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  1. #9094
    Bubly and Lacroix, the two genderfluids.
    — Ian [2024-09-15]
    pop'n music Lively on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #9093
    Some kind of human clown.
    — Graham [2024-09-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #9092
    I ate a black lotus in high school.
    — Seanan McGuire [2024-09-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #9091
    That will eat our face." "...Is that good?
    — Cori and Cameron [2024-09-10]
    Caves of Qud on Talking Simulator
  5. #9090
    I'm known for being incredibly loud, for never shutting up, and for just talking nonstop... no, wait, I think that might be my husband.
    — Heather [2024-09-08]
    pop'n music Lively on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #9089
    Do you have begin game?" "I would like begin game.
    — Nelson and Graham [2024-09-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #9088
    If you think too many steps ahead, you end up back to where you started.
    — Paul [2024-09-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #9087
    Paul, please! Not now! Dads are fighting!
    — Serge [2024-09-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #9086
    Hey, Tiktok. This is garbage!
    — Heather [2024-09-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  10. #9085
    It's like Mahjong, but I can think.
    — Wheeler [2024-09-01]
    Balatro on Is This Your Card?
  11. #9084
    The response from spiders is very confusing to me.
    — Paul [2024-08-30]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #9083
    WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUILK!
    — Cori [2024-08-26]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #9082
    Don't break the fourth wall, you son of a bitch!
    — James [2024-08-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  14. #9081
    Quick! Jam a wrench in it!
    — Beej [2024-08-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  15. #9080
    Just don't stream anymore. It's easier on everybody.
    — Heather [2024-08-23]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  16. #9079
    We're serious about it, but not so serious that we're good at it.
    — Kathleen [2024-08-22]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #9078
    Pidgey's big naturals.
    — Wheeler [2024-08-18]
    Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjou! on Is This Your Card?
  18. #9077
    My pants can't hold all that cheese.
    — Cori [2024-08-13]
    Cryptmaster on Talking Simulator
  19. #9076
    Trick 'em with the dicks, win 'em with the lips, that's Ian Horner strategy.
    — Ian [2024-08-12]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #9075
    Embiggen your manest hole.
    — Cameron [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  21. #9074
    That man hole got bigger than before!
    — Cori [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  22. #9073
    Imagine grabbing hold of that pole, just latching on...
    — Cori [2024-08-06]
    POOLS on Talking Simulator
  23. #9072
    I'm a professional streamer, didn't you know?
    — Jo [2024-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #9071
    Attacking frees up the monkey.
    — Serge [2024-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #9070
    In a lot of ways, your homie is like a horse.
    — Paul [2024-08-02]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint

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