letfireraindown: Wisconsing weather is nice now. I got to walk out with a t-shirt on
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: If you take too long I'll put your hand in the box.
ihlendrax: LRRbot is choosing violence tonight.
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
Cosmonautilis24: !card
IbunWest: can’t believe it’s friday night already
IbunWest: this week really flew by
RockPusher: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #8126: "The crotch area, one of the big problem spots." —Cori [2022-07-04]
Jillexie: Wednesday is the new Friday
IbunWest:
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week ladies cube night with Kathleen, Cori and some special guests! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
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atlr: yayyyyy tgif
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat
kaziel0: o/
Getter404: Wait what happened to AFK? PAX East schedule warping?
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Fruan: I love getting Friday on Wednesday!
atlr: me toooo
Mindfire13: Technically this is AFK. It's just that AFK isn't normally Magic.
IbunWest:
kaziel0: tgiw? XD
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Getter404: Friday Night... Keyboard? I don't know is that anything
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MarkovDescendant: I thought I was losing my mind and that I had somehow lost 2 days when I saw the notification lol
IbunWest: thank girls it’s Wednesday
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Mazrae: This music is making me want to watch RQ
kaziel0: @Mazrae I've been rewatching the Pre prereleases. A rewatch of RQ after sounds like a solid plan.
slotguts: not the police recruiting ad 🫥
Shadowsoflife: oof
UWDJohn:
QuixoticScrivener: that font is so calm and reassuring
AugmentingPath: wwww: weekly wednesday women's wagic
slotguts: i wonder if honorary girl wheeler will be joining
ThePerrBearr: did i miss two days? i see a FNPF.
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Dog_of_Myth: Look at all those cool people.
gualdhar: WOAH, GUESTS!
pleonasticTautology: it's wednesday, lemon
Flyingdelorion: Hello Ladies!
pleonasticTautology: hello everyone
Brozard:
RayFK: Look at all these wonderful people and the chaos gremlin that is Olivia
onmartn: THE FEELING IS RIGHT
RockPusher:
Moar Magic you say 
Rodzos:
Hi 
Yrefe: drafting with the gals
RayFK:
Flyingdelorion: Oh what a night!
Desruprot: Wednesday Night Paper Draft
Verrain2: This is delightful!
bytecaster: smooth
gualdhar: better than North 100, ok
withwherewithal: Woo draft draft draft! Also stoked for all this mentioned filmed commander content with all these awesome people
GoblinRoyalty:
If I'm 
can I still join ladies night? 🥺
RockPusher: Hey Check It Out is a good time
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Dog_of_Myth:
gualdhar: good boss, as long as the checks keep coming
azidbern95: Her boyfriend? I thought they were roommates
RockPusher: the bidness
slotguts: awesome guests
MrSarkhan:
Scarbble: woooo ladies cube
KaleidoscopeMind: yay! getting paid!
onmartn: oh my god they were roomates
Sibwow: corporate spons-her-ship
bytecaster: #sponseld
Fyurios: A bit late, we know what kinda cube it is?
GhostValv:
Capitalism
RatherLargeToad: “Sarkhan was a man…”
Verrain2: Sarkan was a man!
Fruan: I just put in a cardkingdom order last night!
slotguts: angels ladies cube!
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Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good
Getter404: I said consumate Vs! CONSUMATE!
RockPusher:
kaziel0: Is Serge around so Olivia can randomly call for him as a Judge and he can continue to just appear?
avjamethyst: cube is in dragonshield color "soul"
GoblinRoyalty: I have a friend who is hard running Karthis Tyrant of Jund for three months just because everyone is playing dragons LuL
MrSarkhan:
TheWooglie:
Shadowsoflife: We did this
onmartn: Matreon?
dianafire__: Woooo girls night!! Hi ladiessss
sporkraptor: dingle bingles
KaleidoscopeMind:
manbundnd: Dude what a fucking POD
Verrain2: Bongles, in this economy?
lirazel64: ✊️
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MacbethSeemsSus: Kathleen's phone refusing to be silenced is on brand
RockPusher: Zombies & Spiders & Angels & Chandras, OH MY!
dianafire__: The walkers gotta be nissas lilis chandras etc right? Ladies?
LoadingReadyRun:
the most sparkly cube
gualdhar: Kathleen isn't wrong
ekplayscards: OMG HEY GAMERS
ekplayscards: and also hey jets fans
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya EK.
avjamethyst: @dianafire__ mu yanling and elspeth also
kaziel0:
@avjamethyst Also Narset?
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nidofan90: Cubeeee! So exciting to see everyone together!
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SpectraMTG: howdy hey drafters!
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benjamin_wheeler: Ladies cube best cube
dianafire__: @avjamethyst yay! I'm a lil jelly
Sibwow: foily goils
gualdhar: it's perfect Kathleen
offbeatwitch: ladies who cube, ladies who...
ekplayscards:
don't tell my boss that im slacking off on work and hanging in chat 
Sibwow: spide-hers
Scarbble: no spide-hims allowed
avjamethyst: @kaziel0 well, wrenn, wanderer, vraska, tasha, tamiyo, saheeli, nahiri, lolth, huatli,, grist, dihada and arlinn if you want to be very specific
Mindfire13: Wednesday Evening Ladies Draft. WELD, if you will.
kaziel0: @avjamethyst TIL that Grist is a lady.
benjamin_wheeler: would love to see Eilidh go hard on Chandra’s
InfiniTokens: Is this "Friday Night Paper Fight" on Wednesday?
Juliamon: Grist has always been a lady
Dog_of_Myth: It is
kaziel0: (side note: It didn't occur to me that Grist had a gender)
CastleOtranto: Honk to press y?
Shadowsoflife: HONK
InfiniTokens: @Dog_of_Myth Threw me off for a second "Is today Friday?!"
Marvoleath: Grist is the queen of the swarm who planeswalks, the swarm is sourced locally
dianafire__: Kathleen sometimes boring is the best thing. Think PJs and potato chips and binge watching
kaziel0: @Marvoleath XD
onmartn: Bug is a powerful gender unto itself
avjamethyst: yep, updated for dragonstorm and aetherdrift
Lord_Hosk: Clearly you take the rare
Diabore: y-eshki
Mindfire13: I assumed that Grist was a they/them because they are a bunch of bugs
benjamin_wheeler: Eshki enjoyers
ekplayscards: It's me. An eshki enjoyer.
SevenishMagpies: eshki yesss :3
benjamin_wheeler: yes
justalog96: Yes
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Juliamon: If a PW is they/them WotC usually makes a point of it
dianafire__: @marvoleath grist makes me wonder if they'll print a sliver walker and slivers will be a multiplanar threat sometime
Juliamon: anyway
LoadingReadyRun:
I love that "Chandras" is a subtheme 
Juliamon: !decks
SevenishMagpies: @Mindfire13 grist is a singular insect with the ability to make a body using a horde iirc
onmartn: To be fair, bugs have very different sex schema especially colonial ones.
Mazrae: What is a Cube, i don't know much about MTG
Desruprot: Rystic Studies recently did a thing about the Ornithopter Cube
gualdhar: look sometimes boring cards are still good
kaziel0: @Mazrae A cube is a "draft set" that a player puts together.
Marvoleath: Cube is a curated limited format, usually singleton, to be drafted
RockPusher: Who needs therapy when you can just draft away all your problems
Juliamon: Mazrae If you'll ignore the likely-wildly-outdated link in !cube
bentropik: fixing is always worthit
Juliamon: !cube
LRRbot:
A "cube" in MtG terms is a "build-your-own expansion" form of draft. On MTGO the cube is a singleton format with many of the most powerful cards in all of magic history. http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Cube_Draft
SnyperWoIf: "This card solves every problem that I have", like outside the game as well!?!
dianafire__: Wheeler was in the last ladies cube it was Rochester piles right?
Mindfire13: @dianafire__ 5-color legendary sliver planeswalker incoming. Hope you're happy, Nostradamus.
kaziel0: Oh thank you @Juliamon That's so much better. XD ^^;
gualdhar: drafting responsibly is hard, this is such a spicy cube
dpj2009:
CastleOtranto: Colludin' With Google sounds like ska to me
manbundnd: I’m a bigger fan of Colludin’ with Bing
dpj2009:
Marvoleath:
@Juliamon was about to ask for that 
dianafire__: @mindfire13 it makes for an intriguing story, where the slivers can only walk if the walker is there, but they become like an invasive species and the good guys have to hop planes extermination them
YeOldeMark: Sad when they kicked ublock out of the band, not as good after
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slotguts: i have a friend who’s a drag queen named Lazy Susan
Mai_Andra:
they went to so much trouble to get rid of that darn cat... 
SnyperWoIf: so, so chat
SnyperWoIf: very chat even
Mindfire13: @dianafire__ What if slivers become the Multiverse's immune system?
slotguts: lets go kathleen!
Xerodin: going off of Friday Nights knowledge is Kathleen the judge on hand tonight?
dianafire__: @slotguts such an excellent drag name lol. They must have the BEST catwalk spin!
Lord_Hosk: Kathleen, its easy, just take the objectively best card in the pack that gives you the statistical best chance of winning a theoretical game in which you have no way of knowing what matchup you will face. SIMPLE
seemsdeece: Pat Downer?
onmartn: I really want someone to use my timothee chalamet drag king name, Guy Wholewd
Brozard: D.M.C.Yay!
pctjoe: The law is for protection of the people
SnyperWoIf: If video games have taught me anything, it's that Kathleen and Eilidh will end up being enemies, since their nails are the same, but with one color opposite
dianafire__: @pctjoe the order is for a large pepperoni pizza
slotguts: @dianafire__ shes a very high camp arty queen; great performer but she used to regularly paint her teeth white with acrylic paint for the bit
ogier300: Oh wow, what a pleasant surprise to tune into!
RockPusher: The shiniest of cubes
LoadingReadyRun: @dianafire__ That was also kind of how the phyrexians originally were. dangerous, but they can't planeswalk, so contained. Before omenpaths, Planeswalking was a lot bigger deal
RockPusher: [Paul cries in card reader]
Graham_LRR: @lord_hosk oh hey, someone dropped off an ominous photo frame with five Bump in the Nights the other day, but there’s no info for who it could have been. Anyway, I just thought you’d think that was interesting.
gualdhar: I recommend Conspiracy rules, you can take as many cards as you want in a pack, but you skip that many packs
Juliamon: (psst going-live post never went live)
Juliamon:
Graham_LRR: it did on Bluesky @juliamon
Juliamon: it sure didn't on masto
dianafire__: @loadingreadyrun yep, i didn't wanna rehash that story, so I devised the good guys chasing after an evasive threat like alien or predator, rather than the invasion
James_LRR: I did both.
Lord_Hosk: @Graham_LRR I know who did it, and I can say in all honesty, It wasn't me and I had nothing to do with it. Giggles mcgee over here can't say the same thing.
goombalax: I'd slam triomes before anything
Juliamon: ~lasttoot
Juliamon: no, I don't think you did, James
Scarbble: bwamp bwamp
jadielady:
RockPusher:
I for one am very happy that LRR are nowadays menaced by bump-of-the-nights in their own locality 
James_LRR: I absolutely did. and it failed. and it continues to do so. I can’t send it out.
RockPusher: *bump-in-the-nights
LoadingReadyRun: let's just go back to the old timey Awoooga
rogerivany:
#blameJames 
Juliamon: no #blameelon
Juliamon: everything was fine when we had a twitterbot
Dog_of_Myth: You're not wrong Juliamon.
slotguts: “wanna know what happens to a planeswalker when they’re struck by lightning?”
dianafire__: @juliamon the heck is a Twitter
goombalax: this cube kinda bangs
RockPusher: ♫ Awooooooo–ooogas in London? ♫
dianafire__: Whose cube is this? Wheeler?
Marvoleath: !decks
Juliamon: Angel's
EricTheOrange: yeah it's a good video
ElektroTal: isn't is angel's?
slotguts: need that BLEUP as an arena soundeffect
dianafire__: Oh OK ty
QuixoticScrivener: are we team ladies looking left, or ladies looking right?
Juliamon: HOORAY
RockPusher:
Sound Effect Emotes? 
Fruan: James successfully tooted! Everyone applaud!
onmartn: Ladies barreling the camera
dianafire__: @quixoticscrivener Yes.
Dog_of_Myth:
DrLigmaPhD: Hello ladies night!
slotguts: i would tolerate someone spamming your turn if it made a cartoony sound effect, i think
LoadingReadyRun:
for some reason I definitely imagined that a puffer fish would deflate if it opened its mouth
pleonasticTautology: can we backward engineer an animal from a sound effect
EricTheOrange: Ian will be happy their was an ortalon reference
SabinMoonshadow: LADIES NIGHT!!!
DrLigmaPhD: @slotguts Yakko, Wakko, or Dot randomized saying it to you
Graham_LRR: a mere 30 mins for ladies night to progress to an ortolan joke, not bad at all
Desruprot:
dianafire__: Hana and Elena and Gisa and Geralf, I love it
kynelwynn: Just got here, who are the two ladies center screen? I recognize the other two guests
RockPusher: RE:Lol
ElektroTal: @kynelwynn pink jacket is Maria, white shirt is Meghan
kynelwynn: Gracias
ElektroTal: of good luck high five
slotguts: REL now stands for Rad Excellent Ladies i dont make the rules
QuixoticScrivener: is 4 color a direction?
ElektroTal: formerly magic the amateuring
ElektroTal: *waves*
RockPusher:
IbunWest:
Lady_hosk: @Graham_LRR Related to nothing and for no reason... adding a camera to the stairwell would really cramp my style... I mean... ahhh someones style... just be uncool dude
ladyjessica: I can’t believe it took me this long to realize this ladies cube was a ladies cube
DrLigmaPhD: Tazri deck where you play lands up front exclusively because it's a party deck
dianafire__: Meh-nah-chay IS the correct pronunciation!!
GoblinRoyalty: This beat is sick
justalog96: Yesssss.
ElektroTal: kwank kwank?
slotguts: ladies cube CUBED
justalog96: Cauldron and roots is so hot
Dog_of_Myth:
onmartn: Womenace
dianafire__: @ladyjessica lady caption, comment made by ladyjessica
RockPusher:
pleonasticTautology: CORI WHAT
DrLigmaPhD: How many ladies would a ladies cube cube if a ladies cube could cube ladies?
pleonasticTautology: i need to see crab sucked into pipe
MacbethSeemsSus: Pressure differencials are brutal
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: someone please link crab sucked into pipe
Scarbble: crab sucked into pipe is mildly to moderately disturbing
Juliamon: no you don't
BrindleBoar: just getting annihilated by forces you can't even imagine
Nigouki: just google Delta P Crab
ChaoticObserver: I feel like I'm learning so much about the table independent of the magic
LoadingReadyRun:
Carb sucked into puffer fish
ElektroTal: what the helllll
250 raiders from TrishaHershberger have joined!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
onmartn: Is it like a fish ladder ??
Scarbble: what up raiders
Graham_LRR: I think Meghan’s question was, did ladyjessica notice the cube was comprised of all lady-related cards, or that all ladies were drafting it?
slotguts: crab sucked into pipe is me at a seafood buffet
TrishaHershberger: Ladies draft night? Nice!
onmartn: OH NO
pleonasticTautology: crab sucked into pipe definitely is crab getting sucked into pipe
Graham_LRR: Welcome raiders!! Welcome @trishahershberger
Scarbble: ladies draft night with a cube composed of ladies
dianafire__: @loadingreadyrun the classic Thanksgiving meal, Crabpuffducken
gualdhar: don't lay pipe if you've got crabs
Scarbble: what about can i pet that dog
salamisuperstar: The internet is a strange place
BITs19_: what about rhinocerous farts during interview?
pleonasticTautology: cori do you mean "Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
dianafire__: Kathleen needs Helm cuz she's the Host!
CastleOtranto: In the apocalypse, we will sit around the fire and talk about old viral videos this way.
Cartographers_Ink: What type of cube is being drafted?
MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized the pufferfish video ends with the chef picking up a knife......
dianafire__: Oops draft spoilers
pleonasticTautology: @CastleOtranto i already do this
Scarbble: @Cartographers_Ink ladies cube
Marvoleath: !decks
pleonasticTautology: @CastleOtranto it's called "speaking fluent tamarian"
ladyjessica: I noticed it was ladies drafting cube before I realized it was a cube of ladies being drafted. But it’s definitely more fun said how I said it.
dianafire__: Almost every card is foil, so can I get away with jokingly calling this cube "All the Pringle Ladies"?
onmartn: YES! MR. BURNS, A POST ELECTRIC PLAY
onmartn: VOUCHING
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "Post Electric" play
gualdhar: that sounds an awful lot like Fahrenheit 451
Verrain2: Simpsons hadith. Neat.
ladyjessica: that play sounds awesome
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun Hi GLHF! Big fan of your content. Used to a be a local player at tower games in minneapolis. Really cool to see you on stream:)
Graham_LRR:
@ladyjessica I appreciate the confirmation 
AtrusOfMyst: A FNPF on Wednesday? And this amazing cube?? Hell yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Because the apocalypse is all the nuclear powerplants melting down.
DrLigmaPhD: What archetypes are in the cube actually?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hence also, mr. Burns.
avjamethyst: sadly some cards don't come in foil
Graham_LRR: An ibis? You mean a bin chicken?
RockPusher:
Seems Deece 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @graham_lrr wait, what's a stork then?
Graham_LRR: a… totally different bird?
DrLigmaPhD: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Catholic
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok.
Verrain2: Its like a Stark but spelled wrong.
Graham_LRR: Bin juice!
bytecaster: It's why we call racoons, trash pandas, descriptive names are good!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's like Bug juice, but better
AtrusOfMyst: Chicken jungle juice oooooh baby
Juliamon: Bin juice: it's like momma-bird's upchuck, but made by humans!
RockPusher:
Graham_LRR: Ibis are basically vermin in Aus, they’re kinda great
dutchmoose: Enough for the hospital bill
Toxxick: The TOMB JUICE
Brozard: Gimme the tomb juice
BrindleBoar: @dutchmoose this plus profit
PipeSmokingOwl: that is so cursed in the ACTUAL sense wtf
dianafire__: @graham_lrr i misread that and thought you said chickens cause IBS >.<
Brozard: can't be worse than this
BearsAirz: Thats probably the plot for the new Mummy movie
onmartn: It's got the juice
Verrain2: I will need all the money fpr that.
DrLigmaPhD: 10% of an Elon minimum
ladyjessica: mummy juice mentioned!
bytecaster: middle
EthirealPlayer: Left
gualdhar: yes
dianafire__: Left
AtrusOfMyst: Right
letsbelgo: r
Verrain2: Middle
justalog96: Ugh, left
gualdhar: go left
MacbethSeemsSus: Triangle
seemsdeece: Go left 30 seconds ago
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go Left.
MrSarkhan: right
KodeMage: right
DrLigmaPhD: LEft
Marvoleath: Left for fun, right for good
slotguts: left
GasCityGaming: what is "legal" really?
Verrain2: Maze rules go left.
slotguts: to the left to the left
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Left
QuixoticScrivener: trans rights!
bobokiddo: that one
Chelsea12492: left
elkuloaxeman: left
dianafire__: Trans lefts are rights
KodeMage: more right
Shadowsoflife: go life
Obos_TAB: Is this the same cube from a few months back?
Marvoleath: !decls
bytecaster: Appreciate the sound effects!
Marvoleath: !decks
avjamethyst: @Obos_TAB yes, but it's been updated for new sets
Verrain2: We need to stat the roller thing as a vechile.
RockPusher:
Camp Cardboard 2 confirmed? 
Obos_TAB: That cube inspired me to start work on a 4 player manchester pod cube
ladyjessica: though mummy juice reminds me that mummies were a spice in the Victorian age.
slotguts: my favourite Dino lesbian! or dinosbian
onmartn: Does the drafting skate have an official name?
KodeMage: not a spice, a pigment
salamisuperstar: Emotional support bin juice
bytecaster: @ladyjessica Ooooh, when it's mummy season, Starbucks would have Mummy Latte!
dianafire__: Kathleen I'm digging the Orzhov nails, my fave color combo!
LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like Peacocks in Victoria are in the same category as the Ibis. Majestic *looking* but kinda acting like seagulls
Larkonus: Emotional Support Dumpster Commons sounds like a great MTG-themed punk band.
AtrusOfMyst: Making a new drink called Tombucha kombucha
gualdhar: oh, so the dumpster comments were purely for chat's benefit? thanks, I hate it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ladyjessica I thought they were more like tea, or ovaltine
RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun very loud, very pretty, obnoxious seagulls
bytecaster: I, too, would love drinking steeped ancient monarch!
ladyjessica: I definitely don’t remember exactly how they were consumed, just that they were a powder and eaten.
Obos_TAB: what a wheel
Verrain2: Time to [ivot!
ladyjessica: or consumed not eaten.
bytecaster: Always enjoy a last pffft
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Iirc, @loadingreadyrun Paul, Victoria seagulls famously get IBS from pepperoni...
Verrain2: And now, violence!
slotguts: Magic: The Gathering™️
RockPusher: Summoning the normal table
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kodemage that still in pigment archives, along with all the poisonous and radioactive ones
RockPusher: As opposed to the drafting trapezoid
bytecaster: @RockPusher Yeah, we will now switch to the square of violence!
Marvoleath: Oh, south of midnight gonna be a fun PIF
Marvoleath: who's doing that?
Shadowsoflife: ben
Marvoleath: cool
Shadowsoflife: I see some of the game it going to be interesting
graal_smith: Sorry, I just got here and, am I being gaslit by the title?
Earthenone: yes
Juliamon: The schedule is weird this week
Earthenone: and girlbossed
GasCityGaming: !findquote grotesque
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: no gatekeeping here tho
GasCityGaming: !findquote gargoyle
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Marvoleath: !quote grotesque
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
graal_smith: !findquote grr
Marvoleath: @graal_smith It is Magic, just not Friday
graal_smith: grrr, sub only commands
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Woofy77: im really high and the title confused me also
Juliamon: !qdb
Juliamon: if you ever need to find a specific quote, you can use that
LRRbot: Bramble Sovereign [2GG] | Creature — Dryad [4/4] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, that creature's controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Marvoleath: spoilers D:
Juliamon: we already have the cube list
Juliamon: you don't know WHO flashed that card
Marvoleath: touche
CastleOtranto: This music is still amazing
t7112: I just got here, what part are we at now?
Juliamon: Post-draft deckbuild
t7112: cool
Juliamon: also post-crabpipe
Juliamon: I'll let you puzzle that one out yourself
QuixoticScrivener: @Juliamon even the pipes are evolving into crab!
Marvoleath: and crabpipe is post puffercarrot
Juliamon: what we're saying is, you've got some good vod ahead of you
Marvoleath: !card silence
LRRbot: Silence [W] | Instant | Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
imperial_fps: !schedule
LRRbot: Spyglass Siren [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a Map token.
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Xerodin: i thought this was multiplayer cube?
ArcOfTheConclave: rectangles!
LRRbot: Glowspore Shaman [BG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from your graveyard on top of your library.
slotguts: love Glore Shaman!
pleonasticTautology: car cat?
Marvoleath: @Xerodin it's adaptable, multiplayer does not work that easily with 6 players
LRRbot: Liquimetal Torque [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
RockPusher: Baxter and Finnegan's cat car
LoadingReadyRun: @Xerodin that is one way to play. we're doing it a little different because we had 6 players
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LRRbot: Sanctum Weaver [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Dryad [0/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.
pleonasticTautology: !card deathcap glade
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Caller of the Untamed [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/4] | Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck. / {X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
LoadingReadyRun:
some of the foilly cards give the card recognizer trouble
LRRbot: Aurelia, the Warleader [2RRWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Aurelia attacks for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Larkonus: Rude but fair.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
ThePixelSavage: I like our Aurelia free world.
LRRbot: Galadriel, Gift-Giver [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever Galadriel enters or attacks, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / • Create a Food token. / • Create a Treasure token.
SpectraMTG: countering a lady? in the all ladies draft??? that feels illegal
kynelwynn: Kathleen may not like playing red, but seems fine to make tokens of red creatures
LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
pleonasticTautology: what's that token meghan has
dianafire__: @spectramtg it's okay, it was counted BY a lady
ThePixelSavage: @pleonasticTautology treasure
pleonasticTautology: from what? that's a wild treasure
avjamethyst: @pleonasticTautology it's from cube con
pleonasticTautology: ohhhh
pleonasticTautology: neato, thank you
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
kynelwynn: MaRo's not here, how you gonna question Mark?
letsbelgo: spoders
LoadingReadyRun:
Galadriel giving the gift of punches
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun three locks of punch
Proprietous: Shiny spiders....
GoblinRoyalty: Spider Fog is gonna be in the Marvel set
dianafire__: Spider fog sounds HORRIBLE
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Zegana [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Prime Speaker Zegana enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. / When Prime Speaker Zegana enters, draw cards equal to its power.
dianafire__: Spider fog is Normal Australian weather
IbunWest: 6 mana 5/5 that draws five seems decent.
PrinceNimzar: Just got here and not gonna lie got super concerned about my time awareness when I saw the stream title
LRRbot: Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token. / {4}{G}{G}: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
RockPusher: Doing things‽ In a game of Magic‽
Terminal423: If they print spider fog in the Marvel set, I at least hope they have the decency to flavor it with Man-Spider
LRRbot: Dreamroot Cascade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
ThePixelSavage: turns out "all legendaries" is a deck
yohini_: @PrinceNimzar honestly i felt the same lol
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LRRbot: Pounce [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
LoadingReadyRun:
The Amazon Rings of Power series went differently then I expected
LRRbot: Hornet Queen [4GGG] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
aitsu100: da bees
Dog_of_Myth: The Queen!
GoblinRoyalty:
Graham_LRR: go off queen
Terminal423: Give her the beesness
yohini_: @LoadingReadyRun morre pouncing than i remember
Verrain2: I believe in my powers!
ThePixelSavage: Not that I am not happy she is .... but why is Meghan there? is there another PPR?
iris_of_ether:
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey kids, your friends may make sideboarding seem cool. But it isn't
Graham_LRR: perhaps an armoire or a credenza?
GasCityGaming: I believe in life after love
GoblinRoyalty: you wouldn't sideboard a card?
slotguts: sideboarding, not even once
Graham_LRR: @thepixelsavage Lots of friends are in town for Camp Cardboard (a thing we made up, to film a bunch of Magic stuff all week)
Verrain2: She was in the backrooms and stumbled out of their bathroom.
Thisbymaster: bump on my hea
ThePixelSavage: @Graham_LRR ah ok cool!
BrindleBoar: there's a chalk outline around my sideboard, how did that even get there
gualdhar: It was Kathleen, with the axe, in the observatory
pctjoe: sounds like Kathleen needs an ace attorney
imreallybored1991: goated AF
Verrain2: Heart of the cards Kathleeen!
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
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Thisbymaster: She is holding Priority
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @graham_lrr my brain is now playing "maybe a chesterfield, or an ottoman..."
slotguts: we need phoenix wrights evil twin, phoenix wrong
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
GoblinRoyalty: her spells are on a union mandated break
imreallybored1991:
KEEP 
IT BASED
LRRbot: Dreamroot Cascade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Liquimetal Torque [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Glowspore Shaman [BG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LoadingReadyRun: Where's my Liquimetal Toque?
slotguts: when are they dropping Liquimetal Horsepower
raulghoulia: I wish Ralph Wiggum's line "what's a battle?" wasn't relevant in mtg
Dog_of_Myth:
rogerivany:
I don't think you can turn up manifested land.
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
GoblinRoyalty:
"I missed my land drop so should you! "
avjamethyst: the foundations lands all have ladies, the others are from female artists
iris_of_ether: That's so good!
rogerivany: I remember in Urza's Block draft where I kept 2 land and sage owl...and then conceded.
LRRbot: Glowspore Shaman [BG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Commodore_Perry_GG: a sensible amount of land
MacbethSeemsSus: The crab cleared the pipe so the lands can flow freely
LRRbot: Hornet Queen [4GGG] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
DrLigmaPhD: Excuse you those are her babies
LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
aitsu100: the 1 foil insect is a choice that most likely had to be made but i dont haver to like it ... ilove it
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Zegana [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Prime Speaker Zegana enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. / When Prime Speaker Zegana enters, draw cards equal to its power.
DrLigmaPhD: "only"
ThePixelSavage:
"i only draw 3 cards" speaking of rubbing it in 
LRRbot: Spyglass Siren [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a Map token.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
GasCityGaming: oh, i love that art!
Commodore_Perry_GG: Zegana just saying stuff like 2,3,5,7,11,13...
slotguts: llanowar elvis: “woah mamma, I’m adding green mana to your mana pool”
LRRbot: Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied [3GU] | Legendary Creature — God [6/6] | Reach, trample, indestructible / Sab-Sunen can't attack or block unless it has an even number of counters on it. / At the beginning of your first main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on Sab-Sunen. Then if it has an odd number of counters on it, draw two cards.
Verrain2: That
slotguts: FROG
GoblinRoyalty: There's a Luxurious Locomotive on the board and its about to run over a human token or a Llanowar Tribe...would you Village Rites the token or the Tribe?
GhostValv:
Man I Love Frogs
onmartn: Man I love frogs
onmartn: Jinx
GhostValv:
dang jinx
ThePixelSavage: @onmartn technically not a frog as per creature type *adjusts glasses*
t7112: draw a card!
thraximore:
RayFK: Oh hey, Frommy!
LoadingReadyRun:
Sab-Sunen isn't a frog, she is just assuming a form that your mind can comprehend
LRRbot: Regrowth [1G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
onmartn: @ThePixelSavage I'm sorry you didn't say "um, actually"
kaziel0: @RayFK Made me snort.
RockPusher:
Why am I not surprised it is Jordan who mentions Frommy
ThePixelSavage:
@onmartn 
RatherLargeToad:
I know that none of the other Ahmonket his have their animal theme as a creature type, but it’s still a missed opportunity to give her the Frog type 
LRRbot: Zimone, Paradox Sculptor [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. / {G}{U}, {T}: Double the number of each kind of counter on up to two target creatures and/or artifacts you control.
ThePixelSavage: would that be the first god frog?
RatherLargeToad: *gods
LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
onmartn: @RatherLargeToad At least they gave her reach
Proprietous: Does that count as landfall?
Joecool190: landfall trigger
Joecool190:
ThePixelSavage: @onmartn but no bow. so its doubly cursed
Proprietous:
RatherLargeToad: @onmartn true. Poor Oketra. Both of her
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
letsbelgo: that "guy" in a ladies cube
onmartn: @ThePixelSavage BUT LEAP
LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
ThePixelSavage: @onmartn ooooohhhh
ThePixelSavage: cant block now, dont forget
LRRbot: Deathcap Glade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
ThePixelSavage: or you are dead on board
DrLigmaPhD: Deathcap for Cutie - Popular among Innistrad teens
onmartn: @ThePixelSavage classic 90's comedy, Frog men can jump
RatherLargeToad: The Frog will provide
Proprietous: I believe in Frog
LRRbot: Skullport Merchant [2B] | Creature — Dwarf Citizen [1/4] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or a Treasure: Draw a card.
Verrain2: zimone trigger
Proprietous:
Wait no go! You gotta go to combat and bulk the frog
slotguts: zimone trigger!!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kathleen has a start of combat trigger that she has to resolve.
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
LRRbot: Pounce [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
ThePixelSavage: "this is rough for me" she said at 20 life with her OP being at 3
LRRbot: Bountiful Promenade | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
LoadingReadyRun:
Sab-Sunen isn't going to beat the frog allegations with all this this eating of insects
DrLigmaPhD: Shouldn't promenade be tapped?
RatherLargeToad:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @ThePixelSavage She's also potentially dead to a large trampliy frog soon.
LRRbot: Ishkanah, Grafwidow [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider [3/5] | Reach / Delirium — When Ishkanah enters, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create three 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach. / {6}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.
Proprietous: It's spider time!!!
ThePixelSavage: @Proprietous someone played Rivals
Larkonus: Oh dang, that spider token looks great. Artist custom, I suspect?
avjamethyst: @Larkonus yeah, it's a Jason Engle
DrLigmaPhD: A girl and her frog
Larkonus: @avjamethyst Now I know who to check. Thanks!
LRRbot: Dragonback Assault [3GUR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
ballesta25: Riichi spiders?!
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
ArcOfTheConclave: good art
DrLigmaPhD: Spaceship art
Proprietous: Ooh that's a gorgeous fabled passage
RatherLargeToad: The orifice
ThePixelSavage: Sarkhan vibrating somewhere
DrLigmaPhD: @RatherLargeToad Hmmmmmmmm
ThePixelSavage: ye olde player removal
LRRbot: Wispweaver Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
GasCityGaming: It's gonna get Blunk
CobaltShuriken: I'm confused. It's Wednesday, why a FNPF today?
silverthundr: Wednesday Night Paper Wight
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @CobaltShuriken It's FWednesday.
RatherLargeToad: wibbly wobbly timey wimey
BrightstormRising: I legit panicked thinking I missed what day it was
LariatWest: @CobaltShuriken it's Camp Cardboard (they've got a bunch of content creators in town filming, so why not?)
ThePixelSavage: @CobaltShuriken we took collective action adn declared wednesday 2nd friday ... which brings us 4 days of weekend
CobaltShuriken: @lariatwest ah ok
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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DrLigmaPhD: 2 Woke Dragons
LRRbot: Investigator's Journal [2] | Artifact — Clue | This artifact enters with a number of suspect counters on it equal to the greatest number of creatures a player controls. / {2}, {T}, Remove a suspect counter from this artifact: Draw a card. / {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
slotguts: dont forget to take the 1 from prismatic vista!
matthaus_c: any of these newborn spiders could be the murderer
ThePixelSavage: tap
AtrusOfMyst: Peter Harker, friendly neighborhood Spider Guy
LRRbot: Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Sutina enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Whenever Sutina attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
ThePixelSavage: so many dragoooons
northos:
@ThePixelSavage no, dragoons are in the next set 
QuixoticScrivener: @northos but its the perfect set for Astral Dragon
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Larkonus: We shall die as we lived: At the whim of frog god.
ThePixelSavage: @northos we getting a napoleonic wars set? (at this point I am not even sure its a joke)
RatherLargeToad: Frog has such sights to show you…
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
silverthundr: Sab Sunen could do some work
DrLigmaPhD: "Draw a card" is to Magic players what an open Costco bag of kibble is to a dog.
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
ThePixelSavage: just draw your Craterhoof Meghan *taps temple*
GLHFMagic: draw a card is the Costco hotdog
matthaus_c: cave spiders don't get to eat birds
DrLigmaPhD: @GLHFMagic "Make it cost more than 1 mana and I'll kill you" - Richard Garfield
Graham_LRR: “how many cards are left in my deck?” “I don’t know, buddy” is the gameplay energy I’m here for
GasCityGaming: my old Best Buy manager ordered 150 hot dogs for lunch for us one boxing day.
RatherLargeToad: The moment has arrived for violence!
GasCityGaming: Costco hotdogs specifically
northos:
the time for violence is here, you say? but what about in the game? 
RayFK: @Graham_LRR Be the change you want to see in the world
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loadingreadyrun Kathleen, the vast majority of Babe Ruth's records have been broken, but he may always be the all time leader jn striking out. You keep drawing!
SilverHalcyon: I'm surprised Kathleen doesn't just double the counters on Sab
silverthundr: -1 more from the Prismatic Vista?
silverthundr:
Just draw the bolt
ThePixelSavage: that is what you get for not playing red!
RatherLargeToad: game likely ends on next turn one way or the other
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
matthaus_c: I'm bringing dragon back, you other khans don't know how to act
RatherLargeToad: But not a real Dragonback Assault, that’s cruel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @matthaus_c take em to the chorus.
Fbomb101ers: Good luck Meg!
LRRbot: Curse of the Swine [XUU] | Sorcery | Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
ThePixelSavage: rude.
letsbelgo: damn
RatherLargeToad:
Dog_of_Myth:
KaleidoscopeMind:
DrLigmaPhD: The Oink heard round the world
Fbomb101ers: What a round 1
Gooseblast: Boars> frogs
RatherLargeToad: @gooseblast blasphemy!
kaziel0: Bye!
Proprietous: Ciao!
KaleidoscopeMind: who needs to remember when you have a cori
KaleidoscopeMind: (well, cori i suppose)
EricTheOrange: I hope Maria looked up "pufferfish eats a carrot" during break.
Shadowsoflife: on my switch gets and add for switch 2 ... hmm
kaziel0: @Shadowsoflife Conspiracy!
Shadowsoflife: Right
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ekplayscards: yeehaw
EricTheOrange: thank you for the update
GasCityGaming: they were about to cook it weren't they?
BartholemewTheKitten: I'm thrilled that you declared today to be Friday as it means I can catch some live
QuixoticScrivener: things fall off the land all the time
Juliamon: Fish assume anything in their mouths is food
Simonark: Ok, so, I feel like there is no one left qualified to commentate on this match.
LRRbot: Sunset Strikemaster [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | {T}: Add {R}. / {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to target creature with flying.
e_bloc: so deficient it couldnt see
LRRbot: Arlinn Kord [2RG] (back: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon) | Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn [3] | [+1]: Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance and haste. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Transform Arlinn Kord.
ekplayscards: Let's go boss lady!
Dog_of_Myth: Awoo has been called
AtomicAlchemical: Awooo
LRRbot: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon (front: Arlinn Kord) | Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn | [+1]: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. / [−1]: Arlinn deals 3 damage to any target. Transform Arlinn. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have haste and '{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.'"
BartholemewTheKitten: Moon cuddles!
ekplayscards: Got em
ekplayscards: It's still the same game object or something but i know it's a no lol
GiraffeStache: nope
Simonark: Hugged by a moon with Emrakul in it, too.
theamc2000: I don’t think so but I no judge
avjamethyst: you do not
GiraffeStache: flipped is same object
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider [UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.
AtomicAlchemical: Scottish Pirate
mjiig: It's not any less sensible than pirates all having west country accents
DrLigmaPhD: Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me... just me... alone...
LRRbot: Tersa Lightshatter [2R] | Legendary Creature — Orc Wizard [3/3] | Haste / When Tersa Lightshatter enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / Whenever Tersa Lightshatter attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile a card at random from your graveyard. You may play that card this turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
is there any lore that says Captain Lannery Storm *isn't* Scottish?
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun I don't think Ixalan has a Scotland
DrLigmaPhD: Deck is at least some percent bisexual
Simonark: Well, Ixalan has got an Aberdeen but that’s it.
LoadingReadyRun:
The cube has at least 8 Chandras
theamc2000:
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
e_bloc: chandras mom has got it going on
EricTheOrange: So does the "chandra theme" count cards that name chandra like chandras fury?
LRRbot: Sunset Strikemaster [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | {T}: Add {R}. / {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to target creature with flying.
Mazrae: The super Minnesota accent reminds me of the weather lady from qwerpline but I can't remember her name
Juliamon: Sadie Casperson
Juliamon: ?
Mazrae: I think so, thank you
EricTheOrange: that sounds like a Dr.Evil line
LRRbot: Storm, Force of Nature [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero [3/4] | Flying, vigilance / Ceaseless Tempest — Whenever Storm deals combat damage to a player, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn has storm.
DrLigmaPhD: Reasons to see that film: Have child OR morbid curiosity
Darknayse: Friday? On a *checks notes* wednesday? Im happy to hear it
northos: @Darknayse Friday is a state of mind
Lordofironstorm: Uff da!
LoadingReadyRun: @DrLigmaPhD or a morbid child?
LRRbot: High-Society Hunter [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Noble [5/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Whenever another nontoken creature dies, draw a card.
DrLigmaPhD: @LoadingReadyRun Is that not ultimately most children?
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
matthaus_c: 3 mana zoomy ladies
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DrLigmaPhD: I guess then you flex to overruns and heroic interventions
matthaus_c: these canadians are built different
ekplayscards: LETS GO JETS
GasCityGaming: Let's Go Jets!
ThorSokar: 41's the new 40
the_boat_guy:
ekplayscards: ✈️ spam ✈️ this ✈️ jet✈️ to ✈️ root ✈️ for... wait this isn't working.
Dog_of_Myth: Or just play 42.
LoadingReadyRun:
If 40 is good, logically 41 must be better!
onmartn: 49 for 7 piles of 7 for SQUARENESS
DrLigmaPhD: The other day I Breeching Dragonstorm-ed into another Breeching Dragonstorm into a third Dragonstorm and I'v never felt so good
LRRbot: Savai Triome | Land — Mountain Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Dog_of_Myth:
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BillTheCat: the one year!
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sovietarchaeomancer: 2020
KaleidoscopeMind: twenty too long ago
Lordofironstorm: Just before COVID
LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
the_boat_guy: I love seeing a 4c draft deck come together
GasCityGaming: Foundations?
northos: yeah, Foundations special guest (says at the bottom)
LRRbot: Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Whenever you attack with one or more non-Gnome creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on Anim Pakal, then create X 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens that are tapped and attacking, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Anim Pakal.
Lordofironstorm: The gnome clown car
matthaus_c: she's such a juiced rabblemaster
ekplayscards: Elder Dragon Cubejinks incoming
LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Inquisitor Greyfax [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Inquisitor [3/3] | Vigilance / Unquestionable Wisdom — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance. / Hunt for Heresy — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature an opponent controls. Investigate.
goombalax: Thank you for subscribing to Greyfax
matthaus_c: I'd hazard Greyfax is too into authority for Kathleen
PipeSmokingOwl: literally have my greyfax commander deck splayed out on my desk for checking to bring to LGS right now lol
PipeSmokingOwl: love her
avjamethyst: I don't think there's any lady gnomes
ekplayscards: the new skullclamp makes the wearer look like gritty tho
Shadowsoflife: the wanderer's hat?
onmartn: CYMRU MENTIONED
LRRbot: Halana and Alena, Partners [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Ranger [2/3] | First strike / Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is Halana and Alena's power. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Sibwow: draw some eyelashes on the gnome tokens
LRRbot: Dragonmaster Outcast [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control six or more lands, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
goombalax: Greyfact: She was trapped in a hyper-dimensional maze by !card Trazyn The Infinite
matthaus_c: there are a handful of lady gnomes in the various forgotten realms sets
DrLigmaPhD: Dragonmaster Outcast is confirmed as a woman?
LRRbot: High-Society Hunter [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Noble [5/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Whenever another nontoken creature dies, draw a card.
GasCityGaming:
6/3 vigilance, flying
matthaus_c: oh god that poor crab
the_boat_guy: f
DrLigmaPhD: Crab go zoop
LRRbot: Arlinn Kord [2RG] (back: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon) | Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn [3] | [+1]: Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance and haste. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Transform Arlinn Kord.
NotCainNorAbel:
ghyllnox: Yoink
KaleidoscopeMind: opposite of yeet is yoink
Lordofironstorm: @KaleidoscopeMind The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was AFK. What is yoinked crab?
Dog_of_Myth: Yoinked crab is ex crab.
Diabore: its 3 yeah? 2 from maria and facebreaker too?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: When, how, where @dog_of_myth ?
matthaus_c:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth if you must, search 'delta p crab' and you will encounter an image you cannot remove from your mind 
ghyllnox: You... could theoretically make that happen?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @matthaus_c ty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I just wanted to know.
Dog_of_Myth: What matthaus said
LRRbot: Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Whenever you attack with one or more non-Gnome creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on Anim Pakal, then create X 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens that are tapped and attacking, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Anim Pakal.
LRRbot: Kaya's Wrath [WWBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. You gain life equal to the number of creatures you controlled that were destroyed this way.
GhostValv: got there
letsbelgo: loollol
LRRbot: Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider [UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.
Dog_of_Myth: Mama K!
LRRbot: Karlach, Fury of Avernus [4R] | Legendary Creature — Tiefling Barbarian [5/4] | Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Choose a Background
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Kathleen has reminded me of what Hank Green said about the billionaire sub accident. That the event at that depth was not one of biology, but rather physics.
DrLigmaPhD: Our collective wife, Karlach
Cinnabat: Isnt Kaya's supposed to give her 2 life instead of 5? because its creatures you controlled
dutchmoose: I saw a video essay on deep sea divers that died via sucked into pipe, unfortunately it has been a thing that has happened to a human being
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Karlach is, was, and always will be bae.
onmartn: isn’t karlach’s va nb?
LRRbot: Breya, Etherium Shaper [WUBR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human [4/4] | When Breya enters, create two 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Choose one — / • Breya deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. / • You gain 5 life.
DrLigmaPhD: @onmartn She/they enby, yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @onmartn I did not know. They (or she) have done a couple actual plays I think.
ArcOfTheConclave: the esper thopter tokens are blue because esper was the colored artifact faction
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @drligmaphd ty
ekplayscards: Maria's giving big midwest wine aunt with that brief impression LOL
LithelyUnshod: Jimmy Doohan, who is Canadian
DrLigmaPhD: Never forget the Scottish. That's what the Welsh are for.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
ekplayscards: kathleen sounds like she makes a mean hotdish
LRRbot: Neyith of the Dire Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Top tier
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Dog_of_Myth:
DrLigmaPhD: Man now I want tater tots.
ekplayscards: kathleen needs to do a dnd one-shot that's decidedly midwest-coded
LRRbot: Prismari Command [1UR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Prismari Command deals 2 damage to any target. / • Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / • Target player creates a Treasure token. / • Destroy target artifact.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ekplayscards starts with escorting a weeegon.
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is mom dating someone new these days?
matthaus_c: mom's too busy getting into racecars
DrLigmaPhD: @thedepthandbreadthofseth (Adam voice) Is she single?
tehfewl: one fear
dumbo3k: @DrLigmaPhD Is she baptized?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Single and baptized.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @dumbo3k jinx
dumbo3k: xD
LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth "So Chandra, is your mum single?" *disappears into pile of ash*
Mai_Andra: I had a Christian knock-off that said "No Doubt" with a Bible verse about salvation.
KaleidoscopeMind: isnt that just tko?
Mazrae: Tko
RockPusher: TKO
shea_wolfe: Tee-ko
RockPusher:
Commodore_Perry_GG: Crossing the Streams?
Sibwow: i have the steely dan lobster
Juliamon: If I had a single TeeKO shirt it would be Steely Dan the lobster
Sibwow: @Juliamon its so good
LRRbot: Esika, God of the Tree [1GG] (back: The Prismatic Bridge) | Legendary Creature — God [1/4] | Vigilance / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Other legendary creatures you control have vigilance and "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Fbomb101ers: Close game!
LRRbot: General Kreat, the Boltbringer [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever one or more Goblins you control attack, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. / Whenever another creature you control enters, General Kreat deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LibraryWitchKei: Friday night already?
Lordofironstorm: Is called "the Boltbringer", only deals one damage at a time
Strebenherz: huh, i was not aware of kreat, that's amazing
matthaus_c: if I had a nickel for very lady Rabblemaster, I'd have three nickels, which isn't much, but it's nice it's happened three times
DrLigmaPhD: "Jace being smarmy" is like 20 cards
Fbomb101ers: Kreat is gross in my muxus deck
LRRbot: Voldaren Thrillseeker [2R] | Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Backup 2 / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to any target.
HadesLeprechaun: Foundations Jumpstart unique cards has some bangers that nobody has seen
Mindfire13: Kreat is great in my Phylath deck
GiraffeStache: yup
GiraffeStache: you can respond
DrLigmaPhD: It's. an etb
LRRbot: Electrolyze [1UR] | Instant | Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. / Draw a card.
Fbomb101ers:
Gooseblast: God gamer
PipeSmokingOwl: ELI!!!!!! hell ya
Cinnabat: That was so good!!
ArcLightningCanuck:
azidbern95: please clip for highlight reel
Fbomb101ers: Almost Maria, almost
azidbern95: me no know how
matthaus_c: tight plays
LRRbot: Breya, Etherium Shaper [WUBR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human [4/4] | When Breya enters, create two 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Choose one — / • Breya deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. / • You gain 5 life.
DrLigmaPhD: Love the Capenna SL
avjamethyst: you're welcome
DrLigmaPhD: They made Yidris hot
attackllama31: is this a previous recording or are we doing friday on wednesday?
Strebenherz: live
Juliamon: We moved up Friday because timing is a problem
Strebenherz: what's on friday?
Juliamon: Presumably more filming
BartholemewTheKitten: Wednesday is Friday now due to inflation
Strebenherz: fair nuff
Juliamon: Which is why we have a Bonus Stream then
matthaus_c: track feels like a seedy shadowrun nightclub
PipeSmokingOwl: ya friday cori and heather are playing Animal Well i think
matthaus_c: bust chut bust chut bust chut
rogerivany: We all get a 4 day weekend now right?
matthaus_c: @rogerivany we SHOULD
couchboyj: Friday is a state of mind
matthaus_c: e-femme-rate
LRRbot: Raffine's Tower | Land — Plains Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
matthaus_c: vibing tremendous
Lord_Hosk: To be a Rebel... you must Remember Alderaan... do you remember Alderaan?
Fruan: Look at me, I'm twitch chat - my accuracy is low but my belligerence is high
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
BartholemewTheKitten: They stole Meriadoc?
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Dawn of Hope [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. / {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
matthaus_c: no Meriadoc here, only Rednairoc
HadesLeprechaun: Enchanting Tales might be my favorite bonus sheet from any set
HadesLeprechaun: gorgeous and fantastic reprints
LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Scarbble: holobones
dumbo3k: Angels clearly fly like Humminbirds, by vibrating violently
Dog_of_Myth: Hark, the herald angels flap
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm pretty sure angels have 'hallow bones'
niccus: now imagining questionable birds to angel with
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hallowed?
Fruan: @thedepthandbreadthofseth *polite applause*
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @niccus bin chicken angel?
LRRbot: Stormplain Detainment [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
matthaus_c: how did no one think to just put Sheoldred in jail
LRRbot: Cruel Celebrant [WB] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
HadesLeprechaun: simply arrest her, forehead
theworldsmith1: Did olivia take 2 from sheoldred?
Dog_of_Myth: she did
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
QuixoticScrivener: @matthaus_c Or a prison, in the moon!
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi enters, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's mana value. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats | Gumdrop Poisoner [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, up to one target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. // Tempt with Treats [B] | Instant — Adventure | Create a Food token.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is Angel still in chat, btw? Maybe she can tell us more about her people and their flying/bones
avjamethyst: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I am here
avjamethyst: I've never looked inside my bones
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Excellent! How heavy are your bones?
LRRbot: Thriving Heath | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than white. / {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Dang it! Oh well
Lord_Hosk: Do you have flying bones Angel?
mister_nibbles: what is weird about wanting to keep my bones?!
matthaus_c: @mister_nibbles well did you ask if your bones want to keep that relationship going?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, just a quick reminder; your bones are wet.
Simonark: Rule one of Flying, don’t check your bones before hand.
northos: @thedepthandbreadthofseth well I would certainly hope so!
HadesLeprechaun: so many trigger-able cards on the board
Lord_Hosk: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Maybe yours are, you don't know me
LRRbot: The Book of Exalted Deeds [WWW] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. / {W}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile The Book of Exalted Deeds: Put an enlightened counter on target Angel. It gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." Activate only as a sorcery.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Are you actually "lich lord hosk? '
Simonark: This bones argument is very hard fought. Whoever wins, it will be a marrow victory.
dumbo3k: huh. that card does a thing
HadesLeprechaun: maybe good in a Food deck, even without the second part, but three white is hmmm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @simonark it's a fracture-ous debate.
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Molladia: This isn't friday...? Whats happening?
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LRRbot: Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats | Gumdrop Poisoner [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, up to one target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. // Tempt with Treats [B] | Instant — Adventure | Create a Food token.
Simonark: They are so focused, not getting distracted by tibia.
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Strebenherz: Kathleen, as we know, a lawful good paragon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: These puns are quite humerus
matthaus_c: I'd argue lacking respect for the law is an asset for certain clients
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LRRbot: The Book of Exalted Deeds [WWW] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. / {W}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile The Book of Exalted Deeds: Put an enlightened counter on target Angel. It gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." Activate only as a sorcery.
avjamethyst: there's a baggie of tokens in the basic land box
matthaus_c: the book of exalted deeds makes your Angel a Platinum Blonde
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's actually a certain kind of disrespect for the law that makes the best lawyers. The kind that is like "sure, you say we have to do it this way, but what you really mean is .."
Fruan: As long as you don't put it on a Mutavault it's a perfectly fair effect
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avjamethyst: thank you
Simonark: The problem is that not every bone pun is relevant to the current tournament strats. There are tarsals and metatarsals.
avjamethyst: cori, that's on you
Molladia: Why isn't Angel joining in?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Presumably, other things to do?
avjamethyst: had motherly obligations
PipeSmokingOwl: psst shes right above u
LRRbot: Drana, the Last Bloodchief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Drana attacks, defending player chooses a nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard. You return that card to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. The creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @avjamethyst you have spawn (/respectful)
LRRbot: Bishop of Wings [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/4] | Whenever an Angel you control enters, you gain 4 life. / Whenever an Angel you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or obligations to your mother?
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
Molladia: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Obligations to Mother Gaia
LoadingReadyRun:
I appreciate that Liliana transforms when *any* non-token creature dies. Ooze, skeleton, jellyfish, insect, she cares equally
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, mother Gaia, who hates weeefeees andovea bees...
PipeSmokingOwl:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth
AtrusOfMyst: Liches drink the mummy juice
matthaus_c: my opponent gets up on the table and stabs me and I am still there, pointing at my Platinum Angel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's actually when you know you've crossed the line. There's no coming back once you've drank the juice.
AtrusOfMyst: Tomboucha
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @atrusofmyst this is blursed!
PipeSmokingOwl: idk if there as clause about the cards controller dying in the official MTG rules..i guess you would get a game loss eventually for slow play?
LRRbot: Resolute Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I feel like stabbing your opponent is gonna dq you first ...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: But I'm no judge.
dumbo3k: @thedepthandbreadthofseth But Juuudge, I played Murder first!
PipeSmokingOwl: true we are ahead of ourselves with the game actions. should resolve the violence in turn order
LRRbot: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer (front: Liliana, Heretical Healer) | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+2]: Each player discards a card. / [−X]: Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Pretty!
Simonark: Look, we all agreed to stop making burial site jokes but one after another crypt in.
LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
PipeSmokingOwl:
@Simonark
iris_of_ether:
matthaus_c: rip Elspeth surely you won't come back from the Nuclear Soup
LithelyUnshod: Cori should have another Pest, yes?
azidbern95: was there a Magecraft trigger from the Vanish?
Stormgod519: AH! I made it!
HadesLeprechaun: Sedgemoor Witch trigger from Vanish into Eternity?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Am I weird for wanting Cori to have a secret vigilante persona named "Cilantro?"
LoadingReadyRun: "Are you killing Gumdrop?"
Stormgod519: and Cori casts Gut Shot
matthaus_c: Categorically Not None
BartholemewTheKitten: In Cori's case life is even a renewable resource
LRRbot: Elspeth, Sun's Champion [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / [−3]: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying."
Stormgod519: hey, is that Wheeler's wife on Cori's board?
avjamethyst: @Stormgod519 sure is
LRRbot: Gilraen, Dúnedain Protector [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/3] | {2}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control. You may return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If you don't, at the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it.
Stormgod519: ¡Salud!
LRRbot: Augury Adept [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Stormgod519: so its a boB?
Stormgod519: always cut lands!
Stormgod519: go down to 12!
Simonark: It’s a Liliana deck, those famously only need about seven lands.
Lordofironstorm: YOu don't need land! You just need to put in 17 more cool cards!
Stormgod519: how else will you get all those Lilianas in?
matthaus_c: Lands are sometimes spells
matthaus_c: we high on that Otawara supply
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Stormgod519: Lands come before spells, right? lands before spells! wait...
Stormgod519: Welcome Raiders!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Dryad arbor, not a spell.
Foxmar320:
LaeliaTBR: arixmethes is very much a spell tho
Stormgod519: my Talon Gates would say its a spell sometimes
chanterelleton subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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matthaus_c: 007: Long Time To DIe
Lord_Hosk: Quick someone Doordash some TacoBell to the moon
Stormgod519: mine is also a 7...
matthaus_c: @Lord_Hosk I thought you liked them
Molladia: @Lord_Hosk Dont think the Island has a TacoBell
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Die Hard: Kathleen Plays Magic.
LRRbot: Bishop of Wings [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/4] | Whenever an Angel you control enters, you gain 4 life. / Whenever an Angel you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
fnoggchamp: @Molladia technically I think there is still one in Nanaimo, but that's way out of doordash range
LRRbot: Morbid Opportunist [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Lord_Hosk: Molladia that the trick they aren't on a Island they are on the moon... its a Moonbase
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Love that card.
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Molladia: Judge, Outside interference.
Stormgod519: @Molladia Ill allow it
LRRbot: Combat Research [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." / As long as enchanted creature is legendary, it gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.
Stormgod519: Dont worry, Taco Bell is bad anyways
googoltudoris: do you have good mexican food on the island?
LRRbot: Sword of Vengeance [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike, vigilance, trample, and haste. / Equip {3}
Stormgod519: I mean, if ya did there's no reason to get taco bell
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ship taco bell from Vancouver... Gets there in five hours. Delivery fee is $600.
fnoggchamp: @googoltudoris depends how you define each of those words, but there are better taco shops for sure
Gyuumiiho: today isn't... friday right
LaeliaTBR: vengeance! dort of..
Stormgod519: @Gyuumiiho wdym?
matthaus_c: @Gyuumiiho course it is
HadesLeprechaun: mmm yes, sort of vengeance
Stormgod519: clearly it says Friday Night Paper Fight!
azidbern95: @Gyuumiiho It's Ladies Night!
LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Stormgod519: more soul wardens
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @gyuumiiho time is an illusion. Friday night, doubly so.
Gyuumiiho: my sanity is fraying
LRRbot: Firemane Commando [3W] | Creature — Angel Soldier [4/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card. / Whenever another player attacks with two or more creatures, they draw a card if none of those creatures attacked you.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @gyuumiiho they rearranged some stuff.
Stormgod519: ermagerd, firmerne crmmendr
HadesLeprechaun: I mean, that could still possibly work if Cori had a planeswalker....?
Stormgod519: Is that what the pinkertons wore on their shirts?
Stormgod519: @HadesLeprechaun correct
Fbomb101ers: That's a good button " I'm a legal target"
LRRbot: Gilraen, Dúnedain Protector [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/3] | {2}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control. You may return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If you don't, at the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it.
matthaus_c: me when opp Bolts my Birds
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @stormgod519 Pinkerton shirts?
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does Gilrsen flicker, or blink?
Gyuumiiho: @thedepthandbreadthofseth blinker! lol
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Blinkerton?
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Pharmacistjudge: Yay WNPF!
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Lord_Hosk: If you marry a thief, you will spend your nights alone, but have so much pretty jewelry
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth loved that Netflix show
Stormgod519: @Lord_Hosk will you be alone? like, surely they will come back often enough
Stormgod519: Heath is thriving
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pharmacistjudge women's night paper fight.
Stormgod519: im expecting a chrome shell
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Stormgod519: Olivia casts Test of Endurance
Lord_Hosk: Sol Ring
LRRbot: Rampage of the Valkyries [3WB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / Whenever an Angel you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
LoadingReadyRun: Crab reaches for hedron that is plugging a hole in a pipe...
Simonark: But without second mains, how will family style Italian restaurants cover overhead?
niccus: every time you think about that crab you mill a card
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi enters, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's mana value. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Stormgod519: GoG count is at 4 at least, right?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It feels closer to ten
Stormgod519: GOOD!
Shadowsoflife: fine
Stormgod519: just got home from school/work
Juliamon: Weird
goombalax: Andor is on Tuesdays
Stormgod519: so tired and winding down
Dog_of_Myth: Not bad
LRRbot: Throat Slitter [4B] | Creature — Rat Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {2}{B} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.
Stormgod519: very happy I got to catch the strem
Strebenherz: good thank you
dutchmoose: Big chillin
MacbethSeemsSus: Concerned what happened to Thursday
ElektroTal: i had an answer that would bring the mood down so instead i'll say it's great to see you all again =)
Juliamon: they lost Thursday, like it was nothing
Lord_Hosk: This may be a hot take... and I suspect Im the first to say it... But Andor is a very good show
matthaus_c: down horrendous for this chill vibe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, you know what they say about life totals in MTG; N life is not infinite life.
PipeSmokingOwl: @ElektroTal thats just the daily experience as an American in 2025
shushu2539: reprogramming all saturday into tomorrow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Maybe I'm just a johnny...
LRRbot: Firemane Commando [3W] | Creature — Angel Soldier [4/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card. / Whenever another player attacks with two or more creatures, they draw a card if none of those creatures attacked you.
ElektroTal: @PipeSmokingOwl on top of that, lol
LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
matthaus_c: which of Hidetsugu's Rites deals 40
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: his 4th rite...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @matthaus_c root 3rd
matthaus_c: Hidetsugu's Forth Eorlingsd
Stormgod519: lol
PipeSmokingOwl: rofl
HadesLeprechaun: simply have female Sorin Markov and then Hidetsugu
Stormgod519: you want Gavin to get on what?
Stormgod519: Did Graham say that back in 2022?
LoadingReadyRun:
Keep trying different rites, Hidetsugu, you'll get it eventually!
Stormgod519: lol
mister_nibbles: you need the right rite
Stormgod519: Hidetsugu's flame rite?
Juliamon: Hidetsugu's Rite of Replication
JonnyH: Surely one of these rites will do something useful
Stormgod519: Hidetsugu's First Left
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Father to your hands, I commend my spirit.
HadesLeprechaun: Poker Face S2 starts tomorrow!
GasCityGaming: Hidestsugu's 3rd right after the train tracks but before the overpass, if you hit the McDonalds you've gone too far
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Weird, my phone and my tv disagree on the order of msgs in chat
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
Stormgod519: ayyyy
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Augury Adept [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You gain life equal to its mana value.
GasCityGaming: big single flaps in your area
thedepthandbreadthofseth: We've yet to discuss hidetsugu's second wainwright...
mister_nibbles: that sounds like a web address you shouldnt go to by accident
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or hidetsugu's Louden Wainwright the third.
LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
Stormgod519: Hidetsugu's Village Rite?
Stormgod519: better than before
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I need to write the Wright's rites, right?
Mai_Andra: Angel's Angels Cube
LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth No, Who's on First!
Lysander_salamander: naturally
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't know!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Third base!
Stormgod519: Third Base!
LRRbot: Bident of Thassa [2UU] | Legendary Enchantment Artifact | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / {1}{U}, {T}: Creatures your opponents control attack this turn if able.
LRRbot: Resolute Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Lysander_salamander: so many interactions
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My late father would very pleased by this chat.
Lysander_salamander: lots of if-then stuff in this game
Stormgod519: my cat just came in my room meowing
LRRbot: Hythonia the Cruel [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon [4/6] | Deathtouch / {6}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. / When Hythonia becomes monstrous, destroy all non-Gorgon creatures.
Stormgod519: NO!
Lysander_salamander: yay
LRRbot: Giada, Font of Hope [1W] | Legendary Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control. / {T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.
Lysander_salamander: always happy to see a knife
thedepthandbreadthofseth: A 7/9 gorgon!
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: your library, my library!
LoadingReadyRun:
What do you consider the font of Hope?
LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun Hellvetica?
GasCityGaming: would those 1/1s become 2/1s?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loadingreadyrun a fully stocked one of those any flavor coke product dispensers.
Juliamon: Lucida Sans
Stormgod519: @GasCityGaming you stack the triggers so it can
goombalax: @LoadingReadyRun Comic WITH Serif
Mai_Andra: @LoadingReadyRun I always like Maiandra.
TheNerdWonder: Now I'm suddenly curious what Wingdings Serif would look like
Lysander_salamander: that's surprising
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @goombalax are there comic strips/books with seriffed text?
Stormgod519: I can
BearsAirz: Bident draw?
Lysander_salamander: the weirdly satisfying noise of a pneumatic tube system
Strebenherz: are those other lrr members, or other people in the building?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I worked at a bank. It wears off.
LRRbot: Teysa, Opulent Oligarch [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, investigate for each opponent who lost life this turn. / Whenever a Clue you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @strebenherz yes?
PipeSmokingOwl: this has been a great match and i am sure the hockey is distracting but don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
GasCityGaming: If Winnipeg scores we're gonna absolutely hear it btw
Cinnabat: Gain life from Sheoldred?
Stormgod519: jeez
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Lysander_salamander:
Lysander_salamander: Good old storytime draft
ElektroTal: Olivia should bring her Teysa cosplay back, it ruled
Strebenherz: i don't know hockey much but i'm cheering on the maple leafs
Lysander_salamander: wait there's hockey going on tonight?
GasCityGaming: Dalla vs Winnipeg is in the 3rd, yes
Cinnabat: Teysa investigates~
LRRbot: Resolute Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
JonnyH: I'm not even supposed to be here today
Lysander_salamander: this is quite the battle
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Lysander_salamander: hahaha
AliasV:
Ahem! You're 45 mins over time
Strebenherz: Kathleen PLZ
LRRbot: Brago, King Eternal [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Noble [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Brago deals combat damage to a player, exile any number of target nonland permanents you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
AliasV: We were done in 2 games and like 30 mins if that lmao
Lord_Hosk: I have a solution.... Fireball for 16... either one of you
Strebenherz: They know the time, kathleen's stomach knows as well
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone tracking total damage Cori has done this game? it's gotta be over 40
AliasV: Would Kathleen like some pizza?
ElektroTal: @AliasV you all should make james take you out for ice cream on my behalf
couchboyj: Marit Lage is a lady, right?
LoadingReadyRun: @couchboyj pretty sure Marit Lage is unknowable. Anyone in a position to ask pronouns doesn't survive
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun emrakul on the other hand, very much is a lady
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before?
Earthenone: how does one sex and eldlich deity?
LoadingReadyRun: @Earthenone carefully
BartholemewTheKitten: Marit lagedy
couchboyj: Vampire Hexmage, definitely a lady
Strebenherz: @Earthenone one spaghetti noodle at a time
LRRbot: Exsanguinate [XBB] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Stormgod519: lol
Cinnabat: OH NOOOO xD
Stormgod519: woooooow
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
LostThePirate:
matthaus_c: amazing
Stormgod519: GG!
iris_of_ether:
Lysander_salamander: gg
Cinnabat: Ggs!
RockPusher:
RockPusher: Much powerful Magic
Stormgod519: no, thank YOU!
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Stormgod519: lol
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Stormgod519: dammit
Stormgod519: Tried to gift Olivia a sub
Stormgod519: it wont let me
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Stormgod519: cuuubue
Stormgod519: DABITS!
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Stormgod519: GGs!
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