Quotes – LRRbot

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#8855

It's not my fault.

— Heather, insistently and repeatedly [2023-11-29]
Board Games on AFK
#8854

Unfortunately, money is not monkey.

— Ben [2023-11-29]
Board Games on AFK
#8853

My orbs are a gift to the world.

— Serge [2023-11-28]
Death Must Die on Crossing the Streams
#8852

Wheeler is the most responsible streamer of all of us.

— Heather [2023-11-26]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8851

You can expose kids to fire, and that's okay.

— Heather [2023-11-24]
Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8850

Oh shit, where'd my brain go?

— Alex [2023-11-22]
Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
#8849

I'm just here to lend a certain chaotic "je ne sais quoi" to the proceedings.

— Kathleen [2023-11-20]
Republic of Jungle on Crossing the Streams
#8848

Anyone else want a faceful of air?

— Kathleen [2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8847

VST, what's my favorite memory?

— Carrie [2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8846

We should probably just say 'not a cult' after everything we do ever.

— James [2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8845

I don't need to win; I just need James to lose.

— Wiggins [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8844

I can't believe it's not cult!

— Graham [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8843

We're going in with big suck, right?

— Graham [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8842

You have a microphone, Graham, you can do anything with a microphone!

— Julie [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8841

I can't use my god hands on that egg!

— Ian [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8840

Does anyone want to play I've Got A Sword?

— Kathleen [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8839

This isn't the lost nut.

— Jacob [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8838

Be ready, youths; I'm coming for you and your opinions.

— Kathleen [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8837

All right, no one else likes food.

— Erika [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8836

If you'd like to ruin your life and start playing Final Fantasy XIV, let me know.

— Jacob, to Andy [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8835

I didn't think the cardboard would be this sticky.

— Jacob [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8834

Can I be dismissed to the ethereal plane?

— Jordan [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8833

(off-screen cackling)

— Jacob [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8832

In the past we've had news reporters come in. And none of them had to get fired in disgrace or anything.

— Kathleen [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8831

Join me, you'll never leave. Not a cult.

— TQ [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams