Quotes – LRRbot

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#8650

Those who beep-beep twice as hard beep-beep half as long.

— Cam [2023-09-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8649

Ooh, knife ghost!

— Heather [2023-09-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8648

I was born in the squeeze. Molded by it.

— Adam, as Magneto [2023-09-22]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
#8647

Let me tell you how much blood I have, if you need blood.

— Ian [2023-09-18]
Super Bomberman R 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8646

That was geniune; I just sound like that.

— Kathleen [2023-09-13]
Board Games on AFK
#8645

65 plus 38 is 73!

— Serge
Board Games on AFK
#8644

How do I disable tree heartbeat?

— Cori [2023-09-12]
Parkitect on Crossing the Streams
#8643

At least you all liked penis.

— Olivia [2023-09-11]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8642

Look at the chat, they're full of dumb ideas.

— Cori [2023-09-11]
Art on Is This Your Card?
#8641

I say a lot of things — I think that's what I'm known for.

— Ian [2023-09-04]
None on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8640

Please enjoy this cavalcade of hair.

— Graham [2023-09-02]
Just Chatting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8639

Okay, first order of business: Meow.

— Serge [2023-09-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8638

If I'm wrong, it's going to be hilarious.

— Serge [2023-08-29]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8637

What are you doing?! Stop doing that!

— Beej, calmly [2023-08-29]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8636

I often find myself thinking of Serge.

— Ben [2023-08-28]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#8635

Did you just exhaust yourself with your own shenanigans?

— Cori [2023-08-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8634

Food food food food yes yum.

— Wheeler [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8633

There's also a thing that's a thing.

— Kathleen [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8632

JUDGE! I wanna do something gross!

— Kathleen [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8630

The flavour is that it's good gameplay.

— Chris Mooney [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8629

You have to come by and say at least egg.

— Wheeler [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8628

I have to go collect a child. Hope it's mine.

— Graham [2023-08-25]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8627

I'm the only party member with a tongue.

— Cori [2023-08-24]
None on The Long Game
#8626

We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.

— Serge [2023-08-19]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8625

Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.

— Ian [2023-08-17]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry