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  1. #8252
    I'm constantly pissing off witches.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8251
    Even is clearly better then odd.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8250
    If we're anything here at Can't Draw Horses Club, it's not a lot.
    — Cori [2022-09-26]
    Music on Play it Forward
  4. #8249
    Your gut's an asshole!
    — Jacob, to Adam [2022-09-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  5. #8248
    Anything can be a weapon if you roll well enough.
    — Heather [2022-09-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  6. #8247
    Can a sandwich tell the future?
    — Paul [2022-09-24]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #8246
    Oh, that's going to happen isn't it. I'm still going to be working on Twitch when I'm 80.
    — Ian [2022-09-24]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #8245
    Nobody remembers what Ian says.
    — Heather [2022-09-23]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #8244
    All the funniest jokes can be found in books.
    — Paul [2022-09-23]
    Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
  10. #8243
    We're not here to win - we're here to complete all three quests in one go.
    — James [2022-09-22]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #8242
    This might be were the chicken poop comes in.
    — Paul [2022-09-21]
    Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
  12. #8241
    Maybe if I use a hint, I'll learn what feathers look like.
    — Cori [2022-09-20]
    Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe on Talking Simulator
  13. #8240
    Don't use the passive voice on me.
    — Serge [2022-09-20]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8239
    I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello.
    — Cori [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  15. #8238
    You can't be riding bareback in space.
    — Molly Lewis [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  16. #8237
    Come on down to our noiseaporium.
    — Molly [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  17. #8236
    I don't always get to play things but when I do, they're cats.
    — Kathleen, EDSC [2022-09-19]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #8235
    I'm fucking fantastic fun.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  19. #8234
    People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!
    — Jacob [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  20. #8233
    You're gonna run out of magic forgetty juice at some point.
    — Cori [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  21. #8232
    I'll just start yelling words you don't like.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  22. #8231
    'Lets pretend.' 'As we often do.'
    — Heather and Ian [2022-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  23. #8230
    Let's buy a backup Paul.
    — Serge [2022-09-16]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #8229
    Come for the Minecraft, stay for the dunks on capitalism!
    — Serge [2022-09-13]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8227
    Topographically, a donut is the same as a human being.
    — Cori [2022-09-12]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe