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  1. #5741
    The Lube Suit--Taking you from friction to function in ten seconds or less.
    — Graham, In response to a Jackbox Party PAX prompt [2018-08-31]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5740
    Twitch chat is just as good as Google.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5739
    Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #5738
    Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  5. #5737
    Gender may live.... for now!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  6. #5736
    We'll destroy gender some other time.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  7. #5735
    I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  8. #5734
    Suppressing your feelings is for chumps!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  9. #5733
    Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  10. #5732
    I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  11. #5731
    I'm gonna go punch Santa!
    — Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  12. #5730
    Is it murder if I'm creating them also?
    — Paul [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  13. #5729
    It's a hodge podge of colours we got going on here.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  14. #5728
    Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #5727
    I am a real shaky boi.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  16. #5726
    If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon .
    — Adam [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5725
    I need someone to find and kill the wizard.
    — Serge [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #5724
    I never said I was a professional minecrafter.
    — James [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #5723
    Potions can't protect against embarrassment.
    — Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #5722
    Thank the patron saint of compound interest!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5721
    I'll say yes to whatever.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5720
    My teeth sense is tingling.
    — Heather [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5719
    DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES
    — OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5718
    Everybody likes some cronch in their sausage.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5717
    I hate when Twitch chat's right.
    — Adam [2018-01-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe