Bad Games Eternal || WATCH+PLAY

 MalFnord: !sir
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 MalFnord: *makes a note*
 baltimore_667083: !advice
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 baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 baltimore_667083: stupid monsters
 baltimore_667083: why can't they come quietly?
 accountmadeforants: Cristiano Ronaldo is a real character in the real upcoming fighting game Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves. This is not a joke. https://youtu.be/fbeEWm4_qeg
 baltimore_667083: i have many questions
 accountmadeforants: I don't expect to have answers
 MalFnord: Most of the answers start with "C" and end in "apitalism" anyway
 baltimore_667083: exactly
 SkylerRingtail: Hey chat, I'm putting together a list of annoying noises/noisemaking devices for a project I'm working on. I've got kazoo, vuvuzela, and airhorn so far. Ya'll got ideas?
 baltimore_667083: those wayside horns at some railroad crossings
  Juliamon: whoopie cushion
Metric_Furlong: crying babies
 Blip2004: Dash 8 APU
 UnknownFriday: The ratchet noismaker spinner thingies you see at New Year's occasionally.
 NewtyNewts: Slide whistle? Nails on chalkboard?
  Juliamon: dial-up modem
  TXC2: vacuum cleaner
 NewtyNewts: TV static
 Sethalidos: clown horn
  TXC2: the rustling of a plastic bag
 accountmadeforants: Printer
 NewtyNewts: Chewing
Asimech: Cat about to vomit.
 MalFnord: Windows "you just plugged a thing into the USB" sound
  TXC2: Slack notification sound
 NewtyNewts: Discord ping noise when you don't have Discord running
DaxStrife: An old car dragging its muffler on concrete.
Asimech: @MalFnord Only if it's immediately followed by the Win98 error sound.
 accountmadeforants: A thick 40mm server fan
 NewtyNewts: <Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer>
 MalFnord: "you've got mail!" /old
 NewtyNewts: @MalFnord Congratulations! You Won!
 SkylerRingtail: These are all excellent - and some very, very specific. Love it. Thanks chat
 accountmadeforants: One of those chickens you squeeze and they scream
 SkylerRingtail: @NewtyNewts Oh god that unlocked a memory
Sliibee: @NewtyNewts Some youtubers I've watched have started using discord notification noise to censor their swear words and I hate it so much
DigitalSeahorse: yay Birthday Garbage!
 NewtyNewts: @SkylerRingtail It's got a different memory for me. The youtube video of Neon Genesis ending, re-dubbed
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 TheAwkes: Almost, Twitch. Almost. Dumper me to an error 5000 instead of loading the stream, but at least it served as a notification.
 lightfut: And I said mayyyyybeeeeee
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  TXC2: I like that this ambient sneaking music is titled Derpage 4 
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 Jethrain: Yad Egabrag?
 Astra7525: I preferred Derp Age 3 over 4 tbh
 sporkraptor: yay garbage day! 
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 hieroglyphica: Hello all! I had been replacing a carburetor, but today Seattle is hailing  🌨️
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Astra7525: @Jethrain Sounds like a Jewish holiday
 bubba0077: Time to go dumpster diving
ArcadeEngineer: wotch and plotch!
 hieroglyphica: But now I get to watch garbage games!
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 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: wohooo garbage time
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 NightValien28: ITS TIME
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 Inari_Kitsune: Come for the Garbage, stay for the laughs
ButButTheJesus: it is wednesday, my dudes?
3PlayerPolitics: huzzah
kusinohki: meows
 CaptainSpam: It is time.
  Simriel: It has become time
yunalasca: The time is about to time!
 CaptainSpam: The time was then.  The time is now.
DigitalSeahorse: I hope my tummy settles down. It are my BIRTHDAY!
DaxStrife: *Dave Spokesman voice* "And really what is time?"
 accountmadeforants: And now
TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  Simriel: Time marches ever forward. Unless The Police?
 MAPBoardgames:  
 iris_of_ether:   
 wench_tacular:   
Flyingdelorion: The time is now
 theawesomeonev2: Let's gooooo
 niccus: advanced daylight savings
warpstonewarlock: Garbage!
 Strebenherz: garbarge!
Asimech: In the before times of now…
 theawesomeonev2:        
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 LadyLockwood92:   
warpstonewarlock: Hello Graham, hello Alex!
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
TheAinMAP: Hello
 WearingCats_CwC: hoi
Flyingdelorion: It's garbage time!
Slacker1977: i watch
3PlayerPolitics: ohai best garbàge bois
 MAPBoardgames: Here's hoping for some actual games this time.
thetoastmonster: how about we watch, you play
  TXC2: WatchPlay
  Simriel: What if we watched, but Alex played.
 MTGRanger: Garbage Day!
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 Lichenbeard: 
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 Strebenherz: time for your garbage pennance
 littleunknownn: Love a good garbage day
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 arcanzaJenkins: Just got pins from the sale. Shiny!
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 MungoDude: what up G$ and A-train
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy gents~
 bytecaster: Friendship with good game is over, only bad games are friend now
 public_key_reveal_party: I can finally enjoy garbage day live for a change
 matthaus_c: you don't know that, we might have a surprise
 wifi12345678910: Bring back good game!
 paronomasiac042: we have chocolate?!
 Astra7525: well. last time was a lot of watch and surprisingly no play
 Gekyouryuu: I have a watch. I have a play. Unn. Watch and play
 CaptainSpam: Wait, crap, watch AND play?  Oh geez...
 malsareus: the murder games
 Inari_Kitsune: Yay terrible games!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 wench_tacular: F
Ristow: sometimes they aren't even actually games
Jet_Almighty: Breathn't
  Simriel: Oh no, are the bad games making Graham ill again?
 iDangero: woo, garbage day!
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you later in the VOD!
 cheetoJack: we have good game at home
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 baltimore_667083: so that's why i coughed up a lung earlier
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 MAPBoardgames: !point
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Asimech: No eurojank, only all-jank.
 Strebenherz: 100  too many kill-o-grams.  hope you feel better
 LadyLockwood92: !advice
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 malsareus: these are not the games I have at home
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 bytecaster: @baltimore_667083 Second lung, nice!
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 Sethalidos: help computer
 ArmondoSC: !find quote we
 snowewolf: Ah Mustarded gas Simulator
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 LadyLockwood92: please...?
 MungoDude: or buy merch! currently on special!
 public_key_reveal_party: You're selling the old warehouse?
 wifi12345678910: Can I buy a warehouse?
 DrFromage: Cute nails!
Slacker1977: but what would i need a warehouse for?
  s1ck1y: the full moon's over so it's no longer a werehouse
 Nigouki: if it was moving it would be a werehouse, not warehouse
 Akaiatana: Is the warehouse in a different country?
 SkylerRingtail: Make Beej Happy!
 Anaerin: Is it only a house during a full moon?
 MungoDude: the warehouse, the warehouse, where averyone gets a bargain
 Lichenbeard: I just ordered couple of shirts
 malsareus: debatable that
 TheAwkes: LoadingReadyRun; reduce their load.
 Inari_Kitsune: A Sale!! OMG I love a sale! Looks like I'll be doing some retail therapy instead of physical therapy today ^_^
morgwen921: Will the pride shirt be restocked after. I need it!💟💯
 TimIAm: It's a great time to buy DVDs
  Simriel: But is the warehouse Happy
 CaptainSpam: The warehouse is in the country it is in.  That's deep, man.
 baltimore_667083: road 2
 Saintnex: Ohhhh?
warpstonewarlock: oh no
  TXC2: I mean it MIGHT be different by the end of the year.....
Slacker1977: New Tomato Way?
 Anaerin: The warehouse knows where it is, because the warehouse knows where it isn't.
 Astra7525: Come onnnn. Tomato Way 4
thebuzzstreams: beauty copter 2 please be it
 snowewolf: Tomato Way 10
 Strebenherz: tomato way 4
 NullColaShip: The warehouse knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't
 public_key_reveal_party: "long" and "anticipated" are probably debatable
 Inari_Kitsune: SPUD 3?
 Saintnex: Prayer Warrior 2?
ButButTheJesus: aw
 wifi12345678910: Stalker 3?!
 TimIAm: A "best of" replay from W+P history coul dbe fun
 Strebenherz: prayer warriors 2?
 baltimore_667083: prayer warriors 2
 Astra7525: @Inari_Kitsune no!
 SkylerRingtail: The Beauty Copter dev did make a previous game
 jumping_point: Good evening, Alex, Garahm and chat! Hope yall are doing well!
 Gekyouryuu: Frog fractions?
 lamina5432: spud 3 would be great
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 TimIAm: No way!
 bytecaster: Oh no
 Saintnex: OH LORD
 BusTed: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Yay!
 NightValien28: god damn it
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh noooo
  TXC2: HOLY MOLY!
Reecer6: a SEQUEL????
 accountmadeforants: Oh wow!
Violet__Violence: oh *fuck*
Metric_Furlong: @SkylerRingtail they also made one more recently
 CaptainSpam: OH
 AtakChees: LOL
 margieargie: Yessssss!
3PlayerPolitics: o hec
 bytecaster: It has Coop!
 LadyLockwood92: Is it part two of Tar Al'tera?
 flatluigi: with illuminati dlc?
 EricTheOrange: time for more gilligans island
 LadyLockwood92: D:
 SkylerRingtail: Wait, I thought we did this one? Oh gods
DigitalSeahorse: woopie!
 Strebenherz: god have mercy on our eyes
t3h_f1gm3nt: man i picked a GOOD day to return to garbage day!
 MungoDude: 
Critterbot: Cool, but... whyyyy? -.-
 ArmondoSC: did that say 2 player?
 matthaus_c: @SkylerRingtail they did the first one!
 CouldntPickAUsername: *buckles up*
 Crad0k: woo, the reason for wednesdays!
 eid010n: RUN
3PlayerPolitics: ayo
  TXC2: will this also have amazing grace in it?
 malsareus: that ass though
 matthaus_c: oooh cell shaded
DigitalSeahorse:  
 CaptainSpam: RUN
 public_key_reveal_party: Sir?
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: ohhhh this vid is gonna get muted again isn’t it lmao
 MAPBoardgames: Here to jump platforms and chew bubblegum
 accountmadeforants: It's like we never left
warpstonewarlock: good start
 matthaus_c: yo why the miner caked up
 Wolfstrike_NL: ASS
 Saintnex: blargh
 tidehollowcat: hopefully fewer copyright claims this time
  TXC2 vomits everywhere
morgwen921: 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
 baltimore_667083: off to a fine start indeed
DigitalSeahorse: dizzy tiem
Denny40k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
 Denny40k: Oh. Oh no.
 Strebenherz: what
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 EricTheOrange: no music?
 baltimore_667083: huh
 Inari_Kitsune: @astra7525  do you have something against a little gnome? LOL that game was great trash
 bytecaster: woop woop woop
SiegeFeathers: just like Mario Odyssey!
Slacker1977: you're Kung Lao?
TheSpindash: No animation of throwing hat. Just moves on its own.
 wifi12345678910: easy game
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheAinMAP: 
3PlayerPolitics: goodbai forever
 Strebenherz: time to fall into the void
MWGNZ: o7
thebuzzstreams: I'm gonna tell my kids this is One Piece
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: oh I’m so happy
 public_key_reveal_party: He's ""cell" "shaded"" this time
 bytecaster: That's a Commander Keen enemy
 theawesomeonev2:   what was that noise
  TXC2: my Gods the walk animation
Slacker1977: AYAYA
 Denny40k: That's a wibbly leg
 Inari_Kitsune: They sub oceaned themselves
3PlayerPolitics: florp
DigitalSeahorse: iiiiii
 public_key_reveal_party: We have spiderman at home
tri_nitro_: AYAYA
TheSpindash: Miners are water soluble
 Strebenherz: this game makes me feel like my monitor is having a moment
 matthaus_c: I /speak/ portuguese and I can't tell what these voice lines are supposed to be
 EricTheOrange: I miss the gilligans island theme
warpstonewarlock: Gomu gomu no... drown?
 spethycakes: it's the sub-ocean, but...intentional??
 NewtyNewts: Is that... Trick or Treat?
 TimIAm: There was an N64 era game where you played as a chameleon and could pull yourself to things with your tongue. The rope reminds me of that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he have a second voice line now?
morgwen921: AI🗣️ay🗣️
 MAPBoardgames: This game is OddJob only
  Foxmar320: I hope we can do the same glitch from the last one
 Saintnex: The fact that we have 3 games in this Miner series is frankly amazing
  Foxmar320: The one where we flew across the map
Frankenfruity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
 Frankenfruity: 110 Garbage toilets of delights!
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SiegeFeathers: hanging on by the hat
 HangingBunny: Grrr, I have to get back to work but I look forward to catching the rest of this on the VOD!
 bytecaster: Tight gameplay
 matthaus_c: the prehensile tongue of the miner
warpstonewarlock: wait, straw hat, gum power, sinks in the water.... this *is* One Piece
ghyllnox: Saved by hat
Slacker1977: i was just thinking that, alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is, is that your tongue?
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: WHY IS IT ICE PHYSICS
 Denny40k: I was about to ask was that a tongue
  TXC2: so long HangingBunny  stay safe
  Foxmar320: Same headcannon, long tounge
DigitalSeahorse: you can jump off slopes too I guess
 Strebenherz: yes yes it is
 Saintnex: Oh god it is
 NewtyNewts: Yeah, I think the kid is saying Trick or Treat.
DigitalSeahorse: it is!
 public_key_reveal_party: It does ar
 NotCainNorAbel: yes, oh god
 Inari_Kitsune: Either way, his mouth is involved
Slacker1977: has to be a checkpoint
 malsareus: we want our head back
3PlayerPolitics: he's a woodpecker, with the tongue wrapped around the skull when not in use
 LeokadiaBosko: I'm beginning to suspect that this game is not very good
  TXC2: we rode our hat I think?
 MTGRanger: @LeokadiaBosko what? noooo
 public_key_reveal_party: You like threw the hat and flew backwards I think?
 Denny40k: Wasn't it using an enemy to helicopter across the map a bit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they use the Alex tech?
  Foxmar320: Saved!
 Saintnex: saved by the tongue!
  TXC2: SAVED!
 public_key_reveal_party: Gaming!
 MTGRanger: oh my god?? Amazing save
 Crad0k: okay, found the limits of drowning
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's gaming out of his mind!!!!
 CaptainSpam: SAVED IT
 bytecaster: Remember kids, save yourself by tonguing the ground
 CaptainSpam: Welp
 MAPBoardgames: Alex is a pro-gamer. better than the game.
 EricTheOrange: you really gain momentum in air
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Water impact shockingly similar to real life
 matthaus_c: GAMING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You hit it from high enough and it's just concrete
 Saintnex: we live here now?
  TXC2: PHYSICS !
  Foxmar320: Destiny grapling hook got nothing on this
 MTGRanger: High octane gaming!
 wench_tacular: 
TheSpindash: Hug the mountain
 theawesomeonev2: Now we're gaming!
 EricTheOrange: whats "chico chin" in spanis?
 ArmondoSC: you gotta spiderman this shit
thebuzzstreams: spooderman
 bytecaster: Oh it's a spider man game, just with more tongue
 MAPBoardgames: Show us your ninja-rope skillz!
 TimIAm: Tongue belay at the olympics when
  Foxmar320: Noooooo
 matthaus_c: so tantalisingly close
 Lichenbeard: can you like ninja rope there?
 Inari_Kitsune: Nice!
  Foxmar320: You got this!
  TXC2: so worms level roping there
 bytecaster: Momentum!!
  Foxmar320: Yessssssssss
 accountmadeforants: We Sanabi now
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Foxmar320: Keep swinging!
TheSpindash: Miner Adventure 2, that's the one where it introduces grinding and Shadow, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
 Strebenherz: spiderman time
 lamina5432: Alex is really tonguing  that mountain
Jet_Almighty: Bubbleropeman 2 is looking tight.
Slacker1977: Spider Ultra Adventures 2
 TehAmelie: i'm guessing the big feature of MUA 2 is they removed the glitch that alloed unlimited wall jumping?
 public_key_reveal_party: You would think they would catch that with all the play testing I'm sure they did
 MungoDude: does it reset your doublejump everytime you use the gum?
 TehAmelie: also hi
  Foxmar320: Can we tounge to our head?
 bytecaster: We got bitten by the long tongue spider
DigitalSeahorse: tickle chin!
kusinohki: watch alex achieve some sort of speed running record by accident here...
 adambomb625: I arrived at an excellent time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
DigitalSeahorse: tickle chin, tickle chin!
 MAPBoardgames: What a strange game. The only way to win is to break it.
 cheetoJack: gotta take some lessons from a spider-man
  Juliamon: Ninja rope the shit outta this game
 UnknownFriday: Ever Ninja Rope in Worms?
 EricTheOrange: this feels very exploitable
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, we playin' Worms now.
 Inari_Kitsune: What's your metric for"working"
TheSpindash: Does swinging reset your double jump, or do you still only have the one until you touch the ground?
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 bytecaster: Honestly, this is a great start
 NewtyNewts: We spooderm'n now
  TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
  Foxmar320: Yesssss
 Denny40k: I always sucked at the ninja rope in worms
  TXC2:   
iSmartMan1: Is it closer to "Trick or treat" or "Pikachu"?
warpstonewarlock: somebody call Serge, he's the best at using Ninja Rope in Worms
 Saintnex: Ultra Miner Adventures 2: The Spiderman we Have at Home
  Foxmar320: Lick that tree!
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 Diabore: have we played this before?
 sporkraptor: yeah that's definitely his tongue
 CouldntPickAUsername: I think there's a ramp on the next island
 CouldntPickAUsername: near the bottom
  TXC2: Diabore  this is the sequal
 LeokadiaBosko: If only this game had the sound effect variety of Worms
  Foxmar320: ahhhhh come on
Slacker1977: @Diabore the prequel apparently
 cylindricpanda_: this kinda reminds me of the grapple physics in just cause
 EricTheOrange: yeah this is totally reminding me of old busted ninja rope strats in worms
 CouldntPickAUsername: @Diabore sequel
 Denny40k: I heard that this game inspired Insomniac
 TehAmelie: was this made before or after Goat Simulator?
 NoxStryx: Just getting here...this game looks familiar but i dont here a midi version of gilligan's island
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You will not deny us!!!
  Foxmar320: YESSS
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FantasticSlipperySoymilkNomNom-3guT27sO3M8D55sX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESS
MWGNZ:   
 iris_of_ether:   
  TXC2:   
AilithNix: got there
 corpocracy: This feels very ninja rope from Worms
 Saintnex: @Diabore This is the sequel to the first game, and side game?
 theawesomeonev2: LETS GO
 Anaerin: @Diabore We played the previous installation, with the Gilligans Island theme as BGM.
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt:      
 Andymonium:    
Joalni: Victory!
aClonedPickle: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Yatta!
TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: He is activly gaming!
 spethycakes: 
 Strebenherz:    
 CaptainSpam: 
3PlayerPolitics: yass
iSmartMan1: Checkpointing?
 LeokadiaBosko: @TehAmelie Nah, Goat Simulator was actually fun
 Saintnex: BOO
tri_nitro_: AYAYA  󠀀
thebuzzstreams: Denied!
TheSpindash: Congrats, you licked your own face.
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuuu
 bytecaster: Gotta tongue your head to live
 LeokadiaBosko:   
 malsareus: so query: why do we even have 5 hearts?
 NoxStryx: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
 bytecaster: @malsareus The enemies do 1 damage
EvilBadman: "I wonder how the checkpoints are" The game "No."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @malsareus Maybe enemies?
 Marvoleath: @malsareus enemies seem to hit you for 1
 TehAmelie: glad they've kept the death scream that lasts longer than most deaths
 SkylerRingtail: @malsareus The enemies do 1 heart of damage each hit
 Akaiatana: "I can't swim" 
TheSpindash: @malsareus enemy hits.
DigitalSeahorse:  tickle chin?
 Saintnex: Presumably to do with enemies
 matthaus_c: I speak this language and I can't tell
Slacker1977: @malsareus enemy hits take one
 ArmondoSC: it sounds like trick or treat to me
 Garfy400: Come on Jim?
one_last_time_: trick or treat?
 LeokadiaBosko: It sounds like Trick or Treat to me
 Inari_Kitsune: It sounds like trick or treat
 hieroglyphica: wow, all I do when I experience stress is lose my hair
 Anaerin: @malsareus We've taken hits from enemies and survived, so you'd normally get 5 hits, but water is insta-kill.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
  Foxmar320: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
 CouldntPickAUsername: forget one piece, this is spiderman
 DeChunkandFriends: Icarus moment
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 snowewolf: i thought it was saying Trick or treat
 bytecaster: This is emergent gameplay
TheSpindash: "works" is strong
tri_nitro_: is it the spider man sequel in disguise?
  Foxmar320: I want to see the speedrun now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This speedrun could be fascinating
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 matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Myst
 TimIAm: But is it head and shoulders above Myst?
EvilBadman: Emergent Spider-Play. Wait, no erase that.
DigitalSeahorse: chickle kin
 DandyGeek: this kinda rules
 public_key_reveal_party: This has gameplay, unintentionally, but still
Laserbeaks_Fury: aye aye aye
thetoastmonster: it's like people who play Worms and dominate with the ninja rope
 Saintnex: But what about the skating game one?
AilithNix: is there a way to recommend games for the streams or is it all just what Graham can scrounge up on steam?
DigitalSeahorse: chick o kin
 Garfy400: Reminds me of Just Cause 2
 Kasran: chiclete means chewing gum, so it's that plus something else. but i don't know portuguese
 bytecaster: Imagine just lucking into a great spiderman game
Slacker1977: @AilithNix there's an email adress
 Anaerin: Water only appears to kill you if you are completely submerged.
 wench_tacular: just like real life
 Inari_Kitsune: @matthaus_c I was typing that too  
 Kasran: with a bit more refinement, this could make a great 3d umihara kawase game
 vinewood_og: "Gangsters don't swim"
 Strebenherz: @AilithNix there's an email you can submit to, though there's a bit of a backlog
  TXC2: AilithNix  you can email suggestions to Graham
ArcadeEngineer: @AilithNix there's an email address to send stuff to but it's severely backlogged
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  Foxmar320: I love that water just breaks your leg
 bytecaster: Why does only our left food ragdoll wildly?
  Juliamon: !wp email
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 bytecaster: *foot
AilithNix: worm, thanks y'alls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AilithNix There is an email but he prefers that there is a link to where it can be found as well as reasoning for recommending it
 MAPBoardgames: phrasing?
morgwen921: That poor leg every fall twisting 360*7 times haha
cyclonezerek22: Hey Graham,  I wanted to know, do you think linux looks better for playing games?
3PlayerPolitics: ayayayayAYO?
  TXC2: Graham "tongue the first ground" Stark
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The feedback in this game seems to be lacking
 GasCityGaming: faith based, like a lot of W+P games
 LeokadiaBosko: This is actually like 80% of a good little indy game
 Anaerin: Faith-based? This isn't a Learning Tree game.
 vinewood_og: Faith that it will even run
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  Foxmar320: Tounge that wall
 bytecaster: Turns out the floating platforms are a red herring
 wench_tacular: just grind yourself on the wall
 Saintnex: Oh wow, there are so many games with this character lol, this is a massive series of games 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We spipermang now!!!!
 Akaiatana: "What if Miner had a gum?
 TehAmelie: i never played much of the 3D Metroid games but did they ever make grappling work?
  Foxmar320: 
 hieroglyphica: Soooo floaty
 MTGRanger: thank god for the noclipping gum
 Kentosaurus: gonna tell my kids this was spider-man 2
AilithNix: around the world
  Foxmar320: We orbiting now
 Inari_Kitsune: We have a rotation!
AniLunchbox: I'm glad I don't do Halloween already because hearing 'trick or treat!!' over and over until the end of this game is going to make me want to punch a child.
  TXC2: Lets go round again!
 gnyrinn: At leas touching the slide from below doesn't trigger the sliding animation.
TheSpindash: Oh, you wanted friction? Sorry
DigitalSeahorse: it's a slide
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
 vinewood_og: Strats!
  TXC2: like lemmings
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a great trick
 wench_tacular: cleared out the enemies
 ArmondoSC: this is how you clear the adds
  Juliamon: The mobs are not immune to the ice physics
morgwen921: -safe-
 hieroglyphica: Well, that was actually good luck
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOO
 MTGRanger: RIP
 LeokadiaBosko: Like if I was QA this would be almost ready for beta
 wench_tacular: 
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Slacker1977: is he saying something with "Chico"?
 Inari_Kitsune: Ahhhh
 arcaneIllumination: Unfortunately I must head out. Have a great time!
  TXC2: so long arcaneIllumination  stay safe
 bytecaster: This is an MVP for the tongue mechanic
 RealGamerCow: stankyleg dot exe
 matthaus_c: @Slacker1977 good ear, it's almost definitely Chiclete, literally chewing gum/bubblegum
 MAPBoardgames: More GAME than all of last time
 sporkraptor: that staring happy face is *disturbing*
ArcadeEngineer: ti be fair about the checkpointing you're bypassing the entire intended path
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sound design is also weirdly lackiing
 Kasran: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/ElatedGracefulStrawberryDatSheffy-po3MN2K5ifAhMnhF
 Kasran: wait
aClonedPickle: if the water is able to remove your hat, you die
 Kasran: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedGracefulStrawberryDatSheffy-po3MN2K5ifAhMnhF
 Kasran: there we go
 MAPBoardgames: It's the hat. The hat can't get wet
 Inari_Kitsune: Yes!
jj_q: Formless f**king mug? That's just wet clay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOO
 matthaus_c: intrigued that the miner has a Lenin style statue of his face
 Inari_Kitsune: This is intense
 Voidhawk42: This new spiderman game looks interesting, sony have taken a few liberties with the source material though
 Cptasparagus: @matthaus_c Glorious Leader Miner*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The water tolerance is incredibly narrow
 JadedCynic: old school Nintendhard platformers
 Inari_Kitsune: I'm at least 5 dollars entertained
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what is the character saying?
 bytecaster: How does it feel to start getting good at "this"?
 CouldntPickAUsername: there was a pepper floating in midair, I'm curious what it does
 Kasran: it could be "chiclete vin", meaning "wine gum", which is a kind of chewy sweet
TheSpindash: Why is the stone head better designed than your actual character model?
 Saintnex: 5 dollars so incredibly well spent lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster I'm positive better than many of the other games Alex has improved at
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: because you're never supposed to see the PC below the hat brim
 Jethrain: Did the devs have any idea how hard they were cooking with this bubblegum mechanic
EvilBadman: the intense clacks of "I'm gonna nail this run"
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 bytecaster: Everybody knows the ragdoll is concentrate in the left little toe
jj_q: Cant believe pokemon let you screw the lickitungs and ripped off spiderman games
 matthaus_c: bold to assume it's devs Plural
Mindfire13: With how often this kid is saying Trick or Treat, you should have waited to play this until October
 Anaerin: Some kind of... Bubblegum Crisis?
fonkoncle: soldat
 Jethrain: Liero?
 niccus: Liero
TheSpindash: Just Cause?
 SandwichKed: @Anaerin Not enough killer robots or hardsuits.
 NoxStryx: Gusanos or Liero
thavleifrim: oh i remember liero it was a good time
 MungoDude: realtime worms
 CaptainSpam: Sounds like Liero, yeah.
 Kasran: Liero is finnish for "earthworm"
 Anaerin: @SandwichKed It's early hours yet.
 LeokadiaBosko: I haven't heard of that one. Weird.
havtorn_: Liero was amazing splitscreen
3PlayerPolitics: 7yes
irenrose: Fun fact, liero means worm in finnish
 Tom_Bruise: It does appear to be Liero, but this is the first time I've heard of it
 niccus: convincing kids this game is umihara kawase (1994)
 MungoDude: great for lan parties
fonkoncle: isn't Liero like fully open source now?
 LeokadiaBosko: Loved Scorched Earth
 Lichenbeard: Liero is a finnish word for a worm
ArcadeEngineer: i think it's just 'chiclete'? which is chewing gum in portugese
 Akaiatana: To many ayayayays
 MAPBoardgames: I was just asked if Alex was playing this game "correctly". I said "We're not sure."
Invitare: eye eye eye eye indeed
 Cptasparagus: eyeeyeeyeeyeeye
  TXC2: Akaiatana  
 JessieImproved: I am still nostalgic for scorched earth
 RealGamerCow: I need to see a speedrun of this game
 sporkraptor: I'm so anxious about him getting splinters in his tongue from those planks XD
TheSpindash: Imagine playing this on a gamepad.
 JadedCynic: the 'game ' is better than it immediately appears
SiegeFeathers: eye eye eye eye eye
 NoxStryx: I used to make Mods for Guesanos/Leiro back in the day. Once i accidentally made an infinitely recursive banana bomb and crashed my computer.
TwilightAvalon: This is the strangest Spiderman mod
irenrose: @Lichenbeard much like wurm, it's a general long thing
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Astra7525: Can you perhaps save... manually?
Jet_Almighty: retivle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Alex is not playing the game as Richard Garfield intended if that's what they're asking
Jet_Almighty: Reticle*
 Anaerin: An aiming reticle for the tongue.
 SandwichKed: Anyway this would have been fantastic material for Mystery Tournament.  They have a... thing about grapple games.
 Inari_Kitsune: Got so far that time ^_^
 LurkerSpine: https://www.liero.be/
Earthenone: itsd nice that he says eye 5 times when he drowns to reperesent taking 5 hits
 SymphonySolstice: good afternoon everyone, this already looks delightfully toilets
 LurkerSpine: apparently there is an open source version?
DigitalSeahorse:    
  TXC2: hello SymphonySolstice  welcome
 Cptasparagus: is he saying "Trick or treat" maybe?
 LurkerSpine: SGDQ is accepting submissions now!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice Alex has already broken this game and we have discovered a fun nonintended gameplay method
 bytecaster: I want to see someone swing perfectly through this at AGDQ
TheSpindash: So I'm not suggesting you should. But would you believe someone made a Cheat Engine table for this game?
  mister_nibbles: we need BGDQ
 Anaerin: @SymphonySolstice It's also a sequel to some previous toilet content.
 Jethrain: @LurkerSpine I *love* that the first listed download is "requires Win98 or older"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster YES
 JadedCynic: SO much clench from a $5 game
 Anaerin: *GDQ does often have an "Awful games done quick" block.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just want to see anyone do an all swing run of this
 MTGRanger: ohhh *summer* games done quick. Definitely thought if it was accepting this it would be a different S word...
 Akaiatana: A lot of clench for 5 dollars - more than Taco Bell?
 Strebenherz: it's bad but for what you've played, very functional and honestly kinda rocks
 SymphonySolstice: ayayayaya!
 CaptainSpam: Well, SGDQ features Silly Block...
  Juliamon: MTGRanger GDQs always have a Silly Games block
 Tom_Bruise: Wait, why does only the left leg twitch like mad?
 bytecaster: The stone that yeets you at the beginning almost feels intentional
 MTGRanger: @Juliamon That's wonderful to hear
  Foxmar320: Can I get that hat as a unlock in Destiny? My titan needs it
 MalFnord: I could see this being an Awful Block superstar at GDQ
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Summer Games has a Silly games, Awesome Games has a Awful block
Reecer6: The first game has *already* been at GDQ, actually.
 Inari_Kitsune: It's almost graceful
 jumping_point: It's so nice of the developers to give you the ramp necessary to even have this kind of momentum. xD
 matthaus_c: fussy baka
rabbitgta: So close
Valoopy: he hath cooketh
 CouldntPickAUsername: I love how the game intends itself to be a jumping platformer and yet it's basically impossible to do it that way
 Marvoleath: on the bright side, your movement 'strategy' seems to work against the projectile enemies
rabbitgta: Zooming
  Foxmar320: I miss the soundtrack of the first game
DigitalSeahorse: 
skiffer3: This is amazing 
  TXC2: Foxmar320  I don't 
  Foxmar320: @TXC2 lol
 Anaerin: @Foxmar320 Got a thing for Gilligan's Island, do you?
 MungoDude: I wonder if physics are somehow tied to framerate or something
 Inari_Kitsune: So on the first wood bridge. Can you swing the other way and get on the big mountain border?
Slacker1977: did you get faster in the air that last time?
johnnylongtorso: can't believe this won an Oscar for best animated movie
thavleifrim: it looks like the jumping would benefit from air breaks
  Juliamon: I looked up the speedrun, and the strats they use are ENTIRELY different (and equally funny)
  Foxmar320: @Anaerin Im here for chaos 
ArcadeEngineer: the steam page lists 'extreme difficult' and 'real physics' as features
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Yeah, the visual and sound design baffle me in that they seem at my most generous 40% present
 accountmadeforants: @johnnylongtorso can't believe it didn't win more
 jumping_point: Touching grass was yesterday, today's all about licking leaves.
kynelwynn: Greetings G-Star and A-Train. This.. uhm.. looks very familiar
 Tom_Bruise: I'd just wanna know if you can go 360 degrees around that wooden beam
  Juliamon: Tom_Bruise We have
 Anaerin: @Tom_Bruise You can, they already did,
  TXC2: hello kynelwynn  this game is a sequel to one we've played before
 Kentosaurus: miner or minor?
 Tom_Bruise: well neat then
 Anaerin: You are a miner. Also a minor.
 MTGRanger: @Kentosaurus yes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArcadeEngineer Real physics you say? Are his shorts made of sodium and that's why he dies at that depth?
kynelwynn: ay yi yi yi indeed
Earthenone: its like how theres no plumbing in mario
 Akaiatana: When does Mario Plumb?
 accountmadeforants: Like Mario being a plumber
 bytecaster: They wanted to cash in on the Minecraft craze
 Strebenherz: the children yearn for the mines?
Slacker1977: a minesman
rabbitgta: Minor who craves the mines
 LeokadiaBosko: The children do, indeed, yearn for the mines
 aWabbajack: oh like Mind Craft
 matthaus_c: one of the states in Brazil is called Minas Gerais (literally General Mines), and this character is a stereotype of a person from there
 SandwichKed: That is not a miner's hat.
 bytecaster: But there are lots of pipes!
 lightfut: Floridian labor laws in effect
 malsareus: there vare pipes though
 Marvoleath: but Mario is on shrooms
 Inari_Kitsune: You're a minor miner? Is this Galaxy Quest?
kynelwynn: The Mario Bros did!
 NightValien28: well there are pipes, I see no caves in here
Slacker1977: miners were very hip in 80s platformers
 raulghoulia: both movies feature lots of plumbing
 MungoDude: btw someone in the steam forum for this game linked a speedrun vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRa7BnItsW0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lightfut Or the labor laws that Starbucks just got implemented
  Foxmar320: @lightfut   
 SquareDotCube: Goes into pipes, uses a hammer, that's plumbing right?
  Juliamon: BTW Alex, if you REALLY wanna fuck with the physics, try pausing the game while facing the direction you want to go
 TehAmelie: imagine if they called those games Super Plumber Mario Adventure. . .
 bytecaster: And now we swing along the side
 CouldntPickAUsername: on one of the two mountains connected by bridge there was a pepper floating in the air
 wench_tacular: new strat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I'm sorry, what?
duallain: it's a crime, we gotta lock (Doug) Bowser up for not enough pipes in Mario games
 Marvoleath: the promised land is calling
Jet_Almighty: Journey to this subocean takes skill.
yunalasca: Just unmuted after being in a zoom meeting - I did not realise the main character in this game made noise!
 malsareus: hook to that peak
DigitalSeahorse: common 
  Foxmar320: I believe in you Alex!
EvilBadman: actual build momentum yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh come on!!!
  Foxmar320: That gum is covered in grass, dirt and hair
  Juliamon: pause screen strat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwkciV-yfk
TwilightAvalon: I assumed it was his tongue
 bytecaster: Bubble gum glands
Trixalicious: That's bubblegum? I... thought it was your tongue
 matthaus_c: my kingdom for a schlorp sound effect when you suck the gum in
 Tom_Bruise: wait, that's bubblegum? not a tongue, like some sort of chameleon boy?
yunalasca: It's BUBBLEGUM"
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 malsareus: yassss
 MAPBoardgames: yes?
 TheOtherTrevor: I also thought it was a tongue
 bytecaster: Success!
  Foxmar320: Yessssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSS
 jumping_point: This reminds me how I drove on the outer edge of a map in a motorcross game just to jump down back in.
 Kentosaurus: 
rabbitgta:   
 JKBalch: Success@
Amentur: Yes!
Slacker1977: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Yes!!
DigitalSeahorse:    
SiegeFeathers: yesssss
Earthenone: freedom!
 Lichenbeard: freedoom!
 Marvoleath: 
t3h_f1gm3nt: FREEDOM
AilithNix: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  Foxmar320: Freedom!
 bytecaster: YES!
 accountmadeforants: The miner has breached containment!
 baltimore_667083: YES
 Strebenherz: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: wheeeeee
 wench_tacular:   
  TXC2: to the promised land!
ZeroArcana: Victory!!!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 CouldntPickAUsername:     
yunalasca: Made it!
 Lichenbeard:   
 RAICx:   
 MTGRanger: We found it!!!!!
 CaptainSpam: VICTORY
 wifi12345678910: 
warpstonewarlock: Praise the Subocean!
 Inari_Kitsune: We made it!
SiegeFeathers: honestly surprised there was a death plane there
 MTGRanger:  
3PlayerPolitics: YAS
 SkipIives: sub ocean achieved
 Zerragonoss: The wall may be a beter way to finish the level as well.
ArcadeEngineer: the rare w+p game to actually have a kill field down there
 JKBalch:    
 LadyLockwood92:   
 Wolfstrike_NL: Can w reachh the end while walking along the ledge?
 ValTheDrake: achievement got!
 Inari_Kitsune: Thanks for the Evangelion
 MAPBoardgames: I bet you could 'win' by running along the edge mountians
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mizzytastic: that was an a grade sub ocean, made you work for it
 Akaiatana: Death Plane was a great movie
EvilBadman: Yeah I wonder if the exit is along the opposite wall
 Anaerin: Apparently, pausing while swinging does... interesting... things to the physics.
 malsareus: actually yes, can you reach the end by wallrunning the edge?
 bytecaster: Everybody knows water makes you ragdoll!
Earthenone: he ate the gum gum fruit
 GasCityGaming: Is that not what humans do?
 SkipIives: If you get up there I wonder if you can just walk around to the end on the other side
  Juliamon: pause screen strat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwkciV-yfk (repost because it got lost in the freedom flood)
 Inari_Kitsune: @mapboardgames oh yeah. Run along the border to win would be cool
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: this is just his devil fruit power
DigitalSeahorse: alien sludge
thavleifrim: I assume this is post apocalyptic like spaltoon
DigitalSeahorse: try to aim for the button?
warpstonewarlock: @Earthenone He even has a straw hat!
jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
 MAPBoardgames: too much Y not enough X
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 baltimore_667083: hey jacqui!
  Foxmar320: Wait your NOT?!
 bytecaster: @MAPBoardgames W+P games often have a lot of "Why"
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon good grief that's impressive.  and terrifying
 DeChunkandFriends: Releasing at the top of the swing is too late, you need to do it when you're still moving fast
kynelwynn: fun police
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Hello to my favorite Jacqui!! Also my cat started rubbing my laptop when you entered chat, take that as you will
 wench_tacular: "enjoy"
 vinewood_og: Yet
jacqui_lantern234: Graham, youre not enough of a bastard to be a cop
 wench_tacular: everyone knows James is the cop
 matthaus_c: "you should smile more while watching us"
kynelwynn: ACAB includes Mounties
 lightfut: Force me to watch like blanka from that street fighter movie
steelwind47: This looks familar
 Wolfstrike_NL: omg, please watch a little of what juliamon linked haha
DigitalSeahorse: chain all the way to the end of the game
 bytecaster: Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a miner can
 SymphonySolstice:  cheats
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c you stop that!
  Foxmar320: Nice
DigitalSeahorse: mad cheats
 SkylerRingtail: Well, we know Graham's Copotype would be Sorry Cop
 WearingCats_CwC: Doesn't the RCMP have jurisdiction wherever they can fit their horse?
 LeokadiaBosko: I'm pretty sure the UN passed something about watching Watch+Play
  Foxmar320: Cheese Forever
 SkipIives: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Hooray!
  TXC2: boring but practical
DigitalSeahorse:  
 MAPBoardgames: The quest for more content
  mister_nibbles: boring but functional, just like me
 Inari_Kitsune: Nothing about this is boring
  mister_nibbles: except im not that functional
AilithNix: it reminds me of the kodu terrain painting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c The customer I hated most at my retail job said "you would look so pretty if you smiled" and my male manager earned my undying respect for standing back and letting me respond deadpan "why"
jessicaengle: Oh hai garbage.
thebuzzstreams: If the game lets you do it, it's not cheating
mizzytastic: I mean, this is probably just fractal terrain generation and they cut a hole in the middle for the level
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilyUnusualWaterCorgiDerp-w7LnLmqPt2nAd0EW
 Kentosaurus: like driving the mako in first mass effect
jessicaengle: blopblopblopblopblop
 MAPBoardgames: though it looks like the goal is there in the middle
 Anaerin: You say "Modelled" like there was some planning behind this terrain.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Halo
 Lichenbeard: halo jump
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig retail customers who say things like that deserve a freshly salted cactus seat
 arkilyd: This is the same music Elegoo uses for some of its commercials for their 3d printers
yunalasca: The calves on that guy just running full speed up a sheer cliff
DigitalSeahorse:  quack
 gnyrinn: Do a Goldeneye Jump with tongue
jessicaengle: @yunalasca Skyrim horse calves even
  Foxmar320: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Take it at a run?
 SymphonySolstice: aww
 bytecaster: So close!
 Lichenbeard: it is possible
DigitalSeahorse: doh
 MTGRanger: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Specifically the species that require a very expensive medflight to remove the spines because they are double barbed like fishhooks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the enemies are dropping out of the sky is unsettling
TheSpindash: Is the water tech just showing all the polygons that make it, or does it just have a grid pattern?
 A_Dub888: Hello friends, is this another one of those games where the guy goes AIYAIYA- apparently yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game looks like it had a lot less time and care than the first one you guys played
Earthenone: "normal route"
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yunalasca: @jessicaengle   Constantly on the stairmaster in the gym
AilithNix: I'm realizing that I've literally used some of this characters animations in projects before
 Akaiatana: This is why Alex is great at Glurp
 Marvoleath: @Juliamon excellent, that's the kind of random thing that QA will sometimes catch when we get bored out of our minds with 'normal' testing
 A_Dub888: do you have Chameleon Grapple Tongue?
 SkylerRingtail: The intended ends, but not the intended means
Earthenone: hey, we dont know the intent of this dev
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Akaiatana He has his 10,000 hours of shitty games to be great at a well designed nonsense game
 bytecaster: They shouldn't have  given us spidertongue if they didn't want us to tongue the terrain
jessicaengle: @yunalasca They Skyrim horse is?   That would explain it
 Marvoleath: @A_Dub888 technically a bubble gum strip, but Alex' headcannon made it a tongue
jacqui_lantern234: wait, is the guy saying "Trick or Treat" when he uses the Tongue Rope thing?
  Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 Chiclete
DigitalSeahorse: 
 kassbjames: Pro-strats
 BrowneePointz: Wait..nooooo, the religious people didn't make a SEQUEL to that Gilligan's Island game did they!?
 Strebenherz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwkciV-yfk Reposting the pause screen strat juliamon posted earlier
DigitalSeahorse: Ilsa yeeee
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon ok i hear it now
yunalasca: @jessicaengle Yeah, those horses actually put two stairmasters together so they can work all four legs at the same time
johnnylongtorso: hey, no using Oddjob
 FadedOasis: Gameplay [derogatory]
 Denny40k: Being inconvenienced by gameplay
 A_Dub888: @Marvoleath where the hell's this kid getting his gum??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one when you use the tongue/gum sounds similar to what I know gum is in spanish so I'm guessing it's gum in Portugese
 matthaus_c: "Chiclete" means chewing gum, "Isso aí" means something like hell yeah
 Kentosaurus: 
Jet_Almighty: Sideways tree
 MungoDude: oh, bubblegum is chicle, so maybe bubblegum vine?
thavleifrim: apparently if you play multiplayer the p2 character is different
 MTGRanger:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Hell
kynelwynn: butter on his feet
TheSpindash: Level one complete!
 SymphonySolstice: gaming
  TXC2:   
 bytecaster: was that a stargate?
thetoastmonster: is this whole game just an advertising tie-in to sell gum?
 TheAwkes: Chevrons locked!
hackingducks: stargate attained!
 ArmondoSC: literal stargate
 MTGRanger: 
 wench_tacular:   
  Foxmar320:   
 Strebenherz: gottem!
 Wolfstrike_NL:      
 Inari_Kitsune: Chiclet is popular in Mexico
 Crad0k: is that just a stargate jpg?
jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO
 wifi12345678910: Was that a stargate?
AilithNix: level twooooooo
thefightnerd: through the Stargate!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Marvoleath: @A_Dub888 apparently in the mines, this is called "ultra miner" something or other
Earthenone: stage 2 get!
 FadedOasis: Jet Set Radioooooo
 Voidhawk42: Ok, that was just literally a stargate from SG1
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Strebenherz: GOOD
  TXC2: Crad0k  sure looked like it
3PlayerPolitics: yoooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH THANK FUCK
 Inari_Kitsune: Yes!
duallain: tudo bem Alex!
 accountmadeforants:    
InconsiderateHat:   
 bytecaster: We broke our tongue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So to be clear you have to beat stage one to be considered worthy of music?
 Marvoleath: Can you try sticking to your own hat after you throw it? 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Oh there's a thought
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was?
 MungoDude: "Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?" -Graham
jessicaengle:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
mizzytastic: you got the velocity of the platform added to you
 MTGRanger: "dark momentum"
 BrowneePointz: Yea Chiclete/Chiclet is the standard Latine gum style iirc? the lil hard tablet style gum. (at least from what I remember of my Spanish teacher back in school who also taught English in Mexico)
 malsareus: this game sure has a physics engine
 A_Dub888: what's the range of the gum tongue?
DigitalSeahorse: does the hat return to you after hitting things?
  TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?
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 MTGRanger: @DigitalSeahorse yes
  TXC2: A_Dub888  unknown
 vinewood_og: Hiya
jessicaengle: It's the type of gum what what the keyboard is named after
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 We are unsure which is part of the problem
 Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 alex commented on it not really letting you know
 bytecaster: Moving things break the tongue it seems
DigitalSeahorse: I mean, I guess you'd need a long path
 SandwichKed: His Dark Momentum
thavleifrim: apparently if you use the gum several times while paused it accumulates the acceleration for each time and you can  go very fast
 Inari_Kitsune: I'm honestly having to remind myself to breathe
 SquareDotCube: Simon Bolivar, yes that one, introduced the concept of Chiclets to the US
 Saintnex: that being said, I have not seen chicklets in quite some time
 bytecaster: @Inari_Kitsune Yeah, it's either intense or very funny, rare time to breathe
Aelfgernon: speedrun stats?
  Juliamon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwkciV-yfk this shows it in action
hackingducks: speed run strats
DigitalSeahorse: pro strats?
 Akaiatana: Just GUM IT
 A_Dub888: Man Bionic Commando got WIERD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doing things while paused seems to break this game
 TehAmelie: instead of diagonal strafing, we have bubblegum strafing?
 SymphonySolstice: spiiiiiin
  Foxmar320: 
 Diabore: @thavleifrim theres a strat like that in wind waker too, real fun
DigitalSeahorse: woops
 BrowneePointz: Juliamon that video is HILARIOUS
 SandwichKed: muh moshun sikniss
 accountmadeforants: We Tribes Vengeance now
 vinewood_og: "He's going to the high rent district!" (JR, probably)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very silly
 MungoDude: if you don't mute it, you hear they're using it like 50 times while paused
 BITs19_: just got here and YOOOOOOO
  Foxmar320: LOL
 vinewood_og: Yep
 wench_tacular: aaaaaagh
 MTGRanger: OH
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy
hackingducks: wat
 Diabore: that was quite loud
 MTGRanger: *wow*
cadesguy: keep it targetted while paused
Earthenone: sounds like selecting a charicter in smash
 TheOtherTrevor: You can't fool me. That was a Mario 64 Backwards Long Jump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sudden shift in Graham and Alex's faces was amazing
jessicaengle: 
 MalFnord: That's some SM64 speedrun energy there
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Slacker1977: wait, was there always a copy of our hat in the upper right?
 MTGRanger: @Slacker1977 yes? (I do not know)
 bytecaster: So what I'm hearing is that this is a popular speed game, huh
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon I was not ready for the jumpscare face at the start
 wench_tacular: who could forget hat
  Foxmar320: Always remember hat
Slacker1977: it went away when you drowned 🤷
 MAPBoardgames: To let you know when you get the hat upgrade?
t3h_f1gm3nt: if this is like the first game: i think we get different weapions later
 Marvoleath: maybe you get different hats later? 
 ContingentCat: never forget hat
DigitalSeahorse: maybe at some point you get a different type of ammo and it shows more than just hat
  Juliamon: It's not a popular speedrun, but it IS a speedrun
 bytecaster: Graceful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe you get different powers on top of your hat like in the last game?
jessicaengle: The Moonbase should get some moving platforms.   Then you could speedrun it
jacqui_lantern234: YEET
 TheAwkes: Who know, AGDQ might deliver on that.
 wench_tacular: hooooow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Do not challenge TTSF, they will do that
 A_Dub888: @TheAwkes they've showcased these games before soooo
 Inari_Kitsune: Maybe push the box the other way so you can land on something?
 Bassios: I had to pop to the store and I missed the start of... whatever this is. We having fun, chat?
DigitalSeahorse: wibble leg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bassios Oh yes, this is very silly
DigitalSeahorse: tickle chin
AilithNix: the music is starting to get to me
 Bassios: @Thefluffiestguineapig Excellent, garbage day always needs silly but functional
 bytecaster: I love the speeeeen tower
thebuzzstreams: So, should we be expecting to see Alex at SGDQ's awful block this year with this or other game?
 matthaus_c: going centripetal
  Juliamon: I would hesitate to say "functional"
 kassbjames: yeet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Tower is not speeeeeeeen, we are creating that
 MTGRanger: @AilithNix The worst music I've ever heard in a video game was in "FPS Chess". It has two tracks, one of which is a slowed down, quieter version of the other.
 Marvoleath: !findquote plan
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DigitalSeahorse: I SEA what you did there
 bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig Tower is for speeeeeeen, exactly
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: that death looked cinematic
yunalasca: That speedrun video has a chicken in the top right corner instead of a hat
 Kasran: try using the pause and spam strat on one of the moving platforms?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster That's what so many cats think all the time
 kassbjames: I don't think this is what they mean when they talk about rubberbanding in video games
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: Gotta steer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, the finest demonstration of being into the video game
 Strebenherz: I do that in mario kart every time
 DeM0nFiRe: I definitely do it in GT7
 A_Dub888: @kassbjames well duh, this is bubblegum 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely I'm not making fun, I do that so much
jessicaengle: I do that when driving actual car.
 undecided44: You have become a tetherball
 bytecaster: How is that water wheel moving while not in the water
 matthaus_c: I still lean on my chair from time to time while playing an FPS
 MAPBoardgames: Bean from Ender's game would've figured this out.
DigitalSeahorse: me playing Mario Bros 1 trying to get the top of flag pole
ButButTheJesus: oh, trying to dodge those heckin plasma balls in Starfox, yeeting my torso
 TehAmelie: new headcanon: if you die in the exact right spot the game morphs into MInecraft
  TXC2: I wonder if that is an inner ear thing
 Inari_Kitsune: Go back to the island?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I shift in my seat while parking my car. It makes it easier to get into tight spaces to pull myself inward.
 A_Dub888: @TehAmelie Or Frog Fractions 5
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Or the next Frog Fractions game
DigitalSeahorse: woop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Drift compatible!!
 Strebenherz: robbed!
DigitalSeahorse: F
GedankenPalast_: F
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  Foxmar320: I love our wibbly leg
 TehAmelie: nice drift there lads
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Press X to doubt that hit box
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 Inari_Kitsune: It was there... For a second
GedankenPalast_: 
Slacker1977: letsgooo
 MTGRanger: 
 bytecaster: See, this would be a great spot for a checkpoint
DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Foxmar320: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I swan to John
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JKBalch: This feels just functional  enough to be enraging when you mess up, but not actually functional enough to be consistent at it.
 Marvoleath: those islands seem to have a lot of slide
 Kentosaurus: "im not touching you"
 CaptainSpam: Is this game all one map, or is this just level 1?
Slacker1977: those flying eyeballs remind me of Phantasy Star 
 warboss5: Playing a solid game of "I'm not touching you!"
 vinewood_og: "Kung Lao, wins."
DigitalSeahorse: fewf
 MTGRanger: @CaptainSpam this is level 2!
 A_Dub888: "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you"
Critterbot: Robbed!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU FUCK
  TXC2: CaptainSpam  this is level 2 as far as we know
 TheOneCalledStu: So close
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
Duffadash: Not like this
 Inari_Kitsune: I'm dying!
  Foxmar320: 
 A_Dub888: I'm experienceing
TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: this is such a fantastically good bad game
DigitalSeahorse: Foxmar320 that hug is adorable!
 Strebenherz: this is worth every cent of the $5
 Blackaddicus: its a game
 warboss5: Did we figure out what he's yelling when he uses his... frog... tongue...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is making me experience clench
  Foxmar320: Emotions are happening at us
 DeM0nFiRe: 
kynelwynn: Art!
 bytecaster: This is an unintentional "Getting over it"
 A_Dub888: @DigitalSeahorse you're adorable
InconsiderateHat: ART!
 TehAmelie: do you think the game is achieving everything it set out to?
  Foxmar320: @A_Dub888 
HavenDragon: so its like getting over it?
 raulghoulia: there's certainly more gameplay than the last game
 Gekyouryuu: More emotional than a David Cage game
 DeM0nFiRe: From hell's heart I hat at thee!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 All of your channels emotes are genuinely adorable
DigitalSeahorse: A_Dub888 thank you!  nice to hear on my birthday :3
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 A_Dub888: @DigitalSeahorse Happy Birthday! 
 Gekyouryuu: @digitalseahorse happy birthmas
  Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thank you!
 TehAmelie: happy birfday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: thanky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy birthday!!
 DeM0nFiRe: So is this in the same universe as Altered TCG?
  Foxmar320: Chicken get????
thebuzzstreams: chicken instead of hat!
 Inari_Kitsune: My heart rate is up... This game is gleefully intense
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: the fuck?
 Saintnex: Oh right, the powerups!
 Strebenherz: CHICKEN
 Kentosaurus: "froggy no"?
 accountmadeforants: https://i.imgur.com/QrbPZfl.gif
 terrence_too: There's no limit to how tilted you can get by the camera though?
  TXC2: Rapido I think they said
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that line?
 spethycakes: nani?
 Jethrain: oh the hat symbol changed to a chicken
SiegeFeathers: so the hat is your current weapon
  Foxmar320: Thats cursed
 BrowneePointz: Yea that sounded like Rapido?
 matthaus_c: they said Franguinho (diminutive of Chicken)
DigitalSeahorse: winner winner chicken dinner?
TheSpindash: I do think this was in the first one?
 BrowneePointz: ah Matthaus got it
 Kasran: is this game offensive? this feels kind of offensive
DigitalSeahorse: why do we not wear a chicken then?
  Foxmar320: lloll
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheSpindash It was in the first one
 warboss5: Does this feels vaguely racist to anyone else?
TheSpindash: Country?
 matthaus_c: this is brazilian 
  Foxmar320: Yes
  TXC2: Brazil ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is from Brazil?
 MungoDude: it's from Denis
 BrowneePointz: I think this is Portuguese, so maybe Brazilian
Jet_Almighty: Good question. Next question
DigitalSeahorse: he should have a chicken hat
kaynSD: I... join at the right time 
 Gekyouryuu: Can you spit the bones straight down and rocket jump?
 sporkraptor: GRAHAM
jessicaengle: But they speak Portugese in Bazil don't they?
sephsays: it certainly is from a country, yes
kaynSD: Song's a bop though
 matthaus_c: @jessicaengle and this is portuguese, yeah
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: it is from Brazil but is it representative of Brazil?
jessicaengle: Okay.
Jet_Almighty: Max clench
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Yes, and the lines are a combo of gibberish and Portuguese
 Jethrain: It's a game of inches
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
  Foxmar320: Another game by this person?
 Inari_Kitsune: What!
 Kasran: the language is portuguese but the game is extremely brazilian
 Marvoleath: in-game ads? 
ArcadeEngineer: @Foxmar320 yep
 kassbjames: Walk away from this stress
 vinewood_og: Well....
DigitalSeahorse: how would you even get to the billboard
 matthaus_c: @TehAmelie well, this character is a regional stereotype from one of our states 
 Strebenherz: that was incredible
 accountmadeforants: Can't believe they use a mental hazard as a stage hazard
 MAPBoardgames: OK. I know what our next game is: Time Gap Puppies
  Foxmar320: It is! Another game by the same person
kaynSD: I have just arrived, I have seen all I needed to. 
 bytecaster: This was A LOT
SiegeFeathers: gonna need a time gap from these puppies
  TXC2: some box beathing
 BrowneePointz: oooooh
 ArmondoSC: wasnt there a 2 play mode?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a lot
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: Matthaus is Brasiliero!
 BrowneePointz: TIL
 Inari_Kitsune: That was an experience! Holy crap it caused a time warp!
 matthaus_c: I sure am!
 MungoDude: oh wait, there's an Illuminati Trail DLC
 Mangledpixel: Time Gap Puppies appears to be another game
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night TXC2! Sleep well
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
GedankenPalast_: @TXC2 *wave* bye 
3PlayerPolitics: tHeRe iS nO WaY oUt oF hErE
 vinewood_og: Take care!
Slacker1977: oh, that's supoer new, right? First Core: kezhan
DigitalSeahorse: cute
jessicaengle: Garbage!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great start -.-
  Foxmar320: Yeah 2035? Checks out
SiegeFeathers: drowning in it is own garbage
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NoxStryx: WAIT! I just pulled up miner ulta adventures 2 in steam...did we see..
 SymphonySolstice: good start
Earthenone: can we get some naration G?
 MTGRanger: Seeya TXc2!
kaynSD: The fact the crawl started half way up...
jessicaengle: This is meant for us.
Metric_Furlong: wrong use of 'it's'
kaynSD: Wonderful
Duffadash: Oh my god. I know this
GedankenPalast_: I feel spoken to
 gnyrinn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanHandsomeClipzCharlieBitMe-lwz-m5zjTWVe2rPR
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice to finally see a game with some optimism
 TehAmelie: i'm in 4th core myself
 WetPaperSack: Pick up that can...
 Wolfstrike_NL: 2035?? We still have to wait for 10 more years?!?!
 Diabore: Hell yeah we got 10 more years chat!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
Earthenone: solid name
 A_Dub888: In the year 2035, if man is still alive...
 Strebenherz: BASIC
DigitalSeahorse:   
GedankenPalast_: Ohhhh
 accountmadeforants: In the grim dark future of 2035, there is only Watch and Play
 Kentosaurus: wallace and gromit
 TheWriterAleph: so basic
offbeatwitch: to Unlockt the Final Prize
 NoxStryx: Did we see the bunny in miner ultra adventures 2?
SirGrote: unlockt
kaynSD: In AD 2101, War Was Beginning#
Slacker1977: wait, so it should be 1st Corps?
 Inari_Kitsune: Oh yeah!
 warboss5: Why does a Basic Human have a "Low Load"
GedankenPalast_: CRUSHER
 Jethrain: to Unlockt the Final prize
Scarbble: gotta unlockt the final prize
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbrasiveSpotlessChamoisBudStar-mcnO5rLiXwBSt7rf
kynelwynn: Low Load.
 RAICx: I'm getting Tomato Way vibes
 vinewood_og: Human. Basic Human.
 CaptainSpam: "Hi, I'm Basic W. Human."
 MTGRanger: Uzi???
 bytecaster: You can have any number of Basic Human in your deck
 NoxStryx: Man basic humans are lumpy
 Strebenherz: I play one basic human and tap them for mana
Slacker1977: "You are Human"
 TheWriterAleph: ms paint lookin ass
 kassbjames: A legally distinct asset from LEGO
 SymphonySolstice: truly it is Garbage Day
 LadyLockwood92: I'm being reminded of Gloobs again.
Duffadash: This is by a Danish pick-up artist who made a guide on self-hypnotising to cure your homosexuality.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "All Boxes Are Garbage"
 vinewood_og: Minigun?
 Kentosaurus: Must
 Inari_Kitsune: Drivin a truck
 BlueMechanic: I would rock that outfit
kaynSD: You Must Tell Your Friends About this Game
johnnylongtorso: BEES!
GedankenPalast_: Smack 'em good!
 SymphonySolstice: I love it
Earthenone: the more bugs you kill the more fun you will have
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "The More Bugs You Kill The More Fun You Have"
DigitalSeahorse: awesome way to do clouds
 accountmadeforants: Well, Graham did tell Alex
 SandwichKed: BEES are garbage?
kaynSD: I LOVE those clouds
 TehAmelie: wowsers
TheAinMAP:  
 bytecaster: They made the clouds of translucent orbs
 GasCityGaming: the clouds are my favourite
 ArmondoSC: youre so small
 CaptainSpam: "Pick up the garbage and put it in the container, removing it entirely." "But... where does the container-" "REMOVING IT ENTIRELY."
 Inari_Kitsune: Help me indeed
DigitalSeahorse: so bubbly
 Marvoleath: did you just kill the last bees on earth? D:
GedankenPalast_: The clouds are amazing! 
AilithNix: RMB to run is a choice
Slacker1977: The more bugs you kill the more fun you have. Would you like to know more?
Earthenone: drop all garbage before entering the truck sounds like good !advice
EvilBadman: It's the most innovative shooter in years!
 DeM0nFiRe: Yes, this is how truck trucks
 GasCityGaming: fenc so big
Creideiki_SE: At least it has its own assets.
  Foxmar320: We are either tiny or thats a huge fence
 niccus: this is lego island core
 MTGRanger: giant yellow horse statue??
kaynSD: Can we all just acknowledge the game had a competent tutorial?!
 TehAmelie: on behalf of all scandinavians i'm already apologetic of this
 NoxStryx: https://shared.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1875280/extras/storehead2.png?t=1727270744
 MungoDude: Papir, Plast
 bytecaster: Is this a Strand-type game?
 raulghoulia: literal garbage day
 bubba0077: So it really is garbage day
kynelwynn: So.. you're a garbage man during the apoalypse\
offbeatwitch: finally, a worthy successor to diaries of a spaceport janitor
 A_Dub888: Is there a carrying limit? I'm seeing kg
 Inari_Kitsune: It's perfect for garbage day
TheSpindash: This has strong high school student project energy.
 JadedCynic: ngl, not hating this
 vinewood_og: Is this mine o'clock?
 Kentosaurus: there's a carry limit
DigitalSeahorse:  *notes bubble clouds for reference*
 JadedCynic: it's already dead
 wench_tacular: it is an es spider
Duffadash: I am not kidding. This is by a Danish pick-up artist who made a guide on self-hypnotising to cure your homosexuality. I can share links.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can't lift it till you empty your load I guess?
Flyingdelorion: Hm this preview of Death stranding 2 looks ehm different?
 JadedCynic: maybe you 'upgrade' your carry capacity
DigitalSeahorse: are we delivering giant olives?
EvilBadman: Death Stranding 3: Trash all up in this beach
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Duffadash Wait, seriously??????
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 RAICx: What's with the giant... statue? on the mountain?
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Slacker1977: @Duffadash D:
DigitalSeahorse: they aren't olive green
Earthenone: explains the subliminals
GedankenPalast_: Hitting the pipe soo fast
 vinewood_og: "Please observe the pipe."
Duffadash: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes. I am 100% serious
 Kasran: Commands for Gamers: please observe the pipe
warpstonewarlock: *sound of falling pipe*
DaxStrife: Add "please observe the pipe" to the quote database.
 accountmadeforants: I appreciate the wildly different texture resolution
 BITs19_: this pipe goes Bap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of the assets are basic shapes
kynelwynn: Oh, your weight is 0/10, so you can only carry up to 10 kg
 TheAwkes: That handles like an RC car.
 matthaus_c: who needs acceleration
 Bassios: Oh, THAT'S where my get up and go went! I was wondering what happened to that
 Kentosaurus: reminds me of the cybertruck
 drrek0: I enjoy the negative speed when you go backwards
 MAPBoardgames: More spipers than expected
jessicaengle: Somenemies!
  Foxmar320: Give em the pipe
 gnyrinn: Judging by the spelling decisions, I'm guessing this is German or possibly Scandiwegian.
DigitalSeahorse: the spider isn't one of them?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kentosaurus Cybertruck is just basic shapes from blender but put in real fucking space for no reason
 vinewood_og: @Kentosaurus Hasn't blown up yet
 matthaus_c: @Kentosaurus except this one /almost/ looks like a vehicle
 NoxStryx: It is "to" heavy
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kaynSD: this game rules
 Inari_Kitsune: The number is going down
  Foxmar320: What a wild game
 JadedCynic: and there's no debating this, the screen literally says "1. Pipe :1"
 MungoDude: to heavy from what?
 matthaus_c: those fences are SO tall
 JadedCynic: I'm actually impressed
Slacker1977: @Inari_Kitsune we're running them over
 accountmadeforants: Good thing we only have the Pipe, because I don't think our keyboard has a ½ key
 matthaus_c: you can score headshots???
GedankenPalast_: Woohoo
 Strebenherz: tomato way vibes kinda
 bytecaster: Weren't we promised zombies?
 A_Dub888: "Speed: 125" 125 whats though? I NEED UNITS
AilithNix: did it just wahoo when you got a headshot?
 Megaparsec256: it's doing it's own thing and i respect that
 SandwichKed: bugsbugsbugsbugs
 Voidhawk42: If I was this kids CS techaer I'd give them an A
DoodlestheGreat: When we refer to game bugs, this is NOT what we mean.
 pyrrhos___: like this house though
 NoxStryx: What was this game called?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Voidhawk42 It would depend on the level
Jet_Almighty: Touch grass? House is made of grass!
 Lichenbeard: do you have other weapons?
 JKBalch: Nelson like laugh
jessicaengle: Bugs just minding their own business
 gnyrinn: @DoodlestheGreat But I have seen debugging tasks that would have been easier with a pipe.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck are the sounds related to?
johnnylongtorso: Mario woke up one day and found he had turned into a cockroach
 Marvoleath: @NoxStryx something with zombie robot killing dinosaur, or similar
 SymphonySolstice: yesss
 accountmadeforants: What are these people using all these METAL CUBES for
jessicaengle: Ages.... ages...... ages....
 TheWriterAleph: brrrrr
 A_Dub888: amazing
 RealGamerCow: Yesssssss
kaynSD: As good as Skyrim
 Inari_Kitsune: It did say the world is covered in garbage
GedankenPalast_: Ohh yea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WPW
 JadedCynic: it's CUTE 
 RAICx: His leggies!
 NoxStryx: @marvoleath thanks? Or similar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is genuinely amazing
 RealGamerCow: I love that blorbo
 SpacePotato01: I feel that truck has skyrim powers.
kaynSD: YES
 JadedCynic: he's like a Playmobil figure that got left out in the sun...
 Kentosaurus: mini game
 CouldntPickAUsername: you know who makes their own assets? Jesus
  Foxmar320: wow
 kassbjames: But always have that asset reviewed by a teenager to see if they giggle uncontrollably...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: they made their own sorting center!!!!!!!
kaynSD: Sorting minigame!
 matthaus_c: I think you mean Papir
 A_Dub888: hang on, this is the future where pollution has ravaged the planet, are we WALLE?
kaynSD: Game RULES
kynelwynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BloodyWittyPhoneTF2John-r29IBGjZjTehf3Wi
 MAPBoardgames: 'Actual gameplay surprises hosts'
 Voidhawk42: Quick, get Heather, need her rythmn chops
 TehAmelie: as far as i understand, we are a famous Danish pick up artist
 malsareus: so THIS is why the world is drowning in garbage
 Kasran: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockyCorrectSashimiOSkomodo-O-M-7F4xOG7xeG7M
jessicaengle: 
Slacker1977: seems you get more money if you hit the correct box
 Jethrain: oh, you're getting money if they fall off the end into mixed, but more if they go in the right box
 Megaparsec256: i think "mixed" is the fallback category at the end
 malsareus: this sorting system is shit
 Akaiatana: Talk about recycled assets
 NoxStryx: "1st Core: The Zombie Killing Cyborg"
DigitalSeahorse: does it tell you what it is when you pick it up initially?
 bytecaster: We already have 175 money though
 Lichenbeard: actual game design
 BITs19_: this would be hard even if the packages were moving at a constant rate
 Zerragonoss: looks like you get money for every one on mixed and no money if you get it wrong
 JadedCynic: if it was one-at-a-time, it'd be EASY, but...
DigitalSeahorse: boxy and clunky
 SymphonySolstice: neat idea, needs someone better at making video games to do it
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah it said you get less if it goes into mixed
 Inari_Kitsune: If you go back out you can pick up only paper
 JadedCynic: Papir
thebuzzstreams: Right, I may have to get this game, this is game. This is legit kinda cool
  Sarah_Serinde: I think the round ones are wood so they're organic
DigitalSeahorse: Papir
DigitalSeahorse: Glas
thebuzzstreams: and for only 3USD, like, it's actual effort
DigitalSeahorse: Plast
Slacker1977: i bet that cube is glas
 Denny40k: Do the raccoons go in mixed
 JadedCynic: the 'organic' is the yellow boxes with the 'olive'
kaynSD: Okay unironically I would play a tidied up game of this concept; going out in your post apocalyptic vehicle lootng garbage, sorting it, fighting giant bugs...
 SkylerRingtail: It looks like you get a small amount if they reach the end unsorted, but a lot more if you get it in the correct one. And none if you get it wrong
TheSpindash: Making this physics-based might have been a mistake.
 accountmadeforants: The cubes were indeed metal
 matthaus_c: they definitely had room for the full word Plastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely this game with two more drafts would be a great jam game
 JadedCynic: whitish blocks are metal
Duffadash: So, just for everyone's sake: Please do not give this developer your money.
 accountmadeforants: They were called Metal Cubes. Which people use and throw away somehow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c The developer is Danish
goombalax: never thought I
 BITs19_: there was the option to organize on the truck..
 vinewood_og: 2 for 2
 JadedCynic: sorting the order it goes in
 MAPBoardgames: by seperating your recycables?
 JadedCynic: MIND. BLOWN.
 NoxStryx: Oh dear the dev's other games start with 2nd, 3rd and 4th
DigitalSeahorse: I was drawing on Papir last night, it was too smol to write a full word on
 LeokadiaBosko: This actually looks fun
jessicaengle: Alex charmed.   GG game.
goombalax: never thought I would see an arrhythm game
 gnyrinn: @TheSpindash But once you've implemented a physics engine, not using it on everything would be a waste
 TehAmelie: it's not that they don't  know English, they just want the game to be Danglisj
 MAPBoardgames: Where does Ichor go?
 JadedCynic: !Game Good
 TehAmelie: Danglish
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Games, I can't believe we're getting a Switch Direct TOMORROW and the Switch 2 Direct IN ONE WEEK
 BrowneePointz: what the heck Ninty!?
 ArmondoSC: theres soo much organic because of all the bugs
 BITs19_: another case of "please keep making games, maybe don't sell them yet"
 JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames organic
 accountmadeforants: I hope we get to buy more garbage
  Foxmar320: Maybe some of the cyborgs?
Slacker1977: buy Roids to up your carry capacity 
kaynSD: There are multiple maps
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Strenght
 warboss5: Ooooooo, FLAMETHROWER
 raulghoulia: Buy. New. Cyborg.
 JadedCynic: strenght - moar carry 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BITs19_ This game could be posted for feedback absolutely, because this is a fantastic first draft
 vinewood_og: Woooowwwwww
 TehAmelie: ah, gold coins, the international currency
jessicaengle: Stonks
 SymphonySolstice: that's so much money
  Foxmar320: hahaaa
kaynSD: Perfect!
 niccus: oh gold counting up
GreyThey: @Duffadash You mentinoned having links?
thebuzzstreams: slowing like the gas pump, my so good
AilithNix: this game unironically gives me a ton of motivation to work on releasing my own game
GreyThey: @GreyThey *mentioned
 MungoDude: more strength?
 LordZarano: Strenght
 JadedCynic: ngl, this game kinda made my day 
 Inari_Kitsune: More Strengt
 TehAmelie: okay they do have pretty bad English for a Dane
goombalax: all you can upgrade is STRANTH?
 Tom_Bruise: Streght is my favorite ablittity score
thebuzzstreams: Did that just say "you must tell your friends about this game"?
 Anaerin: "You Must tell your friends about this game" - Oh really?
 JadedCynic: and YES, I *will* tell my friend about this game.... hey chat 
Slacker1977: @thebuzzstreams yes
 NoxStryx: This DEV is top shelf bonkers, looking at his youtube channel now
 SymphonySolstice: it looks like running over the bugs is a valid strat
 JKBalch: Thank you Graham and Alex for considering us friends, and telling us about this game.
 Marvoleath: jokes on them, I have no friends
Jet_Almighty: Headsho. lol
johnnylongtorso: take that, Sarlaac
  Foxmar320: Gun
thebuzzstreams: @NoxStryx .... In a good way?
 matthaus_c: 9x39 rounds
Duffadash: The developer is named Jesper Skjærbæk - but has just recently gone back to development after a long hiatus (where he was writing a 400 page terrible book) and now goes by J. C. SpringBourne, which makes me think he might've just recently found Jesus
DigitalSeahorse: 
 gnyrinn: Did you just get a headshot on that cockroach with your pipe?
TheSpindash: Looks like you don't have anything in your... 1/2 equipment slot.
DigitalSeahorse: wa hoo
 BrowneePointz: Also, while I know not QUITE in the Vein of the show(cuz the game is actually GOOD) but I'd LOVE a UFO 50 Watch + Play week. Just think it'd be neat
kaynSD: Then is this like the Danish MDickie?
 MAPBoardgames: Angry burger buns
 NoxStryx: @thebuzzstreams yeah not really in a good way...in a crazy person way
  Foxmar320: Pipe op
DigitalSeahorse:    wahoo
 Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz iirc wheeler played some on ityc
 vanman229: quick do a blj to clip into the buildings
Duffadash: But yeah, he wrote and self-published a number of self-hypnosis guides including ones called "How To Change From Gay To Straight" and "3 Simple Secrets To Seduce Girls"
  Foxmar320:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
 matthaus_c: scoring headshots with a flamethrower
TheAinMAP:   
DigitalSeahorse: haha yes fire!
  Foxmar320: woah woah
 BrowneePointz: @Marvoleath he did, but I think it'd be fun to see the two fellas on this here screen play it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: @Duffadash is he coming back to develop THIS game further?  Because it shows SO much promise!
 BITs19_: uhhhhh
 ArmondoSC: that animation
  Foxmar320: Can't do that on Twitch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fire to destroy all you've done
GedankenPalast_: Ahahaha
Slacker1977: jorkin it
 Inari_Kitsune: That is a look
GedankenPalast_: Yes
 Tom_Bruise: THAT is... hoowee
 matthaus_c: every Basic Human does that
DigitalSeahorse:    
 BITs19_: !quote jerkin
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 TehAmelie: i don't think MDickie writes books about how to manipulate women into sex and curing your gayness so he's got the upper hand here
 vinewood_og: At the end of the year there should be a Watch+Play show where Alex picks out his favorites and subjects others to them
 Lichenbeard: careful with that pipe
 ContingentCat: wat
 matthaus_c: peculiar
  Foxmar320: oh no
 vinewood_og: Ewwwwww
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 pyrrhos___: oh
 Astra7525: and the charm.. evaporated
GedankenPalast_: Urgh, nope
thebuzzstreams: ooofa doofa
Critterbot: E-excuse me?
 MungoDude: um
 MAPBoardgames: Found Jebus
 Tom_Bruise: What a specimen
 Strebenherz: nooooope
 ContingentCat: oh no
GedankenPalast_: Hard nope
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 NotCainNorAbel: now, what if I read the book backwards?
DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
 JadedCynic: pity about that
 Inari_Kitsune: Waaaaa?!
 kassbjames: Huh, so not only is the game bad... so is the creator
 korvys: It turns out "A Big Pipe" is also the secret for both of those topics
kaynSD: This game has LAYERS of weird even on a paratextual layer
 bytecaster: He doesn't sound like the figure it out type
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah...that sucks.
m1gr3nA: those grammar mistakes do sound very scandinavian
Duffadash: @JadedCynic No, he's working on a series, with the fourth one coming up very soon, but please don't give him money. He's also working with children, teaching them programming at Coding Pirates
 MAPBoardgames: it's so small!
kynelwynn: at least the barrels rotate?
kaynSD: wow.
 Lichenbeard: it really is mini
 kassbjames: Pixel gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Duffadash He's working with CHILDREN??????
 JadedCynic: @kassbjames but there's the rub, the game itself isn't THAT BAD
 Marvoleath: well, they are lvl 1
 WearingCats_CwC: It's literally the Vulcan Raven action figure from MGS2
 Marvoleath: or was this ammo you bought?
AdamLavadan: Hey everybody! Yay garbage 🗑  
 JadedCynic: welp, I guess this is the grand example for "even a stopped clock is right twice a day" 
  Foxmar320: omg
 Megaparsec256: yea the game said "if you only pick up one type you don't have to sort"
kaynSD: hahahahhaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 matthaus_c: YES
 MungoDude: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: yasssss, love the jank
 wench_tacular: 
 SpacePotato01: that was a design choice
m1gr3nA: patience son
 accountmadeforants: Peak gameplay
 Inari_Kitsune: Oh noes
 vinewood_og: We live here now, again
 Akaiatana: I love number go up
 bubba0077: commercial break
Metric_Furlong: ah, so it's an idle game 
 Strebenherz: can you skip with keys?
 A_Dub888: It's revving up!
 CouldntPickAUsername: imagine when you get 25000?
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like they might benefit from a complete overhaul of belief system
  Foxmar320: Number go up strong
 NoxStryx: His short story collection is called "A man and his battle unicorn" and has a rhino on the cover. So i guess rhinos are battle unicorns
AdamLavadan: Over 9000?
 matthaus_c: the Portland VOD was phenomenal
 Inari_Kitsune: Things are great
GedankenPalast_: 10%er right there 
 Lichenbeard: I heard there's some sale somewhere?
 matthaus_c: VOD? video
 vinewood_og: Will Melson be there?
 Tiber727: This is quality garbage.
AilithNix: haha you said peepee
 Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah Tarkir PPR
AdamLavadan: Is it getting faster?
 Marvoleath: !sale
  LRRbot: LRR is having a Warehouse Moving Sale! Almost everything is on DEEP discount!  And we found a bunch of old stuff too! Look through EVERYTHING for deals! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
kaynSD: As someone who doens't play MTG and hasn't for about two decades... can I just say how much I've LOVED this series of Friday Nights? 
Scarbble: heheh pp
 eric_christian_berg: Rhino = Chonky Unicorn
  Foxmar320: Thats a mood G
kaynSD: Its been glorious.
DigitalSeahorse: pp 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Dragonstorm look promising so far?
 CouldntPickAUsername: it is really making you wait
EvilBadman: You /have/ posted about it 
 sporkraptor: I went to my local zoo today
jessicaengle: brrrrrrrring ding ding ding
 JKBalch: What can leveling perception do?
 Inari_Kitsune: Let's how we can get a cyborg
 sporkraptor: saw one of the tigers napping in his crate, it was very cute
 Marvoleath: !ppr
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyObedientPeppermintPRChase-_DWYYDqRO8yhtpEi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am hoping to go back to three color because I am kind of tired of two color
 dumbo3k: @JKBalch lets us hear the ticking more clearly
Duffadash: @NoxStryx His new book is "Enchanter Level Zero" the first book in the Al Tefaris series. I absolutely recommend looking up the reviews on Goodread
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor That's adorable
 Gekyouryuu: today's EDSC was great, btw
 BrowneePointz: I can't wait to see him BODY slam yall(affectionately)
thebuzzstreams: That noise is all the money YOU could be saving by shopping now at the LRR Warehouse sale!
Scarbble: i am so excited for kibler on a ppr
kynelwynn: You're getting YouTube award winning science education Kyle Hill?!
 matthaus_c: glad to see Kyle Hill working with y'all
 LurkerSpine: James said y'all had been trying to get Brian up forever
 Marvoleath: oh, is !ppr a mod only command?
 FadedOasis: I like the reminder on the bottom. "Remember to Look at the LeaderBoard on Steam"
 gnyrinn: So Friday Nights premieres  Way past European Bed Time (tm)? That's... unfortunate.
 vinewood_og: GAMER
 sporkraptor: @Thefluffiestguineapig big paws! and BIG TEEF YAWN
  Juliamon: !ppr
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 Dog_of_Myth: I'm excited for the PPR.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: who else among the LRRsfolk will be at the PeePeeR?
 Inari_Kitsune: 1 k more
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh 2 hives now
 LadyLockwood92: I look forward to watching it once I get home and finish being exhausted ^^; Gonna be travelling pretty much all of Friday.
 Strebenherz: are there giveaways planned for the ppr?
 Saintnex: NOEP
 MAPBoardgames: Airing on the wrong side of caution
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah reasonable
  Sarah_Serinde: @Strebenherz yes
  Juliamon: I don't know why lrrbot changed the permissions for !ppr, fixing that now
 BITs19_: oh the spider faucet
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 Inari_Kitsune: Oh my
 TehAmelie: this game is like when i tried to wittle a car in 5th grade woodshop
 SkylerRingtail: Yum yum, organic waste
 vinewood_og: Apologize for nothing. That Wes Anderson episode belongs in a museum!
 A_Dub888: woo hoo
 JKBalch: Wait, with the Self Hypnosis angle, the opening level greeting "You Must tell you friends about this game" becomes a lot more sinister
 Gekyouryuu: because one of them weighed 3, so it threw off the numbers
kaynSD: Yeah the Wes Anderson movie was WONDERFUL
 accountmadeforants: Is the cockroach walking noise the same as the score noise?
kynelwynn: Man, this Earth defense Force game sure has crappy graphics
 spethycakes: that episode was truly excellent
 A_Dub888: It was excellent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor I once got to talk to a veterinary professional who worked at a zoo with tigers and apparently working with tigers is surreal in isolation because there was a female who was particularly vocal and they discovered that humans still have the genetic programming for every single body in your body to CLENCH every single time she roared
 Tom_Bruise: you'd think the guy smashing bugs going "woohoo!" would occasionally throw in a "yippee" or something
 Strebenherz: i am pretty unfamiliar with wes anderson and now i want to look into wes anderson.  that was a helluva episode
 matthaus_c: it's so easy to half-ass a Wes Anderson parody
 BrowneePointz: the aspect ratio, the framing, the blocking
 BrowneePointz: the 4th wall breaks
Koios7: it was incredible
 BrowneePointz: you aped it PERFECTLY
 ContingentCat: it showed
kaynSD: The timing of everyone's delivery and the cinematography was top notch
 BITs19_: Y'all also look like you both belong in a Wes Anderson movie and also look incredible
 FadedOasis: The "He's running away!" shot was absolutely perfect.
AilithNix: I really liked the Wes Anderson episode
 LadyLockwood92: It was incredibly well done.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I noticed the writing first
TheSpindash: The season has been amazing so far.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you all decide to do a think, you all go all in and you did the thing incredibly
 Greyah: I have never seen any Wes Anderson stuff, but it's my favorite Friday Nights episode anyway.
 Tiber727: Like it ain't no thang?
 Kasran: the wes anderson ep immediately became my favorite episode of friday nights
 JadedCynic: all the friday nights are so entertaining - I still don't even play magic and I appreciate nearly everything in them
 NoxStryx: Personally I've been having fun hunting for Jobby the Jublin references in each episode
  Foxmar320: Im looking forward to seeing it
 MungoDude: oh good, I was worried you'd have to sort out the 1 metal
 MAPBoardgames: Same @JadedCynic
 BITs19_: In the most recent episode, Cam's scream at Melson really got me
Invitare: when is the Michael Bay style episode? 
 vinewood_og: Also last week's CameronYelp.wav needs to be my new notification sound. Perfection.
 Mazrae: Just tuned in and this sure is a game
 Bassios: Cam's scream in the game shop had me howling, absolutely perfect
  Sarah_Serinde: He really is
 BrowneePointz: if you HAVEN'T seen Wes Anderson, I highly recommend Grand Budapest. great movie
 LadyLockwood92: I *do* feel that Kathleen could have benefited from a silent, menacing Henchperson, but I appreciate that it would through off the point of the scene.
kynelwynn: Cam's got the chops to be a scream queen.
 Strebenherz: Nelson's Melson act was rather fantastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam is a consummate professional in so many ways
DigitalSeahorse: what if you only collect one type of recycle at a time then it only has that to filter when you hit exit?
 gnomonclature: @Saintnex Adam's "my man" in the last episode is one of the Great Moments.
 TehAmelie: i thought it was the bugs going wohoo
rabbitgta: Well timed and a nice pitch, good shriek
 BrowneePointz: Adam's MY MAN is Memeworthy Greatness
 MAPBoardgames: I'm beginging to think this new Fallout game isn't very good.
DigitalSeahorse: wahoo 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Me too
 malsareus: so we're mainly recycling cockroaches
 JadedCynic: @gnomonclature SAME
  Foxmar320: More bugs than 76. Somehow
jessicaengle: The extras were way too good.   Viscerally uncomfortable to watch
 korvys: Adam's acting is *really* good. He's very naturalistic
 JadedCynic: I dunno seems about as engaging as Starfield 
 matthaus_c: bloatflies looked very different
TheSpindash: Any good places to escape the map?
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 A_Dub888: Did it have the Todd Howard Seal of Approval?
 BrowneePointz: Radroaches-wear vaporwave tees and shades, Notsoradroaches- These
 Gekyouryuu: these roaches don't seem so rad.
 spethycakes: I am not a Magic person and only started watching Friday Nights at the start of this current season, and I have been enjoying it all so much
 Gekyouryuu: tubular at best
 Inari_Kitsune: That's definitely at least 1k
kaynSD: Kathleen just pushing over the deck during the challenge section had me in stitches. But also got to say the Rashomon episode was great too. Really good season full stop 
 gnyrinn: The "woohoo" sounds Inspired by, but not lifted from, one outside source. Which is good.
DoodlestheGreat: Hell, this is running WAY better than F3 ever did.
 matthaus_c: bugHive
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "Gatekeeper Dave's EDH closet" made me snort laugh
 RAICx: I mean, similar amount of jank compared to other bethesda game
 RAICx: *s
jessicaengle: Trying to figure why I liked Melson so much, I think he's the LRR equivalent of Onion Bubs
kynelwynn: There's an arrow in the cab of the truck
 vinewood_og: @JadedCynic Facts.
Slacker1977: isn't there supposed to be an arrow pointing to the Hive?
 Mangledpixel: there was a compass in the truck
 matthaus_c: this is just a regular day near the Thames
DigitalSeahorse: you can kill roaches by running over them?
 DeM0nFiRe: Dont drive into the river on accident. Do it on purpose!
DigitalSeahorse: is river the sub ocean?
Slacker1977: game said it's pointing to the hives or exit
 JadedCynic: @Slacker1977 I wonder what happens when there's more than one hive? - nearest?
 MAPBoardgames: Hive: B
DigitalSeahorse: bees!
 TheAwkes: Such technique!
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that guy shooting bees at you?
 Nigouki: i want a 3kg bee as a pet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like in Bioshock?
DigitalSeahorse: these poor bees
 Zerragonoss: Do they kill themselves on the stoped truck?
 matthaus_c: this is not how I remember the Cazador Nest
 Greyah: Oh I see now why you've been using the pipe for everything.
m1gr3nA: its mini minigun
 RealGamerCow: the barrels ARE rotating
 Akaiatana: So, last year one of my community's LGSs closed down and the episode from last week has been circulating. People have noted how well the episode stores map onto three of the alternatives in the city.
 vinewood_og: @matthaus_c 
 Inari_Kitsune: Talk about war of attrition
 lirazel64: BEEZ
 dumbo3k: Maybe that's just the Bees dying, because of their stinger falling out?or something
TheSpindash: It's one of those bees that dies when it strings
 Tiber727: That is what bees do.
DigitalSeahorse: they don't even headbutt to warn you
DaxStrife: Played too much Helldivers, I keep hearing "Bugive spotted! Prepare to exterminate!"
HeadingtoFall: to be fair that's a level 1 of 300 minigun
  Foxmar320: My LGS closed years ago and we never got a new one.
 CouldntPickAUsername: my LGS also closed down so this season has been very relatable
AdamLavadan: This game seems suspiciously playable, and even has decent functionality?!?
 JadedCynic: I don't even play magic...but I've seen those types of gaming stores around town here...
 A_Dub888: We've cracked the code
 Inari_Kitsune: Hooray!
 RealGamerCow: pipesm'n
 bytecaster: That's a Nier enemy
 lirazel64: So, this game is more meh than bad?
 Tom_Bruise: ooh I've always wanted to play as Liberty Prime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow But is it a secret pipesm'n
 Desruprot: 
  Foxmar320: Yes!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MAPBoardgames: Objective: Keep breathing.
DoodlestheGreat: That _is_ usually how it works.
thavleifrim: thats a very long range flamethrower
 vinewood_og: Observe that pipe
 dumbo3k: Wow, you can carry a lot more now
maxlethebeast: A weapon to surpass metal gear.
Duffadash: Can't show that in a Christian manga
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lichenbeard: what was the gas canister on top of the flamer?
 pyrrhos___: 
 A_Dub888: Health is aove weight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOO
  Foxmar320: Get in the truck?
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
kaynSD: hahaha
AilithNix: nooooooooooooo
 Strebenherz: r rated bee'ing?
 SymphonySolstice: welp
TheSpindash: Human can fight bees, but the cyborg is powerless.
m1gr3nA: hide in the car?
 vinewood_og: #longcovid
DigitalSeahorse: I'm thinking Queen Latifa
 MAPBoardgames: This cyborg has a few bugs in it.
 Inari_Kitsune: Can you get in the truck?
 lirazel64: IRL, bees don't like fog. It messes with their wings.
kaynSD: circle strafed from inside your kidneys
 Desruprot: died but still moving
 LadyLockwood92: It's clipped inside you.
TheAinMAP: kates7
 Tom_Bruise: That bee has bent the fabric of this game to its will
 A_Dub888: ur cute
 RealGamerCow: @MAPBoardgames 100% comment
 Tom_Bruise: making it the master, and you the player the fool
 Desruprot: EDSC was good
 Strebenherz: what
 Dog_of_Myth: wut
 niccus: oh god
 matthaus_c: is this a Kanye West game
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 MungoDude: I suspect as human you were small enough to hit them that close, but as cyborg your arms were too far from your body
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUHHHHHH
 TheWriterAleph: AHHH
 Travilogue: Good start
 niccus: this one is *VERY* loud
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 vinewood_og: You'll never be able to follow 2 without 1
 Tom_Bruise: EXCELLENT
 littleunknownn: 
  Foxmar320: Wat
 gnyrinn: One would have thought that a designer so occupied with sexuality would have changed that piping animation.
 CouldntPickAUsername: alright, here we go...
Scarbble: wat
maxlethebeast: Is this copyrighted?
 memnus:  ?
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 SymphonySolstice: fantastic start
 RealGamerCow: christiaan huygens? Okay
johnnylongtorso: hey look, wikipedia simulator
 matthaus_c: that should definitely be copyrighted
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Inari_Kitsune: Also Brazilian?
 TheWriterAleph: WHAT IS HAPPENING
  Foxmar320: Graham im so confused
 MAPBoardgames: wat?
 accountmadeforants: Peak
 margieargie: Napoleon, Genghis Khan and... Huygens?!
 Lichenbeard: what is going on
trebuchetboy: Imagine that intro was the game
 korvys: very spiders
 littleunknownn: Uh..
 CouldntPickAUsername: did you leave the spider tap on?
 A_Dub888: Were those copy/pasted from Wikipedia?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh there is a very real manifesto somewhere here
 Strebenherz: well that's many arachniphobia warnings
 Nigouki: what in jank's heck is happening
 Tom_Bruise: ESCALATING EXCELLENCE
 Saintnex: Oh hey, is that the spider asset from Time Rammasside?
 MAPBoardgames: please don't skip intro. I need to know where this is going
TheSpindash: Which of the spiders is the antichrist?
 JadedCynic: Huygens, Napoleon and Ghengiz...one of these things is not like the others...
 ValTheDrake: good to see the old spiderfaucet finding some employment
 LordZarano: !findquote spiders
  LRRbot: Quote #4541: "Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!" —Heather [2017-12-10]
teeyeezey: I dont feel so good Mr stark
 Astra7525: Did misapply the film-grain filter?
 Strebenherz: "we have dark souls at home"
DigitalSeahorse: here's your spider heavy warning
  Simriel: It's the return of the Spiderfaucet!
 CouldntPickAUsername: ok, chat, waht the fuck?
 CaptainSpam: More than expected, though?
 JadedCynic: yeah, like he trying to flee but can't stand
 Shurtal: Is that the Akira chime?
 vinewood_og: Package for Tony Stank!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Anaerin: We don't talk about Bruno.
 Desruprot: 
 Bassios: Genuinely thought we were about to get some cenobites up in here
 matthaus_c: by Tracts, do they mean... Treaties?
ArcadeEngineer: is this literally wikipedia
 MAPBoardgames: @CouldntPickAUsername let me know when you figure it out.
  Foxmar320: I was not ready for this
 matthaus_c: Treatises*
 lirazel64: @anaerin No, no, no...
 RealGamerCow: I am not okay
 A_Dub888: What is that guy kicking?
 SpacePotato01: much testosterone
 Lichenbeard: is this more of a video than game?
 Nigouki: is that man playing sudoku?
 Blip2004: getting strong zoo races vibes
  Juliamon: is this game Oops All Intros
 Inari_Kitsune: It's leg day
 JadedCynic: @matthaus_c no, tracts like treatises; close
 Dog_of_Myth: are we on drugs chat?
GedankenPalast_: Ook oook?
 Tom_Bruise: That's what this game needed; Huge humonculi doing lariats
 Strebenherz: we've gone on a sliing scale this stream from playable but bad, a bit worse but playable, to WHAT IS THIS
 lirazel64: Unskippable alert!
 Strebenherz: sliding^ scale
 accountmadeforants: Fortnite looking kinda different
Slacker1977: Hmm is this christian Borderlands?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm trying to figure out which actual scholar this guy has copied Wikipedia from misunderstanding things
 Astra7525: It has been quite a while a game has left A&G speechless
thavleifrim: did the zoo race people decide to become edgy?
 TheWriterAleph: i need an aduuuuult
 CouldntPickAUsername: @MAPBoardgames I now have it less figured out than before
 Anaerin: mDickie, is that you?
AilithNix: very loud
 bubba0077: tract (n): a pamphlet or leaflet of political or religious propaganda
 matthaus_c: @JadedCynic yeah I corrected myself, it was the god damn swipe keyboard 
 Jethrain: BIRDEMIC
  Foxmar320: Im so confused
 Tom_Bruise: Excellence is happening
 FarleyF: this is what Prayer Warriors wishes it was
 A_Dub888: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
  Texan_Reverend: Were these 4:3 character models that are now stretched to 16:9? They're so W I D E
 Cptasparagus: oh the eagles have come for the hobbits
 niccus: this is not the loudest this game gets
kynelwynn: Birdemic?
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/YawningAttractiveArmadilloBudStar-mWuMrvqEE9nstjk9
 Wolfstrike_NL: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
EvilBadman: These MGM splash screens have gotten too elaborate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is an era I have studied a lot and I think this guy has no idea what the fuck he's talking about
 Desruprot: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: that moment when the edibles kick in
johnnylongtorso: avant garde video game
DigitalSeahorse: birbs
 SpacePotato01: Is this actually happening?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WAIT
rabbitgta: Someone needs to re mic the lion
GedankenPalast_: Am I high?
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Simriel: I was Not Prepared
 bytecaster: [58] [59]!
maxlethebeast: It's what we call Avant Garde.
 Lichenbeard: so what's the bet on this not having gameplay in it?
 TheAwkes: This is a spacial kind of garbage, huh?
 Blip2004: someone drank a little too much jesus juice
 SymphonySolstice: " Oh my god " !
AilithNix: yeah it gets loud
  Foxmar320: Wat
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Anaerin: Also, I love leaving the Wikipedia citations in.
AilithNix: right away apparently lmao
 JadedCynic: @matthaus_c yeah...um...hard to focus on a conversation with...*points*
TheSpindash: Oh, it's a Williams Street game
 CouldntPickAUsername: there's a studio audience now?
 empyreon:  Birdemic time!
 sporkraptor: and then they shot him ????
DoodlestheGreat: Where did they record this, across the street?
johnnylongtorso: are we being hypnotized into heterosexuality?
 Inari_Kitsune: Oh dear
kaynSD: The voice lines were clearly recorded in a professional studio. While a frat party was going on.
 vinewood_og: And the lord said unto thee, "LOCK AND LOAD!"
 JadedCynic: in 1600
 matthaus_c: @JadedCynic yeah no kidding! 
 Denny40k: I have no idea what's going on
 GasCityGaming: when were we supposed to take the acid?
 lirazel64: And asbestos birbs...
  Texan_Reverend: Dragon's Breath. Not even once.
 Anaerin: @GasCityGaming About 5 minutes ago.
 Tiber727: Shots fired
EvilBadman: "oh my god!"
 Tom_Bruise: This is the closest humanity will get to recreating The Holy Mountain
 MAPBoardgames: This is French art-film  levels of confusing
 JadedCynic: didn't even take out the wikipedia citation notes
 TheWriterAleph: HOW do you play this back and be like, "yep. that's it. ship it."
ButButTheJesus: is this the real life
DigitalSeahorse: and some dude dancing to the sight
 RAICx: This... this is happening to all of us, right? It's not just me?
 empyreon: And the lord said "I think I hear a mountain lion!"
  Foxmar320: Wat
 sporkraptor: uh.... hmm
Critterbot: Come again?
 A_Dub888: 
 Desruprot: just what
 Wolfstrike_NL: Here is an image of a keyboard
 Dog_of_Myth: So much fire
kaynSD: Prayer Warriors feels like a luxury now
Amentur: "I prefer arrows"
 Tom_Bruise: apparently it's an RPG
thebuzzstreams: I thought you said there wasn't going to be a Prayer Warriors sequel today
 vinewood_og: Who needs art design when you have an untreated head injury?
 wifi12345678910: this is amazing
 sporkraptor: there's a lot going on here
 Strebenherz: this hurts the eyes
 Blip2004: R P G
 Inari_Kitsune: Is that Latin?
DigitalSeahorse: BOOM
3PlayerPolitics: damn spruce bark beetles
yunalasca: Every click, a new visual masterpiece
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: "axe"
  Foxmar320: I have concerns
 gnyrinn: But why Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?
 SymphonySolstice: this is an experience
 GasCityGaming: jumping is backspace?!
Reecer6: press f to move camera between liberal and conservative
 A_Dub888: "Z attacks on the inventory"
 lirazel64: @inari_kitsune Nope.
 empyreon: "Z attacks on the inventory"!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This asshole thinks he's talking about a Jesus allegory but it's literally just about Giordano Bruno
 Bassios: I inhaled some water before, and I'm not convinced this isn't just the last desperate gasp of my synapses shutting down
 lightfut: Game design is my passion?
 Wolfstrike_NL: "zxcv" as attack buttons
rabbitgta: I like a good Dutch angled view
EvilBadman: I've seen control schemes less convoluted in flight sims
 Lichenbeard: so there is actually gameplay in here
 TheMerricat: In case anyone was wondering, it looks like the text is copied verbatim from the Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Brunos
  Foxmar320: Yeah I saw that, backspace is a "choice"
 Marvoleath: backspace to jump? what is this controls scheme xD
 Desruprot: 
 FarleyF: RPG - Real Powerful God
 ValTheDrake: This was made in the States, right? Specifically in the State of Confusion?
 niccus: i'm afraid there's gameplay
 bytecaster: Love the paintbrush tool in mspaint
kaynSD: \m/
Slacker1977: GuitarTime
 TheWriterAleph: this is PIXEL VOMIT.
GedankenPalast_: I'm crying
 Bassios: I'm sorry WHAT
 Jethrain: wait "Sir" albert einstein??
 Blip2004: oh, dev likes left handed controls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If this is about Christianity why the fuck was he quoting misleading things from the Wikipedia article about a famous heretic?
  Foxmar320: ???
TheSpindash: Is this Jojo?
 RealGamerCow: Using quotation marks inappropriately is a weird common trend in Christian games
 matthaus_c: this is not Albert Einstein! this is Miles Edgeworth!
  Juliamon: TopHealth
 Lichenbeard: wat
 MAPBoardgames: I think my acid tabs just kicked in
DigitalSeahorse: make your own ASSets
 JadedCynic: "t'is such sport to see the engineer hoist by his own p'tard"
 Dog_of_Myth: I need to take more/less drugs
GedankenPalast_: Ohhh yes
TheSpindash: You have to tell me if this is Jojo
 RAICx: Hahahaha what
 LeokadiaBosko: 
 FarleyF: if you've taken your edibles they should have kicked in by now
 RAICx: 
thebuzzstreams: that big kicking shoe though...
 Astra7525: Are we gonna get DMCA'd?
 empyreon:   
 Inari_Kitsune: Rock on!
 Crad0k: i did not see that coming
kaynSD: what. the. everloving...
 SkylerRingtail: Definite copyright strike
 bytecaster:   
 ArmondoSC: this is gonna get claimed so hard
 vinewood_og: IS this what it feels like to get "high on life?"
  Juliamon: Top Health, Bottom Text
 CouldntPickAUsername: chat how many levels of what the fuck are you on?
Reecer6: is this french?
 Doc_Layzah: What in the Lisa frank Ed Hardy??
 Strebenherz: I'm not high enough for this
  Texan_Reverend: This harsh fisheye camera nonsense is weeeeeird
cadesguy: why does he have one REALLY BIG shoe
 gualdhar: are these AI lyrics?
AilithNix: BIG SHOE
 sporkraptor: what *language* is this
 SymphonySolstice: none of this was in the bible
GedankenPalast_:   
DigitalSeahorse: k now we're clown shoes
EvilBadman: Oh no, the Dead Cold Chili Peppers are gonna DMCA you
an_archist2: Einstein's famous ability, FLURRY RUSH
 Saintnex: what a bop lol
 bubba0077: am I having a stroke?
rabbitgta: I hope everyone took the acid tablet at the right time
 lord_wertornion: wat is happening..
 JKBalch: I haven't taken my edibles and their kicking in now
 lirazel64: Gonna get demonitized
 matthaus_c: by the way this is One Hundo % DMCA territory
 LeokadiaBosko: what is this i dont even
johnnylongtorso: what Red Hot Chili Peppers sounds like to people who hate them
DoodlestheGreat: Just say no to bus fumes, folks.
Critterbot: I am profoundly weirded out right now.
 Tom_Bruise: The teachings of George Gurdjeff meet Rap Rock... This is incredible
 Lichenbeard: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would mute the game
 A_Dub888: This music is just making me want to play The World Ends With You
 littleunknownn: I'm so confused
teeyeezey: The red hot chili peppers have really upped their production quality
 Inari_Kitsune: Sounds like old chili peppers
 spethycakes: I feel that I have been forcibly shifted to an alternate 90s reality
 SpacePotato01: reality: get rekt
 accountmadeforants: Ah, it's the cast of Anarchy Reigns
 sporkraptor: @johnnylongtorso truth
  Texan_Reverend: Might need to mute game.
 JadedCynic: @Astra7525 don't think so, this isn't RHCP...but it might be a tribute band singing their own stuff
kynelwynn: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because this is absolutely copyrighted
 korvys: Capoera?
DigitalSeahorse: this looks like a horribly skewed rip from Yakuza
  Foxmar320: I cant words now
 Greyah: Is this in Simlish?
maxlethebeast: Are you winning?
 RealGamerCow: Brazilian Chumbawumba?
 Anaerin: "AUTOPLAY" on Backspace.
 vinewood_og: You know the newer chili peppers stuff is *fine*
 sporkraptor: why... not?
 snowewolf: Become one with the Super Sayan cubes
 measureofhope: I've had this nightmare
kaynSD: bye cubes
GedankenPalast_: WHY NOT?
ArcadeEngineer: STYLE OF PLAY : RPG STRATEGY GAMES .. AS DARKSOULS .... HARDER .
 CouldntPickAUsername: this is like the sound track to an anime dubbed by 4kids
 matthaus_c: Albert Einstein knew Capoeira, don't you know
 Anaerin: apparently?
Dr_fragenstien: "How many effects should I use?" "yes"
ButButTheJesus: its
ButButTheJesus: whats
 Dog_of_Myth: Einstein got moves
 korvys: That music is kinda dope, though
 CaptainSpam: Well, look, they gave us all the intro we could've possibly asked for...
kaynSD: what role are we playing here?
 BrowneePointz: we look like Miles from Ace Attorney
yunalasca: Show those gigantic cubes whose boss!
 RAICx:  ?
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for lower volume
 vinewood_og: RPJesus?
  Foxmar320: No kill firled
 gnyrinn: That sounds like that Italian song that was made in "English sounding gibberish".
  Foxmar320: Neat
 SymphonySolstice: bye
Critterbot: Just... what is anything? -.-
 Tom_Bruise: I appreciate the constant state of puzzlement
DigitalSeahorse: 
ArcadeEngineer: The developers describe the content like this:  Fight RPG's Style afew characters naked only that ! A game with ScienceStyle in general .
 thatguysteve2709: So I am going to ask not expecting an answer. What the hell is going on
 Lichenbeard: it's a soulslike?
 Desruprot: ocean already
SiegeFeathers: everyone was wrong before, *this* is where the real Dark Souls starts
johnnylongtorso: Shazam identified the song as "Champanhe E Agua Benta" by Charlie Brown Jr.
 CouldntPickAUsername: @thatguysteve2709 yes
 MAPBoardgames: Plenty of time to reflect on your life choices and come to Jesus
 Anaerin: Press backspace, maybe, for "autoplay"?
TheSpindash: Man, this wasn't what I was expecting from Persona 6
 accountmadeforants: Oh, but there is a literal subocean, if nothing else
 bubba0077: You live here now
Slacker1977: can you switch characters?
 Marvoleath: autoplay?
AilithNix: I'm ngl this song is a banger
 Bassios: I think it was broken from the get-go
 JadedCynic: WORD, G
rabbitgta: We broke it?
 Astra7525: I think it was broken from teh start
 vinewood_og: Tiny Einstein?
 theambivalentagender: Can you break what is already broken
AdamLavadan: Holy mother of Christ, I must be peaking right now....
  Foxmar320: Can we show this to Cam
Tynermeister: yep. working as intended!
EvilBadman: @johnnylongtorso Holy shit that's it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmBYx2qlTIE
 matthaus_c: you could do an Unskippable on this
DigitalSeahorse: I think it started bork
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrappedNimbleDinosaurVoteNay-FJZ8b-herI-RgCYW
 CouldntPickAUsername: what are these god games always such a mess
  Foxmar320: I feel like Cam needs to experience this
 Strebenherz: this is making tomato way look like a polished diamond
  Simriel: @foxmar320 Oooh please!
 ValTheDrake: I was raised Catholic... I've been missing on a whole other kind of Christianity it seems...
 ArmondoSC: why is it always brazil?
 RealGamerCow: candash?
 A_Dub888: What's he saying after the title?
 FarleyF: @Foxmar320 do you want a catatonic Cam - as this is how you get a Catatonic Cam
 Marvoleath: Oh, is it french QWERTY?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, real talk, why the everloving fuck are we seeing quotes from a misunderstood article about a man burned at the stake for heresy in Rome?
 JadedCynic: one of the few instances where the passive voice is not just allowed but necessary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then playing Einstein?
 JadedCynic: "it was broken"
 Jethrain: that STANCE
 A_Dub888: That stride
 Anaerin: @Marvoleath No, they're the bottom row.
 RealGamerCow: Isaac "Yaoi hands" Newton
 Bassios: I don't think HE knew he could do that
 SymphonySolstice: fuck em up newton
 JadedCynic: I mean, he invented rainbows, remember 
 SkylerRingtail: Dat booty exerting its own gravity field, yannowhatimsayin
 lirazel64: As seen in Escaflowne
AilithNix: BIG HAND
DaxStrife: Sir Issac Newton, well known for having a dumptruck.
an_archist2: the newton chi blast
 Astra7525: Isaac Newton's famous finisher, the PLanet Cracker
DoodlestheGreat: It's that gravity control.
 RAICx: Next time on Oki Oki?
 Inari_Kitsune: It's s gravity punch
kaynSD: He certainly said they had seven colours
 pyrrhos___: oh my god the walk cycle
DigitalSeahorse:   
 RealGamerCow: and back tits?
 Lichenbeard: shouldn't you be fighting the antichrist?
 thatguysteve2709: Why does he walk like he took a dump in his diaper and hits the gym 2 times a day
rabbitgta: @couldntpickausername maybe the good book causes brain rot?
EvilBadman: This is the band: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown_Jr._(band)
yunalasca: I'm really enjoying the story of this RPG
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Gaelan_Maestro: is this an art game?
Metric_Furlong: @lirazel64 man, he's looking spry out of his giant life support chair
RedEmpress_: holy shit yes i love this game. i recognized it instantly from the stream thumbnail
ThorSokar: I am confused
 Jethrain: ah this must be one of those educational games
 A_Dub888: is this an educational game?
TheSpindash: Look, Graham, in modern education, we need to meet the kids halfway at where they are.
 ContingentCat: sometimes you learn things in interesting places
 Anaerin: What does backspace do?
  Foxmar320: History is wild
EvilBadman: a Genius. The G is for Genius
 ValTheDrake: I'm not completely sure if you're fighting or raving
 Darleysam: Sir Isac Nootin'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can barely look at this game
  Texan_Reverend: I mean, if you asked CHatGPT, it might agree that he had these powers...
 SymphonySolstice: while high
 TheWriterAleph: @Anaerin draws two cards from the top of your deck
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig that certain flavor of christian game/media that's astoundingly style deaf in a way that's difficult to replicate?
 JadedCynic: I...maybe this is the 'dadism' that Gen Z has been engaging in?
 Marvoleath: Im afraid to ask, but what does AUTOPLAY do?
 Brozard: Is this the Final Shape?
 A_Dub888: @TheSpindash We know where they're at?
 bytecaster: The rainbow is nice
 MAPBoardgames: Imagine this in VR
 SkylerRingtail: Backspace to Autoplay? Does that mean the game plays itself?
kaynSD: Issac Newton's dabbling with alchemy was all in an attempt to get this power, so this is historically accurate
  Juliamon: The "RPG" just means you will pick up an rpg to shoot at the antichrist
 snowewolf: Can you Ride the Super Sayan Cubes?
an_archist2: Isaac Newton, famous for having the powers of dimensional destruction
 TheAwkes: Sir, your fever dream called and told me to tell you that it's scared.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The game was broken again
 MAPBoardgames: G for 'goodbye'?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAwkes That's appropriate
kaynSD: did you accidentally start the game?
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon 
 gnyrinn: Well, he did write more about alchemy than physics, so maybe that one picture represents the physics, and the rest of the level is about the alchemy?
 JadedCynic: ???
 matthaus_c: why are we in a...
RedEmpress_: oh hey its disco elysium
 CouldntPickAUsername: this is not how I remember disco elysium starting
 Lichenbeard: is it the antichrist?
 MAPBoardgames: @RedEmpress_ precicely
 ArmondoSC: this feels like one of those games that would play below a video of someone reading reddit posts
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe it was like a training area?
 JadedCynic: sarcophagus bridges
 ContingentCat: close enough!
 Marvoleath: "restart level" but it didnt say which
 matthaus_c: yEET
 Bassios: Yeet!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are we smashing GRAVES?????????
  Foxmar320: What is happening???
 Blip2004: goodbye
 TheWriterAleph: hoohoohoooeeeeyyy
EvilBadman: Good bye
SiegeFeathers: where's the bubblegum tongue when you need it
 MAPBoardgames: get in the sea
 bubba0077: goodbye
 Lichenbeard: goodbye
 Dog_of_Myth: dang
 SymphonySolstice: byee
 empyreon: yaYEEEEEET
Slacker1977: very Dark Souls
 RealGamerCow: I don't even know what is *supposed* to be happening
 SpacePotato01: jump into the fan
tergonis: never jump in from neutral
 thatguysteve2709: I am still confused idk if it's good?
 lightfut: That was some queens of the stone age?
 Strebenherz: gotta way, this is UNIQUE in a way that no AAA game could ever HOPE to be
ThorSokar: I'm gonna say it, I think this game might just be bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And there was a ceiling fan
 Megaparsec256: so they made the enemies have giant knockback and then didn't put in a killplane
 theambivalentagender: Damn Issac Newton is cheeked
 Piratical_tendancies: thats absolutely the disco elysum hotel room
DigitalSeahorse:  sub ocean again
  Simriel: Alex, in your own words, what is happening in this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are these his alchemy powers?
  Foxmar320: Did we died??
 Brozard: Not sure it's the knockback, just the physics? RE:  your jump
EvilBadman: @Piratical_tendancies I had the same thought
rabbitgta: Glory be to the highest, should have specified not highest on drugs
 dumbo3k: Ran out of health
 TheWriterAleph: sir isaac yaoihands
 Strebenherz: this is astounding
AdamLavadan: I think I have finally witnessed perfection
 Brozard: Maybe gravity hasn't settled yet
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a statement
 theambivalentagender: The start screen here looks like the start of Disco Elysium
 A_Dub888: Who's throwing all the glass? And WHY?
 LadyLockwood92: Ah, in an inversion of expectations, the challenge here is to stay *out* of the subocean
 FarleyF: This game "Hold me Holy Grail"
 vinewood_og: Stand against the devil!
kaynSD: Is this the secular Prayer Warriors?
an_archist2: isaac was feeling gassy that day
 DeM0nFiRe: At least with Prayer Warriers you knew where you stood. (It was against the devil)
  Foxmar320: Sometimes you just gotta let one rip I guess
 snowewolf: Science is happening Alex ... Science
EvilBadman: he got them apple farts
Slacker1977: he blew out his back spawning
 CouldntPickAUsername: why is it 'top' health
3PlayerPolitics: and there's your boxquite!
 Strebenherz: jojo style Isaac newton farting while doing sick moves for the jesus?
 MAPBoardgames: M to change all weapons
kaynSD: @DeM0nFiRe perfect
yunalasca: Sir Isaac Newton, waking up in a bar after the brawl
3PlayerPolitics: quote
Scarbble: this is a heck of a thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe And also the goal (to rescue the children)
DigitalSeahorse: this game needs outer walls
 Brozard: Isaac's going NEWT NEWT
 vinewood_og: Blaphemy
 SymphonySolstice: yes
 MAPBoardgames: Cause of death: died
 matthaus_c: there is an Autoplay???
DigitalSeahorse: and a tutorial
 Strebenherz: "I know writers that use context and they're cowards"
 CouldntPickAUsername: quick, try the pause tongue speed run strat now
EvilBadman: use your bubble gum tongue
 Tom_Bruise: Too much electric has been known to kill... things
TheAinMAP: 
 warboss5: What absolute nonsense IS this???
 Megaparsec256: i think either you have friendly fire on your own projectiles or your abilities cost health? but that's just a guess, maybe the enemies are silently hitting you from across the map
DigitalSeahorse: and some sort of knowledge of what a game even is would help
 Greyah: You did manage to get 1 souls
kaynSD: is it playing Like a Stone by Audioslave?
AdamLavadan: You are meant to get gud with christ
 A_Dub888: Carl, could you at least wait until I open the windows before you shoot? The glass is a pane to replace
 LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think this guy could be described as having been 'fine'...
teeyeezey: cmon we all know Newton was famously not a melee class
 Blip2004: oh that is for sure some copyrighted music in the background
 vinewood_og: Is the soundtrack ripping Audioslave?
 gnyrinn: Why the broken glass?
 lightfut: Holy crap it's absolutely like a stone by queens of the stone age
kaynSD: Yeah it's definitely Audioslave
 MAPBoardgames: I'm pretty sure this is NOT AI generated.
 matthaus_c: and they didn't use copyrighted music 
EvilBadman: @lightfut Audioslave
 lightfut: Or audio slave yeah
 thatguysteve2709: Demonic from grandmas boy
 snowewolf: Chat GPT was has made this game just  for alex just on this show. just for this day
 FarleyF: this feels like a game played in the back of those youtube videos where they have a story on the front
ThorSokar: movie background games, have to at least work long enough to get the shot
 IanAllenBird: how's the garbage today, folks?
 Doc_Layzah: @kaynsd is that what I keep hearing??
EvilBadman: It's like randomly starting the song in the solo too
kaynSD: yeah, it's like the guitar solo of Like a Stone
 vinewood_og: "Room by room, eventually*"
 RAICx: IanAllenBird it's.... it sure is
thebuzzstreams: @IanAllenBird oh, it has been going....
 Anaerin: That large explosion with the balls did some damage, but it apparently takes a while to wind up.
 lirazel64: @doc_layzah Stinky
 Doc_Layzah: That is absolutely "like a stone"
DigitalSeahorse: snowewolf I dread the day when AI built games end up on this show
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thebuzzstreams Before this it was just silly but functional
an_archist2: it's tophealth because it's on top of your character
 Jethrain: i think TopHealth is the same health, but just displayed at the top
 NoxStryx: You dont have top health and bottom health?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: For is for the upper body and one is for the lower body
Slacker1977: seems both Healths are the same
 bytecaster: I think top health is just the same health element but at the top (in the original template they used)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is causing the raining blood
 SkylerRingtail: "TopHealth" seems the variable name referencing the visually on top bar
 FarleyF: please tell me you paid top dollar for this gem of a game 
 sporkraptor: you see it's for the two types of health, health and also health
MGN001: I think TopHealth and Health are the same bar, just in two places
 gnyrinn: Health and TopHealth seem to be the same.
 dumbo3k: I swear I've seen this star move on like, an elden ring boss
 Bassios: I think it's called TopHealth because it's the health bar on top of your character. Because they probably have the placeholder name visible instead of a custom label
Cinnabat: Nice non-lethal light show
EvilBadman: @gnyrinn Why is the lower one BottomHealth
 Marvoleath: @Thefluffiestguineapig given the title is "genius vs antichrist" I assume that would be the antichrist
 JadedCynic: @Doc_Layzah wait, are you guys hearing music? because I'm getting G & A, and some soft game audio, but no music
EvilBadman: isn't
  Foxmar320: Graham how much was this "game"
 bytecaster: This game needs more tongue
EvilBadman: @JadedCynic It's real low and also a solo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath That's a bold assumption
 TheAwkes: Parts of games, assembled in a heap.
 FarleyF: i've got those moves like Issac, I've got those moves like Issac, I've got those mooooooves like Issac
AdamLavadan: Oh this IS a game!
 gnyrinn: @EvilBadman Well played sir.
 Anaerin: There is music, but it's Copyright music by Audioslave.
 RAICx: @AdamLavadan Is it?
  Foxmar320: This is a hot mess
 IanAllenBird: rip
 Doc_Layzah: There is 100% the guitar solo from an Audioslave song
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also what the fuck are the four pictures at the bottom?
DigitalSeahorse: fuckityfucklesmcfuckerson
Flyingdelorion: Wait, are we dancing on graves?
 Akaiatana: Do we think we can get Beyond Two Souls?
 TehAmelie: i've been watching Severance, and i think this is a step beyond games made to be played in the background of a TV show, this is like a game made for the severed
 Anaerin: @Thefluffiestguineapig The four characters you can choose from.
Slacker1977: @Thefluffiestguineapig the four geniuses fighting the Antichrist
 MAPBoardgames: big brain?
 BusTed: big brain
 vinewood_og: NGT DLC when?
  Foxmar320: ???
 TheWriterAleph: big brain?
 Desruprot: 
DigitalSeahorse: nice photoshop brushed wave doodle there
thavleifrim: because he's a genius it's in the name
  Foxmar320: wat
thebuzzstreams: This has me missing the floating glowing cubes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Electricity powers??????
 bytecaster: Newton in the sheets, Haley in the streets
 wifi12345678910: Haley had very big hair
 matthaus_c: what is Happening
GreyThey: Halley's Comet?
an_archist2: it's his commet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is he summoning Haleys comet???????
m1gr3nA: a comet i would pressume
 Voidhawk42: Halley discovered Halley's Comet. So he can throw it obv
 Jethrain: ah yes, sir edmund haley's comet
 Lichenbeard: sadly the the comet isn't match for their shotguns
GreyThey: Is the Comet also his head?
AilithNix: big head huh
 CouldntPickAUsername: how does this not use mana or stamina?
m1gr3nA: have you tried aiming a comet? of course it's not easy
 bytecaster: 1 soul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So why is his suit covered in lightning?
  Foxmar320: 
AdamLavadan: The hit boxes leave something to be desired
Flyingdelorion: Only one may stand!?
 TehAmelie: fun fact: the largest known comet is called C/2014, or Bernadelli-Bernstein. it's at least 120 km wide
DigitalSeahorse: feck
 CouldntPickAUsername: slaps game, you can fit so many haley's comets in here....
 vinewood_og: oort cloud of unkilled enemies
an_archist2: if that's halley's comet, then what was newton's ability supposed to be?
 MAPBoardgames: From the moment I fell, I knew the book that brought me here had not been destroyed. As there was no kill plane.
 Marvoleath: the comet ability should have ~80 years cooldown
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun just a heads up the music is weirdly the solo from an Audioslave song which might get a claim on the vod
 bytecaster: Point-blank comet them
DigitalSeahorse: if you can even get there
 bytecaster: 3 souls!
 bytecaster: 4 even
  Foxmar320: omg progress!
an_archist2: gameplay?
DigitalSeahorse: through the floor
AdamLavadan: LEVEL 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 JadedCynic: oh hell... Genius Bar...of course.
TheMadS8nt: So if your top health goes to 0 does it switch to bottom health?
 MAPBoardgames: What now, genius?
DigitalSeahorse: 
MGN001: Hold on, zero souls again?
 Lichenbeard: this game has a lot of visual noise
thebuzzstreams: back to 0 souls!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it cost souls to go to the next level?
  Foxmar320: Can we just run past everything
TomfooleryFox: as someone who struggles to pick out detail from busy screens, this game is hell
Angreed66: It is a religious game...
 pyrrhos___: this could be their reality
johnnylongtorso: @Lichenbeard and a lot of noise noise
 Anaerin: The visual noise is probably the edges of the texture that weren't transparent.
 JadedCynic: or as rick james would say "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
 TehAmelie: maybe a game made by severed personnell. . .
TheMadS8nt: This is actually just Lawnmower Man the game
 bytecaster: This is profoundly human
 vinewood_og: I have had nightmares, this week, with more cohesive level design.
 MAPBoardgames: Beauty Copter was at least a fever dream.
 Brozard: Haley Naruto runs?
 SymphonySolstice: this is too insane to be made by a machine
 Crad0k: cannot be copyrighted *yet*
 Dog_of_Myth: Only a person could come up with ....this
 gnyrinn: the design is Too Human
 LeokadiaBosko: This was clearly designed by one of the angels who never visited earth
 bytecaster: Haley actually was a Sharingan user
 Brozard: like Boruto's dad
DigitalSeahorse: it can only rip copyrighted stuff
 Anaerin: You also have to declare on Steam if and what AI content is used in your game, if any.
TheMadS8nt: "design" is a loose term to use here
 MAPBoardgames: No disrespecting niihan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if Haley's model was ripped from a Naruto game because I would bet money all of this was ripped direct from other games
 TehAmelie: no machine that made something this bad would be allowed to show it to people eh
 JadedCynic: "No computer will ever ask a new question" - and this is a key example - maybe this question should NOT have been asked, but it was (so it's not AI)
 Greyah: This has certainly been spawned by the endless ocean of human creativity. But some things are best left in the depths.
DigitalSeahorse: yeah the blinkin spiders intro was pretty considerate of them I guess
seanmrwick: what kind of shenanigans is this game?
 Brozard: The Chinese clock!
 JadedCynic: @Greyah exactly
DigitalSeahorse: almost
 TehAmelie: imagine if someone trained an AI to make games and also upload them to Steam at $200 a piece
 JadedCynic: @seanmrwick when we figure out, we'll let you know
SiegeFeathers: Genius Of War
seanmrwick: @JadedCynic sounds good
AdamLavadan: Gears of war kratos??
 CouldntPickAUsername: tip to toetos that's a kratos
 MAPBoardgames: his axe is a hand
 bytecaster: So what kind of scientific breakthrough is "Special Warrior" know for?
seanmrwick: he looks like a mix of Kratos and a Space marine
johnnylongtorso: more like kratom
  Foxmar320: We can dance
an_archist2: if you love something, let it rip
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 tknomncr: Beautycopter was at least coherent within its own odd realm. This is just random.
  Texan_Reverend: If you love something, let it rip.
thebuzzstreams: @johnnylongtorso Jesus christ that's too good
 opalkatzen22: The best looking model does ballet
 MAPBoardgames: This special warrior also can dance swan lake
 vinewood_og: When you took the money from the investors then forgot you had to make a game until 12 hours before the meeting
  Texan_Reverend: @an_archist2 Beat me to it.
 sporkraptor: his... arm
 TehAmelie: now that's a greataxe
 sporkraptor: there are some things happening with his "wrist"?
 JadedCynic: the axe mechanics are so far the best part of this game
 KBKarma: There's stuff happening with the frames.
 bytecaster: That run cycle needs some silly music
thavleifrim: Is this the rumored 20th anniversary god of war game?
 CaptainSpam: The frames are being framey.
AdamLavadan: @kbkarma what frames?
 KBKarma: Yes.
 margieargie: You're not playing Newton, so gravity doesn't apply
 JadedCynic: and 'best' is still a relative condition, not an absolute
kaynSD: it's a Genius Bar
 KBKarma: As Tom Waits said, a house where nobody lives.
 wifi12345678910: Is that shakespeare's house?
seanmrwick: Graham this is the house....of the dead
DigitalSeahorse: 
ThorSokar: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this game was not worth the money
 matthaus_c: I wish we stayed in Miner Ultra Adventures
 Dog_of_Myth: 
GedankenPalast_: Yes, no notes
 vinewood_og: I can haz phiziks?
GedankenPalast_: None were taken
 JadedCynic: "maybe if I keep putting filters on it, no one will identify it and sue me"
DigitalSeahorse: this doesn't look much better
 TehAmelie: i want this game to fight MIner Ultra Adventures
 KBKarma: I thought this stream had ended, and turned up to watch it. Only to find Stream In Progress.,
seanmrwick: that run though
DigitalSeahorse: floating walls
 WearingCats_CwC: This game is unpleasant to perceive
 TehAmelie: and only the strongest to survive
 Akaiatana: You have been christopher judged and been found wanting
johnnylongtorso: Sen's Fortress time
DigitalSeahorse:   
warpstonewarlock: Is this Sen's Fortress?
 matthaus_c: Sen's Fortresss ain't what it used to be
seanmrwick: this is what happens when someone is taking too many edibles before making a video game
AdamLavadan: This developer made some CHOICES!
 KBKarma: They sure are spinning to winning.
 matthaus_c: is This the Antichrist
 Dog_of_Myth: So let it rip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This dev seems to think if they speed up and slow down animations people won't notice that they ripped their assets from other shit
 TehAmelie: i seems you can also wait 15 minutes
 rentar42: el spidro gigante!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh and apply ten billion filters
otakon17: what the HELL am I looking at?
 bytecaster: This is just visual noise
  Foxmar320: The only way to intereact is not to play
 KBKarma: The gient spiper.
kaynSD: 2 souls!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 vinewood_og: The world will never know
 matthaus_c: TEXT BLOCK
 rentar42: some of these things might be happening
kaynSD: 7 Souls!
 dumbo3k: 7 souls!
 SymphonySolstice: TEXT BLOCK
 Dog_of_Myth: The only meaningful way to interact with this game is no.
kaynSD: 8!
 SquareDotCube: now we just went mousou
 pyrrhos___: bottom text
otakon17: You guys could be playing LOOK OUTSIDE right now and you play THIS?!
DigitalSeahorse: it's too busy to know
 Anaerin: You have 8 souls now.
 rentar42: Quick, block that text!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is quite literally la araña discoteca
thavleifrim: @otakon17 good question, next question.
 Akaiatana: This is a text block example of a bad game.
 vinewood_og: ATREYU!!!!
 KBKarma: We have God of War at home. God of War at home:
 TehAmelie: !advice
  LRRbot: Ponder your fists!
  Foxmar320: Not sure about junk camera
otakon17: Crotch Goblin mode
 bytecaster: Maybe we can unlock 4th person mode
 MAPBoardgames: this is a "view"
 TehAmelie: there we go
DigitalSeahorse: so much happen that you can't know what happn
kaynSD: Finally. A game from the 2nd Person Perspective
 JadedCynic: Spider: "It looked like it was just an intro role, but the next day they sent me more dailies and I got all manner of scenes, and was paid for the whole shoot. It was AWESOME!"
kaynSD: They did it
  Foxmar320: Grundle Cam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it is not glued to your taint
 SymphonySolstice: taint cam
seanmrwick: oh my god that zoom on his lower part of his body
otakon17: Please stop for all our sakes
ButButTheJesus: I would say I've disassociated at this point, but really I never started associating
 sporkraptor: wait wait his legs just turned around while his torso stayed the same
ThorSokar: good ol' grundle cam, the new meta is revealed!
 SquareDotCube: buffalo sighting
 KBKarma: I believe this kills the Graham.
otakon17: oh my god this is beyond amateur hour
 JadedCynic: wait...is this SECOND-person perspective?
 Shurtal: Grundle View. Grundle view! GRUNDLE VIEW!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OptimisticLittleDunlinBatChest-t_nUOeSaqGgucXIC
 vinewood_og: I hope this doesn't taint your review score.
otakon17: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
 KBKarma: THIS GAME HAS CHARACTERS?!
 Godeke: I played a game that had the conceit that it was a decaying old MMO that was corrupting and shutting down. It was far more sane than this, despite deliberately being broken.
seanmrwick: I guess in a manner of speaking Alex kind of "fixed it"
 KBKarma: Plural?!
 sporkraptor: this is so utterly incomprehensible
 Greyah: I think the camera button was G?
otakon17: why is this in a dark VOID!?
 bytecaster: @KBKarma One of them is Sir Isaac Newton!
 matthaus_c: why is one of the portraits a chibi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Godeke That sounds like it could be super cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Because fuck us specifically
 Greyah: @bytecaster And another Albert Einstein!
 KBKarma: I can see that! Also, for some reason, three of the characters are standard portraits, while the Einstein one appears to be a caricature
otakon17: Please stop. I'm begging you.
 JadedCynic: @otakon17 make up your own reasons - if they're good enough we'll take them over the 'no explanation' from the game
MGN001: @Godeke This sounds like something I would want to play
DigitalSeahorse: uh
otakon17: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT VOICEOVER
 matthaus_c: oh no it's the Rizzler
 Jethrain: i'm still getting so tripped up by "sir" albert einstein
AdamLavadan: It's sting!
 niccus: another astronomer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Sir Edmund Hailey character was actually Chibi
otakon17: he's a LEPRECHAUN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the character model was chibi
 sporkraptor: *everything* about this is completely incomprehensible
 SymphonySolstice: the fuckign walk cycle on this guy
 JadedCynic: dutch astronomer equal to newton and halley
 TehAmelie: where was that music sting stolen from?
 MAPBoardgames: Fireball goes in every slot!
 Anaerin: He's a Dutch mathematician and physicist.
DigitalSeahorse: them clown shoes
  Foxmar320: wat
 RAICx: As a Dutch person, I can confirm, Huyghens is definitely "some kind of JoJo"
ArcadeEngineer: is he constantly emitting some kind of goo?
 KBKarma: Oh, Hyuugens was an astronomer.
 Lichenbeard: is this the antichrist?
 tidehollowcat: I have been suspicious that this is all a Jojo reference
 thatguysteve2709: T pose on them
AdamLavadan: 💀💀💀💀
otakon17: Graham is done
 Mnemonicman: T-Pose to victory
 sporkraptor: he's doing... Things
 Greyah: That stance!
 NightValien28: vibrating crane kick
 sporkraptor: goodbye
 theambivalentagender: He's going to the store
 matthaus_c: the things this dev likes are very evident
 Voidhawk42: Dutch Astronomer and Mathematicain. Discovered Saturn had rings among other things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A projectile kick?
m1gr3nA: huygens was a multidisciplinary scientist, among others astronomer
 vinewood_og: oki oki mode activate
 sporkraptor: he's dancin'
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seanmrwick: oh my god this is a Jojo thing
otakon17: This kills the Graham
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LongVainWaffleDAESuppy-K4BG4bfXofm_DNMU
  Foxmar320: Best character yet
 MalFnord: The probe that landed on Titan was named after him!
DigitalSeahorse: your stand is not standing actions
 MAPBoardgames: no. you knocked them off. you got no souls
 JadedCynic: so THICCC
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
seanmrwick: @thebuzzstreams I'd say....yes
 WearingCats_CwC: Same fighting style as Akiyama from Yakuza
 JadedCynic: so VASCULAR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHHHHH
otakon17: CHONKY
 Strebenherz: thiccc
 TehAmelie: Bruce Lee: i fear the man who has 1000 kicks per minute
 SymphonySolstice: Cubed
 KBKarma: Can't be Liefeld, you can see the feet.
DigitalSeahorse: do we have a face?
 LordZarano: "In physics, Huygens made seminal contributions to optics and mechanics, while as an astronomer he studied the rings of Saturn and discovered its largest moon, Titan."
 bytecaster: You are like soooo deep, like your model dimensions are all wrong
 Cptasparagus: shelf-like
otakon17: Seriously what is this visual MUCK
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma and not enough buckles and pouches
  Foxmar320: LOL
 JadedCynic: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just crane kick them into oblivion
AilithNix: is this op or what?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 vinewood_og: you literally can not see him
 TheWriterAleph: HUSTLE
 JKBalch: Dear Lord, he's gone plaid!
DigitalSeahorse:   
HavenDragon: you know barrel chested? this guy is shipping crate cheste
AdamLavadan: He's a SKAT Man!
DigitalSeahorse:   
HavenDragon: chested*
 NotCainNorAbel: The attack of Riverdance
 CaptainSpam: It's Really Deep Man!  He's really deep, maaaaan...
otakon17: God this hurts me
yunalasca: Not a Text Block!
 MAPBoardgames: no the cyclones were in the level background
 Driosenth: He's deep, but not in an emotional manner
 KBKarma: Are those guys actually taking damage?
 bytecaster: Is this what they mean by "T-Pose for dominance"?
DigitalSeahorse: waaaaaaaa
seanmrwick: did someone call in the "Super fist of the North star?"
 JadedCynic: hame...kame....Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 matthaus_c: these moves weren't in 36th Chmaber
 TheWriterAleph: kaaameeehaaameeeHYUUGENS
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaatatatatatatatatatatatatattatataataaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's deep because he kicks so fast the space between his atoms is now wider
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma not really, but we can just knockback them off the edge of the level
 KBKarma: Astronomer.
otakon17: Your attacks do nothing
 KBKarma: @JadedCynic Ah!
 CaptainSpam: You're Going To The Store-ing them to death!
 JadedCynic: Saturn's moons
AdamLavadan: Oh this must be the 39th chamber
 matthaus_c: he huygen deez nuts
 Anaerin: He's a Dutch Mathematician and Physicist.
 Nigouki: saturn
 Crad0k: gearing things
 Voidhawk42: Dutch Astronomer and Mathematician
 terrence_too: He invented the Huygens drive?
Jet_Almighty: Aggressive camera fluctuation: The Game
 SymphonySolstice: I have to go home from work but I'm too fascinated
 Greyah: Dutch bloke that figured out some space stuff.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was a space probe named after him.
an_archist2: huygens ran really fast in place while t-posing
 Voidhawk42: Discovered Saturn's Rings
otakon17: Master of the Thousand Suns
TheSpindash: I'm convinced this game is a tech test to see how many specialized shaders you can apply.
GapFiller: that satellite they landed on Titan is named after him
 vinewood_og: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Duthcman
yunalasca: Was Huygena a tap dancer as well as an Astronomer?
  Foxmar320: Glad it's official
 HbombAndFriends: The Dutch!
AdamLavadan: He is the super Chad, duh
 JadedCynic: see?
 TheWriterAleph: we're learning 
 vinewood_og: type words for clapping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are these guys all Mathematics and Astronomy Nerds ?
DigitalSeahorse: oh him!  I thought you meant who is the dev
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 gnyrinn: sure
 sporkraptor: ah, this is his "Centrifugal Force Kicks"
 MAPBoardgames: Physicist, Astronomer, Break-dancer.
 TehAmelie: entropic kicks
 TehAmelie: or entrokicks
 KBKarma: Gee, I wonder why, Graham.
 CouldntPickAUsername: no mention..... yet
 sporkraptor: is that... a spider?
 Anaerin: "Why are you like this?" [KICKS REALITY INTO SPLINTERS]
 measureofhope: You can fix that, Graham
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes; Newton, Hygens, Halley, Einstein
 corefluxx: Is it Garbage Day today?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Doc_Layzah: Oh. Photons are waves. That was him
 matthaus_c: @JadedCynic don't forget Kratos
 KBKarma: @sporkraptor Theoretically.
 bytecaster: Everybody knows Hyugens was really deep, like extremely deep
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
ThorSokar: Ya know, I think I can see why they left this one out on his Wikipedia, since this game is giving me a thundering headache
DigitalSeahorse: woo fireballs
 DeM0nFiRe: What did you call me?
  Foxmar320: A bit on fire
 gnyrinn: isn't horology about clocks?
 sporkraptor: @corefluxx yes... and we certainly have found The Garbage
m1gr3nA: chorology is clock science/technology
seanmrwick: @corefluxx It is Garbage Day!
DigitalSeahorse:    
 JadedCynic: @matthaus_c Special Soldier has yet to have his work published about the Oort Cloud...
 accountmadeforants: "I wonder why my roundhouse kicks keep deforming my surroundings, maybe I can attribute this to some kind of fictitious force..."
 wifi12345678910: I thought Horology was about the Horus  heresy
 Greyah: I had a Noita run like this once...
  Foxmar320:   
 JadedCynic: @sporkraptor that was the last game (literally)
 sporkraptor: your Mana seems to be going down...
DigitalSeahorse: 
AdamLavadan: Hell is unraveling around us
 measureofhope: balls.
 KBKarma: @wifi12345678910 No, that's Horusology. Or Treasonology.
TheSpindash: This is a game about how, despite the progress of math and science, we cannot meaningfully quantify human progress.
 sporkraptor: no, it's a *text block*
 JadedCynic: "TEXT BLOCK"
DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: it's the wand of Text Block
 Strebenherz: this is a hell of a gary's mod
Hallontagg: is that raggy mace?
m1gr3nA: moons graham those are moons, titans to be precise
 sporkraptor: "equip Text Block to continue"
 KBKarma: It's a wacky waving inflatable tube man!
 MAPBoardgames: The planets are made of spiders. Anyone with 'spider faucet' on their bingo cards can fill it in.
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  Foxmar320: Im amazed Windows has not said "Im done"
 vinewood_og: plz stop, signed cpu
 A_Dub888: Taskmanager: “AAAAAAAAAAA”
 sporkraptor: oh no you're out of maNa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would just say "why do you hurt me so"
KeytarCat: WE are out of mana
 CaptainSpam: Oh, okay, so it's just a placeholder text line, not indicating there's a block of text to uncover at that point.
 SquareDotCube: those are just all your fans at max
DigitalSeahorse: I hope the gaming PC is free of dust
 Anaerin: When the HDD light is locked on all the time, and you have an SSD...
seanmrwick: when I hear the words "Garbage Day" for some reason I think of that scene from Silent Night Deadly Night
 JadedCynic: Microsoft C runtime redistributable is DYING
 KBKarma: Your computer has been misbehaving. And it must be punished.
DigitalSeahorse: inside*
 Kasran: i had a risk of rain 2 run that looked like this once
 LordZarano: Are these planets copies of Saturn's largest moon Titan, which he discovered?
 JadedCynic: @seanmrwick good, that's where we took it from
 KBKarma: @seanmrwick That is a common gif used in Discord on Garbage Days.
AdamLavadan: Have we reached unprecedented heights with this game?
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, he was Dutch
KeytarCat: I am glad that Health and Top Health are synched
 Marvoleath: well, he is Christian
 WearingCats_CwC: He just kicks the water super fast
 sporkraptor: at a certain level of Science you can simply walk on water
 KBKarma: @Dog_of_Myth The Dutch! Again!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well I guess the ships are immaterial excellent
 matthaus_c: this hurts to look at with my Basic Human eyes
 JadedCynic: I mean, if the Dutch can't fly, they can't stay above water
 Strebenherz: tomato way was more straightforward
 vinewood_og: Is this the new AC?
m1gr3nA: @sporkraptor at certain temperature water turns into ice... 
 bubba0077: behold, the chaos you have wrought
DigitalSeahorse: yeah like in dragon ball you just hover for half a season to charge your fireballs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Tomato Way LORE is more straightforeward
DigitalSeahorse: Z*
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh man, I gotta look at the steam reviews and discussions for this game
 corefluxx: How does one sub-ocean when one cannot get into the water?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I fucking love Tomato Way and I will die on that hill
 matthaus_c: I should go rewatch the Tomato Ways
 matthaus_c: I love Metal Gear Squalid
seanmrwick: @Strebenherz Tomato Way was actually pretty funny
 gnyrinn: Tomato Way has many flaws and none of them matter
 KBKarma: Somehow, I don't think the game wanted you to be here.
 JadedCynic: The Tomato Way had an actual narrative...this?  I'm not sure one way or the other
seanmrwick: @KBKarma And the Dutch!
  Foxmar320: We sure did something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Has color despawned now?
 JadedCynic: all the particle effects
 bubba0077: there's a dude to the right
DigitalSeahorse: Tomato Way games are good games
AdamLavadan: Has Alex succeeded?
seanmrwick: @JadedCynic brilliant!
Dr_fragenstien: it's amazing someone can make a game without ever looking at it
 Strebenherz: both
seanmrwick: @KBKarma to be clear @KBKarma this is in the LRR discord, right?
 Akaiatana: This area looks like where the Godskin Apostles train
 dumbo3k: Publishing steam games should have the Mario Maker rule, where you have to beat your own game
 TehAmelie: well, at least a little thought
 KBKarma: @seanmrwick Yeah, and also Alex's Discord.
 Strebenherz: @seanmrwick it was, no shade meant to it but ye gods
 JadedCynic: they researched...and then just...put all that history in THIS
TheSpindash: This is someone who only ever played Asura's Wrath
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SiegeFeathers: artistic intent is a mixed bag
AdamLavadan: Oh we are enjoying it right now
 Greyah: No, see. Whoever made this knows exactly they're supposed to make it do what it's technically supposed to do, so they don't realized it's all shnockered.
seanmrwick: @KBKarma Alex has a discord?
 accountmadeforants: "This looks like Earth Defense Force, ship it"
  Foxmar320: welp
DigitalSeahorse: "OMG this is STILL rendering!  I've gotta hand it in to the teacher in 2 minutes!"
 LeokadiaBosko: Or they got to the point where they said "Well, there's no fixing this. Might as well shit it and get whatever we get from it"
seanmrwick: @Strebenherz @Strebenherz no worries
  Foxmar320: That was something
 JadedCynic: in summary:  
 KBKarma: @seanmrwick Yah. It's generally closed. He opens it on occasion. His site lists when it's open.
 KBKarma: !alex
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 LeokadiaBosko: *ship
 vinewood_og: Wow. S tier garbage day. Thank you!
DoodlestheGreat: This was a gam.
ButButTheJesus: that was
 Bassios: I'm still not convinced that actually happened
 bytecaster: Strong selection this week
 IanAllenBird: o7
 ValTheDrake: that last thing was... a thing
kaynSD: thanks for entertaining us all 
Ashmantle: 
ThorSokar: That was impressively bad
 Marvoleath: was it?
seanmrwick: @KBKarma ah ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very good Garbage day
DigitalSeahorse: that was
3PlayerPolitics: w. e. l. p.
AdamLavadan: Decompress time needed...
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 TehAmelie: we have done it, we have found video games
GedankenPalast_: Thank you for streaming   That was something
 Marvoleath: !prime
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 Strebenherz: 100 peak garbage
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, these were all excellent games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now I need to go lay down
 vinewood_og: And buy shirts or beej will ruin your coffee maker.
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for this lovely stream on my birthday!
  Foxmar320: !sale
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 CaptainSpam: Games occurred.
 NightValien28: thank you? for that
 ContingentCat: thanks lads
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
 accountmadeforants: *in the context of this stream
 Marvoleath: !next
seanmrwick: thanks for the fun!
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 matthaus_c: everything feels Weird to look at now
 LadyLockwood92: It...did I fal asleep
DigitalSeahorse:   
AdamLavadan: Bless you for the immaculate garbage
 Strebenherz: !alex
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: and thank you, chat, you're adorable too!
thebuzzstreams: oooh, more stacking the lands
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TheAinMAP: !box
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seanmrwick: sick! I'm planning on getting the commander deck you played, graham!
 CaptainSpam: No LurmTug
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is a good comic
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the good chats! Thanks mods !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !Modlove
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dangit I forgot it already, ah well
   Anubis169 hugs Thefluffiestguineapig
   Anubis169: we got it anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You all work very hard all the time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now off to study more veterinary anesthesia!
   Anubis169: all the best 
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