SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Juliamon: You know what, game? Well played.
Dog_of_Myth: Dragon hacks
johnalogue: this does not feel like a good way to make a rhythm game into a "battle" system
NavelWarfare: Music's good, at least
RandomTrivia: Well then
SnivianMoon: The music is certainly a lot better than Professor Subway's.
kalateth: time to fire and flame his scaly ass
DarkMorford: You know, as difficult as it makes the game, I love when they make engines flexible enough to fuck with the UI like that.
asthanius: Dump on down
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Dog_of_Myth: The game knows......
NavelWarfare: Surprise!
NavelWarfare: YES
RandomTrivia: LUL
NavelWarfare: BLOOD
falconsbane007: falcon14LUL
NeoSilverThorn: MercyWing1 frcrHappy MercyWing2
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Y'know, if we ever need to stretch for content..
RandomTrivia: OH NO
NavelWarfare: Need more deeps
nyperold: DRAWGON
RandomTrivia: More dots!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh nooooo
mtvcdm: The House of Lies unintentionally
adambomb625: Wait, are you trying to claim the Taiko army is not enough?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
corefluxx: Corgo100
voltamp2014: You guys ever going to do pandemic legacy season2?
Juliamon: voltamp2014 Given that they're still in an actual pandemic, it's not looking good
NavelWarfare: Beep?
Juliamon: uhhh
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE
voltamp2014: Lol
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: "the designated times of monday" is a STRONG phrase LUL
PMAvers: After that, who knows since James hasn't updated the calendar.
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RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Heather! lrrHEART lrrHEART
icedsly: lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: POKEYMANS! benginHype benginHype benginHype
RandomTrivia: Hopefully with 100% fewer car crashes this week
PMAvers: But what if one of those car crashes unlodges the Mew that's stuck under that truck
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wait, car crashes? In pokemons?
DarkMorford: I still don't understand how that happened. Ben doesn't even drive!
DarkMorford: :p
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well there's your problem
asthanius: Not legally, he doesn't
Juliamon: Bengineering was supposed to be on the stream but a car crash outside his apartment took out the internet
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ooh, I hope the drivers are ok
DeM0nFiRe: A car crash? A car crash kill lilly and james pot-- oh wait no wrong line
Mattmitchell45: Ooooooh boy!
NavelWarfare: Pokey mains!
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait again?
Haroldholmes25: Yee pokemon this week and next week. something else after that
OnyxOblivion: I think this is actually my card
OnyxOblivion: interesting
OnyxOblivion: wheeler give me back my card
DeM0nFiRe: Is this your card? *eats card* not anymore it isn't
Earthenone: !pkmn crash
LRRbot: Crasher Wake | Trainer — Supporter | Discard 2 Water Energy cards from your hand. If you do, search your deck for up to 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then, shuffle your deck. / You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).
TheMyrMan: woo! so hype to actually be here for ITYC this week! Cheer100 Cheer100
OnyxOblivion: !pkmn Bill
LRRbot: Bill | Trainer — Supporter | You can play only one Supporter card each turn. When you play this card, put it next to your Active Pokémon. When your turn ends, discard this card. / Draw 2 cards.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: draw 2?! that's busted!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
OnyxOblivion: Ben 1 and Ben 2???
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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Gekyouryuu: something, something, clever joke about Rapid Strike Urshifu
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thehokeypokey: I'm your automobile baby
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MegaDosX: My card is the ten of spades apparently!
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OnyxOblivion: ITS REMY'S DAD
PMAvers: Fresh off of being isekai'd, and after a long and perilous adventure has returned to Earth, it's Ben
RandomTrivia: Our two favourite Bens are here again bay-beeee! lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
PaperDoopliss: You have to put on your own mask first, so you can be wearing a rad mask
wtrob: Hi Ben and hi Ben
TheAinMAP: benginHi
circusofkirkus: lupper :O
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
matchbow2: That sounds amazing
DaSunao: elfunkPopcorn
MegaDosX: Don't poke that boy, he might explode
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CaptainAmero: 12 months? That's like 12 months! Glad to be here with my 2 favourite Bens
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MegaDosX: One singular cold noodle
RandomTrivia: Oh no
weff47: eat the noodle brick
Juliamon: I had leftover pad thai... same situation
UncannyJimjams: we're also having pizza for dinner tonight
YeetTheRich_: sounds delicous
Haroldholmes25: no
Dr_fragenstien: google r4at king with safe search off Kappa
RandomTrivia: That's using your noodle! lrrBEEJ
circusofkirkus: there's tragedy
matchbow2: You guys are talking a lot slower at 1x speed
YeetTheRich_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
YeetTheRich_: oh hey i can press a button
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TheMyrMan: cheer100 did I miss anything?
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
RandomTrivia: OMG Wheeler LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JarofGoats: This is our fault! lrrAWESOME
Roger_Job329: Froot Froot train
CaptainAmero: Cheer100 Cheer100 For that great intro
NavelWarfare: Flawless segue
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Smooth
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Roger_Job329: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: baa.
MegaDosX: Moo.
themlin: we got double bens! yay!
RandomTrivia: Get with the bit MegaDosX
MrBurrito: hello!
MegaDosX: Never!
weff47: is this like the 2nd Type we've played?
RandomTrivia: Hey there MrBurrito, welcome!
MrBurrito: 2 Bens for the Price of One?
MegaDosX: Also if this is standard, does that mean Omnath is banned?
cptmoralsupport: I’m still trying to complete the training
MrBurrito: is Oko banned in this standard too?
Earthenone: is ADP rotated out yet? is it safe to come back to the game?
RandomTrivia: Such a unique format name! lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Oko is banned in everything
cptmoralsupport: Oko isn’t banned in commander
TheMyrMan: the little coloured box is an indicator
RandomTrivia: Yes yes, but the point for comedic value stands :D
niccus: *hands up* mcdonalds
codatski: Hullo chat
MrBurrito: and Oko, Thief of Crowns
Earthenone: i assume your play group will take care of banning people who play oko in commander
DarkMorford: Ah, butts, I forgot Jimmy John's closes early on Sundays. What do for dinner?
RandomTrivia: Hey there codatski
Raiger: Oko isn't banned in commander YET ;)
MegaDosX: What does Mismagius do that made it banworthy?
RandomTrivia: "Go ask your Ben" Kappa
TheMyrMan: orange box means standard legality
NavelWarfare: So which Ben is the ventriloquist and which the puppet?
Earthenone: !pkmn mismagius unbroken bonds
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PMAvers: Or James.
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, one-sided N
RandomTrivia: Neat
MegaDosX: Ooof
RandomTrivia: To be fair, then they draw for turn and if it's a Professor they draw 7 anyway
MrBurrito: ugh. ive lost so many times with my opp on 1. 1 is defs not 0
RedTrinket1: so this is just leovold with wheels?
MegaDosX: Gross.
MegaDosX: So discard from deck is basically mill
wandering_goliath converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
RandomTrivia: There's so much card velocity, just cards flying everywhere lrrBEEJ
rainbowolf13: A good example a draw 3 card in pokemon isn't even considered competitively viable
RandomTrivia: Hell, Plasma-era Colress was absurd, basically a draw 10
RandomTrivia: OF
RandomTrivia: OOF
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
Gaytanic_Panic: F
beokirby: !pkmn colress
LRRbot: Colress | Trainer — Supporter | Shuffle your hand into your deck. Then, draw a number of cards equal to the number of Benched Pokémon (both yours and your opponent's). / You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).
MegaDosX: "Hey, here's why you're a numpty" - the game, probably
Jar_of_Stuff subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Jar_of_Stuff: 'eeeeeeey
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TheMyrMan: I really like how the Pokémon ladder doesn't punish losing, so you can feel free to experiment
Gaytanic_Panic: Here's how you did! Nothing!
Ba_Dum_Tish: you win nothing. Good day sir
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, mystery!
TheMyrMan: message me what you need Ben
MegaDosX: !pkmn cramorant
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cramorant (VIV); Cramorant (RCL); Cramorant (SSH); Cramorant V; Cramorant V (SSH 198)
MegaDosX: !pkmn cramorant v
LRRbot: Cramorant V (SSH 155) | Pokémon {Colorless} [200HP] — Basic V | V rule: When your Pokémon V is Knocked Out, your opponent takes 2 Prize cards. | {1} Beak Catch: Search your deck for up to 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then, shuffle your deck. / {3} Spit Shot: Discard all Energy from this Pokémon. This attack does 160 damage to 1 of your opponent's Pokémon. (Don't apply Weakness and Resistance for Benched Pokémon.) | weak: Lightning×2 | resist: Fighting-30 | …
RandomTrivia: Choncc frend!
MegaDosX: Dedenne thicc tho
wtrob: I saw the Cramorant Porygon deck today and I think that’s the next deck I’m trying to build
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
asthanius: Wo-ah Black Betty! Cramorant!
RandomTrivia: DERP BIRP
OnyxOblivion: 200 dollars for PLASTIC BALL???
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maximum birb
BrowneePoints: Poryrant or Cramgon
adambomb625: Birds and Borbs
RobotInProgress: good vibes
JarofGoats: I installed a computer virus on my bird and now I'm winning!
dbhkyle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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asthanius: What a generous offer
MegaDosX: Also, Porygon and Cramorant together is a combination you'd almost never see outside this game, I suspect :p
insidepigeon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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dbhkyle: Cant stick around for the poke-fun. So i'll catch you cool cats in the vods!
wtrob: seabatYIKES
RandomTrivia: Take care dbhkyle!
MegaDosX: An energy that tutors seems good
RandomTrivia: *MINE*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bird of Unusual Size
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Can't hear game audio at all, if that's why you were fiddling with the sliders.
asthanius: It's there, just quiet
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah pokemon is super fast with its draw engine
MegaDosX: I mean, on occasion
DarkMorford: Ah. Totally fair, just making sure it was known. ;)
RandomTrivia: You say that like you never sat listening to some of the Elite4 themes for 25 minutes
asthanius: one of many beeves
JarofGoats: Do any of the pokemon and/or supporters have scottish accents
YeetTheRich_: if they had the pokemon theme song in the game i would actually listen to it on loop yeah
DeM0nFiRe: I saw you look at that card in your hand, you have to play it now
Earthenone: whats the storm count at?
adambomb625: Is this a Mirror?
Ba_Dum_Tish: The card art is super interesting
SkylerRingtail: Having played a lot of Theme decks so far, Standard is SUPER intimidating in comparison
YeetTheRich_: gotta catch em all
BrowneePoints: There's 3 different foil types too!
circusofkirkus: foils? in my pokemon? you mean holos, right? Kappa
Haroldholmes25: I mean it's one pokemon, how much could it cost? Kappa
Earthenone: 10$?
adambomb625: Cardi B crossover Oranguru
asthanius: Any relation to Tail Whap?
MegaDosX: So many tutors!
RandomTrivia: The giant bird has double D-T stapled to it?! That seems pretty good
ArcOfTheConclave: Beak catch seems bonkers
asthanius: Attack, Damage, Palkia
adambomb625: Double DT on a basic pokemon for 1 energy seems rediculous
Cavemanhar: pikarom
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
MegaDosX: Is there, like, a RDW equivalent in Pokemon TCG?
Earthenone: not really i dont think, its kind of all combo-y decks
thevikingbear__ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
thevikingbear__: Happy 16 months everyone! This has been a fantastic group of people to spend the last 1.33333333333333333333333333333333 years with
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JarofGoats: Are there certain archetypes/themes/abilites associated with the types like the colors in MTG?
demondrinkingtea: @LoadingReadyRun Dunsparce?
RandomTrivia: ^
MegaDosX: He said good Pokemon, demon :p
themlin: !card triple acceleration energy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Hpjones10: is there an Allister dicard deck?
YeetTheRich_: snorlax tribal?
RobotInProgress: They'd be fools to not have a whimsicott card, love that bundle of fluff
wtrob: I’ve been having a ton of fun with my Bronzong metal deck
Earthenone: !pkmn triple acceleration
LRRbot: Triple Acceleration Energy | Energy — Special | This card can only be attached to Evolution Pokémon. If this card is attached to 1 of your Pokémon, discard it at the end of the turn. / This card provides ColorlessColorlessColorless Energy only while it is attached to an Evolution Pokémon. / If this card is attached to anything other than an Evolution Pokémon, discard this card.
Earthenone: i think palosand (sandcastle that eats children) is the mill deck
demondrinkingtea: @MegaDosX how dare you
RandomTrivia: WOAH
silenceaux: That's a Stage 2 for you
RandomTrivia: Fastbond is, after all, a pretty good card
RandomTrivia: BIG DERP BIRB
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
RandomTrivia: Welp
silenceaux: coins have been flipped
MythosMagic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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wtrob: seabatYIKES
Ba_Dum_Tish: What could possibly go wrong
RandomTrivia: Oh wow the Powerful energy with Max Jet seems VERY strong
MegaDosX: Sick wheel dude
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
darkalter2000: MorphinTime
silenceaux: Oh they put that effect on a pokemon instead of on a supporter
silenceaux: that seems like a bold design decision
OnyxOblivion: so is it Bo1 in the physical scene or Bo5?
TheMyrMan: yea, should have researched
cptmoralsupport: I’m new to the game (started last night) and Raichu seems powerful 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
BrowneePoints: Baron Von Poppinov himself!?
MegaDosX: Thwack!
silenceaux: Bet it all on the coin flip, Ben
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silenceaux: Oh wait it confuses the Proygon not the Centimax, I'm a fool
MegaDosX: Always bolt the bird
DeM0nFiRe: pjdBord
noSmokeFire: oh FAMILY
dougma: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Mulder lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maow
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wtrob: wheelerMuldcb
dougma: birb
adambomb625: Does pokemon have hand size limits?
noSmokeFire: love that angular duck
TheMyrMan: one of your 151 favourites??
JarofGoats: The possibility of key cards getting stuck in the prize zone actually seems like it would lead to interesting deckbuilding
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
MegaDosX: Just side in Krark's Thumb and you should be golden
BrowneePoints: @JarofGoats It forces you to include multiples and to have backup plans
NavelWarfare: A game of "Oh I might die"
MegaDosX: This seems like an unfair matchup between a Porygon and a Type: NUll
MegaDosX: Null*
cptmoralsupport: Btw. Arena’s new sideboard change for BO1 is very hampering
adambomb625: no quick draw attack?
silenceaux: Can't attack if you get the first turn.
adambomb625: oh right
EequalsMCcubed: when did they add that rule??
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BITs19_: well heck
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MegaDosX: What type is that on the Crobat card?
EequalsMCcubed: darkness
RandomTrivia: Quite a few types are condensed down
EequalsMCcubed: nah, alot of the types in the game like ground and flying are replaced with fighting and normal
JarofGoats: Nope! Has been grouped with grass or psychic in the past too, but dark seems to be what they've settled on
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey there boo boo. I'm going to shoot this rat at Ranger Smith
BloodnBullets: just got here, was that a TRIPLE colourless energy?
Juliamon: yeah the full suite of pkmn types would be A Lot for a card game so they slimmed it where they could
djalternative: Imagine Yogi Bear except he's a really stupid baseball player from way back
OnyxOblivion: Porygon-Zed one-shots your ADC
NexusVoxx: monke
MrBurrito: Monkey Brains
YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
RandomTrivia: Good joke Ben
noSmokeFire: if you hold an oranguru up to your ear you can ear an ape attack
MegaDosX: Porygon-Z's ability seems pretty strong
asthanius: "Yes, and" Ben! "Yes, and"!
rabbitgta: just tuning it what format are they playing?
NexusVoxx: as per usual
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
Ba_Dum_Tish: Most babbo pokemon are
frozenphoenix7: What do you mean, base Porygon seems busted, it says Draw a card on it
benjamin_wheeler: @rabbitgta Standard
frozenphoenix7: It has to be good
MegaDosX: At least it's balanced in that regard, you have to keep your angular duck alive long enough to make it powerful
OnyxOblivion: i wanna build a deck around Magikarp
RandomTrivia: LUL
rabbitgta: thanks @benjamin_wheeler
Stormthius: Cheer50
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pokemon really seems like a game where decking out is very possible
asthanius: Now I have the gorilla noises stuck in my head
MegaDosX: Oh no, the fragile duck!
EequalsMCcubed: why play cramorant when maractus exists?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Smooth duck
frank_the_great: Hi Bens, I don't really know how to play the pokemon games beside the computer trading card game that they had. What about it appeals best to you?
noSmokeFire: you really need to defragment your duck
asthanius: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth duck
Earthenone: !pkmn Lysandre's trump
LRRbot: Lysandre's Trump Card | Trainer — Supporter | Each player shuffles all cards in his or her discard pile into his or her deck (except for Lysandre's Trump Card). / You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).
djalternative: cherish ball. cherish your ball. cherish the balls.
Ukon_Cairns: surprise, its ponza
djalternative: hell yeah ponza
icefinch: don't worry you got this ben
OnyxOblivion: the battle of the bens is fierce
Rustpile: oh geez Ben's avatar seabatYIKES
drumshark13: at the velocity of card
Ukon_Cairns: cardboard have much vroom vroom
Tiber727: WhyNotBoth.jpeg
djalternative: If it's card velocity, what direction is it going in?
RandomTrivia: Cards don't have much mass, so Kaiba would have needed a lot of card velocity to slice through concrete
EequalsMCcubed: welder is crazy
asthanius: It's a person with a job
Tiber727: Gambit believes in the velocity of the cards.
Earthenone: its like 2 explores taped together
MrBurrito: imagione a magic card that said play 2 lands and draw 3 cards
MrBurrito: it would cost like 6
RandomTrivia: Urban Evolution is that you? lrrBEEJ
Rustpile: talk TCG to me , whispers "I stifle your fetch"
TheMyrMan: people welder onto cramorant
silenceaux: !card Urban Evolution
LRRbot: Urban Evolution [3GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
asthanius: Weld this sheet metal to my bird
silenceaux: Huh, not even two extra lands. I guess it would cost at least 6.
Earthenone: he looks like a mario dog
noSmokeFire: heatran is basically an armored baked sweet potato
YeetTheRich_: imagine a card in magic that draws a card, puts a land into play, gains 3 life and then escapes from the graveyard and does it again
asthanius: Return to Monke
1y1e: monkaS
cptmoralsupport: Great card that shouldn’t have been banned @yeettherich_
MrBurrito: also on attack*
YeetTheRich_: hot take Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: You're Monkeing wrong?
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hubris
MegaDosX: WHAT
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: The same devilled egg
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
MythosMagic: H U B R I S
silenceaux: Stadium really putting in work Kappa
noSmokeFire: statistically improbable!
asthanius: wheelerHub
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown
BloodnBullets: statistics!
MrBurrito: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
EequalsMCcubed: pokemon coin flips are always weighted against you
dougma: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
TheMyrMan: Ben loves his luck
suitedsheep: Much is the sadness of the random chance
RobotInProgress: Reject Coin flip, Return to dice roll!
Rustpile: wheelerHub wheelerHub
ArcOfTheConclave: Is your Monke the 'brainstorming wrong' of Pokemon?
TheMyrMan: cheer100 premier coin-flip player of the format
MegaDosX: I just remember Wheeler's attempt to Mystical Tutor with Krark on a recent FNPF. I think he lost five flips in a row?
dougma: sergeHolyMoly sergeHubris wheelerHub kritShirt
djalternative: what flavor is glimmerwood tangle?
BrowneePoints: Tropical Punch
TheMyrMan: Sky Field is the stadium that most commonly helps both
Ba_Dum_Tish: This benefits us both! Equally? No.
silenceaux: rainbow sherbet
djalternative: I imagine like rainbow sherbert or skittles
AttackCowboy: So is Oranguru this game's Brainstorm?
Rustpile: Fruity Pebbles
TheMyrMan: veridian forest and brooklet hill are the others I've used of my opponents
DarkMorford: I just had the game AI flip 8 heads in a row against me. That suuuuuucked
MegaDosX: It basically plays the same as Aminatou's +1, except it's rummage-esque as opposed to loot-esque
TheMyrMan: @loadingreadyrun Wheeler, are you telling me you've never used your opponent's giant hearth to discard your last card for Archie's and fail to find???!!!!
MegaDosX: How many cards are there in a Pokemon TCG deck?
ArcOfTheConclave: Marnie!
MrBurrito: 60 i think
MegaDosX: lmaooo
MegaDosX: "Big Cheats" Ben Ulmer strikes again!
RandomTrivia: LUL gottem
HundreydAundre: oof
beokirby: 60 is the minimum right?
hidingbox: Casually mind twisting opponents
YeetTheRich_: so a card can be legal in standard but not in older formats?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just more birb
Ukon_Cairns: banned in everything but standard, drew ben 3 cards, is it treasure cruise? mpieThink
BrowneePoints: How are you doing giant idiot bird son? Cramorant: *choking noises*
LordSaphni: is this the Spitting Fish version?
HundreydAundre: @MegaDosX @beokirby SIXTY: Is the only number that matter here.
Tiber727: Come to think of it, do any games simply ban combinations of cards? Like you can have A or B, but having A & B is banned?
ArcOfTheConclave: @YeetTheRich_ yes like Companions
YeetTheRich_: hm true
MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ The other example that comes to mind is Underworld Breach, which is banned in Pioneer and Legacy, but legal everywhere else
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YeetTheRich_: i think i forgot how many times older formats got broken over the last year
Haroldholmes25: halfway there oh oh living on a ca caw
YeetTheRich_: or 2 years
benjamin_wheeler: Not playing Gulp Missle Cram
MegaDosX: Underworld Breach can do neat things in standard, but in older formats there's enough ridiculousness around your graveyard that it becomes just too much, from memory
djalternative: just go for all energy and mana severance. worked for jace.
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PigmyWurm: how many cards are in a pokemon deck?
derritter42: How absurd is that cramorant?
Ukon_Cairns: that duck took so much damage lrrSPOOP
YeetTheRich_: 60 card decks ... at least in standard i think @PigmyWurm
DarkMorford: @PigmyWurm Exactly 60. You're not allowed to go over or under.
asthanius: risk it for the bisque
PyroWulf: Ah, Pokemon TCGO, where I realized how -lacking- the starter cards are after getting bodied in six turns. And then I played for another 12 hours cause FUN
MegaDosX: That's a lotta coin flips
MegaDosX: Television? Never heard of it
YeetTheRich_: do they actually flip coins in paper pokemon or is just dice?
noSmokeFire: tell us more about this "television" granpa ben
DeM0nFiRe: Don't touch that dial! Because you probably dont even have a dial in your home in 2021~
Gobukiller: What's a channel? is that like as streaming service?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Ukon_Cairns: television? im only aware of the twitch dot television.
TheMyrMan: @loadingreadyrun message me on discord if you need anything
TSSaloic: soft g gambling
Easilycrazyhat: ah yes, jambling.
asthanius: zhambling
MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ I'd imagine it's the same as in MTG, where people might choose to flip a coin or roll dice
DarkMorford: Wuzza "dial"?
Earthenone: was soft g gambling the working title of this show?
YeetTheRich_: coin flipping must be way easier to cheat right?
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SkylerRingtail: If anyone is looking for theme decks to try, I'm loving Twilight Rogue
Earthenone: that reminds me of a dumb yugioh tornament rule, you cannot use dice to represent counters on cards, you need individual small items for each counter on a card
mitomanox: hello, nice people! just got here. double ben today?
wandering_goliath: what about individual small dice?
Earthenone: yeah, as long as 1 dice equals one counter i guess you could lol
wandering_goliath: just have to fight the power you know
Haroldholmes25: wheelerJoke
corefluxx: LOL?
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
asthanius: Hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
chefryto90: benginFacepalm
NotCainNorAbel: hahahahahahaaa I don't know why we are laughing
RandomTrivia: BBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MegaDosX: What the hell did I come back to
RandomTrivia: I didn't see the clown horn coming LUL
circusofkirkus: just a couple of jokesters
NavelWarfare: Okay, but ADP is bull and we all know that, right?
ballesta25: Adenosine diphosphate?
YeetTheRich_: well yes ben that IS my card
Haroldholmes25: ADP stands for "a dick pic" right?
Blightfight: Bummer that Wheeler will never be able to Play Hex: Shards of Fate.
Earthenone: adp frustrates me to no end, as it negates the only slight advantage you get for not playing the super basic pokemons
RandomTrivia: Punch Bear! Punch Bear!
Earthenone: so ben chooses to lose?
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, Mad Party shenanigans are fun
Rustpile: real question is, why are we not using that beautiful ninetails coin?
BrowneePoints: I believe you mean best Momma in Alola
Rustpile: Are lists gonna be posted anywhere?
MegaDosX: I like how the game just shook that card at you, like "play this card, silly"
BrowneePoints: The best part of Mad Party's predecessor, Night March, is that the deck was super cheap to build @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePoints: Zacian is also canonically a gal! and Zamazenta is her little brother
MegaDosX: Welp.
djalternative: Zacian and Yamper. The two dogs of Sword and Shield
Rustpile: @BrowneePoints I didn't know that, that's neat!
hidingbox: Night March?
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: LUL
SirMorek: Clowns have been released
Rustpile: gg
NavelWarfare: Dang clowns
MegaDosX: One of my favourite Wheeler jokes is still bailing on another joke halfway through
NavelWarfare: Well we got there
RandomTrivia: This card is a former winner of the Questing Beast Novel on a Card award
BrowneePoints: Hey! We don't talk about Pokemon Titulars! That's r34!
MegaDosX: Good lord, that's a wall of text
Earthenone: its also weak to a type that no longer exists, so it has no weakness :P
bentbranch: I made it! I'm probably late but I made it!
NavelWarfare: Does this mean Spiritomb shenanigans don't give the extra prize?
NavelWarfare: Not the best way to use them, but hey
SkylerRingtail: LRRning
Earthenone: GX are once a game attacks
Earthenone: shared across your deck
Haroldholmes25: Learning? Wait a minute this isn't strixhaven
MegaDosX: So kinda like Mega Evolution in X and Y?
TheMyrMan: yea, not just one time for that attack, only one of any GX attack
TheMyrMan: There is a fun supporter that lets you reuse your GX though, I have fun with that in my control deck :P
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BloodnBullets: based off the Z-moves from sun and moon.
MegaDosX: So is Mad Party kinda like the cycling deck in MTG?
Brianlive: I've got enough pokecoins for a new deck, I have Relentless Flames already, would you recommend the Leon Charizard or the Ampharos deck?
Ukon_Cairns: thats so many different chubby mice miasWow
BrowneePoints: Mad Party is basically dredge
MegaDosX: So currently dealing 80
beokirby: *220
MegaDosX: Or...more, if I read that right
HundreydAundre: My favorite GX move was on a Leafeon that ramped my EX-Pokemon to Mega Evolve from the bench.
hidingbox: Isn’t t the same as night March or is it slightly different?
JarofGoats: Oh! I remember hearing about a similar attack. Joltik and... Night March I want to say it was called?
TheMyrMan: @Brianlive Leon Charizard is a good jumping off point to other formats if you're interested in that, since it does see some play in Standard and Expanded, but Ampharos is more fun in just theme deck format
MegaDosX: Yeah I just realised that's multiples of each of them
circusofkirkus: just timetwister 4Head
lightfoot14: feels like a zenith flare kinda thing
TheMyrMan: Energy switch to the active and take a knockout?
Brianlive: Ampharos looked like fun on the last lrr stream with it, Amphy is one of my favorite Pokemon
Ukon_Cairns: i cant wait to see one of these chubby mice one punch thru god, time, and space.
Haroldholmes25: wait is that a fidget spinner
TwitchingPokki: Looks like it
Tiber727: @Haroldholmes25 It's an energy spinner. Completely different.
TheMyrMan: ADP is a bad matchup for Mad Party. It really takes away the main advantage for the single prize decks
TheMyrMan: Mad Party relies on having a bunch of dorky mad parties die, buying time, and powernig up
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TheMyrMan: ADP doesn't give you the time to sac enough Mad Party actives to set up
TheMyrMan: Mad Party is one of those polarising decks, either your deck can't really deal with it, or your deck kinda shuts it down
OnyxOblivion: im upset that Zacian outclasses Zamazenta even in card format LUL
CyndaneTierney: Does anyone know why the fairy type was removed?
BrowneePoints: They removed Dragon too
BrowneePoints: to re simplify
asthanius: Split the types too much
CyndaneTierney: Ah.
NavelWarfare: @onyxoblivion Zamazenta looks more impressive. Competitiveness is moot :D
asthanius: Same reason there's never been a bug type in the TCG, for example
TheMyrMan: Double Dragon energy doesn't get any new toys now
OnyxOblivion: is that a spoiler for the next magic expansion
asthanius: It was interesting when they tried out double-typed pokemon cards
Earthenone: it is not
djalternative: I'm crossing my fingers we'll finally get purple mana in the next magic set
SnowbirdMike: Seniors discount on energy required.
BrowneePoints: I never remember sideboards
Earthenone: yugioh does have sideboarding to this day :P
BrowneePoints: I don't remember*
RandomTrivia: You get so much card draw and so many tutors that you can have single tech-pieces if you want them and find them reliably
asthanius: Yu-Gi-Oh has like 8 different decks
OnyxOblivion: back in my day we didnt have these "dark" and "steel" energies, and we were happy!
HundreydAundre: Which be why adding an evergreen color to magic's five colours is likely impractical. Just look at Snow & those colorless diamonds, etc.
RandomTrivia: It's fine, Wheeler will learn when he plays Duel Links LLUL
Earthenone: its all piled in to one "extra" deck
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: "Um AKSHUALLY It's called a Tuner Monster"
djalternative: There's a main deck and an extra deck
Haroldholmes25: the washboard, the surfboard, and of course the board board
Blightfight: Doesn't YuGiOh have like, a chess board now? And you have to place your cards like Triple Triad?
YeetTheRich_: actually yugioh has also updated the zones on the board multiple times
djalternative: extra deck is basically a wish board
Teslamat: @Blightfight that's the syncro area
Earthenone: thats only for one mechanic now bliughtfight
asthanius: Dragon Drop
RandomTrivia: Dragon Drop also sounds like a Legacy deck
HundreydAundre: @Blightfight Excuse me ,sir! But I belief the term you may prefer would be "Pro-Bending".
tangokilo421: Dragon Drop sounds like candy pretending to be drugs
asthanius: It's not even a very cool sword. It's just a dog toy
niccus: this dog is going to get so much tetanus
Mattmitchell45: Sometime I just watch Youtube videos of Dogs Seeing Their Swords Return Home from War
BrowneePoints: Zacian loves HER swords
OnyxOblivion: da dawg wit da sword
djalternative: YGO is interesting because they don't have a standard which means no mechanics were ever phased out which lead to a mechanic collapse where the game literally crashed and had to be reformatted to acomodate them all
HundreydAundre: @djalternative Is that why they resorted to a digital client where they've preemptively re-vamped the rules?
asthanius: "I didn't bring my tokens, mind if I use this bellybutton lint?"
RandomTrivia: @asthanius YIKES
Earthenone: for some reason i picture ben wheeler showing up to the LGS with an abacus
frozenphoenix7: Ok but I've met those people Ben
wiggins: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
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BrowneePoints: Ben Wheeler, like Joey Wheeler, is the Luckiest Unluckiest Dude on the planet
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Izandai: mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART Hi Chatt!
Blightfight: Where did you come from, where did you go?
tangokilo421: Welcome to the Pokemon, Chatt
Xafty: ah yes, the (imo) best value TCG
asthanius: that tea cup got fricked up
djalternative: @HundreydAundre no. that happened after. In paper, there's an entire new battlefield with new rules that came with the set that introduced link monsters. From my understanding having played duel links for a while, they just started from the first series as a way to onboard new players
Orlantia: oh no my pokermans
MegaDosX: Wheeler just spilled the tea
BrowneePoints: what a cocky move wheeler
Rustpile: that animation was so extra I love it
Xafty: @djalternative thankfully they changed the master rule back to a better version, that still fits the link and pedulum zones
Orlantia: chatthew j Wiggins reporting
asthanius: Ya ever tuck a card just to watch it get shuffled?
BrowneePoints: Now Ulmer has the Oranguru. Guess the Ape Attack is on the other ear NOW eh Wheeler?
TwitchingPokki: I knew it!
RandomTrivia: Get 'em, girl!
Orlantia: jeebus
djalternative: @Xafty I'll have to look back into that then. I stopped really paying attention shortly after the vrains series started
Ukon_Cairns: that sword was so intrepid miasWow
Earthenone: yeah, in ygo right now, unless you are specificly using the vrains cards it pretty much is just 6 zones for creatures instead of 5 for each play compared to original field layout
Teslamat: LUL
tangokilo421: Gettin Switchy With It?
asthanius: Webster's defines Ordinary as-
Xafty: @djalternative yeah, the pedulum zones have moved to the side slots for spell/trap cards. and the link zone is not required anymore for extra deck stuff, minus full use of link monsters
NavelWarfare: driew yats
HatsWearCats: I catch the stream to find out youve joined the ADP dark side huh
LordSaphni: the link zones are finally gone? i may be interested slightly once again Xafty i freaking hated Link Monster stuff -_-
Xafty: @LordSaphni not gone, they still exist and you can summon from the extra deck into them. it just doesnt matter for anything but link monsters, because they actual care about relative location
SrMuskrat: @LordSaphni The link zones are still there you just can summon synchros, fusions and xyzs to any zone now
HatsWearCats: Mmmm spitshot
frozenphoenix7: You rang Ben?
HatsWearCats: With the new Telescopic sight too
HatsWearCats: Cyber Idiot Bird
eightbitrocket: that duck spits hot fire
LordSaphni: Oh thanks, thats still slightly better at least compared to the old stuff thanks roo7 Xafty & SrMuskrat
CyndaneTierney: Wait, does Ben have no deck? Does that mean he loses next turn?
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: LUL
hidingbox: lol
NavelWarfare: Welp
niccus: oh hey
circusofkirkus: partied too hard
Teslamat: guess I die
The_Voices: derp
RandomTrivia: #JustDredgeThings
tangokilo421: Cards are optional for card games, right? : )
Juliamon: It's not like you explicitly talked about having to pay attention to decking yourself or anything
Cavemanhar: has happened to me more than Id like to admit playing mad party
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mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
Juliamon: Another raid! Hello bust chut!
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Shout_outs: We're here now!
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RandomTrivia: Welcome, Bust chut!
Rustpile: wheelerY wheelerH
affinityartifacts: love you Bens
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asthanius: SNOM
RandomTrivia: SNOM
RandomTrivia: SNOM HYPE
MegaDosX: TINY CUTE SNOW WORM
circusofkirkus: SNOM
tangokilo421: SNOM
affinityartifacts: SNOM
RandomTrivia: Oh no, there's about to be a murder
asthanius: good swerve, ben
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
BrowneePoints: Wheeler needs a Snom plush
MegaDosX: Oh right, Eternatus has the superlaser
sing_o_muse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
HatsWearCats: SNOM HAS A BALLOON
HundreydAundre: lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: O R B
asthanius: so mischievous
Haroldholmes25: he's so bashful
MegaDosX: That is the cutest Koffing has ever been
djalternative: @Earthenone huh. I like the new master rule quite a bit but reading through it, I'm surprised to find out that there are apparently face up in the extra deck.
azkovo: oh good, the ben bois in pokemond. this is the content i've been craving.
tangokilo421: Oh no, Wheeler is bringing B U H back
asthanius: Of course you love Crobat, it's a friendship evo. If you didn't love it, it'd be a Golbat
MegaDosX: BIG BOY
TheAinMAP: Big whale.
RandomTrivia: BIG WHALE
CompSciJedi: OH LAWD HE COMIN'
chaostreader: !pkmn hiding energy
LRRbot: Hiding Darkness Energy | Energy — Special | As long as this card is attached to a Pokémon, it provides Darkness Energy. / The Darkness Pokémon this card is attached to has no Retreat Cost.
NavelWarfare: That is one massive lad
MegaDosX: Someone call Ishmael!
MegaDosX: !card pursued whale
LRRbot: Pursued Whale [5UU] | Creature — Whale [8/8] | When Pursued Whale enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with "This creature can't block" and "Creatures you control attack each combat if able." / Spells your opponents cast that target Pursued Whale cost {3} more to cast.
asthanius: Is Wheeler's deck just full of pokemon with fun faces?
RandomTrivia: A Whiggle, if you will lrrBEEJ
djalternative: If pokemon can have a card named Dan, they can have a card names Ishmael that's great against Wailord
HatsWearCats: Turn 2 Marnie is worse than Turn one thoughtsieze
UlranQentba: !pkmn marnie
LRRbot: Marnie | Trainer — Supporter | Each player shuffles their hand and puts it on the bottom of their deck. If either player put any cards on the bottom of their deck in this way, you draw 5 cards, and your opponent draws 4 cards. / You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn.
ballesta25: It's like turn 1 Winds of Change
MegaDosX: Aku. Means evil, from memory.
Brett2099: PokGengar
djalternative: It's very judgemental of the professors
HundreydAundre: I thought it was more or less "Yami"
asthanius: Little devils wheelerCurse
MegaDosX: あくタイプ is the full Japanese
HundreydAundre: Though I forget if that is accurate.
MegaDosX: For anyone who can read it >_>
RandomTrivia: Wow, I wish I could speak whale lrrBEEJ
AmewTheFox: also some dirty fighting, but it gets really funny when it gets to how special attacks are with that concept
Tiber727: Someone passed gas and Koffing knows who it is.
partsofmanny: RELEASE THE WHALE
Teslamat: LUL
BrowneePoints: It's called March of the Ents
BrowneePoints: or the Theme is at least
Shout_outs: It seems pokemon is tutor galore
YeetTheRich_: peasants: release the kraken
YeetTheRich_: me: prepare the whale
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, it's Garbotoxin by another name
asthanius: me: dish the fish
Pharmacistjudge: Sadly wheezing can’t take arceus; so not really a god slayer.
asthanius: They're having a whale of a good time
MegaDosX: Cannons loaded. Preparing to fire.
Gekyouryuu: sometimes I like to pronounce names wrong, and for Frosmoth I go "Frozem'th"
MegaDosX: Firing main cannon
Brianlive: The whales have been prepared m'lord
OnyxOblivion: what's the win loss record this stream so far
Shout_outs: Yeah, that's a big boi
asthanius: "No justice for the whales!" -Ben Ulmer, 2021
floki4242: because the mighty battle whale was feared by Whalers
Haroldholmes25: WHALE!
serramarkov: A blue whale is not a finesse weapon.
RandomTrivia: "Noooo, they be takin' mah bucket!"
NavelWarfare: Anything's a rapier if you try hard enough
HundreydAundre: Coming in a Summer Near You: The one thing that JAWS never expects in a fight: WHALE
asthanius: We're gonna need a bigger shark
lightfoot14: gotta face the two coin flip decks off
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Having a whale of a time
asthanius: Well Nancy...
YeetTheRich_: whale seymour ... i made it
asthanius: Whale-Seymore
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a thiccc whale
HundreydAundre: LWAL >_< LAWL
asthanius: Superintendant Clammers
CompSciJedi: Who would win: a stripey boi or one LORGE
NavelWarfare: benginO7 Zigzagoon, we hardly knew ye
asthanius: just a whole undersea re-write of steamed hams, as steamed clams
CompSciJedi: Turns out: the LORGE
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: Chauncy 2: Chaunce harder
MegaDosX: The same devilled...wait, I made this joke already
KeytarCat: I made it!
eightbitrocket: Chauncy 2 Fancy
KeytarCat: Allo, friends!
RandomTrivia: Hey there KeytarCat
Teslamat: LUL
sing_o_muse: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Easilycrazyhat: Oh Ben XD
RandomTrivia: lrrSACK
MegaDosX: And here I thought Wheeler was unlucky with coin flips
niccus: this has never happened in the history of pokemon
Juliamon: The coins giveth...
RandomTrivia: TANKY WHALE FRIEND
HundreydAundre: oof
Cavemanhar: the coin flip gods have betrayed ben
asthanius: Maybe Ben misses all his flips twice
RandomTrivia: Ben could still lose 6 flips in a row
Dr_fragenstien: 0 heads lets go
HundreydAundre: Pokemon be like: No Takesies-Backsies!
asthanius: okay well
RedbeardTheTechnical: is it all coming down to coin tosses?
RandomTrivia: There it is
MegaDosX: Kablammo!
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
TheMyrMan: hey @loadingreadyrun wheeler message me if you need stuff for other decks
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am virtual
djalternative: you guys don't drink from the top tank of the toilet?
RandomTrivia: 5-minute brewing challenge! LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: So pokegladiator
RandomTrivia: @djalternative It's quite difficult, you'll need a-cistern-ce lrrBEEJ
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia that was...I'm impressed PrideHeyyy
RandomTrivia: Proving once and for all that there IS, in fact, high-brow toilet humour to be had
KeytarCat: certainly raised my brows!
YeetTheRich_: @benjamin_wheeler you could both pick your favourite pokemon and let the deck wizard build decks for you
HundreydAundre: Whoa! I just realized I won a game by playing inordinate rage on an opponent's creature to dig deeper for an answer to their board. Ever played a game out like that?
OnyxOblivion: ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY
demondrinkingtea: oh hi ben
MegaDosX: The big brain strats from Wheeler here
TheMyrMan: @loadingreadyrun sending you twins
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asthanius: Hi Ben
TheMyrMan: so sneaky
djalternative: Hey ben. Haven't seen you in 30 seconds. How are you doing?
MegaDosX: Vicious Mockery wishes it hit that hard
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wasn't there a meganium that did like all the status effects?
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
matthaus_c: "Vicious Mockery could use power creep" - Dos, 2021
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asthanius: Sounds ideal for you wheelerKappa
MegaDosX: Where is the rarity symbol on Pokemon TCG cards?
RandomTrivia: Stink Potat deck contains no copies of Flat Potat 0/10 literally unplayable lrrBEEJ
CyndaneTierney: I need to look and see if there's any good eevee decks.
Haroldholmes25: Bold of wheeler to try to paint ben as the villain here
OnyxOblivion: what is the Unlimited meta?
djalternative: I remember there was a game in my LGS in the before times where you hid a copy of viscous mockery in someone's deck (box or otherwise) and if you found it, you had to announce you got got and then attempt to hide it on someone else
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ashmedai127: oh nifty pokemon. I know almost nothing of this game.
Gormlessben: @ashmedai127 It's just like magic, but with pockets, and monsters. Also, no MaRo.
NavelWarfare: Yeah that one
ashmedai127: MaRo? Is that Magic Rotation like set rotations?
Xx_JAG_xX: ain't MaRo one of them new pokemans??
MegaDosX: That's a lot flimsier than I'd expect a Spiritomb to be based on how they are in the main games
Gormlessben: MaRo is a well-entrenched pokemans.
Gormlessben: But a Magic pokemans.
TolarianCommunityCollege: No, no, MaRo is Ensign Ro Laren's mother. Ma Ro.
serramarkov: Everything is weak to Teferi
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Prof!
Armstrong11139: You wouldn't download a Mewtwo
Fallen2108: "not to brag" *proceeds to brag*
ashmedai127: Are evolutions a thing in this game or can you just play an evolved pokemon?
RandomTrivia: DUNSPARCE WHYYYY
RandomTrivia: Why would you forsake our precious Dunsparce Ben?!
Xx_JAG_xX: dunsparce done nothing wrong!
NavelWarfare: I know this isn't too helpful @ashmedai127 but yes
Teslamat: LUL
PMAvers: I am totally looking forward to Prof's Flesh and Blood spoiler and videos.
NavelWarfare: Both exist
ArmadilloAL: Depends. Usually you have to evolve, but the mega/V versions are treated as Basic.
asthanius: so many horsea
ashmedai127: @NavelWarfare then I assume it is something like a cost reduction for playing in order of evolution?
Teslamat: @ashmedai127 evolutions are a thing you have to have the base first on the field
RandomTrivia: @ashmedai127 You may find it informative to watch the first ITYC VoD on Pokemon, from 2 weeks ago, where Wheeler went through the basic mechanics of the game
ashmedai127: @RandomTrivia oh nifty, thank you
RandomTrivia: LUL
zuchen_120: I'm very entertained.
RandomTrivia: He can't keep getting away with it!
Raiger: More cowbell!
ghyllnox: Content \o/
Phailhammer: You can't think we're so simp- haha, soundboard make funny noise.
Stormthius: yes, jingle those keys, Mr. Streamer
NavelWarfare: @ashmedai127 It's more what @armadilloal said. If it's the V version, it's treated as basic, otherwise it evolves
ashmedai127: Ok, the most important question. If you lose a game of Pokemon, do you have to pay your opponent? Kappa
asthanius: haha funny man make funny noise
Fallen2108: what a clown
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CanisLupusAqua: :o) :o) :o)
RedbeardTheTechnical: "I"m just gonna keep hammering on this clown horn"
asthanius: BOOOO
SnowbirdMike: Alls whale that ends wale.
engineerbudy: Packs?
matthaus_c: I do hate packs
Zoso_Wolf: Here for the clown content
Fallen2108: packs?
ArmadilloAL: Packs are for suckers. Buy singles. Kappa
Raiger: Disregard packs, acquire clown horn
djalternative: no. we hate them
MaliceHobbit: Packs are lame
TheMyrMan: Packs are for trading, not openeing
asthanius: Packs are for sacks!
Pteraspidomorphi: Packs? Terrible
Twilight_Spark: I hate PAX
YeetTheRich_: no packs more clown horn
matthaus_c: who likes loot boxes
Raiger: Is...Ben chewing up packs and spitting them into chats mouth?
Xx_JAG_xX: YAY I love noises!!
Gobukiller: Latin for peace? Who hates peace? Surely nobody watching a LRR stream...
ArmadilloAL: Packs? feenP
ashmedai127: Poke Kid is absolutely adorable O.o
asthanius: OH
dougma: If QWRPLine gets more episodes, we need Wheeler to be the voice of the other morning show
RandomTrivia: WOAH
engineerbudy: POG
RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
ArmadilloAL: feenWoah
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
Juliamon: !clip
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PaperDoopliss: I will not accept slander against Water Yoshi
Teslamat: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: Poggers
Twilight_Spark: D: How could you say that about Lapras?
Haroldholmes25: wheelerPog
Enki1256: NICE.
TheAinMAP: Oh.
JagwarJenkins: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: That looks so cool!
dougma: ABSOLUTE UNIT
MegaDosX: PridePaint PridePaint PridePaint
Rhynerd: LOOK AT THAT BOI
Raiger: Did he have an entire world evolve onto his belly?
Xx_JAG_xX: CHONKY BOI
Haroldholmes25: delightfully devilish snorlax
Twilight_Spark: I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks has alerted the Elite 4.
JagwarJenkins: those trees are mashed potatoes
ArmadilloAL: Yep. That's the Gigantamax version.
Rhynerd: PrideWorld
MegaDosX: Game pls
YeetTheRich_: tragic
ApodoNuevo: Toss a coin to your Wheeler!
Xx_JAG_xX: F
RedbeardTheTechnical: And now we have to contend with what might have been
dougma: all for the lack of a fictitional coin
NavelWarfare: Oh twitch chat of plenty
Dog_of_Myth: Off by one
HundreydAundre: Get this stream a token!
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TheMyrMan: That Emolga is a deck
TheMyrMan: Nuzzly Gathering
TheMyrMan: Power plant is useful
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
TheMyrMan: Good Tag Team streamer
RandomTrivia: DARGONS
asthanius: RUDE
HundreydAundre: What are they doing?
Gobukiller: That is NOT how you open a pack of cards... That's how you create a tiny strip of plastic
dougma: benginFacepalm
ArmadilloAL: You've got four balls! I don't see how you can lose.
RedbeardTheTechnical: ngl, the art on that one freaks me out
azureHaights: "hallo yess i am salandit"
Raiger: He will make it legal
MegaDosX: Last match was a representation of infinity vs a very large whale. Now we have a fire salamander vs a rock puppy.
Teslamat: LUL
RandomTrivia: WOAH
RandomTrivia: Flat Potat made it after all!
NavelWarfare: Retreat cost 4!?
Mr_Horrible: Stunfisk sofieS
flame86drummer: That card with Melmetal/Lugia is a decent competitive deck
CyndaneTierney: Yeah, I just saw that retreat cost. That's crazy.
Mr_Horrible: Stellar Wish, bro
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the 60% flinch Iron Heads are coming! lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Momma said knock you out
Mr_Horrible: Mama *did* say...
Shout_outs: Better lucky
Shout_outs: LUL
Mr_Horrible: "Ah yes, the 'Santa Maria' strat. I know it well."
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
MegaDosX: What.
Mr_Horrible: ngl that Cursola looks like it's some kinda "physical challenge" youtuber going "What's up everybody sorry I haven't posted a vid in a while"
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
TheMyrMan: Everyone loves repeated horns
RandomTrivia: Welp, that's 270
Haroldholmes25: ooh sick burn
MegaDosX: One shot, one kill
MegaDosX: Evolved from Corsola
asthanius: Evo of Galarian Corsola
MegaDosX: It's the climate change Corsola from Sword and Shield
asthanius: Do you tho?
RedbeardTheTechnical: suuuuuure
ashmedai127: Need a Thor, "Do you really?" meme going on now Kappa
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: Alright, shake out that tongue. This next part's tough!
Dog_of_Myth: If it makes you feel better, I don't....
Mr_Horrible: Ben Wheeler: what is your real test?
libraryrulesrule: I know just about this game to be confused
azureHaights: Mewthree... pikasix...
Mr_Horrible: Ben Wheeler: what is your cause?
djalternative: Mew17 is my favorite
Teslamat: LUL
Rhynerd: Isn’t the pokerap just electrode?
KeytarCat: as oposed to an accent coach, who would actually tell you to shake out your lips
Mr_Horrible: yes
RandomTrivia: Just "Electrode" 151 times in different inflections? I'd listen to that... once.
Mr_Horrible: has anyone made a "Versace Jirachi" joke yet?
libraryrulesrule: there is so much happening is this what non magic players feel like all the time?
RandomTrivia: Wheeler! That's heresy! PraiseIt
asthanius: Ditto 2
MegaDosX: Onix
azureHaights: Versace Jirachi with Louis Vuitton Pass
RedbeardTheTechnical: I totally overlooked that we've got load balanced Bens tonight
Dog_of_Myth: Blue Eyes White Dragon
Mr_Horrible: @libraryrulesrule I'm desperately clinging to what few memes I know to maintain relevancy
asthanius: No the second DItto
asthanius: Ditto 2
Mr_Horrible: Deuxtto
asthanius: I said what I said
MegaDosX: 95
RandomTrivia: @Mr_Horrible sergeJustRight
MacSquizzy: chat I don't think he knows about second ditto
BluePlainCreek: gloom
asthanius: What a fake gamer
matthaus_c: rhydon
MegaDosX: Onix is #95
MegaDosX: Is Ben playing a prison deck?
RandomTrivia: OMG Ben has built a pillowfort
MegaDosX: Or yeah, pillowfort rather
MacSquizzy: Getting all of the scientists to focus in on the most pressing question of our time: Why Does Weepinbell Look Like That?
asthanius: @MacSquizzy Arceus was playing a prank
RandomTrivia: I mean, there's usually a lot of overlap between pillowforts and prison decks
libraryrulesrule: is wheeler playing manaless dredge?
asthanius: "They sell Leaf Stones down in Celadon, I could buy you one if you want..."
Shout_outs: What are these one sided wheels, pokemon is wild
BluePlainCreek: Weepinbell looks like it does because its not gloom
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mr_Horrible: "Allow me to play you the song of my people" *Mambo No. 5 starts playing*
randomizedperson: where's a Switch when you need one?
YeetTheRich_: congratulations, you played yourself
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
CyndaneTierney: hahaha
asthanius: sexy sexy lizard
RedbeardTheTechnical: that was a wild 30 seconds
Painfully_Dyslexic: I really like wheeler's deck is there a list?
sing_o_muse: !quote 132
LRRbot: Quote #132: "Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!" —Adam [2015-04-12]
YeetTheRich_: stupid sexy lizard
TheMyrMan: So Ben, what's next? Should we be excited?
BluePlainCreek: I still dont understand, but it looks neat
TheMyrMan: @LoadingReadyRun Paging Wheeler, on a scale of 1 to hype, how excited should we be for next week?
libraryrulesrule: I like the idea of the game, but I've already spent too much on Magic and I can't risk getting into pokemon as well
TheMyrMan: Yea, that's what I love about this ladder, it doesn't punish me for experimenting
TheMyrMan: @libraryrulesrule it is so much cheaper though :P
libraryrulesrule: my favorite part of this series is finally learning how to play this game 20 years after I owned my first pokemon cards, lmao
asthanius: Expand Dong
RandomTrivia: E X P A N D
Gobukiller: So... extended?
libraryrulesrule: is expanded modern or legacy?
TheMyrMan: Expanded is my absolute favourite format
YeetTheRich_: expanded anatomy?
BluePlainCreek: alohan exeggutor format?
Zu_o: Who would eat pokemon jam?!
Zu_o: FOOLS!
TheMyrMan: Oh Ben Ulmer, contact me and I'll set you up with some stuff
Raiger: Jammies Pokejams?
RandomTrivia: Expanded is closest to a rotating Pioneer, I believe. Rotates but has a longer cardpool
djalternative: James Annexed One More from the rest of LRR, take it back from him.
NavelWarfare: Oh lord the pokemon board game
RandomTrivia: SOLD
dougma: DANG
NavelWarfare: So many lost chits
TheMyrMan: @RandomTrivia Expanded doesn't really rotate
RandomTrivia: 100% would watch that
Earthenone: dont you need to get matt if its a rewatch podcast?
SirMorek: unironically, do this
NavelWarfare: So many angry friends
YeetTheRich_: if you don't pitch that to james i will
libraryrulesrule: lmao
dougma: quick someone tweet James
Raiger: What about that MeUndies sponsorship?
moraliseborne: gosh your guys energy is so infectious
MegaDosX: Audible, or MeUndies, or NordVPN, or Raid Shadow Legends
RedbeardTheTechnical: End it with "and that's a pokerap"
libraryrulesrule: audible will be sending you your first check next week
RedbeardTheTechnical: To Twitter! get'm boys!
dougma: but seriously, no one bug LRR people like that... this is just in humor
PMAvers: Unless James still hasn't updated the calendar.
RedbeardTheTechnical: yes, 100% ^^
libraryrulesrule: you can start each episode with a pokerap of the pokemon that show up in the episode you're reviewing that week
asthanius: CAN'T draw horses club
asthanius: very important distinction
CaptainSpam: It is HORSE.
RandomTrivia: CDHC is great. You should all watch it.
libraryrulesrule: are horses real if you can't draw them?
TheMyrMan: @bengineering hit me up for expanded stuff
dougma: OH! And James will play with viewers
dougma: Tarkov that is, not minecraft
asthanius: Time for a game that's also bad!
MegaDosX: The ending of that game sucked out loud
CaptainSpam: They're moving on to MFG.
RandomTrivia: RE5 was a gigantic turd and a joy to watch
NavelWarfare: Have fun with 6!
MegaDosX: Uhhhhh
dougma: Oh hell, please tell me you are not playing man felating geraffe... oh no....
Easilycrazyhat: With the "into the ocean sunset" ending and everything
djalternative: If we ever get a day where mine-o-clock does min-game servers, we'll probably be able to play with them
Rhynerd: Don’t lie about Twitch Chat
Bengineering: @TheMyrMan I'd love any help!!
CaptainSpam: @dougma Oh yes. It's MFG time again. Oh YES.
MegaDosX: It'll be enjoyable, if nothing else, because of Ben and Adam
djalternative: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
RandomTrivia: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5625: "I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me." —James [2018-12-18]
NavelWarfare: How is that bad advice?
NavelWarfare: Biting your tongue frikkin hurts
Juliamon: It doesn't say *your* tongue
TheMyrMan: @Bengineering I'll message you on Discord
Bengineering: please!
NavelWarfare: @juliamon First time coffee Rush does weird things to my reading comprehension, apparently :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
darrtimus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, darrtimus! (Today's storm count: 36)
RandomTrivia: That's just what happens when anyone tries to explain the effect of Pot of Greed in public
darrtimus: Only 2 months so weak
djalternative: @NavelWarfare I'm pretty sure most people would interperate it the way you did on first glance
NavelWarfare: Everybody starts somewhere!
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
RandomTrivia: @darrtimus The 2 month-ers are the best, it means you came back
NavelWarfare: ^
asthanius: LRRBot literally said NOT to bite tongue!
RandomTrivia: Were neither of you listening to LRRbot?! lrrBEEJ
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RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
KWardJenx: Thank you
Phailhammer: cya :)
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheMyrMan: Good stream
CyndaneTierney: haha
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
asthanius: Pokemon yourself!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Bens! lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: W u t?
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: A+ sign off, holy shit
MegaDosX: That was cut perfectly
partsofmanny: got teh circus at teh end was teh best
partsofmanny: wow can't spell the
benjamin_wheeler: alright highlights or not, I'm gonna need that clipped for personal reasons lol
Rhynerd: On it
Rustpile: That sign off was iconic
TheMyrMan: nice work Ben!
MegaDosX: Oh that had me cackling
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
RandomTrivia: Goodnight friends! lrrHEART
TheMyrMan: I can't wait for next week!!
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
Gekyouryuu: waiting for the rap
RandomTrivia: There he is LUL
Sibwow: is this making it onto the youtube vod?
ThirdFloorDraft: glad I tuned in for this
RandomTrivia: Yep, it should Sibwow
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Spacecarl: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Gekyouryuu: night, ben
ThirdFloorDraft: and only that
serramarkov: Thank you!
ThirdFloorDraft: beautiful, night
djalternative: night
Sibwow: marvel take notes, this is how you do an post credits scene