BrookJustBones: You need the shards you are using in the feedback system to go up to higher tiers
BrookJustBones: Get more perks?
mcspikes: you can get all the shard types at any level but you get more of the high level shards with a higher level woot farm
chrono2x: All farms to tier 3?
TehAmelie: guess i was off by 2
SeiichiSin: Overkill? No such thing.
beowuuf: overkill is the name of the game
BrookJustBones: You still need to watch for the rarest shard drop that is not in storage yet
TehAmelie: overkill is just what quitters call it when you " commit"
orangey44: lookin good!
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
kinslayer6788: you guys are doing great
themaskedferret: feeling stoked
BlueChloroplast: looks pretty
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beowuuf: control DLC, weeeee
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: we still haven't completely taken control
TXC2: 6? good old Man fellating Giraffe
Styxseus: oooh goodie!
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GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrSERGE Serge lrrJAMES James lrrHEART
ContingentCat: !!! I thought today was wednesday for some reason, I don't have to go to work today
beowuuf: i've been lied to by sergeon james
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beowuuf: it already feels like I lost all of tuesday by doing a repetitive task all day at work and being on the phone half my evening after work!
BlueChloroplast: @beowuuf awww <3
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
TehAmelie: so, how big is the overlap exactly between Control and Mark Vandermeer's Annihilation books? i mean the main character in Authority's name alone
beowuuf: :)
TehAmelie: (his self-applied nickname is: Control)
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
TehAmelie: just show up at the office one day and announce you're the new boss since the old boss disappeared under mysterious circumstances in the weird dimensional rift and by the way, call me Control
beowuuf: better than jesse 'just happening to find the old director shot themselves with this gun with my finger prints on because i picked it up after cause the voice in my head said to'
beowuuf: *faden
TehAmelie: yeah, Control's story does check out. his mom is a legend in the Bureau and all
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (3m from now).
wildpeaks: paging director Faden at the streaming office
beowuuf: the mission clock counting down from 3 hours is slightly less pressure
TehAmelie: nobody can really question the decisions of The Oldest House. it's a little cheap that way
TehAmelie: there's no multitude of factions trying to read their own agenda into the Board's pronouncements. that puts the game behind VanderMeer's books imo
beowuuf: it seems like the board is actually its own faction that's gained dominance, rather than being the bureau itself.
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Alahmnat: lrrSIGNAL
nullvoid8: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Got me a stream, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money | It's Control on Talking Sim 📷 ||
TehAmelie: by the way have we been keeping up with the messages from the Board that you can only listen to via the menu? i have felt that's been neglected
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
nullvoid8: All the extended videos have been skipped afaik
beowuuf: lol, is cori going to grind jukebox while they discuss the game as a whole? :p
beowuuf: also cam and cori missed the former side mission, so if we do go more in to the dlc both not doing that mission and not seeing the extended videos might make parts make less sense? maybe?
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TehAmelie: i am intrigued if it turns out the Board is made up of like, human people rather than the house itself
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART Hope everyone is doing ok today!
nullvoid8: The board is... the board
LoadingReadyRun: p sure the Board is a separate entity
beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: maybe i have to rewatch the streams, or even play through the game
beowuuf: I think it's the DLC that makes it clear the board is a seperate entity, though the board's comments about Former maybe hint about what the board has done
beowuuf: I'm going by ready wiki stuff and watching paul's run recently too, so take my own understanding with a pinch of salt
TehAmelie: Fomer is pronounced like Fomin, right? please let there be room for Chernobyl crossover fiction
Juliamon: Preemptive reminder for chat: this chat is a "safe zone" so please keep any potential breaking news out. Focus on the stream!
nullvoid8: going by my year-old memory of my play through, what you've said so far is accurate beowolf
BusTed: Hello.
RandomTrivia: Hello, simulated talking!
Orgmastron: lrrHEART Juliamon lrrHEART
TehAmelie: hello talkers
RandomTrivia: LUL
nullvoid8: this opening bit creeps me out everytime
RebekahWSD: Oh thank goodness, I don't have to move my mouth at all today
kusinohki: great! I hate talking...
nullvoid8: I love it
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
wildpeaks: talking has been successfully simulated
RandomTrivia: Oh Cori... I can see it pained oyu to say that
CAKHost: 4 20 blaze it?
2Flower: Without the support, you could not of the four hundred and twenty!
wildpeaks: outside: not even once
SpacePotato01: did LRR move to Arrakis?
Orgmastron: The evil day star burns
NotCainNorAbel: oh my, it is outside my house too
nullvoid8: wait, the board is in canada?
kusinohki: my outside has this falling white stuff that I understand is frozen water....
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RandomTrivia: Deliver the mail!
TehAmelie: sublimation is the solution to so many problems
KV1NN4: I'm in NY and we're having a cold-snap... it's going to snow
nullvoid8: it has fled from my sky, leaving only blackness, and a silver sphere
Alahmnat: yes help poor Phillip!
nullvoid8: yes Fridge Duty!
kusinohki: "and by 'we' we mean Cam skipped it"
RandomTrivia: Discord.... pls...
djalternative: As a note because Cam was curious, the cat ears are in The Foundation DLC
10of9: So I tune in slightly late and the first ting I hear is "My surface is moist"...
nullvoid8: curiosity killed the Cam?
wildpeaks: schroedinger's discord
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TehAmelie: are we on Mars? such burgundy
wildpeaks: "for reasons"
nullvoid8: we're under/outside the Oldest House
wildpeaks: <under/outside>
kusinohki: shield control??
theleerm: do yall think this game needs combat? and if not what would it look like without it
nullvoid8: there's lots of dust in the foundation
nullvoid8: I don't enjoy the combat, but without it, I'd rather just read a book or watch a movie I think
kusinohki: @theleerm the funnest part of the game is TK yeeting copiers at enemies, so I think combat is somewhat required
TehAmelie: this has a lot of Mass Effect 3 victory lap vibe
SpacePotato01: everyone moved up
beowuuf: dark
wildpeaks: chyrCube
SpacePotato01: I must have missed an ep, is this the DLC?
kusinohki: totally not sequel bait...
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beowuuf: we never got to have the dreams talk with him
nullvoid8: polaris is still inside your head, maybe the hiss could be in his?
wildpeaks: it's the Foundation DLC
SpacePotato01: ah
InquisitorGaia: juke box is downstairs in the corner near the security office
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beowuuf: i believe while we've triggered the foundation dlc, we've now gone back to the post story main game content
kusinohki: Cam beat the game and just barely started the foundation DLC, but apparently Cori will be doing the jukebox and other side quests of the original game
nullvoid8: it's the log that tells you about the jukebox
TehAmelie: juke!
Amentur: Box of jukes lrrGOAT
EvilBadman: Get ready for TIMED combat tests
djalternative: a clothing reward!
wildpeaks: Jukebox time \o/
Alahmnat: no dilly-dallying
BusTed: I feel like I'd need more railings to hang out here.
beowuuf: did we get the gold suit in this run, or am i remembering paul's run?
nullvoid8: Cam got the suit
Mistborn83: No Black Rock is a Ship in the middle of the Island on Lost
Alahmnat: we did
TehAmelie: i want to say we're intersecting with the astral plane
nullvoid8: after exploding everything
InquisitorGaia: alright my day is officially done time for weed
BusTed: <message deleted>oh no, I needed that surface area
EvilBadman: have you been in contact with [redacted]? You may be eligible for a cash settlement!
RandomTrivia: Oh good, now my insides match my brain lrrBEEJ
KeytarCat: What is player grip?
nullvoid8: wait, shooting. Standing in circles. This is Destiny!
kusinohki: @KeytarCat grip is one of the gun forms
EvilBadman: Grip is a Service Weapon form
EvilBadman: The pistol
KeytarCat: tyty AsexualPride
CaptainSpam: I think you need to stand in the plates and not leave for X amount of time?
theleerm: i mostly like the color scheme in this but woah this is a lot of red
noSmokeFire: it feels like the spinning beachball on a amc
noSmokeFire: *mac
BusTed: <message deleted>:)
nullvoid8: man I wish triple launch was in the game when I played
theleerm: im constantly recharging
Kaorti: gotta stand on it a while, but you did that during the fight
wildpeaks: not just touch it, remain in it long enough for the progressbar to fill (it's Domination mode basically)
djalternative: mysteri-hiss
10of9: Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon?
electric_claire: The mind control power seems a little ethically troubling
kusinohki: and some ppl used the jukebox for inappropriate work place romance
Alahmnat: Spin always feels absolutely useless
nullvoid8: is that a corridor, or part of a safe room?
beowuuf: we're only mind controlling alreayd mind controlled people, it's fiiiiiiiine
EvilBadman: i gave up on this during my first run until after dlc ,since that has more ability points + better mods
EvilBadman: also that timer. :|
TehAmelie: i'm somewhat concerned about the implications of you taking over peoples' bodies in a way that kills them in about one minute
CleeKru: so we heard the jukebox was dangerous before the hiss but we only see hiss enemies.... very weird
electric_claire: Just snorting a quick line
keroan0: High pollen day
SpacePotato01: Writing the letters to the families of the deceased for the Bureau of Control must be an insanely hard job. How many ways are there to make 'your loved one was used as a human projectile to kill another employee' more palatable?
EvilBadman: @SpacePotato01 Probably easy, since you can only say approved terms.
beowuuf: the fact curing the hiss from a person caused them to dissolve anywaysort of implies the people are gone and beyond help anyway?
PixelArtDragon: Many of my Mays were just constant nebulizer.
SpacePotato01: @EvilBadman "your loved one became 'propelled' and 'a collission occurred' with another person."
beowuuf: spacepotato01: i would hope that would be on the list of phrases not to use, along with alaska and scissors
RandomTrivia: Seems easy enough to write "Your child/spouse/other was [redacted] by [redacted] and sadly [redacted]. We thank them for their service"
InkyGhoast: we're gonna get SOOO much budget this year
BusTed: <message deleted>Just lots of █████ redacting the document.
CaptainSpam: And then the director is just tearing out chunks of building's structure, that can't be cheap.
Juliamon: Reminder that LRRbot doesn't like redacted text
BusTed: Right, the redactions.
TehAmelie: "personal friction in the workplace resulted in a death"
noSmokeFire: LRRBot believes in freedom of information
beowuuf: lol, is that what happened!
nullvoid8: that's unfortunate for this game
Sly_chocobo: I had one of those for SOMA, which .. *drastically* imrpoved the game
InkyGhoast: tourism mods are really fun for this type of game
Juliamon: (the reality is that we *still* get ascii dong spam, even in this year of our lord 2021)
KeytarCat: This game has a lot of [red] jokes around it, but [red] doesn't like it
beowuuf: I saw something white like it was addressed at me then it got cut before I coudl see it. Guess it was the redaction effect?
SpacePotato01: @beowuuf heheh
Alahmnat: also the invulnerable mode in SOMA, which is the only reason I bought it
The_Voices: walking simulator mods! love them, some times i want to just stop and look
EvilBadman: Get to see all that great art and art direction
wilcoxchar: yeah the Assassin's Creed tours are great
electric_claire: I feel like this game would be better without the mediocre third-person shooting
RandomTrivia: Hecc, some games even have "auto-skip combat" modes where you get to experience the story
InkyGhoast: oh god SOMA really needs one, if only for that one miserable section
Sly_chocobo: The game I felt was much improved without the 'combat' such as it was
KeytarCat: Now I'm imagining a nested redaction
Sly_chocobo: @InkyGhoast it does, its even offical now
Vanbael: touring Renaissance Italy is great.
InkyGhoast: well in this game you can at least make combat trivial without mods with the accessibility mode
offbeatwitch: yeah like the whole aesthetic is cool but there's like 4 mechanics
wildpeaks: first stage done
ChargingFerret: This game's speedrun is a whole lot of sneaking out of bounds, which while a cool exhibition of skill doesn't really show the game off well
Alahmnat: better hurry Cori, you've got 3 more platforms to go...
Kaorti: the time limit is really tight in my experience
beowuuf: i do like the new optionsin this game is everything up to invulnerability, but does include regenerating health, faster refrehes, etc
InkyGhoast: I started playing this and turned on damage reduction during the first tommassi fight and haven't turned it off yet because it's still challenging but im not dying every 30 seconds
delta__vee: dear game, what if not so many mans all the time
KeytarCat: [re[redac[reda[r[redacted]edacted]cted]ted]dacted]
nullvoid8: the problem is, without any combat, your powers have no point
beowuuf: you can tweak it up or down to your levelof confort in combat
RandomTrivia: @KeytarCat That crashed my brain like injected code
EvilBadman: Eh, even the latter fights are "Hover like crazy, launch when able, shoot when launch on cool down"
InkyGhoast: not true we use telekinesis to do our janitor job
InkyGhoast: we're the best janitor
theleerm: so do you think the game *shouldn't* have combat or there should just be less?
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia imagine what I went through to write it LUL
TehAmelie: something something falling with style
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Styxseus: But that also means that, the reason to include combat is so you get better at combat, because there is combat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @InkyGhoast I'd say ahti still keeps that crown
2Flower: I played this game before they added difficulty settings and MAN was it tedious as hell by the end. I just wanted to explore and read stuff, not fight 895,491 mans
beowuuf: best janitor's assistant, one feels :p
kumatsu: Roomba Simulator 2020
wildpeaks: to be fair, this area is an optional challenge arena, so it's normal that there is a lot of combat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat waves back
beowuuf: i really like this game but the thought of having to do the combat straight gives me nightmares
InkyGhoast: the hiss is Bad Noise
2Flower: 90% of all objectives are "eliminate waves of hiss".
Kaorti: it's a bad meme
TehAmelie: in the context of almost all horrror games shoehorning in puzzle mechanics, i guess the combat mechanics here is a step up
Kaorti: a bad,expansionist meme
RandomTrivia: Is that like Douglas Adams' "superintelligent shade of the colour blue"?
kusinohki: and possibly an enemy of "the board"
niccus: i guess SCP-wise they're closest to pattern screamers?
InkyGhoast: as someone who gets sensory overloaded via sound a lot, this is the most relatable fight
KeytarCat: @theleerm I like having an option to avoid combat. JRPGs with "no encounters" options are nice, and Ikenfell is notable for having all kinds of accessibility for that: Auto-hit, Auto-win, Overworld encounter triggers
Alahmnat: possibly an enemy of the board, or at least something capable of similarly corrupting them
InquisitorGaia: i think the frequency is basically auditory rabies
InkyGhoast: I want to chuck forklifts at bad noise
Alahmnat: *definitely* an enemy of Hedron/Polaris though
EvilBadman: I think it's a later ability in the tree, but controlling the orbs /rules/
beowuuf: and did i misunderstand, or is polaris some sort of good noise that maybe even is related to or originally part of the hiss, but was 'good' and was trying to stop the hiss?
RandomTrivia: Like a ball&chain LUL
accountmadeforants: Beat them with their own kind! Hit that mans with another mans!
InkyGhoast: hedron is a different good noise
KeytarCat: One mfr with another mfr, two bodies, no weapon
Vanbael: no weapons, only bodies
offbeatwitch: yeah absolutely
Kaorti: Dragons Dogma scale powers?
Styxseus: yeeeah
KeytarCat: What abilities would you add? I don't know Mass Effect
InkyGhoast: my understanding is the hiss were messing up hedron's home and she was mad about it
offbeatwitch: that'd also help to increase the number of mechanics
nullvoid8: my interpretation is Polaris and The Hiss are the same species, as much as that makes sense for frequencies/meme complexes
BusTed: "Is Pepsi ok?"
2Flower: "We have Akira at home."
InkyGhoast: more forklifts
Kaorti: flying around with triple-launch is cool, but not enough
djalternative: We need Diet Cherry Vanilla Coke
theleerm: it is just a lot of m
HundreydAundre: Yes! Hello there!
InkyGhoast: more forklifts and other heavy things for me to chuck at dudes
wildpeaks: there is an Assist mode if you don't enjoy the combat
Kaorti: the charge gun is fun too
TehAmelie: on this and this date, a new type of diet soda was detonated in the air above a metropolitan area of Japan
kumatsu: vague humanoid is not a form that sparks the imagination
HundreydAundre: Control-LRR Two is back!
NotCainNorAbel: i think if they could throw at you, be able to play catch with items as they tossed it
InquisitorGaia: theres also "The Orb" healer
InkyGhoast: maybe getting like a mega fist if you upgrade melee
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: given the SCP-esque framing, you'd think there would be no end to the weird things you could fight. I want more things like the refrigerator
Styxseus: Theres something about this game that feels very much like, the idea of the game is "The bounds of the world and its rules is not what you think!" but the mechanics and actual gameplay are very very standard, following all the rules and conventions :P
KeytarCat: @djalternative so no body horror, but absolutely convenient psionics and big guns?
beowuuf: so like hedron/polaris and the hiss occupy the same dimension where they exist as noise, the projector allowed travel there, the kids played and found polaris, but when the other kids started playing, they found more nastier denizens, then eventually the hiss noticed. Can't tell if the hiss were thefirst nasty thing that tried to escape, or they just tookadvantage later when the bureau started poking around. Feels like there's a large universe in this game, and many different good/bad entities
theleerm: thats a really good point @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat like you could just go to a random article on scp and i could believe it's in this game
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
SAJewers: lrrSPOOP
Alahmnat: yikes?
InkyGhoast: Cam's haunted
beowuuf: what did you say?
nullvoid8: lrrSPOOP lrrFINE
2Flower: I'll miss Cam when he's gone.
djalternative: timer is going
RandomTrivia: It needs something akin to Portal or Antichamber's perversion of 3d space
RandomTrivia: LUL
EvilBadman: Cameron is currently experiencing an AWE
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KV1NN4: d:
theleerm: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: check the toilet seat for heat
InkyGhoast: ok someone told me the other day portal 2 is now 10 years old and that caused some emotions
SuddenlyARabbit: uh oh
KV1NN4: D:
Amentur: lrrSPOOP
KeytarCat: 1 minute
xerjen: Ok, that's spooky
djalternative: well, at least it sounds like we'll be able to hear cam's last moments
TehAmelie: imagine the ignomity of a burglar killing you on a live stream where you're not even on camera
theleerm: this is spookier than all of resident evil 6
Alahmnat: Cam? you okay there buddy?
Kaorti: the gun does end up feeling underpowered compared to TK
TehAmelie: ignominity?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's an early Let's Nope I see
nullvoid8: can the mods delete InkyGhosts post please? Kappa
xerjen: As long as they aren't in Cam's living room
KeytarCat: (I'm watching a digital clock, I have no idea if it's been a minute
KeytarCat: )
RandomTrivia: Oh good, Cameron survived!
KeytarCat: within 2 minutes!
Vanbael: lrrFINE
EvilBadman: Do a triple throw, Cori
RandomTrivia: YIKES
NavelWarfare: Whichever of you beautiful nerds it was here in chat that mentioned Dragon's Dogma, you've got me listening to the title song again. Thank you!
beowuuf: uuuuh
kusinohki: I'm worried Cam got replaced by a clone
miniMacGuru: If the door to house opened while playing Control, I think I'd freak out at least a little bit
ThinksTooMuch: that sounds like something wrong with your door latch
delta__vee: is the door... mechanical in any way?
Alahmnat: lol
corefluxx: Cam's place is haunted
KV1NN4: C:
Styxseus: Uhh
RandomTrivia: OH NO
nullvoid8: engage master/stranger protocols
2Flower: Chariots chariots.
omdorastrix: or a shapeshifted clone robot?
InkyGhoast: quick ask for chemistry facts!
Styxseus: That sounds.. mildly concerning
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RandomTrivia: The Cameron is a Baryonic construct
beowuuf: need jelly beans, need all the jelly beans
djalternative: Cam = Hedron Crab confirmed
TehAmelie: i've lived alone for 18 years. if my door opened by itself for any reason i would be reaching for my sharp rock
Kaorti: 8 minutes to finish both remaining islands
theleerm: anyone who's ever sung it is in fact cameron
RandomTrivia: Did Cam just become the Beejdrop?!
kusinohki: wasn't there an x-man character that was a shape shifter, but also somehow got the memories of whoever they were copying?
beowuuf: serge was james, up is down, left is right
InquisitorGaia: Auditory Rabies
InkyGhoast: is beej hedron?
Kaorti: ahhhhhh
KeytarCat: Well now it's stuck in my head :P
nullvoid8: your what now?
PixelArtDragon: *tips fedora* M'baddy
KeytarCat: Pros don't fake!
kusinohki: I have bad news... you have 6 min left and only half done
beowuuf: have reward, i made it myself
TehAmelie: what if the whole entire game was like when you get the super gravity gun in HL2?
Alahmnat: I do wish the game gave *slightly* more preference toward grabbing the *grenades* instead of the stuff *around* the grenades
KeytarCat: Jigen Daisuke
kusinohki: I read somewhere that chewbacca was force sensitive...
corefluxx: Han Solo was Plot Sensitive
Alahmnat: I don't think so, but also Star Wars loves turning literally everyone into a Jedi, so...
EvilBadman: the only thing that'd I would attribute to force celerity is shooting greedo first
InkyGhoast: i've seen an argument that he was which was how he was so good at dodging while piloitng
KeytarCat: I think it's like modern art: Anyone could have, but no one thought to
RandomTrivia: Maybe some of the trench/tunnel runs in the Falcon, there's no way he could react quickly enough with that large-a vessel
RandomTrivia: @corefluxx sergeJustRight
TheAinMAP: benginRip
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theleerm: bwaah?
TehAmelie: what if Luke is actually in love with Han?
mcull1: I feel like the force is largely just the plot
djalternative: What if Luke and Han had a force baby?
TehAmelie: unrequited, gay denial love
offbeatwitch: i like jesse's new fit
mcull1: Like it's a great tool if you want to make something happen in your writing - the force did it
Mushbie: ""I watch star wars for the plot""
TehAmelie: *adjust glasses* i watch Star Wars for the articles
TehAmelie: wait what
spacemanhector: 420 smoke em
Sly_chocobo: I'd hate to see the 'Chair' and 'Wall repair' budget this year
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TehAmelie: hey, it's still aptril 20 for another hour, depending on your time zone
Alahmnat: it's April 20th for several more hours here ;)
TehAmelie: blaze it fast anyway
KeytarCat: Sniper no sniping!
djalternative: it's not even 4:20 420 for another 10 min here
kusinohki: so, I have my former boss's old phone and got a call that she had an appointment 4:20 pm on 4-20. I was like, REALLY?!
codatski: @djalternative Ah, my timezone!
nullvoid8: well it's better than going splat
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Ewww
KeytarCat: @kusinohki dooooope
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Now THERE'S a quote LUL
KeytarCat: But human bodies do bounce!
TehAmelie: my dream has always been to punch a bad dude so hard he bounces off the moon into another astral body
beowuuf: lrrWOW
beowuuf: the best mods! sergeModLove
NavelWarfare: @tehamelie The solar system's longest bank shot: Moon > Pluto > Back into Sun
TehAmelie: would be cool, and i mean bouncing someone off Pluto is hardly even a challenge
mugulord: I love the tanagram gun.
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kusinohki: paradise by the dashboard light?
RandomTrivia: Yeah that's Iron Maiden
KeytarCat: might have to use the shield here :O
beowuuf: all i have is run for the hills in my head, who knows why
EvilBadman: AI is real bad shooting you when you're hovering, which is abuseable
nullvoid8: can you do jukebox before getting flight? because I think you'd have trouble getting back to the center
TehAmelie: stupid Iron Maiden, popularizing the wrong number of the beast. 616 has a better mouth feel i think
ContingentCat: oooo yeah
Kaorti: justa a giant stone slab
Mordin_Solus_Sings: That would fuck your knives so hard
theleerm: what *is* blackrock
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
niccus: i do!
Wolfstrike_NL: Boooo!
AugmentingPath: The arch goes in... the square hole
kusinohki: round man goes into the square hole
ContingentCat: you're typically not supposed to cut directly on stone counters, even granite counters will mess up your knives
KeytarCat: @theleerm hyporeactive material that absorbs all kinds of radiation and sound
corefluxx: Remember, the fallen bodies of your enemies are considered burnable waste.
EvilBadman: @nullvoid8 I don't think the jukebox is accessible before levitate without glitches
Too_Many_Knives: Aren't these endless enemies? They keep coming until you finish the objective in here right?
offbeatwitch: i saw the original without the duet and it was still pretty good
RandomTrivia: Cameron, you're a pretty good actor yourself
CleeKru: unfortunately we cannot put the orb in the square hole D:
kusinohki: well... necromancy
Too_Many_Knives: Mind-control an orb
RandomTrivia: Need a bigger square hole then
Too_Many_Knives: Ahh
EvilBadman: Aw, darn. MCing orbs rules
beowuuf: healssimilate this
TehAmelie: orbs have brains, huh
DrasonSpike: round friends are best friends
EvilBadman: they heal you + any allies, which is hot
Kaorti: I guess you need one of the upgrades?
kusinohki: I've heard if you can mind control 2 orbs, they will heal each other...
LordZarano: lrrCIRCLE
beowuuf: yeah, on the stealing upgrade path
EvilBadman: Kaorti - There's an upgrade
hexy_lexy: on a scale of 1-10 i love you all beyond measure!!!!!
Too_Many_Knives: As they say in GDQ: "Ooooooooorb"
ArcOfTheConclave: thereare a couple
beowuuf: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: i'm curious if controlling two balls makes their healing additive
kusinohki: @hexy_lexy on a scale of 1-10, you are a treasure!
EvilBadman: Bungie and their Architects
Alahmnat: "you have five seconds to comply"
hexy_lexy: @kusinohki NO U
RandomTrivia: If you can't be bothered to render a Sub-Ocean, then you should rethink your game design principles lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: borderlands with the guns
EvilBadman: I've been meaning to watch, but there's a Devs React to 49 Minute Control Speedrun that almost certainly has clipping exploits
KeytarCat: I like how blatant the BL one is
TehAmelie: does playing with a set of two balls make you feel good, as it were
RomanGoro: Do we like the level design of this game, in general?
beowuuf: like a literal floating warning zone marker and huge turrent guns and a siren telling you to go back
accountmadeforants: It's only bad when you go to or randomly find yourself in an area that looks perfectly normal, and then it tells you "Hey, please go back to the proper area." And you're just looking around panicked and confused, because it all looks normal, what direction is normal? :(
Alahmnat: it fits to so many situations, lol
Alahmnat: @RomanGoro I think the level design is pretty great generally. A few complaints, but that's about it really
Kaorti: I remember watching someone solve all their zelda shrines by standing on stacked chests.
HundreydAundre: "Here we are. The Incinerator Room." -GlaDos, Portal 2
kusinohki: @Kaorti wiggins did that a couple of times
TehAmelie: you know your game has done a bad job of leading the player if you need to kill them when they go the wron way eh
nullvoid8: corollary: if the easiest / most efficient option is unenjoyable, people will do it, and hate your game
KeytarCat: Watching Wiggins play BotW was astonishing
Rhynerd: Poor Lopez.
beowuuf: interestingly it seems to be easy to get lost in this game, but because players ignore all the signs directing you to the correct areas
RandomTrivia: Yeah, Wiggins found some truly wild out-of-the-box solutions to shrines
hexy_lexy: Wiggins was being Wiggins, as usual :p
KeytarCat: He liked futzing with the individual mechanics without crossing them
corefluxx: Just Watched the Square Hole reaction video for the fist time... It was perfect.
nullvoid8: imo, the worst part about destiny kill fields is they just leave these holes right there. and then punish you for their poor map design
Kaorti: solving shrines by piling up chests for instance
ThinksTooMuch: Oh yeah, he especially liked playing golf in areas not at all designed for it
beowuuf: something like borderlands did reward you for going to the edges of the map, so needed to be equally as explicit to say 'very clever, but you need to stop now'
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RandomTrivia: And climbing a wall by putting things on top of ice blocks and then things on top of those
KeytarCat: using half the mechanics to solve all the puzzles
CleeKru: BotW frustrated my bc i always never found an easy way.. the only way i ever found was the one that took half an hour with 10 resets
beowuuf: i recall there being a dark souls easter egg where you had to walk out in to the water a distance to find it
eltwitcherino: Is this Men in Black crossed with X-Men?
nullvoid8: it's SCP but more bureaucratic
RandomTrivia: OOF
ThinksTooMuch: A functional path, and given options, the most interesting one.
RagingSagu: Yay, happy to catch Talking Sim live! It's getting pretty late here in Dublin though so look forward to catching the whole stream on the VOD :)
BusTed: It doesn't have to be pretty or elegant.
beowuuf: more like spc crossed with other literature i'm not well read enough to quote
hexy_lexy: OMFG i am ABSOLUTELY stealing "amn't"
Styxseus: Thats a neat way of phrasing it
KeytarCat: I'm autistic, so a lot of cues in games (and life) don't read as intended to me, so I sometimes don't find stairs...
Kaorti: fine woodworking vs "it's fine" woodworking
wildpeaks: it's like in development: make it work, make it right, make it fast, in this order
CAKHost: I only learned a few years ago that I was trying to solve the door to Atlantis the hard way in Fate of Atlantis because I couldn't read Plato's work all that well
MortifiedPenguins: a kettle is a a pot with a lid and a spout
kettleiscool: hi cori!
BytesAndCoffee: OMG control!
CAKHost: Or at least that's my excuse
ContingentCat: I don't know why but the idea of boiling water for tea in the microwave feels so wrong
kettleiscool: wait are we talking about kettles
Penguino_Rojo: Or you can do it the British way, in the Microwave!
Penguino_Rojo: dangit, Cori got there first
Too_Many_Knives: Someone I know blew the door off their microwave doing that
storiers: it's like some of the zachtronics puzzle games where the appeal is "now do this more efficiently" and then I go, "but why, it's done?"
KeytarCat: that gave me chills, but I grew up like that LUL
BytesAndCoffee: is that beej?
Too_Many_Knives: steam explosion
GhostValv: yep :)
theleerm: my anxiety has made "good enough" never actually good enough for my brain
kettleiscool: kettle master race
CleeKru: microwaves ONLY work with water
kettleiscool: ive never heard of microwaving water
Stormthius: sorry what? I've never done that in my life
nullvoid8: woh woh woh @Penguino_Rojo "the British way"!?
Too_Many_Knives: Supercritical water is fun stuff
BytesAndCoffee: as long as you don't cook perogies in the microwave
TehAmelie: i always come back to the mountain trolls in Peer Gynth, who tells Peer the difference between trolls and humans is "humans say be yourself, while us trolls say be yourself enough"
HundreydAundre: Microwaved water: seems cringed
CleeKru: yeah what lrrCORI said
Ordsmed: Heya, What SCP are we up to today?
KeytarCat: I remember it being disappointing in my oatmeal
KeytarCat: I like knowing I've reached a boil
BytesAndCoffee: was that reference too much of a deep cut?
nullvoid8: @Ordsmed we're inside the jukebox
Penguino_Rojo: Yes. The British Method of boiling water is in the microwave. Just ask Gail Simone, she knows all
beowuuf: this is a jukebox that transports us to a blackrock expedition area that's been hiss infiltrated
RagingSagu: You can certainly heat up cold coffee in the microwave, have done than too many times, which is to say more than one...
kettleiscool: im sadly from yee haw texas so ive always just used a kettle
Too_Many_Knives: Fond memories of HL2
kumatsu: the true strength of Bloodborne
KeytarCat: TABS
HundreydAundre: I still cringe at it. I tell myself it's not as well done in a radioactive box you'd stuff inside tv foods.
ContingentCat: I largely use the microwave to warm up soup, works great since you can just mix up the cold spots with the lava
offbeatwitch: the one w&p game where the ragdolls would randomly accelerate and fly across the map
Invitare: QWOP
Violentfrog: a quick search says least to most efficient is micro, stove, element kettle, induction stove
DeM0nFiRe: Too_Many_Knives pinning ragdolls to the walls with the crossbow is great
Wolfstrike_NL: Tomb raider
LordZarano: Turbo Dismount
TehAmelie: Ragged Robin: The Game, in Havok. i'd play it
HundreydAundre: Well, whatever you call them. Anyway...
BytesAndCoffee: is that beej or cameron in the background?
NavelWarfare: There are some W&P highlights of absolute bonkers ragdolls.
Rhynerd: Sometimes true victory is getting your defeated enemy to fight with a wall to see which deserves to exist.
Too_Many_Knives: @DeM0nFiRe :D
wildpeaks: reminds me of the guard stumbling in stairs in Dishonored: used to be a bug but the ragdoll was so funny they kept it
Penguino_Rojo: cam\
beowuuf: cameron in the background
kettleiscool: what on earth is an induction stove
NavelWarfare: Have yet to find any that top them
DeM0nFiRe: Oh also using the super gravity gun did fun things with ragdolls
HundreydAundre: Gang Beasts is conceptually ragdoll fighting, no?
NavelWarfare: Yes
Kaorti: It seems like streaming + holding a conversation would make this really hard
Clockwork_Penguin: I would worry about producing significant amounts of steam within a microwave.
SnackPak_: rude
Too_Many_Knives: That was close
KeytarCat: @kettleiscool it uses induction to heat the pan itself. no heat transfer tween them, just weird magnets.
Mushbie: @kettleiscool big coil heats pot/pan through induction
BytesAndCoffee: yeet a MF at another MF
Clockwork_Penguin: But if people do it regularly, it's clearly not an issue. But my brain still worries
BytesAndCoffee: grenade? RETURN TO SENDER
KeytarCat: Jesse is a strong woman who don't need no mans
kusinohki: @Clockwork_Penguin I think that's why most products have a "don't leave microwave unattended" disclaimer
theleerm: it's very humanizing
nullvoid8: there's entire sections of the house that have shifted into the quarry as well
Too_Many_Knives: Not much sunlight
codatski: I really didn't like the Jukebox challeg
SquareDotCube: damp, yet the dryness of salt
Too_Many_Knives: Mission: Survive
Creideiki_SE: There was that collectable talking about what happens if you sneak into the Jukebox area for some office romance...
Mushbie: @clockwork_penguin there is also a risk of super heating the water in a microwave. it is small but exists
BytesAndCoffee: have you completed the main story?
kettlesatwar: sorry the kettle talk reminded me i had to change my username
Too_Many_Knives: They did finish the main story last time
beowuuf: main story done, this is clean up
BytesAndCoffee: i forget if you can do the jukebox missions before finishing the main storyline
BytesAndCoffee: ah
EvilBadman: the triple throw kinda helps with that, just by virtue of things being grabbed
BrindleBoar: "high velocity torso" is a hell of a phrase to come in to
Too_Many_Knives: You can do jukebox before finishing story
nullvoid8: I found controls a lot nicer once I switched to M+KB
codatski: I really didn't like the Jukebox challenges because the game trains you, even requires you in some cases, to kill all mans in each given area, and then all of a sudden that is a bad strategy and it just felt super bad. Also being timed rarely feels good
beowuuf: i think paul did one pass at the jukebox before finishing the story
BytesAndCoffee: i can't stand control on M+KB
optmisticnihilist: a torspedo?
KettlesAtWar: yeah but then you dont get the thocc of the analog stick
Rhynerd: High Velocity Torso is probably a good band name too.
BytesAndCoffee: had to use my XBONE controller on PC
KettlesAtWar: haha xbone
Too_Many_Knives: @codatski That plus general dislike of timed challenges put me off doing this part
EvilBadman: Yeah first entering this and seeing a timer I was like "oh. joy."
nullvoid8: having Launch and dash on Mouse4/5 probably helped
Mushbie: you can see they finished the main story by the snazzy outfit Jesse is weae
KeytarCat: @optmisticnihilist a scifi/fantasy swim suit? A Tor Speedo?
BytesAndCoffee: @Rhynerd or a tumblr
Mushbie: *wearing
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also didn't like most of the rewards for the Jukebox
BytesAndCoffee: also is this on PC or console?
beowuuf: jukebox feels like it was put in the game for people who wanted to grind in a semi-interesting area?
LordZarano: PC
optmisticnihilist: @KeytarCat okay like your definition of torspeedo better.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think it was? It was definitely post release content
beowuuf: ah, ok
KeytarCat: I can recognize a good punchline when I see one PrideHeyyy
codatski: Jukebox just feels like it belongs in a different game
BytesAndCoffee: im pretty sure jukebox was base game
silver_harloe: I've never seen or heard anything about this game. literally everything I know about it is the last 30 s of gameplay. Right now it looks like what I always thought playing a Jedi should be like.
EvilBadman: Shum is the better jukebox mode and that's in the AWE
ContingentCat: !findquote alive
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wildpeaks: yeah the jukebox is a challenge arena for people who enjoy the combat, in the same way there were time trials in Dishonored
Alahmnat: yeah Shum was actually a lot of fun
jonnykefka: @silver_harloe yeah gameplay wise it definitely has one of the best implementation of superpowers I've seen in a game, and it has a pretty good story and everything else too
beowuuf: hmm, this engine used for a jedi game in the same way death stranding used the HZD engine?
BytesAndCoffee: yeet some blocks at hiss
kusinohki: 1 hp is not 0
silver_harloe: @jonnykefka thanks
EvilBadman: @beowuuf Hilariously, the most recent Jedi game is in SOURCE
wildpeaks: such is life in the yeet
SachielOne: FRIDGED.
beowuuf: my hand is the gravity gun, i *am* the gravity gun
BytesAndCoffee: the devs specifically put in a "last chance" flag so you can get down to 1HP
beowuuf: !break
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beowuuf: this is maybe a little late in the evening to remember i didn't eat supper...
Earthenone: !next
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Earthenone: oo man felating giraffe time soon!
wildpeaks: this will never not be funny
wildpeaks: one can never unsee the giraffe once they see it
nullvoid8: I'm sorry what?
KeytarCat: @Earthenone that...what....huuuuuuu
beowuuf: the six looks like a giraffe, and then you can extrapolate from that
RandomTrivia: Yeah, it's not something one can unsee
nullvoid8: oh, in the RE6 logo?
beowuuf: in resident evil 6
wildpeaks: it's from when Graham was playing that game, it was his description of the logo
beowuuf: yeah :)
nullvoid8: can someone invent antimemetics for real please? I need to unsee that
BytesAndCoffee: anyone know what song that was?
LordZarano: Just like how the London 2012 looked like the Simpsons doing something pretty similar
KeytarCat: I'm just happy to be included in this meme
RandomTrivia: nullvoid8 That is not how Pandora's Box works, friend
beowuuf: james-with-bat-praxis.gif
Juliamon: BytesAndCoffee LoadingReadyWub
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BytesAndCoffee: i smell pennies
forcedreject: I mean it is 4/20
beowuuf: alternative way to get the gold suit
forcedreject: Blaze it. It being the Jesse
ContingentCat: tis the season
BytesAndCoffee: the jukebox needs more cowbell
Laserbeaks_Fury: The difference between "Well done, Director" and "Well Done Director"
wildpeaks: :D
RandomTrivia: Commas are important LUL
kumatsu: :O Panopticons! benginHype
nullvoid8: time go facemash the fridge instead then
BytesAndCoffee: @Laserbeaks_Fury not even as a joke
kumatsu: I love exploration of the Panopticon in media
BytesAndCoffee: (as Jesse would say)
beowuuf: when the board say 'well done, director', you've got the job. when the board says 'well done director' there is a vacancy
forcedreject: Does anyone need a...lift?
BytesAndCoffee: yaaay, 'splodey forklift
nullvoid8: I'm pretty sure there's a control point next to the fridge
wildpeaks: "bro do you even lift"
RandomTrivia: "I'll just, uh, take this with me"
wildpeaks: never heard that one either
forcedreject: Cam, you're describing the monolith from space odyssy
BytesAndCoffee: "the archetypal rock" would be something the FBC would have
ContingentCat: Sounds believable but I haven't heard it
InquisitorGaia: i recall that cam
kusinohki: all together now chat - "she tried to kill him with a forklift"
silver_harloe: o/~ he triiiiied to kill me with a forklift o/~
iris_of_ether: Ole!
beowuuf: damn, my kojima name should have been Belomancy Forklift
ContingentCat: it's like your ballon got stuck on the doorway, but a forklift
RandomTrivia: So Jesse levitating herself consumes effort, but levitating a forklift doesn't? VIDEOGAMES! \o/
ContingentCat: welp
azrael_dr: oh no!
forcedreject: You have been...uplifted
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: Welp
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeHubris
SquareDotCube: us, mostly
Orgmastron: F
GhostValv: in the end, you came so far
iris_of_ether: F
Too_Many_Knives: RIP
ContingentCat: F
wildpeaks: well, fork
beowuuf: it starts with one thing :p
LordZarano: I came so far, and tried so hard...
TheOtherTrevor: Cam should check out some videos on game texture archeology where they find textures commonly shared between many games because they were on texture CDs available to all the game studios in the 90s
BytesAndCoffee: oooh you haven't done the fridge yet
beowuuf: yeah, paul did the fridge on PiF, cam/cori haven't yet
Critterbot: Oh it's a weeping angel type thing.
BytesAndCoffee: rules on backseating?
BytesAndCoffee: !backseating
azrael_dr: hang in there Phillip
forcedreject: The weeping angel fridge?
beowuuf: i believe cori's played this already so just sit back and enjoy the show?#
Kaorti: backseating is frowned on
juneblue58: Look, either put that fridge on a 24 hour stream and let the internet collectively watch it, or just accept that it's gonna deviate and let it do its thing.
KV1NN4: oh this segment
CleeKru: @forcedreject true...
RandomTrivia: LUL
DandyGeek: this frickin' guy
beowuuf: langston is such a .... lrrEFF
nullvoid8: probably doesn't work through cameras
CleeKru: fire him
RandomTrivia: That was on the level of "Oh shit I gotta go pick up Cam!"
forcedreject: Something about Langston's mocap bugsm e
forcedreject: *bugs me
PixelArtDragon: Langston's Future!
nullvoid8: good thing we're the director. Procedure means nothing
BytesAndCoffee: this game has great mocap and godawful mocap
dougma: looks like a professor I had. similar lip scar
Wolfstrike_NL: I love Langston, you should ask him about his cat
RandomTrivia: "Unfortunately I am the High Director of the Bureau" lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: i ruined Langston for myself by thinking he was Justin McElroy. (sorry to anyone else)
nullvoid8: @BytesAndCoffee often simultaneously
Masslost: this guy has the sleazy defense attorney arch type down to a t
BytesAndCoffee: YES
dougma: ambulance chaser confirmed
CleeKru: just fire him please
CleeKru: your the director you can do that
BytesAndCoffee: "after this lockdown" TOO REAL
kusinohki: FWIW, Langston is better in the DLC
SnackPak_: Cats are good at that
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GhostValv: oh no
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Wolfstrike_NL: O yes Cam :D
wildpeaks: everything is done
wildpeaks: *everything is fine
ContingentCat: oh god that's a nightmare. I'm so glad my cat has not done that past his first week with me when he was 8 weeks old
beowuuf: this was much darker in paul's playthrough because he couldn't instantly free philip...
RandomTrivia: Phillip! No!
InkyGhoast: welp rip to phillip
kusinohki: phillip was 2 days away from retirement too!
SnackPak_: a fridge frump
RandomTrivia: lrrFRUMP
ContingentCat: wow
wildpeaks: a twist
BytesAndCoffee: Canadians in the chat: should i have KD for dinner?
RandomTrivia: OH GOODNESS
Kaorti: coffee and cigarettes eh? they're serious about not dozing off
InkyGhoast: Hewwo
wildpeaks: Former just wants to play fetch with us
Wolfstrike_NL: wait, you can throw the balls :O !!
forcedreject: !sir
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RandomTrivia: Oh no it has leggies
ContingentCat: @BytesAndCoffee yes, do you have hotdogs to add to it?
beowuuf: balls are stored in the peepee thingie
EvilBadman: 🤔 "Former" you say
GhostValv: oh
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RandomTrivia: Oops
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
BytesAndCoffee: @ContingentCat sadly, no
TheAinMAP: HyperGravity
blip2004: thats why I hate this fight, the floor goes away
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
beowuuf: former indeed... there's somne logs after this
forcedreject: You feel in the fridge abyss
azrael_dr: the true boss of the fridge level, falling into the abyss
InkyGhoast: oh hey i know what to do for this, we just need to fire the citadel
xerjen: Who put that abyss there? Was it you, Philipp?
KV1NN4: that is the angriest clitoris i've ever seen D:
forcedreject: Where all your forgotten food falls
nullvoid8: gotta be careful about ripping up the floor in that fight
forcedreject: In essence, you got fridged
wildpeaks: that was cold
beowuuf: we're trapped in a nightmare of failing philip
forcedreject: It vocalized a "^^"
wildpeaks: it goes in the round hole
CleeKru: "The ball goes in the eye hole."
beowuuf: i want a mod where the only difference is that, on seeing former, jesse says the 'shawshank redemption' line
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
beowuuf: lrrHERE
BytesAndCoffee: the circle goes in...the square hole!
wildpeaks: tbh I did this one entirely with throw
BytesAndCoffee: Charge is my main form
kusinohki: I've seen more deaths from falling here than former kills
BytesAndCoffee: grenade gun go pew pew pew
KeytarCat: multi grab might help
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
beowuuf: LOL
SnackPak_: oopsie
ContingentCat: whoops
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Getting some Mass Effect 2 final boss vibes
beowuuf: philips' or philip's? with one, there was at least one spare philip...
kusinohki: doesn't that make the half-orc the owner of the bar then?
PixelArtDragon: The hole was made for you!
theleerm: opening my computer to whatever this is sure was an experience
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
BytesAndCoffee: if i had a bar name "Phillips's", i'd have a specialty drink based on vodka and orange juice
InkyGhoast: delicious jelly beans
hexy_lexy: hey @iris_of_ether guess what?! youre wonderful and amazing and talented and loved beyond measure!!!
BytesAndCoffee: the Phillip's Head Screwdriver
Orlantia: blue birch beer
beowuuf: theleerm: would you believe we're inside a fridge?
RandomTrivia: @BytesAndCoffee sergeJustRight
jonnykefka: lrrGOAT
insane_42: maps, they don't love you like i love you
iris_of_ether: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is our dead wife in there too?
theleerm: @beowuuf i mean, i've seen some gross shit in my fridge...
RandomTrivia: benginDab
wildpeaks: to be fair, this isn't the normal behavior of the fridge
beowuuf: oh hey iris_of_ether, that cam fig with the min figs is amazing!
RandomTrivia: Ohhh, it was the Simic Slaw! lrrBEEJ
wildpeaks: something is amiss in the panopticon
nullvoid8: I think Phil there shows what normally happens when you fight the fridge
iris_of_ether: Thanks @beowuuf !!
delta__vee: "one non-mandatory counselling session" oof
GhostValv: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: Kick the fridge, they can't suspend you for a week
hexy_lexy: FAK U FRIDGE
juneblue58: I'd be pretty upset if a fridge ate my lunch.
kusinohki: it had a moist maker
KV1NN4: ohh the fridge had a gruuudge
InkyGhoast: isn't a diagonal cut sandwich like an archetypal concept? those are illegal here
NavelWarfare: As a battle trophy
hexy_lexy: oh my god, cam
BytesAndCoffee: diagonal cut sandwiches taste better
InkyGhoast: who does that!?
forcedreject: Now that is a flex
InkyGhoast: wait swan boat? we should steal that
juneblue58: I wouldn't eat my *own* grapefruit, let alone someone else's.
wildpeaks: were there bite marks, or did they at least cut it in half ?
hexy_lexy: was this at LRR?!?!
ArcOfTheConclave: was this Lrr workplace?
iris_of_ether: Who eats a grapefruit, honestly?? benginLol Much less half of one
Vanbael: why just a half?!
hexy_lexy: CORI
ContingentCat: oh god
theleerm: i really hope this wasnt at lrr
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
Kaorti: I was surprised to learn that was a thing
ContingentCat: yeah doesn't that require a whole grapefruit?
BytesAndCoffee: a grapefruit and charcoal smoothie is just "f*ck around and find out" in food form
theleerm: the grapefruit banditz!
silenceaux: The suspect list is a lot shorter at LRR though
GhostValv: does fruit flavored kit kats count?
BytesAndCoffee: (if you take medication)
hexy_lexy: id hope LRR folks would own up to it
TheMerricat: So chat, I just got back from the doc, I'm so behind on how far we've gotten. Are we DLC yet or still working on the main plot?
forcedreject: Like ear worm
BytesAndCoffee: acidic, likely
InkyGhoast: orange fanta
NavelWarfare: I feel like, if anyone at lrr ate half of someone else's grapefruit, they'd get that person a ahole grapefruut by way of apology
jonnykefka: we beat the main plot and we are sidequesting
ArcOfTheConclave: A big wet fart
BytesAndCoffee: or like orangepeel
Invitare: that depends. What do the Hiss taste like?
RandomTrivia: I imagine LRRsfolk would not only own up to it but then use it as the basis of a Crapshot
GhostValv: sulfur
InkyGhoast: room temp orange fanta
until_may: what would be the most sweaty option?
Vanbael: lemon zest
Kaorti: @TheMerricat post-game sidequests
kusinohki: @TheMerricat main game done. doing jukebox and side quests
djalternative: we're doing misc stuff. no plot or dlc atm @TheMerricat
NavelWarfare: wow typos
TheMerricat: Thanks Chat :)
LordZarano: I'd hope LRR folks would make a Crapshot out of it
CleeKru: @TheMerricat not dlc as far as i know
Alahmnat: I'm picturing the crapshot where the guys all sit around drinking the mystery liquid on the table
JqlGirl: it tastes like the smell of microwaved tuna
niccus: someone else's saliva
Invitare: The colour Yellow
Penguino_Rojo: dehydrated water
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat Cleaning up Side missions atm, DLC is on the first mission
BytesAndCoffee: thats a shart, Cam
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
beowuuf: hey themerricat, hope it's going well. we've paused on the dlc and cleaning up main plot sidelines. Cori did the jukebox grind for a while, we've just done the fridge
BytesAndCoffee: @JqlGirl thats a warcrime
ghyllnox: Touched it and shot it a lot
BytesAndCoffee: microwaved tuna should be banned by the Geneva convention
beowuuf: you can read the hotline from the board about former
TheMerricat: Thanks @beowuuf :)
InkyGhoast: I'm your goddamn boss langston
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ArcOfTheConclave: I wonder what the FBC turnover is
nullvoid8: yeah, please watch the message from the board about the former
CleeKru: god how much i haste this guy
beowuuf: langston is such a lrrEFF
CleeKru: *hate
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, a glowing exclamation mark over his head! lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: Ah Langston, the only guy I would have wished the HISS on.
Kaorti: I love the two rangers just fucking with Langston
beowuuf: chat mentioned hotdogs earlier, cam mentions a sandwich now, and i'm sitting here having consumed a late night hotdog sandwich going 'mmm'
Alahmnat: I kind of love that Langston gets so much time to be a jackass in the AWE DLC
BytesAndCoffee: glass cannon?
NavelWarfare: I'm curious chat, what are y'alls ideal sandwiches?
Alahmnat: Langston has very specific ideas about ... music.
beowuuf: jam sandwich, cheese sandwich, hot dog sandwich :)
blip2004: the second DLC shows you Langston's musical choices
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Sethalidos: ah classic rap or C-Rap
hexy_lexy: @NavelWarfare classic PB&J
InkyGhoast: burgers tend to be my ideal sandwiches
silenceaux: yes, very clever sir, now if we could talk about the fridge that ate phillip
BytesAndCoffee: @NavelWarfare BLT on bacon-fat toasted white bread, bacon fat mayo, thin-sliced red onion
Alahmnat: a wrap cut length-wise
beowuuf: it was a hedron cube
TheMerricat: On the other hand, do we think that they picked Langston to work the Panopticon explicitly because his personality would be 'immune' to influences, being and dense and self-absorbed as it is?
ContingentCat: @NavelWarfare Grilled cheese sandwich on Sourdough bread with aged cheddar and gouda
blip2004: heck yeah the cat ears
juneblue58: Let's not get into a discussion of the definition of "sandwich", there lies only pain. XD
PixelArtDragon: Huh. Today I learned that grapefruit is actually a backcross, it's pomelo x (pomelo x mandarin)
hexy_lexy: @ContingentCat ooooh, that sounds real good right now
beowuuf: i love that idea themerricat
BytesAndCoffee: oooh, DLC time?
Vanbael: so what would this world smell like?
iris_of_ether: When I could eat them, there was this local place that did japanese-style katsu sandwiches. Oh my god
InkyGhoast: i bet langston eats that extremely cursed burrito i heard about where the maker layered the toppings in such a way that you had to eat through a layer of cheese, a layer of pico, a layer of sour cream, a layer of rice etc
BytesAndCoffee: @Vanbael iron, sulphur, and vanilla cupcakes
djalternative: oh right. that ??? in research is probably the mold room
NavelWarfare: @inkyghoast What happened that made them so spiteful?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !hole
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
InkyGhoast: i can only assume food service
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
Vanbael: @BytesAndCoffee yeah, that tracks
Too_Many_Knives: You've got multi-throw, right?
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Insert the soul.
beowuuf: huh
Too_Many_Knives: Try menacing with 3 of them
CleeKru: lrrbot being kinda topical
blip2004: oh i was wondering how people figured that out.
NavelWarfare: What else am I supposed to do with it, lrrbot? Consume it?
BytesAndCoffee: cube cube cube cube
nullvoid8: put the cube in the square hole
kusinohki: I have not seen this before...
Vanbael: cats like boxes, the logic is sound
iris_of_ether: Re: DB/LRR minis, for those interested in the latest update:
BytesAndCoffee: ugh i hate the spikey bois
LordZarano: !findquote cat
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beowuuf: new worker enemies i presume
Too_Many_Knives: DLC has some more tougher enemies
NavelWarfare: !findquote throw
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theleerm: these are dough the most "zombie" style enemy ive seen so far
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @iris_of_ether oh wow, those are super good
Too_Many_Knives: I think one or two are on the upper arches
Kaorti: Gotta be the cubes
BytesAndCoffee: the cubes are all near the grid
blip2004: there are several cubes on the upper level and you will need to do more dlc story to get there
SnackPak_: When did we end up on Nessus?
Kaorti: You're further away than the farthest cube now
BytesAndCoffee: and they despawn if you go too far
iris_of_ether: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat I've been having fun :)
hexy_lexy: @iris_of_ether those are amazing and so are you!!!
Wolfstrike_NL: "it was I, that ate half your grapefruit" is also one of the last things you wouldn't want to hear I geuss
Alahmnat: it does have that vibe, doesn't it @SnackPak_ ?
iris_of_ether: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
nullvoid8: maybe look up?
BytesAndCoffee: fra-gee-lay
BytesAndCoffee: not the right cube
Kaorti: too much up
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun - blip2004: there are several cubes on the upper level and you will need to do more dlc story to get there
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Diabore: i dont think ive ever had the chance to resub on talking sim before
beowuuf: that casual ability to drift on air is literally so dreamlike to me
BytesAndCoffee: come with me, and you'll be, in a world of hiss abomination
TheMerricat: not ominous looking at all
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Diabore: angry ground
wildpeaks: good thing we can't smell that
nullvoid8: astral offgassing?
Wolfstrike_NL: farty ground
Alahmnat: CAM.
Kaorti: r/popping
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
Vanbael: I wish I had bolts to throw
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Missed opportunity... those could be Princess Bride style flamespurts.
JqlGirl: Floorifice?
Rhynerd: Floorifice.
beowuuf: anyone else hearing james's voice saying 'jesus christ cameron'?
BytesAndCoffee: one-way tunnel
nullvoid8: is this the same man who gets wierded out by Julie putting bugs in the freezer?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This hole, not for us
nullvoid8: speaking from experiance, you are not tall enough
theleerm: Cameron "weird orifice lover" lauder
EvilBadman: Not yet. You may get something to help later. /cryptic
BytesAndCoffee: when again did Cam join LRR?
Too_Many_Knives: cooked
wildpeaks: hot
RandomTrivia: Welp
blip2004: its poisonous mold from what I remember
BytesAndCoffee: i've been watching on-and-off for about...12 years?
Diabore: beware of angry ground
Vanbael: oof
InkyGhoast: there was a pop up that said "beware TOXIC GEYSER"
SnackPak_: Steamed director
beowuuf: i forget what his first video was...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You're supposed to remove the suit before steam cleaning it.
TheMerricat: @BytesAndCoffee I don't remember when officially, I know he came to LRR through being a friend of Kathleen in Uni.
beowuuf: do they just sing britney's toxic, and cause of the streamer mute we can't tell?
BytesAndCoffee: ah
RandomTrivia: @BytesAndCoffee has a lot of information
BytesAndCoffee: i still remember my first LRR sketch
BytesAndCoffee: "Installation Anxiety"
BytesAndCoffee: wherein Paul installs Linux on everything
BytesAndCoffee: *everything*
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that's a good feeling. They respect you as a threat
TimeToFry: God I love/hate that in Destiny
niccus: see? the player is an agent of peace
RandomTrivia: I love moments like that in movies too
EvilBadman: that was the best part of halo 2
beowuuf: bytesndcoffee: from the wiki First Appearance: Desert Bus Trailers (22 November 2010)
TheMerricat: lol
BytesAndCoffee: "I grow stronger from your defeat"
RandomTrivia: The exchange "Put on the Suit" "Yep" from Avengers 1 is just sergeJustRight
TheMerricat: I punch your cover, then I punch YOU!
RandomTrivia: "Who dares shoot at the Director?!"
Solid_Fuel: does the guys you push over ever land?
beowuuf: emily 'bullet sponge'
hexy_lexy: not the body of research? :P what about the legs?
TheMerricat: Oh dear. we haven't found out about Marshal, yet, have we?
EvilBadman: Kinda
blip2004: they haven't reached the Nail yet
nullvoid8: @TheMerricat this is us finding out
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheMerricat I'm sure she's on a beach somewhere doing just fine
BytesAndCoffee: yay! the nail!
xerjen: I assume the name is Marshall
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
wildpeaks: Jesse needs to think outside the box
ShadeofHades: Stop acting like a cat and get out of the box
RandomTrivia: I guess we're wearing the box now? LUL
RandomTrivia: *Metal Gear ! intensifies*
hexy_lexy: !quote box
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beowuuf: passwords beside computers in video games bug me, then today i realised there is literally a password on a post it note beside one of our communal work computers and i was like 'nm then'
I_Am_Clockwork: she fits she sits
BytesAndCoffee: the latest in FBCouture: boxpants
ShadeofHades: brb, gonna cram a pen in a sword :P
nullvoid8: @LoadingReadyRun will you be watching the extended hotline/board messages in the menu at any point?
ShadeofHades: pen in a stone* darnit
RandomTrivia: The building giveth, the building taketh away
nullvoid8: yay, thank you for indulging me
beowuuf: lol
ArcOfTheConclave: Former Board member?
beowuuf: it links altered items like the board links objects of power...
Too_Many_Knives: "lies/ads"
RandomTrivia: "Competition/Not Us" LUL
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
forcedreject: Good to know the board is good with the lingo
Vanbael: "do not believe/get hyped" got me
I_Am_Clockwork: are we to infer that the giant grub thing we fought in the fridge is/works for this Former
djalternative: get hyped about the former's ads
xerjen: Get hyped!
wildpeaks: yup, sounds like typical boss
iris_of_ether: Oh my actual god
RandomTrivia: All of the word alternatives are AMAZING
Alahmnat: the Board really shows its entire ass in this expansion, lol
InkyGhoast: holy moly
beowuuf: don't look at what they're doing and realise that's what we were doing too
Stormthius: is the board okay?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: My brain got caught by "get hyped" and I can't stop laughing
beowuuf: i_am_clockwork: its health bar said former
InkyGhoast: I mean let's review the board gave us a GS-14, a merry-go-round, fork lifts for tossing and Ahti. The former tried to stab us
nullvoid8: pretty sure Ahti does his own thing
xerjen: And don't forget to get hyped
RandomTrivia: "Ooooooh, Aaaaaaah"
nullvoid8: oh look, it's the basement again
beowuuf: then again maybe because the board gave is those things the former tried to stab us, let's not be hasty. Maybe we want a fridge that eats the *right* people...
InkyGhoast: Ahti and the board are at least friendly cowokers and any friend of Ahti is a friend of mine
Alahmnat: this set of ramps has a very "entrance to Carlsbad Caverns' feel
EvilBadman: Choose wisely.
RandomTrivia: I get it now, the Astral Plane intersects the 4th wall lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: shoot from the hip with minigun
electric_claire: Telekinesis or GUN
ArcOfTheConclave: Spawn or despawn
Damion246: this one or that one
beowuuf: weed-whack
InkyGhoast: Look we got yo a better gift! Please don't leave us!
nullvoid8: Charge is very good at breaking these
RandomTrivia: This also invites the question: "Can a door regrow on top of us?"
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: The McGuffins LUL
InkyGhoast: we have to glue the nail
RandomTrivia: Did this game just jump the shark AT us?
beowuuf: the board is really good at saying both the loud part and the quiet part out loud
wildpeaks: "snooping is forbidden"
InkyGhoast: Bonus round!
beowuuf: randomtriva: astonaut with gun behind you "always has been""
Alahmnat: the literal one time that will ever work, in my experience
RandomTrivia: :D Fair enough
ArcOfTheConclave: or maguffins
Alahmnat: keys on keys on keys
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nullvoid8: now taking bets on <who/what> broke the nail
RandomTrivia: What is this, a horror game? lrrBEEJ
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But I thought let's nope was later
wildpeaks: turns out the Jesse doesn't go in the square hole after all
nullvoid8: @RandomTrivia always has been
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT I've been got by the same reference twice in a row :D
nullvoid8: Kappa
djalternative: there should be another exit to this room using your new power
beowuuf: I'm actually imagining about seven astronauts surrounding you all looking embarrassed cause most of them are visible
blip2004: totally not the former there
Damion246: Have a sub. You guys are great.
BytesAndCoffee: oh sick, i can use IRC to chat
beowuuf: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Heh
EvilBadman: listening to the full Marshall hotlines helps a lot in this dlc
RandomTrivia: "Can anyone fly an Astral Plane?!"
nullvoid8: @BytesAndCoffee that's how used to chat in DB, infinite scroll back!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
wildpeaks: we're still a way off cat ears
blip2004: more like "long grindy platform bit" before cat ears
BytesAndCoffee: DB?
Damion246: was thinking no pants cam
djalternative: we know what you're doing, cam.
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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nullvoid8: DB ^
BytesAndCoffee: aaah
Damion246: Have a good day everyone, I'm off to do stuff.
BytesAndCoffee: THAT db
beowuuf: sergeHi bye
Wolfstrike_NL: Cam preparing to karamell dansen
ContingentCat: hm, the start date was announced a while ago I'm surprised that wasn't updated
BytesAndCoffee: sadly textual is weird with scrollback limits
Orgmastron: That command should probably be updated
RandomTrivia: *phat wubs intensifies*
beowuuf: we already know the DB date, don't we?
ContingentCat: Oct/12 iirc
Juliamon: ContingentCat Updated commands rely on people to remember to update them
ContingentCat: * Nov/12
nullvoid8: DB in October just sounds wrong
Wolfstrike_NL: wait, commands are not sentient?
Gekyouryuu: I was about to say, October's a heck of a schedule difference compared to previous years
beowuuf: darn you telepathic interfaces, where are you? it's the 21st century dammit! BtfF2 and T:tM are both well in the past now.
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
Gekyouryuu: T:tM?
nullvoid8: <un/happily> there's no BrandoSando book to distract me from DB this year
Juliamon: Unfortunately for everyone, most of us mods don't have access to the dbcountdown command so we have to wait for someone with admin access to update it
LordZarano: If it was moved I'd rather Sept than October. Too assosiated with Haloween
Orgmastron: No worries Juliamon lrrHEART
beowuuf: transformers: the movie gekyouryuu
Gekyouryuu: ah, ty
ContingentCat: ah makes sense
iris_of_ether: benginHi
beowuuf: set in 2005, except the comic series was called target: 2006 :p
nullvoid8: Welcome back <Cam/Cori>
Sarah_Serinde: Personally I'm fine if we don't have a countdown for a while yet. I have so much to do :P
beowuuf: <Find the ears/achieve greatness>
Gekyouryuu: reminds me of the Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law episode about The Jetsons, where they declare themselves from the far off future year of 2002.... and Harvey's calendar reveals it's like 2004 or 2005
beowuuf: oh no, even the jetsons are way in the past?
Vanbael: <achieve perfection/become cat>
BytesAndCoffee: 19 years ago
beowuuf: !board
wildpeaks: nimlotHunting
TheMerricat: Twitch chat suggests going <left/right/up/down/nowhere.>
Gekyouryuu: super plot twist: The Flinstones turns out to be in the future, because they're a post-apocalypse society
Gekyouryuu: wouldn't that be wild?
beowuuf: yeah, i like the headcannon the flintstones are below the jetson cities
hexy_lexy: @Gekyouryuu is Harvey Birdman a show i should watch?
Gekyouryuu: for the record, I was suggesting that as an idea, not stating it as a fact
BytesAndCoffee: "twitch plays paul" sounds like a LRR sketch
Gekyouryuu: @hexy_lexy I enjoy it, that's the best I can say
beowuuf: i've heard that as a fun headcanon before, sadly no one has ever confirmed it :D
nullvoid8: got some astral muscles on you
BytesAndCoffee: hooks himself up to a michael reeves-esque TENS setup that lets twitch control his movements
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MrTheWalrus: Just yeet a rock at the Board. They know what they did.
BytesAndCoffee: gold cube goes in gold hole
nullvoid8: the board did <nothing/everything> wrong
JAGxTERRA: that suit be awesome.
wildpeaks: it goes in the square hole
beowuuf: lol nullvoid8
Luminaire_p: The Cameron goes in the square hole
beowuuf: the board and the tremere
BytesAndCoffee: this game needs more Taupe
DeM0nFiRe: Hiss? In the astral plane? At this time of year? Localized entrely in your kitchen?
EvilBadman: Thankfully in this dlc, most of the pits are not insta death
beowuuf: all peter gabriel
nullvoid8: @beowuuf I'm waiting for Jacob's return as GM to confirm the latter
korvys: "USE GUN on THING"
BytesAndCoffee: grey is too exciting, taupe is much more authoritarian
beowuuf: sometimes in the next 8 months :D
wildpeaks: ummm
DeM0nFiRe: lmao the slow awkward fall
Alahmnat: warlock jump!
RandomTrivia: Welp
Foxmar320: Warlock death
onarampage: good bye
wildpeaks: goodbye world
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrFINE lrrFINE
beowuuf: we die here now
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
GhostValv: oh no
jpost042: warlock flashbacks
EvilBadman: See?
ashteranic: Warlocking herself to death there
RandomTrivia: Ah, there's the kill plane
Invitare: Ask The Board to catch you
Vanbael: warlock death
Trashweazel: hi sub ocean
SAJewers: pkroseFine
Foxmar320: Every Destiny player just made the same joke in chat :P
RandomTrivia: Or, I suppose, the Astral kill plane lrrBEEJ
ashteranic: I liked Jesse's smile as she respawned
beowuuf: LOL
forcedreject: They did
RandomTrivia: @Foxmar320 All 3 of them :p
wildpeaks: we're a jill sandwich
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Vanbael: yes, yes we play destiny
SquareDotCube: crunch
beowuuf: all we know is that the rocks behave as if they have mass
nullvoid8: wait, why is that a warlock death?
EvilBadman: You mean...shatter?
BytesAndCoffee: but do they have class
Alahmnat: large rocks the size of small rocks
wildpeaks: you do have a shotgun
nullvoid8: standing under the danger seems much more of a titan move (speaking as a titan)
SnackPak_: some light spring cleaning
beowuuf: extension cord for the ... oh, nm
ashteranic: back in the 60's or something, no less.
BytesAndCoffee: cords for the cord god!
nullvoid8: because only the boss gets sweet mind powers
ContingentCat: uhhh
Wolfstrike_NL: Don't worry about it
ContingentCat: this sounds like a great prank
djalternative: and we've found the file on the cat ears quest
InkyGhoast: kitty!
forcedreject: Ever have a good luck kitty just pop up in your chair?
Vanbael: trouble comes in threes
KV1NN4: kittens! C:
nullvoid8: reminds of the statue that says "to the cleverest" in SCP
KeytarCat: I like that. Play with the cat, get ears!
BrowneePoints: Charlie Bucket still gets 9 dollars a quarter in royalties for Willy Wonka
WalkingProfanity: companion cube
nullvoid8: ancient control points
Alahmnat: they'll grow back
SquareDotCube: now it's a whodunit
blip2004: yes my favorite FBC alert
beowuuf: LOL
beowuuf: this is clearly old, as the voice is different
jpost042: climbing lines down into nothing
InkyGhoast: look directly at implosion got it
Vanbael: the bureau does not fenestrate
MortifiedPenguins: just imagine the power you could have in this game if you could mount ledges
EvilBadman: X safely drops an item carried. I only learned this during the other expansion.
beowuuf: can't you drop it on the ledge first?
nullvoid8: i think there's a ledge on the main block you could land on
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
nullvoid8: or this, this works too
wildpeaks: and this is why
RandomTrivia: Oh no
korvys: away
blip2004: that cube is not meant for this area
ContingentCat: goodbye
wildpeaks: cube was too far away from its area
ludusprime: wiff
nullvoid8: oh, it was a <left/right> choice again
EvilBadman: I couldn't get that cube half as far as you did Cori, so interesting to see they made a despawn area for it
beowuuf: use the telekenetic power of thinking about shooting you, and moving my trigger finger with my *mind*
nullvoid8: the most powerful spell known to man
beowuuf: square cube goes in to round face hole
onarampage: that does make a satisfying "thonk" when you hit someone with it
BytesAndCoffee: Charge is super effective for those pillars
nullvoid8: is this what the woman in the square hole video felt like?
BytesAndCoffee: ah
nullvoid8: oh rip
RandomTrivia: Aha!
nullvoid8: man, you are having a lot more luck with these fights than I did
MortifiedPenguins: cube!
beowuuf: designed by hobbits, always looking for second cube
BytesAndCoffee: check astral constructs?
BytesAndCoffee: might be able to construct more forms
EvilBadman: Oh you should be able to make all the service weapon forms by now, except the AWE one.
EvilBadman: Oh, need Mats. Welp.
BytesAndCoffee: aaah
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nullvoid8: wait, was Mabel a pet or...?
djalternative: yeah and mats for astral constructs have areas where they spawn more often
wildpeaks: Id are described in notes we've been picking up
blip2004: i hope they get the secret here
Kaorti: yes
Kaorti: he is
Alahmnat: a-yup
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BytesAndCoffee: yup
beowuuf: i believe so :p
nullvoid8: now Northmoor is a storm in a jar
Alahmnat: a tempest in a teacup, you might say
nullvoid8: oh no
RandomTrivia: OH NO
wildpeaks: oh yes
Brozard: UUUUH
Alahmnat: oh no I missed this
Kaorti: somehow this is less creepy
Kaorti: than a regular episode
InkyGhoast: uh oh
forcedreject: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
BytesAndCoffee: Remedy are sick bastards
niccus: 4/20 everyone
Sly_chocobo: Yeah m not sure if this is more or less creepy than the normal show
GhostValv: huh
Vanbael: it must be a special O.O
niccus: i guess it's 15 minutes early but
Kaorti: #blazeit
beowuuf: holiday special?
BytesAndCoffee: 16 minutes to 4:20 4/20
gualdhar: I'm still waiting for the Threshold Kids Netflix series
BytesAndCoffee: er
onarampage: yeet the tv pls
BytesAndCoffee: 14
djalternative: the 420 holiday special
Vanbael: that was an episode.
EvilBadman: Straight off from the controll point iirc, slightly lower than you.
djalternative: go towards the board
nullvoid8: I think you make a leap of faith
EvilBadman: You won't die from fallin into the abyss
blip2004: you can also fast travel to Astral Platform something
Alahmnat: yeah aim for the stairs over there
nullvoid8: the platform in the middle looks reachable
djalternative: no leap of faith needed
nullvoid8: that was more faith than I was expecting
EvilBadman: follow that path you're on
EvilBadman: and you'll get a way up
djalternative: yes. you're where you need to be
egonomogo: sup cori! how are you liking the game? i tried to play it but couldn't get into the gameplay aspects.
nullvoid8: ah yes, the primary modes of gameplay. Can I shoot it? Can I climb it? Can I slot it?
BytesAndCoffee: @nullvoid8 or "can i yeet it?"
ContingentCat: yeah I think they earned that, like the first squirels to get in the presumably squirell proof birdfeeder
nullvoid8: that's just a combination of shoot and slot
RandomTrivia: LUL
KeytarCat: @nullvoid8 combat, exploration, puzzles?
offbeatwitch: goodbye!
djalternative: adios
LordZarano: !play cruel angel's thesis
LRRbot: No.
Alahmnat: who's the more folish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?
Kipstar: ah, it was a ploy to distract you!
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
SquareDotCube: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
djalternative: !fart
LRRbot: Pickin' up a drifter on the side of the rectal road!
nullvoid8: it's fine, gold cubes respawn
beowuuf: need quicker steal
ContingentCat: how long has there been a fart command?
Alahmnat: that was rude
beowuuf: belly jeans
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Agitate the hole.
BytesAndCoffee: oddly on-topic
beowuuf: contingentcat: *very * soon after that checkpoint
RandomTrivia: LRRbot always knows the right thing to say
ContingentCat: it probably takes a good amount of core to fly upright light like that
RandomTrivia: That depends on how the flight works
djalternative: also pretty good leg strength to get that much lift on her launch
ContingentCat: @beowuuf huh, I'd blamed it on James' woopie cushion in MIne O'clock
nullvoid8: the thud is really satisfying
RandomTrivia: If she flies based around her centre of mass then the core does most of the balancing work. If she flies by selectively ignoring gravity then it's less necessary
BytesAndCoffee: i've killed a few hiss with those floating block thingies
EvilBadman: My cairns!
beowuuf: contingentcat: we always blame james, but for once it was beej
RandomTrivia: Jesse's running around without a cairn in the world! lrrBEEJ
BytesAndCoffee: do we ever blame Paul?
RandomTrivia: Pffft, you can try lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: never blame paul, he makes things work!
EvilBadman: Anything something on the stream just works, it was likely paul. so like opposite blame
BytesAndCoffee: i mean, he tried to turn the toilet into a fileserver
RandomTrivia: Paul is a wizard. If something works he probably did it
nullvoid8: uh oh. It's a pain in the but to kill him now
nullvoid8: I had the exact same thing happen to me
ContingentCat: @beowuuf true, this one I think was fair to blame on James not just for the meme
nullvoid8: oh, except my guy didn't learn to climb
Alahmnat: g'bye
RandomTrivia: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
LurkerSpine: got hit in the back dough
wildpeaks: sneaky hit from behind
beowuuf: they were above you
beowuuf: oh
InkyGhoast: well melee does knock out shields
EvilBadman: you are this combat encounter away from being at a stopping point, iirc
RandomTrivia: Got crunked in the back with a pipe... Nasty
nullvoid8: I think that was a soft lock prevention. He definitly didn't teleport when I played
EvilBadman: They respawn to prevent you just cheesing them off an edge
wildpeaks: throwing bodies is like high velocity hugs
GhostValv: benginO7
corefluxx: cheerwhal100
NavelWarfare: I believe in future Cam!
GhostValv: nice
wildpeaks: time flies when you're having superpowers
Alahmnat: perfect, Cori lrrHEART
BytesAndCoffee: wait, the stream isn't over, is it?
RandomTrivia: Yep, it's been almost 3 hours
wildpeaks: it is
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:36.
beowuuf: couldn't hear you over the sound of a real guitar cori
RandomTrivia: Stick around for Let's Nope, if you're so inclined
blip2004: Almost time for the Spoops
10of9: *to the tune of "Closing Time"* Thanking Time...
forcedreject: 4:20PM
RandomTrivia: Current high-score is 92 months now, I believe
BytesAndCoffee: happy 4:20 4/20!
RandomTrivia: Earthenone it's your moment!
RandomTrivia: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Alahmnat: lol
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
GhostValv: 😎👍
iris_of_ether: Cori benginLol
Orgmastron: ;rrHORN
ContingentCat: it seems so recently we hit the first nice months now we're getting very close to 100
Orgmastron: lrrHONR *
Orgmastron: lrrHORN *
Orlantia: 4:20 on 4/20 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Makrosian_Tae: !next
ContingentCat: Is the Dump Truck coming?
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (38m from now).
beowuuf: mfg
Dmc3628: Man Fellating Giraffe time
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, you two lrrHEART
beowuuf: thanks!
corefluxx: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Cam! lrrHEART lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrCORI lrrCAMERON lrrHEART unarmeHeart
ContingentCat: I should date time? That sounds complicated
LordZarano: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:22 PM
nullvoid8: thanks for the stream
beowuuf: that sung to closing time
iris_of_ether: unarmeHeart tiltyhYAS
ContingentCat: Thanks Cam and Cori
beowuuf: sergeHi night chat!
LordZarano: !ser
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
RandomTrivia: Goodnight beowuuf! Take care!
Alahmnat: is it, LRRbot?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not for much longer it isn't
TehAmelie: jeez, what a time for the internet to crap out
Electrodyne: soon it will be a GIGAFREEDOM stream
TehAmelie: did it just end?
Juliamon: yup
TehAmelie: me, i've been rebooting stuff for like two hours
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I hope your tech woes are put on hold
RandomTrivia: Oh no
TehAmelie: apparently i should have tried rebooting the whole machine first
TehAmelie: well, i trust we took some control
Juliamon: An amount
TehAmelie: as could be expected
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (30m from now).
LordZarano: !status
TehAmelie: ah, in the Swedish idiom, "there is more to come"
TehAmelie: "det kommer mera". it's much less punchier when you translate it
Electrodyne: 30 minutes??? But I'm still working and I wanna sandbag noooowwwwww
TehAmelie: there is some anti-Ozymandias monologue to make here
TehAmelie: do you take me for an actual office worker? did you think i would explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? i'm going to do it thirty five minutes from now
Electrodyne: That's it, I'm gonna remove everyone's intrinsic fields
TehAmelie: cool beans
Electrodyne: And I wonder if Dr. M just stopped Ozy from removing his own, every time he thought about it
Electrodyne: Because that's the real "Smartest Man" play
TehAmelie: good idea. i don't think it ever occurred to Ozzy
TehAmelie: he did seem to believe it would just kill Jon
TehAmelie: the one thing that might stop the indestructible man, because of course there has to be something or else i'd feel powerless
TehAmelie: i did think the other day, it's pretty weird how nobody ever tried to replicate Dr Manhattan
TehAmelie: give the US military a highly predictable procedure for making supermen and they just ignore it