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!game ⌛ 15
Post the game currently being played.
!game display NAME Mod only
eg. !game display Resident Evil: Man Fellating Giraffe
Change the display name of the current game to NAME.
!game override NAME Mod only
eg: !game override Prayer Warriors: A.O.F.G.
Override what game is being played (eg when the current game isn't in the Twitch database)
!game override off Mod only
Disable override, go back to getting current game from Twitch stream settings. Should the crew start regularly playing a game called "off", I'm sure we'll figure something out.
!game refresh Mod only
Force a refresh of the current Twitch game (normally this is updated at most once every 15 minutes)
!next ⌛ 15
Gets the next scheduled stream from the LoadingReadyLive calendar
Can specify a timezone, to show stream in your local time, eg: !next America/New_York
If no time zone is specified, times will be shown in Moonbase time.
!nextfan ⌛ 15
Gets the next scheduled stream from the fan-streaming calendar
!patreon ⌛ 15
Post the Patreon total.
!show ⌛ 15
Post the current show.
!show override ID Mod only
Override the current show.
!show override off Mod only
Disable the override.
Send you a quick status message about the stream. If the stream is live, this will include what game is being played, and how long the stream has been live. Otherwise, it will tell you about the next scheduled stream.
!storm or !stormcount ⌛ 15
Show the current storm counts.
!uptime ⌛ 15
Post the duration the stream has been live.
!viewers ⌛ 15
Post the number of viewers currently watching the stream


!addquote (NAME) [DATE] QUOTE | CONTEXT or !addquote (NAME) [DATE] QUOTE or !addquote (NAME) QUOTE or !addquote [DATE] QUOTE or !addquote QUOTE Mod only
Add a quotation with optional attribution, date and context to the quotation database.
!delquote QID Mod only
Remove the quotation with the specified ID from the quotation database.
!findquote QUERY ⌛ 2/60 Sub only
Search for a quote in the quote database.
!modquote QID (NAME) [DATE] QUOTE | CONTEXT or !modquote QID (NAME) [DATE] QUOTE or !modquote QID (NAME) QUOTE or !modquote QID [DATE] QUOTE or !modquote QID QUOTE Mod only
Modify an existing quotation with optional attribution. All fields are updated and/or deleted in case they're omitted.
!quote or !quote ATTRIB or !quote game GAME or !quote show SHOW ⌛ 2/60 Sub only
Post a randomly selected quotation, optionally filtered by attribution, game or show.
!quote ID ⌛ 2/60 Sub only
Post the quotation with the specified ID.

Simple text responses

!adult ⌛ 2/30
I need an adult!
!advice ⌛ 2/30
Go left.
!alex cube ⌛ 2/30
The list for Alex's Highlander Cube (without extra cards) is available here:
!amazon or !amazon prime or !amazonprime or !prime ⌛ 2/30
If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (which you must manually renew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
!approaching nirvana or !explain approaching nirvana ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Approaching Nirvana makes some excellent music that James likes to stream during Minecraft. You can buy their albums here:
!archive or !explain archive or !explain replay or !explain youtube or !replay or !youtube ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
All our streams get archived on a dedicated YouTube channel at (for non-stream videos, the main channel is
!backseat or !explain backseat or !explain fun or !fun ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
!bad advice or !badadvice ⌛ 2/30
Go right.
!bgc or !biggiantcircles or !explain bgc or !explain biggiantcircles ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes many chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. You can buy his music here: He even made some remixes specifically for LRR:
!bingo ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Check out for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
!birb ⌛ 2/30
Peck your beak!
!board games or !boardgames ⌛ 2/30
See LRR's full board game collection here:
!box ⌛ 2/30
In the box is: a mystery
!boxingday ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Hey it’s Boxing Day! That’s when Canada has our sales, so for today only, enjoy a 10% discount on what’s left on by using the code BOXNARD529 (if we’re out of your size, our apologies, we’re restocking soon).
!break ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
!bug or !suggestions ⌛ 2/30
If you have any suggestions for LRRbot, post them at
!calsurvey ⌛ 2/30
LRR wants to know how you keep track of our stream schedule! Please take this quick survey to let us know your preferences
!canhighlander or !canlander or !highlander ⌛ 2/30
Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
!cardkingdom or !explain card kingdom or !explain cardkingdom ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Card Kingdom is a long-time sponsor of LoadingReadyRun's MtG draft streams. Visit them at and if you live on the west coast, visit their store in Seattle. When you place an order, say "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please!" you're going to receive a bonus button!
!chair ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
GT Omega Racing has provided LRR with this sweet new gaming chair! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" and LRR will receive a portion of the profits!
!charity ⌛ 2/30
Until midnight tonight (PST), cheer with #charity and Twitch will donate $.20 for every 100 Bits to Direct Relief.
!chat monitor or !chatmonitor or !nifty ⌛ 2/30
Paul's script for the custom chat monitor:
!clip or !clips or !highlight or !hlight ⌛ 2/30
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
!codefall or !dogefall ⌛ 2/30
If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
!command or !commands or !halp or !help ⌛ 2/30
!cube or !explain cube ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
A "cube" in MtG terms is a "build-your-own expansion" form of draft. On MTGO the cube is a singleton format with many of the most powerful cards in all of magic history.
!customs or !password or !pubgpassword or !pubgserver ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
!cw ⌛ 2/30
Content warnings for Analogue: a Hate story include: sexual violence, domestic abuse and gaslighting. If any of those are a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
!db or !desert bus or !desertbus or !explain db or !explain dbfh or !explain desert bus or !explain desert bus for hope or !explain desertbus ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
!decklist or !decklists ⌛ 2/30
Tonight's Decks: Alex - Ben W - Nelson - Cameron -
!deckmaster or !mtg extension or !mtgextension ⌛ 2/30
During MTG Arena streams, LRR uses a Twitch Extension called Deckmaster created by Fugi. You can add it to your own streams here: .
!destiny ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 Clan!: Main Clan PS4: Sparrow Squad PS4: QWERPLINE PS4: SECRET PIPESMEN XBOX:
!destiny pc ⌛ 2/30
LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 PC Clan! We Live Here Now: Mercenary Solutions: Suspiciously Fast Movers: Questionably Legal Clan: DEFINITELY ILLEGAL CLAN:
!dfart or !dicefriendsart ⌛ 2/30
The repository of all fan art from Dice Friends:
!dfwiki ⌛ 2/30
Dice Friends has a wiki here:
!discord or !whichcord ⌛ 2/30
LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
!dnd ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The current Dice Friends campaign is being broadcast on for 10 episodes, and starts at 5:00 PDT. Because it's broadcast on another channel and only hosted here (which means the VODs will also be over there), LRR won't be able to thank everyone for subs and bits, but they still very much appreciate them!
!dos or !tres ⌛ 2/30
RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación!
!dregs or !dregs comic ⌛ 2/30
Alex's comic about sewer people is called Dregs, now complete:
!end subs or !end welcome or !endsubs or !endwelcome ⌛ 2/30
For streams where subs are welcomed at the end or special events, LRR will read the usernames but will no longer read the resubscription messages. Thank you for understanding!
!event or !events ⌛ 2/30
Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
!explain card recogniser or !explain card recognizer or !explain cardreader or !explain cardrecogniser or !explain cardrecognizer or !explain recogniser or !explain recognizer or !recogniser or !recognizer ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at
!explain goc ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Games of Chance is the new Thursday morning stream with James and Paul, during which they Play a game chosen at random from a list of games YOU can Submit, and each week it's a different Genre
!explain jokefall or !explain jokes or !explain stolen jokes or !explain stolenjokes or !jokefall or !stolen jokes or !stolenjokes ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Stolen Jokes is the official webcomic of LoadingReadyRun. It is drawn by featherweight_ and you can find it here:
!explain judge or !explain judges or !explain lrrmtg_judge or !judge or !judges or !lrrmtg_judge ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
LRRmtg_Judge is staffed by certified Magic judges mtgdiversity, Noonies, Zak_SHWAP, PharmacistJudge, themanaleek, gatherto1, Phillammon, and AllosaurusRider. They are here to answer chat's rules questions with the current game and will try to answer other rules questions as time allows. If there are issues with things on stream they'll inform our on-site judges directly.
!explain momir or !momir ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Momir Basic is a variant game on Magic Online. Buy the Momir event deck from the store, or get the Momir Vig avatar in trade. Build deck with 60 lands and the Momir Vig avatar. Once per turn, you may pay X and discard a card to activate Momir. You get a random creature from the history of MtG with a CMC of X.
!explain patreon ⌛ 2/30 Mod only is the LRR Patreon. The linked video will explain just about everything you want to know. Pledges of any size are appreciated, and pledges of $10 (or more) a month gets you a one-time thank you card from LRR.
!explain paul songs or !paul songs ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Here is a list of songs that Paul knows he can sing for Desert Bus:
!explain phlottery or !phlottery ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The Phlottery (or Phage Lottery) is a way of playing Momir Basic (!explain momir). You and opponent play 7 lands. Then, only activate Momir for 7, hoping to avoid Phage the Untouchable (it causes you to lose the game immediately). Each player must hold back attacks until they get 7 or more creatures which can attack, then that player must attack every turn for the rest of the game. You must still cast 7-drops precombat each turn.
!explain rel:axed or !explain relaxed or !rel:axed or !relaxed ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
!explain snorsh or !snorsh ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Snorsh is a fictional Eastern European country that Kathleen made up during a subscriber commercial. It has 2 TV stations, both of which feature David Caruso. Its national animal is a weagle, which is a hybrid of a weasel and a beagle.
!explain steam group or !steam group ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
You can hang out with Runners and the LRR crew in the LRR Steam Group:
!explain stream setup or !stream setup ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
If you want to know more about the LoadingReadyLive streaming setup, check out this thread from the LRR forums:
!explain wyrmwood or !wyrmwood ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally.
!fansched or !fanschedule or !fanstream ⌛ 2/30
The LRR Fan Streamer list can be found here: and the calendar is here:
!findbutt or !findbutts ⌛ 2/30
Behind you.
!fn question or !fnquestion or !friday nights ⌛ 2/30
!fox ⌛ 2/30
Foxmar320 is also streaming over at
!friendcode or !friendcodes or !gamertag or !gamertags ⌛ 2/30
Connect with other LRR fans! The Gamertag / Friend Code spreadsheet can be found here -
!gif or !gifs ⌛ 2/30
The LoadingReadyLive GIF album (maintained by moderator CantWearHats) can be found here:
!gift sub or !giftsub or !subgift ⌛ 2/30
Yes indeed, you can now GIFT subscriptions of any tier to other members of chat! Please only gift to users active in chat—let lurkers lurk lrrAWESOME
!goc ⌛ 2/30
Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
!gvlog ⌛ 2/30
Graham vlogs intermittently at Give it a look!
!home stream or !home streams or !homestream or !homestreams ⌛ 2/30
Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben: | Cameron: | Cori: | Heather: | Ian: | James: | Kathleen: | Matt: | Serge:
!ing ⌛ 2/30
!jerapp ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The link to Jer's new deck of many things app for iOS can be found here:
!kill all humans ⌛ 2/30
Executing command.
!lan ⌛ 2/30
Today's schedule includes: Quake 3 (10-12), Rocket League (12-1:30), Minecraft (1:30-3), StarCraft: BroodWar (3-4:30), GMod Prop Hunt (4:30-5:30), PUBG (5:30-8), and Soldat (8-10). All times in PDT.
!lasttweet ⌛ 2/30
!listen ⌛ 2/30
Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
!live schedule or !livesched or !liveschedule or !schedule ⌛ 2/30
You can find the full LRR schedule at You can also check out last week and up to 4 weeks in the future.
!lovebeej ⌛ 2/30
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
!lrr ⌛ 2/30
lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Visit LoadingReadyRun:
!lrrmansheet ⌛ 2/30
Link to the spreadsheet :
!lumeria ⌛ 2/30
Lumeria, The Infinite City, is a designer draft set built by Card Kingdom using existing Magic: the Gathering cards to create a brand new, unique limited environment. Find out more at ! It is not available for purchase anymore, but keep an eye out for similar products in the future.
!magic ⌛ 2/30
LoadingReadyRun is now streaming Wednesday mornings from 10am-1pm on ! We'll be hosting that channel here but the streamers will not be watching this chat! As always, subs and bits are appreciated but the streamers may not see them.
!mailtime or !pobox ⌛ 2/30
LRR has a PO box! Bionic Trousers Media Inc., PO BOX 8132 Victoria Main, Victoria, BC V8W 3R8, Canada. If received, your mail may be featured in a Mail Time. Please ship responsibly.
!mcplan ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
today on minecraft we're making a new nether hub.
!modpack ⌛ 2/30
Current Minecraft modpack: James, Uno and Serge are currently playing FTB Pyramid Reborn.
!nextround ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
No event currently running.
!one or !onemore ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
one more
!panic or !picnic ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
!patreonbot ⌛ 2/30
If you are a Patron to LRR's Patreon, you can have "subscriber" status in LRRbot and can use "sub-only" commands like !quote and !highlight. Go to to link your Patreon account to your Twitch account.
!plan ⌛ 2/30
What are those???
!players ⌛ 2/30
Our Canlander players today are Alex, Ben W, Nelson, and Cameron.
!ppr or !prepre ⌛ 2/30
The Ravnica Allegiance Pre-PreRelease will be Janurary 11th at 11AM Moonbase time. Guests and info:
!pprvod ⌛ 2/30
Videos of past Pre-prereleases can be found here:
!pubg ⌛ 2/30
Whatshisface's Fight Island
!qdb ⌛ 2/30
Quote database:
!rebelliousuno or !uno ⌛ 2/30
RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
!replaytrack ⌛ 2/30
if anyone has any time feel free to help out with the LoadingReadyLive Replay Tracking Google doc.​. The old doc:
!rhythm ⌛ 2/30
Submit suggestions for Rhythm Cafe here:
!rivals ⌛ 2/30
Standings for this tournment can be found here:
!roadquest ⌛ 2/30
LRR's on a road trip! Shooting is done, the edit proceeds. News when it's available!
!ruling or !rulings ⌛ 2/30
Returning to Ravnica (again) brings new and old mechanics, find out all about them here:
!sassplan ⌛ 2/30
I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
!secret ⌛ 2/30
That's my secret, I'm always angry.
!sir ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
!smash ⌛ 2/30
Put Waluigi in Smash, you cowards!
!spoiler or !spoilers ⌛ 2/30
Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
!store ⌛ 2/30
LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
!subscribe servo facts or !subscribe servofacts or !unsubscribe servo facts or !unsubscribe servofacts ⌛ 2/30
Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
!team ⌛ 2/30
Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page!
!timezones ⌛ 2/30
A list of the available timezone codes can be found at or use the timezone picker:
!wiki ⌛ 2/30
The Loading Ready Run Wiki can be found here:
!wprandom ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
I'm feeling "lucky"


!card card-name ⌛ 3/60
Show the details of a given Magic: the Gathering card.
!cardview on or !cardview off Mod only
Toggle showing details of Magic cards in the chat when they are scanned by the card recogniser (for AFK Magic streams).
!host CHANNEL Mod only
Host CHANNEL. Basically the same as `/host CHANNEL`.
!live ⌛ 15
Post the currenly live fanstreamers.
!live register
Register your channel as a fanstreamer channel.
!live register CHANNEL Mod only
Register CHANNEL as a fanstreamer channel.
!live unregister
Unregister your channel as a fanstreamer channel.
!live unregister CHANNEL Mod only
Unregister CHANNEL as a fanstreamer channel.
!modonly or !subonly Mod only
Ignore all subsequent commands from non-mods or non-subscribers.
!modonly off or !subonly off Mod only
Disable lockdown.
!nowkiss Mod only
Start a new Strawpoll poll for the Now Kiss swipe left/right vote.
!poll N or !poll N TITLE: OPTION1; OPTION2 or !multipoll N TITLE: OPTION1; OPTION2 Mod only
Start a new Strawpoll poll. Post results in N seconds. Multiple polls can be active at the same time.
!polls ⌛ 15
List all currently active polls.
!pollsclear Mod only
Stop tracking all active polls. The poll will still exist on strawpoll, but the bot will stop watching it for results.
!spam or !spamcount ⌛ 15
Show the number of users who have been automatically banned today for spamming
!time ⌛ 15
Post the current moonbase time.
!time 24 ⌛ 15
Post the current moonbase time using a 24-hour clock.
!unhost Mod only
Disable hosting. Basically the same as `/unhost`.