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  1. #6889
    I wasn't using my skin anyway!
    — Cameron [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  2. #6888
    How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?
    — Cori [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  3. #6887
    I like you textured.
    — James, to Serge [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6886
    Minecraft is a stupid idiot program.
    — James [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #6885
    I just like to cause trouble, as you may have noticed.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6884
    I wanna make a really stupid joke.
    — Jacob [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6883
    I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to definitely...panic.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6882
    I didn't hear what you said, but yes.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6881
    I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6880
    We'll be all square! Except cooler than square. We'll be round.
    — Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6879
    It doesn't matter what you do, just as long as people think you're cool.
    — Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6878
    Pants have never been a rule.
    — Graham [2020-04-06]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  13. #6877
    Take the cheese. Eat the cheese.
    — Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6876
    I wasn't being funny, I was asking you to not die.
    — Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6875
    I'm gonna come to your island and buy so many mums.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-04]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  16. #6874
    Second order of business, I have to figure out what to do with my life.
    — Serge [2020-04-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #6873
    For a short stream this is gonna be a long stream.
    — Graham [2020-04-03]
    Final Fantasy VII on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #6872
    Cask of Amontillado jokes will only get you so far.
    — Graham [2020-04-01]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  19. #6871
    I am DPSing the jellyfish.
    — Cameron [2020-03-31]
    Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
  20. #6870
    'Is there a strategy I should be using?' 'Don't get hit.'
    — Cameron and Adam [2020-03-31]
    Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
  21. #6869
    Minecraft isn't a game about stuff.
    — Serge [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Dice Friends
  22. #6868
    I'm not saying I'm right, I'm saying it's wrong.
    — James [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Dice Friends
  23. #6867
    I feel like I'm walking around cleaning up after my children.
    — Serge [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Dice Friends
  24. #6866
    Jacob is like Dale: he's very fair.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6865
    If you want to make it worse, just add Internet.
    — Ian [2020-03-29]
    None on Rhythm Cafe