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  1. #8555
    The rules are all fun and we're in charge.
    — Serge [2023-06-06]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8554
    Everybody knows dot com is the real internet.
    — Cori [2023-06-05]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8553
    Don't call the Rhythm Fire Department!
    — Ian [2023-06-04]
    LOUD: My Road to Fame on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8552
    Beej didn't tell you anything.
    — Beej [2023-06-04]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #8551
    We do whatever we want here.
    — James [2023-05-31]
    Poker on AFK
  6. #8550
    Breaking your legs is not dying.
    — James [2023-05-30]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8549
    Real-world physics is such a downer.
    — Paul [2023-05-29]
    Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8548
    Palms are free real estate.
    — Az [2023-05-29]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8547
    Do not waste katana!
    — Cori [2023-05-29]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8546
    My parents instilled in me an unnecessary sense of responsibility.
    — Ian [2023-05-28]
    Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8545
    Who's better at destroying evidence? Let's find out!
    — Heather [2023-05-28]
    Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8544
    My manners compel me to say "thank you", but be aware I don't mean it.
    — Ian [2023-05-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #8543
    You seem like a man who likes to lick things.
    — Bengineering, to Beej [2023-05-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #8542
    Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?
    — Alex [2023-05-22]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8541
    Horse club: we live with our choices.
    — Carrie [2023-05-22]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #8540
    And people say this is the wholesome stream." "DO they?
    — Ian and Heather [2023-05-21]
    Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8539
    The less said about nut milk on this stream, the better.
    — Ian [2023-05-21]
    Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8538
    Yeah, Magic players are idiots.
    — Wheeler [2023-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  19. #8537
    Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.
    — Cori [2023-05-15]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8536
    I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.
    — Ben [2023-05-15]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8535
    I am the villain.
    — Angel [2023-05-15]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8534
    I'm about to make some very poor decisions.
    — Beej [2023-05-13]
    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Bonus Stream
  23. #8533
    If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby.
    — Serge [2023-05-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  24. #8532
    I need 50 pounds of grubs.
    — Cori [2023-05-08]
    Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8531
    The score is, Heather wins.
    — Heather [2023-05-07]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe