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  1. #6711
    I feel like James has been picked on enough.
    — Adam [2020-01-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  2. #6710
    F solves all our problems.
    — Foxmar320 [2020-01-17]
    Control on Play it Forward
  3. #6709
    52 months? That's a year in weeks of months.
    — Paul [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #6708
    Violence is boring.
    — Kathleen [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #6707
    Are you a bad enough dude to become the Jellicle Choice?
    — Kathleen [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6706
    If games were about playing optimally they wouldn't be called games. They'd be called work.
    — Ian [2020-01-15]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #6705
    THAT'S SO MANY BIRDS!
    — Graham and Alex, in unison [2020-01-15]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  8. #6704
    Julie's like a little freight train. A weird freight train that likes hentai.
    — Adam [2020-01-14]
    Daymare: 1998 on Let's NOPE
  9. #6703
    I should definitely investigate more manholes.
    — Cameron [2020-01-14]
    The Manhole on Talking Simulator
  10. #6702
    You don't want sweaty books.
    — Serge [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6701
    That worked perfectly....AGH!
    — James [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6700
    Ugh, why did I buy so many cans of green beer?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6699
    It's...*some* on fire.
    — Dale [2020-01-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6698
    Do any of you have the skills to know when a baboon has been drugged?
    — Dale [2020-01-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6697
    I would have to be in labour for 83 hours to bring home a bird.
    — Ian [2020-01-12]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #6696
    We need to listen to what it's saying, not the noises it's making.
    — Ian [2020-01-12]
    Neon FM on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #6695
    Streaming is just yelling the voice lines of the game you're playing.
    — Adam [2020-01-11]
    Persona 5 on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  18. #6694
    I think it's been five minutes and Savidan broke my brain already.
    — Crim Nguyen [2020-01-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6693
    Thanks for the tentacle... I guess...
    — Adam [2020-01-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #6692
    "Technically correct", the Adam Savidan Story.
    — Adam [2020-01-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #6691
    No this is a Top/Bottom situation.
    — Cameron [2020-01-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #6690
    Now to be perfectly fair, I didn't pay attention.
    — Cameron [2020-01-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #6689
    Math gets harder when you're on fire.
    — Heather [2020-01-09]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #6688
    I love my kung-fu brethren.
    — Ian [2020-01-08]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  25. #6687
    'It said don't fight it.' 'But what if we fought it?'
    — Paul and Serge [2020-01-08]
    Board Games on AFK