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  1. #6563
    Fire is coming out the butt, and only the butt. That's where you want the fire to come out of.
    — James [2019-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #6562
    James and Serge are the humaniest humans
    — Cameron [2019-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #6561
    Serge and James are straight-up the humaniest humans ever.
    — Cameron [2019-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #6560
    There was a fraction of a second where I thought I was hallucinating again.
    — Alex [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #6559
    Fudger's choice for me, thanks
    — Ian [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #6558
    Ben, you're killing me. Never stop.
    — Graham [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #6556
    Norman Reedus and the funky fetus
    — Graham [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #6555
    It was my first time and I wanted to do a good job.
    — Andrew, about intending to rent a tank for his Desert Bus driver intro [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #6554
    Adults are stupid.
    — Beej [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #6553
    I've been left in control of Chat, and I've been subjecting them to me.
    — Cameron [2019-11-10]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #6552
    Now is probably not a great time to mention I have a vertigo issue.
    — Wiggins, while spinning in place [2019-11-09]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #6551
    I'm helping!
    — Graham, helpfully [2019-11-09]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #6550
    Any colour can be sad if you try hard enough!
    — Jacob [2019-11-09]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #6549
    Roughage and black coffee, what could go wrong?
    — Kathleen [2019-11-09]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #6548
    You probably don't want to touch my body because it's all lubed up.
    — Beej [2019-11-09]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #6547
    I think it's very metal.
    — Graham, calmly and matter-of-factly [2019-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #6546
    How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
    — Graham [2019-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #6545
    Never cross the beards.
    — James [2019-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #6544
    I may have become.... a little stabbed.
    — Serge [2019-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #6543
    They have a plan and I have boundless energy so let's do this.
    — Serge
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #6542
    It's good words!
    — Serge [2019-11-07]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #6541
    Let's go collect some fingers!
    — Cori [2019-11-05]
    The Outer Worlds on Talking Simulator
  23. #6540
    Third gear is where I want to live my life.
    — Ian
    None on Let's NOPE
  24. #6539
    I'm actually really happy with the way this skin is peeling off.
    — Ian [2019-10-31]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #6538
    If you enjoy something, and want to realise why you're wrong and should actually hate that thing, just go to the subreddit for it.
    — Graham [2019-10-31]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus