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!next ⌛ 15
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!advice2 ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Tell Dale.
!alabaster ⌛ 2/30
Get to know the cast of Alabaster Kingdom! And find the DM here:
!alex ⌛ 2/30
Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Gumroad: | Patreon: | Home stream: | Twitter:
!amazon or !amazon prime or !amazonprime or !prime ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (which you must manually renew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
!amongus or !crewlink or !prox chat ⌛ 2/30
LRR is playing with the Better Crewlink proximity chat mod, which lets them talk to others who are near them on the map, and allows ghosts to haunt the imposters.
!approaching nirvana or !explain approaching nirvana ⌛ 2/30
Approaching Nirvana makes some excellent music that James likes to stream during Minecraft. You can buy their albums here:
!archive or !explain archive or !explain replay or !explain youtube or !replay or !youtube ⌛ 2/30
You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
!backseat or !explain backseat or !explain fun or !fun ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
!bad advice or !badadvice ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Go right.
!bad advice2 or !badadvice2 ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Ignore Dale.
!barcode or vaseline or !barcodeorvaseline or !barcodeorvaselinealloneword or !vaseline or barcode or !vaselineorbarcode or !vaselineorbarcodealloneword ⌛ 2/30
!beejchase ⌛ 2/30
What are these "Beejchase" cards? They're custom Planechase cards designed/inspired by Beej, and as they're revealed you can view info on them here:
!bgc or !biggiantcircles or !explain bgc or !explain biggiantcircles ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here:
!bingo ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Check out for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
!birb or !nest or !russell ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Peck your beak!
!board games or !boardgames ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
See LRR's full board game collection here:
!boons or !boons and banes or !chunk or !pac ⌛ 2/30
Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using TeamSerge or TeamJames and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
!box ⌛ 2/30
In the box is: a mystery
!boxmander ⌛ 2/30
"Boxmander" is a Commander format where each player opens a booster box and builds their Commander deck from it exclusively. Normal Commander deckbuilding rules apply. For this stream, the crew used Set Booster boxes, so you may see cards from The List that are not specifically in Strixhaven but are available in set boosters:
!break ⌛ 2/30
Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
!breaks or !sponsored ⌛ 2/30
Today's stream is sponsored by Humble Bundle! Support both breast cancer research and LRR with the Play Pink, Best of Asmodee Digital bundle here:
!bug or !suggestions ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
If you have any suggestions for LRRbot, post them at
!busiscoming ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
The hottest track of 2020:
!calendar or !event or !events or !live schedule or !livesched or !liveschedule or !schedule or !tomorrow ⌛ 2/30
Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
!canhighlander or !canlander or !highlander ⌛ 2/30
Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
!canlanderleague or !highlanderleague ⌛ 2/30
Six player tournament where the records carry over. Stats and decklists can be found at
!cardkingdom or !explain card kingdom or !explain cardkingdom ⌛ 2/30
Card Kingdom is a long-time sponsor of LoadingReadyRun's MtG draft streams. Visit them at and if you live on the west coast, visit their store in Seattle. When you place an order, say "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please!" to receive a bonus button!
!cardrecogniser or !cardrecognizer or !explain card recogniser or !explain card recognizer or !explain cardreader or !explain cardrecogniser or !explain cardrecognizer or !explain recogniser or !explain recognizer or !recogniser or !recognizer ⌛ 2/30
The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at
!carrot or !carrotcarrot or !carrotcarrotmilk or !carrotmilk ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Soundcloud for the hit single: by MDrift314
!chat or !listen ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
!chat monitor or !chatmonitor or !nifty ⌛ 2/30
Paul's script for the custom chat monitor:
!cheer ⌛ 2/30
Remember, in order to cheer you need to type "Cheer#" with no ! in front.
!chunk world or !chunkworld ⌛ 2/30
Download James's season 1 punch-a-chunk world:
!clip or !clips or !highlight or !hlight ⌛ 2/30
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
!codefall or !dogefall ⌛ 2/30
If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
!command or !commands or !halp or !help ⌛ 2/30
!content or !content warning or !contentwarning or !cw ⌛ 2/30
This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
!cori ⌛ 2/30
!cube or !explain cube ⌛ 2/30
A "cube" in MtG terms is a "build-your-own expansion" form of draft. On MTGO the cube is a singleton format with many of the most powerful cards in all of magic history.
!d&d or !dnd or !oracle ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
!db or !desert bus or !desertbus or !explain db or !explain dbfh or !explain desert bus or !explain desert bus for hope or !explain desertbus ⌛ 2/30
Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
!dbdoc ⌛ 2/30
The Desert Bus Documentary is finally available for everyone! Watch it here:
!decklist or !decklists or !decks ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
15 Oct 2021: Gladiator) Nelson - | Cameron - | Serge - | Wheeler - | Kathleen -
!deckmaster or !mtg extension or !mtgextension ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
During MTG Arena streams, LRR uses a Twitch Extension called Deckmaster created by Fugi. You can add it to your own streams here: .
!destiny ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 Clan!: Main Clan PS4: Sparrow Squad PS4:
!destiny pc ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
LoadingReadyRun has a Destiny 2 PC Clan! We Live Here Now: Mercenary Solutions: Suspiciously Fast Movers: Questionably Legal Clan: DEFINITELY ILLEGAL CLAN:
!dfart or !dicefriendsart ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
The repository of all fan art from Dice Friends:
!dfwiki ⌛ 2/30
Dice Friends has a wiki here:
!discord or !whichcord ⌛ 2/30
LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
!dos ⌛ 2/30
RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación!
!drainers or !dregs or !dregs comic or !dregscomic ⌛ 2/30
Alex's comic about sewer people, called Drainers (formerly Dregs), is having a physical edition printed! In the meantime, read it for free at
!elfunko or !funko or !tarkov ⌛ 2/30
Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
!end subs or !end welcome or !endsubs or !endwelcome ⌛ 2/30
For streams where subs are welcomed at the end, usernames will be displayed and LRR will thank as many as possible but cannot guarantee they'll get everyone. Bulk gift sub recipients will not be listed, but the gifter will. Thank you for understanding!
!endstream ⌛ 2/30
LRR now runs ads at the end of a stream, and leaves the stream online while they run. This is intentional. If the stream is still live 10+ minutes after they've signed off, please notify a mod!
!explain jokefall or !explain jokes or !explain stolen jokes or !explain stolenjokes or !jokefall or !stolen jokes or !stolenjokes ⌛ 2/30
Stolen Jokes is the official webcomic of LoadingReadyRun. It is drawn by featherweight_ and you can find it here:
!explain judge or !explain judges or !explain lrrmtg_judge or !judge or !judges or !lrrmtg_judge ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
LRRmtg_Judge is staffed by certified Magic judges mtgdiversity, Zak_SHWAP, Pharmacistjudge, themanaleek, apocalyptic_squirrel, and Kyle_McQ. They are here to answer chat's rules questions with the current game and will try to answer other rules questions as time allows. If there are issues with things on stream they'll inform our on-site judges directly.
!explain momir or !momir ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Momir Basic is a variant game on Magic Online. Buy the Momir event deck from the store, or get the Momir Vig avatar in trade. Build deck with 60 lands and the Momir Vig avatar. Once per turn, you may pay X and discard a card to activate Momir. You get a random creature from the history of MtG with a CMC of X.
!explain patreon or !patreon ⌛ 2/30 Mod only is the LRR Patreon. The linked video will explain just about everything you want to know. Pledges of any size are appreciated, and pledges of $10 (or more) a month gets you a one-time thank you card from LRR.
!explain paul songs or !paul songs ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Here is a list of songs that Paul knows he can sing for Desert Bus:
!explain phlottery or !phlottery ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The Phlottery (or Phage Lottery) is a way of playing Momir Basic (!explain momir). You and opponent play 7 lands. Then, only activate Momir for 7, hoping to avoid Phage the Untouchable (it causes you to lose the game immediately). Each player must hold back attacks until they get 7 or more creatures which can attack, then that player must attack every turn for the rest of the game. You must still cast 7-drops precombat each turn.
!explain rel:axed or !explain relaxed or !rel:axed or !relaxed ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
!explain snorsh or !snorsh ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Snorsh is a fictional Eastern European country that Kathleen made up during a subscriber commercial. It has 2 TV stations, both of which feature David Caruso. Its national animal is a weagle, which is a hybrid of a weasel and a beagle.
!explain steam group or !steam group ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
You can hang out with Runners and the LRR crew in the LRR Steam Group:
!explain stream setup or !stream setup ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
If you want to know more about the LoadingReadyLive streaming setup, check out this thread from the LRR forums:
!explain wyrmwood or !wyrmwood ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
!fansched or !fanschedule or !fanstream ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The LRR Fan Streamer list can be found here: and the calendar is here:
!fart or !prout or !toot ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Fart sounds!
!findbutt or !findbutts ⌛ 2/30
Behind you.
!flan ⌛ 2/30
!fn question or !fnquestion or !friday nights ⌛ 2/30
!fn update or !fnupdate ⌛ 2/30
A new year is coming, and with it some changes for Friday Nights! (Yes, LRR still makes Friday Nights.) For more info, please watch this short video:
!fnpf vod or !fnpfvod ⌛ 2/30
Tonight's FNPF VOD is at:
!fox ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Foxmar320 is also streaming over at
!friendcode or !friendcodes or !gamertag or !gamertags ⌛ 2/30
Connect with other LRR fans! The Gamertag / Friend Code spreadsheet can be found here -
!gant ⌛ 2/30
!genius ⌛ 2/30
I'm a genius!
!gif or !gifs ⌛ 2/30
The LoadingReadyLive GIF album (maintained by moderator CantWearHats) can be found here:
!gift sub or !giftsub or !subgift ⌛ 2/30
Yes indeed, you can now GIFT subscriptions of any tier to other members of chat! Please only gift to users active in chat—let lurkers lurk lrrAWESOME
!gladiator ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Gladiator is a one-hundred card singleton format, designed with MTG Arena in mind. Click here for more information and banlist:
!goodadvice ⌛ 2/30
On the internet???
!guests ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Today's guests are Olivia Gobert-Hicks, Ashlen Rose, Kenji Egashira, Jeremy Noell, Meghan Wolff, Maria Bartholdi, and Alison Luhrs.
!gvlog ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Graham vlogs intermittently at Give it a look!
!hauler's names or !inn names ⌛ 2/30
Hauler had a lot of excellent ideas for the name of the party's inn.
!helm ⌛ 2/30
Respect THE HELM.
!hey chat or !heychat ⌛ 2/30
Please ONLY offer advice when Wheeler says the phrase "Hey, chat...". He wants to learn the game his way even if it means suboptimal plays.
!hide ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
You disappear from sight.
!hole or !holes ⌛ 2/30
Did somebody say holes??
!home stream or !home streams or !homestream or !homestreams ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
!humble ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
LRR is a Humble Partner! Go to and LRR will get a cut of any purchase you make at Humble.
!impostor or !sus or !suspicion or !suspicious ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Paul is acting suspicious...
!in-person or !inperson or !return ⌛ 2/30
LRR is starting to do some two-person streams from the same room. This means your favourite pair may be streaming together in person! However, there are many factors involved so have patience if a particular show isn't back yet. Keep an eye on the LRR Twitter for updates.
!ing ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
!inn map ⌛ 2/30
Cori made a map of the party's inn from Best of Intentions:
!jerapp ⌛ 2/30
The link to Jer's new deck of many things app for iOS can be found here:
!kill all humans or !killallhumans ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Executing command.
!last or !previous ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Sorry, I can only see the future.
!lasttweet ⌛ 2/30
!lego ⌛ 2/30
Ian is recreating his old LEGO builds in Studio, a free program from BrickLink.
!lovebeej ⌛ 2/30
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
!lrr ⌛ 2/30
lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Visit LoadingReadyRun:
!lrrmandata or !lrrmansdata or !lrrmansheet ⌛ 2/30
Link to the spreadsheet:
!mailtime or !pobox ⌛ 2/30
LRR has a PO box! Bionic Trousers Media Inc., PO BOX 8132 Victoria Main, Victoria, BC V8W 3R8, Canada. If received, your mail may be featured in a Mail Time. Please ship responsibly.
!mcn ⌛ 2/30
The primary LRR Youtube channel is currently experiencing Multi-Channel Network-related difficulties. LRRMtG and LoadingReadyLive are unaffected. Graham explains more in this video:
!mcplan ⌛ 2/30
Today on Mine O'Clock, The bois begin their journey into the new modpack: Vault Hunters
!mcrules or !pac rules or !pacrules ⌛ 2/30
Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules go to:
!merch or !pride or !rqmerch or !shirt or !shlrrt or !store ⌛ 2/30
LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
!merricat ⌛ 2/30
I wonder if commands are still being added... TheMerricat, do you have any idea? =D
!modpack or !vault hunters or !vaulthunters ⌛ 2/30
James and friends are playing the Vault Hunters modpack by Iskall85. Find out more at
!multitwitch ⌛ 2/30
!oathbreaker or !oathbringer ⌛ 2/30
Tonight's format is Oathbreaker, a 60-card 20-life Commander format with Planeswalkers and signature spells in place of a traditional commander. More information:
!one or !onemore ⌛ 2/30
one more
!panic or !picnic ⌛ 2/30
!patreonbot ⌛ 2/30
If you are a Patron to LRR's Patreon, you can have "subscriber" status in LRRbot and can use "sub-only" commands like !quote and !advice. Go to to link your Patreon account to your Twitch account.
!paullove ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
!pioneer ⌛ 2/30
Pioneer is a brand-new constructed format using cards from Return to Ravnica onward. Think of it as a more-modern Modern, but with a different ban list. More information:
!plan ⌛ 2/30
What are those???
!play cruel angel's thesis ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
!players ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Today's Valorant players are: James, Nelly, Wheeler, Cori and Phenn.
!point ⌛ 2/30
If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
!ppr or !prepre ⌛ 2/30
The Innistrad Midnight Hunt PPR will be on 12 September 2021! More information:
!pprvod ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Videos of past Pre-prereleases up through Core 2020 can be found here: and from Throne of Eldraine onward here:
!prerecord or !prerecorded ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
This campaign has been recorded ahead of time. So you're not watching them play live, but you may see the players and GM in chat watching along with you!
!pubg ⌛ 2/30
Whatshisface's Fight Island
!qdb ⌛ 2/30
Quote database:
!read or !reading ⌛ 2/30
Reading the card explains the card! lrrBEEJ
!rebelliousuno or !uno ⌛ 2/30
RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
!replaytrack ⌛ 2/30
if anyone has any time feel free to help out with the LoadingReadyLive Replay Tracking Google doc.​. The old doc:
!rhythm ⌛ 2/30
Submit suggestions for Rhythm Cafe here:
!roadquest ⌛ 2/30
Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST, LRR's most ambitious project to date, is complete! Watch all 12 episodes here:
!robolist ⌛ 2/30
The entire gallery of RoboRosewater Cube images, here:
!rqalbum or !rqmusic or !rqsoundtrack ⌛ 2/30
The Road Quest soundtrack by Big Giant Circles is available now! Buy it here:
!sah or !ser or !señor or !sir or !sire or !syr or !sær ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
!sassplan ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
!saveallgnomes ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
*Looks down and whispers*... No
!scope ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Ian is building this kit:
!seabats ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Yes, Adam knows his stream is still on. It's OK.
!search for treasure or !searchfortreasure ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
You find: a Potion of Healing!
!secret ⌛ 2/30
That's my secret, I'm always angry.
!seed ⌛ 2/30
The seed for the Advancement run server is: 8703570975195868935
!serifinapacks ⌛ 2/30
If you enjoy watching or playing The Phoenix's Assorted Goodies, or any of Serifina's other packs that are being played on Mine o' Clock, please consider throwing them a few bucks on Patreon:
!shi ⌛ 2/30
RebelliousUno Sutorīmingu mo shite imasu. Ogawa no kare no kenkai o kakunin shite, kare ni shitagatte kudasai!
!smash ⌛ 2/30
Put Waluigi in Smash, you cowards!
!spoiler or !spoilers ⌛ 2/30
Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
!standings ⌛ 2/30
See the standings of the great gladiator games here:
!subscribe servo facts or !subscribe servofacts or !unsubscribe servo facts or !unsubscribe servofacts ⌛ 2/30
Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
!table top or !table top day observed or !tabletop or !tabletop day observed or !tabletopday or !ttd or !ttd observed ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Root, Wingspan, and TBH [currently playing].
!tarkovwhat or !whatistarkov ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
!team ⌛ 2/30
Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page!
!they ⌛ 2/30
Reminder! Your opponent may not be a "he" so try to use "they" or "opp" instead!
!tiltyquote ⌛ 2/30
"You're gonna be subjected to some goddamn puns." — Jacob (via tiltyhouse)
!timezones ⌛ 2/30
A list of the available timezone codes can be found at or use the timezone picker:
!tres ⌛ 2/30
Anche RebelliousUno è in streaming. Assicurati di controllare la sua visione del flusso e dargli un seguito!
!twitter ⌛ 2/30
Follow LRR on Twitter! | MtG: | Stream alerts:
!uk shipping or !uk store or !ukshipping or !ukstore ⌛ 2/30
Due to Brexit and tax issues, as of Jan 1, 2021 we are unable to ship to the UK. We are waiting for a solution from our fulfillment centre and we’ll let you know when we can resume shipping.
!unsubscribe squirrel facts or !unsubscribe squirrelfacts ⌛ 2/30
You are already subscribed to Squirrel Facts.
!upweagle ⌛ 2/30
!vagh ⌛ 2/30
bIQtIq labtaH RebelliousUno je. bIQtIq jorchanDaj yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
!venga or !vengabus ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
!vesper ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
!vod ⌛ 2/30 Sub only
Streams from the last few days can be found at and the Archive of all streams can be found at
!what ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
The drink (well, Ian's anyway): | The book: The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones | The data: | The past:
!when or !why ⌛ 2/30 Mod only
When will your favorite prerecorded show return? Graham has your answer here:
!wiki ⌛ 2/30
The Loading Ready Run Wiki can be found here:
!wp email or !wp suggestions ⌛ 2/30
Send Watch + Play game suggestions to
!wprandom ⌛ 2/30
I'm feeling "lucky"
!y ⌛ 2/30
!yay ⌛ 2/30
!yt memberships or !ytmember or !ytmembership or !ytmemberships ⌛ 2/30
LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:


!card card-name or !mtg card-name ⌛ 3/60
Show the details of a given Magic: The Gathering card.
!cardview on or !cardview off Mod only
Toggle showing details of Magic cards in the chat when they are scanned by the card recogniser (for AFK Magic streams).
!host CHANNEL Mod only
Host CHANNEL. Basically the same as `/host CHANNEL`.
!keyforge card-name or !kf card-name ⌛ 3/60
Show the details of a given KeyForge card.
!live ⌛ 15
Post the currenly live fanstreamers.
!live register
Register your channel as a fanstreamer channel.
!live register CHANNEL Mod only
Register CHANNEL as a fanstreamer channel.
!live unregister
Unregister your channel as a fanstreamer channel.
!live unregister CHANNEL Mod only
Unregister CHANNEL as a fanstreamer channel.
!modonly or !subonly Mod only
Ignore all subsequent commands from non-mods or non-subscribers.
!modonly off or !subonly off Mod only
Disable lockdown.
!nowkiss Mod only
Start a new Strawpoll poll for the Now Kiss swipe left/right vote.
!pokemon card-name or !ptcg card-name ⌛ 3/60
Show the details of a given Pokémon TCG card.
!poll N or !poll N TITLE: OPTION1; OPTION2 or !multipoll N TITLE: OPTION1; OPTION2 Mod only
Start a new Strawpoll poll. Post results in N seconds. Multiple polls can be active at the same time.
!polls ⌛ 15
List all currently active polls.
!pollsclear Mod only
Stop tracking all active polls. The poll will still exist on strawpoll, but the bot will stop watching it for results.
!spam or !spamcount ⌛ 15
Show the number of users who have been automatically banned today for spamming
!time ⌛ 15
Post the current moonbase time.
!time 24 ⌛ 15
Post the current moonbase time using a 24-hour clock.
!unhost Mod only
Disable hosting. Basically the same as `/unhost`.