LoadingReadyRun: hopefully there won't be *too* much falling today, seeing as how I am carrying an antimatter bomb lrrCOW lrrFINE
Didero: If you're carrying a bomb, there probably won't be more than one fall :p
TehAmelie: antimatter can be jostled without danger, but only by antimotion
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: the beacons have been lit!
NightValien28: wait paul is carrying another anti matter bomb?
NightValien28: why do the people of US need so many anti matter bombs?
TehAmelie: America calls for aid
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Didero: Hi TXC2!
lirazel64: Wheee!
TXC2: hello Didero
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Didero: I think I got distracted near the end of Monday's stream, because I kind of forget why or where we got a bomb
Didero: Oh right, I was fighting my phone on Monday
lirazel64: An ice cream truck just went by... they were canceled last year.
lirazel64: I could. cry
beowuuf: woohoo,real chores done, time for fantasychores with paul!
Caldurin: @Didero I think someone wanted to use it for archaeology/paleontology purposes. It was slighly unclear.
Didero: Oh right, I remember Heartman talking about dinosaurs for a bit
TehAmelie: i can just imagine the oldLRR archeologist sketch, but with antimatter bombs
lirazel64: We're gonna blow up a layer of tar.
beowuuf: to be fair that couldjusthave been another HZD tie in :p
Didero: Let's hope that's not going to turn into a...... disastar
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: here we GO!
PsychoI3oy: 🐴
Deathrite_Sharkman: lrrPAUL lrrHORN
lirazel64: Trying to find Jurrassic Park, the Beach.
PsychoI3oy: wait, wrong stream
beowuuf: sam, i won the lastbet that you wouldn't just walk around with an antimatter bomb, and the group's offered me double or nothing. Go deliver this bomband let me win big!
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TXC2: Paul song HYPE
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beowuuf: hey paul :)
Didero: !claps
wench_tacular: jlrrCooltunes
TXC2: Hello Paul
MAPBoardgames: I missed the Paul song? lrrAWW
Asoxa: Hi paul!
lirazel64: I always called it "Stick to the Crayther," a great song.
beowuuf: yeah map :(
NotCainNorAbel: the meeting to talk about having a meeting about the project
Asoxa: Congratulations!
Tom_Bruise: hey man, you're ahead of us here in Holland; I probably can't sign up until June
NightValien28: huzzah progress
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Asoxa: I'm getting impatient!
Didero: grats!
CaptainSpam: I actually get my first shot in a couple hours. Yay!
beowuuf: yeah my cousin is in holland and i was surprised UK was further ahead
beowuuf: three weeks minus ppr plus two days... is 11, yeah
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NicoTheSly: It is an episode, the right kind of correct
beowuuf: cool and good luck captainspam
Zaghrog: reconnecting the continental America at least
CaptainSpam: Delivering people's wildly overweight underwear...
wench_tacular: clean undies isn't random!
beowuuf: we managed the infra
saucemaster5000: so... what's the bookie odds on paul being asked to carry something today? cause I got $10,000 that says no.
ArcOfTheConclave: Are you bothering to build highways?
beowuuf: we accidentally delivered not enough rocks due to gui :(
Zaghrog: saucemaster5000 good guess for Paul, less so for Sam
TehAmelie: are we betting real monopoly moneytoday?
Genie_M: evo-devo -ologist
beowuuf: saucemaster5000 we only take that sort of bet on bodies, and it's 50/50
Tom_Bruise: if it's that Astrologist again, I'm gonna yell until my neighbours complain
TXC2: "a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician."
MAPBoardgames: banana-fana-fo-fologist
nullvoid8: hey all
Saulens181: hey!
TXC2: hello nullvoid8 welcome
Invitare: Time Macguffin
PsychoI3oy: chyrellium
Zaghrog: chirallium
Saulens181: oh yeah, we're transporting a *antimatter nuke*
CanPlayGames: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: bodies? that sounds hellaciously impractical. can think of eight better ways to deal with that in the apocalypse, sounds unlikely
saberpilot: lrrHEART
wench_tacular: jlrrCreeper
beowuuf: oh yeah, dinosaurs as chat said. Like the first dinosaur extinction event has chiral activity around it or something?
Invitare: I think there are probably better ways to remove tar
Brozard: Paleontologists: known destroyers of records
CanPlayGames: Couldn't Normal Reetus just do an eatus?
beowuuf: might be very kojima?
TXC2: so I need an anti-matter bomb for my lungs then? :p
TehAmelie: pally ontologist?
Tom_Bruise: the paleontologist is prolly just trying to get a hookup for the later Mythbusters sequel he's making in his shed
wench_tacular: it's just scaled up fishing with dynamite
MAPBoardgames: Slightly less American solution than just shooting it.
Genie_M: beowuuf it seems all 5 great extinctions have chiral activity around, so they theorize that they were all accompanied by a Death Stranding
CanPlayGames: Aw you're taking the bomb for walkies
Brozard: @MAPBoardgames So Make Sam is a drone
Zaghrog: MAPBoardgames depending on the delivery method of the bomb, it could still be considered shooting
Brozard: -is
nullvoid8: so have we talked to Heartman?
beowuuf: fossil records weren't spinning fast enough, more bombs! bigger needles!
TXC2: nullvoid8 yes
beowuuf: genie_m: aha, cool, cheers :)
ContingentCat: maybe they have the reverse difficulty like baloons and they float away if you're not careful
Genie_M: with these 3 scientists, a ton of background story of the DS will be uncovered
MAPBoardgames: If you build it, they will hog all the lanes.
Mangledpixel: you are quantifiably loved
beowuuf: nullvoid8: today or in the game to get his backstory? yes to the second one, no if we needed to speak to himagainwith the bomb
Genie_M: zipline is not shaky, yes
NicktheNameless: Yep, this is the part of the game where it turned into Zip Line Simulator for me
TheThromborax: can you even build off the network?
Zaghrog: dismounting the zip line seems hazardous with a bomb
TheThromborax: I don't think you can
Genie_M: just don't jump off halfway
nullvoid8: @beowuuf been to his house at all?
Sogheim: hi Paul! good luck today, the scenery is uncomfortable so I'll see you out of the mountains
nullvoid8: I'm only an hour into the last VoD
Saulens181: Do we have a PCC?
TheThromborax: Paul, do you think you like this game enough to 100% it after you are done streaming it?
Genie_M: 161m of zipline...
Saulens181: I don't think that was even there, it jsut spawned in
Genie_M: y'all fancy porters are getting lazy
beowuuf: nullvoid8: yup, we've been locked in his room waiting the 3 minutes while he goes searching for his family
nullvoid8: ah cool
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
noSmokeFire: this zipline was just for fun
Mangledpixel: LOS
electra310: Well, that's' awkward
RocknGrohlNerd: HI Paul hi chat how are you all doing lrrAWESOME
Saulens181: welp, looks like we need more PCCs
nullvoid8: rocks in the way?
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd welcome
Saulens181: oooh that container needs repair
W_Livi: We're still lugging that bomb around, eh?
Genie_M: i mean it's not _totally_ broken.... yet
TheThromborax: build a shelter
CaptainSpam: It's not one of those floaty containers, right? It's sort of dragging on the ground.
nullvoid8: if only backpack covers existed...
nullvoid8: for real though, I wish there was a cover for the carrier
TXC2: a fun trap
Genie_M: with your bomb? it's a trap
W_Livi: For some reason, some corner of my psyche wonders what impact - if any - would be had by peeing on the bomb
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nullvoid8: ooh, timefall shelters have built in container spray
noSmokeFire: if we mess up will the bomb, y'know, go off?
Saulens181: yes
NicoTheSly: We did that once before
noSmokeFire: well at least the failure stat is clear
CaptainSpam: Um...
Genie_M: holograms - you can drop those too
Caldurin: uh oh
nullvoid8: uh oh
TheThromborax: haul it!
Saulens181: I'm thinking we don't drag it through the snow anymore
Zaghrog: we have been traveliing in snowfall
Caldurin: I'm sure it's fine.
beowuuf: oh no
NicoTheSly: Fireworks coming soon :)
nullvoid8: get to the timefall shelter, see if it will fix it?
Zaghrog: timefall shelter could help
beowuuf: what happens if we run out of line? Last time we perfectly had enough
Zaghrog: I might be wrong, but AFAIK repair sporay has not been iun our inventory in quite a while
saberpilot: lrrFINE
Zaghrog: we are wearing our hood, it's snowing
noSmokeFire: talking our bomb for a walk
W_Livi: would it make sense for us to pick up that bomb, rather than dragging it along these cliff faces?
nullvoid8: oh good, here comes the influx of deterioration messages
saberpilot: oh, that's not good
nullvoid8: it might not repair ruined containers
Tom_Bruise: oh this is some Wages of Fear type junk
TXC2: Tom_Bruise that what i was saying monday
NicoTheSly: Lou seems to be happy we didn't blow up
Invitare: wait is the Timefalle Shelter just some discs??
noSmokeFire: why does this modern art protect us from Time Itself?
Invitare: I was expecting like a building or something
CaptainSpam: Because modern art is timeless!
TXC2: it's basically a big umbrella
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 yea but just then even more so; it was *this* close to exploding
nullvoid8: @Invitare those exist too.
Genie_M: umbrella + repair spray
TXC2: Tom_Bruise indeed
Zaghrog: a big umbrella that repairs cargo containers
noSmokeFire: it's fine, it just repairs your lungs
azureHaights: Chiral Nightmares is the name of my Pendulum tribute band
Didero: We should get a sled
Aenir798: Fragile took the last umbrella.
nullvoid8: only Fragile gets to carry an umbrella
Invitare: it's the only Umbrella
PixelArtDragon: Fragile has a patent on all umbrella technology
Zaghrog: floaty container is floaty, smooth
Invitare: humanity has lost the technology needed to create umbrellas
thetoastmonster: Do not open 'til Xmas
noSmokeFire: he's preparing for one hell of an unboxing video
CaptainSpam: "Sam, what the hell? This is a bomb! What are you THINKING?!?"
Tom_Bruise: the bomb helps with asphyxiation?
NotCainNorAbel: or your matter of fact?
Invitare: isn't an antimatter bomb in this game just a corpse?
azureHaights: Or your Likes back
noSmokeFire: maybe it's a really small corpse, like a rodent
accountmadeforants: Wait, are you paid in Likes?
Saulens181: yes
ChaoticObserver: Less than 40% damaged or it won't matter if it is delivered
TXC2: accountmadeforants sure are
beowuuf: i wanted a bill of materials (a bom) for my auntie's mater...
PixelArtDragon: "or it's free"
Tom_Bruise: "What happens when you don't deliver?" "Nothing to worry about..."
x0den: its the bomb squads creed: If i screw up its not my problem anymore
accountmadeforants: TXC2 I'd completely overlooked that, I noticed you could give other players likes and stuff, but that's hilarious.
W_Livi: Free delivery, or free from delivery
nullvoid8: TBF, you also get paid in equipment if they like you enough
beowuuf: heartman is all heart and keeps liking everything we say...cause he's all heart, i guess? which would imply deadman has been trying to kill us all this time
Tom_Bruise: oh are we finally getting a helmet?
beowuuf: and which i presume means die-hardman is actually bruce willis under the mask?
nullvoid8: @beowuuf and what about diehardman?
TXC2: it's Sam PORTER Bridges
azureHaights: "for really... hi, haights" Hi Paul! lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: you got an oxygen mask - time to tutorial you on it
beowuuf: uuuuh
nullvoid8: oh god, this BS
TheThromborax: oh shit yes
saucemaster5000: If I order toothpaste and it's over 40% damaged, does that mean there's a city nearby where everyone has clean teeth? Is that how this works?
TXC2: "what? Hippos don't lay eggs" "what did you just see Lisa?"
saberpilot: oh great
wench_tacular: should have used a quality courier
beowuuf: lol, we got there at the same time nullvoid8.
noSmokeFire: heartman, are you bugging all our calls?
PixelArtDragon: How did they gestate?!
lirazel64: Fossil belly buttons...
beowuuf: heartman is bugging die-hardman :p
Caldurin: "The ammonite also had a tiny umbrella. We don't know what this means"
Genie_M: beowuuf told you - we have a heavy story building episode here with the scientists
nullvoid8: it's like the pokemon iirc
accountmadeforants: Like a weird squid-snail thing
Blade_Tiger: It's a helix fossil, like from pokemon
justwhatever_idk: spiral shell with a squid inside, essentially
PixelArtDragon: It's the spiral that's the stereotypical fossil
PsychoI3oy: i thought they were the spiraly ones like nautalus
noSmokeFire: oh, yeah, an omanyte is an ammonite
Aenir798: After a Google search, it appears to be a mollusc with a shell
TXC2: it's like a squid-fiddler crab looking thing
Steelwolf171: Ammonite: Think cuttlefish with a spiral shell
TheAinMAP: PraiseIt like this right?
beowuuf: so you mean i have to get all my non-serious guesses out of the way now before the plot is actually revealed genie_m?
PsychoI3oy: PraiseIt
lirazel64: More like a woodlouse, but yeah.
NicoTheSly: Time for prospector badge, huh?
PixelArtDragon: PraiseIt
accountmadeforants: PraiseIt
beowuuf: toxic gases you say?
beowuuf: !fart
LRRbot: The Bronx cheer!
TXC2: surely a emblical cord implies a uterus no ?
Genie_M: guesses are fun, i had them while playing it back then :) but then... it's a Kojima game, so
Saulens181: vog? violent fog?
Ivannorr: Also it hides the Otter hood so not worth it
TXC2: Saulens181 Volcanic fog
Genie_M: TXC2 you would think so, right? they do think so.
Tom_Bruise: yea hol up; are umbilical cords universal to ghosts? Mammalian or otherwise?
TheThromborax: @txc2 no, here I think the cord means a soul, which is probably weirdwr
Tom_Bruise: I know ghosts need those strands, 'cuz otherwise we couldn't call this game Death Stranding 'cuz everything needs its strand, but you know, seems odd
Zaghrog: maybe if we tried activating the southern one?
beowuuf: other people are living in thezipline dimension
nullvoid8: the problem is, you only get fragments of their networks, from multiple different people, and those people are forming their networks from other fragments
TXC2: TheThromborax the cord being metaphorical is fine, but they seem to be limping there is a physical umbilical cord on this fossil
saberpilot: post apocalyptic UHaul?
nullvoid8: you can form strand contracts to bias whose stuff you see
Alephred: Mm, pee cryptobiotes.
TheThromborax: @txc2 yes. the physical umbilical cord is, here, more indicative of a soul than a uterus.
Genie_M: yes, it's an aks
Genie_M: ask
TheThromborax: yes, hands mean put one there
Tom_Bruise: I think it's a prayer; "Oh God, Please send someone to put a rope up there"
TheThromborax: the yellow hands together that look like a triangle
nullvoid8: "try rope"?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Approve the sausage.
Zaghrog: equip mask before descending?
Saulens181: oxygen mask?
TheThromborax: mask
beowuuf: !findquote sausage
LRRbot: Quote #3654: "The last time someone told me to put my sausage in Grindr, it didn't turn out the way I expected." —Cameron [2016-11-23]
TheThromborax: air
NicoTheSly: wear a mask!
Zaghrog: oxygen mask
beowuuf: both lrrWOW and sergeJustRight
Genie_M: time to put on the mask
TXC2: "damn! the gas!"
beowuuf: !fart
LRRbot: The duck call!
Didero: 'vog'?
TXC2: Didero Volcanic vog
TheThromborax: volcanic fog
TheOtterWhoLies: otter you say??
TheThromborax: sulfuric gas
beowuuf: vog of for
Mkingston: It's an otter disgrace
Tom_Bruise: ngl, I was expecting this game to just say "NO" 'cuz putting on an air-tight rebreather while standing in farts is a bad idea
Didero: That almost makes sense. Thanks TXC2 and TheThromborax
Genie_M: I always had fun putting down many holosigns
Tom_Bruise: It's telling you you won't find Manneke Pis there
TXC2: TheOtterWhoLies we have an otter shaped hood
TheThromborax: @didero that's pretty good for this game
CanPlayGames: Well now you gotta pee in it
NicoTheSly: We should try
beowuuf: every new biome seems to be 200%more damgerous than the last. I assume the BTs here just straight up knife you with sharpened soup
Gnuttor: You simply Have To now.
Ivannorr: He has to work here
TheThromborax: pee in it from way up top
PixelArtDragon: Maybe ammonia reacts with something in it?
Alephred: It's for all the other Sams who have to wade through it.
Alephred: Courtesy.
TXC2: also why is the child in the sign CLEARLY the baby from the Fairy Liquid detergent?
beowuuf: did that spark like electricity?
Tom_Bruise: why isn't this a feature anywhere else?
Alephred: Achievement!
Zaghrog: got a cheevo!
Genie_M: to grow holo-mushrooms
noSmokeFire: we need more monster energy
TheThromborax: @didero why wouldn't it be?
Aenir798: How do you plan to drink through a mask
beowuuf: didero: are you looking for a more detailed explanation than 'hideokojima'? :p
NicoTheSly: All that technology and we cannot drink with a mask on :O
Didero: @beowuuf fair :p
beowuuf: drinking with a mask on is 25th century technology people
Alephred: That man has forearms of steel.
nullvoid8: so you have a drinking problem
PixelArtDragon: Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads
ContingentCat: yeah it's a real struggle, up there with stepping into the shower with glasses on
noSmokeFire: we'd all prefer if you put your urination thing away in public
wench_tacular: as you should
Tom_Bruise: oh that's just bad planning; you never know when you need to pee so put it on the hotbar
Zaghrog: pls unequip your urination thing
kidscottii: SeemsGood
Genie_M: otter hood is cosmetics - this is equipment
TXC2: the otter hood is a VITAL item
nullvoid8: the worst part is when you're wearing the mask as it starts raining. Your hood does a little dance
Alephred: "There a little bit of urine on them."
Genie_M: yup that is
ContingentCat: hense his excietment
Genie_M: Heartman will theorize a lot on it
GDwarf: Does that imply a placental mollusc? That's...odd.
TXC2: "turns out it's a cheese doodle"
nullvoid8: you can flatten the ground
Didero: Did he say 'tar'? Get out the bombs!
nullvoid8: which is half of terraforming
wench_tacular: how about no?
cfpreston: attachment to the void
TXC2: evo-devo?
Genie_M: evolution - devolution
PixelArtDragon: Yes, it is
ContingentCat: enviormental delelopment I'm guessing
nullvoid8: evolutionary development
nullvoid8: iirc
GDwarf: Evo-devo is "Evolutionary Developmental Biology"
ContingentCat: ah evolution that works, yeah sounds like a thing
Duven60: expendable? I think the term is “essential worker”
W_Livi: Evo Devo... is that when they play Whip It at a fighting games tournament?
saberpilot: I'm surprised that's something that doesn't happen to him all the time
Lord_ZYRK: Are we not researchers? We are Evo-Devo!
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, This is Heartman. Could you wait, just like, three minutes until you make that delivery? I wanna talk to you but you know..."
ArcOfTheConclave: Evolutionary development, how going from single cells to an adult organism evolves over time
GDwarf: Evo-devo is "Are we not men?" "Not yet!"
saucemaster5000: heartman was the easiest mega man boss
beowuuf: so clearly they decided on the name first, and then decided to muck around studying the death stranding afterwards, right? :p
Alephred: "A society grows great when old men plant ziplines in whose shade they know they shall never sit." - Greek Proverb
Genie_M: generator 1 is included in a pcc
Tom_Bruise: "Ask not what a zipline can do for you. Ask what you can do for your zipline!" - Another Greek Proverb
TXC2: Alephred that's reminded me of the film "the man who planted trees"
Alephred: @TXC2 Apparently there are multiple instances of old folks planting, like, and entire forest.
Alephred: *an
TXC2: cool
TehAmelie: your energy legs?
TXC2: I like how there's a hard line between these 2 biomes :p
TehAmelie: you can't build up a country without getting some Minecraft in it
beowuuf: this is minecraft levels of hard cut :p
Genie_M: i liked biking through the snow
sydnius: Sledding time
Tom_Bruise: "A hard rain's a-gonna fall. I can tell from my soaked clothes"
TXC2: "Stand back! there's a hurricane coming through!"
Rafzalo: !uptime
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Genie_M: "we're fine"
PsychoI3oy: do a flip!
nullvoid8: so untrusting paul
wench_tacular: Go Legolas!
TehAmelie: i'm so gonna steal that line. "I feel it deep in my smartphone"
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
beowuuf: Whatever the spanish phrase was the kid at the end of terminator said meaning 'there's a storm coming'
keroan0: Snowboarding is hard
Lord_ZYRK: Extreme Mountain Hoversledding brought to you by Redbull
Tom_Bruise: now that was some suboptimal shieldsurfing
beowuuf: portuguese even
RocknGrohlNerd: there wa a perfectly good way to the left wheelerGreed
Scy_Anide: Lou stop being such a baby, jeez.
TXC2: did Lou just blow a heart shaped bubble at us?
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Lord_ZYRK: He does that when he's happy, TXC2
Lord_ZYRK: Don't you?
Genie_M: Lou sends likes too sometimes
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK i'm never happy
wench_tacular: much better
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, but if you were you'd probably blow heart-shaped bubbles
Genie_M: fun times!
TehAmelie: wow, it really is like the end of Terminator
TehAmelie: the five drum beats that signal the theme song plays in my head
TehAmelie: maybe that's just me
sydnius: Also super creeps
saberpilot: scary monsters
saberpilot: super creeps
saberpilot: keep me running
saberpilot: running scared!
Didero: Can you pee on these ghosts?
Alephred: You can certainly through your pee at them.
Tom_Bruise: why pee on the ghosts when we can stealth-slice them
Alephred: *throw
TehAmelie: you can pee on anything if you want it bad enough
beowuuf: while i had the end scene in my head, I didn't have the music until now, thanks tehamelie :p though given it's a good theme, that's a genuine thanks!
Rafzalo: Is there a VOD playlist for this game through anywhere?
wench_tacular: what could possibly go wrong?
keroan0: Paul laughs n the face of foolish listening fates
beowuuf: probably under thepif playlist?
noSmokeFire: do you still have to hold your breath if you use an oxygen mask?
sydnius: BTs have satellite internet
wench_tacular: cantweSTEALTH
TehAmelie: weird spot for a tar pit
TXC2: !vod
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beowuuf: huh, not yet- i guess it only gets added when it's finished? only tarkov in there
Didero: "1 Like(s) received from BT", so you're doing them a favour too!
Sly_chocobo: Huh, did you kill a bt?
Zaghrog: Sly_chocobo we are cutting the umbilical cords of BTs
Tom_Bruise: @Didero not only are you doing them a favour, it also shows us that social media will follow us directly into Hell
alextp08: hi
beowuuf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYISfh_Grv4 here's the first episode to get started wlinking the long way around
PsychoI3oy: sly_chocobo you're not killing them, they're already dead; you're freeing them to go completely to the afterlife
Genie_M: he's cutting the cord that keeps them between the worlds
PixelArtDragon: Hang on, is Death Stranding secretly a stealth game?
W_Livi: Death Stranding is many games
Zaghrog: there's definitely stealth elements to this game
wench_tacular: always was
margravetech: no it is a strand type game :P
PixelArtDragon: Are we Ghostbusting right now?
beowuuf: it's a stranding game, which meansi t's a little bit of everything :)
beowuuf: bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'
TehAmelie: always be bustin ghosts
plummeting_sloth: look, it's an oxygen mask, not an air mask. Extremely different :P
PixelArtDragon: Who ya gonna call? Sam Porter!
saberpilot: I ain't 'fraid of no BT!
Tom_Bruise: that'll be patched up with Oxygen Mask Lv 2
margravetech: leg it
wench_tacular: whelp
nullvoid8: apparently, when you hold your breath while wearing the mask, you block the outflow filter instead of your mouth
TXC2: SFRA
Tom_Bruise: did... did that prompt say "Double jump?"
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: we need to do some nitrogen delivery before we get to create something more air like
X_modem: use spacejump
Alephred: Tarnation!
ArcOfTheConclave: I theorise that they are not attracted to the sound of your breathing. They are attracted to the fact that you are a living BREATHING person.
Lord_ZYRK: Uh-oh, we've reached DEFCON Crab!
Zaghrog: it's definitely not a sound thing
W_Livi: Paul, might it be worth taking a moment to remove the battery-powered mask?
Scy_Anide: I got tired of stealthing BTs after a while. Sometimes it's just easier to fight the BT boss.
Zaghrog: our cargo containers are getting tired of this rain
TXC2: ooh a rainbow
Aenir798: The oxygen mask is draining battery
Sly_chocobo: Isnt there something about like.. peeing on them that.. does. something?
Scy_Anide: If you come prepared it can be.
5 raiders from Kanitaria have joined!
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Sly_chocobo: (I mean, amaybe it just makes em mad)
TheDeepShiz: TombRaid GlitchCat TombRaid GlitchCat You’ve been raided by Kani from the Kanitarium!!!!!!! TombRaid GlitchCat TombRaid GlitchCat Kanitarium Panty Raid!!!!!!!! TombRaid GlitchCat TombRaid GlitchCat Kanitarium Panty Raid!!!!!!!!! TombRaid GlitchCat TombRaid GlitchCat
TXC2: hello Raiders
nullvoid8: I think they're miming "what's that smell"
Scy_Anide: Are the ex nades even useful once you have hematic? I stopped using them entirely.
Kanitaria: what up paul
beowuuf: sergeHi
PsychoI3oy: can you try hitting a bt directly?
TheDeepShiz: These graphics blow mr away
RocknGrohlNerd: hi raiders
PsychoI3oy: I don't remember if it does anything
plummeting_sloth: nah, BT's are only on Insta
TXC2: Gods I hope not Paul
Zaghrog: one of our cargo containers is ruined
Genie_M: Heartman sent you (dis)likes while dead...
Scy_Anide: Strandbook, probably.
nullvoid8: you get all your likes through the chiral network, aka the beach
TXC2: there shouldn't be facebook in THIS life :p
Aenir798: Is the oxygen mask draining battery?
ArcOfTheConclave: they go home from work then like you on facebook
W_Livi: the Chiral Network operates via the Beach, doesn't it? Maybe they can interface with it a bit when they get back there
lirazel64: That's all the devices.
beowuuf: to be fair we messed with heartman's music
Kanitaria: !lurk
X_modem: Afterlife friendster
Lord_ZYRK: Amen to that, TXC2
beowuuf: enjoy sergeLurk kanitaria :)
plummeting_sloth: In the grim darkness of the future, there is only prog rock
Tom_Bruise: Don't forget Diologists, who exclusively study holy divers
RocknGrohlNerd: @Tom_Bruise big LOL
wench_tacular: blasphemers
Genie_M: Paul forgot why he came here - he's just hunting BTs now
TXC2: the Band Devo was created by god 4000 years ago Kappa
Sly_chocobo: This is almost like the plot from Doom, or some distopian NFT thing.. "Our new social network is powered by the souls of the dead"
sydnius: "origins of Booji Boy"
Lord_ZYRK: plummeting_sloth if that's the worst thing about the grim darkness of the future, that doesn't sound too bad
IncredibleFrown: i can't believe they teach devo creationism in schools
Sly_chocobo: "We use their never-ending torment on 'The beach' to provide world class targeted advertising" :P
MAPBoardgames: Throw down some piss to mark your territory
Zaghrog: that one simply stopped pursuing you
beowuuf: i wished they'd teach dido creationism, but then students can't leave, can't hide, and can't be...
Tom_Bruise: yo your baby's about to crash
ArcOfTheConclave: Devo is how you go from fetus to developed adult evo devo is how devo changes as species evolve
Zaghrog: cargo ruined
Genie_M: bossfight!
Zaghrog: or at least a container
Aenir798: Cargo ruined D:
RocknGrohlNerd: big dog
TXC2: 2? but that's illegal
Alephred: So what are these the ghosts of?
Lord_ZYRK: beowuuf I misread "dido" at first and was very confused
beowuuf: let's just move away until we're suddenly out of their range
Tom_Bruise: grab the Aorta-SuperSoaker
beowuuf: lord_zyrk: you made me go back and check for accidental 'l' s :p
TehAmelie: bad kitty!
Lord_ZYRK: You were right, my brain was just wrong
beowuuf: :D
Genie_M: Lou is getting in a shock too - this is turning really bad
TXC2: ArcOfTheConclave shouldn't that be Developmental evolution then? given it's about how the process changes?
beowuuf: hah you blood faced monster, have some blood in your face!
Zaghrog: this is hardly the first time we endanger our cargo like this
W_Livi: When did we last save...?
TehAmelie: in this world spraying a cat to deter bad behavior works kind of different
TXC2: W_Livi before we used the sled
TXC2: which was a good hour ago
RocknGrohlNerd: I misheard that as butt in your face and thought wait, they already have that as face :D
Ivannorr: People should be sending you items
Zaghrog: these things have way more hp than we have grenades
Didero: Was the quest cargo just destroyed?
Zaghrog: might have been
Zaghrog: all this BT hunting has meant a lot of timing standing out in timefall
W_Livi: Can't you load the shotgun with hematic rounds?
TXC2: a shotgun is the hammer of firearms, it always helps Kappa
Genie_M: if you create a blood fog with a type 2 grenade, you can shoot through with a shotgun and it hits BIG
beowuuf: did we kill it or did the ui just glitch out and not show health?
PixelArtDragon: I wonder. If you stay on the item select menu for too long, will the monsters get to you eventually?
beowuuf: :(
TheAinMAP: benginRip
NicoTheSly: :(
Zaghrog: the cargo ruination was not sudden, the game had been warning us for like 15 minutes
Tom_Bruise: "Cargo ruined" not, you know, death
Ivannorr: If you don't pick up cargo before a fight it will be safe
Genie_M: it was dropped and was constantly under tar
TXC2: Save often kids
Zaghrog: also, all that time fighting BTs meant timefall wearing our cargo
Genie_M: or you know - if you don't bother with killing _all_ the BT-s
Scy_Anide: You probably want more guns and grenades for fighting BT bosses though.
Ivannorr: Cargo never interacted with sinks into the tar and returns unharmed after a fight
Genie_M: just gather the cargo and leave
Lord_ZYRK: They really need Safe Save Education in schools
CAKHost: They haven't really explained DOOMs or what a Repatriate is, have they?
Genie_M: you ran around just hunting BT-s
NicoTheSly: Of course we couldn't have... she breaks our fall :P
Aenir798: You were trying to wipe out all the BTs instead of just grabbing the cargo
Zaghrog: hunting BTs doesn't seem terribly rewarding
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Alephred: Oh, you know, carrying on.
plummeting_sloth: "Exoskeleton wrapped in sound baffling Mark 3"
Sly_chocobo: Stealth one would *totally* j ust look like a Metal gear
BlueChloroplast: @Alephred :D
Sly_chocobo: Or the Cyborg Ninja :P
PixelArtDragon: Some kind of Solid Sneak?
TXC2: Hello PharaohBender27 welcome
plummeting_sloth: oh no, your poor ladder!
Sly_chocobo: Maybe a cardboard box? :P
PsychoI3oy: can you ex grenade the actual 'body'?
PixelArtDragon: They did a great job giving the BT sensor a lot of personality.
saberpilot: it really opens up to you
Genie_M: yes, grenades work well
Alephred: The hand device is the 'Odradek', named after a Franz Kafka story.
Genie_M: when it gives you the thumbs up after escaping the BT area it's such a nice touch :)
Scy_Anide: It has personality but I find it's too slow to detect BTs.
plummeting_sloth: well yeah, but then where does the Kojima weirdness come in from?
PixelArtDragon: But without the baby, where would the symbolism be?
Ivannorr: It is Lou's personality being conveyed by the sensor
Genie_M: why not throw the grenade at the BTs?
TXC2: Grenades are expensive
NicoTheSly: They said there will be more BTs here
Ivannorr: There are some Giants here too
accountmadeforants: plummeting_sloth The BT sensor could make rude gestures. And also when people talk to Sam, they'd always face the sensor and never look him in the eyes.
plummeting_sloth: I love that all the intro stuff we wer ebasically forced to make for a tutorial mission at the start of the game is now decaying. Gives a real sense of timing to what we've done
TehAmelie: they cost an arm and a leg, huehue
Genie_M: now get out of here
plummeting_sloth: now... call the evac chopper
plummeting_sloth: we've invented those, right?
accountmadeforants: Wait, you collected "all four", but they were marked x/5, right?
TXC2: make like a banana and leave
Genie_M: 4 tar things + the fossil you brought
accountmadeforants: Ah
Lord_ZYRK: Presumably a city that got voided out
nullvoid8: I mean, there are ruined buildings there
MAPBoardgames: They're the ghosts of the other players who failed this mission.
TXC2: probably a buch of voidouts all at once
Saulens181: Does using the oxygen mask near BTs count as holding your breath?
NicoTheSly: nope
matthaus_c: so they gotta show feet and then you throw grenade
NicoTheSly: Run Forest Run!
PharaohBender27: katesScared
NicoTheSly: That's bad
Zaghrog: well, we can still run
plummeting_sloth: Remember, you can just run away
Genie_M: you can run away from this too
matthaus_c: but all the packages!
TXC2: running seems hard at the moment
Scy_Anide: Does running clear the BT zone too?
Tom_Bruise: yo da bbby is about to crash
Zaghrog: I don't think we are equipped for this fight
Scy_Anide: And I forget, can the grenades be charged for more damage or is that just the anti-BT gun?
matthaus_c: 1 =/= 0
PixelArtDragon: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
TheThromborax: I missed it. Is this a scripted Higgs fight, or an oopsie fight?
omdorastrix: mostly dead is partly alive
MAPBoardgames: Tonight, we are going to paint the town red. (with our blood from hematic grenades)
TXC2: TheThromborax the latter
Saulens181: can we run?
PixelArtDragon: !advice
LRRbot: Don't believe anything Beej says.
NicoTheSly: behind you
matthaus_c: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #305: "Shoot him until he puts Beej in front of his face." —Paul [2015-05-27]
TheThromborax: +100 to run away
PixelArtDragon: What was that grey thing chucking you your stuff?
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
Invitare: why do they have lasers?
PsychoI3oy: pixelartdragon, the ghosts of other players
Zaghrog: they've always had lasers from what I recall
TXC2: !break
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Tom_Bruise: dang ghosts and their lasers
MAPBoardgames: Lions with lazer beams!
PixelArtDragon: Banger alert
MAPBoardgames: (I did intend to spell it with a z)
matthaus_c: lazor beans
Alephred: One of the actors in the Fiddler On the Roof movie was Lazar Wolf.
BlueChloroplast: @CAKHost so did I for a moment
W_Livi: this song is brilliant, but its offset somewhat by the ambient sound of the game over screen
CAKHost: I'm so used to them using that starting tone in sketches :D
PharaohBender27: @CAKHost :D
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: Sam fell asleep in the snow.
matthaus_c: third time's the charm
W_Livi: XD
TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
Tom_Bruise: yo this session's not running paticularely hot
Genie_M: !clip
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mowdownjoe: Not a snowboarder!
Tom_Bruise: oh you f#%&er
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Taveena: I should just be better at the whole stealth thing BONK
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sydnius: FBtouchdown
Ivannorr: You can hold the triggers to slow down
NicoTheSly: Leave Sam alone! He's already dead :(
TXC2: loud rain is loud
Sly_chocobo: Ahah! Rookey mistake, cant go facing BT's without your otter
Zaghrog: considering the otter hood helps us float, it makes sense for it to be inflatable
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: When things go bad, eat the slug.
matthaus_c: !findquote slug
LRRbot: Quote #4336: "That squid is wearing a decorative slug." —Cori [2017-08-01]
CAKHost: That's maybe not inaccurate, LRRBot
PixelArtDragon: Did those actually work, or were they just an idea?
Ivannorr: The Otter deploys an air ring when you are in the water too
Saulens181: hold up wat
plummeting_sloth: oh man, now I'm just imaging your cord cutting cuffs expanded to the size of a cow-catcher, bolted to the front of a Bridges truck that can just plow through BT zones
Saulens181: did that BT we just kill give us a like
NicoTheSly: They do that when we kill them
TXC2: Saulens181 sure did
Ivannorr: Yeah BTs give death likes
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PixelArtDragon: Most important question about the otter hood: does it come with a patch to store our favorite rock in?
PixelArtDragon: *pouch
Genie_M: not kill - liberate
NicoTheSly: True American way :)
plummeting_sloth: more a de-breather really
Tom_Bruise: what are the odds of unlocking an oxygen mask that hides us from ghosts right after this mission?
Taveena: Is it actually the oxygen? Or is it the ACT of breathing that sets them off?
TheThromborax: A Sticky Gun would be GREAT for this mission
morgoth_bauglyr: they just want a hug
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Invitare: robots don't have this problem
Zaghrog: we can just run from these
beowuuf: on the bright side delivery bot 2 has completed an order
TXC2: we're getting messed up :p
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
nullvoid8: wait, is this the first time on stream?
Genie_M: congratulations, you died
W_Livi: this seems less than optimal
Taveena: Victory!
Taveena: Just explode forehead,
wench_tacular: we have dead cargo now?
Zaghrog: this is not the first time we died in this specific manner I believe
RandomTrivia: Sadly this is just the regular ocean, not the Sub Ocean
Zaghrog: sorry, I mean this was the firs time for this specific kind of death
Taveena: Isn't this an ocean that's also the afterlife.
nullvoid8: Kojima!
TheThromborax: BIG hole
TheThromborax: BIG
Genie_M: pretty voidout you made
Taveena: Aghg, nostril baby.
RandomTrivia: Was that baby just Hideo Kojima doing Hideo Kojima things?
Zaghrog: it's our first voidout right?
nullvoid8: so Paul, about that terraforming you wanted
TheThromborax: voidouts are pretty
W_Livi: Congratulations, Paul; you've experienced an aspect of the game than I never did
Taveena: Oh, that crater's new?
plummeting_sloth: wow,I looked away for like 2 minutes and I guess I missed something big
TXC2: we're there people here before?
Tom_Bruise: oh the patronizing "Change difficulty" tutorial prompt...
TheThromborax: It's like god just said "fuck this circle in particular"
wench_tacular: this hole was made for you
wench_tacular: (or by you)
beowuuf: this hole is made byme
Alephred: Also, giant hand print.
Tom_Bruise: who invented that prompt and why haven't they been put in cold storage yet?
nullvoid8: yup, that's your hole, no one else has one like it. and it's here forever
Taveena: I wonder if you can like, excavate by repeatedly dying in a crater...
wench_tacular: whisht child
nullvoid8: you can't enter a voidout crater, so no excavation
sydnius: lrrFINE
Ivannorr: If you hold both triggers you can stop the carrier
plummeting_sloth: ah, the Immovable Object means of stopping
TheThromborax: can you make or find a sticky gun?
Zaghrog: we were told this, perhaps even multiple times?
TXC2: some literal breathing space
Earthenone: !next
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Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
Tom_Bruise: we were told it'd be heavy with ghosts, but we didn't expect it to be THIS heavy
plummeting_sloth: oh right... we literally sent our sticky gun down the river
Tom_Bruise: like, we know moose are big, but we also don't know how big moose are
Aenir798: I went away for like 20 minutes, are we still in the place where he tried to wipe out all the BTs and fought two dog things?
TXC2: Aenir798 yeap
wench_tacular: yep
Tom_Bruise: yea turns out this mission's hard
Zaghrog: I think many of these spots might be easier to just grab quickly and move on, rather than try and distract with a grenade
nullvoid8: @Aenir798 yes. He had a void out, but reloaded to before again
PixelArtDragon: Is this even a heavy plot-mission?
plummeting_sloth: ah this Point Sam is like "Fuck it, the Paleontologist can just get their own lost cargo"
Zaghrog: well, the game has progressively been getting harder, finding a mission that gives us significant trouble is not unexpected
beowuuf: aenir78: that place is now a chiral crater...
Didero: You can always lower the difficulty Kappa
Genie_M: I came here with a full package of no2 grenades and some anti BT guns, and made out... mostly intact
PsychoI3oy: way to shit on those BTs
Didero: But yeah, games suggesting you lower the difficulty when it gets a bit hard come across as condescending
wench_tacular: fecker is camping on your stuff
TheThromborax: oh my god. I didn't know those grenades worked like that
TheThromborax: wild
plummeting_sloth: man, there really is something to watching you throw a Number 2 grenade and then watches all these figures gag like they were smelling something terrible
nullvoid8: no, you have them all
PixelArtDragon: Didn't it say you got them all?
beowuuf: yay lrrHORN
PsychoI3oy: just gotta GTFO and deliver now
flufff42: Is cargo on the carrier vulnerable to attacks?
TXC2: flufff42 probably
TheThromborax: GTFLET'SGOOOOO!!!
PixelArtDragon: I think it might just be a weird scripting thing where picking something up and having it pulled off of you doesn't reset the "you need to pick this up" trigger
PixelArtDragon: And thus picking it back up doesn't say anything
nullvoid8: pretty much yeah
TheThromborax: I think that's correct
TheThromborax: Voidouts also go away over time
TheThromborax: which is weird
plummeting_sloth: please only fight in this approved voidout zone where there's nothign important
Zaghrog: I think it's also a way to get you further away form where you probably dropped cargo
nullvoid8: making sure you don't voidout a mountain pass, or a depot
Genie_M: yes, also some places a voidout is game over
PixelArtDragon: Or a place where NPCs are
TheThromborax: NPCs can also get eaten by BTs
TheThromborax: and this causes voidouts
wench_tacular: woot
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
PsychoI3oy: shoeyWoo
Genie_M: now save
Zaghrog: we're still getting rained on though, so containers still getting damaged
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
W_Livi: I've just remembered; isn't there a hot spring near here?
Didero: Would putting some cargo on the floating platform help with speed and balance?
Zaghrog: floaty platform might help
TXC2: Price is right mountain climber music intensifies
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Zaghrog: exoskeleton ftqw
Zaghrog: *ftw
lirazel64: Now you can spray
plummeting_sloth: "Next time get it yourself!"
Didero: Oh, I didn't realise you were so close to the target
Genie_M: first try!
Scy_Anide: lrrGOAT
Tom_Bruise: "Yo doc, this better be important, I can't tell you how many alternate-universe-Mes had to die to get it"
Didero: *Columbo voice* "Oh yeah, one more thing..."
RandomTrivia: benginTry
plummeting_sloth: "Bit of blood on it, for some reason"
Tom_Bruise: "Tar collection device" is just fancy speak for a tuppenware
Scy_Anide: "I'm impressed, most people would know better than to take this mission on, Sam..."
MAPBoardgames: Isn't tar a problem in other places?
Zaghrog: I don't know if the tar itself damages things
W_Livi: It's meant to have tar on the inside; it's not protected against tar on the outside
TXC2: yeap, the Maths checks out on that one
nullvoid8: well yeah paul, they're designed to keep tar in, not out
plummeting_sloth: so damaged it's now just tap water
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN: you can tell this the first strand type game of it's kind
NicoTheSly: Half tar, half water?
W_Livi: wat-tar
Danonons: Back in my day we could carry so many coins we wanted
NeoSilverThorn: "Thanks, Sam. Glad we had a ladle on hand."
W_Livi: Generally you need to get a star or two before you can network them
Sly_chocobo: "Uh... War."
TXC2: Slenade Gruncher!
Tom_Bruise: oh sick, we've reached the Resident Evil stage of this game
plummeting_sloth: Devolution and Ballistics Expert
ContingentCat: as you do
Tom_Bruise: Don't get the acid rounds
TXC2: no shit sherlock!
MAPBoardgames: Do you want answers, or do you want a Grenade Launcher?
Sly_chocobo: I mean they are using *nukes* to dig up fossils so is this.. that much of a shock?
Scy_Anide: The evolution of ballistics.
Taveena: Grenades.
lirazel64: Devo, clearly.
Danonons: I had to work uphill in life then i got a grenade launcher. Hills literally disappeared
IncredibleFrown: i love the smell of devo in the morning
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Bread is not the answer.
TXC2: Bullshit Lrrbot
Taveena: boy this is some top tier kojima bullshit
PharaohBender27: Wow, why's LRRbot hating on bread?
Alephred: Sure, the ghosts that are least fit .. don't survive to reproduce, yeah.
TXC2: Lrrbot must be on Keto
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
plummeting_sloth: "and don't send those materials via bot... for REASONS"
Tom_Bruise: In Refn's defense, he actually can't go outside or he'll hit his head on a rock
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot with two misses in a row!
W_Livi: But LRRBot, what if we made bread from ancient wheat that had BT-like umbilical cords?
CAKHost: You know, if Heart Man does find is family and join them, won't that stop Sam from progressing?
Danonons: I prefer my bread without umbilical cords
beowuuf: bread is not the answer to the question "what would you happily give up", but otherwise...
Taveena: umbreadlical cords
wench_tacular: she brought this on herself
plummeting_sloth: Or maybe she should pressure Bridges to have another employee besides Sam and the bots
RandomTrivia: Was that pair of robotic legs singing to itself?
CAKHost: @RandomTrivia Yes
W_Livi: They do that, RandomTribia
wench_tacular: it was, what of it?
RandomTrivia: Huh, fair enough :D
Lord_ZYRK: Of course not. That would be silly. It was singing to the package.
ContingentCat: that would be far too reasonable
Zaghrog: is the stream hiccuping for anyone else?
TXC2: Zaghrog seems fine here
Lord_ZYRK: No
wench_tacular: a little, I thought it was me
Zaghrog: ok
NicoTheSly: Studies show less damage on packages which listened to music during delivery process.
wench_tacular: dinner's gonna be late
lirazel64: Sled time.
plummeting_sloth: Live for now fish
Zaghrog: are we going to repair the container on that mask?
Zaghrog: our oxygen mask is going to start taking damage otherwise
Danonons: I don't think UPS could damage packages more even if they were attacked by ink monsters
TXC2: UPS would find a way
Alephred: I hope repair spray is good for your hair.
Danonons: If they only found the way
TheThromborax: again, the level of technology in this game is almost unfathomable
Zaghrog: Yay!
jessieimproved: protects you from any unwanted advances
IncredibleFrown: an ablative layer of axe body spray
jessieimproved: or wanted advances
plummeting_sloth: The level of technology in this game is as unfathamable as it is uneven
Danonons: Coated in axe and monster let's go
TXC2: "protect your hair from wind, rain, snow, and especially, attractive women."
NicoTheSly: ~Palmolive
TheThromborax: Paul! make a "Nice View" Sign!
TheThromborax: you owe it to the other players
PixelArtDragon: "Try jumping"
Lord_ZYRK: Let's find out :)
beowuuf: do it for science, to find out
Tom_Bruise: we've seen what happens when people dismount from ziplines on top of hills; they fall down hills
lirazel64: hard to dismount
Danonons: wow it's materberlizing
Lord_ZYRK: I hear that'll give you hairy palms
Didero: For somebody who patiently treks over mountain after mountain to deliver fish and underwear, Sam sure is impatient
plummeting_sloth: start the mission with live fish, end the mission with frozen fish sticks
wench_tacular: it'll keep all the vitamins in
PixelArtDragon: This game is really beautiful.
tuckamanian: so why don't they use drones and other flying machines to transport stuff
NicoTheSly: Cuz they couldn't have made the game out of it :P
tuckamanian: oh
tuckamanian: SeemsGood
LordZarano: Ah, time for some more of Kojima's mixtape
TXC2: also the timefall rain is REAL bad for flying things
Zael250: I didn't build nearly enough structures when I played this game
Danonons: They need to train an army of moles
jdb399: Oh hey I've caught a Paul in the wild! This never happens! Hi Paul!!!
TXC2: hello jdb399 welcome
seasikberry: this game has such a specific vibe
PixelArtDragon: How large is the game's area (in square kilometers)?
TheThromborax: I really love the music in this game
Danonons: Getting a cold shoulder is the worst
Trufours: have you finished the game? or are you just delivering small things between story bits
Zaghrog: Trufours not finished
Trufours: okay cool! just curious
Didero: It even got too cold for the singer, apparently
TXC2: PixelArtDragon it's a condensed version of the whole of the USA, so big
nullvoid8: had to eat dinner just as we reached evo-devo, how we doing since then?
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TXC2: nullvoid8 we're derlivering fish
plummeting_sloth: we walked from Not DC to not Columbus Ohio in about 40 minutes on the first day
electric_claire: We BotW now
nullvoid8: do the fish have umbilical cords?
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 Right, but how big? Are we talking 20 km^2? 40?
IncredibleFrown: king of the blizzard
Tom_Bruise: Now turn on the 3D-printer for some quick mid-blizzard construction projects
BasilHunter: where's the yell button?
TheAinMAP: Well at least the blizzard has no effect on the builder.
Wenchypoos: @loadingreadyrun ♡ you Paul
ContingentCat: is it a Fragile oxygen contaner?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon reddit says it's 846KM2
Zaghrog: It could be the blizzard being super effective against cargo containers in general
Didero: dooo iiiit
Didero: Or rather, save and then do it
NicoTheSly: Most of the containers on our back look a bit rusty
plummeting_sloth: oh Paul, we can probably dispense with the fiction that they're still live at this point
ContingentCat: might as well now
beowuuf: rare fish now even rarer, secret objective achieved
Stripe_dog: Shouldn't it say "cargo containing RARER fish" now?
Alephred: They're still rare, i.e. uncooked.
plummeting_sloth: "You ordered the sushi, right?"
Lord_ZYRK: "Cargo containing extinct fish"
Tom_Bruise: one delivery of slightly dead fish for a Heartman?
plummeting_sloth: "Dead fish: Do not open"
plummeting_sloth: Heartman: I don't know what I was expecting
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 That sounds wrong, that would put it four times the size of GB and it's definitely not *that* large.
wench_tacular: extra service
sydnius: SamEats
TXC2: PixelArtDragon that's reddit for ya :p
ContingentCat: are you not entertained!?
beowuuf: wow, heartman sure suddenly holding back the likes :(
plummeting_sloth: oh, hey, we got LRR blue coloring though!
X_modem: stronger harder faster
wench_tacular: didn't he want 3 minute fish
plummeting_sloth: finally, our brand!
NicoTheSly: We got blue paint <3
nullvoid8: @TXC2 I saw the same reddit thread, apparently they calc'd that wrong
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PixelArtDragon: "You fool! I didn't want fish in 30 minutes, I wanted 30 minute fish! They're supposed to be TINY!"
Electrodyne: Packages? No, I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
plummeting_sloth: "Turns out you were allergic to Exactly Mama and Mama alone"
Didero: "And now, let's zoom in on a naked corpse!"
nullvoid8: yes, the only possible explanation
TehAmelie: good "yes, and"ing
TXC2: AHAH!
PharaohBender27: O_o
plummeting_sloth: ooh, sneaky
Tom_Bruise: dastardly subterfuge!
NicoTheSly: Are planning a revolution?
TXC2: but we can trust you, why?
ContingentCat: I'm shocked!
wench_tacular: huh
plummeting_sloth: "We still don't know if the man with the skull masked and named Die Hard can me trusted"
Alephred: So why isn't her name Bridget Bridges?
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Because dead men tell no lies Kappa
TXC2: PharaohBender27 booooo Kappa
Tom_Bruise: who'd you trust sooner? A guy who looks like My Neighbour Totoro or a Skulloface
lirazel64: All the mamas are bad.
TXC2: so a hypotheses then?
TheThromborax: the distance between what I thought was going on at this point in the game and what was actually going on was so vast you couldn't span it with a ladder
Lord_ZYRK: PUPPY
BusTed: rewarded
PharaohBender27: Wasn't there a book by that title a few years back?
plummeting_sloth: the 6th Extinction, my favorite NK Jemsin book
TehAmelie: i thought all ground life was pretty much extinct already
TXC2: yes, the Holocene extinction, it's been going on for 5000 years :p
wench_tacular: that seems sarcastic
Tom_Bruise: well we're ALL related technically
TehAmelie: that photo looks fake
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie Almost like it's rendered in a video game?
Didero: "Of course I don't mean an umbilical cord when I say 'umbilical cord'" is just being intentionally obtuse
plummeting_sloth: The mammoth, the Iceman, the Millionaire the Yacht
keroan0: Wouldn't someone have NOTICED all the "cords" on dead things?
TXC2: 100% he said that aside to the auidence
niccus: i think they _did_ in this universe
W_Livi: EE... Emma Emmerich?
Scy_Anide: Aren't mad libs fun?
RandomTrivia: Why did Kojima like saying "EE" so much? Is it just because it's really awkward to pronounce?
nullvoid8: I feel like we're missing a Japanese word play
Solid_Fuel: so, if we just plug the "cords" back in the extinctions will be reversed?
X_modem: 👍 @w_livi
lirazel64: How is he standing up so long?
plummeting_sloth: Go West Young Sam
TXC2: lots of open air
beowuuf: life is peaceful there
PharaohBender27: "Go west, young Sam, go west"
PixelArtDragon: Go west, young man!
nullvoid8: uh, whats with all the purple?
Ctabbe: I always forget about Die-Hardman
Tom_Bruise: Take his skull off his skull
PixelArtDragon: The chat hivemind strikes again
nullvoid8: it was on more than just your paintables
Invitare: wait, are BTs attracted to him while he's dead?
beowuuf: lol, does it balance out each time then?
Saulens181: Paul, let me tell you about $ACADEMIC_FIELD
Lokno: "There will be no records of this conversation" *gives Sam likes and unlikes the entire time.
Mangledpixel: s y m b o l i s m
ContingentCat: Because Kojima
TheThromborax: home stretch!
Ivannorr: The theory was that is was an umbilical, that theory was proven mostly false, so terminology was updated
Zaghrog: he's had a lot of experience
plummeting_sloth: AT the start of every Kojima game, he writes down about 10 words/acronyms. And those are only ones he uses to refer to everything
nullvoid8: he's a lot of time to get used to it
NicoTheSly: it takes a lot of practice
TehAmelie: i wonder how much of the symbolism is turning incredibly ham fisted in translation
X_modem: You get used to it
Tom_Bruise: I would assume it's something you get used to since it happens three times an hour
saberpilot: he's been working out those dying muscles
nullvoid8: goddam hive mind
Saulens181: mule or MULE?
Stripe_dog: Horses can't zipline
PharaohBender27: @Saulens181 katesLol
ArcOfTheConclave: No, mules are bad guys
TXC2: a horse, or a donkey, or an ass......
Ivannorr: If that horse had DOOMS
W_Livi: something something the mule of the joke
plummeting_sloth: You mean like how we can deliver cargo which has the fragile condition for the Fragile company who is headed by Fragile the person who is not herself fragile
beowuuf: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: That seems perfectly stable
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
nullvoid8: @plummeting_sloth she is fragile, just not that fragile
TehAmelie: stable like a fox
Didero: Do we still have that floating platform thingy? :p
Ivannorr: After this delivery is a new chapter and more or less a point of no return
Zaghrog: a floaty platform might help a lot
saberpilot: I hope you don't fall down a hill with all that XD;
saberpilot: not just the packages are going to get hurt here
Zaghrog: does not work with zip lines, true
Sly_chocobo: Intresting fact, that with Bridges employee's the most common cause of death is not in fact "BT Attack" but 'Crippling back pain'
NicoTheSly: Any1 else finds it strange that they didn't put a chiropractor into the game? just for giggles ofc
Didero: Oh right, the ziplines
TheThromborax: can I recommend a dozen bola guns?
Alephred: Has Paul taken a time-out in a hot spring yet?
beowuuf: chiralpractor, which annoys everyone with backpain
Genie_M: are you equipped for any event?
Genie_M: mules, terrorists, BT S?
Alephred: Paul, if you have a ladder, there is a hot spring on Heartman's roof.
DarknessKingCoH: Please tell me Paul met The Wandering MC
nullvoid8: @DarknessKingCoH yes, he met Conan
nullvoid8: he has the otter hood
Zaghrog: ooh, lvl 2 PCC
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
PsychoI3oy: 👍
TheThromborax: 1-2 episodes left, I wager
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
beowuuf: we made some plot progress too
lirazel64: Great stream!
nullvoid8: ah, the titan solution
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
Didero: I don't know if this PiF has a deadline, but if not, there's no reason to push yourself too hard
TXC2: Doctor who taught us that
Tom_Bruise: we only have to win once, the ghosts can't win forever
Alephred: Thanks for streaming!
saberpilot: thank you Paul ^^
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Paul! lrrHEART
TXC2: !next
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
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beowuuf: segeHi bye all!
TehAmelie: you have tried being stuck on a metaphysical beach, now do it with a sea of tar
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
TehAmelie: good night
LordZarano: For anyone else who was wondering, the medically-trained equivalent of a chiropractor is a physiotherapist
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