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  1. #6169
    Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.
    — Paul [2019-06-24]
    Stories Untold on Play it Forward
  2. #6168
    Together we're a genius!
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6167
    If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6166
    I'm perfect.
    — Heather [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #6165
    What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!
    — Serge [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6164
    We can love things we're not good at.
    — Adam Koebel [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #6163
    I might suck but I don't suck the most!
    — Bengineering [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #6162
    When you say 'no offence,' you mean offence.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #6161
    You'll be fine as long as you don't look at the ooze's Twitter account.
    — Adam Koebel [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #6160
    Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?
    — Serge [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #6159
    Do bees have emotions?
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #6158
    I wanna throw some mustard on this heal.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  13. #6157
    I've accepted death.
    — Graham [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #6156
    I would love to disengage from the badger.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6154
    Heather's probably the least cop person in this office.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #6153
    Don't do what we do. We're professionals.
    — James [2019-06-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #6152
    Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!
    — Heather [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #6151
    What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?
    — Paul [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #6150
    Humans are boring.
    — Paul [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #6149
    Gang Beasts is the most important game we've ever played, and ever will play.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  21. #6148
    Now is Cori's time to shine!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #6147
    The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  23. #6146
    The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  24. #6145
    This is my fault. I take responsibility for this.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  25. #6144
    I only owe Death five bucks.
    — Heather [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams