Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6790

I hate the universe and all of its messages!

— Serge [2020-02-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6789

It doesn't say anything about your butt, just your head.

— Nelson [2020-02-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6788

Take pride in your weirdness.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-02-26]
Board Games on AFK
#6787

Here's a thought, what if the cup's right?

— Adam [2020-02-25]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6786

I'm pretty good at translating minecraft James.

— RebelliousUno [2020-02-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6785

You're gonna have to be more specific, we have a lot of dumb ideas.

— Serge [2020-02-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6784

Give me some more transparent coffee!

— Ian [2020-02-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6783

I get to be anything I want at this table and for this show I need a six-pack!

— Beej [2020-02-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6782

Just heck up your throat and it does things.

— Graham [2020-02-22]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6781

We're not good at math, that's why we do this!

— Jacob [2020-02-22]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6780

"My guess is cloaca." "You always say that!"

— Ian and Heather
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6779

I got bad news: it's meat.

— Graham [2020-02-22]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6778

It's a good thing we have Ian here.

— Heather [2020-02-22]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6777

It was 2015, it was an entirely different time.

— James [2020-02-22]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6776

No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art.

— Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6775

Isn't it ironic that we killed a big dick and all got off 69?

— Adam [2020-02-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6774

I don't see you flexing, so get shopping!

— Serge [2020-02-19]
Board Games on AFK
#6773

We can't sub ocean our way out of this problem...or can we?

— Graham [2020-02-19]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6772

Let me get on my drama clothes.

— Cameron [2020-02-18]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6771

Bigger is better until it's too big.

— Serge [2020-02-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6770

I just collect items, I don't use them. What if I need them?

— Heather [2020-02-16]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6769

We're not here to be good, we're here to be good enough.

— Ian [2020-02-16]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6768

Always remember to touch your spine.

— TexanReverend [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6767

'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'

— Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6765

If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.

— Ian [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry