jessieimproved: nice
NavelWarfare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Sometimes it's paper, sometimes it's Arena, tune in to find out! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
fcloud: the tension is building...!!
NavelWarfare: Oh right it's Friday
Diabore: is it a secret fnpf tonight?
Juliamon: Not really secret
Earthenone: its going to be sealed of newest set
LoadingReadyRun: More like, Sealedhaven
fcloud: a top-secret finpiff
NavelWarfare: benginFingers
NavelWarfare: If someone opens a Spectacle Mage, promise to play it?
NavelWarfare: That adorable bird needs some love
fcloud: man i wish i didnt have to work during play it forward. i keep trying to chat into the vod
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
jedi_master_zll: I keep trying to open the chat during youtube replays.
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
djalternative: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [2h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Thank goodness it’s Watch An Angry Granny Punch Her Way Through the Post-Apocalypse Day. | So, yeah, TGIWAAGPHWTPAD, it’s a new AGATHA FISTY. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_A6W3mNWY || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1385719394081198082
ihlendrax: I do that all the time, too, @jedi_master_zll. LOL
NavelWarfare: I guess that's why pain is in the bkx
Fruan: Any idea what they're playing tonight?
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Sometimes it's paper, sometimes it's Arena, tune in to find out! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
fcloud: magic: the grabbening
ihlendrax: Hmm. Mystery Magic.
NavelWarfare: Sealedhaven, to blatantly steal a pun
fcloud: silly rabbit, strix are for kids
DeM0nFiRe: Ah so it's not conStrixted?
NavelWarfare: I feel like a strix would eat the trix rabbit
NavelWarfare: Just as a reflex
fcloud: not constrixted, not restrixted. no trix, just treats. it's strixly come dancing, all friday night, only on the lrr network
thraximore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Sometimes it's paper, sometimes it's Arena, tune in to find out! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (11s ago).
SenkaMeseca: rescLate rooREE 6 pm roo4 adoreScream rescMad bfsBaka
SergeYager: hello chat
serramarkov: F r i d ay Night!
fcloud: 11s ago??!? damn, i missed it
SergeYager: hope you're having a cozy evening
DeM0nFiRe: o/
laikagoat: fionaGoat
NavelWarfare: Hulloo Serge
RockPusher: sergeWelcome sergeFriend
Fruan: I just finished watching your episode of Office Hourse, Serge! Your PPR deck was SICK.
hexy_lexy: hey @SergeYager i appreciate you!
SergeYager: having a cozy evening?
Sunmare_Dragon: thank you segeyeger you too
freshmaker__: hey serge! :)
SergeYager: @Fruan pretty sure it's the most powerful sealed deck i've ever opened
NavelWarfare: @hexy_lexy And we all appreciate YOU!
Juliamon: The horses are invading
Juliamon: hourses
RockPusher: Fruan maybe you secretly want an office horse?
serramarkov: I'm very cozy- in my pjs with my snuggly blanket ready to watch FNPF
freshmaker__: Is there room for an Office Horse in the budget?
Fruan: Office Horse would be pretty rad.
hexy_lexy: @NavelWarfare ive been having a hard time seeing and understanding that lately, but i choose to believe you
loki_lxix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Sometimes it's paper, sometimes it's Arena, tune in to find out! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Juliamon: Can't Draw Horses Office
fcloud: the budget TECHNICALLY can accomodate one horse, but it is what you might call a low-end model
wedge_x: what about an Office Horus
Juliamon: The budget has room for one (1) horse mask
NavelWarfare: @hexy_lexy I offer free internet hugs, if it'll help you feel better
RockPusher: fcloud does this horse come in a bottle and is unusually sticky?
fcloud: what about an office wh<message deleted>
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
AngelicKnighthood: lrrSIGNAL
fcloud: @RockPusher no guarantees, no returns for any reason
serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ConcedeToTheLeft: Strix, yaaaaas
hexy_lexy: @NavelWarfare they wont fix my brain, but ill accept them and theyll help a bit
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
fcloud: what do you call a particularly risky play? Strix Poker
SenkaMeseca: rooAww rooHappy rooDuck adoreHehe rescShy
NavelWarfare gives @hexy_lexy a warm internet hug.
NightWingMistHawk: @NavalWarfare weird request but could I also have some hugs as well?
MTBoot: @nightwingmisthawk *socially distanced hugs*
NavelWarfare gives @nightwingmisthawk a warm internet hug.
xantos69: Got my 2nd Covid vaccine. Never felt so happy to be sore all over.
NightWingMistHawk: Thanks friends sergeHeart
azkovo: hi folks!
serramarkov: Congrats, @xantos69 !!!!
NavelWarfare: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ArdCollider: yay @xantos69!
hexy_lexy: @NightWingMistHawk offering you internet hugs
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FacelessManAboutTown: Hello magic peeps gc7Hi
hexy_lexy: @xantos69 yaaaasss!!!!!!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Join @sergeyager, @BengineeringTV, @Graham_LRR and @coachNellyMTG for some STX Sealed Shenanigans! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezso8IRUcAARFiZ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1385746577336147970
laikagoat: hell ya xantos, i just got both of mine set up
DarkYaksha: Hello all
NightWingMistHawk: @hexy_lexy Vielen dank (many thanks) sergeHeart
fcloud: mmm...magic peeps
serramarkov: @xantos69 not the sore part, but the 2nd dose part.
codatski: @xantos69 Nice! Congrats! I get my second in about a week!
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART I'm ready to watch some Imaginary Cardboard Rectangle Combat™
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MoxBismuth: hey everyone ^^ i hope you're all well (:
codatski: Also hi chat!
coachNelly: hey arena stonks errybody
xantos69: @serramarkov When you know what they say about what doesn't kill you. :-)
snortablecola: @MoxBismuth no u
lirazel64: Heyo!
djalternative: arena stonks woot!
NavelWarfare: I am happy this week is wrapping up @moxbismuth . It's been a heck of a thing
corefluxx: Good evening all
DarkMorford: Hey gang!
Goban3: YYYOOOOOOO
freshmaker__: @coachNelly ayyy thanks for the reminder 🤑🤑🤑
F1SHOR: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
serramarkov: Yup!
Goban3: Its go time
hexy_lexy: hey @coachNelly hope youre doing well. reminder that i appreciate you
incredulouspasserby: yooooo
lirazel64: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: coachNelly Haha thanks for the heads up
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sheer_falacy: Approximately one year!
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SenkaMeseca: rescLate rescLate rescLate
coachNelly: tyty luv u too fam
MoxBismuth: @snortablecola whatifHug
SnowbirdMike: Good Evening Chat HeyGuys
ritchards: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: LRRMtG
Dog_of_Myth: Got here just in time
MoxBismuth: @NavelWarfare nice! hopefully you get a good rest (:
ritchards: !show override fnpf
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Goban3: Hello!
ArdCollider: I got my stonks earlier but yesterday I pulled both STA Mizzix and STA Grapeshot
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ArdCollider: so I'm feeling kind of positive about Arena for the moment
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ritchards: !show override paperfight
LRRbot: Currently live: Friday Night Paper Fight (overriden)
Fruan: Hello Kathleen!
Goban3: Starting off great XD
RandomTrivia: Hi Kathleen!
SnowbirdMike: Good Evening LRR
offbeatwitch: a wild kathleen wanders through
A_Dub888: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
hexy_lexy: good start! good start!
Goban3: ooooooo
A_Dub888: Sealedhaven
Goban3: nice
RandomTrivia: Ben has been too busy playing Minecraft :D
freshmaker__: ben's looking a bit crunchy and.. a touch delayed?
SnowbirdMike: LOL
lirazel64: As if we were ever going to mind what Kathleen -- or any SO or offspring does.
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Dog_of_Myth: Sealed and draft is very fun in Strixhaven.
Rogue_07: What a lovely group of friends here tonight
Makimachine: Adam was OP yesterday. :D
hexy_lexy: ooh what is your drink of the night @coachNelly ?
mrlector subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
mrlector: have this!!!
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BjjBrain: coachn3Thankscoach
fcloud: graham's flesh-colored shirt confuses my peripheral vision into thinking he's not wearing a shirt
fcloud: spooky
Goban3: the kingdom of cards
CardKingdom: Oh hey that's us
coachNelly: we're on phillips Electric Unicorn @hexy_lexy
StageMgrRob: Went to my LGS and bought $345 of Strixhaven. All of the Prerelease packs, a box of boosters and 3 Japanese packs.
HundreydAundre: Sealed best pool! Fite Me!
CardKingdom: Good luck with that Ben because dear god those keep moving fast
Goban3: whaaaaat?
NavelWarfare: Codie is so sweet
sheer_falacy: !card codie
LRRbot: Codie, Vociferous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | You can't cast permanent spells. / {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
xantos69: Oh yea, I bet the demand for those archive cards is really crazy.
adambomb625: That scans
hexy_lexy: proud of you, Ben! rock the Do Nothing EDH!!!
Goban3: my forever deck is Osgir
RandomTrivia: "All I wanna do, is throw some spells into, opponents' faces (opponents' faces)"
adambomb625: Definitely matches Ben's personality
personification2: Hey, Ben! It's me, Codie! It looks like you're trying to cast some nonpermanent spells. Would you like some help with that?
corefluxx: Got a collector booster and pulled 2 Japanese Mystical Archive cards
lirazel64: They are having trouble shipping STX, though. (So says their email to me) Guess the cards were backed up behind the Big Stuck Boat.
tehleoness: still waiting on some other boxes before I Strix out too hard
DarkMorford: Oh no, Nelson's gone full macroblock
zed_alpha: Uh, Nelly? Nelly might have gone into the Shadow Zone
snortablecola: square nelson
fcloud: ok i caught a glimpse of ben's drink and it looks FANCY
freshmaker__: Oh damn, all promos? Gotta run one cheeky copy of Deck the Halls, the holiday card. :P
Dog_of_Myth: Nelly is in the process of being exiled
coachNelly: i am a ghost now sawry
Jennie_Fuchsia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
Jennie_Fuchsia: What a delightful distraction between two long long long and I mean long long days of work!
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CardKingdom: @lirazel64 Unfortunately yes, our team is trying to crush through those orders to get them out as fast as possible
NightWingMistHawk: Nellie slowly descending into benginChaos
RandomTrivia: Oh dear, Nelson lives in Datamosh Land now
fcloud: nelly slowly travels into the 90s
ariborealis: nelson has ben exiled
Swamplor: Ben's permanent commander deck is a commander deck that can't play permanents. What a contrarian.
serramarkov: Card Kingdom is awesome, they support all my favorite streamers/content creators, and while they're on the other side of the country from me, they're super fast and accurate. A real pleasure.
snortablecola: sqaure demon
hexy_lexy: its ok, Nelly! tech trouble happens and thats ok
zed_alpha: I've literally never faced anyone in MTGA Strixhaven sealed who HASN'T put together a kinda durdley Sultai pile.
zed_alpha: And I keep sweeping it 7-0 with lorehold.
Haroldholmes25: called shot
Zappeljakob: I opened a Sealed pool a few hours ago, and got Both the Silverquill AND the Witherbloom elder dragon...guess which colors I play
MegaDosX: And two more rares
Goban3: @CardKingdom thank you for all the cards!
hexy_lexy: grapeshot!!!!! force storm!!!!!
HundreydAundre: Me, drafting & eager to fight sealed self: PowerUpL PowerUpL PowerUpL SmoocherZ PowerUpR PowerUpR ScaredyCat
CardKingdom: @LoadingReadyRun Play Grapeshot, contractually obligated.
sheer_falacy: probably not playing black
freshmaker__: there's so much room on the side of the screen Arena. Show me all the cards
HundreydAundre: No.... 12 rares.... nuuuu!! I want to see it at least once!
MegaDosX: Historic mono-red storm is definitely a thing
Fruan: "Birgi tells a very boring story about an Ignus, and then you die"
Goban3: christ
xantos69: I have been a little disappointed in Kasmina in limited. (First time in 4 years ever a UG mythic isn't broken)
A_Dub888: !findquote powerful magic
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: You've practiced Storm Graham so far has you, Graham?
CardKingdom: It was in our last e-mail Graham, did you read it? Kappa
MegaDosX: Sort by rare, see your other two!
PhorrestGaze: it's implied
zed_alpha: @Fruan ah, the deck that got me into Diamond in historic
NavelWarfare: !findquote power
LRRbot: Quote #5477: "It's a power move to show up at a commander game with ten Sol Rings on all of your fingers." —Serge [2018-11-02]
adambomb625: Show all of your rares!
HundreydAundre: No worries stormmage Graham! You got this!
tehleoness: Fine print gets you every time
RandomTrivia: PLANT DOG PLANT DOG
ElektroTal: it's actually Quanthony
MegaDosX: Bwuh
RandomTrivia: WOAH
MegaDosX: Quandrix it is!
Goban3: welp
CardKingdom: Wow your deck is sick
sheer_falacy: nice of it to make the choice easy
Haroldholmes25: Graham gonna ranch some people
CardKingdom: This isn't fair
hexy_lexy: what are these rares?! holy heck!
Robot_Bones: can't handle rare lessons I guess
MegaDosX: That was so fast!
incredulouspasserby: this is gross. This is actually gross
RandomTrivia: Easy!
tehleoness: So he's making Silverquill right?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Card Kingdom sent 5 emails and then the last email was about the grapeshot
zed_alpha: Hey, Graham? How are you magic, and can I get you to bless my next Sealed pool?
ArdCollider: when you draft sealed so hard your sponsor is jealous
Goban3: that was easy
zed_alpha: Graham over here playing Constructed
hexy_lexy: ALWAYS force storm, Graham! its the law!
CardKingdom: Serge needs to stream Magic Ben Kappa
Vanarra subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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tehleoness: I see Silverquill
adambomb625: Splash red for Rootha and Grapeshot
Counting_Kittens: Divine Gambit is there if you’re looking for a novel way to lose
HundreydAundre: Oh, is the nickname TTC about setup to submit names, stream?
incredulouspasserby: question for chat: IYO, is Field Trip worth it? It's been seeming underwhelming, like I want to do something else with that slot every time I draw it
MegaDosX: Ooooof
Rogue_07: AliasV had a disgusting play with Blood Researcher on Arena Top 5 today
RandomTrivia: OOOOOH
GredGredmansson: @HundreydAundre won't be for a few weeks I think
adambomb625: Oh god storm works with Magecraft
MegaDosX: !card tendrils of agony
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
MegaDosX: Good lord Graham
flatluigi: witherbloom pledgemage, maybe?
CardKingdom: Crux of Fate destroying non-dragons while you have a Dragon is a pleasant feeling
flatluigi: that's hybrid green yeah?
MegaDosX: Suddenly, Counterspell
Earthenone: they played literal counterspell on my 7 drop, what could i have done
Moonspeak721: i've heard more than one story of losing to an overloaded mizzix's mastery
RandomTrivia: LUL
flatluigi: i also like cogwork archivist
MegaDosX: Mana Tithe is also hilarious
corefluxx: Go Mana Tithe!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
F1SHOR: i have played so much tithe and it always works
RandomTrivia: Mana Tithe is an extra layer of style points
Zappeljakob: I once got 2 Swords o Plowshares pointed at my creatures....I did not win that gam
xantos69: James knows what he did to deserve that.
Dog_of_Myth: No one expects the Mana Tithe
Murf13 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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HundreydAundre: @GredGredmansson Right, So I may not get the chance to submit this but here's my nickname proposal: All Campus Cycles: "Press 'S' to Cry Campus"
ConcedeToTheLeft: Ben what are you drinking? Looks so funky cool!
agrulguy21: "i swing for leathal" "teferis pertection?"
zed_alpha: "Oh hey, I've got that sweet white Silverquill enchantment that pumps my attackers." "Oh hey, they've got a Krosan Grip."
agrulguy21: SeemsGood
MegaDosX: The deck took, like, a minute to throw together
Earthenone: G is a profesional
sheer_falacy: "ooh, good cards"
GredGredmansson: @HundreydAundre when the site does open it will be open for a while
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
JRandomHacker: Yeah friends list is super bugged
RandomTrivia: Arena pls
JRandomHacker: You can use Direct Challenges
NavelWarfare: Double Ben!
MegaDosX: Wasn't that fixed?
ElektroTal: you can still do direct challenge
JRandomHacker: (We've been dealing with this for Gladiator tournaments all week)
hexy_lexy: yeah, Friends List is kinda weird
EvilBadman: don't forget your lessons
sheer_falacy: friendship with lrr has ended, direct challenge is your friend now
ElektroTal: double ben?
Rogue_07: @LoadingReadyRun do you have lessons in the sideboard?
GredGredmansson: so I only saw Graham's deck, did everyone else show theirs?
coachNelly: is it audio doubling?
maybe_a_random_name: The Bens have multiplied.
NavelWarfare: Serge is no more, there is only Ben
LurkerSpine: double ben
offbeatwitch: ben has beejdropped serge
ArdCollider: serge is now ben
Dog_of_Myth: Ben cloned himself
lirazel64: Double Ulmer!
devilmonkey2012: ben burger
coachNelly: oh its serge being not on camera
GredGredmansson: @Rogue_07 your sealed pool IS your sideboard
Zappeljakob: Serge is also Ben now, we can get the Ben Triple!
FarrinDelmirre: Serge has been replaced
frozenphoenix7: Does that work for direct challenges?
Rogue_07: Serge has been consumed by Ben.
GredGredmansson: ohhhh
FarrinDelmirre: Ben is double majoring?
fcloud: after every 20 minutes, ben doubles
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HundreydAundre: Double Major Bens
bullseye3265: yo yo, what up all!!
sheer_falacy: this has to be fixed, there's a Nelson they should remove
fcloud: by the end of the stream, the whole screen will be ben
SnowbirdMike: Serges Ben disguise was working perfectly
Darleysam: Ben, and Other Ben
MegaDosX: Game pls
HundreydAundre: Goofy Threes
MegaDosX: Does hitting Tab do anything Ben?
GredGredmansson: @Darleysam Ben IS Other Ben according to Champ'd Up
bullseye3265: it is a thing since the update
fcloud: we all unfriended you ben. sorry you had to find out this way
MegaDosX: Or is it there but just empty?
Dog_of_Myth: Speaking of Mana Tithe, I just opened one in a pack. :)
JRandomHacker: Yeah it has to be the Crossed-Swords challenge
MegaDosX: Put your thingie in the doohickey
Rogue_07: Ben out here drinking a mana potion
sheer_falacy: speak his name and you shall summon him
ConcedeToTheLeft: What is that drink?! It's so purple
MegaDosX: I didn't!
dkosa: howdu
Earthenone: dident we have a staff meeting about putting your thingie in discord?
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dkosa: howdy*
Goban3: thingy or thingie?
kaziel0: Wow Paul! Harsh.
MegaDosX: @Goba3 Yes.
bikedog: Both players need to challenge each other
MegaDosX: @Goban3 rather
incredulouspasserby: @Goban3 thingy, usually. Thingie is lewd.
Goban3: oooooohhhh no
fcloud: a full-duplex challenge
freshmaker__: It's been a while~
FrozenRoseFour: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:50.
RandomTrivia: NELLY NO
GredGredmansson: a bit too direct Nelson
MegaDosX: Nelson pls
incredulouspasserby: (It's not actually that's just how I see it)
fcloud: and then you need to go to jail for 5-10
freshmaker__: are you allowed to get your wingus out on twitch?
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:24. lrrSPOT
GredGredmansson: Boom, dreams coming true!
Rogue_07: huzzah!
MegaDosX: Good start.
GredGredmansson: go froge
freshmaker__: I love the frog rep in this set
LoadingReadyRun: we are using a different system to share gameplay today, which should result in higher quality remote gameplay video. let me know if you notice a difference.
fcloud: i put this card in my deck based on the number of words it contained. now youre telling me i have to READ it? magic is hard
RandomTrivia: Welp
Goban3: gosh
MegaDosX: Frost Trickster is deceptively strong
noSmokeFire: do we know whether Graham has multiple planeswalkers?
felrender: a flying frost lynx is not bad in this block
MegaDosX: As if Frost Lynx needed to be improved, now it flies!
NavelWarfare: @loadingreadyrun Looks very sharp on mobile, for what it's worth
GredGredmansson: @noSmokeFire the only other one he could use is Will so I doubt he has one
thanzo: frog was tricked
ConcedeToTheLeft: Ben what is that funky drink you have tonight?
RandomTrivia: Never didn't have it
fcloud: you're smalltime, frost lynx. frost lynx, you're smalltime.
Moonspeak721: putting learn on creatures seems crazy to me
MegaDosX: He's got a couple of interesting options
xantos69: Expanded? put it on your flier?
zed_alpha: The problem with this set is that A: everything is REALLY GOOD, and 2: nothing is quite as horrifically feast-or-famine overpowered as Eldraine, so it's hard to tell what's the right pick for hand attack.
GredGredmansson: I think this one and the white 2 drop are the only teachers with it
felrender: who's playing mario
Goban3: learn is so good in certain commanders like Osgir in EDH
MegaDosX: That's a card.
NavelWarfare: That is indeed a unit
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felrender: Oh Woe-Eater is beefy on multiple fronts
Rogue_07: The 11/10 has led to some very unusual gamestates
Moonspeak721: if you don't look at the woe eater it can't hurt you
Goban3: Big plant bois everywhere
Rogue_07: when I've played against it.
MegaDosX: I kinda liked putting it on the tree too and slamming in with both, but this is probably better long term
GredGredmansson: it if is sacrificed, yes
incredulouspasserby: Woe-Eater is scary, you can really game the system with its ability
LurkerSpine: like tend the pests!
MegaDosX: Tend the Pests plus that is nightmarish
felrender: using Tend for 7 pests, then drop Blex
zed_alpha: Flinging this thing at someone is the best feeling.
zed_alpha: Get junded on.
GredGredmansson: isn't there a combo with those two and Dina and another card?
Rogue_07: RIght now, it's more like a woe-beater
Moonspeak721: if it eats woe it might also cultivate woe to eat tho
fcloud: i mean, the art doesnt look super cheerful
LurkerSpine: Well, does it farm its own food?
Rogue_07: Specifically beating Graham's life total
felrender: yeah, trading your worries to magical entities ALWAYS goes well :)
Loonatic93: I figured that he's like a stress-eater. Only he eats when he's sad.
felrender: Anybody want to step into this circle of mushrooms
MegaDosX: Too real, Paul
sheer_falacy: whoa eater
superdude097: I'm glad that Arena made the Hybrid-Mana symbol the same size as the normal mana symbols. On paper cards, the Hybrid symbol is slightly larger and I can never unsee it.
rasterscan: Ooh Paul
NavelWarfare: mood
incredulouspasserby: 2021 is a good vintage for woe
lirazel64: Alas and woe, favorite foodz.
Darleysam: welcome to the buffet, woe-eater
Goban3: guide seems good in limited jeez
fcloud: you're stilllll in a dreaaammmmm, woe-eater!!
Rustpile: One can't simply grow the whoa
DeM0nFiRe: Global Woe-ming
LinearGif: you reap what you woe
PixelArtDragon: Does it use the Avatar of Woe as a profile picture?
ArcOfTheConclave: Hey fyi. The Epic Games Store on Itch . io has been removed
Goban3: fun card
MegaDosX: I saw someone make a comedy mill deck with Pestilent Cauldron and Heliod's Intervention
noSmokeFire: it's like if a tree was lobbying for increasing carbon emissions
MrsLlante: I've lost to pestilent cauldrun...
LurkerSpine: Cauldron is very very good with Dina
incredulouspasserby: Pestilent Cauldron is just annoying.
Rustpile: Cauldron is kinda funny
RandomTrivia: Wait does he actually have Tend?!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Rustpile: whoa
Goban3: woah?
Darleysam: now I'm just thinking of the Woe Kitten from rathergood
Rustpile: WHOA
felrender: HE DID THE THING
MegaDosX: I mean, would've been better value when Graham had a card in hand, but fair
sheer_falacy: oofa
freshmaker__: Whoa! Eater
MrsLlante: Ooooof
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so much value
fcloud: casually carmina
GredGredmansson: so many pests
MegaDosX: Ben could've done that on Graham's draw step
MrsLlante: Tending Pest to the 11/10 daemogoth
PixelArtDragon: Woe Fortuna!
freshmaker__: The woe-eater became the Whoa Eaten
kaziel0: 1 oofa and 1 doofa please.
NavelWarfare: Teeth?
felrender: Wizards NEEDS to make a Pest plush
GredGredmansson: there's no learn boardwipe is there
A_Dub888: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
Rustpile: Wow, now that's what I call an infestation!
MrsLlante: Teeth teeth teeth teeth...
NavelWarfare: !teeth
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felrender: or, more correctly, contract out somebody to make them Pest Plushes
MegaDosX: Haha, fair enough Ben :P
felrender: It's better because it's the play you did
fcloud: serge IS a judge
Goban3: just teeth
zed_alpha: Has anyone managed to take someone out with a billion Pests and Blex yet?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
zed_alpha: It's the best feeling.
MegaDosX: Aw :'(
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: :(
Darleysam: house rule: it's better
Dish_KP: Can't argue that! :D
zed_alpha: Getting nibbled to death by baby bugs.
Goban3: oooooo
MegaDosX: Yes
Goban3: its like witherbloom likes to gain life or something
GredGredmansson: Blex is a Mythic
MegaDosX: It's a mythic, so that tracks
Rustpile: Has everyone in the club gotten pesty yet?
Goban3: you must find blex first
Favre_the_Undead: how is ben winning
MrsLlante: Blex is OMG
MegaDosX: !card blex, vexing pest
LRRbot: Blex, Vexing Pest [2G] (back: Search for Blex) | Legendary Creature — Pest [3/2] | Other Pests, Bats, Insects, Snakes, and Spiders you control get +1/+1. / When Blex, Vexing Pest dies, you gain 4 life.
maybe_a_random_name: Did Ben Open Mila and Lukka?
GredGredmansson: !card search for blex
LRRbot: Search for Blex [2BB] (front: Blex, Vexing Pest) | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 3 life for each card put into your hand this way.
MegaDosX: Oh does it not show the back?
MegaDosX: Thanks Gred
vandristine: Bookwurm
Nydestroyer: books
Fried_Twinkie: Verdant Force
Rustpile: the wurm is coming
Nydestroyer: Bookant Force
Rustpile: WURM
Favre_the_Undead: not quite
kaziel0: More life!
felrender: WURM
noSmokeFire: wakka wakka
thanzo: Publisher's Wurm
A_Dub888: Pe-like-awurm
Rustpile: all hail the power of wurm
zed_alpha: Progress ain't linear Graham.
MrsLlante: PSA Quiplash is free on Steam right now :)
TotallyNotaBeholder: Or if Ben casts a instant/sorc
jedi_master_zll: Been playing mono white, this healing feels like home.
Field94: Sky Lynx MVP
MegaDosX: Still saved from eating seven
zed_alpha: One of those games where it's a hell of an achievement to get someone down below their starting life total.
GredGredmansson: hikeeba
MegaDosX: Graham is in trouble here
corefluxx: It's like an Ikea machinegun
adambomb625: Turns out an army of 1/1s is pretty good
superdude097: !card devouring tendrils
LRRbot: Devouring Tendrils [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. When the permanent you don't control dies this turn, you gain 2 life.
Nydestroyer: nightvale spector?
Manae: One of the three to get the spirit of the night?
Nydestroyer: oh nvm
Rustpile: @adambomb625 a very true statement
Wolveroo: no it was a 33 flying cat thing that you milled 3 and gained 3 with
MegaDosX: Oh no, he saw the line!
justanotherslapstick: SERGE?
felrender: ahhhhh
Goban3: smack
justanotherslapstick: nah
zed_alpha: Nibbled to death by baby bugs.
justanotherslapstick: just joining
lamina5432: windgrace acolyte
justanotherslapstick: hi guys love u
offbeatwitch: ben vs ben
vandristine: wait double ben
Wolveroo: that one lamina
sheer_falacy: !card akki hermit
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
Kuolar: Other Ben vs other Ben
MegaDosX: Well, it has a curve
The_Myrddraal: I am for it
Favre_the_Undead: ulmer or wheeler
Khalahd: You've all Ben replaced
RandomTrivia: I mean, Ben is now LRR's premier Minecraft streamer :D
GredGredmansson: speaking of Ben vs Ben I watched that video today
thanzo: so far, my favorite thing to do in this limited format is to hit reflective golem with exhilarating elocution and just grow my board beyond the heavens
Nydestroyer: the new beejdrop saga
philippekav: all Bens all the time
Jomby90: friday night Ben fight
Darleysam: Ben Vs Shadow Ben
Goban3: oh the lands
NotCainNorAbel: Is that Pauls' new machine?
A_Dub888: LRR gets Bent
GredGredmansson: @Khalahd is there a word for "simultaneously loving and hating something"
Favre_the_Undead: game sounds are loud
ACookTooMany: It’s what the people want!
Robot_Bones: Are you hearing it now Mr. Krabs!
Martizz1e: just as long as there are two at the same time...all my soap bottles are concerned with "Parabens"....
thanzo: the ancient is also bonkers with any amount of magecraft
MegaDosX: He's curving out!
sheer_falacy: you did play around it! You only had one spell on the stack!
frogomb: Double Ben Lets Nope sounds fun but I would miss getting yelled at by Adam
A_Dub888: !card overgrown arch
LRRbot: Overgrown Arch [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / {T}: You gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice Overgrown Arch: Learn.
MegaDosX: Make it Abzan Ben and you can do some gross things
MrsLlante: Witherbloom can comeback from early loss so easily
thanzo: clap for your caddies, please
rasterscan: Ben, I thought you said Black/White Corset and I was so ready for that.
MrsLlante: So many games I've won coming back from 5 or less life
Nydestroyer: hes agonizing over it
marxmarksman: Oh my gosh, Ben are you a Pirates of the Caribbean fan?
Bengineering: @marxmarksman of course!
marxmarksman: Yay!
jedi_master_zll: Played white vs white/black today. I had a 21/21 and a 18/18 before we could kill each other.
shurtal: "Pop Quiz!: A terrorist-" "Shoot the hostage"
MegaDosX: Ben your curve has been spooky
GredGredmansson: @shurtal there, now they have no leverage
Nydestroyer: oh graham didnt know mutagenic growth was in the archive? Kappa (Its not but LUL)
marxmarksman: Field Trip, get Rotting Regisaur
control_rig: Wrong set
MegaDosX: !card extinction event
LRRbot: Extinction Event [3B] | Sorcery | Choose odd or even. Exile each creature with converted mana cost of the chosen value.
zed_alpha: Orlando Science Center, baybeee! We got to see the beehive, the alligators, the live coral reef exhibit, and a hell of a lot of neat fossils found near the state capitol.
GredGredmansson: Now I'm wondering what shenanigans the Innistrad Sets might get up to
mtgofjuggalos: What is the Rural Albert Advantage?
felrender: And now we use the soup their bones made to destroy the ozone layer, AND our native wetlands!
control_rig: One of these days
zed_alpha: @GredGredmansson if we don't get werewolves again I will be very, very sad.
ZackTheCatKing: Hey friends!
Martizz1e: lrrHEART
Moonspeak721: black green is full of friends in this set huh
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
RockPusher: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
GredGredmansson: @zed_alpha I mean, one of the sets is named "Midnight Hunt"
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
MegaDosX: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
NavelWarfare: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
felrender: very top of dog spotted
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mtgofjuggalos: Saw that pup on twitter, reminded me of my lab/aussie, good boy!
lirazel64: lrrFINE
TheMadPunter: lrrFINE
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: YOU MADMAN
MegaDosX: THAT'S IN YOUR DECK?!?
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
SnowbirdMike: OOOOHHHHH
lamina5432: really
MegaDosX: You lunatic!
NavelWarfare: OH HI
Favre_the_Undead: lol
felrender: PLAY IT
Martizz1e: thats what she said
GredGredmansson: oh graham
TotallyNotaBeholder: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: you have no idea
Goorguy: I am here for this
A_Dub888: Ben "No Fear" Ulmer
felrender: Hit the button, coward!
xantos69: I don't like it. But damn it I respect it.
Rogue_07: Graham; "I'm in danger!"
Goban3: oh no
A_Dub888: rayfkDont
ConcedeToTheLeft: What is Ben's purple drank???
wickaboxet: Fun fact, Eyetwitch has a pun name in Spanish (murcielago [bat] + ojo [eye] > murcielojo [eyetwitch])
GredGredmansson: @wickaboxet that's the language it was spoiled in!
Haroldholmes25: !card pestilent cauldron
LRRbot: Pestilent Cauldron [2B] (back: Restorative Burst) | Artifact | {T}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life." / {1}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. / {4}, {T}: Exile four target cards from a single graveyard. Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Oh no, I see Ben's plan
The_Myrddraal: That is a fun fact
raaabr: The good buch
SnowbirdMike: I have been there
Goorguy: the value!
GredGredmansson: value yes
thanzo: would be fun to make a deck that using that card to just move large stacks of cards into as many different zones as possible
Manae: I did once win a game thanks to Alladin's Ring and Telim Tor's Darts
corefluxx: Aladdin's ring... lol
felrender: So, here's a question for the room: what does the Eyetwitch attack with?
Jomby90: these extra table friends are like the characters that stand off to the side and react to the anime fight.
Goorguy: the eyet witch is a strange thing
The_Myrddraal: The fear that it inspires
The_Myrddraal: its psychic damage
sheer_falacy: @felrender emotes
Moonspeak721: that groff's name is geoff i think
RomanGoro: felrender imagine an eywtwitch getting in your face
LurkerSpine: are your headphones on backwards?
MegaDosX: No, it's an Arena thing
mtgofjuggalos: Fun thing that happened today, a friend of mine has decided to adopt "Agatha Fisty" as her roller derby name.
coachNelly: @Moonspeak721 i've been calling him bayou Gregg
MegaDosX: Arena does that for some reason
MegaDosX: Don't know when it started but it annoys the heck out ofm e
MegaDosX: of me*
JRandomHacker: This Arena update has been... rough
niccus: i guess you have to intentionally put it on backwards now
sheer_falacy: so maybe your headphones SHOULD be on backwards?
superdude097: @mtgofjuggalos sergeJustRight
MegaDosX: lmao Ben
RockPusher: benginHeart benginRemy benginHeart
RockPusher: Baxter has opinions!
monkeyboyktc: yeah some youtubers like lvd have to manually flip the audio before posting vids
The_Myrddraal: benginDab benginRemy benginDab
MegaDosX: @JRandomHacker It wasn't this update. The issue has been happening for months
RockPusher: For just a second there I thought about how old Look Around You is now and I made a sad
happypanda109: good morning everyone!
Goban3: did he just...han solo us?
corefluxx: I thought life totals were supposed to go down as the game progresses... Does Ben's deck know this?
adambomb625: Oh-woe what's this?
sheer_falacy: black sheep, black sheep, have you any woe?
lightfoot14: yes sir yes sir three bags full
mtgofjuggalos: @RockPusher The same thing happened to me recently when I started re-watching Spaced. the first ep has an Episode 1 joke.
MegaDosX: WOW
GredGredmansson: WOW
control_rig: WOW
Moonspeak721: brutal
TheMadPunter: @sheer_falacy Beat me to the punch!
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Shades of Serge at the M20 PPR
Darleysam: @rockpusher is it now closer to the shows it parodied than we are to it?
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW
ConcedeToTheLeft: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Favre_the_Undead: That's great
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
marxmarksman: F in the chat for Graham.
grometty: What a rude dude
captain_wulf: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Goban3: f
zed_alpha: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
thanzo: oi, where's the woe-monger
Favre_the_Undead: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: I remember George the Vulture too
kaziel0: Jeez. FIrst Graham then Serge. Oofa
RockPusher: Darleysam I was literally just checking - not quite yet
lightfoot14: oofa and/or doofa
Goban3: oof
felrender: oofa x doofa
Favre_the_Undead: Old George miller
Darleysam: @rockpusher I probably don't want to know when we cross that line..
circusofkirkus: Woe Finger (sung to the tune of Goldfinger)
Rogue_07: Specter? I barely know 'er!
thanzo: Jimmy, don't go into the old Woe Mill!
Goorguy: Is this first game or is Ben up one?
Haroldholmes25: ben up one
RockPusher: Darleysam I'd say around 5 more years
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marxmarksman: Frog eat bug
Alchemistmerlin: I feel like cards in this set do so much. Like, every card has a full length novel written on it LUL
raulghoulia: I am Hercules Mulligan
RockPusher: Darleysam for season 1 at least, season 2 we are pretty much there
thanzo: frog puts corks on all the pest needles
Goorguy: Thats a land off the top face
fcloud: "reading the face explains the face" -- beej, probably
Moonspeak721: ol' faithful i call 'er
MegaDosX: Ben continues to go wide
The_Myrddraal: zoom-ancy
GredGredmansson: Prof. Behr
Haroldholmes25: this bear, this bear
Goban3: wait
thanzo: the study of zoom calls
Darleysam: @rockpusher more familiar with season1, so I'll feel that in my soul when we cross over
GredGredmansson: oooooh boy
lightfoot14: the value!
MegaDosX: Is this the turn?
bullseye3265: annnnnnd the bomb
fcloud: ben's cues on tonight's show: carmina burana, bad to the bone
sheer_falacy: and now you know why chat exploded earlier
control_rig: Wooooooaaaaaaaah
MegaDosX: You madman
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS!
control_rig: Here we go
Goban3: @laikagoat Thanks!
RandomTrivia: \o/
MegaDosX: Now Whirlwind Denial
Favre_the_Undead: Lol
TRON17: YEET
bernardo013: looooooool
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
sheer_falacy: draw 9 pure gas
offbeatwitch: cool card!
RomanGoro: Literally nobody laughed at you :D
laikagoat: @Goban3 lrrHEART lrrHEART
zed_alpha: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrHORN lrrSPOOP lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
control_rig: They called him a madman. Well who's mad now?!
monkeyboyktc: I'm getting this card as a play mat from seb mckinnon on his kickstarter. The art looks sooooo nice.
Professor_Rakor: Relevant, it is an instant.
GredGredmansson: vroom
raaabr: Pests for days
SnowbirdMike: So...Board wipe?
raaabr: Peak sealed
MegaDosX: I want to make something with Harness Infinity, Syr Konrad, and heavy self mill
MegaDosX: And just mill out my deck and then bring it all into my hand
GredGredmansson: GU doesn't have a board wipe sadly
raaabr: Bear bear bear beaaaaaaar
snortablecola: me and my freind have been fnding witherbloom to be the best limited strategy by FAr
sheer_falacy: a bear and his horrifying worm thing
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control_rig: A bear who likes bugs. Yep
MegaDosX: And then they print an actual bugbear in the D&D set
RandomTrivia: And you know that Professor Bearbug's bugbear is being called Professor Bugbear lrrBEEJ
Goban3: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: lrrBEN
control_rig: Huh
circusofkirkus: ben really wants to learn
thanzo: what does Ayula think of Prof. Bugbear?
Dog_of_Myth: I see what Ben is planning
TheMadPunter: and before combat no less
xantos69: G...I think you have to let him have it.
SnowbirdMike: NIce
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
RandomTrivia: WOAH
sheer_falacy: save the bat!
SnowbirdMike: Love it
Goban3: boom!
RandomTrivia: You wouldn't lose life, Graham
MegaDosX: Fizzle goes the spell I guess
sheer_falacy: wait, "its controller"
RandomTrivia: It's the creature's controller
sheer_falacy: who is "its"
djalternative: Typically, it's us finding the nickname site up in the middle of the night and shouting it in #magic on the discord
sheer_falacy: the blocker or the destroyed creature
GredGredmansson: no, the blocking creature's controller
RandomTrivia: Oh, fair enough
Pharmacistjudge: G is right
bentbranch: I'm late! What have I missed?!
MegaDosX: Would also work the same in Commander, if you blew up one player's stuff, if anyone else blocked they'd lose life
Dog_of_Myth: It is a good line
RandomTrivia: Stupid unlabelled unspecified nouns!
F1SHOR: it didnt work out but we appreciate the attempt
GredGredmansson: I should hop on the discord some time
GredGredmansson: i got a few good nicknames in last time
freshmaker__: Plant dog.. surely its Bark Bark
GredGredmansson: @freshmaker__ well, NOW it is
Goban3: perfect
reptile___: Bayou Geoff
MegaDosX: Oh Ben
murderface9797: i call plant dog bitey Kappa
The_Myrddraal: I like Amy's nickname, Geoff
control_rig: Oh yeah. You.
TheMadPunter: Sab....BAT...ical?
thanzo: sa-BAT-ical!?
freshmaker__: Apple buys twitch
Skudd: Air Twitch?
Goorguy: Bayou Geauxff
Khalahd: The apple of my eye twitch?
Goban3: rude
Moonspeak721: pests are also mega cute
Goban3: true but rude
zed_alpha: feed, my pretties
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Zath_: You gain life because of how cute they are
zed_alpha: Nibbled to death by baby bugs.
control_rig: Better than soldiers, better than saprolings, better than goblins
MegaDosX: Just gotta draw that Simic boardwipe that's definitely in your deck Graham
sheer_falacy: Graham's deck seemed so good but it turns out this is a strong format
marxmarksman: Who would win? 1 heavily armed soldier, or 1 catterpillar.
TheTruePhantomAngel: Who would win, trained soldiers or tiny little pest? Think we know the answer now....
wickaboxet: They bite at the ankles
hexy_lexy: ben over here playing EDH :p
sheer_falacy: 31 wasn't enough
thanzo: I hope there'll be more pests in future sets
SnowbirdMike: yes, neat
zed_alpha: stop, stop he's already dead
NavelWarfare: So, lorewise, why do we gain life when one of our pests dies?
Goban3: Golems are the best tokens and i wont listen to anything else thank you
Fried_Twinkie: You eat it?
fcloud: we eat the dead body and gain its strength
GredGredmansson: @NavelWarfare because the witherbloom use their life essence to cast spells
marxmarksman: 100% you eat it.
TheTruePhantomAngel: @GrahamLRR Is that Dr. Bear, M.D.?
Mr_Bitterness: @NavelWarfare You're harvesting the mana inside the pest
zed_alpha: Because they're tasty, @NavelWarfare
MTBoot: @navelwarfare pure relief?
felrender: They're implied to be used as ingredients by the Witherbloom, yeah
MegaDosX: Isn't Whirlwind Denial still conditional since you can pay 4 for each effect?
TheBorzoi: I managed to create a creature with over 1 billion +1/+1 counters on it earlier today.
monkeyboyktc: Yeah I 7-2ed a draft with 3 whirlwind denials and a different counterspell. I was rolling through everyone with my prismari tempo deck.
Goban3: GG
GredGredmansson: @TheBorzoi Body of Research?
zed_alpha: @TheBorzoi That was YOU?!
TheBorzoi: @GredGredmansson Nope.
TheTruePhantomAngel: Stop it Ben, he's dead, HE"S ALREADY DEAD!!! benginCry
SnowbirdMike: GG
MegaDosX: Turns out Witherbloom's strong
TheBorzoi: @zed_alpha Was I against you?
marxmarksman: Ben has to feed dog.
thanzo: gg
Goban3: Jam break
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Nydestroyer: well he won so he contractually cant feed his dog
GredGredmansson: this set is so much fun
The_Myrddraal: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
RandomTrivia: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
HundreydAundre: !card mouths
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HundreydAundre: !card mouth//feed
LRRbot: Mouth // Feed | Mouth [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Hippo creature token. // Feed [3G] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Draw a card for each creature you control with power 3 or greater.
JRandomHacker: !card mouth
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
sheer_falacy: !card teeth
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
GredGredmansson: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NavelWarfare: Sweet!
GredGredmansson: !findquote geoff
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
GredGredmansson: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #4343: "Always kill the Moon Dogs." —Ben [2017-08-09]
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
NotCainNorAbel: !quote 7580
LRRbot: Quote #7580: "We generally take "eating ass" and then dial it back one." —Serge [2021-04-21]
FacelessManAboutTown: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
NavelWarfare: Fekkin' stop me, lrrbot
GredGredmansson: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #5330: "Come see our one of a kind water feature, of which we have two." —Serge [2018-09-25]
Zappeljakob: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
GredGredmansson: someday I'll find that quote I'm looking for
NotCainNorAbel: which ones are you looking for?
Juliamon: Have you considered searching the qdb directly?
GredGredmansson: it was a fairly recent quote from Paul
Juliamon: !qdb
LRRbot: Quote database: https://lrrbot.com/quotes/
GredGredmansson: oh cool
GredGredmansson: !quote 7479
LRRbot: Quote #7479: "What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?" —Paul [2021-01-27]
NotCainNorAbel: Julamon, I was going to be a wizard and pull it up lrrAWW
GredGredmansson: sorry to ruin your thunder
NavelWarfare: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #3311: "What's in the hold? Murder!" —Nelson [2016-08-26]
felrender: !quote 6969
GredGredmansson: !findquote who
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
sheer_falacy: lrrJUDGE vs lrrJUDGE
RandomTrivia: LUL
Haroldholmes25: oh this is sick
SnowbirdMike: Who will have to face Bens Infite life deck
MegaDosX: Interesting.
offbeatwitch: alright just drafted SOME kind of deck on arena
GredGredmansson: lrrSERGE v. lrrNELSON
thanzo: weird owl
azureHaights: WHO should not be confused with CDC
felrender: RW from Serge, huh
MegaDosX: !card team pennant
LRRbot: Team Pennant [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and trample. / Equip creature token {1} / Equip {3}
GredGredmansson: The Vigilante maker
hexy_lexy: we should have a Nelson emote imo
GredGredmansson: I watched that vid today too
GredGredmansson: Vigilample
sheer_falacy: Pyre is basically a wizard sports game
MegaDosX: Make it a tokens deck and go extra wide
felrender: Big Play is such a good pun name
TotallyNotaBeholder: Go Splorts
MegaDosX: So you can hit them a lot in one turn
adambomb625: Battlebond has lots of stuff in that vein
GredGredmansson: this set is LOADED with pun names
felrender: also I always imagine the Monday Night Combat announcer say it
thanzo: sportsball would be an excellent edh theme to build around]
Sorator13: TO THE MOON
Sorator13: that's how tall
KaleidoscopeMind: Can you go taller than Adam?
The_Myrddraal: The bigger they are the harder they fall
MegaDosX: Strixhaven: "Lorehold isn't necessarily the same Boros aggro you're used to" Serge: "Haha creatures go brrrr"
adambomb625: Kylem is the sportsball plane
GredGredmansson: Jund Sportsball, put in Vorinclex to make the stadium go bonkers
felrender: the prof that gives double strike is wacky
rasterscan: !card professor of zoomancy
LRRbot: Professor of Zoomancy [3G] | Creature — Bear Druid [4/3] | When Professor of Zoomancy enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
GredGredmansson: put in Big Play, Umbral Juke, Mascot Interception, etc
felrender: Vorinclex is the mascot
TotallyNotaBeholder: Blade Historian is great, yeah
serpickles: did we just hear minecraft sounds...?
MegaDosX: Yes we did
Rogue_07: I just checked Scryfall, and yeah, all the Professor cards are good
GredGredmansson: and also became a BIRD
Sorator13: "it was just a first year" so freshmen are expendable??? how dare
serpickles: yep someone just opened a chest LUL
Sorator13: ha, ball game, I see what you did there ben
Darleysam: I, too, thought I heard Minecraft dirt being dug up
DarkMorford: Ben, are you playing Pixelmon? I heard a shovel. ;)
felrender: I like how chunky the elemental cat on the RU token lesson is
MegaDosX: I do enjoy Mardu aggro
zed_alpha: @MegaDosX which is better, though, Mardu or Jund?
MegaDosX: @zed_alpha Oh don't make me choose!
NavelWarfare: Yes
MegaDosX: !card elocution
LRRbot: Exhilarating Elocution [2WB] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
TotallyNotaBeholder: It's also a sorcery, as I found out
Moonspeak721: why am i hearing minecraft
TotallyNotaBeholder: the bad way...
maybe_a_random_name: Exhilerating Elocution.
radioshackraider: Who's playing Minecraft?
GredGredmansson: like Essence Scatter?
Favre_the_Undead: both mardu and jund
hexy_lexy: @zed_alpha i prefer mardu
Sorator13: yeah, it being a sorcery makes it significantly less good
loki_lxix: someone just open and closed a chest
Favre_the_Undead: but mardu wins for me
Moonspeak721: mystery solved
loki_lxix: LMAO
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mattmitchell45: Sand Sounds
circusofkirkus: he's addicted!
razorswift: we didn't even need to narc you out ben, you did it yourself :P
GredGredmansson: now we can bounce the pest too
99dcwolf: Howdy. How's everyone doing today/night?
BoBrinkman: no minecraft shaming. I'm about to log in too
x0den: !card golden ratio
LRRbot: Golden Ratio [1GU] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each different power among creatures you control.
MegaDosX: It's too situational I think
MegaDosX: WHAT
MegaDosX: SERGE
NavelWarfare: OH HI AGAIN
MegaDosX: That's my favourite card!
Sorator13: exCUSE me?
adambomb625: See Jojo Part 7 for how powerful the Golden Ratio is
GredGredmansson: Speaking of which, I actually kinda liked the Strixhaven story
MegaDosX: LMAOOOOO
TheWriterAleph: on braaand
99dcwolf: OOF
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
ChainedDreamer: sergeOffByOne
bjorlamn: Just joined from a certain pixelmon server
Moonspeak721: math games
DarkMorford: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
Dog_of_Myth: ON BRAND
Pharmacistjudge: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
RomanGoro: Serge on braaaaaaand
NightWingMistHawk: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
RandomTrivia: #ONBRAND
CaptainSpam: sergeOffByOne
Haroldholmes25: sergeOffByOne
eshplode: wheelerY
NavelWarfare: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Kumakaori: sergeOffByOne conedoOops
lirazel64: sergeOffByOne
F1SHOR: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
NotCainNorAbel: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
freshmaker__: gettem chat!
superdude097: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
EpiiMeth: LUL
GredGredmansson: mainly the stuff with Liliana and the Twins
MegaDosX: Serge, good lord
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
99dcwolf: Uffda
FenrisSchafer: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
hexy_lexy: hello highlight reel!
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
Nathade: sergeOffByOne NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Now just rip a mountain and cast that card on the left
KingOfDoma: forgot to equip
Favre_the_Undead: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
Martizz1e: when, math is for blockers goes wrong
FacelessManAboutTown: Thanks Flannel Ben
DigitalSeahorse: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
99dcwolf: Highlight reel *chef kiss*
LinearGif: Math is hard
eye_h_bar: your brand!
Stormthius: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByO
Sorator13: FailFish
GredGredmansson: @KingOfDoma not enough mana to equip now
rasterscan: !clip
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adambomb625: 1 != 0
MegaDosX: Oh hey, Time Warp
SnowbirdMike: Nice
Kumakaori: oh no.
lightfoot14: hit me with that red source!
MegaDosX: Is it just a jump to the left?
Pharmacistjudge: always punished
sharkeyandthewizard: It's a pennant, not a pendant, but that's okay Serge, you were only off by one
DeM0nFiRe: But which player did he choose?
SmithKurosaki: let's do the time warp again :p
DeM0nFiRe: :P
zed_alpha: I REEEMMEEEEEMMMBER
Evochron13: I wonder how Serge would do playing Quandrix
radioshackraider: It's Astounding!
zed_alpha: Time is fleeting?
GredGredmansson: on the left
MegaDosX: Yeah that's what Arena uses for extra turn notifications
MegaDosX: At least since Teferi, Master of Time
NavelWarfare: Now the song is stuck in my head. Thanks G! :D
LinearGif: Well said Graham
hexy_lexy: @Evochron13 probably well enough, hes really good at mtg
FacelessManAboutTown: Nelson, have you dome the pelvic thrust?
Rogue_07: Isn't that because they previously had Time Warp in Cube?
MegaDosX: Oh that's spooky
Darleysam: the hubris
Rogue_07: Also Serge gets a pretty epic win if he draws a mountain.
GredGredmansson: there's a marker in the top left that tells you its a lesson
SnowBuddy18: UG burn spell
MegaDosX: And stuff like Mizzix's Mastery and Scholar of the Lost Trove to pull things from the grave
RandomTrivia: And also Mizzix's Mastery which they added for some reason
hexy_lexy: also Regrowth seems like a slam dunk in the Time Walk deck
99dcwolf: Time Warp with Thousand-year Storm out is dope
MegaDosX: if Serge pulled a mountain he'd have won right there
Gaz_L: I'm torn on if the Birgi storm deck gets pieces banned because it's good or because it's tedious
GredGredmansson: make them have it *clap clap clapclapclap*
MegaDosX: Gotta make him have it here
hexy_lexy: gdi, i wish my comp could play arena just to make Temur Time Walks
sheer_falacy: and then you can do it again
dividesBy0: Oh! It's me!
Sorator13: oh man. what a comeback
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
hexy_lexy: 1 =/= 0
RandomTrivia: LUL
nacker64: I enjoy the power of the mystical archive cards, but it also feels like they just invalidate the STX cards sometimes in draft
averythetiger: And there's your lesson. ALWAYS do the math.
MegaDosX: You can live one more turn, but it'd be Nelson's turn :p
Rogue_07: That Time Warp in had is a *dagger*
RandomTrivia: "If living is without yoooooouuuuu..."
Sorator13: "math is for blockers... WAIT"
lamina5432: !card ephemerate
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Gaz_L: what, are you saying Swords is somehow better than the 3 mana 'exile tapped creature' removal?
LurkerSpine: mountain was the out
Pharmacistjudge: Welcome to Not Counting with Serge.
razorswift: LUL
SnowbirdMike: Caught
serpickles: LUL
Haroldholmes25: Thanks Paul
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Haroldholmes25: lmao
eye_h_bar: Called out!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL
eshplode: LUL
razorswift: NARCED
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: LUL
sheer_falacy: spoilers
offbeatwitch: LMAO
grometty: exposed
hexy_lexy: BENJAMIN
underhill33: hahahaha
BoBrinkman: yay!
asthanius: PUT HIM ON BLAST PAUL
freshmaker__: busted!
Rogue_07: lol
felrender: Caught!
offbeatwitch: THATS SO MANY CRAFTING TABLES
HundreydAundre: XD
Durzostarfire: Gottem
LinearGif: No! My crafts!
SmithKurosaki: lava haus
CaptainSpam: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
xantos69: Paul shows no mercy
F1SHOR: his secret shame!!
niccus: please dont tell anyone i live this way
KeytarCat: Oh I was here this morning!
Makimachine: clap clap clap
lightfoot14: that's not magic!
Stormthius: benginDab
MegaDosX: Ben what is that floor?!?
FadedOverseer: highlight real
geldaran: lol
RomanGoro: This is why he's Paul
Darleysam: it's Tuesday?!
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP escher3THUMBSUP escher3THUMBSUP
hexy_lexy: HELLO HIGHLIGHTS
DeM0nFiRe: Well this is going in the highlight reel
snortablecola: caught in 4k
kaziel0: benginDab benginDab benginDab
superdude097: Is it Mine O'Clock already? Kappa
MegaDosX: What have you done!?
djalternative: all crafting benches?!?!
Easilycrazyhat: XD
Khalahd: Playing games while working!
bvorhies: Lol
Ritaspirithntr: Ben!! No playing at work!!
freshmaker__: oh damn anyones welcome to join?
GredGredmansson: i like this hand
Sorator13: playing games on company time? smh
KeytarCat: Commercial break :P
ChainedDreamer: Busted!
Goorguy: lol
MegaDosX: Big Cheats Serge over there
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Pulling the same hand again
Sorator13: LUL
Rogue_07: Ben with the sass!
GredGredmansson: !card containment breach
LRRbot: Containment Breach [2G] | Sorcery — Lesson | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value is 2 or less, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
hexy_lexy: god, this stream is AMAZING for the highlight reel, imo
Sorator13: hey serge, at least this way you won't miscount and include the banner's +1/+1
MegaDosX: What is this ramp deck you have Nelson?
Sorator13: nelly just helping out
hexy_lexy: t u r t l e power
MegaDosX: lmaooo
KeytarCat: More tortle!
Sorator13: "except for timewarp" mmhmmm
LurkerSpine: woah I thought it was an owl
MegaDosX: It would totally be Quandrix, yeah
rasterscan: But see, is it really a turtle? Like, if that's a turtle, all human cards should be like "Primate Soldier."
LinearGif: ah yes, turns = 2
Gaz_L: i haven't checked but are there any sub-types for humanoid creatures in the set that don't fit the D&D classes?
Moonspeak721: quandrix calculus's their way into a time paradox
Gaz_L: Or are they prepping for the 'core' set?
blue_lore: Quandrix would invent time travel to go back and do better on a test they didn't 100%
Makimachine: The Kelpid does mention paradoxes in it's lore text so. :P
NarishmaReborn: you say that Ben, but watch the Prismari learn the DANCE OF TIME and pirouette through the ages
MegaDosX: Quandrix would mess with time, and Lorehold would totally unearth some terrifying ancient horror
F1SHOR: i forget all the time
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L "shaman" isn't a DND clas I don't think
MegaDosX: Not sure what the other colleges would do
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson it is if you look through enough supplements ^.^
codatski: Arguement for Lorehold going back in time for historical shenanigans
MegaDosX: Ben no
eye_h_bar: I'm with you Ben
hexy_lexy: BEN YES
zed_alpha: BEN SPEAKS THE TRUTH
Gaz_L: You can have WIzard's Lightning!
Haroldholmes25: Nelson is just on mono card draw
blue_lore: no you can not Ben
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Makimachine: To quote Doctor Who: "I'm a time traveling archeologist, I dug you up!"
felrender: that Bolt art is so good
Goban3: BEN YES
zed_alpha: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginChaos benginChaos benginLove benginChaos
Loonatic93: I still don't have Dubious Challenge in Historic!!!!!!!
felrender: also BEN YES
Favre_the_Undead: I want bolt!
MrsLlante: #istandwithben
Mattmitchell45: What does this Minecraft Streamer know of Bolt?
SnowBuddy18: Ben is right though
happypanda109: BRING THE BOLT
freshmaker__: I find that the times I forget about the campus is when I'm planning on doing something else under certain conditions and then the condition isnt met. It's all tunnel vision
lightfoot14: ben-ben ben benullmer
Boomyakalolo: sergePrideLove PansexualPride lrrHEART lrrSERGE lrrGRAHAM
felrender: I'm probably gonna snag the Bolt playmat
SnowbirdMike: and 6 land in play
Gaz_L: they should do an event where the banned Archive cards are legal, though, just to see if they are as broken as they think
MegaDosX: Spicy
Moonspeak721: i feel like a format with that infinite turns deck deserves to have lightning bolt legal
GredGredmansson: not targeting the 4/4 with it?
sheer_falacy: now you see it, now you don't
GredGredmansson: oh i see
azureHaights: Magic duel, magic duel / taking place at a magic school
Goban3: thinky surge
GredGredmansson: !card soothsayer adept
LRRbot: Soothsayer Adept [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
thalanir: Hello friends, how goes the Magic? rooComfy
Rogue_07: throw a pest/ at his face/ Hope he don'
Rogue_07: t
Rogue_07: have a mace
loki_lxix: x
Rogue_07: watch out! Here comes a magic duel!
MegaDosX: Oh Serge
Goban3: oof
sheer_falacy: oh noooooo
CaptainSpam: Off by one... phase.
Rogue_07: You wanted to scry anyways, Serge
hexy_lexy: oofa AND doofa
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeOffByOne main phase
GredGredmansson: all of the mana tithes
MegaDosX: I love these arts
MegaDosX: They're outstanding for deckboxes if nothing else
asthanius: He can scry at least
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Rogue_07: Nelly's archive pulls are insane
freshmaker__: imagine compulsive research in foil.. i bet the gold designs really pop
blue_lore: Serge just wanted to make sure he could scry
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eye_h_bar: There are a bunch of spells that make creatures, which help too
asthanius: oh god
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sheer_falacy: what
MegaDosX: Bots pls
NightWingMistHawk: What the
Rogue_07: piss off, bots
Sorator13: Yeah, the spells that make creatures are excellent
MegaDosX: Go mods!
NavelWarfare: Oh no bot attack
GredGredmansson: thanks modes
Haroldholmes25: thanks mods
NightWingMistHawk: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Mods!!
azureHaights: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
GredGredmansson: sergeModLove
SnowBuddy18: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
zed_alpha: Thank you mods
NavelWarfare: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
asthanius: they don't even link to anything
ChargingFerret: <3 mods
codatski: Thanks mods!
blue_lore: Um....what was that?
hexy_lexy: Bless Mods!
MegaDosX: "Pew pew" - the mods, probably
Juliamon: It's fine, don't worry
SmithKurosaki: sergeModLove sergeModLovesergeModLove
Favre_the_Undead: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
NanoDelta: Is it just me or does the Archive frame really go well with the Eldrain board?
Anubis169: move along, nothing to see here
KingOfDoma: !card March of the machines
LRRbot: March of the Machines [3U] | Enchantment | Each noncreature artifact is an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
Frostwriter111: I don't even understand what that message was trying to say
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Juliamon: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: Serge "All According to Keikaku" Yager
blue_lore: @Juliamon I only ask because I have never seen it and am a mod for another streamer
frozenphoenix7: The Dredge player in me wants it to be a cost
MegaDosX: Oh that's frightening
Makimachine: I also has the cute elephant.
Juliamon: blue_lore Add "view bot" to your blacklist
GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
blue_lore: Will make sure it is there now
freshmaker__: we've got pests, they're multiplying
GredGredmansson: Let's do this again
NavelWarfare: @juliamon So what do you use to destroy bots? Giant sword? Epic spell? Crossbows akimbo? What's your preference? :D
asthanius: See my Pest, see my Pest, made by Liliana Vess
Juliamon: NavelWarfare I just give 'em the boots
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
RandomTrivia: WOAH
eye_h_bar: Amazing!
Sorator13: LUL
sheer_falacy: oh noooooo
serpickles: PogChamp
MegaDosX: NELSON
grometty: OOOOOOOO
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
SmithKurosaki: wrecked
DeM0nFiRe: Wooow
bjorlamn: The Sick Plays!
Goban3: oof
MegaDosX: Nelson, Master of Time
ChainedDreamer: Holy shiiiiiiit
blue_lore: GO NELSON!
hexy_lexy: YES
NanoDelta: KomodoHype
DeM0nFiRe: LUL gdqClap
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
loki_lxix: REKT
eye_h_bar: taking turns in limited
Favre_the_Undead: Nelly!
sheer_falacy: off by none
Sorator13: what a match
Khalahd: Time Loooooopin
SnowBuddy18: such a good play
Moonspeak721: turns out time warp good card
BjjBrain: coachn3Thankscoach coachn3Thankscoach
lightfoot14: turns and turns and turns
Zath_: You ever just get Time Warp looped in sealed
MegaDosX: That was insane!
Rogue_07: Nelly, you absolute beauty
LinearGif: Taking a time marathon
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hurricanealpaca: YES!!!
MegaDosX: Snipe snipe go the mods
GredGredmansson: LIGHTNING SPEED sergeModLove
SmithKurosaki: sergeModLove
bjorlamn: And then the bots appear
ChainedDreamer: That was amazing Nelson
unicornvector: Amazing Nelly!
SnowbirdMike: cool
FenrisSchafer: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
superdude097: sergeModLove
NavelWarfare: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Pharmacistjudge: sergeModLove ysbrydMod sergeModLove
Goban3: nice
coachNelly: thanks y'all <3
coachNelly: and yeah good work mods heart
Anubis169: Nelly~
Anubis169: lrrHEART
sing_o_muse: It's bugged, ask Wheeler
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nooo! my serge sub has lapsed so I can't show the appropriate level of respect to y'all mods
asthanius: Arena is borked wrt Friends List
MegaDosX: Nelson how does it feel to basically be Teferi with all of that time bending shenanigans?
Favre_the_Undead: sergeModLove
Vezon46: benginUroPog benginUroPog benginUroPog
Suffix: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
e_bloc: friends list just doesn't work when Minecraft is open Kappa
coachNelly: it feels pretty good ngl
notthepenguins: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
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Gaz_L: G playing Completely Fair Magic
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
gehennam_reborn: arena has been having friends list issues since strixhaven got added.
MegaDosX: Called out!
kalateth: its not repeat time warp
BjjBrain: @coachNelly that was amazing! lol
Goban3: hahaha
freshmaker__: omg
SnowbirdMike: LOL
Kazman20a: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeHi
NavelWarfare: Persistent tonight, aren't they?
SmithKurosaki: is it worth filtering some words ATM?
e_bloc: love you Ben :D
FacelessManAboutTown: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
SmithKurosaki: sergeModLove
serpickles: lots of things
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bjorlamn: Hey the minecraft server is really cool I can't blame you
Juliamon: SmithKurosaki It would effectlvely just do the same thing, we have to ban each of the accounts anyway
SmithKurosaki: I hope i can get Pixelmon working at some point
averythetiger: Zimone's story was posted TODAY!
Gaz_L: She's like a mentor for Will and Rowan, i think?
e_bloc: I actually have been enjoying the heck out of the minecraft server and plan on joining at somepoint
Rogue_07: I really like Dina, the Witherbloom legendary student
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Makimachine: She sends the twins to the school yeah.
Zaroth339: I think she's forming a shady cabal of planeswalkers
Rogue_07: Anyone who's that into tea is a friend in my book
99dcwolf: ANOTHER 3-mana Simic 'walker? This is getting out of hand Kappa
call_me_Aras: Kasmina literaly does close to nothing in the story. She just... wathces.
sheer_falacy: always be playing bombs
Favre_the_Undead: says the person playing time warp
MegaDosX: Oh that card!
lamina5432: graham did lethal damage both games ben just had 20 extra life
99dcwolf: Serge: "Ha ha, I'm in danger"
codatski: Ah, the card with too much to read
Gaz_L: Renee Paquette! (cuz the other side is Mox)
fcloud: who else was he going to pass to?
MegaDosX: Kasmina might die
zed_alpha: why does Wizards give Simic specifically all the best stuff?
MegaDosX: Or not!
MegaDosX: That's the best cast I've ever seen of Whirlwind Denial
sheer_falacy: you'd think magecraft would make it easy
Gaz_L: denial is v good in this set
dividesBy0: seems good in a magecraft format
MegaDosX: Whirlwind Denial vs Magecraft is pretty one-sided
A_Dub888: !card whirlwind denial
LRRbot: Whirlwind Denial [2U] | Instant | For each spell and ability your opponents control, counter it unless its controller pays {4}.
RandomTrivia: I guess the reason there aren't any werewolves at Strixhaven is because everyone has access to Silverquill bullets lrrBEEJ
ChainedDreamer: I've never even got more than one card with that spell
Pharmacistjudge: it also counters all the magecraft triggers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RandomTrivia boooo
coachNelly: @RandomTrivia hi-oooo
Seth_Erickson: I've whirlwind denial'd when op's are on Shark Typhoon and thats pretty good
BjjBrain: @coachNelly whirldwind denial against Yurion is insane
superdude097: I hit a Hydroid Krassis with Whirlwind Denial once at FNM
Gaz_L: beep beep
zed_alpha: Whirlwind denial against those mono-saga jeskai decks
MegaDosX: I wonder if anyone's ever hit an overloaded Mizzix's Mastery with Whirlwind Denial?
noSmokeFire: !card augusta
LRRbot: Augusta, Dean of Order [2W] (front: Plargg, Dean of Chaos) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Other tapped creatures you control get +1/+0. / Other untapped creatures you control get +0/+1. / Whenever you attack, untap each creature you control, then tap any number of creatures you control.
Vezon46: but have you whirlwind denial'd someone's mind's desire? i havent either
MegaDosX: Remy agrees
RandomTrivia: *BORK*
Suffix: HAI REMY
RandomTrivia: benginRemy
MegaDosX: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
DiscordianTokkan: benginRemy
Ritaspirithntr: benginRemy
NavelWarfare: benginRemy
Suffix: Ben you better give Remy a scritch from me.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: Welp
SmithKurosaki: f
Roger_Job329: benginRemyborf
electra310: Ooooh
Sorator13: riPepperonis
noSmokeFire: mmmwatcha say
GredGredmansson: I loved that Serge tried to warn him
Vezon46: ya love to see it
underhill33: I was wondering why he made those blocks
Vezon46: ya hate to see it
Fruan: Lorehold Command is SO GOOD
GredGredmansson: uh oh
GredGredmansson: graham is in for an awakening
noSmokeFire: you fool, freezing it only increased its power
MegaDosX: Lorehold and Prismari Command are both pretty nuts
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sheer_falacy: it's a good card
fcloud: isnt it choose TWO?
x0den: yup
GredGredmansson: it is choose two
GredGredmansson: they always make the spirit as well
fcloud: ah
MegaDosX: If you're being aggressive, they're the two best options
MegaDosX: The others can be useful if you're more midrangey
GredGredmansson: I think assistant would be better in Sealed than in Draft
MegaDosX: There's just several powerful instants and sorceries you can loop with it
Nydestroyer: hey wait surge... isnt this just the same shenanigans you did in the ppr? :P
MegaDosX: Auf wiedersehen, adieu?
electra310: !card biblioplex assistant
LRRbot: Biblioplex Assistant [4] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/1] | Flying / When Biblioplex Assistant enters the battlefield, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
philippekav: mystic sanctuary is alright
azureHaights: Au revoir, auf wi -- @electra310 dangit
GredGredmansson: it could even be a boat
Gaz_L: Serge's PPR deck was nuts. The bonus game where he got all the graveyard shenanigans was bonkers
MegaDosX: @azureHaights Hi it was me not Electra :p
marchofpain: It's probably a boat
electra310: I was only seeking knowledge! :O
Mr_Horrible: the bonus stuff was so rad
Sorator13: I am also glad you did the bonus games
MegaDosX: The Commander game was bonkers as hell, I loved it
felrender: The bonus videos were great!
azureHaights: @MegaDosX Oh dang, you're right. In my defense I just woke up from a nap and and quite foggy
dbhkyle: The commander game was sick!
Kadenus: this years commander decks are so cool
azureHaights: Also dangit
DeM0nFiRe: Commander game was def cool
electra310: That game was so fun!
felrender: I loved that commander game, too
sheer_falacy: it was awesome, though the chat spam was... less so
RandomTrivia: The commander game was awesome, and EVERY little editing touch was sergeJustRight
blue_lore: I really enjoyed the bonus vids, and would have loved another commander game as well for sure
zed_alpha: I keep going Lorehold in the Sealed matches I play, and then seem to only get matched up against Sultai piles. Like, almost the exact same enemy deck each time. It's getting eerie.
freshmaker__: I loved the editing on the commander game.
MegaDosX: "I choose Bosh" - Ben, 2021
Mr_Horrible: I was really jazzed I got to catch that PPR live, y'all put on a fantastic show
GredGredmansson: I liked the editing
BjjBrain: I super enjoyed watching that commander game!
zed_alpha: Ben demanding to be bosh'd to death will go down in history.
xantos69: Yea...Lorehold Command is MESSED UP.
Fried_Twinkie: While the editing was very good, I kinda like the games live
ShaneLeeAtk: The editing of the Commander game was absolutely fantastic.
KeytarCat: I haven't been into MTG for ages, but I love watching y'all play it AsexualPride
zed_alpha: Let boros have good things! Simic's got enough toys.
LurkerSpine: I feel bad about witherbloom command. it's so mediocre in comparison to the others
GredGredmansson: Hey, same @KeytarCat
GredGredmansson: haven't played in forever and may not
electra310: The whole reason I started playing MtG is so I can watch you guys and understand what is happening. :D
MegaDosX: @Fried_Twinkie I think both have their place. Live games are fun, but being able to do something like that makes it less pressure and lets them do some fun things they can't do live
trebuchetboy: I have a commander question. If you cast the back side of Jadzi do you have to pay commander tax to cast Jadzi as a creature? Or does the sorcery not count as casting her?
Mr_Horrible: I receive: No Prof. You receive: your regular gameplan for the turn. Kappa
zed_alpha: The PrePreReleases have been some serious highlights of my years lately. I always take the day off to watch it.
azureHaights: Unrelated (mostly), but that day's Agatha Fisty episode was also good
GredGredmansson: @trebuchetboy not if you use the backside to send jadzi to your hand
freshmaker__: @trebuchetboy im pretty sure you still pay tax because the commander is the whole card.
electra310: Agatha Fisty is the best Fallout content out there
GredGredmansson: but if she goes back to the command zone then yes you do have to pay the tax
Fried_Twinkie: @MegaDosX Oh absolutely, I think both have value and are good in their own right
codatski: I recognize the emmense amount of work that video took. The commander game. It came out so nice though, easily the best webcam commander I have seen.
A_Dub888: !card tyrite sanctum
LRRbot: Tyrite Sanctum | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target legendary creature becomes a God in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Tyrite Sanctum: Put an indestructible counter on target God.
sheer_falacy: loved the deathclaw space program
razorswift: the humble brag LUL
ChargingFerret: @trebuchetboy you do have to pay her commander tax if she goes back to the command zone, but you can put her back to your hand from both sides of her, which essentially gets around commander tax most of the time
Nydestroyer: nah hes just going to play that same one like 5 more times
RandomTrivia: OOF
GredGredmansson: I also liked the editing, I almost didn't notice you correcting Serge's large Fractal token into a 0/0 with counters on it instead
sheer_falacy: enthusiastic study is a heck of a card
RandomTrivia: Eyyyy
GredGredmansson: in Soviet Arcavious, Book Hits You
blue_lore: Serge making mistakes tonight, I am very supprised :(
kristof162028: hey guys I love lathan sket for the winnerbloom precon
Rogue_07: Serge needed to read the syllabus.
lightfoot14: serge needed to read the syllabus
MegaDosX: "Welcome to annihilation. Wait why are you casting it on me?" - that teacher, probably
lightfoot14: lol
Rogue_07: @lightfoot14 ayyy
Gaz_L: i feel like that spell is over-costed
GredGredmansson: !card field trip
LRRbot: Field Trip [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Learn.
sheer_falacy: all lessons are overcosted
GredGredmansson: oh, taped
LurkerSpine: good old kelpie untapping
sheer_falacy: because of Learn
blue_lore: Serge speaks Truth!
Haroldholmes25: You can do both, but you have to use the kelpie
GredGredmansson: oh right!
Gaz_L: i get that it hits anything, but it being a sorcery and giving them a card feels like enough downside for it to be ok at 4
RedRaptor: Is there a card in Strixhaven that lets us watch a video because the teacher had a long night?
KeytarCat: turns out the college set is complicated
MegaDosX: There we go, he saw the line
sheer_falacy: swole AF
MegaDosX: It beeg
noSmokeFire: a 9/9? in THIS economy?
MegaDosX: WOW
Gaz_L: big ol shape
russerbutter: On TTC do you talk about the validity of Lessons in constructed?
ChargingFerret: nice
MegaDosX: Do it Graham, you know you want to
NavelWarfare: @gaz_l As an exile anything you can fetch from your sideboard almost on demand, 5 is fine imho
KeytarCat: @RedRaptor I've had profs in uni where the video is scheduled in
GredGredmansson: YES
hexy_lexy: the ramp spell seems dece in constructed
RandomTrivia: Multiple Choice is a fantastic flavour slamdunk
MegaDosX: Magma Opus is my favourite name from the set, and it's a long way until second place
sheer_falacy: apparently if you have enough mana then you get to pick answers A, B, C, and also D
GredGredmansson: Hall Monitor is one of my favorites
F1SHOR: its multiple choice and the answer is always all of the above
Rogue_07: @sheer_falacy It's E: All of the above.
NavelWarfare: Magma Opus is *chef's kiss*
hexy_lexy: Honour Troll is my favourite name in the set
Moonspeak721: oh god standardized testing flashbacks
JRandomHacker: I like the secret mode of "If X is 0, choose none of the below"
GredGredmansson: It's like how Charming Prince from Eldraine is also a Charm
RedRaptor: @RedRaptor Always good to plan ahead for potential hangovers.
Sorator13: I really like using different X costs for different modes; that's quite neat
Rogue_07: Hall Monitor is a very solid name.
GredGredmansson: Also, picking a number even greater than 4 is relevant for Prismari sometimes
LurkerSpine: mana value 3 or less?
hexy_lexy: oh Plarggies my Darggies
noSmokeFire: if you apply for the position of Dean of Chaos do they just reject you out of hand?
Easilycrazyhat: plargside of the moon
Professor_Rakor: Plargg's greatest hits.
LurkerSpine: plargg side, a new Moby single
Rogue_07: I'll see you on the Plargg side of the moon...
Gaz_L: strong are you in the plarrg side
KeytarCat: And if you look to your Plaarg...
ariborealis: big plaarg
NavelWarfare: @gredgredmansson "Your options are A, B, C, or D." "Professor, I choose J." "Well done!"
azureHaights: Plaargers, amirite gamers
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
StageMgrRob: Take a walk on the Plargg side
MegaDosX: Also that happens
hexy_lexy: oh, Plarggifers :p
Gaz_L: and now day of judgement
Gaz_L: oh
Mr_Horrible: daaaaamn
ElissenRedux: LUL
Favre_the_Undead: yes, easily
MegaDosX: Holy shit Graham
eye_h_bar: shade
ChargingFerret: LUL
GredGredmansson: I keep saying this in streams but this keeps coming up
eshplode: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: I felt that chill from here with that shade
CaptainSpam: Stone cold.
SmithKurosaki: f
Nydestroyer: also i think the second 2/3 only gets one damage marked on it right?
Mr_Horrible: pretty fucked up how we all just watched Serge die live on camera sofieGasp
dividesBy0: It was a rhetorical question.
xantos69: Wow I have never seen a man get murdered like that...Also he lost the game.
GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: Plargg is canonically blind, and invented the MTG equivalent of Braille
Nydestroyer: so when it becomes as 2/2 it lives
MegaDosX: Where were you when Serge was kill
hexy_lexy: @GredGredmansson holy shit thats awesome
KeytarCat: @GredGredmansson I adore this set lore
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ChargingFerret: @Nydestroyer unless g chooses to distrubute them 2 and 2
NanoDelta: Huh, neat @GredGredmansson
TheMadPunter: Ben's doing his Minecraft taxes
MegaDosX: "Oh no, my credit card number is on screen for some reason!" - Ben, probably
KeytarCat: *set's
Sorator13: Minecraft has taxes? Man, there have been some updates since I last played
Mr_Horrible: good start, keep going
Rogue_07: @hexy_lexy His way of doing it is really cool, too- he uses fire magic to make the words warm
codatski: G over here: "My employees are so bored they're playing minecraft, so I'll just end this game"
frozenphoenix7: @ChargingFerret G couldn't choose to do that though. Rules dont' allow it.
F1SHOR: Serge!
LurkerSpine: you can cast at least 2 cards
Nydestroyer: @ChargingFerret You have to assign lethal damage to the first to assign damage to the second
MegaDosX: Welp.
GredGredmansson: Yeah, Plargg is like the least intense "revel in chaos" character I've ever seen
loki_lxix: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
NavelWarfare: Keep it you Coward! :D
sheer_falacy: as soon as I draw my seventh land in this no land hand, I'll win!
xantos69: This seems greedy....and that's me talking.
Blue_man7: just topdeck lands, you'll be fine
DaSunao: @Rogue_07 That's the opposite of cool!
hexy_lexy: @Rogue_07 i am in love with them
GredGredmansson: He's like "Ok, the world is a wild and messed up place, and I'm here to make sure you can survive in it."
Kadenus: that card on the right seems real good
MegaDosX: It did have what I'm assuming is the splashiest card in your deck in it though
ChargingFerret: huh so my playgroup needs to discuss this
Rogue_07: @DaSunao benginDab benginDab benginDab
MegaDosX: Serge you have two
djalternative: relying on drawing any 3rd land is statistically perfectly fine
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Unfulfilled potential
RandomTrivia: I'd be worried if the hand got worse from "literally can't do anything"
Gaz_L: but if my opponent does nothing for 5 turns, then i might be laughing all the way to the bank!
Darleysam: if your hand is full of cards you can't play, that just means you're going to draw all the good ones Kappa
Cimurph: Gotta cycle that defiant strike
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L Why are you spying on my decks?
Moonspeak721: it's a good arch
NavelWarfare: Should've kept the 7, Serge
KeytarCat: I love how Serge delivers the stock lines I learned from the LRR crew
GredGredmansson: Yes, the arch is made of arch
NavelWarfare: :D
randombillfolds: It's actually an arch mage.
sheer_falacy: if wall of thorns can be a creature than an arch can be a creature
GredGredmansson: serge, it has defender
ChargingFerret: cycling the defiant strike, nice
NotCainNorAbel: all of these fast paced games
xantos69: Serge screaming "COME ON KILL ME I'M RIGHT HERE!"
Akaiatana: Serge thinks Graham's creature is his arch nemesis
ImmortalCreations79: howdy all
MegaDosX: @Akaiatana Boooo
EpiiMeth: @Akaiatana Thank you
GredGredmansson: oh that's a Kor
felrender: hey, my google-fu is weak tonight, what's the expansion code for mystic archive on arena?
Mattmitchell45: Should do a "Send A Message" skit
GredGredmansson: STA
Kumakaori: y'now what's wrong with that bear graham?
Favre_the_Undead: bolt the bear
felrender: Ah, that's why, I was looking for the Metro Transit Authority :p
MegaDosX: Does it go into Bear Force One?
zed_alpha: Defend the campus, bolt the pest.
GredGredmansson: @felrender STA
ckupf: gotta update bear force one
dividesBy0: bearly
Akaiatana: It's a bear with the zoomies
v_nome: Is it smarter than the average bear?
F1SHOR: he studied hart to be better then a 2/2 we should congratulate him
Gaz_L: is bear force one restricted to only 'true' bears or does it have bigger ones?
djalternative: When will we get a Metro Transit Authority set?
Kumakaori: well, More that favre spoiled it's cause of death XD?
Nydestroyer: I mean its just a 2/2 with a +2/+1 shirt on clearly
NavelWarfare: @f1shor I think that bear friend's a she, iirc
Kumakaori: I was gonna say "It dies to bolt" n100 has taught me well
MegaDosX: Yeah that's kinda bonkers
Kadenus: oh wow
GredGredmansson: that is a lot of lessons dear lord
xantos69: Yea, expanded seems correct.
Kadenus: serge opened a whole damn textbook
GredGredmansson: i like Bury in Books being cheaper against attacking creatures
zed_alpha: Serge and Ben over here playing constructed decks.
LtSMASH324: Sealed kinda works like that
GredGredmansson: it does the trope of knocking a bookcase down
NavelWarfare: It is if you hold on to the basket
xantos69: That's a reasonable line.
LtSMASH324: Makes sealed pretty intriguing vs. draft where you actually have to draft the lessons
djalternative: Put all eggs in basket. Lower basket into pot with boiling water. Raise out of water several minutes later. Enjoy eggs.
GredGredmansson: i thought there was only one lesson per pack though, that's more than 6
DaSunao: lrrJUDGE
NavelWarfare: ^
kumatsu: Who knows what lurks inside the hearts of Graham
Favre_the_Undead: lrrJUDGE
MegaDosX: Gateway Plaza
Sorator13: LUL
Mr_Horrible: transguild promenade
LurkerSpine: ^
PIayswithFlRE: guildless commons is the colorless bounceland
hexy_lexy: rupture spire
Mr_Horrible: I shoulda made one up
GredGredmansson: you tapped it fine i think
sheer_falacy: nice for ravnica to have a trans guild
Mr_Horrible: just to see if people would fall for it
ElissenRedux: Hooray, functional reprints
frozenphoenix7: And Base Camp
frozenphoenix7: Kappa
ChargingFerret: there are 4? cards that say the same thing as archway commons
RandomTrivia: The Promenade says Transguild Rights!
felrender: TransgenderPride
DaSunao: ysbrydPunjail
Favre_the_Undead: !card guildless commons
LRRbot: Guildless Commons | Land | Guildless Commons enters the battlefield tapped. / When Guildless Commons enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
GredGredmansson: that's why they are gateless?
MegaDosX: I feel like Ravnica would be really progressive with things like that
blue_lore: All of them Serge...all of them
Moocanoe__: PrideLion
Gaz_L: TransgenderPride
zed_alpha: The ones that make you win, Serge. Obv.
xantos69: I would swing and make G figure it out.
Rogue_07: I think the Simic are great for HRT
felrender: I mean, the Simic Combine is a whole thing
DarkMorford: I misheard that as "Trans guild prom night" and was like "Wut" :D
LinearGif: Lazav defo trans
MegaDosX: !card lorehold pledgemage
LRRbot: Lorehold Pledgemage [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Kor Shaman [2/2] | First strike / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Lorehold Pledgemage gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
bullseye3265: 2631
Rogue_07: Though you might end up with some tentacles as well- bonus!
Boomyakalolo: TransgenderPride transguild repping
blue_lore: "first"......um.....
Loonatic93: The Green guilds would all be about Trans Rights.
x0den: challengeing a scicilian?
felrender: "Yeah, I went in for my refill, and I walked out with these crab claws, so, win-win?"
DaSunao: @LinearGif I think Lazav is a bit more fluid in their gender
LurkerSpine: arch is honestly really freaking good
Makimachine: Probably Gruul also, as long as you smash.
NavelWarfare: Your first mistake was not keeping the 7, Serge :D
LinearGif: genderfluid still under the trans umbrella
LinearGif: which isn't how umbrellas normally work but
serpickles: arch with an honor troll is supremely annoying
djalternative: As Lazav can transform into any creature, I feel like Dimir would also be pro Trans Rights
Akaiatana: Graham giving Serge the ABC and D
Loonatic93: Orzhov would be all about Trans Rights... For a price.
Boomyakalolo: I mean dimir and queer
MegaDosX: Private Concerns, reporting for duty
RandomTrivia: @coachNelly sergeJustRight
BjjBrain: Major Payne!!!
Gaz_L: what's the ward cost on the flyer?
fcloud: who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disk
coachNelly: i knew someone would be a himym fan
hexy_lexy: its ancestral recall Kappa
GredGredmansson: 2 mana
GredGredmansson: ^ @Gaz_L
bullseye3265: Shock for 3!
DaSunao: @coachNelly I had a roommate who binge watched all of it.
rudybalcers: Wait is there anyone in chat who isn't subbed? I feel intimidated
djalternative: @coachNelly have you heard about the spinoff in the works?
coachNelly: i have not!
EpiiMeth: @rudybalcers No chat is sub only Kappa
Rogue_07: ParticularlyGorgeousLightningBolt sounds like the URL for a twitch clip
Makimachine: @rudybalcers We lurkers are legion.
obionedrop: @rudybalcers I'm not lol
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serpickles: Gorgeous Lightning Bolt: Target opponent is tapped in awe.
MegaDosX: Surprise
Gaz_L: Hillary Duff as the mom in HIMYF
coachNelly: do we get to jetset with barney? or wait the kids might be old enough for their own show
Sorator13: knew that was coming, heh
djalternative: @coachNelly How I Met Your Father. Only known Talent attached is Hillary Duff
GenieWH: Who is furiously typing on their keyboard?
TotallyNotaBeholder: @rudybalcers there are dozens of us, dozens!
coachNelly: cool
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
electra310: Surely nothing bad could come of this!
Cmdrlyneye: who is writing a novel
trebuchetboy: type type type
SmithKurosaki: lrrFINE
Rogue_07: Wow, I haven't heard Hilary Duff's name in ages
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
rudybalcers: Oh haha thanks @MegaDosX
Sorator13: oh dear
DaSunao: unarmeOkay
GredGredmansson: good old Lizzie McGuire
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrHEART
Gaz_L: i vaguely feel like this is a retooled version of the Lizzie McGuire reboot that fell apart
xantos69: I think you gotta take 9
Mr_Horrible: well, people in Hell want ice water, Serge, but they're not getting what they want either :p
MegaDosX: That big card from the first hand would be pretty spicy here
MegaDosX: Wow
Mr_Horrible: so polite
RandomTrivia: LUL
electra310: He asked so nicely!
MegaDosX: Yike, Serge
Sorator13: Very odd for a removal spell like that to be a sorcery, but the learn is why, I guess
Mr_Horrible: "I beseech you to perish"
SmithKurosaki: can I get a oofa
Gaz_L: "would you mind terribly being incinerated?"
eeriedude: LESS GO
Scarletdemon_1: I played a game of MTG earlier and won with a total life total at the end of 67
DaSunao: elfunkSad
kumatsu: Then Perish
MegaDosX: What is even happening right now
Rogue_07: Good thing Didn't Say Please isn't in the format
sonbrohansan: @Scarletdemon_1 almost nice
circusofkirkus: uh
circusofkirkus: you okay nelly?
NavelWarfare: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7492: "This isn't the kind of stream I thought it was going to be." —Nelson [2021-02-03]
Sorator13: nice!
offbeatwitch: just ripped a culling ritual to win my own game, by gawd
Gaz_L: no steppy
Sogheim: no steppy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrAWESOME
Mr_Bitterness: That bug's gross, I must step on it
GredGredmansson: no steppy
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: yes steppy
GredGredmansson: oh nooooo
Sorator13: oh boy
Scarletdemon_1: I had a guy once be so behind in the game, that he casted an enchantment spell on my creature that gave it flying and a +1/+1
Sogheim: flying AND deathtouch? dang
hidingbox: Where’s wrath when you need it?
Sorator13: LUL
GredGredmansson: Rootha gets angry and punches the librarian to death
LinearGif: How much mana would you charge for a "Exile target token"
Scarletdemon_1: Its not because he had to, I had 55 life and he had 3 and was attacking with a flying 6/6
MegaDosX: Big serpent time
DaSunao: lrrFINE
NavelWarfare: But what if G asks nicely?
sheer_falacy: "Exile target token" is valued at approximately U
Sorator13: aw man
Gaz_L: well, and sometimes there's just the point where you realise you're dead in 2 turns, and playing your combat trick to pump their stuff will make the game end faster
bullseye3265: but in the end...
GredGredmansson: Didn't Say Please isn't in this set
MegaDosX: Now bounce it Graham
NanoDelta: THE DREAM
GenieWH: Big brains
LinearGif: What's the exchange rate of U to W, UwU
MegaDosX: YES
SmithKurosaki: f
RandomTrivia: Mood, Nelly. mood
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Outstanding
underhill33: r o o d
GenieWH: Serge, never call out a Stark
NavelWarfare: rrrrrrrrrrrip
Gaz_L: it's the only way he'll learn
sheer_falacy: still waiting on that graphic
DaSunao: FBtouchdown
Sorator13: really though, you nearly made it back, serge
Scarletdemon_1: I love playing Mono-color decks: my mono-black is almost all-vampires with a Vito and all sorts of life-gain spells
Sorator13: well done
eye_h_bar: It is now
electra310: Those bonus rounds were brutal :D
hexy_lexy: its 100% called office hours
Fruan: O F F I C E H O U R S
djalternative: According to Cam it is
hidingbox: It is now officially office hours
SnowbirdMike: LOl
ChargingFerret: LOL
sheer_falacy: it's a really good name
GredGredmansson: Cameron has made it so
GenieWH: Cam did decree it
Favre_the_Undead: office hours is an amazing name
LinearGif: Office Ours
Rogue_07: Is that the name for the bonus episodes of the PPR?
kaziel0: Hey, LinearGif has it.
GredGredmansson: Game Nights
serpickles: welcome to Friday Night Office Hours
MegaDosX: Josh Lee Kwai just bursts out of a wall
corefluxx: It is the profs bit
hexy_lexy: LUL Graham
Akaiatana: Office Houlrrs
Gaz_L: Game Nights
djalternative: Office Hours is not something Prof has a Monopoly on
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: good original name
fcloud: Office Horse
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
azureHaights: Wait so what are we talking about?
GenieWH: Prof does have "Office Hours" But I dont think he's done one in a long time. It was always some "interview with an MTG person"
sheer_falacy: the bonus games they played after the PPR
Flyingdelorion: It sure is, that's why i thought it was a joke of Cam
F1SHOR: easy answer is just to have office knights
djalternative: the bonus ppr sealed games
GredGredmansson: The bonus Strixhaven video series that came up
LtSMASH324: Nelly with the dartboard branding approach
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: legally distinct segment name
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fcloud: Office Minutes
Gaz_L: i think Cam was just riffing on the college theme of the set
GenieWH: Graham was even in an episode of it
ChargingFerret: I love the name "Game Nights", as a play on Game Knights and the fact that this during the evening
loki_lxix: Office Game Night Hours
LinearGif: Office Night
fcloud: Magic After Hours
Sorator13: Office Games
fcloud: Office: The Gathering
LinearGif: Hours After Magic
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
fcloud: WUBRG Time
Sorator13: Magic: the Office
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Gaz_L: sadly i think this month's Game Knights is the first time they made a misplay that directly messed up the end of the game
raulghoulia: this song jams
corefluxx: Cheer100
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L you mean the Mizzix Mastery stack?
fcloud: it's like dubstep but 80s
NavelWarfare: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5927: "I'm gonna do this for the tree!" —Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
Gaz_L: @GredGredmansson yep
LtSMASH324: Pretty sure this music is from a Persona dungeon Kappa
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L yeah, i get what he was going for, but it came out as all the spells being played one at a time with splitsecond
azureHaights: @LtSMASH324 I was thinking more Just Shapes and Beats myself
NavelWarfare: @ltsmash324 That fekkin' baby
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L at least he was forced to sign his own death warrant
azureHaights: I don't think it IS in JSAB, or that another mix of it is, but I'm pretty sure the artist is
LtSMASH324: @NavelWarfare monkaS
DaSunao: I forgot about the FNM Mr Beast thing until I saw it on LRR's screen
DarkMorford: BGC definitely has a couple tracks in Just Shapes & Beats
azureHaights: (by "pretty sure the artist is" I mean I wasn't sure if it was BGC or not)
hexy_lexy: rip Saabine
GredGredmansson: Some Dice?
Scarletdemon_1: Anyone else miss the Betrayal at House on the Hill vids? Love that game
GredGredmansson: I like "Really Really Dead Stuff"
GredGredmansson: reminds me of !card AWOL
GredGredmansson: !card AWOL
LRRbot: AWOL [2W] | Instant | Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
DaSunao: @Scarletdemon_1 H E L M
ChargingFerret: betrayal was great, but sadly you kinda HAVE to be in person to play it properly
DarkMorford: !helm
LRRbot: Rotate THE HELM.
GredGredmansson: i never finished that series
GredGredmansson: but i forget where i stopped at and I'm afraid
NavelWarfare: I'm kinda hoping they pick gloomhaven up again once we're in the after-times
azureHaights: Hello, highlight reel! lrrJAMES
fuzzy_died: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
NDCazzy: I started a betrayal legacy play through and made it 2 chapters in before l this... BibleThump
lirazel64: I want more Vampire.
Scarletdemon_1: Next week is going to be a competitive tic-tac-toe stream
DarkMorford: I miss W+P. And AFK. And just seeing everybody goofing off in the same room.
NavelWarfare: ^
LtSMASH324: yeah I miss W+P big time
RandomTrivia: Big mood Morford
NavelWarfare: Soon (tm)
NavelWarfare: I hope
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson Easy, just start again :p
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX the archive panic scares me more
azureHaights: okay, THAT song was in JSAB
GredGredmansson: hi ben
Kaorti: I hope gloomhaven comes back soon. I ran a whole gloomhaven campaign since the last session in the long game...
Sorator13: LUL
RandomTrivia: I see Ben has dragged himself away from Pixelmon long enough to play some Magic :D
sheer_falacy: I definitely miss Watch and Play, alas
codatski: Wow this Minecraft mod looks wild
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GredGredmansson: I saw a quote recently, I think it was on a LRR video
NDCazzy: how can you play sealed versus people you know?
Gaz_L: "now where's that ender dragon?"
MegaDosX: Ben when did you install the MTGA mod in the Pixelmon server?
Robot_Bones: magic and only the tcg magic the gathering
fcloud: "i've been playing just magic this whole time" mostly true!
hexy_lexy: wow! what kind of minecraft mod is this?! Kappa
kaziel0: @NDCazzy Save the decks from a Sealed Event, then direct challenge.
snortablecola: witherbloom best bloom
GredGredmansson: "Assuming I don't draw any more cards and my opponent can't play any cards; if I can't win the game with this hand I always mulligan"
NDCazzy: @kaziel0 ahhh ok
hexy_lexy: @snortablecola i prefer withouterbloom :p
MegaDosX: !card abundant harvest
LRRbot: Abundant Harvest [G] | Sorcery | Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
GredGredmansson: Speaking of Modern Horizons 2
GredGredmansson: Do you think we'll get the remaining Allied Swords in that set?
GredGredmansson: the first 2 were in the original MH
Kadenus: abundant harvest is a house
djalternative: Probably
DarkMorford: @hexy_lexy A while back I had the idea for a mod where players could "draft" building materials and then do a building challenge with the stuff they drafted. Never did anything with it, though.
Sorator13: study snacks are important!
Scarletdemon_1: It's Magic's version of the Lo-Fi girl
LtSMASH324: Are there any fancy card styles for basic lands that you can actually buy right now? I want the Pokemon style energy ones or the ones Ben is using right now, but I don't think any are available
Moonspeak721: prismari most definitely
superdude097: @MegaDosX It's a "pre-print" from MH2
kaziel0: Prismari is definitely the party college.
Sorator13: prismari is definitely the party college, IMO; they absolutely host the raves
sheer_falacy: Lorehold is where you go for the aged booze that you definitely can't afford
Mr_Horrible: Lorehold is all the grad students
Scarletdemon_1: Quantus is the MIT school
Kaorti: prismari brings the *good* drugs
ArdCollider: silverquill has open mic night
MegaDosX: Prismari would get hepped up on so much stuff
Evochron13: study hard, play hard
hexy_lexy: as a scientist who was also into the acting group, scientists party harder
djalternative: Prismari throw a party, Silverquill have people for dinner, Lorehold does pub crawls...
Mr_Bitterness: Prismari are the actors and performers, of course they have insane parties
electra310: Silverquill get stoned and read poetry
eye_h_bar: That sounds right to me Serge
GredGredmansson: @Kaorti Witherbloom brings the actual good drugs
MegaDosX: Though who would bring the nose candy, Prismari or Silverquill?
LurkerSpine: "loser drunk" is a phrase I have never heard before. it's really good
philippekav: yeah, that's en engineering department alright
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX Witherbloom
Moonspeak721: prismari parties are very fun until they are very not
iris_of_ether: That's 100% engineering
corefluxx: Lorehold = pub crawls/keggers. Prismari = cast parties/red carpet events.
Evochron13: engineering is 100% work hard, play hard
ArdCollider: lorehold is Classical Memes for Dominarian Teens
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW LUL
GredGredmansson: what
ArdCollider: all day all night
jessieimproved: deep cut
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson They wouldn't bring nose candy, they'd bring something they grew themselves
Scarletdemon_1: Silverquill is the snooby rich kid school
DiscordianTokkan: In MY experience, as Biomedical Mechanical Engineer grad, the reason why Engineers went HARD during parties is because the only time they had TIME to party is after Midterms and Exams
Mr_Horrible: Graham is out for BLOOD tonight
sheer_falacy: absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
Kaorti: engineering also has the stills in their closets
Scarletdemon_1: A dude at my college vaped absinthe during class
xantos69: Ben feels seen.
djalternative: Silverquill invites people for a dinner party to try and get info out of you
offbeatwitch: lmaooo
Rogue_07: Silverquill has multiple competing parties on any given party night
ElissenRedux: Ben is having flashbacks LUL
Kaorti: Engineer hooch is dangerous
jessieimproved: god we were all pretentious as shit in college
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MegaDosX: That's squarely Lorehold
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Rogue_07: WItherbloom homebrews all their hooch
Diabore: i thought lorehold were history majors?
MegaDosX: They grow it themselves
randombillfolds: Morel superiority?
DaSunao: It's more of a coven than a party?
razorswift: witherbloom only use self-grown stuff
Scarletdemon_1: Witherbloom's chem prof is Walter White
corefluxx: Quandrix hold pub trivia nights
Mattmitchell45: Guess I'm partying with Prismari
MegaDosX: What would a Silverquill party look like, I wonder?
storiers: witherbloom sells what they grow to the other four and somehow that gets them extra course credits
thraximore: Silverquill is 100% the cocaine college
hexy_lexy: Quandrix seems straight edge until they go WAY TOO HARD and forget an entire weekend
MegaDosX: They would probably have stills everywhere making their own booze
bullseye3265: quandrix doesn't drink
Mattmitchell45: I hung out with Theatre Kids in College, so I can tolerate Prismari
Mr_Horrible: Quandrix are the ones that corner you at the party to ask if you've tried some obscure microbrew
bullseye3265: they do math
Scarletdemon_1: Quandrix doesn't have parties because everyone's too busy playing with Legos
Moonspeak721: quandrix doesn't really know how to throw a party
lightfoot14: quandrix is totally comp sci
Frostwriter111: Quadrix makes their own LSD
Rogue_07: Witherbloom definitely brew/grow their own supply.
djalternative: Silverquill def get wine drunk and eat cheese boards
fritobandeeto: iPa drinkers
underhill33: Quandrix are at home doing math homework
sheer_falacy: they're into molecular gastronomy
Kaorti: @MegaDosX The initiation party for the sketchy frat with all the rich kids.
Nydestroyer: extremely precise beer pong
Rogue_07: Quandrix definitely party, though.
eye_h_bar: Quandrix are in the corner nursing whiskey talking about obscure math
ElissenRedux: I feel like quandrix makes research chemicals. All their parties are expirements
SnowBuddy18: quandrix is the ones calculating exactly how many drinks they can have and what they need to do to not get a hangover
bullseye3265: prismari thoigh?
GredGredmansson: I'm
Ritaspirithntr: Quandrix are the ones who set the labs on fire!
Scarletdemon_1: 4D keg stands
F1SHOR: ahh yes serge the known math major
razorswift: quandrix think they're hardcore when they sell aderall on the campus
MegaDosX: Quandrix would actually be boss at beer pong
GredGredmansson: I'm Quandrix, can confirm
OldManJohnsonMB: Straightedge
Rogue_07: I knew enough math majors who got krunk after exams were done
Haroldholmes25: is settle in the format?
glitched_goddess: Quandrix distills their own stuff. That’s where you get like apricot brandy.
storiers: instead of taking substances that simulate another plane of existence Qunadrix just go there directly
GredGredmansson: Settle is not
Rogue_07: So QUandrix throws the best end-of-semester parties
philippekav: still taking about physics at the party
SnowbirdMike: Quandrix are the ones overdosing on ritalin.
Sethologica: quandrix makes lsd
Mattmitchell45: Quandrix seem like Ravers
ArdCollider: quandrix is just the MTG version of your pal that got really into chaos magick in 1996 from reading Grant Morrison
Rogue_07: Because they're way too busy studying before to party
Scarletdemon_1: Quandrix has adderal in the vending machines
hexy_lexy: im quandrix who grew up around quandrix folks, quandrix does party HARD
electra310: Quandrix sitting in groups at the party watching tiktoks on a phone
eltwitcherino: Quandrix is in charge of figuring out how to split the bill
Kaorti: Quandrix microdoses LSD 24/7
MegaDosX: Yeah Quandrix I could see holding off on partying because studying is important, and then just going HAM for their last party of the year
corefluxx: Quandrix are chucking dry ice bombs into the fountain of the quad.
djalternative: Yeah. I feel like Quandrix would just make and drink everclear just to be the most efficient
Mr_Horrible: it's Snake's Kin-Veil
Evochron13: quandrix just clones themselves remember; 1 set of clones parties, 1 set studies.
underhill33: Nelson the Soul Reader
Scarletdemon_1: Silverquill has a rowing team with trust fund kids into obscure magics
GredGredmansson: you have to tap the lands for mana first, after all
NrgSpoon: hors d'oeuvres?
MegaDosX: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: OK picture this deck with Ephemerate though
Makimachine: Silverquill is all Draco with Leatherpants.
sheer_falacy: that's a heck of a combo
hidingbox: lrrWOW
Rogue_07: Ben, stop playing Minecraft while he's doing this.
DaSunao: Oh no, its the Desert Bus saga again!
MegaDosX: Imagine flickering the assistant after casting Time Warp
GredGredmansson: Spiteful Squad I'm pretty sure is just female Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle
RandomTrivia: 3UU Explore is a decent Magic card :D
Frypod1077: @Makimachine the pants keep them warm..
RandomTrivia: Alright Chat, take a jump to the left
RandomTrivia: Next turn, take a step to the right
Makimachine: @Frypod1077 LUL
Scarletdemon_1: Lorehold has the *best* football team because the students couldn't get anywhere else
fcloud: doesnt count as a music YET
GredGredmansson: take it back now y'all
aussie_rob_w: @gredgredmansson is that Draco as played by Lauren Lopez?
NrgSpoon: are you saying interstella 5555 isn't a musical?
Mr_Horrible: saw a great tweet about Unwilling Ingredient that the toad looks like they just found out what their card was named
GredGredmansson: one hop this time
fcloud: *musical
sheer_falacy: take 3 turns in a row, still lose?
LurkerSpine: Interstella 5555 is a musical nelly
GredGredmansson: @aussie_rob_w I don't get that one, is that the stage play
GredGredmansson: Harry Potter and the Ascended Fanfiction? I mean Cursed Child?
LtSMASH324: what's that song reference? I heard Day9 do that too but I can't place it
MegaDosX: Counterspell?
laikagoat: @LtSMASH324 Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show
Zappeljakob: still 5 damage
MegaDosX: Nelson dies anyway
Diabore: menache
LtSMASH324: @laikagoat ty
MegaDosX: Splash blue Ben!
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
GredGredmansson: You have Kasmina AND Will!
GredGredmansson: they have synergy!
MegaDosX: Imagine if Paul said "and let's switch to Graham's screen" and he's playing Minecraft now too
eltwitcherino: how many pack is that pool?
bullseye3265: yeah, the deck is pretty dece as is
Zath_: Sultai? you mean Quanderbloom?
Haroldholmes25: Nelson on that spice
GredGredmansson: oh, maybe I mistook Crackle With Power for the Rowan one
ChargingFerret: spicy
GredGredmansson: my mistake
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:24:46.
RandomTrivia: Wait Ben rolled his Sealed pool with advantage?
MegaDosX: Nelson. I love it.
F1SHOR: ben chose "fun"
ChargingFerret: I thank you for your decision to fun
sheer_falacy: sideboarding is an admission of... not much
hexy_lexy: holy shit, nelly, i love this
Haroldholmes25: uhhhh
GredGredmansson: yeah what is going on here
Nukified: close one
MegaDosX: This is pretty tricky
sheer_falacy: a thorough sideboard
MegaDosX: That hand though
GredGredmansson: that is one heck of a sideboard
lightfoot14: transformative, so they say
GredGredmansson: Mash of Lallis
MegaDosX: "1B opponent discards their hand" would be pretty good, let's be real
sheer_falacy: that wasn't even his final form
MegaDosX: "Take 0?" - Nelson, probably
ChargingFerret: that sounds broken, 1b, your op is hellbent seems amazing in constructed
philippekav: more cake!
GredGredmansson: cramming knowledge AND food
sheer_falacy: is that a weird lizard holding more notes
GredGredmansson: speaking of which, who here loves Gyome?
Makimachine: Ooooh, now I get the joke with the life. D'oh!
djalternative: Luka brought them all
GredGredmansson: The bad guys are using them to attack the school
GredGredmansson: and are using Lukka to control them
Professor_Rakor: Cause Luka is a jerk.
sheer_falacy: witherbloom postdocs are kind of irresponsible
Mr_Horrible: the Mage Hunters donated enough to have a wing named after them
Moonspeak721: the mage hunters are from the bad guys attacking the school yeah?
Rogue_07: Legacy students play Brainstorm
LtSMASH324: The school has Dementors
GredGredmansson: @Moonspeak721 ye
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sheer_falacy: that is surprisingly good card draw for black
sheer_falacy: which doesn't lose you life
GredGredmansson: Mage Hunter is antimagecraft
sheer_falacy: oh each player
GredGredmansson: Kaldheim has a good black draw spell
MegaDosX: Ooof
MegaDosX: That's...a thing
fcloud: cram session is in black? that doesnt seem right
djalternative: Luka got all mad because a small town pub wasn't too welcoming to a stranger with an unknown military uniform when there's a run of murders so he decides to grab a bunch of monsters and kill a bunch on innocent student
Rogue_07: Yoooo
NavelWarfare: OH HELLO
ChargingFerret: nelson has HTAT
GredGredmansson: speaking of particularly good cards
RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
DaSunao: Boost your team is strong
MegaDosX: Shadrix feels like a commander card that landed in a standard set
Haroldholmes25: That third mode is pretty good
F1SHOR: i had shadix with the 2/2 that gets all other creatures abilities it was great
LtSMASH324: time for the mill strat Kappa
DaSunao: Since the doublestriker gets larger
bullseye3265: seems like a card built for commander
NavelWarfare: @djalternative Wait, really? Feeling pretty glad I stopped caring about Magic story after the WAR novel
sheer_falacy: that would be a funny way to get lethal
GredGredmansson: that is a very condensed version of events @djalternative
Dog_of_Myth: Shadrix as a commander seems sweet
LtSMASH324: Seems like a good attack
rasterscan: !card Shadrix Silverquill
LRRbot: Shadrix Silverquill [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [2/5] | Flying, double strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may choose two. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target player creates a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target player puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control.
offbeatwitch: well just went 4-3 in my draft. deck was OK
GredGredmansson: freaking puppet jace
djalternative: @NavelWarfare I mean, I condensed it way down for the purpose of being sardonic about the thing leaving out Luka's side of the story but yes
LtSMASH324: "I'm Jace," - Jace, I guess
offbeatwitch: mage hunter's a cool card, feels a little underpowered though
MegaDosX: The Time Warp deck was funnier, but this deck is spicy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Jace loses his memory so much, he might actually start buy saying "I'm Jace"
GredGredmansson: !findquote fear
LRRbot: Quote #2890: "White: my greatest fear." —Cameron [2016-07-01]
MegaDosX: One very large fear
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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MegaDosX: !updog
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NavelWarfare: @djalternative I figured it wasn't the whole story :D But people are suspicious because serial murder. Understandable. What offense leads to the conclusion "Yeah. Genocide is best"?
sheer_falacy: turn 3?
BjjBrain: Or Tendrils lol
MegaDosX: It'd be turn 3 Shadrix, but that's still brutal
ChargingFerret: actual tendrils could work
djalternative: @NavelWarfare You could also read the events as "Luka tries to take down a group of elitists who instill fear of anyone different looking among the general populace"
MegaDosX: I love the name of that card on the right
sheer_falacy: build a storm deck with nothing but old cards
sheer_falacy: somehow
MegaDosX: Wait there are people who don't do that?
MegaDosX: Oh no, Ben!
LtSMASH324: Flunk is worse than I thought it'd be
Nydestroyer: actually got to tendrils someone with 3 copies with a liliana/prof onyx and a soul steeper on the board
LtSMASH324: It's usually decent but there's a surprising amount of times where it doesn't work
Nydestroyer: it was sick
Boomyakalolo: go big
NavelWarfare: @djalternative Noble goal, sure. Does he know the Mage Hunters will kill EVERYONE, though?
sheer_falacy: :(
MegaDosX: Just draw Shadrix and put him out of his misery
offbeatwitch: lrrGREED
ChargingFerret: @NavelWarfare he's literally controlling them, so yeah, he does know
bullseye3265: aaayyyyyy
GredGredmansson: It's the classic "the mage hunters are the distraction while Extus does the real thing"
bullseye3265: even!
djalternative: @NavelWarfare when he's controlling, they do what he says, when he's not, nearest magician = food
snortablecola: ben is not out of this, especially with the lifegain
Boomyakalolo: <3 for all the bois playing
GredGredmansson: in fact when the dragons come and start damaging the mage hunters he nopes the heck out of there and they attack the surrounding oriq
HundreydAundre: Deeds & Greeds
MegaDosX: !card stonerise spirit
LRRbot: Stonerise Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Bird [1/2] | Flying / {4}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Robot_Bones: Tis a good hand, sure ain't no barn though
offbeatwitch: solid croc
MegaDosX: Bit less solid now
GredGredmansson: we last hear that he's still on the plane with Mila and a handful of surviving Oriq trying to survive
Nukified: it was
MegaDosX: "It's a little moldy, it's still good, it's still good!"
NavelWarfare: @djalternative And he knows what they do when he's not controlling them? I figure he'd be able to surmise.
Boomyakalolo: <3
RandomTrivia: Mothball Karok wouldn't have the same ring to it :D
NavelWarfare: Again, genocide is hard to get behind
offbeatwitch: i was just playing with karok and failed to actually attack with it much lol
Boomyakalolo: Graham no why?
mangbet: lukka has a habit of abandoning morals when he gets angry
HundreydAundre: Yes, Nelson. Yes! Retire CHAMPION!!
ChargingFerret: iirc, the story says that he feels what they do when he lets them go, but I think that Lukka is just an angry person who lets his anger get away from him
GredGredmansson: Also, for a guy who makes a living bonding with things, Lukka has a horrible sense of loyalty
RandomTrivia: Ca-caw!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: I wonder if both players simultaneously get it when it comes up
lirazel64: Great games, guys.
sheer_falacy: hard agree
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow, Ben
ChargingFerret: wow
Mr_Bitterness: Lands is 100% the reason I quit Magic multiple times
Dog_of_Myth: #HotTakes
GredGredmansson: Great night all!
laikagoat: if there's no land system then how do i play land destruction
bullseye3265: the archives really spice up the limited environment
RandomTrivia: The pool that built itself was really quite impressive
MegaDosX: Graham just opened his packs, poured the cards out, looked once and said "Huh. There's a deck here already. Neat."
atlr: @mr_bitterness yup
BasilHunter: It always comes up for both players
The_Myrddraal: Hot take: consistent mana makes things boring
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Robot_Bones: An unforgettable FNPF, a good time was had by all
Mr_Bitterness: Lands are also many times the most expensive part of a deck while also being the most boring.
laikagoat: Live!
underhill33: Woo!
GredGredmansson: and anything can happen
RandomTrivia: LRL HYPE! benginHype ysbrydHype
bullseye3265: cheer500
niccus: it'll be someone's fault!
Boomyakalolo: lrrGRAHAM lrrSERGE lrrHEART lrrAWESOME sergePrideLove sergeWelcome sergeSnerge
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The surprise will be on the 500 episode nothing happens
Juliamon: They're in the middle of the final boss
KeytarCat: @The_Myrddraal Thoughts on a consistent pool of colorless mana and lands are only for color?
Juliamon: They beat its first form
Boomyakalolo: Alexa Queue up the final count down
BjjBrain: This stream was so much fun, such great magic!
Kumakaori: and hopefully not his internet this week!
Earthenone: expanded=modern
Earthenone: black and white onward
Radyin: I think my favorite mana system is Eternal's.
RandomTrivia: Thankfully it keeps progress if you lose to the second form
Mr_Bitterness: Now the boss grows wings and the choral music starts
RandomTrivia: It's a JRPG, of COURSE it has a multi-form final boss :D
MegaDosX: 2 hours?!?
GredGredmansson: the Kojima classic
Alex_Frostfire: Classic Kojima.
Makimachine: @Mr_Bitterness You mean one wing? Kappa
laikagoat: sounds like Kojima alright
RandomTrivia: @Mr_Bitterness And once that phase is over, one of the wings falls off and the ORGAN starts :D
HundreydAundre: TWO!?
HundreydAundre: Oh wow...
MegaDosX: Oh, so Amazon
RandomTrivia: So about as good as real world delivery drones currently are
Mattmitchell45: Cool Technology
BjjBrain: IKEA delivery lol
RandomTrivia: I believe this week is Matt and digital art tools
HundreydAundre: @MegaDosX DOT COO O O O OOmmm...
MTGStrategist: more Graham sound effects. makes everything better.
LurkerSpine: w00t
RandomTrivia: DICE BOOK DICE BOOK
djalternative: Adam, Statler, and Waldorf as I like to say
Earthenone: speaking of art, adam reads a book!
SmithKurosaki: belopa?
RandomTrivia: *heckling. They're heckling LUL
niccus: the two devils on one of his shoulders
hexy_lexy: beej and paul are there to roast him
coachNelly: @djalternative gets it
Jgirl13245: Because lawls.
Mr_Bitterness: @djalternative Waldorf and Statler or Crow and Tom Servo
MegaDosX: Oh I think I've heard of that mod
MegaDosX: Can't remember if I've played with it before, I might have done
djalternative: server friendly farms is the main thing
niccus: they're doing DLCs i believe
Mattmitchell45: Control DLC
Earthenone: they are the avatars of twitchchat, since adam cant read chat and the book at the same time :)
djalternative: Control's on DLC
RandomTrivia: They're currently trying to get Cat ears
MegaDosX: It's a whole thing so far
Mr_Bitterness: Oh good god, RE6
EpiiMeth: RE6 is not bad
RandomTrivia: RE6 is a RIDE, and a whole thing
RandomTrivia: It's all the way around to "so bad, it's good"
Mattmitchell45: The ground sliding and scuting
CaptainSpam: Editor's note: Graham nods knowingly
cosarprime: It's good in the same way MST3k is
MegaDosX: It's a bussing stupid game, but Ben and Adam are definitely making it entertaining as heck to watch
HundreydAundre: It's...a lawl game.
RandomTrivia: Yeah, don't forget the People's Elbow
GredGredmansson: Tall Vampire Ladies
niccus: they reset it for 7
Juliamon: 6 was the nadir of RE story
SmithKurosaki: 6 is the bottom of the valley I think
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben's character did a no-joke People's Elbow in the last episode
Mr_Horrible: it's pretty wild that the games have outstripped the movies, yeah
Moonspeak721: i'm always here from resident evil brand dumb stuff
Mr_Bitterness: In RE5, Chris punches boulders; RE6 continues in EXACTLY that fashion
HundreydAundre: Hang on, I think... here we go!! https://clips.twitch.tv/PeppyGorgeousBatteryRedCoat-eY_Eupwwj_q7Qe_a
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great stream
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MegaDosX: Snake planet!
Dedencyde: I hope you are doing ok today! :)
MegaDosX: 90 months, wow
MegaDosX: Night echo I suspect, Ben :p
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak sergeFriend
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
NavelWarfare: sergeSqueak
HundreydAundre: Wait. Oh my... I frogot king snake's name!
RandomTrivia: Oh Serge LUL
strangelee: oh coll, literally just tuned in guess it's VOD time for me
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the games/stream
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
laikagoat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART
MegaDosX: And Minecraft!
GredGredmansson: laters!
DeM0nFiRe: I heard those doors Ben
corefluxx: lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
djalternative: we all heard the doors
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DarkMorford: SSSsss We finally got Ben hooked
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: Ah, yes! c'mon quick Kaldheims,....!!!
RomanGoro: Stand by for lrrPAUL
djalternative: lrrPAUL is on standby
RandomTrivia: Half expecting Paul's secret message to just be a cut back to Ben's screen
RandomTrivia: :D
dougma: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Fruan: lrrPAUL lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Easilycrazyhat: XD
RandomTrivia: LUL
Boon_33: goodnight
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
eshplode: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
dougma: lrrPAUL
laikagoat: zoeyLOL
DaSunao: unarmeOkay
NotCainNorAbel: nice
jessieimproved: the burn lingers
Mattmitchell45: I thought he was a professional!
Hpjones10: benginDab
iris_of_ether: lrrPAUL escher3THUMBSUP benginFacepalm
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
ImmortalLen: Thanks Paul
Juliamon: Right, now time for the new Fisty