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GapFiller: gonna guess the Jeff Kaplan story proper will be nxt week once the dust has settled (on the initial blast if nowt else)
matthaus_c: the main event of chonkpank
GapFiller: guessing also Zellers is a lil bit of classy regionalism
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GapFiller: nice fringe Beej
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DoodlestheGreat: :tf:
MagicalAttackGecko: uh
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TehAmelie: the hair, it can be tamed?
Blightfight: Beej looks like a teenager.
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DoodlestheGreat: I'll break out the chain saw.
matthaus_c: I think Beej was the lead singer of an emo band I listened to as a tween
GapFiller: yeh I def looked like Beej age 15
TheMerricat: Do our people?
heyalexdaily: I like Beej's lockdown hair, it has something distinguished to it.
GraphicsContent: Do the drapes match the drapes?
GapFiller: matthaus_c OMG THIS
NimrodXIV: I figured Graham is just copying Beej :D
NightValien28: oh neat its heather, paul and the lost beatle
Sunmare_Dragon: Beej being very close to sia
DoodlestheGreat: I don't know why people get mad about 99% of the things on the internet.
GapFiller: Beej looks like the frontman for a Myspacecore band
TheMerricat: I've loved the fact that Beej's hair has become it's own character in Checkpoint :)
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PhyrexianCoffee: Emo Beej is best Beej
LordZarano: I didn't even notice Graham's hair
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GapFiller: nice v stylish Beej
beowuuf: boom, corrected and beautiful
Blightfight: I wonder what Beej would look like with like... 80's executive hair.
TehAmelie: i don't have any harsh feelings about anyone's hair except mine
TheMerricat: TBH I thought Graham's hair was going to be part of a gag till the punchline never arrived :D
red_shoes_jeff: PERFECT.
GraphicsContent: Still makes no sense to me.
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RandomTrivia: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: Ubisoft's very bad at telling jokes. And even worse at telling on sex pests.
CaptainSpam: So that's a Mister MAN, then.
NimrodXIV: oh...my
Wolfstrike_NL: Kid books - [adult only]
frnknstn: Mr. JumpedTheShark
GapFiller: ah recurring sketch syndrome
DoodlestheGreat: I used to work at a bookstore that sold Mr. Men books. Compared to the Serendipity titles they were almost harmless/
GapFiller: sometimes characters are only worth one skit eh
TheMerricat: Dr Seuss wrote adult books to so....
TheMerricat: too even
DoodlestheGreat: Can't see 'em being sold at an airport gift shop. ConcernDoge
GapFiller: yrd be surprised Heather
GapFiller: esp re the kinda useless tat people get really hardcore abt
LarkSachrosis: If they bleed...
GapFiller: yeh iirc Mr Men tend to be cephalothorax people
niccus: just nature's viscera
RockPusher: gabyLul
LordZarano: Children's books for adults, like "The Ladybird Book of The Hangover", were christmas bestsellers a couple of years ago here
DoodlestheGreat: I was hoping you'd be able to do things like knock over the next door neighbor. Or blow out your car's windows.
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe they'll save all that for the sequel?
shasra: Goat Simulator anyone?
TheMerricat: However, this WAS the game company that made PC Building Simulator so they aren't complete noobs about making simulator games.
LordZarano: Seems a lot like House Flipper, but more focussed
DoodlestheGreat: @themerricat, does it include at least one blood sacrifice to the computer case gods?
matthaus_c: and then it falls over and you have a 50/50 chance of it ever working again
Wolfstrike_NL: the powerwasher goes in the square hole
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matthaus_c: I like your PC Surgeon Simulator idea though
TehAmelie: i do remember House Flipper appeared like PC Builder but much wider in scope
Scy_Anide: Flight Simulator but for PCs and power washing.
RockPusher: Paul is wanting that thrill of when you use *just enough* thermal grease
beowuuf: maybe someone can make a simulation game of playing such a game, if we can't get the game itself
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matthaus_c: just a big old dusty motherbusser
TehAmelie: Simulator Simulator will finally be a real game
SpacePotato01: I use a compressor! Just blow the thing clean!
triniculo: oh god
RandomTrivia: The cloud of dust that gets on EVERYTHING is part of the experience LUL
TehAmelie: as seen on 18 games and counting
shasra: Let us blow our own PCs you cowards
DoodlestheGreat: Asphault, brick, pavers, aggregate (complete with breaking windows from all the flying rocks).
R_Craddz: So surgery simulator
LordZarano: Does it simulate when you accidentally power-wash off the side of the paving onto the soil and the soil squirts up into your face?
RockPusher: tqsStonks tqsStonks tqsStonks
kusinohki: I have an old unused computer tower... just need a power washer and video equipment
Izandai: Lark why
LurkerSpine: got fired, right?
estherkalendareva12: hi
RandomTrivia: @LarkSachrosis AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
estherkalendareva12: hey
geail: You typically need to announce it months in advance
GapFiller: quite literally
TheMerricat: Insider traiding rules mean you normally can only schedule stock trades well in advance.
BytesAndCoffee: stonktalk?
estherkalendareva12: yes
MagicalAttackGecko: Reggie was on the board?
estherkalendareva12: ok
TheMerricat: @MagicalAttackGecko yeah, he joined it almost as soon as he left Nintendo.
r10pez10: single handedly crash gamestop
shasra: Do we know if the stock was bought back by GameStop or sold to the greater market?
RandomTrivia: I believe it's called "being in the right place at the right time"
TheMerricat: @shasra to my knowledge it would have to be a 'normal' trade. otherwise it'd fall back under an insider type deal.
beowuuf: it's like jury duty
PharaohBender27: TikTok
GapFiller: optics eh
Orgmastron: Extra hours *on Balck Friday*
GapFiller: thats a neon sign re a company
Orgmastron: Black*
Wolfstrike_NL: ta magochi?
GapFiller: same Heather
TheMerricat: TA MA GOAT CHI?
RandomTrivia: I was half expecting "Jugemu Jugemu no...."
RockPusher: sugars5Eff sugars5Eff sugars5Eff
methodia_chicken: tomogocho
Lithobraker: Tomagachi?
elquis_merl: toma goat cheese
Orgmastron: Tamago-chi
W_Livi: Tomodachi?
r10pez10: remember to feed your neopets
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tom got a chi?
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart sugars5Luv lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: Beej surely yr of anyone wd understand that pedantry just encourages spite
methodia_chicken: di-gee-mhon?
DoodlestheGreat: JIF JIF JIF JIF ShoopDaWhoop
LurkerSpine: Tobi Kadachi
LordZarano: It's a Pokemon?
GapFiller: FIVE lrrWOW
LarkSachrosis: I had an R2-D2 tomogachi
Izandai: Someone in the comments was very insistent that anyone who's gonna start saying it "tamagochi" must start pronouncing GIF as JIF. Which was amusing.
LurkerSpine: lol I got a knockoff as a kid because I could not afford the OG
methodia_chicken: you can s
Izandai: $20 is a little high for that IMO
Lithobraker: It's like texas instruments calculators, it costs a bunch to get a screen with that shitty resolution these days
saiarcot895: and the actual pronunciation of GIF is JIF
methodia_chicken: you can still get a cheap one for $14
BrookJustBones: Is this more aimed at the nostalgia crowd
GapFiller: tbf that was 25 yrs ago and much has changed
Izandai: @saiarcot895 The fact that you have to spell it different is I think sufficient evidence that you're wrong.
Juliamon: I loved my Nanopets
saiarcot895: @Izandai didn't the author of GIF say that's how it should be pronounced?
Orgmastron: The rules of English are weird and contradictory. Pronounce things however you like.
Izandai: Yeah but fuck 'im.
GapFiller: Izandai wellsaid
Faulpyr: $60 doesn't seem that much to spend on a 13 year old nowadays.
Izandai: ty lol
TheMerricat: Google says "How much money does the average teen spend? The average teenager spends $2,150 per year."
jessieimproved: It's not weird for a 13 year old to get a couple hundred bucks for a birthday or Christmas though
TehAmelie: if God descended from Heaven to declare it's pronounced "Jif" my answer would be "thanks Jod, i'll take that under advisement"
methodia_chicken: thàts $2
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie katesLol
Izandai: @TehAmelie PrideLaugh Love that post so much.
jessieimproved: @TehAmelie agreeeeed
Lithobraker: @saiarcot895 @Izandai prescriptivism is nonsense
strangelee: Y'all got an allowance?
the_canuck_mystic: 2150/52=41
Scy_Anide: I don't remember what my Potatochip turned into. I just remember it looking like a blob.
the_canuck_mystic: ~41
CaptainSpam: You can pronounce GIF either way, you darn kids. Now get back to the gaming news discussion! Kappa
beowuuf: gillian anderson and gillian jacobs would like you to stop arguing :p
elquis_merl: I made 20 dollars a week about 15 years ago
Izandai: @CaptainSpam You mean the jaming news discussion? :p
Orgmastron: @TehAmelie "I will face Jod and walk backwards inot Hell"
Lithobraker: Kids these days don't have time for jobs...
GapFiller: mmm jam
Orgmastron: into*
GapFiller: well as long as its not evil jam that turns yr into a Jampire
TehAmelie: so to speak?
CaptainSpam: @Izandai Don't you jit under my skin. :p
LurkerSpine: I mean, kids get $200-$600 dollar phones
jessieimproved: There are a lot of kids today that have no idea how to manage money, and would spend $60 without thought, even if it was most of their money. I'm dead serious.
the_canuck_mystic: This is great. Beej discovers kids these days.
Izandai: @CaptainSpam PrideLaugh
paper_tigger: heathers right, and beej is turning into an old man before our eyes
TemporallyAwry: I honestly have no idea what "Middle Class" is supposed to mean anymore.
methodia_chicken: buying video games once a month is often a "gift" the parent also uses
GapFiller: jessieimproved this personally is one of the big reasons for my worriees re teenage streamers
EdoardoZone: did you have fabulous hair as a kid, beej
Lithobraker: @LurkerSpine those phones tend to be massively subsidized by the phone plan though
RandomTrivia: The difference between working- and middle-class has blurred a lot in the last couple of decades, whereas the gap between both of those and "rich fuckers" has grown exponentially
djalternative: @LurkerSpine sure but those are usually subsudized by their phone providers and can be used to track their child if they go missing
Izandai: I see no problems here.
jessieimproved: @GapFiller I have a daughter going into middle school. I'm horrified and trying to fix it.
elquis_merl: who needs clothing only video games
aiamethyst: kids have $800 smart phones, $60 doesn't sound like a lot
kalira77: that's just truth there, paul
ghyllnox: I was an odd child, but at the age of 13 I had saved up over $100 from three birthdays and Christmases. Not a rich child mind you, just a weirdly thrifty one
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So far as I know, most of the LRRfolk may have had their legs removed in August
djalternative: Also, Fortnite is already part of the current Thor run
kusinohki: only the world's greatest detective can figure out fortnite
TheMerricat: @Dread_Pirate_Westley we know that Adam still has legs, but it is up in the air if his feet are still his own or Shoey's
SpacePotato01: batman repeatedly getting defeated by 12 year olds?
djalternative: so Fortnite is the new Amalgum crossover that everyone wanted
PharaohBender27: :D
Lithobraker: I'm surprised it took this long for truck-kun to isekai Batman
methodia_chicken: i fully believe that batman would be terrible at a game where the goal is to collect guns and shoot each other
GapFiller: the Zellers was a particularly delicious bit of regionalism
GapFiller: speaking o delicious maybe as product placement goes it was like the Fruit Pies
BrookJustBones: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Ninja Batman can do anything
DigitalSeahorse: I miss Zellers
GapFiller: ohhh urban sprawl
djalternative: Also, The Colonel from KFC is cannon in DC as well as Santa and the Looney Toons and other Hannah-Barbara cartoon
geail: I've done the Edmonton - Calgary outfit many times
DigitalSeahorse: especially before they went all ham on having dedicated sales staff vs task staff
Steelwolf171: It was absorbed into the West Edmonton Mall
djalternative: btw the KFC/DC comics are a trip
Orgmastron: So Cool Runnings?
r10pez10: cool runnings style
GapFiller: heh cdnt even hear Heather there
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GapFiller: over the sound of Beej ranting
GapFiller: this is the content we crave
DoodlestheGreat: Archie's very very American tourist.
methodia_chicken: xmen solved that problem by teleportation to the mall
geail: Road Quest to West Ed
red_shoes_jeff: It has its own submarine fleet, you know.
GapFiller: is the West Edmonton Mall the Canadian equivalent of Wall Drug then? (non Canadian here)
doormar: beat me to it, geail
TheMerricat: Not Death Stranding Whales Paul.... :D
Dezufnocosem: the japanese embassy in edmonton has to console disappointed japanese tourists
elquis_merl: theres that stop in south dekota i remember form being a child that was pretty cool
DoodlestheGreat: There _are_ ways to demonstrate long trips without taking up whole pages of a comic. As far as malls are concerned, the underground mall of Toronto is more interesting, and WAY more likely to be the subject of a Black Mirror episode! notsquishY
r10pez10: is edmonton mall a theme park for shopping
geail: @r10pez10 yes
TheMerricat: Wall Drug @elquis_merl
GapFiller: r10pez10 doesnt it have a literal theme park inside
elquis_merl: Wall drug thats it
Orgmastron: r10pez10 Basically yeah
Lithobraker: @elquis_merl Wall Drug?
elquis_merl: @Lithobraker yea
jessieimproved: omg mall kiosks
red_shoes_jeff: Gotta spend those Club Zed points.
Izandai: You tuck the lanyard into a jacked pocket or your purse or something and you flash it to any kiosk person who tries to bother you.
elquis_merl: they had giant amotronic dinosaurs
PharaohBender27: O_o
Izandai: what
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Izandai: ?????????????????????????
cuttlefishman: what
GapFiller: comic books *jazzhands
ChroniclerC: Ah yes, the deed for North America.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Seems legit
r10pez10: oh yeah the country deed
Steelwolf171: Probably from the same place where you can buy an acre of the moon
TheMerricat: Ah Silver Age comics and their plotlines.... :D
Izandai: Why did he pick a rodeo as the play to announce this?????
Orgmastron: There are several indigenous tribes who would take issue with that
kusinohki: you know... instead of "dark and gritty batman" we need some movies based on these extra silly comics
doormar: does that mean that Batman owns Canada?
methodia_chicken: until someone hogties batman
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: "I bought the bank"
LarkSachrosis: Now is that more or less crazy than the Joker being appointed a UN Ambassador by Ayatolla Khomeini?
GapFiller: yeh we remember that heritage minute
TheMerricat: Do you have a flag? No? It's ours then!
ArcOfTheConclave: Does it have a flag?
RandomTrivia: Oh shit was that the first NFT? lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: "but sir I'm pretty sure it just meant those houses"
Izandai: I thought Heather was gonna say "Every few decades someone shows up all like 'I own you all' and we just say 'Yes, your majesty' and wave politely until they leave."
RandomTrivia: They wrote arbitrary documentation saying they owned a thing :D
methodia_chicken: we have a legal treaty for space and we barely even go there
Manae: I mean... they sort of did do that? Just not one document
jessieimproved: thank jeebus and whoever else
Invitare: which cord?
chaostreader: I mean, there was a person in California who claimed to be Emperor of America for years.
PharaohBender27: @Izandai katesLol
Orgmastron: ~whichcord
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TheMerricat: BTW Beej can be happy Discord also reversed their "no NSFW servers" on the Apple app. :)
LurkerSpine: Their evaluation seemed insane to me though. It's not worth $6b, let alone $10b.
GapFiller: TheMerricat right that was last week wasnt it
GapFiller: honestly totally forgot abt that
djalternative: Discord also has a game store front
Lithobraker: Presumably MS wanted to turn Discord into. Slack competitor
methodia_chicken: is it like Line where stickers are really really a thing in some circles?
TheMerricat: I the the game store was closed, wasn't it?
Micsig: Basically buying the tech and the "accounts", current customers you may be able to provide other services for
r10pez10: i mean there's all the "games people are currently playing"
r10pez10: rip zynga
RockPusher: Discord has gone critical… voxlunRad lrrCOW
Izandai: Rest in piss Zynga
Izandai: (Zynga sucks, right? I'm actually not totally sure)
r10pez10: i'm pretty sure zynga sucked
Izandai: Okay cool
DeM0nFiRe: For me I look at discord as IRC and Ventrilo/Teamspeak replacement
SniperPumpkin: we use Teams at work and it's fine
r10pez10: teams is ... adequate
CommonMollusc: Is Discord edging toward being some kind of Twitch competitor then?
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: I think Beej is probably right on this, I work on tech, and that really does seem like what Microsoft would be aiming at.
Mattifier: I kinda like Teams but it needs sooo much more polishing. It got some very sharp edges.
TheMerricat: @CommonMollusc they'd have to include video streaming in order to ever be anything like Twitch, I see them more like a less toxic reddit.
CaptainSpam: I will keep my own private Mastodon instance running regardless of if anyone reads it! :p
TheMerricat: The real problem I see with Discord is that ATM there isn't any archiving of content from it.
LordZarano: Much like how Amazon changed the name to "Prime Gaming" right after Twitch promoted Art & other non-gaming content
r10pez10: now i want a sandwich
stgts_: Beej, I think that's really prescient. I wonder if we'll hear about Microsoft trying this again in a year or two
SniperPumpkin: discord has extremely low virality potential. it's hard to accidentally get a much larger audience than you expect
Scy_Anide: Discord CAN be organized, but it very rarely is.
TheMerricat: @SniperPumpkin esp since there is a limit to the number of users you can have in a 'server'
RatekStormcrow: When I am on discord I just feel like i am on IRC with histzory persistance ...
r10pez10: discord has a lot of half-ass things tbqh
GapFiller: yep thats a big minus for me too Heather
GapFiller: its a walled garden ting innit
TheMerricat: Mangadex has run into that issue, with them being down they recently published an annoucement that they would be creating a seperate "announcements" server that people should follow via their own private server if that was all they were here for because they hit their member limit.
Izandai: I'm in so many Discords and I keep up with exactly 2 of them.
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r10pez10: !forum
TheMerricat: BTW this isn't Checkpoint worthy but I thought Paul might have enjoyed seeing this story about the Japanese exclusive Death Stranding PC case that just got announced. - https://www.pcgamer.com/of-all-the-hardware-we-cant-buy-its-this-death-stranding-pc-case-that-hurts-the-most/
r10pez10: :(
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GapFiller: LordZarano SO THIS
Rhayvenloft2111: hows it going
wildpeaks: I really hope it doesn't get bought by Amazon, that would have been worse than MS
GapFiller: clearly being Bowser is one o those Highlander tings
GapFiller: There Can Be Only One
saiarcot895: @wildpeaks or worse, facebook
r10pez10: how can you sue Bowser
wildpeaks: @wildpeaks definitely
Izandai: Gary Oak
Izandai: Yeah
LurkerSpine: I called "bowser" king koopa until... super mario?
LurkerSpine: like, toadstool wasn't peach until n64
r10pez10: Gary Koopa
Izandai: What would we call Bowsette then? Queen Koopa?
Manae: I thought it was the opposite between Bowser and King Koopa
Izandai: King Peach?
Manae: I didn't hear Bowser until like mario64
Izandai is still a little miffed that she's not called "Peachser" which would actually be etymologically correct
LordZarano: Every community group that has a FB page as it's sole internet presence can get f'd. I'm not giving FB my details just to find out when your meetings are
DeM0nFiRe: "Are you gonna sue me?" -- Guy who was sued
taareek1976: Funny thing is I've heard the name Bowser twice before Nintendo came out over here. There was Bower from Sha-na-na and my uncle's old dog was named Bowser.
RandomTrivia: *quote from man sued*
Skeletonman1100: That is EXACTLY what they are going to do.
GapFiller: never make that threat to people who can follow thru
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe spidermanpointing
DeM0nFiRe: RandomTrivia LUL
mtgofjuggalos: Why isn't Beej's hair styled into a lazy fin?
GapFiller: its like asking 'you and what army' to somebody who does infact command an army
Gizmoloid: Weren't Xecuter the people who DRM-ed their Switch-mod?
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, Graham's jab at military funding was sergeJustRight
TheMerricat: @Gizmoloid yes, yes they were
cuttlefishman: I'm just imagining Warzone is like Fist of the North Star, having never seen any of it
cuttlefishman: (Nobody ruin this mental image)
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
r10pez10: Most Stealthy
cuttlefishman: Just have dazzle camo skins
wildpeaks: it's kinda like chameleon gear in Fallout 4 ?
LordZarano: If you search for "Fortnite pay to win" you'll find a ton of videos about what apears to be a thermoptic camo skin
wildpeaks: I wonder if they're in F76 too
cuttlefishman: I mean, isn't that just Screen Cheat?
Izandai: @cuttlefishman It's actually more like Riki-Oh.
RandomTrivia: Surely then you just reduce your display resolution to cause a moire to decloak them? :D
GapFiller: yrd be surprised Paul how stealthy a high vis safety vest can be these days
GapFiller: bright oranj just blends right in so many places
r10pez10: high vis clothing just means you can sneak around everywhere
r10pez10: source: i am a delivery driver
Izandai: That's certainly a kind of stealth.
RandomTrivia: LUL
r10pez10: DK head mode!
ChroniclerC: Didn't the League of Legends devs talk about this just the other week? About how skins still need to maintain the same amount of gameplay clarity as the base model.
Earthenone: no big chungus skin?
SpacePotato01: why not a skin that makes you a box?
RandomTrivia: The tank Dimitrescu
SpacePotato01: no one has done that
ArcOfTheConclave: @ChroniclerC link?
GapFiller: yes it was SPONSORED
GapFiller: that was the mind blower
TomieMtg: hiiii! :)
r10pez10: the segues have been on point today
GrassVortex: He did that Turing complete MtG deck right?
Pteraspidomorphi: I like how this story keeps evolving
Favre_the_Undead: @GrassVortex that was fun
serramarkov: @GrassVortex yes, he did
RockPusher: Death‽ … but big lady steppy…
TheMerricat: secret knife shoes?
Earthenone: it may be death, but its in the RE universe, so death is probobly not the end
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
GapFiller: lrrWOW nalvLUL
r10pez10: big lady steppy is just mario-goomba stomping the playable character
PharaohBender27: That is some SHADE at Capcom
r10pez10: BEEJ
TheMerricat: Sponsored by Hideo Kojima. :P
Izandai: Isn't she a vampire? Maybe instead of biting on you she just steps on you.
Izandai: *biting you
r10pez10: !clip
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tknomncr: Secret Knife Shoes is my new thrash metal Shonen Knife cover band.
Favre_the_Undead: that was cool
r10pez10: yo what a great teach
wildpeaks: oh god
r10pez10: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
elquis_merl: OMG
r10pez10: HAHA
ChroniclerC: HA!
Izandai: I love people who pull shit like that with their prosthetics.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh damn, my whole body reflexively cringed for a sec.
kusinohki: I sort of know the physics behind the bed of nails, but I would still be terrified of getting on and off the thing
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r10pez10: imagine if they firmware updated like that and then NEVER releasing luigi
maxthefourth: !next
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Orgmastron: It's also deeply manipaulative
TheMerricat: If I were a parent who that happened to, there would be a SERIOUSLY flamey letter written to Lego about them pulling that shit.
r10pez10: McDonalds!
Earthenone: 60 cad is like 40£ i think?
kusinohki: toy story andy keeps asking for a girl friend for some reason...
heyalexdaily: 60 CAD is about 36 pounds.
niccus: we all call out for luigi
saiarcot895: Mario, now integrated with Alexa
Glodenox: No, Alexa! Cancel!
kusinohki: I first thought of Luigt calling out for mario in the luigi mansion games
GapFiller: they always do
GapFiller: which is why pushback is always necessary
maxthefourth: "Alexa, buy Luigi!"
R_Craddz: Did been just buy a load of Luigi’s for viewers? 🤣🤣
LurkerSpine: Reagan probably got rid of them in the US
Gizmoloid: And then EA will drive over the line in a tank, screeching "That's quite ethical!"
ArcOfTheConclave: Be sure to buy more Ovaltine
R_Craddz: Beej damn autocorrect
RandomTrivia: There probably are laws and they probably very carefully navigated the loopholes in those laws
Izandai: Mario and Luigi have different mustaches.
Glodenox: Luigi's face is slightly different, but not that much
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: I was wondering, is this a confirmed new Luigi project, or is this still speculation?
Izandai: Mario's has more "lobes"
BrookJustBones: I think Mario's head is whider as well
Orgmastron: There are apparently already laws about this in Europe, so this firmware update didn't happen there
Izandai: @spoopifer_oh_spoopifer I think the Luigi toy is now being sold.
Orgmastron: spoopifer_oh_spoopifer Yes they announced Luigi a few days after this firmware update happened
GapFiller: for those who understand this ref see also the whole ESL rigamarole this week
GrassVortex: LUL Perfect
RandomTrivia: WHAT
RandomTrivia: HAHAHA
GapFiller: yes it failed due to vocal opposition but those responsible will absolutely try again
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Izandai: Huh
Izandai: Neat
r10pez10: !clip
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RandomTrivia: That makes me so happy :D
r10pez10: sounds very fortnite
RandomTrivia: Did they Cataclysm it?
RandomTrivia: Huh.
TheMerricat: the red circle
RandomTrivia: *distant* "ALL WILL BURN*
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RandomTrivia: Hmmmmm
LordZarano: I saw someone play it on a stream
RandomTrivia: So part Cataclysm, part Corrupted Blood then
Orgmastron: Ahh the Raccoon City approach
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wildpeaks: so the Dying Light approach
Nigouki: "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
r10pez10: mario kart <infinity symbol>
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Wolfstrike_NL: Everyone paying for that sweet Gatekeeper? (I do not know if that's a payed thing)
mowdownjoe: There's a reason the what's Good Games podcast call FE:Heroes the Horny Casino.
TheAinMAP: PraiseIt
Orgmastron: Wolfstrike_NL It's a gacha game, so indirectly
wildpeaks: a chunk ? can we punch it ?
Invitare: well except Galar's. Which are based on mistakes
r10pez10: i know about the ice cream one, is there a balloon pokemon?
Invitare: Drifloon
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, neat
RandomTrivia: OH NO
r10pez10: The Missing Link To The Past
RandomTrivia: *flashbacks to the Fall Guys bean*
kusinohki: I want a twist where people are also pokemon and can get trapped in pokeballs
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
couldntpickausername: show me ditto's skeleton
jacobsh97: diglett for sure
Invitare: no, that's a Marowak skull
DeM0nFiRe: One neat story that came out was Fujifilm is releasing an app so that you can print screenshots from your nintendo switch to one of their mini instant photo printers (You need to use a phone app to get the screenshot from the switch to the printer)
LidofLoathing: yeah, I want to know what diglett looks like inside/underground
Invitare: computer chips
Gadora: Magnemite circuit diagrams?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
r10pez10: lol
Scy_Anide: Does it have...organic parts?
r10pez10: the haines manual for pokemon
r10pez10: teardown of dugtrio
jacobsh97: I always pictures magnemite as solid metal
r10pez10: ditto has one hard part. its heart
RedRaptor: Would the insides of a Palossand have the bones of its victims?
r10pez10: cold stone heart mofo ditto
LidofLoathing: or bronzong, that's just metal
Scy_Anide: I'd like to see a teardown of Ditto imitating another pokemon.
DoodlestheGreat: Geodude, who is my friend and real. o_O
Wolfstrike_NL: also, ghost pokemon
r10pez10: i would eat an unown
Orgmastron: Such a burden, Heather
r10pez10: funpuff
Earthenone: so are you starting a pokemon rewatch podcast heather?
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GapFiller: LRL HYPE
kusinohki: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
CaptainSpam: It's liiiiiiiiive!
r10pez10: OH it's a live weekend
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Beej, Paul & Heather! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: THINGS
MTBoot: something is gonna happen
iris_of_ether: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
RockPusher: Something sure is gonna happen
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
LurkerSpine: such a long game
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: This time for sure!
r10pez10: it just keeps going
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to WheresLuigi! They have given 2982 Gift Subs in the channel!
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PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrBEEEJ , lrrPAUL , and lrrHEATHER ! lrrHEART lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
MagicalAttackGecko: only drum forever
RandomTrivia: There's always lofi pong :D
r10pez10: things just keep happening
LurkerSpine: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RockPusher: … probably
avenix: Hey Beej, your hair is my spirit animal.
avenix: just letting you know
RockPusher: The Power of Benship!!!!
Earthenone: we could always feed the goat when we finish
Earthenone: a CYOA book
RandomTrivia: Because KOJIMA benginFacepalm
LidofLoathing: the chapters in that game get weird, yeah
Mai_Andra: Final Fantasy XV? curiousjoiKupo
kusinohki: I vaguely remember a book written like that
cuttlefishman: Paul, are you going to appear in the club ever?
CaptainSpam: HORSE
cuttlefishman: The chat wants it
RandomTrivia: Apparently it's Matt and sprites this week
r10pez10: i bet paul appears in the intro
kusinohki: I assume once someone draws a horse they are kicked out of the club
r10pez10: yeah traditionally
DoodlestheGreat: How about a circle of hands?
Earthenone: a hand is basicly half a foot :P
RockPusher: Whoever's hand was turned into a standard lenght
Orgmastron: Adam reads a book! PogChamp
RockPusher: *length
mowdownjoe: An auspicious Adventure!
LurkerSpine: a hand is 4 inches
SpoonfullOfSugar: Show me yer Barley-Corns
TheMerricat: WOOT! :)
RandomTrivia: CYOA benginHype !
r10pez10: yo CYOA
RockPusher: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: Perfect LUL
RandomTrivia: The perfect setup
TheMerricat: Do we know what book?
LurkerSpine: w00t! CYOA is great
LidofLoathing: you
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DoodlestheGreat: Belopaaaaaa!!!!
LidofLoathing: you're so helpful!
RockPusher: Tonight the role of Twitch Chat will be played by Paul and Beej
CaptainSpam: In this case, Adam's the devil, and you two are the Greek chorus.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul and Beej are the shoulders; chat and Adam are the devils. There is no angel.
RockPusher: Resident Evil Giraffe!
TheMerricat: The Angel was the author who was desperately trying to clue you into not trying to bash the door down.
JohnLockeCole: Adam and Beej is such a good combo
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: eyyy Ace Attorney
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
R_Craddz: Not using the full Name Res Evil 6 man fellates 🦒
GapFiller: so thats the nxt PiF sorted eh Heather
hexy_lexy: im right there with you, Heather!
CaptainSpam: "Has Anyone Seen Luigi Lately?"
RockPusher: Everyone ask where Luigi, but not How Luigi BibleThump
RandomTrivia: When Luigi is offscreen, someone will be asking "where's Luigi?"
Mai_Andra: Are all your play belong to game?
GapFiller: nobody ever asks Why Luigi
kusinohki: a luigi scooby crossover would be amazing!
RockPusher: benginFingers lunarj1Heart
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GapFiller: istr Heather did a playthru too
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: thanks fro streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Mai_Andra: xivCactuar
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beowuuf: oh god sudden odama flashbacks
TheMerricat: Chat, remember you all are awesome. Be safe, be well, and be happy! Have a great rest of the day :)
math_nerdette: !next
beowuuf: thanks all! bye!
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LunarJade: lunarj1Heart
LunarJade: You're all great. Thanks for hanging out with us!
beowuuf: sergeHi lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: thanks for having us Heather
hexy_lexy: & U Heather
kusinohki: lrrHEART
jessieimproved: !next
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Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
ihlendrax: !next
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