Diabore: !advice
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Diabore: !badadvice
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AngelicKnighthood: !box
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thraximore:
@LRRbot 
anhakha: I feel the box has been playing too much BG3...
Tommadness: whoa bobby
baltimore_667083: !box
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RockPusher:
lrrARROW
djalternative: I hear we're playing King of the Hill tonight. Who's playing the role or Hank and who's Bobby?
SkiaSymphonia:
ihlendrax: !box
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Earthenone: i assume this is a universus beyond thing and bobby will crew the lawnmower or something
lamina5432: evening fine folks
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djalternative: of course we all know Wheeler will be playing Dale
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anhakha: If it's King of the Hill, they're evidently gonna have some crazy powerful decks. They're cooking with propane.
djalternative: Is James playing Peggy?
Earthenone:
RockPusher:
TehAmelie: propane and mana? like some kind of dual-vection oven?
thraximore:
djalternative: I feel like James would play Peggy
anhakha: Alright, how many anime waifus do u think they're gonna pull in this Jump-start?
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anhakha: Let's get guesses in. I think at least 4.
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trebuchetboy: aaaahhhhh standing
nymistrya: I sell Foundations, and Foundations Jump-start accessories
Sorator13: is it bad that I'm always expecting an immediate "roll for intro!"
RockPusher: Squats for LRR funds
A_Dub888: #squatgoals
TehAmelie: yoo
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trebuchetboy:
anhakha: It's jump start. They need to jump to start.
anhakha: Can't so that sat down.
TehAmelie: you look so cold. oh it's just lighting
Sorator13: chat, are those new chairs?
Tweygoh: I was playing video games and forgot I left the stream open during chillpoint
DoodlestheGreat: Truly, a kingdom of cards.
RockPusher: What theme combos are we hoping for today?
Earthenone: !dragonshield
djalternative: I do enjoy that Graham is getting a hair cut in this shot
singinnonsense: let's start jumping
Earthenone: !patreon
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
RockPusher: Inventive Grave Robbers sounds fun
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Sorator13: @TehAmelie well, everyone is also wearing some kind of sweater/hoodie/thing
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Electrodyne: Ooo I like Dragon Shield products
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anhakha: Wheeler squatting just then was so "Hello fellow kids"...
Sorator13: "please subscribe if you aren't watching"
micalovits: Uhhhh, those Christmas decorations are great!
RockPusher:
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: turns out we're weird
Sorator13: #makenumbersweird2024
anhakha: Too poor to sub, but I'll watch adverts for you instead!
baltimore_667083: "do i look like i know what a magic is?"
RockPusher: Yeah, but Serge also lost
Electrodyne: Which one of you is Dale?
Sage0fMadness: great Canlander humdinger last week
Sorator13: @anhakha tbc they're talking about Youtube subs, which are like Twitch follows and are free!
SkiaSymphonia: he was hungry
anhakha: Ooooh, got it
RockPusher: Icky Clerics!
RockPusher: Surprise! Snakes
anhakha: Gun.
raulghoulia: Revolution!
Sorator13: "If you win four times, yo uare allowed to leave"
djalternative: Regicide!
SkiaSymphonia: two-term limit
Marvoleath: do they change the deck if they keep going?
DoodlestheGreat: Healthcare CEO methods.
Bruceski: "Happy birthday to you, we're having a coup"
Marvoleath: third base!
QuixoticScrivener: gonna need tokens
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TehAmelie: abdicate, right. i thought you said advocate. sounded like it could be a real procedure
Diabore: yall have guillotine budget now? we've come so far from not even having a tarp budget
coriolis_storm: FNPF is a constitutional monarchy
Sage0fMadness: Wheeler you know what you have to do
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Simriel: @diabore Their Guillotine is very small
Sorator13: @Diabore Well, they made their own guillotine, so it saved money
Juliamon: Diabore Only because Alex built one from scratch
johnnylongtorso: in retrospect the bouncy die was not the best idea
micalovits: I think they still have a guillotine
stippledotter: Guillotine? The subathon went really well!
RockPusher: It's good to be the king
Sorator13: G, you gotta use the scalp flattening sliders
anhakha: Guillotine? At this point it's more like guilloadult.
TehAmelie: heavy is the crown, and tight
thefakeinyellow: something something low-poly head
DoodlestheGreat: *trumpets blow* Imperial margarine.
Juliamon: It's only large enough to lop off a finger, but really, that's enough
QuixoticScrivener: secondary market?
flatluigi: so that you can pick the packets
djalternative: so you can keep them together even after opening the booster
Texan_Reverend: All the better to smack your knee with.
lamina5432: so people can pick from three
TheWriterAleph: low low lowwww
Geldaran: Are you TRYING to get him to hit his knee?
Sorator13: @Juliamon I'm confident we can make some other things fit in there
Earthenone: its to pick the packets if you want to
singinnonsense:
blood 
Marvoleath: They still don't have the list on the face card, do they?
anhakha: One format you open 4 packs, then take turns picking which packs u combine.
raulghoulia: low poly head was Very funny
TheWriterAleph: on brand
djalternative: have you seen the art?
micalovits: Pretty sure the biggest grave robbers are the british
stippledotter: Oh, the graves were FRESH
anhakha: Is anime ...Rev...? The most expensive...?
anhakha: I think it's rev.
RockPusher: Double-bagged to lock-in those free monomers
djalternative: oh hey. the actual KotH logo on screen
Simriel: @micalovits we have the physically largest grave robbers yes
control_rig: Those monomers are sooo free
Dog_of_Myth: Butterfly too powerful.
anhakha: Does cam start with the muffin of advantage?
Earthenone:
no built in king goes first rule? 
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micalovits: We support the revolution?
TehAmelie:
fubargames: Better question, why is Graham the monarch if the game just started?
flatluigi: one free mull yes
djalternative: you get 1 free mull
Bruceski: one free mul on Arena
Diabore: @fubargames he rolled highest
Sorator13: @fubargames They rolled to determine the king
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omdorastrix: 82 months? tha'ts like 1 year
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micalovits: Luck, just like in real life
LRRbot: Eye Collector [B] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Eye Collector deals combat damage to a player, each player mills a card.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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Sorator13: yeah, it would be nice to include the decklist in the package, though with the variations in this one that could be difficult
TehAmelie: come to think, monarch and king are two different statuses. you could become king monarch if the game allows monarchs
BrowneePointz: if these packs came with normal awesome Magic art instead of the Anime Art only I’d so pick up a box
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
A_Dub888: "eye collector" Collector of what?
Sorator13: mm, smart
djalternative: @Sorator13 you just put them on the back of the theme card they already make. I've always been confused why that isn't the case
LRRbot: Faerie Vandal [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Faerie Vandal.
djalternative: no. it IS every pack
Marvoleath: every pack, yes
anhakha: It is every pack.
BrowneePointz: it’s every pack
ProcyonFlynn: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Sage0fMadness: their definition of anime is getting really broad
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flatluigi: sure isn't paul
djalternative: are you saying it's not as hot as you were expecting, G?
LRRbot: Mystic Skyfish [2U] | Creature — Fish [3/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, Mystic Skyfish gains flying until end of turn.
Marvoleath: unfortunately, there are no non-anime versions of the new legends with anime art
RaklarLS: definitely every pack, and some of them scared me when I got them in hand
PorpoisesUnknown: "Anime" = Made by a Japanese artist right?? Right....
DoodlestheGreat: Anime is cartoons.
RatherLargeToad: must be low on the waifu scale
LRRbot: Stolen Vitality [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. If it's your turn, that creature gains trample until end of turn. Otherwise, it gains first strike until end of turn.
Sorator13: Oh yes, lord farquad
Simriel: Waves of Kanigawa? Anime
LRRbot: Belligerent Guest [2R] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Belligerent Guest deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token.
Sage0fMadness: @Marvoleath yeah, it's a huge bummer
HadesLeprechaun: there are cards that are not just like, humans, so there is stuff that's not your typical anime thing
TehAmelie: that's some serious party eyes
RockPusher: At least Cameron is consistent in this milling…
BrowneePointz: Ukiyo-(anim)e
Marvoleath: it says "anime inspired" on the box
LRRbot: Starlight Snare [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Starlight Snare enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Electrodyne: Lord Farquad there
LurkerSpine: Give me all the Hungry Clicker art
A_Dub888: !card claustropho
LRRbot: Claustrophobia [1UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Claustrophobia enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
HadesLeprechaun: who remembers that Rapacious Dragon?
LRRbot: Blink of an Eye [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
TehAmelie: manga means "irreverent pictures" if i remember the videogame magazines of the 1990s correctly
LRRbot: Necrotic Wound [B] | Instant | Undergrowth — Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Undead Butler [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | When Undead Butler enters, mill three cards. / When Undead Butler dies, you may exile it. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
johnnylongtorso: eye collector collected an eye
LRRbot: Moodmark Painter [2BB] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/3] | Undergrowth — When Moodmark Painter enters, target creature gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Voldaren Duelist [3R] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/2] | Haste / When Voldaren Duelist enters, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Eternal Taskmaster [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Eternal Taskmaster enters tapped. / Whenever Eternal Taskmaster attacks, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
ProcyonFlynn: It found the eye - can it rest now?
BrowneePointz: Bundead Utler
Sorator13: "maybe I'll mill some creatures" *mills all creatures*
djalternative: Usually in this day and age, "Anime style" takes more after the house style popularized by moe artists
PorpoisesUnknown: Zombrarian if you will
LRRbot: Tide Skimmer [3U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.
Mindfire13: Now its eternal instead of an Eternal
RockPusher: Look, the zombie librarian just hasn't had their morning coffee yet
LRRbot: Gorex, the Tombshell [6BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Turtle [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Deathtouch / Whenever Gorex, the Tombshell attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.
aitsu100: Zom turt
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
RockPusher: Big Turts
Sorator13: Huh. I mean, I like it, but yeah.
RaklarLS: yeeees, big turts
Ocre__: t u r t l
h3rsh3yb4r: cute girl instead of big turt
LurkerSpine: yo that looks sick
Marvoleath: Are you saying that Gorex is not best waifu?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's so cool
Sorator13: That is a very cool card.
SeismicLawns: gorex with the big naturals?
LRRbot: Starlight Snare [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Starlight Snare enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Sorator13: oh. rip.
djalternative: yeah graham. are you saying you wouldn't date the big turtle?
TehAmelie: sleepy turt
A_Dub888: Eternal Task Master: "pay 2 {B} to return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You have until the end of Declare Attackers Step. You're time starts when you declare this creature as an attacker"
Simriel: I love this Dark Souls boss
anhakha: Ah, so it's Mill .vs. No.
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 pff
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
coriolis_storm:
Gorex is gone-x 
BrowneePointz: also an Anime art
djalternative: and there's G's red anime
Diabore: ooh i think wheeler wanted that one
Simriel: @djalternative I mean he wouldn't because he has a wife
Sorator13: whenever Ivora deals combat damage to a player, specifically
Sage0fMadness: good card!
Marvoleath: his foot got into the net and it felt like the wet food in sink, he decided not to go further
TehAmelie: i choose to believe Ivora is the heir of Mortal Kombat's D'vora
LRRbot: Sky-Eel School [3UU] | Creature — Fish [3/3] | Flying / When Sky-Eel School enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
RockPusher: Where is the blood? Inside the man, outside the man? Enquiring detectives would like to know…
djalternative: Sky-Eels are upsetting to me
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johnnylongtorso: @RockPusher filed under A, B, or O
BrowneePointz: also I could not tell from her art that she is supposed to be a Vampire
TehAmelie: eh, they have to be less slippery than water eels
Earthenone: anime eel art could go one of two ways
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
Sorator13: well techncially, the bloodmaking occurs while alive
LRRbot: Lat-Nam Adept [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Lat-Nam Adept.
Simriel: I too make a lot of blood
MichaelSnowbird: Wait. I tuned in because because I thought Hank was teaching Bobby how to sell propane. I guess I will have to watch MTG instead.
drrek0: They make it while they're alive actually
anhakha: I want to see what Anime Bookworm cam gets.
Sorator13: crack! that! bluuuuud!
anhakha: Worm sempai
Simriel: To crack blood do you need to freeze it first?
Sage0fMadness: we are not the same.
GredGredmansson: "we are not the same"
TehAmelie: why don't we call it "spill" a blood?
johnnylongtorso: one of you always lies, one of you always tells the truth
LRRbot: Neonate's Rush [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Vampire. / Neonate's Rush deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller. Draw a card.
Sorator13: "inside you are two wolves. one gets stronger when you draw cards. the other gets stronger when you discard cards."
Earthenone: both wolves are looters!
LRRbot: Reckless Scholar [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {T}: Target player draws a card, then discards a card.
LRRbot: Cartouche of Knowledge [1U] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When Cartouche of Knowledge enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
LRRbot: Soul Sear [2R] | Instant | Soul Sear deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. That permanent loses indestructible until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Cartouuuuuche
Marvoleath:
Scholar can be a win con, mill your oppo, especially when they have no cards in hand 
MichaelSnowbird: She sells Soul sHear by the she shoar
LRRbot: Dusk Mangler [5BB] | Creature — Horror [5/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature, discard a card, or pay 4 life. / When Dusk Mangler enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards a card, and loses 4 life.
Sorator13: @Marvoleath I'm not sure if that is more or less likely to work against the self-mill deck
RaklarLS:
not when the other player has a creature that gets very large by discarding cards 
Sorator13: OR
djalternative: musk dangler?
GredGredmansson: Musk Dangler!
Sorator13: oh wait, your'e right
Sorator13: it's *this* card
Sorator13: it's messed up
MegaDosX: Grim.
Mr_Bitterness: Get mangled!
PorpoisesUnknown: Oh come on no sac a land as well?!? jk
anhakha: It's fine, Cam just needs 6 more Starlight Snares.
MegaDosX: This thing is a beater in limited
Marvoleath: each?
Sage0fMadness: Musk Dangler
BrowneePointz: Wait a second, if one of the planes for Aetherdrift is Amonkhet, what is the chances we get a Car-Touche Pun Card?
Ocre__: where ephemerate
plaidanddrpepper: the...dangler?
Earthenone: also could havesacced the turts to draw a card
MrPipboy3000: I love flickering Dusk Mangler ... its so mean
pleonasticTautology: hi!
MegaDosX: Jumpstart, yeah
Sage0fMadness: yes
GredGredmansson: I believe so yes
BrowneePointz: yes
flatluigi: yeah
Teslamat: og jumpstart
brainbosh: Wouldn't sacking the turtle have returned a creature?
LRRbot: Syr Elenora, the Discerning [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Syr Elenora, the Discerning's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand. / When Syr Elenora enters, draw a card. / Spells your opponents cast that target Syr Elenora cost {2} more to cast.
pleonasticTautology: i just got home from a ton of errands today, how is everyone?
djalternative: Jumpstart is where the lands thrive
Marvoleath: @brainbosh it has not exiled anything when played
anhakha: An actual waifu
RockPusher: Animu Elenora
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology ahoy!
Marvoleath: Waifu Elenora
Earthenone: oops all moe
BrowneePointz: like 30years younger
Bruceski: Does that horse have an artificial unicorn horn?
TheWriterAleph: you know where to eat for lunch. every time.
Sage0fMadness: Syr Elenora, the Picky
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wasn't there something like the thriving lands in the original 4c commander decks?
GredGredmansson: The Early Years
BrowneePointz: or very good at riddles
MichaelSnowbird: How very discerning,Geaham
pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 bonjour!
djalternative: well, Elenora isn't wearing the nun habit thing in this
Sorator13: @Bruceski Horses can play dress-up too!
pleonasticTautology: i got a vaccine today
Lyinginbedmon: @Bruceski Yes, oddly enough same as the original
Commodore_Perry_GG: @Bruceski hey it could be a unicorn with a prothesis
LRRbot: Blood Feud [4RR] | Sorcery | Target creature fights another target creature.
MrPipboy3000: Look at that horse, that horse is amazing ...
RockPusher:
Graham has seen this deck literally less than ones of times 
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology oh, I did that two days ago. I just finished recovering from it.
Earthenone:
you dont need to control both
GredGredmansson: that doesn't say "you control"
MegaDosX:
Which is why it costs six 
pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 i got hep a/b; i got covid and flus in september, before i went to france
Mr_Bitterness: Oh I was wondering why it costed 6.
raulghoulia: Greg Davies?
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology ah, good for you!
LRRbot: Shore Keeper [U] | Creature — Trilobite [0/3] | {7}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice Shore Keeper: Draw three cards.
pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 thanks! hehe. got a lot done today while trying to become diurnal again
BrowneePointz: @djalternative I think she just wears a coif
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omdorastrix: is it a flavour fail that Lat-Nam isn't a gold card? (is it a reference I don't get? - I'm thinking ferengi when I should be thinking something else?)
anhakha: I wanted anime waifu shore keeper
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We already have Junior Taskmaster. Eternal Taskmaster just features immortal comediaians.
control_rig: Sure, keeper
KeytarCat: @anhakha I feel like that would look like an axolotl
Evil_John_Cena: okay so, i was adjusting the volume and the line at the bottom of the FNPF logo made me think the volume slider was longer than I remember
Sage0fMadness: @omdorastrix well its definitely not a Ferengi reference
Mr_Bitterness: No steppy on Shore Keeper UWU
MegaDosX: Everybody in the pool
Earthenone: !card aetherize
LRRbot: Aetherize [3U] | Instant | Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: Eternal Taskmaster features a bunch of old comedians we wish would lose relevance already
LRRbot: Majestic Metamorphosis [2U] | Instant | Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a 4/4 Angel artifact creature and gains flying. / Draw a card.
Marvoleath: suddenly, robot angel
LRRbot: Eternal Taskmaster [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Eternal Taskmaster enters tapped. / Whenever Eternal Taskmaster attacks, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
definenull: 1 is not 0!
Bruceski: Be Not Afraid
MrPipboy3000: Biblically Accurate Shore Keeper
Marvoleath: It just got into gundam
Commodore_Perry_GG: Cambrian accurate trilobite angel
LRRbot: Trial of Knowledge [3U] | Enchantment | When Trial of Knowledge enters, draw three cards, then discard a card. / When a Cartouche you control enters, return Trial of Knowledge to its owner's hand.
djalternative: @definenull correct. 1 is 2
Sage0fMadness: synergy!
LRRbot: Nightveil Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Nightveil Sprite attacks, surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: I’m still waiting for a Car-touche in Aetherdrift
Marvoleath: @djalternative no, 2 is 11
anhakha: King G
SkiaSymphonia: as opposed to?
josh___something: So, elves
Sorator13: @anhakha not to be confused with the Lizard Wizard
control_rig: Soooo Lorwyn Elves
BrowneePointz: cat elves
pleonasticTautology: elves...
djalternative: oh god. James has Prideful Elves
HadesLeprechaun: yeah, normal elves, then
PorpoisesUnknown: The more Graham wins the heavier the crown becomes
Dog_of_Myth: That's just redundant
RockPusher: indeed, that's just elves
adept_nekomancer: There are non-prideful elves?
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath sry, 10
Diabore: white green elves with cats it is
DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon Yeah, I've never seen a modest elf, either.
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anhakha: Each time you win, you stack another crown on top of your crowns.
anhakha: So there's an added distraction as you keep winning.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I look forward to seeing anime cat
Evil_John_Cena: So to compensate for his lack of crown, James is wearing a hat. Understood
MegaDosX: Cats probably
TehAmelie: ah, good old Double King
Lyinginbedmon: @Evil_John_Cena Ashley wears the crown
anhakha: Cats go wide, elves go wide?
Marvoleath: happy pride!
Sorator13: lions and tigers and elves, oh my!
anhakha: I assume.
djalternative: a pride full of elves
Evil_John_Cena: @Lyinginbedmon That just makes sense
SkiaSymphonia: beautiful
PorpoisesUnknown: Only when they eat Grahams creatures will the pride truly become full
Sorator13: It's great
Sage0fMadness: James "Rizz" Turner
MegaDosX: That is a pretty great logo
djalternative: I do enjoy it
Strebenherz: A+ logo
BrowneePointz: Dangit Bobby
awful_neutral: Appropriate, considering the anime cards
Veshnikard: Is it foreshadowing?
MegaDosX: One mana 2/1! It's unbeatable!
BrowneePointz: I sell Magic and Magic Accessories
toddbepraised: should have replaced the state of texas with a maple leaf
korvys: That was a rare
Evil_John_Cena: "I sell Magic and Magic accessories, I tell you hwat"
Marvoleath: meow
josh___something: "I concede"
TehAmelie: did you know, the king of Unified Egypt literally put the crowns of Lower Egypt and Upper Egypt on top of each other for his crown
johnnylongtorso: it's a 2/1 for W, we all know that
Diabore: james face cam framey?
BrowneePointz: also king of the hill is Japan’s favorite American Anime so it’s perfect
Marvoleath: @Diabore I thought it was just me
Sorator13: @Diabore little bit, yeah
anhakha: Dropping frames
PorpoisesUnknown:
But it doesnt make a treasure upon connecting and exile my opponents cards 
SnowBuddy18: Well, we know they don't print vanilla creatures in 2024
Juliamon: Possibly with this overlay
Sage0fMadness: It doesn't have dash, must be bad
djalternative: is there like a memory leak with the FNPF overlays?
RockPusher: Ticket to Ride had some real framing
Veshnikard: Bad!?
KWardJenx: Ha
circusofkirkus: is the logo a gosh darn jpeg
Marvoleath:
FNPF is haunted?! 
DoodlestheGreat: It's very OBStinate.
DoodlestheGreat:
Natedogg2: Solution - move it to a different day - now it's no longer Friday Night Paper Fights!
Mangledpixel: bad (affectionate)
josh___something: My Dog turned into a snake. Good line
Mr_Bitterness: Oh Savannah Lions, from Alpha Rare to Jumpstart Common
BrowneePointz: obs did have an update recently too
Evil_John_Cena: OBS is a wonderful program with absolutely no issues
anhakha: Burn the computer. It's cursed. Get a new one using those patrons bucks.
RockPusher: Computers, they'll make our lives easier
Sorator13: whelp, just stubbed my toe cause I forgot about a piece of furniture I moved. Ow.
LRRbot: Reckless Amplimancer [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | {4}{G}: Double Reckless Amplimancer's power and toughness until end of turn.
KWardJenx: Sounds like a TTSF adventure for Ian!
micalovits: You need to draw for the second turn though right?
djalternative: it mances your amps
kumatsu: I hate rebuilding my OBS stack, condolences to whoever needs to deal with that
Diabore: wait shouldnt james be at 9 on turn 2? because he went second?
LRRbot: Gorging Vulture [2B] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Gorging Vulture enters, mill four cards. You gain 1 life for each creature card milled this way.
Ratchet215: James should have 9 total cards since he went second
korvys: I don't think you drew for your *second* turn, though
LRRbot: Deal Gone Bad [3B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. Target player mills three cards.
LRRbot: Moodmark Painter [2BB] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/3] | Undergrowth — When Moodmark Painter enters, target creature gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
korvys: You were on the draw
Marvoleath: amp-limancer, it limances the amps
Prometheone: George miller
Diabore: welp
TheDevil_Risen: oof
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz, King of Oreskos attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
LurkerSpine: oh shit Brimaz
Marvoleath: waifu Brimaz!
aitsu100: Swolecat
Diabore: sounds like james is stealing a crown for his king
TehAmelie: Ajani's werehuman form?
kumatsu: oh huh, it makes sense that they'd redo Brimaz art but didn't think about it
drcthulu: that kitty's got claws
LRRbot: Voldaren Duelist [3R] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/2] | Haste / When Voldaren Duelist enters, target creature can't block this turn.
anhakha: He's an animeow
Electrodyne:
I used to run a Weissman-style The Deck, with 3 Savannah Lions, 3 Man-o-War and 3 Serra Angels
LRRbot: Basri's Acolyte [2WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / When Basri's Acolyte enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures you control.
control_rig: Oof
Earthenone: james is going Claw-out
plaidanddrpepper: prideful. I get it
Marvoleath:
@TehAmelie were comes from the archaic word 'wer' meaning 'man'
Diabore: james didnt even need the elves
LRRbot: Gorex, the Tombshell [6BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Turtle [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Deathtouch / Whenever Gorex, the Tombshell attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.
UnkeptFlea: elves looking pretty strong in 2024
Simriel: Brimaz, still a powerful card. I miss it being lehacy playable
LRRbot: Overcome [3GG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
circusofkirkus: geez
Sorator13: oooooof
jessicaengle: Hi chat!
control_rig: Jeeebus
Sorator13: The new cat doesn't get the pump though, I think
LurkerSpine: not the elves token
anhakha: This feels familiar to the last Foundations games...
BrowneePointz: besides the lil 1/1
Marvoleath:
not everything, the new token does not
MrPipboy3000: Big don't matter with trample
goombalax: I wonder why they put overcome in jumpstart when Overrun is in the main set
Sorator13:
Ratchet215: the new token did not get the buff
Sorator13: but it doesn't matter, actually
Mr_Bitterness: 2nd token doen't get the buff, but might not matter
Diabore: one cat is a 1/1
DoodlestheGreat: Yikes
Pywodwagon: doesn't matter either way
TheDevil_Risen: DeD
Marvoleath: I think that's more than 9
Diabore: no still very dead
kumatsu: just like during the PPR, overrun is good
adept_nekomancer: coup d'cat
Tweygoh: Now James got to overrun
brainbosh: The cat deck is super strong lol
Pywodwagon: still exactzies
control_rig: Still super dead
jessicaengle: @adept_nekomancer very good
goombalax: The King is dead, Long Live The King!
TheDevil_Risen:
MegaDosX: James "Scar" Turner
jessicaengle: King James!
PorpoisesUnknown: retire champion James quick
aitsu100: the king has fallen long live the Cat
Sorator13:
goombalax: Throw the crown into the sea
Evil_John_Cena: Long live the king
MichaelSnowbird: Outed
TheDevil_Risen: Pokemon!
Marvoleath: we know, Wheeler, we know
Jaseface1: Beat wheeler with a savannah lions
micalovits:
Sure you won Wheeler, sure 
jessicaengle: If it fits, he sits.
Bruceski: Wherever the King sits is their throne
TehAmelie: King James the Laughing, they call him
djalternative: was it the solo event, wheeler?
BrowneePointz: Weeninja
BrowneePointz: Greninjing
SkiaSymphonia: coming up next week, friday night pocket fight
Morrigan9: sh*t pokemon players say
Earthenone: blaine also kills EX
TheDevil_Risen: like Minecraft!
Juliamon: yeah I'd at least wait one expansion
BrowneePointz: I mean, that’s kinda what happened in the physical card game after a couple years of EXs
anhakha: More bloody?
Diabore: next ones soon yeah?
micalovits: More blood eh?
TheDevil_Risen:
very much enjoying the Wheeler plays MC
hd_dabnado: die roll: lost
Juliamon: speaking of though, I opened that weird dive-into-the-art Pikachu ex today
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micalovits: Wait, wheeler lost a die roll?
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BrowneePointz: EXs started off a lil weak and now define the game
A_Dub888: @Morrigan9 supporter for turn
djalternative: @Juliamon nice
micalovits: Who are you, and what have you done with the real wheeler?
Diabore: @Juliamon i opened the charizard, the fly through surprised me
DoodlestheGreat: What colors is Wheeler in?
Scar_Red_Tiger: I still have BRimaz related trauma from the first time I showed up to a Modern night with a starter deck.
TheDevil_Risen: yeah 779
BrowneePointz: uncle REEEEEED
Sorator13: @Scar_Red_Tiger oh no
TheDevil_Risen: Foundations + Jumpstart is cracked
Ocre__: there's some crazy good cards in there too
LRRbot: Savannah Lions [W] | Creature — Cat [2/1]
Ocre__: bob is in jumpstart
Sorator13: !card scimitar
LRRbot: Did you mean: Leonin Scimitar; Dancing Scimitar; Ensouled Scimitar
LRRbot: Leonin Scimitar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
anhakha: Cats with swords.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
anhakha: That implies thumbs
thraximore: yooo
anhakha: We're doomed.
Marvoleath: who gave that cat a knife?!
LRRbot: Leonin of the Lost Pride [1W] | Creature — Cat Warrior [3/1] | When Leonin of the Lost Pride dies, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Wheeler got his favourite card
LRRbot: Warbriar Blessing [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When Warbriar Blessing enters, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
Marvoleath: It's basically Inti
Marvoleath: 3/1 got a trigger
micalovits: Wheeler was very excited for it in the set review
Sorator13:
to be fair, you cheated first
LRRbot: Reckless Amplimancer [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | {4}{G}: Double Reckless Amplimancer's power and toughness until end of turn.
Marvoleath:
that draw was for the monarch 
dasdardly: two phases into cheat step
josh___something: !findquote tromple
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
hd_dabnado: used to play Blood Petal Celebrant in gladiator
Grinnin_Gin: look at wheeler doing wheeler things
anhakha: The king's reign may be short.
TehAmelie: no good king lives very long, they say
LRRbot: Impeccable Timing [1W] | Instant | Impeccable Timing deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
Sorator13: omnomnom
lirazel64: A fine example of bad, or James' luck.
hd_dabnado: real Psychic Frog vibes
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Blood Hypnotist [2R] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Blood Hypnotist can't block. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
pleonasticTautology: ah, but you are james turner
Shadowsoflife: ^
control_rig: Great tracts of land
KWardJenx: James, just the king of wishful thinking
korvys: Kings in mythology often suffer ironic punishments
anhakha: The cuese has been lifted!!!
coriolis_storm: King James the Landless
Grinnin_Gin: james wants to not draw all lands for once, the monkey's paw curls
anhakha: *curse
lirazel64: It's the other half of the curse.
LRRbot: Defend the Celestus [2GG] | Instant | Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
pleonasticTautology: oh that reminds me
Grinnin_Gin: ruin him cori
aitsu100: Dinnersty Warriors
bugsmaytrix: celestus is the bestus
pleonasticTautology: wheeler, where can i send you royalties for using "thank you for having me, it's great to be here"
hd_dabnado: Warrior Dinner is my favorite kind of Girl Dinner
Sorator13: is "Warrior Dinner" like Girl Dinner?
TheWriterAleph: "warriorrrrrs... come out to eeee-eaaat"
Sorator13: like, just some cooked rabbit and hardtack?
Jaseface1: Combine warrior and dinner into dirrior
BrowneePointz: I grew up thinking Red Green was American cuz of public access tv
brainbosh: If he shaved his beard he would have been 20 years younger
Myslizard:
@Jaseface1 How about Warner?? 
SnowBuddy18: The whole episodes and seasons are up on that YouTube channel
BrowneePointz: I mean, it was a really good show
Swamplor: Kids: what are they?
BrowneePointz: it definitely flavored my sense of comedy
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
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LRRbot: Orochi Merge-Keeper [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / As long as Orochi Merge-Keeper is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
LRRbot: Bite Down [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
Myslizard:
Cookie Bites
Grinnin_Gin: in soviet russia, cookie take bite out of you
Marvoleath: when cookie bites you
BrowneePointz: I think I may actually have grown up watching more Red Green show as a Midwestern American than I did SNL
LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Markov Blademaster [1RR] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever Markov Blademaster deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Grinnin_Gin: provisioner is in jumpstart? dang
Grinnin_Gin: DQ wheeler for being toxic
BrowneePointz: food or treasure OR clue
Marvoleath: What's Cori on? Food and?
johnnylongtorso: Cori's deck name is missing
Myslizard: @Marvoleath Warriots
lonestarbl: Is it food?
hd_dabnado: I wonder what's for dinner
Earthenone: serge?
drcthulu: dinner is a subset of food
Myslizard: *Warriors
Tommadness: serge took them all for his highlander deck
lonestarbl: No soup for you!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Serge, you can't eat the food tokens
stippledotter: There have been a lot of holidays lately...
anhakha: I just realised. Warrior dinner.... that's Food Fighters...
a_Weakling: man that brings me back
Scar_Red_Tiger: Talk a Wok Wheeler
BrowneePointz: They’re great food with attitude
A_Dub888: I mean Magic Cards are technically edible, she has food
Myslizard:
@anhakha THE Food Fighters 
infinity_225: I thought I imagined the fighting foodtons!
Evil_John_Cena: Wheeler making the best references today
lonestarbl: Hangry for Food tokens
LRRbot: Fierce Witchstalker [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Trample / When Fierce Witchstalker enters, create a Food token.
BrowneePointz: Fighting Foodons was one of the Animes of all time
micalovits: Did the cardreader die? /Paul took it over?
MegaDosX: This Audacity doesn't have the misprint
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz "Alpha, Eata's escaped"
MegaDosX: I don't know if that makes it better or worse
LRRbot: Blood Hypnotist [2R] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Blood Hypnotist can't block. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
lonestarbl: Take that Ball Lightning
Sage0fMadness: Blipnotist
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 ay ay ay ay
SnowBuddy18: King chef
LRRbot: Tough Cookie [1G] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [2/2] | When Tough Cookie enters, create a Food token. / {2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Tough Cookie: You gain 3 life.
ThirdGames: I like the sounds of distant shuffling. Like listening to rain and thunder in the distance.
Natedogg2: Food, glorious food!
LiamK712: Cori is the really food fight player not Serge
Scar_Red_Tiger: What is a warrior dinner? Is it a hotdog and a slice of cheese?
aitsu100: order up
lonestarbl: Run roh
TehAmelie: Cori's serving up some serious macaroni
Sorator13:
file_maker: @Scar_Red_Tiger with prune juice
aitsu100: lol
hd_dabnado: thats a bad bit, Chef
couchboyj: Warrior dinner is like plain chocken and rice. Those fitness freaks are allergic to seasoning.
TheWriterAleph: good joke, streamer
LRRbot: Stolen Vitality [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. If it's your turn, that creature gains trample until end of turn. Otherwise, it gains first strike until end of turn.
Sorator13:
Diabore: not cam?
Earthenone: its not the block that kills you, its the state based action
micalovits: Not Cam?
anhakha: Are there bears in jump-start?
Sorator13: no, G rolled highest
Sorator13: WOW
BrowneePointz: if you’re back sing the John Goodman T. rex classic Roll Back the Clock
a_Weakling: What kind of beverage are they drinking? coffee or something festive?
anhakha: I'm hoping for bears and bears.
Marvoleath: @anhakha not in this version, at least not as a theme, afaik
micalovits: Well yes, but Cam is the longest since he played
micalovits: So depending on how you change in
Diabore: @micalovits which one of u- no its me, i know it
Evil_John_Cena: Wheeler is talking about Wheeler
TehAmelie: these lands are gonna fall so proudly
control_rig: Heroic?
micalovits: @Diabore Nono, my turn to be wrong!
Marvoleath: @anhakha there is a new anime-art bear legend in GW, for food/lifegain
BrowneePointz: question is it Brig-own or Brig-oh-nee like Antigone?
LRRbot: Insolent Neonate [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Menace / Discard a card, Sacrifice Insolent Neonate: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Thriving Grove | Land | Thriving Grove enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green. / {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.
control_rig: Throve
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
LRRbot: Orochi Merge-Keeper [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / As long as Orochi Merge-Keeper is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
johnnylongtorso: and in the end the blood you take is equal to the blood you make
LRRbot: Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Whenever Sutina attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Insolent Neonate [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Menace / Discard a card, Sacrifice Insolent Neonate: Draw a card.
Diabore: ???
Jaseface1: Graham please shuffle the cards more as I'm lying in bed next to a snoring parent with earphones in and it helps drown out the noise
Diabore: thats so weird
Sorator13: wings?
Jaseface1: *partner
Sorator13: Oh yeah
djalternative: honestly, I prefer the symbol without the wings
TheDevil_Risen: beyblade wings
Scar_Red_Tiger: Coulda gone the Dioomniaria route and a mostly White set symblem
LRRbot: Cave of Temptation | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Cave of Temptation: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sorator13: I was looking at the icon on the overlay and couldn't see them, yeah
LRRbot: Wolfrider's Saddle [3G] | Artifact — Equipment | When Wolfrider's Saddle enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then attach Wolfrider's Saddle to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Equip {3}
Grinnin_Gin: "cave of temptation is legally required to inform you that it is not actually a cave"
micalovits: Mega blood? Is that like blood but with a +1/+1 counter?
Sorator13: I also thought it was a creature, yeah
dasdardly: is that wolf a mount
control_rig: I thought that too
anhakha: I wonder if a Day of Judgement counts as Stalwart...? I imagine G hopes that's true...
korvys: Oh, is that Matt Sidel's brother?
a_Weakling: def sounds like a legendary creature from homelands
Grinnin_Gin: I legit just assumed Wolf Rider Seddell was an actual card in foundations.
TehAmelie: Wolfrider Slydell, played by John C McGinley
LRRbot: Swift Response [1W] | Instant | Destroy target tapped creature.
MichaelSnowbird: @LRRbot took you long enough
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Sorator13: That is very cool art
anhakha: That's a stargate.
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
Sorator13: Is the artist baptized?
adept_nekomancer: Are they hydrated?
Diabore: in their lane?
djalternative: are they thriving?
bugsmaytrix: is the artist in the room with us?
m055_: are they moisturized?
Pywodwagon: are they secret, are they safe
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler is in his vein with this deck
Sorator13: have they been contacted regarding their car's extended warranty?
TehAmelie: all we need is a creature that is also two creatures
TehAmelie: wait
LRRbot: Heir of the Ancient Fang [2G] | Creature — Snake Samurai [2/3] | Heir of the Ancient Fang enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a modified creature.
Sorator13: Oh hey, I remember that guy
Grinnin_Gin: post ma'combat
djalternative: for a second, I thought Wheeler was about to cast 2nd rite
TehAmelie: Fing Fang Foom here
LRRbot: Territorial Scythecat [2G] | Creature — Cat [2/1] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Territorial Scythecat.
Marvoleath: if cyberpunk was British
TheDevil_Risen: Landfall Kitteh!
LRRbot: Shoulder to Shoulder [2W] | Sorcery | Support 2. / Draw a card.
Sage0fMadness: did Graham open the new 2 mana landfall cat, it's quite valuable
Sage0fMadness: and really good
micalovits: I would cuddle with a giant leopard
Sorator13:
drcthulu: I hear leopard like eating faces
Bruceski: @micalovits After having a cat for a while I saw a lynx in the zoo and realized that someday I will die due to having the wrong cuddle reflex
Sage0fMadness: !card Scythecat Cub
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
TehAmelie: honestly, i don't think leopards do that. the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party just think they can train them for some reason
micalovits: @Bruceski And it will be totally worth it
ProcyonFlynn: Lol, yeah I bet that cat is money. They printed that!?
Diabore: yeah if you got the scythecat cub its like 50 dollars on cardkingdom
LRRbot: Expedition Raptor [3WW] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Expedition Raptor enters, support 2.
Sage0fMadness: yeah its probably in one of the many variants
Sage0fMadness: best friends with Bristly Billiam
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LRRbot: Voldaren Duelist [3R] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/2] | Haste / When Voldaren Duelist enters, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Relief Captain [2WW] | Creature — Kor Knight Ally [3/2] | When Relief Captain enters, support 3.
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Pywodwagon: oh this is the legacy playable one
TheDevil_Risen: The Territorial Kitteh is 4USD
TehAmelie: Erdinand the Ull?
LRRbot: Urdnan, Dromoka Warrior [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When Urdnan, Dromoka Warrior enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains first strike until end of turn. If that creature has two or more +1/+1 counters on it, it gains double strike until end of turn instead.
Sage0fMadness: oh snap
Sage0fMadness: nice!!!
SkiaSymphonia: its very anime filter
Diabore: money!
LariatWest: that's... just his look
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
Sage0fMadness: good pull G
Pywodwagon: its played in Legacy
couchboyj: Dangit Bobby, that deck aint right
micalovits: Lets go Goblins!
josh___something: Kitty!
TheDevil_Risen: I pulled the kitteh
hd_dabnado: who else up exploring they goblins
Diabore: explorer goblins? i love that deck!
anhakha: Squee?
ProcyonFlynn:
Explore that Goblin
TheDevil_Risen:
is chonky
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SkiaSymphonia: two adjectives vs two nouns, who will win?
Sorator13: gobblin' explorers
bugsmaytrix: who up exploring goblins
TheDevil_Risen: the Pup is almost 10USD as well
SeismicLawns: Explorers Gobblins
Grinnin_Gin: NEIN!?
djalternative: explore those goblins
Scar_Red_Tiger: I pulled the money card from J22 and feel similar about my Ratman Ashcoat
TheDevil_Risen: that packs over 50USD hahaha
LRRbot: Insolent Neonate [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Menace / Discard a card, Sacrifice Insolent Neonate: Draw a card.
Bruceski: Goblin Explorer sounds like a 1/1 that you can tap/sacrifice to ping a creature and surveil
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Sage0fMadness: @Bruceski explore is right there lol
Sage0fMadness:
LRRbot: Adventurous Impulse [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
JohnPraw: Explorers's Goblins
LoadingReadyRun: Gobplorers? Explorblins?
anhakha: Or a creature
Bruceski: @Sage0fMadness When do goblins ever do anything the normal way?
Marvoleath: @Bruceski no no, that would be goblin exploder
LRRbot: Reckless Amplimancer [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | {4}{G}: Double Reckless Amplimancer's power and toughness until end of turn.
Sage0fMadness:
@Bruceski valid on both fronts
TehAmelie: we could bring back Landwalk. Goblin Explorer has all types of Landwalk except for lands the opponent controls
Sorator13: hey now, no one said Wheeler is Cam's king, Wheeler is just A king
LRRbot: Markov Blademaster [1RR] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever Markov Blademaster deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
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LRRbot: Volley Veteran [3R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [4/2] | When this creature enters, it deals damage to target creature an opponent controls equal to the number of Goblins you control.
Sorator13: @TehAmelie I actually could see "landwalk of land types you don't control"
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
Sage0fMadness: gets another counter?
AutonomousTurtle: then it gets another counter
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
TheDevil_Risen: yeah double strike
Sage0fMadness: yeah 6/6
TheDevil_Risen: triggers off first strike and then gets a counter, then gets a counter off regular DMG
TehAmelie: but it's a goblin so it can't just have useful abilities
LRRbot: Razorgrass Invoker [3G] | Creature — Elf Scout [4/3] | Vigilance / {8}: Razorgrass Invoker and up to one other target creature each get +3/+3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Stolen Vitality [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. If it's your turn, that creature gains trample until end of turn. Otherwise, it gains first strike until end of turn.
Grinnin_Gin: jeeeeeesus
anhakha: He is quad king
TheDevil_Risen: Gruul Stomp!
Diabore: new king who dis
Marvoleath: new deck for Wheeler?
definenull: new king who dis
Sage0fMadness: Double Strike and Trample is good, who knew
DoodlestheGreat: Yes
TheDevil_Risen: Hai Sppopy Cori!
lirazel64: 🎵 You say you want a revolution / we-ell, you know, we all want to change the world... 🎵
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ReachW: asnd ooh, 1000xResist on Talking Sim. Nice!
sporkraptor: ah, The Civility...
Juliamon: ReachW Week 2!
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sporkraptor: heyyyy
TheDevil_Risen: wb
sporkraptor: yep, that's absolutely how it's supposed to work
ReachW: @Juliamon Thanks, I've got some catching up to do!
Azralorne: Get him Cori!!
Earthenone: the burning legion, like warcraft?
Aarek: Ummm thats a WoW Expansion
LRRbot: Stronghold Confessor [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Kicker {3} / Menace / If Stronghold Confessor was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
TheDevil_Risen:
micalovits: I don't think there are enough Demons in that R/W deck
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose [2B] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [1/3] | Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. / {3}{B}{B}: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
MrPipboy3000: Vito the Questing Priest!!
LRRbot: Dawnwing Marshal [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
thegitrogsquirrel: mic 5
Diabore: someone crinkling directly into a mic
TheDevil_Risen:
Mic 5 
muchbang
frank_the_great: Love the ASMR
TheDevil_Risen: *muckbang
Dog_of_Myth: Live Crack A Pack
TheDevil_Risen: is that cardboard tasty?
sporkraptor: I don't think Cori's being sincere with that "shame"
LRRbot: Skemfar Shadowsage [3B] | Creature — Elf Cleric [2/5] | When Skemfar Shadowsage enters, choose one — / • Each opponent loses X life, where X is the greatest number of creatures you control that have a creature type in common. / • You gain X life, where X is the greatest number of creatures you control that have a creature type in common.
TheDevil_Risen: oh snap
sporkraptor: yeeowch
TheDevil_Risen: nah triggered off the vito
dasdardly: shadowsiege rhiino
theamc2000: ty for the clarification
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
djalternative: new Ixalan art for the mentor
TheDevil_Risen: still need to watch that VoD
micalovits: We had a lot of fun, and that counts as winning!
A_Dub888: #BlameJame
LRRbot: Thoughtcast [4U] | Sorcery | Affinity for artifacts / Draw two cards.
sporkraptor: one Jame to rule them all
coriolis_storm: Legally distinct James
ReachW: #blametheonejame
LRRbot: Fathom Fleet Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | {1}{R}: Fathom Fleet Firebrand gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Recruitment Officer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | {3}{W}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
sporkraptor: Number Go Down
LRRbot: Patchwork Automaton [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Ward {2} / Whenever you cast an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Patchwork Automaton.
TheDevil_Risen: Recruitment Officer - BRO all star
theamc2000: Patchy!
TheDevil_Risen: you can use the Officer to dig?
coriolis_storm: Bob Ross as a robot artificer
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Marvoleath: It was happy, until James summoned it to the battlefield to fight to the death for him
LRRbot: Dark Bargain [3B] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bark Dargain, you say?
LoadingReadyRun: Derk Bergain!
TheDevil_Risen: ^^ ^.^
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Marvoleath: beargain?
TheDevil_Risen:
love to see Seat back
TheDevil_Risen: Classic Avon art
ElektroTal: Dirk Birgen is a Dick Tracy character
LRRbot: Scion of the Swarm [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Scion of the Swarm.
Marvoleath: good reprint for pauper, otherwise not much
SkiaSymphonia: I always used to think Scion had one crab hand
Marvoleath: also, I think there is this one and the black one only
SkiaSymphonia: never really registered it was holding a staff
Skye_Stryke: They are new to arena which could be big for Historic or Timeless
LoadingReadyRun: @SkiaSymphonia I 100% thought that too
ElektroTal: You can't just say scion of the storm. You gotta sing it like The Doors
LRRbot: Venerated Loxodon [4W] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [4/4] | Convoke / When Venerated Loxodon enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that convoked it.
TheDevil_Risen: oh its a crab staff
TheDevil_Risen: LOL
TheDevil_Risen: oooo Beeg Loxodon!
micalovits: Nono, Cori read it right
Marvoleath: @Skye_Stryke werent there already on arena from previous jumpstart or something?
LRRbot: Malfunction [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / When Malfunction enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
LRRbot: Padeem, Consul of Innovation [3U] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/4] | Artifacts you control have hexproof. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control the artifact with the highest mana value or tied for the highest mana value, draw a card.
TheDevil_Risen: Padeem is a Problem!
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath oh, nvm, I was thinking of bridges from mh
theamc2000: ward 2 and hexproof
LRRbot: Goblin Fireslinger [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | {T}: Goblin Fireslinger deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Conclave Tribunal [3W] | Enchantment | Convoke / When Conclave Tribunal enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Conclave Tribunal leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Extinguish the Light [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If its mana value was 3 or less, you gain 3 life.
micalovits: Did James draw from Padeem chat? I probably just missed it
LoadingReadyRun: I like that the Conclave Tribunal can affect any non-land permanent. "We're putting those lighting Greeves on trial!"
LRRbot: Rionya, Fire Dancer [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create X tokens that are copies of another target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
sporkraptor: ooo, very pretty!
TheDevil_Risen: yeah conclave is a pretty cool card. Put all those Jittes and One Rings on trial
dasdardly: Plus one
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Learn many!
Marvoleath: good advice
BrowneePointz: well that certainly is an anime art
micalovits: Yes yes, will learn many many things!
MrPipboy3000: Yea, but his flyer was tapped
LRRbot: Experimental Aviator [3UU] | Creature — Human Artificer [0/3] | Flying / When Experimental Aviator enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
LoadingReadyRun: @TheDevil_Risen "The prisoner stand accused of being total BS!"
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
LRRbot: Flames of the Firebrand [2R] | Sorcery | Flames of the Firebrand deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
theamc2000: thopter got hexproof
MrPipboy3000: Patchwork has hexproff
Marvoleath: artifacts have hexproof
Diabore: cori has the mana but patchwork ward
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Padeem gives hexproof to artifacts.
Diabore: oh right padeem hexproof
micalovits: Stupid sexy Padeem
dasdardly: archer ping
Marvoleath: can go face those
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun hehe yeah, well, at least in formats where u can have 4 of them
LRRbot: Krenko's Command [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
MrPipboy3000: Archer pings james off flames too ...
Diabore: where did krenkos command come from?
sporkraptor: if you block with a loxadon that's a blocxadon
Marvoleath: James on 9, not sure if matters
TheDevil_Risen:
ggwp
TheWanderingNomad: Can you nominate King Candidates?
BorealMage: "Those in favor say 'aye'"
LRRbot: Malfunction [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / When Malfunction enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
TheDevil_Risen: welcome back G!
TheWriterAleph: welcome to the GYM
sporkraptor: those clerics are Totally Stoked
TheDevil_Risen: man those clerics must be STOKED!
BrowneePointz: Whenever Graham becomes King he momentarily regains the Old Spelling and becomes Graeme Starke
SkiaSymphonia: like a youth group leader
Dylanthesquig: YOKED clerics
RatherLargeToad: Cleric Off!
TheDevil_Risen: for anyone interested
Marvoleath: There is 4, 2 or 1 variant, so "common, rare, mythic"
Marvoleath: There are lists on wiki too
HadesLeprechaun: They wanted certain themes to feel more 'special' so like the Unicorn one in the original Jumpstart only had 1 variation
LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | Thriving Bluff enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Bonecaller Cleric [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | {3}{B}, Sacrifice Bonecaller Cleric: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
TheDevil_Risen: i like combining everything with the "of the coast" deck
MyrddintheWizard: Bone Caller is ready!
LRRbot: Arena Athlete [1R] | Creature — Human [2/1] | Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Arena Athlete, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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TheWanderingNomad: David Boreanaz?
MrPipboy3000: Wasn't he on Navy Seals for like 10 years?
RatherLargeToad: With a brief stop at Kingdom Hearts
Marvoleath: He also got a Magic card
LRRbot: Satyr Hoplite [R] | Creature — Satyr Soldier [1/1] | Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Satyr Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Satyr Hoplite.
BrowneePointz: yea he was Squall in KH 1
josh___something: Sorry, wat?
TheWanderingNomad: @MrPipboy3000 Close. For 7
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hirosan84: woot i love foundation
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BrowneePointz: like Christopher FREAKING LEE
HedgehogKnight: Like Lance Bass
RatherLargeToad: Lance Bass for Sephiroth was a choice
Juliamon: they really weren't confident people were gonna buy into it
BrowneePointz: and Lance Bass
SkiaSymphonia: Yeah, then they went to regular VAs (for the most part) for 2 onwards
BrowneePointz: and Haley Joel Osment is Sora
TheDevil_Risen: @RatherLargeToad yes.
LRRbot: Disfigure [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Priest of Gix [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric Minion [2/1] | When Priest of Gix enters, add {B}{B}{B}.
Earthenone: which figure?
TheDevil_Risen: noooo
LRRbot: Dark Bargain [3B] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.
A_Dub888:
@BrowneePointz don't you mean Leon 
theamc2000: the four creature type creature
Strebenherz: yargle my bargle
LRRbot: Experimental Aviator [3UU] | Creature — Human Artificer [0/3] | Flying / When Experimental Aviator enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
TheDevil_Risen:
Unfinity creature type all star that one
MrPipboy3000: The Law Offices of Pyrexian Human Cleric Minion
Skye_Stryke: Did James take damage from bargain?
LRRbot: Resistance Skywarden [3RR] | Creature — Ogre Rebel [5/5] | Menace / Reach
Jundinator: How many $50 mythics have been opened?
MrPipboy3000: Secret Reach!
theamc2000: sky warden got reach?
TheDevil_Risen: top pill i've seen is 40US for the kitty
Strebenherz: when does this set come out? or old set?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: By the end of the stream, it will be worth negative
ProcyonFlynn:
The Cat wants to be free 
Marvoleath: @Strebenherz it's part of the Foundations release, recently available
Jundinator: No Gorgon Ladies?
Strebenherz: @Marvoleath thank
BrowneePointz: oh yea Sean Astin was Hercules in KH1 cuz Tate Donovan was unavailable
Jundinator: @marvoleath technically it's actually Jumpstart 25
LRRbot: Gilded Scuttler [2U] | Artifact Creature — Crab [1/3] | Gilded Scuttler can't be blocked. / When Gilded Scuttler enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
BorealMage: I'm playing this with some friends on Sunday and so looking forward to it.
Marvoleath: I mean, yes, but it's called Jumpstart Foundations
definenull:
?
BorealMage: It's a-door-able
theamc2000: sky warden got hit by a door? no a crab!
singinnonsense: just a little pinch ?
LRRbot: Entomber Exarch [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [2/2] | When Entomber Exarch enters, choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Alchemist's Gift [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains your choice of deathtouch or lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Revoke Demise [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a creature card with mana value 3 or less. / Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain 2 life.
Marvoleath: technically can chose the land!
BrowneePointz: Oh yea I forgot Xehanort is Nimoy Rutger Hauer and Christopher Lloyd
BrowneePointz: and Mandy Moore played Aerith in 1
overZellous: sure is graham
micalovits: Very atypical indeed
theamc2000: it is a play off the first ability
Marvoleath: It is, but it's a 4 drop, so unlikely to mana screw your oppo
singinnonsense: it's also 4 mana ... taking a land at 1 or 2 mana would suck
overZellous: a
theamc2000: trampet
micalovits: And that is why Hymn to Tourach is a rude card
LRRbot: Unleash Fury [1R] | Instant | Double the power of target creature until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Graeme Starke returns
micalovits: Return of the king!
sporkraptor: long live the James
Strebenherz: wait is that a different crown than they started the stream with? fits better it looks like?
overZellous: Benny wheels has pep in his heels
Marvoleath:
@Strebenherz no no, its the same crown
BorealMage: Being king takes a toll on the memory
HadesLeprechaun: is that gas leak still in the building?
TheWanderingNomad: Five minutes ago?
sporkraptor: about five minutes ago
Marvoleath: (but yes, this one is sized for human head)
BrowneePointz: There Were Four! Blue!
Strebenherz: The Dimir guild does not exist, nothing blue here
BrowneePointz: (star trek reference)
Strebenherz: @Marvoleath I see....
MrPipboy3000: @BrowneePointz For a brief moment, I did see 5 Blue ...
Jundinator: CRACK MOAR BOXES. CRACK MOAR BOXES
LRRbot: Recruitment Officer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | {3}{W}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Marvoleath: Explo Legion is GW
Lord_Hosk: 2/1 for 1 with an ability... and its not rare... what year is it?
TheWanderingNomad: MeatCanyon Markiplier is that you?
LRRbot: Dawnwing Marshal [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
overZellous: play that at 2x speed in the vod later
Jundinator: That's too good
overZellous: an air bear?
Marvoleath: welcome to 2024, Graham
calculated_uncertainties: flying bear!
Lord_Hosk: 2/2 FLYER for 2 with an ability... and its not rare
ReachW: And it can block creatures on the ground, even? The power creep
blackroseimmortal7: they goin ham
calculated_uncertainties:
100
LoadingReadyRun: air bear count down 4 3 2 1!
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Mysteries [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
sporkraptor: his mana is pretty shifty
Electrodyne: Behold the Air Bear
AlsoSopranoCat: Evneing everyone!
theamc2000: investigate is not explore
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
definenull: she's here?!?
TheWriterAleph: Animedeline
AlsoSopranoCat: Hey chat, what's the healthiest part of a desk? The footwell
LRRbot: Dark Bargain [3B] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.
BrowneePointz: Bark Dargain!
Marvoleath: incoming damnation
LRRbot: Archfiend's Vessel [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / When Archfiend's Vessel enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, exile it. If you do, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
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sporkraptor: bark bark bark
BorealMage: Ooh, Dreadhorde Arcanist can cast Dark Bargain again!
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
sporkraptor: 5' 4"
LRRbot: Hearts on Fire [1R] | Instant | One or two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Titan's Strength [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Scry 1.
Marvoleath: Scry 1
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
ToppHat: first explore
ToppHat: count em
BorealMage: Explore count is at 1
LRRbot: Revoke Demise [4B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a creature card with mana value 3 or less. / Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain 2 life.
SkiaSymphonia: revoke demise is also the plot of Skyward Sword
overZellous: undo bad thing
sporkraptor: King Ben
MrPipboy3000: "Look, I don't like it either, but its either Revoke Demise, or Undeadify"
LRRbot: Taborax, Hope's Demise [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Taborax, Hope's Demise has lifelink as long as it has five or more +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Taborax. If that creature was a Cleric, you may draw a card. If you do, you lose 1 life.
chriswr5: deline cleon?
BorealMage: @MrPipboy3000 "Undeadify" has a nice ring to it...
Marvoleath: !card kleon
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
couchboyj: Partners with Cleoff
Tiber727: @MrPipboy3000 I was literally going to suggest undeadify right when you said this.
sporkraptor: oh no... you don't want the vampires to get inventive XD
QuixoticScrivener: Magic the Masquerade
Marvoleath: what if they invent sunblock?! D:
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: FLAT H E A D
ProcyonFlynn:
Graham offscreen "oh I should have done that" absolutely got me. 
definenull: Build your own solas!
Lord_Hosk: But the LRR crew is well known for having such small reasonable head sizes
TheDevil_Risen:
TheDevil_Risen:
KaleidoscopeMind: the "definitely not the finale" episode
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Juliamon: Silas's "let's trap Bloody Mary in a telescope" was pretty inventive, even if it didn't... work
LRRbot: Eager Construct [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | When Eager Construct enters, each player may scry 1.
sporkraptor: name: rabbit occupation: rabbit
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Slimy Piper [1G] | Creature — Fungus Bard [2/1] | Whenever Slimy Piper attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, it gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn instead.
sporkraptor: eewww
Marvoleath: me pipes!
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
LRRbot: Search Party Captain [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you attacked with this turn. / When Search Party Captain enters, draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: Serge, Party Captain
LRRbot: Creeping Bloodsucker [1B] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, Creeping Bloodsucker deals 1 damage to each opponent. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
LRRbot: Vicious Conquistador [B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/2] | Whenever Vicious Conquistador attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.
djalternative: but Serge is the Splash Captain
sporkraptor: beeping crudsucker
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
hb8u: wait Ben's just playing good cards
Marvoleath: is Party Captain like an MC
Drago142222: come on cameron, you can do it
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
LRRbot: Skymarch Bloodletter [2B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When Skymarch Bloodletter enters, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
sporkraptor: see this is what happens when vampires get inventive
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
TheWanderingNomad: Wheeler cracked clues and doesn't care?
LRRbot: Make a Stand [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.
definenull: Oofa
novrdd: Ooowkey
djalternative: I knew that "for now" phrasing was ominous
djalternative: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
definenull: They're not mutually exclusive
Jundinator: !quote 6969
Jundinator: What is quote #6969?
Drago142222: why was he desleaving?
TheDevil_Risen: man i went for 60s to reboot, what happened to poor cam?
Drago142222: ben used a card called make a stand and all his creatures became indestructable
novrdd: @thedevil_risen got owkehed
TheDevil_Risen:
awww
Juliamon: !qdb
Stormgod519: well
TheDevil_Risen: adeline is a house
Juliamon: all the quotes are there if you want to search them Jundinator
Stormgod519: i made it for the tail end. Hi Everyone!!!
novrdd: Hi
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How about 5 color good stuff?
Stormgod519: wait, we're supposed to draft good cards?
sombreromunkey: a real live llr stream!
TheDevil_Risen: how available is JS in Canada atm?
smertmonkey: n'er do wells has one of the chase cards
Stormgod519: Mind Blown!!
LRRbot: Stinging Lionfish [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Fish [2/1] | Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, you may tap or untap target nonland permanent.
Stormgod519: oh god
Stormgod519: what's on the reader?
Stormgod519: ah
LRRbot: Go Forth [G] | Instant | Choose one— / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
BorealMage: The Ne'er-Do-Well's Surprise sounds like a strange dessert. Or a pub.
LRRbot: Slimy Piper [1G] | Creature — Fungus Bard [2/1] | Whenever Slimy Piper attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, it gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn instead.
Stormgod519: pfft
definenull: At least it isn't Oozing tooter
TheDevil_Risen: Wheels did you get the 1/1 anime fungus?
Stormgod519: lol
TheWriterAleph: "It's a Fungus Bard." "It's a Fungus Bard."
Marvoleath: @BorealMage or an euphemism for stabbing
LRRbot: Naiad of Hidden Coves [2U] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [2/3] | During turns other than yours, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
Stormgod519: woah
BorealMage: @Marvoleath Yes. A strange dessert. Perhaps a just one.
Stormgod519: that's in this?
chriswr5: they call him the drink
Pywodwagon: wait thats a real magic card
LRRbot: Thieves' Tools [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | When Thieves' Tools enters, create a Treasure token. / Equipped creature can't be blocked as long as its power is 3 or less. / Equip {2}
TheDevil_Risen: CacaW~!
LRRbot: Shardless Outlander [7] | Artifact Creature — Construct Scout [6/5] | Trample / Basic landcycling {2}
Stormgod519: now hang on...
TheDevil_Risen: that's a beefy scout
TheDevil_Risen:
bigger than most Knights
SkiaSymphonia: you have selected power drive
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sporkraptor: just plain ol' regular surprise
sporkraptor: nothing surprising about--wait
LRRbot: Breaching Hippocamp [3U] | Creature — Horse Fish [3/2] | Flash / When Breaching Hippocamp enters, untap another target creature you control.
sporkraptor: flashing horse
Stormgod519: Wait, but you can't draw that?
novrdd:
Hippocamp 
Marvoleath: Not to be confused with
Marvoleath: !card goblin surprise
LRRbot: Goblin Surprise [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
LRRbot: Byway Courier [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | When Byway Courier dies, investigate.
novrdd:
goombalax: "Breaching Hippocamp" - Lion Swat team
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
SkiaSymphonia:
byway isn't around any more
LRRbot: Grim Bounty [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Create a Treasure token.
SEEDZANDTWIGZ: The off-screen Graham laughs... killing me
djalternative: give it away give it away give it away now
TheDevil_Risen: Otherside is a RHCP song
philavoie: Is she trowing?
djalternative: she's catching
TheDevil_Risen: a clue! a clue!
Diabore: word of warning, cori robably has a 70 dollar card
djalternative: are we using the aleph set?
Pywodwagon: at least 7
Diabore: probably*
noSmokeFire: @Pywodwagon big if true
TheWriterAleph: @djalternative hm?
LRRbot: Primeval Herald [3G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Herald enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
philavoie: Kill the Tracker!!
theamc2000: we kind of stopped counting at infinity
sporkraptor: primeval harold
theamc2000: then started counting infinity
BrowneePointz: that's a good hat
djalternative: @theamc2000 we didn't in fact
noSmokeFire: Prime Hime
philavoie: Why didn't she kill the tracker?
Stormgod519: brb
lamina5432: I forget how it works but apparently some infinities are bigger than others
TheDevil_Risen: Cori has a Rev in hand?
djalternative: wait no, the second part clarified what you meant
djalternative: @TheWriterAleph sizes of infinity
LRRbot: Audacious Thief [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Whenever Audacious Thief attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Mysteries [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds!!! how goes the jumpstart?
TheDevil_Risen: not too bad Jacqui
micalovits: What even is this clue pack
Sage0fMadness: perfectly cromulent @jacqui_lantern234
djalternative: @jacqui_lantern234 just counting who's infinity is bigger
TheDevil_Risen:
Magic: The Gathering? am i rite
maefly2: this board state seems somewhat unbalanced
djalternative: it can't be DanDaDan. there's no Dans here. Get Emmons on the phone
jacqui_lantern234: 2 isnt 0!
ghizmou: cori can only draw 2 cards now with her rogue
Dylanthesquig: the green half of that deck is just brutal
novrdd: Tireless Tracker What a card
TheDevil_Risen: Any Tom's?
josh___something: LRR knows an amount of Dans
KaleidoscopeMind: extra credits stole all the dans
jacqui_lantern234: CORI
Marvoleath: Danjamin Wheeler sounds weird
LRRbot: Foul Play [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. Investigate.
Rob_Racoon: @KaleidoscopeMind Play Frame has them now.
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
LRRbot: Starlit Mantle [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature you control / When Starlit Mantle enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
LRRbot: Make a Stand [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen:
jacqui_lantern234:
make a stand? isnt that just what Dio did?
Diabore: after consulting packs, cori opened money
novrdd: Like a deja vu
TheDevil_Risen: DJ TurnLRR in the HOUSE!
SeismicLawns: wheeler can't keep getting away with this
CrossXhunteR: dang, my FNM draft was over so quick tonight that i got to see the end of FNPF
theamc2000: James Wheeler vs Ben Turner
QuixoticScrivener: Someone needs to get Wizards - Of the Coast.
Skye_Stryke: Enchanted Landfall sounds like basically every Serge deck
BrowneePointz: James love having all the removal but only drawing lands
brainbosh: Red, green, white, and brown
noSmokeFire: because of Avatar of Me, in silver border all eye colors are MTG colors
SeismicLawns: my favorite 5c combo is Pink, Hazel, White, Green, Red
micalovits: My favourtie 5c combo is Red,Red,Red,Red,Black
Marvoleath: there is also Gold as a color, from that one Dragon token
Alex_Frostfire: Gold is also a color because of the token from Sword of Dungeons & Dragons.
TheDevil_Risen: Earth, Air, Pruple and Rakdos
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zefinderus: oh hey fnpf
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ProcyonFlynn:
Brown, Gold, and Colorless - the best.
jacqui_lantern234:
does James's coolness remark apply to those who've been guests? no reason for asking, none at all
SkiaSymphonia: @jacqui_lantern234 100%
djalternative: so, in two years LRR does a bit where Wheeler's magic career rents a car?
micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 It surely aplies to you, you are 100% cool and awesome afterall
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Hinterland Sanctifier [W] | Creature — Rabbit Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
jacqui_lantern234:
@micalovits sorry you feel this way
Pywodwagon: yes
Pywodwagon: it is
djalternative: it sure is
TheDevil_Risen: Common #730
micalovits:
@jacqui_lantern234 Facts aren't something you feel 
LRRbot: Slimy Piper [1G] | Creature — Fungus Bard [2/1] | Whenever Slimy Piper attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, it gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn instead.
Pywodwagon: it might only be in the starter decks
TheDevil_Risen: i believe its in the starter pack
LRRbot: Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Whenever Sutina attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
TheSuperDoubleG: @LRRbot slimy piper is a great band name
TheDevil_Risen: at least, from where i found mine
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djalternative: the starter collection which means it's legal for constructed
jacqui_lantern234:
@Dog_of_Myth how dare u >:( (but legit, thank you )
TheDevil_Risen: @djalternative i believe so
TheDevil_Risen: just not legal in limited
LRRbot: Ancestral Blade [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Ancestral Blade enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach Ancestral Blade to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Recruitment Officer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | {3}{W}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
theamc2000: you got his rip off PlayStation
djalternative: have y'all ever seen the speedruns of people recreating Crank That?
djalternative: it's wild
Desruprot: @theamc2000 his 1 playstation 1
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
LRRbot: Sunblade Samurai [4W] | Enchantment Creature — Human Samurai [4/4] | Vigilance / Channel — {2}, Discard Sunblade Samurai: Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
BorealMage: Please pass the fism
Diabore: adeline vigilance but probably doesnt matter
insectsamongusss:
LRRbot: Canopy Baloth [3G] | Creature — Beast [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Canopy Baloth gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Mysteries [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BizCazh: nice speed run
insectsamongusss: gg
BorealMage: Shut it down, folks
theamc2000: we’re done
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: good box, got a rev and a scythecat
theamc2000: wheeler pulled a napoleon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is it all over?
TheDevil_Risen:
Thanks all for the stream!!!
micalovits: Wilds is 100% in the landfall deck
TheDevil_Risen: hope you all had a good night!
BizCazh: ggs
DoodlestheGreat: Ten q 4 strem
KWardJenx: This was wonderful
Azralorne: Yo good shirt cori 👍
Diabore: wheeler double king
TheWriterAleph: bwaahhh
lamina5432: gnight
overZellous: ggs y'sll
QuixoticScrivener: TheGoodJared is streaming right now
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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Diabore: aether drift in the pipeline
BizCazh: sets! sets! sets!
insectsamongusss:
gnight! 
Dog_of_Myth: !dragonshield
TheDevil_Risen:
Dragon Shield!
Diabore: a shield for dragons, the new kingdom of cards
Marvoleath: !store
TheDevil_Risen: and their gorgeous!
Dog_of_Myth:
BizCazh: lol
Marvoleath: !patreon
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes Cam
Diabore: not gruul? THEN D- wait youre all gruul? uh uh
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Marvoleath: !schedule
CrossXhunteR: yes
sporkraptor: I saw a commercial that used the "Is This Your Card" music and could not stop laughing
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Azralorne: Sneaky sneaky lol
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TheDevil_Risen: TFT Arcane lawl
CrossXhunteR: many characters and things that could spoil the new season if you havent watcheit
ProcyonFlynn: Just a normal guy.
Diabore: i wish TFT would get seperated from the main league client, i dont want vanguard
micalovits: Mood
ReachW: There certainly is!
Marvoleath:
@Diabore wouldnt they put vanguard on tft client too?
sporkraptor: ooo horses cannot be drawn
Diabore: @Marvoleath i feel like tft has much less oportunities for cheating
TheDevil_Risen: OO Featherweight!
TheDevil_Risen:
HYPE!
MrGibberish: hey all - aww, just missed it. welp, to the vod!
mtvcdm: Not the finale! For now!
TheAwkes: The choices are fine, it's the consequences you need to watch out for.
Diabore: @TheAwkes me fucking around: haha this is great, me finding out: ayo wtf
62MGcobra: money!!!
Lord_Hosk: Thats the question Graham
jacqui_lantern234:
bedrock? no, bed bed and rock rock
ProcyonFlynn: Java is a really weird programming language
Dog_of_Myth:
DarthRagnar815:
KWardJenx: Ha!!
djalternative: bedrock is coded to work better on mobile and consoles. that's mostly it
MrSarkhan:
TheDevil_Risen:
Graham jsy dying
sporkraptor: hello highlight reel
Diabore: 1000 key resist
DoodlestheGreat: How much capacitance?
TheDevil_Risen:
wheeler, plz cameo on Mine o' Click
MrGibberish: 1000 Christ resist?
jacqui_lantern234:
1000 Christ Resist
TheDevil_Risen: *clock
jacqui_lantern234: @MrGibberish #SameBrainCell
mtvcdm: Found him!
sporkraptor: nnnoooooo
TheDevil_Risen: TEETH!
Brozard:
Marvoleath:
TheDevil_Risen:
MrGibberish: @jacqui_lantern234 woo
MrGibberish:
josh___something: I don't know, but also this is fall guys horror
SkiaSymphonia: Is This Your Bit?
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Teamfight Tactics: Arcane) at Sun 10:00 AM PST (1d, 14:06 from now).
CrossXhunteR: i love a release schedule
josh___something: It's a competent Horror game, which is more than you can ask for
CrossXhunteR: did y'all see that a physical Gwent card game was announced today?
mtvcdm: !schedule
Marvoleath: Riot is now also releasing their TCG in paper
Marvoleath: soon™
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !mastodon
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mtvcdm: !contact
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4AMDonuts: woo, trailers watch along!
TheDevil_Risen: Jeoff grabbing big stacks of CASH!
Skye_Stryke: Silksong reveal for sure
Lord_Hosk: Half Life 3... Confirmed
Aarek:
djalternative:
TheDevil_Risen:
11 YEAR SUB!
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mtvcdm: Don't let Bezos keep the money
Dog_of_Myth:
Willbn10: 11 year sub died and has autopayment RIP
pn55:
Marvoleath: !homestreams
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mtvcdm: Bezos is just gonna be awful with it
calculated_uncertainties: One for everyone, yeah!
TheDevil_Risen: Many, Many cool games for free on Prime Rn
CrossXhunteR: i know that tee
TheDevil_Risen: a LOT of them are on GoG too
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
TheDevil_Risen: bye Cori!
TheDevil_Risen:
bye all
pn55:
SkiaSymphonia: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
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ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dye the crabs.
ContingentCat:
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