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  1. #8997
    Babies are the same as dogs.
    — Angel [2024-05-19]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  2. #8996
    I'm a big fan of edging.....the keyboard.
    — Wheeler [2024-05-19]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  3. #8995
    I'm just letting the bug bite me when it bites me.
    — Beej [2024-05-18]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  4. #8994
    Paul can yell at you now, everything is perfect!
    — Serge [2024-05-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  5. #8993
    In retrospect, that was a lot of beef.
    — Beej [2024-05-15]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  6. #8992
    I don't think I need more pornography, do I?
    — Beej [2024-05-15]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  7. #8991
    That's me: bulging straight.
    — Wheeler [2024-05-12]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  8. #8990
    Don't let Beej read your tea leaves.
    — Heather [2024-05-10]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #8989
    If there's a phrase I am known for, it's 'no new holes.'
    — Ian [2024-05-09]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #8988
    I think just piss. It has better mouthfeel.
    — Ian [2024-05-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  11. #8987
    How do you buy friends?
    — Wheeler [2024-05-05]
    Mahjong Soul on The Crapshoot
  12. #8986
    I'm the M.O.D.O.K of LRR.
    — Adam [2024-05-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8985
    I should name my pants.
    — Beej [2024-05-03]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  14. #8984
    I saw nuts hit pavement that's all I needed to see.
    — Heefnoff [2024-05-03]
    Killer Instinct on AFK
  15. #8983
    Nothing we say during Monikers leaves Monikers-land.
    — Ben [2024-05-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #8982
    I will stop saying Front butt if you stop saying south mouth.
    — Katrina, to Cori [2024-04-29]
    Art on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #8981
    The rules are simple: you may not suck.
    — James [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #8980
    I NEED THAT IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY!
    — Jacob [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #8979
    Now we're all late, clogged with fried cake.
    — Cameron [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #8978
    My face wants to leave my face.
    — Beej [2024-04-26]
    Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #8977
    What's the point of being a fucking queer if you can't talk about your feelings?
    — Wheeler [2024-04-26]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #8976
    If I had a time machine, I would prevent mayonaise.
    — Cameron [2024-04-23]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
  23. #8975
    'We're nominally smart people.''...sure.'
    — RebelliousUno and James [2024-04-23]
    Raft on Bonus Stream
  24. #8974
    What is your job if not curating the crimes?
    — Molly, to DandyGeek [2024-04-22]
    Music on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8973
    Sometimes you go to the store and you buy repercussions, and then you can hand them out to people.
    — Heather [2024-04-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight