GasCityGaming: Anyone else leave the tab up the whole way through or just me?
TXC2: same here
TehAmelie: i have had it open most of the time the last 10 years or so
bytecaster: Perfect time for me to start another run in solidarity and not because I wanna procrastinate!
hd_dabnado: Sheldon Ring
GapFiller: !next
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TehAmelie: i've written 7000 words in two days, i think i deserve a break
TXC2: CONTACT
GasCityGaming: Dang TehAmelie, yeah you do!
TehAmelie:
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GapFiller:
stream needed a refresh in its own window but start fine no refresh needed in Multitwitch
CastleOtranto: This music makes me want to mosey somewhere.
Juliamon: Oh hey, the FIN Judge Rules vid went live too
TXC2: CastleOtranto mosey on down to the realms between
GapFiller:
huh also didnt realise the emote wasnt sub excl
TimeToFry: !next
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TehAmelie: these realms were made for moseys
Juliamon:
yeah is a follower emote
GapFiller: Juliamon neat
lamina5432: reporting back
djalternative: though if you sub, you get to use follower emotes everywhere instead of just this channel
TXC2: Windows noises?
Juliamon: bloonk
TehAmelie: controllers plugged in (?)
hd_dabnado: discord noise
djalternative: the discord call is on
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TXC2: Here we GO!
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bbblehh: yippeeeeeee!
GasCityGaming: Graham!
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GasCityGaming: who up nightin' they reigns?
SymphonySolstice: double doo baa
Jobot180: Hello Grahamathy!
djalternative: It's a spinoff
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and friends
TXC2: it's release working day after the weekend
TXC2: Hello Ben and Wheeler
WiJohn: It's a whole Hermit of Bens!
ShieldHope: Hi Graham
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Alness49: The lands betwixt, or something
LordZarano: The lands not quite between
Jobot180: The in-betweeny lands
Foxmar320: Game audio sounds like Ben
TXC2: the lands be-taint
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TXC2: Wheeler is VERY Quite
Alness49: John Audio, here to talk to you about games
creasehearst: perhaps the game audio got eaten by the intro, since that played twice
TXC2: *quiet
SymphonySolstice: lands off to the side
djalternative: Gay Maudio
Foxmar320: I blame Windows Update
WiJohn: the liminal terrain
Papperslappen: the fantasy lands with somehow even more messed up timeline than the lands between
Sethalidos: Windows Update?
bbblehh: did someone update windows and forget to set the audio settings again
TXC2: windows update is next week chat
djalternative: did you update windows after paul told you not to update in cH?
BrowneePointz: The ONLY thing I know is that they made the Circle Rain damage WAY higher than when yall played the Network Test. so be careful Graham!
thraximore:
!
bbblehh: hi paul!
TXC2:
I legit Paused windows update on Saturday before Live 
djalternative: all I know is that there's a very good shop in the hub
TehAmelie: a day may come when i choose to install updates. . .
TimeToFry: Lord of da things is still my fave
EvilBadman: lol I have been victim of "hey why not have the ps5 controller be your speaker"
TXC2: Wheeler is talking up a college thesis here
BrowneePointz: PINGAS!
Foxmar320: I still blame Windows
ShieldHope: So i try the elezabeth batory version of atmosfear and yeah the atmosfear version have chance card and not the nightmare version. Some of those chance card say shout pleasure or pain and take a black rose, increasing the chance to get black rose card for you may never become a vampire or turn a vampire to a mortal again. you guys need those card.
vinewood_og: Windows does that to me too
thraximore: it came back
BrowneePointz: YEP
BusTed: the classic
lightfut: Computer, yes brilliant
BrowneePointz: it does that to me ALL THE TIME
TehAmelie: that still counts as a Paul save!
djalternative: they need to stop putting speakers in controllers. we don't need them
BrowneePointz: freaking ps5 controller man
fiftymcnasty: putting speakers in controllers was a mistake
TehAmelie: or maybe not until it sticks
SocraticMethod: Because Sony has set it to comms device
Critterbot: Oh no, is Windows being Windows again?
Foxmar320: Gonna be real, this is why I stopped using PS controllers on Windows
SymphonySolstice: the classic
Papperslappen: "But what about a little allow" - Windows
JusticeJuice: Update or well keep changing settings /evil laugh
vinewood_og: Don't speak to me or my controller ever again
TimeToFry: The Wiimotes crackly ass speaker was SO good
BrowneePointz: I spent half an hour on a stream once trying to troubleshoot audio cuz it kept setting my ps5 as my mic AND speakers
TS_Terrapin: There are a handful of interesting use cases for speakers in controllers, but not many
BrowneePointz: *strangles Sony*
A_Dub888: Hello friends, everyone got their umbrella for this Nightreign
Foxmar320: I use PC speakers
TXC2 has speakers
TehAmelie: i don't have headphones
Critterbot: What's a speaker?
Invitare: I don't even own headphones
TimeToFry: I'm a headphone user but you aren't in the majority here Ben
lamina5432: as I sit here with my nice speakers
niccus: i sweat too much to always be on headphones
TS_Terrapin: I use speakers, headphones don't always agree with my glasses
ashteranic: I absolutely use speakers, because headphones fuck up my ears with long-term use.
Juliamon: Headphones give me a migraine
gualdhar: yes, the bald spot is from the headphones. keep saying that.
TXC2: I where glasses, headphones are hurty
fiftymcnasty: get Serge some IEMs
Natimus_Prime: I'm using speakers right now, but I live in my own building and have 5.1 surround sound.
BrowneePointz: I did not shell out for Sennheisers to NOT USE THEM
ashteranic: @TXC2 oh yeah that doesn't help either.
GhostValv:
just be bald then you don't have to worry about wearing headphones 
Snowwraith: @Juliamon As someone who finds most headphones give me horrible headaches, I can imagine.
Juliamon: I also can't use in-ear
cutaos: headphones suck to wear the whole time
Foxmar320: I want airpods
Haroldholmes25: @GhostValv nl coded bit
TS_Terrapin: Also decent speakers tend to be a lot cheaper than equivalent quality headphones in my expereince
BrowneePointz: I can’t use in ear cuz they aren’t shaped the same
Juliamon: having audio inserted directly into my ear canal is the issue
noSmokeFire: surgically implant magnets in your temple
cassierains: i dont even own headphones. if im around other people i just turn the sound off
SymphonySolstice: the back-head strap ones are nice
TehAmelie: i've always been paranoid about headphones damaging my hearing
djalternative: Cans are traditional in the editing profession.
OldUncleDan: Over the ear are more comfortable for me. Also, far less chance for an ear infetction.
Juliamon: I need the air buffer of speakers
AMuseOfFirebane: I use speakers unless I'm streaming art (which isn't often) or I'm really trying not to bug my roommate
DeM0nFiRe:
tryllebanjo:
TXC2: Wheeler!
MWGNZ: peLUL
BusTed: yeah I use the bone conduction when I'm out walking
BusTed: mostly for safety purposes
twistedsylvan: Happy Pride!
KWardJenx: Knew that joke was coming and still laughed
BrowneePointz: bone conduction
TS_Terrapin: @Juliamon true! Sometimes my with headphones are 'muted' or 'too loud on the lowest non-mute volume'
A_Dub888: speakers remind me that outside exists
fiftymcnasty: its still kinda meh
BrowneePointz: solo mode fucking SUCKED
nyc_mtg: just make sure you don't have an aluminum plate in your skull or else the induction doesnt work, or at least that's what my stove tells me
BrowneePointz: like shade off Solo mode was borderline UNPLAYABLE
benjamin_wheeler: interesting, another case of solo leveling being mid
SocraticMethod: @nyc_mtg Bone _con_duction, not induction
BrowneePointz: Speak on it Wheeler
Juliamon:
Foxmar320: So rude
A_Dub888:
Alness49: Maidenless behaviour
BrowneePointz: yea there’s been a huge leaver issue this past weekend too
Snowwraith: Early day matchmaking is going to be miserable, yeah.
tryllebanjo: Whoop his ass!
TimeToFry: Can we move Graham a smidge to the right? We can't see the damage numbers :C
vinewood_og: "Wailing on the duchess"
BrowneePointz: have you done a mid grapple slide ult yet Graham?
Foxmar320: Get greedy got it
SocraticMethod: Duchess is doing the work
tryllebanjo: Womp womp
DeM0nFiRe: The friendliest fire
BrowneePointz: higher damage hits take more bar off
ToppHat: Rofl, offset the level loss
accountmadeforants:
So, the exact thing Graham wants did exist for a bit ("Human Headphones", by "Human, Inc."), but the company folded shortly afterwards. (They did actually release them, though.) https://i.imgur.com/oZHCTR3.jpeg
TXC2: the lack of fall damage is cracked
BrowneePointz: Ironeye
BrowneePointz: Ironeye is kinda busted
KeytarCat: Witch with lightning was very good at rezing for me
Khasi1596: also: losing a level doesn't mean it's lost forever. those runes just get added to what you drop
ToppHat: TRIPLE BONKUS
TehAmelie: i was gonna say the wall climbing is cracked
fiftymcnasty: I have Siggy costume for big man
OldUncleDan: Isn't there like an anime with a dude wearing a boar's head?
BrowneePointz: the wall climb and vault is neat…when it WORKS
Firewhiskers:
Margit is Margetting it on 
OldUncleDan: Demon Slayer!
ToppHat: From Demon Slayer @OldUncleDan ?
twistedsylvan: so lore wise, is this supposed to be the same Margit we fight in Elden Ring proper?
TehAmelie: i don't remember him having a spear the size of a small yacht
Firewhiskers:
Morgotten
BrowneePointz: @olduncledan yea from Demon Slayer. the only interesting character
Foxmar320:
NorthstarTex: you did better than I did
KeytarCat: @BrowneePointz I've found you can reliably* climb if you never climb at an angle
ToppHat: The Duke's Beloved Freya
ForOhForError: there's a ds1 boss in there
hamraffle: He had the spear, he's just got an expanded moveset.
Khasi1596: there's ds 1 bosses lol
Papperslappen: The bosses are no longer just punching away at your corpse after you die
Khasi1596: good ole centipede demon
NorthstarTex: There's DS1, 2, and 3 boses
TehAmelie: sure
TimeToFry: I wanna see the cutscene
Foxmar320: This game is on my list to play but can't afford/no one to play it with
Alness49: I'm just waiting for them to add an Armoured Core boss, just really mess up the canon
hamraffle: His spear charge was the bane of a lot of peoples fights
gibbousm: The LORE!
SocraticMethod:
please
ForOhForError: the story is very important of course
thraximore: like a Shadow?
mcbaseballface: theres a relic for beating the tutorial boss
thraximore: sick art
TimeToFry: So wait, this takes place after the ER story, right? Do we know which ending is "canon"?
OldUncleDan: Or if you DO know what you are doing! If ya know what I mean!
BrowneePointz: takes place after ER yes
NorthstarTex: The Gems do make life very nice early on *stares in jealousy at my partner's Iron-Eye loadout*
The_Ninjurai: So you trim horse hooves and teeth at night?
Papperslappen: Time line is even more broken
djalternative: consider this a spinoff
twistedsylvan: @TimeToFry oh, I thought this was before ER? They mention the Shattering, which is way before the main story, right?
noSmokeFire: this is literally Smelldon Ring
Firewhiskers: Elden Ring multiverse
TXC2:
it's the metal gear survive of Elden ring 
Snowwraith: I think it's meant to take place in some sort of sideworld in the past.
TehAmelie: time loops around itself in this place. . .
TheLodgium: The londs betwonk
Snowwraith: As best anyone can tell.
twistedsylvan: okay so totally seperate World Line, got it
Foxmar320: TXC2 oh no lol
djalternative: Consider this the Joey show to Elden Ring's Friends
TimeToFry: Someone draw me up a LoZ-timelines style graph
jiujitsumike: Hello from Ireland. Looking forward to the stream
TS_Terrapin: Even from just watching a little while it's much more its own game than I expected from hearing about "fortnite in elden ring.
DoodlestheGreat: It's okay. We had the curtains laundered last week.
SocraticMethod: @djalternative !! FRENZY !!
TXC2: hello jiujitsumike welcome
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TXC2 Perfect!
FurthestChunk: +2
thraximore: +1
TehAmelie: betwink with friends!
TehAmelie: it works as a verb
Juliamon: story time!
jiujitsumike: @TXC2 Thanks for having me, its great to be here
Firewhiskers: Maidenless no more
Foxmar320:
SymphonySolstice: ah, the waiting spin
Foxmar320: oh
A_Dub888: oof
Foxmar320: OH
SymphonySolstice: yeah
TimeToFry: No...
NorthstarTex: Ooof
GasCityGaming: there's like 2 strips in Stoon
GasCityGaming: the airport is just a hallway
TXC2:
that's a "state" over right?
OldUncleDan: Going in circles again? Did it involve a "Skinny Blonde Girl" and something about the ages? Did you fail College Algebra again?
Foxmar320: OH
TimeToFry:
epsilon_vee: @TXC2 yeah, sk is the next one east
Juliamon: yeah....... yeah
TimeToFry: Jesus
SymphonySolstice: hi from saskatoon, glad you experienced the tarmac?
Foxmar320: Graham go to sleep
TheLodgium: Ow oof ouch
twistedsylvan: YEESH
NorthstarTex: Wow...
TXC2:
we may need to rethink air travel
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon: I love when the staff have bits
A_Dub888: got it, expect G to keel over at some point from exhaustion in the stream
SpicyNapalm: How much have the crew played? I havent played much and want to watch but dont want too much to be spoiled
GasCityGaming: then you pivot 3/4 the way there
Juliamon: Who will end today more exhausted, Graham or Ben
djalternative: Graham, can we say hi to small pot man?
ForOhForError: speed space running
dm818: I thought it would be with coffee
Foxmar320: Graham when left alone will find the subocean given enough time
BusTed:
djalternative: love that guy's drawings
TimeToFry: Oh my god
TehAmelie: whoa, they're selling emotes for runes
OldUncleDan: The only air travel where I had any sort of issues was coming home (Minny) from London. Got stranded in O'Hare for an extended period of time because of a Blizzard at MSP.
accountmadeforants:
TimeToFry: Oh James
SymphonySolstice:
thraximore:
NorthstarTex: That is very James
lamina5432: james party pooping
JKBalch: Graham's Destiny habit is showing. Jump on everything looking to fall through the world
A_Dub888: @foxmar320 have you had Destiny games where you turn around and he’s not there?
SpicyNapalm: Look at those losers socializing and making friends, while I am cool and sit quietly on my own
Darleysam: oh I'm fascinated by the mystery door down underneath Roundtable here, that is ill-fitting
Foxmar320: @A_Dub888 Many
Juliamon: Movies are clinging desperately to life support
TimeToFry: Lmao
Foxmar320: Thats what ive heard
Juliamon: movies-by-committee are the OG ai slop
TehAmelie: clearly we need a "all funny jokes" cut
NorthstarTex: so as fast as modern meme production?
TXC2: sorry what movie was this?
Juliamon: Minecraft
Foxmar320: Ive heard that about the Mario movie as well
ForOhForError: illumination movies are just like that
TXC2: Juliamon right, that tracks, thank you
TheLodgium:
Maidenless Film? 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah it wasnt bad but it just washed over me when i saw it too
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
I miss films with the pacing of Tora Tora Tora, where you just have 20 minutes of planes taking off from the carriers. 
BrowneePointz: for a random action movie I didn’t mind the jumanji sequel, but man does it make your head hurt how filmmaking changed comparing it to the original
djalternative: the problem with both Mario and Minecraft is that both of their main characters are intentionally devoid personality so there's not much to work with
A_Dub888: which Mario movie?
BrowneePointz: Super Mario Bros(90s) is the greatest b movie ever and I will die on that hill
Darleysam: Creature Comforts was so good
OldUncleDan: I must have garbage taste of movies, cause I found the Jumanji and Mario movies to be really fun!
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePointz What about the Bee movie?
Juliamon: Bee Movie wasn't 90s
BrowneePointz: @djalternative woah woah Mario has a personality, Chris Pratt doesn’t
Juliamon: or technically a b-movie
OldUncleDan: But then my all time favorite movie is still "UHF," So... yea.
RayFK: Say hi Tired Travelers!
accountmadeforants: Omg
TimeToFry: That's so good
TheLodgium: @OldUncleDan UHF is a great movie
accountmadeforants: Honestly *that's* art
A_Dub888: @rayfk hi tired travelers
OldUncleDan:
@TheLodgium 
MercurialVox: he is here and we are thankful to have him
djalternative: @BrowneePointz all of the games Nintendo really acknowledges as main games, he doesn't really have one. If they'd made a paper mario movie, then we'd have something
Juliamon: uh oh, stimmyyyyyy
AMuseOfFirebane: @RayFK hi Tired Travelers!
Mai_Andra: "Boys?! I'm in!"
Foxmar320: WOAH
YeetTheRich_: no way
Juliamon: OH NO
NorthstarTex: woah
gameslayer013: LMAO
djalternative: HAHAHA
BusTed:
TXC2:
when the censoring makes it worse
AutonomousTurtle: ASTONISHING
northos: which makes it WORSE
DeM0nFiRe: The Yawg did WHAT to her?!?
hd_dabnado: YawgHer happy Pride
GDwarble: That censorship makes it *so* much worse it's *amazing*
TimeToFry: Oh my god
Foxmar320: wow
DeM0nFiRe: Jesus
SpicyNapalm: The censorship in this game is wild. They censored the first four letters of my name
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northos: never change, FromSoft (or maybe change a little)
ForOhForError:
thraximore:
TheLodgium: It's been that way since DARK SOULS 2!
accountmadeforants: That's some Nintendo-level censorship, it's almost impressive
BrowneePointz: Hit Lrrd
vinewood_og: The future kind of sucks
RayFK: Elden Ring: ***htreign
gualdhar: this is some TikTok levels of needless censoring
Sientir: I see FromSoftware's censor hasn't been improved in the slightest.
Snowwraith: So many of automated filters are very bad.
RayFK: Jesus
BrowneePointz: WAIT NO
RayFK: What a dogshit profanity filter
nevyn666: John Nightreign strikes again
AutonomousTurtle: This is like that meme where they censored "ass" out of the name Nasser
DoodlestheGreat:
SocraticMethod: That's the Fromsoft Censorship we all know and love
GDwarble: This is a *peak* clbuttic problem
TXC2: the Scunthorpe problem strikes again
Firewhiskers: There's a tool you can use to see what gets censored called "Dark Souls 3 Name Censor Checker"
Geisterkarle: there were some advanced settings?
TehAmelie: a Mario movie could be cool if it leaned into his player character status as a personality. completely without fear, never stops trying, thinks he's the only one who can do anything
DeM0nFiRe: @nevyn666 John ***htreign you mean?
ForOhForError: it turned "horse plinko" into "**rse plinko"
Foxmar320: Should have just made your name "Guadian2948723975982" for the true Destiny experience
BrowneePointz: Graham with the censorship it changed your name to Ht LRRD which sounds JUST AS BAD
Papperslappen: I watched another stream where they censored the name T Baggins to ********s
RayFK: I mean this SURE is some Bandai Namco profanity filter
RayFK: They are horrific at it
s007s1: Elden R*** : ***htreign
nevyn666: @DeM0nFiRe oh. did LRR not flag it correctly. faaaaiiil.
MercurialVox: the silliest one of these I've ever seen was the Death Note Among Us, which banned "Smith". Apparently they thought it was being used to say "Shooting myself in the head".
thraximore: @GDwarble thanks for teaching me a new term
accountmadeforants: So what I'm learning is Nightreign censorship is going to be a font of comedy
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SymphonySolstice: I will always remember the game I played with monsters straight up called hellounds, where the chat would always censor hell
Snowwraith: Ah, the classic damning censor.
SocraticMethod: It's almost as bad as Butter being censored to ****er
DeM0nFiRe: @nevyn666 Huh? I was just making a joke about the censorship in the game
nevyn666: i played a game where you could type necromancer. but not kneck romancer.
OldUncleDan: I blame the "Edgelords" who go out of their way to ruin everything and make censorship like this a thing.
NorthstarTex: She's an angy smol summoner
TimeToFry: Where's tomato town
TXC2: we dropping at home?
fiftymcnasty: crater is so good
Snowwraith: @OldUncleDan The main issue with a lot of the filters is they're very aggressive and don't account for context of surrounding letters.
Foxmar320: Always drop a home
wedge_x: don't forget to thank the eagle
EvilBadman: He's *** bonk
Firewhiskers: Headless Luhtel
TimeToFry: Thinking about the time I named my ER character Hope and they censored the first two letters
SpicyNapalm: BIG FRED
hd_dabnado: She Yawg Her *** till I
TXC2: "don't talk to me or my gigantic son ever again."
A_Dub888: you Yawg her on main?
Foxmar320: Always go in the hole
OldUncleDan: I know it ultimately doesn't matter, but it is kinda important for me... But, are there female PC character model options?
Snowwraith: Famously Pokémon filtered one of their own pokémon names so you couldn't trade it online unless you nicknamed it something else.
Snowwraith: It took them multiple games to fix that one.
Firewhiskers: @OldUncleDan There are female PC characters but you cannot choose gender
accountmadeforants: Some censorship things I've found since: It'll censor "mf" (like in comfy), and even "ead" (because Eat a D-?) and of course the classic, "ass" (I should say cl***ic).
nevyn666: @OldUncleDan no options for characters. just what they are. but there are female characters yes.
OldUncleDan: @Firewhiskers That's perfectly fine!
NorthstarTex: meanwhile G be soloing this boss like a boss
RayFK: Graham doing his Aggy cosplay
OldUncleDan: Cool!
Juliamon: Snowwraith They shouldn't have named it that to begin with, it's an awkward name
drcthulu: Kill secured
GDwarble: "TheYawg***her" remains hilarious
GDwarble: @accountmadeforants Ah, a *true* clbuttic issue
noSmokeFire: @GDwarble it makes it sound *so* obscene
Snowwraith: @Juliamon It's not great, no, but it's very funny the default name would trip it every time.
RayFK: Oh hey a red wolf
TXC2: "Yawg***her? but I only just met him."
Firewhiskers: Exalt that flesh
RayFK: I would heal my guy
A_Dub888: I like how after 15 years and multiple games, From Soft is still using the same sound for *enemy died*
Foxmar320: The wold wants to play
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NorthstarTex: red pupper!
TXC2: hello Raiders
Foxmar320: LOL
SpicyNapalm: LOL
TimeToFry: WA
DeM0nFiRe:
GrassVortex: wow
YawnLance:
northos: SNIPED
Firewhiskers: UH
TXC2: wow
SocraticMethod: LMAO
DeM0nFiRe: Must be that fell damage
Juliamon: "No fall damage"
Foxmar320: Wolf wanted to play
WiJohn: Wolf shot you
nevyn666: fell damagae
SpicyNapalm: There is fall damage if you get hurt then fall I guess?
NorthstarTex:
Red wolf happened
MTGRanger:
TXC2: you got shot
accountmadeforants: Cast a spell of fall damage on you
djalternative: I think getting hit in the air might trigger fall damage
SocraticMethod: Stunned out of feather fall
Foxmar320:
TimeToFry: Huh
fiftymcnasty: that gargoyle is a trap even at high level
NorthstarTex: o7
SpicyNapalm:
What a start
nevyn666: GG
Andymonium: average Gargoyle experience
Reaper_IsMyName: well. shucks
TXC2:
great time for a TPK
TehAmelie: Ben's large son made it longer than everyone
Rootpotato: wait, is it maybe that theres fall damage if you are in combat? and the wolf hitting you made the game think you were fighting it?
A_Dub888: I like how after 15 years and multiple games, From Soft is still using the same sound for *enemy died*
TehAmelie: or do we have to call him a big boned son to avoid censorship?
Rootpotato: wild speculation
ElektroTal: @A_Dub888 that's branding for you. dragon quest uses the same sounds it did in 1985 for menus and shit
TimeToFry: SICK
NorthstarTex: I mean...lava hurts
TXC2: A_Dub888 if it works, it works
Blakemcm: you die when you are killed
A_Dub888: yeah, I ain’t even mad
The_Ninjurai: It has been too long since Wheeler played the floor is lava
shushu2539: kids, don't touch the lava at home
Foxmar320: 1 HP is not 0
RayFK: Slightly
A_Dub888: @shushu2539 what if I want to touch lava at school?
RayFK: But hey it's a learning experience
fiftymcnasty: a wee bit
RayFK: It's a "growth opportunity"
fiftymcnasty: got some learning xp
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spo8n: isn't it the ***ht boss?
Reaper_IsMyName: Ben just has Bone-athon hovering above him lol
TehAmelie: how many arrows per ogre we looking at here? just to avoid OGREreaching
GasCityGaming: the summons can revive you too
A_Dub888: is Ben playing a Pokemon Trainer?
Foxmar320: The zone is closing, laters
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Her alt is a team rez
SpicyNapalm: run is a bit cursed
Nigouki: I'm late tuning in...but did the game actually censor "fat" in "father" or is Wheeler just having a giggle?
RayFK: Elden Ring is like pancakes. First run is always bad
Juliamon: Nigouki It did, and it gets worse
northos: @Nigouki it sure did
TimeToFry: Roguelike runs are like pancakes, the first one doesn't count
Xerodin: graham you can go up the rocks on your right
TehAmelie: i feel it's the game having a giggle
mcbaseballface: that cliff with those yellowish markings are climbable
TheWooglie: don't worry, these are just practise rounds so you don't suck when streaming the game
GDwarble: @Nigouki It censored "fat"
SpicyNapalm: @Nigouki censorship for names in this game goes wild. first four letters of my name got censored
drcthulu: RIP runes run
Rumiir_the_Dragon: And I think her alt makes her minions do more damage. unsure about that part, but for sure it can rez downed players
hamraffle: Revenant's ult is a team res and what spirit you have out does an ult too
BrowneePointz:
@spicynapalm the first four letters in your name is a slur so ye I can see that
Nigouki:
dang game, i guess that's one way to avoid human screening of usernames. just ban evvvvveeeeeything
TehAmelie: what i wonder is how hard it is to connect the list of censored words to character creation so you can get a warning when you put the wrong three letters together
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TXC2:
Nigouki launguage is a mistake yes
Juliamon: Nigouki Graham's username appears as ***htLRR to the others
SpicyNapalm: @BrowneePointz Yes, but is is also a part of many other words. It just doesnt take context in and censors anything, which I understand but also sometimes it makes things look worse
Nigouki: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
RayFK: oh hey BB
dm818: wheeler seems to do quite a bit more damage
Rumiir_the_Dragon: "just"
OldUncleDan: Pretty sure you're the boss, Graham!
BrowneePointz: @spicynapalm I meant more with their system I can see why yours got for
noSmokeFire: @Juliamon I can't even tell what that should be uncensored
northos:
@Nigouki I think you mean "aaaa***aaaaaaaa"
djalternative: would you prefer a fight to be a slog or a slug
Foxmar320: Graham I don't think BBH likes you
Amentur: So about his attacks having large range
QuantumTwitch:
But the relative rewards should be better rigth 
DCDUDE5117: first time catching a live stream! what are first impressions of the 1.0?
BrowneePointz: yea he has the what’s the spell/war called? Echoalia? Redalia?
Juliamon: noSmokeFire NightLRR. As in, the game's title, Nightreign, would be ***htreign
BrowneePointz: Eochaid
TXC2: hello DCDUDE5117 welcome
BrowneePointz: that’s what it’s called
bbblehh: you can still do damage to an enemy while another player is riposting them btw
bbblehh: nice change
noSmokeFire: @Juliamon jesus
Foxmar320: Sniper position aquired
dm818: Graham playing a cat
BrowneePointz: you can also use it to stun/knock back bosses
Foxmar320: Graham he gives great hugs
northos: kiting strats
BrowneePointz: and Wheeler’s other ability is a massive uninterruptible counterhit that gets buffed by damage
CrossXhunteR: it kinda bothers me that it only shows your teammates' health bar, and not their mana or stamina
SpicyNapalm: @CrossXhunteR absolutely, feels like a couple small green and blue bars wouldnt hurt
dm818: like a walrus?
TXC2: CrossXhunteR that might be too much clutter?
TehAmelie: stamina i can understand, it's so volatile it would be a lot of numbers to keep track of
BrowneePointz: ye Rev has S faith scaling
Diabore: how was the riot event graham?
TimeToFry: Bunch of whats?
BrowneePointz: Beasts of Farum Azula
BrowneePointz: BoFA
TimeToFry: Huh
Foxmar320: BoFA DEES?
TXC2: so they're like RoUS ?
A_Dub888: @foxmar320 aw nuts
BrowneePointz: Also yea I know Embargo is Embargo but I hope you had a Good time at Riot Graham!
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Final boss the dog?
CrossXhunteR: was there fall damage in regular elden ring?
TehAmelie: lots of it
TimeToFry: Flesh, pog!
TXC2: CrossXhunteR yes,
BrowneePointz: 20yds is lethal in base ER
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BrowneePointz: err 16yds?
SocraticMethod: @CrossXhunteR There was a really small range between no damage and death
northos: @CrossXhunteR yes, but you could use the spiritsprings to avoid it
BrowneePointz: fall damage is very lethal in ER
BrowneePointz: Volcano!
BrowneePointz: Caldera formed
TehAmelie: 15 yards means no damage and 20 yards is death, and in between you got dex and i think stamina to reduce the damage. so much complexity for that small window
TXC2: so many people are gonna die to fall damage going from this back to elden ring
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Crater is good for day 2
BrowneePointz: That means there’s a new giant caldera with phat lewts
Tiber727: I say that you should always run towards explosions and check them out.
Snowwraith: @SocraticMethod The main thing was they increased the "no damage" fall distance compared to their older games but the max "instant death" distance was basically the same.
BrowneePointz: a giant caldera formed after the eruption
TehAmelie: and of course there are many ledges where you're meant to drop and don't take fall damage
Papperslappen: In real life, you should not run towards the erupting volcano
Khasi1596: are you asking for backseat info?
fiftymcnasty: The crater event lets you upgrade one item to leggo
TXC2:
lets back up a bit, day 2?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: The lava pit has a bunch of people who drop loot with a forge at the bottom that can give you a huge upograde
BrowneePointz: but yea just a random world event
gualdhar: crater says praise the dog
The_Ninjurai: Dragon dragon, fight the dragon, dragon ball z
TehAmelie: hmm do you grease up the bow or the arrows?
MWGNZ:
@TehAmelie 
Rumiir_the_Dragon: must go deeper into the pit.
fiftymcnasty: at the very bottom there is a forge and a magma wyrm
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie excellent question, next question
Foxmar320:
Go into the lava Graham its fine
LordZarano:
TehAmelie: that's why they call him Mr Lava Lava
Armoric: Is this PvPvE or only PvE this time?
AutonomousTurtle: most things are weak to being struck hard enough
Foxmar320: Wow
MWGNZ:
CrossXhunteR: i believe in wheeler
The_Ninjurai: Whose idea was it to come down here?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: path starts north west of the FSB
Rumiir_the_Dragon: need to go down the broken pillar
Foxmar320: Looks safe
Foxmar320:
TehAmelie: when the fall damage is off it's really off
TXC2: really impressive how big this map is without much loading
Rumiir_the_Dragon: you are about half way down now
tryllebanjo: Fogdooooor!
BusTed: ominous
Darleysam: fogdoor, the burninator
TehAmelie: pre-late, because you're about to kill em?
tryllebanjo: Fogdor was a mist!
TXC2: fogdoor was a door
BrowneePointz: Eyy Graham found the way down!
Transmuted_Elf: not going to check the fog door?
Foxmar320: Oh thats shiny
Papperslappen: That's what they called me in high school
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Tiber727: I see the Big Mommas from DS3 went from merely temp immolating themselves to a literal torch head.
Rumiir_the_Dragon: fire carts!
fiftymcnasty: still a long way from the end
TXC2: way down, below the ocean?
CrossXhunteR: bye ben
fiftymcnasty: your upgrade made you flask heal over time and not instant
TheWooglie: your flask is over time Graham
TimeToFry: You took the buff that makes the flask heal over time
TXC2: flask is a hot now ?
Ewayko: you picked the heal over time boon
GrassVortex: you took the upgrade that changed it to heal over time
kristian_fischer: George RR Martin is happening with your health.
Khalahd: You took the over time thing, it was an instead thing
BrowneePointz: You took a treat that swapped instant heel to overtime
Rumiir_the_Dragon: There are two more bosses before that door too. its a great way to get items and levels
GrassVortex: yeah, the ""buff""
UltraVioletVodoo: ya thats a bad buff
drcthulu: you chose health over time
TXC2: I assume it heals a greater amount
TehAmelie: why would i assume it meant regular healing and then HOT
Foxmar320: Run run run run run
CrossXhunteR: hey, ben's alive
BusTed: phew
fiftymcnasty: time for Fel Omen
Rumiir_the_Dragon: wait till wheeler tries guardian
Foxmar320: They all like Graham so much
northos: but what if...you?
TimeToFry: Margit learned from Dio I see
kristian_fischer: How many daggers do you want, Mr Fell Omen? Yes!
gsyhiap: dagger-nammit!
TehAmelie: The Master and Margit (Margit plays the part of the Master)
JKBalch: Graham just danced between those daggers
Syntheticuh: oh wow this game changed the way bows work a lot didnt it
Foxmar320: Ouch
TXC2: LAZORS!
kristian_fischer: Graham got cubed!
TehAmelie: freestyle Julienne fries
Khasi1596: i appreciate they added a universal tell for grabs
Foxmar320: Ben saves the day!
bytecaster: Suddenly, Stone!
tryllebanjo: !
bytecaster: Spear, Long!
Rumiir_the_Dragon: very pokey
TimeToFry: Infantry when deployed against spearmen be like
Cavemanhar: is this night 1 or 2
kristian_fischer: He's got a long range poking device!
Foxmar320: Summons are trying
gsyhiap: o7
TehAmelie: run's haunted *cocks gun*
BrowneePointz:
yea the revive bar is hp based and not number of hits so some classes are just better at it 
TXC2: right chat I'm off
BrowneePointz: his counter hit ability is also very good but hard to use
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham, Ben and Wheeler
Diabore: so what is nightreign now? it appears very different from the (admittedly little i saw of) the beta test
Rumiir_the_Dragon: You'll want to do the Remembrances too. Give great items
TimeToFry: Ca-caw
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Halbird
fiftymcnasty: Ironeye is a top tier character
BrowneePointz: @diabore still the same thing. tuning in places is different
SquareDotCube: birrrrrman
bytecaster: Jonathan Sekiro?
TehAmelie: i'd say it's still high velocity, coop-based, roguelike Elden Ring
BrowneePointz: as we saw with Graham they REALLY buffed the Circle damage
Cavemanhar: Im a fan of the sekiro character
Diabore: @BrowneePointz did it have the zone in the beta? i dont remember that
TimeToFry: Something something pull out game
TimeToFry: Wheeler beat me to it
hamraffle: Ironeye is great utility but poor damage in boss fights. Status effects help a lot
BrowneePointz: and if you spend longer than 90s in the rain I THINK it just kills you now
northos: @Diabore it did, yeah
bytecaster: I like John Sekiro for my Solo runs.
tehfewl: big dog
bytecaster: Big dog punch hard
Balugo: Graham, thanks to your enthusiasm about FF with all the MTG content recently I’ve started playing some of the older games (working through 4 right now, and found an old save from 6), so thank you for a new obsession
Diabore: is it just these 3 on the whole map?
bytecaster: The first level makes you so much more robust
Juliamon: The zone was a lot less relevant in the server test, now it's really brutal
bytecaster: @Diabore Yes
BrowneePointz: also his dog ult has heavy combo, light combo, roar on guard and a big crazy hitting golden attack on your left ability that ends the ult early I think
Diabore: @bytecaster follow up, is it basically a looter extraction now?
BrowneePointz: it always was an extraction roguelike hybrid @diabore
bytecaster: @Diabore More of a roguelike, you don't get to keep your equipment, but you get meta progression items as rewards
hamraffle: Oh yeah, all blocking blocks 100% physical damage now. Even blocking with weapons.
bytecaster: What I am seeing is that I should try the archer
TehAmelie: random question, would it be funny to go all clerics or something or do you have to fight over drops that way?
bytecaster: Simply don't get hit Wheeler
BrowneePointz: Ironeye is one of the two best supports in the game @bytecaster
fiftymcnasty: @TehAmelie kinda have to fight a little, but its a bit unbalanced
bytecaster:
@BrowneePointz I have thus far only played solo, so I'm not sure how well that'll work for me 
tehfewl: big chest ahead
Rumiir_the_Dragon: I believe solo bosses are always in the same spot for ruins.
JKBalch: Bat scares
SquareDotCube: "join our group, we have kukris
BrowneePointz: oh yea for Wheeler parrying charges the cursed blade for a massive golden attack
TehAmelie: feel like this game would allow you to make a kukri based character
TehAmelie: maybe not one that can win, but
TimeToFry: I think you got them
bytecaster: Those ghosts are double dead now
Diabore: easy 4 for 1
RayFK: Hey level 4! I see the pancakes are getting better
Diabore: damn he got shit on
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Crossbows have no ability scaling
Micalovits: Only a bit ish late!
Micalovits: Also, did the game censor "fart" in Wheelers name, or did he do that himself? xD
Juliamon: It censored fat
Juliamon: it also censors the 'nig' in 'night'
Micalovits: Oh dear
Juliamon: it's... a thing
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RayFK: Graham got a cum bow!
drcthulu: Fired monk
Micalovits: RIP Fort ***ht jokes
RayFK: Oh you said Com
Earthenone: i used to love those auto censors, especially in games with assassins
Earthenone: made for some fun asterisks
TehAmelie: i wonder how much less offensive it would be to change it to YawgHuskyHer
TimeToFry: Weren't these guys like aliens or something
satyropodobny: these geese look sick
Marvoleath: One game I played censored H8, which was a problem, cause it used chess board designates to call things on a map
CrossXhunteR: "dodge this"
TehAmelie: that was a spicy meatball
bytecaster:
I love that ult
Khasi1596: you and the rest of the furry community wheeler
mister_nibbles: piccolo is sad
Wolfstrike_NL: Graham got Destroyed
BrowneePointz: also the dog has a roar on the guard button than can aoe damage for revives
BrowneePointz: iirc
bytecaster: If I had a million dollars, I'd simply level up
nevyn666: chickity china the chinese chicken
CrossXhunteR: i'd probably get dinner if i had a million dollars
gualdhar: if I had a million CAD I might buy a hovel under the freeway
Marvoleath: I'd buy one Canlander deck
TehAmelie: as far as I understand Fromsoft's stat model, 57 resistance would give you approximately but not exactly 5.7% damage reduction
Sorator13: save up another million and buy a house on the island?
TimeToFry: We gotta stay in the (Elden) Ring
Micalovits: @Sorator13 To real
BrowneePointz: if I had a million dollars I wouldn’t be worried about housing security anymore at least
bytecaster: The tankiness is stored in the horse after all
thraximore:
kristian_fischer: Inside Wheeler, there's Dog.
bytecaster: The dog is great against horse based enemies
kristian_fischer: Like centaurs?
RayFK: Gotta end a conversation real quick
RayFK: For future, that Deluge is pretty god as you are technically walking everytime you are pulling your bow and moving
RayFK: *good
GasCityGaming:
I know it's not up right now, but your ult can res too
Khasi1596: Ironeye really good for picking people up lol
Micalovits: acupuncture sure seems to help in this game
QuixoticScrivener: did they censor "fat" out of Yawgfather?
Khasi1596: yep
GasCityGaming: yes, yes they did
QuixoticScrivener: kite and strafe, kite and strafe
tehfewl: circle strafe
QuixoticScrivener: did the important part
Rumiir_the_Dragon: rez is brutal
BrowneePointz: It’s also like a health bar
bytecaster: Graham just getting cozy and rezing
BrowneePointz: The more damage the attack does the more it rezzes
bytecaster: I might be slow but he got range
Sorator13: did... did G just summon a Giant bow and arrow?
bytecaster: Get healed by dog
TehAmelie: gotta have a big bow for his big shot
SocraticMethod: Foot, G
spo8n: foot time!
Amentur: Reminder about the foot
Marvoleath: pop thy foot, G (or something like that, you wanted to be reminded of) @LoadingReadyRun
Transmuted_Elf: foot
The_Color_Twelve: use you foot thing
satyropodobny: lorretas pretty big bow
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Big arrow can also get people up
bytecaster: The last one seems good for bow spam
EvilBadman: Ayy G pop dat foot
goatprince: hey graham are you winning
Foxmar320: oh that buff sounds good on archer
GasCityGaming: successive attack heals seems very good for archer
A_Dub888: Why’s everyone telling G to show foot?
Micalovits: Big Feet!
bytecaster: Two churches pretty near
Foxmar320: Can't show feet for free
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 chat only wants one thing, and it's foot
Snowwraith: @A_Dub888 The chicken feet consumable increases rune gain for a bit.
bytecaster: That's the dead sentinel
Darleysam: DRAGON DEEZ *gunshot*
JKBalch: How's the crossbow
BrowneePointz: crossbows are dece but don’t have scaling @jkbalch
Rumiir_the_Dragon: that vendor sells good stuff. lvl 2 upgrade stones
zeathean: How many runs so far?
BrowneePointz: on our 2nd
zeathean: Neat
goatprince: stab to the left. stab to the right.
BrowneePointz: I see Ben swapped to John Dark Souls
NorthstarTex: shoots them and then brutally pulls the arrow back out
nyc_mtg: silver knight, silver knight, it's nightreign time in the limgrave
TehAmelie: just like in real life, crossbows do all the work for you if you just nock them
QuixoticScrivener: How is the arrow tracking, does this follow FPS rules, or WoW rules?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: crader, yeah
Sorator13: Towards the giant exploson, you say? Wise decision
Micalovits: Go and have a look, whats the worst that could happen?
SocraticMethod: @QuixoticScrivener Generous FPS rules
BrowneePointz: it follows Dark Souls rules
QuixoticScrivener: @SocraticMethod thanks!
TehAmelie: sometimes bosses actively dodge your magic shots
Mr_Horrible: tuning in, first thing I see is Wheeler's handle gets the "***" treatment, I am forced to laugh
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible it censored the first three of grahams name too
Khasi1596: heads up graham: that ballista's passive only works while you're wielding it
Foxmar320: Boom!
QuixoticScrivener: exalt thine flesh!
bytecaster: Uh oh, fleshies!
BrowneePointz: someone might want that stitcher
Mr_Horrible:
"Alo, wraith? Yeah it's me again." 
SocraticMethod: Aren't graveyards supposed to be for the peaceful dead, not the wraiths?
bytecaster: Which mounter?
Mr_Horrible: @SocraticMethod the world we want vs the world we have
GhostValv: after a big breakfast I get a Great Epee
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BrowneePointz: Cait-Sith!
accountmadeforants: @SocraticMethod Their gravestones must've been inscribed with RIV
Foxmar320: Boss cleared Graham
shushu2539: look behind you, a three headed monkey!
Mr_Horrible: nothing funnier that getting teammates up with splash damage
BrowneePointz: yea leash range is pretty short
bytecaster: The central castle has lots of good stuff in my experience
RedJackz: If you see a blinking arrow next to your level, it means you have enough to level up.
Mr_Horrible: I generally see people trying to hit the castle on day 2, yeah
bytecaster: It is full of crucible boys though
Mr_Horrible: payoff big, but you need to be built up a little first usually
BrowneePointz: lava pool
Foxmar320:
TehAmelie: somebody lost at the floor is lava
northos: c'mon guys stop bullying the crucible knight
BrowneePointz: massive DoT
Mr_Horrible: typical Paladin dps
BrowneePointz: and a potential tree spear
Mr_Horrible: stands in fire, wonders why die
BrowneePointz: and the tree spear is NUTS
Mr_Horrible:
DS2 ruining player experiences once again
Khasi1596: i definitely heals for more yeah lol
hamraffle: It also heals you through hits like a DS2 healthstone
Micalovits: But they are also So Big!
TheLodgium:
What a great bow
BrowneePointz: yea but it hits REALLY hard
Mr_Horrible: "Here's a ballista. Hope you don't pull aggro, champ."
BrowneePointz: and rain of arrows is REALLY good
Mr_Horrible: bulgogi talisman?
BrowneePointz: yep 3 in front and a couple of the knights on the rim around the castle
Mr_Horrible: "We can ignore gargoyles" You and every other television network looking for properties to reboot
BrowneePointz: and stones!
thraximore: n e c k
Foxmar320: Boss fight, as a treat
GreatGodOm: Has Graham ever done The adventures of Agatha Fisty: Elden Ring edition?
Mr_Horrible: steve harvey KILL
TehAmelie: not on the internet
Micalovits: Just don't die
BronzePanda:
I didnt know G played Elden Ring 
Mr_Horrible: woe, marge simpson be upon ye
bytecaster: Knife time
Rumiir_the_Dragon: never too early for phase 2
Alness49: It's Phase Two somewhere!
Micalovits: F
Mr_Horrible: so is the conceit for all the yahoos from across the games just another DS3 "oh no spacetime is converging weirdly"?
Foxmar320: He did in fact do it
bytecaster: No worries, time for dog
bytecaster: Dog down
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Fell omen with the spear!
The_Ninjurai: Adam's playing with you? Sweet
TehAmelie: foot?
Wicker_Guide: @Mr_Horrible There's a lot of room left in the lore for more details, but the initial pitch is basically that yes.
Cavemanhar: foot
spo8n: foot!
SK__Ren: Chip damage
CaptainSpam: *plink* *plink* *plink*
Amentur:
FOOT 
Micalovits: Well Footed!
drcthulu: Footsies
QuixoticScrivener: ranged is new meta?
gsyhiap: 🦶 !
Mr_Horrible:
"It's called zoning and it's NOT cheap, shut up" 
tehfewl: Noun Verbed!
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Night: "Eww"
bytecaster: The grace is after the goo
RayFK: Goo me daddy elden lord
thraximore:
@RayFK 
bytecaster: Oh, interesting, in solo he sells a revive, but not in multiplayer
BrowneePointz: you do have a hard time limit for that tho, cuz after like 90s-2min in the rain it stops doing damage and just KILLS you
BrowneePointz: I watched Max try to cheese it
northos: I am (level) 12 and what is this?
Mr_Horrible: @Wicker_Guide I will admit I was put off by the asset mashup at first, but it actually do a pretty good job of not looking cheap (although the environmental lighting in parts gives it kind of a fortnite spackle). I'll be interested to see what stories they use this an opportunity to spin up.
BrowneePointz: and he got P U N I S H E D
The_Color_Twelve: I am also 12
A_Dub888: @rayfk Elden Daddy
TehAmelie: mmm, pickled neck
thraximore: n e c k
BrowneePointz: Ye I watched Max try and cheese it
thraximore: delicious
BrowneePointz: and it eventually just one tapped him
bytecaster: The strat is punch
Marvoleath: Hit the boss, dont get killed?
Bearudite: the 3 dogs take more damage tho
BrowneePointz: you can parry the ranged chain attack as Executor
bytecaster: The dog is good when they are three dogs
Gaz_L: Kill him till he dies from it
TehAmelie: shoot him until he dies
Mr_Horrible: a rising tide lifts all dogs
goatprince: dog,,,,,,
Micalovits: Just murder him to death
TehAmelie: Cyberdemon style
SquareDotCube: four dog night
LibraryWitchKei: @BrowneePointz It's stuff like that that make it my favorite grass pokemon
ant0n1o_01: ciao a tutti
TheAlmightyCheddar: Love souls music
thraximore: glad they got new music for the bosses
Micalovits: Man, watching this makes me wish a ranged build in Elden Ring was decent... Not having infinite arrows sucks
Foxmar320: Boss heard you talking bus about it G
BrowneePointz: it doesn’t help there’s only like two good bows in Base ER
Invitare: I don't think you can zone something that crosses the map in a single jump...
BrowneePointz: and another 2 in the dlc
bytecaster: @Micalovits I think that is one of the things that makes this neat, it allows them to explore avenues of combat in Souls games that are normally really not viable
QuixoticScrivener: is buffering a setting you can change?
Mr_Horrible: love when a boss has the ability to say "you got greedy with that attack" but it's a ranged attack from across the arena
Mr_Horrible: Council fights, baybeeeee
northos:
Graham have you considered not being a dirty button masher?
JKBalch: Not sure if it's just Graham's view, but does the bow have an aggro bonus?
Micalovits: @bytecaster For sure! Haven't bought it yet, but it is very cool
Mr_Horrible: love a Magic Pixel proc
RelwinEJ: magic pixel
TehAmelie: i think it's that he's getting more hits than the others
Wicker_Guide: @JKBalch dog has learned the tactic "kill squishy first"
BrowneePointz: no the bow doesn’t have an aggro bonus
BrowneePointz: the aggro coding in this game is….the algorithm is wild
Micalovits: He just wants to play fetch! returning your arrows to you!
Mr_Horrible: I do appreciate that they accommodate the multiplayer by letting you wail on targets during crit animations
Gaz_L: The true Dark Souls was the friends we made along the way
bytecaster: These seem so much less annoying when you can split the aggro
JKBalch: Is this boss a sandwich or a hot dog?
thraximore: @JKBalch no
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Foxmar320: OUCH
Mr_Horrible: damnable fate
SnackPak_: yikes
Jillexie: oh dear
WiJohn: Boss says no
fiftymcnasty: oof
MrGibberish: Oof
Micalovits: Damn, you gor recked
Foxmar320: So rude!
gsyhiap: Oofa
JKBalch: Jeez, that was bad timing
tehfewl: enrage
Bearudite: phase3 baby
Sorator13: wooooof
Transmuted_Elf: What a Horrible night for a curse
thraximore: awwwww
bbblehh: i s2g every boss has an attack like that
RayFK: That attack was called "Fuck you"
EvilBadman: Looks like you irritate the Big Dog, Roman Reigns
Jillexie: The dog pressed the "I win" button
BrowneePointz: Give that Boss a Raise!
Mr_Horrible: looked like a big flame sweep after a few hot swipes of the sword
spo8n: exploding dog fart attack
shendaras:
Rumiir_the_Dragon: rekt
Mr_Horrible: "I had full health AND I was a dog!" got me
BrowneePointz: more like Tryhardcephalos right?
TheLodgium: He hit the "you're not allowed to win on your first run" button
Mr_Horrible:
JKBalch: Dog got too excited to play with another dog
EvilBadman: Please, please, his name is Miyazaki Darksouls
Transmuted_Elf: Calling you about your extended dog warentee
Mr_Horrible: brother I skip every paragraph on fextralife
frozenphoenix7: I just skip fextralife
shushu2539: !break
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thraximore: I'm so glad fextralife isn't allowed to pad their streams anymore
MrGibberish: Fextra is trap
Mr_Horrible: it doesn't surprise me that the nightlords pull out their "iframe this or die" moves in the last stretch of the fight tho
Mr_Horrible: gotta keep you humble
Wolfstrike_NL: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
thraximore: Jules! ?
MrGibberish: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
Mr_Horrible: apropos
MrGibberish: What are other random answer commands? Just learned search for treasure. I know there is box
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: You can input your choice at your goat!
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
MrGibberish: Right, the advices
thraximore: How can you be sure it's a death pit if you don't check?
AugmentingPath: !help
BrowneePointz: chat I don’t mean to alarm you, but they showed off Pokemon ScarVi footage on switch 2….and it’s running at 60fps
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !Vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
thraximore: @BrowneePointz Impossible
BrowneePointz: @thraximore even Casseroyal lake
MrGibberish: You know. I thought help was going to give a random response..
Wicker_Guide: !flan
thraximore: I don't even know what that is I just find the idea of a nintendo device at more than 30fps unlikely
hatboozeparty: There's a cookbook???
Wicker_Guide: only for flan
BrowneePointz: I mean the switch 2 is 60 4k and 120 1080 sooooo @thraximore
BrowneePointz: but it’s a very graphically intense area of the game that runs like SHIIIIIIT
thraximore: I vaguely recall people talking about it at launch
MrGibberish: Yep there's a cookbook. It's pretty great
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Shame they needed to make an entire new console to fix their terrible optimisation.
BrowneePointz: It’s the best Pokemon game made to date that’s ALSO 6-8 months underbaked
MrGibberish: Though not sure if it's been updated
Firewhiskers: Huzzah!
TehAmelie: hi back!
Mr_Horrible: as someone whose eventual probably idk switch will probably become a picross machine like his first one was, I don't really concern myself with fps
Mr_Horrible: more like Thom Dork GOTTEM
thraximore: the Bends
n3ther: The Bens oh and Graham
Mr_Horrible: local magic-user uses magic
fiftymcnasty: duchess is very fun
Mr_Horrible: Duchess v cool
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I think you mean 'Lady McBackpain', Ben.
BrowneePointz: duchess is the other busted ass support
BrowneePointz: her potential is INCREDIBLE
Wicker_Guide: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Surely Witchy McBackpain
Veste: yawg star her? i hardly know star her
BrowneePointz: BUT duchess is hard to use and v squishie
hatboozeparty: I don't know if I'm more surprised there is a cookbook or that it isn't filled with memes. Definitely trying that Creamy Tomato Soup.
BrowneePointz:
which is probably one of the reasons you don’t start with her unlocked
fiftymcnasty: @BrowneePointz shes not too hard to play
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz love me a good ass support, although I usually call it "chair"
bytecaster: @Marvoleath Not enough lumbar support in this game smh
BrowneePointz: @fiftymcnasty more that she requires synergy for most efficiency and her dodge takes getting used to
northos: Can't Kill Horses CLub
Mr_Horrible: killing a horse is known as "Correcting the Timeline"
BrowneePointz: Can the Horse Die
Tiber727: Can I stab the horse
n3ther: feet for free??
Fr0Dough: feet for free???!?!
Mr_Horrible: #horseguilty
Cavemanhar: does yoshi count as a horse
Mr_Horrible: #horseisoverparty
Foxmar320: Star Horse has done nothing wrong
TehAmelie: Can I Lead the Horse to the Water
thraximore: (the answer is always yes)
GasCityGaming: ooo a thwip
fiftymcnasty: @BrowneePointz her dodge is very forgiving and you just spam dagger chain attacks
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie making it drink is on the roadmap, but with the game being in early access, take that with a grain of salt
TehAmelie: tee hee
Khasi1596: 10% damage from all attacks i believe
Mr_Horrible: the Blender lives on
Khasi1596: goes away after enough damage taken for big damage proc
cjtree: Pretty sure it is, and you get a burst of damage if they take enough
Khalahd: It's a little too pointy to be a round shield
Blip2004: so are the other teams trying to take you out as well?
BrowneePointz: for graham: 10% damage increase and lowers stagger threshold
Transmuted_Elf: does the crossbow attrack faster than the normal bow? might be a good option to help res someone
BrowneePointz: and yea after a certain threshold it pops for bonus damage
Mr_Horrible: leonin heroes have a pretty bad track record
TehAmelie: welp, now Wheelers name has ot be TheYawgCurvyHer
twistedsylvan: I'm real interested to see if this game has some real busted builds/loadouts like other roguelikes, a la Risk of Rain 2 and Isaac
UltraVioletVodoo: there will be a crest to smash, magic blue
Mr_Horrible:
is there a leonine *mister* begotten? 
Khasi1596: do you want there answer for how to open the tower?
bbblehh: you need to break a seal, if the front door is open the crest is on the inside
Khasi1596: the*
JKBalch: I thought the misbegotten just yeeted Wheeler for a sec
Khasi1596: there's a small candle you need to hit by the door
Mr_Horrible: the Sekiro Climb
Khasi1596: hitting it lights it, and reveals the crest
bytecaster: Blood camp?
themercenary1987: Mad respect for graham trying to do that Final Fantasy video. Is it going well so far?
BrowneePointz: @twistedsylvan currently I’ve heard a lot of folks saying atm stats/level matter way more than builds outside of a couple outliers
Mr_Horrible: "is what I would say. It's time to leave"
Brozard: you would not believe your boons
Mr_Horrible: I've seen some very funny combinations, but yeah it seems like levels + a good set of passive boons is the real axis that success turns on
Foxmar320: So much rot
Mr_Horrible: uh oh, stinky
Mr_Horrible:
RatherLargeToad: we probably have too much blood anyway
BrowneePointz: yep. it’s one of the complaints atm that builds just…don’t feel like they matter much atm @mr_horrible
BrowneePointz: which isn’t GREAT for a roguelike
tehfewl: can you pet the dog
bytecaster: @tehfewl Only with your halberd, but yes
twistedsylvan: That's interesting, I wonder if the bias to levels/stat increases is intentional, or just how the math shakes out right now
Mr_Horrible: eh, I wouldn't be too concerned about it for a launch window, but yeah they'll need some differentiation beyond just the character traits for any real longevity
bytecaster: I do wonder how much after launch support they have planned for this, if any
Mr_Horrible: don't know if they've said, my assumption would be some more bosses & characters at a minimum
bytecaster: Cause there is lots of potential for expansion still here
Mr_Horrible: this kind of framework is pretty easy to socket stuff into
TehAmelie: spirit springing right into church, sounds reasonable
saucemaster5000: as is, folks are already complaining that runs feel very samey rn, hopefully they have more coming
twistedsylvan: This release is the proper launch of the game right? No Early Access?
bytecaster: @twistedsylvan This is the proper launch, yes
BrowneePointz: oh yea most of the complaints/things that are a lil clunky atm aren’t unfixable
twistedsylvan: @saucemaster5000 It seems like FromSoft like to fine tune their games after release, so I would imagine there would be a few patches to dial in on how they want the experience to go
BrowneePointz: sans lack of crossplay which still BLOWS my MIND that fromsoft did that
Wicker_Guide:
Hey, they figured out a non-awful version of online co-op for once. baby steps 
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz tbh it wouldn't be a From game without some kind of jank in the multiplayer lol. I haven't been paying the closest attention to recent releases this year, bit crossplay has become pretty standard in multiplayer games, yeah?
Mr_Horrible: Episode 2 "AUUUGH!" dot wav
Invitare: oh the sword is even glowing green
TehAmelie: "I shot Yoda" -Graham Stark, 2025
bytecaster: Yeah, her riposte windows is tiny
Transmuted_Elf: foot?
BrowneePointz:
ye crossplay is becoming the standard, and for this game in particular lacking it is 
inducing @twistedsylvan
BrowneePointz: attack restore fp can be great if we get a bow with an amazing Ash
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz yeah honestly, with a setup like this, it feels like letting people play on whatever platform is a no-brainer
TehAmelie: that arrow rain business does seem good
Mr_Horrible: praying for no bell hunter
tehfewl: wopper wednesday my dudes
twistedsylvan: and like, I realize that it's a lot easier to do this kind of armchair analysis than it is to actually implement some features into a game, but I agree @BrowneePointz , it's a weird oversight
Foxmar320: The what now Graham
bytecaster: @twistedsylvan Also has Sony chilled out on this topic recently? I remember them being very anti crossplay
NotCainNorAbel: I think it is that one volcano
BrowneePointz: @twistedsylvan historically fromsoft is only 2nd to Nintendo when it comes to WTF multiplayer choices
lamina5432: ever jelly where enemies are stored in blocks of jelly
BrowneePointz: yes Sony is increasingly being more crossplay friendly
Transmuted_Elf: why do some bosses have a grey hp bar?
Mr_Horrible: crucible knights deserve worse than bullying
RedTag83:
BrowneePointz: partly cuz they’re beating the pants off Microsoft in the console war
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz where is Capcom in these rankings lol, because I've yet to play a Monster Hunter without weird choices there too
bbblehh: i think fromsoft also admitted that they overlooked the idea of duos in this game so i think it could be chalked up to the fact that this their first real multiplayer focused title
JKBalch: @lamina5432 worst aspic recipe
RedRaptor: You can arrow someone back to life?
BrowneePointz: iirc the folks at from who made this was also a majority junior dev team?
RayFK: NightReign of arrows
TehAmelie: imagine being healed by rain of arrows
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
twistedsylvan: @bytecaster Yeah I think so? Like I said, I'm a little out of the loop this year, but I think it seemed like Sony has relaxed that stance somewhat
itmightbemikey: I hate these guys in regular Elden Ring but they seem like chumps when you have more than one person fighting them
TehAmelie: that's probably not a good move but it would feel great
bytecaster: @itmightbemikey I found them very tough in solo in this too
BrowneePointz: ooooo one more level and you’ll be in decent shape for boss. can we get to the mythical 12?
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie feel the rain (of arrows) on your skin?
lamina5432: @JKBalch it's only sometimes that theres rot
bytecaster: This thing always feels soo fiddly
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BrowneePointz: I know the vault wigs out while sprinting often
SquareDotCube: just stab it with an arrow
TehAmelie: for this one guy you get an arrow stab move, so unfair
Mr_Horrible: the successful takes on these guys that I've seen are always around the back, jump->climb-jump, melee at the apex
MrGibberish: I'm so glad that arrows aren't limited
drewm1022: My deep insight senses a Jim Butcher fan.
bytecaster: Only active while wielded
bytecaster: the hand
cjtree: The red hand means that it only applies to that weapon
mrharrydresden: @drewm1022 hehehhe
Khasi1596: have to be wielding it for that passive to apply
bytecaster: This no fall damage is gonna give me terrible habits for Elden Ring classic
Wicker_Guide:
MrGibberish: At least the game doesn't have you do superhero three point landing.
bytecaster: Well, those guys will no longer doot
JKBalch: Well now, damn
twistedsylvan: HELL YEAH GRAHAM
drewm1022:
@mrharrydresden I mean, as am I. Just read the second cinder spires novel!
SquareDotCube: from doot to DOT'd
mrharrydresden: @drewm1022 oh heck yeah nice! I need to get back into that series, love the setting and the airships so much
Lysander_salamander: Are each of the characters mostly cosmetic, or do they have special abilities?
n3ther: the disappointment in wheelers voice lol
n3ther: HUGE lad
TehAmelie: i like how they're wearing hoods like that's gonna make them inconspicuous
Marvoleath: @Lysander_salamander each has different playstyle, dodges, special attacks, even weapons afaik
drewm1022: @mrharrydresden It was good, and if you do check it out, look at the map at the end of the book and see if you see what I think I saw.
Derekwillis: Dear lord y'all are bullying them.
bytecaster: So large, I could put so many worms in that face!
mrharrydresden: @drewm1022 ohhhh will do
SquareDotCube: would you love me if I was a giant wormface
tehfewl: always has been
twistedsylvan: yeah I think you guys are officially entering "bullying" territory on these guys
Tynermeister: turns out the best magic is *stabs you repeatedly*
TehAmelie: Margit always felt like he was on some big cheats, effortlessly summoning a whole suit of giant magic weapons
bytecaster: Someone is gonna get a pot to the face, I feel
spo8n: circle is moving
MrGibberish: I like how the ironeye goes from *plink plink* to *chunk chunk* when it comes to damage
BrowneePointz:
graham split the party 
drewm1022: @mrharrydresden Ok I'm not as clever as I thought I was I just googled it and it is literally in the wiki lol.
Sorator13: oof
bbblehh: oh yea the graces go away in the storm after a bit
Diabore: the free trial expired
Sorator13: does wheeler have chicken feet?
Micalovits: F
TehAmelie: lost to the zone
bytecaster: Lots of my early runs died to storm greed
Diabore: should have paid for premium graces
Mr_Horrible: Miyazaki said "I'm taking you down for maintenance"
Transmuted_Elf: @Sorator13 yeah guardian is bird people
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 I believe he's playing a bird person (with broken wings or sth)
Sorator13: Wild
bytecaster: I would love a mini map
bbblehh: yea a minimap would be great
n3ther: A timer should be a given. such a basic feature
DeM0nFiRe: Rage Q... ueue
EvilBadman: Ben's on Hell day
Marvoleath: !next
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Lysander_salamander: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:46 PM
Juliamon: Today is Monday
mrharrydresden: @drewm1022 ahhh gotcha. well I'll keep a an eye out when I read the book and not spoil myself hehe
Lysander_salamander: ohh it's monday
Juliamon: It may not feel like one, but it is
Blip2004: who else is Voiding today?
Transmuted_Elf: what is next stream?
BrowneePointz: Adam and serge @blip2004
Mr_Horrible: gamers are weird
Lysander_salamander: There's discourse?
GapFiller:
the letters f a and t being censored is still phunny as shit
Omthebox: I also said this feels like a good elden ring mod
Mr_Horrible: it feels like FromSoft saying "people like seamless randomizer, what if we just made that?"
BrowneePointz: out of all the valid complaints of things that need a lil work, THATS NOT ONE OF THEM!
GapFiller: Transmuted_Elf Ben!
thraximore: It's not like it was a surprise or anything
Sorator13: like if they were going to make all new stuff, it wouldn't have happened this quickly for sure, possibly at all
Mr_Horrible: it's also below standard retail price, which I honestly did not expect
Veste: this is like when warframe just goes "oh we made a whole new game mode"
tehfewl: the run?
bbblehh: yea you always drop next to a camp that gives you just enough runes for the first level
TehAmelie: Elden Ring alone feels like about ten games standing on top of each other. i'm still nowhere near getting through it
bbblehh: altho i've been with several randoms that just skip the first camp altogether
Meowish: Great bow my fav weapon, but it's very slow
Sorator13: oh god wheeler
Lysander_salamander: nice that the greatbow can knock over the boss
bytecaster:
No fp left
Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander it's basically knocking over G, so that does make sense
TehAmelie: i like going fully supine to shoot up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Need more flower points?
aWabbajack:
BrowneePointz: yea for Ironeye getting fast bow with good status or great bow with high stance break passive/busted art Is DEFINITELY the way to go
tehfewl: increased determination? but deltarune drops on thursday
BrowneePointz: i’ve seen someone who did a great bow run and got like two or three stance damage passives and just became a stun machine on bosses
RonaldMcDownload: Hugs?
BrowneePointz: oh yeah, is anyone in the Moonbase aside from Beej and Heather excited for Switch 2 on Thursday? hoping we get a Mario Kart CTS!
Th3Hypn0Toad: Are rewards instanced for everyone? Or do you share drops?
BrowneePointz: instancedish but you can drop items to trade
bbblehh: boss rewards are instanced everything else is shared
Th3Hypn0Toad: okay, cool. thanks
Marvoleath: you can "trade" by dropping stuff too
GasCityGaming: from what i've seen from Vaati the lat and long. of the grace don't actually change from map to map
BrowneePointz: mines are the best place for stones
DaFhaye: Hello! How's the Rings of Elden?
TehAmelie: the glintstone mines, we've dug right into Ben's source of power
BrowneePointz: a blood walkies saucy!?!
The_Ninjurai: Is that the fabled Crazy Taxi?
SplashDazzler54: So when can we expect to see Master Chief and Family Guy in Nightrein?
BrowneePointz: is this knights?
TehAmelie: this one has had some gold drops eh
BrowneePointz: or sentinels
BrowneePointz: oh just bbh sick
Firewhiskers: @BrowneePointz Excuse me, it's k***hts here
JKBalch: BBH is a lumberjack. He keeps chopping the trees
TehAmelie: tree law!
SplashDazzler54: correct me if i'm wrong, but is the game censoring the word "fat" in wheelers name?
GapFiller: yes
Firewhiskers: @SplashDazzler54 You are correct
Wicker_Guide: tree angy
blackroseimmortal7: why does this tree spirit look so much like a dragon
Marvoleath: it's very wiggly for a tree
nicholasmc1: strongly disliked the boss in the base game
plaidanddrpepper: because its ulcerated
redpandrake: @blackroseimmortal7 common ancestor in the crucible maybe
Firewhiskers: @blackroseimmortal7 It's a dragonfruit
Mr_Horrible: good to see these guys are still a trap
TehAmelie: the three spirit must be angry about that other guy killing all those trees
BrowneePointz: Submissive and Bleedable is Vampire Kink
BrowneePointz: can you rain of arrow’s Ben’s body?
Earthenone: ulcerated tree spirit used tail whip, it was super effective
Firewhiskers: Vore alert
TehAmelie: it's like chopping down a mighty tree with a herring
accountmadeforants: At least you're rezzing faster than it's killing you! That's the kind of Day of the Living Dead strategy we can get behind!
MacSquizzy: Graham straight up did the eyes emoji at the jar cannon
gsyhiap: Heckin' chonky rats
Marvoleath: wheelerRat
BrowneePointz: gole’m? I hardly know’em!
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Firewhiskers: Chewed up that golem like a grinder
TehAmelie: blasted the heck out of that right foot
GasCityGaming: !next
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BurgerGamer: cool boss
noSmokeFire: "ma! that weird wall is out here again!"
BrowneePointz: “Peteah, the wall is heah”
TehAmelie: that seemed as incongruous as when you shoot someone in the foot three times and they die in a realistic FPS
Firewhiskers: Magic OP
ghizmou: melted
accountmadeforants: @Firewhiskers As is tradition
Bearudite: take me to church
accountmadeforants: Meet you at church to exchange icons
Dog_of_Myth: bird is the word
TehAmelie: take a bird to the erd?
tehfewl: go birds
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: the lion does not concern itself with OW FUCK
lightfut: He asplode with loot
TehAmelie: i think that lion was doomed as soon as someone decided to improve it with an elbow blade
BrowneePointz: Graham and crew is reenacting that C S Lewis book, The Lion the Witch and the Bird-Robes
Mr_Horrible: so, a dentist
MungoDude: hiya Graham, heya Bens, hello there chat
TehAmelie: nah Junji Ito is the most messed up dentist i've seen
accountmadeforants: You have huge health! That means you have huge drops! Rip and tear!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice shot
Khasi1596: Ben, they're all horsemens
bbblehh: this damage output is crazy
BrowneePointz:
he meant the non draconic ones khasi 
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander:
JKBalch: taste da feet
gsyhiap: 🦶 !
Marvoleath: Not just horsemen, the horsewomen and horsechildren too
TehAmelie: counter-night wins!
TehAmelie: oh yeah that was day 2
BrowneePointz: idk if additive or multiplicative but they stack
BrowneePointz: lvl 12 is the big goal for day 3
chaostreader: time to fight dog.
BrowneePointz: makes the Nightlord WAY easier
Sorator13: delicious, magic grease
AugmentingPath: magic grease? tell me more (tell me more tell me more)
Ranakel: Me and the boys greasing the bow
spo8n: random blow dog, got it
Firewhiskers: Which of the heads lies and which tells the truth?
bytecaster: the dog likes the walkies
BrowneePointz: none of the heads lie cuz they’re all good bois
AugmentingPath: as a fallout 3 player, this attempt to kill 3dog offends me
Marvoleath: @Firewhiskers one woofs, one barks, one yips
Lysander_salamander: archery seems kind of fun in this game
ContingentCat: oh hey Bonus G!
Darleysam: coming to you live from the Capital Wasteland, it's Three Dog, awoooo
Meowish:
I'm clenching on their behalf 
A_nearby_Tr3e: Fluffy has learned some new tricks
BrowneePointz: ah okay so that must be a frontal
JKBalch: Ah, the "you lose" button was pressed
Sorator13: @JKBalch and yet, you did not lose. Curious.
chaostreader: it’s when it grabs the sword with its mouth.
breadisbest1: !next
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tehfewl: 3 dog
Sorator13: Good timing on that drink
Firewhiskers: Jumpy dog
Earthenone: the fabled updog
Lysander_salamander: oh no
GapFiller: !updog
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Firewhiskers: Game why
bbblehh: NOOOO
Lysander_salamander: bummer
Dog_of_Myth: So close
MungoDude: soo clooose
Bearudite: riparoni
Marvoleath: robbed
Mr_Horrible: this accursed mutt
GapFiller:
Firewhiskers: Game got gud
lamina5432: close game
gsyhiap: Oofa
Darleysam: dark souls baybee
cjtree: if you can find any fire damage negation, that's huge against him
Mr_Horrible:
both teams played hard 
BrowneePointz: that frontal is nasty
Firewhiskers:
Mr_Horrible: I *do* love me a night rain
Tiber727: The telegraph seems to be aiming his head down and to the side, then raising his head quickly.
Mr_Horrible: sleep like a baby
chaostreader: the telegraph for the explosion is they grab the sword with their mouth.
schordash:
thanks for the stream!
Marvoleath: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: Feels like a candidate for "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh one more?" (the show, not saying do another run)
KWardJenx: Great stream. Loved this one
lamina5432: c ben in 40 minutes and gnight G and wheeler
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Void Crew) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (32m from now).
Mr_Horrible: come watch Ben lose his last ounce of sanity
Lysander_salamander: huh
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to elder_ring! They have given 3199 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, elder_ring! (Today's storm count: 26)
NeoGabi: Thank you all for streaming!
Marvoleath: !schedule
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to night_rain! They have given 3200 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, night_rain! (Today's storm count: 27)
GapFiller: the REAL Void Stream is MoC
Micalovits: James!
MungoDude: blame James
PMAvers: The website seems to be having some issues, it was taking a *long* time to load when I checked it a few minutes ago.
Dog_of_Myth: The Void consumes all
OldUncleDan: The LRR site is really slow right now.
MrGibberish: The website is having a time right now
NeoGabi: 137 MONTHS?!?!?!?
GapFiller subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, GapFiller! (Today's storm count: 28)
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
KWardJenx: Thank you. Was great
shendaras:
MungoDude: peace
ContingentCat: Thanks G
NeoGabi: Byeeee!
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
SaxPython: Has the lrr website (specifically !schedule) been slow to load for anyone the last few days? For me, it feels bad on my Desktop (Win10/Chrome) and my Cell (Android/Chrome).
Juliamon: I don't check it regularly, but I can pass your message on to Paul
Juliamon: (if he's not lurking already)
SaxPython:
I don't want to be too bothersome, but also
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