djalternative: hola chat
gnome_friend: sergeHi
djalternative: how's everybody been doing this past week?
gnome_friend: Tired
djalternative: I'm thankful I finally have some time to myself. I basically spent this entire week driving
djalternative: hope you're relaxing and recooperating some energy gnome_friend
gnome_friend: Weekends are good
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaGoat
djalternative: hola trivia
InsaneVioletMage: I am excited to see some Strix and Mystic Archive cards in Gladiator!
Earthenone: is gladiator auto banning the same cards as historic or are they going full power?
djalternative: I'm excited for full degeneracy tonight
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
dragonwarrior000: Gladiator is not auto banning
MegaDosX: @Earthenone No prebans like Historic, but Wheeler tweeted a list they were keeping an eye on
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
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InsaneVioletMage: No they are not prebaning any of the cards and they also unbanned nissa
neisan2112: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
MegaDosX: And there's an announcement scheduled for the 26th which may or may not include changes to the banlist
dragonwarrior000: thx
MegaDosX: Depending on how things shake out between now and then, I guess
InsaneVioletMage: There is an announcment on the gladiator discord about it and they put a few cards on a watch list
Klandox: lrrJUDGE the stream is about to go live
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Ball Guy in Smash, you cowards!
TehAmelie: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band livin' in a box.
BirkaBirkowski: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Juliamon: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Death Standing (overridden)
MegaDosX: Also the tweet thread that talks about it
Juliamon: !game override off
LRRbot: Override disabled. Not currently playing any game
TehAmelie: if only i had a box to live in
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sleep with the gun!
gnome_friend: !card mind's desire
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
TehAmelie: would save so much on rent
MegaDosX: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: enhanced skin awareness
Coricket: Yes, I’m excited! Please tell me someone is storming off tonight...
MegaDosX: Thanks, I hate it LRRbot
MyrddintheWizard: !vasolineorbarcode
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
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djalternative: I forget who our players are for tonight but if Cam's here, I have no doubt there'll be storm
Rogue_07: Good Evening evaeryone!
TehAmelie: i wnder how many people who storm off with Mind's Desire and go through with shuffling their deck for every time
Rogue_07: Everyone, even
LordZarano: !findquote skin
LRRbot: Quote #1017: "How do I get my skin back?" —Alex [2015-11-03]
Haroldholmes25: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
benjamin_wheeler: @Juliamon Hey, can I throw some decklists to you!
Juliamon: Yeah, go for it
InsaneVioletMage: I am sure Wheeler is going to go over all the announcments, unban, and watch list at the start
MegaDosX: Yeah probably
gnome_friend: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7556: ""Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."" —Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
Rogue_07: My last opponent in draft had both lightning bolt and swords to plowshares
MyrddintheWizard: @Earthenone Thank you, I forgot the miriad of commands that could summon that.
Boon_33: lrrSIGNAL
gualdhar: no sound right now or just me?
tangokilo421: No sound
MegaDosX: @Rogue_07 I wonder how it feels to be that lucky
Boon_33: no audio yet
tangokilo421: Was wondering the same, thought my headphoes might be busted
sheer_falacy: they just didn't turn on the music
gualdhar: ow
Boon_33: sound is live
CanisLupusAqua: ayy let's gooooooo
killmonger_27: PogChamp
laikagoat: fionaMuppet
TehAmelie: ahoy
IgorApp: WE'RE HEEEEEEERREEEE
Boon_33: lrrAWESOME
NotCainNorAbel: wheeler can see us?
MyrddintheWizard: lrrAWESOME
CanisLupusAqua: quality content time
gnome_friend: !findquote count
LRRbot: Quote #857: "I guess the literal sun would count as spicy food." —Graham [2015-10-14]
gnome_friend: ah ah ah
hd_dabnado: !findquote Gladiator
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: can you count to ten drills of agony?
InsaneVioletMage: Count wheelers? I count one
Rogue_07: @MegaDosX not that good, I still beat them lol
HundreydAundre: Ben starring at where his Power Seven would be in his hand.
MegaDosX: @Rogue_07 Haha, well done then!
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
flatluigi: countdown to when the friend list disappears and makes this not be able to continue
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com: !badadvice
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Masslost: lrrSPOOP lrrHERE lrrSLOTH
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dividesBy0: Please, button
MegaDosX: How is that bad advice.
CardKingdom: Ah Gladiator, the current favorite format of the Digital Marketing Team
emily_t_g: how are we doing tonight GAMERS
HundreydAundre: Is that just it? I should ask sometime if that is thou case.
asthanius: Thanks Ghost of Cameron!
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
CanisLupusAqua: last name wheeler, first name count, dishin out Ls in any amount
RandomTrivia: lrrCAMERON lrrSPOOP
HundreydAundre: Snow-Land? Snow Problem!
djalternative: snow lands? snow problem.
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NavelWarfare: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7179: "You have no idea how fast I can put out a fanfiction." —Wheeler [2020-09-09]
TehAmelie: can confirm we have snow problems in Sweden
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gnome_friend: lrrADAM
gnome_friend: lrrCAMERON
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
gnome_friend: lrrKATHLEEN
CardKingdom: Thanks @laikagoat!
flatluigi: serge is quiet
asthanius: Secret Kathleen
MegaDosX: Neat, five people!
RandomTrivia: *Kathleen sold separately
sheer_falacy: glad he ate who?
Fromaginator: oh shoot the S Q U A D
HydraWiggins: Initially I imagined that the Ghost is that plaster cast mask of Cameron's face?
HundreydAundre: More of what a Gladiator Colosseum would sound like.
Rogue_07: Wheeler puts the glad in Gladiator
emily_t_g: ive been playing Paradox all day the list is hotness
flatluigi: so who brought channel
IgorApp: Hope Cam is nplaying some Aristocrats shenanigans
killmonger_27: oh noooooo LUL
circusofkirkus: bolt for 2
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
InsaneVioletMage: I am on team ban opt
Fromaginator: this is going to be wild very excited
Gaz_L: Opt is still legal?!?!
gualdhar: tell Serge and Adam the Path of Exile servers are down more than up right now
asthanius: @gnome_friend You've seen it, right? Broken af
HundreydAundre: Yes. All. Those. Seven.
circusofkirkus: Ban Bolt for 2!
MegaDosX: Nissa being unbanned is kinda telling, honestly, about the power level of the new cards
123 raiders from theBeccaScott have joined!
Alas_Babylon: I'm lovin' this narrative you're painting with your words
hd_dabnado: wheeler made arena?
emily_t_g: I personally hope DT and Channel stay unbanned
gnome_friend: Welcome raiders!
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler made MTG itself, Arena just came naturally
MyrddintheWizard: Welcome to the Raiders!
Andyinsomnia: beccaGTS beccaGTS beccaGTS
cronatos: These new cards are bonkers good. I love them.
asthanius: Colander?
wickaboxet: Is Wheeler just Caesar now?
Fydun: so now the only banned cards are Oko and field of the dead?
SnowbirdMike: no, is that like world of warcraft?
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!!
KaleidoscopeMind: a pokeball?
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
Decaped: @gualdhar yup, so glad LRR is streaming right now, save me from bad servers.
emily_t_g: woah wheeler has their quests
djalternative: a hemisphere
InsaneVioletMage: Magic Colander
MegaDosX: @Fydun And T3feri, and Nexus I think?
CanisLupusAqua: i mean you called it gladiator i assumed this was a roman thing
circusofkirkus: don't worry, be happy
BluePlainCreek: Don't Panic
gnome_friend: Ever little thing is gonna be alright
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
corpocracy: don't worry
CanisLupusAqua: maximus circus clown hours
wickaboxet: Hemisphere was the word I think you’re looking for
Boon_33: Arena: "it's a ball, or half of one, or whatever."
circusofkirkus: Yung ETBeezy LUL
MegaDosX: Oh, Adam's bringing this deck again, neat
emily_t_g: im so pumped
TheWooglie: LUL
emily_t_g: spherical birds
asthanius: Rotund Bluejay
MegaDosX: Perhaps a frictionless, spherical robin?
SnowbirdMike: Gladiator, There Can Be Only One. ......Wait, maybe thats Highlander.
Haroldholmes25: hand's perfect
Boon_33: birds: also ball shaped.
savorycookie: Square turtle?
code1300: Is glad 60 cards
Sibwow: thats the opposite of a round robin
VanDerSaat: Heya everyone, let's have some fun with cards elaHi wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
cronatos: half of round robin.
dj_xst: Oh look, druid doctor doom..
djalternative: adam's playing sultai pod?
anarchomaxy: @code1300 100 singleton
Fydun: so this is Swiss, not round robin?
code1300: Thought so
MegaDosX: Yeah there's definitely ways to make that card extremely strong
hd_dabnado: is there a reason the screen is like this?
HundreydAundre: I two, half contents with land creatures,....Since BFZ.
emily_t_g: is adam playing kiki jiki Kappa
underhill33: Oh yeah, the aspect ratio of arena looks...off
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
asthanius: The Allegory of Play-Doh's Cave
SnowbirdMike: Red Black. No worries on any kill spells.
TheWooglie: make my source window grow...
Rogue_07: Emergent Sequence seems honestly super-good
MegaDosX: "Make my OBS grow!" - Wheeler, probably
electra310: Red mushroom gives bigness
YeetTheRich_: playing on a different aspect ratio is just pro gamer strats
LordDestont: table friends are quiet
MegaDosX: e x p a n d
RandomTrivia: ENHANCE
Rogue_07: It's a 2/2 mana dork for 2. Honestly, it's still really good.
Alas_Babylon: owo
LordZarano: Lewd
asthanius: I love having discussions with Off-Michael
RandomTrivia: Kathleen is here!
gnome_friend: lrrKATHLEEN
laikagoat: lrrKATHLEEN
MegaDosX: Imagine Scapeshifting into that land counters card
meachamo: Keep expanding. Don't stop. Please.
gnome_friend votes lizard
TheWooglie: it looks worse I think you just zoomed it
SnowbirdMike: I have expanded lots too. i blame Skip the Dishes.
sheer_falacy: no sound from Arena?
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
xantos69: So...I have been enjoying strixhaven. Has anybody else found the true joy of drafting Blade Historian?
felrender: there's arena sound but it's faint
MegaDosX: Adam is kinda spoiled for choice here
killmonger_27: uro monkaS
RandomTrivia: YIKES
RockPusher: benginUroPog
HundreydAundre: hehehehe, URO
txzen_: yummin up those cards and angling for a muting ;)
MegaDosX: First time I've seen Uro in ages
SnowbirdMike: I see your Titan and raise you a Titan.
MegaDosX: Still don't miss him
theaggrokrag: thats our new national anthem Ben. Oh the funniest things you do, America, America.
emily_t_g: @RockPusher I love that uropog emote
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nyquister_: Hell yeah, f*** yeah, it's LRR
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txzen_: Ben... immediately after saying gross sounds bro, please turn your audio up
MegaDosX: I do love how you can target yourself with Thoughtseize
meachamo: It's the most hilarious use of his skillz
sheer_falacy: show us your feats
CanisLupusAqua: oh god no, it's a 1-for-1
MegaDosX: Turn five Thoughtseize is the worst thing ever!
txzen_: my secrets!!!
MegaDosX: Bwuh.
HundreydAundre: & to think I thought those two were Quandrix pals.
dividesBy0: my thoughts!!!
TheWooglie: that terror has ward
Dr_fragenstien: everyone has a plan until they get thoughseized in the mouth
txzen_: lol hands off my thoughts, illegal seizure
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asthanius: So mini it only got one season
Diabore: @TheWooglie ward includes abilities too
emily_t_g: man this is a good group of lrrfolk to do battle
felrender: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a one and done
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
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biosimicist: Thanks for all the MtG fun!
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Boon_33: woo facts.
gnome_friend: Ah for just one time
YeetTheRich_: cameron stop seducing me
jessieimproved: this is the content I come here for
Haroldholmes25: Cameron's love for the terror is just profoundly enjoyably
asthanius: "Where Are They Now?"
jrodimusprime77: Hey Adam, halfway through the your recent appearance of Scry me a River, just wanted to say that I really liked the discussion you, Riley, and Dennis had about music and its effect on you when you were young. Especially when you talked about how the feelings and problems folks have when they are young are valid. Great discussion all around.
Gaz_L: Do a timeskip like the last season of Parks & Rec
meachamo: Aglooka
underhill33: I imagine they're chilling
felrender: I'm still very leery of that Season 2 they announced for Russian Doll
Stormthius: there was a season 2, set in WWII Japan I think.
MegaDosX: Ah, look who it is
Tangsm: Just have one of those 80s movies credit montages where it says what they all grew up to be.
felrender: Like, that first season was some FANTASTIC television, please don't ruin it
chaostreader: !card acolyte of affliction
LRRbot: Acolyte of Affliction [2BG] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Acolyte of Affliction enters the battlefield, mill two cards, then you may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
sheer_falacy: !card prime speaker vann
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Vannifar [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Ooze Wizard [2/4] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
asthanius: Birthing Pod dies to Abrade, Vannifar doesn't. QED
sheer_falacy: what an unexpected card
MegaDosX: Also just realised, both players are playing a titan each. Will we see the Clash of the Titans?
txzen_: counter magic... in 2021?
laikagoat: @felrender fwiw, it was planned out for 3 season from the start
Rogue_07: Cam out here metagaming
SnowbirdMike: seems good
txzen_: "he just sounded happy" ha
emily_t_g: man adams deck rules
txzen_: stop smiling! We are playing MTG
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DiscordianTokkan: N i c e
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jeepless: lrrCHKN
MegaDosX: Adam's deck, from memory, is quite strong
RandomTrivia: @DiscordianTokkan lrrHORN lrrHORN benginDab benginDab sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
sheer_falacy: because he's a Titan
sheer_falacy: he has to be Titanic
YeetTheRich_: he is a titan he is supposed to be big
Boon_33: this is fine .jpg
jrodimusprime77: The design choice does boggle the mind
HundreydAundre: Me Uro spell. Me Hun-gee. Om nom nom nom nom n o m...
SnowbirdMike: The guy they fired mentioned it was underpowered
SK__Ren: Uro as a 4/4 would be fine
Dr_fragenstien: i think uro as a 3/3 would still see play
millswills: still pretty good
sheer_falacy: "why is he 2 mana" is maybe a better question
Bugberry: He’s just as big as Kroxa
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's exactly half as good.
MegaDosX: I think 6/6 for a Titan is fine
meachamo: Simic uncommons!
MegaDosX: It's just Uro's dramatically better than Kroxa
MegaDosX: Also, holy shit.
felrender: Nicol-Nicol-Niiiii
NavelWarfare: Oh hiya
laikagoat: nicky b!
txzen_: I will just play my God-Pharoah now
Stormthius: do I smell a Simic Linings?
GRrrrrat: Did Adam make his deck or is he's playing one constructed by someone else?
emily_t_g: niki B!
Bugberry: Kroxa is cheaper and does damage faster
sheer_falacy: good old nickel bowling
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HundreydAundre: n i k o l a i!!
SnowbirdMike: I see your Titan and raise you a God
MegaDosX: Let's see what's at 4
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YeetTheRich_: nicol bolas but he speaks with will kenriths voice
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circusofkirkus: far right seems good
wildstallionssn: Wheeler....
MegaDosX: I like far right or the uncommon
GredGredmansson: I feel like there's an Un card that cares about that sort of thing
hexy_lexy: left arm tribal!
savorycookie: Ghonti looks like a phoenix wright npc to me
SnowbirdMike: Lol
MegaDosX: "No, your other vizier"
savorycookie: *Gonti
sheer_falacy: the medium vizier, not the large or small ones
MegaDosX: A wrath would be sadface right now for Adam
GredGredmansson: the chupathingy
AmberLampLight: wait, the evil vizier, or the EVIL vizier?
hd_dabnado: oh wait, nicol bolas can kill that hand now
TehAmelie: there's some incredible joke about ministers of the left and right hand here but i'm not smart enough to make it
SnowbirdMike: I love it
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie right hand man vs left hand man
sheer_falacy: @TehAmelie the left one doesn't know what the right is doing
YeetTheRich_: there are also 3 different nicol bolas in this format
InsaneVioletMage: Discard recent unban nissa
hd_dabnado: !decklists
TehAmelie: well, those are basically the ideas of having two ministers
popsicleman413: !card neoform
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle your library.
sheer_falacy: are there only 3 decklists?
AllTheWeasels: But your 2 drop is already a 6/6, just think about how big the three drops must be
MechaKuuga: No 1080p tonight?
Spirrie: So is gladiator just commander with no commander?
MegaDosX: Kroxa's frightening if only because his body is made up almost entirely of mouths and teeth
GredGredmansson: @Spirrie also only cards available on MTGA I think
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
emily_t_g: nice cameron
GredGredmansson: before banlists
Fromaginator: "Kroxa: you're not yourself when you're hungry"
philippekav: I would just say too much TEETH
gnome_friend: TEETH
Haroldholmes25: I think scarab god into kogla would clear bolas but idk what the best line is
crowleyskitten: im assuming kroxa had a very similar upbringing to the undertaker
asthanius: @MegaDosX Also because Kroxa could very easily kill most living things
asthanius: @MegaDosX That's also scary
Haroldholmes25: Nvm, that's 2 damage off
popsicleman413: Pia would probably say not enough teeth
MegaDosX: @asthanius That too. There's several reasons why Kroxa's terrifying, but look at the art for Eat to Extinction, and tell me that doesn't creep you the hell out
GRrrrrat: @Spirrie it's also more competitive
YeetTheRich_: *writes down* yargle?
neisan2112: HAHHAHAH
RandomTrivia: LUL
emily_t_g: nice
someyounguy1: saturn chows down on a big watermelon
Spirrie: Mr. Peanut devouring His Son
circusofkirkus: Is Serge not playing Shock for 3 in his list?
sheer_falacy: nom nom nom
emily_t_g: saturn eats the whole thing
TehAmelie: Saturn abusing twitch's bits for hot pockets campaign
GredGredmansson: i've never had pizza pockets but I like pop tarts just fine
crowleyskitten: excuse my ignorance but what is a pizza pocket?
NavelWarfare: Good lord the smell of poptarts makes me nauseous
tinaun: poptarts were my go to breakfast for years
GredGredmansson: never had hot pockets either
TehAmelie: hot pizza?
Fromaginator: pizza pop > pizza pocket ?
InsaneVioletMage: I am excited for the Pop Tart Hot Pocket
MegaDosX: I had a brief moment there where I wondered if Cameron had a stifle effect
MegaDosX: Oops all Bolas
sheer_falacy: if only that were an artifact and not a creature, that couldn't have happened
neisan2112: YIKES
NavelWarfare: I heard you like Bolas
A_Dub888: Technically the same dragon problem
MegaDosX: WOAH
AllTheWeasels: YIKES
DiscordianTokkan: Cam on Mono-Bolas
RandomTrivia: WELP
TehAmelie: a bolus of Bolas
thejoetoknow: Bolas, The Dragon Problem
MegaDosX: That's a hell of a get, good god
sheer_falacy: that's a lot of planeswalkers
meachamo: To shreds, you say?
oatway: Vivian Bolas
Fromaginator: nicol bolas super fiends
GredGredmansson: Flavor Fail, Vivien would NEVER work for Bolas
emily_t_g: I cant beleive vivian was nicol bolas the whole time
BjjBrain: Pop tarts are soooooo much better!
IgorApp: Flavor Judge! This crowd wouldnt walk around togheter
Dr_fragenstien: ugh
txzen_: pizza pop? is that a canadian thing?
YeetTheRich_: what
Boon_33: ADDing butter?
sheer_falacy: I appreciate Bolas stealing his own loyalty ability
Juliamon: both are ugh
SnowbirdMike: Cameron, shame on you playing a vivien in a Nicol Bolas deck
TehAmelie: that's like 30% of the way to eating a butter stick dipped in melted butter
txzen_: oh pocket... hah
hd_dabnado: yeah that is on arena now
AllTheWeasels: that's a good card off the top
circusofkirkus: that seems good
txzen_: there is butter in the dough, but poptart edges are dry as a bone
Fromaginator: @txzen_ pizza pops are indeed a canadian thing
sheer_falacy: that's a fair and balanced card
NavelWarfare: Well now
CanisLupusAqua: wow yeah that's
DiscordianTokkan: I've HEARD people say butter on a poptart is good. But this is the same person that said I was a deviant for putting butter on sanswiches, so I think they're just bad at food
GredGredmansson: you fools, you've messed with the yadda yadda
CanisLupusAqua: that's pretty great
MegaDosX: That's a fair reaction to getting that card
AllTheWeasels: LUL
flatluigi: lmao
JarofGoats: Pop tart flavored hot pocket or hot pocket flavored pop tart?
MegaDosX: And so is that
SnowbirdMike: Pretty too
laikagoat: stomp stomp
emily_t_g: "what"
txzen_: Fromaginator oh I didn't mishear? The icecream man drives around and sells pizza pops?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: lets goo
MegaDosX: I see a couple of good options
wickaboxet: But poptarts and hot pockets are calzones
devilmonkey2012: getting big cheshire cat vibes from wheeler rn
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
someyounguy1: come on and slam!
hexy_lexy: LUL Cams "wut"
Pandoras_Mox: hoof there it is
Rogue_07: Good golly miss molly
emily_t_g: cams "what" made me laugh out loud
YeetTheRich_: h o o f
Dr_fragenstien: there's a case for the ape, but hoof go brr
Boon_33: cut out the middleman, just eat the butter stick.
Pandoras_Mox: c'mon it's time to get hype say
Stormthius: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
emily_t_g: I think hoof just wins him the game
Pandoras_Mox: HOOF THERE IT IS
popsicleman413: oof
GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
sheer_falacy: they have tromple?
TehAmelie: hoofa doofa has been called
niccus: vibe check
MegaDosX: Oh god imagine if Hoof gave Haste
gnome_friend: Wait, craterhoof has HASTE? lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: They have trombopaline
Ritaspirithntr: HOOFY!!
MegaDosX: @gnome_friend Yeah turns out it's a pretty strong card
GredGredmansson: Craterhoof has haste but does not give haste
gnome_friend: @MegaDosX that would be busted
txzen_: can't stop any of that
MegaDosX: I think that was a reasonable play
Pandoras_Mox: Oh my god, that dog just killed Bolas
MegaDosX: Without dealing with one of the Bolases Adam was dead in two turns
Fromaginator: @txzen_ the ice cream man is not likely to be the distributor but both pizza pockets and pizza pops exist here and are similar but one is a flat on the bottom circle (pop) and the other is a rounded rectangle (pocket)
sheer_falacy: I'll return, he says, as he's already still around
SnowbirdMike: He just cant go quietly
GredGredmansson: flavor fail, killing past bolas should have killed present bolas
ArcOfTheConclave: Nicol Boli?
Duhstink: no wonder nicol bolas hates that weird dog
A_Dub888: I know you like the sound of your own voice Bolas but come on
Himyul: nicols bolas is the proper plural
InsaneVioletMage: Its always weird to me Craterhoof doesn't have trample itself but I don't think it needs it
NavelWarfare: @pandoras_mox Proof that all dogs are good dogs
MegaDosX: Bolas creating a beast is so weird
GredGredmansson: "fight with honor" WITH BOLAS?!
TotallyNotaBeholder: By any chance is Cam playing super friends?
Pandoras_Mox: Five headed Nicol Bolas, can't lose
Duhstink: natural tri bolas
felrender: "here you go bud"
Pnoy__: your go
hexy_lexy: id quit magic
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gnome_friend: !findquote problem
LRRbot: Quote #4659: "If everyone except you is having a bear problem, you are the bear problem." —Paul [2018-02-07]
Bugberry: Spamming Nice and Oops in person.
MegaDosX: They are, what we call, las problemas
sheer_falacy: beep beep you're a jeep
emily_t_g: pure unfiltered gaming
MegaDosX: Uro's ridiculous
TotallyNotaBeholder: It took way to long for Uro to be banned
MegaDosX: Damn straight
Pandoras_Mox: Uro is pretty good I guess
NavelWarfare: Uro? Still nonsense
felrender: "You didn't win! I planned to get kicked in the groin all along!" - Nicol Bolas
Boon_33: !card the scarab god
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Coricket: Does hoof get to be a zombie now?
Duhstink: give us our daily buttered poptarts
emily_t_g: zombie hooooooof
InsaneVioletMage: Poptart, part of an unbalanced breakfast
CavemanKellen: uncrustable in a air fryer so good
DeGunner: Wait I thought that was just a family guy bit
Duhstink: this is the calzone, buttered for you
GamesAndInk: Butter on a calzone is just adding grease to something greasy. Butter on a poptart is something greasy on something dry and sugary?
GredGredmansson: you can get poptarts without frosting too
Veste: the word is "decadent:
SnowbirdMike: That person works for Lucerne.
Dr_fragenstien: the real questions are do you put the butter on the frosting side or the blank side, and to you toast it first?
GredGredmansson: but yeah, does seem odd
rabbitgta: some poptarts don't have icing
MegaDosX: Big chups, no!
GamesAndInk: That man: Albert Einstein.
sheer_falacy: can't believe you'd murder a dog like that
txzen_: what happened to hoofbro?
neisan2112: Butter on a Calzone makes since, yeah not needed but on a poptart.... huh
Pandoras_Mox: 2 slices of pizza stacked with a lot of butter in the middle, now that's a good sandwich
CanisLupusAqua: double scarab god?
gemini1991: what format are u guys playing? whats the rules? singleton?
SnowbirdMike: Its a win
Diabore: grab qb grab hoof win?
Duhstink: we've seen bolas die 3 times
GredGredmansson: @gemini1991 Gladiator
Juliamon: !gladiator
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ArdCollider: @Dr_fragenstien my spouse says "blank side and after toasting"
coachNelly: Yeah both these decks seem sweet
hd_dabnado: yeah, NO has so far not been a gamebreaking card like in canlander
Coricket: Lol, zombie questing and hoof
sheer_falacy: oofah
NexusVoxx: @gemini1991 singleton but only cards available on arena, with some bans
felrender: Queso Beef!
SnowbirdMike: Craterhoof..........wait its not over?
underhill33: Jesus
MegaDosX: Cam might be dead here
flatluigi: beep beep
CanisLupusAqua: beep beep
YeetTheRich_: nice player streamer
Dr_fragenstien: @ArdCollider that makes the most sense to me
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Scarab god, did not enjoy that standard
RandomTrivia: Beep, and indeed beep
GredGredmansson: Hoofa doofa
MegaDosX: Adam's deck is /extremely spooky/
A_Dub888: THE ZOOMIES
gemini1991: thanks @GredGredmansson, not familiar with the format but sounds fun
eye_h_bar: turns out it was the second Craterhoof that was the problem
Ritaspirithntr: LOL!
InsaneVioletMage: I love this format
TehAmelie: have you tried pickle sandwich? take the largest pickle you can find, cut it lengthwise and fill it with ham and cheese
lightfoot14: beep beep he says
Veste: the decklists are getting posted, right 8^)
Unas84: yes, join us Adam!
GladiatorMTGA: Hey Adam, we happen to have some tournaments coming up!
sheer_falacy: judge, my opponent is using good cards!
coachNelly: NO for hoof- tired. Scarabs for Hoof - wired
txzen_: the choice between lords and gods starting on turn 4 is fun
GamesAndInk: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LordZarano: Savoury pies are painted with milk so butter isn't completely wild
flatluigi: woooow
Fromaginator: Adam's deck is making me feel things
Stormthius: !decklists
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
GladiatorMTGA: Is this based on Elle's deck?
GredGredmansson: @gemini1991 i think the only limits are singleton and cards must be available on MTGA, plus a banlist
xantos69: God themself made this deck and declared it perfect.
SnowbirdMike: LOL
GredGredmansson: i don't know a ton about it
NexusVoxx: @TehAmelie surely you cant name it after the outside
Unas84: who is this degenerate dreaming up decks like this??
MegaDosX: Oh my god
txzen_: even worse...
MegaDosX: WHAT
Spirrie: Hey, uh, where do you find your packs to open in Pokémon TCG?
Ballistic_Meatball: LOL
NavelWarfare: @tehamelie I... am scared but intrigued
YeetTheRich_: quick where is the netdecking copypasta?
Bugberry: Greedy
A_Dub888: This is karma
txzen_: why is gladitor not putting any lands in those shuffles
Ballistic_Meatball: Mull to 5...
TehAmelie: i can't get any reasonably sized pickles around here but i want to
Fromaginator: @GredGredmansson either we're both mistaken in the same way or you got it
RandomTrivia: OH NO
sheer_falacy: I was using those thoughts
flatluigi: oh noooo
AllTheWeasels: mull to 5? more like mull to 4 LUL
MegaDosX: Mull to five, T1 Thoughtseize, that feels so bad
hd_dabnado: take the land!
Duhstink: take the land
felrender: How the turn tables...
itsr67: @txzen_ legitimate answer, the shuffler for bo3 is different compared to bo1
killmonger_27: takes the land LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The Cross Counter!
lithopseffect: how does it feel!?
coachNelly: Shiiiiiiiiiiyet
Seth_Erickson: unlucky
GredGredmansson: @Fromaginator that's strangely reassuring, thanks
felrender: oh noooooo
neisan2112: Where's James?
Diabore: uhhhhhhh game 3?
emily_t_g: hi Nelly!
sheer_falacy: where's James
AllTheWeasels: Quick, where's James?
MegaDosX: Oh no.
gemini1991: thanks a lot @GredGredmansson, i think i will brew one
ArcOfTheConclave: Just be James Turner
lamina5432: contact james?
SK__Ren: It heavily depends on context, but I absolutely loathe when I brew a deck and someone sees its similar to a pro deck and calls it netdecking
xantos69: Wow ever watch a man just get murdered right in front of you?
txzen_: 3 sevens with 1 land sucks
SnowbirdMike: Soooooo< game 3?
A_Dub888: Light the James Signal!
MegaDosX: Yeah, someone summon James, use the curse!
Ballistic_Meatball: feels like karma for boolie
Pandoras_Mox: nicely done
Fromaginator: @GredGredmansson either way we're in it together
Pandoras_Mox: Must be hard
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meachamo: Never didn't have it
sheer_falacy: punished for winning
asthanius: Playing Magic is Hubris
lirazel64: Is Cam muted?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7381
LRRbot: Quote #7381: "Adam has trained you all badly." —Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
MegaDosX: This isn't karma, this is just getting beaten down by RNG
Coricket: Luckily he can grab a 6 drop
sheer_falacy: wow it really is oops all Bolas
niccus: you wanted lands
SolarBlitz1: Okay THAT was karma for that discard.
AllTheWeasels: Shoulda been more specific on what lands you wanted
meachamo: "How many lands you running?"
KaminaDuck: I love that I was just thinking "Is this a call for blaming James" and chat beat me to it
YeetTheRich_: quick get to the roof and turn on the james-signal
sheer_falacy: is OG Bolas in the format and deck?
GredGredmansson: !decklist
gnome_friend: passe le biblioteca
gemini1991: field is banned, so sad, one of my favorit cards
SnowbirdMike: Ouch
MegaDosX: Adam is in /trouble/
xantos69: to shreds you say...
emily_t_g: what deck is wheeler on?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: to shreds you say
NavelWarfare: Welp
philippekav: le gros dino
nyquister_: That concede button is looking pretty good
Ballistic_Meatball: Ok, now I feel bad for Adam
Bearudite: them duke boys were in a mess of troule
MegaDosX: It's a chump blocker
AllTheWeasels: Wow Cam discarding a land there - insult to injury
GRrrrrat: @emily_t_g wheeler's not participating, we look at Adam's perspective
JakeOpaque: Was hoping for the counter bm
neisan2112: Those decklist might be very incorect
MegaDosX: Meber,omd/
asthanius: Oh yeah the Wrath for GGG
MegaDosX: Nevermind*
sheer_falacy: the mono green 3 mana wrath of god was an interesting design decision
MegaDosX: (good lord I can't type today)
NavelWarfare: rrrrrrrrrip
GredGredmansson: wait, what's this about cards in these decks being illegal, is that just out of date?
Fromaginator: players are allowed to concede the game at any time
txzen_: cameron the aggro
MegaDosX: Let's hope for Adam to get luckier with the shuffler this time
tinaun: Gred: the set isnt offically released yet
killmonger_27: isnt rotting regausor non flavor in the 2 for 1 deck
txzen_: this game to rule them all
BanditoHorse: Don't you have to tap two to concede?
Pandoras_Mox: Let's go
GredGredmansson: @tinaun ah, prerelease
MegaDosX: I feel like this is an entirely reasonable hand
Boon_33: huh, James must be here
Fromaginator: @BanditoHorse it is more sporting but not mandatory
txzen_: you can steal his regisaur
nyquister_: That Sultai hand is very tasty
Anonyman41: and you, you will be green
emily_t_g: every fucking time
A_Dub888: God's Perfect Draw
nyquister_: Anime flashback to 2 mins ago
Pandoras_Mox: You deserve it *clap* *clap*
NexusVoxx: more dorks
MegaDosX: This feels like a very good card
txzen_: why is cameron not doing anything
meachamo: *slurping sound*
felrender: It sounds like John Leguizamo
txzen_: the wipe...?
asthanius: @txzen_ Cameron is likely holding instant-speed interaction
itsr67: waiting to counter a possible payload
itsr67: probably
txzen_: he did not shelf the elf
xantos69: yet
SnowbirdMike: Pest sounds like, thats what some chat sounds like during a PPR.
felrender: huh
LurkerSpine: no instant kill spells
MegaDosX: No instant speed kill spells
Pandoras_Mox: Unlimited power
BluePlainCreek: I mean is Cameron, he also may just be about to be dumpstered on
NexusVoxx: monke
GredGredmansson: Kong
MegaDosX: I have Australian internet and corresponding ping, I don't think that'd work for me Wheeler >_>
someyounguy1: its monkey time
txzen_: I think cameron knows what was drawn
jrodimusprime77: dear god
felrender: mmm...monke
Dr_fragenstien: peanuts, walnuts, pineapple smells
NexusVoxx: everyone's favourite ikoria monster reference, Rajang
GredGredmansson: HUH
MegaDosX: Big monke
nyquister_: Niki'B can roleplay Godzilla, right?
sheer_falacy: you'll never see it coming
felrender: he did see it coming
therickymax: BibleThump
Pandoras_Mox: wut
Rogue_07: Cam's moves are too fast for eyes
asthanius: Who does Kong play?
MegaDosX: Spoilers, Wheeler!
GredGredmansson: LE GASP
Fromaginator: Godzilla simply taps 3 mana, movie's 12 seconds long
sheer_falacy: what about godzilla? I gotta know!
Ballistic_Meatball: mothra!
GredGredmansson: Mu Yanling
Rogue_07: Jesus?!
NotCainNorAbel: surprised he came back for the remake
nyquister_: No Jesus
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
Rogue_07: He fights Jesus?!
GredGredmansson: I want to see her in more sets
emily_t_g: jesus
Boon_33: Jesus.
txzen_: tumnus
magical_writer: he fights the crushing weight of corporate greed
InsaneVioletMage: I am waiting for Mothra vs Lamp
neisan2112: You mean Jesus Cam
sheer_falacy: it's like Bambi vs Godzilla, basically
Izandai: I just got here. What's the bit?
RandomTrivia: God dammit that made me inhale tea
millswills: glaslow mimic
Darleysam: wait they made him a king?
JustNotAFox: it's a toss up between fighting aliens or predators tbh fluffyfoxNotes
Tangsm: Kaiju Clifford the Big Red Dog.
BjjBrain: I love Mu-Yangling!
philippekav: now this was a fair 3 mana planeswalker
GredGredmansson: @Izandai Adam tried to summon Kogla
emily_t_g: Clifford is a Kaiju
electra310: What, the curtains?
TehAmelie: there was a sci-fi show i loved when i was little that took place on "Planet Golden Blue" where laughing was illegal
NexusVoxx: i would listen to Mana Neutral
MegaDosX: He's got a lot of mana there
felrender: He fights Pulgasari, the North Korean Kaiju
killmonger_27: if we wall and then mimic on the battlement we get soooo much mana
GredGredmansson: @A_Dub888 i have been doing that all night
MegaDosX: !card mu yanling, sky dancer
LRRbot: Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Yanling [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −2/−0 and loses flying. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 blue Elemental Bird creature token with flying. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Islands you control have '{T}: Draw a card.'"
Pandoras_Mox: Clifford gritty reboot
Fromaginator: I would mimic the wall of blossoms and go full defender tribal
SnowbirdMike: Cameron, Its ok to play some creatures.
Fromaginator: although battlements is probably the better target
tinaun: yes
RandomTrivia: Kathleen YES
MegaDosX: THAT'S in this deck?!?
sheer_falacy: X not quite at 8
SnowbirdMike: just saying.
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
GredGredmansson: so looking up the decklist, there seem to be 11 different planeswalkers
Dmc3628: let the Sky NOODLE
Dmc3628: face it all at Sky Noodle
emily_t_g: I JUST came here from rewatch with love
GRrrrrat: missed 1 dmg DansGame
TehAmelie: make way for the flying spaghetti monster
Pandoras_Mox: Ohh yeah
emily_t_g: it was even the skyfall ep
GredGredmansson: I actually really liked Skyfall
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SnowbirdMike: i think thats the one wher Bond saves us from ichiban.
GredGredmansson: and did NOT like Spectre
sheer_falacy: at least game 1 was a real game :(
eye_h_bar: This deck...
MegaDosX: This deck is extremely strong
xantos69: Captain our opponent is popping off to hard!
GredGredmansson: you know i just realized
Pandoras_Mox: Oh Valki, thats a cool new character
emily_t_g: skyfall was sweet. spectere. was a movie ive see
asthanius: Valki is a kitty
InsaneVioletMage: Its cuz Craterhoof is a cat
oatway: craterhoof meows
Anonyman41: tibalt, canonical furry
electra310: God of lies is definitely a cat
sheer_falacy: the cat goes bark bark bark
flatluigi: take valki hostage!
niccus: valkitty
GredGredmansson: we've had back to back sets where a black planeswalker has an assumed identity
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hexy_lexy: caterhoof :P
F1SHOR: valki is just working on his image - people love cats right
Duhstink: cat or woof
NarishmaReborn: vivid
InsaneVioletMage: WotC is just to scared to errata Craterhoof into a cat
eye_h_bar: accurate
MegaDosX: That's an evocative image
frozenphoenix7: Craterhoof is a Monster Hunter monster
itsr67: can you cast valki as tibalt when exiled with taker?
Rogue_07: A Monster Hunter creature, surely
Pandoras_Mox: You beat me to the SotC ref
gnome_friend: NOPE
felrender: so, a Shadow Of The Colossus Boss
millswills: return lizerd
SK__Ren: Hostage Taker Valki lol, then cast it
asthanius: Wheeler has one in the fridge
GredGredmansson: BTW, they released the rulings for Strixhaven today, and they include a "ruling" on Professor Onyx's identity
TehAmelie: i really like Daniel Craig as Bond and yet i find his movies laughable at best
DiscordianTokkan: Please DO
Rogue_07: Does it go with the Simic Slaw?
MegaDosX: lmao Kathleen please do it
JarofGoats: I've always wondered, what the heck is the Craterhoof Behemoth doing chilling around Innistrad of all places?
I_Am_Clockwork: createrhoof beefemoth
gamercat88: im sure a brazilan steakhouse would be able to provide such a meat thing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so can Adam cast the Tibalt side of Valki?
SnowbirdMike: Hmmmm, now im hungry
flatluigi: cast that valki!
JarofGoats: And then you drop the beef off a building again!
tangokilo421: This is starting to sound like the Panalysts prompt that led to Ian piping beef to an old folks' home
Gaz_L: imagine interacting with your opponent!
Pandoras_Mox: discard is interaction
sheer_falacy: yum, hot and cold running beef
MegaDosX: Languish or Storm's Wrath would be devastating here
GredGredmansson: indeed he can
lamina5432: damnation is in the archives right??
MegaDosX: Hell, Anger of the Gods or Sweltering Suns would be pretty brutal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh now i see the 7 mana symbol
txzen_: remember when cameron countered kogla
jrodimusprime77: 5 mana non dragon damnation is!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ty
emily_t_g: @lamina5432 I dont think damnation was there. but Crux of Fate is
MegaDosX: Crux of Fate is in the Mystical Archive, yeah
CavemanKellen: adam can cast tibalt yes?
asthanius: Manamorphose into Settle the Wreckage
MegaDosX: Basically Grixis has options for wraths
GredGredmansson: adam can if he wants
emily_t_g: the snarls make a noise?!?!
