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  1. #6790
    I hate the universe and all of its messages!
    — Serge [2020-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #6789
    It doesn't say anything about your butt, just your head.
    — Nelson [2020-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #6788
    Take pride in your weirdness.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-02-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6787
    Here's a thought, what if the cup's right?
    — Adam [2020-02-25]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #6786
    I'm pretty good at translating minecraft James.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-02-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6785
    You're gonna have to be more specific, we have a lot of dumb ideas.
    — Serge [2020-02-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6784
    Give me some more transparent coffee!
    — Ian [2020-02-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6783
    I get to be anything I want at this table and for this show I need a six-pack!
    — Beej [2020-02-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6782
    Just heck up your throat and it does things.
    — Graham [2020-02-22]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #6781
    We're not good at math, that's why we do this!
    — Jacob [2020-02-22]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #6780
    "My guess is cloaca." "You always say that!"
    — Ian and Heather
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #6779
    I got bad news: it's meat.
    — Graham [2020-02-22]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #6778
    It's a good thing we have Ian here.
    — Heather [2020-02-22]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #6777
    It was 2015, it was an entirely different time.
    — James [2020-02-22]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #6776
    No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art.
    — Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #6775
    Isn't it ironic that we killed a big dick and all got off 69?
    — Adam [2020-02-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #6774
    I don't see you flexing, so get shopping!
    — Serge [2020-02-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6773
    We can't sub ocean our way out of this problem...or can we?
    — Graham [2020-02-19]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #6772
    Let me get on my drama clothes.
    — Cameron [2020-02-18]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  20. #6771
    Bigger is better until it's too big.
    — Serge [2020-02-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6770
    I just collect items, I don't use them. What if I need them?
    — Heather [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6769
    We're not here to be good, we're here to be good enough.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6768
    Always remember to touch your spine.
    — TexanReverend [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #6767
    'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'
    — Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #6765
    If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry