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  1. #6503
    If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!
    — Serge [2019-10-21]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  2. #6502
    'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6501
    I never skip finger day.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6500
    I never want people to be unhappy. Have you met me?
    — Serge [2019-10-19]
    Moonlighter on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  5. #6499
    Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now.
    — Paul [2019-10-17]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6498
    Her hitbox showed up before she did.
    — Alex [2019-10-17]
    Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
  7. #6497
    Believe in the me that believes in me.
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6496
    You left the door open and let the fire zombies in! You absolute melon!
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6495
    If it ain't wool, don't get greedy.
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6494
    Our car is an anime villain.
    — Adam [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #6493
    I generally drive until my tummy tells me to stop.
    — James [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #6492
    We're the consulate general of the weeb nation.
    — Alex [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #6491
    How many lives has this car ruined, that's the real question.
    — Adam [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #6490
    If I don't get scurvy on this, it won't feel like an authentic adventure.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #6489
    Who needs air conditioning when you don't have a roof?
    — James [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #6488
    Wyrmwood Gaming: Ian Has a Slogan
    — Kathleen [2019-10-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6487
    I do one drug, please.
    — Erika, as Judith [2019-10-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6486
    I'm a 'helper!'
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-10-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6485
    I *love* stuff!
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-10-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6484
    I am sublimely confident in the power of Beej.
    — Adam [2019-10-14]
    None on Play it Forward
  21. #6483
    I'm not baby. Except for the times I'm baby.
    — Ian [2019-10-13]
    Muse Dash on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6482
    Heather puts Ian in a corner.
    — Ian [2019-10-13]
    Muse Dash on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6481
    It's like yeeting, but for profit!
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  24. #6480
    Now chat's all 'TEETH' and honking. What have I done?
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  25. #6479
    Fear me, for I shall clean all of you!
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward