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  1. #9122
    Yes, yes, all of your problems too, but also MY problems!
    — Kathleen, as Chooha [2024-10-21]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #9121
    My brain is doing the brain thing that my brain does.
    — Az [2024-10-21]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  3. #9119
    It can't even get through the thin crevice flesh.
    — Matt [2024-10-19]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #9118
    Now he's caressing and feeling up the monitor.
    — Ben, about Matt
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #9117
    You can only do so many actions at once, and I chose gloating.
    — Heather [2024-10-16]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #9116
    I don't party hard enough to get everyone else hungover.
    — Cam, as Bophades [2024-10-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  7. #9115
    They play card games, they probably have a humiliation kink.
    — Wheeler [2024-10-13]
    TCG Card Shop Simulator on Is This Your Card?
  8. #9114
    Nothing's scarier than noises.
    — Heather [2024-10-12]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9113
    There's two holes, that's the problem.
    — Ian [2024-10-10]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #9112
    I'm gonna Kindness War the shit outta this.
    — Heather [2024-10-09]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #9111
    I mean this in the meanest possible way, but it feels like you learned this game from me.
    — Nelson [2024-10-09]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  12. #9110
    I'M OUT OF HOG!
    — Wheeler [2024-10-06]
    TCG Card Shop Simulator on Is This Your Card?
  13. #9109
    You no-sell your gaslighting so well.
    — Bengineering, to Cori [2024-10-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #9108
    I kinda want to meet this person just so I can seethe.
    — Nelson [2024-10-04]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  15. #9107
    All allergies have ADHD.
    — Ben [2024-10-03]
    Star Wars Outlaws on Play it Forward
  16. #9106
    Maybe butt stuff on the router is not a good call.
    — Ben [2024-10-01]
    Gone Golfing on Let's NOPE
  17. #9105
    I'm a very odd man, what can I say.
    — James [2024-10-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #9104
    I can't let anyone see me buying lentils, they might think I'm horny.
    — Graham [2024-09-30]
    The Jackbox Naughty Pack on Crossing the Streams
  19. #9103
    It's 1:45pm, do you know where your Horse hole is?
    — iris_of_ether [2024-09-30]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  20. #9102
    Nobody likes cherry. Get fucked, cherry.
    — James [2024-09-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #9101
    There is so much pumpkin in my nose.
    — Serge [2024-09-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #9100
    This madness is not just confined to us! Other people appreciate it!
    — Kathleen [2024-09-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #9099
    Do not attempt to involve yourself with the shark.
    — Ian [2024-09-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #9098
    If you planted a fucked up number of trees...
    — Alex [2024-09-25]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  25. #9097
    Well Quebec is a theme.
    — Adzy [2024-09-23]
    Just Chatting on Can't Draw Horses Club