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  1. #6352
    What is dating, if not casing a person for future crime?
    — Paul [2019-08-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #6351
    If they resist the Beejdrop, it can be painful.
    — Paul [2019-08-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6350
    All relationships are essentially pirate ships.
    — Paul [2019-08-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6349
    He's not cool! He's just like me!
    — Cori [2019-08-21]
    Blush Blush on Now Kiss!
  5. #6348
    If brute force doesn't work you're not using enough of it.
    — Cameron [2019-08-20]
    Submachine on Talking Simulator
  6. #6347
    You think I was saying 'help' for fun?
    — Serge [2019-08-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6346
    Oh, My, God this sucks......MY BUTT!
    — Serge [2019-08-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6345
    They're so much fun, I love the tinkle.
    — Serge [2019-08-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6344
    All my friends are robots and I'm scared.
    — James [2019-08-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6343
    Reminder: Don't fall to your death.
    — Serge [2019-08-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6342
    I want to give the kraken a manicure.
    — Jacob [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6341
    I live my monkey's paw one finger at a time.
    — Ian [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6340
    Jacob, you like nice things too much.
    — Ian [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6339
    I can see that there's a failure there — you don't need to worry about that.
    — Dale [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6338
    You're the Team Leader of my heart!
    — Jacob, to Blake, as Nibbles [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6337
    I understand that treason can be fun, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum.
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-08-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6336
    He is the Boshy, he could probably do anything.
    — Heather, about Adam [2019-08-18]
    Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6335
    You aren't candy at all!
    — Alex [2019-08-18]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  19. #6334
    The only way to kill Beej is through senseless aggression.
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #6333
    Did you touch the ceremonial Vaseline?
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #6332
    Alright, this got weird. Perfect.
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #6331
    If you're cursed, it's your fault.
    — Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #6330
    It's not my fault I'm cursed! (It probably is.)
    — James [2019-08-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #6329
    Ben doesn't always have to be Betrayer-kun or whatever.
    — Kathleen [2019-08-15]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6328
    Bones and skins and whatnot.
    — James [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK