TehAmelie: i think it suggests Dr M is REALLY frightening
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's the feel I get from Dr. M (having only watched the movie)
TehAmelie: oh, i would recommend the comic. but in this they probably make the same point
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
DarkMorford: "Resident Evil 6, god help us" ...Bold of Adam to assume God would choose to :p
Dmc3628: where we're going God won't save us
TehAmelie: no merciful god would have let them ship it with that logo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm expecting this to be a fking great stream
Juliamon: no gods, only giraffe fellatio
Dmc3628: i hope they pick Jake just cause it's the who the hell is this idiot
DeM0nFiRe: Uh... sorry, what?
TehAmelie: some call it Resident Evil 6, but we know it's actually Resident Evil Man Fellating Giraffe
KeytarCat: The stylized 6 looks lewd
Dmc3628: DemonFire look at Re6's logo
NightValien28: oh I forgot about the giraffe fellatio
Lithobraker: Taking bets on whether Adam will say "This game sucks" or "this game rules" more
NightValien28: good luck to Ben and adam
Dmc3628: over/under sucks with some rules when they do Melee
NightValien28: Lithobraker take a shot for each this game sucks, one scoop of ice cream for each this game rules
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: ha, now i remember how much wrestling you get if you lean hard into melee
DarkMorford: Should I be offended getting giraffe fellatio on my birthday? Asking for a friend. Kappa
kumatsu: Very good going live tweet.
Dmc3628: I honestly want them to pick Jake just because he has the closest to wrestling
hatboozeparty: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tired of trying to find streams on Twitch that play horror games? | Want to watch a stream that looks horror games straight in the eye and says "no ty I think we'll play Resident Evil 6 instead". | Join two idiots as they're controlled by two idiots. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1384657195233529865
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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hesterbyrde: Time for some ridiculous spoops! Thanks for all the laughs, y'all. You make the world better.
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Juliamon: Strong tweet
KeytarCat: @NightValien28 I'll do that, but both are 420
RandomTrivia: OIh snap, I looked away and already we have lrrSIGNAL !
YawnLance: Hello, I'm here for some Resident Evil: Man Fellating Giraffe lrrBEEJ
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JocelyneAnne: 4.5 years? Time sure flies.
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Electrodyne: Does this one have a jet-ski ending?
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RandomTrivia: That tweet is great
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TehAmelie: i do hope Graham sits in at some point. it'll be like coming home
Dmc3628: so Re6 has 4 campaigns and they devolve like this: One is campy (RE4) one is Gears of War, One is who the hell is this and one is Metal Gear
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne From what they've said about it on past streams, hecc, it could have a jetski opening LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Is there sound? I can't hear anything ATM
Juliamon: No sound
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Stormthius: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Makrosian_Tae: Thank god
TehAmelie: for the unitiated, this was pretty much the first game ever streamed on this channel
Saintnex: Oh, here we go, time for all the nonsense of RE6
Juliamon: *non-mtg
Dmc3628: yep way back on the House of Stark we have come full circle
TehAmelie: i do mean "pretty much"
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embyrr_the_dragon: I have been waiting for this day
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NanoDelta: Can't wait to see how much worse this is than 5
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Juliamon: It's worse but in a good? way
embyrr_the_dragon: @nanodelta much
DeM0nFiRe: Is this one co-op or single player only?
Juliamon: Depends on who you pick tho
RandomTrivia: I can't wait to see how much less patience Adam has for 6's bullshit :D
Dmc3628: 3 of them are Co Op one is solo
TheAlmightyCheddar: Has this reached so bad it's good
Saintnex: It took all the wrong lessons of RE 5
jonnykefka: is this RE: Man fellating giraffe? I think it is
Juliamon: it is!
Orgmastron: Sure is
NanoDelta: Hell yeah, back to lurking
jonnykefka: I recall this game being garbage toilets
InkyGhoast: im so excited to see thsi
Orgmastron: SOON
ChippTunes: It’s like Let’s Nope and Watch + Play in one handy package
Juliamon: There were some gorgeous moments from G's playthrough with the AI being... special
TehAmelie: wow, so many warning messages about my sub expiring. like i would be unaware i had less than 5 bucks in the bank
fastlane250: soup
embyrr_the_dragon: S O O N
YawnLance: It is time
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
ClankyLily: PogChamp
BusTed: Hello.
Makrosian_Tae: Anybody else hoping for the return of Shoey?
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WhalePlaid: 👀 👀 👀nothing to see here
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DeM0nFiRe: Hello!
glencon: Hello.
TehAmelie: hello!
Nigouki: Hello!
MegaDosX: Timing! I opened the stream right as Adam said hello
Dmc3628: Praise our Deities of Shit it's time for Man Fellating Giraffe
Saintnex: Hello!
Juliamon: Carefully-chosen shirt for the day
Ritaspirithntr: Perfect timing!!!
ButterBall000: Whoo! Just in time!
MegaDosX: Hello Adam and Ben!
CaptainSpam: MFG time!
NavelWarfare: Henloo!
YawnLance: Here we gooooo!
Greypelt: Oh geez
Nigouki: It's finally time for a GOOD Resident Evil
MegaDosX: Also chat!
circusofkirkus: ben, can we hear the high-pitched we're here?
DarkMorford: @Makrosian_Tae Please, it's Shoebacca Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: Hello!
CastleOtranto: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
BusTed: Maybe it'll be good.
NightValien28: long and horrible yeah
StarlitGhost: oh jeez hey hi hello
TheDalaiFarmer: Hello Guys!
ButterBall000: This is going to be so fun!
Stormthius: Cheer50
NightValien28: SUFFER FOR US, SUFFER
InkyGhoast: I feel pretty good about your future :P
MegaDosX: I miss Shoey
TheAlmightyCheddar: Has to get bad before it gets good
OmnipotentTrevor: This is going to be great.
Styxseus: It begins!
Eggmojii: @dmc3628 what did I just read
Proudboar: Average Playtime for RE6 is apparently 24 Hours
RandomTrivia: Hopefully Ben's goXLR *hasn't* got better since earlier :D
RayFK: Get ready for one TERRIBLE GAME
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
codatski: Hello I was promised two idiots?? Instead I got two awesome people being awesome? I want my money back!
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Dmc3628: Eggmoji a SwS refernce about Maki Itoh
InkyGhoast: Hey you're starting with the best campaign at least
0x6772 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
0x6772: *Just* finished the vod from last week. Woof. Good luck.
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InkyGhoast: that's right folks it's all down hill from here
Proudboar: So, at 3 hours a week, that's about 8 weeks or two months of RE6!
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no
NightValien28: wat
Makrosian_Tae: The trend will continue until morale improves
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: evil will continue until the giraffe is happy
Lord_ZYRK: Adam brought a GUN
NightValien28: WHAT
OmnipotentTrevor: Do you remember your RE characters? We get some appearances in this game
IsaTheEngie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN N I C E lrrHORN
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CastleOtranto: Adam brought his vape rig
BusTed: Wow.
Mr_Horrible: I'm listening....
LordZarano: Woo, time for Game Of The Year 2012!
HundreydAundre: Wut a Care Package...
Dmc3628: is as huge as the case from Re4
NightValien28: was your grandma an assassin????
MWGNZ: thats a huge case for a fight stick
TehAmelie: it's hueg liek xbox
wrapscalion: power glove?
MegaDosX: What's in the booooooooox
BusTed: Is it a keyboard?
gamercat88: no we cant do this
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
BjjBrain: A guitar?!
RandomTrivia: That's a bass box if ever I've seen one
raulghoulia subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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nyperold: Well, at least Adam has Ben to keep his companion from being AI-controlled. Apparently the companion AI is terrible.
NightValien28: HAHAHA
RocknGrohlNerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
RocknGrohlNerd: just on time, I'll have one live Lets Nope, please..thank you
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YawnLance: Welp, he tried
Mr_Horrible: Give the streamer his joke gabyThump
BluJester: FBtouchdown ?
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: *there was an attempt*
YawnLance: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: \o/
HundreydAundre: Your granny must MVP/POG alot back in her days.
circusofkirkus: JAZZ
MadmanOreo: obviously there's a rocket launcher, a shotgun and like 3 eggs in there.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginHype
NathanJay_GA: oh for...
RandomTrivia: LUL
amuseoffirebane: omg
Kaorti: joy!
hatboozeparty: YES
YawnLance: Yesssssss
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
InkyGhoast: choo choo train!
Styxseus: What the heck
ClankyLily: LUL
NimrodXIV: froot froot
NightValien28: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
BusTed: PogChamp
Haroldholmes25: this is so good
Stormthius: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN benginYe benginYe
wolvsbane: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
snowmonkey99: That's a *small* case for a train!
Mr_Horrible: oh my god
YawnLance: Oh that'll help a lot
breathlessisthehunt: Froot frooot
RayFK: Froot Froot
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke drawfeGoodjoke drawfeGoodjoke
Rhynerd: He found the entire train!
A_Dub888: FROOT FROOT
Invitare: what was that doing in your Grandma's attic?
RandomTrivia: Good joke streamers!
CastleOtranto: I think I just got got
ChippTunes: Oh my god
NathanJay_GA: We got got, chat
gamercat88: LMAO
leebenningfield: no man I've been right here this whole time playing bass guitar
NimrodXIV: :D
DeM0nFiRe: This is amazing
HugeCandySquids: LUL
YawnLance: Wow, these streamers are pretty funny :)
RandomTrivia: We all, every single one of us, got jebaited hard
Mr_Horrible: I'm so pleased with how well this is set up LUL
InkyGhoast: FROOT FROOT
ClankyLily: LUL LUL LUL
CaptainSpam: Adam Savidan, master prop comic. Kappa
Spacepup: The hell did I just join chat for?
HundreydAundre: Chew chew, lrrHAM lrrHAM
Sanityis0verrated: what is even happening
BusTed: 🔴 🔴 🔴 👀
absorbedtulip9: Lol I love this group so much
Nigouki: This is the true FBtouchdown
Crispy042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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Kaorti: That's where the joy went! the attic
funsizecyclops: what am I walking into
ChippTunes: The pleasant aroma of raspberry and mildew 😚👌
gamercat88: the Savidan heirloom
neisan2112: Was this from Great Aunt Euphamia?
cam_the_human subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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MegaDosX: First of all, why did you have a song locked in a box? Second of all, /how/ did you lock a /song/ in a /box/?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: OMG this froot froot bit is GOLD. Thank you both!! lrrDARK
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absorbedtulip9: lrrAWESOME
TehAmelie: it's funny cause we look at them more as comedians who're pretty streamy
Mc_Mining: hello highlight reel
RandomTrivia: AMAZING
ShaneLeeAtk: I see 3 highlight clips, at least
Styxseus: Its like reverse psychological warfare, for endurance :D
Electrodyne: Savigran
neisan2112: Wait is that song an NFT?
Invitare: The clips are scarier than RE6
Spacepup: THE SONG WANTS TO BE FREE
Mr_Horrible: it's too powerful, you can't put it back now
GhostValv: :O
MegaDosX: IT MUST BE FREED
YawnLance: Bad box, keep it down.
circusofkirkus: It's Pandora's Box!
TehAmelie: it broke
nyperold: Best volume control ever. Who needs sliders when you have holding the lid of a case at just the right openness?
glencon: This stream isn't even ten minutes and I already love it. bittieLove chariLOVE gamesb7Love to everyone.
BusTed: Good prop work.
TehAmelie: (lie)
Ritaspirithntr: Ok...i feel got.
Mr_Horrible: Good Bit, Streamer
GhostValv: :)
YawnLance: The shrooms have hit
TheAlmightyCheddar: Hello highlight reel!!
Proudboar: Now that we're on RE6, Adam needs those Chris Biceps back
Mr_Horrible: you, uh, got some on ya
NathanJay_GA: NO!
neisan2112: Ah fitting
Dog_of_Myth: The power....
Lord_ZYRK: When the fuckin raspberries kick in 👀
NimrodXIV: oh shiiiiii
noisyblizzard: calebdS
gamercat88: now this is spooky
ButButTheJesus rips huge cloud
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Laserbeaks_Fury: So *that's* what was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
MegaDosX: This remix is kinda scary
Invitare: Blueberries?? PogChamp
raulghoulia: the true spoops
HundreydAundre: All that power...
mochabeanie: im scared
Styxseus: and this is where we'll end up? :P
DRMagnify: now this is pod racing
Mr_Horrible: tfw the blueberries hit
TehAmelie: have you ever like, looked at a streamerr's hands
RandomTrivia: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ButButTheJesus: HEEEEEYYYYYY CHAAAAATTTTTT
funsizecyclops: adam is meeeelt enng
DarthRagnar815: lrrHERE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YawnLance: This is kinda distressing, not gonna lie
HugeCandySquids: ShowOfHands
amuseoffirebane: happy 4/20 everyone
fastlane250: it's that day of the year isn't it
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inno_595: Wow...Love it, but Wow..
breathlessisthehunt: Omfg
absorbedtulip9: lrrFINE
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well this is a thing to open the stream to
Chicky49: well, today is 4/20 alright
IsaTheEngie: seems like a different kinda blueberry if you catch my meaning
jonnykefka: happy 4/20
hillwitheyes: turn the gas off, TURN THE GAS OFF lrrEFF
ladylinzington: so I just got here
CastleOtranto: They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh, wait!
RandomTrivia: JESUS
Sanityis0verrated: this is the remix you hear when the twin ghosts come out
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Gotta go fast!
KeytarCat: I'm fing losing it LUL
ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT THE FEAR
The_Color_Twelve: katesLurk
breathlessisthehunt: That was something
kumatsu: We chooed too train!
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks Dog_of_Myth You didn't have to do that PridePog
HundreydAundre: Wait, no... no the NOPEs are slow-moe'd now sped up!!
YawnLance: A finely tuned piece of comedy
ButButTheJesus: katesLurk
RandomTrivia: Ok that got me
TehAmelie: this choo choo is goin off the rails
The_Color_Twelve: oh right Tuesday
sydnius: lrrAWW lrrAWESOME lrrAWW lrrAWESOME lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
Mr_Horrible: If this song goes below 50 kph, it will EXPLODE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Well that stare and music was a fun thing to see when connecting. Great startt.
unicornly: nope nope nope
Styxseus: :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginLol
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'd say the only thing Resi 6 handles poorly is its story
fastlane250: Delicacy of a train through your house
Dog_of_Myth: Strong start this Tuesday
Nigouki: all it took was 5 awesome minutes to make an otherwise awful day so much better
glencon: What do you call it when you roast yourself?
NathanJay_GA: that cursed song will haunt us forever, I think
Lord_ZYRK: It's a bit in a box SingsNote
MegaDosX: Adam's full of beans today
YawnLance: There's going to be something in this game, we're just not sure what :p
GenericHerooo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
GenericHerooo: Adam and Ben, you're the best! I love your stream. =3
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TehAmelie: medium roast?
BusTed: 😬
Makrosian_Tae: I love both you goobers <3
YawnLance: "Oh."
Omthebox: Oh hi Lord_ZYRK we were talking about you in seachats today
InkyGhoast: It's written by cap com just assume they're gonna step on someone's toes
HugeCandySquids: LUL
ButButTheJesus: 😬
MegaDosX: That's definitely a good portent
neisan2112: LMAO
Dmc3628: and there is jake Mueller
absorbedtulip9: Oh dear
Lord_ZYRK: Omthebox that sounds awful
TehAmelie: a reak tooth drier, huh'
InkyGhoast: I was there gandalf
Mr_Horrible: yeah, this was one of the Early Days
neisan2112: Oh no really? Yikes
CompletelyUnsure: Yo, thowback to that Haus of Stark!
TehAmelie: real
Proudboar: Ahh, time for the LRR Reboot
Phailhammer: W
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Fond memories and man **** giraffe.
ChippTunes: Annual reminder that the RE6 logo is a giraffe with human legs and feet in the middle of getting a blowie
A_Dub888: Yup G played it in the olden times
Omthebox: Lord_ZYRK did you know all my timeouts are from you, as well as Bearudites
Mr_Horrible: Pave the save start a new run
raulghoulia: mighty nax
YawnLance: It's all just a loop
hesterbyrde: Yeah it's time to reboot all of LRR
Blade_Tiger: Congrats on winning Video Games, LRR!
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HundreydAundre: Were in the full circle now,...
leebenningfield: as bad as the game might be, Graham's stream of it was very fun to watch
hillwitheyes: we reach peek Nope
NavelWarfare: We have demonstrated an infinite loop
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah, man felating giraffe
Phailhammer: Time for the LRR CU reboot. lrrBEEJ
neisan2112: That means you have to replay Persona 5 in like 5-6 years
Makrosian_Tae: We got to the end of video games. Now what?
Lord_ZYRK: Omthebox LUL that scans
ButButTheJesus: @Dog_of_Myth :D
Scy_Anide: I look forward to Prayer Warriors on Let's Nope.
TehAmelie: @Dog_of_Myth Thank.
YawnLance: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
CaptainSpam: I was hoping for a Special Guest Appearance by Graham, but then I realized that he's probably got several reasons to avoid this entirely. :p
Juliamon: We are here and we are not afraid
Driosenth: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
sydnius: LRR hero
MegaDosX: LRRmods are great
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
ButButTheJesus: kates7
YawnLance: We are also here and we are afraid
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Lord_ZYRK: Omthebox just shows the other Seamods are cowards
justgravey67: I can't wait, I haven't played it but I've heard 6 is crazy
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That reason could be accidentally... but rarely... and only if a lot of us are being dicks.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's a great game to play coop for sure
Eggmojii: people like this game?
Lithobraker: Time me out cowards
LordZarano: sergeModLove
ChippTunes: I cannot wait for the teardown
DarkMorford: "Probably"?
raulghoulia: choo choo train
adi_sheep: I liked this game and it also sucks
serramarkov: The LRR mods are fabulous, I really appreciate them.
Rexsplosion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
Rexsplosion: Here's to my two fav boys, playing a TERRIBLE game, can't wait!
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ButButTheJesus: @Dog_of_Myth oh heck! thank youuuuu
zeldakid1999: Hugs for the mods
Phailhammer: I love this game, in the W+P sort of way.
Omthebox: Lord_ZYRK it highlights a lack of gumption
Graham_LRR: Hey I love this game. This game SUCKS.
Driosenth: I love this game for just how bad it is
absorbedtulip9: dliveLouieLove
LordZarano: "Critics praised the storyline, themes, graphics, and artificial intelligence."
MegaDosX: I feel like every game has at least one diehard fan
YawnLance: Nope
RayFK: If you like this game, that's great! But please accept that it is not a personal attack against you or your taste. You can continue to enjoy it!
ButButTheJesus: i kinda forgot i was outta sub tbh
saucemaster5000: Ooh this is the only RE I've not seen played or played myself. Must be good!
hatboozeparty: I think anyone that "loves" this game knows how bad it is
Anubis169: lrrHEART chat
Graham_LRR: This game is warm ass.
YawnLance: Gotta complete the prologue
Lithobraker: <3 mods
QuixoticScrivener: The stream still says Talking Simulator/Control. What game is this?
RayFK: @Graham_LRR Yeah but your game taste is a big ole yikes Kappa
Anubis169: o hai G
HundreydAundre: Do I like this game? The internet didn't stop rambling about it when I first heard of it.
DarkMorford: Oh hai G
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, I should have made popcorn
MegaDosX: That's an evocative image Graham
NathanJay_GA: Just warm?
CastleOtranto: Pre-lewd?
Saintnex: Wait wut
Anubis169: meow
couldntpickausername: I stan this game, it's flawless and how dare you, it's my favorite ever game. Maybe one day I'll play it
wolvsbane: Lol Ghraham
Mr_Horrible: that's a weirdly accurate description, Graham
Scy_Anide: I mean, I would rather have a warm butt than a cold butt.
Dmc3628: god I hope they pick Jake just cause he is the who is you
Lord_ZYRK: Graham_LRR who doesn't like a warm ass?
MegaDosX: Does it even still exist
gamercat88: hackermans that local app data
YawnLance: Little pumpers meet RE6
Usquebaugh67: I like Leon / Helena's story... the others .....
RayFK: This is the Play Online of Resident Evil
Mr_Horrible: how is it still up
Electrodyne: In the same way that Happiness Is A Warm Ass?
MegaDosX: It's still up?!?
Proudboar: Yeah, Adam! Do all the work while Ben sits back and 'Manages' :P
saucemaster5000: It's just a link to the old space jam website
mochabeanie: more importantly who likes cold ass?
Sanityis0verrated: because we all know. Let's Nope is really about the lore
GenericHerooo: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: whaat, are we not gonna watch in solemn sincerity as zombies eat metric tons of lead and then turn into giant monsters without the slightest justification?
MegaDosX: Oh. That's less exciting.
TheAsianAvenger: LUL Parsing in RE6. Does anybody play this to be ranked against somebody else? LUL
russerbutter: it did say 6
GhostValv: :)
RayFK: @TheAsianAvenger These clowns
DarkMorford: Are there subtitles?
Dmc3628: SEE
ButButTheJesus: Man Fellating Giraffe!
0x6772: I wonder if Graham informed anyone that this is properly "Resident Evil: Man Felating Girafe"
dslucia: katesLol
ChippTunes: I KNOW RIGHT
Usquebaugh67: LUL
zeldakid1999: Wow
HugeCandySquids: LUL
YawnLance: Man Fellating Giraffe!
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
RayFK: I wasn't joking Adam
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatApp
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
TehAmelie: it's a funky two legged giraffe, but it really looks like nothing else
GhostValv: :O
lyropithic: Cursed images
YawnLance: Ben pls
ChippTunes: it is ~uncanny~
mochabeanie: huh
RandomTrivia: BEN
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
RayFK: BEN
RayFK: FUCK
saucemaster5000: Try everything!
CaptainSpam: And so it begins.
RayFK: COME ON
gualdhar: Zootopia: After Dark
mochabeanie: BEN
BusTed: get it
circusofkirkus: yes, Zootopia
UncannyJimjams: oh no, RE6, buckle up for this pile
GhostValv: get it
NightValien28: THANK BEN I HATE IT
DiscordianTokkan: A goat getting a horn blowed
ChippTunes: Uncanny and, dare I say, intentional?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean I like to think of it as a dude in a giraffe suit... but just for legal reasons.
niccus: adjust brightness until the smut is barely visible
wolvsbane: Great now I can't unsee that
neisan2112: Naw naw, its a man drinking fro. a water fountain
Mr_Horrible: now wondering what cut of Zootopia Ben watched sofieThink
franzincolor: Madagascar 4 looks wild
A_Dub888: Thanks Ben, I hate it
AutomaticWool: What
baronsamedi23: RIPCheer50 meds reminder for those who may need it
TheAsianAvenger: LUL LUL
wolvsbane: Thanks, Ben.
BusTed: that's what the giraffe said
RandomTrivia: And thus, the ride begins benginLol
HundreydAundre: RE6: In a world... where a game ruined Resident Evil forever...
Laserbeaks_Fury: heathe12Hype heathe12Hype heathe12Hype
Bearudite: wait this is news?
Makrosian_Tae: Time for FULLSCREEN BABY!!
ChippTunes: Who’s to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CyberColossus: hey chat and mods. imma lurkin
adi_pie: Listen, if the T-virus could make furries real, the world would be a better place.
ashesandmochi: here's hoping my internet holds out for this i am excited
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inno_595: This was the first RE game I ever played and loved it. That being said, can’t wait to see what the guys do with it lol
Eggmojii: can't believe this game had a producer
Lord_ZYRK: The devs were downloading some weird 7z archives on Bit Torrent and were like "hey, this one kind of looks like a six!"
ashesandmochi: i've got popcorn and everything
YawnLance: Everybody remember to bring a snack?
OmnipotentTrevor: How well do you guys remember your RE characters? Cause this game brings back a lot of them
GhassanPL: Gan Mellating Firaffe time
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hope Resi 9 is just 6's logo upside down
MegaDosX: @Dog_of_Myth Only four off 800 gift subs, my god you're prolific
Proudboar: Oh right. Isn't RE6 the one with Street Shark Zombies?
e_bloc: Corgo334 looking forward to this game, hope you roast it to hell
RandomTrivia remembers he made a pot of tea for this stream
ButButTheJesus: i have a few chips left
noisyblizzard: oooh the credits where is my pen and paper for that hit-list calebdTroll
TheAsianAvenger: @rayfk lrrAWESOME
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BusTed: metapod used harden
UncannyJimjams: Liza Trevor, is that you???
wynternyghtynggale: got my bubble bath, alcohol and mochi ice cream <3 ready foor some bad game
Lord_ZYRK: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: Excuse
GhostValv: the end
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Usquebaugh67: bigjNICE
mochabeanie: mwap
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wake up!
ClankyLily: w a s t e d
Makrosian_Tae: Roll credits
YawnLance: Ok boomers
Invitare: ah so it's a scary game
Rhynerd: Ded
felipe_modesto: haha
MegaDosX: Is that a mecha?
TehAmelie: ooh, now i want a bubble bath stream watching setup
MegaDosX: Oh it's a helicopter
TheAsianAvenger: That’s the scariest part of the game LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @wynternyghtynggale oh dang, you got enough ice cream to share?
Haroldholmes25: This is a "scary" "game"
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! on a scale of 1-10, i love you all beyond measure!!!!!
Luminaire_p: Do you have the courage to ride with the devil?
HundreydAundre: Audience when they wake up in the middle of Infinity War: ... lrrSPOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
TehAmelie: all i have is alcohol and a "gaming" chair. but good company makes all the difference
Makrosian_Tae: She's wearing heels LUL
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
MilkInBag: first person BARF
wynternyghtynggale: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat no but i got coupons
RayFK: Yeah, shoot the helicopter with a fucking pistol that will work
ashesandmochi: leon's hair never ceases to amaze me
Proudboar: Leon! He got off hi Jet Ski!
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, y'know
Lord_ZYRK: Slowly dying
MilkInBag: obligatory butt shot
Dmc3628: i mean Halo one let you do that
HundreydAundre: I didn't anticipate lrrSCOOP emote
gamercat88: this is where the jet ski left them...
OmnipotentTrevor: That is possibly the least successful an attack helicopter has been against a single, injured, ground based target
InkyGhoast: oh yeah whoever is playing helena gets a lot of butt cam
NavelWarfare: Looks like we need subtitles, too
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the honest entertainment in these strange times.
InkyGhoast: Helena is unique to this game
MilkInBag: this is lara croft
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: MCR, well known RE fans
TehAmelie: if movies have taught me anything, shooting at large war machines with a pistol always works with an extremely unlikely lucky shot at the last second if you are the hero
RandomTrivia: WHY
TheInnsanity: oh my god
Makrosian_Tae: Press B to help
YawnLance: Revive your co-op partner
Usquebaugh67: VOs are Matt Mercer and Laura Bailey for Leon and Helena
TehAmelie: see: Saving Private Ryan
RandomTrivia: Why is this a QTE?!
ashesandmochi: noooooo whyyyy
MilkInBag: GAMING
Stormthius: seabatNogood
TheAsianAvenger: Somebody say MCR ? lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
YawnLance: Peak gaming
Usquebaugh67: VAs*
MegaDosX: Also, just checked because it sounded like it, Helena is voiced by Laura Bailey
Bearudite: Tpose
ashesandmochi: i dropped some popcorn at that
DiscordianTokkan: Press B to WRIST GRIP
CompletelyUnsure: Is it possible to turn the game volume up a little bit?
hesterbyrde: Adam... how do you feel about quicktime events in cut scenes? XD
Nigouki: this was what, late PS3 era?
RandomTrivia: Well, not a QTE, interactive cutscene
MilkInBag: graphics are like the streamer :3
AutomaticWool: Gameplay
gamercat88: 2012/2013
MegaDosX: 2012
hexy_lexy: GAMING
BusTed: Press A to use Helena as a battering ram.
baronsamedi23: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
Makrosian_Tae: @MegaDosX The woman, the myth, the legend
UncannyJimjams: my boi Leon putting in work
adi_pie: This game is almost a decade old?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This game is super good looking
CaptainSpam: @InkyGhoast As I recall, when they get to Ada, they more or less shove the camera riiiiight up...
Graham_LRR: I mean, that QTE shows you how to res your partner. That’s not really one of the many things to rip on.
adi_pie: I refuse to believe taht.
MilkInBag: wait, is this devil may cry
ashesandmochi: noooooooooooo
HundreydAundre: This these two actually walk out of a theater showing Infinity War?
RayFK: Missed your skill check, the Killer can find you
MilkInBag: SCHWING
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: dang, we are old. (but Ben is young)
neisan2112: End of ps3 era
ButButTheJesus: GAME. PLAY.
OmnipotentTrevor: These is some advanced QTE tech Kappa
Sogheim: oh hey it's Adam! yay Adam! he's great!
InkyGhoast: @CaptainSpam that sounds like the usual capcom treatment of her
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ButterBall000: I played this with my former roommate a couple years ago. A bad Resident Evil game, but a really fun co-op experience.
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ChippTunes: What is Fun. up to nowadays?
TheInnsanity: THAT BAR WOULD NOT HAVE STOPPED A PUSH DOOR
baronsamedi23: SEKIRO
NightValien28: oh you have no idea adam
mochabeanie: ah great ADVANCED qtes
CyberColossus: more 3xtra than punching boulders
hexy_lexy: this game is gonna be a well polished turd, isnt it?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: calling this game extra is not even scratching the surface
zeldakid1999: Resident Evil? Extra? Never
InkyGhoast: also hope you like quick time events
Makrosian_Tae: I LOVE HO HEY
MegaDosX: 2012 was also the year the world was meant to end
Invitare: "Lets try this way past all the dead bodies"
YawnLance: That's a lotta blood
MilkInBag: was this the game that finally killed the RE franchise until the weird reboot?
MegaDosX: At least the most recent one of those
Himyul: how far in is "JERF!"?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: yes please
TehAmelie: heck, this game predates calling stuff "extra"
CompletelyUnsure: @ChippTunes They super broke up. Fame was too much. Basist heads a great band called blechers now.
ashesandmochi: leon has kpop star hair
LidofLoathing: ah yes, it's almost done, ignore the fires outside
RayFK: and it was the prophesized apocalypse
franzincolor: Taylor Swift's Red album came out then too #neverforget
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrADAM seabatTROG
Laserbeaks_Fury: A POS, that a mean thing to say, you haven't even met them
HundreydAundre: 2012 Doomsday Conspirators: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: @RayFK Only 8 years early. :p
RandomTrivia: Yeah that only came 8 years late Jordan
RayFK: A Chatum
A_Dub888: @Himyul Chris' Campaign so probably not for a while
gamercat88: Resident Evil, STEP UP cross over
RandomTrivia: @Dog_of_Myth *highfive*
Makrosian_Tae: Tatum Kennedy
baronsamedi23: its just matt mercer
NightValien28: they wanted him sexier
NightValien28: weed
MegaDosX: Oh my god it is Matt Mercer!
Dog_of_Myth: @RandomTrivia *spiderman pointing meme*
MilkInBag: ah yes, the army, going around with plants
EvilBadman: It's just that day, Adam
ButButTheJesus: 420 BLAZE IT
ashesandmochi: god i forgot matt mercer was in this
ChippTunes: Even the Humvee drivers gotta celebrate 4/20
Blade_Tiger: Don't make fun, that's his emotional support weed
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inconsideratehat: Love you spoopybois <3
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hexy_lexy: i mean, it is 4/20 today
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nice, Matt Mercer.
mochabeanie: oh this sucks
TehAmelie: and physical support weed
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: This menu is so immersive
Makrosian_Tae: They're doing it like Dead Space. No actual pause
YawnLance: Happy 4/20, dead soldier dude
The_Myrddraal: I like the concept. The execution could be better.
ForOhForError: menu. design.
RayFK: MCR Brah
MilkInBag: Wtf, breaking a hummer's window? LUL
UncannyJimjams: get that HERB
glencon: Hard to shoot through, weak to elbows.
glencon: Manufacturing defect.
MilkInBag: it's bullet proof, not elbow proof
adi_sheep: I remember the menu feeling pretty cool when this came out
hexy_lexy: oh my god, this game ALREADY sucks i love it
lamina5432: he was infected for a bit
Mr_Horrible: oh god a wound that herbs can't solve?
TehAmelie: why did he bother closing the car door? immersion ruined!
Mr_Horrible: we're fucked
ashesandmochi: noooooooooooo
Luminaire_p: GG
A_Dub888: Wait, shouldn't Leon know how to use herbs from RE4?
RandomTrivia: WTF is that overlay?!
Bearudite: MY GRID
MegaDosX: Who in the nine hells designed this interface
BjjBrain: Elon Musk must have built that vehicle
Blade_Tiger: Adam's face is a Mood
InkyGhoast: nom nom tic tac
Usquebaugh67: Your drugs are now breathmints
UncannyJimjams: place directly into bullet hole or zombie bite
Makrosian_Tae: This face is one of Adam's best
Lord_ZYRK: Friends give friends drugs
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Hey phones like getting blitzed too... only fair.
Orgmastron: This UI is...a lot
gamercat88: critroleMatt critroleHeart
Proudboar: I mean, Chris and Sheva were Volcano Convection Proof. At this point, RE6 Protags make about as much sense as comic book heroes
MilkInBag: adam is not convinced
RayFK: Holy shit what was that line
mochabeanie: oh this really sucks
GhassanPL: Here, have this oregano for your bullet wounds
Laserbeaks_Fury: Combine herbs, bake into cookies
YawnLance: Aww shit he's pissed you stole his weed
ChippTunes: Was that a cow
RandomTrivia: Also that hair flop doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
Styxseus: Zombie accelerates
HundreydAundre: W U T !? What the fuck did you say, Stream!?
MegaDosX: We aren't even half an hour in and we got our first "this game sucks!" from Adam
Lithobraker: Aw yeah get that herb on 420 Kappa
BusTed: footsteps, car door slams, peeling tires
mochabeanie: if only i had a gun!
NullColaShip: "you're not getting added to that list... because you're not a good agent"
hexy_lexy: @YawnLance oh my god, you were right, this game is garbage. i love it
Usquebaugh67: tutorial zombie
OmnipotentTrevor: Leon used to be good at killing Zombies
MilkInBag: big empty head for a soldier
TehAmelie: hmm are zombies the undead or just stoned?
BusTed: ew it got in my mouth
MegaDosX: The plagas
Styxseus: Uru uru
YawnLance: @hexy_lexy benginO7
MegaDosX: Las plagas
RayFK: This is probably "Nina Tucker"
Luminaire_p: The Hurdygurdy strain
Sogheim: all the blood that went in your nose won't make you sick, huh? nice.
RandomTrivia: Might want that knife back at some point...
MegaDosX: Is it? I dunno
Bearudite: head knife applie directly to the temple
MilkInBag: uwu the tee viwus :3
mochabeanie: uuruhburuhs is in the volcano now
hesterbyrde: His hair looks like it's cast in resin.
InkyGhoast: It's a virus
Usquebaugh67: SourPls SourPls
Rhynerd: I think they made a new virus in this too, called like the C-virus or something.
Makrosian_Tae: Beeeeewooooooowwwwwwwwww
Glaciopolimer: I think the idea was that Umbrella used Las Plagas to make Uruburos so this is the next step?
ashesandmochi: c-virus during c-virus times
TheThromborax: Leon looks like he wants to ask for the manager in a Reddit meme
wynternyghtynggale: i actually play that song anytime my kitten has the zoomies its great
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a new thing called the C-virus, just looked it up
Lord_ZYRK: Rhynerd does the C stand for "C'mon bruh"
Seth_Erickson: so how did we feel about the re6 logo?
MegaDosX: Also, /yikes/
ArkhamArchivist: Is that Hunnigan?
baronsamedi23: "leon why did you spray me with salad dressing?"
Usquebaugh67: @ArkhamArchivist yes
ArkhamArchivist: yup
neisan2112: Just HAPPENs to have the exact gun
TehAmelie: Leon looks like all he wants is to sit in his room and blast Linkin Park
MegaDosX: Adam pls
hexy_lexy: Hunn? AGAIN?!
Lord_ZYRK: Seth_Erickson moist Kappa
mochabeanie: cowardly
TheThromborax: @seth_erickson it is canonically a man Fellating a Giraffe
Bearudite: where did he park his jetski
TheInnsanity: is she named hunnigan just so they can call her "hun"
Seth_Erickson: and to think they used to be not cowards
MegaDosX: Oh man, you can't kick the doors in anymore
TehAmelie: craaaaawling in my skiiiiin
OmnipotentTrevor: Is Ben playing yet?
Proudboar: Immediately worse than RE4!
RandomTrivia: WHAT
ashesandmochi: whyyyyyyyyyyy
Enki1256: God help us is right.
MilkInBag: batman arkham asylum rlyPog
YawnLance: Dead Space, but much worse :D
DiscordianTokkan: It's LIKE the Dead Space map but BAD
LurkingLuusi: no coop
CaptainSpam: I assume we'll know the point at which Ben can join?
baronsamedi23: wait is this a co-op stream?
NightValien28: yes baronsamedi23
Enki1256: Well God help them, chats gonna have a fun time getting to watch the reaction from this shit-fest of a game.
Dog_of_Myth: Normal rush hour traffic
RandomTrivia: That seems about right for New York
MilkInBag: when Google is down for 2 hours
CaptainSpam: Look, why do people even live in Raccoon City anymore?
TehAmelie: WHEN I WAS
Dmc3628: Prof Vault
baronsamedi23: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: Slightly less fire than usua;
Rhynerd: Yes, but first Adam has a tutorial to play
RandomTrivia: *usual
ButButTheJesus: A YOUNG BOY
TehAmelie: wait wrong music video
MegaDosX: WOW
Phailhammer: I think this is not!Hong Kong, IIRC.
ladylinzington: Racoon city is a smoking crater, this ain't that
CompletelyUnsure: That's Helena not Hunnigna!
MegaDosX: Also that's Helena, Hunnigan is the one on comms
franzincolor: This looks like Detroit 2 hours after Pokemon Go came out and one hour after the server crashed
GenericHerooo: lrrFINE
MilkInBag: blap blap blap
Master_Gunner: wow that is not clear
Orgmastron: LMAO
F1SHOR: looking at all these monsters closely to work out which one will come into dead by daylight - is it random zombo A or maybe random zombo B
mochabeanie: helena with the BLAT BLAT
rasterscan: Akimbo in survival horror?!
RandomTrivia: WOAH that roundhouse kick
mochabeanie: yo shes so much cooler than you adam
Makrosian_Tae: Ah yes, double the guns for double the ammo consumption. Great thinking, devs LUL
Proudboar: When you get to hell... Tell them Democracy sent you!
NullColaShip: Those herbs were potent!
MilkInBag: demoCRACY
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Phailhammer: So glad to see Watch+Play has made a return. lrrBEEJ
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Sogheim: I like how Adam does the things that I'm too nice to do in games to see if he can
Saintnex: If I remember correctly, the melee is pretty good in this game
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica inconMerica inconMerica
Haroldholmes25: free to eat lead
MegaDosX: That guy was on the ground, you shot him in the head and he snapped up standing in one frame
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX I feel like we'll be asking that question quite often
Glaciopolimer: a fine day for Liberating, Sir!
hexy_lexy: adam just screaming "LIBERATED" will never get old. its consistently funny
TehAmelie: let's derive some supreme executive power outta these masses
inconsideratehat: lrrWOW
mochabeanie: "action" "horror"
MilkInBag: huge pockets
Dog_of_Myth: Power of America
ashesandmochi: holy shit that's a lot of guns
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
Vyous: Oh is git going to metroid you now?
RandomTrivia: SPINNY
ashesandmochi: this early
rasterscan: Wait they just give you all the guns for this section?
Usquebaugh67: Decisions decisions
hexy_lexy: WHERE IS HE STORING THESE
Styxseus: Oh god
Proudboar: Man, Leon is a walking assault armroy
RandomTrivia: LUL
InkyGhoast: enjoy it while you can
DarthRagnar815: gabyLul
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: windmill attack
Mr_Horrible: woooooow
Dmc3628: we really are a liberators
Rhynerd: Did they just give you the whole arsenal?
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balfizan: Leon and his windmill of infinite weapons
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glencon: chariLOL
ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM
CompletelyUnsure: Wait, are these unlocked because of Graham's playthrough?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Here to liberate you
Phailhammer: I was hoping you'd find that. :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this just the Overpowred opening and you get de-powered?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Go faster and you can fly, helicopter style.
Sogheim: I haven't seen this many guns appear out of nowhere since I watched that abomination of a film, Ultraviolet
Darth_Litigious: Is this a new game plus?
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica
Decaped: Roger has joined teh color guard
Talin06: from G's play through?
RocknGrohlNerd: wild arms
CompletelyUnsure: or do you just start with every gun?
Tiber727: You're American. Why are you asking why you have all these guns?
YawnLance: There has to be something to let you know that Leon is American
niccus: either a tutorial section or a carrythrough
Blade_Tiger: There are zombies Ben, that's what horror means right
MilkInBag: and then Adam will wonder why he struggles against the first boss when he won't have ammo for the good weapons LUL
Rhynerd: It could just be a tutorial thing.
GenericHerooo: xD
mochabeanie: Name: Leon Quirk: American
CururuGuasu: This is just House of the Dead
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is ACTION with a touch of horror
TehAmelie: oh do not get me started on Ultraviolet
beckett_brass: Aw, I missed Chris punching a boulder. Does anything equally ridiculous happen in this game?
MegaDosX: The last one wasn't really horror, with perhaps the exception of the spiders, so I'm not sure saying this isn't horror "anymore" is correct
TheInnsanity: wait, in the tutorial, he said he was out of bullets
Hmhlund: Sorry this is magic related, but anyone know where to submit strixhaven nicknames?
MegaDosX: Huh. That happened.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, that's just plane stupid
xantos69: Oh I love Left 4 Dead!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Baysplosions
Phailhammer: @beckett_brass yes
neisan2112: Escape from the City!
CaptainSpam: Now for the Sonic Adventure portion of the game...
The_Myrddraal: Is the fire a tsunami????
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TheInnsanity: is this how cars work?
franzincolor: Actual footage of a Jimmy John's delivery driver
TehAmelie: from zero to Independence Day in one minute
MilkInBag: running faster than an explosion Kreygasm
MagicalAttackGecko: im sorry what?
mochabeanie: running around at the speed of sound
RocknGrohlNerd: so much liberation
MegaDosX: Did they find themselves suddenly in Independence Day?
beckett_brass: @Phailhammer I've only seen two minutes of this game or so, and I already like what I'm seeing.
Bearudite: is this the first act of every metroid prime where they give you everything and then take it away?
Proudboar: Man, is it just me or does Leon look similar to DMC5 Dante?
Blade_Tiger: @CaptainSpam you joke but Chris Redfield's VA is Sonic
Sanityis0verrated: yeah you have to cleanse it with fire first
RayFK: I wanna know what EP looked at this game and said "Yep, this was my vision for the Resident Evil, the Survival Horror Franchise"
Tiber727: @CaptainSpam Follow me, set me free! Trust me and we will escape from the city!
GhostValv: he's not making it to RE7
Goblinsinsuits: when did we jump into independence day
The_Myrddraal: Did soldier jump down to die? Why?
raulghoulia: did that guy who jumped off die?
neisan2112: Or going straight from 1 to this
MilkInBag: this game is true horror
TehAmelie: yes, we must first taste the guns before we lose them all
Sogheim: Adam's playing a Vin Diesel movie and I'm totally lovin' it
hesterbyrde: I mean... a lot of the conventions of early survival horror games had to do with hardware limitations. Small environments... fog/darkness to cover draw distance.
CaptainSpam: Man, he piloted that helicopter pretty well for a dead guy.
Phailhammer: @beckett_brass You're in for a good time.
The_Color_Twelve: never get in helicopters in a cutscene
BusTed: 🦐
Usquebaugh67: Yes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why did you tell us to get in if the pilot was dead?
TehAmelie: guns taste gross
Laserbeaks_Fury: This was after the Anderson RE movies right?
Rhynerd: Where’s the copilot going?
wynternyghtynggale: quick get us a jetski
chefryto90: Get in the Eva, Adam
Kerrisis: Wait... Is this the JERF game?
niccus: what kind of a gamer doesn't know how to fly
ButterBall000: Oh! I remember where this is going now!
CaptainSpam: This IS where JERF originated, yes.
Juliamon: Yes, this is JERF
CururuGuasu: Welcome to Nope Cafe
hexy_lexy: holy shit this game sucks!
ButButTheJesus: I'm assuming they were looking at Call of Duty and wanted to ride that wave
MilkInBag: wtf
ladylinzington: Jerf?
The_Color_Twelve: what?
Tiber727: How did a helicopter pilot get bit?
GDwarf: Leon "ultimate multitasker" Kennedy
MegaDosX: What in the hell.
MilkInBag: you'd be dead like 5 times by now
DHCanadian: she's just a random news writer
baronsamedi23: was this what beej had to do on road quest?
I_Am_Clockwork: I think she's secret service?
CompletelyUnsure: Jerf was is the Chris story though, right?
TehAmelie: i'm told fame will make you learn how to fly. but it's only ever a promise
Masslost: is this a jojo reffernce?
MegaDosX: Oh god, the slow mo
GDwarf: C'mon, this intro is *amazing*
Rhynerd: should we tell Adam and Ben which campaign has JERF?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maximum survival horror
The_Color_Twelve: the helicopter got side swiped by a train?
monakai: Ah, it's like the channel's come full circle
Micsig: Trains always run on time, even during the zomnie apocolypse
Blade_Tiger: Man this game just went from 0 to 60 in nanoseconds
Goblinsinsuits: just as easy to drive as a jet ski
Lithobraker: Why is the subway still running?!
toenolla: well it's been a long time since a horror game made me laugh like that
GhassanPL: Remember when this series was about zombies in a house? :P
Makrosian_Tae: Holy shit, this is my kinda crazy. This is gonna be a GOOD TIME
ArkhamArchivist: Okay, all of their organs are swiss cheese at this point
BusTed: Wuh oh
Proudboar: With all these quick time events, is RE6 a Rhythm Game?
rasterscan: That is literally a shot out of House of the Dead (the game)
RandomTrivia: WHAT
baronsamedi23: your above twitch chat
TehAmelie: is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?
ChippTunes: “Man, I just wanna go back to Spain!” *wacky trombone*
LidofLoathing: this game honks
codatski: They should have died so many times lol
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
MilkInBag: what a great QTE
MilkInBag: engaging
RandomTrivia: STRONG start
The_Myrddraal: "Quick" time event
neisan2112: OH no, that floor
MilkInBag: you can play together, for a $8.99 DLCC
InkyGhoast: and the we got back to the beginning of the story
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica liberate that door
YawnLance: The Marker! This IS Dead Space!
Lord_ZYRK: Because spin kicks are cool
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why do we have a pillar?
RandomTrivia: At some point I want to put together a supercut of Adam yelling "THIS GAME SUCKS" in various situations :D
groulux: 2012... I dont remember liking QTE that mutch...
TehAmelie: perfect synchronization! how long has these two known each other that they are like Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin
Stormthius: that's how Americans do it Kappa
neisan2112: Totally not sketch
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, is it Umbrella again?
ArkhamArchivist: Ah, the Umbrella Obelisk, as was foretold in the prophecy
Sogheim: spooky obelisk in the middle of the Umbrella Corp logo feels suspicious, but I don't know why
InkyGhoast: geee what's up with eht flooor
RayFK: Nicole is so tired of his shit
RayFK: Remy hates it
SnackPak_: neighbors are pissed
Tiber727: Adam, are you telling me you don't want to open doors with spin kicks?
neisan2112: Landlord probably hates it too
MegaDosX: Have you taught Remy how to kick doors in yet?
Makrosian_Tae: @ArkhamArchivist Also Spracht Zarathustra intensifies
Dmc3628: and now opening credits
blip2004: oh ok, I didn't think it started with that fight
Proudboar: Leon forgot how to open doors like a normal person after Spain
RandomTrivia: WTF is this Spiderman 2 opening BS?
Goblinsinsuits: spider man credits lets go
Vyous: Spiderman intro?
SnowbirdMike: Jet Ski
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ashesandmochi: no
Laserbeaks_Fury: Meanwile, in a SPiderman opening
MilkInBag: yeah now I understand why they rebooted the franchise
TehAmelie: ooh, let's get up CLOSE in that giraffe crotch
Usquebaugh67: omg lol
Styxseus: This is all I remember and more :D
hexy_lexy: this game sucks! this game sucks! this game sucks!
ashesandmochi: that LOGO
saucemaster5000: early 00's superhero movie credits?
fastlane250: LUL
Sogheim: I'm sorry, giraffe?
missmlo: Pog
MegaDosX: "Well. I'm going to make use of this." - the giraffe, probably
itira: Evening everyone!
ChippTunes: What a terrible giraffe
The_Myrddraal: !quote 420
HundreydAundre: Oh, look. An Obelisk embedded to this room. Not conspicuous at all...
plummeting_sloth: oh, bless this mess
Ba_Dum_Tish: How did no one see that before publishing it
Dmc3628: 4 campaigns your choice
wynternyghtynggale: no its the giraffe trying to do tricks in a jetski
Decaped: Beyond the Brisson Rift
TeacherSeanTV: 4 campaigns this gonna be awhile
Dmc3628: see
franzincolor: From State Farm?
Darth_Litigious: Help me step-giraffe I'm stuck
Ballistic_Meatball: from state farm?
chefryto90: The total dispair in Adam face feeds my soul. Kappa
InkyGhoast: I recommend just going down the list
GDwarf: You can do every campaign eventually
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nope
MadmanOreo: jake from state farm
Dog_of_Myth: Jake from State Farm
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jake is new
EvilBadman: Nope. That's Carlos
Mr_Horrible: iirc Jake is new
OmnipotentTrevor: I think you have to do all 4, this is just picking the order
GDwarf: This is Jake's debut
Lord_ZYRK: JAKE THE SNAKE JAKE THE SNAKE
0x6772: Great news, Adam: you can REPLAY this GREAT game 3 times!
plummeting_sloth: you haven't seen him yet in an RE game
raulghoulia: that was carlos
TheTekkieman: Jake is entirely new to this one.
OmnipotentTrevor: Jake will get explained
MegaDosX: Jake is also voiced by Troy Baker
Phailhammer: Don't start with Ada's.
monakai: He's got a d a r k past
Saintnex: Nope Jake is a new character
MilkInBag: pick your poison, Adam
GDwarf: They all have different stories
itira: LeOn! HaLp!
Musicsquid: Jake is [spoilers] but he has the beta campaign imo
I_Am_Clockwork: I thik your suposed to play them top to bottom
circusofkirkus: LeOn
InkyGhoast: Jake i new to this game which sucks because there's a character who IS from a previous game in that campaign and it would have made more sense to advertise HER
MilkInBag: Chris Angel
KeytarCat: Like timesplitters
Graham_LRR: Start with Leon for a new game
ashesandmochi: does chris get jill at least
OmnipotentTrevor: I think it was Jake who gets a good sidekick.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Rely on advice from G
theleerm: himbo! himbo! himbo!
plummeting_sloth: you need to lead into how much swoller Chris has become
InkyGhoast: Top to bottom makes the most sense plot wise. and considering the plot in this game......
LordZarano: "The game also features a four-player co-operative mode."
Countzeroor: Didn't Graham stream this game when LRR first started streaming on Twitch
EvilBadman: Serious ONLY
Mr_Horrible: it's actually Chris Greenfield; Chris Redfield passed peacefully in his sleep sometime after RE5 Kappa
TehAmelie: Ada is kind of superheroey as i recall. her grappling hook movesstrains suspension of disbelief "in the context of all this"
Rhynerd: Ada was made for single player but tacked in a co-op partner, IIRC.
ashesandmochi: oh hey graham
Proudboar: The more I see him, the more Leon looks like DMC5 Dante
Juliamon: Countzeroor Sure did
OmnipotentTrevor: You can click on the other three to see who their partners are
Makrosian_Tae: Infinite ammo? On!!
plummeting_sloth: G's stream gave us Professor Vault
Phailhammer: Oh, you can change that. It was greyed out when I played. :D
MilkInBag: infinite ammo 👀
Jean_Jacques_EB: don't allow agent hunt
SnowbirdMike: Agent Hunt? Isnt that Mission Impossible.
mitomanox: thats a long elevator ride
Phailhammer: @plummeting_sloth I still remember all the names. :D
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Jean_Jacques_EB: nope it is another player controlling a monster
Tiber727: Leon is angry you're taking so long.
Saintnex: Yup they just let you have infinite ammo if you want... how spooky lol
ButterBall000: Ben might need to do the tutorial as well.
CaptainSpam: Does Network Selection have an option for "Friends"?
Luminaire_p: Is "Agent Hunt" matchmaking?
Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger Congrats
Kramburger: ty
x0den: agent hunt sounds like dark souls multiplayer
TehAmelie: remember when Resident Evil invented the genre we call survival horror? what a time
plummeting_sloth: I mean, look, this game is the opposite of spooky so I'm 100% down with it being "Do you just want to have this be an action movie with unlimited ammo??"
SnackPak_: With special guest Ben!
mitomanox: as an english teacher, I have to say I LOVE Ben's pronunciation and speech rhythm
Makrosian_Tae: @Kramburger I'm going to assume that's big and healthy. Congrats!
plummeting_sloth: oh man, I forgot, this starts off with a bang
plummeting_sloth: you begin literally by killing the undead president
Electrodyne: Can we talk more about Savigran's attic some time
MegaDosX: Where even is Raccoon City?!?
TehAmelie: suddenly remembering all of the The Weapon crapshot series
MegaDosX: WHAT
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TheInnsanity: LOL
raulghoulia: President Evil
OmnipotentTrevor: Leon you know what a zombie is
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica
Kramburger: @Makrosian_Tae she's in like the 60th% pecentile and 90th% for heoight, she's both Big AND Healthy
RandomTrivia: WHAT
ashesandmochi: NOOO
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get down mr President
YawnLance: There it is
franzincolor: YOOOOO
ButButTheJesus: THERE IT GOES
SnackPak_: A giant lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: it's BAAAAAD FBtouchdown
GDwarf: This game is *amazing*
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
HugeCandySquids: LUL
EvilBadman: Not Ashley's DAD
Seth_Erickson: Mr. President don't do this NotLikeTHis
BusTed: Starting strong.
MegaDosX: That's three "this game sucks" in the first 45 minutes
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is how it STARTs
Seth_Erickson: NotLikeThis
plummeting_sloth: RE6, President Evil
InkyGhoast: Don't make me do this mr zombie president
ashesandmochi: SabaPing
ButterBall000: It's soooooo baaaaad but soooo fuuuuun!
mochabeanie: cue "And stay down Mr. President"
lyropithic: Are you a bad enough dude to murder the president?
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
YawnLance: Get Presi-dunked, nerd benginDab
NightValien28: why do game companies think the world or anyone cares if the president dies
InkyGhoast: rip strimmer
monakai: Congratulations, you're a terrorist
Kramburger: Now stomp on the body so he drops loot
Mr_Horrible: huh, so *this* is the future if Adam becomes president? sofieThink
Randoplh: if youa re dead, you can't play the game
TehAmelie: i see our gunfighting is heavily influenced by the school of "cocking your gun at the enemy repeatedly to give them cancer"
OmnipotentTrevor: If Adam is the president several things have gone terribly wrong
mochabeanie: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Omthebox: FBtouchdown
zimmercj: @mitomanox I’m a linguist and people find it weird when I say I listen to people because I like their way of speaking. Glad to know I’m not alone.
Countzeroor: remember when President evil was an April Fool's joke in EGM?
GhassanPL: Gag me with a spoon Mr President!
mulligan2six: Got that stubble going on...
Proudboar: Mr President.... YOU'VE BEEN LIBERATED!
Tiber727: This is really going to complicate Ashley's crush on you.
NavelWarfare: @omnipotenttrevor Or terribly right
Trashweazel: this game is bonkers
SnackPak_: Adam's character is president now, right?
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie "I was pointing my gun as hard as I could!"
Masslost: so I guess Leon failed his job
Mr_Horrible: "It was a secret"
baronsamedi23: RIPCheer50 congrats adam by law of combat you are the new president
Glaciopolimer: MEESTER KENEDY
plummeting_sloth: now you need to kill the Vampire Vice President and the Werewolf Speak of the House
Luminaire_p: lumina1Wat
TheInnsanity: "we shot the president"
NavelWarfare: @loadingreadyrun So Adam, what was your first decision as US president?
mulligan2six: Well... We shot the president...
Bearudite: uhhhhh wellllll
RandomTrivia: WELP
Decaped: I hope French cultists return in RE8
itira: freedom@
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
CaptainSpam: "Well, the President's dead and we pulled the trigger. How've you been?"
Mr_Horrible: Leon, maybe some context first
hexy_lexy: WHAT
Mr_Horrible: just maybe
MegaDosX: Woooooooow
Usquebaugh67: Such a straight arrow
Randoplh: WHAT
ashesandmochi: i'm dying
fastlane250: the president has been shot
matthaus_c: you did this to yourselves
RandomTrivia: This is gonna be such a ride
monakai: Ah, SUPER treason it is then
Blade_Tiger: This game is SO BAD oh my GODS
mitomanox: @zimmercj you are not. BTW LRR provides a collection of voice delicacies (I hope this doesn't sound weird LOL)
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is 100% cheese
The_Color_Twelve: these camera zooms
GhassanPL: Hey, Leon is just excited about the fact that he knows the president :P
raulghoulia: Man do I enjoy Resident Evil 7
Kramburger: Are you a Bad Enough Dude to Shoot the President?
wynternyghtynggale: wait was that ashleys dad
Tiber727: Leon, you really need to learn how to give a report.
GenericHerooo: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: oh... well I guess giraffe fellatio is better than constant casual racism anyways :p
The_Myrddraal: Zoom. Shaky Cam! Dramatic panning!!!
mochabeanie: holy fucking cuts
franzincolor: resident evil 6.5: the second term
plummeting_sloth: the Fae Pro-Tempore of the Senate
ashesandmochi: holy shit this dialogue's gonna make me collapse into a secondhand embarrassment accordion
Trashweazel: this game just gets more insane as it goes, and it starts at Batshit levels of insane
jboogie247: YES I’ve been so excited for this playthrough!!!!
Mr_Horrible: I want Salazar like a fuckin' Arnim Zola computer code face
Kramburger: NOW KISS
zimmercj: So that’s how they sold North Dakota to lrr lrrADAM
TheInnsanity: DIDN'T THEY ALREADY HAVE THAT CONVERSATION
Bearudite: Look at John Wilkes DOOF over here
x0den: now we will never know what would our first zombie presidency would have looked like
InkyGhoast: but that would mean bringing back fun villains
mochabeanie: pan. cut. zoom. repeat
Mr_Horrible: just talking shit for 5 minutes
MAPBoardgames: I think I'm only about 20 minutes late, I feel like I missed good stuff already.
Proudboar: Imagine if this worked on Highlander rules
The_Myrddraal: Come with me if you want to live
Laserbeaks_Fury: Come with me if you want ot plot
Proudboar: And now LEON is the president!
splatty1: ahhhhhh yeah, RE6 time
matthaus_c: Leon won the title of president in single combat
Kramburger: "Find me five teenagers with attitude"
Mr_Horrible: "Huh, you got taller, Salazar"
NullColaShip: Leon, please stop killing presidents - this'll be the fifth president-shooting report I've had to file this month!"
Tiber727: @Proudboar You kill the president, you become the president?
MitchTheQuaker: oh hey thats laura bailey
Luminaire_p: Go go Evil Rangers
CaptainSpam: "Hang on, Leon, I need to send a tweet."
Manae: Wow, they named her Bengineering!
plummeting_sloth: Thankfully America passed the 31st amendment, concerning sucession upon the zombification of the President
Usquebaugh67: Swipe left... swipe right
YawnLance: Wait yeah, is Leon president now?
Makrosian_Tae: @Proudboar Highlander, but there can only be one Zombie. Every zombie comes together to fight in an epic tournament, and the quickening makes them steadily more poewrful
Masslost: wait wait wait did they make Leon and her a knock off of law and order criminal intent?
raulghoulia: and youre secret service
hexy_lexy: welcome to President Evil
Proudboar: He was liberated!
LordSaphni: selfie with the dead prez?
TheInnsanity: I wish it pulled punches
plummeting_sloth: fuckin' Millennial Secret Service, am I right?
Decaped: This feels very 24
Luminaire_p: Roger
plummeting_sloth: it definally should ahve pulled some punched
The_Myrddraal: @plummeting_sloth Does the shooter win the presidency?
mochabeanie: horror!
beckett_brass: @hexy_lexy Hello.
ContingentCat: the fucking president? So Clinton?
itira: Oh no.. the spoops!
plummeting_sloth: it should have retired those boxing gloves
Kramburger: No further questions
ButButTheJesus: uh oh spookums
hexy_lexy: @beckett_brass hey friend
Mr_Horrible: that's actually from his jelly sandwich lunch
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Are you a Bad enough dude to shot the President?"
Proudboar: Look, Mr President just 'Became one with Democracy.' Just like a Jedi
matthaus_c: I have this stream on my medium screen and a vod of Adam's Demon's Souls PiF on my big screen, I wonder if that says something about me
HundreydAundre: What a mystery this is...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh god I am remembering how much G died in this.
MegaDosX: Oh that's unfortunate
EvilBadman: How's it feel to kill Ashley from RE:4's dad
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
plummeting_sloth: Juice!
Kramburger: Now we jetski away down the reflecting pool
hexy_lexy: ADAM PLZ
BusTed: 🥴
HundreydAundre: >_<
InkyGhoast: ADAM
Seth_Erickson: Mr. President it seems like only yesterday I was shooting you in the head BibleThump
Makrosian_Tae: Omg, somebody clip thi and tag Justin. He'll love this
ashesandmochi: PFFFFFTTTT
plummeting_sloth: The President was killed for ending Munch Squad
jboogie247: LMAOOOO
Bearudite: thats Justin HOOPS McElroy to you
Mr_Horrible: I was the President's first unbirthday
EvilBadman: Wait, which justin McElroy
Lord_ZYRK: It's the President's birthday MiniK
Mr_Horrible: y'know, because zombie, and all
Kramburger: Maybe it's new brother Ron 'Funches' McElroy
MegaDosX: It was the President's birthday today. You killed him on his birthday.
Lithobraker: So wait, is this the same president who's underage daughter flirted with us?
itira: for the whole game
matthaus_c: are you telling me balloons aren't naturally occurring?
ButButTheJesus: ORB
MAPBoardgames: lrrCIRCLE RB
Makrosian_Tae: Orb is my favorite horse from the Kentucky Derby :)
MagicalAttackGecko: O R B
YawnLance: The orbs are instanced apparently
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh yeah, we live in a world where we have to specific about what Justin McElroy we're talking about
cuttlefishman: Howdy, is this the giraffe one
hexy_lexy: lrrCIRCLE
beckett_brass: @cuttlefishman Hello
0x6772: But can you *shoot* the balloons?
Manae: Is there a balloon % speed run to finish this level with a balloon?
CaptainSpam: Are those supposed to be balloons? With, like, three-inch-thick rubber?
Mr_Horrible: lithobraker I have no confidence we haven't just *burned* through heads of state since RE4, given how competent the government and its agents appeared there :p
Seth_Erickson: shut up Leon
ButButTheJesus: @cuttlefishman yup
hexy_lexy: THANKS TIPS
MegaDosX: It is
neisan2112: It is
CyberColossus: it is
hexy_lexy: yeah, its Mercer
Usquebaugh67: Helena is Laura Bailey too
neisan2112: And Laura Bailey
mitomanox: it is
Thisbymaster: mat voices everything
MegaDosX: Matt Mercer is Leon and Laura Bailey is Helena
Mr_Horrible: "Sounds like Matt Mercer." "There's a reason for that."
Tiber727: You shoot them in the shin, and then suplex them.
cuttlefishman: Have we seen the giraffe yet
plummeting_sloth: god bless him getting a paycheck for this
cuttlefishman: when do they appear in the game
beckett_brass: Oh no.
CaptainSpam: Well, crap, they found it. Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: 👍
Stormthius: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Praise FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Welp, there goes Adam's chances of every guesting on Crit Role
EvilBadman: Adam - Which Justin McElroy did you mean
InkyGhoast: Rubber arm!
KeytarCat: I know this map from RE:Rev2
Styxseus: :D
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
BusTed: SeemsGood
itira: oh no
circusofkirkus: those arm animations tho
Usquebaugh67: critroleTouchdown
ladylinzington: smooth as butta
beckett_brass: We have found the new C'mon
MegaDosX: You've got fuckin' gumby limbs
DeM0nFiRe: 👍 👍 👍
Styxseus: CHRIS!
yalc321: XD
Mr_Horrible: "Good job streamer"
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: what if both characters are matt mercer
StarlitGhost: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: that's a Death Stranding level of thumbs up
Kramburger: TOUCH JUNK
mitomanox: HSWP lrrBEN
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HortonFearsACoup: "Remember when I shot the president in the fucking face?" -Adam Savidan 2021
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jessieimproved: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LidofLoathing: woah, ok, that
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: um???
matthaus_c: !adult
LidofLoathing: that's forward
rasterscan: !tos
snowmonkey99: Horror Games!!!
hexy_lexy: IM HOWLING
YawnLance: It's what the president would have wanted
lyropithic: Hold B to stranger danger
ashesandmochi: OHMYGOD
Usquebaugh67: Which one is the giraffe?
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ChippTunes: Find that giraffe and get a REAL party going
Mr_Horrible: "And so the world fell to ruin"
mochabeanie: seabatNogood
RayFK: You're Scorpion
MegaDosX: Your arms just go entirely boneless when you emote, it's really unsettling
itira: wtfffff lolol
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Bearudite: this isnt a pool its a bathtub
matthaus_c: Leon! it's Roger1
ashesandmochi: those are some long arms
franzincolor: "you go first" "no you go first"
mitomanox: that's why i watch streams
Kramburger: ROGER
TeacherSeanTV: LOL
GhassanPL: Dang, now I can't unhear Matt and Laura
wynternyghtynggale: welcome to the next few weeks XD
plummeting_sloth: as long as you don't have to deal wiht gameplay, this game is wonderful
jboogie247: Lmao welcome to the highlight feel
Makrosian_Tae: Oh, I am not missing a SECOND of this. I've been waiting for this my whole life and didn't even know it LUL
TomfooleryFox: Adam laughing at the goofs is my favourite
hexy_lexy: im already light headed from laughing
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StreetRach: OMG. Two whole years! Glad I could celebrate it on RE6 day. Also, COME ON. COME ON.
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KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy :O How is the wonderful you?
glencon: Please stop making me laugh so hard, I'm trying to drink water and this stream is making this once-simple feat impossible!
ArkhamArchivist: Okay, but imagine if the second player actually did play as Ashley, but she still only had the crawling and hiding powers from RE4
baronsamedi23: @LoadingReadyRun when you have the ability run and aim
Kramburger: Finally bringing FREEDOM to America
glencon: JK, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
Usquebaugh67: Leon: critroleHdywtdt
TomfooleryFox: Watch + Nope
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gotta add at least 20% more freedom
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat if i die tonight, know that i died from laughter
raulghoulia: Salazar has a twin
TStodden wonders if Tom Nook's hometown was Raccoon City... lrrBEEJ
jboogie247: I just played Arkham Knight and Mercer voices Robin so when Leon talks all I hear is Robin
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF
Mr_Horrible: Ramon Saladbar, the OTHER castellan from a remote region of Spain
MAPBoardgames: The chair has been liberated.
mitomanox: the balloons are lasting
mitomanox: good quality balloons
Masslost: so the character ben is playing is voiced by Laura Bailey aka Rayne and of critical role fame interesting
ButterBall000: That moment when you realize Leon liberated the President
plummeting_sloth: I'm just mad this game wasn't set in Racoon city's neighbor, Possum Town
cuttlefishman: What is with that tripod for that speaker
cuttlefishman: it's messed
RayFK: Charcuterie's nuts
wynternyghtynggale: you mean adult lunchables
ashesandmochi: some Fud
Bearudite: olive loaf
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is that an aspic?
cuttlefishman: Looks like a terrine?
InkyGhoast: sammiches
mitomanox: gib chimkin
Lord_ZYRK: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I was about to ask the same
hexy_lexy: @RayFK boo! :P
raulghoulia: big champagne
InkyGhoast: take the champagne
jboogie247: Nice
SCHLORMPH: Gurawa? Shark-Cute-ery?
ashesandmochi: "i can't right now"
ButButTheJesus: @RayFK gdi
itira: watch out for raptors
CaptainSpam: Man, this is all the action we missed because Graham did his run solo... :)
MAPBoardgames: Shufflecats?
MegaDosX: You open the door and there's a jetski behind it
wade32323: Love that you mercer's voice
MAPBoardgames: OK. Now you can shoot.
gamercat88: i drove a jet ski once, i can go real fast
InkyGhoast: don't shoot yet?
matthaus_c: and you're suddenly playing Assetto Corsa
TStodden: OK... shoot now...
Mr_Horrible: what, the old movie?
jboogie247: It’s you’re oldest brother Justin McElroy
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I don't think its premiere was *that* unexpected
jboogie247: *your
Ba_Dum_Tish: So why didn't Leon or Helena see this fog?
itira: Leon's lips are so... glossy
InkyGhoast: oh by the way his pathing can be buggy. like restart from last save buggy. be careful
matthaus_c: kid zombie kid zombie kid zombie
GrizzmastahFlex: Hey, social distancing Leon, this is a pandemic!
MyBuddySuperfly: LIZ
Mr_Horrible: Benjamin
RayFK: Liz-sten
matthaus_c: gdi ben
RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
Bearudite: ffs
Seth_Erickson: IT all comes full circle
hexy_lexy: BENJAMIN ULMER
KeytarCat: OOFA
CaptainSpam: BENJAMIN ULMER YOU STOP RIGHT THERE
plummeting_sloth: "Is this your daughter?" "Nah, it's some streamer I've become attached to"
Seth_Erickson: the universe tie in we were waiting for PogChamp
fastlane250: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: That joke is on par with RE6
Orgmastron: Dammit Liz?
Makrosian_Tae: Does Helena have bell bottom pants?
SnackPak_: oontz oontz oontz
RayFK: Christ it's like the Dark Souls sword thing
mitomanox: the macarena
baronsamedi23: JA-SON
matthaus_c: "I don't think you're taking searching for my daughter seriously..."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: CIA training paying for itself
ashesandmochi: flopflopflopflopflopflopflop
StreetRach: Y'all are having way too much fun with this. Ha ha.
chaostreader: Do either of them have any bullets?
BusTed: Health code violations galore.
itira: shoooot
MAPBoardgames: Anyone want to put a bet down on Liz being a zombie already?
ChippTunes: big monke shoot the zombi
TehAmelie: i would not even blink if Damnit Liz showed up in this game
neisan2112: OH those are NYC Rats
mochabeanie: ah new york
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow and this place was hosting the prez
matthaus_c: holy shit these rats are huge, what is this, skyrim
theleerm: no eggs!
Tiber727: He's trying to save his daughter. Please take this seriously.
neisan2112: Big mfs
Randoplh: and they where hosting a party here?
Mr_Horrible: these rats here for the party
Laserbeaks_Fury: That was the head chef!
A_Dub888: How the hell did the president's health team not catch this?
GenericHerooo: lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: Pull the fire alarm you coward!
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your bone in the zone.
matthaus_c: since birth, yes
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:43.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Head mounted flashlights
Tiber727: @Mr_Horrible No, they're the chefs. It's Ratatoiue 2.
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (47m ago).
Stormthius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
ArkhamArchivist: Reach up to your head and feel for your flashlight right now
Ba_Dum_Tish: At least they don't have batteries
ArkhamArchivist: It's always been there
GenericHerooo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
partsofmanny: no you out them on right now for some reason
ashesandmochi: leon refuses to take ladders but he can't jump over chairs
matthaus_c: if you're not born with a flashlight on your head, how will you see in the dark
baronsamedi23: while running aim for some dumb crap
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: getting his steps in
Mr_Horrible: Tiber727 so is the *rat* the zombie in this one, or are they *piloting* a zombie?
Lord_ZYRK: Breathe, Ben. In through your nose, out through your mouth.
StreetRach: Him stuck
CaptainSpam: RE6: Proving once again that just because you don't have music in long sections of the game doesn't mean you have a horror game.
partsofmanny: lol npc broke
TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Colors of the world are on your fingertips.
MyBuddySuperfly: NPC wants table
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Textureless donuts
plummeting_sloth: ahh, the all powder donut
CaptainSpam: Ah, the powdered toroid.
gamercat88: an onion ring
BirkaBirkowski: Leon Kennedy can backflip through death lasers and kick peoples' faces off, but cannot walk over an overturned chair
ashesandmochi: is it missing its textures
Makrosian_Tae: Ahh, the rare albino donut. Delicacy of the west
neisan2112: Thats a BIIG hole
Lord_ZYRK: They're decorative porcelain donuts
mitomanox: @CaptainSpam precisely
Lithobraker: That's a WIDE hole donut
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splatty1: triple barrel shotgun
Rhynerd: Now you’re in the past, where less guns exist
MegaDosX: I got two guns, one for the each of ya
Tiber727: @Mr_Horrible Piloting. You gotta up the stakes. First time around, a rat was a health code violation. Now, it's a rat piloting a zombie!
TStodden: Plaster-flavored Donuts...
matthaus_c: Undead-tatouille
GenericHerooo: xD
BusTed: Vigo the Carpathian
Nightecho06: Oh is it happening, are we protecting the president
RandomTrivia: Ben, are you SURE that isn't a hand grenade? :D
Rhynerd: Oh, right, Leon can turns his one pistol into two pistols
DirgeNovak: Resident Evil: Man Fellating Giraffe!
Bearudite: vigo
Lord_ZYRK: He is VIGGO
Laserbeaks_Fury: It is VIGO!
Makrosian_Tae: Vigo
ladylinzington: He is Vigo!
saucemaster5000: Viggo the carpathian
plummeting_sloth: well, time to just put a hole in the head of every coprse, just in case
neisan2112: WHy are they cowering at the lightning??
Natedogg2: Are those balloons bullet proof?
ladylinzington: you are like the buzzing of flies to him
Lithobraker: Nightecho06 uhh... about the president..
ChippTunes: Viggo the Mortensen
Blade_Tiger: Vigo the Mortenson
cuttlefishman: Ben not having seen Ghost Busters 2 is like Adam not having seen Shrek
DiscordianTokkan: 'Tis
cuttlefishman: just like it
mochabeanie: he is the key
MAPBoardgames: It looks like Adam has a poker app on the overlay behind his head.
TehAmelie: Vigo the car pet Ian
mulligan2six: Cool game!
Lithobraker: neisan2112 I think donuts used to be have holes that big, but like 70 years ago.
toomanybears: soooooooft loooooooooock
NightValien28: shoot the chair?
RetroHibiscus: Is Leon holding two guns?
InkyGhoast: you might need to reload
Makrosian_Tae: Roll credits
Nightecho06: oh my gosh Adam can just set Ben to follow?
RandomTrivia: Welp
plummeting_sloth: well... honesty this would be an improvement over the rest of the game
InkyGhoast: this guy's pathing is baaaaaaad
InkyGhoast: you basically need to watch him like a hawk
Tiber727: In RE4, you ran from a robot statue of Salazar. This time, you run from animated Statue of Liberty.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wow, this isn't even the "badness" that I wanted you guys to see.
dranoshis: ah yes, the chair boss
A_Dub888: Leon "Two Guns" Kennedy
matthaus_c: does the game not know you two are trying to put on a show
RandomTrivia: RE6 confirmed sucks LUL
BirkaBirkowski: Leon can kick a man's face off but can't slightly move a man to the left
InkyGhoast: this happened to another streamer i watch, but he's also known for glitches so it was expected
e_bloc: suns out guns out
Nightecho06: something something giraffe in the logo?
plummeting_sloth: kick the man to freedom
ashesandmochi: how's he just STUCK
dslucia: super rad that the game has already broken katesLol
Lithobraker: shoot hime
GenericHerooo: xD
RandomTrivia: It took how long?
RandomTrivia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:06.
CaptainSpam: Great first impression, game!
neisan2112: Supersan4!
RandomTrivia: Yeah that seems about right
trojenturtle: great game
Makrosian_Tae: SHOOT HUUURRRR
Ba_Dum_Tish: The quality you should expect from RE6
MAPBoardgames: GotY!
Usquebaugh67: Clap Clap
BirkaBirkowski: Super Man 6
MegaDosX: Less than an hour into the stream and the game broke, cool game!
Ba_Dum_Tish: How much did this cost you to buy Ben?
Gildan_Bladeborn: So glitches aside, this early section of the game - on the face of it - SEEMS like it's firmly in "classic Resident Evil" territory.
trojenturtle: small indie game
Lithobraker: Oh, what's the current streaming PC desktop background?
HortonFearsACoup: How's that Tim's?
Tiber727: I still like how Leon is annoyed at being in this game.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then... much like an ogre, you peel back the layers upon layers of increasing stupidity.
Makrosian_Tae: Indie small. Indie small. Indie large.
KeytarCat: would friendly fire have helped?
matthaus_c: you get to relive shooting the president, cherish it
e_bloc: Adam. . . I'm sorry
baronsamedi23: iirc this game is very limited when it comes to none enemy npc's and enviroment
Makrosian_Tae: Yes
Nightecho06: OH El Presidente once said "via el spidero gigante"
MAPBoardgames: This GAME has some sins to confess.
Duwani1: yes
Usquebaugh67: Yes
kid_flashionable: okay I got here late and 100% unironically love this game, has it been terrible already gabberHorror
ButButTheJesus: yes
hexy_lexy: yes
Angreed66: correct
MegaDosX: Yes you are
CyberColossus: yep
theleerm: i think you are
Electrodyne: That needs to be on constant loop
Duwani1: matt mercer and laura bailey
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam... she has to show you the "special" cathedral.
CompletelyUnsure: Wow, turns out they did things before ruining 5e.
NavelWarfare: Because then you wouldn't believe her
CyberColossus: also in this game Troy Baker
beckett_brass: @kid_flashionable Yup. what's his face got stuck.
gamercat88: critroleMatt critroleHarp
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll never guess what's in it.
MegaDosX: Game also features Troy Baker as Jake
itira: hahaha
beckett_brass: @kid_flashionable Also, hello. Welcome to glitches
Electrodyne: "Adam... I'm sorry" over and over
plummeting_sloth: gravity, the scariest enemy
kid_flashionable: @beckett_brass OH NO
Natedogg2: Dad fell out of his chair agin!
Seth_Erickson: Mr. President get up
Seth_Erickson: we have places to be
Gildan_Bladeborn: Actually, you'll probably immediately guess what's in the cathedral.
Rhynerd: Is Nolan North here too?
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: Ah yes, great Ghostbuster villain Vigo Mortensen
RandomTrivia: Getting some sunken Titanic vibes from this room
kid_flashionable: @beckett_brass also thanks! I mostly lurk but I mean it's re6 so I gotta talk
Bearudite: this president is a sham I prefer president of the earth G
BirkaBirkowski: if you see one of them, block the table corners. its your best bet
Lithobraker: benginSpoop benginSpoop
plummeting_sloth: "If you see one them, aim for head. It won't make any difference and sometimes the head will pop off and something horrifying will come out of it"
Electrodyne: I'm curious, how many times did Ben watch Mr. Boogedy as a boy
Draynus: this party has bad lighting
GenericHerooo: lrrSPOOP
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ButButTheJesus: i'm remembering seeing Conan playing this
Seth_Erickson: yeah why is this place lit with only candles?
Electrodyne: or as an adult
ButButTheJesus: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
dranoshis: bring on the freedom
EagleAndWolf23: An add for paper plates popped up on another tab, and I was really confused when the voice actors changed so drastically.
Gildan_Bladeborn: But even knowing pretty much exactly what to expect (because of course you do, it's a Resident Evil game), believe me when I say that - eventually - the cathedral will indeed surprise you. Which seems like it really shouldn't be possible, given you're going to guess what's in it.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We need to fill all these zombies with freedom
MAPBoardgames: Follow... THE SHADOW!
BusTed: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
RandomTrivia: "Scum, freezebag!"
itira: skirt
hexy_lexy: FREEZEDOM
matthaus_c: follow shadow the hedgehog
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Shadow has a gun, it scans.
matthaus_c: also works an office job for the president and has a daughter @YawnLance :p
NightValien28: why is the unarmed npc taking point?
beckett_brass: @kid_flashionable So, any idea of how to make sure this guy doesn't get stuck on random geometry?
MAPBoardgames: Who? who? who?
toenolla: hey! who turned out the lights!
Electrodyne: brain bugs?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham was a big fan of the particular wrestling move that you can make Leon do a lot of (which I want to say was called a "bulldog").
plummeting_sloth: pathing, more deadly than any virus
Lithobraker: Chat, what was the name of the daughter from the previous game?
Lithobraker: please let it be Liz
GenericHerooo: What was the code ! for a phrase with certain word? >(
cuttlefishman: hahaha
thraximore: Did you guys have to restart cuz this NPC got stuck???
TeacherSeanTV: Good game is good
MegaDosX: Game pls
YawnLance: Sir, please.
mulligan2six: WHAAT!!!
Makrosian_Tae: NO EFFING WAY
MegaDosX: Can you push him out?
NightValien28: WHY
MAPBoardgames: Cross your fingers and pray to the gods of AI pathing.
RandomTrivia: Begs the question: Why does the NPC need a pathing algorithm in what ostensibly amounts to a CUTSCENE?!
ashesandmochi: WHAT
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
Styxseus: Oh wow
e_bloc: this game lol
plummeting_sloth: gotta put yourself there next time?
GhostValv: :\
Ba_Dum_Tish: Woooow
bv310: Solid game
Orgmastron: Game plz
matthaus_c: cheat engine? :p
JAGxTERRA: this a port?
CaptainSpam: How did we solve this last time?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Woooooow.
NightValien28: call graham?
hexy_lexy: Indie Game Studio, Capcom
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Because this makes for more suspense!
Draynus: Well we tried. On to RE7 then?
sydnius: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Try the section in single player?
theleerm: who playtested this!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just go on without him
mulligan2six: Well, thank you for joining Let's nope. See you next week!
CompletelyUnsure: can you try just going on to the next level and see if he warps?
InkyGhoast: you can't leave without him
JAGxTERRA: someone open a command terminal.
RandomTrivia: There's nothing for it but resort to Putt-Putt! lrrBEEJ
sasschad: Can you just go on without him?
HundreydAundre: What if you just... NOPE. Still Alive.
GhassanPL: @LoadingReadyRun Apparently waiting at the checkpoint for 2-3 minutes works
RandomTrivia: Or turn on noclip for NPCs LUL
NightValien28: omg
Styxseus: How is there a problem like this in the FIRST area?
JAGxTERRA: good time to riff
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait this is a common bug?
circusofkirkus: time to roll some ads :)
lyropithic: Yikes, Capcom
TeacherSeanTV: People are saying they searched Google for an answer, when they came back to game, he was moved up
beckett_brass: @Styxseus Very carefully
NightValien28: in this game, I would not be suprised
Ba_Dum_Tish: How was this not patched
matthaus_c: @Styxseus they expect most players to have dropped off by now Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Break time?
jonnykefka: hey lookit that time for your first ad break?
Angreed66: Time to riff about ads
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ad roll?
Styxseus: Hah :D
TeacherSeanTV: Break time ... good idea
InkyGhoast: choo choo time?
Seth_Erickson: @LoadingReadyRun just quote the simpsons Kappa
mulligan2six: Bring back the fruit train!
trojenturtle: wait how long has this game been out
NoNoobNo: dont worry, the game is the joke
RandomTrivia: Open the case!
jetpixi: Fresh outta Comedy
NightValien28: trojenturtle 9 years
embyrr_the_dragon: So, time to let the train out of the case?
GenericHerooo: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #7349: "I gotta change eyes." —Beej [2020-11-16]
HundreydAundre: Leave him. He may or may not be dead weight. (So much for human shield...)
sydnius: FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush
RandomTrivia: That's literally what the case was for, right?
matthaus_c: you could play monster hunter :p
unicornly: time for lala vid
SnackPak_: get your shit together, game
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Twenty.....nine year
ShaneLeeAtk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:05.
serith4086: I've never seen that happen before
ashesandmochi: god i hope it works because yikes
trojenturtle: ooof
embyrr_the_dragon: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #209: "The Dutch! Again!" —Adam [2007-07-14]
InkyGhoast: @GhassanPL is this the checkpoint they need to wait at
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't remember this happening to Graham (which is the only time I've seen this game played, prior to this).
Lithobraker: matthaus_c but monster hunter is actually scary sometimes, it completely goes against the premise of the stream!
TehAmelie: 9 years, which is an upside down bipedal giraffe getting a blowjob
the_walking: lrrFINE
InkyGhoast: this happened to protonjon who was also playing online co-op
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
GhassanPL: @LoadingReadyRun PCGW says that's the workaround, but it's not 100% verified so...: https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Resident_Evil_6#Leon_Mission_1-1_Co-op_glitch
GenericHerooo: !quote evil
the_walking: lrrHERE
Lithobraker: that seems like good advice
TehAmelie: !findquote giraffe
couldntpickausername: HAH I don't see the ads because I am giving LRR money already. So you lose LRR. Sucker.
embyrr_the_dragon: !advice
LRRbot: Attack dead creatures to absorb their meat.
GenericHerooo: !findquote evil
LRRbot: Quote #5615: "I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds." —Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
TheAlmightyCheddar: !quote ben
RandomTrivia: Welp, RE6 is somehow going even worse than we expected LUL
embyrr_the_dragon: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Gildan_Bladeborn: That list says "co-op" glitch. They may just have to switch to single-player for a bit to get past it.
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
TehAmelie: i'm not sure but twitch may count ads you don't see due to being subbed anyway
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GenericHerooo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box
GenericHerooo: xD
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
Randoplh: If that doesn't work try Fluffy Manager 5000, activate trainer and enable no clip. It applies to NPCs too, meaning he should run through the chair.
TehAmelie: it's boxes all the way in
Ba_Dum_Tish: A tale of gun and souls enternally bugged
NavelWarfare: Sweet
ContingentCat: !fart
LRRbot: The fanny beep!
DarkMorford: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
NightValien28: Randoplh won't he run out of bounds though?
matthaus_c: I wish RE5 had bugged like this in the first 5 minutes <.<
ContingentCat: oo lrl this week
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote bug
LRRbot: Quote #5423: "No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?" —Heather [2018-10-20]
Randoplh: i saw it on a forum apparently it worked
TehAmelie: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
DarkMorford: Jackbox tomorrow, nice
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
NightValien28: oh heck its lrl weekend
GenericHerooo: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #7271: "If you don't win, you're fired, also have fun." —Ben, as Graham [2020-10-09]
TehAmelie: yes, do a stretch chat
RandomTrivia: LRRbot needs the show override switching off, I think
GenericHerooo: Haha
RandomTrivia: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: Mine O'Clock (overriden)
Juliamon: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: Let's NOPE
LordZarano: !status
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote glitch
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
baronsamedi23: THAT KIDS STILL ON THE ESCALATORS
matthaus_c: twitch chat recommends raiding in WoW
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote buggy
LRRbot: Quote #5219: "This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring." —Alex [2018-08-01]
GenericHerooo: lrrHERE
cuttlefishman: it was 3hrs
cuttlefishman: why
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it was totally three hours
TehAmelie: i wonder, did that kid ride the escalator all the way around?
NavelWarfare: 3 hour ad break
MegaDosX: Was there a checkpoint before this one?
e_bloc: Corgo500 cool game
embyrr_the_dragon: Nope
matthaus_c: the checkpoint before this one was the president kill scene
drshellbell: This seems to show up in coop when you push the guy at all?
MegaDosX: Then I dunno
itira: i thought there was one when you picked up the dude in the room
RandomTrivia: Cool game!
MegaDosX: Graham was right, this game's warm ass
Styxseus: Can you try to occupy that spot so he cant get stuck? :P
TheWriterAleph: A Kingdom of Cards!
The_Color_Twelve: is that some kind of kingdom of cards?
Lord_ZYRK: I hear they are a Kingdom of Cards
SCHLORMPH: Hey. since you shouted it for 2 games already... Could We get a "THIS GAME SUCKS" since its literally broken?
baronsamedi23: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
e_bloc: that reminds me, I want to purchase a card from cardkingdom.com a kingdom of card for my commander deck
RandomTrivia: Hey Jordan, that's your cue to do a bit! lrrBEEJ
Seth_Erickson: Can't wait for my Collector Booster to come 👀
ButButTheJesus: A Kingdom of Cards!
Gildan_Bladeborn: A co-op glitch in your "nominally designed to be played in co-op" game that blocks progression in like the FIRST chapter is pretty dire.
Hadouken_lol_catz: ah re6 what a masterpiece Keepo
UnusuallyLargeMoth: man, Ben, I hear Cardkingdom dot com is a great place, why don't you tell us more about it?
Seth_Erickson: Box*
A_Dub888: The Duchy of Cardboard
gundamschwing: I hear they are an entire kingdom of cards
e_bloc: (cardkingdom.com/lrr)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Zombiekingdom.com a kingdom of braaaaaaiiinnnnnssss
InkyGhoast: ben you could be buying pokemon cards instead
TehAmelie: i like to think of cardkingdom.com as a domain of cards
matthaus_c: can it even be called a clean and well-lit place to storm out if it's run out of Grapeshot
cuttlefishman: can you say good job in single player?
Electrodyne: Card Kingdom removed my appendix and washed my car!
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie an commonwealth
Blade_Tiger: "You have some sins to confess?" me to the people who made this game
Lithobraker: still waiting for cardkingdom to update their strixhaven buylist :/
The_Color_Twelve: smart
RandomTrivia: Not yet you don't Ben
TehAmelie: a dot com
0x6772: It's gonna be awesome when prof gets stuck again on solo.
gualdhar: didn't you get paid to play pokemon yesterday?
cuttlefishman: Wheeler gets paid to play pokemon
plummeting_sloth: only Wheeler does
EvilBadman: Wheeler's not paying you for Is This Your Card?
jetpixi: It’s Guns O’Clock
CaptainSpam: Card Kingdom removed my appendix, fixed it, and reinstalled it with upgrades!
TehAmelie: ooh, the balloons float
TehAmelie: down there
NightValien28: not even wheeler gets paid LUL
d3fault1985: On steam comments it says to wait at initial checkpoint for a few minutes and let NPCs run ahead by himself.
e_bloc: wheeler actually pays for his time on the stream
Makrosian_Tae: He does it for love of the game
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie they ALLL float
BusTed: Now that you mention it...
TehAmelie: i predict every one of those balloons will pop and spawn a zombie
gamercat88: i liberate my memory of the zombie thing at Racoon
Gildan_Bladeborn: Down here we ALL float.
matthaus_c: totally forgot about applying rocket launcher to Mr. X
Ba_Dum_Tish: We all glitch down here
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is no longer getting paid after he died several times during the legends of runeterra tutorial
plummeting_sloth: Float we all, down here
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie floating zombie eggs
TehAmelie: Tim Curry should have played Yoda
e_bloc: I want a topdeck the halls but they're out of stock :(
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure this guy will lead a long and healthy life from this point forward.
Bearudite: well the stuff you want I assume is in high demand?
MegaDosX: One of the threads I found suggested one issue could be pushing through the level too quickly, so that would make sense if that's the case
matthaus_c: you know where the chandelier falls, you could just lead him there :p
comrade_cutesteww: When he says "wait don't shoot" You are supposed to blast him
Gildan_Bladeborn: If he gets stuck AGAIN, in single-player...
NavelWarfare: Only STX card I want is Tempting Contract
MAPBoardgames: funny?
ButButTheJesus: when you reload the game you get to remake all the jokes
cuttlefishman: A coward?
NightValien28: watch as he gets stuc
YeetTheRich_: !advice
LRRbot: Twist the table clockturn.
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
AmberLampLight: that's not the worst advice
Makrosian_Tae: Fbtouchdown
TeacherSeanTV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: YES!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN benginTry benginDab
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: \o/
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Styxseus: Progress!!!
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: duskth2HY
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
Randoplh: PogChamp
BusTed: As the NPC teleports back to the chair and gets stuck.
hillwitheyes: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: Ben takes control of Helena, guy immediately teleports back to the table
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: ooooh, mac-helena
Makrosian_Tae: Laheee
BusTed: Jason?
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I think I'd expect a hard ragequit if that happened :p
MAPBoardgames: JASON!
ButButTheJesus: Dammit Liz!
Electrodyne: This game is going to Helena handbasket
theleerm: @matthaus_c dont you give us those bad vibes /j
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not EVER enough Adam, is the answer to that question.
YeetTheRich_: snake? snake? snaaaake!
NavelWarfare: Welp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Very healthy man here
CompletelyUnsure: it was 2006, they didn't know
ButButTheJesus: COME TO DADDY
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yes, he's the very picture of health.
jetpixi: We ruin everything so
MAPBoardgames: Who's Liz's daddy?
Seth_Erickson: Daddy is a word that's been ruined only recently I feel like the last 4 ish years
matthaus_c: @theleerm hahahahahaha benginTraitor
gamercat88: 2012
franzincolor: I get that they needed a plot so it's not just "RAWR ZOMBIES" but how is this storyline any different from Finding Nemo
SquareDotCube: They're the same Kappa
NavelWarfare: I didn't see him use a fekkin' key
Randoplh: re7 is in 2017
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jetpixi: Hi-YAH
NightValien28: NO LEON he is not all right
TehAmelie: high kicks for days!
itira: LUL
BusTed: Hell yeah.
plummeting_sloth: gotta train to kick those pop flys
Gildan_Bladeborn: @franzincolor - oh this guy isn't "the story".
Ferisar: sick dmc game
Electrodyne: SAMURAI COP 2
matthaus_c: the most intimidating kid in school for sure
ButButTheJesus: I was mentally doing that in gym class
Gildan_Bladeborn: This guy? He's a momentary note IN the story.
Kramburger: Better than doing karate on the rugby field
cuttlefishman: And your mother is never embarassed by you now
cuttlefishman: ever
jetpixi: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which makes him being essential and causing a progress bug so annoying.
plummeting_sloth: Angels in the outfield < Ninjas in the Outfield
BusTed: Straight to VHS sequel to Angels in the Outfield.
Bearudite: T ball players can't even hit to the outfield
franzincolor: @gildan_bladeborn oooohhhhh, gotcha
ContingentCat: better than me picking dandylions while a soccer game goes on around me
Duwani1: you can fall backwards and wiggle
matthaus_c: _she's_ too old to be embarrassed? :p
Bearudite: she is used to it at this point
plummeting_sloth: But what if Adam got paid to do karate in the outfield
Lithobraker: Adam's mom will lay the smackdown on twitch chat.
saucemaster5000: Now the'yre not embarassed, just tired
jetpixi: She’s a cool mom
SquareDotCube: "I karate chopped that ball to the ground! Also OWWWW!"
MAPBoardgames: Profession: Internet clown.
Bearudite: Jan Savidan is A-OK
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can't wait for you to jump kick some zombies
MAPBoardgames: That's a BIG hand
Gildan_Bladeborn: In a just universe, you could just shoot this NPC and take the keys that he has.
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheWriterAleph: liz? you good?
JAGxTERRA: starting a petition to get Adam's Mom Mod on Adam's channel.
plummeting_sloth: also, at this point at the very least Leon knows exactly that's going to happen to the civilians here. Time to merc them
Gildan_Bladeborn: You really really should have shot her, yes.
InkyGhoast: found em
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure she'll be fine though.
GhostValv: no witnesses
InkyGhoast: we have to wait to give them their lead salad
BusTed: WutFace
itira: ^
thraximore: WutFace
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Favre_the_Undead: Fuck you face?
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Rhynerd: Place your bets: which one turns and eats the other?
Bearudite: THERE IT IS
thraximore: Every time :D
Makrosian_Tae: WutFace
itira: ITS BEEN A WHIIIILE
The_Myrddraal: PogChamp PogChamp
Bearudite: shut it down
rasterscan: Okay, where did that reference start?
Manae: Play the Nifleheim theme for the secret item!
Vezon46: are ya winnin son?
SquareDotCube: more like ResidentSleeper
GhostValv: just a lot of pianists
matthaus_c: trekking through vaguely mayan africa
Favre_the_Undead: Its been a while
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MAPBoardgames: There's no ivory in Africa.
Favre_the_Undead: I think it's a critical role reference
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon not immediately shooting these people, who are obviously infected and going to turn on him, is a stunning display of "plot-induced amnesia".
itira: hot
YeetTheRich_: i see no possible way where she becomes a zombie in the future
ContingentCat: @MAPBoardgames well not anymore
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like... he knows what's up (or SHOULD).
matthaus_c: Côte d'Ivoire is a lie? D:
TheWriterAleph: omnomnom
Gildan_Bladeborn: Why would you say that Ben? Is it because we're currently in an elevator?
TheWriterAleph: she coughs up an ear
Lord_ZYRK: "It's going to be okay" "But not for YOU *nomnomnom*"
baronsamedi23: eat the rich
matthaus_c: what an ugly cry
plummeting_sloth: LEON YOU'VE LITERALLY SEEN THIS 1000 TIMES. FIX THIS
itira: WutFace
BusTed: like an hors d'oeuvre at a wedding reception
Kramburger: She's been dead for 10 years
GenericHerooo: NomNom
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leon you know what is about to happen
e_bloc: spaghettios
itira: ewww
Bearudite: welp this gonna be a closed casket funeral
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leon, holding the "solution" to this problem in both of his hands, does nothing.
Lord_ZYRK: You ever cough so hard you blow a breaker?
cuttlefishman: Did... he become it?
YeetTheRich_: lrrCHKN
hesterbyrde: You'd think after all these zombie infections they'd know better than to let people grieve directly beside the corpse..........
NavelWarfare: Leon you just shot the president for being like this
OmnipotentTrevor: Didn't you both have flashlights?
MAPBoardgames: munch munch
Sogheim: that was fast
aClonedPickle: rule 303, leon
ashesandmochi: i can't say i was expecting a fade to black there
YeetTheRich_: nobody could have foreseen this
ContingentCat: it's time to munch..Squad!
GenericHerooo: NomNom
the_card_father: So it’s not stuck in my head at this second but what’s the song they always make versions of on LRR not the “In Cars” one. But the other one (not helpful I know.) but it gets stuck in my head fairly frequently.
NightValien28: she has been gone for the past 30 min leon you dingus
Lithobraker: So, question, how does the infection actually work? Do you just have to get bit? It can't be simple exposure otherwise Leon would get infected. Do you have to die before turning zombo?
Gildan_Bladeborn: How immensely surprising.
InkyGhoast: when you start to play resident evil 6/you hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks
glencon: The clear moral conundrum being presented here.
glencon: Never mind.
NavelWarfare: Instant karma
Blue_Anteater: @ContingentCat I want to munch!
matthaus_c: it's fine, he was coughing too when we found him
Bearudite: can't miss
franzincolor: because you didn't floss
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Which is why I hesitated. A lot."
Bearudite: that would have hit even in xcom
ContingentCat: @Blue_Anteater Squad!
GhassanPL: Fuggen Umbrella
Seth_Erickson: Yes otherwise how would the plot progress
thraximore: Because you're a /franchise/ :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game "could" have let you shoot them instead, sure.
Styxseus: Characters are very self aware about the game.
Blue_Anteater: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: ah yes spooky zombie game
MegaDosX: Spinkicks don't run out of bullets
plummeting_sloth: everybody was Zomb-fu fighting!
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
matthaus_c: please kill everything with combo spinkicks
Sogheim: so did zombie girl really eat oblivious dad's face?
glencon: Can't wait for the Ranged Spinkick upgrade.
ashesandmochi: scissor kick!
TheGreySeraphim: dont eat the rich, spin-kick them
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait zombies aren't allowed to be armed
NavelWarfare: Why does zombie have bat?
YeetTheRich_: how come one headshot kills her but not the other zombies?
matthaus_c: gotta spin kick the rich before you can eat them. shatter that windpipe
thraximore: He's no longer kicking, but you are
Uzumaki15: You guys are a bunch of dorks and I absolutely love it benginHeart
Lithobraker: The gate is down, that gate
RandomTrivia: LUL
Angreed66: the cutscene gate obviously
Sogheim: where'd they find the marker for that sign?
ButButTheJesus: oh look its adam and ben
matthaus_c: looks like a couple of frat guys to me, let em die
BusTed: Pretty shitty moshpit they have there.
AmberLampLight: you come across zombie survivors in a glass jar
Bearudite: lets see your best sign spinning
jetpixi: Good thing he had that sign
GenericHerooo: lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no. . . they've got Air Pods in WutFace
thraximore: They're wearing Air Pods
Bearudite: come on subway guy spin the sign
cuttlefishman: Was... Leon always Matt Mercer?
couldntpickausername: see, those people are actually fine with being zombies, the help they want is that their music cut out
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, we could SAVE those people who are clearly being eaten as we speak!
RandomTrivia: They obviously couldn't hear the zombies over how loudly they were waving the sign lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: sadly Zombies can't read and know they wanted help
NightValien28: cuttlefishman don't think so
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leon you have done this twice already.
matthaus_c: @cuttlefishman well I mean not always, but in this game
Makrosian_Tae: "The jetski is in the garage. Let's go"
ThingsOnMyStream: Why does that guy have a sign saying HELPL?
Lord_ZYRK: "Yo bro, I've got the perfect playlist on Spotify for running from zombies. I'll send it to you."
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is dramatic, and not stupid. You should feel moved by this plot.
plummeting_sloth: yeah, buckle up boys this is a LONG game
matthaus_c: this didn't look anything like Boleteria Castle
Mister_BlueSky: I just have played this but I don’t remember ANY of it.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a good thing Leon doesn't breathe, ever since his operation.
RandomTrivia: Also, hi Paul! lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Mister_BlueSky: must have*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh wait.
ThingsOnMyStream: It's quiet. Exactly the right amount of quiet.
rasterscan: This room gives me Bloodborne flashbacks.
in3iuki: So is this just your run of the mill bioterrorist zombie virus plot?
Orgmastron: Professor Vault!
sydnius: Fartmonsters?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, it's college.
MAPBoardgames: "You always say that, Frost. You always say 'I got a bad feeling about this drop'"
Rhynerd: So, should somebody try and tell Leon the odds?
plummeting_sloth: disection lab is LIT
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... that's why?
rasterscan: What
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, there are several more friendos.
Lord_ZYRK: She'll kick you apart! She'll kick you apart!
Rhynerd: Class is in Session!
satyropodobny: who's the clone?
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, that was another friendo.
ashesandmochi: wow that LEAP
MyBuddySuperfly: nice lesson, teacher
cuttlefishman: oh captain my captain
Makrosian_Tae: :O
MadmanOreo: (ben imediately on his phone)
BusTed: You're going to need a chair to sit down backwards on.
Usquebaugh67: LUL
matthaus_c: good luck with your debt
franzincolor: this game is unrealistic. if it really is a college, shouldn't all the zombies be eating ***?
saucemaster5000: It's even tacky to put that paper on the wall
YeetTheRich_: hey class, today we learn what to do with people who got bitten
ThingsOnMyStream: Leon dropping the truth bombs
Bearudite: nooooooooope
Rhynerd: Leon “Two Pistols” Kennedy is here to teach you stuff.
MAPBoardgames: GAining debt
Gaytanic_Panic: I PAID YOU MORE THAN THE CIVIL WAR COST AND YOU SPENT IT ALREADYé!
Mister_BlueSky: Be glad you didn’t lose more!
ButButTheJesus: oof .jpg
plummeting_sloth: think of it as an investment in your zombie future
GhostValv: 40k is pretty cheap for losing money :)
mulligan2six: But what about my masters degree? When does it become meaningful?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Think of it as going into massive, eternal, debt.
Bearudite: its a "learning experience"
itira: thats so... accurate.
plummeting_sloth: the associate Deans' vacation
TehAmelie: a little friendly fire never hurt no one
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure you won't regret those bullets shot for the sake of comedy in a minute.
YeetTheRich_: nice one ben
Lord_ZYRK: Dammit Ben, you beat me to it
BusTed: Thanks Moe
Makrosian_Tae: Hey, NGL that lighting engine is pretty solid
YeetTheRich_: LUL
plummeting_sloth: aah, I was just about that say that!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Lithobraker: lol, your professor is absolutely going to be an adjunct
Usquebaugh67: critroleTouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
jonnykefka: think of it as paying for the provost's vacation, because it sure ain't in the professor's salary
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: @plummeting_sloth and the benk guys on the intrest
ashiok_nightmare_moose: damn ben nice pull
ContingentCat: *bank
Bearudite: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: "break the wrist, walk away."
itira: Man, this game is so spooky LUL LUL
zimmercj: Ed Majors *cough*
BusTed: Remy didn't like it
GenericHerooo: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: next time, Ben
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
Bearudite: run it back
TehAmelie: we'll take it as read
ButButTheJesus: boorooroo!
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE ACTIVATE!!!
BusTed: tqsBORK
electra310: Nuka cola in there?
hesterbyrde: FULL BORKS AHEAD!
Makrosian_Tae: Borf
Usquebaugh67: OhMyDog
Sogheim: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
thraximore: borf
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, GOOD is in the name.
neisan2112: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
circusofkirkus: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Bearudite: remyyyyyy
YeetTheRich_: remy is like "noo you ruined the joke"
ButButTheJesus: brf
matthaus_c: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Ritaspirithntr: benginRemy benginRemy
itira: GOOD
BusTed: Spark Ginger for me.
Roger_Job329: benginRemy benginRemy
obionedrop: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
thraximore: Grape SPQR
flamewave7: dang, now I have to get good.
hesterbyrde: A spark ginger and jack for me please
BusTed: Why does Spark Ginger look like Miracle Gro?
itira: gdi Adam
GenericHerooo: !findquote dog
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Makrosian_Tae: LUL
blip2004: I went to Safeway today and they had Faygo for some reason
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RandomTrivia: @BusTed .........no reason
Haroldholmes25: this whole stream is comedy gold
Gaytanic_Panic: Funny. Spark Ginger is what I call Sheamus.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to get Good and Spark Ginger.
YeetTheRich_: this just in: kicking officially more effective than bullets
MAPBoardgames: @BusTed it tastes like Miracle Gro too!
matthaus_c: kicks are busted
The_Color_Twelve: inconMerica
ashesandmochi: at least the melee in this one is better than the last ones
Rhynerd: Spark Ginger is the name of my Original Pacific Rim Jeager
ashiok_nightmare_moose: You have selected POWER CHARGE might i suggest 'feather touch'
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think with just the 1 gun out Leon will do different wrestling moves.
plummeting_sloth: this is actually how the custodial staff wax all the decks
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
CaptainSpam: Professor Vault's class is in session again!
plummeting_sloth: welll, it is an American university
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The_Myrddraal: You can tell this is America because all of the corpses drop ammunition
itira: LUL so much progress being made
Bearudite: remember when this was a horror series?
Mudd_II: benginTry
Roger_Job329: seabatCHOICE
thraximore: Isn't this America? No further explanation needed
Duwani1: green herb and bullets
ButterBall000: Big steppy
GhostValv: wait for RE8 :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: You are discovering why Graham referred to Leon as "Professor Vault".
Makrosian_Tae: "Step on me Helena"
aClonedPickle: yeah this game has separate ammo spawns, take it all
ThingsOnMyStream: Remy needs to be trained to recognize scary points in the game so he knows when to slowly walk up behind Ben and bark
RandomTrivia: Just squat down to enter the menu LUL
MAPBoardgames: l33t sk1llz?
ashesandmochi: i love that to access your phone you crouch
Gildan_Bladeborn: You unlock those at the ends of chapters, yes.
Saintnex: Between chapters I think
Rhynerd: I think you need to buy skills between chapters
Randoplh: u wanna get step on? Be a zombie anf get stomp for free!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's kind of like a perk system.
Usquebaugh67: The President will know what to do
BusTed: 😬
YeetTheRich_: kyle hill made a video on what would actually happen if lady dimetrescu stepped on your face and it is basically exactly what happened to that zombie
baronsamedi23: adam you are the president now
hesterbyrde: I love that y'all are dealing with these zombies like they're cockroaches.
baronsamedi23: you keep what you kill
matthaus_c: he doesn't need a head to grab you
ButButTheJesus: was that the people's elbow
matthaus_c: you won the presidency through single combat
GhostValv: those are the rules :)
Pharmacistjudge: i'm sure the president...the best friend of the protagonist and very important person is completely alive and well in a horror game.
theleerm: it's santa rules!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Some of the skills are... EXTREMELY expensive, if memory serves.
TehAmelie: it's Necromonger rules now?
gamercat88: in this game we are potless (no potus here)
CyberColossus: n9
Micsig: It's recoil
NavelWarfare: What's your first decree, President Kennedy (not that one)?
MAPBoardgames: It's recoil drift
aClonedPickle: it alternates every shot because you've got guns akimbo
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's the "recoil", yes.
Duwani1: bullet sway
MechaKuuga: I think its gun sway
theleerm: im guessing?
TehAmelie: "don't shoot me"
The_Color_Twelve: inconTeeHee
GhostValv: FBTouchdown
CyberColossus: your aim Wavers because you're using 2 guns
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the game screwing with your multi-shot accuracy.
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Campus Krampus
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Roger_Job329: yes
RandomTrivia: If it's just sway why doesn't the whole crosshair move?! Wait, ever mind I think the answer is "because RE6"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kicking open doors is not a great way to be stealthy
GhassanPL: At least the "loading screens" are clever in this game
theleerm: jesus these menu's suck
TehAmelie: yeah if i was John F Kennedy i would simply declare shooting me was a crime and not allowed
plummeting_sloth: Paul Blart, Campus Cop
0x6772: Zombie bake sale!
YawnLance: We didn't wanna buy any of your snacks anyway
jetpixi: A very violent bake sale
ashesandmochi: leon tripping occasionally is weird
bv310: Gross
TheWriterAleph: cupcakes got some red on them...
Makrosian_Tae: Diane's having a moment thinking about her life choices
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RandomTrivia: Good lordy
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeye dual wield
RandomTrivia: *BORK*
BusTed: benginRemy
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
YeetTheRich_: benginRemy
SmoreThanAFeelin: benginRemy benginRemy
Ba_Dum_Tish: One Borky boi
plummeting_sloth: wow, vaulted the snack table and missed all the snaks
Kramburger: B O R K
neisan2112: benginRemy
Roger_Job329: aggressive bake sales person
Pharmacistjudge: Adam are you being a bad influence on Remy
ContingentCat: Say Hi to Remy for us
mochabeanie: benginRemy
ButButTheJesus: "Dad. I'm a dog. C'mon."
NavelWarfare: benginRemy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good ole' Professor Vault.
bv310: Oh man, that Remy emote is adorable
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy
ashesandmochi: zombie apocalypse picnic!
plummeting_sloth: ass waxed charcuterie
infinity_225: Turns out all you have to do to keep the spook boys happy is give them a table
Bearudite: charSCOOTerie
Rhynerd: Sandwiches and sushi.
Pharmacistjudge: if you slide your butt on a tray of sandwiches...they are all yours now right?
MegaDosX: Holy shit
plummeting_sloth: it's Peter Gabriel!
RandomTrivia: Excuse?
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
bv310: BODIED
Duwani1: aww back in college when you could steal food from functions - stolen food best food
Gildan_Bladeborn: Does Jake actually get to DO parkour? I seem to remember that being a thing.
hatboozeparty: cant it be both?
Kramburger: This game SUCKS!
Gildan_Bladeborn: He definitely does gymnastic stuff.
Haroldholmes25: pep rallies suck
7gorobei: juko chop
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is 100% Z grade.
hesterbyrde: If you love pep rallies you were clearly never in marching band =. XD
aClonedPickle: this game sucks but it's capcom so it sucks endearingly
Gaytanic_Panic: GO TIGERS
Rhynerd: Just wait until the end of this campaign
jonnykefka: Graham called this "the adventures of Professor Vault" back in, what, 2014? largely because of the vaulting interactions in this area
Pharmacistjudge: Go growlbacks!
Rhynerd: Beat Rutgers!
plummeting_sloth: or, OR... climb a fence with easy foot rests
Roger_Job329: tiger stripe ice cream anyone
Gildan_Bladeborn: This section of the campaign is the "lull you into a false sense of normality" stretch.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
ashesandmochi: OH
matthaus_c: not on purpose TM
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown
bv310: I miss Sheva and Roger already
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: great idea
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NanoDelta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
zimmercj: I actually
GenericHerooo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Insert the soul.
anyapants: yo wut up how are spoops
zimmercj: lold
jonnykefka: ~*~Immersion~*~
baronsamedi23: try running then aiming
TheWriterAleph: "Two Pistols" Leon: "It's hiiiigh noon..."
Rhynerd: So make you sprint less, I guess?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's so you know they'll come to life and attack you later (probably).
GhassanPL: Probably to make running risky
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game will - of course - not let you shoot them until they do that.
ButButTheJesus: @anyapants if you came here looking for spoops i got bad news
RandomTrivia: Welp
Duwani1: Put your healing in your tick tack box
aClonedPickle: store the herbs in your case. you can't just use herbs in this game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Helena why did you do that?
Rhynerd: Helena has alerted the Horde
TheWriterAleph: oh no fOOTBALL ZOMBIES
BusTed: She was just trying to go sequentially through all numbers.
Usquebaugh67: Everywhere
anyapants: @ButButTheJesus RIP
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also they're jumping in the other windows Adam.
GenericHerooo: !findquote key
LRRbot: Quote #2293: "On a Mac... on a Mac... NORMAL things happen when pressing the meta keys..." —Ian [2016-04-12]
gamercat88: man these intermural teams are bitey
plummeting_sloth: all the infected have a vested intrest in campus security
MegaDosX: !findquote spinkick
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Rats.
matthaus_c: this zombie has an AXE
SquareDotCube: I have questions about the proximity of this hall to the football field
aClonedPickle: you do have stamina
Makrosian_Tae: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
VoodontWoW: Don't comment on tripping in games; the Smash Melee purists will come out.
matthaus_c: oh no is this a dark soul
RandomTrivia: !quote 6109
LRRbot: Quote #6109: "Kick yourself in the butt!" —Bengineering, encouragingly [2019-06-15]
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, you can't spam melee. Or rather, THESE characters can't.
e_bloc: there's a scene like this in every RE
NanoDelta: Oh god that was so white
ButButTheJesus: jesus
MegaDosX: Wow, you fucking Pulp Fictioned her
DeM0nFiRe: That was something
ashesandmochi: RIGHT in the sternum
plummeting_sloth: just gave an encouraging punch to the chest
MAPBoardgames: Percussive first-aid?
hesterbyrde: I'm guessing that's supposed to be a syringe of adrenaline? In which case... WHY
dslucia: see, being able to spam melee would be fun, and we can't have that in this game
NavelWarfare: Leon is pure concentrated adrenaline anyway
Mr_Whyt: surprise zombies!
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
rasterscan: Why does a college campus have a giant door to bar?
plummeting_sloth: the health-maker
EdoardoZone: affordable
Usquebaugh67: You turn your leaves into tic tacs
KV1NN4: PUNCH your coworker int he tit, it's all cool, I guess
RandomTrivia: Gotta have that fresh breath for the zombie apocalypse LUL
Rhynerd: Yep. Healing items are tictacs in resident evil 6
aClonedPickle: if you tic-tac next to each other, your partner gets most of the benefit
matthaus_c: game sponsored by big pharma
groulux: Why does this office have a bar on it.....I think the coach is a creep
jetpixi: Leon’s getting a little clumsy
matthaus_c: that looks like a key
Usquebaugh67: Shoot it
prince_infidel: Shoot it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shoot it, and you get "collectible progress".
RobotInProgress: I wonder if you can trip yourself out of bounds...
dslucia: yeah you shoot them
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hidden emblem
Duwani1: shoot it
plummeting_sloth: congrates, you found the macguffin like in RE4
ashesandmochi: just leaving that giant thing in a desk drawer
ButterBall000: It's Leon's shooty things from RE4
matthaus_c: IT IS A KEY
VoodontWoW: Healthcare? We got Tictacs and chest punches
ashesandmochi: o-oh
YeetTheRich_: this is RE when i doubt always shoot it
jetpixi: The one time you are supposed to shoot random stuff.
Gildan_Bladeborn: He tripped backwards.
TheWriterAleph: parkour!
Usquebaugh67: You can shoot on the ground
ashiok_nightmare_moose: CQC!
RandomTrivia: This is god damn stupid LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: scoooty
matthaus_c: butt kart
Gildan_Bladeborn: John Woo style!
DeM0nFiRe: skootch skootch skootch
CompletelyUnsure: e m e r g e n nt
Styxseus: Crab Leon!
YeetTheRich_: HORROR game btw
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham had fun with this mode.
TehAmelie: look ma, no hands, all guns
itira: welp this is how youre playing the rest of the game i assume lolol
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote gameplay
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
TheWriterAleph: Dollar Store Max Payne
Manae: craaaab people
jamesthedabbler: On your BUTTS men
Haroldholmes25: This is gonna be a good 3 weeks of this stupid game
Bearudite: now THIS is podracing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: tell ben he can dual wield
Gaytanic_Panic: Leon's got worms! LUL
bv310: Okay, I take back all bad things I've said about this game
ButButTheJesus: craaaab people
dslucia: i think every RE6 playthrough eventually does something like this katesLol
itira: Adams dream date
MadmanOreo: Isn't butt-dragging like that a sign of worms?
plummeting_sloth: Leon has worms
Lokno: leon scoot kennedy
franzincolor: when your dog rubs their ass on the carpet
TehAmelie: c i n e m a t i c, c o m p e l l i n g
OmnipotentTrevor: This game is pretty entertaining when it is being played by a couple of 12 year olds Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: You gotta store in case
Gildan_Bladeborn: They'll all be zombies, of course.
LordZarano: Tic-Tacs are healthy cause they legally contain 0 sugar dispite being 100% sugar
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NavelWarfare: Gotta put it in your phone first
Duwani1: you can store them all
Duwani1: they do not go away
aClonedPickle: you can't store more when you have 12, i believe
Duwani1: free up that inventory space what what
TehAmelie: i used to know a person who legitimately though drinking small soda cans meant getting less sugar
plummeting_sloth: Leon "Butterfingers" Kennedy
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i mean that's just science
plummeting_sloth: some real John Woo action there
jetpixi: Kicks of FREEDOM
TehAmelie: they also wanted to "beat" their gastric bypass by stretching their stomach back to a decent size
Muddy_Thunder: hahaha
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
Gildan_Bladeborn: In a "sensible" video game with zombies, where you have a melee attack, you would just have been able to stomp on all of their heads so that that couldn't happen, when they were lying down "playing dead". In a sensible video game about zombies, that would be how that worked.
MyBuddySuperfly: (calm music)
plummeting_sloth: yeah, the conceit at least for the early game is guns are just a fallback when you're too tired to punch
franzincolor: it's like that scene when Rick and Summer curb stomp the devil
Roger_Job329: for when you run out of stamina?
Rustpile: *spin kicks in cool kid language*
Gildan_Bladeborn: There was an herb there as well.
Rhynerd: Resident EvIl 6: where martial arts is more than effective than most guns
YeetTheRich_: we street fighter now
ashiok_nightmare_moose: damn that zombie knew mmz what a good takedown
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Gildan_Bladeborn: I keep seeing the prompt to pick up an herb by the stairs.
BusTed: gottem
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
bv310: Amazing
ashesandmochi: SURE
aClonedPickle: FBtouchdown
Gaytanic_Panic: IF YA SMELL................
Randoplh: HeyGuys FBtouchdown FBtouchdown HeyGuys HeyGuys HeyGuys
Bearudite: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Oh man, I was alt-tabbed and missed it
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MegaDosX: Please tell me someone clipped that
LithelyUnshod: omg, there is nothing funnier than Ben flying onscreen with a kick to the head
RandomTrivia: One moment MegaDosX
Rustpile: Ben acting like Dusty Rhodes dropping elbows on people
canahedo: It can be a fun game without being a good game
Gildan_Bladeborn: We said it was very, very bad - we didn't say that elements of it weren't awesome.
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jetpixi: “Whatcha doin?” “Ah just kickin it.”
plummeting_sloth: having a nice lie-down and shoot
meachamo: Adam's gettin' comfy
InquisitorGaia: !uptime
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plummeting_sloth: "Rolling around at the speed of sound"
StreetRach: Resident Evil and chill.
MegaDosX: !updog
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zimmercj: Can you shoot and pop the balloons?
MyBuddySuperfly: that freaking calm music, I just can't, lol
frogomb: Can you shoot balloons?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's 100% the kind of dumb that you guys are all about.
Rustpile: Can you kick balloons?
plummeting_sloth: what's wrong with those flags?
TehAmelie: what's the point of shooting zombies if you have to stand upright to do it
Rhynerd: This is going to a take longer than Graham’s playthrough.
MegaDosX: Holy shit it was a People's Elbow
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, this is not a scary video game.
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia You're a gem
meachamo: Attack me like one of your French girls
Lithobraker: Ben is chilling out with the crew in the school yard. Finding trouble, never looking too hard.
matthaus_c: ben physically attracted by the video game
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Too good not to clip :D
ewhac: Grab the axe?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: I just love Ben flying in from out frame with a kick
Sorator13: adam: pushes door with his hand
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think I will get tired of that RKO
YeetTheRich_: ohhh
Sorator13: ben: KICK
SmoreThanAFeelin: OHHH
Dmc3628: yeah Melee is GREAT
Usquebaugh67: D:
MegaDosX: Helena's apparently really good at these dynamic entry kicks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, there are... a lot of zombos in this section.
ashesandmochi: OOOHH
itomeshi: um... wow
TehAmelie: now i'm picturing Rose from Titanic posing for her nude drawing with a pair of guns
plummeting_sloth: Adam discovers glory kills
matthaus_c: if only you could attach the axe to your legs
RandomTrivia: Helena's scissor-kick looking move is really fucking cool
Roger_Job329: fatality
Dmc3628: G also stuck all the points in Melee and Stamina
Rhynerd: Did Ben shoot Adam by accident?
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam going for a zero bullet run
GenericHerooo: FBtouchdown
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TehAmelie: of course, melee means rassling. how could team Sidewalk Slam resist?
Muddy_Thunder: gamers never look up
62MGcobra: Leon doesn't look up
plummeting_sloth: has anyone every put the keys tehre outside of a movie?
Sorator13: but seriously, who actually keeps spare keys IN their car?
itomeshi: In what universe to people leave a car key in their car?
matthaus_c: safety first
Easilycrazyhat: I have *never* seen somebody put keys there irll.
YeetTheRich_: leon is just wrecking the car
CaptainSpam: "No keys? But I was fully expecting the keys to a police car to be right in the ignition!"
SnackPak_: Leon, show me what you're working with
RandomTrivia: Taking "drive it like you stole it" to new levels
MyBuddySuperfly: roll credits
TehAmelie: why does the car have dog tags
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah... about that.
meachamo: Get messy. Make mistakes.
MegaDosX: Roll credits
matthaus_c: leon isn't the best driver
RandomTrivia: benginRip
TehAmelie: boom, dead
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The_Myrddraal: yeah, whats with the dog tags
OmnipotentTrevor: Well that car lasted a few seconds
CaptainSpam: 500% dead. Totally... wait, what?
mulligan2six: No seatbelts
rasterscan: Wow, that car lasted... 30 seconds?
NavelWarfare: Super dead
MegaDosX: Plot armour
Micsig: What happened to their seatbelts
neisan2112: Yes
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no, the French did that
itira: Ya hear that Adam? theyre hanging in there
plummeting_sloth: honestly, this is a nice ring of fire. you're safe here
Dog_of_Myth: Sewer Time!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to find another vehicle... and definitely not CRASH it in a way that "should" be fatal to the occupants.
MyBuddySuperfly: all that cars burning
Lithobraker: Where were the airbags
Mister_BlueSky: *sewer theme plays*
NavelWarfare: This is all dying hallucination from here on out
Angreed66: The explosion was an illusion cars don't explode that fast.
zimmercj: That's a shitty way to travel
matthaus_c: no giant zombie crocodiles to be found in these sewers nuh uh
OmnipotentTrevor: RE protagonists probably all have some virus secretly keeping them alive
Sorator13: clearly, you just didn't notice the explosives attached to the floor of the police car
RandomTrivia: @zimmercj benginFingers
Electrodyne: When does the Triangle Face guy chase us?
Capt_clown: of course the sewers.... because that's never used in an RE game.... succinFacepalm
Phailhammer: The sewers section reminds me of something out of a House of the Dead game.
aClonedPickle: "goomba stomped lol" - leon, probably
Sorator13: fortunately the car flipped over before exploding, so the explosive force went out and away from y'all
matthaus_c: oh no game horny
YeetTheRich_: bonk
thraximore: game always horny
Orgmastron: *Careless Whisper intensifies*
jamesthedabbler: BINK
RandomTrivia: ADAM! You take that back!
jamesthedabbler: *Bonk
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh they do chapters in this game, they're just... chonky.
Blessings_from_the_Void: tell that to hilda
TehAmelie: hey, in Final Fantasy games you always fall bewilderingly long distances and survive for no reason. why should they get to have all the fun
Muddy_Thunder: if you come across a rat king trapped in a bottle....
RobotInProgress: Rat King Rat King Rat King!
theleerm: praise be to the true rad king
plummeting_sloth: Rat Kings were overthrown by rat revolutionaries long ago
Sorator13: "not a fan of sewers?" is anyone a fan of walking through sewers??
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prince_infidel: Damn everyone wants that Kennedick huh?
itomeshi: I think that's the motto of this game: Oh, that was unnecessary.
matthaus_c: Cam is a rat king and he is real
Mordin_Solus_Sings: But zombies are Adam?
OmnipotentTrevor: So how I think this game works is, you play each campaign, then the characters meet up and branch off again for different campaigns. So chapter breaks would be character changes?
MadmanOreo: Is adam just a rat king in a trenchcoat?
NathanJay_GA: the greatest trick the rat king ever pulled was convincing Adam it doesn't exist
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Gildan_Bladeborn: Does Leon look like Dante... or does Dante look like Leon?
RandomTrivia: Oh hey it's the same cutscene from the pre-titles!
The_Myrddraal: <message deleted>But you're the President. You can't just tell the public the truth. It's against tradition!
Muddy_Thunder: kinda looks like mads mikkelson
the_card_father: So it’s not stuck in my head at this second but what’s the song they always make versions of on LRR not the “In Cars” one. But the other one (not helpful I know.) but it gets stuck in my head fairly frequently. **Update** I remembered what part of the lyric is. “and all I wanna do” then words and they always end with “Another (insert topical joke here)”
Electrodyne: WAIT THAT GUY IS PRESIDENT EVIL
ewhac: Stairs? In a sewer?
TehAmelie: if you are actually the president, do you automatically lose Mr President?
EvilBadman: I mean you saved Ashley his daughter
Pharmacistjudge: Well Leon...if the President is dead, you don't have to ask his permission to marry Ashley.
matthaus_c: good joke twitch chatter @Electrodyne
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
YeetTheRich_: mad props to matt mercer for not cracking up saying this lines
forbiddenskiesfm: Leon "Brain Genius' Kennedy!
YeetTheRich_: to be fair he probably did
Electrodyne: @matthaus_c Thanks buddy
CyberColossus: apparently they had alot of fun
Makrosian_Tae: Sometimes, when you're in the booth, you just know what sort of product you're producing LUL
RandomTrivia: OH NO
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
itira: unfortunate
RandomTrivia: Well shit
Kipstar: woah
gamercat88: physics
itomeshi: Capcom Presents!
KeytarCat: it's rubberbanding...
Bearudite: bit 'o' sway
thraximore: :|
TehAmelie: just wait until you get to the naked clone bosses
YeetTheRich_: its still a japanese game
jetpixi: Maybe don’t go that way
Usquebaugh67: NotLikeThis
Makrosian_Tae: It has been 0 days without jiggle physics
MyBuddySuperfly: "essas, mais de mesa"
JAGxTERRA: Japanese game = Japanese physics.
Capt_clown: let's not go-AAAAHHHHH!
matthaus_c: not just the boobs that jiggled there
EvilBadman: we go different way now
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that.
CaptainSpam: Far be it for me to assume the accuracy in the physics of a body part I do not possess, but...
YeetTheRich_: wtf
Mister_BlueSky: Boobs don’t jiggle in real life! This game stinks!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The fact that you're saying your classic line of "This game SUCKS!" at THIS point, having not even remotely scratched the surface of the stupidity that will crop up, has me positively giddy with excitement for your genuine reactions to the things that happen slightly later in this section.
Kipstar: Hopefully one day a game developer sees a boob
plummeting_sloth: take THAT, civil engineer!
Usquebaugh67: Dropkick!
EvilBadman: enziguri a dude no problem
Angreed66: Jagxterra are you saying in japan the laws of physics are different?
CyberColossus: there are co-op melee combos in this
Capt_clown: Dropkicked Murphy
itira: omg Adam LUL
TehAmelie: i think it's a hard rule game designers have to build boob juggle physics based on bras stuffed with water balloons
BusTed: But what of the hotdog flavored water?
jetpixi: Oh my
Gildan_Bladeborn: And the Leon section of the game is by far the most "reasonable" portion of it.
YeetTheRich_: he is coming for your nookie
TehAmelie: jiggle, too
Gildan_Bladeborn: Between chapters, is the answer to when you get to buy skills.
RandomTrivia: Welp
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: The end!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
Usquebaugh67: critroleTouchdown
YeetTheRich_: games over
ashesandmochi: RIP
CyberColossus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: *boop*
NavelWarfare: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: froot froot
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
rasterscan: FBtouchdown lrrEFF FBtouchdown
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
ClankyLily: F
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Usquebaugh67: Nah
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jetpixi: You sure showed that train lol
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
prince_infidel: F
Munchill: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FROOT FROOT FUCKOS!
GenericHerooo: FBtouchdown
ashiok_nightmare_moose: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: thats just the end of the game
plummeting_sloth: I like the pause there, like there was a chance he'd have been fine
glencon: Check for a pulse!
Electrodyne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lithobraker: Why are the trains still running?!
Roger_Job329: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Styxseus: Ahh, theres that sound I remember
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS FBtouchdown lrrARROW
The_Myrddraal: <message deleted>!punt
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can't live in fear of trains.
gamercat88: no nookie without consent fred
ButButTheJesus: like a chump
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have to show them who's boss.
plummeting_sloth: "This is for Wrestlemania X7!"
Roger_Job329: bodied
YeetTheRich_: and welcome to the jam
EmpressReira: Pride75 I am here to throw bits and hear Adam make fun noises <3
Roger_Job329: who's using the subway at a time like this
drshellbell: wait, can you crawl into the vents?
RandomTrivia: Also, how frequently do we think the trains are going to run? Every 45 seconds for dramatic effect? :D
Electrodyne: he doged
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, he had plants inside him.
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy
Angreed66: That dog ate an intact plant
TehAmelie: another turning point, a dead guy in the road♫
GenericHerooo: xD
Capt_clown: were was the dog keeping that herb?
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne BRAVO
obijam_: sliding in railroad tracks. a favorite part time.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: your dogs got jukes
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne nice
Himyul: could YOU kick a dog?
jessieimproved: giga pudi! giga pudi!
gamercat88: kicking them would be animal abuse
ChippTunes: Giga your puddies and nobody gets hurt
Gildan_Bladeborn: One of the skills makes you have to waggle the sticks a lot less to get out of grapples, if memory serves.
Kipstar: are these ... BAD dogs?
Pharmacistjudge: correct, jesus did have many holes.
zimmercj: Can you scoot scoot down the tracks?
itomeshi: How are the zombies dodging the trains?
Ferisar: yeah and that's dante
Ferisar: from the devil may cry series
jetpixi: Help what song is that
itomeshi: Just.... just wondering.
Ferisar: @jetpixi devil trigger
BusTed: Third rail?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'd completely mentally blanked that this section was in the game, in my mind you went from the college campus with the car directly into the next bit also not underground.
NathanJay_GA: Once again, the city is in a state of emergency, with thousands dead from the disaster. Why are the trains still running?!
plummeting_sloth: It's Electric!
RobotInProgress: Yeah I love the part where they order a meatball marinara on wheat
matthaus_c: because this is a shocking revelation
jetpixi: Thanks! @ferisar
Angreed66: new enemy type as of re6
Gildan_Bladeborn: Cause they walked through the live wires.
Duwani1: 3rd rail
DiscordianTokkan: Third Rail?
circusofkirkus: boogie woogie woogie w
GhassanPL: They touched the third raik
Capt_clown: Tesla Zombie
RandomTrivia: "Do Androids have Nightmares about Electric Zombies?"
Roger_Job329: Third rail
obijam_: 3rd rail
GhassanPL: Like that
Styxseus: Maybe the electric.. shuffle?
Electrodyne: boogieoogieoogieoogie
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: Thats why they were electric
Gildan_Bladeborn: Indeed.
EdoardoZone: electricity not your friend
SnackPak_: punched in the heart
TehAmelie: applying logic to this, a classic deadly mistake
mulligan2six: Now eat some tic tacs
Usquebaugh67: "Why were they electric?"
Ferisar: dude it actually is dante wtf
Lithobraker: Fbtouchdown
Himyul: Roger!
Ferisar: i never saw him up close
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
aClonedPickle: that's your duck dodge
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote zombie
LRRbot: Quote #6409: "Zombie or not, the dog should get good pets." —Heather [2019-09-19]
EdoardoZone: how's 6 so far, couldn't get into it
NavelWarfare: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #2151: "I just rolled over that dog." —Ben Soileau [2016-03-24]
GenericHerooo: !findquote train
RandomTrivia: Crash Bandicoot style?!
matthaus_c: first objective glitched twice, that got solved, we've been making our own fun ever since @EdoardoZone
Ferisar: himbite, a variant of the himbo
Mister_BlueSky: I can’t get over it. I MUST have played this but I remember NONE of it.
StreetRach: They're zombies. Their flesh is sloughing off.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @EdoardoZone - they're still in the "you could squint and pretend this is still a normal RE game" phase of the first bit.
BusTed: That is pretty cool lighting.
Pheonix888: does swinging his arms so much help?
matthaus_c: himbitte is just how germans say good morning
RandomTrivia: It's not like the tunnel is 2 tracks wide or anything LUL
EdoardoZone: @matthaus_c nice. I'm glad they're getting enjoyment out of it
BusTed: I see.
RandomTrivia: WELP
YeetTheRich_: where is the train?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lithobraker: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostValv: hah
jetpixi: Found it
DeM0nFiRe: F
TheWriterAleph: put me in the clip!
Usquebaugh67: There...
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: Asked and answered.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: famous last words
Mr_Whyt: right there
Pheonix888: wamm
prince_infidel: F
glencon: Found it
RandomTrivia: Classic
forbiddenskiesfm: You had to ask...
midichlorianuser: Found it
hesterbyrde: In Resident Evil, train finds you
NavelWarfare: There's two tracks now Ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: You were just supposed to not be on that track I guess?
zimmercj: He wondered where the train was. Then it hit him.
gamercat88: FROOT Froot boys
EdoardoZone: choo choo.. you died.
thraximore: I think you can just... move out of the way in this section?
TehAmelie: your partner died, but at least you tried
MadmanOreo: At least adam was on the right track Keepo
CaptainSpam: Was that a blue thing to shoot?
sydnius: Where???
prince_infidel: Shoot Emblem!!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Whichever one Ben wasn't on last time, yes.
prince_infidel: On the Train!!
prince_infidel: Emblem on Train!!!
EdoardoZone: the one you died on
Himyul: run backwards Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: I like the delayed reactions
MegaDosX: Oh no he's train pizza
nifleon: Adam, gonna be online tomorrow ? Trying to donate like I did Ben.
gamercat88: Froot Froot means business
TehAmelie: that was the tenth through twentieth time i died
EdoardoZone: save me weon
Capt_clown: 🚆🚆🚆
fastlane250: Lee Off
prince_infidel: Emblem on train through door
The_Myrddraal: Leon me! When yo're not strong!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Leon, MacDuff!
itira: HAHAHA
YeetTheRich_: no keep it
Usquebaugh67: echoooooo
Pheonix888: he is in a tunnel
itira: it works in the tunnel for sure
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lore/general unlocks.
YeetTheRich_: ben echo adds to the underground immersion
EdoardoZone: you have to become one with the train
MegaDosX: Game pls
Mister_BlueSky: Choo choo train... froot froot.
Usquebaugh67: LUL
BusTed: You're on the other side now, that's for sure.
EvilBadman: which side ben
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Himyul: F R O O T
comrade_cutesteww: F
CompletelyUnsure: This is a game of extremes
EvilBadman: left or roght
matthaus_c: the trains in lost in vivo were cooler
Jim02762: wait, I thought the game was awesome?
RandomTrivia: Adam, what do you think of RE6? lrrBEEJ
Capt_clown: 🚅🚅🚅
Randoplh: it's a BIG train
neisan2112: That didn't take long
Gildan_Bladeborn: Every single time, yes.
sydnius: Training
YeetTheRich_: look out! train!
GenericHerooo: lrrHERE
CompletelyUnsure: 🚅🚅
TehAmelie: Leon, MacDuff, and damned to him that first cries for more stuff
Pheonix888: foiled by scripted events, darn game logic
EdoardoZone: another 10 seconds for steam refunds
Phailhammer: "Dive left!" *SMAK* "No, your other left!"
MyBuddySuperfly: Choo choo
Lithobraker: @TehAmelie one of my favorite bits from unskippable
Styxseus: :D
Kipstar: zombie apocalypse, but by god the trains still run on time
TehAmelie: i don't remember it :o
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote refund
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
thraximore: well now you can't LUL
RandomTrivia: @EdoardoZone *pushes up glasses* actually, these trains run on electricity lrrBEEJ
Violet__Violence: jesus h christ that camera, oof
Pharmacistjudge: so hype train?
Rhynerd: Besides, they’re playing on Graham’s account, and he beat all the campaigns
CaptainSpam: The Loud Boys are tougher than you think! They can survive this without a refund!
Lord_ZYRK: Leon, uppies!
BusTed: toss me!
YeetTheRich_: now for the big reveal on who the fuck drives underground trains during the zombie apocalypse
Gildan_Bladeborn: They haven't even got to the cathedral yet, where Helena is going to tell Leon everything. She certainly isn't going to keep stringing him along without answers for a significant length of time after that, no sirree.
EdoardoZone: @RandomTrivia lawl
Tiber727: No, they're zombies.
matthaus_c: big chillin'
thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ the zombies, duh
CaptainSpam: I guess split the party, amirite?
Gildan_Bladeborn: (Helena is not a well written character)
SrMuskrat: Imagine being able to work expense buying video games
Capt_clown: Train to Busan
YeetTheRich_: ah silly me
midichlorianuser: Zombie train conductors
Makrosian_Tae: I think your accuracy goes down if you dual-wield
Pharmacistjudge: there are zom-om-bies, put them on the train. there zom-om-bies, let's take off again!
Makrosian_Tae: Try single-wielding
Gildan_Bladeborn: (But then, no character in RE games is).
Himyul: bull-at
ButButTheJesus: TRAIN
Pharmacistjudge: choo choo train. nom bom
matthaus_c: try mono-wielding
thraximore: try wielding
Violet__Violence: this leon is so boring. re4 leon is best leon.
zimmercj: SingsNote Zombies on my trian! SingsNote We don't want zombies on the train! SingsNote SingsNote
prince_infidel: I mean they just gig
aClonedPickle: try switching tactics to One Gun
TehAmelie: have you ever fired two guns whilst laying on your backside?
CaffeinatedLemur: I believe its called Uno Pistollio
SnackPak_: I will only call it that from now on
YeetTheRich_: shes just chilling
bv310: UniWielding
Styxseus: I've specialized in.. wielding.
Makrosian_Tae: I'm sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Holding just the 1 gun instead of the two lets you do sweet wrestling takedowns Adam.
aClonedPickle: that still feels wrong even though the game says One Gun
Mr_Whyt: she's pining for the fjords
hesterbyrde: She looks like someone's Real Doll
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Ferisar: "i am a doll"
thraximore: Good Hunter...
ArkhamArchivist: Wieldalone
Ferisar: "here to look after you"
gamercat88: so was going to da club
TheInnsanity: what are THOOOOOSE
TehAmelie: two handing gun
ContingentCat: it's called fashion Adam
couldntpickausername: put them on and go to Oz
RandomTrivia: I guess nobody ever refers to a shortsword as an "Einhander"
Violet__Violence: lmfao the animations in this game
EvilBadman: is this what sex is
BusTed: The game as it was meant to be played.
MyBuddySuperfly: that floor is cleaner now
plummeting_sloth: A Nein-hander is a sword to be carried in the teeth
ButButTheJesus: scootybois
itomeshi: @RandomTrivia Have you ever heard of the SquareEnix game 'Einhander'?
matthaus_c: a Dreihander is a sword to be carried with a friend
Kramburger: To save on memory
prince_infidel: Zombie juice
Makrosian_Tae: Because if the corpses stayed around you'd be tripping over everything
TehAmelie: or in the butt, like King Bradley
objectivefailure: crabwalking on a subway seems scarier than a zombie outbreak for hygiene hazards
Mister_BlueSky: Zoombies.
Pharmacistjudge: @EvilBadman we'll have to consult Yahoo answers....oh wait
RandomTrivia: @itomeshi Huh. I had not.
hesterbyrde: I think the goo-ifying is a relic of the old games... where they'd disappear the corpses to save on memory
MadmanOreo: "you gotta tell me if you're a zombie"
Gildan_Bladeborn: The turning into bubbly goo is a thing these zombies do to differentiate them from a particular class of enemy that you haven't encountered yet, which are... well they're a thing.
Dog_of_Myth: Sleeping on the job
RandomTrivia: I guess the word never made it to common usage in English
itomeshi: Einhander was a shmup. IIRC, pretty good one.
gualdhar: You are legally required to tell me if you're a zombie!
ButButTheJesus: "daaaaad look at meeeee"
Kipstar: you legally have to tell me if you're a zombie or else it's entrapment
Gildan_Bladeborn: The sound they make when they vanish is particularly distinctive.
hesterbyrde: Kind of like how Silent Hill still has fog even though it's not needed to mask the draw distance anymore
NavelWarfare: It's how he gets you treats, Remy
thraximore: they be trippin
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote bark
LRRbot: Quote #1284: "Of course there's a dog barking: there's a horn." —Heather [2015-12-16]
TehAmelie: King Bradley in Fullmetal Alchemist uses five swords by holding one in each hand, each ear and his butt. according to the manga
prince_infidel: You have yo say if you're a zombie or it's entrapment
EdoardoZone: woof
Violet__Violence: bork
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE!!!!!!
circusofkirkus: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Makrosian_Tae: !quote remy
LRRbot: Quote #7097: "I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all." —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
matthaus_c: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
jamesthedabbler: Bork
SmoreThanAFeelin: benginRemy benginRemy
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
BusTed: benginRemy
ButButTheJesus: Bork
RandomTrivia: Today I learned that Germans DID, in fact, refer to single-handed swords as Einhanders
MegaDosX: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
itira: bwaaa...
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
DEATHlikescats: PrideRise PrideLove cbardIconic
Violet__Violence: bwa-
matthaus_c: stretch your bofa everyone
Lithobraker: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
DeM0nFiRe: "B--" -- Ben 2021
TheInnsanity: @matthaus_c your what? Kappa
Kipstar: I assume that was Ben starting "I will always love you"
DEATHlikescats: PridePog
TehAmelie: two handing your gun adds 50% to your strength bonus, you know
sydnius: PokPikachu
itomeshi: @RandomTrivia and now you have more random trivia!
itira: @matthaus_c bofa what?
DEATHlikescats: drewitOk drewitOk drewitOk drewitOk
RandomTrivia: @itomeshi #OnBrand
matthaus_c: @TheInnsanity @itira bofa deez hands
Pharmacistjudge: @TehAmelie my players have asked me that before
DEATHlikescats: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's why zweihander are called that, rather than einhanders, yes. 2 hands, yo.
itira: @matthaus_c youre right, my carpal tunnel is aacting up. thanks
RandomTrivia: Like, I knew that the term Zweihander came from German and was adopted into middle English language evolution, but I guess Einhander didn't
matthaus_c: @itira no prob benginDab
RandomTrivia: Probably because we already had the terms Shortsword, Longsword, Broadsword, Rapier, Cutlass etc
sydnius: Rathaus
DEATHlikescats: hype train while they're away?
NavelWarfare: @pharmacistjudge Just tell 'em it only matters if they throw the bullet :D
matthaus_c: I'm no rat!
Pharmacistjudge: but what about Dreihander?
TehAmelie: it's dick metaphors all the way through
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TehAmelie: swords are, anyway. possibly not the names for them
matthaus_c: oh shoot! thank you @DEATHlikescats
RandomTrivia: @Pharmacistjudge That's a very specialist weapon, you need a second person or a mechanized enhancement lrrBEEJ
itomeshi: Yeah... we already had enough 1h-sword words. Also, I think Zweihanders had a bit of a unique design beside the size.
Pharmacistjudge: so exotic weapon proficiency?
RandomTrivia: Yeah, there's probably a feat that will do it
LordZarano: An achthänder is a sword for an octopus
DEATHlikescats: much welcome @matthaus_c
Gildan_Bladeborn: @RandomTrivia - you just reminded me of an advertisement that would play on TVs in the game Omnikron: The Nomad Soul.
Gildan_Bladeborn: In particular, one for a particular "bio-mechanical implant".
TehAmelie: there is some question if people fought with zweihänders by holding them up and trying to drop them at the right time, or just didn't fight with them
RandomTrivia: The Zweihander had the signature curved guard that made it distinct
ButButTheJesus: I thought they just swung them like a baseball bat
matthaus_c: yeah that's the problem, the Einhanders could never settle on a signature guard
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
NavelWarfare: @gildan_bladeborn Now that's a name I've not heard in a long, long time
BusTed: I hope you were singing to Remy.
YawnLance: It'd sound better with the GoXLR settings from earlier
matthaus_c: hell of a way to come back :p
ButButTheJesus: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hesterbyrde: Well I'm romanced.
Makrosian_Tae: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:06 PM
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:19.
jetpixi: LUL
e_bloc: Corgo100 you are so harmonious
Mr_Whyt: copywrite strike
EvilBadman: can you dive into that vent?
SrMuskrat: Ape Noises Intensify
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CyberColossus: heaven is indeed a place on earth
BusTed: gottem
GhostValv: :)
Violet__Violence: you two are adorkable lmao
DeM0nFiRe: I thought friendly fire was off
Nigouki: ACTING~!
circusofkirkus: can you scoot into the vents?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The pratfalls alone that this lets you two get up to.
matthaus_c: your spine slammed right on the train tracks
BusTed: imagine falling on a rail like that.
couldntpickausername: can you do that gun dive backwards on the train platform?
couldntpickausername: from the tracks
EdoardoZone: that impossible crouch
RandomTrivia: This game just has infinite potential for slapstick
Glaciopolimer: I miss twink Leon Kennedy
Gildan_Bladeborn: The tripping on them just doesn't get old.
Violet__Violence: lmfaooo
RandomTrivia: OMG It's literally a Crash game :D
NavelWarfare: You've been flipping between great and sucks pretty quick tonight
YeetTheRich_: earlier today wheeler said he would like to do a podcast where it is just adam and an him making ape noises and now i want it to happen more than ever
Gildan_Bladeborn: For us, the viewer - I imagine it gets very old indeed for the players.
Saintnex: Oh Ben, it gets WEIRD
Violet__Violence: nice zero mouth animations
jetpixi: Who tf is Peter
Violet__Violence: UM
coldhands0802: Everybody starts out thinking RE6 isn't as bad as people say.
TehAmelie: people were strange in the sword age. i particularly like the story of the king of Bohemia who fought in the battle of Crecy while completely blind, strapped to two other people
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for anything to wrong
coldhands0802: You hate to see it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Welp.
RandomTrivia: Oh right, so Leon can just elbow through a reinforced Hummer window, but the subway? THAT has bulletproof windows...
Violet__Violence: welp. that happened.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure she'll be fine.
The_Myrddraal: This makes me think these people deserved a zombie apocalypse.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Delivering freedom
Kipstar: ok I'm back - Is Linda OK?
TheInnsanity: secrets in the train?
itomeshi: The correct question: why don't you have grenades?
matthaus_c: the zombie apocalypse was actually natural selection
SCHLORMPH: naw. great game. soft lock because of escort npc while playing co-op (ya know that thing the whole game is centered around)
toomanybears: didnt graham play this one on stream also?
RandomTrivia: Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that if they get on the train it will leave with them on board...
EdoardoZone: can't pass a captcha, you deserve to be a zombie
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nope, no secrets.
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Violet__Violence: SMOOTH
RandomTrivia: PFFFT
TheInnsanity: not *no* reason
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did you just set of Ben's remote bomb?
A_Dub888: benginTraitor
plummeting_sloth: see, we were trying to protect you!
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BusTed: SeemsGood
prince_infidel: benginDab benginDab
ButButTheJesus: I now really want one of you to do Mileena's teleport kick from Mortal Kombat
TehAmelie: the Ulmer Ulna
Uzumaki15: FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: @gildan_bladeborn Pretty sure ben set off Ben's remote bomb
Gildan_Bladeborn: A crate! On the other side of the fence, that you missed! The world is ended!
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Oh that's VERY strong
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie :D
Violet__Violence: it's a video game, there's always crates somewhere
Gildan_Bladeborn: He literally walked past one, sadly.
SergeYager: you talking smack?!
RassilonDND: Serge exposed
EdoardoZone: not so sexy anymore
gualdhar: even SERGE is playing POE, you know the game is great
dslucia: oh hey serge
TehAmelie: hmm maybe the Ulmer Ulna (and Radius)
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Serge!
RandomTrivia: sergeHi
Violet__Violence: jesus fuck lmao
Countzeroor: So, crates
MegaDosX: Wow, you summoned him
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah yes, "this" section.
RandomTrivia: At best we summoned sergeSnerge
EdoardoZone: after playing 5, anything will be good
plummeting_sloth: oh honey... it gets SO much worse
coldhands0802: Everybody says that about this point in the Leon campaign.
TheInnsanity: I mean, first scene had a softlock
prince_infidel: Good for him
Lord_ZYRK: iirc the Leon segment is considered the good part of the game
SergeYager: :D
SergeYager: gooooood
matthaus_c: you've been playing RE5 for the past month, of course this game seems great
Lord_ZYRK: "good" part of the game
hesterbyrde: Hi Serge!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the false sense of security that the game lulls you into, where it feels like it's going to be a classic Resident Evil game, like 2 or 3.
dslucia: yeah common consensus is that leon is the best part of re6
SergeYager: it's such a good game, and I'm getting left behyind
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is 100% cheese and I think you will both think it is very stupid and and enjoy parts of it
SergeYager: Ohhhhh, hell yeah ben ben
RandomTrivia: Pixelmon is COMING
jessieimproved: Ben??? Minecraft???
SergeYager: pixelmon, let's goooo
MegaDosX: Wait Ben's playing Pixelmon?!?
RandomTrivia: SOON
jessieimproved: I've seen Yogscast play it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mine those mon
GhostValv: no witnesses
ButterBall000: Time to liberate him
Violet__Violence: this looks like one of those games that's fun for reasons the developers didn't intend
DarkMorford: Ooh, I'll have to check the VOD of that
rasterscan: what
CompletelyUnsure: okaaaay
BusTed: smooth dismount
EdoardoZone: womp womp
TheInnsanity: WHY
Lord_ZYRK: Like a glove
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD IS HE OKAY
Gildan_Bladeborn: The lesson that Leon does not learn is "don't try to help civilians".
Ritaspirithntr: WTF?!
TStodden: Um... Breaks?
theleerm: has helping folk in the game ever resulted in something positive happening?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mosh pit!
RandomTrivia: Why do the zombies have guns? How are the zombies using guns?!
plummeting_sloth: in the last game the zombies had like anti-aircraft miniguns
RandomTrivia: Actually never mind. I don't need to know the answers :D
MadmanOreo: zombie want uppy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Neat.
Saintnex: We still have the cathedral and Asia and that’s just Leon’s campaign :p
Violet__Violence: lmao he didn't even notice you
BusTed: fuckin' rude
GhostValv: gottem
MegaDosX: Physics does not work that way!
NanoDelta: FBtouchdown
delta__vee: liberated
matthaus_c: that's how human heads work
ButButTheJesus: PWND
Forgotten_Lizard: That's like on the apron! The hardest part of the ring!
libraryrulesrule: is this RE6 or WWE?
RandomTrivia: That's not how any of this works! LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Vince Mcmahon was part of Jakes campaign for sure
plummeting_sloth: real heel zombie kill
TheInnsanity: that wasn't even a zombie!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That man is broken in half!
matthaus_c: you trip on a banana peel and your head smashes clean out
BlindProphet32: What's the damage multiplier of scaffolding?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Zombie cops, yes.
wickaboxet: Opening that door was needlessly agressive
Violet__Violence: yeah some of the zombies use weapons in this game, it's...weird
Saintnex: This game does feature a lot of wrestling moves if I remember correctly
Lord_ZYRK: Dude's on his lunchbreak, Adam.
MegaDosX: From TVTropes: "In Resident Evil 6, it gets kicked up more than a few notches. Every single main character has a wrestling move as a contextual melee attack, ranging from the staple suplex to bulldogs, facebusters, DDTs and much more. "
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, they're not even paying attention to you.
coldhands0802: Just remember, you have THREE AND A HALF more campaigns of this game. And THIS is as good as any of it ever gets.
EdoardoZone: rip
Makrosian_Tae: reminds me of when the Flood get access to weapons in Halo 2. Worst...levels...EVER
objectivefailure: That wasn't even a zombie
Gildan_Bladeborn: I love how that zombie was just standing there, waiting for that to happen.
Forgotten_Lizard: Nah, don't harsh on their vibe here
coldhands0802: Yes.
TehAmelie: softening it up, are we?
plummeting_sloth: Leon doesn't have Chris levels of moving crates swollness
EdoardoZone: nah
RandomTrivia: Oh this is going to be one HECC of a ride :D
InkyGhoast: yeah this campaign is the best one
matthaus_c: enjoy it WHILE IT LASTS
Saintnex: Yup
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:11.
e_bloc: strap in and enjoy the cheese
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think that was the same exact model as from 5
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:15:07. lrrSPOT
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think you guys might be able to enjoy it
Lord_ZYRK: Asking Twitch Chat not to be negative in 2021 LUL
TehAmelie: Esteban, lend me your legendary strength!
dslucia: it's absolutely a game you can have silly fun with in co-op for what that's worth
ButButTheJesus: i mean they had guns in 4 and 5 too
Violet__Violence: why's everyone a terrible driver lmao
itira: Enjoy the thing!
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginHeck benginNo
MegaDosX: WHAT WAS THAT
dougma: no yucking the yums
Violet__Violence: hahahaha
Gildan_Bladeborn: This part is - arguably - the WORST part Adam, in terms of comedy potential. It gets so much more stupid, and therefore amazing.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Violet__Violence: FAIR
GhostValv: I'd be great :)
MyBuddySuperfly: i usually drive like that, Adam
tabbyphobos: also, there are no laws in zombie town
Mr_Whyt: now kiss
TehAmelie: SHOOT some pool
wickaboxet: Enjoying something? On the INTERNET! I’m sorry but we don’t do that here
ButterBall000: Can't wait till we get to the gold that is Jake
Siulshadow: a pretty good one
EvilBadman: I love when npcs wander into cutscenes
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
plummeting_sloth: died from fridge overexposer
RandomTrivia: This guy had a REALLY bad day
DeM0nFiRe: But I wanted cereal NOW
EvilBadman: this dude was down with DX
TehAmelie: tfw you just don't like anything in your fridge
Gildan_Bladeborn: He wanted ice cream, and there was NONE!
ButButTheJesus: "i thought i had ice cream..."
saucemaster5000: dude ate the back of the fridge chinese food
ContingentCat: I think he's truely not ok
ICitizenErasedI: i asked karen to buy the milk!
Violet__Violence: the tripping is so fucking funny
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn :D
dougma: To be honest, ben and adam make the most boring game insanely entertaining. RE:6 MFG is anything but boring.
Countzeroor: I'm assuming that zombie was related to the robot from Agatha Fisty
plummeting_sloth: gettin some squats in
GhostValv: nice
matthaus_c: GOTY
EdoardoZone: was too boring
coldhands0802: To be fair, discovering the different moves the game doesn't teach you is kinda fun.
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, is that live footage and not game graphics on the TV?
EvilBadman: 4/20 am I right gamers
ICitizenErasedI: fridge is open - another case of the no milk murderer
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: TV'll rot your brain, kids lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
objectivefailure: Died scratching
matthaus_c: you wish you could die scratching your balls
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, this game is 110% the kind of dumb that Adam and Ben specifically look for/enjoy the most. This game will make Daymare look... smart, eventually.
Violet__Violence: scoot
hesterbyrde: Wow... that's some severe rigor mortis....
Roger_Job329: died doing work
InkyGhoast: scoot scoot
dougma: OMG this is amazing
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, it's a good thing the news was conveniently on and telling us a plot-relevant news story exactly as we got in here! lrrBEEJ
Friedent: was that a typo in the closed caption?
circusofkirkus: the scootching is so good
Glaciopolimer: welp fams dead time to beat my hog
CompletelyUnsure: I would have given them mad props for making that hand do the OK sing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: mid scratch
circusofkirkus: LORE ResidentSleeper
JAGxTERRA: I'm sensing lazy game making.
sydnius: Indivual
ButButTheJesus: ah yes, LORE
DaVeganPolice: Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: :)
Dog_of_Myth: L O R E
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
ICitizenErasedI: the frog?
BusTed: more like bore
GhostValv: what are we talking about :)
itira: Thanks Adam, that really helped
MyBuddySuperfly: LOAR
EdoardoZone: nice
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam certainly doesn't talk over cutscenes, and always reads the in-game lore thoroughly.
Forgotten_Lizard: Yes please inform us lore master Adam
Violet__Violence: ;laskdjf
JAGxTERRA: We all know Adam is about that Lore
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "before it is disappearance"
RandomTrivia: Aaaaaaand the news story was on a loop.... Welp@D
ContingentCat: thanks Adam sergeSnerge
RandomTrivia: :D
Lord_ZYRK: The Fog isn't the best movie, but I wouldn't say it's a snoozer
dougma: OMG Adam, you are soooo amazing! TY
GamesAndInk: I just logged in. What the hell happened to Adam? Why is he talking about game lore as if he pays attention in cutscenes?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see... that was what they call, in the comedy industry, a "bit".
GamesAndInk: Oh good I was worried about our boy
Dog_of_Myth: You been struck by.....
DarknessKingCoH: Does that make the zombies Foggers?
Violet__Violence: ZAMBO
ButButTheJesus: we all know how Adam appreciates the lore and knows what's happening
Violet__Violence: oh, nope
Gildan_Bladeborn: Got to go REALLY slow.
Violet__Violence: not her lol
EdoardoZone: you'd be enjoying the serenity of the windows desktop right now
Getter404: TEETH
EdoardoZone: if only ya had refunded
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a surprise!
inconsideratehat: lrrSPOOP_TK
Lord_ZYRK: "Check out who just got back from the DENTIST"
plummeting_sloth: teh head bone is connected to the leg bone
Easilycrazyhat: I get it zombie dude. Dry mouth after a nap sucks bad.
Violet__Violence: you shot him in the foot so hard his head fell off somehow
coldhands0802: You shot him in the knee until his head fell off
dougma: Was that the same bullet that killed kennedy?
Makrosian_Tae: I'm enjoying this
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well you see Adam, he had a chronic condition of the vertebrae.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's some Fallout logic
awesome100k: i know this isn't a poke stream but, a f**cking ho-oh with stone edge and fissure just one-shot every single poke on my team
RandomTrivia: benginSpoop
ButButTheJesus: The Fog makes them very... crunchy
objectivefailure: You've been struck by..
Violet__Violence: this game is so stupid, i kind of love it
EdoardoZone: taking a kitkat break, I see
Getter404: Yep, sorry. Nothing we can do from here...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Noooooo! Our favorite character!
Bearudite: served up on a silver platter
YeetTheRich_: actual boomer
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh hey, it's one of these.
MechaKuuga: Left 4 Dead
ArkhamArchivist: Tre No is my stage name for my Green Day cover band
Getter404: Mega-Neck
ashesandmochi: big ol' goiter
Gildan_Bladeborn: I almost forgot about the screamy dudes.
EdoardoZone: it's like the siren's song
RetroHibiscus: You can literally play as Layered Armor Leon in MHW
Adamantcheese: all games are eventually monster hunter
Violet__Violence: OH MY GOD
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, if you shoot the extinguishers they're holding, that happens. It's great.
InkyGhoast: we left 4 dead now
Getter404: "Did everything just turn blue or was that just me?"
Violet__Violence: he's trying his best
mirshebs: @loadingreadyrun watched the demo for village and all I gotta say is I'm excited to see the ben/adam spin on it
Lord_ZYRK: His pantleg is caught
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam was about to say he's greatful there's no giant bugs that come out from people's necks in this game.
TehAmelie: you're a machine for surgically removing zombie heads
wickaboxet: Office poster with zombie instead of cat “hang in there”
Getter404: That random guy on the street had some kinda Egyptian Treasure!
itomeshi: Ben, did you forget about Trey?
coldhands0802: Rush Hour!
EvilBadman: Rush Hour reference
raulghoulia: level up
MegaDosX: "Wipe yourself off. You're bleeding"
MegaDosX: WHAT
Violet__Violence: sick
GhostValv: wat
YeetTheRich_: uhh the rush hour movie is actually a reference to ben ulmer
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
TehAmelie: wat
DiscordianTokkan: YEET
coldhands0802: I think Rush Hour 1's aged alright. It Nnnnot so much 2 and 3.
Styxseus: oh god
CyberColossus: pardonfuck
Getter404: Zombies should not have axes. Hot take.
Bearudite: the blooper "He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" is a WAY better line
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: adrenaline from the cool flip gives ben strength
matthaus_c: your leg strength seems to have gone up exponentially since last time
Kipstar: look at that trucker cap fly!
DiscordianTokkan: I like how that hat gently popped off
MegaDosX: Rush Hour also had the Don Cheadle scene, which was outstanding if only because of the blooper it created\
The_Myrddraal: I think this one is shorter
couldntpickausername: little know fact, shooting a zombie's head off does not in fact kill it, it's just so sad at losing the head it has to lay dwon
Getter404: That guy had a dang Ninja Warrior jump, damn
MuteSadFace: mutesa1LaHi
matthaus_c: you had one job, adam
YeetTheRich_: leooon
EvilBadman: wipe urself of ur ded
CyberColossus: that's what you get
Makrosian_Tae: @MegaDosX Got a link?
Violet__Violence: oh wow, that's uh. some checkpointing.
sydnius: Roger!!
coldhands0802: Zombie with a knife!
matthaus_c: he just wanted in on the bit
EvilBadman: loving the dude with the hamlet shirt
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is busy farming XP.
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, he just wants to unlock sweet skills.
Rhynerd: Mercy kill
Adamantcheese: yeet the child
Violet__Violence: YEET
SirMorek: Ya yaaaa....
EdoardoZone: impossible jump
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure you could just reach through those bars and lift the thing blocking them off.
GhostValv: toss me :)
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's honestly one of the least improbable things that happens.
EvilBadman: Two scar jo refs in one ep baybee
coldhands0802: What about this virus makes the head fall off of every zombie when they "die"?
matthaus_c: when you leave the tutorial
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll get to spend skills once you get out of this intro bit.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Sometimes just ask.
JonnyGlitch: Hi Adam! Hi Ben! Hi Runners!
ThornedKelp: @LoadingReadyRun I think you have to use your phone
YeetTheRich_: i just looked it up on speedrun.com and there are currentyl no coop runs on the board. so if you play it in one go it would actually be world record
BusTed: Brown
Makrosian_Tae: Pink mustar
Makrosian_Tae: d
coldhands0802: Good thing they went all out on that texture : p
GhostValv: green mustard :)
itomeshi: That's not Ketchup - it's not Heinz.
EdoardoZone: I'll have the green mustard.
bv310: Purple Mustard like the old days
Bearudite: as opposed to GOOD mustard
matthaus_c: !findquote mustard
LRRbot: Quote #6158: "I wanna throw some mustard on this heal." —Adam [2019-06-22]
TehAmelie: the game is telling you "catch up"
ContingentCat: well as oppose to Dijon
ghyllnox: Brown mustard?
neisan2112: Or brown
Zu_o: You get dijon later in the game
JonnyGlitch: TOMATO
Zu_o: Ben will only find honey mussie
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: grey poupon
TehAmelie: i think they call it yellow mustard if it has coloring in it
anyapants: yellow-ish
JonnyGlitch: "collect" or "destroy cultural artifacts"?
jetpixi: Mmm mustard
NavelWarfare: Uh
DeM0nFiRe: Wow peter is an ass
RandomTrivia: Yes, that is generally how that works :D
JonnyGlitch: wow this cinematic camera suuuucks
NavelWarfare: Yeah
BusTed: Hey, first day on the job.
gualdhar: the cop literally will die before he becomes a zombie. he's right.
Easilycrazyhat: Yes..that's how zombies work...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wait... now I can't remember if I'm conflating this section with something that happened in one of the remakes of 2 or 3.
TehAmelie: dijon honey mustard and ham on rough bread, mm-hmm
Violet__Violence: oh wowwww
NavelWarfare: Yeah that's kinda how it works
EdoardoZone: still alive, run over by an ambulance
GhostValv: huh
weslyphon: I've been trying to work out why the smart phone-esque gui and throwing off zombies with quick time events seemed so familiar and I've just clocked that this is the RE game that Daymare: 1998 was most directly cribbing from
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure, that sounds... like an idea.
EdoardoZone: what a stupid idea
Getter404: Once again: Who the hell is this nerd
HundreydAundre: Uhhh... that would've killed you, game. Wth?
JonnyGlitch: are to looting the mobile phones of those poor zombie victims?
BirkaBirkowski: I hate it when I casually get run over by a flaming ambulance
Makrosian_Tae: So-crates?
omdorastrix: Um, Actually... that wouldn;t work that way... *asjusts glasses*
jamesthedabbler: The guy is bit
jamesthedabbler: Fo sure
EdoardoZone: stupid ambulances, killing innocents
JonnyGlitch: I predict: that cop gon die
KevlarGiraffe: sergeHi lrrBEN sergeHi lrrADAM
BusTed: I remember that one.
bv310: Isn't this the exact scenario from L4D?
TehAmelie: everybody is gonna die. it's just a question if they gonna die a little bit or mega extra die
bv310: Go look for the cola and the lawn gnome
EdoardoZone: one of each, please
ButButTheJesus: i have to go but thanks for stream, bye chat goodnight lrrHEART
EdoardoZone: to go
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're in a gun shop, with some survivors, yes.
HundreydAundre: Wow. Vegas looks like shit more than ever.
matthaus_c: wait hold up, there was a huge revolver there
plummeting_sloth: sorry, you have to purchase them first
JonnyGlitch: I'm impressed at how bad they've managed to make a pretty looking game
JonnyGlitch: and I've only been here 3 minutes
plummeting_sloth: this is a gun shop, not a charity
glencon: "Hey, I'm just gonna take whatever I need, cool? Cool."
JonnyGlitch: no, you must buy them
Violet__Violence: i like how their heads just melt off
TehAmelie: (i'm assuming)
JonnyGlitch: It's a shop Ben, stealing is wrong
EdoardoZone: it's all bad, adam
coldhands0802: Yeah, Ben you can't take any of these guns because that would be STEALING. And Leon S. Kennedy would never do a thing like that.
JAGxTERRA: Such as life.
Aztren: she is deaf now
JonnyGlitch: The sign says open!
Violet__Violence: what a shitass
Makrosian_Tae: Is that Nolan North?
JonnyGlitch: where's the shopkeeper?
CompletelyUnsure: not after that
bv310: I mean, probably not any more
thraximore: How does she know that?
Violet__Violence: throw him out the window
JAGxTERRA: That pause after being called out
EdoardoZone: he might die horribly in a few minutes
EdoardoZone: hopefully
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure you won't have to travel with him for very long though.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Zombie swat team members.
matthaus_c: he clearly wants to break up so he can get down with all the zombie ladies
Seth_Erickson: In a life and death scenario like this it at least feels real that he only cares about himself but that doesn't mean he's a good person either
TehAmelie: it's funny, i have watched Graham's old stream of this game like six times and i have no memory of anything that's happened so far. except the weird physics on that partner jump
drdudeman: The fact that the zombies have ballistic armor is what gets you and not the fact that they are shooting guns?
RandomTrivia: "Just once, I want a zombie apocalypse to take place during the day" lrrBEEJ
EdoardoZone: too bad you're in a gun store
thraximore: hmmmm I'm not quite sure if chat knows this guy will die... if only there was a way to know
KV1NN4: Didn't that lady you met earlier want to get to 'Peter' was that his mom?
Violet__Violence: what a fucker!
saucemaster5000: At this point they have guns and armor... this has zero to do with zombies, it's just COD
JonnyGlitch: The zombies don't care about not breaking the law, so they stole the armor
coldhands0802: Leon's got a secret second pistol, right?
UnknownGerm: Not even balisstic armore, hard plate
Gildan_Bladeborn: Goodbye!
hesterbyrde: Sure cool. Leave the fucking GUN STORE.
JAGxTERRA: jean shorts = confirmed loser
Getter404: Hey game, quick question: Why should we care about any of this?
Seth_Erickson: That's not true Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Funny how that works.
aClonedPickle: now that's the RE6 experience
MegaDosX: I mean, you shot the president. One thing happened.
EdoardoZone: it's the animal crossing of resident evils
ashesandmochi: STILL not at the cathedral yet
Easilycrazyhat: Dude, you are literally in a ROOM full of guns. Christ.
Ba_Dum_Tish: You are still in chapter one
Seth_Erickson: The President died and Leon was really sad about it
Gildan_Bladeborn: And 3 hours later Ben, you STILL won't konw what's going on.
bv310: Oh noooooooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: *know.
Quentastic: Didn't the president die?
JonnyGlitch: what a shocking turn of events!
Violet__Violence: what'd you think was gonna happen, you dunce
drdudeman: Also wtf is up with being in a gun store and not getting guns
ashesandmochi: ohhhohohoho
TehAmelie: you know the rules, ladies and gentlemen https://i.imgur.com/i31j8j8.jpg
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
JonnyGlitch: just like real life
ContingentCat: woah
JAGxTERRA: oh no he got eaten....so anyways.
Easilycrazyhat: Oh no. Now they shimmy!
Violet__Violence: what a shame
coldhands0802: Not Peter. He was such a well written character.
plummeting_sloth: stay out of my swamp!
Violet__Violence: lmfao
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie that got me good
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, you guys are stuck here until the game deigns to let you advance.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @TehAmelie How do I delete someone elses imgur
JonnyGlitch: wow, is that the first RE "transformation" 3 HOURS IN?!
MegaDosX: Is that payback for Adam throwing a grenade instead of healing you last game Ben? :p
TehAmelie: it gets better the more awfully out of time you post it
EdoardoZone: 159 more than me
Gildan_Bladeborn: @JonnyGlitch - no, there was one about 10 minutes earlier.
JAGxTERRA: that is one unaware cop
TehAmelie: noo my imgurs
Violet__Violence: pffff
coldhands0802: Waiting for Capcom to decide you've appropriately understood their deep and epic narrative is a big part of this game. : \
JonnyGlitch: that's more bullets than in all of the previous RE games combined!
Aztren: nice bulldog
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep all these extras are totally going to survive
Lithobraker: @TehAmelie I'm sorry, I'm waiting for the BDG instructional video on turning jorts into kant's.
Driosenth: rko?
plummeting_sloth: This city had a population of about 65 thousand, When you have killed all of them, the mission will advance
Gildan_Bladeborn: Eventually... after just far, far too long, I think the dude upstairs lets you in.
EdoardoZone: 159 is enough for 1 zombie in re1
Pharmacistjudge: did they just dance a zombie to death?
coldhands0802: You aren't missing anything.
matthaus_c: not missing anything.
ya_boi_choco: a bulldog ?!
thraximore: pacing!
JAGxTERRA: nope this is the game you are playing the game
JagwarJenkins: just went wwe on that zombie
TheMerricat: Chat this is the true horror of man, when we become so inured in killing zombies that a Resident Evil game plays like a Dead Rising game.....
RandomTrivia: WHY DIDN'T YOU CLOSE THE SHUTTERS EARLIER?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: He could have done that at any point.
Violet__Violence: why didn't he just do that before
JonnyGlitch: @EdoardoZone It's so foggy for me, I just assumed bullets were useless against RE1 zoms
Easilycrazyhat: You had that this WHOLE TIME?!
InkyGhoast: GaMePlAy
RandomTrivia: This game is full of idiots!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because this is a bad video game Adam.
glencon: You're first mistake is using logic
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do not attempt to bring logic into this game
plummeting_sloth: look, he's not made of electronic shutter activations. That costs money
glencon: your
Seth_Erickson: Zombies Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes, he sure did that.
JAGxTERRA: We had to get rid of that jean shorts asshole
JonnyGlitch: shh
Easilycrazyhat: What an asshole
JonnyGlitch: don't worry about it Adam
obijam_: cotton lol
Lord_ZYRK: Cotton got new shins PogChamp
TehAmelie: that man wants to marry his gun
plummeting_sloth: Ah, tall Cotton
EdoardoZone: @JonnyGlitch takes a couple more bullets than I'd have hoped. It's on the difficult side
zeldakid1999: Wow so many famous people
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah right, THIS is how you get from the city to "not the city".
fastlane250: he killed fitty men
Rhynerd: Has he killed fiddy zombies?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yes
ladylinzington: Japanese dude?
Violet__Violence: christ
ladylinzington: yikes
MechaKuuga: That did just happen
EdoardoZone: @JonnyGlitch maybe 6-7 bullets, and you burn them with the gasoline
TehAmelie: he cut through them. . .like Moses through the red sea
coldhands0802: Resident Evil would never do a thing like that, Ben. You must have misheard. : p
glencon: gjakeYikes
JonnyGlitch: Now that guy is either unkillable or will go out in a blaze of glory
MadmanOreo: 2 for flinching, nerd!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should probably use healing items Adam.
Seth_Erickson: this is one big cluster truck
matthaus_c: this is what we call a party
JAGxTERRA: Its like a royal rumble.
EdoardoZone: zombie frat party
JonnyGlitch: how much of these events are guaranteed and how may are depending where you stand?
Gildan_Bladeborn: And after all this fighting is finished, that dude will close THESE shutters.
Gildan_Bladeborn: As you do.
zimmercj: Shoot the one s without skin
Tiber727: Someone call the the fire dept. This has to be over occupancy.
Triforcecwp: everyone in that room should be dead from friendly fire lol
Easilycrazyhat: It'd be interesting if there were friendly fire. As is, it just seems confusing to be confusing
Ba_Dum_Tish: We haven't jumped the zombie shark on this game.
glencon: This place is definitely not OSHA-compliant
TehAmelie: oh man imagine how many game levels the fire marshal would shut down
109 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
BuddhaSpoon: breyaBust breyaChut
carl0ou: bust chut
coldhands0802: If this wasn't a Resident Evil game, and hadn't had a zillion dollars spent on it, everybody would assume you were playing some $10 game you found on Steam.
blue_lore: breyaBust breyaChut
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
Balaur1135: breyaBust breyaChut KappaPride
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, this is the part where they're slow-rolling the inevitable jumping of the shark.
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Rhynerd: Hi raiders!
kalira77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
kalira77: push button, make number go bigger, give nice people money to kill zombies
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kalira77! (Today's storm count: 105)
WhisperOnaMountain: b
zeldakid1999: Hi raiders
JonnyGlitch: do the NPCs die permanently?
WhisperOnaMountain: ust
WhisperOnaMountain: ch
MrOrion24: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also I just remembered that phrase is literal, in this game's case.
SeaDiegoFC: breyaBust breyaChut RAID
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'd forgotten about that bit.
WhisperOnaMountain: bust
WhisperOnaMountain: chut
mishotem: #BUSTCHUT
TehAmelie: hello raidsm'n
blue_lore: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
thraximore: again with the shutters!
drdudeman: wait what
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
Sage0fMadness: What's good Adam and Ben?
kalira77: hello raidspeople
MegaDosX: Raiders! Welcome to...this.
drdudeman: there were shutters the whole time?
WhisperOnaMountain: we bust all the chuts
JonnyGlitch: This game totally feels like an asset flip that spent BIG on the assets
Dog_of_Myth: Heya breyaBust breyaChut
carl0ou: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
Lord_ZYRK: Just imagine him leaning out the window with that rifle yelling "I KILLED FIDDY MEN"
drdudeman: Why didnt they deploy them earlier?
Sage0fMadness: As well as all the great people in LRR chat
RandomTrivia: Welcome to a wondrous garbage fire that is RE6
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welcome to president evil
Stormthius: TombRaid TombRaid
Violet__Violence: i'm sure that'll hold
Pharmacistjudge: whoa whoa, that's pretty offensive to compare bust chut to the US Senate.
plummeting_sloth: only works if you kick the door after
Violet__Violence: OH
Trashweazel: breyaChut breyaBust
Getter404: BOOMER
coldhands0802: Kick it!
Easilycrazyhat: Well, there's an herb right there.
Rhynerd: Lot of those door barricades in this city.
ashesandmochi: oh a BIG BOY
Gildan_Bladeborn: Was that an herb on the desk?
thraximore: boomer
carl0ou: haiyah
Bearudite: big chungus
Makrosian_Tae: We left for dead now!
matthaus_c: you mentioned L4D?
ladylinzington: Pearl!
WhisperOnaMountain: dont fatshame
RandomTrivia: Don't fatshame the zombie Leon!
mishotem: try kicking it, it might explode
Ritaspirithntr: It’s a Boomer!!
Mr_Whyt: language!
TheMerricat: One damn duribble boomer
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well because you're looking like a snack, Adam.
Rhynerd: It’s a tank boomer hybrid!
mishotem: shoot the floor?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nom nom nom
JonnyGlitch: craft the bullets into bandaids by pouring the gunpowder on a wound and lighting it!
JonnyGlitch: Hey look it's Twitch chat!
Seth_Erickson: This reminds me of Left 4 Dead a little
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember that thing you said about "having all kinds of ammo"? The game knew you'd think that.
matthaus_c: don't be sorry to us, we're the idiots getting entertained for free lol
Pharmacistjudge: leaper? it sounds like you are playing left 4 dead
Gildan_Bladeborn: The next chapter is coming up.
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the "grand finale" of the initial chapter.
RandomTrivia: Apparently you can only spend skill points between chapters
meachamo: Come on, Roger!
Ba_Dum_Tish: You have to do your zombie killing chores before you get to spend your points
Pharmacistjudge: fair game Henry, fair game
hesterbyrde: It's left for dead but in reverse
JonnyGlitch: wow this is straight up unrecognisable as an RE game
matthaus_c: christ on a CRUTCH?
Tiber727: Save Bill!
Angreed66: It's almost as if there is a connection...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gunpa, noooo!
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TheTruePhantomAngel: Leon look out, there are zombies!
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JonnyGlitch: It's called "AAAH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"
TehAmelie: this is like Left for Dead but wrong. it's Right for Dead
bv310: Cotton, nooooooooo
Tiber727: Tank!
plummeting_sloth: Left 5 Dead
Lord_ZYRK: Don't have to reload your feet
LordZarano: This came out 4 years after Left 4 Dead
JonnyGlitch: nah he's going to have an awesomer death
Seth_Erickson: that grenade was mega effective
Violet__Violence: juked!
RandomTrivia: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
thraximore: three years, wasn't it? @LordZarano
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sometimes, instead of dying, they get stronger. For reasons.
JonnyGlitch: just throw the asshole NPC at him as a snack
EdoardoZone: desert bus for nope
Rhynerd: Bus is here!
Adamantcheese: BUS IS COMING
Lord_ZYRK: Dodge god btw
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think if this had been a side game rather than a main line it might have been better received
rasterscan: I think the funny thing is that the NPCs are basically acting as if they're in an actual horror movie while Leon and Helena are just acting like martial-arts-shooting-zombie masters.
Rhynerd: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
Getter404: BUS IS COMING
TehAmelie: i can feel it venga in the air tonight, o lawd
RandomTrivia: IT'S COMING!
matthaus_c: and everybody's jumping
rasterscan: Two entirely different tones.
Gildan_Bladeborn: We like to party. We like, to party.
JonnyGlitch: rope-a-dope!
SmoreThanAFeelin: if its not the vengabus
obijam_: the venga bus...has arrived
Violet__Violence: oh, welp
MegaDosX: The wheels on the bus go round and round
meachamo: Take chances, make mistakes, get dirty.
EhItsRy: No one saw that thing?
Lord_ZYRK: Ms. Frizzle: "You kids ready to see some shit?"
sydnius: Got a transfer
EhItsRy: Just snuck up and picked the bus up
JonnyGlitch: do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-DO-do-do-do-DO-DO-DO
TehAmelie: round and round, round and round
JonnyGlitch: Fat burns don't 'cha know?
coldhands0802: Hank's Dad has died
coldhands0802: Nope
Violet__Violence: that felt scripted yeah
Easilycrazyhat: Well they're not gonna be in Resident Evil 6: 2
Chromegear: sadly no
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cut scene death
coldhands0802: You get no choices in this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't think you can, no.
Tiber727: He was only 2 days left until retirement!
Rhynerd: Nah, those deaths were scripted
RandomTrivia: Nothing, NOTHING that is or ever was organic is that durable
plummeting_sloth: yeah, buckle in boys
ashesandmochi: it REALLY feels like every civilian death is unavoidable
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can... "kind of" save some upcoming characters. Kind of.
theo_frances: happy holidays, everyone
matthaus_c: RE is but thou must: the franchise
plummeting_sloth: Chapters are a flat circle
HundreydAundre: So, it begins. (Again...)
Dmc3628: sink it all on Melee
JonnyGlitch: oh I'm on a delay whoops, time to refresh
TehAmelie: m'lee?
RandomTrivia: We literally ploughed a spinning bus wheel over it and it didn't even get a graze
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can only ever have 3 equipped at a time.
OmnipotentTrevor: full. melee. build
Pharmacistjudge: that's super important to know
Pharmacistjudge: 3 skills only
Dmc3628: the stamina bar
Saintnex: Melee!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Some are 1 and done, some have "levels", that you progressively unlock by buying the next level after the first.
JonnyGlitch: sorry for the caps but WHAT IS THIS GAME?
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YeetTheRich_: go lone wolf!
aClonedPickle: you have to buy it, then equip it
Gildan_Bladeborn: The really expensive ones are as good as they ever get, ergo, the price.
TehAmelie: i believe Lone Wolf actively hinders you, for the record
Seth_Erickson: there is a melee skill right
Gildan_Bladeborn: I remembered there being one/
aClonedPickle: there is melee damage increase and combat gauge/stamina increase
DEATHlikescats: this game feels like the inspiration for the Fast and Furious movies
Glaciopolimer: yeah Zombie Hunter
matthaus_c: just kick the glowing orange spots
Makrosian_Tae: Lock-On
Saintnex: Ben should definitely pick the melee skill
Makrosian_Tae: Increase accuracy
JonnyGlitch: yeah looting skills sound good for you Adam, considering your aim!
JonnyGlitch: Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Melee is fun
OmnipotentTrevor: It may or may not be effective Ben, but you'll look awesome doing it.
ContingentCat: live your dreams Ben, the bosses aren't your real dad
Lithobraker: @RandomTrivia well, rubber is vulcanized latex, which is tree sap, so technically....
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's just ZOMBIES though.
Ritaspirithntr: Only one way to find out Ben! benginFingers
coldhands0802: I think it's all damage to zombies. But you wont always be fighting zombies
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not anything that's "not" a zombie.
JonnyGlitch: Love you Adam!
Makrosian_Tae: Lock-On to increase accuracy
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
itira: OOOOHHH
coldhands0802: Got EM!
Gildan_Bladeborn: There are lots of things that are not "zombies" in the game.
TheInnsanity: WOAH
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
tabbyphobos: get em
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: oooohhhhhhh
itira: gottem!
RandomTrivia: BOOM
MegaDosX: lmao get got
dslucia: katesLol katesLol katesLol
matthaus_c: someone call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ADAM
TheInnsanity: he's DEAD
zeldakid1999: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: REKT
itomeshi: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
saucemaster5000: nice
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thordak_keitel: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: proud of you ADAM
Stormthius: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Getter404: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: lrrWOW sergeHolyMoly
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: Somebody call the ambulance
JonnyGlitch: NOICE!
SmoreThanAFeelin: now thats a counter
DEATHlikescats: HyperParkour HyperParkour HyperParkour HyperParkour HyperParkour
YeetTheRich_: benginDab
Ba_Dum_Tish: Guys there are enough zombies stop killing each other
durge12: F
JonnyGlitch: THANK YOU
jamesthedabbler: Ohhhhhhh
ArdCollider: FootGoal
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Just witnessed a fucking murder
CyberColossus: COUNTER
JonnyGlitch: MORE PLEASE
Gildan_Bladeborn: Past these initial chapters zombies are actually pretty scarce.
CaptainSpam: Siiiiiiiick burn.
itira: that was good lolol
AtrusOfMyst: BODIED
sydnius: OhMyDog
TamesLovesGames: LUL
DEATHlikescats: missch22PRECIOUS missch22NOWHERE2
Kramburger: Adam Savidan, the Comedy SEKIRO
Saintnex: FBtouchdown
ashesandmochi: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: missch22MYLIEGE missch22MYLIEGE missch22MYLIEGE missch22MYLIEGE
Makrosian_Tae: LOCK-ON
JonnyGlitch: You've taken your time Adam, but boy, you made it count!
DEATHlikescats: missch22ITSFINE missch22ZOMBAE
Angreed66: Chat doesn't die. Anyway we are all loot goblins
coldhands0802: 877 Points Now
Stormthius: how old is that now?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I would suggest skills that are more generally useful rather than ones that make you good at killing particular types of enemies, because you're not going to be fighting zombies for a lot of this game. Remember: this first bit "tricks" you, into thinking this will be a normal game.
YeetTheRich_: psycho mantis?
JonnyGlitch: The seats on the bus go... wait...
coldhands0802: Capcom = OUT of ideas.
TheInnsanity: they got REALLY into neopets
Rhynerd: Yes really
Violet__Violence: because normal umbrella wasn't threatening enough i guess
Kramburger: Neo means new, so it kinda makes sense
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can RE get away from umbrella
JonnyGlitch: they ran out of asset budget for seats
Nigouki: at least they didn't go with NewRobourus
Makrosian_Tae: @Gildan_Bladeborn Kinda spoilery don't you think?
Kramburger: JK Simmmons?
coldhands0802: NOT a villain, for sure.
mishotem: they could try to be clever and call themselves Parasol or something
matthaus_c: oh no, thumb ring is a classic villain signifier
Getter404: Hi Time Traveling Charles Dance!
meachamo: Umbrella 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rhynerd: Oh no it’s the NSA?
Lithobraker: That guy is totally not evil
plummeting_sloth: How could it fuck it up that bad!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow one zombie took out a bus?
EhItsRy: Where do all these zombies just materialize from
plummeting_sloth: Literally all you had to do is just keep driving the way you were driving!
EhItsRy: Every time
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is not how bus vs person works
omdorastrix: Treating the bust like a sportscar
Lord_ZYRK: Your *new* thing, huh?
aClonedPickle: thanks i mildly dislike it but it hits every now and then
MadmanOreo: !st day on the job and a week away from retirement =/
TehAmelie: more like Fred Wurst BLAMMO
omdorastrix: It's quite hard to do a donut in a bus...
Kramburger: Wow, you're playing RE6 on stream? Are you Graham Stark?
Styxseus: Unlike all the living people, zombies seems to have excellent balance
Lord_ZYRK: It's Adam's Starkhaus
TehAmelie: hmm has anyone ever seen Adam and Graham in the same room?
TehAmelie: (we totally have)
MegaDosX: Plot armour!
aClonedPickle: power of hugs
Getter404: Teleportation!
bv310: Grab hold of something! *Grabs each other*
hesterbyrde: They're related to Lara Croft
Easilycrazyhat: It was a Safety Hug, Adam
CyberColossus: Fast and the furious BBAY
coldhands0802: Ehh, eat some herb tic-tacs, you'll be fine
drdngr: maybe we shouldnt get in vehicles...
CompletelyUnsure: you grabbed something, that's why
ContingentCat: we're having a really bad day
Rhynerd: RIP Mike
Lithobraker: The zombie was inside you the whole time
midichlorianuser: He'll be fine
EdoardoZone: peaceful end
saucemaster5000: Adam is just Graham in a James skinsuit
The_Myrddraal: Like, not even one broken bone?
EhItsRy: Joseph- Joestar level of vehicular luck
zimmercj: The jiggle physics saved you
EdoardoZone: in a an explosion
Kramburger: He's gone to the big Home in the Sky
hesterbyrde: Grieve? You knew them for like ten minutes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We have not even begun to RE6 yet
YeetTheRich_: big headcanon
JonnyGlitch: TOO FAR
Saintnex: So the helicopter crash hasnt happened yet, it was a flash forward
omdorastrix: He;'ll "make it right"
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Kramburger: You're playing RE6 on stream, you're graham
JonnyGlitch: Poor James
RandomTrivia: That's an image I didn't know I didn't want in my head
incredulouspasserby: no they meant it literally
Kramburger: That's YOUR joke
HundreydAundre: Why would you say that!?
ContingentCat: because G streamed RE6
EdoardoZone: James? Who wants James?
YeetTheRich_: thats what graham would say
EhItsRy: you only exist in comparison with others graham 2
plummeting_sloth: yeah, spoiler alert I guess, but a substantial amount of the worlds population will die in this game and we will inexplicably survive
Lord_ZYRK: Man, they crawled out of a wrecked bus, it is pouring rain, and their hair is flawless
Omthebox: I dunno about dreams
matthaus_c: yeah chat, James has feelings, don't compare him to Adam
meachamo: Have we ever seen Adam and Graham at the same time?
saucemaster5000: Are you sure?
jetpixi: Seems sus
gualdhar: and Graham is a successful business owner
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, no...but you were doing it...but...
Lord_ZYRK: Aww, that's cute, Adam :)
Pharmacistjudge: Sure Brinson
Saintnex: But you are playing RE6 on stream, so ergo clearly Graham :p
ChippTunes: RE6 is RE4 but way shittier
JonnyGlitch: There is no one else like Adam Savidan!
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
Violet__Violence: bork bork
theneatestburrito: Alright, "Adam Savidan"
drdngr: graham is adam in a james suit?
The_Myrddraal: James Graham-adan
Adamantcheese: OhMyDog
Gildan_Bladeborn: I remember there being items hidden behind gravestones in this bit.
tuckamanian: James is the imposter
Kramburger: Prove you're NOT wearing a skin suit, smart guy
hesterbyrde: BORK DRIVE ONLINE!
itira: Im not so sure about this "Adam Savidan"
durge12: beej was training him to be the new beej while on roadquest
RandomTrivia: Remember what Adam did to the last person in Chat who tried to get him :D That was 2 minutes ago
NavelWarfare: benginRemy
NimrodXIV: Remy has strong opinions
Octonomicon: Adam Savidan: Worlds Greatest Gamer
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
dslucia: don't worry adam, i love you for you drinki12FrogChamp
brainbosh: Adam in an Adam skinsuit.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, zombies.
Easilycrazyhat: Wow, that zombie sucks
ButterBall000: He's Adam Savidam in an Adam Savidam suit
neisan2112: benginRemy benginRemy BORF
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog BARK OhMyDog THE OhMyDog CHAT OhMyDog AWAY OhMyDog
Decaped: only 2 yelly boys allowed on this stream
itomeshi: Remy: But I want to help!
Graham_LRR: I am not a number!
sydnius: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
Lithobraker: Hey Adam do that thing where you fall down and die in Minecraft Kappa
ghyllnox: See, that's exactly what Graham would say
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Graham!
Kramburger: Oh no, Stream Dad's here!
Getter404: Yorick. Push top.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bjork
meachamo: Hamlet?
Makrosian_Tae: Yorik used to be my main!!
Pharmacistjudge: oh no, Daddy G is here...quick chat.. HIDE
tuckamanian: Adam is the imposter. he's sus
hesterbyrde: Alas. Poor Yorick
TehAmelie: we believe in you Adam. although the long time you and James have spent living together has rubbed off in some obvious ways, you're still taller than him :)
zimmercj: I knew him Horatio
MegaDosX: Out, damned spot
Makrosian_Tae: FACT
RandomTrivia: Like, I literally just put a clip in chat of Adam straight-up murdering a critic
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh I just remembered... well you guys will see. Graham LOVED it (no, no he did not).
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote shotgun
LRRbot: Quote #2464: "You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!" —Cameron [2016-05-07]
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Violet__Violence: lmfao
EdoardoZone: was over too quickjly
Nigouki: nah, sticky remote explosives are always the best weapon
EdoardoZone: stay in there
coldhands0802: hahaha. That shovel throw!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was amazing.
ashesandmochi: what is this PIT
Lithobraker: He fell in the hole! He is James!
theleerm: the camera in this is seriously messing with me
noisyblizzard: this is fighting fantasy all over again^^
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #7574: "You seem like you have the right amount of holes." —Ian [2021-04-15]
Kramburger: Adam doing Karate in his Hole
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a really shiny hole
TehAmelie: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
EdoardoZone: a grave situation
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
OmnipotentTrevor: "back to life"
plummeting_sloth: Nanomachines, son
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote fog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Makrosian_Tae: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4298: "I'm pretty sure I could beat Matt Wiggins in court." —Adam [2017-07-05]
Styxseus: by Steven King
Saintnex: thats a good question... no more questions
Gildan_Bladeborn: You are in a cemetery, yes.
matthaus_c: !findquote dance
Easilycrazyhat: Maybe the rain? -shrug-
Makrosian_Tae: Boff
TehAmelie: a lesser known Einstein quote goes "dig holes as often as you can"
Pharmacistjudge: some of the viruses are transmitted via water
midichlorianuser: These are just the zombies that have always been here
omdorastrix: Is ben just calling out his friends when they log into games?
jetpixi: 💨🧟♂️
Tiber727: It's ground penetrating bioweapon fog.
Lord_ZYRK: Styxseus that's The Mist
ContingentCat: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6073: "Cool, I have uses now! Suck it, world!" —Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
Makrosian_Tae: I dunno man, you said it
Kramburger: Adam, coult you Dunk on Wiggans?
HundreydAundre: Hey, stream! *whisper & glances* Wanna buy some ammo!?
Stormthius: !findquote Tonka truck
LRRbot: Quote #3401: "Your mother was a Tonka truck!" —Ben [2016-09-14]
bv310: !findquote booty
LRRbot: Quote #7369: "If the booty is facing away from me, then the eyebrows are facing towards me." —Beej [2020-11-20]
TehAmelie: Matt is like 10% lawyer
Electrodyne: Wookiee wookiee, gigawookiee
PinkHoneyCMB: Happy 420
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was 2017...
Styxseus: Oh heck, youre right! @Lord_ZYRK I forgot!
ChippTunes: But what if he’s a criminal
Omthebox: There's a chance you were high
YeetTheRich_: no that was graham who said that Kappa
Saintnex: !quote Adam
EdoardoZone: Your mother was a tonka truck xD
plummeting_sloth: the Bball court
ashesandmochi: 2017 adam was thinking things
Kramburger: Maybe you meant the basketball court
lochnessseammonster: basketball court?
JagwarJenkins: does that make them ghouls?
Pharmacistjudge: well, stick a camera in front of someone for like 1000+ hours a year for several years Adam, you'll find they say all sorts of things.
EvilBadman: but what if basketball court
itira: D:
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: Matt went to college
Gildan_Bladeborn: The court of opinion?
itira: its ok Adam
Lord_ZYRK: Matt's domesticated
itira: I feel that...
RandomTrivia: Holy shit today is full of flying words
hesterbyrde: Awwww Adam....
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's still feral
zeldakid1999: VirtualHug
EdoardoZone: adam, fight it
jetpixi: LUL
itira: XD
NotCainNorAbel: none of us can
kalira77: Adam, apparently you were playing Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 when you said that, if that helps, lol
bionicborp: mood
matthaus_c: !findquote society
itira: biiiig mood
RandomTrivia: Adam's planning his next comeback for Ben. It's gonna be great, I can't wait to hear it
theleerm: mooood
coldhands0802: I mean, neither can Twitch chat
Ba_Dum_Tish: You fit in with all your trog friends
Lord_ZYRK: Don't be that way, Adam! You mostly don't even pee on the rug!
Makrosian_Tae: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... what even IS "proper society" anymore?
jetpixi: Just karate kick your way through life
fastlane250: I function... enough
SnackPak_: I thought that was why we're here
hesterbyrde: I'm feral and I can't be reintegrated.
sydnius: Moist graveyard
Tiber727: But Adam, we live in a society!
ButterBall000: I think it's time to ride the train
TehAmelie: one of the funniest segments in Loading Ready Live is when they get computer generated quotes mixed with real quotes and nobody can guess what they themselves have said and haven't
Pharmacistjudge: umm...have you seen the US/Canada? WE don't live in a proper society
ArdCollider: when I moved in with my partner, it was constant jokes about the Duckman ep where he gets a feral bride
EdoardoZone: cold tub.
Violet__Violence: ew lmao
ghyllnox: Do we even *have* proper society anymore? Nothing to worry about!
Electrodyne: What if you bite the zombie instead of letting it bite you
Trashweazel: everyone in the pit
YeetTheRich_: hot tub stream lets go
neisan2112: Is that related to the People's Elbow?
NotCainNorAbel: I don't want to be part of any society that would have me as a member.
RandomTrivia: BEN NO
RandomTrivia: FUCK
jetpixi: Why
Violet__Violence: ben why
matthaus_c: human body hair and dilluted piss soup
AtrusOfMyst: Pools are just urine ramen with people
EdoardoZone: weon!
meachamo: flavortown
coldhands0802: Do the enemies keep spawning here?
Easilycrazyhat: Pee and skin residue
Gildan_Bladeborn: And fecal matter, and piss.
EhItsRy: The soup from last night soup
Kramburger: At least pools have filters
SnackPak_: Hot tubs are more people cereal imo
itira: Weeeoooon!
Makrosian_Tae: Good time to stop
Ba_Dum_Tish: People really don't like it when you bring vegetables to the pool
Lord_ZYRK: If you think body hair is the worst stuff off a human body in those, I got some bad news
DeM0nFiRe: I tried to explain this all to the lifeguard but they still kicked me out for emptying ramen flavor packets in the public pool
itira: That went by so fast!
EdoardoZone: it was all right.
Makrosian_Tae: I had lots of fun
JonnyGlitch: Thank you for the stream everyone!
drdudeman: Does canada "celebrate" 4/20 as well?
hesterbyrde: Hell yeah.
SmoreThanAFeelin: yea!
TStodden: It's ONLY SOUP if you drink it...
Violet__Violence: was a good time!
matthaus_c: I lightly chuckled
itira: I had a great time!
coldhands0802: Loads of fun, thanks for playing this
jetpixi: Yis
Nigouki: yes
glencon: I had fun.
saucemaster5000: Kinda expected this to be fun, and it was
zeldakid1999: Yea
fastlane250: was aight
EvilBadman: @snackpak_ Stop eating cereal hot
hesterbyrde: Three hours flew by
noisyblizzard: calebdLove calebdLove calebdLove
RandomTrivia: We had an absolute blast
Styxseus: This was great! :D <3
Omthebox: I took a nap
Talin06: yes
Electrodyne: I had fun
JonnyGlitch: Had a great time, though I wouldn't had I played this
neisan2112: Fun stream
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Honestly fun.
SirMorek: i had fun!
Saintnex: yup, but I refuse to credit the game, and choose to credit you and Ben!
hesterbyrde: Time is fun when you're having flies.
DEATHlikescats: dang!
MegaDosX: That was definitely entertaining. Whether that was you guys or the game, I'm not sure.
ashesandmochi: the melee looks like a good time
Pharmacistjudge: I had fun because you two are entertaining...the game is okay.
Dog_of_Myth: I had a sensible chuckle
TehAmelie: i had like twelve fun
letfireraindown: started late due to hanging with a friend
tabbyphobos: watching you boys having fun is fun times
InquisitorGaia: You and Ben are what make this game fun
chefryto90: Súper fun!
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a... short bit of drudgery, to come, and then... well then it goes OFF the rails.
Makrosian_Tae: I guffawed
YeetTheRich_: i was really SCARED by that HORROR game yes
sydnius: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
hatboozeparty: It was great
lochnessseammonster: i had fun until the people soup
SmoreThanAFeelin: Air came out my nose on many occasions
itira: I laughed out loud multiple times
omdorastrix: @drdudeman it's 20/4 up here
EdoardoZone: good job
Rhynerd: It was fun to watch you two mess about
DEATHlikescats: it's bonkers in a b movie fun way
TwitchTVsFrank: 👌💯
Tiber727: @SnackPak_ Hot tubs are like sous vide machines for humans.
jetpixi: 😤
JonnyGlitch: blowing smoke?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Things get... interesting, once you get to the cathedral.
Lord_ZYRK: Forceful Nasal Exhalations 'R' Us
akmorris13: Yes pap
Pharmacistjudge: Adam and I are wearing the same shirt...except I'm at work in the pharmacy.
Mister_BlueSky: You didn’t open the case. 1/10
Ba_Dum_Tish: RE6 is exactly the kind of crazy that I think works for Adam and Ben
dslucia: 😤😤😤
akmorris13: Yes papa
MegaDosX: That's a lot of months
itira: Adam?
jetpixi: What is happening
JagwarJenkins: human sous vide
coldhands0802: Is it arm day?
YeetTheRich_: what is this
TehAmelie: 91? that's like two years of months
akmorris13: 😤😤😤
sydnius: ScaredyCat
Omthebox: oo OOO
inconsideratehat: Eyyyy you pronounced my nic right this time! XD
RandomTrivia: I went *snrk* as portrayed in the following clip
Makrosian_Tae: Let the trains hit the floor. Let the trains hit the floor!
itira: uh?
CaptainSpam: Ian's going to come in Sunday and wonder why his trunk's sitting in the streaming office...
jetpixi: Sup with the guitar case
Ba_Dum_Tish: Waiting for adam to drop that
coldhands0802: Alright, see you guys later. Have a good one.
MegaDosX: I assume Ben was doing his leaning back with the keyboard in his lap thing
Kramburger: All the subs that count ;)
Pharmacistjudge: we found the lap typer
Gildan_Bladeborn: He was spinning it on his finger, obviously.
bv310: I like to imagine Ben plays RE like that one guitar hero clone game
TehAmelie: wait i get it now, that is the monolith from 2001
TehAmelie: James is going to touch it and evolve into Adam
itira: Adams in an earthquake
JonnyGlitch: it's fun to bounce!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam and Ben! lrrHEART lrrHEART And thanks for the Remy cameos! benginRemy benginLove
NotCainNorAbel: my bits didn't register?
JonnyGlitch: it was so bad it made it fun
jetpixi: LUL @itira
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Violet__Violence: lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: You've played through the most normal section of that game.
sydnius: FortOne FrankerZ
Gildan_Bladeborn: The really amazing parts are all still coming up.
Glaciopolimer: those people were on screen for half and hour and then died
akmorris13: lrrHEART
jetpixi: I bounce my leg so much I tire myself out
RandomTrivia: 2 minutes ago, they're on the notifications page
itira: Thanks for laughing at my lame joke @jetpixi
ArkhamArchivist: Cotton Hill got Cotton Killed
YeetTheRich_: show box
bv310: Big ups for Cotton, being kind of bad again in the afterlife
matthaus_c: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
Saintnex: so far we have failed to save literally any one that we have tried to help
Makrosian_Tae: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
NotCainNorAbel: not a big deal.
JonnyGlitch: what's in the box! it's @NotCainNorAbel 's bits!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dix: FROOT FROOT
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
ashesandmochi: SO FAST
RandomTrivia: *NYOOM*
CaptainSpam: They are blueberries, FLOOR IT!
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
MegaDosX: It's been building up energy all stream, and has to let it all out now
Lord_ZYRK: BULLET TRAIN BAYBEEE
itira: MY FROOT
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
TehAmelie: can you speed it up until the voice gets noticably brighter?
Jim02762: I am confused and very scared.
YeetTheRich_: cool box
JonnyGlitch: better than Santa's Elves
akmorris13: PUT THEM IN THE TRAIN
DeM0nFiRe: Wait a minute... guys I dont think the song was actually coming from the case at all!
TehAmelie: just askin
neisan2112: Doesn't quite close very well
Violet__Violence: lmfao
Pharmacistjudge: there are zom-om-bies...put them on the train
Rhynerd: The train is very excited
AtrusOfMyst: What a relaxing song
JonnyGlitch: tricky with the delay
MegaDosX: I would really love to know how you managed to store a song in a box like that
akmorris13: FRUIT FRUIT
RandomTrivia: Holy shit I can barely breathe LUL
JonnyGlitch: fart noises!
inconsideratehat: LOL
afantastico: benginHeart you guys
Styxseus: :D
chefryto90: Perfect comedy benginLol
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
bv310: The best possible ending
ashesandmochi: INCREDIBLE
MegaDosX: Jackbox hype!
Makrosian_Tae: Thank you both for streaming. I love you goobers <3
bv310: Oooh, Jonkbonks
Makrosian_Tae: Goodnight yall!
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
akmorris13: Good night spooky boys! lrrHEART
jetpixi: Bass?
HundreydAundre: Seals! Yea!!
Trashweazel: great stream thanks!
JonnyGlitch: But it's Sunday!
BusTed: Nice.
RandomTrivia: Uh, Taiko Drumming might be pushing that back a week
niccus: they might be doing the final boss of Taiko Adv 2 first
JonnyGlitch: IAN! IAAAAAAN!
jetpixi: Oh shit that’s Ians?!
Seth_Erickson: He'll never find out
itira: we're cool
HundreydAundre: W U T?
MegaDosX: HEY IAN WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
jetpixi: ಠ_ಠ
chefryto90: Twitch Chat dont be narcs
SnackPak_: ice cold
Nigouki: There is literally no way that Ian could possibly find out
ashesandmochi: it contains the froot train
Juliamon: Ian plays bass, yes
CaptainSpam: Don't worry, there's no live footage of you doing that.
Saintnex: I mean its almost definitely going on the highlights so :p
HundreydAundre: U, Wut?
Easilycrazyhat: You're good. It's not like this is recorded forever...>.>
ArdCollider: thank god my partner wasn't just playing Destiny with Ian
TehAmelie: be cool? if only we knew how
kalira77: !findquote cool
LRRbot: Quote #4733: "I have a really cool sword...until it explodes...presumably." —Graham [2018-03-05]
electra310: I can't remember the story of Adam's shirt, it's bugging me!
neisan2112: Finished that HELL Nuzlock
ArdCollider: otherwise we would've accidentally blown up Adam's spot
MegaDosX: Pokemon in Minecraft, essentially
JonnyGlitch: Love your work! Also I use your shirt emoji combo often! It's great!
itira: excellent show!
electra310: YES, that's where it's from!
MegaDosX: Road Quest is A+
TehAmelie: chill is one thing the gestalt of chat definitely ain't
electra310: I remember now
gualdhar: it's all downhill from Road Quest
jetpixi: So far!
hesterbyrde: We are in the middle of a rewatch right now! It's so great.
AtrusOfMyst: Do yourself a favor and watch Road Quest
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: Road Quest is very good.
JonnyGlitch: the best combo of emojis ever, occasionally the sunglasses emoji works well in that combo too
bv310: RoadQuest is S-tier comfort food viewing and I desperately hope we get a Season Two some day
LordZarano: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST, LRR's most ambitious project to date, is complete! Watch all 12 episodes here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV_qemO0oath2Wpt7-8jQMT2yChOf9mjs
Saintnex: Road Quest is the best thing I have seen to date
Seth_Erickson: it's all down hill from Road Quest until Road Quest 2 👀
jetpixi: Best thing so far!
MegaDosX: I hope you guys get to do a Road Quest 2 someday
itira: You should!
ya_boi_choco: too late to the stream, that a base Adam?
hesterbyrde: Road Quest has been my pandemic comfort show.
Saintnex: I hope you do too Adam!
CaptainSpam: "In fact, we're doing it again tomorrow. Surprise!"
MegaDosX: Oh that seems /dangerous/
Issurru: Adam and James
NarishmaReborn: if you are not invited back we riot
gualdhar: Ben and Adam in a car would blow up the internet
itira: Ill protest if Adam doesnt get invited lol
neisan2112: That would be insane
RandomTrivia: I would LOVE to see the LOUD BOIS car
Saintnex: ohhhhh
Issurru: the two best friends that anyone ever had OpieOP
neisan2112: Both of those would be great
bv310: All three of you in a mini-van
JonnyGlitch: Adam and James sounds TIGHT
niccus: rip to the ones we lost in rq1
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Can either of you drive?
RandomTrivia: We need several more RoadQuests to cover all the permutations
SmoreThanAFeelin: that car has to have the loud bois sound system
kalira77: @niccus RIP Saabine
TheTruePhantomAngel: My wish is Road Quest has you all traveling on the real Desert Bus trailer. lol
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you all drive?
ashesandmochi: ben and serge would be such a good combo
TheTruePhantomAngel: 2*
JonnyGlitch: You and Alex?
JonnyGlitch: Adam*
electra310: Heh, Road Quest on a real Desert Bus
matthaus_c: first exposure to the Beej
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam got to learn all about anime.
MegaDosX: "Wait, what's yiffing?"
Issurru: and Adam has been CHANGED FOREVER
SnackPak_: everyone in a box van
Saintnex: If Adam and Alex were in the next one, I would like to see the two interact together
Octonomicon: Adam/Beej was a great team
MondoTitan: I'm glad you went!
jetpixi: Me too @saintnex
ContingentCat: I feel like you could put any random two LRR folk together in a car and it would be good
YeetTheRich_: road quest just proves that adam is actually graham ... they were presumably both on that trip yet you never see graham on camera Kappa
CaptainSpam: Beej is unknowable.
RandomTrivia: I'm sure Cam would have been great but you were also great
itira: classic beej
Lord_ZYRK: That he was a Weeblord Supreme?
JonnyGlitch: Beej? WEIRD? never!
Violet__Violence: yeah that sounds like beej lol
bv310: That seems pretty solidly Beej, yeah
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, Beej's undying love for Princess Auto.
ya_boi_choco: It was still dope to eatch
NotCainNorAbel: Adam/Cam car
bv310: The Camadam Car?
hesterbyrde: Much love!
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
Violet__Violence: later y'all!
itira: *nods*
Violet__Violence: <3
Seth_Erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
Pteraspidomorphi: Hope you all can vaccinate soon
pn55: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jetpixi: You tried to skip it!
jetpixi: Lol
Electrodyne: Sidewalk Slam but just hanging out
Issurru: vaal slams around OpieOP
bv310: Beej's love of Princess Auto turned me into a fan of Princess Auto
SnackPak_: easily top 3 PoE player
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Whyt: kick his ass seabass
ashesandmochi: bye!!!!
Omthebox: Aw yeeeeah
ContingentCat: Cam/Beej would be a good pairup
Decaped: in Ultimatums you walk in a circle and things die
JonnyGlitch: I swear Beej has an exceptional memory, in the neurological sense
EhItsRy: Beej has put princess auto on my bucket list
MegaDosX: So it's like Cookie Clicker with the possibility of death?
Issurru: right click to win roo5Head
niccus: that's just real life
DeM0nFiRe: The Path of Exile experience is pressing 1 button to cast every spell at the same time
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Decaped: Spellslingers ftw
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeee! love you all!
electra310: I would like to introduce Beej to Farm and Fleet, I think he would like it
Violet__Violence: byeeeee
itomeshi: you may have just sole me on PoE
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeee
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: o/
Phailhammer: cya :)
JonnyGlitch: Does my cat count?
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
itomeshi: sold*
itira: Thanks for streaming! Have a good night all! :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
electra310: Bye guys, great stream!
YeetTheRich_: aww thanks ben
Violet__Violence: lmfao
NarishmaReborn: you both deserve it too!
Nigouki: THanks for the stream!
kalira77: doogPaw doogBye
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks you two
ashesandmochi: night!!
MegaDosX: Ben pls
Violet__Violence: i love these dorks
Angreed66: cat's count double
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
JonnyGlitch: NO KISS
Issurru: marshmelons
Styxseus: <3
Gulleko: lrrHEART eogPeek
itira: EW
JonnyGlitch: NOW*
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
itira: HAHAHA
RandomTrivia: UH
Saintnex: welp
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
RandomTrivia: HEH
Violet__Violence: ;lsakdfj
itira: uhm
JonnyGlitch: hmmm
DEATHlikescats: lollll
itira: Adam?
DeM0nFiRe