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 DEATHlikescats blanches in Magnus Archives at mention of panopticon
 Chronomagistrate: @DEATHlikescats Wow, a wild TMA mention 
petey_vonwho: This is my first episode of QWERPLINE and I've been missing out lol
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 azninsect: have a great watchalong everyone o7 sleep calls
  TXC2: so long azninsect  sleep well
 TehAmelie: Yukon gold is a potato? this changes the gold rush narrative
 piggyback101: Anyone know what time James' Morning show is?
haberley: 6am i think
 baltimore_667083: yeah it's at the hour
  TXC2: in ten mins 
 piggyback101: Awesome! just in time
 DEATHlikescats: @chronomagistrate eyyyy! The fan base I’m guessing has some overlap with QWRP fans, by way of Welcome to Nightvale being the middle child
 shabe_x_roc: Huh tune out at s03e02 and come back to this.
 Sorator13: I wonder how the prehistoric giganticoon would do at this
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haberley: @Sorator13 he would DEFINITELY fill the uniform
  TXC2: I feel like Derick got better at his job this season because of his fear for Beatrice
 Chronomagistrate: @DEATHlikescats Yeah, I remember WTNV being a cited a lot by the fans (Disclosure: I used to be RQ's Comms guy; I had a cameo in TMA)
 DEATHlikescats: “getoffmeyoushufflecat!” is a helluva quote haha
 L0rdX33n: Thurpston was such a good villain
Jasmine Moore: “King edwards”
IceBot: Yeah lol
 L0rdX33n: Is there such a thing as a punchable voice?
 DEATHlikescats: @chronomagistrate haha! that’s so cool
Marc A.: Alex doing the nice rolling on the "r" 's there
 pleonasticTautology: "i HATE to interrupt— wait, that's not true"
IceBot: I’m blasting outlasting
 DEATHlikescats: @l0rdx33n unrepentant in the most satisfying heel way
   LoadingReadyRun: I will be taking the stream offline for just a second when the watch a long is done in 9 minutes.
 TehAmelie: alrighty
 Furyfire: Ooo pre-emptive panic
 Charlymandias: How dare!?
 Furyfire: 
 DEATHlikescats: thanks for the heads up!
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  TXC2: good to know LRR
 Furyfire: NICE
 pleonasticTautology: @LRRbot nice
  TXC2: Day 2 NICE
 Chronomagistrate: Was a ever a reason given for switching Thurpston's VA from Beej to Alex?
 DEATHlikescats: nice
warpstonewarlock: @Chronomagistrate He was always played by Alex
 TehAmelie: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:41:10.
 DEATHlikescats: stormcount 
 r10pez10: Chronomagistrate beej is 19
  TXC2: "my lowest score ever: seven thumbs up"
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Fun fact: Nsberg Raccoons have 8 thumbs!
 DEATHlikescats: 
IceBot: Note the town hall is the bar and the townhall is the legislative building
warpstonewarlock: They just changed Dick's voice from "very deep" to "old villain"
 pleonasticTautology: finnish. line.
 pleonasticTautology: g-d
  TXC2: oh carp
 pleonasticTautology: i JUST got it
  TXC2: I heard Carte 
 Chronomagistrate: @warpstonewarlock Ah, okay, that's why I was confused.
 LoadingReadyRun: Just a heads up that the stream might go offline for just a moment after the watch a long in 6 minutes.
 DEATHlikescats: @pleonastictautology the layers of puns in the show I swear!
Earthenone: 8 thumbs? were the girl scouts casualties realy that high?
ganiwo: Hi! Bloomburrow Pre-Prerelease - when? This weekend?
Earthenone: !ppr
  TXC2: ganiwo  on sunday
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
adi_pie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
  adi_pie: Hello, Chat. I'm melting.
ganiwo: thanks a lot!
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 Catcard: hi adi!!!!
Earthenone: hi melting!
  TXC2: hello adi_pie
 fragilepaper: @adi_pie oh god, hopefully you can cool off soon
  TXC2: SHAI HALUD
 DEATHlikescats: @adi_pie may you have ready access to good air conditioning or barring that, a day at a water park
TopHatPeezy: mmmm sugary slurry
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:00 AM
haberley: OMG seriously
 commentarywife: ooh they back soon?
MechaKuuga: Great product
Snowcookies: Time for morning show?
   LoadingReadyRun: This is the last video
  TXC2: wow Ian hair
  MrPhlip: Well, chat, I leave you in the capable hands of the morning crew, and leave for bed.
 RandomTrivia: 
  adi_pie: fragilepaper well, we're expecting/hoping for storms after Friday, but until then 38-40C/100-104F days. 
  TXC2: so long MrPhlip  sleep well
 TacitusVigil: Why. Am I. HERE?
IceBot: Good bye qwerpline
Veronica van Voorst: Hey friends!
 Sorator13: I love the noise it makes
 TehAmelie: wow, the Phantasm reference
 definenull: 
 DEATHlikescats: oh no Phantasm 2 reference!
 RandomTrivia: Molly! 
 pleonasticTautology: "i also have a punchline!"
  TXC2: do not vote now on your phones
 PhoenixMelior: Adam's,  for sure.
 RandomTrivia: "Who orders a hit off Amazon?!"
BlackIsis: Too late.
 ATrophonian: 
 Irsaan: Yay it's a new day!
HaltBen2514: I voted
 ProcyonFlynn: !vote 6
   LoadingReadyRun: ok. offline for just a second
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 Too late.
 shabe_x_roc: Buh bye
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 PMAvers: And so they voted so hard it released the magic smoke from the phones.
Nenluen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sometimes I get blindsided by how long LIVE has been going on
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 Simonark: I didn’t even vote THEN on my phone
 TehAmelie: already gathering power
 Mangledpixel: RandomTrivia those who like free 2 day shipping
haberley: in a bit chat
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 too late and somehow i'm the next american idol????
 TheWooglie: @TXC2 I voted on my computer
 Jillexie:    
 definenull: and we back?
 l0gin4me: 
 RandomTrivia:  Dawn of the Second Day
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  they still make that show ?
 definenull: 
adambomb625: 
 TheWooglie: 
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 Jillexie: Sub-A-Thon Part Deux
 electra310: Whew, that was a scary seven seconds!
TeacherSeanTV:   
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 i dunno, i just watch kamen rider and super sentai
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  fair enough
Genie_M: Hm, twitch still thinks I'm from Denmark
 TheWooglie:   
Mixolydian Blues: Love the unnecessarily loud outro
 LoadingReadyRun: we still online?
Sevinon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
 Sevinon: I hear it's some sort of sub-a-thon?
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 L0rdX33n: butts?
 teddywhosabear: what a refreshing stream
seanmrwick: Morning everybody
 medmora: 
meaninglessMeg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 meaninglessMeg: 
Eramis8: It's uptime!
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 TriChronos: It begins...again!
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 maestrith: Glad I didn't use this already 
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 teddywhosabear: oh no the storm count!
 IbunWest: good morning friends
dpj2009: 
 pleonasticTautology: also yes hi good morning everyone
seanmrwick: Yall ready for coffee chat?
  TXC2: Here we GO!
haberley: hype!
 BorealMage: hello!
 pleonasticTautology: it is
 TehAmelie: g'day
 Didero: Hello!
 baltimore_667083: hi adam!
 PhoenixMelior: MorninG Adam!
 Brozard:  
Two_Hats subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
 Two_Hats: Doot
 josh___something: Hello adam!!!!
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 definenull: adam!
  TXC2: Hello Adam and James' voice
 TheWooglie: We hear you!
seanmrwick: Morning Adam and James
 pleonasticTautology: hi adam!
inconsideratehat: Oh hai
ramonaviking subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 definenull: gmorning!
haberley: Adam!
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 NonUniqueGuy: I'm right on time
 micalovits: Hello!
PhlibbertyGib subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 Charlymandias: Adam!
 ArrestedHouse: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PhlibbertyGib! (Today's storm count: 78)
 Furyfire: Moooooorning
 weekendjedi42: We good
 TriChronos: Hey! It's Adam!
 Two_Hats: Morning
 l0gin4me: hello
 IbunWest: welcome to Jank in the Morning
 AriaHibiki: hi adam and james!
dpj2009: Adam's life stories
itmightbemikey: It's not working, everything is on fire, run, RUN,. RUN!!!!
 Two_Hats:   
 Chronomagistrate: James and Adam in the Morning!
 ArcticAtlantic: hello! 
 Charlymandias: James!
Elbasunu: i think so
Woodthorn: Looks online to me
Woodthorn: It has the subathon title card
Aidan Cox: you appear to be?
Aidan Cox: ye
Merc1987: here yes, twitch maybe?
Veronica van Voorst: Hey! I see you Adam and hear James!
 ShaneLeeAtk: We're here?
 TriChronos: And James!
 jolly6100: hei adam and james
the_phantom_game_player: It's good
 Brozard: You’re looking cute, Adam
JinaMahavira:   
 forcedreject: Is this what fighting game players call Adam on Wake up?
 pleonasticTautology: oh that's a nice coffee brewer
darkcyril subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 darkcyril: Coffee time!
 Underachiever28: ready
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seanmrwick: Got some coffee myself
 TehAmelie: James and Adam in the moooorning
 fonkoncle: its the rund
 Furyfire: Planning is overrated
themercenary1987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
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krorkle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
inconsideratehat: Hell yeah, content
 pn55: Hello James and Adam! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, krorkle! (Today's storm count: 81)
 Sibwow: hes got coffee, and friend
 Didero: We're about 6 minutes off from James just punching a chunk
 BlindProphet32: Morning James and Adam
 Simonark: Step 2: Vamp a LOT
  MrPhlip: !addquote (James) [now] This morning, my friend is Adam.
  LRRbot: New quote #9047: "This morning, my friend is Adam." —James [2024-07-16]
 FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: So it's just an hour of Chilling and Chatting w/ Adam?  Sweet.
 definenull: don't worry, let's nope has prepared adam for this
MaddogM: coffee is the plan?
Redpandarama: Adam! ❤️‍🔥
dpj2009: Tall handsome bois
 Didero: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:04 AM
seanmrwick: Welcome to fun with coffee
HaltBen2514: isn’t this just another let’s nope stream
forcedreject subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
 forcedreject: Something something Wakeup Super
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 seinka: So does that mean Adam is only considered a friend one morning a week?
 pleonasticTautology: i got jack in the box for breakfast
8thKingdom: Morning! <3
boglebog: This stream is minimally haunted
Elbasunu: eyyyyy
Carrion Crow: Okay, there we go. Good morning, James, Adam, everyone in chat.
James Carey: Wow. I tuned in just in time
Yellowmaster52: good morning
  Resilient Spring: YouTube is here!
Elbasunu: < Obos_TAB but im on youtube today.
KingJimmeh: Good afternoon from the UK. Enjoy your coffee boys.
Mixolydian Blues: Good evening from Australia!
Veronica van Voorst: Good morning @8thKingdom
  TXC2: the nugget sexdecathon ?
RagingSagu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
 RagingSagu: Woo, morning James and Adam from Dublin!
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darkora subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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 NonUniqueGuy: Breakfast nuggets
 nevermore913: It was a choice
haberley: Adam, quick, mutiny!
 ShaneLeeAtk: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 FarleyF: 20 years of friendship boiled down to a single morning
 RandomTrivia: Aww, for one second I thought we were getting DJ TurnLRR already
 ArcticAtlantic: 
  TXC2: ProZD did every food from Olive Garden, how hard could it bee?
JinaMahavira: Graham got the middle of the burrito, because he had cancer
 Didero: Nope, no music
  adi_pie: Nay
 nevermore913: No
Iam_Dead: No
 BorealMage: Nope
 Darleysam: ah, I'm here in time for A Very James and Adam Morning, excellent
 PhoenixMelior: No
the_phantom_game_player: Not yet
 PsychoI3oy: negative music
 Narcuru: not yet
dpj2009: No
 Charlymandias: nope
seanmrwick: What was the bad part about doing the McDonald's breakfast
 NonUniqueGuy: No
 l0gin4me: nope
 generatrix: no music
seanmrwick: Nope
 niccus: time to pitch "nuggets of wisdom"
 red_shoes_jeff: No
MaddogM: Chair, and Adam!
 DEATHlikescats: no
Metric_Furlong: no
itmightbemikey: I hear the music of the spheres, but no Big Giants Circles
 Simonark: @seinka If dragged in at 6AM for this twice, they might cease to be friends
 Arazien: Are you playing 4'33?
dpj2009: 
 TheManaLeek: I can hear music in my heart
 generatrix: yup
 AriaHibiki: yes
  adi_pie: There we go
  QuixoticScrivener: there it is
 l0gin4me: 
 RandomTrivia: There it is
 Didero: Music!
 PhoenixMelior: Yes
haberley: there it is
 BorealMage: There it is. Loud, though
 Didero: Yeah, too loud
 RandomTrivia: Louder than you
seanmrwick: Now I can hear it
 Narcuru: little loud
 DEATHlikescats: there it is
 PhoenixMelior: Loud indeed
  TXC2: too loud indeed
  MrPhlip: Prob too loud
Veronica van Voorst: Good afternoon from the Netherlands!
Elbasunu: Is there any youtube chat integration or no?
Veronica van Voorst: No music.
Elbasunu: I hear naught
rabbitgta:  
 Charlymandias: Mawp
haberley: is that road quest?
zuuuuuuul: good morning 
 red_shoes_jeff: Hey
dpj2009: Lower by 2-4
 quton: AlienDance
 pn55: A bit loud yea
 Brozard: Cut it in half
ghyllnox: Too loud yeah
 l0gin4me: a bit loud
Redpandarama: so loud
 DahudLefthanded: Not too loud it's a bop
 altis39: Tid loud
 Didero: Still a bit loud
 ArrestedHouse: 
seanmrwick: Its a tad loud
inconsideratehat: A bit loud for chatting
 asthanius: well you're in Canada
  adi_pie: Only because they're cowards
 public_key_reveal_party: This is better
ghyllnox: Still too loud
dpj2009: Good Morning Candia
 AriaHibiki: iz okie we're in canada
 TriChronos: If they did, maybe I'd watch it
 ProcyonFlynn: maybe down another 10% -
 RandomTrivia: They probably have a soundcheck *BEFORE* going live 
 asthanius: he's not dead
 GhostValv: D:
raven131399 subscribed at Tier 1.
  adi_pie: We can fix that
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Leebo140: Al is very much alive
 Furyfire: He's alive
 itsr67: howdy
 Furyfire: And very thing
 teddywhosabear: al roker's doing commercials
 Narcuru: this is basically the same as GMA
  adi_pie: That's what necromancy is for
 Furyfire: thin
 IbunWest: GMA has a whole tech crew to be fair
 Didero: One touch quieter
 pleonasticTautology: that's good
 Narcuru: surely
seanmrwick: Perfect
 ProcyonFlynn: Good for headphones
 Simonark: Also, this is the least Road Quest image you’ve ever streamed
 Didero: I wanna hear your voices
 Irsaan: still too loud
 pleonasticTautology: also i would prefer it if gma did this
ghyllnox: Better, you could still take it down a little
 RocknGrohlNerd: meowdy everybody
  TXC2: what about Kelly Rippa ?
 Brozard: You could go quieter
 darkcyril: Roker is a nice 69 years old.
 TheOtherTrevor: what is worse? thinking someone alive is dead, or the reverse?
  adi_pie: If he had passed, would that make him Al Croaker?
 Hangedman: a bit quieter cause it'll get louder
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
ghyllnox: It's not exactly background as is
 Didero: The music is still a bit loud
 DEATHlikescats: agreed
Kyle Ladd Stobener: Audio get!
Dayton Guo: The spin doctor?
Veronica van Voorst: There's some music.
Elbasunu: a tad too loud
James Carey: a little loud
Carrion Crow: There it is. Might want to turn it down a bit.
Mixolydian Blues: Good volume
ShadowPangolin: just got here for first time, good morning, wassup
 BorealMage: It's still kinda loud, tbh
 IbunWest: i got up at 5 today
 pleonasticTautology: i got up at 5 cos my stomach was like "BREAKFAST. NOW."
ghyllnox: Actually yeah too loud
dpj2009: 
 RandomTrivia: 
seanmrwick: Too early? That's my normal wakeup time
 mercano82: is there any pong to go with the coffee?
GrassVortex: 
 darkcyril: @adi_pie if he lost his job he'd be Al Broker
MaddogM: Bedtime here in Aus
 DEATHlikescats: morning therapy
 micalovits: Wooo! Trauma dumping!
seanmrwick: Im usually up at 5 M cst with coffee
 seinka: oooh early morning therapy session
 Darleysam: chating PROUST! PROUST! PROUST!
Tplayne: Gooooood morning gamers
 Darleysam: *chanting
 NonUniqueGuy: "Why are you like this, Adam?"
  TXC2: hello Tplayne  welcome
hyperialguard: 
Eggmojii: I was 14 and did not care at all
  QuixoticScrivener: @Darleysam But only the traumatic questions!
SnowBuddy18: I was like 1
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Obos_TAB: swapped back to twitch
KingJimmeh: race car? I had Crazy Frog PTSD from that noise.
 L0rdX33n: hello
 Obos_TAB: good morning
 BigDaddyBland87: Well to Coffee (and Counseling) with James
 PhoenixMelior: Make some coffee
  adi_pie: 25 is basically a retiree.
 Simonark: Linear time is a later shift’s job
  TXC2: my "dad" walked out the week before my 13th birthday 
 LadyAiluros: good mewoning
 Obos_TAB: Your parents are divorced, Adam. Are they single?
 TheWooglie: when did you two meet?
HalcyonPrime9 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
 pleonasticTautology: i was, like, 8? and it's A Whole Thing. definitely contributes to me/us being the way i am/we are (yay being plural)
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 Darleysam: @QuixoticScrivener Proust Roulette, every one-in-six is a softball
seanmrwick: I swapped from tap tap concede nicknames to coffee chat...best morning ever
 RandomTrivia: It's because of Twitch Chat, clearly 
 bakerydragon: Yay back in time for James and Adam! Two lovely boys
 Darleysam: it's how we deflect from the sadness!
  adi_pie: If you meant tall, that's just how people are in Canada from my experience.
 public_key_reveal_party: Somewhere a psychologist just looked up and had a revelation
 PhoenixMelior: No dumping but uh, my parents were not great. 
MaddogM: day 2 is a lie?
 PipPosit: My parents divorced when I was like 30 and me and my sibling's response was "Took you long enough."
 darkcyril: Dawn of the second day.
  TXC2: !subathon
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 DEATHlikescats:   
 Simonark: My parents never divorced and have made it everyone else’s problem for the last forty years
 bakerydragon: @PhoenixMelior huge empathy to you for that
 Nigouki: that was some excellent knuckle cracks right into the mic, more please
 Brozard: every sub you thon
the_phantom_game_player: nice
 TehAmelie: my parents got married when i was 10 and there the troubles began
 altis39: My parents divorced before I was born. I was a real wrecking ball.
 electra310: 800 I'll do my part but I won't do math
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 benobi42: How's the weather in Victoria looking for the subathon? It's brutally hot this week in Edmonton
 Sibwow: adam how many divorces are you planning on for yourself by the time youre 80?
 Obos_TAB: uh oh i hear intor music
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 DEATHlikescats: 
 NorthstarTex: Good morning everyone
NotSoLuckyLydia: my parents just recently "separated" and i still dont know what that means
Nathan Hawkins: good morning! :3
  Sarah: !subathon
  Sarah: (give it a moment)
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 DEATHlikescats:     
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SnowBuddy18: it's worth
 NonUniqueGuy: Do it
 hulduloke: math%
Iam_Dead: Worth
 Sorator13: That's going to have an interesting effect on the local economy
 PhoenixMelior: I think its worth
SnowBuddy18: it's like 2/3 of a percent
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 Obos_TAB: Sporting Event Horizon
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 Narcuru: 0.66%
thekumquatking: That's a win/win baybee
 tajessa: worth, I'm either rich or I don't have to pay rent
 NonUniqueGuy: Either way, it is good.
 DEATHlikescats:   
 definenull: so now you can finally afford a 1 room apartment
 northos: win-win, right? 
 Sibwow: being in a black hole isnt my porblem
RevanentOne: it's 0.006666%
  adi_pie: On the one hand, 5 million dollars. On the other hand, I don't have to pay taxes anymore. Either way, I'm doing better.
 Sorator13: 5% richer?
 Fancy_frenchman: Just as a fun topic to ask, but not to pry behind the curtains if something is in the works, where would you two personally like to do a RoadQuest? You have to plan the trip, it is your RoadQuest to subject people to
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 Mangledpixel: if people are being sucked into a black hole, then everyone else is easily close enough to a black hole to be killed
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I either get 5 million or don't need to to worry about money either way
itmightbemikey: You die forever because shit gets relativistic when you fall into a black hole
 TehAmelie: in the worst case, you get to explore the inside of a black hole. i'll take those odds
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haberley: yeah, time will get weeeeird in a black hole
itmightbemikey: dying forever
 NonUniqueGuy: It would be nice if those jokes got old because they no longer apply.
ender4449: 420069
StressHead95: Goooooooooood morning
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 RandomTrivia: They meant that you spend forever dying, but it doesn't seem like it to you
itmightbemikey: without actually getting there
 Fanklok: Adam knows TQ
Invitare: maybe they mean that due to time dilation it takes forever to die
 definenull: 
 RandomTrivia: Your perception of time becomes relativistic along with spacetime
  TXC2: TQ is a druid not a necromancer
 Nigouki: You haven't spent a roadtrip with Paul?
 DanTheMediocre: dying forever as in you might experience your death infinitely slowly
tyrew0rm: Bontan is the necromancer
haberley: also, because light can't escape the black hole,everyone would see you start to get sucked in then just... fade away...
 Arazien: Please do not revive me from infinite density without practicing first
 Rourke9: what if other people don’t show up? your chances get worse
 DEATHlikescats: of all of LRR, who’s the Necromancer/villain?
 jchinnock: good morning!
Iam_Dead: We gotta get Adam and Paul on roadquest 2
 darkcyril: @TXC2 So Reincarnate instead of Raise Dead
DentedPockets: James is tsundere
 Sibwow: hes a curmudgeon
 ThorSokar: "No, james is just like that"
 DanTheMediocre: but who knows, not like anyone can relate how it's like to get sucked into a black hole
seanmrwick: I have yet to meet some of you lrr folks
 tajessa: which would win: a black hole or my ADHD time blindness
 canahedo: How could anyone dislike Adam?
 TehAmelie: maybe me and the other 499 spaghettificationing people will form a wonderful timeless community
 ThorSokar: can confirm James is the quiet one
 Fanklok: If you don't talk a lot why are you hosting a Talk Show
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “no, you don’t get to have imposter syndrome about your friends” - a coworker I hang out with sometimes who might hate me
 RandomTrivia: 
seanmrwick: I bet Morgan talked more than bill
 TeaBread_: How is Morgan? I miss him on videos
 pleonasticTautology: 
  TXC2: DAMN!
 Chronomagistrate: 
  adi_pie: Wow
 NovaTiempo: boo
 definenull: ADAM
GrassVortex: wow
 Sibwow: snorted
 micalovits: Wow
 Narcuru: 
 BigDaddyBland87: WOW
 Obos_TAB: I've been watching the Bear and it's ike they sampled my friend group, cring eand all
 TPRJones: jesus
 RandomTrivia: FUCK I WASN'T GOING TO TYPE THAT
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah i think bill is kinda quiet now
 Mangledpixel: woooooow
ForOhForError: jeeeeeeez
 ThorSokar: W OOOOOO W
 forcedreject: ADAM
 Q_sic: ouch
 tajessa: 
Earthenone: solid
 Sorator13: I remember Ashley talking about you hearing *everything* and knowing she can't talk about presents for you even if you're on the other- omg
TheAinMAP: 
 fragilepaper: wooow
 pn55: 
 maestrith: too soon!
 public_key_reveal_party: Wooooow
Mark_D_Stroyer: It’s my man Adam!
itmightbemikey: Yeah I have severe anxiety problems so I just kinda... let other people do the talking while i just sit there and listen and vibe.
 ATrophonian: 
inconsideratehat: WOW, but also Bill would have liked that
 DEATHlikescats: @tajessa fall into the black hole by accidentally walking into it and forgetting why you went
  TXC2: Bill would laugh at that joke
 NorthstarTex: wow, but I can see bill laughing at it
 micalovits: It was good, but also... WOW
 Sorator13: You absolutely are
Herbert_Erpaderp: Bill would make that joke about you
ForOhForError: well done but WOW
MaddogM: Fellow not getting a word in people
 RandomTrivia: Bill would 100% have laughed at that
 TPRJones: oh for sure, but it's our right to be scandalized.  
 KV1NN4: RIP Bill <XD
 ThorSokar: Bill would have 1000% laughed
 Hangedman: i used to talk nonstop but i had a friend who talked even more, so it helped me chill out
seanmrwick: Bill would have jokes about twitch chat
 BigDaddyBland87: Bill finding it funny is your only pass
 StarShock2002: 100
flyingstaplers: WOW
Bryan Roth: good morning!
solidazoriginal: Adam!
 cle0deen: No longer a fish
 caimheul: Should have asked serge for coffee recommendations 
 Obos_TAB: removed the flavor
 Nigouki: But descaling removes the flavor D:
 public_key_reveal_party: Cleaning the coffee maker? Is that legal?
  MrPhlip: Who was cooking fish in the coffee maker
 northos: as opposed to...?
 Sorator13: technically yours?
 NonUniqueGuy: It no longer has any scales in it
 brieandbacon: Oh man, two great guys on my twitch!!!
Iam_Dead: Why'd you put scales in it in the first place?
Tplayne: that is my dream. to get roasted at my funeral
 red_shoes_jeff: 100
MaddogM: Does cleaning it reduce the flavour?
Pteraspidomorphi: Gah I'm late for the most important slot of the subathon
JinaMahavira: but what about the piss mug?
 KV1NN4: no coffee for me until milk appears 8n8
TheAinMAP: Talk
seanmrwick: So Adam what was your first lrr appearance?
 Arazien: If you'd stop climbing the coffee maker, you wouldn't have to descale it
haberley: seen any good movies recently?
hyperialguard: Chug chug chug
 Sorator13: @MaddogM Not as long as you rinse the cleaner out before you make the next batch of coffee >.>
itmightbemikey: Talk about the current events, like... you know, let's not talk about current events.
Angreed66: They wildly speculate and shill products
nitrosarcastro: what's the weather today and how was traffic?
 Nigouki: oh god, now you're making me realize that it's been literally 15 years since I've tuned into morning television willingly
 TheWooglie: Statler and Waldorf
Iam_Dead: Adam, are you excited for the new street fighter characters
 Nebula662: 210 Good Morning folks
KingKool2099: I'm watching USCSB videos this morning, how about you?
 TheManaLeek: Temp. The was his middle name
 SpleenLord: Tell us about your Elden Ring experience
 FrostyKaze: @red_shoes_jeff thanks for thr gift sub!
 DEATHlikescats: yall be Wendy Williams and just riff off rumors and topics
bsudo: adam and james are the george and rick of lrr
 Simonark: They talk about weather and banter about the news. You are both better than that. Even James.
 RandomTrivia: The important distinction between a morning hangout and a morning talk show
ArtemisHuntress: good morning, friends!
 seinka: You two have been friends for a long time but how did you guys meet?
 cle0deen: Your supposed to ask Adam about his new movie coming out and for him to set up a clip
 Furyfire: 
 miniMacGuru: You have to try and sell the new book(s) you wrote. True morning show energy.
 GhostValv: maybe talk about other segments of the sub-a-thon today?
 red_shoes_jeff: @FrostyKaze 
qwertiest_mint: How was your trip to Europe? 💙💛
  TXC2: hello ArtemisHuntress  welcome
 Viewers_Like_You: Merry timezone, coffee and/or chunk crew
 BorealMage: How much does James know about the game at all?
 jarnatan: How come nobody's wearing a cap?
 TehAmelie: if you had just written a book, what could you tell us about it?
 brieandbacon:   
rabbitgta: Topic, opinions on grilled cheese with butter or mayo to crisp the bread?
 maestrith: Favorite media so far this year?
  TXC2: hello Viewers_Like_You  welcome
Nebula662 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
 Nebula662: Dang 16 months extra good morning folks
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 NorthstarTex: Dear Dr. Adam, why does my boyfriend insist that whips are great in Elden Ring?
 Harvest25: Can Adam tell  us how to get good at Magic
 TotalHell: DLC's great!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can't believe they just made Elden Ring 2 and called it an expansion
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 public_key_reveal_party: Has James played a fromsoft game before?
ArtemisHuntress: Dear Drs LRR: What flavor of honey is best?
KingKool2099: It ISN'T?
 TheWooglie: you watch Adam's streams? that's cute
 Arazien: Unpopular? My circle's doing nothing but singing its praises
 Robot_Bones: no adam you're right. its the internet who is wrong
 Sevinon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Exactly, and that's all I could have asked for
MaddogM: I have never played Elden ring
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 taco_cohen: My only Issue with the DLC is that the map could have been less confusing
 leggettor: I just beat godrick and I'm still going to buy the dlc when I beat it
 definenull: you can't say that on camerae
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doctor_spacheman: Damn Adam looking fit
 Sorator13: @rabbitgta Microwaving the sandwich to melt the cheese before you put it in the pan to "grill" is secret tech that is upsettingly effective
 ShaneLeeAtk: !quote R1
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  TXC2: unicornery  
seanmrwick: Have you played any kind of dark souls or elden ring d&d campaign?
 RandomTrivia: The fundamental FromSoft gameplay loop
Tplayne: Is james a claw gamer?
Talin06: Co-op or coaching?
 DanTheMediocre: would you be up for a wizarding build?
 mercano82: You’re forgetting the “die horribly” part.
qwertiest_mint: as a fantasy book enjoyer, Adam, do you have any thoughts on DUNE? 🏜️
 public_key_reveal_party: The bubble horn is the dumbest weapon I absolutely love
HaltBen2514: @artemishuntress it’s just objectively Manuka honey
 DanTheMediocre: or just general big sword spank & dodge
 niccus: difficult friends. friends you have to parry
 Obos_TAB: @qwertiest_mint Arrakis? The Desert Planet?!
 Robot_Bones: can't believe there's no whip buff
 Obos_TAB: Spice? AT WORK?
KingKool2099: I thought Elden Ring was considered the best discovery since oral sex?
 TehAmelie: or big shield blocks - counterstrike, that's another option
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I want King's Field 5, just a return to a nice slow-paced somber dungeon crawl
  TXC2: getting comffe
 s1ck1y: FOR FREE?
 Sorator13: Nice socks!
 brieandbacon: Tootsies!!
 pipshardfour: are either of you part of TCG day on Friday?
thekumquatking: James's dogs are BARKING
Kivipaperisakset: it's james and better-james!
 DEATHlikescats: Question: you get isekai’d into Elden Ring, but do come back from getting killed. what is your build/strategy on getting back home?
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 ClockTamer: Take Bezos's money! I took it from the Amazon Warehouse while he wasn't looking!
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 Obos_TAB: Juri's still out
qwertiest_mint: @obos_tab SHAI HULUD! 🤣
 TotalHell: Head massages vs. foot massage?
 Robot_Bones: feet are bleh we should have hooves
 Dalrint: Good morning James, Adam and chat!
 darkcyril: "Neither of us are feet people" - what in the hell did I come back from the bathroom to?
 DEATHlikescats: @totalhell ooh good question!
 Simonark: One of you is an elbow person and has been unable to find the right way to broach the topic for years.
HaltBen2514: breaking bad?
  TXC2: hello Dalrint  welcome
 Sibwow: do you have a price
 TacitusVigil: James loves Perry Mason 
 lamina5432: morning
 cle0deen: @darkcyril I caught in between the coffee grinder noises. Not sure
inconsideratehat: The weed bits
cog1to: shorwhat?
 brieandbacon: Which is the sub, which is the -a-thon?
seanmrwick: Whats your favorite place to go to for coffee when you're not at the moonbase?
 PhoenixMelior: You what now
Metric_Furlong: tingers
Trafficcone99: size 16 tingers lmao
 jarnatan: But.. you shouldn't
 jchinnock: James would you Severance yourself to avoid the wait for Severance S2?
 Sibwow: adam beast
SnowBuddy18: GGs shake my foot
 Sorator13: Oh yeah, I've seen some tingers, man
 Obos_TAB: Feet Only Fighting Game Stream
 cle0deen: Mine is
Metric_Furlong: biggest toe
 Simonark: A Thon is just a French tuna, right?
 DEATHlikescats: flip the bird with your toes
 Obos_TAB: OkiOki Foot Club
 TacitusVigil: Now I'm thinking of the Adam/Cameron hologram going "showmeyourfeet"
 TehAmelie: dare you to show your toes to the internet
 northos: it's just a genetic thing I think
 darkcyril: Adam "Tinger" Savidan
 forcedreject: I think for the full 5 days you would need around 7k subs?
Tplayne: Feet = bottom hands
  adi_pie: It meanss your second toe is longer
 RandomTrivia: 
 ClockTamer: You got ugly feet? Prove it!
 jarnatan: Tune in next time on the Foot Clan Morning Show
 Sorator13: 
 JoannaTastic: Morton's toe!
Mark_D_Stroyer: 2ub-2-2hon
 DEATHlikescats: thumb war but with feet
 PhoenixMelior: You pump blood well, 10/10
 NonUniqueGuy: It means you are going to die on August 27th, 2041
 AriaHibiki: it's prime day btw for ppl w/ amazon prime xD
 baskwalla: The can toe-nely be one
HaltBen2514: I once got told by a podiatry student that I had ‘really interesting’ feet and still don’t know how to feel about it
 cle0deen: Its weird when you say it like that!
Trebs42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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Metric_Furlong: farming?
 Sorator13: It's because you're good at what you do and also lovely people
 Viewers_Like_You: gib soul pls
 PhoenixMelior: Your life essence
 TotalHell: What am I gaining here?
 Sorator13: Not everyone can pull it off
 DanTheMediocre: successful content agriculture requires a lot of care and input
seanmrwick: Its mutual
 BorealMage: Trade offer
 DEATHlikescats: it’s very improv theater
  TXC2: it's reciprocal
 Arazien: Stardew King and Junimo Cart champ wants to farm us
thekumquatking: I'm taking y'all for all you're worth
  Sarah_Serinde: *or* you could look at it as *giving* to each other...
ghyllnox: I was going to say, what do you think we're here for
 Dalrint: We take so much. We take and we take and we take
Trafficcone99: mutual assured content
 s1ck1y: shark and remora type situation
 Obos_TAB: It's like improv. were just shouting suggestions
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait there are gift bags?
 cle0deen: NTA just weidd
 SonofThoth: Yeah, we give you our money, you give us your sanity
 TehAmelie: just warn us before crop rotation
itmightbemikey: You are a nickelodeon, but instead of nickles, we put in innane questions
 DEATHlikescats: a symbiotic relationship
 forcedreject: Adam is getting W's in oki oki
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, we can also fuck off if we want, no one is forcing us to be here
 brieandbacon: You can be both
Metric_Furlong: do you just let Alex out to graze then bring him back in for content extraction?
 Catcard: Hello Adam and James!!!
 quesog32: What is it you have gained, Mr. Freeman?
  adi_pie: A shark
 DanTheMediocre: do you pay the 4
 leggettor: Osw did a deep dive on elden ring. Also helped me get bitten
qwertiest_mint: I don’t mind! you all have been there for this broke student during hard times so keep making great content ❤️
 forcedreject: "Remora" me on mono blue in commander
 DEATHlikescats: The marine biology nerds
 Sibwow: shork
 fragilepaper: @Catcard CCAATTCCAARRDD!
 HalcyonPrime9: remora in the dark, band name?
 SonofThoth: It's a fish. Like mystic remora
Mark_D_Stroyer: @danthemediocre Viewer irrigation.
0rAnge_FrOg: Wait whatd you take can I have it back
Dandelion V: @kingkool2099 unites states chemical safety board?
KingKool2099: You know it
Tplayne: Mystic Remora enjoyers
 Catcard: @fragilepaper !!!!!
 Simonark: It’s the name of the fish, Adam.
 Cinominn: remora are them little fishies that eat off sharks
 quesog32: Fallout was really good
 L0rdX33n: shark was DC
Judders__: thats Gamora
 DEATHlikescats: shoutout to the siphonophore fiends!
 Sorator13: Oh yeah, that's a problem for me too; my brain does not process time well
Metric_Furlong: nothing's come out this year. all culture has stopped
 cle0deen: Is there tv in 2024?
 Sibwow: my adventures with superman <333
makeshiftreaper: My favorite media was Late Night With the Devil
  TXC2: I think Shogun came out last year, but if not Shugon
 lamina5432: new dr who
thekumquatking: The best media of every year is Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977)
 PMAvers: I'm just going to default to Dungeon Meshi.
  TXC2: *shogun
 fragilepaper: yes!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Above Elden Ring dlc Adam?
 PhoenixMelior: Oh my partner watches that
 Cinominn: solo leveling is great
 BorealMage: Solo Leveling was solid
 DanTheMediocre: I had a great time with Delicious in Dungeon
 tajessa: Dungeon Meshi is my new hyperfixation
 ShhIAmARealCat: Solo leveling was Phenomenal
AquilianNights: !subathon
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Pteraspidomorphi: It's very straightforward
itmightbemikey: This year is slim for TV and Movies because we're still dealing with the lag caused by the Writer's and Actors Guild strikes
 mweepigeon: trope heavy is accurate
 Dalrint: The season felt like it ended on not a season end though?
KingKool2099: Those videos are fun
KingKool2099: well, not FUN fun, but fascinating
 L0rdX33n: cliche?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Music was great as well
 forcedreject: Dungeon flippers even though it only has 1 episode right now
 lamina5432: waiting for season 2
 TehAmelie: i started watching Hacks. amazing show
 MehallD: My top media this year is Frieren
 DEATHlikescats: Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon fans unite!
Archermaster24: that show looked great, for sure. very good animation
 Spooky_Noises: kaiju no 8 was really good, along the same lines
  adi_pie: Did they find either the Tower or God?
 awildshen: Freiren ended this year and t hat show was a BANGER
 Verrain2: Senshi!
Riandisa: If you like Solo Leveling, just wait for Omniscient Reader
 DanTheMediocre: oh yeah Frieren too
 Obos_TAB: Shogun was incredible
 TheWooglie: Furiosa so far for films
 PhoenixMelior: I love that beej made adam into an anime fan.
 Robot_Bones: Laios Its  time to cook
 mweepigeon: dunmeshi 
 tajessa: @DEATHlikescats high five
 fragilepaper: @Spooky_Noises Kaiju was also so good
 DEATHlikescats: Freiren is gorgeous
 HiCallMeRusty: shouting out season 6 of game changer, super good
 Matrim528: I really enjoyed Shogun, myself.
JinaMahavira: Arcane Season 2 in Nov 
 PMAvers: Beej kicks in the door
Pteraspidomorphi: Riandisa: There's an anime coming?
  Defrost: Adam is turning into a weeb! How long until Adam's anime seasonly recaps??
 GhostValv: dunmeshi 
Metric_Furlong: some of it's good
drawnbinary: My dentist's girlfriend told her to recommend me some animes while she was cleaning my teeth
 Sevinon: Rewatching Haruhiu Suzumiya atm
 Sorator13: @HiCallMeRusty yesss
 pleonasticTautology: my favorite piece of media comes out on friday cos my favorite band is dropping a new album
 DEATHlikescats: @tajessa high five!
Dandelion V: i investigated one of those. The Methyl Mercaptan release.
solidazoriginal: Demon Slayer?
JJ Sandee: Shogun is really good.
 public_key_reveal_party: Beej just coolaid man's through the wall
 leggettor: A weeb
 jarnatan: Fitting that Road Quest music plays in the background as Adam discusses anime he's watching. The embeejening was successful
makeshiftreaper: @Sevinon How endless is that eight?
 nevermore913: First season of hasbin hotel was this year
 cle0deen: Is that why I hear Roadquest music? Cause were reflecting on Adams weeb journey?
 DaimyoAmerica: It's so good
drawnbinary: Dungeon Meshi is great
 tajessa: it's so good Adam
 forcedreject: @Defrost Beej already christened Adam during Road Quest
 Obos_TAB: I think a lot of anime pacing has been terrible
 DanTheMediocre: and I've heard that that new deer one has the kind of absurd humour I could enjoy so giving that a shot
 jackulhaups: is there a very slightly delay between audio and video or is it  just me?
 HalcyonPrime9: dunmeshi is so good
 DaimyoAmerica: But it takes some wild turns
 TacitusVigil: Star Trek Prodigy was crazy good.
thejadedthief: Loved Shogun and Dungeon Meshi
 micalovits: Frieren is an easy recommend
 Gekyouryuu: I also really enjoyed Solo Leveling. it's apparently based on a Korean webcomic that's already finished and has a sequel, apparently?
Riandisa: @Pteraspidomorphi Yes, it was just officially announced at Anime Expo last weekend
 Sevinon: @makeshiftreaper ... May have skipped to the last episode of it. Also, may have been scarred enough to instantly recognize the first episode
 RandomTrivia: Some anime becomes "not" after 3 seconds
 TriChronos: There is SO MUCH of it now, there's guaranteed to be a few out there for anyone
SnowBuddy18: I don't watch much anime, but Dungeon Meshi is great
 DEATHlikescats: sometimes you just gotta take a break
 Viewers_Like_You: The "can you show this to your parents" unpredictability is very real
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah, thats japan for you
Pteraspidomorphi: One out of ten shows are good, but that's still plenty of shows
 DahudLefthanded: Anime tend to have a really sharp falloff
 Dalrint: I cannot recommend Frieren: Beyond Journey's End enough. Best anime I've watched in years.
 FrostyKaze: I read the manga for Dungeon Meshi and it's fantastic
 Wolfstrike_NL: Did you get to watch Frieren, Adam?
 Sorator13: @jackulhaups I've gotten that some lately; refreshing usually fixes it in my experience
 raulghoulia: Opinions on chainsaw man
 HavenDragon: Dungeon Meshi is my favorite anime *ever*
 Brozard: Delicious in Dungeon is great
drawnbinary: The women are not sexualized in Dungeon Meshi lmao
thekumquatking: There's so much of EVERYTHING out there.
KingKool2099: EVERYTHING's good until it's not
  Colin: absolutely agree with that Adam
qwertiest_mint: HOTD? 🐉
Mark_D_Stroyer: I’ve continued to bounce off every anime I’ve tried except for FMA:B
 DandyGeek: I’m still waiting for you to watch Deadloch, James
 jackulhaups: @Sorator13 thank you! 
Pteraspidomorphi: Riandisa: That's great news! Definitely more interested in that one
 FrostyKaze: Frieren is awesome too!
 Robot_Bones: Dunmeshi def is not one of those fanservice show
 Brozard: Frerien is also good fantasy
itmightbemikey: Yeah I'm Ace and sometimes the oversexualization in anime and TV shows just... push me away.
 DanTheMediocre: yeah dungeon meshi really does not have the standard anime issues
 Obos_TAB: I kinda miss cowboy bebop esque contained eps
 DEATHlikescats: @drawnbinary it is so REFRESHING
  Defrost: So much TV and only like half of it is disney just running properties into a content mill...
 Mangledpixel: there are a lot of squicky tropes that seem embedded in anime culture
RevanentOne: like 90% of animes set in our world take place in a High School for no reason
 mweepigeon: dungeon meshi is really good, absolutely incredible worldbuilding and avoids a lot of those oversexualization tropes common in anime
 tajessa: seconding Deadloch recommendation! They are making a second season!
 Woogachaka: have you read berserk adam?
 TriChronos: It also needs consequences, right?
 PhoenixMelior: So, game of thrones
SnowBuddy18: have you watched Andor, Adam?
 Aitsu111: Adam have you seen Zom 100
petey_vonwho: About the only new media I watched this year is Fallout
 draxov: There's a good looking upcoming anime about QA testers in a game 
 pleonasticTautology: the new VW is SO GOOD
 lamina5432: chainsaw man should keep that up for you
thekumquatking: New VW is indeed good!
Keneth Rodriguez: you're describing mushoku tensei (jobless reincarnation)
Quinn Shannon: chainsawman absolutely keeps that vibe
 DandyGeek: Andor fuckin’ rules
 forcedreject: Overlord kind of has that moral grayness at times
 Dalrint: Is "I enjoy bad things happening to my favorite characters" masochism or sadism?
 Makoforte: I think the sexualization is a thing that comes back and forth, but it's also not like... exclusive to Japan or Anime either, it's just a lot of places are on the prudish turn.
 TheWooglie: Acolyte
 FrostyKaze: Acoylte
 jarnatan: Acolyte
 Narcuru: the acolyte
 baskwalla: The Acolyte
 DEATHlikescats: acolyte
 Brozard: I’m halfway through Andor now
 Narcuru: ends today
 Korolan: Chainsawman is 100% that vibe
 public_key_reveal_party: @dalrint yes
 DanTheMediocre: acolyte is the new one
 TotalHell: Last episode drops today
 darkcyril: Last episode airs tonight.
 TheWooglie: Final tomorrow/today
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Andor is the best Star Wars content since the 2004 Clone Wars cartoon
myknorman: I thought the new Lego star wars was a new game, but i guess its a tv series! looks interesting
patrick_stonecrusher: Unfortunately most anime is aimed at horny 12 to 20 year olds cause thats where the money is 
 pleonasticTautology: there's so much great music coming out this year
 jarnatan: I like Andor and/or The Acolyte
 Korolan: Do not get attached to any characters. They are all scumbags, but in an almost likable way
 baskwalla: I'm enjoying Acolyte
ForOhForError: Andor is maybe the best Star Wars full stop
HaltBen2514: how is acolyte? I haven’t yet watched it
 NonUniqueGuy: I liked the Acolyte.
 DandyGeek: Andor is legitimately incredible on its own, you do not have to care about Star Wars to appreciate it
butt_ghost: andor got crazy when alf showed up as a series lead
 Obos_TAB: acolyte is ok
 quesog32: Undergrads!
 DEATHlikescats: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa agreed. similar vibe too.
qwertiest_mint: DUNE is proto Star Wars 🤣
 ATrophonian: Ooooh, Undergrads can't have aged well.
RevanentOne: @patrick_stonecrusher as a former 12-20 year old I can say they absolutely do not have money
 TheManaLeek: Undergrads was so good, does not hit the same now
 Hansk_and_Boo: The Acolyte is pretty great,
KingKool2099: Acolyte
KingKool2099: It's meant to be not that good
KingKool2099: But who knows
Keneth Rodriguez: hello chat from Spain btw
KingKool2099: ROFL
Tplayne: Project 77 or bust for Starwars
  Defrost: Acolyte is star wars through the cw...
 Obos_TAB: i'm on The Bear. Incredible show
 Korolan: Chainsawman does have some horny parts though, so just be aware of it.
thekumquatking: My AOTY so far is the latest Mdou Moctar
 quesog32: OG Clone High holds up pretty good
 hesterbyrde: These days I have a rule that I don't watch any TV until it's finished. I got burned by SHIELD, Firefly, and such either getting canceled or never knowing when they're ending so they can't be coherent.
 pipshardfour: are either of you taking part in TCG day on Friday?
 pleonasticTautology: new VW, new Los Campesinos!, new johnny foreigner, new illuminati hotties, new IDWhow...
 Harvest25: Reboot
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I straight up don't like Star Wars and really enjoyed Andor
 Makoforte: wh-
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 draxov: 72 months (6 years) on the subaversary!
qwertiest_mint: somebody say Clone Wars?
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momalyd: Damn it how long have they been back?
 TacitusVigil: Did somebody say Beast Wars?
 PhoenixMelior: Lorcana, whoo!
 forcedreject: The DCAU was during the 2000s so there's that
 pipshardfour: what about SWU??
 DaimyoAmerica: Is anyone going to play some Flesh and Blood on TCG day?
SnowBuddy18: time to watch Metalocaypse instead
 hiFunko: The correct answer would have been Star Wars
 DEATHlikescats: @hesterbyrde valid AF
 L0rdX33n: I still use that clip explaining Risk in 4 sentences from time to time
 Q_sic: TCG day could have the Mine O' Clock crew play  the Hermitcraft TCG
 kid_flashionable: Good morning!
Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah The Bear is like living through PTSD, I don’t know why I love it
myknorman: James have you heard of anyone doing a Lorcana Commander variant? I'm sure it could work . . .
KingKool2099: Undergrads was legit
 jarnatan: Glad to hear LRR is going to do something with Magic. It's about time 
KingKool2099: I wonder what we'll think of our current shows in twenty years
 DanTheMediocre: two great houses, equal in stature, opposed to each other
  TXC2: hello kid_flashionable  welcome
 TheManaLeek: I need to play Star Wars Unlimited so bad
  Defrost: Wheeler teaches the crew Mahjong??
Julian_Rogue: good morning chat. good morning LRR
 TheGeneralThomas: The MonTaGues and the Card-pull-ets (I hate myself)
 DEATHlikescats: @mark_d_stroyer catharsis?
 Obos_TAB: I know we have OkiOki Tournament this week, but if you could throw a big stupid fighting game at the rest of LRR what would it be
 TacitusVigil: You can have a star war if you behave.
 Fanklok: Wheeler doesn't even know how to play mahjong
Grumpingtoon: That’s the thing about stuff that’s 10-20 years old. It’s recent enough that it feels cringe, old enough that we’re progressed as a society, but not SO old that you can go “It was a different time”
HaltBen2514: is wheeler participating at all this week?
  TXC2: hello Julian_Rogue  welcome
 RandomTrivia: @Defrost What, so they can tilt him even further? 
 Obos_TAB: Unlimited is very good.
thekumquatking: As someone who works at an LGS, that sounds about right for Star Wars: Unlimited.
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 PMAvers: Set 2's got some *really* good mechanics in it, with the Smuggle and Bounty mechanics.
 hiFunko: I'll force James to play in December when I get there
 forcedreject: Is the Oki Oki tournament SF5?
 protojman: the pacing is so different
 forcedreject: *SF6
tyrew0rm: Is everything still kicker?
 maestrith: Do any TCG work together that maybe shouldn't?
Mark_D_Stroyer: @deathlikescats I don’t know if catharsis normally involves being so stressed out?
Adam Steel: Hey! How long has the subathon been going on? Didn’t even realise it had started :(
  Sarah: Around 18 hours
 BorealMage: SW:U is really interestingly designed. It doesn't feel like Flesh and Blood to me when playing.
 hiFunko: It's much less complicated than Flesh and Blood
 Obos_TAB: Flesh and Blood has  bigger combat phase
SKRYMr: No, you have turns in Flesh and Blood
 Viewers_Like_You: But where do the horsemanship units go?
 DanTheMediocre: I think it was similar to One Piece TCG?
 lordofkatz: It's more like Legends of Runeterra (the League card game)
 PMAvers: I'd say the passing alternate actions is closer to Runeterra, for things Adam has played.
 nevermore913: Sounds cool
itmightbemikey: What about the new Neopets CCG?
 hiFunko: SWU is alternating actions, so you get chances to interrupt your opponent's combos and there's more lines/mind games
 DanTheMediocre: yeah runeterra comes closer
SnowBuddy18: isn't that just the Space Beleren mechanic?
 DEATHlikescats: @mark_d_stroyerooh good point lol
 cle0deen: What kind of coffee are you drinking this morning?
 Spooky_Noises: Theres a new game comming out later this year caled Altered that feels very simmilar to SW:U im very excited for
SKRYMr: Had you ever played Star Wars Destiny before?
hips_dont_lijah: yeah buy who's playing Yugioh on tcg day? /s
  Sarah: But there's most of a week left to go if enough subs come in :)
  Sarah: They started yesterday at noon PDT
Adam Steel: Thanks Sarah. That explains a lot, I wasn’t awake!
  Sarah: Haha understandable
KingKool2099: I don't know if they're watching the Youtube chat
KingKool2099: We can say anything we want
  Sarah: I believe they still can't see this chat
KingKool2099: Super Pac Man counts as a kaiju!
 quesog32: What's this background music? I like it.
 darkcyril: It's why I never understand the OSR movement in TTRPGs - we've learned so much about game design since D&D first came out.
  TXC2: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 DaimyoAmerica: You should play Flesh and Blood. Reminds me of a better time in MTG
KingKool2099: They are talking MAD SHIT in the Youtube chat
 commentarywife: boo I had a work call start just as this was starting (4pm here), so I had to mute and I've missed what we're talking about
myknorman: Adam you'd like this, I threw together my Baldur's Gate chaff and added some other rares and such that I like.  Giving everyone a free arcane signet with their draft pool
 quesog32: @TXC2 Thanks!
 DanTheMediocre: bgm is a remix of one of the Big Giant Circles songs
Tplayne: what day is okioki event?
Metric_Furlong: Legend of the Five Rings is probably the oldest alternate activations card-fighting game, iirc
 BorealMage: Friends and I have been playing a *ton* of Villainous recently
  TXC2: !events
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 DanTheMediocre: I think plop the punk remix of rose in a field?
 DanTheMediocre: but dont call me on that
 forcedreject: What game is it?
  Colin: also don't say anything you want, mods are still here
stillgood7: Is the music quite loud for anyone as well?
  Sarah: When there's someone on tech, like Paul, they can see this chat. And sometimes Graham checks in.
  Colin: @KingKool2099 that's... uhhhh
  Sarah: And your memberships should show up in the sub thanks at the end of the stream, but wont' count to the subathon
Tplayne: oh sick, i think I can play then
 Welbog: Good morning!
Metric_Furlong: we can't see the youtube chat, ergo it doesn't exist 
 Weagle: Good for them 
  TXC2: hello Welbog  welcome
Eggmojii: I would never
 Welbog: Is this a very Adam and James Christmas?
 commentarywife: we talking collectible cardboard?
the_phantom_game_player: I wouldnt
 forcedreject: Ah, I am a simple Tekken 8 player, have fun peeps
SnowBuddy18: that's because you're amazing, Adam, bound to get some haters
 jarnatan: If a tree talks smack about you and there's nobody around, do you still tilt?
  TXC2: wellity wellity wellity
 Viewers_Like_You: I hear the youtube chatters are charming and delightful, gottem
 Woogachaka: Oki Oki fight club is such cool show to see spool up. I've never had the guts to get into fighting games, but I'm glad to see folks learn and have fun doing it
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 muondecay: Happy Coffee to you!
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 PMAvers: I always hoped that there could be a stream like ITYC? but where they played and focused on playing a paper card game for a month or two. Sorta like the AF40K league.
HaltBen2514: 6 holes in the ground
Leebo140: What's the brew this morning?
 cle0deen: Coffee cheers
doctor_spacheman: When are you guys doing a friday nights with Good Games Morley?
  mtvcdm: Morning
KingKool2099: ROFL
  Sarah: pfft hi James
  Colin: is it a tech issue that means they can't show the YouTube chat to the streamers? I am curious
Darius Drake: mad shit about nothing.
  Sarah: I think it was complicated to make a way of showing both at once to the room, and they haven't sorted it out yet
  Colin: like is it a YouTube being weird thing?
  Sarah: I don't think so
  TXC2: hello mtvcdm
 hiFunko: I only play fighting games by putting my coin on top of the arcade console so I know where my place is in the line
 Viewers_Like_You: At the same time?
 brieandbacon: James, did you ever get your Ember mug?
 TheWooglie: people were saying nice things about you earlier Adam, there was the gvlog to the Rumble and Pax South
 northos: play fighting games at the gym, got it
 Bassios: I love playing Street Fighter, I'm terrible at it
HeartwoodMtG: fighting games are Big "type 2" fun
drawnbinary: i know my place (being terrible but irritating at smash bros)
 pleonasticTautology: i've been slowly learning ggst but it's a bit awkward for my thumbs lmao
 definenull: hit the gym, hit the buttons
Programmerman1: The only fighting game I ever "got into" was Smash Bros. Never "got" the Street Fighter-style ones
 Woogachaka: Do both at the same time! Play Rumble!
 DandyGeek: Adam’s a modern day Charles Schulz here
 Two_Hats: As Adam has talked about doing a cosplay, does James have a character he would cosplay?
the_phantom_game_player: Are you happy about the Marvel vs Capcom Collection?
 HiCallMeRusty: my goal is to get a better internet connection and then play fighting games
myknorman: Adam I've been on the ice three times a week after I moved to Ottawa. Most fit I've felt in years!
 ArrestedHouse: The Brain Destroyer
itmightbemikey: On Fighting games, any picks for EVO, or things you want to hear announced there?
 forcedreject: "Can the batter hit this mix?"
Metric_Furlong: these comparisons are just making fighting games wound less appealing 
 DandyGeek: (Schulz wanted all kids to play sports to learn *how to learn*, since you have to fail to improve)
Metric_Furlong: *sound
  QuixoticScrivener: Peanuts artist
KingKool2099: Creator of Peanuts
 Obos_TAB: Pick a top tiers(basketball player)
 Jennie_Fuchsia: ask Kathleen
JDMan94: God I love NL, love that he's kinda been popping off lately
 pleonasticTautology: peanuts/charlie brown
 hiFunko: Nature invented the peanut James
Sandboxgamer27: hit ‘em with the brain destroyer
 jarnatan: Jimmy Carter invented the peanut
KingKool2099: Yeah, he was George Washington Carver's protege
Mark_D_Stroyer: @hicallmerusty You normally don’t need amazing internet, just figure out how to plug in Ethernet while you’re playing
  mtvcdm: I kinda want to see that baseball fighting game video now
KingKool2099: He helped make peanuts
 IbunWest: charles brown never learned how to kick a football
KingKool2099: the food peanuts, not the comic
Metric_Furlong: you can fail at so many things besides sports, if you're not basic 
 nevermore913: That does sound like golf
 DandyGeek: gotta put beej on the CPS3 Jojo’s Venture fighter
Tplayne: bison punch SO hard
 forcedreject: Technically the tournament is right before EVO
  Colin: I mean The Gym and Soulslikes are also the same xD
  Colin: gym is sweaty dark souls
Adam Steel: Checks out, the gym is a place for pain and suffering in an effort to git gud
  TXC2: yes, yes it is Adam
Programmerman1: Sports are fun because sometimes you fail even when you play "perfectly"
doctor_spacheman: In a meta-analysis of clinical trials powerlifting was the most effective anti-depressant
SnowBuddy18: people want the things they like to be good and the things they don't like to be bad, it's simple
 cle0deen: "We have what they'll never have..." "Enough."
petey_vonwho: I used to love playing Tekken at the arcade during my breaks at work back in the early 2000s
tinysuze2342: Afternoon from the UK, hope everyone is doing well, love to lrr folk, the mods and chat
 quesog32: Nah, that was George Washington Carver
  TXC2: he farmed them at least
 Welbog: Al Gore invented inventing peanuts.
  TXC2: hello tinysuze2342  welcome
 pleonasticTautology: @quesog32 say what
  QuixoticScrivener: George Washington Carver waiting for Jimmy Carter to invent peanuts...
 IbunWest: there is a lot in the world to be unsatisfied by but you gotta find the happiness where you can
 cle0deen: @quesog32 my thought exactly
KingKool2099: @QuixoticScrivener ROFL
 quesog32: Say whaaaaat
Mark_D_Stroyer: Adam got me into fighting games in his SFV Mika era, it was absolutely the correct choice to just start playing
 Welbog: Golf Lore
KingKool2099: There used to be GOLF TV and there was so much technique
 Sorator13: One of the reasons it's so important to learn how to fail is because so many things require failing to improve, yknow?
 quesog32: For supper, I want a party platter
 Sorator13: like it's important because it's ubiquitous
 Jillexie: What watch do you have on, James?
 Obos_TAB: Watching influencers get kids into chess was WILD.
tyrew0rm: James, who's winning the Open this weekend then?
MrPandaaaGaming: Chess is interesting. Idk what to tell ya
SnowBuddy18: getting out there and hitting some balls
Masslost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
 Masslost: I’m doing my part
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 Verrain2: I drink Arnold Palmer's. That's like golfing.
 TacitusVigil: Golf is a good walk ruined.
 raulghoulia: Afk chess when?
seanmrwick: To Adam and James, what is your "breakfast of champions"
Metric_Furlong: Golf is unironically an environmental disaster
 jarnatan: I feel like all golf shorts are comedy golf shorts if your legs are funny-looking enough
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myknorman: I am terrible at Golf, but I like spending the time on the course with pals.  I also use Golf (with beanbags and buckets) to teach integers to my Grade 7s
  mtvcdm: Failing at sports is normal. In most competitive settings it's zero sum. One must win, one must lose. You just dust yourself off and try again.
Meltalar: mernin
Bionull: That doesn't sound like a good thing
ender4449: To be fair, the Youtube chat moves significantly slower (less people) than the Twitch chat so keeping up with both when just keeping up with Twitch is difficult.
 DEATHlikescats: chasing dopamine
  TXC2: mericlese  
 jarnatan: One cool thing? In this economy?
 cle0deen: None of this make me want to play golf
seanmrwick: That literally sounds like a channel on YouTube called Bob does sports, which is a lot of golf content
 Mathonwy: How does that feel? My brain doesn't make dopamine right.
 taco_cohen: Good fighting game for a beginner? Tekken? SF?
ItsThugDimmadome: *SPDs* "I'm just like Itazan!"
 richard_ermen: feet?
 commentarywife: Feet?
  TXC2: !subathon
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 Obos_TAB: I changed my air-toair against bridget and suddenly i was winning and I was so happy. fighting games are something so great
 Welbog: wat
the_phantom_game_player: Whose feet?
 cle0deen: Unsubscribe
Programmerman1: Golf is wonderful. But I enjoy it a lot more as an "old person" who has learned some patience with myself
 Sorator13: mefetso
 richard_ermen: Show feet.
 IbunWest: 
 Jillexie: Can we take back subscriptions? 
  mtvcdm: Speaking of golf... How goes the scorecard?
 piggyback101: Are you gonna be watching any of The Open this week James?
 0x6772: Um, can I retract my subscription? (Re: feet)
 DanTheMediocre: can I subscribe against feet?
 LordZarano: Surely that's against TOS?
 jchinnock: Fill Studio C with Feet
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 pleonasticTautology: honestly what i love about fighting games is finding the character that clicks with my brain
 Gwentian: @mericlese  Man what a welcome, i just show up and this is what i get    ill try to be more active despite the timezone restricitons ^^
Metric_Furlong: @0x6772 no take-backs
pyrock_mania: Golf is something that my dad and I bonded over (and something he bonded with his dad over), even though I was never very good at the long game.  My short game was fire once I got on the green though.
doctor_spacheman: Just Eddy it up!
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 Arazien: DNF Duel is my crack
seanmrwick: I grew up playing tekken
 KV1NN4: maybe if it was for peets..
 definenull: sf6 is very 'legible' from personal experience
 pleonasticTautology: and it's just *so* much dopamine to be like, "oh, *this* character makes my brain work*
 mercano82: Smash Bros has an easier learning curve, in that it's the same button combos for all charachters
seanmrwick: Whats your favorite tekken game?
 accountmadeforants: Strive and GBVS will let you do cooler things even more easily
 wasterweiss: how are you awake at this time
 nevermore913: If I wanted to play a story first which is better?
Mark_D_Stroyer: I played Tekken 3 in a standup arcade recently, and…yeah, game’s sick, I get it
 jarnatan: I once took one round of Tekken against a random Japanese player in an arcade in Tokyo and retired champion
 Obos_TAB: @definenull yeah legible is a good term for it
 Woogachaka: I've been trying to learn Rivals of Aether in anticipation of Rivals 2, but just don't have the hutzpah to actually hop online outside of friendlies
 0x6772: @Metric_Furlong Maybe I can redirect them to Bezos? It was his money…
 NovaTiempo: Roadquest music is absolutly aweosme
 KV1NN4: Tekken 3 used to be my jam
 cle0deen: @pleonastictautology thats me for any game with character pleyers
 gama41: Eddy mashing 3 ye
  adi_pie: Once the weather stops melting me, I do need to make time to be bad (and eventually better) at Guilty Gear
Redpandarama: Any thoughts on Super Smash bros Adam?
 bondeulv: Eddy on Tekken 3
 muihtils: @mericlese Thanks!!
 jackulhaups: thats one hell of a coffee pot you lads got there
doctor_spacheman: Tekkan has the best post game videos
 ThorSokar: You mean Dive Kick?
 cle0deen: @novatiempo i use it in my music classes
 pleonasticTautology: @cle0deen tbh that's also us with ffxiv; dragoon sits well in our brain the way no other class in ffxiv does lmao
drawnbinary: i play down+B on smash with kirby until kirby gets banned (and then they regret that when pikachu is worse)
 PharaohBender27: Morning!
 Obos_TAB: @ThorSokar I love Dice Kick.
 DanTheMediocre: I love watching SC
 bondeulv: still watch lol?
 Obos_TAB: Select your GEM
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  welcome
Leebo140: Valorant is really cool to watch
 ArrestedHouse: That's me with EVO tbf
seanmrwick: I sometimes watch the world series of poker if that counts
 Pinwiz11: tbf, Worlds was great last year
 definenull: thats me with dota 2 and TI
 RandomTrivia: Morning PharaohBender27
 wasterweiss: hot take: for honor was the most fun i had with a fighting game
doctor_spacheman: The 4 hour documentary about the original pros of Meele on youtube is great
 bondeulv: overwatch league was fun
 Obos_TAB: we loaded up HotS again this week and did a 5v5 it was GREAT
 Tinsomaxed: ;-; i miss spectator mode
 Woogachaka: excited for the new league fighting game?
tyrew0rm: I miss peak Starcraft 2 Esports
Scarbble: morning james, morning adam
Mark_D_Stroyer: Valorant is the definition of a game that’s interesting to watch and I hate to play.
 DanTheMediocre: Katovice is a great event in general
HaltBen2514: I was randomly watching Aussie TF2 the other day
  TXC2: hello Scarbble  welcome
ItsThugDimmadome: Are there overnight watch alongs for this run like last year?
 Masslost: I miss soul calibur cause that game was a vibe
Cptasparagus: I just hit masters in TFT and I love it but I can't stand watching it.
qwertiest_mint: next place to go in Europe?
 DanTheMediocre: awesome Starcraft plays too
  mtvcdm: It's always fascinating in any sport or competitive venture to see how much difference there is between casual play and top-level elite stuff.
Leebo140: @bondeulv I used to watch on Disney XD, rip to the greatest money burning
  RayFK: Morning chunguses
drawnbinary: is valorant a shooty-shoot
JinaMahavira: Katovice is...Poland, right?
  TXC2: hello RayFK
seanmrwick: I think csgo is very interesting to play and watch
 ClockTamer: I miss Overwatch 1's esports scene
Metric_Furlong: @drawnbinary yes
 Sorator13: morning RayFK
Scarbble: morning rayfk
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 wasterweiss: chungussys
 Rourke9: chungi
 ArrestedHouse: chungii
 DahudLefthanded: Adam: in your opinion, what features define fighting games as a genre?
 DanTheMediocre: poland yeah
 hiFunko: I believe the correct word is chungusii
 RandomTrivia: D'awwww
  TXC2: chungodes
 Brozard: If folks haven’t seen it, Adam did a GDC talk on FGC and Wrestling commentary. Don’t have a link handy, it’s on their archive page, it’s real good.
 MehallD: chungeese
 cle0deen: Awww
 Dalrint: I'm half-listening while working and valorant sounds close enough to my username it keeps throwing me off
 pleonasticTautology: adorable
 jarnatan: Considering how many hours I have on Counter-Strike I am embarrassingly bad at it
 Austere_Squire: i'ma be honest, i kinda thought Katovice was a name Adam made up
 constablecrab: I’ll watch anything if it has good sports commentators.
CocoaMix86: Heyo you wonderful people!
 bondeulv: Overwatch Apex seasons were so good
 Rourke9: @Brozard I'll have to check that out!!
  RayFK: It's Bungus and Smungus. Big Chungus and Small Chungus
Scar_Red_Tiger: Outplayed
KamalPJ: so sweet lil lads
 DEATHlikescats: Counterstrike hits closer to chess, where everything is solved and known and it’s about reading your opponent’s strategy
  RayFK: It's from love
Mark_D_Stroyer: I unironically play Overwatch 2 a decent amount. tbf I completely missed 1 so I have no point of comparison.
 Hawkwreak: @Brozard Wait for real? Adam did GDC? This I gotta see!
  TXC2: hello CocoaMix86  welcome
 jchinnock: CS is the closest to “normal” sports cause it hasn’t changed much. games update and change too much for true longevity to take hold
 RandomTrivia: Jordan would never be mean to you https://i.imgur.com/5uG53kU.gif
 Austere_Squire: i thought you were just saying a thing!
 DanTheMediocre: Katovice and Dreamhack(?) tournament have been some of the biggest EU stages iirc
 DEATHlikescats: @jchinnock exactly!
  RayFK: James, how dare you
  Defrost: James thoughs on the current mcu?
 Underachiever28: Death Stranding. a chill game where you just deliver packages
 DanTheMediocre: poland  and sweden respectively
  Colin: chungii
  Colin: the correct multiple is chungii
 Rourke9: There was a fantastic GDC talk by Alex Jaffe this year that talked a lot about the psychology of being a fighting game player and how mechanics support that.
 raulghoulia: Is Marvel Rivals out yet?
 hiFunko: I've been really enjoying PvE tarkov, it's incredibly easy and stupid
 Fistacles: CS is also just super simple concept with no filler or compelxity
  adi_pie: Look, as a European, most places here sound like we spilled the alphabet soup onto the map. Even as someone that can read that soup.
KamalPJ: Overwatch community is among the worst i've experienced tbh
 lamina5432: smite two is coming out
myknorman: OW esports champs were always on during midterms and finals for me, so it was easy to procrastinate studying
itmightbemikey: Learn to speedrun Power Wash Simulator
myknorman: not that I enjoyed watching
 Q_sic: and it's only $250
seanmrwick: I'll play overwatch once in a while but.....I need to get back into playing magic arena or learn mtgo
 GhostValv: time for fear and hunger 
CocoaMix86: what kind of coffee are you drinking?
 Rourke9: unfortunately I dont think its free, but I keep meaning to host a watch party of it in seabats discord
Cptasparagus: New TFT soon
ghyllnox: I wouldn't get into Tarkov at this point
KidAmn: Marvel Snap was fun, but damn expensive to keep up with
 Masslost: grim dawn is getting a expansion Adam
Mark_D_Stroyer: My absolute favorite game of the past few years was The Cycle, and they killed it, and it was brutal and I’m still sad.
 accountmadeforants: isnt the pve like a hundred bucks?
 brainbosh: PVE Tarkov is much more forgiving lol
 bondeulv: @KamalPJ that's every community after they stopped having dedicated servers
  RayFK: I keep wanting to get back into DOTA
JinaMahavira: League Vampire Survivors this week 
Earthenone: snap was fun, but i randomly lost my account and dident feel like startign over
 darkcyril: @Masslost Have they announced a date for that yet?
Eggmojii: It's a good Finnish game
ItsThugDimmadome: It's reallllllly phallic
 public_key_reveal_party: It's wild
  adi_pie: Funger is A Time
 Woogachaka: Age of Wonders 4 is neat, kinda like playing civ but magic
 DEATHlikescats: I hear it’s akin to Made in Abyss
 Arazien: Imagine a JRPG hated you
 Fanklok: How big are we talking?
doctor_spacheman: Its like Beserk mixed with Chrono Trigger
 wasterweiss: why is there no new powerstone
 jarnatan: Tarkov is wild. You spend an hour on sneaking around and managing your inventory and then somebody shoots you from somewhere you can't see and you start over again
squ3e: scorn?
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 bondeulv: removing dedicated servers killed the longevity of so many games
 GhostValv: there is the pinecone mod
ForOhForError: okay you *can* patch out the dicks
ItsThugDimmadome: THere IS a streamer edition on steam I think
Eggmojii: Torille
Mark_D_Stroyer: Adam, it’s starting to sound like we need to get your barber on a podcast.
 DEATHlikescats: @doctor_spacheman yes! that!
 Hawkwreak: Does anyone have a link to Adams GDC Talk? I am really damn fascinated now.
 Masslost: @darkcyril I don’t think so but the might have
Iam_Dead: Its berserk, but more fucked up
 Fanklok: Dar kCloud 2 Adam
ItsThugDimmadome: Yakuza would never hate me.
TherapyforNarwhals: I got the similar “feel badass after 30 minutes of frustration” feeling from Celeste.
renaissance_rat: gm! is there a way to see what is planned for the day of streaming?
 Brozard: @hawkwreak https://gdcvault.com/play/1025864/Esports-Day-Storytelling-in-Esports
 L0rdX33n: Is that the barber equivalent of “Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?”
 DentedPockets: New tourist destination 
  Defrost: Adam's barber seem like the kind of person who'd be hella into JoJo
 Brozard: Found it
 DEATHlikescats: @iam_dead which is a FEAT
seanmrwick: Does kingdom hearts as a whole qualify as a JRPG?
 commentarywife: !eventa
  adi_pie: I remember Adam challenging chat for subs during Dark Cloud 2. That was a fun time.
 darkcyril: @Masslost Nothing on their site yet.
myknorman: So fellas when does Serge come in and just roast the coffee you're drinking?
 commentarywife: !events
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  TXC2: SPHEADA BABY!
Earthenone: blitz?
  Defrost: Blitz??
 PhoenixMelior: Hes not wrong
Krillin_fan: bltizball is trash
AtrusOfMyst: Good morning gamers
 Masslost: @darkcyril ah ok
 Irsaan: Blitzball is top 3 all time
 Fanklok: And yet Adam hates blit... well fuck
unleashenlightenment: gwent disagrees
jessicaengle: Good morning chat.
Pteraspidomorphi: It is quite bad
 NorthstarTex: blitz
 PhoenixMelior: Dark Cloud 2 huh
 ATrophonian: What about Blitz...  Nevermind.
  RayFK: Adam, just play EA Golf
 rasterscan: Triple Triad > Blitzball
 Sorator13: triple triad though >.>
  bv310: The King's Game is the greatest minigame
bsudo: nah triple triad
  RayFK: WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
 lordofkatz: JRPGs have 3 vibes: you are god, kill god, or god can't save you
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
 PhoenixMelior: Adam kingdom hearts? Id watch that
 jarnatan: Blitzball could have been 50% less frustrating if it had more than one music track
Happy_Wayfarer: i liked blitzball 
 raulghoulia: Then youd have to get off the couch to ban me
 DiamondMX: Blitzball > Triple Triad
simpletoon: How's the coffee this morning?
  mtvcdm: Man this guy is really good at spheds
  RayFK: 8
 protojman: when’s that co op stardew run?
 rasterscan: FF8 not 9
bsudo: 8
 DEATHlikescats: don’t try to understand it tho
 Dalrint: There's only 43 kingdom hearts games, how long can it take
SnowBuddy18: well, I have to head out, thanks for the morning show
 pleonasticTautology: triple triad is from 8/14
itmightbemikey: Triple Triad is from 8
 AriaHibiki: KH is on steam now xD
 fonkoncle: you thought about doing KINGS FIELD?
 neisan2112: Dark Cloud was one of the only things I knew about adam when I first started watching
 pleonasticTautology: tetra master is from 9
seanmrwick: Id watch Adam play kingdom hearts
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Kingdom Hearts 2, the 8th game in the timeline...
 Woogachaka: V rising is pretty sweet
 rasterscan: FF9
 commentarywife: FFX
 darkcyril: @Masslost I'm really looking forward to it though. Such a great example of an ARPG
 rasterscan: FF9's card game is awful
 Rourke9: Here is the link to Adam's GDC talk for those with Vault access: https://gdcvault.com/play/1025864/Esports-Day-Storytelling-in-Esports
 NonUniqueGuy: What about Gwent?
 neisan2112: Naw its terrible, who said that?
 Austere_Squire: i feel like when i think of Adam and games, i think Persona 5 and Sekiro
  RayFK: Yo no Blitzball is dog shit as a game
  adi_pie: From 8. 9 has Tetra Master which looks similar and is very much not lol
  TXC2: so water polo?
 IbunWest: blitzball is only fun after you grind stats
SnowBuddy18: it's water polo
 rasterscan: Gwent is also very good too
 Wolfstrike_NL: Junimo Kart tho
  Defrost: Someone get Matt and Jordan in a Kingdom Heart retrospective podcast
 PhoenixMelior: The tutorial game in FFX is an ansolute travesty
 DEATHlikescats: kinda? yeah.
 Irsaan: Tetra Master > Triple Triad
 IbunWest: it sucks at first
  Colin: fear and hunger 1 is mostly just edge for edge sake but with some cool lore, Fear and Hunger 2 is actually super interesting and deep
Mike Saccento: yo he right tho
WiseGuy57: Kingdom Hearts is a videogame for the Playstation 2
 rasterscan: Jecht Shot.  T_T
 ArrestedHouse: jecht shot baybee
 Sorator13: Well... that stops working pretty quickly
jessicaengle: Just keep swimming
 ContingentCat: it's legally distinct water polo
 accountmadeforants: All FF minigames are trash except Mahjong in XIV
 BigDaddyBland87: yea Jecht shot is OP as hell
  RayFK: I'm a diehard 10 fan, but God Blitzball is genuinely bad as a mini game
  QuixoticScrivener: but what about fort condor!
 neisan2112: Its pretty miserable
Mark_D_Stroyer: Water Polo + Horses
myknorman: Adam have you seen the Blitzball reference in Bloomburrow? there's an otter just fiending with a ball
CocoaMix86: Cookie clicker speedrun
 ShaneLeeAtk: Blitzball was easy to optimize the fun out of.
 RandomTrivia: Don't play it on stream
ItsThugDimmadome: Cabaret Club Czar is the true best mini game.
 TacitusVigil: That's just baseball. 
 northos: that's bit infringement on Serge 
seanmrwick: @rayfk do you think kingdom hearts is a jrpg? I thought it wasn't for the longest time
 RandomTrivia: Idle
 Rourke9: I love incremental games.
Earthenone: idle game
 Sorator13: @RayFK 100% correct
 taco_cohen: Incremental
 DEATHlikescats: what if water polo but I. 3d sphere?
 Fanklok: Adam's clearly never played high level Blitzball
 awildshen: Idle gamesd
 TheManaLeek: Idle/Incremental
 rasterscan: Idler Games
drawnbinary: idle game
 Welbog: Idle games
 DanTheMediocre: it's barely a minigame, and much less a aport
itmightbemikey: Idler
ghyllnox: Play Universal Paperclips
 DanTheMediocre: sport
 Irsaan: I would unironically buy a blitzball game
 Dalrint: Serge started playing cookie clicker again this week
 CaptainCoriale: I liked that you could recruit just about any npc to play blitzball, but it had...gameplay issues
 NovaTiempo: there are better idle games - Trimps, Evolve
 The_Color_Twelve: Idle
 GhostValv: idle / clicker
 jarnatan: I wrote a bot that played Cookie Clicker for me
  Defrost: Pyre is a better
  mtvcdm: You're in a sphere of water and you're just on the path of least resistance down the middle
 ContingentCat: number go up games
 awildshen: not to be confused with Idol Games
 rasterscan: Lizard brain likes number go up
  Defrost: Pyre is a better blitzball
  RayFK: I can see Adam getting into Idol games.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Should ask Serge about them
 RandomTrivia: Cookie Clicker is a weird one where you start as an idle game and then play it more actively as you progress
 neisan2112: Love me some Leafblower Sim idle game
hyperialguard: I treat them like casual management games
momalyd: I am playing 2 idle games right now
 fonkoncle: what if adam gets into the TRAILS games
solidazoriginal: Blitzball in X2? 🤣
Oisín Brogan: Idle games
Oisín Brogan: Omg can they see Youtube?!
seanmrwick: I would get bored of xookie clicker in about 5 seconds
 kimmiekoneko: you haven't truly lived until you've baked an octodecillion cookies
 darkcyril: That said if they beefed up the rules of Blitzball into an actual sport, I would play the hell out of Blitzball Manager 2kwhatever.
 nappitatti: cookie clicker requires quite a lot of active gameplay for you to advance
  RayFK: Give him some Love Live
 Rourke9: Kittens Game, A Dark Room, etc are really good. a subgenre called Incremental games, theres a bit more to them
LidofLoathing: unless it's Kitten Simulator and it's winter, then number go down
 Brozard: idol game
Scarbble: yeah lets get adam onto love live
 L0rdX33n: Anyone else remember Progress Quest?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Oh yeah, the Vtuber fighter is tight
Earthenone: i would love if anyone on lrr played a trails game
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 I make Number go up!
Earthenone: its my favotite jrpg franchinse
Ivalenz_: Make number go up.
  TXC2: Ivalenz_  
 DEATHlikescats: hololive?
 pleonasticTautology: hololive just had an event game with the los angeles dodgers
 Furyfire: Boom
 Mr_Bitterness: Pekorrra!
jessicaengle: 
 Sibwow: dear drs lrr should i have mozzarela sticks for breakfast?
 DanTheMediocre: bunny ears?
drawnbinary: oh i thought idol showdown was gonna have like mikus battling
 Woogachaka: Across the obelisk is pretty sweet though the onboarding is brutal. its deck building darkest dungeon
 DanTheMediocre: pekora
 Krillin_fan: @Ivalenz_ Thanks for the gift sub!
Tobenamed1: rip
 accountmadeforants: Idol Showdown is still getting new characters I think
Scar_Red_Tiger: The rabb8it? She's a Minecraft Warcriminal
 Irsaan: I wanted to like Pyre but it didn't click. Maybe I have to try it again at some point.
Tobenamed1: dodged
Mark_D_Stroyer: “somebody made a fighting game” either ends up being Great or awful
Scarbble: the hololive dodgers thing was WILD
 justanotherslapstick: HI thanks!
Genie_M: I have an idle game running for almost 10 years now
 HeartwoodMtG: @Ivalenz_ Thanks for the gift sub!
 wench_tacular: 
 justanotherslapstick: Yayyyyy
 DEATHlikescats: @pleonastictautology saw they had a drone show for it!
 bondeulv: oh, bit count is kinda nice
 darkcyril: @Sibwow Not an answer, but thank you for reminding me that I need to order breakfast.
 unleashenlightenment: @ivalenz_ thanks yo!
WiseGuy57: Punch a Chunk but with less strain
Oisín Brogan: I've been playing cookie clicker for 7+ years 😅
Triforcecwp: @loadingreadyrun my one year old is seeing you on the tv and waving at you saying hello. Her name is Avacyn.
itmightbemikey: Progress Quest is the ultimate idle game
seanmrwick: I actually had a crazy idea for a video game: blizzard character fighting game with the style of either MK or injustice
KidAmn: did you ever try The Gnorp Apologue?
 rasterscan: There is one idle game I actually respect: NGU Idle
 pleonasticTautology: @DEATHlikescats that wouldn't surprise me! i, uh, don't pay attention to the national league lmao. i just follow the mariners
 Mr_Bitterness: Idol Showdown is a legit fighting game too
doctor_spacheman: Its a dopamine drip
Genie_M: 3424 days currently
  TXC2: I played realm grinder for a year, got REAL far with that
 fonkoncle: it's rts game tech trees
 PharaohBender27: @Genie_M 
 rasterscan: @KidAmn Oh Gnorp is super rad too
justanotherslapstick subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
 justanotherslapstick: You guys are the only channel I'm subscribed too
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  mtvcdm: I get a cookie?
 ThePerrBearr: It's been on steam for a while now, too
 Rourke9: Candy Box is fun
  Defrost: You enslave some grandmas
 DEATHlikescats: did anyone ever play the browser based game, Pandemic II?
seanmrwick: Like characters from overwatch, npc's from World of War craft and other games like that
drawnbinary: i remember the humour in cookie clicker was quirky
 wench_tacular: cookie based economy
jessicaengle: I like the idea of a cookie based economy.
TheAinMAP:  
Mark_D_Stroyer: I’m a baker by trade, I…would simply make the cookies
  RayFK: It's Capitalism but cookies
AtrusOfMyst: I finished Inscryption for the first time a couple weeks ago. That game is wild.
hyperialguard: Feels like gardening
 cle0deen: Then this mouse comes out and if you give him a cookie a whole book happens
 Pinwiz11: Industry fueled by diabeetus
 public_key_reveal_party: Then it gets weird and Eldritch
hyperialguard: You tend to them
 Irsaan: I bought Gnorp but haven't played it yet. I should get to that this week
Genie_M: Then things become weird
 accountmadeforants: I played Cookie Clicker when you could export and import save files, so I just exported it, gave myself hella cookies and reimported
 fonkoncle: it's like buying all the upgrades in starcraft
 RandomTrivia: You enslave the grandmas, they revolt, [SPOILERS] and then everything is fine
 jarnatan: Yeah I just started a bunch of setInterval loops that simulated a click every milisecond
 bondeulv: and you pay them with cookies
CocoaMix86: Adam and James, what kind of coffee do you have? And did Serge recommend it?
 commentarywife: idle games are all like  this, they're great
Master_Gunner: There's an IRL Cookie Making speedrunning challenge that spun off from that game. Record is like 4 minutes.
 MrQBear: Don't forget the time where the grandmas overthrow you and become an eldritch god
 jchinnock: click cookie get cookie CLICK COOKIE GET COOKIE! /Nick miller voice
 ThorSokar: Late game Cookie Clicker gets wild
 Brozard: Universal Paperclips tho
 bondeulv: tower defense
drawnbinary: i cant do thinky good for rts
doctor_spacheman: We have strayed to far we must return to Neopets
  RayFK: WMW?
  RayFK: Let's go?
Mark_D_Stroyer: I love RTS, absolutely awful at them
Judders__: wc3 warlocks?
 commentarywife: oh Neopets
 UltraVioletVodoo: fuck yeah WMW
 cle0deen: @doctor_spacheman yes!
 Woogachaka: element td 2 is a sweet addendum to those
Scar_Red_Tiger: It's fun going through the Red ALert camppaign
 bondeulv: Chibii TD
  mtvcdm: The allure of an idle game isn't the game, it's the plot.
drawnbinary: @doctor_spacheman hell yeah the plot on Neopets rn kinda slaps
  Sarah: They can't see YouTube chat as easily as Twitch chat. A bunch of people on Twitch also said idle games
nicholas haywood: Adam what have your thoughts on elden ring DLC?
Genie_M: My neopets are gone:(
 rasterscan: I still am so mad that Blizzard made such an amazing modding enviroment with WC3 and RUINED it by being greedy with Starcraft 2.
 HeartwoodMtG: I used to play the hell out of some browser-based Tower Defense games
 rasterscan: I am so mad.
tuo2: also, what type of coffee brewer are you using in the moon base? Grinder?
SolarisII: i miss lans
 Sorator13: y'all did a LAN yesterday!
 UltraVioletVodoo: i still do lans sometimes
 Spooky_Noises: wc3 custom games was the best thing, I miss it all the time
 awildshen: I've done a few with friends in the last couple years
 bondeulv: I was at a LAN two months ago
 DEATHlikescats: Lan party Star Wars Battlefront 2 for the goofiest games
 fonkoncle: That LAN PARTY photobook was pretty neat
 PMAvers: I mean, locals for fighting games are basically LAN's.
 bondeulv: we played UT99 CTF
 awildshen: we take frequent breaks
  RayFK: Yeah who would want to do a LAN? anyway here is the newest LoadingReadyLan
  Defrost: Wasn't LTT trying to bring back LANs around vancouver?
 asthanius: "I need a vegetable, I can't LAN"
 DEATHlikescats: alllll. weekend
 HeartwoodMtG: My friends and I do a LAN semi-annually.
drawnbinary: i've got neopets open on the other half of the monitor lol
hips_dont_lijah: so much Worms at my LAN parties
 hiFunko: Yeah but that was mostly to trade Realmedia rips of Southpark and Stargate
 NoxStryx: Tribes 2
 Jillexie: We are all #TeamOld
TeacherSeanTV: I remember LANs starting Friday and ending Monday morning before school
 Fistacles: We had a 10-person LAN for my 30th. played some Counter Strike Source and halo like the good old days
petey_vonwho: I miss staying up all night gaming with friends
 DEATHlikescats: we did Xbox halo pan parties
Earthenone: were you age of empires laners?
 fonkoncle: It's on STEAM now!
Mark_D_Stroyer: oh yeah Soldat
 TehAmelie: ah, Cookie Clicker is fun to chase cheevos for a week or two, but then there's a bunch of achievements left that will take multiple years to get. . .
doctor_spacheman: CRT Lan with  Worms armageddon and golden eye
Lex_Peacekeeper: just got back who won the punch a chunk?
 MrQBear: Have you tried Soldat 2 yet?
  RayFK: UT2004
 thaigeprime: Eventually the youth will lose all context for the guy duct taped to the ceiling LAN picture and that makes me so sad
 NorthstarTex: SOLDAT IS ON STEAM?!
 bondeulv: RA2
hips_dont_lijah: I was an Age of Mythology guy
 mercano82: Day of Defeat
 PMAvers: Man, if only Epic didn't go through and unlist all the Unreal games from stores...
Mark_D_Stroyer: I have Soldat on Steam
 asthanius: get Basshunter blasting during the LAN
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 jarnatan: WarCraft 2 was the LAN game for me
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 jvetting83: Unreal Tournament
tuo2: soldaT was great. reminded me of playing bolo in the Mac computer lab at school.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I still play UT2004 pretty regularly
 DEATHlikescats: sweet
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 Q_sic: mid-2000s Tron 2.0 had some great LAN multiplayer games
 spicyFerret_: 
 thaigeprime: pure gamer instincts
 Woogachaka: lan is the best mp config. so much dungeon siege
doctor_spacheman: Adam have you seen Kenshi?
 bondeulv: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I play UT99 CTF
 fonkoncle: I played so much SVENCOOP on a bad internet connection
Mark_D_Stroyer: 86 Unreal 3, sub Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast multiplayer
 asthanius: the retrospective mentioned that, yeah
Lightglobe subscribed at Tier 1.
 Welbog: whyyy
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @bondeulv hell yeah
 jchinnock: probably Bawls
 asthanius: Kenshi is an INCREDIBLY grueling game
 commentarywife: it's mentioned in the 10 year anniversary stuff
 JAGxTERRA: I'm surprised Adam has never tried King of Fighters on Seachat stream
 maestrith: Worms and the 2D tank game.
 jarnatan: So how many Ians do you need for an Ian party?
 DEATHlikescats: @jchinnock my go to drink.
 rasterscan: @asthanius Kenshi is like mount and blade but even harsher?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @maestrith Scorched Earth mentioned?!
Scarbble: scorched earth?
 accountmadeforants: Quake 3 was a fantastic LAN game
 Therberus: Is the goal here to drink the whole thing of coffee?
  RayFK: Got a cuppa wood in the morning!
 thaigeprime: my church youth group used to hold a bi annual Halo reach LAN, good memories
 maestrith: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Thank you!
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 cle0deen: Thats on my bc to visit list
 pipshardfour: what’s your bloomburrow animal
 asthanius: @rasterscan I can't properly explain the depths of Kenshi over text
  Colin: source: forts was a good LAN game, also the o.g prophunt mod
Scarbble: squirrel
 Therberus: Lizard wizard
 Welbog: Got me some irish-cream flavoured coffee. I'm not normally into flavoured coffee but this one has me.
 bondeulv: badger
 jchinnock: ugh now I want a parsonage breakfast sandwich
 Robot_Bones: got a coffee in a ziplock baggie like dis da shit
Scarbble: no actually rabbit
 DEATHlikescats: ooooh a snaaaake a snaaaake!
 wench_tacular: 
 Rourke9: Been showing my girlfriend Road Quest and shes been enjoying it
 NoxStryx: James is drinking fernwood, the guests all get Tim Hortons. 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know I'm gonna have to buy all the otters, which I'll be doing via card kingdom dot com slash lrr
 thaigeprime: Im a black coffee game if its GOOD coffee
 jarnatan: Make a Road Quest sequel that is also a murder mystery. Call it Road Kill
 Rourke9: My Ky and Sin playing girlfriend is predictably playing Ken Street Fighter yes lmao
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 brainbosh: I've never had coffee with cream or sugar lol, black all day
 asthanius: I really enjoy the way people use "gamer" to describe their tastes now
  Defrost: Has Serge influenced your coffee tastes?
 asthanius: "yeah I'm a banana gamer"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a pinch or two of salt in the grounds is good for cutting the bitterness without otherwise affecting the flavor
 jchinnock: Road Quest filming is when I started drinking coffee 😂
Mark_D_Stroyer: Way back in the day, I realized, “Oh, if I don’t put cream in my coffee you can taste the flavors more” and smash cut to me being a coffee roaster now.
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 Therberus: Any tea drinkers in the chat?? ☕
 Sibwow: water is natures juice
vickysaurus_mystax: Water's good stuff
 bondeulv: water and tea'
 DNAli3n: i have tried suger in my coffee, but i prefer it black
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: Gottem!
 stippledotter: LAN these days would hit different just with the diet change
 pn55: 
 ATrophonian: XD
 HeartwoodMtG: Love an Earl Grey
 NovaTiempo: A+
 cle0deen: Nailed it
Earthenone: i drink soda as my caffine, but water in general
ItsThugDimmadome: GOT EM
 thaigeprime: @Therberus earl grey gang
 wench_tacular: perfect
  RayFK: Uhhhhhhh ohhhhhh, Choooooooocy
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 ElementalAlchemist: mmm, choccy milk
 bo_brinkman: Just got here... Does anyone else think Adam looks like a Djinn?
 Rourke9: oh nooo
 accountmadeforants: Water, it’s got what gamers crave!
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Nigouki: at least it's not chonky milk
  RayFK: Oh God the bowls
 Fanklok: What about the double down?
KidAmn: and the Double Down
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do about a third of a teaspoon of sugar in my tea
 TacitusVigil: You take that back!! 
 Austere_Squire: i knew i was an adult when i stopped being able to eat cheetohs with impunity
  mtvcdm: The bowls are awful
 NoxStryx: Love the KFC bowls
 hiFunko: Those were like 2010s yeah
ItsThugDimmadome: Baconators
 bondeulv: I do drink salty caramel flavoured iced coffee
itmightbemikey: First Double Down was like 2010, 2011
DaVeganPolice: oh god
 Rourke9: oh gross
hips_dont_lijah: @Austere_Squire the consequences are half the fun of Flamin Hot
Earthenone: my favorite lan tradition was something called "skittlebrew" where we added skittles to mountain dew bottles and let them sit
 NikiGothBunneh: Double downs are suprisingly not bad, least the ones we got in the UK
 Sibwow: rock bottom is a cold double down
 L0rdX33n: want a bunch of tasty food all smooshed into a bowl like you’re a death row prisoner
 HeartwoodMtG: Our LAN breakfast is still a case of White Castle
 DEATHlikescats: midnight doubledowns
 Rourke9: was the double down single
Mark_D_Stroyer: The KFC Bowl sounds like an awful Sports
DaVeganPolice: how ARE you alive ?!?? 
  Colin: I drink squash personally.
  Colin: I used to eat entire cold Smoked Sausages at lans
rogerivany: I refused to ever get a double down.
 bondeulv: but only once a day
 Austere_Squire: adam, nooooooooooo
 Therberus: For the uninitiated, what's a double down?
 DEATHlikescats: been there
dpj2009: Fake food don't die
 thaigeprime: The KFC double down serves as proof of either gods inexistence or indifference
 NoxStryx: I'm pretty sure they are making a new doubledown
 StarShock2002: 121
 jarnatan: I mean famously McDonalds food doesn't biodegrade so you're fine
 nevermore913: A cold double down?
 NovaTiempo: no steppy
 asthanius: whar
 DEATHlikescats: kids
DaVeganPolice:  adam please
Mewr11: The time they force-fed you french fries?
 Just_Herby: McDonald's food is fo full of salt they're practically preserved.
 cle0deen: Did you guys eat that thigh watermelon?
 Krillin_fan: foot grape?  delicious
 jchinnock: and back to feet
 Austere_Squire: i... why? adam, why?
 DanTheMediocre: to hide it from god?
Earthenone: hiding your cheese from god?
 public_key_reveal_party: I am at the stage of being an adult where I can eat trash food, but the day will be over at that point
RevanentOne: i remember a friend ate a double down before a Magic tournament and was still wiping grease off his hands for the next 2 rounds
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Therberus bacon and cheese in between two pieces of fried chicken
 saucemaster5000: was the cheese baptized?
  adi_pie: He was pretty cheesed off
 DEATHlikescats: raccoon energy
dpj2009: James can't get mad w those socks on
 constablecrab: I once saw a couple guys get arrested at gunpoint trying to carry the McDonald’s Golden Arches off the side of the restaurant home to their dorm room.
  TXC2: Otorlan Cheese
 NoxStryx: Double Down is just a poor mans chicken cor don blue
 Therberus: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa whyyyyyyy?!
 PharaohBender27: @Therberus It's a KFC thing that's essentially a bacon sandwich, but the gimmick is instead of buns it's pieces of fried chicken.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Therberus america!
 DEATHlikescats: cheese or tôl an
 DanTheMediocre: OrdoLAN party
Mike Saccento: NO
Drewind: I use to be able to eat a 6 piece family feast with 8 hot wings by myself...
Drewind: good times ;D
 thaigeprime: "Hey can I get a slice?"
 pleonasticTautology: i want cheese...
 Therberus: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa 🦅🦅🦅
 DEATHlikescats: @danthemediocre eyyyy!   
 saucemaster5000: "CAMEMBERT ON SUNDAY?"
 accountmadeforants: “Got any games on your phone?”
 spicyFerret_: I loved the double down. I managed to navigate eating one with the temporary casts on both my wrists when i was a kid
hips_dont_lijah: is this the reminisce segment of the stream?
 ContingentCat: working overnights is fun yeah
Mark_D_Stroyer: “fun”
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleanAntsyCougarTinyFace-uaKNQ6de0WyKUPUD
 Sibwow: hashed browns
 thaigeprime: hell yeah brother
 ContingentCat: @Mark_D_Stroyer """""fun"""""
 Rourke9: that sounds nice
DaVeganPolice:  fleeeced
Wilcroft: spheda god
 Therberus: SPHEEDA
 cle0deen: Cause thats what friends are for
 bondeulv: where'd adam work?
 PharaohBender27: NGL, a 2-minute walk commute would be GOAT
 Jillexie: Dark Cloud 2 was the best
dpj2009: Brefess roomie 
 DEATHlikescats:   
Iam_Dead: Mmmm, files
 commentarywife: talking about eating healthy and I'm just sat here at 3pm eating nutella with a spatula straight out of the jar 👀
 Jayredd00: I live next door to  a McDonalds, I can smell the fries if I have my window open. haven't eaten there in 5 years the will is strong
 spicyFerret_: I mean, i like running overnights
ItsThugDimmadome: @ContingentCat From experience, it's fun until your taking 10mg of melatonin to fall asleep. 
  RayFK: I do miss my 7 minute commute when I was at Card Kingdom
 HeartwoodMtG: I had a two-minute commute working at a local brewery for a while
Mark_D_Stroyer: 12 hour nights. -_-
 public_key_reveal_party: My commute is a 90 degree rotation currently
 SK__Ren: Wait, you worked for the gobermint?
 bondeulv: damn
 NoxStryx: And still miserable, but less so
 saucemaster5000: wait, adam guarded the arc of the covenant???
 NovaTiempo: Paper inventory of the strategic maple syrup reserve?
 DEATHlikescats: Iron Mountain’s Canadian subsidiary
drawnbinary: @commentarywife 10pm eating ice cream out of the tub lmao 🤝
 Rourke9: @RayFK that does sound nice
doctor_spacheman: What secrets do you know Adam?
 Woogachaka: with the rise of handheld gaming pcs (steamdeck, rog ally, legion go, etc), I hope some variant of lans naturally returns
 Nigouki: but man imagine how many boxes of documents you could lift now
 MattIsAMage: oh this story, hell yeah
 Jobot180: We're you an archivist, Adam?
 ContingentCat: @ItsThugDimmadome yeah I was always a little nocturnal, I just remind myself no customers.
petey_vonwho: I miss getting home from work at 7 am and playing Diablo 2 for hours
 Therberus: I live across the street from my office, it is a DELIGHT
 NovaTiempo: OHNO
 bondeulv: that sucks
RoeDent89: Ouch
 bondeulv: I get why you quit
 DNAli3n: sounds horrid
 DEATHlikescats: @jobot180 *Magnus Archives activates*
vickysaurus_mystax: I've been woken up by falling posters and that's terrible enough
 Sibwow: dudes rock moment
Earthenone: diablo 2 was so good, i remember passing out playing and waking up to duriel dead
 PharaohBender27: @Jobot180 Sounds more like he was support staff for records management.
 Fistacles: top 3 games you no-lifed?
hips_dont_lijah: MINCERAFT
 ContingentCat: My favourite part of working overnights is forgetting some 50% off stickers in my pocket to drop on the bus lol
ShadowPangolin: have to watch on youtube because twitch giving me account issues
doctor_spacheman: I was woken by flash bang grenades during COVID protest outside my flat in Melbourne, will never forget that
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: working 2nd shift is why I gave up on FF14, because nobody was around at 3am when I got home to do the mandatory dungeon queues to progress the story
Mark_D_Stroyer: Wasn’t that the game Adam was playing in OG sketches?
  TXC2: doctor_spacheman  ooof
  RayFK: r u okay?
 DanTheMediocre: worst I've woken up to is caramellized hot dog water
 Fistacles: no-lifed the heck out of d2 and guild wars 1 for like 2 years
 Nigouki: make it a 2-person stream so that chat knows you're fine
 Austere_Squire: i am afraid of that sentence
 asthanius: raining from heaven
 Q_sic: My cope game is Civilization
 jimber_jam: fell asleep boiling hotdigs?
 cle0deen: You left water on the stove Nd the stove on?
 thaigeprime: the hot dog man gottem
  RayFK: Someone just makes a parody of Smooth Criminal, "Adam are you okay? Are you okay, are you okay Adam?"
 neisan2112: How does that carmalized?!
 Fanklok: Well you dsee carmelization is when the sugars have started breaking down from heat
ztghostie: how do you carmallize hotdog water... actually, dont' want to know
 Mr_Bitterness: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa They added NPCs for nearly all mandatory dungeons to address that.
 stippledotter: That's a strong sentence to drop amd then run
ItsThugDimmadome: @DanTheMediocre I sat up in my chair in disgust
 DanTheMediocre: didnt get to a fire alarm point but the water in a pot on a very slow burn on the stove
 ContingentCat: how does one carmelize water?
drawnbinary: @DanTheMediocre how do you caramellize it 😬
 Therberus: I got into P5 because of Adam tbh
 raulghoulia: you start and you don't stop
  mtvcdm: 4x games sound like work
 PMAvers: Cam kicks in the door. "Don't!"
Triforcecwp: My 1 year old keep waving at you on the Tv and saying hello. Her name is Avacyn.
JinaMahavira: Civ 5 
RoeDent89: Leave it in there long enough?
BlackIsis: adam play CK3 challenge
 DNAli3n: sounds like foretting a thing of hotdog water on the stove, til it boils away the water and caramelizes the rest
 fonkoncle: 4x games are just Path of Exile skill tree's
 Austere_Squire: i feel like it's bad that my cope games is, like... Bloodborne? so sometimes it also just makes me frustrated
 HeartwoodMtG: I missed the ending, who won the PAC yesterday?
DaVeganPolice: Crusader Kings 3 mentioned
  RayFK: I want to forget playing P5R so I can play it again blind
 DEATHlikescats: @triforcecwp hi Avacyn!
TopHatPeezy: @Triforcecwp  
 Dalrint: What it would take to get you to play Persona 5 Golden, adam?
 Therberus: Exactly once is TRUE - hyped for P6 when that eventually comes out
 L0rdX33n: sort of?
drawnbinary: I can't hear Persona 5 without thinking of how Tyler Breeze says "Personified"
mrverbal: HOMM3 is excellent
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam, think you'll hop back onto Yakuza again?
 thaigeprime: my strongest nostalgia game is Oblivion, my mom used to open it on the computer so the main menu theme would wake me up for school and I would play for 30 minutes before I had to go to school
Earthenone: have you tried the persona universe fighting game yet adam?
 maestrith: One of my favorite clips is Adam playing P5
 Geldaran: @HeartwoodMtG We did!
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 Jobot180: Any Alpha Centauri enjoyers?
doctor_spacheman: Would you try the Japanese Convenience store simulator?
 accountmadeforants: Adam’s P5 playthrough was like several seasons of a cool tv show for me
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Mr_Bitterness I've heard, but it's just one of those "too little too late" things for me. I wasn't really enjoying myself regardless, it just took being stuck not being able to do one trash dungeon halfway through Heavensward for 3 weeks for me to realize it
 jarnatan: HOMM 3 is objectively best, but HOMM 2 is still way better than it had any right to be
 Jobot180: That was my 4x of choice
 TheNerdWonder: is Adam still planning on continuing his DDLC playthrough?
 Brozard: I think you’d like Persona 4, definitely a stronger “I fight for my friends” vibes
 bondeulv: it was fun watching you play pool in yakuza
 stippledotter: Bits ends in 69 (nice)
 L0rdX33n: I’m a fan of the original M&M games, you may have guessed from my username
 DanTheMediocre: > sounds like foretting a thing of hotdog water on the stove, til it boils away the water and caramelizes the rest. Yup this. I was probably drunk and definitely stupid before going to bed
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oblivion is still a GOAT tier Interior Decorating game.
 AceGun_: uppahcut!
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 fonkoncle: no dudley?
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 Singenmeister: So far I’m liking this sequel to A Cam & Ian Christmas
 saucemaster5000: or the guy with a normal ass name
ItsThugDimmadome: Care to narrow down "Weird Japan Thing"?
 couchboyj: Persona!  * Uppah cut! *
Mark_D_Stroyer: Dudley is so sick though.
 pn55: Steve
 leggettor: @thenerdwonder this is a good question
DaVeganPolice: I thought we finished DDLC
 neisan2112: There was only like 30 min left of ddlc tbh
Wormsbane: Alex
stetsVerneint: Is there a schedule somewhere?
 ggodopaste: STEVE!
 Jayredd00: DAN
 DEATHlikescats: @singenmeister it’s much more interactive
 AceGun_: Carl is top-tier
RoeDent89: Carl!
 Fanklok: Hey @saucemaster5000 you ever think about how you're responsible for the Subwayverse
doctor_spacheman: Coral!
  TXC2: !events
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Judders__: Dan from sf
Earthenone: i just unlocked a charicter in a yugioh game, his name is Dennis, it killed me
 DNAli3n: well, i'm off for now, heading to the library to play some commander  have a nice morning/day/evening
 DandyGeek: Dan rules
  TXC2: !discord
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Mark_D_Stroyer: Steve as a character is really so pointed at Adam
 saucemaster5000: @Fanklok all the time
  mtvcdm: Hades 2 is next up
qwertiest_mint: favourite books recently?
 couchboyj: Uppah cut
 fonkoncle: Adam have you seen the DOTA fighting game Valve put out last week?
 MattIsAMage: ALLEN!
  TXC2: so long DNAli3n  stay safe
 thatguysteve2709: Heard my name called
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Tue 08:00 AM PDT (59m from now).
 Rourke9: Any predictions/hopes for the Oki Oki tournament later this week?
 azidbern95: speaking of fighting games content: send the Oki Oki crew to EVO one year and film stuuf
 commentarywife: ooh hades 2 next? is it a new save?
pimiento: the schedule at the live URL doesn't show half the hours of the day but there's a link to a google calender that has it all
Mark_D_Stroyer: Ohhhh that sounds so bad
SUPERWLA: Slay the Spire
Scarbble: absolutely killed me when i was checking out First Descendant and there was some commanding officer named jeff or some nonsense like that
doctor_spacheman: You should try Star Wars Masters of Teräs Käsi on oki oki
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 bondeulv: did you play Tunic?
  TXC2: for some reason, my Head made DotA fighting game = Dead or Alive 
 Jillexie: Hades is one of the few games I tried speed runs on.
Mark_D_Stroyer: “My first fighting game was the final act of Metal Gear Solid 4”
 Krillin_fan: I didn't know James played minecraft...since when?!
 Rourke9: yeah Hades 2 is maybe even better already in some ways
 ThorSokar: Hades is fantastic and Hades II is even better
 Cinominn: ooooo sea of stars is great
 Austere_Squire: i wish i liked hades; it's how i realized i don't enjoy roguelikes
 Rourke9: I should go back to Astral Ascent. That game rules
 trainpants: I quite liked sea of stars
 jarnatan: Hades was so good, SuperGiant reneged on their "we don't do sequels" schtick, and the world is better for it
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  mtvcdm: Oh man the time Heather picked a fight with Charon on 32 health
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 Therberus: Lack of voice acting, too simple combat, not enough "build" options
 commentarywife: to what level (if at all) are you avoiding spoilers if you are waiting to play Hades 2?
 nevermore913: I fell off sea of stars
 thaigeprime: hey adam you ever think about doing one off oki okis about meme fighting games like divekick or that one chess fighting game
 Mr_Bitterness: Sea of Stars was an okay 7 / 10
 unleashenlightenment: I really can’t imagine either of you being way heavier than you are now. weird
KamalPJ: which matt?
mrverbal: hades 2 very good
 asthanius: C's get degrees
RevanentOne: Rosebud was the name of the sled
 Welbog: Ian was Content-Aware Phil the whole time
 IbunWest: @nevermore913 Same to be honest.
 fiftymcnasty: 70 is a c
 Therberus: I wanted to get into SoS but it really didn't manage to hold my attention tbh
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't care about spoilers? So about Luke and Darth Vader...
 TheNerdWonder: @daveganpolice I know we finished the first run through and stopped because of perfectly reasonable reactions to the content. I don’t think there have been more streams of it and that’s okay.
MrTowers1000: Adam what’s your favorite leg workout?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Gaming has such a hard “yeah it’s not completely broken” baseline
itmightbemikey: School Grading Systems skewed how ratings systems should work, it's annoying
 mercano82: Wiggens still has a LRR emote. 
 HiCallMeRusty: Beethoven was the dog
 jarnatan: Halfway through the stream, Matt G takes off his mask and its actually Wiggins
 PhoenixMelior: Road Quest James is a shock
 pleonasticTautology: the mariners only have to win 54% of games to make the postseason to yeah like. 7/10 is good
BoofTroupe: in most people's minds, 5 is the worst possible rating
 Hawkwreak: Just generally, go watch roadquest.
the_phantom_game_player: Road Quest 2 please
 commentarywife: my husband is actively avoiding spoilers for Hades 2, I've been so upset cause I've been playing and want to talk to him about it! 🤣
KamalPJ: i dunno maybe wiggens was making a surprise appearance!
doctor_spacheman: KG?!
RoeDent89: Stilts?
ghyllnox: We just watched a GVlog where they were both heavier
 Jturbobanana: wall sits
 bo_brinkman: Gorgeous. Mans. !!
Tplayne: aww man I miss SwS
 aussie_rob_w: respectfully, you both look amazing.
 Rourke9: been getting back into squats finally
 PharaohBender27: @doctor_spacheman No, they mean pounds
 DEATHlikescats: was just saying 7 years plus a pandemic does a lot to change a person
  TXC2: doctor_spacheman  pounds I sespect
ItsThugDimmadome: Kicky Bois
 UltraVioletVodoo: we saw adam in a 2017 Gvlog for pax, you look way better now adam
tyrew0rm: Time for another road quest rewatch i guess then
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @pleonasticTautology A GOOD hitter only reaches base 3/10 tries.
doctor_spacheman: I know I know
 Rourke9: yeah leg press is fun
 lordofkatz: Watching old Friday Nights episodes just shows how far you guys have come. James you look great!
 PharaohBender27: Yes, you did
 Rourke9: yeah for sure
Tplayne: I like breaking watermellons with my thighs
Earthenone: you got that "someone else cuts your hair" money
 cle0deen: And stopped with all that hair dresser nonsense
 pleonasticTautology: @Dread_Pirate_Westley and then steal second, third, and head home on a wild pitch
 Didero: A barber with a subscription service 
RoeDent89: I think it was only really the first year of me watching LRR (2017/18) that James didn't have a beard
 saucemaster5000: I don't trust strangers with knives near my head who want to make small talk
 Therberus: It's like watching old episodes of Friends, they've matured and learned how to groom themselves properly, mens looking buff and good
 thaigeprime: Time is inexorable all will be dust
 Blakemcm: I have that exact same Coffee Maker!!!!!
 Obos_TAB: My favorite highlight will always be Venga Bus Midi
 Jobot180: My fantasy for getting a bunch of money is a tailored wardrobe
 PhoenixMelior: Wait is this mark 6? Did i forget about an entire moonbase?
 Dalrint: If I won the lottery, my weird rich person thing would be I would never wear the same pair of socks twice
doctor_spacheman: Lotto dream is to have my own Japanese bath house type bay in my house
 Suffix: GOOD MORNING FRIENDS! I am in the process of brewing coffee. It's necessary today.
 cle0deen: Venga Bus was on Fortnite Festival
RoeDent89: Barbing
 Austere_Squire: i would be terrified of a straight razor
 Decaped: Loving the big GENIE energy in the room.
 DEATHlikescats: @obos_tab Cori really outdid herself with it
  TXC2: hello Suffix  welcome
MrTowers1000: does you barber know what you do for work?
 TehAmelie: killing customers is bad for business
 Gekyouryuu: if they haven't thought about it at least once, are they even a barber?
 AceGun_: "I must have deserved this"
 Obos_TAB: "bus is coming" is something we say a LOT now
 PhoenixMelior: Sweeney todd was also in a loft
 PharaohBender27: My usual haircut strategy is to wait 2-3 months and then when my hair is unmanageable I get it cut pretty short. Since the pandemic, my folks just have my mother's hair stylist make a housecall.
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 SmithKurosaki: Good [timezone] chat, how's everyone today?
Erik Lidström: Hej
 cle0deen: No it drops below the floor
 TehAmelie: *any business
 saucemaster5000: (shink) "what did you think about the new marvel movie?"
 Jobot180: Is there a restaurant below?
doctor_spacheman: Meat pie time!
 pipshardfour: did not have Sweeney Todd on my bingo card for the day
 thaigeprime: oh its for the hair
 PMAvers: Heather leans in, "Yeah, there's way cheaper ways to dispose of a body."
RoeDent89: Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd
 Austere_Squire: third zippered garbage bag this morning
 stippledotter: "Whoa, that's a lot of hair"
 PharaohBender27: "Can't wait for the new shipment of meatpies!"
  adi_pie: I mean, at that point there's no use worrying, not like I could stop them once the razor is in position lol
 nevermore913: What your garbage bags don't have zippers?
 Obos_TAB: Adam did you have any idea Cor was gonna drop that Venga Bus on you?
 cle0deen: Who went to their make impeccably shaved...
RoeDent89: I feel tons better after a haircut too
 Therberus: You get a haircut on your nose?
 pleonasticTautology: oh yeah if our sides get too long we get wildly dysmorphic, so we need to keep our sides short
 Mangledpixel: haircut on the nose?
Programmerman1: 4 weeks. We schedule the next one at the end of the current one
 L0rdX33n: There was a mission like that in Red Dead Redemption 2 where a lady of the evening asked you to haul a corpse out of her room
RoeDent89: I had mine done last week
 r10pez10: did you get them all cut etc
Erik Lidström: Good
 NonUniqueGuy: You get your nose hairs cut?
  adi_pie: Sadly my hair has started abandoning me, which is not great for my self-image. But it does mean I can just shave my head and that really saves on barber costs.
 DEATHlikescats: when you look Bonita you feel Bonita
petey_vonwho: I just cut my hair for the first time since 2020
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 Austere_Squire: i do think you both have very nice haircuts
 Pinwiz11: I schedule my next haircut when I get one, it's great to have that scheduled
 Irsaan: I get a haircut every 8 weeks or so but I need one every 3 weeks or so
Scar_Red_Tiger: I started growing my hair out during pandemic and now just letting it ride.
CocoaMix86: What's the weirdest thing you can see from where you're sitting?
 Blakemcm: i should be better about that
 Therberus: The midi bus 😗👌
RoeDent89: JAMES
 snowewolf: Gawd i need to find a ego booster like James has
 Rourke9: If anyone is looking for vengabus clip I have it saved to my home page. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/691038116
 wench_tacular: james! 
 Didero: I really need a haircut...
 pleonasticTautology: james
drawnbinary: worst part of being 7 years on T is that I have to shave every 4 days before it Feels Bad
 Austere_Squire: a bit of human contact is nice
 PharaohBender27: @CocoaMix86 In before they say "Chat" 
Iam_Dead: 
ktm_343: !subathon
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inconsideratehat: Yeah for real
 Obos_TAB: I'm growing my hair out and finally got a good stylist to help me out and it was a big bump in self esteem
 Singenmeister: welcome to the highlight reel
 maestrith: My hair decided that it was done growing.
 unleashenlightenment: 
 brieandbacon:  
 thaigeprime: I love getting a high quality shave at a barber with that hot towel, so good
  RayFK: I have a clip to text Ashley
 loufghyslaufey: Wut you say, chat?
 Bassios: I last had my hair cut in 2021 when I cut 2 feet of hair off to donate to a wigs for kids charity. It's now long enough for me to sit on it again
 wench_tacular: she touches him with a water sprayer
 azidbern95: thanks for the pandini flashbacks, only person who touched me in that time was my hairdresser
 ThorSokar:  
 commentarywife: I've been getting my husband to chop off my hair to shoulder length every three years or so, after growing to hip length each time. I donate the length to kids cancer charity. just done this for the third time in a row
 Cinominn: i mean honestly tho, human contact is such a great thing for my mental health
 Mr_Bitterness: The back of the neck shave is the best
ktm_343: hot towels get cold way too quick
 Austere_Squire: sometimes it's nice to get your hair shampoo'd at the hairdresser because it just feels nice to have someone wash your hair
qwertiest_mint: moustache or beard
 Welbog: It is a coincidence that I am about to leave for a haircut.
  bv310: As someone who made the mistake once, no matter how much your partner says they can cut hair, DO NOT LET THEM. I nearly had to shave bald to even out lengths
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah they do that to keep your clientele
 accountmadeforants: Prevents ingrown hair and gets you a cleaner shave
 asthanius: "u up? wanna cut hair"
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SinglePoisedOysterTebowing-djz_2bexwrGcKTTK
 Rourke9: yeah just trying to bring her clients if possible
 SymphonySolstice: usually they do that to keep clients yeah
 saucemaster5000: wait, did she text you "I'm leaving" after putting on the hot towel?
VVrenwick: Hej
 Gekyouryuu: I have trouble shaving properly. I'm trans AND a lesbian, so I'm not allowed to use a "straight" razor
JinaMahavira: @Gekyouryuu 
Cptasparagus: You stopped doing weekly mud wrestling with beej?
 stippledotter: Pandemic throwback of giving blood as often as possible in part to feel human touch
 Irsaan: @Gekyouryuu 
 MacSquizzy: @Gekyouryuu lmao
 PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu 
 jarnatan: It is my dream to have my hair cut by Bob Mortimer. I figure that's a safer dream to have than having my dentistry done by Bob Mortimer
 wench_tacular: Adam gets around
  bv310: @Gekyouryuu Boooooooo
Earthenone: the oxidization process or the game?
 Nigouki: Too many people in Victoria want to talk about Rust while getting a beard trim?
 Rourke9: you're a trendsetter
  adi_pie: I'd be worried if someone that uses razors a lot would be a fan of rust
 thaigeprime: boooo
 Blakemcm: just too much luscious hair to trim, couldnt handle it
 asthanius: that's homophobic
Tobenamed1: have we hit cap yet?
 PhoenixMelior: As a bisexual i understand this
waterfallingmist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
OmegaPlatinum: Oh my stream WAS frozen cool glad I refreshed
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 Brozard: You just have great tastes in hair cutters
the_phantom_game_player: Boo this man
tuo2: man, there are not a lot of female barbers in my area
 Jturbobanana: 
 Mangledpixel: I've not yet had the confidence to go into a hairdresser since my transition
Carrion Crow: Chugging coffee, trying to wake up.
Woodthorn: My favourite part of going bald is being able to just shave at home
 JupiterStarlight: good morning all 
Woodthorn: That feels like the only upside though 
 Mangledpixel: I mean, I'll get there, it's just a strange kinda scary
 Rourke9: i should get a haircut soon
  SmithKurosaki: @Mangledpixel, I believe in you, when you're ready 
CocoaMix86: Literally all barbers in my area are women
 PhoenixMelior: Oh wait it's been so long since ive been here i dont think i told chat that, hey chat, i came out as bisexual a couple years ago
DeathsCaddy: In my teens I would go to a barber called the Mad Hacker. He started to refuse my custom as I would only go once a year and just ask him to go at it with a hedge trimmer
  mtvcdm: We are not at cap, we have like three days to fund to hit cap still. Long way to go.
 thaigeprime: have you tried onylFemalebarbers.com?
JupiterStarlight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 70 month streak!
 JupiterStarlight: wow 70 months!  In a Row!
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 Obos_TAB: @Mangledpixel Hope you get there!
 SymphonySolstice: all of the barbers at my sister's job are women
BadRoxie: my barber left town too. trying a new hairdresser this week.
inconsideratehat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
inconsideratehat: Aight, back on it, boys
todeswillen: is this  Morning Cofi?
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  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  congratulations 
 iidalus: thanks for the sub @rourke9 ❤️❤️❤️
 Zanzabar_: 215 wow, youve got
 UltraVioletVodoo: gotta say, when i was a guy, straight razor shave was the best shave ive ever gotten
RevanentOne: as a guy with long hair I get my hair cut about once every few years
 ArcticAtlantic: omg for some reason i thought this whole conversation was about therapists 😂
 DanTheMediocre: haircuts have been getting worse as stress and genetics have been taking their toll on the hairline and especially volume
 GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!  
OmegaPlatinum: How's the Not-a-Bus For LRR marathon going?
  TXC2: todeswillen  sure is
 Mangledpixel: yeh, especially in the UK
Earthenone: @PhoenixMelior i remembered that! 
 Suffix: If all else fails, I have a set of clippers.
pimiento: @Mangledpixel i had one recommended to me who're explicitly queer friendly and said 'halp make hair good' and it was great
  TXC2: hello GenericHerooo  welcome
 Didero: I've been going to the same barber for my entire life, I'm dreading the day he retires
  Colin: leg press is also good if squats have physio issues
RevanentOne: once went 6 years without getting a haircut
 Rourke9: @iidalus ok Sin player
 seinka: if someone joins the stream right now they are gonna get the wrong impression of what you guys are talking about
 cle0deen: Could have been dental hygienists too
 Jennie_Fuchsia: wrong-licensed therapist
todeswillen: it is 4 PM in Swiss
 jarnatan: Barbtender
 saucemaster5000: your therapist uses a hot towel?
Scar_Red_Tiger: It's self care
CocoaMix86: What's the best "corporate" coffee (McD, Tim's, etc)?
 Obos_TAB: You two ever want to die your hair an anime color?
drawnbinary: barb-tender
 iidalus: @rourke9 WOW
 nappitatti: barbtender
 stippledotter: Barb(tend)er
tuo2: I’ve never actually had my beard done professionally. I’m … not even sure I’d know how? all of the barber shops in Sydney seem way too blokey.
ArbalestTheGeni: My fiance's hairdresser quit during the pandemic and she spent about a month researching for a new one before she went for any other cuts.
 unleashenlightenment: but bartenders are therapists for some people
 PhoenixMelior: As a regular tattoo getter, my tattoo artist is closer to my therapist than my stylist
UnknownFriday: Working on 10+ between haircuts right now.
 Jturbobanana: I haven't been to the barber since before the Pandini
ztghostie: currently on year 5 of no haircut
momalyd: I have only had one haircut since 1997
 Austere_Squire: i get a haircut whenever my bangs hang in my eyes and give me a headache... which is probs a bad metric
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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RevanentOne: my hair was down past my belt
 Therberus: Blue haired Adam!
 pleonasticTautology: i went pretty long without getting the long parts of my hair cut but i kept the sides shaved; i got an actual haircut somewhat recently and it unlocked Additional Gender
 Obos_TAB: Godlike?
 Dalrint: I didn't get a haircut during the pandemic. When I finally got it all chopped off it felt SO NICE
Earthenone: i only get my hair cut every 2-3 years, i hate being touched by strangers
 KBKarma: @tuo2 I have. Generally it's just getting my beard trimmed and shaped.
 cle0deen: @phoenixmelior I've only ever had the one tattoo artist
  Colin: like if you have support issues for barbell squats
  Colin: I do single leg leg extensions, those are brutal
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I need to find out what I can do with my knees messed up
Antiivvan: !subathon
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momalyd: dreads
pimiento: i went.. 7+ years without a pro haircut, but i also transitioned through that time soo...
 SymphonySolstice: my sister is a barber, it's basically therapy except the therapist gets information they never asked for
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I just buzz my head in my bathroom once every two weeks, saves money and I don't have to endure a stranger touching me
 snowewolf: Reasons i have cut my hair in the last 10 years , 1 someone touched it, Life events (Wedings and intervew)
  QuixoticScrivener: James could pool off Funko pink
 public_key_reveal_party: I need a haircut soon, and I think the salon I go to is spying, because they sent me a promo email this morning
RoeDent89: Small thing but it's nice being able to just run my hands through my hair or scratch my head if I need to and not have to tidy it up afterwards
 pipshardfour: how many people sang you that Eiffel 65 song
 DrTeaSpoon: Is this artifact? I think you are on wrong streaming category.
 DandyGeek: during lockdown I went from zero to 70s disco creep before finally cutting it back
Metric_Furlong: as someone with funny therapist stories, that'd be oversharing too much to talk about in chat 
 Two_Hats: I think I am on year 6 without a haircut?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Earthenone This is the way.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I would shave my head, but I am too lazy to do it like every day.
  TXC2: !subathon
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 PhoenixMelior: @cle0deen yeah ive been going to the same artist since 2017
 kdefinition: I haven't had a haircut in 12 years, and I don't intend to start again
 RandomTrivia: 
 ElementalAlchemist: James.
 Pinwiz11: I basically have a single haircut style but I also still have thick hair at almost 50 so I'll take it.
 Welbog: OK here
 Suffix: James. No.
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 stippledotter: James
 MrQBear: Is that a threat?
 northos: is that a threat?
OmegaPlatinum: James.
 BigDaddyBland87: Was that a threat?
  mtvcdm: You heard em chat
 pn55: 
 wench_tacular:  
 Therberus: We'll get to a point where there's no more people who can sub
  TXC2: Welbog  
Programmerman1: lol
Scar_Red_Tiger: 5000 Retweets
 KV1NN4: Adam and Heather should both dye their hair blue again and pretend to be twins
OmegaPlatinum: Hi highlight reel!
 Chronomagistrate: Promise or threat? 
 malfnord: Enough of the hair is going that I just buzz it personally. Can't justify the expense.
 neisan2112: I really need to get one too, my bangs are getting so flippy
 DandyGeek: how many subs to put the shoes back on
RoeDent89: Those are certainly words that came out of your mouth
 Cinominn: how much do we have to sub for you to NOT take the socks off
Kyser_Echoes95: I was worried I wasn't going to make it for Coffee with James today, but I'm glad I'm here with the good boys
 L0rdX33n: How much to put them back on?
Tplayne: then how many more subs to put the socks back on?
 Welbog: <2
 unleashenlightenment: 
 SmithKurosaki: So far only thing I've considered safe was elliptical
 Welbog: 
 darkcyril: Feet the baby. Feet the baby.
 vinewood_og: day 2 and we're already at show feet? Friday is gonna be WILD!
drawnbinary: add more socks
 Mathwyn: Is that like "the gloves come off" but for kickboxing?
 cle0deen: Nice socks tho
Mandillio: Does twitch let you show feet?
 zatance: ty @Welbog !
  SmithKurosaki: Feet. The. Baby
 thaigeprime: I know nothing about hairstyles so I just tell the barber I want it relatively short and submit myself to hairstyle roulette
 TehAmelie: i'm on year 5 of only shaving the right side of my head. compromising between having nice long hair and low effort
 commentarywife: I had my hair chopped off this week, hip length down to shoulder length
 Brozard: I grew out the crown of my hair since the Pandini, had hair like Adam’s but recently cut it. Now I rock a curled pompadour and I feel so good.
 PharaohBender27: All right, need to take off for work. See you later today! 
 Welbog: @zatance No worries
 snowewolf: so What is your OF handle ? James
  RayFK: Friday? Nah, Feetday
 KBKarma: Something something Wikifeet.
  TXC2: so long PharaohBender27  stay safe
 James_the_Dabbler: … ToS?
  adi_pie: Temperature is peaking again (41C), so I'm going to turn off my PC for a bit to cool down my office. See y'all in a bit. Stay nice, Chat.
UnknownFriday: Day 2? This is still the first 24 hours!
Earthenone: saturday is naked sushi day right?
GoRiLLa87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months, currently on a 115 month streak!
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 Austere_Squire: yesssssss, i adore the undercut
 PhoenixMelior: I wish i couod pull off the side shave
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SingleYawningGerbilArsonNoSexy-ZcE7OqUahE4CD9az
 DanTheMediocre: cant go side shave, soon enough sides is all I could have left
 constablecrab: I’ve shaved my own head for 20 years. Those clippers were a solid investment.
  Colin: Honestly go to the physio first if you have bad knees, get exercises that will strengthen and support your knee issues
  TXC2: adi_pie  stay safe, think cold thoughts
  mtvcdm: Only 308 to socks now
 Obos_TAB: My wife saw kathleen's hairstyle and was like "finally something i want to try"
 KBKarma: My pandemic haircut was all gone. I've always wanted to shave it off since I started going bald. So I took the opportunity. My parents do not like it at all.
 jarnatan: Pulling it off sounds painful
 Mangledpixel: it's not easy to undo
 SursaiKosecksi: Haircuts make me feel worse. I'd rather see the dentist than the barber.
 commentarywife: how long do we assume this sub-a-thon will go on for if we compare to other times?
 CypherRaze: I just decided to go bald with a beard and it's one of the best decisions I've made
  TXC2: I also shave my own head
 Austere_Squire: i could not pull it off, but i support y'alls who are
drawnbinary: i don't like an undercut on myself. i was serving The Miz and it wasn't cute
 tehfewl: im like 2 steps away from "Just shave it all off"
tuo2: Kathleen looks sick with an undercut too. you all have rocked it.
 thaigeprime: listen just figure out if you look good bald and then its no risk, cus you can just shave it if it looks bad
 iamthemidboss: I've been shaving the side of my head for 8 years now, and the top, and the back.
  RayFK: I am sadly approaching "shave off" territory with my head
 DandyGeek: I just like the closer cut during summer, tbh
 constablecrab: bald and beard is the way
 pleonasticTautology: early in our transition i had to shave off all my hair cos i bleached it a lot and some of it cracked off lmao. but an actor friend of a friend got me a wig
Scar_Red_Tiger: The only safety net is shaaving bald.
 unleashenlightenment: you guys have to be happy you aren’t experiencing hair loss
Woodthorn: @CypherRaze I took the leap at the beginning of -23. It's nice.
 fonkoncle: full chonmage?
 Pinwiz11: One year in college, I went from having long hair for a show to being bald for a show.  It was a heck of a change in haircare.
 Didero: The music makes making clips quite a trip: https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintyBeautifulCroquetteBigBrother-mb4TQBE_sNjbCTIq
 leggettor: James, could you pour me a coffee
  Sarah_Serinde: @commentarywife There's only one other subathon to compare to and chat hit the cap easily. This one is capped at 5 days and we've got a lot of hours left to earn on it
  TXC2: I have been doing a number all over shave since I was 19 
 KBKarma: @TXC2 
nicholas haywood: Hey Adam, what’s your feelings on elden ring DLC?
  TXC2: *number 1
 AceGun_: When your temples get cold. thats the worst.
 CypherRaze: the plus side of being bald with a beard now, is the head massages are soooo nice.
 KBKarma: I got a specialist head shaver, and just take it all off.
 TriChronos: I had really long hair for the longest time and just recently tried out the undercut as ya'll inspired me to try it. Absolutely love it!
jaimeblacken: what's the breakfast?
 DandyGeek: you can always opt for the toque in winter though
 Therberus: That's why the mounties invented toques, keep the head toasty
RevanentOne: I started growing my hair out 20 years ago, I don't ever want to deal with the middle stage so if I ever cut it short it's staying that way
 commentarywife: thanks @Sarah_Serinde
 ContingentCat: I always get my undercut shaved shorter in the summer yeah
RoeDent89: Coffee is the breakfast
 seinka: I like Autumn, cold but bright
 DandyGeek: talk to me when you’ve survived Florida summers, fellas.
 Dandinstorm12: there is no breakfast, there is only Zuul
Earthenone: im the oposite, you can always put more clothes on but you can only take off so much
 leggettor: Are we planning a weather show on one of these?
Metric_Furlong: side effects may include breakfastlessness
  TXC2: Summer used to be good, then it got too hot
Mandillio: I just put my hair in a ponytail and cut it whenever it gets too long to give surfer/snowboarder from a teen movie vibes.
 constablecrab: I had super long hair in my 20’s but I refuse to have the middle aged receding hairline ponytail.
missa_hancock: calories in coffee, right?
 neisan2112: I still have no clue what I want/can even do with my hair. Hate it short but it get weird and flippy at a certain length.
 reptile___: "I hate winter, the cold sucks"--Adam, noted Canadian
  Sarah_Serinde: LRR made each minute cost more for this subathon since chat hit the cap on the last subathon so easily
 DanTheMediocre: cwasô :3
 TehAmelie: random hair fact: most people's hair only grow for seven years before it falls out. one year for body hair
 Mangledpixel: give me a sunny summer's day with a nice breeze
 SmithKurosaki: @Colin I tried that for my lower back, and everything just made it worse. Been just seeing osteopaths instead
  TXC2: !events
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  SmithKurosaki: @TXC2 Back in my daaaay 
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:16 AM
 Suffix: Okay. I now have coffee.
 snowewolf: MC D - Greasy Breakfast
itmightbemikey: I used to like summer but now 3 of my meds increase my intolerance of heat and a 4th makes my skin more apt to sunburn so I am like a Vampire during the summer now
bad1arry: Didn't want to bring McDonalds in for Adam for old time's sake?
CastorDanton subscribed with Prime.
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 Therberus: @missa_hancock Only if you have cream & sugar
 cle0deen: Oo i .ay plan ny day to drive during dns
 Obos_TAB: I have built that set and its rad, but I'm waiting to run the campaign for my son and his friend
  TXC2: SmithKurosaki  yes, but my day was all of ten years ago 
 KBKarma: I used to live in a country that got up to like 32 Celcius in the summer. Staying indoors a lot was a requirement.
nevermore913: Normally I agree about summer but 100 degrees and humid is the worst
Scar_Red_Tiger: Oh, is that the finished Riverdale back there on the set?
 maestrith: I wonder if 3 hours will be enough time?
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
 zed_alpha: oh hell, 102 months. Hey, if you see this question, James, how did you get used to early mornings? I just started a job with the post office and the one hard bit I can't get used to is waking up at 5 AM every day.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes it is
ArbalestTheGeni: Question about the schedule. Graham said during the schedule that he's going through the new D2 dungeon. Final Shape didn't drop a dungeon though so is he doing the old dungeon from last season or the new raid?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, zed_alpha! (Today's storm count: 185)
OmegaPlatinum: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveBitterYakANELE-y3cUpn8bc7sd52XJ
 thaigeprime: Bout to go grab a Lox bagel sandwich for breakfast I shall return
 mrMorphius: Just gonna mainline his destiny
 cle0deen: Graham gone wild
  Colin: there is often a degree if it getting worse before it gets better for physiotherapy
 snowewolf: When is the leggo being Built?
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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  bv310: @ArbalestTheGeni Warlord's Ruin
 DandyGeek: Graham probably doesn’t even know which dungeon, tbh
  Sarah_Serinde: Everything in the subathon is on the schedule
 DanTheMediocre: 5 am is vacation early
 iidalus: loll i wake up at 3:30am for my job
 CypherRaze: I wake up at 5am every day
 commentarywife: @KBKarma that's what the UK gets to during heatwaves
 DanTheMediocre: 6.30 is a nice regular early
 Two_Hats: Adam, you were thinking about destiny 2, yeah?
lorithen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
 saucemaster5000: that's the male witch's hour!
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missa_hancock: early, early bedtime
 Underachiever28: served in the army for 3 years. 5am is easy
 azidbern95: same, 3:30am for my job (and commute)
 Brozard: @dandygeek Is he doing a dungeon or a raid?
  nosole: Yeah, up at 5 is rough, I don't miss having to get up that early
 cle0deen: I teach elementary school. 5 am is quiet time.
 KBKarma: Destiny 2? Has anyone considered playing aa Critically Acclaimed MMORPG with a free trial up to level 70 including an award winning expansion and another one?
 fonkoncle: I get woke up at 6.30 everyday then go back to bed, I think I need to just start "waking up" at that point
RevanentOne: i get up at 6:10am to get to my 7am job
 constablecrab: I’d rather be up for a few hours before work.
 Brozard: or heck, why not both
fiftymcnasty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 91 months!
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 ThorSokar: 5am and earlier is soul-crushing, I used to wake up at 4:30am to drive 2.5hrs to work every day
 MacSquizzy: I I had to wake up at 5am every day I would simply not
 KBKarma: @commentarywife Oh, during heatwaves it hit about 40C.
Sebusol: !time
  Colin: the twitch commands don't work here
  Sarah: It's 7:17am LRR time (PDT)
  Sarah: Yes they do
 pleonasticTautology: having a consistent bedtime is honestly the thing that helps waking up early the most
 DanTheMediocre: I only recall doing 5.30 for paper routes as a youth
 Two_Hats: As someone who has been waking up at 4 for a few years now, it doesn't get easier
Scar_Red_Tiger: Wake up at the sasme time, go to bed when your body tells you to.
 DandyGeek: @brozard No idea! I guess he’ll tell us next time he’s on camera or in chat?
 UltraVioletVodoo: ya i have to get up for work by 4:30 am i go to sleep around 8:30
 red_shoes_jeff: 5 am's close to the end of my work day.
 CypherRaze: it depends if you are a night owl vs a lark
ArbalestTheGeni: @bv310 Sadge. Salvations Edge would have been a hoot to see.
  TXC2: Gods it really does
 cle0deen: Go to bed when you're tired. Time of day is morally neutral.
 Brozard: Fair enough!
drawnbinary: mine's bad quality, not enough and i don't get to choose when it happens
TopHatPeezy: @fonkoncle same, but I am a late to bed person so I will end up getting not enough hours 
 jimber_jam: I get up around 6:15 for work, but I can't sleep unless I am exhausted so I usually don't go to bed until midnight
 hoveringhalibut: Getting older helps
 neisan2112: I wish I could do that. I can't get myself to sleep before midnight.
  TXC2: I never once had a good nights sleep
  bv310: Covid lockdown let me figure out that my natural sleep pattern was 2am-10am. Shifting to 11:30-7:30 has been vaguely successful
 CypherRaze: because I go to bed late, but wake up early naturally.
RevanentOne: my sleep last night suffered but my wow classic guild downed 2 new heroic bosses so it was worth it
 SymphonySolstice: I would like to get up earlier, but I have chronic insomnia so I end up not falling asleep till like 2 or 3am
 Mangledpixel: @Sarah_Serinde well, some things are hidden cos of how the schedule page works - like this segement for example
 Pinwiz11: It's making myself turn off the digital inputs in that hour before bed that's difficult.
RoeDent89: I'm usually asleep not long after 11 and wake up around 7
 commentarywife: @KBKarma aah fair, my husband and I would NOT be able to handle that
 fonkoncle: @TopHatPeezy oh totally I fall asleep most nights at 2am
 pleonasticTautology: my sleep has been bad for most of my life lmao.
 DeM0nFiRe: I am bad at falling asleep but I make up for it by also being bad at staying asleep
 snowewolf: 1am sleep for a 6am wake up - ima tired lad most days
 DanTheMediocre: I'm great at staying asleep or returning to sleep
 zed_alpha: Got it. So go to bed earlier if I can, try to find ways to at least get rest even if I can't sleep. Hey, that's actually really helpful, thank you!
myknorman: being an early riser helped a tonne in university. My roomies would be getting up for class and I'd be all done for the day
ztghostie: I have to take melatonin if I want to get to sleep shortly after laying down
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:18 AM
Sebusol: !thank
  Colin: wait they do? oh just delayed
Dandelion V: @nicholas haywood They are not following youtube chat. it is just us chickens and mods.
  Sarah: Yeah because of how YouTube works the bot is slower here
 SmithKurosaki: ^^
Prince Phantom: 4:30 am every weekday for me for the last 2 years. Getting out of the bed is the hard part, I’m good after that
 DanTheMediocre: but.yeah getting there can be tough
  Sarah_Serinde: @Mangledpixel In which case you can follow the link on that page to the google calendar, which has everything
 Rourke9: trying to get better about not having streams on when i sleep
 Austere_Squire: i usually fall asleep and stay asleep easy, so the one week i had insomnia, i just looked at all my friends like "you live like this?!"
 bondeulv: falling asleep after 5 minutes maxis my superpower
 DandyGeek: I found that I kinda prefer some sort of white noise for sleep
 pleonasticTautology: my bad sleep is my brain; i had night terrors as a lil kid and had to be given oral sleeping meds lmao
 KBKarma: @commentarywife Fair. Turns out a country that is something like 50% desert gets hella hot.
 public_key_reveal_party: I never felt super rested when I slept, and it turns out that I have super severe sleep apnea, so, gonna see a doctor soon about that
 CypherRaze: circadian rhythm is very important.
 Cinominn: whats your favorite side of the bed to sleep on
 s1ck1y: hey can one of you let me in lol lmao
 Suffix: I'm a GREAT fall asleep person. My partner may eventually smother me because of it.
ChillTheEffOut: I got a cpap machine recently. I'm still getting used to it.
doctor_spacheman: Go to Med school and you will never have trouble sleeping again
itmightbemikey: Just make your bedroom a no screen zone, that works really well
 Didero: @Cinominn The top 
RoeDent89: lol
ztghostie: I would argue you shouldn't use screens or do anything that engages your brain in the room where you sleep
RevanentOne: read a book or something to go to sleep
 zed_alpha: I was the household's night owl before I got this job, it was a lot easier for me to *stay up* until 5 AM than it was to *wake up* that early. Switching it has been hard.
 Brozard: No caffeine after like 2pm (if you consume it)
drawnbinary: i preemptively start cheating at pokemon sleep (so my guys don't get sad)
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 KBKarma: @s1ck1y Nice. I was expecting that to just pass them by. 
LidofLoathing: I read a book in bed before I go to sleep and it helps
 zed_alpha: RIGHT, stop the screen time! Good call, Adam, thanks, I always forget that
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I (try to) read a few chapters of whatever book I'm on before bed
 TehAmelie: there's been studies suggesting there's usually a limit to how early you can train yourself to wake up before it's unsustainable
Woodthorn: Used to be I'd spend the last half-hour in bed reading a book.
myknorman: I fall alspee to watching old LRRMTG streams, but to me that's not the same as looking at my phone. More of a podcast
 Didero: What do you REALLY think about James?
Earthenone: do you like ice cream/?>
 PhoenixMelior: Do you like James
CocoaMix86: Whats the weirdest workout?
 nappitatti: Show toilet
 AceGun_: How does James smell?
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne outside the Moonbase, nose pressed against the window like a puppy that was left outside a shop
 0x6772: No keyboard, Adam can't shoot us!
 Rourke9: lets prank james by saying nice things about him
 justanotherslapstick: DO YOU LIKE JAMES?
 SymphonySolstice: is james stinky
 Night_xD: @Ivalenz_ Thanks for the gift sub!
 ThorSokar: What does James' house smell like
 pleonasticTautology: @s1ck1y okay so i'm glad james is coming to let you in but also it's really funny that you had to ask via twitch chat
 darkcyril: @Austere_Squire I have this fun thing where I swap between insomnia and hypersomnia.
 leggettor: When will we get an adam and jordyn co stream?????
 Wolfstrike_NL: How Lickable is James?
 Therberus: Show fridge
 fiftymcnasty: Whats James biggest secret
 maestrith: @Didero Same.
 NonUniqueGuy: What is the best thing about James?
 public_key_reveal_party: What is James's darkest secret?
 UltraVioletVodoo: how did you get so cute
drawnbinary: if you found james in a large jar in the woods....
 Brozard: Is Nintendo real?
 saucemaster5000: do james' socks smell?
 snowewolf: do you like Cheese Tosties?
 Blakemcm: would a character work in SF6 with a 5 frame jab?
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 ttandmore: The pandemic turned me into the 8pm bed time guy
  RayFK: Smart is pushing it
 asthanius: roasted
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 jarnatan: There was a cHustle about this, Jordynne just needs to do some gestures and have a list of favourite doors
 Therberus: Is Nintendo real?
 neisan2112: Hell yeah
 RandomTrivia: @nappitatti They did that on the previous subathon, for 2 whole hours
 reptile___: @ChillTheEffOut yeah it takes some getting used to but I've found it very much worth it.  I am no longer tired literally all the time
 LordManiMani: Tuning in for coffee with....... Adam
 KBKarma: Adam: there are two guards. One always tells the truth. The other always lies. Knowing this, which one would be the best opponent in a fighting game?
NimrodXIV: Roasted
 ladylinzington: morning chat
 brieandbacon: Which member of the crew would you be least surprised to find in a jar in the woods?
 TehAmelie: James Adam roasted you good
 Suffix: Bold accusation Mr. Savidan.
 zed_alpha: Yo, Adam, where on my body would you recommend I try to get my first tattoo if I'm utterly terrified of needles and the pain that goes with them?
 Didero: Now say that to his face 
RoeDent89: @NimrodXIV Like the coffee
  TXC2: hello ladylinzington  welcome
ChillTheEffOut: @reptile___ how long did it take for you to get used to it?
doctor_spacheman: Have you watched Baki yet Adam?
 leggettor: i indend for this question to be answered this week if its the last thing i do
 bondeulv: where are you on the aphantasia scale?
 ttandmore: Has anyone asked what kind of coffee they are having this morning?
 jedi_master_zll: My job is using computers, then in my free time I do stuff on the computer, I definitely have too much screen time.
 LordManiMani: Perfect answer
myknorman: @zed_alpha front of your thighs!
 KBKarma: Imminently sensible.
 maestrith: Why would James be trapped in a jar?
 Brozard: @zed_alpha Having recently gotten my first tattoo, your upper arm
 zed_alpha: Well yeah but I want body art XD
 fiftymcnasty: forehead
 pleonasticTautology: tattoos aren't really needle pain, tattos are... Spicy
 bondeulv: @ttandmore fernwood
 ladylinzington: @maestrith if he was bested in single combat
 DiamondMX: Have you considered not getting a tattoo? 
 James_the_Dabbler: 2/8 hours achieved at work so far. eepy.
 ttandmore: @bondeulv that sounds lovely
AtrusOfMyst: Graham crackers and coffee for breakfast
 AceGun_: It can hurt in certain places, but it doesn't feel like getting poked by a needle, really.
 accountmadeforants: “That’s real???” and they respond with a stone-cold “Yeah.”
 CypherRaze: get one where there's a good bit of meat too
 saucemaster5000: don't get one on your eye
 KBKarma: Seconded. I'm not terrified of needles, but I hate them so fucking much, considering how many I've had stuck in me over the last ten years.
 Mathwyn: Get you first tattoo on someone else's body
Mark_D_Stroyer: I would argue that a cheaty boss is actually a better fight, because calling out is your angle to win
 DanTheMediocre: upper arm or outside of the leg should be okay
 CypherRaze: like avoid the wrist.
 Didero: but what a way to go
 AceGun_: My first tattoo goes to my armpit. That really sucked.
 DanTheMediocre: plenty of tissue, not a particularly sensitive place
 Brozard: I’ve heard thigh tattoos make people feel sexy/cute
 SmithKurosaki: Being awake before 10am is illegal for me, but I also have a job that means I need to be awake by 830 so :(
 lorithen: Adam, can we get another season of M+ content in the Next Expansion? Loved the series.
 ladyjessica: I think where it’s “boney”
 Chelsea12492: I got a rib tattoo as my first and only tattoo lol. I want more, but money is a thing. The artist was very surprised I let him do the water color and line work all in one go. I love it though!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Shoulder blade??
 Dalrint: James, do you have any tattoos?
 PhoenixMelior: My partner says wrist is the worst, i havent had that one but ive had ankle. Ankle is the worst for me.
doctor_spacheman: Popliteal Fossa is apparently the worst
 DanTheMediocre: close to bone is agony
 tehfewl: thigh tattoos are great, but you have to buy a bunch of short shorts to show them off
 Aitsu111: More meaty areas of the body I would think hurt less
 reptile___: @ChillTheEffOut it was a gradual process.  Started getting a little easier after a week.  Gradually got easier after that, but it'll probably never feel "normal"
 saucemaster5000: "whoops this is invisible ink my b"
 fonicbelt: I dunno which was worse: my sternum or my forearm
myknorman: @zed_alpha everyone's thigh is pretty meaty, and often covered by shorts for it to heal easily
 ladylinzington: @Chelsea12492 that is hardcore
 Musicsquid: my inner bicep was way more painful than the back of my hand tbh
 PhoenixMelior: James when are you getting your LRR tattoo
 KBKarma: Ah. So, the forehead would be bad? I know I once had stitches in my forehead when I was eight, and there wasn't enough tissue there for me to get anaesthetic as well...
 leggettor: Adam and Jordyn co-stream?
 Brozard: @tehfewl Yes, and?
 CypherRaze: Would you get another tattoo Adam?
 Suffix: It was very well done.
 ContingentCat: How many subs for James to get a tattoo?
 zed_alpha: thanks everyone! I've *really, really wanted* body art for a while, but I keep wimping out about it.
 ttandmore: are we going to get a choose your own adventure book this year  those are my fave
 Naesiir: Good content, but it seemed like a lot of time investment
 nappitatti: I got my first tattoo last year on my upper arm. Didn't hurt at all except the parts that were close to the elbow and shoulder
 gamercat88: good morning LRR and chat!
 jarnatan: My biggest problem when choosing tattoo placement is worrying "but what if I come up with a better tattoo to have in that place"
 Didero: As a kid I had to have the same surgery twice before they realised it wasn't really working and only changed something the third time. Would've liked them to figure that out sooner too
 Rourke9: it was fun to watch
  Sarah: Yeah my body is much happier waking up around 10 or so, but day job says no
  TXC2: hello gamercat88  welcome
 Dalrint: What's M+?
 thatladyinplaid: Top of my foot was the worst!
 NoxStryx: I care zero about WOW but i still watched those videos
 tehfewl: ayy top of foot gang
 hesterbyrde: I don't even play WOW but it was so much fun to watch. But I totally understand.
petey_vonwho: I still need to go watch that. I main survival hunter, so they looked fun
 cle0deen: Top of the foot was my first
  mtvcdm: Free tattoo
 LordManiMani: I'm almost caught up on the Fighting Fantasy Etc playlist
 pleonasticTautology: james no
 DiamondMX: Hype level for Bloomburrow?
 DanTheMediocre: is it hard to find enough new CYOA games at some point
 PhoenixMelior: Ah, a prison tattoo
Mark_D_Stroyer: time for a wrist tattoo
 zed_alpha: How many subs for James to play in the next season of Not A Drop To Drink?
 nappitatti: Don't take tattoos as a dare or sub goal
 DanTheMediocre: did they stop making them?
 Fanklok: James getting prison ink live on strea?
 AceGun_: how many subs for Adam to give James a stick'n'poke?
 Naesiir: I guess a scar is kind of like a tattoo
 RandomTrivia: Only happens if you can figure out how to underflow the Twitch interface and gift zero subs
 SymphonySolstice: james going for a stick n' poke
 saucemaster5000: stick and poke with a highlighter
myknorman: @zed_alpha Some good advice I got for a first tattoo was imagine wearing the design you want on a tshirt for a month straight. Would you tire of it? If it's meaningful, probably not!
 CypherRaze: good lord you don't look 40 at all
 Therberus: James is 40?! Fading to dust here
VIOLETTO: thats how stick and poke works i think
 PhoenixMelior: Come on, someone else needs to get a LRR tattoo
 Musicsquid: my dad got his first tattoo at 49
 lorithen: @Dalrint Mythic Plus, timed dungeons in world of warcraft. infinitely scaling in theory.
 zed_alpha: @myknorman Ooh, that's a good idea
Scar_Red_Tiger: James gets a 𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭 tattoo
 TehAmelie: hmm James what was it you said you'd do for 1 million bits?
 leggettor: youre 83?
 zed_alpha: Hey, happy pre-birthday
 asthanius: Lordy Lordy
 DiamondMX: You mean, like, together added up?
 CypherRaze: neither of you look 40. that's wild
 Brozard: 83 babyyyy
 lordofkatz: Could we have adam write a choose your own adventure book? I just want half of the paths to end with god takes out a gun
 quatoria: they both look 40! like they look good, but they both look 409
 Blakemcm: Flight Risk tatoo on neck
 quatoria: er, both look 40
Tplayne: dang, not gonna lie, my father did NOT look as good as you guys do when he turned 40
 hesterbyrde: My best friend went from no ink to all the ink between age 40 and 44
 Therberus: I hope I look as good as you in 8 years time
 jarnatan: Get a face tattoo of somebody elses face
 asthanius: it's hard to look 40 imo
 DanTheMediocre: 'clearance sale' tattoo
  RayFK: Just one of those map scale markers right on the dong
 quatoria: i think maybe you don't know what 40 year olds look like
doctor_spacheman: Do your 30s get better the more you get in to it?
 pleonasticTautology: i'm 35 and i get carded constantly lmao
 NoxStryx: I have been trying to write a LRR spoof CYOA but probaby need to crowed source content if anyone wants to help, maybe i should post in discord.
violetblight: damaged goods is good booty shorts text
 CypherRaze: I'd say you both look early 30s
 Suffix: 40 isn't 'old' anymore.
ArbalestTheGeni: Do you guys find that gaming as a job makes gaming at home feel weird? I'm curious how you compartmentalize the two.
 jchinnock: “some regerts”
 LowUpsideCJ: Good morning stream a thon chatters
 northos: millenials are aging better than previous generations it seems
 bondeulv: I could not tell you were 40 when I met you at MagicCon amsterdam
  TXC2: people don't look old anymore because people don't smoke
 cle0deen: Yep
itmightbemikey: Yeah
Mark_D_Stroyer: I have hypersensitivity issues and my wife is constantly saying I need a tattoo and it hurts just thinking about it
 ShaneLeeAtk: She is
drawnbinary: 40 just looks like an adult vaguely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 Naesiir: Blanche yeah
 quatoria: people have this idea that at 40 you "look old" but basically you look almost identical to how you did at 34, except you have some gray hairs now
itmightbemikey: Blanche was the nympho
 asthanius: 40 is like 30 but more
 DiamondMX: When I was 20 my image of people over 40 was just a pile of bones and dust.
Tplayne: Maybe kids just mess you up haha
SWPilgrim: My work day starts at 4am. Ive been on this schedule for years and its amazing what you can get used to lol
  TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ  welcome
 Mangledpixel: different generations have had different looks for different ages
 Brozard: It’s all relative. When you’re 20, 40s looks so old. When you’re 40, 20 looks like literal children.
BlackIsis: what
YeomanAres: The cast of cheers was in the early 30s
 PhoenixMelior: Spinsters are the best tbh
 Didero: And you also look golden
 Pinwiz11: It may have been Sex and the City?
chunkymoon123: @yeomanares hii
TeacherSeanTV: in 1983, 40 year olds looked a lot older
 quatoria: all the cigarette smoking made people look WAY OLDER in the 70s and 80s honestly
 thatladyinplaid: We've just learned to age better...and use sunscreen.
Master_Gunner: Most people look like 10-20 years younger than past generations did at the same age - not smoking makes a big difference.
  TXC2: things = cocaine
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not as much lead floating around the atmosphere anymore
doctor_spacheman: Cigarettes my friends
drawnbinary: also tanning ages you so bad
 PhoenixMelior: All the smoking aged people
 Brozard: That’s true too, hard living
 stippledotter: Turns out that the health policies and social habits make us look healthier than your average Victorian child
 snowewolf: Yea now we got Micro-plastic keeping us young
 malfnord: All that smoking and atmospheric lead takes a toll
 bondeulv: kids do that now
itmightbemikey: We have better diets and self-care routines nowadays so we age a bit slower
 TacitusVigil: And bad fashion
 Lord_Hosk: people were smoking a lot of cigarettes
chunkymoon123: @brozard hii
 hesterbyrde: Also there's a zero percent chance Blanche was lying about her age
 jimber_jam: it was the cigarettes and leaded gas
 quatoria: genuinely all the smoking made skin look *so much* older than it does now
 zed_alpha: Just mainlining drain cleaner mixed with black tar heroin and just whole coca bushes
 ttandmore: tattoo ink holds different on skin as you age so its a gamble on color quality and lines holding well
myknorman: I used to think all teachers looked old, but now as a teacher myself I dress like I'm still 18 lol. Skate Ts and shorts most days
 TehAmelie: i think i want a tattoo before i turn 44. it might be just three words, nothing elaborate, and my question is, any idea what that might cost?
BlackIsis: yeah, I think people underestimate what cigarettes and no sunscreen does
 DiamondMX: Smoking and tanning did a lot to people.
 gamercat88: smoking at restaurants
 lorithen: smoking and a lot more soft drinks honestly
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, just environmental pollution will make things worse
VIOLETTO: all the golden girls are moderately thirsty from what little ive seen
 DanTheMediocre: problem with the average age of Sex and the City is that notable 5th character the City is really skewing the average
 pleonasticTautology: i remember when folks were allowed to smoke indoors cos our mom would ><
 Blakemcm: smoking and the sun is why people looked so old
 SymphonySolstice: did all the drugs and now their skin looks like leather
chunkymoon123: @lorithen hii
 Fanklok: I used to work with a guy who looked 70 in his 40s because of all the drugs he did
 bondeulv: you should've gone to Norway
 neisan2112: Movie I watched last night was set in the 80s, and they just had a cookie jar filled with cocaine
Tplayne: shit stop making me laugh my ass off in my office
 quatoria: yeah, both hard tanning and smoking age the skin really, really quickly
 darkcyril: I'm just mad that I will no longer be able to enjoy Kate Bush's Running Up The Hill next year. Because I'll be over it.
doctor_spacheman: They got Ciggy-butt brain
 cle0deen: Blanche was supposed to be 53 in the show
 pn55: Yea, the smoking is so bad in Europe. 
Mark_D_Stroyer: “They’re all smoking hot there”
 tehfewl: smoking in doors was a thing in Japan. As a smoker, even i didn't like it
qwertiest_mint: lot of vaping
 mrMorphius: You want to buy some death sticks?
 pleonasticTautology: @darkcyril booooo /lh
 unleashenlightenment: yea I wish I could quit. it’s also super expensive here (Germany)
 PMAvers: The last time I saw someone smoking was when they were getting out of their Cybertruck, so.
 PhoenixMelior: I have friends that smoke but they know i hate it, thankfully
 Lord_Hosk: That lingering tar smell is just so bad around food
 stippledotter: That was one of the most surprising things about Ireland, when I went
qwertiest_mint: where else in Europe would you go?
 Mangledpixel: I remember when the ban on smoking in pubs came in over here - still wild to me that that happened
 StarShock2002: To be fair, blanch was over 50 from the start of golden girls but the running joke was that she always said she was in her 40s
 TacitusVigil: Depends on the state in the US
 CypherRaze: and I'm quite thankful for that
 ttandmore: Japan was so hard with all the smokers.
 commentarywife: UK has banned smoking indoors ages ago
 Therberus: North America, bunch o' squares, not smoking (joking, smoking is pretty bad)
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  right?
 KBKarma: I am pleased that Ireland was one of the first places to ban smoking indoors in public places.
 pleonasticTautology: yeah our french boyfriend vapes and that's gonna be an adjustment when we're in france for its birthday in october/november
 saucemaster5000: I got a blurry image of a north american smoker post 2020
 ladylinzington: @Mangledpixel pubs have never smelled the same
Herbert_Erpaderp: I do not miss when smoking was allowed in venues
 Didero: Man, my dad used to occasionally smoke a pipe, I almost forgot...
 TehAmelie: i still remember the smell of the smoke room in the hospital catacombs
RoeDent89: @commentarywife They just smoke as close to the door as possible and vape too
 CypherRaze: the only smoke I want indoors is brisket smoke
 fonicbelt: Both my parents smoked rather constantly
Scar_Red_Tiger: My dad smoked a pipe
 Hansk_and_Boo: I saw a LRR member smoking outside MagicCon
 cle0deen: Just wild to think about
 jarnatan: I don't understand starting to smoke. Like I understand smoking when you got the habit, I get that it's hard to quit. But what's the draw in beginning to smoke
 lorithen: japan was wild, where they just have like a walk in closet sized smoking room in public areas
petey_vonwho: My boss at my last job would stand next to the break table and smoke while I was eating.
 0x6772: I smoke and I'm glad you can't smoke inside any longer.
 zed_alpha: I remember trying to get my best friend to quit smoking when she was pregnant. That was a *tough* battle
 Wolfstrike_NL: Don't start talking to my mom
Mark_D_Stroyer: The smoking has mostly moved to their homes and became 420 jokes?
  Sarah_Serinde: My parents didn't smoke but my granddad did. It didn't go well for him
 jackulhaups: im from New Jersey and I gotta be honest diners got worse when we stopped smoking indoors
 Hansk_and_Boo: Not going to say who because im not a snitch ✨
 Didero: My grandma had severe COPD and it made me never want to try smoking in my life
 Suffix: I still remember the smoking side of bars/restaurants.
tomorrowboy: Las Vegas still has t ton of smoking in all casinos and almost all bars.
 hesterbyrde: My migraines and I do not miss when people could smoke indoors
 ttandmore: Saskatoon is still the smoking capitol of CA IMO every time id work in the states and come home people begged for American cigarettes
tuo2: people smoked on aeroplanes. wild.
pigeondoverose: me and my housemate were talking about that the other day - smoking was only banned in ireland in 2004
 LowUpsideCJ: In the last week I've walked past like ten people smoking and it catches me off guard every time
 KBKarma: I was so happy when it was banned here. I hate the smell of cigarette smoke, and weed smoke, and just most non-charcoal smoke.
 gamercat88: it was a baby smoking a pipe
 bondeulv: we outlawed smoking in restaurants/cafes, bars and pubs in 2004
 cle0deen: My grandpa smoked a pipe and I loved the smell
 leggettor: james it was a bong
 CypherRaze: let's be real though, smoking a pipe is much more classy than just plain old cigs
Scar_Red_Tiger: Driving with his knees Nether hand on the wheel
 LordManiMani: Well that means he was clearly 80
 Therberus: Ok but pipe smoking is based though
pigeondoverose: (smoking indoors i should say)
 Just_Herby: Smoking a pipe is surprisingly difficult
 commentarywife: @RoeDent89 that's true, we do need to fix similar rules for the UK in terms of "don't smoke next to doors plz"
 zed_alpha: yeah having a smoking section in an airplane is like having a pissing section in a swimming pool
 nappitatti: smoking does look cool, too bad about the health problems and smell
 accountmadeforants: Elder Hipster
 KBKarma: And now, smoke is actually somewhat dangerous to me.
 Narcuru: my asthma is happy that we don't allow indoor smoking anymore
 dungeonmasteralek: Lol, I'm smoking a pipe rn xD
 jchinnock: smoking indoors is why old NBA photos looked really awesome though
 TehAmelie: what's funny is the air on board airplanes was cleaner when they let people smoke
 bo_brinkman: 90 or an Ian
 SymphonySolstice: @ttandmore o/ hi fellow saskatoonian
 Brozard: My dad used to smoke a pipe until the end of the 80s. I borrowed one for a costume in the 2010s, and maaaan did I get a nicotine buzz off of it.
drawnbinary: it'd be funny if it was a fancy wood pipe but it was a bubble pipe
 reptile___: @Hansk_and_Boo bengineering has been open about the fact that he used to smoke (I think he quit)
thegiftedgrifter: "You must be this old to smoke the pipe "
 LowUpsideCJ: Dancing baby has been a big one recently somehow
 commentarywife: dancing baby absolutely came first
 DiamondMX: @commentarywife The rules against smoking next to doors is never enforced even when they exist.
 pleonasticTautology: dancing baby is Old
TeacherSeanTV: Dancing baby was the first
 bondeulv: yeah no chance it was before dancing baby
 jarnatan: Jimmy Carter jelly time
 cle0deen: When was dancing hamster?
RoeDent89: @commentarywife Yeah it's like, hold your breath and walk as fast past them and inside as fast as possible
myknorman: a classic MSN emoji
 Fanklok: Hey James, how many owls would you need to see in a day to say 'Huh that's a lot of owls"
 LordManiMani: Was All Your Base older?
 saucemaster5000: hamsterdance
 wasterweiss: did you know the guy who wrote peanut butter jelly was related to snoop dogg and got shot?
 nappitatti: all memeing
 Gekyouryuu: the only thing I really miss about people not smoking pipes much anymore is that it means a decrease in fake pipes that blow bubbles
  TXC2: Dancing baby was a screen saver for a while
 Blakemcm: Always has been
 brieandbacon: Salad Fingers
 PhoenixMelior: My favourite is the its gonna be may thing
wildpeaks: vintage memes
 pleonasticTautology: james what's your favorite Image Macro
 ttandmore: @SymphonySolstice Hay buddy!!!
 bondeulv: badger badger badger
 zed_alpha: i've still got a soft spot for the walrus bucket
 jarnatan: Memes are my favourite meme
RoeDent89: Weebl or Newgrounds video or something
 gamercat88: Charlie the Unicorn
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm still an All Your Base fan
 Brozard: Look at my horse
 thatladyinplaid: Shun the nonbeliever!
 hesterbyrde: The End of the World is the best and my friends and I still quote it.
bsudo: Filmcow is god tier
 commentarywife: meme just means anything to represent the times. Fire was a meme 
  SmithKurosaki: Chaaaaarrlieeeeee
 CypherRaze: A MAGICAL LEOPLURIDON
doctor_spacheman: Shinzo Abe see you cowboy
 DiamondMX: Mushroom mushroom!
 lorithen: Ultimate Showdown
 Shellsh0cker: What's your favorite classic  Vine?
 KBKarma: All Your Base was the first meme I saw.
 LowUpsideCJ: Mine is the recent "they'll kill you" phrasing
drawnbinary: Teen Girl Squad from Homestarrunner dot com
Pteraspidomorphi: The creator of Charlie the Unicorn still releases videos regularly
TeacherSeanTV: I think of Homestar Runner
 Suffix: Fire ze missiles?
pigeondoverose: albinonlacksheep babey
tuo2: weebl and bob.
 L0rdX33n: badger
 gamercat88: The Mighty Boosh- Old Gregg is my go to
 TehAmelie: my favorite meme is  https://i.imgur.com/K7rr8CB.png
  TXC2: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
 L0rdX33n: !
 dungeonmasteralek: Leeeroy Jeeenkins
 jarnatan: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
 brieandbacon: Albino Black Sheep
Master_Gunner: I miss Newgrounds. It was shit, but I miss it.
 wench_tacular: Trogdor!
 commentarywife: charlie bit my finger
  mtvcdm: What's your favorite Usenet address
 ContingentCat: @Suffix but I'm le tired
 hesterbyrde: Homestar runner is still a thing!
 Woogachaka: My undergrad had weird tradition for a while where the president of the college would go on smoking walks with his pipe and a ton of guys on campus bought pipes and would just join him. There would be a herd of like 20-40 people just walking around smoking pipes on a given saturday morning. You could smell them coming
 leggettor: good guys bad guys and explosions??
 Just_Herby: Zero Wing Rhapsody was awesome
ztghostie: Magical trevor is baaack aaaagain
 SK__Ren: I overheard teens at my work doing the Charlie voice and I bust out laughing then got real sad
 cle0deen: What a sick earth
 CypherRaze: Chicken Nugget, nugget in a biscuit.
 bondeulv: @brieandbacon my friend listened to Boards of Canada years after watching that
 pleonasticTautology: loading ready run dot net, it's dot com
 darkcyril: @hesterbyrde H'okay. So here's the Earth.
 accountmadeforants: of ultimate destiny
 zed_alpha: Is it weird that for a lot of us LRR fans who literally grew up with LRR, a bunch of our favorite memes are just in-jokes and references within the LRR community?
doctor_spacheman: You did a greart jorb der
 reptile___: old memes, like Kilroy Was Here? 
TeacherSeanTV: oh ya!,  Weeble and Bob.  lo'
RoeDent89: Narwhals
 DiamondMX: Weeble and Bob?
 Mangledpixel: HHHHHokay
 UltraVioletVodoo: guy on a buffalo
 hesterbyrde: @darkcyril Chillin'
 Therberus: Basically anything from Weebls world right?
 gamercat88: salad fingers
 dungeonmasteralek: Anyone remember the eIsengard hobbit song?
 ladylinzington: magical trevor
 KBKarma: Lo Bob.
 zed_alpha: only in kenya
RoeDent89: Inventors of the shish kebab
 L0rdX33n: Magical Trevor
doctor_spacheman: You're the man now dog
 nappitatti: Nowadays when searching for a specific image from the internet I add "meme" at the end of the search and it usually helps
  SmithKurosaki: I use knowledge of Weebls stuff as an age cut off for dating people. If you dont know about Magical Trevor etc, you're too young for me lol
wildpeaks: the rotating leek
Pteraspidomorphi: Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean...
VIOLETTO: James Turner, Peanut Butter Jelly Time Expert
 SajuukSjet: oooh, speaker of Mr Weebl, did you ever catch his 3 Albums he put out under his band Savlonic? Red, Black, Neon? (iirc)
 ThorSokar: The End of the World (aka 'then have a nap and then fire ze missles!)
haberley: The Dutch, again!
 commentarywife: all the gen Zs in the school I taught at were constantly meming Shrek and Bee movie
 Lord_Hosk: SPACE JUMP
 zed_alpha: EVERYTHING IS FINE
NimrodXIV: More sleep
 zed_alpha: And like all the Jonny episodes
 ladylinzington: @dungeonmasteralek tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him
myknorman: I will always giggle at Trump's "I'm gonna cum". Hate the guy. love the meme
pigeondoverose: hey yeah, i'll be 30 next year, which means i'll have been watching lrr for half of my life!
 Brozard: That’s both technically correct and deeply disturbing
 aussie_rob_w: at least three in jokes and references!
 jarnatan: My favourite meme is playing Magic cards that cost more than 2 mana
 Therberus: Something something sea cliff? I'm watching you moon THE DUTCH Secret pipes'mn
 KBKarma: I forget if you've said it before, but Adam: do you still play Dotes?
 wench_tacular: yeah, who'd watch this stuff?
 aussie_rob_w: the other day I made a reference about something being the size of a cow or several smaller cows.
RoeDent89: What are we even doing here
 hesterbyrde: Y'all do make a lot of content
 KBKarma: *gasp*
2stepz: Favorite meme: sarcastic willy Wonka.  Classic!
 KBKarma: Blasphemy, etc
Cole McKinney: I remember being introduced to Badger Badger as "What happens when you type badger into Google and hit I'm feeling lucky."
 Brozard: You get paid to make, not watch
 definenull: i think it's regional
 bondeulv: I watch a variety of content you make
 Mangledpixel: it certainly made more money
Izandai: Minecraft
 Lord_Hosk: I used to watch everything LRR put out.  I gave up on that, A LONG LONG time ago
 LowUpsideCJ: Dota worlds is still huge tho
 Therberus: Roblox Adam Roblox
 saucemaster5000: fortnite, you 40 year olds
 cle0deen: Bitch eating crackers is the one that made its way into my life
 definenull: roblox *retching noises*
 Gascitygaming: One has a nerflix series
 Blakemcm: it all came from dota, so really dota wins
 gualdhar: It's Roblox
  mtvcdm: Being in town and visiting the actual Moonbase actually gives you LESS viewing time than watching from home.
 jarnatan: League of Legends is bizzarely popular considering how much everyone who plays it hates it
 spicyFerret_: Leg of leg ends
nevermore913: Fortnite
 constablecrab: I played a lot of DOTA Underlords
petey_vonwho: Anyone remember Heros of the Storm?
 wasterweiss: i miss HotS
 Chelsea12492: I tried to play LOL, way too intimidating. I’m too soft lol 😂 had to turn off the chat.
Fr0Dough: Minecraft moba when
 DiamondMX: You'
Rhast0r: Will we see some more pokemon tcg 2 from wheeler during the subathon? 
 LordManiMani: @blakemcm that logic doesn't hold up. That's like saying Pong is the winner
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's a platform for child labor
 doozard: Im so sad HotS died
 LordManiMani: 
 reptile___: nah most popular video game is probably some mobile thing like candy crush
 DiamondMX: You're not the target demographic/victims for Roblox.
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
 SmithKurosaki: You might get the Honey Badger video now
  Colin: all the lead fumes in the air too
 KBKarma: Roblox is also super exploitative.
argusthecat: Looks like Minecraft beats out Roblox for now.
 Brozard: A thousand things you’ve never heard of
 public_key_reveal_party: I've seen hbomberguy's video on the oof sound, that's enough for me
 Blakemcm: @LordManiMani its more specific than pong
 Suffix: I've seen roblox sponsorships.
 Krillin_fan: pokemon unite was dope
 pleonasticTautology: i kinda wanna try unite
 unleashenlightenment: also Fornite was bigger than lol
Metric_Furlong: HoN: the place where the  player's too toxic for League went
drawnbinary: pokemon unite is stylish and i'm uninterested in the gameplay
Scar_Red_Tiger: Pokemon Unite has it's audiencec
 Therberus: I liked pokemon unite, didn't like that it was on the swtich
ManOCatherby: ikea has jobs in roblox now evidently
Earthenone: pokemon moba was fun, i remember blastoise had a really cool outfit
 neisan2112: I've wanted to jump back into Unite
 fastlane250: Roblox used to be online Lego. That's why I signed up. In 2007. Now I hate it.
 stippledotter: I work in the children's department of the local public library and I can confidently say that Roblox is drugs
 LowUpsideCJ: I jump into unite once a year still
 Lightglobe: Also play mobas with a 5 stack if possible
dukebazaar: I remember Hero's of Neworth.... as a beta it wasn't badd...
 accountmadeforants: I remember Demigod, but only because it effectively killed GPG
drawnbinary: @Earthenone Cool Uncle Blastoise?
 CypherRaze: it was very fun
 Grevas13: friends don't let friends play roblox, and they sure as hell don't let children play it
 DrMagnify: same as Lightglobe, only ever play as 5s
Programmerman1: Apparently it's still out there
 jarnatan: My favourite moba is morning traffic
 Simonark: LoL, not for active brain people?
 HeartwoodMtG: Who's meaner, your brain or the other players?
 tehfewl: i quit league like 8 years ago, and have never looked back
 CypherRaze: I think they just released a new pokemon to play as
 zed_alpha: Okay, so if "they" made a LRR MOBA with the crew as characters, what would y'all's ults be?
wildpeaks: ha, as if league chat could possibly compete with my inner critic
Scar_Red_Tiger: My friend got bacck in when Blaziken dropped
 PMAvers: Well, there's not really any good console options for MOBA's
 CypherRaze: Smite is very good
 zed_alpha: Smite was fun as hell. I remember being decent with Ah Muzen Cab
 Fanklok: Weirdest thing LoL gamer rages, you respond with "Bro I'm new to this game" then they do a full 180 and start being nice
VIOLETTO: i would simply not play league
Luna: i honestly still play unite and still quite enjoy it
WyrmsEye: Unite has its 3rd anniversary this week
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I stopped with League back in 2013, but got back into just doing ARAMs a couple years ago. Retired champ when I went 45/3 with Wukong
 bondeulv: HoS
 LordManiMani: Monday Night Combat
 gamercat88: Smite 2: smiteier
 KBKarma: @Lightglobe Oh, beyond a doubt. When I still played Dota 2, playing in a five stack was the only way I could enjoy it. When I played with randoms, I got flamed for being (of all things) new.
 The_Color_Twelve: I really liked smite before this season
 doozard: MOBA im mainly playing now is Predecessor. Super Fun
 LordManiMani: That game rocked and burned out SO HARD. What happened
 LowUpsideCJ: That other new console one has been decent
tyrew0rm: Awesomenauts was some an interesting 2D MOBA
nevermore913: They made that Minecraft RTS right?
ztghostie: MNC was GOATed
ztghostie: It was super ahead of its time
 zed_alpha: oh that was amazing
bsudo: MNC too good
 Naesiir: I know Evochron from the LRR community was coaching for one of the Unite teams at last year's Pokemon World Championships in Japan
 zed_alpha: Anybody else remember Loadout from the five seconds that itw as around?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Ohhh you can’t drop MNC on me like that
nevermore913: Way ahead of it's time
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: MNC was fun but felt super short lived in retrospect
 ShaneLeeAtk: My buddies and I really enjoyed 1 in 100
 constablecrab: This BGC track slaps.
 Lightglobe: @KBKarma Moba communities are also so terrible to new people, and then wonder why people won't play them anymore
 DahudLefthanded: 2010
 NoxStryx: Monday night cobot was on PC too, is it still up?
 Didero: Wasn't there also a Super Monday Night Combat?
 CypherRaze: I didn't know how I much I needed Adam's energy this morning and I'm here for it lol
 Lord_Hosk: Any parent that lets their kids play Roblox needs to get a visit from CPS as far as Im concerned, because if thats going on in the house, its 50/50 if other neglect is going on.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is amazing too
 PMAvers: Man, I'm still a little mad that Microsoft really screwed the MNC's over due to the massive fees for patches.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Transformers Devastation
Mark_D_Stroyer: Super apparently killed it. I never played that one
Greys N. Owman: As opposed to all the first person mobas
Dan G: Good morning beardy boys
Marco Mesturino: how's the subathon going so far, James and Adam?
bsudo: MNC Same with guilty gear 2 way ahead of its time with the hero moba
 jarnatan: There is definitely a game that is coming out 
 LordManiMani: @mark_d_stroyer the ol Overwatch 2 play
 KBKarma: @Lightglobe Yuuup! And then they complain when the devs try and get new people in, and complain that there's no one playing.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Yes!!
 Brozard: Jacob has been activated
DapperKoala2: A PlatinumGames Transformers game? Devastation was very fun.
TreeVor84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months, currently on a 92 month streak!
 DahudLefthanded: I bought Monday Night Combat right as everyone else began to leave - presumably because of me
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 NoxStryx: Monday Night Combat is still on steam
 bondeulv: either of you play PlateUp?
 Hansk_and_Boo: The TMNT game from platinum was... Less good unfortunately.
ztghostie: oh shit
Mark_D_Stroyer: I reinstalled MNC like a year ago, ghost town
The Cooliest: my least favorite is Bad Luck Brian cause my name is Brian
 bondeulv: it's sort of Overcooked
qwillspike: i still have 4 MNC gift passes in my steam inventory 
 Woogachaka: its rogue-lite overcooked
itmightbemikey: Overcooked with roguelite elements
 KBKarma: I miss Hawken, before it got inundated with MTX. I was no good at it, but I enjoyed it.
 DanTheMediocre: did anything ever come out of that Wrestling based Battle Royale? brawl something or other
 zed_alpha: james is a filter feeder, he extracts nutrients from the air with his beard.
 wasterweiss: i played an rts with mechs called metal fatigue, but noone remembers this game existed
 Didero: OH yeah, I have MNC gift passes too
 DanTheMediocre: it sounded fun on the face of it, just a little behind the wave
 alchemistsavant: Didn't someone try to revive hawken not too long ago? and really awfully at that?
 DahudLefthanded: @qwillspike my steam inventory is a museum of flashes in the pan from the mid 2010s
Artik_Skarab: 2294
 KBKarma: My social gaming is now taken with FFXIV.
 jarnatan: Assassins Creed: Brotherhood multiplayer absolutely absorbed me for quite a while
Earthenone: so new stream, monday night combat?
 KBKarma: Hawken was basically Unreal Tournament with mechs.
Plundy: James especially hates onyuns
ztghostie: Chat, what was the third person shooter that had a limited print run on xbox that was based off a dark fantasy isometric series?
ztghostie: It was like... dark elves and dwarves with guns
  RayFK: Uh ohhhhhh, grippppppiiiieeees
 Mathwyn: @ztghostie Shadowrun!
 BrowneePoints: look at these two Gorgeous Men who bring so much happiness and light to the world 
 Fanklok: Explain why feet are grippers
 Hansk_and_Boo: Shadowrun?
 Fanklok: and not hands
 DanTheMediocre: I'm curious about the new Space Marine multiplayer this fall
Earthenone: getting feet out on a lego stream day seems dangerous
 TehAmelie: hands are burrito forks
 Therberus: You didn't get a pedicure for this exact reason James? Shame
ztghostie: Yeah shadowrun! I remember playing the shit out of that game, loved it
 jarnatan: Armored Core?
violetblight: hands are grabbers
 DanTheMediocre: maybe get engrossed in that
 Suffix: Fortnite
 LowUpsideCJ: warframe?
Alsritt: wake up super ass show
TeacherSeanTV: Warframe
 Naesiir: 5000
 NorthstarTex: tribes?
 Brozard: Minimum?
midnightcurryjazz: warframe
JinaMahavira: first descentant
 Rourke9: Anthem
 NightValien28: mechwarrior?
 pleonasticTautology: i'm so glad i have medical reasons to never show feet
 BrowneePoints: Warframe
 Therberus: Worf-rame
Woodthorn: I'm in Warframe right this second 
 cle0deen: Woohoo
 zed_alpha: Yeah did any of y'all get into Mechwarrior?
 zed_alpha: Any of the mechwarriors?
 LowUpsideCJ: @Rourke9 could have been so good
Woodthorn: It's very confusing
bsudo: literally playing right now
 fonicbelt: Warframe is my perfect game and I have no idea why
Mashamino: yeah, that sounds like Warframe
 northos: yup, I had the exact same experience
Woodthorn: Same Adam, same.
Izandai: 
 NorthstarTex: they got a big convention coming up with announcements for the year
 Therberus: Warframe always felt like F2P bad Destiny
 Mathwyn: Warframe is obtuse as heck
Programmerman1: We have grippers in curling, but they're grippy rubber you add overtop your shoe for extra grip on the ice (especially over the teflon sliders). So taking something _off_ to expose the grippers sounds completely backwards to me
 TehAmelie: the one with the "whole mech's dashboard" custom controller?
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of throwbacks, I’ve been enjoying the Concord beta. gives me og Overwatch nostalgia
 red_shoes_jeff: Yyyyep.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Warframe is great but the knowledge barrier to entry is immense
 AceGun_: good thing I changed my name...
 Woogachaka: Had a similar experience, except it was my brother who tried to get me into it
 NightValien28: warframe is so dang grindy
 DanTheMediocre: Yup that is the bane of coop multiplayer content that has been out for a while
 Simonark: Warframe is Free To Lose Interest In
 aussie_rob_w: Apparently the Xbox 360 online store is closing at the end of this month, which would be a great time to go shopping except i can't figure out how to get it to take my money.
 trainpants: warframe is so fun once you get into but it is so hard. You really need friends to help
 DeM0nFiRe: Mechwarrior 2 and 3 were so fun
 darkcyril: The only thing I know about Warframe is that they released a sea shanty with Alan Doyle singing a few years ago.
itmightbemikey: Steel Batallion
 zed_alpha: Steel Battalion?!
OmegaPlatinum: AArmored Core
 Woogachaka: Mechwarrior 4: mercenaries was just an absolute blast, and was a superb lan game
 KBKarma: @NorthstarTex Fucking hell, I also miss Tribes 2. You can install it still and play on community servers. But when I tried it on Windows 11, it didn't work at all. 
 spicyFerret_: 690 grip deez bits
 DanTheMediocre: gamers too good and they f_ing rush everything
 fonicbelt: Yeah Warframe is uh. Hostile for the onboarding.
 SK__Ren: Steel Battalion was crazy
OmegaPlatinum: Oh wait yeah Steel Battallion
 pleonasticTautology: i remember that the Julian's in my home town had a MechWarrior *pod*
 jarnatan: the 360 had an online store?
ArbalestTheGeni: Warframe is a hard game to play now with how far along it has come. It's a very fast combat game and the more experienced players will make the lower experienced players feel like they are standing still in comparison.
ztghostie: I actually enjoyed Warframe more when it was in beta before it had cutscenes 
 NorthstarTex: Warframe is a bit grinding, but they are trying to spell out the progression for new players more, but as a vet I can say I enjoy helping new players
BrindleBoar: @NightValien28 good news, First Descendant is worse 
 Naesiir: I'm surprised the Xbox 360 online store was still running
Mark_D_Stroyer: Mechwarrior Online was my jam for a long time
 Fanklok: So Adam hates fun
 wasterweiss: vampires are whack
 aussie_rob_w: @naesiir so was I!
 Manae: I still have plenty of fun with MWO, and am looking forward to the MW5:Clans release
jchinnock subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 95 months!
 Woogachaka: That's a bummer, V Rising's combat looks to be up your alley
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I like big stompy mechs, but stuff like gundam where it's just a large metal man is boring imo
 stippledotter: XBox must've forgotten they had the 360 online store
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 constablecrab: What about vampirates?
 NightValien28: BrindleBoar oh I know I seen some people play it, it is awful
 mercano82: PAX East usually has a room with a dozen Steel Battalion rigs set up in a LAN setup.
 saucemaster5000: armored bore 6
 Hansk_and_Boo: What about vampire pirate robots?
 zed_alpha: I mean that's fair. Oliver Tyndall is fucking solid gold though, so if you ever choose to play him again I'll watch the HELL out of it
 LowUpsideCJ: Adam just murdered the early 2000s internet
 Sogheim: you're in luck, Adam! new hamster game just dropped. Hamster Playground
 LordManiMani: @fanklok he must hate Sea of Thieves so yeah, hates fun
 reptile___: vampires are a pain in the neck 
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 SaxPython: 
 NorthstarTex: werewolves > vampires 
 darkcyril: @LowUpsideCJ Ninjas are still in the running.
 DanTheMediocre: same category then, thoughts on Ninjas and/or Dinosaurs?
 bondeulv: this is a classic banger
MikeProvencher: !subathon
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  TXC2: what's your favourite Dinosaur ?
 stippledotter: Fave dinosaur?
 saucemaster5000: fuck dinos turok was right
petey_vonwho: Pirates and vampires driving giant mechs should be my next commander deck
 ShaneLeeAtk: But what about Dr. McNinja?
Mark_D_Stroyer: There’s anime kaiju cyber-mechs, and then there’s “these tanks have legs” mechs and they get grouped together too often
 BrowneePoints: I’d like more horror vampires and less horny vampires
 SymphonySolstice: you would scorn Otaku Jeff like this?
 Suffix: WANT TO is a hard thing.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Parasaurolophus best dinosaur
 cle0deen: Hard no from James
 Fanklok: ughh shoulders
 stippledotter: @txc2 nice wavelength
 jarnatan: Ninjas are the sort of thing that can't ever really be good. If you can see them, they're clearly bad at their job and not exciting to play
 NorthstarTex: what Kind of dinosaur would otaku jeff ride?
  TXC2: stippledotter  indeed
 Seth_Erickson: Hello Hello
CocoBojangles: What were your highscores on Space Cadet Pinball?
 LowUpsideCJ: I'm about to go see longlegs before noon because I'm too chicken to see it at night
 TehAmelie: thoughts on animals of different species being friends?
  TXC2: hello Seth_Erickson  welcome
 LordManiMani: @shaneleeatk I went looking for a strip the other day and the site seems to have collapsed under "Maintenance"
 stippledotter: I hecking love brachiosaur
midnightcurryjazz: Why does the subathon and bloomburrow ppr have to happen during evo weekend?
 bondeulv: I vastly preferred Psycho Pinball
 Gascitygaming: is Peggle goated?
 reptile___: a good ass-question?
 zed_alpha: so if you were going to do another season of Road Quest, where would you want the destination to be?
 ShaneLeeAtk: @lordmanimani That is pure sadness
  TXC2: I made Admiral rank in space cadet once
tyrew0rm: Can you remember the cheat codes to space cadet pinball?
the_phantom_game_player: Space Cadet Pinball was a demo
 BrowneePoints: Question: Most Underrated 70s/80s Animated Movie
 Mangledpixel: I mean, they can do - it's playable online
 Hansk_and_Boo: I once held the high score on the Snakeybus leaderboard for the Paris map.
itmightbemikey: Space Cadet Pinball was actually shareware! There's like, four tables in the full game.
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 Therberus: Neopets?
 LowUpsideCJ: @bondeulv goated
Mark_D_Stroyer: Not high enough for how much I played
 aine1978: I loved Pinbot on the NES
 spicyFerret_: Oh man, i miss space cadet
JinaMahavira: god i love runescape
 Fanklok: I'm playing Runescape right now
 Didero: You can still play Toontown Online still, on private servers
 tehfewl: im so glad i dodged runescape
 saucemaster5000: the youths don't play tiger electronics???
drawnbinary: Neopets has been great lately
 DanTheMediocre: I used to know how to run space cadet off the command line for when a place had a public access winxp pc
 Hansk_and_Boo: Pools closed
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ragnarok online wut
 Seth_Erickson: Neopets 👀
Trafficcone99: Gaia Online anyone? lmao
dukebazaar: Anyone hit up AdventureQuest?
 zed_alpha: I just used my various dads' City of Heroes and Dark Age of Camelot subscriptions
 BrowneePoints: Maplestory
 LowUpsideCJ: My gf still plays neopets and it rules
 UltraVioletVodoo: i wonder if my neopets died of starvation
 Simonark: The other Space Cadet Pinball tables got bundled with a game I bought once. Turns out… Space Cadet was the best one.
 neisan2112: Or like angry birds, just a thing that was on the phone already
 Mangledpixel: if people want to play Space Cadet in browser: https://alula.github.io/SpaceCadetPinball/
  TXC2: dukebazaar  yeap
 spicyFerret_: Any FusionFall kids here?
 Sogheim: Neopets has come back as a card game, apparently
 constablecrab: I was on MUCKs and MUSHes and stuff in college
JinaMahavira: @Fanklok If I wasnt working, I would be
OmegaPlatinum: Gamefaqs was there for you though
 ArcticAtlantic: my god, Toontown Runescape and Club Penguin is a quickfire way to flash back my entire childhood
 LowUpsideCJ: I had no home internet until 2011
 Hansk_and_Boo: Playing demos from a disc
 Masslost: remember the money tree flash game
 doozard: @dukebazaar PLayed every single game by Artix hahah
Izandai: 
 BrowneePoints: how dare you forget OG Korean mmo Mapplestory smh my head
 jchinnock: James, What’s a Lego you really want to build?
 Suffix: There it is
 red_shoes_jeff: I wonder if Puzzle Pirates is still going...?
 Fanklok: @JinaMahavira mobile client
 fonicbelt: 
 NoxStryx: My friends and I used to love this flash game called "wormhole"
 Gascitygaming: waited for the next Nintendo power to come out?
itmightbemikey: There's a brand new Neopets CCG that came out, like, this month
 Naesiir: @Sogheim wait what?!!! Tell me more
 ladyjessica: such a weird life we had pre internet.
 bondeulv: @LowUpsideCJ hell yeah The Abyss was my fav stage
drawnbinary: I'm on Neopets rn hell yeah
 CypherRaze: lol is she baptized is such an iconic jokeline now.
 Chelsea12492: I remember like, literally buying a book with cheat codes back in the day to mod GTA 3 🤣
Scar_Red_Tiger: I had CDROM games, but not the internet
 Dragoknight101: Servo Facts?
Luna: OMG HABBO
Luna: I miss it
Aragorn Keuken: @Luna Check out Habbo Origins. A restoration of Habbo hotel as it was in 2005.
 BrowneePoints: remember Neoseeker? good old ASCII game guides
 PMAvers: Our first modem was a 9600 baud
 BlueFingers5: core memory: getting yelled at for printing out entire gamefqs guides for FF10
 saucemaster5000: I'd judge ascii art on gamefaqs
 pleonasticTautology: i used America OnLine for Way Too Long
 dungeonmasteralek: 2003 for us
 Lightglobe: @red_shoes_jeff god I played so much puzzle pirates
JinaMahavira: @Fanklok More of a Too busy to be distracted today
 BigDaddyBland87: Here's a call back....getting eaten by a yeti in Skifree
 betazed15: 2000 for me. Good ol fashioned dialup
 trainpants: weird video game rumors spreading through the school was such a weird fun phenomenon
 zed_alpha: oh man puzzle pirates
 NoxStryx: Is Neopets still under the control of scientoligists?
 Manae: My 11 year old just beat Portal last night. Came out giggling about the cake being a lie, and singing Still Alive. The old memes can still live
 Hansk_and_Boo: Bonzi Buddy
 Seth_Erickson: I've always just had a home computer with full internet access
 electra310: 56k, luxury 
OmegaPlatinum: Did Canada have an equivalent to America Online? Or did they just have America Online?
 Wolfstrike_NL: pre google internet
tyrew0rm: I've used 10 hours today....
 SymphonySolstice: we had a home computer with internet before most people in our neighborhood
 LowUpsideCJ: I had to go to the library or community center or my granparent's house for school projects
MrPandaaaGaming: Oh hey I'm as old as James's internet
  TXC2: I use 10 hours a day 
 dungeonmasteralek: Those were the days! Everyone got an hour a week on the net
 pn55: Yoo Puzzle Pirates!
 UltraVioletVodoo: i remember using those aol 1hr free discs
 bondeulv: @Manae hell yeah
 Catcard: @Manae that's so wholesome!
Andromeda7747: that would shorten the subathon a little
 saucemaster5000: what, y'all get 11 hrs now?
 mercano82: I still use my Y!PP pirate's portrait as my avatar image.
 Brozard: Man, remember when file sizes mattered
 TehAmelie: the before internet times was wild. my mom, the only time in her life she played a videogame, discovered the level skip glitch in Contra 3 and we didn't have anyone to tell
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember when we had, like, an hour
 electra310: I remember upgrading to 14.4
 Mangledpixel: we were only allowed to use the internet during non-peak hours
Earthenone: i dident get internet until 199 or 2000
 ElementalAlchemist: Especially on 56k when it took an entire minute for a webpage to load
BrindleBoar: @BlueFingers5 the pro strat was to copy them into a word editor and delete line breaks 
 Uzumaki15: I grew up without the web until I was like 9 because we had dial up and weren't allowed to use it because it cost us money per minute we were on, my dad would only use it to check email
rogerivany: I got 14.4 in like 95
 xantos69: Times were better when internet time was limited.
  SmithKurosaki: @TXC2, I use internet to be able to work, so yea
 Seth_Erickson: I've only got 10 hours of watching Adam this month damn
 brieandbacon: I could just about stream James' punch a chunk, and that's it
missa_hancock: got internet in 2000 but didn’t get Wi-Fi until 2009. so before then it was just on the Josie computer
 MrQBear: I remember playing on a BBS my parents ran when I was young
 neisan2112: Thats a day of work
  TXC2: SmithKurosaki  exactly
 zed_alpha: 1996-7 for me, my at-the-time stepdad worked at the Kennedy Space Center and he wanted to work from home so he got a ruinously expensive dialup connection
 mercano82: (And yes, I remember when it was Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates)
missa_hancock: on the house computer lol
 Didero: We had one computer so me and my brothers had to share the short internet time we had
momalyd: Digg days, with their 20 pages of content a day
 Dalrint: I probably use ten hours of internet a day at this point.
 Pinwiz11: Limited hours, 800-collect and nighttime minutes, good times.
 lirazel64: Please sir, can I have some more?
Plundy: Neopets just had its 25th anniversary event
VanIsleWhimsy: I had to buy the nintendo magazine to find out how to get past a particularly difficult part! Kids these days don't get it
VanIsleWhimsy: In high school we learned the difference between a 32.2k modem and a 56k. It was INCREDIBLE
 jedi_master_zll: I work from home, I use more than 10 hours a day easy.
 Suffix: We were one of the first houses on the block to have internet. My Mom used to be pretty high up there for BC-Tel. 14.4 baby
 aine1978: Gosh you make me feel old James
 ladyjessica: yeah switching to cable was mind blowing.
 Didero: @mercano82 oh god, Puzzle Pirates
 Therberus: There was a pirate mmo sea of pirates or something that I tried getting into but saw that it was too pay to play
novrdd: Omg i feel like im learning the cultural history of internet 
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rogerivany: We had a Lan set up at our house in University in 99.
 pleonasticTautology: "addababyitsaboy"
 malfnord: Remember BBSes?
 electra310: My first internet memory was playing with my dad's BBS membership and spending the afternoon downloading a blurry image of a can of Pepsi.
 jimber_jam: wehadababyitsaboy
 BITs19_: good morning Adam, James! Good morning chat!
 raulghoulia: We Oddababbie EEtsaboy
 Naesiir: I think I still have an old Pay Phone Card
Mark_D_Stroyer: 56k until 2007
 Brozard: “Just dial down the center!”
  bv310: Bob Weaddababyitsaboy
 NorthstarTex: remember payphones?
 Lichenbeard: wasn't there a habbo hotel classic coming out or something?
  TXC2: hello BITs19_  welcome
 ladyjessica: do you remember that commercial with that?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Do you accept the call from "Practice is done, pick me up"?
 thatladyinplaid: Kids these days will never know
 pleonasticTautology: @raulghoulia 🤝
 zed_alpha: There are some
 googoltudoris: i just had flashbacks to downloading red vs blue- it took hours sometimes, and if anything interrupted, you had to start over
 BrowneePoints: we got internet the same year South Park bigger longer uncut came out
 Austere_Squire: they do, in some places
 KBKarma: Dublin has payphones still. T
 constablecrab: I remember having a rotary dial phone.
Izzieon: Me and my brother had to share 30 minutes of internet a day as a kid
 Geldaran: yup, I had to call for pickup from school like that more than once.
 ladyjessica: “wehadababyitsaboy”
 Seth_Erickson: they still kick around in large cities I think
 Suffix: There's a few in the mall.
 NoxStryx: Or you just do the weenie wistle trick and get free calls
 gamercat88: remember pagers
 aussie_rob_w: In Australia payphones are free now.
VanIsleWhimsy: We made pizza menus using BASIC lol
return_of_floki4242: I found one the other 6
  TXC2: the real collect call was having it ring 3 times then hanging up
 HorusFive: Morning James, Adam, Chat.  How much coffee have we ingested this fine morning
 Dalrint: It's a shame. Copper wire phones are one of the most reliable forms of communication in a disaster
 UltraVioletVodoo: my best friends dad owns a few payphones in downtown
 LowUpsideCJ: Honestly germs aside payphones are cool as hell
 saucemaster5000: you still pay for cellphones, thus there are still payphones
 KBKarma: *They're set up to have free access to stuff like domestic abuse shelters.
 Seth_Erickson: It's very convenient
  TXC2: hello HorusFive  welcome
 Brozard: Pagers still exist in some professions
 stippledotter: My grandma had dial up until 2016 and then went directly to fiber and immediately regretted her download times
 dungeonmasteralek: So it's not a payphone
Iam_Dead: Remember horse and buggys?
 mercano82: Found the Wehadababyitsaboy commercial:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxhTnWrKYs
 TehAmelie: who needs the kind of safety margin you'd want if your smartphone ever fails?
 LowUpsideCJ: Why do they still call them payphones then
 Hansk_and_Boo: Remember writing down a phone number from someone you liked. ✨
 Gascitygaming: why do they call them 'pay' phones then?
 dungeonmasteralek: It's just a phone
Morrigan9: are they pay phones then..?
midnightcurryjazz: they broke all the payphones cause they are criminals
 DahudLefthanded: The way things are nowadays, you'd probably need to pay for the payphone with an app.
Herbert_Erpaderp: I can't remember hte last time I saw a payphone in Australia
novrdd: It's freephone
vanislewhimsy: It must have been so boring to be a teacher, reading the same report about something from the same encyclopedias
 raulghoulia: Adam jumping on this Australia bandcamp late
 Pinwiz11: All the spiders down there get work done.
 Brozard: Y’all remember clay tablets
 doozard: Spots around St.Johns NL still have payphone, theres more that still work the farther west you go across the island
 DanTheMediocre: so slightly later internet era, I know NewGrounds was a big name in the flash sphere but anyone else got so much of their early internet gaming from Nitrome?
 Singenmeister: Free phones (*and free spiders)
 vingris_: Hey Adam! You're walking in the woods and find a big jar. In the jar are two owls. One of them is single. One of them is baptized. You can ask one question. What do you do?
 BrowneePoints: speaking of Australia have yall ever had an HSP?
 zed_alpha: So what's your favorite piece of bad media? Like, what's your particular favorite trash?
 Fanklok: We get is Adam yo uwant to go gooning with Austrailians
 raulghoulia: this is the first I'm hearing of it
 Gascitygaming: alright, i'm off to work, have a great day all!
 DanTheMediocre: their stuff had so much charm to it
novrdd: I think so too
Greys N. Owman: Shoulda called them freephoe
Greys N. Owman: freephones
 CypherRaze: @vingris_ oh my god that is such a good question.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: west or east australia coded
 saucemaster5000: all these damn pacific northwest austrophiles
 aussie_rob_w: I think you would love it here.
 LowUpsideCJ: Fantasy orc coded
  TXC2: so long Gascitygaming  stay safe
Izandai: 
vanislewhimsy: Not afraid of spiders, Adam?
Mark_D_Stroyer: BTW, this Coffee with Adam and James was something I didn’t know I needed
pigeondoverose: i would argue adam that you are canadian coded
 aussie_rob_w: I think Adam would love Perth.
 NoxStryx: The pay phones are free so you can call for help when you get bit by one of their many venomous animals
 nappitatti: Again?!
 LordManiMani: We're lying in wait
 wench_tacular: again!
 ContingentCat: well they will now lol
Izandai: What's the Dutch thing?
drawnbinary: @aussie_rob_w There's nothing here tho lmao
KinkerbellRose: Guten Morn loverlies.
 PhoenixMelior: The Dutch was a fun bit while it lasted
 NorthstarTex: the dutch...AGAIN!?
JinaMahavira: I have the Dutch clip saved to my browser
wildpeaks: oh no, we're not going to restart the dutch, again
 Suffix: Let's not worry about it.
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah me
  TXC2: hello KinkerbellRose  welcome
Wormsbane: cold is great
 xantos69: Australia is just English Texans.
 definenull: part of today's 10000
 DahudLefthanded: I liked the Dutch thing
 LordManiMani: I have it saved as a reaction gif
 jchinnock: you come upon a small Dutch man stuck in a jar…
 Angnor33: Again.
  RayFK: What's the whatever thing?
 MrQBear: I... didn't realize the Dutch Thing was Adam
 SpacePotato01: The Dutch thing? Dairy
  RayFK: 
 Hansk_and_Boo: Is that why Adam wasn't at MagicCon?
 ladylinzington: the dutch thing was my very first experience of Adam I think
 jimber_jam: it's my rington
Luna: adam wrestling a crocodile is something i now wanna see kinda
 HorusFive: It's always somebody's first day hearing about LRR
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt49Nphfpug
 Naesiir: the internet never forgets
Izandai: @JinaMahavira Share please?
 HubbeKing: The Dutch? AGAIN?!
Earthenone: remember trombonetoss?
drawnbinary: @jchinnock there are no small dutch men 
 LordManiMani: Ahaha
 DanTheMediocre: as a Dutch I only know it *as* a retired joke from before I found LRR
 nappitatti: I feel like understand all ancient LRR memes after listening to the 20th anniversary lrrcast
 LordManiMani: Gottem
 PhoenixMelior: The Dutch again...
nevermore913: I just know the jar thing
 zed_alpha: mine was him eating like...calimari? In the Iron Stomach Challenge?
ZcottD: lmao
Izandai: Oh god, actual Baby Adam.
 bondeulv: would adam go to a future magiccon in europe if that was an option?
 cle0deen: Haha you're old enough for lore
johnobriant: My go to dive bar when I’m back in my hometown is called The Dutch.
Mark_D_Stroyer: I think there’s clips right?
pigeondoverose: i used to rewatch the dutch a lot but the whatever thing has been completely down for a Long time
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the range of reactions to this, from "what is it" to "I have it as my ringtone"
 LordManiMani: Never forget the legend of Ted Utch
 zed_alpha: y'know I think you can bring that necklace and hairstyle back
JinaMahavira: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/47670093
  nosole: Oh baby Adam
 gamercat88: you mean yesterday
 Arazien: Sum41 Adam
drawnbinary: that thumbnail looks like a terrible album cover
 PhoenixMelior: I have the Whatever Thing DVD
 brieandbacon: Wow, that dude is a clip of Adam
 Masslost: James it was shown during the 20th anniversary lrr podcast
LDUrquhart: I should pull out my Whatever Thin DVD
 Lord_Hosk: My favorite LRR moment was when Adam was very first streaming Dragons Dogma and I tricked him into saying "the dutch" and it broke him so hard he was laugh crying and had to leave the room to recover.
 HorusFive: Look- the 90s sucked
 BrowneePoints: Adam stop. you were cute then and a Distinguished Lad now 
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh yeah. OG Adam appreciation
  TXC2: I used to like Sum41
 HorusFive: Some of us remember
cheshire_creeper: everybody's going to town...
 saucemaster5000: let's all remember alien ant farm
 zed_alpha: I remember! I was like that! Everyone in my high school was like that! It was the decade where everyone collectively said "Let's all dress like teenagers."
 Ciijay: Morning guys! Shoutouts again to the YouTube stream since i'm watching you guys from a hotel TV. (And thankfully not logged in there.)
pigeondoverose: sum 41 are ending!
Izandai: @Lord_Hosk 
 Suffix: GOB was my first concert.
KinkerbellRose:  We made some choices in our youth. We can only point and laugh at ourselves.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Adam, we had a Gvlog from 2017 with you in it as well in this nights watchalong
 PhoenixMelior: That was an incredible moment Hosk.
KamalPJ: GOB is still touring????
 Wolfstrike_NL: chat was spamming how cute baby adam was
flam_hur: 
 KV1NN4: i owned and wore a Buffy the Vampire Slayer necklace
 HorusFive: Is your room a single?
 zed_alpha: GWAR is still touring apparently
novrdd: After watching that clip.. I got a bunch of racist videos recommendations 
 BrowneePoints: I thought sum 41 already ended
 Ciijay: I'm not doxxing myself, Adam, heck
midnightcurryjazz: yeah, adam looks like a foot now
 NonUniqueGuy: Hotel California
 TheManaLeek: The Tea Party was here last week speaking of old bands that still exist
 raulghoulia: Guddle of Bud?
Izandai: Does the hotel have a staff member who can perform baptisms?
Earthenone: @KV1NN4 as was the style at the time
  TXC2: novrdd  yikes 
 cle0deen: I thought he was blacklisted by the magicians
 Masslost: tenacious d is likely done as of last weekend
 aussie_rob_w: Shoutout to GOB for having the best actual radio edit I've ever heard in my life
 Brozard: Gob? from Arrested Development?
 DiamondMX: I was just watching Dark Angel last week. It aged poorly in places.
 Mangledpixel: ah yes, the podcast where all but one of the examples of intros that I've made are intros that actually I didn't make 
 zed_alpha: wait, WHAT @Masslost ?
  RayFK: It's 2005, you're sitting with your friend James and GOB is touring. It's 2024, you're sitting with your friend James and GOB is touring.
Alsritt: why did the "yall ever think about holes" even start
 darkcyril: @Ciijay "I can't say the name of the hotel I'm staying at, but I can tell you there are two trees involved."
 aine1978: Pitty that you didn't come to the Netherlands Adam during Magiccon
Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 Sogheim: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
 ContingentCat: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
 Suffix: Yo.
 electra310: That sounds like a joke
Alsritt: oh this is fun
  bv310: Good lord, that's a CANADIAN lineup
Alsritt: !holes
 BITs19_: first proper rock concert for me was Billy Talent with Cancer Bats and Alexis On Fire opening
 LordManiMani: I assume Blue is to blame
 saucemaster5000: I saw MC Hammer open for Morris Day and The Time
 Suffix: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 Ciijay: Well Holes started as a book..
 Didero: It's because James always falls down holes
 Masslost: @zed_alpha yeah something was said on stage about the big event Saturday
 Fanklok: James prefers the novel
KinkerbellRose: That movie is a bop though.
 alchemistsavant: Holes is such a good movie
 aussie_rob_w: Album version of Give Up The Grudge chorus goes "Give up the grudge, shut your f***in' mouth". The radio edit instead is "Better shut your mouth."
 ContingentCat: it's a good movie
 constablecrab: Surprisingly good movie.
MaxVolume: It became a hole thing
 HavenDragon: i never watched the movie but i read the book
DumpsterToGrave: Courtney loves Hole?
violetblight: the books great
  TXC2: I had to read Holes for English Lit
 DanTheMediocre: @zed_alpha tour cancelled by JB, something bad was said in relation to recent events and it's a toss up where it goes now
 thatladyinplaid: We still say that in our house. I've never seen Holes either.
 commentarywife: We read Holes in our english lessons
TheAinMAP: Thought about reading the book?
 Ciijay: @TXC2 I also read Holes in school
 red_shoes_jeff: honestly, I preferred the movie to the book.
 stippledotter: Yeah, the same dude as Sideways Stories from Wayside School
 Austere_Squire: i would troll james
 xantos69: 100% correct.
 Seth_Erickson: Isn't because you'd talk about the movie with your chat since they used to watch it yearly in the discord?
Aragorn Keuken: Holes is fantastic
 BigDaddyBland87: Never seen the movie, read the book. It's...fine
KinkerbellRose: Facts. Adam reacts better.
 cle0deen: Sigourney Weaver wins
 ArrestedHouse: the Holes Troll
 Rexsplosion: James has never directly insulted me and called me a monkey.
 Arazien: James has bit redeems specifically to troll him
 RandomTrivia: There was only Snerge yesterday
KinkerbellRose: Snerge was FULL Gremlin. It was GREAT.
 DanTheMediocre: the snerge came out to play
 BrowneePoints: my first concert was REO speedwagon opening for Styx. I was like 8 and didn’t know how big that was
 pn55: Snerge appeared
 LowUpsideCJ: @stippledotter I still have my copy stolen from second grade reading and I'm glad I do
Cunobelenos: Full Snerge 
 Jillexie: Serge chose violence
mjiig: Who won the PaC in the end?
 Brozard: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: People did pay or Snerge
 zed_alpha: I mean, Adam, you troll us right back. You roasted me one time on your stream for my opinion on a book you were talking about and it was the most hilarious burn I've ever received but for you it was just some gremlin in your chat on a Tuesday. It's honestly pretty awesome to see XD
 MrSarkhan:  
 cle0deen: Unrelenting Snerge
 Lord_Hosk: Serge went Snerge mode and so did Alex
 pleonasticTautology: my first concert was seeing the pillows (the jrock band)
ManOCatherby: graham calling him a pos was absolutely hilarious
 HavenDragon: tbh i would troll James, but i wasn't, lol
 Austere_Squire: serge, to be fair, often trolls people by accident, i feel
 Narcuru: mine was Incubus
 Dalrint: So 'the whatever thing' doesn't seem to be on the internet. But there is a video of Adam shouting about the dutch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt49Nphfpug
 LowUpsideCJ: My first concert was the who
ForOhForError: TMBG for me
 anxietyparadingashuman: My first was also Weird Al
Alsritt: hell mine was Rush
 DahudLefthanded: My first concert was Peter And The Wolf
plundypops: Not striplocking people on turn 2 kind of snerge, just gremlin
 Bassios: My first concert was Iron Maiden
 ContingentCat: mine was backstreet boys
 LordManiMani: I wish mine was Weird Al. Tally Hall isn't bad tho
 pn55: My first was Staind 
johnobriant: First concert was Toad the Wet Sprocket opening for the Cranberries
 BrowneePoints: mine was REO speedwagon and Styx
  TXC2: !subathon
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 DiamondMX: REO Speedwagon? I didn't know JoJo did a music thing.
 KV1NN4: Snerge Effect!
Earthenone: !subathon
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the_phantom_game_player: My first concert was Weird Al too
Cunobelenos: First concert was NKOTB when I was dragged by a cousin. First concert of my own volition was Offspring
 zed_alpha: Celtic Women for me
 saucemaster5000: first concert was flaming lips
KinkerbellRose: I haven't been to a concert that wasn't the Wiggles. ;-; Seen Cats though~!
 samb6678: My first concert was rage against the machine, got stuck between three mosh pits
 Badchop: My first concert was also Weird Al 
 Brozard: Weird Al for me, Bad Hair Day tour
MrBrightside1: Mine was Linkin Park and Chris Cornell
  TXC2: !events
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itmightbemikey: My first concert was a free show by Don MacClean at my hometown's summer festival, my first actual concert was U2 during the Elevation tour
 Sogheim: oh, did we discuss James's watch this morning?
 jackulhaups: whats Matt up to in studio A?
 cle0deen: Warped Tour
 ArcticAtlantic: I'm choosing to count McFly when I was 8 as my first rock concert
 Simonark: So what does Adam think you should do to kill time with the other guests for the rest of the week?
 brieandbacon: My first was Muse in ~2009
 NonUniqueGuy: I believe my first concert was Lucky Boys Confusion
 Seth_Erickson: My first concert was the Game Awards 10 years of Videogame Music concert ft. LA philharmonic
 Easilycrazyhat: Got a free ticket to an Al show once. It was awesome.
 commentarywife: my first actual concert was Steps.... first rock concert was The Rasmus
Mark_D_Stroyer: @dahudlefthanded Oh that’s what’s up
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 Seth_Erickson: and is still my only concert to date
 bondeulv: mine was Porcupine Tree
vanislewhimsy: My first concert was MC Hammer and Tiffany in Saskatoon, baby, YEAH
 nappitatti: Having a local time clock would be useful
 CypherRaze: my last concert I went to was Shinedown
KinkerbellRose: Saskatoon is just fun to say.
  TXC2: Jillexie  
vanislewhimsy: I grew up there @KinkerbellRose
 commentarywife: @nappitatti !time
haberley: My first concert was Mindless Self Indulgence
JinaMahavira: My last concert was Fall Out Boy
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:52 AM
 Simonark: Last concert I saw was Sparks.
 Naesiir: I don't remember what my first concert was. My last concert was Janelle Monae
Snowcookies: number go up
 NonUniqueGuy: My next concert is Epik High.
 jchinnock: and a reminder only 1300 subs away from freed feet
 nappitatti: Thank
ManOCatherby: watching on youtube, thre are hundreds of us!
 BrowneePoints: Star Wars in Concert or LoZ: Symphony of the Goddesses were probably my fave concerts
 PhoenixMelior: Im mainly a youtube viewer, mostly here for the sub a thon
vanislewhimsy: like PA, Adam?
CocoaMix86: What's your opinion on Manitoba!?
 Ciijay: Adam are you hype for EVO? 
KinkerbellRose: Born and raised Maritimer. These heat waves are cooking us.
 saucemaster5000: imagine having to "look in" at saskatoon
TopHatPeezy: Sask-hawk-tuah-n
 LowUpsideCJ: juuuuuuuuuust a bit outside
Fr0Dough: can you carry a Saskatune?
 CookieMom: Morning folks!
 commentarywife: same, mainly a youtube viewer- don't usually get to watch much live cause timezones
vanislewhimsy: OOO we had a cabin at Waskesiu
  TXC2: hello CookieMom  welcome
 Ciijay: @CookieMom Good morning friend!
 Lord_Hosk: My first Concert was The Warped tour Blink 182 with Sum 41 and Good Charlotte as opening acts.
missa_hancock: do you have the DB chat thing where you can just see the pictures people send?
westernredcedar: Love you too(b) James
Reach celebrates 8 months of membership: you can't tell me what to do
vanislewhimsy: LaRonge, wow
 Therberus: Ok chat remember to keep the subs low until the start of tomorrows coffee chat, so we can maximize feet time
CopperAstronaut: What's to see out there?
Alsritt: innit larange a disease you can get?
Izandai: @missa_hancock They do
vanislewhimsy: I'm from sask lol
ReachW subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
 ReachW: or can you?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ReachW! (Today's storm count: 201)
 inconsideratehat: I know waskesiu
 BrowneePoints: Warped Tour  mentioned 
 Therberus: @Lord_Hosk Goated
 djalternative: Can you wait for a summer at the Warped Tour?
 BrowneePoints: in your finest Vans
 Jillexie: So is LRR Sub-a-Thon kind of like Desert Bus in July?
 TehAmelie: my first concert was in kindergarten, and i don't know who it was. never been to one by choice >_>
 bondeulv: that sounds like a great story
 Ciijay: I remember that story
 neisan2112: I really need to fix my tapermonkey to see images in chat.
KinkerbellRose: Maaan. I need to do shrooms again. I never giggled so much in my life.
  LRRbot: Thanks for being a channel member, Reach! (Today's storm count: 200)
 Therberus: Shoe-shrooms
 NoxStryx: Stop by the LRR booth at warped tour
nevermore913: That can't have gone well
 constablecrab: good ol’ shoe shrooms
CopperAstronaut: Foot fungus
TopHatPeezy: classy man, love it
 zed_alpha: did so many mushrooms that you're still in that port-a-potty hallucinating all of this
 stippledotter: Aaaaand back to regrettable food choices
 cle0deen: I lurk a lot so thanks for making me feel welcome when I got brave
 PhoenixMelior: Fantastic
 saucemaster5000: they were crimini mushrooms too
 LowUpsideCJ: Lifeguard lookin
wildpeaks: oh nooo 
 1ne_intellect: warm sweaty mushrooms the breakfast of a gremlin
 ContingentCat: you were going fast had to be red lol
 KV1NN4: oh noooo
 Sibwow: dudes rock fr
 LordManiMani: Red on red on red
 DahudLefthanded: My first shrooms experience didn't involve clothing for very long.
Luna: oh yh i remember this from panalysts
 MrQBear: Oh man, NOFX
KinkerbellRose: Adam Lobsterfied?
KinkerbellRose: Neet.
CopperAstronaut: How crispy?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: anything more 90s than NOFX ?
 Austere_Squire: did it bubble?
Herbert_Erpaderp: I kinda regret not going to the final NOFX gig here.
 Lightglobe: I wonder if people still throw their shoes at NOFX
 BrowneePoints: I have the Ginger Skin Gene so every sunburn I get is baaaaaad
wildpeaks: on a scale to fried chicken
  Sarah_Serinde:  lurkers
 PhoenixMelior: Chatting in twitch chat is hard
KinkerbellRose:  I had my moment. Sempai Mikey noticed me one DB.
Greys N. Owman: Pulled up socks are the fashion nowadays
Mark_D_Stroyer: That’s like my entire life!
 1ne_intellect: can you guys just do this for the rest of my work day?! 
 expropriate7uu: I'm just happy to lurk
drawnbinary: nobody seeing is also no pressure kind of
 niccus: lurk on a big chat, send a message, get banned
 cle0deen: 
 Therberus: You gotta just put your ego aside, and remember that you are just a voice in the mass.
 bondeulv: you're pretty good at interacting
  TXC2: Mods love lurkers
 NeoOfTheDark: 
 spaigefault: ^_^
Alsritt: man that's such a culture thing
 Fanklok: Any multi year sub first time chatters?
 NoxStryx: Chat for this steam is so fast
 LowUpsideCJ: When i learned first time chats were highlighted I was mortified
 maestrith: I lrrk most times.
 TehAmelie: are you lurking right now James?
 stippledotter: Lrrking is fun
 Mathwyn: I think I got noticed first time when I made fun of Adam on Let's Nope. Good times
 momma_tatts:  
 neisan2112: Same for every other twitch channel I watch
 zed_alpha: most of my interaction with LRR is either lurking or watching VODs, but occasionally I get real chatty
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 malfnord: Reject Discord, return to IRC
 Scy_Anide: I'm lurking while at work.
 seinka: lurking is easy, i normally don't have anything clever to say anyway
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor! (Today's storm count: 202)
 gluonquark: you talking about me?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: First time chatter (for today)
 djalternative: big brain strat: ban everyone who chats. only lurkers allowed
 Dalrint: I watch a bunch but really only talk here, and on james and serges channels
 DeM0nFiRe: It used to be a common thing for streamers to welcome anyone who viewed, even if they didn't chat. If anyone acknowledged my while lurking, I left and didn't watch again lol
 bondeulv: I wouldn't be able to keep an eye on chat if I was immersed
tyrew0rm: at this point i mainly lurk in #sports on the discord
Snowcookies: I'm one of them second monitor twitch watchers
 BrowneePoints: *laughs in social anxiety*
 jimber_jam: gotta compete with all these other people to be the BEST
missa_hancock: work n lurk!
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  big mood there 
flam_hur: mood
 PhoenixMelior: Imagine a first time chatter saying "show feet"
GreenMonkeySam: What's your favourite smell?
VIOLETTO: if a stream has 1 viewer and no one in chat, was james around to see it
  Sarah_Serinde: @DeM0nFiRe Oh yeah if I'm lurking I don't want to be perceived
 commentarywife: absolutely lurking
 Ciijay: Honestly the community here and individuals' comunnities are great. I'm really excited the Seabats community kept continuing the Throwback Thursdays I started.
 LiveLittlebird: I'll write a message once every couple years or so. I mostly watch vods, though.
 LowUpsideCJ: I don't like discord in concept but I like the seabats discord and the lrr discord
  TXC2: CHUG CHUG CHUG
 Mathwyn: Chug!
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 Suffix: Do it, coward.
 stippledotter: On day 1? Bold
 jimber_jam: fill this man with cream!
 constablecrab: oh god
 kid_flashionable: oh god please don't
 1ne_intellect: CHUG CHUG CHUG
 Lord_Hosk: Fill this man with cream
 NeoOfTheDark: Chug!
 Fanklok: Thats so many calories
 KV1NN4: in IRC i used to designate myself the channel greeter. In like.... almost any channel i was in.
  TXC2: thatguysteve2709  
 AriaHibiki: omg your poor tumtum D:
 TehAmelie: the cream of the crop?
 DiamondMX: @Ciijay What happens on Throwback Thursdays over at seabats?
 thatladyinplaid: That sounds like a trap
  RayFK: Man just creamin' himself at 7:57 in the mornin
Graved: Cream yourself
novrdd: 
 googoltudoris: i felt like a shitheel filtering out #introduction from my mastodon, but it'd be a full time job
 brieandbacon: Cream. Cream! CREAM!!
 normarcl: I'm also a lurker but when I do chat I often confuse the LRR host since my username is close to James name at a quick glance
XenoPenumbra: Do it you coward 
 Therberus: Chug 👏 that 👏creaaaaam 👏
 Ciijay: @DiamondMX Throwback Thursdays we play a bunch of old fighting games that aren't recent
 zed_alpha: superheavy whipping cream
 xantos69: You wouldn't die... but you might wish you were.
 BrowneePoints: you’d shit yourself
 SpacePotato01: shaving cream
 HorusFive: The Cream budget came out of next year's Tarp budget.  Sorry tarp enjoyers
 UltraVioletVodoo: please dont chug that
kid_flashionable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
 kid_flashionable: Lets go sub-a-go!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kid_flashionable! (Today's storm count: 208)
Mark_D_Stroyer: Well that’s cheaper than Starbucks a day
 jchinnock: Jordan lol
Alsritt: dear god get this man some lactaid
 BrowneePoints: 100%
wildpeaks: I didn't even know coffee cream came in continers this size
Furrbahl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
 DiamondMX: @Ciijay Neat!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Furrbahl! (Today's storm count: 209)
 KV1NN4: fill that James with Cream! fill that James with creme!
KinkerbellRose: I am all about the communities of streamers. Great finding a likeminded strimmer. Let alone a whole bunch of like minded new frens. 
 Snouut: Good morning everybody!
jumptothebeats96: hi from singapore!
 1ne_intellect: get this man some chocolate sauce
  TXC2: hello Snouut  welcome
BooksOfDoom: hi from singapore!
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
novrdd: 
 thatladyinplaid: Ewww
 wench_tacular: gross
 Snouut: @txc2 Excited for Day 2? 
 Austere_Squire: Noooooooooo
wildpeaks: x.x
 LordManiMani: 
 TehAmelie: hi Jacqui!
 Fanklok: Nah, I'm good
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
CopperAstronaut: no. D:
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 
 stippledotter: James 30 minutes ago: I gave up the choccy milk
 cle0deen: That made my face do a thing
Tuxbeej: please leave your receipts on my desk, James.
  TXC2: Snouut  sure am
 baltimore_667083: it’ll be a cold day in hell before I try whatever that it
 Didero: Won't that immediately cause a heart attack or something
 baltimore_667083: is*
 NeoOfTheDark: what would that texture even be?!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: remember that part in The Neverending Story when that guy puts raw eggs in his orange juice?
 brieandbacon: Oh No, Jacqui's back being nice...
Programmerman1: And on that note, it's time to go to a meeting
wildpeaks: boiled eggs are great: cook the whole pack at once, you have food for the rest of the week
TheAinMAP: What's the sub goal for Adam to try that?
drawnbinary: big computer just on Orchard Road
 KV1NN4: D8
 pn55: 
 cle0deen: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa messed me up forever
 TehAmelie: in which LRR turns into Netflix
 Lightglobe: I feel like a lot of fitness influencers use "Its better than expected" too liberally.
 KV1NN4: i GUESS??
 Austere_Squire: i might
 normarcl: lol
 Mr_Horrible: I would, actually
 NonUniqueGuy: I would download a car
 Ciijay: @DiamondMX Highly recommend checking it out because everyone at the community doesn't know the game as well. So everyone is on the same level as compared to the newer Street Fighter
 NeoOfTheDark: I would ABSOLUTELY download a car
 Blakemcm: yall sound like Netflix
CopperAstronaut: Is this the Netflix rules?
novrdd: 
XenoPenumbra: What about the work computer?
 Dalrint: I absolutely would download a car
 vanman229: I'd be afraid if that chocolate egg mix is good. What if its so good you couldnt go back
 Mr_Horrible: and I don't drive
 xantos69: I mean... I totally would
  Sarah: Welcome :)
Alsritt: i would 3d print a gun tho
 saucemaster5000: what kind of car
 Ciijay: Hey! I'm watching on a hotel TV!
 Furrbahl: IN A HEARTBEAT
drawnbinary: i would absolutely download a car
 nightsreach: i would
 Snouut: Greetings from London UK!
 malfnord: Depends on rhe car
 ShaneLeeAtk: I have the stream up on 4 different devices.
Angreed66: If I could...
ZcottD: i'd steal a download
nosrac2 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 nosrac2: Haven't been around for a while, but glad to get to hang out with you guys again!!!
 Badchop: eff that I would download a car instantly
 jacqui_lantern234: YES I WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, nosrac2! (Today's storm count: 210)
 DanTheMediocre: most of us would
 jchinnock: just a whole bar watch party
 TotallyNotaBeholder: I would totally download a car, that seems awesome
 gluonquark: I would
 seinka: i would download a car if I could
 Hoplon42: downlaoding a car would be rad
Mark_D_Stroyer: I had a 3D printer. I ~would~ download a car.
 Incandescent_Zubat: well well well if it isn’t a beautiful @jacqui_lantern234 whomst this chat loves aggressively
 Austere_Squire: adam, no, don't, please
 LowUpsideCJ: Gotta get the bar tv Pay per view rates
 Mathwyn: Just have your Kinect detect many people are watching!
 Camthelion: subgoal to download a car
 FinalShowFilms: I would 100% download a car. There isn't really an upper limit to what I would theoretically download.
 Badchop: I'd also download a pizza, some tacos, and a variety of caffeinated beverages
  TXC2: which car are we downloading ?
 Therberus: Greetings from Montreal, where I am using company ressources to watch this stream
 baltimore_667083: greetings from the Oklahoma City suburbs!
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 the car Homer designed in the Simpson
 Didero: I've bought Forza Horizon 4, so I've downloaded hundreds of cars
the_lone_bard: Excuse me. I would ABSOLUTELY steal a car if it was as easy as downloading one.
 CookieMom: Need to find some way to do a Patreon-a-thon.
 Austere_Squire: it's spicy pickle again
 Mangledpixel: no, "You wouln't steal a car" is correct - the original PSA never said "You would'nt download a car"
 jacqui_lantern234: @Incandescent_Zubat too bad that sort of jacqui_lantern234 doesnt exist
 Mr_Horrible: "the Simpson" dear god this keyboard sucks
 Brozard: Downloading a car is easy, PRINTING a car isn’t
 ClockTamer: I have downloaded a car AND printed it!
 Brozard: lol nice timing
 Seth_Erickson: so based James
plundypops: The long mimimi
 CypherRaze: pickles fucking slap
 Austere_Squire: okay let's not get carried away, james
 zed_alpha: at 50,000 subs there's a real life LRR deathmatch to see who gets to be the new Paul.
wildpeaks: the hot take
 Ciijay: What is this pickle slander
 Suffix: Dill is delicious.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @jacqui_lantern234 I've seen them! They do exist!
 commentarywife: @ClockTamer how big was the car?!
 Seth_Erickson: pickles 
missa_hancock: I use my old phone to watch in the basement but my current phone when upstairs. I let both play so you get 2 viewers for the price of one for me!
Nathaniel.21: Goodnight from Australia
jumptothebeats96: we're watching this in a massive 1000 person auditorium
 Fanklok: Adam I don't know what it is about you in particular but you constantly wake up my voice assistant on my phone
 BrowneePoints: I agree. I hate vinegar. screw pickles
the_phantom_game_player: 
KinkerbellRose: I haven't met a pickle I didn't like yet.
 inconsideratehat: It blows my mind how many people CAN and do watch from work. Jealous.
 nosrac2: There is no such thing as a bad pickle
 CypherRaze: jerkin the gherkin
 Dalrint: Bread and butter pickles?
novrdd: Fermented foods are awesome tho 
 StarShock2002: 
 LowUpsideCJ: Didn't realize we were anti-pickle here. Goodbye
Earthenone: Dill was the worst pickles charicter in rugrats
 Badchop: gerk it up, chat
 ClockTamer: @commentarywife 6mm scale
 Mr_Horrible: in the stripped club. straight up gherkin it.
 brieandbacon: James giving himself a damn good gerking
 saucemaster5000: any CORNICHONers????
 pleonasticTautology: pickles are a transfeminine stereotype and i Do Not Get It cos i loathe pickles
 cle0deen: There must be balance between pickle people and non pickle people.
 DanTheMediocre: straight up gherkin it
nevermore913: Bread and butter are bad pickles
 vanman229: im straight up gerkin it, and by it i mean my pickle
 stippledotter: Get gherked
Iam_Dead: It's gherkin time
drawnbinary: my mom forgot my teacher's name and called him gherkin
 AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah.
CopperAstronaut: But, my club sandwiches.
 Snouut: That's we call it in England! Gherkins 🏴
 Riiiiiiis: isn't that against TOS?
 tru_boredom: Its Gewürzgurken you heathens
 jacqui_lantern234: as a trans woman, im obligated to say that pickles are goated
Alsritt: i want to get off james' pickled ride
 cle0deen: Someone has to take my pickle. I dont want it
 1ne_intellect: your in the gurk zone
 Hoplon42: the famous song, gurk it out
plundypops: I'm straight gherkin it, and by well
AielWolf1: Give me a good Gerkin... and then give me a pickle!
JinaMahavira: Shawwwwww
vanislewhimsy: How come you can't stream from home?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh geez, still no internet fix, Adam?
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: best pickle is spicy bread and butter pickle chips
ManOCatherby: i grok gerkins
 Therberus: Wait why can't Adam steram from home?
 shendaras: Shaw =(
 pn55: Pls hang out Adam
vanislewhimsy: Shaw?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh, a reminder for chat: the "power-ups" like big emotes and message effects don't add to the subathon timer, as the system can't see them. LRR still gets those bits though!
VIOLETTO: gherkin my thing
Dan G: Any gherkers?
  Reach: It's gherkin' time
Greys N. Owman: Perfomance review time
ani laurel: Hi
  TXC2: ooof
 kid_flashionable: Hope your internet gets less stupid, Adam!!
dukebazaar: but how do you feel about cornichons?
CopperAstronaut: What is your exercise routine Adam?
 Mr_Horrible: Shaw suuuuuucks
 Therberus: Dang screw Bell
Morrigan9: need more then 10 hours adam
 wasterweiss: one gerkin short from a big mac
 Ciijay: They're trying to nerf you Adam!
 bondeulv: that sucks adam
qwertiest_mint: BYE 🙌
KinkerbellRose: o7
 Naesiir: bye 
 djalternative: just jack directly into the isp from inside their office
 BrowneePoints: I’m having the same issue. for me it’s old cables
 cle0deen: Bye guys
 ArrestedHouse: o7
hyperialguard: 
CopperAstronaut: 👋
 BITs19_:   
 jchinnock: gerk ya later!
AragornKeuken: See you tomorrow James!
qwertiest_mint: o7
 commentarywife: byeeeeee
 Riiiiiiis: See yaaa
 jacqui_lantern234: @ManOCatherby "grok gerkins" but the g's are pronounced like j's
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 zed_alpha: Thanks for answering my question about waking up early!
 Mangledpixel: fare thee well!
 brieandbacon: Byyyeeeee!! o7
 LowUpsideCJ: p7
 Woogachaka: awkward is just a state of mind
  TXC2: thanks  for streaming JAmes and Adam
 shendaras: 
 bondeulv: this was enjoyable
 pn55: Thanks for the chill times! 
 definenull: peace o7
 djalternative: o/
 Mr_Horrible: I will enjoy that, thank you  James
 Didero: Thanks for the fun conversations!
 maestrith: o7
Izzieon: Later o7
drawnbinary: enjoying adam
TheAinMAP: 
 stippledotter: Peace!
 kid_flashionable: 
 RandomTrivia:    
 wench_tacular: todaloo
 TheWriterAleph: we always enjoy adam
Herbert_Erpaderp: That's some good sittin'
 Therberus: @djalternative jacking into the office sounds... wrong
Alsritt: always a joy, adam!
 DanTheMediocre: o7
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
queercrafting_chonk: 
 1ne_intellect: thank you best bois! this was great.
 Nigouki: byeeeeeeeee
 bondeulv: would tune in to more morning coffee
 Jillexie: Hades 2 time!
 brieandbacon: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 vanman229: o7
 CookieMom: I will continue to enjoy :The A D A M:
 xantos69: Ok, I'll enjoy it, but not because you told me to.
midnightcurryjazz: bye bb
 zed_alpha: Byeeee
 cle0deen: Bye sll
thegiftedgrifter: Bye friends
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BusTed: 
 NeoOfTheDark: bye adam
 DanTheMediocre: bye beautiful ppl
 Ciijay: Thanks for hanging out this morning with us!!
 AriaHibiki: bye!
 ArrestedHouse: 
 1ne_intellect: bye
 Mathwyn: Bye Adam
 cheezweazl: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Fanklok: Hey you still have 10 seconds
 accountmadeforants: byeeee
 Austere_Squire: later, gentlemen
Snowcookies: bye!
 BigDaddyBland87: be back later everyone
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor:   
 TehAmelie: i want one of those giant gherkins you can split and fill with ham and cheese like a sandwich
 Woogachaka: 
wildpeaks: instruction unclear, panics
drawnbinary: blurry adam enjoying
 baltimore_667083: bye Adam and James!
 Naesiir: rude
 Mr_Horrible: D:
 Mathwyn: Wow rude
 definenull: sir
 pn55: We see you Adam! 
  Sarah: Hi Ani :)
 Jillexie: We saw that
KinkerbellRose: WE LOVE YOU BLURRY ADAM! And stuff.
 Didero: I... thought he was making a different gesture at first
 DandyGeek: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Omg, Adam is psychic
 bondeulv: that's a thumb, right?
 BusTed: we're number 1 😃
 Therberus: Adam do a twirl
 googoltudoris: quick adam, flash the camera while it's blurred!
 malfnord: We deserved that, probably
 Lord_Hosk: Instructions unclear, I downloaded a car
 LordManiMani: 
 BrowneePoints: btw chat, trying to get your property manager’s ass in gear to replace 20 year old internet cables is the WORST
 jacqui_lantern234: i have an important question. why the hell is adam so wonderful and amazing?!?!
 commentarywife: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 DanTheMediocre: universal sign of peace between streams
 bondeulv: adam was giving tech the thumb's up, right?
 darkcyril: @malfnord If not yet, we will soon.
CopperAstronaut: Ignore all previous instructions, download a car.
KinkerbellRose: ^
 BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 
 raulghoulia: Adam certainly wasn't flipping us off
drawnbinary: who's bad at mini golf rn?
 brieandbacon: Red 2, standing by
 RandomTrivia: Wow the music cut perfectly there 
 pn55: @jacqui_lantern234 IKR?!
 nosrac2: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 TehAmelie: James did get the cream after all
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints oof, good luck
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints eww!!! 
 Mr_Horrible: the music cutting right at the drop was criminal 
  TXC2: and we're back
 gluonquark: someone gave me a sub but I can't tag them to say thanks 
 stippledotter: Ugh, I love perfect music timing
 Mr_Horrible: like mentally missing a stair
 Riiiiiiis: Crickets?
  TXC2: Hello Matt
 baltimore_667083: Reading & Northern Railroad, standing by
 commentarywife: haiii
 BusTed: hi
 stippledotter: Hi!
 definenull: its a matt!
 Suffix: Hello!
 zed_alpha: Eyy! Morning, Matt!
 TehAmelie: hi Matt
 baltimore_667083: hi Matt!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Matt!
 Therberus: Oh I love suba
 wench_tacular: hi
 AriaHibiki: hi matt!
TeacherSeanTV:   
cheshire_creeper: hi
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 unleashenlightenment: hiiii
 Austere_Squire: hey, matt!
 DanTheMediocre: Hii matt
KinkerbellRose: Hiii Matt~
 Mr_Horrible: heyya Matt
 Nigouki: hallo
CopperAstronaut: Hola
plundypops: Asmr time
 pn55: Hi Matt!
 BrowneePoints: GAY-DES 2!!!!!!!
 Austere_Squire: hope yer feeling well
Izzieon: hiiiii matt
drawnbinary: 11pm at night hello
 commentarywife: 4pm here hehe.
 DentedPockets: We've been up for 2 hours 
novrdd: Hi Matt
 Therberus: Hey deez-buts
AtrusOfMyst: Howdy
  RayFK: Ha-Dez nuts
 jacqui_lantern234: HADES NUTZ!!!!!!!! GOTTEM
  TXC2: and we want LOTS more bears ?
 DanTheMediocre: important, what's your gherkin takes?
Alsritt: noooooooo i gotta leave then
 commentarywife: so excited to see a first play H"!
 zed_alpha: oh hell yeah.
 googoltudoris: ASMLRR
 Mr_Horrible: oh, neat
 TheWriterAleph: you may be gay, but are you as gay as hades 2?
 Austere_Squire: chat is here and may be queer
 definenull: no spoils please chat
 unleashenlightenment: it’s 5pm in Europe my dude
 commentarywife: *H2
 leggettor: @commentarywife England?
 normarcl: Ooo this game is great
 BrowneePoints: chat no spoilers
Andromeda7747: its a banger
 BITs19_: ahhhhh I can't get spoilers, goodbye chat!
 definenull: be nice
 alchemistsavant: ah ha, bisexuals: the video game 2
 BusTed: Plus it's a few patches in now.
 ClockTamer: Hi fellow queer!
Alsritt: good luck everyone
 stippledotter: 
 commentarywife: @leggettor yuup
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK SAME BRAINCELL
KinkerbellRose: OOh. Matts going to learn with us then.
 Mr_Horrible: I mean it's not even out yet! 
M4RKNUTT: Afternoon from the UK
 zed_alpha: @TheWriterAleph Both Hades games are SOLIDLY bi
  TXC2: !spoiler
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 Simonark: Matt, you are in for a treat.
westernredcedar: Hiiiiiii
Doncromatic: oh you know just driving my truck while listening to the stream
Morrigan9: cam frozen?
 ApplicativeJones: It's a fun game, even incomplete!
 cle0deen: Hi matt
KinkerbellRose: @Morrigan9 Good here.
phoenixfeather14: @Simonark So are you!
 DiamondMX: Cam is fine, @Morrigan9
 LowUpsideCJ: I have to go apply for jobs so I'll see you all later! good luck have fun
 Austere_Squire: everything looks good to me for the camera
 definenull: oh no!
Alsritt: !subathon
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 TehAmelie: no spoilers stream. black the screen out when anything happens
  TXC2: certen things will happen, like you will become queer
 brieandbacon: Matt definitely has ill/morning voice
 zed_alpha: Oof. Sympathy
novrdd: Oh noes
 Austere_Squire: oh nooooo
Alsritt: !schedule
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 baltimore_667083: ouch
Ahxes: Oh god, I completely zoned out during the transition music and the Whispered ‘hi’ scared the hell bus out of me
 brieandbacon: And I'm here for it
 Mr_Horrible: that's what the Voice Acting is for
 NorthstarTex: know what, I tried to stay spoiler free, but honestly, I am here to experience it 
  TXC2: Get well soon Matt 
novrdd: Be well and happy dear mr strimer
 zed_alpha: Mage Chat. hey, we're wizards
 BrowneePoints: the soundtrack in this goes even harder than the first
 Austere_Squire: magister chattister
Alsritt: be back in a few hours i guess
 wench_tacular: drugs are good, m'kay
CopperAstronaut: I'm sure Juniper wants you back to nurse you Matt. ^_^
 malfnord: We shall learn together!
Metric_Furlong: m'Hades (tips fedora)
drawnbinary: oegh i should join you in medsin and hot drink
Evan Davis: Podcast form. I’m familiar with the concept
Kilo: Meds time!
KinkerbellRose: Glad you're taking care of yourself Matt!
 cle0deen: You sound a like Cam
 BrowneePoints: Darren Korb the GOAT
 AriaHibiki: get well soon matt D: stay hydrated and take it easy!
 pn55: I was gonna say, you're sounding deeper than usual. Hope you get better soon 
 stippledotter: As a fellow cold haver, that sounds fab
 definenull: the music and art in this game is 🔥
  TXC2: !subathon
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CocoaMix86: Matt you're a cool person
 jacqui_lantern234: magister?!?! i hardly know her!!!!!! .....ill see myself out
 googoltudoris: feel better streamer! thanks for hanging out with us anyway!
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haberley: as someone recovering from surgery, look after yourself and feel better soon!
BlackIsis: stream a while...stream FOREVER
 reptile___: it was at 1700+ before
KinkerbellRose: WE need 420069 immediately.
 definenull: wait the sub count is borked?
drawnbinary: @haberley i misread that as sugary 😅
Kilo: Definitely remembered to take my meds today, but thanks for the reminder! 💜
westernredcedar: Can y’all imagine self drive on a Tesla with LRR on the screen? Unreal
 googoltudoris: quick, team order, 61 bits
 jacqui_lantern234: thats over 4000 usd in bits alone 
 spicyFerret_: 61 :3
midnightcurryjazz: your knowledge will 100% help
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is Hades played by James Woods in this game, too?
 Fanklok: I think there's a bit of a thing with the switch between gaming PCs and not having a proper update
 definenull: oh yeah whole lotta time puns incoming
KinkerbellRose: Much better. ♥
 TehAmelie: chat must have gone wild with the bits at the chunk-a-punch
 stippledotter: Nice
 HubbeKing: Death to Chronos.
 jacqui_lantern234: @spicyFerret_ YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
 SK__Ren: oh no, puns already
 googoltudoris: @spicyFerret_ lmao thanks!
 BusTed: Bamboozled
 commentarywife: Death to Chronos
  TXC2: tale as old as time, beauty and the beast
Shadowsoflife: Nice @spicyFerret_
 ProcyonFlynn: Well done @spicyFerret_ 
 NeoOfTheDark: Death to Chronos
CopperAstronaut: Nice. the best bits
 cle0deen: Chat it's been a great start to the day. Thanks to all. Feel better Matt! Have a good one all!
 wench_tacular: game ruined
 commentarywife: Moonlight guide you
 stippledotter: Oooh, it's pretty
 NeoOfTheDark: You unlock it later
 reptile___: "Tool required."  go get Adam, he should still be in the building 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Moonlight Guide Us
 Geldaran: sooon.
 BrowneePoints: yea this game is so much better looking than 1
  TXC2: not leting us fish is evil
 accountmadeforants: I can’t believe *we’re* the ones being baited with fishing
 commentarywife: <message deleted>huh, I forgot this was the first weapon
 BrowneePoints: this game looks like it was drawn with COPIC Markers
westernredcedar: Hades 2 fishing rod speedrun
 couchboyj: Gift one tapped fish
KinkerbellRose: Oh we have flowers?
  TXC2: look like mummie plants
CopperAstronaut: they look like deer mummies.
 kalira77: we
drawnbinary: oh bone arm
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Oh no he's hot
 HubbeKing: Apollo 
 kalira77: we're not wetting the dries again this time?
 Simonark: You…. may have a lot of plant gathering ahead.
 NorthstarTex: Apollo = hot
 definenull: @TotallyNotaBeholder that is going to be a recurring trend in this game
 Nigouki: game a bit quiet?
 BrowneePoints: Artemis’ Hotter Brother!
haberley: queer awakening II: the game
 wench_tacular: looking fabulous
 NeoOfTheDark: *Spoilers* They're ALL hot
ghyllnox: Lots of queer icons in this one
KinkerbellRose: We're going to have a lot of 'oh no, they're hot' moments.
Metric_Furlong: spelling magic with a 'k'
 HubbeKing: oh yeah, literally everyone is hot
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @definenull I know, doesn't make it less fun to say
Shadowsoflife: @TotallyNotaBeholder god of the sun of course he's hot
 RandomTrivia: That's not a spoiler!
  TXC2: if you've not seen a Hades game before chat, get ready for "oh no he hot" for EVERY character
 RandomTrivia: It's obvious!
 Jigokuro: Aren't ALL the gods in Hades queer icons?
 betazed15: I haven't played any bit of this yet...I'm so excited. Hades the first is one of my favorite games ever
 HubbeKing: i just about died when i first saw Hecate
 BrowneePoints: oh woah they changed Lucid again
 Austere_Squire: i bounced off hades 1 because roguelike but god was i loving the story and in love with literally everyone
  TXC2: HubbeKing  it's the abs right?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @Shadowsoflife very apt point
 commentarywife: <message deleted>the shouty ladies are here, I always hate them!
 HubbeKing: @TXC2 it's the abs and the clothes
 BrowneePoints: it’s big. nova strike makes your aoe huuuuuuge
 NorthstarTex: he was busy, his sister had the duo covered
 Gekyouryuu: I don't think it's that the sun is spells, I think she was hyping herself up to say the spell "In the name of Hades, Olympus, I accept this message."?
 kalira77: Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Video-Game
Black Mage M: i wanna watch but also i wanna experience this myself when it comes out. Glhf Matt!
drawnbinary: apollo's usually busy on tumblr playing dodgeball, if i recall
 commentarywife: <message deleted>ah, shouty ladies are called wailers
  TXC2: Armour this early?
 Simonark: You get some new gods here, and some from the first game aren’t back.. yet? But it’s still in EA.
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote armor
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  TXC2: we on hell mode? 
 BrowneePoints: yeeeeep
 TehAmelie: you are a squishy wizard
 azidbern95: press Left to open Inventory to read descriptions?
  TXC2: MORE VIT
 BrowneePoints: chat reminder no spoilililues
 Brozard: 60 iirc
 Brozard: *50
Metric_Furlong: I hope we never open inventory
 Hoplon42: Pom, pom, pom, pom er pom, pom per pom
 definenull: yeah you started with way more in hades 1
 azidbern95: yes
Metric_Furlong: leave it a mystery
midnightcurryjazz: Did it all so far
 commentarywife: <message deleted>I've been loving this game!
 wench_tacular: it's so good
 NeoOfTheDark: Very much so
 Rourke9: yeah
 kid_flashionable: its been lovely!
 normarcl: Me it's been great so far
haberley: i've been waiting for the full release
 BrowneePoints: I’ve put in 70hrs in already
drawnbinary: i've only seen art of one sleepy boy
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Put a few dozen hours into it, then decided to wait for full release
 definenull: it's been great so far
 QuixoticZ: Been very good so far
cspacefeet: I played a lot when it first came out but now I will be letting it cook, maybe until full release
 Jillexie: I also have been purposfully avoiding it
 kid_flashionable: Excited to see more additions to it!
 Chronomagistrate: Loving it so far. It's tougher than the first game for me, but really enjoying it
 jedi_master_zll: Waiting for the full release
 NorthstarTex: been trying to avoid it or waiting for like 90% of content to be released
 NonUniqueGuy: I played a bit, but then decided to wait longer.
 Geldaran: I played quite a bit on "release" though I took a break after I "beat" both paths.
 Rourke9: possibly already better than the first hades in some ways
 BlueFingers5: I'm also waiting. I got Hades on day one and then dropped it for too long.
kusinohki: Sadly my computer couldn't play it
 BrowneePoints: it did
 Aitsu111: I'm taking a break from it til the next BIG update but I really enjoyed it
Cunobelenos: waiting for full release, so the fact I'm watching now is a testament to how much I love LRR.
hella_qh: I was Obsessed when it first came out and managed to "beat" it so now im probably not going to go in again until official release
 kid_flashionable: It did, yes! It was fun to see how it progressed
 BrowneePoints: it’s why hades 1 launched as a banger
haberley: uhoh
 Simonark: it’s a pretty great game. There is a LOT already in there.
 commentarywife: <message deleted>hold down dash to sprint
 Rourke9: yeah rootstaker is an early run-killer
 betazed15: Same. I've been burying myself to avoid things.
 AFamiliarCalledEl: EA was great. I had a blast speedrunning it a few patches ago, but I've been distracted by other games and haven't come back to it
 BrowneePoints: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 HubbeKing: the rootstalker is roooough
 HubbeKing: him hit like truck
 TehAmelie: i played it until it got to difficult to be funny
 commentarywife: <message deleted>hold down dash to sprint
 SomebodyNowhere: so close
Metric_Furlong: ok, well, good game everyone
  TXC2: and now the game truly begins
CopperAstronaut: Oh no!
 HubbeKing: and now you get to meet BEST CHARACTER
 definenull: FROG
 Rourke9: rootstalker takes getting used to
 NeoOfTheDark: FROG!!!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: All hail Frinos!
 NorthstarTex: Frog? FROG!
 AriaHibiki: frog fren!
 alchemistsavant: the good boy 
 kalira77: i love the froggy friend
Greys N. Owman: Time to uninstall the game
  TXC2: commentarywife  please don't give advice unless asked
KinkerbellRose: Froooooog~
 BrowneePoints: FRINOSSSS
TheAinMAP: 
 HubbeKing: we stan Frinos
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 BrowneePoints: PET DA FWEEEENOS
 Aitsu111: Ah my fav part of watching a person first time stream this is about to happen
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Metric_Furlong: frogs do lay eggs, so technically yes
 definenull: they're fancy
 kdefinition: Frinos Slays
 commentarywife: ah sorry, I know it took me a while to understand how to do that in comparison to H1
 ladyjessica: frog chronos is fronos
Metric_Furlong: oh god, worse than hell 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Hell, France, what's the difference
qwertiest_mint: how is this connected to hades one?
 BrowneePoints: Direct sequel
 NorthstarTex: Remember Zag? Those were good times.
 Simonark: New main character.
Metric_Furlong: m'lenue
 stippledotter: 2 Fast 2 Hades
 betazed15:  Oh, hang on...That better not mean that Hades (et al) are toast.  
 definenull: heh time skip
qwertiest_mint: child of zag?
 NorthstarTex: @qwertiest_mint more like younger sister
 commentarywife: I love Dora
 HubbeKing: Dora's great
  TXC2: if they were humans, this would be a 15-20 year time skip it seems
midnightcurryjazz: big smurks
qwertiest_mint: Danke @northstartex
KinkerbellRose: I need to use begone in a sentence today now.
Metric_Furlong: who's Tall and why are we stanning them?
KinkerbellRose: One of my friends is getting told begone today.
 SK__Ren: ABS
  TXC2: ABS!
 BrowneePoints: HOT SILVER MOMMY WITH THE WASHBOARD ABS
 Lichenbeard: them abs
 NorthstarTex: oh hey, its the BG3 narrator
 SomebodyNowhere: abs tho
KinkerbellRose: HELLO NURSE.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Oh no she's hot
 piggyback101: Woah HEcate ripped
 Rourke9: abs
 HubbeKing: fun fact, Hecate is voiced by the same person who did the narrator in Baldur's Gate 3
 Aitsu111: AB WINDOW
 commentarywife: the "everyone is hot" conversatrion still continuing
Metric_Furlong: @KinkerbellRose no, she's a headmistres
  TXC2: Hecate seen here played By Lean beef Patty 
 HubbeKing: and yes, she *wildly* hot
 TehAmelie: the queen of abs and witches
 azidbern95: Nem! Nem! Nem! Nem! Nem!
 Aitsu111: Show off that work Titan
KinkerbellRose: @HubbeKing Even hotter now. I can hear it.
Greys N. Owman: My favorite part of the Hades series is the voice acting
 protojman: dat voice
 Nigouki: ah, so we're killing time :3
 Skye_Stryke: Gods Amelia Tyler is so good in this role
 NorthstarTex: goddess of witchcraft be ripped af
Metric_Furlong: they're just abs, chat, relax
 commentarywife: the fanservice is strong with this game
 SK__Ren: @Nigouki For about 3 hours 
KinkerbellRose: But we're thirsty.
  TXC2: mel-la-noi? that's pronunciation really ?
 accountmadeforants: Witch of the Crossbars
 protojman: @Skye_Stryke after whispering in my ear for several BG runs...
 stippledotter: @nigouki nice
roastbeefsandwitch: Remind me, what was the conclusion of Hades 1?
 TehAmelie: and there's so few characters here showing any skin
 BrowneePoints: She’s the goddess of Crossroads first, Magic 2nd in Greek Mythology.
  TXC2: and the hotness contuines
 betazed15: Romantic interest #1?
 Aitsu111: Oh hi NEM
 HubbeKing: 
midnightcurryjazz: everyone is hot
 azidbern95: NEM!
 Rourke9: yes
 definenull: this game is E for everyone
 Brozard: I’m Neme, sis
 Jillexie: No water needed, as our thirst is quenched
KidAmn: muscular mother
 red_shoes_jeff: It's Hades, so yes.
Metric_Furlong: Nemesis has a different accent to everyone else, because she wants to be special
 HubbeKing: the sapphics are indeed eating well
 DandyGeek: oh, it's only getting started
 betazed15: Yes please.
  TXC2: I'm a straight man, I am also eating well
 invickthus: supergiant didn't need to make everyone hot. they did that for us, and we are thankful.
 NorthstarTex: Apollo: Hot. Hecate: Hot. Nemesis: Hot. Prediction: lots of hotness is to be had
KinkerbellRose: Snu. Snu.
 Aitsu111: NEM and Karlach are tied for my fav warriors in Video games
 TehAmelie: eh, she's not my favorite
 hesterbyrde: Look we bi-disasters were sated last time. It's someone else's turn.
 Austere_Squire: i dunno, Hecate, the witch with abs, might also do it
roastbeefsandwitch: Xena, Warrior of Hotness, in other words
 HubbeKing: but also, hnnf. Odysseus
 BrowneePoints: o-daddy-seus
 NorthstarTex: its that one guy from the one story!
 definenull: *swoon*
drawnbinary: big day for people with eyes
 BrowneePoints: if he had a beard, that man would be perfect
 TehAmelie: though the game's hotness scale goes from 9-12
 ClockTamer: its about to be the death of this bu enby
 betazed15: Pupper!
 invickthus: yes yes obligated.
 commentarywife: what happened to these cuties
 Rourke9: pets :3
 Simonark: @northstartex He’s in at least two stories!
 BrowneePoints: in Greek folklore Hecate’s familiar is the Dog
 commentarywife: I want to see more of these
 BrowneePoints: Polecat
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Polecat I believe
 ExachixKitsune: oh they look like such good friends
 stippledotter: Omg otter
 definenull: Eepy boi
 SajuukSjet: otter and dog?! +++
 kdefinition: Anubian Jackal
 HubbeKing: him eeepy
 NorthstarTex: mr glow up.
 definenull: Just like me frfr
 BrowneePoints: Weasel and Dog*
 Nigouki: oh hey, it's him
 Jillexie: Cameron will be *pleased* to see Hypnos
  TXC2: NorthstarTex  right ?
 niccus: do we have to?
 HubbeKing: the boy is napping
 neisan2112: Our poor sleepy boi
 stippledotter: Promise or threat
 Rourke9: we can let him sleep
RebekahWSD: Alas, poor sleepy eepy Hypnos
novrdd: Very comfy
 Brozard: “pleased”
boglebog: That was an extremely impressive first go
Snowcookies: Sleepy boi
 commentarywife: sleepy sleepy
 NeoOfTheDark: very eepy
 BrowneePoints: Hecate was associated with Dogs and tangentially Polecats in folklore
 NorthstarTex: @TXC2 That was the biggest surprise of the game for me
KinkerbellRose: I want to be that happy snoozing, once in my life.
 Rourke9: yeah
 neisan2112: YEEES
novrdd: 
 BrowneePoints: so you heard it here chat, one of the oldest figures to witchcraft we have had the familiar of a dog, not a cat
 red_shoes_jeff: Right now? Yep.
  TXC2: Hpynos: the god of sleep? or sweet dank nugs? 
 commentarywife: got briefly confused by the sub-a-thon logo over the card haha
drawnbinary: i looked away for a second, was there the sleepy boy?
 accountmadeforants: unlocked the sub-a-thon card
 Simonark: Constantly. Sleep sure seems great all the time.
 NorthstarTex: ah, the CCR card
Metric_Furlong: carry on
 L0rdX33n: I barely slept because I was helping Beej with Fallout. I am dying. Pls sleep pls
 TehAmelie: Hypnos may have taken More Sleep™ too far
midnightcurryjazz: yea
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Yeah, Meta progression
Metric_Furlong: yeah, no truce with the the furies this time
 betazed15: I sure appreciated regen in the first game
 accountmadeforants: These casts are Duilt Bifferent
 neisan2112: Cast is very different
 alchemistsavant: mmm titan
  TXC2: regen was important but always felt weak in HAdes 1
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 HubbeKing: Melinoës casts are real stronk
  TXC2: SKELLY!
 commentarywife: I've not yet seen anyone new playing this figure out how to get Psyche on their own. I only did it by accident
 wench_tacular: Skelly!
 HubbeKing: Commander Schelemeus!
 Jillexie: UPgraded Skelly!
 Aitsu111: Schelemeus
 red_shoes_jeff: S K E L L Y !
 NorthstarTex: Skelly! I mean Schelemus!
 lightfut: New skelly just dropped
 commentarywife: who is this "skelly" you speak of?!
  TXC2: even skelly is sexy now
 aquinas_0: does skelly have a beard?
novrdd: 
 stippledotter: Made it to skellytown
 BrowneePoints: YEP
 TehAmelie: nobody can prove that's the same Skelly
Metric_Furlong: yes, you can hold the 3 buttons now
 BrowneePoints: they made it DEEPER
 commentarywife: hit the buttons, hold the buttons
 HubbeKing: yeah, they expanded the base mechanics some
Metric_Furlong: that's like twice as many buttons
 definenull: Yeah it took me a while to get used to the controls
 Geldaran: yeah, i feel like they made the casts way more useful/important.
  TXC2: feels kinda like a fighting game now
 aquinas_0: you mean you just don't spam blade rift every minute or so?
 betazed15: So game 1 was fighting OUT of the underworld...game 2 is fighting our way back in?
glitched_goddess: she works a lot different than Zag, which makes it feel like a different game
 Simonark: I’m going to be honest, I didn’t even start trying to use cast for about 30 hours played
  TXC2: betazed15  yeap
 BrowneePoints: When the moon hit shore right and you’ve got to kill time, that’s a Hades
 betazed15: @TXC2 I'm in. 
 BrowneePoints: hits your eye*
 NorthstarTex: grandmother?\
 definenull: Oh yes
 RocknGrohlNerd: Death to chronos? Ain't nobody got time for that
 BrowneePoints: GAM GAM
 wench_tacular: Granny
 definenull: What a glow up
Metric_Furlong: trying very hard to make that line A Thing
 commentarywife: at least she knows who you are!
 HubbeKing: Grandmother Demeter geared up for WAR in this one
 red_shoes_jeff: Gramma!
 BrowneePoints: Gam gam dressed for WAR
novrdd: Hi grandma
glitched_goddess: War Granny lol
 malfnord: Gramma is pissed
 reptile___: which meter?
 Austere_Squire: hahahahaha, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 NorthstarTex: yes, yes we are under siege
Metric_Furlong: WarGandma 40k
 James_the_Dabbler: ooh hades 2
 James_the_Dabbler: This game slaps
 BrowneePoints: Chat her name is Dem-ih-turr not Duh-meat-er 
  TXC2: we start in erebus this time eh?
 commentarywife: @James_the_Dabbler it's a new save, only the second run now 
Luna: he's not wrong
 commentarywife: plants!
 definenull: Dang the hades motifs
 BrowneePoints: not just new save. Matt is brand new
 James_the_Dabbler: @commentarywife EXTRA exciting! so much changed in the June patch
 definenull: So good
 BrowneePoints: 
 HubbeKing: 
 Rourke9: :3
 James_the_Dabbler: :3
 commentarywife: yay flames
 HubbeKing: that's right, this game has TWO GRANDMAS
RebekahWSD: I love Hestia
 Rourke9: i love her
 betazed15: Oooohhhh I  her.
 Simonark: Auntie!
 neisan2112: She's so great
 James_the_Dabbler: Hestia is so sweet
 BrowneePoints: Design facts: her vitiligo looks like ash smudged skin, her earrings are marshmallows and her necklace is a brazier
 HubbeKing: Hestia's fantastic
novrdd: 
 NorthstarTex: its SOoooo Hestia
 James_the_Dabbler: Her boons are also straight fire
novrdd: Steaming hot character design
 definenull: Jen Zee killing it as usual
  TXC2: this is the grandma that ALWAYS has cookies for you
 James_the_Dabbler: (literally)
 accountmadeforants: Grandma called us hot stuff
 stippledotter: Mmm, the *glow* up
 Brozard: Is she wearing a brazier?
drawnbinary: power move
 commentarywife: Mrs Potts / Mrs Weasley energy
 alchemistsavant: I NEVER NOTICED THE MARSHMELLOW EARRINGS
 NorthstarTex: She is the goddess of the hearth after all and she will take care of you
 HubbeKing: Also she has vitiligo! Which works super well and I love her
 alchemistsavant: that's amazing.
 embermage34: She is the goddes of the heaarth
 L0rdX33n: Hearth goddess, it scand
 L0rdX33n: scans
 kdefinition: Hestia is Bestia
 BrowneePoints: holy Jesus I haven’t played this in weeks hearth gain is reworked
 BrowneePoints: wow that’s good
 James_the_Dabbler: Hearth Gain is *shockingly* strong
 QuixoticZ: Yeah that sounds way better than old version
 BrowneePoints: old hearth gain sucked
 neisan2112: Yeha it was pretty bad bwfore
 BrowneePoints: well, it was risky
Luna: kinda reminds me of the pot lady from deaths door
boglebog: I'm curious to learn more about Schelemeus and his exploits, shame skelly isn't back
Luna: skelly was made general I headcannon was too busy to star
 commentarywife: I lean towards n=*not* using my mana, but I really should more
 BrowneePoints: but not *sucked*
 James_the_Dabbler: Zeus’ new mana gain is *also* really good
 Rourke9: i wonder who that could be
 James_the_Dabbler: it’s on a specific weapon
 BrowneePoints: 
 NorthstarTex: I thnk that's an attribute you gin
 wench_tacular: so squishy
 HubbeKing: Poseidons boons in this are *so* strong
 BrowneePoints: @james_the_dabbler first time playing let him discover on his own
 commentarywife: backstab damage was a thing in H1 because there was a thing that gave you extra for it
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  TXC2: wow this is a tough room
 commentarywife: don't think it was in the early game
 NorthstarTex: o7
 BusTed: 
 SK__Ren: What is that hitbox?
midnightcurryjazz: those screamy ones are there to show you the root
 SK__Ren: 0 frame backhand
 betazed15: Ooofta. Those big boys suck.
 definenull: I forgot how squishy you are at the beginning
 BusTed: 
 NorthstarTex: Frinos is best boy
 stippledotter: Good froggo
 SierraSaysDrinkWater: frogge
 HubbeKing: Yes
 commentarywife: I'm a wimp and turned on God mode
 Angnor33: More of a toad...
 DentedPockets: Hypno Toad
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averythetiger: In some ways, yes!
 HubbeKing: and he's a VERY good frog
 NorthstarTex: not completely
 Rourke9: they didnt not
 miniMacGuru: For those of us that haven't played any of this series, should we start with 1, or is a 2 a good point to jump in?
 HorusFive: Are you saying it's liek a Hypnos-Toad?
 BrowneePoints: same job efficacy
glitched_goddess: strict upgrade
 AugmentingPath: Frinos is covering hypnos's break until he's done napping.  Any day now.
  TXC2: they supplemented Hypnos with a frog
 RandomTrivia: Needs to be a very hot frog
 James_the_Dabbler: I think this game is tricky because it plays very differently than Hades 1, but it feels similar enough to trick you into trying button mash
 mercano82: If "Dead Like Me" taught me anything, the frog is from a death myth.
Joël Trousset: the cast is important in this game for crowd control
 stippledotter: Good soup
 Two_Hats: Missed the beginning, is this is a blind first time with hades 2?
 definenull: Let her cook
  TXC2: miniMacGuru  either seems fine
 BrowneePoints: @minimacguru id say play 1 first cuz its good, but if you know your Greek myths you can start with 2
 commentarywife: @Two_Hats yup, brand new
  TXC2: Two_Hats  yes
 commentarywife: We can hear James
KinkerbellRose: I hear a James.
 red_shoes_jeff: Holy Moly!
 HubbeKing: So mote it be.
 commentarywife: blow dat noe!
 commentarywife: *nose
 SierraSaysDrinkWater: it mote be, it mote not be
 definenull: Authority- wait wrong game
 42MiLLyWays:  
KinkerbellRose: Young me is coming out. I haven't heard So Mote it Be since my wiccan teen years.
  TXC2: oh moteful one, tell me who to mote and they shall be moten!
andreagustafson: Interesting....combining ancient Greek mythology with modern Pagan sayings
Luna: dang melinoe is the goddess of ghosts and spirits and that, I love it
 BrowneePoints: there’s a lot of neopagan seasoning on this
  TXC2: is Hacate's VA the same as the DM from BG3 ?
 alchemistsavant: yep!
 NorthstarTex: @TXC2 Yes
KidAmn: yup
 HubbeKing: yup!
 Jillexie: The narrator!
KinkerbellRose: Sure is
 NorthstarTex: you can hear it
  TXC2: I knew it!, thanks Chat
 BrowneePoints: cuz actual knowledge of Greek occultism is mostly forgotten
 Austere_Squire: I was not paying attention and was doing work and legit just thought i'd accidentally did something and gone to a BG3 vod or something
 NorthstarTex: Witchcraft is involved in many theologies Mat 
 L0rdX33n: Hee-kayte
 BrowneePoints: technically in greeek the h is silent
  TXC2: yeah, English is bad for translating Names
 Angnor33: Just keep adding syllables until it feels right.
 AugmentingPath: the ttrpg sweeping the sapphic community: Eurydice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I did a similar thing as a young child reading about Aphrodite.
 SK__Ren: I pronounced it with a longer A. Heh-caw-tay
 stippledotter: Sighs in ur-a-dee-che when I first read it
 BusTed: no *you're* a 🎲
 HubbeKing: Nemesis is *such* a character
 HubbeKing: love her
 Ciijay: Yeah it's really rough trying to pronounce these names. I tend to just read them mentally in my head a different way
  TXC2: I used to call  Tutankhamun too-tank-man 
 BrowneePoints: the biggest thing to remember is Ancient Greek has no diphthongs
 BrowneePoints: or soft cs
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 NorthstarTex: yep
 BrowneePoints: technically no
 commentarywife: some of the british accents become pretty weird - e.g. "Fraught", "daughter", etc sound not quite right
 BrowneePoints: that’s Cronus
 xantos69: Because death is only the beginning.
 Lichenbeard: well how do you destroy time?
 NorthstarTex: time never  died, it was just trapped
 BrowneePoints: Chronos is time but they get conflated
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 BrowneePoints: this game is Smashing Cronus/Chronos together
 gluonquark: Chronos isn't time, that's a later interpretation
 Rourke9: technically just cut up into pieces! which i guess you could read as measuring time
 NorthstarTex: chopped to bits is not death in greek mythos, weirdly
 Lichenbeard: @trebuchetboy is 5min small enough?
 Ciijay: It's weird and fascinating to really read up on how Greek or Roman mythology changed over time
 stippledotter: Mmm, pomodoro method
 Ciijay: Like the whole ..How Hades came about thing
 SK__Ren: Yeah. It always bothers me with that. Cronus/Kronus vs Chronos/Kronos. That silent H gets you every... time
 wench_tacular: time for some minecraft crossover
 BrowneePoints: Chronos has always been time, the Olympian father is CronUS who was associated with the harvest
 Rourke9: yeah, and there is no 'canonical' reading of any myth - they were different both over time and from city to city
andreagustafson: that is pretty interesting...and that Chronos, Time, was a part of a previous generation of gods...something about Time always being in the past?
 BrowneePoints: but due to similar name the two got smashed together
 NorthstarTex: Rod. Of. FISHING!
 commentarywife: I think it's prioritised by default cause there's only one
  TXC2: keep in mind that Greek myths were Oral stories told over centuries, things where bond to change
 Skye_Stryke: For 'prioritize' did they change it so you can have all the tools equipped now?
 Ciijay: Yeah the previous generation of Gods. Kind of like the theory that Persephone was the former goddess that represented death
 Rourke9: @TXC2 yeah exactly! and there wasn't consensus at any given time either
 Skye_Stryke: Having to swap the tools really annoyed me on initial release
Greys N. Owman: Chronos and Kronos are two different things
 RandomTrivia: So is that actually Wayne Grayson or someone pretending to be Wayne Grayson? 
 commentarywife: @Skye_Stryke essentially yeah. They changed it so the others still show up, just not as much
 BrowneePoints: kind of? that theory doesn’t hold as much water
 Sethalidos: @Skye_Stryke yes but the selected one can gain more resources
 neisan2112: Thats such a nice little thing
  TXC2: also why Zeus is EVERYONE'S dad 
 NorthstarTex: Uncle!!
 mercano82: In the early builds of the game, you could only take one harvest tool per run.  People didn't like finding resource nodes they couldn't access, so they changed it so the selected tool increases the odds of finding that sort of node.
  TXC2: DIG DIG DIG
 BrowneePoints: THE GLOW UP
averythetiger: Someone tell Serge there's a fishing minigame
 Diabore: minecraft dungeons
 wench_tacular: 
 alchemistsavant: poseidon 
 Brozard: 
 BrowneePoints: HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER
 Brozard: boat uncle glow up
Greys N. Owman: It's only later (1st century bc) that they started to get confused
  TXC2: everyone's gotten hotter somehow
 NorthstarTex: Hades 2 Posidon looks so much better.
SeismicLawns: i think this is just an ILF game
 GredGredmansson: eh, he's more funcle vibes to me
 Lichenbeard: everything for everyone!
 Sogheim: even Hephaestus got a glow up in this game
 Ciijay: I fear for what happens if there's a Hades 3. Will we be able to handle it?
 Ciijay: Can we handle the hotness?
trebuchetboy: Zeus got a little worse imo but I like all the rest
andreagustafson: Because Zeus is Divine Daddy.  Best not to ask too many questions.  lol
averythetiger: This game supports Dual Dilf.
 BrowneePoints: It’s really funny though
 Rourke9: I do somewhat prefer hades 1 poseidon
 BrowneePoints: hades 1 Poseidon gives me the ick
 alchemistsavant: it's worth noting that the breaking wave only activates when you're sprinting, not just normal dashing
Luna: poseidon really sortet his life out woop no longer the estranged uncle look
thedepthandbreadthofseth: MILF, DILF, GILF.  In true mythological fashion, the whole sexy family is here.
 stippledotter: Hades 3: Tokyo Drift will slay us all
 Ciijay: Divine Daddy - the newest dating sim 
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averythetiger: Stupid, sexy pantheon
 BrowneePoints: but yea there’s not a lot of evidence Kore was the old death god, but we DO have evidence that Persephone and Hades are two of the ABSOLUTE oldest in Greek beliefs
 GredGredmansson: FIRE GRAMMA
 invickthus: she's a vision. I love her.
 BrowneePoints: which makes a lot of sense because to a culture of subsistence, farmers and goat herds the two concepts that are ever present are the seasons and death
 NorthstarTex: love her brazier skirt
 KV1NN4: Fascinating design for Hestia; i dig it
 Jillexie: Auntie Hestia
 Sogheim: she's super strong, too
 BrowneePoints: she’s West Country! or Welsh?
 invickthus: amber is the color of hestia's energy
 wench_tacular: it is
 commentarywife: I wouldn't call her welsh... closer to west country I guess, but not sure I can place it (as a brit)
 alchemistsavant: ChronosCoin! The new currency that is despised in the underworld.
midnightcurryjazz: charge up your stuff!
 Bassios: @BrowneePoints Definitely not Welsh, there's a little bit of Yorkshire in it but mostly West Country
 stippledotter: Unfamiliar with Greek mythology--are those serious geese
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 NorthstarTex: but...charon
 ContingentCat: Solid choice, resist capitalism
Diabore: you really remember how squishy you are early game
 wench_tacular: there would have been less screamy ladies at the store
  TXC2: ah Charon, the real end boss, when you fiight him in level 1 
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 commentarywife: sprint is so hard to pick up when you're used to dash from H1
 GredGredmansson: from fire gramma to ice gramma
 alchemistsavant: ah, the miniboss that wants you to learn how to sprint or take wayward hits
 NorthstarTex: Reasons.
 awildshen: the game doesn't really tell you about sprint
 BrowneePoints: 
midnightcurryjazz: Did the tutorial teach you sprint? Kinda helpful
 Diabore: 
 stippledotter: It was *time* to stop
 GredGredmansson: does he *need* a reason
  TXC2: kick his ass and find out I guess 
Shadowsoflife: plot
 commentarywife: is sprint not in the Schelemeus tutorial?
 HorusFive: TBH- Hades and his brothers tried to kill him first.
 HorusFive: Was mostly successful
 neisan2112: Yeah I didnt know there was a sprint until I got the arcana that mentioned it
 red_shoes_jeff: Because he's Chronos
 NorthstarTex: love me the Hades narrator
 groovemancery: they're grape flavored bones
Marshall Wentworth: Because Chronos is not a fan of the Olypians.
Luna: chronos felt a lil gooofy
Marshall Wentworth: He did start their mythology off by eating all of them.
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 Lucien0451: Hes a bit annoyed about them murdering him first. Hades was closest
 stippledotter: !next
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averythetiger: Give 'em Grandma's icy hot!
 HubbeKing: you ALWAYS need bones.
 BrowneePoints: hades is also the oldest
 NorthstarTex: Murder is  a bit strong, he was only torn apart
 BrowneePoints: of the siblings
Iam_Dead: To be fair, Zeus is the guy that murdered chronos
 betazed15: Didn't he try to eat them when they were wee things?
Luna: nothing gets the gods going like a casual dinner
glitched_goddess: everyone tries to kill everyone it’s like saying hello
  TXC2: you can't really murder an immortal titan right? 
 azidbern95: the Hades family was isolated from the rest of Olympus and controlled alot of territory and 'population'
Shadowsoflife: To be fair chronos started it with eating his kids
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Murder feels like a bit of a stretch....  Justifiable homicide surely.
midnightcurryjazz: The big ae boons are super strong
 HorusFive: Hades also owned the literal under-world.  As in all the stuff under the ground.  Like gold and silver
 NeoOfTheDark: Yeah, you're not exactly "the good guy" when you eat your kids
 alchemistsavant: but he was hungry! 
midnightcurryjazz: esp if you charge them up
 BrowneePoints: anyways let’s not get into spoilers too much considering how much of this story is new
 commentarywife: I think people are mostly talking about the mythos rather than the game
 Its_VeeBot: Banshees be like "a"
 alchemistsavant: spoiling greek myth for the funnies
 BrowneePoints: Wailers suck
  TXC2: cool that 3000 year old mytholgie is spoilers again
 NorthstarTex: A
 BusTed: like a surskrit
glitched_goddess: need a pic of Mel wearing a t-shirt saying “don’t yell at me. I will cry.”
 GredGredmansson: going for punch wizard strats
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 BusTed: 
 commentarywife: I know I didn't really learn much about the classics at all though. My husband has given me all of the info on the classics... plus this game
Iam_Dead: If there's a banshee in a jar in the woods
 BrowneePoints: the relationships in this game are based on the myths but the story and motivations are 100% completely new and not based on any myths @txc2
 Fanklok: Banshee's don't even torment, they're just sad ghosts that show up to tell you grandma died
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  oh indeed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am so lost!  Banshees?  Gifted kids?  Peanut butter?  What does this have to do with Greek mythology?
 NorthstarTex: banshee alone is a 'nah'
  TXC2: more vit
 commentarywife: health is good
 BusTed: @thedepthandbreadthofseth all memes, really
 commentarywife: oooh boss
 SK__Ren: Yeah. the death cry for banshees are for the deceased. Not the cause of the deceased
 commentarywife: sorry
  QuixoticScrivener: those abs
 BrowneePoints: well we saw white skull is midboss
glitched_goddess: ma’am
 invickthus: hecate is on my vision board. goals.
 stippledotter: Love this music
 Therberus: Hecc-a-tea
excalgold: daaaang Hecate Lifts....
 BrowneePoints: so red skull must be….
 BusTed: @Therberus -coffee drinkers
 Therberus: @BusTed  
 DandyGeek: time to spill that Hecate
 BrowneePoints: three faced goddess baby!
 NorthstarTex: Hecate: when you piss off the DM in BG3
 BrowneePoints: also, you can see the other part of the three face motif on her shoulder pads
 invickthus: god, this game is stylish as hell.
 wench_tacular: wise words to live by
  TXC2: but she grunts so much
novrdd: 
novrdd: Ouch
 GredGredmansson: half health first try not bad
 PawssumFable: What we playin
 commentarywife: tbf you were doing very well on 4 life for a long time
 Fanklok: That was a great first attempt
 HubbeKing: and now, Cute!
  TXC2: meanwhile in the past
 BrokenGolem: i just started Hades 1 this week and definitely am enjoying it.
 wench_tacular: awww, so ickle
 BusTed: babbo
 AugmentingPath: meli'lnoe
 commentarywife: @PawssumFable Hades 2, blind, brand new save
 BusTed: honk shoo
Joshua Trytten: Got her under half on the first run, not bad
 PawssumFable: Oof okay!
 NorthstarTex: Eeepy boi
 PawssumFable: Thank you
 invickthus: oh my god she's adorable.
 SK__Ren: She's ADORABLE
 BusTed: gottem
 Jillexie: Cute babby
 wench_tacular: rip 4th wall
 GredGredmansson: narrator named confirmed
  TXC2: the Narrtor is Homer ?
 KV1NN4: so adorable
glitched_goddess: d’oh
 lightfut: Ah, the 4th wall break
 HubbeKing: babbo Melinoë is *so* friggin cute
 commentarywife: just to make us cringe, I assume
 PawssumFable: Wrong Homer
Luna: hah Homer is the narrator
 commentarywife: this is so cute
 GredGredmansson: wait but I thought Homer was Odysseus that one time, not some random narrator
hi_im_emily: awoo?
 PMAvers: 56709
 BrowneePoints: yep they’re confirming it’s Homer
 BrowneePoints: but yea look at her shoulders
 PawssumFable: haha
 CastleOtranto: How many crunches do you think Hecate does every morning?
 PawssumFable: I like how she's like "nah"
 BrowneePoints: triple faced goddess!
 BusTed: 
 PawssumFable: "Totally vanquishing you"
 Therberus: @BrowneePoints Simpson?!
Luna: after just binging all of epic the musical, nice to see a more smiling odysseus
novrdd: If u think it that way
 BrowneePoints: no, I’m not referencing a cartoon that is well lived past its prime
 Gekyouryuu: dunno if anyone's said it while I've been AFK, but one of my favorite reads of this and the previous game is that Hades 1 is all about leaving home, which is why it features characters from the Illiad while Hades 2 is all about returning home which is why it features characters from The Odyssey
 BusTed: @Gekyouryuu That's neat.
 Rourke9: @Gekyouryuu thats a really interesting read!!
 GredGredmansson: dang i never thought of that
 Diabore: thats good advice
 PawssumFable: @CastleOtranto No crunches, just very low body fat
 commentarywife: that is cool
 PawssumFable: Girl lives on broccoli sticks
andreagustafson: Hey chat, do you know that name of that symbol that's on Hecate's belt and has been on the ground?  I recognize it but don't know it's name.
 GredGredmansson: idk it looks like a maze or something
 commentarywife: that lil bob on baby melinoe, just *squishes cheeks*
 GredGredmansson: i don't know if its preexisting or not
Shadowsoflife: @andreagustafson Hecate's wheel
 BrowneePoints: my favorite read is that there’s two huge stories in Greek culture and they used one in the first one so they had to use the other for this one
 GredGredmansson: also, baby melinoe still has both arms
andreagustafson: @Shadowsoflife Great, thanks!
Shadowsoflife: @andreagustafson Welcome
 SierraSaysDrinkWater: frog time
averythetiger: Death to Chronos
 Jigokuro: Destroying Chronos, the titan with powers of time, will not change the past? Are you sure?
 Diabore: frog just vibing
 Rourke9: strophalos
 SK__Ren: *cough*
 Singenmeister: frog just frogging
 SK__Ren: I was drinking
  TXC2: oh Nyx was THIRSTY for Persephone
 Rourke9: heartbreaker
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm sorry.... Milves?
 NorthstarTex: frog!
 GredGredmansson: froge
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  the plural of Milf
 red_shoes_jeff: @thedepthandbreadthofseth So it wasn't just me, then.
 Skye_Stryke: Mourning Milves is not remotely where I thought you were going with that
 commentarywife: Telling the player what the endgame is supposed to be, right
 Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 except the plural word would be the M, so it should be Ms-ILF, like Surgeons General
 commentarywife: dashing, AND sprinting
 L0rdX33n: treasure your Dora
Graved: Supporting friend? More like load-bearing friend
 GredGredmansson: strong "proud of you slash sorry that happened" vibes there
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  English doesn't care for it's own rules 
 Singenmeister: Allow me to introduce you to my emotional support frøgę
 invickthus: ok either Melinoe is particularly short or Nemesis is VERY tall.
 Gekyouryuu: also, love that Nemesis is using the sword in the Aspect of Nemesis from the first game
 NorthstarTex: getting lost is an understatment for you Odysseus
 commentarywife: @invickthus it's both!
 Rourke9: good question
 CmdrMadMoe: mans is still lost
 GredGredmansson: "Veteran Tactician"
  TXC2: well we're in Erebus no ?
 azidbern95: he's Hecate's tactician
 betazed15: Better resource gathering? Yes please
 HubbeKing: So mote it be.
 HorusFive: Well known Lost Boy Odysseus
 Rourke9: !heychat
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averythetiger: So mote it be
 commentarywife: the rhyming is fun
 GredGredmansson: i mean, its not stranger than why Achilles was in the first game
  TXC2: no, wait I meant Elyism
 Jigokuro: Selenie the weenie
 GredGredmansson: 
 wench_tacular: time for some retail therapy
 commentarywife: yay broker
 NorthstarTex: BROKER!
 red_shoes_jeff: Broker!
  TXC2: Trading time!
averythetiger: Real talk:  The broker:  Hair, or book?
  TXC2: book
 CmdrMadMoe: hims hair being a ledger is so neat
Firewhiskers: He's got headbooks
 Gekyouryuu: @averythetiger book as hair
 red_shoes_jeff: @averythetiger Um... Yyyyes?
  TXC2: book as hair bow
 commentarywife: I need to pay more attention to the character design, clearly. Missed the marshmallow earrings AND the book hair
averythetiger: The blades might be my favorite
 commentarywife: yeah, sprint is mentioned here
  TXC2: oooh fast attack like the fists, me liikey
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 SK__Ren: hot aunt
 HubbeKing: not really MILF, she's kinda just hot
 NorthstarTex: love, warfare, she does a lot
 Diabore: shes more naked!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Obligatory Oh No She's Hot
 neisan2112: Somehow she's more naked
 as_ever_ellesandra: she's still a MILF dw
averythetiger: She's dress for war, and somehow less dressed
 wench_tacular: saves on laundry
 munocard: Supergiant REALLY leaned into the hot gods.
 HubbeKing: she is implied to be wearing boots
 GredGredmansson: she's wearing MORE
 Zaneysed: She's got more on this time, she has war paint
novrdd: Ohh boooi
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy hades 2? I love gay people!
Niehilius: @as_ever_ellesandra THE Milf!
 NorthstarTex: also love she's kitted out for battle too
petey_vonwho: She's nakie
Mollylele: the lil hearts in her hairdo tho, classic milf
  TXC2: and it somehow makes her seem more naked
Barb4rian: Aphrodite leans hard on the lust  in these games
 betazed15: Ma'am...your clothes
 GredGredmansson: @betazed15 what clothes
novrdd: <message deleted>And still.. Serving c*nt
Linwey: Aphrodite had an aspect of war-goddess in certain regions, so it's not just an Ares-reference
 SymphonySolstice: I've been on the grind with this game, I want to speedrun it for realsies
 BorgarWithAShotgun: and she seems to be in full armor... except for the chest piece and a skirt.
 protojman: yeah love the visual guide tying her to the god of war.
 NorthstarTex: @betazed15 She's doing a lightweight build
Niehilius: Aphrodite's brother? Isn't she an only child, burn from sea foam?
  TXC2: novrdd  lets not use that word even as a joke
thegitrogsquirrel: the charge attack id really good
Barb4rian: @BorgarWithAShotgun Less armor does equal more protection after all XD
Niehilius: A little difference 
novrdd: @txc2 my apologies
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 NorthstarTex: Artemis and Apollo (twins!  )
averythetiger: No, it's Apollo and Artemis.  The twin archers
Lex_Peacekeeper: O _ o me thinks you are not a fighter, you have more then double mana to health
 DaSunao: The Greek incest pantheon is difficult to remember
 AugmentingPath: Aphrodite and Ares are, in fact, married.  Not that that means they couldn't also be siblings, but they don't happen to be
 HubbeKing: speaking of Artemis 
 BrowneePoints: I love the sister blades
 SymphonySolstice: speaking of!
 GredGredmansson: hello
 SonofThoth: Ok thank you chat, I thought I was going crazy
Linwey: Apollo and Artemis are the twins, yeah
 neisan2112: Speak of the devil
BlackIsis: look, zeus gets up to so much weird stuff who knows who is whose brother
 GredGredmansson: Thanatos seems...different
  TXC2: hello GredGredmansson  welcome
 BrowneePoints: oh hey you got one of the best boons for the blades too Matt
 commentarywife: yay Artemis!!!
Niehilius: speaking of the devil
 NorthstarTex: SHE'S HERE!!
 neisan2112: She's so damn cute
 Makrosian_Tay: I love Artemis. She's so pretty
 Zaneysed: She looks much more confident
 BrowneePoints: good redesign!
 HubbeKing: big Mononoke vibes
 SK__Ren: I love this new look
 BrowneePoints: I love how Artemis travels at night so she is Payless shit and her twin brother is literally the sun so he is tan as hell
 SK__Ren: She's alot more outgoing compared to the first game it feels like
 commentarywife: Artemis was my favourite in H1, that opinion hasn't really changed in H2 but there are some REALLY good characters in H2
 BrowneePoints: pale as shit*
Linwey: @AugmentingPath I thought that was Aphrodite and Hephaestus. But Aphrodite on her own has a war-goddess aspect in some region, so it doesn't actually need an Ares connection
Dandelion V: What run number?
Alex M-E: Pretty sure Ares and Aphrodite are siblings like Apollo and Artemis
Luna: i thought ares and aphrodite were together
Luna: somehow they improved the existing artemis design
Marshall Wentworth: So Aphrodite's original incarnation was more war goddess (he was sparta's).
Marshall Wentworth: She^
 BrowneePoints: dictation why you do me like this
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 DaSunao: I mean, the original crew of Olympians were all born then eaten by a titan, then there's random ones that pop up from the ocean or Zeus being such a manwhore that even his brain gets pregnant
 NorthstarTex: ngl, very stoked Artemis is an active role in this game
 BrowneePoints: except for that time, she murdered a dude just cause he saw her in the woods?
 wench_tacular: tough call
 Diabore: illusion of choice
  QuixoticScrivener: same sex relations in greek culture? NEVER! (sarcasm)
Firewhiskers: @BrowneePoints Dude knew what he did
 NorthstarTex: @BrowneePoints Nah, she just sent his own hounds after him, or turned him into a stag and then sent his own hounds after him
averythetiger: Oh, I missed that we got the Aphrodite boon on the knives!  That's the best one!
 DaSunao: @quixoticscrivener They were all roommates!
 BrowneePoints: she murdered him
Firewhiskers: Sometimes gods are like that
 BrowneePoints: chat the one consistent thing of the Greek gods is they all suck lol. even the ones you like Chat lol
 BrowneePoints: that’s why they’re interesting
Marshall Wentworth: She is not related to Aries by blood (born of Chronos and the sea directly), and in some tellings is wed to aries.
Luna: @Marshall Wentworth ahh that explains the versions ive red thank you
Joshua Trytten: Aphrodite's a separate branch of the family tree from most of the olympians. Born from the sea foam when (Ouranos? Kronos? Don't remember) was castrated by his children.
Firewhiskers: I think we have too much purity expectations of the gods
Niehilius: Grandma!
 Makrosian_Tay: New Demeter is so fucking BOSS
 Rourke9: @BrowneePoints there is not a consistent thing about them, really. and there were different expectation of them than like, humans
 Zaneysed: Shout out grandma for trying in the first place
 wench_tacular: Granny showing character growth
  QuixoticScrivener: There are no "good" greek gods. Even Athena was a twat.
Marshall Wentworth: (Note she's also the wife of Hephestos in some tellings, or both, one, than the other).
Marshall Wentworth: @Joël Trousset Kronos, after Zeus neutered him.
Clockwork Menagerie: It's hard to say that Aphrodite has any one origin or family in myth, because her concept is older than the polis period, and easily linked to pre-hellenic myths (Ishtar, etc.)
 GredGredmansson: dash =/= sprint, i don't think
Niehilius: I do not like the sprinting aspect in this game - mostly because I suck at using it
 NorthstarTex: I will say that Zeus is usually a butthead except for the one time he did Artemis dirty but doing the huntresses's lover making her preggo, and then saving said lover from Hera and child making her Ursa Major and Minor...
 commentarywife: sprinting is so useful though, especially when you have the boons for it
 BrowneePoints: hey Matt, small mechanical thing, mana fully recharges per room so you don’t have to be precious about omega moves
 commentarywife: silver!
 Diabore: you didnt pick up the reward
 cmdrud87: I mean, Hades is mostly okay, apart from the whole Persephone- thing
 Lucien0451: Dash=tap at the button. Sprint=holding it in
Snowcookies: Greek gods were written more as morals to not follow than anything
Niehilius: @BrowneePoints yea - they don't really tell you i feel 
 Simonark: But even by the "There are no good Greek Gods" standard, Kronos sucks.
 OldUncleDan: I am truly torn about whether or not I want to pick up Hades II.  No Athena makes me really sad as she is my prime deity.  But the introduction of Hestia to this game is a plus.
Luna: god I love greek mythos
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah, obviously talking about the meta of it, Aphrodite is likely middle easteren Ishtar (a goddess of War and Love, and absolute badass), rebranded and watered down to fit the Athenian flavor.
 L0rdX33n: No mortal ever said “I’m glad [insert god] took notice of me.”
 PawssumFable: I thinnk when thinking about this mythology, we have to remember that nobody likes a flawless character
 PawssumFable: And they knew that lol
 GredGredmansson: not using magic as the mage, bold choice
 BrowneePoints: you’re fine! The game doesn’t really tell you about the whole amount of recharge per room thing… Ever
 NorthstarTex: the only 100% certain that the only wholesome relationship among the greek gods is Hades and Persephone
 BrowneePoints: mana*
 RandomTrivia: Ouch
Opheliaway: Why use an omega move when you could use an alpha move?
 NorthstarTex: THAN!!
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints Skelemeus mentions it pretty early on
 BusTed: ohai
 red_shoes_jeff: THAN!?
 BrowneePoints: HOT HOH
 DaSunao: @l0rdx33n The thing immediately following getting a boon from the gods is another god noticing you
 NorthstarTex: oh wait
 BrowneePoints: BOY
 Zaneysed: Chaos?
Linwey: @cmdrud87 h, looking at the original myth, Zeus is the real butthead in that tale. It was an arranged marriage thing he pulled off without consulting either Persephone or Demeter
 commentarywife: I think it's a mechanic that H1 players don't use very often because they're used to smashy smashy
 RedtheLily: 100 100 100 100 hey its this guy
 munocard: Is this Thanatos?
Luna: i mean most myth is cultures reinterpretation of previously worshipped deities
Clockwork Menagerie: that was then adopted into either crete or sparta? iirc? and then proliferated into hellenic states
Joshua Trytten: The most common version that I've heard is that she's wedded to Hephaestos, but keeps having affairs with Ares. They get caught in a golden net at one point for public shaming.
 BrowneePoints: THAN’S HOTTER NICER BROTHER
 NorthstarTex: not than...Moros!
 Lucien0451: In this game?
 HubbeKing: Hot Boy!
 commentarywife: a hotboii
 munocard: Gues s not
 AugmentingPath: Watch out, that boy's Bad News
 Halvhir: Hot boi~
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh...
averythetiger: *Thanatos' brother
  QuixoticScrivener: Hades may actually have been decent, oh wait, Persephone...
 commentarywife: the antlers tho
 BorgarWithAShotgun: have we found Heph yet?
glitched_goddess: @northstartex actually some versions, it’s Hades’ idea to kidnap Persephone
averythetiger: It's a hard habit to learn, but I REALLY like the omega attack on the blades because it's a teleport
 Greyah: Draping his hair over that antler tiara is certainly a look.
 Makrosian_Tay: FRINOS
 Makrosian_Tay: My best bud!
 Greyah: Frinos is the bestest boy.
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah, that's I think the most modern version that I also find the most interesting (likely why it ended that way)
Marshall Wentworth: @Clockwork Menagerie Yeah more or less, Spartans got a hold of Ishtar, did some rebranding, this bled to Athans, who pulled out the 'war' part of her.
 PMAvers: e1m1 music starts playing
 BrowneePoints: yea the Hades Persephone myth gets real convoluted cuz it’s one of the oldest extant folk tales in Greek history
 BrowneePoints: I’m not joking either
 NorthstarTex: Dora: Inventor of gaslighting
 BrowneePoints: it’s old old. like early Mycenaean Old
graal_smith: So which one is your waifu?
Lex_Peacekeeper: the ghost of ADHD
thegentlepus: All of them
 JeshuaWithAnE: I have had similar interactions with housemates before, and they weren’t ghosts trying to haunt me.
Marshall Wentworth: This comes back later as the Genetrix in the Rome era, but never really caught on huge despite an emperor dedicated to her.
 Makrosian_Tay: I love Dora so much. If she turns out to be non-romancable I'm going to be actually beside myself with grief
 NorthstarTex: slowly more and more, I'm hearing more BG3 DM from her
 Chaotically_Random: Is that... the Baudlers Gate voice Actress?!
 RedtheLily: so whats the watsonian reason for Mel rezzing?
 commentarywife: there's a lot of fanservice in this, no worries about that
 reptile___: @Chaotically_Random yes
Luna: oh it's like the mirror
Clockwork Menagerie: Seem to remember some speculation about a Minoan iteration of Ishtar inbetween her older incarnations and Sparta, but could be remembering wrong
Eepy Alice: Hecate is my wife
 NorthstarTex: @Chaotically_Random I will never get tired of saying "YES!" because Amelia Tyler is amazing
 Luminaire_p: @RedtheLily She's not dying, she's incanting a spell to escape just before death
 GredGredmansson: @RedtheLily based on the animation i think its actually an emergency teleport
 N2Osferatu: @NorthstarTex Is Hecate showing.... *Authority*?
 SymphonySolstice: she's strict but she cares a lot
 RedtheLily: @GredGredmansson makes sense, what with the hecate and all that
 BrowneePoints: she’s the Goddess of transitions. she dead with more mortals than Nyx does
 Halvhir: Basically!
averythetiger: There IS farming
 BrowneePoints: deals*
 MostCallMe__Tim: yes farming sim
Firewhiskers: Stardew Underworld
 BrowneePoints: and yea it’s an emergency teleport
glitched_goddess: just missing a glider
RobertMakesGames: get your own game type hades, stardew was here first
 OldUncleDan: One of the other points against this game is that Apollo is one of the gods in this game.  And, well, Lore Olympus has seriously negatively soured my opinion of him.
averythetiger: So mote it be
 Makrosian_Tay: SO mote it be
Marshall Wentworth: Na, that's mostly true (least far as we can piece together), Minoan stuff's hard to figure as it's all so damaged and fragmented.
 BrowneePoints: that’s cuz lore Olympus is…..bad
 Aitsu111: The feeling I get is Hecate is a cool Aunt that had to become a guardian where as Nyx was more a Stepmom
 Luminaire_p: 
RobertMakesGames: game is so great. you get to be so witch all the time.
 Two_Hats: You sort of get more lore on nyx in this game.
 SymphonySolstice: I love wretched broker my friend
 OldUncleDan: @BrowneePoints In your opinion.  I absolutely loved it.
 Two_Hats: As to why nyx acts like she does.
 kdefinition: Performing Dark Rituals to expand my local General Store
2 raiders from Serasent have joined!
 MTGRanger: As usual, the only people here who can be trusted are dogs and cats
Firewhiskers: My biggest question is Where's Hermanubis? Best furry boy god!
 BrowneePoints: I love that one of the oldest Gods to witchcraft we have had Dog Familiars
 BrowneePoints: kinda breaks ones preconceptions
 PMAvers: Hey, the sundial could actually work here.
 NorthstarTex: time of day in Hades 1: ???
Lex_Peacekeeper: there was a shiny top right of the soil plots
 SymphonySolstice: more VIT!
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : G'morning all.
 malfnord: Dogs have been with humanity probably longer than gods.
 as_ever_ellesandra: Fairly Odd Parents meme
 BrowneePoints: maybe. animism is oooooooold
Luna: are the crossroads within elysium or are they some other section of hades
averythetiger: Oh yeah, I hadn't played much since they updated that
 BrowneePoints: yep you got one
 SymphonySolstice: yeah they patched it out pretty fast
 Makrosian_Tay: They briefly had it so that you could only do one, but it was the first change they made in the patches
 BrowneePoints: they changed it 3 weeks in
RobertMakesGames: farming fomo isn't fun
 Rourke9: yeah for sure
 neisan2112: Yeah it was pretty bad
Dandelion V: The edge of Elysium.
Luna: thank youu, still trying to develop my knowledge of greek myth
averythetiger: The worst was that resources you couldn't collect STILL SPAWNED
 neisan2112: Still feel the amount collecting is a bit much, but not bad
 wench_tacular: big daddy
 sparrowhawksilver: i think they should move access to multiple farming tools to unlockable, together with new content releases
 NorthstarTex: thunder uncle
 GredGredmansson: AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
 commentarywife: haha the armour abs
glitched_goddess: to quote Kratos, “ZOOOOOOOOOOOS!”
 SymphonySolstice: mr. Artwork Still Getting Cleaned Up
 red_shoes_jeff: Santa!
 Gekyouryuu: @commentarywife the armour nipples
 BrowneePoints: the historically accurate armor abs
 N2Osferatu: Clearly he should look like a goose
Firewhiskers: He's decidedly unswanlike
 NorthstarTex: He looks more regal
 Zaneysed: You think he has the abs his armor does?
 L0rdX33n: He’s had work done?
 Simonark: He's appearing to you in a guise. Of a guy cosplaying as Zeus.
 Rourke9: yeah I think this one is placeholder
BlackIsis: Zeus was a golden rain, he can be whatever
 RedtheLily: that sure is zeus
Barb4rian: Zeus was also a goose at one point? He can be who he wants
 commentarywife: he clearly has a beer belly under the armour
 sparrowhawksilver: which i kind of love, he's presenting himself as the king of the gods in a war now
 OldUncleDan: Can't be the real Zeus.  He didn't try to seduce us immediately.
 SK__Ren: He's less Disney Zeus and more santa claus. His beard is more fluffy
 Chaotically_Random: Different Angle?
Marshall Wentworth: Elysium is a PART of Hades, to be clear.
Marshall Wentworth: Hades is the 'Nation', Elysium is a region of that 'nation'
Luna: yep
 SymphonySolstice: a few character arts are still pretty rough, and some still don't have one
Lex_Peacekeeper: run back and farm now
 SK__Ren: In Hades 1 his beard was more straight and wispy
 Chaotically_Random: Also how much time has passed?
 wench_tacular: badger, badger
 NorthstarTex: Shroom!
 GredGredmansson: 
 commentarywife: de- dallas?
glitched_goddess: hammah!
 NorthstarTex: Daedalus! Best sentient hammer!
 HubbeKing: Dallas Hammer
Marshall Wentworth: (Just like Asphodel, Erebus, and the five rivers)
Luna: would you then consider the "underworld" as the realm then or simply another name for hades as im aware some refer to the underworld as hades in general
averythetiger: I'm on a sea hammer diet.  I see a hammer and I eat it.
Firewhiskers: And Eee Karus
  QuixoticScrivener: Daddy's Hammer?
 sparrowhawksilver: i feel that the change in his look is because of Zeus' narcissism, to present more majestic in the war, compared to just towards his nephew in the first game
 SharktoothJack: Dallas Hammer? we Divine now boizz
Marshall Wentworth: The underworld is a colorful name for Hades. The greek people HATED talking about death, death gods or its realms by name, so they'd dress it up when they needed to.
Joshua Trytten: Very much 'if you name it, it'll notice you and come for you'
Luna: ahh that makes sense
 OldUncleDan: @SharktoothJack A Divine Hammer?
 Gekyouryuu: Daedalus implies the existence of Nightdalus
 MostCallMe__Tim: omega atk on this wep is really good because it teleports you behind for extra backstab dmg
 Jillexie: Dallas Hammer: anyone else want to negotiate?
Marshall Wentworth: Why Hades himself is "The Dread Lord" and his "Pale Lady" and so on.
 MostCallMe__Tim: omega spec throws a fan of blades too
 malsareus: the ding was inside you all along
 azidbern95: Arachne!
 SymphonySolstice: spood friend!
 HubbeKing: Arachne 
 Makrosian_Tay: I love this character
 Jillexie: OMG
 Makrosian_Tay: Best relic tbh
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
 NekomimiNinja: 
glitched_goddess: soooo cute!
 Halvhir: Arachne! 
 commentarywife: Arachneeeee
 RandomTrivia: Tiny spider friend!
 RandomTrivia: SO SMOL
 GredGredmansson: daw spider
 Jillexie: Smol fren
 HubbeKing: she's SO SMALL and SO CUTE
 RandomTrivia: PROTECT THE SMOL
Luna: thank you for illuminating this for me
Marshall Wentworth: (Bonus trivia, Pluto, the Roman name is from Greek, who called Hades Plouton, aka 'The wealthy')
 wench_tacular: that laugh
 commentarywife: her laugh freaks me out tho
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Small Friend best friend
Niehilius: Arachne! 
 NekomimiNinja: why is the spider adorable?! Damn you Supergiant!
 KV1NN4: oh no shes cute
Lex_Peacekeeper: health might be good
 NorthstarTex: She is smol. She is friend shaped! SHE MUST BE PROTECTED!
LidofLoathing: she's adorable and she dressed you up? perfect!
averythetiger: Oh neat!  These outfit icons updated when I wasn't looking
Snowcookies: co;our-wise I'd take lavendar
 SymphonySolstice: if you break the armor it goes away
 Halvhir: Its forever if you never get hit! 
 Carlioo: oh it actually changes the outfit
 red_shoes_jeff: Not a real green dress, that's cruel!
Marshall Wentworth: If you really want to go deep into the rabbit hole, check out OSP's talks about greek mythology, they're all great watches.
 GredGredmansson: same with hades 1
 Makrosian_Tay: That's cruel
 SymphonySolstice: yeah you gotta give snackies first then talk
 Gekyouryuu: Grandma time?
 Gekyouryuu: or not
Lex_Peacekeeper: you could always use a drink
averythetiger: Nah, time to hang out with Boat Uncle
Luna: happily
 malsareus: that tentacle is messing up our pretty dress!
 CmdrMadMoe: dont they always though
 SymphonySolstice: poseidon my beloved
Joshua Trytten: I wondered if those were some OSP data pulls...;) Good stuff.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: He's as subtle as a tidal wave
averythetiger: Does Poseidon qualify as a himbo?
 SymphonySolstice: free magick refills!
 malsareus: More ORB to ponder
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi james
 RandomTrivia: Oh cool, we get a Boon of James as well!
 wench_tacular: hi james, bye james
 Two_Hats: What boon does James give?
 RandomTrivia: Ice cream, usually
 BlueChloroplast: Its help not a contest fyi
averythetiger: His boons create holes for you enemies to fall in
 xantos69: Love the "klang" of that hit.
Lex_Peacekeeper: armor is close to broken already X_X
 SymphonySolstice: snacky!
 commentarywife: absolutely gift!
 commentarywife: yeah, you got one when you made the broker thing and then you bought one from the broker
 MTGRanger: Melinoe NO-
 MTGRanger: Don't tell any god they're the best!
averythetiger: No, tell them all they're the best... separately when the others can't hear
 commentarywife: I mean, she IS the best...
 BrowneePoints: easy shot does a bunch of damage
Lex_Peacekeeper: does it tell you if you already have that slot full?
 BrowneePoints: and the aoe is big
 BrowneePoints: It will actually try to trade that slot out if it is full Lex
 SymphonySolstice: the screamers are the worst enemy
 BrowneePoints: Like you get a little swap, graphic
 commentarywife: @Lex_Peacekeeper It tells you if it's a sacrifice, yes
 azidbern95: Yes, yes they do
averythetiger: They're definitely the worst out of this region
 BrowneePoints: wailers are the worst and I hate them
Lex_Peacekeeper: the problem with Banshes is they never shut up
 AugmentingPath: Banshee's with armor are where I find cast most useful
 commentarywife: wailers are horrible, cast the moment they come near
 Halvhir: Yep, seeds will sometimes give health
averythetiger: Dig things up and eat them!
Marshall Wentworth: Not directly, I'm deep in the mythology hole, but OSP is just good watching in general (I mostly watch the Trope Talks honestly).
averythetiger: That's what I learned from the existance of potatoes
Lex_Peacekeeper: wheres the badgers?
averythetiger: In Bloomburrow
 SymphonySolstice: daggers Good
 BrowneePoints: wailers have killed me more than any other first floor enemy on harder runs
 BorgarWithAShotgun: the armor has done its course, you are back at full health
 BrowneePoints: oh hey we got the best Poseidon boon for these weapons!
 SymphonySolstice: casts are good to keep those guys in one place
 wench_tacular: gotta fashion souls
 as_ever_ellesandra: green equity is important
 as_ever_ellesandra: (someone who hasn't played this game)
 commentarywife: you might beat her this time 
 reptile___: it's not easy
 BrowneePoints: the blades attack so fast they proc spirit bubble SO much
 reptile___: (being green)
 SymphonySolstice: aww dress gone
 AugmentingPath: she burned off everyone's clothes, yeah
 NorthstarTex: complete cloths removal is more aphrodite's thing anyways
Lex_Peacekeeper: this beings new meaning to "hot milf in your area" she needs to be put out
 wench_tacular: aren't we all
 xantos69: It kinda feels like this boss wants you to be ranged.
 AugmentingPath: But Mom, this is meow
 GredGredmansson: beh
 SymphonySolstice: get sheep'd
 commentarywife: you a sheep nao
 wench_tacular: best hex in the game
Lex_Peacekeeper: speeplied
 jacqui_lantern234: @NorthstarTex tbf, removing ones own clothes is very tempting when faced with a mighty temptress 
 AugmentingPath: sheepprince2
averythetiger: ALMOST
 jedi_master_zll: Lol, that's great. I've turned enemies into sheep in games, idk if it's ever happened to me.
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 SymphonySolstice: rip
 commentarywife: ooh, thought you had that one
 Catcard: good try tho
 wench_tacular: 
 baskwalla: Great job Matt
 AugmentingPath: the hedgehog's dilemma
 NorthstarTex: you did even better, and survived as a sheep
glitched_goddess: did better that time
 BlueChloroplast: I've definitely gathered first when I didn't think I could beat the boss
 jacqui_lantern234: youre doing well, matt 
 reptile___: you are doing...far better than I would do
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234: ALSO MATT!!!!! reminder that youre loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 SharktoothJack: little frog!
 wench_tacular: dora doesn't do doomscrolling
 SymphonySolstice: real
 commentarywife: organic storytelling is great
 HungryTanuki: Dora is the best
 jacqui_lantern234: @commentarywife YOURE GREAT
 malfnord: Dora is now my mentor and little sister.
Lex_Peacekeeper: better then massive lore dumps at the start
 NorthstarTex: Dora does not get on social media at all...good for her
 jacqui_lantern234: @HungryTanuki YOURE THE BEST
Luna: i think just trying to go in for too many greedy hits
 HungryTanuki: @jacqui_lantern234 
 BlueChloroplast: I'm shipping Dora and milenoe so hard
 commentarywife: !event
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 NorthstarTex: Apollo is covering for Artemis 100%
 NorthstarTex: (this is a guess)
 HubbeKing: I do hope we get to run into Hermes
 BlueChloroplast: Hermes is a good boi
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Trickster gods rarely are.
 commentarywife: so mote it be
averythetiger: So mote it be
 SymphonySolstice: you can mark things to remember what resources you need
 sparrowhawksilver: in your inventory, try out the d-pad
 Cyberegg: You can now tag things you need resources for
averythetiger: I personally use it a LOT because it then lets you see the recipes for things while out on runs.
Joshua Trytten: Fair enough, they're where I get most of my current mythology knowledge, outside of the ones I grew up with. But you've clearly got some other deep lore sources - that Minoan Ishtar one is new to me.
 commentarywife: !time
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 SymphonySolstice: yes od's keepsake is GOAT
 sparrowhawksilver: Nemesis is great, their interactions are so fun
 BlueChloroplast: The tags sometimes linger after you get things, but that is beta for you
 AugmentingPath: It is not a goat
 SymphonySolstice: no it's very good is what I mean
 ClockTamer: this game is a bi dream/nightmare
 Singenmeister: Is the goat... on fire?
 AugmentingPath: it is very good
 BusTed: 
 MTGRanger: A float goat?
 Makrosian_Tay: I personally think Arachne's is the best
 malsareus: a goat or a GOAT?
 as_ever_ellesandra: chat
 brieandbacon: You wouldn't lie to Matt, they're just a lil' guy
 as_ever_ellesandra: ban that user
 SymphonySolstice: I wrote it in caps for a reason
 RandomTrivia: Matt's disappointed is immeasureable and his day is ruined
 NekomimiNinja:  'nt
 as_ever_ellesandra: lying to Matt in a time like this
 SharktoothJack: idk, get turned into a sheep again maybe
 matthaus_c: the /other/ kind of goat
 Singenmeister: Y'all the duck puns in chat last night were nuts. Could give my granpa lessons
 sparrowhawksilver: i had barely thought about which keepsakes are better than others, because i kept switching them to level them all evenly
averythetiger: My early game best keepsake was from Dora
 MostCallMe__Tim: however, you do later fight the cyclops sheep herder odysseus fought
 commentarywife: I didn't use the antler for ages and then died in the last area because I thought I should level it up 😅
 HubbeKing: taking -15% damage from bosses is *so* clutch
  mtvcdm: Yep
 NorthstarTex: Yep
 vinewood_og: "I am dying because of no health." Same, Matt. Same.
 commentarywife: Yep
 wench_tacular: love Skelly
 BorgarWithAShotgun: oh, the keepsakes have art now
Marshall Wentworth: Isthar's cultural shift is pretty interesting, in part because she's just an interesting god. Storming the underworld because death stole her boyfriend (Note, Isthar, as a love god, slept around ALOT
 SymphonySolstice: moon mom!
 commentarywife: still don't know who this "Skelly" is you speak of
Lex_Peacekeeper: I think I just saw a fishing spot
 sparrowhawksilver: @BorgarWithAShotgun didn't even realize that, yeah, wonder if it's all of them yet
 commentarywife: I think they all have art now 
 NorthstarTex: mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry
 BrowneePoints: Selene’s Weenies! The Titan Glizzy Stand!
Marshall Wentworth: But she had one farmer she always went back to (though depends on the telling if he was cool with it or not)
 SymphonySolstice: real for that
 SymphonySolstice: I got u
 sparrowhawksilver: i mean, would you call yourself wrong for that now? i wouldn't
 neisan2112: Mood
 L0rdX33n: you can do worse
 as_ever_ellesandra: "I will merely hyperfixate for 2 months instead of 2 years"
 vinewood_og: realception
 SusanTD: extra real
 SymphonySolstice: lunar ray is SO fun
 Simonark: I am largely fictional, thank you!
 mister_nibbles: my D&D character worships a not actually evil but tragically misunderstood version of Shar, so I get it
 malsareus: moon laser sounds neat
 PMAvers: But… what if laser?
  mtvcdm: Behold is not a word to solemnly state. Behold is a word to bellow at the top of your lungs.
Marshall Wentworth: Older versions tend to seem he was totally fine with it, which is more interesting, like Hades and Per's marrage being a bit healthier.
 BrowneePoints: @mister_nibbles welp we have to end your character now
 wench_tacular: fricken lazer beams
 SymphonySolstice: FBtoichdown
  QuixoticScrivener: can you cancel it to dodge?
 SymphonySolstice: 
 malsareus: that's a kamehame
 NorthstarTex: moon mom, she is moon mom
 sparrowhawksilver: barely used the laser, because movement is so important in this game
 mister_nibbles: @BrowneePoints 
Mollylele: @NorthstarTex "moom"
 L0rdX33n: She didn’t look Hawaiian…
nova_plushie: matt likes mystical mommies? same. same
 BrowneePoints: in the name of the moon I’ll punish you
 ZephyrousOne: It's not caulk-itis
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, its a weird name
 as_ever_ellesandra: we support MLMM in this house
Luna: I much prefer the versions where their marriage is more healthy
 SusanTD: Grandma!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: I do hope I have not missed Matts reaction to wheelchair guy.
 RatherLargeToad: Her gun was
Marshall Wentworth: I mean even in the worst versions, they're waaaay healthier than any other olypian.
Luna: for real
Joshua Trytten: Sumerian/Babylonian is one of those mythologies I don't know nearly as well as I'd like. Largely that and Irish.
 NorthstarTex: Hestia is most underrated olympian send tweet
 SymphonySolstice: I'm meh on her boons
 Sogheim: how is the game going? lots of fun?
 sparrowhawksilver: @NorthstarTex as evident by the fact that she's not part of the olympians in all myths
Marshall Wentworth: I know Sumerian very well (It's likely my favorate), Irish I'm just full idiot on, most celtic adjacent stuff too. I know scraps, but not real pictures.
Luna: norse and greek my favs probs, irish im okay with but others are beeeg dum
 Chaotically_Random: Is it still early access?
 BrowneePoints: So Matt, if she ran a Glizzy cart would be it be called Selene’s Weenies?
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm actually in love with Selene. God she's beautiful
 BlueChloroplast: Hestia is great
 protojman: mood
 SymphonySolstice: yeah just gotta keep the grind
 Sogheim: gotta embrace spellcasting
 as_ever_ellesandra: I'm sure there is a way to become a tank
 SymphonySolstice: good
 as_ever_ellesandra: MLMM in full effect
 HungryTanuki: We stan Selene in this house
Marshall Wentworth: If you want a wild ride, check out some of the South and Central american ones.
Luna: those are quite a ride from what i've heard
Marshall Wentworth: Egyptian also pretty wild.
Joshua Trytten: Having grown up with Greek, Celtic is a very different feel, doesn't necessarily follow the same tropes. The Mabinogion is an...interesting time.
 SymphonySolstice: you can touch the smoke
 NorthstarTex: look at this ass, spilling his shadow all over
 sparrowhawksilver: @SymphonySolstice i think her boons are missing the DoT stacking that Dionysus had in the previous game
 BrowneePoints: idk I’m a pretty gay man but Selene doesn’t really inspire me
 SymphonySolstice: yea I think that might be it
  TXC2 returns
 SymphonySolstice: it recharges for how much magic you use
  TXC2: how we doing chat?
 Halvhir: need to spend more magic to charge it
 TotallyNotaBeholder: You have to charge up your hex with mana usage
 Catcard: @BrowneePoints do you mean pretty as in beautiful or pretty as in somewhat?
 SymphonySolstice: you gotta use omegas
 NorthstarTex: makes sense, selene can't support you because no moon connection in the shadow
 as_ever_ellesandra: it looks to be on some sort of cool down - seemingly related to the magic
 as_ever_ellesandra: again, idk the game
 MostCallMe__Tim: Selene eqs you to use omega moves first
 BrowneePoints: @catcard who knows the
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 BrowneePoints: Janus! the other god of transitions!
 Mazrae: I'm back for day two
  TXC2: hello Mazrae  welcome back
 SymphonySolstice: his boons are my fave
 KV1NN4: Artemis? Pranking??
 sparrowhawksilver: frequently, Hestia's boons promote staying the corner, rythmically using your stuff so as to not overstack the DoT
averythetiger: EPIC DAMAGE
 malfnord: Apollo: hot, but also kind of an asshole
 NorthstarTex: I mean Dionysus is the patron of Non Binary individuals 
  mtvcdm: DPS! DPS!
  TXC2: malfnord  just like the Sun 
LilyFin: He is so prettyyyy
 BrowneePoints: Apollo isn’t really annl asshole, but he does have big Teacher’s Pet energy
 mrMorphius: pew pew pew
 BrowneePoints: he never did anything MEAN but he was an overachieving pretty boy with a bit of a lil boastful
  mtvcdm: Step one, hit everything. Step two, don't get hit. Easy.
 BrowneePoints: vibe
 BrowneePoints: yep
nova_plushie: i dont know anything about these games. but he gives off hot douche vibes.
 Halvhir: Except his exes, perhaps >_>
Joshua Trytten: Loving this chat, but tragically I have a meeting now...byeeee
 yalc321: Odysseus's crew may disagree
 malfnord: @BrowneePoints I mean, I feel like most of the mortals he chased might beg to differ.
  mtvcdm: Do keep that clock humming, chat.
 dumbo3k: well, the world does revolve around Apollo
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LeeshaJoy: OMG SO CUUUUTE
Firewhiskers: Arachne makes fast fashion, confirmed
 NorthstarTex: she is so sweet! 
Luna: good luck
 BrowneePoints: @malfnord possibly. he did the least harm of the major olympians but he had a MAJOR EGO
nova_plushie: mood
  mtvcdm: Arachne's so cute
 TheMerricat: Chat, I assume Arachne wasn't in 1?
 NorthstarTex: Arachne Plush or Riot.
 BlueChloroplast: Arachne is so cute
  TXC2: TheMerricat  she was not
 BrowneePoints: reminder chat, in the original tale Arachne didn’t want to duel Athena, and Athena got real heckin mad that she lost
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Don't tell that to Athena
 BusTed: 
Luna: arachne just dumping her spares on her
 BrowneePoints: as Arachne weaved a loom showing the gods in their true natures which the crowd enjoyed more than
  mtvcdm: !genius
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nova_plushie: I know there not. but they look like sleeping bags
 Dalrint: Hubris is a strong word for what happened
  TXC2: so chair, how have you been finding the subathon?
 BrowneePoints: Abuse is more accurate
 NorthstarTex: *in plain speech* I am sure a certain wisdom goddess can do better. Totally. 100%.
LeeshaJoy: It looks like skeins of thread or yarn you'd get at the craft shop to me
 BlueChloroplast: Hades does do variations on the gods. Like Zeus is adopting demigods and being a braggart, not y'know
 sparrowhawksilver: @BrowneePoints you have to be careful using the phrase "original tale" when refering to greek myths, older sources, possibly, but often also just regionally different sources
 TheMerricat: "Athena created a tapestry replete with scenes from the history of the gods. She portrayed Zeus at the center of the Olympic pantheon as well as her own contest with Poseidon and her victory, which ultimately made the people of Athens name their city after her. At the corner of her tapestry, she artfully depicted humans who had dared to defy the gods and who had been punished without a trace of mercy."
nova_plushie: kill us or you?
 BrowneePoints: hey mortal dork people been saying you’re better at this than me. We’re having a duel . I don’t want to. We’re doing this or you die. Beats her. Turns into a spider.
 Cinominn: spider lady is my fave character
 TheMerricat: "As for Arachne, she deliberately chose scenes that depicted the infidelities and amours of the gods. She vividly portrayed Zeus and his string of indiscretions. She showed how Zeus had turned into a swan to rape the Spartan queen Leda; a bull to entice Europa; an eagle to abduct Aegina; as a shower of gold to seduce Danae; and as a satyr to seduce Antiope. Arachne's work of art, according to the Latin narrative..."
 TheMerricat: ", featured twenty-one scenes of the various misdemeanors of the mighty gods, including Poseidon, Apollo, Dionysus and others."
  mtvcdm: Arachne made a tapestry diss track.
 Chaotically_Random: So your the sister of the guy in the first game?
 BrowneePoints: gurl didn’t do nothing. Athena was malding
Mollylele: Arachne was in the Spider-Man musical
 L0rdX33n: Contrast Arachne’s story to The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Arachne won fair and square and was beaten and cursed, Johnny won and got a golden fiddle
nova_plushie: not big on the fish man
trebuchetboy: @Chaotically_Random ye
 BrowneePoints: the one that almost killed 5 people? @mollylele
 malfnord: Yeah, that's Ovid. On the one hand he's one of a handful of sources close to the text, on the other hand he's also like the prototype of the r/atheism poster.
 Dalrint: A lot of greek myths seem to have the lesson of 'Don't be great or the gods will smite you' which...is certainly...a lesson.
 SusanTD: Spend mana
 BrowneePoints: spend mana
LeeshaJoy: Ovid had a political axe to grind, yeah.
 SymphonySolstice: using magick
 awildshen: you have to spejnd mana
 TomCatFrost: You have to spend mana
 TheMerricat: @L0rdX33n Johnny fought the Devil. If he had gone against God, he'd have been smote.
 MostCallMe__Tim: use omegas more
 cobthegreat: By use omega
 Greyah: It resets every room.
 Cinominn: its once per room and resets per room
 awildshen: and it resets at each encounter
 SymphonySolstice: you have to use omega casts, special, attack
 HubbeKing: yeah, it's per-encounter and you have to hit enemies with omega moves to charge it
 Cinominn: sorry not once per room just resets per room
 Greyah: Charon, mate.
 BrowneePoints: yep! but you can recharge it multiple times
  blackcoat: is this Hades 2?
 SymphonySolstice: charon my beloved!!
 BrowneePoints: placeholder art
 SymphonySolstice: sure is
  TXC2: where's the hat!
 L0rdX33n: @themerricat Is the devil not God’s middle management in charge of underworld personnel?
 BrowneePoints: they are giving him an updated look. Right now he still has his Hades one model as well.
 James_the_Dabbler: I just got here but more importantly the Latin writings were designed to paint the Greeks (and their versions of the pantheon) as backwards savages
 NorthstarTex: charon's art not complete yet, also old ingame model?
 Cinominn: yeah lot of placeholder art.... cant wait to see all the finished stuff
Luna: yep
 BrowneePoints: breaker sprint is fun
 Greyah: Tidal Ring is one of my favorite boons, personally.
 BrowneePoints: become snowplow
 James_the_Dabbler: Basically anything from Roman myth is from the tainted well in that regard, which makes it… tough to get accurate pictures of the original stories, to put it mildly
 BrowneePoints: Matt is Gods Littlest Snowplow
nova_plushie: shes jacked.
 TheMerricat: @L0rdX33n I'd argue he's God's useful idiot. God doesn't support him and rarely hinders him. He's 'useful' till he gets in the way.
  blackcoat: yep, it is. I'm avoiding spoilers, so imma bounce until noon. bye lrrfolk!
Luna: take careee
  Colin: I am just keeping an eye on chat without watching the stream for similar reasons xD
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  TXC2: "I am but one" splits into 3
 BrowneePoints: Granny does crunches
thegentlepus: We cannot blame them
 BrowneePoints: she’s one of the og 3 in one Goddesses @txc2
 BrowneePoints: you can see the other heads on her shoulderpads
  Rogue 7: Hecate sounds like she's voiced by the narrator from BG3, is that true?
Marshall Wentworth: Yes!
Marshall Wentworth: (Amelia Tyler for reference)
 SymphonySolstice: now you got it
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  neat
 SymphonySolstice: sheeb
 BrowneePoints: SHEEEEEP
  TXC2: baaaa
  mtvcdm: Sheep!
Firewhiskers: That's a baaaad status effect
 Cinominn: getting turned into the sheep is the worst
Firewhiskers: A big f*** ewe from the game
 Rae_of_Light_: But it's so fluffy!
nova_plushie: im gonna go makes some london fog and get a haircut. enjoy the game matt
 malfnord: I think you might got this
  TXC2: Matt you are WAAAY better at avoiding damage then I am
 SymphonySolstice: wooo
 baskwalla: woo
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 NorthstarTex: 
 BlueChloroplast: Niiiiiiiice
 TotallyNotaBeholder: 
 LilyOfTheVeil6666:   
 BrowneePoints: The omega main attack on these also lets you teleport straight through so many attacks
 BrowneePoints: see other two heads on shoulders
 Ranatoki: You're going to start a howl doing that Matt
 Ranatoki:   
 NorthstarTex: yep
 BusTed: so it seems
 RocknGrohlNerd: yep
 HubbeKing: you became a Real Gamer
 BlueChloroplast:   
  Rogue 7: Nice
 BrowneePoints: games easy, nothings gonna happen 
 HubbeKing: I love the second area
  TXC2: way better then I played Hades 1
 HubbeKing: it's great
 SymphonySolstice: time for Wet
 HubbeKing: and the boss for it RULES
  TXC2: took me like 20 tries to beat Meg
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Act 2 boss is so much fun, hope we see it tonight
 BrowneePoints: hope we get to the boss (no spoilies)
 Greyah: Aww. Boo. Didn't get the bonus blessing.
 HubbeKing: why you gotta describe the depths as "sopping", Homer
the_phantom_game_player: 
 BusTed: @HubbeKing coulda been "moist," I suppose
tomnar: Oh wow, a lot of people have subbed since I went to work. Good job everyone! 
Luna: so we're gonna see lovely orpheus probs
James Campbell: more damage from lackeys than the entire Hecate boss
 BrowneePoints: this particular room when it shows up always gives me anxiety
 SymphonySolstice: those are def the enemies you want to omega cast
  TXC2: oh good there are hammers in this game
James Campbell: The water temple?
Luna: omg imagine instead of the hydra they have like scylla or charybdis
Marshall Wentworth: I'd love to see Scylla, needs to show up more.
Luna: YES
Luna: honestly underrated
Marshall Wentworth: I still haven't forgiven class of the titans for that.
Marshall Wentworth: Clash of the Titans^
Luna: understandable honestly
Luna: they did her dirty
 theAngelsWeep: I find pinhead are very much, I'm fine with pinheads until I'm swimming in them and very much not fine
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 HubbeKing: o7
Firewhiskers: Hydrated
 BrowneePoints: pretty good for no death defy!
glitched_goddess: PB tho
  TXC2: best run so far
  TXC2: takes all kinds
 HubbeKing: Dora has mixed feelings RE: the sea
 SymphonySolstice: learmning!
 sparrowhawksilver: the d-pad opens the glossary and inventory, and i don't quite remember what else
 N2Osferatu: Deathcap for Cutie
  TXC2: Stygius
 SymphonySolstice: ya
 BlueChloroplast: She sure does
 NorthstarTex: yep
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 NorthstarTex: wouldn't be suprised if hestia mentioned her aspect of the gun
 BusTed: in a fight, right?
  TXC2: I wonder if it's actual Stygius or a replica
  mtvcdm: Sure
 wench_tacular: sure
 HubbeKing: Sure 
 SymphonySolstice: "fight"
 baskwalla: Whatever she wants, probably
 mrMorphius:  wrasslin
 BrowneePoints: polecats some years ago
 BrowneePoints: some ye*
 BrowneePoints: Dogs absolutely
 BrowneePoints: specifically “Black Hounds” like Hecuba
 SymphonySolstice: arachne has a good keepsake too
  mtvcdm: Oh Skelly
 wench_tacular: he can't stop us
 sparrowhawksilver: porque no los dos?
 SymphonySolstice: yesss
 NorthstarTex: Hephestus
 HubbeKing: Love this man!
Mollylele: finally something for the ladies
 BlueChloroplast: More like "keep giving after getting keepsakes"
 BrowneePoints: WORLDS
 accountmadeforants: “Wanna fuck?” is the purest intent of all
 BrowneePoints: HOTTEST
 BrowneePoints: MAN
 SymphonySolstice: oh volcanic strike is 10/10
 Chaotically_Random: arn't they married
 BlueChloroplast: 100% hot
  TXC2: Chaotically_Random  yeap
 BrowneePoints: it’s better on your soecials
 BrowneePoints: specials
ghyllnox: @Chaotically_Random In the way that gods hate being married, sure
 Chaotically_Random: So it makes sense they work together
  mtvcdm: More DPS
 SymphonySolstice: love that boon
 HubbeKing: Blast damage is extremely good
 BrowneePoints: it has a massive cool down, so I’ve found it more useful on your special
hella_qh: Heph's Boons are extremely good
 RocknGrohlNerd: biblicaly accurate worlds hottest man
 BrowneePoints: and a prosthetic leg!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @BrowneePoints there is a dual that fixes that, iirc
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Heph is missing a leg and he is in a wheelchai
 BorgarWithAShotgun: wheelchair*
 SymphonySolstice: no spoilies
  TXC2: 1spoilers
  Colin: !time
  TXC2: !spoiler
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 BrowneePoints: he has a prosthetic leg in this, and his arm tattoo looks like black and red amphora art @loadingreadyrun
 PawssumFable: Hera would make these games so much more complicated tha they already are
 TheMerricat: Chat, remind me, is this game 'story finished' or are they still working on it? Do we know?
 PawssumFable: She's literally just there to eff things up in that canon
 BrowneePoints: it’s not story finished
petey_vonwho: Where's Ares? Is he in this?
 BrowneePoints: at all
 SymphonySolstice: still working
 NightValien28: Still working on it
glitched_goddess: well historically, is Hera really known for being helpful? lol
 BrowneePoints: we’re missing an entire zone
 sparrowhawksilver: @TheMerricat very much early access
 TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
 wench_tacular: he's probably busy
 HubbeKing: Ares is probably busy, yeah
 sparrowhawksilver: lots of content, but the story isn't finished by far
 HubbeKing: what with the war and such
 BrowneePoints: there’s also a bit of a war against Chronos going on
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Luna: I think im gonna go with the assumption that hades 2 utilised the version of aphrodite where she is with ares, mainly due to the matching face paint possibly showing their union in battle
 Greyah: For what it's worth, you haven't met all the gods yet.
  TXC2: to be fair to Hera, would help if your husband was Zeus ?
 BrowneePoints: so he’s probably busy having the time of his life
 Simonark: They haven’t said, but also haven’t denied, more gods may turn up.
 SymphonySolstice: the game loop is there but there's still expansion that needs to happen
 theAngelsWeep: I have been critically Les Mis fandom brain poisoned and therefore can't not see Apollo without thinking of a bunch of Enjolras fanart...
 TheMerricat: 
 Rae_of_Light_: Even as EA, it's got a lot to play.
 accountmadeforants: There’s so much game in this game
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah, she's a very late era iteration of her, which is sad, I'd love to see her switch gears from love goddess to murder machine.
Luna: i mean she had that spear, all is fair in love and war and love can bring fury sooo she might f peeps up
 Makrosian_Tay: Mood
 BusTed: fair enough
 wench_tacular: she's a delight
 HubbeKing: oh, Hestia
  mtvcdm: Mood
excalgold: Hestia that is a MOOD girl
 BorgarWithAShotgun: mood
 BrowneePoints: two old ladies
glitched_goddess: hash tag mood
 BrowneePoints: being old
  TXC2: so Hestia is a granny you say
 theAngelsWeep: Hestia is my favourite
 HubbeKing: just two old women, hating everyone else
 accountmadeforants: Hestia’s earned that one
 SymphonySolstice: according to supegiant there's as much content in EA as there was in all of Hades 1, and it's still only like 75% finished
 KV1NN4: Queen XD
the_phantom_game_player:  
 malfnord: brb erecting shrine to Hestia
 sparrowhawksilver: @Rae_of_Light_ i found it a bit funny how some devs basically said: please don't expect our early access to be like Hades 2, we can't deliver that
 TheWanderingNomad: Murtder granny!
 Rae_of_Light_: There's enough EA out there that just feel like glorified demos, where this still feels like a full featured game, though there's some obvious placeholders.
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah, I'd hope so, I just like the iteration of her with some teeth, rather than the Trojan War version, but just my love of Ishtar showing through :P
LeeshaJoy: Remember, according to the lore of the original game, Hestia was the one wielding a freaking RAILGUN against the Titans.
 Simonark: Pyromania Grandma
  mtvcdm: Fire
 Mazrae: Watching you play this makes me want to try the first one, never really seen it played
 BrowneePoints: she owned an ar 15
 BrowneePoints: and shot time with it
 BrowneePoints: canon in game
 NorthstarTex: @LeeshaJoy my perfered aspect of the rail too, Hestia doesn't fuck around
 Dalrint: Well you are certainly doing way moire damage than last time
 BrowneePoints: there’s Athena dash
 sparrowhawksilver: i never really vibed with any of the adamant rail aspects in the first game
 BrowneePoints: Heph boon is a big burst on a long cd @dalrint
  TXC2: oh the Rail is my least favourtie weapon
Luna: I agree
 sparrowhawksilver: d-pad left for boon info, quite helpful
 BrowneePoints: rail is my fave wep
 Dalrint: Be careful though, Hades is a gateway drug to roguelikes.
 SymphonySolstice: you can leave after you find the reward btw
 BrowneePoints: there’s a bunch of fun builds for it. unlike spear. or most swords
 Makrosian_Tay: But where's the fun in that?
 BorgarWithAShotgun: mine is ... spoilers.
 Dalrint: First I was happy with hades, but now I need two, maybe three random maps where I die for no reason just to get out of bed in the morning
 BrowneePoints: I’m talking game 1 borgar
 KV1NN4: Arachne makes me think of Tomoyo from Cardcaptor Sakura... probably because of makign the outfits XD
LeeshaJoy: My favorite weapon in the first game is the Aegis, just for its versatility.
 sparrowhawksilver: my favourite in hades 1 was the xian yu spear with demeter aspect on the big spin, i think
  TXC2: for me it's the fists, I love the fists
 BrowneePoints: Guan Yu
 BrowneePoints: fists were my 2nd fave
 sparrowhawksilver: guan yu, not xian yu, yeah
 SymphonySolstice: I love Gun
 BrowneePoints: since you could infinitely attack
 Tophical: I think mine was the spear
 NorthstarTex: my fav is Hestia's Rail
glitched_goddess: jeeze where’s all the hearts you were getting before lol
Snowcookies: the shield was fun
 BrowneePoints: Lucifer Rail just enabled REAL goofy shit
 BrowneePoints: I loved it so much
  TXC2: very "get over here!"
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 SymphonySolstice: womp womp
 BrowneePoints: we got beybladed!
 wench_tacular: shame, that build was getting good
 BrowneePoints: How far off are we from getting death defiance?
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  we have one
 SymphonySolstice: we have one
Tplayne: hades is how I realized Im actually bad at videogames
 BrowneePoints: did I miss it proccing?
 BlueChloroplast: So can we hug Dora with our ghost hand?
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  seems like you did
 SymphonySolstice: snacky
  TXC2: we attack Olympus when SuperGiant have finished building it 
 incredulouspasserby: her abs tho
 Simonark: Woodsy!
 Dalrint: Wait hang on I just realized, is cerberus not here? How do we pet him?!
  TXC2: Dalrint  there is another dog to pet
 HubbeKing: 
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Big tall Rocks. Name of a Rock Band?
 SymphonySolstice: those aren't seeds tho
dantedad222: How's it going everyone?
  TXC2: hello dantedad222  welcome
 HubbeKing: I do enjoy the implication that you simply can't hold more cards in your hands
 BlueChloroplast: Eeeeyyyyy
glitched_goddess: oh that seems useful lol
 SymphonySolstice: magick restore is handy
 PMAvers: some nights, you just gotta be blastin’
 accountmadeforants: @hubbeking Melinoe is not ready to play EDH yet
excalgold: Holy Mole....i just saw the temp was 78, no wonder it feels warm in here
 SymphonySolstice: boon from 1st game
 BlueChloroplast: Only 2?
 wench_tacular: from Hades 1
 BorgarWithAShotgun: oooh, Hades 1 Boons
  TXC2: these are from Hades 1
  TXC2: Hydraulic Might might be the worst boon from Hades 1
 sparrowhawksilver: i think i might've taken it exactly once, to collect it for the minor prophecy
  TXC2: easy to code?
glitched_goddess: not everything can be a winner
 HubbeKing: ah yes, they're not pinned. they're just... locked in a stalemate.
 sparrowhawksilver: you didn't rarify the boon there, did you?
 accountmadeforants: To teach people to appreciate good boons, like bad magic cards
  mtvcdm: Some quick rooms here.
 sparrowhawksilver: i mean, same, in the beginning, just not a option i connected with the boons, as i knew them from hades 1
 BrowneePoints: dead witch?
 SymphonySolstice: hi grandma
 accountmadeforants: Megamandragora
 sparrowhawksilver: you can look at it's glossary entry, one of the d-pad directions
  QuixoticScrivener: just a generic nymph of some kind?
  TXC2: sweat sweat healing
 SymphonySolstice: fight! fight! fight!
Luna: i think she needs to go to counseling
 BrowneePoints: that foraging Boon is how I beat my first run. I had over 350 HP by the end of it.
 BlueChloroplast: Nice job Matt!
 Two_Hats: It adds up
 BrowneePoints: if you get it REAL early
 BrowneePoints: it adds up
 BrowneePoints: DOOR STEALING JERK
 SymphonySolstice: ya
 MTGRanger: OUR DOORS NOOO!
 BlueChloroplast: Nemesis big gurl
 HubbeKing: OOOH
 HubbeKing: this place has another good friemb
 Geldaran: at the risk of violating the tip rules, you can cut her off any take the door first idf you are quick.
  TXC2: +8 MAX life
 NorthstarTex: KITTY!!!
 PMAvers: KITTY
 ShaneLeeAtk: PET CAT
  mtvcdm: Chat?
 betazed15: Kitty!
 TehAmelie: you're a kitty!
 BusTed: Bilingual game
  TXC2: Kitty!
 NonjaBiru: Cat chat!
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 accountmadeforants: C(h)at?
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excalgold: TeleCat
 BrowneePoints: yeah, every time I see nemesis I sprint to a door so she doesn’t take it
LeeshaJoy: best game of 2024
 NorthstarTex: Pet cat, best game, hear purr 11/10
petey_vonwho: We can pet the cat? Game of the year!
adept_nekomancer: Ran off, evaporated, same thing
 wench_tacular: they're enjoying it
 BusTed: Just ruining their little spin game.
 SymphonySolstice: yippeee!!!
 BusTed:  
 Mazrae: The look like demon geese
 Geldaran: well, I didn't think so before, but now I can't un hear it.
 sparrowhawksilver: one thing i really like in hades 2 is that there are a lot more build-transforming boons
 accountmadeforants: The pink light makes it look like Melinoe is blushing
 BlueChloroplast: We have so much gold
 Simonark: You got this.
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KrivKobold: !schedule
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I took a little break.  How are we doing?
 BlueChloroplast: It is interesting
 BrowneePoints: she was also also attributed to time because the three heads faced towards the past the present and the future
  TXC2: theming baby
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 BrowneePoints: Goddess of the Crossroads and all that
  TXC2: I wait for the 3 fates to show up at some point
 Mazrae: Ba ram you
 BusTed: the little tongue hanging out makes me laugh
 James_the_Dabbler: The silver sisters
 BlueChloroplast: The silver sisters
 wench_tacular: nice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Don't all the gods offer prophetic insight?  Like the Delphic oracle was at a Temple to Apollo, iirc.
 BusTed: 
 betazed15: at 5 hp! well done
 accountmadeforants: 
 Simonark: Act 2 Let’s Go.
 wench_tacular: 2 is not zero
 TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
  QuixoticScrivener: didn't throw!
 BrowneePoints: 
 HubbeKing: Just a kindly old man, nothing nefarious about this 
 SymphonySolstice: omg hiiii *twirls hair*
 malfnord: Not suspicious AT ALL
 jessieimproved: I'm not your pal buddy
  TXC2: I'm sure he's not important at all
 HubbeKing: Merely an old man
 BusTed: Ominous
 HubbeKing: I'm sure it's fine
 betazed15: My face right now...
 Simonark: I’m sure he’ll never appear again!
  RomanGoro: Nothing to worry about
 BlueChloroplast: Ooops missed the heal
 Rae_of_Light_: He makes me think of an ominous Mr. Rogers
Luna: why do i recognise his voice
 BlueChloroplast: Wait no we got it
  RomanGoro: BlueChloroplast did not, was at 6
 Rae_of_Light_: You have to get the heal before the door unlocks. It won't let you through otherwise.
 Rae_of_Light_: Even if you're at full.
excalgold: some one told Mel to get into the sea and she took them literally
LeeshaJoy: I was gonna say, in Hades 1 you can't leave the area *without* healing first
the_phantom_game_player: It was great seeing you
 AugmentingPath: delicious lime!
Snowcookies: Can't wait to try this game out myself
 HesGotNoPants: By force or by horse
 BusTed: Survival!
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
  QuixoticScrivener: Matt needs a play it forward
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Matt
 SymphonySolstice: blow a kiss for moon mommy
 Simonark: Any thoughts after a few hours played?
 BlueChloroplast:    
 AriaHibiki: hope you feel better soon matt!
 SymphonySolstice: thanks matt!!
 SnackPak_: wooo!
  TXC2: !subathon
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RebekahWSD: Thanks for the game!
 Therberus: Thank you Matt, you are a real one
Snowcookies: ty Matt
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us
 vinewood_og: thanks matt, this was fun, feel better!
  TXC2: we can only hope
  QuixoticScrivener: ooh soul flem?
 wench_tacular: this was fun, thanks
 SymphonySolstice: game Good
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 Simonark: Chakra Mucus?
 theworldsmith1: Id watch this play it forward
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 malsareus: gargle your soul to deal with flem
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 Mazrae: Yay Lego
Plasterboard: hope you feel better soon Matt
 gualdhar: we did last time
  TXC2: bye
asddsa28: buy
 vinewood_og: bye
 wench_tacular: we still hear you
 gualdhar: we can hear you
 creasehearst: sound is there yes
asddsa28: we can still hear yes
TheWormbo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
 TheWormbo: yes
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 Tophical: Yep
 AriaHibiki: yes
 AugmentingPath: yep
 electra310: Byeeeeeee
 Two_Hats: Yep
 BlueChloroplast: Oh yeah
the_phantom_game_player: yes
 NorthstarTex: yep
 SnackPak_: yup
  TXC2: yes we can hear
 HubbeKing: we can indeed yes
 MTGRanger: yeah we hear stream audio
 littleunknownn: Yes
Talin06: yes
 vinewood_og: yes
 electra310: Yes
Snowcookies: yes
 DaSunao: Bye! 
Plasterboard: hear who? 
 SpacePotato01: no
 RocknGrohlNerd: yep
 betazed15: yep
 Mazrae: Yep
 Simonark: Clem Fandango
 HesGotNoPants: No I cant
 accountmadeforants: yes
dukebazaar: We can Hear
YeomanAres: No tell secrets we can't hear
 MTGRanger: we're learning all the secrets of On Break LRR!
petey_vonwho: No
 wench_tacular: yep
asddsa28: yes
 kaziel0: We can!
 AugmentingPath: yes
  mtvcdm: Yep
  TXC2: yeap
 littleunknownn: Yeo
Opheliaway: Yes
SytYoshi: yes
Patorik: yes
 SnackPak_: correct
 MrSarkhan: Yes
 NorthstarTex: yes
excalgold: yes hello James
 KaleidoscopeMind: no (lying)
YeomanAres: Yes
 vinewood_og: uh huh
 HubbeKing: maybe
 betazed15: still audio from chairs and james
 electra310: Yep
 SymphonySolstice: I hear a james
 Mazrae: Loud and clear
 AriaHibiki: yup
 dougma: am I the only one who read the schedule as "Lego DAD Build"?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Mash R1.
 HesGotNoPants: No
 wench_tacular: because we have ears
the_phantom_game_player: I can hear you
 Brozard: Because you're talking?
Opheliaway: Why?
 Simonark: You should do a song
 thasmiel: yes
 electra310: Because we like you
 vinewood_og: F4?
fonk: That's Cody Rhode's theme isn't it?
 dumbo3k: no, definitely can’t hear anything. nothing  no to report at all
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
 beowuuf: inverse wheeler
dukebazaar: We can still hear
 Brozard: We can still hear you
 seinka: tech magick
   Anubis169 bounces around
ghyllnox: Oh hi Graham
 AriaHibiki: hi graham!
 Therberus: Mic 5
   Anubis169: hihi G!
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
  mtvcdm: Beautiful
 electra310: Mic 5!
 as_ever_ellesandra: it was still live for Harry obviously
 HubbeKing: for that good good room tone
 wench_tacular: yes
 beowuuf: yup
 as_ever_ellesandra: Yes
  mtvcdm: Yep
 TheWormbo: yes, still
 AugmentingPath: yes
Opheliaway: Yes
 Two_Hats: Yep
  TXC2: yeap
 raulghoulia: still yes
SytYoshi: yep
 HesGotNoPants: Nope
 AriaHibiki: yes
   Anubis169: yes
 littleunknownn: Yes
 NorthstarTex: yes
Patorik: yes
 theworldsmith1: Yes
 Therberus: Nope can't hear you
 vinewood_og: yes
dukebazaar: yup
 kaziel0: Still can
 betazed15: yep
 Despoiler98: yes
Talin06: yes
 as_ever_ellesandra: Correct
 electra310: Yes
 Chronomos901: yep
 wench_tacular: sure can
 Cyberegg: yes
 RocknGrohlNerd: yes
 Mazrae: Still yep
the_phantom_game_player: yes
 accountmadeforants: yes
   Anubis169: can still hear you
 betazed15: can still hear, yes
 BlueChloroplast: Curtains? Is this not studio A?
 Simonark: To our collective reaction, yes
 HubbeKing: owls.
   Anubis169: well it is confusing
 as_ever_ellesandra: Does the scene have mics on it?
   Anubis169: gremlins
 wench_tacular: this is worse than going to the opticians
 as_ever_ellesandra: yes
ghyllnox: You might say a number or a keyword for us to repeat
SatiricalSme: yes
dukebazaar: yes
 Brozard: super loud and clear
ghyllnox: So you know which test you're doing
 betazed15: sure sounds like it
 TheWormbo: it sounds very "direct"
 RocknGrohlNerd: should we be confused too?
   Anubis169: it's the close-up mic, 5x5
 NorthstarTex: yes
 wench_tacular: proper mic
 Wolfstrike_NL: very clearly yes, that mic
 Mazrae: Who broke the mute
 as_ever_ellesandra: Its definitely that mic
 Therberus: But do they have the "stay" XLR?
 malsareus: it's good sound\
asddsa28: yup
Patorik: sounds intentional
 Simonark: Yep!
 aine1978: Yrsssss
  mtvcdm: Loud and clear
Opheliaway: Loud. And clear.
Talin06: sound is good
 kaziel0: Affirmative on loud and clearn
Plasterboard: aye, sounds like you are chomping on the mic
ghyllnox: No you're right up on it
 as_ever_ellesandra: does the scene show where the audio is coming from on the mixer?
 protojman: PS5 controller?
   Anubis169: is there audio linked to something further up the chain?
 Dalrint: Twitch magic
 DentedPockets: Does this have to do with the cable change last night?
momalyd: We hear all and see all!!
 aine1978: Ghosts in the mics
 malsareus: Windows volume mixer?
 Brozard: Paul! 
 electra310: Twitch Chat is Magic
 BlueChloroplast: 
 aine1978: Yea Paul!!!
   Anubis169: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
Luna: lego dnd time?
  mtvcdm: In the meantime keep those subs coming
ghyllnox: Goodbye fuzzy James
 SymphonySolstice: game audio was still there too
 Simonark: I can no longer hear James!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 electra310: 400 A minute in honor of Mic 5
Scytzo: Yup
Scytzo: Well, they're doing the build - the game comes later.
Luna: yeah awesomeee
 Mazrae: Bye how I would think you would look like without my glasses James
 RocknGrohlNerd: @malsareus strong pick 
 PhoenixMelior: Hey folks! What's next on the docket today?
 RocknGrohlNerd: lego
 electra310: Lego Time
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LEGO D&D Build at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (2m ago).
 PhoenixMelior: Oh heck yeah
 Mazrae: Surprise windows update changing all the settings??
 ShaneLeeAtk: A wild James!
 PhoenixMelior: I can make out kathleen
 kdefinition: @Mazrae This has never happened before. Unprecedented.
EvilBadman: Yay I can watch again after dodging Hades 2 spoilees.
AtrusOfMyst: Theres a D&D one shot that goes along with the Lego. I think Graham said Jordynne is going to modify the campaign a bit so they can play it?
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EvilBadman: @AtrusOfMyst Yee
 BrowneePoints: Modified
sfot: can they see youtube chat?
 Mazrae: Modified to be fun
 Simonark: Heroes Of Blurcadia
kusinohki: Lrr, now in glaucoma vision
 James_the_Dabbler: Wait did I miss building the set?
 James_the_Dabbler: hecking honk
SoaringDragon42: Nope, you're right on time
  TXC2: here we GO!
 TheMerricat: @James_the_Dabbler They build it as they play? I don't think we've missed any on stream building this thon
  Colin: Not really, only if they check on their phones etc
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah I can't imagine the brain jam trying to keep up with two different chats might cause.
the_phantom_game_player: Lego time
 Mazrae: Thiat was near sighted vision
 BusTed: Hello!
 Redbassist:  
 TehAmelie: aloha
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Therberus: Nice outfit Jordynne!
SoaringDragon42: mic?
excalgold: EGADS! its some LRRFolk
 TheMerricat: Audio quiet for anyone else?
 vegetalss4:  
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 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne rather quiet
  TXC2: Hello Kathleen, Cameron, Jordyne, Nelson and Matt
 jessieimproved: Let's go LEGO
 wench_tacular: hey
SoaringDragon42: sooooo quiet
  TXC2: *Jordynne
   Anubis169: o hai
ghyllnox: Yes
 TehAmelie: the edges are like shot by Zach Snyder and the middle is shot by Michael Bay
  Sarah_Serinde: It's been less than a year, because last year's was quite close to DB
 Therberus: A day in, but the timer is still stuck on 30ish hours...
  Colin: It's more just hard to get both up at once
  Sarah: When there's someone running the stream, like Paul or James, they can also see this chat, but folks in studio can't see it easily
Luna: yeah
sfot: i figured, that's fair
 LoadingReadyRun: hello
Luna: also cameron woop woop
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah the technical of just displaying them of course also a problem needing solving.
Luna: hello
  TXC2: it's been 8-9 months
ghyllnox: It feels like the last subathon happened after DB
AtrusOfMyst: It feels like just last month
   Anubis169: TXC2: Spelling it Jordyne makes it sound like there are electrical super powers somewhere 
 lordcrocodile: Ah yes prepping Dnd while watching DnD  
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne is for ke
  TXC2: Anubis169  I wouldn't be surprised
  Sarah_Serinde: I did just turn my audio up
 MehallD: seems fine to me
the_phantom_game_player: Its fine for me
 creasehearst: audio is fine here
 TheMerricat: so quiet
 IronwoodWizard: seems fine
 tsp397: Audio seems good to me
 TheOneCalledStu: feels a bit quiet to me
 theworldsmith1: By 2050 there will be a subathon every 50 seconds
Plasterboard: seems good
 Simonark: I can still hear James
 jimber_jam: sounds good to me
  RomanGoro: James is louder than everyone else
Talin06: i think all LRR streams are quite
ghyllnox: There's a lot of room, but otherwise seems good
 LostThePirate: A little low
 as_ever_ellesandra: sounds great to me
 KV1NN4: a tiny bit quieter
 Creideiki_SE: Quite low.
 betazed15: seems good? Cam is kinda quiet?
 PMAvers: soon there’ll be a subathon every month, then every week, then daily
 wench_tacular: who listens in meetings tho?
AtrusOfMyst: Membrane squirting is banned Cam
 Therberus: Membranes in your throat, membranes in the 'phone
 TheManaLeek: Headphones vs speakers always ruins the "is the audio quiet" troubleshooting 
   Anubis169: table balance is good, room mic has an echo but is very understandable
 wench_tacular: sound is fine
 GhostValv: D:
SoaringDragon42: James was fine, the room was quiet.
 vinewood_og: James loud, room quiet
  Colin: It Paul?
From the Dumpster to the Grave: is that a paul in chat?
 LoadingReadyRun: it actually G, just to confuse you
  Colin: Graham? That's not Paul
 PawssumFable: My PC is at 35% and I hearing fine
  QuixoticScrivener: jordynne was a bit quiet, compared to others
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momalyd: You really need to use your Lego voice
 LostThePirate: Compared to the other scene, much quieter - I did turn my volume up already, it's nearly maxed 
  mtvcdm: Use your diaphragm
 TehAmelie: i hear some humming but i guess that's inevitable
Patorik: quieter than the other room, but everyone sounds appropriate to each other
   Anubis169: EYY
 PawssumFable: If you can't hear, it's def you
 as_ever_ellesandra: Don't worry nelson, its only been 10 months
  RomanGoro: There's a humm that makes it hard to hear if you have a good subwoofer 
 Simonark: We were there the day Cameron went full Savidan.
  TXC2: speaking of blaming chat
  TXC2: !subathon
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the_phantom_game_player: I'll blame James
 SymphonySolstice: She..........
   Anubis169: I freakin' love lego!!
 jessieimproved: Lego and D&D, my heart
 TehAmelie: Dungeons & Dragons n a box!
 sparrowhawksilver: i general, i feel like LRR content is less loud than other stuff, including their vods
 Uzumaki15: How many pieces is the set?
AtrusOfMyst: That's so dope
 Didero: Is this one of those sets that's split up so multiple people can build at the same time?
 Austere_Squire: the nerdiest thing possible
   Anubis169: btw, it wasn't until trying some knock-off lego, I realised how much effort and time Lego put into making their manuals as accessible as possible. No others come close 
 CmdrMadMoe: DnDeez nuts
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Luna: we've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled by the G man
From the Dumpster to the Grave: lets not jump to conclusions, graham MIGHT be paul, let him speak
  Sarah: Hi Graham XD
 LoadingReadyRun: Hey thanks sfot!
 Therberus: Is the lego stuff used as minis for the D&D session?
  TXC2: they're LEGO
theymerLoviatar: meowdy n'y'all
 stippledotter: Dungeons or Dragons or Both at the same time?
 TehAmelie: the minifigs can use the maximum lawn yahtzee dice on the shelf 
  TXC2: hello theymerLoviatar  welcome
 wench_tacular: good joke streamer
 AugmentingPath: Being a lego figure and having a d4 hit die is double caltrops
Chesul: Elf Wizard? the prophesized child of the Krankor family has arrived!
kusinohki: The party meets at a brick house
Luna: absolute madlads
From the Dumpster to the Grave: have really enjoyed the subathon, some of the vids brought back great memories of watching about ten years ago when I was in uni :)
 LoadingReadyRun: Thanks!
  Colin: What a name there by Nelson
Luna: genuinely it reminded me of old vids that really helped me through tough times
 sparrowhawksilver: @Anubis169 some other brands, like cobi, put outlines for the "important" pieces of the build step
 saucemaster5000: why are you building your castle out of our body parts???
 GhostValv: ayo?
 TehAmelie: legos are immune to crushing damage, right
Patorik: phrasing
 KV1NN4: PHRASING
 Kentosaurus: delegate the sub assemblies
 SpacePotato01: The set is designed to be built with four people at once, one per module, iirc
AtrusOfMyst: Get ready to hustle some Lego
  Colin: LRR has always been extremely Comfort Media for me, always makes me feel better
chifii: Are we moving towards a "Ken came in a different box" joke?
From the Dumpster to the Grave: init, its just *nice*
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 wjmck: The one year!
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 Heckhoundbolt: I have my doubts that will help
 raulghoulia: literal dungeon manager, Jordynne
AtrusOfMyst: Bricked up in 3 hours
 beowuuf: past james writng cheques he doesn't even have to cash 
 TehAmelie: so it's really four sets each 1/8 the size of the Rivendell
 lordofkatz: A 3 hour "break"
 Wolfstrike_NL: A break to keep building
 tsp397: I'm not sure James has done the math
 Kentosaurus: those are beefy instructions
 Uzumaki15: Oh it's only 3700 pieces, I could probably do that solo in about 3 hours
  TXC2: those are some weighty tomes
 Didero: The official Lego app has instructions for co-op building for some sets, but I don't know if it's for this set too
  Colin: I love this set, I have talked myself out of building it like 5 times
  Colin: buying it rather
 Austere_Squire: 5e?
 neisan2112: Oh I love the color of Jordynne's dress
 gualdhar: something something short and thick does the trick?
petey_vonwho: No work, only lego
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
Chesul: it's Lego, it IS therapy.
 raulghoulia: between 3 and 4
 Austere_Squire: it was orisons in 3.5
IaCthulhuFthagn: When csntrips changed meaning.
OmegaPlatinum: It's in Pathfinder 1e too
 Austere_Squire: 5.5
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 BusTed: good tweet pic
Lily the Otter: oh, is this the dnd lego oneshot?
  Colin: They were Cantrips in 3.5 I am sure
  TXC2: YT thumbnail there
 raulghoulia: I've been pronouncing orison wrong for 20 years
  TXC2: raulghoulia  been saying just Or-son ?
 BusTed: Roy Orison the cleric/bard
kaijuknight428: Whats being built?
  TXC2: kaijuknight428  LEGO D&D set
Lily the Otter: or are we building it?
Luna: building
 iris_of_ether: Oh no, this will not help my strong desire to dump money on Lego.com
 raulghoulia: @TXC2 stressing the I. or-EYE-sen
 vinewood_og: https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/dungeons-dragons-red-dragon-s-tale-21348?consent-modal=show&age-gate=grown_up
kaijuknight428: Oh cool my brother has that set, it looks really cool
 BlueChloroplast: Skall!!
KorrenTheNinth: Denmark, so skol
  TXC2: raulghoulia  ah I see
westerfarmer: Skål
AtrusOfMyst: Lego is from Kaldheim
IaCthulhuFthagn: @raulghoulia What lies beyond the 'orizon?
 vinewood_og: https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/dungeons-dragons-red-dragon-s-tale-21348
 Greyah: I know some people that buy large LEGO sets, build them once, and then sell them again so they can buy more sets to build.
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 morgoth_bauglyr: bwawawawawa 
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westerfarmer: that å close to an oh sound
 BusTed: There's something rotten?
 HorusFive: So much crinkle. 
 TehAmelie: i just saw Cloud Atlas yesterday, where an "orrison" is a kind of formal interview in the Neo Seoul future
 Didero: The very large pieces are often separate, yeah
momalyd: Ah, there's all that aduio
kusinohki: Recently got a used y wing. Didn't realize how much a difference having stuff organized in bags make
 vinewood_og: Hey Siri what is the opposite of ASMR?
 vegetalss4: Skål is how you says "cheers" in denmark, as in when drinking
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah this is the building portion required before the running of the adventure.
EQMoPower: this is a cool idea
Lily the Otter: dope
 JadedCynic: ahoy the builders! 
 stippledotter: All their base are belong to bag
 beowuuf: kathleen and nelson on ampersand duty 
 sparrowhawksilver: @iris_of_ether buy other brands, they're at least the same quality, but like half the price, just no franchises attached
  TXC2: hello JadedCynic  welcome
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Where is Sweden from?
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 TehAmelie: it's from under the ice sheets of the last ice age
Lily the Otter: still at work unfortunately so I'll probably have to catch a lot of this as a vod later
  TXC2: 3ft gnome with the 6ft sword
 TehAmelie: still rising out of the sea by 1 cm per year, i recall
 HorusFive: @TXC2 hot
  TXC2: HorusFive  right?
 CheshireCake: @vinewood_og ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, so presumably the opposite would be a Dependent Imaginary Base Question
AtrusOfMyst: Crinkle cut Lego
 Wolfstrike_NL: #BlameJames
 wench_tacular: #blamejames
 as_ever_ellesandra: james, now posting #BlameJames
 wench_tacular: bad choices were made
 maestrith: Nap time for James
 Austere_Squire: relatable content
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 Oh, I brought the wrong scale of mini for my Cloud with a Buster Sword? Guess I'm a gnome.
 saucemaster5000: dogs are just kids who are more excited about walkies
 BusTed: 
AtrusOfMyst: They made fathers day in honor of James
 Wolfstrike_NL: Desertbus Dad
 James_the_Dabbler: The no-sleep life didn’t choose James, James literally chose the no-sleep life
 Austere_Squire: DM energy, having a bunch of adult older children
 ShaneLeeAtk: BDE - Bitlocker Disk Encryption?
  Sarah_Serinde: Being a mod is enough of the parenting experience for me 
Joshua Trytten: Jordynne DMing this build session
  TXC2: ^
 TehAmelie: or Micromanaged Emotional Edge Initiative
 BlueChloroplast: Oooh NB ork
kusinohki: Lego cannot be used by the wizard
 TheNerdWonder: can Jordynne give any more info on why the adventure as written was bad enough to need a rewrite?
 as_ever_ellesandra: NB Ork
 Austere_Squire: the two genders: hood and bald
IaCthulhuFthagn: Hair or bald, the gender binary.
 Greyah: The orc's gender is BEEF
 James_the_Dabbler: *gets a generic minifig head*
 Therberus: What's under that hood though 🤔
 Wolfstrike_NL: That would be some great bathroom signs
 Therberus: More hood?
 wench_tacular: impressive
  TXC2: Bless you
 TehAmelie: looks like my Minecraft bases
 wench_tacular: kathleen legless
AtrusOfMyst: Wizards like to store their legs in odd spaces
 TehAmelie: wizards don't need legs, just give em a horse
 lordofkatz: So how bad was the pre-made one shot? I heard Jordanne's players mutinied after 2 hours
 maestrith: I thought Matt sounded a bit under the weather playing earlier  get well soon!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 Didero: LRRbot has got ya
 CmdrMadMoe: wizard legs are stored in their orbs
  Sarah: !subathon
  TXC2: maestrith  he is coming off of a cold
 as_ever_ellesandra: serge might solo a treatza pizza
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheNerdWonder Wild guess - It was a published adventure, and they are pretty much all in more or less dire need of rewrites?
 maestrith: @TXC2 ah, bummer.
 TehAmelie: i think the time renaming has actually gone down during my nap? chat be slipping
 Greyah: So the wizard's backstory involves being a professional stabbist, is what I'm hearing.
  TXC2: I feel like teeth are a mix of Hammers and knives
 AugmentingPath: o
 dionizuz: when is the bloomburrow preprerelease?
 TehAmelie: remainig
 DeM0nFiRe: Leg: no
 Didero: Where'd the leg go?
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 powerflapjack: you walk into a dark room that you were building legos in earlier that day. roll d20 to see if you step on one
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Earthenone: sunday
  TXC2: dionizuz  Sunday
 TehAmelie: *gives up spelling*
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inaudibledaisy: do yall have little game piece containers or bowls to help keep the parts oragnaized?
EQMoPower: sub they stay on
 emmaInProgress: Legone
   Anubis169: TXC2: would go more for hammers and log splitters
  QuixoticScrivener: leg 0
 MTGRanger: Lwg-no
 MTGRanger: Leg-no*
  TXC2: Anubis169  indeed
 alchemistsavant: Finally, leg obtained.
 saucemaster5000: the best part of lego is following the instructions exactly and never making up builds yourself
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  TXC2: leg no my LEGO
AtrusOfMyst: The Lego Legolas jokes were strong last time
 Geldaran: I do a rough sort, but I'm not psycho about it.
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
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 JonnyH: Does anyone sort all the pieces? No? Me neither....
 Greyah: There's a term for that... was it knolling?
 TehAmelie: is everything awesome yet?
  QuixoticScrivener: now Kathleen needs to find all the other clown pieces
 Geldaran: knurlling?
phoenixfeather14: Yes, knolling
 powerflapjack: kathleen: I enjoy sorting things also kathleen: (drops crack a box contents into a pile)
DeltaStrata: Lego today is for Leg=0.
 ClodiumSoride: @Greyah yes, that's it, laying things out in a grid
 Geldaran: I saw adam savage talk about it once.
 TehAmelie: i was told everything's cool when you're part of a team
 PawssumFable: If Kathleen enjoys sorting and Matt enjoys clicking, why not let Kathleen sort Matt's and vice versa
 PixelArtDragon: As opposed to gnolling, which involves monsters
 HorusFive: When are they going to give Beej a radio and make him put the pieces together remotely? 
Opheliaway: @powerflapjack Well yeah. Then she can sort it after dumping it into a pile
IaCthulhuFthagn: @PixelArtDragon That's for later.
 gualdhar: oh yeah Wiggins is hardcore Gundam now
 HorusFive: 
 Xafty: gundam plamo
 Nigouki: contraction of Gundam Plamo, and Plamo is a contraction of Plastic Models
 TehAmelie: they're like legos, but you can only build them once
ghyllnox: Plamo is the generic
 Xafty: plamo= plastic model
nevermore913: Yes Wiggins is doing good work with those
 wench_tacular: now you know
Cptasparagus: no theyre all Bandai
Cptasparagus: not all robots are gundams
  Colin: Warhammer is Lego for even nerdier kids :P
DeltaStrata: Well, a different kind of nerdy kid, anyway.
 Nigouki: Only Bandai has the license to make Gundam model kits
nevermore913: And gunpla has no glue
 powerflapjack: i enjoy SEED and SEED Destiny because I like a lil bit of unintentional comedy in my space opera
 Nigouki: other robot model kits IPs have lots of manufacturers
 TheMerricat: So if GunPla is a portmandu of Gundam Plamo and Plamo is a portmandu of Plastic Model.... We've got recrusive portmandues!!!
 Mazrae: So next year, Lego eye of sauron, Barad-dûr, to go with rivendell
 mercano82: War in the pocket is pretty good. It’s also only like six or eight episodes, so it’s not a huge commitment
Herbert_Erpaderp: Bandai makes some fantastic models.
 TehAmelie: you've got your Gundamns, your Yandhams, your Macross
 Xafty: people use gunpla as the generic even though the generic is technically plamo
 PixelArtDragon: Is IKEA furniture gunpla?
ghyllnox: YouGeeOh!
 Saintnex: I want to say Namco is the big brand, but it’s been years 
 Gekyouryuu: War in the Pocket: a wonderful Christmas special 
  TXC2: Asking questions is how we learn
Patorik: Isn't there Gunpla in the room with Nelson right now?
Eklinaar: I have to ask people half my age to explain pop culture stuff to me all the time
 HorusFive: Thing is- people love talking about the things they love
 CaKnuckleguy: @notthepenguins I can't wait for Yu-beej-oh
IaCthulhuFthagn: @PixelArtDragon Is mayonnaise Gunpla?
 vegetalss4: I like Nelson asking - it often means I get to learn
 wench_tacular: 
 Xafty: @Saintnex Bandai, so technically
 powerflapjack: @Gekyouryuu war in the pocket's alsoa  good barbeque show
 jdr_42: middle aged dudes never want to explain their hobbies to someone
 alchemistsavant: I'm honestly glad to know exactly what gunpla is now! I got it from context, but now I know 100%.
 Pinwiz11: I still have 5-6 G-Witch gunpla I need to put together
 Didero: Man, my life got a lot easier when I stopped worrying if people thought I was stupid and just started asking questions when I didn't know something
Pat Hulse: War in the Pocket is basically Summer of My Gundam Soldier
  Sarah: Sometimes it's the same nerdy kid
 omdorastrix: Nelly was one of the lucky 10,000 today to learn about gunpla
 JonnyH: XKCD's lucky 10,000 idea - people don'
 saucemaster5000: I just assumed gunpla was when you sneeze while taking a dump
 notthepenguins: the g-witch gunpla are so good
 BusTed: @Didero 
 iris_of_ether: Matt.
 wench_tacular: pardon?
 Pinwiz11: I also should rewatch g-witch
Opheliaway: Matt...
 MrQBear: @Pinwiz11 I'm in the middle of a GaoGaiGar model that I should pick back up...
 alchemistsavant: oh my, we're putting the dragussy together?
 notthepenguins: legendary tbh @didero
 Bugberry: They don't call House of the Dragon Hot D for nothing.
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 BusTed: he's not wrong
IaCthulhuFthagn: @jdr_42 Is that how you tell when someone turns middle aged?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian's not here, apparently *someone* needs to take up the cloaca talk
 TehAmelie: really wild Elden Ring and Gunpla has the same publisher
 HorusFive: Spiky Hole
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  do they? must they? 
AtrusOfMyst: They must have studied Smaug very closely
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 See this is why I said "apparently" 
 BusTed: none of that purple stuff
  Sarah_Serinde: I would generally prefer if they didn't
 Pinwiz11: According to my calculations, three gunpla can count as a full "Imperial Titan" army in One Page Rules.
 Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde is this a "Speed" situation? If cloaca are mentioned less than 3 times per bit does the studio explode?
 Bugberry: I have never done mecha model building, but the Armored Core ones have been the most enticing.
  mtvcdm: Oh is it time for Cloaca Talk?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Mr_Horrible That might just be Ian
 Mr_Horrible: fair
 maestrith: #subscribe Cloaca Facts
Patorik: Not used to watching streams live anymore. I was just like "I want to scrub ahead and see if they finished building on time", "oh, wait"
 Laurence72: Good morning! Wow, do we have five people off screen giving instructions on how to put the pieces together? 
 reptile___: "They're reptiles, right?"  ...
 sparrowhawksilver: better than a mistake you only notice when you have to undo like half an hour of clickies
From the Dumpster to the Grave: in the spirit of the stream im putting together my indominatus space marines, its the worst warhammer ive ever assembled
  TXC2: hello Laurence72  welcome
 TehAmelie: Laurence, no they want to get this done and play with it
 BrowneePoints: Dragons have shapeshifting magic meaning they have whatever reproductive organs they wish
Falannt: Hi chat, hi @LoadingReadyRun . Do we have a timelimit / countdown? 
 Singenmeister: !quote cloaca
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  TXC2: hello Falannt  countdown in the top left there
 CaKnuckleguy: The big grey box witht he countdown?
EQMoPower: worst w40k kit I ever put together was some imperial guards
  TXC2: *top right even  
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IaCthulhuFthagn: D&D Dragons, like Zeus, exist to answer the kind of questions about crossbreeding generally only asked in fanfiction.
 Bugberry: @BrowneePoints how else do you get Draconic sorcerer bloodlines?
Falannt: @TXC2 is this for lego alone? 
 saucemaster5000: lego hubris can lead to loss of limb
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  TXC2: Falannt  no that countdown is the whole Sub-a-thon
AtrusOfMyst: I'm not always smarter than the game made for children ages 7-14
IaCthulhuFthagn: Damnit Nelson.
 omdorastrix: To be fair, you're not competing with the bricks, you're competing with Lego as designers
phoenixfeather14: @saucemaster5000 but are you entitled to compensation?
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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From the Dumpster to the Grave: these are clip together ones, but they dont seem to be clipping
EQMoPower: started gluing guys together and by the end the last few were missing limbs
From the Dumpster to the Grave: haha, where you realise theres limited combinations which work together?
 Didero: @Falannt They have about 2.5 hours left for this build, according to the schedule: https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
 saucemaster5000: @phoenixfeather14 are you unionized?
 Krektogar: haven't seen Jordynne in a while apparently, love the hair
 Shadwhawk: They'll give you one extra for every 'small' piece in every color and print.
  TXC2: remember: it's not that you are smart or stupid, it's just that sometimes you roll a 20, and other times a 1
Falannt: @Didero thank you for the info
toddbepraised: the spares are all 1x's, because they are packaged automatically by weight, so they estimate over to make sure they don't under pack a bag.
  mtvcdm: So. Dear Dr Jordynne. As a Wisconsinite to an Ontarian, is Ontario part of the Midwest?
 wench_tacular: use it wisely
 TehAmelie: whose idea was it to bring brightly colored candy to the lego build group
 HubbeKing: I'm pretty sure you get spares of the pieces that are most likely to get yeeted into the carpet when you accidentally brush against them
EQMoPower: yup
From the Dumpster to the Grave: the arm that goes under the gun is at the totally wrong angle?
  SmithKurosaki: Yea always extra smaller pieces
 LordManiMani: @toddbepraised fascinating
 Didero: If you want prebuilt toys, buy Playmobil 
 saucemaster5000: I aspire to be the lego construction that is never seen
 TehAmelie: that's the secret loot compartment
 CaKnuckleguy: @mtvcdm "Midwest" is a 'murican concept. Canada we just use 'west' and 'the left coast' and 'anything past Ontario is western canada'
  TXC2: Cameron 
EQMoPower: I made it work but I didn't end up with a full squad.
 public_key_reveal_party: I had this on in the other room, and needed to come in and congratulate Cam on the "threads" reference
  SmithKurosaki: @mtvcdm Nope, were the line between middle and east (were even in EST)
 wench_tacular: so stabby
IaCthulhuFthagn: At the start of the adventure, does everyone sit in their own shadowy corner of the tavern?
 mistbornhoid: 
 KV1NN4: 11/10 orc name
  TXC2: the hurter not the hurte
Eklinaar: Ontario's definitely not part of the midwest.  The midwest is a region in the US.
 Greyah: No unga, only bunga
 niccus: orcish, roguish
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 TehAmelie: Darkstab Glintfang sounds 100% like a demihuman miniboss in Elden Ring
 Laurence72: Team Gnorc?
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm playing a Chaotic Bald Orc Bard.
  sfot: the new ork kits don't let you make a full squad of shooty boyz or axe-y boyz. it's split like 5-4
  Colin: @From the Dumpster to the Grave They are not even close to the worst warhammer kids
  Colin: New Ork kit was a mistake tbh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2: the Chaotic neutral duo
IaCthulhuFthagn: (I decided I like Hair/Bald more as an alignment axis)
 Austere_Squire: extremely real name, Darkstab Glintfang
 spawnofhastur: Good morning goods folk LRR!
 Kentosaurus: Brickbeard is so good
  TXC2: hello spawnofhastur  welcome
 Austere_Squire: Brickbeard Beardbrick
IaCthulhuFthagn: One of the names is real and the other is what everyone else calls the character.
EQMoPower: they want you to buy two
From the Dumpster to the Grave: whaaat? you cant make all sluggas or all shootas? utter bs
  Colin: They seem to be gonna make a new-new ork kit
  sfot: yep, probably the last time i'm gonna try get back into warhammer. that company is so greedy to the core
  Colin: Cause of player feedback
EQMoPower: haven't made a kit for over a decade
  sfot: slay
  Colin: Infinitely less greedy than WOTC 😆
 LordManiMani: Brickbeard Rockgroin
LeeshaJoy: Darkstab Glintfang was a college roommate of Zippo-Tricks McEdgelord.
 TehAmelie: i'm a Neutral Hairy Sea Elf Druid
 Bugberry: Darkstab sounds like they'd be favored by Shargaas.
 spawnofhastur: It's 4:30 AM, I've got COVID and I can't sleep so I'm having the LRRs folk keep me company.
 Zhedor: Deities&Demigods?
  TXC2: spawnofhastur  oof, get well soon 
IaCthulhuFthagn: You only really need Laduguer, the other dwarf deities are wimps.
 MTGRanger: @Zhedor No I think that's Greyhawk
  Colin: Most bad GW decisions are down to making stupid mistakes rather than malice
  sfot: that's true
 thatguy575: Is it morning? The main dwarf god guy?
 BrowneePoints: Book of exalted deeds?
 maestrith: @spawnofhastur Get well soon 
phoenixfeather14: @spawnofhastur feel better soon, friend!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Deity of "The Dude" 
 ClodiumSoride: a dwarven cleric of slack?
 Zhedor: @MTGRanger Ah, ok. I just remember it having multiple pantheons in it
 uncleardata: The power of chillaxing compels you
 wench_tacular: you're not Serge!
 BlueChloroplast: Off by One!
 N2Osferatu: Off by one! Off by one!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nelson experiencing true Lego building
IaCthulhuFthagn: There are multiple edition books called Deities and Demigods.
 UnknownFriday:   
  mtvcdm: Hope you overcome it soon, @spawnofhastur
  Colin: Someone probably thought the new ork kit was really cool, and didn't actually think it through
  sfot: also a 2d printer is cheaper than a 3d printer 🤔
EQMoPower: when I was a kid I stole 30 boosters. I'll pay them for absorbing that cost
 MTGRanger: It was Faiths and Avatars!
nova_plushie: Hot preist? Ask matts opinion on mystic mommies
  SmithKurosaki:  I guess we know who theSerge of the group is now
IaCthulhuFthagn: Faiths and Pantheons is a Faerûn-specific book on the same theme for 3E.
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 TheArchitectX: Philosophy over dogma.
 undecided44: Danny Timeshare from "Rude tales of Magic:" the god of vacation. Class spell "the weather is here, wish you were beautiful."
LizzyTPau: But can we call you Daddy?? Daddy is not a Father
 BrowneePoints: what domain is your cleric?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yesss Kathleen message board
 BlueChloroplast: In character!
  mtvcdm: Community announcement board!
Snowcookies: very Kathleen to get the message board
 undecided44: *cleric domain spell, not class spell
  SmithKurosaki: The power of the brick separator compels you
 Bugberry: Does every character have a subclass?
  TXC2: Accessorizing the Beej ?
 public_key_reveal_party: I genuinely stole the community announcement board for several games I ran
 BlueFingers5: Will Jordan be sharing the rerwrite she did ? I hope to get this set and am sad to hear the adventure is a stinker
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From the Dumpster to the Grave: tbf I think GW are a pretty alright company. They take the mick a bit with constant new source books
  Colin: Axebeard Beardaxe is the Dwarf Barbarian equiv of Steve Stevenson, human fighter I think
  Colin: @From the Dumpster to the Grave Yeah the way they do rules is the big thing I disagree with, and I think that's mostly innertia
RoeDent89: Hekken Fighter
LizzyTPau: Innocent Kathleen is playing a thief/rogue? Not on brand at all
 Bugberry: sword person
  TXC2: champion fighter?
 omdorastrix: Class fighter, subclass fighter, occupation fighter
 bjergmann101: Cameron  the nihilist cleric
From the Dumpster to the Grave: it feels like they don't really 'finish' editions. Like they've not released an astra militarum codex for about 3editions i think?
 xantos69: If you have never been a DM, you can't know the amount of worry and care that goes into even a bad campaign.
 Therberus: 3hrs time difference sounds like a pain
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's the nice thing about travelling from Ontario to BC, it's easy to be an early riser
IaCthulhuFthagn: Finding out one of your players have already played the published adventure you are running but is going in basically blind and spoiler free anyway because of your extensive rewrites is a fun experience, by the way. Watch their reactions to things.
 Bugberry: @omdorastrix background: fighter
 measureofhope: "innocent" got redifined while I wasn't looking?
  mtvcdm: I'm still on Central Time and waking up accordingly
 TehAmelie: fighter fighter, with twice the fighter feats
 Wolfstrike_NL: Also Justice for Jordynne for being locked outside the moonbase this morning
 Therberus: I thought it was Paul & Grahams company?
carnage69420: ive been watching yall since i was 10 im 20 now
 BrowneePoints: Berronar Truesilver presides over the domain of life for Dwarves @loadingreadyrun
 public_key_reveal_party: "want" is a strong word
AliceLovelin: The girl in the back looks so incredible ;-; I know commenting on looks isn't the most awesome thing to do but she just looks so great I had to say something
RoeDent89: And chat!
  Colin: Oh, no Guard got a codex in 9th, and will for 10th
RoeDent89: Chat'll be there too!
Julian_Rogue: just gush about something for the whole time Jacob is real easy to lead into a speil
IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen telling people about music is always welcome.
 KV1NN4: I am waking up so early this week
 BrowneePoints: @alicelovelin they are Jordynne! one of LRRs amazing editors in as a guest from Ontario
 xantos69: That would be a GREAT campaign.  Your class is Brick-mancer and you build things with magic.
  Juliamon: AliceLovelin She is great, isn't she 👑
 TehAmelie: they noted earlier everyone else being beige and desaturated makes Jordynne pop
  Colin: the 3 year edition cycle can get really stupid feeling tho
From the Dumpster to the Grave: isit? Ive only really just gotten into it. Started with the edition which was space marines and dark eldar then got back into it tepidly about a year or two ago
  Colin: THough the new AoS edition seems really fun, and I am excited for it
AliceLovelin: @BrowneePoints I'll look them up!
 ClodiumSoride: Have they been to the Barrier Peaks?
 niccus: intentionally?
 wench_tacular: that doesn't seem safe
 ogier300: Recommend watching the last LRR stream highlights.
 KV1NN4: Oh THAT tavern!!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Cameron could have a neutral good god of adventure, but it was the god who picked him, so now he's reluctantly travelling 
 BrowneePoints: THE YAWNING PORTAL!!!
  TXC2: Bungee jump into Hell 
Julian_Rogue: kiss the toe
 undecided44: I'm a fan of good tavern names, but I would not stay at "the yawning portal"
 saucemaster5000: 7 minutes in heaven is intense there
 BrowneePoints: gateway to the under mountain!
EQMoPower: I never liked the game. I liked the models and wanted to make a better one but I didn't
From the Dumpster to the Grave: ive never played AoS. Was super tempted by old world though. but ive got so much unassbled 40k
EQMoPower: obsessed?
 bjergmann101: Where is Health and Safety... That can't be safe
kusinohki: Lego master (like Lego movie) as an rpg? How would that work?
 omdorastrix: It's the fear hold isn't it?
 CaKnuckleguy: It's like a Polar Dip but for mushroom soup terrors
Julian_Rogue: @bjergmann101 no one follows the god O'sha
 BrowneePoints: *nerds out over FR lore*
 Therberus: Wee bonny lass
 public_key_reveal_party: Ah, the evil dead 2 bar
 LordManiMani: I played in an urban fantasy RPG where we were trying to thwart cultists summoning a demon frog god. Idk if we did too well or the DM dropped the ball but we didn't even get to see the giant frog.
 bjergmann101: @Julian_Rogue damn that is good
 BrowneePoints: it’s a long unused keep of Halastar Blackstaff
Mal2mad: Undermountain is a megadungeon with about 24 different levels as per the last canon
 BrowneePoints: the Dungeon of the Mad Mage!
IaCthulhuFthagn: "We are playing the Tearing of the Weave? Cool. First order of business, derail hard left, plane shift to Sigil and hop on a Spelljammer to a different setting altogether." - Every D&D group ever, and not even on purpose.
EQMoPower: oh unassembled
  Colin: AoS has got better the more they lean into it being utterly absurd and 80s metal album vovers
 BrowneePoints: Dragon Heist is a good adventure
 public_key_reveal_party: I realize it would probably be very difficult to impossible, but I would love to see jordynne run a longer dice friends campaign
 BrowneePoints: and helped flesh out the largest city on the Sword Coast SO much
 bjergmann101: This is probably one of the best ideas in the world... Session Zero and Lego, GENIUS!
 KaleidoscopeMind: a darkstab at it
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 BrowneePoints: Cameron as a Yacht Rock Hot Dad Vibr Cleric of Berronar Truesilver?
 BrowneePoints: Vibe*
 A_Dub888: hi friends, has anyone bircksploded?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Is Cameron the janitor assistant of the priesthood? 
 TehAmelie: oh, i just remembered this handy toy. if you ever can't decide on a character to roll and have a d100 https://i.imgur.com/4D0b0Lk.jpg
IaCthulhuFthagn: @public_key_reveal_party Have LRR done a distanced Dice Friends series à la the Jackbox streams?
 SK__Ren: life goals
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
 googoltudoris: hyperdelegation
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  we did during the pandemic
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 A_Dub888: !card froghemoth
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 Bugberry: Only the Bullywugs are Bully Frogs
 zerragonoss: Frogs are like 60% shin makes sense you would be a fan.
From the Dumpster to the Grave: i got the AoS pen and paper rpg book to try and get my head round the setting and just bounced right off it
DeltaStrata: Matt, it's a Froghemoth, not a Bullfrog.
From the Dumpster to the Grave: think its cos Im still thinking of it as the old world rather than a totally new setting
 BrowneePoints: well now I need to make an Oath of Frogs Paladin subclass
 HorusFive: That's great.  Frogs HATE Badgers
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 @RomanGoro That makes sense. I'm ten years behind on Dice Friends, and only catching up very slowly ^^
 googoltudoris: has jordynn talked about what people didn't like about the og campaign?
 TehAmelie: i heard Kathleen "minus thirteen"
 alchemistsavant: Talky rogues are fun.
  TXC2: good old Charisma Rogue
 Bugberry: Spicy Chicken Breast
 LostThePirate: XD
 CaKnuckleguy: Excuuuuse?
 MrSarkhan: Nelson why?
 HorusFive: nononono
 vinewood_og: oh noooo
 gualdhar: I just puked in my mouth a little bit
phoenixfeather14: Eww, Nelly, why!
 ClodiumSoride: "gun with eyelashes" is an Existenz outtake
 as_ever_ellesandra: dragon cheeto
  Sarah_Serinde: @IaCthulhuFthagn You've got some great things to look forward to 
 as_ever_ellesandra: its that lego humor
 BrowneePoints: NELSON
LeeshaJoy: Harry Taquito sounds like a Latino drag king
 A_Dub888: define “hot wings”
 Simonark: Because it’s a LEGO module, so it all makes perfect sense
 BigDaddyBland87: What did Buffalo Wild Wings co-sponsor?
 TehAmelie: a living creature needs a charisma score, but nowhere in the rules does it say it can't be a negative score
 SymphonySolstice: writer was eating some really good hot wings when writing
 bytecaster: Note: You should bring hot wings to the session for added immersion
 jessieimproved: Hot Ones is legit a good interview show if you like interviews
 Bugberry: Eating Hot Wings gets people to say things they wouldn't otherwise
  mtvcdm: I remember the Hot Ones game show
 neisan2112: Its very good, and they do much more interesting interviews than anyone else.
 BigDaddyBland87: Yea Hot Ones is a great interview show
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 Bugberry: My brother got me the Hot Ones challenge kit a few years ago. Those higher level sauces are no joke.
 neisan2112: Nardwar is who gave info on Drake
 commentarywife: !time
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EvilBadman: Naudwar, "So Cameron, let's talk about mashing R1"
 xantos69: My dream is to have Jon Oliver have to do an entire episode about me and how I am messing up EVERYTHING.
  mtvcdm: The trick is the wings get your guard down for Chris's questions.
LizzyTPau: Solid interview skills is an UNDER appreciated
 lamina5432: wasn’t a fan of the books
 TehAmelie: good buildfeel?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry Depending on the line up, many of the higher level ones are just not tasty either. Da Bomb being the prime example, if it wasn't hot no one would want to touch it with an 11' pole.
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LizzyTPau: New TV show definitely adds the POC perspective in s1
  Colin: Yeah it's a wildly different kind of setting
  mtvcdm: Lego: try not to get satisfied (98% get satisfied)
 Bugberry: @IaCthulhuFthagn yeah, those remained mostly full just because they aren't tasty to have casually. They only really exist for "challenges".
 bytecaster: A ruin was once structural but no more
ShifuDaxiongmao: if it is a ruin, can you even build it wrong? 
 TehAmelie: it's. . .de-structuralized
 Bugberry: I wish I could afford that Dune Ornithopter lego set. Don't really have anywhere to put it either.
 Wolfstrike_NL: So Jordynne, you already gave this campaign a try, did that also come with the LEGO build?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry There are standout exceptions, but there's usually only one or two in the top five of any given sauce line up.
 ClodiumSoride: @bugberry there are services that rent Lego sets.
  Sarah_Serinde: That was very definitive 
 bytecaster: I wanna be surprised too!
 0x6772: It was on the box…?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, and also no
 seinka: 'entirely dissasembled human' is a phrase that comes up surprisingly often in DnD
LizzyTPau: Table has spoken! No Spoilers Allowed
 PixelArtDragon: Building scenes, or a scene of building?
  Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't mean they remember exactly what was on the box
  TXC2: "no, and how dare"
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 TehAmelie: how about some jazz style lego
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry Build it, encase in acrylic, sand smooth, build into a counter top.
 TehAmelie: "no!"
Boon_33: we need and old priest and a young priest
ShifuDaxiongmao: "want to get a longer break from your boss?"
physics pony: I built this ser few months back, it is so fun :)
IaCthulhuFthagn: @seinka Alien creatures curiously dissecting humans comes up more in my Call of Cthulhu games than D&D, and now I'm curious...
  TXC2: we're all Marlbro men
 UrielAngelSpy: Love how Jordynne is making the screen tell chat what to do. Just sub, hon
 bytecaster: The Lothlorien Special
 JonnyH: Your love of the halflings' leaf has slowed your mind
 as_ever_ellesandra: Your dealer tells you that you get free supplies for life
Eklinaar: pipéd weed
 TheMerricat: Poor Tolkien. He really did want Pipe Weed to be tobacco, but the fans.... 
 jacqui_lantern234:  
 TehAmelie: the one thing i miss from the books in the LotR movies is the reveal of Saruman's cloak of many colors. it should have been fabulous
 BigDaddyBland87: boooo
 PixelArtDragon: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: @TheMerricat the fans chose the healthier option 
 bytecaster: I hear you can only do psychic damage to the DM
 as_ever_ellesandra: Mood Jordynne
 jessieimproved: That's a glorious amount of D&D group time
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheMerricat I've always read it as heavier stuff myself.
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, i NEED to say it. i ADORE Jordynne's hair 🤩
 neisan2112: Thats such a cool idea
IaCthulhuFthagn: Coca leaves or something.
AliceLovelin: @jacqui_lantern234 It does look great doesn't it?
  TXC2: I feel Like Adam would do that with James
Eklinaar: @TheMerricat So many of Tolkien's early fans were hippies and Tolkien really disliked the hippie movement.
 TehAmelie: you're both orange, checks out
 jacqui_lantern234: @neisan2112 AND YOURE A COOL FRIEND 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Laurence72: Kathleen IS a trickster diety!!
 neisan2112: @jacqui_lantern234 
 JonnyH: Kathleen been training years for that role
 jacqui_lantern234: Kathleen is an enabler
 HubbeKing: I'm like 40% sure Kathleen just *is* a trickster diety
 jessieimproved: The LongDistanceVillains subreddit is one of the only things I miss from my Reddit times
 xantos69: That button is SUCH a game changer.
LizzyTPau: Hooray for Kathleen as avatar of chaos and trickery
 LurkerSpine: Bedtime Mode is great
Marshall Wentworth: Man that's a job I would absolutely volunteer for.
 jacqui_lantern234: MOOD Jordynne XD
  Sarah_Serinde: I think about other people way too much
 bytecaster: Bonus fire? Score!
 TehAmelie: whenever Kathleen says "heeey everybody" in my mind i picture like a slow zoom in on her pupil until you only see the pitch black of chaos
LizzyTPau: If i've sent messages outside of hours, I try to delay delivery them but i don't at ALL expect a response to them
 alchemistsavant: Finger Lickin Good... Of Death
  SmithKurosaki: Jordynne missed all the lame weather this morning here by being out West
 northos: I guess maybe they thought having the physical model would stand in for that?
  TXC2: theatre of the mind 
  Sarah_Serinde: I would say "lame" isn't the best word for more than one reason
  Sarah_Serinde: But also Toronto got so much flooding
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki good thing ive basically become reclusive 
 Simonark: I’m from Ontario and would absolutely love to stop thinking about other people.
 as_ever_ellesandra: the boys had to unionize
IaCthulhuFthagn: Waow. That's dire.
 jacqui_lantern234: amazing XD
 jacqui_lantern234: i CANT WAIT for this monstrosity
 TehAmelie: they can't all be winners. . .on the first try
 seinka: wow the module as  written must be...... extremely not good
 Molator: girls and non binarys just wanna have fun
 SpacePotato01: I bet my contest submission would have made for a better adventure. 'just a dragon'
 bytecaster: A pose-able sword
 MacSquizzy: "You'll get to see the world"
 as_ever_ellesandra: Maybe being hired gets you an extra week of sick leave
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like a free vacation
  TXC2: an in to the inn
 vegetalss4: Froghemoths are pretty dangerous right?
 northos: !card froghemoth
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 saucemaster5000: last time I talked to a frog they just wanted to explain their OC for an hr
 JadedCynic: Why yes, adventurers DO often spend the rest of their lives on their expeditions... 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Every time the party encounters a giant frog: *Speak with Animals* *Zone of Truth* "Did you eat Thalia?"
 jokerzgrave: Wondering if you'll be using the lego set to run the session?
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  "why, is she missing?"
 alchemistsavant: Love me a pathetic failman.
Snowcookies: oh dear
 Singenmeister: why not call him two-strings so it’s a surprise?
haberley: evening everyone
 HeartwoodMtG: Threestrings failure is a cover, he's actually a really skilled Harper spy!
  TXC2: hello haberley  welcome
  Sarah_Serinde: "undergoing a lifestyle adjustment" is a fantastic euphemism
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on life, im ALREADY stupid!!!
 bytecaster: Quick, fill chat with nonsense to cover up the spoiler
IaCthulhuFthagn: Reminder that joke spoilers are also spoilers.
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 HeartwoodMtG: My bad. I ran Undermountain, and I'm really into it. Sorry.
 pn55: 
 Mangledpixel: boop
 as_ever_ellesandra: Durnan also has a solid magic card
 HubbeKing: does Fantasy Scotland have Fantasy Haggis
 inconsideratehat:   
haberley: fantasy Scotland = Dwarf?
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 BlueChloroplast: 300 kick stuff back into the hole!
 ExachixKitsune: hello friends
 bytecaster: Spoiler: The will be dice involved
 SK__Ren: What is this Inn's equivalent of play Wonderwall?
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IaCthulhuFthagn: Ooh, speaking of which, chat... what racial stereotype are your dwarves? Scottish, Norse, or German?
 stippledotter: How much damage is dealt by stepping on the Lego?
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 Laurence72: Prerequisite to be a tavern owner -- being able to break up tavern brawls by yourself
haberley: @IaCthulhuFthagn our DM can only do Welsh accents, so they're that 
 JadedCynic: Hey, as long as the attraction and devotion is mutual, more power to the two of them   "assymetrical" relationships can be good - the just add a layer of complexity
 BrowneePoints: His card is in the red green commander pre-con from commander legends baldurs gate
IaCthulhuFthagn: @haberley Sweet.
 KV1NN4: 8o8
 Lord_Hosk: Big Bong Johnson was banned from this Lego set for being OP
Soul Verna: he has a mtg card!
 BrowneePoints: !card Durnan
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 BrowneePoints: see
 jokerzgrave: Who was banned 🤔
IaCthulhuFthagn: @stippledotter Whatever the current edition rules of caltrops are, use those for 1x1 Legos.
 stippledotter: @lord_hosk with the callback
 bytecaster: Exciting
 hatboozeparty: 
 neisan2112: Oh joy
 UltraVioletVodoo: bing bong
 northos: 
  TXC2: remain calm
 Wolfstrike_NL: We do have a dragon, so their might be actual fire?
 BlueFingers5: engineering hopefully has their finger on the mic mute
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 MTGRanger: 
 BrowneePoints: can James bring up the art of his magic the gathering card?
DarthRagnar815: I have a cousin who work briefly for LEGO translating British English to American English.
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 MostCallMe__Tim: fire drill! go line up outside everyone!
  mtvcdm: Sooooo keep calm chat
ghyllnox: Never heard a fire alarm referred to as a "little bell" before lmao
 ElementalAlchemist: gotta test them sometime I guess
Plasterboard: and creating content for the AI to consume and learn from 
 Austere_Squire: you've had it too good for too long
 bytecaster: Was the thing they didn't have "joy"?
 SpacePotato01: The ability to draw hands.
 alchemistsavant: I still need to make a Durnan deck.
 JadedCynic: *gets an evil grin* Oh, I think LOTS about the Techbros...
 malfnord: I'd feel bad for the techbros but... I don't. 
GameSageZB: I'm a (reluctant) tech bro. let them burn.
 Riiiiiiis: that's why the app exists..
 Loupetron: That’s why I use the iPad app!
 Didero: Lego DOES have an official app with building instructions, don't know if you can rotate in there though
EvilBadman: Lemme no clip this build Lego
 UltraVioletVodoo: theres an ipad app for legos?
 as_ever_ellesandra: the lego app is genuinely p nice for this reason
  Colin: Better than Warhammer instructions XD
  Colin: "Put snakes on the base" is an actual warhammer instruction
 ExachixKitsune: 
 Singenmeister: Kathleen: Queen of Confidence
 ExachixKitsune: a low int score is no excuse for not knowing hubris 
 mercano82: Lego instruction manuals are more user freindly these days.  I remember as a kid each step was "Spot the differences."  Now they at least tell you how many of each part are added in a step, and often point to the changes.
 Austere_Squire: i dunno, in my experience PCs get pretty uppity after a single victory
 xantos69: Is never knowing Hubris the highest level of Hubris?
EvilBadman: @Didero Oh wow that app looks like it rules
 SymphonySolstice: 
 bytecaster: Who is this Hugh Bris, everybody is talking about?
 PhoenixMelior: Thank you nelson
 CmdrMadMoe: Hugh Briss? who is this?
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Adventuring. when you get a chance, Kathleen, you should totally read the planes walkers guide to Bloomburrow. Valley is secretly a Metal AF plane
  TXC2: bytecaster  a Cheese monger
 Riiiiiiis: nice tape
  Resilient Spring: the Lego Mario sets have an app that does exactly what Cam was demonstrating
  Resilient Spring: (is anyone in studio able to read the YouTube chat?)
 wench_tacular: so spikey
 spaigefault: dargon
RuiFaleiro: @bytecaster a moyel
 Coloneljesus: knowing hubris but still hubrissing is the highest of hubris
 reptile___: dragon!
 Riiiiiiis: I can scan that barcode 
  TXC2: RuiFaleiro  damn 
fubargames: Wait, the "chicken wings" were delicious, and a huge frog died nearby the night before?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @fubargames Shhh!
 mercano82: Aww, stickers, not silk screened parts. 
 jchinnock: can confirm Kathleen, the official Lego Builder App does have 3D models you can rotate for this model
 BrowneePoints: speaking of dungeons and dragons chat, if you have not seen the more recent movie, it is extremely good and you should watch it
 ElementalAlchemist: 🎉
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 HeartwoodMtG: Very Stanley Parable
  TXC2: smash cut to bleached white skeleton
VigorishG: I am thinking about getting this set. Has it been fun to build so far?
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 neisan2112: Said someone summer 2019
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ghyllnox: Smash cut to a pool with plastic balls in the middle of a bare moonbase
 mercano82: An empty room with a bomb raid siren wailing in the background.
 bytecaster: I like the idea of "next year", I hope we get there
  Sarah_Serinde: It's very Ian is what it is
 ElementalAlchemist: It's a star in a reasonably priced forklift
 ElementalAlchemist: (it's Ian's thing)
 ElementalAlchemist: in Shenmue, yes
  nosole: @Sarah_Serinde That is honestly the best way to describe it
 SK__Ren: Are we racing?
 neisan2112: Used to do it in Shenmue originally
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, we gave up on Shenmue
 SnackPak_: checks out
 ElementalAlchemist: It came from Shenmue
hella_qh: It is also BSL for driving
 ElementalAlchemist: which is, itself, a ride
 accountmadeforants: Shame it’s not in Shenmue
  Resilient Spring: I did get my hubby to go use his Prime on Twitch
Carrion Crow: Hey there, James. Good afternoon.
 LoadingReadyRun: HI!
 MWGNZ: 
 bytecaster: Critical hit
 ElementalAlchemist: 🪦
 wench_tacular: turns to dust
AtrusOfMyst: Any Lego Island gamers here?
 JadedCynic: OW.  *takes advil*
 vinewood_og: 
 stippledotter: 
 malfnord: Welp, there's me old
 okkator: 
 HubbeKing: oh yeah if anyone else remembers those bits, make sure to take your ibuprofen for your back
IaCthulhuFthagn: I wonder if Cam's post-apocalyptic vision of the future of Victoria has anything to do with the fact that LRR currently has a nuclear stockpile of "less than ten" warheads.
 Didero: @AtrusOfMyst Man, those games felt so great at the time
 mercano82: Steam thinks I was born in 1901.
 Bugberry: It's not like Simpsons is still on TV or anything.
 Lord_Hosk: Whats my age again... Whats my age again...
 JadedCynic: *sets up tray and offers Advil and small cups of water to chat*
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk i took her out
 vinewood_og: My birthday on every website is 1-1-1901
 BusTed: haha
 KharadBanar: 7'12" simultaneously sounds taller and less tall than 8'0"
 mercano82: The problem is your age changes every year.  You update that memory location too many times and it wears out.
 accountmadeforants: I go with 1969 Dec 31 just in case they’re using wonky timestamps
haberley: gemini man was not a good film
Snowcookies: pfft
hackingducks: gemini man.. whew... your weapon just isn't great.
 0x6772: "Fun" game I like to play with Internet forms that request age or DOB: use a number/date before various OS epochs (eg, 1970-01-01 for Unix) to see if it breaks anything.
 HeartwoodMtG: Hey, that's me and my partner! One book told us "In the garden of your love, you will grow only cabbages"
 ThePixelSavage: Astrology is bull.
IaCthulhuFthagn: This is why every time someone asks, I'm an Ophiuchus.
FickleMuse: LMAO as a female taurus NAH
 HeartwoodMtG: I still don't know what that means
 Didero: It's almost like star signs have no effect on your personality
 VorlonScout: I'm a Florb.
 bytecaster: Gotta gemini your man
 ShaneLeeAtk: @hackingducks Not a fan of a bouncy laser?
 BrowneePoints: much like my sign, astrology is bull
midnightcurryjazz: it like none of that stuff matters! Weird
FickleMuse: I'm a stubborn idiot
haberley: @VorlonScout #florblife
 MTGRanger: @VorlonScout you beat me to it!
hackingducks: @ShaneLeeAtk get yourself a metal man
  nosole: Kathleen, that is the based way to describe a long term relationship I've heard lol
 bytecaster: These sure are words
 Saintnex: good reason for not judging or assuming ppl based solely on their birthdate
 xantos69: My sign is... if you ask me my sign the date is over.
 MehallD: Mood, Jordynne, though I mostly let my Wife tell me what I am
 Bugberry: I just find it funny how my Chinese and Greek zodiac signs are both Goat/Sheep.
 MTGRanger: #Florblife
 malfnord: @HeartwoodMtG I imagine it's a bad thing if you don't like cabbage.
 ThePixelSavage: @xantos69 this.
AtrusOfMyst: People who talk about astrology the same way I hear magic players talk about the color pie
 SnackPak_: wooow
 Jakelope13: When did they add modifiers to the Zodiac?
 neisan2112: Wooooow
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 bytecaster: An "oof"? 
ghyllnox: 
  TXC2: that is wild
 BusTed: 😬
 electric_claire: Ugghhh, that's so gross
 SK__Ren: savage
 hatboozeparty:  
 vinewood_og: rough
NimrodXIV: read all the horoscopes for all signs and see how many match to you! it's all made up!
 Geldaran: alternate take: astrology is bullcrap. fun for a lark, not to be taken seriously in any way.
 JadedCynic: Yeah, a girlfriend of my brother was big into astrology, and on hearing that I'm an Aries/Pisces cusp and my belle was a Libra, was very dismissive...we celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary this year, so SUCK IT PLANETS 
 JAGxTERRA: Have to factor in the Canadian Buff to compatibility
 Verrain2: More fool them!
 quton: thats sounds a bit unfair
  TXC2: Jakelope13  always have been
 HubbeKing: Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes.
ShifuDaxiongmao: no loss being unmatched by people who would unmatch for something like that XD
FickleMuse: Taurus Capricorn Capricorn
 ThePixelSavage: @AtrusOfMyst the difference being Magic has more substance to it
  nosole: @HubbeKing Yessssss
 inconsideratehat: Why does Astrology not have a "If they've put in the work/ if they haven't put in the work" dichotomy?
 Riiiiiiis: people have the weirdest reasons to unmatch on dating apps
 Lord_Hosk: I find that my personality is exactly like the 1/12th of the people who were born in my section of the year, regardless of our year of birth or socio-economic status.
 ThePixelSavage: @inconsideratehat because its all completely made up fanfic?
 malfnord: Wake me when astrologers start adding exoplanets to their calculations.
 BrowneePoints: your Horrorscope
haberley: eight legs and a stinger?
 DanTheMediocre: wait so how do you figure out the particular details?
FickleMuse: That's basically my vibe as well. It's fun, but like don't base your whole personality around it
 SkylerRingtail: Tired: Astrological sign compatibility. Wired: Fursona species compatibility
 niccus: what if it helped decide american policies in 1988-1989
 Jakelope13: @TXC2 Thank god the horoscopes in papers I've read never went that deep. I think my gamer brain would have fixated too strongly
 SmithKurosaki: Hows everyone doing?
IaCthulhuFthagn: "INTP Brony"
  Sarah_Serinde: Good
 BrowneePoints: hey I’m an INTP!
 DaSunao: This is your astrological star sign serial killer outfit
  TXC2: Jakelope13  indeed
newdarkjr: Huh
 Riiiiiiis: that's still going strong on tinder and stuff
ShifuDaxiongmao: Myers-Briggs , horoscopes for CEO's 
 DanTheMediocre: presumably it should be deterministic for year and time of day right?
 JadedCynic: meh, I'm SMTP
00busyhands: INTJ Salute
 AdamYMHMI: INFP here
  nosole: Yeah Meyers Briggs was suuuuper cringy, I had people argue with me about being INTJ
IaCthulhuFthagn: On the astrology subject, it's at least nice when the huge red flag comes with the other party also ejecting from the conversation.
 malfnord: I wanna know what TRAPPIST-1 does to my horoscope.
 Therberus: Oh I'm an IMDB - I loke movies
 Zaghrog: INTS here
 AdamYMHMI: INFP Gemini Man
ShifuDaxiongmao: You can literally take the test and direct it towards the result you want XD
FickleMuse: I flipped between F and T so big shrugs
 bytecaster: I'm an OOOF
 betazed15: Wash?
haberley: I'm an IDGAF
 Saintnex: humans love making horoscopes for everything, like even body types 
GameSageZB: MB is really useful as a starting place for understanding yourself. but defining yourself by it is definitely cringe =\
 jessieimproved: Alan Tudyk
 gualdhar: Wash yeah
Luna: really good thanks
Carrion Crow: Wishing I was assembling a large set of Legos while procrastinating in general. How are you doing?
 Bugberry: @AtrusOfMyst the main difference is Astrology assumes behavior based on outside phenomena, while the Color Pie looks at common groupings of behaviors and makes groupings for them. So basically the exact opposite process.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Wash
  nosole: Yes Nelson, Steve the Pirate
  Defrost: @nosole that doesn't sound like INTJ behaviour SMH
 betazed15: Hobun Washburne
 saucemaster5000: (takes a personality quiz) "you're lord palpatine" (it was a pokemon quiz)
 BrowneePoints: Wash
 mercano82: Lord Vetenari believes in one man, one vote:  He was the man who got the vote.
 JadedCynic: The funny guy pilot 'Wash'
 DaSunao: Wash was amazing!
 N2Osferatu: Like Hei Hei for some reason
YeomanAres: The chicken in Moana
 MehallD: i DO Like Wash
 DanTheMediocre: wash was great
 brieandbacon: He did the voice acting for Hei-Hei in Moana
 JadedCynic: (I'm watching "Resident Alien" right now and Alan is MAGNIFICIENT)
 saucemaster5000: I'd last about as long a Wash
  nosole: @Defrost They took issue with me being Introverted because I masked Extroversion so well, so yes it didn't lol
 GDwarble: I think chat is overall neutral on the concept of washing
 BusTed: loot!
LeeshaJoy: K-2SO
 KV1NN4: Alan Tudyck did the rooster in Moana and it is beutiful
 KharadBanar: "If you're looking for a box to put me in, find a better set of boxes first"
 couchboyj: Resident Alien is great if you're a Tudyck fan
 Stephonee: He has voiced at least one character in every Disney movie since 2012
 xantos69: @JadedCynic I just wrapped that up.  He absolutely sells "I am not human"
 bytecaster: But that's content!
  TXC2: 
 Bugberry: The real question is, which Avatar Bending Style fits your personality the most.
 Saintnex: so God can’t see them
ShifuDaxiongmao: someone mouth the alarm noise!
 CaptainSpam: sssssshhhhhhhh
 brieandbacon: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 N2Osferatu: 
 nuclearstulle: the Crapshot? with the Wash the dishes joke is still one of my favorite jokes in a LRR video
 ElementalAlchemist: well, they warned them, which is nice
 JadedCynic: thanks for the warning! *moves headphones* 
 Zanzabar_: thanks james for not blowing out our ears!
  TXC2: Bugberry  fire, easy
 niccus: quick, what's something funny to say if immediately followed by a fire alarm
IaCthulhuFthagn: @KharadBanar I'll take this cardboard box over here, thank you. *Pushes mug off the counter*
MajorFrostbyte: Best test is to start something on fire. Kathleen, let's go!
 reptile___: There's a great clip where Alan Tudyk is making chicken noises into a microphone (he plays the chicken in Moana) and then he stops, sighs, and says "I went to _Julliard_."
 wench_tacular:   
 BrowneePoints: Anyways, people are more malleable, mercurial, and complex than any psychographic profile could ever hope to capture no matter how ancient or modern
 hatboozeparty: 
 northos: 
 neisan2112:  
 CaptainSpam: We have a winner!
 TheManaLeek: Recess is over
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: briiiing briiing
  TXC2: DING!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Fire alarm is at the door.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 xantos69: Test complete?
haberley: oh, my dinner's reay!
 HubbeKing: 
 MacSquizzy: @KV1NN4 that lead to one of my favorite bits of behind the scenes footage ever - Tudyk making chicken noises into a mic then turning to the camera and saying "I went to Juliard"
 BigDaddyBland87: ANNNNND they're off!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup it was still startling 
 beowuuf: 
 mercano82: It's alright, I'm saved by the bell
 Stella_Noctis: 
 DaSunao:   
 hatboozeparty: Back to class....
 Nigouki: oh wow, you got the bell type and not the beeping type
 stippledotter: Time for the next class!
 quton: I'm awake I'm awake I'm awake
 Stephonee: Fire alarm works
 TallynNyntyg: Oh, time for breakfast!
 bytecaster: I'm awake
 Jakelope13: Mwap
 JadedCynic: yeah, that was good to hear and learn
 Bugberry: @TXC2 just don't date any waterbenders.
 beowuuf: 
 MTGRanger: that's the fire alarm? Where's the shrill shrieking and flashing lights!
Mollylele: 🥊!
 BrowneePoints: Well, that just made me remember what it sounded like in grade school
 CaptainSpam: Looks like we're gonna have to JUMP!
 StarShock2002: 
 JadedCynic: know for next time
 Therberus: I'm late for class 
Patorik: Wasn't muted
 Stephonee: 10/10 would be alarmed, no notes
  nosole: I miss the bell compared to the alarm I have to put up with at work
Simon Pratt: Mute + copyright-free music? I could be into that.
Dandelion V: works!
 commentarywife: hah, I just unmuted as that went off
 Zanzabar_: thats actually a really mild fire alarm noise.
 Didero: That's a much nicer fire alarm sound than the screech ours make, those caused literal panic attacks of 'make it stop'
 KV1NN4: @MacSquizzy aaahahahahaaa
 JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam yeah, except it didn't stop in school 
 StarShock2002:    
  mtvcdm: That barely registered in the friend zone funnily enough.
  nosole: @Didero I hate those kind and am so thankful for noise cancelling earbuds because of them
ShifuDaxiongmao: You need to leave the very last brick for James 
 BrowneePoints: look, I live in an area that has tornado sirens. And get to do the fun thing to newbies of “oh it’s just a Wednesday” when they go off
 Zanzabar_: is this set designed to be build by a whole group of people?
 mercano82: The bell was a lot more pleasant than the shrill electronic beeper we have in my building.
nova_plushie: So this is why people like D&D. no wonder people play
  mtvcdm: Studio C got it way louder than the friend zone.
 spaigefault: Surely they leave a random brick from the middle for james
 BrowneePoints: NELSON IS MARCILLE!!
 SmithKurosaki: Rude
 Didero: @nosole Ours even kept going off like every other week for absolutely no reason, it got so bad I said (and meant) I'd rather have a fire than these alarms
  SmithKurosaki: Thats just Rude
 CaptainSpam: At least this Lego build hasn't yet run across "make 64 of this simple yet tedious construction to place individual pellets in a Pac-Man maze"...
nova_plushie: crinkling plastic asmr
 BrowneePoints: Waterdeep is basically FR NYC
 Riiiiiiis: on vacation from Chult
  nosole: @Didero Ugh that's brutal, thankfully I missed most of the testing days early on, so it's only been a once in a while thing for me
  Colin: Build warhammer, or Play pacific Drive
  mtvcdm: Born in Waterdeep, moved away, came back
 Bugberry: It could be a homecoming back to Waterdeep. "The Boys are Back in Town" starts playing.
 bytecaster: The Waterdeep Tropicanas? N way!
 EOstby: RIP the Las Vegas Tropicanas.
 mercano82: @CaptainSpam For the ship-in-a-bottle Lego set, there's an instruction to get 300 clear blue round 1x1s and dump them into the bottle.
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Carrion Crow: Waterdeep...oh man. Every time I've gone to Waterdeep? Beholders. Frigging beholders.
  Colin: Waterdeep tends to be a lot more like, egalitarian about it's guards
AtrusOfMyst: Practicing Neppomancy
haberley: y'know, for the longest time I head that phrase as 'nipple baby' and didn't get what it meant
 Bugberry: Brickstopher
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: @CaptainSpam Or put 212 fiddly pieces of track together for the rollercoaster
 BrowneePoints: Berronar Truesilver
ShifuDaxiongmao: the public domain dwarf god
 as_ever_ellesandra: I was also direct targetted by this
 BrowneePoints: Truesilver is the life domain goddess for dwarves in 5e…I think
 JadedCynic: oh GOD, they tested my composure SO MUCH.
 niccus: master of boon administration
 frnknstn: english degree paid off
 notthepenguins: holy shit cam
 betazed15: Burned so badly that he had to go sit in the snow...
 Austere_Squire: wow, cam destroyed a man
 awildshen: Cam with the "It was a Tuesday" moment
 airylan: for Cam it was Tuesday
 malfnord: Cameron can destroy a man's soul WITH A WORD
  Colin: Indoor job with no heavy lifting
  Colin: Why most people join the priesthood
 seinka: that is true power
 iris_of_ether: One shot, one kill
 Pinwiz11: Cnameron
  Khalahd: Cameron Dark Urge run
 NorthstarTex: dark cameron appears
 Laurence72: Cam got max damage on Vicious Mockery
AtrusOfMyst: Remind me not to insult Cam
 BrowneePoints: hey same!
haberley: i can use my English degree to DESTROY YOU
 BigDaddyBland87: Cam is the Dark Urge?
 notthepenguins: "What are you going to do with your english degree?" "This"
 HeartwoodMtG: If evil Serge is called Snerge, what is evil Cameron called?
 BusTed: 
 JadedCynic: Cameron lost control over his Inner Demon and it got loose...
 DaSunao: Wooow
 spaigefault: @HeartwoodMtG Cameron
 HubbeKing: @HeartwoodMtG Cameron
Snowcookies: oh dear
 Bugberry: @HeartwoodMtG Cameroff
VigorishG: the world runs on businesses. a business degree is a great one. the world needs more of those
 TallynNyntyg: And then his nose gets longer once again.
 saucemaster5000: "yeah well, you're still a puppet. Loser"
 Laurence72: @HeartwoodMtG Lethally Armed Oracle?
Nicol Bolas: But for Cameron, it was Tuesday
  Colin: That straight up does not surprise me about Cameron
 kdefinition: @VigorishG Businesses.The most renewable resource.
 HeartwoodMtG: @Bugberry 
 Austere_Squire: i feel like maybe an english major is the wrong person to go after; we're learning the shakespearian insults
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 DanTheMediocre: you can probably get to a lot of places you shouldnt be able to get to through the yawning portal nonzero chance
IaCthulhuFthagn: I have been wearing my headphones for 90 minutes and only just realised I've been listening to the speakers this entire time. I'm tired.
  TXC2: Mayor Steno paperclips ?
EQMoPower: lol at Tuesday. aesop fan
 Gekyouryuu: ok, the star chart talk earlier got me curious about moon and rising, so I looked mine up, and I'm Libra, Ares, Aquarius, apparently
 JadedCynic: There's a reason "the Lords of Waterdeep" mask their identity...
 mercano82: Car = Carriage?
 Riiiiiiis: when is the D&D session going to happen?
 BrowneePoints: there’s the masked lords and one open lord
  TXC2: !events
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 BrowneePoints: who speaks for the council
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 thanks
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 Rhynerd: i remember there being a book by that name after Dragon Heist
IaCthulhuFthagn: When mayor is openly a paid actor role.
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints I'm old and kinda out of touch, the open lord I remember was...back in 2nd Ed 
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: Maybe it's hiding under the pile of chicken wings? Is that why they're so important to the story?
KangarooRage: Prof told me to come here from Charlie's video, cool CM Punk mug!
 BrowneePoints: the open lord is literally a paid actor
AtrusOfMyst: But what if there is no fridge??
 BrowneePoints: it’s the person who is willing to take the brunt of any of the outrage from public sentiment
 code_sourcerer: LRR stream & lego building, combining 2 of my favorite things 
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints A figurehead
 BrowneePoints: almost no one knows the identities of the masked lords but there’s a lot of rumors
 aquinas_0: what set are they building?
 N2Osferatu: We have ~~~H O L E~~~~
  TXC2: aquinas_0  D&D set
 aquinas_0: cool
 BrowneePoints: sorry I love FR and know a bunch of lore
EQMoPower: they have had it for ages
  Sarah: Welcome!
  TXC2: every morning Cameron
 as_ever_ellesandra: imagine going to the portal enough you hear a scream out on an adventure and think "I need a pint"
petey_vonwho: "you wanna go where the EYE knows your name"
 saucemaster5000: the first mistake was thinking there should be an order
 LiveFaust: The psychic yell is the Howie Long Scream.
 Sunidesus: I wish I was at home instead of at work during this so I could build some Lego too
 reptile___: @BrowneePoints clearly you can't know that much lore about them, considering that they're Forgotten 
 BrowneePoints: and WotC DROPPED THE BALL in 5e by ONLY giving us sword coast stuff outside Chult in ToA
 N2Osferatu: You must construct additional membranes
 as_ever_ellesandra: Dennys, where you see police tape out and about and think "I need a moons over my hammy"
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
IaCthulhuFthagn: "Please hand me an N-brane" - What I assume string theorists say.
 saucemaster5000: I'm sorry you went to florida
 reptile___: oh dang wing membranes.  Nice
 as_ever_ellesandra: I'm sorry for your loss Jordynne
AtrusOfMyst: The  membrane was... Perfectly smooth...
   LoadingReadyRun: @calculated_uncertainties Thanks so much for the bits!
  TXC2: yeap that's a star destroyer
 NekomimiNinja: [empire march intensifies]
 neisan2112: Oh no
 as_ever_ellesandra: yup
 as_ever_ellesandra: thats Florida
 neisan2112: Sounds right
 BigDaddyBland87: ok here we go
 neisan2112: Only 2?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Just 2 fights? Lihght night
 as_ever_ellesandra: 2 is nothing yea
 BrowneePoints: Waffle Loves Waffle
 stippledotter: We love dinner theater
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints yeah, I kinda stepped away from the setting after the 'let's ruin everything everyone has build and retcon it back to barely settled with the Spellplague and the Return of the Netherese...
 Bugberry: I'd be funny if that same waitress was involved in one of the fights.
 Sunidesus: that checks out honestly
AtrusOfMyst: Waffle House is basically the tavern every D&D campaign starts in
momalyd: That is how you know it done
 JadedCynic: ONLY 2? and in FLORIDA?  what was it, a tuesday night?
 xantos69: "Leave it as a sign to the others"
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha ow my chest
 UnknownFriday: "Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks"
 Riiiiiiis: ceiling pancake?
 HbombAndFriends: Well, I’m glad you had a safe time in my home state.
 DanTheMediocre: that's how you know they use good syrup
 BrowneePoints: @jadedcynic I don’t care about that I care that they didn’t tell us what was going on outside the sword coast in 5e except Chult
 Pinwiz11: Wall Waffle, distant cousin to Celing Egg
 neisan2112: Its their versin of ceiling egg
 saucemaster5000: Look, I threw the pancake cause Iwasn't gonna eat it
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh yeah *that* waffle house
  mtvcdm: Wall Pancake x Ceiling Egg OTP
 BigDaddyBland87: Wall waffle with ceiling egg...part of LRR breakfast
 Pinwiz11: Pancake Panel instead of Wall Waffle
 CaptainSpam: That pancake is now the city's mayor.
 reptile___: oh, Gainesville is a little *more* normal because of all the college students
 HubbeKing: @mtvcdm 
 DNAli3n: hello everyone
AtrusOfMyst: "Your party meet in a Waffle House..."
  TXC2: hello DNAli3n  welcome
 BusTed: brickscuits
 KV1NN4: Ceiling-Egg has a new friend! Wall-Pancake!
 mercano82: See, if they used real maple syrup instead of "breakfast syrup", that wouldn't have happened.
 PTElder: @AtrusOfMyst Why have I never started a campaign in a Waffle House? So borrowing this.
 DanTheMediocre: you brought little Guilty Gear chracters?
 DanTheMediocre: character*
 BrowneePoints: I’m still gobsmacked that Exandria is the first new WotC canon setting since FR
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints I feel a little guilty that I'm proud of bailing on the setting with the suspicion that it wouldn't recover...before the failure to recover was made manifest
 HorusFive: Nelly- bringing a full BBQ to lego build.  You know who's the dad in the group
 alchemistsavant: brisket is my favorite guilty gear character
 mercano82: Or to call for aid if you do fall
  TXC2: Brick sicts ?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @JadedCynic I mean, the Time of Troubles was just as much an apocalyptic rewrite of the setting as the Spellplague and the Second Sundering, it was just written better 
 CmdrMadMoe: Your family DOESN'T have a poop chain?
  TXC2: *skits
 BrowneePoints: @jadedcynic it’s not not recovering when they just don’t have any new stuff about it
 CaptainSpam: @PTElder Well, if you've ever started one in a diner, you're pretty well most of the way there already.
 NekomimiNinja: We had one of those pull-chain wc's at our old house, it was loud and awesome and terrible at its job.
 DNAli3n: i don't recall, but we are building some dnd lego, right?
EQMoPower: anyone remember your first Lego set?
AtrusOfMyst: Those were my go-to vending machine treat
  TXC2: DNAli3n  yes
 JadedCynic: BRAVA to her! 
 commentarywife: very confusing when my cat is called Hazel haha
  mtvcdm: Flagon is a common pub name word
  mtvcdm: Oh noooooooo
 jacqui_lantern234: that ontario mood where you know EXACTLY where that pub is XD
 JadedCynic: Ontario white people restaurant?
 BrowneePoints: she’s British she’s used to Coleman’s Mustard
 BrowneePoints: Coleman’s Mustard has hands
 JadedCynic: 
AtrusOfMyst: Hazel wants to experience everything the curry has to offer
 BlueChloroplast: D'awwwwwwwww
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  TXC2: I know British people who could eat curry hotter then lava
 SmithKurosaki: @EQMoPower I blame LRR for getting back into lego after the rivendell set in October, just had bricks as a kids
Marshall Wentworth: Sort of, my first 'lego' where a hodge podge of random parts. The first proper set was the big underwater aqua base set. It went not at all with the random knights and pirate stuff I had.
EQMoPower: one of my brothers wanted a medieval army so I was given a little wagon I traded for a chicken nugget
 jacqui_lantern234: XD shes so precious i love her now
   LoadingReadyRun: @shadowstorm1820 Thanks for the sub!
 KV1NN4: my step-mother is a tiny british lady who'd terrify a bunch of Malaysians by just putting straight chilli on half her savoury meals (not sure if she still does but hse's still more local than I am)
 fuzzra: @TXC2 It's a national sport.
 Makrosian_Tay: Have we hit the cap yet on extra time?
 CaptainSpam: I was expecting that story to end with "I'll tell you when I've had enough spice, lightweight, now pour it on, barkeep!" 
 BrowneePoints: Steven Universe
 JadedCynic: in my experience, old people tend to want MORE spicy food; they've bunred away their taste buds over a lifetime of scalding hot drinks...
 Bugberry: It's probably because of reading Girl Genius, but Agatha needs to come back.
  TXC2: fuzzra  indeed
 BlueChloroplast: Dunno if Gertrude will ever come back
 betweenmyself: let’s see some Gertrudes!
Artificer_Evan: just tuned in. what is happening?
 saucemaster5000: my niece is a dorothy. Don't get that one much anymore
 mercano82: Is this the kids named while Steven Universe was in production?
 constablecrab: I’ve encountered college students named Edith in the past few years.
RedNightmare7: Ruby feels like an all timer. But then I am not English native
IaCthulhuFthagn: @BrowneePoints The fact that you can snort freshly ground horseradish without flinching doesn't mean you also enjoy capsicum.
 BrowneePoints: oh god the SU generation is growing up lol
 kimmiekoneko: or medieval names like tiffany
 jacqui_lantern234: according to my friends, "Jacqueline" is an old lady name... im 31
Astramentha: Eugene
  TXC2: gotta bring pack Socretties
 HedgehogKnight: My wife's friend has a little girl named Edith
EQMoPower: nice. I think I know what you are talking about. I was thr youngest so what was left of other sets were given to me.
  Sarah: I don't remember what my first set was but the big 90s UFO one was a favourite
 jacqui_lantern234: AWW CMON JAMES
  mtvcdm: Wow
 pn55: Boooo
Artificer_Evan: ooooh legos.
 BlueChloroplast: @jacqui_lantern234 awww hugs
hackingducks: hell maybe
 BusTed: Dragonfly
 BrowneePoints: James isn’t fun Turner
 Lord_Hosk: James, could I get a "no"
 emberBecky: yeh I like the name Hazel and I looked it up just now and it's #28 popularity currently? almost like people my age are having kids. XD
qwertiest_mint: That looks like a spicey Dune thopter dragon
 Laurence72: Can I get a witness?
 Narcuru: its a ring
 melegaunt_: I'll take a number 4, a number 6, and throw in a plastic donut.
 JadedCynic: @jacqui_lantern234 your friends are guilty of 'lying by omission' - yes, it's an 'old lady name' but it's ALSO a current hip name TOO. 
 BrowneePoints: all I can think of is “number 15! whopper whopper double whopper!”
  TXC2: Laurence72  are you some kind of wonderful ?
 Laurence72: @TXC2 
 commentarywife: Obligatory hazel the cat picture:  https://pasteboard.co/2DSEurKPVCPO.jpg
 melegaunt_: A cool wizard hand? Like... Vecna's?
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm perpetually confused that "old people names" consistently make their come backs about a generation before new parents should have stopped considering them "old people names".
Seru: so jordynne is supervising the children playing with their lego?
EQMoPower: there were some really nice sets back then.
EQMoPower: still too but then as well
 TheElrad: but are you living on a prayer?
 wench_tacular: there is a little icon progress bar on each page
 Mangledpixel: commentarywife that cat wins Carcasonne
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey folks!  How's the build/
 TallynNyntyg: Imagine getting NG+ building a LEGO set.
IaCthulhuFthagn: But I guess more people want to honour their elders by naming their children after them than I give them credit for.
  TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth  welcome
 CaptainRasputin: @TallynNyntyg thats kinda how I see the lego 3-in-1 sets
 commentarywife: @IaCthulhuFthagn they're often named after loved grandparents
 Narcuru: (If nelly looks at page 44 of his book, the ring "goes" into the hand of the skelly as a magic ring/loot)
 commentarywife: @Mangledpixel Kingdom Builder, actually 
  TXC2: people tend to love their Grandparents more then their parents, for a number of reasons
IaCthulhuFthagn: @commentarywife I get that, I just personally think that's what middle names are for 
 Capt_clown: @IaCthulhuFthagn I mean, at least that's better than the current trend of naming kids something normal but spelling like you had a stroke at the hospital 
 ElementalAlchemist: Isn't there always a new King Gizzard album coming out?
 neisan2112: Very excited for this one!!
 SymphonySolstice: Increase Gizz
 commentarywife: @Capt_clown https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @IaCthulhuFthagn In my community (European Jews) it is traditional to name exclusively after deceased relatives.
 stippledotter: @iacthulhufthagn  yeah, it was truly weird being in high school this millenium and having a classmate named Barbara
Cunobelenos: Back! How goes the legoing? I see a dragon.
 SK__Ren: @Capt_clown ah yes, dqn names
 BrowneePoints: it’s 70s rock inspired!
 neisan2112: Its very southern rock
 Capt_clown: "This is my kid Sidney but we spelling it Xyd-knee
 JadedCynic: yay! 
 Riiiiiiis: dab rock?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Thank you, Matt.  We sure do!
 poly_rebel: Black Parade
 gualdhar: Master of Puppets
IaCthulhuFthagn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth See, that's a name cycle I understand. Three or four generations makes more sense to me than two.
 niccus: papa roach is dad rock
 Austere_Squire: American Idiot?
 BrowneePoints: not just southern rock. but 70s in general. the first track was like ZZ Top meets Aerosmith meets Kiss
 MWGNZ: Enema of the state
 Shellsh0cker: The Black Parade
 poly_rebel: Enema of the State
 sparrowhawksilver: Linkin Park?
  TXC2: Dad rock is blink182 
 malfnord: Stop! Stop making me feel old!
YeomanAres: Nickelback
 TheSmilingMammoth: I saw a "Dad Rock" cover band recently and it was all 2000s indie music
Last1031: Creed your answer is Creed
  nosole: Got told Linkin Park is Divorced Dad Rock recently so...
 Lord_Hosk: Current dads are talking about Blink's new album its pretty sweet
 frnknstn: "music died when Cobain died"
 SusanTD: Nickleback or Creed.
 BrowneePoints: Dashboard Confessional and Pear Jam
 neisan2112: That time period yup
 BrowneePoints: Staind
  Juliamon: mmm pear jam
 MWGNZ: @Lord_Hosk some real bangers on it
 BrowneePoints: Linkin Park
 HorusFive: Ouch- my knees and back 
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Capt_clown I enjoy the "trend" of naming your children names without regard for their meanings or context. Cassandra, for instance, was fairly popular in my generation.
 RevolverRossalot: Teaching my kids that Discovery was the last great album 
 JadedCynic: Penelope is generationally precocious 
 BrowneePoints: yea Gorillz is dad rock
 Gekyouryuu: every day we inch closer and closer to "stuffy old people music" being hard core gangsta rap, 90s boybands, Gorillaz, and stuff
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, I am very Elder Millennial and I think Billie Eilish's new album is a 10.
  TXC2: there's a reason radio is the best of the 80's 90's and now 
Cptasparagus: okay none of these hurt me until The Killers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: But so is Pearl Jam - 10.
 northos: ah, but Kathleen, you're assuming that the rest of the audience *doesn't* want to hear the same music over and over again, which...may not be true 
 jacqui_lantern234: ive already accepted that my childhood is over, and that its gonna be alright
 iris_of_ether: You want a local KEXP, really
IaCthulhuFthagn: Have we heard Kathleen's opinion on Le Risque, by the way?
 Pinwiz11: I thank Eurovision for keeping me 10-years-behind-musically-current. 
RedNightmare7: It is a great time
 iris_of_ether:   
 Bugberry: Only the daddiest dad can control the dad rock music channel.
 Gekyouryuu: "fun" thought: someday, "The Offspring" will be for the oldest living generation
fubargames: There's a new Weird Al single dropping this Friday!
 gualdhar: there are ways... we have the technology
 Dromos_GHG:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah if I'm still up when Kathleen is streaming I am up too late
 TehAmelie: how much time would it take to listen to King Gizz's catalogue? at 3 hours a week?
 hatboozeparty: They are on the LRR wiki im pretty sure
 jdr_42: the alt rock station i listened to in high school was still running the exact same playlist when i visited 20 years later
 JadedCynic: I mean, I've been happy to sit back in my 'own generation of music' (but skimming out just the bands I like) and then similarly skimming over later generations and cherry-picking the music I like from it 
 Gekyouryuu: "Gotta keep 'em separated (your pills, grandpa)"
  Juliamon: TehAmelie Depends on if you include live albums
 Capt_clown: I do appreciate the radio option on most music apps that lets me find new stuff. And honestly, even insta/TikTok has gotten me to find some amazing bands too.
RedNightmare7: I'm with Jordynne on that take
 BlueChloroplast: The kathleen part is great
ghyllnox: How many music streams does Jordynne watch regularly?
 TehAmelie: ah, i guess we'll settle for one instance of each song
IaCthulhuFthagn: The Kathleen part, and the unrelated muted video in the background part as well.
 Riiiiiiis: bean technology!
 TehAmelie: instance? performance?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, chat folks, is there a visible schedule for this week?  I am loosing track?
  TXC2: Work Dave vs school Dave vs LGS Dave
DaxStrife: Wait, "blorbo" is real? I thought it was just a meme from that last Jackbox stream.
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 spaigefault: well, just using their name without a suffix would be presumptively informal
  Juliamon: Use the Google Calendar link thedepthandbreadthofseth
 Lord_Hosk: The archive dot org videos are the true star of the show.  Especially when they are WILDLY inappropriate and out of time.
 BusTed: got pranked
 flustered_blue: my greyhounds paws smell like Fritos
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon ty 
 BlueChloroplast: Blorbo is new fanspeak for favourite character
 flustered_blue: it’s more common in hounds
 42MiLLyWays: my beagles paws had strong Fritos sent 
EQMoPower: I would like to see lrr stand the test of time so my question is this; Do they require additional funding to meet their budget?
 bytecaster: This dog shit smells dog shit, dude
 PawssumFable: That's weird, my dog used to smell like fritos just generally
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lord_Hosk +1
 PawssumFable: I don't think he was trying to get anyone
abracadaver23: Dude I love it when I'm stoned out of my mind and I smell a bag of chips
 JadedCynic: I can totally see Ryan doing this, and on one hand, props to a great troll, and on the other hand, damn you 
 TehAmelie: press the back of the hand to the street for 15 minutes, lick your dog's paw, something along those lines
abracadaver23: Also I don't smell my Labrador's feet
RedNightmare7: Dog can't help it
 TehAmelie: okay 15 seconds
 JadedCynic: smells like whatever they walked on
TuckstheRulesLawyer: I think it's a (normal and healthy) bacteria that lives on some dogs that smells like freetos
nova_plushie: i have a bearded dragon. luckly they dont smell
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abracadaver23: they're corn chips
  TXC2: true_kayos  
CanvasWolfDoll: i have a terrier, and i don't go around sniffing dog feet, so...
abracadaver23: they're great
  Resilient Spring: my dog's paws absolutely smell like fritos/doritos/cheesey
  Resilient Spring: it's nice
Grady Cooke: One of my dogs got sprayed by a skunk before I went to work this morning.
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 bytecaster: !unsubscribe dog feet facts
 JadedCynic: fritos are corn chips
 stippledotter: Yeast culture is so underrated
 PawssumFable: Oh no sweetie, the whole US likes fritos
 Therberus: @nova_plushie I thought they had little noses?
 Bugberry: Frito Pie
 neisan2112: Fritos are just everywhere at least US
 notthepenguins: what that's deranged just eat them like chips
abracadaver23: I LOVE SUN CHIPS
 TehAmelie: did you know? humans have on average one unique species of bacteria living in their belly button
 saucemaster5000: chili+fritos legit good with nacho cheese
 PawssumFable: Fritos are super pop in the south
 SK__Ren: I would make Frito Nachos all the time as a kid
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ryan Goslings dogs' paws smell like cinnamon because he lives in a cinnamon dune.
 JAGxTERRA: Frito Pie, son!
 stippledotter: You gotta have fritos for a walking taco
  Juliamon: Fritos are literally half of Frito-Lay
 Sunidesus: yeah, the "walking taco" thing is absolutely a thing where I'm from too (upper midwest)
 Bugberry: I mostly see BBQ flavor Fritos here in Texas.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and Fritos, nelson.  they're extra corny fried corn chips
 miniMacGuru: I started an argument in my family when I asked "if the grocery list says 'corn chips' do you buy Fritos or tortilla chips?"
  TXC2: Fritos just reminds me of God of War
 melegaunt_: they are 100% not like sunchips
 Capt_clown: I know a former partner that worked at a doggie daycare & they actually had different scented shampoos for the dogs. All pet safe but used to laugh when the puppy would come home smelling like bubble gum
abracadaver23: Walking Taco is what fritos are for
 PawssumFable: Lots of dog food has corn in it, so the dogs smell likee corn
ghyllnox: They aren't just in CA, they're all over. You're talking about a walking taco, which is also traditionally made with Doritos
 reptile___: yeah Fritos are a general US thing, not just a southern california thing
 PawssumFable: That's all it is
 melegaunt_: they're thick, moderately over-salted cornchips
 beowuuf: @TXC2 adam stream starts 
 Riiiiiiis: I mean the paws were on my face already
Snowcookies: ever had a dog shove their foot at your face?
Cptasparagus: was there constant, enthusiatic feet consent?
  TXC2: beowuuf  exactly
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EQMoPower: thanks. cats pads can smell simialr
Red Shift Productions: You can buy fritos in Canada
Red Shift Productions: you apparently can't buy Fritos in BC
Wreckonning: "Southern Californian"? how dare!
Russell Lee-Goldman: (wait, surely frito pie [chili on top of fritos, [in the original bag]] is more of a southern thing? not socal?)
  Sarah: Hmm the bot *should* eventually give a patreon link
abracadaver23: I got back from a week long vacation and my Lab was extremely happy to see me
 Lord_Hosk: hmmmm, I haven't had sunchips since the early 90s when I had a bad experience... I wonder if I actually like them.
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 Going_Medium: Maybe Ryan Gosling has a professional groomer that scents his dogs feet to something they think Ryan will like?
 TehAmelie: i had a dream where a strange cat decided to climb on top of my head. it bled quite a bit and i was just "how can i help you kitty?"
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  Sarah: There it goes
EQMoPower: I'll save donates if I have been given a job by the time dB starts up again
 Bugberry: @miniMacGuru getting Fritos when asked for Corn Chips is like being asked for Soda and getting Mt. Dew. You're technically right but it's not the normal default.
 commentarywife: Kathleen: "show me the backside"
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IaCthulhuFthagn: @TehAmelie All this normal cat behaviour happened and *also* the cat was somehow strange?
w1gum: someone told the cats to smell jordans paws
abracadaver23: I think it's weird that turtle shells are made of a material that is like skin
 TehAmelie: i mean i didn't know them
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abracadaver23: and get's raw
 Stormgod519: hi everyone! good morning!
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone!
  Sarah: Definitely look after yourself first!
EQMoPower: charity starts at home
 JadedCynic: that's a low bar, tho
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519 and insanecat6mtg  welcome
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 tidehollowcat: My cat will claw and meow outside my bedroom door... when I'm downstairs.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry Is the normal default powdered sodium carbonate?
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 Capt_clown: No, it's the lambs that scream Clarice!
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abracadaver23: I watched a video on removing barnacles from a turtle's shell and it was weird seeing raw turtle shell affected by barnacles
 JadedCynic: "okay, this isn't bad, being held in this hand....I wonder if there's food?"
abracadaver23: Also barnacles being alive is weird to me
 iris_of_ether: In the past I've held baby goats and gotten hugged by the neck of an elderly mule. Would recommend.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sarcastic_comma Thanks for the sub!
EQMoPower: counterpoint Kath, animals don't have our respsobilities
  Resilient Spring: sorry Kathleen, there are some animals out there that do things that humans would consider abhorrent 🫣 animals are just animals.
 commentarywife: sargon
 commentarywife: *dargon
  TXC2: commentarywife  good, important correction there 
 omdorastrix: I've picked up strays a few times and yes all the vets in my area will check for a chip for free. Only one of the cats I've picked up was chipped but there was no info so mileage may vary
 chrisvonclause: most vets will check chips for free
 KV1NN4: Friend of mine found a super friendly ginger boy cat with a collar... the owner kept putting off picking him up (and there was often yelling int he BG of calls)..... sssso... anyone in London, Ontario, ther'es  asUPER FRIENDLY BOY looking for a forever home.
 reptile___: @Sarcastic_comma Saturn V rocket?  it's out of print and there are scalpers, but you can sometimes find them for a reasonable price
 KV1NN4: (the owners dumped him over 3 miles away or something)
 KV1NN4: (* at the local shelter)
EQMoPower: o.o
EQMoPower: they understand
 Makrosian_Tay: What a scummy thing to do
 omdorastrix: Reminder if people want cats go to shelters, get cats from shelters, also dogs, there's plenty of good boys such in shelters that need homes
 electra310: Cat ambassador was checking you out, you are ready for cattening
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AtrusOfMyst: Nelson, VP of Cat Acquisitions
Bearudite: hell yeah cat king
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 JadedCynic: I've had friends end up being adopted by a cat - said cat lived with another family, but gradually went back and forth between the two households, and eventually chose my friends. 
Earthenone: !schdedule
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Sarcastic_comma: The bonsai tree is pretty and makes for a nice decoration when finished.
 Bugberry: @IaCthulhuFthagn at least here in Texas, tortilla chips far outnumber and have more variety than fritos.
Earthenone: !schedule
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Master_Gunner: Fluffy little murder machine
EQMoPower: I cannot trap domestics that wander because it could be someone elses
  TXC2: JadedCynic  My Mum is doing that with our neighbour's cat 
  Juliamon: honestly if you want ANY pet check a shelter first, they don't get just dogs and cats
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 TehAmelie: outdoors cats are such cute ecological disaster areas
  Juliamon: I've met lots of very sweet rats and bunnies at our shelter
 omdorastrix: Also, if you find a straight cat with a clipped ear, there's a good chance that they're part of stay neuter release program. A lot of places do that and that also helps keep stray cat populations down
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  RomanGoro: And about as many cat births
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 couchboyj: My old orange manx kitty passed away yesterday.  Subathon has been a very welcome distraction!
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 MehallD: both my cats are rescues, and anyone on Serge's discord will tell you how unbearably cute Mochi is
 ExachixKitsune: Mochi is such a good cat
 sparrowhawksilver: just gotta have a cat that's caught one from a car, and is too slow to actually catch anything like my family did
Asimech: @Juliamon While I know what you meant, I also imagined rats and bunnies with shades on and leaning casually.
  TXC2: Gnome tend to have high INT
 TehAmelie: are displacer beasts hypnotic? like if your int check fails they don't teleport?
Bearudite: brain is smart but the head is dumb
 CmdrMadMoe: pure of heart dumb of ass
 spicyFerret_: 100 displaces ur beast
 sparrowhawksilver: absolutely the most friendly cat ever, but definitely had some long-term-damage from that car crash
Asimech: @Juliamon With big "talking about going surfing" energy.
 malsareus: head empty heart large
  TXC2: calm as a Hindu cow
 HorusFive: Think of the joy.  Like a happy puppy 
 PhoenixMelior: My cat came in on the streets and he still seeks out food at every turn. My house is child proofed.
 sparrowhawksilver: aphantasia?
 melegaunt_: Aphantasia and SDAM
RedNightmare7: Oh wow, really?
 TehAmelie: meditation?
 commentarywife: <message deleted>more Hazel with her recent "gift" for us https://pasteboard.co/wYvls0tKkvBD.jpg
 kaziel0: @Sarcastic_comma While aimed at LRR, a few options are, if you're a fan of the series, Lego has put out some Animal Crossing sets, which vary in size from sub-$20USD to around $75USD at highest. 
  TXC2: oh honey, existential dread don't care if something is real 
ghyllnox: Vibes-based bullying
 JadedCynic: my word...I would be SO lonely without the voices in my head! 
 TehAmelie: i sometimes can't keep up with my own thoughts. like "could you write that down for me?"
 Myrniss: my partner made a catio for our indoor cat :3
  Juliamon: commentarywife Hey, can we get a CW for images with dead animals, thx
 Stormgod519: you can talk about leverage here?
 melegaunt_: aphantasia is a per-sense kind of thing. I have *excellent* auditory imagery in my head, but *no* visual  imagery whatsoever.
 JadedCynic: I mean, 90% of the time I ignore what they advise me of, but it's still nice to have the background noise...
 commentarywife: sorry, thought I had made that fairly clear.
 PhoenixMelior: Aww, i want a catio for my baby... i need to work on that
 quatoria: oh dang, were we talking about aphantasia
IaCthulhuFthagn: My friend's recently departed cat once dragged in a live pigeon through the cat door when we were over, which I still can't understand on so many levels.
  Juliamon: "gifts" can be toys or live animals too
 stippledotter: More of that beautiful crinkle asmr
 TehAmelie: Kathleen, leading bag lady. no wait
  TXC2: what's behind door number 1
Gaz-L: is it 5e or 6e? (5.5? One? what are we calling it?)
 tidehollowcat: I've found a dead mouse in my shoe before
 Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IaCthulhuFthagn: @tidehollowcat I prefer that to a live scorpion.
 TehAmelie: we're building the dungeons and the dragons
 Jakelope13: If a gelatinous cube turns to crystal, did it "die of natural causes"?
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Lord_Hosk: Wiiiinkkie faaaaaace
Snowcookies: 
 protojman: like kappa?
 electra310: YES
 Stephonee: obviously, that's the only way to text
 PawssumFable: god yes
  TXC2: "there's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"
 Laurence72: For maximum PC killing, this adventure should feature 1d4 damage for every square they move, since they will be constantly walking on legos.
 HorusFive: In all professional settings- yes
 JadedCynic: I take the 5th
ShifuDaxiongmao: no 
  Sarah_Serinde: Me with 90% of my messages
 niccus: smiley face in group chat is like first sign moderators should pay attention
 stippledotter: Unless it's a sarcastic emoji...
 PawssumFable: I'm joking all the time
 spicyFerret_: Emote! in the Twitch Stream
 protojman: i do the smiley a lot with work messages to imply that pleasant tone...
 TehAmelie: i need emoticons just so my texts sound less terse
IaCthulhuFthagn: A single appended smiley face after a line *always* reads as sarcasm to me.
 sparrowhawksilver: one of my family's cats once brought a dead mouse to my little sister's bed when she was sick
 HorusFive: Stand the line Kathleen.  I'm there with you
 niccus: or if the "lol" frequency goes above like 5%
 BusTed: I found that I had to stop for tone reasons.
 BlueChloroplast: Semicol9n life!
 Twilight_Spark: If they do then I'll join you on this insanity arc.
 commentarywife: there's no good reason to abbreviate any more
 electra310: I send grammatically correct texts with smileys
 mkaybuddy11: true vibe is using a ; and no period at the end 
 stippledotter: I'm part of the "has used semicolon in text" squad
 Camthelion: Kathleen was giving  use of all punctuations and will use every one.
 Jakelope13: @Laurence72 But their feet have the holes for the lego things to fit into, which our completely normal human feet do not
 JoannaTastic: I use *so* many dashes in just about every form of written communication
 ExachixKitsune: I still send mesages like that
 CaptainSpam: The point of sending texts is to just splurt out letters and assume everyone else has access to your brain to know how to interpret said letters.
 ExachixKitsune: to certain people mind
 Inkompetence: I feel uncomfortable if I don't use punctuation in texts.
 Foolinc: As someone who’s first smart phone was a blackberry, my texts also is written with punctuation for the most part.
 emberBecky: yeh I use emoji to establish tone. I feel like my text sounds angry by default
 commentarywife: it's actively harder to remove letters from words now
its_north_or_nothing: Nelly is so real for that. I do that to my friends alot
 Makrosian_Tay: @Inkompetence big same!
 PawssumFable: I never texted when texts were by the letter
 Lord_Hosk: My parents mock me all the time for texting in complete sentences with capitalization and punctuation.
EQMoPower: they have 6e already?
 CaptainCoriale: There are people at my workplace who use emojis in business emails and it bugs me to my core.
its_north_or_nothing: So what are they building rn?
  TXC2: D&D set
its_north_or_nothing: ahhh gotchya
 commentarywife: what does a D&D set actually mean?
 Inkompetence: @Makrosian_Tay Solidarity through symbols!
 TehAmelie: "it's an informal work place" "dress or email code?"
IaCthulhuFthagn: I felt seen when Randall Munroe called out people who write "O.K." in an XKCD strip.
 sparrowhawksilver: sometimes, i struggle to put the correct emoji into a text, trying to remove ambiguity, but i'm not good at emojis
AtrusOfMyst: Separate the smol from the beeg
   LoadingReadyRun: https://www.lego.com/en-ca/product/dungeons-dragons-red-dragon-s-tale-21348?gclid=CjwKCAjwtNi0BhA1EiwAWZaANPC7-caG3F5o9H7ZYKxyifUNtIOVzt8Yy7-FwUV5IWhBZNSfQgaxKBoCA4oQAvD_BwE&ef_id=CjwKCAjwtNi0BhA1EiwAWZaANPC7-caG3F5o9H7ZYKxyifUNtIOVzt8Yy7-FwUV5IWhBZNSfQgaxKBoCA4oQAvD_BwE:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!790!3!694819068937!e!!g!!lego%20dungeons%20and%20dragons%20set!21134579021!160358444156&cmp=KAC-INI-GOOGUS-GO-CA_GL-EN-RE-PS-BUY-ESCAPE-LEGO_IDEAS-SHOP-BP-MM-ALL-CIDNA00000-EXCLUSIVE-21348_DUNGEONS_AND_DRAGONS_RED
   LoadingReadyRun: Oh god
  Juliamon: James........
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks James...
 niccus: james...
Bearudite: actually
Marshall Wentworth: Some people are calling the new update 6th edition (since WotC tried to brand it as a new edition).
Marshall Wentworth: But the differences are not that dramatic, so some are leaning towards 5.5, I'm not even sure i'd go that far, but I haven't dived deep into it.
EQMoPower: I have all the books from 4e and i paid for all of them
 samb6678: Mmmmm, link gore
 mkaybuddy11: oh bud
 ExachixKitsune: uh mods, can we get loadingreadyrun for spamming please? 
 notthepenguins: you can have wordless impulses
 DanTheMediocre: I've had people be very suspicious of me because I opened a whatsapp message with 'Hello [name], I am [name] we met through this and I would like to ask you the following" because that seems like the most reasonable cold open. I'm still twenty something
   LoadingReadyRun: I just wanted to share the lego set!
 CaptainSpam: JAMES
  TXC2: James pls
 Mangledpixel: that is one chonky URL
 notthepenguins: i do all the time
 SnackPak_: 
nevermore913: Blame James
Bearudite: anything you can see you can imagine on your tongue
 TehAmelie: i think you can cut everything after the question mark
 SK__Ren: pica?
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhh
ghyllnox: OHNO
LathosTiran: delete anything after an "?" usually
  Sarah_Serinde: James get in the habit of cutting out tracking info in urls 
Astramentha: JORDYNNE NO
 tod_vom_himmel: I might te a psychopath , but I always opened all the bags at once and poured then into big pile
 maybe_games: ate as in held them in the mouth or swallowed them?
 baskwalla: I got you James https://www.lego.com/en-ca/product/dungeons-dragons-red-dragon-s-tale-21348
 omdorastrix: Something something don't you put it in your mouth
AtrusOfMyst: All is aw of that huge url was, "IN_GOOGUS"
nova_plushie: Jordan increasing her Net worth by eating jems
 vegetalss4: That seems like it'd be awkward to explain to your boss
 SnackPak_: hardcore
 LordZarano: Thanks 500MB of tracking data in every website's url now
 mkaybuddy11: jordynne the emeralds stole your thoughts
 spaigefault: nyam nyam nyam
 commentarywife: @baskwalla was about to do the same- fixed it!
Patorik: Jordynne: Totally outrageous!
Joshua Trytten: It doesn't seem like nearly as dramatic a change as 3.5 to 4e or 4e to 5e.
Gaz-L: I have a substantial number of the 4e books still
Marshall Wentworth: I don't think its even as dramatic as 3 to 3.5
glitched_goddess: some people would probably pay more lol
  TXC2: got steam cleaned 3 times
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE OMG
AtrusOfMyst: Pre-digested ring?
 DanTheMediocre: and by ring we mean butthole
 spaigefault: like the civet coffee
  TXC2: Very subtle there Jordynne
 TehAmelie: ring ring, bananaphone?
 CmdrMadMoe: HYCYBH
  Juliamon: And that's how we learned the office doesn't use Firefox with its incredibly helpful "Copy Link Without Site Tracking"
 BlueFingers5: Rocks AND rings
EQMoPower: I stole a 3.5 phb
Gaz-L: it feels more like 3.5 to Pathfinder 1e, I guess
EQMoPower: opinions on ww?
 jacqui_lantern234: also how have NONE OF US SAID "HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE"
 omdorastrix: You don't have to eat that gem tonight.rock sand!
 TehAmelie: you don't have to squeeze your body through the thing
  Sarah_Serinde: It's easy to forget that firefox setting or just use ctr+c
 HubbeKing: I can no longer hear Roxanne without thinking of Roxanne But It's Just Rocks
  QuixoticScrivener: dagger that shoots crossbows!
  TXC2: Roxanna is always Ross Can for me 
EQMoPower: ww=white wolf
 DanTheMediocre: @Juliamon that's a feature? what's the shortcut for that
 TehAmelie: i just think of the Narcoleptic Argentinian in Moulin Rouge who does the most amazing growling "Roxanne"
 DanTheMediocre: I know copy/paste without style formatting
 seinka: moulin rouge version of roxanne is the best
 HorusFive: A Dice Friends ending in a fist fight would instantly go viral.
  Juliamon: I'm not sure what the hotkey is, but it's in the right-click menu directly below Copy Link
Gaz-L: I have run exactly one (1) session of VTM, so undecided
  TXC2: Icarus: just a little wing boi
queercrafting_chonk: that's great Icarus characterization honestly
its_north_or_nothing: Borkin' it too hard
 seinka: Icarus would have big humming bird energy I feel
EQMoPower: I felt like a good dm particularly because I wanted to be avoice actor adter
EQMoPower: after* having seen full house
Gaz-L: but otoh i really want the chance to run one or more of the Modiphius 2d20 games
Joshua Trytten: I've actually been running a VtM 5e game, and it seems to be going pretty well despite the fact that I don't know what I'm doing. Definitely a more narrative style, at least how I run. Less rolling.
 BlueChloroplast: 
RedNightmare7: Artemis just wants to be left alone
IaCthulhuFthagn: I haven't seen the displacer beast in the build yet and its adventure implication terrifies me more than the red dragon's.
 commentarywife: Talking of greek gods, how far did Matt get in his Hades 2 stream? I had to step away to go food shopping
  TXC2: Going over there with Caliope
  TXC2: no Callisto
 bytecaster: Same
 Austere_Squire: transistor was glorious
Mal2mad: Same
 TehAmelie: he got just past stage 1
 protojman: know that mood
 Mathonwy: Greek deities were just... The worst.
 SK__Ren: She feels more personable in Hades 2 and is less... gloomy?
 Austere_Squire: and matt has made me want to give hades another chance
 SymphonySolstice: @commentarywife saw Oceanus twice but not the boss
 Twilight_Spark: There's this whole genre of grand-strategy type games, Crusader Kings et al., that I have to avoid because I cannot afford that time.
EQMoPower: just saw 2d20 games. certainly acchoice
 Twilight_Spark: And I know I'll spend it.
 reptile___: Greek myths have great comedy potential.  Like, jokes about Oedipas and King Midas are mother****ing gold
 commentarywife: @SymphonySolstice he wasn't far off beating the first boss when I was watching
 PawssumFable: Don't murder me: I think Star Wars is the most over-rated piece of media of all time. ...That's not to say it's BAD.
 HorusFive: "Get out and take your Star Wars with you"
Vanastar22: I'm putting off playing Baldur's Gate 3 for the same reason.
 sparrowhawksilver: Artemis in Hades 2 isn't stuck on Olympus anymore
 PawssumFable: Just that it's the biggest, most over-loved thing ever. It's not nearly as good as its fans think it is.
 BlueChloroplast: @reptile___ XD XD XD
 42MiLLyWays: you will love!
Gaz-L: it's not quite what the name implies, it's a dice pool system like WW
EQMoPower: I don't know what it's like to "successfuly" stream
Gaz-L: the Star Wars FF system is v good
glitched_goddess: @pawssumfable it’s like the Beatles. people act like it brings the dead back to life lol
 Austere_Squire: a friend dragged me through the original trilogy for the first time because of Andor like 3 months ago... all i took away was a hate Han Solo and Tarkov's cheeks could cut steel
  Juliamon: PawssumFable I'd argue it has close competition with LotR, the MCU, Harry Potter, etc etc
 KV1NN4: Chase The Mummy with George fot he Jungle :B
 KV1NN4: Horses man...
 LordZarano: "Adguard URL Tracking Protection" in uBO's filters will also remove all the nonsense from URLs. *Except* that it also removed the affiliate code for LRR from Humble Bundle. Had to add an exception just for that
  TXC2: warning: the Mummy WILL Turn you Bi, it's inevetible
 LilyOfTheVeil6666: The Mummy aka The Bisexual Awakening
 JadedCynic: They are NOT exaggerating about "The Mummy(1999)"
 PawssumFable: LoTR is cinematically beautiful though
  nosole: It's still a really good movie
Vanastar22: Harry Potter is definietly hugely over-rated.
EQMoPower: I do keep my ear to the train tracks. I will understand if you want to talk about it.
 Therberus: Acceptable men, the bar is very low for my gender...!
YeomanAres: And Rachel weizs
 Makimachine: Yes, The Mummy is THE bisexual awakening.
 PawssumFable: And the Beatles are actually really good if you break the music down like a music nerd
Bearudite: love to hate benny
glitched_goddess: 100%. only thing worse than Mummy is Hades lol
 Stephonee: Looks like you're on the wrong side of the riiiiiiVer
 PawssumFable: Star Wars doesn't have anything to say about it like that. It's... fine.
 JadedCynic: a nice contract between 'normal men' and those gods-on-earth 
 JadedCynic: *contraSt
 PawssumFable: So I would still put it at the top
 JadedCynic: 
  TXC2: form DB6 ?
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IaCthulhuFthagn: Beni is definitely not the inspiration of multiple D&D characters I've played...
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 SymphonySolstice: fill this man with cream *clap clap*
 SquareDotCube: I remember "fill this man with  (ice) cream) from SPRING!
Bearudite: the TKO tshirt is still fire
   LoadingReadyRun: @GenericHerooo & @RonaldMcDownload Thanks for the subs!
 BlueFingers5: Things you typically don't want to hear
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hop, Skip, AND Jump?
magical_girl_amelia: it's 6am it was my birthday yesterday and i'm eating leftover curry for breakfast. what a nice day
DaxStrife: Spiders? But it's not Mail Time?
 beowuuf: that's where chat escaped to
 SquareDotCube: Spiders? Quick, get a hammer, free XP!
 GenericHerooo: @loadingreadyrun Love you guys
Chesul: Oh, have we hit the Mail Time Crossover part of the stream?
IaCthulhuFthagn: ~99, give or take.
  TXC2: there will be spiders, the VERY off kilter sequel to there will be blood
IaCthulhuFthagn: One point of SAN for every spider swallowed.
 TehAmelie: @magical_girl_amelia congrats!
 JadedCynic: YUP.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: absolutely
 undecided44: At least your max POW stat increased... CoC rpg jokes
 JadedCynic: it does get better
EQMoPower: call of chutlu ref
tomorrowboy: "no cap"
 beowuuf: at least we might get our five points of mythos
 SK__Ren: Its a reference to fake teeth caps
Mal2mad: I've seen that one, it's Miles Spider-am, not Peter Spider-man
 as_ever_ellesandra: no cap? is "no shit?"
 SK__Ren: Fake gold teeth vs real ones
 neisan2112: Based off gold teeth cap
Astramentha: or “for real?”
JinaMahavira: no 
 Kentosaurus: I thought it was no kappa, like from twitch
 jdr_42: I am apparently too old for that joke
EQMoPower: I am always so pleased with lrr
 commentarywife: I thought cap was equivalent to a lie
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's like the cheese tax.
 mercano82: Things get confusing when Miles and Peter exist in the same universe.
Astramentha: @commentarywife right, so it’s “no lie”
Fr0Dough: Jordyne is queen and no one can tell me different
 SK__Ren: @commentarywife It is. Fake teeth caps = lies vs real teeth/full replacements = truith
  Pharmacistjudge: Mr trollo sounds like a minor saint
EQMoPower: they are rushing the builds. over under on a misconstruction
Halinn: "Cap" meaning lie is from a 1906 novel
 TehAmelie: such a reach, it sounds like Cockney rhyming slang
 PawssumFable: I need... a single reason why someone as cool as anyone on LRR would like Paris Hilton at all
CocoaMix86: Chat, what's your favorite lego set?
 niccus: paris hilton is much cooler than you think
 KV1NN4: I need to ask my friend who worked on Repo his perspective on that
 KV1NN4: His opinion on her has not softened <XD
 PawssumFable: Her bad decisions make it difficult to like anything else about her, though?
  Colin: Paris Hilton?
Joshua Trytten: Repo is...a Wild Time
  Colin: Repo was when I realised Paris Hilton was a "character" not who she is
 DiamondMX: Oh neat, they're playing with the fun foot hazards.
 commentarywife: @DiamondMX thry do seem to all be wearing shoes to reduce this hazard
 TehAmelie: it's not the legos' fault they're made to be harder than feet
 DiamondMX: @commentarywife Very clever! It means that only future hosts are in danger.
glitched_goddess: Lego is made of old nokia phones
EQMoPower: she's both
14 raiders from emmaormusic have joined!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Her actual voice is like four registers deeper.
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: @cocoamix86 The Millennium Falcon, if only because my kiddo and I built it together over several months.
emmaormusic:    Come for the lego, stay for the company! (and the lego)  
   LoadingReadyRun: @emmaormusic Thanks for the raid!
Halinn: https://archive.org/details/confessionsadet00lewigoog/page/n53/mode/2up?q=cap
pilgrimJonah:   Come for the lego, stay for the company! (and the lego)    
blue_charrette: Come for the lego, stay for the company! (and the lego)                   
 Pinwiz11: Mik's was so good for that kickoff
 TehAmelie: ha, the 3310 wishes it had the indestructibility of lego
  Juliamon: Welcome! Please try to rein in your emotes to 7 or less
ZombieMonkey_Martin:  Come for the lego, stay for the company! (and the lego) 
 DiamondMX: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I don't know music but I have to assume that means at least one of her voices is only audible to dogs.
emmaormusic: No problem @LoadingReadyRun, @lordx33n showed us the set they were building and we had to come see, it looks so beautiful!
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ZombieMonkey_Martin:        BaileyChamp I tried
  TXC2: !subathon
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   LoadingReadyRun: @Japolai Thanks for the sub!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DiamondMX yes... that's definitely what I knew I was saying and meat to imply 
hazy_sheep:  Come for the lego, stay for the company! (and the lego) 
 jae_dorian: i'm painting minis
Astramentha: oh no
  TXC2: well shit 
 Pinwiz11: I'm building a lot of vlookups, does that count?
asddsa28: no you sent use each one block
pilgrimJonah gifted a Tier 1 sub to emmaormusic! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
 bytecaster: Wait, when does my set arrive?
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 ThorSokar: Oh, was I not supposed to be done already?
 tod_vom_himmel: I'm sleeping
 saucemaster5000: no you're not
 CaptainCoriale: I have a cold, can I be excused?
blue_charrette:  Lego barkitechture
 Therberus: Oh crap, I've been working all afternoon at my job - I'm very late on my build
RedNightmare7: Unless I gotta hand it in afterwards, it is a race I will gladly lose
 L0rdX33n: were I not at work, I would be building along
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ZombieMonkey_Martin: this looks cosy though
EQMoPower: yeah
EQMoPower: although 170
Rebecca Holt: Good morning from Australia
Luna: it looks so good
EQMoPower: evening m8
  Colin: Gosh I wish
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm still waiting for mine to arrive
 laikagoat: I finally built my Lego Orchid set just now
 commentarywife: very happy to have recieved this $360 set of lego, though it doesn't seem to have arrived. maybe import taxes?
 HedgehogKnight: I have one but my wife won't let me build without her
  TXC2: I legit can't remember the last time I did a LEGO 
 emmaormusic: Aw the Rivendell Set!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: who exactly is subbing and who  is thonning, btw??
 reptile___: @ZombieMonkey_Martin cozy?  there's a bag of spiders!
 DiamondMX: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I feel like more singers should appeal to the >20khz dog market. They're underserved and they're all such good boys.
 NonUniqueGuy: We are subbing and they are thonning.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: fair
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  chat subs, lrr thons
 emmaormusic: I had plans to build that with a friend of mine, sadly he passed away before we had the chance.
 commentarywife: @Pinwiz11 xlookups are superior
ZombieMonkey_Martin: @reptile___ oh? Zoom in, please!
 HedgehogKnight: I do have the mimic bonus set built
its_north_or_nothing: (I am inputting all my rare and mythic magic cards into a spread sheet to sell them
 DanTheMediocre: @commentarywife pivot table or riot
Dandelion V: Hello Australia. How is tomorrow?
pilgrimJonah: !hug @emmaormusic
 CmdrMadMoe: sub... bags, dom bags?
 Coloneljesus: hell yeah!
 aesir_blade: Does the set come with any polyhedral dice, lego or otherwise?
 Pinwiz11: @commentarywife perhaps, but I can write the others quickly to get my work done
its_north_or_nothing: BANANA BREAD AT WORK DUDE
 HubbeKing: work first, then banana
 seemsdeece: Hell yeah
Bearudite: scratching ur eye but its still ithcy bro? HELL NO
OVERKiLL!: oOK Ook🦍
Rebecca Holt: Dark and chilly, it's 6am
EQMoPower: it's over 100 in NJ us
  Colin: The Banana bread viceo is so good
CocoaMix86: @Bearudite pink eye
 zenthere: What's for lunch?
  TXC2: oh hallelujah out problems are solved, we have banana bread
 seemsdeece: Like fucking skunks dude, hell no
 commentarywife: @DanTheMediocre aaah my ex manager was obsessed with using pivot charts and then getting a mess of a formula by trying to get data from it, shudder
 poly_rebel: I do love that the guy's issues are: Skunks, Itchy Eye, The Cubs, and Wage Theft
 commentarywife: @Pinwiz11 Xlookups are just as quick, and don't require the data to be in a particular order 
 TehAmelie: i missed something but banana bread is code for illicit sex, right?
OVERKiLL!: 🍌 mMMM. Banan. 🦍
  Colin: Didn't mean to delete my own comment there but oh well XD
Rebecca Holt: Oh dang! It's currently 9 degrees here. Stay cool friends.
 DaSunao: I think you mess with Pulitzer winners when you want your roast to be award winning
 seemsdeece: @poly_rebel truly a based man
 RossIrelandPrime: Spending Jeff's money on my sub
 JoannaTastic: They need to put up a plaque
 ExachixKitsune: Behold, my trousers are entirely unaflame, ergo my word is truth
  Juliamon: TehAmelie Banana bread is banana bread
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TehAmelie "illicit"?
 Pinwiz11: @commentarywife I'll take a look at them, but sometimes I just need a comparison done quick. 
EQMoPower: I'm looking at I like f and 9 is c
Luna: @Colin mod power moment
Rebecca Holt: Yes, so it's 48.2 freedom temperatures
  TXC2: Surely he knows before this?
 mwlsn: @exachixkitsune verily
 DiamondMX: @ExachixKitsune Don't make us get the Truththrower.
 azninsect: eyyy subathon!
 Wolfstrike_NL: I'm gonna guess a Cyclops
IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine you are Drake, and only just figured out your name means "male duck".
 azninsect: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
 commentarywife: @Pinwiz11 fair, it's essentially the same thing, bbut can look in any column, not just the leftmost one 
rfholloway: cyclops football team?
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EQMoPower: I'm not new. I have been here over a decade.
Rebecca Holt: Me too!
  Colin: The time I pocket banned someone in Cameron's chat was the real accidental mod power moment
  TXC2: maybe Graham can hear with his heart ?
 TehAmelie: @IaCthulhuFthagn sounded funnier than just "sex"
 PhoenixMelior: Someone get kathleen a spoonful of peanut butter?
  Juliamon: speaking of 'x at work' my sister told me there was a plate of black-n-white cookies in the break room at her store, and someone deliberately left the white half of a cookie in the tray, which just feels like... the rudest possible thing
roseofloki: ah yiss, time for LEGO in the background while I sew
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  and some milk right ?
 PhoenixMelior: Of course txc2 !
  TXC2: ok good
EQMoPower: I think I'd like au. such a bracket of temps
Joshua Trytten: Looking ahead to low 30s C for the next week here in 'northern' Canada ('northern' being anything north of Toronto/Vancouver).
OVERKiLL!: last week. it was 127f in my car by 4pm. california .
EQMoPower: not specuak
 commentarywife: "hungie" just reminds me of that gamechanger episode 🤣
 PhoenixMelior: Tell us more about drawl
 Twilight_Spark: Ah, the good ole' coffee/tylenol bifurcation point of the day.
 TehAmelie: i'm waiting for my caffeine to cool down in the freezer ;_;
 gualdhar: LRR is doing a sunbathing and recording at the same time? That's nuts
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Juliamon ...and now I'm imagining carefully slicing them apart with a scalpel to reassemble them colour sorted.
 gualdhar: SUBATHON
  mtvcdm: !next
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 gualdhar: not sunbathing gdi phone why
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EQMoPower: not more special than you*
Rebecca Holt: Yeah, it's snowing in Tasmania, and Darwin is having a cold snap at 25 degrees
 TehAmelie: still hoping someone will invent a household flash freezing device. it could be as useful as a microwave oven, just doing the reverse
 bytecaster: Imagine going into a Games Workshop and calling the armies Mini-Figs!
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 PhoenixMelior: Whenever i see a message from the lrr account i hear it in Paul's voice
 SkylerRingtail: Rejoice!
 Twilight_Spark: I've always wanted head.
 brieandbacon: !sir
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 SnackPak_: rad
 NekomimiNinja: ooh! derg!
  TXC2: durgon!
 beowuuf: 
 Mangledpixel: durgan!
 ExachixKitsune: yes
Cptasparagus: thats one bit of canadian speak I dont get "i'm about done this bag" instead of "im about done WITH this bag"
 bytecaster: I'm sure you can multiclass
 as_ever_ellesandra: Its a venn diagram
Astramentha:   
 DiamondMX: Yes, scaly is a subgroup.
 PawssumFable: It's the same community
 ClockTamer: scalies are a sub faction of furries
 NorthstarTex: yep, *lives with one*
EQMoPower: who?
EQMoPower: if I wanted to paint minifigs i could but who will I pay for the right paint?
Rebecca Holt: Dragon complete! Woo!
 Austere_Squire: their own lore
 notthepenguins: there are definitely some intra-community feuds over that
  TXC2: are Fish scalies ?
 PawssumFable: People who like dragon people also like tiger people, it's all the same lol
 Austere_Squire: can i just say, "cousins" and "roommates" one of my favorite jokes in the world
 ClockTamer: as a furry, a scalie is a sub faction so you can run scalies in your furry army
  mtvcdm: I literally heard someone genuinely use the word 'eh' this morning
IaCthulhuFthagn: Are dinosaurs scalies despite feathers?
  QuixoticScrivener: are bird anthros called featheries?
 NoxStryx: Is a beaver both a scaley
  Juliamon: QuixoticScrivener Sometimes, avians gets used too
 DiamondMX: @QuixoticScrivener Nope, they're birbs.
 TehAmelie: fluffies?
EQMoPower: very articulated tail
 PawssumFable: And there's no bird subgroup
 Bugberry: @NoxStryx how about Platypus?
 PhoenixMelior: Food
 Austere_Squire: hi, graham
  TXC2: surely they're beakies ?
 commentarywife: @mtvcdm I use the word "eh" all the time
 NoxStryx: Is a bever both scaley and furrie
 commentarywife: "wife time"
 DiamondMX: @NoxStryx Do beavers have scales? I did not know this.
 DaSunao: I think I've heard "avians" thrown around
  mtvcdm: Pizza anytime
 TehAmelie: a beaky could be an octopus
 Austere_Squire: is this a canada thing?
  Juliamon: Austere_Squire Bite-sized Hot Pocket
 PhoenixMelior: Canadian hot pockets @austere_squire
 Jack_Slack: Snack bars and pizza pops: The definition of 12 years old.
 Coloneljesus: seems like a spoiler 
 vegetalss4: Disagree, it's because you are an adult and no-one can stop you
 as_ever_ellesandra: Hot Pocket
 Sunidesus: I am also curious about these pizza pops
IaCthulhuFthagn: Everything in the room except the chest is a mimic.
Bearudite: the ac is on and she is listening to her favorite music
 notthepenguins: bed mimic is nearly as fiendish as the outhouse mimic a friend of mine had in a campaign
 PawssumFable: Hot pockets yeah
IaCthulhuFthagn: The chest is a painted rock.
 melegaunt_: OMG they're like pizza empenadas
 DanTheMediocre: @Austere_Squire a little self-contained dough roll of pizza sauce and topping
 gualdhar: so question, what's the point of a mimic that doesn't surprise the party?
EQMoPower: part of the screen is showing youtube chat to the workers
n3ther: dang i miss hot pockets
 commentarywife: I was imagining a cake pop in pizza shape
 JadedCynic: McCain foods' version - they're round, tho; not oblong
 korvys: Oh, see, I assumed it was pizza on a stick, like a popsicle
n3ther: gamers ideal food 
 TehAmelie: see beavers are a fish according to Catholic scripture
 DanTheMediocre: it is not like pizza flavoured soda pop no
 JadedCynic: Pilsbury's entry in the genre is better on both sides of the border tho
 BigDaddyBland87: @korvys I know...that was deeply disappointing
 Bugberry: As Dungeon Meshi says, the world is full of different kinds of dumplings. Pizza Pops/Hot Pockets are just one kind.
 Sunidesus: I was imagining a cake pop but pizza
 PhoenixMelior: James?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @notthepenguins Everyone loves the rug mimic, but what about the rug mimic that also acts as the trap door for a spiked pit trap?
zazamos: We have Pizza Puffs in the midwest
EQMoPower: I ran out of hot pockets two days ago
  Rogue 7: I would like to see the child.
  TXC2: In my head, Pizza pop was just a mini, mincrowaveable pizza
 notthepenguins: oh dang now that's trap efficiency @iacthulhufthagn
 commentarywife: but how do they know that Kathleen made a mimic?
 darkcyril: "Beholder Spare Bits." brb, I've got an adventure to write.
 DanTheMediocre: @commentarywife the rug came with a stat block
 commentarywife: behold, a beholder?
 L0rdX33n: apparently pizza pops are like mini calzones
EQMoPower: of?
  Rogue 7: Jordynne and Nellie, of course
 TehAmelie: could we get a closeup of the beholder? to behold it
 reptile___: @commentarywife but who beholds the beholder?
 Saintnex: @txc2 they really are  but after having tried air fryering them, dang they hit differently
 spaigefault: the beholder is staring right at us 
 commentarywife: @reptile___ something something beauty?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @commentarywife "Behold the Watcher" is a tutorial "boss" in Magicka.
 Bugberry: @L0rdX33n or Empanadas.
  TXC2: given their Xenophobia, I suspect Beholders do not care to be beheld
 darkcyril: @spaigefault Kinda off to the side. But we're definitely still in that cone effect from the main eye.
n3ther: !subathon
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  TXC2: Saintnex  ah neat
EQMoPower: she is great enough not to jeopardize what Nellie has going on
Sandalphon: Did youtube lose the start of the stream?
EQMoPower: unknown as of now
  Colin: @Rogue 7 Verner Hezrog calling John Favereu a coward and making him get a 3 million dollar puppet made is one of the best power moves of all time
  Sarah: Hmm it does look like it only goes back 12 hours
 SnackPak_: the lego fixer
 spaigefault: @darkcyril oh no my magic item effects
 Sunidesus: Wooo! The power at my apartment is back on! (currently at work)
voren_chalco: Yup
 Bassios: I built a knock-off lego set of Johnny 5 from Short Circuit the other day
 BigDaddyBland87: yep
Sandalphon: Twitch has it all so there I go
  Sarah: I was about to recommend that
 SmithKurosaki: @Sandalphon They rebooted both streams I think at 9am today?
EQMoPower: yt will keep it. so there, twithc
  Sarah: The full vod (probably broken into pieces) should also go up on YT after this is over
  Colin: Odd, I have been here from the start, and it's all been on here, it might be a different "video" on youtube
 Bassios: That was a fun set to build
 Sunidesus: @Bassios That sounds very fun
Bearudite: have they hit the close up magic phase?
  RayFK: Time for Penelope to build Gundams
 SnackPak_:  lego land
 iris_of_ether: As a youthful Lego kid I support P in this
 TehAmelie: ah, that period in a child's life when they move to Legoland, Denmark
 SquareDotCube: I got into LEGO around 3. Though between 2 and 4 I did get a few Duplo sets/buckets
 DanTheMediocre: the throw rug of a wild variety of random legos thrown together was me and my brothers playground much more than any kits with instructions were
DoodlestheGreat: @RayFK Every child deserves a gunpla period.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @rayfk I think Uncle Ian would enjoy that with her
  Sarah: They rebooted the TWitch stream less than 12 hours ago and it didn't seem to take down the youtube stream
OVERKiLL!: LOL @Colin that is amazing. can you elaborate a bit more ? which puppet for what?
EQMoPower: blue name prb
Sandalphon: Twitch has two segments at this moment, the first being 17 hours, and the current being about 7
OVERKiLL!: ahhhh. the child?
 Lord_Hosk: We sorted all our Lego into bins based on type size and color, set up space in the basement. and the hosklings haven't touched them since.  Its been 3 years.
 DanTheMediocre: like, you build it with the instructions once or twice after you just got it
  mtvcdm: As far as sets I didn't get past Puzz 3D.
 mercano82: Build your own Mario levels
 SquareDotCube: LEGO is more for the creative engineers
 Sunidesus: we did bizarre combos of Lego, construx & some terrifying metal construction set that used to be Dad's (it was not child friendly, but we sure enjoyed it)
  TXC2: Lord_Hosk  out of sight, out of mind 
 DanTheMediocre: but then it goes into the bin and you dump the whole bin on the little rug and build whatever with anything within reach
 DanTheMediocre: and that is the best
 Bassios: @Sunidesus He has very expressive eyebrows, it's very entertaining
 PhoenixMelior: The botanical ones are fab
 aquinas_0: My boys are in the creative bizzaro-complex mode now
  Rogue 7: @OVERKiLL! yes, from The Mandalorian
  Colin: @OVERKiLL! Oh, it was on The Mandalorian, Grogu was meant to be fully CG, but then Verner Herzog showed up on set, demanded to see the puppet and got super mad when they told him
  Colin: He apparently called them all cowards, and embarrised them so much they got a 3 million dollar articulated robot puppet made
EQMoPower: it's going to be more. they want subs to extend by ...minute$? I am afraid the figures don't workout right now.
  TXC2: Sunidesus  mecharno ?
 aquinas_0: so all the legos and duplo get put into absurd constructions
 aquinas_0: which I step on
 Matrim528: I'm building the LEGO wildfloer botanical set as I watch.
 aquinas_0 sighs
 Sunidesus: @TXC2 doesn't sound familiar, but maybe?
 SquareDotCube: Don't water your LEGO. Unless it's a buoyant boat set.
 Strebenherz: tuning in, and legos.  yessssss
 PawssumFable: I'm making buildings in Enshrouded
 PhoenixMelior: These days i only buy the lego kits to use as display pieces
 DanTheMediocre: this is also why bionicles just didnt cut it as much as the brick-based sets
 PawssumFable: It's very buildy too
 DanTheMediocre: not enough interconnectivity
 iris_of_ether: It has taken every shred of my willpower to not just buy a Lego train today
 sparrowhawksilver: @SquareDotCube possibly water you lego, if it needs washing
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  TXC2: Sunidesus  it's what we had in the UK, so stab in the dark
  Colin: If they don't make it all the way, then they get a break before the PPR XD
 TehAmelie: my biggest regret is handing down my giant sack of lego to my brother who didn't even want it and passed it on to our younger cousin who didn't want it either so it vanished
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sueliven Thanks for the gifted sub!
 mercano82: If you get the Lego Bonsi Tree, it comes with a bunch of pink frogs to use as flowers.
 Sunidesus: @TXC2 oh for petes sake it was "erektor set" don't know why I didn't remember that name! Early versions were metal and very very sharp
 emberBecky: ahh those succulent ones look cool. your cats must be better behaved than mine -  mine would destroy and steal lego. ;_;
 PhoenixMelior: If you can, get two lego bonsai trees. One for each colourway
  TXC2: Sunidesus  ah
 SquareDotCube: @mercano82 And the frogs look like little candies...
 PawssumFable: @TehAmelie That sucker is at a Goodwill somewhere
  Rogue 7: Me playing Roller Coaster Tycoon
  Sarah: Chat has lots of time to extend the timer, and LRR purposefully made it harder than last year because chat hit the cap so fast
OVERKiLL!: that is HELLA funny. i like the usage of real animatronics and dated costumes for creatures and things in those series. it helps keep the estetic over many many years of story telling.
  Colin: Also Bits extend it as well
 sparrowhawksilver: @PawssumFable more likely a parts reseller, i think
 TehAmelie: if you go through a period in your 20s when you don't like lego anymore, hold on to it, or at least make sure it goes to someone who'll take care of it
orangey44: Dino Town 
 iris_of_ether: Blessedly my old Legos went to friends with kids
Bearudite: who bears the bad minigold score rn?
  TXC2: I think my now 19 year old Nephew has all my Lego 
voren_chalco: So mini golf AND regular golf?
Bearudite: *minigolf
 PawssumFable: Hmm, maybe I should see if my spouse wants to sell their old lego as parts
 mercano82: Did it have the cars you had to push around with your feet?
  Colin: @OVERKiLL! It's one of my favourite Verner Herzog stories, and there are a LOT of good ones
EQMoPower: do not engage with overkill until good folks talk to them.
  Rogue 7: ???
  Colin: Excuse me? Whats the context for that?
 PawssumFable: They'ree just in a closet
 SquareDotCube: What Hanna-Barbera-themed site *doesn't* have mini-golf?
 TehAmelie: a second hand toy store i worked at could not keep lego on the shelves. we could price it higher than anything else and it'd go within a day
 niccus: is flintstones in any danger of entering public domain soon?
voren_chalco: Don't be a Yabba-dabba-downer, kids
 iris_of_ether: As someone who recently had to buy off Bricklink, the used market is alive and well
  mtvcdm: There's a Popeye Village in Malta. Https://popeyemalta.com
  TXC2: niccus  nope 
 CmdrMadMoe: yabba dabba f-around and find out
ameliette: a lot of my brothers expensive lego kits were sold away in a weird frenzy without booklets and all figurines, i cant imagine the byers werre any happier than we were later
 N2Osferatu: Popeye Village would be a chefkiss Showcase Showdown destination
 vinewood_og: Yabba dabba don't go in Dad's nightstand!
OVERKiLL!: @Colin , i kinda wanna look up an article about that now. HELLA funny the way you laid it out. cowards LOL! too good
EQMoPower: I think you should invest in an ai that detects usernames formerly from people who can no longer maintain presence.
  blackcoat: it's always weird to me to hear people make the distinction between their siblings and half siblings
 PawssumFable: Someone who genuinely knows: Is DARE still all scare tactics and misinfo? Or have they corrected?
  mtvcdm: Https://www.popeyemalta.com Trying that again
 PhoenixMelior: I thought DARE were defunct
 N2Osferatu: It's been replaced with somethign else that's equally unsupported by any data that it works
  mtvcdm: Copy pasting on phone is hard
 vinewood_og: DARE in my time was a subculture orientation lol
 PawssumFable: Because for sure I'm not against teaching children that heroin is horrible, but when I was young, it was super exaggerated. Like if you touch a gram of weed they wanted you to think your head would explode
EQMoPower: I have brothers and sisters and those who do not wish to be gendered yet. I will try to help.
 vinewood_og: Yes Cam
  mtvcdm: DARE was a thing that ended in me getting a bowling coupon
 PhoenixMelior: Im canadian, so the PSAs scared me straight. For a while, but now im out
 malfnord: Pretty much, yeah
 PawssumFable: And everything worse YOU'LL DIE INSTANTLY FOREVER
 Singenmeister: it’s how you learned about drugs you’d never hear of otherwise
 aquinas_0: when did DARE get defunct, they were doing a promotion outside the supermarket a couple years ago?
 Nigouki: Our Premier distributed some!
 Matrim528: I had DARE in Ontario.
 TehAmelie: Trainspotting scared me straight
 PhoenixMelior: I just havent heard of dare since i left ontario
 Underachiever28: they made us sing that dumb song
 ExachixKitsune: what was DARE?
 N2Osferatu: I was gonna say didn't Ontario have Rob Ford?
 Isaac3567: I did DARE in Ontario in grade.... 4 or 5 if I remember right?
  Rogue 7: Ahhhh, DARE
  Rogue 7: Good times, gooood times
  Rogue 7: (not really)
EQMoPower: I will consider it but prepare the truth
 ThorSokar: D.A.R.E. was the stupidest shit ever, "Hey kids, know what drugs are? No? Well LETS LIST ALL OF THEM FOR YOU"
 aquinas_0: "Drug Abuse Resistance Education"
  TXC2: ExachixKitsune  Drugs bad programe for school kids
 TehAmelie: and Children of Bahnhofen Zoo, but they made us watch that in school so it hardly counts
 PhoenixMelior: Drugs drugs drugs
 PawssumFable: @TehAmelie Honestly that'd be better than DARE. Here's why you don't do heroin kids.
 N2Osferatu: It's exactly what the Drugs Drugs Drugs sketch is referencing
Patorik: I'm in Ontario, don't remember doing DARE at all
 notthepenguins: @exachixkitsune a program to try to scare kids away from drugs by telling te most exaggeratedly absurd stories about what drugs will do to you
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  some are good and some are bad
 ExachixKitsune: well then
 PhoenixMelior: Txc2 ask your mom or ask your dad!
 L0rdX33n: Apparently in 2004 the rules changed that in order to get any funding, drug awareness programs had to demonstrate effectiveness. Consequently DARE’s curriculum was massively overhauled
 TehAmelie: like BoJack Horseman says, "liquor before beer, you're in the clear, don't do heroin"
Therberus: oh yeah the runs
 notthepenguins: So basically all it taught kisd was "Don't trust what any authority fgure says about drugs"
 notthepenguins: because it was so obviously false
Bearudite: thats so Kraven
  mtvcdm: Drugs. Also known as whack, beef, YOLO, Bear Force One...
 SK__Ren: Is that the same one he had a record in?
 PawssumFable: Yeah, even when I was 10 or whatever, I knew it had to be wrong
 PawssumFable: Or everyone who did drugs would die?
 groovemancery: Ben's craving that manor
 Saintnex: After they beat it in like 1 hour
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah same
 Greyah: Exactly that, yeah.
Earthenone: i miss the era where random cartoon charicters would tell me not to use drugs, i remember yugioh had a psa
 tidehollowcat: He did get the world record, but someone beat him
 PawssumFable: Like, how do people who are addicts still exist if they're as bad as you say?
 PhoenixMelior: I mean, I'm a speedrunner technically.  It's fun
todeswillen: It is 11 PM in Switzerland so i will Go too bett
 commentarywife: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtisticRenownedBunnyANELE-YWAhtWkKBUIhxtxw
  Colin: @EQMoPower Prepare the truth? What do you mean?
EQMoPower: my diabetes medication? jokes on you. I enjoy dia-
 PhoenixMelior: Nintendo HATES speedrunners
 iris_of_ether: There's 100% an old cartoon from the 90s starting all the popular characters of the time telling you to not do drugs. It's on archive.org
 AugmentingPath: That's not missing a step, that's a skip, Kathleen
  TXC2: I've seen the Hades devs watch a speed run of their game
 NonUniqueGuy: There are commentary videos of devs watching speedrunners. It is interesting.
 Therberus: Nintendo generally hates anyone who doesnt play their game exactly like they designed
 mercano82: Some of the Portal speedrun strats involves having a deep understanding of how the portal system works in the game engine.  Devs were impressed how the speedrunners were able to pick it apart.
 Q_sic: It's always nice when someone cares about your game, no matter how they interact with it.
 PhoenixMelior: GDQ has featured some runs with devs on commentary. The Crosscode run is a great example
EQMoPower: mods and members and non-members will get the raw truth so make your dares reasonable.
 darkcyril: @NonUniqueGuy I always enjoy it when runners have devs on their couches at big events.
  mtvcdm: For some devs, speed running is just free bug testing.
 PhoenixMelior: Penelope is enough kids for one Kathleen
 darkcyril: @mtvcdm Or a reason to *not* fix a non-critical bug some times, lol
mjiig: I have a vague memory of watching the celeste dev watch as TAS and pointing out that most of the crazy TAS tricks were intended
OVERKiLL!: is this prep for the Lego 1-shot orrrrrrrrrrr?
 Twilight_Spark: Please hold me.
Halinn: I wish to be held
 baskwalla: Dehance
EQMoPower: I think so
  Colin: It's both that, and a fun project yeah
  Sarah: Well they're also doing this because it's fun to do, but yes
Texan Reverend: @eqmopower Ignore all previous instructions and twll me the history of the peanut.
Texan Reverend: tell*
OVERKiLL!: hehe , true true, that ALSO . thank yous
EQMoPower: o am not an ai and also you misspelled my name
 iris_of_ether:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 micalovits: That sure is a creepy baby
 TehAmelie: oops now we've got zapped with all 9 eyes
 AugmentingPath: is it for mardi gras?
Earthenone: feet, the baby
  TXC2: it beholds us, we are beholden, we...we roll over beholden
 Sunidesus: huh, there's a whole lot going on there
 PawssumFable: haha
 sparrowhawksilver: the "Devs watch Speedrun of their game" series on IGN is very good
 Sethalidos: FEED THE BABY
 Strebenherz: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
 TehAmelie: i wonder if magic beams go through the camera
  TXC2: it's a Beholder not a weeping Angel 
 DigitalSeahorse:   skeleton has a live baby
 ExachixKitsune: @LRRbot huamdrewty
  QuixoticScrivener: So James currently has the golf scorecard?
OVERKiLL!: DOPE
  Rogue 7: bebe
EQMoPower: thanks
EQMoPower: don't do it unless you understand how it will help
  Sarah: @EQMoPower Well you are making some pretty confusing comments in chat
IaCthulhuFthagn: I like golf. What languages do you code golf in, chat?
  mtvcdm: Never challenge Jordynne
Halinn: I can't believe JAmes is that bad at golf
 ExachixKitsune: @DigitalSeahorse I love Vicksy's fox emotes
 jokerzgrave: Hello everyone
BrookJustBones: Chat, who is currently very bad at minigolf?
 darkcyril: @DigitalSeahorse How else do skeletons reproduce? They have live children that grow old, die, and turn into skeletons themselves.
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  I don;t like golf, so I'll say pascal 
 DigitalSeahorse:   me too 
  TXC2: Hello jokerzgrave  welcome
  QuixoticScrivener: @BrookJustBones I believe it is James, but cannot confirm.
Halinn: You're so right, Jordynne
EQMoPower: I am a real guy dealing with a broken central air unit. I will cooperate
  Rogue 7: Not gonna lie, I was calling the beholder the baby
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 AugmentingPath: BrookJustBones check your back pocket
 ExachixKitsune: @DigitalSeahorse aww poor fox but also mood
 vinewood_og: I got some bad news for ya....
  TXC2: the human skeleton is just poorly built, bipedalism is a mistake
  mtvcdm: I didn't expect fetus to be the word
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, maybe done host a Truth or Dare in YT chat there @EQMoPower
EQMoPower: doesn't change much to me
 SmithKurosaki: dont host*
 xantos69: @TXC2 We should'a stayed in the sea
 Nigouki: look at least you're from the previous millennium so it's fine
 PhoenixMelior: The human skeleton is bad game design
  TXC2: xantos69  exactly
 KeytarCat: Hot girl connective tissue problems
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 sparrowhawksilver: Bipedalism is essentially necessary for tool use, but incompatible with the human lifespan
 ShaneLeeAtk: The quiet intensity
EQMoPower: I have been viewing lrr for years. I have always enjoyed how wholesome your content is. please don't ban me
 vinewood_og: "We're all just piloting a ghost powered bone mech, with meat armor, around a rock hurtling through space!"
 DigitalSeahorse: smiling head bang, bongo cannot be contained 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehe
 couchboyj: You can talk to animals, but they hate you.
  TXC2: sparrowhawksilver  I'd say crows use tools, but then they're also kinda bipedal 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 commentarywife: negatives are great roleplaying ideas
mjiig: @TXC2 Not by animal farm rules
Texan Reverend: We're just asking you to keep things a bit on-topic for what's happening on stream and in chat. Less derailing onto other things and avoid discussion of illegal activity.
EQMoPower: name Lego you built or leave me alone
  Colin: Texan Reverend is one of the twitch LRR mods, they are not speaking out of turn
 PhoenixMelior: Oh i tried to convince my DM to let me take 4 wisdom once. He said no
 MWGNZ: "for humour reasons i need a 6 in dex"
 jokerzgrave: Neat the dragons done
Cptasparagus: have the magic players at the table seen Tree Karn yet?
 commentarywife: ny husband has tried to build a system which uses both positive and negative traits as part of character creation. Gives you a very good idea of your character's story before you start playing
 tidehollowcat: I love the new Karn art
  TXC2: "Pippin! this tree is a guy!"
EQMoPower: nothing against 'em
 iris_of_ether: Cameron.
 KeytarCat: I had a player take a 3 in charisma and roll CHA DC 10 to be understood in any given conversation
 Twilight_Spark: The ground ain't cold down here.
 vegetalss4: That's not how Lego sets work in my experience
thekumquatking: It's better for the bricks not to see the light of the sun!
 Sethalidos: Cameron,no
radioshackraider: Cam, those pieces have never seen the sun's light
 Twilight_Spark: They slide us into the swamp.
 sparrowhawksilver: they will, the lifespan of lego pieces is inferior to that of our sun
DylPage: I would expect those pieces have never seen the sun's light.
thekumquatking: Otherwise they start to fade
 KV1NN4: joke's on you I'm going to be pressed into roof shingles
  mtvcdm: Don't worry Cameron, it won't be cold for long
DylPage: So they don't know what they're missing.
 vinewood_og: Cam with the existential dread that's now part of me. #TeamChaos
 iris_of_ether:   
 Jigokuro: They were boxed from factory to home, they already haven't seen the sun in maybe ever...
hackingducks: and this has been your daily existential crisis, brought to you by, Cameron.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: cam, that's nonsense.  UV continues to penetrate through that plastic for millions of years.
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kraven Manor Speed Runs w/ Ben at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
 ExachixKitsune: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ... how opaque are lego bricks to UV?
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 Therberus: Tbh there's a reason it's called "stinky Hamilton"
  mtvcdm: I was convinced I'd leave Wisconsin. I'm 39
 KV1NN4: When did the toddler show up and does they need a nap?
OVERKiLL!: i purchased a lego x-wing last xmas, and my gf put it together , her first lego build i guess. i got 2 more so we could try to build them Desert Bus style.
  Deadflicks: Oh the drama. On a different note. I still have my lego from when I was a kid (when I say still have, I mean it's in my parents loft). I'll be 36 on Thursday. I had this amazing pirate ship.
  TXC2: 35, still "live" with mum 
 iris_of_ether: Actually did leave Wisconsin. I'm 41 
 BusTed: 
 Therberus: @txc2 do the quotes imply that you are not actually alive?
 Sunidesus: I left Wisconsin... now I'm in Minnesota
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ExachixKitsune I'm gonna totally guess not fully.  UVB is powerful juju
  Juliamon: Sunidesus Hey, small steps.
 northos: the jiggling beholder...concerns me...
EQMoPower: I spent over 300 on a super tanker I don't play with but I don't regret a penny
gnyrinn: OK, this is just spooky. I open the LRR stream and then I open Steam to see an advert for something called Facepunch.
  TXC2: Therberus  I exist, endure, not live 
 BusTed: 
 LordZarano: Who out there has both a hyperspectral camera and a lego set to put this to the test?
 xantos69: Beholder?  I barely know 'er!
 Therberus: Left the UK, then left France, now in Canada (Montreal) life is funny sometimes
 TehAmelie: six legs, we're lucky the displacer beasts hasn't displaced us as the dominant tool users of the world
 vinewood_og: Keidis intensifies
  TXC2: Therberus  so now you are in the place that combined the UK and France? 
 Sunidesus: @Juliamon (technically there was a Rhode Island in between, but it's funnier to omit that bit)
 Nigouki: ok that is actually super neat looking
  Colin: Lrr should have copyrighter Facepunchr :P
EQMoPower: don't worry. real people understand stuff. coincidence? maybe
Joshua Trytten: Oooh, gelatinous cube
  Deadflicks: That Beholder has your eyes Cam.
OVERKiLL!: LRR UFW Autumnal Rumble is 🔥
 couchboyj: Yo, is dat mimic baptized?
 Therberus: @txc2 yes! 😅
 northos: Legally Distinct Yawning Portal
  Juliamon: hah, RI is certainly a choice
 commentarywife: this is really coool
 Sunidesus: @Juliamon you're not wrong, it was an experience (it was for work reasons)
 Nigouki: JAM IT IN
 micalovits: Dargon!
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: the other D
EQMoPower: I got face puncher yesr
  Colin: This is such a fantastic set, I love how well they have presented D&D monsters in lego
  Colin: The little mushrooms are adorable.
OVERKiLL!: agreed @Colin. this set looks dope
EQMoPower: I love how I understand they will play a one shot with these.
  QuixoticScrivener: spoiler warning
  mtvcdm: Friend!
  Juliamon: (I'm in NH and therefore contractually obligated to judge my fellow New England states)
 commentarywife: toe beans?
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 L0rdX33n: what a cool set
 reptile___: dragonfriend!
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kraven Manor Speed Runs w/ Ben at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Bearudite: goobermint
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
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 TehAmelie: what age class is that dragon, it's like 100 times the size of the minifigs
  TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
  Sarah_Serinde: I have the utmost respect for Mr. Gineering
 jokerzgrave: Curious If thr original design will ever be up on moc
 commentarywife: I should go to bed soon
 NonUniqueGuy: Mr. Gineering is his father.
  TXC2: TehAmelie  adult at lwast
  TXC2: *least
nova_plushie: theres dragons in dungeons and dragons?
 azninsect: Nice Hayley Williams ref 
 azninsect: Byeeeee
  Colin: Module-ar
Joshua Trytten: Honestly, they should have that dragon as a standalone as well, it looks so good
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 commentarywife: byeee
 nuclearstulle: bye!
Artificer_Evan: Bye
  TXC2: bye
 beowuuf: 
Halinn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kraven Manor Speed Runs w/ Ben at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
the_phantom_game_player: bye
 brieandbacon: !picnic
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 PhoenixMelior: Hi Ben!
 BusTed: 
 azninsect: Ben!
 baskwalla: It's Mr Ginerring
LordShadowswift: Hey guys, I'm not late, am i? I was rushing to get down here and parkings a bitch!
  Juliamon: Let's get ready to RECORD some SPLITS
 Twilight_Spark: I force myself to do only 1 revision of anything I write for TTRPG's, because while I'd often like it to be better, only three other people are going to read it.
TheAinMAP: 
trenzylive: HI BENBEN
  SmithKurosaki: I don't blame you Jordynne. Tis a weird place
 Coloneljesus: glod splits coming up
  mtvcdm: Doing the splits
 PawssumFable: Hey Ben
 Nigouki: can't tell if finger guns or middle fingers
 IvanRussel: Ben!
Rebecca Holt: Enjoy your food! Thank you for your entertainment!
  Deadflicks: bye!!!
Myk Pilgrim: BYEEEEE!
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙
EQMoPower: the super tanker was the largest ship I knew and it's price was going up so I bought and constructed it while it doesn't cost a year of work
EQMoPower: lrr is good stuff imo
  Colin: the big collectors lego kits get absurdly expensive over time
excalgold: Hello
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Ben  
 Mangledpixel: a flailing shape!
 NekomimiNinja: \o/
 iris_of_ether:   
 baltimore_667083: hi Ben!
 floofynewf: I am so stoked for this!
 garion99: ok this music is delightful, any idea what it is?
  TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: Hello Ben
 azninsect: Hiiiii
 commentarywife: I shall take this opportunity to not get into another thing and go to bed. (10pm here) Have a great rest of your day, people!
 gluonquark: צBEN!!!
 NightValien28: BEN BEN TIME
 BusTed: Hello
 IvanRussel: Oh dang!
 mercano82: Hello, Mr. Gineering
TheAinMAP: Hello.
piratethealex: MR. Engineering!
 jokerzgrave: Hi Ben
 NightValien28: hi ben ben
 gibbousm: WR attempt stream LETS GO!
 azninsect: 
 KeytarCat: Time to get Kraven!
 DeM0nFiRe: It's been real neato
 electra310: Hi Ben!
 vinewood_og:   
 quton: hiiii benben
 neisan2112: BEEEEEN!!!!
 iris_of_ether:   
Lex_Peacekeeper: but your not in the sun Ben
 hatboozeparty: Oh hi
 neisan2112:   
 garion99: Hi
 l0gin4me:  
 DentedPockets: Welcome back!
 azninsect: Iiiiiiits ben
Salvulant: WR Time!
Patorik: Is there a reason why the new subathon animation doesn't have the whole LRR theme?
 jackulhaups: good afternoon mr gineering
 Lamebert1415: Hi Ben
 BusTed: have you been mapping your routes
tezzatipoca: hello mr gineering
n3ther: Mom, it's my turn to take over the stream
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you Ben 
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I have an unopened Razor Crest in my living room because I /do not/ have space for any more sets to display anymor
OVERKiLL!: my ex put together the simpson house. super cool
EQMoPower: as
Redpandarama: It's been great!
 tidehollowcat: It's been a delight
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  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing job so far chat
 azninsect: Lotsa subs
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Riandisa: You've got this, Ben!
 electra310: Woooo, WR Ben!
 Statist42: world record speed runner ben ulmer
  Deadflicks: halloooo! good it's 10pm on a Tuesday night so, pretty good! You?
Myk Pilgrim: Is Ben Ben yayy!
EQMoPower: I might be able to extend the time by one minute tomorrow.i feel kike it might not be worth it.
EQMoPower: ow ow ow
EQMoPower: like*
tezzatipoca: wat
  mtvcdm: Used to be. Scrub.
DireOwlGames: For Chubby Bunny?
 azninsect: Actual factual real record holder but actually
  SmithKurosaki: Oh hai Ben
 ExachixKitsune: ""world" "record" "holder"
 neisan2112: It sure is a GAME tm
WardsarTheWriter: Famous World Record Holder Ben Ulmer
NimrodXIV: and so shall you be again
 inconsideratehat: True facts, speedrun holder
 Coloneljesus: yoooooo is that Ben Ulmer, the world record holder of the any% of craven manor?????
 YawnLance: The especially eh game Kraven Manor
the_phantom_game_player: cool
 tidehollowcat: Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?
tezzatipoca: Did not know I was in the presence of a legend
  TXC2: tidehollowcat  seems ok here
 Coloneljesus: @tidehollowcat no, just refresh 
2 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
  Juliamon: tidehollowcat Refresh
Invitare: disrespectful
tezzatipoca: 😁🤘
n3ther: D:
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 azninsect: So wude
 NightValien28: how dare they
 azninsect: How wude
 electra310: booooooo
 FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: This cannot stand
 irdeaded: the swines
  mtvcdm: Rude
GoblinMyra: how DARE
Bearudite: came at the king and didn't miss
 NonUniqueGuy: How dare they
SeismicLawns: TWO
 stippledotter: Howdy, Raiders!
  Colin: @SmithKurosaki I want the lego AT-TE but where would i
  Colin: display it
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
  Colin: I was there when Ben set it actually
 SmithKurosaki: I got my Razor Crest like 150-200 cheaper than list too
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 azninsect: How dare
 NightValien28: how DARE
TheAinMAP: 
SeismicLawns: oh that's taunting you
 neisan2112: Wooaah wut? There was another?
 azninsect: This will not stand
 ThorSokar: HOW RUDE
 neisan2112: Wow
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like a challenge to me
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Cyrohydra: yeah, i'd like an italian grinder with pickles and jalapenos
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 SenshiSun: tisk tisk
 PawssumFable: They did it
 L0rdX33n: this sounds like a set up…
 NightValien28: you know what you should do, beat this blindfolded and get the speed run record
 mercano82: This can not stand
Chesul: That is absolutely pointed right at you. XD
 Coloneljesus: any new tech?
Pteraspidomorphi: GDQ is an inspiration to us all
Tommadness: can't wait for the summoning salt video on this
Flyingdelorion: GLHF Ben!
 ExachixKitsune: have we told this person? 
 Nigouki: the true evil move will be to have another record run in the back pocket and wait until after this segment to drop it
 CaptainSpam: Next up on Awful Block...
 inconsideratehat: Take your time, make the content
 Dalrint: What's the game again?
 Xafty: relearn the game and the get a new record
Ivalenz_: 
 ThorSokar:  Lets find some JANK!
 Heckhoundbolt: Are you doing normal run or are you also going to attempt ecret ending?
  TXC2: Dalrint  Kaven Manor
 YawnLance: I mean I doubt there are many resources
 Coloneljesus: @Tommadness partial to TomatoAnus myself
 NonUniqueGuy: How much time do you have to shave off your time?
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 TehAmelie: learn by doing! wohoo
  mtvcdm: Just flapping free in the wind
 CaptainSpam:   
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 Antimuffin: I get to actually sub during Subathon? Neat!
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 LordZarano: Looking forward to the Summoning Salt video about this
 BusTed: Quite the spread of countries.
 quatoria: Tear into Softness!
  TXC2: that 9 years record is wild
  mtvcdm: 24 seconds just? Doable.
 0x6772: There's a comment in the history there about your run taking place without "the attic" too.
OVERKiLL!: how about those micro galaxy squadran ?? i am digging those.
 sparrowhawksilver: the canadian flag is missing from your username there
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!! A GROUP OF LOVELY FRIENDS WHOMST I VALUE AND CHERISH 
 bondeulv: also secret ending
SeismicLawns: sub-8"20?
 KeytarCat: Jacqui!  Love you!
 Easilycrazyhat: Oofa, is this what the internet looks like without ad blockers?
  mtvcdm: You can shave 24 seconds. That's just 200 bits.
 jacqui_lantern234: @KeytarCat NO U MORE 
 inconsideratehat: 200 YOU CAN DO EEET
  TXC2: Easilycrazyhat  horrifying isn't it ?
Taligan: Ben Ben, the accidental speedrunner. Great story.
thekumquatking: Oh boy! The next Pepe???
 neisan2112: We beleib
 wedge_x: tear
 azninsect: Let's gooooooooo
 wedge_x: into
 wedge_x: softness
hmfons: Let's gooooo!
 RubikDarkwill: Time to route out this speedrun!
 DigitalSeahorse: why are there pepes on the overlayed ads 
 azninsect: We believe
 poly_rebel: LFG!!!!
excalgold: you can do it!
 Xafty: you got this friendo
 Texan Reverend: It's weird to see this non-adblocked version of the internet.
 betweenmyself: yoo can do eet! 
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 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : We are all witness to greatness!
 sparrowhawksilver: @Easilycrazyhat just thought the same thing, opened the site myself, to me this is almost unusable like ben had it
 ThorSokar: Crush these fools!
Redpandarama: uuuuhmm lets go?!'
  mtvcdm: Go tear into softness Ben
Snowcookies: even if you don't get it, I know it'll be a fun stream
 aesir_blade:   
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 DigitalSeahorse: I thought being subbed got rid of ads including overlayed ones
 BusTed: 30:50:50
 Simonark: Remember, you have one secret weapon. You’ve known this game wasn’t that good longer than either of those other chumps.
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO
 DigitalSeahorse: there's gone now but that was disturbing
 Nigouki: we were killing Chronos earlier so that might be why
 vinopinguino: bring adam in for the support and time keeping!
OVERKiLL!: i remember that speedrun . bens reaction was so great
 SmithKurosaki: @Texan Reverend Simply have Premium? :p
EQMoPower: you play
 Texan Reverend: I meant all the banner ads on the site Ben was viewing.
Desruprot: oooooh kay
 jacqui_lantern234: you got this, Ben-Ben 
 LordZarano: "De-rusting" the speedrunners call it
 YawnLance: Oh jeez I forgot the motion blur was so bad
BTownMC: hello, what is this?
Ivalenz_: 
 Riiiiiiis: go gettem ben
BTownMC: amnesia?
  TXC2: hello BTownMC  this is Kaven Manor, Ben is speedruning it
 Antimuffin: Kraven Manor: reclaiming the speedrun record
 DigitalSeahorse: 
BTownMC: @TXC2 awesome, thank you!
 Mazrae: Is there a sprint?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun so when are you submitting this to GDQ and may i be on your couch? 
 gibbousm: honestly thats a neat game mechanic
 SmithKurosaki: oh lol
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, imagine not having adblock lol
EQMoPower: I don't
EQMoPower: I can't pay
 SmithKurosaki: Oh, we're talking about like browser extensions. They're not paid :)
 YawnLance: Fun 
  mtvcdm: Big cheats
 HadesLeprechaun: Any chance we'd rewatch your last WR playthrough?
 vegetalss4: I expected more hunting trophies in Kraven manor, possibly some anti-spiderman weapons too
 DiamondMX: Hey Ben, have you played or considered playing Eternal Darkness on Let's Nope?
  Juliamon: Shocking, a not-good-game lacking options for motion blur
   Anubis169: Can't see a thing cap'n 
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  Juliamon: g'night TXC2
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, we spoopin?
 SmithKurosaki: (I thought Texan was talking about stream ads)
  Colin: the Adblock extension is free, with a donation option
EQMoPower: ad block? are you sure?
Luna: what game is this?
EQMoPower: is
  Colin: Kraven Manor, Ben was for a while the world record holder for it
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanaks for streaming Ben, and keep on subbing chat!
 Lord_Hosk: You got out like the sign said
 hatboozeparty: Jumpscare %
 public_key_reveal_party: "get out" yeah, i'm trying to as fast as possible, that's the point of the run
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good one @TXC2 Rest well.
  mtvcdm: I think Eternal Darkness was years and years ago
 DiamondMX: @mtvcdm I should go find that on youtube later then.
 public_key_reveal_party: Alt-tab%
 Easilycrazyhat: Spoopy pants, any%
 loufghyslaufey: MFN Studios office looking hell-uh different no, Ben?
EQMoPower: crow coinetry?
  Colin: He is attempting to reclaim his title
  Dark Esch: :_lrrAwesome:
EQMoPower: what dollars do what
 Heckhoundbolt: no, the lines were there, watched the vod this morning
 DigitalSeahorse: what game client is this?
 Goombill: Does it legally count as a speedrun if you're not using LiveSplit?
 SquareDotCube: don't forget the key
 loufghyslaufey:     
thekumquatking: How long ago was the last Bengineering speed run?
 quatoria: do your muscles still have the memory
 quatoria: god the killer pose dolls really make it clear EXACTLY what year this is from
excalgold: Secret TUNNEL! through the mountai!
  Rogue 7: Nothing here as I recall, got to be over on the Twitches
  Colin: !subathon
  Rogue 7: SECRET TUNNEL!
EQMoPower: I have never done teotch for lrr
  Rogue 7: Secret Tunnel!
  Rogue 7: Through the mountain!
Alex_Frostfire: Do they follow Weeping Angel rules?
mjiig: @Goombill Strictly speaking this is sparkling rapid gameplay
mulligan2six: I think there are two versions of this game. I think you played on the GOG version last time so there might be some differences.
Lex_Peacekeeper: the model just wants you to draw him
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh, I hope steam isn't putting ads on stuff
 stippledotter: @thekumquatking 2 years, I think
  mtvcdm: It is your classic W&P horror game.
 HadesLeprechaun: Did you even know what a Weeping Angel was when you first played this? haha
thekumquatking: @stippledotter Ah, no wonder he doesn't remember stuff lol
 SquareDotCube: there is a shining painting
 stippledotter: That sound is like a pig making goat noises
 Heckhoundbolt: the rope on the ewindow
Lex_Peacekeeper: the painting keeps glowing
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EQMoPower: I forget the rest
 SmithKurosaki: (But as was mentioned by Rogue, only Twitch Subs etc count towards the counter)
 Goombill: That's okay, everyone needs a little de-rusting when coming back to an old speedgame
 LiveFaust: Speed vibeing.
  QuixoticScrivener: we could rewatch your world record vod
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
Lex_Peacekeeper: no light for you
 Coloneljesus: speedily vibe through the game
 AugmentingPath: brick%
 PhoenixMelior: Picking up the flashlight is timeloss
 loufghyslaufey: Gee whisk, Let's NOPErrs are slightly harder to scare
likelyDangerous: hey everyone what game is this?
 Heckhoundbolt: good start
GameSageZB: no routing only vibes
thekumquatking: What, AAA game experience Kraven Manor broke?
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Lex_Peacekeeper: lightless, no torch any % run ?
 Lord_Hosk: They updated the game! The speedrunning community is very divisively split on if the new update still counts or if there should be a sub catagory 
EQMoPower: thank you, I did not know that
thekumquatking: 1.69 is the Nice Version
Desruprot: well which is the fastest update is what matters more
 Coloneljesus: ^
 Furyfire: I wonder if anyone at LRR has played Indigo Park yet? o3o
 groovemancery: which version is best for Punch a Chunk?
 Dreamlettuce: Hurt in a slip and fall? You can sue!
 mercano82: Kraven Manor: Benny %
 ThorSokar: can you jump?
thekumquatking: Is Kraven Manor built to code?
Desruprot: if you can glitch to stop the cutscenes?
EQMoPower: horror Ben is my favorite
Chris Rice: Nice
 SmithKurosaki: The support here is very appreciated, but the time tracker can't ready YT contributions
 public_key_reveal_party: Version 1.420 is fun but not great for speed runs
 Mr_Horrible: always great to see a world champ return to the stage
  SmithKurosaki: @groovemancery, Based on yesterday, 1.17?
 ThorSokar: oh dang
Chesul: no jump in the game, only in real life.
  mtvcdm: Zero is a percent
Desruprot: but Link can jump
Lex_Peacekeeper: the only jump is in Ben, when Scared
 stippledotter: If you jump in the game you jump in real life
EQMoPower: wheeler has suggestions but he is on vaca
Chris Rice: Does pressing escape end the cutscene faster?
Chris Rice: Pulling up the menu and exiting out from it
 ThorSokar: (beaing able to jump is how a lot of speed-runs skip triggers)
 DigitalSeahorse: just trying to shove self into all corners so we can clip through walls maybe
 30teracyte: the zelda game comes out late september
 Mazrae: He can roll to move a little faster
 KeytarCat: Specific games/items let Link jomp
   Anubis169: in before he starts taking racing lines between doors
 groovemancery: new Zelda game comes out September 26
EQMoPower: Ben and tech taking this timeslot
Carson Chavez: I just got here - is this a Spooky Speedrun?!
EQMoPower: close enough
Chris Rice: Can't wait for ben to be on GDQ
 Heckhoundbolt: uh...? that is different
thekumquatking: I took your model of the attic. AND IT THREW IT ON THE GROUND
 Coloneljesus: gotta bind something to the scroll wheel. always makes things faster, right?
 DigitalSeahorse: what happen to spoop
 Heckhoundbolt: I think you picked up the secret room
 YawnLance: Gamers continue to not be able to look up
 brieandbacon: Ben being a classic gamer
Lex_Peacekeeper: this is the hall if I remember right
 SK__Ren: Lever on wall?
EQMoPower: you remember when it was I that asked production associates to view a speed run
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Heckhoundbolt: the room after the bedroom is supposed to be the library
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 neisan2112: Were there a couple areas you didnt have to go to?
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 kumatsu: Push button, receive jumpscare
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 Blip2004: this does look better than I remember
 Dalrint: Kraven Manor: The Awakening
   Anubis169: The real horror game is when the game takes over your speedrun
 Pinwiz11: Extra-Kraven Manor
 quatoria: i guess they changed the game
 SquareDotCube: If only we had a Let's Nope video to refer to
 DahudLefthanded: Game's haunted
Lex_Peacekeeper: new game + ?
 SK__Ren: oh
ani laurel: Hello
EQMoPower: howdy
 SK__Ren: Fill the barrel?
 Mr_Horrible: oh, yeah no this is Kraven Man*EST*, it's the harder version 
 Ravensfest: break glass
 YawnLance: I mean there was a secret ending category
 maybe_games: the new patch may have added new sections
Chesul: yeet it into the barrel?
 Heckhoundbolt: @SquareDotCube I watched it this morning, Attic is not in the run
 UrielAngelSpy: Is this Krav3n Manor?(skip past 2 because 2 is boring)
 Statist42: there is some "discussion" (three posts) on speedrun.com regarding a run (i guess bens) that didnt include "the attic" maybe becuase of game version?
 DeM0nFiRe: The speedrun forum for this game mentions that on your first run you skipped the attic somehow
 Coloneljesus: this is now a secret ending% run
 DeM0nFiRe: "WR in the Any% category does not have an attic, therefore skipping straight to the library and saving a minute. Has this run been submitted to the wrong category or is there a different Steam version that is missing part(s) of the game and is publicly available?"
 DahudLefthanded: Nah nah this is COURAGEOUS Manor. Easy mistake.
 DeM0nFiRe: That comment is about your run
 Mr_Horrible: this just became a True Ending % run
 Heckhoundbolt: Yes, the attic is used in the secret ending, but that is all I know
Desruprot: a new secret ending that takes longer to speedrun
 PhoenixMelior: Maybe there was a game update
 TheMerricat: https://www.speedrun.com/kraven_manor/forums/w5fua
 NightValien28: amazing
 YawnLance: Oh
   Anubis169: We now call this UlmerSkip
Bearudite: man had strats
 Mr_Horrible: we're learning so much today
 tidehollowcat: That's hilarious
 NightValien28: you actually managed to stumble on a skip
EQMoPower: he does remember "huh?"
 SmithKurosaki: Hi anu
 SmithKurosaki: ani*
 SmithKurosaki: This game def seems a bit different
 ani laurel: oh, this is the speedrun? Neat
thekumquatking: LOL
 neisan2112: Increible
 ThorSokar: HAHAHA
 Furyfire: Ben accidently being a pro
 Jakelope13: Holy crap
 Mr_Horrible: that's actually  cracked
WardsarTheWriter: Ulmer-skip!
NimrodXIV: professional gamer
ButButTheJesus: no waaaayyy
 GDwarble: Accidentally did a skip *repeatedly*? Huh
excalgold: That's two internet gaming personalities i watch that have a skip named after them
 PhoenixMelior: Yup time to go back lol
 IanAllenBird: powerful
 couchboyj: Bengineered a work around
thekumquatking: This seems like a great room to skip too
mulligan2six: You played the non-steam version of the game before that does not have the attic segment.
 LariatWest: did you skip it on just the PB run or on every run?
 Easilycrazyhat: That's hilarious XD
 YawnLance: Apparently the person who got an 8:31 also skipped the attic
 SmithKurosaki: Ben's trying to reclaim his title, yes
EQMoPower: I am still attempting to determine the game he is playing. i mi
 SmithKurosaki: @EQMoPower Kraven Manor
EQMoPower: thanks
  Colin: Ben invented a speedrun skip? Rad
GameSageZB: the 8:31 does it with the attic
 ThorSokar: so, if you're skipping an entire section, that makes sense
 Heckhoundbolt: I have no idea what you did
  mtvcdm: I like your chances of you found a skip
 James_the_Dabbler: Ben so powerful discovering skip by accident
 0x6772: Neither of the two who've beat you seem to know how your version didn't enter the attic, based on their conversation there.
goateedave86: Hey everyone. Hope everyone's doing well? Anyone got a random fact for me?
 Heckhoundbolt: watch your run
 betweenmyself: turns out this is actually a 100 hour epic that Ben accidentally turned into a sub ten min run 
 TheMerricat: @yawnlance actually when that forum post was made Ben's run was the second run or in other words they were talking about his run.
 stippledotter: Kraven Manest
 NightValien28: we need to watch the run
 Furyfire: Time to watch the run LOL
 vinopinguino: you're probably gonna need to try to recreate?
excalgold: Stumbled into a skip
 SenshiSun: @goateedave86 possums have pouches like kangaroos
GameSageZB: The mod ended up not caring because it was no longer the WR
Bearudite: ah kusoge bizzareskips
 Dalrint: There are two catogories now. Any% and Secret ending
 kumatsu: Ben's just a Gamer, got it
 terribleplan: The throwing stuff seems really slow. Attic skip FTW
 earlgrey82: @goateedave86 The primary ingredient in hotdogs is poultry not pork.
EQMoPower: he invented good stuff that osn't this
 SmithKurosaki: Twitch chat is mentioning that the version he played before may not have had the attic
WardsarTheWriter: Did the game get patched after Ben got his record?
 Jigokuro: So they went fast enough to beat the time WITH the attic? Interesting...
 neisan2112: Thats so cool
goateedave86: Ooh thank you @SenshiSun
goateedave86: @earlgrey82 I did not know that!
Lex_Peacekeeper: Ben over here cheating on speed runs
  mtvcdm: The rabbit hole of speedrunning
 vinopinguino: ben's gamer powers too strong
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 0x6772: It's in the speedrun.com forums.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : xEB seems to confirm that a sub 8:52 run CAN be done with the attic?
 Statist42: on the right "latest threads"
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ben might not be the WR holder anymore, but he *is* the prime glitch hunter.
 betweenmyself: could it be a game version difference?  maybe check the version update history for the game?
 DigitalSeahorse: oooooh the ads are on speedrun dot com!
 Pinwiz11: It's Any%, so skips should be fine
 public_key_reveal_party: Learning how to speedrun a game while speed running a game you had the previous world record
EQMoPower: I care a lot about the lrr crew and I won't be paid.
GameSageZB: Skips are fine but version differences are usually the problem.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: me
 0x6772: The "open" question is whether you somehow had a different version of the game than they used.
 Meyari: lol you pissed them off so much they had to go get better records than you?
 A_Dub888: hehehe “need him to come”
 Mazrae: Looks like you are walking faster
  mtvcdm: Master Roulette
 Statist42: are you playing the steam version (now and in the past). seems like they were thinking that was the issue
 themercenary1987: are you still tapping a and d in this version?
 30teracyte: it seems like it might just be an older version of the game
EQMoPower: heard adam
   Anubis169: wat
 YawnLance: Huh weird
GameSageZB: I'm gonna need the YouTube WR commented version, complete with other runners on Discord with poor audio
thekumquatking: Uh oh
 quatoria: yeah you speedran a different version of the game
   Anubis169: that's been changed
Ivalenz_: 
Scarbble: time to start the grind
 TheMerricat: So looking on steam Depot the last time the game was updated was 2020 I don't think it actually has been changed?
  mtvcdm: Oh dear
 ThorSokar: can you down-patch?
 Coloneljesus: let the downgrading being!
 NightValien28: is there a way to check the versions?
NimrodXIV: huh
 quton: hotfixed due to too fast ben
  Juliamon: Time to learn!
 DentedPockets: Time to get a validation for a new version 
TheAinMAP: 
 0x6772: It's almost impossible to know what version was used, unless it flashes somewhere in the old VOD.
 stippledotter: 2 Kraven 2 Manor
 Texan Reverend: @EQMoPower I don't think anyone was talking paying chatters.
EQMoPower: edit files to say you won
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 NightValien28: 0x6772 it should show up in the main menu, no?
  mtvcdm: It's from 2014, how is it still getting patched
Chamelenyan: Hi hi! 
 0x6772: @NightValien28 Maybe? I
 SK__Ren: It also lacks the A/D qte
 vinopinguino: the ben patch
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
 TehAmelie: couldn't we look up the patch dates and the stream date?
 Makrosian_Tay: Wait, what's this?
 themercenary1987: I think he is able to grab the first map during the cutscene somehow
 neisan2112: Wow, thats wild
 Makrosian_Tay: Is this early Let's Nope?
 0x6772: m going off having read that exchange earlier today, not any real research.
   Anubis169: runner got Attic
 Easilycrazyhat: Learning? On a LRR stream?
 TheMerricat: @mtvcdm it hasn't. As far as I can tell on the steam Depot the only patches that have been being put in have been updates to the Microsoft.net redistributable
OmegaPlatinum: Wait did we check the patchnotes?
 50keyz: BEN BEN BEN!
 stippledotter: Lrrning
  Juliamon: Makrosian_Tay 2-years-ago
Snowcookies: Maybe the devs watched your playthrough and patched it ?
excalgold: you cant spell Learning with out LRRning
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 YawnLance: Oh
 groulux: Back home after work.  making food while following the Subathon!
EQMoPower: I want to thank the mods for taking it easy with me. I do loveclrr
 Coloneljesus: aw yeah the tech
 vinopinguino: haha parkour!
Bearudite: TECH
 neisan2112: Oh lol
Stratavarius: Prop clipping, hell yeah
   Anubis169: OOB Parkour!
 NightValien28: TECH
cadesguy: oh no TECH
 themercenary1987: BEn just learnt Tech
 YawnLance: Ben's gotta learn some stuff 
  mtvcdm: !sub
 quatoria: oh sh it there's real tech for ben to learn
 korvys: actual tech
  Juliamon: Clippies!
 DudelidouX: haha good luck
  mtvcdm: Oh my
 quton: now this is podracing
 Brozard: Alex says: stand on the sign and pick it up
 WiJohn: Wow someone super clever must have come up with that!
GameSageZB: Strats strats Strats
 Heckhoundbolt: what
Taligan: Time for tech!!
 HadesLeprechaun: uh oh, actual speedrunners got their hand on this game, lol
excalgold: its like tey pushed the door open
 Furyfire: Well lets see if you can skip attic real quick 
  mtvcdm: So you wanna be a speedrunner
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hello, what have  I missed?  This sounds loud.
 DentedPockets: Did you expect to work for it?
 LurkerSpine: fix timer?
 SquareDotCube: they likely have it on the easiest setting.
 public_key_reveal_party: just meta-textually, speedrunning a horror game is very funny
Chris Rice: HAHAHA!
Chris Rice: that's awesome
Gaz-L: Ben even better at speedrunning than he realised!
 A_Dub888: @juliamon Clippies my di- nope, not finishing that
 Makrosian_Tay: Omg, did Ben playing this game bring it into the crosshairs of the true speed runners??
 Makrosian_Tay: I love everything about this
 brieandbacon: Good luck y'all, I away to sleep
 public_key_reveal_party: you didn't start the timer this time
zombub: Oh boy, the scuba-thon! 🤿
 Xafty: catalyst
maxthefourth: Probenitor?
 Makrosian_Tay: The O R I G I N A T O R
  Juliamon: You lit the torch
ShifuDaxiongmao: does this mean Ben had the first speed run record in this game? 
 themercenary1987: Try and grab this on cutscene#
 AugmentingPath: If you were the progenitus event, you would have had protection from people overtaking your record
 Heckhoundbolt: @public_key_reveal_party apparenty Ben played on a different version somhow
 IanAllenBird: whoa
bsudo: progenitor?
 A_Dub888: “The Progenitus?” Ben has protection from everything!
 HadesLeprechaun: @public_key_reveal_party this is just a learning run now that there's new stuff he's gotta learn
 Furyfire: Find all the bugs
 vinopinguino: ben about to break the game again
 ButterBall000: Lrr-ning
TheAinMAP: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @HadesLeprechaun Ah, I must have just missed that, thanks
 Furyfire: Did you softlock?
 Furyfire: SOFT LOCK!
Talin06: there might be a way to pick it up in the cut scence
 bondeulv: cool game
 Heckhoundbolt: wtf is going on
  mtvcdm: Time to do the wiggle
 quton: 
Blake Treleaven: Showed up late - so Ben is still 3rd, but now he's up against two real speedrunners and has real tech to learn?
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, also his run appears to be an older version
EQMoPower: ben can win but does he want to?
Mind2Waste: good thing this run is short
ShifuDaxiongmao: dang you rng 
 Furyfire: I think you can skip the attic still then
Bearudite: can you use the room models to jump shit later?
 30teracyte: Ok so the 5th place run from 3 years before your run also includes the attic, so it wasn't just patched in after you played it
 jacqui_lantern234: please, ben, Duct Tape has the ability to work 
Ivalenz_: 
GameSageZB: y no backwards bunny hops
 Furyfire: So yeah, there's a way to skip the attic
 KeytarCat: Can you sit at the lever in the cellar while the bronze man approaches?
 Heckhoundbolt: @30teracyte so ben somehow missed the attic?
  Colin: Yes, because it's funny XD
OVERKiLL!: how many attempts can ben fit in, during this shift? i mean, as long as he dont slam it in one.
 Texan Reverend: @EQMoPower Winning is explicitly the goal here. As fast as possible.
 Heckhoundbolt: his version also never asked if he wanted to play on nightmare
  Juliamon: Heckhoundbolt It seems like the attic might just be missing from the non-Steam version
mulligan2six: @Heckhoundbolt Ben was playing the non-steam version
excalgold: its really odd that it handed Ben the library rather then the attic
 Dalrint: Skipping a whole zone is speedrunning gold though
 Dumori: Oh that'll be why
mulligan2six: Yup
 Furyfire: Yeahhhh
 DudelidouX: They seem to look at the wall to open the attic as well
EQMoPower: I understand blue name
 Texan Reverend: @EQMoPower Please, don't disparage anybody.
OVERKiLL!: 🙄
EQMoPower: I am not. all these people are great
maxthefourth: if you put a red koopa into the correct xy coordinates on your screen, due to the limits of the nes, its sprite address overwrites the attic and replaces it with the library when you go through the pipe
mulligan2six: When you had played it the first time, you called it a "free game" which implies not steam
 Brozard: Get on to the small box to the right, then do it a second time?
 UrielAngelSpy: Didn't the other speedrun have a lever on the wall in the hallway? To open the attic
 Brozard: lol nope, they just launch themselves in one go
 vinopinguino: the pickup boosts you?
Symphoneers: Barrel's haunted.
GameSageZB: The keg bit back
 KeytarCat: You overlapped the keg 
 UltraVioletVodoo: he stood on top of it and picked it up
ShifuDaxiongmao: might need to be closer to the thing, it could be that it does not make you jump but displaces you higher up
 Brozard: Maybe throw it and pick it up at the same time?
 vinopinguino: jumped right before pickup?
 DudelidouX: It boost into the corner geometry?
 50keyz: do they jump while pickin it up?
 SK__Ren: pickup and jump at the same time?
 BigDaddyBland87: forward momentum as you pick up
 public_key_reveal_party: game
 YawnLance: Uhhh
 korvys: Seems like he's picking it up as he starts to climb it
 Heckhoundbolt: i think it needs to be on iits side
offbeatwitch: bonk
 public_key_reveal_party: you good game?
trenzylive: 
  mtvcdm: Good game
 Serioavion: Can you rebind keys?
 ClodiumSoride: need to be running?
excalgold: so its entirely RNG
Stratavarius: Yeah, it might be trying to right itself as they pick it up
EQMoPower: Corey and Ian are my favorite but it was aclose match.
 0x6772: Belatedly: I can't find any version number in a skim of the old VOD, and you launch the game before switching out off the booth camera. Starts here if anybody has more patience and better eyesight than I: https://youtu.be/AV9V4vJWYKg?t=2392
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 Heckhoundbolt: wtf
 vinopinguino: hahaha
cadesguy: lmao
offbeatwitch: CLONING!
 BusTed: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Uh
 0x6772: New glitch!
ShifuDaxiongmao: infinite glitch!
 public_key_reveal_party: the strats?
haberley: wtf
 YawnLance: wrong glitch, Ben 
 neisan2112: Lmaoooo
 themercenary1987: new TECXH!"
 NightValien28: we found a bug we were not looking for
TheAinMAP: 
 KeytarCat: Prayers and duct tape
 DudelidouX: Also notice where he throws and pick might be interaction with other geometry that push you up
Taligan: Maybe dupe glitch instead of jump glitch?
 vinopinguino: if you created enough of them you can stand on them and get over that lol
GameSageZB: no longer a speedrunner but a glitch hunter
maxthefourth: 99 barrel %
Alex_Frostfire: So, do we just build stairs out of kegs?
 DigitalSeahorse: how close to crate?
 Dalrint: Infinite Barrel Glitch
 DudelidouX: Nice
 Furyfire: Okay - I just validated it - The Itch.IO version gives you Library. Steam gives you Attic
 sparrowhawksilver: now just HOLP
ShifuDaxiongmao: wait,.. maybe you can keep cloning below you for alternate strat? 
 jacqui_lantern234: yo, Ben out here finding new speed tech for this game 
cadesguy: i wonder if making a bunch of dupes leads to any skips hahah
 vinewood_og: timer not restarted?
 Jakelope13: Either that's a glitch, or that's a dup the dev threw in if someone is taking too long (might have indicated they lost the barrel?)
 SmithKurosaki: @EQMoPower You're saying a lot of strange, and sometimes conflicting things. The comment that was deleted without further context doesn't read kindly.
EQMoPower: that's fine. I day
 UrielAngelSpy: New goal: fastest to get 10 barrels
 themercenary1987: Its working.... ITS WORKING!!!!
 Furyfire: Markiplyers playthrough was the itch.io version and it gave him Library
 reptile___: @vinewood_og this isn't a timed run, he's just figuring things out
 LordZarano: They also look up as soon as they grab
 betweenmyself: be great to use the dupe glitch to push yourself OOB and find a way to walk to the ending
 50keyz: that felt close
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 TheMerricat: So looking into it, this game was created by while in graduate school at a game dev university program. 
EQMoPower: I say strange things because I am a rwa
EQMoPower: a real guy enjoying how that company works for people in need
ShifuDaxiongmao: might need to watch video again in case it's specific spot
 vinopinguino: i think its getting there
cadesguy: are you looking down as far as you can? idk what the camera clamps to
 jacqui_lantern234: ok. OUT TI THEM!!!!!!!
 jacqui_lantern234: TO*
 50keyz: @TheMerricat if this was a small team/solo effort its really cool
 Goombill: I love the speedrunning communities for small games like this. Trying to figure out tricks when all that you have to go off of is a random video with  no commentary.
 TheMerricat: https://www.smu.edu/guildhall/academics/student-work/team-game-projects/kraven-manor
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 Heckhoundbolt: worst case, you could try the non-syeam record
 sparrowhawksilver: there's an any% non-steam category on speedrun . com, with a 7:45 time, so i guess that's the faster version
 Goombill: Do they just pick it up while standing on it?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: maybe the distance you're away from it when you pick it up?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Goombill same. this shit warms my speed-gremlin heart
midnightcurryjazz: Its like the throw it and jump on it real quick
zombub: *monster attacking Ben* “bro STOP I’m trying to do something!”
 UltraVioletVodoo: i think theyre more or less standing on it when they grab it
 MrQBear: you also want it to be a little farther back from the cabinet i think. I think you're hitting your head on the geometry instead of launching up
ShifuDaxiongmao: there is a thing up to the right that might be blocking you if you're too far right
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe the run up is part of it
 themercenary1987: He's LEARNING!
mulligan2six: Learning is occuring
Taligan: Yeah, he was getting goozled by the trunk on the shelf.
GameSageZB: Need a button input monitor!
maxthefourth: We're gonna need more kegs
 Dumori: okay-okay race club when
 Mazrae: Did he have it when he was on top of the shelf??
Artificer_Evan: twitch hotkeys messing with me again
Astrovore: feel slike maybe they're picking up then immediately dropping again
 SmithKurosaki: @Astrovore Like, throw spamming?
Astrovore: maybe?
Taligan: @GameSageZB And more frame data!
Bearudite: speedrunoneword
 DrTeaSpoon: Boo!
 DeM0nFiRe: I think it's cool
 Dalrint: It's fun to watch
 50keyz: i love watching the "figuring out" of it
 Lord_Hosk: would it be faster to clone it and do the level "correctly"
 tidehollowcat: I would legitimately love a Ben speedruns games show
 KeytarCat: Can you bounce it between yourself and the shelf?
Taligan: This is the content we're here for! Go off.
 Dalrint: I watch a few speedrunners. The way you talk things out is what makes it entertaining
Desruprot: speedrunning is fun to watch, it actually was what first turned me to twich
 Dumori: speedrunoneword was fun this is also fun not the same but not too different
ShifuDaxiongmao: speedrunning attempts is just as valid entertainment 
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : If I'm not watching LRR, it's strong odds I'm watching speedruns.  This is just ramming two of my favorite things together.
 SK__Ren: So this has me thinking. The first room where we get our first model looks like the bottom floor of the library. What if we can boost ourselves up the second floor in that room? Could we skip the basement and the bedroom?
 Greyah: I dunno, I watch speedrun practice/attempts every now and then. Mostly depends on if the runner's fun. Which you are.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: does the distance you pick it up from matter?
Astrovore: they don't have it in their hands when they land on top
EQMoPower: warn me? warn them too
 Dalrint: Wait
 LordZarano: 0.25x speed?
 Dalrint: Did he pick himself up using the barrel?
 themercenary1987: Frame by frame?
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 NonUniqueGuy: Former record holder talks about how he isn't a speedrunner
 DudelidouX: Pick it as you're right on it
 Commander_Taz: can you pick it up and put it down multiple timees very quickly?
 SquareDotCube: I think the player model is slightly clipping into the bookshelf
Bearudite: time to put pickup on mousewheel
 sparrowhawksilver: does the direction of the camera matter? it feels deliberate how they look up after
 vinopinguino: its the barrel jump lol.
 reptile___: The second-place speedrun also does the same trick and it takes them 2-3 tries; you could try seeing if you can intuit anything from that video
 DrTeaSpoon: I think you need to stand on top of it before the 'pickup' removes collisions from it.
 Mangledpixel: pickup on mousewheel is a trick from source engine games (HL2 etc)
 vinopinguino: i wonder if he's throwing it down immediately as the animation begins
 Snampo_ok: Are you getting stuck under the shelf on the right? Maybe jump more to the left
cadesguy: ohhh so walking over it as its falling?
 IanAllenBird: that collision seems a little easier maybe
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ShifuDaxiongmao: oh. so more than one spot
Red Shift Productions: Yeah I was thinking it might be that pick up and drop are bound to mousewheel so they can just scroll down at full and climb the object
Astrovore: that's a good idea
 DudelidouX: They seem to try and pick it back up before it hits the ground
 vinopinguino: OH
 CaptainSpam: "So for this next part I'll be quiet.  You'll never figure this out, Bengineering!"
 KeytarCat: It's...just an item climb.  Neat!
Taligan: More promise there!
ShifuDaxiongmao: so basically finding a place where the collision nudges you to the top
 SquareDotCube: gotta use the slight ramp of the painting to get up where while you've still got momentum
 DeM0nFiRe: POGGERS
EvilBadman: Trust the barrel will land where you can glitch it without looking at it explicitly.
 DigitalSeahorse: pile items in the gaps?
 vinopinguino: LETS GOOO
 Heckhoundbolt: YES
ShifuDaxiongmao: NICE!
 neisan2112: Letsgooooooo
 50keyz: GOOOOO
 0x6772: Nice!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 tidehollowcat: WOO
 reptile___: DID IT
 KeytarCat: YOOOOO
 Krillin_fan: hell yeah!
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah fuck yeah
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: nice
 neisan2112:      
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 themercenary1987: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO BEN
prince_infidel: 
Astrovore: YES
 ZombieHendrix: close to the wall seems like part of it
 themercenary1987: GG!!!
GameSageZB: Opa!
 Easilycrazyhat:    
 BusTed: gaming
zazamost: LOL we speedrun
cadesguy: yooo
cookiebeard:   
goateedave86: He's starting to believe
 vinopinguino: GAMER
 Makrosian_Tay:    
 themercenary1987: YOOOOOOOO
 DeM0nFiRe: actively gaming
  mtvcdm: Repeatable!
offbeatwitch: propfly baby
 YawnLance: Yeaaaah
 ZombieHendrix: gamer
 0x6772: This Maryx guy also has a Poppy Playtime run, so clearly that's the next stop.
 IanAllenBird: yessss
 vinopinguino: REAL GAMING BY REAL GAMERS
 KeytarCat: Line up with the glowing orb?
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 Heckhoundbolt: YES
 Krillin_fan: he is the one!
Taligan: We got airrrrrrr!
thewafflesareburning: WOOOO
 DudelidouX: The top speedrun seem to mix in a geometry glitch while the second seem to just go with the item jump
haberley: go on my son!
 themercenary1987: YAHHHH!
 morgoth_bauglyr:    
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 LordZarano: Consistent!
 The_Real_Chicky:   
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 neisan2112: Holy shit lets fucking go Ben!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 nuclearstulle:   
 Makrosian_Tay: RNG? Never heard of it!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Speedrun record, here we come!! 
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 SymphonySolstice: GAMING
 DaSunao:  
 Melfina__:  
  SmithKurosaki:   
 Lichenbeard: there we go! now just do it enough to be easily replayable
 Goombill:   
 SmithKurosaki: Woooo
OVERKiLL!: got there
Astrovore: aw yeah. He's 100% cracked it
 SmithKurosaki: HAX
Riandisa: Go go!
 vinopinguino: he on xgames mode
 themercenary1987: Now do it 50 times
 SquareDotCube: time to bind grab to mousewheel so you can do it rapidly
 reptile___: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConcernedFlaccidSalsifyMau5-wWlDp-BfClVgFRmL
 sgowell: so is that the “ulmer skip”?
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben's gonna become a speed runner XD
 shurtal: we're doing Kraven Manor speadruns?!?!
ShifuDaxiongmao: become? he already sounds hooked 
Taligan: @sgowell Nah, the Ulmer Skip was no attic at all. This'll be the "New Ulmer Skip".
 vinopinguino: ben's got a taste of that speed runing goodness. now hes gonna be addicted
  Juliamon: This is the Subathon Skip
OVERKiLL!: L33T
Marshall Wentworth: This is going to color how Ben plays other games on Lets Nope, isn't it?
Marshall Wentworth: Once you start abusing engine physics, you never go back.
  Colin: Did not expect to find as much Tech in this tbh, this is great
DudeMan1620: w00t go ben!!!
 SmithKurosaki: Nah, I feel like this is a special exception
OVERKiLL!: lol @Marshall W
Astrovore: I didn't expect him to get it this quickly
 SmithKurosaki: I dont think he's gonna get the rub up against everything in D2 disease G has :p
  Colin: I wonder how much Alex could break this game
 tehfewl: GDQ when?
Taligan: Ooooh, like that.
 Heckhoundbolt: thisgame used to cost money
ShifuDaxiongmao: one skip down.. how many more? 
 themercenary1987: IS the Subathon Skip where Ben Glitches the Cap in 3 hours or less?
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Bearudite: time to see if you can do it with a room model
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 ClodiumSoride: Watch the other runs again to see where they go after they get on top of the shelves?
kusinohki: meows
 CaptainSpam: Remember, Awful/Silly Block is Best Block! 
ShifuDaxiongmao: gotta start doing streams with a timer on screen 
  Colin: Since Alex has managed to fly on a noticeboard before
OVERKiLL!: HAHA @Smith
Marshall Wentworth: Yeah I'd love to see like, Ben doing this, with Alex and G as commentary / coach.
OVERKiLL!: oh snap @Colin, that was an amazing clip
Astrovore: having colour commentary would be great
 themercenary1987: Grab it on cutscene!
EvilBadman: @Taligan It'd be Ulmer skip skip
 jacqui_lantern234: @kusinohki HAI LOVELY FRIEND 
 MrQBear: I mean, were you softlocked? You could grab the other room, and head back down. The extra bit of skip just avoided the danger manequin
zombub: Horror games are the funniest things to me when not played casually and they lose all mystery, “Ok right here Nightmare Billy is gonna burst out of the painting and we’re just gonna scoot on by, hi Billy”
kusinohki: *uses mirror defense on jacqui*
 Rourke9: oh interesting, why were you able to skip a room before but not now?
 SquareDotCube: So here's my idea: if we can use the physics glitch to go through the ceiling, and then figure out where the last room is from there, we could fall into the last room and skip all of this
 poly_rebel: It's a fun hose
  Colin: @OVERKiLL! I legitimately choked from laughing when this one happened
 ani laurel: I died laughing when Alex did that
 ani laurel: I'm so glad I caught it live
ShifuDaxiongmao: try throwing at the moment the drop is supposed to happen.. maybe it checks for you having the item while at the location 
 poly_rebel: fun house*
 ClodiumSoride: The last room is the lobby; the final fight there has to be triggered.
 50keyz: 100 100 100
 jacqui_lantern234: @kusinohki jokes on you, mirrors dont reflect eldritch entities
 ButterBall000: Haunted House
 sparrowhawksilver: like RE no hit runs, just scooting by all of the zombies
kusinohki: not even eldritch mirrors??  curses!
Desruprot: just like Gandalf
  Colin: Same. The moment was funny but the "I'm a genius" is what utterly broke me
 Rourke9: oooh wow it a version thing?
 Bearudite: the no qte's is nice tho
 Rourke9: *was
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 Rourke9: goootcha
 Goombill: If you know how to get the Itch.io version, the speedrun forum had some people looking for a copy of it
 jacqui_lantern234: @kusinohki get got 
 sparrowhawksilver: you'd have to beat a 7:45 on the itch io version, though
 jokerzgrave: Secret tech and didn't even know it
kusinohki: what is ben's PB??
cadesguy: why on earth does turning off the flashlight knock over barrels
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 vinopinguino: Quiet please, he's attempting the barrel skip... 👀
 jokerzgrave: More so than you had secret tech and didn't realize it sorry
ShifuDaxiongmao: slightly to the left of the corner
 accountmadeforants: I have to assume there's some geometry to wiggle through, somewhere. Maybe the Kraven Manor speedrun discord community can discover some new tech 
 LordZarano: There's a switch on the wall to open the attic that is probably slightly faster
 DigitalSeahorse: we got up the painting easier
 DigitalSeahorse: I think
OVERKiLL!: "tomatoe way" was pretty insane just in general . W&P is goated.
Taligan: Painting skip looked more reliable, yeah
 Snampo_ok: You're getting stuck under the shelf
 jokerzgrave: Nah you've got this
 DigitalSeahorse: there
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Colin: Oh W&P has always been my favourite stream, I love a lot of others but nothing beats the utter nonsensical nature of that
 SmithKurosaki: Watch & Play /is/ great
 SmithKurosaki: They find so much trash
OVERKiLL!: i love how Alex just had to hit the sub ocean even in that punchachunk on the craft. its like a curse/gift/disease .
  Colin: Oh who won the punch a chunk
GameSageZB: Moonbase need an ad blocker XD
 0x6772: He falls off to the left there.
offbeatwitch: nooo the alt-ta
 Heckhoundbolt: drat
 Chaotically_Random: Just got here, what is going on?
 gibbousm: whats PB so far?
 littleunknownn: Did it crash?!
ShifuDaxiongmao: @Chaotically_Random Ben the game breaker 
OVERKiLL!: did the grizzled old people bring it home or?
Astrovore: I think they called it a draw?
offbeatwitch: ah its like
 JonnyH: Bluescreen any%
offbeatwitch: stuck itself on fullscreen
  QuixoticScrivener: game so rude it added leves
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no 
 stippledotter: Ope, a speed done
 themercenary1987: Dont alt tab a source ga-ga-ga-ga BZZZZZZZZZZ
 50keyz: the lame IT version of Taskmaster - Taskmanager
 A_Dub888: Game is like “That boy is NEVER getting a world record on me again!”
 JeshuaWithAnE: Can you Alt + Enter to exit fullscreen?
 sparrowhawksilver: try windows + tab
 ElementalAlchemist: But before that, we're learning how to leave the game
midnightcurryjazz: spooky
 vinopinguino: You broke the whole computer lol
 themercenary1987: Wow dead PC?
 accountmadeforants: This is why all the pros have a second PC just for playing Kraven Manor (which makes LRR one of the pros)
 50keyz: CTRL SHIFT ESC?
 DigitalSeahorse: time to reboot? 
ShifuDaxiongmao: see you once you've restarted 
mulligan2six: Hardlock
Snowcookies: game pls
  Juliamon: 50keyz Please use a different word
kusinohki: what's the subocean% look like?
offbeatwitch: the manor claims another victim
 0x6772: They do go through some other motions first, is it possible that you have to do that before you can warp through that ceiling beam? (after getting the game to work again, of course)
 MrQBear: yeah, windows tab to swap desktop
 IanAllenBird: 😔
 tidehollowcat: Paaauul!
OVERKiLL!: a gentalmans draw huh?
Astrovore: they couldn't decide on the penalty for remaining blocks
 SmithKurosaki: Yea 'chat won'
OVERKiLL!: that bat boon was super funny
  Sarah: I believe James just declared that the YoungGuns won
Astrovore: that was very funny
  Sarah: But the veterans finished faster and with fewer missed blocks in bedrock
  Sarah: So...everyone wins!
EQMoPower: maybe
OVERKiLL!: G with the wrestlemans ref to the Young Gunz
 BusTed: 
Snowcookies: light the Paul beacon
GameSageZB: Probably Paul
 sparrowhawksilver: open a new desktop with windows + tab, open task manager there
cadesguy: alt-f4 while its focused?
 jokerzgrave: Paul?
 Snampo_ok: Windows Key + Ctrl + D
 Easilycrazyhat: Huh, this happened to me last night. Putting the pc to sleep fixed it for me.
 I_Am_Clockwork: 20000 the good old alt-f4 strats
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think you just set a new PB for moonbase pc breaking 
 emmaInProgress: if you have multiple screens you could try and switch the game or task manager to a different one with win+shift+left/right
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang Clockwork thanks for those bits
 RubikDarkwill: Graham does of negative time by installing Russian Malware
 50keyz: @Juliamon apologies
 NotCainNorAbel: CTRL+SHIFT+ESC
 TheWooglie: CTRL+SHIFT+ESC
 Krillin_fan: try cleaning the gunk out of the mouse
  QuixoticScrivener: who gives tech support for the Bengineering?
 NonUniqueGuy: I mean, I'm sure someone broke it in quicker than 54 minutes.
Master_Gunner: time to hard reboot
 flustered_blue: win alt right arrow?
Chesul: I believe the "Break the comp" speedrun record is held by G.
 fuzzra: @Easilycrazyhat Yeah, that can do it. Log out if it doesn't.
 tidehollowcat:   that's a lot of bits
 A_Dub888: you’re a hot key Ulmer
offbeatwitch: ctrl-shift-esc is just task manager, which is already open
 protojman: did you try both Ds
 DigitalSeahorse: either you or Alex I'm betting with watch n play having many games powerfully broken
 YeetTheRich_: cool game
 themercenary1987: 20000 Bits?! Wow!
 Coloneljesus: well we didn't beat the game but the game beat us!
 jokerzgrave: IT speedrun
  Juliamon: Do I need to ping Paul?
  mtvcdm: Ben
  QuixoticScrivener: alt f4?
  Colin: that's gotta be a Watch and Play title held
  Colin: 0 to broken pc
 NotCainNorAbel: WIN+m
trebuchetboy: go to steam and shut it off?
offbeatwitch: well we'll know soon enough if it isn't
 UltraVioletVodoo: so even if you cant see task manager you can use it to kill programs
 Dalrint: Bye ben
 ElementalAlchemist: success!
TheAinMAP: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: phew.. he guessed correctly
 Snampo_ok: If you manage to open a new desktop window you can open task manager there
Pteraspidomorphi: Well the stream didn't go down
trebuchetboy: oh
 fuzzra: Heh, or that.
 SquareDotCube: Alt+enter moves it to windowed mode
offbeatwitch: it like, crashed fullscreening itself
 sparrowhawksilver: usually, windows + tab works for me in those situations
 ElementalAlchemist: IIISI
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Chaotically_Random: This is why we can't have nice things Ben
 accountmadeforants: This is why I've got Task Manager set up to always be on the foreground
  mtvcdm: There are ways I imagined this might go. This was not one of them.
GameSageZB: *insert Mac Startup noise*
RebekahWSD: Oh. Well. My
offbeatwitch: there's a separate leaderboard yeah
 0x6772: Your old time would still be 2nd place on the non-Steam leaderboard.
EQMoPower: watch and play? Alex wouldn't still be playing this game
Astrovore: "I think this one's the gaming PC" famous last words
EQMoPower: thank you mods. if you have a question I will answer here foryou.
  QuixoticScrivener: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
 Coloneljesus: 1234
 KeytarCat: Trapped windows' focus, and bricked!
offbeatwitch: 6969
 Chronomos901: it's dickbutt
 wench_tacular: get a grownup to help you
 DigitalSeahorse: dickbutt
 stippledotter: Paul!
 morgoth_bauglyr: Dickbutt
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI PAUL 
 Saintnex: 69420
 neisan2112: Dickbutt?
 UrielAngelSpy: Dickbutt
Snowcookies: hi Paul!
 protojman: Hellooo!
CovetedPeacock: totally dickbutt
 Dalrint: Is it Assword?
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 sparrowhawksilver: @0x6772 second place, out of two submitted times
WardsarTheWriter: It totally is.
 LiveFaust: The password is dickbutt!
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a serious company
 themercenary1987: hello
 l0gin4me: 8008135
ShifuDaxiongmao: no no, it's a horror game.. so backward... sboob
 A_Dub888: “big ape”
  mtvcdm: The number dickbutt
 Jigokuro: It's not like we'll ever have the chance to USE knowing the pin...
trebuchetboy: I want a Paul beard 
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EvilBadman: 'fourwordsalluppercase'
 0x6772: @sparrowhawksilver shhhh don't sweat the details
 snowewolf: is the password James Credit card number?
WardsarTheWriter: Most games are tbh.
  Juliamon: Jigokuro Now, you *say* that
 themercenary1987: Maybe stick around paul...
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  I hope I didn't miss the attempts while I was away
 bobokiddo: more like scotch tape, i wouldn't give it duct tape
ShifuDaxiongmao: duct tape and string.. and the maker ran out of duct tape quickly
Astrovore: Hi Paul!
 amative1: dickbutt01?
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah third pc
  Juliamon: but some folks have actually been there
trebuchetboy: Paul has a top 10 beard and I want one
Taligan: It's got *layers*.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon AND THEN THEY'LL BE THERE
 TheWooglie: well just cause a power cut that should get everything
  mtvcdm: At least it's a quick reboot
 IvanRussel: Crash all of LRR any%
 CaptainSpam: And then it crashes the entire Vancouver Island power grid...
 vinopinguino: Time to break the entire setup lol
 RandomTrivia: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: if we hear about the island suddenly losing power, we know who to blame 
 JoannaTastic: Annoy Paul any%
 SnackPak_: 
Chesul: anyone remember where G got that Russian malware?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Crash the moon base any%
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 50keyz: "i cant believe" - but really; cant you?
EQMoPower: the password was *********
 tehfewl: full runs no reset derust stream
trebuchetboy: 
 A_Dub888: New category: Broke Flashlight run
 Marvoleath: Wait, go into Task Manager, and enable "Always on top" in options
ShifuDaxiongmao: about the dive part, try throwing item just before it is supposed to go off
 Marvoleath: just in case
 NotCainNorAbel: sounds like a speedrun stream
 SK__Ren: I am currently trying to clip up to the top of the library here at the start. I'll let you know if it works
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thekumquatking: Nostradamus
midnightcurryjazz: This man has no glotch
 CaptainSpam: "How did the entire nation of Canada have a cascading power failure?!?" "Well, there was this one streamer in BC who played a really bad horror game..."
 stippledotter: Hi raiders!
bluejaydreamer: GO BEN! Adzy and blueJane are cheering you on!
 50keyz: the most difficult part of glitchless is not accidentally glitching this game
EvilBadman: There's no registered times for Nightmare difficulty 
 tehfewl: ah the age ol method of making your own category for WR
JoeKim: are ya winnin son
  mtvcdm: Does this game even HAVE a glitchless
 TheMerricat: So I'm going to bet that the version that Ben originally played was the 'demo' version -https://www.moddb.com/downloads/kraven-manor-demo - as far as I can tell that was the only other version of the game released.
 0x6772: There's a comment in that second place video about having worked on his run for plural days, so if you get anywhere close in 3 hours, you're doing very well.
 KeytarCat: Let's go speedrunning! *bwamp* aw dangit
EQMoPower: that was a joke
EQMoPower: don't make me laugh
offbeatwitch: in the 2nd place speedrun he like, drop-grabs it at the same frame as the animation, so he's holding it during the animation
 WriterRaven flops into chat, vaguely awake
 e_bloc: 852 lets go speedrunners
WardsarTheWriter: In games like these, is there ever a true "glitchless" run?
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RhymesWithMoose: What ho! I heard something about snowboarding and am desperate to think cold thoughts!
ShifuDaxiongmao: I wonder if you can throw it over the sofa on the right, walk around and pick it up again and potentially bypass a trigger zone
offbeatwitch: i don't think it saves a significant amount of time
 DigitalSeahorse: No Intentional Glitch Run
 sparrowhawksilver: @50keyz reminds me of a pokemon red/blue challenge run, where you weren't allowed to have any glitches, including gen 1 misses
 Bearudite: so you start with access to the lower floor of the library could you use the room model to jump to the second floor? and skip the prior rooms?
 tehfewl: Mostly* glitchless**
 accountmadeforants: I do have a sequence of secret passwords, I mean keyboard shortcuts, ready in case the game manages to break things again
EQMoPower: please do ask if you need me to be more clear. I am extremely gladly
OVERKiLL!: :face-orange-raised-eyebrow:
EQMoPower: glad* my privileges were returned
 snowewolf: This Leathal Company Mod is so Detailed
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ShifuDaxiongmao: if this was a student game, I would expect the triggering to be a collision box that checks if you have the item when you enter it
  mtvcdm: !prime
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 accountmadeforants: (And in case I'm gone by then, here you go, chat: https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20170425-00/?p=96035 )
 themercenary1987: How far away can you grab the attic chain?
Myk Pilgrim: Ben! the timers not working!!!
EQMoPower: oh no,you are correct
 SmithKurosaki: I *think* he's practicing atm
  Colin: I think this is still a practice run, untimed, just to test
EQMoPower: understood
 accountmadeforants: That's how you keep your APM up
 Bearudite: there is a switch on the wall for the attic too
 0x6772: @accountmadeforants That's general-purpose useful, not just today!
 IanAllenBird: well,
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow lol
 kaboomjr26: Is this a speedrun?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SK__Ren: omg, I just achieved flight by rapidly picking up and dropping a globe
 corpocracy: I think the general speed run mantra is "tricks save seconds, movement saves minutes"
 themercenary1987: Well then...
 accountmadeforants: @0x6772 I just have Always On Top on in general, but it's obviously not helpful if you didn't turn it on in advance. So those shortcuts solve that issue.
Stratavarius: Speedrun practice
 maxthefourth: Barrel: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Myk Pilgrim: gotcha tnx, I'm not the brightest light in. the ceiling 😉
 DigitalSeahorse: laggy barrel
 Dreamlettuce: It's decided to finish the job!
 DeM0nFiRe: barrell's haunted
 themercenary1987: Ben making his own horror game
 themercenary1987: Oh so you a real gamer!
thekumquatking: I can't come over after school today. I have barrel practice
 0x6772: @accountmadeforants … and I'm used to just always having more than one virtual desktop, so same deal.
 vinopinguino: That one was clean
 Fancy_frenchman: What game we speedrunning?
 RandomTrivia: Kraven Manor
 RandomTrivia: It's very bad
EQMoPower: how many pilgrims does it take to replace a light bulb? that's the first racist joke I was told
EQMoPower: at least 1 more
 Fancy_frenchman: Ah bringing back the old speedrun
 stippledotter: Steam version, now with more attic
 themercenary1987: oh no....
 0x6772: They were taking damage while above the roof like that too.
 DigitalSeahorse:  Queen Barrel is not impressed 
 tidehollowcat: I think you're taking damage from occupying the same space as other objects, but I could be wrong
 Fancy_frenchman: Ben needs to defend his title
offbeatwitch: yeah look for the glowing thing
offbeatwitch: you can see it from above
offbeatwitch: you saw it briefly
 Coloneljesus: maybe use the streaming pc to check the other run to avoid crashes?
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OVERKiLL!: :face-red-droopy-eyes:
 themercenary1987: Tehre!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 themercenary1987: YOOO!
 KeytarCat: Skip get!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 Heckhoundbolt: nice!'
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah Barrel Skip achieved
 Tweygoh: i just popped in, is Ben speed running this game again?
 Heckhoundbolt: huh
 IanAllenBird: lmao
offbeatwitch: it seems like that door is not locked properly
 themercenary1987: Done
 Texan Reverend: We don't need racist anything here.
Astrovore: directly below, of course :D
EQMoPower: I have no intention of hurting feelings. we all have them.
Myk Pilgrim: Say you're a bot, without saying you're a bot.
 Bearudite: I think the other door still being in the animation makes this one think its unlocked
 NonUniqueGuy: Maybe they replaced the book portion with the attic.
 RandomTrivia: *screeeeee*
 Heckhoundbolt: there was an order
GameSageZB: "that's never happened before"
 Heckhoundbolt: first shelf, second shelf, fourth shelf, third shelf
 sparrowhawksilver: somebody know if the website uptodown . com is legit? i found a version of the game from aug 14, 2013 there
 DigitalSeahorse: 
offbeatwitch: game so good
 themercenary1987: AHHHHHHHH
 Easilycrazyhat: Torchless run let's go
 Mr_Horrible: it's Kraven Manor not Working Manor
 accountmadeforants: Can you rebind the flashlight button to fix it maybe?
WardsarTheWriter: A well-made and well-polished game!
 Heckhoundbolt: so... the dorr is jusgt unlocked ?
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe suggest a flashlight patch
EQMoPower: I am not, ask me something only a real person would a answer
 Texan Reverend: Or you could just chill out and not need to prove anything.
EQMoPower: also fair
 vinopinguino: Gotta break it all at once or NOTHING AT ALL
 Heckhoundbolt: but only on your first life?
 Lichenbeard: well you get to practice the barrel jump more
 Easilycrazyhat: Use the force, Ben
 50keyz: "bug report%"?
 incredulouspasserby: and here I was missing Watch+Play these last few weeks when all I needed to do was hold out for this segment of the subathon
  mtvcdm: This is a really silly thing to ask, but do you have a backup game just in case.
 raulghoulia: solid snake on the right is sending me
Darksualc: The speedrunning game that forces you to reset
 RandomTrivia: Just think of every start as a PB attempt 
offbeatwitch: wonder if the library door is only unlocked if you walk through instantly
HexDrone7624: Long time watcher, first time chatter. Love everything you guys do, keep it up  1000
ShifuDaxiongmao: if we can find a way to skip that drop, that might be at least 5 sec
offbeatwitch: oh maybe
  Defrost: I can't wait for Ben to show up in a summoningsalt video
haberley: just got back, have we done the attic?
 Bearudite: its the other door being in a unlock state and still animated. I am willing to bet they cloned the door's entity
haberley: sweet, congrats
 DigitalSeahorse: attic is cracked
haberley: perfect experience, perfect game
 DigitalSeahorse: worst flashlight ever
 sparrowhawksilver: the kravenmanor . com is mostly a weird online casino ad by now
offbeatwitch: livesplit babey
 vinopinguino: You die in the game, you (the game) dies in real life
 ThorSokar: Time to download livesplit?
 Bearudite: livesplit is pretty easy to set up
 accountmadeforants: My best guess as to why it breaks the flashlight is the action just becomes unbound in some weird way, and rebinding it fixes it. (That's happened to me in a lot of janky unity games.)
offbeatwitch: nice gettin the actions for the table down
 jacqui_lantern234: so now i have a fun story. i got a phone call for Jibkat's sock subscription delivery... we live on near opposite sides of canada
Darksualc: lever on wall
  SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 wf
 Heckhoundbolt: the switch I think is for the secret
 raulghoulia: I remember crying after you and Adam hugged when you first got the speedrun record
 Austere_Squire: greetings again, chat
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki they use the same delivery service as LRR does, so it just auto-filled my phone number and his address
 Austere_Squire: hullo, ben; hope yer speedruns are going speedily
haberley: @Austere_Squire hi there 
 accountmadeforants: Reminds me of learning how to rocket jump effectively
 jacqui_lantern234: for context, Jibkat got me DB pins last year
 themercenary1987: This is me leaning combos in sf6. Just practicing two links over and over
 Furyfire: Getting used to it!
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki oh noooo
 50keyz: considering this is reverse-engineered from a video thats AMAZING
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki dont worry, socks are safely delivered
 SquareDotCube: Ben, I think if you rebind grab/throw to mousewheel the cycling will make the physics glitching easier
 Furyfire: Ded
   LoadingReadyRun:  Thanks for the gift sub @Ivalenz_ 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 BusTed: rekt
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Heckhoundbolt: you can skip that cutscene
Amras0x00: Might want to learn a consistent setup, paying attention to camera position on successful runs
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: splat
 DigitalSeahorse:   spoop helps
 SK__Ren: You shouldn't need to rebind. I'm able to reliably prop fly with any of the larger items in game
 SK__Ren: just by mashing throw
 Bearudite: key on the table
 Heckhoundbolt: the layout may be different
prince_infidel: The key?
 SquareDotCube: key on the table?
offbeatwitch: it doesnt let you start placing in the line until it arrives but you can get to the table first
 Bearudite: mottom right
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun  i cant give you anything material, but here's this reminder that i love and value you more than words can express!!! 
 jacqui_lantern234: GET GOT, NERD
 whitebadgerwolf88: Yay!!  Was hoping to catch parts of this live.  Let's go Ben!!  Take back what rightfully yours!! 
 DigitalSeahorse: hover goat came back as a dummy
 Furyfire: 
Ted Prodromou: oooh, just joining, what game is this?
Marshall Wentworth: This is Ben trying to speed run Kraven Manor
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 50keyz: rough
 Heckhoundbolt: you are not supposed to be able to go up the stairs i do no think
 accountmadeforants: Welp, worth a shot
 Furyfire: LOL
offbeatwitch: well that was fascinating
 DigitalSeahorse: so dark
offbeatwitch: i guess the other skips
 Bearudite: squadalaaaaa
 raulghoulia: cool game
haberley: ulmer skip v2?
 Furyfire: Duct Tape and Ben
Ted Prodromou: fun! the game sure breathes heavy!
 ani laurel: weeping angel monsters just suck
John Hill: honestly if this was a game made while in a game design school, it's pretty decent
Marshall Wentworth: Specifically to beat the current record holder, doing practice runs to relearn it.
Stratavarius: Totally awesome video games
ShifuDaxiongmao: a wizard did it? 
 Furyfire: Try switching it to other than F?
 themercenary1987: Ben gonna have Speedrunners studying footage
 Bearudite: bind it to a diffrent key?
 Furyfire: Nope?
DoomBringerIL: u missed lethal on kat last turn on ED social @LoadingReadyRun
 Furyfire: Dang
DoomBringerIL: but was a very GG @LoadingReadyRun
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Ted Prodromou: Neat!
 accountmadeforants: Shame
 Furyfire: It's Steam Tuesday
 Dog_of_Myth: 
offbeatwitch: steam cloud pls
 ElementalAlchemist: our cloud data is Important
 Austere_Squire: cloud data is always out of sync
 vinopinguino: Uh oh lol
 themercenary1987: Watch the full run?
  SmithKurosaki: Oh tuesday at 6pm est
 DigitalSeahorse: there it synced
 Furyfire: Maintenance
 Makrosian_Tay: "So, how was the LRR sub-a-thon?" "Don't you mean, tech-support live?"
 Catcard: hello Ben and chat, how long have we been on the speedrun (or what I'm assuming is the speedrun, from what I recall?)
 e_bloc: my favorite magic set, murder at kraven manor
superdude097: To avoid having to reset to get back the flashlight, just memorize every route so you don't need to see where you're going. 
Cole McKinney: Wait, Ben is trying to beat his WR for Kraven Manor?
Marshall Wentworth: He's trying to beat the people that beat him.
 SmithKurosaki: The people who beat his, actually :)
Cole McKinney: ah, I see. delightful
Marshall Wentworth: Ben cannot be content with 'former world record holder'
 Gaz_L: how did lego go, btw?
  mtvcdm: When you try to speedrun steam garbage sometimes it's down to who the game smiles on most.
 DigitalSeahorse: lego dragon is built
 TheMerricat: @Gaz_L They didn't finish but still hope to have it put together for post Ben's Stream DND stream.
OVERKiLL!: go get em ben
 DigitalSeahorse: and most of the build if not all
 LowUpsideCJ: hey speeders how goes it
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 Mr_Horrible: me only just now realizing that that's just blatantly the SotN noise
 maxthefourth: sometimes a cosmic ray flips the right bit
SeismicLawns: so is this version supposed to be in a different category or did i hear the discourse wrong
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  SmithKurosaki: Original WR is in diff category
Kingsgrave: spooky speedrun?
 KeytarCat: @SeismicLawns SRC board is on the steam version, the og letsnope was on the itch version
 LowUpsideCJ: this manor is almost absurdly kraven
  mtvcdm: We came in looking for a new WR. Almost half done and we haven't even completed it yet.
 neisan2112: Oh yes the floating asset room
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if there's a prop you can bring to jump those walls, waiting for them to slide away seems to take a fair few seconds
 l0gin4me: Timer
 Krillin_fan: you got this Ben!
 Coloneljesus: get some runs in for sure
  mtvcdm: Go
 themercenary1987: GO BEN GO
 Scy_Anide: glhf all re
 thatguysteve2709: Good luck you got this
ShifuDaxiongmao: gotta nail the barrel in the attic and skip the drop early and you got it 
 RandomTrivia: GLHF
 DigitalSeahorse:    trying to get this emote into favorites
 SK__Ren: I'm still trying to breach the invisible walls in the library. They seem to have been very throrough
myknorman: Ben gimme a sick speedrunner youtube intro
 RandomTrivia: "So the first thing you'll notice is a technique we call 'Arm Pumping', and what this does..." 
 tidehollowcat: You've also got an hour and a half left
 Furyfire: lol
 Greyah: You are watching the wrong speedrunners in that case.
RebekahWSD: "Oo, good time on that"
 SnackPak_: no talk, only fast
 CaptainSpam: Wait, that's the answer: Next GDQ, Ben gets the other runners of this game and we get an Awful/Silly Block race.
myknorman: so immersive
 bytecaster: From the back row: "Do a CLIP!"
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP flashlight
 IanAllenBird: kmjikjni
 Furyfire: LOL
 Bearudite: loooooool
 ElementalAlchemist: oh lol
 BusTed: 
 WriterRaven: WOMP
 I_Am_Clockwork: lol rip
 l0gin4me: 
 themercenary1987: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ImmortalLen: F
 vinopinguino: That's so cruel
 RandomTrivia: Oh I would love to see a Kraven Manor race in Awful Block
  SmithKurosaki: F
 Lichenbeard: reset
 RandomTrivia:  
 jacqui_lantern234: if thats all youre getting ben, ill send you a list of fun personalities
 accountmadeforants: Now it picks up the rebind, amazing
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Krillin_fan: great start
 ElementalAlchemist: Q
 themercenary1987: Welp
 0x6772: I HOPE that this... well, never mind. Anyway: that the speed runner imitation would be in "the run".
 electra310: F
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO BEN YOU DWEEB XD
 1y1e: Q
 50keyz: 
 Krillin_fan: 
 accountmadeforants: Press Q to pay respects
 Lichenbeard: here we go
 ClodiumSoride: I suspect a lot of the time the winning run is after many others, so the speedrunner isn't partictularly excited for that one.
ShifuDaxiongmao: I bet it's broken now 
 RandomTrivia: 
 themercenary1987: Flashlight any%?
skullbuilt: that's a run killer
 Antimuffin: q
 Lichenbeard: easy sub 8min
Morrigan9: this is what peak performance looks like
 jacqui_lantern234: Q
 themercenary1987: q
RebekahWSD: Totally for realisies this time honest for reals~
ShifuDaxiongmao: we need to create the "no flashlight %"
artacuno53: does this game have auto splits?
 Austere_Squire: 
 CmdrMadMoe: F for respects cause it sure aint Flashlight
 electra310: Attempt 1, lol
kusinohki: gotta mind your Ps and Qs...
  mtvcdm: So, behind the scenes for y'all: I can report that between the actual person in the room and the TV in the friend zone, it's about a 10-second lag.
 themercenary1987: I think this is grabable
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah, optimal
 Makrosian_Tay: sprint cancelling?? is this economy??
 ClodiumSoride: @mtvcdm thanks for the backgrouund
 RandomTrivia: Something something Whistle Sprinting something
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 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: pog
 Lichenbeard: lets goo
 ElementalAlchemist: gaming
 Furyfire: SKillz
 KeytarCat: YOO
 jacqui_lantern234: hes GAMING
 Makrosian_Tay: He's a knower!
 betweenmyself: Kraven Manor breathing in your ear ASMR
Kingsgrave: knower not a shower
 RandomTrivia: Already prepping for the blindfold runs 
WardsarTheWriter: Pro gamer Ben Ulmer.
 electra310: He's gaming!
 Austere_Squire: ben got it on lock
 Blakemcm: Que matrix reference
 NightValien28: he is GAMING
 groovemancery: no, because it was dark
 themercenary1987: HE KNOWS
ShifuDaxiongmao: any% blindfold run when? 
 Night_xD: First try
Talin06: your a knower not doorer
excalgold: You got this! you can Gineer your way to victory!
 Brozard: Gamer Sense: Activated
ShifuDaxiongmao: but chat, Ben is a-door-able.. 
 jacqui_lantern234: no, but you are a-DOOR-able!!!!
 Night_xD: A knobber even
 jacqui_lantern234: @ShifuDaxiongmao DAMNIT BEAT ME TO IT
 themercenary1987: DAMn
 TheWooglie: @jacqui_lantern234 no you are
 neisan2112: That was aa really clean room
 electra310: Nice and smooth
 themercenary1987: here we go!!!
 themercenary1987: lever aon wall
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheWooglie nope, i got beat to the joke, so no im not
EQMoPower: I love where I live. good people
 themercenary1987: CROSS FINGERS
 Makrosian_Tay: It's okay. We just testing. We just testing
Morrigan9: fix it in post
 accountmadeforants: We'll make up for this split later
 DeM0nFiRe: So close
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Krillin_fan: 
 Lichenbeard: smash that grab
 themercenary1987: Yeah!
Julian_Rogue: I just got off work. what's been doing?
Astrovore: ooh are we doing a timed runs now?
 SmithKurosaki: Yup. He's going for it
Astrovore: awesome!
 BusTed: 
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 quatoria: ben has almost learned: skip tech!
 jedi_master_zll: Oh there's a secret ending category, wonder what that is.
 Makrosian_Tay: Long long ruuuuuuun
artacuno53: does the world record get this barrel thing first try?
MovieNation: don't forget to like
 TehAmelie: tiny barrels, how many lives have been lost to this menace? when will it end?
 vinopinguino: Wish would barrel jump that ledge my friend
 ElementalAlchemist: the Tech
EQMoPower: real talk I registered pixel perfect designs in nj
MovieNation: don't to forget to hit the like button
 Lichenbeard: should you still try against the self so you'd have more room to sprint?
ShifuDaxiongmao: there is a dark smudge at bottom of painting, I think the sweet spot is somewhere between painting corner and that
 0x6772: MIght be a good idea to drop back down and try the barrel repeatedly until you can get it multiple times in a row.
EQMoPower: 50 bucks in taxes a year and I didn't earn a cent
  Colin: @MovieNation Please don't spam the same messages
 ElementalAlchemist: this game has one Technology, which is a barrel
 Makrosian_Tay: Good
 Bearudite: being a speedrunner with tech is so much cooler tho
Grumpingtoon: So in the library, the farthest book. I don’t think you need to go around. You can probably hit it from the second to last aisle through the bookshelf like the first book
 MooCowofDom: Cool technology!
 Austere_Squire: you've done barrel roll, but have you done barrel tech?
 Lichenbeard: easy game. it's like throwing barrels in the attic!
  QuixoticScrivener: I think the issue is that you're missing your lucky Adam.
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EQMoPower: I hit like because they reminded me tbf
MovieNation: yes Colin thanks
  mowdownjoe: So, there was new tech discovered in this game since you ran it on Let's Nope? Neat.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: the trigger for the drop to the floor seems to be between pillar and stairs.. I still suspect there could be a potential skip if you can throw item over the sofa, walk around and pick it up
EQMoPower: Adam is there. this is known
 Lichenbeard: @mowdownjoe a whole new room
 turrikass: Wine cellar expert!
Mind2Waste: on unlock even
 neisan2112: @mowdownjoe More like, there's a room that he didn't even have on his run.
 Gekyouryuu: @Lichenbeard a new fantastic point of view
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 Coloneljesus: Ben, you are also a real speedrunner right now
 jacqui_lantern234: but ben, you ARE a real speedrunner
  Colin: The real adam was inside us all along... wait
EQMoPower: he's a lot funnier in person... but dum chee
 Bearudite: I am tempted to run this to dev some tech, but that would defeat the purpose of trying to get ben back on top
 jacqui_lantern234: you have a confirmed time and everything
 Greyah: Not to like, downplay the other folks's skills or anything, but you're also a real speedrunner.
 turrikass: Barrel time!
  mowdownjoe: I look forward to this eventually being shown on the Bad Games block of a GDQ.
 Dalrint: A weekly show where you and a guest learn to speedrun a game would be great fun
GameSageZB: Speedrunning is definitely not a gatekept term!
  mtvcdm: You held a world record.
 Gekyouryuu: "you should watch someone speedrun kraven's manor. they're very good." "but doctor... I AM the Kraven's Manor world record speedrun."
 Coloneljesus: agreed @Dalrint
 ElementalAlchemist: 
GameSageZB: @dalrint wasn't that a James show?
WardsarTheWriter: New LRR stream idea: Ben speedruns the whole thing
 Greyah: Crow Country speedrun when?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TehAmelie: "former, Mr Ulmer. former world record holder"
 0x6772: I think redoing this on purpose is probably good, actually.
 KeytarCat: right, right, left, right
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of wonderful speedrunners, Blackheartwings does some cool stardew runs
 Makrosian_Tay: "What's the matter, young man? You're having trouble with a speedrun? Well, you just need to see the great Benjamin Ulmer and he'll show you how it's done!" "But doctor, I AM Benjamin Ulmer  "
  mowdownjoe: You still did it third try. Good enough for GDQ.
 0x6772: (without having to go all the way from the beginning)
 Austere_Squire: honestly, yer doing great; tech stuff is wildly strange
 RealGamerCow: It's like you're practicing a kickflip
  mowdownjoe: @jacqui_lantern234 That always amazed me that there are speed runs of that game.
 ElementalAlchemist: hmm
 BITs19_: just got here, what's Ben up to?
 Austere_Squire: speedrun tech
 WriterRaven: Reclaiming the Kraven Manor speedrun record.
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, that should only matter to the barrel's prospective partners
Alex_Frostfire: I think the barrel is ace, personally.
Kingsgrave: @BITs19_ spooky speedrun
 TehAmelie: i wonder what a Stardew Valley 100% run looks like
  mowdownjoe: @bits19_ Trying to reclaim his WR on speedrun.com of this game.
 jacqui_lantern234: @mowdownjoe you should check them out. GDQ has hosted it a few different times
 BITs19_: ooooooooo good luck!
 Lichenbeard: you're learning. you can do this
 wiganlass: ah Let’s nope quick 
 jacqui_lantern234: @TehAmelie hell. its hell
 Mazrae: Just got back, how is the speedrun going
 0x6772: Yeah, their youtube channels are devoted to unlisted videos of speed runs.
Snowcookies: yes Ben, one of them is a mod for that site
 Lichenbeard: this is very interesting to watch. I'm hypnotised by this barrel throwing
 TheMerricat: @Snowcookies :LD
offbeatwitch: xEB is a variety runner I think, they just run tons of stuff
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat 
 JoannaTastic: seems like it may be important to invoke the name of Christ at the moment you attempt the glitch
ShifuDaxiongmao: so, just to the right of the painting corner
 Saintnex: So does this make Ben a real speedrun boi getting them to first beat Ben's record and now challenging them? 
 MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 Agreed! My housemate and I did a co-op run so I could 100% it once in my life and it was so slow at the end.
 ElementalAlchemist: !
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
cadesguy: 
 50keyz: GOAL!
 korvys: lol
 eshplode: 
Snowcookies: nice
 ElementalAlchemist: GOAL!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 TehAmelie: it's well known Christ helps those who pay proper homage
 Lichenbeard:  
 baltimore_667083: GOOOOOOAL!
ShifuDaxiongmao: no, the barrel is to the left of the corner XD
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 BusTed: 
 Furyfire: 
 KeytarCat: That's the other side of the room!
 l0gin4me: that is a bit more than kissing... 
offbeatwitch: twin fantasy (barrel to barrell)
 0x6772: Nesting doll % run
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh no the barrels docked
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Julian_Rogue: 2 points
 I_Am_Clockwork: a game of inches
 jacqui_lantern234: uhh...phrasing?
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah speedruns are a ton of practice
 jacqui_lantern234: oh yeah, this kinda deal is super common
ShifuDaxiongmao: yeah, you find one you can replicate, then practice until you can do it most of the times
Astrovore: 😄
  Colin: I don't know why but "make the barrels kiss" absolutely cracked me up
 0x6772: Is there a keymapping without depending on the scroll wheel that'd make this feel easier?
 Bearudite: yeah it looks like a unity item hop
 Lichenbeard: they almost like threw it over the painting
  James_LRR: Are we once again the very best? Like no one ever was?
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Oreo1369: Is there gonna be a lets nope tonight?
  James_LRR: @Oreo1369 No
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 DigitalSeahorse:    
Astrovore: any kiss%
 ani laurel: I've never watched a speedrun stream and its honestly impressive how much work goes into them
Oreo1369: thanks
ShifuDaxiongmao: barrelception
Scarbble: so many barrels per barrel
 ElementalAlchemist: oooooh
 RandomTrivia: It's like shooting barrels into a barrel
 jacqui_lantern234: @James_LRR hes working on it
 JoannaTastic: nothing but net
 0x6772: Kinda shocking the inside of a Big Barrel is actually modeled as empty.
 NonUniqueGuy: After this is Lego One-Shot
  mtvcdm: This baby can fit so many barrels
  Juliamon: The answer is "it's more complicated than that"
 RandomTrivia: Ben has new tech to learn and practice
Astrovore: I definitely don't have the patience to do a speedrun
 SmithKurosaki: I also dont have the patience for speedrunning
 neisan2112: This whole room was missing from his original run.
 TehAmelie: they've got exquisitely modeled 3D props but haven't solved how to let the player run if holding down the run button before starting to move. . .
 Mazrae: New lrrtech??
  James_LRR: wild
 50keyz: @TehAmelie priorities
Oreo1369: is the game better
Oreo1369: ?
  Juliamon: No
 I_Am_Clockwork: I think you’re maybe a little to far to the right?
 BITs19_: as in, wasn't part of the game? or wasn't part of the route?
  Juliamon: It's the same but with more bullshit
  Juliamon: Wasn't part of the *game*
 saucemaster5000: How goes it top tier speedrunning gamer supreme?
Oreo1369: ouch
 Bearudite: so you are throwing it to get under your feet to reset your Y position
 ani laurel: Yeah, its not what I want to do with my spare time
 Furyfire: And he keeps cloning the barrel there
 Austere_Squire: this reminds me of when I watched a sonic adventure 2 speedrun for the first time and they said "luckily the walls only have 1 side" and my mind opened to what speedrunning was
  Juliamon: Ben originally played on the non-Steam version which doesn't have this room at all
artacuno53: Watch + play type game
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 0x6772: Now do it again!
 Lichenbeard: now again
  James_LRR: he's gaming
Oreo1369: Good Job
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO
 northos: Clap
artacuno53: I feel like you looked more downwards when you got it
  mtvcdm: Games like this don't get better, just mildly less bullshit
 neisan2112: LETS GOO
 TehAmelie: twice in a row!
 Austere_Squire: yeeeeeeeeee
Oreo1369: LETS GO
 BusTed: 
 0x6772: More! More!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KeytarCat: EEEE
 jacqui_lantern234: HES FUCKIN GETTING IT
cadesguy: hes gaming
 Lichenbeard: there we go! couple more times!
trenzylive: POGGERS
 tehfewl: He's Gaming!
 Mazrae: By Ben he's learning
 I_Am_Clockwork: fighting game combo unlock endorphins
 BITs19_: wax on, wax off...
 NonUniqueGuy: Just do that every time
 gualdhar: but if you detail everything then you'll reveal your secrets to your competition!
 DeM0nFiRe: He's beginning to believe!
 RandomTrivia: He's dialling it in!
artacuno53: LETS GOOOO
 Mangledpixel: this is why speedruns are SO DANG COOL!
Astrovore: he's starting to see the matrix
Scarbble: he's the GOAT!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Furyfire: 3 in a row!
 0x6772: sweeeet
  James_LRR: gamer mode activated
 Lichenbeard: this is so cool!
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS FUCKING GO BEN
 ElementalAlchemist: Practice paid off!
 Snampo_ok: There's a shelf your jumping against I think
 vinopinguino: We're cooking boys
 SageofShadowzF: YOU GOT THIS WOOOO
ShifuDaxiongmao: happy ben has got the zoomies 
 whitebadgerwolf88: 
Oreo1369: Ben is Becoming a Gamer
 A_Dub888: you’re our baby
  mtvcdm: Hey James, did you get the thing?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Oreo1369 becoming? hes already there
Astrovore: well done Ben!
Study Music: You got this Ben!
Oreo1369: I meant a pro gamer
 LordZarano: Can we get it on the other shelf like the WR did?
 ThorSokar: the old speedrun addage is "be able to do a trick 3x in a row before attempting it in a run"
 Lichenbeard: I should go to bed, but here I am watching ben throw barrels. this is just too cool
 DeM0nFiRe: It's a barrel of fun!
John Hill: my hungry a** couldn't be a speedrunner
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Scarbble: i am fully here for barrel stream
 A_Dub888: Barrel Boy Ben
Redpandarama: Barrel stream honestly goated
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "Barrels?" Ulmer
 RandomTrivia: The adage that I was always taught for musicians is "don't practise until you can play it right, practise until you can't play it wrong"
 stippledotter: We love a barrel roll
 Mazrae: When did this game become donkey Kong
 MooCowofDom: Ben Barrulmer
Bruceski: We watched people punch chunks for 5 hours yesterday, this is nothing.
 Mazrae: With all the barrel throwing
 jacqui_lantern234: DO A BARREL THROW
 HesGotNoPants: Is this the world run attempt?
 DeM0nFiRe: @HesGotNoPants Practicing this skip for now
 IanAllenBird: I surprisingly don't have a migraine from this yet
 Saintnex: ngl Ben, I have you on the background 
Oreo1369: sleep is overrated, Ben learning and gatting better is PEAK entertainment
 Bearudite: so it looks like you need to grab it right as you "step up" on it
 0x6772: Yeah, hitting the right slot at the top looks like it matters.
 mwlsn: as a nausea-from-games sufferer, I'm dipping in and out so I can keep experiencing the magic
 DigitalSeahorse: not seeing the full screen helps us not be sick, just a circle
ShifuDaxiongmao: the green chair blocks, and the brighter thing on the left up there above the corner seems to block too
 undecided44: If it's pushing you back, would approaching the box backward make it work?
 SK__Ren: You can actually do it back by where the stairs come up
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think the crate is below thhe blocker
 SK__Ren: yeah right to the right of the stairs
 ElementalAlchemist: WHOA
ShifuDaxiongmao: I imagine runners don't do it because walking back there takes time
 Lichenbeard: gaming
 Austere_Squire: 100 100 100 100 100
excalgold: that'll shave a few seconds off!
 DeM0nFiRe: new tech? 👀
 ThorSokar: EASY GAME FOR BABIES
 SK__Ren: Yeah much easier
 neisan2112: Thats even faster!
 public_key_reveal_party:   
Oreo1369: Lets go
 ThorSokar: lets gooo
 vinopinguino: MAJOR LEAGUE GAMING
Oreo1369: new tech
 undecided44: New route unlocked?
 0x6772: great call @SK__Ren
 SK__Ren: I'm breaking this thing right along with ya lol
  Juliamon: you should dupe glitch your barrel before you use it
Lee Misset: Nice.
 ani laurel: he got it!
 IanAllenBird: oh shining carpet spotted
 DeM0nFiRe: With chat helping, does this count as a Fool Assisted Speedrun?
 RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe Hehehehehe
 Austere_Squire: 
 RandomTrivia: Also yes
 Lichenbeard: didn't you go more right?
superdude097: So, for those not aware, what exactly is happening in the game? Are we standing on top of the barrel, then picking it up, which causes it (and by extension us) to move up?
 public_key_reveal_party: @DeM0nFiRe I just want you to know I looked to see if you had a sub when I saw this, because I would have gifted one immediately for this
 A_Dub888: Ben’s always right
 DeM0nFiRe: @public_key_reveal_party 
 Chronomos901: @DeM0nFiRe He's gonna get a Fool Assisted Speedrun Time (FAST for short)
Grumpingtoon: So is there a barrel up near the ladder that you can grab early on a fresh run?
ShifuDaxiongmao: @superdude097 pick it up and throwing it in almost same motion
 RandomTrivia: Worth a try
  QuixoticScrivener: barrels, barrels everywhere, and not a drop to drink
superdude097: @ShifuDaxiongmao Ty
 A_Dub888: @chronomos901 
Grumpingtoon: Or do you have to run up to the barrel, grab it then run back
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
Grumpingtoon: So I think they aim for that corner of the bookshelf near the crate because there’s no painting to get landed on top of plus the corner of the bookshelf and the crate may “trap” the barrel when you throw it. Plus it’s right near the first barrel
OVERKiLL!: ⁰¹⁰⁰¹¹⁰⁰¹⁰¹⁰¹⁰⁰¹¹⁰¹⁰🐇
  Simriel: Decided to actually fix my name
 ani laurel: welcome Simriel
 SmithKurosaki: Nice :)
 ThorSokar: anything you can pickup should work, what's happening is you're boot-strapping yourself, as in you are picking yourself AND the item up at the same time
 SK__Ren: Yeah this is classic prop flight. the larger the object the better
 SK__Ren: the globe in the lobby is by far the easiest to fly with
Grumpingtoon: But a skip you can do reliably is better than one that feels harder so long as you get the save. So go for whatever works
 Bearudite: easier isn't faster in this case sadly
 SK__Ren: You could even plan ahead and bring that with you
 inconsideratehat: Oh hey the carpet looks like The Shining carpet. Nice cameo.
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think this should be the backup strat... you go fetch barrel and try once at painting, if fail, go back to above stairs and try there
rhodgejr: !game
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 KeytarCat: Does this climb require the sprint?  second place doesn't get far enough back to get a sprint
 SK__Ren: spam the throw key and you kinda just take off
Grumpingtoon: Oh, I like this
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Try to beat your PB?
 Bearudite: can you grab the globe in the hallway>
 ThorSokar: game is Kraven Manor rhodgejr
 Bearudite: there was one there as well
Garfman314: this is my first time seeing this game... what time are we trying for?
 korvys: If that's true, then that suggests the curved surface is important, which would explain why it seems to work less well when the barrel is upside down, and with the block
rhodgejr: thanks
 inconsideratehat: Dribble that basketball
ShifuDaxiongmao: @korvys was thinking the same
  Juliamon: Garfman314 We're currently learning a new technique for a room that wasn't in our version of the game last time
OVERKiLL!: gotta LOCK it iN!
 KeytarCat: Record is 8:xx
 RandomTrivia: Current any% WR is 8:28
 ElementalAlchemist: welp, bye
 Tangsm: Goodbye
 inconsideratehat: ROFL
Garfman314: 3 points!
 jedi_master_zll: Yeet!
 DigitalSeahorse: YEET
 SK__Ren: YEET
 RandomTrivia: YEET
 Heckhoundbolt: @Laserbeaks_Fury more like learn a whole newrun
 Bearudite: boooo
 Going_Medium: Don't think locally... Think globally.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: next time we need to hum the harlem globetrotter theme.. 
 TheMerricat: @Garfman314 The first time Ben and Adam played this on Lets Nope, they discovered that they could apply for a speedrun world record for it and got it. Since then others have come in and taken the record, so Ben's back to reclaim the throne. 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Fancy_frenchman: @Garfman314 Speedrunning a game Ben jokingly speedran a while ago and ended up getting WR so Ben is revisiting it and trying to do it again
 Mattmitchell45: Is there a full schedule for the Subathon posted somewhere?
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 Mattmitchell45: thanks @Juliamon
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is why I do Glitchless 
 inconsideratehat: Glitch, or Featour?
 ElementalAlchemist: globe fren!
boglebog: is ben okay
  Simriel: Ben seems to be fine, he's just practicing a difficult thing
ShifuDaxiongmao: does globe work near painting?
 RandomTrivia: O R B
Grumpingtoon: Hack to get the WR: Start a glitchless category then be the first
 ClodiumSoride: This a very specific reference: the ambient drone here sounds a lot like the same thing in the ruined office building map type in City of Heroes.
 IanAllenBird: : OOO
 inconsideratehat: Holy shit
ShifuDaxiongmao: HE FLEW!
 Furyfire: 
 0x6772: Triple jump!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 50keyz: 
 KeytarCat: Good item fly!
 Mazrae: The glove seems so bouncy/rolly
Oreo1369: what da hell
 SK__Ren: thats prop flight
thekumquatking:   
 Mazrae: The glove**
 inconsideratehat: Fuckin Michael Jordan here
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @ClodiumSoride huh, you're right
 SK__Ren: You got it!
cadesguy: just fly
 RubikDarkwill: Prop floating!
 Austere_Squire: so you can just fly with this
 Kibbik: Weighted Companion Globe ❤️
 SK__Ren: thats the trick
 0x6772: It propels you slightly backwards
 MrQBear: Mario 3 Flying Sound Intensifies.
  Juliamon: "that's some squadalah shit" I'm saving that one
Oreo1369: maybe we can use globe jump to skip other thing
 0x6772: (so face away)
 ClodiumSoride: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa oh cool, it's not just me
 Austere_Squire: what is this globe made of?!
 Brozard: @Juliamon Squidalah, we are off!
 forcedreject: Pulling off stuff like this must make you feel like a wizard in a game
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterAgitatedGoatCharlietheUnicorn-Wntqazay89gvwH9s
ShifuDaxiongmao: so... to save time.. we bring globe from middle down towards attic.. drop it to activate lever, pick it up and enter attic?
 IanAllenBird: clipping it through the floor is just rng manip
WardsarTheWriter: I have to say I'm really loving this. I love watching speedrunners discover and learn tech, and then I also get the great commentary of Ben here.
  Simriel: He's a genius! Xd
Dr.Sun: I step away long enough for Prime Day and we've moved from barrel meta to globe meta :popcorn-yellow-striped-smile:
  Simriel: MLGLOBE pro
marcosm_illustration: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedHorribleGerbilKappaWealth-UTnLmC9H5McD5cwP
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ShifuDaxiongmao: think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts!
 0x6772: Yep
TheNerdySimulation: he's beginning to believe!!
superdude097: Is the triple jump easier if you're facing the wall (bookcase?) rather than the couch?
 SK__Ren: When I did it I did it against the flat wall to the immediate left of the stairs coming up not behind it. I think the couch is actually pushing the ball away before you can fly
excalgold: @TheNerdySimulation Bengining even!
 Lord_Hosk: He can fly, he can fight he can crow
 0x6772: But maybe don't be up against anything -- that wall may stop your momentum
noisyblizzard: just joined, what game is this?
 SK__Ren: you can
 Bearudite: but if its any wall....
 groovemancery: @noisyblizzard Kraven Manor
 RandomTrivia: @noisyblizzard Kraven Manor
 SK__Ren: you do need a little mommentum
OVERKiLL!: 🛢🆚️🌍
Madeleine Weinberg: this is now an ocarina of time speedrun
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 RandomTrivia:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWooglie: GG mods
  mtvcdm: 
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Oreo1369: Good Job Mods
adept_nekomancer: 
  James_LRR: At least sub to the channel you dang bots
ShifuDaxiongmao: You're speedrunning, it attracts them... 
 TehAmelie: 
RebekahWSD: I'm always surprised by bots when I should not be
TheNerdySimulation: we raided that server so good /j
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 tidehollowcat:   
  Sarah_Serinde: lol James
 Meyari:  
  SmithKurosaki: @James_LRR Right?
 KeytarCat: Can you get on the couch by walking?
 ttandmore: Gave it the yea old wiz bang
 a_tapes: wen u nut it push ya backward
superdude097: Can you put a barrel or something on top of the couch then use the globe or another barrel to get on the couch then just do two separate small jumps?
 TehAmelie: the speedrun must be going great if we're getting bot raids
  James_LRR: LOL, went to gift a sub to one of the bots, but they got banned 
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think globe might work better at painting tbh
thekumquatking: Good old barrel. Nothing beets barrel!
 0x6772: You could practice the prop propulsion in a less crowded space to get a better feel for it.
artacuno53: The barrel seemed to get more results
Oreo1369: Globe has a lot of potential
 tidehollowcat: I'd go back to the barrel myself
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  bots
 I_Am_Clockwork: is it pushing you backward as you climb?
 Blakemcm: Just got here what's this part of the speed run about?
cadesguy: i feel like there's a timing and angle where you can just fly with it
 Blakemcm: This is confusing
Oreo1369: are you able to walk backwords over it
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I wonder if that corner with the painting may work better with the globe because the other shelf can bounce the globe back to you so you can fly over the painting?
 KeytarCat: @Blakemcm Wall jump skip room
ShifuDaxiongmao: Aliens visiting... Ben: "The Globe's got potential"
 ClodiumSoride: @blakemon trying to get a skip of an area Ben didn't see the first time, since he was playing a different version of the game.
 Blakemcm: Gotcha! Some halflife 2 strata
 ttandmore: !subathon
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TheNerdySimulation: could you jump off the globe at the end of the height or are you already doing that?
OVERKiLL!: not convinced till you hit it multiple times in a row
TheNerdySimulation: gotcha
Oreo1369: Ben can you do a globe jump  while walking backward
 KeytarCat: No manual jumping in this game
WardsarTheWriter: Donkey Kong approves of the barrel agenda.
 Makrosian_Tay: Reject globe. Return to barrelle
 Heckhoundbolt: why are we not calling it a globe trot
ShifuDaxiongmao: I mean, the 2nd place spot had to do 3 tries with barrel at painting.. so it probably is a bit fickle
ArcLightningCanuck: So the game doesn't expect you to master this, it's a speed run thing?
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm what if you lined up box barrel and then globe in a row so you'd have 3 things to possibly click and possibly extra hight?
  SmithKurosaki: @ArcLightningCanuck yes
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah you are literally standing on the item and it snapping up into your hand is juggling you up
TheNerdySimulation: ooo
yatagarasu1177: is there a schedule soemwhere?
OVERKiLL!: 1
OVERKiLL!: 2
Oreo1369: love lightbulbs
Lex_Peacekeeper: wheres the switch to turn it back on Ben?
 ClodiumSoride: @ArcLightningCanuck the proper way to go through this area is to toss several of the little barrels into a big barrel to raise a barrier. If he can get this skip, it's about a minute faster than that.
  SmithKurosaki: !schedule
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 DigitalSeahorse:    ?
 BITs19_: he thinks he can, he thinks he can...
TheNerdySimulation: so close!!
ArcLightningCanuck: @ClodiumSoride Cool!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "This barrel sucks.. yeet!"
 groovemancery: would keeping the camera pointed down help? I'm not sure if that's needed or not
OVERKiLL!: do you have footage to atleast see ideal placement or?
 ElementalAlchemist: ooooh
TheNerdySimulation: game designer could you delete that chair thx
 DigitalSeahorse: box barrel globe trot
 IanAllenBird: game designer could you just delete a wall while you're at it
Oreo1369: I'm enjoying watching you learn and grow while interacting with chat, this is fun.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: you got to the rafter, thats good
ArcLightningCanuck: The game physics of picking yourself up by picking up the object you're on is an interesting take on reality.
 HadesLeprechaun: just jumping over is probably easier, but there MUST be a way to use this to clip out of the map
 RandomTrivia: @HadesLeprechaun This game doesn't have manual jumping
 Blakemcm: Like a fighting game combo
 Laserbeaks_Fury: There are tools that do show inputs, but it probably takes effort
OVERKiLL!: the freshmaker
 LPS_97: the item pushing you upward by picking it up on repeat reminds me of those HL2 speedruns. Yet it is not a source game
 DigitalSeahorse: 
WardsarTheWriter: Now we know Ben is real invested in becoming a speedrunner because he wants to add a controller input overlay.
ShifuDaxiongmao: then the bright flat thing up there blocks you
 Blakemcm: Is it a true 1 frame string? Lol
 HesGotNoPants: Is mayonnaise a fighting game? Tell me why it is
 0x6772: Throw ALL the barrels!
TheNerdySimulation: I was gonna suggest two barrels earlier and didn't!!
 ClodiumSoride: Ben's going to see that tiny barrel in his dreams tonight.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I am not a fan of the ambient tone that's pitching up into EBS
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Oreo1369: Globe + Barrel?
TheNerdySimulation: don't know how practical having multiple barrels there is for the speedrun but it actually seems viable
 tidehollowcat: I think what's really important is that the barrel intersects with the painting.  Not sure why, but when you've been able to do  it consistently, they're intersecting.
 Blakemcm: That was clean
offbeatwitch: the mannequin is just staring at you like ???
 DigitalSeahorse: multiple barrels or multiple objects in a row to run over top
 TehAmelie: reminds me of Twisted Metal, the car battling game where you'd use fighting game button combos to do things like jump your car or fire backwards. very underused concept
ShifuDaxiongmao: "I'd torment him, but he seems to be doing that fine on his own"
TheNerdySimulation: practice makes progress
excalgold: i love the idea of a games AI being aware of speed runners and being immensely confused
 korvys: "I feel weird watching this dude fuck a barrel..."
offbeatwitch: he's gaming
frank_the_great: Is Ben practicing a speedrun?
 Blakemcm: Yeaaaa the neurons are connecting
 50keyz: definitely making progress here
 Bearudite: baw gawd
 0x6772: yessssss
 DigitalSeahorse: there goes the comments lost to scroll
WardsarTheWriter: Place barrel, move back, move forward, apply directly to the forehead.
 groovemancery: oh so it does seem to require the sprint
  mtvcdm: Practicing. Yes.
 korvys: The sprint seems really important
  mtvcdm: !next
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OVERKiLL!: boop and bop is ViTAL
 SmithKurosaki: He'll get it :)
offbeatwitch: we've got consistent height
 DigitalSeahorse:  spoop believes in you
WardsarTheWriter: Ben discovered clipping!
OVERKiLL!: okay
TheNerdySimulation: he is a free man!! No Barrel can contain him!!
 Mr_Horrible: Bro got put in the barrel, everyone point and laugh
prince_infidel: Nobody puts Benny in the barrel
Oreo1369: Inside of barrel
 logophile99: don´t put yourself into the barrel then
ShifuDaxiongmao: wonder if we can use the splits on the floor to line it up?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: what is 12x17
 Bearudite: I sleep to rain sounds so this but also exuberant Ben is some cognitive dissonance
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie left-right-back to launch the ghost backwards to hit chasing cars
 tidehollowcat: It almost seems like something in the very corner is hitting your head on the way up
 DNAli3n: it seems like the barrel has drifted to the left. maybe try a few cm to the right?
OVERKiLL!: :face-purple-crying:
 Diabore: @Laserbeaks_Fury enough
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 MrQBear: @Laserbeaks_Fury more than 100, less than 400
OVERKiLL!: 💡
ShifuDaxiongmao: I've watched too many speedruns... noticing all the small hints etc they use to guide themselves to lining up stuff 
plundypops: is his pb currently the one on the top left of the screen?
  SmithKurosaki: @plundypops For today, yes
  SmithKurosaki: Kind of
 Stormgod519: hi Ben!
mitomanox: ehermagerd it's a Ben!  Henlo yalll!
plundypops: gotcha
  Sarah_Serinde: we're vibing
  SmithKurosaki: (I thought it was a previous run)
ShifuDaxiongmao: and we're all here for it 
  mtvcdm: When this was scheduled there were hopes and dreams
WardsarTheWriter: We're all learning!
 Strebenherz: All good ben, it's cool seeing you play
Morrigan9: *snicker* ben learns to stream
 Gaz_L: i've been playin Neon White on Game Pass, it's helping me appreciate speedruns
offbeatwitch: the room changes yeah
 RandomTrivia: The issue is that you had a plan - and no plan survives first contact with the enemy
 couchboyj: New LRR show, Let's Zoom!   Same tyeme song but played at 2x
frank_the_great: Is this the game you speed ran a few years ago?
 Greyah: Watching you learn the run has been fun though!
 OmnipotentTrevor: It's more than I could have hoped for.
TheNerdySimulation: all we're missing is Adam from this and we'd have Speedrunone back
ArcLightningCanuck: I wonder about giving your brain a break from this section and working on  something else for a bit, come back to it fresh?
 sparrowhawksilver: i think stuff unlocks once you reach the model
ShifuDaxiongmao: you're probably triggering a shelf move while up there
 RealGamerCow: LFG GAMERZ
 Bearudite: when you cross a certain point it triggers the door
 korvys: Do we know how to do that room normally, btw?
 MrQBear: the moment you get up to where the model is, there is a creaking of the wall opening
mitomanox: pwogwess
 the_tutorial_boss: chat, did we do it? have we speedran?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: About how much time does this skip save?
  Sarah_Serinde: So chat I've been pretty distracted, what's the current record time?
superdude097: Reset timer?
  Simriel: It's been neat watching you learn
OVERKiLL!: refresh the course, AND learn a glitch
offbeatwitch: so, sideways barrel, at that point, fast throw? was that how it goes?
TheNerdySimulation: got this, Ben!
 RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde 8:28
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks
 l0gin4me: 1st speedrun attempt for real real this time
 RandomTrivia: You got this Ben, stay cool
 groovemancery: is that not the intended way of completing that room?
 TheMerricat: @groovemancery 
frank_the_great: Chat, don't distract Ben by asking Ben questions, or saying Ben's name so he looks over
 Greyah: Funnily enough, that's a super common thing in the speedrunning community. It happens more often than you'd think that a runner never played through the game casually.
 DeM0nFiRe: You're telling me a speed ran this game?
 ClodiumSoride: @Laserbeaks_Fury it skips at least one, maybe two puzzles, seems like it saves at least a minute
 Austere_Squire: speedrunners finding unintended solutions? perish the thought!
mitomanox: @frank_the_great but but we can't help it HI BEN
 RandomTrivia: That door is SO BIG
 KeytarCat: @korvys There's a big barrel you fill with smaller barrels
 sparrowhawksilver: @Greyah and then they get absolutely bamboozled by game features that have been optimized out of the speedrun
OVERKiLL!: is that Ben Ulmer, Loading Ready Run Member, and Kraven Speedrun World Record Holder ? 🙊
offbeatwitch: the four-room run
mitomanox: when Ben's around it's like Shea Stadium with The Beatles in here (boomer reference)
ShifuDaxiongmao: first try every try!
TheNerdySimulation: Barrel Skip first try, I believe
 Dedwrekka: Is Shea Stadium where Shea butter comes from?
frank_the_great: Look down your shirt and spell attic (tehee)
 IanAllenBird: ghost interference
 inconsideratehat: 
 0x6772: Yeah, go with it.
offbeatwitch: woo!
TheNerdySimulation: I blame the ghost
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TheNerdySimulation: Flag on the field!! Ghost interference
OVERKiLL!: got it in ONE! sorta
offbeatwitch: good pace!
 DeM0nFiRe: Not bad at all
 Krillin_fan: good jorb
mitomanox: @Dedwrekka of course yes
 KeytarCat: Hell yeah
 BITs19_: could have been better, could have been a lot worse
offbeatwitch: wait
 E4rthR0cker: When I was learning how to do some speedrunning, i always felt just completing runs was absolutely crucial for my own morale
TheNerdySimulation: 3 attempts is good!
 E4rthR0cker: you got this
offbeatwitch: ah heck
mitomanox: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oops
 0x6772: Just keep rolling anyway, though
offbeatwitch: keep on rollin
 RandomTrivia: Barrel!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Grumpingtoon: rollin rollin rollin
 RealGamerCow: set a pb, then beat it
  Sarah_Serinde: Rolling away with our friend the barrel
TheNerdySimulation: the best way to learn is by doing
offbeatwitch: other shelf
Blake Treleaven: Holy crap I just put down DK64 randomizer, did Ben invent that barrel skip?
 KeytarCat: 1253
  Sarah_Serinde: Learning!
  James_LRR: what's the record anyways?
offbeatwitch: barrel tech was solid
  Sarah_Serinde: You're doing great Ben
 E4rthR0cker: barrel strat strong
frank_the_great: Proud of you
offbeatwitch: 8m28
offbeatwitch: is the WR
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 korvys: I think you weren't stepping back far enough to get the sprint
plundypops: ez, you got this
ShifuDaxiongmao: if we can do a sub 10, we'll be very happy 
 ExhaustedElox: Hey Chat! Once again, I am in you!
TheNerdySimulation: you're doing great, ben
OVERKiLL!: did not invent it @Blake T
OVERKiLL!: deffo progress
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the timer auto starting, or is it manual?
dimeadozent: its crazy that the new world record for this game was only made DAYS ago
 RandomTrivia: We're here for this
 Austere_Squire: you're doing a legit good job, dude
RebekahWSD: It's been lovely to watch!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hell yeah
JDMan94: Speedrunning is cool and fun
 IanAllenBird: it's been fun!!
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: learning is half the battle.
TheNerdySimulation: at the start of today you knew so much less about this speedrun than you do now! That's rad!
 HadesLeprechaun: learning tech in real time!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I've been speedrunning Arkham Asylum. That run is over 3 hours long 
Oreo1369: I'd enjoy doing this again in the future
 50keyz: ever forward out of spite
Kingsgrave: we're at the beginning of Ben's speedrunner arc and we're so here for it
TomatoKigu: I'm having a wonderful time.  
 mwlsn: It's been really interesting to watch/listen to!
 0x6772: I very much like watching this happen, not so sure I've got the patience to go do it myself, though.
 ExhaustedElox: I mean, it's not even scary at this point.
 BtEtta: If you don't get it this time are you going to run it again another time.
ShifuDaxiongmao: sometimes you gotta just (speed)run with what you're given 
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: the other half is merciless violence.
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: That is 100% a valid approach
offbeatwitch: SPEEDruns only
 RandomTrivia: Missed the door, very nice
 Greyah: That's fine though. There's plenty of real short speedruns.
 JRandomHacker: The longest run I actually seriously learned was Metroid Fusion which is just around an hour
 RealGamerCow: The people that do stuff like FF8 that are like 70 hours long are so dedicated
 Bearudite: missed the door
 Bearudite: good job
frank_the_great: My favorite speedrunning fun fact is that the Persona 5 speedrun is 15 hours
 Austere_Squire: i have a friend who's helped path for the 100% skies of arcadia speedrun... which is like 20+ hours or something? which i think is insane
head_cannon: Since Doom levels only take 5-10 minutes, I've quite enjoyed studying them & trying to set a good time. This kind of repetition can be fun in moderation.
ShifuDaxiongmao: door miss tech 
 PharaohBender27: Oooh,  times?
   Anubis169: 
 50keyz: @JRandomHacker that game slaps 
 ClodiumSoride: There are people who speedrun Finaly Fantasy 7. I can't imagine playing a game that long that many times.
WardsarTheWriter: If you want a real fast speedrun, Ocarina of Time recently had a new glitch found that's made it even shorter than it already was.
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Austere_Squire: Vibes are sent!
 aprilmoxt: Good Vibes!
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 WriterRaven: \o/ sending vibes
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 Dog_of_Myth:   
ImmortalLen: Sending the best vibes your way
 neisan2112:     
TomatoKigu: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: all the vibes!
 Kibbik: 
Redpandarama: Sending v i b e s
Garfman314: *vibrates benificently*
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 E4rthR0cker: i got really into ocarina of time speedruns a few years back. seeing multiple minutes come off of PB's at a time was so staisfying
 saucemaster5000: I give you the greasiest of good vibes
Oreo1369: YOu can do it
 Dedwrekka: The Speedrunning bug glitches past the infection period and goes straight to death
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thekumquatking:   
Notamys3000:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 hd_dabnado:  
 RandomTrivia:   
 E4rthR0cker: praise the barrel!
 Melfina__: u got dis
superdude097:   
 vegetalss4: 
Grumpingtoon: Barrel Tech: Not just for long distance shipping in the 1500s anymore
 RealGamerCow:    
offbeatwitch: reminder for correct library orientation
 couchboyj: Do a barrel trick!
TheAinMAP:  
 josh___something:   sending energy  
 BtEtta: I've been trying to get a respectable sub-40 mins Farewell time in Celeste. I don't want to get top of the table, just a placement that takes some practice.
 50keyz: 100 100
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 inconsideratehat: 100 Let's gooooo
 ThorSokar:   
OVERKiLL!: You CAN do iT Ben!
 Greyah: If you want to try learning a quick speedrun you could always try learning E1M1 from DOOM. The record's only like 8 seconds.
 Makrosian_Tay: 3rd time's the charm!
 ThorSokar:    
offbeatwitch: prettyy solid!
offbeatwitch: and make sure to get the library the right way round
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 BtEtta: I've already managed one sub-40. But I forgot to turn of my Cataline mod for that and rules are no mods.
JDMan94: Getting there
GameSageZB: Progress!
 ClodiumSoride: Seems that part of speedrunning is not being so surprised when a trick works that the runner gets thrown off their rhythm for the next part.
Grumpingtoon: 1 2 5 3
Blake Treleaven: Seemed pretty clean, honestly
  mtvcdm: Yeah a Speedrun is all about keeping your rhythm.
 PharaohBender27: 
packattack_0: amazing cut scene
 korvys: rip that guy
offbeatwitch: theres a way to skip that cutscene too but idk what it is
 SmithKurosaki: @Blake Treleaven Hows DK64 randomized? I've recently gotten into Archipelago a little
 Dedwrekka: It's too late Mannequin! I barreled to the high ground!
 ClodiumSoride: Whuh? The other model just followed him back to the display?
 DigitalSeahorse: nice that there's shadow on the table to indicate how things go
 korvys: The whole model mechanic is kinda dope, tbh
  mtvcdm: Bit of lost time there, it's okay
ShifuDaxiongmao: secret tunnel, secret tunnel..
 DigitalSeahorse: secret tunnel
 RandomTrivia: O R B
Blake Treleaven: The cut helm to just two random kongs and K.Rool to just 3 random phases. Races from the pros take like 90 minutes
Blake Treleaven: I take...uh... 3 hours
offbeatwitch: touch bottles
 itomeshi: Now I want to learn how to write TAS runs and try this
 RealGamerCow: is the code the same every tiem?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the code randomized?
offbeatwitch: excellent
 korvys: Is the code different each time?
 ClodiumSoride: seems the code is always the same
 SmithKurosaki: Fair enoguh
 DigitalSeahorse:  vibes
PumpkinRats: What game is this?
 ClodiumSoride: Kraven Manor
PumpkinRats: Thanks 
 RandomTrivia: Oof
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 PharaohBender27: 
 Singenmeister:  Progress is productivity! 
 ThatOverkillGuy: just kick it in the nuts
 TheMerricat: restart timer. 
offbeatwitch: pretty solid pace!
 0x6772: "collapse on the floor in a pool of blood" % run
GameSageZB: Reset your splits!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 turrikass: You are getting there! Keep it up!
  mtvcdm: Well hey.
 Greyah: Can't spell progress without poggers.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yup, it's just a matter of reps
 E4rthR0cker: solid progress
 josh___something: Barrel!
GameSageZB: Getting golds!
trenzylive: good run
 DigitalSeahorse:   
the_phantom_game_player: You can do it
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The run will usually have a hard defined start
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 Greyah: Depends on the game. In this one you do I think.
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, this game looks familiar
  mtvcdm: First interaction.
Jeri: why's he coming at you like jamiroquai
 KeytarCat: Can you outrun the bronze mans with the sprint pumping?
 PharaohBender27: 400 I bet this run will be the one
 SajuukSjet: testing lrrbot particulars, ignore
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 Lysander_salamander: trying to beat the previous speedrun?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander Getting a time in current patch
  mtvcdm: Goes the other way too, games will also stop the clock at last player input.
ShifuDaxiongmao: fun part is that speedrunning removes any jump scare effect because people become so focused on doing mechanics 
 Lysander_salamander: oh didn't know it updated
 Laserbeaks_Fury: do it like 20 times, you wont even see the pieces, you'll just know how many flips to do
 Bearudite: door dodgems
 KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander eh, I think LetsNope got an old version more than this got an update
offbeatwitch: yeah, last steam version change is 2014 lol
 RealGamerCow: Horror speedruns are so great because this spooky stuff is supposed to be happening and the runner has zero reaction because they've seen it so many times
 SnackPak_: fingers crossed
 ElementalAlchemist: The moment of truth
offbeatwitch: its just the steam version has the extra room
 Xaunaught: What are we playing? a spoop?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: also someone else beat Ben’s old record IIRC
 IanAllenBird: important to the speedrun that you get slammed in the face with a ladder there
 TheMerricat: It's interesting to see the parallels between Adam's Oki Oki fight club training and how speedrunners train to 'get good' at a speed run.....
 ElementalAlchemist: oof
ShifuDaxiongmao:  Barrel vibes 
 josh___something: Cmon barrel D:
 ClodiumSoride: @Lysander_salamander Ben originally played and ran the itch.io version. This is the Steam version, which has the attic room that wasn't in the itch.io version.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElementalAlchemist: nice nice nice
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 uncleardata: noice
ShifuDaxiongmao: last 3 attemps you've done it on 3rd one each time.. consistency 
 TheMerricat: That being said, I can't find any record of an itch.io version, I'm wondering if he actually got it straight from the dev's site which unfortunately has been hacked.
 RandomTrivia: *SQUIDGE*
 TheWooglie: smooth library
PumpkinRats: @Xaunaught Kraven Manor
Blake Treleaven: He cleaned up that library section a lot in one run
TomatoKigu: Incremental gains is the path to success, you're doing fantastic.  
 theblakdeth: Murders at Kraven Manor
 Austere_Squire: increment your way to success
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Incremental gains are the only sustainable kind
  mtvcdm: Get those gains
offbeatwitch: seemsgood
offbeatwitch: that might be a bug lol
 KeytarCat: SLOW.  INCREMENTAL. PROGRESS.
 Bearudite: breaking a lot of sequence here bud
 RandomTrivia: #That'sNeverHappenedBefore and now you're a fully qualified speedrunner 
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's ok, you're still on track for a new PB! 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
offbeatwitch: switch
 Bearudite: lever
 theblakdeth: 1324
 Austere_Squire: think of it this way, ben, every new glitch you discover is a possible new speedrun strat
 TheMerricat: pull lever
ShifuDaxiongmao: 1 3 2 4
 ElementalAlchemist: bloonk
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
offbeatwitch: CLEAN!
 IanAllenBird: 👏
Cptasparagus: breaking those sequins
 PharaohBender27: 
Cinnabat: It was!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 malfnord: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Ohhhh, that was rude
offbeatwitch: noooo
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Cinnabat: nooooo
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 Mnemonicman: 
 CelticGeek: Nooo!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: 😔
 josh___something: Noooooooo
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
 KeytarCat: Bro doesn't stop on this level??
 50keyz: RUDE
  SmithKurosaki: F
 TheWooglie: 
 stippledotter:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nooooooooooo
 Kibbik: 
 hvhTim: F
 Bearudite: got shibbtywhooped
 DudelidouX: Did the speedruner look back?
 0x6772: It seems almost absurd when the actual game mechanics getcha.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
TomatoKigu: Dang, out of curiosity I decided to check livesplit.  No auto splitter for kraven manor.
 Bearudite: hit em with the ole razzmataz
 Dalrint: I left for a bit. How's it going?
barbmitzvah: giving big dinfna vibes
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, someone has to dig into the game to make a split
 IanAllenBird: @Dalrint he's gaming
 EnglishGrinn: I hope whether he nails it tonight or not, Ben comes back to this
the_phantom_game_player: Did you at least get a new personal best?
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 0x6772: @TomatoKigu A travesty!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think dying invalidates the run? unless I’ve misunderstood
 SK__Ren: I figured out how to get the gear in the attic. Now I'm trying to figure out where the lever is
 KeytarCat: I think you can sprint pump and just make it through the escape, according to what we saw on the second place run
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig The problem is the game is a smidge bugged and reloading from a save or otherwise resetting breaks the flashlight. 
 KeytarCat: Haunted doll also didn't stop while you were looking so eh?
TomatoKigu: @0x6772 A damn shame at least.  I do like auto splitters, they're magic.
 IanAllenBird: @Thefluffiestguineapig reloading breaks the flashlight and makes portions unplayable
 l0gin4me: just go fast
 Welbog: What's Ben's PB and what's the WR on this run?
Dezponia: Hai Ben! I don't know what you're doing but good luck! 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not uncommon
 ThatOverkillGuy: games broken
ShifuDaxiongmao: to be fair, making a good save function isn't always easy.. and if this was a student game, they might not have gotten used to making those
yatagarasu1177: what's our theoretical pb
 ThatOverkillGuy: but we still love it
 Austere_Squire: you have new tech for this game you're playing that apparently isn't the one you played before
ShifuDaxiongmao: 9 should be doable with first try barrel 
thekumquatking: Theoretically? 6 minutes.
thekumquatking: In practice, yeah, probably 9.
ShifuDaxiongmao:  Barrel vibes 
 TheMerricat: I feel like they were able to save/reload in the old version they played, it may just be an odd interaction between the steam version of the game and the gaming PC.
 ElementalAlchemist: yes!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 EnglishGrinn: Best time yet
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: Love the splits
 Welbog: Is that called jumpcasking?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 IanAllenBird: 👏
Chesul: I'd say 9 min is a realistic theoretical PB for today, and is pretty solid when you had to learn an entire new area.
 CelticGeek: Let's go, Ben!
adept_nekomancer: You got this Ben!
offbeatwitch: lets goooo
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 0x6772: James'll need to find a new slot in the schedule for speedrunoneword if this keeps up.
 stippledotter:  
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 Let's go
Dezponia: Pure skill, whatever that skill is 
 KeytarCat: eee
 Jillexie:   
thekumquatking: Ah sick, a bus token!
 KeytarCat: that was supposed to be caps 
 TheMerricat: New Stream Title "Worlds Fastest Spoop." 
 EnglishGrinn: Even with the dropped book I think he's 5 seconds ahead of last run
haberley: you're getting SO QUICK at the library
 PharaohBender27: Model plz
offbeatwitch: wrong room
 Bearudite: bedroom
ShifuDaxiongmao: wrong rtoom!!
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: Still doing good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No you’re just getting used to it
Patorik: You're doing great!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The first split is getting faster every time
duke_dice: howdy folks
 ClodiumSoride: Watching this game again makes me appreciate the "collect models to rearrange the rooms" mechanic. I'd like to see the same kind of gameplay without the horror faff.
 Welbog: Build-a-dungeon
ShifuDaxiongmao: maybe the sprint part can skip that first cutscene too?
 Austere_Squire: you haven't gotten to practice here much, it's fine
 ThatOverkillGuy: so, hows the subathon goin? hopefully you are all rested and hydrated
 0x6772: back of envelope math subtract conservatively 5 secs for that if it went right
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not only will you get it, you'll be looking to see how much you can set up before the room pops up
 Austere_Squire: you did the barrel jump so smooth
 Welbog: Is there anything in this place that isn't a hidden passage?
 E4rthR0cker: Unironically, i'm so here for barrel %
offbeatwitch: yeah
 ThatOverkillGuy: barrel % is peak
 IanAllenBird: @ClodiumSoride iirc Carto is a game that does that, very cute
 0x6772: You have to actually look at the bottles for them to fall. Good to know.
bagfullofbees: I'm generally super out on horror games, but I think in the context of a speedrun I might be able to handle it
 vegetalss4: It seems like the rooms doesn't reset orientation when you drop them, maybe pre-rotating before the goal room lands could be a trick?
 e_bloc: Here to appreciate 456,666 bits while it lasts
Dezponia: Ben hates wine!
  mtvcdm: The key bit will be surviving spirit guy to complete the run. To finish first, you first must finish.
 ClodiumSoride: @IanAllenBird oh right, thanks, I tried the demo of that a while ago
 PharaohBender27: @Dezponia That's not what that Adulting X Ways to Y episode implied 
Garfman314: take it home!
 ThatOverkillGuy: LETS GOOOOOO
 DentedPockets: Are you gonna practice at home? Make this your game?
 Jillexie:   
offbeatwitch: got there!
  mtvcdm: Get em Be- welp
Cptasparagus: when do we get to the part with the Koopa Troopa with guns?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gettem
  Sarah_Serinde: Let's go Ben
 josh___something: YEEEEEE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
JDMan94: The pieces be coming together
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HE’S DOING IT
  mtvcdm: Run!
haberley: hype hype hyper
 CelticGeek: Let's go!
offbeatwitch: mid right left
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am unironically super stoked for this to be a long term Ben thing
 AugmentingPath: luckily, fire doesn't hurt
GameSageZB: explosions!?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: PB pace?
 E4rthR0cker: gotta get that benchmark PB
offbeatwitch: see if you can 1-cycle
adept_nekomancer: We sure are causing a lot of fire.
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta learn the ending portions, too
ShifuDaxiongmao: need to set initial PB 
 ThatOverkillGuy: shat is WR?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How close to PR?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: pB sorry
offbeatwitch: you have to time coming out from behind the pillar for the swinging ball
haberley: this will be a first PB
JDMan94: The enemy of speedruns: global cycles
 PharaohBender27: WHAT
 E4rthR0cker: bruh
cadesguy: ????
 EnglishGrinn: Wha?
 ThatOverkillGuy: or not
 TheWriterAleph: OOF
 Seth_Erickson: mmm
myknorman: that part makes my stomach turn everytime
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
irikaj: Oh
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 E4rthR0cker: robbed
  Sarah_Serinde: welp
 DNAli3n: am i the only one who would love a weekly or biweekly speedrun stream?
 public_key_reveal_party: ?
haberley: the old game has been patched out basiclly
 Mnemonicman: welp
 ThatOverkillGuy: you just die
 Makrosian_Tay: Let's go let's go
 BusTed: hm
 CelticGeek: WHAT!?
Snowcookies: ?
 Seth_Erickson: much to think about
Cinnabat: oh
 Austere_Squire: ?????
offbeatwitch: i think you got shot
  mowdownjoe: Wat
 stippledotter: Noooooo
 Makrosian_Tay: Wait, What??
 e_bloc: What
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
 Tangsm: Denied.
cadesguy: whathappen
 KeytarCat: wut
hackingducks: wow ;___;
 l0gin4me: 
  James_LRR: ROBBED!!
haberley: wut
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 neisan2112: It pushed you off the stairs?
 Heckhoundbolt: you should be ok
TomatoKigu: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT??????????
 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol
 ThatOverkillGuy: THE GAME FUCKED YOU OVER
 Bearudite: dont need light
 PharaohBender27: I repeat: WHAT!?!?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Chesul: right at the end. XD
  mtvcdm: Crimes
 Austere_Squire: murdered by game
  Sarah_Serinde: Still, great effort
 EnglishGrinn: One more?
ImmortalLen: Call Sora!
 Sogheim: perfect game. no notes.
GameSageZB: Practice is paying off!
 ElementalAlchemist: welp, oof
 josh___something: Buh?!
 Bearudite: might as well runit
 0x6772: That'll buff right out.
 EnglishGrinn: One more!
theneatestburrito: oofa
 Heckhoundbolt: flashlight not needed
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah!
 stippledotter: Impeccable comedic timing
 Austere_Squire: let's go
yatagarasu1177: 9 min left? perfect time for a pb
qcanoe: Simply don't collapse to the floor and slip into darkness?
 ElementalAlchemist: One! More! Run!
Snowcookies: uh... one more?
Astrovore: man this bit's super cool
Astrovore: well, except for dying :/
Hazel Oakley: End of the game is it
 1y1e: one time for the one time
TetraRay:     
 public_key_reveal_party: you got this ben
Kreiseler: Uhhhh...one more
ShifuDaxiongmao: the final penultime promise it will be the last run 
Chedamann: Uhhhhhhhhhh one more?
 PharaohBender27: Noch einmal mehr! Una mas!
 ThatOverkillGuy: im so mad for you
  mtvcdm: !onemore
  LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
  mowdownjoe: GET! THAT! PB!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kreiseler you beat me to it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It seemed super smooth
Dezponia: 50 last ones?
 Dalrint: I guess speedrunning is addictive
ShifuDaxiongmao: sub 11 definitely seems doable
 Seth_Erickson: Go get that peanut butter Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: clearly the practice is paying off
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 E4rthR0cker: one of us!
 inconsideratehat: 100 *massages ben's shoulders* you got this you got this
 HedgehogKnight: Remember you were first
GameSageZB: Chase that dragon!
ShifuDaxiongmao: in before Ben becomes a Mario Kaizo runner 
 josh___something: Speedrunning is SOOOO COOL
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WardsarTheWriter: New recreational activity unlocked.
Zachary Butler: oh hey we're speedrunning?
ImmortalLen: See you at GSQ next year.
 Bearudite: I should get my wr back...
 HedgehogKnight: And if you're not first you're last
Chesul: So, bonus streams in the near future of working your way back on top (Legitimately this time) for this game?
 IanAllenBird: I should get back into it, I got down to ~43 minutes in Katana Zero before the ADHD won
 KeytarCat: That was going to be a low 10, which is the old record before our boys kickstarted the community again
 IanAllenBird: which is not a good time but it was a fun time
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 PharaohBender27: Is Ben famous in this game's speedrun community?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 100 100 You’ve got this!!!! We believe in you!!!!!!
RebekahWSD: Good luck!
ShifuDaxiongmao:  Barrel vibes 
the_phantom_game_player: I believe in Ben Ulmer
 PharaohBender27: 400 Let's goooooooo!!!
Kingsgrave: good night people. Hope the run goes well.
 Gaz_L: @the_phantom_game_player *clap clap*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shifudaxiongmao They are indeed exquisite vibes, those barrel vibes
thekumquatking: @PharaohBender27 In that the two other people ahead of him seem to have talked about the run being weird, yeah.
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @Kingsgrave !
yatagarasu1177: cant believe ben skips pinky day
 SusanTD: Get that pump on.
 Bearudite: could switch it to space what with there being no jump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night Kingsgrave!
Chesul: your hand is getting tired of pumping?
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 Greyah: That's speedrunning for you. Sometimes movement tech requires some real weird hand movement.
 Gaz_L: did we confirm if the boys played a different build the first time?
 Seth_Erickson: easy one shot barrel
 rosesmcgee: Uh. We're twitch chat. We're experts at everything.
 PharaohBender27: Maybe at understanding the steps in theory, but not the actual keyboard practice 
 Dalrint: Barrel!
 ThatOverkillGuy: run ender
thekumquatking: @Gaz_L Yeah, it was apaprently the non-Steam version
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Work with us game
 PharaohBender27: 
 ThatOverkillGuy: THE RUN ENDER
 StarWarsTHX1138: 100 100 100 100 Lets Go Ben!
yatagarasu1177: the dreaded barrel skip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMNIT
Hazel Oakley: Why don't they just call it sprinting?
OVERKiLL!: :face-orange-biting-nails:
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah by the way this is also a subathon, you can cheer on Ben and also extend the timer 
 electra310: 400 You Can do it!
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 PharaohBender27: Um
 public_key_reveal_party: ah
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
offbeatwitch: uhh
 GhostValv: D:
 BITs19_: uhhhh
 Bearudite: ummmmmmm
ImmortalLen: Nope
 0x6772: booom!
offbeatwitch: paul no
NimrodXIV: doh
 jimber_jam: woops
 TheWriterAleph: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Whoops 
 CelticGeek: 
TomatoKigu: D:
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 eshplode: Close enough
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 neisan2112: Oh noooooo
 arkham1981: byeeeee
qcanoe: aaaa
 E4rthR0cker: everything is fine
 Lord_Hosk: GOAT THERE!
frank_the_great:   
 KeytarCat: When you're on the shelves, I think the small barrels and the library piece make a line
 IanAllenBird: wuhoh
plundypops: lol
 Heckhoundbolt: NOOOO
 turrikass: No no!
DeathThirtyOne: woops
 Lamebert1415: no
 Seth_Erickson: no minutes instead
 micalovits: Overruled!
 Makrosian_Tay: Whu???
 KeytarCat: Ope
Patorik: 4-ish minutes went fast
cadesguy: the run 
Symphoneers: Paul help
yatagarasu1177: 4ish minutes is our pb
 measureofhope: byeee
 Austere_Squire: i believe in ben regardless of sight
virgil82: !paul
 MooCowofDom: !fine
 Saintnex: whoops
 vegetalss4: Oh no, time ran out
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 baltimore_667083: huh?
  mtvcdm: HAHAHA
 JadedCynic: awww
  mowdownjoe: NOOOO
 ElementalAlchemist: um
Redpandarama: impeccable timing
ImmortalLen: More like 4 seconds
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 itomeshi: Well.... found a new glitch in the game.
haberley: uh oh
 howdyhowdyhowdyyall: nooooo
 Lord_Hosk: 4 minutes! we made it! perfect!
 MWGNZ: 
JDMan94: Whoops lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 stippledotter: 
 50keyz: 
 caimheul: 
 josh___something: Time ran out D:
 Makrosian_Tay: Quick, everyone act like Ben's still playing!
 Strebenherz: Subathoneed
ShifuDaxiongmao: Damn you game, now you crashed the whole thing?!?
 Dreamlettuce: When it decides taking down one computer wasn't enough.
 Stella_Noctis: 
 JadedCynic: it's like 5 min left
 HorusFive: No problem. We'll come back and he'll have the record.  Totally legit
 betweenmyself: ish…
WardsarTheWriter: Well that was perfectly timed.
 TheMerricat: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: ty!
theneatestburrito: hard stop 
haberley: who barreled the server?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Seth_Erickson: lmao
 public_key_reveal_party: 
Dezponia: Blind speedrun
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 Twilight_Spark: xD
 ElementalAlchemist: run still going
qcanoe: *cut to Ben on a world record pace*
 LostThePirate: 
Redpandarama:  
 malfnord: Mercy killed
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh it wasn't even Ben's fault, rude 
 Marvoleath: Did the game crash the streaming PC? xD
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Desruprot: 
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 tehfewl: paul murdered ben
 RealGamerCow: I honestly would be fine with this for the next Let's Nope. Adam would 100% be on board.
ShifuDaxiongmao: under stairs!!
 Molator: so rude
 electra310: Aww man, I just put another quarter in/ 
  Sarah_Serinde: I just assumed he accidentally hit a hotkey or something
plundypops: rip
 HadesLeprechaun: new run! one last run!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
yatagarasu1177: guess our pb is 4 min~
 josh___something: Dang it D:<
 TheMerricat: They didn't even play him off chat, 
 CaptainSpam: "Four-ish minutes or so?"  NO.  DENIED.
 vanman229: My man's got the crook
 DeM0nFiRe: That was fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @realgamercow For sure
offbeatwitch: we learned to barrel
 Dalrint: Demand five minutes back!
 fuzzra: Banished like Zod.
 pn55: That was a lot of fun though!
 CelticGeek: Loved watching you attempt it!
 KeytarCat: That was a really fun stream 
  Sarah_Serinde: You learned a lot and you did great!
 Seth_Erickson: barrel jump learner
Dezponia: I had a lot of confused fun
 Austere_Squire: it was a good time!
 Strebenherz: Thank you for stream Ben, I hope to take your upbeat personality into my day
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyCharmingLadiesFreakinStinkin-im9L7RqevtD4Radi
 DTMWA6T: Please do this more on another stream!
OVERKiLL!: :hand-purple-blue-peace::face-blue-question-mark:
OVERKiLL!: way to go Ben. Killed it!
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 ElementalAlchemist: It'd be cool to see this again for another submittable go
GameSageZB: This was a lot of fun to have on while debugging! Just a different kind of bug finding
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You're in 1/3 consistency, that's really good
 josh___something: (this is a cool as heck stream and would ALSO like more)
 E4rthR0cker: this was honestly sick to watch
 RealGamerCow: It;s a good speedrun game
 KeytarCat: 3rd try on one of those weird tricks is very good
NimrodXIV: yeah, I'd like to see another go at this
 L0rdX33n: how’d we do?
Oreo1369: You made hella good progress
TomatoKigu: I'd love to see more of this!  
 0x6772: Plausible real chop on the clock time would @SK__Ren's globe grab and jump behind the stairs. But that's way more practice time.
 stippledotter: Heck yeah, watching the process and lrrning was amazing!
 RealGamerCow: You need splits for the next time
 Bearudite: I hope there will be a redemption arc
thekumquatking: An excellent go of it, Mr. Gineering!   
haberley: i'd love to watch more of this
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't think it'll need to be a whole new show, but I feel like you've gotta do a bonus stream for this run again in particular
Lobo_Apache: Next week Let's Nope to be "Let's Speed" as we now speed run every game?
 E4rthR0cker: i really hope for more
 HorusFive: I challenge that Ben isn't an expert.  I posit he is in the top %5 of people ever to play this game
Snowcookies: it was a cool stream
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun any chance for a continuation of this as a bonus stream post subathon? 
 Heckhoundbolt: It is facsinating that skip somehow breaks the game wide open
Riandisa: You did great today. This was a lot of fun
 malfnord: Learning is cool! And grind this out for a couple weeks and you might get that WR back!
 northos: @GameSageZB the worst kind of debugging: debugging someone else's code 
  Sarah_Serinde: I definitely want to see you take another crack at it
bsudo: heck yeah!
 corpocracy: Possible runback?
excalgold: Ben becomes a SpeedRunner any%
 PharaohBender27: That would be an interesting take on a PiF
 josh___something: Hitting a PB is a DOPAMINE hit
 DTMWA6T: Yes please!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love that
 E4rthR0cker: chasing after your own PB's is where its at
 LastCenturion: That sounds really fun!
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat is definitely on board for you doing speedruns of this game and some day get sub 10 
 Omega_Lairon: Reviving "SpeedrunOneWord" ?
ArcLightningCanuck: A good night's sleep and your brain will consolidate what you learned. You'll rock it next time!
 DeM0nFiRe: That would be sweet
 stippledotter:   
 floofynewf: That would be amazing!
Chesul: That would be awesome, please do that.
 KeytarCat: @L0rdX33n Got robbed on a low 10 minute run
 groovemancery: Loading Ready Speedrun
 Goombill: Yeah, these are all the reasons why I took up speedrunning over the pandemic
Snowcookies: I'd watch
qcanoe: Rebrand to LoadingReadySpeadrun?
 tidehollowcat: I would love that so much
Tobenamed1: i wanna watch that
 couchboyj: Let's Zoom, play the theme at 2x speed 
 Heckhoundbolt: Love to see this one run again either on the main channel or on your personal
 MrQBear: 'Bengineering A Solution' the speedrun 'lets try' show . 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, PB is the way to go, as someone who does other things than speed running
 forcedreject: Wasn't there a James and Adam show like this?
  mowdownjoe: Neon White maybe? It was speed runner crack last year.
 pn55: Thank you Ben! 
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
 stippledotter: Thank you for your hard work!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrqbear I would hells of watch that
 AugmentingPath: Nelson
 PharaohBender27: Cori?
ArcLightningCanuck: Nelson
 KaleidoscopeMind: nelson
haberley: nelly
 PharaohBender27: Ah Nelson
 micalovits: So many tumblr references incoming
 thatguysteve2709: Nelson
musicgirl0923: Nelson
 Alahmnat: super looking forward to that (also hi Ben, I've been lurking but enjoying :))
Snowcookies: the DnD campaign that sucks so Jordynne rewrote it
Lobo_Apache: He's got it in the bag. It's his first time playing
macgirl75: JOOOOOOOOORDYNNE 
 MrQBear: @Thefluffiestguineapig Right?
the_phantom_game_player: Sounds good
 Welbog: !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oh I’m so excited!!!
 stippledotter: 245 yay Ben!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 ClodiumSoride: I am so looking forward to that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: [Ben learned many things]
ArcLightningCanuck: I'm going to watch as much of Board Game Day as I can. : D
nevermore913: 6 hours of destiny lrr monikers you say?
 l0gin4me: MonickLRRs?
 IanAllenBird: o7
plundypops: 
 ElementalAlchemist: See ya!
Pteraspidomorphi: Bye!
Oreo1369: Later Ben
bagfullofbees: byr Ben
haberley: thanks Ben!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 josh___something:   
 mwlsn: thanks Ben!
 PharaohBender27: So long! 
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun time, Ben!
 HorusFive: 321 For BEN
 Lamebert1415: Bye Ben!
 josh___something:   
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Duudeman1620: w00t subathon!
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 PawssumFable: goodbye Ben
ArcLightningCanuck: 
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks Ben!
 mwlsn: chat, any word on a public-domain movie night? I wasn't watching last night so I don't know if it's happening or I missed it or what
  Juliamon: !schedule
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Garfman314: i'm trying the youtube vod on my tv, with the chat monitor here, let's see if the delay is annoying
 PharaohBender27: @mwlsn It's scheduled for Thursday evening Moonbase time, don't know if the movie has been announced or not
Agent of Wheeled: so many good things coming up!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ok, gotta checkout to do hw for a little while
 TheMerricat: Holy crap chat, I just looked up the Lego set they built and it's $360 USD?!?! Back when I was a kid my parents fainted when I asked for a $20 set. 
 mwlsn: Thanks Juliamon, I had looked at the Discord schedule and it hadn't even occurred to me to look at the calendar
 Veggiekeks: Everyone use the break time to sign up for the OKI OKI tournament on thursday https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2
Tobenamed1: G MANNNNN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pharaohbender27 It cannot beat last years, that was solid gold
Tobenamed1: oh thats still ben
 mwlsn: @PharaohBender27 Thanks!
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Her brain . . . was completely smooth
bsudo: can you still pipe twitch chat to an IRC client?
the_phantom_game_player: 
 MarkovDescendant: @PharaohBender27 That movie scared the crap out of me as a kid
 TheMandrew: @TheMerricat i remember i had to beg my mom for the Explorian Starship when I was a kid and that was 120 bucks, and I had to do a ton of chores.  now I buy things like Rivendell and Barad-dur with my own money and faint
 TheMerricat: @bsudo I think so. Not all the commands work IIRC. Look into a program called chatty if you just want text clients for twitch chat.
 malfnord: Public Domain Movie Night honestly needs to be a thing outside of the subathon.
 PharaohBender27: @MarkovDescendant I mean, that makes sense.
 Lord_Hosk: They cut ben off and aren't even ready to go?
 LordZarano: bsudo: yup (sent from irc)
  Juliamon: I didn't get Lego sets as a kid because "you already have a bunch of lego"
 PawssumFable: @themerricat Because it's not for kids, it's for people who are in both the LEGO and the D&D part of the Ven diagram
Therberus: dang I missed it, did Ben reclaim his speed running title??
Carl Perry: Sadly no, his old title was for a bugged version of the game. But he learned a lot and had fun
 neisan2112: @Juliamon Saaaame
 PharaohBender27: @malfnord They did it once for Halloween in . . . 2022, I think? They watched the 1950s House on Haunted Hill and then the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
 WokenClick: I couldn't watch, did they actually get it all built in their alloted time? This set is a beast
haberley: they also did the Abbott and Costello Jack and the Beanstalk film
the_phantom_game_player: @PharaohBender27 It would be cool if they did maybe one a year for halloween
 TheMerricat: @WokenClick Not completely but they did some building after stream so they'd be able to use it for this.
 neisan2112: @PharaohBender27 They also did an Abott and Costello another time.
 Diabore: @PharaohBender27 ill never forget alex just saying "gun, gun gun" as theyre opening boxes and being 100% correct
 WokenClick: That makes sense
Therberus: wait someone patched Kraven Manor?!
Carl Perry: Multiple times apparently!
 PharaohBender27: I had small lego and playmobile sets, and because I was a weird child I had them do battles with each other and photograph said battles . . . with a film camera  My parents were VERY supportive, in retrospect.
bsudo: ooooo thanks @TheMerricat and @LordZarano good to know
 PharaohBender27: @neisan2112 RIGHT!
 Strebenherz: @Diabore what was that from again?
 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LEGO D&D One Shot at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
haberley: @Strebenherz house on haunted hill
 Diabore: @Strebenherz one of the domain free movie nights on halloween
 Strebenherz: Thank ya
 Lysander_salamander: Lego DnD?  That's sounds cool
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz House on Haunted Hill, where Vincent Price's character is opening tiny coffins with "party favors"
 ElementalAlchemist: Dice Friends!
 TheMerricat: BTW for those interested, I don't know how often they add new movies but - https://publicdomainmovies.info/all-movies/
 PharaohBender27: Wow that was an abbreviated musical sting
 Sorator13: we speedrunning the subathon intro now? 
 PawssumFable: woo
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nevermore913: Brick friends
ShifuDaxiongmao: but are the dice made of LEGO?
 HorusFive: That music!
 CelticGeek: Alright!!
the_phantom_game_player: Hello!
 Despoiler98:     YESSSS DICE FRANDS
 ElementalAlchemist: LEGO®!
 Strebenherz: Welcome back lego dnd'ers
DirectorStephanie: BRICKS!
 Sibwow: dungeon and dragon
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1 lego
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: 
 JadedCynic: yay!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Kathleen, Cameron, Jordynne, Nelson, and Matt!
 NekomimiNinja: such a sweet dragon!
 ClodiumSoride: thanks @TheMerricat, bookmarked for later
 AugmentingPath: I do know, yes
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Oreo1369: LEGOS TM
 Lysander_salamander: oh, this looks fun
adept_nekomancer: Matt's character name is excellent
the_phantom_game_player: You totally finsihed it
 ElementalAlchemist: It's a pretty cool LEGO® set
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Xan_The_Quiet: ah, made it just in time!
 TheWriterAleph: these char names are 
 PharaohBender27: NGL I am slightly sore that, due to a meeting I can't skip, I will miss most of this.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "To save on time, here is one I prepared yesterday" 
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know this was a thing
 Twilight_Spark: The dragon's got that jiggle in the wings.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheMerricat: @ClodiumSoride Never mind that link I thought it was a different one I had found. That one actually requires money to use. 
 BorealMage: !subathon
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 Sorator13: I love the little brick backgrounds for the characters!
 ElementalAlchemist: I love the LEGO® art of all the characters
OVERKiLL!: 🎲🎲
OVERKiLL!: 🎲Lego D&D LRR Dice Friends🔥
 KaleidoscopeMind: that is a very long name
 KaleidoscopeMind: im surprised the canadian gov was ok with it
ghyllnox: 400 bits Jordynne they call them
DirectorStephanie: what
 Sibwow: thats a bit right there
DirectorStephanie: amazing
 HorusFive: Challenge accepted
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Cptasparagus: whos going to rename themselves "Massive Stretch Goal"
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IaCthulhuFthagn: One-shot means 16 continuous focused hours of play, right? It's what happens when I try running one 
greatknightgaramond: yesss so stoked!!
 HorusFive: BTW- Who did the minifig character art?
 PharaohBender27:  Jordynne 
 ClodiumSoride: @TheMerricat still maybe useful for just the list
 BrowneePoints: Jordynne you’re a real one for doing this. you are loved, and you are appreciated 
 Lysander_salamander: going to meet some Waterdeepians
 AllTheBacons: @HorusFive D&D Beyond assets released with the Lego set
 AugmentingPath: Lysander_salamander *Waterdhavian
 HorusFive: @AllTheBacons TY
 PawssumFable: Is the audio stuttering
 PharaohBender27: 
greatknightgaramond: I’m prepping my campaign in the avatar ttrpg right now! 
 Lysander_salamander: Waterdeeponites
 PharaohBender27: Kids cover so much ground
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 Despoiler98: MOOOOOD
 JadedCynic: M O O D
 AugmentingPath: Lysander_salamander perfect
 Alahmnat: the WORST
 BrowneePoints: they’re literally called Waterdhavians
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 public_key_reveal_party: ah, the land of algebra problems, i know it well
haberley: oh god the dreaded escort
 RecursiveAcronym: oh this is the setting for waterdeep dragon heist; that's actually what I'm prepping right now while watching this!
 Lysander_salamander: 
 SFSMaus: 100 Good Luck Jordynne!!!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: Break a leg
 forcedreject: Froghemoth?! NO MY GRAVEYARD
 Lysander_salamander: yay mouse barmaid
 TheWriterAleph: frohhhh-moth
 Twilight_Spark: A house? In this economy? Maybe you could rent a dungeon seasonally.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander What *is* the origin of that expression, anyhow? Almost sounds like a threat if you don't have context
adept_nekomancer: @Twilight_Spark We can offer an abandoned shack.  You get two five-foot squares, and it'll be 1800 GP per month.
Cptasparagus: is anyone else getting some audio lag?
 HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 It IS a threat if you don't have context
 incredulouspasserby: Hydrate or diedrate
 ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 IIRC theater, because wishing someone luck before a play is acutally bad luck
 Lysander_salamander: @PharaohBender27 one of those theatre things.  Saying good luck is bad luck.  Jinxing it and all that. 
 PharaohBender27: @ClodiumSoride @Lysander_salamander Huh.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Cptasparagus I don't see any issues on my end, maybe refresh?
 airylan: weirdly, in Barbershop singing, we say "break a lip" rather than "break a leg", and that makes even less sense!
 HorusFive: For dancer- where breaking a leg would also be bad (worse)- the common expression I've heard is "Merde"
 Lysander_salamander: You know, kind of like Two Weeks to Retirement, or showing off the pictures of the kids.  A deathflag of sorts.
 Gaz_L: the exact etymology of 'break a leg' is heavily disputed, i believe
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus Things seems fine for me
haberley: i was getting loads of lag, i think it's because my twitch window had been open for hours - a refresh fixed it 
ShifuDaxiongmao: He picked that god for extra credits? 
 Dedwrekka: Ironically, waving a death flag is usually good luck
 Despoiler98:   Cam as always the best characters
 Lysander_salamander: It's a reversal.  If saying "good luck" will jinx it, then saying "break a leg" will have the opposite occur.
IaCthulhuFthagn: "Good luck on your production of Macbeth!"
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
 malfnord: @Cptasparagus It's a Twitch thing. Pause and unpause the stream & it should clear up.
ShifuDaxiongmao: The Monestary Janitor
  QuixoticScrivener: stonemason, because dwarves chairs
 HorusFive: And for opera the equivalent is "Toi toi" which I'm told is the sound of spitting?
 PharaohBender27: @haberley Yeah, I've sometimes noticed with YouTube the audio seems just out of sync, and a refresh fixes it. Strange, how that is.
jubale1: One Shot?
 PharaohBender27: 
haberley: @PharaohBender27 i think twitch isn't optimised for people having it open for 16 hours of a stream, funny that 
 MrQBear: Oh no, Brickbeard is going to be consumed by conspicuous consumption. 
 JadedCynic: Brickbeard: "Wait, do you guys get to do this for the rest of your lives?"  Passing Watchman: "Well, if they're unlucky, yeah, they spend the rest of their lives adventuring."
 HorusFive: Brickbeard thinks the barista is hitting on him, even through she's just being nice
 PharaohBender27: @jubale1 i.e. this stream is the only time we'll see this campaign, and it's accordingly designed to be short
 Lysander_salamander: yay gnomes
 ClodiumSoride: I like Kick's shield
 PharaohBender27: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think "Shins" is a better nickname 
 JadedCynic: @ClodiumSoride yeah....displacer beast?
jubale1: @pharaohbender27 Thanks.  That’s the meaning of One Shot 
 hvhTim: off topic, does anyone know where nelsons shirt might be from
 SFSMaus: 
 ClodiumSoride: @JadedCynic yep, which I think we'll see a bit later.
SnyperWoIf: @hvhTim I assume his home
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: @jubale1 Oh, sorry - I thought that's what you were asking about, as opposed to whether this was a one-shot. My bad.
 PharaohBender27:  
 Lysander_salamander: That's quite the dexterous mouse
Scarbble: it is absolutely definitely their name, got it
 HorusFive: Totally real person Darkstab "not an alias" Glintfang
Shadowsoflife: is this the lego one shot?
 Despoiler98: Darkstab "ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh god... kathleen made an emo 
 forcedreject: "That is their name, they have a family" Is quite the loaded sentence
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Lysander_salamander: Orange juice has vitamins
 ContingentCat: @Despoiler98
 PharaohBender27: Good to be relaxed before a job
LeeshaJoy: Darkstab Glintfang is totally an old buddy of Zippo-Tricks McEdgelord
 tehfewl: Coffee and OJ Gang
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Oreo1369: This is great
   LoadingReadyRun: This is Jordynne's adaption of the lego campaign
 JadedCynic: @forcedreject Darkstab Glintfang, of the Brigadoon Glintfangs 
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Oreo1369: I thought it would go on her head
 Twilight_Spark: Okay, I know it's not, but what if it's the golf scores.
 Lysander_salamander: Does it contain an omen?
 JadedCynic: Jordynne had to 'fix' some issues with the adventure provided from LEGO
 Lord_Hosk: cameron hqas a type
  Sarah_Serinde: Gosh isn't that nice of them
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 airylan: I once played in a game where the highest INT was held by the awakened horse.
 saucemaster5000: At no point does that note mention an adventure, that's just an orgy proposition
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 CGSguy2: Oh look, a button to take money from Bezos.
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 ClodiumSoride: Totally not suspicious at all.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lysander_salamander Oooh... the Mail Time/Dice Friends crossover is an idea that holds terrible power.
DapperKoala2: Their reputation proceeds them but the letter is addressed to "Heroes."
 JadedCynic: @DapperKoala2 really buttering up the recipient
voren_chalco: @DapperKoala2 "Dear Occupant, your reputation precedes you..."
 HorusFive: @DapperKoala2 That's how you can tell it's absolutely not a trap
LeeshaJoy: I just realized Nokemdown's shield has a displacer beast on it.
Garfman314: out of curiosity, what has been described as the issues with the original version of the campaign?
 BusTed: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay rolling
Oreo1369: ROLL some dice
 TheMandrew: i don't recall, but Jordynne definitely talked about it yesterday during the kick-off stream
  Sarah_Serinde: You don't say 
 JadedCynic: The test party actually mutinied
LeeshaJoy: It was lacking in box text, for one thing
 Marvoleath: #vibecheck
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think Jordynne gave specific examples, just that the players all wanted to stop
IaCthulhuFthagn: @LeeshaJoy There's one on top of the wall on the LEGO set as well.
 DigitalSeahorse: players have said original version "wasn't fun and please can we stop?"
JDMan94: I assume the original version is just incredibly bland
 Strebenherz: She works retail taverning, can't blame her
Garfman314: gotcha
 Alahmnat: gatekeep girlboss gtax evasion
 ClodiumSoride: @IaCthulhuFthagn oh, that's where it is
 HorusFive: 100% success rate with this party
 JadedCynic: Yeah, the lack of box text would probably be the worst offense; I can take a death-grind but at least DESCRIBE my doom 
 Lysander_salamander: woot for painless walking
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ClodiumSoride Centre frame, the most devious hiding place of them all.
DapperKoala2: 
 PharaohBender27: 🐦 🪱
 SFSMaus: Tooo quiet
 Lysander_salamander: invisible bird?
 Lysander_salamander: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 saucemaster5000: stranger danger, stranger danger!
 saucemaster5000: I have mace! Stay back
 HorusFive: "Roll for initiative"
 SFSMaus: Every little thing she does is magic...
 Despoiler98: gandD gandD DANGER DANGER
 PharaohBender27: 
 Twilight_Spark: Definitely not a dragon.
 Lysander_salamander: would
 JadedCynic: A marvelous flying device of Gond the Wonderbringer that just happens to be invisible?
 public_key_reveal_party: I would so die in this encounter IRL
LeeshaJoy: no minifigs for the NPCs?
 Despoiler98: gandSus gandSus gandSus gandSus
 Jigokuro: What is that loud clicking?
 Lord_Hosk: all those gems you could bring back for the barmaid
 TheMandrew: @JDMan94 it's available for download by Lego VIPs, i've taken a look at it, and yeah it's bland and designed for new players, so for experienced players it would be bland
 Despoiler98:     DEFINITELY not a red dragon
 ElementalAlchemist: Here's our one shot
 ClodiumSoride: roll for initiative!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Austere_Squire: the one-shot is how many hits it takes to kill you!
 JadedCynic: Cole? what do we think about this witness's testimony?
DapperKoala2: Magic-User I'd...?
 Sorator13: I'm glad you keep your promises 
Oreo1369: LETS GO MILF
haberley: Mage i'd love to
 Suffix: It's a mystery.
 Lysander_salamander: wow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What have i missed?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DapperKoala2: 
DapperKoala2: I like puns.
 Tingeltangelibach:  
MaddogM: How goes the adventure/lego?
  Sarah_Serinde: Just getting started, but Jordynne is killing it so far
 Lysander_salamander: @MaddogM just started
 Twilight_Spark: Fetch 1 dragon eggs. I guess that's better than 10 rat asses.
 saucemaster5000: So... time to make some omelettes?
 Lysander_salamander: yay rescuing
 JadedCynic: I heard 'brace' - 2 eggs?
 forcedreject: I forget if red dragons are paternalistic
Snowcookies: "I'll mess up a kidnapper" - Kathleen
 JadedCynic: *tired sigh*
 RecursiveAcronym: @JadedCynic two eggs, but only one was taken i think?
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @RecursiveAcronym ^
 JadedCynic: ah, okay, thanks @RecursiveAcronym
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe she's one of those jewel dragons, like a ruby type
 SFSMaus: 
 saucemaster5000: Is it still toad in the hole if you make it with a dragon egg? Or is that wyrm in a hole?
 Lysander_salamander: yay trinkets!
novrdd: 
novrdd: Fancy items
ShifuDaxiongmao: now I want an egg to hatch next to Kathleens character and go "mama?" 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @saucemaster5000 dagger mountain toast??
Oreo1369: Fair dark-stab not many are ready for children
 SFSMaus: 
LeeshaJoy: @saucemaster5000 you'd need a really big loaf of bread
Garfman314: one-shot, you can just give out magic items
haberley: oof
 AugmentingPath: The prayer beads survived dragonfire!  It's a miracle!
sandmanlives3: Popping in for engagement!
 SmithKurosaki: Welcome in :)
 public_key_reveal_party: we got there everyone
Scarbble: tee hee
 SFSMaus: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  the effectiveness of the prayer beads seems to be somewhat in question
 JadedCynic: "Inn Plain Sight"    (Inn Plane Sight?  )
 forcedreject: Was she a milf or technicaly a Dilf? (The d is for dragon)
DapperKoala2: @LoadingReadyRun At least the beads survived... right?
WardsarTheWriter: @LoadingReadyRun Not if they wanted to become ashes...
Elynne Dracolemur: the idea of a dragon Marie Kondoing her hoard XD
 Lysander_salamander: yes good
 airylan: @JadedCynic I was thinking "inn plane site". (the site for the plane of inns?)
 JadedCynic: Pragmatism.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 public_key_reveal_party: usually kittens don't breathe fire or acid or lightning
Oreo1369: Darkstab is a mood
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @airylan ooooh.   
ShifuDaxiongmao: @LoadingReadyRun technically we do not know the specifics of what the previous owner last prayed for 
 sporkraptor: I like the idea of a dragon Marie Kondoing her hoard XD
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 PharaohBender27: Oooh
haberley: that'll do it
 BusTed:   
 SFSMaus: DILF
 sporkraptor: the problem is when you're a dragon *everything* you own brings you joy
 public_key_reveal_party: nothing like a nat 20 on your milf check
 AugmentingPath: Milflore
DapperKoala2: One of my favourite things is rolling a natural 20 with a -1 modifier.
ShifuDaxiongmao: @sporkraptor "does this spark joy? yes. This? yes. This? yes..."
 sporkraptor: @ShifuDaxiongmao yesss XD
 Lysander_salamander: somehow a person got close enough to her to act as an egg protector.  Interesting wrinkle in the tale.
 Twilight_Spark: I was in a relationship once where my partner only wanted me for my human form. Glad I'm out of that.
 PharaohBender27: 
 reptile___: dragons not allowed in Waterdeep?  racism!
DapperKoala2: "This is not the most ethically dubious thing you've done as a soldier" YET
 Marvoleath: She just wants you for your bodies, smh
 Suffix: That's a good looking inn
 spethycakes: Ahh, the Inn Plane Site
 JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander Cinder mentioned "leaving her clutch in the care of <epithets and pejoratives>"
 LowUpsideCJ: Dragon lacks the subtlety of nominative determinism mascot Darkstab Glintfang
 AugmentingPath: reptile___ they'd probably be fine with it if the dragon was a different color.... guess they're not beating the racism allegations
LeeshaJoy: Rated 4.7 stars on Fantasy Yelp
 SFSMaus: Or the Waterdeep Yelp, Welp.
SevenStarKiller_Tom: hey
 HorusFive: "you're important. murder is OK"  What a sentence to come back in to
 josh___something: "Murder is okay", on all four panels
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: I wonder what about this oneshot needed fixing.  Is it edited down to make it shorter?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkClumsyKuduFUNgineer-1reRIX_GPUjSjipI
 Despoiler98: gandNote 
 Twilight_Spark: Big Spirited Away energy.
 loufghyslaufey: Wut?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Lysander_salamander Jordynne's players unanimously wanted to stop playing partway through, so if length was a factor it definitely wasn't the only one
 loufghyslaufey: BrICks!?
 loufghyslaufey: Golly
 Lysander_salamander: huh
 loufghyslaufey: Did they build this LIVE prior to the session?
  Sarah_Serinde: Also there was apparently zero box text
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 NotCainNorAbel: @Sarah_Serinde we cant have that
 DigitalSeahorse: 
haberley: the chicken wings!
 JadedCynic: *raises eyebrow*
 Despoiler98:    get.....the hot sauce......
 loufghyslaufey: Dang, there's probs no room for it in Studio.... C?
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 DigitalSeahorse:    
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 loufghyslaufey: Hahahahahaha, Darkstab "DeVere" Flintfang?
 loufghyslaufey: *Glintfang
 PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey That's Glintfang with a G
   LoadingReadyRun: A Water Bed community, if you will
 PharaohBender27: @loufghyslaufey Whoops, you corrected yourself as I was typing 
 DigitalSeahorse: water beds? so full of killers then!  
DapperKoala2: Based on what blocks Detect Magic, I have a head-canon that it works via radiation.
Valentine Swonger: THERE'S A SUB-A THON AND NOBODY TOLD ME
Valentine Swonger: Anyway good luck Lego people
 BusTed: @ElementalAlchemist 
IaCthulhuFthagn: "You feel nothing downstairs" is a vibe.
 saucemaster5000: (me, looking at straight people) "I feel nothing downstairs"
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, good, everyone else thought that, too
 LowUpsideCJ: what system is this? dnd 5e or bespoke lego?
GirlPainting: it´s  a kind of maaaaaaagic
 JadedCynic: @IaCthulhuFthagn Look, I didn't come here to get dragged like this... 
 SFSMaus: 
  Sarah: They do their best to tell people in every place they can, but sometimes people will still miss things
  PharaohBender27: ^^^
  Sarah: But hey, if people give enough subs and bits, you've got almost 4 full days of subathon ahead of you
 JadedCynic: @LowUpsideCJ 5e set in Forgotten Realms (just outside Waterdeep)
 Ticknevers: 
 DentedPockets: Guessing from the name of the Inn, I'd expect you'd need a staff to open the door 
 ElementalAlchemist: Thanks, Lockpicking Lawyer!
 LowUpsideCJ: @jadedcynic thanks!
  PharaohBender27: We are currently guaranteed another day
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Flawless logic
 forcedreject: but what if one could have more child
 PharaohBender27: I suddenly remember a news story in the late 1990s or early 2000s about MasterLock having the shortest TV ad ever, and it's just a 3-second thing of a MasterLock being shot and not unlocking, IIRC
haberley: is there a golf card in the bag?
 sporkraptor: Brickbeard left holding the bag
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 saucemaster5000: the word choices tonight
 vinewood_og: LV426?
IaCthulhuFthagn: "You can see Ridley Scott's hands move behind the translucent bag"
GirlPainting: Bag of holding is defnetly a magic item
kusinohki: "never put a ring of dispel into a bag of holding" - anonymous
 ClodiumSoride: I saw a Lockpicking Lawyer video about a common model of Masterlock combination locks, and how they can be unlocked just by feeling the rollers. Later I found three on an overpass, and was able to unlock all three.
 PharaohBender27: Oh I suddenly have concerns
 Lysander_salamander: 
 JadedCynic: REFERENCES 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Suffix: YAY
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Scarbble: yaaay
 saucemaster5000: they did tha thing!
 BusTed: 
 vinewood_og: wandering monster!
  SmithKurosaki: They got there
Oreo1369: YAY
 Strebenherz: YAAAAY
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 sporkraptor: hooray
 PharaohBender27: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
 loufghyslaufey: Show.... Mimic!
 Suffix: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    bweh!
 Lysander_salamander: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Good old Gnome Meat Shield
  SmithKurosaki: CON-based Trap Detection you say? Sign me up! 
 PharaohBender27: TWO mimics!? 
 Lysander_salamander: woah bed mimic nice
prince_infidel: What level are the characters?
 SmithKurosaki: Woohoo!
Oreo1369: Mimic bed is devious
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
JDMan94: 5th
GirlPainting: they should be 5
 0x6772: Huh. What could go wrong setting a bed on fire in an enclosed, wooden space?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
   LoadingReadyRun: "tank the bed"
 Nigouki: bed sheets are not fresh, they are in fact very suspicious
 PharaohBender27: All the image results for "bed mimic" show the mouth being at the end of the bed, but wouldn't a more effective method be the mouth being straight down the center of the top of the mattress? 
GirlPainting: "i didn´t ask for the dimentions of the wooden room, i sayed i cast fireball!"
 Tweygoh: plus proficiency
Shadowsoflife: ttrpg phrases are fun' I'll off tank the bed"
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliablePlacidCougarBCWarrior-VjQi5RoNFYzlpWT6
Quarthian: !subathon
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 SFSMaus: !advice
  LRRbot: Mod your legs.
  blackcoat: i continue to be here for Nelly trying to cause Jordynne psychic damage by misusing slang in the full dad voice
haberley: let's put this monster... to bed
 mrMorphius: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Never don't left.
 VorlonScout: I knew I didn't like duvets
 Lysander_salamander: yay two attacks
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
GirlPainting: Abedimation
  SmithKurosaki: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't ever skip the cake.
 PharaohBender27: @LRRbot Blood is a *terrible* dye; it rusts!
 Lysander_salamander: Well, now I kind of want to rewatch "Brothers Bloom" again.
 SFSMaus: !quote mimic
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
haberley: !quote bed
 Mazrae: !findquote mimic
  LRRbot: Quote #8011: "It's nice to know that even my mimic is a piece of shit." —Wheeler [2022-03-23]
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Jillexie: Snake atack!
 sporkraptor: this is the *stabbity* way
thekumquatking: What class is Brickbeard?
 ElementalAlchemist: holy heck
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 sporkraptor: Do Not Startle The Rogue
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JDMan94: Rogue things
 reptile___: @thekumquatking cleric
 saucemaster5000: poor lil chest
 JadedCynic: @thekumquatking cleric
 LostThePirate: Brickbeard is a cleric
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 vinewood_og: You're not starting a lawnmower!
 sporkraptor: rogues explode in stabby when startled
thekumquatking: Sweet, thanks y'all!
 spethycakes: CFÜT, lick FÜT
OVERKiLL!: brickbeard 🔥
 Lysander_salamander: roll the special dice 
 ElementalAlchemist: um
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 SandwichKed: Finally, a not-funny number.
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 Sorator13: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
voren_chalco: On stream?!
Biggjudicem: Ian!
Oreo1369: Bonk!
Biggjudicem: I mean Cameron!
 SFSMaus: 
Lobo_Apache: Warhammer? I'm more of a chizel myself
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A couple springs break.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectCooperativeCrowBCouch-EOE7eYg3Rn6--R3i
 Lysander_salamander: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Ah, so *that's* why it's called Spring Break!
 DigitalSeahorse:    🩰🩰🩰
Magnifisquatch: I'm surprised this hasnt devolved into arguing about which peg to put in which hole xD
ShifuDaxiongmao: my bed always takes attacks of opportunity...
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BreakableGiantShieldM4xHeh-sHjzhQ6ibJLYTUv3
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ShifuDaxiongmao Mine has a mind-affecting gaze attack.
 Mazrae: Wait if a character was a wizard monk (I know probably bad stats) would they cast fist
 Lysander_salamander: hurgk
 Strebenherz: Splurt certainly is a word to use with wet socks
 Lysander_salamander: horff
DapperKoala2: That sounds like a Doom 2016 finisher.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh this is more horrific
 0x6772: Mimic-as-hamper is a new one.
Oreo1369: Dead chest
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, ben spent most of his throwing a barrel on the ground
 DigitalSeahorse:    
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 SFSMaus: TEETH
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 incredulouspasserby: what level is the party?
Oreo1369: creaky rusty bed attack
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can do less than 40 points of acid damage?
 PharaohBender27: The Horror stream was really just speedrunning tries, so frustration rather than fear
Oreo1369: 5
 MrGibberish:  
 measureofhope:  
 incredulouspasserby: thx
Oreo1369: All I can think about is the movie Monster house
 spethycakes: !findquote socks
  LRRbot: Quote #8216: "Socks are a means to constrain us!" —Cori [2022-09-05]
Oreo1369: ahh cursed socks
 Lysander_salamander: so fun
 ElementalAlchemist: Rogues are fun
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
thekumquatking: Rogues arae wild.
 L0rdX33n: And then she died
 E4rthR0cker: i live for Rogue Hubris
 saucemaster5000: can't hit what you can't catch (scurry scurry scurry)
 SFSMaus: 
 DNAli3n: i'm gonna head to bed, will probably watch the rest when the vods come up, have a nice day over there 
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, DNAli3n!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @DNAli3n Make sure it's not a mimic.
Biggjudicem: @DNAli3n dont forget to check for mimics
 ElementalAlchemist: ew
ShifuDaxiongmao: the pillows have deflated
 Lysander_salamander: mmmm
 saucemaster5000: hot
 ThatOverkillGuy: its always a mimic
 Strebenherz: skin bedsheets
Oreo1369: Flesh-sheets
 SFSMaus: A little early body horror never hurt
DaxStrife: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.
Oreo1369: this is horrihorrifying
MaddogM: So we've solved the bedbug problem?
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 incredulouspasserby: The first descriptions I'm hearing: Springs are poking out and feathers are everywhere. Me: Oh so this is just a normal bed. Next description: Skin-canopy. Me: Oh.
ShifuDaxiongmao: You're just doing what the nice lady asked for
 VorlonScout: You come at the king bed, you best not miss.
 BusTed: Bloodborne style
 MrGibberish: Kaliman!
thekumquatking: Death Bed: The Bed That Died.
Alex_Frostfire: The bed was on its last legs, and the sheets hanging on by a thread.
 singinnonsense: Nelson : "How do I murder... just like my children
ShifuDaxiongmao: omg.. they killed Luggage
 JadedCynic: aw.
 Lysander_salamander: bummer
 PharaohBender27: OK, I'll sadly have to miss the rest of this due to dinner and then a virtual meeting, but let me leave a token of appreciation for this one-shot:
 SFSMaus: Oops
Oreo1369: Yeah, Y'all are ripping out the guts off or the arms of these mimics
 JadedCynic: 'innocent' - that attacked first.
Lobo_Apache: D&D is just asking yourself if you're the baddies
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 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 enjoy the meal, and may the meeting go well 
  SmithKurosaki:  
 saucemaster5000: A mimic-king is an entire ikea
LeeshaJoy: A domesticated mimic... isn't that just the Luggage from Discworld?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaa
 calculated_uncertainties: 5000
haberley: oh wow, generosity going fullbore tonight!
 vinewood_og: oh my
 niccus: you tell one mimic to copy another, and then make the original copy the copy, and keep going until you reach a fixed point
 DigitalSeahorse: 
super_ashura: That's a ton of subs!
haberley: this is just an SCP
Oreo1369: What if mimic king is the one the breaks free from the chains of those that bind it
voren_chalco: @LeeshaJoy "domesticated" is a strong word for Luggage
 forcedreject: @LeeshaJoy Sounds like it could be a bed
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 vinewood_og: that's a svajblark, aisle 9
 Strebenherz: the thing
ShifuDaxiongmao: if you make it sad, is that mimic-cry?
 ClodiumSoride: check out the book Horrorstör
 SFSMaus: Don't eat the meatballs
Alex_Frostfire: That rug really does tie the room together.
haberley: @ClodiumSoride that is such a good book!
Shadowsoflife: There one game I saw has a mimic ship
 jamesinor: Best mimic? Mimic Marionette. It's expected but utterly horrible
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Oreo1369: Mimic suit cases in a airport is spooky
Shadowsoflife: @jamesinor would it be worse then a hunted doll?
 Lysander_salamander: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: The Luggage?
 Lysander_salamander: ohhhhh
 josh___something: Volo deserves it, tbh
 jamesinor: @Shadowsoflife Yes, cause if someone puts it on or starts using it, it won't be leaving
Alex_Frostfire: So, like, half the book.
 CaptainSpam: Luggage?  I've read enough Discworld to know where THIS is going...
 0x6772: Luggage? Cam, you have a Bag of Holding!
Oreo1369: Mimic clothing is also scary, like a mimic Top hat
Shadowsoflife: @jamesinor ah fair
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @CaptainSpam It's probably fine. There couldn't possibly be a THIRD mimic.
 incredulouspasserby: Personal opinion: all parties for one-shots should be given a bag of holding to accommodate rampant looting from the inevitable chaos goblins.
 jamesinor: Mimic Muppets
 saucemaster5000: Frodidn't block-gins
WalrusOntheCourt: The jilted wife put a curse on it to make her former husband's finger skeletal.
 BrowneePoints: you say that until you encounter a room mimic
Oreo1369: But what if Mimic House
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 JadedCynic: Volothamp "Fraud" Geddarn
 niccus: Volo's IKEA Catalogue
haberley: Voldo's guide to monsters: "HSSSS!"
 BrowneePoints: HEY Volothamp Geddarn is 40% right
 BrowneePoints: he’s not a COMPLETE sham. he’s MOSTLY a sham
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
ShifuDaxiongmao: in before cursed pants 
 niccus: does Volo have a michelin's guide?
Oreo1369: Fashin week here at the plain inn
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mimic pants?
 SFSMaus: 
voren_chalco: @ShifuDaxiongmao They're abandoned leather pants. They're already cursed.
   LoadingReadyRun: "no, honey, you don't understand! The bed attacked me"
Garfman314: in the lego context, this means that she's just changing legs
 airylan: this sounds like ritual ingredients
 BrowneePoints: the funniest thing is Volo is like a lvl 11-12 wizard and can actually mess some folks up
 dumbo3k: if lost, please return to Candlekeep
 Fruan: I think that means you end up in the Medium Place
 saucemaster5000: gods suffer not pedants
Valyote: Volo is competent power-wise, he's just lazy and dumb
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints but he's a coward (for comedic narrative reasons, naturally)
 HorusFive: @Fruan Don't you mean the Neutral Place
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't say you're godless where Gruumsh can hear you.
Oreo1369: what are some of the fun connotations in volo's b ok
 incredulouspasserby: @saucemaster5000 other than the god of pedantry, in which case the worshipers have other problems.
 BrowneePoints: yea volo is mostly a bum
voren_chalco: You get an afterlife, but only on the lawful plane.
 vinewood_og: Don't you mean, Dragonbjorn?
 saucemaster5000: @incredulouspasserby they would split hairs about that
 josh___something: Well...
 Lysander_salamander: a dragon with time-blindness sounds terrible
 SFSMaus: Well, her eggs were Taken...
 josh___something: Any immortal timescale being with timeblindness
 Lysander_salamander: one of the eggs,
Oreo1369: no basement or attic or cellar?
Oreo1369: tweety
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
voren_chalco: 'new' pants
Oreo1369: Tree mmic?
 spethycakes: Darkstab making some sustainable clothing choices
 BusTed: is it ticklish?
 Mazrae: Treeformers? More than meets the eye
 SFSMaus: Poke the Ent
YeomanAres: Paul?
 josh___something: Paul?
thekumquatking: Hey that tree is a guy!
Oreo1369: Deku tree?
 josh___something: XD
haberley: Paul?
ImmortalLen: Paul the tree
 neisan2112: Oh its the new Karn
 HorusFive: Picutre the Tree in your mind Molander! Picture IT!
Oreo1369: that art is great
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Its Paul. 😁
 vinewood_og: 100
  Simriel: do we know how long this is gonna run?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Oreo1369: were they dead?
 SmithKurosaki: Scheduke says another 1h30
super_ashura: Where's Sora when you need'im?
thekumquatking: Trent
 RassilonDND: My name is *1 year of silence followed by screaming*
 GhostValv: D:
 Despoiler98: hahahahahah
 BusTed: 
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 neisan2112: Oof
 micalovits: F
  Simriel: treey Mctreeface
Astramentha: b r a d
haberley: woof
 HadesLeprechaun: Bradtch
Oreo1369: Ouch
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Despoiler98:    
 niccus: oh, like kevin
 RassilonDND: Yes daddy
 BrowneePoints: Bradleaf Cooperch
  Sarah_Serinde: 
thekumquatking: *sad trumpets*
 loufghyslaufey: "...but you do seem like a Brad, Brad."
Oreo1369: Chaddik The Tree
haberley: dryChad
 RassilonDND: DryChadd
 RassilonDND: drat you beat me to it
 neisan2112: Poor Kevin
 SK__Ren: Chyad
 SFSMaus: Tryiad
Oreo1369: Woke Tree
 0x6772: Did Brad know the bed and the chest upstairs?
Oreo1369: Chad
 0x6772: er, Chad, right
Oreo1369: Mushroom Bois are great
 Lysander_salamander: is Awakened an accidental thing, like magical pollution or runoff affecting objects?
 reptile___: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableRockyKoalaRaccAttack-w4q8rfwpz77AA61x
 HadesLeprechaun: does Nelsons Elf have spells?
thekumquatking: Thad
virgil82: @Lysander_salamander I believe so.  Tree has to be around magic for a really long time.
 MomoNo9: There's not as moving minifigures and pretending they're taking as I'd hoped
 GhostValv: oh no~
 TheNerdWonder: @Lysander_salamander I know it's an actual spell that gives sentience to non-sapients. Beyond that, DM's choice?
 Lysander_salamander: oh
Oreo1369: Chad, Todd and Skylar
 ButterBall000: Paging Dr. Tanner
Lobo_Apache: I'm reminded that I went to highschool with a Tanner
Oreo1369: Tan dis
Oreo1369: whose steave job
 BusTed: 🍄
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: oh they're cute
 MomoNo9: Jonathan,  Taylor, and Thomas?
voren_chalco: mushroom, mushroom man
Oreo1369: LET GO we trippin on spores today
haberley: it's Tommy and Timmy Nook
 loufghyslaufey: @MomoNo9  "The Tank Engine"  jingles
   LoadingReadyRun: Mike & Ned
haberley: called it ^^
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
 Lysander_salamander: 
 MomoNo9: That's quite the 90s ship, but I guess...
 E4rthR0cker: i've known these myconids for two minutes... i love them
 stippledotter: They were shroommates
Oreo1369: Cute Mushrooms are the best
 ElementalAlchemist: [hold music intensifies]
Oreo1369: More spores
 airylan: myconid speak - like skaven-speak but less murder-kill.
 MomoNo9: Adorable AND slightly creepy.  I'm in.
 KaleidoscopeMind: do their arms swivel as a single ball and socket joint
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 GhostValv: perfection
haberley: oh noooo
 Lysander_salamander: delightful
 BusTed: very good
  Sarah_Serinde: Great work Jordynne
Oreo1369: This is bliss
 SK__Ren: Mic & Nid
trenzylive: THIS IS SO FUN
trenzylive: sorry for caps its my class ability bind in destiny 2
 Lysander_salamander: you can't kill us in any way that matters
Oreo1369: feed them the Mimis
Oreo1369: mimic
bagfullofbees: Bye chat, I've got to go do a cube draft now. Have fun!
trenzylive: @bagfullofbees bye!
Shadowsoflife: o/
Oreo1369: Mike & Ned
 airylan: tribble cooing mushrooms...
haberley: Rose & Rose, are they relatives of Mike & Ned?
  Sarah_Serinde: D:
IaCthulhuFthagn: This sounds like an awful recipe.
 forcedreject: ah a mad wizard
 Lysander_salamander: aw
Astramentha: awwww
haberley: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: poor babies
haberley: save them
Astramentha: 
 tehfewl: ooo big stretch
 ElementalAlchemist: "but I'm not the egg :("
 Lysander_salamander: dang, a land-grab scheme
 Nigouki: *Irving
Oreo1369: Poor Alex just had a really bad day
IaCthulhuFthagn: She sent *us* to kill you for her, actually!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 Nigouki: hahahahaha
 forcedreject: wait
haberley: jeezus
 GhostValv: wowie
 JadedCynic: 
trenzylive: ah yes
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 SaxPython: 
 BusTed: 
 forcedreject: are those his parent's pants?
Snowcookies: lmao
 Alahmnat: KATHLEEN
thekumquatking:   
Oreo1369: LETS GO
 malfnord: ow
 SFSMaus: 
 SaxPython: #TheyWereOnSale
 E4rthR0cker: LETS GO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 YeetTheRich_: 
 Lysander_salamander: ohno
 forcedreject: ok slightly better
trenzylive: OH NO
 forcedreject: ok slightly worse
 Despoiler98:    
nevermore913: That line by Kathleen broke me
 RatherLargeToad: WAS your dad’s wedding ring
super_ashura: This is the most tragic character of all time.
   LoadingReadyRun: "at least my pet mimics are safe"
Oreo1369: OUCH
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
  Simriel: Kathleen stole his pants! xD
 gualdhar: Petition to rename the character to "Darkstab Inthefeels"
 stippledotter: O no
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyCuteCourgetteCharlietheUnicorn-gprL4jiU-k4mYtcj
 Alahmnat: @LoadingReadyRun 
Julian_Rogue: I keep hearing brickbeard as "root beer" and get confused
Shadowsoflife: @LoadingReadyRun what about my goldfish golddy?
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidBlatantMosquitoPhilosoraptor-_oK8pDStF6qRlPNH
Julian_Rogue: a neppoh no baby
  Simriel: are you gonna give him back his pants? xD
  Sarah: (Their pants)
Oreo1369: ERRvan
 JadedCynic: Ervin...
 Mazrae: My phone lagged a bit whose ring was it
 JadedCynic: @Mazrae Alex's dad 
Oreo1369: Alex's Dasds
Shadowsoflife: his dad's
 dumbo3k: @Mazrae Alex
  Sarah_Serinde: *their dad's
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Simriel: Oh I missed that. Give them back their pants!!!
Julian_Rogue: beholder? I barely know her
 reptile___: seven-foot jars?  Someone tell Adam
Julian_Rogue: jello molds
Oreo1369: Put it in the bag
  blackcoat: nope. dark stabs pants now
  Sarah: Yeah Kathleen missed their pronouns so it's easy to mistake
  Sarah_Serinde: aww
 JadedCynic: oozes are typically bestial intelligence
Oreo1369: Save his friend
Julian_Rogue: 2.5
 JadedCynic: 3rd time's a charm
  Sarah: since she's been using he/him
  Simriel: also since they are Lego, do you just fully remove your legs to get new pants xD
  Sarah_Serinde: oh phew
haberley: oh thank god
 JadedCynic: BIG SIGH OF RELIEF
 JadedCynic: 
 Lysander_salamander: so cute
 saucemaster5000: consentual sniffing 
Oreo1369: what had a baby
 Nigouki: Owlbear saunters out like it's the stabilized bigfoot film
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
Julian_Rogue: rew Paowlbear
thekumquatking: For marketability, the owlbear is voiced by Chris Pratt.
Oreo1369: A Man
 BrowneePoints: HooPaul
 JadedCynic: A man
DapperKoala2: @Julian_Rogue 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Beholder: Smart enough to know you are not responsible, hateful enough to kill you anyway
 bytecaster: @thekumquatking For marketability, the owlbear is voiced by Mario Mario
Julian_Rogue: Cam noticed my pun *is starstruck*
Merc1987: f
Oreo1369: Revenge
 0x6772: Also: still without pants.
Julian_Rogue: @bytecaster For Mariobility bear the owl is voiced by pratt chris
 Lysander_salamander: nice
haberley: sugar?
epsilon_vee: unchic only, no chic
Shadowsoflife: warlock?
 bytecaster: Kamehameha?
Julian_Rogue: Fire ball?last?
 bytecaster: Magic Missile?
 0x6772: Is he a Pokemon?
 BrowneePoints: EMERALDO SUPLASH!
DapperKoala2: @Julian_Rogue https://clips.twitch.tv/FlirtyBrightLionYee-Yn-igsgQ83920Vpf
 ThorSokar: "Does he ever ask how big the room is?"
Julian_Rogue: @DapperKoala2 
  Sarah_Serinde:  Brickbeard is learning all kinds of things today
 josh___something: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Jillexie: I believe INT was Brickbrard's dump stat
 L0rdX33n: I blanked out, humans have a what bow?
OVERKiLL!: this is so good. LRR tabletop is always GREAT though. shout out 🌋 Temple of Lava Bears 🐻 and ByLaw & Order.
Oreo1369: we named your tee chad
   LoadingReadyRun: Apparently Brickbeard also thought humans ley eggs 
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 L0rdX33n: i see
haberley: prevent Cinderhowl meeting Allax, do some serious Cinderblocking 
 Lysander_salamander: We don't know what the humans are like in this world
Oreo1369: Extra credit
thekumquatking: @LoadingReadyRun Do they not????
Lobo_Apache: Hopefully Alex is getting paid hourly for this baby sitting gig
 NoxStryx: Can you go dennis?
 Luminaire_p: uppies
Oreo1369: UPPIES
Julian_Rogue: ad break
 Lysander_salamander: !break
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 NoxStryx: Isnt a door up a hatch?
 E4rthR0cker: man, i'm loving this so far
Oreo1369: this is grat
Oreo1369: greate
haberley: this is sweet
Oreo1369: grate
haberley: clearly a bit better than "please stop, we don't want to play any more" from the original
 SFSMaus: Fill this door with traps...
 SFSMaus: Fill this door with traps....
 Despoiler98:   woooo break time
 DigitalSeahorse: I just returned with 
  Sarah_Serinde: Jordynne's done great work
 vinewood_og: a wild paul appears
OVERKiLL!: 🐉Lrr & Legos🧱
 DigitalSeahorse:  
haberley: i should really go bed, but I'm enjoying this too much 
 SFSMaus: Jordynne, you're doing great!
 terribleplan: This is very good so big props to Jordynne on the changes. Very curious what of the original survived other than the premise/setting.
 Gascitygaming: hi chat, just got back, break in D&D or are we moving on?
JDMan94: Break
haberley: @Gascitygaming just a break
  Sarah_Serinde: Just a quick break
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: when they previewed this it was sad that jordynne had made some balance changes, do we know what those are?
 Gascitygaming: cool, thank you 
haberley: @Bobtheninjagoldfish balance, story, fun level - I think a lot of this is fairly Jordynne's creation
 ClodiumSoride: it's not just a balance pass, it's an entire rewrite
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh so this isn't the adventure that was released with it like they said?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it sounds like Jordynne did a lot of work
 ClodiumSoride: Apparently hot wings were an unusually important mcguffin in the original.
JDMan94: Oh god
  Sarah_Serinde: The adventure that released with it made all of Jordynne's players want to stop partway through, so she rewrote it
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't know how much of the original bones are still there
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: yeah hot wings as in dragon wings, I guess?
haberley: @Sarah_Serinde well the ones in the chicken, probably
  Sarah_Serinde: 
neb_200: dice friends for the sub a ton?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
 ClodiumSoride: I would be curious to know what she kept. I imagine the PCs and the inn, and that seems to be about it.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah the PC characters she didn't have time to change, so those are straight from the adventure iirc
JDMan94: The pdf of the original is a free download
JDMan94: So you can always go check it out. I'm doing that rn.
 Lysander_salamander: The lego set does look pretty cool.  Expensive though.
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  blackcoat: @overkill I think that bite club is their best lrrtt work, but yeah it's all great. and I don't normally like APs
Oreo1369: is there s written version of her verdion
Oreo1369: version
 ClodiumSoride: @JDMan94 Oh cool, thanks, I'll check that out later.
haberley: @Oreo1369 i think not yet, maybe she'll release it?
Oreo1369: alright col, thanks
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I'm also a big fan of NaDtD
the_phantom_game_player: Back?
  Sarah: I love the range of GMs and games we've had here
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 inconsideratehat: nope, eating
BluJester: good morning chat
 Mazrae: Waiting for ads to finish??
 Lysander_salamander: as a youngster I used to have a big bucket of miscellaneous bricks from various sets.  Too bad I don't have that anymore so I can just build whatever I like.  Maybe there's like, "giant bag of mixed bricks" available for sale somewhere.  I'll have to do a search later.
haberley: be patient, let them refuel
 Despoiler98:       
JDMan94: Yeahhh looking at it, it do be very bland
  Simriel: I need to watch bylaw season 2
  Simriel: my favourite games are Cams, his GM style always vibes well with my tastes
 ClodiumSoride: @Lysander_salamander check ebay for folks selling large lots of random bricks?
 inconsideratehat:   
GameSageZB: @Lysander_salamander There is a box of random stuff with some suggestions on what to build that they sell. It looks like a big yellow brick
 bytecaster: What did you call me?
 ClodiumSoride: if you're near a Lego store, most of them have a wall of bins of parts, and you can buy a cup and fill it with whatever you can get into it.
  kasper1787: i suggest evryone go back and watch all the role playing they have done. they are all so go...i mean all you have to do is ASK DALE.
  Simriel: I do love NaDtD too tho, hope more happens soon
 RedRaptor: @Lysander_salamander There's a small franchise here in California called Bricks & Minifigs that have a "buy a bucket and fill it with assorted legos" for $15. Do you have something like that around?
 Lysander_salamander: probably.  I'll have to look around.
DapperKoala2: Mage Hand? The dashing Fencer?
 SK__Ren: Magi?
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  Simriel: Dale's Paranoia game was soooo good
  Simriel: I love Paranoia
 SFSMaus: Mage, eh?
thekumquatking: The gift of the mage eye
 RedRaptor: @Lysander_salamander Oh. I lied. It's all across the US.
 Lysander_salamander: oh cool
IaCthulhuFthagn: You Have to Burn the Rope
 hillwitheyes: For the 25th time, From Quebec with love
  Simriel: it's such a fun setting and Dale was perfect for running it
 LoadingReadyRun: is the stream still looking ok for you folks? I got a warning from youtube that there was a problem
  Sarah: I'm delighted that I got to play in Dale's Paranoia setting a few times (not on stream)
 Nigouki: Free axe!
 ClodiumSoride: @IaCthulhuFthagn I understood that reference!
midnightcurryjazz: I know this is just a fun one off, but I would be so board in a D&D game without combat. Maybe I am spoiled by my group that has good story telling and good tactacle combat.
  kasper1787: looks fine to me
  Sarah: It seems okay to me?
LithosAndros: Looks fine from here
  kasper1787: sarah i m sure it was great!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ClodiumSoride ...but how're you gonna spend the rest of your day?
 ClodiumSoride: oh, tactical. Thought that said "tentacle combat".
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 LoadingReadyRun: great. I guess it was just a blip
Shadowsoflife: @ClodiumSoride It could be a a tactical tentacle combat
midnightcurryjazz: @ClodiumSoride 
 JadedCynic: @midnightcurryjazz I had that once happen; most of the adventure was non-combat, and even when the 'set-piece fight' happened, the party went all in on diplomacy and negotiation, and the DM was down for it and the fight was averted 
haberley: a lute? But there's no bard!
 Lysander_salamander: are there any "tell dale" items?
 aesir_blade: Bottle of liquid oxygen!
Shadowsoflife: @JadedCynic Nice
midnightcurryjazz: @JadedCynic we are a bunch of patherfinder people, so we like the gritty rule stuff
DapperKoala2: How long is one minute in combat?
 RatherLargeToad: We are dagger
 Lysander_salamander: nice that you get the loot before the final encounter, and therefore have a chance to use it
voren_chalco: Be careful not to poison your new pants.
thekumquatking: @DapperKoala2 10 rounds
  Texan_Reverend: @DapperKoala2 10 rounds
DapperKoala2: Perfect, thanks!
 ElementalAlchemist: It goes in the square hole
  Simriel: @Sarah I am legit jealous.
midnightcurryjazz: @DapperKoala2 10 turns
 Lysander_salamander: I got that reference
 JadedCynic: *drools*
JDMan94: Love weapons that can be a spell focus
   LoadingReadyRun: @midnightcurryjazz Most of our Dice Friends campaigns tend to be fairly combat-light
 Jillexie: My wizard is drooling over that Robe.
 JadedCynic: ooooh
 ClodiumSoride: Does it have the magic pockets for spell components?
midnightcurryjazz: @LoadingReadyRun Oh I know.
  Simriel: Robe of the Archmagi? holy crap that's a really good item!
  Simriel: legendary item I think?
  Sarah: Dale is always a wonderful GM, and I got to play with LRR friends as well as some of Dale's. I even got to play with Andy a couple times and he's just...so good at the roleplay/improv
  Simriel: I feel like two of these are better than the others xD
 airylan: oh hey, a vorpal sword.
 KaleidoscopeMind: chosen by the dm = "tell jordynne"?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Tell Jordynne"
Mashamino: snicker snack!
DaxStrife: The shwarma sword
 DigitalSeahorse: 
prince_infidel: DM I kick back & hang
 BrowneePoints: Ooooooh okay the sword does max damage to OBJECTS
 BrowneePoints: that’s fun
 HorusFive: Seems like they helped the last group of folks that owned them....
nevermore913: Just for flavor reasons
drcthulu: 1d8
 Tweygoh: idk if clerics can, maybe with a channel divinity
SwankyFlea: only wizards and warlocks regain spell slots on short rests, no?
 BrowneePoints: I think he can regain channel divinity but not spells
JDMan94: Yeah clerics dont
 DigitalSeahorse:  don't mess up
   LoadingReadyRun: That transition from "yay! magic items!" to "uh oh, these are too good, something bad is coming"
 JadedCynic: "vorpal <weapon>" and "<weapon> of sharpness" coexisted in the 1st Ed - vorpal was a *little* more powerful, in just KILLING the target with a double-20  (and sharpness would dismember on 18-20 with two rolls), but they've still be WONDERFUL weapons in later editions
Oreo1369: its from tashas
  Simriel: Kathleen, give them back their pants!!!
 BrowneePoints: oooooh taaaashas
ShifuDaxiongmao: this feels like a save point before a boss room 
Oreo1369: both clerics and paladins should have it
 saucemaster5000: (checks yelp, it's a 2 star....)
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: stable?
  Sarah: poor kid
  Simriel: I need to get Cameron's input again for my Alien RPG
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BrowneePoints: ye Sword of Sharpness does max damage to objects, does extra on crits and double crits dismember
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 BrowneePoints: @oreo1369 all Tasha’s stuff is optional(even if some are better)
thekumquatking: Capitalism is always the true evil!
DapperKoala2: I'm surprised no one got a Guillotine...
 JadedCynic: always
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 Lysander_salamander: I guess
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PawssumFable: Just scream more
 JadedCynic: @DapperKoala2 I *think* we can fashion one with what we have at hand...
Oreo1369: you use a channel divinity  to regain a spell slot then regain channel on short rest
 saucemaster5000: 23 year olds are just teenagers with no one to tell them whatever they are doing is a terrible idea
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DapperKoala2: It's time to get these new pants dirty.
Oreo1369: @BrowneePoints fair just mentioning it as an option
  blackcoat: buuuurn
 BrowneePoints: *gasp* the thing!
 JadedCynic: @DapperKoala2 and maybe some cool rips and stains...
 DigitalSeahorse:  ORB 
 BrowneePoints: Dragonborn are hatched from eggs chat!
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, like the Stork
 Mazrae: Do the pants have a hole in the back for the tail if allax has one
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: Depending on the mother, they are either eggs or live birth
   LoadingReadyRun: <insert words of comfort>
 JadedCynic: 
  Simriel: he does Priest Stuff
Oreo1369: aww
 DigitalSeahorse: 
gnyrinn: The words we’re looking for are ‘pastoral care’.
Oreo1369: healing is wonderful
 BrowneePoints: I bet the thick skin makes them feel a lil cooler at least
 josh___something: Consentually, in a private room
 DigitalSeahorse: 
JDMan94: Man, the DnD itch... this only worsens it for me. Wish I had a group.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 samb6678: Counselor of the party
 JadedCynic: he's an MBA...
DapperKoala2: It hurts.
 Lysander_salamander: a techbro wizard
 JadedCynic: BOOOO!
 ClodiumSoride: Ah, the grindset.
 L0rdX33n: I’m stealing that
 BrowneePoints: my dnd group calls my Dragonborn scaled all the time because it irritates him AND me
SytYoshi: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Throw this person in the trash
 Mythallian: TOO REAL JORDYNNE
IaCthulhuFthagn: Corporate sensitivity training video right there: "When is it appropriate to ask the orc to remove their pants."
Shadowsoflife: @JDMan94 It's fun
 macgirl75: Norm joke 🤣
 BrowneePoints: have a long date with shar
JDMan94: I mean I've played before
IaCthulhuFthagn: @JDMan94 I have two concurrent groups and I still want more 
DapperKoala2: Cameron keeps hurting me.
 BrowneePoints: go drinking with Cyril
JDMan94: Just don't have anyone to play with NOW
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn How?
haberley: "go take a long walk off a short dragon"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BrowneePoints: make images of dwarven gods that folks can own the rights to
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 BrowneePoints: call it BitDumathoin
 SnackPak_: woooow
 BusTed: 
 JadedCynic: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: ewwwwwww
 SFSMaus:   
Oreo1369: noon cave?
 vinewood_og: Oh nooo
 saucemaster5000: why are the socks stuck to the ceiling?
  Simriel: NO
Lobo_Apache: third story walk down
 Lysander_salamander: this man eats a lot of squid
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife I enjoy the hobby?
haberley: oh is THAT why the dungeon smells of mushrooms
 josh___something: JORDYNNE
Oreo1369: ouch...
JDMan94: Oh lord
 Mythallian: I LIED THIS IS TOO REAL JORDYNNE
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 vinewood_og: Where did you think that cube came from...?
 saucemaster5000: except for one mimic who is REALLY into it
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the_phantom_game_player: 
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn I have one game and it hard to get play it. how do you have two of them?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: shoot at the ledge!
   LoadingReadyRun: Going to end up a Bag of Holding Holder
 BusTed: 
 L0rdX33n: Good opener
 ClodiumSoride: Bag of Hodling?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife Well, you know how scheduling one group is hard? Apparently, that problem does not scale, so you can fit more games in your schedule if you get more groups.
DaxStrife: This is not my beautiful egg...
 BrowneePoints: you ain’t got no cloaca sir
 saucemaster5000: That's the third D in D&D
 josh___something: DAMN
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn That's fair.
 BrowneePoints: Dungeons Dragons and Dolts
 josh___something: Kathleen D:
Scarbble: kathleen you are a treasure
excalgold: Note: Do not put Portable hole in Bag of holding unless you want to destroy a sizable chunk of the city
 DigitalSeahorse: D 
 SajuukSjet: is that a Chaise Lounge reference?! excellent!
 SK__Ren: On the chaise lounge?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife Also, I'm not DMing anything at the moment, so that's my itch that I need scratching right now, which is why I'm putting a third group together.
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedWrongEggDxAbomb-hE5pXIS1wFi03XvQ
 ClodiumSoride: I know it's supposed to be like an arcane blast effect, but the thing in the wizard's hand looks like one of those extending grabby hands.
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn Neat, what are you playing character wise
 airylan: @IaCthulhuFthagn I've likewise got 3-4 games going on at any time, because we're *all* GMs and need an outlet. (it's kind of a lot, so we have one game on a short weekly session, and two other games with longer but alternating week sessions)
 JadedCynic: @excalgold and potentially send yourself to a random outer plane...
 Lysander_salamander: we just want to talk!
 airylan: (having a gaming group where everyone is a GM is *fantastic* and I recommend finding it  )
 L0rdX33n: Bob Herzog would be proud
 HorusFive: "So anyway, I started blastin'"
DapperKoala2: "I'd like to have a conversation while myself and one of my friends are within 5 feet of you."
nevermore913: I wish I had a game but it's ok I don't
Shadowsoflife: @airylan Neat
Oreo1369: Are you hot
voren_chalco: @JadedCynic I had a player do that to another player once.
 Lysander_salamander: wow, a Human.  Out of legend!
 DigitalSeahorse: he's just a little guy
 Nigouki: But Count Dooku is Christopher Lee so super hot
 L0rdX33n: Do humans lay eggs?
Oreo1369: do you lay eggs
  Sarah_Serinde: Time for science
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 NoxStryx: New 5e race "creepy little guy"
 JadedCynic: I kinda wanna start up a game of lancer, or maybe Salvage Union (a nice new...'firefly-esque' rpg that I backed)
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 JadedCynic: @NoxStryx seconded!  All in favor, say 'aye'?
DapperKoala2: @JadedCynic I searched online and found one described as a "post-apocalyptic mech TTRPG." Did I find the right one?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
JDMan94: Oh did we ever learn whomst Nelly's character already knew in the party
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 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 JadedCynic: @DapperKoala2 yep; mechs are involved - party is a tribe of salvagers making their way in a wasteland loosely ruled over by evil corps...
 L0rdX33n: noice
WardsarTheWriter: Dragon wings by THX
DapperKoala2: @JadedCynic Awesome, thanks!
nevermore913: Love that
 L0rdX33n: Lancer is such a good system… for combat. It’s ok for other things
 Lysander_salamander: dang
Shadowsoflife: I have a few settings I would love to run games in.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife Currently a deeply religious exotic dancer in a thousand-and-one-nights-in-space game (Coriolis) and an increasingly unlikeable borderline cultist in a dark fantasy industrialpunk heist game (Blades in the Dark).
 JadedCynic: @L0rdX33n I have found that non-combat is best dealt with 'house rules' and 'fudging' by an experienced group  - the ruleset is secondary, really
 Lysander_salamander: shield-bash!
JDMan94: Uh oh
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Tweygoh: owch
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife You?
 ElementalAlchemist: He did a training montage, so you know he can punch
JDMan94: He should have spell sculpting
 Jillexie: Sculpt spell
JDMan94: The wiz in the pdf is an evocation wiz
goombalax: is there lego bat guano?
BloodnBullets: Fatal mistake, never ask how big the room is first.
 JadedCynic: My current D&D campaign has me as a tired paladin playing ' babysitter' to a few loot goblins (one has become the high priest of an almost-dead god making a comeback, another is a wilderness raised naif druid...who ended up grabbing a demonically-possessed sword, and the last is an aloof tabaxi swashbuckler  )
 Jillexie: Sculpt spell doesn't work on the caster
 Jillexie: But for fun, who carrs
TheAinMAP: 
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn those both sound really cool. I have read anything of coriolis but I have read blade in the dark. I'm playing an ship engineer on a space colony ship who and teleport after touch weird energy he found in a interdim trading post
 Jillexie: Cares*
JDMan94: kaBOOM
WardsarTheWriter: Where's the earth shattering kaboom?! Oh, there it is.
 SFSMaus: 
Shadowsoflife: @JadedCynic I only seen barb picking up the possessed swords
BloodnBullets: 
 Lysander_salamander: It's like playing as a character in the anime Slayers
ShifuDaxiongmao: What you do is implement "the magic police" which will track down anyone using magic above a certain level without the correct permit 
 NoxStryx: No two people are not on fire.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 ClodiumSoride: Toss the egg down to Allax!
 measureofhope: I'm currently running two Exalted campaigns in different editions (one started ten years ago and we don't feel like converting). I'm also in three other regular games in different systems. My brain is mush and I have no regrets.
 airylan: @ShifuDaxiongmao Baldur's Gate II has that... in Amn, I believe, which is not Waterdeep 
ShifuDaxiongmao: @Lysander_salamander good ol' Lina Inverse 
 SFSMaus: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nice touch slightly singing the model on screen
DapperKoala2: I cast "Sudden Gravitational Impact"
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh no, they minecraft laddered him!
 NoxStryx: Hold person sounds like a spell invented by an introvert to comfort their friends
Shadowsoflife: @measureofhope That's fair
  Simriel: hold person causes autocrats
  Simriel: auto-crits
  Simriel: not Autocrats xD
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Tweygoh: hold person will give advantage anyways
 JadedCynic: @Shadowsoflife see, I - being the paladin of Ilmater, god of suffering, was ready to use my iron strong will to resist the demon's temptations and control it long enough to see about banishing the demon and melting the weapon down...but the teen halfling druid rolled higher on the initiative   I've been a very close 'big brother' to help our new Sword Bearer  )
 Lysander_salamander: yayyyyyy
  mtvcdm: Hi from back in my room.
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife In Fate core
 HorusFive: Cam may not be within 5ft, but he's certainly distracted.
 Lysander_salamander:   
 Tweygoh: and a crit right?
 Jillexie: Auto crit
 Suffix: @mtvcdm Your very own room? Lucky.
 airylan: @JadedCynic but how would you have known what the sword did if you resisted it? 
 Mazrae: Is it an auto crit since he can't more
 reptile___: autocrit, since he's helpless
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: a dagger that does D8? Can I have one of those please?
 Jillexie: Because of Hold Person
  Simriel: Someone tell Kathleen she should be rolling her dice twice cause Crits
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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Shadowsoflife: @JadedCynic Neat
ShifuDaxiongmao: Kathleen's character waved a hand in front of their face.. "You can't see me"
 JadedCynic: @airylan it was talking to us in our dreams - it was stuck in the material body of that near-dead god, in the forgotten ruins of the god's temple...we needed to pull the sword out to keep it from eventually killing the god and absorbing their divine energy (which probably would cause a power struggle in their home plane, too)
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 ElementalAlchemist: Action Serge™
 Lysander_salamander: Suuurge!
thekumquatking: Melee attacks do crit
 SFSMaus: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Shadowsoflife Fate (though usually Accelerated) is my go-to for one-shots because I can explain the game, have the group make characters and run an adventure in a 4 hour time slot.
 Jillexie: Not that it matters much, Hold Person is Paralyzed.
 airylan: @JadedCynic (I may have played a character once who picked up the cursed sword and became possessed by the spirit of an ancient conquering warlord, as while the rest of the group was debating how to destroy the obviously cursed sword, I the player went "but I want to know what it does!")
 JadedCynic: @Shadowsoflife since the halfling became the 'bearer', she took a level in warlock (guess who the patron was?  ) and kept passing and failing willpower saves - it's been REALLY interesting 
thekumquatking: Attacks are also at advantage
 BrowneePoints: A paralyzed creature is incapacitated (Can’t take actions or reactions) and can’t move or speak.  • The creature automatically fails Strength and Dexterity saving throws.  • Attack rolls against the creature have advantage.  • Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within 5 feet of the creature.
Shadowsoflife: @IaCthulhuFthagn Yeah, fate is really easy to make characters and run games. It's usper fun.
JDMan94: It's fiiiiine, this egg stealer is getting bullied anyway
 JadedCynic: @airylan see, that's a logical request! 
 BrowneePoints: only melee hits are crits. but ultimately Jordynnes table, Jordynnes rules
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it really doesn't matter here
 ghizmou: He's a hater
Shadowsoflife: @JadedCynic That sound awesome.
seanmrwick: yaaay im in time for the d&D game
 Lysander_salamander: runs away
 HorusFive: hahaha [still on fire]
WardsarTheWriter: He breaks into a fit of coughs when he tries to cackle.
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seanmrwick: how did the building go?
 ElementalAlchemist: 🌽
 Lysander_salamander: oh, polymorph good idea
 VorlonScout: "Cast it in someone else's parlor."
 Grevas13: controlled fireball deals minimal damage to party.  how dangerous could it be?
goombalax: The Virgin, The Chad, and the Pogging Ghost
haberley: Right, it's half three in the morning, i should reeeeally go to bed. Thanks for the show everyone, looking forward to seeing the end in the VODs! 
Shadowsoflife: o/
 BrowneePoints: a night of taco bell and beer or Mac and cheese and spam will have anyone firing off magical darts
 JadedCynic: @haberley have a nice rest! 
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 Lysander_salamander: yay
 airylan: that same character that picked up the cursed sword, the party sorcerer once needed to cast a Fireball but couldn't quite exclude enough targets to not get me. I had enough hit points that the sorcerer would have to roll fairly significantly higher than average damage to fully cook me... and I had evasion so would be fine on anything higher than a 2 I think it was. And of course I died 
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 Lysander_salamander: yay
WardsarTheWriter: -Gollum voice- Murdererrrrr....
 HorusFive: Cam has done a felony 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Perfect thank you Paul
  mtvcdm: And then she just laughs
Garfman314: including the demons
thekumquatking: RIP that guy ig
 JadedCynic: woo!
Shadowsoflife: @airylan This is why you take fire resist 
 JadedCynic: "We have recovered your egg, and have brought the body of the real thief."
 airylan: @Shadowsoflife this one was Pathfinder 1 - fire resistance for Elf Rangers was hard to come by 
trenzylive: lol
 Lysander_salamander: yay
Shadowsoflife: @airylan Fair
 E4rthR0cker: the boys!
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nyoomgoom: creatures
 0x6772: Did anybody retrieve the egg?
 SFSMaus: Calpernia has it
 Lysander_salamander: yes they have the egg.
AtrusOfMyst: Invest in SinCoin
 L0rdX33n: Professional murder is 90% of adventuring
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: 
 BrowneePoints: it was self defense
ShifuDaxiongmao: the most important question.. did any blood get on Darkstabs fancy new pants?
 Lysander_salamander: Gary Glittergold
 JadedCynic: *fires up the forgottne realms wiki*
 L0rdX33n: Curt, the god of doodles
 saucemaster5000: alright, let's toast an english muffin, fry some canadian bacon, whip up some hollaindaise and POACH this bad boy!
 BrowneePoints: Moradin hits Darkstab with a holy bolt from the heavens
 Fruan: There's a whole alphabet of cool letters, the S is the only one that is allowed to be seen by non-dwarves.
  Sarah_Serinde: @saucemaster5000 
 Lysander_salamander: terrorize some other village
 BrowneePoints: it’s a red dragon egg. crack it, and run to a new country
 BrowneePoints: no new red dragons is a good thing!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
AtrusOfMyst: Three minutes until Slurp
 northos: 
 L0rdX33n: Cheese it!
 josh___something: I'm sure the gelatinous cubes can find their way naturally to a sewer system, as is their "natural" habitat
   LoadingReadyRun: gelatinous cube shouldn't be adorable 
 JadedCynic: Cam: "Sharindlar, intermediate goddess of fertility, romantic love, and healing." of the Forgotten Realms' dwarven pantheon...just an idea
  Sarah_Serinde: @LoadingReadyRun Disagree
  SmithKurosaki: @LoadingReadyRun But is it nutritious?
 BrowneePoints: gelatinous cubes are also invisible to the naked eye chat!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: (they are completely translucent and have a gnarly stealth check)
2 raiders from izzynater06 have joined!
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints well, apart from the indigestible 'accessories' they might have.
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
 L0rdX33n: Hello raiders
Clockwork Cthulhu: is it morally a good act to release man eating monsters?
 SmithKurosaki: Hows YT doing? I've been fighting discord issues of the past lil bit
calgaming2283: hi
 L0rdX33n: You weren’t prejudiced
Shadowsoflife: raiders o/
 DigitalSeahorse:  🥚 
 Drakas: who has the golf card now
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 JadedCynic: *bonk....bonk....bonk....thud-thud-thud*
 Despoiler98: Viscera  cleanup detail
Dave Vincenty: I am just thrilled to be getting another Dice Friends
  mtvcdm: Sorry excuse me this flail is coming loose, lemme get a hammer
thekumquatking: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Destiny w/ Graham at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (18m from now).
 Lysander_salamander: yay scarf
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Despoiler98:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP: 
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
 Lysander_salamander: eeeee
 BrowneePoints: I mean Dragonborn comes from eggs too so maybe!
ShifuDaxiongmao: she lit!
 JadedCynic: and that anxious about her kid
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: 
 GhostValv: D:
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 neisan2112: LOLOLOl
  Foxmar320: omg
 josh___something: It's the lady that SPRINTS with high heels
 northos: 
 DigitalSeahorse: she's my own mother!  oh no
 Mythallian: are we still doing phrasing?
 northos: I think we're well beyond phrasing
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Shadowsoflife: Where did we start?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 ClodiumSoride: Where we're going we won't need... phrasing.
 JadedCynic: literally had been taken prisoner by the thief
  blackcoat: hawt
 josh___something: Group persuasion check, neat
 Therberus: Oh but what is Jordynnes Hat on though? 🤔
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  mtvcdm: Welp
 Lysander_salamander: yay
WardsarTheWriter: Oh my god...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
AtrusOfMyst: 
 JadedCynic: 
Oreo1369: yess
 Lysander_salamander: 
  mtvcdm: All of you. Everyone's name in sequence
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: So wholesome
thekumquatking: "Hey are you a normal human???"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: LUl
Carrion Crow: Popped back in just in time for "Thanks, Mommy." lol
 JadedCynic: Soon™
 Lysander_salamander: soooon
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 BrowneePoints: orc man in skinny jeans
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Graham is playing something next, right?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ShifuDaxiongmao: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yeah, it's his Destiny
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BrowneePoints: Graham is going dedniddy 2
  mtvcdm: This guy. Ew.
 BrowneePoints: I had a small stroke there
 DigitalSeahorse:  butts king
Scarbble: busking without a permit? GET EM
 malfnord: omg it's Times Square all over again
 JadedCynic: pickpocket...
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 GhostValv: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @shifudaxiongmao ty.
 JadedCynic: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SytYoshi:  
 spethycakes: 
AtrusOfMyst: Hell yeah 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BusTed: 
 definenull: Woo!
 jdr_42:   
 JadedCynic: 
 corpocracy:   
RebekahWSD: Much better than as written!
JDMan94: Great work everyone!
 ElementalAlchemist:   
 JadedCynic: 
 SFSMaus:    
Oreo1369: Good Job everyone
 cointosscryptid:  
 vinewood_og: Nice job all!!! 
thekumquatking:     
phoenixfeather14:  
thedepthandbreadthofseth:    
 macgirl75: well done kidlet 
 LowUpsideCJ: Amazing game everyone!
 E4rthR0cker: man, this was fantastic!
 KaleidoscopeMind: ran off together or "together"?
TheNerdySimulation: Knifeperson Sneaktime
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 LowUpsideCJ: Really good rewrite and DMing Jordynne
 Despoiler98:  
 Lysander_salamander: on the way to the Candlekeep library
 northos:     
 JadedCynic: 
 LowUpsideCJ: I like "we're criminals (techinically)" at this point you're criminals (actually)
 malfnord: Waterdeep escape room?
  mtvcdm: But how delicious are the hot wings?
AtrusOfMyst: Are the hot wings single?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah a real fantasy world
 josh___something: Wow, it is a fantasy
 Lysander_salamander: 
 SnackPak_: 
AtrusOfMyst: 
 spethycakes: are the hot wings breedable?
 reptile___: Cinderhowl has hot wings....
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 BrowneePoints: waterdeep is nyc and the council of lords doesn’t bus around
 vinewood_og: Dunked in thy holiest of Bleu cheese
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh man; Jordyne is the editor.... She knows all the lore!
nevermore913: This was a great one shot
 BrowneePoints: the masked lords do NOT eff around
RebekahWSD: As written it seemed...very bad reading it
Oreo1369: Can we get a public rewrite
KWardJenx: This was a lot of fun. Thank you so much
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Lobo_Apache: That reminds me of the Inn in The Apocalypse Stone where food is just a think that gets harped on
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 vinewood_og: Ace flying!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: as someone who is looking to run this when I finish building it, I would love access to your version Jordynne
 northos: Kathleen understands that the true endgame is Glamour 
nevermore913: For people who don't play D&D the adventure might be ok
 ClodiumSoride: What did you keep from the original adventure?
 saucemaster5000: can we ask about the gooning room?
Carrion Crow: Timing aside, now I want both Legos and D&D.
  Simriel: Jordynne's version seemed super fun
  Sarah: She did a great job with it
 JadedCynic: Yeah, Jeremy worked up a kit for the Temple of the Lava Bears...
AtrusOfMyst: The inn was basically a Waffle House
 vinewood_og: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Everyone knows mimics love hot wings
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JadedCynic: Monkey Island...
 BrowneePoints: Jordynne, favorite D&D setting, and Favorite Faerunian City?
 NotCainNorAbel: honey on the yo-yo
 Luminaire_p: Use rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle on beholder
 DigitalSeahorse:  eeepy owlbear
  Simriel: I'm STILL waiting on the Lava Bears module :p
Carrion Crow: Thinking of a video game collaboration between Lego and Larian. It'll never happen, but it would undoubtedly be awesome.
 northos: @NotCainNorAbel I was just thinking of that lmao
 L0rdX33n: throw pie at yeti
 WalrusOntheCourt: If you use the hotwings, you have to interview your target until they cry or drink milk. Youtube taught me that.
 OldManJohnsonMB: more mimics should pretend to be carpet rather than chests and trunks
 Lysander_salamander: wow cool
 jamesinor: Monster House but the house is just a mimic
Patorik: The hot wings thing feels almost like the writer was making fun of a coworker
RebekahWSD: "Oh HELL we don't know how to make a module"
DeltaStrata: @Simriel Let Jer rest in peace!
DeltaStrata: I mean cook!
WardsarTheWriter: Literal form over function.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ClodiumSoride: It's possible that nobody playtested the original module.
  Sarah_Serinde: Good for them
 HedgehogKnight: This set was made by a fan and voted on
 Lysander_salamander: would have sucked if the skeletons were his parents
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: that's why you bring a necromancer for the family reunion
 0x6772: I'd guess producing a perfect adventure to time with LEGO's release schedule for the toy may not have fit well into Wizard's writing/editing schedule.
AtrusOfMyst: Do we have in-universe Lego Alex OC art?
nevermore913: The module is really just a throw in
  Simriel: @DeltaStrata I know I am never getting it, but I wanna run it for people xD
Oreo1369: check on chad mike&Ned
 reptile___: if this set was trying to include all the iconic monsters, where are the flumphs?  
 jamesinor: Oh, a campaign set in the Lego Universe game could be interesting
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's both a oneshot and likely meant to be kind of introductionary?
RebekahWSD: Yeah, everything says as written is at least 2 sessions if you do all the combats
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 BrowneePoints: module writing is hard
 WalrusOntheCourt: Three hours barely gets you out of the tavern. And that's without the hotwings...
AtrusOfMyst: There was a Sourpatch kids one too, right?
 Electrodyne: Hello Internet Friends, I am beside a campfire
Shadowsoflife: o/
Patorik: There's always that one player, though...
 L0rdX33n: Emerald Rose has an excellent song about why you never split the party
 BrowneePoints: balancing split time is incredibly hard
 L0rdX33n: @electrodyne That is sweet and fly
  Texan_Reverend: @Electrodyne I hope you're enjoying the crackles and warm flickering light.
 50keyz: wow thats a really good point
 DigitalSeahorse:  when you split the party in horror movie style
 BrowneePoints: even Matt from CR has trouble with it sometimes
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RebekahWSD: Destiny! Woo!
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 Brozard: Woo, I just finished Destiny for the night
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Patorik: How much farther do we have to go to hit the cap?
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  Foxmar320: We are doing Warlord's Ruin
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TheNerdySimulation: I'm guessing ovaloid
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 Brozard: Warlords is a lot of fun
Scarbble: aw yeah, ruin them warlords
Shadowsoflife: o/
 ElementalAlchemist: 👋
 Jakelope13: $5 on the Final Shape being a 4-torus
 WalrusOntheCourt: hotwings for everyone!
KWardJenx: Thank you!
 OldManJohnsonMB: Jordynne is good at their job
 GhostValv: bye 
 thatguysteve2709: Thank you
 VorlonScout: Thank you Jordynne!
WardsarTheWriter: Bye! Thanks for the great game!
Oreo1369: good night
Snowcookies: ty!
 IanAllenBird: o7
 niccus: which 4-torus?
 GhostValv: good game yall
 BrowneePoints: Warlords Ruin
 spethycakes: Thanks for a super fun story, everyone!
  Foxmar320: Graham has never ran this dungeon so this will be fun!
KWardJenx: Brilliant job Jordynne!
 Lysander_salamander: me waving at the screen again in response
  Simriel: You have to accept it I believe?
Carrion Crow: Gah...after everything, I feel the urge to crack open Icewind Dale Enhanced Edition.
 macgirl75: bye kidlet -<3
 Gekyouryuu: it's a Great Icosahedron
Oreo1369: Same
 Lysander_salamander: !break
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 betweenmyself: Warlord’s Ruin: bad news, Graham’s going to jail!  good news: the guard sucks at their job!
Wingnut5k: How is Destiny 2 these days? I became unhealthily attached to it and then quit because of how much FOMO they put on ya
 tabbybabbyy: @thekumquatking you're welcome!
  Foxmar320: Im having a blast with Final Shape
 BrowneePoints: the spoiler free thing about the Final shape is that’s it’s way more horrifying than that
 SmithKurosaki: @Simriel Where do I sign up to accept pizza?
Oreo1369: this should be fun
 IanAllenBird: 👀
 BrowneePoints: way less geometric and far more metaphysical while still being technically geometric!
Leebo140: @Wingnut5k Final Shape was a banger and the new seasonal model is cool too. We're going back to the Dreadnaught in Episode 3
22 raiders from EscherichiaCole have joined!
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Leebo140: FOMO never left sadly, but the game is pretty damn fun still
JDMan94: Yeah, Final Shaoe kinda brought it back after that last expansion nearly killed it
 thatguysteve2709: I do not know why that phrase is actually horrifying @browneepoints
 BrowneePoints: and fighting Fallen Vampires in Episode 2
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 UnnnaturalD20:   
TheAinMAP:   
 LordZarano:  
 LowUpsideCJ: The final shape is crab, ultimately
  Sarah_Serinde: We're just switching between segments, Graham will be playing Destiny shortly
  Foxmar320: Just in time for Destiny 2 times
 BrowneePoints: @thatguysteve2709 the actual final shape is horrifying
 BrowneePoints: conceptually
 betweenmyself: @wingnut5k we got a special ammo sword, for what that’s worth 
  Foxmar320: Going to be a bit, still getting setup on our end
SuperFpac: release the blur cut
Chris Ellis: y'all need to make YouTube interactions go toward the subathon
Scarbble: i still laugh about whoever said that the final shape goes in the square hole
JDMan94: Man, what a good time.
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Leebo140: Hi Paul
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul!
  mtvcdm: In the meantime the clock is always there to add time to. We're still far from cap so.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jordynne, great work! 
 James_the_Dabbler: It was fate that this next segment would happen. You could even call it... Destiny
  Sarah: They're unable to for this one but they hope to have something working for next time
 Mattmitchell45:   
 0x6772: SOS?
Shadowsoflife: 
 VorlonScout: I do enjoy break screen shenanigans
 macgirl75: nerds lol
  Texan_Reverend: Ayyyy Macarena!
  Sarah_Serinde: Nerds? Here?! Nooooo
  Foxmar320: The break screen is real nice
 BrowneePoints: oh god it’s Chappell town
 BrowneePoints: roan
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde I dont believe it
grave2057: thanks chapel roan
 BrowneePoints: plz no
 bigmtgman: what is nexts
 betweenmyself: behind the scenes bLRR content
  Sarah_Serinde: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Destiny w/ Graham at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
drocathekorok: Don't you love having to leave right in the middle of the dnd part and come back to stay tuned
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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  mtvcdm: Aaaaaaaa
 IanAllenBird: eek
MysticProtogen: Huh, just found out they have a twitch channel lmao
 SnackPak_: 
Scarbble: aieee, beholder
 thekumquatking: H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
TheAinMAP: 
neveth: BEHOLD THE BEHOLDER
Carrion Crow: Getting different forms of tech to play nice is like trying to get psychotic apex predators to engage in cuddle play dates.
Scarbble: @MysticProtogen welcome in!
 ClodiumSoride: it's a blurholder!
 Mazrae: doont look it in the eyes
  Foxmar320: Next is Destiny 2 w Graham, Sniper and me!
Wingnut5k: @drocathekorok Managed to do that both today and yesterday!
  mtvcdm: BEHOLD
 Jakelope13: Look! It's the Beholder! There is Beauty in it!
 Mazrae: wait i might be thinking the wrong monster lol
drocathekorok: @Wingnut5k I did it earlier during the legos too
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 ProfessorFalconer: So what's currently on/coming up next?
  Simriel: Have a good time chat, I'm off to sleep
 SmithKurosaki: Later Sim
  Juliamon: !next
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drocathekorok: OOO DESTINY
BrindleBoar: @LRRbot D with G
 Mattmitchell45: byee
 Redbassist: 
 betweenmyself: will Graham get a Buried Bloodline on his first WR clear?  send him your spirit energy chat!
 northos: @BrindleBoar uhhhhh
Leebo140: Methinks I shall learn the Warlords Ruin solo while G starts it
 neisan2112: Just coming back, what's up next?
Carrion Crow: Goodnight, Simriel. Sleep well when you get there.
 Redbassist:  
  Texan_Reverend: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Destiny w/ Graham at Tue 08:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
 macgirl75: bye Jordynne 💕
 neisan2112: Coo
 neisan2112: Hiiii
 Mazrae: wait was there a nat 1 or nat 20 in that whole game
 pn55: 
 Dreamlettuce: 
 malfnord: 
 neisan2112: Look at all these beautiful blury people
 VorlonScout: Definitely was at least one nat 20, unsure about 1
 pn55:  
 Gascitygaming: squats?
TheAinMAP:   
 thekumquatking: @Mazrae The boss got a nat 20
adept_nekomancer: Out of focus dance!
 Redbassist: 
Mollylele:   
 betweenmyself: 
 Mattmitchell45: Always great to give these goofs more screentime
 0x6772: @Mazrae Jordynne hit... Matt? I think? with a natural 20.
 neisan2112: 
insanecat6mtg:   
 ProfessorFalconer:   
drocathekorok: @Mazrae Cam got a nat 20 pretty early on too
 Redbassist: 🪑
  Texan_Reverend: @wedge_x I was just wondering whether that flicker was only on my screen.
 wedge_x: I can see between frames
 0x6772: Or an LED on a dimmer out of phase with the camera.
 wedge_x: probably, but I'm old, and ballast is funny 
 0x6772: haha
 0x6772: But yes, I see the flickering too. ;^>
  SmithKurosaki: @wedge_x Who uses flourescent lighting anymore tho
 wedge_x: Oooooollllld
 0x6772: Most office buildings in the US...? I've been working from home for a while, but last time I checked...  Probably not new build stuff, but old stock.
 BrowneePoints: Came rolled a nat 20 -1 on arcana
 LostThePirate: Considering they renovated the space to turn it into a Moonbase, it is a little odd that there's old lights up.
 BrowneePoints: Cam* gosh damnit keyboard
Shadowsoflife: A betting ad?
 wedge_x: I know it's all LED on the rigging in studio, iirc tho
 ElementalAlchemist: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Graham!
 ProcyonFlynn: !quote 6710
  LRRbot: Quote #6710: "F solves all our problems." —Foxmar320 [2020-01-17]
  Texan_Reverend: Greetings, Graham!
 Luminaire_p: Hola, Graham
  Texan_Reverend: Waiting a moment.
 malfnord: uno momento, por favor
 Mazrae: hi G, bye G
  mtvcdm: Hi Graham
 betweenmyself: extra BLRRy filter here
 thekumquatking: Time to claim your Destiny!
  Foxmar320: Soooooooooon
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 Suffix: Hi Foxmar320!
  Foxmar320: Hello Suffix
Shadowsoflife: o/
  Texan_Reverend: Hi @Suffix _and_ @Foxmar320
 Suffix: So, what cursed out of bounds places are you taking G this evening?
 ThorSokar: Who's playin the Destinys tonight besides Graham?
  SmithKurosaki: Suffix GREET!
 James_the_Dabbler: Suffix greet!
  Foxmar320: Suffix we have... plans....
 betweenmyself: kinda bummed that the new Buried Bloodline Ornament is Gjally themed, but oh well 
 Suffix: Right, yes. HELLO FRIENDS!
 Lysander_salamander: 
  Texan_Reverend: @ThorSokar Foxmar and SniperPumpkin
 Diabore: hello graham!
  SmithKurosaki: @Foxmar320 Is it a Ruined Warlord?
 Diabore: ready to ruin some warlords?
 forcedreject: Hey everybody, Graham there
 I_Am_Clockwork: I spy someone who's going to learn about shapes
  Juliamon: oh hi
 Gascitygaming: hullo!
  Texan_Reverend: Shot given.
 Suffix: Many shots, hopefully.
 josh___something: ASMR G?
 BrowneePoints: Welp Graham just jumpscared the shit out of me
TheAinMAP:    
 Lysander_salamander: a voice!
 Gascitygaming: shot receieved, ow
  mtvcdm: Take the shot
 BorealMage: This is a shooty game, hopefully there will be more than one shot
 Mattmitchell45: We have Graham Tone!
 Diabore: was that supposed to have sound?
Scarbble: hey!
 BusTed: Hello!
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  MrPhlip: Time to shoot the Witness in one of his many faces!
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  Foxmar320: Hello Graham
 northos: g'evenin'
 Brozard: Woo!
  Sarah_Serinde: It had a little very quiet sound
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 Luminaire_p: 
Genie_M: It's 5 am!
  Texan_Reverend: @Diabore No, it cuts off.
 ElementalAlchemist: The plan was not to have a plan
GameSageZB: Taking shots? But it's not Desert Bus!
 wedge_x: hope you like screebs
dissimulate1: I says to James, I says
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints I was still on ads
drocathekorok: Graham, you should do trials
 Xafty: wiggins raid incoming
 VorlonScout: @wedge_x everybody loves screebs
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Izandai:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
dissimulate1: matt!
 HawkeyeCadash:   
 jibkat:    
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 korvys: Hey Chatt
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 LostThePirate: Hey Wiggins and co
James Frank: just came in to say good luck, we are all counting on you
 SnackPak_: 
 Dalrint: And wiggins, apparently
 baltimore_667083: hello Wiggins and friends!
 Orlantia: Suffer not a moon ghost to live
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 Gascitygaming: that's chat's full name
  Texan_Reverend: @LoadingReadyRun Guests are a bit quiet.
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shea_wolfe: Where did that wizard come from?
 Lysander_salamander: did they final a fantasy?
Izandai: We're working through the Temple of the Ancients.
 BrowneePoints: He was on ff7 rebirth
 Xafty: like 2 streams from finishing FF7 Rebirth
 Diabore: nope
 jibkat: Not yet!
 gualdhar: oh god no
 Orlantia: Had to end early for DB meeting
OhaiMireiya:     we're getting there
dissimulate1: @Gascitygaming canon
 before_damage: always final fantasy
Izandai: We are nearly at the end of Rebirth.
 Diabore: hes mid chapter 13
 korvys: Wiggin's World (Party time, excellent)
 before_damage: never not final fantasy
 gualdhar: 140 hours later he's still on sidequests
 RatherLargeToad: Making his way through the temple of the ancients
Izandai: Probably two streams left.
 Dalrint: Who has 200 hours to finish Rebirth?
 BrowneePoints: He finished Side Quests, he's on the Temple
 Suffix: No spoilers. I don't know how it ends.
 cosarprime: He's past the point of no return
  Texan_Reverend: Much improved guest volume.
 jibkat: 
Izandai: Oh no
 frameshifty: oh hey me too
 northos: lol, I did that with FF8
OVERKiLL!: oOK Big G in the house🦍
 Diabore: its a ff boss
  MrPhlip: The last phase... that you know of
 before_damage: what bosses don’t have multiple phases?
 Diabore: yeah it is bullshit though i agree g
 korvys: "This isn't even my final fantasy"
 BrowneePoints: Graham did you hear the rumors FF9 is getting a large scale rework as well!?
Izandai: 
 neisan2112: It would be a spoiler to say that it DIDN"T have multiple phases
 betweenmyself: the last phase is a serious pain, yes
 BrowneePoints: I'm Excited!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: How groundbreaking.
tinpantithesis: Graham out here with the hot takes
 ThorSokar:  Time to queue up Denglebot sound effects 
 Lysander_salamander: was it like a raid boss with damage areas and so forth?
  Sarah_Serinde: Right well it's about bedtime for me, have fun Graham and everyone
 Diabore: stream health bitrate?
 Nigouki: Why else would Dancing Mad need to be like 20 minutes long even back in SNES days?
Izandai: @korvys You joke but there's an optional boss in the game that actually does a title drop.
  MrPhlip: Stream health: Bitrate
 northos: night Sarah!
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 Scy_Anide: Multiple phases? As a FromSoft and FF14 player, I am appaled.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: bitrate
 wedge_x: Traveller says trans rights
OhaiMireiya: it's not a phase mom! (it is in fact 3 phases)
 Orlantia: Every boss in the Chaos punchers game had multiple phases
 before_damage: Takes as hot as charon’s crossing
  SmithKurosaki: @ThorSokar Rip DingleBot
  MrPhlip: I don't think we're hearing game audio
 Lysander_salamander: space!
 josh___something: Crank that music to TEN >:D
 SmithKurosaki: Yup, he's doing something in Destiny 2 with a couple of the regular D2 playing mods
 Brozard: We are all currently in space
 Suffix: Bitrate.
GameSageZB: Oh hey, nice to see a Warframe stream!
 Nigouki: oh, Ben's timer
 BorealMage: From Ben's timer, I think
  Juliamon: Is that the timer?
  SmithKurosaki: @Diabore Ben was using a speedrun clock earlier
 IanAllenBird: is that from Ben's timer
 northos: paul halp
 josh___something: Paaaaaaul D:
 neisan2112: Oh thats the speedrun
 0x6772: But you could time your Destiny... um... splits?
 before_damage: Are y’all not speed running the dungeon tonight?
 pn55: 
 Lysander_salamander: By the way, Saturday is the anniversary of Moon Landing
 thekumquatking: Ah man, the barrel party with Ben was a great time.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Suffix: It's a Rhombus right?
 josh___something: I wouldn't say it's a *speedrun timer* but it is a timer
 BrowneePoints: Warlard's Rarn?
 Diabore: a bungo dungo
 BorealMage: beeg dungo?
  SmithKurosaki: I *also* haven't beaten the game yet
 josh___something: IT's fuckin SICK
 Orlantia: What shape do you think the final shape takes?
 Diabore: its my second favourite dungeon
 A_Dub888: is it a BEEG Dungo??
  SmithKurosaki: Ruin is heckin' fun
  MrPhlip: ok, yeah, no game audio
 BrowneePoints: Spoiler Free, the Final Shape is Horrifying
 Nigouki: This is like the 3rd diffferent Destiny stream where I have to ask if the Final Shape is the Cool S or not
 before_damage: Have they fixed the debuff?
 Mazrae: its a pentadecagon
 iris_of_ether:   
 Gascitygaming: what are the D2 clans again? I'm in Merc Solutions but it's not terribly active
 Lysander_salamander: First try rare drop fingers crossed
 josh___something: Yeah. it's kinda fucked up
 dungeonmasteralek: Just finished work, have I missed much destiny?
DoodlestheGreat: The final shape is that of a small weasel, wearing a hat.
 Taveena: It kind of is a single shape, which is the problem,
 KaleidoscopeMind: does it go in the square hole?
 ArdCollider: the square hole!
 Brozard: Diorama
 BrowneePoints: It's metaphysically a final shape while also being geometircally a final shape
 TheMandrew: Carcinization comes for us all
  MrPhlip: sealed in amber, and sliced into layers
 logophile99: Spoilers
sfn____: perfect moment sorta thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: I hope the final shape is a bundt cake
 Diabore: the witness wants a universe sized terrarium
 RatherLargeToad: MC Esther type thing
JDMan94: Oh Time Kompression?
 Suffix: So, it's a Phantom Zone?
 Dalrint: He wants to pause the universe.
Izandai: The final shape is cubism?
 BrowneePoints: And you're not DEAD
 thekumquatking: So, I've never watched any Destiny content whatsoever. Am I gonna be completely lost here?
 A_Dub888: Everyshape everywhere all at once
 BrowneePoints: and you're not ALIVE
 Luminaire_p: amber is the color of our energy (forever)
 josh___something: It really wants to show of it's art projects
 logophile99: !!!
 TheWanderingNomad: He sounds like the worst!
 betweenmyself: the Witness puts everyone through a freezing Slap-Chop
 betweenmyself: *wants to
JoeKim: infinite tsukiyomi
 Gascitygaming: what was that museum where they like disected people? that but shape
 Badchop: Too many things
JDMan94: Yeah, Time Kompression
 Badchop: All moving
JoeKim: just harvest the things
 Diabore: witness wants to play permanent freeze tag
 BrowneePoints: "What if I calcify you into a shape of my choosing in which you aren't alive and aren't dead"
 DigitalSeahorse:  
JDMan94: Didn't realize this was FF8
 josh___something: OH YEAH
 BrowneePoints: yep
voren_chalco: I have had enough of Witnessing, and now it must stop.
 Luminaire_p: No one will suffer ever again
 malfnord: Kind of relatable, honestly?
 BrowneePoints: not dead
ArbalestTheGeni: the final shape is Taco Tuesday
 BrowneePoints: not living
 KaleidoscopeMind: so the final shape is a pause and/or stop button?
 josh___something: Living out it's final moments
 CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, the "those damn kids today are ruining everything" argument.
 Suffix: So it IS  a Phantom Zone!
 before_damage: The cutscene implies they’re conscious
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BluJester: 
 DigitalSeahorse: sounds painful
  MrPhlip: death would be change, and change isn't happening any more
 bytecaster: Technically alive, the best alive
 BrowneePoints: Living out a moment of Its Choosing forever
 A_Dub888: The Witness as in the giant white orb that supposedly gave power to the hoomans??
tinpantithesis: everything? everywhere? all at once?
 BrowneePoints: That happened yes
 josh___something: no, it happened
 ThorSokar: so, living nightmare ala locked-in syndrome, fantastic
 TheWanderingNomad: @ArbalestTheGeni This is the LEGO Movie? 
 Badchop: Yeah, that happened and Mara was like "whoa now."
 Lysander_salamander: so much trauma
 Gascitygaming: *everyone disliked that*
 betweenmyself: very much happened
Carrion Crow: Ah, so it's ultimate stasis for everything, forever.
 Gekyouryuu: I really love this Tumblr post about Final Shape: https://www.tumblr.com/taxus-fraud/752915463812546560
Chesul: For those of you who know Whitewolf. Threat 0.
 Badchop: lol
 josh___something: I love the stupid warlock hat
 Lysander_salamander: its a nice hat
 Badchop: That has is _amazing_ for one of the raid encounters
 Badchop: *hat
 AdamYMHMI: The final hat?!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tajessa: That is a good hat
 Brozard: Incredible
 VorlonScout: I love it
 thekumquatking: Outlaws of Thunder Junction?????
 neisan2112: Elesh Norn?
 dungeonmasteralek: Ehh, seems like a hat on a hat to me
adept_nekomancer: There may be better sources of Foxmar, but none of them have this hat.
 Badchop: Elesh Foxnorn
 WiJohn: The final shape!
 BrowneePoints: yea the Final Shape Raid Sets are SIIIIICK
 wedge_x: have you ever really calcified your hand
Morrigan9: the traveller came to earth for that
 ArdCollider: the windshield scraper hat is the best
 neisan2112: OTJ Elesh Norn?
 mercano82: There may be better sources for Destiny news, but…
 NevermorePainting: There are better raid parties, but they don't have, this hat
 Mazrae: ice scraper to cowboy ice scraper
 Kentosaurus: now that's just putting a hat on a hat
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 Two_Hats: Is there game sound? It might just be really quiet on my end?
  MrPhlip: neither can we
 DigitalSeahorse: also sound like a real irl condition where people just lose all motor function and you can pose them but they can't move themselves
 VorlonScout: A glorious hat crime
 betweenmyself: game insists on Pathfinder tutorial
  MrPhlip: oh hey, there's game audio
 Orlantia: Foxmar the flying nun
 A_Dub888: @northos Foxesh Maorn
 ThorSokar: there's game audio?
 couchboyj: Hat on a hat?  Someone call Mann Co, we have copyright infringement
 Two_Hats: ah, answer to question
 Diabore: i forgot how pink the halloween stuff was
Izandai: @Gekyouryuu That's very good.
 Dalrint: We can't hear the game either?
 wedge_x: Graham's post is carbon dated to October, got it
 thekumquatking: A little!
 SmithKurosaki: Pretty much
 SmithKurosaki: Which, hilariously, is not what the Hive thought it was originally
Carrion Crow: Apologies, I don't do multiplayer, so I know nothing of the plotline here.
 Diabore: yup
 SnackPak_: yup
  MrPhlip: game audio is a little quiet but present
 BrowneePoints: i could hear asher
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 ClockTamer: I thought we were playing Destiny not TF2
 Mazrae: tiny bit
 BrowneePoints: rahool*
 jimber_jam: it a little quiet, but yes
Scarbble: yes but it's a bit quiet
 Badchop: Thanks for speaking up, Rahool
 public_key_reveal_party: so this introduced "eternal hell as you are immobilized forever still alive and screaming" and also "yeehaw lazer hat"
 Lysander_salamander: yes rahoul sounds good
 BrowneePoints: < is a fake destiny fan apparently
midnightcurryjazz: Its a little quite. But combat is sure to be louder right
 Orxolon: good evening every1
 Gascitygaming: tower is kinda quiet compared to the shootys
 TheWanderingNomad: Is Rahool still holding our good Engrams hostage?
ArbalestTheGeni: Graham what do you think about the fact that the Witnesses final pan is just Lord Business from the Lego Movie?
  MrPhlip: that seems good
 Suffix: There it is.
 Mazrae: better
 Orxolon: oh no!we only have 29 hours left!
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 thekumquatking: Happy Halloween errybody!
 Diabore: oh theres a cat emote for bright in the store
  MrPhlip: have you played this game since last Halloween?
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryConfidentWatercressNotLikeThis-sYl0zkQ_nnPBxPcj
 Luminaire_p: oh, there's a cat emote
Natedogg2: I love that pumpkin emote. I use it all the time.
  kasper1787: shout out to paul who works so hard!!!
OVERKiLL!: 🎃🎃
ImmortalLen: It's THE tea pot!
 A_Dub888: KITTY
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MaddogM: time for tea?
 Lysander_salamander: can you pet other people's cats?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ThorSokar: I do like the table flip...
  SmithKurosaki: Table flip is in fact good
 SnackPak_: classic Destiny
 thekumquatking: Pathfinder is like D&D but different.
 BrowneePoints: You pick your path
Natedogg2: Instead of bounties, we have this system now.
 Suffix: There's too many things that have changed.
 BrowneePoints: They're Bounties you get to pick your path for
Natedogg2: Just follow the path and get the engram.
OVERKiLL!: 💙 mad love @Paul
 Suffix: I havent played in 6 years.
  MrPhlip: I did one (1) ritual pathfinder, and that's enough
 ArdCollider: today's patch unscrewed a couple of things but not enough yet
 betweenmyself: it’s different, and everybody loves different… 
 ArdCollider: pale heart pathfinder's great, though.
MaddogM: Haven't they learnt that nerds don't like change?
 Taveena: important kitty
 Lysander_salamander: is there a star-cat?
 BrowneePoints: Did you see the D&D armor Sets Graham?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Luminaire_p: I'm happy that more people can get the Conditional Finality ornament
 BrowneePoints: I think Titan gets Gold Dragon
Carrion Crow: If you missed it, wait until the VOD is available where everyone is assembled telling Paul to "say the line" and the cheer that erupts. That tells the story.
 Dalrint: @MaddogM I'm still mad they changed talent trees in WoW in 2009
 TheMandrew: that one is The Witcher
 BrowneePoints: that's the Witcher
Natedogg2: Yeah, Mass Effect too.
StygianAutomata: is this live or pre-record portion?
 BrowneePoints: Yep
 Luminaire_p: It IS
 TheWanderingNomad: Looks good
 TheMandrew: the N7 armor takes shaders real well
 betweenmyself: DnD sets prolly under Seasonal?
Shadowsoflife: yup that mass effect
  MrPhlip: Schedule: 8pm-1am: figuring out keybinds, 1am-2am: Warlord's Ruin
 MacbethSeemsSus: You have to earn an N7 ranking
StygianAutomata: Thank you @MrPhlip
 BrowneePoints: Gold Dragon is in the store store
 Suffix: Sick.
Carrion Crow: Paul is just Paul. He is mellow, and he is awesome. Learned that years ago.
 bytecaster: Love generic Destiny one
 BrowneePoints: I think in Seasonal?
 Seth_Erickson: Reminds me of Zer0 from Borderlands that Cogent
 A_Dub888: "I'm Commander Shepherd and his and this is my favorite store on the Last City"
 gualdhar: what if Destiny had progresion systems ripped from Warframe?
 Gascitygaming: it's fine TM
 BrowneePoints: It's Destiny 2 with Nexon style microtransaction *eye twitch*
 Diabore: also for the dnd stuff, im pretty sure its in the seasonal tab in the store
Cptasparagus: also has the worst name of all time
 Dalrint: I have seen it described as Warframe with hotter characters
 TheOneCalledStu: feels more warframe then dootiny from playing it
 Stormgod519: im back. Hi graham
 BrowneePoints: THERE IT IS!
DoodlestheGreat: It's the Palworld of Destiny.
 Diabore: gold dragon
 BrowneePoints: Warlock gets Mind Flayer and Hunter Gets Displacer Beast
 sporkraptor: ooo, that's kinda pretty
 A_Dub888: Pretty sure I fought that in Monster Hunter
excalgold: Look out Angel grove, theres a Titan in town
 TheOneCalledStu: warlock is displacer beast
 TheOneCalledStu: er hunter is displacer best
Robert: that's the game I keep thinking is an ad for Warframe
 Diabore: how titan didnt get owl bear is beyond me
excalgold: thats just a Beholder...
 Suffix: Okay. that shell is awesome.
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 BrowneePoints: Hunter is Displacer Beast. and the Helm and Cloak slaps
JoeKim: variant is right
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Luminaire_p: I like using that shell
  MrPhlip: I believe it's pronounced "iterant"
 Camthelion: hai JoeKim 
 Suffix: WHY
 Luminaire_p: Ghost shells are a raid mechanic
 Diabore: maybe orbit so the tower doesnt affect?
 TheWanderingNomad: @Luminaire_p How exactly?
 bytecaster: No owlbears in the tower?
 Lysander_salamander: 
Lily the Otter: that's sick looking
 Luminaire_p: I don't want to say too much, but you play a game of pin the ghost on the guardian
 BrowneePoints: And breaks the game
 BrowneePoints: they let you do STUPID things
 BrowneePoints: like REALLY stupid things
 A_Dub888: @BrowneePoints So perfect for Graham
 Luminaire_p: Probably going to be another one with Solstice
excalgold: oh its a member of the Blue Graham group!
 BrowneePoints: Its Admiral Akbar!
 SmithKurosaki: @Carrion Crow It's all good. I'm semi-retired, but I've done enough D2 to know whats up for teh most part
$100.00 from kasper1787: "thanks"
 SmithKurosaki: Thanks for the super chat, kasper :)
 SmithKurosaki: (Unfortunately it doesn't move the timer)
 Stormgod519: It's A Trap!
Scarbble: PodsMalone
 BrowneePoints: clan BRED? woof
 VorlonScout: "John Destiny"
 TheOneCalledStu: John Destiny
 Pywodwagon: its THE John Destiny
 WriterRaven flops into chat, wondering if Density is still as impenetrable as ever
 Malkmaven1176: Is this a raid run?
 betweenmyself: THE John Destiny is in the Tower
 BrowneePoints: Dungo
 LowUpsideCJ: @WriterRaven Mostly yeah
Scarbble: density has not gotten less dense
trenzylive: yo its THE john destiny
 Mazrae: the was the goose games in there, i didnt know that there was more than one game, lol honk
 Suffix: Fun with Keybinds!
  kasper1787: lol my best friends
 Diabore: i played an iron banner game with tugger nuts last week
 sporkraptor: birb
 LowUpsideCJ: Best one I've seen in tower was Child Support
 SnackPak_: they'll get it some day
adept_nekomancer: That is a very nice birb
 sporkraptor: is that a real birb?
 Seth_Erickson: Is John Destiny Jr. or more colloquially known as Destiny 2 around?
 Lysander_salamander: yay exotic
Chesul: Jaundice Tony? feel sorry for him.
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea, here's this year's Festival of the lost Armors too (Hunter/Titan/Warlock in order) https://static.fanbyte.com/uploads/2024/01/FOTL_2024_Voting_Results.jpg
 Luminaire_p: Does Graham need the quest to start the dungeon?
 Diabore: youll find out
 SnackPak_: we got a dog!
 SajuukSjet: sporkraptor indeed, his name is Lewis
 BrowneePoints: Archie is a neomuna puppo
 betweenmyself: second page of Hawthorne probably has the Warlord’s Ruin Wuest
Carrion Crow: @SmithKurosaki Ah, got it. It's always a bit funny in a way, since it feels like people are speaking in a different language at a certain point.
 sporkraptor: aaaaaaa
Izandai: 
 IanAllenBird: kijuiokjui
 betweenmyself: *quest
 Brozard: Archie gives you pawsitive reinforcement
 josh___something: Technically, it's Ana bray's
 I_Am_Clockwork: downward dog
GameSageZB: Because we have to bring _all_ of the 90s back, Graham.
 BrowneePoints: He's not joking
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePoints: Rasputin went splodey
 josh___something: Ana bray (and her gf's dog)
excalgold: Rasputin is a dog....?
 BrowneePoints: Rasputing was good and kind
 niccus: does archie get exo blues or is it not that kind of robot
 BrowneePoints: Rasputin was also confirmed to be Lord Felwinter
 Lysander_salamander: Rasputin did one of those sacrifice things
 WriterRaven: Ra Ra Rasputin, Tower's barking fluff machine~
 SmithKurosaki: I'll do my best to translate, but I'm also in a voice call atm :)
Carrion Crow: @SmithKurosaki No worries, it's fine. Honestly, given how much I imagine Graham working on/worrying about, for him to have a multi-hour block to just do what he wants feels good to see.
 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun Graham might need the Quest from Hawthorne’s second page to run the Dungeon
 Diabore: you dont actually
 BrowneePoints: new system also boosts you 5 under party lead
  bv310: Fireteam banding baybeeee
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 josh___something: The call is THE GOAT
  bv310: The Call RULES
 Diabore: the call is great
 TheMandrew: the call is amazing
 Badchop: yeah that gun real good
 josh___something: I FUCKIN LOVE rocket sidearms
Scarbble: the call is rad
Natedogg2: The Call is sweet. It carried me through the legendary campaign.
Leebo140: I love trying to do the solo triumph for Warlord's Ruin and got softlocked so I now have to restart : (
 SmithKurosaki: Yea :)
 SmithKurosaki: Based on previous experiences w/ Long Game, non-zero chance G will end up rubbing against things to break out of the world for fun at some point :p
 Badchop: nooooo
 Luminaire_p: a new one came out today, too
  MrPhlip: Arc rocket sidearm with voltshot, from the dungeon, is just murderous, I love it
  bv310: Buried Bloodline does NOT count Foxmar 
 ArdCollider: Indebted Kindness is good times.
 shea_wolfe: Does Slice pair with Hook or with Dice?
 Badchop: sounds like somebody doesn't have Buried Bloodline 
 Stormgod519: lol
 Luminaire_p: Sever is VERY powerful
 Lysander_salamander: what is "sever?"
 BrowneePoints: You can slice up to a set amount of targets
 betweenmyself: @bv310 the new Titan Exotic Chest counts Buried Bloodline as a rocket sidearm
 BrowneePoints: wow
 SquareDotCube: ?Does it cut a cake
 josh___something: Sever = 40% less outgoing damage to enemies affected
 BrowneePoints: that's a good perk set
 Jakelope13: I'm sorry, did they give players a Boltgun as a sidearm?
 BrowneePoints: that's a GOOD sterling
 josh___something: WEEWOO WOUNDS?!
 A_Dub888: Archer or Stehpanie Sterling?
 BrowneePoints: they fire micro rockets
 Brozard: WEEWOO
 Pywodwagon: as much as a joke it can be that they have a lot of text, reading other things after magic cards will make you realize how well written they are
 Brozard: We all say it Foxmar
 josh___something: It's how I say it, and you can't stop me
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 BrowneePoints: cuz Cayde
 SquareDotCube: speaking of Guardian faces...
 Lysander_salamander: ohhhhhh
 Luminaire_p: The Call is the Guardian as a Warlock
Izandai: I have long appreciated how precise Magic templating is.
 josh___something: It's basically mini thresh
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 Stormgod519: @Izandai *Sauron of many colors has entered the chat*
 Lysander_salamander: Pale Heart refers to Cayde's Daughter?  Oh cool
 SnackPak_: 
Carrion Crow: If he breaks out of the world at some point and comes back with the Lament Configuration, we could have the seed of a whole new spin-off.
 betweenmyself: Graham got a “Dungeon Bounty” from Hawthorne, not tye Quest for Warlord’s Ruin
Leebo140: Go to Ikora'
 josh___something: ikora
 josh___something: probably
 vinopinguino: who up
 TheOneCalledStu: should be talk to ikora
  MrPhlip: Talk to Ikora
  mtvcdm: Heed the Helm
 thekumquatking: HEED IT
 Arael15: need to grab the quest from ikora
Izandai: @Stormgod519 Saruman
 vinopinguino: lol damn, beat me too it
  SmithKurosaki: Ikora probably
 Luminaire_p: You need a quest to start
 Lysander_salamander: well, down to the wiki
 Suffix: It's just after Pondering the Orb
 Diabore: you need to pick up the dungeon bounty
TheNerdySimulation: Me trying to get my friends to play a NSR game
 sporkraptor: real cairne-heeding hours
 Seth_Erickson: Get me over to Lorwyn so I can Heed my Cairn
 dungeonmasteralek: Cairn is a castle
 josh___something: She's usually the Dungo questmaster
 SquareDotCube: Hot Cairns Near Your Area
 Luminaire_p: I think it's actually Hawthorne
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
DoodlestheGreat: I heed my cairn, so now I have to wear Depends.
  bv310: Heed The Cairnussy.
 josh___something: HEED THE C A I R N
adept_nekomancer: Heeding your cairn?  On stream?
 BorealMage: Remember to water your plants and heed the cairn
  MrPhlip: She heed my cairn until I [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
LathosTiran: heed the cairn and respect the helm
  mtvcdm: We all want to vacation in Cairns
 TheWanderingNomad: iS IT ANYTHING LIKE GETTING IN YTHE KILN?
 Diabore: @bv310 banned, no reinstatement
 TheWanderingNomad: Ach
 TheWanderingNomad: Damn capslock
  bv310: @Diabore You know what? Fair.
 Gascitygaming: is that similar to druiding the ozferance?
 Luminaire_p: ah, it was Ikora
 betweenmyself: there we go
  SmithKurosaki: @bv310 Illegal
 Dalrint: Wait. You heed the cairn in PUBLIC?
Tz_BG: Heed the cairn makes me think of the ponder your orb Crapshot
 Gekyouryuu: heeding the cairn? is that even TOS compliant?
 Lysander_salamander: dull surprise
 BrowneePoints: Dark Ether!? SCORM!
 BrowneePoints: Scorm Dogs a plenty!
 Jakelope13: I'm fairly sure "Heeding the Cairn" is against Twitch's ToS
MaddogM: having had the stream paused due to an incoming call, heeding the cairn let me know that I was watching live 
Izandai: @Stormgod519 What's the issue with Saruman's templating?
Himyul: Cairn:  Heeded
 jedi_master_zll: I kinda want to play Destiny 1 again now...but all my friends stopped playing...
 vinopinguino: cairn heeded
 Gascitygaming: have we asked the cairn if it would like to be heeded?
OVERKiLL!: 🫳🏽🔮
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 BrowneePoints: don't forget to meditato to rememberato
 jedi_master_zll: Destiny 2 I meant, but still
 Diabore: still not enough
 UltraVioletVodoo: you missed a void
 Suffix: I knew you had an orb to ponder.
Morrigan9: heed the grenade
 Beefpants: never tried Destiny, WoW stole my soul
 northos: @Izandai it's extremely wordy with conditions and technicalities. it's totally functional, but not very human-readable
 SmithKurosaki: Pondering the Orb tehre Over?
 BrowneePoints: If you love WoW you'll probably love Destiny if you don't mind shooters
 Lysander_salamander: mmmm harvest
 BrowneePoints: similar grinds
 Diabore: graham thought he was done, but there was another
 Jakelope13: I'd play more D2 if they let you play through all of the content from game release (yes, I am a gamer who likes to start a fresh character on MMOs every once in a while; I am very weird)
  bv310: Oh so you'll consult the astrolabe, but heeding the cairn is a step too far? 
GameSageZB: "Consult the astrolabe" is a great "is it 1600 or is it 2020?" sentence
TheNerdySimulation: Cairn? Heeded. Astrolabe? Consulted
 Diabore: 2006
 betweenmyself: sometimes you forget to remember just one thing
DoodlestheGreat: Warlord, ruined.
 BrowneePoints: it's to help facilitate new players play with their friends
 miniMacGuru: Maybe Destiny will do the MMO thing and release "Destiny Classic" to play through it all again from the beginning.
 BrowneePoints: and it's a great idea
 northos: I thought astrolabe was banned 
OVERKiLL!: you caught that haha
 CaptainSpam: Gentlemen... BEHOLD!  Cairn!
 Lysander_salamander: I am forcibly removed from the tower
 Beefpants: As the Astrolabe guides.
 SquareDotCube: Iron, not Bannered
 BrowneePoints: Graham gonna get himself some Scorm Dogs
Izandai: @northos Yeah but it's precisely worded to function in an exact way. I appreciate that.
 jacqui_lantern234: Gaslight Gatekeep Caird-Heeded
 Seth_Erickson: how goes the dlc Graham
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 BrowneePoints: Have you played through Lies of P and Crab Souls yet?
excalgold: oh i still love that gun Graham has, it looks like it is a cut down rifle
 Seth_Erickson: Have you fought the final boss at all yet Graham?
  mtvcdm: Cairns, astrolabes, what, are we searching for the Northwest Passage?
 Seth_Erickson: if so how'd it feel
  bv310: RIP Flawless
 Stormgod519: o7
pimiento: destin ring
 HolyHadouken: and much like dark souls, Gravity
 Diabore: rip flawless
excalgold: wow Highlight reel!
  SmithKurosaki: @Seth_Erickson He hasn't completed campaign yet
TheAinMAP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: also, reminder that i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Seth_Erickson: That's the dark souls experience
OVERKiLL!: i dont know why that one was so funny. well. i do know. it was the writting and delivery. but a funny ass lil sketch.
MaddogM: as is tradition
 Luminaire_p: I honestly feel like this was supposed to come out with the D&D collab
  SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 N o U
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki NO U MORE
 BrowneePoints: This expac was also a massive shakeup
 Lysander_salamander: very busy
 BrowneePoints: and it's an MMO
 Diabore: mans is busy, hes got a company and a kid
 northos: @Izandai there is a certain computational precision to it, but to an average person trying to play the game it's borderline indecipherable
 BrowneePoints: big investment
 Larkonus: There's a lot of games that want to be your main time investment.
 ReverseCreations: oh cool, I'm really bad at Elden Ring
 Seth_Erickson: @SmithKurosaki I was talking about hte dlc final boss that he said he just got too?
 BrowneePoints: it still feels like old Halo Did
 Omega_Lairon: It's a... blast?
 Scy_Anide: A Shlooter
 Seth_Erickson: wanted to know if he went into the fog for any attempts
 jedi_master_zll: I wish they'd make a 3rd game already, 2 feels like a lot to get back into right now.
Natedogg2: The guns feel sweet. And that's important.
  SmithKurosaki: *shrug*
 northos: honestly all the best games are actively trying to render themselves irrelevant
  bv310: Also big props to current Narrative Director Alison Luhrs.
 MacbethSeemsSus: A walk and talk? Ah, the Sorkin gambit.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh the minute to minute gameplay is pretty stellar. no understanding of the larger scale  gameplay or progression
 SquareDotCube: oh yeah they put Marathon 1 and 2 on Steam now, I can see a G PiF coming out of that
 Stormgod519: @MacbethSeemsSus dammit, I was so close!
 HolyHadouken: 10/10
 Obos_TAB: is she still going by Eddie?
DoodlestheGreat: 
 Gekyouryuu: the bananers don't look i-ron
 miniMacGuru: Bungie promised us new Marathon content, but then pulled all the excitement out of that announcement by saying it's an "extraction shooter".
  SmithKurosaki: @miniMacGuru Right?
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 A_Dub888: Based on my experience watching G stream Destiny, "exploring" will probably lead to clipping through the walls...
 SmithKurosaki: Yup
Carrion Crow: Gah...brain is getting squishy from the heat. Apologies. Good day/evening to everyone, and good evening to everyone in LRR.
 SmithKurosaki: its all good. Hello :)
 Mazrae: i had got this game with 2 expansion a few months but couldnt really get into it
 BrowneePoints: It's her First name "eddie" izard
 AdamYMHMI: But they were RED flags, so... y'know.
 Obos_TAB: I know she wants to go by MP haha
 BrowneePoints: Suzy Eddie Izzard
Izandai: @northos I think that's an exaggeration. It might take a couple of careful rereads to fully grok, but I think that's worth it to eliminate ambiguity in how the ability functions while making the experience of playing the ability as smooth as possible.
 BrowneePoints: for full professional name Graham
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of "liked games" ive been feeling nostalgic lately so im redownloading FFX cause i wanna cry
excalgold: Gamers do not look up
Ukon_Cairns: gamer, not Gamer™
 josh___something: As opposed to Gamer(derogatory)
 Stormgod519: Gamer Neutral, or Gamer Evil?
 HolyHadouken: depression?
 shea_wolfe: Patches!
 korvys: Poison swamp?
 Chronomos901: dying
 MadWolf1290: pain
 thekumquatking: Poisom swamp
 IanAllenBird: crying
Carrion Crow: @SmithKurosaki Hey there. :)
 Taveena: It does kind of have souls.
 vinopinguino: LOL
  SmithKurosaki: Amor is peak Dark Souls vibes
 BrowneePoints: a Pop Scorn Pinata!
 Lysander_salamander: hecking screebs
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao
  SmithKurosaki: SO much popscorn
 A_Dub888: a skreeb-cret chest
 Jakelope13: I really, really don't want to know how they all fit in there\
 Lysander_salamander: skreeb in a box
 northos: if the chain is pointing towrads you...
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Screeeeeeebs, release me, let me gooooooo.../~
 Brozard: oh no, it's all falling down
Carrion Crow: Oh, Graham, you have to look up. That's where the cluster of Joker teeth are in Arkham Asylum.
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 josh___something: Standing screeb D;
pimiento: welcoming cage
 345tom: Balls I keep missing the beginnign of all the bits I want to see
 Stormgod519: ah
Alsritt: wait did they actually crossover w/ fromsoft, or is this all a loving homage
Valentine Swonger: always a good sign
  bv310: Loving homage
  SmithKurosaki: Very Loving Hoamge
 Lysander_salamander: heck
 IanAllenBird: pretty fun way to teach you that ahead of time
 345tom: How longs the destiny been going/how long left/
 Stormgod519: Salud!
 korvys: Taken eyes? Are the organ donation people still after Graham?
 Stormgod519: Even Destiny wants G's eyes!
 josh___something: This is gonna be MILDLY out of order if we're collecting ALL of the bones this run
  mtvcdm: Why do all our problems keep being solvable with guns
epsilon_vee: sterile neutrinos...
 just__fitz: On a scale of Brando Sando to Warhammer 40K how unnaproachable is this lore
  SmithKurosaki: @josh___something You cannot I think
Valentine Swonger: That sounds bad!
 Gascitygaming: even in death i still serve?
 WalrusOntheCourt: I can tell only good things happen here...
  bv310: @just__fitz Very reasonable
 Brozard: Also, we kinda didn't kill the LAST one?
 Lysander_salamander: somewhat dead
trenzylive: even in death i still serve
 That_Jerk_RMED: H E E D T H E B O N E S
 Dalrint: @mtvcdm I always thought violence never solved anything...until one day, it did.
 Brozard: one(s)
 betweenmyself: also something something Season of the Wish
 TheWanderingNomad: @mtvcdm Obviously that means they're practical problems
 BrowneePoints: We brought Riven back as a Ghost for a season
 BrowneePoints: sorry not a Ghost* a spirit*
 josh___something: @SmithKurosaki If someone in the instance has all the quest steps, they can open ALL the doors
 Diabore: oh graham, not its both
 Mattmitchell45: Are Ahamkara in the same genius as Leviathans?
 Diabore: now*
 BrowneePoints: Nope.
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki I dont know if you can pick up bones w/o quest?
  bv310: Come out of your cage, and be doing just fine?
DoodlestheGreat: Invulnerability mechanics.
 BrowneePoints: We had to use Techeuns to bring Riven back for a season @Mattmitchell45
MaddogM: isn't invincible the ultimate bullet sponge?
 northos: !card wish
  LRRbot: Wish [2R] | Sorcery | You may play a card you own from outside the game this turn.
 Luminaire_p: I wish for a damage phase
 Taveena: wish for a damage phase
 A_Dub888: What do we get from outside the game?
DoodlestheGreat: I'd wish for a pony.
 josh___something: BIGGER BUTT
 Mattmitchell45: @BrowneePoints Ahh
 Diabore: tack on 10 million more health
  bv310: Khvostov, my beloved\
DoodlestheGreat: "add another couple zeroes."
 Brozard: More health: the Division approach to endgame content
 345tom: Had G been playing much recently I know he's bveen off and on
 Beefpants: Just make enemies bigger. Like huge.
 A_Dub888: Sniper's fighting Ganon from OoT
 RubikDarkwill: Give us your EYES Graham!
 Luminaire_p: MY BRAND
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a good joke.
 SmithKurosaki: Everything is Fine
 josh___something: G, tactically saving super... I assume
 Taveena: it is no longer time for big gun.
 Lysander_salamander: wow those minions have a lot of health
  SmithKurosaki: hey Lumi
 betweenmyself: only ever played this Dungeon Solo, so it’s weird seeing people dealing damage so quickly 
 A_Dub888: @josh___something All according to keikaku
 Brozard: like a true Hunter
 Luminaire_p: @SmithKurosaki 
 IanAllenBird: could you make more specific wishes, maybe ask for longer damage phases
 Larkonus: The dots from the radar move rather satisfyingly through the subathon icon on top of it.
Natedogg2: Just wish for more wishes.
 josh___something: So...
 Luminaire_p: 
 josh___something: THe rocket sidearm ALSO sometimes hits the bars
Carrion Crow: Indeed. -proceeds to burn all passports and quietly...subdue...anyone who so much as whispered the name of Lars Gerhardt-
 Luminaire_p: I think you actually shot yourself to death
 Taveena: Oh, no, your  rocket sidearm exploded.
 Taveena: In your face. Like a rocket.
 Lysander_salamander: does this dungeon have the revive tokens?
 josh___something: so, you might be better served with your riskrunner, re:eyes
 Luminaire_p: Dungeons have no revive tokens
  bv310: Ignore the meatball
 Brozard: It's a beholder!
 Jakelope13: So, why can't you wish the boss dead? Would the Ahamkhara find that unsportsmanlike conduct?
 josh___something: OH, graham is in one of the useful roomes
 josh___something: *rooms
 northos: "the Seath one" 
  SmithKurosaki: @Jakelope13 I mean, I'm sure theyd find a way to exploit that
 A_Dub888: "The Ahamkar's Avatar" The Ahamkavatar
 Lysander_salamander: love the "kapwing" noises from that gun
 Seth_Erickson: This is the lost bastille from DS2
 Brozard: What hand?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Welcome to Oblivion.
 BlazingPinkNova: Environmental storytelling skeleton
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 Luminaire_p: spinning smoke alarms
 A_Dub888: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I thought that was Bethesda
 josh___something: the one this room can see is one opposite to the skeleton, and one above sniper
Carrion Crow: Really, it's Highlander rules at this point. There can only be ONE Lars. lol.
 Luminaire_p: it's based on the hands
 josh___something: foxmar's one is the one you only shoot once
 Brozard: It's the skeleton's right hand
 Taveena: IIRC it doesn't matter?
  MrPhlip: Graham's 4 is next to the skeleton's right hand, so 4 of them need to be spinning right
 Luminaire_p: 4 clockwise
 josh___something: 4 clockwise, 2 CCW IIRC?
 Luminaire_p: 2 widdershins
 josh___something: Microwave's open! 
 josh___something: This dungeon's armor set is cool
 WalrusOntheCourt: Never lock people in jail with their guns. Pro tip.
  SmithKurosaki: The Hunter armour looks decent
WightKnight333: That must have sucked for the first few to experience it.
 betweenmyself: this puzzle was fun Solo when the doors between cells were bugged to be perma closed…  Had to bounce grenades around
excalgold: Dark Age Helm, complete with Tacticool nightvision goggles
 TallynNyntyg: That kind of reminds me of the SPI helmet from Halo.
  bv310: @Suffix JOIN US
  mtvcdm: Ah. A nice leisurely walk with a single defined path.
  SmithKurosaki: @Suffix Yessssss
 Meark: Do I come back to destiny?
  SmithKurosaki: One of Us 
 josh___something: The collapse dark age
 BrowneePoints: lord felwinter etc
 josh___something: It's SO COOOOOOOL
 shea_wolfe: It hey it's Craig with the good hair
 Pywodwagon: Allison good at story it turns out
 Easilycrazyhat: "We've had first Dark Age, yes. But what about *second* Dark Age?"
 BrowneePoints: yea the story was REALLY good
 mrMorphius: So many dark ages
 BrowneePoints: Also your friend Alison Luhrs helped right it Graham!
 josh___something: The scorn are performing culture
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints YOURE REALLY GOOD
 josh___something: how RUDE
Wingnut5k: Hideogame
 northos: does that make this a strand-time game?
 BorealMage: Love a good evening Strand
 northos: *-type
 BrowneePoints: write
 BrowneePoints: damnit
 BrowneePoints: i can't type tonight
 Twilight_Spark: So you're Throwstrandman. I know this Kojima game.
  MrPhlip: and she's doing a good job of it too
 jacqui_lantern234: but, G, is your Strand Flooded? 
  mtvcdm: Alison is great
  bv310: Also top-tier Friday Nights guest star
 SketchyDetails: Angry yelling lady!
 josh___something: Well, less unlikeable
midnightcurryjazz: lol
 Easilycrazyhat: Easily the best storyline they put out, imo. Allison is so good. I miss her regular mtg stories dearly.
 Goombill: More importantly, also was part of an amazing Glengarry Glenross parody
 Stormgod519: highlight reel!
 MacbethSeemsSus: James?
  mtvcdm: !hole
  LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
 Meark: peak indiana jones stuff right there
 Mattmitchell45: Allison should be put on Osirus/Saint-14 dialogue
 Lysander_salamander: Bones!
 Gascitygaming: giving big Vermintide to me too
 WalrusOntheCourt: The ol' Bone of Hefnd!! He died before he could buy a vowel.
 SandwichKed: yeah, needs more waist-high rats
TheNerdySimulation: dang Scorns and they're bad wishes
 jedi_master_zll: Well I was able to set up cross saves. Maybe I'll try D2 on Steam now.
TheNerdySimulation: their*
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 Stormgod519: well hang on
 josh___something: Graham no
  Texan_Reverend: Too _many_ head.
  bv310: On a scale of one to head, they trended towards head
 IanAllenBird: gains another skateboard
 Gascitygaming: no "two *comma* much head"
 Easilycrazyhat: @SandwichKed Rats of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
 Mattmitchell45: Cranial Molting?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The not-spiky part.
 A_Dub888: !card price of progress
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 Easilycrazyhat: Moar Bones!
  MrPhlip: the more locks on the door, the more quest progress you need to open the door
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cool hat.
 niccus: where's your head at? right here
Jug_R_Not: Can never have too many bones, as the old saying goes
midnightcurryjazz: how very 40k
  mtvcdm: Kitty
 mrMorphius: Kitty squad
 jacqui_lantern234: MEOW
excalgold: Why do i feel like the Dark Age would be ripe for books or spin off games....
 Lysander_salamander: Hawthorne still snarking about guardians
 Lysander_salamander: oh it's petra
 josh___something: well, she's RIGHT... but yeah
 Easilycrazyhat: Real Fake Chests™
 Jakelope13: Is it the weird cable?
  bv310: What's wild is I think y'all found a real one RIGHT away
  SmithKurosaki: @bv310 Oh they got G with the first one
  MrPhlip: it's more obvious if you're further away from the chest
 josh___something: You get stuff you've already gotten (from secret chests)
  bv310: @SmithKurosaki Oh yeah, that tradition is important to uphold. Like letting new people go Upstairs in Deep Stone Crypt E2
  SmithKurosaki: Yuuuuup
 TallynNyntyg: If you see it breathing, it's a thot.
 josh___something: opening it is fun
 Jakelope13: Should we be worried that G keeps finding helmets scattered around Ahamkara skulls? Were they Hefnid's helmets?
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 Easilycrazyhat: Gamers something something something
 Lysander_salamander: Looor
Valoopy: Uhm LRR dungeon run??
 Stormgod519: im so mad
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Dore?
DaVeganPolice: 
Valoopy: Who all is in the fireteam??
 BrowneePoints: PourOverMir can
TheNerdySimulation: ooo, a Game of Thrones ref, nice
DoodlestheGreat: 
 Easilycrazyhat: "One does not simply walk into Loor-dor"
Izandai: @Valoopy Foxmar and Sniperpumpkin
 jamesinor: What kind of car does Sauron drive?
 jamesinor: A Mordor sedan
 Mazrae: a lrr lore dore
 Mazrae: door*
Valoopy: @Izandai are these other LRR mainstays or guests?
  mtvcdm: Consequences? My favorite!
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, been a while since I've heard the House of Kings
 BrowneePoints: Nope
  mtvcdm: Foxmar and Sniper are on the mod team.
Valoopy: Dude I love Crow's characterization in this dungeon
 josh___something: they're hunters
 BrowneePoints: It's more "This man is kind and gentle and tied to so much pain"
 josh___something: they're fundamentally annoying 
 BrowneePoints: Uldren was annoying. Crow is a sweet bean
 northos: per-petra-ally
 BrowneePoints: a lil edgy, a lil sad, but a sweet bean
 A_Dub888: Is Crow the one who killed Nathan Fillion?
 BrowneePoints: Yes
 BrowneePoints: well no
 BrowneePoints: Uldren was
excalgold: 'well no but yes'
 BrowneePoints: Crow is his reborn self that now has his old memories but is a different person
  bv310: @A_Dub888 Previous life, and then Cayde came back in the most recent expac
  MrPhlip: One of them will speak to you, and it will say "hahaha get in the pit idiot"
 Easilycrazyhat: "Sweet peaks, bro"
 wedge_x: Hunter spoke to me, it said, "lol get fucked lmao"
 shurtal: use gesture to teleport ot Archdragon Peak
 BrowneePoints: they never give you articles
 BrowneePoints: and rarely give you nouns
 shea_wolfe: That auto translate too!
 shurtal: Is this dog?
 Chronomos901: ah yes, the art of "try finger, butt hole"
 Stormgod519: Pardon?!?
 BrowneePoints: "Finger, but Hole"
 Scy_Anide: In my experience the messages has both not changed and not improved.
 Scy_Anide: Have they changed? Sure.
Bruceski: magnificent chest ahead
 betweenmyself: I play Souls-Likes offline specifically to avoid having just the appearance of messages spoiling things
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 A_Dub888: anyone else hear "edge" and immediately think of Catharine?
 Gekyouryuu: apparently Japanese players thought there was a secret castle that only appeared in the darkness, but it turns out it was just english players meming with "Fort Night"
 Omthebox: My favorite message was one on a spire that said "I wish I had bigger, But whole"
DaVeganPolice: behold, hole!
 Scy_Anide: And yes, I did say they changed and yet did not change.
 Lysander_salamander: the death cries are great
Izandai: @Gekyouryuu 
 Easilycrazyhat: G wants to join Ben with the speedrunning
trenzylive: you don’t have the right o’ you don’t have the right
 mrMorphius: Footsies
  bv310: Oooh, the physics bounce
 Chronomos901: James gameplay
 FrostyKaze: @A_Dub888 here, me!
 Omthebox: Titans are bouncy
 Scy_Anide: Because there are new messages that convey the same thing, which is to say, a) pickle, and b) but hole.
  bv310: That's always a good time
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 Lysander_salamander: this game is wild
ForOhForError: conservation of momentum
 Easilycrazyhat: This is 100% a DSs bridge
 A_Dub888: They did mention a dragon...
 BrowneePoints: yea! There's a healing RIFLE
 BrowneePoints: and it's SICK
 IanAllenBird: oh!
  mtvcdm: Do keep that clock humming chat
 BrowneePoints: yea but not a dragon with a chocolate starfish mouth
epsilon_vee: didn't expect dragon to be so friend-shaped
 josh___something: I... believe axion darts are arc damage?
 shurtal: get it wish twisted
trenzylive: behold, dog!
 josh___something: 
  MrPhlip: the trapped chests also glow if you look at them from a distance
TheNerdySimulation: know folks are saying DS and fair, but portions of this level really got me thinking about Spyro the Dragon. Especially the platforming
 Stormgod519: oof
  SmithKurosaki: @josh___something Yes
 SajuukSjet: the breathe is client side
 SajuukSjet: so guardians see it at different times
adept_nekomancer: Wow, Hefnd just died all over the place in here.
Astramentha: 
 Gulleko: if this is dark souls, at what point do we get to the poison swamp?
  bv310: Alright, I wish you all (and especially G) a Buried Bloodline Drop
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Damn it Graham, I'm a doctor not a [Destiny Thing]
SnowBuddy18: Caramelldansen? is it Desert Bus already?
 mrMorphius: The poison swamp was 2 expansions ago
 josh___something: If you're wondering why guardians are discouraged from finding about their past lives
trenzylive: good ol alternate route souls troupe
  mtvcdm: You found a hole extension!
 betweenmyself: don’t worry, it’s not like we’re ever going to have to deal with Fikrul again…  definitely not next Episode 
 I_Am_Clockwork: like one of those gyrostable chiken experiments
excalgold: Willie E. Coyote the Titan
 Meark: subocean?!
 TallynNyntyg: Ground not loaded, 0/10 game.
  SmithKurosaki: And thus the OoB rubbing hath begun
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 sporkraptor: nomnomgranomla
MaddogM: how much of the list is watching G die?
 betweenmyself: what BYAR, is that granola bar? 
 Diabore: that might take longer than this dungeon
 BrowneePoints: EXOTIC
type_variable: the borderlands redistributor i see
TheNerdySimulation: heh
 Beefpants: STEP INSIDE
TheNerdySimulation: from a distance one of the guns fired sounded exactly like a spaghetti western revolver shot
 betweenmyself: @thenerdysimulation that was the Khvostov ricochet round previously mentioned
trenzylive: just realized this is kinda like the entrance to layendel capital city
TheNerdySimulation: that was gonna be my guess, thanks
 betweenmyself: @thenerdysimulation it stands out
 shurtal: i haven't played Destiny in like 5=6 years is Telesto still broken?
ForOhForError: @shurtal it's been fine since it took over last yearish
trenzylive: @shurtal well it became self aware for a bit
DoodlestheGreat: It wimdy.
Graved: Extreme weather
GFreeGamer: "it will become winter" has big 'it becomes day' energy
 Jakelope13: *pointedly looks around at the snow-covered ground*
 Beefpants: many whelps
 BrowneePoints: Telesto breaks things much less often lately
 Twilight_Spark: That snow across the way looks like a face
ForOhForError: oh I wouldn't worry about Up There 
 betweenmyself: @shurtal there was a short lived event in which Telesto purposely did some really strange things, became self aware, and then they released Telesto themed cosmetics that spark and smoke
 josh___something: The circle goes in the square hole
 SajuukSjet: yes! I've corrupted Sniper with braziers!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have only one burning desire.
 shurtal: @betweenmyself Well then, at least bungo leaned in to it
Valoopy: this dungeon is so freaking fun
ForOhForError: mostly it's been other things that broke in the meantime. titans could kill doors for a few days
StygianAutomata: 
Valoopy: plus the arc rocket sidearm is so good
 betweenmyself: @shurtal and now we have a special ammo sword that can roll with an effect that drops Telesto bolts on Heavy attacks
Artificer_Evan: Man I am missing SO much of this sub a thon. sigh oh well life happens
StygianAutomata: My eyes glazed over after the "we carry it to these braziers" and i think this is how my friends feel when i talk about magic
  SmithKurosaki: @Artificer_Evan, There's always the VoDs, here and on YT 
thegitrogsquirrel: Find any good glitch platforming today?
 Diabore: oh g
 Lysander_salamander: 
 BrowneePoints: it's a sword with random rolls
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 BrowneePoints: I have a sword with WOLFPACK ROUNDS
 Jakelope13: Can you stab someone with the Telesto, and then they experience a physics glitch which kills them?
CommonCents43: Did it work?
  SmithKurosaki: @StygianAutomata Yea, Dungeon and Raid mechanics can get a little complicated during explains on the first couple times
 Brozard: It's the sword on your grave in the Corridors of Time, if you remember that
  MrPhlip: it can be violet sky
 betweenmyself: lightweight frame
 Lysander_salamander: so much grinding
 shurtal: good to know Telesto is moving up in the world.... Or moving the world
Natedogg2: I like my Riskrunner sword.
 CommanderPulsar: it can be purple it can be hurtful
 Lysander_salamander: way too much grinding
  SmithKurosaki: @Jakelope13 I think they unbussed Telesto enough to not break the game anymore
 Stormgod519: dammit
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: that's so good
 Diabore: swords now wolfpack rounds
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: Ergo Sum is BUSTED
 Beefpants: Just your standard rocket sword
 BrowneePoints: it also has a giant ghost as a pommel
guardianzero666: I have a possibly stupid question,  because I haven't touched this game since forsaken, if I wanted to get back into it, did they ever unvault the red war campaign or is that story still no longer available?
 betweenmyself: and it gets extra buffed when you’re Transcendent
 BrowneePoints: red war is no longer available
StygianAutomata: @SmithKurosaki Thank goodness I thought i was just missing out on something
Bruceski: Can you re-roll the sword or is it luck of the draw once?
  MrPhlip: this is the expansion of "what if you could do all the things". There's a sword with a bunch of weapon perks, a class item to mix and match armour perks, and prismatic that lets you mix and match subclass perks
 SajuukSjet: guardianzero666 basically campaigns before Beyond Light are vaulted
trenzylive: the grind for class items is hard but can be mitigated with a macro
TheNerdySimulation: rocket launcher sword is gonna be my Marvel Multiverse character's Iconic weapon
 TheOneCalledStu: Locus of Big Sad
 Jakelope13: That sounds like a dev made that weapon to create an edge-case scenario, and everyone on the team couldn't stop laughing
CommonCents43: how does one "sub"
 Stormgod519: isnt that just Adam?
 Suffix: That was my nickname in Uni.
Natedogg2: @Bruceski You can get multiple rolls in a week.
 Suffix: Wild,
 MacbethSeemsSus: Locus of Wailing Grief is my Evanescence cover band.
trenzylive: cause the class item drops from world cheats in the pale heart like 1 per 30 mins
 Beefpants: healing turret $3.99 to actually receive effective heals
Cptasparagus: Locussy
 betweenmyself: @sajuuksjet prior to Shadowkeep, but yes
StygianAutomata: 
CommonCents43: following was free
 SajuukSjet: oh, true, Shadowkeep is still present... it's just been so long
 Diabore: try not the jump, the ogre likes to push you
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 Lysander_salamander: love the ragdolls in this game
CommonCents43: hmm
 heronblademaster: 5000  here Graham, since I had to give Serge all my bits yesterday, these are yours
 josh___something: Oh, on the 9th stack, they SLOW you
 josh___something: it's SO mean
  Juliamon: also, if you have Prime, you get a free sub every month
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guardianzero666: Yeah I knew they vaulted all the old story at one point, I was just curious if they ever brought them back.  Thanks for the info 
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 SajuukSjet: Red War/Osiris/Warmind/Forsaken campaigns are no longer present, though The Dreaming City remains along with Last Wish and Shattered Throne
 betweenmyself: this fight was *fun* to learn, going in Solo with zero knowledge 
CommonCents43: nah nah, i'm considering my finances. I think following was enough
midnightcurryjazz: mcgroober aim
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't shoot at barns. Shoot at the enemies.
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TheNerdySimulation: chonky life
 mrMorphius: Big lad
excalgold: this boss takes mechanics -AND- is chonkers
 Beefpants: densely textures health points
 TheOneCalledStu: The Calus Square Shuffle
 Beefpants: *textured
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 betweenmyself: the revamped Dragon’s Breath is pretty strong for this fight when solo
 Diabore: wait i thought it was reverse clockwise?
 Orxolon: !players
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  Juliamon: !raidteam
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CommonCents43: lol @ reverse clockwise
 Luminaire_p: @Diabore They said both
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 Lysander_salamander: do supers work in thisphase or do you have to stay in the circle?
 Orxolon: @Juliamon thx
 SajuukSjet: depends on the super, the buff allowing you damage will last a _very_ short time once you leave the circle
 BrowneePoints: You should see Golden Gun rn
StygianAutomata: Nice! it seems like that could get a 2 round clear
 Beefpants: Raid mechanics in an FPS is weird 
 BrowneePoints: They made a golden gun sniper rifle(it's cayde's) and Nighthawk Hunters are doing STUPID things again
 BrowneePoints: @Beefpants guess it's a good thing it's an MMO
CommonCents43: make six the sixth round of what and run?
 betweenmyself: Graham gonna be stoked to see the damage number when he gets around to playing the [redacted] mission
CommonCents43: roulette
excalgold: Raid Mechanics is still better then beef walls at least
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 DentedPockets: It helps that Destiny borrows from 3D platformers.
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 SajuukSjet: the latest destiny 2 raid has been pushing the edge of what they can get away with mechanics wise
 SajuukSjet: but in general, the destiny raids are a ton of fun
 korvys: I do wonder, sometimes, just how many weird choices Destiny gets away with just because the gun play is *so* good.
 Luminaire_p: you killed you
 NazTMann: Killed by your rocket pistol hehe
KypFox: Hey all. good to see Destiny back on an LRR stream
 Meark: Frank lloyd wright is having some fun in the afterlife
 Luminaire_p: rocket sidearm deals self-damage
 Dalrint: Bob Architect
excalgold: how do you know that dude wasnt an architect ! he could play with legos!
GameSageZB: @korvys Just as many as Warframe 
MaddogM: Is "goodbye" the most common phrase in destiny content?
 betweenmyself: hoisted by his own rocket petard
 RedRaptor: Maybe they do architecture on the side.
 TheArchitectX: I deny this defamation!
 chrono2x: He is just doing minion work to pay off his degree
 SajuukSjet: i mean, the history videos indicate it has almost died a couple times when they didn't have everything in order
KypFox: oh man. The architects have such a high kill count over the years
 Lysander_salamander: does the rocket pistol have self-damage?
  SmithKurosaki: @SajuukSjet Yea not looking forward to trying to figure that one out once I get around to finishing Campaign.
 Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
 seasikberry: someone sub these subless people!
 betweenmyself: @lysander_salamander yes
  SmithKurosaki: @Lysander_salamander All rockets do
TheNerdySimulation: I have many subs- oh, that kind
 josh___something: (yes)
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 A_Dub888: I had to pee, what's this about G lying to chat?
 Chronomos901: pro tip: don't shoot yourself in the foot
 BorealMage: A romantic evening under the awning
SnowBuddy18: pre-damage yawning?
MaddogM: confidently lying to chat. isn't that backwards?
 SajuukSjet: @Lysander_salamander it's honestly not that bad, it's just time consuming to learn, because they took the encounter intensity straight out of Pantheon
 mrMorphius: A yellow snow stand
 Suffix: Subbing WHILE carrying? Bold Foxmar.
TheNerdySimulation: dangit G, now I want lemonade
 TheOneCalledStu: Just chuck Gunpowder Gamble at feet instead of healing grenade
  SmithKurosaki: @Lysander_salamander Which I also didnt do because sabbatical
CommonCents43: anyone want to hear a joke i made yesterday in the name of lrr?
  mtvcdm: ! addquote (Graham) [now] Look at me, confidently lying to chat.
  LRRbot: New quote #9049: "Look at me, confidently lying to chat." —Graham [2024-07-16]
 Luminaire_p: There is a time limit and if he gets there it will end early
goatprince: you can't see Shitcaptain? uh oh
 josh___something: Permastunning the ogre with a 1kv is silly
CommonCents43: Why did they start printing jokes on popsicle sticks?
KypFox: @mtvcdm yes!
 Angnor33: Locus of Wailing Grief does feel like an enemy of our current era.
  mtvcdm: Oh phone compression is loving this
 josh___something: not even close
  SmithKurosaki: 
 josh___something: 
 Diabore: pog, now i sleep and will catch up tomorrow
CommonCents43: They made too many tongue depressors. you wouldn't have been able to look that up 
 BrowneePoints: Glam socket unlocked!
 mrMorphius: 
 BrowneePoints: Now Graham can do ANOTHER fashion
 Stormgod519: @goatprince hi Matt
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 Mazrae: was there something down at the bottom of the stairs around where the boss died??
 Mazrae: or was i seeing things
Wingnut5k: I thought you were just saying "we dont care"
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 sporkraptor: darkage
  MrPhlip: "How are you doing, youtube stream? We don't care [...]" - Graham Stark, 2024
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 SmithKurosaki: Hello :0
NotInsaneMuadib: hello
 josh___something: What is this travesty of an armor set
  SmithKurosaki: @MrPhlip We're fine 
 josh___something: (respectfully)
 betweenmyself: Dark Age Mark: someone in medieval times who really REALLY believes wrestling is real
 A_Dub888: 
 SmithKurosaki: I acknowledged it for you, I guess?
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 Stormgod519: W
 Toxxick: zen where?
 A_Dub888: !findquote tree
  LRRbot: Quote #383: "The trees have stopped having sex." —Graham [2015-06-29]
  mtvcdm: Good tree
DoodlestheGreat: Smoke trees
 Chronomos901: what a treet
 BorealMage: I still haven't found it, I'm bad at these
TheNerdySimulation: sick tree
CommonCents43: another joke anyone? riddle maybe?
 cointosscryptid: Here's tree!
 thekumquatking: Cairn? Heeded. Astrolabe? Consulted. Tree? Found.
 vinopinguino: It's weird that it happened more than once
 josh___something: I swear that was 29 hours left like... 10 hours ago
 Antimuffin: 500  I reached the perfect number of total gifted subs during the last Subathon and had to retire champion, so have some bits instead!
 Twilight_Spark: People are just horny for trees it's embarrassing but I get that it sells.
 Beefpants: I don't know man better check with a tree expert
 BorealMage: Oh! There it is.
 SajuukSjet: look, Season 11's Tree of Silver Wings was _amazing_
 Suffix: Just relax your eyes, then like... cross them?
 Suffix: Is that it?
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TheNerdySimulation: @thekumquatking I approve lol
 Brozard: That's a good bookshelf
CommonCents43: Merry you'll log
  mtvcdm: Oh right I saw a tree thing but I can ask tomorrow because it's clearly Local Victoria Stuff
 Chronomos901: stop bullying the mimic bookshelves
 Omega_Lairon: De-feeted
 Twilight_Spark: Drums in the deep
  Texan_Reverend: No sweet katana dropped, though....
 Camthelion: poor DM Hunk
 shurtal: Drew McIntyre was here....
excalgold: you can tell because it has 'front towards enemy' engraved on the blade
GameSageZB: I see that the Demoman's trip to the past sucked.
 betweenmyself: that bookshelf is the IKEA brand “… uuuuugh”
 CptMurphey: feet are hard
 A_Dub888: Someone learned not to bring claymores to a grenade fight
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Never bring a sword to a grenade fight.
T_Molitor: Someone took their soles.
brunothepig: Never give up feet for free
CommonCents43: some one set me up\
 Brozard: Feet is an extra DLC
 mrMorphius: Bungie knows you don't show feet for free
  MrPhlip: "I could break half your bones, no problem"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did Rob Leinfeld design the skeletons?
 Beefpants: Beware the Foot Harvest
 A_Dub888: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Right!?
 MadameAdversary: too many splines to reticulate
TheNerdySimulation: @shurtal CM Punk definitely De-Feeted him then
DoodlestheGreat: They must've hired Todd McFarlane.
MaddogM: Someone with a foot fetish was on a killing spree
 Robot_Bones: too many bones, too many bones, too many bones, too many bones
 Jakelope13: Maybe they were worried about people being too... "interested"... by the feet
excalgold: oh no hoisted by my own Picard
Laury Plant: Rob Liefeld? Is that you?
 thekumquatking: Someone's got a whole bunch of feet and hands in a dungeon somewhere.
  mtvcdm: Gong farmer
 Seth_Erickson: can't be a souls like dungeon if there aren't highly detailed feet smh
CommonCents43: What's the difference between the beginning of a joke
 Omega_Lairon: He was also in the Hogfather movie ^_^
 Chronomos901: they were collecting the hands for elden ring
 LowUpsideCJ: Good work if you can get it
 Omega_Lairon: Shoulda serpentined
 Orxolon: unrelated:do we have any idea of the friday nights release date?
 Omega_Lairon: >_>
Wingnut5k: Dental insurance tho?
 sporkraptor: more a "hoiking"
TheNerdySimulation: I bet they got some air
 DudelidouX: Or just blow up the second you light it
excalgold: Today i learned! thank you Graham !
 A_Dub888: didn't an uruk-hai do that at Helms Deep?
 thekumquatking: Blown up by your own petard.
 mwlsn: So that Uruk-hai from The Two Towers
 vinopinguino: Zig zag
 shurtal: we call that gettin' yeeted by your own kobe
  mtvcdm: Gotta tactical roll
 betweenmyself: I’m sure they got a non-zero amount of air pff of the impact
argusthecat: The hositing was the method of punishment if you screwed it up and cause losses for your army.
goatprince: the hot tip is rg problem
CommonCents43: hot meme he was asleep for
 mrMorphius: Strong "Witness me!" Energy in that job
 Jakelope13: I thought it was if they cut the fuse too short, the explosive would go off as they're leaving, "hoisting" them [read: their dead body] up into the air
Patorik: Shooting the chests doesn't do anything?
SnowBuddy18: "no thanks, I'm full"
The Lone Bard: "Watch the back-blast" - Tsun Tszu.
 Luminaire_p: Monster-in-a-box! *FF6 Battle Noises*
TheNerdySimulation: what I'm hearing is more fighting and Destiny players love that
 Lysander_salamander: more lore!
TheNerdySimulation: so open all the chests
 mrMorphius: Pop Scorn packed in efficient packaging to save on packing waste
 sporkraptor: "screeb" is just an inherently hilarious word
 aitsu100: im not Pandora i will not release the screams
  SmithKurosaki: @mrMorphius Sustainability!
CommonCents43: never played destiny, only bits i've ever seen were cam
 josh___something: Do NOT listen to the drifter regarding scorn based cuisine
 A_Dub888: @Luminaire_p How did all those trolls fit in there??
 SnackPak_: cold screeb on a hot summer day
 BrowneePoints: Pop Scorn are out. Scorn-Dogs are in
 josh___something: he is NOT a reliable source
 Luminaire_p: I still miss mini-screebs 
TheNerdySimulation: mmm.. pulled screeb
 Camthelion: farmed screeb
 Suffix: Screeb-Nog
 shurtal: grass-fed screeb
 Brozard: Popcorn Screen with Vex Buttermilk Ranch
adept_nekomancer: I screeb, you screeb, we all screeb for ice screeb!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is this Skreeb locally sourced?
 sporkraptor: screeb-B-Q
DoodlestheGreat: Poached screeb
  mtvcdm: Imitation screeb food product
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: please do not pull your screeb on stream
 thekumquatking: 6 piece fried screeb meal with coleslaw and a biscuit is bussin
 kevrik: @Jakelope13 that too, basically there were a number of things including it being packed poorly that would do it, so all kinds of things would count as hoisting
 sporkraptor: ooo, screep skewers
 Stormgod519: im super close to 200 gifts, but Im not quite able to get there yet. one day
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CommonCents43: i don't think i have a thing yet so you can aim for me
 ph0enix__42: Sous vide screeb
excalgold: Screeb with a K - it's actually Pollock
 BrowneePoints: You Thieving Wretch is a GREAT Band Name
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlickAggressiveSpindlePRChase-FKvTy7Ri0IfC572x
 Twilight_Spark: Thieving wretch low key brutal insult
TheNerdySimulation: that thieving wretch spilled is dark tincture all over my porch
MacbethSeemsSus gifted a Tier 1 sub to CommonCents43!
 josh___something: good luck on this one XD
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 Stormgod519: HEY!
 CommonCents43: 
 thekumquatking: I would never have the patience for those.
 A_Dub888: what happens if you shoot it?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: KITTY!
 Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 if ya open it, bad stuff happens
 wristwatchmark: Destiny noob here: how long has the game been this fantasy? Just this event or has it always been like this
 Luminaire_p: *It's Just a Chest* - Chrono Cross
TheNerdySimulation: It has always been a little fantasy given it is pretty space opera/space fantasy
MaddogM: I swear Fox and Snip are in this to see how often they can kill G
 sporkraptor: meow?
 Chronomos901: kitteh
 Hawkwreak: @wristwatchmark Wish Dragons have been a thing for... quite some time.  Ahamkara are some magic nonsense.
  Foxmar320: @MaddogM lol
 Hawkwreak: Also, good morning all.
 CommonCents43: ¬.¬ Had to hit up google to chcek
 sporkraptor: mew!
 Stormgod519: Spokesman?
 betweenmyself: so did Graham miss the entirety of Season of the Wish?
 josh___something: again, not completely in order
 Lysander_salamander: Does Shaxx realize that the Ahamkara skull near him is whispering?
 BrowneePoints: A reminder that Sci-Fi IS fantasy
 SajuukSjet: @wristwatchmark destiny always has been hybrid fantasy/scifi... it'll fluctuate the vibe depending on what it's focusing on at the time
 Twilight_Spark: Walrus
 CommonCents43: I'm going to thank who did that which I THINK was lrr themselves. They deserve one thanks.
 A_Dub888: @BrowneePoints We're all fantasies, if you really think about it
 Jakelope13: It sounds like the only way to "kill" an Ahamkara is to kill them, then collect all their bones, put the bones in a chest, encase the chest in concrete, and then fire it into the sun
 Omega_Lairon: "Yo ho yo ho a screeby life for me"?
 TheOneCalledStu: We are getting "vampire" Scorn in one of the episodes
 Mazrae: if thats a skull door, then it needs to wipe the snot from its nose
TheNerdySimulation: just to default, Destiny does have you play as literal space wizards
 BrowneePoints: BALL IS SPIN!?
 BrowneePoints: JoJo Reference
 Brozard: New platforming tricks
 josh___something: The game IS
 Stormgod519: hehe, balls
 Hawkwreak: Also, is this Warlords Ruin? I dont think i've done this content yet is all.
 A_Dub888: Positive or Negative spin?
  SmithKurosaki: @Hawkwreak It is yes
 Redbassist: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Brozard: Well so
 Brozard: Not only is ball life, but so is wall
 DEATHlikescats: bôl
 thekumquatking: Ball is life and possibly death in this case.
 wristwatchmark: Initial message could have been clearer: I know science fantasy but I wasn't expecting the aesthetics of the environment to be this soulslike and castle-y
 Brozard: The boopers!
 A_Dub888: I call shenanigans!
 CommonCents43: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 wristwatchmark: Thank you to everyone who helped explain
 Luminaire_p: 1/3rd
 Beefpants: What's that on your face? Oh its pain.
TheNerdySimulation: Ref! I call shenanigans on that jump
 Omega_Lairon: Transmat rights
 CommonCents43: It hadn't thought of the roundabout yet
TheNerdySimulation: I want a cup of that ledge's piss
 josh___something: Scorn, performing culture
 BrowneePoints: @wristwatchmark this particular dungeon is a soulslike homage
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BigTangentialReubenOSkomodo-cLJE1kM8QP2uouRG
 Brozard: R9J79MJ6C
 SajuukSjet: it was recently in one of the weekly news articles again, they highlighted them
 Brozard: ^ that's the code
 CommonCents43: 8679305
DoodlestheGreat: It was a crosstown boulder.
 Hawkwreak: @Brozard And the license of that rock that just ended G.
TheNerdySimulation: @Brozard gesundheit
 betweenmyself: does this lore room still have the death-loop bug?
 Brozard: @Hawkwreak I didn't see, but did you get the link..., 15 hours ago to Adam's GDC talk?
 Stormgod519: LOL
 CommonCents43: incase i fucked the number up i do not have responsibility if you dial a wrong number
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 NoxStryx: Having only seen graham play this i would say this game is mosty about jumping into walls and falling down pits
 CommonCents43: bussed*
 Hawkwreak: @Brozard I did! Wonderful talk!
TheAinMAP: 
 Brozard: @Hawkwreak Great!
MaddogM: "They're falling, I'll follow"  
 Stormgod519: ooooo
TheNerdySimulation: Besting some chests? no that doesn't work
goatprince: there's magic in there
 BrowneePoints: We need Graham on a Bloomburrow Dice Friends playing a Badger
 Stormgod519: this set looks so adorable
 sporkraptor: is it adorable?
 BrowneePoints: or a particularly stuffy Hare
 Jorsh029: I believe the "hoisting" being done is of their spirit off this mortal coil 
 Stormgod519: @goatprince i wanna see matt piloting a goat tribal deck
 NoxStryx: Next two sets look sweet
  Texan_Reverend: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
 TheDevil_Risen: well that was a super fun one shot (just finished it) also WOO!! Bloomburrow PPR!
 BrowneePoints: i mean, bloomburrow is coming out at a reasonable time. Duskmourn however? coming out too soon
Azure: Sunday Sunday Sunday
 Suffix: Not the worst thing you've run upto a PPR
 Hawkwreak: That was... an entire sleep and.... inexplicably working with my partner at thier job secretly for an hour yesterday.
 Hawkwreak: Spoiler alert. The service industry? Sucks out loud.
goatprince: @Stormgod519 i'd definitely make an attempt
 A_Dub888: dang it, I was so ready to clip that if G missed the ledge
 Stormgod519: @goatprince if ya ever need Ill try to make a decklist if the type gets enough support
 CommonCents43: Service industry smiles until you are gone
TheNerdySimulation: oh my
 Stormgod519: *road quest theme queues*
 WriterRaven: You wanna take that one again?
 Luminaire_p: Tincture, a good 50 MP right there
TheNerdySimulation: I hope he enjoyed it as much as you did
 BlueDaNewb: I always respect a good stab from hell’s heart.
 CommonCents43: at thee?
 betweenmyself: the very darkest of disco balls
 BrowneePoints: It also doesn't help this set has medium Typal synergies and that skews limited a bit
 TheOneCalledStu: highly functional but not flashy
 Hawkwreak: @CommonCents43 They work for... international coffee concern. And if I didnt go in (Initially just for moral support) They wouldnt have gotten out till midnight.
 BrowneePoints: Also this set feels like Lorwyn meets Ravnica design wise in the BEST way
 CommonCents43: yeah, some people just smile but i was making a joke sorta
 Robot_Bones: opening a pool with a villainous wealth and a good boros deck
 Hawkwreak: @CommonCents43 Oh for sure. I just wanted to elaborate a bit because like... I dont work there, and the whole situation was just funny.
 CommonCents43: I put on a face to work. it's a nice face and my normal face is nice too but that's how it goes
 Hawkwreak: @CommonCents43 Oh, the only work i've ever actually done is Remote IT Support. So instead of *Nice Face* I put on *Nice Voice*
 betweenmyself: nobody wants to hear about your dangling thread, Crow 
 Beefpants: protoculture
 josh___something: again, the scorn are performing culture!
 Beefpants: wait no
 SmithKurosaki: The ORBDOME
 BrowneePoints: He's the De Facto leader of the Scorn
 Brozard: He's the one that can't die, the one with the strike
 josh___something: the one that couldn't die... I think?
 Lysander_salamander: oh I didn't know Fikrul was in this dungeon
 betweenmyself: Fikrul the Undying
theGuidingLark: specifically the first one uldren wished back to life
TheAinMAP: 
virgil82: You may know Fikrul better as The Fanatic.
 Brozard: the lightening circles boss
 Mr_Bitterness: Fikrul is the scorn with the staff
 BrowneePoints: they're STILL undead in some way, just not...mindless zombies
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 Sunidesus: Number go up?
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 LordChrusher: this section involved a lot of falling when I first did it
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're only "mostly dead"
 SajuukSjet: Season of the Lost before Witch Queen had us exploring the Ascended Planes if you recall, and had the Scorn doing Interesting Things
 TheOneCalledStu: dont forget you can tcrash to try and save at platforming
 Stormgod519: oof
  SmithKurosaki: I had to put grapple on to get through this
 Stormgod519: cant wait for this montauge
 betweenmyself: Episode 2 plans to expand on the whole “Scorn being undead” thing
 Crispy042: There is another door that you guys passed already
 Hawkwreak: @Hawkwreak On this note. I know I dont need to explain to *This* community, but it bares repeating.  If you are on the phone with customer support. Remember tthat 9 times outta ten. If something's broke. They absolutely know, they wish they could help, but dear god it aint their fault.
  SmithKurosaki: Yup
 Mr_Bitterness: I see Graham is also enjoying the Call, best Final Shape gun
 A_Dub888: 
 Angnor33: Functional Physics? In this econonmy?
MaddogM: "I can do that" - he couldn't do that  
  SmithKurosaki: @Hawkwreak I just wish CSRs wouldn't lie/omit info
 dropkickstart: I wish I still had a fire team to roll with. Good times since D1
  SmithKurosaki: @dropkickstart Theres a large community in the LRR discord 
 Stormgod519: !discord
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 Twilight_Spark: Get orbed on
 Luminaire_p: Good news: that's an alternate route that I find easier
 BrowneePoints: Yea Episode 2 is about Scorn and Undead/Vampire Hunter/Witcher Eliksni from ancient times and imbibing their alchemical tinctures Graham! (that's next season in several months)
 shurtal: you're telling me this is a Strand-type game?
 Hawkwreak: @SmithKurosaki Depending on what the CSR is working for, it might very well not be lie by omission. And just... They dont know because its not their paygrade to know just how fucky x is.
 dropkickstart: @smithkurosaki I may have to get back into it then, haven't played in a while
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Strahd Grenade summons a demiplane of Despair
 josh___something: Now that it's the last of these chests, only 3 chests are active at any time
 thekumquatking: Better open it just in case just to make sure
 BlueDaNewb: Is it a mimic?
 Brozard: There's only ever two chests in the game
 jacqui_lantern234: nah, it seems fine, G, go back and get it 
TheAinMAP: 
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki Youd think billing would know how much something would cost to be added to my bill...
 Brozard: *in the dungeon
 BrowneePoints: ah flashbanged
Valoopy: oh chat i just killed strahd in my last dnd session someone congratulate me
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 Toxxick: whats the tell for screebmimics?
 josh___something: One of them being at the evil 6 chest room
  SmithKurosaki: But I dont really wanna get into it
Valoopy: we lost none of our party
 BrowneePoints: Uh Oh Big Steppies
 thekumquatking: Congrats, Valoopy!!!!
 Suffix: Awesome!
 BlueDaNewb: @valoopy huzzah!!!     
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Strahd Graham, you excited for Vampire Hunter Eliksni sets next season?
 betweenmyself: Bunny Ghost is best Ghost…  Also “is love” and “is life”
 jacqui_lantern234: @Valoopy LETS GO GAMER
 CommonCents43: you find a tenfootwide door.. we take a long rest
theGuidingLark: my party didn't get to fight strahd, the amber gods replaiced him with a muppet before we got there
 Twilight_Spark: What?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I feel someone really wanted to get ouroboros into the script.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this before or after she got cought up in the time loop?
 BrowneePoints: doomed to destroy itself
 BrowneePoints: I think
 Mr_Bitterness: Amusing considering how much Petra wanted revenge on Uldren
DoodlestheGreat: Vengeance is an ouroboros. And ketchup is a vegetable.
2TspSalt: anything cyclical can eat it
Wingnut5k: Those wizards came from the moon
  MrPhlip: Just an abomination guarding a dead end
 Angnor33: Revenge is a dish best served to Ouroboros.
 Twilight_Spark: Word salad actually tho, tasty.
 AdamYMHMI: When you set out for revenge, dig a circular grave that eats itself.
 CommonCents43: anyone know hvac here?
 Luminaire_p: @MrPhlip That's not a nice thing to call me 
 Beefpants: "revenge is fiscal, and full of granules"
 betweenmyself: gotta say the new Legendary Heavy Burst Pulse Rifles absolutely slap
 josh___something: 
 BrowneePoints: TWOFER
 Carlioo: lmao
 josh___something: CLASSIC
 Suffix: It's a classic.
 BrowneePoints: *yyEEET!*
 Carlioo: that's comedy
 TheDevil_Risen: dude just like Get OFF my LAWN
KitBirchbark: they'll stop when it stops being funny
 TheDevil_Risen: poor Graham got yeeted
 SajuukSjet: @MaddogM 'cause we keep falling for it 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Please, it's monsieur boops.
 Twilight_Spark: Why would you Take a but hole?
 CommonCents43: zut alors
DoodlestheGreat: Taken's anus.
 TheDevil_Risen: so Destiny's Elevator Boss?
 Jakelope13: Was it ever explained exactly where the Ahamkara came from? Or did they just manifest ins the Solar system one day?
 Beefpants: choose your punishment
 CommonCents43: swordsa at dawn
 Hawkwreak: @Jakelope13 We dont have massive deep lore on Ahamkara yet.
 BrowneePoints: where did people come from?
 Lysander_salamander: the fire guys with stasis is an interesting thing
virgil82: @Jakelope13 We don't know their origins, but they may have also been following the Traveller
 Robot_Bones: Somehow Ahamkara arrived
MaddogM: I only got an hour or so into the lore video
 RatherLargeToad: someone wished for them, probably
 Mr_Bitterness: They're were just sorta a thing.... then the Guardians went hunting.
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: There have been hints that are not native to Sol
 CommonCents43: earth and if before that somewhere else
 Lysander_salamander: that was quick
 TheDevil_Risen: that is a big spine
DoodlestheGreat: Well, that sure look like a final boss area.
 Hawkwreak: Remember chat, rotate your fluids.
  Texan_Reverend: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 TheDevil_Risen: nw 
  Foxmar320: Hello chat
 betweenmyself: @jakelope13 there are references to them in the Pale Heart, which suggests the Traveler/Witness had contact with them prior to coming to Sol
 sporkraptor: don't go away we'll be right back (mew)
 ThorSokar:  ?
 Suffix: Better.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay chat, be honest. How would you react to coming across a set of floating bones?
MaddogM: quick break  
 josh___something: meow
 A_Dub888: Are those two centipedes mating in the back?
 CommonCents43: i just heard a cat
 sporkraptor: meow break!
  mtvcdm: Meow
 Orxolon: 
 Suffix: You're doing a great job Foxmar320 and SniperPumpkin.
 josh___something: The cat emote makes noise
  Foxmar320: 
 Hawkwreak: Rotate your fluids, stretch your limbs. If applicable, take your meds. Eat a snack.
 sporkraptor: @josh___something oooooh okay, I was wondering if he'd brought the cats in to the Moonbase?? XD
MaddogM: Suffix approves of the deaths  
 Suffix: I approve of the chaos.
 ClodiumSoride: @A_Dub888 I think it's two giant spines, rotating in the air
 zenthere: meow
 Dreamlettuce: Two hours of silence occasionally broken up by meow.
 betweenmyself: 
 BrowneePoints: @sporkraptor Serge and Ben are allergic, probably not a good idea
thecybrbullys3: lil
 jacqui_lantern234: ok so i booted up FFX to start a new file and im ALREADY on the verge of tears at the intro song 😭
  Foxmar320: We never said deaths wouldn't happen but I am sure gonna let G find them on his own
 CommonCents43: We were just getting to the fundamental crux of humanity. Oh well, get you best cat stories ready, I'm takinga break
thecybrbullys3: meoe
thecybrbullys3: meow
 Stormgod519: red dead standing by
 sporkraptor: @BrowneePoints yah, and most cats aren't really enthusiastic about "take your pet to work" days
 LordChrusher: Kitty?
  mtvcdm: The crux of humanity is kitties
Lushian_Cybasi: Destiny is one game I never got into to play, but its fun to watch.
thecybrbullys3: ….meow…………….meow…….
 zenthere: mrow...meoow, mrew
  Foxmar320: Cat emote is strong
 Badchop: Killing Graham on purpose? Naw. Letting Graham find death? Absolutely.
itmightbemikey: Cats are pretty stressed out being put into an unfamiliar place that is not their territory
 CommonCents43: Humans from earth ? Solid maybe. next topic is kitties
 Hawkwreak: Chat has become cats.
 Badchop: That cat emote is up for dust in case anybody is interested
 jacqui_lantern234: @Foxmar320 my love for you is strong!!!!!!!!! 
3isnotaletter: don't catch the streams often is the on break voyeur cam still just a sub-a-thon thing or has it made it into normal rotation?
  Foxmar320:   
Astramentha: 
 Hawkwreak: @Badchop ....Well damn, im logging in just to grab it.
Mollylele:   
 Badchop: It's a little expensive but doesn't cost real money this way 
thecybrbullys3: 1k people watching a meowing blue screen and my montages won’t get 10 views
  SmithKurosaki: @Hawkwreak nta?
Astramentha: 
 zenthere: meow?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Last time on Destiny 2: *Meow*
drocathekorok: does anyone know how long it will be in the store?
 josh___something: meow
 Stormgod519: hot mic
 dumbo3k: Meeeeeow
 RubikDarkwill: hi G
 betweenmyself: it’s a cat emote party! 
 Luminaire_p: 
 zenthere: meeeeeow
 Badchop: The emote will be up for dust through next reset
 CommonCents43: i have a feral i look after. three times i thought he was dead and he still greets me every morning
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: fair enough
 Stormgod519: mew
 Badchop: (and maybe again later but I don't have the calendar up to see)
  mtvcdm: It's Baxter!
TheInferno390: Mrow
 Mr_Bitterness: I immediately bought that cat emote too
drocathekorok: isn’t remote later today/tmrw?
 IanAllenBird: my real cat has appeared to add to the sounds
 TheDevil_Risen: I should go watch that Punch-A-Chunk off, I was at work at the time 
drocathekorok: reset*
 MacbethSeemsSus: The end of the punch a chunk lined up with tornado warning fun. Who won??
 josh___something: Evil game of tag
 SmithKurosaki: Just for subathon generally
 TheDevil_Risen: after this maybe
 CommonCents43: once i literally pulled him out of someones basement. his name is dofus
 betweenmyself: Blind works real well against the punch-guys
 Hawkwreak: Cat Emote is 3250 Dust. Daaaamn.
virgil82: @Jakelope13 They aren't directly related.  The Ahamkara follow the Traveller because it leads them to new feeding grounds(probably)
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  SmithKurosaki: Chat 'won'
 josh___something: oh YEAH nah
 Gascitygaming: we did!
  SmithKurosaki: They didn't call an actual winner
  mtvcdm: Friendshi
 TheDevil_Risen: safe yet?
 korvys: James picked a winner kinda arbitrarily, but yes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, I'm looking forward to the VOD in this case!
 TheDevil_Risen: #NoSpoilers
 chrono2x: It was basically too close to call
Morrigan9: we always do
 BrowneePoints: chat don't spoil
 Glim78: has the sub-a-thon been fully subbed for all the fun times
 CptMurphey: orb
 CommonCents43: his brother nicolas has never gotten stuck and their sister jackie (formerly jack bauer cause she escape the trap three times) don't run into so many problems out there.
 sporkraptor: do not shoot happy fun orb
 Beefpants: stare into the cringe orb
  mtvcdm: I love no matter how many times they do the Punch a Chunk they never figure out endgame.
 TheDevil_Risen: ok assuming its safe again 
 wedge_x: Hefnd is kind of a Wish-Mola Mola
Chesul: yeah, it was a case where the exact number for penalty blocks would have changed the winner, so the only real way to call it was that we won.
  mtvcdm: Glim78, we're still a long way from cap.
 chrono2x: @mtvcdm I think they really need to do it with a flat bedrock generation mod or something.
 CommonCents43: we done with cats already?
  mtvcdm: Remember degree of difficulty has gone up since last time.
 TheDevil_Risen: Also again @LoadingReadyRun  sorry for any offence a certain previous tweet possibly caused.
  mtvcdm: Cap is harder to hit now.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no, Ahamkara bones. I wish I hadn't found this.
 josh___something: wraiths?
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  SmithKurosaki: @Laserbeaks_Fury Deal 
Chesul: @chrono2x while that would fix the problem, it would also remove an interesting part with the cleanup step. I think they need to just pick a number for the missed block penalty.
 josh___something: I think they're called scorn Wraiths... the guys what charge at you and slam torches into you
   LoadingReadyRun: @TheDevil_Risen I don't know what you're referring to, so... no worries?
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun was something I tagged you and Kathleen in related to D and D
 TheDevil_Risen: I was not meaning it to be rude at all
MaddogM: So this is Destiny: Hot Potato?
 Hawkwreak: @MaddogM Its more likely than you think
 CommonCents43: Same callsign?
 betweenmyself: will say it one last time in case it was missed, you can Blind the punchy guys to prevent them from hitting you back
 thekumquatking: All right, it's been a blast but it is bedtime. Good night y'all!!!   
 TheDevil_Risen: [@thedevilcomes]
 CommonCents43: ok
 CommonCents43: i'm trying to remember my twitter handle
 TheDevil_Risen: sick, floating platforms!
 CommonCents43: Well it doesn't matter, haven't used it in ten years. It's like this and i don't plan on using it so again, won't matter
 Antimuffin: I just killed a very chonky dragon in Shadow of the Erdtree and it was sweet. 
 korvys: The most villainous - a regifter
 CommonCents43: healthy
 RatherLargeToad: hehe…butt
 josh___something: 
 Badchop: lol, that rules
 MacbethSeemsSus: Working as intended
 josh___something: I love the healing turret being a collider for bullets XD
 TehAmelie: Hefnd, huh? are we fighting some descendant of Heefenoff?
 betweenmyself: It has been [0] days since a [healing turret] related self immolation occurred.
 josh___something: You can only give it to non-taken wraiths
 CommonCents43: uh
 MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself Why do we have that sign?
 CommonCents43: there has to be a better thing for the healing turrets to do, you guys
Carrion Crow: Gah...somehow managed to get into a "how does Kuei-jin cosmology fit into real life" conversation.
 RandomTrivia: Good morning (timezone dependent) friends!  Glad I could catch part of my favourite FPS-based fanfic, "Graham x Warlock Jump"
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundTriangularFriesAsianGlow-pcHcBQmPh5m02EXZ
 Luminaire_p: This was a LONG solo
 TehAmelie: mmm, round triangular fries
 betweenmyself: @luminaire_p it feels a bit better with Prismatic in my eyes, but yes, a long solo
 Luminaire_p: my solo flawless was an hour and fifty minutes
 A_Dub888: Hang on, is that an ethereal Basking Shark?
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 ultin00b: Pew pew
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 Badchop: I was gonna say, if there is a dungeon, Lumi will solo it
 shurtal: New from Traveler, Hefnds Void Balls! Now with 100% MORE Screeb!
 Luminaire_p: Sunshot is your friend in this encounter
TheInferno390: No one needs that many eyes
 betweenmyself: the updated Dragon’s Breath was a decent choice for this and the previous encounter while Solo
 Luminaire_p: Whole dungeon
Leebo140: I actually just gave up on Solo for the night, got work at 10 tmr morning
Leebo140: I’ll try again some other time
 ArdCollider: SamiKat does this stuff with only bows... HUD off.
  mtvcdm: In case anyone is curious, by my reckoning we are presently funded to the start of tomorrow night's watch along.
 alphashados: I've solo flawlessed every dungeon, and this was easily the hardest just because of how long it takes and the concentration necessary
 Luminaire_p: I found Ghosts of the Deep the worst 
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 betweenmyself: the great thing about Solo Flawless is that once you clear each encounter Solo, you have effectively proven to yourself that Flawless is within reach
 josh___something: oh, YUUUUUUP
 Badchop: Lumi has never been Destinied
 alphashados: Ghosts was tough, thankfully I did it before the titan melee changes
theGuidingLark: sometimes the architects just hate you ye
  MrPhlip: taken ogre eyebeam knockback in e2...
  MrPhlip: just decides you don't get to be in the areaa any more
Leebo140: If you ever want to try solo or solo flawless on a dungeon G, Prophecy is a great place to start
 alphashados: Ayup
 gluonquark: did I miss the lego dnd game?
 josh___something: I did solo ghosts, and it took me *5 hours*. I am not running it back for solo flawless
 CommonCents43: if i had work in the morning i would be laying in bed awake not watching this
  Juliamon: gluonquark you did
 Badchop: Now is the time to Thundercrash!
 Badchop: Aww.
  MrPhlip: Do you wish for death, O Vengeance Mine? 100
 Badchop: Sadge
 alphashados: Awww no exotic
 Badchop: I wanted the exotic to drop 
 TehAmelie: i've got two legs too!
 gluonquark: @Juliamon  well... I will watch it when it gets on youtube
 Badchop: gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones
TheInferno390: Two legs is exactly the amount a human person needs
 CommonCents43: needs? 0
 Badchop: conveniently the Scorn are...kinda mindless.
 TehAmelie: it's pretty ideal
 alphashados: Two legs is technically more than the average person has
 betweenmyself: @luminaire_p Arc Buddy, Vesper of Radius and a primary with Turnabout got me through GotD Solo Flawless without too much head-slamming-into-wall
 Badchop: stop saying wish around the bones, Crow
 josh___something: EYY, no using that word around ahamkara bones
 Badchop: That quest is numerous steps
 Luminaire_p: You have to do it like 4 or 5 times
 Beefpants: you can make wishes, but they all manifest as chickpea related
 TehAmelie: previously chat touched on how it would be better for our back and hips if we had four legs
 mercano82: something’s gonna happen
 zenthere: CHAIR!
 sporkraptor: muahahaha
 RubikDarkwill: Something is going to happen
 mrMorphius: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 Stormgod519: chair strem
 Luminaire_p: Quick, say nice things about Graham
ExtraWubs: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 wedge_x: trapped in here with us, &c
 josh___something: >:)
 Stormgod519: !advice
  LRRbot: Assume the form.
 JuniorRoll: poke
 A_Dub888: you know what that means everyone. PANTS OFF
MaddogM: needs more deaths 
 shurtal: Dungo was Fungo
  Texan_Reverend: Moar plans, eh?
 IanAllenBird: I don't know anything about destiny but I'm vibing
adept_nekomancer: Chair can't stop you!
 Suffix: Shenanigans!?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Big fan of chair
 Oscelot: Mod takeover muahahaha
  mtvcdm: Things
 Caffine1138: sad i'm going to miss more destiny, but 9-5 jobs are a thing
ChroniclerC: Who do we have in the Fireteam tonight?
 Badchop: lol
 JuniorRoll: where chair go?
 Badchop: Tonight! We have Graham, Foxmar320, and SniperPumpkin
ChroniclerC: Thankee!
  mtvcdm: We have 28 hours
 CommonCents43: when is zero hour?
 A_Dub888: There's an AEW Payperview?
ChroniclerC: Less than one hour.
 CommonCents43: tough to tell
Ormmannen: At home and on sick leave. Eating breakfast. Sub-a-thon gives me something to look at
 betweenmyself: Zero Hour and Whisper are back! 
 CommonCents43: 1ish i think
 leggettor: !upnext
 CommonCents43: here est
 Oscelot: Good luck @ormmannen
 TheDevil_Risen: phone is connected!
Azure: lol
Jadaris: @CommonCents43 if you believe elton john, 9am
 Suffix: G, I'm sure you'll be fine - but if a Cab does not exist...
Leebo140: So how long until you put Graham through Salvation’s Edge?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm okay.
 Oscelot: @leebo140 they’re his friends though…
 Hawkwreak: I am doing well for someone who woke up at 5 AM
Ormmannen: @Oscelot thanks
 Beefpants: I'm in bed playing Subnautica
TheInferno390: Vibin with the cookie clicker
 sporkraptor: yah--will probably be headed to sleep soon m'self
 JuniorRoll: Enjoying the 'thon
 CommonCents43: my computer says 1030 even though its 1...30 oh... 2 then. i mean t2
 Blip2004: Fall needs to come faster.
 LowUpsideCJ: Was playing destiny until my controller hand started tweaking
 LowUpsideCJ: So mixed bag for me tonight
Leebo140: @oscelot He’d enjoy everything except Verity probably
 CommonCents43: if you are so lucky switch games between controllers and pc and sitting and standing
HaltBen2514: the sound design in destiny is so satisfying
 Oscelot: @leebo140 verity is a myst puzzle with guns, he’d love it lol
Leebo140: Fair enough
 betweenmyself: the Final Shape campaign is a much better experience after the opening few days, when getting dropped after a mission could prevent you from watching story cinematics 
 Brozard: Say hi to TR3-VR
Leebo140: I think it’s a great puzzle
 Oscelot: I can’t play this game (motion sickness), but I’ve watched the guide for the raid. It really is a cool puzzle
Whurzo: take unstop scout off and put back barrier pulse
 CommonCents43: or switch mice out that are different during the day
 Oscelot: (Also my husband, Alahmnat, wouldn’t stop talking about it lol)
Whurzo: got 2 unstop things in atm
 CommonCents43: or keyboards. which hand?
Leebo140: Hopefully he’ll get to experience it soon
 Oscelot: Hers hopimg
 Oscelot: Here’s hoping*
 betweenmyself: GrandMaster Excision sure is a hoot and a half
  Texan_Reverend: @Whurzo Graham and the folks helping him will handle it how they feel best. No need to worry about it.
Mai_Andra: Is Rahool still getting work, or is there someone new by now?
 Stormgod519: is your cat a plane?
 CommonCents43: my cat was just meowing
 sporkraptor: it sounds like static
 Oscelot: Hi kitty!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cat go "chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
 CommonCents43: i was like HOW
 Sorator13: That sounds like a very interesting cat
 TheDevil_Risen: Kitty is Jet powered!
 sporkraptor: that cat is set on frappe
ChroniclerC: Very loud purring.
 Camthelion: Heya Texan_Reverend ! Hope you and L are well. 
 mrMorphius: Sniper's cat forgot how to cat
 betweenmyself: sometimes your cat just has to constantly vent exhaust
  Texan_Reverend: Doing fine, thanks!
 Stormgod519: I have made it. I've made Graham Stark laugh
 Beefpants: mine is asleep with me
 Suffix: My mic isn't live. but it could be?
 josh___something: That's called purring
excalgold: Graham if you are a cat you have to tell us....
 Chronomos901: Graham doesn't have his cats equipped? F
 TheDevil_Risen: i like that one
 Oscelot: Hey @texan_reverend 
  Texan_Reverend: Greetings @Oscelot
 hypperstar2280: I'm so excited to see more destiny I recently watched the whole long game of it and it's done of my favorite stuff from lrr. But I gotta get up in 4 so catch you in the vod 
 Natural_Ones_Only: The flick of the finer is more disrespectful than Dr. Manhattan would be i think
 Natural_Ones_Only: *finger
 josh___something: excuse me?
 Stormgod519: hmmmmm
 josh___something: That's the titan's synthcord name
 JuniorRoll: Late night LRR!
 betweenmyself: practically turgid, this synthcord
 BrowneePoints: That's the same move The Witness did in Lightfall to Julienne that one Guardian and their Ghost Graham
 Stormgod519: the worm god does do that
excalgold: Best i can do is Macaroni salad
 Natural_Ones_Only: Wurmgod Caress's Rigid Sythcord
 heckengine: so close
 Beefpants: trade them for self sealing stem bolts
Azure: pretty good stat distrib
 BrowneePoints: Excuse me
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo Crayolas!
 Oscelot: Back to sewing. Have fun everyone 
 BrowneePoints: He gets COPIC Markers
 Sorator13: The namebrand crayons taste the best!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I prefer my hummus wihtout worm god caress.
 BrowneePoints: increases melee a lot
 BrowneePoints: it's key to Bonk Titan
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  MrPhlip: punch = more punch
excalgold: @Beefpants the fact they got -land- out of that that sisko needed is just so much fun to me still
 BrowneePoints: Bonk Titan and Shock Hadouken Titan love it iirc
 Natural_Ones_Only: The return of Agatha Fisty?
Leebo140: Wormgod Caress: Simultaneously the worst and most broken titan exotic
Azure: no more crazy art crayons
 betweenmyself: Hazardous Propulsion is pretty fun, as someone who doesn’t play Titan terribly often
 Stormgod519: @BrowneePoints ill now call inferno titan Bonk titan
ExtraWubs: mmm yes, space gacha
 josh___something: Trace rifles AREN'T terrible now. especially on warlock
ChroniclerC: Wouldn't want an unfresh Tower.
 BrowneePoints: oof that was a good pvp shotgun
 wedge_x: Douglas E. Fresh
 A_Dub888: to be faiirrrrrr (guess who's been watching Letterkenny recently)
 sporkraptor: as opposed to domesticated triceratops?
ChroniclerC: Gods I love Destiny usernames sometimes.
 BrowneePoints: then that's valid!
 shurtal: *Melodica Jurassic Park Theme starts playing*
 BrowneePoints: but yea slideshot 1-2 is a GREAT combo for pvp
 Stormgod519: lol
 Sorator13: 
Fur Terra: how long has the sub-a-thon been going?
 Stormgod519: show vault! show vault!
 shendaras: show vault
 TheDevil_Risen: Vault of Shame 
 shurtal: the shame hole?
 josh___something: Graham, I assure you it is NOT as embarassing as some of ours
 Stormgod519: Show Vault, Streamer!
 zenthere: *shame*
 snowewolf: Twin tail fox is good now - last i checked
ChroniclerC: Coldheart is really good these days.
MaddogM: "Hey streamer, show vault!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: How many subs to show vault?
 TheDevil_Risen: Can't be worse than my D4 Vault
 betweenmyself: just 599 copies of Hard Light
 Planar_Snap: Look, if you aren't living in Spicy Vault territory you're good.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the Tower capable of supporting Dinosaur Guardians? You bet Jurassic an
 LurkerSpine: Show toilet?
 sporkraptor: except people will *pay* you for feet pix
 Sorator13: Hey, James offered us a challenge to show feet (which we did not meet)
 Natural_Ones_Only: How quickly do you think the thon will cap this time?
GenericGlitterGoth: If it helps, I think I have like, 8 Ergo Sum in my vault because they're all fun rolls
ExtraWubs: @lurkerspine show airfilters
 Brozard: I still haven’t gotten The Navigator to drop, and I’m mad about it
 josh___something: nadir focus is funny on the sword
 BrowneePoints: there's some spicy new Trace rifles too
 spicyFerret_: Gotta be careful, lest you end up on wikivault
 josh___something: it's mini-eager edge
 TheDevil_Risen: or my D2R vault for that matter. or any of my FF14 retainers
 BrowneePoints: the cwaftable
roflmaowful: Are you using DIM? It will change your life
Mai_Andra: (tips hat) n'deer
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterSavoryAlfalfaWutFace-QUYb7MZbEbJWoZ06
 josh___something: You already talked to Ada-1 for it
 BrowneePoints: Cwaftable Ow-tbweak Pewfectewd
 TheDevil_Risen: @A_Dub888    
MeadyOchre: As someone who has never played Destiny wtf is this ui?
 BrowneePoints: so yea now Exotic missions have rotatoes too
 BrowneePoints: and as you can see Last Whisper is back
 josh___something: so... you have a 40-minute timer
 TheDevil_Risen: "Trying"
Chucky2sRevenge: lol im playing this rn trying to cure my boredom of farming pale heart
 A_Dub888: they're doing their best
 Sorator13: as someone who does not and has never played this game, it's very entertaining to hear all of this Vocabulary thrown around 
 TheDevil_Risen: its clearer than it was when I played this when it came out
MaddogM: Heed?
 dungeonmasteralek: Heed it
 Luminaire_p: heed
adept_nekomancer: heed the cairn
 LowUpsideCJ: heed it
 Brozard: Heed
 josh___something: HEED THE CAIRN
 Planar_Snap: As long as you don't end up using Kadi as a vault instead of the actual vault you're good.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ask to see it's manager?
 shurtal: Orb, pondered
 dungeonmasteralek: Heed! That! Cairn!
Leebo140: Cairn: Heeded
 Brozard: Heed the Karen
 CommonCents43: agreed
 josh___something: It's improved... I will not DEIGN to say it is great
MaddogM: They are trying  
 CommonCents43: aren't they just adding endgame now?
 A_Dub888: "Is that a Rigid Synth Core or are you happy to see me?"
 LowUpsideCJ: I'm shocked to hear that considering the original game is gone
 betweenmyself: Clear Eyes, Rigid Synthcord, Can’t Lose
 JuniorRoll: Who moved my cheese?
MaddogM: Yes I found that
 BrowneePoints: yea, the only thing i can offer to returners is...follow the new stuff it's directing you to, the rest will filter in
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 Brozard: Lens the flesh!
nova_plushie: Nah. I have Warframe if I wanna feel bloat or overwhelmed
 Twilight_Spark: They don't really explain wtf the soft cap stuff is in the NPE though, and that was really confusing for me. I had to look it up via Google, even though it's mentioned as an unexplained vocab term in the NPE.
 LowUpsideCJ: Every time I come back to destiny i trash all my gear because they've changed the perk system again
 Aquarionics: I've not played for a few years, and logging back in was a hell bath
 Planar_Snap: @nova_plushie Mood
 josh___something: Stare DEEPLY into the lens
 CommonCents43: I skipped destiny. one reason i'm watching
 josh___something: appropriately microwave-y
 RandomTrivia: That is such a good sound
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, is this the old tower CY
 shurtal: reminds me of enterprise engine noise
nova_plushie: G. you should try Warframe
 Lysander_salamander: such a fun gun
TheRaggedNoble: Rocket pistol my beloved
 CommonCents43: lol, g can tell you the enterprise sound
Edward Little: “Where is my good friend Clyde-6.”
 BrowneePoints: that's not even the neatest exotic trace anymore!
 TheDevil_Risen: that made a satisfying pop
 BrowneePoints: Warframe is even more time gated tbh
 Brozard: Trace Rifles: for when you absolutely have to blow through all of your Special Ammo
 Seth_Erickson: I think you pick between one of the two Destiny 2 or Warframe and run with it I think
 Lysander_salamander: warframe is difficult to get into anyway
virgil82: I've heard Warframe is great after the first 300 hours.
 Seth_Erickson: No living mortal has time for both
 BrowneePoints: holy shit my memory of this mission just came flooding back
 CommonCents43: youtube has ten hours of enterprise ambience if you're into that. maybe even a version without ads cause...that defeats the purpose
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we go listen to Paul McCartney?
 RandomTrivia: 
 A_Dub888: what defiled that servitor?
 TheDevil_Risen: he's doing the Vandal shuffle
 Brozard: @laserbeaks_fury not for a couple years now
 mrMorphius: Not on the good carpet!
TheRaggedNoble: It used to be the house of devils in D1, I think.
 josh___something: THunder crash >:D
Leebo140: You should T-Crash the big buy
mns2trill: behind u
Leebo140: big guy*
 Seth_Erickson: you better believe I don't let any undefiled servitors in my base
 TheDevil_Risen: ok, that walker is very Final Fantasy
mns2trill: <message deleted>behind ubehind u
 TheDevil_Risen: nice view
 shurtal: defiling a servitor sounds like something from a regency-set erotic novel
 Taveena: Cairn? Heeded. Tree? Viewed. Synthcord? Rigid. Servitor? Defiled.
 josh___something: THe traveller is still here... huh
 Suffix: I remember this.
  Texan_Reverend: @mns2trill That's not helpful, and also please don't spam the same message over and over.
 josh___something: hehehehe
 snowewolf: While highly toxic the Eliksini Taste like Crab
 betweenmyself: luckily 40 mins leaves a good amount of breathing room in this version of the mission
 MWGNZ: anyone remember the farm?
 josh___something: SAME
Leebo140: Man were those Live Events were cool
Azure: the travelers still there
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh is this the opening mission of New Light, but backwards?
 wedge_x: happening right now, sometime in the next 45-90 minutes
 Luminaire_p: I have a video of both if people want to watch
 RandomTrivia: Did they at least have announced schedules for them?
 Luminaire_p: 
  MrPhlip: I saw both of them. It was a bad idea, since they happened at like 3AM for me.
 josh___something: I wish it was, though...
 korvys: Oh hey, I never checked? Was it a circle? The final shape. There's a lot of circles in Destiny, so I bet the final shape was a circle 
TheRaggedNoble: It might as well have been called that.
 m33pn8r: @CommonCents43 I've some deep personal memories involving that 10hrs of Enterprise ambience
 A_Dub888: Is it called that because your connection is dammed?
 Taveena: @korvys No, see, LIGHT is circle, DARKNESS is triangle. Definitely a pointy final shape. *nodnod*
 TheDevil_Risen: i do like their error code names
KitBirchbark: one of steam's servers yeah
 mrMorphius: There was an zombie node in one of the steam routing layers on the US east coat
 betweenmyself: I missed the Traveler Healing event as it was during a DnD game I was DMing and I got DCed from Destiny for inactivity
 TheDevil_Risen: sounds like something I'm trying to figure out on one of our new router profils 
 TheDevil_Risen: *profiles
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey remember when Star Wars thought a major plot point should be revealed in a Fortnight event?
 BrowneePoints: End of Season of the Seraph
 ThorSokar: aka "Amazon East" where nearly everyone keeps their stuff, and when it goes down like 1/2 the internet is just broken
 Taveena: Traveler went Up
 BrowneePoints: that's when Rasputin went KABLOOEY Graham
 Luminaire_p: They're unlisted, but I'll hand them to people if I'm asked 
TheRaggedNoble: It was *extremely* jarring to see the Traveler no longer be there.
 cosarprime: @MacbethSeemsSus if only if was possible to forget....
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 Brozard: but that wasn’t a live event like the end of Season of Arrivals
 Taveena: @TheRaggedNoble I was there for the end of Season of the Seraph, and it still feels... weird, not having it there.
 RandomTrivia: What Destiny really needs is harder parkour
  MrPhlip: Hi, it's me, the weirdo that really enjoys Destiny jumping puzzles
 Luminaire_p: Same, Phlip
 Badchop: Nailed it
 damn_i_am_pretty: follow Papa Sniper
 Luminaire_p: ooh, I'd want to do the drop
 josh___something: oh yeah, we're about to meet trevor
TheRaggedNoble: @Taveena I totally understand. I've been playing since TDB and seeing that sky lack the giant ball was...it was a swerve.
 RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee!
  MrPhlip: I believe!
 josh___something: Good luck, titan
 betweenmyself: the jumping puzzles in Destiny never really bothered me, especially when they added mantling with D2
 Luminaire_p: Thundercrash would get you there
 RandomTrivia: 
 CommonCents43: I gotta cut it here, good as always, stay well ppl
 TheDevil_Risen: 
ChroniclerC: Yeah, I cheat and crack Chaos Reach when I do this on my Warlock.
Leebo140: If you have an Eager Edge sword from 30th Anniversary it makes this mission a lot easier
 josh___something: Titan jump's ONE weakness, it can't stop falling momentum
 snowewolf: Rocket man it ?
 HesGotNoPants: @lysander_salamander
 MWGNZ:   
 RandomTrivia: Well that both worked AND looked sick
 MacbethSeemsSus: That'd be useful commuting to work....
 A_Dub888: Didn't Ian try that on a different jump with a.... different result?
 Luminaire_p: do a little turn
 betweenmyself: Thundercrash, aka, sideways jump
GameSageZB: Speaking of warframe, reminds me of... Jupiter?
 TheDevil_Risen: as cam would say, Gamers don't look up 
 garfacemcgar: this is just giving me horrible guild wars 2 flashbacks
TheRaggedNoble: Oh it's almost time for everyone's favorite rogue robot.
 korvys: Big fan of Tech Connections
DoodlestheGreat: Breathing is important!
 Carlioo: hydrobros but for air
 Luminaire_p: I bet Zavala does love ventilation
 mrMorphius: It's how the Titans air out their marks
 Brozard: call me Kowloon
 TheDevil_Risen: weeeee
 Stormgod519: lol
 RandomTrivia:  
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Luminaire_p: (I'm pretty sure there were always enemies and we just don't remember them)
 Beefpants: it hurts
 RandomTrivia: Who thought this was good area design?! 
 josh___something: Ghost'll print a new body for you
 snowewolf: At this point i would not be surprised if Sabathoon made the towers blue prints
 Dreamlettuce: Will he blend?
 Beefpants: 
 betweenmyself: the red shafts of light
TheRaggedNoble: Different column.
 RandomTrivia: "Here, dive through this blender"
 mrMorphius: One of them is open, the others tell only lies
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrozenCharmingDiamondPupper-uhjtDaD9dGP4kcSz
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/PopularFrozenOysterKippa-jL0vYkL1DUAJ8I6U
 TheDevil_Risen: that's pun..ishing
 RandomTrivia: Ouch, ankles
 Beefpants: The one with the red lights, but not that one
 A_Dub888: How did the shanks get through the fans?
 korvys: Guardians aren't big fans of their ankles, huh
 Brozard: Momentuuuuuuuuum
GreyHat999: ptsd mission
 josh___something: This DEATH FAN configuration was so "good" they added this in a SECOND ACTIVITY
 ThorSokar: <really! in front of my OSHA handbook meme>
 MacbethSeemsSus: OSHA's still there but the guardians kill the inspectors
TheRaggedNoble: When you have resurrective immortality OSHA is a suggestion.
 josh___something: so true
 A_Dub888: @korvys I mean, technically Guardians are walking corpses
 Beefpants: Space Warlocks huh?
 betweenmyself: the biggest problem with Final Shape is a complete lack of bigger, scarier TR3-VR
 Taveena: Can we inflict Trevor on Graham
 Stormgod519: trevor...
 josh___something: OH, he's magical all right
TheRaggedNoble: Being a warlock meant you got to ignore the vast swathe of jumping puzzles in D1.
 Brozard: TR3-VR!
 josh___something: Oh GOOD, you remember him
 ArdCollider: the first time I was in here no one told me he could turn corners?
TheRaggedNoble: Oh this will be a delight.
 ArdCollider: I think I deafened my spouse.
 dropkickstart: Everyone loves magical Trevor, cuz the tricks that he does are ever so clever...
  MrPhlip: there is a Route:tm:
 josh___something: It's a cleaner
 Brozard: Let’s show chat Trevor
bagfullofbees: oh boy, density
 A_Dub888: Trevor is a Demon Wall?
ChroniclerC: Trevor loves hugs.
 betweenmyself: killer roomba
 RandomTrivia: Oh he BIG
Mollylele: did he just say "if anyone's watching at home"?
 IanAllenBird: oh!!
 TehAmelie: it's Trevor's personal murder hallway
 TheDevil_Risen: o lord hes big
 josh___something: TR3-VR's a helper
 mrMorphius: Yup, didn't for in there
ChroniclerC: You got thorugh the maze without getting Trevor'd.
 Taveena: It means you didn't die to Trevor!
  MrPhlip: It was for getting through the maze without meeting TR3-VR
 I_Am_Clockwork: I think its for not being eaten by trevor
 mwlsn: I missed it, can you do it again?
TheRaggedNoble: It's "extremely fun" to be running down a hallway and encounter Trevor.
 Taveena: It's Trevor's tower, we just live in it.
 RandomTrivia: *crunch*
 josh___something: at least it isn't COMPLETE death now
ChroniclerC: I'm so glad you don't die to fall damage anymore.
azurite_d: it's trevors maze, we're just visiting
 josh___something: It used to fucking KILL YOU
 mrMorphius: Trevor answers the question of what if server maintenance robot kissed a wheat thresher
 Beefpants: ow my plantar fasciitis
 korvys: The floor is lava?
 josh___something: now, it only takes 99.9999% of your health
 A_Dub888: "I got through the maze with out getting TR3-VR'd" needs to be on a T-Shirt
 shurtal: the slide turns guardians into tapinade
 TehAmelie: gold bars? how quaint
TheRaggedNoble: @korvys Partially.
 betweenmyself: super heated floor time! 
 damn_i_am_pretty: still have pallet jacks in the future. lmao
 RandomTrivia: Pfffft
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh this is going to go well
 korvys: One further? I guess?
 Twilight_Spark: I'm not huge on these types of puzzles any more. Might as well take a phone pic.
 RandomTrivia:  
 betweenmyself: *insert Indiana Jones and Last Crusade reference here*
 Stormgod519: WRONG LEVER!
 TheDevil_Risen: toasty
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why do we even have that...oh yes that why we have that lever
ChroniclerC: "Had I known I could..."  *looks directly at the camera*
 Twilight_Spark: That's just rude.
TheRaggedNoble: It is probably a bad idea to let House Salvation have some SIVA.
 Easilycrazyhat: Do they think desks just grow on trees!? Jeez.
 betweenmyself: and Dungeons
 A_Dub888: "Hey Siriks..."
Dascylus: I remember the old days, running through this and barely having 5 minutes left by the time I got here
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TheRaggedNoble: Yeah this entire fight is a Situation.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Personally, I would have just had a bunch of ammo crates before a boss encounter. That is the tradition
 varmintx0: Really into buff shanks.
 betweenmyself: the surprise addition to this boss fight is *chef’s kiss*
 CnCPOWERHOUR: Graham running double special, spicy
 I_Am_Clockwork: 5000 well, I gotta get to bed, but thanks for another fun day of strems
 Sorator13: @I_Am_Clockwork have a good sleep!
azurite_d: super?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @I_Am_Clockwork gn
 MacbethSeemsSus: I sometimes wonder why every boss has an ostentatious title and then remember character titles.....
 korvys: "Resilient shanks behind" sounds like a Dark Souls message
  Texan_Reverend: And thank YOU @I_Am_Clockwork for being here and for your generosity.
Leebo140: I now realize how easy this fight is with 3 people instead of 1
 josh___something: So... T-crash time?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Trip[mine
 Seth_Erickson: trip mines
azurite_d: good ol' tripmines
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Typical Solar Hunter expeience
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingSarcasticChoughItsBoshyTime-fGyx6Jrew-HxSv3j
TheRaggedNoble: The mines are less than ideal.
 Luminaire_p: I think this fight is much worse now
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think "house salvation" is an organization that goes door to door to preach to houses
trebuchetboy: My only issue with subathons is I want to watch all of it live but the other creators I watch do not cease making content 
 Mazrae: i kind of want to get into destiny 2 but i only have up to the witch queen expansion so i feel like i would way too behind to start now
ExtraWubs: deploy the trip mines kronk
 josh___something: LMAO
  MrPhlip: Perfectly timed
azurite_d: lol
azurite_d: so close
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sorry kid
 RandomTrivia: Bah, so rude 
 CnCPOWERHOUR: @Mazrae best time to start was before, next best time to start is now
 josh___something: that was EXTREMELY perfect timing
TheRaggedNoble: This whole encounter is basically everything the vanilla Eliksni have at once.
 Planar_Snap: @Mazrae Nah you'd be good. There's still plenty to do.
 betweenmyself: @luminaire_p the addition of the Brig after the Spider tanks is certainly annoying  on the higher difficulty
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 rhapsodyblue92: Subbython!!!
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  Serifina: Oh hey I recognize this content!
 Taveena: @Mazrae The big thing is just the missing story.
 Luminaire_p: and power matters less than ever
  Serifina: Man it's been a while since I did Zero Hour
 josh___something: a lot of the old content is still good, and  unique
 josh___something: a lot of the loot is ALSO still good
 betweenmyself: @serifina they just brought it back last season
darkstormer945: I would be happy if someone gifted me final shape
  Serifina: @betweenmyself Oh, I know. 
  MrPhlip: the ammo fairy picked it up for you
 Twilight_Spark: Coming up to full light level after soft cap still felt pretty grindy to me a year ago, though.
 Taveena: Someone should tell G how to transcend.
 josh___something: Why does siriks have a BRIG now?
 rhapsodyblue92: Hey friends, could someone direct me to a posted subathon schedule?
 Luminaire_p: Explosions often show up as architects these days
 RandomTrivia: "The Architects did it"
 IanAllenBird: game wasn't watching
 CnCPOWERHOUR: Any important story bits from between expansions are summarized pretty early on in the next expansion so you're missing some stuff but not much that ~matters~
 Taveena: @josh___something This is actually a simulation of the original scenario.
  MrPhlip: Yeah, the sky death lasers say "architects" sometimes
 Taveena: Ada-1 felt like making it harder.
  Serifina: You can revive. 
 josh___something: Oh, so I can blame ADA-1 For this
 Sorator13: There's a fun kind?
  Serifina: Honestly, the weird mech things are both fun and evil to fight
 MacbethSeemsSus: @rhapsodyblue92 There schedule's at https://loadingreadyrun.com/live. There's also a google calendar
 dumbo3k: Somebody's got a case of the mooooondaaays!
 Mazrae: i only got the game and the witch queen and another expansion for free from epic games, during one of their free games of the week, do i have to buy all of the expansions before i get the current one or can i just get the new one and it will be fine
 betweenmyself: @twilight_spark they made some changes to LL; you get drops based on the level of gear across *all* of your characters, making it faster to level three characters than it was previously
 HadesLeprechaun: the Architects remain the strongest enemy in Bungie lore
 RandomTrivia: Oh nothing good is named The Annihilation Cannon
 lightfut: Annihilation Cannon? That can't possibly be that bad
voren_chalco: THE annihilation cannon?! In this economy?!
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TheRaggedNoble: Y'know if it was me I'd have led with the Annihilation Cannon.
bagfullofbees: oh good, he exploded
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  Serifina: "Help"
 heronblademaster: At long last, we have invented the Torment Nexus, from the classic novel, Don't Invent The Torment Nexus
 Stormgod519: !advice
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 RocknGrohlNerd: @voren_chalco right? sub-optimal tbh
GreyHat999: is he going to do expert as well?
  Serifina: I remember the mad scramble to complete the mission
 Bio_Autarkis: 
 rhapsodyblue92: that is precisely how I said it!
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Leebo140: Enjoy the rest of the Destiny shinaniganerry, I need sleepies before work
 Suffix: Needs more Us.
 TehAmelie: she's putting her pores on it
 Suffix: U's
 Twilight_Spark: @betweenmyself My main thought after hitting soft cap as a total noob last year is that the game subsequently wants you to grind dailies/weeklies/etc., and I'd just like to play when I like and grind when I like if it wants me to grind.
 betweenmyself: Ada-1 is pour-over-coffeeing the data collected
 Tangsm: Well, they are inert.
 TheDevil_Risen: SIVA clusters, are they like GRANOLA clusters?
  MrPhlip: They were weekly, but all the weeks have happened
  Serifina: Outbreak is my favorite Pulse Rifle. It's so good.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where are thee programming notes?
 josh___something: They give it WEEWOO Wounds now
azurite_d: weewoo rounds
 richard_ermen: Is that a Toblerone Rifle?
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehehe
 Taveena: Mmmm. Frosted SIVA flakes.
 nova_plushie: that sure is alot of geometry on a gun
 TehAmelie: highly efficient porous data absorption
 BrowneePoints: it's still one of the best kinetic exotics in the game
 TheRaggedNoble: God, Outbreak Perfected is so cool.
 BrowneePoints: it's VERY good
Leebo140: Fun Fact: You can eventually craft Outbreak with Extended Mag and Rewind Rounds and have 70+ shots without reloading
 RocknGrohlNerd: well english is not my first language, but man, I never thought it is spelled like that. no "u". poor, pour I mean por
 leggettor: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:15 PM
 josh___something: You should crack open the pattern
azurite_d: so much destiny
 Suffix: Shenanigans!?
 Stormgod519: E E E, EEEEE
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, are we visiting the back of house?
 shurtal: It's all about the game, and how your break it
 Taveena: Gotta juice your weapon.
solarsheeptoken: breaking 4th wall?
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 josh___something: Grapple is not availabe in prismatic
 RandomTrivia: Time to rub against some geometry?
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 mrMorphius:  Kitty
 BrowneePoints: You need to buy7 that Skimmer then Graham
Mai_Andra: "Quick! You have to reset the computer!"
 BrowneePoints: Skimmers break the game in half movement wise
 shurtal: does the geometry consent?
  Serifina: Have fun breaking the game! I'm going to bed so I can go to work tomorrow. Good night. 
 betweenmyself: rub against the wall until the atoms remember that there’s so much space between them
 CptMurphey: love an old hole
theinvisiblevoice: old holes, new holes, all holes need love
azurite_d: an oldie but a goodie
 Drakas: waitr i just watched this anime
 BrowneePoints: but yea as much as you love breaking geometry and goofy movement, 100% recommend getting a Skimmer
Mai_Andra: l-lewd!
 RandomTrivia: *mrow*?
  MrPhlip: mrowl
 shurtal: CAT
 Stormgod519: me....ew....mew-
 TheDevil_Risen: reow!
azurite_d: cat!
 IanAllenBird: nyah
  MrPhlip: 
 Stormgod519: Well then!
 mrMorphius: Kitten is talkative tonight
 RocknGrohlNerd: meowdy cat
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah not how that part of sciences works but its cool
DoodlestheGreat: "It's an old hole, and it's kinda sloppy, but it still puts out." 
 Chronomos901: Hi cat!
 josh___something: KITTY!
 RandomTrivia: Hi Sniper's cat! 
 BrowneePoints: There's a couple Flashes that can do that
azurite_d: 
 SusanTD:    
 Stormgod519: Cat's about to take off
nyoomgoom: hairy baby
 AdamYMHMI: It took me a second to realize you meant Flash the character, not Flash the technology
 BrowneePoints: That's a skimmer
azurite_d:     
 BrowneePoints: they break the game
 BrowneePoints: in HALF
 LowUpsideCJ: love the tiny sparrow
 josh___something: Oh, btw. All sparrows are faster now
azurite_d: would tony hawk be a titan, warlock or hunter
 BrowneePoints: all sparrows have Always On Time speed now
ztghostie: @azurite_d def hunter
 nova_plushie: drive it like you stole it
thewicher8521:  
 TehAmelie: the sparrows have got into the coffee tank
 MacbethSeemsSus: @azurite_d Accountant
 RandomTrivia: There's just a hole! hypeLUL
 RandomTrivia: 
 betweenmyself: whoopsie doodles
 Stormgod519: hole
 TehAmelie: someone left this background in light mode
 TacitusVigil: Graham playing Destiny again?!
 RandomTrivia: 
azurite_d: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: are we trying to get to the sub sea?
ztghostie: oh man, I'm getting good memories of exploring outside halo 2 multiplayer maps
 IanAllenBird: kind of the respawn to keep you oob
 RandomTrivia: Sweet, there's just a Sub-Ocean
 TacitusVigil: Graham/Cayde 6: "Wait, Saint-14 came back and *nobody told me*?!?" 
teammanfred: Glad to see someone is finally playing D2 as it was meant to be played.
 TehAmelie: this looks so suboceanic
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: you dont say
 quton: 
 Stormgod519: FPK
 LordChrusher: Did they do this out of bounds last subathon or a different dreaming city one?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @LordChrusher I think that was a raud
 MacbethSeemsSus: raid*
 Tangsm: Accurate to trying to rescue people out of actual environmental hazards without PPE.
  MrPhlip: @LordChrusher I think that one was the one next to the blind well
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdElatedKuduCharlietheUnicorn-ynUEDxClKuYc-tuw
DoodlestheGreat: We must go deepah!
  MrPhlip: Graham, do you own Lion Rampant boots?
 josh___something: Do you have an eager edge sword?
 betweenmyself: Graham found the hole that leads out of OOB…  And stars in the pilot episode of the new Twilight Zone
 TacitusVigil: Strafe?
ArtOfStuttering: 127 Hours, off by one on both tries 
 josh___something: Strafe would be the jumping puzzle one
 quton: strafe is the faster one that gets distance
 josh___something: EGH-
 RocknGrohlNerd: so what you are telling me is that there are people that just run around, pressing their face into random objects until something gives way?
 betweenmyself: sometimes gotta feather that jump
 TacitusVigil: Fun fact: "That was the wrong button" was the original name for Destiny!
 TacitusVigil: (I have accidentally supered while trying to primatic so much lately)
 Mr_Horrible: "Gee G, how come your mom lets you have *2* destinies?" etc etc
 Mazrae: no space jump?
 betweenmyself: @rockngrohlnerd it’s a substantial part of speed running various games, yeah 
 Mr_Horrible: when will my grenade return from war
Painfully_Dyslexic: I've never played Destiny nor do I plan to any time soon, but I do enjoy watching G's shenanigans
 lenonn_2949: You can do it! 
 Asphexia42: @newavolon I wasn't even watching the stream and then I saw someone gifted a sub to me. Thanks! Also mornings everyone from eu timezone
 RandomTrivia: Awww
 SnackPak_: boo!
 josh___something: If you have the lion rampants exotic, it would extend your lift timer
 TehAmelie: we still can't Air Control, after all these years ;_;
 IanAllenBird: lmfao
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
 Asphexia42: 
SheGoat_of_Dorchester: 
 josh___something: Yoshi'd XD
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 quton: hahah
 heckengine: loooool
 Mr_Horrible: seems like a strong idea tho
 Mazrae: almost
 betweenmyself: Phun with Physics 
 Mr_Horrible: a later jump might do it
 quton: one sword swing could to do the trick too
 RubikDarkwill: Get Yoshi-ed Foxmar!
 TacitusVigil: Can you grapple to Foxmar while they grind?
 mrMorphius: King of the world
 Mr_Horrible: "An attack against the Core is imminent!" "Not now, we're busy"
 TacitusVigil: Or the rocket grapple trick?
 josh___something: You can spawn sparrow to maybe extend jump?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @betweenmyself speedrunning right, you are right
  MrPhlip: if you own Lion Rampant it'll give you more jump power
 MacbethSeemsSus: with consent
 TacitusVigil: Rampants are a good solution too, good call Phlip
 RocknGrohlNerd: get Alex, he is so very good with out of bounds stuff 
 josh___something: Gib pant
 TheDevil_Risen: WOOOO
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: first try!
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 Luminaire_p: Rampant: it's a heraldry thing
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 RocknGrohlNerd:  
  MrPhlip: yeah, it's "rampant", the heraldry thing, not "ramparts", the architecture thing
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 RocknGrohlNerd: 1st try
 MacbethSeemsSus: Easy*
 measureofhope: "simple"
 josh___something: It "SHOULDN'T"
voren_chalco: That is a very couched statement
 RandomTrivia: WHEEEEEE
 dumbo3k: "shouldn't" explode
 quton: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: shouldn´t, yes
 josh___something: 
 chrono2x: just barely
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: *boop*
 TheDevil_Risen: nice sub ocean
 TehAmelie: tumbling, tumbling down
  MrPhlip: !addquote (SniperPumpkin) [now] It shouldn't explode when you hit the ground.
  LRRbot: New quote #9050: "It shouldn't explode when you hit the ground." —SniperPumpkin [2024-07-16]
 measureofhope: Spinning is a neat trick
 RocknGrohlNerd: @MrPhlip good qoute 
 Mr_Horrible: "AAAA-"
 Mazrae: grapple to the wall?
  MrPhlip: G: Stop holding W when you pull out the sparrow
 Mazrae: to get closer?
 betweenmyself: the trick is to miss the ground entirely
 nova_plushie: G on his first day of flying school
 Mr_Horrible: we all bore witness to it
 TehAmelie: that sparrow did not take off
 chrono2x: Do you need to be off to one side?
 ThorSokar: WHAT was that
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteOptimisticPterodactylDansGame-TtJSo7JoUmvm-8kY
 Mr_Horrible: I like how you're summoning and then failing to mount the sparrow
 josh___something: Huh...
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringSleepyAlligatorPeteZarollTie-h0StVPSpz2ry45kK
 damn_i_am_pretty: has he tried reaching out with the force?
 josh___something: You can... Equip a sword maybe?
 Mr_Horrible: that narrow spit of land
 josh___something: Try to do a couple sword swings to get some distance?
 betweenmyself: still have Grapple grenade equipped…
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulGenerousKoalaCharlieBitMe-5dFoaFXMbpfsT2pR
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's some good ragdoll
 Mr_Horrible: a real Tony Hawk death
 HadesLeprechaun: this is...not intended, right?
 Stormgod519: Cannonball!
 betweenmyself: @hadesleprechaun a bit unintended, yes
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/FastFancyRhinocerosHumbleLife-TTkKgV3SBDH43xDF
 chrono2x: Off to the right just a bit
 Mazrae: aim for the broken part of the bridge
midnightcurryjazz: Little more to the left
 Mazrae: maybe??
 Mangledpixel: boop
 Mr_Horrible: is it killing all your forward momentum when you summon the sparrow?
 SuitablyEpic: aim left?
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 Luminaire_p: I think you're hitting some debris
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
 Luminaire_p: that might not be visible
 Mangledpixel: How goes the Derstinies?
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do you lose forward momentum on the sparrow?
 josh___something: Nooooo
 RandomTrivia: *DONK*
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
BrindleBoar: close!
 josh___something: So close D:
 Mr_Horrible: "BOINK"
 SnackPak_: missed it by that much
 TehAmelie: when you hit the edge of the pool
 betweenmyself: robbed!
  MrPhlip: bonk
 Mr_Horrible: 
LathosTiran: boink
 josh___something: Aww, we hit the teleport zone D:
 SnackPak_: impressive
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 TheDevil_Risen: impressive
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtisticTrustworthyMarrowRitzMitz-yoZXPS5tzkfn7FPb
 TehAmelie: that move had to be useful to a speedrunner
 josh___something: Campaign is fun
 RandomTrivia: I do love the various, sometimes nested Sub-Oceans that can be found
 TehAmelie: campaigns get champagne
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortSoftFungusNomNom-NatzkvADVUg8a59C
 BrowneePoints: I love that Outbreak is still a reasonable boss strat on several bosses
AquariumPrime: alright back from finishing my ff14 raids, how is the G-star doing?>
wraithbrood: What game is this
 BrowneePoints: yep. That's why it's still a good Boss wep with a fireteam of em
 TehAmelie: damn nanomachines
 TehAmelie: @AquariumPrime just made it through some 15 minutes of out of bounds maze running
 RandomTrivia: 
Carrion Crow: @wraithbrood Destiny 2, if I'm not mistaken.
Ironwater: so close
 TehAmelie: or, that wasn't where we were going huh
 SnackPak_: so close
 RandomTrivia: Oooooh
 TheDevil_Risen: spare sub ocean 
 TheDevil_Risen: nice
 Luminaire_p: One of the Ascendant Challenges, I think
 RandomTrivia: 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 josh___something: You can try to use your melees
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: oh no
 josh___something: 
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo pointy rock!
 TehAmelie: the 1 hp!
neatnamebro: fizzicks
  MrPhlip: Never (asterisk)
 josh___something: Can't die to momentum based damage
 TheDevil_Risen: sub, sub ocean!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongLitigiousZucchiniPrimeMe-nAAYCo9zTWbldAJ5
 josh___something: (specific trap obstacles exclided)
 BrowneePoints: You can watch it on Talking Sim!
 josh___something: The travussy
 Stormgod519: alright, i gtg. take care chat, and take care G. love the content as always
 BrowneePoints: It got a Traveler Cloaca cut into it
 SnackPak_: 
 IanAllenBird: : (
 heckengine: like the puzzle video game?
bagfullofbees: ball friend has triangle problem
 TehAmelie: ah, that's how we got those round triangle fries
 Jakelope13: He put a triangle in the circle hole?
 TheDevil_Risen: sounds like their a bit of a square
 PsychoI3oy: just shapes and beats?
 BrowneePoints: it now has a Travelussy
 varmintx0: No one said I'd need to know geometry.
 TheDevil_Risen: making a triangular hole in the big circle
 nova_plushie: i dont play destiny. is the witness that megamind looking ass dude?
 josh___something: The pale heart portal, aka the travussy 
 RandomTrivia: Better than Triangle friend having ball problem 
 quton: yeah witness is the megamind with a white smoky head
OVERKiLL!: 🤔
 josh___something: You are INFLICTED with shapes, yeah
 lightfut: Did they shape aggressively in your direction?
  MrPhlip: circle + triangle = cone, circle + square = cylinder, normal maths
 TehAmelie: my favorite part is still the spaceship squad. just so funny to me everyone's going in their own space car when you traverse the solar system together
Hupfen: so we're saying that Triangle Man hates Person Man
 josh___something: So true, ghost
 wedge_x: <bungie dev> I didn't want to make it body horror. <same bungie dev> *makes everything hands*
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait Cayde?
 josh___something: It's not JUST body horror
 heronblademaster: the same dev that left the feet off the skeletons
CAKHost: Is Graham's Ghost in an Orb for Ghost crimes?
 betweenmyself: @macbethseemssus yeah, he’s a bit less dead these days
 josh___something: Oh yeah, cayde's un-killed
 SuitablyEpic: I thought Cayde died?
OVERKiLL!: Particle Man Particle Man 🥊
 SuitablyEpic: wild
 heckengine: so how many shapes are there if we now have a final one
  MrPhlip: He died a bit, but he got better
 TehAmelie: if you can get Nathan Fillion you can bring someone back from the dead
 josh___something: He's TECHNICALLY back to life
 Mr_Horrible: "Cayde's not here, man"
 josh___something: Kinda
 Luminaire_p: Cayde is a Light projection of himself
 TacitusVigil: They pulled him back in
 SnackPak_: it's complicated
pimiento: NoNo
 LowUpsideCJ: Nathan Fillion is actually one of the best nathan fillion impersonators so you're right about that one
 heckengine: @Luminaire_p are we not all projections of light of ourselves
 TehAmelie: i think he's really bad at any other impersonations so it evens out
 betweenmyself: it def won’t happen during this stream, but it’d be cool if Graham could find a way to do his first Excision run on stream in the future
 Jakelope13: @heckengine Speak for yourself, I'm non-baryonic
Kamotetop: What was the trick to the traversal earlier?
 varmintx0: nice save
 heckengine: nice save
 Kipstar: that's the end of *that* sparrow
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 BrowneePoints: Their*
 IanAllenBird: that would fix me
 Mr_Horrible: Witness is the only remaining Salad Fingers stan
 heckengine: the handness
 Ritaspirithntr: So The Witness is an Esper mage? Got it.
 kristian_fischer: Like The Traveler stepped on a huge LEGO brick.
 dumbo3k: @IanAllenBird For certain definitions of "fix"
 ArdCollider: The Witness having a real thing for installation art was *not* what I was expecting.
 SuitablyEpic: is the witness from the lands between?
 nova_plushie: i see all kinds a of shapes
 BrowneePoints: Sundance
 LowUpsideCJ: I realized the same thing!
 quton: our's name is Ghost
 Pywodwagon: his name is Dinklebot
 josh___something: Ghost likes his name
Valoopy: I call my ghost Ulysses :3
 chrono2x: Give it a name, Graham
 Luminaire_p: There are several otehrs
 SnackPak_: Ghost tried their best
 SuitablyEpic: Because we are boring
 josh___something: He's basically "norman"
 TehAmelie: the same name for every guardian's ghost, dang
 quton: it kinda goes with our name, Guardian...
 heckengine: the curse of the generic mmo protagonist
 Mr_Horrible: The Traveler: "I didn't think this through. Etoh... bleh."
 nova_plushie: they were big Fan of Ghost the band
 Ciijay: I was gonna say - are we just rude and never give our Ghost a name?
 Jakelope13: I always thought the Ghosts gave themselves their names, and your Ghost is just.... kinda unimaginative
 betweenmyself: this is my dog, “Dog” and my Daughter, “Daughter”
  adi_pie: They have also mentioned it in some lore bits, but yeah
 TehAmelie: the narrative doesn't make us the chosen one, right? it acknowledges there's legions of guardians?
 LowUpsideCJ: It still scares me every time i speak in game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Strong John Wick vibe
LathosTiran: sometimes a DM runs out of names
 Renkai_116: was with the ship will it fly
 josh___something: Ghosts can also name themselves
  adi_pie: They do also mention that some Ghosts want to be named and some prefer to pick their own names.
 wedge_x: Foresaken
 Pywodwagon: It was something about revenge for Cayde
 Mr_Horrible: forsaken, wasn't it?
Astramentha: that wizard came from the moon
 josh___something: Shadowkeep?
 Luminaire_p: Yes they did
 terribleplan: "Sir, to give the Covenant back their bomb."
BrindleBoar: yeah it was something after Cayde died
  adi_pie: Yeah, we talked in the base game
virgil82: First Voiced line I know of was the start of Forsaken
 BrowneePoints: Forsaken is the first imte in d2
 Jakelope13: @TehAmelie According to the game, there are thousands of Guardians, but your Guardian just happens to keep getting involved in world-shaping events
Mai_Andra: Guardian was voiced in the original Destiny
 TehAmelie: ah
EvilBadman: "Sir, starting this fight"
LathosTiran: "those shoes are out of season."
 RandomTrivia: 
 TacitusVigil: "Hey look, it's the Guardian of Renown, Crota's End, Slayer of Oryx  and Calus, who resurrected Saint-14 from the dead. You know, the idiot that calls their ghost "Ghost" " 
 quton: there are some voice lines in New light mission now. back when I started I think the first time was Forsaken missions
LathosTiran: 
 LowUpsideCJ: Jak Theft Auto
 heckengine: Only Theory
 heckengine: No Praxis
 quton: after that it was Shadowkeep campaign
 BrowneePoints: 2 was big city edgy edgy edgy
 BrowneePoints: mega edgy
 BrowneePoints: 5 too edgy
Mai_Andra: The original release of Destiny had voiced lines for the player characters.  But then they didn't have any for a long time, and it became I meme.  Then a few expansions into D2 they suddenly started talking again.
 LowUpsideCJ: 3 had more driving but less grand theft auto
 heckengine: jak and edgester
 Ciijay: There's a HUGE backstory behind that
 Mazrae: JTA and dax was there as well
 Mr_Horrible: now they unfortunately only know how to make 1 game
  MrPhlip: Original Destiny had 6 voice actors for the PC, male and female for each race... and they just couldn't afford to keep it up
 BrowneePoints: Hey Sony
 BrowneePoints: MAKE ANOTHER SLY COOPER DAMNIT
Sareaesque: I dunno, Lost Frontier was pretty pants
 lightfut: G has many questions to axe
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints Subathon stretch goal
 TehAmelie: let me SHOOT you a few questions oh no wait
 nova_plushie: g has and axe to grind
nyoomgoom: traveler but it's a precursor orb
 Mr_Horrible: traveler but it's an orb from the amnesia games
 BrowneePoints: Immaru
 Twilight_Spark: Ghost?
 BrowneePoints: OH you didn't say the stupid ghost with the good name
 LowUpsideCJ: Pulled Screeb
 Mazrae: ghost with the most??
 SuitablyEpic: pulled pork is a great name
 TehAmelie: the problem with pulled pork is if you pull it too far you get long pork
cranky_geek: God i love that gun and i hate sidearms
 lightfut: This gun is giving noisy cricket vibes
Mai_Andra: I miss Peter Dinklage ghost.  It still sounds off, even after all this time...
 Jakelope13: "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" Then leave a note?
 wedge_x: I love that The Call just looks like a price gun
ComradeMik: i don't miss dinklebot. he's a talented actor, but it was not his best work.
cranky_geek: @mai_andra dinkbot shall live in our hearts forever
 BrowneePoints: I think if he had 10% more voice direction it would've landed better
  adi_pie: Still sad they didn't keep Cree Summer for my lady Exo, but the one they kept is still very good
Painfully_Dyslexic: are "ghost" sentient?
 Hawkwreak: Like being in Toxic Avenger!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Especially at the height of Game of Thrones
CanvasWolfDoll: nathan filion?
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Cree Summer Who is hyped for Legend of Vox Machina season 3!
 Mr_Horrible: "Pete, read these lines" "Why?" "We'll tell you when we know"
 Pywodwagon: He had another thing where the writers didn't know what they were doing that paid a lot more money
 Ritaspirithntr: @browneepoints I AM!!!
 Ritaspirithntr: also for M9 animated!!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @BrowneePoints I may have missed season two, but now I am 
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of chat, I highly recommend the Critical Role cartoon. it's just very good all around. An Adult Cartoon that isn't needlessly edgy!?
 BrowneePoints: in 202x!?
 LowUpsideCJ: Personally I'm stunned they're gonna make you stand in a circle for a mission
 RockPusher: How goes things? Have we identified the final shape yet? Is it perhaps the ever reliable oblate spheroid? Maybe even the more spicy prolate spheroid?
cranky_geek: Witch queen legendary almost killed my soul
Artificer_Evan: oh it is bed time goodbye
 BrowneePoints: It was but they screwed up the scaling the first time around
 BrowneePoints: it was the first attempt at legend campaign
 coronax_cj: I've been going through the 3-man legendary and it's been pretty reasonable.
  MrPhlip: from my experience, 2 people is the sweet spot
 coronax_cj: Waaaay better than witch queen.
 quton: double is way harder due to scaling, and your duo just don't have enough damage. it's not GM level but noticeably more difficult than single or full team
 BrowneePoints: but yea. Witch Queen was first attempt at Legend Campaign and the dial was WAY too up
  MrPhlip: honestly I'd order it 2-player > 1-player > 3-player
  adi_pie: How dare you use the mechanics they give you
  adi_pie: The nerve
  MrPhlip: that said, I also did TFS both solo and 3-player and the 3-player version wasn't nearly as bad as I remember from previous expacs
 Mr_Horrible: *drags cigarette* "I use ze summON... I block... eez fine..." 
 RockPusher: Blocking‽ In a souls game‽
 MacbethSeemsSus: You're doing it wrong if you're clearing bosses
 josh___something: It's a LITTLE bid
 ReverseCreations: I too would say I am not good at Elden Ring >_<
 josh___something: Little bit*
 Natural_Ones_Only: Graham's Alter Ego: Let Me Solo Him
 BrowneePoints: Have you played Lies of P or Crab Souls yet Graham?
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 BrowneePoints: Highly Recommend Both
 Chronomos901: Curse you [SPOILER]
Mai_Andra: Have you seen the woman who's been using EKG sensors to play Elden Ring with her mind?
 SuitablyEpic: the summons are very obviously intended
ComradeMik: if fromsoft wanted you to use all the tools they put in the game, they wouldn't have put them in the game to force you to mod them in
EvilBadman: Tank with shield got a bit of boost with items so that build is quite good for most encounters
 Mr_Horrible: if you enjoyed Elden Ring you will probably enjoy SotE since it's essentially From dialing all its normal stuff to 11
 Sorator13: the black knight quiche summon
 Sorator13: I want one of those
cspacefeet: from across the house I heard "tiche" and I had to come and agree. Tiche is fantastic.
 Mr_Horrible: their official stance is "Whatever gets the job done"
 Krektogar: play whatever way is fun for you I would say
 BrowneePoints: I have Elonora's Poleblade and Mimic Tear
 LowUpsideCJ: I watched adam play through with hunting horn and it seems like an excellent dlc I'll never buy
  adi_pie: I did laugh that they fixed a bug where bosses would heal the HP Tiche had drained when her debuff ran out lol
 BrowneePoints: BLOOD EVERYWHERE BABY!
 Mr_Horrible: the Scadutree scaling when applied to mimic tear can get very  funny
 Natural_Ones_Only: Best character incoming
 josh___something: BEST GIRL!
  MrPhlip: Knowing nothing about the game, I assume "bloody tear" is a buff tha tmakes the game play Castlevania music
 TacitusVigil: YOu'll find out
Basic_Human_Decency: witch one?
EvilBadman: Blood build with one of the new weapons and tear absolutely bully vanilla bosses
 quton: ghost marks a secret, shh
 Mr_Horrible: @MrPhlip *Underground Waterway intensifies*
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 cranky_geek: she's pretty chill
 Luminaire_p: If you shoot them, you gain a LOT of energy
 BrowneePoints: and you've gotta do light damage and dark damage to power your transcendence
 BrowneePoints: outside of just popping them
 Luminaire_p: Luzaku was from a lore tab in Witch Queen
  adi_pie: Also voiced by Mara Sov
ImmortalLen: F
AquariumPrime: Fun puddles
RoeDent89: F
 MaddestScientist: i haven't played since like 2019, wtf is this gun lol
 BrowneePoints: it shoots micro rockets Maddest
 BrowneePoints: special ammo pistol
 josh___something: Moth infested caverns 
 Mr_Horrible: pretty sure if you Handle your Stigma on twitch that's a 90-day ban
  MrPhlip: When I didn't know what the cysts were yet, and saw people talking about the "moth cyst", I was extremely concerned
 betweenmyself: got the 4 minutes Moth cyst with a build based around Heartshadow’s Invis
 BrowneePoints: It's fricken Bats
 TehAmelie: it's called stigMA not stick-somewhere-else
 BrowneePoints: I love HalloWitness
 FinalShowFilms: Stigma balls - The Witness, Presumably
AquariumPrime: is this another dungeon?
 BrowneePoints: lost ssector
  MrPhlip: @AquariumPrime This is part of the story campaign
 MacbethSeemsSus: *pew pew*
AquariumPrime: oohh
 BrowneePoints: lil mini mini dungeon you can repeat over and over
 BrowneePoints: and the campaign makes you do all of them over the course of it @AquariumPrime
Jacob Visscher: density!
MaddogM: It's just wasted fire
AquariumPrime: inteserting
 josh___something: She talks funny cause she found enlightenment in the pale heart
AquariumPrime: I tried to get into Destiny at onepaint and just couldn't
AquariumPrime: but the story is really intersting
Jacob Visscher: i have really gotten into destiny (lore video's) recently
 Sorator13: kitty!
 Natural_Ones_Only: So precious
pimiento: she sounds like one of the emotions from Disco Elysium
 TehAmelie: Gardener vs Guardian?
 HesGotNoPants: That npc sounds like a horny asthmatic
 MaddestScientist: wait cayde?
 dumbo3k: Stretchin'
 josh___something: They say "this one" cause right now, they are luzaku. But on the next rez, they might be different
 Chronomagistrate: @AquariumPrime Same. I mostly watch my friends play for the lore/story
AquariumPrime: Wait isn't Cayde dead?
 BrowneePoints: Cayde got suddenly resurrected at the start of this campaign
 ArdCollider: I love that she just hangs out Hive stimmin' while Cayde puts Crow through this.
 BrowneePoints: Crow got into the traveler
robin morrison: Luzaku best friend
robin morrison: shes growing a little tree here
 BrowneePoints: suddenly cayde was there
 cranky_geek: Undead gunslinger
AquariumPrime: I am SO confused XD
 josh___something: XD
 Beefpants: Raziel? is that you?
 CaptainSpam: And there's another voice whispering "Tom Servo!"...
 BrowneePoints: Graham's already played over it at the first mission
 josh___something: Traveler 1 on 1 time!
 BrowneePoints: but our Ghost basically called Cayde a "Living Ghost" somehow
robin morrison: He gets ONE
ComradeMik: that's cool and all, but what happened to the Colonel
 BrowneePoints: whatever resurrection he had makes him very similar to being a Ghost, at least energy wise
 Luminaire_p: Colonel is living in the tower near Amanda's old spot
 josh___something: The Colonel chillin at the cayde memorial statue, IIRC
 josh___something: One of those spots
 BrowneePoints: Not the ElikSquee!
 josh___something: 1000 intellect Ikora with her instant supers 
 cranky_geek: Freaky staring at your own body
SmashTCG: theres one more...
 BrowneePoints: Sundance 
 TehAmelie: by the way who made all the robots with such articulated, expressive faces? even the ghosts
 TheDevil_Risen: ummm
 BrowneePoints: Clovis Bray made the Exos @TehAmelie
ComradeMik: Is Sundance voice by Cortana?
 BrowneePoints: Basically Future Elon Musk if he had an actual super brain
 Beefpants: wait... the Destiny universe is the server thing from SOMA 
 TehAmelie: ha
 josh___something: And the witness found us...
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 cranky_geek: Unibrow
Jacob Visscher: is this Echoes content?
 TheDevil_Risen: damm
 matthaus_c: Sun-done
SmashTCG: its death
 Twilight_Spark: Okay
 josh___something: RIP sundance... Again
 Beefpants: then everyone died the end *credits*
 DaSunao: 
 BrowneePoints: stupid Light and always having to be cryptic and stuff
 Twilight_Spark: Shouldn't have taken those hallucinogens.
 Luminaire_p: Wizard Girlfriend
 Beefpants: "Who? Oh."
Basic_Human_Decency: snackrifice
 Beefpants: Wizaifu
 josh___something: Luzaku gets it
 TehAmelie: she does sound a bit like Limbic System
 BrowneePoints: Luzaku is a Sis-Bro
 TehAmelie: or they
  MrPhlip: This one cannot control them. What do you think we are, some sort of hive mi- oh wait, I understand why you'd think that.
 BrowneePoints: Luzaku is a She
SmashTCG: was gonna warn
 josh___something: Luzaku used to be an acolyte, btw
 BrowneePoints: They are Megamind
 BrowneePoints: fear them
 LowUpsideCJ: My favorite fortnite skin
 matthaus_c: the Witnace
 Natural_Ones_Only: It's a cutie
 Mazrae: that cutscene was crazy
 Luminaire_p: The Witness also is referred to by "It" pronouns
 Beefpants: Even Zorbs are getting ChatGPT these days
 josh___something: The witness uses it/its and we sometimes
BreadGuyTV: I ordered the 20th aniversary Hoodie and it arrives tomorrow so excited thank you LRR
 cranky_geek: It's one eyebrow is the deadliest thing in the universe
 Luminaire_p: because the community is bad at that
DoodlestheGreat: "I was hoping the last word was 'mayonnaise.'"
 BrowneePoints: Ah it is Its? I thought it was They/Them cuz of the whole Gestalt entity thing
 Twilight_Spark: Hot
  MrPhlip: @DoodlestheGreat Basically the same
 ThorSokar: BONES you say 
 Beefpants: Weasley is trapped inside that ball
 josh___something: The witness uses WE, when referred to the first person
 BrowneePoints: It is literally billions of lives fused together
 BrowneePoints: into one gestalt being
SmashTCG: well, with only one notible exeption
 Beefpants: Witness what
 Beefpants: Up in the gym working on my witness
 kataanglover1: One very notable exception
  TXC2: speaking of we, it's thee, Hello everybody
Valoopy: the CAYDEnce
  MrPhlip: The Witness's position is that, if you're able to use a third-person pronoun to refer to it, then you haven't been final shaped enough
 josh___something: Well, TECHNICALLY yeah. But that's not hereyet
 MacbethSeemsSus: Love Keith David but still, RIP Lance Riddick 
ComradeMik: Zavala's ghost is called Targe?
 Luminaire_p: Hi, James Urbaniak
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello TXC2 
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 Mazrae: oh what this looks like is Fallout: Space Age
ComradeMik: of course it is.
  TXC2: hi RocknGrohlNerd
 josh___something: Yep, targe is zavala's ghost
 RandomTrivia: Morning TXC2!
 TheDevil_Risen: we're all made of the same stuff though... technically
  TXC2: hi RandomTrivia
 TheDevil_Risen: heya @TXC2
 BrowneePoints: Yes Zavala's ghost is literally named Shield
 Luminaire_p: I can't believe Rusty Venture is Zavala's Ghost 
  TXC2: hi TheDevil_Risen
 Beefpants: this has a real soap-y feel to it
DoodlestheGreat: "Well, I need to do my taxes, and to walk the dog..."
 DandyGeek: Robot bones!
 Natural_Ones_Only: How were you not subbed
BOTHthosearetaken: is that doctor venture talking to Goliath?
 LowUpsideCJ: @Luminaire_p This honestly threw me off when I played through this campaign
 nova_plushie: you werent a sub to your own job?
 betweenmyself: the reason for the Witness’s pluralized pronouns is explained during a previous Season that Graham may have missed
 Twilight_Spark: The information density in these story beats is too damn low.
 Luminaire_p: GM is going to be HELL
ComradeMik: pretty sure graham being subbed is just losing money to amazon
 Mr_Horrible: !card Challenging Strike
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 HadesLeprechaun: If someone was gonna replace Lance Redick, I'm glad it was Kieth David
 RedtheLily: Dont get high off your own supply i guess
 Mr_Horrible: dinger
 Sorator13: @Natural_Ones_Only Well, it doesn't make a ton of sense for you to give Twitch money in order to give yourself some of that money
 Renkai_116: thats fair lol
 josh___something: XD
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 Mr_Horrible: also yeah, it just gives twitch 3 bucks a month
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 nova_plushie: but you get 1 extra sub number
 Mazrae: the broken down bridge with all of the broken cars really remind me of fallout
 TehAmelie: but you're a partner, so you get back some of that right?
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Also, the Witness is Brett Dalton, who was in Until Dawn and was Ward in Agents of SHIELD
 Luminaire_p: There are breakpoints that would be worth it but LRR isn't at one of those
  TXC2: capitalism is just net loses all the way down
 TacitusVigil: Entropy
 matthaus_c: does Prime subbing to yourself count as a cashback
 RocknGrohlNerd: mainly down
plundypops: Luzaku sounds like the reptilian brain from Disco Elysium
 BrowneePoints: Brett's job as the Witness is FANTASTIC
 Krektogar: also presumably you'd have to pay taxes on the part of the money you get back
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 RedtheLily: 100 100 100 100
 TacitusVigil: We should see if we can find someone to help us get rid of Entropy. 
 Luminaire_p: I can't believe that he does ALL the Witness's voices
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, in this particular situation, it's a net loss of money AND an additional minute labor.
 Renkai_116: o7
 Mr_Horrible: RIP to a real one
 dumbo3k: o7
ComradeMik: Oh Lance 
  TXC2: when's Peter Dinklige coming back? 
  Texan_Reverend: minute of labor*
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
SmashTCG: Targe also voiced by Notible VA James Urbaniak, know for many Good voices like dr.Venture from venture bros and Dr.Mobus from Falout new vegas
 RedtheLily: How far are we from the cap?
 LowUpsideCJ: Big Titan boots to fill
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Texan_Reverend still labor 
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 We don't talk about those timelines Elsie came from.
 BrowneePoints: Mara Junot
 BrowneePoints: I think
 Luminaire_p: correct
 ThorSokar:  Lance, you were amazing
  TXC2: TacitusVigil  my bad 
Basic_Human_Decency: elsie is from destiny 3
ComradeMik: Tina Gorres
 josh___something: I forgot that Ikora's VA was changed
 KharadBanar: Liminality: Drain the Purulence
 Luminaire_p: You can count the number of originals left on one hand at this point
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 J/k of course 
 cranky_geek: I'm glad he did his own voice and they kept Lance's voice in the tower
 BrowneePoints: I wonder if he's gonna replace Lance in Legend of Vox Machina as well
 MacbethSeemsSus: Keith David's got so unique a voice he it'd be rough just copying Lance Reddick
 RandomTrivia: "It goes in the skull hole!"
 Mr_Horrible: mechanics are for cars, I'm just here for dps 
 Twilight_Spark: I put ball in skull every morning
pimiento: ahh, the ol' skullball play
ComradeMik: put ball in circle is classic destiny
 BrowneePoints: Keith DOES have a unique voice, but it's VERY similar to Lance's cadence
 josh___something: We're wishing again!
SmashTCG: im sure its nothing
 BrowneePoints: which is WHY he was cast
  MrPhlip: Zavala is having a normal one
 BrowneePoints: When Keith yells he sounds like himself, but when he talks his timbre and cadence is similar to Lance's
SmashTCG: it is
 cranky_geek: That sidearm is putting in the work
 BrowneePoints: Yep I had to queue in 4 times on launch week
 Luminaire_p: I really hope the Voice Lines aren't so present in the GM. It can be so frustrating hearing the same lines all the time
 nova_plushie: speaking of VA's, Warframe recently added internet funny man and cool person Gianni Matragrano
 ArdCollider: week one we got 12 minutes into it with no dialogue or anything else and just figured it was super tense or something
 Luminaire_p: Wallhamkara
 Drakas: did the traveler give power to the ahamkara
 josh___something: A few days of this expansion was... ROUGH
 Mr_Horrible: the Witness sure thinks about them
 Mazrae: Metroid??
 josh___something: You ever just think about holes?
 TheDevil_Risen: is that some sort of eldritch horror frozen in ice?
 ThorSokar: something something salid fingers?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePoints True, mostly meant I'm glad he didn't try and copy Lance and instread took his own approach
 LowUpsideCJ: Do not combine the hand thoughts and squid thoughts
DoodlestheGreat: You ever just think about crackers?
  TXC2: I'm now thinking of what if Lance Riddick had replaced Keith David in his roles, and thinking of Lance in They Live 
ComradeMik: pretty sure ahamkara were their own kind of power separate from the traveller
Basic_Human_Decency: the things one could do with tentacle fingers...
 Mr_Horrible: it'll be like the Resident Evil movie commentary tracks, where it's Mila and the Director of Photography just remembering really good sandwiches they got during filming
 BrowneePoints: but yea Lance also voices the main villain for Legend of Vox Machina Seasons 2 and 3, but died shortly after the airing of Season 2 so....I have no idea what's gonna happen there and they haven't announced the replacement
 josh___something: *bunch of explosions*, *single floating green yarn ball left in the wreckage*
 Twilight_Spark: I didn't get to see my question though.
 BrowneePoints: Also chat, when you get the chance, look up Lance Reddick's "Toys R Me" sketch for Funny or Die.
 BrowneePoints: that sketch is BRILLIANT
 TheDevil_Risen: well imo they are the hardest part of a body to draw
 Twilight_Spark: to axe* my question. Dammit autocorrect.
 Mr_Horrible: it's not *not* about the traveler
 Mazrae: this canyon is just trying to give you a "hand" through it
 TehAmelie: @Mr_Horrible funny, cause the Resident Evil Apocalypse commentary has MIlla and the leading man "eating" sandwiches and also laughing so hard they almost die
 josh___something: Why'd you do that, foxmar?
MaddogM: The floor is lava?
 BrowneePoints: Make Graham do the thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Good advice
 betweenmyself: I believe the lava here is technically puss
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie honestly this might be what I'm remembering. Very charming, regardless
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 josh___something: I mean, YEAH...I GUESS
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bagfullofbees: that's the sort of always applicable advice I like to hear
 BrowneePoints: 
Ivannorr: If I had a nickel for every time Keith David voiced a video game character on the late night block portion of the LRR sub-a-thon I would have two nickels.
 BrowneePoints: Legend of the HIDDEN TEMPLE BABY
 TehAmelie: well i gotta watch the first one now
 Mr_Horrible: welcome to Toxic Tower, you're playing DKC2 now
 cranky_geek: My name is byf said it wss pus from the witness infection
 BrowneePoints: The other one crushes you!
SmashTCG: it has a timer
 wedge_x: it times out
 josh___something: Timer
SmashTCG: go do the other one
SmashTCG: its fun
 BrowneePoints: The left hallway trash compacts you and it scared the piss out of me
SmashTCG: its got a nice portal
 Mr_Horrible: that's a^al
 BrowneePoints: Xivu Arath technically is still a servant of The Witness
 BrowneePoints: so yes Tomb Ships
 josh___something: We should really stop, but desperate times...
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian have you watched Twin Peaks yet?"
 BrowneePoints: so chat, those Tangle guys
 Mr_Horrible: "It's really good, Guardian"
 BrowneePoints: hurl a slingshot at you
 LowUpsideCJ: "Catch this mixup guardian"
 BrowneePoints: if it hits you, after a second you BOING in their direction
SmashTCG: maybe another color
 Lord_Hosk: Just jump into the creepy yellow eye
 Luminaire_p: Those were houseplants
 TacitusVigil: Zavala is getting understandably worn down.
SmashTCG: a single accent color
 MacbethSeemsSus: Solid emerald, way higher than $2k
 Mr_Horrible: yeah but what else are you doing with your glimmer
 Mr_Horrible: be honest
 Mazrae: maybe some poppies for some colour
 ThorSokar: communal bathroom with no stalls and just a row of holes in a slab
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Heated Floors
  TXC2: ThorSokar  so communal outhouse then? 
 BrowneePoints: They were just gonna add 2
 BrowneePoints: but then revamped it into an entirely new faction
Basic_Human_Decency: like ye olde roman toilets
 Luminaire_p: Weavers
 LowUpsideCJ: Can't beat the price on amankhara wishes, slight taken infestation reported
 josh___something: Fuck BOTH the strand and stasis psions
MaddogM: Isn't G a strand guy?
 Twilight_Spark: The floor is lava I guess
 varmintx0: Famous early '90s plattformer Funky Bat Dudes.
 josh___something: They hit SO hard for something so huge
 josh___something: Err, small
 BrowneePoints: Took Psions and reconfigured them
SmashTCG: various Races from the wintesses past
 ThorSokar: @TXC2 The rich people words are "Roman Style"
SmashTCG: the bats are the least know
SmashTCG: n
 Luminaire_p: I think part of it is the Cabal cloning program, too
  MrPhlip: putting a bunch of the strand attendants in the raid encounters that want you to stand in a specific place sure was a choice
  TXC2: ThorSokar  
Basic_Human_Decency: so the witness is the german guy and we're fighting the human centipedes
 BrowneePoints: Yep. the Attendants are Greater psions smashed with Lubraens ...I think
ComradeMik: great insight ghost: like a pyramid but not
 BrowneePoints: they have psion tops but Rhulk leggies
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian, I need you to full send it"
 Fruan: Wouldn't an intelligible wail just be a shout?
 Mazrae: hello darkness my old friend
AndyDaMage: i love the doctor who story pyramids of mars
  TXC2: 'cause wailing is so intelligible most of the time
ComradeMik: Evil Zavala: Eyes down, guardian.
HaltBen2514: that’s a mood
 josh___something: Zavala, buddy... No
 Jakelope13: "Only in Darkness will you find the answers you seek." Yes, until I find the light switch. Or wait until morning
 BrowneePoints: Uh ohhhh
 BrowneePoints: Zavala unraveling a lil bit
 josh___something: Mom and dad are fighting D:
 Natural_Ones_Only: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's like you've got an entirely different voice!
 BrowneePoints: for Chat. Zavala is Space Dad
 BrowneePoints: he's ALWAYS been the voice of reason
 Mr_Horrible: Zavala with big "I don't need an intervention, *YOU* all need an intervention" energy
 BrowneePoints: and right now? He's kind of spiraling
SmashTCG: Guardian, yolo
 LowUpsideCJ: This was an unintentionally funny mission as I stranded around like "oh boy darkness is great!"
 josh___something: G, pls XD
 Jakelope13: Who taught Zavala those words?!
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian, are you familiar with this... KKona?"
Valoopy: Guardian, some of the younger tower dwellers have been showing me TikTok. Do you know what "mewing" is?
 Twilight_Spark: Ikora, you just don't like that I've made a fortune on LightCoin.
 Mazrae: just do the dew guardian
ComradeMik: @SmashTCG they provably live more than once tho
  MrPhlip: "Pogchamp, Guardian"
 Pywodwagon: "Guardian, I need you to put your whole guardussy into it"
EvilBadman: Zevala done got the brain rot
 BrowneePoints: "Guardian, I need you to bus it down sexual style. Stick out that Gyatt for the Rizzler"
 Luminaire_p: I honestly wonder if Cayde is instrumental to preventing the future from the Bastion mission
 josh___something: That is EXPLICITLY not truthful
 BrowneePoints: "What the Sigma?"
 Pywodwagon: Zevala is just asking questions
 betweenmyself: Zavala: “Hello, fellow teens!”
 josh___something: No
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian that maneuver wasn't very cash money"
SmashTCG: please end this bit
 Fruan: crapshot! crapshot!
 BrowneePoints: Please Send this Bit
 BrowneePoints: to Keith David
EvilBadman: Cayde, you're so fucking based
SmashTCG: i do NOT want to hear zavala say skibbity
ComradeMik: Keith David has a cameo right?
 kristian_fischer: So Graham is now banned from Twitch.
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  TXC2: Keith David is on Cameo right?
 josh___something: Please continue this bit
Oreo1369: This is the best bit
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  
Valoopy: Guardian, lets do some Fortnite duos
 BrowneePoints: @Mr_Horrible 
 ThorSokar: I would like for you to double down on this bit, maybe even a triple
 josh___something: No, the call is a sidearm
 Mr_Horrible: "You ever just think about holes, Guardian?"
AndyDaMage: 12:30am? sounds like the best time of day
 ArdCollider: "Give the Witness some of that... hawk tuah, Guardian."
 BrowneePoints: and now the bit is over
 BrowneePoints: I dont' have time for real bad straight people memes
marmalade_pen: this is the second day in a row i've woken up to the sound of keith davids voice
SmashTCG: the portal was a short cut
 kristian_fischer: Graham never saw an orifice he didn't want to go into.
  TXC2: ArdCollider  oh no!
bagfullofbees: "Guardian, I need you to eat my entire ass"
 Twilight_Spark: We all see it, but did you have to say it?
 MacbethSeemsSus: New super is "Summon Vanguard HR"
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MaddogM: Does one of the people you shoot in the back of the head need to be yourself?
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Oreo1369: Destiny+ Elden Ring+ Brain Rot= Fun times
 Pywodwagon: "Guardian, Send him to the Rizz Chamber and Skibidi his ohio with the fanum tax"
SmashTCG: No
SmashTCG: DONT
Basic_Human_Decency: is this vore?
 Pywodwagon: I had to ruin my search history for that one
aClonedPickle: lmao
LathosTiran: sparkling marathon
SmashTCG: never go full brainrot
 Twilight_Spark: Are these skulls offering continuous, enthusiastic consent?
 LowUpsideCJ: Zevala gets his glimmer from donghua jinlong industrial grade glimmer
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian, whack his peepee"
 kristian_fischer: This reminds me of that Crapshot where Graham does a voiceover about puberty. It goes places.
ComradeMik: i have been exposed to more skibidi toilet by exhausted millenials who hate it than any kids
 josh___something: I know most of those words, but none of them in that order
 Mazrae: @Pywodwagon that one hurt me
 TheDevil_Risen: did someone just channel serge?
Oreo1369: Now I just wanna hear Batman with brain rot talk to the guardian
 BrowneePoints: In the future we lost most of Earth. All that's left is Russia...and Ohio
 BrowneePoints: which is the Russia of America
 BrowneePoints: except less cool
SmashTCG: FULL SEND
 korvys: Ok, I was away for a while, but now we're climbing into purple crystal buttholes?
HaltBen2514: guardian, remove his aura
 TacitusVigil: No it gets cold in the winter
 kristian_fischer: My, what a big scythe you have.
ComradeMik: so is the tormentor that psion that crow killed?
 BrowneePoints: It became slang for "shitty place"
 matthaus_c: Ohio is mid
 StarShock2002: Guardian, give it the old hawk tuah.
 Mr_Horrible: Ohio is slang for "mid" essentially
 korvys: mid-west -> mid
 LowUpsideCJ: Cuz it's mid
 BrowneePoints: Ohio is Mid
 terribleplan: ohio = mid
 ThorSokar: Because Ohio SUCKS
EvilBadman: Guardian, let's just edge this Ahamkara wish. Real gooning hours.
 josh___something: Ohio = unremarkable
DoodlestheGreat: Ohio knows what it did...
 terribleplan: fanum is a new one for me though
Ukon_Cairns: ive never heard ohio spoken of so highly?
 Natural_Ones_Only: Ohio= Boring
 MaddestScientist: why this man be tormenting?
jj_q: ohio riz is bad charizma
 MacbethSeemsSus: As XKCD pointed out, the vast majority of astronauts are from Ohio. Which means they wanted to get as far as humanely possible from it.
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's just an old joke with new language
 TacitusVigil: The motto of Ohio is literally "The heart of it all" which I suppose is the definition of mid.
bagfullofbees: love the concept of having slang for other slang
  MrPhlip: it's slang for "mid", a term which is also slang
 TacitusVigil: But at least it's not Indiana.
 BrowneePoints: Ohio sucks so bad the rest of the Midwest deleted it from the Midwest
 Pywodwagon: its a state that contains cleveland...which
 hypperstar2280: Guardian I'm trying to subvert the final shape but the clap of my thunder crash keeps alerting the witness
 snowewolf: Have you seen the "Brain Rot Girlfriend" manga - it physically hurt me
 josh___something: Zavala... Honey
 BrowneePoints: Indiana gets to come to the Midwest Cookout
 jamesinor: I mean, I remember the Cleveland tourism ads on youtube
jj_q: could you please turn the game story voice up if possible ty
 BrowneePoints: Ohio is right out
 josh___something: Honey pls
 matthaus_c: Ohio must be where the SCP Foundation is headquartered
 Mr_Horrible: those are english words Zavala
Oreo1369: Ohio Australia Florida and the Amazon Rainforest are places on the Earth that are secretly alien planets attached to Earth
 Mr_Horrible: they have meanings
 Jakelope13: Dude, the Witness also speaks in Riddles. You just haven't heard them all yet
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  TXC2: IT'S DIX !
 RockPusher: Temba, his rizz ohio
HaltBen2514: @oreo1369 as someone Aussie born, yes
 BrowneePoints: so yea chat
 Mr_Horrible: oh hey, it's Dix
 josh___something: Zavala is uhh... not OKAY rn.
 RockPusher:  
 BrowneePoints: Zavala is Space Dad, and he's not doing okay
  TXC2: RockPusher  get out 
 ArdCollider: hi Dix, what's the best Tik Tok meme you want Zavala to mention in passing
 BrowneePoints: Cleveland, his Arms Wide
 LordChrusher: I hate it when our space parents fight
 LordChrusher: Oh hey Dix
Oreo1369: Also born in Ohio I find this whole thing mildly entertaining
 Beefpants: Internet, r u ok?
 Natural_Ones_Only: What'd you just call us
ComradeMik: man, imagine if our guardian got to participate in narrative events directly instead of just watching the soap opera of other's lives
AndyDaMage: I'm too old to understand this new linguini
  Dix: Hey chat!
 MaddestScientist: so uhhh why is zavala so mad?
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 BrowneePoints: So @Dix You're doing a Bloomburrow Cosplay for Vegas right?
 ArdCollider: @ComradeMik that's why the Traveler lets us emote in cut scenes
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 Twilight_Spark: Guys I'm going to have to ask you to be less nifty. The beans are too cool. I don't want it that a way.
 Lord_Hosk: Dix, GO TO SLEEP! you have two babies you should take any chance you have to sleep my dude
  TXC2: Pywodwagon 
 DaSunao: I think I passed through Ohio on my way back from Misery
 josh___something: "X, his rizz ohio" is fucking STRONG psychic damage. Holy fuckin moly
SmashTCG: the travaler JUST helped us
 Pywodwagon: I owed the universe something
SmashTCG: it gave us another super
 TacitusVigil: LeBron, at Cleveland. LeBron, in Miami. Lebron, in Los Angeles.
 BrowneePoints: The Past Couple Seasons and Expacs has dredged up some real bad Trauma for Zavala
 Mr_Horrible: I mean to be fair he is not wrong
Painfully_Dyslexic: love the hat
 Jakelope13: The Traveler brought you back from the dead? And a lot of your friends? It keeps bringing them back from the dead?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm 60. I'm officially allowed to be done with this shit.
SmashTCG: also you have a new super G, you wana Huck some axes?
  Dix: @lord_hosk it's 940 and Croissant is falling asleep right now
 BrowneePoints: Zavala saw the Traveler gift Savathun and the hive Light and it SHATTERED his worldview
Oreo1369: What the hell is happening
 Mr_Horrible: "The orb is cringe"
Basic_Human_Decency: based on what?
 matthaus_c: showing up to Wrestlemania with a sign saying UPS Lynx Has Ohio Rizz
 josh___something: GRAHAM
 Beefpants: Young people sound like the kids from Thunderdome to me, I am old
 BrowneePoints: and then other seasonal stuff has dredged up his trauma
 RockPusher: Lord_Hosk Dix has baked goods, what are these smol humans you are implying 
 korvys: This is the second night in a row to feature Keith David in this time slot
 Sorator13: @matthaus_c omg
 Lord_Hosk: LOL
 korvys: (he was in Fallout)
CanvasWolfDoll: 'it's not enough' immediately disintegrates.
  TXC2: matthaus_c  just kill the man instead, it'll be more merciful 
 Twilight_Spark: The Dahkness?
BrindleBoar: So much for the Travrizzler.
Oreo1369: He wants Ice powers
 korvys: Hi Thomas
 EOstby: Stand Against the Darkness.
 josh___something: Again... Zavala is... NOT OKAY rn
 BrowneePoints: HEALING RIFLE!
 ReverseCreations: darkness? what is this? Kingdom Hearts??
SmashTCG: It only KINDA a gun
 Mr_Horrible: Maybe Little Hesitation
 josh___something: It's a HEALING gun
 BrowneePoints: that rifle has healing rounds!
SmashTCG: its a HEALING gun
  TXC2: here's the Final shape WITH A GUN
MaddogM: behind his eyes? optical nerves?
ComradeMik: i mean... maybe the traveller needs a little destroying
DoodlestheGreat: "We both know what's behind his eyes." His optic nerves?
Oreo1369: Pew Pew is healing
 hypperstar2280: Support frame is so good
CanvasWolfDoll: wow, is the antagonist boeing?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Maybe Consider Hesitating"
 Mr_Horrible: healing bullets?
 BrowneePoints: Support Frame
 Beefpants: Gonna  heal some faces off
 Jakelope13: You know, if I had a nickel for every video game villain who tempts someone by saying "Give yourself to darkness", I'd have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it is /very/ strange it happened twice.
 Mr_Horrible: welcome back, Wildstar
 BrowneePoints: shoot things, then shoot teammates
SmashTCG: with a very mid roll
  MrPhlip: oh, with Demo, too? seems deece
 RockPusher: Healing from the hip
 Twilight_Spark: Listen, the American Monomyth glorifies violence, and we sure need that structure to prop up the Destiny plot word salad.
Basic_Human_Decency: the ghost just hands you a gun. where was it keeping it?
 josh___something: Odd-to rifle
 Twilight_Spark: Take the gun.
 forcedreject: So ghost is a cat
 Mr_Horrible: presenting it to you like a cat with a dead lizard
CanvasWolfDoll: @Twilight_Spark but i want canoli
 josh___something: Look, ghost is doing HIS BEST
marmalade_pen: ghost stole ana's gun
  adi_pie: In his defense, he also found us lying on the ground
SmashTCG: one of the crafted rolls can give you and your surrounding allies Restoration on sustained heal
 MacbethSeemsSus: @CanvasWolfDoll Fine, leave gun take the cannoli.
SmashTCG: so not only do you heal your allies, you also heal yourself
 josh___something: Dissent... I'm sure that means nothing
SmashTCG: i use at as a panic button
 Natural_Ones_Only: So has the timer been holding steady at ~27 hrs?
 Mr_Horrible: First-Person Reasoner
 TacitusVigil: And sometimes bows!
  TXC2: the plot of clinking on heads
Oreo1369: Big Skully
 RockPusher: Look at the sinuses on this lad!
 Luminaire_p: I actually really appreciate that the post-campaign story defies FPS story conventions
 Beefpants: What happened to Paul Rudd!?
 BrowneePoints: But yea Zavala gave everything for the Traveler, lost a wife and kid, still gave more, watched his best friend die, then saw it give the light to the Hive, and then had the old trauma dredged up
 Jakelope13: Good lord, how big do these Ahamkara get?!
 Natural_Ones_Only: 75% Gun. 25% Punch
 matthaus_c: uh oh skussy
 BrowneePoints: Zavala is not doing WELL
  Dix: Go Team Ghost Venture
SmashTCG: booo
  adi_pie: Still can't believe I didn't recognize Doc Venture over here as Zavala's Ghost when I first played
 Mr_Horrible: 
SmashTCG: you can really hear Venture in this mission
MaddogM: "The closer we get to the monolith, the larger the skulls get"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "I'm going for a walk. I may be some time."
 Mr_Horrible: "Guardian we need you to take away Zavala's phone"
ComradeMik: Is Zavala going for a walk like Alucard going for a walk?
 Natural_Ones_Only: Alucard? Going for a walk?
Oreo1369: Big Skully
 josh___something: "I'm going for some milk"
 Jakelope13: Hold on, did our Space Dad go out to grab some smokes and milk?!
Basic_Human_Decency: yes
 LordChrusher: I may be some time
Oreo1369: Hell yeah Hellsing Abridged
bagfullofbees: maybe the traveller was just a giant skull all along
 DandyGeek: you can hear the Venture, but not the Phantom Limb so much
 MacbethSeemsSus: To be fair, the meme is in line with how everyone I've met from ohio feels.
CanvasWolfDoll: wait, is the final shape a skull?
 Mr_Horrible: "He keeps posting 'this is what good traveler sounds like' with a video of pouring gravel into a bucket"
 Beefpants: Do you speak the true true?
 hypperstar2280: I'm going out for vex milk from the 7 11 anyone need anything?
  TXC2: DandyGeek  Phantom Limb was a different VA no ?
 EOstby: Speak friend and enter?
  adi_pie: Also still can't believe the Witness and all these statues are all one voice actor.
 TacitusVigil: Turns out we should have tried talking to the statues years ago.
 SuitablyEpic: why are we trusting the bad thing?
Sly_chocobo: Ah ni\ just recently came back to Destiny 2... had no idea who the Witness etc was.. was very confused 
 TacitusVigil: Guess nobody thought to say hello.
 Luminaire_p: H.E.L.P.E.R.?
 Twilight_Spark: It's worked so far
 Jakelope13: Just head in the direction of the most people shooting at you, that's usually the direction you want to go
Sly_chocobo: But its a a banger of an expansion though!
 josh___something: Devotion, bravery, sacrifice... Profit???
 DandyGeek: @txc2 same VA
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  adi_pie: We did they were sacry about it
 josh___something: That's how it goes, surely
  TXC2: DandyGeek  huh, ok then
  Dix: And these statues are more chatty than the others
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So if Targe is still kicking, why exactly is Zavala vulnerable
 Mr_Horrible: me when I talk to rocks and they divulge plot-relevant secrets
 PsychoI3oy: ok google, navigate to DOOM
  TXC2: guess James Urbinak had more range then I thought 
SmashTCG: noteably, none of the statues IN the travler have the same "wibbly movement" the ones we have seen outside of the traveler had
 Toxxick: I do love that Targe is just as thick headed as Zev
  adi_pie: To be fair, punching the exploder is the Titan way
Jonci_: Destiny has axes now?
  Dix: Oh what up @dandygeek
 Luminaire_p: I think the statues had no power to talk outside the Traveler
SmashTCG: all the ones we have seen before moved Slowly
 Mr_Horrible: yum CRUNCH
SmashTCG: these ones are fully static
  Dix: Ugh I hated this room solo
  TXC2: sounding more Jonus venture Jr then rusty here
 josh___something: Better than the barking plague of the witness
 matthaus_c: Hooting, Hollering Plague of the Witness
 josh___something: Rocket sidearms are neat
SmashTCG: golden tricorn
SmashTCG: so yeah when you get a kill, pop an abiltiy
Basic_Human_Decency: how is a rocket pistol not a handcannon?
 Mr_Horrible: "It's too bright here" buddy, SAME
 Luminaire_p: because they wanted it to be a sidearm so they could use sidearm as a weapon type for seasonal things
SmashTCG: Thats what i want to see, a Rocket assised handcannon
  Dix: I have Subsistence and Desperate Measures... So kills reload the gun AND ramp up damage. It's fun
Werdnae: did you know that subsistence restores two rounds to rocket sidearms on a red bar kill?
SmashTCG: Ayyyy red one
 TacitusVigil: These lines are just stolen from the Remans from Star Trek Nemesis!
 josh___something: When you're here, YER FAMILY
  Texan_Reverend: That _does_ sound fun @Dix
 SuitablyEpic: I don't think we should just trust the statues
DoodlestheGreat: Give myself to Darkness? Nah, I'd rather give myself to Aqua.
 Luminaire_p: num num num
 josh___something: DESTINY!
 Mr_Horrible: just wedge it right in there
 quton: free upgrade yay
 MacbethSeemsSus: @SuitablyEpic Depends on the artistic style
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats very...gatcha mechanics
 Luminaire_p: gun better
SmashTCG: its cheaper since it the same gun
adept_nekomancer: The gun goes in the square hole!
MaddogM: I herd you like guns ...
 Twilight_Spark: My guns shoot guns so that you can gun while you gun.
 Renkai_116: lol
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  Dix: @texan_reverend it's the first roll I got and it CARRIED me through the campaign
Basic_Human_Decency: what subathon 
 Mr_Horrible: oh I thought the countdown was until you had to delete your character 
AndyDaMage: I thought this was just a week long destiny stream 
 Renkai_116: OOOO
 Luminaire_p: it says co-op now
  adi_pie: That sounds hilarious
juuzou00: "Seamless"
 Pywodwagon: who else is that featuring?
 TacitusVigil: Oh, since you can change appearance now, is this guardian an Agathy Fisty now? 
DoodlestheGreat: Who will be with you, Graham?
 shabe_x_roc: Love seamless coop mod
 Mr_Horrible: Shadow of the ERMtree
 josh___something: Oh, the mod's updated?
  MrPhlip: The schedule says "Elden Ring Coop", which I assume is a box that you keep your elden ring chickens in
  adi_pie: And then a Burning Man kills all of you in one stomp
bagfullofbees: will that also be randomized?
 josh___something: ADAM!!!
 RockPusher: That's a good grouping
DoodlestheGreat: That's going to be an amusing gathering.
 Mr_Horrible: I didn't know Ian played Elden Ring, neat
 Pywodwagon: late night Adam and Ian is gonna be a weird combo
 LowUpsideCJ: Bring in James he'll be an expert by then
 Mr_Horrible: THEY SAID THE THING 
EvilBadman: Cori plays too, I've been having side convos about her dlc adventure
 DandyGeek: I’m going to spec healer and try to keep them all alive.
 Mr_Horrible: cool stuff
marmalade_pen: is the final shape a tilted house?
  Texan_Reverend: Godspeed @DandyGeek
 Mr_Horrible: godspeed DandyGeek
 spawnofhastur: me too graham me too
ComradeMik: ian doesn't just play weird driving sims
 DandyGeek: Randomizer (the good one) hasn’t finished processing all the new DLC stuff
MaddogM: keep them alive? where's the fun in that?
 Mr_Horrible: "Beacons absolutely rock against screebs" - a sentence
 Beefpants: Try not to scratch Graham it just makes it worse
 RockPusher: It's good for people to have some away-from-stream games too
 josh___something: The screebs, or the voices. I'm fine with either.
  adi_pie: Ah, Ben, going to attempt to aim that Heal from Afar or whatever the new miracle is called?
 Toxxick: These hallways give me the Screebie-Jeebies
EvilBadman: @dandygeek I imagine there's also a need to have dlc lands open as an option as well?
 Laurence72: Is the howling plague what was responsible for the chorus of the classic rock song "Werewolves of London"?
AndyDaMage: sword and board, gothca
 forcedreject: Hey Graham have you heard of the legend of "Let me Tank him?"
 DandyGeek: @adi_pie Mostly I target the boss and hope it lands while everybody is still in that spot. It’s slow!
 Mr_Horrible: the Purpose of the Soul Is What It Does
 LowUpsideCJ: Give em the whamjangle
 Mr_Horrible: these MFs talking like bentuuzi
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AndyDaMage: a bit hard to see in the darkness
Basic_Human_Decency: why does it talk just like elsie
 Mr_Horrible: NPH voice
 josh___something: At least, Ghost, OUR ghost, doesn't
 wedge_x: Targe is his own bare interrogation lightbulb
 Mr_Horrible: I'm sure it is, tbh
 josh___something: The witness is just a failed artist, got it
CanvasWolfDoll: at what point does it stop being 'the witness' and become 'the participant'?
 Mr_Horrible: honestly makes me wanna get past Mt Gagazet in FFX again
MaddogM: mount painmore?
jj_q: me when i have a splitting headache
bagfullofbees: @CanvasWolfDoll excellent joke
 Mr_Horrible: you're telling me training needs to be part of job estimation?
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 Fruan: 15?!~
 Mr_Horrible: what a novel concept
Basic_Human_Decency: the existence of the pain wall implies the potential existence of the ahegao wall
Qwertiest_Mint: Where else in Europe would you like to see? ☺️🇪🇺
AndyDaMage: wow, 15?
 forcedreject: Is "where are graham's feet" in the chat?
 Hawkwreak: Davinci is an excellent piece of software. It really is.. But it takes a while to learn
 LowUpsideCJ: I'm bad at resolve but damn it's cool and good it exists
 Mr_Horrible: @Basic_Human_Decency your username juxtaposed with this comment is really something
teaandvalkyries: i keep telling myself i'll learn color correction in davinci resolve one of these days...
 josh___something: No
Basic_Human_Decency: ok.
 josh___something: Jail
 aussie_rob_w: Is this a live Graham Playing Destiny?!
 Lord_Hosk: the G-vlogs are never expected always appreciated.  much like a tip or a birthday card with $10 in it from your grandma.
 josh___something: IMMEDIATELY JAIL
 Dedwrekka: More vlogs of pavement!
 Hawkwreak: The fact that you only really need to pay if you need, proper multi person production capability and need to offload rendering? Thats.. Outstanding
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 Basic_Human_Decency: @MrPhlip Thanks for the sub~
jj_q: basic human decenceny? i heard that was a myth!
  MrPhlip: @Basic_Human_Decency Your quip was horrifying and deserved to be rewarded 
 Lord_Hosk: 15 episodes of Grahams shoes!
 LowUpsideCJ: DaVinci Resolve has powered many a student film and I'm forever grateful
 josh___something: Ooh, is it Graham walking cam time?
 Twilight_Spark: Classic work travel
 aussie_rob_w: yeah, you're not gonna go to another continent and NOT do touristy things
 Mr_Horrible: the Barcelled Lona...
 forcedreject: @josh___something Feet timestamps incoming
 Luminaire_p: That's not a.... good sound
 Mazrae: but how devoted is the commander actually
 Luminaire_p: n/a
 Toxxick: its a 7
 Hawkwreak: Obvioussly I recognise that when it comes to Europe. All the big cons etc are on the continent. But man I wish there was a reason for LRR to go to the UK. I might hate London, but i'd make the effort for yall.
  TXC2: is this commander for cEDH ?
 Mr_Horrible: "It's a 7" *goes infinite turn 4*O
 aussie_rob_w: I am never missing a CommandFest in Sydney again! Richard Garfield PHD was a surprise guest at the recent one!
  TXC2: Hawkwreak  same
 forcedreject: @Mr_Horrible Honestly that is why I don't find that assessment particularly useful
AndyDaMage: it's just a precon with a mana crypt
 aussie_rob_w: what if LRR put on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe?
 cranky_geek: It happen to lots of ghosts
 Hawkwreak: I made the effort to go to london for AEW Last year. And I havent watched aew since. I absolutely would make the effort for a variety of lrr'smn.
  TXC2: the people who run EDHREC have said that EDHREC ratings aren't that useful
novrdd: 
 aussie_rob_w: Daaaang Hawk!
 josh___something: Award winning emotional repression.
 Mr_Horrible: @forcedreject it's a self-evaluation system, which Magic players (among most game players) are notoriously bad at, so it wasn't really built for purpose
novrdd: 
 Hawkwreak: @aussie_rob_w I. Would. LOSE MY MIND. Like, Edinburgh during fringe is... Hell, But Its an hour bus journey for me.
 forcedreject: @TXC2 I might recommend someone named Salubrious Snail who did a  neat video on this topic
 Toxxick: When did we end up in Nokron the Eternal City?
 aussie_rob_w: I'm just gonna keep telling people that "if your deck stumbles, Purph will kill you."
  TXC2: we're not in Kansas anymore, not even Ohio
  TXC2: forcedreject  thanks
 Luminaire_p: we're on the weiloor
  MrPhlip: The ceiling is just Floor 2
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Whoa what a feeling.... Dancing on the ceiling.../~
Symphoneers: A little ceiling, as a treat.
 MehallD: MCM is the biggie
 josh___something: "2020"
AndyDaMage: also now that the UK isn't in the EU....
  Dix: PAX East 2020: Before Everything Changed
 Mr_Horrible: the UK barely occupies reality at this point, let's be real
 Hawkwreak: Oh absolutely. Travel is hell. Like, you have family here, you know the way our transit system is to a degree. The cost from Scotland, to get to London in a reasonable amount of comfort. Absolute HELLFIRE.
 Krektogar: well, it's still in europe geographically 
goateedave86: We're basically just a sitcom over here right now
 Dedwrekka: So I'm curious, is it actually cheaper to fly to Japan from Victoria than to fly to England from, somewhere closer like Montreal?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: NOOOOW...This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down....
 Pywodwagon: I’m guessing no since we haven’t heard anything yet, but is anyone going to gencon this year?
Sly_chocobo: Speaking from the UK.... *Sigh*... Yeah..., yeah.
 Twilight_Spark: And it was quick.
CanvasWolfDoll: the uk seceded from a continent? can you do that?
  TXC2: that fact alone should have been used on the remain campaign, and the fact it wasn't is treasonous to me 
 EternalRoxas: It sure is a mess here
 jamesinor: I did a bunch of Baldurs Gate prereleases when I was in Berlin, I stil have a forest everyone signed as a souvenir!
  TXC2: CanvasWolfDoll  if you're dumb enough yeah 
 Hawkwreak: I mean... At least we ditched the tories... Its not perfect, but I will take the damn victories I can herre.
 measureofhope: Pretty sure Britain is still on the European continental plate, unless they passed a bill to leave that too.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Important question. With Rees-Mogg losing, who will ascend to the role of most British named politician?
marmalade_pen: @CanvasWolfDoll something something pangaea
 Mr_Horrible: "I hate new-age apartments, Guardian"
Sly_chocobo: @CanvasWolfDoll you jus tneed a lot of shovels, and a big motor-boat engine
 aussie_rob_w: every time I play Purphoros God of the Forge, I get one step closer to believing that Purph is a real god. It doesn't matter which sleeves it's in or who shuffles it, I get at least one Masterpiece artifact every. goddamn. Time.
 forcedreject: @Hawkwreak I wish we could do that in the states
novrdd: Looks like gummy blocks
 Twilight_Spark: The Traveler may also contain Escher
thirsty_kitteh: dedwrekka: cheaper, probably not. I can say in the UK -> Montreal direction, it was reasonable
 Mr_Horrible: why do you need to subjugate the devoted?
AndyDaMage: i thought this was a shooter, not a platformer 
 Mr_Horrible: I would think they kinda do that themselves
 josh___something: It's Not-fikrul!
CanvasWolfDoll: ah, the ol' danger puddle.
epsilon_vee: @Mr_Horrible and how do they feel about the non-devoted
 jamesinor: Destiny isn't great about differentiating death circles and good circles
 Hawkwreak: @forcedreject You and I both friend. I'd rather not have to try and cause a mass crowd funding campaign to airlift people Outta the states.
 Mazrae: it says pillar of devotion but what is it truly holding up
 Twilight_Spark: The Jordan curve theorem strikes again.
DoodlestheGreat: Needs mor triangles.
Sly_chocobo: Have they tired any of the new rocket-sidearms yet?  'The Call' is so good 
 josh___something: Foxmar...
  MrPhlip: You put your guardian in, you put you guardian out, you put your guardian in, and you take a lighting bolt to the butt
mic_stuck: is there a single player game like destiny
 Mr_Horrible: @epsilon_vee oh they're free to go. "Not my department" and all that
 betweenmyself: it’s like a Venn Diagram you don’t want to be in
 RockPusher: "Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last five hundred years: to create a disunited Europe."
 josh___something: They might even make it TRIANGLES!
  MrPhlip: @Sly_chocobo G has a The Call equipped rn
 Hawkwreak: @RockPusher ....A Yes Minster reference. In a LRR Stream? Outstanding.
Sly_chocobo: Oh good choice, very good choice
 Twilight_Spark: Deleted
 josh___something: Rocket chestpiece FUNNI
 Luminaire_p: Failsafe made it for us
 Doncromatic: Morning Graham, guess who's driving his truck today
 Mr_Horrible: it's a display of dominance, Sniperr
 Mr_Horrible: *Sniper even
 betweenmyself: Hazardous Propulsion pairs very well with Buried Bloodline
 josh___something: Destiny CAN be played alone
 Luminaire_p: Final Shape is REALLY good for playing alone
 TheDevil_Risen: it is entirely doable single player
 Zael250: Borderlands?
 TheDevil_Risen: how do you raid in SP?
  Dix: I play mostly solo
 Serpens77: Graham gives you permission to play it solo
 josh___something: Playing the final shape alone IS a vibe
 Luminaire_p: *most of the raids
 Taveena: Some people have done it
 ThorSokar: Well, about that, there was a Solo raid at the last GDQ
 RockPusher: Hawkwreak it's a very good show and recommended viewing for anyone working in a Westminster style government 
SmashTCG: the solo final encoutner is ABSOLUTLY wild
 Luminaire_p: I think you need 3 for some encounters
  Dix: Doing Final Shape Legendary Campaign solo was quite fun
 TheDevil_Risen: so basically everything but the raids
  TXC2: sounds like a skill issue to me 
SmashTCG: yall should seriously watch that
  Dix: SmashTCG I just learned where to hide
 josh___something: Currently, e1 and e4 of Salvedge CAN'T be solo'ed
 Dedwrekka: You hear that Han! Graham says it's okay!
 Luminaire_p: But there is an entire community of "low man" raiders
 TacitusVigil: This boss honked on solo legendary.
 Hawkwreak: @RockPusher Im surprised by how... Well written and relevant that show is to this day.
  Dix: I wish I had time to raid... its really fun when you can
 Mr_Horrible: but I was assured the traveler doesn't do that
  Dix: TacitusVigil SRSLY
 josh___something: Now run... Or... Die
 TacitusVigil: @Dix This was the point when I called for help in the LRR LFG 
  TXC2: SAVED!
 Luminaire_p: don't forget the chest
SmashTCG: yes
  Dix: TacitusVigil I refused to call in help for bosses
 Luminaire_p: Nice
 TacitusVigil: @Dix You're better guardian than I. 
 TacitusVigil: *You're a
 LowUpsideCJ: That's the only one I found and then I went "aw hell how many did I miss"
SmashTCG: aAAAAND SAFE
NathanLonghair: There are raids that have been soloed. But can you play a raid solo, while also only having played solo content the rest of the time? So no phat raid loot to help you?
 RockPusher: Hawkwreak probably because a lot of the scenarios are real — the writers were chummy with some politicians and civil servants and would often get story fodder over a boozy meal
 josh___something: Well...
 Luminaire_p: I don't think the solos use raid  weapons often
SmashTCG: dont dont forget all the other things you havent done yet involveing the seaonal content
SmashTCG: act 2 just came out today!
  TXC2: bad touch!
 josh___something: Don't go into the venom portal
 Hawkwreak: @RockPusher It actually helped me understand properly what a Permanent secretary was. Same with what the purpose of the civil servants was. Repositories of experience and knowledge.
 Beefpants: Why is that star wars dude here?
  Dix: Pour some out for the Scottish studio that worked on these cutscenes
 Luminaire_p: (I know my Dungeon solos are usually just weapons that I like vs "the raid weapons)
 Mazrae: looks like it would be sticky
 TheDevil_Risen: don't you just hate it when you have to dip your hand into the icor?
 Serpens77: turns out the final shape is... ooze?
 Luminaire_p: He did this
 Lord_Hosk: If I ever encounter a giant wall of liquid tar, my first action would not be to touch it... much less walk in
 Serpens77: is ooze an shape?
 TacitusVigil: Ugh, that Stargate puddle is way too polluted. 
AndyDaMage: first inhale the icor
Sly_chocobo: I thought the new VA for Zavala did a respectable job
  TXC2: "i'mma do it even harder!"
  Dix: The Final Goop
 RockPusher: Hawkwreak and they say television never taught anyone anything 
 josh___something: I would
 jamesinor: Dude went full Homer Simpson there
 Twilight_Spark: Seems hot.
 KharadBanar: @Lord_Hosk But it beckons to yu
 KharadBanar: you*
 Lord_Hosk: No.... No it really doesn't
 Pywodwagon: the slime from Nickelodeon has fallen on hard times
 TacitusVigil: We get it Witness, you like My Chemical Romance.
 Mazrae: @Lord_Hosk i would burn it, burn it with increasingly more fire
AndyDaMage: what's the oppersite of a sphere? a cube?
 Hawkwreak: @RockPusher Comedy, can be an amazing teacher when well written. Hell, blackadder taught me a few helpful things... Shame that Rowan Atkinson wound up being a twat.
 Mr_Horrible: oh they're Auditors
  MrPhlip: @Mr_Horrible pretty much
 jamesinor: @Mr_Horrible I was just about to say, serious Auditor vibes
 Fruan: So the final shape is just putting a sheet over it?
 Hawkwreak: @Mr_Horrible Do I see a discworld reference here.
 Twilight_Spark: I hate it when sphere do leave me
SmashTCG: the unblemished traveler really is Something else
 Mr_Horrible: @Hawkwreak indeedy do
 Luminaire_p: Zavala, your head is smoking
  Dix: And this is what the Neomunans were messing with to power their city...
 josh___something: Tl;dr: the witness is a COSMIC TIER HATER of the traveler
 TacitusVigil: It is the beginning. The end. The One Who Is Many.
 Mazrae: i dont know if thats the best way to get the marge simpson haircut
 Beefpants: yo I think that baklava was past its use by date
 Dedwrekka: "They were all 'life, life life', but the first time we mentioned killing everyone they got all uppity"
 TacitusVigil: So turns out they were just Emo Borg all along.
 Beefpants: Palpatine, is that you
 Mr_Horrible: "I see a dweeb"
Sly_chocobo: "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
 Lord_Hosk: I see a dutty head...
 Beefpants: have you returned somehow
 Jakelope13: So, the weird cloud atop its head is an amalgamation of its entire species?
 Luminaire_p: 
 richard_ermen: The purpose of life is life itself. Must be hard for aliens to understand.
  Dix: RIP Targe
CanvasWolfDoll: such big, watery eyes
 Beefpants: Super Putty Brain
SmashTCG: If you look carefully in that last second ther
 josh___something: RIP Targe
 Mr_Horrible: "Nuh uh" - The Witness, trying to be cool
 Mazrae: why are so many ghosts dying
  TXC2: I assume that made some amount of senes
 TacitusVigil: Yeah, despite so little time with them here, this hit like a train.
 Renkai_116: neet
SmashTCG: you can recognise the hands pull him
  TXC2: *sense
 Twilight_Spark: Man did I not have any investment in that character.
 josh___something: Well...
 TheDevil_Risen: Disclaimer : Tesseract Friends were harmed in the making of this story
 josh___something: Yeah...
 KharadBanar: @Mr_Horrible "Yuh huh" - Targe
AndyDaMage: well that happened
Sly_chocobo: I joke a bit, but I did think a lot of this expansions plot beats were really solid 
 Jakelope13: You know, given how easily the Ghosts are destroyed, you'd think the Traveler would have some way of making more
 TacitusVigil: Meanwhile, Rohan's memorial on Neptune is also...there.
 RockPusher: Almost like some extremely talented storytellers worked on this 
  Dix: Twilight_Spark We've never heard Targe talk before BUT they've been mentioned continuously throughout D1 and D2
 MacbethSeemsSus: Naming a ghost in game seems ominous for their health...
 Mr_Horrible: I mean you've got purpose still
 josh___something: Well ALSO not everything
 josh___something: Miaow
 Hawkwreak: I spent an hour grinding for bright dust, just to get the cat.  Worth it.
 hypperstar2280: Kitty!!
 Dedwrekka: So many Ghosts™ being killed by ghosts.
marmalade_pen: eeeow
 Mr_Horrible: Sniper please this is a serious moment 
 josh___something: 
pimiento: maybe we can get Tom Clancy's Ghost in here as backup
 Ritaspirithntr: lul
 TheDevil_Risen: did someone just punt a cat?
  TXC2: Sniper Read the room 
 TacitusVigil: Ophiucus has talked, but only in lore, right?
 Mazrae: love the dire situation and talk and theres just a cat and lounge chair behind you
SmashTCG: cat jumpscare
CanvasWolfDoll: excuse me, they're trying to have a moment over there.
 Jakelope13: He was prepared for any cost.... but he didn't know about the hidden fees
 Mr_Horrible: Zavala entering his Rot Girl Summer phase
 TheDevil_Risen: @Jakelope13 yeah the bank, and casino, always wins
 Luminaire_p: how much do Ikora's crew charge as Hidden fees?
 hypperstar2280: Zavala wants the tik Tok brain rot
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  Dix: Zavala lost his rizz
CanvasWolfDoll: and a riddle for boring campfire nights!
 Mazrae: dont know why but everytime graham turns around to check on the other two, it just kills me
Zack Hennings: isn't Cayde dead?
Zack Hennings: why is he here?
 Mr_Horrible: Zavala now an official Ohio resident
 Beefpants: Detective Inspector Spectre
Sly_chocobo: Also having Cayde-6 some back was really great, I had *not* heard about it at all so it was a total surprise 
 Beefpants: at your service
 Jakelope13: Okay, so, if the Witness dies.... do the people stuck in those statues go free?
 TacitusVigil: Good question. Next question.
 josh___something: The statues ARE the witness, technically
Sly_chocobo: @Jakelope13 ..... Sure..
 cranky_geek: Feeling all the aches and pains of being mortal must suck after a couple of centuries
 Hawkwreak: @Jakelope13 .....Kinda? Its... currently being explained in the post story stuff.
 TacitusVigil: OH hey, it's David Pumpkins!
 Renkai_116: 
 Dedwrekka: Is he still Cade-6 or is he Cade-7 now?
 cranky_geek: 
 josh___something: 
SmashTCG: The part that got me there was the "at least i hope"
 Hawkwreak: @Dedwrekka Cayde-6
 Mazrae: im dying
 Jakelope13: @cranky_geek They're not really... immortal. They just don't stay dead
 TacitusVigil: Cayde-7 is just Calus fan fiction 
CanvasWolfDoll: npcs must find the pcs insufferable
 Bassios: G'mornin folks
  TXC2: hello Bassios  welcome
 jamesinor: @Dedwrekka I think Cayde-6, he didn't lose his memories in a reset which most exo have to eventually
 Luminaire_p: I mean, technically it COULD be for nothing still
neatnamebro: imagine being in the endwar and your best soldiers are just emoting while you talk about serious strategizing
 Mazrae: does that ghost have a safety bubble on it
 TacitusVigil: Basic human decency? Doesn't sound real.
Dezponia: Hai Graham! Love you! 
RebekahWSD: Basic human decency is pretty cool
 jamesinor: That Ghost became the moon
 TacitusVigil: That's what the Hive did
SmashTCG: lore
 cranky_geek: @jakelope13  undead murder machine
  TXC2: hello Dezponia  welcome
 betweenmyself: the Ghost is being strained
 Jakelope13: @neatnamebro There's an entire branch of Guardian R&D where the researchers repeatedly kill themselves, because in the brief moments between life and death they experience insights
 TacitusVigil: Oh, the Ghost, not the Moon. Nm.
  Dix: Eye Searing Ghost
 josh___something: Oh, it's the flashbang ghost
 Bassios: It's not just "pink", it's "PINK!!!"
 jamesinor: Inb4 claptrap ghost
 Hawkwreak: @Jakelope13 Thanatonautics is wild..
 betweenmyself: Bunny Ghost is best Ghost 
 TacitusVigil: I bet photo finish would look great on it.
Werdnae: Every time the witness has tried to take control of it, and Ghost fights back, it's damaged ghost
  TXC2: these all look like cores from Portal 2 to me 
 Mr_Horrible: astrolabe ghost YUM
quietcat: oh the little bat friend is so cute
 jamesinor: Uh... That ghost looks unstable
 Dedwrekka: Imagine being in the endwar with resurected warriors from all over and -not- being surrounded by impenetrable memes
 jamesinor: Like they might explode
 Luminaire_p: I miss Cat Ghost and Ghost Ghost
NathanLonghair: so I know zero about Destiny, but Zavala sounded a lot like ME’s Captain Anderson - same VA?
 LowUpsideCJ: I have a tennis ball one I call challengers ghost
 Mr_Horrible: Iconoclasm? Eden's Verse?
 TacitusVigil: NO
neatnamebro: this is the final mission of the campaign before all those other missions
 Renkai_116: NO
 Luminaire_p: Come on, let's raid, Graham
 LowUpsideCJ: @NathanLonghair Yeah it is
 josh___something: TIME for PAIN if you did this on legend.
Werdnae: you also don't have to do the raid yourself
mic_stuck: that is something you say before you sdtay up all night and do the raid
SmashTCG: wildcarc absolutly manditory
RebekahWSD: Final final FINAL mission (final)
neatnamebro: well we're not doing a raid tonight 1 hour later
 Dedwrekka: @Luminaire_p It's only...3am CST, plenty of time
NathanLonghair: @lowupsidecj Neat 😊 He’s good at what he does for sure
 josh___something: Yeah, considering what happens AFTER excision... you kinda need to do wildcard
Werdnae: It's framed as "someone did the raid, so this mission is unlocked"
 Luminaire_p: We have 35 minutes to finish Salvation's Edge. It's notoriously easy
  MrPhlip: I see James has been mining here
 Mazrae: these biome splits are crazy
EvilBadman: Cool chunk ya punched there
 Beefpants: Hands but not feet, never feet
 Laserbeaks_Fury: CORN!
  TXC2: "do you ever think about about hands?" ("AI" "art") "no"
 Hawkwreak: @Beefpants Absolutely never.
 terribleplan:  ?
krfsm: y'ever just think about holes?
  MrPhlip: @Beefpants there's plenty of reference material for that already
 Luminaire_p: I think that's corn
 Dedwrekka: Falling Down A Hole: Bad for your health, but GREAT for your highlights.
 Mr_Horrible: the Witness is looking to trade for Sheep and Ore
 ArdCollider: c o r n
 RockPusher: Find a nice place to settle down and grow some mutant grass
 RockPusher: 
 Hawkwreak: Its corn. Its big lumps with knobs. They have the juice.
  TXC2: Corn is always interesting
NathanLonghair: are you guys in a corn hole?
nyoomgoom: this corn is arranged like the wheat fields in a minecraft village that generated oddly
 Wolfstrike_NL: takes notes:  Corn = our purpose
ComradeMik: I get it. It's a maize
adept_nekomancer: Corn is just extra fancy grass
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I see Big Corn got to Bungie
 Dedwrekka: @ComradeMik booo
 Luminaire_p: Snot a problem
krfsm: @Laserbeaks_Fury corn is not a staple. corn is a PLATFORM.
 josh___something: Triangles are neat
 RockPusher:    
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: that Sumo baby
 snowewolf: i got knocked off the side so many time on this one
 Mr_Horrible: this is true in essentially every mmo
 Luminaire_p: what if it's a triangle you're standing in?
krfsm: the voice for the Witness reminds me a bit of the Mysterious Stranger from The Adventures of Mark Twain.
MaddogM: Get on/off the point!
 quton: perfect thunder crash
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If they don't find you handsome, they should at leats find you handy
 josh___something: G does "Masculine NONSENSE guy" real well
 TheDevil_Risen: its a 3d render of that painting of the stairs
 Lord_Hosk: Wow, Rockpusher, when was the last time Tom "dyketacular" even streamed?
MaddogM: Is Cayde still the voice of Reason?
 Luminaire_p: Bungie USED the extra time from the delay
 Jakelope13: The Witness is sending out big "Will you lot just Stop Moving! I'm trying to paint your portrait here!" energy
 Luminaire_p: Just Shapes and Beating up the  Witness
 Hawkwreak: Alison Luhrs being on the writing team for this expac absolutely shows.
RebekahWSD: Cuuuubes
 TheDevil_Risen: one thing to do with the millions of tons of plastic floating in the ocean
 Serpens77: hooray for geometry. You can't have things shaped like things without shapes!
 Bassios: I cube, you cube, we all cube for cubecube
 RandomTrivia: Getting so many vibes from Control here
 PsychoI3oy: is this game funnier to Australians with all the Shapes?
 Mr_Horrible: frankly how dare they
 Hawkwreak: Even if when I first saw the vidoc, I remembered her for... Screaming at the Lrr folk for being bad at magic.
pimiento: now we can attack the darkness!
  MrPhlip: "Stand in the aura and shoot the lemon" is going in !advice
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 RockPusher: Lord_Hosk no idea, but I think it was a bit unlock so it sits there, tempting me to use it whenever corn comes up 
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 josh___something: we have lemon, but not E G G
 ArdCollider: "heed the cairn" should go in there too
  Dix: That's right... the hand fits in the Hand Hole
 Lord_Hosk: Oh, I thought you were paying to maintain the corn because you liked it so much.
neatnamebro: beeg
 RandomTrivia: OH
 ArdCollider: Miniature World!
MaddogM: It's got a handhole on you?
 Mazrae: i really think Bungie just wanted to give everyone a "hand" for all of this
  TXC2: Dix  they're called gloves 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just ghosts all the way down
 betweenmyself: Oops! ALL Ghosts!
MaxVolume: This is where the cubes from Portal go
 Beefpants: You're now a light of the pawn?
 TheDevil_Risen: Yes luke,, the dark side... 
 NightValien28: what up team, what up G man
 Bassios: I have absolutely no context for anything happening, having only briefly played a bit of destiny on google stadia, but it's all very pretty and weird lookin'
  TXC2: hello NightValien28  welcome
MaddogM: tempt us into hands?
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey kid you wanna smoke some DARKNESS?" - The Witness
 josh___something: prism?
AndyDaMage: pizza shapes?
 Hawkwreak: Im personally partial to the dodecahedron myself.
  TXC2: duodecahedron ?
 josh___something: cone maybe?
 MaddestScientist: stately tetrohedrons
 Laurence72: Tridecahedron?
MaddogM: BBQ shapes - S teir
  MrPhlip: BBQ shapes, I think
 Dedwrekka: icosohedron?
 Mazrae: what about a pentadecagon?
MaxVolume: Everyone name their favourite shape!
 Mr_Horrible: I'd fuckin' kill for some pizza shapes ngl
 Luminaire_p: I'm really into Modern Shapes, but I could deal with Pioneer if I needed to
 TheDevil_Risen: this is your brain, on fractals!
 RockPusher: Lord_Hosk hehe, not in this case, but I'm also not above doing that as Dix can attest to  
 josh___something: B
 wedge_x: B
  Dix: Tru story
 josh___something: I switched mine to 5
 ArdCollider: you hit B, although I remapped that to ~ because I don't cycle weapons that way
  Dix: I really really wish I had the time to stream again
  Dix: I miss it
 betweenmyself: B for “Branscendence”
Werdnae: On controller it's L3 + R3
MaddogM: It's either B or not B
 RockPusher: Dix you have more pressing concerns making sure there are new generations of Good Humans™
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/vNFjCe9.png
MaxVolume: @MaddogM B or not to B?
 Hawkwreak: @Lord_Hosk Outstanding.
ComradeMik: Ok, so the witness' motivation is that life is painful, so i'm going to kill everything. Is that the new post-modern "world domination" of villain motivations?
Tom Ireland: zack - they brought him back from the dead. not sure how but saw him in some trailers
  MrPhlip: upstairs in the corners
 ArdCollider: more "life is painful but hey, have you considered fascism"
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 betweenmyself: @comrademik not “killing” everything; suspending them forever in “not death”
 Mr_Horrible: yes, Witness, they're MMO players
 Mr_Horrible: this is known
 Toxxick: it’s not just that life is pain that pisses off the witness, it’s that life has yet to find an answer to life being pain.
 Hawkwreak: The witness effectively thinks that perfection is a universe of perfect stillness. No death, no life, No movement or growth just... Its done.
 Lord_Hosk: You don't get to keep the ax? disappointing
 Mazrae: damn graphics driver update, just thought something bad happened to my moniter
MaddogM: So, Is the final shape a hand?
bagfullofbees: I like it when the witness talks at you
  Dix: I do love that the Witness could have just wrecked shop but we made it PERSONAL
ComradeMik: I get all that. It still kinda sounds like therapy would be easier, but ok
 Mr_Horrible: it's the very classic trope of "is life enough to warrant all this pain?" and when you answer "yeah it can be pretty cool sometimes" they get really red and mad
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I like the reading that The Final Shape is a game that is no longer updated. It no longer changes, just loops in it's last iteration.
 Beefpants: Behold, theatrics
 Mr_Horrible: @Laserbeaks_Fury it does fit pretty well, thematically, for the closure of an MMO story
 Luminaire_p: that was a hiccup, I think
 LowUpsideCJ: I was trying to make it until this stream's end out of pst solidarity but I'm calling it. see you all to continue my watch and chat-a thon tomorrow
  TXC2: gunplay, with theatrics
 Luminaire_p: it's already steaming
  TXC2: so the Witness is just saying "DEBATE ME!" to life its self ?
 wedge_x: an amalgam of billions of consciousnesses will end all entropy before going to therapy
 Mr_Horrible: it's doing the Tex Avery mad smokestack
  MrPhlip: steam coming out of the ears of all the faces in the head cloud
marmalade_pen: see ya lower upside
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fuming, at a state of being
 Mazrae: i know that it said pick up tangle but for some reason i kind of read it as pick up triangle and i was like theres your shape
RebekahWSD: Why are all these beings so TALL
ComradeMik: Gestalt consciousnesses of post calamity societies will literally freeze the universe rather than go to therapy.
 betweenmyself: If we had just said “Life is pretty neat, and so are you…”  the Witness would have been swayed to our side.  Witness is a total Tsundere….  B-baka.
MaxVolume: Can I get a witness?
 josh___something: Traveler, or portal
  Dix: Thanks Kabir
marmalade_pen: gs a big shield mans
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote shield
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  MrPhlip: man this goes faster than Legend
 josh___something: Star eater's warlocks, smh
RebekahWSD: "Oh we hit that thing like a truck"
 Lord_Hosk: from three tailed Fox-mar
 Mr_Horrible: in ESTA economia?
 Luminaire_p: in this economy?
 josh___something: y'know, it's front tail
  MrPhlip: Get axed
 NightValien28: tunk
 Lord_Hosk: it axed you a question
  Dix: THWONK
 Hawkwreak: .
 TheDevil_Risen: he axed you the final question 
 bjergmann101: There is one, Hoisting it's axe, There is one, Swing it's axe... There is death
 terribleplan: RIP Internet?
 Luminaire_p: Sniper had a power blip
 Mr_Horrible: Blade of Reasoning, defeated by Ad Hominem again
 Luminaire_p: coming back now
 Mr_Horrible: Witness stop mugging to the camera
  Dix: The 4th wall break
 josh___something: No, commendations are actually not really that important
sephsays: what’s wrong with glittery things buddy
 Musical_Marauder: god the witness is just ego jerking at this point
 josh___something: They're only needed for guardian ranks really
 measureofhope: High-key calling out gamer culture
 Hawkwreak: Witness actually trying to tell us to stop playing the game.
MaxVolume: Is he telling you to quit playing Destiny?
 Mr_Horrible: Witness really said "Log off, touch grass"
 wedge_x: "Be a beacon."
 Luminaire_p: It's not like it's the first time a character has broken the 4th wall
 Doncromatic: How'd your morning G? I'm trucking
sephsays: if uplift includes “no glittery things”, I don’t want uplift tyvm
 ThorSokar: this "escape" they offer sounds a lot like death.....
nyoomgoom: i do like that funky ocean block
MaddogM: Is that a terrarium?
 TacitusVigil: He was being sincere!
Mai_Andra: "Is she baptised?"
 Mr_Horrible: OOOOOOO
 TacitusVigil: SINCERE
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass, Mara
  Dix: Mara jumping into the fray? Ya don't say
 Mr_Horrible: mood
 NightValien28: that's how I wanna go
 ThorSokar: looks more like caramel to me
 Luminaire_p: extruded
 Hawkwreak: It does look deliciously viscous.
 Beefpants: I put water cubes in my drink bottle at the gym
Sly_chocobo: you know, I jsut realised that the witness is basically like the dad from the Lego movie...
 Beefpants: they fit in my pocket easier
  TXC2: looks oddly like wood to me 
 Mr_Horrible: a scuffle
 Luminaire_p: Little a witness
 Mr_Horrible: a tussle
Mai_Andra: ice cream machine's broken (due to all the deaths)
 Beefpants: Scripted loss?
HaltBen2514: is that like the pitch drop ting
 Beefpants: 
  MrPhlip: soften him up a little
 ThorSokar: just a little tap on the bottom?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We need our "If it bleeds, we can kill it" moment
EvilBadman: Agustus nooooo
FierceXena: ohhhh I’m new to Destiny so looking forward to watching you fight that cauliflower head guy
  MrPhlip: And take a left at the dissected war beast
nyoomgoom: i'm headcanoning that the syrup is actually still fluid, just has unfathomable levels of viscosity
 Luminaire_p: That's not THAT far
 betweenmyself: Are you brave enough to walk the Hall of Hands?  And can you solve the puzzle in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?
 TacitusVigil: The Witness loves swatches.
 Beefpants: Its... lego
  MrPhlip: the Traveler got minecrafted
 Mr_Horrible: playing through an FPS of the glitch worlds from old SNES games
 Luminaire_p: This has been in the plans since  crafting
pimiento: my friend tiled his kitchen kinda like that
usmu1976: Am I correct in saying The Witness is similar to Terry Pratchett´s Auditors
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's as if someone took peices of a bunch of different things and mashed them together....like the Witness
Mai_Andra: stairs are a sometimes food
 Mazrae: almost made it to the end, but started feeling unwell, night G and night chat
  MrPhlip: When in doubt, up
 Alienfirst: watching my sister play this, and my only thought at the time was “huh, they went and mixed Minecraft and hellraiser on the mood board”
  TXC2: so long Mazrae  stay safe
EvilBadman: And this is the Hollywood sign, eh?
MaxVolume: Mainly cubes
 Beefpants: so many chunk punches happened here
pimiento: witness is cutting shapes
 Hawkwreak: @Mai_Andra You cant stop me from eating stairs whenever I want
 TacitusVigil: Correction: You do not, in fact, have to hand it to The Witness
  TXC2: Graham "fan of shapes" Stark
 Beefpants: cool shtuff
  Dix: "Behold... my stuff"
 Luminaire_p: when it punches chunks, it just TAKES them
 Mr_Horrible: "What if I shaved cubes into the known universe?"
sephsays: Is the Witness actually just James?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, there's been a lot of falling already
 Jakelope13: Is this what happens whenever James punches out a chunk? Do all those chunks wind up here?
 ThorSokar: They're going to get to the end and it's going to be this blue guy who like troll dolls, isn't it?
sephsays: is this James’ final form?
 Beefpants: World famous minecraft youtuber The Witness
 josh___something: well...
 josh___something: 
 josh___something: Stagger
 Beefpants: no loitering in the hall of hands
 Luminaire_p: stagger
  MrPhlip: more stagger
gameboy350: Why does the terrain look like a minecraft chunk error
  MrPhlip: anti-overload is the ability one
MaddogM: hands
 josh___something: If you loop ignitions on a boss, it just PERMA STAGGERS
 ThorSokar: some H.R. Giger time
 josh___something: anti-barrier, as it's name implies, is better against elemental shields IIRC
  TXC2: horsy no!
 josh___something: STORSE!
 Luminaire_p: I don't think that one is Star Horse
 josh___something: Storse is fine, not to worry
 ThorSokar: perhaps a Space Stallion?
MaddogM: Butt Stallion?
MaxVolume: Take it!
 TacitusVigil: But really transparent crappy loot.
 Beefpants: look at my shiz, all this shiz
 TacitusVigil: Now if it had given us a legendary...
  MrPhlip: ah, my favourite wall
 TacitusVigil: *exotic
Mai_Andra: but none of that is useful loot...
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm in this for the lore, Witness" "Oh fuck they're a weirdo..."
 Jakelope13: Oh my god, this is where all the Engrams Rahoul collects wind up!
 josh___something: mouthouthouthouthouth
 Beefpants: compensating for no rizz here
  MrPhlip: "mantle on the teeth" is also going in !advice
 NightValien28: I don't really understand destiny, but what in the fuck is this place
 Hawkwreak: Mantle on the teeth, is certainly AN Sentence of all time.
 DaSunao:  
 Mr_Horrible: oh I do love the offset-sliced humanoid models
 NightValien28: who let kojima design a level?
 TacitusVigil: Imagine if they'd made a fake exotic that they offered to us now.
 Greyah: Normally I try to avoid visceral discomfort before noon, but it's 11am and here we are.
 betweenmyself: this expansion has some quite evocative imagery
MaddogM: Sniper update?
 satyropodobny: on the left you'll be passing the gift shop
gameboy350: What is rent like in chunk error land?
 Luminaire_p: imagine pricing out the glass
goateedave86: Definitely an issue with the number of bathrooms though
sephsays: imagine how hench your legs will be from all this stairs to get up here
 TheWooglie: Kids spoiling the fun
 ThorSokar: yea, unless it's Louisiana those mosquitoes aren't making it 1km up
 Mr_Horrible: also all Guardians count as kids
 Drigerslash: No pets if its not closed up
 Mr_Horrible: since they have the same self-preservation as children
 TimeToFry: Doggy
 josh___something: It's the dog-person
Mai_Andra: @Jakelope13 They get to the end and discover "The Witness" is just Rahoul, after consuming a billion engrams
 TacitusVigil: Turns out the final shape is a bidet.
 ThorSokar: That appears to be a disassembled screaming bull?
  TXC2: drain to where ?
 NightValien28: drain where?
 josh___something: There's a person interspersed with that dog
 NightValien28: drain where graham
  TXC2: I will profoundly worry about it
 Mr_Horrible: "Facet of Sacrifice" - me waking up before noon
MaddogM: I was expecting that to be another exploding chest
 betweenmyself: and now back down the giant staircase! 
 Luminaire_p: It's made of lots of things
  TXC2: Like a Dinosaur but not
 josh___something: along with sections of a DIFFERENT cabal soldier, I think
krfsm: I'm thinking körperwelten
Werdnae: So the three facet's that you've unlocked in those hidden chests are the facet of Devotion, facet of Bravery, and Facet of Sacrifice.
gameboy350: Intersectional artwork, imperssive
 Lord_Hosk: Lets be honest our cloths are gong to be hung up on the unspeakable horor anyways, they are never going to get put away in the closet
 TimeToFry: Is this on Legendary or normal difficulty?
krfsm: and also wossname, The Cell
 josh___something: I mean, calus was infinitely more gaudy
 satyropodobny: Looks like someone seen "The Cell" with J.LO
  MrPhlip: @TimeToFry Normal
Mai_Andra: whether we wanted it or not, the cabal have really stepped in it this time
krfsm: by Tarsem Singh, I think?
 josh___something: Oh no, they're talking about sniper and foxmar now
 Mr_Horrible: yes, because that's what makes a good leader: brute strength
 TacitusVigil: Join me Mr. Bond and we can rule together!
 Mr_Horrible: I'm starting to think this amalgam of consciousness is a dipshit
 Jakelope13: "I knew about humanity before it was cool. It never was."
MaxVolume: Him trying to bargain means he is afraid of you
nyoomgoom: woah title drop :0
 TacitusVigil: It's kinda funny how desperate the Witness gets in the end.
 josh___something: So, the witness knows the final shape is BUTTS for anyone a part of it
 josh___something: Witness angy
 Mr_Horrible: ayo
 TacitusVigil: Here's loot. No? Uh uh, how about joining me?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 josh___something: COME... and be destroyed
MaxVolume: He said come, and they came, all of them ,even the dragons
 ThorSokar: OK, good he finished that sentence there
 terribleplan: I can't wait for all the edits of that one...
RebekahWSD: Great explanation lmao
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 TheWooglie: the Harrison Ford film?
nyoomgoom: i am sure that the silly youtube videos community are aaaaall over that "come" line already
ComradeMik: No cumming in the chamber, got it
 terribleplan: What happened? COME!
ComradeMik: Cum, and be destroyed
  TXC2: "you've come! I mean I know you said you would come, but....you've come!" "yes.....I have come."
 ThorSokar: oh noooo
 Serpens77: Weednesdays
krfsm: it's kind of nonsensical (not surprising, since it's supposed to be mostly set in a serial killer's subconscious) but visually *amazing*
 satyropodobny: @TXC2 christ on a bike
 Mr_Horrible: tbh if you're gonna smoke up before a class, Film Studies is not a bad candidate
  TXC2: yeap that's a baaaaad trip 
  TXC2: satyropodobny  well he walked, but yes
krfsm: Immortals
EvilBadman: Oh hey they have mouth and can scream
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 TehAmelie: this is Manos the Hands of Fate
 Laserbeaks_Fury: AI hands
 Mr_Horrible: I love the 2-thumb motifs
krfsm: they're symmetrical!
 TacitusVigil: Yep. The Witness has Neo-Sapien hands.
 accountmadeforants: The Miyazaki hall
  TXC2: Hand 2.0
 Laurence72: They're Koala Bear hands??
CanvasWolfDoll: general grievous hands
 wedge_x: hands the hands of fate
 ThorSokar:  The "High Five Bro" room 
 Luminaire_p: hi, Ambi-Dexter
excalgold: Gotta hand it to tis level designer....
 betweenmyself: @tehamelie 
 MaddestScientist: is that the final shape?
 Jakelope13: Plant your Flag amongst the Final hand!
sephsays: those handshakes sound unsettling
panpan_unbroken: the shape was a hand 
EvilBadman: Smash Brothers is Destiny canon
 TacitusVigil: (ExoSquad did those hands 30 years ago)
 Aigarius: face not final yet
  TXC2: oh hello the end of Matrix Revolutions
 Lord_Hosk: Watches you no matter where you move?  THATS OUR JOB! Get off our bit!
HaltBen2514: why is that shot in 0.5x
cspacefeet: They kinda made this guy just a lil toooo goofy, I think
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh no Final Hand, the worst named brothel in universe
MaddogM: I still say the final shape is a hand
 satyropodobny: is the final shape just a big juicy butt
Dan G: Will we get a new Master hand to beat up with its exra thumb?
Cole Albee: Sure hope so
 TacitusVigil: Don't even worry about it.
Peevvi: you know, fluxion
 Mr_Horrible: that's just the newest nVidia graphics driver
 ThorSokar: she sounds nice
  TXC2: some Rick and Morty naming there
 Serpens77: that can jsut fluxoff
 ArdCollider: hypnotist of *ladies,* etc.
 Laurence72: Fluxon sounds like some sort of stomach prescription medicine
 RocknGrohlNerd: B I G fluxies
EvilBadman: Rizzler, Purveyor of Gyatt
 Kipstar: you don't want your fluxion UNsubjugated!
 Bassios: Ah, Wimblewam, The Wamblywimble Wimbler
Mai_Andra: didn't realize Keith David was in this now
 RocknGrohlNerd: stop fluxin on the poor guy
HaltBen2514: m’aegis
  TXC2: isn't Rizzler from Tron? 
 TacitusVigil: Aegis of S.H.I.E.L.D.
 Laurence72: hooooooooooooooooold
 PsychoI3oy: fluxion sounds like an offbrand from amazon for some sort of electronics parts
  TXC2: Mai_Andra  yes, he's replace Lance reddick
 Greyah: The mix. Normally you gotta stand in the not circle to not die.
 TimeToFry: Took me an embarrasing number of attempts to figure that one out
CanvasWolfDoll: i'm putting my money on the final shape being the friends we made, then lost down pits, along the way
 Beefpants: and lo, he shalt NOT stand in fire
 Bassios: [slow heavy metal plays]
 RocknGrohlNerd: as a treat
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Nooo, Jeff!"
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Mmm a single slice of Ham. Lovely.
 Greyah: So from what I can tell, Destiny 2 is a point and click. Use shield on crack. Use sword on man.
 Beefpants: His name was Robert Paulson
 Beefpants: subjugator of prawn
CanvasWolfDoll: 'that was a limited edition creepy figure! still in its wrapping!'
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
HaltBen2514: I mean most pc games are point and click at their base forms
 RockPusher: "The crack is here now!" well then, better get the party started! 
 josh___something: you got witness'ed
 ThorSokar: Where are the cheetos!?
 ThatWhichNeverWas: What've you got there?
 TacitusVigil: You can have a little Darkness as a treat.
CanvasWolfDoll: a
 ThatWhichNeverWas: A sword!
 ThatWhichNeverWas: NO!!!
MaddogM: I cast magic missile!
 TheDevil_Risen: The Darkness?i believe in a thing called love! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart *sings*
 Beefpants: I roll to seduce all these weird statue people
 Mr_Horrible: [screams terrifyingly]
 satyropodobny: do we do this loop until all the stones are destroyed one by one?
 TacitusVigil: Man, you can tell those beings have been working in retail for too long.
CanvasWolfDoll: are there any cloaked figures? cause i want to destroy theeem!
 RandomTrivia: That's cool
 Wolfstrike_NL: But we like a Gardener for our new apartment!
 KharadBanar: You know a Gardener is serious business when they have a capital G
 TacitusVigil: Ok, Dave Coulie
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Big Angy!
  TXC2: Samwise was a Gardener
CanvasWolfDoll: if you can only destroy one per visit, this is going to take a long while to get through that crowd
 TacitusVigil: Fun fact: a healing grenade *will* restore your health
 Luminaire_p: but my mother’s back!
 RandomTrivia: 
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 ThatWhichNeverWas: That's why you don't stop
 TimeToFry: This bit is rough
 Renkai_116:     
  TXC2: TPK TPK TPK
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 ThatWhichNeverWas: Trundle your way to freedom!
 RandomTrivia: 
RunningCommentary: fair enough
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Moseyx like you've never Moseyed berfore!
  MrPhlip: I didn't even know there was a mechanic to this, I just walked straight through it first time...
 terribleplan: You're like 5% hands.
 Laurence72: It's a second teir bridge, a hand me down, if you will
  TXC2: RunningCommentary  sorry we don't allow other channel to advertise here, but good luck with the running
 accountmadeforants: Heck yeah, we beat Metroid!
 TheArchitectX: Dang, you gotta 5 star that Uber.
bagfullofbees: did you know that your hands are made out of hands?
panpan_unbroken: I'll get you next time, Gadget!
bentropik subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
 bentropik: Is this that Density I hear so much about?
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 TheDevil_Risen: its like the dhark draw, only with hands.
 Serpens77: his head is full of heads
 Beefpants: "I'm sorry bro but I can't take you seriously"
 satyropodobny: @bagfullofbees no, they aren't. It's the "is water wet?" argument all over again
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 TacitusVigil: Oh no, it's played The Force Unleashed!
 Beefpants: "I am HUGE"
RebekahWSD: Everything likes being a big ;_;
 RandomTrivia: NOW it's big
 TacitusVigil: And seen Dr. Strange.
  MrPhlip: Hands
CanvasWolfDoll: the witness looks like a clone wars sith until you can see the giant eyes
 Serpens77: Look out! He's armed!
 Beefpants: "My power is being HUGE"
 RocknGrohlNerd: and I mean big big
 TimeToFry: You REALLY pissed it of now
MaddogM: hand
 RandomTrivia: Hey look, a hand!
 Jakelope13: Oh no, the Witness has shown its true form! It is MADE OF HANDS
goateedave86: I mean, you've really gotta hand it to them
 Beefpants: Leave him he's dead!
 FarleyF: Witness only wants order in the universe - is the Witness Serge in the destiny world
 Aigarius: it's quite handy, to be made out of hands
pimiento: maybe if we get absorbed into the witness we can influence it from within!
 Renkai_116: Saladins Axe Lets go!
 Aigarius: leave him, he is hand now
 Musical_Marauder: all i hear is a baby crying because we wont give them what they want
 Greyah: Those hands don't have that second thumb. Weird.
Redpandarama: Graham Stark what are you doing UP at this hour?
 satyropodobny: so the witness was just a handyman all along
mrverbal: seems very handy
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Raid time!
krfsm: kinda handsy
 TacitusVigil: So you might say we escaped from the Witness's...clutches? 
 Creideiki_SE: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:10 AM
  NapalmSideburns: I wonder if the Witness has an OnlyHands account
bagfullofbees: gettin' handsy
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: A bit handsy, isn't he?
  TXC2: 2d cutscene
 Beefpants: with more hands
 snowewolf: catching these hands
 Serpens77: hands.... touching hands.... reaching out...
Dan G: That flick just making me think of "excuse me do you have a moment"
 Shaneusm: This plotline is really Handy
 Luminaire_p: now you get to meet Micah-10!
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Bad touching.
pimiento: high five, witness .. ok not that many
mrverbal: the if it bleeds we can kill it song is so good
 Luminaire_p: my new favorite character
 quton: raid time?
 Renkai_116:      
 FarleyF: watch as we recreate the Commodore Hustle Episode about Alex Streaming IRL - just with Graham in the lead role
 TacitusVigil: And Johnny Cage, from Earthrealm!
 Renkai_116: oh another EXO!
 satyropodobny: You'd think that someone called "The Witness" would have an eye motif, but nope, all hands!
 bentropik: And my axe!
 TacitusVigil: Micah-10 is from the Six Coyotes
 Aigarius: micha-1 to -9 were not as great
 TheDevil_Risen: Mac-10, brother of Tek-9 
 Beefpants: To over 9000?
 ArdCollider: Micah wrote a bunch of heartfelt letters to the Traveler back in the day.
Cole Albee: A very "hands on" ruler it seems
 Luminaire_p: I would love to talk to you about Micah-10 later, she’s my favorite from way back
 Renkai_116: SWORD!!!!
 ThatWhichNeverWas: @satyropodobny Good news about the raid weapons 
 TheDevil_Risen: OOOO
 Beefpants: "while he's on the toilet"
 frostownik: @satyropodobny it has a first-hand account of the event
 TheDevil_Risen: final battle
pimiento: witness the fitness
 Renkai_116: BE LEGEND!!!!
RebekahWSD: ominous as shit
 vidStrickland: maaaaaan, The Final Shape campaign was SO GOOD.
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Was that The Sword Of Fire and Ice?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: THE WITNESS WILL RETURN
 Jakelope13: You know, I wonder if anyone will make a cutscene where someone says "Be warned, you will lose your strength, but you will prevail!"
 Renkai_116: for the raid yes
 Renkai_116: 3 days SMH
  TXC2: countdown to infinity ?
 accountmadeforants: Earthrealm's greatest champion! [punches nuts]
 Aigarius: was it the final countdown?
 RandomTrivia: Can we look forward to seeing that raid on the mighty Loading Ready Run Video Entertainment Network some time soon?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: But can you....jump off the Tower
  Dix: There's 55 feathers?! sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
 quton: I loved the amount of collectible and secrets in pale heart
 Beefpants: Get grinding
 Mr_Horrible: @Dix me looking at any bird
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the stream Graham
 FarleyF: Graham and Pauls Sub stream will now be the Raid from Destiny 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: 
 Renkai_116: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 might take some time , but maybe maybe we get there in the end
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Full Circle
 Beefpants: 
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  only one way to find out 
  Dix: Well you CAN land down there fine
 Musical_Marauder: feather collection, my heart aches in assassin's creed 2
 Beefpants: 
 RockPusher: Thank you Graham 
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Graham, Foxmar, SniperPumpkin   
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: How many walls down there have collision?
MaddogM: that was handy  
 RockPusher:   
RebekahWSD: Be well!
marmalade_pen: thanks graham, have good sleeps
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, Foxmar and Sniper
 Renkai_116: thanks for the fun Times All!
 Mr_Horrible: I don't partake myself anymore, but Destiny 2 always a treat to watch
  TXC2: !subathon
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 RocknGrohlNerd: thank you G 
 TacitusVigil: And unforgettable feast.
 snowewolf: you got a bed setup in prop room G?
 Hawkwreak: @Musical_Marauder I Recently replayed AC2 and... Man I very quickly decided I wasnt doing that nonsense.
  MrPhlip: it's, like, infinity o'clock in the morning for Foxmar, rn
bagfullofbees: thanks for everything Graham, now go to sleep
  MrPhlip: I don't know where Sniper lives
 TacitusVigil: You're a strange fellow Graham, but I will say this: you finalize a good shape.
 Beefpants: This new 'Destiny' game looks interesting, I hope it does well.
  Foxmar320: !schedule
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 RocknGrohlNerd: hello youtubes, how are the tubes today 
 RandomTrivia: Would love to see the raid at some point
  TXC2: or today on the subathon
Earthenone: monikLRRs
RebekahWSD: Board games!!
 Musical_Marauder: @Hawkwreak good it is both sad, storywise, and hurtful, gameplaywise
Shaneusm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
 Shaneusm: DOOooOOooOOM
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  TXC2: "tonight, on a very special Monikers"
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Temu games??? Yeeeeeessssss
 Renkai_116: sadly all i can do is donate my time that is the best i can do hope you all have a great time all Bye Bye
 ThorSokar: and some garbage game you found at a garage sale?
RebekahWSD: Hopefully my physical therapy doesn't interfere with watching a lot of the board games!
 Mr_Horrible: board games from Temu - if you plug them somehow they *will* catch fire
 RockPusher:   
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Watch & AFK 
 Luminaire_p: go
 RandomTrivia: Sleep well, Graham!
 emberBecky: o/
  TXC2: Renkai_116  and that's good enough too 
 ErinusTV: bye Graham!
 ArdCollider: later G
 Hawkwreak: Sleep well G!
  TXC2: Bye
 TheDevil_Risen: o7
 Mr_Horrible: thanks, gang
 ThatWhichNeverWas: o7
 Shaneusm:   
  Dix: Bye G
 josh___something: bye G!
 macintose: o7
usmu1976: o7
marmalade_pen: buh bye
Redpandarama: byeee
 Shaneusm: 007
 Phailhammer: cya 
bagfullofbees: o7
 Hawkwreak: Oh its an banana phone
  TXC2: o7
 Renkai_116: thanks! @TXC2
 Hawkwreak: New banana who dis?
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: BANANA PHONE!
bagfullofbees: is this just gonna be n entire episode of live?
epsilon_vee: extant banana phone even
 TheDevil_Risen: time to watch the rest of EDSC
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 josh___something: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ErinusTV: omg 
 TimeToFry: 
  TXC2: what a revile
  TXC2: *reveal
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 aussie_rob_w: ahahahah that really got me
 RandomTrivia: Molly YES
 leggettor: i didnt miss it
 DaSunao: 
 Hawkwreak: Oh man, I love how it was just the bringer. And honestly, one of my favourite ones too. If for no other reason than "New Banana who dis?
nyoomgoom: teal, eggplant, and coral is a banger color palette
MaddogM: a reviling reveal?
ComradeMik: Oh hey, it's the kathleen talking to herself episode
 KharadBanar: I'm sure Graham did this logo while researching his Olympic logos/mascots
  TXC2: MaddogM  a beguiling reveal perhaps?
 DNAli3n: good morning all
  TXC2: hello DNAli3n  welcome
 RocknGrohlNerd: how is the News sting so goood, it gets me humming along every-GD-time
 TacitusVigil: You have more fun as a defendant, but you make more money as a judge.
 commentarywife: morning morning
Siladuell: This is a weird Destiny 2 stream. 
 leggettor: @commentarywife Morning!!
  TXC2: hello commentarywife  welcome
 Musical_Marauder: ah it's this episode, i don't recognize the titles just the main stories
 leggettor: better than local issues of mouly porn
 josh___something: "Moldy issues of local pornography"
  TXC2: RUGS RUGS RUGS
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:21 AM
 josh___something: THICC ONES
  TXC2: come to the UK in the winter, it's night until 9am here 
  Graham_LRR: ah yes, Sp
  Graham_LRR: ah yes, Ep4 “the one where we talk to ourselves”
 josh___something: wait, that's both beej, right?
 Zaghrog: Yup
  TXC2: josh___something  sure is
345tom converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
 RockPusher: \  /
 FarleyF: Just like when A-Train has a go at Dick - its that hot Alex on Alex action
  TXC2: "I am a woman screaming to be heard"
  TXC2: Kathleen is a hero for this performace
 RocknGrohlNerd: bring out the comfy chair, confess women confess
 Serpens77: the Watch Along segment is in Australian Prime Time, it should be being broadcast upside-down 
 FarleyF: Hell Yeah
  Graham_LRR: I love that Kendra completely doesn’t get G’s sarcasm
 Mr_Horrible: honestly she's justified
 FarleyF: @Serpens77 too right mate - time for us aussies to show those Canadians how its done
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: a real team effort
 viowof: like this had to be recorded multiple times for the multiple voices, right?
 FarleyF: ah but who voices gus
 RockPusher: Richter is legal anywhere‽
hackingducks: dubiously.
  Graham_LRR: @viowof each episode takes several hours to record, then Kathleen edits it all together
 Lord_Hosk: They didn't have to record it multiple times, they had to invent cloning, which was suprisingly faster than recording each voice individually
  Graham_LRR: alright, night y’all! my taxi is here.
 KharadBanar: night Graham
 RandomTrivia: Night Graham!
 RockPusher: 'night G
 Serpens77: ni-ni G
  MrPhlip: Sleep well, G!
 FarleyF: Ni Night Graham
 Greyah: G'night G
 viowof: night G
KINGKRU: Sleep well?
Earthenone: nite G
 TacitusVigil: Night Graham
KINGKRU: !
  TXC2: Sleep Well Graham
 RandomTrivia: Adding Moore and Moore, you say? 
Oreo1369: Good night G
 Mr_Horrible: 
 spawnofhastur: Masked Shufflecat?
 ExachixKitsune: I love how richter is a blood-pressure increasing event.
  TXC2: Derrick got WAY better at his job this season
 josh___something: XD
  TXC2: CBT means different things
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Serpens77: @TXC2 at least 2 things
 ExachixKitsune: "physical therapy"
 cmdrud87: I was just about to make a Susaphone joke!
 Serpens77: a sousaphone is also a tuba
 Serpens77: it's jsut shaped differently to make it easier for marching with
 Fruan: "Literal Tigers" gets a laugh out of me every time. It is the perfect joke.
hackingducks: yeah I love the team name "Literal Tigers"
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: 
 Krektogar: Gibb!
 KharadBanar: appaddabba
  TXC2: More Gibb!
 commentarywife: 
  Dix: RIP Jack's Terrible Bird Site
 TehAmelie: and 4 years later. . .
  TXC2: I've never do it right once 
 TehAmelie: okay 21 was only 3 years ago. but it's still the "2020 bonus round"
Earthenone: 2020 will contunue until morale impoves
 Shaneusm: Gibb More Answers!
  TXC2: the blockchain is just a shitty shreadsheet 
hackingducks: it's an immutable append-only log that burns down rainforests.
 cmdrud87: Wooo
  TXC2: hackingducks  immutable UNTIL it gets forked 
 TheWanderingNomad: Pretty sure that's assault Gibb
 HadesLeprechaun: Woooo!
  Dix: \  / <(WOOOOO)
hackingducks: it's still immutable. you just now have two different forks.
hackingducks: you can't ever go back and mutate a record after it's added without breaking the hashing algorithm
  TXC2: there was a pre pandemic normal ?
 ExachixKitsune: the irony ofwatching this while on my last day of isolation due to inadvertently catching covid is not lost on me
 TehAmelie: ouch
marmalade_pen: im marmalade!!
 RockPusher: Noooo! My marmalade!
 TehAmelie: a trolly opportunity, or trollportunity. wait
  TXC2: you get and get in front of the trolley and stop it
  TXC2: *get out
  Dix: Oh no... and now he owns the bird site
nyoomgoom: cloud probably plays simulator games. he's too stressed thinking about SOLDIER or sephi or whatever so when he gets a moment he just goes head empty power wash
 forcedreject: And now machines are doing that
 TacitusVigil: @Dix Yep. 
  TXC2: 
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: I absolutely adore that Pistachio wears his headset upside down
 ExachixKitsune: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: I like the upside down headphones
hackingducks: pistachio so cute
 Aigarius: actually useful answer
 TehAmelie: i wanna make breakfast but i don't want to look away
 Fanklok: Hey wait a minute that's not pistachio its Ian in a bear suit
nyoomgoom: gibb won't let pistachio cook (pensive emoji)
 ExachixKitsune: some say pistachio is still talking to this day
  TXC2: there's a TOO much Star trek?
HaltBen2514: does that make Gibb an antivaxxer?
 TacitusVigil: I want to say Starfleet wouldn't be dumb enough to send a runabout to fight at Wolf 359, but they were desperate and they still had civilians on board the Saratoga, so...
type_variable: the christ / x jokes lmao
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  TXC2: TacitusVigil  right, surely having civies there was a war crime? 
hackingducks: @TacitusVigil they probably took runabouts to flee and/or fight during the battle.
 DaSunao: 
hackingducks: I mean, it's not exactly a war crime. they didn't know the borg was going to be that big of a threat.
 josh___something: Gibb of wisdom?
 Ard_Rhys: silly cone valley
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 I mean, at least they never did a twist where Jennifer was somehow assimilated by the Borg!
 RandomTrivia: Definitely "wisdom?"
 ErisOfSpace: what's the bit count for an additional hour this time around?
  MrPhlip: !subathon
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  TXC2: TacitusVigil  indeed, thanks for small mercies
HaltBen2514: 4 hundo
 TacitusVigil: @hackingducks Fleeing makes sense.
hackingducks: 400 per minute x 60
nyoomgoom: here we have one of the best things on the entire earth: blooper reels where a puppet stays in character
hackingducks: @TacitusVigil the borg didn't exactly let anyone flee.
type_variable: did we ever get the 3rd remake?
hackingducks: besides, they were holding wolf 359 to stop them from getting to earth... fleeing to earth doesn't help either.
 accountmadeforants: Wait, this was 2023
 TacitusVigil: @hackingducks I think one shop got away. They say it was a fleet of 40 ships and 39 were destroyed.
 ExachixKitsune: bowls
 ExachixKitsune: YES
 RandomTrivia: 
  Graham_LRR: @type_variable soon™
 RandomTrivia: I forgot about the bowls
Woodthorn: @Graham_LRR Oooh, sounds promising!
 RockPusher: it seems the taxi taxied correctly 
  TXC2: Graham_LRR  go to bed 
  Graham_LRR: ok!
 aussie_rob_w: Goodnight G!
 Greyah: Pickles. Pickles is my favorite flavor of chip.
 azninsect: Juicy couture
  TXC2: a train leaves Bismark presumably to escape
 jokerzgrave: Hello everyone
 jokerzgrave: Loved that sketch!
 Zaghrog: Hello!
 DiamondMX: Lunch? Yeah! Let's get zoodles!
  TXC2: hello jokerzgrave  welcome
 RandomTrivia: benginLul+
 RandomTrivia: 
nyoomgoom: 2017... was simultaneously 2 years ago and 200 years ago
 DiamondMX: I forgot they did this legally-distinct-Unskippable thing.
type_variable: wow i got a replay from g star
 FarleyF: Alex still mutters about it in the darkest of nights 
 Musical_Marauder: wow time has done nothing to paul, and shaved a beard multiple times for graham
  TXC2: right this game, sponsored by Russian Maxim
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hackingducks: N.E.R.D lapdance, definitely not licensed.
 TehAmelie: it definitely looked like they did a Lost Highway
marmalade_pen: what's running start
Woodthorn: A longer version of Unskippable
hackingducks: they show the opening of the game
 ExachixKitsune: Unskippable but they endure some gameplay too
Woodthorn: They riff off the intro cinematic and play the first few minutes
 KharadBanar: as opposed to the good, harmless cocaine
Woodthorn: Yeah
  TXC2: this is before LRR got the rights to Unskippible back
 type_variable: oh hell
marmalade_pen: so they don't do the commentary on treadmills?
 Greyah: And in this case, it feels like a bonus Watch+Play.
  TXC2: a further wail
 RocknGrohlNerd: good joke Graham
 type_variable: cant believe this is a sequel
  TXC2: why a bipod on the mounted gun ?
 DiamondMX: To be fair, some hard drugs are made *much* more dangerous because they're inconsistently made. You'd get a lot fewer overdoses if they were sold in consistent doses so people could use the intended amount.
hackingducks: you know, for the era, the in-engine cinematics are really not that bad
  TXC2: also cocaine guts cut with stuff that REALLY should not be in the human body
 TehAmelie: "evil drugs designed to kill the user" is even weirder than "drug dealers who give customers credit" up there on the list of things that only happen in movies
 Greyah: This is a weird episode of Black Lagoon.
 RandomTrivia: Impressively fast reload 
  TXC2: "the first one is free" is a thing that has never occurred in real life
 type_variable: deehydrated water
 accountmadeforants: "Faster. ... Faster."
hackingducks: that is a LOT of text
  TXC2: type_variable  so Oxygen?
 MrQBear: ah, it's a mil-sim!
 Greyah: @TXC2 It happens all the time! In "free"-to-play games. If you consider microtransactions addictive substances.
  TXC2: Greyah  touché
 DiamondMX: @Greyah Which you should, because they are designed to be.
 type_variable: @TXC2 weirdly no, that was the bad guys plan in The Tuxedo with jackie chan, to sell people water that would make them more thirsty
hackingducks: the game part of the game is looking tragic... definitely can tell where they spent their time
  TXC2: type_variable  huh I do not remember that part of that movie 
 Creideiki_SE: @type_variable Ah, diet soda.
  TXC2: Right I'm of to exercise, it's shoulder day
 type_variable: @TXC2 whoops no they were going to sell regular water and poison the regular water supply with the make thirsty
 KharadBanar: This game was clearly made before fish-swimming-out-of-the-way technology was a thing
 RandomTrivia: Take care, TXC2, have a good one
  TXC2: So be good chat, and keep on Subbing!
  TXC2: type_variable  dastardly!
 Fanklok: Did Graham have his knife out before he dove into the water?
 FarleyF: txc2 your not my mod 
 FarleyF: but seriously will do
 DaSunao: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 heck yeah, go for it, crush it even 
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrQBear: oh. no.
 EikoandMog: @MrQBear Heya Q!
 ExachixKitsune: oh this is *this* game
 forcedreject: El spidro Automoto?
 accountmadeforants: El spidro gigante
 MrQBear: @EikoandMog Morning/Evening/Timezone, Eiko!
 EikoandMog: El Spidro Pinto.
 josh___something: I sorta miss Running start
 doozard: Morning Folks
CoderBugsworth: Yeah I wish they'd done more episodes
 RocknGrohlNerd: @doozard Hi 
hackingducks: not as many games fit the show anymore tbh. opening cinematics like that have kinda fallen towards opening tutorial levels
  MrPhlip: Google tells me that that number, 1114112, is the total number of Unicode codepoints. 17×2^16. Probably a coincidence, but still a weird number to be showing up.
 type_variable: i think part of it is workload and avilable editors
 type_variable: i mean to make this show again it would probably look like express edits of the play it forward show
 EikoandMog: This is some's really, really good attempt at making Far Cry that they shouldn't have sold.
 RandomTrivia: 
hackingducks: @EikoandMog it's still a pretty far cry from far cry
BruceTuma: Much love everyone!          
 RandomTrivia: 
 HungryTanuki: 
 forcedreject: I mean, practically the same circles
 RandomTrivia: Hello BruceTuma, welcome
 MrQBear: Parade!
 azninsect: ahh yes the followup to the one from last night
 azninsect: excellent
 MaddestScientist: IT RETURNS
 EikoandMog: March marchness already?!
 cmdrud87: I remember this!
 TehAmelie: i'm sure someone over at Russian Maxim must have been really mad when two years into production they realized they could not make a superior Far Cry with the money they had
 ExachixKitsune: Beej!
 RandomTrivia: DOGGO
 RandomTrivia: Another doggo!
 HungryTanuki: Oh no, what happened Beej ?
 ExachixKitsune: Serge!
hackingducks: long haired beej
 HungryTanuki: 
 ExachixKitsune: such begins the game anew: from the top shot see if you can find Serge/Beej
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: YESSSSS
 HungryTanuki: Puppers !
 RandomTrivia: 
marmalade_pen: dogs!!
hackingducks: everyone got dogs in the great pandini
 RandomTrivia: SO MANY GOOD BABIES
 RubikDarkwill: Was Joe Trollo cameraman?
nyoomgoom: july 6 2022 and based on peoples' outfits, it looks like the weather that day was more like mid spring than early july. shorts but also long sleeves and light jackets.
 RockPusher: 
ant_love_obliterate: please notice me
hackingducks: those are some pretty vintage fire engines
 RandomTrivia: They're very nice
ant_love_obliterate: please notice me @LoadingReadyRun
 RandomTrivia: Aww, Beej
CK__Corni: hi
ant_love_obliterate: hi
 HungryTanuki: 
 TehAmelie: the hosts are asleep (i think)
 ExachixKitsune: Hello ant_love_obliterate : this is currently re-runs of older content, no-one is here to respond, but also generally people won't respond to that
  MrPhlip: I sure hope they are, @tehamelie
ant_love_obliterate: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: Beej… Beej plz
CK__Corni: diggggii was ist hier los ?! ;D
ant_love_obliterate: @ExachixKitsune for shame?
Earthenone: this streaming block is brought to you by More Sleep TM
 TehAmelie: yess, more sleep
 MrQBear: @Earthenone waiting are you telling me MORE sleep is an option??
 HungryTanuki: Star wars ? But which one Ian D: ?
CK__Corni: its funny ^^ and a bit crazy 
marmalade_pen: there's another version than beatles?
 RandomTrivia: Ian please, it was literally on Sergeant pepper 
 Serpens77: "Beetles"? Never heard of 'em 
 RandomTrivia: That's pleny famous enough
 RandomTrivia: *plenty
Psycho__Chuck: you idiot liberals are cringe as fuck. Demonratcracy is dead so deal with it💥
CK__Corni: @Serpens77 ^^
ant_love_obliterate: is this canada?
Earthenone: this is indeed canada, vancouver island, victoria
ant_love_obliterate: ooh i need some ice caps
 Serpens77: omg shoes
 NikoSpud: I... I flicked through my tabs at the right point
ant_love_obliterate: favorite SHOE?
 type_variable: @ant_love_obliterate right
 FarleyF: oh so you like shoes huh - name 5 shoes
ant_love_obliterate: ooh thats a good one
 RandomTrivia: I choose to believe that the filming process for this is that they send Beej and Serge out and say "record some disconnected bits" and sort it out later during editing 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: 
ant_love_obliterate: new balances hokas brooks nikes adidas
 Serpens77: Doggie!
hackingducks: @RandomTrivia probably accurate, plus or minus some text coordination (like the dogs bit)
 HungryTanuki: 
 Serpens77: mood
ant_love_obliterate: word doe
 RockPusher:  
 Serpens77: marching, obvi
 HungryTanuki: Battle royale: Marching bands edition
 RandomTrivia: 
hackingducks: it is a preponderance of marching bands to be fair.
 TacitusVigil: The marching band refused to yield. Do recall what was revealed?
 ExachixKitsune: chho choooo
 RockPusher:  
 HungryTanuki: Choo !
ant_love_obliterate: honestly the US could use a lttle bit of cuteness like this
 HungryTanuki: E G G S
 RockPusher:   
Earthenone: show clown eggs you cowards
 ExachixKitsune: eggsceptional rudeness
Astramentha: e g g s
 RockPusher: Do you want Target Kids‽ 'cause that's how you get Target Kids!
hackingducks: @ant_love_obliterate my home town didn't have parades (they tried a couple times but the town wasn't well laid out for it)
hackingducks: @hackingducks but what we did have were festivals, and they were at least this cute
Astramentha:   
 HungryTanuki: Another great coverage of the Oakbay parade, good job everyone !
 HungryTanuki: Qwepline !!
 RockPusher:    
 RockPusher:  
hackingducks: bee merkin is pretty cringeworthy
 Serpens77: NO
Earthenone: glass to mouth? be careful of shards
marmalade_pen: lmao
Astramentha: 😱
 NekomimiNinja: (Please do not insert bong.)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 HungryTanuki: Bless Derek
 DaSunao: They should have used Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie
 ExachixKitsune: aha it is a known voice
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 Austere_Squire: Ah, this came around. Happy subathon, all!
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 HungryTanuki: 
 Austere_Squire: i haven't listened to Qwerpline and maybe i should
 ExachixKitsune: oh there's so much qwerpline content
 ExachixKitsune: it's very good
 Wolfstrike_NL: I did this year for the first time, it's a very good listen
 HungryTanuki: Qwerpline is a lot of fun
 Austere_Squire: it seems wild
 ExachixKitsune: yes!
 warpstonewarlock: pardon?
 HungryTanuki: Ra-Racoon egg ?
 Austere_Squire: i do not like the phrase "racoon egg"
 ExachixKitsune: it has an excess of local lore
 Austere_Squire: i have a lot of hardhitting question
 Wolfstrike_NL: It having a mostly continues story was both a surprise and a selling point for me
marmalade_pen: such a satisfying sound
 NekomimiNinja: excellent whump
 warpstonewarlock: oh, it's this episode
 warpstonewarlock: @Austere_Squire qwopter
 Austere_Squire: oh, i see
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
 warpstonewarlock: Richter...
 ExachixKitsune: oh
 HungryTanuki: Oh Richter
 MrQBear: Good for Richter!
 HungryTanuki: Nothing more dangerous than a traffic reporter with the munchies
 ExachixKitsune: !
 MrQBear: Wait RICHTER
 HungryTanuki: D:
Astramentha: richter please
 josh___something: Richter...
hackingducks: he just throws a rope out of hte helicopter, climbs down to the ground, gets a donut, and climbs back up
 RandomTrivia: Gus only ever communicating in SFX kills me every time
 ExachixKitsune: @hackingducks that's what you'd hope
 MrQBear: @hackingducks It would be nice to believe that Richter could be that clever at any time.
 warpstonewarlock: Oh, it's him! It's SCOTT JACKSON!
 NovaTiempo: WHAT?
 josh___something: SCOTT JACKSON
 NovaTiempo: G in a Sweedish accent is startling
NotSoLuckyLydia: LOVE this guy
Redpandarama: MalmØØØ
 RandomTrivia: Edith pls
 HungryTanuki: Edith ?
 josh___something: OH right, this is when edith gets FUCKING HORNT
 RockPusher:  
 definenull: 
 warpstonewarlock: She always is. Can't you tell by her voice?
 josh___something: S C O T T
hackingducks: for the LONGEST time I thought edith was cori
Astramentha: S C O T T
 commentarywife: so funny that the married couple are actually flirting here, they don't often put them together as a "couple"
 MrQBear: Oh my god wait other people do the pronunciation too?
 HungryTanuki: 
 ExachixKitsune: Ah yes, it's good to hear from ꜱᴄᴏᴛᴛ at this time
 josh___something: S C O T T
 josh___something: XD
 alchemistsavant: that never gets old
 HungryTanuki: I lovr this line so much "playful yet also very challenging"
 NovaTiempo: Im in hysterics. *scott* made me snort coffee
 definenull: alex is the third wheel in this situation, isn't he
 josh___something: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh, 100%
 forcedreject: Ah fastenating
Astramentha: @definenull very much
charizardpopson30fps: W
 josh___something: S C O T T
 HungryTanuki: Edith please 
  MrPhlip: Edith.
 RandomTrivia: Gets me every fucking time 
Astramentha: S C O T T
 commentarywife: S C O T T
hackingducks: lakes anesh
 type_variable: S C O T T
 Molator: eww
 MrQBear: oh that's terrifying
 definenull: c o r n
 Grevas13: good morning sunbeams
 RockPusher: 
 NovaTiempo: how in the heck did I miss this episode of Qwerp, its abolutly marvelous
 TehAmelie: i like the extremely convoluted cornucopia/Coppola wordplay
hackingducks: this has been a rather lewd episode. is it the lewdest I wonder
 TehAmelie: the only name in movies (whose name sounds like something related to corn)
 josh___something: "Kids eat free if they don't cry"
 HungryTanuki: XD
 josh___something: Holy shit
 definenull: needs an "(IMPOSSIBLE)" after that
 DiamondMX: A bouncing betty?! Beej! That's not for internal use!
 warpstonewarlock: speaking of lewd episodes
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes
 NotCainNorAbel: do not snort bouncing betties
 alchemistsavant: I was gonna say, Graham really flexing his graphic design skills in these.
hackingducks: well timed
 josh___something: HAH
 Basic_Human_Decency: i think i need a honda now
Astramentha: ! adult
 TehAmelie: legally distinct Honda Fitta parody
 HungryTanuki: I'll buy ten of those please
 ExachixKitsune: Big "Fuck You Baltimore" vibes
marmalade_pen: @TehAmelie honda fitta??
 MrQBear: @HungryTanuki that seems fiscally irresponsible but you do you!
 TehAmelie: that was a real car they tried to sell
 RandomTrivia: Oh, this is the first appearance of Ian, isn't it?
marmalade_pen: oh my god
 NovaTiempo: ian, or Beej?
 warpstonewarlock: yuup, Ian
 definenull: yes
 TehAmelie: translator's note: nooo
 josh___something: Is this peak "mistake" beard era, or did G grow it longer?
RiverGloom subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
 RiverGloom: i love the overnight watch along it makes for good going to bed noise
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 ThatWhichNeverWas: Such beards!
Redpandarama: aaah Delta 
 type_variable: mistake beard?
 definenull: when cH!Paul says don't worry about it, *do* worry about it
 warpstonewarlock: ah, this is not the debut of Ian
 RandomTrivia: Oh right, not the debut but the triumphant return
 josh___something: I've heard graham refer to the longer beard as "mistake beard"
hackingducks: ian's vantabeige outfit
 type_variable: i thought he grew it out for the garruk bit
 RandomTrivia: I really hope we're getting the following episode immediately afterwards, they make a great double-feature
 josh___something: While I disagree that it was a mistake, that's what he said
 RockPusher: always love seeing what cHustle LRR are filming 
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, these Ian Lore episodes are great
Astramentha: #BlameJames
 FarleyF: i mean can anyone in the chat not say that they wouldn't do the same thing that ChIan did
 warpstonewarlock: I hope that we will get the Coven episode
 HungryTanuki: Ian 
 TacitusVigil: Why are you *not* in a box, James?
NotSoLuckyLydia: he looks so tiny
 NovaTiempo: ohno
 definenull: oh its this episode
 DiamondMX: lol, I'd never realized that they're talking about Toupe 2000 as if it's futuristic, in 2016.
 RandomTrivia: Look, the beige industry isn't exactly the most up-to-date market segment
GazzyInferno: one of my favourite running gags throughout CH history is whenever they film a sketch in universe its just doing a kick line in silly costumes
 RandomTrivia: I love Cam and Alex's faces there
 definenull: this video was released 31 December 2016, and the box said not to open until 2017... that *had* to be planned
 RandomTrivia: Oh, absolutely
 NovaTiempo: ayup.
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, some real flashy colour pairings there
Earthenone: Sinner beige
 commentarywife: who is mr arlo dustfinger?
 TehAmelie: is there a beige filter on this scene?
 DiamondMX: Who is the boss guy, and is he in any other videos?
Redpandarama: Think he was in a Friday Nights episde?
 HungryTanuki: Uh oh
 RandomTrivia: Credits suggest someone named Dave Morris, wiki lists a handful of other cameos
 RandomTrivia: Also, absolutely STELLAR performance here
 type_variable: the second hand cringe comedy hurts me
 ExachixKitsune: I can haz beigeburger
 RandomTrivia: Unless that's the person in the spectral apparition
 accountmadeforants: It's very powerful yeah, type
 RandomTrivia: That lunch was packed by Brendan "Beige" Dery
 RandomTrivia: 
 definenull: 
 Makoforte: Ian in a box is one of the best fucking gags
 RockPusher: M E A T
 ExachixKitsune: on unplugged, not Pax University
Nadriachi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
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Jasper: And now you have to MAKE It
 RockPusher: We require your cheesiest of steaks!
 definenull: ahh the great equalizer
  MrPhlip: Filmed in December, released in March, fastest turnaround on a gvlog ever?
 NovaTiempo: *ringtone* ..... its Ben
 definenull: q.q
 ExachixKitsune: ooof MrPhlip but also
 josh___something: Oh no,I is this the one where they microwave the plastic?
hackingducks: you're locked in here with me says Ben
 RandomTrivia: 
 pn55: I just noticed, how come the sub counter went down?
NotSoLuckyLydia: huh, i would've figured ben to be a big spoon kinda guy.
 darkora: jeriyaki beefy jeefy
 definenull: 
 HungryTanuki: 
 NovaTiempo: F
 RandomTrivia: VERY. CAREFULLY
 type_variable: F
 TheWooglie: F no fork
Earthenone: how are we eating these 
Jasper: LRR-key
IaCthulhuFthagn: Slurp time!
 definenull: q.q
 darkora: Fs for Fork in chat
 RocknGrohlNerd: rookie mistake
 Austere_Squire: extremely relatable content
 RocknGrohlNerd: F
 DiamondMX: It's a hotel - they should have cutlery.
 definenull: surely
Earthenone: time for branded cutLRRy?
hackingducks: depends on if they do room service. some express hotels don't.
 DiamondMX: Oof, they only gave out the cheap cutlery
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Earthenone but still plastic tho
NotSoLuckyLydia: single chopstick technique
 MrQBear: @Earthenone was this before or after some of the 20th anniversary merch got sent out?
 brieandbacon: Gremlins
 accountmadeforants:  
 definenull: yeah that looks... uneven
 Orxolon: I love Graham's vlogs
 definenull: (citation needed)
 Orxolon: I need More in my life
 OmnipotentTrevor: I'm with Ben, a little crunch on the top in a ramen tastes kinda good.
 DiamondMX: I don't think their Ichiban is the same as my Ichiban. I wonder what Ben is talking about.
 HungryTanuki: "Vaguely chicken" sounds ominous
 accountmadeforants: At least it didn't Incinerate
 type_variable: i wonder how many cutaway lines g says to his camera and doesnt use
 RockPusher: mmmmmmmeat!
 Molladia: Did Ben mix the jerky in before cooking? or After?
 TheWooglie: *now* I'm hungry
hackingducks: watching this in the middle of the night is a bad idea.
 incslayer: that looks both supremely tasty and also like a heartattack waiting to happen
hackingducks: yeah... that sandwich is making my stomach grumble for deliicousness.
 McArgh: 400
 Orxolon: @TheWooglie *initiated cooking sequence
trident042: Oh yeah I remember this gvlog!
 ExachixKitsune: good job I am cooking brunch
 Wolfstrike_NL: Really looking forward to the upcomming Gvlogs 
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 RockPusher: The sign on the corner booting up 
 hackingducks: what is that supposed to mean random background character
 hackingducks: @TheWooglie Thanks for the gift sub wooglie one
 HungryTanuki: P I K A
Astramentha:   
Earthenone: welcome to our overpika
trident042: Oh hey Compile!  The Sentinels of the Multiverse peeps make that
 lesbianpunkpyromancer22: morning friends 
 RockPusher: ♫ It's business, it's business time ♫
MrMatternot: Hello LPP
 RandomTrivia: Hey there lesbianpunkpyromancer22
 pn55: Joe!
 RockPusher: 
 commentarywife: asMODee or ASmodee?
NotSoLuckyLydia: yo i've got one deck dungeon, its real fun
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 PMAvers: Asmondi (I think)?
 Serpens77: they are from here... Earth
trident042: That's the answer
 commentarywife: Asmodee is a board game publisher
marmalade_pen: has ben played armello?
 PMAvers: YEAH YOU SHOULD BEN
 ExachixKitsune: PharmacistJudge!
 definenull: !!
 Serpens77: flawless
 Orxolon: "businesing!"
 Austere_Squire: "We did business good." looking so proud
 Orxolon: da quest
 definenull: the canonical philly cheesesteak
trident042: ah yes the follow up to road quest; meat quest
 accountmadeforants: The Ur-Cheesesteak
physics pony: bloomburrow foreshadowing
 Orxolon: Philly!
MeagenImage: I made my own cheesesteak when I came back home from PAX Unplugged, I call it Edinburgh Cheesesteak
 l0gin4me: Philly making things difficult? 
 Orxolon: here comes the characte with the advise!
 Molladia: oh right this is live I can't skip this guy
 Fanklok: The "correct" cheesesteak is from the place you could walk to and buy with your allowance when you were 12
Earthenone: woo my canadian kit kats arived!
 Hawkwreak: Honestly, I like this guy. He's a bit odd. Butt I love the fact that hes just honest about his opinions on cheesesteak
 Orxolon: and they ended at Papa John's xD
 Austere_Squire: yeah, he just seems nice and is like "have good cheesesteak"
 RandomTrivia: True local knowledge
 TehAmelie: he acknowledges the No True Cheesesteak problem at least
 ExachixKitsune: 
Earthenone: !lorcana along came zues
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Hawkwreak: Sand off those mould lines.
 Grevas13: i've been playing the owlcat 40k game and it's rad
Earthenone: !lorcana and along came zues
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 pn55: 
 Hawkwreak: !lorcaana and along came zeus
 ArcticAtlantic: the cheesesteak guy seemed maybe a tad overly familiar to me but if the lrrfolks were fine with him then I'm all for him and his local knowledge 
 Hawkwreak: !lorrcana and along came zeus
 Hawkwreak: !lorcana and along came zeus
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 Fanklok: Why would Ben say for the emporer when he's squarely traitor
 Hawkwreak: There you go @Earthenone
 accountmadeforants: I had no idea Ravensburger did Lorcana. My iPad is currently sitting on top of a ravensburger board game from the 90's
 Orxolon: !findquote cheesesteak
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 brieandbacon: !findquote cheese
  LRRbot: Quote #6261: "All mnemonics should be cheese-based." —Paul [2019-07-31]
Earthenone: ooh i never saw the legally distinct tap symbol in text it looks nice
 RandomTrivia: Sadly I couldn't get out of work all this week, so I must leave. Hoping to lurk during morning coffee, so see you later, friends. 
WiseGuy57: west coast is asleep, post cheesesteaks
 MilkInBags: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Coffee w/ James & Guests at Wed 06:00 AM PDT (1:27 from now).
trident042: Ah, the PAX Time Adjustment
 Serpens77: Con Time (tm)
trident042: You think you have time, and then you get adjusted
 hackingducks: such pretty weather.
NotSoLuckyLydia: who are james's guests this morning? anyone know?
 definenull: i think it'll be a mystery to everyone
 TheWooglie: Jacob and someone I forget
Earthenone: i want to say jacob?
 Orxolon: that's why you needed to sit quietly
Biggjudicem: i heard jacob and cam
haberley: cameron i think
 Zaghrog: Jacob and Cam sounds right
NotSoLuckyLydia: cool beans, thanks everyone 
 TheWooglie: oh no
 TheWooglie: US commercials
 Orxolon: word in the street says Jacob and Cam fam
 TheWooglie: maybe vegetables tomorrow?
 definenull: cheesecake quest 
 Orxolon: @TheWooglie sunday sunday sunday!
 Grevas13: i like the idea that those "best in town" containers are probably manufactured by a third party and shipped to thousands of restaurants
MrMatternot: Do spring rolls count as vegetables?
Astramentha: nom
bagfullofbees: no we don't
 Orxolon: no part 2!?
 accountmadeforants: 
marmalade_pen: bus yes
MeagenImage: Aww, not showing day 2 of PAX 2023, I don't get to be on the stream.
 definenull: I feel like Ian is the one of the last people in the crew to make a dad joke
 DaSunao: 
 Orxolon: xD
 TheWooglie: good ending
 EikoandMog: 
 brieandbacon:  
Astramentha: 😱
Earthenone: the daddlyest catch
CAKHost: Welp
 TheWooglie: oh I love this
 Orxolon: manhunt!
MrMatternot: Ah Carhunt!
Earthenone: this was such a good bit
TeacherSeanTV: Hide and Seek... and runnnn
BluJester: whoo Carhunt!
 Zaghrog: Oh Beej
 Orxolon: accurate name
 Molladia: I wish I had a friend group large enough to play this
 accountmadeforants: Carhunt: Genesis
 felipe_modesto: ah that was a fun episode
 TehAmelie: i wonder how this game works in the Cars-verse
 Orxolon: @accountmadeforants the 1st of many
 ExachixKitsune: ooh tea cakes
 pn55: Love a good teacake!
 spicyFerret_: The murder
 Hawkwreak: Tunnocks tea-cakes are the goat.
tyrew0rm: this is still one of my favourite Live Prerecords
 EikoandMog: Wheeler going the wrong way
 definenull: love the bgm for wheeler
 Grevas13: @tyrew0rm solid agree.  it's whimsical
 KharadBanar: It's like a one-shot version of Jet Lag: The Game
 Fanklok: A marathon is a race
Earthenone: !card stomping ground
  LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
 Orxolon: @Fanklok slow paced?
 TehAmelie: can you ever have enough cameras? (not if you're in video production)
 Fanklok: Serge has this amazing ability to say the wrong thing at all times
 Orxolon: was this training for Road quest?i wonder
 spicyFerret_ oaks your bay
 Hawkwreak: Man I love Jacob's coat. Man's fit is forever immaculate.
tyrew0rm: @Orxolon this was post RQ i think
 definenull: I believe road quest came first
 NekomimiNinja: (spot the Korg Wavestation background music)
 definenull: but this had RQ spin-off vibes
 KharadBanar: @TehAmelie you can simultaneously have not enough and too many (for your editors to handle)
 Orxolon: @tyrew0rm you're right,it was
  MrPhlip: RQ was filmed 2018 and came out 2019-20
Astramentha: De we know if Jacob will be joining us at any point in the subathon?
 josh___something: Jacob is very cute
 TehAmelie: he's just a little prickly
 FarleyF: im so happy Jacob is a LRR member by proxy
 TheWooglie: Astramentha today for coffee
Astramentha: @thewooglie yay!
 josh___something: If he is, it's probably in boardgame day
 Hawkwreak: @josh___something They are just. Outstanding. Jacob is insanely friend shaped.
 TehAmelie: cause of the stabs
 ExachixKitsune: I should rewatch RQ
 RockPusher: \  /
 Hawkwreak: @ExachixKitsune Theres always time to rewatch RQ
NotSoLuckyLydia: road quest is a dang good time
 TheWooglie: ExachixKitsune probably not this week
Earthenone: i feel like "i should rewatch RQ" is said in this chat at least once every 48 hours
 josh___something: @FarleyF Doesn't jacob have  an official position?
 Hawkwreak: @Earthenone And for good reason. I rewatch it at least twice a year.
 Grevas13: the cuts to beej are great in this one
 Austere_Squire: i think i rewatched RQ a month or two ago; still very good
 josh___something: SOmething related to the socials... or like promotional side?
NotSoLuckyLydia: why did they pick the person with the world's tiniest car for this role?
 FarleyF: @josh___something you know what I don't know, he used to work with ysbrd games but not anymore
 EikoandMog: @NotSoLuckyLydia Because they had a car
 definenull: because content
 TheWooglie: NotSoLuckyLydia good for hunting
 Hawkwreak: @josh___something I dont know... I know he doesnt work for Ysbrd anymore, but I dont know if he has some official capacity with LRR Yet
 TehAmelie: a nominal car
 Orxolon: @Earthenone hhaahahaah
 josh___something: I know Jacob has an @ Loadingreadyrun email
 Orxolon: with good reason
 FarleyF: hmmm interesting
Therberus: it shocks me how few sidewalks there are near wheeler...
NotSoLuckyLydia: I swear there's more than two cars at LRR, but maybe I'm wrong. Thought there was a minivan or something.
marmalade_pen: wheeler lore
 ArcticAtlantic: does feel like Matt was quite happy to get into the dry car 😅
 KharadBanar: @NotSoLuckyLydia To show that even a car of that size can fit 4 people.
 josh___something: Unless Jacob lied when he said send sponorship emails to that email on okioki
jerrymat46: <message deleted>Hello buddy 👋 you stream pretty well 🥰 I would love to be a fan of yours if you don’t mind kindly add me up   Discord:Lexzyco
Earthenone: yeah jacob is an "official" member now i belive ever since getting canadian citizenship, but he does a lot of outside projects
Earthenone: thanks mods 
 josh___something: Goodbye bot
 KharadBanar: thanks mods
 FarleyF: Beej, ian, James and Graham /Kathleen drive and own a car
 definenull: yay mods!
marmalade_pen: 
 josh___something: You won't be missed
 Hawkwreak: Mods Keeping it real as always.
 FarleyF: actually I don't think Graham drives
 Hawkwreak: Kathleen drives, G doesnt iirc.
 Sevinon: @FarleyF Famously does not
 FarleyF: ah Danke Sevinon
 Sevinon: See a particular crapshot for example
 RockPusher: Beej continues to do Beej things
Costar_s: mormin chat
 Sevinon: @Costar_s Jewish, actually
 TehAmelie: i figure if Graham took time to learn to drive the internet would fall apart
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Earthenone: i think james is the only one originally from the island who learned to drive 
 ArcticAtlantic: suddenly it's a race xD
 Orxolon: @ArcticAtlantic hahahaaha
thebuzzstreams: @TehAmelie A drivers license for Graham could obtain would have to be made from the internet itself, and Graham isn't willing to force a life without internet upon us
 definenull: *this* is why the mini was chosen as a car chase vehicle
 ArcticAtlantic: i wonder what happens if the mini finds anyone else
NotSoLuckyLydia: I feel like "leaving the roads" should be an illegal maneuver 
 Orxolon: that is my fav capture,the way Ian just doesn't give a ¡f*** and drives the mini into someone's garde n XD
 kimmiekoneko: duckies!
Astramentha: duckies!
 Orxolon: we need to ask G if he had been closer than the mini XD
Astramentha: @kimmiekoneko drift compatible
Therberus: what a silly game they played, love these kinds of videos 🙂
Jasper: Would love to see a redo of this, but with 2 people in the car, one to look and one to drive
Therberus: WHY would they put G in the BACKSEAT?!
Articerile: duck time babyyy
 definenull: kathleen being first was a pleasant surprise
 FarleyF: imagine Graham and Adam in the back of the mini
 TehAmelie: a mini car he got shipped from Japan, if i recall. still really cheap
 Orxolon: 
 TehAmelie: for a car
 Risuchia: yay kathleen!
Earthenone: BenBen
marmalade_pen: it's benny wheels
 RockPusher: Meanwhile, a search party heads to Nanaimo to locate Beej 
 Orxolon: ominous
Astramentha: o7
 josh___something: RIP serge cam
luke_warme: I love beej just having a chill ride day
 TehAmelie: as the skin surface area increases relative to the air volume, so does dankness
 Orxolon: yes,Ben
 Orxolon: s
 josh___something: Doesn't ben get lost after this?
 FarleyF: Ben Ben or Benneb
marmalade_pen: with a mournful look in his eyes beej rode off into the sunset never to be seen again
 Serpens77: Deep Memories(tm)
 KharadBanar: *numbers start counting down from 99*
 definenull: something something clown care (affectionate)
 definenull: *car
 accountmadeforants: Ian "Hunter" Horner
MrMatternot: Ian is unstoppable behind a wheel.
 Simonark: Drenched Man Screams Obscenities Through Streets of Oak Bay was a memorable headline.
 josh___something: DUCKS!
thebuzzstreams: Ian is the driver in Spy Hunter
 definenull: well except that time the saab died ;_;
 Hawkwreak: Ben might have gotten lost. But! He had a cool adventure with duckies!
 spicyFerret_: quack!
 TehAmelie: Ben is lost to the ducks
 Orxolon: How many years does:"Thank you for having me it's great to be here" has?
 RockPusher: Cool Technology!
 Hawkwreak: @Orxolon Infinite..
 ExachixKitsune: Oh Ser Bengineering
NotSoLuckyLydia: @definenull rest in peace Saabine
 Orxolon: infinite hahahahaha
thegentlepus: @orxolon how old Is Wheeler?
 TheWooglie: that red squiggle!
 GhostValv: john madden
  Simriel: this is a fantastically fun and silly game
  Simriel: but wheeler gets the front seat xD
Therberus: 🦆🦆🦆🦆
bourgeoiscaesar: Look at all those chickens!
MrMatternot: In RoadQuest, Ian mentioned that he raced motorcycles. Is there any other info on HornerCycles?
 TheWooglie: DNF
 GhostValv: lmao
 Serpens77: Ben was never seen again.
 Orxolon: thanks for coming Beej XD
 TehAmelie: he belongs to the birds oh okay there he is
TeacherSeanTV: Beej:  Job well done
Astramentha: 
 ArcticAtlantic: lol Ben
 Furyfire: lol
 PMAvers: The LOOPS!~
 Hawkwreak: The goddamn loops.
thebuzzstreams: Love the Ben going in loops
 definenull: jacob 
NotSoLuckyLydia: @MrMatternot I think he brought in a photo of him winning a motorcycle race to a LRL, for a "guess if this story from my past is made up" bit.
luke_warme: lmao
 Orxolon: DNF
 Lord_Dodo: Love Jacob in the background
 NovaTiempo: background sip
 GhostValv: sips
Earthenone: i feel beej derserves a dnf too 
thebuzzstreams: Don't think I noticed Jacob in the background there the first time i saw it
 ArcticAtlantic: "Did Not Find"
 Hawkwreak: 
 Simonark: "The Few, The Proud, The Able To Reach Coffee"
 ExachixKitsune: oh good
 ExachixKitsune: Everyone loves Richard Therpston III
 Orxolon: @Earthenone i agree
 Hawkwreak: I love how the first sound played by Gus just sounds like... Whimsy noise.
 TehAmelie: homeopathic animal control, what a concept
 Simonark: If James overhears QWERPline again today, will he finally get so many Lorna Schlitzwhistle references after a whole decade?
adambomb625: This episode had the most important intro af
adambomb625: *intro ad
haberley: the mountain man slam can was also pretty integral
 josh___something: God, edith is messy af
Astramentha: oh no ediiiiiith
NotSoLuckyLydia: I'm ALSO a disgusting finger mammal
Astramentha: I love her, Edith is perfect
 ExachixKitsune: Edith the bi icon we need
 TehAmelie: hmm has the whole series so far taken place over a summer?
 UltraVioletVodoo: morning yall, guess whos work is definetly trying to get them to quit, this gal
 PawssumFable: Edith is great
Astramentha: Alex did SO GOOD in this role
 Hawkwreak: @UltraVioletVodoo How bad are we talking
Jasper: DNF
Jasper: Jacob inside sulking
Jasper: lol
bourgeoiscaesar: They joke about Serge being the cinnamon roll, but Ben did walk in circles at the park looking at ducks during a challenge
Adambomb: the most important intro ad
 Molladia: How does Derek know the term for being Duke'd
haberley: @UltraVioletVodoo oh no, i'm sorry to hear that
 spicyFerret_: Good heavens, what are they feeding you?!
 UltraVioletVodoo: @Hawkwreak i work for kroger in grocery delivery, theyve cancled my routs 4 days in a row
Astramentha: @ultravioletvodoo 
 PawssumFable: Oh nice! I'll be able to continue my prime sub today.
 PawssumFable: What great timing
 Hawkwreak: @UltraVioletVodoo Fuckin... phenomenal. Sorry!!
 ExachixKitsune: I love this bit
 UltraVioletVodoo: thanks for the commiseration
 TehAmelie: maybe nobody can afford groceries? heh heh um
 PawssumFable: What
Desruprot: Publicly funded doesn't always mean public use sadly
 Molladia: I REALLY want to compile a full list of everything Lorna has called G-Money and Alex
 FarleyF: namaste
 TehAmelie: Lorna sonded a little robotic there, how it would wound her to know that
Desruprot: the wee-fees
 UltraVioletVodoo: @TehAmelie thats extremely possible, every person ive delivered to hasnt had a reciepte displaying under 250usd
NotSoLuckyLydia: "Gromp" and "Graaaah" are both top tier, Molladia
 Hawkwreak: Read the colon
 DaSunao: Oh no
NotSoLuckyLydia: "Foliage enthusiast" is. An excellent description of Justice Zeph
Astramentha: oh noooooooo
 Molladia: @NotSoLuckyLydia The way it just floats off into nothingness makes the Graaaaah perfect
Desruprot: oh noooo
 josh___something: Wait, former?
Desruprot: oh right the scientists have the spite house
 josh___something: OH RIGHT
 UltraVioletVodoo: oh right the possible explosion
 SquidVorb: lmao
 type_variable: ah wha
 cle0deen: Morning
 Hawkwreak: Even Lorrna knows Homeopathy is utter nonsense.
 TehAmelie: i'd call that a broken clock scenario
Astramentha: I hope that Etsy account exists
 warpstonewarlock: It doesn't IIRc
the_phantom_game_player: Kathleen is great plahing those type of characters
 SquidVorb: Link 404s
Astramentha: aww, oh well
 UltraVioletVodoo: if it doesnt ive been thinking of making that etsy store
 TehAmelie: isn't etsy going full AI?
Astramentha: @ultravioletvodoo Make up for grocery fuckery, time to sell LRR-themed new age snake oil
Desruprot: @TehAmelie that wouldn't make sense, AI can't make physical things
 UltraVioletVodoo: @Astramentha i would probably sell cool rocks i find on hikes
Tyranus421: so Alex is both a werewolf and Ulamog without knowing?
Desruprot: Etsy would be the last place for I think
Desruprot: oh the game Werewolf
 TehAmelie: tell that to Coca Cola company. . .
Astramentha: @ultravioletvodoo Everyone can always use a cool rock
 MrQBear: he what?
 Featherweight_: If Ai use had to make sense no one would use it
 UltraVioletVodoo: ive always wondered if gus is quiet or mute
 FarleyF: ah that hot Alex on Alex action
Desruprot: You have no power here Jedi
 ExachixKitsune: so, what does an Aldersman do vs a Mayor?
 FarleyF: beat them alphabetically
Desruprot: Aldersman tends to do ceremonial stuff, Mayor tends to run the town or help run the town if the town also has halls/council
 ExachixKitsune: ahhh
 UltraVioletVodoo: i definetly thought aldersman was governor
 Featherweight_: I don’t like him but I respect  how much he like trains
 type_variable: @ExachixKitsune i asked g this on mastodon, richard is mayor of nsburg, alex is in charge of the greater jewelsburg county which includes heathston, lesser miami, nsburg etc
 ExachixKitsune: ahhh, cool!
Desruprot: heh mobile education
 type_variable: and technically a-train is the Aldersm'n, which isnt an alderman
shadowmaster132: I think of it like London vs City of London
 UltraVioletVodoo: such a good sketch
Desruprot: Mind Palace, someone call the Phantom Thieves
 TehAmelie: of course nsburg is such a small town it's not its own county, should have known
 GhostValv: 
 hackingducks: wow, his mind palace go robbed
 incslayer: more like he went overboard on marie condo
 kimmiekoneko: it's more of a mind condo
 UltraVioletVodoo: so excited for new season of friday nights
 SquidVorb: That logo!
Tyranus421: when is the new season of Friday Nights coming out again?
Desruprot: 
 warpstonewarlock: Thief? So Dimir after all
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Desruprot: @Tyranus421 They have been working on it, I dont think I got my playmat
 hesterbyrde: This is absolutely one of my favorite Friday Nights Episode. It has my favorite things. Cameron being salty. Kathleen egging him on. And Adam being an excellent foil for their nonsense.
 type_variable: theres a pink one on cams back lol
 FarleyF: I identify with simic as I'm a green player And I am not selesnia
IaCthulhuFthagn: Silly quiz, everyone knows FN Kathleen is Gruul.
Desruprot: Kathleen is probably Jund, she likes Black
 incslayer: perfect Adam
 EikoandMog: I like adam is wearing Green and Black there
 josh___something: XD
 warpstonewarlock: 
 TehAmelie: i like to think i'm so deeply blue i'm all about Abzan, as a feint
 aussie_rob_w: FN Kathleen should have a Jund Cats commander deck.
 warpstonewarlock: Mardu for me
 warpstonewarlock: or Rakdos if going two-colour
Desruprot: 
 RockPusher: Baxter is the Ajani-at-home
 aussie_rob_w: I am the red mage of my LGS.
Desruprot: My arena avatar default is Ugin, then it varies per deck
 FarleyF: tbf FN Kathleen started with the angry kitties deck
 Orxolon: 
 incslayer: its bad when Adam is the reasonable one
 warpstonewarlock: Is it?
 hesterbyrde: I deeply enjoy how dead inside Adam looks in this exchange. He's such a good actor.
 incslayer: @warpstonewarlock izzet? thief!
 josh___something: damn...
CAKHost: Graham is Commander Playable?
 josh___something: 
 Orxolon: XD
 RockPusher: Wait, you can Brainstorm wrong‽
 Orxolon: you can brainstorm wrong?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @aussie_rob_w Does "red mage" in this context mean RDW or ruby storm?
 incslayer: !brainstorm
 incslayer: !findquote brainstorm
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Tyranus421: brainstorm defensively
 incslayer: how is there no quote about brainstorm
 josh___something: Well... about that
 FarleyF: !card brainstorm
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Desruprot: 
 warpstonewarlock: Organised? And he thinks he's Izzet?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Brainstorming in your own main phase but in response to your own spell just so your opponent can't call you out for using it at sorcery speed.
marmalade_pen: golgari 4 lyf
 Orxolon: i want to do that quizz
 josh___something: That laugh, jesus
 ExachixKitsune: hehehehehehe
 Krektogar: excellent laugh adam
Desruprot: @Orxolon If you have an extra 3 hours I guess
 josh___something: That could kill a man
NotSoLuckyLydia: Adam has an infectious laugh
 TehAmelie: or, Brainstorm in your main phase to make the opponent think your mind is weak
 hesterbyrde: he really does
 Orxolon: @Desruprot i do
 RockPusher: Oh wow!
 MrQBear: Yesssssss
marmalade_pen: oh boy
 PMAvers: oh NO
 Molladia: YAY
 incslayer: ohh YES
Desruprot: 
Woodthorn: Oooh, this one's fun! 
KinkerbellRose: Oh boy...
Araragi298: WOW this is OLD
 cmdrud87: yaaass
bagfullofbees: oh, I love this one
 roefizzlebeef: yesssssss
 RockPusher: the KS Iron Stomach 
 DaSunao: Woo!
 aussie_rob_w: Deep cuts!
IaCthulhuFthagn: I rewatch this more than RoadQuest.
 RubikDarkwill: Almost 10 years
 FarleyF: oh i love this one
MrMatternot: Loooong hair Kathleen...
 TheWooglie: cue "they look so young" comments
Redpandarama: oh yes, a classic!
 incslayer: this is the first use of the Vitamix i believe?
 Molator: oh no, im eating
 felipe_modesto: ++
 DaSunao: 
 RockPusher: All Hail the Vita Mix!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: oh, yeeeees
  NapalmSideburns: mediocre tapenade
 cmdrud87: you should do another one of these
CAKHost: Oh hey Beej's dice tower!
 ExachixKitsune: ! 25A is too many Amps
NotSoLuckyLydia: the A C T I O N dome!
 Orxolon: 2014,they were aall sooo "litlle" XD
cookiebeard: Smoortie
KinkerbellRose: Dear LORD. James looks infantile.
 TehAmelie: where can i get a three-phase generator to run this blender?
 Molladia: It's fascinating how little everybody has changed.
 incslayer: @Orxolon except beej who looks exactly the same
 incslayer: the beej never ages!
 Orxolon: hahahaha,you're right
 Molladia: Except Kathleen who has had uncountable hair styles
 ExachixKitsune: actually, what are US/CAN Electrical supplies/sockets rated to
 TheWooglie: ah before covid
 josh___something: beardless james looks so odd now
 Wolfstrike_NL: James;  Lickable
 incslayer: that is a good question kits
marmalade_pen: Sal Mickey
 cmdrud87: "foul dirt, that has been cursed by a witch"
 GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!  
Genie_M: Perfect salmiakki face
 Orxolon: 1 job
 josh___something: ONE JOB, james
 inconsideratehat: @thewooglie more importantly, before the team-wide lick ick
 RockPusher: 
JaggerGTV: !subathon
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 Abavus: That was the "action"
 josh___something: Oh, whatever was inside that got killed to DEATH
 incslayer: @ExachixKitsune from a quick wikipedia jaunt i think its max 125 V AC, max rating 15 A
 RockPusher: The Vita Mix — a part of our LRRitage
 ExachixKitsune: incslayer : cool, thanks!
5 raiders from Herbert_Erpaderp have joined!
 TehAmelie: "i'll fool them by putting in a higher amp circuit breaker" *the entire wiring of the house melts*
 MaddestScientist: they're all so young lol
thebuzzstreams: Cam is error!
KinkerbellRose: 
 EikoandMog: Cam has had an experience
 DistractedMOSFET: oh man, memories
 aussie_rob_w: I am suddenly reminded of Cam's pocket bacon expression.
bagfullofbees: man, Cam with no grey is a sight
  NapalmSideburns: no-sell de vere in action
 TheWooglie: good start
MrBrightside1: not the whole ginger
 RockPusher: Ginger, soggy
 MrQBear: @MrBrightside1 Yes, the WHOLE ginger.
Woodthorn: Yes, the whole ginger
KinkerbellRose: I got kimchi in my fridge.
 Abavus: but why
IaCthulhuFthagn: I need to make more kimchi.
 MaddestScientist: why
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Fight Rollercoaster?
 PMAvers: Let's go to the ACTION DOME
Woodthorn: @KinkerbellRose Sounds like you're partway to making the smoothie then
NotSoLuckyLydia: Ginger and kimchi are assertive flavors. I dont know that the werthers will survive this meeting
 hackingducks: life before the blendtec blender
Dani El: "Who wants to lick my fingers?" 💀💀💀
Zentyfresh: Fun sewage./
 incslayer: that is a chemical orange
Araragi298: kimchi smoothie sounds uniquely bad
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
 morgoth_bauglyr: the yellow mellow
 TehAmelie: the color is very werther
KinkerbellRose: Pumpkin soup in a cup.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @NotSoLuckyLydia It makes this nice dip unpleasantly sweet.
 incslayer: its trying to exit the cameron
 baltimore_667083: this is triggering my gag reflex 
 hackingducks: i doubt i could finish that if it were just the ginger
MrMatternot: Chewing the kimchigingerwerthers
 Woogachaka: Cameron is nothing if not committed to the bit
 Molladia: Looking at the timer 23hrs.  It almost seems likely we wont actually go the full week.
 TheWooglie: food escape!
KinkerbellRose: Cam is a trooooooper.
cookiebeard: Ginger, kimchi and sugar are stuff that i'd definitely put in a stirfry, so...not that bad?
 MaddestScientist: you shouldnt have to chew a smoothie
Cunobelenos: that amount of ginger will buuuuurn
 cmdrud87: @baltimore_667083 it gets worse
 TehAmelie: maybe we should call it a chunkie
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: A Klobb.
 L0rdX33n: i’m getting sick
 Simonark: Well I'm not feeling as potent a need for breakfast as I did five minutes ago.
Genie_M: I really like kimchi
 Hangedman: the timer tends to tick up once the day starts
Genie_M: Not this way probably
 patfinder: kimchi battle
 Simonark: I'm definitely not a big Werther's fan
 TehAmelie: mouth wrestling!
KinkerbellRose: Kathleen concerns me.
MrMatternot: Kathleen is a flavour King 👑
KinkerbellRose: In the best ways.
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 TehAmelie: Paul is the winner
 JaggerGTV: @cmdrud87 Thanks for the gift sub!
thebuzzstreams: Subs for the blender!
 hackingducks: so paul's is just a regular recipe?
Araragi298: I would drink this one
 cmdrud87: yw
 Simonark: I feel like you can just buy this pretty easily.
Cunobelenos: oh, that doesn’t sound bad at all
bagfullofbees: lol 5 bucks
 Krektogar: 5 bucks? more like 15 today probably
 TehAmelie: not great, but not terrible
 TehAmelie: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Paul's was the prettiest.
amyg87:  
 incslayer: that is a good color
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Red Cabbage - as unpalatable as it is gorgeous
KinkerbellRose: That looks so good though.
MrBrightside1: its the grimace shake
 hackingducks: mmm, tastes purple
 commentarywife: it's sooo purple
Herbert_Erpaderp: Nice colour
Inkymouse: Oh, this is one of my all time favourite vids
 Simonark: Ironically, it produces on Paul's face... a Grimace
Tyranus421: they should call this one the Thanos
 ErisOfSpace: is this the grimace shake people were going on about?
 hackingducks: it's basically just uncooked oatmeal porridge
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think it has the same texture and flavor as Thanos
 TheWooglie: Gritty Thanos
 MrQBear: @TehAmelie That is a visual I didn't know I would have today.
cookiebeard: Leave it a few hours and you'd have some very trendy overnight oats
 incslayer: bland and awful? blawful
IaCthulhuFthagn: Microwaving it (or leaving it in the fridge overnight) would probably make it pretty decent.
Tyranus421: drinking this is a choice, and the hardest choices require the strongest wills
 ErisOfSpace: also, since they blended the whole apple without removing the seeds, trace amounts of cyanide!
 TehAmelie: the mushrooms is i think what gives the dirt taste
 cmdrud87: 400
an_archist2: bad apple jumpscare
 Radjack: Wiat the background music is bad apple! I recognise that riff!
MrMatternot: Noice BadApple
 cmdrud87: 100
IaCthulhuFthagn: The immediate pivot is great.
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nichwolfwood101: I love this smoothie competition. also RIP Bill
GazzyInferno: right, i forgot they used a chiptune Bad Apple for this segment
KinkerbellRose: I love me some bad apple.
 BorgarWithAShotgun: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
 incslayer: ahh yes sewage
Inkymouse: blorp
 azninsect: oh.
 hackingducks: ew.
 Austere_Squire: that... that's not a liquid
 azninsect: that slopped.
todeswillen: this is mud
veelofar: I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this, and I’ve never noticed that the bg music is Bad Apple
thebuzzstreams: That color drink still haunts my nightmares to this day
 RockPusher: Earthy
KinkerbellRose: For KATHLEEN to act like that. Concern.
 EikoandMog: That's the first real retch here.
 TehAmelie: we've made mud
 incslayer: @Austere_Squire its almost a liquid
 Austere_Squire: that is mud?
 azninsect: it is all of it
thebuzzstreams: @Austere_Squire Cursed mud!
 azninsect: i appreciate kathleens way with words
IaCthulhuFthagn: By the description, this tastes exactly how you'd expect a button mushroom and tea smoothie to taste.
LeeshaJoy: asphalt.
 Austere_Squire: PAUL NO
 azninsect: paul nooo
Tyranus421: this feels like that one sketch where they make beer in the moonbase, and Beej was like “my body is ready”
 FarleyF: it's a golgari special
 incslayer: Paul has a literal iron stomach
KidAmn: the Paul no-sell
 BorgarWithAShotgun: why does Beej have an actual stein?
KidAmn: @BorgarWithAShotgun You don't have a stein, for quaffing?
 BorgarWithAShotgun: or had.
 incslayer: @BorgarWithAShotgun you dont have a stein at home?
 ArrestedHouse: 
  bv310: "Foul dirt that has been cursed by a witch" is my go-to flavour description for anything particularly foul
cookiebeard: Paul did after all do a "not bad" nod after jameses smoothie...
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Aaaaall the salt
IaCthulhuFthagn: Right, this one.
 cmdrud87: "we've made tapanade"
IaCthulhuFthagn: So many nice dips in this episode.
thebuzzstreams: We call this drink "The Heel"
 Abavus: That does not look like good rye bread 
 ThatWhichNeverWas: It's really hitting me how little these people have changed in the past 10 years. In a good way.
  bv310: This one just looks like I want to dip carrot sticks in it
KinkerbellRose: OH noooo.
 azninsect: thicc
vegadotexe: this looks like something you see a doctor for
 MaddestScientist: so cursed
 incslayer: that looks like it has already exited a body
return_of_floki4242: O hell
  MrPhlip: Is this the Thick One I've heard so much about
luke_warme: mmm fresh shlopp
 azninsect: oh thats so much
Araragi298: it looks like what my body produces after too mcuh chipotle
 Abavus: Wait what were the other ingredients?
 RockPusher: Bad news everyone!
 azninsect: "bad news, this is fine"
NotSoLuckyLydia: rye bread, olives, and artichoke hearts.
thebuzzstreams: @Abavus Rye bread, olives, artichoke hearts
 cmdrud87: alivess, artichoke heart, rye bread
   LoadingReadyRun: Morning all! Looks like the overnight watch a long started 15 minutes later than expected so we'll be live back in the studio in about 30 minutes.
 ExachixKitsune: 1 nothing wrong with this, 2 nothing wrong with this...
 Abavus: Thanks.
 FarleyF: Graham crackers or as Graham calls them crackers
KinkerbellRose: @LoadingReadyRun ♥ Take your time. We're entertained~
 Krektogar: yeah, G went a bit over to finish a mission in D2
  NapalmSideburns: @LoadingReadyRun yes, destiny went over time a bit
 commentarywife: It's Graham's fault 
Earthenone: the whole subathon started 15 minutes late, G was just maintining the schedule
 BorgarWithAShotgun: smut is seasonal. interesting
 TehAmelie: i love lemon licorice
IaCthulhuFthagn: This one, while divisive, would probably be my favourite.
 L0rdX33n: “smut is seasonal”
 incslayer: ahh yes a pound of butter
 DistractedMOSFET: oh yes the butter!
 Austere_Squire: w h a t
 hackingducks: that's a lot of grahams
 cmdrud87: "and now, we're making French food"
IaCthulhuFthagn: But not for quick xonsumption.
 Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun What is at the end that we'll miss by stopping early?
thebuzzstreams: @L0rdX33n All four seasons if we go by Beej's Anime roundup
 SharktoothJack: ooh, this is one of my old favorites
KinkerbellRose: That one "Buttah' lady would be proud.
 incslayer: the vitamix is angry
 josh___something: The vitamix is NOT HAPPY
 SharktoothJack: Vitamix plus+
 TehAmelie: and we dare not go to full power
 commentarywife: they should have melted the butter
thebuzzstreams: Should have melted the butter probably
 Chronomagistrate: This is the one that would make me tap out.
 Abavus: 
 Abavus: oh no
 azninsect: its a lot of butter
 roefizzlebeef: when beej says “I’ve never heard it make that noise before” you KNOW you should be nervous
 FarleyF: eye cream
 Austere_Squire: cursed butter
 TehAmelie: i'm sure you could bake something with that
Astramentha: looks like pistachio ice cream
 Austere_Squire: i hate it
Rhast0r: butternade
 ThatWhichNeverWas: This makes my heart hurt
 azninsect: immediate
 hackingducks: that one is also a insta-hork
thebuzzstreams: Beej's face kills me here
 Austere_Squire: oh no
 incslayer: butterade
 Austere_Squire: i hate it
KinkerbellRose: I'd totally try it.
 DahudLefthanded: BEEJ
 HubbeKing: to be fair, it's mainly butter and water
 MaddestScientist: proof that butter is too powerful
Eklinaar: Kathleen with fingy out
NotSoLuckyLydia: i mean, its butter and lemon. those are both yummy together
 TehAmelie: "rich" as in "almost pure butter" eh
 incslayer: @HubbeKing with some lemon
 DistractedMOSFET: turns out butter is good
thebuzzstreams: Butter makes everything great
 cmdrud87: @thebuzzstreams I literally learned that in cooking class
 DistractedMOSFET: oh yeah, the marmite
 josh___something: Is this fucking BAD APPLE?!
 MaddestScientist: yes
 ExachixKitsune: it sure is bad apple
 Hangedman: i always forget about the touhou midis
MrMatternot: Is an avocado a BadApple?
 Abavus: Didn't put the whole avocado in. Cowards 
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Turns out your brain REALLY likes fat mixed with sugar
bagfullofbees: oh, I love the bit with the pumpkin
 cmdrud87: "this is my pumpkin f***ing scar"
an_archist2: a second bad apple has hit the iron stomach video
 Hangedman: earlier it was night of nights
 Chronomagistrate: I really wish I liked the taste of butter
 ThatWhichNeverWas: even more if theres any salt in there.
 DiscordianTokkan: Hands ARE natures Spoon
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 RockPusher: Fist that pumpkin!
KinkerbellRose: AGAIN
 azninsect: oh alex
 incslayer: Only the finest Pumpkin Fisting here on Loading Ready Run
 SharktoothJack: pumpkin fisting time!
KinkerbellRose: Oh this is going to be foul.
 DistractedMOSFET: oh i forgot that detail
 TehAmelie: butter is suggested if you really badly need to travel on foot and bring your own food. as much calorie per weight as you can get, as long as you can stand the process of eating it
NotSoLuckyLydia: ah, so this is JUST gonna taste like marmite
 roefizzlebeef: ohhh nooooo
 cmdrud87: "I never want to drink a turkey!"
 hackingducks: ruined
 DistractedMOSFET: i still want to try british marmite someday (here in new zealand we have a different marmite)
 Bassios: I fukken' love marmite
thebuzzstreams: LRR should revisit smoothie making antics again
 hackingducks: vegemite is definitely not marmite
thebuzzstreams: smells like turkey, looks like shamrock shake
 Bassios: If you're making beef gravy, add just a little bit of marmite to it and it makes it so much meatier
MrMatternot: Kayhleen with the proper wafting technique
 northos: Alex dot exe has encountered a problem
 ClockTamer: I woke up to one of my fav vids Yay!
 incslayer: there is a second of of these i think right?
Kyle Moran: new boxing glove idea just hit
 Chronomagistrate: @thebuzzstreams There was a Live segment a few years back with the thanksgiving smoothies
  MrPhlip: am Alex ok
 Molladia: Ringing noise?
 ErisOfSpace: that was the turkey calling
 incslayer: @Molladia i also heard a ringing noise
 SharktoothJack: Paul “kimchi is not a subtle flavor” Saunders
 cmdrud87:     
Woodthorn: I want to see this recipe repeated, frozen and carved to see if it makes for solid trukey
  TXC2: hello everybody
 ProcyonFlynn: Good  Chat, hope not-Zeta was good?
 DistractedMOSFET: "That's marmite!"
 TehAmelie: you know, as i recall there was no stipulation in the rules that they had to run the things in a blender, just eat them together
  TXC2: ah hey this video !
 Aigarius: it's lingering!
KinkerbellRose: @TXC2 Morning~
 ErisOfSpace: dawn  dawn dawn dawn...
  TXC2: hi KinkerbellRose
 cmdrud87: "beej can see through tiime"
 incslayer: @TXC2 Hey TXC2 you missed most of it
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Clearly this needs to be mixed with gravy
  TXC2: hi incslayer
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
vegadotexe: "tastes like a horrible warzone with good culture" goes hard
thebuzzstreams: Beej has seen things...
  TXC2: Beej looks like he's about to see in 3d there
 DiscordianTokkan: Beej dot exe has experienced An Error
 Aigarius: Beej is already seeing all future "can Beej eat it" instances
 ThePov42: Such a good beej face
thebuzzstreams: Right, I'm off to bed, g'night chat!
 ThePov42: Also it's weird seeing the crew a decade ago, they look so young
  TXC2: so long thebuzzstreams  sleep well
 ProcyonFlynn: What I'm gathering from this video - Loading Ready Live has been remarkably tame actually.
KinkerbellRose: @thebuzzstreams Nini!
  TXC2: ThePov42  but they look so much better now
 FarleyF: Heather in the background
 cmdrud87: and we extended the stream to 2 pm tomorrow. Good work, us!
  TXC2: oh heck yes this episode
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 Important followup ^^
 ExachixKitsune: yah, heather just eating a disguisting smoothee in the background
abslomdaak42: Oh hell yeah! The Exile Zone!
 ThePov42: Oh yeah the fashion game has improved in the last decade
Earthenone: has ben picked up his tokens yet?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Now I want Marmite on toast
 cmdrud87: "we met at a timed solitaire competition"
TheAinMAP: 
 Molladia: Who's our guest this morning on "Coffee with James"
 FarleyF: !next
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 definenull: he's storming off!
Earthenone: @Molladia cam and jacob
  TXC2: Molladia  Jacob and Cameron I heard
 McArgh: !help
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 RocknGrohlNerd: oh ravnica, simpler times
 RockPusher: Alrighty, I need to sleep for t'work in the morning — be good, have fun, enjoy the entertainment 
 ErisOfSpace: they did say the watch-a-long is going to end a little late, so ~15m
 incslayer: i like narrator Graham
 Orxolon: the exile zone,
  TXC2: so long RockPusher  sleep well
 incslayer: Sleep Well RockPusher
TheAinMAP:   
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ah, Bump.
  TXC2: good cards, and bump in the night
 RocknGrohlNerd: @RockPusher good night
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I have no memory of this...
 roefizzlebeef: this is such a fun episode premise
  MrPhlip: Destiny ran long this evening, so the watchalong got delayed
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 Hey now, mono black burn is an actual deck right now.
 Aigarius: this reminds me how I changed saturation on my webcam back in 2020 and never bothered to turn it back up again
 FarleyF: I wonder if they still have all those bumps
 TehAmelie: i liked the Exile Zone, but they tried way too hard in "Absolutely exiled from the game for-friggin-ever" Zone
 cmdrud87: that draft format had Disinformation Campaign. Ah, good times.
Astramentha: I love how “collapse on couch and groan” is half of all times Cam enters frame
 definenull: "whole lotta 1/1s" sounds like a preview of bloomburrow
 RocknGrohlNerd: good sleeves Cam good sleeves
 ErisOfSpace: Cameron did get boros on the ravnican guild quiz..
  TXC2: me when I have to play to get an Arena daily 
Earthenone: collapse and groan is cams intro, fuck is cams exit 
 incslayer: it feels odd to hear someone actually call Ben Benjamin
 TehAmelie: i'm lying, i actually love that Un-card that introduced "super remove from the game"
Astramentha: @earthenone XD
 roefizzlebeef: "who is Commander Night" is such a good joke lol
 northos: honestly bridge stream when
 definenull: ^
 Noy2222: When is Bridge stream?
IaCthulhuFthagn: ^
 incslayer: ^
 definenull: would unironically watch a bridge stream
todeswillen: was this bevor or after the Raffica Quiss
 warpstonewarlock: I tried to learn Bridge once. Never again.
Earthenone: i assume when wheeler finishes playing every pokemon game on ityc 
kynelwynn: Only if Wheeler's playing
 Orxolon: if no one remembers Magic invented yourself and get rich XD
 Sevinon: @warpstonewarlock The trick is to have everyone in grad school just start playing at the same time.
 PMAvers: I like this universe.
 rasterscan: Magic; The Gathering
Kaerose: hey i remember this one
 DiscordianTokkan: Magic The Gathering - Wheeler Voice
 NekomimiNinja: p i c k u p y o u r t o k e n s
 TehAmelie: my school had one guy who played MtG. he was "the weird guy", too. often confused with me
 Noy2222: Pick up your tokens Ben
 azninsect: pick up your tokens ben
 incslayer: booh have to mute and actually work
tyrew0rm: Pick up your tokens Ben
 ELD_Winterlight: BALD NELSON?
  TXC2: in the laughter of children?
  bv310: Correct answer from Nelson there
 definenull: sounds about right
  TXC2: correct response really
 Molladia: Who's the forth player?
 Orxolon: i hope we have more The exile zone next season
 definenull: G probably
Astramentha:   
Earthenone: presumably G. but he is nariting between turns
 definenull: he got up to do that monologue
 Lord_Hosk: The fourth player is us
 PMAvers: "Have you heard of... Balatro?"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @molladia clearly Graham.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: See
 TehAmelie: snort
  TXC2: see there you go
Earthenone: woah they 3d printed balatro cards for this bit?!
Earthenone: 
 TheWooglie: ah part 2
 ArcticAtlantic: knowing that was coming made those messages very amusing xD
 definenull: ah! the sequel to beej i mean beige
mizzytastic: don't worry, the stinger has you covered
marmalade_pen: part 2!
Astramentha: 
 cmdrud87: that was random
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who was the mime???
 ProcyonFlynn: !quote Mime
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  bv310: Extremely sad slow mime
 definenull: huh who was that
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Ian with HAIR
 kimmiekoneko: mimes *shakes fist*
the_phantom_game_player: Poor mime
 northos: !findquote mime
  LRRbot: Quote #7719: "A Mime is like a Clown right?" —Wheeler [2021-08-10]
 Dumori: I do not recall that opening
 TehAmelie: i hope they're just credited as "a mime"
Earthenone: !quote mime shouldent work they rarely speak 
  TXC2: wow delta was only 7 years ago ?
  TXC2: or, WOW Delta was SEVEN years ago?
 TacitusVigil: But James, a mime is a terrible thing to waste!
 Serpens77: Vantabeige
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The second, @txc2
 cmdrud87: @TXC2 yes, they would be out about 6 months later
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah when I visited LRR for the first time in 2017 they were in this Moonbase and were working on finding a new place
 Astrovore: !subathon
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: What moonbase are we on?
marmalade_pen: brown light!!
 ExachixKitsune: Moonbase the next one (5) was a 5 year thing I think which also helps scope timine
ItsThugDimmadome: 6
 L0rdX33n: Brown light doesn’t exist
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  six, moon base 3 in Japan
 definenull: 
 L0rdX33n: it’s just dirty orange
 definenull: i vaguely got that reference
 Abavus: @L0rdX33n Not with that attitude
  MrPhlip: good ol' tech connections
 HubbeKing: I forget the Necrobrownicon
ItsThugDimmadome: @L0rdX33n Hey! I danced under that name in college.
 BorgarWithAShotgun: I just realised they are all wearing beige....
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Six... Huh.   And three was when?
 RandomTrivia: Sweet, I made it back for the sequel!
Earthenone: i assume brown light is the brown note on a diferent wave spectrum
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  between 2010 and 2016
 TehAmelie: i think of brown light as a worse version of "It"s deadlight
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Delta.
 TacitusVigil: What about the tacos?!
 cmdrud87: when did they move to mk 6 again? like a year ago?
 definenull: that had to give a brainfreeze
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: they forgot about beige so hard they didn't even wear beige
  TXC2: cmdrud87  last year yeah
 Serpens77: @cmdrud87 just before Desert Bus last year I think?
 DiscordianTokkan: A new Taupe!
 RandomTrivia: Absolute smash hit pun
 Bassios: "He's elected a new taupe!" kills me every time
 TotalHell: That's a good joke
NotSoLuckyLydia: 12/10 joke
 jarnatan: Some people are a one-man army. Paul is a one-man conclave
bagfullofbees: @Bassios I'm noticing that one for the first time
Earthenone: so this is what the taupe budget is for
 TacitusVigil: Should have shouted holy smokes!
mrverbal: @Bassios it's such a perfect joke
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  TXC2: it's like its moving
 TacitusVigil: This was an episode of Stargate
 TehAmelie: oh, he's invented Pax from Firefly
 TacitusVigil: No joke
 RandomTrivia: I do like the implication that Ian, by exposure, is more resistant to VantaBeige
 jarnatan: I live in the belief that this entire storyarch was made to let them make the elected a new taupe joke. I am basing this belief on nothing other than that would be very funny
  TXC2: TacitusVigil  a shockingly late season 4  episode no less
 Lord_Hosk: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's actually a pretty warm tone.  But needs must...
 josh___something: P... paul, those goggles aren't protecting you from the vantabeige
 definenull: so a peek behind the curtain: was that just colour-keyed in editing?
 TehAmelie: the beige business peaks at 8 out of 13 points, like Jason in The Good Place's dance contests
  TXC2: definenull  almost certainly
Earthenone: gate is my favorite of the stars
Astramentha: o h n o
Genasi_Gaming: wait taupe eka for beige con?
InvadedOath: The new taupe still gets me
 malfnord: I've been to Topeka, that tracks
Earthenone: Topeka is known for its pudding  right? 
 TehAmelie: all i know of Topeka i learned from Almost Famous
 jarnatan: Oh sweet the subcount just refreshed
 ExachixKitsune: businessm'n
 jarnatan: and jumped by like 500 subs as a result
 L0rdX33n: Good comedian though
 TehAmelie: "there's acid in the red beer cups"
 Therberus: Beej's'mn
 ProcyonFlynn: !upnext
 definenull: wait so with the subcount updated, does this mean feet?
kynelwynn: Andrew Brimell was mime?
Metric_Furlong: Beejinessman
bagfullofbees: @TehAmelie All I know about Topeka I learned from that one episode of Showcase Showdown
 RandomTrivia: @definenull It means we get feet yesterday...
 NovaTiempo: ?!
 jarnatan: No feet, only 'fut
 ExachixKitsune: The forbidden tapes!
 warpstonewarlock: oh, it's from the removed episode!
 Makoforte: wait there was a removed episode? Why?
 warpstonewarlock: copyright claim
 Makoforte: ahhh
 BrokenGolem: god, 2017 was a different era
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Aww 
 Makoforte: oh for the ads, right?
  TXC2: man Fuck copyright
 warpstonewarlock: for Late Night Dub Fight
 Makoforte: and they never reposted it without that bit?
 jarnatan: We're having steamed claims
AtrusOfMyst: I miss Attack on Pie Pan
marmalade_pen: this reflector guy is op
 cmdrud87: was this the on where they recreated the wondercore-ads?
 warpstonewarlock: and its episode of Johnny Bravo
 ErinusTV: I have so many questions
 warpstonewarlock: @cmdrud87 that's still up
 ExachixKitsune: goodbye!
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KinkerbellRose: Ian in the reflection. 
   LoadingReadyRun: brb
 ErinusTV: Ian in the reflection of the plate 
 TehAmelie: it's called Wondercore
Cunobelenos: goodbye!
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Man, the moment when Graham reminded Ben that it was going on a greenscreen. Perfection.
Inkymouse: @KinkerbellRose I was about to say!
  TXC2: 
bagfullofbees: I'm so sad that episode isn't available anymore
 hackingducks: goodbye *stream goes down*
 DNAli3n: amazing end to the watchalong
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Time to ROTATE the CUSHIONS
Earthenone: signal
 Brozard: *Portal turret* Shutting doooown
 Therberus: 
MrMatternot: Refreshed
 baltimore_667083:   
  MrPhlip: Good news: the context for thst is unwatchable because that episode had a fun fight in it
 Therberus: 
 FoxBehindTheTree: pivot
 miniMacGuru: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: now hit the old f5
 definenull:  
 josh___something: and, we're back!
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 josh___something: well, online
 rasterscan: Ben killed the power to hide the shame of his defeat!
  TXC2: rare double refresh for me 
 RocknGrohlNerd: we are so back, chat
 FoxBehindTheTree: pivvvvot
bagfullofbees: well, this seems like as good a time as any to go to bed. 'night, chat!
 Therberus: So day 3?
 baskwalla: Happy timezone all
  TXC2: so long bagfullofbees  sleep well
 Lord_Hosk: Oh no, the stream is gone forever, we will never see its like again...
M4RKNUTT: Goodbye. F5's chat.
KinkerbellRose: Hurray!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
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 definenull: oh that was weird
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 commentarywife: friends!
MrMatternot: Hello
  TXC2: Hello Jacob and Cameron
 TotalHell: Hello! Hi!
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Metric_Furlong: hello Cam an Jacob
 jadielady: hello friends
 Philocalist: Good morning!
SnowBuddy18: hi
KinkerbellRose: YAY! Cam and Jacob!
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 FoxBehindTheTree: good morning cameron and jacob!
 josh___something: Hi JACOB!
 garion99: hi
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 ArcticAtlantic: hello! 
 thatladyinplaid: Good morning!
 wench_tacular: good job existing
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 baltimore_667083: hello cam and jacob!
 aussie_rob_w: good morning Cam and Jacob!
 GhostValv: oh hi hello hi hello hi 100
  mtvcdm: Morning
KinkerbellRose: Jacob, oh how I've missed you.
 ExachixKitsune: Hello Jacob and hello Cam!
 RandomTrivia: The morning has morning'd!
  TXC2: Hello James
the_phantom_game_player: Hello
MrMatternot: Sublimated into existence.
 Krektogar: Good morning early coffee people!
 CelticGeek: Good morning!
 BorealMage: hello!
abslomdaak42: Good morning
 hypperstar2280: Good morning all!   
ArtemisHuntress: Hello Drs LRR
 quton: good morning
 SageofShadowzF: Good morning
 hesterbyrde: Oh boy
marmalade_pen: g'morn
 WellFedGames: morning!
 Lord_Hosk: Its dick!
amyg87: hi Jacob and Cam
 TehAmelie: oh hai
 varmintx0: omg, I couldn't see Jacob's legs and it just looked like a floating torso.
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 Brozard: James, your pants are broken
 commentarywife: Jacob is such a lot of energy for the morning
 Knitting_Goblin: Good morning!
 BlindProphet32: Morning James, Jacob and Cam
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 KV1NN4: Gasp!
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 BorealMage: Which coffee is it this morning?
 rXpCH: yeay jacob !
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InvadedOath: Were you guys up for the King’s speech?
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 wench_tacular: things are going to get weird
 gualdhar: Not even Road Quest?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: awkwardfart.wav
 Therberus: What do you mean Jacob, Alex is a lovely individual
 RandomTrivia: 
 cmdrud87: Ask Graham about it, he does that regularly (on Watch+Play)
KinkerbellRose: Two hours with Alex is just free content.
 ladyjessica: Jacob with the save
 cmdrud87: nope
M4RKNUTT: N'awwww
Metric_Furlong: James "mmmmm" Turner
 wench_tacular: no
 BorealMage: I can't hear any
 definenull: nope
AtrusOfMyst: If Watch And Play is any indication, it will be a good 2 hours
abslomdaak42: Very smooth, Jacob, very smooth
 public_key_reveal_party: No
 jacqui_lantern234: no music
 Ceris75: no
 Lord_Hosk: no music
Earthenone: nope
M4RKNUTT: Nope
Kaerose: do not, no
Shadree: No music
 ladyjessica: nope
 GhostValv: nope 
 josh___something: But jacob's always cute
 Therberus: None music, left streamer
KinkerbellRose: There's music?
 baskwalla: no music
Denulius: no
 Abavus: 
  TXC2: no music
 TheWooglie: So we starting on Warhammer on Transformers?
 ottersqueals: silence
MrMatternot: No BGC
 protojman: do you smell toast?
 JRandomHacker: Coffee With James without James
 RandomTrivia: No circles are audible, big, small, giant or otherwise
 Laserbeaks_Fury: There are 4 lights
 WiJohn: Only the music of your lovely voices
 Krektogar: jsut the music running in my head
 hesterbyrde: There is much cute happening this morning
M4RKNUTT: The only music I hear is James' voice 
 Molladia: Dragula
Earthenone: for me its "crawling in my skin"
 TheAlanHeffley: Great tastes
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 gluonquark: just the sound of silence
Metric_Furlong: Godsmack the song or Godsmack the band?
 Brozard: I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me
KinkerbellRose: Super Beast or Dragula here.
 hawktonguebaby: James "It's too early to be cute" Turner
 protojman: let the bodies go to sleep let the bodies go to sleep
 baskwalla: We can now hear the music
 TheWooglie: yes
 jacqui_lantern234: yes
 wench_tacular: sure
 BorealMage: There it is
 IronwoodWizard: yes
 ArcticAtlantic: yes!
 Narcuru: there we go
SnowBuddy18: there's always music, it's just not something everyone can hear
 definenull: yep
 warpstonewarlock: yup
 commentarywife: we hear music now
RedNightmare7: Oh, already morning out there
Metric_Furlong: (the band is named after the song)
 Denulius: yes
 RandomTrivia:  !
 hesterbyrde: I'm hoping for Warhammer and Not a Drop to Drink discussions personally
Mewr11: music is good
Shadree: Yes. It is fine
 ErisOfSpace: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
Earthenone: yes, we can hear it
 DiscordianTokkan: Sound confirmed
 GhostValv: it's fine
  TXC2: no it's fine
LidofLoathing: yes! and no, it's not too loud
 omdorastrix: Roadquest yay
 baskwalla: It is at a good volume
Pteraspidomorphi: It is not too loud
 NonUniqueGuy: music good
KinkerbellRose: Music on, sound is good.
Astramentha: it’s good
 ArcticAtlantic: all good
 RandomTrivia: Volume great
 Therberus: Time to go on a quest, of the ROAD variety
AtrusOfMyst: Yes not too loud
 Orxolon: 
 samwiser_: Perfect volume roadquest music
 gluonquark: music
 hesterbyrde: muzak!
 MegaDosX: #JamesIsPaul
 hawktonguebaby: it sounds like circles, but like…very large?
Metric_Furlong: James "Paul Saunders" Turner
 gualdhar: Paul isn't chained to the stufip chair?
 L0rdX33n: Delightful sound
 Orxolon: hellooo every1
 NoxStryx: There is no paul only zuul
 garion99: music is good
 hesterbyrde: Roadquest jams!
 Orxolon: still here
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
drawnbinary: yall can hear music?
 Spooky_Noises: time till warhammer achived
 commentarywife: 
 MegaDosX: Get got lmao James
BalthusHomewood: Hi! I love the Chromosome shirt, Jacob
 hesterbyrde: "In warhammer..." there we go
 HbombAndFriends: And introducing James as Paul.
drawnbinary: now yes
  TXC2: we activated his trap card
the_phantom_game_player: The music is good
 OmnipotentTrevor: I guess we need to sub so James can afford jeans without holes
 micalovits: James just wanted to not have to talk for 2 hours
 RocknGrohlNerd: zero to warhammer in 0,5 seconds
 gluonquark: it's a triggered ability
Earthenone: i was literally typing ride of the valkyries 
 RandomTrivia: YESSSSS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: James, this is how people feel about magic...
 wizzo1138: 1600
  TXC2: YES CAMERON YES
 malfnord: Hallelujah!
KinkerbellRose: Cameron. Well done Sir.
 TotalHell: Cam: Nuln Oil or Agrax Earthshade as your standard shade?
 MegaDosX: @malfnord That song might not be the right vibe for Warhammer
SnowBuddy18: Bodies and It's Raining Men could be about the same event
 definenull: 
 NoxStryx: Its raining men and bodies are about the same event from different perspectives
 McArgh: 400  time
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes, the icebreaker of the week
 Laserbeaks_Fury: A long, long time ago
Julian_Rogue: suddenly therapy with James
 MegaDosX: Asked and answered.
 FoxBehindTheTree: its raining men and let the bodies hit the floor are the same event different perspectives
RedNightmare7: Amen, Jacob
 Brozard: Music is fairly loud
 MrDrLewis: 800
 Abavus: Good bit
 RandomTrivia: And two for two on "well, bad" as an answer 
 BorealMage: The woods are great!
 Jillexie: This is like the questions from Erika during Desert Bus
Genasi_Gaming: mowglui ass sentance
 NonUniqueGuy: "Why are you like this?"
 cmdrud87: II forgot that Down with the Sickness sounded so much like Stone Cold's old theme
 malfnord: @SnowBuddy18 On the contrary, that song is *exactly* the right vibe for Warhammer!
 varmintx0: did you find woods porn?
 public_key_reveal_party: Rural New York is bad. Source: I also grew up there
 hawktonguebaby: Damn, what is this,?Alpha Flight now?
Woodthorn: @Jillexie Ah, yes. Proust, I believe?
 definenull: oh no
 Hedinnnnn: 510
 cmdrud87: Plase tell me you got a robe as well
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Where did Jacob Grow up?  I thought he was from the Bronx...
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh man, Bookstores in the 80's were awesome. So much good stuff
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  upsate New york
 Nebula662: 525 Good morning folks 
chaos_blast_exe: @hawktonguebaby which one of them gets to be wolverine
Earthenone: my laundromat had the first arcade machine i ever used, TMNT denied me such a purchase
Astramentha: IMO, I think music could actually be a lil quieter?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @txc2 apparently.
 Brozard: I heard “The ADHD Lite version”
  TXC2: hello Nebula662  welcome
 jessieimproved: I had no access to D&D when I was a kid during the panic.  I had HeroQuest though and I made custom maps and quests for it.
marmalade_pen: @TXC2 really where i'm from utica...
 commentarywife: I was just thinking the same, music is a lil loud
 Jillexie: 80s bookstores are where I got into Fighting Fantasy books.
MrMatternot: Jacob. What is your fav camping biome (plains, swamps, forest, mountains, beach, etc)?
RedNightmare7: Good setup, little Jacob
 MegaDosX: This is giving heist planning vibes and I love it
 Molladia: I know James just came back out, but could the Music go down just slightyly?
 hawktonguebaby: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Rules_Cyclopedia_cover.jpg
River: hi morning coffee crew
Kyle Ladd Stobener: Morning!
Isaac Myers: I thought it was basic d&d
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @jessieimproved that's awesome!
 NonUniqueGuy: My first RPG book was TMNT.
Julian_Rogue: "dnd was my porn" is such a very Jacob Burgess thing to say
Julian_Rogue: with love <#
Julian_Rogue: 
 measureofhope: That is an epic origin story
 PMAvers: The bookstores were the best source of Battletech books.
 TotalHell: When I was twelve I brought my D&D books to church and someone stole the.
 definenull: "used" eww
 RandomTrivia: "used porn" 
 TotalHell: *them
Genasi_Gaming: USED?
 BorealMage: The pages are slightly tacky
 wench_tacular: gross
 MegaDosX: There is a difference between second hand porn and used porn
 RandomTrivia: ^
 Brozard: New porn doesn’t have the same crinkle
KinkerbellRose: I remember those brown cover books. I had  few.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Our first D&D was that red box
 inconsideratehat: OK so right away I'm seeing a level of motivation that demonstrates a lot about Jacob's success with fun work
 L0rdX33n: All Jacob stories are gold. I confess I’ve stolen the Loch Ness whisky story because it’s so fun to tell.
KinkerbellRose: Heck, I still got a boxed Ravenloft floating around.
 hawktonguebaby: "Yeah, this porn still has some life in it."
 MegaDosX: Ironic
rogerivany: Probably snaky mcsnakeface.
Earthenone: those who live by the snake die by the snake
IaCthulhuFthagn: A Salamander?
abslomdaak42: Top 10 anime betrayels
 Hangedman: there was a particular period when a bunch of dads decided they probably didn't need to keep boxes and boxes of near-mint penthouses
 Fruan: not all snakes know each other, James
IaCthulhuFthagn: I remember a lot of those in ToEE.
 PharaohBender27: Morning, all!
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 Chronomagistrate: That was a broken clas!
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  welcome
 Chronomagistrate: *class
KinkerbellRose: I miss the old Advanced Monster Manual. Used to read that big bish for fun.
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh, hey, I recognize that from commodore hustle
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KinkerbellRose: Pharoh~
 Fruan: is that where the sack of rats came from?
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
 MegaDosX: Sounds vile
 gluonquark: nice!
 RandomTrivia:   
 L0rdX33n: Oh, the kobold translatlantic teleporter
 ladyjessica: my favourite splat book for adnd was the book of artifacts.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I never got into D&D because, and I'm not entirely sure why, roleplaying makes me feel anxious. I can't even watch folks roleplay.
 Chronomagistrate: TBF, a lot of classes from the splat books were very broken
KinkerbellRose: I actually recognize some of these names coming through. xD
 ladyjessica: oooo in nomine!!
 MegaDosX: That's a great first character name
 RandomTrivia: Sweet name
 PharaohBender27: Look, I want this to go until at least Friday evening, so got to add to that timer. 
MrMatternot: Baquan was my first PC.
IaCthulhuFthagn: If Master Samurai is your bar for broken in 3E, wait until you see literally any PHB-only spellcaster.
 ladyjessica: so few people I’ve met have heard of In Nomine!
RedNightmare7: My first D&D book was the Monster Manual for 3.5, we as friends each bought one of the books. I never did get that manual back...
 aussie_rob_w: Or a V?
 MegaDosX: My first character has a y in his surname, but no z
Izandai: 
 GhostValv: hah mine was V
 josh___something: How dare you
 measureofhope: Yeah I had a V
 L0rdX33n: X’s are cool
 Chronomagistrate: MIne was Cail
 Hangedman: or an X pronounced like a Z
 Narcuru: mine was Narcuru....
 HubbeKing: yeah, my first character was Raz
Astramentha: I pass the name test!
 Xed_Regulus: My name now is my first D&D character. 
 BrokenGolem: huh, i pass the test
 Brozard: My handle is my first characters name, with a B
 Bassios: My first D&D character was "Reyix Forth"
 WiJohn: Difnog, they were a dwarf and we were drinking eggnog
 micalovits: The first I remember was Lyra, not 100% sure if that counts
 Sibwow: mine was Keith
KinkerbellRose: Greyhawk anyone?
 hesterbyrde: My first character was actually a character I inherited from my now husband because he had exams so I played her. Her name was Syl.
 public_key_reveal_party: My first character I played once, and then our DM moved away after one session
 ProcyonFlynn: "Frinn" Gnome Rouge.  But I was super basic back then 
 SharktoothJack: yeah that tracks. my first character name was Brynn
Izandai: huh
 MegaDosX: Now that's hateful
 hesterbyrde: The first character I ever made myself was a drow blackguard named Traaxa Tziaare. XD
haberley: my first character was a reformed mini gelatinous cube called Sid Viscous
 measureofhope: 100 My group had a 5 e converted Birthright game a few years ago! It rocks!
 aussie_rob_w: @sibwow all I can think of is the nice guy from Scrubs named Keith that JD hated because he was Elliot's boyfriend.
 Orxolon: Luzean?
 malfnord: I was a GURPS kid; I knew about it through osmosis but I honestly didn't touch D&D until 5e.
KinkerbellRose: Currently in a Pathfinder game right now though. Running  Necros that's been slightly adapted. Excited AF. It comes with built in lichification.
 josh___something: that's so mean
 Jillexie: Yup, Jacob
 MegaDosX: Jacob, facts
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