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  1. #7506
    Let's drop that topic. I almost regret having said it in the first place.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  2. #7505
    I followed Ian into the abyss.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  3. #7504
    I'm probably the bad Nermal.
    — Kathleen [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  4. #7503
    Well at least I'm only failing myself.
    — Graham [2021-02-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #7502
    Everything I know, I learned from Yakuza.
    — Ian [2021-02-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  6. #7501
    Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task.
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7500
    It puts the 'funk' in 'perfunctory.'
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7499
    I'm not going to eat a jar of mayo. I draw the line at that.
    — Funko [2021-02-13]
    Escape From Tarkov on Crossing the Streams
  9. #7498
    This is so normal that I'm doing this.
    — Beej [2021-02-12]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  10. #7497
    Man, this rain's louder than Graham's CBC sweater.
    — Gaytanic_Panic, regarding the loud Spanish rain in Resident Evil 4 [2021-02-09]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
  11. #7496
    Googly moogly that's so many!
    — James [2021-02-09]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7495
    Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole?
    — Cori, to Paul [2021-02-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7494
    I've never joked about anything in my life!
    — Matt, unconvincingly [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  14. #7493
    Who wants eyes?
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  15. #7492
    This isn't the kind of stream I thought it was going to be.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  16. #7491
    I have declared it's okay to be in love.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  17. #7490
    You kill-stole my puzzle piece!
    — Cori [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  18. #7489
    I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!
    — Adam [2021-02-02]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
  19. #7488
    I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up.
    — James [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7487
    I'm distracted by setting cows on fire.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7486
    This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7485
    Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important.
    — James, on Minecraft [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7484
    Taste my freedom!
    — Ben, As Lady Liberty [2021-01-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  24. #7483
    We're not here to be crushed by huge women, we're here to talk about feet!
    — Kathleen [2021-01-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  25. #7482
    Wow! Nice changeover, no one died!
    — Ian [2021-01-30]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward