Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul loves a good long walk, so Death Stranding seems like the perfect fit! Game: Death Stranding) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (10m from now).
Alahmnat: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good morning everyone
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TXC2: Hello Paul
LoadingReadyRun: wow I totally spelled Mads Mikkelsen's name wrong
Didero: Hello!
TXC2: everyone does :p
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
Didero: I think the modern excuse for typos is "damn autocorrect" :p
TXC2: hello wynternyghtynggale welcome
CaptainSpam: It's time to take a long walk for comedy!
flufff42: Merry Friday!
lirazel64: Wheee! Babies *everywhere!*
Alahmnat: evidently Mads is an adept egg juggler
wynternyghtynggale: @didero no its ducking auto correct
Didero: Also, on the plus side, you seem to have spelled 'Guillermo' correctly, whic is impressive, so it balances out :p
beowuuf: just in time! sergeHi
hexy_lexy: hey all you wonderful, amazing, beautiful friends who i love beyond what words can express!!!!!
beowuuf: lrrHEART
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy and beowuuf welcome
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
lirazel64: I really want to ask Personal Questions about people who assume they can live off the grid with no medical support at all, but hey, it's their not-real life.
TXC2: here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: oh hey, james is back bank holiday monday, i'll get to see his return home stream!
hexy_lexy: it an Paul!!! hi Paul!!!
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
electra310: I have missed a ton of Death Stranding playthrough lately, but I am confident it will be every bit as understandable and easy to follow now as it was then.
TXC2: YES !
TheAinMAP: SingsNote lrrPAUL SingsNote
hexy_lexy: SONG HYPE
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
PharaohBender27: SingsNote
Aenir798: Best part of the stream
MrForceOfWill: BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE: )
Didero: theodo2Clap theodo2Clap theodo2Clap theodo2Clap
electra310: sharkf11JAM sharkf11JAM sharkf11JAM
hexy_lexy: did we say you can stop? Kappa
beowuuf: portman, bringing bridges and chirals
PsychoI3oy: and now I want to see a full rewrite
TheAinMAP: sharkf11CLAP
lirazel64: Definitely rum.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: hey paul
Didero: He seems to have mostly moved springs around lately :p
MrForceOfWill: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
X_modem: Bridges he just does bridges it's in his name He does bridges. ๐Ÿ˜…
beowuuf: cool!
x0den: can i request sleeping in the cold below next Kappa
Invitare: ooh, Warframe added a Sea Shanty this week
hexy_lexy: so when are we getting a "Paul Sings" stream? cause this is a thing i desire
Didero: 6,500 people, even
ContingentCat: holy moly
Didero: I submitted a recording too, I'm excited!
Alahmnat: neat!
Didero: Of course I don't have nearly as nice a voice as Paul
hexy_lexy: OOOO i cant wait to listen
TXC2: in before Paul starts the song or something :p
hexy_lexy: @TXC2 OMG PLEASE
Didero: The video should release in about 90 minutes, which is coincidentally around this stream's break time
beowuuf: oh yeah, time to shot the mans for the pics
Didero: "I had to get a camera from some terrorists, but now I'm ready to stream some more Death Stranding" Kappa
Invitare: are there no other cameras?
Genie_M: oh, Heartman storyline
Genie_M: yay
Tom_Bruise: is this game gonna turn into Fatal Frame?
Invitare: Delivery Addicts
beowuuf: delivery junkies
PsychoI3oy: package addicts
Genie_M: they're junkies, but mostly harmless
beowuuf: yah little scamps
CaptainSpam: Those lovable scamps.
Tom_Bruise: Imean, what's property theft if not a prank persevering?
Invitare: they deliver you back to town
beowuuf: invitare: it's more the contents than the camera itself :)
Ildor: I'm going to catch up on the vods but wanted to say I'm loving this stream. Thanks Paul!
TXC2: they're just Scrumping for mail Kappa
im_goose_guy: hello
beowuuf: sergeHi live lidor and sergeHi to vod Lidor when you get to this point :)
TXC2: hello im_goose_guy welcome
PsychoI3oy: armor seems like a good idea for this
beowuuf: we'd know hideo is a fan of LRR if the only reason to get the camera is because it's really good, but only cost $5
beowuuf: oh yeah, pre-prepper
TXC2: tool'd up :p
beowuuf: i'm not a violent person, but if I was I would be a badass
PharaohBender27: "I don't want to go, but if I *did* go, I'd be armed to the teeth"
electra310: I've been gone a long time, where'd BB go?
Tom_Bruise: Do we have any bubblegum, to go with our assortment of weaponry?
PharaohBender27: @electra310 Deadman took them to be "recalibrated"
TXC2: electra310 had to have surgery, is fine
beowuuf: i don';t want to go, because i have a real think about conserving money, and if i went I would be spraying ammo all over the place like penny sweeties
NightValien28: did you just say non lethal assault rifle?
electra310: It sounds ominous when you say it with quotation marks! :O
PharaohBender27: @electra310 Because turns out our BB, who we're calling "Lou," is developing like an actual human fetus, and Deadman thinks this is a very bad thing because he doesn't see BBs as human
Genie_M: voidouts-a-go
electra310: I am not sure we should let Deadman have that BB
Tom_Bruise: that, and if the BB gets too lorge, we'd need a larger flask
justwhatever_idk: hey everyone, it's me Mads Mikkelson. just popping in to say "good luck!" to my friend Paul as he treks across the United Cities. As I always say, "I'm Mads Mikkelson and friends with Paul!"
beowuuf: tom_bruise: we just ran out of gum :(
PharaohBender27: @electra310 I'm thinking we shouldn't but he has them because Plot
TXC2: was in WW1, and we we all no how that turned out
electra310: Curses!
TXC2: *know
Tom_Bruise: @beowuuf so the moment we arrive we can raise hell, cool cool
Tom_Bruise: maybe in a certain ass-kicking variety
electra310: Aww, we miss the bb
BusTed: aquabike
Didero: Just givin' the bike a good wash
PharaohBender27: @electra310 Oh also because we don't have BB we're having to do odd jobs instead of our main "connect America!" mission because we can't detect BTs as well anymore
TXC2: with enough momentum, everything is amphibious Kappa
beowuuf: it makes all the justwhatever_idk: it has made for confusing moments in all the major franchises, but you do always say that
accountmadeforants: Stealth? Is that what we're calling the Riot Shotgun we got?
Genie_M: learned from James, huh?
beowuuf: if they're deafened by the blast of a shotgun right by them, they will never hear us coming
hexy_lexy: who needs stealth? no body can hear you when theyre dead to your shotgun :P
Didero: Watch out, Pokemon tend to hide in the tall grass
beowuuf: yeah, also them being dead must add like +5 to our stealth roll, at least
TXC2: it counts as stealth is no one is left alive to say otherwise Kappa
Genie_M: i saw lethal weponry too? uhoh
Genie_M: they are using lethal rounds
beowuuf: look, i was totally stealthy, and if there wasn't a massive voidout crater there you would totally be able to see the place where I was absolutely stealthy
Genie_M: you kind of wonder why the whole place is not a voidout
beowuuf: i think it's so brazen the BT's are just standing looking like 0.o and forgetting to voidout the place
TXC2: Genie_M that's reminded me of an Oglaf comic, where a god smites people for eating the wrong end of a banana
electra310: Now YOU have a truck!
Didero: Kinda sad this game turned into a shooter, to be honest
PharaohBender27: So what is this "non-lethal assault rifle" loaded with? Because it seems to be downing folks like the lethal variety
CaptainSpam: Wait, non-lethal assault rifle?
Genie_M: running over people with a truck is non-lethal
Aenir798: I think there's a guy behind you
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam That's what the text hovering next to Sam calls it
Genie_M: plastic/rubber rounds, that just make them lose conciousness
Aenir798: It's a Kodak
TXC2: I mean bullets CAN be non leathal, if you shoot in the right places
CaptainSpam: Rapid-fire, high-velocity non-lethal bullets, of course.
beowuuf: are they non-lethal because they say "didn't mean it, can't get mad" after shooting someone?
PharaohBender27: That's . . . not how rubber bullets work, I think?
Didero: Perfect stealth!
omdorastrix: non-lethal.. apply directly to forehead
PharaohBender27: Right. This is for a camera, which is kind of funny because I got a new camera for my birthday today :D
Genie_M: universal blood bags
CaptainSpam: Apparently they've been stealing your blood without you noticing.
Didero: Just 30 non-specific chemicals, don't worry about the details
electra310: They are if you're a vampire
TXC2: yeah, you are supposed to bounce rubber bullets of the ground before they hit the target
beowuuf: pharaohbender27: how many people did you have to "non-lethally send to the farm uptown to get it?
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Well, my father bought it, and I didn't ask him how many people he non-lethally took down :p
beowuuf: never look a gift camera in the lens, they always say
LordZarano: These are sci-fi non-lethal rounds, they use nano-machines to repair the damage they cause and knock people out
TXC2: they're freedom fighter footsies Kappa
Saulens181: Ah, the good ol' Toyota Hilux - perfect for any warlord!
Tom_Bruise: footsies that are just perfect for all your non-killy shootsies
Genie_M: tower!
NicktheNameless: Nike Idealists
Mangledpixel: "But, you branded them with 'terrorist' on the side?" "No more questions"
TXC2: like the shoes from the Simpsons called "Assassins"
beowuuf: i've just caught up on the mads egg story and that's great
electra310: Awww
Invitare: not without a camera
RebekahWSD: It feels like this truck could carry...so much more
Tom_Bruise: iunno, is "The Doctor" the only doctor around? Doesn't seem all that handy
Genie_M: 6 people and some packs
Didero: A half-decent photographer would probably have more than one camera
Alahmnat: don't gatekeep, Paul ;)
Didero: Truck's battery is running out? Uh oh
TXC2: I think all the trucks in this game can do that
Genie_M: and a low-low-low battery
TXC2: random time for a music interlude
CaptainSpam: Truck's battery is running out, but there's clearly still time for a track from Kojima's Really Awesome Mixtape.
Tom_Bruise: smooth jams arrive precisely when they mean to
Didero: It's non-lethal blood, don't worry about it
beowuuf: less i more, more or less
TXC2: also, did they say HOW the terrorists got the camera?
beowuuf: with no extra blood on it....due to the non-lethal take downs.... <.<
knuckle_snackwich: and you never will
X_modem: so the chiral artist mother is the "chiral artist mother" But the photographers' daughter is "the photographer" add not "the photographer's daughter"?
Aenir798: 69% average damage? Nice.
TheAinMAP: Dropped the camera while running away from the terrorists, I think.
Didero: How do they even manage to get stuff THAT damaged anyway?
PharaohBender27: The quadruple legend!
TXC2: Didero time rain does most of it
CaptainSpam: You are four times the legend you once were. We have the documentation and metrics to back it.
Didero: @TXC2 Can we equip the bots with little umbrellas? :p
Genie_M: as you'll later learn it turns out....
TXC2: Didero you'd think so
beowuuf: mum's just standing there going 'man needs a shower...'
RebekahWSD: Shotgun!
beowuuf: is this liek the quickening for sam? is he an immortal? is that why he never dies, no one cut his head off yet?
TXC2: a shortgun!
Tom_Bruise: It's a photography gun
Aenir798: She's packing
CaptainSpam: Non-lethal shotgun, of course.
Genie_M: and you get shotguns you will NOT use
Didero: "It is vitally important nobody dies. Also, here's a shotgun":
Angnor33: Most photographers manufacter small arms on the side.
PharaohBender27: So we're in either Colorado or Wyoming, judging by that map
electra310: Everyone needs a hobby!
beowuuf: "photographer" because she has so many lenses ... timy, scope-like lenses
Genie_M: yaay heartman
knuckle_snackwich: she shoots hers subjects, of cojrse
Tom_Bruise: hey, it's Nicholas Winding Refn
xerjen: Yay to privacy?
TheAinMAP: Not the kind of shooting you usually associate with photographers.
Genie_M: nope, he's new, but important
beowuuf: sergeJustRight knuckle_snackwich
xerjen: Welcome, all your photo is automatically uploaded to the internet
PsychoI3oy: he was in one of the infodumps near the beginning of the game, but easy to miss
knuckle_snackwich: @beowuuf LUL
TXC2: Heartman, who is somehow not played by Danny Wallace, in spite of looking EXACTLY like him :p
ArcOfTheConclave subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
ArcOfTheConclave: 34 months of Kojima's Sick Mixtape and other great games.
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PharaohBender27: katesWot
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN
Mangledpixel: that's... a leap
Invitare: wouldn't there be a bunch of craters caused by anti-matter explosions if this were the case? Or is that only happening in this one?
beowuuf: so, to change the subject completely, you been sniffing any interestign drugs lately heartman?
Alahmnat: is this guy getting a guest host spot on Ancient Aliens?
Genie_M: he's called _Heart_man - guess
RebekahWSD: Leaps of logic seem normal in this game
beowuuf: welp, there's the character arc, deadman will now stop shaking BB's container willfully
MousseFilledCat: Deadman is getting feels
TXC2: Heartman knows one of the first extinction events was because of oxygen right? :p
Genie_M: TXC2 : you would think so, but ....
beowuuf: thank you for thank me
CaptainSpam: Next up we'll get a non-lethal death ray, for peaceful purposes only.
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam katesLol
Tom_Bruise: let's start with the non-lethal ax
beowuuf: that's no moon, that's a completely benign sleepy time star
beowuuf: paul, how will fellow players be able to build roads and bridges to help you if you'd voided them all out
Genie_M: you won't remember - and just create or grab another donated if needed
DanieLewis84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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TXC2: there's like 30 people life in the world Paul, all we have is gossip Kappa
TXC2: *left
HundreydAundre: Aye, keeps seeing meme article on being a "different" person after the pandemic.
Genie_M: i started to throw everything into donation after i realized that i won't ever go back to a place just to get that one thing i don't even remember was there
beowuuf: nothing but the best!
Tom_Bruise: Surely they could start a checkers league to pass the time
Genie_M: 120kilos of champagne glasses
TXC2: well that was one whole Easter egg I just eat in 45 mins :p
beowuuf: they have to learn somehow
TXC2: *ate
KV1NN4: they always sound so peppy i love it
Pheonix888: can they not developed a floater bot? that would be sweet.
beowuuf: sam keeps his master transporter status by making the bots look bad
HundreydAundre: Meanwhile, it would be better convenient to have said different person to turn about to suggest how to to keep oneself busy.
PharaohBender27: We're just to SPRINT to Mountain Knot City!
beowuuf: txc2: well done for pacing yourself :p
X_modem: take me down to the mountain know city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...
TXC2: beowuuf you jest, but I kinda did :p
Genie_M: gotta go fast
TheAinMAP: Nyoom.
BusTed: \ rayfkSanic /
Genie_M: faceplant time
PsychoI3oy: oh yeah, Paul isn't wearing the otter hood huh
beowuuf: txc2: did you turn it in to a drinking game, every time this game has something very kojima in it, take a bite?
Tom_Bruise: ruh-roh
Genie_M: no otter hood for us :(
PharaohBender27: "Just passing through don't mind me"
TXC2: beowuuf I'm not trying to kill myself with chocolate here Kappa
TheAinMAP: Long jump.
beowuuf: this is a very effective method for making us miss the BB even if we hadn't formed an attachment to it
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erased_citizen: RUN!
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X_modem: use space jump!
Genie_M: change back to all-teraing?
Tom_Bruise: Did we build that robot dog with the trampoline in its back yet? That might come in handy
TXC2: that's a brand new sentence right there :p
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise I have no recollection of what you're describing, so I'm going to guess we haven't built that yet
Tom_Bruise: well let's not rush things
beowuuf: oh god txc2, seeing sentences like that there isn't enough chocolate in the world...
Genie_M: good thing you did not have the speed legs when delivering that antimatter bomb....
xerjen: Open the door faster, I can't stop
PharaohBender27: We're going to need a shower just from all the sweat we're probably drenched in from that long sprint
TXC2: at that speed, sweat should just wick away :p
beowuuf: on is just facing the opposite direction from the other Kappa
TXC2: I put it to you that Master should be ahead of great
Tom_Bruise: Just to get ahead of the rumors, fess up about that time you triggered an antimatter explosion
Anubis169: FINE I confess
Tom_Bruise: or that time you just took a bomb along on a delivery run
beowuuf: like we carried them? :p
Tom_Bruise: a different bomb, not that antimatter bomb
beowuuf: all that sweat apparently cleans...
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun yes, but are you ZESTFULLY Clean?
TXC2: is that sound Sam Farting?
MousseFilledCat: Motorcycle revving
Anubis169: wait is this a mod? what happened to the Monster Energy product placement?
TheThromborax: Eat more bugs
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?
LRRbot: New quote #7576: "What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?" โ€”Paul [2021-04-16]
TheThromborax: @Anubis169 it goes away after a while then comes back
beowuuf: we did a beer run and now have beer
Anubis169: ahh
Tom_Bruise: we drank all of the Monster Energy and didn't bother to renew the sponsorship deal
Alahmnat: @TXC2 I think it's the motorcycle in the incongruously-placed AMC channel ad
Anubis169: oh it's beer
Tom_Bruise: not just any beer; stamina-enhancing beer
TXC2: Alahmnat that makes sense I guess
TheThromborax: if you want more No.2 grenades, just grind bugs. find a big hive and eat until you puke
ArcOfTheConclave: there is a way to revert the monster/beer change
beowuuf: i presume if we get drunk we get it taken away?
TXC2: Anubis169 I choose to believe it's beer fermented from monster energy
Tom_Bruise: how crunk can we get before suffering stamina losses, good question
TheThromborax: @beowuuf I wish. You can pound all 5 and nothing happens
Anubis169: TXC2: That's an actual thing, and it tastes vile
beowuuf: awww
Favre_Studios: ttekDerp
TXC2: Anubis169 yes, And I'm sure the beer tastes bad as well Kappa
Anubis169: at least the beer's honest about it Kappa
6 raiders from ApologusTwitch have joined!
CowFizzy: RAID apolog13Angry
Anubis169: ooooo, welcome Apologus raiders!
beowuuf: hey raiders sergeHi
ApologusTwitch: Hello LRR stream! I'm so glad someone from LRR is still streaming at this time of day
ApologusTwitch: We're haling from Latvia, so the time zones rarely ever match up :P
beowuuf: paul's doing death stranding mon wed fri :)
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @ApologusTwitch !
TXC2: hello Raiders
Anubis169: ooo, latvia?
Anubis169: sveikt :)
lirazel64: Greetings, @apologustwitch !
ApologusTwitch: @Anubis169 nice! Did you just Google Translate that?
Anubis169: it's the one word of latvian i know :P
Tom_Bruise: Timefall Resistant Underwear? That's perfect for all the half-nude runs the people of the Knot cities have to do on dares
ApologusTwitch: @lirazel64 thanks! glad to finally join an LRR stream
Anubis169: well... that and 'ziepes', but how am i going to work soap into a sentence :P
ApologusTwitch: LRR is the main reason I got into streaming in the first place!
beowuuf: that's cool :)
ApologusTwitch: @Anubis169 Have you spent some time in latvia?
beowuuf gifted a Tier 1 sub to ApologusTwitch!
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ApologusTwitch: @beowuuf Wow thanks! Much appreciated!
beowuuf: np :)
Anubis169: nope sadly, a friend is studying media in university here :)
ApologusTwitch: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrIAN lrrIAN
beowuuf: they just rsaided from latvia paul!
Anubis169: Paul: We got raided from Latvia :D
Spanked42: That's a huge back pack.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
ApologusTwitch: What time is it in Victoria right now?
beowuuf: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:02 AM
ApologusTwitch: Ohh i see, thx, it's the morning
ArcOfTheConclave: 93% damage? Man, Ever since Sam was bought out by Big Bridges, the Sam Porter Difference has been completely forgotten.
ApologusTwitch: For us in latvia it's 21:02 pm
TXC2: it should be about a 10 hour difference
Anubis169: ooooo night time
beowuuf: you're finishing out your day and paul's just starting
lirazel64: Round planets, whatcha gonna do?
Tom_Bruise: damned automation, Bridges used to deliver every box by hand
TheAinMAP: Whee!
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
Anubis169: this mountain run gives me the willies :S
TXC2: yeah we get here, it looks so cheap and exploitative :p
beowuuf: paul's playing mon wed fri 8 - 11pm your time then for the next few weeks still. This seems to be roughly the time play it forwards gets broadcast
Tom_Bruise: every bot that delivers a package with over 20% package integrity should just kick the boxes before making the delivery
Tom_Bruise: consistency in service is key
ApologusTwitch: @beowuuf That explains it, cause I stream mon-wed-fri 6 to 9 local :D
beowuuf: if some boxes look a little better then people will stat to get annoyed at the more damaged ones :p
TheThromborax: Paul, are you going to put a Slingshot up by his house? It's worth imo
ApologusTwitch: lrrGRAHAM lrrPAUL lrrALEX lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrMATT lrrSERGE lrrJAMES lrrIAN lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ lrrKATHLEEN lrrHEATHER lrrCORI MUCH LOVE TO LRR!!!
Anubis169: Question Paul... the boxes degrade in the timefall rain right? howcome the transport posts don't?
TXC2: Anubis169 they do, just slowly
beowuuf: transport posts are made of shhhhhhnium, if we don't talk about it they don't degrade
TXC2: "shhhhnium" :D
TheThromborax: good placement
ApologusTwitch: Yeah you don't wanna zipline into a rock I think...
ApologusTwitch: I've never ziplined, but I hear that's a no bueno :D
ApologusTwitch: apolog13Lmao apolog13Lmao
Tom_Bruise: well that depends; did a mischievous coyote draw a hole on the rock?
Anubis169: ziplining is fun, but the public ones never let you go anywhere near fast enough to be exciting
beowuuf: is she a bird wizard?
ApologusTwitch: sounds like a bird wizard
Anubis169: It's... SARUMAN!
TXC2: Bird warlock is where it's at now Kappa
beowuuf: definitely a bird wizard
ApologusTwitch: apolog13Nice apolog13Nice apolog13Nice
Tom_Bruise: it's a large rock the size of a small rock the size of a weird rock
electra310: Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: Watching your first session inspired me to finally play this game myself. I'll watch the rest much later.
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beowuuf: i'd like you to deliver her this shotgun of understanding
PharaohBender27: An avemancer, so to speak?
ArcOfTheConclave: My secret is ziplines
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always a realist who possesses a hungry spirit.
ApologusTwitch: @PharaohBender27 I think an avemancer is a wizard who makes birds, whereas a bird wizard is a wizard who is a bird
PsychoI3oy: it's purple but faster
beowuuf: paul's audience really peaked for the first 30 mins of the first PiF, then just nothing. Sales of death stranding up 3000% though.
ApologusTwitch: So a bird may ne an avemancer, but not necessarily
xerjen: You are so much legend
PharaohBender27: @ApologusTwitch Ah, thanks for the distinction
Rhynerd: Purple mask!
ArcOfTheConclave: I think it's a different equipment that can be purple
ApologusTwitch: unts unts unts unts
BusTed: well done
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Anubis169: try saying that while drunk :D
Aenir798: Developers, Developers, Developers!
ApologusTwitch: REEEEEEMIIIIXXXXX!!!!!
TXC2: isn't a bird being an avimancer just reproduction? :p
Anubis169: which takes you higher than the Flying Purple People Eater
accountmadeforants: Clustom Chibing Arrow
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 it's the most fun spell to cast, but it needs a second caster
ApologusTwitch: @TXC2 That's an avimancer that only specializes in the magic of childbirth :D
beowuuf: ok, now i'm imaginging a bird wizard revealing a tiny human wizard from behind a hankerchief. Caw Caw!
xerjen: How can it be fragile if it is a stone?
ArcOfTheConclave: Pumice?
ApologusTwitch: @xerjen maybe it had a tough childhood, y'know?
beowuuf: uuuuh
Tom_Bruise: oh right, soul fusion dance
TXC2: no subtiles, the quoteions should be around the "you" not "I", gods sake
Didero: Sam isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
ApologusTwitch: Ok I gotta go, thank you @LoadingReadyRun and @beowuuf and @PharaohBender27 and everyone for being awesome and being so welcoming!
beowuuf: to be fair he sits around doing nothing in his spare time but drinking and eating bugs. we need to make a delivery of books or something
TXC2: it should be "I told 'you'?" not "'I' told you?"
ApologusTwitch: Paul, have a good one, and cya later maybe
PharaohBender27: Have a good evening, @ApologusTwitch !
TXC2: so long ApologusTwitch stay safe
beowuuf: sergeHi bye apologustwitch, have a good rest of your evening1
ArcOfTheConclave: take the zipline as far as possible?
xerjen: Wow, that's a mean delivery route
beowuuf: one shall stand, one shall fall, man vs mountain!
My_Trolling_Account: walking sim
Rhynerd: It just occurred to me that Custom Chiral Climbing Anchor goes with the TMNT theme.
Didero: If it's a floaty thing, why isn't it floating above the snow?
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd You should alert the TMNT Theme Twitter account! :D
xerjen: I wouldn't call it floating if you still have to drag it through the snow
beowuuf: rhynerd: and that's my earworm taken care of for the evening :p
TXC2: switching chiral and climing makes it scan easier
Aenir798: Do you need something *besides* "it plays music", Paul?
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PharaohBender27: Ply-pyeh, perhaps?
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: OUCH
beowuuf: welp
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PsychoI3oy: oof
TheThromborax: ROFL
BusTed: Whoops.
beowuuf: we had a good run
Didero: Can we craft a parachute? :p
Tom_Bruise: lesson learned; falling off cliffs is a bad
TheThromborax: I was cackling as soon as he said "how bad can it be"
TXC2: well that's the fall for the highlight reel taken care of Kappa
PsychoI3oy: and that was the second time you di
PsychoI3oy: ed
KV1NN4: katesRip
Tom_Bruise: oh that's a problem
xerjen: Well at least our stuff is down
Alahmnat: you may want to use an anchor, hehe
TheThromborax: too bad you don't have a custom chiral climbing anchor
TXC2: we need the parachute from Zelda
Didero: Can you ride the floaty thing down?
TXC2: Didero in theory yes, but braking would be an issue
Didero: Braking is a problem for future Sam!
Robot_Bones: Hope you can't run out of rope
Robot_Bones: Oh I see it was just long enough lol
ArcOfTheConclave: 2%
beowuuf: 2% damage on one of the stone thingies
Tom_Bruise: just spray some Axe on it, she'll be right
ArcOfTheConclave: Makes you wonder how the robots are so bad at this.
TheThromborax: fun fact, if you have too much stuff you can just throw it the fuck over the ledge and then climb down after it, hit it with container spray and be on your way
beowuuf: that went <more differently> than expected
Tom_Bruise: live and learn, I suppose
omdorastrix: Have we "Ride Carrier" down a slope yet?
TXC2: omdorastrix we have yes
Tom_Bruise: or live, die, live again, and then learn
lirazel64: @omdorastrix Yes!
Aenir798: I live, I die, I live again!
PsychoI3oy: repatriate and learn
xerjen: Learning is overrated
TXC2: we don't learn here, we LRRn Kappa
omdorastrix: I need to see the clip of that...
ArcOfTheConclave: Live. Laugh. Learn?
Mangledpixel: ever forward
Mangledpixel: never learning
TXC2: Safety third
NeoSilverThorn: Not wind, nor timefall, nor BTs nor blizzard nor death shall deter this Paul-guided carrier from his appointed rounds.
lirazel64: Hey, new LRR T-shirts!
Mister_BlueSky: Oh the snow area must be miserable without zip-Lines. I put so many zip-lines out here when I was playing, it was silly.
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beowuuf: it's somewhere in the top ten?
Tom_Bruise: let's not get ahead of ourselves
ContingentCat: it's definitely not the lowest priority
Tom_Bruise: it's on the list, let's leave it at that
beowuuf: are we being narrated by morgan freeman?
omdorastrix: Among our chief practices are a dedication to going forward, never learning, learning, saftey, and not getting involved in a land war in asia
ContingentCat: what if it wasn't so kojima?
Robot_Bones: Give Kiki a BB
Tom_Bruise: isn't that just Animal Crossing but with a flying broom?
ContingentCat: with a jiji not a bb
TXC2: how are we meant to read that email DURING the whiteout? :p
xerjen: Dear mountaineer, next time, please send your stuff to someone on Hawaii.
Tom_Bruise: quick, print a tent
Anubis169: jebus what an environment :S
10of9: Through rain or sleet or snow or hail...
Tom_Bruise: carrying boxes, we shall prevail?
Didero: oh so THIS is why people think our job is hard
CordialContriver: This is giving me flashbacks from Caucasus mountains. We sat in a tent on a ledge for 3 days until weather cleared enough to travel.
lirazel64: Here comes the sun...
PharaohBender27: @CordialContriver O_o
10of9: Perphase in this case it's "Through snow AND sleet AND rain AND hail..."
Didero: "These aren't the right shade of stone, can you go fetch the correct ones?"
beowuuf: better than the blood and mud and tar sam usually has on his face
Tom_Bruise: we had to climb this entire mountain just to deliver some rocks?!
ContingentCat: what if after all this they ordered it at like 2am drunk and are like 'what, why did I want this crap?'
NeoSilverThorn: @10of9 "AND timefall AND BTs AND repatriation"
beowuuf: date it as in going out with it?
TXC2: how is it a hand print if from before human history?
Alahmnat: did it?
lirazel64: I hear Kathleen...
PharaohBender27: Suuuuurrrre, lady
lirazel64: It's WeeFees!
beowuuf: slightly foxed
MousseFilledCat: Suuuuuuuure
Tom_Bruise: that one rock's got a little chip off it, but other than that, it's perfectly nice rocks
xerjen: Maybe have a look at an ocean, there is plenty of beach there
Tom_Bruise: "S" for falling off a cliff?
PharaohBender27: @lirazel64 Oh, so you mean you're hearing Lorna Schlitzwhistle :p
lirazel64: @pharaohbender27 yes!
TXC2: we're only mostly dead
PharaohBender27: We're getting to legendary for the term "Legend"
NeoSilverThorn: Don't accept any platinum chips.
chefkanin: is bb ok?
RebekahWSD: Woo courier!
Anubis169: a legendary legend
Mangledpixel: a Courier New?
PharaohBender27: @NeoSilverThorn I was waiting to see who'd do a Fallout New Vegas joke first :D
10of9: I feel like loot based RPGs have long since killed the term "legend" or "legendary"
NeoSilverThorn: @PharaohBender27 <bows>
Mister_BlueSky: IIRC there's a couple that are kind of a pain to get.
Genie_M: you won't connect everyone doing the main storyline
Tom_Bruise: oh cool, a badge
ContingentCat: wow
beowuuf: lol
PharaohBender27: We just got corporate tat
xerjen: I made it out of paperclips
Tom_Bruise: What a cool reward for carrying those rocks to the top of this massive rock!
ContingentCat: she basically gave us trash
beowuuf: have some tat, it seems like the sort of thing you'd like
TXC2: she got that out of a box of cereal :p
Didero: Good news, we ruined a baby emotionally!
chefkanin: baby looks fine now
Scy_Anide: BB floats now?
beowuuf: is this a trick to speak with you alone again?
chefkanin: its moving again
TXC2: we're gonna shower with him again aren't we?
Tom_Bruise: Sooo we're not the only ones not checking weather reports for dangerous things before heading out? Coolcool
beowuuf: seems like!
xerjen: THere's one to the south east
TheThromborax: The least believable - most ridiculous - thing in this game is the idea that Deadman could haul his fat ass up any of these mountains to get to this location.
Aenir798: Time for a break!
PsychoI3oy: Paul, I can report you're definitely in the Wellerman Project video starting about 40 seconds in directly top right of the four Longest Johns
TXC2: !break
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PsychoI3oy: in a DB... 10 shirt?
PsychoI3oy: no, db2017
LoadingReadyRun: @PsychoI3oy awesome!
PsychoI3oy: can I share the link?
beowuuf: I presume that sort of link, especially to support the long johns, is fine?
LoadingReadyRun: fine by me
LoadingReadyRun: gonna watch it after the stream
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
beowuuf: wow, this is very, very good for how many people they are bringing in to this!
TXC2: and we're back
Didero: 100 kg of jewelry seems like a LOT of jewelry
Ildor: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Almost caught up on the vods. Thanks for the great stream Paul!
TXC2: I suspect most of the mass is the container/ packing peanuts
Didero: At least it sounds like the robot enjoys its job
Mangledpixel: it is programmed to be chipper
Tom_Bruise: would we program a robot that wouldn't enjoy executing its primary function?
Didero: Programming feelings into robots just seems like a huge weakpoint
PharaohBender27: Don't like the sound of that thunder
Mangledpixel: the Cyrius Cybernetics Corporation would disagree with you there, despite their products proving your point
NeoSilverThorn: Sam I am, AWAY!
TXC2: why are we going TOWARDS the storm? :p
Tom_Bruise: only cowards flee from storms
Tom_Bruise: fleeing storms is like using subtext
Didero: Because that's where the plot marker is!
TXC2: Tom_Bruise yeah, living cowards Kappa
beowuuf: if we connect enough people to the chiral network, perhaps we can recover the lost knowledge of what happened to all the Cyrius Cybernetics Corporation executives
Mangledpixel: Share and Enjoy!
Tom_Bruise: what's the point of being alive if you can't beat your audience over the head with themes and exposition?
Aenir798: You can't Skyrim your way up.
lirazel64: use one of your chiral petons?
10of9: I feel like this game needs base jumping parachutes and/or wing suits. I feel like that would be sweet.
OldManJohnsonMB: This is some skyrim-level mountaineering here. Are there any horses in the dystopian future?
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB sadly no
OldManJohnsonMB: No ghost horses even? Shame, really
Aenir798: Maybe this time we'll go to World War 2!
NimrodXIV: niiice
TXC2: good news, this time it;s the war 1812 Kappa
TheThromborax: if only you had more climbing anchors
chefkanin: its like real life
10of9: I wish the bikes in this game were as OP as Skyrim horses
Tom_Bruise: what if this thing sends to a war from the future tho?
TheThromborax: @10of9 based on where I find vehicles in this game, they are, you just have to be persistent.
Scy_Anide: The bikes are pretty close. I used one for the whole game and never bothered with ziplines.
TXC2: "if it's covered in snow, it's safe" is basically what Paul just said there :p
TheThromborax: Back before an early update, people would routinely jam bunkers with trucks.
Scy_Anide: There's routes to every outpost too but they're not always easy to find.
PharaohBender27: UM
TheThromborax: cutSCENE
TheThromborax: FISHNADO
OldManJohnsonMB: Success!
PharaohBender27: So is Deadman . . . dead?
NeoSilverThorn: Auntie Em! It's a twister, it's a twister!
beowuuf: they call me deadman.... i don't know why....
Tom_Bruise: Torwhaledo 2; Die Another Whale
TheThromborax: S class LEGEND
TXC2: we're not in Kansas any more
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TheThromborax: hey, it's the preview trailer
TheThromborax: I think this was some of the first footage they showed off
Aenir798: I was right, it's WW2!
PharaohBender27: Oh, so now we're in World War II
TXC2: it's time for World war two!
TheThromborax: and everyone was like - what the fuck is this
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beowuuf: see i swore i saw those planes last time then it turned in to ww1
beowuuf: uuuuuh
TheAinMAP: Um.
TXC2: oh that shouldn't be
PharaohBender27: @TheThromborax Right, this *is* the footage they released early
chefkanin: squid tank not ww2
Tom_Bruise: oh I don't remember that from my history books
MechaKuuga: Even the tank has an umbilical cord LUL
CAKHost: How did we get into the trailer?
Tom_Bruise: wait, did the Axis forces have weird Wormwaffe?
TheThromborax: @PharaohBender27 I remember watching that and thinking, "I don't know what this is but I'm going to buy it." And I did.
TXC2: ah of course, it's the first Nurgal Division of the US arm Kappa
TXC2: *army
PharaohBender27: I think what's freakier is now that we see the context, it actually kind of makes sense
beowuuf: this as the first scene would be quite misleading about what the game is... and yet...
Tom_Bruise: Follow that glowing doll down the poopoo water!
NeoSilverThorn: Meanwhile, BB is just like "Oh no, not THIS shit again."
Alahmnat: oh no it's the Hiss!
Invitare: oh this was the first trailer
chefkanin: and now we are way past ww2
jessieimproved: unmistakable mads mouth
Pheonix888: So, Mads is sporting an upgrade..
chefkanin: these weapons are almost modern
Invitare: Mads, no one is looking at you, why are you shushing them?
PharaohBender27: @chefkanin He's an Iraq War solider commanding World War II infantry :p
TXC2: I like how Mads is a modern Soldier, and the rest are WW2 riflemen
TheExactSame: hi
Tom_Bruise: the big red dog?
PharaohBender27: The Big Red Dpg?
TXC2: good old Kubrick stare there
ArcOfTheConclave: not the dog saddly
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
jessieimproved: and we're back
PharaohBender27: I love how a bunch of us made the same joke there :D
TXC2: Dear kojima, cliford is a dog name, not a people name
beowuuf: aww, i wanted deadman to just be screaming for a solid minute
beowuuf: there's a squid tank?
Caldurin: Unusual. Oh let me think
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 One of Charles II's ministers would beg to disagree with you
beowuuf: lol
beowuuf: sure, now it's BB again... either ue Lou or don't!
Pheonix888: not the time Deadman
Tom_Bruise: We seriously don't have time for your life story, Guillermo!
CAKHost: Looking I know this is important to you But Shut Up!
TXC2: boody fucking who Deadman, that's just being a Millennial
sydnius: Tldr
ArcOfTheConclave: so he is 70% Dead Man?
KV1NN4: was he... eating or grafting dead parts..?
beowuuf: I was about to say 'only metaphorically 70% dead people' but then I remembered kojima game, so *shrug* who knows!
Alahmnat: mind the tank
v_nome: Did we accidentally wander into MGS4?
chefkanin: wale
Didero: I wouldn't mind at all if videogames and movies never used that high-pitched noise again
Aenir798: I think that's the wrong way
TXC2: I see they got a 10 year old to design that tank :p
Pheonix888: That looks a little impassable
beowuuf: so weird to have an actually death here
Aenir798: I think the path is behind the tanks
Aenir798: not in front
TXC2: ah yes the ringing in you ears sound that doesn't sounds like that at all IRL :p
beowuuf: so do you reckon kojima is a fan of Theory of a Deadman?
chefkanin: the algorithm is probably color blind
Tom_Bruise: Imean, it took the French months to get rid of their bright red&blue uniforms during WW I so you're forgiven for having a bright purple backpack
beowuuf: but sir, we have to carry around these bright red and white archery targets on our back. What if we need to perform some emergency target practice?
Mangledpixel: a right whale! where's the Billy o' Tea when you need it?
caberwikijack: bababooey
Robot_Bones: Just float over ontop of the whale
Tom_Bruise: alright, we're in the poopoo water, now to find Quillermo
TXC2: Mangledpixel Buly o' tea
beowuuf: look, i don't want to call anyone out or anything, but i suspect the researcher hired to do the ww2 level may have phoned this in on a friday afternoon...
Mangledpixel: TXC2 both are used - it refers to a metal tin used to carry tea
sydnius: The Les Miserables level
TXC2: Mangledpixel fair enough
TXC2: vowels are my weak point anyway :p
Mangledpixel: TXC2 I participated in a translation of The Wellerman into Klingon, so I know a bit of the background ;)
TXC2: Mangledpixel nice!
accountmadeforants: The baby is employed again!
X_modem: Turns out Winston Churchill was actually a manatee in a trench coat so the whale part is surprisingly accurate
TXC2: a special D-Day beach perhaps Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @X_modem who told you about our infiltration?
MousseFilledCat: Deadman is having the feels
Tom_Bruise: Yea but why tho?
TXC2: are you coming on to us deadman?
Mangledpixel: !quote 1
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PharaohBender27: This the Deadman redemption arc?
beowuuf: wow
X_modem: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat oh crap, the feds *runs*
Tom_Bruise: This would've been the perfect moment to explain why we're calling the baby Lou
Didero: It kind of feels like the game is building up Deadman just to kill him in a little while
Tom_Bruise: or, you know, any moment before we started calling the baby Lou
Didero: Isn't that the opposite of how bells usually ring?
Tom_Bruise: Now we must ring the second bell of awakening, and only then will the path to Anor Londo open
beowuuf: oh no, he upgraded the adds
beowuuf: the mads adds
TXC2: oh no, now all the soldiers are modern warfare
Didero: Now we're really in a Mickle pickle!
beowuuf: :D
chefkanin: I said so
Tom_Bruise: Chili's BB back ribs?
beowuuf: i want my BB bac BB back BB back BB back
X_modem: glad to know I'm not the only one @tom_bruise @beowuuf
Rhynerd: I thought the same thing too.
CururuGuasu: Chilies BB back ribs
PharaohBender27: SingsNote Brrriiiing back, brriiiing back, bring back my BB to me, to meee . . . SingsNote
X_modem: barbecue sauce!
Didero: Have we considered actually GIVING that BB back?
Tom_Bruise: They did run out of barbeque sauce, but we've picked up some spare blood bags should it'll do
LordZarano: Did... did that whale die in battle?
keroan0: It's surprising that no one warned the language team that "I want my bb back" would trigger some memories for Americans XD
Didero: We know from the memories that Mads is the BB's dad, right?
beowuuf: i'm in the UK, i've just got that song through cultural osmosis
X_modem: @keroan0 with kojima you can never know if it's intentional or not.
Invitare: someone tell that skeleton that it's not supposed to move without a head
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Didero: Oh right, you can melee attack with luggage, right?
BusTed: Remember when we were just carrying stuff?
Alahmnat: 1 > 0
Invitare: BusTed No, I don't
Didero: As usual, the solution to being shot a lot is to eat a weird bug!
Invitare: this game was always this weird
Tselsebar: I forgot how much I enjoyed this game!
Tom_Bruise: Mads, we've talked about this, you can't just steal babies for restaurant jingles
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote I want my, BB back BB back BB back BB back.
sydnius: Chili's BB Back Ribs
TXC2: BusTed you mean like our dead mum? :p
Didero: Do you get to take the stuff you loot here with you to the 'real' world?
Mangledpixel: what was that? you need three and fourpence?
Alahmnat: he's getting angrier, so that's something at least...
X_modem: so is anyone developed a mod that just plays that jingle during these segments?
nullvoid8: hey all. oh boy this fight.
TXC2: hello nullvoid8 welcome
Tom_Bruise: did... did that dude carry an RPG?
TXC2: X_modem I feel like that would get tiring very fast
Didero: I forgot how we got out of WW 1 dreamland. Just shoot Mads a lot?
PharaohBender27: @Didero Pretty much
nullvoid8: @didero yup
TXC2: I mean that's kinda how we got out of WW1 IRL :p
Alephred: I didn't particularly enjoy the soldier shooty segments as much as the rest of the game.
keroan0: It seems odd to me we would just pick up random blood off the floor and go "yeah, that should be fine to stick in me"
Alephred: But I guess they did vary up the action.
nullvoid8: but txc2, MAD was WW2
X_modem: @txc2 undoubtedly, But that hasn't stopped bothers from making mods for the lols before.
nullvoid8: Kappa
X_modem: moders not brothers, stupid touch typing.
lirazel64: @alephred Yeah, not a fan.
TXC2: X_modem don't worry, I read it that way any how :p
MAPBoardgames: "Where's my wife- I mean BB?"
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Tom_Bruise: I guess we should've gone to Arby's?
Tom_Bruise: oh sorry, RB's?
TXC2: "but I'm stuck in Baby prison, I know I can't be free"
TheThromborax: WHO INDEED
nullvoid8: all well be revealed
MAPBoardgames: Is this the battlefield of a man's heart?
Tom_Bruise: Why is any of this?
chefkanin: are you?
Didero: Why did you even let him get so close in the first place?
Didero: Sam isn't very good at this
TXC2: no one ever asks Mads "how are you?" Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: He's Sad Mad Bad Dad.
maxjamcar: Hi the beard is looking great
Didero: That made perfect sense and I have no further questions whatsoever
TXC2: dear Game: Context, do you have any?
SK__Ren: I just realized your camera is tracking your face and the low frame rate of it really threw me off
Didero: Uncomfortable amount of blood around the crotch area
lirazel64: Well, we're not reading any of the reports, how would we know?
maxjamcar: spooky baby
MAPBoardgames: My BB turned into one of those dolls that's really creepy!
Alahmnat: @Didero that's the teabagging
Didero: Deadman turning into Dadman
Didero: @Alahmnat ohno
TXC2: maybe the BB imprinted on deadman this time
beowuuf: aaaah
chefkanin: thats why were carying ladies around
jessieimproved: he sure does like to get into Sam's obviously uncomfortable personal space
Scy_Anide: Do you mean to tell me that Sam has a tragic back story just like everyone else? Shocking!
Zaraka00: wasnt me
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KV1NN4: harvested
TXC2: "calm down, while I talk about your trauma"
chefkanin: Ithought it was obvious
zkillzzz: what the fuck
TXC2: so your name should be Adam?
PharaohBender27: Huh
MAPBoardgames: A meat popsicle?
Tom_Bruise: Look, not to fatshame or anything, but if he's grown, surely making a slimmer person would be less intensive?
nullvoid8: Kojima > Garth Marengi
TXC2: Jeez BB how come your mother lets you have 2 beaches? Kappa
Novacrasher: He has no beej
lirazel64: Babies everywhere...
Mangledpixel: son of a Beach
MAPBoardgames: Remember the shower we shared together...
nullvoid8: @novacrasher does that mean he's immune to the drop
CAKHost: It's true, this man has no Beej
TXC2: 3 wars that take place like 20 years apart
Tom_Bruise: so the only picture they have on record is of Clifford smoking?
Alephred: No, just the coolest one. :D
Saphiroko: POINT!
chefkanin: mirror check
TXC2: what was that pose?
Didero: "Please don't record our conversations" is one of the main reasons I'd use to record some conversations if I was suspicious
MAPBoardgames: GDI! I'm IN. THE. SHOWER!
TXC2: Didero right? that's like asking not to be drug tested as an athlet :P
noSmokeFire: Ha and Ka are the...egyptian? model of the soul, right?
TXC2: *Athlete
Alephred: @noSmokeFire The body and soul.
keroan0: Mood bro
Tom_Bruise: now we just need to throw some "Me" in there and we've got ourselves a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
saucemaster5000: weird podcast choice for the shower
Didero: The traditional mid-shower sit down
noSmokeFire: @saucemaster5000 gdi you beat me to it
TXC2: this is the longest shower we've ever taken
Rhynerd: Did we meet Heartman in person yet?
beowuuf: sounds like we're about to next
TXC2: How are you talking to us if you're not on the network Heartman?
MAPBoardgames: Mads didn't fight in WWII, but he did play a LOT of Call of Duty
chefkanin: Mirror check
nullvoid8: I wish I didn't
ArcOfTheConclave: yes
Carbone97: Wait wheres the monster energy?
Tom_Bruise: some honey mustard goes a long way I guess
CAKHost: Bug eat stunts?
beowuuf: say lou now... lol, paul got there first
TXC2: Carbone97 we have beer now
Alephred: The Monster became Timefall Farms IPA after a mission.
Carbone97: Ooo even better
ArcOfTheConclave: what you do is get your alcohol privileges removed by getting roaring drunk
LordZarano: Sam was pointing at the sink/mirror earlier, don't know if that's significant
ArcOfTheConclave: @LoadingReadyRun To get the Monster back, drink all the beers
MAPBoardgames: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
TXC2: timefall porter, of course
PharaohBender27: RUDE
Tom_Bruise: Stone cold, dude, stone cold
Saphiroko: wow, waste of beer
TXC2: you're not Steve Austen sam
omdorastrix: HAH!
TehAmelie: gotta finish all your drinks to get more drinks huh?
DeM0nFiRe: Paul, this is an intervention, you just drank a six pack in like 45 seconds
Rhynerd: The camera looked thirsty?
Scy_Anide: Aww, he's sharing.
PharaohBender27: At this rate we're going to have our booze privileges revoked because we're just wasting it :p
MAPBoardgames: Well he is only getting 5% stamina. He doesn't need to drink it all.
Tom_Bruise: That scene really could've used some alternating bits of dialogue
Alephred: The camera shakes and tries to dodge like a person, and Sam talks to it.
MousseFilledCat: Does the spray happen if you drink all the monster?
TXC2: 6 beers in a minute? lightweight Kappa
omdorastrix: @DeM0nFiRe *technically* Sam didn't drink the WHOLE 6-pack
TheThromborax: look at your coveralls
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun look at your coveralls
Didero: This UI isn't ideal
saberpilot: lrrHEART
TheThromborax: "Equipment Rack"
Didero: More purple!
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TheThromborax: OOOH. right. @LoadingReadyRun you change it out in the real world with the radial menu mapped to the up d-pad
PsychoI3oy: I think you have to be 'in game' to changfe
X_modem: The other hood works like an item in game.
Didero: Might as well check on Lou while we're here :p
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TXC2: time's for a Madsback
Scy_Anide: New Lou, who dis?
TXC2: I wonder if that's Die hardman ?
Tom_Bruise: I'm almost certain that's Die Hardman
Didero: So there's a Die-Heartman, a Heartman, and a Deadman?
ParaGamer85: Of course I would click on the stream right at the end ... ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ™‚๏ธ
MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing: That story Deadman told about Lou and the voidout was about Mads and not Sam.
BusTed: gottem
TXC2: Didero die-hardman
TXC2: but yes
Didero: @TXC2 Thanks. Still confusing
TehAmelie: i'm not being held captive, i am writing this of my own free will
TXC2: Didero oh indeed
nullvoid8: no, that story was about Sam
saberpilot: poor Sam :(
Didero: Oh, Heartman has an AED tied to his chest, that's probably relevant
Tom_Bruise: Wait, weren't we supposed to burn that body?
beowuuf: one of things is less creepy
MAPBoardgames: Why would they know her body isn't necrosising? Wouldn't they burn the body right away?
niccus: really strict meetings
Alephred: Normally we would burn the body, yes. But this one isn't decomposing.
Tom_Bruise: Apparently procrastination's still common and hey, worked out this time
theRomanticPast: dont question the plot :D
NeoSilverThorn: "Uh, Sam? Why are my boxers in tatters?"
theRomanticPast: its perfect :D
ParaGamer85: Another body to carry - YAY??
ArcOfTheConclave: remember the early game Heartman call that ended in a "3, 2, 1, *thump*"?
MAPBoardgames: was the robot wearing the underwear as it walked along?
NimrodXIV: here are your eleastic bands - enjoy!
X_modem: It's still got a waistband so that's something.
TehAmelie: i have worn underwear with more than 89% damage
lirazel64: A thong, perhaps?
foopoiuyt: If you're in timefall in your underwear, you probably have bigger problems than 89% damage
nullvoid8: maybe it was chiral underwear, much safer for outside jaunts
Didero: Can we upgrade the bots somehow?
nullvoid8: I think we can get more for the fleet
X_modem: underwear damage would be a great band name
TehAmelie: name of my Kinks cover band
JackTheAdventurer is lurking.
nullvoid8: damaged underwear doesn't have any bands
Tom_Bruise: they'd play a subgenre of Grunge; Grundlege
MAPBoardgames: @nullvoid8 good one
X_modem: ๐Ÿ˜„
CordialContriver: How does a delivery bot survive a trip, that does 90% damage to clothes in a hard package?
TehAmelie: indomitable fighting spirit
nullvoid8: chiral paint?
Alephred: It prioritises its own survival over the package, I guess. :D
ContingentCat: serious determination
PsychoI3oy: ๐Ÿ‘
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
TXC2: !events
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ContingentCat: thanks Paul lrrHEART
lirazel64: Thanks for the stream?
saberpilot: thank you for streaming!
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
Didero: Thanks for the stream! It feels kind of cozy, and Paul Streams are always fun!
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream Paul.
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, Paul lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
beowuuf: Longjohn's Wellerman project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ2HbYnlc3s
X_modem: never trust that you're as far as you think you are in it.
TXC2: !next
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Scy_Anide: Yeah, some chapters are wildly different lengths. You can track by the number for primary missions though.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Paul, it's not homework anymore - it's the teaser trailer
TXC2: "can you feel the power of the Gladiator!"
TXC2: !patreon
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beowuuf: bye!
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nullvoid8: bye all
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beowuuf: time for tfatws(atbass), see you soon chat!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
MichaelVYee: !next
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Earthenone: !secret
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