretty bad defense rolls
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun @insightfulstrike My first boss layed out two PCs until my Pyromancer dropped the hammer with a 19point meteor strike.
Ballistic_Meatball: 7+6 is 13
matthaus_c: swing with a 14/14?
Kreiseler: this is the time to pull out the super awesome vamp heals
kusinohki: 15-7=8
mitomanox: you mean blood flavored kool-aid
krash912: wasn't it 7 damage?
GredGredmansson: it was 7 damage
krash912: so you should be at 8 well 7 now
Ballistic_Meatball: serge has more health, off by 2 error
insightfulstrike: @MAPBoardgames the team has one central HP, right?
MAPBoardgames: @insightfulstrike each player had 10HPs
Gamerinterface: Trying to think of a movie fight with this much blood on the floor. It's heading into dex checks each round territory to not slip.
steven_strangle: Serge subtracted 9 from his health when he took 7 damage, for some reason
insightfulstrike: BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail BloodTrail
StreetRach: 15-7=8, 8-1=7
steven_strangle: I think he just miscalculated
krash912: 15 and minus 7 damage
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damn_i_am_pretty: Serge not number correct sometimes
matthaus_c: Serge it's 8 not 7
yalc321: sergeOffByOne
GredGredmansson: we are good now
NDCazzy: 7 is a prime number!
NotCainNorAbel: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
MegaDosX: He took one from the bleed @matthaus_c
kusinohki: serge took 1 dmg from bleed
NavelWarfare: 7 after bleed
matthaus_c: he did bleed, right
GredGredmansson: @matthaus_c its 7 after the bled
Kreiseler: the HEALS!
RassilonDND: its correct now at 7
matthaus_c: Serge is at 8head
Kreiseler: its coming
matthaus_c: I'm here at 2head
GredGredmansson: MAX POWER
insightfulstrike: 4 blood
insightfulstrike: blood
until_may: somebody once told me the world was gonna bleed me?
mitomanox: blüd
RassilonDND: My father once told me, you either bleed to death or drink enough blood to become a villan?
insightfulstrike: blood for the blood god
e_bloc: get busy living and get busy bleeding
MegaDosX: Just for funsies I've just been rolling some d6s, ended up with 6-6-6-6-5 after two rerolls. So close!
djalternative: blood for the blood goat lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Oooh, sergeOffByOne
Gamerinterface: Time for your deep bleeding exercises. Bleed in, bleed out. Now hold it!
sirspate: here comes the blood (do da do do)
mitomanox: lrrSPOOP lrrHAM
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MegaDosX: I bet Kathleen ultimates next turn :p
Gamerinterface: If you smear enough blood on the wound, it goes away.
maxthefourth: but vampires love bleeding
matthaus_c: 20 turn clock!
ahryk: They just got me to buy the season 2 box set of this game
mitomanox: thank god for word play
KeytarCat: It's a game where if you aren't popping off you're prepping
gibbousm: I still feel Serge is just losing a lot on DPR compared to Kathleen
PharaohBender27: @maxthefourth *Others'* bleeding, though
maxthefourth: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
e_bloc: ah the clot thickens
GredGredmansson: clots clots clots clotsclotsclots everybodyyyyy
Gamerinterface: Season One Reloaded just released a while ago. Might still be able to get some of those too.
atlr: i have a hard time hearing Paul
mitomanox: tutus?
RandomTrivia: @GredGredmansson Turn down for what? lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Better to be lucky than good!
matthaus_c: oh no, not the thoughtseize bug!
rloden4: Hi my name is Ronnie
PharaohBender27: :kateshy_HF lrrKATHLEEN katesHype
mugulord: o/
MAPBoardgames: how did she gain flight?
gibbousm: seems weird you can still use a reroll after "locking in your rolls" and letting your opponent respond
NavelWarfare: How many times has Kathleen smote Serge this game? 5?
cryomancer20x6: This feels like Avacyn Restored the board game
PharaohBender27: Gah, that first bit was supposed to be katesHype_HF :p
GredGredmansson: Yeah I don't think she gets another flight
GredGredmansson: she didn't get 4
RAZRBCK08: she shouldn't have gotten flight that time
GredGredmansson: where did the flight come from?
steven_strangle: @gibbousm I don't think the locking in is mechanical? It's just them indicating to their opponent that they intend to use those dice so if they're gonna respond now's the time
Angreed66: chat is saying that because she had no 4 in that roll4
MAPBoardgames: Well, she got a flight. It isn't for us to argue
sirspate: the bartender always cuts me off after 3 flights too..
SmithKurosaki: BLOOD
unrealdoctt: blood
matthaus_c: REL:FLIght
MegaDosX: b l o o d
unrealdoctt: BLOOOOOD
SmithKurosaki: BLOOOOD
RassilonDND: small straight
GredGredmansson: there IS a Samurai class
GredGredmansson: small straight, Possess
MegaDosX: All out! All out! All out!
unrealdoctt: This seems like a great idea
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
unrealdoctt: WOOO
MAPBoardgames: Ul-Ta-Mate! Ul-Ta-Mate!
GredGredmansson: NO
cryomancer20x6: I just got here, is this game like dice poker with abilities?
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown oh.,...
sirspate: uh oh
SmithKurosaki: F
MegaDosX: lmaooo
Gamerinterface: Yahtzee with abilities
SmithKurosaki: Give Serge the straighr
GredGredmansson: @cryomancer20x6 yahtzee
cryomancer20x6: Ok cool thanks
matthaus_c: the cards have no heart but they must bleed
MegaDosX: The most hilarious result would be if he actually gets it and then loses it from Blinding Light
MAPBoardgames: Claw, claw, bite, tail, wing buffet
SmithKurosaki: F
unrealdoctt: Dang
PharaohBender27: katesLol
steven_strangle: F
MegaDosX: Ouch.
NDCazzy: sergeHubris
RedRaptor: Oofa
MegaDosX: And also doofa.
NavelWarfare: But my points! lol
Nuurgle: Revved up like a deuce....
spethycakes: b L o O d ?
10of9: I love how the majority of what people know about vampires is their weaknesses
mitomanox: bleeding is for doofuses
Gamerinterface: "I've got plenty of time to bleed."
matthaus_c: @10of9 it's the one thing we have to know
GredGredmansson: @10of9 like in Discworld, where vampires are only weak to holy symbols if they know what they are, so by learning their weaknesses they become their weaknesses
matthaus_c: and another straight!
gibbousm: poor serge. maybe he should ask snerge for help playing a monster
MegaDosX: S M I T E
unrealdoctt: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
MegaDosX: Holy smite, or holy shite?
SmithKurosaki: gibb, why you gotta do serge like that
PharaohBender27: Awwww
mitomanox: lrrSERGE becomes lrrHAM ?
MegaDosX: WOW
GredGredmansson: what is the name of that card?
matthaus_c: EXACTSIES
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW but also katesHype
neospark16: combos
MegaDosX: And she just straight up obliterates him
Nuurgle: seems rude
codyfoti1999: GG
RassilonDND: The answer is yes.
laikagoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
letfireraindown: GG
obijam_: yay
RandomTrivia: GG!
TheMerricat: Kathleen is the winner's bracket
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RassilonDND: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theqooob: GG
ChargingFerret: GG!
GredGredmansson: oooood
codyfoti1999: Just got here gg lol
MegaDosX: I guess that makes Kathleen the overall winner of the day!
Armyguy0: lrrCHKN
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
FenrisSchafer: GG
tergonis: the gs sure were g
Chatstone: FBtouchdown
unrealdoctt: she smote him
laikagoat: mmmm, doubled up points!
RandomTrivia: YEAH! POINTS!
Fruan: So many points!
GredGredmansson: my points are at a better place now
obijam_: delicious points~
MegaDosX: That was great!
rrtycoon2: well, you can't have two thrillers in a row.
PharaohBender27: KATHLEEN WINS! PrideWingL lrrKATHLEEN PrideWingR
djalternative: Nearly 20k points in winnings!
Kreiseler: mah points
ghyllnox: No points!!
albatros064: woo! no points!
MegaDosX: I backed the wrong horse there, but oh well
PharaohBender27: I won almost 6k points! :D
MAPBoardgames: I won 69k! Nice!
mitomanox: K A T lrrWOW HyperHaste
MegaDosX: @MAPBoardgames Nice.
mugulord: was this game 1v1 all the way or started multiplayer?
SmithKurosaki: Nice
gibbousm: is it just 1v1?
krash912: yay
MegaDosX: @mugulord Two 1vs1 matches
steven_strangle: Wooo, doubled my Channel Point input!
mugulord: nice
RassilonDND: Hopefully the rules help was useful for ya Beej
insightfulstrike: @LoadingReadyRun do it again?
Gamerinterface: Home With Keyboard
corefluxx: Corgo100
Gamerinterface: HWK
mitomanox: thank you for the stream! <3
krash912: @gibbousm it can be played with upto 8 players
albatros064: tony HWK?
unrealdoctt: First time I've spent money watching a crossing the streams
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mugulord: i only caught a bit but thanks, will tune in for the vod!
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ivn21: woohoo!!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ivn21! (Today's storm count: 65)
anyapants: <3
kusinohki: past time for bed for me..... thanks for the stream all!
NotCainNorAbel: franken player
MegaDosX: All three as one big agglomerated entity?
djalternative: Strixhaven release!
SkylerRingtail: Maybe even Beej!
Gamerinterface: Strixnames!
MegaDosX: Get the Simic Slaw back out and put it to work in the ranked ladder!
RassilonDND: Is strixhaven out tomorrow?
RedRaptor: Mana will be involved in some way, shape, or form.
unrealdoctt: Beej just takes over LRRMTG
MegaDosX: @RassilonDND It is!
djalternative: Strixhaven is tomorrow
mitomanox: it will the thing that possessed ben on that friday night episode
MegaDosX: @mitomanox The Simic Slaw
codatski: I'll get to watch something after getting stabbed tomorrow!