Dr_fragenstien: extinction event for odd would be good too
NexusVoxx: @CavemanKellen yep
Dmc3628: time to send message
hexy_lexy: @emily_t_g yeah, they snarl Kappa
CavemanKellen: thought so
sheer_falacy: have you seen my planeswalker Tibbers?
Bugberry: There’s also River’s Rebuke
hexy_lexy: sorry, the joke was there
emily_t_g: @hexy_lexy I NEVER saw that coming
Pandoras_Mox: I love him
MegaDosX: OH
NexusVoxx: welp
asthanius: WOW
InsaneVioletMage: Ah the Sweltering Suns
philippekav: wow
Dmc3628: well there's the wrath
Dr_fragenstien: pain
LackingSanity_: jesus
RandomTrivia: WELP
asthanius: HARSH
laikagoat: oofa and doofa
xantos69: yayyyyyyyyyy. Fair game.
someyounguy1: welp
RandomTrivia: The rub-ins
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Anonyman41: cast it!
DiscordianTokkan: F
emily_t_g: highlight reeeeel
magical_writer: Did someone say Karma ?
felrender: oh nooooooo
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: could cast it just to be fair
TehAmelie: Sweltering Sums, great nickname
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we were just talking about you
Pandoras_Mox: I'm also proud of Tibalt, that was a glow up
NavelWarfare: Welp
circusofkirkus: Spain without the s
itsr67: the twist of the knife
RayFK: Wow I just heard the fucking life drain out of Cameron
Ballistic_Meatball: so you're telling me the last game was pre-emptive karma?
MegaDosX: That was just a rude twist
felrender: "oh, you got my sweltering suns"
Fromaginator: Cameron, what size body bag do you wear?
nyquister_: Adam is gonna get bad WoW chests for Karma
GredGredmansson: Tibalt, from complete joke to actual format shifter
SolarBlitz1: Oof
Ritaspirithntr: I was gone for 5 min WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
SnowbirdMike: Sorry Adam, Only 10 permanents allowed
emily_t_g: will there be a break between rounds?
Pandoras_Mox: can't believe Tibalt won that game
MegaDosX: I think Adam pulling the Sweltering Suns there was karma for his brutal bad luck in game 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm sorry Cameron
lightfoot14: oofa doofa
GredGredmansson: @Ritaspirithntr adam just stole cam's boardwipe with cam's tibalt
Ritaspirithntr: @gredgredmansson 0.0
Fromaginator: you hate to see it *opens the link to adam's deck and imports to arena*
emily_t_g: smooth wheeler
gnome_friend: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #7457: "I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage." —Kathleen [2021-01-18]
nyquister_: I live in a world where Karma is additive only, not balancing
SnowbirdMike: Good game both
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #966: "Sure! Sure! Blame it on the game! See if I give you any of your water back..." —Heather [2015-10-26]
Radyin: !decklists
SnowbirdMike: Theres a ending ?
asthanius: Frighty
NexusVoxx: wait serge is also here? NEAT
sheer_falacy: no deck list for Kathleen?
gnome_friend: And lrrSERGE
Gaz_L: the ending is Beej battles the winner with his MTGO Vintage deck
lirazel64: Now with added Serge.
Boon_33: I assume more deck lists will show up as they are revealed.
XprotoformX: Payday Nite Vapor Light
Pandoras_Mox: I don't want the deck to be spoiled for me, no decklists please
sheer_falacy: you have the ability to not click links
NexusVoxx: but not the willpower
Pandoras_Mox: I'm just kidding
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: Well, Kathleen's deck definitely has some spice in it, my goodness
mitomanox: !players
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MechaKuuga: Piper fight?
NexusVoxx: we fightin Pipers?
Pandoras_Mox: Glad to be back
Gaz_L: Fribay Night Piper Fate
SpoonfullOfSugar: now for a pipe off?
Dmc3628: we Hot Rod Piper
MegaDosX: Rowdy Roddy Piper?
DiscordianTokkan: Friday Night Piper Fight, Bagpipes until DAWN
emily_t_g: oh gladdy of it
valksnut: Fribay Night Piper FIght.
asthanius: Onelander is a different format
Pandoras_Mox: nice swamps
Dmc3628: get James on Serge
gnome_friend: lrrGREED
MegaDosX: Wow, no hesitation :p
SnowbirdMike: HAHAHA
Fruan: What formats are one land formats if you're not Serge?
RandomTrivia: SERGE!
A_Dub888: In other words go for it Serge
NexusVoxx: serge shaking his head dot gif
MegaDosX: Adam played a couple of Strixhaven cards
Dmc3628: some Archive Cards too
notthepenguins: i'm absolutely loving conspiracy theorist
IgorApp: Conspiracy Nutjog
MegaDosX: It's also dead
IgorApp: nutjob*
Pandoras_Mox: Strictly Haven
GredGredmansson: rip Koll
SnowbirdMike: hmmmm, My stream just travelled to 1994
RandomTrivia: Ca-caw!
MegaDosX: Well that's definitely a card
lirazel64: @snowbirdmike I... remember 1994
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
Dmc3628: Question: is Lurrus the greatest cat?
Pandoras_Mox: take it back
lirazel64: Streams were made of water.
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Agitate the hole.
Gaz_L: But it has downside! What's Kathleen gonna do with all her cards in the bin! In black!
MegaDosX: I feel like you're never sad to draw one
Pandoras_Mox: The handsome Reginald Saur
SnowbirdMike: shame on you, i am still in love with lurrus.
TyrisUnbreakable: !badadvice
corpocracy: Agreed
Alas_Babylon: It is honestly very well designed
GredGredmansson: appeals to the timmy in all of us
meachamo: Is Wheeler tackling all table friend duties tonight?
JarofGoats: "An even THICKER zombie!"
MegaDosX: That's...definitely a card
GredGredmansson: Ugin, But Not That Ugin
A_Dub888: Removal? In black?
MegaDosX: If she draws a land
asthanius: Jitte?
SnowbirdMike: "What does this thing even Do"..... Thats how i i play all my magic.
asthanius: Behemoth Sledge?
brendonn: Never to return seems good
asthanius: Helm of Kaldra?
RandomTrivia: Sword of Body and Mind?
sheer_falacy: why would they add skullclamp to arena
notthepenguins: hover myr?
asthanius: Valeron
GladiatorMTGA: Yeah it's Body and Mind for sure
Loonatic93: Sword of BM?
emily_t_g: sword
asthanius: Sigiled Sword of Valeron
MegaDosX: Sword of Dungeons and Dragons?
lamina5432: sword of stuff nd things?
hd_dabnado: bonespitter?
CanisLupusAqua: GRIP IT AND RIP IT BABY
Dish_KP: yay magic!
GredGredmansson: I wonder if we'll see the rest of the Allied Swords of X and Y in the next Modern Horizons
SnowbirdMike: ouch
NexusVoxx: chop kathleen into wolves
Izandai: If they follow the pattern of the original swords cycle, there'll be 2 in MH2 and the last in MH3.
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: magic: birds carrying swords
Pandoras_Mox: Sword of mind over body
sheer_falacy: that's results based thinking
GredGredmansson: jokes on you, I don't think Kathleen has any blue or green cards in her deck
wrapscalion: I'm still hoping for the enemy colored uncommon equipment cycle
NexusVoxx: !card supply cranes
LRRbot: Supply-Line Cranes [3WW] | Creature — Bird [2/4] | Flying / When Supply-Line Cranes enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
TehAmelie: bird and sword almost rhymes
GredGredmansson: @wrapscalion you mean the allied one?
sheer_falacy: but not as cool as a bird with a sword
GredGredmansson: or are you talking about something else
SnowbirdMike: How the hell is that pidgeon carrying that 13ft haberd?
SnowbirdMike: halberd
GredGredmansson: very carefully
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: birds naturally carry swords as a lightning rods to protect against bolts
SnowbirdMike: yes.very
GredGredmansson: @xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV i thought grounding meant they had to be on the ground
TehAmelie: i'm still wondering how a mosquito swarm in Diablo 2 carries a suit of plate armor
ArcOfTheConclave: the return can answer the phoenix
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: (it does)
MAPBoardgames: I only concede when I have a negitive life total
MegaDosX: Did the Wurm just get hit by Swords? I was alt-tabbed
Pandoras_Mox: In single combat? I don't like your chances against Serge, Wheeler
Fruan: Extinction event would have done it.
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SnowbirdMike: Nooooo
SnowbirdMike: Kathleen, the Return.
wrapscalion: @gredgredmansson I guess it is allied. I was thinking of behemoth sledge and blue white shield.
RandomTrivia: Hi Graham!
sheer_falacy: it claims 720 is source
GredGredmansson: now imagine if serge had kept that 1 lander
SnowbirdMike: part 2
ElektroTal: wheels and 'leen!
RandomTrivia: HI BAXTER
MegaDosX: Hi Baxter
asthanius: Hi Baxter!
GladiatorMTGA: Hi Baxter!
gnome_friend: lrrGRAHAM lrrKATHLEEN
JarofGoats: Baxter!!!
Styxseus: Nyaa
MAPBoardgames: duskth2Kitty
hd_dabnado: this stream is at 720p
NavelWarfare: Have noticed some artifacting, but nothing too serious
GredGredmansson: @wrapscalion oh, I had the Swords of X and Y on my mind, I haven't heard of the thing you are talking about
SnowbirdMike: Hi baxter
SnivianMoon: Card games on motorcycles?!
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
flatluigi: stream's at 720 yeah
DeM0nFiRe: It's at 720 for me as well
InsaneVioletMage: Twitch stream is at 720
Styxseus: My source also says 720p
CaptainSpam: The stream says 720 is source.
ChargingFerret: twitch says it's 720 source
Ballistic_Meatball: I see the source as 720 too
v01d10: stream is 720
InsaneVioletMage: Someone is lying to use and its probably twitch
v01d10: wheeler you gringus
Boon_33: stream is at 720 :)
Xx_JAG_xX: turns out baxter was the one playing not kathleen
ashteranic: also kathleen is super blocky, but wheeler's cam is fine
MAPBoardgames: Quick! Call Paul!
sheer_falacy: what if you set it to 720
F1SHOR: #blametwitch
ChargingFerret: twitch is being mean
sheer_falacy: maybe it's just trying to confuse you
GredGredmansson: mine is auto but max is 720
Electrodyne: I'm watching at 360 and you all sound fabulous
HundreydAundre: Better Call Paul
Styxseus: I assumed something was up with my browser, but I guess not!
Pandoras_Mox: Set it to 360p
MAPBoardgames: writes down "kept 6 lands"
sheer_falacy: better play thoughtsieze for that card
SnowbirdMike: If not, serge is buying breakfast.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wonder what it'll be like when i have a computer and internet that lets me watch things at above 480
GredGredmansson: @wrapscalion just found it, that could be an interesting idea
HundreydAundre: Is that why every deck ought to also not play said card?
MegaDosX: I still hate that art and can't wait for the event with the Japanese art
brendonn: Faithless looting is such an awesome card
offbeatwitch: great design
GredGredmansson: that's one word for it
Alas_Babylon: I've grown to love it
brendonn: Its so powerful
JarofGoats: It actually doesn't look too bad seeing it on arena I think!
xherorush: i like some aspects just...not all of it
ashteranic: that's definitely some kind of card picture
savorycookie: I love the art and I will never apologize
InsaneVioletMage: The art does look better on arena then the spoiler
RandomTrivia: The art is certainly striking. If you like it, great. If you don't, that's fine too.
Styxseus: Hah
LoxhamInABox: I still dislike it but whatever
JarofGoats: It's growing on me
eshplode: Huh, is that the only art for it on arena right now? I like the art, but I find it funny that people who hate it are stuck with it
valksnut: It looks fine in paper, but in digital it hurts my eyes.
LordZarano: It's 6000kbps 720p, so it looks beautiful
GredGredmansson: So chat, what do you think the names of the remaining Swords of X and Y would be (still missing Dimir, Gruul, and Selesnya)
SnowbirdMike: LOL
Gaz_L: who's on first?
A_Dub888: THIRD BASE
brendonn: But who's on first?
Pandoras_Mox: Who's with bonesplitter
MegaDosX: Now all Kathleen needs is Massacre Wurm
Dmc3628: and now Bonesplitter Boss
Gaz_L: The Band is on stage
revjakenash: Serge gets to third base with Bognjammin' Weedler
MegaDosX: Oh that's a /problem/
flatluigi: chupa gets warboss at least
SnowbirdMike: yes
Pandoras_Mox: it dont
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Please explain how those weapons make warboss such a good teacher.
HundreydAundre: Landing Problems require Phyrexian Solutions!
Pandoras_Mox: oh it does
RandomTrivia: Good old "Chupa-thingy" :D
brendonn: That weird dog
notthepenguins: @Dread_Pirate_Westley they're very inspiring you see
asthanius: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I'd listen more to a teacher with a sword
Kyir: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Big weapons make all teaching better
RandomTrivia: Well played Kathleen LUL
SnowbirdMike: i feel much better now.
TehAmelie: i like "Chupa nah brah"
MegaDosX: Make him have it!
Dmc3628: infuriate would be backbreaking
Pandoras_Mox: 3pa cabra
Xx_JAG_xX: @Dread_Pirate_Westley they're able to show the other goblins where the pointy end is B)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you all.
NexusVoxx: goodnight moon?
GredGredmansson: I don't want to read Goodbye Moon
SnowbirdMike: Johnnie good
revjakenash: When are they going to print 1996 World Champion on arena?
asthanius: Big Booty Josu
MegaDosX: That's a thicc knight
ashteranic: And goodbye to Cameron, whom we forgot to inform
offbeatwitch: that kicker ability is A Lot
Pandoras_Mox: THICC
Gaz_L: Strong will of Kathleen to not hold Josu for the kick
TehAmelie: round and juicy
Dmc3628: as Mono Black Mages do
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asthanius: It's a moral victory
TehAmelie: well, 5 is such a round number
sheer_falacy: maybe you'll get Bob first and go out on your own terms
SnowbirdMike: I think we all dream of that kathleen.
HundreydAundre: Sadly, yes. But you'll live!!
Gaz_L: That's the problem I always have "but if i wait 4 more turns, I can get a huge army"
EagleAndWolf23: Some good old gladiator. This is a pleasant surprise
flatluigi: eldest reborn?
flatluigi: oo gearhulk
GredGredmansson: !card the eldest Reborn
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
sheer_falacy: look at that lifegain!
Pandoras_Mox: Is that the classic Electronic Tomato
JarofGoats: Robot fight robot right!
Dmc3628: das another card for the Arena
Pandoras_Mox: And they are gone
asthanius: oof
MAPBoardgames: Birds with guns
NotCainNorAbel: penguins
Dmc3628: there it is
Kyir: !ugin the ineffable
MegaDosX: Kathleen can get rid of the Phoenix for good!
Seth_Erickson: that's a great draw for Kathleen PogChamp
flatluigi: eldest reborn and bloodchief does it yeah?
Kyir: !card ugin the ineffable
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
GredGredmansson: she can!
djalternative: !borb
sheer_falacy: you will believe a bird can fly
Dmc3628: Kathleen has to do the 2 for 1 but hey
djalternative: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Pandoras_Mox: Delicious non flying birds
MAPBoardgames: double dead!
GredGredmansson: and it isn't coming back
MegaDosX: Kathleen could stabilise here
GladiatorMTGA: Grimdancer lifelink will be clutch too
zhrang911: That attack was bold
midichlorianuser: That attitude is why Cassowary's are so cranky
Fistacles: lmao
zhrang911: LUL
underhill33: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the moral victory
RandomTrivia: That is the MOST stylish way to lose
SnowbirdMike: Whip or will. does that mean is i pick will then you will stop hitting me?
hd_dabnado: that is some good magic
Boon_33: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: bless the rains down Phyrexia
Dmc3628: Falling on thine own sword
sheer_falacy: speed magic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam never left
MegaDosX: So is Wheeler just playing host and not battling tonight?
Gaz_L: a scrap?
Pandoras_Mox: Wheeler is the final boss
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: A dog is an infinite egg.
Boon_33: I want to see what serge is cooking with.
gnome_friend: E G G
Pandoras_Mox: E G G
eshplode: Something nice
sheer_falacy: that wasn't nice at all!
EagleAndWolf23: E G G?
RandomTrivia: Huh, interesting.
MegaDosX: Oh right, Serge and his technical gremlins with Discord sharing
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: it was constructive though
SnowbirdMike: Lol
Dmc3628: God's perfect mana base
asthanius: Teemo Baby?
GredGredmansson: !findquote baby
LRRbot: Quote #372: "This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!" —Kathleen [2015-06-23]
RandomTrivia: The "Oh, baby" mirror has been called
Gaz_L: powerful Magic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gross! the hokage of Value Village
RobotInProgress: Oh Baby Baby!
Gaz_L: Oh my
Gaz_L: and the hits keep coming
gnome_friend: Buffering...
TehAmelie: the general of dollar store
Pandoras_Mox: Greed please
jrodimusprime77: How was I supposed to know?
TehAmelie: wait what
GredGredmansson: and they don't stop coming
MegaDosX: Wheeler no.
NavelWarfare: Ow my soul
Izandai: PrideLaugh Love ya Cam.
revjakenash: ben you monster
jrodimusprime77: That was bad even for wheeler :p
SnowbirdMike: and... we are out
GredGredmansson: its because classic Hanna Barbera animation is "limited"
Pandoras_Mox: Ew, mouth noises
meachamo: I thought Uro made slurping noises?
circusofkirkus: vrrrrrmmmm
TehAmelie: leave the mouth noises to Neil Cicerega
SnowbirdMike: OHH. motorbike
brendonn: Mouth dreams?
KeytarCat: Mouth dreams?
Pandoras_Mox: What about mouth moods?
KeytarCat: hehehe
Gaz_L: mouth feel?
NavelWarfare: @gredgredmansson I'm normally not against enabling puns, but please
SnowbirdMike: Ha ha ha
revjakenash: demoralizing inhale
nyquister_: Cool damage!!!
SnowbirdMike: Nope
Haroldholmes25: Adam's joy is simply contagious
GredGredmansson: @revjakenash sounds like a black card draw spell that deals damage to you
circusofkirkus: that's the sound for arclight pheonix, right ben?
brendonn: Kreygasm
Dmc3628: welp Scary garies lets a go
Izandai: WHY
Izandai: PrideLaugh YES
SnowbirdMike: Nice
Darleysam: just straight-up stabbed a man with a Magic card
Just_Herby: Did you let him know?
asthanius: I assume Cameron means he slit the person's throat with the card
meachamo: Cam, I had a similar experience in a chaos draft
TehAmelie: the best revenge is spiteful murder
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Thragtusk, baby!
SnowbirdMike: Lol
Dmc3628: Uro + Thragtusk is 8 life
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if someonep asses me a nice card, i'd say thank you, if anything. if i ever get to draft
HundreydAundre: hehehe, how smug of Cameron.
Seth_Erickson: Thragtusk is a hell of a card
revjakenash: @GredGredmansson pay x life, creatures get -x/-x, and you draw half x cards
Gaz_L: Quandrix has a lot of lifegain
Fruan: Thragtusk is a hell of a card.
SnowbirdMike: Not sure. Its fine.
HundreydAundre: Adam: What a mystery this is...
GredGredmansson: @revjakenash neat
MegaDosX: Incidentally, Thragtusk is hilarious with flicker effects
NexusVoxx: rip in peace when
Dmc3628: you could Run RIP serge
silenceaux: Doesn't white normally get graveyard removal?
GredGredmansson: Witherbloom is what has the lifegain stuff
nyquister_: Lorehold, for your own graveyard
asthanius: That 2-drop
circusofkirkus: just swords to plowshares, Serge
Dmc3628: hmm Zombie Thragtusk love to see it
asthanius: Grafdigger's Cage?
TehAmelie: red and white are pretty exile happy to begin with huh
HundreydAundre: KDM
NexusVoxx: grafdiggers
A_Dub888: !card phoenix of ash
LRRbot: Phoenix of Ash [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / {2}{R}: Phoenix of Ash gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Escape—{2}{R}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. / Phoenix of Ash escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: Weathered Runestone
GredGredmansson: @silenceaux White has battlefield removal, they don't desecrate what is already dead though
brendonn: Oh dear
ArcOfTheConclave: there's the pro black 2 drop that exiles
Bugberry: White has a lot of ETB hosers.
Stormthius: !card remorseful cleric
LRRbot: Remorseful Cleric [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Remorseful Cleric: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard.
Pandoras_Mox: I stopped drafting at my lgs, I get hype too easely. Like "Oh, Evolving Wilds is still here?!"
TehAmelie: !card disintegrate
LRRbot: Disintegrate [XR] | Sorcery | Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.
GredGredmansson: oh whoops
asthanius: @ArcOfTheConclave Apostle of...something
HundreydAundre: The one that also block graveyard shin-in-agains
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHA
flatluigi: serge doesn't have lightning bolt in hand
Bugberry: Red can also prevent life gain.
Dmc3628: You've activated my Trap.. OH NO
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
SnowbirdMike: Hey.. I like Grafdiggers cage.
silenceaux: Yeah okay, I thought white occasionally got 'what's dead stays dead' stuff
ArcOfTheConclave: @asthanius purifying light?
HundreydAundre: XD
gnome_friend morphs in chromeshell crab
asthanius: That's the one!
Izandai: "Yami, what were you thinking!?"
Dmc3628: another Thragtusk happened Kaiba Serge
silenceaux: obv I dunno about this format
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SnowbirdMike: Its fine Serge
MegaDosX: I love Serge's bewilderment at Adam constantly gaining life
RoastedGravy: So, when do we launch the Thragtusk into the Phoenix's flotation ring? Kappa
Dmc3628: umm Scarab Steal your Khenra Serge
MegaDosX: Adam's deck has some absurd things
Haroldholmes25: Natty o for hoof is gonna be real brutal
Bugberry: Ferocidon would be good against Adam here.
RandomTrivia: @RoastedGravy You have to prop up the castle with 4 Pacifisms first Kappa
asthanius: hell yeahhhhh
flatluigi: craterhoof might still be lethal
RoastedGravy: LUL
MegaDosX: This is a time when Kong might be good since it can blow up the Spear
brendonn: LUL
SnowbirdMike: Pretty card says .... Gimmie
circusofkirkus: that's gargaroth?
Pharmacistjudge: natural Order for What Fargo.
NexusVoxx: its cubby jegantha, surely
NexusVoxx: chubby*
MegaDosX: It looks similar though
flatluigi: is craterhoof lethal?
Bugberry: Woodland Bellower looks like that.
Arranon: it's Craterhoof's cousin
MegaDosX: It might have been the intention to evoke the image of Hoof, without actually showing Hoof
Dr_fragenstien: same framing, but i think it's a different creature
silenceaux: They're large and looming over a forest
RomanGoro: I think it's different artists' interpretations of Hoof
RoastedGravy: Craterhoof's cousin, Hatercroof.
MegaDosX: "Fuck yo' lifegain!" - Adam, probably
Dmc3628: i would have definitely scary garied the Khenra
nyquister_: Looks like a large version of the Bear Force One commander
Dmc3628: and denied that tool off serge
SnowbirdMike: Now Serge, You will have to stop at Starbucks.
RomanGoro: Not unlike how fbltph looks different in different cards
GredGredmansson: so, are there any eternalized cards that get smaller? as in their original forms were bigger than 4/4
RoastedGravy: No.
GredGredmansson: didn't think so
brendonn: LUL
NexusVoxx: @GredGredmansson the largest was a 2/4
silenceaux: basically every God card
frozenphoenix7: Scarab God in Standard was a god damn mess.
Dmc3628: yeah all cards are now just War and Peace level of text
Pandoras_Mox: Nooo, I'm flashing back
frozenphoenix7: But it was a mess
Bugberry: There’s a Hydra with Embalm that would be smaller if it Eternalized.
NexusVoxx: 2/3*
Dmc3628: hey PV
brendonn: Paulo!
NexusVoxx: pvddr time
RoastedGravy: Oooo, spicy.
niccus: sometimes you thoughtseize and concede to seeing the hand
MegaDosX: Definitely a strong hit with that card, making Agent cost 9
GredGredmansson: you down with PVD?
Vampiricsloth: is serge playing boros so he can use mana tithe?
RomanGoro: Paulo Vito Damo DaRosa, it's not that hard, Serger lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Paolo Vitor Dance Dance Revolution, fastest feet in the west Kappa
korvys: Paolo Vitor Dance Dance Revolution 2ndReMix Append Club Version Vol.1
gualdhar: PVTDGDC - Paulo Vitor Take The God Damn Creature
Pandoras_Mox: @RandomTrivia Nice
GladiatorMTGA: LSV told a story on an old CFB podcast about the time a waitress announced that a cab had arrived for "Pablo Doritos"
GredGredmansson: i just realized
sheer_falacy: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
Dmc3628: Kick Nullpriest rebuy Uro go back to 15? is not the worst
offbeatwitch: careful plays from adam here
GredGredmansson: we've been to a bunch of planes recently without goblins
SnowbirdMike: That dwarf is fine, Mind you he has had half a bowl.
GredGredmansson: Ikoria, Kaldheim, Strixhaven
GredGredmansson: and I don't think Innistrad has them either
NavelWarfare: Forgotten Realms is next, right? Should have some there, at least
Pandoras_Mox: I miss globins
revjakenash: I wish it could have been 1 more thragtusk
GredGredmansson: i would imagine so, yes
MegaDosX: Yeah, Forgotten Realms is the next set
GredGredmansson: I think without goblins they've let Dwarves shine more
valravenapocalypse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:45.
RoastedGravy: I'm glad Dwarves have been getting more love.
KaminaDuck: Thank you for the Chernobyl reference, Wheeler
inks_muse: Oh yea, I forgot that TSG just comes back.
nighthawk_986: Wait. Forgotten Realms? As in THE Forgotten Realms??
flatluigi: yes
RoastedGravy: Yep
MegaDosX: @nighthawk_986 Yeah, takes the place of the Core Set for this year
GredGredmansson: We are getting that instead of a "Core 22"
Pandoras_Mox: Dope
revjakenash: Thay land when
KaminaDuck: I think September?
MegaDosX: 5c Tiamat or bust
nighthawk_986: F YEAH! That’s amazing!
NexusVoxx: men think about pizza every 5 seconds
Xx_JAG_xX: mmmmm food
citandy: Now we're all thinking about pizza
silenceaux: I do have a frozen pizza available to me...
DeGunner: Friday is pizza day
savorycookie: Would you put butter on your pizza?
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
SnowbirdMike: we all love pizza
Issurru: But Adam, you were supposed to get Bahn Mi
Izandai: Bao? Wow! mattlrBork
DiscordianTokkan: Fuck I want some Bao now
stevefromdetroit: i was in a meeting earlier today and all i could think about was pizza
GredGredmansson: heresy
SnowbirdMike: yes please Kathleen
MegaDosX: Anyone else smell an Embercleave?
Pandoras_Mox: I hope Warduke is in TFR
Issurru: It's okay Adam, I still love you OpieOP
Mr_Horrible: bao-nh mi: delicious
Haroldholmes25: This is where that new will emote comes in handy
citandy: Best topping combo Pineapple, Jalapeno, and Mushroom fight me
Arranon: a mistake anyone could make.
Xx_JAG_xX: ben the ultimate homie!!!
Issurru: I have no idea what Bahn Mi is but I supported Adam getting it since he wanted it
Manae: Oh man I haven't had a banh mi in a while
Dmc3628: it always is Cleave when the hell it isn't
gualdhar: there's a Korean place with excellent bao that's just too far away to get the food home hot
SnowbirdMike: Lol always
Manae: Now I need to see if anywhere local even has it right now
NavelWarfare: @citandy near fatal allergy to pineapple :(
chrysaliss: Cleave Is Love, Cleave is life
niccus: live, laugh, cleave
Mr_Horrible: the fact that Serge has said Embercleave so many times in like 3 sentences makes me think he's bluffing gabyHmm
citandy: @NavelWarfare unfortunate
Pandoras_Mox: Cleave, laugh, love
ulexarX: Cleave, Claugh, Clove
GredGredmansson: !card entomber exarch
LRRbot: Entomber Exarch [2BB] | Creature — Cleric [2/2] | When Entomber Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature card from it. That player discards that card.
asthanius: Cleavin' on a prayer
MechaKuuga: Bao means like something wrapped up, like a package or a bag (because in baozi it refers to the filling being wrapped up)
MechaKuuga: in dough
SnowbirdMike: Yes. But if you win you can distribute the middle finger any way you choose when You play Boros.
circusofkirkus: hovermyr doesn't care about math
YeetTheRich_: my money is on serge does not actually have it Kappa
Dmc3628: welp time to Karrion Kross
MegaDosX: I think Adam lives, but this is going to be a heavy hit one way or the other
Arranon: just play a mill deck, you don't need fancy math, just watch the number go down
flatluigi: the trample from embercleave is killer
asthanius: Just draw damnation
chrysaliss: When your only tool is an Embercleave, every problem looks like the opponent’s face.
MegaDosX: Meatlovers for me
flatluigi: i think adam has to use everything or die from trample
NexusVoxx: classic to be sure
Arranon: Strong agree with Kathleen
SnowbirdMike: Magarita?
kristof162028: heu serge when will the strixhaven set review start on north 100
Pandoras_Mox: pineapple and ham
revjakenash: NY Slice with pepperoni
RoastedGravy: Margherita
lamina5432: white with chicken
asthanius: Chicken, sun-dried tomatoes, pineapple
silenceaux: I think Adam only has to put 2 toughness in front of each ground creature to Not Die, but idk how you play around Embercleave in a way that's useful
Favre_Studios: what is a a white pie
MegaDosX: That would be a next level bluff
objectivefailure: Pepperoni and scotch bonnets
RandomTrivia: That would be the BIGGEST brain play to bluff the Cleave here
Favre_Studios: is it a cheese pizza
SnowbirdMike: But Cool
Mr_Horrible: Serge it'd be revenge for Adam taking away your spells earlier Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: margherita pizza can be amazing, but it is extremely dependent on good ingredients.
YeetTheRich_: serge loses his entire brand in one play
MegaDosX: But Serge would need something very powerful to follow up on a bluff of that kind
GredGredmansson: also serge can prevent the lifegain
revjakenash: having stuff in you yard is bad with Uro
GredGredmansson: doesn't prevent the lifegain
RoastedGravy: Good ol' Magic, the game of "wait, I forgot that card did that."
SnowbirdMike: Adam.... Not dead yet Sir.
GredGredmansson: uh oh
GredGredmansson: oh, "until end of turn"
Pandoras_Mox: Is that the game you wanna play? Really?
NavelWarfare: @roastedgravy "What do you *mean* that has reach?"
MegaDosX: Also Natural Order is wasted in a WR deck, so Serge wouldn't be able to do anything with it
circusofkirkus: nullpriest lifelink
asthanius: off by 1 double strike
Alas_Babylon: Lifelink
Pharmacistjudge: 2 lifelink
Favre_Studios: life gain
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was a 2/1 with lifelink.
frozenphoenix7: 2/1 had Lifelink
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc :p
flatluigi: mill two, get uro back?
JustNotAFox: my favorite wins on arena are when op emotes good game and then tanks for like 30+ seconds
GredGredmansson: Or deal 3 damage to the 0/4 instead of the 2/1
JustNotAFox: and then dies next turn
lamina5432: i liked agent there
JustNotAFox: *after a piece of interaction
Favre_Studios: !decklists
MegaDosX: Cleave just ends games
Dmc3628: one of the turning points was Khenra not eternalized from Serge and Adam could have definitely stolen it
Izandai: @JustNotAFox There's nothing I love more in this game than beating someone who BMs with emotes.
SnowbirdMike: Good game
MegaDosX: Game pls
MegaDosX: Well at least you aren't getting Thoughtseized this time
SnowbirdMike: Pray... been there
chronically_poor: I would have taken the two life on that land and played agent to take the 3/1 flyer I think
Favre_Studios: Is serge not playing lightning bolt or swords?
ulexarX: !decklists
Fruan: Beep beep! Electric tomato!
Vampiricsloth: i just got a spinach, feta, and onion pizza ordered. should be here in 20 minutes :D
stevefromdetroit: i can appreciate the sweet heat pizzas
unicornly: mashed potato pizza forever
lochnessseammonster: never didn't have it
GredGredmansson: I don't think serge's deck has any new cards
InsaneMuadib: Hi chat have we seen a channel yet?
Mattmitchell45: Love balsamic pesto pie
SnowbirdMike: i like Blueberry.
MegaDosX: That's Adam's line Serge!
Favre_Studios: I'm a sheep
RandomTrivia: Hey there InsaneMuadib, welcome! I don't believe we've seen a Channel yet
NexusVoxx: questing beepst
stevefromdetroit: bomp bomp
Favre_Studios: beep beep I'm a sheep
Dmc3628: the best who Beeps twice
Cunobelenos: Is a calzone a sandwich?
Vampiricsloth: he's on a quest! lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
RoastedGravy: Release the Beast!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GladiatorMTGA: Hey can anyone tell me the rules text to Questing Beast?
revjakenash: ask not who the bell beeps, it beeps for thee
GladiatorMTGA: I've got a podcast for you if you want to know
MegaDosX: Little known fact, Questing Beast gains a new ability every time you look at it
tangokilo421: LMAO Cam
GredGredmansson: Release the bogus
DiscordianTokkan: I ding dang love Questing Beast
SnowbirdMike: Questing Beast totally fair.
F1SHOR: questing beast was just training for strixhaven
Dr_fragenstien: bomat courier is like "beep beep" and Questing beast is like "BEEP BEEP"
RandomTrivia: He didn't even spoil the ending, he spoiled the twist in the middle!
GladiatorMTGA: is anyone from the cast here?
JustNotAFox: I can't find the Questing Beast generator any more D:
RoastedGravy: Questing Beast is just mechanics soup.
MegaDosX: Well then you are lost!
Fruan: A stupid card from a stupid set.
SnowbirdMike: Lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Vigilance is the Act 2 twist; wait until Cameron gets to the unpreventable damage part.
IgorApp: !card Questing Beast
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
Favre_Studios: No one's playing channel, based on the decklists
Bugberry: It’s not a lot of text, each ability just comes up at different times.
RoastedGravy: Only a planeswalker deals in absolutes.
Favre_Studios: !card channel
LRRbot: Channel [GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.
Vampiricsloth: i opened like 5 eldrain packs and questing beast was one of my rares xD
holidayMD: Every time you complain about Questing Beast it gets another line of rules text
ItsMeRST: To be fair they are both right
Bugberry: QB doesn’t even protect itself and only has 1 form of evasion.
stevefromdetroit: in the 5th film we find out questing beast is bone splitters father
Issurru: that old LRR sketch with Alex and Cam about Goyf? Replace Goyf with Questing Beast OpieOP
Favre_Studios: I wish serge had swords
NavelWarfare: Textless Questing Beast when?
SnowbirdMike: Sit here and die. I have used that strategy lots.
DiscordianTokkan: Questing Beast when Gruul and Riot were in standard? Chef's Kiss
MegaDosX: Do it Adam
Bugberry: QB doesn’t even generate card advantage.
circusofkirkus: there could have even been an embercleave exiled
ArcOfTheConclave: iirc, you can look at the end of the game
GladiatorMTGA: @seismiclawns - what's the text of Questing Beast?
Fruan: There's a post game 'examine battlefield' button now. Maybe that should let you look.
GredGredmansson: !card questing beast
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
SeismicLawns: oh no i'm being called out
HundreydAundre: I... am conflicted, & slightly disagree.
chrysaliss: Dying to Questing Beast? Nah, resigning when your opponent casts Elder Gargaroth is where it’s at
GladiatorMTGA: @SeismicLawns - I checked, you're the only one here
Favre_Studios: Woof
MegaDosX: How does he keep drawing it?!?
GredGredmansson: bark
SeismicLawns: ah beans
magical_writer: cheer50
heartofgoldfish: Questing beast should be white/red/black prove me wrong
hd_dabnado: adam's POV has shown me more NO than I have seen so far in gladiator
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
sheer_falacy: first vizier reporting
SnowbirdMike: Greed . I dont understand.
CanisLupusAqua: questing beast doesn't have the word "sacrifice" on it so no, it shouldn't be mardu
Halvhir: Welp, serge is dead.
GredGredmansson: ohhhhh
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Haroldholmes25: Serge is very dead
frozenphoenix7: Goodbye Serge
MegaDosX: Serge is totally dead
MechaKuuga: !read
heartofgoldfish: i am proven wrong
Hadouken_lol_catz: its ok serge
Dmc3628: how can this HAPPEn to me
MegaDosX: This card is insanity
SeismicLawns: oof this is exactsies too
RandomTrivia: LUL
frozenphoenix7: Can you hear the hoof?
circusofkirkus: not saying no
Favre_Studios: Yeah
Darleysam: ah, fetchhoof
Fruan: Hoof!
GredGredmansson: Nissa and her ex
SeismicLawns: oh wait no it's -9
MegaDosX: Kill Chandra too!
offbeatwitch: sick card
stevefromdetroit: who could have seen it coming
SnowbirdMike: mistakes were made... I blame.......?
Alas_Babylon: So, uh, first on the banlist...
HundreydAundre: From my casual experience, you either have the answer or you don't @benjamin_wheeler. What could've been becomes irrelevant in that moment. That's pretty much how I've been doing.
Bugberry: Hoof kills more often than QB.
Mr_Horrible: *Sniffs the tracks* "Yup, that's Hoof alright"
zhrang911: Yes
RoastedGravy: Serge was either super dead or exactly dead.
Heavy1MetalDragon: PowerUpL TehePelo PowerUpR
Haroldholmes25: Yeah it'd be 6+9=15
SnowbirdMike: He may be dead but i still hear his voice.
MegaDosX: He would've gone to 1, yeah
Mr_Horrible: wait, they gave llanowar elf defender?
MegaDosX: The bolt lands always make a big deal of things when they hit the field
RoastedGravy: Flenace
Fruan: Natural Order is just Hoof bursting through that wall Adam sac'd like the Kool Aid Man, isn't it?
emily_t_g: serge that dinosuar has exactly two words on it
Favre_Studios: Flenace
SeismicLawns: is that a variant of ska?
NavelWarfare: Flynace?
tangokilo421: We call it unblockable, Serge
Izandai: Mointenspolk.
YurikosWife: flatulence
dumpsterfire: Florence
HundreydAundre: PowerUpL PowerUpL PowerUpL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR PowerUpR PowerUpR PowerUpR
SeismicLawns: skenace the skenace
Zath_: Flunachay
philippekav: Skenace Baratheon
stevefromdetroit: i do like flynace - pronounced fli nache
GredGredmansson: Hherf
circusofkirkus: ol bolt for 2
MegaDosX: I love how they both just keep slamming powerful cards
HundreydAundre: Oh, Paulo
ItsMeRST: Banned card!!!
ItsMeRST: Or at least, formally banned
MegaDosX: @ItsMeRST Not anymore!
SK__Ren: Remember, where there's a Will, there's a Rowan
Favre_Studios: Nissa ain't banned no more
peryton_brewer: isn't the card on the right banned?
Favre_Studios: Nissa's been unbanned
Hadouken_lol_catz: no its open season now for cards
crystal_shooter: unbanned as of yesterday
MegaDosX: @peryton_brewer Got unbanned a few days ago
MegaDosX: Few days ago? Yesterday, my b
offbeatwitch: nice forest
SnowbirdMike: Hmmm. Warning, Serge Making good plays..
HundreydAundre: Ashame if Paulo just... ran into it.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nissa, Who Wins the Game
GredGredmansson: Nissa, Who Is Going Through Some Things Right Now
MegaDosX: Haha I do that too
MegaDosX: Oh that I don't do.
MegaDosX: I just click both mouse buttons rapidly while I'm waiting
asthanius: Adam'
asthanius: Adam's Diablo is showing
Pharmacistjudge: oo the recently unbanned Nissa
Issurru: practicing for PoE later OpieOP
dividesBy0: This is the best board for clicking fast
Hadouken_lol_catz: sounds like a fighting game tick i have
Izandai: I used to click a bunch but I hated it so I forced myself to stop.
MegaDosX: I smell a Cleave
emily_t_g: I also click quickly while waiting
Fruan: I love this battlefield, because you can get your mouse clickes inside the crevaces
Hadouken_lol_catz: just hitting buttons for no reason
GredGredmansson: I hope Nissa and Chandra can have a better resolution
chronically_poor: mobas that use that as their movement is where I got it
Darleysam: that's how you mine bitcoin, right?
SK__Ren: Did Kathleen say Ruthless Agression!
SK__Ren: ?
RoastedGravy: Oh hey, it IS YGO. Kappa
asthanius: Bitcoin is just cookie clicker, except it kills the planet
KeytarCat: I just gave a Greek myth presentation to my brother because I need to give it well on monday
Favre_Studios: what's the cards name?
HundreydAundre: Paulo v. himself?
Favre_Studios: the new gold one
KeytarCat: It's half length...
chrysaliss: Man, if that card had haste, woof
GredGredmansson: Venerable Warsinger
MegaDosX: Nissa, Who Shakes the Booty
korvys: !gladiator
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jrodimusprime77: Lol is cameron drinking? Nissa who claps asses, haha
sheer_falacy: when you add in an arbitrary set of stupidly strong old cards, I imagine it changes things up
SnowbirdMike: Prool?
MillerDark: Adam?? Use the mana? Even if only to eat the food?
Loonatic93: Nissa, Who Shakes Chandra's World.
circusofkirkus: and divine gambit
Izandai: And Defiant Strike.
ArcOfTheConclave: And devine gambit
emily_t_g: and devine gambit
Vampiricsloth: did channel get preemptly banned?
Favre_Studios: channel's legal
emily_t_g: damn @ArcOfTheConclave you beat me to the joke
TotallyNotaBeholder: Poor revitalize, not saying it doesn't deserve it
Haroldholmes25: no preemptive bans
MegaDosX: Nothing is prebanned in Gladiator, but there's a few they're keeping an eye on
MitchTheQuaker: how much hard combo is going around in gladiator?
ChargingFerret: what is banned in gladiator? i know of oko, but is there anything else?
savorycookie: Stomp? You mean bolt for 2 for 2 mana?
Haroldholmes25: a dash, but it's not insane
ArcOfTheConclave: @emily_t_g I wasn't first either
MegaDosX: Oko, Field, T3feri, Nexus of Fate
ChargingFerret: thanks @MegaDosX
SnowbirdMike: I think Hamlet asked that.
Haroldholmes25: gruul and other stompy/aggro decks do a good job of countering combo decks
MegaDosX: @ChargingFerret No problem!
asthanius: Nobody say anything
MegaDosX: You can click Attack All, then click on the dragon after and click Exert
Hadouken_lol_catz: is serge forgetting that adam takes 2 to rider?
MegaDosX: Before committing attacks
SnowbirdMike: Adam is fine.Punch him.
Bugberry: I actually like using Gambit in Strixhaven limited because of the greater density of nonpermanents.
Favre_Studios: I'm guessing nexus won't be untapped
Haroldholmes25: well we're not dead technically
Favre_Studios: unbanned
offbeatwitch: 1hp time
sheer_falacy: bolt him for one
lamina5432: gutshot
Radyin: It also turned off Murderous Rider.
MegaDosX: Adam's in a tricky spot here
HundreydAundre: Or maybe... go out w/ the rider....
crystal_shooter: eat food cast PVDDR. Kill glorybringer next turn?
Favre_Studios: Did serge add a bolt?
sheer_falacy: can't pay 2 life if you're at 1
sheer_falacy: oh it's not pay
HundreydAundre: Nono, you lose 2 life.
crystal_shooter: oh nevermind, menace
GredGredmansson: i mean, he CAN
MegaDosX: X to Doubt Serge! :p
GredGredmansson: but
RandomTrivia: "can't"
sheer_falacy: he can't use it... if he's a coward
RandomTrivia: """can't""" LUL
RoastedGravy: All according to keikaku.
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RandomTrivia: It's good to have an exit strategy in any game of Magic :D
Favre_Studios: He could play it, if he wants to die
Hadouken_lol_catz: is non dragon on glory bringer going to come up
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
HundreydAundre: I don't think... yea. my copy says lose 2.
GredGredmansson: other dragon has menace too
MegaDosX: !card murderous rider
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
Dmc3628: i mean Vizier for Glorybanger is a line we can take
crystal_shooter: The menace is why he's dead next turn
GredGredmansson: Sky terror has menace though
Dmc3628: but isn't it Vizier is Glorybanger exert shoot Terror (since it's a dino and not dragon)
circusofkirkus: GredGredmansson sky terror isn't a dragon, so exerting a copy of glorybringer would kill it
GredGredmansson: oh right, forgot it had an attack thingy
Pharmacistjudge: I like making a dragon and exerting to kill the flyter
Favre_Studios: copy glory buy
Favre_Studios: guy
SnowbirdMike: Love you both. Great game
Golldum: just make serge concede by sheer willpower
SnowbirdMike: Not love love but you know.
crystal_shooter: if you copy glorybringer, kill the terror on exert. Then you get to a draw step to find out how to either gain life or another kill spell for the glorybringer
legiondivided: you can do this!
HundreydAundre: @Golldum Yes, Adam. Two can come to bargain.
silenceaux: What was the shock spell Serge played earlier?
MegaDosX: I mean, it'd be spooky if he wasn't also at 2 and you had a Glorybringer on the field
LoxhamInABox: The lands have vigilance
MillerDark: Actual, factual shock, just new art
HundreydAundre: & then.... ya sling ring your land base!!
lightfoot14: player removal is planeswalker removal
nitestar428: so line wass Vizier into Glory, animate a land with Nissa, Exert Glory Copy to kill terror, and attack for 9?
Vampiricsloth: pretty sure it was a shock @silenceaux
Haroldholmes25: !card immolation shaman
LRRbot: Immolation Shaman [1R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [1/3] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, Immolation Shaman deals 1 damage to that player. / {3}{R}{R}: Immolation Shaman gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: I figured you needed to save the removal spell for the dragon, and the vizier can't copy dragon to kill dragon
HundreydAundre: Nissa to Adam: ...Only One.
RandomTrivia: Wel
RandomTrivia: oops
silenceaux: @Vampiricsloth Ah i was the Bonecrusher I was thinking of
jwholla: oh nooooo
sheer_falacy: can't kill itself
sheer_falacy: so sad
RandomTrivia: There it is
e_bloc: non-dragon :(
Dmc3628: can't whack other dragons
MillerDark: Non-dragon LUL
Hadouken_lol_catz: its a hard spot non dragon :(
circusofkirkus: no dragon-on-dragon violence
RoastedGravy: !card Bonecrusher Giant
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
HundreydAundre: Oh, tapped?!
niccus: GOTTEM
Hadouken_lol_catz: the best line
SnowbirdMike: Three lands
asthanius: YEAHHHH
HundreydAundre: Yea...
MegaDosX: Go out on your own terms!
shurtal: Own terms, own terms
noisyblizzard: calebdFooel
Boon_33: GEEE GEE
sheer_falacy: you can't fire me, I quit!
RandomTrivia: It was given the "non-Dragon" condition so that Standard wouldn't devolve into "Who Glorybringers last, wins"
silenceaux: Or else the format devolves into glorybringers killing glorybringer
Dmc3628: the Vizier line would have worked earlier
laikagoat: FBtouchdown
Favre_Studios: GG
themlin: loosing in style
SnowbirdMike: good Game
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE
circusofkirkus: what was your line, Ben?
dumpsterfire: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Fruan: He saw the line!
MegaDosX: Holy shit Cameron
shurtal: DAMN
Izandai: WOW CAM
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: Nissa, Who Has Had Enough Of This
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: Hot damn
lamina5432: shocking
lightfoot14: get im!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Stormthius: benginDab
sheer_falacy: you've solved his wheeler puzzle
asthanius: Time for a totally normal ending
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So far Serge has won games to Kathleen's Phyrexian Arena and Adam's shockland.
SRJables: now Wheeler must fight Serge. it's the only sensible option
sheer_falacy: ooh, closeup of the dog chair (for the cat)
MegaDosX: Actually, that's a good point. Serge hasn't killed his opponents in the final matches, they killed themselves.
Loonatic93: Couldn't Glorybringer the Glorybringer with your Glorybringer when you attacked with your Glorybringer.
HundreydAundre: Or doth he....
AllTheWeasels: LUL
circusofkirkus: SECRET BOSS
RandomTrivia: OHHHHHHHHH
Dmc3628: it is I Pegasus the FINAL challenge
RandomTrivia: The reversal!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
emily_t_g: YEAHHH
MegaDosX: Final Boss: The Wheelfather
emily_t_g: WOOOOOOO
DeM0nFiRe: Dun dun DUNNNNNN
RandomTrivia: Secret final boss!
Aarek: Pegasus!
themlin: secret final boss!
Boon_33: YEE and/or HAW
emily_t_g: storm TIMMEEEE
MegaDosX: Le gasp!
circusofkirkus: LMAO
emily_t_g: oh
SnowbirdMike: Ohh Nooo. it was a trap.
dumpsterfire: is it cowtech?
hd_dabnado: oh yes
HundreydAundre: ooFF
SeismicLawns: jokerb2Cowtech jokerb2Cowtech ?
Xx_JAG_xX: aah the lands deck
InsaneVioletMage: What a twist!
SRJables: My grandfather's deck has no bad cards!
Loonatic93: AotSS deck?
Haroldholmes25: Classic wheeler cliffhanger
Radyin: !card approach of the
LRRbot: Approach of the Second Sun [6W] | Sorcery | If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
RoastedGravy: It's totally like an anime!
asthanius: I can't tell what it could possibly be
sheer_falacy: so, how will Wheeler kill himself in the last game?
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ibut is it mono white
asthanius: !card approach of the dragon
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Haroldholmes25: Uhhh oh no
asthanius: !card dragon's approach
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
circusofkirkus: Dragonstorm + Approach of the Second Sun
Seth_Erickson: Hey I'm playing a deck with approach right now PogChamp
Fistacles: !card dragon's approach
dividesBy0: a deck which is 90% approach of the dragon? hmm
emily_t_g: oh YEAHHH
emily_t_g: this is gonna be so hot
bluddragon1: I was gonna guess approach of the second sun
Pharmacistjudge: is thrumming stone legal? :P
djalternative: the question is, is it mono-red approach "reanimator"?
Fistacles: all i want is an overloaded mizzix's mastery with like 20 of them somehow in the bin.. is that too much to ask for?
crystal_shooter: Is dragon storm a thing in gladiator??
djalternative: well, if the goal is to use that second clause, then you're only casting like 4 if you do that
Fistacles: yep, but a man can dream
djalternative: oh wait. mastery exiles all of them. nevermind
NotCainNorAbel: st pauls?
RandomTrivia: Wheeler no! LUL
Izandai: Dragondome?
RoastedGravy: The "2 to the Dome"
Dr_fragenstien: shadow realm?
DiscordianTokkan: I wouldn't mind a trip to a pleasure dome..
InsaneVioletMage: Dimsdale Dimmadome
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
legiondivided: doug dimmadome's dimsdale dimmadome?
djalternative: oh hell yeah this deck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, yeah looking like a mono white deck
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Simonark: Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
Dr_fragenstien: I should make this deck
SnivianMoon: Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?
Electrodyne: The Houston Astrodome, home of CFL Legend Warren Moon
emily_t_g: oh my good god
meachamo: Kubla Khan had a "pleasure dome"
SnowbirdMike: Trip to the nearest 7/11 for some Chaquitos and Slurpies
RandomTrivia: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh I love Cam
maxthefourth: Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
RandomTrivia: Cameron is on FIRE tonight :D
vandristine: coming in on "magic is bad"
asthanius: I am optimistically assuming Wheeler's running the new Will/Rowan
SRJables: wait we're allowed to have 2 dragon's approaches?
asthanius: @SRJables Any number
GladiatorMTGA: If it were 2 weeks ago, I _have_ to imagine this would have been Cow Tech
MegaDosX: !card dragon's approach
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
maxthefourth: !card dragons approach
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
Electrodyne: Sligh Tide
Gaz_L: A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
Dmc3628: NYAHH
RandomTrivia: Oh my lordy this is beautiful LUL
GredGredmansson: How many copies are in this deck?
SnowbirdMike: Its new ... its fine...you lose.. However......
djalternative: oh hell yeah
HundreydAundre: You've been looking forward to that all day, halve you, Ben?
hd_dabnado: OH
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
vandristine: wait good decks
asthanius: wait hold on this isn't fair
MegaDosX: The dragon might save you
SnowbirdMike: The term ie "Ouchie"
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Look at all these sideways red things over here...
RoastedGravy: Starting out with a bang.
asthanius: How's Wheeler supposed to do dumb stuff if Serge beats him?
GladiatorMTGA: Did someone say Meat Storm?
frozenphoenix7: Are there any sweepers?
Dr_fragenstien: not dob, but it doesn't look good
SeismicLawns: @GladiatorMTGA no
GladiatorMTGA: Also Joker's Temur TKS storm deck is legit
Boon_33: so many options, and so little daylight.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're brainstorming wrong.
Haroldholmes25: I mean anything is viable if you have a loose enough definition of viable
SnowbirdMike: Plus Pretty
RandomTrivia: Tendeez nuts of Agony? Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
Gaz_L: You Brainstormed wrong
RoastedGravy: NotLikeThis
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sheer_falacy: you're brainstorming right
Dr_fragenstien: it does block
Mattmitchell45: Birgalicious...Death
SeismicLawns: if serge has a land it's exactsies?
Gaz_L: Now just need to draw Grinning Ignus and then just infinite loop until Serge scoops
emily_t_g: !decklist
maxthefourth: !card Mizzix's Mastery
LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Boon_33: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: Just this once, not sergeOffByOne
jcat1111: play mono blue mill.....
MegaDosX: !decks
asthanius: Wait there's only 12? This isn't nearly trash enough!
frozenphoenix7: Ok but Mr. Wheeler, is there a decklist for this anyway
Gaz_L: Ahh, just what Wheeler WANTED you to think
electra310: He's super lulled! Go for the kill!
Haroldholmes25: big mood
jcat1111: play mono blue mill....
Juliamon: https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3920519#arena here's Wheeler's deck
SnowbirdMike: Soo.... Wheelers strategy of letting Serge win is working.
kendallts: Just got here and I need to know: did we start with 12 approaches or fit in a minimum number of real cards and then stuff the rest in?
asthanius: It said x12 when you were in Sideboarding
ItsMeRST: The unstoppable EXODIA
asthanius: Unless I saw wrong
tangokilo421: I thought I saw 12 as well
SeismicLawns: i think it's just a bear
RandomTrivia: I mean, it attacks you until you die Wheeler, that's bad, right? lrrBEEJ
XprotoformX: If i manage to form Devastator its all over for you Mr. Yager
asthanius: Yeah, I just went back and looked, this list is on 12
Xx_JAG_xX: coward, true players play with a minimum of 30 approaches!!!
brendonn: Instant preordain!
asthanius: Two is more than enough!
kendallts: Hey we built preordain
asthanius: Wait, I'm getting a note.
asthanius: COMMIT TO THE BIT
SnowbirdMike: Seens fine
asthanius: Sorry Mr. Savidan
MegaDosX: Don't make Adam tap the sign
emily_t_g: wheelers deck is so hot
Dmc3628: Cam gets it
sheer_falacy: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Pharmacistjudge: twtich chat, we need to pivot. compliment adam a bunch
brendonn: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow Cameron
tahoebyker: honestly, only 12 do nothing cards is pretty good for Wheeler
emily_t_g: if you cut the approaches for good cards the deck might even be good too
SnowbirdMike: In this corner
Mattmitchell45: Dragon's Approach draws out Primal Hate in me
Izandai: Cam is ON FIRE tonight, holy shit.
Roger_Job329: Froot froot?
MegaDosX: You also point at it when you want to fight someone at Wrestlemania
asthanius: Like pointing towards Disney Land
GredGredmansson: not just one person
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: Like when Triple H and Undertaker pointed at it to challenge each other
Diabore: or literally any time the wrestlemania sign is posted
SnowbirdMike: wait, What?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: Kathleen guesting on Sidewalk slam when
Dmc3628: you went through 30 peeps and get to fight the one champ at mania
circusofkirkus: a Kathleen & Cameron SWS epsidoe would be great
GredGredmansson: the person that iw WEARING A BELT
Boon_33: I finally understand
lochnessseammonster: that's what happened here tonight
Izandai: PrideLaugh
SnowbirdMike: Touche'
RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN YES
emily_t_g: is THIS wrestlemania?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: dont break kayfabe cameron
djalternative: well, the group of people is the same here
circusofkirkus: in an ARENA
electra310: The group of people watching is staying mostly the same, but we do get more excited
GredGredmansson: Who here is wearing a belt
corpocracy: synergy
ItsMeRST: If you are Rhonda Rousey, you can just walk out and point at it if you just feel like it
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrFacepalm benginDab
MegaDosX: The number of sentences of Serge's today that start with "wait..."
Gaz_L: a MTG Royal Rumble would be absurd. 30 person Commander game, last person standing faces the champ from the last GP
Simonark: Can we just have a week where random people do all the podcasts? Beej and Cori on North 100, Cam and Kathleen on SWS. Three people who aren't members of LRR at all on the AskLRR
frozenphoenix7: No Serge, Direfleet Daredevil is not insanely broken.
Xx_JAG_xX: a gladiatorial coliseum? i thought this was a circus full of clowns B)
SnowbirdMike: A 3/3 .. overpowered
brendonn: LUL
asthanius: Got there!
Mattmitchell45: Those Snarls.........ick
chrysaliss: Woo tap lands!
HundreydAundre: @Simonark What Oh noes! Why.... The first of THIS month was already two weeks ago!!
chrysaliss: Straight outta m19!
NavelWarfare: @gaz_l A thirty person edh game would take days, Jesus. Thanks I hate it LUL
sheer_falacy: never don't wingus
northernmercury: always wingus
SnowbirdMike: Dingus seems fair
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: sometimes wingus
asthanius: After a hard day of wingus, I like to sit back and dingus
xherorush: if you choose to not discard an enchantment and then choose to discard an enchantment do you still have to discard 2 cards?
MegaDosX: Sometimes Wingus, always Dingus
InsaneVioletMage: @xherorush yes
Haroldholmes25: !card sunbird
LRRbot: Sunbird's Invocation [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your hand, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. You may cast a spell with converted mana cost X or less from among cards revealed this way without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
xherorush: eww
Xx_JAG_xX: can i offer u a wingus in this trying time??
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, here we go
MegaDosX: I love Sunbird's
SnowbirdMike: They raised the price of a good wingus by $5 dollars. i can no longer afford it.
circusofkirkus: bye dragon
MechaKuuga: LUL
brendonn: LUL
emily_t_g: booooo
MegaDosX: Feels bad
GredGredmansson: no this is good
asthanius: Best of 13
chrysaliss: Basically Thrumming Stone
GredGredmansson: dragon gets to stay in the deck
Xx_JAG_xX: should've played more than 12
HundreydAundre: @Simonark I originally, unoriginally came up with a joke around this April of "It's still the first until the 8th" indicating the first days of the week of April as the Fool's joke.
MegaDosX: Game pls
Izandai: PrideLaugh
emily_t_g: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: this isn't dungeon dice monsters
Izandai: SNERGE RIDES AGAIN
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I rolled a 2.
HundreydAundre: @Simonark This would've been a great time for a Fool's Podcast compilation!
northernmercury: we need duke devlin
Mattmitchell45: Forgets what Scrying does
SnowbirdMike: The dice rolling was Wednesdays stream.
sheer_falacy: Wheeler you have to find a way to kill yourself
sheer_falacy: you can't let Serge do it
asthanius: Serge is playing with his food
SeismicLawns: uhhh... snake eyes
Diabore: why did the aggro deck have to make it to the end
tahoebyker: wheelerHub
circusofkirkus: VOICE LINE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I want to see the deck do it's thing, why i love watching Commander games
Izandai: Always has been.
GredGredmansson: always have been
MegaDosX: I love the Prismari treasure tokens
Bugberry: They were always scottish
brendonn: LUL
emily_t_g: wooooooo ROWAN
SeismicLawns: i think this deck needs more good cards
LucasTheDrgn: that's 1 less land,
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: less lands accomplished
HundreydAundre: Scotts!? Nice!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
heartofgoldfish: can you play multiple of a card in a singleton format if the card says you can?
Graham_LRR: The “Confused Will” emote is just about the best emote they’ve made so far
RandomTrivia: ^^
F1SHOR: wheelerY wheelerH
Dmc3628: the math Will emote is just excellence
emily_t_g: @Graham_LRR big agree
HundreydAundre: Also, feelsshotman
MegaDosX: Time for sword?
brendonn: This looks like it might be lethal
djalternative: I love all 3 of the strix stickers
SnowbirdMike: This seems fine
sheer_falacy: math is for blockers
sheer_falacy: so if you do the math wrong
BjjBrain: @Graham_LRR 100% agree! it's my fav!
RoastedGravy: LUL
asthanius: Good on you for letting Serge win
MegaDosX: I really wanted to see that deck pop off
sheer_falacy: your empire of dirt
RandomTrivia: Confused Will is adorkable
GredGredmansson: but the dragon never came
Easilycrazyhat: Your kingdom...of cards?
northernmercury: Good thing this is best of dragons approach
Gaz_L: the Lilliana ruler sticker is also v good
Dmc3628: and now we get obliterated like Kaiba
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler, undone in an instant
inks_muse: Didn't approach fast enough
Dr_fragenstien: paul, add the echo effect
Fruan: "Lilliana about to spank you" is an emote I'm incredibly uncomfortable that randoms can spam at me now.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh wow, Wheeler faded into dust!
RoastedGravy: Man, the Yugi vs. Pegasus duel went a lot different than I remembered.
Mattmitchell45: Boy sure is dusty
Mr_Horrible: wait, hold on
XprotoformX: No my pile of ashes!
Izandai: Hah! Arena! I get it!
FacelessManAboutTown: Pretend?
SnowbirdMike: worst sound effects ever
Mr_Horrible: is *this* Castlevania season 4?
MegaDosX: Mr. Wheeler, I don't feel so good
YeetTheRich_: i like yugioh antagonist wheeler
emily_t_g: I think this makes sere the new king
ItsMeRST: Now another anime guy shows up and rips out your eye
Roger_Job329: and you can have it all my empire of dirt
SnowbirdMike: Grats All
HundreydAundre: MGS Game Over Sequence
ChargingFerret: vun hahaha two hahaha three hahaha
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN GG Serge! lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap lrrSERGE
Gaz_L: you have won Wheelander
djalternative: now he must win in a bo3 sealed agains wheeler?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's so much responsibility
DiscordianTokkan: It's the Vanguard Dare!
zombub: I can’t believe wheeler is dead and we’re all just watching an empty stream
AllTheWeasels: Sorry Serge, you have to play Approach of the Dragon now
RandomTrivia: sergeSnerge
northernmercury: Serge is the gladiator now
Darleysam: Santa Clause rules
RoastedGravy: The King is dead, long live the King!
Boon_33: sergeSnerge
Xx_JAG_xX: serge the king of gladiator!!!
SnowbirdMike: Hail Kin g Snerge
GredGredmansson: sergeSnerge
sheer_falacy: ban Revitalize, they were so mean to it earlier
hd_dabnado: WOOOOO
SeismicLawns: Snerge's first decree: Hovermyr is legal
emily_t_g: ban all blue scoures!
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BjjBrain: Ban the Dragon card lol
maxthefourth: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerW
GladiatorMTGA: Mink was right!
F1SHOR: wait no we cant give serge more work i need my minecraft vods!
circusofkirkus: BEHEAD THE KING
jadedhyena: All Hail Serge!
GladiatorMTGA: We're banning Opt!
Easilycrazyhat: wait...
mrsarkhan: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
hd_dabnado: #FreeOko
ItsMeRST: Serge, you can unbend Teferi 3!
Xx_JAG_xX: UPRISE
Cunobelenos: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
HundreydAundre: >_<
heartofgoldfish: in all honesty i'd love to see formats with banned colors
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
SnowbirdMike: Wait.. Can i suggest a coupe
GredGredmansson: Wow, that may have been the fastest descent into madness in world history
RoastedGravy: Islands now tap for C!
JarofGoats: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
northernmercury: fastbond to gladiator
djalternative: just ban basic island
HundreydAundre: Cameron! Safe the format!
HundreydAundre: Wut?!
maxthefourth: Put Balance into Smash
hd_dabnado: i didnt realize that the monarch was on arena
Mr_Horrible: "This swamp brought to you by King Serge"
Izandai: Serge, as king, begins every game with the monarchy.
SnowbirdMike: But , We will have better coffee now.
sheer_falacy: is she left hand vizier or right hand vizier
SeismicLawns: *Serge Creates a Shadow Council*
xherorush: ruined it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Grand Vizier Kathleen, who will obviously overthrow Serge later, as all Grand Viziers do.
asthanius: Run, as in LoadingReady?
SnowbirdMike: Segway?
RandomTrivia: Valiant attempt, Ben. Valiant attempt LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: why run when you can segway?
northernmercury: you chat gladiator just isn't the same anymore
DiscordianTokkan: Loadng Ready Run
the777s: ikr, you pour coffee wrong and some say it's already ruined lol
Radyin: These have been masterful segues.
xantos69: Cheer50 bits for the LRR folk
Graham_LRR: RUN... over to CardKingdom.com/lrr
northernmercury: turns out that the cards were the real kingdom all along
SnowbirdMike: And thanks to the terrific LRR gang for another terrific Friday Nite.
sheer_falacy: huh, card kingdom is hardcore
Mattmitchell45: Card Kingdom dotcom - A Bloody Card Coup
HundreydAundre: Gladiator Monarch? Me remembering Friday Nights Conspiracy: Oh No....
SnowbirdMike: Gravy is good
hd_dabnado: oh god wheeler clear your pings it hurts me
RoastedGravy: @SnowbirdMike Kappa
SnowbirdMike: Hmm.. I have heard of Card kingdom
Electrodyne: Card Kingdom removed my car and washed my appendix!
DiscordianTokkan: That's me!
SeismicLawns: nice
RandomTrivia: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
SnowbirdMike: Nice
RandomTrivia: WHEELER! ONE JOB! LUL
RoastedGravy: cool story
SnowbirdMike: but i dont get it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice, but the city in France.
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: yeah
RandomTrivia: LUL
AllTheWeasels: Doesn't Serge play prison?
SnowbirdMike: terrific games. thanks guys.
AllTheWeasels: I'm pressing X to doubt
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
SnowbirdMike: bye
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Cunobelenos: lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaZzz
RandomTrivia: The best.
NotCainNorAbel: yes of course you were good
Mr_Horrible: No. You were the best.
RandomTrivia: You can be both of those things
Mattmitchell45: Tragic Friday
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThump o/ lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Wheeler!
Electrodyne: Nighty night
heartofgoldfish: gnight wheeler! and HELLO end of the next highlight reel
Radyin: !decklist