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  1. #9056
    I would alt-F4, write a scathing steam review, then go to bed.
    — Adam [2024-07-19]
    ELDEN RING on Unknown
  2. #9055
    Get me photos of Smooth Blanka on my desk by Monday!
    — Cori [2024-07-18]
    Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
  3. #9054
    It's Kermit all over again!
    — Ben [2024-07-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Unknown
  4. #9053
    Put perishable on my butt.
    — Paul [2024-07-18]
    KeyWe on Unknown
  5. #9052
    You nailed Sexy Binturong!
    — Graham [2024-07-17]
    Special Events on Unknown
  6. #9051
    Today's word of the day is 'regret.'
    — James [2024-07-17]
    Special Events on Unknown
  7. #9050
    It shouldn't explode when you hit the ground.
    — SniperPumpkin [2024-07-16]
    Destiny 2 on Unknown
  8. #9049
    Look at me, confidently lying to chat.
    — Graham [2024-07-16]
    Destiny 2 on Unknown
  9. #9048
    Where is Sweden from?
    — Nelson [2024-07-16]
    Special Events on Unknown
  10. #9047
    This morning, my friend is Adam.
    — James [2024-07-16]
    Special Events on Unknown
  11. #9046
    What is wrong with your hole?
    — Serge [2024-07-15]
    Special Events on Unknown
  12. #9045
    Our hole is riddled with issues.
    — Graham [2024-07-15]
    Special Events on Unknown
  13. #9044
    I haven't tested the metallurgical properties of your mom.
    — Alex [2024-07-15]
    Special Events on Unknown
  14. #9043
    I love going down the horror hole.
    — Ben [2024-07-15]
    Special Events on Unknown
  15. #9042
    Why does this look like if Grimace was Sméagol?
    — Wheeler, on Graverler [2024-07-14]
    Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjou! on Is This Your Card?
  16. #9041
    I don't understand what that means but I'm going to assume that you're wrong.
    — Adam [2024-07-09]
    Crow Country on Let's NOPE
  17. #9040
    I was trying to make horse semen fit.
    — Beej [2024-07-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  18. #9039
    A blimp is just a flaccid zeppelin.
    — Alex [2024-07-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #9038
    Let's leave room for Napoleon.
    — Nelson [2024-07-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #9037
    Scorpions are long crabs.
    — Ian [2024-07-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  21. #9036
    I just did what the whale wanted.
    — Heather [2024-07-06]
    OlliOlli World on Bonus Stream
  22. #9035
    Spay and neuter your pets. And colleagues.
    — Cameron [2024-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #9034
    Never top a trampoline.
    — Cori and Heather, in agreement [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  24. #9033
    I remember my lessons! Sort of. Sometimes.
    — Heather [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  25. #9032
    You're right. No one is screaming.
    — Heather [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream