baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
Earthenone: !findquote dew
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
baltimore_667083: !findquote crush
LRRbot: Quote #7483: "We're not here to be crushed by huge women, we're here to talk about feet!" —Kathleen [2021-01-30]
TheAinMAP: Signal
baltimore_667083: close enough
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: CONTACT
RockPusher: That is a fantastic cue name
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TheAinMAP:
dutchmoose: You don't hate jazz, you fear jazz, and it's lack of boundries
iris_of_ether: !findquote jazz
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
iris_of_ether: Aww
dutchmoose: confirmed LRR fears jazz
accountmadeforants: !findquote fear
LRRbot: Quote #1417: "I'm experiencing fear." —Graham [2014-01-17]
iris_of_ether: !findquote sax
iris_of_ether: Too many in too short a time, whoops
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: !findquote sax
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LathosTiran: !qdb
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offbeatwitch: Something happened here
SnackPak_:
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IanAllenBird: hello?
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TXC2: Cameron discovered hands ?
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TehAmelie: hello talk fans
offbeatwitch: yeah!! woo!!
SnackPak_: living the dream
TXC2: !addquote (Cameron) [now] I feel like I owe you an explanation chat.
LRRbot: New quote #9273: "I feel like I owe you an explanation chat." —Cameron [2025-03-11]
iris_of_ether:
danielsolisgames: Pog for Brecht
iris_of_ether: Huh
ElektroTal: what do you do if you wrote a play based in a church and never went to church
TXC2: !patreon
TehAmelie: i just realized the old show Alien Nation is a pun about alienation
iris_of_ether: I was only a band nerd
ElektroTal: cause as a hindu it doesn't come up often
SnackPak_: neat
IanAllenBird: oh
iris_of_ether: oh no
TXC2:
so Ian is not a vampire then 
ElektroTal: i could write about church, but then it would get real hindu-y, lol.
ElektroTal: anyway, i'm gonna meditate on this later, but you should rerail to the show at hand =)
SquareDotCube: certainly heard CHVRCHES
TXC2:
ElektroTal based on my experience, as long as a bunch of white people sing out of tune a bunch, no one will tell the difference 
RockPusher: Twu Wuv!!!
Nigouki: "I've seen church service" - Warhammer fan
iris_of_ether: As a kid I had to up my daydreaming game during sermons lol
iris_of_ether: Gee I wonder why I drifted away
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iris_of_ether: (There were other reasons)
TehAmelie: i've been through many church services, weddings and funerals and i still feel i'm expected to follow a script no one has shared with me
lkt3190: Moby Dick is great. I forgot how homo erotic it is.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Imagine telling a parable about getting eaten by a whale with Ahab around
TXC2:
TehAmelie that's me at any time or place 
TehAmelie: i mean, yeah
TehAmelie: but in church they're strict about it
TXC2: TehAmelie yeah, they sure are
iris_of_ether: I got invited to a Catholic wedding and breathed the biggest sigh of relief that I didn't have to come up with a reason to duck out of communion (they don't give to non Catholics I guess)
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know Chick Tracts got mainstream when they started issuing alt covers
TXC2: Jesus Chirst, the punkest monkey that ever popped
TehAmelie: in a row?
iris_of_ether: So my husband went with his high school friend to a church at a tourist attraction. He wore yellow cat eye contacts and got angry stared at the entire sermon
ElektroTal: the only times i've been to a church were for boy scouts or for white people weddings, and like, white people weddings are bizarre and kinda dull, and often way shorter than i expect
RockPusher: A horse named Cadillac
kumatsu: my mom's horse has stepped on her SO many times
Bruceski: @iris_of_ether I went to Scouts in a Mormon troop when I wasn't. They were cool with it, but one time they had a visiting guest who decided "let's pick the guy trying not to be noticed to do the opening prayer." That was a fun game of trying not to invoke Jesus without it being obvious I wasn't trying not to invoke Jesus, but the people who noticed understood why.
baltimore_667083: this is why I didn’t become a bull rider
LithelyUnshod: @ElektroTal As a white people whose dad officiated weddings: that can vary wildly, but likely not as much as I think.
kumatsu: and she doesn't get why I don't want to do anything that involves physically handling it
Nigouki: the one actual real "No steppy"
danielsolisgames: Don't let baby chickens near horses.
ElektroTal: i feel like getting stepped on by a horse would basically end me
RockPusher: Horses: not even once
iris_of_ether: @bruceski oh no
GhostValv:
SquareDotCube: And they bred Frisian horses to do that on purpose
ElektroTal: @LithelyUnshod yeah, i officiate weddings a lot in my capacity as a priest, so i've since seen a lot of christian and secular weddings
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PorpoisesUnknown: Just bit off 3 of my own fingers to prove Cam correct
iris_of_ether: I liked the music
danielsolisgames: Church is just very specific trivia club.
Bruceski: @iris_of_ether More awkward in the moment than the long term, but it was quite awkward in the moment. I was at that age where I didn't want to just go along with stuff but also wasn't willing to say "pick someone else please."
baltimore_667083: I remember my Sunday school we got a chocolate bar for memorizing the apostles creed
ElektroTal: memorizing verses is a big thing in basically every religious tradition i've been a part of or studied. i'm a big fan, lol
CaptainSpam: If you memorize all of Psalms correctly, you get a trophy. If not, you get eternal damnation. It's a simple concept!
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] You can win at church.
LRRbot: New quote #9274: "You can win at church." —Cori [2025-03-11]
PorpoisesUnknown: Church is the weirdest book club invented
SnackPak_: I can get good grades in church?
baltimore_667083: I think I got it once and never ate it
iris_of_ether: That's legit @bruceski
NovaSpecter: you can win at Sunday school
jovens_v: getting stepped on your toes by a horse is gonna leave a blue toe for a few weeks atleast
ElektroTal: you're lucky i'm not in voice right now, cause i have SO MUCH to say about this topic
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm definitely like Bronze 3 on the Heaven rankings
Jasoman: Religion is just over engineered book clubs.
danielsolisgames:
They tried to make me go to sunday school once. I was already bad about doing regular school homework. When I realized the sunday school had no authority or consequences, they were cooked.
TXC2:
horus
ElektroTal: i LOVE manicheism
RockPusher: That's Heresy!
ElektroTal: *jumps up and down yelling pick me pick me*
ElektroTal: Cam, i literally just did 4 hours on the history of christianity and japan and its impact on video games, i am so here for this
Wolfstrike_NL: Do we need to schedule a bonus stream with Shivam?
TehAmelie: i remember a news story about a woman who farted real loud during her wedding. that's probably heresy right
noSmokeFire: Joan of Arc was executed for not eating her vegetables
TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL always
Nigouki: which is the one Newton liked?
itsaysTRUENO: the documentary video game Blasphemous
TehAmelie: she immediately died of a heart attack so clearly the Lord disapproved
CaptainSpam: Great Cod Cove! The best fishing simulator in the... wait, what?
danielsolisgames: Oh Grod
Lord_Hosk: GRuor geuy gooo
jovens_v: grow a great god oh yeah
Laserbeaks_Fury: Grob Gob Glob Grod
ElektroTal: Monism?
Redbassist: Trips G
Nigouki: it was fascinating to learn "no, Newton was SUPER religious, but he would have still been hella blasphamer cuz out of line with the church"
Lord_Hosk: How many times has calculus been invented?
Nigouki: or alchemy!
SquareDotCube: typical authoritarian jocks beating up the math nerd
TehAmelie: didn't he come up with all that stuff about gravity by translating some Arabic books?
ghizmou: he was also a huge bully
Nigouki: ooooh, Big Hat!
ElektroTal: this is literally my favorite topic, to the point of being a Capitalized Special Interest, lol
iris_of_ether: This is my favorite stream where I only get 75% of the references
LordZarano: i did a thing tested the carrot fingers thing
niccus: fellow traveller strikes back
LukeIsStrange: We had a lot of fun here at Loading Ready Run but now we have to play Game
LithelyUnshod: @TehAmelie Only if it was intentional
Laserbeaks_Fury: I always read that as Groove and think this is a rhythm game
TheAwkes: Fellow Traveler making another appearance here.
CaptainSpam:
@LordZarano You got your fingers bit off by a horse? Well, props for dedication to science, at least! 
accountmadeforants: Buckminster Fuller had like half a good idea and immediately skipped to the slightly nuts bit. (But he did come up with the word Tensegrity, so there's that. He also came up with like five other words that refer to tension that didn't catch on, but still.)
TXC2: never how look invert
RockPusher: Yes, Ian, Y Look Invert‽
SnackPak_:
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes
Redbassist:
iris_of_ether:
ElektroTal: A10 Tank Killer
ElektroTal: Wing Commander!
TXC2: brrrrrrrt
SquareDotCube: Apache Longhow
SnackPak_: oh baby, A10 tank killer
Kentosaurus: inverted y look is essential
Gaelan_Maestro: duke nukem og
RockPusher:
Just because it is justifiable doesn't make it any less wrong
CaptainSpam: Yes inverted Y, dangit! Gotta get your Descent in.
iris_of_ether: King's Quest, YDKJ, Myst....
accountmadeforants: Honestly, I'm always flip-flopping between inverting both X and Y on joysticks. I might just not like joysticks very much.
Nigouki: Vice City helicopter mission on PC with keyboard only
LukeIsStrange: I'm one of the rare breed that was born this millenium but had Sonic 1 as their first game
TehAmelie: i think i learned to love the inverted Y from F-Zero
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1 ping only
TXC2: Nigouki monster
iris_of_ether: Oh yeah we also won a trip to DC with Sim City 2000 I guess
LithelyUnshod: I played Civ 1 and Commander Keen
Kentosaurus: just get a 9V battery
SquareDotCube: Oh and the rad thing about Apache Longbow is if you hit F1 you'd just bring up the whole manual, not a help dialog
bytecaster: For legal reasons, licking the battery was a joke
CaptainSpam: But if you do it with a battery, you don't get the thrill of licking train tracks!
Lord_Hosk: So video games
TXC2: in minecraft
LukeIsStrange: Licking the electrical fence
dutchmoose: I once hung a wet pool towel over an electric fence once it was funny
iris_of_ether: I am like 90% sure I told the story of an engineer misdesigning his own electric fence on an early Horse Club...
LukeIsStrange: Dont have fun with the electrics kids, especially if you subbed to the channel!
IanAllenBird: lmao
Nigouki: we tried
iris_of_ether: He forgot to pulse the power
iris_of_ether: And then had less pigs I think
bytecaster: Did the fence glow?
IanAllenBird: oh nooo
accountmadeforants:
Redbassist:
SquareDotCube: and a lot more bacon
TeodorantZMX: hello cool dudes and duddettes
iris_of_ether:
zelukester: one hogject
TXC2: hello TeodorantZMX welcome
RockPusher: Less. Pig.
Nigouki: ah so that's how the black forest ham is made
Lord_Hosk: 1 grill mark
iris_of_ether: Pretty sure, Cam. Pretty sure
TXC2: the mass of the pigs remained the same, but there was less pig
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RockPusher: A pile of pre-cooked sausages in the corner of the sty
TXC2: Hello Raiders
Nigouki: not the pickle holiday lights?
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raideers
NotCainNorAbel: we did that in physics class, for lunch
iris_of_ether: We did the glowing pickle in chem class too!
SquareDotCube: we did the vandergraff generator experiment
niccus: reminds me of the each-dot-is-thousand-hog map
Kentosaurus: perpendicular to wind
Redbassist:
NotCainNorAbel: a good drill for the end of the day
Nigouki: the old Trench trick of screaming GAAAAAAAAAAS to exhale?
accountmadeforants: Amps and volts combined kill you. 1 million amps at 1 millivolt is highly unlikely to hurt you.
zelukester: oh NO
RockPusher:
TehAmelie: we all held hands in a line with one student touching a tesla coil. i think the teacher didn't really know what would happen but we were happy to help her find out
Nigouki: D:
bytecaster: Glow in the dark fish!
Lord_Hosk: Science never sucks.... It displaces.
TXC2: good lord
iris_of_ether: Cooooool
accountmadeforants: 🕳️
Jillexie: Cool!
zelukester: that was a choice for sure
SnackPak_: rad
NotCainNorAbel: that will keep you off the sub list
Scrubbodiestobears: science is fun and safe!
TXC2: were they trying to get fired?
TehAmelie: hmm what is a good container for burning white phosphorus?
bytecaster: Safety third!
CaptainSpam: Now that's a cool substitute teacher!
Gaelan_Maestro: i once had a whole house current flow through me due to faulty wiring, i ended up on my asss across the room
Jillexie: I mean, I almost poisoned myself via hydrogen sulfide in an unwise chemical reaction I did in Grade 11 chemistry.
accountmadeforants: A megaphone with a tongue?
Nigouki: is that a honk?
TehAmelie: game needs to let you tilt your head from side to side, not just shake and nod
Redbassist: 👄
IanAllenBird: oh ok this company made smile for me, I felt like the style was familiar
TXC2: megaphone with lips, so it can say plosives
accountmadeforants:
GapFiller: the sign does say SILLY HATS ONLY
TehAmelie: that man loves his boat
bytecaster: All praise to Megapon!
TXC2:
oh my dyslexia looooves this font
Redbassist: ^
Dog_of_Myth:
bytecaster: Twitter is a write-only medium after all
Sethalidos: not right now
LukeIsStrange: I dont wanna suck on them D:
jovens_v: say what now
TehAmelie: anchors aweigh? no no, asuck
Sethalidos: Twitter is down due to DDOS
TXC2: lubber is just a coruption of lover
bytecaster: Is this ... Justice?
LukeIsStrange: Finally.. I'm free
TXC2: hackers are hitting shitter hard
TehAmelie: in my language it's land crab, with the implication you're bad at walking
kumatsu: in Minecraft
iris_of_ether: Almost like gutting the entire company had negative repercussions. *Looks into camera*
bytecaster: Do I get a bonus if he cries while in the oval office?
Lord_Hosk: 10 USD or 10 CAD?
Xerodin: fairly certain the money has to go to one of his parents
TXC2: remember: Nothing LRR says or does in legally binding or enforceable
OldUncleDan: Tu'Pacalypse?
TXC2: Lord_Hosk 10 Zimbabwean dollars
Redbassist: 👉👈
kumatsu: might i suggest grapefruit rind
iris_of_ether: And ozone
TXC2: vodka has flavour ?
gsyhiap: @TXC2 It will do when Cam's done with it
accountmadeforants: So, vodka flavoured like the inside of a toad's mouth? It might sell
kumatsu: in a hazing thing many years ago, we tried cooking scrambled eggs using a grapefruit rind as a bowl, and it's definitely the closest to battery acid I've tasted
TXC2: gsyhiap fair
bytecaster: Is this what happens when you privatize the postal service?
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster Nah, mail is ostensibly still being delivered
iris_of_ether: There's that whole Tumblr thread about everyone who put sour strings candy into energy drinks and called it battery acid
Bugberry: kind of Don't Starve esque
accountmadeforants: @iris_of_ether Battery Acid Spaghetti, a classic
TheAwkes: Collagepunk...?
iris_of_ether: "Don't"
TXC2: isn't all of tumblr just "don't do this" ?
iris_of_ether: You're not wrong
TehAmelie: it's a lot of cute cat pictures
bytecaster: They should have instead recommend doing it, so I can never ever do it because now it has been overhyped.
accountmadeforants:
(Summarizing that massive chain of messages, "don't do this" 
)
accountmadeforants: "My weak little coward of a crush" hell yeah
iris_of_ether:
Nigouki: anything that "forms a skin" should not be drank
Bugberry: no one expects the romantic inquisition.
IanAllenBird: oof
HorusFive: Ma'am, please, this is a public bridge-way
accountmadeforants: Supposedly it becomes kinda slimey and forms a skin, yeah
gsyhiap: There's so much hubris in that one little thread
iris_of_ether: That is fascinating and horrifying
TXC2: "I got a crush on you so big it might end the universe"
bytecaster: I always wanted to have indestructible bubbles inside my stomacvh.
TXC2: show the crushing you cowards!
bytecaster: I know where the beach ball is, quick, open Arena!
UtilityPunk:
I ain't seen a beach ball in ages
IanAllenBird: ack
gsyhiap: Uhhhh
bytecaster: We must save the pup!
HorusFive: Found the entrance to the sub-ocean
UtilityPunk:
Doggo waiting for rescue like 
TehAmelie: i wish i had subtitles so i could talk like that
Lysander_salamander: hello everybody!
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
HorusFive: Little bit of fear in a healthy relationship
Lysander_salamander: I wonder what the process is for devs, to figure out what noises a character makes when they speak.
accountmadeforants: Oh no
bytecaster: The "Moby Dick in the Cave" if you will
TXC2:
is this story a metaphor for Chornobyl?
accountmadeforants: I like nunbirdbot enjoying a hotdog.
Lysander_salamander:
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
iris_of_ether: It looks like it's from _Breakfast of Champions_. I definitely read it, I definitely don't remember that part, but it definitely feels like that book
TXC2: Furry suits are expensive, don't judge
accountmadeforants: How do they not hit the fan
accountmadeforants: Never mind
iris_of_ether: Cat's Cradle sticks with you
Awaiko: Good morning chat! I hope you are all well today.
TXC2: hello Awaiko welcome
bytecaster: I always wannted to be a yam!
TXC2:
"what does God need of a human?"
LithelyUnshod: Yam? Secret Sleepover mentioned
ArcOfTheConclave: are we Echo?
HorusFive: @TXC2 Why would god need a spaceship either
Lysander_salamander: so we're like Echo, that needs to hear words in order to speak them?
empyreon:
sum
TehAmelie: can i be an okra? i always wanted to know more about okra
TXC2: HorusFive exactly
accountmadeforants: Ah, dangeroussy
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: nice
iris_of_ether: Cori
TehAmelie: i bet someone already has panties that say Dangerussy
Lysander_salamander: let's use slang from the entire history of spoken word I guess
TXC2: Lysander_salamander 10-4 me harties
TXC2: !break
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TehAmelie: sounds horrorshow
GapFiller: cant remember we havent beaten 1000sRESIST have we
Juliamon: nope
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TehAmelie: (why stop at real history when we can also use fictional slang)
Juliamon: ooh Oh Deer
TXC2: TehAmelie gonna bring in all the Farscape slang
TehAmelie: i'm gonna make burrito forks catch on!
TehAmelie: it means hands
dutchmoose: dang this is a track
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2:24 from now).
TehAmelie: a whole bop, indubitably
Lysander_salamander: oh right it's tuesday
Lysander_salamander: my brain is in a scrambles
TXC2: a banger, as the kids who are now probably 20 used to say
Lysander_salamander: groovy
ShaneLeeAtk: Can confirm, TXC2.
GapFiller: !ppr
jessicaengle: I could never tell the difference between a banger, a rager, and a bop.
GapFiller: lookin it up rn and based on the schedule (and some other info) the nxt PPR shd be Tarkir Dragonstorm at the end of the month right
GapFiller: (obv this is guess work in the absence of anything official yet)
jessicaengle:
Oh, this one's a bloop I guess
Juliamon: I try not to pay attention until the announcement
dutchmoose: These sets are coming out way too fast and I don't know if its me or WotC
CaptainSpam: Woah, a Two Point Museum stream coming up? Crap, that reminds me, I still need to finish Two Point Campus...
TXC2: it's 300000% WotC
dutchmoose: I never got a chance to even hold Foundations cards and we have a new set in six weeks like
TXC2: there's SIX standard legal sets this year
GapFiller: Juliamon sensible (this is mainly me rooting around to outta break boredom)
TXC2: and we're back
Lysander_salamander: nice
TXC2: CAMERON!
mister_nibbles: cameron pls
jessicaengle: uhhh
Lysander_salamander: un-soaked?
Nigouki: Sachiel
Lysander_salamander: someday I should watch Evangellion, but I don't think I'm in the right headspace for it at the moment
mister_nibbles: come on down to evangelion, we have shinji's mom and shinji's mom and shinji's mom and shinji's mommy
TXC2:
Shinji's mom? they're all just Shinji's mom, that's all I know
dutchmoose: I don't think you could ever be in the right headspace at all
Lysander_salamander:
TehAmelie: you can get very different things out of it depending on your mood
mister_nibbles:
no actually
kumatsu: I've owned End of Evangelion on DVD for 15 years and still never seen it
Bugberry: I watched the 3rd Rebuild movie on release but only watched the last one last year, and it was worth it.
mister_nibbles:
are we talking about romantasy?
HatsWearCats: Hi guys just tuning in what's happening....oh
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
UtilityPunk: So is this eldritch animal crossing?
snowewolf: has Taking sim played Beacon Pines ?
TXC2: hello HatsWearCats welcome
Lysander_salamander: oh, she's in a MLM
TXC2: maybe Prozac, or zoloft? or Xanex >
iris_of_ether: Axoloftl
snowewolf: Beacon pains is a 6 hour game depending on how fast you play but it is very Story Driven
Sethalidos: Cam, no
IanAllenBird: bad
Lysander_salamander: very slow?
mister_nibbles: listen if i had a choice on how i vomited, birdo would be near the top of the list
snowewolf: Dislocating your jaw to regurgitate like an owl
HatsWearCats: Actually, Talking Sim should play You Will (Not) Remain, it's free on steam and I helped play test it.its got a dog(?)
ShaneLeeAtk: Doki Doki Panic?
niccus: indiscrete? a continuous pellet?
Lysander_salamander: just launching it, like a b-b gun
accountmadeforants: Maybe the battery acid spaghetti will help you form a pellet.
Nigouki: the world should stop vomit-shaming
accountmadeforants: @Nigouki The rich tried that in the Roman empire, it didn't go so well.
IanAllenBird: can you tell the dog good job
Lysander_salamander: oh, an attractive skeleton. Nice.
Bugberry: mitternacht, or midnight
TXC2: lot going on with this character
accountmadeforants: Thanks mom
iris_of_ether: Only when experiencing celiac food poisoning lol
Lysander_salamander: will we need to rap-battle her?
TXC2: hog-mid = just lying in your own muck ?
iris_of_ether: I'm settling for Hog-Moderate
TXC2: !findquote hog
LRRbot: Quote #9268: "I just want to get my hog as big as possible." —Wheeler [2025-03-03]
TehAmelie: i'm reaching for hog-dialed
WalrusOntheCourt: "Scrambled Legs" is a 9.
Lysander_salamander: I enjoy these unique turns-of-phrases
snowewolf: i was just looking at the steam page for the publisher of Beacon Pines and its the one as Great God Grove- i did not plan that when recommending
TehAmelie: is she crying bubblegum soda?
Lysander_salamander: very colorful metaphor
niccus: if you can't settle on wild or mild, you might have to hedge-hog
TXC2: "what if we called them hog-dogs?" he said, after a long drag of cannabis
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WalrusOntheCourt: Tragedy 2 Electric Bugaloo
TXC2: (that was a joke, I don't actually smoke......any more)
snowewolf: Smashing ? hhhmmm
itira: D:
TXC2: what do you mean won't ?
Juliamon: What if we WANT that? Asking for a friend.
snowewolf: those hands
shushu2539: use the dog as a plank
IanAllenBird: dang
Feriority: I think your thing is full?
arcaede_: full up
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: nice
Juliamon: ooooh
Lysander_salamander: oh
TXC2: oh my
Nigouki: flawless
IanAllenBird: Yay~
empyreon: YES
Nigouki: 90s CGI logo into actual puppets? perfection
UtilityPunk: Oh hey, this is like the cutscenes from Control
TehAmelie: are we going to the Holy Mountain?
Awaiko: I've had the stream on Mute (I'm in another meeting), and the closed captions are absolutely wild!
Lysander_salamander: now, is this actual puppetry or is this animated?
Amentur: I miss Threshold Kids
gualdhar: I just got here, is this a fever dream or a bad mushroom trip?
TXC2: UtilityPunk control! that was the game, thank you
Sethalidos: uh wat
snowewolf: fuck this is too much my aesthetic getting hit with the Serotonin
TXC2: change places, like musical chairs
NotCainNorAbel: subtle
Nigouki: is this just the Door of Guf open during an Impact?
Lysander_salamander: nice
NapalmSideburns: Aw shucks indeed
OminouslyOminous: Puppet lore is best lore
TXC2: would the rift not closing make everyone gods?
Lysander_salamander: great stuff
Bugberry: @TXC2 if everyone is a god, no one is.
TXC2: Bugberry exactly
LeeshaJoy: The new Don't Hug Me I'm Scared looks great
Bruceski: Cosplay identified for the next Talking Sim?
Bugberry: they touched grass so we don't have to.
blepharic:
Puppets are great 
Lysander_salamander: ok
TehAmelie: the apotheosis of the proletariat?
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Lysander_salamander: we got ourselves a genuine catboy here.
TehAmelie: i wish Razzmatazz had a bigger part in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
GapFiller: Morty
Lysander_salamander: there's an old-wive's tale that domestic turkeys are so dumb that if they look up during a rainstorm they'll drown.
spethycakes: Oh, Boo-Boo Bemmon
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
accountmadeforants: Praise the God of Middle Management, Inspekta!
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
... what in the world is this?
Lysander_salamander: what a poison-pen
Lysander_salamander: a nasty tumblrina with a callout post
shushu2539: make milldread great with a human sacrifices, sounds familiar
kusinohki: meows
Lysander_salamander: spring seems to be sprunging
accountmadeforants: A truly deceitful dog
Lysander_salamander: I like the scare chord
UtilityPunk: Rabbits with menacing auras
GapFiller: Maize Maze!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
GapFiller: sooo Marc Carney eh
GapFiller: those a totally Gurren Lagann shades aint they
Lysander_salamander: so close
Lysander_salamander: nice
accountmadeforants: This ritual sacrifice is ACCEPTABLE
GapFiller: havent we met this fella on Qwerpline
IanAllenBird: I can't imagine all that dust contributes to smooth blood
snowewolf: 90 years human sacrifice
Lysander_salamander: sir you have no ass
goombalax: His brain was completely smooth
accountmadeforants: The cycle of violence must end, Saul is riding the cycle of violence. It's got training wheels, but still.
RandomTrivia:
IanAllenBird: meow....
Lord_Hosk: Meow not a traditional
Lysander_salamander: oh, you can use 'rough' on the smooth priest?
IanAllenBird: uhoh
CaptainSpam: UM.
accountmadeforants:
GapFiller: accountmadeforants maybe Saul shd trade it in for a one wheel cycle
AtomicAlchemical:
Can't imagine a better stream to tune into on a sick day than Talking Sim playing GGG 
CaptainSpam: Look, pee is very vital to a functional human being.
AtomicAlchemical:
Love you so much P
Bugberry: filth frenke
spethycakes: P is mostly water, and humans are mostly water. Therefore, by the transitive property....
RandomTrivia: I will never quite get accustomed to the Simlish-style "voice acting"
accountmadeforants: Maybe they'll get a U so they can be poo instead of pee
spethycakes:
@shushu2539 
Bugberry: @RandomTrivia Splatoon has my favorite version of that style, since they tend to sound like how water-dwelling creatures would sound.
Lysander_salamander: here we are, being Rattotoskyr
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Is the bakery run by a Picasso?
empyreon:
Lysander_salamander: yayyyy
Lysander_salamander: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: I love hearing the BGC originals and their remixes back-to-back or close together, it highlights the remixes nicely
Lysander_salamander: mmm corn jam
MAPBoardgames: Threshold Kids has really gone down in the 4th season.
Juliamon: oh no, I went to go heat up dinner and I'm missing more puppets!
Lysander_salamander:
Lysander_salamander: wow
spethycakes: I mean this in the best way: this game feels like a fever dream
accountmadeforants:
GapFiller: Geoff Keighley eat yr heart out
accountmadeforants: @GapFiller I don't know, I would've liked a few trailers for gods that haven't been released yet
RandomTrivia: Wait are they saying their names in lots of different accents?!
Lysander_salamander:
GapFiller:
Krezoro: Saul sorta sounds like the dog toy squicky chickens
Metonymic_Human: Now, I just got here but it looks like we are in the town from Cult of the Lamb but we're one of the cultists. Fascinating.
Juliamon: Oh, it's much more fucked up than CotL
Metonymic_Human: @juliamon It would certainly appear so. Neat!
amegia1: GGG is a testament to the age-old tradition of doing anything for a futch baddie
Lysander_salamander: smash that pumpkin
amegia1: Also another game that gives you achievements for listening to women
Lysander_salamander: mmmm lipstick
Azralorne: I'm pretty sure I've seen Cori eat lipstick
Azralorne: You can't prove I haven't 😂😂
accountmadeforants: Oh, that turned out way better than expected
Lysander_salamander: or like, something made by Ami Yumi
Metonymic_Human: Now is the lipstick the filling or the crust. I would assume the filling?
Azralorne: Lipstick Pie gives me grunge lesbian rock band vibes
accountmadeforants: Lipstick Inc is what the band renamed themselves to after Lipstick Pie's success
Azralorne: QUOTE HER
Coloneljesus: you're pro suck?
Azralorne: DO IT
RandomTrivia:
baltimore_667083: I too am pro suck
AtomicAlchemical: Ain't that just the way
Bugberry: Okami had pretty good voices like this.
Marvoleath: 98 de-grease, or 2% milk?
AtomicAlchemical: Oh Cori... none of these gods are in the closet
Metonymic_Human: Ooh I do not like that voice noise. It feels itchy.
itira:
Lysander_salamander: aw she's cute
Lysander_salamander: clown on the cob
Lysander_salamander: Jam?
Dog_of_Myth: Blood for the cob god
Lysander_salamander: yay
CaptainSpam: Crows fear no man or god.
empyreon: those names are PERFECT, Bronch
Lysander_salamander: aw
BrowneePointz: Oh this game!
hackingducks: i love this game... i'd hate playing it myself, but watching it has been endlessly amusing.
BrowneePointz: The Visuals KINDA make me think of a 2D Psychonauts
BrowneePointz: does that make sense?
Juliamon: Oh def
Juliamon: also a dash of Mutazione
hackingducks: i was thinking Cult of the Lamb
hackingducks: there was also a survival game... i forget its name, but you were a paper cutout running from horrors...
Juliamon: Don't Starve
hackingducks: yeah that's the one
BusTed:
TheAinMAP:
GapFiller:
!?
Lysander_salamander: full of fiber
Lysander_salamander: oh we have to juice it maybe?
Lysander_salamander: oh
Metonymic_Human: Huh. It really was the friends we made along the way.
Marvoleath: The real blood was the friendship we made along the way?
accountmadeforants: Turns out blood is not thicker than the friends we made along the way
Metonymic_Human: I might convert to a jam-based religion.
Lysander_salamander:
Marvoleath:
RandomTrivia: Oh neat, I've never made that connection
AtomicAlchemical: The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
TehAmelie: the blood of friendship is thicker than the water bottles we drank on the way
Metonymic_Human: Hallelujah it's raining jam
dutchmoose: Slayer
mister_nibbles: slayer
Coloneljesus: slayer
CaptainSpam: I think Slayer.
Lysander_salamander: It's raining jam. Halleluja
EvilBadman: Slayyyyyer
mister_nibbles: real answer: guitar hero 3 lol
Coloneljesus: it was guitar hero
Marvoleath: "it wasn't a blood harvest, we just made a barbecue" - corporate asks you to find the difference
Lysander_salamander: oh, you're the godpoke because you're herding the gods
DoodlestheGreat: "It hurts when I do this." "The don't do that."
Bugberry: I don't see horror movies but loved Nosferatu
Lysander_salamander: I've not read the book it was based on
snowewolf: Jam for the Jam god, bread for the bread throne !
Bugberry: anime that have live-action segments are always fun too.
Lysander_salamander: noted
Bugberry: The Nier anime had puppets, so that's video game adjacent.
niccus: starstruck gets close with clay figures and models
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Orestes290: Well there's your problem...
Luminaire_p: Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival...
Lysander_salamander: guts
RandomTrivia:
EvilBadman: All I had to day was acid
TehAmelie: is it because of Friday Nights? see because you're a star
AtomicAlchemical:
puppets
Marvoleath: blood sacrifice, known to be kid friendly
AtomicAlchemical: Uhhhhhh
AtomicAlchemical: Uhhhhhhhhhh maybe talk with your kids about some of the later stuff. It can get... very kinky
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (32m from now).
Lysander_salamander: Last of the folks over there
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cube with Graham & Wheeler.
EvilBadman: Maybe vintage cube
CaptainSpam: But this IS the schedule, we're checking it now!
Lysander_salamander: neat
Juliamon: That is what he's said
DoodlestheGreat: Ian said he's going to fix your Wacom.
Marvoleath: !schedule
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Lysander_salamander: add a battery pack?
CaptainSpam: Oh, right, the wireless dongle. I keep forgetting my Wacom has one of those...
DoodlestheGreat: You stack them lands.
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream! Always appreciated
goombalax: oh god kitten game
e_bloc: yeah isn't it a lot like cultist simulator
KeytarCat: I've been playing kittens for months!
Marvoleath:
TheAinMAP:
spethycakes:
Thank you for stream!
RandomTrivia:
spethycakes: all bark, no bit
Dog_of_Myth:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, Cam and Cori!
baltimore_667083:
goombalax: No Bittes?
CaptainSpam: Truly unbitten.
baltimore_667083: Thank you for stream!
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (26m from now).
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