Alephred: It's the classic tale of morally grey vs. evil.
beowuuf: paul and graham looking to each other like 'wait, I thought you were going to organise the shady evil stuff.... you mean, we've just been running a good company this whole time? dammit!'
TheExactSame: feels a little like something tmbg might sing about
TheThromborax: Yeah, avalanches are real and I don't think I ever saw one before. Very cool
Tom_Bruise: this is all just one elaborate ruse to kickstart the war economy again
vegetalss4: So less "*when* will they be revealed" and more "what you you mean *revealed*"
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beowuuf: it feels like it will be the simpsons 'how to cook for forty humans' reveal at this rate
Lord_ZYRK: beowuuf "We're thinking of starting an internet sketch comedy group-" "An EVIL internet sketch comedy group!" "Well. . . we haven't finalized all the details yet."
TheMerricat: Chat, have we actually gotten Cliff's backstory yet? Or are we still working on BB visions?
beowuuf: 'i wear a skull mask to remind you off DEATH so you will appreciate being alive and giving it 100% for the betterment of mankind.
TXC2: TheMerricat we know he's a war vet, that's about it
PsychoI3oy: themerricat, no real backstory, just 2 fights
beowuuf: lord_zyrk: pretty much :D
Mangledpixel: oh wait, is he called Cliff because we are called Bridges?
NicoTheSly: Any1 else worried about us hitting the rocks with out bomb?
beowuuf: cliff and ford ...
PixelArtDragon: It's really wild to hear that LRR got started as "we want to vlog a trip, but we need to build up a fanbase before we do that"
TheMerricat: LOL @Mangledpixel. All I'm going to say when we start getting to the part where it looks like we'll get his infodumps, start popping popcorn. :)
Mangledpixel: heh, ok :)
TXC2: PixelArtDragon I know right?
MAPBoardgames: I've been wondering. Are we a bloodomancer?
Metric_Furlong: very long cutscenes? in a Kojima game?!
X_modem: understatement
JackWhoWanders: @metric_furlong I know right!?
ContingentCat: shocking
Tom_Bruise: A while back I heard a rumor that Kojima wanted to venture into filmmaking and By GOD that'd be amazing
jaxiclus: Kojima has finally opportunity to do whatever his auteur madness demands, of course there is long cutscenes
TXC2: the devil you say
TehAmelie: all i know is the supercut of all the cutscenes is almost as long as the whole LOTR movie trilogy extended edition
PixelArtDragon: I haven't actually played any Kojima games...
TheThromborax: the ending cutscene is still playin
canoecrasher: Maybe we should put the hood up over our ears. It looks cold.
MAPBoardgames: Then the bomb falls off the lift and turns the shelter to a crater.
TXC2: to be fair A LOT of games these days have long cutscenes
Metric_Furlong: yes, these days
jaxiclus: Luckily most really long cutscenes are ending or epilogue
PixelArtDragon: Hang on, the rain causes rapid aging, but the snow is just regular snow?
saberpilot: he looks like kirk with that thing... on his shirt
NicoTheSly: That explains our will to jump off the cliff recently
TXC2: PixelArtDragon no it's time snow
TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon AFIAK, snow causes aging till it hits the ground.
beowuuf: snow is worse than normal rain
PixelArtDragon: So then what's with all the snow in our hair?
beowuuf: everything about the snow is worse, bt's are faster, decay is faster
TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon power snow from the ground.
TXC2: it's fine after it's hits something
ArcOfTheConclave: ground snow =/= sky snow
beowuuf: uuuuuuuuuuh
TXC2: that's new
PixelArtDragon: That guy is DEFINITELY doing a Kirk cosplay, down to where the phasers were kept in TOS
saberpilot: lrrHEART
TheExactSame: @PixelArtDragon had the same thought
saberpilot: glad we're all on the same page XD
TheMerricat: They all voided out?
MAPBoardgames: Not that strange. All the high population locations were wiped out
RandomTrivia: They said the thing! Roll credits!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
TheExactSame: and ... whoa re you now?
jaxiclus: High population -> more dead bodies = more explosions? East coast is full of nice big circles
PixelArtDragon: Wow, we're getting really lucky on the Heartman timings
Lithobraker: This guy is clearly not a geologist, he isn't even drinking a beer!
TheMerricat: Exactly how does this communication system decide who gets to talk to us and when? I mean are we just in a perm Zoom meeting and only being shown the guy talking ?
NicoTheSly: Speaking of East, we have 2 dark areas there :O
accountmadeforants: #Beaches
saberpilot: so... this has happened 5x before?
ProtatoBlood: nanomachines, son
wench_tacular: he's a beach, you're a beach, everything is beaches
TheMerricat: And you've left dirty footprints all over our lobbies.
Tom_Bruise: "Unless, you know, something bad happens AGAIN and we lose all of everything AGAIN"
Alephred: @saberpilot They're saying the various historical mass extinctions are all Death Stranding events.
saberpilot: so were dinosaurs like beach 3.0?
wench_tacular: stop overloading your variables!
TheExactSame: life's a beach and the n you die?
Mangledpixel: son of a beach
MAPBoardgames: I want to see heartman keel over while chating with you.
saberpilot: ooooooh okay, I get it now. Thanks @Alephred
TheMerricat: Overloaded Operators are all the fad @LoadingReadyRun
NicoTheSly: Inception Stranding
Lithobraker: Our Jurassic Park reboot will be the most accurate yet!
RandomTrivia: Has Paul's camera always tracked his movements?!
PixelArtDragon: @MAPBoardgames I was thinking that too
jaxiclus: In it for the beaches
TheThromborax: one of the interesting things about the story-telling in this game is that no one has any fucking clue what they are talking about
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
cardinalwiggles: !next
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Metric_Furlong: thanks for the stream, Paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TheMerricat: :D
TheThromborax: thanks, Paul
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Paul! lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
NicoTheSly: Thanks, Paul :)
RandomTrivia: Time for HORSE GANG
JackWhoWanders: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !events
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PsychoI3oy: 👍
beowuuf: horse gang horse gang horse gang
sydnius: Infrastructure is hard
Mangledpixel: h o r z
wench_tacular: odds on more furniture distruction?
GapFiller: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
noSmokeFire: no dice!
MAPBoardgames: No Dice Friends this week? lrrAWW Awww
Alephred: Thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: yes thats not a horse but theres no horse emote so gotta use whatevers to hand
beowuuf: bye paul, have a good day!
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !discord
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Riiiiiiis: bye paul
GapFiller: bye Paul
TXC2: !twitter
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
TXC2: !ytmember
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SilverBramble: what did he say was on tonight? something about Jacob?
beowuuf: if you enjoy tonight's horse club, last week's is on youtube ready to be experienced :)
PsychoI3oy: Tarkov with James
Metric_Furlong: SilverBramble no dice friends, but james'll be playing some Escape From Tarkov
beowuuf: escape from tarkov with james
SilverBramble: ah, thank you!
Metric_Furlong: up next is the triumphant return of Can't Draw Horses Club
beowuuf: playing at the usual funko friendly time of 4am bst I preume? :p
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
PixelArtDragon: Got there!
RandomTrivia: (horses not guaranteed, actual ability/inability to draw horses not mandatory)
Metric_Furlong: and in the meantime, there's an unusual poll still going
RandomTrivia: NICE
LordZarano: James Tarkov. Jarkov
Alness49: Ah yes, the most important part of the Hoss, the Hands.
BlueMechanic: I look forward to more fun powerpoints and hopefully no shelves falling over this time
beowuuf: huh. james, the man in charge of the schedule and the tarkov stream, has not put it on the schedule :p
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today's topic for Can't Draw Horses Club is HANDS. Hitch yer wagon to @apsalar and @alexsteacy as they explore one of the greatest secrets of anatomy on 📷 ||
beowuuf: yay, alex!
PixelArtDragon: Wait, horses don't have hands.
GapFiller: PixelArtDragon not that thatll stop em
Metric_Furlong: PixelArtDragon they are measured in them, though
GapFiller: as My Horse Prince proved
beowuuf: you have to be able to know the rule for drawing hands before you can break the rule of not drawing hands
SilverBramble: yay!!
LordZarano: Horse height is measured in hands
beowuuf: ^
GapFiller: tho that might just be that one horse
CyberColossus: hey chat
TXC2: isn't there a gif of a horse taking off it's hooves to reveal hands?
GapFiller: gotta rewatch those early Now Kisses
pygmybean: haie!
LordZarano: for some inexplicable historical reason
Metric_Furlong: (all three Furlong Points™ still available, for anyone playing the guessing game)
TXC2: Hello CyberColossus welcome
ArdCollider: @TXC2: it's a deer, but close enough. ungulates all have hands under their hooves
beowuuf: There was that one episode of quantum leap where sam was asked how many people he'd killed, cause you put handprints on your horse for each one, and he put two on there, and it was like 'oooh, snap, continuity'
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
LordZarano: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PsychoI3oy: 🐴
RandomTrivia: And with a shorter countdown than normal
GapFiller: does it really count if we were never offline to begin w/
LordZarano: that was fast
GapFiller: surely thats just a glorified blip
pygmybean: horse time!
beowuuf: we did briefly go offline :)
MAPBoardgames: I had to refresh
CaptainSpam: HORSE
beowuuf: and sadly, that might mean someone's twitch didn't refresh when it came back again, cause twitch
TXC2: GapFiller for legal purposes, yes Kappa
GapFiller: yknow what sure if people have to refresh then it totes counts
damn_i_am_pretty: man, finally a art stream about Hans
CaptainSpam: Today's topic is hands? Oh, good. GOOOOOOD. That's totally not a giant leap from circles last week. Kappa
beowuuf: hands are just circles with ovals attached
pygmybean: we cant go straight from circles to HANDS
TXC2: I hope Rob liefield shows up next week when we do feet Kappa
lemmel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
lemmel: Horses with hands? Horses from hands? uhhhhh Hands!
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GapFiller: TXC2 nalvLUL nalvLUL nalvLUL
beowuuf: it's like a hand turkey but a horse
CaptainSpam: There are reasons I generally just draw mitten-like appendages. :p
Laurence72: Maybe this is a stream about how to take good care of your hands so they don't get cramps or other repetitive use injuries?
Mangledpixel: start! your! stables!
Welbog: Let's draw anything but horses!
GapFiller: apparently Liefelds art is better these days
beowuuf: time to shoot the shit but not the horse
PixelArtDragon: It's not just me that's not hearing any sound, right?
GapFiller: still not great obvs but certainly a step up from when he was mainstream
beowuuf: no sound
LordZarano: Hands are difficult to draw. So are feet. Just ask Rob Liefeld
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beowuuf: now sound
beowuuf: yay ointro
PixelArtDragon: @LordZarano Just put fog around them, it's fine
ContingentCat: lrrSIGAL lrrSIGAL
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: hey cori!
ContingentCat: * lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PixelArtDragon: That's such a good intro
SilverBramble: Hi cori!
CaptainSpam: MIC 5!
Saulens181: muted
MAPBoardgames: That intro is cool.
SilverBramble: muted
ContingentCat: Muted Cori
beowuuf: no sound :(
Metric_Furlong: hey silent cori
GapFiller: good evening silent Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
Mangledpixel: no cori!
MAPBoardgames: Also Cori is muted
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun no sounds
SmithKurosaki: mic 5
damn_i_am_pretty: mike five
ContingentCat: Hi Alex
beowuuf: alex has sound
keroan0: Hey Alex!!!
Saulens181: hi Alex!
SilverBramble: haha we heard Alex
Metric_Furlong: and audible Alex
PixelArtDragon: Hello, Alex
arrowbounce: Hi alex
CamelAttack: Hi Alex!
CorvaxIsClever: Hi Alex
Mangledpixel: we can't hear Cori but we can hear Alex
SilverBramble: Cori, you're muted
CaptainSpam: Cori is MIC 5'd.
GapFiller: hai Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
arrowbounce: Alex, start monologuing
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Cori is muted
Metric_Furlong: Alex, we need you to relay what Cori's saying
DanielJGrouse: it's interesting to hear only the remote person for a change
CaptainSpam: What?
beowuuf: alex is all about fast tracking this mofo
wench_tacular: what
ContingentCat: what?
punchcard: Cori muted
frnknstn: what?
arrowbounce: what?
MAPBoardgames: Alex is the horse now.
beowuuf: set up reversed from last week
CyberColossus: how?
beowuuf: try showing alex to see if we can hear you cori? :p
GapFiller: HOW!?
SilverBramble: i love that I can lip read her "How!"
wench_tacular: magic
Laurence72: Blame James?
CyberColossus: still no
Welbog: Gremlins
damn_i_am_pretty: the Witch's Curse!
keroan0: Cory is just operating on a frequency that is above human hearing
MAPBoardgames: I don't feel drunk... *looks at coffee*
Metric_Furlong: Alex is down
beowuuf: i blame win 10 updates myself, they seem to be hitting people this week
CamelAttack: The Horses are trying to stop cori from learning to draw them
InkyGhoast: im glad we're doing hands with alex, the hands in his comics are really good
CyberColossus: cori is too strong
PixelArtDragon: This is what we get for going against the divine rule against drawing horses
beowuuf: aww, still no cori :( it shoudl ahve worked!
GhostValv: I mean I could be drunk and Cori could also be muted
pygmybean: alex is a fucking artist.
Alness49: Cori is speaking the silent Horse speech
ANeMzero: that is a very good horse
InkyGhoast: ah yes #blamejames
SilverBramble: yay!
CaptainSpam: There you are!
GapFiller: #BlameJames
beowuuf: yay! hey cori!
TXC2: there we GO!
Metric_Furlong: Cori's audible again
wench_tacular: yay!
Laurence72: Yay!!!!!!
Welbog: I blame James.
ContingentCat: oh very quiet cori
PsychoI3oy: InkyGhoast, but horses don't have hands
GapFiller: GO GO GO
arrowbounce: Yay, you did it! :D
CyberColossus: She's here!
wench_tacular: you can still #blamejames
SilverBramble: we can still blame James
CorvaxIsClever: Hi Cori
CaptainSpam: We're still going to #blameJames, if you don't mind.
CAKHost: Teeth?
GhostValv: it fine :)
beowuuf: #Cori_Is_James
ShaneLeeAtk: Take it from the top1
TXC2: Hello Cori and Alex
RandomTrivia: Alex! lrrHEART
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
Laurence72: He IS great and wonderful!
wench_tacular: this one does
SilverBramble: hahaha
CaptainSpam: Yes. They do now.
RandomTrivia: LUL
lemmel: They do now
ContingentCat: yeah, horses have a lot of teeth
pygmybean: *more teeethz*
InkyGhoast: horses do indeed have many teeth
Welbog: Where does the horse stop and the cowboy start?
Lord_ZYRK: Everybody wants a horse with teeth that go ALL the way up
PixelArtDragon: Look, if it was accurate, he'd be in the wrong club
Alness49: The horse is 48% teeth, right up to the thorax!
SilverBramble: if he drew them properly he couldn't be in the club
beowuuf: can't draw horses club or shouldn't draw horses due to the nightmare fuel?
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: How is the shelf doing, Cori?
CyberColossus: umm...
wench_tacular: too many teeth!
SmithKurosaki: TEETH
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
InkyGhoast: can't draw horses, can't find a presentation, it's a monday for us all
Manae: So many teeth
ShaneLeeAtk: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CranstonSnord: go to your "mane" scene
PixelArtDragon: TEETH
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
badpandabear: That's why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. The mouth is a lovecraftian nightmare
beowuuf: counterpoint: not enough teeth
SilverBramble: oh god too many teeth
ContingentCat: hello horse friend
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Always trust the octopodes.
ritchards: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: Rhythm Cafe
ContingentCat: um?
arrowbounce: Does that horse replace teeth the way sharks do?
ritchards: !show override horse
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wench_tacular: dont
CyberColossus: never change lrrbot
damn_i_am_pretty: Hans Christian Anderson?
CaptainSpam: These things happen.
pygmybean: why am i not surprised alex draws with a sharpie? I think its the horror games. hes not afraid of anything especially permanent marks on artwork
GapFiller: this is a real problem
Welbog: Wibbly
GapFiller: we all remember My Horse Prince
Laurence72: Is this a Breckenridge Jazz Hands fan art stream?
PixelArtDragon: The tentacles are the real challenging part
punchcard: Just skip the pinky.
wench_tacular: yes, thankfully
beowuuf: alex seems to be going for far less layers too in digital (hopefully we can ask later). embrace the mistakes!
LordZarano: Fingers are much longer and narrower than people think they are
RandomTrivia: lrrCIRCLE !
GhostValv: the taters
RobotInProgress: its a mass
Metric_Furlong: it's a muscle in the jaw, iirc
wench_tacular: good Ted talk
ritchards: Nice TED Talk!
tinaun: aa
CyberColossus: sweet lord alex
punchcard: Chewing muscles
RandomTrivia: The masseter is the muscle that moves the lower jaw
Invitare: is the shelf standing this week?
CranstonSnord: or (Mr) Ed Talk
Laurence72: I LOVE it!
keroan0: That horse has... so many teeth
Lord_ZYRK: That perfectly normal horse is packing some STOPPIN POWAH
InkyGhoast: oh Alex is drawing my new sleep paralysis demon
SilverBramble: I love the prepped talks, makes me feel like someone's on the ball
beowuuf: Ted talk? more like Ed talk! LIke...mister ed... who was cool. It was a cool talk
RandomTrivia: Alex has created something truly terrifying
aiamethyst: it's a big jump from circle to hands
frnknstn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: Ah, the beautiful mesas of the southwest
ANeMzero: Yes
RobotInProgress: hands-plants
GhostValv: ye
ContingentCat: volume's good
Mangledpixel: yep
wench_tacular: oh god, a forest of hands
CaptainSpam: Good on volume.
InkyGhoast: it's good
Thagnok subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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frnknstn: Loud and clear!
ANeMzero: You're now louder than Alex's pen
Laurence72: That's Frank en STEEN
therisingtithes_: this is quite a horse
GapFiller: sergeModLove
GapFiller: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
beowuuf: cori warms up our audience brains with her words, then warms up her hands with some nice arts
CaptainSpam: Shame I've got actual job work to do around this time of the day. Durnit!
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, new eraser
Welbog: Unboxing stream
wench_tacular: like my heart
RobotInProgress: Fresh eraser~ delicious!
pygmybean: alex, continuing his "no ragreets" drawstream
InkyGhoast: ooh no table today?
keroan0: Nothing better than a new eraser
Lord_ZYRK: If there's anything I know about art, it's that everything makes you a bad artist.
GhostValv: nubbin
Lord_ZYRK: Went to art school? That's bad
Lord_ZYRK: Didn't go to art school? That's bad.
RandomTrivia: Aaaaaaaaah
TXC2: boy that is an old school rubber
beowuuf: resist the urge to stab the eraser in the middle with a pencil so it then goes horrible and falls in half :(
ContingentCat: ooooo
frnknstn: show dominance over pencil case!
CaptainSpam: Oooo.
RandomTrivia: Oooooohhhh
TheBulldogOmega subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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ContingentCat: kneading erasers were the original figit toy
beowuuf: oh gee, we're OG
Manae: This makes me really want to dig out my art stuff. Been a good fifteen years since I did some serious drawing and that is allllll on me
pygmybean: monopolized art supplise
josh___something: Hello friends!
LordZarano: There's electric erasers now, like a dremel with an eraser on it
TXC2: hello josh___something welcome
GhostValv: hah
Manae: Most of my "art" is technical sketches
beowuuf: 2B or not 2B? That is the joke
josh___something: What a neat coincidence
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: Neir named after the pencil?
ContingentCat: oh wow
wench_tacular: show off
josh___something: That was an angy sharpener(?)
MAPBoardgames: For a second, I thought Alex was sharpening his pen.
TXC2: pointy
beowuuf: last week, shelf falling over, this week, eye removal
RandomTrivia: "Pencil sharpening noises" otherwise known as BRBRBRBRBRBRBR
pygmybean: i love dull pencils. thick linework is my friend
PixelArtDragon: A few years ago I just started using mechanical pencils and can't go back to normal ones
TXC2: surely is about pressure per area
ArdCollider: what's your sharpener of choice, Alex? my grandfather had a super-nice heavy hand-crank one with a vacuum base
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chrono2x: Oh yeah, can't wait for all of the horses!
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pygmybean: step 1 to make hand... picknick blanket
Manae: If your lathe tool is as ablative as pencil lead I suggest checking your materials, feeds, and speeds :P
bennbomb: is this a new weekly series?
beowuuf: r e f e r e n c e is your friend
TXC2: bennbomb yeap
bennbomb: woohoo
beowuuf: it is bennbomb :)
pygmybean: i love hearibg the birds
Lord_ZYRK: Hands have a lot of shit going on
LordZarano: Fingers are much longer and narrower than people think they are
RandomTrivia: OMG
PsychoI3oy: Alex which horse in the intro is yours?
ArdCollider: my officemate a couple gigs back was a brand-new rotoscope artist and just absolutely _killed it_ at hand roto, which is tough, and then we all found out she's an award-winning stop-motion animator and it made perfect sense
Lord_ZYRK: There's a good reason that hand surgery is its own specialty
RandomTrivia: Alex will be in the Whinnie-bago lrrBEEJ
TXC2: fun story: each finger having 3 joints is why the Mayans had a base 12 counting system
CyberColossus: lovin this vibe ou two
Metric_Furlong: art is mostly a scam to sell more pencil sharpeners Kappa
Manae: I think there's also the problem of starting to draw fingers, realizing you did the whole wrist-width already with only two fingers, and feeling already doomed
ArdCollider: once you pose a jillion tiny hands frame by frame for your entire grad degree, you might know a few things about hands, it turns out
beowuuf: i love the idea of being able to count really high due to counting on finger sections txc2
Lord_ZYRK: Take a bic to yellow legal pad you cowards
ContingentCat: buy a switch every day of October? sound expensive
Alness49: New-tober, do something new
SilverBramble: trying new mediums is always great, I sculpt and drawing helps break up art blocks
CaptainSpam: Bizarrely... I sort of use both digital and physical.
MAPBoardgames: Special paper and ink? You mean printer paper stolen from work and a bic ballpoint? (also stolen from work)
beowuuf: buy a switch, and cut a switch with it? sounds expensive and wasteful. I like the switching up art instead
pygmybean: thats a fun idea. its really hard to swap mediums.
RandomTrivia: What is CDHC if not a vehicle for lengthy expositing on arbitrary subjects?
PixelArtDragon: Oh no Alex, are you okay?
Alness49: Oh, I thought the glove was to contain Alex's power
CaptainSpam: I used to draw on cash register receipt paper using ball point pens back in my high school days, your fancy-pants special paper doesn't scare me! :p
ANeMzero: I draw with my right hand and still get graphite on my hand?
KaleidoscopeMind: Radius rotates. Ulna does not
TXC2: ulna nerve is the "funny bone" so it's the under side one
beowuuf: i am a fully functioning adult and manager and still get pen marks on my hands all the time from just writing :(
keroan0: Woah, wizard tips
DarthRagnar815: gabyWow
MAPBoardgames gets freaked out thinking about hands
Taveena: h a n d s.
beowuuf: come for the art, stay for the banter, remember the tips
RandomTrivia: "Do you ever just think about hands?"
beowuuf: !hands
PixelArtDragon: I'm looking at my hands so much right now you'd think I just dropped acid
SilverBramble: Hand turkey!
gravity_pike: my pinky is too short (?!)
2Flower: Y’ever just think abou— dangit
ContingentCat: I just write with my pen at an angle to avoid ink/graphite on my hand, makes it awkward when at the bottom of the page but it works
TXC2: not for me, either I have really short ring fingers, or REALLY long middle fingers :p
RandomTrivia: @2Flower high-five!
pygmybean: cori big brain
ANeMzero: Cori getting ready to draw a turkey.
pygmybean: turkey time
noSmokeFire: but how do you draw horse fingers
2Flower: @randomtrivia SeemsGood
briars_end: ngl i love drawing hands. it's hard, but they're so expressive
pygmybean: hOrSE fINgeRS!!!
beowuuf: I've taved three of my fingers so they are a little odd, I'll take that over no broken bones, etc though
TehAmelie: i usually draw like peenguin flippers unless it's really close up
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TXC2 freaks out
JKBalch: neat!
ContingentCat: mitten hands work too
beowuuf: kirby hand
saberpilot: what's a kirby hand?
Taveena: <(ouo<)
nolly3: I imagine a mittin hand?
ContingentCat: wow mind blown
Blue_Anteater: I think of Winnie the Pooh characters for versatile mitten hands
TXC2: saberpilot when a comic book has hand really near the "camera" and the body is behind it
noSmokeFire: shortbreads are for shortening
gravity_pike: I have a question: Horses don't have hands.
wench_tacular: we got a comedian here
TXC2: what is foreshortening?
TXC2: !advice
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Taveena: foreshortening is for COWARDS
Mangledpixel: gravity_pike that is not a question. Next question.
TXC2: Sage lrrbot
beowuuf: see, circles! it's all just circles all the way down
noSmokeFire: fun fact: horses walk on their hands, but their fingers aren't where you think they are
beowuuf: !chat
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SquareDotCube: gravity_pike then how else would you measure a horse?
nemryn: @gravity_pike not with that kind of attitude, they don't
BusTed: So many points of articulation.
TXC2: noSmokeFire their legs are fingers
Taveena: love bones. top tier organ.
Lord_ZYRK: gravity_pike I bet you think birds are real, too Kappa
Brozard: Ow, my hand rocks!
ANeMzero: I remember falling off my bike and getting some extra rocks in my hand for a couple months
wench_tacular: and families
Mangledpixel: and hopes and dreams
beowuuf: pam carpal, bill carpal, terry carpal
PsychoI3oy: I never metacarpal I didn't like
PixelArtDragon: You know what else has hands and a face? An analog clock
Taveena: Important Rocks
nemryn: Today on CDHC, we'll be learning about the difference between plantigrade, digitigrade, and unguligrade
CranstonSnord: is there a villain? "Hands" Gruber?
TXC2: names like peter, john, simon, Zebade....
rye_rye_25: My hand rocks have metal plates with them now
Taveena: phlanges? philanges? flanges?
ArdCollider: phalanges
nalha: fingerbone 1, 2, 3..
TXC2: Distal, proximal, where ever you are! Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN !
ContingentCat: hi background Ian
TehAmelie: my cousin is training to be a nurse. they still make you memorize the latin names for every bone in the hand
wench_tacular: a wild Ian appears
beowuuf: blind and miss them ian
TehAmelie: such an excellent use of time (not)
RandomTrivia: "Medial" is the one in between, I believe
Taveena: remedial bones
gravity_pike: latin roots help you figure out all sorts of words!
RandomTrivia: ^
CyberColossus: I love how ian just Striding through like.. gliding like an Ent
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :)
serramarkov: Yay, Cori and Alex with background wandering Ian!
RandomTrivia: I like to think that Ian is trying to become the CDHC Cryptid
BusTed: tqsShrug
Lord_ZYRK: What are you intendons to do with those?
Mangledpixel: chicken tendons
GirlPainting: i can´ t draw a i correct here?
TehAmelie: what i want is a word for this kind of bruise i got when i fell on a sharp rock this winter. i want to call it a crater bruise (note the ring)
pyronils80: This remembers me of my paramedic school back in the days!
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
beowuuf: what talons have your careless hands wrought?
LoadingReadyRun: (You missed a joint in the thumb. It's sad now.)
RandomTrivia: The reason your 2 middle fingers usually move together is because they have common tendon-cies lrrBEEJ
SilverBramble: I love all of the information, I expected just a silly hang out stream, but it's a silly hangout stream with learning!
LordZarano: The muscles that control your fingers are in your forearm. Hands have no muscles in them
beowuuf: can't draw horses club will sneak up on ya like that :)
Taveena: I looked up the eight rocks that live in your palm and I hate them. Why are they shaped like this.
BusTed: dangly
RandomTrivia: *wobble wobble*
wench_tacular: neat
TXC2: Taveena Blame our aquatic ancestors
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
pyronils80: you are missing one joint on the thumb
omdorastrix: doing doing doing
Taveena: What the fuck is the pisiform doing
CyberColossus: i am learning so much more about our joints than i ever knew.. this is cool
TXC2: the thumb has a joint at the base
noSmokeFire: thumb: not just a stick
nalha: there are 3 bones in thumb
LoadingReadyRun: In-between is the sad, lonely joint.
RandomTrivia: The thumb's lower joint is at the base of the palm
noSmokeFire: thumb is THREE stick
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gravity_pike: thumbs got a metacarpal too
KaleidoscopeMind: You missed the thumb metacarpal
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
wench_tacular: the whole opposable thingie
RandomTrivia: GOTTEM
Lord_ZYRK: If you want to get technical, chat DansGame
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
valravenapocalypse: "open your hand and show me right now!"
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
beowuuf: is that it's scientific name loadingreadyrun? :D
ContingentCat: consider me dunked on
GirlPainting: its thumb NAIL not thum stick :-P DUH! ^^
beowuuf: seabatNogood
Taveena: Crap, he got us.
LoadingReadyRun: @beowuuf Yes.
ani_laurel: SO the thumb has the same number of joints, its just buried
PixelArtDragon: I'm so glad we live in an age where learning the bone structure of hands involves a google search and not dissection of a dead person's hand.
Penguino_Rojo: I guess I'm glad to be Agnostic?
nalha: drinking distilled water?
beowuuf: :D
JKBalch: Cool, hand tendons
KeirenH: oh wow, big jump from lines and circles last week to HANDS, every budding artists' struggle
TehAmelie: how does the evolution of the hand correspond to carcinization?
ContingentCat: hands are weird
gravity_pike: this is terrible. this is god's fault. from this day forward, He is my enemy.
PixelArtDragon: Last week: draw some circles. This week: draw the entire hand
Manae: @KeirenH but hands ARE just lines and circles
Zalthia: @keirenh more than just budding artists -.-
beowuuf: I mean we're just drawing circles and adding lines, so we've not jumped too far
valravenapocalypse: "grasp"
wench_tacular: I don't have finger webs, my parents weren't siblings ;-)
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Just another step on the journey to *pinchy*
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie hand is just soft crab
Zalthia: Wooooow. The way Alex holds a pencil is goals.
beowuuf: creating a good abstraction
LordZarano: ✍️
TheMerricat: Alex is going for the factory method looking for all the optimizations first.
RandomTrivia: Implying that comic panels aren't high art benginRage
PixelArtDragon: @Zalthia I think it's an angle that works mostly for pencil, pen often requires a much more vertical pen
ContingentCat: High Art is tomorrow
GirlPainting: if you draw a stoned golem...dos that count as high art ^^ ?
RandomTrivia: The platonic ideal of H A N D
Lord_ZYRK: 420sketchit
nemryn: the horsepital?
HundreydAundre: It's Nigh Art Past Noon...
niccus: cauliflower hands is when your hand goes fractal
TXC2: oof
RobotInProgress: My favourite anatomy search is Knuckles
nalha: califlower is related to asparagus so youre not too far off
undecided44: like knowing the difference between average when you put it into the spreadsheet without leaning the formal formula for sample mean
gravity_pike: don't want to learn from someone else's mistakes
TehAmelie: if you look at videos of David Mack he holds his pen by the tips of his thumb and first two fingers. very tricky, high level artist stuff. i recommend trying it
serramarkov: I like the hands Alex draws in Purifier.
TXC2: study implies learning to me
ContingentCat: I'd say the reference is the thing you use, a study is what you do
GirlPainting: what alex is drawing right now would be a studdy....the foto of a hand is a reference
pygmybean: to me study is many thing over and over in a style. ref is one thing specific
gravity_pike: this is currently a atudy
RandomTrivia: This is only the second episode and already we've reached deep philosphical discussion of drawing techniques. I am 100% here for it
josh___something: Study, using a picture so you will be informed in future works, Reference is using a picture so you'll be informed in the current work
RandomTrivia: "It's for.... research"
the1thatcreatetheheavens: hi alex and cori
TXC2: butts is next week cori Kappa
TXC2: hello the1thatcreatetheheavens welcome
Lord_ZYRK: Why do you have a 600GB folder on your desktop labelled "Definitely for research"
TehAmelie: on the far end of the reference spectrum we have "Greg Landing"
RandomTrivia: Oh lordy the squash drawings...
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
TXC2: adding scary mouths AKA adding mouths
Lord_ZYRK: They were fun mouths
Mushbie: there is a tunnel....
RandomTrivia: ALEX
RobotInProgress: Alex!
PixelArtDragon: *groans*
TheExplodedGamer: Sigh Alex :P
Mushbie: that gets F'ed
LoadingReadyRun: You pass through the Carpal Tunnel to get to work.
GirlPainting: seeecret carpaal tunnel....
gravity_pike: DOH HO HO
Lord_ZYRK: authNoPuns
nemryn: I'd say a study is a general thing to get used to how the anatomy works, while a reference is "I need this specific pose"
PixelArtDragon: FootYellow
beowuuf: txc2 there's definitely a grade above normal mouths, like turtle mouths
TehAmelie: all i know is the curious trivia that you have literlly no muscles in your hand. just tendons
RandomTrivia: The eternal mood
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: beowuuf I put it to you that once something has more then one mouth, all it's mouths are scary :p
ContingentCat: what is that wire thing?
PsychoI3oy: i saw the key cap puller
TemporallyAwry: Keycap Puller - neat.
Mushbie: was that a keycap puller?
PotatoWraiths: yes
GirlPainting: cory...NEVER challange an artist about the "tools oh his desk" ^^
TehAmelie: oh noes
GirlPainting: you will be there forever!
TXC2: the muscle in your hand is for moving your thumb
beowuuf: txc2: i will accept the point :)
TehAmelie: i mean, thanks for telling me
TheMerricat: Did the tower get resuscitated from last week's stream or has it gone to the big scrap pile in the sky?
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RandomTrivia: Pulling the thumb across is in the hand, but pulling it up away from the palm is done by a muscle in the forearm
gravity_pike: what is the rest of my handmeat made of? 🤔
TXC2: gravity_pike tendons and ligaments
beowuuf: sflrr
TehAmelie: bones and gristle
TXC2: also nerves and fats and such
wench_tacular: it's after the watershed here....
Coyoteofthenine: I just popped in to what looks like horse testicles?
BusTed: 🐎
RandomTrivia: LUL
GhostValv: :O
GirlPainting: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE girlpaDIE CurseLit CurseLit
GhostValv: :)
valravenapocalypse: @Coyoteofthenine the human body is just a collection of testicle and dick shapes
HundreydAundre: Ayy, Srr Alex! *dabs in kneeling gesture*
RandomTrivia: That is a STRONG name :D
pygmybean: using digital tools to help with art is super valid
Davecheesefish: It's a living#
pygmybean: fucking accessibility
TXC2: of the New Hampshire cheesefishes
wench_tacular: indeed
Metric_Furlong: of the New Hampsh- dammit TXC2
TXC2: Metric_Furlong :D
TehAmelie: hmm does twitch allow drawing horse testicles? reasonably anything involving animals mating habits should go, like on animal planet. but who knows with the internet puritans
Juliamon: TehAmelie Horse balls are in video games, it's fine
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GirlPainting: if i shake my hands, won´ t all the bones fall out?
pygmybean: don't do the stretchy if you have EDS or hypermobility okok
pygmybean: big hurty
beowuuf: yay, more cyoa sounds fun
HundreydAundre: How does arthritis conflict with said sketches, with curiosity?
Coyoteofthenine: @valravenapocalypse sounds like a nightmare
TXC2: the tiger palm
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wench_tacular: oh my!
BusTed: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
beowuuf: freeballin' , as in ball of the fist
TXC2: HundreydAundre fine motor control can be fucked from arthritis
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HundreydAundre: Yea, just one hand can go infinite.
ContingentCat: follow your own medical situation
TehAmelie: i'm the only person i've ever heard of with hypomobility. i cannot flex my thumbs without also bending my index finger
RandomTrivia: "Do the thing, unless not" is great useless advice. We should get it added to LRRbot
BusTed: good squishes
HundreydAundre: A hand of six, though...: PowerUpL PowerUpL PowerUpL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR PowerUpR PowerUpR PowerUpR
gravity_pike: oh, is THAT what abduction means? the video game makes more sense, now
LordZarano: 🖖
Juliamon: TehAmelie It's part of my disability!
GirlPainting: talk to the hand!
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Juliamon: I'm *mostly* hypermobile but some bits are hypo because why the fuck not
pygmybean: im very very hypermobile. its lots of tape and little metal rings.
Juliamon: I have very little control over my pinkies
TXC2: "imagine what's like to be disable" should be a thing they teach in schools ;p
TXC2: wrong emote I put there
valravenapocalypse: @TXC2 especially design and engineering schools
TehAmelie: an inspiration: Yuko Ota, the artist of , learned to draw with her off hand to reduce the strain on her drawing hand
SilverBramble: now draw koala hands!
TXC2: valravenapocalypse indeed
pygmybean: thats suepr tru tho. brain says draw. hand says no. my sketches absolutely look like alexs drawing rn too!
beowuuf: a lot of anything seems to be teaching your brain to get out of its own way
fragilepaper: I never thought about it that way... awesome
GirlPainting: i have seen people draw with their feet or teeth!
TehAmelie: Gene Wilder, we still miss you
reptile___: either way, you want to remain steady when shooting
beowuuf: metal desk! nice
TXC2: !findquote big
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TehAmelie: a solid support for your gun is good. like the rock of Gibraltar
wench_tacular: ouch
BusTed: gottem
beowuuf: seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PsychoI3oy: sir marksalot, I call upon you to fill this page
offbeatwitch: "GREY"
TehAmelie: idiosyncratic, even?
GirlPainting: taste is always subjective
offbeatwitch: i see what you did there,
TXC2: they're kinda synonymous those words
beowuuf: i presumed it was the 50 shades quote
TehAmelie: thank heavens there is no artistry orthodoxy
beowuuf: cam drew with egg, art is anything
noSmokeFire: I actually got excommunicated by the artpope once
pygmybean: whos artpope and how dare they
SnowBuddy18: damn, that's a good hand
pygmybean: bug handy
TXC2: I mean people have TRIED to enforce what art should be :p
ArdCollider: maybe it was just the Avignon art pope
RandomTrivia: LUL
pygmybean: OH YEAH
PixelArtDragon: Maybe it was the art antipope?
beowuuf: did they have the hat?
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
offbeatwitch: error 194: the pope is a sheep
TehAmelie: Grant Morrison used to do all the drugs in order to write comics. his answer in a letter column where someone called that "cheating" kinda opened my eyes: "it's not a contest"
noSmokeFire: you look for their socket
PixelArtDragon: @ArdCollider Ah, the chat hivemind
wench_tacular: trust no one
GirlPainting: WHAT?!?!?
RandomTrivia: Fuck, what happened to this stream? LUL
GirlPainting: o.O
LurkerSpine: pope sneaking
Invitare: a female Pope would be terrible
fragilepaper: How HANDY it is that some people want to be dicks about gatekeeping
ani_laurel: A woman got made pope once so now they check
SnuggleFoxes: no really the lifting of the gown is a thing
josh___something: I have soo many more questions
ArdCollider: @PixelArtDragon FBtouchdown
TXC2: there has been at least one female pope
Mangledpixel: yeah, it's a thing, it's super sexist AND transphobic all at once
niccus: that has been this week's pope corner
pygmybean: its me im the antipope
ANeMzero: Clearly Alex needs to play some more crusader kings
TXC2: which one Cori, there's been like 12
TehAmelie: there's been a load of antipopes
Metric_Furlong: well, there isn't *now*
RobotInProgress: Aunty Pope
beowuuf: antepope was just a boy in a blanket
Invitare: you just have to believe
PixelArtDragon: One of my favorite lines form Babylon 5 is the line "that can't be the pope, looks nothing like her"
Metric_Furlong: there have been a few over the centuries
pygmybean: raise your hand if youre the antipope
LurkerSpine: Well, I don't think practicing Catholics can be...
Invitare: or not believe
offbeatwitch: if the pope and the antipope ever meet they will annihilate
ani_laurel: There is no current established anti-pope but there is a Women's Prisets movement
Brozard: We're all the Anti-Pope
noSmokeFire: what I like best is the pope and antipope but excommunicated each other
noSmokeFire: *both
GirlPainting: i might have to anty poop soon....but the anty pope?
TXC2: Now talk about the french popes Kappa
KaleidoscopeMind: Auntie Pope let's you play video games
KaleidoscopeMind: And each ice cream for dinner
ANeMzero: Can't draw horses club | Anti-Popes
serramarkov: I'm an Auntie, but not the Auntiepope
CaptainSpam: That's what I love about this country, with enough hard work and dedication, anyone can become the anti-pope. Kappa
GirlPainting: is auntie pope related to one punch gran?
beowuuf: sarah anderson practice cartoon.gif
pygmybean: yep i poped out the womb drawing GG everybody else
vegetalss4: There are currently 8 antipopes according to wikipedia. (being generous about the requirements)
TehAmelie: the only useful thing noted hack and art thief Shia LaBouef ever said, "just lrrEFF do it"
TXC2: "your child is special" is such boomer BS :p
RandomTrivia: AND demoralizing for the kid, because they don't learn that they got there by their own effort
TemporallyAwry: yeah ... the existence of parents that "are special so their kids are special" is horrifyingly damaging to their kids and others.
Juliamon: I strongly believe "your child isn't special" should be taught in prenatal parenting courses
Invitare: I have Talent. I keep it in a bottle and bring it out for special occasions
Lord_ZYRK: All kids are born with it, and then we beat it out of most of them over time
zed_alpha: AND also demoralizing the kid because if they suddenly don't have the skills and aren't good at something, they feel defective
fragilepaper: @pygmybean checkmate atheists I was drawing in the womb
keroan0: I play an instrument and it's not easy for me, but I record myself once a month and save the recording... I CLEARLY have improved over time. The practice has worked!
ANeMzero: There is a reason that the majority of "child prodigies" just happen to come from well off families that can dedicate the resources to fostering a skill.
pygmybean: lol i started drawing hands as an embryo. fucking casuals
fragilepaper: LUL
GirlPainting: in my experiance, there is no "tallent"....what people percive as tallent is just an enate interrest in a certain topic or exercise, and therefor it is "easyer" for them to do more of that
SnuggleFoxes: as someone with very little skill in drawing to begin iwth and for most of my years and then drew every day for some time when I was in mental healthcare facilities and woops now I'm good at drawing. It really was just doing it over and over and over again
PixelArtDragon: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice.
CaptainSpam: Those people are dumb and stupid and wrong and dumb.
GamesAndInk: Is it just me, or does the outline of the hand through Cori's paper look like a facehugger?
KaleidoscopeMind: "recently" aka my whole life
TehAmelie: hey, i was a child prodigy. i figured that out when i was about 30, long after i lost any chance of getting the support i needed to develop my gifts
RobotInProgress: I remember a time when I thought using a template for the basis of a clay sculpture was cheating
TemporallyAwry: Generally if it's illegal, it's also cheating LuvOops
LordZarano: Some people have an affinity for doing it, and thus they do a lot of practice on their own. But it still takes them the same amount of practice as anyone to get good at it
TXC2: I think there was a court case in the UK about sampling
Ed25519: LIke, Vanilla Ice transformative?
beowuuf: dun dun dun DADA dun dun, see, transformative
Ed25519: @beowuuf =D
ContingentCat: I feel like the term "cheating" doesn't really fit art. It's not a competition, there's no winner and loser at art?
TehAmelie: once again, "cheating" implies there is a contest where you compete with people under a set of rules
pygmybean: tracing is good. you learn movements
beowuuf: temamelie just gave a good quote about that earlier
TXC2: ContingentCat it is when money is involed :p
Juliamon: ContingentCat Getting paid changes the situation pretty significantly
PixelArtDragon: Drawing the thing, explains the thing?
pygmybean: happy little trees alex?
RobotInProgress: meet tree
pygmybean: hello trees
TehAmelie: trees, the most permissive models
fragilepaper: Become tree
reptile___: Sometimes I draw perfect hands, and sometimes just I get 6 or 7 land
ContingentCat: @Juliamon true, but I think the term plagerism works better and is more clear that it's about taking an idea
Juliamon: Plagiarism is still a form of cheating
KaleidoscopeMind: Had a bio prof who on day 1 told everyone to draw a bike from memory on the first day. It really highlighted how everyone's mental heuristic for things are oversimplified and we should really ~observe~ things in your work
keroan0: That was my first art book! I had drawings of that style allllll over my room
TehAmelie: i believe the crime is stealing, not cheating
nemryn: the best part is, the original artist participated too!
baronsamedi23: meds reminder for those who may need it
TehAmelie: we can ask Nedroid about when people steal your art lrrBEEJ
PixelArtDragon: The thing about plagiarism is that it's an attempt to pass someone else'e work off as your own. If you're open about how and in what way you used someone else's things, it will probably be fine.
BusTed: Hahaha.
Saulens181: what
LordZarano: Oh yeah, the "draw a bicycle from memory" test is great
Metric_Furlong: I got it
Juliamon: Oh no Alex hasn't seen this
BusTed: 8 legs
RandomTrivia: UH
beowuuf: the comic with all the legs
ContingentCat: @Juliamon definitely, but people don't tend to get as confused and call references plagiarism but cheating does
RandomTrivia: LUL
BlueMechanic: I am aware of the Neil Cicirga comic referenced here
ANeMzero: classic neil cicierega comic
LurkerSpine: That comic is messed up
Metric_Furlong: Alex is going to be Enlightened
TehAmelie: oh, it's such a must read comic
gravity_pike: it's a neilcic production
Lord_ZYRK: Only Alex, huh?
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Ariel needs legs.
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TXC2: !break
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CaptainSpam: We're going to come back and Alex will be much wiser and never the same again.
niccus: you know how neil cicierega is more everywhere there you think
Metric_Furlong: also, there is a poll
TehAmelie: and of course Neil Cicerega made it. good ol Smash Mouth
Metric_Furlong: (it is about video games)
beowuuf: hey now
pygmybean: so whomst here has an art twotter and am i allowed to follow it
valravenapocalypse: "We're going to go to commercial, because my COHOST needs to EDUCATE THEMSELVES"
TehAmelie: i think he made about 20% of the Internet culture
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie Neil is the prince of the web
Hadouken_lol_catz: yeees i made it to a cant draw horses club stream
Hadouken_lol_catz: i missed the last one
Metric_Furlong: Hadouken_lol_catz welcome
TXC2: hello Hadouken_lol_catz welcome
TehAmelie: then there's KC Green. and then there's Nedroid, helplessly standing by holding the "you made this? i made this" comic
beowuuf: pygmybean: alex has a very nsfw alt account he is being more public about sharing. If you like oglaf and the non-alien part of the aliens universe, it's worth a follow through his normal twitter
pygmybean: ohh i didn't know. do i ask for that here?
pygmybean: or is it linked
TehAmelie: i'll just say if Space Shipping gets under the Slipshine umbrella i'm subscribed
AnOddSmith: well I just watched Ariel needs legs and that was certainly a thing
valravenapocalypse: same
wench_tacular: why am I not surprised it was a neil c thing
Metric_Furlong: AnOddSmith congratulations on your Enlightenment
beowuuf: if you go to
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bwk789: me too, it was like going to the store
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Juliamon: Seven Vaganias will now live rent-free in your head forever
Metric_Furlong: not mine, I'm charging the usual rate
bwk789: now i have eddie izzard doing cantina skit combined with arial/neil
NotCainNorAbel: There are plenty of other things in the Internet that I would gladly replace with arial needs legs
valravenapocalypse: For me, it's the "Maybe more:
TXC2: yeap, that.....thats gonna haunt my dreams now
valravenapocalypse: *"
bwk789: this dress is wet and this one is wet and this one is wet
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TehAmelie: oh while we are on hands, i'd like to submit this random painting of Prince i did. as an example of how the minute details of anatomy may not need to hold you back
pygmybean: oh yay n
pygmybean: omg i love the color
beowuuf: wow, you captured him
TXC2: and we're back
Juliamon: Amelie has a way with colour, I always love it
TehAmelie: ha, thanks. purple isn't my favorite but what can you do
Wolfstrike_NL: but, 8 legs
TemporallyAwry: lrrHEART it's been fun lrrHEART
undecided44: I was not today years old when I realized that Neil c. has developed the archetype for all forms of internet humor, but I was today years old when it was confirmed to me... "... maybe more."
AnOddSmith: It's incredible just how much quintessential internet stuff NeilC has made over the years
gravity_pike: alex has returned, forever changed
bwk789: audio muted
bwk789: wait thats my audio not stream
beowuuf: alex back
matthaus_c: the equine silence
TXC2: no sound is fine
Hadouken_lol_catz: sigh lents?
Metric_Furlong: #NotOnSpotify
keroan0: oooo Jazzy and smooth
TXC2: no, sound is fine
TXC2: commas are important chat :p
NotCainNorAbel: Virginia
ContingentCat: newhampshire?
BulkRare: a horse
undecided44: 7 virginias
BrowneePoints: Virginia
ContingentCat: or one of those states on the side?
valravenapocalypse: one of them east coast states
TXC2: I get it!
niccus: an elephant in a snake animorphing into virginia
Ed25519: bitcoin?
matthaus_c: Teri, from the new disney pixar movie Spaceshipping
BulkRare: a hand
ElementalAlchemist: I thought Virginia but maybe New York
ContingentCat: ohhhhhhh
beowuuf: LMAO
BusTed: dawning realization
wench_tacular: so close
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrWOW
GamesAndInk: Hey can we ban Alex?
beowuuf: i can't be mad
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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BrowneePoints: It's almost Heaven, but not quite west enough
ReynardWrecca: Jeepers.
ANeMzero: Well that is it for this episode
SnuggleFoxes: oh noo alilyXD
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: That's Andy Griffith!
undecided44: living in Virginia for 12 years finally pays off.
TehAmelie: [Scrubs flashbacks]
SilverBramble: this virginian zoned out for a second and now is very confused
PixelArtDragon: Welp, it's been good, but that has killed me.
undecided44: @browneepoints though it is for lovers... so...
PixelArtDragon: MAYBE MORE
matthaus_c: I can't look at it, but I also can't look away
Jensling: LUL
vegetalss4: I have to go to bed now, but I'm very happy I got to see this bit first.
GamesAndInk: MaYbEMoRe
SilverBramble: hahaha, didn't hurt my feelings
beowuuf: I haven't seen someone so frozen since the Dice Friends Q&A where Cameron killed Wheeler with some of his off the cuff jokes
BusTed: 🤘
SnuggleFoxes: I will not comment on how many virginias I like
gravity_pike: west virginia and south virginia
undecided44 is a former Virginian, and feelings not hurt
DarthRagnar815: To be fair, there are two Virginias already...
Solipsody: "Yes, Virgina, there really are six other Virginias."
BrowneePoints: The 1st one hold up remarkably well sans a couple sour jokes
SilverBramble: I'm just impressed you included the pennisula
TehAmelie: i'd say they hold up qell
beowuuf: have those...aged...
ContingentCat: it was intensely of it's time
TehAmelie: well
matthaus_c: @beowuuf yes. well? no.
beowuuf: oh, and the weirdness of discovering that US folks don't get the henchmen death cut aways!
LurkerSpine: @beowuuf I mean, all of it has aged, some of it not well
niccus: yeah that describes it
TXC2: yes the add a new character for him in each movie
BrowneePoints: Yea, Alex has it on the nose. It gets bloated, weird and self indulgent in 2 and 3
gravity_pike: watching Graham/Matt's rewatch podcast made Austin Powers a LOT more funny
AnOddSmith: I maintain the first one is stil great
ContingentCat: I think Austin Powers is where my reluctance to watch sequels comes from
Solipsody: Film franchises always get weird when they become for fans of the franchise instead of fans of the kind of thing it started out as.
TXC2: and there's the fast and the furious Kappa
beowuuf: mirror leads to dual ian and i was not ready for it
TehAmelie: good comparison. i'd give The Hangover trilogy like 3/10 and Austin Powers 6 or 7
Solipsody: Remember that the first "Star Wars" movie was called "Star Wars" and was made by and for people who'd never seen a "Star Wars" movie.
Juliamon: oh yeah Do Not watch any of the [genre] Movies
matthaus_c: the misogynistic buckshot
LordZarano: How many sequels has Sharknado had now?
ANeMzero: I have only watched the first Fast and the Furious and I have no idea how a movie about stealing DVD players turned into the F9 trailer
CptMonolog: Helloooo. I saw Alex and had to stop by! How's everyone doing?
CaptainSpam: Basically, the entire Seltzerburg oeuvre is perhaps best avoided.
TXC2: remember when Scary movie was good? :p
Metric_Furlong: Solipsody in some ways, the one advantage Star Wars had was that no one was expecting it to be a Star Wars film
TXC2: hello CptMonolog welcome
mrverbal: the first scary movie came pretty close to some jokes
beowuuf: airplane is my favourite film and my goodness do many of the things just not hold up well. So it goes :(
BlueMechanic: Yeah, it doesn't take long until they aren't even parodying horror movies and just making copies of anything which was popular at the time
TehAmelie: indeed. filter out the Seltzer and Firedberg movies and then go nuts
niccus: is that like The Lost Room?
matthaus_c: I need to watch Minari
bwk789: sound of metal just came out on uk amazon prime. anyone seen it yet?
LurkerSpine: Turbo kid is p-good
LurkerSpine: Paul and his brother watched it for their podcast
tvenn: Hey that’s my state! Va legislation has been killing it lately. Why was it drawn?
PixelArtDragon: Soul came out in the last six months and was good
CyberColossus: I'm just fed up of the current crop of "Black Trauma" shit that people are making.
ContingentCat: I'm finally watching Twin Peaks
ReynardWrecca: @beowuuf Yeah, Airplane is amazing and also not really okay. Holy Grail, also amazing, also kinda not cool in parts. Ghostbusters, amazing and not okay. Maybe comedy just goes stale more apparently than other genres...
Solipsody: @Metric_Furlong For real. Of course it was based on stuff that came before, but it iterated it in a way nobody expected (or seemingly understood) at the time. It's interesting to compare it to, say, the "Flash Gordon" movie that came out after.
TXC2: tvenn there was a 7 vaginas joke earlier
Metric_Furlong: tvenn because cori introduced Alex to 'Ariel Needs Legs'
matthaus_c: @ContingentCat hell yeah! how are you liking it so far
tvenn: Hah cool thanks
TehAmelie: my unpopular opinion: Scary Movie 3 is legit amazing. (only 3 though)
beowuuf: tvenn: there was a very situational joke that killed the cori
BrowneePoints: Reading Rainbow
BrowneePoints: it was Reading Rainbow
KeytarCat: Arrivee! How are folks?
TXC2: hello KeytarCat welcome
BrowneePoints: I think it was during the section the kids would introduce their favorite book back to back
PixelArtDragon: He's also expressed interest in doing it
SquareDotCube: it's been rotating hosts
matthaus_c: but could you draw a horse in that race
PsychoI3oy: but can you draw a horse in that race?
Taveena: Jeopardy: Sort Of Like A Leopard In Denim
TXC2: wasn't Steve harvey doing it for some godless reason?
KeytarCat: aaaand acidental refresh
PsychoI3oy: damn, just slower t han matthaus_c
ContingentCat: @matthaus_c good, I like weird stuff like House of Leaves is one of my favourite books, but I get the sense it's something that I need to give full attention to and I generally watch TV to just chill so it's taken a while to get to
ANeMzero: I saw someone say they wanted Werner Hertzog to host jeopardy and haven't stopped thinking about it since
beowuuf: reynardwrecca: i mean lrr itself has some videos that are like 'welp, they wouldn't do or say that anymore' Yeah, comedy is probably more relying on thoughts not emotions and so is easier to stand up poorly over time.
KeytarCat: I like feeling smart watching Jeopardy
matthaus_c: @PsychoI3oy great minds benginFingers
Ed25519: @LoadingReadyRun Its no longer "no horse in that race", the current accepted terminology is "no snake on that plane".
ReynardWrecca: @beowuuf Oh yeah, I forgot about 'explorer of the internet' or whatever it was called.
niccus: what if weeb culture was more like weed culture
TehAmelie: hey did you see SungWon Cho started doing a Werner Herzog parody series? totally ripping your style
PixelArtDragon: I am grateful for stoners for making me feel much, much better about my MtG spending
KeytarCat: I almost was, but smoke hecks me up
beowuuf: those monkeyfighting snakes on that monday to friday plane
TXC2: ooooh thunderbirds yeah
ContingentCat: weed weebs are interesting
matthaus_c: @ContingentCat I wouldn't worry about being fully there for every episode. Twin Peaks is a great series to rewatch and find new things to spot
Solipsody: The best thing in Thunderbirds (and there's a lot of good stuff in it) is the shots they filmed full-size with a persons hands trying to look like a puppet.
TXC2: it blew my mind when I reliased that thunderbirds is 45mins an episode and not 22 as I thought :p
matthaus_c: maybe it's Shin Robotech
FurthestChunk: he was definitely inspired by Gerry Anderson's other show, UFO
beowuuf: wait, what txc2? woh
valravenapocalypse: Shin Gobots
PixelArtDragon: I started watching The X-Files and have been enjoying it so far
TehAmelie: speaking of 1990s things
TXC2: beowuuf right? like as a child I could have sworn it was like a normal 30 mins show, but nope, takes up the whole hour :p
LurkerSpine: Isn't he always illustrated as Kamen Rider?
jbcohen: hi
TXC2: hello jbcohen welcome
matthaus_c: Hideaki Anno has Rei underpants?
beowuuf: x-files did the cool thing early where it had alternative stuff to ufos, and also tried to ground it (like staking out the liver critter). Also trying ot get it as cinematic as possible with things liek the thing homage.
Lord_ZYRK: PixelArtDragon I rewatched it a few years ago, and the first four seasons were still pretty great
KeytarCat: It's nerdy to be into things enough to crfeate worlds like that
KeytarCat: *create
valravenapocalypse: This honestly explains a lot about Alex
TXC2: so non stop simpson reference from me then? :p
beowuuf: txc2: huh, maybe it's cause of stingray saying 'anything can happen in the next half hour' at the top of the show before the song kicks in?
CyberColossus: I'm under the impression thst most comedians comedy makes them laugh first before they take it to the store
Hadouken_lol_catz: may i inquire why all of the hands?
PixelArtDragon: @Hadouken_lol_catz It's for the horses.
jessieimproved: Well I just got here H A N D S
Lord_ZYRK: We're learning to draw horses, Hadouken_lol_catz
matthaus_c: @Hadouken_lol_catz the hands are an essential part of the horse.
beowuuf: we're practising hands this weel
TXC2: beowuuf i think it's that most kid shows are kinda short, and yet thunderbird has the gaul and power to keep a child's attention for that long
Hadouken_lol_catz: ah i see hands for the horses makes perfect sense
RandomTrivia: Abstract connect-the-dots is a cool stream concept
TehAmelie: i used to follow X-Files back then, when they made episodic TV shows with the assumption that people were going to miss watching one or two weeks. and they did some of that "myth arc" stuff i missed and then i didn't understand anything
beowuuf: for the times when you eant to draw horses with hands
nemryn: Step 1: Draw a hand. Step 2: Draw the rest of the horse
BusTed: 🤛
BrowneePoints: Shin Gamera
Lord_ZYRK: I present to you, a weird hand: 🦶
beowuuf: txc2: i guess it has a wider cast to be able to do that?
TXC2: Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons
RandomTrivia: Captain Scarlet ALSO very good
beowuuf: captain scarlet do be do do do
Lord_ZYRK: Yeees, matthaus_c
matthaus_c: @Lord_ZYRK benginDab
TXC2: the Hands are smaller and in proportion in captain scarlet
Invitare: Captain Scarlet is like, serious sci-fi
ReynardWrecca: As an old Englishman who grew up gorging on reruns of Gerry Anderson shows, I'm loving this. Have we covered Stingray?
TXC2: *heads
beowuuf: also mysterons weren't actually evil dicks to start with, people were the monsters and the mysterons retaliated afterwards
Metric_Furlong: except Captain Scarlet, who's invulnerable
TXC2: also Captain blue is voice by the lead Actor from UFO
RandomTrivia: The puppets were the same size as for Thunderbirds but with less exaggerated features
delta__vee: the first super mario, supermarionation CoolStoryBob
ReynardWrecca: "THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS"...with the scary circle panning over the characters. So good.
Invitare: Humans *attack* the aliens.
RandomTrivia: Also, the spacecraft from the beginning of Captain Scarlet is the same craft that travels to the moon as from the feature-length Thunderbirds Are Go
RandomTrivia: (or at least, the same design)
Solipsody: All these series are on ShoutFactoryTV, I believe, although some of the episodes were out of order last time I looked.
TXC2: and they reserect Captain Black, who looks FUCKED UP the rest of the series
RandomTrivia: ^
niccus: how do you feel about Clutch Cargo
Metric_Furlong: Captain Scarlet: "We effed around, now we're finding out"
RandomTrivia: There's an argument that says Captain Scarlet takes place in the same universe as Thunderbirds, just because of the Zero-X
PotatoWraiths: Clutch Cargo sure did happen
TXC2: oh and there's a flying aircraft carrier, and it's the coolest shit ever
CaptainSpam: Oh, god, Synchro-Vox.
RandomTrivia: Cloudbase is the most awesome thing in all of SciFi and you cannot change my opinion on that
TXC2: RandomTrivia I always assumed all those shows where in a shared universe :p
RandomTrivia: Thanks Alex
BusTed: tqsHmph
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
Juliamon: Charger unplugged? Happens to me all the time.
Ed25519: Its it plugged in? =P :)
SilverBramble: I saw that, with the baby alligators getting up but they reversed the film to make it look like they're being blown over
BrowneePoints: It was a Decepticon
TXC2: Cori casts look of disapproval, it has no effect
TehAmelie: say, does anyone remember a live action show about a dude with giant robot wings? sort of like Falcon and the Winter Soldier if they had made it in the early 80s? might have been called Condorman
beowuuf: uuuuuuuuuuuh
TXC2: !clips
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KeytarCat: "...the fridge laughed, we shot the fridge..."
josh___something: booo :P
Lord_ZYRK: First thing to do when you buy a fridge is to break its legs
BlueMechanic: My favourite fact is that the one brother was always in Thunderbird 5 because the puppets came back from being made and they thought that one was really ugly so just put him in a space station away from everyone else for most of the series
Simonark: Feed it something poisonous?
Mangledpixel: I once shot a fridge in my pyjamas. How it got into them, I'll never know.
CyberColossus: comedit. ti. ING
LurkerSpine: Dumpling gun is on Alex's twitter
matthaus_c: I thought the dumpling gun was a setup for a joke, holy bus
RobotInProgress: dumpling gun, in my mouth, NOW!
RandomTrivia: LUL I've just seen *poek*
beowuuf: conderman was a film and the first thing i ever saw in the cinema :) might have been a tv series after
Himeeho: I'd get my brains blown out by a dumpling gun... 100%
TehAmelie: seems reasonable
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are playing Modded Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (19:28 from now).
Simonark: Pierogis, wontons or gnocchi?
CaptainSpam: I mean, yes.
keroan0: It's true!
Solipsody: Yep.
matthaus_c: just shotgunned that one
BrowneePoints: Yep. Vaudeville shows and contrast
Juliamon: Always assume racism
ContingentCat: d a m n
ReynardWrecca: Damn, Cori snapped that one.
wench_tacular: whelp
RandomTrivia: @BlueMechanic Supposedly Gerry Anderson intended to rotate the crew of Thunderbird 5 more often, but decided not to as he didn't really like John as a character
Lord_ZYRK: Fun fact: if you don't ask questions you don't have to hate the answers :)
KeytarCat: Alex getting "racism" as an answer will never not be funny :/
Simonark: I mean, it's only 90% that, it's also that hands are hard to draw and animate. It's only 90% super racist.
frnknstn: oooof
Himeeho: what an awful way to start a sentence lmao
beowuuf: conderman was weird because it had MIchael Crawford as the main hero, who to a british person was the bumbling frank spenser in some mothers do 'ave 'em ... such a departure
ContingentCat: I thought Cori said menstrual at first
TXC2: ContingentCat somehow that's better :p
matthaus_c: much like Nietzsche wasn't a nazi, but his eagle metaphor still got appropriated to death
Solipsody: @ContingentCat Why would you want WHITE gloves for that?
HundreydAundre: I see hands pointing their finger & all I see is: "All Your Fault!!"
niccus: the police one, right, was it 2019?
Lord_ZYRK: Solipsody contrast
LurkerSpine: Yeah Mr. Popo freaked me the hell out when I was kid. I did not understand how that could still be on TV
BrowneePoints: and as a Theatre Major I still to this day get red in the face angry about having to explain why blackface is a NO NO in 2021
Simonark: The English still had "The Black and White Minstrel Show" on TV until a generation after they shouldn't. It's not JUST Japan.
KeytarCat: Gyaru has some blackface in it, but it comes from a different counterculture so it's...uncomfortable and I don't like it, but it still shows up!
Manae: To be fair, the djinn look of Mr. Popo was older than minstrel shows
ReynardWrecca: It's like when Bob Sapp the UFC guy was the biggest thing on Japanese TV. It's a heck of a thing.
TehAmelie: i was never allowed to watch the cool superhero shows, including Condorman and The Hulk. i think it played a large part in my feeling that being excited for anything means it'll be taken away from me
beowuuf: :(
Taveena: There's an island that Japan conquered a while back.
ContingentCat: huh
Jensling: huh
niccus: excuse me
wench_tacular: as you do
Himeeho: huh
Ed25519: I'm sorry... a "wondering surgeon"??
matthaus_c: this got way darker way faster than I thought
beowuuf: ok, this is kojima levels of trying to justify the eshkness
Juliamon: wandering, not wondering
matthaus_c: @Ed25519 it's a trope.
CyberColossus: 👀
ReynardWrecca: I do like the idea of wandering surgeons. Just itinerantly drifting from town to town, with his surgical equipment in a bindle.
xerjen: Ok, now I know what a Minstrel Show is. Wow, the past is... not a good place
RandomTrivia: !findquote house of lies
LRRbot: Quote #5008: "Welcome to Heather's House of Lies" —Heather [2018-05-23]
ContingentCat: Heather was on last week
beowuuf: the tiltyhouse of lies?
BrowneePoints: I mean, if we're talking about minstrel influence and Anime @corianderd ...Mr...Effing Popo
Ed25519: @matthaus_c o.O
HundreydAundre: & thus has worn said face as his own ever since?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
ElementalAlchemist: Heather's House of Lies builds itself strong
Invitare: The House of Lies is not truthful, but Cori is
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2, take care!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and alex
beowuuf: it's a house of lies, but must exist on a street of truth
beowuuf: night txc2
Manae: I still have Mario Paint somewhere...
Athelgar: swat all the flies!
Ed25519: Ah, *this* kind of doctor: "Lay down on table. I take lungs now, you get gills next week...".
ElementalAlchemist: I thought Ian did Typing of the Dead once
niccus: oh someone modded Typing of the dead to use Yahoo Answers questions
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure we did Typing of the Dead
Sarah_Serinde: That does sound entertaining
LurkerSpine: I actually got to play typing of the dead when I went to Tokyo
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon I was trying to remember...
I_Am_Clockwork: I thought Ian and been did TotD
Lokolos: I'm pretty sure Ian and Beej played it.
I_Am_Clockwork: Beej *
TehAmelie: i often come back to the beginning of Akira. the black ball drawn with a million pen strokes as a tribute to the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. the very balls to open a story with "on this and that date, a new type of bomb was detonated over a metropolitan area in Japan"
KeytarCat: As the youngest brother...I feel ya, Cori...
matthaus_c: that sounds like an Ian and Beej stream
Manae: Yes, swatting game in mario paint
JustNotAFox: the steam version of overkill definitely lets you load custom word lists, and has workshop support iirc fluffyfoxThinking
Himeeho: Do y'all remember Glover?
matthaus_c: @Himeeho we're drawing hands, it's only natural :p
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
fcloud: something happened there. something...not very nice
Jeezy56: bad case of bone-itis right there
Himeeho: @matthaus_c what an odd game that was
RandomTrivia: "That was an elegant proof, thank you. Have y'all got some ice I can believe in?"
I_Am_Clockwork: Alas, I was a Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing kid.
LordZarano: I know the swatting game from Warioware from Mario Paint
jessieimproved: yes, yes draw a 14 hand horse
TehAmelie: 14 hands is a heckin big horse
Himeeho: Cori is broken
RandomTrivia: 14-hands, is that 3.5 on each leg or two 3s, two 4s?
BrowneePoints: 14 hands is big
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: yesyesyesyesnooooooo
BrowneePoints: the biggest horse on record is 20 hands
I_Am_Clockwork: Don’t get me wrong, mavis beacon was fine, just nowhere near as cool a typing game as typing of the dead
beowuuf: werehorse
xerjen: Happy horse... or bloodthirsty horse
fcloud: is this a horse or a doberman
KeytarCat: both!
niccus: unless they're really small
RandomTrivia: Lots of "Column A, Column B" going on here :D
CAKHost: Have we considered a horse made of hands?
denu55: oh god no
Cepsys: this horse is giggling as it admits it was the one who poisoned the punch
matthaus_c: you cannot understand an alien organism on your own biology's terms, Steacy
TehAmelie: i, too, often come back to the internet post that said "imagine if horses were carnivorous"
lyropithic: I mean, one measures horses in hands, so that makes sense
ContingentCat: Horses are always flipping you off
Himeeho: whoever has photoshop skills please bring that into reality
beowuuf: the wonderful thing about horses, are horses are wonderful things...
Solipsody: Boy, Alex really had to think about whether to include that...
josh___something: Sexton Wheerer cursed art would like to say otherwise
Athelgar: have you seen the cursed image of the 'manataur'?
matthaus_c: hey, horse, listen
SquareDotCube: a sausage supported by skewers
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: CALLBACKS!
RandomTrivia: \o/
ContingentCat: UM
CAKHost: The cheek?
TehAmelie: ballckacks! wait
RandomTrivia: The masseter is the muscle that controls the lower jaw
BloodnBullets: it seems I am in time for some sort of hell-horse?
BrowneePoints: it's the cheek muscle that gives horse jaws that bulged round shape
RandomTrivia: Oh that's unsettling
denu55: im scared
Lord_ZYRK: Needs to be eating more hands
matthaus_c: should you trust *any* horse
RandomTrivia backs away slowly
beowuuf: it's smiling so widely though...
fcloud: nice horse. unfortunately this stream is CANT draw horses. you are stream fired.
SilverBramble: Its the horse from Over the Garden Wall
BrowneePoints: a Chesire Horse if you will
xerjen: But it's smiling. How can you not trust it?
LurkerSpine: horses with front facing eyes are terrifying
LordZarano: As I said last week: horse skeletons are weird
fcloud: this is a horse that would eat your face
ContingentCat: that's a horse that would steal your kidney
RobotInProgress: I'm getting flashbacks to a particular comic
wedge_x: *original Alien trailer screeching noise*
I_Am_Clockwork: “I wanna steal”
beowuuf: the hands are all on the inside
Solipsody: "And the horse smiles... With his TEETH, dear..."
TehAmelie: yeah. all you need for a horror story: "AU where horses are carnivorous"
Lord_ZYRK: It'll steal your wallet if you're lucky
CAKHost: Steal your wallet and throw it in the pig pen. Won't even use your money.
BrowneePoints: They're very conical
PixelArtDragon: Is this a horse or a bonnacon?
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie horses ARE carnivorous
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Actually, horses (and cattle, deer, etc) will eat birds sometimes.
TehAmelie: we all canter down here
Lord_ZYRK: They also reproduce by laying eggs
denu55: sharpie asmr
RandomTrivia: Well, horse *IS* big dog, no reason why small horse can't be dog
BrowneePoints: Their ears are like diagonal cross sections of Cannoli
wedge_x: honse
fcloud: this is a small flying horse that gives the bigger horse bad advice
TehAmelie: fine obligate carnivores then
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Scientists think it's for the calcium in the bones, rather than the meat as such though.
RandomTrivia: "HOR5 is the latest model, guaranteed to fill all your equestrian AND canine needs"
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: why does that horse have a condom
Solipsody: Safety.
beowuuf: gotstabe careful
MechaNoelle: DEDH0RS
CAKHost: That horse makes me think of Cloud for some reason
fcloud: "honey, i think that horse is giving me the side eye" "just keep walking. dont look directly at it" "honey im scared"
CAKHost: The hair, I guess?
TehAmelie: by the way i hope all of you are following the adventures of HORF on twitter
Solipsody: I have part of a horse's jawbone around here someplace if Alex needs a picture for tooth reference.
denu55: why
gypocalypse: I thought the leafy things where ears and the cow was an abstract of what it means to be a horse...but then you added ears and it broke the illusion
Himeeho: Asmr sharpie pls
keroan0: I didn't know I wanted a jazz cover of No Diggity, but I did. And I am satisfied
xerjen: That horse somehow looks even less trustworthy...
TehAmelie: @mckellogs has become famous because she has a horse that sleeps lying down. fun times
Himeeho: I feel like that metaphor applies to US voting patterns...
Manae: As I was taught--not that there's one right way--gesture drawing was basically "don't even pick up the pencil while drawing"
TehAmelie: you wouldn't believe how many people assume a horse lying down is dead
Himeeho: Alex, where can i find your comics? I had it bookmarked but now it's gone
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PixelArtDragon: What is this, a chatroom?
fcloud: !sir
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BrowneePoints: Speaking of JoJo, Araki's later anatomy skills are WILD
BrowneePoints: like, is there a single manga artist that improved as drastically as Araki did?
graal_smith: So who's the small screen doodler?
graal_smith: And why are they asking about American Sign Language?
KeytarCat: ASL? Are Cori and Ian not Monogamous? :P
BrowneePoints: They're doing hands so I assume Cori is doing the Alphabet
TehAmelie: what's his face who does Berserk, he does some exquisite work. art wise anyway
xerjen: Don't worry Alex, we are not saying anything interesting
ContingentCat: it's ok to not uhhhhhhhh
pygmybean: how do i do fist
pygmybean: oh god
PixelArtDragon: 56536/My sex is beyond mortal comprehension/Transcending space and time
pygmybean: how do i FIST
graal_smith: Leelu Dallas Multitask
Lord_ZYRK: Chat honks, anyway Kappa
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, I'm shocked at how Drawfee does it and I can only assume practice
KeytarCat: I feel insecure about everything I put in chat ever, so fine by me
jessieimproved: don't call it multi-task, call it round-robin task
Metric_Furlong: pygmybean take hand, make it closed
TehAmelie: i was gonna say this stream and especially Alex's posts has inspired me to start on a comic but if he's not gonna read it. . .
Manae: Take back of hand, remove fingers. Fist!
pygmybean: hand closed its a bun now
PixelArtDragon: Try hand, but closed
pygmybean: rOUnD?!
graal_smith: @Manae instructions unclear, losing a lot of blood.
LordZarano: Need to get text-to-speech for chat. I'm sure that couldn't possibly go wrong
Metric_Furlong: pygmybean and what it is a fist if not a bun of meat and bone?
pygmybean: good point
BrowneePoints: Also to new artists in chat reference are great, use them
pygmybean: fist looks like muffin
pygmybean: meat and bone muffin
KeytarCat: @pygmybean smol meatloaf
KaleidoscopeMind: fist = potato. just draw potato (no seriously. stylize your fists with other shaped potatoes)
pygmybean: lol a hand is the perfectly portioned meatloaf
jessieimproved: pinterest *hissssss*
ContingentCat: I just add -pintrest to all my image searches
graal_smith: @pygmybean pls no eat handz
PixelArtDragon: Pintrest is good at the thing it's supposed to do, and unfortunately it's good at many things it shouldn't do.
KeytarCat: @graal_smith omnomnom
TehAmelie: what pumpkin
beowuuf: cursed by gourd to turn in to pumpkin
Lord_ZYRK: At least it's not owned by Facebook
graal_smith: I suspect that due to this stream's theme, we will not see "No step on snek"
Lord_ZYRK: (Facebook hasn't bought it yet, right?)
RandomTrivia: OOoooh
MrsLlante: Oh it's an Alex!
CAKHost: Sprite Horse?!
STGGrant: An Alex! Awesome.
TehAmelie: i for once appreciate that Homestuck's 8000 or so pages and Alex's horror game streaming career culminated in sincerely flipping out at a cartoon pumpkin cutout in Spooky's House of 1000 Jumpscares
Lord_ZYRK: Any good horse drawing needs a stronk background
KeytarCat: The way to get better is to practice
KeytarCat: and practice sucks
Lord_ZYRK: Alex "JUST. DO IT." LaSteacy
wench_tacular: shia lebeuf
MrsLlante: Alex - "Just Do It!"
ContingentCat: how do you think people get good at it, by doing it badly a bunch
Mushbie: Shia_LaBeouf.gif
MrsLlante: Hahaha chat's on the same page
EvilGamr: "why would I draw it Im bad at it" yeah I can see how that loop never ends
fragilepaper: moosea2Rocket
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, spaceship
BrowneePoints: As someone with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, some days you gotta bite that bullet and do the thing
HyperknightG: You are smart!
beowuuf: "i want to do the thing i am automatically perfect at"
TehAmelie: i think we're four times better off attributing that advice to Alex and forgetting Shia "imma make and release an entire movie based on a comic book i read with no understanding that it's not my own story" LaBeouf
Juliamon: love me them triangular buddies
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie or the racism
wench_tacular: filth!
HyperknightG: love that left-hand smudge
TehAmelie: or his own comic books
KeytarCat: Glory to Mankind?
ContingentCat: speaking of just doing it, I have shirt that the buttons start too low so I've wanted to add a button, but button holes are intimidating so I've been putting button holes in a scrap of fabric
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie which film was that? I don't follow the dude for other reasons
Lord_ZYRK: Hopefully it's not getting launched at you, though Keepo
BrowneePoints: Well, now that there's a chance NASA may get funding again...
BrowneePoints: (government not private funding that is)
Manae: The Falcon Heavy test literally put tears in my eyes. And now landing boosters seems like just another thing.
TehAmelie: i don't even remember. just look up Daniel Clowes and read the comic
beowuuf: Violent J
xerjen: Quick, get the horse. At least the horse will not stab us.
TehAmelie: his comics are usually cool
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie good answer, considering how I asked :P
CAKHost: OwO
BrowneePoints: Alex if that's a furry rocket it is legally required to be Red
Wolfstrike_NL: :3
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints OH MYYYY
RechargeableFrenchman: Strictly for me to know and my enemies to find out
beowuuf: cori has no enemies... living...
RandomTrivia: I assume the cat-ears on the nose of the rocket are aerodynamic control surfaces?
PsychoI3oy: is the absolute territory the part of the rocket between the second stage and the skirt?
RechargeableFrenchman: @RandomTrivia I believe the industry term is "canards"
Lord_ZYRK: Rockets: look, everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes
BrowneePoints: Cori's fugue state, also known as Banana Cori, has disposed of all of Cori's enemies
TehAmelie: but what if you could have a living space in orbit?
BusTed: maybe run a minecraft server
gravity_pike: what if you had 2 missile silos?
RandomTrivia: @RechargeableFrenchman You are correct, front-facing as they are
CaptainSpam: But early Cray models already had benches built-in... Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: the Large Hamster Collider?
xerjen: Particle accelerators are a great place to store your bikes
Lord_ZYRK: I was about to say cook frozen burritos with it
BrowneePoints: Kyle Hill did a video of why you shouldn't put things in a particle accelerator
PsychoI3oy: burrito accelerator
Arikell: yup, use it to macrowave your food
Lord_ZYRK: "See, you don't get the frozen center with a burning-hot outside"
ContingentCat: to the tune of If I had a million dollars "If I had a missile silo, if I had a missile silo, I'd convert it to a living space, not a real living space that's cruel"
RandomTrivia: YIKES
josh___something: I wonder WHY
BrowneePoints: I mean, didn't the guy who discovered commercial use of Microwaves do so cuz they melted a candy bar in their back pocket?
RobotInProgress: Can I Vaporwave my food instead?
HyperknightG: do you have left-hand smudge all the time? has anyone found a solution?
KeytarCat: I once climbed my uni's film school and looked at that antenna. Like to think I didn't get too close
Lord_ZYRK: BrowneePoints that's the story, yeah
Arisa_Unohana: Can't draw horses, but clearly can draw...whatever this is
BrowneePoints: @Lord_ZYRK Yea I had a "giant book of random ass facts" in high school and that one stuck with me
Metric_Furlong: break time, one more poll time
corianderd: ooo neat what's the poll for?
RechargeableFrenchman: Of course the original research that lead to the microwave was for the military, and had nothing whatsoever to do with cooking.
Metric_Furlong: corianderd ordering my stack of games to play next
pygmybean: i drew tge fist
pygmybean: i got the meat muffin
Metric_Furlong: (I also do a similar thing with with my anime to-watch list, every so often)
Earthenone: rare to see a furlong poll (tm) during stream times :)
LordZarano: I have done an image search for "horse". It's weird to think about where the spine is in all these pictures
TehAmelie: fun fact: microwaves are not that micro. an ant in a microwave oven will dodge them and come out unscatched and pissed off
Metric_Furlong: names are obscured by design, but people are free to try and guess what the actual titles are if they want
corianderd: microwaves are centimeter scale
Onisquirrel: but will it be a giant and?
corianderd: my only guess is Astrologaster
ContingentCat: the wave size is why you get cold spots
BrowneePoints: @Metric_Furlong Can't pick cuz all Astrology is Shady
Metric_Furlong: corianderd nope, but props for taking the shot
TehAmelie: Fallout should have gamma ray microwave ovens
Metric_Furlong: BrowneePoints I mean, you're not wrong...
TehAmelie: irradiate your food to a healthy warm glow
BrowneePoints: The glow is just strength particles radiating from the meat!
Onisquirrel: glow in the dark tv dinners are on their way back
LordZarano: Horse necks are so thicc
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta have a thick neck if you're going to be a cage fighter
BrowneePoints: Horses are solid muscle
BrowneePoints: like, even a "fat" horse still is INTENSELY muscled
TehAmelie: i remember a scandal here like ten years back when it turned out a grocery chain's cheap meat contained a lot of horse. kind of funny, meat eaters having moral objections to some meats but not being able to tell any difference
BrowneePoints: I can't believe all those years of being raised a Farm Boy has finally had a payoff in the form of an Art Stream where Horse Trivia is relevant
Mushbie: @TehAmelie Scandinavia?
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
TehAmelie: yeop
Mushbie: they wont Findus in here
Anubis169: how're the hands coming along?
Lord_ZYRK: There have been several meat recalls in the West due to beef being "contaminated" with horse meat
briars_end: I drew a hand (and arm) horse for my warm up today. Now I have to live with that
BusTed: dancer
pygmybean: cori is an experience
Metric_Furlong: Cori 'Beef' Dickinson
xerjen: Hello beef?
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie I mean, goose is now considered weird to eat and it used to be commonplace throughout europe
TehAmelie: huh. i'd eat the crap out of a goose
Mushbie: "who named it land warfare and not ground beef?"
Clench_Eastwood: le buff horses
TheMandrew: is Shia LaBeauf a cow?
TehAmelie: feathery jerks
raaabr: Buff Bourginon
Lord_ZYRK: People also don't make pigeon pie as much as they used to
Wolfstrike_NL: Beef is cow evolved to it's final form?
The_Voices: beeffolo!
lyropithic: Laboeuf always struck me as a weird name, because it should be Leboeuf
Clench_Eastwood: do buff horses have more horsepower?
TehAmelie: Shia LaBeouf ohohoho
BusTed: Super finger.
TehAmelie: wait is it Labouef?
Lord_ZYRK: It's rude to question a streamer's dangle, Cori
Clench_Eastwood: nice dangle angle though
amuseoffirebane: robot friend!
TehAmelie: WASPS would beg to differ. no matter what facts may lie in the way of their genetic destiny
Clench_Eastwood: its funny how human anatomy is one of the hardest things to get the proportions correct one when its the thing we should be most familiar with
SquareDotCube: !t
SquareDotCube: !y
Lord_ZYRK: Fingos my dingos
BrowneePoints: Maybe the Robot is a Singer and Dancer Cori
TehAmelie: it's not that it's super hard but more that we instantly know if human anatomy is even a little bit wrong
gravity_pike: that's a pretty big IFF
Galexandro: Bolty McNuts
Metric_Furlong: chat, this is out time
Metric_Furlong: *our
TemporallyAwry: Axel :P
KeytarCat: B33F H1Mb0T
BusTed: Rosie the Riveter
VmKid: I'm gonna be honest, that's a fucking awesome robot.
raaabr: Sparkly Rose
Brozard: HAL-E
Lord_ZYRK: Pneumatic Drive
TehAmelie: Blast Himbeef
CodesFromHome: Mech-kenzie
BrowneePoints: CH4Z L0V3F1ST
Clench_Eastwood: Reanu Keeves
raaabr: FISTO
nemryn: Hunkotron 2000
raaabr: If we want to make the New Vegas reference
beowuuf: Stay-C
EvilGamr: I love big bots and I can not lie
BrowneePoints: yea that's a Nautolan name
gravity_pike: Mike X3L
Clench_Eastwood: wasnt Kit Fisto one of the star wars names Ian made up?
TehAmelie: Luuuuuke Skywalker
beowuuf: nope
raaabr: Kit Fisto is an actual factual star wars character
Clench_Eastwood: ah
gravity_pike: bigger luke 👀👀👀
TehAmelie: he did make up Gargolyng Dong that you may be thinking of
BrowneePoints: Kit Fisto be the Nautolan Jedi Master, the green skinned guy with the head tentacles who pushes over the Battle-C3PO in Ep 2
Clench_Eastwood: ah yes, its all flooding back
BrowneePoints: and then gets cut down in seconds by Palpatine in 3 I think which angered many a fan
KeytarCat: I stole my idea from a friend's D&D meme names
beowuuf: that is a great show as it also has the pumpkin spice dinner
MrsLlante: What did Alex just draw??
MrsLlante: Can we get a zoom in?
BrowneePoints: Yea, that almost happened
TehAmelie: i've been rewatching LRL for the last week or so. such good times
RechargeableFrenchman: Kit Fisto gets killed by Sidious / Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith
RechargeableFrenchman: RIP Kit Fisto
BrowneePoints: that was from the Maul game
BrowneePoints: cancelled Maul game*
Taveena: I think it was meant to be Starkiller
BrowneePoints: @corianderd They asked Lucas to come in and advise a Maul game, and he was dead serious about naming the villain Darth Ikky and Darth Insaneious, and he was dead serious
Clench_Eastwood: he's....Insaneous
hexy_lexy: :O is that an Alex?! YAY!!
Metric_Furlong: the real Darth Insaneous was George Lucas all along
niccus: we still ended up with Savage Oppress
PixelArtDragon: It's kinda how we got Darth Bane
BrowneePoints: this was at the part where Lucas' ego got too big to be told No
Lord_ZYRK: Journey of the Whills
TehAmelie: George Lucas had a HEATED debate with the very young Carrie Fisher about how a woman in space should never ever want to wear a bra. that may be all you need to know about his technical story telling skills
Clench_Eastwood: I actually think Starkiller is a cool name.....for a fanfact
xerjen: I just stopped watching Star Wars. You also can't make me watch them ;)
BusTed: The power...
SquareDotCube: I think the "Starkiller" name and "Revenge of the Jedi" really says a lot about Lucas' decisions to anyone who watched the films
BrowneePoints: Lucas is a GREAT big picture guy. He is an AWFUL detail guy
RechargeableFrenchman: Definitely heard "Star Wars Batman Villain" and that sounds kinda neat honestly
Mai_Andra: Well, people seemed to be fine with Darth [in]Vader, and even Darth [in]Sidious (though to a lesser extent.)
ContingentCat: Star Wars weebs have put me off watching any new star wars
TemporallyAwry: The blush on the robot really sells it PrideLaugh
Lord_ZYRK: The original script title was "Adventures of the Starkiller as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars"
raaabr: My favorite thing about the sith is that they're performative edgelords who suck
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valravenapocalypse: *ALLEGEDLY* there's a plot in the works where Rey has a child after immaculately conceiving, except her and Kylo's "souls were intertwined" and so he's regarded as the father, and the child is going to basically be Cade Skywalker, ie, that's the child's name, and they're stealing Cade from the EU
PixelArtDragon: Hey, it made me feel like a badass villain whenever I used a nebulizer, so there's that
hexy_lexy: i understand why current star wars isnt good by comparison to the older stuff, i just choose to enjoy it
countingku: Notice me, robo-sempai!
KeytarCat: I'm unnerved that Alex can draw an attractive robot...
Mai_Andra: New Star Wars is tonally inconsistent, but it's fun if you just go with it.
BrowneePoints: But as Palpatine and Anakin showed, they're unfortunately Performative Edgelords who fuck @raaabr
Clench_Eastwood: Ya but Vader worked because James Earl Jones nailed the acting
TehAmelie: details, wow. whoever made the greebels om the spaceships in Star Wars should get some nega-Lucas award
valravenapocalypse: @KeytarCat I would hope he can, given the comic he's working on
RandomTrivia: LUL
KeytarCat: watching recent star wars as just bullshit space opera makes it really good
BrowneePoints: I just enjoyed the vast bs that is the eu
raaabr: @BrowneePoints Absolutely
SquareDotCube: two twins, so... triplets?
KeytarCat: @valravenapocalypse Statement stands, but now I want a link ldydrgUwU
BrowneePoints: Also, McQuarrie's concept art for Star Wars will always be masterpieces
BrowneePoints: and Star Wars Ship Design is still AMAZING
valravenapocalypse: Check Alex's nsfw twitter
PixelArtDragon: My favorite thing to point out to people who hated Episode IX is that the whole Palpatine Clone thing is ripped straight from the EU
Metric_Furlong: the most of O of Cs
ContingentCat: So OC
RechargeableFrenchman: The EU has some really dumb stuff I wish it didn't, but it also has some really great stuff I wish Disney had run with instead of what we actually got
Metric_Furlong: *the most O
valravenapocalypse: I'm not sure I'm allowed to link to it here
TehAmelie: so, immaculate conception, except the whiny space nazi boy has to be involved on a "thematic" or whatever level? make up your minds
raaabr: Oooh.
raaabr: That's a strong line of action
valravenapocalypse: @TehAmelie It made me want to drive a starship into Disney hq when I read that
valravenapocalypse: hopefully someone is just making shit up
BrowneePoints: @PixelArtDragon Oh yea, Dark Empire? I think, delightlfully schlocky books
raaabr: Just thought of another robot stripper name
raaabr: Spark from a Rose
Lord_ZYRK: Do you think a robot strip club has things like a flashing neon sign reading "5000 FT/LBS OF TORQUE LIVE"
KeytarCat: I want the reference to be the Montero vid :P
hexy_lexy: @raaabr i have one. Mobius Stripper
RechargeableFrenchman: White out pen? looks like a white out pen. And that's great.
RandomTrivia: Lord_ZYRK HAH
amuseoffirebane: live your best life, extremely flexible robot
BrowneePoints: So my headcanon for Alex's Robot, is they want to be a Singer and Dancer, but live in a society where Autonomous Synthoids aren't allowed such a place
beowuuf: nothing lasts forever
hexingale: I usually paint when doing digital art
RechargeableFrenchman: Haaaands
hexingale: like, if I make a mistake, paint over it.
Taveena: a b c d e f HANDS
TehAmelie: my novel involved some immaculate conception. there's a spoiler for you, chat. because nobody in the story can guess that's what's happening, so it has no bearing on the story
BrowneePoints: So they dance in a club as cover while doing clandestine espionage
KeytarCat: @raaabr I want that to be an android ballad from 2085
raaabr: @hexy_lexy How dare you. That is too perfect
raaabr: @KeytarCat Surely it's a transformers fanfic :P
RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePoints sounds a little like Dollhouse
hexy_lexy: @raaabr if i ever do become an exotic dancer, thats 100% gonna be my performer name
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
raaabr: Yeee
BrowneePoints: Hell ya it is
Metric_Furlong: hexy_lexy are you also a robot?
Metric_Furlong: you've got to tell us if you're a robot
hexy_lexy: @Metric_Furlong no, im an eldritch horror
josh___something: impromptu smutastrophe stream?
Lord_ZYRK: Then, using consummate V's. . .
TehAmelie: i've spent all week reading D&D materials so i'm taking "exotic dancing" in the "exotic weapon" sense. it's funny
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy Mobius strippers suddenly have a skirt when they take off their top and suddenly have a top when they take off their skirts!
RandomTrivia: Like a sloth?
RechargeableFrenchman: Chameleon graspers
BrowneePoints: I may or may not have seen art of a Pangolin Pole Dancer
RechargeableFrenchman: Nailed it
hexy_lexy: #NailedIt
Metric_Furlong: hexy_lexy well, now I'm just trying of Eldtritch Horror stage names
hexy_lexy: LUL Alex
RechargeableFrenchman: lrrJUDGE
Juliamon: Kaiba the Masaaki Yuasa series
Metric_Furlong: someone mention Kaiba?
Metric_Furlong: that's a good show
Juliamon: It's so good
hexy_lexy: @Juliamon YOURE so good!
hexingale: Please welcome to the stage, Boltina Turner
MatthewDennisMTG: who is our guest artist today?
Juliamon: hexy_lexy So are you!
BrowneePoints: So Cori! How about that new Hosoda movie coming out!? (Belle I think?)
Metric_Furlong: yeah, Kaiba is very good - vaguely dystopic surrealism
TehAmelie: those are the hands of Alex Steacy
ContingentCat: sounds fun
MatthewDennisMTG: oh nevermind it's Alex
hexy_lexy: @MatthewDennisMTG Alex Steacy
RechargeableFrenchman: Eclipse Phase, post-Earth Shadowrun style P&P game has something like that
MatthewDennisMTG: thanks y'all
hexy_lexy: @Juliamon u more!
BrowneePoints: It looks SO good
MatthewDennisMTG: Hi Cori, Alex, Chat!
Metric_Furlong: gravity_pike well... not conventional horror, but it does get quite... dark in parts
hexy_lexy: @BrowneePoints YOU look so good!
hexingale: hello
RandomTrivia: Hello there MatthewDennisMTG, welcome
DigitalSeahorse: this looks like Shipping fanart
DigitalSeahorse: :D
hexy_lexy: i dont look at as much of Alex's art as i would like, so im always in awe of how good he is
RandomTrivia: I love the heels, those things look like they bite
Metric_Furlong: like, in the first episode you find out that people's memory chips can be activated without being in a body and engaged with in conversation, in a sequence that *starts out* kind of light-hearted and comedic and then gets very much less so the longer it plays out
TehAmelie: pangolin hands, now there's some cuteness
RechargeableFrenchman: Outfit reminds me a little of Samus from the early Metroid games' end screens
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
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DigitalSeahorse: oh
gravity_pike: oh, did you all read the short story Lena about the first person to be mind-mapped? (MMAcevedo) It's experimental existential horror in the format of "Wiki Article"!
RechargeableFrenchman: So does the so far single colour + black and white colouration, and the red hair actually as IIRC it was a red bikini and red hair in the first game
Metric_Furlong: anyway, yeah, Kaiba's good
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrCORI lrrDARK
Metric_Furlong: (also good soundtrack)
RechargeableFrenchman: lol Alex
DigitalSeahorse: I missed the notifier of this stream
hexy_lexy: Alex PLZ
BusTed: muppet flail
BrowneePoints: That dancer gave that man a Robo-ner
RechargeableFrenchman: booo
hexy_lexy: @BrowneePoints boo!
BrowneePoints: I apologize chat, I saw the pun and I went for it
hexy_lexy: i boo out of love
TehAmelie: remember that famous picture of the dudes watching a jazz saxophonist, ordering themselves left to right in ascending order of being orgasmically blown away? same feelin
The_Voices: that could be a new meaning to "came in like a wreaking ball"
BrowneePoints: Nope that's it. Their name is Wrecking Ball
BrowneePoints: Non-Binary Dancer, wannabe Star, and deadly assassin
BrowneePoints: the stilettoes double as stilettoes
MatthewDennisMTG: this stream has a good energy
TehAmelie: this is the photo, fo reference
TehAmelie: *for
DigitalSeahorse: these are all very fun characters
BrowneePoints: Tag yourself, I'm dude on right @TehAmelie
hexy_lexy: @DigitalSeahorse YOURE very fun!!!
Mushbie: ahh yes the "he's hootin the hooter" photo
BrowneePoints: (legit makes me want to pick up a Tenor Sax and start playing again. I miss playing Jazz)
DigitalSeahorse: hexy_lexy thank you! So are YOU! :D
TehAmelie: i would submit the world needs more jazz
aiamethyst: can of air
BrowneePoints: The world has lots of jazz, it's just no longer Mainstream
Lord_ZYRK: Bah, cans of air you have to keep buying
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
RechargeableFrenchman: Never been big on jazz but I do listen to a lot of jazz-adjacent music
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
delta__vee: does the blow torch count
ContingentCat: only wild air, no domesticated air
aiamethyst: bare hands it is then
BrowneePoints: I mean, Jazz is the Spine/DNA of modern Music tbf @RechargeableFrenchman
lyropithic: You'll just have to be careful and air on the side of caution
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh I know, but I mean like one-step removed from jazz kind of close
DigitalSeahorse: some 20 second stretching
Metric_Furlong now has Kaiba's opening theme stuck in their head
RandomTrivia: @lyropithic *polite applause*
BrowneePoints: Alright Alex, what's their name?
hexy_lexy: @BrowneePoints i dont listen to as much jazz as i would like to
BrowneePoints: Cuz this character whips ass
RechargeableFrenchman: Not just rock and hip hop, funk and disco and prog rock and electro swing. Stuff that almost just is jazz.
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: oh no, the art cops are comin
Metric_Furlong: cheese it!
DigitalSeahorse: this 404 lady reminds me of Ballistic
BrowneePoints: @hexy_lexy as cliche as it sounds, David Brubeck, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, and Louis Armstrong, and Charles Mingus gets you a good spread of classics
RechargeableFrenchman: Red Velvet
BrowneePoints: Red Velvet is good
Mai_Andra: Raspberry Pi
Metric_Furlong: Ultra Violet
DigitalSeahorse: Posca rudeOmg
DigitalSeahorse: InfraRed
BrowneePoints: Asi Mov
raaabr: She looks so goooood
TehAmelie: i know nothing about horn playing but i just love Louis Armstrong's singing voice
RechargeableFrenchman: Headliner of the Red Shift
BrowneePoints: I like saying They and implying they are non-binary or Agender
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CAKHost: Who throws a coil?
Keondo: should'nt it be a bucket of oile instead?
DigitalSeahorse: "I wanna RAM you."
Metric_Furlong: BrowneePoints unfortunately synthetic intelligences have to be binary Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM D
RechargeableFrenchman: For various understandings of "hands"
TehAmelie: would someone throw a level? or a plane?
BrowneePoints: Cuz the book is Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep, not Do Robots Dream of the Gender Binary
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UWDJohn: I can be a bucket of water as long as you follow up with a bucket of rice?
UWDJohn: It
LathosTiran: oops caps
Juliamon: I imagine the coil just sprang loose
DigitalSeahorse: that was someone who popped their springy bits
RandomTrivia: It was a surprise, they decided to spring it on the performer lrrBEEJ
RobotInProgress: I should have been paying more attention, is this horse?
BrowneePoints: Cori, you DON'T sit in a bathtub o Rice?
TehAmelie: well, we are in the mammalian kingdom
Metric_Furlong: sleep on a giant silica gel packet as a mattress
ContingentCat: sleeping in rice sounds nice
n__een_n: it's an inductor?
TehAmelie: or animal?
TehAmelie: well, robot animal
RechargeableFrenchman: Get home after a shift, down a big thing of WD40 and plug in for the night
amuseoffirebane: They can get etchings!
BrowneePoints: Etched Tattoos Cori
CAKHost: Engravings?
TehAmelie: man there is so many cheap WD-40 jokes to insert in this scene
TehAmelie: soooo many
DigitalSeahorse: Questionable Content
Lord_ZYRK: The traditionalists go for chasing
The_Voices: stickers work too for robots!
Metric_Furlong: we're providing ideas, chat
BrowneePoints: I play a Warforged Wizard in a D&D campaign with Gold Filigree etched tattoos @corianderd it's a cool concept
Metric_Furlong: we're making it happen
CAKHost: Now I'm picturing robots with like a relief on them...
Athelgar: Alita?
RechargeableFrenchman: Embossed paneling
CAKHost: Like if they had thick enough metal
CAKHost: Or enameling!
Metric_Furlong: the movie everyone definitely watched
TehAmelie: it was real good, imo
DigitalSeahorse: Alita had silvery colour in the comics
Metric_Furlong did not actually watch it
RechargeableFrenchman: I forgot that movie existed
RechargeableFrenchman: Ghost in the Shell
PigmyWurm: Ghost in the shell
PigmyWurm: no she wasnt
Metric_Furlong: we don't talk about that one
BrowneePoints: I didn't mind the GitS or the Alita movies tbh
DigitalSeahorse: doll robots
Metric_Furlong: it was... not very good
Lord_ZYRK: More like Ghost in the Oh Hell amirite
KeytarCat: Not much good about either of those, but set design was p fine
TehAmelie: have not watched ScarJo's Ghost in the Shell out of symapthy with the entire Asian continent
Metric_Furlong: you don't have to watch it
Athelgar: the clockwork creatures in the Pathfinder bestiaries have ceramic plating
Saulens181: they sure do.
Metric_Furlong: they also give Batou's eyes an origin story.
Metric_Furlong: for some reason
PixelArtDragon: I don't begrudge her for playing the role, I begrudge the directory for making that casting choice
Mai_Andra: I just wish they had used a different ending.
KaleidoscopeMind: spectacle creep is a good term. adding that to my mental dictionary
Questhere: the ending was very.. american justice
DigitalSeahorse: rudeOhno rudeHmm
RechargeableFrenchman: @PixelArtDragon Agreed, it never should be have been offered to her in the first place
BrowneePoints: but yea the Alita movie is better than GitS movie, but of course neither get the depth of their respective series. Also Alita is hilariously tame compared to the Manga
Lord_ZYRK: That's how budgets work in plenty of industries in the US
ArdCollider: VFX bidding is... a dark art?
Mai_Andra: Rila Fukushima was already in the film. They could have easily set her up to play the lead in sequels.
BrowneePoints: Speaking of non appropriative Character, that Shang-Chi Trailer SLAPPED
ContingentCat: dang limit of 24 hours in a day
BrowneePoints: characters*
DigitalSeahorse: #UBI for all then nobody feels urgent need to compete for funds, then it's for fun!
RechargeableFrenchman: Ooh yeah. Simu Liu is great.
wedge_x: need that specular highlight
delta__vee: so adding specular with a water truck, I guess
Metric_Furlong: need to keep the shots nice and moist
RechargeableFrenchman: Meanwhile, as Cori struggles to process this new information
DigitalSeahorse: oh neat
Mushbie: piston I think
DigitalSeahorse: lever
ArdCollider: (also I wish the Alita compositing team had put up the reel they showed us at the Oscars "here's all the longlist films, voting members will vote for the shortlist" session that year online, because it's fantastic)
RandomTrivia: By the help of Newton's Third Law
Lord_ZYRK: DigitalSeahorse I don't think that would really fix this particular sort of problem, but it'd be nice anyway
RandomTrivia looks up, startled
Metric_Furlong: a lot?
ContingentCat: So salty
RechargeableFrenchman: Much higher than LRR's tarp budget, that's for sure
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
DeM0nFiRe: "Let's build a saltman" sounds WAY creepier than "Let's build a snowman"
BrowneePoints: Do you know that Kubrick's secretary is the one who typed out all the "All work and no play" lines in EVERY LANGUAGE
Metric_Furlong: an entire twitch chat's worth of salt
DigitalSeahorse: the set got as-salted
countingku: Talk about salting the earth.
hexy_lexy: 1/2 of MtG twitter? :P
gizmofreak1: "do you wanna build a saltman?
ArdCollider: especially if Cameron's about to half-drown you getting the shot, like he nearly did with Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Saulens181: ow
Getter404: Didn't they just do something similar for Avatar 2?
RandomTrivia: Yikes
Lord_ZYRK: They use things like that in water reservoirs, actually
ContingentCat: oh I've never seen those in Nook's Cranny
RechargeableFrenchman: That's actually clever, despite bringing up all kinds of that one time we used glitter in high school theatre flashbacks
DigitalSeahorse: coooool
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
BrowneePoints: My favorite is the Easter Egg Hunt on the set of Rocky Horror, you can spot some they couldn't find in the movie
RechargeableFrenchman: Still find glitter in stuff I didn't have at the time in a house I didn't live in at the time. Glitter is just the worst.
xerjen: Thank you for showing us your hands
ArdCollider: cool bit from Alita: they hired a free diver to get VFX reference for underwater hair dynamics
DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna go catch what I missed on the VOD!
TehAmelie: James Cameron may be a dictatorial jerk but he does earn some credit from me with the spending 18 hours a day every day in the tank when filming The Abyss
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrCORI lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Alex! lrrHEART lrrHEART
pn55: I love Alex's drawing style. lrrHEART
ArdCollider: because then they didn't have to use equipment that would get in the way
DigitalSeahorse: ^
GapFiller: and thanks for streaming lrrALEX lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's style
RechargeableFrenchman: Thank you Cori and Alex for a great stream, and being great generally
Mai_Andra: tksHands
DigitalSeahorse: I would love another mug
Juliamon: We're still on Monday, Cori
BrowneePoints: they're doing 8 AS it drops
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh man that RE5 ending was hilariously terrible
BrowneePoints: at least that's Ben's plan
DoodlestheGreat: Tomorrow?
RandomTrivia: That's tomorrow Cori
RechargeableFrenchman: Dice Friends, if there is one
RandomTrivia: Days are hard
DigitalSeahorse: Dice Friends?
RandomTrivia: No DF tonight
GapFiller: dont worry Cori days are hard we get it
Juliamon: No DF tonight
ContingentCat: There's no Dice Friends tonight
PixelArtDragon: What is time?
DeM0nFiRe: They did discuss on a previous episode the possibility of delaying VIII so that they can finish 6 and let people who want to play VIII spoiler free do that
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are playing Modded Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (18:01 from now).
RandomTrivia: "This concludes the LRR broadcast day"
CaptainSpam: After you leave, there is nothing. Gotcha!
xerjen: Welcome to ze void
RechargeableFrenchman: Nothing until James dies in Minecraft tomorrow
GapFiller: THERES NOTHING /invaderzim
pn55: It's okay Cori.
ContingentCat: stick around to stare into the abyss and see if it stares back
DoodlestheGreat: Bye bye.
xerjen: See you tomorrow
PixelArtDragon: Well, probably
RandomTrivia: Tomorrow is, as they say, another day
RechargeableFrenchman: We hope, Cori, we very much hope
CaptainSpam: Tomorrow, days will resume. Goodbye!
Mewyabby: I know nothing about horses
wedge_x: o/
amuseoffirebane: ok byeeeee
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
CAKHost: Have a good one everyone!
Mai_Andra: curiousjoiMosey
Mewyabby: And now a little bit more about drawing
ArdCollider: o/
Mewyabby: Thanks!~
GapFiller: bye lrrCORI lrrALEX lrrHEART
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori and Alex lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrCORI gooset6Heart
RechargeableFrenchman: On the bright side tomorrow might be one of the Dot tuesdays in the Jeremy Bearimy
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK
Metric_Furlong: well, I think that's enough responses for to call time on the poll
Metric_Furlong: thanks to all who voted
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: what won?
Metric_Furlong: "shady astrology"
Metric_Furlong: or, to give it it's actual name, Fate Extella: The Umbral Star
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh#
Metric_Furlong: (full list of titles, along with the ones from various other polls I've run over the years, are up on the answers doc. link here: )
Metric_Furlong: for anyone not wanting to click through, 'cosmic balance' was Lunar: Silver Star Harmony and 'Consecutive Contrails' was The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky SC
ContingentCat: Success! I added a button to my shirt, I've been putting that off for a while. If you look at it you can tell one of the button holes is hand stitched but it's functional and isn't too obvious.
Metric_Furlong: ContingentCat congrats
ContingentCat: @Metric_Furlong thank
Greypelt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are playing Modded Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (17:51 from now).