RassilonDND: oh its ben
mitomanox: @MegaDosX precisely
corefluxx: Asen Lupin 3rd?
Banrael: cheer500 I missed things, but will enjoy the vods and such - thanks all :D
RandomTrivia: BEEJ LUL
djalternative: Lupin 3?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Gamerinterface: The Twitch banner below the screen does list Watch & Play, which at least hasn't been on for a while, but doesn't list Play It Forward, which is still on schedule.
Juliamon: MegaDosX The answers will only create more questions.
SmithKurosaki: @MegaDosX That game is very... interesting
mitomanox: being on a shower with GDT sounds like something I'd totally do
unrealdoctt: He just makes games to put his friends in them
HundreydAundre: A Rar encounter.
bikedude143: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:25.
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:21:27. lrrSPOT
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the LRR folk!
TheSeg: Guillermo del Toro allowed his phsyical appearance, but not voice work.
SkylerRingtail: The muffin's coming! Quick, push it back!
GredGredmansson: oh no, not the penguins
SmithKurosaki: So many birthdays today. Including me!
MegaDosX: Some big month counts in there too
HundreydAundre: MTG has no Geckos!?
mitomanox: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHEART lrrHEART
J_Rey15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
J_Rey15: Yeaaaaaaah
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, J_Rey15! (Today's storm count: 66)
HundreydAundre: & NO, chat! Salamanders shouldn't count!
r2d2rox24: it really does
PharaohBender27: Corgo150 Going to see if I can make the cutoff
Mai_Andra: Well, Disney+ did just add the "Droids" cartoon...
MegaDosX: R2's also the only character that knows the whole story from Episode I to Episode IX
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: just made it!
mitomanox: yay
laikagoat: fionaGoat fionaLove fionaGoat
djalternative: R2D2 enters a DJ competition
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
J_Rey15: Next Saturday, yaaas
SmithKurosaki: Night all :)
mitomanox: thanx 4 the stream <3
r2d2rox24: I want to see him meet the whills
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Gamerinterface: Team Moderna!
Sarah_Serinde: *laughs in Toronto*
TheSeg: @djalternative But with Rex as the competion!
corefluxx: Got My 1st round on Monday
PharaohBender27: I got my first shot scheduled!
NotCainNorAbel: collect all 5
GredGredmansson: but I have to wait some more weeks until I can get another one
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: Have a couple vaccines, as a treat
pn55: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: fun game, have a great night!
RedRaptor: Shots, shots, shots, everybody!
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Nuurgle: I got my all-in-one last week, and knowing what I know now would still have done it
DarkMorford: I'm eligible starting tomorrow, but no luck getting an appointment so far.
HundreydAundre: @NotCainNorAbel ...& than you S N A P.
djalternative: LMFAO should get back together just to make a vaccine edition of the shots mv
NotCainNorAbel: @HundreydAundre But the power combined! lrrFINE
albatros064: yeah, my scheduled vaccine was cancelled. that place is no longer doing first shots, due to supply
HundreydAundre: why keyboard? Why me!?.... I was deceived an A for an E...!!
PharaohBender27: @albatros064 lrrAWW
NotCainNorAbel: @albatros064 sorry to hear that. Keep looking. My work had to do that too; frustrating but really worth it to keep looking.
HundreydAundre: Chat staring at 5 syringes of immunity: ...After all, why not? Why shouldn't I be INVINCIBLE!?
RandomTrivia: Goodnight lrrPAUL !
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL LUL
laikagoat: fionaGoat lrrHEART lrrPAUL
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
delta__vee: good advice
RandomTrivia: Heh
Juliamon: Good advice!
AllTheWeasels: Goodnight lrrPAUL LUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Good night paul
NotCainNorAbel: Good night lrrPAUL Okay, sertified people only
Nigouki: but what if it's Dr. Vampire? D:
PharaohBender27: Good night, lrrPAUL ! And duly noted!
djalternative: but what if my buddy Jake needs it for a prop?
Bladinus: I bet there are vampires with MDs...
djalternative: I bet most vampires would find it extremely easy to have MDs
HundreydAundre: Well, if the "Doctor" is a vampire then, break a leg....
LoadingReadyRun: Dr Acula, would be a certified medical professional, of couse
Juliamon: You need *someone* to work the ER night shifts
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Nigouki: dangit the pun was right there and I missed it
DeM0nFiRe: How is this the first time I have ever seen someone make a Dr joke with Dracula, it's brilliant
HundreydAundre: I'm surprised that one of the vaccines out there isn't named "Dr Acula".
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I can't take credit for Dr Acula. Thank Scrubs
DeM0nFiRe: You totally could have taken credit for it, I never would have known
LoadingReadyRun: (Scrubs is a pretty fun show, it's worth watching)
TehAmelie: i used to watch it with my brother over and over. backwards and forwards
TehAmelie: well, we went through the DVDs in backwards order once, just to be able to say that
TehAmelie: lots of fun