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  1. #5840
    I'm so glad we didn't have to read a sex scene together.
    — Kathleen [2019-02-22]
    Worst Dating Sim on Now Kiss!
  2. #5839
    There's not a lot of things older then we are on the Internet.
    — James [2019-02-21]
    Games + Demos on Games of Chance
  3. #5838
    Most people don't know that goats can double jump in real life.
    — Paul [2019-02-21]
    Escape Goat on Games of Chance
  4. #5837
    if it's not fucking fun, why bother?
    — Adam [2019-02-20]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  5. #5836
    I know this is on me, and I'm trying to blame James.
    — Serge [2019-02-19]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  6. #5835
    Look how fucking anime all this hair is.
    — Adam [2019-02-19]
    Jump Force on New Day Tewsday
  7. #5834
    Am I the only one who's pants explode in the Nether?
    — Serge [2019-02-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #5832
    I've heard if you die in a disguise, you also die in real life.
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5831
    The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5830
    I've got a faceful of groin.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5829
    I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'
    — Serge [2019-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #5828
    Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.
    — Serge [2019-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #5827
    That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.
    — James [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  14. #5826
    We only remember the Memes.
    — Paul [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  15. #5825
    Right, Arcade mode, where if you die the game is just over.
    — Paul [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  16. #5824
    If Serge calls you "friend," that doesn't mean he doesn't have a crossbow pointed at you.
    — Paul [2019-02-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #5823
    Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!
    — Serge [2019-02-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #5822
    Imagine if people wore hats on their butt.
    — Alex [2019-02-13]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  19. #5821
    How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?
    — James [2019-02-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #5820
    Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.
    — Graham [2019-02-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  21. #5819
    You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.
    — Jacob [2019-02-12]
    Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
  22. #5818
    I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.
    — James [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #5817
    I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.
    — James [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5816
    How much of that Carpet is on fire?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5815
    You're getting oily today, Cameron.
    — Bengineering [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends