Date Everything || LoadingReadyRun Sub-A-Thon 2025 !subathon

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 Austere_Squire: *gasp* you were paid in not-monopoly money? perish the thought
 345tom: How do people feel about frosthaven vs gloomhaven at the moment?
aceviru: I will give yt this though: it's great for discoverability. People just lurking and watching all day long.
  Sarah: I wouldn't know how that one compares to Twitch
 SmithKurosaki: @aceviru Very algo driven if you're not in the live section. Hitting the like button does up discovery thoguh :)
Christopher Peterson: I regret that I only have but one like to give to the YT livestream
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 KharadBanar: I think Frosthaven can be overwhelming as an introductory experience, but it's a much better polished game overall
 KharadBanar: more overwhelming than Gloomhaven, that is
 Obos_TAB: My LEGO suggestions: Mars perseverance Rover, SNES Super Mario + Yoshi, NINJAGO Guardian Dragon, MATEO and ZBLOB Mech. All around two hours and under $200
 KharadBanar: 
Barb4rian: Overkill!
 rhiannamater: Ben have you told Adam about labubus yet?
Barb4rian: GG
silenceaux: James doesn't even have to collapse!
 PharaohBender27: I'd bet money it was Jordynne who told him 
Galexandros: This has online coop right? not only local
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2:   
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 Programmerman1: Right on schedule!
 PharaohBender27: A few subs for victory!
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
garunkl: GG
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 Programmerman1: Oh right the consequences of victory: box text
 HavenDragon: frost me?
 rhiannamater: I'm a librarian and a guy I recommended Joe Abercrombie to came in yesterday and asked "ARE THERE MORE"
  TXC2: that is not close cropped hair, that's almost an afro 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yeah, as someone who has a good portion of my head actually completely shaved that's not close cropped at all
 IaCthulhuFthagn: No one in Frosthaven is ever dressed for the weather in the art though, except maybe some of the Algox.
 ShaneLeeAtk: What TXC2 said
 yonder_peasant: @rhiannamater nice! luckily there are a few of them!
 garunkl: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Thanks a lot!
 BlueChloroplast: G'mornin chat
 Shadowsoflife: o/
  Sarah: Well it's appreciated regardless
  LRRbot: #ShuffleTactics - Frosthaven Early Access releases on July 31st! Wishlist it on Steam by clicking on my link here. https://bit.ly/FHV-LoadingReadyRun
Christopher Peterson: Does the gang monitor YT chat at all, or just Twitch?
  Sarah: Most of the time, the person on tech sees youtube and the others don't. In the studio they're currently in, they probably don't have this chat up
  Sarah: The bot sees memberships and those will be thanked at the end along with twitch subs, but memberships don't count towards the subathon because of tech limitations
aceviru: Your presence here is still appreciated though :v
Michelle E: The most Labubus I've seen in one place was at Magic Con Vegas this year. Every time I turned around there was one strapped to some dude's backpack.
 rhiannamater: I recommend the First Law trilogy to anyone that will listen. That and Between Two Fires, which is like Bloodbourne in horror prose
 Programmerman1: They're making a class for Satha, so you can play as her (in tabletop)
 Invitare: Hhhhard
 nishwastaken: good morning 
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Programmerman1 [who]
  TXC2: hello BlueChloroplast  and nishwastaken  welcome
 v_nome: Solid Snake, that you?
 PharaohBender27: Algox shepherds?
 ContingentCat: not short sticks but long sticks!
 nishwastaken: thanks TXC2 
 Programmerman1: @IaCthulhuFthagn Satha, the mayor who's talking to us
 Fanklok: Loing pointy sticks is a centuries old military tradition
 Spooky_Noises: the most mobile game looking town ever
 JinaMahavira: @rhiannamater Adam's recommendation of this is why I bought it
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Programmerman1 I meant as in, who are "they"? Is it official content?
 nishwastaken: town building 
  TXC2: "long spears, twice as long as a man!" "but some men are longer then others"
 Programmerman1: @IaCthulhuFthagn Yes! Cephalofair is publishing it!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Programmerman1 Cool.
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 Programmerman1: @IaCthulhuFthagn There are 4 new classes in total
 aussie_rob_w: There's even a spyglass.
 gamercat88: Get Frosty
 Seth_Erickson: Mine o'Haven
 KharadBanar: Now imagine all of this in a 15 kg cardboard box
 BorealMage: @KharadBanar The box is so big lol
 Austere_Squire: Kefka?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Clown weirdo
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlitheImpossibleConsoleFUNgineer-LPOV8beHteJMcdja
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 Programmerman1: the drifter is the flexible "does everything" class
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aceviru: I just had an Adam moment...had to look up Labubu. Had no idea that was a thing
  Sarah: It's become big enough that it's leaked a little bit into my corners of the internet, but I don't have much to do with it
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I found out about them in passing from Colbert, and now I'm starting to hear about them more.
 SmithKurosaki: I just dont care for trendy stuff, so took a while
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 SmithKurosaki: ooo Now Kiss time sooooon
 SmithKurosaki: :)
  Sarah: I love Now Kiss, I'm glad we still get it very occasionally
  TXC2: DaxStrife  
 BorealMage: Thanks for streaming this!
 Creideiki_SE: !findquote sponsored
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  TXC2: foopoiuyt  
 eshplode: oh boy. that’s gonna be a thing
 Programmerman1: SponCon complete!
 thatguysteve2709: Now we get to date a toaster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay!
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Date Everything w/ Kathleen & Jordynne at Thu 08:00 AM PDT (11s ago).
 KharadBanar: Less reading, more breeding
 Programmerman1: Now, on to BEEF!
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: thanks boys 
 Thagnok: 
Boopity: Time for Seduce Everything!
 OWSR: gonna get going then don’t want no spoilers
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Easier for Heather to deal with
 public_key_reveal_party: Hi blurry Kathleen o/
 Creideiki_SE: "Stay tuned" screen? You mean the dog and cat camera?
   LoadingReadyRun: Hold tight! Going offline for just a second!
 ContingentCat:  hey blurry Kathleen
Boopity: Blurry Kathleen and blurry Jordynne!
 TheMerricat: Blue makes them all look so buff 
 MalFnord: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
  TXC2: 
 ContingentCat: and Blurry Jordynne 
 Shadowsoflife: HOLD
 PharaohBender27: Refresh!
 MalFnord: And we're back
 LordZarano:   
 Earthenone: 
 GrassVortex:  
 Lupus2253: @DaxStrife Thank you for the gift sub, I appreciate that.
 Suffix: Hey hey.
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 Ned_Flandalorian: you sound blurry
 IanAllenBird: hello hello
 justacrabgrass: 
  TXC2: we hear you Ben
 Mangledpixel: check 1 and check 2 complete
 GrassVortex: we hear a Ben
 Shadowsoflife: Hey Ben voice
kimmibeans subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kimmibeans! (Today's storm count: 245)
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh no what will I do without my LRR stream I don't want to go outside
 fcloud: im blurry irl 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We hear it!
 BusTed: it was a joke due to stay tuned screen
 Creideiki_SE: Not sure if I hear. Can you hold up a phone with a dog picture?
Boopity: Buttery smooth radio voice
 jareel99:  afternoon all 
 PharaohBender27: It might be for someone with synesthesia 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, we hear you and it sounds normal
 Pinwiz11: Now I want more out-there sound descriptions.  "The treble is kinda Tuesday"
  Sarah_Serinde: I love that we still occasionally get Now Kiss
 Makhiel: heck yeah, just in time
 kimmibeans: I have been so looking forward for Kathleen and Jordynne to play Date Everything. I've been having a blast with it!
Boopity: Ok, but what _would_ a blurry voice sound like? I'm thinking like a muffled voice from the room over
 fcloud: needs more panning across the soundscape 🤓
 thatguysteve2709: Can not wait to see what all you can date in this game. I am not a dating sim kinda person, but I am getting this game for the vibes alone.
  TXC2: Boopity  drunk?
 PharaohBender27: @Pinwiz11 God, that bass is extremely October, know what I'm saying?
 Sorator13: chat, have we renewed vows yet?
  TXC2: incoming ads
  Sarah_Serinde: Nope
Boopity: @Sarah_Serinde Seems like the perfect frequency once per year too. About one fun eccentric dating game every year 
 PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 Also I suspect that was a joke
Boopity: *comes out
 Pinwiz11: @PharaohBender27 The break needs a touch of 3 am
 rxpalindrome: october bass sounds like a good baseball name
  Sarah_Serinde: @Boopity Last year's was *incredible*
 TheMerricat: Of all the 'retired' or out of normal rotation streams from LRR, I miss Now Kiss the most
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Ehh Adam commits
 fcloud: when you say "if we get 3k subs we will X", it's not a joke
Boopity: @Sarah_Serinde Might be one my favorite LRR streams _ever_
 kimmibeans: @TheMerricat Same. I was hoping it would come into regular rotation with the schedule changes
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, maybe I got confused about which vows were getting renewed 
 IanAllenBird: hi!
 Suffix: Hello
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: He might not have realized it was an attainable goal but I think he and James will probably deliver. Obviously no guarantees of course
  TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Jordynne
 commentarywife: hiii
 baltimore_667083: greetings!
 iris_of_ether: 
 BorealMage: hello
 BrowneePointz: So for chat and Kathleen, this game was made by a new Studio called Sassy Chap Games, founded by legendary Voice Actors Ray Chase, Max Mittelman and Robbie Daymond. So this game is STACKED with incredible voice talent
 Shadowsoflife: hello
 gualdhar: no game noise
 darkora: 
 fcloud: "game noise"
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Same also. (I also miss Gamehaus, but I can just go to Adam's homestream  )
 Jobot180: Good morning 
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Friendship vows, and they'll have to figure out what that means 
  TXC2: no game noise yet
 TheAinMAP:    
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: no game sound right now
 PharaohBender27: 30000 Have to go to work (normally would have already left almost an hour ago), but wanted to show my appreciation for this infrequent yet GOATed streaming pair. Good luck dating everything, and see you all in the VOD! Also, here's another hour on the clock.   
 LordZarano: Hello Kathleen and 2/3rds of Jordynne
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 VinylMinty: DAMN PHAROH
 fcloud: jordynne waiting to find out where this is going
 commentarywife: game possibly starts quiet
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 rxpalindrome: oh wow
 VinylMinty: thats not 3 thousand
 VinylMinty: thats 30 thousand
 public_key_reveal_party: 30,000
 ghizmou:  
 nishwastaken: Yay Date Everything 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @BrowneePointz Also Stephanie Sterling wrote one of the characters!
 Sogheim: I only know one voice actor in this game and I look forward to hearing his lines
  Sarah_Serinde: It's true, you two are fantastic
 SmithKurosaki: Same
  Sarah: Last year's was so wild XD
  Sarah: But then it often is wild
Meracanus: Date Everything is such a fever dream I love it
  Sarah: Ok, judging by last time this stream on YT will hopefully be unaffected
aceviru: 🤞
AceProfessor: check check
aceviru: Haha
  Sarah: Yup we're good
 SmithKurosaki: Wooo date everything :)
aceviru: No game noise
 aussie_rob_w: DA BITS
 Jillexie: THank you, Pharoah
 aussie_rob_w: Extremely DA BITS
  Sarah_Serinde: I personally know one of the VAs and these look like her sunglasses 
 PharaohBender27: And with that I'm off - see y'all in the VOD! 
Boopity: The Kathleen and Jordynne dynamic is _fantastic_ for this game genre
 rxpalindrome: yay more time!
 Austere_Squire: i feel that perhaps you date many things
 BlueChloroplast: They're are lots of cool VAs apparently
  Sarah_Serinde: But yeah bunch of big names in this one
 fcloud: yay game noise!
  TXC2: so long PharaohBender27  stay safe
 RedAlexxis: I mean, I don't have 30k bits, but ... ditto 300
Barb4rian: Critical Role crew are all in here 
 aussie_rob_w: Sarah do they look like her glasses on purpose?
 ghizmou: there s just so many great voice actors in this game
 gualdhar: wait, you have favorite youtubers who aren't LRR?
 commentarywife: hah, wathce don Dan and Phil too
 commentarywife: *watched on
 BrowneePointz: All you need to know is this game was made by Professional Voice Actors and got a BUNCH of their friends to help out on this
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat we appreciate you regardless of how much or little you can spend or talk here 
 Voidhawk42: I like high volume so we chat can hear the sexy voice actors
 ThatOverkillGuy: @foopoiuyt Thanks for the gift sub!
 personification2: how spoiler-avoidant should we be?
  Sarah_Serinde: @aussie_rob_w I would guess so, but I don't actually know 
  TXC2: personification2  fully
  TXC2: !spoilers
  LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
 Thagnok: Jordeen
 kimmibeans: They/Them
 Austere_Squire: They/Them
 BlueChloroplast: They/them
 IanAllenBird: they
 BadRoxie: there are two of you, so they them
 fcloud: all of the above
  Sarah_Serinde: We're plural so I'd argue they/them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They/them
 BrowneePointz: Non binary baybeeeee
Boopity: They/them for the hivemind
 NewtyNewts: Probably She/Her if it's the two of you
 commentarywife: They Them
 Shadowsoflife: They/Them
  SmithKurosaki: They/them
 personification2: Name: Datey McDateface
 HavenDragon: they/them
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They/Them
 FromBrainToKeyboard: They/Them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Since there are two of you
  SmithKurosaki: 
 nishwastaken: Them/They
  Sarah_Serinde: yup
 Voidhawk42: Kathdynne
 Jobot180: Kathdynne?
 Voidhawk42: Or Jorleen
 NewtyNewts: Kathlynne?
 IanAllenBird: lol
 ThatOverkillGuy: if pronouns exist, is there casualnouns?
 Austere_Squire: Jordeen, Jordeen, Jordeen, Jordeeeeeeeeeeeen
Boopity: Jordeen, Jordeen, Jordeeeeeen
 BrowneePointz: Jorleen
 Vonbane: Jordleen
 aussie_rob_w: @gualdhar lol that reminds me of my 10 votes in the Hottest 100 Australian Songs poll. Paul Dempsey in all 10 slots, getting around the 3 per artist limit by using both his separate bands and his two separate solo projects. 😁
 nyoomgoom: jorleen is awesome
 public_key_reveal_party: Jorthleen
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  8:08 AM
 space_turbulence: They/them also means that whoever you date, it's gay!
 itsaysTRUENO: "Check this Box: required to show you are committed to jumping through hoops when asked." is very good
 Austere_Squire: relatable
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Yorleen
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Yes
 rhiannamater: Did you hear about the nonbinary coal miner? I hear they struck gold in them/their hills.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Accessibility is always better to have because it only makes it better for more people to play and effects no one who doesn't need it
 kimmibeans: Nice
Barb4rian: Approve
 nishwastaken: lets gooo Nsburg
 personification2: YAY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
 FromBrainToKeyboard: 100%
 commentarywife: Watever happens here will be canon for Nsburg going forward
 GrassVortex: Game audio is low
 fcloud: too quiet
 IanAllenBird: game might be a titch low
 Voidhawk42: Audio a little low
 personification2: maybe make the dialog a bit higher
 Sorator13: voice is Very quiet
 rabbitgta: So Kathleen hasn't seen any of this yet?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Not the loudest voiceover I've heard.
  TXC2: game could be louder
 Austere_Squire: game audio is real low for me
 Austere_Squire: ooh, make enemies
 Jobot180: Lol! Just listened to QWRPline again recently. Still hilarious
 nishwastaken: "make enemies?" based
 mercano82: There are 10,000 people living in Nsburg.  These are their problems.
 fcloud: crank dat game noise 
 personification2: Drift compatible
 gualdhar: gotta Pacific Rim the dating sim
 BlueChloroplast: Up the VA maybe down sound effects
  Sarah_Serinde: So no spoiling/backseating chat, just let them enjoy it
  Sarah_Serinde: It's more fun when they discover things on their own
 FromBrainToKeyboard: game volume up a smidge, when you can 
 Ritaspirithntr: ok. i know this voice
  TXC2: !backseat
  LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help or !heychat is active. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
 flatluigi: @Austere_Squire good news
 Austere_Squire: i cannot remember if anyone else was there as it was quite late for me
 trialbystory: I can never remember this voiceactor but I've loved him since .hack//Liminality.
 gualdhar: @Austere_Squire congrats, now you know the dating sims they like
 fcloud: FEWEST
 NewtyNewts: What, they didn't voice all the possible names you could have put?
 spurius: employee star rating, so is this a dystopia?
 Patorik: fewest
 personification2: *fewest, david
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 Jobot180: Ow, too real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Immediately Kathleen's vibe due to the CEO being named David Most
 space_turbulence: OOF
 BrowneePointz: Chat this game was made BY Voice Actors, and got a bunch of their industry vet friends to help. you’re gonna recognize the voices 
 BorealMage: Immediate ick from Tom
 PsychoI3oy: I think the only other dating games I've seen Kathleen play are the pidgeon one and the KFC one
  TXC2: that first VA does the atelier games right ?
 BlueChloroplast: Barf
 Austere_Squire: oh no
 fcloud: LPGA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate this
 flatluigi: great nice
 DaxStrife: Never trust a pyramid.
 Austere_Squire: i hate him
 TehAmelie: i get it, David Most is not "everything"
 public_key_reveal_party: I don't distrust him as much as I hate him
 personification2: The LPGA? The women's golf league
 NewtyNewts: This guy sucks already
 Earthenone: he looks like he is scheming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate all of this
 nishwastaken: When I get this game, I know which options I'm trying 
 rabbitgta: He sounds like he drank too much marketing words juice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not call your subordinates "champ"
 CommanderPulsar: Tom is clearly part of a Pyramid Scheme.
 flatluigi: sam, voiced by emily axford!
AceProfessor: yes game noise
aceviru: Woo! Game noise is on
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I just tuned in and saw "Date Everything" with Kathleen and Jordynne. This should be good.
  Sarah: Absolutely
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I assume that shrubbery and household appliances are anthropomorphic and romantically available/needy.
  Sarah: I don't know about outdoor shrubbery but aside from that, absolutely
Flushmaster Cyclonis: And the city is Coolsville. Interesting
leo2791: I was going to make the 'two of you, therefore they/them' joke, but I didn't know it was rude, glad to hear it isn't :)
Flushmaster Cyclonis: How about a potted cactus?
Michelle E: The game VO is a bit quiet for me
Michelle E: (listening while working)
 LordZarano: I like how the Wrkspce logo is basically the Google Wave logo
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  ok sport 
 nishwastaken: Sam the goat
Boopity: This intro is very... millennial angst about the the current capitalistic hellscape
 BrowneePointz: Emily Axford!!!
 northos: I enjoy the code switching in the capitalization of our messages
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz neat
 commentarywife: @BrowneePointz oooh that is!
 northos: (as someone who does exactly the same thing)
 TehAmelie: glhf
 Earthenone: they probobly say lmao out loud in the french dub 
 public_key_reveal_party: @boopity I mean, write what you know tbh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cobalt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the element?
 fcloud: "go harridans"
 thatguysteve2709: Wait you can talk to s box of paper clips this game rules
 NewtyNewts: Actual cobalt?\
 itsaysTRUENO: the game calls itself a "who's who of voice actors"
 IanAllenBird: normal cobalt stimuli....
 fcloud: the pronto harridans
 Jillexie: Not sure if its a good idea to give cobalt to kids.
 BrokenGolem: is it radioactive cobalt?
 BlueChloroplast: Hope it's non radioactive
  TXC2: thatguysteve2709  maybe they;re the mayor
 flatluigi: lmao 'are you single'
Boopity: @public_key_reveal_party Yeah, a lot of indie games lately seem to be doing similar satire, which just shows how tired we're all getting I suppose 
 Noy2222: If VO can be a bit higher, that'll be great
 IanAllenBird: rudeee
  Sarah_Serinde: wow rude
 flatluigi: goobaba
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuum
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
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 itsaysTRUENO: @Boopity the fish are drowning
 PsychoI3oy: I have had people that got mad at a refund and that we wouldn't listen to their BS
 BusTed: damn, got hit with the 'k'
 TehAmelie: our company is not even a book publisher is it?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 nishwastaken: 
 Sorator13: oh dear
 commentarywife: "every"
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the pronunciation of the typos and abbreviations
 PhoenixMelior: Good morning ladies
  TXC2: hello PhoenixMelior  welcome
 PhoenixMelior: Wait why do i recognizs that voice
 accountmadeforants: Damn, it was sounding good for a second
 PhoenixMelior: Hi txc2!
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde y
 NewtyNewts: Are we sure he isn't the supervillain?
 EastCoastSam_: Is that the narrator from Catherine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts No, no we are not
 ghizmou: and we re glad to have you Jordynne
Boopity: TOPICAL
 GhostValv: 
 PhoenixMelior: Oof
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat you genuinely might want to just have the VA list up while you watch, there are going to be a lot of familiar voices in here 
  TXC2: what are the ods that every VA in this game has been in a game that has been on Unskipible ? 
 MalFnord: This funny game is making me sad. 
 PhoenixMelior: Youre right sarah this is driving me nuts
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oof indeed
 commentarywife: oof
  Sarah_Serinde: PhoenixMelior Yeah understandable 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't that literally happen at a company?
 Jobot180: Humor and satire are essential to our society
 mercano82: unless the AI goes Skynet
 BlueChloroplast: Let the weagels eat them all!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A team programmed an AI then they fired the entire team
  Sarah_Serinde: I love that we 1000% do not care now and it shows in our options
 Dunnston: @Jobot180 and also coping ;.;
Boopity: Give them a refund, lose your company money as a form of rebellion
 accountmadeforants: I love that even the chat is voice-acted
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Yikes.
  TXC2: how many people have to be "replaced" by "ai" before that gets correctly called wrongful dismissal ? 
 CommanderPulsar: phrasing.
 IanAllenBird: they /would/ name it that
 GhostValv: thankfully not an "at-will" state
 clockingout: Sounds exactly like where I work
 neisan2112: Oh this isn't an At will state, I guess thats good
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 shendaras: ah, requiring cause.
aceviru: Alright, this is bringing back memories.
aceviru: not the good ones :v
 SmithKurosaki: Oh bus this is too real
  Sarah: I bet
 SmithKurosaki: Also, a little severance with the point system
aceviru: bro PTSD 😭
aceviru: post traumatic service disorder
  Sarah: meanwhile for me, current AI trauma
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
 SmithKurosaki: I feel like I'm in this exact bucket rn :(
 neisan2112: So not Texas
  TXC2: have we tried forming a union?
Boopity: 
 commentarywife: this sounds like the same voice actor as Puss InBoots
Boopity: That was possibly the most pleasant interaction we had
 trialbystory: Me *and* my soul??
 accountmadeforants: Paperclip guy is the best and worst kind of support ticket
Boopity: Boooooo
 ContingentCat: lol of course
  Sarah_Serinde: whichcord?
 commentarywife: thiscord haha
 BlueChloroplast: No,  datcord
 KharadBanar: which cord?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
Boopity: 
 rhiannamater: Sam is Emily Axford!
 ContingentCat: at least they didn't ask for your snapchat lol
 nishwastaken: hell yeah Thiscord my favourite way to talk to friends
 GrassVortex: 
 LordZarano: !whichcord
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 mercano82: which cord?
  ani_laurel: but you were already friends?
 rabbitgta: Just don't break up via discord dm
 DaxStrife: Whichcord? Thiscord!
 IanAllenBird: bless you jordynne
 koristi_: Thatcord
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, I'm glad I get to catch this live! Had to stay home sick.
 Voidhawk42: Can we get higher audio please?
 PhoenixMelior: Jorleen best ship name
  TXC2: hello TruPhantomAngel  hope you get well soon
Boopity: Uhhhhh
 TehAmelie: my cousin sometimes is "surplus labor." but she's completely unfireable, so then she just gets a paycheck and doesn't go to work
 Korolan: Jorleen Good Ship
 BlueChloroplast: 
 wench_tacular: 
 Justherefortherewards: not at ALL sketchy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am extremely Concerned
 QuixoticScrivener: do I know this voice actor?
 BrowneePointz: that’s Haida I think
  SmithKurosaki: Is that Lin Manuel?
  Sarah_Serinde: Probably
 josh___something: Is that our manager guy?
 Voidhawk42: @TehAmelie The American Dream
 niccus: i'm getting a mail bomb? finally!
 TruPhantomAngel: That is....ominous..
 Dunnston: @QuixoticScrivener Did you watch agresstuko?
 TruPhantomAngel: uh
Boopity: LET HIM IN
 TruPhantomAngel: I feel like we should get down
 ContingentCat: Welp I was considering getting this before, guess I know what I'm doing after the subathon
 Patorik: Geez, this game has a zillion famous voice actors in it
 IanAllenBird: bye bye little guy
 CommanderPulsar: Let the Right Drone In
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he break the front door?
 IanAllenBird: I'd date a clumsy lizard
 neisan2112: Just breaking your window for delivery
 Dunnston: @ContingentCat Absolutely worth the money to be honest
 Critterbot: Sick shades!
 itsaysTRUENO: the v-22 osprey of drones
 TehAmelie: @Voidhawk42 Swedish workers' rights :3
 Korolan: Bye Forever Drone!
 Sorator13: I like how it broke the window to deliver the package
 nishwastaken: 
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh my
 PhoenixMelior: HellOOOOOO9
 NewtyNewts: So... what's this character's name?
  TXC2: oh no, we're hot!
 BrowneePointz: @patorik the game studio that MADE this was founded by Ray Chase, Max Mittelman and Robbie Daymond
 rhiannamater: Felicia Dayyyyy❤️
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes, you DO recognize that voice. It'll happen a lot. Here's a list of the VAs: https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This is what every AI chatbot looks like.
 gualdhar: have we met the house yet?
 PhoenixMelior: Lendsey is my guess
 BlueChloroplast: Rose Tinted?
 iris_of_ether: Ai Glass?
 Earthenone: mira is my guess
 kimmibeans: @BrowneePointz Yes it is! (Ben Diskin)
 BrowneePointz: and yes Felicia Day
  TXC2: thank you Sarah_Serinde
 Pinwiz11: 1000 Dating Commence!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is incredibly cute
 PhoenixMelior: James best guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dateviator 
 nishwastaken: Skylar 
 PhoenixMelior: Aka Felicia Day
 accountmadeforants: @Patorik Think what else they could've done with all that money! They could've hired a single A-list movie actor instead!
 Voidhawk42: Everything means EVERYTHING
 Justherefortherewards: You can date *everything*
 NewtyNewts: What an acronym
 BlueChloroplast: Paige no!
 TehAmelie: are they antropomorph-vision glasses?
 protojman: i hope the artist had fun with this game 
 kimmibeans: @Sarah_Serinde Excellent pin is excellent 
  Sarah_Serinde: @kimmibeans Thank you 
 thewafflesareburning: Yes! I made it in time for date everything!
 itsaysTRUENO: objectum sexuals eating good
 flatluigi: what else are you gonna do during lockdown
 accountmadeforants: It's this or alcoholism, I guess. And this seems cheaper.
  TXC2: people date weirder things
Boopity: She is _such_ a dork
 TruPhantomAngel: Also you'll have a lot of fun doing it, so, why not!
  ani_laurel: i want that skirt ngl
 Azralorne: It's not mental illness, it's your imaaaaaaginaaation
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  TXC2: Alas_Babylon  
 Jillexie: Relatable.
 BusTed: 
Flushmaster Cyclonis: If this is in Nsburg is the "AI" just a box with a couple racoons in it?
aceviru: I loved that the previous job was trying to measure our performance with AI. The values were all over the place.
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I'm having flashbacks to being a telephone customer service rep
Flushmaster Cyclonis: For a while I was the supervisor that irate customers got transferred to. It was either hilarious or infuriating, depending on the caller.
Meracanus: The McGlasses, if you will
 SmithKurosaki: Miss Specks
aceviru: For every 100 though, there was always that one special muffin that appreciated the help. they were the goat 😭
Flushmaster Cyclonis: You can date her and she lets you Date Everything (tm). Apparently she's polyamorous.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Awwwwww, me too
 Jillexie: oof
 Angnor33: Relatable.
 PhoenixMelior: I have a meeting but I'll be back, dont meet lestat until im back
 nishwastaken: relatable Skylar 
 NewtyNewts: These glasses really let you see through these things.
 public_key_reveal_party: Girl same
 ContingentCat: mood
 TruPhantomAngel: Hm, I may relate too much with Skylar.
  TXC2: big fucking mood there Skylar 
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 Boopity: Not the glasses having depression
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  TXC2: nosole  
 DarkNacht: !findquote sad
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 LordZarano: Voice actors without the instant character name spoilers: https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/voice-credits/
 kimmibeans: I want Skylar's hair so bad
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 Boopity: 
 Patorik: @accountmadeforants True! Although it would be funny if they had just one A-list actor voice every single character. Like Willem Dafoe or something
 GrassVortex: holy crap that cast list is long and filled with well known people
 ElementalAlchemist: aw, I missed the start
 Artificer_Evan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftInexpensiveAntKlappa-8sAHWK-Lym8gOodI
 ElementalAlchemist: hi everyone!
 ContingentCat: oh my
 Sorator13: Oh. Well hello.
 nosole: Yessssssss Dorian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 BorealMage: The shirt
 Jillexie: Verso!
 josh___something: Hello Ben Star
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The art is impeccable.
 flatluigi: it's ben starr!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love his tattoos
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @ElementalAlchemist
  TXC2: strong Frakes energy
 VinylMinty: i love the house alarm on his arm
 PhoenixMelior: WOWEE it's the guy who killed Otaku Jeff!
 Boopity: Lmaooooo
 Therberus: Is that a calculator on his arm?!
 PipeSmokingOwl: Who sent me sad glasses 
 BrowneePointz: BEN STARRRRR
 Boopity: The duality of man
 TehAmelie: is the door a guard, or just guarded?
Mai_Andra: Clive ~
 frnknstn: can I make a doorknob joke?
 GhostValv: yep Ben Starr
 NewtyNewts: Awful.
 nosole: We love a Ben Starr
 nishwastaken: Dorian 
 ElementalAlchemist: Doorian
 Therberus: DOOR-IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
 UltraVioletVodoo: 1000 This concept is massively insidious, i also love most of the characters
  SmithKurosaki: The 80s called, it wants that jacket back
 Voidhawk42: One for Jordynne to pilot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These puns are already so good
 TruPhantomAngel: @TXC2 Agreed.
 ContingentCat:  I love Jordynne's mischievous giggle
 rhiannamater: Dorian 
 Luna_TheOtter: when i first tried the demo for this i didn't even get that that is a pun
 HavenDragon: i love dorian
 public_key_reveal_party: I am very glad that we have very opposite ends of the spectrum here
 VinylMinty: HIS TSHIRT IS THE DOOR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the ship is very good
 nosole: Ben Starr does have an incredible voice
 VinylMinty: and he has a keyhole on his arm
 BrowneePointz: It’s Ben Starr Kathleen!
 VinylMinty: oh my god
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty Oh you're right!!!!!!!!!
 josh___something: Ben Starr is too fuckin strong
 Therberus: Chaos reborn? Is that an FF reference?
 VinylMinty: and a DOOR KNOB WATCH
 Dunnston: Skylar x Dorian has serious Ying/Yang vibes
 flatluigi: @Therberus this is ben starr, star(r) of ff16
 niccus: chaos!
 sgowell: is that Felicia Day?
 public_key_reveal_party: Can we do the pun name guessing game?
 Thagnok: He sounds like someone doing a Jason Statham impersonation.
FromBrainToKeyboard is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 kimmibeans: @GrassVortex There are 100 datable objects (102 with the DLC), plust the narrator and 4 regularly messaged people, plus one-offs. That's a lot of voices!
 TehAmelie: i just realized we have become the Pathetic Fallacy
 Dunnston: @sgowell Yes
 rhiannamater: I'm too pansexual for this game
 ContingentCat: I like the key necklace hehehe
 Austere_Squire: Make enemies!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: There are three statuses.
 TruPhantomAngel: The designs are much deeper then probably they should be. lol
 Boopity: The character designs in this game are absolutely mad in the best way.
 PhoenixMelior: Friendzone the door
 TheObserving: @FromBrainToKeyboard Thanks for the gift sub!
 Dunnston: @rhiannamater I don't know, you might fit right in
  TXC2: FromBrainToKeyboard  
tycoonbosh: I can't see the door's tattoos because I'm blind, but there's a keyhole on its right arm?
42MiLLyWays: 5000
 Sareaesque668: I've seen some very toxic 'friendships'....
 ContingentCat: insecure door makes sense
 PhoenixMelior: HES SO RIGHT
 Austere_Squire: "The door wants to be friendzoned"
 josh___something: The door is kinda spitting
 kimmibeans: I saw a piece of fanart someone did for Church Dorian and it was a weird combination of supremely turned on followed by good old catholic guilt for being extremely turned on
 Austere_Squire: i'm here for aroace door man
 PhoenixMelior: Door Ian lets be friends
 NewtyNewts: Arrow door?
 PsychoI3oy: I'm just gonna leave this IMDB page open for a while...
 neisan2112: AroAceGang
 accountmadeforants: Dorian is goals
 rabbitgta: Dorian is probably tired of getting slammed shut during break ups
 flatluigi: shoutouts to reggie
 Therberus: Fwends
 TehAmelie: jeez i'm gonna have to play this. can probably wait until the end of the stream at least
 nishwastaken: number go up 
 Dunnston: @tycoonbosh It's supposed to be like a bracelet type thing that's also a door knob
 Austere_Squire: i did not expect to like this as much as i do
 ContingentCat: just what gamers what, number go up
 Boopity: sASS
 BlueChloroplast: Personnnnnaaaaaaaaa
 Austere_Squire: Harm?!
  TXC2: SPECS!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Number go up" 
 Sethalidos: that's n alarm panel on his arm
 Shadowsoflife: I very didn't hear specs points
 nishwastaken: @Austere_Squire same
 pctjoe: door is closed off to romance
 space_turbulence: God this game is meta XD
 ContingentCat: not wrong there
 BrowneePointz: who knew veteran voice actors might know a thing or two about cheeky game design
 TehAmelie: @Dunnston a bracelet or a whole bracer?
 Molladia: What is "Based" ?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Through the power of practice, you can become better at forming relationships.
 Boopity: Uh oh
 rabbitgta: Try to love yourself before loving others? Seems legit
 DarkNacht: It seems more like its saying if you care for someone you can change them.
 Boopity: My phone probably hates me
 Dunnston: @TehAmelie Honestly yeah, probably just a whole bracer
 PhoenixMelior: Call-ie
 josh___something: It's seen you do a whole lot more...
 JessieImproved: I feel like "specs" points was a choice
 Boopity: Amazing design
 NewtyNewts: Now what's this character's name?
 LeeshaJoy: There's no way the toiley isn't a dateable object
 ContingentCat: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH she's cute
 NewtyNewts: Cellia?
 Sareaesque668: you think that's bad, you can date the toilet itself, think what that's seen
 VinylMinty: Celina
 VinylMinty: i think
silenceaux: I love that you've disappeared into a bathroom
 TehAmelie: why not Siri
 TruPhantomAngel: Its the one person who knows you THE BEST lol
 Azralorne: I love her so much
 itsaysTRUENO: omg the phone's dress is a jail
  SmithKurosaki: Calling Cellia/Celina now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is close cropped hair
 Therberus: Phone-icia
 VinylMinty: Ponicia?
 awildshen: this game is a mastercraft in character design
 Thagnok: Not Fiona
 Azralorne: Oof
 PhoenixMelior: Me?
 Boopity: 
 Voidhawk42: You just skipped 25% of the tutorial
aceviru: lol
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Meracanus: It'sunbelievable, tbh
Meracanus: Peak design
Middleman9595: wait is Dorian Bajoran?
 SmithKurosaki: Heh maybe
Meracanus: Number go UP
silenceaux: @Voidhawk42 Excellent work!
IslandersCaper: the character designs in this game are wonderful
 Austere_Squire: Dial Tone, i think that was the weird dating game i saw them playinh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That clock might be semi horrifying
 Boopity: @silenceaux Going for that new PB!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Austere_Squire Dial Town
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 VinylMinty: Hmm
 Dunnston: 
 trialbystory: Okay, I like her
 VinylMinty: I have no pun names i can think off
 Dunnston: Nailed it!
 TehAmelie: Glass is a pretty rad last name
 neisan2112: OMG, she's adorable!
 NewtyNewts: Nailed it
 PhoenixMelior: Maggie is good
 VinylMinty: Maggie looks sick
Barb4rian: She does look like Shalon!
 BlueChloroplast: Stormlight fan!
 Austere_Squire: She does, Jordynne, and I LOVE her
Scarbble: maggie is a cutie
 TehAmelie: or could have been
 personification2: I also thought she looked exactly like shallan
 EastCoastSam_: Maggie would 100% be in a Phoenix Wright game
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell you're right Jordynne, that *is* Shallan
 MalFnord: Yeah I'm pretty sure I've seen this character design in Yu-Gi-Oh
 BrowneePointz: yes there’s a lot of BIPOC and Fat/plus size representation in this game design wise compared to most dating sims
 Jigokuro: She looks like a Phoenix Wright witness.
 Dunnston: She looks like she could have been designed for Carmen Sandiego
 NewtyNewts: X to doubt.
 TehAmelie: could be Carmen Sandiego's sister
 TruPhantomAngel: @Dunnston Oh yeah, I can see that!
 Voidhawk42: Imagine your household objects decided to have an intervention to make you a better person
 Boopity: Hate that
 Earthenone: since we have decided this is persona, can we assign arcana to these charicters?
 LeeshaJoy: @Voidhawk42 I would play that game
 Zerragonoss: Awakening phone was a mistake.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, was there something Phonecia was supposed to teach us?
  TXC2: incoming ads
 LordZarano: Ooh so it's a hidden object game too?
 Boopity: Gotta fill your Pokedex
 nishwastaken: omg we get a pokedex
 LeeshaJoy: there are totally Pokémon dating sims already, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, and I think we have bad rep with both the phone and Maggie now too
 TehAmelie: of course, we gotta date them all
 TruPhantomAngel: We must fill the Dateadex
 TehAmelie: oh, Dorian is all doors. makes sense
 chrisvonclause: FYI you won't be able to meet Reggie right away
 NorthstarTex: Ben Starr loves his role as Dorian
 ContingentCat: nice I love that detail
  mowdownjoe: The chat app is called "Thiscord". Nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NorthstarTex As he should
 kimmibeans: Apparently there is an achievement for finding all the Dorians
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeeaaaaaah, boundaries are a must
 public_key_reveal_party: I love Maggie's design though
 TehAmelie: a recliner?
  TXC2: so Maggie is the governement?
 ContingentCat: dislikes boundries is a pretty big red flag
 accountmadeforants: Do we have a cash register, somehow? 
 Boopity: @TXC2 Jesus 
 VinylMinty: Maggie is a magifying glass TXC2
 Dunnston: I think you're railroaded into talking to someone that's not reggie
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 VinylMinty: Hmm.
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 commentarywife: can we turn on some lights? (without wearing the glasses.....?)
 NorthstarTex: but really exicted to see you play this, my partner is working towards 100%ing it
  TXC2: Forgebold  
 Dunnston: One of the other roomers
 flatluigi: i think it wants you to talk to the bed?
 BrowneePointz: we are still in tutorial
 Forgebold: 
 Vonbane: still tutorial
 Stormgod519: well, I'm 5 gifts off of 250 gifts, so here ya go
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 Stormgod519: also good mornin fam
 GhostValv: bed is bae
 Boopity: Cute bed
 TruPhantomAngel: My partner told me I would like the bed...
 Shadow_hatter: @Stormgod519 Thanks for the gift sub! Thanks!
 josh___something: She's so cute
 Stormgod519: @Shadow_hatter cheers!
 VinylMinty: i love the corset is the bed wood frame
 TehAmelie: 250, that's a lot of subs
 radioshackraider: Oh, the bed is a pillow princess
 Austere_Squire: oh my god, the corset like the little thingies on the bed frame
 Dunnston: The character design is some of the best I've ever seen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
aceviru: my hairclip is a jealous type
aceviru: They are very, clingy...
  Sarah: If you want a list of VAs: https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/
Flushmaster Cyclonis: How about the trash can?
Yami Michael: Reggie is an hilarious concept, but I dont want to spoil.
  Sarah: I don't believe so, but it's nice to not spoil it for the rest of us either
Yami Michael: Thats a good reason too
 SmithKurosaki: The bed is my favourite one Ive seen
 kimmibeans: I have a feeling y'all are going to fall in love with a LOT of the Dateables
 PipeSmokingOwl: I want fluffy quilted pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I kind of want that dress
  TXC2: Stormgod519  
 TehAmelie: that corset looks sort of unhuggable :x
 Mollylele: when I hear people talk about anthro, I assume this is what they mean 
 NewtyNewts: Betty, of course.
 IanAllenBird: hi betty~
 Therberus: You have a friend "hot nat" ? Is there a friend "cold nat"?
 Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu You could
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 NorthstarTex: the character designs are peak
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh my..
 flatluigi: this is Mela Lee
  TXC2: corset is a wooden bed frame
 Dunnston: It's honestly all very well done
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 no U!
 accountmadeforants: "I don't care I want to skip" lmao
 Boopity: The fact that you don't really even see the shoes during normal gameplay 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And bed sheets for arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I really actually want to be friends with this woman
 BrowneePointz: it’s good Lo-Fi that fits the genre
 MalFnord: No lie, the characer design work on this is 110%
 LeeshaJoy: I look forward to the fabulous cosplays that this game will engender
 nosole: That's so far Jordynne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or more than friends
 Dunnston: Can you imagine having your bed hate you?
 kimmibeans: I have my office hours right now and I'm really hoping none of my students need anything lol
 nosole: *fair
 jibkat: oh my
 ekimekim: options open? wait, does this game give you all these datable objects and you can only pick one?
 BlackIsis: "not now!"
 Zandivya: Betty doesn't judge
 Dunnston: @ekimekim You can pick any/all
 NorthstarTex: yes
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, so shes open for the polycule.
  TXC2: Dunnston  given how my hips felt when I woke up, yes 
 VinylMinty: evening ekimekim
 TehAmelie: dating your bed cons: it'd be so expensive to get out of the relationship
 Voidhawk42: Betty is the most open minded and gentle
 IanAllenBird: I don't think she differentiates
 Sorator13: objects ARE real people, Kathleen!
 kimmibeans: Most of the datables are okay with non-exclusivity
 itira: those saucey eyes are something. 
 Boopity: This would be a _nightmare_ for me. Knowing that my furniture is sentient would make me never interact with any of it ever again
 nosole: She's very forward
 NewtyNewts: Only bedroom eyes, ever.
 jibkat: is this what they mean by objectify
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like she has big Rogue from the X-Men cartoon vibes
 lamina5432: some fully envelope you vibes.
 flatluigi: i think this game assumes players want the characters to be Very Much A Lot
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  Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh same Kathleen
 NewtyNewts: @jibkat I feel like it's the opposite of objectifying... personifying?
 GhostValv: there's quite a bit of Flanderization
 Austere_Squire: i'd be afraid of my house now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah
NimrodXIV: agreed
 IanAllenBird: the absolute opposite reactions on yours faces
 Boopity: @flatluigi I would assume it's a mix. Dorian was very insistent on platonic friendships for example
 eDRoaCH: i do not want these glasses
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't know you I don't want to sleep with you already 
 Voidhawk42: The objects are used to taking care of you, and in most cases want to do it. Because they're doing what they're made for
 RatherLargeToad: Pure existential nightmare 
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, this is a terrifying premise to me. But a hilarious premise for a dating game
 northos: yeah, this raises a LOT of concerns
 heyalexdaily: If this happened to me in reality, I'd have no way to feel about it besides "I'm being deceived by an AI thing."
 TruPhantomAngel: @Austere_Squire I honestly would be too. lol
 NewtyNewts: I don't want to know what my bathroom thinks of me...
 QuixoticScrivener: I would be questioning my sanity.
 Austere_Squire: how could you ever bring ANYONE home EVER
 Critterbot: I would lose the very last vestiges of sanity I have left.
 tendrilsoftragedy: Toiley
 niccus: going to bed instead of going to bed
 tendrilsoftragedy: Toilet*
 lugthor: you can now never be alone. that would suck
 kimmibeans: YES
 SymphonySolstice: good morning chat, how far into the game are we? just starting?
 sgowell: put on the glasses and Marie kondo everything
 lordofkatz: You want to talk to Serge?
 TruPhantomAngel: That was my answer too Kathleen.
 Sacrenos: My piano for sure.
 mulligan2six: See if the coffee machine can perk you up?
 Gekyouryuu: "man, if these walls could talk~" "....they better not. >:["
 Zerragonoss: I too find myself torn between being very impressed with the design and ever growing horror.
 Boopity: Yeah, you are basically followed by ghosts anywhere you go in your house that just watch you all the time
 hyralt: yessss kopi!
 EastCoastSam_: I'm invested in the AC control panel for some reason
 TruPhantomAngel: I want to ask it to start making the coffee for me. lol
 accountmadeforants: I'd like to talk to this key I've had for a while, because I have no idea which lock it's for.
 Boopity: "The outside is outside the scope of this indie game"
 aussie_rob_w: What's that crapshot? "The coffee machine would like you to stop calling it a piece of shit!" "Oh that's why the coffee always tastes like piss."
 commentarywife: so are the data drones taking info about every choice you made....
 TehAmelie: i'd like to talk to this doll i have and find out what in the world is going on https://i.imgur.com/ZsQFXyv.png
 marshallade: "No, that's not why."
 ShaneLeeAtk: Welcome to Stockholm!
 nosole: @aussie_rob_w No that's not why
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @accountmadeforants What if it doesn't remember?
 TruPhantomAngel: Hey, the coffee machine did come to life, its name is James!
 NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie That's... disturbing
 Austere_Squire: so we can never go outside again
 ContingentCat: is that a threat?
 Boopity: This feels like a hostage situation
 accountmadeforants: @IaCthulhuFthagn Well then at least we can commiserate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity Agreed
 KharadBanar: Hi Serge
 roastbeefsandwitch: more Now Kiss!
 AugmentingPath: the espresso machine already has a face, tho
 VinylMinty: Ohj i love the latte art on the shoulders
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Minutes?
 TruPhantomAngel: Awe, they are adorable!
 josh___something: Oh I love her
tycoonbosh: Can we talk about the size of this house? I want to live in this town.
 Patorik: Jo?
 niccus: the leave-house-% speedrun currently stands at 2 minutes
 ekimekim: who is the narrator voice? it seems familiar, or maybe it's just the mannerisms
 NorthstarTex: I will say that I see myself in the coffee machine, like I will be commissioning art of a character of mine in this outfit.
 accountmadeforants: So the coffee cup got absorbed into her being? Poor coffee cup.
 TehAmelie: Serge can never find out about this
  TXC2: Patorik  ooooo good shout
 VinylMinty: ekimekim you talking abouy skylar?
Meracanus: I really appreciate that, no matter who's introduced, and what your personal views on beauty are, the narrator is NOTHING BUT complimentary and flattering
aceviru: Betty likes to hurt me
aceviru: My shin knows them well
 SmithKurosaki: Yay Coffee Deviery!
 SmithKurosaki: Delivery!
 SmithKurosaki: Oh no they're hot
 flatluigi: this is Dom Dinh
 ekimekim: no, the male narrator
 ContingentCat: oooo asssie coffie maker is good
 VinylMinty: ekimekim Hmm. I can find out for you.
 tendrilsoftragedy: Female Serge?
 aussie_rob_w: Crapshots 501: The Coffee, that's what I'm thinking of
 NewtyNewts: Truly an antipodean
 Sudobyte: they should have had that one voiced by Serge
 Saunabath: I would have thought an espresso machine to be Italian
 trialbystory: The hat! The one wristband! the pockets!
 tendrilsoftragedy: Thanks alatte
 RedNightmare7: Ah, we kissing everything
 NorthstarTex: Dom Dinh did so good with this role, she had amazing direction
 aussie_rob_w: I've met this woman
 niccus: kopi, same root as the kopiko candies the moonbase has had
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so Serge coded
 Austere_Squire: kathleen: regret
 VinylMinty: JB Blanc @ekimekim -
 aussie_rob_w: More than once. I've met this person in real life.
 aussie_rob_w: This exact barista
 ekimekim: hmm, don't recognize the name. shrug
 Voidhawk42: "Welcome to Coffee With Serge. I'm Serge." "And I'm coffee??"
 TehAmelie: good that the coffee maker likes their job at least
 tendrilsoftragedy: Toilet!
 jibkat: cat clock!
 eDRoaCH: kathleen just after dem beans
 BusTed: uh oh
 Boopity: I guess it's just "the concept of coffee"
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 NorthstarTex: yes yes yes yes yes yes
 BrowneePointz: oh nooooooo
 TruPhantomAngel: So Kopi is Serge's true love.
 Azralorne: Yesssss
 SymphonySolstice: NYA
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it weird?
 Boopity: Oh my days
 TruPhantomAngel: XD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 eshplode: Yep
 Azralorne: Do it 😂
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
 aussie_rob_w: Oh NO
 HavenDragon: i love him!
 Astramentha: 🤌
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
 flatluigi: very excited for kathleen to meet him
 trialbystory: It's Mister Mistofeles
ToastyLoaff: I love all of this design
 thatguysteve2709: Cat boy bottle I am in
 josh___something: ugh... it's a cat boy...
 nosole: Is that a vague CATS reference?
silenceaux: Right, yes, of course you're a catperson
 MalFnord: RUM TUM TUGGER
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I mean, if you can Date Everything, that clearly includes the kitchen sink.
 thatguysteve2709: Butler
 niccus: let's get jellicle
 nosole: @MalFnord Thank you!! That's who I was thinking of
 TruPhantomAngel: This is just my cat, we have to stick to the schedule.
 NorthstarTex: Nope
 Earthenone: i remember jordynne being really into lestat, i wonder if thats the name of the thermostat
 ElementalAlchemist: schhhhedule
 space_turbulence: When I first learned about this game, I thought "well someone came up with this premise during lockdown..."
 Boopity: Ooooh 
 TehAmelie: 10:10 o' clock forever here
 jibkat: merrrow
 josh___something: Ugh, I hate him already
 NewtyNewts: I don't feel like Reggie makes sense as a pun name for him
 flatluigi: here's Bryce Papenbrook
 Austere_Squire: oh, i know this voice
 HavenDragon: i love him so much 
 SymphonySolstice: get batteries removed, idiot
 Master_Gunner: you ever... hate-cuddled someone?
 BrowneePointz: Bryce Papenbrook
 josh___something: actually, can we fight him?
 ElementalAlchemist: I would like to point out: the time on the wall is 12:00, but the time on him is 10:10
 ContingentCat: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what Reggie is a pun of (without knowing what object Reggie is)
 BrowneePointz: he has a super recognizable voice
 Beleqwaya: This guy is totally a Timethy
 TruPhantomAngel: I found my son, cause this is just my baby girl. 
 Boopity: I do enjoy the variety of dateables so far. We got friendzone man, cute barrista, flirty bed, and rude twink
  Sarah_Serinde: nah I'm good actually
 Vonbane: might want to move streamers to bottom right so chat can read all the text boxes?
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 kimmibeans: Fun fact: If you look around, you'll notice that all the clocks in the house are kitty clocks
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 sanctuari: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I'll only hint that its a concept, not an object
 commentarywife: Bryce Papenbrook
 trialbystory: Now I want there to be a Metronome who's equally precise, but super laid back about it.
 NewtyNewts: Oh hey, Timmy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 BrowneePointz: it’s Bryce Papenbrook not Vic Jordynne
 flatluigi: this is Bryce Papenbrook, who has done a lot of things including eren from attack on titan & cat noir from ladybug
 TehAmelie: the clock showing 10:10 is just fashionable. it's the happiest time. look at any clock on the Ikea show floor
 Boopity: Lmaoooo
 josh___something: I wish to put him into a woodchipper
Korvid1234: L
 SnowBuddy18: the shoe claws are good
 Jigokuro: I'm so annoyed he shares my name...
 TruPhantomAngel: Timothy Tee-mee-pee-ecee
Boopity: I would be curious to see where this goes yeah 
 Greyah: Time is a flat roundshape.
 ElementalAlchemist: scchhhhedule
 BrowneePointz: he IS persnickety like a cat!
 Scy_Anide: An important part of having a cat is "time to bother this animal", so in that way this is very fitting.
 hyralt: he’s so cute 
 MalFnord: Romancing timecat seems like more of a spectator sport, yeah
 Voidhawk42: As a scientist, time is more flexible than it wants you to know about
 aquinas_0: he is very much one of those twitchy cats
 TehAmelie: very structured fella
 Vonbane: does your phone have a clock?
 flatluigi: WAIT HE'S KOMAEDA
 NewtyNewts: I think it's saying 3 now
  TXC2: Voidhawk42  time is gravity's bottom 
silenceaux: Well... Or you could harass him whenever and see what happens
 josh___something: But it'd be so much more fun  pissing him off
 Voidhawk42: 3pm. That convo took three hours
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Hot by definition.
 mendokusai_jamesdean: Think they'd love the rubber ducky
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 Boopity: Amazing
 SymphonySolstice: 👀
  Sarah: Yeah that's gonna happen a lot
 SmithKurosaki: And I'm here for it :)
 SmithKurosaki: yay catboys!
aceviru: Alright, where's the batteries on this one
Meracanus: "I shant say"
aceviru: I get the vibe that this one speeds and cuts people off
 TruPhantomAngel: Wow
 thatguysteve2709: Ohhh my
ToastyLoaff: Looks like a god from Hades
 VinylMinty: Bailey?
  Sarah_Serinde: Fabulous
 Sorator13: Oh! Well. Hello.
  TXC2: ToastyLoaff  right?
 VinylMinty: I feel shes a Bailey?
 TehAmelie: she's both the elements from RRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she the Avatar?
 AugmentingPath: She looks like a Hades character
 infinity_225: 👀
 thatguysteve2709: I like her top looks functional
 Gulleko: I love that top
 sanctuari: ♨️♨️♨️♨️
 eDRoaCH: ive seen the inside of old water heaters before, not what id call attractive
ToastyLoaff: oh my god her accent
 NewtyNewts: So... Acey?
 MalFnord: Oh wow, I want to see someone do this as cosplay
ToastyLoaff: 
 Boopity: 
 TruPhantomAngel: @ToastyLoaff No spoilers, but there are a couple of designs. One my partner wants to make a cosplay for. 
  mowdownjoe: KATHLEEN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Sethalidos: Kathleen no
 Boopity: This game's cosplays are going to _fuck_
 Beleqwaya: The hair into tubing is elaborate
 flatluigi: this is Debra Wilson!!
 Sorator13: "Sure, there's no reason to antagonize my hot water heater."
 TehAmelie: perhaps she has so much energy it has to be contained by that steel structure
 BrowneePointz: it IS Debra!
 NewtyNewts: Winnifred? Not sure I get the pun on that one yet
 commentarywife: someone explain the pun on "Winnifred"?
 VinylMinty: I dont get the pun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of this design is so good
 SymphonySolstice: might be a brand
 Austere_Squire: is it a brand?
 aussie_rob_w: This game and cosplay is going to be like RWBY and cosplay.
  TXC2: Winnifred westinghouse?
 TehAmelie: River is the tap?
 mercano82: I was going to guess she was going to be named Rinnai, though I guess (A) that's a name brand and (B) they make tankless water heater
 BrowneePointz: Debra Wilson is such an incredible actress
 Boopity: That was such a pleasant contrast to the clock 
 VinylMinty: Win if red?
 Boopity: Lmaoooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 BlueChloroplast: Gijinkas!
silenceaux: just dropping the word gijinka on the player
 ContingentCat: not yet winky face
  TXC2: no we're fucking household objects
 Boopity: This conversation is amazing
 ElementalAlchemist: welp bye
 flatluigi: yay emily axford
 Mathwyn: I mean I feel that is a fair response
 Austere_Squire: this is why you have to date your furniture
 ContingentCat: how dare!
 protojman: if your friends suck you just have to make some new friends
 TruPhantomAngel: Yeah, but now you will have new friends, your furniture!
 Bowerbird7: I thought that sounded like Emily Axford
 accountmadeforants: Sam is probably also having a rough time being not-laid-off.
 Patorik: Still can't see the shoes
 flatluigi: do we wanna flip the facecams to the right side
 Jedi_Master_Zell: My cat definitely hates other cats.
 TruPhantomAngel: More and more Timothy is just my black cat incarnate.
 Dunnston: Having a strong bed is a positive, though...
 VinylMinty: oh shit the voice of timony is the english dub of Eren Yeager, Inosuke from demon slayer and a lot of anime... Including... Nagito from Danganronpa!
Mai_Andra: Reggie has a specific trigger, if you want to know what it is.
 trialbystory: Could Reggie be the thermostat? Do some people call them regulators?
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, the face-cam tends to obscure the text boxes
 flatluigi: i think the screen was pretty clear about what reggie is
 DarkNacht: Does the apartment have a register?
 TruPhantomAngel: I recommend River, for reasons.
 sanctuari: Reggie is likely to be a difficult find
 Sethalidos: terlet
 VinylMinty: @sanctuari yeh --- I doub tthey will get reggie
 Boopity: This is a _nice_ house
 aussie_rob_w: Given that she was one of the two people in The Profile, and that performance is the closest thing we have to an example, I guess it's Kathleen we should ask if "hate cuddling" is in fact in any way pleasant.
 NorthstarTex: You'll know reggie when you see him, don't worry about looing for him
 ShaneLeeAtk: Jack and Jill bathroom
Meracanus: What exactly is the joke regarding winnifred?
 SmithKurosaki: idgi either
  Sarah: Yeah my only guess is that it's a brand I don't know
  Sarah: She seems great though XD
aceviru: The best one so far
  TXC2: shared on-suite, not sure about that
 accountmadeforants: How are we affording this on our own on a support agent's salary?
 NewtyNewts: All the same cat, I guess
 NorthstarTex: 1 clock is all clocks
 SymphonySolstice: he can teleport
 Voidhawk42: Maybe move facecam to top left?
 chrisvonclause: Most objects are every type of that object in the house
 BorealMage: heheheh
 Boopity: 
 BusTed: 
Barb4rian: 
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Boopity: Professional writer Kathleen De Vere
 Voidhawk42: All doors are Dorian. All clocks are Tim.
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  Sarah_Serinde: Never apologize Kathleen 
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm trying to think what Reggie could be a pun for
 sanctuari: Serious question...can you go outside and date the house itself?
 SymphonySolstice: BEAR
 Dunnston: OH MY GOSH
  TXC2: Bear bear bear
 NewtyNewts: Actual bear
 flatluigi: he's so good
 Boopity: Amazing
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
 NorthstarTex: Love this one
 josh___something: oh... bear
 thatguysteve2709: This is cute
 PhoenixMelior: BARRY
 teddywhosabear: 
  Sarah_Serinde: How could they not
 BusTed: Eeeyy
 ElementalAlchemist: sure, also works
 NewtyNewts: DANG
 teddywhosabear: it me
 NorthstarTex: Teddy!
  TXC2: teddy, of course
 chrisvonclause: @sanctuari I don't believe so, leaving the house ends the game I believe. I haven't completed the game, but it gives you a warning if you try to leave.
 flatluigi: this va is Charlie Wes
 Boopity: Am I? UwU
 Dunnston: @teddywhosabear It's a you!
 TruPhantomAngel: I love this design, its got an old fashioned feel to it.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Of course this character is named after Roosevelt.
 SymphonySolstice: ;_;
 sanctuari: @chrisvonclause Shame. Doesnt sound like date EVERYTHING to me!
silenceaux: Oh no, the Toy Story problem
 Dalrint: What a relaxing voice
 PhoenixMelior: Omg i love our new gay best friend
 ElementalAlchemist: aww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the perfect soothing voice for him
 IanAllenBird: oh noo
  Sarah_Serinde: I am already attached
 Astramentha: 😭
 aussie_rob_w: 
 ContingentCat: awww
 LilyOfTheVeil666: There may or may not be another character named Barry 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Is this the dating option who shames you for being a bad friend into dating them?
 TehAmelie: come to think, his full name is probably Teddy Bear. like the brand name.
 TruPhantomAngel: Awe. For sure Teddy is best friend material for me.
 chrisvonclause: @sanctuari You can date the distinct components of the house, floor, walls ceiling, so that might be part of it.
 Boopity: If this actually moves the bear object, that would be really cute
 josh___something: Betty and Teddy
 NorthstarTex: set them up >.>
 Austere_Squire: kathleen is gonna go home and sleep on the couch tonight
  TXC2: Teddy belongs on a bed yes
 flatluigi: can we meet the couch
 aussie_rob_w: @austere_squire what if they talk to they couch?
  Sarah_Serinde: A buffer 
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait...can we set them up?
 TheWooglie: Jordynne is more interesting in setting up all the items than dating them
  TXC2: Austere_Squire  yes....sleep....
 Dalrint: So this is where the Deathbed movie starts...
 NewtyNewts: maybe the couch is fine being second fiddle?
 accountmadeforants: Time to sleep on the floor I guess
 Austere_Squire: nowhere is safe to sleep any more
 NorthstarTex: (nothing is safe in this house)
 BorealMage: simply never sleep again
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Sleeping on the floor. Wait, no, not that either. Sleeping pinned to a fix point in empty space.
 ElementalAlchemist: advice in the streets, stories in the sheets
 Azralorne: I don't understand why you hate Betty so much 😕
 trialbystory: @TheWooglie I could honestly see myself falling deep into that rabbithole as well
 Voidhawk42: Everything means EVERYTHING. You're going to being sleeping with something, better be the bed
 TehAmelie: my understanding is everything wants to date everything. non-exclusively.
 accountmadeforants: @Azralorne They don't hate her, but she comes on *very* strong
Krektogar: this technique let's you handle all kinds of balls
 IanAllenBird: oh like. a sphere. not a party
 Azralorne: @accountmadeforants Agree to disagree lol
 Boopity: @Azralorne I think the fact that we _have_ to sleep on them every night regardless of how we feel is also a bit awkward 
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Kill him, he drops a sweet Katana.
 flatluigi: NOO
 NorthstarTex: NO LRRBOT
 IanAllenBird: oh no lrrbot
 baltimore_667083: bad lrrbot
 nyoomgoom: aww
 AugmentingPath: lrrbot no
  TXC2: NEVER LRRBOT!
 marshallade: LRRbot go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
 Justherefortherewards: One of the characters shares my real name, which made it very confusing when my friends were talking about dating him
 Boopity: THE BEAR MOVED
 LeeshaJoy: So I understand that you can date your own existential dread, but how do you start the conversation? Do you point the glasses at a mirror or...?
 josh___something: LRRBOT no D:
 Boopity: Amazing
 TehAmelie: perfect advice xD
  Sarah_Serinde: Bad LRRbot
IslandersCaper: rude, lrrbot!
 VinylMinty: @LRRbot No!
 NewtyNewts: That needs to go in !badadvice
 baltimore_667083: teddy loves baseball evidently
 Shadowsoflife: Why does he have a katana?
 ClockTamer: I need to call off work and have a cry day now
 PipeSmokingOwl: Lol lrrbot jealous
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean !advice never promised to be *good* advice
  TXC2: NewtyNewts  nah often it's good, just not right now
 thatguysteve2709: Was the banister datable
silenceaux: Well. The foreshadowing on that conversation has pierced me through the heart.
 Azralorne: @LeeshaJoy Nah the mirror is actually pretty nice 😂😂
 flatluigi: @LeeshaJoy rot13: lbh qvfnffbpvngr fgnevat ng gur jnyycncre va n fcrpvsvp fcbg sbe nobhg 30 frpbaqf
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa
 Boopity: Gorgeous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 trialbystory: Teddy kind of gives me the same vibes as Percy from Arcade Spirits
 TehAmelie: i'm with Jordynne
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Therberus: Bear-a-my
Middleman9595: but is teddy a bear?
aceviru: 🥺
  Sarah: 100% he is
Gilder Turpskadey: the bed Ted connection
aceviru: "if it comes back, it was meant to be"
Meracanus: I'm getting emotional over my hallucinogenic childhood stuffed toy rendezvous
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Incredible
 TruPhantomAngel: Fucking Queen!
 Strebenherz: Someone ban lrrbot xD
 SymphonySolstice: I Am Looking Respectfully
 Austere_Squire: oh, she's pretty
 flatluigi: the HVAC is very nice
Krektogar: what I wanna know is where I can afford this house on a customer service salary
 IanAllenBird: this is why I have noise cancelling
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A John Cage reference? In my dating game?
 accountmadeforants: Hm, maybe the Refrigerator is Reggie? (Kind of stretching the pun name)
 TehAmelie: if the game wants to go dark, you could have to decide what stuff to sell to pay bills
 RedNightmare7: Is the narrator the same as the one from Stanley Parable or am I mishearing that?
 chrisvonclause: The Fridge is one of my favorites. Though I quite love Kopi. She's a sweetheart.
 Boopity: @Krektogar For real  Especially with how pesimistic the intro was with the reality of it all
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @IanAllenBird Nsburg apparently, so you know something strange is going on.
 flatluigi: this va is Joy Ofodu
  TXC2: incoming ads
 MalFnord: 
  TXC2: for like the 4 who are left 
 nosole: Wow
 NewtyNewts: Of course it was.
 PhoenixMelior: 4'33" moment
 rxpalindrome: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit that's amazing
 accountmadeforants: I have so many questions about our main character's life. Why do we have a grand piano? Did we inherit this whole house?
 Boopity: Kathleen with the music knowledge!
 marshallade: the music is the ambient sound of the environment in which it is performed, so not technically silence. my pedantometer is beeping
 IaCthulhuFthagn: It's *not* silence. That's the entire point.
 neisan2112: Its all about the ambiance of the location its performed
 ekimekim: hot take: all the best art is indistinguishable from shitposts
 NorthstarTex: learned about 4:33 in a philosophy class
 TheElrad: @accountmadeforants you have to play the game to answer those questions 
 LiveFaust: "It's an art piece but also a shitpost" is my favorite kind of thing.
 sanctuari: @RedNightmare7 the Narrator from Stanley Parable is Kevan Brighting. The one from Date Everything is JB Blanc
 Grevas13: the modern version of 4:33 is Justin Timberlake faffing about on stage for an hour.
 TehAmelie: i think i learned about it in Guinness Book of Records
 BlueChloroplast: Cage so mad its his most famous piece
 NewtyNewts: Dulcimer Warehouse is a well-known company
 TruPhantomAngel: @accountmadeforants Considering Teddy's dialogue, Im guessing this was our childhood home we inherited.
 aussie_rob_w: @ekimekim The Fountain is amazing and I will die on this hill
 TotalHell: Traditional "hammered" dulcimer?
 RedNightmare7: @sanctuari Same vibe, but both do great jobs. Thank you
Nathade: oh twitch. getting an ad break when kathleen starts to explain 4'33''. perfect timing
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @BlueChloroplast Surely the prepared piano pieces must be performed more regularly.
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 TotalHell: My mom played the hammered dulcimer, actually. It's a beautiful sound.
 spethycakes: @sanctuari worth checking out the credits in-game!
 marshallade: finest performances to date? so can we date the performance
 aussie_rob_w: 
 accountmadeforants: @TruPhantomAngel Yeah, I suppose that's another hint.
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 TruPhantomAngel: @accountmadeforants ...and now have a sad head canon our madness is caused by depression due to recent events. 
 commentarywife: are there lights in the house you can switch on (minus the galsses)?
 flatluigi: @commentarywife yes
 nyoomgoom: first four notes of megalovania
  TXC2: right chat I need to make dinner, you behave dating all the house object people 
 NorthstarTex: I love her design as a piano player
 TehAmelie: hey, composing music could be a good way to deal with the madness of isolation
 BlueChloroplast: I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants to sgip rather than date
 BlueChloroplast: Ship
 Boopity: Eepy
 ekimekim: commentarywife: well you can probably also switch them on *with* the glasses 
 josh___something: It's time to antagonize our clock for another day!
 Voidhawk42: The core lesson of dating games: "honesty gets you nowhere, tell people what they want to hear"
 RedNightmare7: Oh wow, when they said everything, they meant EVERYTHING, huh?
 spethycakes: how do you know until you meet them?
  SmithKurosaki: IF possible could we get the in game voice a little higher?
 TehAmelie: i bet the garbage can is meticulously clean
 NewtyNewts: Are we going to have an actually trash waifu?
  mtvcdm: The mail slot lit up
 Voidhawk42: @RedNightmare7 More than 100 objects. Some of which are groups.
 accountmadeforants: YES
 TehAmelie: i bet wrong
 Boopity: Amazing
 terribleplan: Trevor?
 josh___something: eugh
 nyoomgoom: oh good
 VinylMinty: Oh... Jeeze.
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
 Boopity: The music 
 chrisvonclause: one of the best parts, is you can always opt to be friends with them instead of a love relationship.
 trialbystory: 'Kevin'
 Boopity: KATHLEEN
 lamina5432: fitting
 commentarywife: @ekimekim indeed, but I was referring to how dark it was in thehouse
 VinylMinty: I think he's a Cam....
 sgowell: Derelicte
 accountmadeforants: That or a model on a runway
 Sethalidos: reggie could be the alarm panel
 VinylMinty: Yep.
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean I'm not currently impressed with him either 
 TehAmelie: a band that's almost made it for three years straight
 ContingentCat: lol that sounds like wow
 TheWooglie: Ooof
 VinylMinty: Trash Can. Cam
 marshallade: @VinylMinty nice
 gsyhiap: 
 spethycakes: 
 SmithKurosaki: Reggie's probably the fridge
Alfred McDaniel: I was thinking the air registers above the doors
Middleman9595: "it's an art piece but also a shitpost" is one of the best descriptions of alot of art
inaudibledaisy: could we possibly turn up the character voices please?
 ghizmou: that s not the Cam I know
 PhoenixMelior: Trash Cam
 aussie_rob_w: They're not failed, Kathleen, they're "pre-successful"
 infinity_225: If grouch from Sesame Street was a model
 terribleplan: Get dunked on, unarmedoracle
 TruPhantomAngel: @chrisvonclause That's good to know.
 jacqui_lantern234:  ?!?!?! 
 KharadBanar: That sounds like Cam
 niccus: real simplehuman can
 flatluigi: this is Adam McArthur, mostly known for being Yuji in jujutsu kaisen
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 NewtyNewts:   is looking a bit different today.
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell his shirt is just a plastic bag this rules
  ani_laurel: see, id date oscar the grouch but not this guy
 TehAmelie: maybe the food is people too 
 aussie_rob_w: "throw the whole man away" has never been so literal
 terribleplan: Honey mussie on a burrito?
 TruPhantomAngel: @sgowell Derelicte is the first thing I thought of too.
 TehAmelie: he's eating a wilted pear >_>
 Grevas13: oscar the glam
 Jigokuro: He looks kinda like Ken
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a very specific kink
 SymphonySolstice: Bother! That! Cat!
 josh___something: Time to piss off this cat!
 Thagnok: So perfectly on time?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So on time.
 Boopity: I do like how unpleasant some of these objects are. You get both nice and lovely people, and then the garbage "you need to fix me" people
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
 SkylerRingtail: First time seeing the cat. Oh. Oh my.
 Snowcookies: catboys deserve it
 flatluigi: torment the cat
 spethycakes: @SkylerRingtail Oh, the cat just gets....more
 Voidhawk42: Kathleen has seen a cat and must bother it
 NorthstarTex: So, the voice actor for this character played another 'cat boy' if you count Cat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug as one.
 Grevas13: this guy's definitely here to tease.
  Sarah_Serinde: You planned your day around him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well you fucked up I guess
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, record player?
 Shadowsoflife: @NorthstarTex Oh, neat
 VinylMinty: Kathleen - The Record player?
 ClodiumSoride: This game is sorta VN Pokemon, isn't it?
 Boopity: No rug!? Now that's what I call a rug pull
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 TheManaLeek: Date Everything (except the rug)
 josh___something: Oh, hey there...
 flatluigi: hi
  ani_laurel: hello!
 SymphonySolstice: big guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
 josh___something: hi
 NorthstarTex: don't worry about Reggie
 Grevas13: he's got world of warcraft pauldrons
 Sethalidos: try the alarm panel for Reggie
 NewtyNewts: Think I've got an idea of who Reggie is, based on the pun potential
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do like the tea cups on his shoulders
 RelwinEJ: cool S spotted
 Sogheim: coffee table thicc
 Voidhawk42: You won't find Reggie by looking randomly
 SymphonySolstice: close
 EricTheOrange: blume time
 Elenodul: If dorian is the front door, is reggie then the back door?
 sephsays: I think you can do the rug underneath the coffee table, but it's, like, a more specific spot?
 Boopity: Oh my god 
 MalFnord: The pocket flower vase!
 flatluigi: congratulations, we've finally found Steve Blum
 niccus: he likes to think he's well-read but he only has picture books
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good!!
 Sethalidos: ugh
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Elenodul I'm assuming Dorian is all doors
 Austere_Squire: oh, i like him, he's nice. I want to be friends
JoSt42: a dateabel.
 Dunnston: Cool S Spotted!
 RedNightmare7: Dang
 eshplode: 
 Thagnok: Master Cheif.
silenceaux: The chaps are excellent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The cool S's carved in is a very good detail
 NewtyNewts: He's got a place setting belt buckle
 Boopity: 
  Sarah_Serinde: yes
 TruPhantomAngel: The cool S thing makes me feel like my theory about this being out childhood home is correct.
 Patorik: Oh I get it, because he's a Cowboy
 Boopity: I guess you're moreso dating concepts, rather than specific objects
 pctjoe: im every table
 TehAmelie: and a tiny plant on his hat
 flatluigi: jordynne do you know anything about the computer desk
 josh___something: oh he's adorable
 Astramentha: I love him
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, the coffee machine and coffee table. 
 keyforgealchemist: Thanks, @bisaflau for the gifted sub!
silenceaux: I mean, the concept of a table is pretty old...
 SmithKurosaki: I asked over in Twitch, not sure it got seen
aceviru: That flick from Kathleen. *chefs kiss*
 SmithKurosaki: Heck yea Steve Blum
  Sarah: This one, I pick this one :P
 Boopity: I love the classic video game choice spread of: nice option, neutral option, ASSHOLE OPTION
 TehAmelie: Ta-ta, Abel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish we could set up objects with each other
 pctjoe: lol this game but instead of dating them you just hook up you furature
 NewtyNewts: you already did today, think it needs to be tomorrow
 josh___something: We can only talk to catboy once every day, right?
 flatluigi: we already talked to him today
 spethycakes: not twice in one day
 VinylMinty: Kathleen there was a record player in the kitchen i saw
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You already talked to him today anyway
 Voidhawk42: You've talked to him today
silenceaux: You would need to wait for another day anyways
 commentarywife: you've already spoken to catboy
 chrisvonclause: Yes
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 spethycakes: absolutely yes
 Jobot180: Bookshelf?
 Voidhawk42: Several
Laserbeaks_Fury: But shes kinda late game
 terribleplan: The CEO is DRM.
 satoribearpuncher: You can only speak to thing once a day so the catboy would be tomorrow again.
 BadRoxie: yo is boss Reggie?
 TehAmelie: Mr Most is short of Everything
 flatluigi: you should drink coffee before you go to bed
 spethycakes: May I recommend the kitchen sink?
 Boopity: @flatluigi We did earlier!
 TruPhantomAngel: Yeah, this is a CEO....
 flatluigi: @Boopity oh was coffee today
  Sarah_Serinde: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Coffee was yesterday
 accountmadeforants: 
 Boopity: @flatluigi Yeah, the first thing we talked to I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 SymphonySolstice: hm. too soon
silenceaux: I know authors who use subtext and...
 nosole: Where'd the link to the voice cast go... 
 TruPhantomAngel: WTF? Are we the baddies? Are we the government?
 ekimekim: ugh this is a little too close to home
 TehAmelie: have they united the State department and Defense department?
 Austere_Squire: d-do you work for, like... elon musk?
 flatluigi: @TruPhantomAngel i mean they've already fired us
 mercano82: The Penninsula website is just a GoDaddy landing page. 
 NewtyNewts: Semper Fi? Really?
 Jigokuro: Date the enemy missiles?
 commentarywife: @nosole https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/voice-credits/
 Voidhawk42: @Austere_Squire More like Bezos. And you were employed for less than a day before he replaced you with an AI
 nosole: @commentarywife Thank you!
 TruPhantomAngel: @flatluigi Oh good! And they forget to remove us from the company Teams. Sounds about right. lol
 Jigokuro: That looks like a ps4
 flatluigi: i would recommend the computer desk
 BlueChloroplast: Fan!
 Boopity: The stairs 
 accountmadeforants: Except for the rug
 TehAmelie: dating the stairs sounds like an exhausting amount of ups and downs
 spethycakes: OH you should check the electric box
 LPS_97: stairs would def be into feets
 Voidhawk42: Stairs, floor, walls, ceiling.
 NewtyNewts: Might be the door to a rooftop patio or something?
 NorthstarTex: why not ask the door why its locked?
 Boopity: It's so funny to just watch the _entire_ staircase light up whenever you pass by it
 mercano82: Can you date the circuit breaker?
 NoxStryx: What do you want to date? Everything! It is called date everything not date one thing
 Voidhawk42: Everything means everything
 TruPhantomAngel: So make our REAL money selling in corp espionage
 commentarywife: sounds like game content with a locked door, huh?
 skysonglark: could you talk to the door to unlock it?
 Wizzo1138: The stairs would let you down
 GrassVortex: I think you can even date a shadow 
 josh___something: CHANCE
 chrisvonclause: FYI you can open drawers and date stuff inside them
 TruPhantomAngel: Yep
 commentarywife: it is actually matt mercer hahah
 mercano82: It could be Brendan Lee Mulligan
 ContingentCat: books yeah
 Vonbane: you married the D20 
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh books
 ElementalAlchemist: DD&D
 Boopity: Also I would hope a game with an outlandish concept like this would be okay with polyamory, considering it's... called Date Everything
  Sarah_Serinde: I do want them to find Brennan in this game
 pctjoe: lol dd &d
 PhoenixMelior: Is Jacob in this game, can we be friends with him?
 spethycakes: @Sarah_Serinde I am not sure we can get that far in a single playthrough
 ElementalAlchemist: !
 spethycakes: err, single stream
 Voidhawk42: @mercano82 He is in the game, but isn't the D20
  Sarah_Serinde: @spethycakes aww
 Boopity: Yet another amazing design
 NewtyNewts: Brook?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not sure about this
 Montesque64: All but one book is this guy.
 Critterbot: Paige, yeah probably.
  Sarah_Serinde: I've only caught a part of one person's stream of this before now
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, so they are on AO3
 PhoenixMelior: Windows noise?
 flatluigi: this is Ray Chase!
 Blip2004: oh good, it wasn't me getting an email
 Critterbot: Well, I guess that works.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, makes' sense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not about the weird snake look but that is just me
 trialbystory: I dig the tattoos
 NorthstarTex: @flatluigi I'm amused that one of the game writers is 'books'
7gorobei: Lex as in lexicon would have worked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I LOVE the personality
 flatluigi: @NorthstarTex he's a couple characters
 Montesque64: all books except one
 accountmadeforants: Wait, there's a post-it behind him that says "Make Enemies", maybe that's the misanthrope Kathleen's looking for.
 NewtyNewts: Windows sounds?
 BusTed: Chuck Pringle
 Thagnok: That's Cyclops in X-Men 97
 ElementalAlchemist: huh, interesting
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL, Chuck Tingle reference
  Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic
 PhoenixMelior: Yesssss
 NorthstarTex: @flatluigi oh I know, I'm waiting for them to accidentally run into Max Mittelman's character 
 nyoomgoom: awesome
 InconsiderateHat: Hell yes
 SmithKurosaki: omg
  Sarah: :_lrrWow:
Paul Dee: More like Semper Bye
  Sarah: 💯
Paul Dee: we dont need any more "step on me" jokes
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
Paul Dee: Don't judge the books by their covers! har har
 MalFnord: The hero we need
 eshplode: Of course he's here
 SkylerRingtail: *Squints* "A Gay Dumbell Fucked My Car's Butt And Now They're Both Pregnant (Chuck Tingle"?
 NoxStryx: Lyric is gonna give you a G Force update
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MalFnord Um, so I have zero idea, but bald cap and the book itself would be fastened to it with the bookmark we can see? That's my best advice?
 cryptidsamoyed: Neuvillette's va   
 Boopity: I do love that the literature character also considers smut valid literature
 RedNightmare7: Oh man, reading the cast list and realizing how long it is. dang
 kusinohki: !next
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 Skye_Stryke: Is that a rug or a trapdoor in the closet by the water heater?
 Zerragonoss: I have never thought about my favorite ball, and I think I will continue that trend.
 TehAmelie: that sounds like he just has to start
 flatluigi: @Zerragonoss do you want to settle on a top 3
 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen yes
 IanAllenBird: kathleen yes
 NewtyNewts: Kathleen found a partner to help write her book!
 sephsays: Dude, you have a bloody giant quill on your shoulder. What are you using it for, a bookmark?
aitsu100: kathleen meh
 Astramentha: awww
 Boopity: 
 MalFnord: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sure, but that's the *boring* way! I'm already starting to think about sculpts and whether to do it as a plastic form and how to paint it to look right and...
 RandomTrivia: oh no he's adorable
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Lyric needs to hook up with a pen or something
 SkylerRingtail: Nighttime stories  with Teddy?
 TehAmelie: classic muse problems, can't make anything for themselves
 TheElrad: have you tried the coffee machine? ^^
 BrowneePointz: he’s one of the game studio’s founders!
 flatluigi: are we open to advice for characters
 Voidhawk42: If the question is "can we date" the answer is going to be yes 99% of the time
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 Boopity: Uhhhhhh
 RandomTrivia: Uhhh
 PhoenixMelior: @flatluigi only if they re misanthropic
  Sarah_Serinde: We're not talking about you. Now let's talk about you
 Boopity: This game has some potential horrifying undertones
 flatluigi: @PhoenixMelior i would very much recommend drinking coffee right now before bed then
 NoxStryx: Oh no. He is analyzing your backend system data.
Mai_Andra: Concealing? We told somebody immediately.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MalFnord Right, I was just trying to contribute at all because I have zero idea how to do anything that complex and wanted to help
 BlueChloroplast: WAOW
 NorthstarTex: 
 ContingentCat: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  too real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOW
 josh___something: You know what... fair
 TehAmelie: maybe the twist is Sam is the only imaginary character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is why we should have wage transparency!!!
 PhoenixMelior: So chat thinks we would like the coffee machine
 IanAllenBird: mine is so loud
 flatluigi: we've met the coffee machine, but there's a Thing if you do coffee right before bed
 Invitare: very noisy at night
 TehAmelie: high tumble skill, eh
 josh___something: OH..
 BrowneePointz: NEIL!
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Asterion
 josh___something: no
 accountmadeforants: The dryer is much lighter, so it definitely should go on top.
 JDMan94: Neil!!
 TruPhantomAngel: Is that Asterion?
 josh___something: Noooooo
 commentarywife: @PhoenixMelior they have already spoken to the coffee machine once yesterday morning, was the first non-railroaded person we spoke to
 NorthstarTex: Neil!
 flustered_blue: Neil!
Barb4rian: Neil Newborn!
 Astramentha: XD
 ContingentCat: 
 BrowneePointz: yes it’s Asterion!
 Boopity: Jordynne we've seen your taste with the smash or pass quiz yesterdaya
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 ContingentCat: awwww
 Jobot180: Hey, the Astarian VA
 Boopity: Awww 
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 PhoenixMelior: Omg i missed so much while sick this subathon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NorthstarTex: Dawwwwww
 aussie_rob_w: Ha!
 commentarywife: perhaps people have... a type
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's adorable
 InconsiderateHat: Oh good, you chose well 
 RandomTrivia: D'awww
 RedNightmare7: Sounds like you picked well then 
 NoxStryx: Just noticed they named the character Jorleen. It makes me want to sing Dolly Parton. Jorleen, Jorleen, Jorleen, Jorleeeeeeeen!
 rabbitgta: Having a type is a decent start
 aussie_rob_w: That's great
 flatluigi: it's neil newborn aka astarion
 protojman: ah yeah the most recognizable voice.
 nyoomgoom:  cute
 Invitare: wait that's not the character the Boiler mentioned
 Grevas13: that's dangerously cute, kathleen
thedepthandbreadthofseth: able?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearly you selected well then Kathleen
 nosole: Neil!
 nyoomgoom: but like sincerely cute
 niccus: he was also good as a fish
 Austere_Squire: oh god that IS Astarion, isn't it
 Boopity: He's a washing machine Kathleen
 TehAmelie: maybe he's dizzy
 electra310: He spends most of his time spinning
 PhoenixMelior: No hes a dryer
 nosole: @Austere_Squire Sure is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I think that word doesn't mean what you think it means"
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 Boopity: Oh no wait, right
aitsu100: i love Neil's voice so much
 NorthstarTex: hey I recognize those socks!
 Strebenherz: ASTARION
 TruPhantomAngel: Yeah, my partner does something similar with liking to pick "sad boy" characters in games, and they just feel like variations of me. lol
 SnowBuddy18: yeah
 josh___something: Oh... honey, you're already a moron
 spethycakes: Dignity! Always dignity
  Sarah: Here for the Chuck Tingle reference
aceviru: Remember your training Kathleen. Hit snooze
RobotBones: and its hard to choose a favorite between them
aceviru: Ouphe. I felt that one
Firestar4041: Kat locked in on her type
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Flushmaster Cyclonis: The dryer is an airhead...
 Austere_Squire: he's awful and i love him?
 TehAmelie: what is that on his left arm?
 PhoenixMelior: Hey, himbos are valid
 theinvulnerabletide: this really is just asterion as a household appliance.
 electra310: Bold talk for a guy with a chestful of socks
 PhoenixMelior: I love a good himbo
 Boopity: @Austere_Squire Not even that bad compared to some stinkers we've met so far 
 Incandescent_Zubat: is that astarion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh we haven't upgraded ourself at all
 MaygeKyatt: Is that the same friend named Lindsey who made the angler fish costume? I feel like I’ve heard Kathleen say that name somewhere, anyway
 RandomTrivia: Why the heck does a dryer have this kind of vocabulary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have points to spend?
 TruPhantomAngel: @theinvulnerabletide What's this dryer's take on murder? lol
 RandomTrivia: Actually that's a stupid question, forget I asked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia Because he's Astarion
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @Incandescent_Zubat Sure is
 Boopity: 
  ani_laurel: eeew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
 SnowBuddy18: same
silenceaux: 'endearingly' is
 PhoenixMelior: HIM
 TehAmelie: i saw someone on TV the other day ordering a "no-fat latte." i don't know much about coffee but doesn't 0 fat defeat the purpose of the milk?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Jordynne
 nyoomgoom: ooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Awwwwww
 Boopity: "Friend"
 spethycakes: "frirend"
 ContingentCat: awww 
 theinvulnerabletide: @TruPhantomAngel oh he's definitely okay with it in certain circumstances
 TruPhantomAngel: Please tell my the washing machine is "Wetsdale" and just Neil again. lol
 TruPhantomAngel: me*
 Saunabath: This sounds like the guy who plays Astarion in BG3
 NorthstarTex: its very much like a dryer
 Boopity: A lot of these objects are _such messes_ and I'm here for it 
 bytecaster: I mean, a drier makes thinks temporarily hot
 AugmentingPath: @Saunabath is
 flatluigi: @NorthstarTex you are correct
 thcstalker: I forgot our dryer was voiced by astarion.
 bytecaster: So it is in character
 Austere_Squire: I'm endeared by Neil Newbon's voice and its a problem
 NoxStryx: Don't the Dryer and the washer already have a top/bottom situation going on already?
 calculated_uncertainties: That is definitely neil
 cryptidsamoyed: 'hot and cold' ah, just like a dryer in the wintertime
 umbrakittygirl: Oh Neil
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes please, and we will set you up with them
 NoisyBiscuit: He seems rather wishy washy for a dryer.
 Boopity: @NoxStryx Oh my god
 superherofae: @Saunabath Because it is!
 Piratical_tendancies: Dramaaaaaa
 spethycakes: DramAAAHHHHH~
 Austere_Squire: you are a strange man, sir
 BusTed: good read
 TehAmelie: dramaaAAAAaa
 Astramentha: dramaaaaaaaaaa
 PhoenixMelior: DrumAHHHHHH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: draMAAAAAAAAAAAA
 TruPhantomAngel: Washford HAHAHA
 RandomTrivia: I will never pronounce drama any other way again
 Simonark: But what if the Washer is far more exciting than the Dryer?
 PsychoI3oy: he'd take that personally
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000 1 1
 RandomTrivia: I agree with Jordynne
 NewtyNewts: Replace him with a clothesline? Sure!
 geail: you want to clothesline the dryer?
 MisterZimbu: i want to clothesline this man is a solid puin
Laserbeaks_Fury: you mean use a clothesline instend of the dryer?
 Boopity: Oh dang, we don't have enough to do the washing machine
 niccus: someone's getting rinsed by the end of this
 darkora: I want to see Jordynne clothsline him
 ContingentCat: lol clothesline a dryer
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 TehAmelie: sidelined with a clothesline
 RedNightmare7: Oh cool, they even show the voice actor in the menu 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you upgrade yourself?
 superherofae: I want to steal this man's lunch money
 flatluigi: twelf
 Zerragonoss: A clothesline would let you avoid talking to your dryer again.
 niccus: do *not* let your dryer wrestle with oil, that's a fire hazard
 NorthstarTex: I think those virgins were lying
Dporiua: Is brennan lee mulligan in this
 Boopity: Oh boy
 flatluigi: @Dporiua he's board games!
 NewtyNewts: Is this... a hacked message?
 NorthstarTex: @Dporiua his first every voice acting role, yes
 NorthstarTex: ever*
 Boopity: deadass
 PhoenixMelior: Deadass
 ContingentCat: wow
 IanAllenBird: I love this reading
 BrowneePointz: OH I think I got the pun for Daisuke! are they a Knife!?
 RandomTrivia: Top-notch delivery
 DaxStrife: Poor Franklin.
 spethycakes: @BrowneePointz Dishes!
 mercano82: Can we date Franklin?
 Uzumaki15: Soooo calling Franklin is the hacker
PBlackcoat: Was that actually neil newbon, or just sommeone trying to sound like him?
 NewtyNewts: quick date the clock and tell them nice things
Barb4rian: Coffee machine!
 VinylMinty: Date the toilet!
 Val_TheRainbowFang: While Kathleen's gone let's all behave
 commentarywife: drink coffee late
 flatluigi: jordynne while kathleen isn't here: you should drink coffee right before bed tomorrow. you'll also like the computer desk
 spethycakes: @PBlackcoat actually Neil
 theinvulnerabletide: the hamper!
 tezzatipoca: I too exist in coldness
 PhoenixMelior: Find the Graham character
 Sethalidos: toilet
 flatluigi: existential dread is a bit weird
 iris_of_ether: Face the wall for a time?
 NorthstarTex: you look at the wall at the back of the stairs for like 30 seconds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real do we have upgrade points?
 UltraVioletVodoo: Fuse Box
 Voidhawk42: Drink coffee last thing gets you Nightmare
 Boopity: So which one do you like the most so far, Jordynne? 
 MisterZimbu: everyone behaving is actually the most rebellious thing we can do
 hyralt: existential dread is staring at the wall
 Astramentha: who’s most like Graham?
 NorthstarTex: anytime 
 NewtyNewts: Did Graham actually voice someone?
 theinvulnerabletide: ooooh springing nightmare on kathleen would be fun XD
 tezzatipoca:   
 TehAmelie: oh right, we have stats
 Mangledpixel: while Kathleen's gone, let's all beeHIVE *buzzing*
sadfleck: is that Neil Newbon?
Victor: is that voice actor the same one that voices the vampire guy from baldurs gate 3?
aceviru: badum-tish
Alfred McDaniel: Yeah, that's Neil Newbon
sadfleck: well, I know who my partner would pick then lol
Christopher Peterson: Oooooh Date Everything! This game is wild
Firestar4041: I dont remeber this event in BG3... why is Astarion strapped with a frying pan
 SmithKurosaki: Oh yea, it is him isn't it
 SmithKurosaki: He's a dryer
Firestar4041: Hot and then cold, yes and then no, you in and then you are out?
Firestar4041: RKO outta nowhere?
Paul Dee: I hope the VOs had fun making this.
  Sarah: It really feels like they did
 Astramentha: WHAT
 iris_of_ether:   
 PhoenixMelior: The BOYS
 spethycakes: Kitchen sink is a good wild card
 ContingentCat: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 Voidhawk42: The shadow under the globe is AMAZING and Kathleen should meet them
 accountmadeforants: 19 degrees seems comfy, unless that's AC temperature
 Snowcookies: the boys were feeling warm this morning
 ContingentCat: Being that loud warms you up
 Master_Gunner: max out sass
 RedNightmare7: May heat improve
 tezzatipoca: what is 19 in F lol
 letsbelgo: oh no, we are hemorrhaging time
 flatluigi: you should also introduce kathleen to the dishwasher
 Thagnok: It's 19 in Berlin today. We had spring and then autumn this year.
 thcstalker: damn 19 c? Shit thats crazy. Though its almost 32 c here.
Barb4rian: @tezzatipoca like 66F
 accountmadeforants: Ah, 19 degrees on the AC seems a bit extreme
 nyoomgoom: three yelling boys two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
 commentarywife: 19 is warm if we're talking C?
 Montesque64: I'd also put in for the rubber ducky
 ContingentCat: That's why I adopted a cat during the pandemic
 TehAmelie: a testosterone based endocrinology does make you hotter than estrogen
 tezzatipoca: @barb4rian ty also no that is toooooo cold
 Mathwyn: 19 is cool in summer, comfy in winter
 tezzatipoca: I keep mine at minimum 72F
 NorthstarTex: oh no
 NightValien28: commentarywife down here 19 is very cold, comfy cloth time
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat if you're sitting still and the AC is on, 19 isn't that warm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do we get more upgrade points again?
 ElementalAlchemist: !
 flatluigi: ah, the influencer twink
 NewtyNewts: I don't think that's particularly misanthropic, it's pro-anthropic if anything
 PhoenixMelior: Nope.
 RelwinEJ: @nyoomgoom three yelling boys, two jordynne loves, and a parka on a kathleen
 josh___something: oh THEM
 Zerragonoss: Yes very misanthropic to have a good and reasonable take.
 itira: @commentarywife yeah C but 19 is low for inside and sitting still
 NorthstarTex: the abs are nice tho
 UltraVioletVodoo: i do not like them
 flatluigi: this is Michael Lorz
 VinylMinty: Its gotta be Lux
 Thagnok: I've seen that person in a few differnet night clubs.
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 ReeceNightshade: I love this game! The shadow is my favorite datable!
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 Boopity: The music
 ContingentCat: o m g wow
 PhoenixMelior: BETCHES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 radioshackraider: Yeah, this is what I'd expect for someone we found in the closet
 Austere_Squire: oh no
 tezzatipoca: sup betches lmao
 flatluigi: leg braces!
 BrowneePointz: @reecenightshade we’re doing our best not to spoil
Laserbeaks_Fury: Good news, you share professions
 PhoenixMelior: ARE THEY A STREAMSR
 Austere_Squire: i think i hate them
 PhoenixMelior: Omg
 accountmadeforants: Oh no, they're an influencer
 TehAmelie: maybe they change if they're turned off
 NewtyNewts: This character...
 NorthstarTex: I hate them, but in the best way
 PhoenixMelior: I love to hate them
 CodenameBluebird1: is it me or does the narrator sound like the one from Stanley Parable?
 BrowneePointz: this voice is perfect
 flatluigi: @CodenameBluebird1 different person, but same style
 commentarywife: @itira heh, I never have our heating above 19, but then again my husband HATES being warm. I naturally tend to snuggle up and use external warming things (rugs etc)
 lightfut: LIT'rally
 josh___something: FFs
 GrassVortex: 
 nyoomgoom: oh wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOW
 NewtyNewts: So much literally, I hate it.
 NightValien28: that plug concerns me
 thatguysteve2709: Can we date the plug
 PhoenixMelior: Betches know whats up
 Boopity: Really like the voice actor for this one 
 Austere_Squire: oh i hate them more now
 Boopity: HATER
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 Boopity: They called us a hater lmaoo
 IanAllenBird: I /am/ a hater
 calculated_uncertainties: Is it bad that this reminds me of Matt?
 tezzatipoca: kaaaaaay
 TehAmelie: "people mistake speaking without thought for speaking truth"
 accountmadeforants: Can we toggle the light and talk to him again?
 RedNightmare7: But we could date the fuse box I guess
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne can you help us find dread
silenceaux: I mean, hater is possible
 BrowneePointz: HELLO
DMGlol: is that the stanley principle guy
 RandomTrivia: Finally, a character wearing CLOTHES
 niccus: dating an ontological parasite
 accountmadeforants: What if he gets all dark and gloomy when the light is off 
Laserbeaks_Fury: They're TUMBLERS
 nyoomgoom: ooohhh
 TehAmelie: he does look like a good partner for the tumbler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, get them back together
  SmithKurosaki: @calculated_uncertainties Maybe if he's doing it as a bit. Matt's not rude
 ContingentCat: Yes!
 josh___something: Agree
 Boopity: JORDYNNE SPITTING FACTS
 NewtyNewts: A washing machine?
 Boopity: REAL
 NorthstarTex: PREACH!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AGREED
 flatluigi: this is David Sobolov
 nosole: Yessssss Jordynne
 Austere_Squire: why does all of your furniture hate you
 iris_of_ether: Correct
 BlueChloroplast: Yess jordynee!
 Astramentha: yesssssss you’re so right
 nyoomgoom: truuuueeeee
 BrowneePointz: TAKE ME NOW
 PhoenixMelior: Oh hes so HANDSOME
 thcstalker: God thats so true, if beast looked like this it wouldnt feel like as much of a downgrade when he wasn't cursed anymore.
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 Thagnok: For a moment I thought that was Dale.
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 electra310: I like his ab window
 josh___something: god, he's hot.
  SmithKurosaki: @thcstalker I dont think Disney was cool with beards back then
 GrassVortex: love his deep voice tho
 KharadBanar: I've never met a washing machine who's this chill
 Boopity: These objects are all _so dramatic_
 flatluigi: David Sobolov is mostly known for being the voice of Gorilla Grodd
 calculated_uncertainties: Yeah, it's a little harsher, and usually shilling the beautiful product of Juniper
 AugmentingPath: Ah, it's David Sobolov, who voiced Volibear in LoL
 SnowBuddy18: in this voice? I'll hear most things
 Singenmeister: Have they talked to the fireplace yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would listen to this man talk for hours
 PhoenixMelior: Oh WASHFORD *fans self*
 Voidhawk42: You want Dramatic, talk to the laundry basket 
silenceaux: Just now noticing the window to his pecs and abs
Paul Dee: 3 yelling boys, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
Abaddon2501: Yasss! The Now Kiss Dream Team is BACK! Glad I didn't miss it
Firestar4041: why does it sound like the Narrator from Stanely Parable...
sadfleck: ay yo
 tezzatipoca: This voice actor also really good
 NorthstarTex: when David Sobolov is allowed to flex his acting chops like this, he goes hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Voidhawk42 Wait, has the laundry basket been causing Problems???
 NewtyNewts: A forbidden marriage; the words visible once, and then smudged.
Laserbeaks_Fury: god I want to listen to him do ASMR
 BrowneePointz: I still can’t believe they made them acrobats because they’re tumble washer/dryers
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love big voices like this
 sephsays: @Thefluffiestguineapig there's laundry drama, yeah
 PhoenixMelior: I want to play this game just so i can meet Erika Ishii's character
 Austere_Squire: did someone put a color sock in the white wash?
 TehAmelie: there's some joke about laundering money but maybe Lyric is not that sort of book
 josh___something: God, we have to talk to DRYSDALE to talk to him... this is pain
 ylegm: some get Kathleen a  new tiny violin, I think hers is broken
 tezzatipoca: that's just creating memories lol
 Boopity: 
 AlsoSopranoCat: I mean this guy is also insufferable but at least he's nice to listen to
 tezzatipoca: 
 ContingentCat: lol I love this drama king
 InconsiderateHat: This is a reminder to occasionally wash your washers.
 ClodiumSoride: @tezzatipoca nailed it
 AlsoSopranoCat: some of these are insufferable ANND have annoying voices
 PhoenixMelior: Drysdale is LITERALLY on top of you
 tezzatipoca: @clodiumsoride 😅😅😅
 Boopity: @AlsoSopranoCat He's insufferable, but at least not actively rude
Laserbeaks_Fury: Washford must *love* Shakespeare
 nyoomgoom: teehee
 Critterbot: Well, he's... certainly passionate if nothing else. 
 AlsoSopranoCat: @Boopity and nice voice
 ContingentCat: sometimes bottoms can be surprising lol 
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 RandomTrivia:   
 tezzatipoca:      
 Boopity: This picture lmaooo
 electra310:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 PhoenixMelior: Yesss shoutouts to the folks dropping subs where they can!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 protojman: whata  voice
 tezzatipoca: pav-ed
 TehAmelie: this house has a lot of history
 electra310: The daring young major appliance on the flying trapeze
 InconsiderateHat: Oh hey chat, anybody hanging out here still not have a sub?
 NorthstarTex: I want to listen to Washford read books for me.
 nyoomgoom: lmao the gravel in that one
 Boopity: All of our furniture just needs to go to therapy
 TehAmelie: i believe we're the therapist
 josh___something: God, he's so steamy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm super invested
 ContingentCat: 
 Kid_Amn: and they were ROOMMATES
 ContingentCat: lol dirty friends
 NewtyNewts: Oh, they were LAUNDROMATS!
 niccus: is this what happened in beej's house
 nyoomgoom: oh my god, they were roommates...
 AlsoSopranoCat: I don't know, Kathleen, modern washers and dryers are really hard to repair nowadays....by desgin
Scarbble: laundromates?
 Thagnok: So they used to be a combo machine and now she has 2 different units
 Thagnok: ??
 tezzatipoca: impenetrable 
 AlsoSopranoCat: NO, the ironing board gets hard pressed, not the washer
 BrowneePointz: The Circus Performer Pose!
 BrowneePointz: he gave a bow!
 Cptasparagus: it looks like his abs are super high under the door
 electra310: He's got big hands
 TehAmelie: maybe they just have to be side by side
 niccus: for structural reasons i recommend not getting between the washer and the dryer
 josh___something: I think it's clock time if we want to bother him
  Sarah: XD
  Sarah: wait I only just realized he has an actual boob window :P
 Jobot180: That reminds me, I need to change the laundry around.
 cmdrud87: he is sus
 Boopity: Who texts ellipses???
Barb4rian: I'm shocked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But we told our friend
 vogon_poet: @Boopity me
 Boopity: The character bio even says "insufferable" lmaooo
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, there is a laundry hamper near them...
 IanAllenBird: drysdale hates drying clothes too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why do I know that name
 PhoenixMelior: What do you MEAN Washford is #73???
 Boopity: @vogon_poet Live your truth I guess 
 NorthstarTex: just around the corner
 GhostValv: Oh no
 tezzatipoca: @vogon_poet I use all the punctuation lmao
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: record player?
 RandomTrivia: The game is called Date EVERYTHING, not "Date most things"
 AlsoSopranoCat: date the window, then the wall??
 PhoenixMelior: Hold.
 Montesque64: The shadow of the globe was a big suggestion
 NewtyNewts: Maybe a ghost
 Zerragonoss: Knowing my washer is alive and hates his job would be great for getting me to do laundry.
 Boopity: *burps*
 flatluigi: it's to the right i think
 Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/
 hyralt: around corner to the right
 NorthstarTex: the back of the stairs, not the side 
 hyralt: there
 Voidhawk42: And get up close
 NorthstarTex: now hold
 PhoenixMelior: Ok now we wait?
 NewtyNewts: Sometimes, I... come here to think.
 josh___something: now we wait...
 nosole: Graham's thinking spot?
 MadMadameK: I’m personally a fan of the fuse box, I love them 😩
 aliumsativum: drink coffee right before bedtime
 Boopity: Good answer
 Snowcookies: @nosole old cHustle reference
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 ContingentCat: I think you'd be the kind of art you buy at a weekend artisan market
 PhoenixMelior: John Cena?!
 ElementalAlchemist: what?
 RedNightmare7: And I know who voices them!
 Micalovits: Damn... That wall is looking kinda hot
 nyoomgoom: woah
 josh___something: I'm sorry what
 NorthstarTex: one of them that goes to you
 Astramentha: omg
 Notamys3000: it's sungwon cho!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhh
 tezzatipoca: I would be a crystal xD
 nosole: @Snowcookies Oh I remember lol
 flatluigi: here's sungwon cho
 sephsays: oh. hi.
 GhostValv: 
 PhoenixMelior: Of COURSE this is prozd
 BrowneePointz: SUNGWOOOOOON!
 TheWooglie: how close to Graham is this one?
 ContingentCat: UM
 Boopity: 
NimrodXIV: nope
 PhoenixMelior: YESSSS
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 InconsiderateHat: PFFFFFFFF
aitsu100: Pro
 Boopity: Insane opener
 josh___something: nope
 NewtyNewts: Sometimes you just get bored when it comes to faces.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ICK
 NorthstarTex: he is the worst and owns it
 nyoomgoom: lmao
 Voidhawk42: This guy is "youtube comment section" level asshole
 RedNightmare7: Indeed, Sung Won
 RandomTrivia: Well then heck off all the way
 Sogheim: that's disturbing
 Micalovits: Yes please
 DaxStrife: Sung Won Cho!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
aitsu100: hes Jojo Posing
 itira: 
 AleisAlpto: damn
 nishwastaken: 
 Astramentha: WOW
 RandomTrivia: 
 PhoenixMelior: DAMN
 IanAllenBird: oof
 Boopity: Nope
 Boopity: Exit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BROTHER
 TehAmelie: Death?
 josh___something: Can we give him to cam
 RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
 lightfut: This feels very Tingle-esque
 Astramentha: XD
 PhoenixMelior: Her face LIT UP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Meark: fucking nope.
 NewtyNewts: yo.
 ContingentCat: lol what
 ElementalAlchemist: yo
 ghizmou: whose dream date is this?
 nishwastaken: hell yeah Doug
 IanAllenBird: the grippers??
 NorthstarTex: yo
 iris_of_ether: Yo
 Snowcookies: lmao
 Boopity: This is the first character here to genuinely make me feel absolutely vile. I need to leave lol
 Jillexie: Yucj
 itira: doug the douche
 TruPhantomAngel: Alright, so my theory failed. lol
 aussie_rob_w: Doug a hole for him and kicked him into it.
Scarbble: pro z-doug
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can date your sense of existential dread?????????
 ContingentCat: @ghizmou hey I'm not going to kinkshame 
 NorthstarTex: this feature is a godsend
 TruPhantomAngel: Also love ProZD, but damn I already hate Doug. lol
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Content warnings!!!!!
 Zerragonoss: My existential dread would be far more literal about making pie charts.
 josh___something: Thats nice
 IanAllenBird: I find the warnings a little more vague than I'd like but it is an interesting way to do it
 tezzatipoca: @thefluffiestguineapig in that case I have had at least one successful long-term relationship 😅
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh! Content warnings!
 cmdrud87: and also, it makes this game tos- safe.
 TehAmelie: have you seen the DLC? you can date Mike Transactions
 ContingentCat: I love that Doug's holding position and just blinking during this
 TheMerricat: 
 MisterZimbu: you can turn on your content filters?  even the content filters are dateable?
 RandomTrivia: No shit, Skylar
 BrowneePointz: ooooh our Existential Dread is Abusive
 PhoenixMelior: Oh! I may have to leave though 
 NorthstarTex: you can choose the ending
 BrowneePointz: that makes SO much sense
 RedNightmare7: This is legit a great way to do content warnings
 Voidhawk42: Doug is the LITERAL WORST
 SkylerRingtail: @BrowneePointz True to life >_>
 Micalovits: Yea, go F yourself selfdoubt!
Twinnie Onse: Oh. I'm not that late.
  Sarah: Depends what you mean by late. We've been playing this game for close to 2 hours and the subathon's been going since Monday
Twinnie Onse: You have to be empty for the ghost.
M L: the globe is cute because she's Canadian.
Twinnie Onse: @Sarah Just for Now Kiss.
Zachary Butler: wish i could afford to give more subs on twitch, i hate the thought that this one stops after just two days
  Sarah: Ah yeah we're about halfway through Now Kiss
Zachary Butler: SungWon Cho! Gotta love it
Mo0: If the timer goes to the end with no further subs I think it's closer to 3 days, but agreed, here's hoping it keeps going :)
SoulessGamer: I assume that number will tick up now that NA is mostly awake.
Zachary Butler: Hey, when is the Autumnal Rumble scheduled? Do we have enough time on the clock to get to it, do you think?
SoulessGamer: Are they doing a second WWE stream? I think they did one the first day.
  Sarah: Afraid you've missed the rumble
RobotBones: The rumble has passed
 Boon_33: laroard ate his face?
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 BrowneePointz: I love that they cast Friend of the Show Sungwon as an ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD!
aitsu100: Doug is just worse Jotaro
 AlsoSopranoCat: I mean, I always figured 'Existential Dread' would be more threatening, scary....this is more like my jerkbrain.
 TehAmelie: if Existential Dread was nice to hang with it would be easy huh
 josh___something: Eugh
 VinylMinty: Alright im gonna head to bed. I'll be back for hopefully the pubg. Enjoy dating Kathleen and jordynne!
 Boopity: Yeaah, this is giving more... self-hate than existential dread to me
 TruPhantomAngel: I am...not surprised existential dread is just an asshole. That's why you keep picking on me.
 public_key_reveal_party: @alsosopranocat I mean, putting this kinda voice on my jerk brain voice was helpful for me unironically
 LithelyUnshod: Is that Sungwon Cho?
 josh___something: LMAO
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
 ElementalAlchemist: nice
 RandomTrivia: REKT
 IanAllenBird: lmao get fucked
 Boopity: 
 theinvulnerabletide: XDDDD
 GrassVortex: 
 aussie_rob_w: BYE DOUG
 InconsiderateHat: Hahahah get wrecked
 TruPhantomAngel: BYE Doug
 accountmadeforants: 
 Micalovits: That huh was great
 Shadowsoflife: @LithelyUnshod Yes
 nyoomgoom: get hecken bodied doug lmaoooooo
 Astramentha: 🤌
 GhostValv: 
 radioshackraider: Now this is gotta be a hot date
 ElementalAlchemist: oooh, hot
 TehAmelie: Loki?
 aussie_rob_w: Thanks Kathleen that was great
 itira: dear me oh my
 RedNightmare7: That's just a Savvas!
 NewtyNewts: Guess it is the fireplace as well?
 Boopity: Amazing, we are so back
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, he's... hot 
 GrassVortex: 
 hackingducks: time to get out the potion of resist fire
silenceaux: Some amount of pompadour going on
 NightValien28: hot damn
 AlsoSopranoCat: @public_key_reveal_party Yeah, I believe it.  I was just expecting something more from Dread.
 ClockTamer: Fire Pomadour!!!!!
 groulux: love their hair!
 avi_miller: Dante Bosco!
 JDMan94: YO
 Singenmeister: it’s zuko
 TruPhantomAngel: Is this Zuko!?!?
 Jillexie: A Fire Genasi
YeOldeMark: Zuko
 nyoomgoom: oh my god
 RandomTrivia: Oh shit, it IS Dante Basco!
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 cryptidsamoyed: zukoooo
 flatluigi: this is dante basco!
 GhostValv: yep it's Dante Basco
 TehAmelie: that's some stunt casting
 BlueChloroplast: @phoenixmelior they are away from Doug now!
 NewtyNewts: Dante the Inferno!
 NorthstarTex: YEP
 RedNightmare7: Dante playing Dante. Excellent
 nosole: Of course he's the fire character lol
 TruPhantomAngel: Dante is just playing...Dante. lol
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Zuko!!!!
 innerbeard: Zuko!
 TheElrad: it's Zuko from Avatar 
 InconsiderateHat: OMG WHAT
 Austere_Squire: ZUKO????
 AlsoSopranoCat: I mean, I only got here at Lyric, but are any of these datables not insufferable?
 Jillexie: Zuko!
 Thagnok: The American Dragnon!
 Micalovits: So many fire puns
 NightValien28: HONOR
 Austere_Squire: Flameo, Hotman!
 flatluigi: @AlsoSopranoCat yeah some are sweet
 nosole: That is just Zuko but slightly higher pictched
 protojman: oh snap. that's great
 Boopity: @AlsoSopranoCat We've met a few who were sweet
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 AlsoSopranoCat: Cool, so I just came at a bad time
 Lord_Hosk: Subtlety is not their forte
 RandomTrivia: 
 TruPhantomAngel: Dante is my wingman, love it.
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 ElementalAlchemist: mmm, cheese
 RedNightmare7: Ok, what kind of pick-up we talking here, kiddo
 BrowneePointz: @AlsoSopranoCat there's like 100 of them, they're all character archetypes that means they go hard on the theme
 Jigokuro: Log pompadour is a slick idea
 Critterbot: Oh shit, Rufio? They guy from Hook? This is him? Cool! 
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 avi_miller: Lmao, melting the ice, from the fireplace
 AlsoSopranoCat: @BrowneePointz Aaahh, I see
 Jobot180: Why do you need pick up lines when you can literally pick up objects?
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 itira: 
 ghizmou: ewwwwwww
 Boopity: Ewwwwwwwww
 theinvulnerabletide: pffffffft
 avi_miller: Lmao!
 TehAmelie: i'm now sure Zuko has some scarred vocal cords. great character detail in that 20 year old show
 GrassVortex:  
 GhostValv: gottem
 RedNightmare7: Queen
 nyoomgoom: hahhhahahaha
 ContingentCat: 
 itsaysTRUENO: fatality
 Boopity: Top tier response
 AlsoSopranoCat: Yeah, I'd laugh my ass off at that too
 Desruprot: @Jobot180 a whole hearth is hard to pick uo=p
 Austere_Squire: "He did and i don't know why."
 josh___something: HAHAHAHAHAA, that killshot
 RedAlexxis: oof, total wipeout
 cmdrud87: Yeah, I can't really see Graham doing pickup lines...
 AlsoSopranoCat: perfect time for vicious mockery
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 avi_miller: whoofa
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 ContingentCat: ouchhh
 RedAlexxis: so good!
 NewtyNewts: I feel like the putdown line there is 'Agreed. You would be the last thing I'd do in Montreal'
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 hackingducks: wow.
 baltimore_667083: 
 nyoomgoom: pffff
 RedNightmare7: Huh, that would be impressive
 MalFnord: the long game
 Sleepy__Alice: yeah i think that would get me
  SmithKurosaki: Long game
 spethycakes: you have to keep interacting with them
 Gnuttor: Hi everyone! Long time no see!
 Boopity: I would literally forget after 3 months and be like... I'm sorry what?
 AlsoSopranoCat: I'd have totally forgotten a person with that spacing
 frnknstn: "yeah, you do look like the very last thing I would do in Montreal"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “hey baby, looking for some disappoint__nt?  because all that’s missing is ME”
 spethycakes: Dante Basco sends me
Christopher Peterson: Is that Chris Parnell doing the voice?
M L: rumble was day 1
M L: that's SonWon, I believe.
Christopher Peterson: That makes sense, I've always thought he sounded like Chris Parnell :D
Ole-Christian Nilssen: Oh no, he's hot!
Firestar4041: aaaand its Zuko
  Simriel: RU FI OHHHHH!
Gaz-L: I hope they get Dante to front for the Avatar MTG set like Ben Starr did for FF
Firestar4041: You ever wonder what voice actors think of their road maps?
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Firestar4041: how long does it take you to do laundry?
 AlsoSopranoCat: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff YES
 Austere_Squire: not for good reasons from his perspective
 ContingentCat: I've got brain problems so I'd forget
 hackingducks: yeah that's a memorable one.
 ContingentCat: that's cute yeah
 avi_miller: Aww
 NewtyNewts: It's a good one
 jacqui_lantern234: thats actually kinda cute
 spethycakes: I like the "if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?"
 Mollylele: somebody did the counting shoulders to me once in a bar and I brushed off their hand like a bird had pooped on me
 ContingentCat: I'm so bad at pick up lines
 BrowneePointz: My love of Puns here is KILLING me
 jacqui_lantern234: jordynne.... i play a pirate in the SCA
 josh___something: 
 itsaysTRUENO: dante is all hot air
 AlsoSopranoCat: I guess the problem with some lines is they're cute if you're interested or already dating, but if not they're cringe at best
 TruPhantomAngel: So my partner was hit on recently at a Start Trek event, and they asked them if they knew what the Kobayashi Maru was as pick up line. They answered, and said, "And unlike Kirk I dont cheat." then walked off. lol
 tezzatipoca: I'm tall and the arm around the shoulder does not usually work for me
 public_key_reveal_party: That's beautiful Molly
 avi_miller: So many flame puns
 tezzatipoca: they'd have to count hips xD
 hackingducks: ZING
 itsaysTRUENO: Everyone disliked that.
 Astramentha: oh nooooo
 josh___something: Oh... we're too pathetic to do this right now
 RustZenith: Been with this guy around 9 months, I'm keeping these things in mind to be a little cheesy
 BrowneePointz: The best pickup lines are the ones that respect boundaries
 avi_miller: lmao
 Boopity: The stats mechanic seems a little rough to work with, considering... you can't really work on them consciously unless you have a guide to know who to talk to first without locked options
 AlsoSopranoCat: Like a baby wipe?
 itsaysTRUENO: Dante wants a mantle piece of that ass hello
 AlsoSopranoCat: smooth, but sensitive
 InconsiderateHat: I'm torn between appreciating Dante and not being into a player
 dsmead2015: !next
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 spethycakes: @Boopity there is in-game stuff that helps with this!
 Boopity: @spethycakes Ohhh, good to know
 TehAmelie: what could go wrong?
 BrowneePointz: This is a WHOLE ass game
 GhostValv: coffee before bed is great 
 josh___something: There's SO much game in this game
 RandomTrivia: It really lives up to its name
 ContingentCat: that sounds exhausting
 Shadowsoflife: yeah poly rep
 BlueChloroplast: Oh myyy
 LilyOfTheVeil666: There's 100 dateable objects
 TehAmelie: for once, a dating game that doesn't force an ending within like 2 weeks
 BrowneePointz: omg Abel the Table
 Astramentha: awwwwwww
 BrowneePointz: 10/10 pun
 avi_miller: She is so cute
 public_key_reveal_party: Polyamory is very cool, but my time management is nowhere near good enough for dating that many people
 josh___something: I love both of them
 itsaysTRUENO: this reminds me Toyota created the Prius Impossible Girls where each component of the car was a distinct anime girl
 radioshackraider: Abel is great at putting up with Kopi's shit I guess
 SnowBuddy18: "everyone likes coffee" is fundamentally wrong
Barb4rian: Mmmm good choice Kopi
 IanAllenBird: I'm so sorry kopi I don't like coffee
 TruPhantomAngel: "Everyone loves coffee" as I look at my partner and laugh. XD
 RedNightmare7: Do we drink it?
 rabbitgta: Sounds like my wife
 Twilight_Spark: This will end well.
 bytecaster: Lots of couples to ship in this, huh?
 flatluigi: oh maybe that isn't going to work since we didn't drink it
 flatluigi: rip
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 TehAmelie: i like coffee that's chilled and tastes nothing like coffee
 MadMadameK: no it doesn’t have a restricted number of days, it’s up to how many you talk to and when you advance the plot by reaching love/friendship/hate end on everyone to advance stats
 spethycakes: hmmm
 radioshackraider: (Kopi Luwak is civit coffee)
 krngreggo: oops
 Voidhawk42: RIP, didn't drink the coffee
 AlsoSopranoCat: I'm just wondering if the bed is super supportive or clingy
 Boopity: Oh
 RedNightmare7: Ah
 BlueChloroplast: Diary?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ah, a diary
 josh___something: Oh no, it's our diary?!
 AlsoSopranoCat: AAAH kitty clock!!
Barb4rian: Ads why!? Just as we meet books
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, hello...
 NewtyNewts: So this is... our personal notes?
 bytecaster: Finally someone who REALLY knows us
  TXC2 returns
 Voidhawk42: I know someone who dressed like this IRL. She's very cool
 Zerragonoss: This game is much less horrifying as a shipping simulator than a dating game.
  TXC2: how we doing chat?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @AlsoSopranoCat All the clocks in the house are cats
aceviru: that's cute
aceviru: Unlike Kathleen, this guy is so not on fire
  Sarah: Love that they let you be poly
  Sarah: Especially with this many dateables XD
aceviru: oooh that sounds delicious
 MadMadameK: it took me several hours  to meet everyone and advance the relationships
 BrowneePointz: big ups to the Devs on this
 tezzatipoca: Aaaaand that's Felicia ^.^
 bytecaster: That is a lot
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 AlsoSopranoCat: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters AAAAH must date all the kitties!
 Boopity: 
 Micalovits: Oh look, its me!
 itsaysTRUENO: hello let's depersonalize together 
 Barb4rian: @InconsiderateHat Thanks for the gift sub!  
 aussie_rob_w: That's neat.
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I like how they handle that
 nosole: That is super neat
Genie_M: That's cool
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @AlsoSopranoCat Well, they are all one character.
 MalFnord: That's well done
 nyoomgoom: oh!
 Boopity: First stat 
 GrassVortex: such a fantastic way to handle sensitive topics
 bytecaster: This game has Poise? Does it influence how well you can block?
 ProcyonFlynn: Ooh, S rank in Sass 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speedrun strats
 AlsoSopranoCat: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters boo, oh well, at least 1 kitty to date
 spethycakes: the game really cares about not forcing you into things that might be distressing
 Zerragonoss: I have never seen content warning and speed run tech overlap.
  TXC2: bytecaster  stagger resist from being kissed 
 malsareus: so it has persona stats, we gonna eat a huge hamburger or what?
 hackingducks: speedrunners must hate this game. so much voiced dialog
 MadMadameK: you actually need to get all the points to complete the game and leave
 ClodiumSoride: Ah. Befriending or be-enemy-ing dateables in certain order makes others easier to resolve.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Teddy and Able
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @hackingducks They would just click through it
 TruPhantomAngel: Now have incentive to play this game even more. Im curious what Diana is like.
 Boon_33: Doug is Doug
 commentarywife: Speed running this feels counterintuitive.... Surely you want as much story as possible?
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun fwiw we didn't actually drink the coffee so we didn't do the thing that drinking the coffee before bed Does
 Grevas13: this is a pretty cool character design
 spethycakes: @TruPhantomAngel You should absolutely play this!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Speedrunning is a different way of playing a game, experiencing all the content isn't the point of that
 GhostValv: there's a fair amount of comfy characters, but yeah there are more than a few dateables that are rough
 ClodiumSoride: @commentarywife speedrunners probably play the game through at least once first.
 NorthstarTex: @flatluigi this ^^^
  Sarah_Serinde: You can do both or only be interested in one or the other
 flatluigi: the coffee was for abel
 Boopity: @commentarywife Presumably you would speedrun the game after you've already finished it and gotten the story the first time around
 Jobot180: This guy is hitting all my academic buttons
 commentarywife: Fair fair
 Beleqwaya: Is he an ACTUAL magnet
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 KiaStirling: Date! Those! Everythings!
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 AlsoSopranoCat: tbh I'm so distracted by this guy's book mohawk thing
 Razdak: Oh, I thought he was Cameron immediately
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I was already considering buying it, but now I definitely will be, the voice acting alone makes it worth it, so good
 Thagnok: This dude also directed the game. Apparently.
  SmithKurosaki: This is def a Cam cosplay
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh, it's a Marty Stu story?
 TruPhantomAngel: @spethycakes I never thought I was the dating game type, and then watching these streams made me realize..okay I should give it a shot. lol
 Voidhawk42: After Kopi gives you coffee, you have to click on the Cup next to her to drink it
 Boopity: Actual writing tip hours with Kathleen and Jordynee
 BrowneePointz: I mean, if they CAN do anything, the interest can be HOW they go about solving things
 spethycakes: @TruPhantomAngel This game in particular is just so much fun!!
 RedNightmare7: Writer Kathleen immediately has notes
 Jobot180: Editor time
 hackingducks: fuzz aldrin sounds cute in a kids book kinda way
 NewtyNewts: Looking for crimes = adrenaline-seeker
  Sarah_Serinde: I love dating games that give you a platonic option. Even more fun that this one also has an enemies option 
 bytecaster: Looking do do crimes or looking to solve crimes?
 RandomTrivia: bytecaster why not both?
 hackingducks: yeah I agree.
 bytecaster: @RandomTrivia That is how a noir detective usually works out, true
 AlsoSopranoCat: his name is just Detective is great
 Snowcookies: I like 2 lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 hackingducks: #4 is sounding like a chuck tingle novel.
 AlsoSopranoCat: wait we're turning this into a romance? already?
 RandomTrivia: 
 PipeSmokingOwl: Mysterious!
 ContingentCat: 
  TXC2: my Gods the stench of that place 
 AlsoSopranoCat: oh boo
 Boopity: They really just let you write smut from the get-go huh
 LithelyUnshod: @hackingducks Just you wait...
 BrowneePointz: Canary in the cannery is good wordplay
  Sarah: This is a neat way to handle content warnings and still keep you from missing stuff
  Simriel: More games need Poly options
 SmithKurosaki: for surew
 SmithKurosaki: How does it handle CWs?
  Sarah: The glasses pop up and tell you the content warnings for a specific character, ask if you still want to skip it, and then if you skip it, let you pick how you want the relationship to go
 AlsoSopranoCat: for a first project, it's fine
 josh___something: "It's mid" XD
 NewtyNewts: It's 3 now. Cat Time?
 trialbystory: The best story is the one that's actually on the page
 sephsays: perfect is the enemy of good 
 Jobot180: Its a rough draft.
poppymoth: hiii! have yall met penelope yet?
 AlsoSopranoCat: kitty!
 BrowneePointz: What else in the Kitchen can we mess with?
 josh___something: Cat antagonism time!!!
 Boopity: It's antagonize the cat o' clock!
 RandomTrivia: Kitty!
 krngreggo: if u really wanna antagonize the cat, ud break ur appointment
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @poppymoth Doesn't ring a bell
 spethycakes: simply chuffed
 RandomTrivia: Why isn't their name pronounced "Time-othy"?
 Jigokuro: If Lyric is knowledge of all books writing a new book, doesn't that basically make him a LLM? 
silenceaux: I forgot that chuffed is a good cat word
 Boopity: @RandomTrivia Their full name is Timothy Timepiece I think
 gualdhar: Rather polish his wand than his clock 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Jigokuro ...or a well-read author?
 krngreggo: timothy cares more about ur timeliness rather than ur attitude
 Boopity: 
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 josh___something: Honey nooo
 AlsoSopranoCat: sounds like one of those people who try to min-max their vacation and ends up exhausted at the end
 Boopity: The antagonizing has begun
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The best dates are the ones planned down to the minute ahead of time.
 Snowcookies: gosh
 ElementalAlchemist: pfft
 RandomTrivia: 
 ElementalAlchemist: this is ridiculous
 NewtyNewts: This guy...
 ContingentCat: oh god that sounds so anxiety inducing
 Beleqwaya: TImothy has a metronome in his bedroom
 niccus: you ever have [redacted] with an exact bpm
  TXC2: this guy counts bites of food he takes
 aussie_rob_w: Now I really want to play this game (not for this guy though)
CustardIsMassive: Approximately? Not precise enough 
 NorthstarTex: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I have many opinions about Peeps.
 Astramentha: ……omg, this is his KINK
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I mean I'm sure someone is into it.
 AlsoSopranoCat: oh no why is kitty so weird?  I sad now, game ruined /s
 Jillexie: Like, I am anti-tardiness, but this.... is not that.
 BlueChloroplast:     
 niccus: you ever accuse someone of using a click track in bed
 TruPhantomAngel: Alright, who else in this design team has the same kind of cat as me. lol
  Sarah_Serinde: "now"
 RandomTrivia: He's cute but he is too focused
  Sarah_Serinde: Not for me though
 avi_miller: The Cat Twink is antagonizing you about your lack of extreme scheduling
 BrowneePointz: omg Bryce is also Inosuke in Demon Slayer
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Maybe a writer has a cat that wants to be fed on time and the character got out of hand, lol.
 ContingentCat: yeah this is the kind of cat that will scream when dinner is 3 minutes late
 Mangledpixel: puctualiphilia
CustardIsMassive: @niccus I have a metronome on my bedside table  
 gualdhar: I've never met a cat that can tell time. They always want their food an hour early
 Austere_Squire: oh jordynne is me
  SmithKurosaki: same
 bytecaster: Yeah, always take a bus early for something important
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah the flavour of the cat boy being mad at you if you're a second late is A+
 NewtyNewts: Hey, sounds like me.
  Sarah_Serinde: I have definitely done that Kathleen
 ContingentCat: I'm always about 20 minutes early, anxiety as well as transit though
 AlsoSopranoCat: I mean, I have a bossy cat but not like OCD, just general 'you are a minion'
 Boopity: Uhhhhh
 Zerragonoss: If you don’t plan to arrive early if your late you are actually late.
 spethycakes: no thank u, sir
 Boopity: This has taken _a turn_
 Boopity: How the tables turn
 maxthefourth: 
 Duffadash: Fashionably late? More like anxiously early!
 josh___something: This man is rancid
 AlsoSopranoCat: ugh, no, nope, nopey nope, I regret the kitty clock!
 nyoomgoom: lordy 
 itira: @Duffadash this 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I live in a country with the bare minimum of acceptable public transport, so I don't have to arrive 45 min ahead of schedule unless my date is in the unexplored wilderness.
 theinvulnerabletide: oh no you hit his thing
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I wonder if a lot of the characters are like this...
 NorthstarTex: I wonder if there were any UwU outtakes for these convos
 Strebenherz: Kathleen I think the cat is due for some harassment
 spethycakes: @NorthstarTex .... you should play the game
 spethycakes: 
 ElementalAlchemist: scchhheduling!
 ContingentCat: oooo
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen has spotted a knife.
  SmithKurosaki: ooo
 Mangledpixel: knife time!
 NewtyNewts: And now he wants a late-night date??
 gualdhar: I like the cut of the knives' jibb
 TruPhantomAngel: Kathleen is very excited to talk to the knives. lol
 ContingentCat: yess
 AlsoSopranoCat: I am genuinely afraid of what the knife personality might be
 BusTed: 
 ElementalAlchemist: ooooh
 spethycakes: my favorite 
 BrowneePointz: DICE-ke
 NorthstarTex: @spethycakes I watched my partner speak to him at later times yes 
  SmithKurosaki: oh myyyy
 BrowneePointz: 10/10 pun
CustardIsMassive: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Fancy
 AlsoSopranoCat: pretty
 ContingentCat: the teacup on his head is so cute
 DaSunao: Is he a young master?
 Boon_33: Knives, brother of Vash the Stampede
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
  Sarah: So you can pick lovers, friends, or enemies, and get the stat boost that you would get from playing through the relationship
 SmithKurosaki: Thats cool
 SmithKurosaki: Guess that'll help with avoiding the spicier items around the house?
  Sarah: that too
  Sarah: we met someone with a list of mental health troubles and decided not to go into that on stream
peter frank: theodore is my favorite character to bully
 SmithKurosaki: :)
peter frank: or sorry, Timothy. wrong name
Twinnie Onse: Dishes
 flatluigi: this is Daisuke Tsuji, known for being the va for jin in ghost of tsushima
 Jigokuro: Oh, because he's 'china' as in the plates.
  SmithKurosaki: Nice
 spethycakes: you could date the dishware IRL!
 NewtyNewts: These people are so self-absorbed...
 Boopity: 
 Astramentha: OMG
 Lord_Hosk: I mean... it literally has value in money
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean I did give up money to get them, so
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it going to be a pun on the japanese art of repairing dishes with gold and resin?
 BrowneePointz: that's Kintsugi @Thefluffiestguineapig
 Boon_33: knisugi repair
 Micalovits: Can I call dips on him?
 jacqui_lantern234:  I LOVE HIM!!! HE'S BAE
 Boopity: Is... is he actually managing our dishes for us?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I always forget the word
  SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePointz No you're thinking of... (nah, Brownee is right)
 gualdhar: Oh no its his dick
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 IanAllenBird: : o
 AlsoSopranoCat: ~facepalm~
 PhoenixMelior: Oh MYYYYY
 spethycakes: 
 Boopity: Oh my
 itsaysTRUENO: the floor has a bulge ok game
 jacqui_lantern234: 😳
  TXC2: hard muscle you say
  Sarah_Serinde: *fans self*
 Boopity: Where was this on the fanfic trope tier list yesterday
 nyoomgoom: gasp
 RandomTrivia: Oh my
 nosole: He saved the dishes... obvs
 Astramentha: oh my
 itira: 
 BlueChloroplast: Anime moment!
 hackingducks: top ten anime moments
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 ContingentCat: 
 electra310: Oooh
 RandomTrivia: @itsaysTRUENO To be fair, we can probably date the floor
  SmithKurosaki: I approve of this one
 NorthstarTex: D:
 Astramentha: D:
 jacqui_lantern234: D:
 spethycakes: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki I mean he definitely cares more about the dishes than us right now, but still
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 FromBrainToKeyboard: This reminds me, I need to message my husband about new dishes 
 PhoenixMelior: Wow
 ContingentCat: 
 commentarywife: coffee?
 quasi79fu: ok question if you can date eveerything does that mean the ceiling and the walls of the house?
 NorthstarTex: coffee
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Perform kintsugi on yourself!
 flatluigi: the coffee now might work
 thetoastmonster: the toaster is hot stuff
 ContingentCat: lights?
 Jigokuro: Why is it dark?
  TXC2: Jigokuro  it's night time?
 HavenDragon: globe shadow
 Voidhawk42: Coffee!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Record player?
 MadMadameK: fuuuuuuuse boooox
 flatluigi: jordynne you should 100% show off your favorites
 pookahbee: So... do we feel like... doing the dishes?
 TruPhantomAngel: I found it funny I looked up the wiki for Daisuke Tsuji to see what else he's been in...and the first thing the wiki says is he worked at a local Coffee Bean. Alright.
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 electra310: 
 public_key_reveal_party: That is a hell of a first time chat
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 AlsoSopranoCat: feeling a spark?
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 Lord_Hosk: things are going to get turned on
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  TXC2: Micalovits  
 IanAllenBird: oh??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So many puns!
 HavenDragon: ok yeah love this one
 Micalovits: For the fuse box!
  Sarah_Serinde: Nearly back up to 8 hours
  TXC2: sparks gonna fly with this one
 PhoenixMelior: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ayy
 spethycakes: I am giddy
 electra310: 
 AlsoSopranoCat: some electric tension in the air
 Boopity: I'm flustered just from the music
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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CustardIsMassive: I don't think I've seen this one 
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Speakeasy? this is wonderful
 TalpTheScot: dont adjust your twitch, jordynne has just gone that colour
 AlsoSopranoCat: woah!
 Boopity: Fantastic outfit
 NorthstarTex: *fans self*
 ContingentCat: o m g
 PhoenixMelior: Oh. Oh my.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 lamina5432: good lookin dude
 FromBrainToKeyboard: oh my
 Boopity: 
 aitsu100: oh hello
 commentarywife: haha, Kathleen's face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so on board for this
 nyoomgoom: ohh
 theinvulnerabletide: oh so we found jordynne's type
 PhoenixMelior: Lestat de Lion HUNK
 DaSunao: He's got the shoulder overcoat
 itira:  
 InconsiderateHat: Oh no the fusebox is hot
 MalFnord: I want that coat
 ghizmou: lmao, jordynne is so flustered, love it
 angrytulips: big astarion vibes
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Hi Lestat
 HavenDragon: him... *blushes*
 MadMadameK: bring me Eddie
 ContingentCat: 7lol are you ok Jordynne
  SmithKurosaki: Oh heck ye
IslandersCaper: 
 BrowneePointz: JONAH SCOTT!
 Zerragonoss: I am not sure Jordynne would survive a full playthrough of this game.
 goombalax: oh its Neil Newbon!
 NewtyNewts: Laying it on thick right away
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne is so happy lol
 goatprince: hey jordynne are you holding yourself together
 Boopity: The Jordynne giggles are the best 
 flatluigi: @goombalax no he's the washing machine
 DaSunao: @InconsiderateHat Oh no, that's dangerous!
 BrowneePointz: nope it's Jonah Scott!
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao Jordynne out here having A TIME 
 lightfut: Jordynne's giggles are infectious
 Boon_33: a real live wire
 Beleqwaya: Simon Belmont trying out new fashion?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is just a puddle now
 AlsoSopranoCat: I believe this is where the "oh no he's hot" meme goes
 nyoomgoom: oh damn
 jacqui_lantern234: im SO HERE for jordynnes giggles
 spethycakes: @jacqui_lantern234 I am also having A TIME but thankfully (for my dignity) not on camera
 MadMadameK: both of them tho
 NewtyNewts: !clip
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 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne CANNOT
 UltraVioletVodoo: i love him soooooooo mcuh
 InconsiderateHat: @DaSunao Oh no, call an electrician!
 SymphonySolstice: we're losing her! we're losing her!
 public_key_reveal_party: The power of inflection
 IanAllenBird: kmjnhikomjnuik
 MadMadameK: tho Eddie is my fav
 BrowneePointz: yall might know him as Legoshi from Beastars
 Micalovits: Why does he have suicide cords on his shoulders
 FromBrainToKeyboard: love it
 Astramentha: XD JORDYNNE
  Sarah: I just got new dishes and it's so nice to have good ones. and a set that isn't half broken...
  Sarah: These character summaries are so good to have when there are so many people to talk to and only so many interactions you can have in a day
  Sarah: You could end up going a long time without interacting with someone
Abaddon2501: Are you ladies going to finish this at some point? Plz say yes *crosses fingers*
  Sarah: It's possible but hard to arrange. Most of the time Jordynne is across the country from everyone else
  Sarah: But last year they did a second stream of the game they played in the subathon so it's always possible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heheheheheheheh
 AlsoSopranoCat: wait, what?  Jordyne what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne I cackled out loud
 jacqui_lantern234: @spethycakes we're watching people play a dating sim, we had no dignity to start with 
 ElementalAlchemist: hmhmhmhmhm
 electra310: @Micalovits He's a bad boy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's such a good pun name
 flatluigi: Jonah Scott is doing a great job
 AlsoSopranoCat: what does that mean???
 Jillexie: Jordynne 
 nyoomgoom: hiiii voooolt hi volt hiii
 ylegm: Damn, I was hoping for Kirchoff
 spethycakes: EXCUSE ME, SIR
 ContingentCat:  it's ok Jordynne
 Therberus: I don't think I've heard Jordynne giggle before 🤣
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jonah Scott clearly had so much fun with this
 jacqui_lantern234: SIR!!!!!! 😳
 flatluigi: Jonah Scott is Legoshi in Beastars
 NewtyNewts: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallGeniusSwallowOSfrog-HFw71RYcIggMudtx
  TXC2: Jordynne breathe 
  SmithKurosaki: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Hello Kitty is a human girl? And she's British!
 Jobot180: This is adorable
 MalFnord: This kills the Jordynne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Therberus I have but not this much, and not so much they can't speak
 spethycakes: chewing the scenery....and my heart
 PsychoI3oy: static? nah, this is 240 split phase
 Astramentha: oh no he’s hooooooot
vengeancepaladin: hello 
 PhoenixMelior: Wow shes so embarrassed
  ani_laurel: so we found Jordynne's type
 MadMadameK: I love himmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The difference in reactions is perfect
 ContingentCat: Do we need to take a break for Jordynne?
 Skye_Stryke: I love the contrast of reactions to this lmao
 Boopity: Jordynne's reaction to this is giving me lige
 Boopity: *life
 RedNightmare7: Gods this guy is smooth
 BrowneePointz: He's 100% Victorian/Edwardian Vampire coded and I'm here for it
 Micalovits: It is very funny to see how this is so much for Jordynne, and Kathleen is just screaming "Boundaries!"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LRRbot I heard Hello Kitty is now a Ninja Turtle.
 PhoenixMelior: Is this the one male archetype Jordynne likes?
 spethycakes: 
 MadMadameK: EDDIE
 AlsoSopranoCat: is this the surge protector?
 CodenameBluebird1: Jordynne is having a time lol
 nyoomgoom: ohhhh two of them
 TruPhantomAngel: I feel like dating Volt could be...deadly...lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 flatluigi: they're a duo!
 MadMadameK: my favorite person
 ContingentCat: ooo
 PhoenixMelior: Trio??????
  TXC2: this is getting out of hand
 InconsiderateHat: Oh no, these are both for me
 Therberus: This sparks joy
 flatluigi: eddie is ALSO jonah scott
 uneactrice: But clearly you have to date both.
 NewtyNewts: Must be the real live wire of the pair
 PhoenixMelior: Polycule option?????
 Beleqwaya: The pinstriping using cables is amazing.
 AlsoSopranoCat: surge protector
 SymphonySolstice: oh is he...the ground?
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY CRAP EDDIE 😳
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Jonah Scott must have had SO MUCH FUN
 PsychoI3oy: eddie currents?
 spethycakes: I've never been so invested in eyeliner
 BrowneePointz: Yall this is just Electric Lestat and Wires Louis
 flatluigi: volt is the electricity and eddie is the wires
 PhoenixMelior: Holyshit
 jacqui_lantern234: this is the most ive been attracted to men in a HOT MINUTE
 TruPhantomAngel: @BrowneePointz accurate
 InconsiderateHat: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
 MadMadameK: no he’s better that Louis
  SmithKurosaki: Volt > Eddie for me, but mood
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 MalFnord: @BrowneePointz A perennial audience pleaser!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz You're so right
 PhoenixMelior: We can fix them.
 Cptasparagus: missed opportunity for Volt and Amp?
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz HOLY SHIT 
 Singenmeister: omg those giggles
 MadMadameK: Eddie is fav
 gualdhar: Great place to plug in the toys
 goombalax: I detect some resistance between them, at least 50 ohms
 lightfut: Is this date everything or couples therapy everything?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is this another couple we can get back together
 spethycakes: my GOD I was not ready for this at (checks watch) 11:27 in the morning
 LilyOfTheVeil666: All I'll say is: Eiffel Tower
  Sarah_Serinde: @lightfut Yes
 PhoenixMelior: Who is this jonah scott and is he hot? Asking for me,
 Micalovits: Adam?
 Boopity: The spotlight lmaooo
 MadMadameK: no check on Eddie 😔
 jacqui_lantern234: @LilyOfTheVeil666 LILY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LilyOfTheVeil666 heheheheheheheheh
 BrowneePointz: @PhoenixMelior he's Legoshi in Beastars among others
 PhoenixMelior: @lilyoftheveil666 YES
 Boopity: Kathleen just wants to fix people's relationships 
 InconsiderateHat: @PhoenixMelior https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7112121/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO NONONONO
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 TruPhantomAngel: XD
 quasi79fu: elvis
 adept_nekomancer: That's likely to cause a short circuit
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 BrowneePointz: This is Robbie I think
 nyoomgoom: phhfhfhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No water in this club
 TruPhantomAngel: Yep, your shower is Elvis
 Astramentha: incredible
 BrowneePointz: one of the other creators
 jacqui_lantern234: pfft omg XD
 flatluigi: this is Robbie Daymond
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 MadMadameK: yeah that’s Robbie
 itira: oh god, im never using the shower ever again  
 FromBrainToKeyboard: lol
 Cptasparagus: Robbie!
 spethycakes: I love Robbie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok Elvis
 BrowneePointz: yep this is Robbie
 quasi79fu: my ears are bleeding lol
 ContingentCat: 
 Mangledpixel: yeeesh
 DaSunao: I missed the beginning of this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
 coachNelly: dating your showerhead is a bit on the nose
 FromBrainToKeyboard: great
 Boopity: 
 BrowneePointz: Tuxedo Mask everyone
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @itira I'm never using the shower in the fuse box again.
 PhoenixMelior: WHAT
 niccus: look, the acoustics is differen
 Boopity: Those last two lines were completely incoherent, amazing
 gualdhar: this is the worst Johnny Cash ever
 BrowneePointz: OUR VACUUM IS HOT
 Barb4rian: I love Robbie
 BrowneePointz: WTF
 Jobot180: He's Elvis, but singing Cash?
 IanAllenBird: meeting so many people in here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck is our vacuum SO HOT
 josh___something: Travis willingham? 😳
 TruPhantomAngel: The microwave is just Duke Nukem. lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly listen, dont knock showerhead until youve tried it 😏 
 CodenameBluebird1: ooh no the vacuum is hot.
 PhoenixMelior: Oh EDDIE
 coachNelly: 
 QuixoticScrivener: vacuum had strong ghostbusters vibes
 hackingducks: is the electrical outlet Michael JACKson?
 NewtyNewts: watch out, if your vacuum is hot you should let it cool off.
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  I mean, they're all hot 
 MadMadameK: eddiiiiiie
 ElementalAlchemist: the vacuum shouldn't be so hot
 ElementalAlchemist: but it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many people did we add just now?
 Ritaspirithntr: @josh___something yes
 spethycakes: I hate that I find the withholding attractive in this case
 quasi79fu: i like eddie
 DaSunao: All these hot appliances, y'all really need some electrical safety in here
Abaddon2501: *crosses fingers and toes*
Twinnie Onse: Even if they don't finish. I wish they could realize some stuff.
  Sarah: Well, we've still got an hour and a half I think, so we'll see where they get to :)
peter frank: ah, they enjoy both the closet boys
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Twinnie Onse: Better Sebastian from Stardew?
Twinnie Onse: Wait. Shane. Not Sebastian.
 IanAllenBird: 
 theinvulnerabletide: I'm oblivious in a cute way though
 Boopity: @spethycakes That's the great thing about fiction, that you can explore ideas and characteristics that would be incredibly off-putting in real life 
 LithelyUnshod: Emily Axford!
 MadMadameK: you shoulda po led the top one he laughs at it
IslandersCaper: @theinvulnerabletide can confirm 
  TXC2: DaSunao  OSHA comes in bonking everything with the horney stick
 ElementalAlchemist: do we have an inventory with yesterday's coffee in it or something?
 MadMadameK: he doesn’t mind when you’re an ass back
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 ContingentCat: when you say it like that
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you mean Chairem Anime
 theinvulnerabletide: @IslandersCaper 
 BrowneePointz: Emily Axford is KILLING this VO
 chanterelleton: is this Emily Axford?
 chanterelleton: oh yep
 flatluigi: people who know more about this game: can we date sam
 TruPhantomAngel: Is is wrong I think Sam is the Water Cooler from that one Jackbox game?
 Boopity: No, all these people are _terrible_, Sam
 ContingentCat: none of your business Same
 ContingentCat: * Sam
 quasi79fu: mommm Kathleeens trying to date the garbage disposal
 KharadBanar: I love how she doesn't enunciate the "lol", not even laughing a little bit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dislikes being asked Questions
 TehAmelie: are they alternating currents?
 MadMadameK: no you can go any time
 UltraVioletVodoo: first time i went to the club was the morning
 Micalovits: You want to sleep in the bed, not WITH the bed
 Beleqwaya: Furniture a tres?
 Kezshra: Omg, it took me too long to recognize Emily Axford's voice..
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 flatluigi: the toilet is very good
 spethycakes: oh yes
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh, toilet's gonna have some dirt to dish
 PhoenixMelior: Lets go date the porcelain throne
 LithelyUnshod: You'll have fun with him
 Vonbane: have they opened any drawers yet?
  TXC2: TehAmelie  ones electricity, the other wires
 Boopity: Bracing for whatever madness this is going to bring
 LilyOfTheVeil666: YESSS
 MadMadameK: on no not jean loo
 Therberus: Date, that turrrlet
 SkylerRingtail: Oh god, the toilet. What is that going to be...
 Brozard: Can you date the credits?
 AlsoSopranoCat: I assume the toilet wnats you to sit on it's face
 flatluigi: they are specifically avoiding erika ishii vonbane
 ElementalAlchemist: well, I tried
 flatluigi: @Brozard yes!
 itira: oh dear
 MadMadameK: you can date the credits
 TruPhantomAngel: ugh...
 RedNightmare7: Oh, B
 SkylerRingtail: Wut
  TXC2: oh no
 PhoenixMelior: Plumbob?
 TruPhantomAngel: I feel like Im gonna hate them.
 Brozard: @flatluigi excellent
 thatguysteve2709: Accurate
 Therberus: Does he have a "potty mouth" 
 marshallade: hoping for "john"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: what have we done
 Boopity: UNHINGED
 gualdhar: It better be ballcock
 Voidhawk42: @PhoenixMelior Ballcock
 ContingentCat: oh noooo
 BtEtta: Make way for piss.
  TXC2: instead of Rap, they should be a scat singer 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 quasi79fu: yikes
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 itira: D:
 NewtyNewts: Oh no, he's into it.
 Boon_33: B-rabbit
 goombalax: HES FREEEENCH
 niccus: sounds pissed
 Therberus: WHY IS HE FRENCH?
 GrassVortex: 
 Amboss2: I am so happy I can be here to experience Kathleen seeing this
 TehAmelie: DJ Flow
 Boon_33: Mom's Spaghetti!
 MrSarkhan: 
 uneactrice: lulz
NimrodXIV: jeebus
 Lord_Hosk: Nope
 UltraVioletVodoo: omg
 quasi79fu: eminem he isnt
 flatluigi: incredible
 TruPhantomAngel: no no, god no....
 Gekyouryuu: he's the John AND the Loo
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING XD
 Micalovits: This... Is actually decent
 GrassVortex: wow
 theinvulnerabletide: damn he actually has flow
 commentarywife: sounds just like an epic rap battle
 josh___something: oh god... he's FRENCH
 rhapsodyblue92: oh the *sounds*
 ContingentCat: lol of course he's french, I hope there's a Fountain reference somewhere
 hackingducks: french vanilla ice
 Master_Gunner: oh no, he's french
 Mathwyn: Hell yeah
 SkylerRingtail: Jean Loo Pee-card?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's FRENCH
 RealGamerCow: lol the floater mic
 thatguysteve2709: Never mind love the toilet
 niccus: birdy no-no
Scarbble: lmao the TP EP
 northos: (the word toilet comes from a French word, for those asking)
 Boopity: Not the TP EP
Mai_Andra: "John Loo" 
 Jigokuro: Ah, the age old hypothetical "if your toilet was sapient, would you rather it love being used or hate it?" come to life.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is his necklace the weird shell reference to that one movie?
 BrowneePointz: so this is the FINAL game lead Max Mittelman
 zebrashark3: John Loo Pissoir, Lil' Crapper is the best name in all of video gaming
 QuixoticScrivener: the puns on this one make me uncomfortable.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But there is only one shell, not 3
 UltraVioletVodoo: this is amazing
 Micalovits: Ouch
 UltraVioletVodoo: im crying
 BrowneePointz: and yes, the Studio heads gave themselves all OFF THE WALL characters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy SHIT
  Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz This is Amanda erasure 
  SmithKurosaki: OH NO HE DI'NT
 Kezshra: 
 RedNightmare7: I need to know who voiced them XD
 TruPhantomAngel: @Thefluffiestguineapig Indeed
 ContingentCat: Sir
 flatluigi: cool tapes
 RealGamerCow: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, it's the flapper valve that is connected to the float ball that he is using as his mic. In a toilet when the water is high enough to lift the float, the chain closes the flapper valve.
 NewtyNewts: uh
silenceaux: ABC. Always Be Crapping.
 DaSunao: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
 spethycakes: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Ritaspirithntr: @RedNightmare7 it truly is Max Mittleman doing a sold French accent
 aitsu100: that C-rap was the shit
 CodenameBluebird1: @Thefluffiestguineapig no it’s the stopper in the upper tank of the toilet lol.
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 pctjoe: excuse me I got to cool rap real quick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Ah, I've never seen it disconnected in that way from the toilet
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun if we're taking suggestions still i think kathleen would enjoy the dishwasher
 hackingducks: frosted toilet brush tips
 SkylerRingtail: OH MY GOD his pendant is the Enterprise
 RealGamerCow: It's definitely something that many people wouldn't recognize if they've never repaired a toilet
Philocalist: Yaaaaas the toilet
Christopher Peterson: Jean Loo Pissour is fantastic
  Sarah: Okay he's kind of amazing
aceviru: lol
Twinnie Onse: Lil Crapper (Note:Cool Rap)
  Sarah: but also no thank you I do not want my toilet to be sentient XD
Christopher Peterson: Rejected by Lil Crapper?
 ElementalAlchemist: a crap battle!
 TruPhantomAngel: No thanks.
 Boopity: "Flattery"
 ClodiumSoride: @SkylerRingtail it's the flapper that seals the tank
 Boopity: This writing is very fun 
 aitsu100: Wee Wee
 Astramentha: WOW
 ElementalAlchemist: hey 
 nosole: Wow Rude
  TXC2: oh snap
 RealGamerCow: is his hair a toilet brush?
 SkylerRingtail: @ClodiumSoride I feel with the character name pun, it's both
 RealGamerCow: topped with a plunger?
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  yeap
 RedNightmare7: I don't really like dating games, but I might have to actually get this one
 flatluigi: @RedNightmare7 it's very fun
 flatluigi: usually i'm challenging my toilet not the other way around
  TXC2: two gallons of what?
 InconsiderateHat: Glad we met the toilet
 Kezshra: 
 itsaysTRUENO: when the student is ready the crapper appears
 niccus: sounds sus
 DaSunao: Okay, two gallon stallion is an excellent line
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh dear..
 ContingentCat: Oooo
 Boopity: Jordynne with the strats
 flatluigi: hvac is great
 Astramentha: omg
 spethycakes: I truly do love the HVAC
 KharadBanar: vent seems sus
 ContingentCat: ohh the air conditioning, so he's going to be chilly yeah
 Boopity: This TENDER PIANO music
 Barb4rian: Robbie again!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
 Boopity: I love him
 Ritaspirithntr: not robbie
 itsaysTRUENO: feel free to vent, buddy
 commentarywife: cold feet haha
 Ritaspirithntr: Navarro
 Barb4rian: Ohhh this is Christian
 BrowneePointz: Have we tried out other stuff in our Office?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But not a content warning
 ContingentCat: lights?
 flatluigi: the dishwasher is very good
 IanAllenBird: the dresser is interesting
 LithelyUnshod: Did we try Dresser yet?
 flatluigi: jordynne might like the computer desk
 ContingentCat: oh fireplace?
 Voidhawk42: shadow
 spethycakes: ooh the blanket on the chair is great
 HavenDragon: shadow pls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat We did Lux and he is an ass
 GhostValv: blanket?
 Ritaspirithntr: @BrowneePointz yes, I want them to check out the office more!!
 josh___something: oh... no
 ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig ah thanks, must have been when I stepped away
 flatluigi: this is one of my favorite new vas, Aleks Le
 BrowneePointz: ALEKS LE!
 Boopity: 
Mai_Andra: The vent story will actually start the next time you talk to it.
 iris_of_ether:   
 Ritaspirithntr:   
 BrowneePointz: Just a small shadow! FROM MEMPHIS!
 TruPhantomAngel: Is this Batman?!?!?
 commentarywife: hahah
 nosole: Mercer?
 Boon_33: a wild zeitgeist appears
 josh___something: not himmmm XD
 ContingentCat: oooo    
 thatguysteve2709: Batman?
 gualdhar: hi Matt
 spethycakes: Aleks Le
 ElementalAlchemist: !
 hackingducks: hork!
 Boopity: Yes
 BrowneePointz: it's Luke from Street Fighter yall
 BlueChloroplast: Batman the DM
 SymphonySolstice: omg hiiiiiii
 Boopity: I'm in
 Saunabath: You can date the darkness!!
 flatluigi: i love aleks le so much
 SkylerRingtail: Well hell-o~
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not a content warning?
 DarkNacht: HOT
 Ritaspirithntr: @commentarywife for once, not Matt
millenomi_Aura: is that matt mercer
 Piratical_tendancies: !
 nyoomgoom: oh, the creature
 Piratical_tendancies: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 flatluigi: matt mercer is only the d20
 DaSunao: Is it a furry? Or a creature?
 PhoenixMelior: What i love this thing
  TXC2: ah the Furry choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @millenomi_Aura No, I think he's the d20
 AlsoSopranoCat: OMG
 Kezshra: 
 ContingentCat: LOL yessss
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
 itsaysTRUENO: perfect
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy
 UltraVioletVodoo: lol
 aitsu100: oooooo i love him
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO
 nyoomgoom: awesome
Scarbble: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
  TXC2: OH COME ON!
 nosole: hilarious
 Boopity: What
 Barb4rian: That name is the best
 Kezshra: Gods help
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 quton: hah
 DaSunao: 
 ContingentCat: So edgy
 RedNightmare7: hahahah
 ClodiumSoride: flawless
 eshplode: 
 hackingducks: terminally online
 defaultedusername: Ah...
 spethycakes: bwahahahaha
 v_nome: LOL
 accountmadeforants: 
  ani_laurel: quail means to cower
 Snowcookies: wut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh mercy
 angrytulips: great name lmao
 chanterelleton: wow, xxxShadowlord420xxx, Kathleen's soulmate
 rabbitgta: Edge l9rd mcgee
 MalFnord: 25/10 no notes
 lightfut: Shadow Lord what now
 defaultedusername: Well that's troubled
 DarkNacht: !findquote edge
  LRRbot: Quote #1638: "The edge of the screen means you die." —Alex [2016-01-22]
 thatguysteve2709: Ohhh it's james
 CodenameBluebird1: jeebus christo
millenomi_Aura: oh it's aleks le
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 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, this is just my OC.
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 Boon_33: finally, the perfect partner
 ElementalAlchemist: This is amazing
 itsaysTRUENO: made of weed smoke
 Beleqwaya: Oh we met the Internet
 Jigokuro: 
 Molladia: ChristChristChristShadddowlord420ChristChristChrist
 snowewolf: Shadow money Gang
 hackingducks: penumbruh
 josh___something: NERD
 NewtyNewts: !findquote shadow
  LRRbot: Quote #3120: "Are you really complaining that you don't have a homicidal shadow?" —Paul, to Ian [2016-08-05]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
 PhoenixMelior: I love this.
FlushmasterCyclonis: It's the incarnation of online gaming voicechat!
 accountmadeforants: This is the guy cussing out your mom on call of duty, incredible
 PhoenixMelior: !game good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 aitsu100: its the Magus from Ancient Magus Bride (the character design)
 Grevas13: oh, he really wanted to explain it
 Kezshra: Gurl help, this is hurting me
 shushu2539: somewhere in the shadows it' 420
 itsaysTRUENO: hey buddy you dropped your Linkin Park cd
 PhoenixMelior: XxxShadlowLord420xxx for ruler of the universe
 aitsu100: @itsaysTRUENO looks more MCR to me
 ClodiumSoride: he is going to be so insecure, and need so much reassuring
 hackingducks: @itsaysTRUENO you misspelled hoobastank.
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's me! romancing objects in my domicile
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks 
 TehAmelie: we already saw the kitchen utensils, but it seems the pizza cutter was somewhere else
  TXC2: TehAmelie  
 aitsu100: ok i need to get this game
 ClockTamer: I just realized his theme is supposed to sound like Shadow The Hedgehog music
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
Mai_Andra: @hackingducks I was just crawling in the dark looking for an answer...
 thatguysteve2709: Did he just say he was an object and not a shapw
 DaSunao: @TehAmelie 
 itsaysTRUENO: maybe some "bring me the horizon"
Victor: SHADOW!
aceviru: Batman
 SmithKurosaki: omg
Twinnie Onse: Shadowlord is great. He reminded me of the LAN parties of old.
 NewtyNewts: So, the goal of the game is to release the shadow within I guess?
 hackingducks: @Mai_Andra EXACTLY.
 CodenameBluebird1: why do I feel like this thing wears a fedora?
 thatguysteve2709: Shadow
 BrowneePointz: it's not quite shitty enough to be Falling in Reverse
 Singenmeister: @ClockTamer Oh butt-rock applies to a lot of things.
 terribleplan: I love the chuuni energy
 ClockTamer: wait, who is his voice actor?
 DaSunao: @CodenameBluebird1 No no, they have mall ninja knives
 BrowneePointz: Aleks Le @ClockTamer
 ClockTamer: thanks
 CodenameBluebird1: @DaSunao hahahaha
 itsaysTRUENO: this is just a glimpse into my twisted mind
 gualdhar: this is the worst monster harem erotica I've ever read
 BrowneePointz: if you watch Oki Oki he also voices Luke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
 Boopity: How is the shadow one of the more palatable dating options in this game 
 coachNelly: is this like your candle or something?
 spethycakes: My Armaments has the same energy as "my cabbages"
 AlsoSopranoCat: this is like everry 16 year old boy from my childhood
 hackingducks: swamp, dark ritual, blade of dark and darker
 flatluigi: @coachNelly he's a shadow
 josh___something: I love this energy, and I hate you XXXShadowlord420XXX
 BrowneePointz: @coachNelly this is Luke's Voice Actor and he's "Darkness Incarnate"
 frameshifty: 1000 Chuuni Powers Activate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Wait, this is Luke's voice actor?????? I'm so excited and impressed with his range
 BlueChloroplast: I wonder what going for 100% hate would do
 iris_of_ether: The anime music is sending me
 coachNelly: sandblast!
 PhoenixMelior: This abomination is perfect
 BrowneePointz: Just a Small Shade...FROM MEMPHIS!
 itsaysTRUENO: its a good thing he lost his skin so we cant see the "DAMAGED" tattoo on his forehead
 Lord_Hosk: Dark Serge?  We know him! Its SNERG
 flatluigi: aleks le is also jiji in dandadan
 nosole: The Great Cataclysm huh...
  TXC2: just a little shadow from Maiami
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh no!! we summoned Nelly!! 
 adept_nekomancer: Someone turned on the lights?
Leonhart321: An edge as sharp as a butter knife
Mai_Andra: be... "befelled" ? 
 ElementalAlchemist: This guy's background music really matchces
 SymphonySolstice: oh I bet he hates the fusebox
 ClockTamer: this guy is adorable
 NewtyNewts: Must've been Lux
 josh___something: He must hate Lux
 Boopity: Oh daaamn
 ClodiumSoride: @SymphonySolstice I think Lux would be his nemesis.
 commentarywife: @SymphonySolstice enemy of Lux more like?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe electricity
 Invitare: was The Great Cataclysm someone turning on the lights?
 MalFnord: who ordered the chuuni?
 commentarywife: though both Lux and ShadowLord are posers
 Zerragonoss: I was more wondering if we can get him to fight the lightbulb.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly, is this game good enough to get a second stream like Dialtown did?
 LiveLittlebird: He's the first one I'm unironically into
 Boopity: @Zerragonoss Amazing sentence out of context
 NewtyNewts: So, who ordered the ham?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Greyah: This guy might be all silly edge, but he's kinda adorkable. The opposite of the lightbulb, actually.
 IanAllenBird: hjmnhjmkh,jl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get him to kill Lux
 josh___something: Kill *them
 spethycakes: omg new Kathleen quote
 ClockTamer: I just want to let him lay in my lap and pet his head while he tells me about his edgy fanfics
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 BrowneePointz: Kathleen has never said truer words ever
 calculated_uncertainties: Must be current.
 Kezshra: Twink Destroyed
 itsaysTRUENO: the shadow only exists as a contrast to light. they are bound to each other.
 nyoomgoom: in minecraft
 Boopity: Obliterate this twink
 Boopity: Oh dear
 malsareus: will nobody rid us if that pestilent twink
 protojman: when did keanu reeves get here
  TXC2: twink gonna experiance two kinds of death
 Ritaspirithntr: @Thefluffiestguineapig Same! Ever since I knew of this game coming out I’ve been waiting for these two to stream it!
 aitsu100: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 aitsu100: hes perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, vantablack pools
 NewtyNewts: You know that by saying that, it just tempts us to ask it to be added further
 Boopity: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen reading our collective minds.
 thesimbiote: Threatening Lux with Twink Death
 Boopity: Even got the intro song
 IanAllenBird: trueeee
 josh___something: He feels so pathetic
 spethycakes: So good
 DaSunao: Wait, are we in the Dirac sea?
 gualdhar: it's the title I came up with in middle school and I'm too lazy to change it
 itsaysTRUENO: this is what a kid writes in their Death Note themed diary
 Mathwyn: Turns out pro wrestlers and anime characters talk exactly the same
 DarkNacht: This is very dark monster romance
martyscurllfan is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
 thatguysteve2709: Ohhh he was a csgo player
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not surprised at all
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  TXC2: martyscurllfan  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Such generosity!!
 TehAmelie: did you know nostalgia was first identified as a medical condition?
 evil_h2o_elf: course
 public_key_reveal_party: To be fair, no underscores or dashes, he got pretty lucky to get that username
  TXC2: yeah it's PTSD
 Mathwyn: This dude rocks
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I don't really get edgelord from this character, just LARPer.
 aussie_rob_w: I remember that guy. He was in The Elite before it was AEW and he had cool merch.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh we should talk to him every day
 rxpalindrome: how about if this is how BBEGs acted in rpgs
 ContingentCat: even edgelords need validation
 Ciijay: We can thank him for awakening us too
 flatluigi: @aussie_rob_w and then he got extremely cancelled
 HavenDragon: i love him so much
 HavenDragon: he's such a dork
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
  TXC2: ContingentCat  I'd say they hunger for it even 
 aussie_rob_w: 10 gift subs is good work 
 Beleqwaya: This guy giving off Chunibyo vibes...
 MAPBoardgames: 
 TruPhantomAngel: da da "What I've done...I'll face myself...To cross out what I've become.."
Twinnie Onse: Speaking of Light inspired twinks, would you be interested in the Candelabra?
 josh___something: His soundtrack was dope
 CodenameBluebird1: okay I kinda love him.
 Greyah: Lux seemed to have no interest in speaking to us, and that feeling was mutual.
 flatluigi: the dishwasher is very good
 spethycakes: oh I think Kathleen would enjoy the candelabra, if we haven't yet
 DaSunao: The true datable is not the globe, but the shadow it casts upon the ground.
martyscurllfan: @aussie_rob_w yeah what happended to him
 commentarywife: interested in the vaccum
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, laundry to get them back together
 Ciijay: Speaking of fan, have we talked to the fan?
 flatluigi: i think kathleen would love the dishwasher
 spethycakes: The laundry was not for me
 SkylerRingtail: What's the most obscure, random thing we can possibly find
 josh___something: Both of them are so much
 Voidhawk42: The Laundry Basket is one of the most toxic around. probably second after Doug
 spethycakes: I found laundry situation extremely triggering
 SkylerRingtail: @Voidhawk42 That bad, huh? Jeez
 aussie_rob_w: I
martyscurllfan: lets go doug
 Voidhawk42: She is the worst
 MadMadameK: you can get a trigger skip for them
 Beleqwaya: Airing out their dirty laundry?
 GhostValv: blanket?
 Ciijay: The cursed thought that came to mind was "Kopi makes me want to pee"
 MAPBoardgames: CAt-clock?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What about the piano?
 aussie_rob_w: I was definitely not talking about a character in the game, I was talking about the Marty 😅
 niccus: i'm surrounded by household objects as we speak
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Ciijay Don't worry, you are not alone.
 Snowcookies: yeah Lyric seems nice
 pookahbee: If Graham were a household item, what would he be?
 Voidhawk42: High recommend we work on unlocking the attic
 flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun i think kathleen would like the dishwasher, you might like the computer desk, and you should probably go down the hidden trap door for that stuff to get into the attic
 accountmadeforants: Shadowlord's also a motivated person with goals!
 Montesque64: Oh, this is the second to last thing of the day!  Do the chair!  she's pretty time limited
 TruPhantomAngel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoisedMoralOryxDxAbomb-QI5HBPoGlza2WBpO
 josh___something: Spill the tea Jordynne, who
martyscurllfan: 
 josh___something: who do you want to show
 Thagnok: What about the one in the bedroom drawer. 😏
 Boopity: I also quite like Lyric for having the most palpable story arc
 MadMadameK: is it Trap Door? 👀 lol
 Montesque64: I think Kathleen would enjoy theater kid chair
 ContingentCat: ooo
 commentarywife: ca clock is great
 cmdrud87: More like Tirst Trap Door
 Snowcookies: yeah we should
 NewtyNewts: Can't do it tonight then, gotta come back tomorrow
 BrowneePointz: She MIGHT also like the PC/Keyboard
 aliumsativum: The locked door to get upstairs?
 nosole: I think I know what I'm playing tonight while my partner is doing Community PUBG lol
IslandersCaper: yesss introduce her to timmy
 josh___something: the hanks
 accountmadeforants: Wait, is that a mirror back there? Can we date the mirror?
 IanAllenBird: have you seen the dresser jordynne?
 Skye_Stryke: Do you know how to open the locked door?
 flatluigi: in case it got missed: i think kathleen would like the dishwasher, you might like the computer desk, and you should probably go down the hidden trap door for that stuff to get into the attic
 UltraVioletVodoo: yes we can @accountmadeforants
 commentarywife: you were going to skip the hamper
 shushu2539: hang out with the hangers
 SymphonySolstice: timmy has to be now then, cause he said come back at 9
 josh___something: The idiot quintuplets
 NickTheDM: Can you romance the locked door? And if you do, can it unlock?
 MadMadameK: Eddie is honestly my top fav tho
 Montesque64: The ship in a bottle is funny
 spethycakes: the credits are also great
 Zaneysed: There is a guy in the basement that you will probably adore
 chrisvonclause: The fridge is great, and the detergent is also excellent
 GrassVortex: again, the character design is fantastic
 MadMadameK: the credits are good but that is Long lll
 ContingentCat: oh no she's adorable
 Ciijay: Ohhh I can see why these two already are kind of rough
IslandersCaper: I am so many hours deep in this game and still obsessed 
 Montesque64: IMO they're both entire and complete messes.
 NewtyNewts: He's got the washing instruction tattoos
 IviaRelle: If you end this with hate, you might get a treat.
 spethycakes: I found her much more horrifying
 Voidhawk42: She deserves a pyschiatrist and some grippy socks
 flatluigi: Johnny Yong Bosch and Laura Bailey, married irl
  TXC2: oh no she's a red head
 itsaysTRUENO: the fabric care symbols as tattoos is a good design
  TXC2: my one weakness
 PhoenixMelior: These two seem nice.
 TehAmelie: Bessie and Lars?
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay yeah I can immediately see why there would be content warnings here
 josh___something: Both of them are such messes
 Ritaspirithntr: @flatluigi glad I know this to be false
 Jillexie: Throw him in the dumpster
 BrowneePointz: Johnny is not married to Laura @flatluigi
 GrassVortex: oh no
 TruPhantomAngel: yikes, okay, I see how this could be bad.
 Boopity: Oh boy
 ContingentCat: oh no it's my ex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ick
 ElementalAlchemist: uh
 flatluigi: oh i have been misinformed
 DarkNacht: They are both real toxic
 BlueMechanic: I like the washing instruction tattoos n his arm
 Lord_Hosk: His tattoos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, can we skip this
 BrowneePointz: Laura Bailey and Travis Willingham are married
 Snowcookies: oh yeah I can see why this might be abusive
silenceaux: Oof, yeah I can see it.
 Strebenherz: No than
 Ritaspirithntr: @flatluigi It’s Laura and Travis
 hackingducks: oh no she's hot.
 Ciijay: I don't want to date either of them but I DO kind of understand wanting to explore trying to help them out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is the skip
 spethycakes: incredibly done and I couldn't appreciate it the way it deserved, sadly
 IanAllenBird: great segue
 BrowneePointz: Travis is the Microwave
  TXC2: !subathon
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 MadMadameK: Travis is the microwave
  Sarah_Serinde: so smooth
 GhostValv: good bit
 Boopity: I do appreciate that this game is capable of not only being a goofy dating sim, but also touch on heavier themes. Especially with the content skip feature.
 Mangledpixel: well segued
 MadMadameK: Laura is the basket
  TXC2: seamless
 Voidhawk42: Grippy socks. One Thousnad Years Grippy Socks!!!
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ive known both of these people
 TruPhantomAngel: @BrowneePointz Wait, is that Larua. Damn it.
 Ciijay: I LOVE that they have the content warnings and how they handle it
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/RYLYciW.jpg
 aitsu100: a sub a thon Jordynne whats that
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, her design is super cute
 ContingentCat: they're an exercise we'll leave for the audience
 Ritaspirithntr: @flatluigi or in this sense the laundry Basket and the Microwave
Elenodul is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 130 in the channel!
 Ciijay: They even let you CHOOSE how you want to handle it
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 PhoenixMelior: Hey, the streamers missed it but I DID contribute subs earlier
 IanAllenBird: oh damn
  TXC2: Elenodul  
 MalFnord: WOAH
 Piratical_tendancies:    
 TehAmelie: wow
 goombalax: holy moly!
 DaSunao:     
 baltimore_667083: 
 nyoomgoom: woooaa
 doozard: My vote is that we go see the bobby pin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy moly generosity!
 CodenameBluebird1: holy moly!
 aussie_rob_w:     
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Hi Elenodul!
 Jigokuro: This *doesn't* have a content-aware skip??
 PhoenixMelior: Oh no worries you're playing a weird game
 ContingentCat: that's going to take a while
 aussie_rob_w:   
cmdrud87 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 350 in the channel!
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to RogmaStratira!
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  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  we're catching them all at the endo the subathon
 hackingducks: @Jigokuro 100% it does, just takes a second
 Boopity: @Jigokuro People are saying it does. Probably about to pop up soon
 TehAmelie: ah, they have better names than i thought
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  TXC2: cmdrud87  
 Boopity: There it is 
 Elenodul: just sold a bit of my magic collection. proceeds to the subathon
 Jigokuro: Oh it's just a bit far in
 aleph_prime: ¡@Elenodul, gracias por la Suscripción de regalo!
 ElementalAlchemist: you don't say
 ElementalAlchemist: fair enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, just that bit was incredibly triggering for me
 Voidhawk42: These two legitimately made my ADHD ass go do the laundry out of fear
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: break up!
 raulghoulia: not a lot of dirks around anymore
cmdrud87 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 355 in the channel!
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to yoursmitegod!
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to pyronils80!
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to AprilTheShy!
aceviru: k
Twinnie Onse: Keith is problematic, but he is needed for Zoey and the attic in general.
peter frank: I was about to ask if we'd bullied Timothy yet. he is my favorite enemy
Twinnie Onse: The are also in the laundry room.
Twinnie Onse: Hanks*
  Sarah: Yeah, yeah I can see why you would have a bad time with the laundry
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to siedeg!
cmdrud87 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Di11y_Di11y!
  TXC2: cmdrud87  
 IaCthulhuFthagn: It could be triggering to people who have dealt with literally any uncomfotable human interaction in their lives.
 gualdhar: I just realized the tattoos are clothing tag symbols
 RealGamerCow: Oh the little instruction tattoos are excellent
 Voidhawk42: They both deserve lobotomies
 Thagnok: It's like Teddy said, "Let it go."
 martyscurllfan: @Elenodul Thanks for the gift sub!
 aussie_rob_w: Oooooooh design
  TXC2: triggering to people who had to watch their parents do this every day for 13 years 
 ContingentCat: at least they're parting well
 pyronils80: @cmdrud87 Danke für das Geschenkabo!  sorry thx for the sub!! 
 Austere_Squire: oh no, i left for a bit to run an errand and DRAMA happened
 MAPBoardgames: It'll be not quite a day before Dirk is sleeping on the floor.
 DigitalSeahorse: how many layers is he on, my dude?
 TruPhantomAngel: "Break them up!" Alright..so Harper are you free..
 PhoenixMelior: Free her!
 chrisvonclause: @Voidhawk42 They're both awful
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Elenodul! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 405)
 aussie_rob_w: Also I like she calls him "Dirky" and then "Dirk"
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, cmdrud87! Welcome to dsavillian, Kaldor17, RogmaStratira, yoursmitegod, and AprilTheShy! (Today's storm count: 409)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, pyronils80! (Today's storm count: 410)
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 ClodiumSoride: "You need to be one for the rest of your life." Huh.
 hackingducks: ghosted?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 ContingentCat: lol yuuuup
 Austere_Squire: did she just Nope out of friendship?
 Boopity: HARPER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 TehAmelie: Dirk is the anthropomorphic personification of our dirty laundry, we could make him stop existing. . .
 public_key_reveal_party: Can I hire a therapist for my laundry hamper?
 Austere_Squire: i... what is happening?
 hackingducks: oooooof.
 flatluigi: oh no friendship tramp stamp
 NorthstarTex: basically we speed ran her storyline
 martyscurllfan: oh a 50 sub
 IanAllenBird: oh no
millenomi_Aura: HARPER??????
 GhostValv: oh no
 nyoomgoom: love how the content warnings have useful descriptions, that's important
 ElementalAlchemist: Harper pls
 Jillexie: Oh no
millenomi_Aura: oh no
 spethycakes: yeahhh
 DarkNacht: She is txic
 NorthstarTex: 
 josh___something: oh honey...
 hackingducks: who is rebel indeed :3
 ContingentCat: oh noooo
 itsaysTRUENO: i feel like i know this person
 josh___something: dear lord no...
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh to be fair, rebel is great
millenomi_Aura: FRIENDSHIP
 Austere_Squire: all of your furniture needs therapy
 BlueChloroplast: Nope
 Boopity: If this is the _skip at the end_, I am so glad we skipped the meat of this story
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, extremely toxic
 MommaGart: I'd get that tattoo tbh
 Voidhawk42: Like I said. Second worst after Doug
CustardIsMassive: 
 NewtyNewts: So quickly toxic
 TehAmelie: Harper may be trying to fill some sort of void inside her
 MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing Rebel is ball-point pen
  SmithKurosaki: yikes
 DreamyPants: kathleen's horrified face at harper 
 ReeceNightshade: Harper is the problem in dirk and her's relationship. she thinks he is cheating on her with everything and won't let him get clean.
 accountmadeforants: Maybe Harper and Dirk deserved one another.
 DaSunao: Guess we can't do laundry ever again
 Austere_Squire: wait, how did she get a tattoo without getting kidnapped by drones?
 Invitare: you know, you said she deserved better, but I'm not sure she's any better than he was...
 raulghoulia: I didn't realize this was Persona
 RedNightmare7: Coffee?
 macbody2: so many red flags with her! I am into it *heart*
 spethycakes: Thanks for skipping that one, team 
 MAPBoardgames: Coffee?
 commentarywife: but the cat wanyted to see you t 9pm
 pctjoe: found my next tattoo
 SymphonySolstice: yep
 Voidhawk42: Remember to drink it!
 josh___something: kopi is so delightful
FlushmasterCyclonis: Have they tried the trash can yet?
 Boopity: Kopi is a delight
 commentarywife: @FlushmasterCyclonis yup
 Austere_Squire: me, in customer service
 Boopity: It's always nice to talk with the normal, nice objects, after having to talk with so many insufferable ones 
 Micalovits: Yes... Caffeine right before bed... Great idea
 spethycakes: Kopi is how I wish I could have been in my barista days
 Jigokuro: Take off glasses to drink coffee after, right?
 hackingducks: she's that barista that completely blanks on you every time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aw, she has customer service amnesia!
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 ClodiumSoride: I just noticed the latte art on her shoulders. The artists really went all-out with character design.
 hackingducks: @Micalovits doesn't bother some of us. I can drink a cup and go straight to bed without issue.
 Austere_Squire: how considerate
 Boopity: This sure seems like a good idea at night
 Ciijay: Kind of reminds me of drinking caffeine before a nap
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The shamrocks.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so profoundly Serge 
 IanAllenBird: lol
 MalFnord: Fair
 public_key_reveal_party: I have never had an Irish coffee but I do want to try one sometime
 Montesque64: Good explanation of Irish coffee to get away from the racism.  Lol
 ContingentCat: just don't call it irish coffee
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Courbon
 Austere_Squire: nah, i've done a worse one
 hauntedchasm: ireland in shambles
 ElementalAlchemist: coffee status: drank
 saucemaster5000: I think ireland has had bigger troubles
 Ciijay: @Montesque64 I was thinking the same way, a good way to handle that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just call it "coffee with alcohol"
 TehAmelie: Northern Ireland gets no say about Irish coffee does it?
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 PhoenixMelior: 7 evil ex employees
 ElementalAlchemist: sure it is, tinfoilhat
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
 UltraVioletVodoo: thats what lore is
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Bourbon and rye works, but a lot of Scotch Whisky goes kinda weirdly with coffee.
  TXC2: hello Raiders!
markvd: In the beninging
 morganlefab: oooooooh Date everything?
 pookahbee: Coffcohol
 niccus: la li lu le lo...
 Montesque64: DEFINITELY not just based on Irish alcoholic stereotypes
 ContingentCat: welcome to this Steve and Raiders
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 baltimore_667083: hi raiders!
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 DigitalSeahorse: date everything? are we able to date the table too?
 BlueChloroplast: Efffing startups
 Austere_Squire: everything changed when the 7 pioneers attacked
 ElementalAlchemist: Then we were playing Universal Paperclips
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, when I lived in Ireland working on archaeology stuff I got the impression they are way more chill than people give them credit for about a lot of stuff. Certain things, absolutely not
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Generosity!!
 TehAmelie: the table may be more interested in the coffee maker
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 RealGamerCow: Calling it "Irish coffee" seems like very much a "this originated in Boston by Irish-Americans" thing
 Austere_Squire: so far it's just put kathleen off her bed
 NorthstarTex: Eddie and Volt on the other hand
 Vonbane: AND appliances, thank you
 Boopity: A lot of the furniture is... a lot
 MommaGart: Just lower your standards and you'll be way more impressed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There isn't Literally Graham in this game
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 DigitalSeahorse: the last two looked like piles of laundry
 TehAmelie: Keyes, the piano, i feel may be hard for us to impress
 morganlefab: Talk to the computer desk 
 public_key_reveal_party: On average, you are moderately warm on these characters
 LithelyUnshod: Desk is very strong
 Bearudite: time to date an anchor
 Austere_Squire: it presented you with the strong, mooring door and you hated him!
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Alfred McDaniel: So does the dirty laundry just get tossed on the floor now?
Twinnie Onse: Hanks are north of these pair. Rebell is in the restroom.
Twinnie Onse: Glasses
txbassdrum: irish coffee is from San Francisco, it's fine
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: incoming ads
 InconsiderateHat: Yeah where's the reliable dad energy in this house?
 DigitalSeahorse:  subs
 PhoenixMelior: I did my part o7
 FaeyaKim: I got a gift sub here at some point 
 commentarywife: @Thefluffiestguineapig what about the teddy?
 PsychoI3oy: Able's pretty (st)able
 Ciijay: The computer desk is strong. Also the wardrobe/desk in the bedroom
 itsaysTRUENO: lowering your standards is the key to not being alone forever
  TXC2: standards are all I have
 Montesque64: the couch is pretty chill
 Austere_Squire: down isn't lateral
 Greyah: Ok, so you're a laundry machine. That don't impress me much.
 MAPBoardgames: Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your standards!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've done such a good job at dodging subs
 commentarywife: Teddy or desk I think are the closest so far
 shushu2539: date the ghost to hit bottom
 Boopity: Dating game characters tend to be messy, because it makes for a far more interesting narrative than just "normal nice healthy relationship"
 pookahbee: Can't get lower? That's quitter talk!
 maxthefourth: Have they tried the wall?
 itsaysTRUENO: china syndrome dating
 NickTheDM: Rock bottom is for people without jackhammers.
 josh___something: Oh there is ALWAYS a lower
 morganlefab: The computer desk is probably a good fit. I'll bet a sub you like them.
  TXC2: the bottom never is
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 malsareus: that's quiter talk, get a bigger shovel
 RoeDent89: So far down until you reach the other side of the planet
  TXC2: sephsays  
 BumiTheMadKing: Thank you!
 DigitalSeahorse:  no movement, only uppies
 josh___something: wait... the love glasses for military?!
 Therberus: The pioneers, that's like the LALILULELO right?
 ContingentCat: I wonder if you can date Jorleen?
 josh___something: HOW
 defaultedusername: Military purposes? Is this where we get ship girls?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: How do you use these for military application?
 Boopity: What do you mean military application of the furniture fuck glasses
 TruPhantomAngel: Uh...how would this work with the military?
 FaeyaKim: Ooo nice @moosenamedjabon & @salmonfry congrats!
 MadMadameK: you don’t Have to date them
 ElementalAlchemist: pfft
 commentarywife: tinfoil keeps using public wifi....
 MadMadameK: just reach an end with them
 NorthstarTex: we met Jean Loo?!
 BlueChloroplast: He doesn't want the plane anime?
 Zerragonoss: @BrowneePointz give them to the enemey army to distarct them.
 NickTheDM: I am *SO* curious about the supposed Military applications of dating glasses.
 gualdhar: so you're saying we could have dated an actual Apache helicopter?
 snowewolf: AC130 chan wants to know your location 
 DaSunao: @defaultedusername They took away our ship waifus?!?!
 Micalovits: Heh, "Bands you haven't heard of"
 Ciijay: @TruPhantomAngel All I can think of is how people make characters/women based off of boats, planes, etc.
 ContingentCat: future streams?
 PipeSmokingOwl: So David is on noncredible defense for tank waifus?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay bonus streams!!
 NorthstarTex: xxxShadowLord420xxx my child
 public_key_reveal_party: Future streams? 
 Montesque64: "future streams" Don't tease!
 MadMadameK: you have to max out all to leave
 TruPhantomAngel: @Ciijay Just make dateable tanks?!?! lol
  TXC2: HiMARS-chan wants to know your location
 InconsiderateHat: Ooooo, would the banister have reliable dad energy?
 spethycakes: I have been playing for around 100 hours and haven't maxxed out all the stats
 ReeceNightshade: @MadMadameK you can leave on day one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just checked the wiki and holy merciful gods this game has SO MUCH
 hackingducks: "uh you fired me, so [blocked]"
 Ciijay: @NorthstarTex More like "xxxShadowLord420xxx is my inner child" haha
 Ciijay: At least for me
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DaSunao: Cost of living BONUS?
 MadMadameK: whatever end you need them to leave the house or you could just end and glasses gone
 ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
 PhoenixMelior: Hmm.
 fcloud: RIP sandy  gone too soon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 fcloud: whom, DAVID 
 Simonark: This man is absolutely having an affair with his sunglasses
 NorthstarTex: @Ciijay big same and I embraced it whole heartedly because holy shit I saw my old self there
 PhoenixMelior: Misplaced sunglasses huh
 commentarywife: heh, David has worn these dateviators before....
 TruPhantomAngel: He he he get wrecked David!
 ReeceNightshade: @Ciijay for me he is def husband material
 Boopity: Was our boss also trying to fuck his furniture
silenceaux: A company-wide message about your lost glasses
 ElementalAlchemist: oh really
 niccus: is this how they kept the ceo appeased
 Ciijay: @TruPhantomAngel I am now wondering what "leaks" for War Thunder would be with these Datevisiors
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP Sandy
 itsaysTRUENO: the furniture could be communist
 RedNightmare7: Wow!
 NewtyNewts: Our friend might have some questions shortly.
 DigitalSeahorse:   glasses
 IanAllenBird: sounds like david also fired the PR person
  TXC2: ooof New endevoered
 RedNightmare7: 3% bonus into fired
 Boopity: W H A T
 RedNightmare7: Be very afraid
 hackingducks: biblically accurate coffee angel
 offbeatwitch: Would.
 Ciijay: Ohhhhh the Nightmares is a good one
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Simonark: Wait, is this the Stanley Parable narrator?
 hauntedchasm: scary wife
 Austere_Squire: ah, i see they covered another demographic
silenceaux: Very chimera / throne
 PhoenixMelior: Cant dream horse club
 NewtyNewts: pass.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 flatluigi: teeth teeth teeth teeth
 Shadowsoflife:  
 IanAllenBird: Specifically Bugs CW for this first convo
millenomi_Aura: oh! it's capitalism again'
 josh___something: hey giiirl
 DaSunao:  
 fcloud: hot
 RealGamerCow: Lost his glasses at the event and fired the event planner? Truly evil
 Austere_Squire: KATHLEEN
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait...coffee causes night terrors!?!? That..explains a lot. lol
millenomi_Aura: oh no it's just eldritch, good!
 ContingentCat: yessssssss
 martyscurllfan:  
 Boopity: It's called Date Everything Kathleen 
 Boopity: Makes sense
 fcloud: clip it
 pctjoe: if anything we are doing him a favor it was just a matter of time till he was coldplayed  with his brady tumbler
 Zerragonoss: I would have so much fun fighting this thing if it showed up in my dreams.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, we should skip this
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ElementalAlchemist: well... fair enough
 eshplode: 
 theinvulnerabletide: 
 Voidhawk42: It's nothing worse than Lets Nope
 flatluigi: aww
 ClodiumSoride: this is who xxXShadowlord420Xxx thinks he is, but is too nice to be
 ClockTamer: is this monster dtf?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "You are not afraid of the thing, you are afraid of the feeling of fear you are experiencing" is a pretty bad take.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also, define spooky
 BrowneePointz: the Narrator is JB Blanc, Braum from League of Legends
 spethycakes: it's not particularly scary, but it is extremely long-winded
silenceaux: Just look at that smile
 bytecaster: Awwww, their tummy is smiling
 Voidhawk42: ah dang, I think Kathleen would have enjoyed this one
 GhostValv: obviously 
 PhoenixMelior: Thats my good friend
Mai_Andra: Friend-shaped
 nyoomgoom: yayyyy friendship
 Ciijay: I'm actually shocked by how many options Date Everything has and how many different demographics it hits for Dating Sims
 NorthstarTex: but her VA is amazing at selling a good nightmare
 BrowneePointz: he also voices Diablo in Diablo
 spethycakes: she! it's a mare
 TruPhantomAngel: No date, just friend.
 eshplode: So smily with all those mouths
 Boopity: Poised the fuck up
 aussie_rob_w: Skipping spookies for stats is speedrun energy and I like it 
 accountmadeforants: She is a *mare*, yeah
 ContingentCat: I'm really looking forwards to trying to date that
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: Night MARE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why can't we get anything else?
 TheNerdWonder: horse girl confirmed?
 ContingentCat: ohhhhhh
 NorthstarTex: Eyyy
 MAPBoardgames: Put all your points in Poise
 Marvoleath:  
 DigitalSeahorse: aww dangit
 Boopity: I find it pretty cute how they wrote unique little dialogue for when you skip stuff
millenomi_Aura: _also_ a horse girl!
 Ciijay: Oh is this that Horse Girl game? 
 EvilBadman: Can't Date Horses Club
 MadMadameK: no they all have their own stats
 TruPhantomAngel: Need to ask Cori if they can draw that.
 Mathwyn: Having a Nightstallion gives a very different vibe...
 MadMadameK: so it depends who you get ends with to what stats you get
 itsaysTRUENO: cant tell me when to come, cat
Twinnie Onse: Dorian doesn't do love but he is a great friend.
aceviru: aww cute
aceviru: can we keep it
  Sarah: yes, yes we can
 nyoomgoom: lmao kitty
 NorthstarTex: yes yes yes yes yes
 Boopity: oh
 fcloud: @itsaysTRUENO SHARP 
 ElementalAlchemist: nyaaa~
 SymphonySolstice: nya
silenceaux: @itsaysTRUENO This cat would definitely schedule orgasms
 Boopity: Oh no
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 nyoomgoom: oh
 ContingentCat: om g
 PhoenixMelior: 
 goatprince: hairball time
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
  TXC2: twink death time?
 Boopity: I will never be ready
 pookahbee: Ummm... actually he's a WhenCat
 Therberus: Is this a cucoo clock?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
 spethycakes: I know what's coming and don't feel ready
 flatluigi: hehe's a werecatboy
 Astramentha: OMG
 fcloud: he's a weretwink
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's cat
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GameSageZB: good time for me to open the stream
 ContingentCat: @Therberus cat clock
 sephsays: hayyyy timmy!
 Therberus: Nya
 nyoomgoom: lmao
 MalFnord: 10/10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @pookahbee that is a solid joke
 Boopity: So... I guess that's why he's so strict about time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is amazing
 PhoenixMelior: WHOA
 Ciijay: Oh NOOOOO
 NorthstarTex: yep
 Astramentha: oh nooooooooooooooooo
 Boopity: Oh I hate this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 goatprince: master? jesus christ
 fcloud: the world's only punctual cat
 spethycakes: this is worse
 Ciijay: He's a switch clock
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 NorthstarTex: he becomes *cat* boy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: the subby-est sub that every bottomed!
 EmmaPartlow: Nya.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Bratty little twink
 nyoomgoom: lordy
 Boopity: THROWING UP
NimrodXIV: no sir I do not
 PhoenixMelior: NOPE
 Austere_Squire: oh i don't like this
 MrSarkhan: Nope
 MalFnord: Time to nope on out of here, Warp Factor Jesus
 josh___something: yeah, this is INFINITELY WORSE
 ContingentCat: wooooooow
  Sarah_Serinde: Same, Kathleen 
 Ciijay: Screaming
 IanAllenBird: rip
 hackingducks: 
 GrassVortex: 
 aitsu100: amazing
Scarbble: hahahahaha
 GhostValv: I do nyat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is he pushing his kinks non-consensuallu??????
 Mathwyn: 
  TXC2: !clips
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 goatprince: this destroys the kathleen
 Jillexie: Kathleen cringing onto the floor 
 pookahbee: Rip Kathleen
 Mollylele: 
millenomi_Aura: the CHORDS
Scarbble: timmy i love you
 DaSunao: 
 Boopity: I NEED TO LEAVE
 BlueChloroplast: Too much nip
 Austere_Squire: today i discovered i am not a dom
 PhoenixMelior: Nope nope nope
 Voidhawk42: RIP Kathleen
 BusTed: 🫠
 TruPhantomAngel: Yeah, this is a thing for someone.
silenceaux: Excellent vengeance
 SymphonySolstice: uwu
 BrowneePointz: BDSM is perfectly valid kink relationships chat, no need to be prudes
 PsychoI3oy: KateVomitVomitVomit.gif
 fcloud: kathleen pulling a ben
 Kentosaurus: no
 Ciijay: uwu nyah
 NorthstarTex: UWU
 MAPBoardgames: uwu!
 Pteraspidomorphi: UwU
 Jturbobanana: UWU!!!
 mercano82: no save from Felicia Day on this one, either.
 Barb4rian: UWU
 notpsion: someone chose violence
 darkora: 
 hauntedchasm:  uwu
 josh___something: WHERE'S THE SPRAY
 aitsu100: uwU
 ContingentCat: 
 UltraVioletVodoo: :3
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen passing a hair ball.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 martyscurllfan:   
 InconsiderateHat: *catbarf.gif*
 NorthstarTex: I'm here for this!
 Zerragonoss: This game is going to kill both streamers, but in very different ways.
 nyoomgoom: help computer stop all the downloadin 
 darkora: 
 aitsu100: ;3c
  Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz It's not prudish to just not want it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A developer chose profound violence here
 EmmaPartlow: Someone needs to clip this lmao
 fcloud: we forgot to mention, kathleen is allergic to weeb
 Ciijay: A nightmare freak LOL
 niccus: pictured: finnegan and baxter dynamic
 ElementalAlchemist: nyaightmare freak?
 Digigoner: Is this what Kathleen Kryptonite looks like?
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING
 Austere_Squire: no, kathleen, you met the nightmare freak
 RealGamerCow: so UWU is Kathleen-bane. Got it
 DigitalSeahorse:  violence!
 flatluigi: i love the fart trombone music
 accountmadeforants: 10/10 video game
 pookahbee: Tell him you'll show him "tied to the clock"
 TehAmelie: Timmy off the clock/ on the clock https://i.imgur.com/jL2vQG1.jpg
 flatluigi: where's the rolled up newspaper
 Boopity: The music 
  Sarah_Serinde: We can all say "this isn't for me/I'm uncomfortable with this" without it being a judgement on people who do like it
 NewtyNewts: It's kinda... Jekyll and Hyde
 Kezshra: Seems like I missed something entertaining..
 BrowneePointz: that
 PhoenixMelior: No no no no no.
 Therberus: @flatluigi More like spray bottle imo
 ContingentCat: I think we need a spray bottle yeah
 BrowneePointz: is a whole ass Body PIllow pose
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Where's the spray bottle, more like.
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie hah!
 josh___something: *dry retch*
 PsychoI3oy: 
 Austere_Squire: i thought that said "throwing up on the rug" and was like "that took a TURN"
 jacqui_lantern234: @TehAmelie AMELIE YES
Scarbble: exactly sarah
 NickTheDM: Kathleen just trying to disappear into her chair in pure cringe is amazing.
 bytecaster: I just came back for this and this is a lot
 martyscurllfan: got a hair ball
 Jigokuro: This is fantastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact there is no consent involved here is what bothers me
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenUnsightlyAntDansGame-yLOdCLqc9WNgoqXq
 Bigtony111111111: I am Kathleen in this moment. I feel so seen RN ty for your suffering
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a great bit
 Boopity: The music and voice direction very clearly treating this as a joke/absurd is making this slightly more palatable.
 Ciijay: I wonder if this means you can explore both sides of the clock though when dating him. Huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bigtony111111111 Me too
 goatprince: did kathleen see trap dorian or is that not on the docket this time?
 bytecaster: That dialog box might have stun locked me
  Sarah_Serinde: This is great and also I do not want it 
 goateedave86: I mean that's highlight material right there
 flatluigi: try the dishwasher!
 notpsion: just remember who chose to bully the cat, lol
 spethycakes: I had an equally visceral reaction to that
 Ciijay: I think thankfully the game pokes fun at ALL of the date options haha XD
 sephsays: This is a terrible conundrum. Either you have to turn up when Timothy demands it, or you have to deal with *Timmy* 
 SkylerRingtail: Is the downstairs toilet a different character?
 NorthstarTex: offfice closet
 spethycakes: first floor
 flatluigi: he goes down into the basement
 NewtyNewts: Is it a ceiling or a basement trapdoor?
 MadMadameK: office closet
  TXC2: is dealing with timmy really that bad?
 MommaGart: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyMagnificentOpossumANELE-1J-PdHEz3ibCZKgh
 ContingentCat: oh the Piano?
 niccus: a werewolf having a panic attack realizing they're about to get depression again
 MadMadameK: office
 public_key_reveal_party: I like that this stream is jordynne inflicting psychic damage on Kathleen every 15 minutes or so
 Boopity: @TXC2 It was the uwu and master stuff that made it weird 
 flatluigi: trap dorian, or thirst trap dorian
 IanAllenBird: ok
 goatprince: sp anyway,
 DigitalSeahorse: woah
 nyoomgoom: oh
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Boopity: Goddammit
 josh___something: Trap dorian... a thirst trap
 PhoenixMelior: DAYUM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 No, I don't think dealing with Timmy is that bad. For me I just think that kind of thing requires warning and consent but that is my personal bias and experiences coming into play
 ralphthellama: Secret Basement!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 GrassVortex: oh...
 Mathwyn: @txc2 Like iocane powder you need to build up a tolerance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELL
 ContingentCat: daaaaamn
 nishwastaken: that's amazing
 aitsu100: lol
 BlueChloroplast: Oh my
  SmithKurosaki: OK this Dorian is nicer
 NorthstarTex: daddy...daddy...daddy...
 Therberus: I shouldn't be watching this at work......
 BrowneePointz: Okay, I'm not NORMALLY into Gym Rats.....but DAMN
 Singenmeister: pun of the day
 martyscurllfan:    
 josh___something: father
  TXC2: ok chat
 goateedave86: It's like a cross between Adam and Sam Strippin
 Ciijay: Thirst trap Dorian omg
 CodenameBluebird1: oh wow…
 spethycakes: excuse me, sir 
 NewtyNewts: Thirst Trap, of course.
 accountmadeforants:  
 PhoenixMelior: Oh myyyyyy
 notpsion: that's ben starr isn't it
 BrowneePointz: omg...thirst trap
 BrowneePointz: *facepalms*
  Sarah_Serinde: I love working from home
 RealGamerCow: thirst trap is such a great pun
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm working from home, no fear
  TXC2: notpsion  yes
 commentarywife: "horizontal state"
 GrassVortex: @notpsion sure is 
 aitsu100: i feel like he wants to fight a croc
 MommaGart: I am working from home so I can look at topless doors all I want
 Ritaspirithntr: oh how far Clive has fallen
 CodenameBluebird1: wait… Thirst Trap Dorian 😂😂😂 the music
 Boopity: 
 Ciijay: Is this Dorian's secret life on his OnlyDoors
 defaultedusername: Is this the same voice as the reptile brain from Disco Elysium? I'm getting at least the same vibe out of him...
 EmmaPartlow: @notpsion Yes.
 Sleepy__Alice: look i may be gay but... ok yeah would
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I mean, the coffee table is kind of Wheeler's thing
 Boopity: Live your truth queen
 martyscurllfan: It's like a cross between Adam and Sam Strippin
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @Sarah_Serinde same lol
 MAPBoardgames: This guy's a Knob
 Barb4rian: Very different Ben Starr and Verso XD
 Bigtony111111111: can you imagine sitting in a VA booth and having to do this while your sound engineer listens? that's real commitment to the craft
 nyoomgoom: golly
 nosole: @goateedave86 That's an oddly apt description for Ben Starr too now that you say that... chaos
 BrowneePointz: Hot Doors in your Area!
 Barb4rian: than*
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 TheDevil_Risen: dating all the things>? including this knob jokey 
 public_key_reveal_party: Working from home squad let's gooo
 spethycakes: I think I saw this guy on Hinge
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Micalovits: Is a topless door just a saloon door?
  Sarah: Yeah I'm with Kathleen on this one XD
aceviru: this is peak
  Sarah: Not for me thank you
peter frank: remember, you can always choose to make an enemy. you can choose violence
aceviru: Let's Nope o clock
Twinnie Onse: Office
 aitsu100: hes Un hinged
 PhoenixMelior: Please get more tattoos
 aussie_rob_w: "Topless doors" was not a phrase I was expecting to hear
 Austere_Squire: his tattoos are just doors
 NickTheDM: Oh my god, of course this is Ben Starr.
 martyscurllfan: alt wheeler
 NewtyNewts: Why do I feel like Thirst Trap Dorian is why Dorian only wants friendship?
 DigitalSeahorse: a hawt knob
 Boopity: This voice acting is bordering on ASMR. I need Ben to back off from the mic a bit 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha Jordynne 
silenceaux: I have a really good custom design for 'friendship' that I got from a laundry hamper lately
 eshplode: Give him the tattoo from the hamper
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts I wonder if you have to meet every Dorian to get beyond friendship
 TheDevil_Risen: Knock Knock?
 Greendrag13: Howldy! He's a door, does that mean he's into swinging?
 itsaysTRUENO: i love a door that swings both ways
 aitsu100: Dorian knows all about Tumblers
 IanAllenBird: : o
 goatprince: nice
 PhoenixMelior: O my
 Ciijay: Oh this is friends with benefits. huh
 awildshen: he's got hinge tattoos on his shoulders
 goatprince: sure
 MommaGart: WHOAH
 nyoomgoom: daaaaamb
 goatprince: okay
 nosole: Jordynne's squeal, I love it
 flatluigi: go downstairs!!
 NorthstarTex: *fans self*
 Kezshra: I need an adult
 NewtyNewts: Damb indeed
 ContingentCat: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 Singenmeister: A door opening or a closet opening?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 goateedave86: Jordynne has gone SO red
 spethycakes: !adult
 Boopity: Oh boy
 goatprince: go there
 MommaGart: secret basement is a great benefit
 MadMadameK: meet all his door forms
 ElementalAlchemist: A whole basement to explore!
 TheDevil_Risen: !advice
  LRRbot: Hit them in the crack!
  TXC2: the foundations!
 ContingentCat: yessssss
 Boopity: There HAS to be something good in the basement
 ralphthellama: That's one horny-ass door
 brieandbacon: Is this where we get pipe?
 flatluigi: there's so much good stuff down here
 Grevas13: find and make love to a filth creature probably
 MAPBoardgames: secret murder-basement
 sephsays: to the crawlspace!
 BitrateBard: climb through him into the basement
 NewtyNewts: Lost Thermos?
 TheMadChicken: Did she do the mouse trap yet?
 DigitalSeahorse: he opened up to you! 
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 public_key_reveal_party: It is a very good meme
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/BgSq9fA.jpeg
 ContingentCat: wow
 NickTheDM: Oh my god
 goombalax: JP?
 Ciijay: Oh, I like the design of this guy
 Singenmeister: 33 away from 4,000 subs 
 aitsu100: nope im out
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello
 josh___something: this guy... ugh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Christopher Lee?
 Ciijay: Yeah it's JP from Street Fighter LOL
 Micalovits: Correct Narrator, was not what I expected
 GameSageZB: is the narrator the Stanley Parable narrator?
 PhoenixMelior: Kuncle
 TehAmelie: he does look like he has some shadow power like JP too
 NorthstarTex: @GameSageZB nope, this Narrator is played by JB Blanc
 flatluigi: the mousetrap and the time capsule down here are both very good
 Pteraspidomorphi: Finally guessed one right
 DigitalSeahorse: Stan Lee?  
 Boopity: Goddammit
  TXC2: I had an Uncle Keith for real 
 DaSunao: Key-th
 GameSageZB: @northstartex Thanks!
 IanAllenBird: oh??
 Boopity: Oh interesting
 ContingentCat: huh?
 Austere_Squire: he... does?
 accountmadeforants: Keith couldn't possibly do wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
 Jigokuro: 'Kuncle" made me snort at work.
 Val_TheRainbowFang: Wait that's my name, why is it an uncle name?
 Bigtony111111111: is that felicia day??
 martyscurllfan: keith is dapper
 NickTheDM: Uh-oh.
 CodenameBluebird1: Have we played Stanley Parable on LRR? if not we should lol.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Know
  TXC2: Bigtony111111111  sure is
 krngreggo: wait really?,, i never knew keith had content warning
 Calhoun327: Look at this kingdom hearts character
 GrassVortex: again, love how they do CW stuff
 IanAllenBird: I would rather know
 ContingentCat: @Bigtony111111111 yup, a lot of big voice actors in this
 NorthstarTex: yuuuuup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhh
 GameSageZB: Oh. yup. good to know
 flatluigi: of course the key is a manipulator
 Ciijay: Ohhhh nevermind
 Barb4rian: Hard skip
 GrassVortex: OH!
 nosole: Thats a big old no
 Astramentha: oh no
  TXC2: ah HUGH red flag
 Austere_Squire: i love me a sociopath
 Boopity: "if you don't like sociopaths"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SKIP
  TXC2: *huge
 DaSunao: Oop
 itsaysTRUENO: @GrassVortex there wasnt a warning for the cat clock saying "chuffed" but that's my only note
 MommaGart: This Content Aware warning feature is awesome. Is this a default setting?
 Ciijay: Oh no! Is he Keith's ex?
 aitsu100: glad to see my opening  judgement was correct
 BrowneePointz: OH NO KEITH WAS HIS SILVER DADDY!
 NorthstarTex: oh~
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 ContingentCat: that makes sense
 BitrateBard: I guess that door is...closed now
 Kezshra: 
 NewtyNewts: Maybe there'd be a second content aware option later on
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 ekimekim: it asked the first time it came up
 mercano82: @MommaGart It gives you the option to turn it off the first time it fires.
 Zerragonoss: It asked us the first time it came up
 Boopity: It asks you the first time you run into it
 Boopity: So yes
 Boopity: Unavoidable
NimrodXIV: cool feature
  Sarah_Serinde: Great setting
 NorthstarTex: it happens at the first case you encounter
 MommaGart: That's cool as fuck. Everything I hear about this game's design is amazing.
 josh___something: Can we hate keith?
 sephsays: And it does also give you the option to turn it on or off by talking to Skylar again
 NewtyNewts: Many of these... people.
 Austere_Squire: most of them aren't your type
 ContingentCat: I wouldn't want to actually date most these people, but it's interesting
 BrowneePointz: if we want to see more plus size/nonstandard body Representation we could check out the Couch or the Living Room Rug or the Fridge!
 Lex_Snipe_49: people like problems when their not real
 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen hasnt found her Graham yet
 MommaGart: Huge props to the team
 itsaysTRUENO: the characters are creating a strong emotional response
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, Id be down to hate Keith
  TXC2: just maybe not the kind of thing to stream
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Such great customization
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Friendship gives us points
  Sarah_Serinde: Also some things you might be down with when you're playing yourself, you either maybe don't want to experience on stream with an audience, or don't want to expose your chat to in case it's a bad experience for them
 jacqui_lantern234: HATE HATE HATE
 NorthstarTex: yes
 Boopity: HATE HATE HATE
 goatprince: there's a thing
 IanAllenBird: I think you do
 Micalovits: Don't care, Hate!
 BrowneePointz: Yes.
 bytecaster: Hate hate hate
 Boopity: I would assume so
 Montesque64: you do
 IviaRelle: Yes, it's worth hating here
 josh___something: HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!
 Boopity: The game flaunted hate as an option
 MadMadameK: you do no matter what
 GameSageZB: "charming"
 Ciijay: we get access to the locked room now!!
 Voidhawk42: Yes, all resolutions result in points
 ContingentCat: Oooo that's interesting
 rxpalindrome: more areas
 hieroglyphica: Ah damn it's blue angels time again. What a loud time of year
 Zerragonoss: My sister says all the fan favorite characters in her game are people she did not like that she had to soften so she could stand writing them.
 Boopity: WHOA
 goatprince: here's the thing,
 DigitalSeahorse:    hateship 
 flatluigi: and finally, reggie
 DarkNacht: Hate give empathy
 IanAllenBird: oh?
 PhoenixMelior: Uh.
 NorthstarTex: you found him!
 Boopity: 
dm818: reggie?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm?
 MadMadameK: you get stats dif on everyone
 northos: kingdom hearts?!
 Ciijay: I love this character too
 josh___something: h-... hey there
 eshplode: @flatluigi Ohhhhh
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 nosole: @northos no, stop 
Scarbble: heartbreak?
 rxpalindrome: he's a hater?
 spethycakes: Bill Butts!
 ReeceNightshade: I adore Reggie  He may be hate, but he is far from hateful.
 Jturbobanana: schadenfaude
 Jturbobanana: ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you only unlock him by hating someone?
  TXC2: it's one half of Milly Vanilly !
Twinnie Onse: Keith, 80s, Mouse Trap
aceviru: I like the cut of his jib
Twinnie Onse: The first time you encounter one, you have the option to turn it on.
Twinnie Onse: First change, you gain points.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BlueChloroplast: Oooh is this the hate route
 IanAllenBird: rejection.....
 BrowneePointz: Jordynne! This is Cioccolata in Golden Wind!
 IviaRelle: Reggie-ection!
 Boopity: GASP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Skye_Stryke: The thumbs down as a belt is so good.
 ContingentCat: Reg-ection
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh his outfit is fabulous
 ralphthellama: Man, I hadn't actually looked at the full cast list
 TehAmelie: ah that's what it is
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Rejection is date-able...
 NewtyNewts: Think there's a similar date for Love?
 NorthstarTex: Reggie is amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh he's glorious
 Lex_Snipe_49: well.... game is living up to its name
  TXC2: but what if we reject the personifaction of rejection?
 aussie_rob_w: Goooood night
 BrowneePointz: Knowing this is Cioccolata's Dub voice actor is PERFECT for that slimeball
 Boopity: @TXC2 Ultimate rejection?
 ContingentCat: @TXC2 yeah does he like it?
 ekimekim: we need better intonation markers in text, so you can have a choice of replies "Oh, fuck me." or "Oh, fuck me!"
 MommaGart: "Are there games on it?" LMAO
 josh___something: I kinda love him
 GameSageZB: Recursijection?
  TXC2: Boopity  ContingentCat  exactly
 nyoomgoom: "are there games on it" is awesome
 NorthstarTex: bye
 Boopity: Ummm key?
 Montesque64: chair?
 defaultedusername: I have to go now, my planet needs me!
 josh___something: baiii keith, get bent!
 flatluigi: kathleen would LOVE the mousetrap
 MommaGart: MOUSETRAP
 goatprince: oh
 mercano82: And ladder, it looks like
 kusinohki: did you have to date the key before getting in this room??
 Boopity: 
 NewtyNewts: Man in a jar!!
 SkylerRingtail: Oh hey, it's Adam
 nyoomgoom: oh god
 NorthstarTex: get ready for *nostalgia*
  SmithKurosaki: Its ADam
 goateedave86: Tim Capsule?
 aitsu100: ADAm i got a question
 theinvulnerabletide: omgggg
 aliumsativum: Kathleen might like the safe
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 InconsiderateHat: Was just gonna say!
 josh___something: Adam would be so disappointed in us
 GameSageZB: "tape both sticky and cassette" is a wonderful turn of phrase
 itsaysTRUENO: cowabunga dude
  TXC2: ah he's from the 80's
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this literally Adam's conversation starter?
 PhoenixMelior: NO.
 MungoDude: totally bodacious
 bytecaster: So you find a dateable person in a jar, would you let the mout?
 martyscurllfan: that's Adam
 goombalax: wait its the man in the jar DONT DO IT
 PhoenixMelior: Do NOT let the man out of the jar!
 Astramentha: this is a JAR
 NorthstarTex: yrd
 NorthstarTex: yes
 Boopity: GET ADAM IN HERE
 IanAllenBird: open the jar!
 Ned_Flandalorian: is the music a version of "time after time"
 aitsu100: its a himbo
 flatluigi: this is Steven Booth
NimrodXIV: the tape hair
 bytecaster: The jar thing comes up more often than you'd think, huh
 GameSageZB: oh his hair is tape
 gualdhar: those are uh, some pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: His hair!
 NewtyNewts: Rubiks Bracelert
 goatprince: the lite brite pegs
  SmithKurosaki: The tape hair 
 aitsu100: i was gonna say he lokks like a hair metal lead singer
 DigitalSeahorse: haha yesssss
 CodenameBluebird1: is this Matthew Lilliard? lol
 Kezshra: This design is wonderful!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 TehAmelie: ah, his hair is magnetic tape
 itsaysTRUENO: cocaine dust dances around the room
 cmdrud87: This is jarring.
 brieandbacon: The headphones go round the waist?
 ClodiumSoride: Blockbuster tattoo
 LPS_97: the goddamn walkman belt
 DigitalSeahorse:  80s
 NorthstarTex: Floppy disc, hell yeah!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't, I'm laughing so hard
 aitsu100: sorry im gonna WALKman
Scarbble: literally tubular
 PsychoI3oy: wyld stalyons rule!
 NewtyNewts: Game n Watch!
 BusTed: Game & Watch
 goombalax: the game and watch!
  TXC2: not enough cigarette smoke to be the 80's 
 themercenary1987: Oh so Brent from Inside Job!
 kaynSD: love the game and watch headstock on the guitar
 DigitalSeahorse: I  love him 
 Critterbot: He's got hammerspace. 
 ArdCollider: oh god this Game and Watch game is BALL.
 LostThePirate: Not a keytar? Fail
 DarkNacht: He should have 5 1/4 floppies
 ArdCollider: A+, writers
 itsaysTRUENO: game and watch on the guitar
 accountmadeforants: I think we've found our life upgrade relationship, Kathleen 
 BrowneePointz: it's an etch a sketch guitar!
  TXC2: DarkNacht  thank you!
 munocard: Game and Watch on the guitar!
 ClodiumSoride: The VHS tape cover tattoo on his thigh is great
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 IanAllenBird: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Marvoleath: the tape hair are great
 LilyOfTheVeil666: You can tell this game was made by Gen X/Elder Millenials
 flatluigi: mousetrap mousetrap mousetrap
 shushu2539: there's a save icon on his jacket
 NorthstarTex: he will have all the references
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Fenrir_Azazel: Have they interacted with the D20 yet?
 TehAmelie: i have one of those one-sided Rubik's cubes, never would have thought to make an armband of them
  SmithKurosaki: @shushu2539, ...
 ClodiumSoride: @shushu2539 *crumbles into dust*
 Jturbobanana: like a villain on the ceiling?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn, I feel so old
 MAPBoardgames: Mouse trap?
 TheMadChicken: MOUSE TRAP
 flatluigi: mousetrap!!
 Skye_Stryke: Mousetrap
 itsaysTRUENO: Ask him for quaaludes!!!!
 Greendrag13: Saving the mousetrap for later?
 NewtyNewts: You can date the basement ladder too?
 flatluigi: kathleen should see the mousetrap
aceviru: Can't get rejected if you don't try :D
aceviru: Hold on
aceviru: Cassettes were still a thing in the 90s
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, but CDs were the main media in the 90s
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 SmithKurosaki: Also, the 90s are a harder time to nail down aesthetically in the same way as the 80s
aceviru: but...my tapes 🥺
  Sarah: I dunno, I had a lot of tapes as a 90s kid
 TheMadChicken: she really does
 Montesque64: The ladder is trap dorian also
 MommaGart: chat is of one mind lol
 Voidhawk42: The ladder is part of trap dorian
 goateedave86: That was a step too far
 Critterbot: 
 nyoomgoom: awesome
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, board games!
 IanAllenBird: ohhh
 kusinohki: but what if it's a career ladder who has no time for dating??
  TXC2: oh was this the locked room?
 Boopity: Gorgeous
 Kezshra: Gorrgeeoouuuss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
 GrassVortex: 
 BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun the three Voice Actor Founders for Sassy Chap Games are 34, 38, and 43 Kathleen so you hit the nail on the head
 Coloneljesus: my dead plants look way worse than her
Scarbble: haha, the simultaneous 'ohhhh'
 DigitalSeahorse: rung out  
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Coloneljesus: inb4 she's thirsty
 TehAmelie: porcelain skirt seems impractical, but so cool
 spethycakes: @Sarah_Serinde I was wrong about accessing the BLM room this stream!
 Boopity: Amazing 
  Sarah_Serinde: @spethycakes Happily for us 
 Snowcookies: she might be a plastic plant
 goatprince: ms arachne might not be interested
 MAPBoardgames: Spiderweb with stick with you
 itsaysTRUENO: tryna pollinate ya feel me
 Fenrir_Azazel: Has the D20 been interacted with? I want to hear Matt Mercer
 spethycakes: Prissy is a TREASURE
 NorthstarTex: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
 itsaysTRUENO: plants dont know any better than to grow where they are
 goatprince: sure, okay
 goombalax: jeeeeezus
 MommaGart: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO
 gualdhar: uh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, there it is
 GhostValv: ayo?
 Boopity: Oh my god
 NewtyNewts: Yup... thirsty.
 brieandbacon: Ummmm
  TXC2: bit forward
 nyoomgoom: omg
 mercano82: Phrasing?
 gualdhar: lady please
 Kezshra: 
 SkipIives:  
 GameSageZB: Punnnnnnnnns, yeeeeesssss
 BrowneePointz: A Hummingbird!
millenomi_Aura: she's a dork, I love.
millenomi_Aura: let's see if she's an ass too
 DaSunao: 
 Ciijay: Awww Prissy...
 gualdhar: she might have had a little... plastic surgery
 josh___something: Oh honey...
 Ciijay: I like her! 
millenomi_Aura: oh, Prissy, I see
 itsaysTRUENO: a fake plant that looks like Charlie Brown's christmas tree???
 kusinohki: real imitation plant!
 DigitalSeahorse: just realized I was in 160p for my two favorites so far but my internet is better now
 mercano82: Life in plastic is fantastic.
 bytecaster: It's in your name
millenomi_Aura: oh mood
 Greendrag13: A pinochio story?
 IanAllenBird: hold on you've got a plastic dead plant
Scarbble: feel the rain on your skin, prissy
 nyoomgoom: velveteen rabbit storyline in this one, predicting
 itsaysTRUENO: the item in the house doesnt match this character at all
 Boopity: Yeah, I'm confused, wasn't the plant model a dead plant?
 MAPBoardgames: Flirt-alizer?
 Sleepy__Alice: i love her
 josh___something: I love her
 TehAmelie: quest? or main quest?
 accountmadeforants: Wait how did she have months to study, we just got the glasses
 bytecaster: no messy, no stressy!
 Ciijay: Oh this is a cute take on a pinochio thing. I kind of like that?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I'm assuming there are other plants around the house
 BrowneePointz: @accountmadeforants I mean it sounds like they're insinuating these consciousnesses existed before
  SmithKurosaki: @Ciijay Right?
  TXC2: chat, maybe don't question the logic of a dead plastic plant in the date a dead plastic plant game 
liphttam1: this is raising death flags but i dont think its that kind of game
 bytecaster: Don't recycle your plastic, flirt with it for the climate!
 itsaysTRUENO: turn plastic into gf
 NorthstarTex: jordynne with the big brain play
 protojman: plant-based?
 MommaGart: Turning a plastic plant in my house into a real plant that I now have to water sounds awful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be the solution to so many things
 Ciijay: This is how we take over as the new CEO of that company
 Micalovits: I mean... Both things are mostly carbon based
 Invitare: maybe you're just transfering the soul from the plastic to the real thing
  TXC2: incoming ads
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz Oh dear
 SkylerRingtail: Make her real, then when she comes to depend on you, dump her for the hate ending? Yikes, that would be brutal.
silenceaux: Actual reversal of ecologic devastation
 gualdhar: what can go wrong
 josh___something: This is so not gonna work
 ralphthellama: Oh no way, that's Kiera Please
 PipeSmokingOwl: It's like storm light. The plastic needs to thiit is plant
 Ciijay: Oh no..Yeah I have a feeling this won't work
  TXC2: Bukake this plant with platonic love
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, yeah
  SmithKurosaki: TXC!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @ralphthellama Oh hell yeah
 Ciijay: Everyone wiggle to help Prissy
 Boopity: @TXC2 no
 NewtyNewts: No, that's Twerkilizing!
 PhoenixMelior: Douse me baby
 TehAmelie: let's Terra Nil something!
 Boopity: @TXC2 Sorry that was a primal response 
Snowcookies: I'd befriend this plant
 josh___something: Txc2 NO
  TXC2: Boopity  I'll bet 
 DigitalSeahorse: I just read in the news that the plastic into fuel inventor is safe  no other details tho
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she melting?
Twinnie Onse: Diskettes too.
 SmithKurosaki: Floppies were for sure
Twinnie Onse: You have her in your office, too, I think.
aceviru: woah moving fast
aceviru: 😭
 Ciijay: Aww... 
 PhoenixMelior: Wow
 themercenary1987: Sorry are we creating new Poison Ivy?
 Therberus: Phrasing?
gualdhar: uh
gualdhar: lady please
 NewtyNewts: Are we sure it wasn't just a polishing agent?
 goatprince: success!
 PhoenixMelior: Clip it
 bytecaster: I don't think she does phrasing
 public_key_reveal_party: We got there
 Astramentha: !clip
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hackingducks: scamalyzer.
 Jturbobanana: 
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Ciijay: Aww, shes still gonna try
 Kezshra: 
 NorthstarTex: Preach bestie
 Boopity: Hell yeah Prissy
 bytecaster: She is so positive!
 josh___something: Yes girl!
  TXC2: stay positive
 Ciijay: I love her so much
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah let's support this cool girl
 GhostValv: 
 Boopity: Ghosts???
 HavenDragon: ghost
  Sarah_Serinde: I would like to see the board games 
 goatprince: oh
 josh___something: GHOST?!
 SymphonySolstice: ghos???
 NewtyNewts: g-g-g-ghooooooosh!
  TXC2: g g  g ghost!
 TheAinMAP: 
 bytecaster: Can we ship her with the time capsule?!?
 hackingducks: lady ghoooost. lady lady ghosttttt
 josh___something: Wait... 80s?
 Ciijay: I ship her and the time capsule
IslandersCaper: 👻
 kusinohki: boardgames?  can we date "mystery date" ??
 Hugh_Munculus:   
 Val_TheRainbowFang: You have two people from the past and you double down on the 80s?
 Therberus: Hey if Jordynne can be a ghost in the sims so can this lady
 Mangledpixel: oh hey, I'm also from the 80s
 NorthstarTex: Guys, gals, NB pals, Ashly Birch
 TehAmelie: didn't we meet you in Arcade Spirits?
 IanAllenBird: : O
 DigitalSeahorse: if me! 
 itsaysTRUENO: can i date a cloud of vape juice?
 DigitalSeahorse: it*
  TXC2: yeap she's from the 80's 
 bytecaster: I mean, she is dead
 BrowneePointz: Ashly Burch!
 TruPhantomAngel: Wow, we can date everything, even the dead!
 josh___something: Oh right, murder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, probably murdered
 ClodiumSoride: I'm curious how many of the dateables can be shipped with each other rather than with the player.
 PhoenixMelior: Min max! Min max!
 Jillexie: Aloy!
 spethycakes: Her story is really good, for anyone who is interested in playing otherwise!
 MommaGart: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThirstyFrailCoffeeHeyGirl-odVQB46TV2lmtnu7
 MadMadameK: no you get the same stats no matter what you go with
 munocard: PLEASE DO THIS, JORDYNNE!
 DigitalSeahorse: no fair, it me!
 TheDevil_Risen: awwww the content skip  F
 ContingentCat: Yesssss please do Jordynne 
 PhoenixMelior: I would be so down jordynne
 Astramentha: Jordynne I’d watch the fuck out of that
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 MAPBoardgames: 
 accountmadeforants: A ghost is still inanimate
 TehAmelie: @ClodiumSoride that doesn't have to be mutually exclusive. . .
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PhoenixMelior: 
 Ciijay: @accountmadeforants omg. You aren't wrong..
 Val_TheRainbowFang: Was that description a reference to the wall?
 TheDevil_Risen: can you date the safe?
 IanAllenBird: ghosts move around, their animation is usually the notable thing about them
 NorthstarTex: ghosts != objects
 NewtyNewts: You were out already, you got it for free
 itsaysTRUENO: call a sexorcist cuz im tryna fuck a ghost
 josh___something: Ugh... Fuckin notifs
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie true, more "can be shipped with each other" at all
 AnjaZeta: Nope, she only shows up at the end of the day
 PhoenixMelior: Your butt
  TXC2: intangible =/= inanimate
 hackingducks: pass.
 MadMadameK: no you didn’t it is a bonus you can only talk to her the first time after you’ve used all charges
 IaCthulhuFthagn: inanimate ≠ immobile
 hackingducks: extraordinarily unlikely
 NorthstarTex: help him out
 3schr: Chat, did they meet Vaughn? Did I miss it?
 TehAmelie: is Tom an AI? was he one all along?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, look, they fired everyone else
 Boopity: Lmaooo
 ElementalAlchemist: "dairy fiend"
 PhoenixMelior: Dairy wizard
 Thisbymaster: can you date your own feet?
 NewtyNewts: Fraud?!
 ReeceNightshade: You can date Tom!
 mercano82: He worked at a DQ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FRAUD
 Snowcookies: this is a bad resume
 NorthstarTex: San Fran Symphony orchestra? Hell yeah bud
 accountmadeforants: He's 39 and a half years old you know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: he committed fraud of a symphony orchestra
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TruPhantomAngel: Why would you admit to fraud on a resume!?!? lol
 public_key_reveal_party: Jorleen, isn't that the Dolly Parton song?
 josh___something: Bro, they only have 5 charges
 ralphthellama: You know, makes sense that Zoey Bennett is played by Ashly Burch
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's not fiction if it exists!
 NewtyNewts: So, ghost times?
 Boopity: Oh no, tinfoilhat knows we fuck
 PhoenixMelior: Like persona 5
 EpiiMeth: Date the date device
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What would be considered unusual?
 dumbo3k: Are we going to be able to date the dateviators?
 TehAmelie: Dolly Parton is right to be scared of Dorleen taking her man, she can date everything
 MommaGart: Chat would really love to see the mousetrap in the basement if we have time
 flatluigi: can we see the dishwasher or the mousetrap
 LadyAiluros: metacognition is thinking about hinking
 TruPhantomAngel: I was wondering who Tin is, and turns out it's Ben Diskin.
Twinnie Onse: Zoey!
aceviru: aww
Michelle E: "Can I date the resume?" That's a great line to come in on.
 spethycakes: board games!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What about the mousetrap too?
 LadyAiluros: it gets tossed around in education a lot
 TheMadChicken: mouse traaaaaap
 goatprince: the safe is there. it's a Contnet Aware thing
 ReeceNightshade: Do the giant pile of boxes! trust
 TehAmelie: Jorleen even
 fcloud: the furnace? hot
 goombalax: the furnace is probably very hot
 GhostValv: 
 Skye_Stryke: +1 for mousetrap
 Ciijay: "Let's go safe"
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Does the safe make you feel safe?
 niccus: safe... or dangerous
 SkylerRingtail: Hell yeah
 GrassVortex: 
 SymphonySolstice: omg hiiiii
 ElementalAlchemist: That tracks for a safe
 josh___something: "safe"
 nyoomgoom: oh
 Kezshra: Oh
 BrowneePointz: Wow she has Huge.....Handles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh OH
 hackingducks: she appears not SAFE for work
 sephsays: do we have a safeword
 accountmadeforants: That is indeed pretty hot
 ghizmou: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666:      
 PhoenixMelior: Smash
 quton: ohh
 Boopity: Oh
 TehAmelie: that's an Amp
 josh___something: Mother
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: That one looks... anything but safe
 ContingentCat: OMG OMG OMG OMG
 NorthstarTex: mistress
 pookahbee: Gonna need a Safe Word!
  TXC2: of course it's a dom
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Findom?
 BlueChloroplast: Pass
 Voidhawk42: *Neuron Activation*
 IanAllenBird: oh?
 niccus: can we tell adam
 Ciijay: Oh..Actually - the safe looking like this is very on point and I LIKE that she's the 'safe'
 Kezshra: Girl help
 Greendrag13: Findommy mommy?
  SmithKurosaki: Yup, smash
 Sleepy__Alice: smash
 darkora: smash
 Ned_Flandalorian: introduce them to timmy
 MalFnord: yes'm
 hackingducks: [smaaaaash]
 protojman: shocker
 EvilBadman: @Skye_Stryke lol if you think mousetrap isn't content warning AF
 Jturbobanana: 
 chrono2x: That is an outfit
 RatherLargeToad: unsafe! unsafe!
 Terminal423: oh yeah
 HavenDragon: oh hi
 NorthstarTex: Not a smash, I will become smahsed.
 IanAllenBird: you don't say
  TXC2: NO SHIT!
 josh___something: Really, skylar?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Degredation CW, YEAH NO SHIT
 Strebenherz: Would kthanks
 ArdCollider: it's sad that Adam's immense wife search has ended with Jordynne finding her.
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 goatprince: friend?
 goombalax: hate
 PhoenixMelior: Love
 chrono2x: friend
 NorthstarTex: love
 hackingducks: 
 goateedave86: Friends
 IanAllenBird: smash
 Astramentha: love
  SmithKurosaki: Love
 theinvulnerabletide: love!
 themercenary1987: Friendship
 Joecool190: love
Scarbble: love
 3schr: HATE
 Sleepy__Alice: love
 TruPhantomAngel: love
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Love
 Terminal423: love
 FromBrainToKeyboard: friend
 spicyFerret_: [dial-up noises]
 darkora: smash
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Please tell me this gets skipped with a safe word.
 josh___something: Love
 CodenameBluebird1: uuuuuummmm SMASH
 DarkNacht: Freind
 HavenDragon: love
 Jturbobanana: You wanna see reggie again?
 BrowneePointz: OMG. Jordynne this is Ragyo from Kill La Kill. That makes PERFECT sense
  Sarah_Serinde: Pretty sure I know what chat thinks 
 DaSunao: Chat wishes to be stepped on
 theinvulnerabletide: she seems so into you XD
 ContingentCat: Yesssss
  SmithKurosaki: ooo money crop
 Boopity: "I love you" "Fine"
 goombalax: she has a little crop made of money
 Barb4rian: Safe-mommy
 NorthstarTex: that crop...
 josh___something: Thaaaaanks, sophia
 ClodiumSoride: the money for findom vibes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her crop has money on the end!!!
 fcloud: i like a game where i can level up my sass
 ClockTamer: I don’t want to smash her, I NEED HER TO SMASH ME
 PhoenixMelior: Date money???
 GhostValv: 
  TXC2: fuck we're rich!
 itsaysTRUENO: oh no
 accountmadeforants: Oh no, she's also hot
 aitsu100: she's cute
 TehAmelie: Cole Cash, i presume
 NorthstarTex: say it
 PhoenixMelior: WHOA
 Ciijay: Oh wow.
 LadyAiluros: yooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
  SmithKurosaki: do ut
 aliumsativum: From what I've seen at Amy and Voxy, she is written really good and all about consent.
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen NO
 DigitalSeahorse: I was expecting a scrooge
  TXC2: dating money, the capitalist dream
 goombalax: ok the money girl is the best
 itsaysTRUENO: im so relieved its not rule34 benjamin franklin
 DarkNacht: Oh, MC is a brat
 MisterZimbu: less than anticipated?
 MalFnord: is... is this findom?
Scarbble: the tablet being the credit card chip is a great touch
 DaSunao: Is this her daughter?
 public_key_reveal_party: @itsaystrueno that sentence made me hate having eyes
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The credit card chip.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, subs tend to be confident people
 ElementalAlchemist: yes. yes! probably not?
 Zerragonoss: Falling in love with money sounds so expensive.
 PhoenixMelior: @dasunao i think its her findomme bestie
 josh___something: Well... We ARE unemployed now
 Ciijay: Oh no.. people only come to her for money. That's sad 
 Pyroxx___: Let me guess... Monet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Top one
 Jigokuro: "Unpromising lover" 
 public_key_reveal_party: Also, her jacket is pretty sick
 BrowneePointz: MELLINOE!
 ContingentCat: Omg
 goombalax: I love her wallet outfit
 Ciijay: Her jacket having credit cards is great
 NorthstarTex: a Fin-dom!
 Ciijay: Oh yeah it's a wallet jacket
  TXC2: oh her outfit is a wallet 
 darkora: time is money, pal
 Boon_33: time is money
 ContingentCat: Her time is valuable
 niccus: google money inflation to know more
 Coloneljesus: please do not inflate her
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Top one
 itsaysTRUENO: alexa show me monique inflation
 SK__Ren: What is a wallet but a leather money jacket
 PhoenixMelior: CHAT
 Ciijay: She sounds like an accountant. I REALLY like the direction they did with this
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MungoDude: who has rent that low?
  TXC2: itsaysTRUENO  the federal bank says no 
 mercano82: It's easy, just make $100,000 a month.
 accountmadeforants: Love you too, Monique
 hackingducks: i don't want my money being that cute. too painful to give her away ;_;
 darkora: can we date the budget/
 commentarywife: I believe she means don't spend more than 10% frivourously
 goatprince: there's the boxes and are and boardgames
 Mathwyn: Curse you fiscal responsibility lady
 goatprince: *art
 ContingentCat: oh nooooo
 BlueChloroplast: Board games!
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 flatluigi: she's so good
 PhoenixMelior: Can we date a tchotchke?
 NewtyNewts: Holiday supplies time
 Ciijay: A party girl!! So cute
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like you need to take notes on what all is in each room
Scarbble: omg hiiii
 TehAmelie: we probably don't even have a mortgage, just insurance. and utilities. and land tax.
 BrowneePointz: So this was the Holiday Decorations and NOT the Boxes just a heads up
 TheDevil_Risen: omg i love her
 DigitalSeahorse: she's xmas
 Ritaspirithntr: @BrowneePointz REALLY?! That’s a range!!
 Astramentha: omg adorable
 goombalax: the skeleton
 NorthstarTex: that skeleton is living their best life
 PhoenixMelior: Holly Daye?
 josh___something: She's all our crappy holiday decorations!
 Gulleko: do we have a rubber ducky in the tub we can say hello to?
 Shadowsoflife: @Ritaspirithntr Yea
 MadMadameK: yeah date the other boxes
 EvilBadman: The boardgames seem to a crowd favorite as well
 Boopity: Oh
Krektogar: time hasn't had meaning for years!
 theinvulnerabletide: awww she cute
 Boopity: Reminder that we've just been locked in our house for almost a week without being able to leave
 PhoenixMelior: Called it
 ElementalAlchemist: Holly Day
 public_key_reveal_party: She's so cute
 DaSunao: @Krektogar Oof, I feel that.
 TehAmelie: let's deck some halls huh
Scarbble: holly you're adorable
 accountmadeforants: Oh those twin tails go hard
 IanAllenBird: totally the saying
Mai_Andra: That skeleton is living.
FlushmasterCyclonis: She's lube?
 BrowneePointz: ooooh Brianna Knickerbocker! Rem from Re:Zero!
 SmithKurosaki: omg <3
Michelle E: Oooookay
Abaddon2501: love!
Michelle E: I... want to cosplay that...
Abaddon2501: Jordynne, do you stream by yourself?
Twinnie Onse: You have Holly in your bedroom too.
  Sarah: Jordynne doesn't currently stream but she was saying she might want to start again just to play through this game
  Sarah: In case she does at some point: https://www.twitch.tv/s1ck1y
 SmithKurosaki: Would totally watch if she did
 Boopity: Love our ghost gf just watching this conversation from the side
 MAPBoardgames: Everybody loves butter
 IanAllenBird: social butter, an ill-advised lubricant
 TehAmelie: psa: don't use butter for lube
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such profound ADHD energy
  TXC2: social butter, you spread her on communist toast
 MAPBoardgames: boardgames?
 Voidhawk42: Boardgames is hilarious
 BrowneePointz: Ashley Johnson!
 goateedave86: Bored James?
 goatprince: there's also Art and the ventilation system.
Mai_Andra: big stacks of boxes behind is a different thing
Scarbble: oh no they're hot
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 Boopity: Jordynne
 NorthstarTex: the surge protector whip
 TheMerricat: Feel like Holly is the sort of person who wears ALL the flair, unironicly
 ContingentCat: ohhhhhh hello
 BlueChloroplast: Hawt
 ClodiumSoride: Indiana Croft?
 Strebenherz: Smash
 HavenDragon: oh hi...
 BrowneePointz: Ashley motherfuckin JOHNSON!
 PhoenixMelior: Am Jordynne okay?
 MommaGart: Hey it's Ashley Johnson!
 spethycakes: What a delight 
 aitsu100: Enby Andie Jones
 flatluigi: hey jordynne can you home stream this
 josh___something: Jordynne, steady
  SmithKurosaki: Music to
 Mangledpixel: Crafted Lara?
Scarbble: she can break ME down
 itsaysTRUENO: I hope she didnt date one of her students! Bad Indy!
 Ritaspirithntr: yup!! that’s Ashley!!! 
 josh___something: Ashley freaking Johnson
 spethycakes: snack!
 accountmadeforants: Oh her whip is an extension cord, excellent
 TureTapir: ashley ?
 MostCallMe__Tim: Is that Ashley Johnson?
 hackingducks: i like her power strip whip
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ashley Johnson is a treasure
 EvilBadman: @MostCallMe__Tim yarp
 Strebenherz:    
 Boopity: Jordynne am not ok
 ContingentCat: it's alright Jordynne me too
 BrowneePointz: She is GORGEOUS and I'm not okay. My Bi heart 
  TXC2: hello raiders
 Shadowsoflife: Hey Raiders o/
 SkipIives: @mommagart indeed it is!
 aitsu100: what a dork
 IanAllenBird: who doesn't
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000 100
 bytecaster: Don't we all have a few personality defects?
 ContingentCat: she can run me like the fuckin navy
 ralphthellama: I find it really funny that Ashley is playing a character named Beau
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I know, right? My silly little bi heart is utterly destroyed
 Thagnok: Is that Ashley Johnson?
 Shadowsoflife: Yes
 Ciijay: there's another character in here that I want to ship her with that really likes items stored
 MadMadameK: the Pile of boxes is different from her, behind the ghost
 ralphthellama: @thagnok yes
 SkipIives: yes
 spethycakes: I love her 
 BrowneePointz: Yes it's Ashley Johnson
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 MAPBoardgames: This box is wrapped up in a Beau
 kusinohki: with out the defects, I have no personality!
 Ciijay: I keep wanting to ship these characters with other items in the game haha
 lightfut: I dig her for sure
 IanAllenBird: turtles.....
 Ritaspirithntr: as much of a dork as the actor who voices them (affectionately) 
  SmithKurosaki: @Ciijay, Will be very easy with Beau
 aitsu100: i've been called ancient
 spethycakes: she's not aggressive
 mercano82: She belongs in a museum.
 DigitalSeahorse: she's the box of everything
 PhoenixMelior: Not yet anyway
 Calhoun327: Is she going to turn into a grave robber?
 public_key_reveal_party: Some people are into that though
 ContingentCat: nah, it'll be more than 20 min
 BrowneePointz: Ashley is just so fucking charming
 HbombAndFriends: 92
 CodenameBluebird1: She even looks like Ashley!
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup my good ADHD and autistic fellow friend
 TehAmelie: not in a sexual way, she's just going to use the extension cord as a grappling hook to get down the stairs and break both of your's feet
 lightfut: Is this .. What it feels like to be charmed?
 Astramentha: this is the first one who cares about US as a person
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne could date Volt and Beau and be happy forever
 spethycakes: She is like a Whole Person
 Astramentha: well, who asks, rather than
 nyoomgoom: shaking hands solemnly w jordynne
 LadyAiluros: y'knnow I'm not even into dating sims but I like the puzzle in this game and I kinda wanna try it
 saucemaster5000: I bet she knows how to tie knots
 Ciijay: Houseologist is an amazing title
 PhoenixMelior: THE RESIDENT
 Critterbot: "on" this house. 
 NorthstarTex: I want to go on so many adventures with her
 GameSageZB: Her eyebrows are great.
 PBlackcoat: Jordynne experiencing the truest of emotions: Gay Panic
 Boopity: HEARTBREAK
 themercenary1987: THE RESIDENT (And Likely Evil)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
  TXC2: ah boo
 Astramentha: 
 josh___something: Awwwww...
 darkora: 
 electra310: Aw no
  SmithKurosaki: sad 
 Boopity: IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
 GhostValv: </3
 goatprince: are we fumbling on stream today
 goateedave86: You can get one bird in your box
 LadyAiluros: no Mac client. Womp womp.
 itsaysTRUENO: ohh birds in your box... wowee
 IanAllenBird: oh no we've met her so late into the stream
 TheMadChicken: awww
 ElementalAlchemist: we love board games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @IanAllenBird They mentioned potential bonus streams
 PhoenixMelior: Ian come back in an hour we have to talk to Beau more
silenceaux: Sometimes the flirter is also experiencing gay panic
 commentarywife: It's BRENNAN
  SmithKurosaki: hehehe
 flatluigi: BRENNAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 NorthstarTex: Brennan Lee Mulligan! 
 PhoenixMelior: BRENNAN
 josh___something: Hello, brennan lee mulligan
 MrSarkhan: Yes!!!
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 TheManaLeek: Oh on, board game character is going to call me out hard...
 JessieImproved: here we gooooo
 TehAmelie: Ben Ulmer?
 theinvulnerabletide: HI BRENNAN
 goatprince: i'm this guy, sometimes, on stream
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MTGRanger: oh my god that is Brennan Lee Mulligan
  SmithKurosaki: lol brennan
 MostCallMe__Tim: Hi Brennan
 iris_of_ether: I knew it lol
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh course it is Brennan
 SkipIives: of course it is.
 protojman: ahhhh of course of course
 Ciijay: Oh my gosh this IS Brennan's voice
 Ciijay: the laughter omg
 Ritaspirithntr: oh no
 TheMadChicken: 
 spethycakes: hahahahah
 CodenameBluebird1: HI BRENNAN!
  Foxmar320: Im scared
 DaSunao: 
 MTGRanger: that's *very* Brennan
 Kentosaurus: parker bros and milton bradley
 hackingducks: is his last name Milton?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow ok
 BrowneePointz: I love that Brennan is the Board Games, and Matt Mercer is the d20
 ClodiumSoride: is his belt buckle the MtG card back?
 DigitalSeahorse:  a clown
 Voidhawk42: Lean into the madness
 nosole: Parker Bradley is a name I haven't heard in a loooong time
 public_key_reveal_party: Parker Bradly makes me upset
 MAPBoardgames: I'm feeling seen.
Mai_Andra: the connect four vest
 NorthstarTex: He nails this performance so well
 BrowneePointz: his belt is a Yu Gi Oh Card!
 TehAmelie: hehe, the hand full of ace of hearts
 BlueChloroplast: Belt is yugioh
 MTGRanger: wow he's forward
 RoeDent89: That escalated quickly
 Calhoun327: I immediately noped out of this one. Dude was going to turn into JigSaw
 public_key_reveal_party: @clodiumsoride it looks more yu gi oh
 ClodiumSoride: @BlueChloroplast ah, thanks
 spethycakes: Rules
 saucemaster5000: buddy we need you to take the enthusiasm down a couple meeples
 RoeDent89: Uh oh
 MommaGart: mmmmm ruuuuules
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The anime was meant to be a cautionary tale.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 mercano82: Roll a seduction check.
 SkylerRingtail: Parker needs to meet the safe...
Abaddon2501: That'd be amazing. Thanks for the info
Abaddon2501: Same. I'd def watch
  Rogue 7: That's Ashley Johnson or I'm a muppet lmao
  Sarah: I don't think Jordynne is okay
 SmithKurosaki: @Rogue 7 correct
Michelle E: I take it back, this is the cosplay I'm doing
  Rogue 7: @SmithKurosaki I like that your answer implies that I could, in fact, be a muppet
  Rogue 7: That'd be nice
 SmithKurosaki: heh
  Rogue 7: LMAO
Michelle E: Aaaand this is my actual boyfriend...
  Sarah: Yeah this is one of the few characters I've seen already and I don't want to date him but I did want them to experience him XD
 SmithKurosaki: *nods*
 ekimekim: ok so Brennan is in this, Matt Mercer is in this, Felicia Day is in this...so my question is who is Erika Ishii playing
LathosTiran: is that tatto the cones of dunshire?
 ClockTamer: DOES HE HAVE A YUGIOH BELT BUCKLE?!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 NewtyNewts: Hmmm...
  Sarah_Serinde: Good rule
 ContingentCat: always good to discuss boundries and limits
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be great
 BrowneePointz: yes he has a Duel Disk belt buckle
 GrassVortex: being voiced by Brennan, that sound very likely 
 flatluigi: @ekimekim your sex toys and that is not a joke
 LithelyUnshod: @ekimekim Not TOS appropriate
  SmithKurosaki: @ekimekim We're sadly not talking to Erika... she's a lil too 18_
 itsaysTRUENO: autism coded? no. autism inscribed
 ekimekim: oh that is amazing
  SmithKurosaki: 18+*
 Ciijay: Why is Brennan also competitive in this game too.. Ahahaha 
 josh___something: Such a dork
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ekimekim She is in the nightstand next to the bed.
 PhilanthropyLich: Wow, Brennan has so much fun with this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsaysTRUENO Autism flashing neon sign
 saucemaster5000: oh I love people testing me and making me jump through hoops to hang out
 MAPBoardgames: It must be true, it rhymed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, the testing is not how board game people roll
 DaSunao: Candyland isn't a game!
 hackingducks: ehhh i dunno about sand. it's coarse and rough...
 GhostValv: wowie 
 public_key_reveal_party: He seems enthusiastic at least
 MrSarkhan: I need Brennan to do some more voice acting. That was incredible.
silenceaux: Oh I just noticed the Guess Who epaulettes(?)
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Maker Day! at Thu 12:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 3schr: Chat, did they meet Vaughn?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unfortunate
 trolltan: i wish my attraction to people worked this way
 ElementalAlchemist: well, that was incredible
 PhoenixMelior: Oh man i wanna see more
 GrassVortex: this was really fun 
 SymphonySolstice: that was great
 Patorik: Who's going to somersault this time?
 Thagnok: More athletics at 4k?
  TXC2: !subathon
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  TXC2: kristian_fischer  
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 themercenary1987: WOW
 DigitalSeahorse: 30! 
 electra310: Whoa, there it is!
 Piratical_tendancies:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you already married him
 Micalovits: Nice!
 goombalax: oh well there it is
 MalFnord: Entirely fair
 PhoenixMelior: Date Graham and only Graham
 malsareus: they have to be Graham
 MrSarkhan: 4k!
 DaSunao:   
 shushu2539: wouldn't you date the clock cat?
  TXC2: 4K sub HYPE
 Therberus: As evidenced by Mr. Stark
 bytecaster: We making stuff
 TheAinMAP:   
 NorthstarTex: 4k get!
 TehAmelie: woo
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 IanAllenBird:  
  TXC2: !events
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 josh___something: Some of these people are the reddest of flags, to be fair
 electra310: Somersault time! 
 BrowneePointz: Maker! I hardly know 'er!
 LittleNekorin:   
Scarbble: i absolutely heard that as 'miku day' the first time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, gotta go pick up prescriptions now
 MadMadameK: not weird? lol well they are all a little weird lol
 LathosTiran: @kristian_fischer Thanks for the gift sub!
 KumikoYenma: Thank you @kristian_fischer!
 BrowneePointz: Models Solder then Bake Off in which ANgel is going to BODY Wheeler
42MiLLyWays is gifting 100 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 141 in the channel!
 ContingentCat: Ooo bakeoff
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  Rogue 7: They didn't give him a script, they just asked Brennan to talk
  Rogue 7: (not actually true but that's sure what it feels like lmao)
 SmithKurosaki: Right? Very Brennan Vibes
OVERKiLL!: 4k
  Sarah: I love public domain movie night
Michelle E: Which Fallout?
 SmithKurosaki: 1
 ClockTamer: BLRR Man Group
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NoxStryx Last year they did a bonus stream to finish Dialtown
 Cptasparagus: Break cam second only to actual cam
 RockPusher: LEGO 
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twitch Bits also can be used: 500 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 1000 Bits will add 2 minutes).
 goateedave86: Putting the LRR in BLRR
 itsaysTRUENO: the clock went up 2 hours during date everything
 PhoenixMelior: @itsaystrueno chat knows what it wants. To date Beau.
 MWGNZ:  
  qrpth: !advice
  SmithKurosaki: @itsaysTRUENO We got a 100 bomb right at the end
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 IanAllenBird: howdy!
 TheAinMAP:   
 TheDevil_Risen: wooo
 Astramentha:   
 frameshifty: haha
 themercenary1987: OGa Chaka Oga Chaka
 Boon_33:  
 Didero: Oooh, the Millennium Falcon!
 darkora: 
Kivipaperisakset: ooga-chaka?
 protojman:   
 wedge_x: makin' little mens
 MAPBoardgames: Oh yeah! Shake it, baby!
 UltraVioletVodoo: 1000
 electra310: LMAO
 ContingentCat: Close enough
 IanAllenBird: they chose friendship largely
 PhoenixMelior: We banged a spider web maybe?
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Just made it back from work to catch Maker Day!
 accountmadeforants: Excuse you, we only fucked a ghost and a vault
 themercenary1987: NOOOOOOOO
 goatprince: nice !
 MWGNZ: 
 Voidhawk42: There is an air fryer. He is a Friar and tries to convert you to his religion
 TheDevil_Risen: least the inside is moist
 Astramentha: PAUL NO
 aitsu100: ooooo Falcon
  SmithKurosaki: 
 RockPusher: no no, the moisture is *inside* the dehumidifier
 niccus: jerkin till its jerky
 ContingentCat: it's after the watershed somewhere
 nyoomgoom: wheeze
 Shadowsoflife: 
 InconsiderateHat: No you're thinking of the laundry dryer
 hey__chat: btw do we have a cutoff time at which point we’ll go the outro automatically?
 saucemaster5000: don't not sub, gotit
 vinewood_og: "DM I do that"
 Boon_33: each dehumidifier has a hot end and a cold end.
 ContingentCat: Ooooo
 RandomTrivia: Ooooooooooh 
 themercenary1987: ooooooooooo
 Sudobyte: I would sub for that safe
 electra310: Oooooh
  TXC2: stretch you say?
 nyoomgoom: stretch goal what!!
 northos: keep subbing? we did just meet the dominatrix 
 DigitalSeahorse: I've been banging my own dehumidifier  cause it keeps getting too hot when I turn it on for more than half an hour
 ClockTamer: I wish I could paint along but unfortunately I’m stuck at work
Kivipaperisakset: let me see if I have an extra $5... nope, but  go, go all of you who do!
moamyn is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 15 in the channel!
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 LostThePirate: Oooo
 UltraVioletVodoo: 1000 1000 1000
  TXC2: moamyn  
 RandomTrivia: 
 kristian_fischer: Stretch Goal is also a thing in Date Everything.
 RockPusher:   
 electra310: Oh, the ice cream truck!
 brieandbacon:   
 MAPBoardgames: But is it Based Icecream?
Thagnok is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 public_key_reveal_party: Dilly bar   
ArdCollider is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
 aitsu100: donkey
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  TXC2: 
  Sarah_Serinde: James I'm coming over this weekend 
 RandomTrivia: I think I can throw another quarter of an hour on there for a stretch goal
 Ashmantle:    
 PhoenixMelior: Welp, here it com3w
 NorthstarTex: icecream goal is in play!
 TheAinMAP:  
RandomTrivia is gifting 15 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 154 in the channel!
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 LiveLittlebird: Hooray for truck!
  TXC2: ArdCollider  Thagnok  moamyn  RandomTrivia  
Kivipaperisakset: it's been that long!?
 electra310: Yay gifters!   
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes channel points
 Ashmantle:   
 MommaGart: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazingPoisedJuiceChocolateRain-uXnWwxEg4gnOdVDj
  TXC2: there's a great G-volg on it
 Critterbot: Yeah, I remember that.
 RandomTrivia: That vlog was great
 MalFnord: James says ice cream and all of a sudden the subs just come rolling in 
 chrono2x: 1000 I CREM
cuzuki is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
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cuzuki gifted a Tier 1 sub to marrslink!
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cuzuki gifted a Tier 1 sub to BNaut!
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 RandomTrivia: IAN 
  TXC2: cuzuki  
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyRamshackleYamFutureMan-3UWcaCiVidj_leJs
 BrowneePointz: or just not the racist ass Turkey in the Straw
 goateedave86: https://youtu.be/RRmtO3Bt_0M?si=agwN9bqQtQoQe-NM
stoleetech is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
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stoleetech gifted a Tier 1 sub to DJ_Ho!
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stoleetech gifted a Tier 1 sub to illneval!
 LostThePirate: Crap, wrong link lol
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, stoleetech! Welcome to azurvoid, DJ_Ho, mfenorth, LokiSchmokiPoki, and illneval! (Today's storm count: 512)
 Ashmantle:  
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: stoleetech  
 maxthefourth: Down with the lactose
 MWGNZ: nin closer dot midi
 ArdCollider: @TXC2 Wedge thought you were just yelling "thagnok" at me and is now going "thagnok! when the walls fell."
 MAPBoardgames: There's a good Venga Bus remix I know of.
 LostThePirate: https://youtu.be/RRmtO3Bt_0M?si=sAa6pwOSlNnea4Pi
  TXC2: ArdCollider  oh dear 
 Austere_Squire: wow, i stepped away for a half hour meeting and that shot up like 3-4 hours
 LostThePirate: ^ Gvlog Ice Cream
 mercano82: A SID track, not a MIDI, if you want to stay on-theme with LRR.
 itsaysTRUENO: smart to keep the warhammer kids away from each other
 IanAllenBird: I have been meaning to learn how to solder, but I probably shouldn't do that unsupervised in my tiny flammable apartment
 Sudobyte: the paint shop boys
 aitsu100: Caramelldansen coming out of an Icecream truck would be amazing
 electra310: @Austere_Squire We got our stretch goal, it is ice cream truck!
  TXC2: nids !
 RandomTrivia: That looks amazing
 RustZenith: Paint Boys, make some paint noise.
 DigitalSeahorse: woo public domain movie later
 IanAllenBird: oh damn
CustardIsMassive: You can't rush these things
 quton: thats cool
 Austere_Squire: oooh, the good boi
 nosole: Those look dope Ben
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twit…
  Simriel: Oooh, what is Warhammer working on
aceviru: Woo. Let's go
  Simriel: What Warhammer is Cameron working on*
OVERKiLL!: iced keeeeem
darrin: oh come on it has to be Corey's vanga bus remix
 BlueChloroplast: Nids!
Krektogar: that looks so good
Kivipaperisakset: synthwave is great ambient tunes for playing EOE
 Simonark: That is just a great looking killing machine
 defaultedusername: Whoa, sick sliver!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrepuscularSpicyLadiesPlanking-PKVBJ7-SRDmI0JFi
 couchboyj: Looks great, but also looks like it ate a 90s Taco Bell
 Thagnok: @ArdCollider Hahaha
 thesimbiote: Oooooooooh, love the jewel tones
 MAPBoardgames: In the grim darkness of the future, there is no camouflage
 TehAmelie: purple snake, is this gonna be okay for TOS?
 itsaysTRUENO: hex grid horizon
 PhoenixMelior: Do we get tunes with our paint boys?
 Kentosaurus: @couchboyj lol
  TXC2: MAPBoardgames  only Orks use camo 
 RockPusher: saccccccc
 RustZenith: I have been tempted to start painting minis, where should I start?
 IanAllenBird: I don't have paint but I might look for a new crochet pattern to work on
 Rasaella: zellow
 Thagnok: @ArdCollider For context, Thagnok was the name I came up with for my half orc assassin in BG2 when I was 14, and it's been a handle I've used ever since.
 DigitalSeahorse: I worked with a glow paint on those earrings last DB
 GrassVortex: 
 ArdCollider: @Thagnok it's fucking great and 14-year-old you was a prodigy.
 MWGNZ: birb
 thesimbiote: Beautiful detailing
  TXC2: Thagnok  I also made this name when I was 13-14 
 RandomTrivia: That's a really cool effect
 TheAinMAP: 
 zefinderus: That looks sick
 ClockTamer: I used UV reactive paint on the lasers and lights on the Battletech minis for my Craftalong!
 RockPusher: !bird
 Thagnok: @TXC2 Nice
 stippledotter: I love seeing Number Go Up. I've only been able to watch sporadically so far, but I just tested covid positive and suddenly need a 24 hour comfort watch
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabRealKimchiPJSalt-xMipuTGPqXYNFiAn
 RandomTrivia: 
 RustZenith: @stippledotter Hydrate and rest my person.
 RockPusher: small falcon
 TehAmelie:  Covid
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Birds? Bannerspear represent!
 darkora: I have Corsairs to paint at some point and I'm tempted to use that colour scheme myself, that looks sick
  TXC2: HUNDRED, we can have one
 ContingentCat: "big" is relative
 LostThePirate: Oooo
 RandomTrivia: Very cool
 TheAinMAP: Also a bird.
 AugmentingPath: 0.9 hundreds of dollars
 Didero: but why not the $800 Millennium Falcon?
 Thagnok: @ArdCollider Adult me writes books for a living, so I guess the signs were there "early".
 mwlsn: Is there a small Falcon now?
 thesimbiote: Maker Math in action
 accountmadeforants: Less than a hundred? So you get 20 bricks? 
 ContingentCat: 
 Snowcookies: what was Cam painting again?
 mercano82: Looks like it'll take up less space then my Lego Concorde
 cheetoJack: lego plants are the current problem in my home
  Sarah_Serinde: James you say that like there can only be one
 GreyThey: Mi-LRR-nium Falcon?
  TXC2: Snowcookies  Eldar corsairs
  SmithKurosaki: Lego's great for multiple reasons, except your wallet and space
 goombalax: the Centennial Shoebill
   LoadingReadyRun: vaporwave tyrranids have a specially evolved synth generating organ
  TXC2: incoming ads
 The_Real_Chicky: @cheetoJack i feel you so bad
  SmithKurosaki: Lego plants are a great way to not end up with biomass
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm a LEGO problem and I haven't even built most of what I do have
 TehAmelie: i feel like you could use that model as a dashboard decoration in the big scale lego Millennium Falcon
 Williams4jesus: !findquote lego
  LRRbot: Quote #7702: "My skeleton isn't made of Lego, it's made of dark magic." —Heather [2021-07-23]
 RandomTrivia: That sure was a lot of proper nouns 
 ContingentCat: a shoegaze Gundam? Does is it use a lot of petals?
 mwlsn: oh no there's one piece lego now
LidofLoathing: a what
 PhoenixMelior: Big naturals
 itsaysTRUENO: clip that
 goatprince: gandalf?
 atinyspacemarine: I saw someone turned that falcon kit into the pillar of autumn
  SmithKurosaki: @DigitalSeahorse I've got an unopened Razor Crest
KWardJenx: Nice...
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
 Jillexie: Those were a lot of words and I'm not sure how they combine together 
  SmithKurosaki: @atinyspacemarine Which one?
 ClockTamer: Spoilers Ian!
atinyspacemarine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 122 months!
 atinyspacemarine: Subs!  Big naturals!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, atinyspacemarine! (Today's storm count: 513)
  TXC2: moms do tend to do that in Anime
 Uniclonus: This reminds me, I have a Master Gundam sitting around that I keep not building
 mercano82: Looks like that is Lego set 75375, which has 921 pieces.
 melegaunt_: "trimming down the in-hole"
 RockPusher: Keep your in-hole trimmed
 RandomTrivia: Dammit Cameron
 PhoenixMelior: !findquote naturals
  LRRbot: Quote #7885: "A ravine is almost like a natural canal." —RebelliousUno [2021-11-30]
 public_key_reveal_party: I have never seen any Gundam, so any time Ian starts talking about it I treat it like folklore
 MWGNZ: 
 wedge_x: TOO NAKED
 Jillexie: Cameron
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Jasoman: Cameron with a easy score
 ContingentCat:  Cam
 quton: seconded
 thesimbiote: Gonna lurk and work. Painting a commissioned polymer clay commission along with you all today
 DaxStrife: In one minute Ian said "big naturals," "mommy," "peg" and "holes."
 PhoenixMelior: Woohooing happenes
 vinewood_og: Time to pegging a minute forty lol
  TXC2: I thought all the lwedness would end with the now Kiss stream being over 
 malsareus: no deaths reported
 IanAllenBird: : o
 ContingentCat: yaaay
 Jillexie: No fires
 public_key_reveal_party: @daxstrife he's going for a combo
 RandomTrivia:  hooray!
 Ned_Flandalorian: woohoo ensued
 AugmentingPath: Are you sad? Maybe your bed sucks. And now, a word from our sponsors...
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
 ContingentCat: UM
 Gekyouryuu: gelgoog girl is summed up as: "newtypes aren't real" she said, newtyping all over the place with a flashback scene that implied she was a lesbian whose love interest died in battle with the Gundam, and so she settled down in a comphet marriage because she felt life afforded no choices to anyone not doing the norm.
 goatprince: oh?
 Astramentha: XD
 IanAllenBird: ope
 ContingentCat: maybe not double beds
 Kentosaurus: oh no
  TXC2: oh dear
 Ned_Flandalorian: now hang on
 Trahas: oh no
 Snowcookies: yeah....
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 PhoenixMelior: Yup
 ContingentCat: ok?
 RandomTrivia: Neat
 Ned_Flandalorian: one of those happened in the crypt, not the beds
 themercenary1987: Date Everything?
  TXC2: not the most crack pairing
 itsaysTRUENO: Loading Ready Run (a train)
 Boopity: This simulation is a vision of hell
 GameSageZB: Greeler?
 ContingentCat: Who is on your bingo card Ben?
  Simriel: I love Bird Guy
  Sarah: I enjoy that James is here with Lego
  Simriel: Also, the Archons Court has a Bird Guy too, but on a different arm, so you can actually build a guy with Two bird
  Simriel: No weapons, only Birds
OVERKiLL!: that Falcon tho
OVERKiLL!: Public Domain Movie Night is 🔥
Phillip Collar: James on a crafting show? heck yeah!
  Simriel: I can see it :P
 PhoenixMelior: In the crypt
 darkora: 
 DigitalSeahorse: they do both love coffee
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
 goatprince: wow
 Boon_33: spooky
 ContingentCat: 
 JRandomHacker: okay yeah that makes sense
  Foxmar320: On brand?
 Austere_Squire: that tracks
 thesimbiote: In TS4, good beds, good fridges, good toilets/showers are the easiest way to keep large households alive and happy
KWardJenx: On brand
 goateedave86: Kath Leather?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Jillexie: So, expected.
 nosole: There are sooooo many things to bone in for the Sims
 ContingentCat: very on brand for both of them
 Crudler: Very on brand
 Sleepy__Alice: that's the most kathleen thing i've ever heard
 Patorik: I mean, yeah
 RockPusher:   
 Austere_Squire: You were flirting with Matt, Ben
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen is just a vampire in spirit.
 CodenameBluebird1: on brand for both
 commentarywife: oh Heather definitelybit severaltimes
 nosole: Or rather "Woo-Hoo" in the Sims parlance
 Austere_Squire: Heather ATTACKED Alex the first day
 TehAmelie: Heather is a vampire and Kathleen seems to want to be, so. . .
 RandomTrivia: Yeah but what about in the Sims? 
 Greendrag13: Kathleen and Heather, in the crypt? Sounds very on brand
 KitteyWolf: oh yeah ben you were flirting with matt in the pool
 nyoomgoom: i mean heather has been biting lol
 itsaysTRUENO: We don't like your kind here, witcher. Prepare to kill me in one hit.
 malsareus: also the plumbing is made of paper
 Marvoleath: where else would you bone, if not in a crypt
 electra310: And they broke every computer and every bit of plumbing in the house
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 marshallade: really kathleen was just trying to help heather with a ritual pertinent to getting YouTube uploads to go well
 malsareus: also the roof patio became a garbage dump
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @electra310 During woo-hoo?
 brieandbacon: It's a new blade, yes it is!
 cuzuki: I love that they have started doing that for the newer Gunpla kits
 itsaysTRUENO: @marshallade that's true youtube is a hell mouth
Kivipaperisakset: crypts are dedicated bone zones
 ArdCollider: I had Jordynne and Adam on audio-only the other night and when it switched to Sims it was like found footage audio horror
 DanielJennaGrouse: Bandai has a patent on it I believe
 AugmentingPath: ah, a spruetype
 ArdCollider: just sploshing noises and Simlish
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: bandai making gw look positively medieval with every new release
 Thadrin46: hammering some war?
 munocard: primer
Kivipaperisakset: step 1: run
 DaxStrife: First step: "Don't."
 DanielJennaGrouse: they can do multiple colours on a single part as well (also movable joints that come premoulded on the runner)
 MWGNZ: if youve got a gw store nearby go visit and paint a free onw
  SmithKurosaki: I love how lego builds use a bunch of wild colours for internal structure
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 munocard: primer and rattle cans and a cheap HG are where you start.
 ContingentCat: Primer is a good idea whatever you're painting, minis, walls, or nails
 owangel1: I want to get back into Gunpla kits again, but I'm not sure what kit to start back up with again
 Kivipaperisakset: Woo! gift sub! THankeee @Veggiekeks
 zefinderus: airfix are great
 TheDevil_Risen: airfix kits are great
 munocard: @owangel1 The Witch from Mercury kits are fantastic HGs to start with.
 TheDevil_Risen: for beginners
 g0blinslide: honestly, get cheap models. Anything overstock at the game store. Youre first models will suck, so get some cheap ones to begin
 munocard: Mr Surfacer
 thesimbiote: Many local libraries also offer 3D printing services and mini painting classes, for a low cost of entry option
 Greendrag13: I struggle with black primers. Makes it hard for me to see the details I'm working with
 melegaunt_: As someone who has only ever painted minis and terrain, the idea of painting larger models kind of scares me. I can't bring myself to even tackle vehicles for the minitatures games. 
 TS_Terrapin: Yeah, I'm honestly finding markers are great for mini painting when I don't have time or space for a dedicated setup.
 MWGNZ: warhammer stores let you go in and paint a free mini
 Boiler_bot: Ooh what's the LEGO kit?
 itsaysTRUENO: i've been looking for a new hobby to completely dominate my life
 RustZenith: ty all for the advice
  TXC2: Boiler_bot  millennium falcon
 Boiler_bot: Sweet!
 munocard: Bandai is also trying to get in on the Warhammer thing with Gundam Assemble, and you can get minis with the Gundam TCG starter decks.
 Thadrin46: GW have a few armies where base-wash-drybrush is plenty good enough.
 ClockTamer: my desert bus craft alongs have used slapchop in various ways
 thesimbiote: Also: if you're struggling to get good coverage with your yellow or gold paints, put a base layer of pink down first
 ClockTamer: it’s a good technique
  TXC2: Base wash drybrush, clap clap clapclapclap
 public_key_reveal_party: Not going to lie, I'm glad that by the time I started watching lrr doing stuff with Warhammer I have too much else going on in my life so I don't think "yeah I have time to pick up one more expensive hobby"
  Sarah: Gotta keep up the tradition of Lego during the subathon
aceviru: Haha
Michelle E: On brand
OVERKiLL!: Crypt 🦴
Phillip Collar: something, something bonethon.
aceviru: Paul: "I'm a bit of a plastics connoisseur myself"
 carwynheart: I love painting my warham dinos. But I like basing and display boards for events even more. I get to go as extra as I want, haha
 Boiler_bot: I've been doing a lot of LEGO stuff actually recently. Gets that model making itch without involving glue and paint.
 PhoenixMelior: I dont want to pick up an expensive hobby, but i like looking at pretty models
 TehAmelie: feeling this one? https://i.imgur.com/kqG7ruU.jpg
 JRandomHacker: I've been catching up on my party's Gloomhaven minis today
 MWGNZ: gw sable brushes are just rebranded windsor newtons
 RustZenith: been eyeing a huge Borborygmos blank paintable model, going to get cheap stuff and see if I can get good enough at doing that before I buy it
 munocard: Ian! you can get  them now with the TCG starters!
 rxpalindrome: that would require such a big table lol
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: are those starters available internationally yet?
 itsaysTRUENO: imagining a tabletop game based around the 4ft tall darth vader statue
 Austere_Squire: I think they should use the giant gunpla
 MWGNZ: you can build a bigger board for the gundam game
 Pinwiz11: You can use Gunpla as Titans in One-Page Rules.  I worked out how I could use 3 for a 2k game.
 thesimbiote: Detail watercolor brushes are usually sable and don't suffer the hobby tax as harshly
 Austere_Squire: You can use the big gunpla if you aren't cowards
 ClockTamer: Battletech is great for proxying, it even recommendes it in the rule book
  TXC2: heck of a bargine
 rxpalindrome: i wish battletech was popular around here. only Warhammer peeps
 Boiler_bot: Battletech is so good it should be more popular
 CurlyTurnips: Which Lego set is James making?
  TXC2: CurlyTurnips  millennium falcon
 CurlyTurnips: Thank you 
 PhoenixMelior: Dear mods, would you consider a command for what everyone is doing today?
 ContingentCat: kijiji's still pretty big in Ontario
 thesimbiote: Facebook has some awesome craft supply swap and buy nothing groups
 frnknstn: I moved from sable brushes to gold taklon synthetic brushes, and they are perfect for a painter like me
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 LithelyUnshod: @ContingentCat I've had much more luck selling stuff on Facebook than Kijiji the past few years
  TXC2: Ben is painting Tyranids, Cameron is Painting Eldar corsairs, Ian is making gunpla, and James is making a lego Millennium Falcon
  TXC2: Fedaykin227  
 g0blinslide: When I learned mini games, I printed paper double faced triangles and taped pennies to the bottom. easy to play with a friend when i was a kid and didnt have money for GW models
 JadedCynic: "I loved making it, but I have no room in my studio apartment for it..."
 TheMadChicken: it definitely helps orient you
 Kentosaurus: oh that's a good idea
 CurlyTurnips: @PhoenixMelior I scrolled up and everything, but missed an earlier question/answer!  
 mercano82: It also lets them get more weird-colored bricks into circulation.
 TheMadChicken: they also like to hide easter eggs on the insides
 itsaysTRUENO: @g0blinslide low key pretty cool
 mercano82: It helps differentiate a 2x3 plate and a 2x4 plate if one is red and one is blue, if neither is visible on the outside.
 g0blinslide: @itsaysTRUENO The first gamesworkshop Lord of the rings game even had some pages in the back to photocopy and do it. They got rid of that.. for $reasons$
aleixa_p: especially in the Star Wars sets! They have scenes from the movie built in
  SmithKurosaki: !makerday
 KitteyWolf: i like seeing the difference between ben using a little mini holder and cam just holding it by hand
 mercano82: The Concorde model comes with some safety orange parts that form scaffolding as you build the plane that is removed by the time you finish.
 ContingentCat: lol oh no the millenial falcon
 g0blinslide: its basically proxy friendly mini games
  SmithKurosaki: !makerday 󠀀
 DaxStrife: "Unfuck This Falcon."
 Morrigan9: un-fuck this falcon
 JadedCynic: Han, to Mike Holmes: "UN FUCK THIS FALCON"
 DigitalSeahorse: there's an idea
 hd_dabnado: remember Wife Swap?
 A_Dub888: Un Falcon this fu- wait
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  SmithKurosaki: @PhoenixMelior, I made a command, but Chatterino likes to mess with me using my own commands for some reason 
 thesimbiote: That's what the Big Bang fic events are for
 mercano82: Can we get a follow-up to one of the most popular Crapshots?
 thisiskellcore_: @Fedaykin227 Thanks for the gift sub!
 ClockTamer: trust the prosses
 hoppingmoon: good morning everyone 
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Miniatures and Ben, didn't they make a Monster Hunter Board game with really nice Minis?
  TXC2: hello hoppingmoon  welcome
 glitched_goddess: Smurf Giants who hurl giant globs of smurfberries instead of rocks
 DaxStrife: I can't quite follow along for Maker Day IRL so I'm working on my crafters in Final Fantasy 14.
 saucemaster5000: Eddie murphy as betty ross
 BrowneePointz: Amadeus Cho
 ArdCollider: Rick Jones and/or Amadeus Cho, yeah
 Xed_Regulus: Rick Jones
 Shadowsoflife: Rick Jones
 thesimbiote: The traditional art process involves at least a handful of instances where you think you've ruined the thing you're painting
 Boiler_bot: Yay!
 Boiler_bot: Some kind of GM?
 wedge_x: Ian will form the head
  TXC2: an head
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 munocard: Body time! Excellent!
 DigitalSeahorse: wtf clipboard
 GhostValv: Gmgoog
 NoxStryx: Looks like some sort of a sidewalk slam
 munocard: It's a Gelgoog because I don't think the GMs actually made it to production in the Gquuuuuux universe
  Sarah: I wish I could craft along with the chill maker times, but I still have work to do :(
  Sarah: Maybe I'll have time by the time they get to the bakeoff
Christopher Peterson: Hooooly someone primed the clock while I stepped away
  Sarah: Yeah they brought up the subathon at the end of the Date Everything segment and then a lot of folks gave some subs and bits :)
 SmithKurosaki: Lets see if my command works over here
 SmithKurosaki: !makerday
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  Sarah: Guess we'll find out in about 5 minutes
 SmithKurosaki: I tried making one testerday and it didn't work right for some reason, but I hadn't tried it over here
OVERKiLL!: alright, i am off to work again
 RandomTrivia: And they're quite dull to begin with, it's nice to be able to sprues them up a bit 
 DigitalSeahorse: twitch let me copy the clip I just made and then lost cause I tabbed out of it
 Boiler_bot: Oh Gquuuuux that series is just weird
 munocard: transparent plastic is more brittle and harder
 BorealMage: The only reason that I even know what a Gelgoog is is because of the new Gundam TCG
 RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse Your Twitch creator dashboard will contain it if it was fully created
 munocard: Use your cheap nippers on clear plastic
 DigitalSeahorse: bloody pissant didn't even save it,
 RockPusher: 
 munocard: He wrote a whole book on modeling
 RockPusher: Indeed, a trailblazer
 DigitalSeahorse:   lucidBon twitch k
 wedge_x: quality choice
  TXC2: the dambusters plane!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: Can't argue with that, Cam
 mercano82: I hope the 1:120 mosquite is made of balsa, not plastic.
 wedge_x: and the reclining ejection seat
 marshallade: this is what the boss in the date everything game was using the sunglasses for
 RandomTrivia: Chat, do NOT google Pilot Zone inflation
 Boiler_bot: MiG-29 is pretty cool imo
 KitteyWolf: its so interesting watching someone focus and just build lego... when normally we only see chaos lego
 ClockTamer: F15 is my favorite, such a screamy twink bottom. wait, that’s just Starscream
  TXC2: Google Pilot inflation
 ContingentCat: breathing is important
 A_Dub888: !findquote breath
  LRRbot: Quote #4709: "Your breath smells like a pine forest..." —Graham, to Beej [2018-02-26]
 KitteyWolf: 'breath idiot' xD
 thesimbiote: Focus Apnea: enemy of the neurospicy
 RandomTrivia: 
 MilkInBags: ben I'm so sorry you're playing the horde army, as an ex tyranid player i was too tired to finish it 
 ArdCollider: my parents' dog used to hold its breath during nail clipping, which invariably led to it passing out and the entire job getting much easier.
 RandomTrivia: That's a good trick for anything that requires fine motor control
 Riiiiiiis: And use leaded solder, the smoke is not as toxic as the unleaded
 drcthulu: breathing out activates your para sympathetic nervous system
 RhymesWithMoose: Yup - exhale for control/hand stillness, don't hold your breath. Holding your breath will make you shake.
 RandomTrivia: Perfect is the enemy of *started*
 drcthulu: which is your rest and digest mode
 ClockTamer: get your shit paint jobs out of the way so you can get the skills to start making good ones
 MilkInBags: "I will not win the Golden Demon award, might as well not buy minis"
  LRRbot: Ben is painting Synthwave Tyrranids, Cam is painting Eldar Corsairs, James is building a Millennium Falcon Lego Set, Ian is building Sugai's Gelgoog Gundam
 SmithKurosaki: Later over
 SmithKurosaki: eyyyy, she worked!@
OVERKiLL!: i will be lurking and sniping
 SmithKurosaki: o7
  Sarah: Makes sense if you already figured your chat client is the problem
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, for some reason, it sometimes adds extra white space in?
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
aceviru: in this economy? with this kind of inflation?
aceviru: instructions unclear
Jasoman: 5 foot paint job
 umbrakittygirl: You sunk my battleship
 MWGNZ: a lot of the old gw painted models were only painted on one side too
loufghyslaufey: Chute, no LEGO in my immediate proximity, Welp imma just "Can't Draw Something, etc." like I always do anyway atm
 Hrrisn: id be like James w/ the lego
 RockPusher: Does Cameron have any opinions on bad-looking aircraft?
 nishwastaken: ooh what are y'all making 
 nishwastaken: oh I should have read the pinned message
 DaxStrife: My favorite Carpenter Brut song: "Turbo Dork."
loufghyslaufey: When was there a "Can't Draw..." segment this week again?
 MWGNZ: iso will eat paint but not models
 nyoomgoom: do they make tshirts because i might hella need a shirt that just says "turbodork" on it
 mercano82: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairey_Gannet
 wedge_x: https://i.redd.it/7o79hi9wyv071.png
 Morrigan9: oh dear
 MilkInBags: trout plane
  Juliamon: That is peak chibi
 RandomTrivia: It's a gorgeous monster
 ContingentCat: she's got a good personality
 marshallade: an inelegant behemoth
 Sacrenos: That looks like a toy plane
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100 100
 Greyah: Weird bumpy chonk. I love it.
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that's a whale that flies in a miyazaki film
tenthtechpriest: oh god with the wings folded
 Tempest2097: It's like a plane you have on a children's show
 vinewood_og: Chongus
 rabbitgta: A plane only a mother could love
 Boiler_bot: That is a very Studio Ghibli plane
 mckblitz: Thoughts on the Avro Arrow? Did one get away?
 JadedCynic: that looks like a plane that will save your life and you will love it forever
 glitched_goddess: Oh the wiki page's main photo doesn't do it justice
  TXC2: a real blorbo
 RandomTrivia: Similar thing for the A-10, actually
 ElektroTal: that plane looks like a kindergarten toy
 marshallade: the learjet is gangly
 wedge_x: the XF-85 Goblin is just a little guy: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/McDonnell_XF-85_Goblin_USAF_%28Cropped%29.jpg/1200px-McDonnell_XF-85_Goblin_USAF_%28Cropped%29.jpg
  TXC2: RandomTrivia  Gods how I wish the A-10 was a better plane 
 RockPusher: Most business jets are kinda boring
 JadedCynic: VULCAN
 DigitalSeahorse: hmm I should probably have some tea so I can stay awake for later
 wedge_x: Vulcan and the Victor
 Nigouki: Vulcan?
 RandomTrivia: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/XH558_%28G-VLCN%29_Avro_Vulcan_-_Last_Flight_over_Farnborough_%28cropped%29.jpg
 RockPusher: The Victor is the in-wing engine
 RandomTrivia: The Vulcan is a MAGNIFICENT beast
 wedge_x: Victor: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS29QUAmFXmkBGk45JI3UGKVFn3r1bo5oYzfA&s
 DigitalSeahorse: iced tea
 RockPusher: The V-bombers are all pretty cool
  TXC2: Damnright Ben
 umbrakittygirl: One of my favorites is the  XF-84H thunderscreach with its prop whos tips went supersonic
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Avro Vulcan is essentially a T'au plane
 umbrakittygirl: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_XF-84H_Thunderscreech
 ContingentCat: I'd be bad at it, I wouldn't stay rich long
 DigitalSeahorse: I would suck at keeping it all
 RoeDent89: "I would be so much better at having money than these people!"
 gsyhiap: My main focus as a billionaire would be not being a billionaire any more.
  TXC2: problem is I wouldn't be a billionaire for long, 'cause I'd use it all making the world better 
Mai_Andra: getting money *reveals* people.
  Foxmar320: Slide some of that this way
CustardIsMassive: I've been in the cockpit of a Vulcan in a museum. The cockpit is rather small.
 quton: I would be so that I'd become a millionaire very soon my job was being a billionaire
 wench_tacular: Time for James to become an ethical billionaire
Genie_M: Ethical billionaire
 Patorik: It's probably not a real thing, but I imagine I'd try to come up with a perpetual money-in business, so I can continue redirecting it where needed for as long as possible
 Firewhiskers: I would go from being a billionaire to a thousandaire after trying to support every trans person in the States 
 MilkInBags: usually it's not the money that changes you, but the way you acquired it
 wedge_x: all three V bombers had wing-root inlets and engines
 eid010n: the sort of people who are good at becoming CEOs are among the worst at being effective CEOs
 RoeDent89: Have exactly $999,999,999
 ContingentCat: @TXC2 like why Dolly isn't a billionare
 RandomTrivia: It lasts as long as it takes for you to decide you always deserved to be a billionaire
 BrowneePointz: My main focus as a billionaire is worrying about not being homeless for the time being and then drastically helping out my lgbt fam
 JessieImproved: Maybe de-billionairing yourself is the only way to be a good billionaire
  TXC2: ContingentCat  exactly
 AugmentingPath: Mrewster's Billions, I think it was called
 RandomTrivia:  He said the thing!
 thesimbiote: If you've already experienced hardship, one would hope that you'd remember how that felt
 SymphonySolstice: from having 4 million subs, of course
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: !subathon
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 KharadBanar: The problem is that the reason one becomes a billionaire is exactly the mindset of KEEP ALL OF IT
 Met_kaf: Elon must owe James a favor
OVERKiLL!: green eyed monster
 rxpalindrome: i'll raise you most and posit better than all
 gsyhiap: Uhhh
 vinewood_og: Bar is pretty low. Pretty, pretty low.
 drcthulu: only 5 billion subs and you can rent Wheeler for an unspecified amount of time
 RandomTrivia: I would trust and and all of LRR way more than most of the billionaires alive today
 TheMadChicken: lots more boning apparently
Mai_Andra: didn't that house burn down?
 realbadatthis_: Having that much money is about the same cognitive impairment as getting kicked in the head by a horse every day . tweet
  TXC2: LRR living together either ends in fire or fucking 
 RockPusher: On the patio? No-one is doing the dishes
 glitched_goddess: I'd still take care of my needs first, but then I'd just give it all away lol
 raulghoulia: !frosthaven
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 Ned_Flandalorian: the dishes live on the roof
 MilkInBags: you too can increase their sentence time for a low price
 CanvasWolfDoll: you needed to rewind time because a bunch of people died, ben.
 niccus: we now know exactly what it takes to make the moonbase more conducive to boning
 RoeDent89: IRL Sims
 thesimbiote: In The Sims, hiring a maid is actually pretty affordable
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 terribleplan: BigLRRther
 RandomTrivia: 
 glitched_goddess: Sounds like a great way to hate your coworkers
 ApplicativeJones: So that's how you end LRR
 KitteyWolf: i'd love to see that tbh
 JadedCynic: so...the sims overnight?
 nishwastaken: fun 
 RandomTrivia: Yeah but LRR is actually full of people that are interesting to watch
 nishwastaken: ^
 Firewhiskers: It turns out, in the States, politicians and the media are surprisingly cheap.
 ContingentCat: I'd pay off my debt, then pay for people's top surgeries
 RockPusher: Streamer ranch on a lifestyle block is something I would fund if I suddenly had billions
 CanvasWolfDoll: sounds like a great sub-a-thon for 2026, james
 public_key_reveal_party: To be fair, I think there are enough introverted people there that it would be very uncomfortable for people
 RandomTrivia: Squid Game was a perfect miniaturized Torment Nexus
 TheBloodsparrow: where do I donate to make “House Quest” happen?
 Zerragonoss: Would that be any different than just doubling the number of streams?
 kdefinition: "Let's invent the Torment Nexus!" -ass thoughts
 RockPusher: Basically a moonbase/apartment block on a farm
 thesimbiote: The sheer amount of merchandising that spawned from Squid Game is grotesque as fuck
  TXC2: lets build the torment nexus
 Aarek: Media literacy is also dead.
  Sarah_Serinde: I really need companies to stop creating the torment nexus
 DaxStrife: "What if we *built* the Torment Nexus?"
 plaidanddrpepper: Make the torment nexus
 LordZarano: Fastest ever Torment Nexus
 Zerragonoss: I imagine it would just be all of you just playing a lot of board and video games.
 MilkInBags: chat sure knows about that reference 
 raulghoulia: Running Man remake directed by Edgar Wright looks sweet tho
 ExachixKitsune: @Sarah_Serinde but it's so profitable
 bakerydragon: agreed Squid Games response feels like the non tech-bro example of "the nexus of pain" or whatever that fable was
 itsaysTRUENO: netflix is pretty fash
 MilkInBags: let's go back to making shows that have no point like Lost
  Sarah_Serinde: @ExachixKitsune 
 bakerydragon: ultimate terror vortex?
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I'm just going to put it out there, if you want content and don't want to give a shit about morals, just ge
 TheBloodsparrow: I think aside from the Squid Games IRL show the worst Squid Game tie in I’ve seen is the Slot Machines
 JadedCynic: to be fair, with Survivor, they were manufacturing the drama right from the first season
 RandomTrivia: "To that end, one of the contestants on the LRR Bake-Off will be preparing a KD"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: hi everyone
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 IaCthulhuFthagn: As a Swede, I sincerely apologize for inadvertently and by mistake contributing to kickstart the reality TV genre.
 glitched_goddess: Bus bobby flay
 nishwastaken: hey stormgod o/
 KitteyWolf: thats why i loved chopped... 'here is a basket make me stuff'
 RandomTrivia: Hey there Stormgod519
 bakerydragon: @Stormgod519 hi
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
 MilkInBags: villains produce tv shows of kids in a cooking contest
 Stormgod519: howdy howdy howdy
 BlueChloroplast: British bake off went too far with the pita on a fire pit but they dialed it back
 Cyberegg: Master Chef Australia is actually the best
 wedge_x: ICA failed because they did not embrace kayfabe
 Patorik: Didn't Iron Chef Japan come back for a bit, but it was bad? Because it was all about "art", and no appeal
 thesimbiote: The only reality TV I can watch without getting sad is if a creative competition is involved, and even that's not safe
 Stormgod519: I’m at work rn doing a summer camp
 ContingentCat: some people are just mean
 MrSarkhan: People hate Guy Fieri?
 BrowneePointz: Dude is a G.
 ElementalAlchemist: He just goes around and enjoys food
 RockPusher: by all accounts an upstanding frood
 public_key_reveal_party: I sent that message before I meant to, but if you don't give a shit about morals, big brother but everyone gets 100 pounds of illegal stimulants
 Stormgod519: I too never really understood it either
 nishwastaken: ahh, good luck with work storm 
 RandomTrivia: Didn't you know? It's cool to Hate on people for unironically enjoying a thing. 
  SmithKurosaki: He ruined Smash Mouth's eggs
  Sarah_Serinde: They like Alton Brown and Alton Brown kept (keeps?) complaining about how Fieri's show gets more airtime than him?
 PhennofLore: because he's pro trump and conically and consistently homophobic
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 MilkInBags: frosted tips is criminal
 bakerydragon: afaik the answer is classism
Anomalous_Chime: Homestuck
  Sarah_Serinde: And it's easy to go along with that kind of thing without looking at it too closely
 thesimbiote: Man loves his frosted tips and flame shirts, and I love that for him
 Stormgod519: is that all he’s spread?
 drcthulu: and dresses incredibly loudly
 itira: for me, its his fashion sense but he seems like a decent dude?
  TXC2: maybe people think he's a bit much?
 MalFnord: I only know Guy Fieri from Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and that show is fantastic
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @public_key_reveal_party "pounds" as in the currency or the unit of mass?
 frnknstn: The Great Big Tiny Design Challenge is wonderfully reality TV! Teams work together to build mini historical houses!
 HavenDragon: in homestuck, Guy Fieri goes evil
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde Alton Brown is also apparently not an ok person
 BrowneePointz: aso married THOUSANDS of gay couples in honor of his dead lesbian sister
 bakerydragon: classism, he did food but not "classy"
 public_key_reveal_party: @iacthulhufthagn both?
 LostThePirate: Lindsey Ellis did a great breakdown about Guy Fierri
 marshallade: @bakerydragon yes, this is it
 ContingentCat: how dare he 
 KitteyWolf: @thesimbiote fun fac that was an accident xD he wore one to the test shoot then costume went "gotcha"
 RandomTrivia: You can just do that, Ian. You don't need permission
 ContingentCat: next week on TTSF
 EdibleDragon: Live your trash can dreams, Ian
 Uzumaki15: The only thing bad I've ever really heard about Guy Fieri is his restaurants are mid
  Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki Realizing he was just being shitty about a guy who sounds like actually quite a good person was one of the things that started to put me off him. Not the only one though
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Well, technically pounds are a measure of force, not of mass, but... let's not shine a light on the obscure reasons imperial/US customary don't make sense when there are plenty of plain ones.
CustardIsMassive: Not a fan of the extra flavouring of bin juice I guess?
 bakerydragon: @marshallade 
 Stormgod519: not a fan of the words “bin juice”
 iris_of_ether: I switched over my Alton Brown following to J Kenji Lopez-Alt and am all the better for it
 BrowneePointz: but yea I have a BIG chip on my Shoulder for Chefs who look down on everyman chefs and food
  TXC2: A24: how much purple lighting can we put into 2 hours?
 EdibleDragon: Yeah, it was weird learning Alton Brown is not a good dude and Guy Fieri is apparently a wonderful person
 BrowneePointz: which is Why, as much as others love him I could never STAND Anthony Bourdain
 itira: @CustardIsMassive 
 saucemaster5000: fieri also uses his fame for like, charity work, getting food to food deserts, and supporting lgbtq rights. like, sorry he has that fashion sense is hardly worth your ire
Michelle E: House Quest?
darrin: he's food Chad
 SmithKurosaki: @Michelle E I think I'd rather see RQ2, but I'll accept it
OVERKiLL!: 🤣
John Hill: oh no, will this tempt me for my 4th Road Quest watch?
Michelle E: @SmithKurosaki Okay how about RQ2 is them getting to the house?
Michelle E: "Here is the trashcans for trash... and here are the trashcans ONLY FOR NACHOS"
 ShaneLeeAtk: Iris_of_ether Same
 nyoomgoom: hrrngh colonel my sticky tack is becoming unsticky
 fonkoncle: @iris_of_ether did you know he has an alt channel called j kenji lopez-main
 iris_of_ether: @fonkoncle I knew but had forgotten 
 BrowneePointz: Also, folks tried to call his son a Nepo baby for being on a Cooking show when Guy's oldest son ALSO HAS A CULINARY DEGREE
 thesimbiote: Elf brand is sold everywhere and are good quality
 GhostValv: wowie
 IanAllenBird: lol
  TXC2: it is all art
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This chat discussion reminds me of the gradual realisation of what a profoundly weird person Jamie Oliver was.
 SymphonySolstice: shake dot wav
 RoeDent89: Ben on the castanets
 Tempest2097: Never underestimate the power of Everyman Serviceable foods
 TheManaLeek: There's a great alternate build of this Millennium Falcon set that builds the USS Enterprise
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: on a large enough scale you could build human sized gunpla and skills would be cross compatible
 thesimbiote: Photograph Modeling also involves a lot of adhesive and sealant
 serramarkov: I would deal with all my debts (at once), fund some scholarships for future educators, social workers and mental health practitioners. And continue advocating (and maybe even supply) affordable housing.
 Tempest2097: Like, is the Delicatessen I grew up Haute Cuisine?  No.  Would I 100% cry for weeks if it went out of business?  Yes.
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  he's basically a food snob
 BlueChloroplast: Makeup brushes are expensive at the drugstore
 A_Dub888:   
 BrowneePointz: but yea I HATE hate HATE Food Snobs.
 Aigarius: slow *is* fast, James
 mercano82: Lego Engineers are the people who add or remove a few parts until the Saturn V set has exactly 1969 parts.
 ggodopaste: Painting along with the boys, yellow still sucks.      https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401117655697850378/1400566122398486678/20250731_124744.jpg?ex=688d1a58&is=688bc8d8&hm=a0c6757131f3403bdc4be112061067f595e8cfbf7f697fe4fd87915b2cba5d44&
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 And unbelievably classist. Like, full "poor people are poor because they are lazy" levels.
 bakerydragon: what's that from/referencing "slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  ugh
  TXC2: bakerydragon  top gear/ car racing in general
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 I don't think that was an answer to my question but honestly I can believe it XD
 Aigarius: I got the phrase from Lady Astronaut books
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 ty
 Aigarius: supposedly coming from NASA
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Friend of the Bus Dan Olson has a great video about Jamie Oliver
 Zerragonoss: Slow is smooth smooth is fast is much older than car racing, I am pretty sure its a classic martial arts saying.
 AttackCowboy: could one of Cam's elves go on the viewing plinth?
 Tempest2097: Okay, folks in chat I am curious now.  What food item you can no longer get, if you could have just one more of, would you most want?
 Nigouki: snappy snapping IS fun
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I personally like "if you don't have time to do it right, you don't have time to do it twice".
 BrowneePointz: Also, I love me Iron Chef America, Sans Bobby Flay being kind of a pretentious twit
 Nigouki: it's the #1 design goal for Bandai
 PhennofLore: Feiri is not a good man, sorry. during Diner Dinein's and drives, he would refuse to speak to gay owners and would only let their restaurants on his show if he could pretend someone else was the owner and never speak with the real one. That thing about conducting a bunch of lesbian weddings in Florida. It was PR as his former DDD producer was suing him and revealing that info. he's also a maga supporter
 Nigouki: because they know 95% of their kits will not be painted and only snapped
  TXC2: Zerragonoss  most martial arts are younger then the car 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
 Shadowsoflife: 
 BrowneePointz: @PhennofLore the homophobia I've heard is hearsay from a disgruntled fired employee
 nyoomgoom: omg
 Sorator13: look, that is a real thing that one can do, if one wishes
 IanAllenBird: lmaooo
 drcthulu: The same process for drinking uni cum
 SymphonySolstice: @Tempest2097 Irish creme chocolate cupcake from a cupcake-only bakery that closed down a decade ago... I miss her
 SmithKurosaki: @Michelle E Right? House would probably have to be somewhere outside BC then tho
  Sarah: I keep meaning to rewatch Road Quest and never get around to it
 Aigarius: all the best skills are also perfectly useful post-apocalypse
 Aigarius: just in different ways
 PhennofLore: @BrowneePointz yeah, the producer he fired and who was suing him over making him deal with it. and being maga is homophobic
 bakerydragon: @IaCthulhuFthagn 
 Zerragonoss: Ok I thought I got it from the book of five rings, but turns out it was just inspired by it.
 MWGNZ: twist it out of the sprue like james workshop intended
 Cptasparagus: im sad the GQuuuuux only got an HG And not an RG
 Tempest2097: @SymphonySolstice I feel you on that.  A fried chicken Sandwich from the local beerpub place near me that closed 2 years ago now, or some Chinese food from the place that was close to my house growing up that closed more than 15 years a this point are my frontrunners.
 frameshifty: GW has gotten better at designing to hide mold lines
 Nigouki: @MWGNZ 
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedEnergeticTaroPogChamp-7GOjdOanUlywinW2
 thesimbiote: Gotta chase that dopamine. Perfect is enemy of the complete
martinhoj: What is James building?
 bakerydragon: GORGEOUS
 RandomTrivia: Oooooh
 Nigouki: @martinhoj Linolium Falcon
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: sacccc
 bakerydragon: and also nast XD
 nishwastaken: 
 MWGNZ: tessaract green is great but you gotta shake it every 5 min
 BlueChloroplast: Sacks! Sacks! Sacks!
 thesimbiote: Looks sick 
 RockPusher: "That looks sac bro!"
 kodalith: Ooooo Raveners?
 Tempest2097: Yeah not gonna lie those are sick.
 Boiler_bot: Nice!
 RandomTrivia: The effect on those swords is stunning
 SymphonySolstice: cool swords
 Aigarius: swords look sharp
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 thesimbiote: Yeah, the looks sweet
 Aigarius: he just carries extra flares
 RandomTrivia: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Speaking of designing for quality and QC... and of M:tG... how is it that every card trade site obsesses over wear and exact edition and none even mention or allow differentiation between printing locale (NA/Belgium/Japan)?
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 roastbeefsandwitch: It's not just women who look good with a glow-up. It's that elite assassin too
 Didero: Specifically, it seems to be the most recent, mid-sized, Millennium Falcon, 75375: https://brickset.com/sets/75375-1/Millennium-Falcon
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The difference between a Japanese Magic card and another is huge, and... just imagine paying full price for a box of Dragonstorm: Tarkir printed in NA.
 rxpalindrome: oh hey number went up
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 DigitalSeahorse: I should really clean my kettle
 maxthefourth: Are there english magic cards from Japan?
 RandomTrivia: There's the logo inspiration for MangledPixel 
  TXC2: it's only a technical if it's funded by the Somali government of 1992 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeahhhh
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that was wild
 IanAllenBird: damn
  TXC2: ONE MILLION....bits
 bytecaster: That sounds like a challenge chat ... use bits responsibly
 RoeDent89: Just during the subathon?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 maxthefourth: Literal Megabit?
 j_crane330: 
 terribleplan: Were you paid to be a "technical consultant"? Then your vehicle is now a technical.
 KharadBanar: A million bits? That's almost two dollars!
aceviru: oh snap I pressed buttons wrong
aceviru: Nice!
John Hill: "tesseract glow" is a rad name
OVERKiLL!: dat bile sac tho
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 Aigarius: sooo, seven years until a megabyte?
 bytecaster: Subpoint, Checkpoints little known sibling
 DaSunao: @TXC2 Otherwise it's a sparkling light improvised fighting vehicle?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @maxthefourth Yes. I think for the markets in Asia that don't speak specifically supported languages.
 RoeDent89: Ah, so we can't say for certain that exactly this many subs will get us to the cap
CustardIsMassive: @TXC2 You are technically correct, the best kind of correct 
 RandomTrivia: Sub-points are the in-game currency that we buy with bits and subs, to obfuscate their value 
  TXC2: DaSunao  exactly
  TXC2: CustardIsMassive  thank you
 Sethalidos: Ian,no
 iris_of_ether:   
 KharadBanar: I assume it's not a numerical dollar value just for the reason that Twitch disallows it
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 Patorik: He got so sad
CustardIsMassive: @TXC2 
 RandomTrivia: The worst thing to be in the lucky 10,000 for
 Riiiiiiis: microplastics is any piece up to 5x5mm
 IanAllenBird: chat I stood up to open the door and I lost my crochet hook
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  TXC2: vingris_  
 RockPusher: I mean, probably better than lead?
 Zerragonoss: Better be careful with having a million pennies on a moon base, that is likely enough mass to cause some serious damage on reentry
 RoeDent89: Thanks, I hate it
 JessieImproved: If you're able, you can give blood regularly and it will reduce it
  TXC2: in fairness, we don't yet know what microplastics will do long term
 RoeDent89: "Credit card juice"
 Tempest2097: Appropriate name
 RandomTrivia: 
 DaSunao: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @Zerragonoss 
 A_Dub888: AAAAA
 bytecaster: @TXC2 Exactly, maybe they will replace our cells and turn us immortal!
 Tempest2097: I mean that would be my response too
 bakerydragon: don't worry, soon the "plastinated" bodyworks exhibition won't need to use dubiously aquired bodys anymore
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RoeDent89: Thwomp
 DoodlestheGreat: Seems like a fair name for it.
 Aigarius: AAA, not AAAAA
 brieandbacon: Hi Hungry, we're chat
 aquinas_0: oh, have we crossed the midnight threshold
 saucemaster5000: I made some spring rolls, want one?
  TXC2: as someone who has pissed blood, AAA is the correct name for it 
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 Cavemanhar: looking nice ben
 aquinas_0: huzzah
 RandomTrivia: 
 Myslizard: What are you going to cook for us??
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @bakerydragon I never remember which of the two was the one with definitely questionable origins.
 quton: that looks amazing
 EdibleDragon: I wish I could paint that well that quickly
 RandomTrivia: Nope, don't like those words together
 Barb4rian: 
 themercenary1987: Any Stormcast Enjoyers in the crowd today?
 GhostValv: 
 defaultedusername: It is offensive (in the coolest way) that its sacs seem to wrap around it in an uneven way
 mrjujubeans: yum
 marshallade: that's what happened when Ian sat on the toilet set
 DigitalSeahorse: that looks sick, Ben!  
  s1ck1y: ben that looked SO good
 EdibleDragon: Infinitely distending his sac
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingArborealGoshawkTF2John-cGfXwFfS8in1N7Eq
 RandomTrivia: Oh he's a Pyukumuku
 RandomTrivia: 
  s1ck1y: b-bro
 DaxStrife: "You can spit out your own teeth as a free action."
 bytecaster: Got her
  TXC2: just like most men 
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, what’s this about a distended sack?
 bakerydragon: boom- honeyroasted!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The little pops of colour.
 EdibleDragon: Premium content for his OnlyDorsalSacs
 kodalith: What's the basing?
 Kentosaurus: positive reinforcement
 RandomTrivia: Positive reinforcement is a very effective training tool
  TXC2: Pavlonain
 Barb4rian: Man I missed some STUFF in barcadia huh?
 neisan2112: Just like the microplastics
 EdibleDragon: Adam took the brunt of it in Barcadia
 Sethalidos: Ian
 Zerragonoss: Time to start the countdown to the treat being taken back.
  TXC2: Adam: LRR's tank
 neisan2112: @edibledragon Adam did a lot of that to himself too
 EdibleDragon: Himself and the dice  
 Scy_Anide: Well if it's in your heart, then hemostat-in 
aceviru: baby girl broken
John Hill: that's what I would call it to
 MWGNZ: Dana Howl does good work
 TheDevil_Risen: just want to send a quick thank you for all you do LRR, you keep me sane with great comedy and good stuff to watch in a safe, friendly community, I wish i could support more this year but ya'll know my sitch by now but yeah, just want to say thanks again 
  TXC2: the Raven guard vs Black Templar Debate
 RedNightmare7: They can see every single Tyranid. Except the Lictors sneaking up on them
  TXC2: TheDevil_Risen  
 MWGNZ:   
 TheDevil_Risen: o/ @TXC2 
 Bruceski: I liked painting tyrannids because you could pretty much go with any color for the carapace and then some sort of weird pink or green for the under bits and it looked fine.
  Juliamon: 'leftover goblin heads' is a great phrase
 MWGNZ: perfect proxies
 nishwastaken: you're doing great James 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Juliamon Great band name.
 brieandbacon: Correlian? Like a mandolin?
 TheDevil_Risen: and also sorry for hassling you about the donkey so much James  hehe
 RustZenith: @Juliamon It ties a room together
  Juliamon: IaCthulhuFthagn it's my Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie cover band
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Juliamon Powerful.
 Bruceski: When you ask a genie for someone to play it make sure you enunciate.
 Aigarius: 'tis was only a scratch!
 Zerragonoss: @TheDevil_Risen If I know anything about James is that he lives to be hassled. I may not know very much about James.
 Boiler_bot: Are you SURE it's not a GM? That's the most un-Gelgoogish thing I've seen.
  TXC2: ugh, it's getting dark at 9pm, how dare it 
 ExachixKitsune: yeaah! it's getting dark at 9pm!
 ExachixKitsune: 
 BrowneePointz: I mean they're giving that new WY bot in the new Predator movie the C3PO backpack treatment
Tyrannoeil: Hi everyone! I wish that Game Workshop would hire Gunpla makers for their kit.
 raulghoulia: and a new Predator movie
 Boiler_bot: Yeah made by the same person who did the Fargo tv series!
  TXC2: hello Tyrannoeil  welcome
 Tempest2097: Yeah you're not wrong
 beowuuf: new predator stuff is killing it
 LPS_97: Predator
 Kentosaurus: "prey" was really good
Tyrannoeil: We need a Fan edit of all the Alien movies.
  TXC2: Prey was fantastic
 IaCthulhuFthagn: By the way... is there a name for this game in the anglosphere: Two people agree on a time and date, preferably months or a few years away, and stakes, and whoever first remembers to remind the other of the wager wins the predetermined stakes.
 LPS_97: Should be called "Human"
 DaSunao: Its just crappy future dystopia?
 TehAmelie: definitely fantastic
Tyrannoeil: Blade Runner is my favorite Alien movie.
 Zerragonoss: Predator realized the question “what if the predator just fought different people?” was the only question they needed to ask.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: (After the date has passed, that is)
 niccus: a series about the weyland and yutani merger
 DigitalSeahorse: 
John Hill: I have several gundam kits stuffed in my closet I still haven't put together...
  Sarah: I have a bunch of lego I haven't put together, and not a ton of space to display it when it's done either... >_>
 bytecaster: Maybe we should stopping de-terraforming earth?
 TehAmelie: terraform the Gobi desert first, i dare ya
 Jillexie: Well, I wouldn't slam a comet into Earth
 KharadBanar: "Geoengineering" is something people actually propose (and it's not a good way)
  TXC2: Terraform the Sarah first fuckers 
 SpacePotato01: technically you can
 niccus: social reform vs building a nuclear-proof bunker in hawaii
  TXC2: *sahara excuse me
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 Excuse you I don't need terraforming 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  correct, I'm sorry
 Jillexie: Ian and I think alike 
 TheDevil_Risen: gravity?
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 You're fine, I'm kidding
Tyrannoeil: No problem with our fresh water issue in Canada. 
 TheDevil_Risen: great movie
 Manae: We already have smashed orbital habitats into earth. They just didn't make it to the ground
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  I know 
 DudelidouX: Could we slam the moon into Earth that would take care of all our problems?
 mrjujubeans: we are losing water from it getting trapped in bottles and plastic containers
 DoodlestheGreat: See, if I was to make a prequel series to the Alien movies, it would take place on the ship that eventually crashed into the planet that the Sulaco was sent to examine.
 maxthefourth: But can you date the orbital habitat
 DigitalSeahorse: define orbital habitat
 Aigarius: uside down you're turning me
 goombalax: the best time to smash an orbital habitat into earth was 60 years ago. the next best time is now
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 They're actually planting millions of trees somewhere, done by locals and local businesses, it's pretty cool
 Myrniss: ok, here me out. SPACE ELEVATOR
 bakerydragon: toterraform earth?   wow that sounds WAY better, let's do your plan!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Terraforming Earth can be a good idea, it's just that the word tends to be associated mainly with projects that are both irreversible and as of yet poorly understood in terms of long-term consequences.
 JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat *Nostromo
 CaptainSpam: So what actual soil nutrients exist on Mars such that terraforming it doesn't just involve yoinking resources from Earth and just placing them on Mars?
  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  yes, the great green wall, we need to fund it more
Tyrannoeil: Well we can terraform it by destroying [enter ennemy country here]
 munocard: Modern HGs are actually pretty great.
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 yeah
 Cptasparagus: I built an entry grade with my 5 year old nephew the other day, he loved it
 kumatsu: I picked up a couple HG kids at SDCC last week, and am currently working on a clear plastic Haro HG :3
 DoodlestheGreat: Colony Drop, which sounds like a coffee bar in Boston.
 public_key_reveal_party: So, question for chat, how long will it take between building a space elevator and people developing """feelings""" for them
 DigitalSeahorse: it would stop humans from ruining things theoretically for a while, by actually ruining things for a while  
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, they're from Chiba Prefecture
 DanielJennaGrouse: honestly? MGSD might be the best line out right now
Tyrannoeil: HG is my favorite way to build. You can finish one in a sitting.
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party  go check AO3, there may be "feelings" already 
 groulux: Alright!  I have 1 hour to do some Hobby before I need to start cooking.  Going to work on my Warmaster Horus model!
  TXC2: groulux  good luck
 bakerydragon: @public_key_reveal_party negative amounts of time. feelings before they even happen in realty XD
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 ha yep
 DaxStrife: That was the conceit of an "Invader Zim" episode.
Tyrannoeil: Ian, what is your opinion on the Quuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxx.
 GDwarble: Minovski particles *are* cloaking tech, they distort all EM radiation, so you have to fight from visual range, but no invisible Gundams
 Riiiiiiis: It's pretty cool to 3dprint in clear plastics
  Sarah_Serinde: See I hear clear gundam and think 90s translucent plastic on devices
 bytecaster: Beam sabers are real cool, okay
 kumatsu: @Sarah_Serinde yes
 TheAinMAP:  
  TXC2: Minovski particles actually make the setting make sense
 CaptainSpam: "Look, we're handwaving REALLY REALLY HARD, it's YOUR responsibility to roll with it." 
 MWGNZ: tau stealth suits are a popular choice for 3d printing in clear resin
 DanielJennaGrouse: the mechanical clear RG Sazabi is beautiful, the rare clear model I covet
DEATHlikescats: @sarah_serinde apologies for bothering you, but was the YouTube livestream taken down?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "Look, even if we want them to shoot each other, it looks better on the page if they are closer than current, not to mention future, technology allows for target acquisition."
 Jillexie: The box for that would be very big.
 JadedCynic: What would it take to get Apple into heavy 'industrial' machinery, to make the iGundam with the rainbow of translucent bodies...
 bytecaster: @MWGNZ How is the W40K community about 3D printing models for your army?
 public_key_reveal_party: @bakerydragon you know, that was a stupid question I asked there tbh, that's on me 
Tyrannoeil: There's a guy that 3D printed a 1:6 scale I thing.
 notpsion: the 1:1 RX-78 is pretty good
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 hypperstar2280: Happy subathon to everyone! Glad to be doing my part for lrr.
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  Sarah_Serinde: @DEATHlikescats No, not at all, but the vod only saves 12 hours I believe
  Sarah_Serinde: It's still live right now though
  Texan_Reverend: I've been testing out painting Gundam parts with a Crayola Marker Airbrush and metallic markers. (It uses markers kinda like ink cartridges.)
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @JadedCynic Seems easier to just start with one of the Japanese megacorporations that already make heavy industrial machinery.
 DigitalSeahorse: ceiling is as tall as you can build without it crushing itself under its own weight
 CaptainSpam: @bytecaster I'd imagine it's a 50-50 split between purists and "GW doesn't need more of my money".
 MWGNZ: @bytecaster largely depends on who you're playing against. my friend group is fine with it because $130 for a killteam is too mcuh
 bakerydragon: @public_key_reveal_party 
 PhoenixMelior: Can we date the models?
 wedge_x: The Minimum Falcon
John Hill: I also have the batman Gotham lego set, that is about 6% put together
aceviru: Those are just hidden presents from your past self :p
  Sarah: hehe
  Sarah: I got the Rivendell set, that's not hidden, the box is so big it's very noticeable :P
  Simriel: Oooh dang
  Simriel: That set looks rad
  Sarah: I love the Rivendell set. Some day I'll actually put it together
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 BrowneePointz: I'm surprised Ian wasn't there for Sabacc
 munocard: Minimum Viable Falcon
 TheAinMAP: The Millennium Sparrow
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Tyrannoeil: The MEH-linium Falco
 DanielJennaGrouse: "we have spending rules"
 bytecaster: How long can it possibly take, a falcon isn't that big a bird
 AlistorKO: The Middling Falcon
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  well no one can stop us, whether we SHOULD date the models....
 Pinwiz11: The Millennium Eaglet
 DaSunao: @CaptainSpam I thought you start non magical terra forming with stuff like lichens to begin making organics to make the soil
 JadedCynic: @IaCthulhuFthagn but-but I wanna weaken the financial standing of Jobs' cult masquerading as a consumer electronics vendor! 
DEATHlikescats: ah! thank you @sarah_serinde ! it seems the lil red ‘live’ highlight on the icon wasnt showing that it was live. appreciate the help!
 Boiler_bot: Good greebling yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: @DEATHlikescats No worries! So you found it despite that then?
 CaptainSpam: @DaSunao Hmm, all right, I can see that working.
 AlistorKO: Ah Brick Nubs, my favorite Star wars character
Tyrannoeil: @AlistorKO I laugh soooo hard!
 Boiler_bot: Brick Nubs seems a Wookiepedia page
DEATHlikescats: yup yup! had to go look under the live tab on lrr’s yt landing page
   LoadingReadyRun: @AlistorKO Brik N'oob
  Sarah_Serinde: Good good 
 AlistorKO: Though I suppose it needs some other vowels and punctuation in there. Yeah, like that!
 bakerydragon: even warhammer stuff, for all the guff about quality (and price) their stuff has got incredibly better since early days of one solid plastic piece model
 PhoenixMelior: Dont read us, we're not useful.
 MWGNZ: i have a second set of glasses purely for mini painting
  TXC2: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 couchboyj: Many Brik N'oobs died to bring us this model
 brieandbacon: Two separate loupes! One for chat, one for model!
Tyrannoeil: a little reading ight on the glasses does wonder.
Tyrannoeil: Or just get a full optometrist gear to be sure.
 TheAinMAP: 
 JKBalch: thats a hell of a line to come back to
 Shadowsoflife: how?
simpletoon: Hey y'all. What're folks building tonight?
 raulghoulia: Gunpla doing a Toystory
 DanielJennaGrouse: 40% of my model building time is spent on my knees with a flashlight perpendicular to the ground looking for whatever I just dropped
 bytecaster: It was afraid and hiding!
  TXC2: simpletoon  check the pinned comment
DEATHlikescats: y’all gotta get in on the lit  magnifying glass that dentists use. had one as a kid from a garage sale, with the drafting table lamp arm attachment for maximum stability and maneuverability. still wish I had it today for mini painting, detail work
 measureofhope: That's easily explained. He has a dog.
simpletoon: @TXC2 Thanks!
 RockPusher: 
 bytecaster: @measureofhope Maple would never
 RockPusher: 
 epsilon_vee: it flew there on its own while making the jetsons car sound
 wedge_x: moral ventilation
  TXC2: Paint: the Ortalon of art
 groulux: Lost a Elf head once and found it 18 months later when I mooved avay.
 SmithKurosaki: @Sarah Yea, eventually I'll build my razor crest
aceviru: Nice!!!
Garfy: Giant Bowser taunts me but I have nowhere to build or display it
 AlistorKO: B'nt Spruu, my *least* favorite Star Wars character
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @DEATHlikescats Soldering stands with lights and magnifying lenses and clamps to hold your work is great for this kind of fiddly work too.
  TXC2: it took me sooooo long to realise the tube on the right side was the cockpit 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantInexpensiveMetalDendiFace-D355utY9KwVwAgib
 munocard: James, have you seen the alternate build of this kit where it makes a Metal Gear Ray?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I make maille jewellery, and I occasionally find rings in the weirdest places.
Tyrannoeil: They sometime do this with Lego and even more often with Gunpla, I love when you feel like your building it like it would be assembled in unniverse.
  TXC2: or the battle at the start of Revenge of the Sith, which was fully planed out
 brieandbacon: Wasn't there a sneaker in one of those shots?
 TheMadChicken: yes
Tyrannoeil: woman razor has been a staple in Scifi for decades.
 Kentosaurus: @TXC2 they even included a kitchen sink!
  TXC2: Kentosaurus  nice
 Jillexie: I loved it when studios kit-bashed models for new ships Star Trek TNG did this a lot.
 brieandbacon: Perfect.
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 PhoenixMelior: He wanted fries and his toes hurt
 wedge_x: can confirm VFX artists will make wild stuff if you can't actually see it
 TheMadChicken: https://imgur.com/cFCRUDp
 AlistorKO: That Star Wars video sounds like something youtuber EC Henry would do
DEATHlikescats: @iacthulhufthagn yoooo! I’d never seen one of those but after looking it up now I want one.
 Jillexie: Purty
 TehAmelie: ooh
 TheMadChicken: the green really pops off that purple
 Boiler_bot: cool!
 Cavemanhar: I love the bright contrasting colors
 AlistorKO: Siiiiick
 notpsion: wow ben nice hydralisk  >:]
Tyrannoeil: Juicy!
 MjRiku: they look great!
 public_key_reveal_party: @themadchicken neat, thanks for sharing that
 shushu2539: has a phyrexian style
 CAKHost: "It's a bug"
  Simriel: I am building a Saturnine Dreadnaight
  Simriel: It is MASSIVE and has many parts
 CAKHost: "Metal"
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @DEATHlikescats Happy to enable a materialistic want/need!
 groulux: Ou!  New Ravener kill team!  Havent seen alot of those.
DEATHlikescats: haha
  Sarah_Serinde: Me when I look at my current cross stitch project after spending hours adding more stitches to the water
  Sarah_Serinde: "it's different now I swear"
Tyrannoeil: Hides in my pile of grey model...
 ElementalAlchemist: "incubi warrior cult"
DEATHlikescats: really like the inverse gradients on the swords
 TheMadChicken: did you make that cape texture cameron or was that how it comes?
 frameshifty: SOME SORT OF WRAITHBONE DOOHICKY
 frameshifty: sorry for caps lol
 letsbelgo: human skin cloak
 MrPipboy3000: Great NMM tech there Cam
 SK__Ren: Oh, its the thing that keeps breaking off my models
DEATHlikescats: sweet alligator skin cloak
 letsbelgo: or some other sentient being
  TXC2: space pirates....spirates
 groulux: Your mirror sword effect is looking good
 TheMadChicken: sick
  Sarah: When I finally got a new bookshelf, I specifically made sure that it would be long and deep enough for Rivendell to fit on top of it
aceviru: I remember one of the guys I talk with streamed himself putting together a small gunpla kit. One of the eye pieces was loose in the kit and got lost. I watched the vods and helped them find it
aceviru: @sarah The box or the assembly?
  Sarah: The assembled set
LadyInsane100: Ah, EC Henry.
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Alex Frank: omg that looks amazing
 AlistorKO: space gators
 accountmadeforants: They each have a different part of the space alligator
 letsbelgo: These people turn you into living couches
 Oscelot: o/ folks
 accountmadeforants: If you get enough of them you can assemble the whole gator
DEATHlikescats: leaning on the bar
 KamikaziManiac: Post-fight gundam
 Fedaykin227: Cam's Corairs have joined the Summists
 couchboyj: Tis only a flesh wound!
 accountmadeforants: Get me pictures of Spider-Gundam!
 Oscelot: Did I miss Soldering 101?
 RedNightmare7: They are
 bakerydragon: @ Cameron - white armor gold cloaks reminds me of the TTC you talk about early NASA and Edge of Eternities faction, was that the inspiration  (on offchance you see this)
 ContingentCat: @Oscelot nope
Tyrannoeil: My Adeptus Mecanicus would appreciate the engeneering of Bandai.
DEATHlikescats: @couchboyj what do you MEAN scratch, your ARM’s off!
 Oscelot: @ContingentCat Yay! I legitimately am excited to learn how to solder hehe
 RedNightmare7: Gundam Assemble is a Gundam mini's skirmish game
 ContingentCat: @Oscelot same!
TheFickleCat: How do they compare price wise?
 AlistorKO: This Gundam has trifocals
 TheMadChicken: sam fisher gundam
 Angreed66: convegent design
 BrowneePointz: I mean the summists mostly stole it from Denis Villeneuve lol
 bytecaster: No logic, only spite!
 Kentosaurus: does his uncle work at GW?
 bakerydragon: HA! I believe you, I was thinking about common ancestor of NASA I promise 
  TXC2: just one more set bro
 EdibleDragon: Put me (back) in, coach!
 groulux: A buddy of mine had started designig a Miniature game that was supposed to use the gundam scale of models in a wargame.
 AugmentingPath: hire cams lol
 Oscelot: in related news dear gods the new games workshop is unmodified Futura
 accountmadeforants: Unfinity was really fun, for sure
  Sarah_Serinde: And that's priceless
 Oscelot: *gw logo
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 nishwastaken: 
 dreezebreeze: hey, cam didn't make the stickers
 bytecaster: "I could ruin your company too"
 accountmadeforants: "I killed Magic that one time, no, not that time, the other one"
 JKBalch: "I helped ruin Magic the Gathering" is a hell of a boast
 eshplode: It needs to die at some point, so it's good to help with that
 AlistorKO: "I gave middle fingers to Hasbro!"
 ContingentCat: congradulations?
 ggodopaste: Cam, Unfinity almost brought me back
 Rhynerd: I heard infinity and went right to the miniature game.
DEATHlikescats: the secondary card market is wild right now
  TXC2: "yes that's right, I invented alchemy" 
Tyrannoeil: Nobody plays the Gathering game anymore, right. 
 iris_of_ether: 
 highelectricaltemperature: "universes unbound final fantasy II: now with stickers"
 IanAllenBird: dicks off at the lathe
 RandomTrivia: 
 EvilBadman: @highelectricaltemperature Nah, nah, we need scratch off cards next
 accountmadeforants: @highelectricaltemperature Start a subgame of Triple Triad
 bakerydragon: Sad to hear that Unfinity wasn't received well, but glad to know I'm out of touch with that part of the community XD
 RandomTrivia: WUT
 Shadowsoflife: that was so fun.
 ContingentCat: lol yuup that was quite a time
5 raiders from pleonasticTautology have joined!
 couchboyj: Universes Beyond has probably killed silver border, and with it my idea for a legend called Count Otto Tapper, who lets you decide how your opponents tap their mana sources for spells.
Bonzi77: hallo
 neisan2112: I was fucking DYING during that
  TXC2: hello raiders
 Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
 nishwastaken: welcome raiders
DEATHlikescats: can’t wait for the highlight reel
 ghyllnox: Don't worry I'm sure there'll be a supercut
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
DEATHlikescats: hi raiders!
 pleonasticTautology: hi! 
 AlistorKO:  raiders!
 DaSunao: Apparently I missed something last night
  TXC2: I feel like I saw that, but I can't remember 
 Rhynerd: @dasunao the heroes of barcadia session went places
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 CaptainChibale: I love that when I went to bed last night the timer was under 10 hours and now it's back over 10 hours XD
 ContingentCat: @Rhynerd they also came places lol
 kusinohki: meows
 Rhynerd: @contingentcat also true
Tyrannoeil: I hate when they add bits of  the scenery on the minis.
 DEATHlikescats: aww @rockpusher ! that’s incredibly kind of you 
 Oscelot: I really need to make a mini to paint. I have no idea what to carve it out of tho
 TheMadChicken: zenithal highlights are nice too if you have the tools/time to do it
 MWGNZ: black is nice as you dont have to get your brush in all the shadows
aceviru: dumbass here. you're right captain 🫡
Paul Dee: Manic! At Nabisco
aceviru: Ohmygod
  Sarah: It was a hell of a thing XD
 Pinwiz11: It depends how dark you want the shadows to be.  I've had great results with black-based Slapchop but that was also the intention
 Fedaykin227: I've done brown, cream, white for a slap chop instead of black
  TXC2: very 80's neon
Tyrannoeil: A guy made Ogre with a black spray, white Zenithal and a brown wash they looked old conan comicbook style. They are Great. <
 TheMadChicken: very nickelodeon gack green
 BrowneePointz: I wanna see Ben go ham on some Acidpunk Salamander units
 kusinohki: kung fu grip??
  TXC2: yeah it feels like I had a toy in those colours back in 92
 DigitalSeahorse: some blacklight glow paint is invisible when not under black light so it's harder to paint accurately without the light on it while painting
  TXC2: blood for the blood god
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: his name was "Horace Heresy" how did nobody see it coming?
 Simonark: Have you seen the world? It will give you indigestion.
  TXC2: poor sweet angron
Krektogar: the angy bois
 AlistorKO: I like my worlds in a sweet and spicy pan sauce
Tyrannoeil: How much do you play 40k versus spending time building/painting?
 MDK_Marshal: I'd just like to share with the class that I'm meticulously painting filligree on a full-size FFXIV Gunblade prop, and it's litterally doing my neck in. Looks awesome though!
  TXC2: night lords AKA what if Batman had a gun!
 DreadfulDrifter: no crime on that planet tho
   LoadingReadyRun: "I think I got got by the Horus Heresy" --Emperor of Mankind, last words
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  
 bakerydragon: feels like callback to the crash stuff into planet thing.  chaos going to Nightbringers "wow you fell to chaos so fast!" NB: "Huh? Oh yeah sure"
wolfskull7: i'm assuming that's paint water, not cloudy lemonade? 
 BrowneePointz: Another fun Salamander paintjob would be you know that effect when Metal gets that black to rainbow sheen from being too close to excess heat? Imagine that bronze to rainbow heat blasted look
  TXC2: wolfskull7  correct
 RandomTrivia: "Excess Necron Bits" would be a great Warhammer-themed band
  Simriel: Ravenors? Out of the ground? Unheard of!!!
 DEATHlikescats: @txc2 read that in Graham’s voice from the Olympic pictographs video
  TXC2: DEATHlikescats  nice 
   LoadingReadyRun: @wolfskull7 only one way to find out!
  Simriel: Cam, did you buy Saturnine too then?
 RandomTrivia: That is sick
 bakerydragon: SO cool
wolfskull7: @LoadingReadyRun reminds me of the smoothie challenge from way back when
 ContingentCat: that's so cool
 BrowneePointz: or the Gokus on Flying Nimbuses
 DEATHlikescats: love how people innovate costumes with new tech
 pleonasticTautology: i would love to use a hoverboard to cosplay jamiraquoi
 Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun *sensible chuckle*
 ContingentCat: clap clap clapclapclap
 LostThePirate: 3D printing, too
 DEATHlikescats: @pleonastictautology EXCELLENT use of free will
Tyrannoeil: 3D printing has revolutionized Cosplay<
 pleonasticTautology: @DEATHlikescats 
 ContingentCat: and access to information and the community generally to learn off each other
  TXC2: remember kids: cosplay isn't about accuracy, it's about passion!
 itsaysTRUENO: where's that pic of the lady dressed as "sexy city escape" from sonic adventure
 pleonasticTautology: also, huh. using 3d printing to print a vriska robot arm...
 LostThePirate: Yay, goals!
 MrPipboy3000: @TXC2 Nuts to that!!! I am into Costume Business, not costume play!!!
 BrowneePointz: I mean just speaking about people in your own friend group Ben, did you see Rachel’s costume in that edge of eternities video they did?
 Aigarius: and now we can actually 3D Print that Horror Nexus from the wonderful book "Don't build a Horror Nexus"
 pleonasticTautology: @MrPipboy3000 victor echo november. four, and a robot.
  Simriel: Deathwatch Kill team soon! I am so happy
   LoadingReadyRun: extremely Based tyrranids
Wonderdoc: Oh only 10 more hours to go.
 MrPipboy3000: @pleonasticTautology Go team Venture
 DEATHlikescats: 3d printing, circuit board printing, Lazer cutting and now 3d scanning live objects are all available at hobby scale (not just industrial scale). it’s revelatory
Tyrannoeil: Kill team is my jam!
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  fantastic reference
 pleonasticTautology: @MrPipboy3000 o/\o
 Pinwiz11: Cries in launch Necrons 
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 our brain is stuffed full of a lot of very specific pop culture. venture bros is why i own a vinyl record of holst's planets suite!
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: @DEATHlikescats Home circuit board etching has been available to hobbyists for cheap for as long as printers have been accessible.
 DEATHlikescats: @pleonastictautology IGNORE ME
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  neat
 pleonasticTautology: @DEATHlikescats SOMEONE. LOST. A BABY.
 Gekyouryuu: so, semi-related to all the space and such going on: a discord I'm in had a movie night last night watching End of Eva and the final Rebuild movie. was a heck of a time.
Tyrannoeil: My problem with W40K, is that I never play so I build a lot and then I die when I play and stop wanting to play.
 BrowneePointz: I mean you want another Rags to Riches just look at late edition Old World Lizardmen to Sigmar Seraphon. completely revitalized them
 DEATHlikescats: @iacthulhufthagn I just love that it’s so accessible and inexpensive nowadays and that theres support tech and learning for hobbyists
 Gekyouryuu: which leads me to ask: Cam, have you seen the Rebuild of Eva movies?
 groulux: Still struggling to figure out my Kasrkin.  might try out Necrons in the next few leagues.
 CaptainSpam: Kilt Team
 pleonasticTautology: can we kill teams and go back to irc
 AlistorKO: Go Bog Standard Squad! Do an adequate job out there!
 Gekyouryuu: rad. watching 3.0+1.11 right after End of Eva was a trip
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 atinyspacemarine: 3.0 plus 1.0 was closure I didn't know I needed
 JKBalch: oh god, had a shudder go through me
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pleonasticTautology: okay but i did post through it
 SimplyLeggy: the rebuild movies are great if you take them as a man trying to piss off his fans as hard as possible
 kusinohki: get in the eva cam
 itsaysTRUENO: a side project where I make one of the best installments in Godzilla's history
 Shadowsoflife: OH YEAH, I'll TALK TO MY FATHER RIGHT NOW/
 DEATHlikescats: @atinyspacemarine honestly same.
 DigitalSeahorse: just meditate through it, no heal, only meditate 
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of therapy Ian Wiggins’ Anime club binged Devilman Crybaby in one sitting a few months ago
 Aigarius: if you don't want to go to therapy, just max your shields and destroy the world and then restart it
 Gekyouryuu: also, Cam you might appreciate this: I made this joke at the PPR, but I wanna make a deck/strat around the black planet from EoE and call it "Komm Susor Secundi"
 RandomTrivia: And isn't that truly the best measure of success
 Snowcookies: Cam pls
 Oscelot: Paul rofl
 Simonark: James "Two Bags" Turner? Not again.
 RealGamerCow: Possible suggestion for Maker Day the next time there is a marathon: Lego build race
 goatprince: cola, paul. it's dark brown
Tyrannoeil: Paint water. Classic!
 DEATHlikescats: looking like Calpico, that paint water
 ContingentCat: oh nooo
 RandomTrivia: Oooooof
 Oscelot: Oooooof
 Boiler_bot: That does look like lemonade yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: oh noooo 
  TXC2: why talk to you dad when you can talk to your mom, or your mom, or your mom, or your mom
 DEATHlikescats: what?!
 DEATHlikescats: never knew that
Oecking: Ethiopian!
 Oscelot: This is why I ONLY ever drink from a water bottle when I'm painting
 PBlackcoat: What's that stuff you're coating your brush with Cam?
 MTigress: the rebuilds are great because they pull everything into a nice tight package and sets it on fire to let everything go
wolfskull7: i once poured hot water into the whole coffee jar thinking it was the cup...
Oecking: Thats why some people prefer Gesha nowadays
 ContingentCat: 
 DEATHlikescats: what?!
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 Tempest2097: Whaaaat
Tyrannoeil: Well Words are all just noise and invented.
 Oscelot: Huh.
  TXC2: WHAT?!
 ContingentCat: what was it?
 MalFnord: wow
 frameshifty: The Vandals have an opus on that
 GhostValv: ???
 Jillexie: hockey hair and rat tail
 DigitalSeahorse:  rat tail yes
 Kentosaurus: hockey hair
 goateedave86: TIL High fives didn't exist until the 70's
Wonderdoc: in German we call it a Vokuhila
Tyrannoeil: Here it's a Longueuil.
 pleonasticTautology: i mean. the high-five was invented in the 70s by a gay baseball player and use—
 DudelidouX: Have you seen the video of how old english was spoken? Prononce the vowels in french and prononce every letter.
 Barb4rian: Wow wild
 ContingentCat: a rat tail is something different?
 JKBalch: I'm one of the 10,000 today. Thank you
 pleonasticTautology: @goateedave86 dangit
 CaptainSpam: Language: It Evolves, So Deal With It!
 Oscelot: rat tail is only when it's a mullet that's braided though
 itsaysTRUENO: hockey hair -> bucket flow
 RealGamerCow: yup
sarahparagon: Yeah, a rat tail is in no way a mullet
 pleonasticTautology: no okay like
 ArdCollider: pffft
 RandomTrivia: Another thing to blame the Beastie Boys for, I guess
 pleonasticTautology: as a former nyer
 DEATHlikescats: but prime mullet times were in the 80’s and early 90’s (achy breaky heart did a number on men’s fashion8
 pleonasticTautology: it's a regional term
 ContingentCat: that's also the case for a lot of english
 BrowneePointz: but a rat tail is different! I had one as a little kid cuz 90s
 Tempest2097: Lost to history then
 goateedave86: @pleonasticTautology the timing on that was fantastic
 vinewood_og: o7
 frameshifty: i've got an ape drape, yes I do, you can go to riverside and get one too
 DaSunao: Doesn't that make it a legend now that the primary source died?
 groulux: Longueil Style was the name we used in Quebec when I was young
 Simonark: The number of words whose common meanings are drastically more recent than we tell ourselves is hilarious.
 Oscelot: lol
 capchaos2: @PBlackcoat The Masters brush cleaner
 ContingentCat: and then it became not regional
tenthtechpriest: An Albany expression
 RatherLargeToad: Steamed Hairs
 Rhynerd: reminds me of that post a out how a mermaid film or something turned a last name into a first name
 pleonasticTautology: more of a long island term lmao
Tyrannoeil: @groulux Hey!
 epsilon_vee: @groulux alol
 aquinas_0: what is this model
 pleonasticTautology: @goateedave86 listen, the fact that high fives used to be a gay shibboleth is the coolest shit ever
 aquinas_0: is it a gm
 Oscelot: Why does our robot buddy here not have any legs? Are they forthcoming or intentionally not there permanently?
 LordZarano: "Also termed a mullethead, possibly derived from the fish or from mull (meaning to stupefy) though neither is certain." - Wiktionary
 aquinas_0: it looks like an awesome gm
 ContingentCat: you want your giant robot modular for easier repairs
 groulux: @Tyrannoeil Hey Buddy!
 AlistorKO: In Destiny 2, my warlock armor is clearly got some Gundam vibes to it and I have a shader that is that colorscheme. So good.
 Oscelot: @LordZarano Huh. neat
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta have removable undies even on mecha
 SandwichKed: 12/10 - sad gundam missing legs
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Oscelot: @AlistorKO Exo warlock too?
 letsbelgo: gquuuuuuuux
 AlistorKO: Yuuuuup!
 Oscelot: @letsbelgo Hi kitty
 AlistorKO: exo warlock main
 Oscelot: @AlistorKO Nice X3
 BrowneePointz: I mean a single Actor gave us the Pirate Dialect in the cultural milieu. he played Blackbeard and knew he was from Devon/Cornwall and used that Dialect. rest is media history
Tyrannoeil: The Gundam universe is so complex.
  TXC2: reember: English is what happens when Vikings try to teach French to Germans who learned Latin from Celts.
 pleonasticTautology: nice
  TXC2: nice
 RandomTrivia: Sweet
 IanAllenBird: nice
 Oscelot: @TXC2 *screm* (I mean you aren't wrong but I can only look at it directly for so long)
 koodooman: nice
 ContingentCat: sure is a space ship
 Oscelot: Looks sweet
 AlistorKO: The Millennium Fa-
  TXC2: Oscelot  embrace the chaos 
 itsaysTRUENO: all space docks are dry sorry ill delete this
 MrPipboy3000: Sweet ... put in front of Deer Pong
 defaultedusername: The 8 centuries Falcon?
Tyrannoeil: It's an illennium Falcon.
 pleonasticTautology: paul, get the handheld camera and do some slow shots of it
 raulghoulia: you're saying a falcon milled this enium?
 Oscelot: @TXC2 I save up all my chaos for desert bus 
 SandwichKed: I feel like that's 5/8 of a Millenium Falcon.
  TXC2: Oscelot  smart
 PBlackcoat: Is a space dry dock just a pressurized work dock?
 BrowneePointz: Cameron, which Brythonic Celtic weirdness do you hope to see in Lorwyn Eclipsed?
 Barb4rian: I love that set. It is a very good representation of the MF without being too big
 AlistorKO: That's a great scale for the Falcon
 TheManaLeek: I have the real big one, it's...real big.
 Oscelot: The big one is so cool and it's SO pricy
 pleonasticTautology: yeah that's more of a shelf piece
 shushu2539: the real sized one?!
 Grevas13: this scale is just for display, then there's one up that has play features, then the real big one well beyond htat.
  SmithKurosaki: The big Mil Falcon is over 1k CDN
 Oscelot: The price per brick hasn't really changed since we were kids but dang the big models require a lot of them
 Barb4rian: @pleonasticTautology Literally lives on my shelf 
 pleonasticTautology: @Barb4rian exactly!
 Oscelot: we've got the R2d2 aluminum one, it's very cute. also my thumbs hurt every time I think about how we had to put it together
 KamikaziManiac: GG
 Oscelot: Meds reminder chat
 AlistorKO: Yeah, the big Falcon is $850 USD
 TheDevil_Risen: baiiii
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Ben, Ian, Cameron and James and Paul on tech
 pleonasticTautology: !break
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tenthtechpriest: Now I want a poke bowl
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 PBlackcoat: I have the meter long star destroyer, but it was so heavy it tore the shelf out of the wall, and I haven't had the heart to rebuild it
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo hot pokie bits
 RainyMint: Baiii
 aquinas_0: that was awesome!
 RandomTrivia: Very excited for soldering 101, I really should have learned only like 20 years ago
 MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Hot Pokey Bits back in college
 defaultedusername: Hot Pokè bits? I feel like this is not what I was promised...
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 AlistorKO: Right, I forgot there's a Lego Star Wars logo set, lol
 ladyjessica: under 10 hours left!?! oh no!
 Cavemanhar: main thing I remember with soldering is heat the components you want to fuse not the solder itself
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 IanAllenBird: I've had a model kit that needs soldering sitting on my shelf for a couple years because I simply have not learned
 Riiiiiiis: Good night TXC2
 Oscelot: Rest well @TXC2 
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 good night, sleep well!
 nishwastaken: Hope you rest well TXC2 
 brieandbacon: Hi Gremlin-Jordynne
 MrSVCD: have they posted a link to the soldering kit?
 glitched_goddess: All I know is that when soldering, you want to avoid soldering yourself to the project
aceviru: turns out we were late to the party (in the back)
Melody Smith: :face-green-smiling:
aceviru: they was fast
  Sarah: So close to finishing in the timeslot
aceviru: are we sure James isn't secretly a rogue assembly robit
OVERKiLL!: these are sick tho
OVERKiLL!: 🎨🔨
aceviru: hot pokey bits? Charmeleon I choose you!
 Riiiiiiis: @glitched_goddess to be fair, that's REALLY difficult
 Oscelot: @glitched_goddess I... have several questions 
 PBlackcoat: @RandomTrivia my favorite soldering exercise is "hammer nails in a 3x3 grid with like an inch of nail still outside, then just solder wires to them vertically"
 IanAllenBird: @glitched_goddess probably good advice for any craft
 IanAllenBird: bnuuy!!!
 RandomTrivia: BUN!
 brieandbacon: Bun bun!!
 DaxStrife: bnuy
sarahparagon: awwwwwww
 AlistorKO: BNUUY
 bakerydragon: smol frend
sarahparagon: Bnuuy
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bnuuy!
 shushu2539: awww, cute owl
 RockPusher:   
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bun alert! Bun alert! This is not a drill!
 Oscelot: BNUUY!
 EmmaPartlow: BNUY
 EvilBadman: Really good painting on that bunny
 bakerydragon: @RockPusher 
 nishwastaken: BNUUY
 CaptainSpam: BUN
 AlistorKO: MORE BUN
 RandomTrivia: SO SMOL
 IanAllenBird: it's so small :sob:
 pleonasticTautology: BNUY
 RockPusher:  
 DaxStrife: smol bnuy
 Oscelot: omg so tiny
 RandomTrivia: 
sarahparagon: So cute, so smol, so perfect
 RainyMint: BNUUY
pete_haderlein: ONLY BUN
 glitched_goddess: bun 
 hesterbyrde: THANK YOU CAM
 bakerydragon: @RockPusher Ha!
 RandomTrivia: 
 RainyMint: FACTS
 nishwastaken: based
 Oscelot: ROFL
 pleonasticTautology: true!!!
 IanAllenBird: lmao
sarahparagon: So true lmao
 RandomTrivia: JORDYNNE YES
 ElementalAlchemist: lol, accurate
Jasoman: Mhh Garlic Bread
 Oscelot: bless you Jordynne
 IviaRelle: Cjef
 empyreon: YES
 AlistorKO: mmm
 itsaysTRUENO: hit da bricks
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'd honestly be fine with just the garlic bread.
 bakerydragon: what was the top part of that?
 marshallade: Jordynne   
 IviaRelle: Chef's kiss, Jordynne
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 seepete: Yaol garlic bread and MCR is a wicked trio
 ArloArts: 
 Oscelot: Some times I think about getting a bunny, but I think they would terrorize my cats ngl
 RockPusher: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: HELL YEAH
 bakerydragon: I saw the yuaoi garlic bread and MCR
 pleonasticTautology: see now i want garlic bread
 nishwastaken: same I would love some garlic bread 
 PBlackcoat: @bakerydragon "All i need in lilfe is"
 chaostreader: is yaoi garlic bread?
 pleonasticTautology: @chaostreader no, but mcr is yaoi
 pleonasticTautology: and their fans? fujos
 nyoomgoom: one of these days someone's gonna go up there with a fully rehearsed dancing baby dance
 glitched_goddess: Yaoi Garlic Bread: Garlic bread of two boys kissing
 CaptainSpam: And now the part where the Moonbase burns down again?
 eshplode: So relatable
 EvilBadman: oh damn
Wonderdoc: @seepete I read that as yaoi garlic bread 
 Oscelot: well that's highly specific roflmao
 bakerydragon: @PBlackcoat ty
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
 IanAllenBird: so true 🤣
 pleonasticTautology: @nyoomgoom this reminded me to practice the birdbrain dance
 shushu2539: 
 IanAllenBird: <3333
 RandomTrivia: KITTY 
 glitched_goddess: kibby
 NewtyNewts: Kitty!
sarahparagon: awwww
 itsaysTRUENO: Don't mess with me! I'm a single dad that vapes and I was born in November!
 bakerydragon: gorgeous
 Oscelot: Awwwwwww lookit that tortie beauty
 Oscelot: @itsaysTRUENO rofl
 IanAllenBird: wowowow
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 RainyMint: 
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHA
 Oscelot: ROFL
 NewtyNewts: 
 CatTreeDreamCar: Incredible
 dm818: great
 SytYoshi: 
 CaptainChibale: Hi Jordynne!
 pleonasticTautology: true.
 pleonasticTautology: very true.
 CaptainChibale: did I spell that right
 Oscelot: pep corn time
 glitched_goddess: can confirm
 empyreon: so true
 Oscelot: @CaptainChibale yep!
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot pepcorn...
 RandomTrivia: @CaptainChibale You did!
 CaptainChibale: yay!
 pleonasticTautology: i'd like pepcorn if popcorn didn't get stuck in my molars ><
 Spades_Slicc: I thought it was jardynne now
 IbunWest: 
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Yeah I have such a bad time with popcorn
 Oscelot: rofl
 DaxStrife: Mood.
 RainyMint: Real mood
 nyoomgoom: yuuuuup
 RandomTrivia: Dammit Jordynne, how did you get this picture of me?! 
 Oscelot: yeah that's a mood
 PBlackcoat: I thought it was jorlenne
 ElementalAlchemist: don't just call me out like that
 Oscelot: \o/ samwise
 nyoomgoom: let's fucken go samwise gamgee
Wonderdoc: I'd be down for a stream every week were Jordynne just shares memes with us
 Oscelot: legit yes
 Oscelot: same
 pleonasticTautology: same
 bakerydragon: agreed
 Oscelot: roflmao
 PBlackcoat: 2 am stream with quizzes and memes
 RandomTrivia: Yep, mood
 RainyMint: Same
 nyoomgoom: another yuuuuup
 AleisAlpto: me trying to drive after 10 lessons
 EvilBadman: It do be like that
 CAKHost: D:
 resilientspring: What's on the docket after the break?
 hesterbyrde: yes. 15 minutes.... Memes with Jordynne.
 NewtyNewts: Is this Jordynne's Meme 5Minutes?
 LilyOfTheVeil666: mood
 nyoomgoom: stream where jordynne cocomelons us for 2.5 hours
 bakerydragon: could call it "Jordynne keeps the olds somewhat up to date"
 Oscelot: pfff
 IanAllenBird: I want hearty stew
Wonderdoc: love that hearty stew
 Programmerman1: f yeah stew
 Oscelot: Jordynne's Meme Rhomboid
aceviru: aww
aceviru: omg haha
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aceviru: I mean, it is what it is
 RainyMint: Hell yeah stew
 eshplode: I need that "it is what it is" meme since I just said that in a meeting and felt the same way
 nyoomgoom: spyro!!!!
 hesterbyrde: I would also accept a semi regular segment where Jordynne explains Internet culture to Adam
7gorobei: @resilientspring solderfest
 Oscelot: rofl
 CatTreeDreamCar: That makes sense given she was deer pretty.
 RainyMint: 
 Oscelot: Yeah that one is very you
 itsaysTRUENO: 12 orange gatorades for lunch
 nyoomgoom: oh god
 Oscelot: Jordynne, do you have a home stream?
 Oscelot: OH GOD
 pleonasticTautology: NO
 Programmerman1: someone get Jordynne a second energy drink
 nyoomgoom: ouuouughhghhh
 xVoxtric: blursed
 RainyMint: 
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 RatherLargeToad: eggcelent
 hesterbyrde: cursed
 EvilBadman: That could be the new breakfast
 PBlackcoat: @hesterbyrde and adam just get more and more annoyed at the entire world
 Ciijay: Got to save on those egg prices by freezing your eggs
 Spades_Slicc: Okay the thing is that freezing egg yolk does something permanent to it that makes it never "unfreeze"
 Oscelot: @PBlackcoat roflmao yessssss
 bakerydragon: Ambassador Jordynne with these memes you are really spoiling us
 Oscelot: oh look it's me
 RainyMint: KITTY
 TehAmelie: (joking, enjoy your break) https://i.imgur.com/Jh1dqTp.jpg
 RandomTrivia: A BABYYY
 public_key_reveal_party: No thoughts
 itsaysTRUENO: I think I am taking food too seriously, when it is YOU who is not taking food seriously enough.
 PBlackcoat: Void kitty!
 Oscelot: byeeeee
 RockPusher: 
 hesterbyrde: @PBlackcoat yes. Or he would find a way to double down with his trademark adam hypotheticals
 IanAllenBird: bye jordynne
 DaxStrife: N I G H T M A R E  E Y E S
 Oscelot: thanks for memes Jordynne
 Thagnok: That pic with the "On Break" works well
 CaptainChibale: thank you for the memes!
 Oscelot: Have fun with fiiiiire
  Simriel: This section should be called Cameron Sauder
7gorobei: are all the irons on separate circuits?
 itsaysTRUENO: how are the fumes being vented
 Oscelot: https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415 literally me rn
 DaxStrife: @itsaysTRUENO At all, I hope.
 nyoomgoom: vocabulary for my fellow millennials and those who came before us: "cocomelon" (verb) to show a bunch of Interesting Stimulating Things in quick succession to keep someone's attention like dangling keys in front of a baby, or a toddler transfixed watching cocomelon
 PBlackcoat: that's the fun part @itsaysTRUENO, they're not!
 thebuzzstreams: @Oscelot I hate how long I waited for the gif to load until I realized what it was...
 Oscelot: @thebuzzstreams rofl oh no
 RockPusher: Look, the Moonbase has as good ventilation as I had in the classroom and the lab while soldering and I only turned out mildly weird
 Oscelot: @nyoomgoom Huh. I'd heard it before but not enough to grasp from context
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 Oscelot: They also aren't going to be using lead solder at least
 EvilBadman: @nyoomgoom Oh so we applied a term from today to deride something that's happened for decades
 Oscelot: unless CA has different laws on that. you can't even get it down here in WA
 itsaysTRUENO: isnt solder like lead vapor or something equally bad
 thebuzzstreams: But rock pusher, they're already mildly weird, if not just weird weird
 Oscelot: @EvilBadman I mean that's just how humanity do
 Jigokuro: Every since they used this track as far out bfm to that day ending good times picnic in that one blog, this song has made me have feelings.
 Oscelot: @itsaysTRUENO it used to be
 Jigokuro: Fade out*
 Oscelot: @Jigokuro Dawww 
 Jigokuro: Bgm*
 PBlackcoat: @itsaysTRUENO not anymore, at least not in places that have environmental protections.
 nyoomgoom: @EvilBadman yeah standard procedure for colloquialisms, new words old concepts
 IbunWest: Solder Field that's where the Bears play right? 
 DaxStrife: I can see a Safety Officer Alex on duty.
 PBlackcoat: It's not *super* good for you to inhale, but not like "gonna give you permanent damage from being around it for an hour" bad
 serramarkov: So happy! I got a shower in between thunderstorms! Feels so good.
 RockPusher: Don't hold the hot end 
 ShaneLeeAtk: My father forgot to tell me that when I was 4.
 Ktolos: always dip the hot end in you drink 
 Oscelot: @ShaneLeeAtk oh no
 ShaneLeeAtk: The end was, in fact, hot.
 Oscelot: indeed
 Oscelot: I've found using a soldering iron works way better for wood burning than the actual wood burning kit I got =P
 ShaneLeeAtk: Guess who has never grabbed the wrong end again? This guy!
 Oscelot: @ShaneLeeAtk I bet
 TheAinMAP:   
 IanAllenBird: howdy again
 Oscelot: Ey there you go, a fan
 MTigress: woooo!
 IsSecretlyPaul: Sodor I barely know or
 Oscelot: I love the adorable jank of it being a PC fan XD
 RatherLargeToad: Can’t Solder Horses Club
 bakerydragon: and Ian has been here the WHOLE TIME
 ElementalAlchemist: hmmm
Mai_Andra: whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnee~
 letsbelgo: we are below 10 hours. Help we are drowining
 Oscelot: @IsSecretlyPaul best game of thrones character
 Despoiler98:   Why does that not surprise me Jordynne
 bytecaster: I'm self-taught
 PolarPayne: how much lead are they breathing?
 NewtyNewts: Universal soldier
 ContingentCat: 
 SymphonySolstice: the prophecy has been fulfilled, today we actually tinker, solder, and possibly fry
 DigitalSeahorse: solder sauders!  
 CaptainSpam: 
CustardIsMassive: 
 RandomTrivia: Cool
 Masslost: shop class time
 JusticeJuice: If a Soldering Iron became date-able, what would it look like?
 LadyAiluros: ooh what kit is it?
 nyoomgoom: ooooo
 pleonasticTautology: we're all here to make! some! noises!
 RockPusher: Teaching kids‽ but the children can't learn!
 bytecaster: Ooooh, the good beeps
 CaptainSpam: Time to make some bolder solderers!
 RandomTrivia: @JusticeJuice Ian
 FrostyKaze: @JusticeJuice smoking hot
 Oscelot: Where'd y'all get electronic kits? now that radio shack is gone I have zero clue ;_;
 itsaysTRUENO: @RockPusher I am out of touch? No! It is the children who are wrong.
 accountmadeforants: Soldering is very fun, until you have to do it more than like 20 times in one build.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I used to be really good at soldering, but then the natural tremors started.
 nishwastaken: 
 DoodlestheGreat: @Oscelot The company name is Universal Solder.
 DanielJennaGrouse: it's conductive precision hot glueing
 ContingentCat: it looks similar to knitting that the individual steps are easy enough, but together
 Oscelot: @DoodlestheGreat Thanks!
 Jillexie: No surface mount soldering today 
 Cavemanhar: through hole is so much easier to learn
 LadyAiluros: surface mount is th final boss lol
 CaptainSpam: I grabbed a couple soldering kits to teach myself, and I've since used said skill to make a few repairs on pinball tables.  Yay!
 RockPusher: Hot metals in your area!
 DigitalSeahorse: so glad my internet is back on  pls hold there
Oecking: I build a Robot Dog for Uni last year and quickly learned how much can go wrong while soldering
 NewtyNewts: So not just the tip then?
 shushu2539: inhalate flux and build an 8-bit musical instrument, cool
 Snowcookies: While learning how to solder, I've touched the tip with my fingers to clean it one too many times T.T
 Jillexie: Soldering is one of those things where having a prehensile tail would help a lot.
 Oscelot: @shushu2539 There's a fan pushing it away from them
 DigitalSeahorse: be sure to not touch the metal part of the iron
 Oscelot: @Snowcookies iirc you can use a steel wool pad?
  corianderd: painting is my territory
 DigitalSeahorse: harder thsn it looks
 RatherLargeToad: Despite looking like a pen, do not hold it like a pen
 Cavemanhar: @DigitalSeahorse done that enough myself
 bytecaster: Today is all about filling the hole
 goatprince: today's about forming hard connections, chat
 aerohydra: @corianderd idea: cori paints with solder
 LadyAiluros: is there a link to the kit they are building?
7gorobei: soldering made simple: just flux everything
 mwlsn: I got into making some Arduino stuff last winter and it was very frustrating until I realized that using a half-decent iron really does make a difference
 accountmadeforants: @Jillexie Soldering is the art of using the gaps between your fingers to hold stuff.
 ElementalAlchemist: I also do not know Chinese
 Jillexie: The classic 555 timer. Love them.
 RockPusher: need a timer to generate a waveform
 Oscelot: @LadyAiluros not sure about the exact kit but this is where they got it https://www.universal-solder.ca
 DigitalSeahorse:  sneaky Alex
 lamina5432: setting things on fire?
 kusinohki: dumb question - what's the difference between solder and welding??
 Coloneljesus: totally off topic but does someone have the LRR affiliate link for drive through RPG?
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 RelwinEJ: @kusinohki usually the amount your allowed to drink while doing it
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 Coloneljesus: thanks, juliamon!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  corianderd: @kusinohki melt something to glue two things together or melt thing to join itself?
7gorobei: solder is a bridging different metal to metal, weld melts metals that join together
SmolSnek9: @kusinohki scale strength and application mostly
 Jillexie: @corianderd pretty much
 accountmadeforants: @Jillexie I remember starting in the EE lab and seeing all these 555 timers and various adder chips and thinking "wow, they did a great job holding onto all this old stuff!", and that was nearly two decades ago. Little did I know they still just make all of that stuff (and use it in real products they sell to real people!)
 LordZarano: Flux is an acid!
 Oscelot: @7gorobei There you go, that's much better said than what I was trying to say
 Cavemanhar: is the solder cored or not?
 fastlane250: Flux-cored solder feels like easy mode
 Blip2004: If you have solder with a rosin core flux is optional than required
 Coloneljesus: in soldering, the melted metal acts as "glue". in metal, you also melt the two joined pieces and everything becomes one.
7gorobei: @Oscelot np
 Coloneljesus: in welding*
 bytecaster: Also you don't heat up the chip
 DoodlestheGreat: @accountmadeforants So many times in electronics it's not necessary to reinvent the wheel.
 DigitalSeahorse: after it being so hot out and indoors I wouldn't solder today even if I had a project and an iron, it's just comfy now finally
 LadyAiluros: sockets chips best chips
 Oscelot: @Oscelot Think I found it https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/
 bytecaster: Also sockets are just nice
 Blip2004: @Coloneljesus welding causes 2 things to become one, soldering they remain seperate entities
 LadyAiluros: cool!
 Coloneljesus: @Blip2004 correct.
  Juliamon: Solder can be desoldered. Welding just breaks.
 bytecaster: The chaos option, alternate their orientation
 Blip2004: so what are they building?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: are they building anything in particular?
 LordZarano: @bytecaster Alternating is a form of order
 bytecaster: @bytecaster Fine flip a coin for every one
 Coloneljesus: @Juliamon this is mostly an effect of the fact that soldering tin has a much lower melting point than copper (and other metals usualy soldered)
 Jillexie: Ian is doing a very good job taking them through this.
 bytecaster: We did a bit of soldering in school in Germany
  corianderd: I got this class in high school
 LadyAiluros: thre are schools in the US wehre this is taught in Tech Ed
 DigitalSeahorse: have we already gone over the safety while I was typing?
dylan16807: I did a solder in high school in 2005
 RockPusher: I also did electronics in HS
 Riiiiiiis: @DigitalSeahorse don't lick the hot end?
 Voidhawk42: I did Design-Tech at school, soldered a music box together
 Snowcookies: I learned soldering in one of my university fine art classes
 DoodlestheGreat: I had electronics assembly in my junior high classes in the 70's.
 DigitalSeahorse: don't use a soldering iron in the bathrub!
 Jillexie: I didn't solder until university.
  corianderd: I etched my own circuit board
 ContingentCat: lol whoops
 LadyAiluros: it's called Tech Ed now not Industrial Arts
 Cavemanhar: I learned to solder when I was in middle school at the same time my dad did since he had a hard time with the small components
 Oscelot: Eugh business management
 RandomTrivia: Oh ffs
 Oscelot: wtf
 Coloneljesus: ew
 MWGNZ: 
 ContingentCat: yuup
 EvilBadman: We had "industrial tech" which was like drafting and computer stuff
 eDRoaCH: my dad wouldnt let me take shop because it was 'dumb kids class' and here i am pushing 50 buying table saws
 pleonasticTautology: ew
 ElementalAlchemist: uuugghghhghghghhghh
 Jillexie: Boo
 Snowcookies: eek
 Kentosaurus: ugh
   LoadingReadyRun: just trying to throw a bit of music on to help with the constant fan noise. Is it helping at all? Can you hear it?
 bytecaster: Long sigh
 LadyAiluros: that shckes out
 LadyAiluros: checks
 Shadowsoflife: ugh
 accountmadeforants: @DoodlestheGreat Yup, there's beauty in being able to implement some simple logic with modular components. But it's still odd seeing all those chunky socketed chips sometimes 
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun helps some
 Riiiiiiis: yeah we hear the music
 MWGNZ: music good
 bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun It's nice
Flamennight: @bytecaster Extremely long sigh....
 itsaysTRUENO: i actually like the fan and welcome its presence
 ArdCollider: the only life skills the Catholic high school I went to taught us were "typing" and "death."
  Simriel: Am Alex on Tech?
aceviru: alex coming in clutch
  Simriel: @LoadingReadyRun Hi Alex on Tech
 ArdCollider: I'm not kidding. we had a death class.
 Coloneljesus: @LoadingReadyRun hm... I can still hear my 3D printer behind me
 DigitalSeahorse: Riiiiiiis yes, don't do that!  
 LostThePirate: I was the only girl in my Student Tech (aka, computer hardware) class in 12th grade
 kusinohki: treat jordyne like an engine block??
 bytecaster: @itsaysTRUENO It's like the enterprise background noise
 pleonasticTautology: shop didn't interest me much growing up because i learned woodworking at like. age 4
 DaSunao: I was referred to as a magician because I had a pickup balancing on a jack that was balancing on 2 wheels rather than all 4
 eDRoaCH: breathe deeply all
 fastlane250: As someone who is professionally certified to solder (thanks to his employer), this might be fun to wv. T. T atch
 Jillexie: Don't lick or inhale it.
 Coloneljesus: I wish I could woodwork somewhat efficiently with the same workshop space as you need for soldering
 DigitalSeahorse: that's what I was going to say, better to handle just one at a time
 DanielJennaGrouse: it's leaded solder so don't eat it
 hesterbyrde: can we get a link for these kits if we wanted to follow along with the vod at a later date?
 itsaysTRUENO: did you sign the LRR lead exposure release form?
 eDRoaCH: we need card cam trained to detect bad solder joints
 LostThePirate: I was also the only one who knew how to install an OS before the lesson on it lol
   LoadingReadyRun: Oh, something else I talked about a few hours ago. While we still have a ways to go till the cap, I did announce the stretch goal. Which is the return of the Ice Cream Truck! 
 accountmadeforants: Excellent diversion from the lead thing, Paul 
 eDRoaCH: ive tried to use lead-free solder, its soo much harder
 LadyAiluros: leaded solder is much easier to work with
 Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun Ooooooo
 ContingentCat: you're not a cat Jordynne, even if you have pretty calico coloured hair
  corianderd: Don't lean directly over it.
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun ice cream...
 nishwastaken: 
 DanielJennaGrouse: (solder doesn't actually expose you to any dangerous amount of solder, not through inhalation or contact, the issue is just the rosin/flux inside it that produces VOCs, that's the stuff you shouldn't be huffing)
 LadyAiluros: and the smoke is the flux inside the core
 DigitalSeahorse: oh that's a thing I forgot about, clean up all the surfaces with lead
 Riiiiiiis: There is not lead in the fumes, people get that wrong all the time
 bytecaster: Don't vape kids
 DanielJennaGrouse: *lead, obviously solder does expose you to solder
 DigitalSeahorse: if your lungs are already bad maybe wear a mask
 terribleplan: But they smell so sweet, Ian
 accountmadeforants: We'll take a bit of lead over having to work with rosin cores 
 NullColaShip: The time remaining in the sunshine currently matches the time here in NZ
  corianderd: It do smell delicious and I burned out my nose in high school.
 Blip2004: I actually like the pine scent of rosin
 LadyAiluros: yeah I usually wear gloves when I solder
 Coloneljesus: they should sell flux in more flavor varieties
 MrSVCD: My rule is to go from lowest to highest component.
 Sleepy__Alice: i learned the breathe out thing from zombieland
 NullColaShip: Subathon, not sunshine.  Bloody autocarrot
 DigitalSeahorse: or maybe wear a mask anyways if you like
 CAKHost: @corianderd D:
 BITs19_: hey folks, just got here! what's being worked on?
 eDRoaCH: i tried the exhaling thing but im asthmatic with tiny lungs and would end up having to deep breathe-in as the smoke appeared
 Oscelot: @corianderd oh no. Did it come back?
 Boon_33: it goes to 11
 Blip2004: @LoadingReadyRun Safety Glasses should be worn
 Oscelot: @BITs19_ Soldering 101
 Spades_Slicc: hah, your delicious smoke can't tempt me because I can't smell!
 eDRoaCH: hey its freedom units
 LadyAiluros: celsius or farenheit? I tent to leave my iron on celsius
 SenshiSun: ooh, sweet!
 Blip2004: had a bunch of solder recently that boiled weird and sprayed little drops
 Oscelot: @Spades_Slicc lol I guess anosmia is useful for some things
 LadyAiluros: but I'm also very often doing rework
 bytecaster: About 200
  corianderd: @Oscelot kinda
 Cavemanhar: I generally do 5-600 F when soldering
 Coloneljesus: @LadyAiluros celcius all day baby
 DigitalSeahorse: 204
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
 Spades_Slicc: @Oscelot this and taking out garbage, but that's about it
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 Oscelot: @corianderd Aww. Well at least it came back some. Honks though
 DigitalSeahorse: wait they make you do maths too?
 saintguard: *times 10* well then
voren_chalco: Oh, that's a very different problerm
wolfskull7: im scared
 RockPusher: Solder level 85
keely_lionheart: holy smokes
 LadyAiluros: that's ... a lot
  corianderd: @Oscelot that *is* the sound it makes
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can't multiply farenheit or celsius. You need an absolute temperature like Kelvin or Rankine.
 Riiiiiiis: the specific temperature doesn't really matter for hobby stuff
 Coloneljesus: soldering is not a very exact science
 bytecaster: It not perfect system
 Oscelot: @corianderd *snerk*
 Riiiiiiis: if it melts = SUCCESS
 Oscelot: @Spades_Slicc Yeah, makes sense
 LadyAiluros: yes
 Astramentha: phrasing
 LadyAiluros: tin your iron plz
 Coloneljesus: @Riiiiiiis unless you also melt other things
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 Blip2004: Thats because that Hakko kit is $120 and that Weller kit can be almost $400
 Cptasparagus: make sure your tip is clean
 Nigouki: clean tip goes a long way in many scenarios
 DigitalSeahorse: don't want it to drip on you or where you don't want it
 KharadBanar: Tap, Tap, Put Away - the hot new LRR podcast
 LadyAiluros: I have a Pinecil. It was under $100USD and it's amaazing
 DanielJennaGrouse: the sponge does the same thing but worse
 PBlackcoat: Jordynne looking straight at camera and then not saying anything is a++
 Riiiiiiis: You clean the tip before soldering, not after. This protects the tip from rusting
 LadyAiluros: yeah brass mesh is the way to go
 Oscelot: ohhh it's brass, not steel wool.
 Kentosaurus: make sure it is wet
 itsaysTRUENO: its been too long since i plugged a 9V battery into some steel wool
  Simriel: Oh James is on Tech and Alex is just Offscreen
  Simriel: Sorry James!
aceviru: Well, too late now
Monan Arts: (It was the 80s, and i never hurt myself badly, nor my younger sibling or set anything on fire sooooo)
aceviru: Hey, we grow up and learn
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: So much talk about tips.....
 Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse no schniff! 
 Coloneljesus: wet tips, no less
 DigitalSeahorse:   don't huff the fumes
 Boon_33: hope they have ice available, I'd have burned myself to see if it was hot by now.
ZeroEightEcho: Jordynne really needs glasses
 MaxVolume: Should I be worried if I think I can smell it?
 Oscelot: @Boon_33 They've probably got something in the freezer at least
 pleonasticTautology: this is flux. it is the last season of jodie whitaker's doctor who run.
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot    
 Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse lol yes basically
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot 
 gualdhar: What are they soldering?
 MaxVolume: Will they need a flux capacitor?
 Blip2004: you need very little flux
 ContingentCat: @gualdhar beginner how to soldier kit
 gualdhar: Ah
 Riiiiiiis: Doesn't Ian's solder contain flux?
 33_Elk: I got a gift sub here hello ty for that
 Jillexie: No
 33_Elk: 
 DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
 Oscelot: @gualdhar https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/ I believe
 accountmadeforants: Just clean the flux off afterwards unless you want your PCBs to look like they've been in a smoker's house for a decade 
 Oscelot: o/ @33_Elk
 pleonasticTautology: @33_Elk welcoem!
7gorobei: if you watch louis rossman or northwest repair use flux, they just flood the zone when they hot air solder
 Jillexie: I have witnessed NASA-level training for soldering. There is a LOT more 
 sephsays: I keep getting confused when I hear Paul's voice and then actually see him present in Studio C
 Boon_33:  welcome gift subs
 DigitalSeahorse: Nasa goes out to space and just touches super clean metal surfaces together and space vacuum does it for them
 Oscelot: @Jillexie Where would one go to see this?
 LadyAiluros: @7gorobei Yeah but they also have like, full hot air rework stations
 Jillexie: @Oscelot It was a a company I worked at.
 Oscelot: @Jillexie Ah shoot. kk
 DoodlestheGreat: My mother did assembly for GE back in the 50's in Schenectady. In NY state it was the equivalent of working at a fast food joint.
 Boon_33: bead established
 DigitalSeahorse: also lead won't hold well enough for vital applications
 Boon_33: untill too much is too much
 RockPusher: Remember NASA soldering is rather difficult to fix after-the-fact 
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome to the process of additive manufaturing with heat
 DanielJennaGrouse: https://i.redd.it/o8dbvwmg5t771.jpg
7gorobei: @LadyAiluros yeah but in their older stuff they have used chisel tips with the same amount of overloading of flux
 TheDevil_Risen: next up : welding
 ghyllnox: Oh myyyy
 KeytarCat: I guess I just assumed Paul was one of the solderers.  maybe because of his name 
 Coloneljesus: @DanielJennaGrouse very good diagram
 DigitalSeahorse: nurturing your solder
 Oscelot: @DanielJennaGrouse that's handy, ty
 Riiiiiiis: @DanielJennaGrouse damnit, I was too slow
 Coloneljesus: are they using solder with flux core?
 DigitalSeahorse: think of it as colouring with your left hand in a tiny tiny spot
 DoodlestheGreat: Just fluxing around.
 Boon_33: without flux is chemically/physically hard mode
 LadyAiluros: @DanielJennaGrouse they person I learned from had those printed out as cards  to hand out lol
 DigitalSeahorse: if you're right handed
 bytecaster: I have never used flux before and it was fine
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 Jillexie: No
 nishwastaken: 
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
 ContingentCat: Mmm deliscious
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad they changed filling materials
 bytecaster: Please get a third hand
 Oscelot: @LadyAiluros That's a really good idea
 Riiiiiiis: yeha, the flux is not needed for something like this
 DanielJennaGrouse: I'd say don't eat lead, but also who am I to argue with Woz of all people?
 LordZarano: Expert speed-soldering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF0E8WeEUVM&t=1408s
 accountmadeforants: @DanielJennaGrouse I like that the "Short" one is two perfects but really bad pad layout 
 DanielJennaGrouse: can't argue with his results
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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aceviru: Speaking of. Guilty of tasting 9v battery as a kid
OVERKiLL!: i am on the home stretch at work
OVERKiLL!: almost done
OVERKiLL!: ＼（´Ｏ｀）／
aceviru: woo
aceviru: *moments later* "oh no. I fluxed it"
TheWojo: ooh, we're learning :) i have 10 analog sticks to replace and i never really used soldering iron before so this will be helpful:)
 Boon_33: First time I did it, I had the solder in the third hand, it wasn't the easiest way to do that.
 Jillexie: Hence the need for a prehensile tail.
 Oscelot: @LordZarano *dang*
 Coloneljesus: humans are terribly under-equipped in number of hands for soldering
 ContingentCat: thankfully we have the technology to not need to use your mouth
 bytecaster: But there are so many hands in chat, surely we could help!
 LadyAiluros: surface mount is uggghhh
 accountmadeforants: The correct number of hands for soldering: https://i.imgur.com/MJUoIF4.gif
 LadyAiluros: i need to finish recapping my SNES speaking of surface mount ....
 Riiiiiiis: In many ways SMD is easier than this
 Nigouki: So I missed the start, what's the actual project? Everyone doing their own thing or did Ian rope people into a production line for one of His projects?
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!\
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 DigitalSeahorse: when I was soldering a diarama greenhouse I had a family member help me by holding the glass sides while I did the ironing and stained glass leaf and filler bits
 ContingentCat: @Nigouki they're how to soldier kits
 KeytarCat: @accountmadeforants yo wtf, I want to watch that
 Jillexie: lol Alex
 Riiiiiiis: don't hit someones eyes with the offcuts
 fastlane250: Part of my pro soldering certification test involved hand soldering 100 tiny legs on one of those square surface-mount packages. So... many... bridges... 
 Riiiiiiis: that's probably the most dangerous part of this
 Lysander_salamander: what is being built?
 Boon_33: @Nigouki I missed what they are making, but all of them are making the same thing.
 shushu2539: once tried to solder some loose cables on a led strip driver and is was impossible to make the tin to attach to the surface
 Jillexie: THere can be
 Blip2004: Solder is mostly tin
 accountmadeforants: @KeytarCat It's the dragon maid anime. The artist likes to draw girls with comically large boobs but it's also just genuinely funny at times.
 KeytarCat: Tin is one of the metals used in solders
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: depends on the solder
 Riiiiiiis: yeah ~40%
7gorobei: there are some tin solders
 KharadBanar: Traditionally, solder has been tin based
 ElementalAlchemist: MSDS: Read it! It's useful!
 DigitalSeahorse: huh
 Jillexie: Lead free solder uses tin, and is a pain for space usage as it forms whiskers that can extend and short things out.
 bytecaster: It is leaded
 Riiiiiiis: ah the other way round
 Coloneljesus: leadED solder
 Boon_33: @shushu2539 I had that issue, it's normally that you've failed to heat the part and tried to dab solder on it.
 DigitalSeahorse: they call it lead cause lead is the most harmful thing in it
 terribleplan: Paul: By volume, yes. By what uniquely identifies it, no.
 ContingentCat: there's enough lead to be the domienent thing
 DigitalSeahorse: unless you touch it while hot, then it's both the lead and the heat
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 KeytarCat: What's the project, or is it just a series of [component] for to learn?
 Coloneljesus: there's also silver solder I believe
 shushu2539: @Boon_33 didn't want to heat it more to avoid damaging the board
 Riiiiiiis: KeytarCat almost a Keytar
 Lysander_salamander: I want to try out stained glass someday
 DigitalSeahorse: it's VERY hard to break glass accurately if it's window glass
 ContingentCat: @KeytarCat yeah it's a how to soldier kit
 KeytarCat: Oh hell yeah!
 bytecaster: We did some electonics soldering in school and they gave us GIANT soldering irons not meant for electronics
 Lysander_salamander: I should see if there's any maker-spaces around my area
 Boon_33: @shushu2539 Samezies, I didn't have a 2nd board and that was the expensive bit.
 Jillexie: Multimeter
 Riiiiiiis: you verify it visually
 DanielJennaGrouse: again https://i.redd.it/o8dbvwmg5t771.jpg
 Jillexie: BUt typically visually
 Coloneljesus: @bytecaster you'd be surprised what can be used for electronics but for learning you'd definitely want something small
 Boon_33: eletricy can be used to test it 
 stippledotter: @lysander_salamander tool libraries, as well. I live in a city with both (maker space at the library) and it's super handy
 Blip2004: A good solder (with lead solder) is shiny and concave rather than spherical
 bytecaster: @Coloneljesus Oh, yeah, it worked, but people struggled, I needed to help a lot as I was the only person that could solder
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, am I misremembering what I did?  I might have been braising for part of it but I could swear I had an iron too
aceviru: welcome in
 missa_hancock: !next
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 Jigokuro: Alex saying it like 'mal tim iter' left me not even knowing what he was taking about.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, you want it to look like it's creeping up the pins
 Coloneljesus: @DigitalSeahorse braising is very similar to soldering but you use it on much larger workpieces, like plumbing pipes and you'd use open flame for heat
 Boon_33: is Jordynne's board getting a little browned by the process?
 DigitalSeahorse: funny how memory works or almost works
 Oscelot: @Coloneljesus ^^
 Coloneljesus: @Boon_33 probably just burnt flux
 bytecaster: @DigitalSeahorse Gotta solder in another ram socket and populate it
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I need to get out my soldering station later, I have a broken LED to replace
 Jillexie: Yeah, burnt flux, which can be cleaned.
 bytecaster: Same, Alex
 MWGNZ:   
 Riiiiiiis: nah, that's perfect
 Jillexie: Woot!
 DigitalSeahorse: less than but more than 0
 Oscelot: hehehe
 RandomTrivia:  
 Riiiiiiis: just don't twitst it
 MTigress: yep those are perfect
 Jillexie: Sweet, Jordynne
 Boon_33: never met a Tavern I couldn't talk my way out of in DnD
 KeytarCat: yeah, glass with fuck you up
 Oscelot: Yeeeah. I have a bunch of stained glass scraps that I've never used because aaaa
 DigitalSeahorse: is there a godhand for soldering?
 MTigress: i have one nitpick. everyone should wear eye protection when using the snips. all it takes is one stray projectile in the eye to have a bad day.
 Riiiiiiis: but that's what you want
 Jillexie: It should be fine, Paul.
 MrSVCD: Fluxcore solder?
 Riiiiiiis: it shouldn't blob at the bottom
 PBlackcoat: @MTigress Yeah, several of us have mentioned this
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Oscelot: I love Ian's teaching style. "Okay, before I say something, what do you observe?"
 MomoNo9: Dinner break! Whatcha doing?
 Boon_33: lol, I love that this is considered a forgiving kit, those posts are still close enough you need to worry about shorting.
 Oscelot: @MomoNo9 Soldering 100
 Oscelot: Safety squint! 
 Riiiiiiis: or just hold on to the wire
 RandomTrivia: Wires do like to go *ping* sometimes
 Nigouki: Aim at least favorite person on set
ZeroEightEcho: The solder can splatter during tip cleaning too
 terribleplan: Engage safety squints
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 ContingentCat: Jordynne but then you couldn't see more of Volt
 Coloneljesus: just do audio editing instead
 RandomTrivia: Ooooof
 Brozard: oof
 bytecaster: But the eyes are how you see the shitposts, Jordynne!
 MomoNo9: Oooh! I soldered once!
 DigitalSeahorse: close your eyes as you clip  
 Oscelot: That's a mood Jordynne
 DaxStrife: Been there.
 Oscelot: Oh no
 KeytarCat: My physics teacher in hs would kick people out of the room for *entire projects* if they forgot to don ppe.  Students hated that
 Boon_33: @Coloneljesus Are we calling out the 1 ear'd audio tech?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IntelligentExpensiveAnteaterBigBrother-7Emkhs2EAIbyCBmv
 Coloneljesus: @Boon_33 ben?
 bytecaster: @KeytarCat My chemistry teacher did the same
 Boon_33: @Coloneljesus 
 Oscelot: @KeytarCat Good.
 kdefinition: Imagine having to sneeze when cornering at 200kph
 DigitalSeahorse: nope  
 ElementalAlchemist: The audio helps a lot on the Bus
 Coloneljesus: remember the driver on the roof bit?
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't have any driving emotes
 KeytarCat: @Oscelot That was my take 
Arkouda Chien: is this learning how to solder?
aceviru: They are. It's a small kit to get them started
 Oscelot: @Coloneljesus it was so good XD
 DanielJennaGrouse: so driving school should include "eyes closed" sections
 RandomTrivia: Oh noooooo
 ContingentCat: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 bytecaster: Oh no
 Brozard: OH NO
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 fastlane250: Oh dear
 Oscelot: Oh no
 MTigress: hahahah
 ElementalAlchemist: pffffffft
 ClodiumSoride: wooow
 Oscelot: ROFL
 ElementalAlchemist: oh wow
 aitsu100: oh no
 Jillexie: Oh no
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 RandomTrivia: How are you still ALIVE?!
 Oscelot: Oh nooooooo
 terribleplan: Oh yes
 DaSunao: Oh no
 mwlsn: ahahaha
 TheAinMAP: 
 Shadowsoflife: oh no
 Brozard: Creme de mint
 bytecaster: A masterpiece, cam, a masterpiece
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 terribleplan: Cam, you need to play beautycopter
 MomoNo9: That seems like the "perfect" combo lol
 Brozard: *menthe
  Juliamon: Beautycopter is the ideal Talking Sim game
 Oscelot: it was a dadaist game
 Coloneljesus: that game is SO.... well not good but.... SOMETHING
 Boon_33: straight trippin
 haberley: that game was something else
 Oscelot: Cam should definitely experience beautycoptor
 Brozard: It was A R T
 Greyah: That game was an experience.
 ContingentCat: I'll try that
 A_Dub888: “They’re ours now. We’ll never give them back”
YeOldeMark: The best game ever
 Brozard: Next on Talking Sim
 vinewood_og: Bring me a creme de menthe?
 Lysander_salamander: It was trying to be a dream of a robotic sheep
 ElementalAlchemist: If you have time for the full experience, I recommend it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A gave Beautycopter to two friends as birthday gifts this year.
 Jillexie: Is there a soldering iron in Date Everything?
 resilientspring: The Beauty copter vod is 100% worth the watch
 Oscelot: @IaCthulhuFthagn amazing lol
 Coloneljesus: @resilientspring i'd go as far and say playing the game is worth the time
 MomoNo9: @iacthulhufthagn They would have to be REALLY good friends or REALLY bad friends
 Blip2004: The long leg can be the negative side, but if its electrolytic there should be a stripe on the negative side
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @MomoNo9 Yes.
 DigitalSeahorse: do you have the capacitor for soldering?
 Riiiiiiis: but you can't really rely on the leg lenghts
 Lysander_salamander: what are they making, by the way?
 Coloneljesus: I've shown it to two friends (so far)
 bytecaster: @Lysander_salamander tiny piano
 haberley: @Lysander_salamander an intro to soldering activity
 EvilBadman: @Lysander_salamander "an electronic keyboard that makes sound"
 Oscelot: @Lysander_salamander these I believe https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/
 Lysander_salamander: that's cool
42MiLLyWays: 5000
 DigitalSeahorse: are we adding resistors too?
 Oscelot: Hot damn @42MiLLyWays
   LoadingReadyRun: Amazing @42MiLLyWays. Thank you
   LoadingReadyRun: Keeping it above 9hrs 
 Coloneljesus: @DigitalSeahorse looks like there'll be a few
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ClodiumSoride: @Oscelot thanks, I saw the link to the site earlier, but hadn't looked for the specific kit.
 CAKHost: I'm still working on my digital pets apartment. I just found some pink yarn that will go great with the blue mesh! 
 Oscelot: @ClodiumSoride np. people keep asking so I just have it in another window lol
 goombalax: is that lead free solder or are we just rawdogging toxins
 Blip2004: Solid state caps get damaged when they go over their voltage limit/time constant, electrolytic can discharge at that point, but only in 1 direction, in reverse the dielectric heats up and explodes
 Riiiiiiis: @goombalax no it's leaded, so fewer toxins in the air
 Hawkwreak: Oh damn its solderr time. Whats being worked on?
 skintbint: what me makin outchea
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Hawkwreak I don't think it's a specific project, just practice drills basically
 RandomTrivia: 
 Boon_33: 
 Coloneljesus: https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/
 fastlane250: real
 Jillexie: lol Jordynne
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Boon_33: entropy attacks
 MomoNo9: Same, capacitors. Same.
OVERKiLL!: 🔥Hot N Pokey 🪡
TheWojo: Any advice for desoldering elements from pcb?
darrin: what we making
aceviru: It's learning how to solder for a piano kit. it is promised to make noises when done
OVERKiLL!: we still got Wheeler 🆚️ Angel today
 Hawkwreak: Capacitors die because.... You feed it over and over and eventually it kinda just gives up
 terribleplan: They have vital fluids inside them
 Riiiiiiis: they mostly die due to heat
 TheMerricat: electric cinnabuns.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 nishwastaken: 
 Jillexie: And if you over charge them over time, they burn out.
 Blip2004: caps usually fail because the plates separate or the dielectric decays or dries out
 DEATHlikescats: just heard theres wildfires threatening Nanaimo. stay safe y’all!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I did one of these DIY soldering kits a few weeks ago (and need to replace one bad LED)  https://www.spikenzielabs.com/learn/dicekit.html
 Hawkwreak: Same with if you get original Xbox's, You immediately check for the clock cap.
 KharadBanar: The difference between a capacitor and a battery is that no electrochemical reaction takes place in a capacitor. The process is purely physical
 Oscelot: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff it's a piano kit from universal solder. My guess is it's the one that colonel jesus posted
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: There was a time where capacitors were just bad too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor_plague
 cheetoJack: capacitors have magic smoke that leaks slowly
 Hawkwreak: @bytecaster And that nonsense is WHY you check the clock cap of the original Xbox.
 fastlane250: The plague!
 shushu2539: boeing planes work even if the part attaching the door doesn't
 LadyAiluros: it does
 LadyAiluros: and he was not lol
 Cavemanhar: capacitors are some of the most likely fail points in a board like this
 Oscelot: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Neat. Was the site deece? I'm looking for someplace US based to buy hobby electronic
 Blip2004: I worked through a bad capacitor batch that caused a 50% failure rate within 3 months of deploying those computers
 niccus: and sometimes the metal just grows hair by itself
 34Witches: is why you sometimes see Japanese capacitors specifically advertised, since they never really suffered from capacitor plague (and the reputation for reliability has persisted)
 TheCactaceae: @Hawkwreak ...I still haven't checked mine
 Oscelot: @Blip2004 ooooow
 TheMerricat: They thought it was a single capacitor company that 'stole' the recipe for the electrolyes from another, but didn't get the full deal.
 DEATHlikescats: @blip2004 were they dells?
 goombalax: prototypers use pick and place
 CAKHost: Before I forget, Ian, I blame you for my interest in getting the tamagotchi nano Kamen Rider. Because it has I think 40+ characters and I am curious. 
 Riiiiiiis: is a cnc, that places components
 ClodiumSoride: there are hobby-level pick-and-place machines, but they're still industrially useful too
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Oscelot I bought the kit at MicroCenter for about $20 USD.  Pretty simple, lots of fun
 Hawkwreak: @TheCactaceae Man I forgot you actually *Had* one, bring it when you move back you can lend my torx bits. Also, Nice seeing you here friend.
 Oscelot: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Ahhh gotcha. No MicroCenters here alas, but that's good to know
 Blip2004: @DEATHlikescats Lenovo, 18000 lenovo desktops (luckily I was not part of the company replacing the boards)
 Coloneljesus: pick and place machines are amazing
 opalkatzen22: Crafting along with the gang!! I'm crocheting a penguin!
 RandomTrivia: That is incredibly specific and incredibly cool
 bakerydragon: DANG
 Oscelot: Nice
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 Oscelot: Oh noooo
 nishwastaken: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Shadowsoflife: nice
 LordChrusher: wait the Steacy in the math department is Alex's uncle? He also taught me differential equations?
 Coloneljesus: what kind of 3d printer does Ian have again?
 Hawkwreak: Im so glad, that alot of the physics and maths for CNC and CAD generally have already been *Resolved*
 DEATHlikescats: oooooof @blip2004 all my sympathy
 Riiiiiiis: Pick and place machines is how all electronics is made
 DigitalSeahorse: pls don't freeze on me twitch
 Oscelot: @LordChrusher Neat!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Oscelot if it's feasible for you to order the kit wherever you are, you should.  It was a fun little project.
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit I missed what Alex just said and part of what Ian said
 Oscelot: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Good to know, thanks :3
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 Coloneljesus: @DigitalSeahorse clip it 
 PBlackcoat: @Hawkwreak the thing is that there's "this will always work" math, but then there's "how can we make this one motion more efficient because we're going to do it ten million times, so saving half a second it worth it"
 gnyrinn: And all the germs come from Germany. Look Around You taught us that.
 DigitalSeahorse: @Coloneljesus I can't cause I have two clip tabs open and I can't listen and edit at the same time
 Coloneljesus: @PBlackcoat with pick and place, it's more like 0.05 seconds, but yup, still worth it
 CAKHost: Dangle legs!
 Hawkwreak: @PBlackcoat Oh in all things there are more places for efficiency. Im just happy that we are at the point where the "This works" math is done. Now all the math is. "This works, and its better"
 DigitalSeahorse: and twitch freezes if I open more
 kodalith: Anyone else do Cap Kits on arcade monitors?
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 DEATHlikescats: they look very fun
 bytecaster: Soldering kits are a lot of fun!
 bytecaster: I once made a tiny robot!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: me using clips
 ContingentCat: oh wow that's a lot better price than I was expecting
 Coloneljesus: I made a tiny oscilloscope as a (slightly more advanced) solder kit
 Oscelot: https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/ on sale for CA 2.60 rn
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 SymphonySolstice: I've wanted to buy a soldering kit for ages, I should find one
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 DigitalSeahorse: I'll rewatch some later tho
   LoadingReadyRun: Thanks @cheetoJack!
 DEATHlikescats: eyyy! @cheetojack keeping the subathon going!
 bytecaster: That has happened to everybody soldering from time to time, Jordynne
 Riiiiiiis: just heat it up and push it down
 Riiiiiiis: or*
 Coloneljesus: I too can wholeheartedly recommend soldering kits. they are fun, educational and fairly low entry barrier
 Jillexie: Love me some solder braid. Remove you eff-ups
 Jillexie: *your
 Statist42: apparently (according to some old-ish reddit post) replacing some capacitors is what i need to do to repair my gamecube. since i have never done anything close to that i shoved the gc back into the closet. how hard would yall say replacing one/some would be / how easy is it to fuck up?
 TheAinMAP: 
 DEATHlikescats: welp
 Milleg2: happy little accident
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 cheetoJack: solder doesn't need to be pretty
 DEATHlikescats: Jordynne is the Goldilocks
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Statist42 Without any previous soldering practice, maybe getting a bit of soldering practice first is a good shout.
 gnyrinn: "It's ugly, but ... you can clip it off" sounds like my first time.
 Riiiiiiis: wooo
 Riiiiiiis: DON'T push with your finger - it's going to be hot
 DigitalSeahorse: Riiiiiiis's good advice: wooo
 Jigokuro: If I go fast enough, the fuck ups can't catch me! 
 Hawkwreak: Mmmm, Desoldering guns. I'd kill for one.
 Coloneljesus: 100% agreed alex
 DigitalSeahorse: and that
 bytecaster: I had a very simple mechanical one, that just sucked the solder away, and it was pretty good
 PBlackcoat: Desoldering guns are *magic*
 Coloneljesus: @Hawkwreak with a regular gun?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 DEATHlikescats: phrasing
 DanielJennaGrouse: the Engineer sucker is very nice
 Jillexie: Was waiting for Jordynne to react 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne is biting her tongue so hard right now
 ContingentCat: thinking of what kind of person it would be in date everything Jordynne?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Coloneljesus: silicone head with great sucktion, eh?
 ArdCollider: Is that the Engineer SS-02 solder sucker, Ian?
 DEATHlikescats: Jordynne with the Jim from The Office mug to camera
 DigitalSeahorse: bbye braid
 Coloneljesus: sponge for melted solder
 Oscelot: ah it wicks it up
 RandomTrivia: Just wicking the solder away
 RandomTrivia: Neat
 Blip2004: capillary action is the term
 Jillexie: So good
 Coloneljesus: flux is your friend, always
 Hawkwreak: I mean, by desoldering gun, I mean one of the proper ones. I have a soldersucker.  But those are like a multi action thing where I need to hit the target with heat first, and then succccc
 DigitalSeahorse: without melting itself into the board
 fcloud: if you have extra solder, here's what you do, all right, a lil tip from an expert, ok, so, here's what you do, you get yourself a solder straw
 Riiiiiiis: they're symmetrical
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TsundereCleverEelOptimizePrime-wuNGBkF6dMwO_1nP
 DanielJennaGrouse: when you're trying to actually desolder something, not just neaten up a joint, adding more solder first can often help
  Sarah: Ian will never do phrasing
 RandomTrivia:  Oh no
 Blip2004: cause rosin is made from pine sap
 DaSunao: Mmm, hot electronics
 bytecaster: Yeah, cam, that might be it
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 Riiiiiiis: yeah
 Oscelot: Yep!
 Milleg2: you mean the good christmas lights
 Blip2004: or pine tar, some part of the pine tree
 DigitalSeahorse: neato!   merry soldermas!
 Oscelot: Agreed, he would be an excellent teacher
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, friends, I bear a funny picture many might enjoy, particularly Cam: https://64.media.tumblr.com/3abc6812a8101e4f7ecc25ce28378242/f0e338ab2530c358-82/s500x750/ceff0a786b165abf53bb01e960cc61dd28bbcb80.png
 ContingentCat: and it's one of the things I really enjoy about TTSF
 Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu pff
 DEATHlikescats: teaching without dealing with kids
 DEATHlikescats: ideal
 Coloneljesus: is twitch chat really better than kids?
 accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu 
 fcloud: "i had to change careers to make more money. so i became a streamer..."
 Oscelot: @Coloneljesus this twitch chat? definitely
 bytecaster: TTSF is always so chill and the vibes in chat are always so good
 Gekyouryuu: @Coloneljesus depends on the metric you're judging
 ContingentCat: @Coloneljesus well you can turn off twitch chat, children not so much
 SymphonySolstice: @Coloneljesus don't have to clean up after them, at least
 Costar_s: @Gekyouryuu lmao
 Riiiiiiis: don't hold your finger behind the holes, you might poke the component through the hole and into your finger
 Coloneljesus: @Oscelot depends on the kids 
 DigitalSeahorse: you don't put them on opposite sides of the board unless you want to hold it like a flute and complicate the process
 fcloud: sometimes a socket is just a socket, chat 🚬
 Coloneljesus: you don't have mods in the classroom to be fair
 Oscelot: since this got buried by generosity earlier: https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/ the kit. on sale for CA 2.60 rn
 Coloneljesus: thanks mods 
 yomidian: @Coloneljesus i think they're called TAs
 Cavemanhar: white band should be negative side
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 DEATHlikescats: mods are the TAs of twitch
 Ashmantle:   
 TheAinMAP:  
 Coloneljesus: hell yeah, cainnorabel!
 bytecaster:   
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 DEATHlikescats:   
 Oscelot: Daaang @NotCainNorAbel 
 RandomTrivia:   
 Blip2004: there is a reason why "BBQ assembler" is a real job
 Hawkwreak: Number goes up Even More!
 saintguard:      
 AlistorKO: SUUUUUUUUBS
 SnackPak_:  hi everyone
 Oscelot: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse: I've assembled both and Ikea is pretty clear, that little dude is cute too
 saiarcot895: oof
 Oscelot: o/ @SnackPak_
 DanielJennaGrouse: both the design of the flatpack piece of furniture itself and how it goes together and the quality of the manual are what sets Ikea apart
 NotCainNorAbel:  TTSF is one of my fav shows
 Riiiiiiis: silver with black outline
 PBlackcoat: @Blip2004 I paid someone to put together a shed and it was worth every penny
 ElementalAlchemist: It always works the third direction you try
 Hawkwreak: @NotCainNorAbel Same, gives me the chance to just listen and learn. Or occasionally when its stuff I know, I get to share!
 Blip2004: the true color picture of black and white shows are never what you think
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, NotCainNorAbel! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 594)
 ph0enix__42: origin of pastel goths
 Oscelot: if you ever wanna see something wild, hollywood makeu-- yeah
 CaptainSpam: Also why in some old shows, cop cars were actually green.  Shows up "right" on screen, doesn't attract attention when filming on-location.
 NotCainNorAbel: @Hawkwreak Yeah, it reminds me of school
 Oscelot: iirc face would be yellow, cheeks would be blue?
   LoadingReadyRun: Holy moly! Thanks so much @NotCainNorAbel
 Hawkwreak: @NotCainNorAbel Same! Just without the trauma!!
 accountmadeforants: I helped assemble some cheap Chinese/Amazon furniture a while ago, and that took me llike half a day. Mainly because of fiddly steps, misleading instructions, and plain impossible instructions (assembling a thing and then having to fasten them to another thing using a hole that's now inaccessible)
 Coloneljesus: is that just cause of the color balance of the film back then?
 DigitalSeahorse: interesting   
 NotCainNorAbel: @Hawkwreak That's what clips are for 
 ContingentCat: lol yeaaaaaah
 Cyberdark86: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub!
 Blip2004: turns out under bright white light you can see through peoples skin pretty easily so every actor is covered in makeup
 PBlackcoat: it's why the star trek command shirts are gold. Because they were orginally shot for b/w and changed to color after the costumes were made
 KharadBanar: Can we get some more Trudeau context for non-Canadians?
 DigitalSeahorse: Justin Trudeau came out?!
 Riiiiiiis: notchstick
 LostThePirate: Tangentially related fact I saw shared via meme recently: traditional Maori tattoos don't show up on old black and white film, which is why they aren't well documented.
 bytecaster: The chip should have a corresponding marking too!
 SnackPak_: what are our solderers working on?
 gnyrinn: Also, the movies were projected onto bad screens from bad masters, and you wanted makeup that could be seen in those situations.
 Hawkwreak: @KharadBanar Trudeau did blackface. Twas bad.
 Aarek: I had a friend that did a black and white comic that she did entirely in colored markers, the originals looked wild
 bytecaster: @SnackPak_ Tiny music keyboard
 Riiiiiiis: I assume it depends entirely on the sensor/chamistry
 Oscelot: @Hawkwreak oh nooooo ;_;
 Oscelot: @Aarek that's fascinating
 mrjujubeans: getting into the naustica valley forest
 DanielJennaGrouse: it's all down mostly to luma and value, right?
 DEATHlikescats: and now he’s dating Katy Perry @hawkwreak ! seems apropos
 Oscelot: @DanielJennaGrouse yep
 DigitalSeahorse: some films are more true black and white than others
 Hawkwreak: @DEATHlikescats Wait for real?! What.... what the heck.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Hawkwreak: JORDYNNE.
 LordZarano: That's what filters are for
 KharadBanar: If you're putting on sunscreen, you're doing UV blackface
 Jillexie: lol
 Blip2004: https://shop.elenco.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/fb03025652a03730563b34106a3fb20b/a/m/amfm108ck_angled_box_hr_wemake.jpg this is what I just finished building for one of my classes
 vinewood_og: The band came pre-installed by Apple
 asthanius: oh it's inverse!
 Oscelot: @Blip2004 I need the supergay version
 DEATHlikescats: @hawkwreak there was a leaked photo. of them on a date, but not sure if more than that
 Riiiiiiis: "U2 singer Bono had a mid-air scare on Wednesday when the rear door of his private jet plummeted at least 15,000 feet to the ground. " Lol
 ContingentCat: hence why it turns in the fall
 Hawkwreak: @Blip2004 Lmao I got hit by an IP Block
 asthanius: you can get filters for your camera that fully invert colors, it's wild
 MTigress: https://www.thevintagenews.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/65/2016/02/This-is-what-the-set-of-the-original-black-white-Addams-Family-TV-show-looked-like-in-color..jpg
 Coloneljesus: ISO
 DanielJennaGrouse: IPA
 LadyAiluros: IPA
 Coloneljesus: -propanol, that is
 Oscelot: @MTigress *wow*
 Riiiiiiis: @Hawkwreak same
 Wonderdoc: @NotCainNorAbel Hey thank you so much for the gift sub friend 
 DanielJennaGrouse: there's no clean flux and flux you should absolutely clean after using
 Nigouki: just throw it into your handy ultrasonic cleaner full of very flammable alcohol!
 Hawkwreak: Isopropyl is *Power*
 DJ_Boujee_Banton: @NotCainNorAbel thank you for the gifty 
 DrakoniteDev: iso + old toothbrush works well
 DoodlestheGreat: IPA? What if you prefer lagers? 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Coloneljesus: @DoodlestheGreat put acetone in the cellar for a few weeks?
 accountmadeforants: Little (or a lot of) isopropyl alchol never hurt anything that wasn't alive to start with.
 ContingentCat: also look straight
 Oscelot: Huh. We always just called that "bare" makeup
 RandomTrivia: Oh nooooooooooooo
 Oscelot: roflmao
 SnackPak_: rad
 DEATHlikescats: @mtigress Addams and Liberace had the same interior decorator!
 Oscelot: rofl
 Coloneljesus: lmao
 RandomTrivia: 
tyranidd1: 
 niccus: https://i.imgur.com/hIFcTX3.jpeg
 IanAllenBird: oof
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 103 in the channel!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff gifted a Tier 1 sub to GlennSeto!
 Coloneljesus: oof
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, ThreeTwoOnePantsOff! Welcome to GlennSeto! (Today's storm count: 595)
 Hawkwreak: Ewwwww.
 SnackPak_: thanks teach
 Oscelot: oooooof
 ContingentCat: wow and you're paying how much
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 UnknownFriday: Is it sad I just saw a couple things juxtaposed on the set and went "Wait, when did they make the Carl Sagan Horrified board game?"
 SymphonySolstice: that was like half of my university experience
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah
 Cavemanhar: for a piece of paper at the end
 silenceaux: It feels like a lot of classes have no quality control...
 Nigouki: worse is when the prof forces you to buy a book for their course that's like a $200 printout that has their own name on it
 Hawkwreak: My university experience was like 80% practical. But thats comp-sci for you.
 DigitalSeahorse: I think I know the teacher he means too
 ContingentCat: that's one benefit studying philosophy, there's no grumpy profs who want to be doing it not teaching
 Jillexie: JOrdynne is GOATing
 DigitalSeahorse: or one of them
 niccus: https://i.imgur.com/ku360gl.jpeg
 grgriffin3: And several tools not imaginable, I bet
 geail: I am much more familiar with TIG welding than soldering
Rikadyn Cerise: okay this is what I do at work all day so not sure if I want to watch this lol
  Sarah: I mean that's valid, they'll be doing something else soon enough
  Sarah: Plus there's lots of vod to watch if you're looking for something different
  Sarah: Or you can just listen to the random conversation and not watch the soddering XD
 bytecaster: Yeah, soldering is really accessible as a hobby too, I feel like
 accountmadeforants: @Nigouki If it makes you feel any better, they probably get like 2 dollars out of that sale. 
 Coloneljesus: having space for tools is like my main reason why I'd want a house
 DEATHlikescats: yassssss nothing quite like making stuff and learning how to make stuff
 DrakoniteDev: I would not want a soldering iron used by a farmer
 Hawkwreak: @Coloneljesus Why im happy that even in the flat im moving into I have a *Shed* to do work in.
 stippledotter: I love the background music fr the recent series, Road Quest
 ContingentCat: hungry Ian?
 DigitalSeahorse: every now and then I remember there's music playing
 Riiiiiiis: Do you have access buy to semi old used Weller soldering irons for like 100CAD up there?
 mrjujubeans: flesh or flush?
 DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex's body!
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh hai, Alex.
 RandomTrivia: It's easy to style on an electronic device - just no-cell it 
 Coloneljesus: @DrakoniteDev farms are probably doing more electronic stuff than you give em credit for
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vanman229: this is making me miss doing soldering kits in high schools
 DigitalSeahorse: Libra Libra Libra
 goatprince: so no compatibility
 DigitalSeahorse: Libra
 Coloneljesus: @vanman229 great news: they are very very cheap
 DoodlestheGreat: @Coloneljesus They have to. The tractor makers are making it necessary to jailbreak their gear like they're giant smartphones.
 Oscelot: If you do it at home Jordynne, you can buy tabletop fume filters like this https://www.armitagetools.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/16_1080x1080_3c8ed7dd-408c-4fb7-9c87-ca6c90b269b6.webp?v=1724655420
 Oscelot: hopefully that previews
 Oscelot: roflmao
 Coloneljesus: @DoodlestheGreat exactly!
 Snowcookies: lmao
 DEATHlikescats: get a rope
 Bearudite: get a rope
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: kijnhbujikn
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Riiiiiiis: @Oscelot Those doesn't do anything at all, unfortunately
 RandomTrivia: I used to occasionally read the horoscopes in a free paper - I read them all rather than just mine, because someone worked very hard to write generically relatable advice and it would be a shame to waste most of it.
 DrakoniteDev: @Coloneljesus very rough on those tools though. (I live near many farms, and grew up spending my summer on country property)
 JKBalch: Jordan with the called shot
 Hawkwreak: Excuse you Jordynne! I am a May Gemmini 
 accountmadeforants: Oh no, I'm a Gemini man, should I be concerned for the partner I have no plans on getting?
 DEATHlikescats: highfives @bearudite shared memory braincell!
 Oscelot: @Riiiiiiis fr? hrm
 SnackPak_: dang
 Snowcookies: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 mwlsn: As a June Gemini I appreciate the additional context, Jordynne 
 goatprince: i'm a cusp sing, which is to say i'm a Jan1 capricorn
 goatprince: *sign
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: UwUacism?
 Oscelot: 
 Oscelot: WOW
 thebuzzstreams: making a point
 CaptainSpam: Fun fact: Think of how many people alive today never saw the original "New York City?!?" Pace Picante Sauce commercials!  Now you're old! 
 Bearudite: @DEATHlikescats 🤝
 Riiiiiiis: @Oscelot You can get activated carbon filters, but they have to be changes like every month or so... soooo not really for hobby usage
 accountmadeforants: These sound like interesting book titles
 bakerydragon: the waiting to be sure you saw before unmatching is SO messed up
 Oscelot: @Riiiiiiis Hrm
 EvilBadman: 2 cold scorpio
 Hawkwreak: I am a lump of cells, piloting a meat husk.
 ContingentCat: I'm a double gemini ares I think\
 bakerydragon: just awful awful human vibes
 Oscelot: @Oscelot ty, will dig into that more
 NornsFelidar: three Scorpio moon sounds like a fantasy poker combination
 Coloneljesus: every laugh in a conversation when horoscopes / signs come up and then realize they were serious?
 Coloneljesus: ever*
 DigitalSeahorse: I didn't think Scorpio was close enough to Aries to be anything on the same person
 Oscelot: @Coloneljesus yes.
 ContingentCat: I used to read The Onion's horoscopes, those are good
 Wonderdoc: a friend of mine fully mapped these things for EVERY person in the group chat- I'm a virgo sun,scorp moon,libra rising,leo venus, libra mars
 Spades_Slicc: Yeah it has nothing to do with who the two of you are as people, the fact that you get along so well is based on the position of the stars and moon relative to the earth at an arbitrary point in the past
7gorobei: astrology makes as much sense as assigning personality types to your blood type
 Oscelot: lol
 Shadowsoflife: I never remember my other signs
 DigitalSeahorse: pfft
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 SquareDotCube: Is the Easter Island statue voiced by Brad Garett?
 GlennSeto: Brother Moon rising ... would that be bad?
 Riiiiiiis: @Oscelot Usually it's not really needed, but if you can get a fan and a flexible hose (like for a fumehood or something) and run it to the window
 Hawkwreak: Hey google play "Thats your horrorscope for today" By Weird Al.
 ClodiumSoride: Gamzee is not
 Spades_Slicc: Alex I share half my full chart with Gamzee
 ContingentCat: ohhh yeah
 DEATHlikescats: cancer funtimes
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 MrTheWalrus: You can't prove she's a real person.
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH
 Julian_Rogue: not me having veitnam flashbacks to that name alex holey shit
 ContingentCat: yikes that's bad
 Shadowsoflife: I do know I'm Gemini, and Tiger
 DaxStrife: HONK
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I share a birthday with Ron Pearlman
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 CaptainSpam: Meh, nobody cares about real people anymore. 
 LostThePirate: I have the same birthday as Hank Green
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't know who that is
 saucemaster5000: my birthday is the anniversary of the JFK assassination
 JohneyS: Is Kris Jenner also a Gemini like Cam?
 Oscelot: @Riiiiiiis tyty. I often can't open up, but I can see if I can make that work somehow
 GlennSeto: Isn't that Lilith?
 accountmadeforants: @Riiiiiiis Activated carbon filters are dirt cheap, though. And there are refillable ones.
 BusTed: the bonus jonas
 NornsFelidar: define normal, jordynne
 MTigress: according to the wiki i have the same birthday as Graham
 SquareDotCube: unintentionally bionicize yourself
 Riiiiiiis: @accountmadeforants yeah, but most of them doesn't work at all
 CAKHost: I'm a Sagittarius. I don't want to associate with my Troll-Sign :c
 bytecaster: Talking is difficult
 SnackPak_: I've had the same spool of solder for like 20 years
 DEATHlikescats: I share mine with Princess Diana
 iris_of_ether: I got to tell a coworker from India that I knew what holiday my birthday fell on. (Gandhi's lol)
 Coloneljesus: my birthday is when desert bus is
 DrakoniteDev: cam, re-tin your soldering iron
RubyRiches: Good evening everyone
 iiieye: Burn a pad?
 Nigouki: Only celebrity thing I can remember is Harambe got killed on my birthday
OVERKiLL!: on my way home
OVERKiLL!: work is done for the week
  Sarah: congrats
OVERKiLL!: New York City:face-orange-raised-eyebrow:
aceviru: Hmm now I wonder if my horoscope sign just doesn't align in this universe
 Oscelot: o/ @RubyRiches
 Coloneljesus: rip
 Riiiiiiis: Cam cleans the iron every time, don't
 ContingentCat: I like to tell people my birthday as d-day eve
7gorobei: if it is a trace that leads to a ground plane, the pad can absorb a ton more heat
RubyRiches: I have the same birthday as better davis iirc
 LithelyUnshod: I have the same birthday as the Bagginses
 DEATHlikescats: aww @nigouki what a DAY. when our reality diverted into chaos
RubyRiches: *bette
 Hawkwreak: @Nigouki You are part of the inflection point, Please save us from worst timeline.
RubyRiches: Hello @oscelot
 Oscelot: Y'all having interesting birthdays and me with a rare enough bday that I don't know if anything interesting has happened then lol
 MTigress: @ContingentCat oooh nice
 DigitalSeahorse: I share a birthday with a science fiction alien
 EvilBadman: @Oscelot What's your birthday and pin code
 Coloneljesus: @Oscelot the rare nothing ever happens birthday?
 mrjujubeans: the hole truth
 Oscelot: @Coloneljesus I suppose. Also =P @EvilBadman
 Riiiiiiis: sockets exist that you actually don't solder at all - for keyboards i think?
RubyRiches: Hm..leap year Birthday?
 iiieye: @7gorobei I do boards at work that are multiple ground planes, getting flow through is a bastard
 Coloneljesus: @Riiiiiiis yeah, hot-swap sockets. the sockets are soldered so the switches don't have to be
 PhoenixMelior: Hi chat, i went down for a nap while Cam was showing off all his swords. What's happening now?
 bakerydragon: Time for sleeps G'zone everyone
 Oscelot: @RubyRiches hah XD oh no, can you imagine?
 Oscelot: @PhoenixMelior Soldering 100
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Only one birthday is significantly rarer than the others in our calendar.
 Coloneljesus: @PhoenixMelior soldering a mini piano
 GlennSeto: "Mind the notch"
 Riiiiiiis: @PhoenixMelior melting metal
 DigitalSeahorse: none of these are eon fluxes or capacitors so we're probably fine
 PhoenixMelior: Ahh, hopefully no fry
 DEATHlikescats: have a great sleep @bakerydragon
 Oscelot: @Oscelot working on this https://www.universal-solder.ca/product/diy-electronic-piano-soldering-kit-with-ne555/
 accountmadeforants: @Riiiiiiis Eh, they do *work*, but that assumes several passes of recirculation, which is not ideal. So yeah, exhausting to the outside is vastly better.
RubyRiches: @oscelot hm..intruige...
 bakerydragon: @DEATHlikescats ty 
 Riiiiiiis: @accountmadeforants yeah
 bytecaster: It's a classic
 iiieye: So are we doing any smt work or just through hole?
 Coloneljesus: 555 is one of the simplest and most ubiquitous chips in the world
 Riiiiiiis: I prefer the 55 chip
 iris_of_ether: Fun with oscillation
 Oscelot: @RubyRiches oh mine isn't a leap year lol. Aug 21. Just seems like a nothing happening day
 Riiiiiiis: or even the 5 if I can get one
 Cavemanhar: 555 timers are great since they can do a lot of functions past just timers
 Oscelot: Nice!
 Oscelot: Looking good Paul
 Coloneljesus: 555 feels like it's related to code golf
 GlennSeto: looks very clean
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 Riiiiiiis: I know people who would use a Raspberry Pi for something like this  Which is fiine of course.. You should use the tool you know
 DEATHlikescats: so glad non lead solder exists.
 DigitalSeahorse: didn't know you had to be psychic for this either
 ElementalAlchemist: Bucky the Deer Pong
RubyRiches: @oscelot apparently 21/08 is day the mona lisa was stolen from the louvre & birth of William IV
 Coloneljesus: bucky the voltage converter?
 gnyrinn: Bucky the Abomination.
 IanAllenBird: someone show alex where in the room deer pong ended up
 GlennSeto: Still miffed the RPi5 doesn't do hardware H264
 Oscelot: @RubyRiches Hah XD Okay that's kinda awesome.
 bytecaster: Bucky contains a Xeon
 Hawkwreak: Install linux on everything.
 iiieye: Should be cleaning the tip every now and then
 bytecaster: Can you run Doom on Bucky?
RubyRiches: @oscelot exactly!
 DanielJennaGrouse: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/golden_hammer.png
 Oscelot: @Oscelot I suppose as an artist it makes sense I'd be born on a famous art theft day lol (well, significantly before that but yeah)
 Hawkwreak: Yes Jordynne!
 LostThePirate: And unfortunately almost never disposed of properly as e-waste
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OVERKiLL!: Joke Mode 🦌
 DrakoniteDev: @DEATHlikescats lead free solder is actually far worse for you than leaded solder, due to how toxic the needed flux is. leaded solder is far safer as long as you don't eat it, and you wash your hands.
 Wonderdoc: Oh god no dont let Ian know about Michael
 bytecaster: Aibo?
 iris_of_ether: I once started working on a little sound board for a friend before there was an unfriending event 
 Coloneljesus: ah ,the electronic chaos goblin
Jasoman: True story
 SymphonySolstice: went to look up my birthday on wikipedia and reminded myself that was the day of a notable massacre. sigh
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 DigitalSeahorse: piss beer?
 Coloneljesus: he also made a roomba that screams
 PhorrestGaze: It was a spot from boston dynamics
Jasoman: Also true store
 GlennSeto: Made the dog what?
 Hawkwreak: Not the Aibo, one of the much more... expensive Boston Dynamics ones.
 Oscelot: pfff
 eid010n: oh yeah, the roomba that screams in pain whenever it hits something
 MWGNZ: notably does not say when door is unlocked
RubyRiches: @symphonysolstice oh boy..
 Wonderdoc: He also made his goldfish trade stocks
Jasoman: what about the surgery bot, that Michelle did
 DEATHlikescats: @drakonitedev what really?! absolutely WILD.
 Riiiiiiis: put it on top of a cutter for example
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 accountmadeforants: Someone's managed to play music straight out of a Pi Pico, because you can set the PWM cycle of a pin to some absurdly high frequency: https://hackaday.com/2024/03/12/playing-audio-on-the-pi-pico-with-no-dac-to-speak-of/
 iiieye: @drakonitedev uh... We use the same flux for lead free and leaded
 GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants Is that wise?
 Oscelot: IAN
 DrakoniteDev: @iiieye nope. the embedded flux is much different, as is the recommended additional flux products
 PhoenixMelior: Is it a knife?
 accountmadeforants: @GlennSeto No real harm in it that I can think of, just a bit of interesting accidental functionality
 Oscelot: @DrakoniteDev do you mean the embedded *rosin*?
 drcthulu: quick start the melee portion of the sautering
 DEATHlikescats: breadboard death match!
 RandomTrivia: Just seen the  number of bits, good work Chat
 DigitalSeahorse: handy third hand!    give him a hand!
 RandomTrivia:  Ohhhhhhhh
 LadyAiluros: yeeaaaahhhhhh
 Jillexie: More Fry, less Solder
 LostThePirate: Lessons learned for next year
 SnackPak_: but lead is so sweet 
 LadyAiluros: my brother in law has wipes and soap that specifically clean lead up
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 GlennSeto: as the Romans did ... wait
 Riiiiiiis: @DrakoniteDev Yup, lead-free is good for minimizing lead in landfills, bot for the humans soldering
 Riiiiiiis: not for*
 RandomTrivia: Just do a quick 5-minute deep clean behind the break screen 
 gnyrinn: This order is correct. First solder, then fry.
 DEATHlikescats: lol @snackpak_ best vessel for storing wine in!
 DigitalSeahorse: tablecloth is helping with cleanup so far
 DrakoniteDev: check the MSDS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 DigitalSeahorse: woo!
 iiieye: I'm IPC 610 certified
 Coloneljesus: can you play metroidvania tho?
 bytecaster: That was very good Ian
 Hawkwreak: E1M1 Yesssss
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 RockPusher: E1M1
 RandomTrivia: Excellent rendition, Alex
 Oscelot: lol
 DoodlestheGreat: Trush Alex to know it by heart.
 DoodlestheGreat: Trust...
 SquareDotCube: mini-Trollo?
 bytecaster: Oh, was that Alex, sorry, for the missattribution.
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHHA
 DigitalSeahorse: it would need a screen of some sort or a lot of pixels to play DOOM with
 Oscelot: amazing XD
 GlennSeto: Humming that makes every video game shotgun feel better.
 SnackPak_: what a good way to wake up
 SquareDotCube: Well finish the fight
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DEATHlikescats: love that.
 RandomTrivia: If you have that kind of acoustic, it's a shame not to use it
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 EricTheOrange: This reminds me of college soldering circuit boards in microprocessors class
 RubyRiches: We tinker in dooming, we tailor suits to wear while dooming, we solder the machine to play the doom, then we fry the doom..
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Jasoman: I LOVE THAT VIDEO
 DEATHlikescats: oops vacuformed
 ContingentCat: nooo
Jasoman: it has the dystopian feel of today
 iiieye: I was putting together 4kv switch control boards for an extraction laser this week
 Hawkwreak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtoanBDjOE < Video referred to.
 DigitalSeahorse: did you know you can play DOOM within Halo? heck you can play DOOM within DOOM
 Riiiiiiis: @iiieye what's an extraction laser?
Jasoman: @Hawkwreak 343 really let us down
 Gekyouryuu: Jordynne got me curious, apparently I'm a Libra, Aries, Capricorn, if I'm reading the signs in the right order
 TheDevil_Risen: omg what did they get?
 bytecaster: Yeah, fresh ships can be stubborn
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha 
 Coloneljesus: @Hawkwreak oh god, 17 years ago...
 iiieye: @riiiiiiis I honestly have no clue, we just do the boards
 DEATHlikescats: what was the latest thing someone put doom onto?
 GlennSeto: oh god
 Riiiiiiis: @iiieye hehe fair
Russ Smith: if they are suggesting yt channels for this chris Boden has a highly entertaining and educational channel
OVERKiLL!: third hand is s tier
 DigitalSeahorse: I hated that too, why I let my friend tech do it for me
 Hawkwreak: @Coloneljesus Yup. Welcome to linera time.
Jasoman: @Coloneljesus indeed LRR has been around longr then Bungie was lol
 Hawkwreak: *Linear
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 DrakoniteDev: "turn screw until you hear a crack, then back off half a turn"
 ProcyonFlynn: Visceral Feelings that I want not to be feeling right now.
 LadyAiluros: you are giving mt\e PTSD
 DigitalSeahorse: so nervous
 GlennSeto: don't remind me
 Coloneljesus: @Jasoman oh I know. I've started watching during the escapist times
 Riiiiiiis: I have busted a motherboard by scratching a screwdriver across it
 DEATHlikescats: time keeps on slipping into the future
Jasoman: @Coloneljesus same
 ArdCollider: I was flashing firmware on a radio the other week and they *really* mean "jam the programming cable in until you think it broke shit."
 GlennSeto: @riiiiiiis my nightmare
 accountmadeforants: AMD making all motherboards include backplanes for heatsinks was such a great move. (Even if some heatsinks then still ask you to replace them with their own thing.)
 Hawkwreak: @Jasoman I mean... No? Bungies first game came out in 94?
 Riiiiiiis: @GlennSeto yeah it wasn't fun
Jasoman: @Hawkwreak but it got bought by MS
 Sethalidos: so what did Jordynne get Joe?
 GlennSeto: The Ryzen backplates are soooooo nice
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Nowadays, it's usually just RAM and power connectors (and USB3) that require ungodly amounts of force, on the verge of snapping them off their respective boards, to install.
 Hawkwreak: @Jasoman Thats true, that was in 2001.
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 ContingentCat: well
 Snowcookies: Jordynne!
 Oscelot: Pfff welp
 DEATHlikescats: Jordynne is the people’s Princess
 RandomTrivia: !quote 3943
  LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
 PBlackcoat: There's almost a thousand of us. Maybe even over if we include YT
 Sethalidos: meaning she should avoid tunnels?
 iiieye: Bust out the tin pot
 GlennSeto: probably learned to lie marrying into that family
 Riiiiiiis: both sides and also both ends
 DigitalSeahorse: she thinks we think about her daily?   
 gnyrinn: I mean, she (poorly) pretended to be in love with that guy in the 80's and 90's
 eid010n: future assassination target? wait sorry I mean tragic vehicular accident
 bytecaster: I always misplace my third hand
 RubyRiches: @glennseto poker face is de facto required learning
 DrakoniteDev: I learned to solder over 30 years ago. I still would have no clue how much solder a job will take.
 iiieye: You don't just have a tin pot Ian?
 Nigouki: Paul is right there! Just ask!
 Riiiiiiis: well a tin pot doesn't need to be very large..
 rxpalindrome: sounds dangerous
 Oscelot: that seems like insurance would be angy yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd estimate I'd need allllll the solder just in case cause mistakes
 ArmondoSC: i thought a tin pot let you draw two cards
 Darleysam: painters who've put their brushes in their tea, you may now start screaming
 RandomTrivia: Forbidden fondue
Jasoman: Just realize the re-naming Grand Canyon to Blood Gulch kinda actually happened..... just not the fun waty
 Driosenth: Solder Fon-don't
 niccus: mala tin pot
 DrakoniteDev: Ian, it is called "Wave Soldering"
 iiieye: Ian mean like a wave solderer?
 TS_Terrapin: And this is leaded sodder you say?
 Hawkwreak: @ArmondoSC I want to make that joke go further, I have no idea how. But man I need you to know I want to help you make that go further
 RubyRiches: @darleysam i want to silently scream
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Tin has a low melting point, it's fiiine.
 Hawkwreak: As a brit. I hate that was correct. And I wish to scream.
 Darleysam: @RubyRiches permission granted
 DEATHlikescats: it looks cool but I remember watching the Disney movie about Paul revere and the guy getting molten lead on his hand will stick with me forever
 ArmondoSC: @Hawkwreak no worries it was a pretty bad joke
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 RustZenith: Apply solder directly upon the factory to restart them
 RubyRiches: @darleysam *inhales deeply*
Jasoman:  just say that Halo 7 came out during covid and the deaths kinda track
 iiieye: Wave solderer is a machine that drags a board across a large fountain of molten solder
OVERKiLL!: yum
 Riiiiiiis: speakers doesn't care (when you only have one)
 InconsiderateHat: Hey chat, anybody still missing a sub, by a show of hands?
 Riiiiiiis: don't care
 KharadBanar: It's technically not negative, it's neutral/ground, but same difference
 DigitalSeahorse: right now Ian reminds me of an ep of Red Dwarf with his glasses way up and his face looking down, that printing captains episode where a bunch of Rimmers happen
 Hawkwreak: @iiieye Watching videos of those is frankly satisfying for reasons I cannot properly elaborate on.
ZeroEightEcho: o/
 RubyRiches: @inconsideratehat me
SmolSnek9: (hand)
 bytecaster: Jordynne "Sticky Fingers" Hatton
  Texan_Reverend: Those nipping wire strippers are so great. They're very different and require learning the tool, but they're so nice to use.
 Hawkwreak: If I remember correctly, if you gift sub, It will also sub people who arent presently here. So long as they have watched the channel before. (I got a random sub to James's channel ages ago through this)
 PhoenixMelior: Do the kiddies have to stop playing with their circuits now?
 Hawkwreak: But it will prioritise people who are here first.
 iiieye: @Hawkwreak We have a of them at work and 2 mini waves that are literally just fountains you turn on. Use to remove annoying parts
 iiieye: Four *
 DrakoniteDev: @Hawkwreak correct. I received one while I was asleep this morning!
 DigitalSeahorse: remember to clean the iron
 RubyRiches: Ugly is very subjective
 Riiiiiiis: @DigitalSeahorse and re solder it before turning off
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 Hawkwreak: You arent doing mass manufacture, The reality is that whatever you are doing is strictly good. So long as it works.
 InconsiderateHat: @RubyRiches I think someone must have already!
 groulux: Technical competence has a beauty of  it's own.
 Riiiiiiis: It doesn't matter
 Nigouki: that's right, the round wire goes in the square hole
 ZeroEightEcho: Thank you!  I've been here since Monday but have been profoundly unlucky, I guess
 SnackPak_: reversed polarity music
 iiieye: @hawkwreak that's IPC class 3 anyway
 RubyRiches: @inconsideratehat they have. I missed the notification. Thank you though!
 Hawkwreak: @SnackPak_ Wouldnt that basically just be... Soundwave is reversed?
 DEATHlikescats: like wearing your earbuds backwards
 SnackPak_: @Hawkwreak yeah
 Riiiiiiis: @Hawkwreak yeah
 Oscelot: @Hawkwreak it goes through an order: people who are here, then people who aren't but are following, and then just randos from all over twitch
 iiieye: @Riiiiiiis Not always, but sometimes, usually we just hand solder it as we would have to clean bridges on the part anyway
  Texan_Reverend: The one and only thing.
 DigitalSeahorse: a watch battery?
 Strebenherz: ian going full branko
 Hawkwreak: No voltage regulation at all!
 Riiiiiiis: @iiieye I thought you talked about the iron
 CaptainSpam: 110 == 9, gotcha.
 Strebenherz: (never go full branko)
 DigitalSeahorse: no, that's for a single light
 Aarek: just splice a USB cable those are 5volts.
  Texan_Reverend: 5v means it should work on USB nicely.
 DanielJennaGrouse: there's just more of the electricity in the wall, it would simply play louder
OVERKiLL!: i am home yay
 SnackPak_: time for a smoke test
 PBlackcoat: I thought he was gonna say "so we'll just solder one end of the wire to the battery
 Wonderdoc: how different can two bolts of lightning really be
 iiieye: @Riiiiiiis No, the mini wave
 RubyRiches: LRR has "mattress for shot across the room by electricity" right chat?
 LithelyUnshod: I just watch ed the Slow-Mo Guys video of them running 50k volts thru a wire
 TheDevil_Risen: tickle me elmo on 50v
 Hawkwreak: @Texan_Reverend Just seperate out the power lines from a usb cable and attach those to a 9volt
 InconsiderateHat: @Hawkwreak Yeah, and I've been wanting to prioritize folks watching now, since they'd most appreciate skipping the ads and are demonstrating interest.
 KharadBanar: @RubyRiches That's gonna stretch the tarp budget
 DigitalSeahorse:   smoke test
 Riiiiiiis: Paul, just cut it off until it fits
 Hawkwreak: Ignorethat, I have absolutely misunderrstood.
 Riiiiiiis: @Hawkwreak No no that's how you make 14V
 Hawkwreak: @InconsiderateHat Oh 100% But because the subathon is a 24 hour affair, You may well wind up hitting people who are currently asleep! The joy of the shotgun effect.
 accountmadeforants: With a little capacitive power supply it *can* be the same (and very inefficient, just like all those cheap LED bulbs)
 RubyRiches: @kharadbanar hm..the constant bane of the wanted infinite prop budget
 InconsiderateHat: @Hawkwreak Yup, another reason why I've been asking in chat!
 Riiiiiiis: Ewww ... memeing
 mrjujubeans: DO NOT google that
 bytecaster: I have really enjoyed the Ian teaches a skill power hour!
NinePointFive: Hi  what's the project?
 DigitalSeahorse: women and sucking 
 RubyRiches: Hello @ninepointfive
 bytecaster: @NinePointFive tiny music keyboard
 gualdhar: The 1 Farad capacitors taste best when charged
 defaultedusername: @NinePointFive Learning to solder!
 iiieye: Ian now make them do 0402 smt capacitors
NinePointFive: @bytecaster Oh neat!
 Hawkwreak: @NinePointFive Presently, its a teaching folks basic soldering using a keyboard kit
NinePointFive: @defaultedusername Very "metal"
NinePointFive: I'm sorry
NinePointFive: But I'm not
 compactdisco: Electrolytic caps are nice and juicy.
 defaultedusername: No apologies for bad puns here
 DEATHlikescats: have any of y’all tried Dubai chocolate? my neighbor gave me a small bar and it’s kind amazing but I can’t afford em
 defaultedusername: We're among our people
NinePointFive: @defaultedusername Thank goodness
NinePointFive: 
 PhoenixMelior: We found the magic smoke!
 RubyRiches: @ninepointfive always be proud of puns-for at one person will appreciate them
 Bearudite: is it just me or is there a low tone in the room?
 DigitalSeahorse:  NOzone
 Magicpokey: I just got home, whats happening right now?
 Nigouki: more like Oh NOES-one
 ClodiumSoride: In college I did a wire wrap project to program and make a traffic light controller. My partner did the chip programming, I did the wrapping. We connected it all up, nothing happened. I smacked the wires a bit, it started working. In the report, I said it had been wired correctly but not wired well.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
NinePointFive: I want to try this. And glass blowing
 aitsu100: i heard something
 DEATHlikescats: the more pain a pun causes, the better the pun
Technobach: Maybe the sound was the cap dying lol
 dead_delver: @Bearudite there's a fan present to vent fumes.
 ContingentCat: hmmmm
NinePointFive: My son just did a STEM kit that involved some basic circuitry
 ProcyonFlynn: Can you put a cap in backwards?
 LadyAiluros: oh if you put a cap in backwards you'd KNOW
 DigitalSeahorse: don't make people taste pennies 
 LadyAiluros: they blow up real good
 Riiiiiiis: @LadyAiluros well, probably not from 9V
jessicaengle: Hi Chat.  What's the project today?
 LadyAiluros: maybe not
 Hawkwreak: @jessicaengle Solder teaching through making little kit pianos
 accountmadeforants: @ProcyonFlynn Yes, and if there's enough power you'll notice very quickly
 DEATHlikescats: mini piano circuit board creation!
 RubyRiches: @clodiumsoride my partner uses "thwack it first" even in intricate engineering tbh
 duallain: summon the magic smoke in one easy step (putting cap in backwards)
NinePointFive: Hahaha
 PBlackcoat: "Percussive maintenance"
jessicaengle: ty
 IanAllenBird: : O
 TheWriterAleph: eeeeeee
 PhoenixMelior:   
 RockPusher: 
NinePointFive: VOILA
 iris_of_ether:    
 LadyAiluros: YAY!!!
 RandomTrivia: *beep*
 bakerydragon: Wahoo
 SymphonySolstice:    
CustardIsMassive: 
 Jillexie: Moosic
 IanAllenBird:    
 RandomTrivia: 
 MWGNZ:   
Jasoman: WE DID IT
 nyoomgoom: yooooooo
 Astramentha: it liiiiiiiiiives
 Strebenherz: hell yeah!!
 Oscelot: woohoo!
NinePointFive: 
 Hawkwreak: ALERT. We have Music!
jessicaengle: bleep bloop!
 Boon_33:  
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 iris_of_ether:    
 insanecat6mtg:     
 Riiiiiiis: and THAT's the payoff
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Coloneljesus: now play doom 
 Fedaykin227:    
 RandomTrivia:     
Technobach:   
 Blip2004: the beep boops
 AlistorKO:     
 Strebenherz: A THING
 ElementalAlchemist: congrats Jordynne!
 Nigouki: BEEPS CONFIRMED
 DEATHlikescats: heck yeah!
 underhill33:   
 accountmadeforants:   
NinePointFive: PLAY FREE BIRD
 TheAinMAP:  
 Strebenherz: BOOP BEEP BOOP
 RubyRiches:    
 PhoenixMelior: Women in STEM!!!   
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Riiiiiiis: now cut the long legs off
 MacbethSeemsSus: Success occurs, people scream
 DrakoniteDev: it takes a bit of voltage to pop a cap. these circuits probably don't care on polarity (maybe)
 DaxStrife: 
 LadyAiluros: awww Jordynne looks like she's gonna cry 
 DEATHlikescats: DOOTS!
 IanAllenBird: A Thing Has Been Made!
 bytecaster: Jordynne looks so happy! 
 duallain: is that a working project? Let's go!
 PBlackcoat: 100 MUSIC!
 DrakoniteDev: \o/ woo
 LostThePirate: Yay!
 DoodlestheGreat: SWEET
 Bruceski: I know that giddy feeling when you put something together and it actually works
aceviru: eating shid part of a complete breakfast
 Jillexie: Great teaching, Ian!
 RubyRiches: We beep boop chat
 DrakoniteDev: congrats!
 Coloneljesus: thanks for the very fun stream. thanks chat, it's been fun!
 snakegums: congrats!
 iris_of_ether:   
jessicaengle:   
 RandomTrivia: Thank you, Ian, this has been educational *and* entertaining!
 RubyRiches: Ermm..
 aitsu100: lol
 Hawkwreak: Always forward never learning!
 macbody2:     
 Riiiiiiis: Doesn't matter
 DigitalSeahorse:   Princess Diana!
 iiieye: We have some caps that are the size of a 32oz beer can
 hedonistic_mushroom: Woooo
NinePointFive: Congrats!
 MTigress: yeys!
 RubyRiches: Thank you Ian!
 EvilBadman:  
 accountmadeforants: I don't think that matters?
jessicaengle:   
 DrakoniteDev: did cam learn or have fun? then complete win!
 nyoomgoom: 
 Riiiiiiis: Go wash your hands
 DaxStrife: I hope they use those boards for Magic Day tomorrow.
 Coloneljesus: WASH HANDS!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Does that mean it removes sounds from the room?
 Blip2004: use dish soap
 RandomTrivia: Great LRR Bake-Off, now featuring lead vapours!
 Hawkwreak: Wash hands, Cycle fluids. Take your meds!
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 Scy_Anide: Bake off 
jessicaengle: Bloops get subs!
 gualdhar: but I *just* washed my hands last week!
 SquareDotCube: wash you hands
 aitsu100: scrub them hands chat
 DEATHlikescats: Dawn is your friend
 DigitalSeahorse:    wash those hands and surfaces
 RubyRiches: @randomtrivia true mirrodin cuisine time
Flyingdelorion: Bake off hype!
 macbody2: @gualdhar snob  ....
 is6jorn:   
 TheCactaceae: @Hawkwreak but I don't have fluids... wait no I mean I don't have meds
 IanAllenBird: I've finished about 2/3 of a crochet dragon fidget toy since maker day started, maybe it'll be done at the end of the baking
 DigitalSeahorse: after you put the iron away
NinePointFive: Soldering and baking, what could go wrong?
 Hawkwreak: @TheCactaceae Clean your glasses.
 RubyRiches: @ianallenbird oo..
 InconsiderateHat: @IanAllenBird Nice!
 iiieye: I almost never wash my hands at work outside of after going to the bathroom
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 DEATHlikescats: sweet @ianallenbird !
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 nyoomgoom: @MacbethSeemsSus ah cam made a microphone then 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I mean, "Go wash your hands" is probably a good tip for just about anyone, no matter what they're doing.
NinePointFive: "Is my muffin... is it... beeping???"
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 NinePointFive: @hawkwreak Thank you!!!
 accountmadeforants: @MacbethSeemsSus It'd be out of phase, so technically you could use it for noise-cancelling against the other speakers if you hit the same tones at the same time 
jessicaengle: @NinePointFive Mini midi muffins
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousHeadstrongMagpieFutureMan-2Ws4dquLZcwmEran
 Hawkwreak: @NinePointFive You are so welcome! Welcome to the community.
 Bruceski: @NinePointFive "The souffle fell." "How do you know? We haven't opened the oven yet." *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
 accountmadeforants: (But on its own it won't matter and sound the exact same)
 NinePointFive:      
 Strebenherz: table go poof
 Hawkwreak: Lets rotate the cushions!
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 Hawkwreak: Wait... wrong subathon type thing.
 NinePointFive: @Bruceski LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: guess they won't have to clean as much if they just use a whole different table!  
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousHeadstrongMagpieFutureMan-2Ws4dquLZcwmEran
 RubyRiches: @ninepointfive I will always love that emote & its LRR lore
 Hawkwreak: @DigitalSeahorse Certainly safer than cooking on a surface where lead has been!
 DigitalSeahorse: immediately*
 Strebenherz: @RubyRiches what's the lore on that one?
 DigitalSeahorse: yarr
 NinePointFive: @RubyRiches Is there a Wiki for us newbs? 
 defaultedusername: Was "we live here now" from that first let's nope stream?
 DigitalSeahorse: hmm I think I'll grab a popcicle
 NinePointFive: 
 RubyRiches: @strebenherz alex used it in the first/early days of let's Nope.
 Hawkwreak: @NinePointFive Yes there is! wiki.loadingreadyrun.com
 stippledotter: Just Say No to Tasting Baked and Soldered Pies
 RockPusher:    
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh hi, Heather!
 asthanius: hugther
 Earthenone: !next
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 Hawkwreak: Lrr have been around for a LONG time, Enjoy the reading 
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RubyRiches: @ninepointfive lrr lore is  genuinely fun
  Juliamon: (please have patience if it's slow)
 Aischeron: …. music?
 chaostreader: no music? the quiet is offputting.
jessicaengle: Just sing a jaunty tune.
 defaultedusername: Oh, btw, wasn't tonight Public Domain Movie Night?
 bakerydragon: they stopped it to show off the keyboards
 bakerydragon: I think forgot to turn back on
 Earthenone: what bit is being set up right now?
 IanAllenBird: hi wheeler hi jordynne
 NinePointFive: @jessicaengle 
 stippledotter: Hum Bucky's Music?
 Hawkwreak: @Earthenone Lrr Bake Off
 SymphonySolstice: wheeler is Ready
 gualdhar: @Earthenone food!
 Blip2004: wonder if Jacob will be here
 Aischeron: Wheeler vs Angel
 MacbethSeemsSus: And now for the most dangerous game.....baking
 ClodiumSoride: and Serge!
 RockPusher: defaultedusername after PUBG later this day
 Hawkwreak: Oooh, The mineoclock music. RIP. o7
 RandomTrivia: And SERGE!
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 NinePointFive: I have the Super Mario underwater music stuck in my head currently
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And Serge!
 defaultedusername: @RockPusher Ahh, wonderful, thanks
 Jigokuro:  
 Aischeron: thanks! BGC is the best!
OVERKiLL!: Tarp Budget
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 jessicaengle:   
 jessicaengle: Thank you for the gift  sub @InconsiderateHat
 jessicaengle:   
 jessicaengle:  Baking time! 
 NinePointFive: This blurred scene just makes me think I forgot to put my glasses back on after cleaning them
 electra310: Oooh, I'm gonna need popcorn for this
 Magicpokey: So.  how high would we need to get the patreon to make a 24/7 lrr moonbase livestream channel?
 Austere_Squire: ah, i always manage to come back during breaks
 jessicaengle: @NinePointFive I like to think of it as a fish tank
 Austere_Squire: well, at least these feel quite chill
 Hawkwreak: Occasionally, we get pet pictures through the blur.
 Austere_Squire: i hope everyone is staying hydrated and fed and so forth
 RubyRiches: @magicpokey at $50,000 James said he would retire, so..
 Hawkwreak: @RubyRiches Retire champion perhaps
 Spades_Slicc: @RubyRiches CAD or USD?
 Magicpokey: @RubyRiches so $49,999.99 then?
 RubyRiches: @spades_slicc CAD I assume
 PhoenixMelior: Tbh i didnt realize wheeler was a baker
 jessicaengle: @Spades_Slicc First one, then the other
 bytecaster: @Hawkwreak Behind the fog of war, there are many kitties and puppers
 Hawkwreak: @bytecaster And dancing.
 stippledotter: @magicpokey in the interim, we get SimLRR which...has some similarities 
 Oscelot: meds reminder, chat
 bytecaster: @PhoenixMelior I'm more surprised we haven't done baking on "This is your card" now knowing that Wheeler likes to bake.
 Nigouki: what manner of shenanigannery is this?
 Hawkwreak: @stippledotter How's it been going, I know day 1 had some issues.
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  Juliamon: Day 2 had different issues
 Magicpokey: yah!  I was lurking last night when the lrrsims moonbase caught fire
 PhoenixMelior: @bytecaster we can bake cookie cards!
  Juliamon: Day 2 also no longer happened
 RockPusher: Day 2 was sucked into a time vortex
 RubyRiches: @magicpokey hm..either 50,001 for him to leave->return, or 50,002 for him to realise he can never leave..
 Pinwiz11: Day one had issues.  Day two had Issues!
 Oscelot: @Magicpokey AGAIN?!
 Hawkwreak: Define "Sucked into a time vortex"
 RockPusher: along with the problematic fireplace
 CAKHost: Do we have a Guest Ashley?
 Nickiatori: I thought the Great Lrr Bake off was April 20th?
 nishwastaken: omg is this gonna be a cooking thing?
 nishwastaken: also hii wheeler 
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: Whisk you wheeler
  Juliamon: Day 3 had crypt canoodling
 CAKHost: Wheeler, put the spoon down! D:
 CAKHost: Scary!
 Snowcookies: don't forget y'all to clip the break screens 
 bytecaster: I do enjoy how much of a sampler platter the whole of the subathon is regarding LRR content
 PhoenixMelior: I believe three pairs emerged during the sims stream last night?
  Juliamon: Approximately
 DigitalSeahorse: this song makes me sad
 electra310: I have heard that Sim Serge played the field a bit
 NinePointFive: A veritable smorgasbord!
 GlennSeto: Is this a nod to the Voyager theme or am I imagining things?
 RockPusher: bytecaster they put the LRR in Vary-LRR-ty 
 bytecaster: What if we filled all empty timeslots on the LRR channel with the Sims?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverCuriousCaribouYee-pW386WuK8yZp1LkP
 ElementalAlchemist: @bytecaster yeah... board games, TTSF, many video games, lots of The Sims
OVERKiLL!: Wheeler 🆚️ Angel up next
Dungeon Onion: Hello
Dungeon Onion: WHERE"S ANDY?!?
 Hawkwreak: @ElementalAlchemist A veritable simic slaw of things.
 NinePointFive: Who doesn't love a good slaw?
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne's outfit is so cute today
 GlennSeto: How many Sims have kicked the bucket so far?
 RubyRiches: Wheeler's cooking impliment threats are weak-I eggspect eggwhisk or harsher
 aitsu100: do i see an Angel
 Hawkwreak: No one wants to eat the slaw with Lots of things in it. (Its a reference to the Magic the Gathering sitcom they make!)
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallCorrectHerdTBCheesePull-6wHkKupiDafGFjE0
 electra310: She wanted to look nice when she was dating everything
 A_Dub888: @PhoenixMelior you’re cute
 Hawkwreak: Everyone looks cute today!
 bytecaster: Y'all are cute
 nishwastaken: 
 Hawkwreak: Even you, person who's reading this. You are cute loved and appreciated.
 IanAllenBird: bun!!!
 Hawkwreak: BUNNY!
 SymphonySolstice: BUNY
 PhoenixMelior: Bnuy
 Strebenherz: BUNNY
 bytecaster: @Hawkwreak Oh no, you got me
 aitsu100: BUNNY
 empyreon: BNUUY
 Shadowsoflife: BUN!
 YawnLance: bnuuy
 NightValien28: BNUUY
 A_Dub888: BUN BUN
 DragaFireHawk: Bun bun 
 RubyRiches: @hawkwreak too bloody right!
 BrokenGolem: 
 Micalovits: Dinner!
 SnackPak_: lookit the bun
 RockPusher:   
 IanAllenBird: puppyyyyy
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
 PhoenixMelior: Aww 
 Strebenherz: PUPPER
 DigitalSeahorse: bun bun!
 aitsu100: PIG
 Austere_Squire: i appreciate the little phone updates
FurthestChunk: oh... piglet....
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: BUNNY
 SymphonySolstice: bunbunbun
 Hawkwreak: Awwwwwww!
 CAKHost: Cuteness aBUNNY in these lands.
 RockPusher:  
 RubyRiches: Bunner & Pupper??
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LordZarano: Bunbunbunbunbunbun
 accountmadeforants: Is bun just small dog?
 TheWriterAleph: BNUUY!
 Snowcookies: Cam owns bunnies
 SymphonySolstice: kity
 Austere_Squire: awwwwwwwwwww
 ContingentCat: Bun!!
 ElementalAlchemist: meow
 PhoenixMelior: Hi moulder
 CAKHost: KITTY
 nishwastaken: KITTY
FurthestChunk: 
 ContingentCat: Aww good kitty
 TheAinMAP: 
 aitsu100: kitty
 Hawkwreak: We are being spoiled with pet images today! This is a good day.
 Austere_Squire: thanks for the pics, guys!!
 RockPusher: 
 IanAllenBird: :3
 insanecat6mtg: Kitty
 CAKHost: BLRR feeds us well
 toady0s: i watch that cat's stream
 RainbowPhoenix06: I would love a supercut of the pet pics   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DoodlestheGreat: FOOB
 DaxStrife: NO
 PhoenixMelior: Oh my
 IanAllenBird: yeah ok
 ArloArts: LMAO
 Austere_Squire: BEEG YOSHI
 TheWriterAleph: WHEELER
 Nigouki: lmao
 Hawkwreak: Goddamn it wheeler.
 CAKHost: XD
FurthestChunk: incredible
 NightValien28: NO
 Strebenherz: Wheeler plz
 GlennSeto: oh noooooo
 nishwastaken: BEEG yoshi
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Wheeler WHY
 NightValien28: WHEELER NO
 YawnLance: Thanks Wheeler
 aitsu100: regular Yoshi
 RubyRiches: Wheeler you sadist!
 Mollylele: LRR petting zoo channel when?
 DoodlestheGreat: What an absolute unit.
 ContingentCat: Speaking of cats, has Jordynne mentioned if her hair is intentionally calico colours? it's so cute
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: hm.
 Hawkwreak: NO.
 PhoenixMelior: WHOA
 nishwastaken: Yes
 IanAllenBird: No
 TheWriterAleph: sigh...
 Austere_Squire: WHAT
 NinePointFive: Welp
 aitsu100: lmao
FurthestChunk: wait why is everyone mad about big yoshi
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
 Voidhawk42: Jesus chrsit
 Micalovits: *Press no*
 YawnLance: He cannot be bus driver
 CAKHost: 
 A_Dub888: I mean…
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 NightValien28: what in the heck is going on anymore
 Snowcookies: Jordynne wtf
 ClockTamer: WHEELER!!! STOP SHARING SMUT ON STREAM!
 defaultedusername: Well, I've found a new thing that is not relevant to my interest.
 Austere_Squire: Jordynne, this is main
 RubyRiches: Jordynne has awakened many things for chat tonight imo
FurthestChunk: why are we so against pregnant men driving a bus
 ElementalAlchemist: is this an "Everyone thinks they're the bus driver until the real bus driver shows up" situation?
 Hawkwreak: That man is too far along to be a bus driver. He should be preparing for paternity leave.
 Nigouki: mpreg isn't smut when it's classy art
 TheAinMAP:   
 IanAllenBird: howdy
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OnerousVibrantAardvarkKreygasm-f0mTqpYN_1vsmV7H
 nishwastaken: omg hii angel 
 NinePointFive:    
 ElementalAlchemist: and custom aprons!
 NotCainNorAbel: You've got aprons!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: they should put those aprons on the Store when it comes bacl
 RubyRiches: @furthestchunk deviant art flashbacks
 TheWriterAleph: JUMPSCARE
 ContingentCat: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:13 PM
 ghyllnox: Oooh custom aprons
 gualdhar: Mayhem? oh nooooo
 aitsu100: wheeler got the eggs
 Kentosaurus: baking goblins
 TheAinMAP:   
 Earthenone: may ham? but its almost august
 ContingentCat: lol close
 nishwastaken: the great LRR bakeoff 
 Kentosaurus:   
 Austere_Squire: the Lubbathon, if you will
 RandomTrivia: No muffins?! 
 circusofkirkus: do you know the muffin man
 RockPusher:   
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 gualdhar: sanitation is rule number 1!
 aitsu100: do you have the muffin tin
 RubyRiches: Better sopping than sodden
 TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: 9 hours remain...
 schordash: did he say sodden?? 
 iiieye: Stopping muffin
 RockPusher: 
 Uniclonus: This is certainly a thing that is going to happen
 iiieye: Sopping
 RandomTrivia:  Nice try Wheeler
 Boon_33: In case someone eats one of the judges forms
 gualdhar: LOL the can
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
 RockPusher:  
 ElementalAlchemist: uh
 radioshackraider: When LRR said they were having a Bake Off, I thought they meant something quite different
Dungeon Onion: And more importantly, WHERE"S MATHEW WIGGINS???
OVERKiLL!: they in the prop room. they dont come out until 🏝 Desert Bus 🚍
Dungeon Onion: crying🤣😂🤣
 nishwastaken: did ian just bite a can
 InconsiderateHat: ROFL Ian
 aitsu100: IAN
 CAKHost: Ian XD
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 nishwastaken:   
 ElementalAlchemist: "Crayola" --one of the ingredient boxes
 ContingentCat: 
 RubyRiches: @radioshackraider hash bread would be fitting imo
 Jillexie: Angel 
 RandomTrivia: Birthday wings sounds good 
 Voidhawk42: Do we have Baking Music?
 nishwastaken: sticker adds fibre 
 SymphonySolstice: wtf who puts the sticker INSIDE the bowl
 RandomTrivia: No worse than solder, I suppose
 gualdhar: Jordynne specifically has eaten worse than stickers
 Austere_Squire: and is that a positive?
 Pteraspidomorphi: You use WD-40 of course
 Uniclonus: Practicing is cheating. As true in baking as it is in Mario Party
FurthestChunk: c o n s u m e s t i c k
 aitsu100: just eye ball everything Wheeler
 RubyRiches: @symphonysolstice pure sadists
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrangeManlyLouseMikeHogu-YPcL5ZBfFBcX0RvV
 radioshackraider: Everyone in the LRR crew has eaten worse than stickers.
  Juliamon: SymphonySolstice Probably less likely to get rubbed off (phrasing intended)
 Boon_33: she's won the sticker portion of the race already it looks like
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: @Boon_33 great splits
 Singenmeister: 467 Order
FurthestChunk: ass: gotten
 RubyRiches: Ec please
 ContingentCat: toaster ovens are so underrated, it's basically the same thing as an air fryer
 TheWriterAleph: he summoning bagagwa
 Boon_33: BakeOffAllOneWord
 RandomTrivia: It's not the Great LRR Convection Off, after all
 KharadBanar: The Great LRR Convection-Off
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 seepete: Let 'er rip bud!
 RandomTrivia:  Same braincell 
 Quarthian: If you love something let it rip
 ElementalAlchemist: yes it is
 gualdhar: wait, it's actually chemistry
 ContingentCat: that's what the famous saying is
 nishwastaken:  Teach us more Wheeler
 RandomTrivia: Just fill the left half
 Boon_33: Ben is cooking with the sticker...
 Boon_33: true to his word
 radioshackraider: Baking is alchemy.
 RandomTrivia: 
 seepete: It did not say cranker sifter though
 ClodiumSoride: I usually think of baking as science and cooking as art. (I know both activities are both things.) I bake better than I cook.
 SourAndSublimes: Lolololol
 JessieImproved: Baking is science that turns into vibes after 20 years of practice
 aitsu100: lol
 Jillexie: Absolute cinema!
 RubyRiches: Cooking & baking are chemistry aka throw random things together to see what explodes
 nishwastaken: baker = alchemist 
 RustZenith: How does your sifter break?
 TheAinMAP:  
 Veggiekeks: is this psychological warfare in the contest?
 DoodlestheGreat: 
 KharadBanar: !card sift
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 CaptainSpam: Sifter Sisters, I love that band.
 Singenmeister: @JessieImproved This explains why my soda brea currently turns into sadness.
 Austere_Squire: is that the thing he's using?
 Blip2004: isn't wheeler using a sifter right now?
 ElementalAlchemist: no
 TheWriterAleph: 
 PhoenixMelior: This is gonna be good. I should probably pop over to the grocery store though
 seepete: Cori Food-Judger, makes a 1/1 token the second time someone bakes in a bit
 NinePointFive: "Professionalism"
7gorobei: lister sifter, isnt that a nightranger song?
  Juliamon: Blip2004 It's more of a sieve
 electra310: @Blip2004 He is using a strainer as a makeshift sifter
 Boon_33: custom category abuse it a judge's right.
FurthestChunk: for knifing
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 CaptainSpam: Kids, don't play with too many knives.
FurthestChunk: obviously
  Juliamon: why NOT have so many knives
FlushmasterCyclonis: We're baking? What are we baking?
 SquareDotCube: Stage-knifehand?
 Singenmeister: @Austere_Squire To fight the bad vibes
  Juliamon: FlushmasterCyclonis "Something to celebrate the subathon's 3rd birthday
  Juliamon: "
 ContingentCat: 
 bytecaster: Cori is the continual judge
 Austere_Squire: so what does this thing do?
 Nigouki: everything up until then is peer pressure
 NinePointFive: HAHAHA
 CAKHost: "Ah, there you are!"
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Coroner?
 ContingentCat: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
 NinePointFive: Clearly a former restaurant pro
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Heard, chef.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Kentosaurus: so professional
 LordZarano: @ContingentCat Not quite true. As shown in the video by Technology Connections. He had 2 combination toaster-oven-air-friers. One of them was bad at toaster oven, the other was bad at air fryer
 MAPBoardgames: Hey, Little Sifter, what have you done?
 NinePointFive: I NEED HANDS
 SquareDotCube: Cori Ramsay over there
 TheCactaceae: BEHIND
 NinePointFive: DYING IN THE WINDOW
 Blasteg: sword in the butter
 ElementalAlchemist: You have to threaten the camera, it makes it work better
 CAKHost: I like the looming judges
 nishwastaken: Sign up for a monthly subscription for baking powder
 Hawkwreak: Thanks for subscribing to baking powder facts.
 Scy_Anide: Wheeler and Angel continue to be a terrific streaming duo, like Cori and Heather.
 aitsu100: jus tuse baking soda its the same thing
 seepete: Thank you for subscribing to baking powder facts!  Do you know if a recipe calls for baking soda, you can sub baking powder?
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 Nigouki: Baking Powder has been deactived due to lack of monthly payment.
 Singenmeister: @Hawkwreak "Did you know that each grain of powder is named Eustice?"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Baking: The Gathering.
 nishwastaken: @seepete 
 radioshackraider: Ben wanted Angel to smuggle in white powder.
OVERKiLL!: mmmmm adhesives
  Sarah: Andy and Wiggins live on a different land mass
 NinePointFive: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I say this to my former chef husband just to trigger him
 Kentosaurus: it's synonymous with baking powder
 RubyRiches: Unsubscribe baking facts
  Juliamon: Magic: the Baking
 Hawkwreak: That powder came in a can.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: Even I have a can of Clabber Girl and rarely bake
 Driosenth: clock
 aitsu100: clock
 FuzBubbles: what makes it magic?
 vinewood_og: Clock
 ContingentCat: do you count paws as hands?
 RustZenith: Bananas
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @RubyRiches Thank you for subscribing to baking facts.
 aitsu100: not wrong
 Hawkwreak: Magic: The Gathering.
 RubyRiches: Horse height measures
 RandomTrivia: Magic the Gathering *players*
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat I got to pet a dog when I went for a walk, I have been suitably rewarded for my efforts 
 DigitalSeahorse: a clock
 Boon_33: a clock
 Singenmeister: @Sarah_Serinde You deserve it!
 nishwastaken: woah, lucky sarah :0
 RubyRiches: @dread_pirate_westley unsub! Unsub!!
 gualdhar: clocks can clap if they've got dat azz
 DigitalSeahorse:     not an audience
 LordZarano: Ticking is like clapping
 Austere_Squire: wheeler is a judge and has judge favor powers
 Boon_33: Ben needed that lead for flavor
 DigitalSeahorse: I didn't see the answer was already typed before I typed it
7gorobei: clock hands can meet at 12:00, isnt that clapping
 ContingentCat: 
 TehAmelie: hey, what's cookin'?
 seepete: A royal flush claps
 RubyRiches: @sarah_serinde Pupper saw reward worthy person, Pupper rewarded you
 DigitalSeahorse: it can if you make it
 NinePointFive: I have gotten clapped in MTG  Except when my hubs loans me the Lathiel deck he built
 ElementalAlchemist: https://preview.redd.it/riddle-time-v0-eikgz5jh7mid1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=5bdd250672f49bd148f7944de1829bb9bfb1ebaf
 DoodlestheGreat: How about a hand of bananas?
 KharadBanar: Wheeler is just pretending that he's never been clapped by a sphinx in Canlander
 Riiiiiiis: The lumps are the best parts
 TheCactaceae: someone should add hands to the timer counting down so the joke is accurate
 Austere_Squire: how???
 nishwastaken: how do you break salt
 RandomTrivia: Good, good
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
 SnackPak_: classic Wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: Anyway this already seems like some fun chaos 
 Boon_33: It's a bold strategy
 SymphonySolstice: starting off strong
 Riiiiiiis: HOW do you break salt!!?!?!?
 Scy_Anide: So that apron will be on the LRR store right?
 Driosenth: He assaulted the salt
 GlennSeto: emotionally
 CAKHost: I thought we were baking, not roasting peppers! 
 aitsu100: he did put it on record he would use full force
 nishwastaken: aren't ionic bonds meant to be really hard to break 
 seepete: Can this segment retroactively be titled Baking Bad?
 radioshackraider: Wheeler going for the Chaos option.
Flyingdelorion: whiskey stage?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Orestes290: Make sure to fully mix the sticker
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: It's called "running interference" 
 NinePointFive: Listen all y'all
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The reaction between sodium and chlorine is quite energetic. I don't recommend doing it indoors.
 defaultedusername: Imagine buying all the real components individually, though. Gotta be real careful with all that pure sodium
 TehAmelie: desosiumised it or something?
 gualdhar: Paul the Great LRR Bakeoff is a PvP game
 nishwastaken: @Dread_Pirate_Westley 
 Hawkwreak: Tarps arent in the budget.
 Oscelot: oh no. I stepped off for a medical call and come back to the chaos gremlins let loose with chemicals lol
 aitsu100: the tarp budget
 ContingentCat: no room in the tarp budget
 sirwhitefang: ran out of tarp budget
 SymphonySolstice: [shrek voice] they don't even have a tarp.
 RandomTrivia: You give that butter what for, Wheeler https://i.imgur.com/9JbKwjS.gif
  Juliamon: The Bake-Off challenge: "Bake a treat to celebrate the Sub-a-thon's 3rd birthday!"
 Blip2004: the tarp budget was used on Deer Pong
 GlennSeto: Subathon doesn't cover the tarp budget?
 DoodlestheGreat: We're all going to need another bowl. And maybe a couple of edibles.
 Boon_33: tarp budget all got earmarked for carpet replacement.
 DigitalSeahorse: "They needed TARP."
 Uniclonus: What is the Crayola box on the table?
 neisan2112: From the one part of a Hello Fresh stream I watched of Wheelers, this just seems to be how he cooks.
  Sarah_Serinde: Angel is a professional
 Hawkwreak: @DigitalSeahorse If only we had Taaaaarp
 electra310: @Uniclonus Probably food coloring
 seepete: Call it coke because that's a whiskey mixer
 radioshackraider: @Uniclonus Wheeler's secret ingredient
  Texan_Reverend: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileFragileCroquetteSaltBae-65GjSiXC5wUbotgK
 TehAmelie: buttering up the judges eh
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 Kentosaurus: chef snack
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Butter bribery.
 DigitalSeahorse: @Hawkwreak  
 nishwastaken: KEKW
 MTigress: he's buttering up the judges!
 RubyRiches Transcends butter
 RandomTrivia: 
tyranidd1: 
 GlennSeto: Look at him, buttering up the judges.
 Rootpotato: the mamas boy hates women, hate to see it
 Nigouki: cloth behind the TV
FurthestChunk: no please, cancel wheeler
 Nickiatori: Do not search up Ben Wheeler controversy
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad we all made the same predictable joke 
 schordash: you have an apron also xD
 bytecaster: After the subathon: "Why is the moonbase so greasy everywhere?"
 aitsu100: use the Apron WHEELER
 RandomTrivia: Sarah_Serinde The chat braincell is working at full power today 
 Hawkwreak: @bytecaster The walls are just oozing butter.
 bytecaster: Only ceiling egg is safe
 Boon_33: puts it in front of his opponent
 RockPusher: mmmmm, real tree juice
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 nishwastaken: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: High quality Vermont Maple Syrup?
 RockPusher: 
 Riiiiiiis: buttering up the pot
 schordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Riiiiiiis: What they baking?
 DigitalSeahorse: it's still pure it's just not as thick
 RubyRiches: @hawkwreak was someone licking the walls for butter veins to mine again?
FurthestChunk: spinning your butter is important enrichment
 ContingentCat: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Canadian I'd hope
 aitsu100: dab on the butter
 gualdhar: 21ish
 Riiiiiiis: 100C
 SymphonySolstice: 23
 IanAllenBird: my room is currently 80f
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey we're all the way back up to 9 hours, nice work chat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 22 Celsius or so.
 Singenmeister: 70F
 Nickiatori: what is a room?
 RubyRiches: 23C?
 iiieye: 72
 aitsu100: around 62
 Nigouki: 18°C or I riot
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it is between 0 and 100
 TehAmelie: we have to ask John Goodman
 TheCactaceae: It's whatever temperature it was on The Room set
 bytecaster: Cooking in a sauna is difficult because of the different room temp
 ContingentCat: this room is 23
 seepete: if you can't make your own room, store bought is fine
Jennifer Schuller: clock
aceviru: Ooh
aceviru: They just started right?
 zianna_jean: Lol
 groulux: Luke Warm... Shoot!
 JadedCynic: @Dread_Pirate_Westley ...so, mid-tier Canadian Maple Syrup then? 
 Riiiiiiis: Two single lemons or a couple of lemons?
 DigitalSeahorse: thirsty, rutter?
 LordZarano: Currently my room is 23.5C, which is too warm but not too too warm
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @juliamon I definitely misread your sub message at first
 ContingentCat: tasty butane
 Hawkwreak: Mmmm, Butane and Butane accessories.
FurthestChunk: Butane is my favourite flavour
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Whatever the room temperature room in Community was.
 GlennSeto: @contingentcat I'm sure Vermont is part of Canada. That's why Bernie Sanders is an independent, right?
  Juliamon: LilyOfTheVeil666 Good
 TheAinMAP: 
 ClodiumSoride: butane cupcakes *clap, clap, clapclapclap*
 Mazrae: Butane butter that's what they need to make in stores
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RubyRiches: Do not eat butane smelling foods
 stippledotter: @groulux it's only Luke warm if someone's tauntaun someone else, otherwise it's just sparkling Mid
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Butane is odorless, like natural gas; something is usually added to make it detectable.
 seepete: Wheeler with a concept of a recipe
 TehAmelie: "Have you heard the expression 'room temperature'? This is the room."
 RandomTrivia: 
 groulux: @stippledotter Nice !
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MTigress: why are there crayolas
 aitsu100: mm zest
FurthestChunk: Only the one lemon? No party time for us
 definenull: Is the lemon baptised?
 nishwastaken: @MTigress adds some crunch
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta have that zest
 goatprince: he didn't bring his zester? cringe
 NoxStryx: This is some zest content
 TheCactaceae: I thought the zester on the table looked like a bottle of ketchup on its side... I didn't think anything of it, either
 stippledotter: @mtigress they have a marine climate
 JadedCynic: @MTigress maybe some Marines are among the judges?
 TehAmelie: zeit für zest!
  Sarah_Serinde: I am enjoying this very much 
 RandomTrivia: The question is, who will set something on fire first?
 DigitalSeahorse: otherwise it won't be zestfully clean 
 electra310: Cori a little defensive about that one 
 nishwastaken: 
 ContingentCat: lol I thought WHeeler said gender
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
voren_chalco: @RandomTrivia Ian, somehow
 TehAmelie: Wheeler, a man of infinite zest
 Hawkwreak: I adore lemon cakes honestly
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Judging category 2: Zester remembering.
 RandomTrivia: @voren_chalco Yeah, that tracks
 schordash: lemon party! 
FurthestChunk: @TehAmelie Not my favourite book
 RubyRiches: @hawkwreak kemon curd cake or loaf is 
 RubyRiches: *lemon
 Spades_Slicc: Cori would you eat Lemon Parmesan?
 nishwastaken: tasty lemons
 ContingentCat: get that vitamin C
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 TheCactaceae: oh nooo
 schordash: 
 RockPusher:  
 MrSarkhan:  
 Hawkwreak: NO JORDYNNE NO.
 GlennSeto: ooooooh
 electra310: I have an actual zester, it looks like a cat paw and makes super-long curls of zest
 Nigouki: show the butter shame
 TehAmelie: "are we the oldies?"
 Fruan: Shuffle the butter
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 schordash: 
 nishwastaken: KEKW
 Syntheticuh: creaming something else lmaoooo
 ContingentCat: I thouht that was on purpose
 DigitalSeahorse:  churn the butter
FurthestChunk: He doesn't bake to cum, bro
 WiJohn: Special sauce
 GlennSeto: We've seen worse.
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think that it is
 Nickiatori: thats lets nope behaviour
 RubyRiches: So..obligatory "who in chat can bite into a lemon without grimacing?"
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ghyllnox: It certainly isn't now
 radioshackraider: Oh, Wheeler got his recipe from Natural Harvest.
 niccus: i liked the manga better
 ContingentCat: yeah sometimes
 saucemaster5000: you're on a show right now
 spo8n: it's based off is this your card
 bytecaster: I do enjoy this episode of Shokugeki no Wheeler
aceviru: "depends if Kathleen is in the room"
  Sarah: haha
  Sarah: Yeah they haven't been going very long
  Sarah: I very much enjoy the contrast of Angel and Wheeler in the kitchen XD
aceviru: Money is on wheeler. He can cook a mean Magic deck
  Sarah: well, "kitchen"
aceviru: haha
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  Sarah: I dunno, I've had some of Angel's baked goods
  Sarah: And she practised for this
Nurglewaffle: Scientifically, "room tempurature" is 20 C/ 72 F
OVERKiLL!: my car was 106 today on my way home from work
  Sarah: gross
aceviru: I absolutely adore their energy
Patricia G: I love this for us
aceviru: toasty
  Sarah: It's 22C out and low humidity, it was such a wonderful change of pace today
  Sarah: Also! I got to pet a dog :3
aceviru: I just drove around sweating like crazy. Had to replace my sister's battery in her car.
aceviru: Yoo. Let's go! Dog petting
 RubyRiches: Mary berry is a national treasure you heathans! Kapp
 RubyRiches: *
 TehAmelie: the induction can interfere with wireless signals. . .
  Sarah_Serinde: Y'know, I think I probably have at least one season of GBBO to catch up on...
 nishwastaken: @TehAmelie oh that's why my audio gets messed up sometimes when I'm cooking
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @Sarah_Serinde I dn't have access to Netflix anymore, I'm so sad T_T I have several
 TehAmelie: powerful magnets ya know
 DigitalSeahorse: he wants burnt butter
 Boon_33: mmmnnn hrmmmm
 ContingentCat: 
 DrakoniteDev: with the exception of one instance of sabotage, yes, they basically always help each other on GBBO. It is why I like the show.
 RandomTrivia:  rekt
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 nishwastaken: 
 Oscelot: gottim XD
 definenull: ceiling egg
 Lysander_salamander: hello again
 Spades_Slicc: Voyager
 DeM0nFiRe: entropy
 DigitalSeahorse:  he can shake and bake
 Driosenth: Ceiling Egg
 iarethel0ser: My grocery bill.
 ContingentCat: age
 RubyRiches: @threememesinatrenchcoat britbox has it iirc?
  Sarah_Serinde: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat I don't think it's ever even been on Netflix in Canada, but I think I can get it through CBC
 aitsu100: the line
 Austere_Squire: yeah, ceiling egg
 IanAllenBird: I don't know how to bake so I'm just assuming everything on this program is how you're supposed to do it
 Oscelot: @definenull neat me to it lol
 nishwastaken: collector booster prices?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: My weight
 JadedCynic: @definenull nice one!
 GlennSeto: @tehamelie This is gonna mess with the Skyward Sword challenge later into the bakeoff.
 PhoenixMelior: Ceiling egg
 niccus: the economy?
 stippledotter: I trust in Wheeler's ability to host Is This Your Recipe Card
 spo8n: the sphinx once it's launched into space by supervillans
 TehAmelie: gentrification
CustardIsMassive: The national debt?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A tiny whisk does, in fact, go down.
 Astramentha: @drakonitedev that was my thought
 RandomTrivia: It was a whisk worth taking
 eshplode: I love my tiny whisks
 ContingentCat: lol Alex good idea
 Oscelot: Alex rofl
 Riiiiiiis: Alex, nice one
 CAKHost: I think Cori is looking for clouds?
 groulux: Angel with the gatekeeping.  name 5 bakes.
 Hawkwreak: Alex with the extinguisher? Good shout.
 WavesOfBabies: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastySullenGarlicStinkyCheese-kpxPYR0TmdLAI9Bh
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Alex on top of fire safety
 SharktoothJack: Alex on safety
 wolfskull7: Lex about to put out the fire that in ensuing 
 JadedCynic: that walk-by was TOTALLY UNRELATED
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousMistyGuanacoLitFam-u1RyKd1vxvuHIRPE
 IanAllenBird: ohhhhh
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @RubyRiches Good to know! I don't have britbox either, so I might have to mooch off my parents, If you have it though, check out Make it at Market!
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: eyyyyyyyyy
 samwiser_: Lol Alex is prepared
 Austere_Squire: that is NOT the riddle of the sphinx?
 PhoenixMelior: Eyyo
  Sarah_Serinde: Entirely too right 
 Oscelot: no kidding
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex with the safety tools 
 zianna_jean: Heyo!
 Redbassist: !magazine
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 aitsu100: my bloodpressure
 GlennSeto: Boeing planes?
 ClockTamer: it’s impressive. Years of Desert Bus and LoadingReadyLive really has made LRR experts at this form of streaming
  Sarah_Serinde: Ceiling Egg is a strong answer
 definenull: yeah they got rid of that this year
 RubyRiches: @threememesinatrenchcoat oo..
 PharaohBender27: 7500 Getting the clock back over 9 hours
 PhoenixMelior: !clipit
  LRRbot: https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyTangibleQuailChefFrank-UyvUvRJA0PWxmpwE
 JadedCynic: @GlennSeto nope - the always come down; just sometimes earlier than planned
  Sarah_Serinde: @ClockTamer Yup, they're very good at what they do
 stippledotter: Also that one manhole cover that got yote into space
 DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ClumsyAltruisticUdonDxAbomb-_vggWU-MVwrUXmlo
 RubyRiches: The 75 hundred bits
 Hawkwreak: Wait what. Someone want to explain that thing with Korean age? Thats new to me.
 TehAmelie: @stippledotter that's a classic
 Jigokuro: I think that's backwards. We all 0 index. Korea was 1 indexing.
 TheCactaceae: @Hawkwreak I'm still stuck on ceiling egg (much like the egg, I imagine)
 SquareDotCube: So they're aged like registered horses?
 Twilight_Spark: You gotta get up to get down.
 RandomTrivia: Warm the colds, cold the warms?
UtilityPunk: The table looks more organized than some EDH playmats
 aitsu100: mmm sugar butter dip
 PhoenixMelior: #vegan
 Spades_Slicc: Oh hey I have that exact same bottle of vanilla
 Boon_33: cooking under the table
 Hawkwreak: @TheCactaceae Oh, Ceiling egg is easy. In the moon base they have an egg thats stuck to the ceiling, and contained within a shadowbox sarcophagus.
 RubyRiches: @hawkwreak korea traditionally ages people based on birth age=already 1 year old?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Hawkwreak When you are born, you are 1. When the new year comes around, you are 2, no matter how many days have passed. Is how it used to be and no longer is, apparently.
 Twilight_Spark: @Spades_Slicc notorious thieves LRR have taken your vanilla.
 PhoenixMelior: This is chaos. I love it
 DigitalSeahorse: cause they were all over Ben's face
 RandomTrivia: The lemons cannot hide from Angel
 Hawkwreak: JORDYNNE
 PhoenixMelior: When life gives you lemons, make apple juice
 Riiiiiiis: @IaCthulhuFthagn Aaaaa, that's just stupid
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Voidhawk42: @IaCthulhuFthagn So they're counting "years you have been in"? Wierd
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: JORDYNNE NO
 definenull: so wheeler said he's making cupcakes, is angel making.. lemon squares?
 WavesOfBabies: mmmm the citrussy
 radioshackraider: Moonbase look like a skethcy used car lot, what with all the lemons
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: (jordynne yes)
FurthestChunk: +2
 PhorrestGaze: wet your drys
 stippledotter: LemonReadyRun is the best channel send tweet
 DigitalSeahorse: wetting the dries
 kodalith: Wow LRR has 3 Lemon money?
 LiveFaust: YES CHEF.
 Boon_33: cold pot coming through
 Riiiiiiis: Always acid into water and not water into acid
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @radioshackraider 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Voidhawk42 A good way to phrase it.
 Riiiiiiis: not really relevant here 
 GlennSeto: @wavesofbabies From the Adam West Batman show, right?
 nishwastaken: @Riiiiiiis 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: By the way, what are they baking? I only tuned in a few minutes ago after coming back from work.
aceviru: "player, choose your temperature"
aceviru: "fox. luigi"
M E G A: i just got here. what are we making?
aceviru: Hahaha
  Sarah: I believe it was something to celebrate the 3rd birthday of the subathon
aceviru: Cooking the eggs is no good
aceviru: god
aceviru: that is an agent awakening word
aceviru: "behind"
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 PhoenixMelior: EGG
FurthestChunk: Something magic baking powder users don't do enough is invest in their future
 aitsu100: use the Pyrex
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RubyRiches: @pharaohbender27 we know it's lemony imo
 WavesOfBabies: Typical wheeler behaviour
 GlennSeto: A subathon birthday treat.
 RockPusher: That it was
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse: EGG
 Shadowsoflife: wow
 Kentosaurus: core memory there
 CaptainSpam: I like how the overhead shot focuses on the induction plate, implying Angel and Wheeler are racing to get to use it first, as there's only one. 
 Deyna_Taggerung: D'egg
 Driosenth: E Double-G ESS "EGGS"
 TehAmelie: i see lemons and blueberries, so, swedish cake?
  Texan_Reverend: Thank you for that deep dive.
 RubyRiches: Rescuers are peak films
  Texan_Reverend: Deep cut*
 FromBrainToKeyboard: wow, good reference
 RockPusher: Reminder, Cori has a podcast -> https://tiltyhouse.com/hey-check-it-out/
 DigitalSeahorse: eouffs
 ContingentCat: happy pride
 aitsu100: Sara Lee sponsored this
 definenull: thats a lotta vanilla
 MTigress: really tho i'm actually curious what the boxed Crayola item is
 Hawkwreak: Mm, the vanilla offgassed.
 TehAmelie: the vanilla is angry?
FurthestChunk: Damn now I gotta replace all my straight Lees
 Lysander_salamander: I'm guessing this is some sort of cake, but I could be wrong
 ClodiumSoride: @MTigress probably food coloring?
 radioshackraider: How much for Wheeler to take a shot of Vanilla?
 DigitalSeahorse: enough eouffs
 Redbassist: I like that most of the baking utensils are LRR blue
 Riiiiiiis: thats a weird shape that bowl has
 duallain: your mayo is gonna seperate
 PhoenixMelior: How many subs wheeler
 ContingentCat: oh nooo
 definenull: no
 DigitalSeahorse: that's a lot of butter
 WavesOfBabies: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IntelligentKindTrayHeyGirl-s1i95Ad0H6HcAd3r
 RandomTrivia: Yikes, do not do that
 aitsu100: oh no
 stippledotter: O no
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
 LostThePirate: XD
 PhoenixMelior: Welp
 RandomTrivia: 
 schordash:  
 ContingentCat: well that'll be plenty
 RubyRiches: He knows the risks!
 definenull: jordynne no
  Juliamon: vanilla vibes
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Hawkwreak: JORDYNNE YES!
 PhoenixMelior: Chat lets do it?
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne no! Don't challenge chat!
 gualdhar: that's practically everclear
 zianna_jean: Oooooooh
 electra310: That kills the Jordynne
 RubyRiches: Jordynne please
 Lysander_salamander: no
 itmightbemikey: make sausage using the entire bottle of vanilla
 aitsu100: blue berries which are purple
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Jordynne I hope you;re prepared to honor that you know not to challenge the chat
 GlennSeto: ah, to be young again
 MacbethSeemsSus: haha, unless?
 Hawkwreak: Its not against ToS. Its just lightly alcoholic.
  Juliamon: for legal purposes that was a joke
 schordash: i bet jordynne made that tumblr vanilla cake <~ <
 LostThePirate: You're not allowed to drink the point it's considered "self-harm" - so don't get shitfaced
 atinyspacemarine: Jordynne, you have a shot glass ready?
  alexsteacy: @schordash What tumblr vanilla cake
 definenull: a damp towel might work for that
dylan16807: "in minecraft" sounds like it would still be quite an ordeal to set up
 stippledotter: I mean, what were DB squats but shots of pain for the children?
 Scy_Anide: Remember chat, if your vanilla tastes bad, it's bad vanilla.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Boon_33: Ben is cheating
 WavesOfBabies: I think it's only alcohol that is against TOS but not sure
  Juliamon: alexsteacy look up 'vanilla extract meme'
 RubyRiches: This stream is sponsored by pumpy, the stomatch pump you know & love
 TehAmelie: my 8th grade cooking class made that tumblr vanilla cake in 1995. we got robbed
 Hawkwreak: @LostThePirate If you get shitfaced drinking vanilla extract. There are many more questions to ask.
UtilityPunk: Speedrunning cooperative cooking 
 definenull: oooh that's some hacks
 DigitalSeahorse: Jordynne judging while she helps 
 PhoenixMelior: No 100 gift subs, chat doesnt want jordynne to suffer
 PharaohBender27: Oh, I bet they're making blueberry muffins!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Masslost: A ramen cook-off next year subathon could be fun cause this is a blast
 PharaohBender27: 
RadioHupfen: 100 I'm helping 
 schordash: 
 RubyRiches:  
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @WavesOfBabies Guess what the vanilla is extracted with/into 
 stippledotter: Blueberry lemon muffins sound Fire
 Boon_33: lol
 Freezerassasin: Is Wheeler trying to mansplain baking?
 Stormgod519: Im back. those aprons looking fire
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie I found the "recipe". I think I'll pass, even for the bit.
 eDRoaCH: does that mean the categories arent style, power and agression?
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: Based
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 aitsu100: lol
 definenull: jordynne's mom is a rockstar
 Strebenherz: LOL
 PhoenixMelior: Yes Amanda yes
 Hawkwreak: Based Jordynnes mother!
 electra310: Do it, Mom!
 aitsu100: Do it
 schordash: wth??? your mom >xD
 GreyThey: @Hawkwreak Vanilla extract is typically 35-40% alcohol
 PharaohBender27: I assume you mean beneficiary rather than dependent
  Sarah_Serinde: It is a lot
 PharaohBender27: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 nishwastaken: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I wouldn't assume
 Riiiiiiis: clap clap
 ContingentCat: o//
 schordash: 
 RandomTrivia:  Let's go Ian! 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Strebenherz:    
 Mollylele: please gift responsibly, unless you're Amanda
 Greendrag13:   clap yer pawbs for Ian!
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Fair enough
 WavesOfBabies: o//
 atinyspacemarine: Jordynne, would you do it for $125 of subs?
 Hawkwreak: @GreyThey Oh I know that, but thats why its like a shot of it is doable. Just... not advisable.
 RubyRiches: The Ian was praised for his soldering
 JadedCynic: Let's go IAN! 
 eDRoaCH: if vanilla was 40% alcohol that would be 80 proof, so a standard shot
SmolSnek9: o// \\o
 CAKHost: o//
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 Julian_Rogue: how much is 100 Gift subs?
 Boon_33: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 WavesOfBabies: 10/100
 PhoenixMelior: Ok thats 10
M E G A: this is going to be muffins? on a hot plate? i'm intrested.
aceviru: Miss the restaurant days
aceviru: "look at that whisking technique, surely the competition is worried"
John Hill: I come back to what seems to be pure chaos
  Sarah: It absolutely is
aceviru: yes
M E G A: oh nm. there is a toaster oven in the back. muffin possible
aceviru: It wouldn't be baking if there wasn't some chaos involved.
aceviru: It's the secret ingredient
 schordash: 
 MalFnord: @Julian_Rogue About $650 US
 Hawkwreak: 90 More subs for shots I guess!
 Scy_Anide: I will never not espouse vanilla bean paste. You can use it 1:1 and it is 1000 times better.
 seanmrwick: hey everyone
 electra310: 100 Gift subs, if bought all at once so you get the discount, is 500 dollars
 atinyspacemarine: Like I'm fully ready for 25 more
 gualdhar: chocolate lemon muffins mmmm\
 JadedCynic: just because it's his job, doesn't mean he doesn't deserve praise
 TehAmelie: does chocolate milk neutralize vanilla extract?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 stippledotter: That's why homemade vanilla can be made with vodka, bourbon, or any other alcohol of sufficient proof
 GlennSeto: "shot", singular
atinyspacemarine is gifting 25 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 112 in the channel!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to AhvoThe!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lazzared!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to xzozo13x!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to Nossendron!
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atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to LesBeauxPlastiques!
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atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to randy3442!
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atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to smashwilson!
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atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to Opie74!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rockodes!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to domepce!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to Dr_K3tchup!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to GameAgeddon!
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie not at all
 schordash: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, atinyspacemarine! Welcome to AhvoThe, Lazzared, xzozo13x, phatpack, Nossendron, countingku, LesBeauxPlastiques, nova_phanatic, MugenHedgi, Bobb1t, BdoubleOG33, tyranidd1, Swamplor, randy3442, DoctorThor62, oneofblades, burnight0, squircle709, smashwilson, juzztshay, Opie74, Rockodes, domepce, Dr_K3tchup, and GameAgeddon! (Today's storm count: 655)
 Hawkwreak: 35/100
 RandomTrivia:   
 WavesOfBabies: 35/100
 nishwastaken: @stippledotter 
properlyfish is paying forward the Gift they got from kristian_fischer to the community!
properlyfish is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
properlyfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to namah_llama!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, properlyfish! Welcome to namah_llama! (Today's storm count: 656)
 PhoenixMelior: 36
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat I think Wheeler may be cooked. But only metaphorically because Angel got to the oven first
Strebenherz is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 8 in the channel!
Strebenherz gifted a Tier 1 sub to Alzharade!
Strebenherz gifted a Tier 1 sub to chilly_ip!
Strebenherz gifted a Tier 1 sub to taevatallaja!
Strebenherz gifted a Tier 1 sub to boofer_x!
Strebenherz gifted a Tier 1 sub to MerlotMage!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Strebenherz! Welcome to Alzharade, chilly_ip, taevatallaja, boofer_x, and MerlotMage! (Today's storm count: 661)
 Hawkwreak: 44
 GlennSeto: The Emperor's protects from anything but vanilla shots.
 PhoenixMelior: Wasnt that 41?
 WavesOfBabies: 41/100
 bytecaster: Past me never thinks of these things
 Simbionis: Yeah I count 41
 tyranidd1: @atinyspacemarine Thanks for the gift sub!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Anyone else turn their head upside down to read Wheeler's phone?
 Hawkwreak: 36+8 =41
 Austere_Squire: i feel like this is just one of those things you do and then realize you need a whole bunch of stuff
 GhostValv: Past me is such a jerk
 bytecaster: Next moonbase we gotta get a study kitchen!
 nishwastaken: what's a "kitchen"?
macgirl75 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 20 in the channel!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Adumla!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zenithcubed!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to ItsHackerMike!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to RealEANeto!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to raddums!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to elitebook8967!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to viciouswalker!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to PrettyDeceJosh!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to cugin4tor!
macgirl75 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheMadS8nt!
 PharaohBender27: Oh, I only just noticed Angel's apron 
 bytecaster: studio even
 nishwastaken: thank you Jordynne 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, macgirl75! Welcome to Zenithcubed, Adumla, ItsHackerMike, RealEANeto, elitebook8967, PrettyDeceJosh, viciouswalker, raddums, cugin4tor, and TheMadS8nt! (Today's storm count: 671)
 Oscelot: I have Concerns.
 Simbionis: 51
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Or a fake kitchen set without running water, for the Sorted Food fans in the audience 
 DigitalSeahorse: now they can throw and possibly miss 
 stippledotter: @nishwastaken homemade cinnamon bourbon vanilla in a derby pie/other is Highly Recommended
 RubyRiches: @bytecaster think8ng of the future is a blue colour problem imo
 Boon_33:    
 WavesOfBabies: 51/100
 PharaohBender27: 
 Hawkwreak: LETS GO!
 Simbionis: Yoooo!
 PhoenixMelior: Thanks Amanda
 Austere_Squire: Hell yeah, jordynne's mom!
 RandomTrivia:   
 Aarek: @IaCthulhuFthagn I was just about to mention that.
 Mollylele: thank you Amanda
 Oscelot: Hi Jordynnemum!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay Jordynne's mom! Also 10 is much more reasonable than 100 
macgirl75: lol anytime 🤣🤣🤣
LaeliaTBR: thanks mom!
 LesBeauxPlastiques: @atinyspacemarine thankoo for sub!
UtilityPunk: These competitive bakers have never cooked in anything so pedestrian as a "kitchen"
 cugin4tor: @macgirl75 Thanks for the gift sub!  
FurthestChunk: ben eating his overnight oats on the toilet
 SymphonySolstice: amanda based
 CaptainSpam: Angel just styling on Wheeler now with MORE muffins when he isn't even ready to cook yet. 
kragmabutch is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3 in the channel!
kragmabutch gifted a Tier 1 sub to Astronaut_SIoth!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, kragmabutch! Welcome to Astronaut_SIoth! (Today's storm count: 672)
 Simbionis: 52
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to macgirl75!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, macgirl75! (Today's storm count: 673)
 Hawkwreak: Correct. It will taste of pain.
 nishwastaken: @stippledotter  gonna look up a recipe for it. When I get back into baking, gonna try that 
 Oscelot: rofl
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: The WHAT
 GhostValv: 
 aitsu100: hurt is correct
 Oscelot: it's basically finnish aftersausage
 bytecaster: You know, the cum with the beer
 WavesOfBabies: 53/100
 Simbionis: 53
Spades_Slicc is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 20 in the channel!
Spades_Slicc is paying forward the Gift they got from an anonymous gifter to the community!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to UtilityPunk!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to capybarista_san!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to AvianFreedomFighter!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to dispelled666!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to SeaAverage!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to drbunger!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to Drjackjack!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to squiggle_weekend!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to Moony_XIII!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to MrBibz!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Spades_Slicc! Welcome to UtilityPunk, capybarista_san, AvianFreedomFighter, dispelled666, SeaAverage, drbunger, Drjackjack, squiggle_weekend, MrBibz, and Moony_XIII! (Today's storm count: 683)
 ArmondoSC: 
 Simbionis: 63
 Hawkwreak: 63
 WavesOfBabies: 63/10
 IanAllenBird: oof
 RandomTrivia:  
 Oscelot: oooooof
 WavesOfBabies: 63/100
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThirstyYawningMelonHotPokket-zOpMSQt_pwbKASaz
 Lysander_salamander: "unique" in german I think?
 bytecaster: At some point there must be no longer anybody without a sub in chat, right?
 DigitalSeahorse: a lot like ginger but witha different flavor
 Hawkwreak: Allergic to office work. Mood.
 seanmrwick: hahahahaha
 RandomTrivia: That would be nice
 ContingentCat: niiiice
 PhoenixMelior: Nonono
 Critterbot: Nice.
 Boon_33:  
 bytecaster: Don't undersell!
 RubyRiches: Niiiiiice
 duallain: what a unique allergic reaction
 PhoenixMelior: Stick to it jordynne
WiJohn is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
WiJohn gifted a Tier 1 sub to SheWolf0777!
WiJohn gifted a Tier 1 sub to denitar!
WiJohn gifted a Tier 1 sub to Trioctopi!
WiJohn gifted a Tier 1 sub to ZcottD!
WiJohn gifted a Tier 1 sub to flyntc0le!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, WiJohn! Welcome to denitar, Trioctopi, SheWolf0777, ZcottD, and flyntc0le! (Today's storm count: 688)
FurthestChunk: @bytecaster you'd think
Flyingdelorion: We are getting there!
 Simbionis: 68
Ctabbe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months!
 WavesOfBabies: 100 or nothing
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Ctabbe! (Today's storm count: 689)
atinyspacemarine is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 117 in the channel!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to suladan_the_serpent_lord!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to ljnrocks!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to XilksUnsupervised!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to donalddm1984!
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to GallantShar!
PharaohBender27 is gifting 9 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2046 in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, atinyspacemarine! Welcome to suladan_the_serpent_lord, ljnrocks, XilksUnsupervised, donalddm1984, and GallantShar! (Today's storm count: 694)
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to DaithiAnSionnach!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to sathie_!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bidooooooof!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to spiritkamuy!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to disastergayofcrisis!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Smeebob!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to kingoffalafel!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to IanFetterhoff!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to LegendaryPancakeee!
 TehAmelie: do you have something to wash it down? lemon juice?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, PharaohBender27! Welcome to DaithiAnSionnach, Bidooooooof, sathie_, spiritkamuy, disastergayofcrisis, Smeebob, kingoffalafel, LegendaryPancakeee, and IanFetterhoff! (Today's storm count: 703)
Dedwrekka is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to staalraat!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to gwendolyth!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to cuisineart543!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to nytrogyn!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to MasterTalc!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mx_Asher_!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to ikkkyyy!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to clevername_number!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tw0th4mm3r!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to nedmund13!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sibola666!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gnomechaser!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to goodthings_happen!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to JuPeDi!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Karl256!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to eagleeyesjwc!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to mamaangel423!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to ohgodwhatsidonteven!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Veishaunaea!
Dedwrekka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Abaddonmtg!
 Boon_33: Might as well drink it then
Kelazi5 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 15 in the channel!
Kelazi5 gifted a Tier 1 sub to not_gruul_then_die!
Kelazi5 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Relentless_Bread!
Kelazi5 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zempre!
Kelazi5 gifted a Tier 1 sub to tyler_allen619!
Kelazi5 gifted a Tier 1 sub to ZeroTepMusic!
 Mollylele: nooo hold your position Jordynne
 milarella: I'm allergic to Grave of the Fireflies
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Dedwrekka! Welcome to staalraat, gwendolyth, cuisineart543, nytrogyn, MasterTalc, Mx_Asher_, clevername_number, ikkkyyy, Tw0th4mm3r, Sibola666, nedmund13, Gnomechaser, Karl256, goodthings_happen, JuPeDi, eagleeyesjwc, mamaangel423, Veishaunaea, Abaddonmtg, and ohgodwhatsidonteven! (Today's storm count: 723)
 RandomTrivia: 
 UtilityPunk:  Thanks for gifting everyone, you are the MLGs!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Kelazi5! Welcome to not_gruul_then_die, Zempre, tyler_allen619, Relentless_Bread, and ZeroTepMusic! (Today's storm count: 728)
 Ashmantle:   
 Oscelot: Yeah no making yourself sick please
 Kentosaurus: subs are rolling
 GlennSeto: Jesus
 RandomTrivia:        
CaptainSpam is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 157 in the channel!
 Simbionis: Uh alot/100
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to memesmydank!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to ajv7949!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to noelak12345!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to dodelinario!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to AsylumQueen!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to 0xwas_!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to SumZeroGG!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to ghostmachine_exe!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to ashieyuxea!
CaptainSpam gifted a Tier 1 sub to sarah_beth!
 SymphonySolstice: ok I think we're at it
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, CaptainSpam! Welcome to memesmydank, noelak12345, ajv7949, dodelinario, AsylumQueen, 0xwas_, SumZeroGG, ghostmachine_exe, ashieyuxea, and sarah_beth! (Today's storm count: 738)
 Oscelot: oh god lol
 Spades_Slicc: that's over 100
 DiscordianTokkan: haha timer go brr
 defaultedusername: Nothing like spite to get the generosity flowing, I see...
 radioshackraider: I'm so sorry Jordynne.
Arikell is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
 CaptainSpam: MOAR
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to tapewurm93!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to linkinhyrule15!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jamzillaz!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to wasddan!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jfprovencal!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to Saishuuheiki!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to ikariso!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to Primary_Stig!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gilishon!
Arikell gifted a Tier 1 sub to nedink!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Arikell! Welcome to tapewurm93, Jamzillaz, linkinhyrule15, wasddan, Jfprovencal, ikariso, Primary_Stig, Saishuuheiki, Gilishon, and nedink! (Today's storm count: 748)
 PhoenixMelior: Thats over 100 now right
 JadedCynic: okay then - Jordynne does the shot at 69, Wheeler does a shot at 169?
 stippledotter: That's at least 60 plus 40
 Mollylele: each sub is a milliliter of vanilla
  Juliamon: 5.99
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 wolfskull7: wheeler is comedy
Jigokuro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
 Jigokuro: Sure, now is good for this. 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Jigokuro! (Today's storm count: 749)
 RandomTrivia: Get all the way shit on, Jordynne, get shit on with our love and appreciation 
 neisan2112: They're actually 6 now
 TheDevil_Risen: 8.99
AnAnonymousGifter is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to LRoweJr! 
 LostThePirate: $5.99 usd
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bagerilukt! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to dawnyshurtz! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to OldManScythe! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mask_the_money! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's the point of this Jordynne 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, AnAnonymousGifter! Welcome to LRoweJr, Bagerilukt, OldManScythe, Mask_the_money, and dawnyshurtz! (Today's storm count: 754)
 Simbionis: that's gotta be at least 100
 PharaohBender27: Well, if you gift 5 or more it's $5, for singles it's closer to $6
 GasCityGaming: That's over 100 lol
 WavesOfBabies: I've lost count
 PhoenixMelior: Whoa whoa whoa
 Hawkwreak: Okay, who wants to go back and do the math
 RubyRiches: I second Wheeler vanilla shotting at 169
 calculated_uncertainties: They also very app vs PC. Which is crazy.
 GasCityGaming: It was at 4260 when we started
 Angreed66: Anything below the 128 hours is fair game since as a whole it is an implicit ask
 OtherEdgeworth: 670 storm count was 50 per the challenge, so just take 620 off the storm count to see where we're up to
AnAnonymousGifter is gifting 25 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to thefiringphoenix! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to landphieran! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zoowks! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to 3ply_Unlimited! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Limboman31! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to nephistcg! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to DaveUncreative! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to kater10000! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tevra2! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Euxelaios! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to spurious! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to elistan4! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to freetimes1! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to terry_plays_poker! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to BarManATL! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Spiritreaver! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pardub! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to 2shotaki7! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to horizonzerodawnfan22! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to awhimsicalpocketdragon! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Doctor_Pockets! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to torako112! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to kilgaaaar! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to noodlegoblins! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to bakesale_na! 
Greendrag13 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
Greendrag13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Qu4ttroNYC!
Greendrag13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Traejeek!
Greendrag13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to DeadHandXIII!
Greendrag13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to themothpriestess!
Greendrag13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to fredhi15!
 Singenmeister: reminder that it’s cheaper to sub on the web rather than mobile due to marketplace cuts.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, AnAnonymousGifter! Welcome to thefiringphoenix, landphieran, Zoowks, Limboman31, 3ply_Unlimited, nephistcg, DaveUncreative, kater10000, Tevra2, Euxelaios, elistan4, spurious, freetimes1, terry_plays_poker, Spiritreaver, BarManATL, horizonzerodawnfan22, Pardub, 2shotaki7, awhimsicalpocketdragon, torako112, Doctor_Pockets, kilgaaaar, noodlegoblins, and bakesale_na! (Today's storm count: 779)
Flyingdelorion: I think we are over a hundred already not?
 neisan2112: Absolutely do not do the full shot
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Greendrag13! Welcome to Traejeek, Qu4ttroNYC, DeadHandXIII, themothpriestess, and fredhi15! (Today's storm count: 784)
 RandomTrivia:      
 Justherefortherewards: That was such an aggressive scooping of blueberries
 gualdhar: oh no
 itsaysTRUENO: make a statement before you do the shot that the subs were not related to your consumption of the liquid
 PharaohBender27: @Singenmeister 
 Hawkwreak: We are over 100 for SURE.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is so much gifting
 Skye_Stryke: This started at storm count 620 so we're at 164
 MalFnord: The power of vanilla shots is probably going to get us back to 12 hours in the next minute
 Lysander_salamander: I need to get back into baking.
 Spades_Slicc: We might be close to the original pitch of 200 gift subs
 groulux: The clock wen up by two hours!!!
Scy_Anide is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 22 in the channel!
Scy_Anide gifted a Tier 1 sub to callmecy2197!
Scy_Anide gifted a Tier 1 sub to WhatDothLife!
Scy_Anide gifted a Tier 1 sub to ultr4zai!
Scy_Anide gifted a Tier 1 sub to warwoof!
Scy_Anide gifted a Tier 1 sub to Ominous_Synth_Music!
 TehAmelie: buying subs on the app probably gives a fat cut to the app store btw
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Scy_Anide! Welcome to WhatDothLife, callmecy2197, ultr4zai, warwoof, and Ominous_Synth_Music! (Today's storm count: 789)
 Simbionis: We added like 2 hours to the timer yeah
 Meyari: weirdly subs are $6 on desktop and $8 on mobile for me
 SymphonySolstice: 169!
 Spades_Slicc: 169
 PharaohBender27: Oh wow now we've over 11 hours
 Hawkwreak: 169
 RandomTrivia: Vanilla shots is the Sub-A-Thon equivalent of Wiggins doing squats
 schordash: nothing like schadenfreude to get the subs rolling in 
 Hawkwreak: Nice.
 UtilityPunk: Getting some BUIs for baking under the influence of vanilla?
 stippledotter: Nice
 seanmrwick: you have costco in Victoria?
AnAnonymousGifter is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to robotking914! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to bread_man1229! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to yajikarp! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to philhousmalmadikis! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to dopeyterror! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to drunk_bug! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to InkedDjent! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to bigcheese2013! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to JohnMuFirebrand! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Addi_Oh! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to OberstSpanner! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to BatchBreadCrispSandwich! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rusty_Nuke! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to DremoraLorde! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to HedgehogBC! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheOneTrueMoose! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sin_Arcain! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Temzel! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Theothol4x! 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to mrpink429! 
 Zoowks: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
pkj3st3r is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 22 in the channel!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to esidc!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to LadyMajima!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to theultimatezeus!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to unrelatedaccountname!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to MediocreMTG!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to AechSea!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to cyrix240!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to lankz_l!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to amylkare!
pkj3st3r gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheSfid!
 Scy_Anide: Nice
 electra310: @Meyari Google/Apple get their cut on mobile
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, AnAnonymousGifter! Welcome to yajikarp, bread_man1229, robotking914, philhousmalmadikis, dopeyterror, drunk_bug, JohnMuFirebrand, InkedDjent, OberstSpanner, Addi_Oh, bigcheese2013, BatchBreadCrispSandwich, Rusty_Nuke, HedgehogBC, DremoraLorde, TheOneTrueMoose, Sin_Arcain, Temzel, Theothol4x, and mrpink429! (Today's storm count: 809)
 AlistorKO: DAAAAAAAAAANG
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, pkj3st3r! Welcome to LadyMajima, esidc, unrelatedaccountname, theultimatezeus, AechSea, cyrix240, MediocreMTG, lankz_l, amylkare, and TheSfid! (Today's storm count: 819)
 ContingentCat: ooo paper
 Manitu_25: that just sounds like a unhealthy life-decision lol
 Boon_33:   
 IaCthulhuFthagn: 199?
 itsaysTRUENO: the sub thing broke
 Spades_Slicc: 199
 JadedCynic: not far now-er...um
 PhoenixMelior: Oh she climbin
 Oscelot: RIP you two
 seanmrwick: what on earth is being made here?
 RubyRiches: "legally LRR chooses to imbibe vanilla regardless of sub amounts"
 Lobo_Apache: that's 200, there was a 1 in there
 RandomTrivia:     
 TheMinionGM: On one hand I don't want to see them suffer. On the other hand I do.
 Ashmantle:    
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
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 Strebenherz: THE 20
 chibi_bento: Jordynne is learning to never challenge chat.
 littleunknownn: OH
 Ashmantle:  
aceviru: pack 2 pivot into another ingredient
aceviru: just a small splash
John Hill: draft cooking sounds interesting. though no way I would be confident in my ability to do it
aceviru: Hey. It's something we learn to do when we don't have what we need. Sometimes you discover great treats
aceviru: and sometimes you have to settle for store made
aceviru: I'm allergic to life.
Dj Soundz TV: Excited for 6 ps6’s
aceviru: Here we go
 PhoenixMelior: More dots more dots
 little_lyons: never stop
 IanAllenBird: don't stop it's a subathon
 Spades_Slicc: Don't stop till we hit the cap
 Austere_Squire: Jordynne!
  Juliamon: We're back over 12h
 Mollylele: the subs will continue until the vanilla is imbibed
 Angreed66: Jordynne is the new James
 schordash:  
 Lysander_salamander: why
 IanAllenBird: james does that too
 UtilityPunk: The cupcakes will be delicious   
 Boon_33: Loading Ready Run, not stop.
 RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
 PhoenixMelior: You heard him chat
 DigitalSeahorse: grandma's baking powder biscuits and ginger snaps look like that but on queue cards
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang chat, we just gained like 3 hours
 GlennSeto: You were on Dark Souls.
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work
 Simbionis: Hey you were on Ds3 ben!
 seepete: subathon clock go brrrrrrrr
 chibi_bento: ick
 MacbethSeemsSus: It went from 9 to 12 hours in maybe 3 minutes
 CaptainSpam: We're back above 12 hours, people!
 Dedwrekka: Manilla?
 Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde hot damn
 Jobot180: Vanoli
 PharaohBender27: How much to have Wheeler NOT do that? 
 aitsu100: oh no
 WavesOfBabies: I will give you $5 American when I see you Wheeler
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Chat you know what to do
 TehAmelie: vanillioli?
 JadedCynic: keep going - more doesn't increase...okay, add some stretch goals, Ben! 
 bytecaster: So, Cori, how does this affect the judging?
 aitsu100: cori why
 duallain: vanilla milk is legit good
 Kentosaurus: get the bucket ready
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This is slowly but surely turning into a LRL segment.
 Lysander_salamander: chat why did you do this
 Austere_Squire: how many do we need to give for you to NOT do that?
 Milleg2: pretend it's amaretto
 RockPusher: haha Wheeler's in danger!
 Mazrae: Spit bucket ready?
 definenull: l'chaim!
 neisan2112: Oh no
 Boon_33: Ben might not win the cookoff but he might win the drinking contest.
 calculated_uncertainties: We can't stop until 128!
 schordash: o7
 defaultedusername: well, I guess time for regret
 stippledotter: We were all holding out until the obtuse, obviously
 Spades_Slicc: Is there Worcestershire sauce available to take a shot of?
 WiJohn:   
 UtilityPunk: That's the real strong stuff 
 PhoenixMelior: @lysander_salamander we were challenged
 Mollylele: get that trash can close by
 GhostValv: Salud
 Oscelot: You who are about to die, I salute you
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Oscelot: ROFL Jordynne
 macgirl75: I’ve never been so proud of you Jordynne lol
 ContingentCat: Jordynne is too powerful
 itsaysTRUENO: no sold
 Austere_Squire: jordynne, who hurt you
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's about how I expected Jordynne to react
 Jillexie: Jordynne is rock solid.
 RandomTrivia:    
 gualdhar: Jordynne has an iron stomach
 RockPusher: 
 RainyMint: Jordynne built different lol
 AlistorKO:     
 Lysander_salamander: congrats
 ArloArts: LMAO 󠀀
 dotpa: Face of marble
 JadedCynic: brava Jordynne! 
 atinyspacemarine: A real g
 TheDevil_Risen: now is that the vanilla that's alcohol based?
 SymphonySolstice: it's fine after the initial taste
 Julian_Rogue: Now was it real vanilla or the fake stuff?
 schordash: 
 WavesOfBabies: DON'T EVER DOUBT HER
 IanAllenBird: jordynne famously has hot girl stomach problems
 UtilityPunk: Wheeler's gonna have to sit that one out
 Mollylele: your breath is probably terrific
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LadyAiluros: alcohol
 gualdhar: pure alcohol yeah
 iiieye: ,now malort and vanilla
SeismicLawns: will Great LRR bake off aprons eventually be purchaseable?
 BrokenGolem: going to be some interesting belches
 brainbosh: I mean I had a coworker in HS that would drink bottles of vanilla on the weekends.  Dry County
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: The afterburn is probably the most dangerous part
 bytecaster: This seems consistent with last years DB
 neisan2112: Damn
 ContingentCat: 
 Jobot180: Enjoy the lasting scent of vanilla for the next 3 days
 Oscelot: ROFL oh no
 WiJohn: Shots fired
 Riiiiiiis: green alcohol?
 RandomTrivia: WHEELER
 niccus: sometimes glycerin
 Trioctopi: @WiJohn Thanks for the Gift Sub!
 pookjo3: dang, last i saw it was at 9 hours left
 KharadBanar: @Riiiiiiis grain
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 Riiiiiiis: ahh
 IanAllenBird: nice
 Oscelot: They're so nice
 Scy_Anide: Dag
 GhostValv: Neat
 seepete: if you can't make your own gutrot juice, store bought is fine
 RandomTrivia: They are amazing
  Sarah_Serinde: Of course she did. Angel they look very good
 ContingentCat: they look great
 TheCactaceae: They're awesome
 WavesOfBabies: what did your grandma feed you
 RockPusher: Angel is very crafty
 schordash:  
 UtilityPunk: Angel is super talented
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 gualdhar: wow, those would look great on Store.LoadingReadyRun.Com!
 Mollylele: shots of vanilla
 WiJohn: @Trioctopi You're welcome!
 stippledotter: Can Draw Aprons Club
 MrSarkhan: Same though
 RandomTrivia: Someone get Beej to add those to the store when it comes back
 PharaohBender27: They're good aprons!
 Julian_Rogue: can angel see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
 GlennSeto: Draw horses, allegedly.
 Oscelot: @gualdhar not wrong
 PhoenixMelior: How about a shot of vanilla for 100 gift subs?
 atinyspacemarine: A shot of vanilla, but otherwise
 TehAmelie: sports aren't real, you heard it here first
 groulux: Put it on the shop!
 Oscelot: ooo blueberry muffins?
 Vindexrix: uh, arnt those shot cups non disposable?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Vanilla's revenge
 RockPusher: Print-on-demand aprons for the new store Beej!
 RockPusher: 
 bytecaster: Like, as a hobby, Jordynne?
 PharaohBender27: OK now it's confirmed that at least Wheeler is baking blueberry muffins
 Riiiiiiis: I have a bottle of Unicum here right now
 aitsu100: wheeler do a maple shot for 10 subs?
 Nigouki: the way I learned about alcohol content in vanilla extract is from a bodycam video of a cop pulling over a very sloshed lady with like a dozen small empty vanilla extract bottles in her passenger seat
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I see you this and raise you a Negroni with Red Bull instead of gin
 Oscelot: @Nigouki *yikes*
 Hawkwreak: @RockPusher Dont say things that will awaken beej. I fear Beej's power.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Vodka is just two parts Everclear, three parts water.
butt_ghost: gasolene
 Lysander_salamander: Jagermiester?
 ContingentCat: tequila?
Zonks22: calling malort
 Orestes290: wild turkey
 stippledotter: They probably can't sell *that* one due to licensing, but I'd be Mega down for some LRR kitchen gear
 DaSunao: Deathwish coffee vodka
 MacbethSeemsSus: My TA in college would use everclear to clean lab equipment
 TehAmelie: i guess Jägermeister
 Veggiekeks: vanilla extract?
butt_ghost: dish soap
SeismicLawns: moonshine?
 Mollylele: malort
 Jobot180: Jager
 Milleg2: grappa
 DigitalSeahorse: a shot of whisky?
CustardIsMassive: Water
 aitsu100: peppermint shnops
 Dedwrekka: Coke?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: vermouth?
 Mollylele: bitters
 eDRoaCH: vermouth
 Morrigan9: water
 silenceaux: Grenadine?
 neisan2112: I mean Adam did talk about drinking straight Jagar bottle years ago last night
butt_ghost: tonic
 WavesOfBabies: rye whiskey
 MAPBoardgames: 151
 DigitalSeahorse: scotch?
 PharaohBender27: I don't think I've ever had Everclear (not that I'm eager to change that)
 CommanderPulsar: Jack Daniels
 PhoenixMelior: Goldschlaer
 Mollylele: triple sec
 stippledotter: Bitters?
 Lysander_salamander: Fireball?
 SonofThoth: Malort?
FurthestChunk: is this the insane shot of gin
 PharaohBender27: Triple sec?
 Spades_Slicc: Malort?
 SquareDotCube: omg everclear?
 Mollylele: midori
 MTGRanger: malört
 duallain: no one drink a serge
 hamraffle: My personal recipe, the lighthouse keepers revenge: 1.5 shots of everclear, .5 shot of watermelon pucker, drop in one fisherman's friend cough drop
butt_ghost: crude oil
 iiieye: Fernet
 RubyRiches: Absinthe 
 Jobot180: did we guess vodka?
 Hawkwreak: Chambourd
 UtilityPunk: gin?
 aClonedPickle: sambuca??
 Redbassist: Absinthe
 GhostValv: Midori
thegiftedgrifter: Rumplemints?
 SubatomicAura: 151
AtrusOfMyst: Creme de Menthe
 GlennSeto: Jägermeister?
 DigitalSeahorse: Jack Daniels
butt_ghost: lilet?
 Dedwrekka: Clam juice?
SeismicLawns: Sour Cream
 Mollylele: blue curacao
 MacbethSeemsSus: Goldschlager
 gualdhar: vermouth
 Milleg2: triplesec
 aitsu100: welp
YeOldeMark: Hpnotiq
 groulux: creme de menthe
 DigitalSeahorse: Cambooka
butt_ghost: I'm allergic to gin
 Hawkwreak: Ehhh thats normal.
 UtilityPunk:   
 aitsu100: thats fine
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 ArloArts: 
FurthestChunk: i also got shot of gin
 electra310: I was afraid it was creme de menthe
 bytecaster: Chat, brace yourself
 Hawkwreak: Serial killers. OR. British
 aitsu100: not wrong but still fine
 GlennSeto: Takes one to know one
 OtherEdgeworth: And the bartender was right
 Grumpingtoon: A dry martini is just a cold shot of gin
 bytecaster: Oh, this is perfectly fine
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always drink gin when you're with a mark, because they can't tell if you've cut it.
SeismicLawns: it's not normal but it's ultimately fine
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A sipping glass of gin is normal, a shot is not.
 RandomTrivia: *whrrrrrrrr*
 ContingentCat: I guess my mom's a serial killer
 Scy_Anide: That's my go-to at airports. They just don't serve it in a shot glass.
 DandyGeek: I have definitely known people to have gin neat
 PharaohBender27: I used to drink gin and tonics, but then I found I'd get heartburn from that.
voren_chalco: Wouldn't a serial killer prefer grain alcohol?
 GhostValv: And that was the last time anyone saw that bartender
 Spades_Slicc: I drink straight gin, and I've never cereal killed anyone
 hamraffle: A shot of gin is normal to me for home drinking, not bar drinking.
 seanmrwick: the real question wheeler is what kind of Gin are you talking about?
 JadedCynic: QE2's mum drank straight gin, Wheeler 
 itsaysTRUENO: @voren_chalco we got em
 GlennSeto: @voren_chalco damn
butt_ghost: what's the difference
 atinyspacemarine: There's a difference between neat gin and shooting gin
 Blip2004: I did that once with coke and whiskey...
 stippledotter: I used to love gin until by alcohol sensitivity started, dang
 seepete: oy guvna!
FurthestChunk: truuuuuue
 gsyhiap: 
 Scy_Anide: I mean I am a cereal killer.
 MalFnord: shots fired!
 stippledotter: As if Jack The Ripper could have been anything else
FurthestChunk: as a brit can confirm
 Milleg2: jack the ripper was british
 PharaohBender27: I mean, gin *is* a very British-coded drink.
 WavesOfBabies: I mean, the British Empire did murder serially
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Blip2004 Does the coke dissolve into the whiskey, or does it turn into a sludge?
 aitsu100: make mug cakes
 DigitalSeahorse: I eat cereal for breakie
 seanmrwick: my personal favorite kind of gin actually....is Empress
 PharaohBender27: IIRC, one of the first temperance campaigns in Britain was actually urging people to drink beer instead of gin
 DigitalSeahorse: flour will give you food poisoning
 Riiiiiiis: how is your eggs over there? You have no salmonella?
 DigitalSeahorse: uncooked
aceviru: Hahaha
aceviru: Wait this is just another episode if wet ones
aceviru: haha
John Hill: now I'm tempted to try a shot
aceviru: Crown Royal
aceviru: Oh
M E G A: whiskey
Patricia G: Start with Maalox
M E G A: gin does typjcally come mixed
 GlennSeto: The Britain is a fine and moral country, its soul as clean as the waters of the Thames.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I was with you until the eggs were from North America and intentionally made unsafe to eat by their processing.
 WavesOfBabies: our eggs can have salmonella
FurthestChunk: you have my blessing
 ChocoBroh: that look from angel could kill 😂
 RubyRiches: @pharaohbender27 yeo, beer lane vs gin alley iirc?
 PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto OH SNAP
butt_ghost: my condolences
 stippledotter: The vanilla alcohol will kill the salmonella, right? Right??
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 LithelyUnshod: @Riiiiiiis Eggs are fine, flour is the issue
 tyranidd1: it’s ok it’s 1am most of us are asleep
 Riiiiiiis: @LithelyUnshod what's with the flour?
 PharaohBender27: @RubyRiches Yep. I think we saw those illustrations as an example of a document-based question for high school history AP exams.
 Hawkwreak: @tyranidd1 I've just become aware of the time, damn it.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Riiiiiiis e. coli
 Riiiiiiis: ohhhh
 definenull: ooh I see something rising in the oven 
 itsaysTRUENO: gross
 RandomTrivia: 
 aitsu100: eeewwwww
 DigitalSeahorse: to smooth the table
 ContingentCat: ew
 RubyRiches: I recommend many parts of UK-England, especially London aren't those recommended places
FurthestChunk: i hate that i understood the vision without needing an explanation
 Jayrod1220: AKA A Wet Dry Vacuum
 PhoenixMelior: Oh wheeler and i are the same age
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Wait, do Canadians intentionally ruin their eggs like Americans do by washing off the protective coating, or do they have more sense?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also known as "alcohol."
 seepete: Wheeler's explanation of zamboni was very Letterkenny-coded
butt_ghost: wheeler being 33 makes me realize i am old
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  SmithKurosaki: @IaCthulhuFthagn We also wash
  Sarah_Serinde: Boo
 aitsu100: booooooo
 Grumpingtoon: It’s that methyl alcohol you need to look out for
 PhoenixMelior: Riverdale is a wild ride
 JadedCynic: WHAT?!?  Nooooo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: @RubyRiches It would be interesting to see Wales someday . . .
 ContingentCat: yeah it sucks
FurthestChunk: only in the tv show, the comics jughead is still correct
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @SmithKurosaki I assume there's trade across the border that makes that a thing.
 Lysander_salamander: wait what did they do to Jimmy Olsen?
 WavesOfBabies: People are too scared of bird poop
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki likely
 definenull: uhh why is there smoking
 Bearudite: like the show ins unhinged anyway
 PharaohBender27: @PhoenixMelior Insert DesertBus 2023 video of Ben Ulmer reading the Riverdale Twitter thread
 itsaysTRUENO: flour and solder dust mixing together
 RubyRiches: @pharaohbender27 wales is beautiful, but ensure fully lubricated mouth pre speaking Welsh
 Deyna_Taggerung: @definenull 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This is certainly a TTSF show, I can see smoke.
 Riiiiiiis: now light it on fire
 PhoenixMelior: @pharaohbender27 oh ive watched the whole show
  Texan_Reverend: There are respirators in the Moonbase if anyone wants one.
 aitsu100: thats just you wheeler
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Children yearn for mines, mimes, and Mayans.
  SmithKurosaki: What are we making>
 seanmrwick: Also, Jughead definitely liked a lot of different kinds of foods, like Sub-sandwiches, burgers, pizza, anything he could find
AtrusOfMyst: Diabetes of the lung
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 MalFnord: @PharaohBender27 I still watch that from time to time, just because Julie's horrified reaction is amazing.
butt_ghost: @seanmrwick jughead being a certified eater but not in that way
 idontgetmyrealname: cooking is happening?
 Riiiiiiis: clip it
 DigitalSeahorse: Ben just ate raw flour I think
 seanmrwick: on this episode of "Tinker Tailor Solder Fry"....
 seanmrwick: @butt_ghost @butt_ghost I would have no way of knowing
 PharaohBender27: @RubyRiches Oh, I doubt I'd be able to even serviceably speak Welsh - my major second language is German, which sound-wise is kind of the opposite of Welsh, as I understand 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: squeezing it like silly putty should soften it up pretty fast
 PhoenixMelior: 50ish
 TehAmelie: Dagwood is the only comics character left with a sexual relationship to food, how sad
 bytecaster: Most earth was once poop.
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 saucemaster5000: Home cooks never do
 BrokenGolem: eggshells are covered in it
 ChocoBroh: Ben just saying he likes it raw
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 seanmrwick: we "drink" poop since that's what coffee is made from, right?
 Twilight_Spark: 👀 I have done so.
 WavesOfBabies: The government can't stop you from eating raw flour. You bought it. It's yours.
 seepete: Ah, the old leek leak
 bytecaster: Sadly, everything is a bit poopy, yes
 radioshackraider: Benjamin "Coprophage" Wheeler
 Milleg2: vegetables are just processed poop
 PhoenixMelior: Oh ive washed leeks thoroughly
  SmithKurosaki: @seanmrwick only kopi luak
 Hawkwreak: Leeks are one of the ONLY things I thoroughly clean veg wise.
 JadedCynic: *stares at Wheeler*  Thoroughly wash - I used to teach commercial food safety.
 PharaohBender27: Look, at least I haven't eaten *human* poop 
 Riiiiiiis: a healthy immune system needs to be fed
 DigitalSeahorse: we do eat mite and fruit fly poop without knowing it
 seanmrwick: @SmithKurosaki @SmithKurosaki oh really? I didn't know that
butt_ghost: what do we think of the silk brand oat milk compated to earth's own
butt_ghost: *compared
FurthestChunk: never wash, consume all the pathogens
FurthestChunk: become strong
 DigitalSeahorse:  I mean
  SmithKurosaki: Regular coffee is a cherry grown on a tree thats dried and roasted
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Who Told You This Was Butter?
FurthestChunk: unrelated why do i feel like i'm dying of everything
 RubyRiches: @pharaohbender27 at some point, place names will be pronounced-& emulating harsh "ich" sounds will help..
 groulux: Straigth Vanilla from the botte Angel is hardcore
 seanmrwick: wait......that's a thing?
 TehAmelie: some people hear the expression "everyone has to eat a piece of dirt before they die" and take it to mean if they stay pure and poop free they'll never die
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 saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic I'm a personal chef -- yes, I do food safety by the book. No, I do not expect home cooks to follow those steps.
 PharaohBender27: I didn't realize flavored Crisco was a thing (my Dad uses Crisco to make pie crust)
 DigitalSeahorse: flower flavored vanilla
 TheCactaceae: anyone else think those were crayons
 seepete: saucemaster5000 is a personal chef, username checks out
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rise
 JadedCynic: yeah, I've seen that up here on the shelves   "Crisco"  with a separate "butter flavour" appleation on the box; not part of the name itself
 PharaohBender27: @RubyRiches Interesting . . .
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aceviru: Not a drinker myself, but I do enjoy bourbon neat.
aceviru: Occasionally on the rocks
aceviru: We used to yearn for the vines
aceviru: Gottem
  Sarah: Joke's on Wheeler, I haven't cooked leeks
aceviru: vegetables are not part of my diet
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 Hawkwreak: @TheCactaceae Absolute Crayola.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @SmithKurosaki There's other coffee that has passed through animals, with or without cruelty involved, recently notably through elephants, for instance.
  SmithKurosaki: neat!
 definenull: ooh!
 GlennSeto: And that's why every kitchen needs a raccoon on staff.
 RubyRiches: @pharaohbender27 welah can be very poetic-it can also sound like a hissing goose
 PhoenixMelior: I'm getting real hungry chat
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: really wishing I hadn't dropped that slice of banana loaf yesterday cause then I'd have something cakey to eat too
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 WavesOfBabies: Hahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  SmithKurosaki: oofa
 RubyRiches: @digitalseahorse the loaf!!
 Twilight_Spark: Is this legal in the EU?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: If I drank along to Heroes of Barcadia, I should definitely get some cake for when the judging begins.
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that's just crayons D:
 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse 
  Texan_Reverend: Both that toaster oven and the induction cooktop have put in so much work and done a really good job. I remain pleased.
butt_ghost: jordynne occupies the traditional baking cuck chair
 MTigress: yey thanks!
 MacbethSeemsSus: There better be burnt sienna
 TheCactaceae: I hope it has dandelion as a colour match
 MalFnord: D:
 PhoenixMelior: Hi wheeler
 SymphonySolstice: oh I would 100% mix those up with actual crayons
 Stormgod519: oh god
 RuiFaleiro: https://media1.tenor.com/m/gHsxtHHTzC0AAAAd/honey-you-baked.gif
 DigitalSeahorse: RubyRiches indeed!  I swore a cuss when it happened
 Stormgod519: somebody Gif that
  SmithKurosaki: #sponsored?
 PhoenixMelior: Bye wheeler
 JadedCynic: oh cool; I approve of that food coloring
 Snowcookies: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 bytecaster: The real baking was inside of us all along!
 TehAmelie: regular crayolas just taste like wax, don't recommend it
 brainbosh: There's a joke about the marines in there somewhere
 DigitalSeahorse: but at least it wasn't both slices that hit the floor
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the face of a man who orders shots of gin
 Milleg2: childhood memory unlocked
 Toxxick: we all bake down here
 dutchmoose: If you slow that footage down you can see him blink his third eyelid
 RubyRiches: @digitalseahorse understandable & valid!
 DigitalSeahorse: I already ate the good slice
 WavesOfBabies: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HonestPuzzledOrcaLeeroyJenkins-oDISWQLTbIFtxcLa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have they declared recipes?
  Sarah_Serinde: fancy
 RubyRiches: Oo..
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Oooh, grandmother wanting her ashes to be mixed into cookies is very... evocative.
Mai_Andra: Making cupcakes with Grandma.
 DigitalSeahorse: and my floor is not clean, cause I'm a scrub and a casual in the kitchen
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShakingTangibleBulgogiHassaanChop-XcE08stGoN-zkPc-
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Best of luck with that
 RandomTrivia: 
 dutchmoose: BOO
 IanAllenBird: great news chat I finished my crochet
  SmithKurosaki: woo
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FurthestChunk: Amazon is kinda worse than the shopping channel
 saucemaster5000: Actually, I haven't seen a scale
 RubyRiches: @iacthulhufthagn not even top 10 weirdest ashes requests
 JadedCynic: what, a PIPING BAG?!?   Dude, I used that 'gizmo' to make deviled eggs all the time in the deli
AtrusOfMyst: I worked the night shift at Jo-Ann's
 saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic TRUE
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyHeartlessGaragePogChamp-8a2PcXetxtT2wesr
 WavesOfBabies: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueLightAardvarkHassaanChop-BJ-6XImjkU2T40Lx
 resilientspring: Angel I've done that multicolor technique, I put all the colors in a single bag
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @RubyRiches My wish is illegal in my country (and in every part of Europe I have looked up, and all US states except two (IIRC)).
  Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic I think it's the tip that's supposed to be the special part that combines 3 bags at once
 ClodiumSoride: the gizmo is the thing that connects three piping bags together
 Hawkwreak: @WavesOfBabies Is your name a homesetarrunner reference??
 Bearudite: gizmo? are we poppin Shinzo Abe?
 Jigokuro: Whisk is actually not loud.
 jessicaengle: Wave O Babies!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Same, although not at a deli, just at home because my hands suck and I have cats
 RubyRiches: @iacthulhufthagn spoilsport countries
 Boon_33: oven mits
 GlennSeto: Like on the roulette table?
 DigitalSeahorse: overhead time
 Hawkwreak: JORDYNNE.
 definenull: its pulling time!
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, grippyyyyyy
 defaultedusername: Uh oh. Grippy...
 jessicaengle: What's baking, chat?
 WavesOfBabies: @Hawkwreak yup!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
XprotoformX: i worked for Joann's for the last 4 years, and from the day i started, I ABSOLUTELY expected it to get closed at literally any moment
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @RubyRiches There is a company providing it as a service in one of the US states where it is legal, however.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he need to turn it up to maximum power for stiff peaks?
 Hawkwreak: @WavesOfBabies Outstanding reference, 10/10
will2jenk: OMG I showed up for the ideal show
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ex husbands?
 accountmadeforants: I love calm, barely-contained chaos at this table
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig cats do tend to complicate home cooking. My previous cat had a... thing about burritos. They just wanted the burrito so bad... tiny manx, not able to meow, squeaking at me...
 RubyRiches: @iacthulhufthagn i wish you luck!
  Sarah_Serinde: you don't say
 BusTed: @saucemaster5000 
 PharaohBender27: Oh no . . .
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 RandomTrivia: Oh noooooooo
 Milleg2: lmao
 RainyMint: UH
 SnackPak_: so smart
 Lysander_salamander: ?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Oh yeah, especially when one of them absolutely is OBSESSED with eggs
 PhoenixMelior: Lol
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: OH NO
 definenull: OH NO
 JadedCynic: awwww - that's a nice touch...in theory...
 tezzatipoca: so many other strategies
aceviru: look at those delicious muffins
aceviru: Hahaha
aceviru: Muah
aceviru: where'd he go
aceviru: oooh
aceviru: Wait Joannes closed?!
aceviru: Oh no. oh nook
aceviru: oo*
aceviru: Wow
 JadedCynic: welp
 IanAllenBird: oh noo
 definenull: poor dotty
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh...what are we making?
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 JadedCynic: muffins of some sort
 RandomTrivia: That is dedication
 A_Dub888: is the gum still there?
 accountmadeforants: That's awesome
 WavesOfBabies: That rules
 Strebenherz: Dedication
 Lysander_salamander: committing to a bit
Scarbble: rip dottie
 radioshackraider: That is unhinged.
 fastlane250: Ashes & Gum: Together at Last!
 definenull: just mix it into the machines that pump oxygen into the casino
 Strebenherz: for all we know she might have as well
 RubyRiches: Literally typing the same thing Paul!
 Hawkwreak: Thats some shawshank nonsense, and im here for it honestly.
Flyingdelorion: Wow what a story
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Casinos have indoor planter boxes and potted plants, right?
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 SymphonySolstice: ooo
 PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh
 RandomTrivia: ooooh
 PharaohBender27: 
 GameSageZB: awwwwww yissss, cupcakes
 JadedCynic: *whistles the marching theme from Bridge On The River Kwai*
 WavesOfBabies: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 tezzatipoca: @radioshackraider   
 RandomTrivia: 
 PhoenixMelior: Wow
 SymphonySolstice: 👎
 gualdhar: how do l I unsub
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Clip factory, this.
 DigitalSeahorse: like doing the full pantleg thing in a prison but it's a casino?
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Can I remove subs?
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CustardIsMassive: I had flashbacks to the Come Dine With Me whisk guy 
 Boon_33: lickability
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 RubyRiches: Wheeler, chat has no say over the judges' decision..
 WavesOfBabies: Will you lick a PSP
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 DigitalSeahorse: Ben "Money Shot" Wheeler  
 A_Dub888: mood Wheels
 RockPusher:  
 sheelbss: 1000
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpookyMoldyGrasshopperSwiftRage-8RFVQZuZJpKop1nJ
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh no, are these blueberry muffins?!?
 Hawkwreak: In fairness, Jordynne has "Hot girl tummy troubs"
 Riiiiiiis: Cori, we learn so much in this show 
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 MalFnord: @PharaohBender27 Wheeler an Jordynne are terrifying salespeople
 neisan2112: Ah Midwestern, that makes since
 A_Dub888: Benjamin “Normal Cheese Comsumption”Wheeler
 tezzatipoca: Ben licks all the things
 phoenixfeather14: @PharaohBender27 I remember the 7500 bits to bring it back over 9 hours. 
 DigitalSeahorse: actually it depends on how much dairy you're intaking
 RubyRiches: Wow...
 Hawkwreak: Which is the same as my fiance. But unlike my wife, Jordynne actually takes the goddamn lactase. My wife just.... eats the cheese and gives not a singular fuck.
 DigitalSeahorse: woah
  Texan_Reverend: I thought that was a tip for chat.
 DigitalSeahorse: that's too far  that's too far
 definenull: is that why adam keeps calling us stinky
 DoomBringerIL: wheeler and angel cooking and it's NOT mtg brews?!? @LoadingReadyRun
 RubyRiches: @hawkwreak lives to eat-I can respect it
 WavesOfBabies: @Hawkwreak God forbid women eat cheese
  James_LRR: Reminder chat, we're running custom PUBG lobbies next. The game is free now, and everyone is welcome! We'll get going in about an hour.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Hawkwreak Does not being from the Nordics make you a hot girl?
 WavesOfBabies: (joking)
 PharaohBender27: @phoenixfeather14 Little did I realize just how much time we'd gain 
FurthestChunk: @DoomBringerIL how's Illinois this time of year
 PhoenixMelior: Someome clip it
 Singenmeister: Can we order LRR aprons like that?
 tezzatipoca:   PUBG 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no better wash that one
 DoomBringerIL: @FurthestChunk no clue hehe
 Brozard: @FurthestChunk Just now cooling off
 WavesOfBabies: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #205: "Telling somebody horrible information about their home planet is the best way to make friends." —Paul [2015-04-13]
 definenull: @Singenmeister TTSF aprons might actually go hard
 tezzatipoca: here's a tip: wear less 
 stippledotter: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Community PUBG Night w/ Serge & James at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (43m from now).
 MTigress: you know how they make like little flags to use as decorations on cupcakes and other stuff like that? we need a tiny UPSLynx sign on a toothpick
 RubyRiches: Chat wants LRR-prons
 Hawkwreak: The cheese eating is fine. 100% But man does it result in problems.
 schordash: that's pretty close!
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 schordash: just gotta do the tinstiest drop of red now
 RandomTrivia: A present for you, Chat https://i.imgur.com/drVbLQw.gif
FurthestChunk: @DoomBringerIL oh you not at home?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, TTSF aprons would go hard but I think Beej has to get the store back up and running first and that is currently a bit of a big deal
 PharaohBender27: @Singenmeister Not at the moment, since Angel made those two.
 Jigokuro: Ian, I had the same thought, but you don't say those out loud.
 RandomTrivia: That's the money shot right there
aceviru: amazing
 SmithKurosaki: Indeed
aceviru: Oh my 😳
  Sarah: Yeah I'm good actually
aceviru: Miss the days when I could eat cheese and consume milk. Kids have it so good
  Sarah: Just gonna drop this reminder in from James in case it's relevant to folks here
  Sarah: Reminder chat, we're running custom PUBG lobbies next. The game is free now, and everyone is welcome! We'll get going in about an hour.
 CodenameBluebird1: LRR aprons would fly off the shelf once the store came back!
 neisan2112: Add the pufferfish eatting a carrot too
 RandomTrivia: On it 
 itsaysTRUENO: lmao
 Hawkwreak: Excellent. Someone get to it.
 TehAmelie: if only gifs could play sound
 RainyMint: 
 SymphonySolstice: new sfx dropped
 PhoenixMelior: Add it to the beej
 IanAllenBird: klmjlmjn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jigokuro You just tried to suggest Ian not say something out loud, when one of the few emotes for his channel is 
 neisan2112: LMAO
 Mollylele: @DandyGeek is gonna file that next to Ian sitting on himself
AtrusOfMyst: The ball sit of 2023
 GlennSeto: An auspicious noise.
  SmithKurosaki: Accurate
 DigitalSeahorse: thank you, RandomTrivia   
 DoomBringerIL: @FurthestChunk it never was
 neisan2112: I love that those came up again in today's EDSC
 neisan2112: The sound
 spicyFerret_: Ooooahh
 DandyGeek: Yeah, I need all these for…sound crimes
 Hawkwreak: @RandomTrivia Glad you are doing it, I was about to start working in Davinci.
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableTardyRutabagaDatBoi-D4iDGiBV_C8hIA82
 Scy_Anide: Caked up
 stippledotter: With every subathon must be a signature sound
 ElektroTal: Shivam and Wheeler Love Baking is our next show
 Scy_Anide: Cupcaked up*
 empyreon: 
  SmithKurosaki: @DandyGeek I cant call what you do crimes. Theyre too good
 SymphonySolstice: that got me good jordynne holy shit
 Singenmeister: @stippledotter Last time was Ian sitting on himself.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DandyGeek At least you're honest about it, you and Molly probably could go on CDHC and make those sound crimes extremely complex
 stippledotter: Is This Your Recipe Card
 CodenameBluebird1: WHEELER
 saucemaster5000: JFkunty dress
 PharaohBender27: 
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtsyArbitraryDonkeyBabyRage-Uuw5M05KwNEihZ-A
 GlennSeto: Country dress, got it
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousBrightPanAMPTropPunch--i--hZnu2lZYuDds
 countingku: @atinyspacemarine Thanks for the gift sub!
 itsaysTRUENO: things are gettin horny and Beej isnt even here
 Sethalidos: Date Everything DLC?
 WavesOfBabies: oh to be gently pat by the dull side of a knife
 stippledotter: Ooohh, we've almost made it through another night of SimLRR!
 drcthulu: mon petit choux
 GlennSeto: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
XprotoformX: is anything really ever TOO viscous?
 drcthulu: has been called
  SmithKurosaki: @stippledotter Yea Theyre levelling up cooking atm
 LiveFaust: Rawr XD even?
 SquareDotCube: cooking grenades!
 PBlackcoat: and who cares about biological contamination, it's all contaminated in pb
 Artificer_Evan: last i check on stream we were still doing gunpla, so what is happening now?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pub's unknown burger grease
 butt_ghost: Ali MLG
 Hawkwreak: @Artificer_Evan You missed soldering. And now we are baking.
 spicyFerret_: Whassamatta wassamatta wassamatta choux
 itsaysTRUENO: what if you dont eat a chicken nugget... we kill another chicken?
 TehAmelie: Pastries Unite Belligerent Gamers
 GlennSeto: Ayy, the LBJ show
 fcloud: @Artificer_Evan cooking is just gunpla you can eat
 PharaohBender27: Oh I know about this one!
 vinewood_og: These dungarees are cutting my butthole!!!
 Artificer_Evan: @Hawkwreak I like baking.
 xantos69: "There isn't enough room in the front"
 RockPusher: "It cuts me bunghole!"
 Sethalidos: nope you don't want Nixon that man was racist 24/7
 MacbethSeemsSus: He goes into detail about how much crotch room he needs
 ArloArts: 
 PharaohBender27: LBJ was *very* proud of his littlest limb
 drcthulu: LBG famous for pulling out his slong innapropriately
YeOldeMark: Riding a chain link fence
 vinewood_og: Bunghole that's it..
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is so detailed about it
 gualdhar: look if I had a Wilson as large as LBJ I'd also brag on the regular
 itsaysTRUENO: that man loved talking about his dong, which was large
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He would pee on secret service agents
 DracoFire87: American presidents have had, um, interesting relationships with their genetalia
 Toxxick: LBJ was famously rude and blunt
 itsaysTRUENO: constantly showing it to people
 neisan2112: He would just whip it out on the lawn to take a piss in while people were around
 MacbethSeemsSus: He would deliberately make people uncomfortable to win deals. Like talking on the toilet while they were outside
 Sethalidos: LBJ frequently would whip it out onto the desk apparently
 southern_woodsman: Unfortunately Jordynne is right. Just about anyone can be president these days
 GameSageZB: Oh that's a fun attachment I haven't seen before!
 ContingentCat: 
 saucemaster5000: damb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toxxick I would honestly rather a blunt president than one who was circumspect in many ways
  Texan_Reverend: Well, that escalated quickly.
 GlennSeto: So they're all like this, Trump just has no filter in public?
 DigitalSeahorse: I hate it when I zone out thinking about something not on stream entirely
 itsaysTRUENO: JFK, blown away, what else do i have to say?
 Earthenone: thats how she got her name, princess DIE
 PhoenixMelior: So how are you chat
 PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto To some extent or other, yes
 definenull: those cupcakes.... look relatively paler?
 ContingentCat: um should it be put on that table?
 Singenmeister: sometimes Wheeler’s jokes have a ten minute windup, and sometimes they go by so fast you almost miss them.
aceviru: o//
aceviru: Coroner report: "she died of laughter"
aceviru: That's what I was thinking!!!
aceviru: PUB food
OVERKiLL!: Fish and Chips is 🔥 tho
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
 DigitalSeahorse:  it's hawt
 wolfskull7: i wanna go to bed but kinda wanna see how this chaos ends
 DoomBringerIL: how about something from the FALLOUT/ELDER SCROLLS/FF official Cookbooks?? @LoadingReadyRun
 PhorrestGaze: @GlennSeto Jimmy Carter wasn't cut out to be president because he was a decent person
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Though not all of them are as fascist as Trump
  Sarah_Serinde: DoomBringerIL You really don't need to @ them all the time
 TehAmelie: i'm rethinking the plausibility of a story i heard about LBJ encountering JFK's body that i won't repeat here
 electra310: Wheeler constantly touching his hair and licking his fingers is making my foodservice brain twitch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I would argue none are as fascist as Trump
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig This seems like a road we don't need to go down
 DigitalSeahorse: nozzles!  Nozzles!! NOZZLES!!!   
 Vonbane: do you nozz the needle?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, apologies, I should have paused to rethink that
 WavesOfBabies: something about Crayola food colouring feels like it should be illegal
 GlennSeto: @sarah_serinde Agreed.
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone's getting ready in the other studio
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I love a good piping bag
 itsaysTRUENO: if it makes you feel better, 2 presidents died because they were drinking piss water out of the swamp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Angel and Wheeler have a great dynamic
Flyingdelorion: There is also an unofficial legend of zelda cookbook! I have it here near me on a bookschelve!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's not just you, just asking everyone to move on to something else 
 Singenmeister: Nozzles, Nozzles, Nozzles sounds like a puzzle game in the same universe as Slime Rancher.
CrossXhunteR: muffins?
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 DigitalSeahorse:  "threw away instructions"
 PharaohBender27: Not wanting to get plastic into the frosting is a reasonable concern IMO
 GlennSeto: @itsaystrueno You make it sound like they dared each other.
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, just getting straight piped...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Singenmeister Or a song for the credits of Portal 3 that we will never get
  Texan_Reverend: No, wait.
 Hawkwreak: Years and years ago, I had some lovely *Fabric* Piping bags.
 stippledotter: Avoid solder lead and macroplastics
 PhoenixMelior: Soooo... does paul get a cupcake?
  SmithKurosaki: @Texan_Reverend Nah they're getting wicked piped
 DigitalSeahorse: there's your daily intake of microplastics! 
 itsaysTRUENO: @GlennSeto the water near the white house was contaminated and no one did anything about it
 DoomBringerIL: is angel british?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian speaking from experience
 IanAllenBird: true
 drcthulu: In the splash zone
 MalFnord: not untrue
 terribleplan: In the ash zone
 Lazarus2511: Hai chat
 Hawkwreak: Completely reusable, and you'd just put them into the washing machine. Job done!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 bytecaster: Cori, doesn't look very convinced
  Sarah_Serinde: ew
 drcthulu: it's a poor baker who blames their tools
 BrowneePointz: so what are we making and how hard is Angel gonna culinarily suplex Wheeler through the Oven?
 IanAllenBird: clap
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Scy_Anide: 
 RubyRiches: Whelp
 DigitalSeahorse: oh my meds are early
 drcthulu: zing
CrossXhunteR: does wheeler get non-heavy duty foil?
  Sarah_Serinde: Very good Jordynne 
 nishwastaken: Nice 
 trainpants: Good one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 radioshackraider: I thought Wheeler's foil was German?
CrossXhunteR: heavy duty only
 Hawkwreak: @radioshackraider Ahhh HA!
 vinewood_og: No comment
 BrowneePointz: Alex is right
CrossXhunteR: my grandma had regular foil and it repulsed me
 aitsu100: we all know the worst foil is MtG Foils
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Hawkwreak: Oh *That* cisco.
 gualdhar: my cousin got me a box of handi-foil sheets and let me tell you they're the best thing I've ever used
 SquareDotCube: who's worse Ian, Sysco or Sodeho?
 DigitalSeahorse:  brb
  Texan_Reverend: Remember to trim the parchment paper that's sticking up beyond the tray. We don't want a repeat of the Kit-Kat fire.
 SquareDotCube: *Sodexho
 Bearudite: what about Cisco
 Omthebox: I have Sysco beef because I've worked in food before 
 RealGamerCow: Cysco not Sisquo not Cisco.
 Nickiatori: ouch
 TehAmelie: thought Wheeler was about to throw away the bowl
 nishwastaken: kit-kat fire?
 PharaohBender27: @Texan_Reverend Oh right, that
  Texan_Reverend: Oh, that one is on the lower rack. No issue.
 Hawkwreak: See, when Ian said he had issues with Cisco, initially I thought he meant the networking company.
 DoodlestheGreat: @Texan_Reverend Speak for yourself. PanicBasket
 vinewood_og: *Shakes in Anger*
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 RealGamerCow: Alex, please add "food grade* to that search 
 optimalbook: as a former Grainger employee we used to
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 The what?
 BrowneePointz: look if you need Industrial strength or quantity food paraphernalia Cisco is absolutely the go to
 Cptasparagus: I work in a lab and I LIVE on parafilm
 BusTed: 
 definenull:  ?
 PharaohBender27: @nishwastaken An incident from an early-ish TTSF stream (IIRC, in 2017)
 PhoenixMelior: Well... you tried
 aitsu100: lol
 Cptasparagus: its so good
 xantos69: 50 Bits is great televeision.
 schordash: nuuuu xD
 Sethalidos: sadtrombone.mp3
 letsbelgo: 
 CodenameBluebird1: Benjamin is also my favorite Sisko.
 nishwastaken: @PharaohBender27 ahh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The LRR crew might just into bulk stuff together and divide it after
 Vonbane: girlbossed too close to the sun with the piping bags
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's CHEAP
OVERKiLL!: love the branding on the aprons tho
OVERKiLL!: sick with it
  Sarah: Angel did great work
  Sarah: She's good at so many things
aceviru: as always
 SmithKurosaki: I was just about to say something
OVERKiLL!: spreading chewing gum ashes all up under the table
aceviru: Need the good good
OVERKiLL!: some of that gwood
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aceviru: "cisco controversy "
 CodenameBluebird1: Is anyone on the crew excited about Starfleet Academy or Strange New Worlds new season?
 NotCainNorAbel: one side is less sticky too
 PhoenixMelior: Ok
 definenull: !remindme 25 minutes check lumps
  Texan_Reverend: @nishwastaken In a past TTSF, Ian put some Kit-Kats on parchment paper to lightly toast them. The paper was sticking up too far and touched the heating element, lighting it on fire.
 dutchmoose: It's cancer
 GlennSeto: You need to see a specialist for that.
 Riiiiiiis: 10/10 perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 nishwastaken: @Texan_Reverend ahh ty! 
 saucemaster5000: okay done w/my own cooking today, chat -- burrito or sushi tonight?
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: You don't have to be a business monkey to get up to monkey business.
 RealGamerCow: I am a very good cook and baker. I am SHIT at decorating
  SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 I had gyoza, so go burrito
 Hawkwreak: !badadvice
  LRRbot: You look so cool when you throw rupees into the pool.
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: No lose intended.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Knowing your strengths is step one
 Scy_Anide: @RealGamerCow Big same. Cooking and baking is easymode. Plating is hard.
 PBlackcoat: get a sushi burrito!
 Riiiiiiis: one bite
 PhoenixMelior: Didnt commit smh
XprotoformX: loose ships sink lips
 TehAmelie: a sushirrito
 Oscelot: Mistakes were made lol
 saucemaster5000: @PBlackcoat ya know what? I know a place, have never had one, fuck it
 BrowneePointz: does anyone else do the next level Cupcake strat?
 definenull: NO
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler no
 PharaohBender27: NO
yofl: wheeler no
XprotoformX: lickability scale
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO WHEELER
 CodenameBluebird1: NO WE REFUSE
 ContingentCat: nooo
 DoomBringerIL: whats the public domain movie do we know chat?
 Molator: absolutly not
 definenull: can we get HR
 Milleg2: a true showman
 WavesOfBabies: now THAT is against TOS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Give bits so he won't
 neisan2112: AAAHHHH JORDYNNNEE
 PBlackcoat: @saucemaster5000 They're fine. Basically a big maki roll
 defaultedusername: We uh... actually don't wish for personal harm
 Sethalidos: why is the number in the negative now?
 rhys_enn: immediately thought of bring her back
 PharaohBender27: Wheeler you are going to cause the giftsubs to STOP
 foopoiuyt: Can we give gift subs to subtract from the count to the knife?
 AdamYMHMI: Final Destination is not as good as a cooking show
 neisan2112: GOD I still have a viceral reaction thinking about that movie
 PhoenixMelior: Someone call beej
 Riiiiiiis: fondant sucks!
 ElektroTal: fondant is gross
 Hawkwreak: *Do Not* The Fondant.
 terribleplan: "edible"
 Riiiiiiis: marcipan ftw!
 Earthenone: angel just forbided it
 RealGamerCow: Tip about parchment paper: tucking the flap back in the box actually does help the rip/cut.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fondant is genuinely disgusting
 ContingentCat: the budden plastercine
 Cptasparagus: @Ian parafilm is also edible fyi
 radioshackraider: Jordynne, have you eaten plasticine?
 BrowneePointz: does anyone on screen pinch the cupcake in half and put the bottom on the top like a sandwich for better eating?
 aitsu100: laffy taffy?
 definenull: OH NO
 PhoenixMelior: Nooooooo
 neisan2112: But also agreed, highly recommend Bring Her Back. Not for the squeemish at all
 ContingentCat: oh noooo
 PharaohBender27: D:
 aitsu100: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 drcthulu: oh no the wax
 TheAinMAP: 
 GlennSeto: Jesus
  SmithKurosaki: oh nooooo
 ClodiumSoride: Ian just beat me to it
 RealGamerCow: fondant is really bad tasting.
 xantos69: Wheeler, try Jolly Rancher Vodka.
 electra310:   
 TheAinMAP:  
 BrowneePointz: fondant is more for structure than taste
 Riiiiiiis: that's chewing tobcco
 PhoenixMelior: I need an adult.
 James_the_Dabbler: 
 TehAmelie: here's some real delicious forbidden candy https://i.imgur.com/paPMjh5.jpg
 DigitalSeahorse: uncooked flour might rise in your throat
 RandomTrivia: So uh... I made the thing as requested, it's suitably not great 
 James_the_Dabbler: !adult
  LRRbot: Sorry, Beej is unavailable.
 Hawkwreak: I nearly choked on a berocca once. That was a stupid first day at work.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait your dentist takes subs?
ekplayscards: oh hey chat
 stippledotter: Bits for Bites?
 InconsiderateHat: Me: "This is making me want cake. ....OH! I still have one packet of mug cake left!" 
 Riiiiiiis: @RandomTrivia uhhhh
CrossXhunteR: it's like leaving your trash in the seat at the movie theater. you're giving reasons for employment
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie The . . . I . . . what?
 Strebenherz: "is fondant just cake skin?"
 AdamYMHMI: @MacbethSeemsSus Through a third party insurance company, basically yeah
 TehAmelie: it's a loaf of glass
 PharaohBender27: @CrossXhunteR Yeah, reasons for employing people who will despise their job
 BrowneePointz: I’ve had a lot of banana based baked goods cuz of a vegan friend
 nishwastaken: 
 James_the_Dabbler: @MacbethSeemsSus I imagine that most dentists take subs, though I can't imagine it comes up on the day to day
 PhoenixMelior: I am worried, chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That doesn't mean they are cooked Wheeler
 terribleplan: A bleached white skeleton?
 PharaohBender27: Thank you, 
 Hawkwreak: Smash cut to screaming from bathroom.
 niccus: https://soundbuttonsworld.com/sound-button/wheeler-souls-louder-1754008542993
 definenull: "The sub-a-thon has been cut short due to a medical emergency" \j
aceviru: o//
  Sarah: Wheeler pls
OVERKiLL!: i eat like 80% of what i cook before it even makes it on the plate 🤣
 SmithKurosaki: I can generally wait, but sometimes there's little sample bits that are better right out of the pan
  Sarah: Sampling definitely happens
aceviru: The let's nope boys didn't rattle the cage. And Wheeler over here just releasing everyone and lightning up firecrackers
OVERKiLL!: presentation is fun tho
OVERKiLL!: small portions LOL
aceviru: "sir, these aren't blueberry stains. these are cavities"
Smythe283: "cooked all the way" as if you could stop me eating the dough
 BrokenGolem: or frying an egg in
YeOldeMark: Gift more subs to ensure we can see the end results of the food poisoning
  Texan_Reverend: Cue an evacuation of players partway through PUBG...
 niccus: the sound sample was, indeed, pristine
 James_the_Dabbler: @niccus Why is this a thing, and why am I not surprised it's a thing
 PharaohBender27: @niccus My goodness
 KeytarCat: Cori causing problems through projects, and Jordynne causing problems by heckling
 GasCityGaming: is PUBG tonight?
 InconsiderateHat: @niccus Woooo got there!
 Oscelot: y'all are making me seriously consider making some blueberry muffins
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Community PUBG Night w/ Serge & James at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (23m from now).
 Hawkwreak: @GasCityGaming After this
  SmithKurosaki: @GasCityGaming In ~20 mins
  Sarah_Serinde: Good one Wheeler 
 drcthulu: uh oh, stinky
 Bearudite: fondentist
 RandomTrivia: The requested video, suitably awful https://i.imgur.com/qbWnG6C.mp4
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Vegan I wish I was able to ship Cameron some Red Curry Tofu or Seitan Andouille burritos an award winning taco place here makes
AtrusOfMyst: David Before Dentist
 GasCityGaming: thank you 
 ElektroTal: wait, are those custom aprons and why don't i have one
 jessicaengle: What are they baking, chat?
CrossXhunteR: i got all 4 wisdow teeth removed last year. it wasnt fun
  Sarah_Serinde: @ElektroTal Angel made them for this
 Peter_Chordash: 
 GasCityGaming: @ElektroTal Angel made them 
 James_the_Dabbler: @RandomTrivia Wow I want this to come out of my brain
 Snowcookies: oh Angel making LRR logo cupcakes?
  Juliamon: Scared 'em straight
 Boon_33: 
LaeliaTBR: the same thing happened with my check engine light today!
 GlennSeto: Also a Canadian
 BrowneePointz: my wisdom teeth are healthy but they’re causing crossbite from crowding
 definenull: its not time to check your lumps yet
 nishwastaken: 
kenny_roberts84: Wheeler needs a EZ bake oven
 epsilon_vee: cupcake viscera
 Simonark: The mustard gas frosting was your choice.
 GlennSeto: Horses in gasmasks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mine were so badly impacted I still have messed up sensation on an entire side of my mouth
 Boon_33: he's got 2-12 minutes
 Riiiiiiis: hasn't wheelers cupcakes been in there for ever?
 trainpants: In Flanders Fields, the cupcakes grow
 UtilityPunk: Raw... raw never changes 
 SquareDotCube: watch for the mustard offgassing
 ContingentCat: wat
 Plasterboard: Take this watch, give it to my son
 ClockTamer: all around me are familiar faces
 schordash: stop  
 DrakoniteDev: I had all four wisdom teeth removed in the same session, without anesthesia... I do not recommend.
 Xerodin: i need to hear more about this woke confederate soldier
 PharaohBender27: "Maybe *I'm* the bad guy"
 Sethalidos: I mean technically...
CrossXhunteR: @DrakoniteDev the sensation is something i will never forget
 Lazarus2511: oh right
 DaSunao: Oh right
 Hawkwreak: @DrakoniteDev That sounds... Like hell. I salute you.
 Diabore: just asking questions
 ContingentCat: oh during all that I was reading Anne rice insteaad
 PharaohBender27: @DrakoniteDev Oh NO
 Hawkwreak:   
 kingandcommoner: I uh, I'm pretty sure that's not a secret
 BrowneePointz: don’t they specifically ask him to draft a strategy to fight the Vulturi cuz of his War experience?
 Xerodin: you got a bottle?
 DigitalSeahorse: the drug store got the amount of pills wrong so I'll have to get the rest tomorrow and make them deliver again
 UtilityPunk: That lid will never be the same again ;-;
CrossXhunteR: are there any unopened soda cans she could use
 radioshackraider: I hate the stupid Confederate Vampire thing so much. So glad they didn't do it in the Interview with the Vampire TV show
 itsaysTRUENO: Mark Twain joined the confederates for a week and then fucked off to nevada. he was about as woke as you could be back then.
 GlennSeto: A glass will do
 MTigress: in a pinch, use a cleaned, empty water bottle
 AdamYMHMI: Just grab one of the heavy board games behind you and use that
 Lazarus2511: 15 min left on the lumps
 ContingentCat: or any number of large heavy rule books could help
 Riiiiiiis: Alex walked by with a large rolling pin before
 Snowcookies: what about Paul?
 UtilityPunk: Good old scotch glass tumbler as a roller?
 drcthulu: Paul is always judging
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 BrowneePointz: Mark Twain wrote Huck Finn. He’d be considered woke as hell NOW @itsaystrueno
 Snowcookies: Paul deserves one for his work Wheeler!
 TheMinionGM: He's just judging you
 ContingentCat: like always, Paul looks on and judged
 Lysander_salamander: 
 AdamYMHMI: Prepare to face the JUDGEMENT OF PAUL
CrossXhunteR: find a soda
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 WavesOfBabies: This is actually your performance review, Wheeler. Paul is judging you.
 Lysander_salamander: 
 ContingentCat: Now we see why cooking ttsfs are so rare
 Uniclonus: Typical food competition deal is you make for the number of judges plus 1 for display
 itsaysTRUENO: bake on stream? the edibles do be hittin
 DigitalSeahorse:    Paul is judging as a hobby for fun right now
 gualdhar: it's ok Ben, our opinion on your intelligence isn't changing
 Sethalidos: I mean...... 
 UtilityPunk:  
 Paranundrox: And that's new?
 definenull: and they also have a test kitchen
 DrakoniteDev: @CrossXhunteR What I remember even more than the "sensation", was that they clearly realized there was an issue, and just held me down instead of stopping to try to fix it. Not that they could do much; turns out I have a very high resistance to anesthesia.
 rhys_enn: yes
 little_lyons: yes
 BrowneePointz: I need to see that new show with Duff and the cool rocker guy from Cake Boss
 MTigress: they usually also have a pre-made on cooking tv shows
 NotCainNorAbel: no
 Earthenone: yes
Scarbble: no
 SnackPak_: nah
 ContingentCat: Nope
 dutchmoose: yes
 SymphonySolstice: no
 Scy_Anide: Nah
 Riiiiiiis: No
 Kentosaurus: not at all
 AdamYMHMI: No
 definenull: it has *changed*
 GhostValv: 
 sarahparagon: oh no, not at all
 dead_delver: no.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 neisan2112: No
 Nickiatori: nope
 Gulleko: nope
 ArloArts: naaaaah
 canahedo: Not one bit
 sporkraptor: I just got here
 drcthulu: no he's still a goof
 tyranidd1: not at all
  Juliamon: Not even a little
 VorlonScout: not even an iota
 Geldaran: noooope.
 Hawkwreak: Naaaah. I always knew wheeler was like this.
 jdr_42: no
 GasCityGaming: not even a little
 AdamYMHMI: Nothing has changed
 PBlackcoat: @Nickiatori Nope
 Morrigan9: no
 CamelAttack: Nope
 terribleplan: No, nota at all.
 Larkonus: Nope.
 macbody2: yes.   certainly.
 Austere_Squire: nah, he's still a good lad
 RandomTrivia: Nope, I already thought he had the intelligence of a kindergardner 
 CodenameBluebird1: negatively no lol.
 PharaohBender27: Not especially
 IanAllenBird: no
 kingandcommoner: The bar was pretty low
 kodalith: Nope
 tezzatipoca: Nope opinion of Wheeler exactly the same
 Oscelot: nope
 OtherEdgeworth: not even slightly
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh negatively? nope
 nishwastaken: Nah, you're great Wheeler
 insanecat6mtg: No
 empyreon: nah
 Manitu_25: nope just solidified
 stippledotter: Naur
 Snowcookies: Nope
 DoodlestheGreat: Nope
 Strebenherz: can't go more negative than zero
 Sethalidos: nope
 medmora: Nope
 Scy_Anide: This is a Let's Try. The constraints are fun/funny
 TehAmelie: not at all
 Earthenone: can we get a poll in chat?
  James_LRR: 4% less respect
 WavesOfBabies: negatively? no
 LilyOfTheVeil666: No
 asddsa28: yeah he more funny then i rember
  Sarah_Serinde: I think this has just reinforced my current opinion
 SnackPak_: Wheeler can do no wrong
yofl: no
 electra310: Definitely
 AdamYMHMI: "Would you recommend Wheeler to a friend?"
 Lobo_Apache: yes
 MalFnord: Nah
 fastlane250: What?
 Simonark: Honestly, you've apparently got better teeth than I expected?
AtrusOfMyst: Fondant was the name of LBJ's taylor
 tehThane: No i think he's just as smart as I thought he was before
ankhomeg: No
XprotoformX: nope, Is This Your Card has impacted my feeling of Wheeler
 Riiiiiiis: that wasn't the question asked!
aceviru: If Angel was a gear head, I'd love to have her as a neighbor. She's well equipped for anything.
OVERKiLL!: i made the mistake of trying to buy a rolling pin during holiday season:face-red-droopy-eyes:
aceviru: Paul is the unofficial judge
OVERKiLL!: had to go to like 4 different stores
aceviru: Yeah. It's different when in front of an audience
OVERKiLL!: 👎🏼
Robert: I like him more
Gear 8888: tiny bit haha
 Morrigan9: can't get lower
 BrowneePointz: I knew from the beginning this would be delightfully chaotic
 accountmadeforants: No, I'm subscribed and have watched the cooking streams
 Plasterboard: If we squareroot the opinion, is it imaginary?
 niccus: i'm definitely not voting for you to be the president after this
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Austere_Squire: i love wheeler's humor
 ghyllnox: I didn't realize he'd do mayo-vanilla shots for money
 DrakoniteDev: *Changed*? No.
 kodalith: Oh NEGATIVELY? Yeah
 ContingentCat: yeah let me use my 300k points lol
 UtilityPunk: Wheeler's a dude who can bake, this probably is a +10 approval
 DoodlestheGreat: Hasn't made it more POSITIVE, either.
 DaSunao: If he was trying to make beans and cornbread like this I'd want his hat and spurs
 macgirl75: 5 stars.  would recommend.
  Juliamon: Hang on, I'll get that poll up in a sec
 MacbethSeemsSus: Reminds me of the Folding Ideas video "don't start a cooking channel"
 koodooman: no not negatively
 tehcrashxor: "He can screw up food just like he can card games!"
afterlanterns: lol
 thatguysteve2709: I will bet all my channel points on no
 DigitalSeahorse: nope, it's still a good opinion that he's hilariously dirty   
 Paranundrox: Would a Yes or No make you feel better
 IanAllenBird: wowowowow
 gsyhiap: Please don't lick your delivery drivers
 GlennSeto: Look, they're very intense.
 spo8n: I believe that wheeler is lickable
 Plasterboard: Clap
 definenull: yay mods!
 RandomTrivia: 
 kingandcommoner: That's why I don't use door dash
 Hawkwreak: Clap for mods.
 OtherEdgeworth: Don't lick other peoples eyes
 Bearudite: I lived through the Horse joke like 6 times the floor is soooooo low
 RockPusher:   
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This is exactly how I expected Wheeler to bake after watching him play Shandalar.
 Sethalidos: of course not I'm not from Florida
 GhostValv: they usually don't like when I lick them in the eye
Scarbble: clap
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat:  mods
 Ciijay: It's unsanitary to lick your Doordash driver
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 RockPusher:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe doordash banned me for licking three drivers
 Oscelot: 
 iarethel0ser: 
 empyreon:   
 ClockTamer: opinion changed, so negatively it buffer overflowed into max positive
 insanecat6mtg:   
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 Lazarus2511:   
 Aarek: Don't lick y our door dash driver without consent!
 Voidhawk42: I am a generous tipper, but that is a bit more than I'm used to
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh *this* is what earns the thanks, joke poles about Wheeler? Noted 
 drcthulu: Wheeler's strat to insult chat to improve how they feel about them, it's a bold move cotton let's see if it plays out
 tezzatipoca:     
 radioshackraider: If your delivery drivers asks you  to lick them, they're not a delivery driver and they're looking for a very different tip
 Hrrisn: wheeler cool in my books
  Sarah_Serinde: *polls
 sephyhallow: Licking DoorDash drivers is how the pandemic really started
 simulacrum_snowman: good one Ian
AtrusOfMyst:    
 Jigokuro: The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell, yet here he is limboing with the devil. (jk I just wanted to use that joke)
yofl: lmao
 resilientspring: Wheeler I'm crying laughing 😂
 macgirl75: @tezzatipoca 🤣🤣🤣
 DaSunao: Jesus christ Wheeler
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 macbody2: @sephyhallow new subgoal unlocked.
 nyc_mtg: we talking about towers?
 sporkraptor: Big Building
 MacbethSeemsSus: No one here calls it Willis Tower
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePointz: Willis I think
 electra310: The Willis Tower
 seanmrwick: yeaaaaaah we don't talk about that name
Scarbble: willis tower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one in Chicago calls it that
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 definenull: thats an unfortunate name
 SquareDotCube: The Anish Kapoor Spite Tower 
 stippledotter: @jigokuro this is incredible poetry
 MacbethSeemsSus: Everyone still calls it the Sears tower
 radioshackraider: They named it after Bruce?
 seanmrwick: @Thefluffiestguineapig as a Chicagoan, I don't call it that
 Earthenone: tow her, i hardly know her
 ContingentCat: I still call it the Sky Dome I'm not changing for them
 Nickiatori: what is the subathon mystery box?
 Vonbane: a gary coleman joke. timely
FurthestChunk: I just stepped away for a bit did something happen for the mods to get thanked
 Plasterboard: What did they rename in SF?
 UtilityPunk: I guess sometimes people type too quickly and it's the Willi Tower
AtrusOfMyst: Nakatomi Plaza
 BrowneePointz: everyone STILL calls it Sears tower lol
FurthestChunk: Also what opinion is supposed to be changing
  Juliamon: FurthestChunk Set up a poll
 LithelyUnshod: @ContingentCat Damn straight
 GhostValv: Waiting for Deez
 DigitalSeahorse: Willis and Won'tus
 Aarek: its like when they changed the name of the stadium in Denver, everyone just still calls it Mile High Stadium
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @seanmrwick Yeah, it continues to be the Sears Tower to all my relatives from that area
 GlennSeto: Willis tower.... so Nakatomi Plaza?
 sephyhallow: Alex Winter and Keanu Reaves are doing Waiting for Godot!
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 Lazarus2511: @ContingentCat Skydome! Skydome! Skydome!
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  Juliamon: "has your opinion on Wheeler changed from this stream"
CrossXhunteR: staples center, not crypto dot com arena
 seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz it's like calling Kamisky park Guaranteed Rate field"
 Milleg2: yah it's still sears tower
FurthestChunk: @Juliamon So what is the poll about
 seanmrwick: @Thefluffiestguineapig @Thefluffiestguineapig me too
 Jillexie: Skydome is still the Skydome
  Juliamon: FurthestChunk See last message
 PhoenixMelior: Rip the bay (good riddance)
 RealGamerCow: I have a cup from the one game that CMGI Field existed.
 Oscelot: idk why subathon mystery box is an option but I voted for that because it's a mystery lol
 PBlackcoat: @sephyhallow wait, what?
 DigitalSeahorse: they have a pool?
 Snowcookies: I hate tnaming of buildings after brand/sponsors, it's so uncreative
  ani_laurel: yay! more housing
  Juliamon: Oscelot I always include a points dump
 VinylMinty: !upnext
 Oscelot: @Juliamon Ahhhh lol
 PharaohBender27: Yeah mystery box is polling pretty well
 TehAmelie: @Snowcookies see also: "vantablack"
 ContingentCat: um
 TruPhantomAngel: @AtrusOfMyst Its funny you mention that, with me being from SoCal and knowing what that place actually is. lol
 DigitalSeahorse: oh wait the fountain?
 SquareDotCube: the condos will be built in the condo, they're very small/vertical condos
 NinePointFive: I'm back, what did I miss?
 seanmrwick: I will still call the White Sox baseball field Kamisky or "The Cell" for US Cellular field because that's the name I grew up saying
 SquareDotCube: *in the pool
 sephyhallow: @PBlackcoat https://godotbroadway.com/  ON BROADWAY BABY!
 DigitalSeahorse: I call it a fountain
 itsaysTRUENO: @Snowcookies ill raise you "Climate Pledge Arena" in seattle
 Simonark: The clock is now such that the first stream in the morning has to come in for exactly one minute.
 PhoenixMelior: I do have a lot of points now
 Lazarus2511: 9
 Earthenone: bout 5 minutes
 PhoenixMelior: 9
 nyc_mtg: tell em to bring out the slopster
 definenull: about 9 more
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I forgot to vote
 PharaohBender27: And the results are in!
 DigitalSeahorse: I would have voted No also
  Sarah_Serinde: I thought he said 20 minutes at teh time
 stippledotter: Aur naur
 Hawkwreak: I just dropped so many points into the box.
 sephyhallow: @PBlackcoat I'm so glad SOMEONE noticed
 SnackPak_: 
 NinePointFive: 
 Desruprot: oh Baking, all about the right formula for the best dough
 BrowneePointz: speaking of bad corporate stuff. did yall see the footage of the garbage AI upscaled and “fixed” Wizard of Oz The Vegas Sphere is gonna show?
 IanAllenBird: that's more than viewers
 DigitalSeahorse:  half!
 PhoenixMelior: 42% was mystery box
 Strebenherz: about 50 of the no were me trying to make it 69
  Juliamon: The Subathon Mystery Box got 42%
 dutchmoose: 50000000 elvis fans can't be wrong
CrossXhunteR: congrats wheeler
 notpsion: after wheeler's tweet about sol ring vs black lotus, my opinion could never change
 ContingentCat: there was a third secret option
 IanAllenBird: now 42% was subathon mystery box
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler was MARRIED?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a mystery box option
  Juliamon: and Yes got 3%
 Sethalidos: there were more votes than viewers
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 terribleplan: It was more than yes or no. It was 3% yes.
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, you're not married?  in sims?
 xantos69: Yea, hang on... Wheeler isn't married anymore?
 Hawkwreak: In fairness, 3% got yes. The rest of the points went into the forever box.
 Lobo_Apache: I found out TODAY that wheeler was exmarried
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Riiiiiiis: i like that 110% voted
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler dying to the first boss in Lost Kingdoms sealed the deal for me
 ContingentCat: because eff binaries 
 RubyRiches: Team nooo!
 stippledotter: What if the opinion is unchanged because it was already high from your willingness to try new things?
 Sethalidos: mystery is chainsaw
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mystery box is "let's lose some points"
 sporkraptor: I don't understand anything
 itsaysTRUENO: True!
 sporkraptor: I just don't freak out about it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 thatguysteve2709: The sack always drops
 ContingentCat: wat
  Sarah_Serinde: they what
 PhoenixMelior: Hey wheeler can you tell us a joke
 itsaysTRUENO: LOL
CrossXhunteR: what a whip pan
 TehAmelie: buying votes cost only 50 points :3
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ContingentCat: awwwww
 PharaohBender27: 
 ElektroTal: let me tell you, this makes it hard to schedule podcasts with wheeler, lol
Abaddon2501: Just makes me wish this was a show. This is hilarious
Abaddon2501: I love it
Paul Dee: Willis Tower
 BrowneePointz: that gave me whiplash
 MrsLlante: !subathon
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 Peter_Chordash: I spent a lot of points on that poll
 ElektroTal: "What are you doing thursday" "dead silence"
 ContingentCat:  well I can see why Lesbians are pretty great
 Mollylele: she's biphasic, she sleeps twice a day
 Oscelot: *pouts in bisexual* =P
 Hawkwreak: @Peter_Chordash I spent about 10k and put them in the mystery box.
 PhoenixMelior: As a bisexual, im not sure if tneyre joking
 Lazarus2511: @ElektroTal   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As an autistic non-binary pansexual person people HATE talking to me about so many things
 Oscelot: @PhoenixMelior they are
  Sarah_Serinde: Jordynne is joking
 ContingentCat: oh god not the discourse again
 RubyRiches: Wow such erasure much jordynne needs that self love!
 Nickiatori: Benjamin Wheeler Controvery
 PhoenixMelior: Ok good
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrsLlante: Have I missed Jordynne and Kathleens 'Date Everything' session???
 BrowneePointz: I mean folks think I’m gay cuz I lean closer to same sex attraction on my bi spectrum as well. it gets tiring
 Peter_Chordash: @Hawkwreak Hahaha, nice!
 definenull:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I make people so uncomfortable on so many levels
 AutonomousTurtle: "kink good, bi girls' boyfriends bad, send tweet"
 definenull: wait missed a dot
 ContingentCat: @MrsLlante yeah it was earlier, it was really good
 DigitalSeahorse:    4 atomic minutes
 itsaysTRUENO: "5000 alts" was my 100 gecs cover band in highschool
 Hawkwreak: @MrsLlante Yes, But do not worry. The vods will happen eventually.
 neisan2112: @MrsLlante Yeah it was early today
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 ContingentCat: one for Elijah
 GhostValv:   
 MrsLlante: Thanks, was sleeping over here in Aus 
 Oscelot: @BrowneePointz people think I'm straight for the same reason. It's just that girls are terrifyingly pretty! 
 RubyRiches: @thefluffiestguineapig eek-& their loss imo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrsLlante Yes, it was earlier today but they confirmed they will likely be doing bonus streams to get more of the game done
 PhoenixMelior: @autonomousturtle my boyfriend is pan, is that okay?
 Boon_33:  
 terribleplan:   
FurthestChunk: Could be worse we could be up to gender neutral dude discourse
 definenull: 5 more minutes for the lumps
 sephyhallow: "People think I'm a lesbian"   Is that because you're bi but have sensibly learned to avoid men?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh did they? I don't remember hearing that
 PhoenixMelior: This segment has been a beautiful disaster
 AutonomousTurtle: @PhoenixMelior as long as he will rip a sick pipes solo during the parade, he's good
 WavesOfBabies: Wheeler on his alt account, stirring up shit: "I don't think Ace people should be allowed at Pride."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RubyRiches  Thanks friend, this is why I love LRR chat, neurospiciness is great plus we are all the best
 seanmrwick: I was going to say......Paaaaaaaaaul.....help!
 TheAinMAP: 
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler briefly turned into a gold prospector
 gualdhar: it's been 100 minutes already? that goes by fast
 RubyRiches: @wavesofbabies wooooow....
 PhoenixMelior: @autonomousturtle oh yeah were good then
 samwiser_: wheeler has now licked 1/8 of the set
 sephyhallow: @WavesOfBabies "Cops for sure belong at Pride"
 BrowneePointz: I think Jordynne only made an offhand comment about WANTING to do more but that was it @thefluffiestguineapig
 itsaysTRUENO: finally a network for men
 terribleplan: SyFy, for some reason
 DigitalSeahorse:  lick them fingies
 Oscelot: @samwiser_ Forget the James Turner Lickability Scale...
 NinePointFive: UwU?
 TehAmelie: this is MTV, and here's REM with "Everybody hurts"
 letsbelgo: How funny would it be if the cupcakes just fell onto the floor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Both Kathleen and Jordynne made those comments
 RubyRiches: @thefluffiestguineapig you're welcome!
 Oscelot: rofl nice
 tezzatipoca:  
  Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz Yeah she said she was tempted to start home streaming again in order to play this game. I don't recall hearing any specific plans to do more on LRR
 Lord_Hosk: The Arrow is too small Disqualified
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 UtilityPunk: Angel produces works of art... Wheeler also does, but different art
 adept_nekomancer: Loading Ready Muffin
 Lazarus2511:   
 DigitalSeahorse: wooooo pandering to the audience!   
 NinePointFive: Now make a croquembouche
 PhoenixMelior: I love this
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 definenull: all jokes aside, this was extremely fun
 RandomTrivia: I'm on board for the next annual Great LRR Bake Off
 tezzatipoca: aaaaannual???
 Riiiiiiis: @Lord_Hosk And not uneven enough
 Desruprot: annual?
 TheAinMAP:   
 ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun i volunteer to come for the next oen
 RandomTrivia: This was a joy to watch
 Lysander_salamander: monthly?
 PBlackcoat: @ElektroTal you just want to juddge
 sporkraptor: preseeeent--MUFFINS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a unified scorecard?
  Texan_Reverend: Certainly the first Great LRR Bake Off.
 ElektroTal: @PBlackcoat always
 Desruprot: we will see the judges in 2 hours? oh wait i heard you wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds amazing
 stippledotter: Bring us the princesstorte content
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Micalovits: GLRReat anual bake off!
 RandomTrivia: The clipboard 
 sephyhallow: Cori hated it so much she left
 ElektroTal: how soggy is the bottom
 samwiser_: test this crumb!
 RockPusher:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori 
 Boon_33: indubitably
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Getting a clipboard
 GhostValv: a bit rough and ready~
 itsaysTRUENO: and what breed is this cupcake?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 BersonCorps: But how is the crumb?
 DigitalSeahorse:      
 UtilityPunk: These are not full service cupcakes smh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bad witch cackle activated
XprotoformX: now to lick the table
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lord_Hosk: The time has expired and yet the icing is continuing?
  Juliamon: You are also not obliged to eat the fondant
 TheAinMAP: 
 PhoenixMelior: Allez cuisine
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 stippledotter: When it's called fondant but nobody is fond
 Desruprot: nice out of focus cupcake
 iris_of_ether:  
 NinePointFive: @stippledotter Mood
XprotoformX: Can't Hold Cupcakes Club
 ContingentCat: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 iris_of_ether: Enjoy your blue teeth
 itsaysTRUENO: a cupcake needs good mouth-feel
 Desruprot: 
 SymphonySolstice: nom
 Boon_33:  or 
 Artificer_Evan: Check your cupcakes in the oven  my time has gone off
 Plasterboard: We need an Iron Chef "old biddie" to add some snark and sharp commentary.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hmmm yes I agree
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpunkyFriendlyOcelotFunRun-bP5_SbA6kSZI-AS1
 TehAmelie: now who can argue with that
 itsaysTRUENO: uncooked woooow
 Artificer_Evan: timer
 NinePointFive: Fondant... More like "fondon't"
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TruPhantomAngel: I love how Angel went the extra mile to make the LRR symbol.
 RockPusher: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 stippledotter:   
 innerbeard: very blue tongue
 gualdhar: after watching this, I don't feel as bad about my own baking
 definenull: uh oh cori's tongue might be turning blue
 Micalovits: That was... So much blue
 tezzatipoca: noms
 Earthenone: no food wars reactions i see
 PhoenixMelior: Its.
 RubyRiches: Blue tongue is best times
 Austere_Squire: Jordynne was stoic in the face of CRIME on desertbus, so...
  Sarah: Wow so much work
Kyle Moran: mrmgmfffffmmmrfm
 definenull: uh oh
 WavesOfBabies: Wheeler: it's been 25 minutes for whatever thing you wanted us to remind you for
 DrakoniteDev:  
 IanAllenBird: oh
 SymphonySolstice: srs bsns
 MacbethSeemsSus: Concerning
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft Alex what
 DrakoniteDev: 
 neisan2112: Oh good
 definenull: omg alex yes
  Sarah_Serinde: Well, the judges did all get to set their own criteria
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne drank her entire crime shake on DB
 PBlackcoat: alex, I love you.
 neisan2112: Alex has brought tool
 RockPusher:   
 Desruprot: the science cupcake
 samwiser_: test how many calories are in it!
 definenull: I thought that was a geiger counter for a sec
 adept_nekomancer: Muffin calipers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Calipers!!!
 Nigouki: was half expecting guillotine to appear as measuring tool
 Veggiekeks: and wheeler thought this wasnt science....
 Critterbot: We are witnessing some very thorough judging here folks. 
 TehAmelie: cupcalipers!
 sephyhallow: At which point is Alex going to set it on fire?
 Earthenone: bristol scale cupcakes
voren_chalco: Breakout the cupcake calipers
 DigitalSeahorse:    extra official regulation cupcakes judging!
 foopoiuyt: Flat thing may be done
XprotoformX: volume
 trainpants: uh oh the guessometers are out
 Lazarus2511: lumps done!
 definenull: oh you're 1 minute over
  Texan_Reverend: This is what happens when everyone can set their own parameters.
 Artificer_Evan: it went off
 Plasterboard: ah... consistency of production. Nice
 PhoenixMelior: Lump is now
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher:    
 tezzatipoca: do the cupcakes need leeches
7gorobei: displacement test?
 itsaysTRUENO: the cupcakes must meet the strict standards for the armaments they will be fired out of
 RubyRiches: Alex has chosen to be precise & consistent!
 GasCityGaming: pull the lump!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: NGL, I expected that to be a dewar of LN2.
 DigitalSeahorse:   the calipers
  Sarah_Serinde: @Texan_Reverend Comedy, yes 
 PhoenixMelior: Sure
 Micalovits: No
 BrowneePointz: Alex never fails to make me laugh. also loving the short hair look! 
 Deyna_Taggerung: Which ISO standard is this?
 UtilityPunk: I wanna be a cupcake QA technician too
 TehAmelie: is the oven on?
 SymphonySolstice: ok
 ContingentCat: ok
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I have had this on in the background for a while.  first time I’ve taken a good look at the screen, and I just noticed Alex cut his hair!  looks good!
 GasCityGaming: your 2 minute timer will go off at 5:58
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the oven on?
 WavesOfBabies: ok
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 tezzatipoca: weight. temperature.
 PhoenixMelior: Gib paul cupcake
goatprince: can wheeler get a 34 minute timer, chat?
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHHA
 Artificer_Evan: ugh, again ? no, no timer for you
 sarahparagon: lmao
 A_Dub888: 2 minute timer
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ironically the LRR magic judges aren't part of this
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Texan_Reverend: Well, my spouse is an archer, so...
 Desruprot:   
 Blasteg: uh why is Alex jusging with a meter...
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Boon_33: continuity test
 PhoenixMelior: Why not
  Sarah_Serinde: Because Alex
 tezzatipoca: geiger counter   
 UtilityPunk: To the cupcake: STOP RESISTING
 GasCityGaming: Also, when did Alex get a haircut? I like it! 
 sephyhallow: Geiger counter time?
 neisan2112: I love you Alex LOLOL
 Bearudite: fondents and fondonts
 SnackPak_: the multimeter is a nice touch
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 tezzatipoca: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plumb bob
 Riiiiiiis: good conductivity = MOIST
 BrowneePointz: a local bbq place here makes a Limoncello Marscarpone cake and it’s to DIE for
 RandomTrivia: Continuity testing on cupcakes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: or conductivity testing?
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 adept_nekomancer: Test the electrical conductivity.
 DigitalSeahorse: oh he's conducting volts
7gorobei: ph balance?
XprotoformX: what's a good reading on a cupcake?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Surface conductivity is an important measurement to determine if the cupcake is stressed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Moh's hardness testing?
 RubyRiches: @browneepointz ooo...
 Desruprot: does it have a pulse?
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 GasCityGaming: 2 minute timer is up!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to this?
 DigitalSeahorse:     now's the rads!
 ContingentCat:  2 min timer
 sephyhallow: Yes, that was a voltometer, THIS is a geiger counter
 MacbethSeemsSus: @XprotoformX 22 ohms
 SymphonySolstice: TWO MINUTES 
voren_chalco: You might be able to get a reading, if you put enough lemon in there.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 Lazarus2511: Lumps done!
 RubyRiches: Hello raiders
 Boon_33:  
 gualdhar: I'm sorry is that a geiger counter?
 WavesOfBabies: Two minutes
 tezzatipoca: Is it meloncholy or coleric?
 Nickiatori: Lump time
 GasCityGaming:   
 Bearudite: why does this need a geiger counter
 sephyhallow: @gualdhar Yes
 DigitalSeahorse:  Alex, never change!
 Boon_33:    
 itsaysTRUENO: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 definenull: was it bananas or blueberries that are mildly radioactive
 NinePointFive: Dairypocalypse
  Sarah_Serinde: 
goatprince: you need more white, there's more of us than that
 PBlackcoat: bananas
 Strebenherz: always geiger your pastries
 RubyRiches: @gualdhar it's Alex, of course there's a geiger counter 
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: @definenull All organic material is, but bananas are more than most fruit due to being rich in potassium.
 A_Dub888: LoadingReadyrun's only three years old  ?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Hawkwreak: @A_Dub888 The subathon is!
 radioshackraider: I feel like there has to be some cannibalism going on in the moonbase RN.
 itsaysTRUENO:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: Importantly, where do they fall on the Mohs scale
 Nickiatori: Wheeler check the lump
 WavesOfBabies: THREE MINUTES
 Riiiiiiis: mic 5
 Hawkwreak: @A_Dub888 Just saw your damn sub thing.. Ignore me.
 Boon_33: Ben would cook in his hands
 definenull: I appreciate the commitment to the bit, alex
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler check the lump
 Sethalidos: what is Alex doing?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @MacbethSeemsSus Hardness testers are expensive.
 RandomTrivia: If you find a lump, check it out, Chat
 Micalovits: @PhoenixMelior Science
 Mazrae: @Sethalidos Judging
 PBlackcoat: @Sethalidos alex things.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Unless you rely on just scratch tests.
 Singenmeister: @Strebenherz I distinctly remember my high school science teacher letting us test a variety of everyday items for radiation. It was a fun day.
  Sarah_Serinde: Alex is having fun
 DigitalSeahorse: he's mesuring rads    
 RubyRiches: @radioshackraider long pork time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everything is radioactive
 atinyspacemarine: We got a roetgen count yet?
 WavesOfBabies: Even Imagine Dragons
 RockPusher:   
 adept_nekomancer: I wonder if Alex will test their tensile strength or malleability.
 RandomTrivia: OMG Jordynne
 SnackPak_: I'm waking up!
 DigitalSeahorse: everything except lead mostly
 A_Dub888: @Hawkwreak Wheeler loses a few points for lacking specificity in the blueberry years
 CaptainSpam: In fact, only bananas.  Bananas are the only thing that are radioactive.
 GlennSeto: Wow, Alex is almost as diligent as EU officials.
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 Boon_33: that's a statistical anomaly from 1 elephants foot!
 Sethalidos: Is that a dissimeter?
 Sethalidos: *dossimeter
 PhoenixMelior: Lol
 TruPhantomAngel: It would be a bit funny if the radioactivity of one of the cupcakes turns out to power a small city.
 BrowneePointz: Pinch the bottom of the cupcake off, put it on top, and eat it like a sandwich
 avi_miller: I appreciate Alex's Geiger Counter
  Sarah_Serinde: @A_Dub888 It's the 3 year anniversary of the subathon, which was the theme. Wheeler has the correct number of blueberries on top
 Plasterboard: Note for next time: mini-cupcake shooters (to appease *certain* judges)
  Sarah: Alex checking for consistency
nevethangiel: Alex checking electrical charge
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 Hawkwreak: @Sethalidos Basically. Geiger counter.
  Juliamon: 7/10 too much blueberry
 fastlane250: TUBE MANY BLOOBS
 fastlane250: whoops
 ContingentCat:  5 minute timer!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh he'd doing boyancy too
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alex will now scry the cupcakes
 fastlane250: sorry about caps
 Rootpotato: alex
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 Desruprot: uh
 Orestes290: A witch!!!!
 definenull: oop
 Rootpotato: alex no
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 adept_nekomancer: Buoyancy testing?
 Milleg2: ruined
 Lazarus2511: why!
 GlennSeto: Ah, the Elephant's Foot ... the spiciest cupcake of them all.
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Plasterboard Why "mini"? Just stuff them into potato cannons and shoot them from the roof.
 DaSunao: That phrase instantly brought back hot and cold beef taps to my mind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 RubyRiches: @truphantomangel sounds like the genesis of a Qerpline joke
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Kentosaurus: porosity
 RandomTrivia: I love Alex's ability to fully commit to the bit
 MacbethSeemsSus: It slowly floating is REALLY funny
 sephyhallow: True Alex lore: he takes that geiger counter to thrift stores to look for uranium glass
 Riiiiiiis: that's just sad 
 definenull: that might have crossed the line D:
 bladed_shadow: suevied cupcake?
 TruPhantomAngel: I feel like Angel just died a little inside seeing the cupcake get dumped in water.
 adept_nekomancer: Poor cupcake.  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They said "judging" they didn't say on what criteria
 tezzatipoca: rooned 
 Singenmeister: S C I E N C E
 Deyna_Taggerung: Is somebody doing SCIENCE in here?!
 PhoenixMelior: Lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NotCainNorAbel: moist
 SymphonySolstice: moist
 RealGamerCow: how spongy is the sponge?
 GlennSeto: Look, if I owned a dosimeter...
coachNelly: just got here who wonned?
 SymphonySolstice: in a nut?
 PBlackcoat: M O I S T
 PhoenixMelior: We will never know nelly
  Sarah_Serinde: TBD
 DaSunao: @GlennSeto Like, the tiny belt ones?
  Texan_Reverend: @coachNelly Judging is currently happening.
 Desruprot: good ol internet dot com
 Micalovits: @coachNelly Still need the final Alex Measurements
 Boon_33: he's choking on fondant!
 RandomTrivia: And do you believe every recipe you read on the internet? 
 ContingentCat: @coachNelly the judging is still going
trilemma85: ChefGPT?
 PBlackcoat: @coachNelly results aren't in
 DigitalSeahorse:  in a nut
 tezzatipoca: quora
 Strebenherz: ALEX
 NotCainNorAbel: first!  oh my
 Milleg2: ruined
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: That cupcake melted
XprotoformX: you wouldn't download a cupcake would you?
 SymphonySolstice: no bueno
 Kentosaurus: gotta monetize
 accountmadeforants: Alright, I take my "No" vote from the earlier poll 
 TehAmelie: that one sank, so it's innocent?
 ElektroTal: that bottom is definitely soggy
 superdude097: Pirated cupcakes!
 Boon_33: pirate cupcakes
 Nickiatori: Is Cori the Beaker to Alexes Honeydew?
 DigitalSeahorse: berry heavy
 NinePointFive: Chef Google can lead to Doctor Google if you're not careful
 HeavyMetalFlorist: the soggiest bottom
 Hawkwreak: That cupcake.... isnt a witch?
 AranMathai: I vaguely remember this now >_>
 Boon_33: smash the cupcake state
coachNelly: lol
 Austere_Squire: wheeler...
 DaSunao: Putting it in water shields some of the radiation
 sephyhallow: Wheeler fully paying attention here
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TruPhantomAngel: Ben's cupcake it too heavy, this may affect the results.
 polygonalpizza: Please never eat vegans
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's upsetting 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nickiatori I think Ian might be Beaker in this instance, and that Ian and Alex alternate who is Beaker and who is Honeydew depending on the circumstance
 A_Dub888: @Hawkwreak is it lighter than a duck?
 Blasteg: Alex playing with food?
 tezzatipoca: @polygonalpizza unless you ask nicely first
 NotCainNorAbel: double moist
 ArdCollider: should I come back later?
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, this is a cupcake wars recipe. One of my Mom's friends won that.
 GlennSeto: Watery mouth feel... that's a few points off.
 DigitalSeahorse:    Alex wins for making me laugh
 TruPhantomAngel: Just so you know, it was not who Angel mentioned. lol
 DrakoniteDev: I'm not vegan, but it is the easyist way to find truly lactose free food
 sephyhallow: @Blasteg He's judging with SCIENCE
coachNelly: thats not fair those circles were born that way
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PhoenixMelior:  
 definenull: JORDYNNE
 Desruprot:  
 itsaysTRUENO: wait i said mouth feel as a joke lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: "exceptional mouth feel"
 CodenameBluebird1: JORDYNNE
 neisan2112: 
 schordash: GORL 
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 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 IanAllenBird: : oooo
 SnackPak_: 
  Sarah_Serinde: bahaha
 Kentosaurus: rigged
 drcthulu: zing
 Snowcookies: lmao!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 empyreon: OMEGALUL
 PhoenixMelior:   
 Oscelot: roflmao XD
 RandomTrivia: 
 WavesOfBabies: GOT EM
 Milleg2: fair
 neisan2112: HELL YEAH
 nishwastaken: 
 definenull: appreciate the unbiased judging on that
 schordash: 
 ElektroTal: i feel like this was slanted
 iris_of_ether: 
 Too_Many_Knives: 
 TruPhantomAngel: hahaha yes...YES!
 Strebenherz: discrimination
 Jillexie: El oh el
 MacbethSeemsSus: Objective, can't argue with that
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Flyingdelorion: LOL
trilemma85: Not rigged at all.
 ghyllnox: 
 adept_nekomancer: lol... fair judging
 ContingentCat: Very objective Jordynn
 A_Dub888: Get wrecked Wheels
 TruPhantomAngel: Get wrecked Wheeler! lol
 TheAinMAP: 
voren_chalco: Rigged from the very beginning!
 sarahparagon: completely fair judging, nothing to argue with there
trilemma85: It was on the rubric.
 tezzatipoca: 4th category BEING ANGEL
 RandomTrivia: 
 RainyMint:  󠀀
 IanAllenBird: okijuiokjui
 NinePointFive: Loooool
 fastlane250: this sounds like my performance review at work
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 Oscelot: \o/
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 Boon_33:  
Flyingdelorion: bye
 Plasterboard: hot diggity, movie night
 JessieImproved: I'm just happy this will still be going when I wake up.  Good night everyone!
 Lazarus2511: awww no spatula for cori
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I have almost finished my current crafting project, to have fewer distractions from the craft-along (and a cleaner desk).
 Sethalidos: is brain was perfectly smooth
  SmithKurosaki: !advice
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 WavesOfBabies: "her brain was completely smooth"
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 korvys: Time for Brenden Greene's Fight Ravine
 DigitalSeahorse:  that was so fun
 OtherEdgeworth: How are we going to top "her brain was completely smooth" for PDMN?
 nishwastaken: Hope you rest well Jessie!
 RandomTrivia: Chat, I put Wheeler's requested cursed video into the Discord for your enjoyment/horror/perusal/other
 PBlackcoat: now i want cupcakes chat
 Boon_33: The lump should get it's own cooking show
 A_Dub888: @JessieImproved Good night, good sleeps
 Singenmeister: Player Unknown’s Gentleman is the Downton Abbey spinoff I didn’t know I needed.
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 dannycabby: Yay we're still going!
 ContingentCat: from the vast variety of public domain things we watch for Brave New Faves I'm really intrigued about the movie
 neisan2112: Damn the movie night is later than previously, I'm gonna be too sleepy
 DigitalSeahorse: I'll be making more clips later when I can have time to edit them
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nom
 Lazarus2511: omnomnom
 terribleplan: So glad I was able to get my windows install updated and working in time for the hundred mang lootie shootie
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: guess I should grab a snack
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler isnt even helping with the clean up smh
 spicemelonge: when does the cap come into effect? tomorrow or Sat
 DigitalSeahorse: and go wee
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lazarus2511 If I was drinking along with Heroes of Barcadia, I'd better make along with maker day. I should have had cake for the end though, big L there.
 VinylMinty: pubg time?
  Sarah_Serinde: @spicemelonge Saturday
 A_Dub888: @itsaysTRUENO dock a few more points
 Lazarus2511: @IaCthulhuFthagn 
 LordChrusher: 8 pm Saturday Moonbase time
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Fnifal Fnatsaty!
OVERKiLL!: " Water can't occupy the same space as 'Moist' "
Paul Dee: how about thanking Alex
 SmithKurosaki: @OVERKiLL! That may or may not be an output for a command now :p
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Cake for PUBG doesn't seem like that poor of a decision either, to be fair.
 TheSfid:    
  Sarah_Serinde: @VinylMinty PUBG time
  Sarah_Serinde: After the break
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ugh, the wildfire smoke's gotten worse outside.....
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 Redbassist: Ah
 A_Dub888: LUMP
 RealGamerCow: It's Lump!
   LoadingReadyRun: oh hay
 trainpants: wow good lump
 VinylMinty: @Sarah_Serinde Ooh ok i havent played pubg since 2018 XD
 Hawkwreak: Tasty Lump
 SymphonySolstice: lump! lump! lump!
CustardIsMassive: Lump 
 tyranidd1: what a good lump
 gualdhar: mic 5
 IanAllenBird: oh hot mic
 PhoenixMelior: Lump
 SymphonySolstice: hot mic
 Kentosaurus: hot mic
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mic's hot
 Noy2222: Time to Pub some Gs
 Redbassist: She's Lump
 IanAllenBird: serge!
 WavesOfBabies: LOUD
 SymphonySolstice: break music still going serge
 chrono2x: the mic is loud
 TehAmelie: ahoy!
  SmithKurosaki: Serge!
 ContingentCat: Hi Sertge
 PhoenixMelior: Oh that's not James
  Sarah_Serinde: Wow that's way louder than the rest of the stream
 Too_Many_Knives: Very ON
 Lord_Hosk: Is the Camera Hot?
 nishwastaken: Hii Serge 
 gualdhar: mime
 defaultedusername: Ahoyhoy Serge
 Hawkwreak: Hey Serge!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, suddenly loud
 Lazarus2511: hi serge!
 Lobo_Apache: SErge! Welcome back from Vacation!
 MrSarkhan:  
 Nigouki: Serge got reimported?
 Aarek:   
 lamina5432: evening
 James_the_Dabbler: well hello
 shendaras: 
 Jigokuro: Everything is fine actually.
 LittleNekorin: Hi Serge!
  Juliamon: Probably due to it being a more direct mic
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 freshmaker__: great point Serge. Mic being hot is important.
 atinyspacemarine: eyoooo
 JessieImproved: sounds good to me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, I just need to remember to turn down when transitioning back to studio A
 Mollylele: don't gaslight us dude, last person to use that mic was kathleen?
 IanAllenBird: noooo
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Getter404: Here comes the boy
 kumatsu: RIP Nelly
 Dalrint: Hi serge! 
 NotCainNorAbel: again?
 MrSarkhan: F
 electra310: RIP Nelly
 nishwastaken: oh noo Nelly :<
SeismicLawns: Serge really tapping into his late morning dj voice
 korvys: Definitely some kind of music, though
goatprince: hotboy!
 the_phantom_game_player: rip
 VinylMinty: welp i gotta do trianing
 A_Dub888: and he was going to play PUBG for the first time
 couchboyj: Usually that happens after the game starts
 Aarek: James hot like the mic
 Lord_Hosk: James SUPER loud
 zefinderus: dang loud boys
 Getter404: Oh, it's the same "AI-powered" Kpop group from the SF6 collab
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: you're good
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's a bit loud
 rxpalindrome: seems fine
 Hawkwreak: James is a touch loud.
 GasCityGaming: mic is loud
 NotCainNorAbel: seems fine
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Hawkwreak: Perf.
 tidehollowcat: I am launching pubg for the first time right now.
 MaddogM: loud by LRR standards (which tends to run quiet)
 Lord_Hosk: James better
  Sarah_Serinde: Music?
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: @tidehollowcat you have to do the tutorial before they'll let you play FYI all
 definenull: there's music?
  SmithKurosaki: Heck ye
 gualdhar: so bassy so sexy
 Hawkwreak: @tidehollowcat First time for me in *Years* Basically since it first came out
 MrSarkhan: there's music?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Music?
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I had 60 hours before that update and they still made me do it 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James is better
frank_the_great: Yager Tones sounds like a Ska band
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly is very quiet
 Lord_Hosk: trhere is music
fasticus: smooth
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: talks nice for a dead guy
  Texan_Reverend: James is quieter, but still peaking a bit. That's on his end, though.
 SymphonySolstice: nelly is fine, james is peaking a bit
 freshmaker__: Can't wait to jump in and play some 200 ping pubg. 😎
 ContingentCat: How's being a ghost Nelly?
fasticus: jank on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, we are here to figure it out
 Dalrint: I still don't hear any music?
 MaddogM: change coasts?
 coachNelly: 0 no did my sim die?????
 nishwastaken:   
 Noy2222: Most watched PUBG:BG stream on Twitch
 rxpalindrome: i'm in
 ContingentCat: @coachNelly no because James said you're dead
 darkcyril: You take that back, Serge
 GasCityGaming: took me about 15-20 to download and install
 sheqesi: So retro
 Diabore: serge please, pubg is only 8 years ago, dont do me like that
 Dalrint: Okay there it is.
 VinylMinty: i gotta do the training first
 James_the_Dabbler: is pubg free
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: gonna try and simuladrop you as a solo player, let's see how that goes 
 drrek0: It has been so long since I've played pubg. look forward to getting destroyed
 Boon_33: PUBG is free, buy 40gb
 freshmaker__: I was a clever lad and DLed last night.
 Hawkwreak: @James_the_Dabbler It is for now I think?
 orrie104: 10000 PUBG!  PUBG!  PUBG!  Returning to the Good Ol' days of 2017...
 TheDevil_Risen: wow i paid for that stupid game
 Spades_Slicc: Is pubg worth the disc space?
 TheDevil_Risen: rood
 toady0s: is it mac compatible 
 VinylMinty: last time i played this was in 2018
 James_the_Dabbler: Getting Coffee right now, but might join in later
 VinylMinty: 
frank_the_great: Let's say you don't pay with money
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Indeed, 40GB *is* a lot of bits.
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1
  Texan_Reverend: 40gb? Destiny players chuckling right now.
 thcstalker: man 2017..I wasnt playing magic again back then I had more money in my pocket.
 Diabore: 20 minutes
SeismicLawns: that is 20 minutes
Vex Aris: hi surge!
  Juliamon: Prime vs paid
 Diabore: 5 dollars equals 1 minute
 GasCityGaming: need the sequivalent of about 2100 more subs
 LPS_97: Hey, COD is now like 400gb so they need to step up
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 LordZarano: @toady0s Nope, and they haven't enabled the Linux support for their anticheat either
 Diabore: now go dodge more bullets
 chrono2x: hacking the matrix
 LPS_97: WASD
 trilemma85: Don't worry, Paul is working on currency conversion for regional subs.
 Boon_33: frying pan helps
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I recommend running around in the open in bright colors
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 itsaysTRUENO: @LPS_97 they do that so you are afraid to delete it. so people keep playing.
 MrSarkhan: 
 tyranidd1: dodge and weave 
 electra310: I tried to get PubG, but Steam is completely uninterested in moving beyond 0% downloaded
 wedge_x: try to not be where the bullets are
 Noy2222: Is this Fall Guys?
 GasCityGaming: Battlefield 6 beta needs about 75GB at launch (probably a download after that i'm guessing)
 l00n33y: Man I am so bad at this game now
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 Diabore: we had some good times early one more
 Hawkwreak: @electra310 I deleted like 4 games just to reinstall on my SSD>
 orrie104: Indeed it was, Serge.  Borderline magical
 thcstalker: Never forget finding out the pan was bullet proof.
 gualdhar: you aren't nostalgic for PUBG you're nostalgic for your 20s
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: The basic gameplay is still pretty ok, all the cruft is...ug
 l00n33y: Early pubg when no one knew what they were doing was so good
 ContingentCat: Yeah there's some wild clips from then
 letsbelgo: So Arma
 IaCthulhuFthagn: It's no longer like that?
 freshmaker__: thats where you keep frying pans
  Foxmar320: I remember playing PUBG with Serge, Was an experience. 
 sheqesi: Loved flipping cars in PubG
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: love the estimated vs actual time
 simulacrum_snowman: It could also be because you're on FPP instead of TPP
 Austere_Squire: no game for ye
 TheAinMAP: 
 Hawkwreak: Is PUBG a dead game?
 thcstalker: Steam just isnt starting my download for PUBG.
 simulacrum_snowman: Oh nevermind then
 VinylMinty: I think youg uys have selectedf first person only
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Hawkwreak I got a game in a minute last night at midnight
 Getter404: Not dead but isn't it more mobile than desktop now?
 letsbelgo: 92,699 are playing pugb right now, so not dead
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: ?erom eno
 NorthstarTex: just your butt, once
 Lobo_Apache: Starting to feel real Tarkov-y
 rxpalindrome: isent third person how it started?
 DigitalSeahorse: plenty of people still play but quality of people other than LRR I don't know
 tyranidd1: ttp casual mode fires very quick. might be better to warm up.
 itsaysTRUENO: Tarkov (pejorative)
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lobo_Apache Not until they have queued for 11 minutes.
 shaunfinney: my group switched to 1st person because cheating seemed more prevalent on 3rd
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm on mute so can't hear atm
 PBlackcoat: Serge is *really* loud
 ContingentCat: Wow cancel culture has gone too far
 tyranidd1: sadly
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I got into a match right after you bailed
 Kramburger: Is this Player Humble's Royal Rumble?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GasCityGaming: you are not on showdown
 GameSageZB: Somewhere an SRE is getting paged and is sad.
 Austere_Squire: it's me, hi, i'm the problem, it's me
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: previous was quite quiet, yeah
 sheqesi: Have you tried turning PubG off and turning back on again?
 SymphonySolstice: everything is fine volume wise, james is just peaking a lot
  Sarah_Serinde: Eh, I had to turn my volume down a lot from the last segment
 Kramburger: Famously shouty boi Serge Yager
 Voidhawk42: @GameSageZB I read that as pegged and was wondering why that would make them sad
 Sleepy__Alice: seems fine for me
 Hawkwreak: From my perspective at least, Sounds are good.
 margieargie: You sound right compared to James and Nelson, at least
 Boon_33: Serge is more boisterous than the other voices
 PBlackcoat: You're louder than Nelly and James by a noticeable amount
 Mystaira: Sounds good to me.
 Irsaan: I'm super happy that they're actually audible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just had to turn my volume down, you are not louder than everything else
 ContingentCat: The volumes even, I turned  it down from before
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, peakyyy
 terribleplan: Right, but if he turns down you'll have to get him turnt up
goatprince: they meant to say 'james is peak'
 Diabore: maybe game is dead
 James_the_Dabbler: Is it Studio Eh?
 atinyspacemarine: So other than having an account which has finished training, do we need to be part of a lrr clan or something?
 Getter404: vrah
 nevermore913: Hi Serge
 tyranidd1: yeah probably struggling to match you fairly past prime time
 Boon_33: Does PUBG look tired to you?
 Diabore: game live!
 99enigmas: Woot!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: ahah! I loaded at the same time
 thcstalker: Game dead and dead chat locking hands like the predator handshake.
OVERKiLL!: LOL @SmithKurosaki
OVERKiLL!: we got some shootie-mens now
aceviru: dang, had to miss the end of the bakeoff
OVERKiLL!: LRR Sub-A-Thon is 🔥 tho
  Sarah: They've had such a variety of fun stuff
aceviru: tell me that they at least had Paul try some
OVERKiLL!: it gets me hype for Desert Bus 💯
  Sarah: Yes Paul got cupcakes
aceviru: Hell yeah! I can rest easy
 Kramburger: I can't believe this game ripped off Fortnight
 Diabore: sanhok?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Game's undead!
goatprince: the door to studio A has a remote on the wall
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Kramburger Fork Knife invented the shooter.
LaeliaTBR: aespa!!!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: hahd I got in
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: that's me in front of serge
 itsaysTRUENO: Bitcoin scam lookin ass stage
 MacbethSeemsSus: You have to get the blue statue to access the safe in the kitchen.....
 Hawkwreak: Man I remember the early releases of this game, when it hated Nvidia cards and would just not render stuff at all.
 Kramburger: @IaCthulhuFthagn Facts
goatprince: behind the right light
 GameSageZB: I didn't know that PUBG was cribbing Second Life
 ContingentCat: 
 TheAinMAP: We're learning a lot of fine details about the Moonbase.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: solo vs groups means I am so dead tho
 SymphonySolstice: @phoenixletmeuseadashd godspeed
 nevermore913: No AC for Serge
 itsaysTRUENO: this game was so popular and unoptimized that every PC cafe in Korea had to replace all their machines
 Hawkwreak: @phoenixletmeuseadashd I mean, same but here we go I guess.
goatprince: i don't berlieve anything about serge
 Spades_Slicc: So it should be really easy to figure out that the AC control was in the 0.01% of the wall you couldn't see
 orrie104: Serge "Captain Obvious" Yeager
 thcstalker: Serger is here to be the 8th not to turn on the AC. It's not in his job description.
 shaunfinney: I liked when there were performance issues because the motorcycle had like a 2000px wide license plate texture
 Kramburger: Sounds like Serge needs to be a team player
 ContingentCat: No
 zianna_jean: Professional
 NorthstarTex: nah
 nishwastaken: #Professional - like that?
 lamina5432: proffesional
 TehAmelie: hashtag it https://i.imgur.com/evLHbOu.jpg
 sheqesi: Professional! 
SeismicLawns: professional in the chat
 Diabore: ok it is sanhok
 freshmaker__: the aespa plane!
 Lord_Hosk: school
 nevermore913: Spicy drop
 tezzatipoca: Oh Serge hasn't seen the Aespa merch xD
 tehcrashxor: The way you thank the pilot is by clapping when the plane lands.
 TheAinMAP:  
 gualdhar: wait wasn't Serge in the last PUBG stream?
 iarethel0ser: F for "fall"
 tezzatipoca: o7
 SymphonySolstice: fireworks and balloons in aviation space? that's illegal
 Kramburger: Lets drop in foggy bottom
  SmithKurosaki: #professional
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James might shoot you at this rate
 tezzatipoca: Someone go fan James with a palm leaf
 WavesOfBabies: can we not drop Fragment please
 TheAinMAP:  
 polygonalpizza: Professional
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 shendaras: professional
 itsaysTRUENO: "omg balloons!" -Serge, playing the murder deathmatch game
 Diabore: any followers?
 Kramburger: So Serge, first thing you need to do is Build a Fort
 Diabore: this is 3rd map
 powerflapjack: eyo we're doing Plunkbat on a day?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Other maps have docks
 tyranidd1: south korea map? if im not mistaken...
 NorthstarTex: it doesn't have the mil base at the south end
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Dark_Stargazer: this was like the first battle royale I ever watched
 iarethel0ser: If you jump without a parachute you'll fall faster.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverBraveBarracudaDoubleRainbow-V6OlE8GZ1nwbDniS
 Diabore: erangel was og map, sand miramar was 2nd map, this is sanhok, 3rd map
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 thcstalker: God damn serge is getting stacked.
 Dark_Stargazer: thanks, gifter!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Russian gun I think according to Alex IIRC?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: K2 is a mountain.
 tezzatipoca:      yay subs!
 nevermore913: It's just like tarkov shoot the other people
 Spades_Slicc: Video game guns should only have 2 firing settings: Full Auto and Fuller Auto
 Diabore: erangel was og map, sand miramar was 2nd map, this is sanhok, 3rd map
 tehcrashxor: So is this a ripoff of Fortnite?  /s
 hedonistic_mushroom: More subs = I get to see James play Chrono Trigger and Adam and crew do a Choose your own adventure
 trilemma85: @Spades_Slicc What about auto full?
 thcstalker: I actually really like the desert map when it came out. Using the lever action was fun.
 Spades_Slicc: @trilemma85 No, the magazine should be getting closer to empty not full
 Diabore: yeah s12 ia auto shotty
 Peter_Chordash: Alright, I have installed the game for the first time. Time to go to training.
 nevermore913: If we get enough subs end we get to see duck detective
OVERKiLL!: gotta go high sensitivity on some shooty mans
aceviru: Wait he works there?!
OVERKiLL!: Serge Roast
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 SmithKurosaki: @aceviru Who works where?
aceviru: K-2 units. Those are the cute puppies you see on vines
 orrie104: Can't wait for customs!
 Diabore: already waiting with pubage open
 trilemma85: @Spades_Slicc But if it auto fulls then you don't need to spend time refilling it.
 SymphonySolstice: it's pronounced pub gif
 thcstalker: my steam is taking ages for download.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Is the Mini-14 good in this game, and if so, why?
 tyranidd1: stay north 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Customs? Are you working on Setup?
 99enigmas: Excited for customs!  First time ever.  I've been rewatching all the old "One More" streams to prepare myself!
 Spades_Slicc: @trilemma85 Why refill the gun when you can swap weapons?
 Diabore: is that the siren call of a bridge troll game?
 thcstalker: holy crap m24 is just a gun you can pick up?
 thcstalker: I remember when that gun was rare.
  Juliamon: yeah I remember the m24 being a coveted crate item
 Kramburger: Heeeeyyyy Serge, did you by chance manage to catch any of the Rumble the other day?
 LPS_97: Just noticed Serge's name in-game, great username
 Boon_33: There can only be 1?
 Lord_Hosk: Remember that time Jericho took 2nd place in a car? https://i.imgur.com/Xzc0XPu.png
 ContingentCat: @Kramburger those minecraft bodies were incredible
 itsaysTRUENO: your character is a super-human freak
 Kramburger: @ContingentCat ty ty
 tezzatipoca: Also head magically breaks glass xD
 itsaysTRUENO: no hunger, no thirst, no fatigue
 LPS_97: Shooters stopped doing the sprinting fatigue mechanic a while ago and it is so much nicer
 trilemma85: @tezzatipoca That's why you are wearing a helmet and eye-pro.
 tezzatipoca: 
 chrono2x: mortar?!
 Kramburger: The only supressor I see these days is the GOVERNMENT, am I right?
 sheqesi: These shoes rule!
 ContingentCat: omg shoes
 itsaysTRUENO: Sprint fatigue matters more in a battlefield / control point kind of map
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Then again, last I remembered the best sniper rifle in the game was a WW2 service rifle without a scope mount.
 kdefinition: These shoes are $300
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can't talk about the secret key!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Right, there it is.
 MWGNZ: smoke nades every day
 Diabore: ooh m4
 Boon_33: 1 muffin
 99enigmas: Do it!
 freshmaker__: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: You heard him chat
 thcstalker: 100 subbies we put one of the boys down?
 Boon_33: see Ben about the muffin
 TotalHell: poppin heads like grapes
 ralphthellama: How close are we to the cap?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Really hope a muffin slowly appears from offscreen
 Boon_33: go get the drop?
 Diabore: i think its a coupe yeah'
 tyranidd1: building with a secret room in the top left of the map
 Boon_33: without nelly of course
 tyranidd1: if its still in circle
 I_Am_Clockwork: put james in teh trunk
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 AtomicAlchemical: Those boys are Player Unknown's Battlegrounds-ing like it's the summer of 2019!  
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 99enigmas: Such a professional
 itsaysTRUENO: serge thought about it
aceviru: @smithkurosaki I was going along with the "Serge works there" joke James was cooking up
 SmithKurosaki: ahh
aceviru: We all know cinnamon bun is the premier Coffee pilot
aceviru: Omg
aceviru: Now that's a meme I hadn't heard in a long time
aceviru: "these shoes rule, these shoes suck"
 itsaysTRUENO: i saw that
 IanAllenBird: I think cap is 8pm pacific on Saturday, so we still need... 38? hours?
 LPS_97: do donuts around him
 TheAinMAP: 
frank_the_great: Snerge
 Kramburger: The Snerge peeks his head out
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: don't kill james I want to 
 nevermore913: Run him over as a treat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge repping Team Chaos tonight.
 Qalten: Serge determined to lose
 toady0s: how many for a shot of vanilla
 canahedo: He's gonna joke about it, and then run him over on accident
 ContingentCat: you look cooler too
voren_chalco: Can you get an achievement or something for vehicular manslaughter?
 definenull: man road quest 2 seems different somehow
 Diabore: ubers here jame
 MacbethSeemsSus: In my defense your honor, I'm extremely bribable
 Diabore: james*
 AtomicAlchemical: oh hey, the sound of friendship
 orrie104: No, they're generally around
 Lord_Hosk: They have suppressed the number
  amative1: @IanAllenBird just over 37 hours as of now
 Swamplor: James remembers them being more medium-rare
 Kramburger: Rarepair shipping my gun and a supressor
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you have friends, you can't run in there alone.
 Spades_Slicc: How can you run in there alone if you have friends with you?
 Boon_33: 4 first aid kits full
 Diabore: its for the secret thing
 Lord_Hosk: The Secret key is for (redected)
 MAPBoardgames: It's a secret
 Kramburger: It's the secret key the david played and it pleased the Wii
 iarethel0ser: For the tunnel.  Through the mountain.
 polygonalpizza: Professional
 djalternative: it wouldn't be a secret if we told you
 WavesOfBabies: I like how revives was one of the big selling points of Apex Legends and now it's standard
 Lord_Hosk: wow thats weird I didn't type out redacted I typed (redeacted)
 Lord_Hosk: WHAT?
 trilemma85: Everyone else in the game is doing a great job culling each other. Down to 29 alive and we haven't seen anyone.
 Diabore: @iarethel0ser what... what kind of tunnel
 AtomicAlchemical: God, can you imagine trying to play basketball on a dirt court?
 Hawkwreak: Folks, if you are just now playing for the first time in ages. You have currency from the game for having bought it in the past. You can open box's and then if you dont want the results. You can sell it on marketplace.
 iarethel0ser: @Diabore I can't tell you.  It's a secret.
 Diabore: oh aug is out of crates? thats new to me
 aerohydra: very cool, good band
 VinylMinty: @Hawkwreak I dont seem to have currency from buying it?
 TehAmelie: weird spot for a little pagoda
 Hawkwreak: @VinylMinty You should have 1000 "G-Coins"
 VinylMinty: oh Hawkwreak yep i do hjave that
 Hawkwreak: You can use those, to open crates.
 Hawkwreak: Hideout is where you are looking.
 MWGNZ:  
 99enigmas: Pro!
 Dark_Stargazer: dang
 Boon_33: James didn't get the bots out.
 orrie104: Professional
 IanAllenBird:  
 Boon_33: professional
 TehAmelie: it's like a partial car
 IanAllenBird: professional
 Spades_Slicc: cue NSP's "I've got a car"
 thcstalker: You know what would be really fun to see the LRR boys play. TABG.
 Boon_33: the bots do ok at gathering loot
 Lobo_Apache: it really is Tarkov again lmao
 AtomicAlchemical: huh, am I crazy or did this game not used to have UI kill confirmation?
 Bearudite: btw the Beryl is a 7.62 gun
 Kentosaurus: just like in real life
 Boon_33: Nelly have a tier 3 helmet for this?
 ContingentCat: I'm Astro I can put my legs back on you can't
 Hawkwreak: @ContingentCat So play safe.
 Spades_Slicc: Serge is in The Zone, Nelly is in The Auto Zone
 Diabore: the ol CCA
aceviru: who gave Serge the keys
OVERKiLL!: surpentine
OVERKiLL!: that was still a sick lead tho
 Boon_33: war, war is when you litter caffine drinks while hunting men.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 5 is throwables.
 AtomicAlchemical: so many hot minutes
 itsaysTRUENO: redbull, known for its healing properties
 Boon_33: Ajmes!
 TheAinMAP: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: No I was not a bot
 VinylMinty: @Hawkwreak No i dont have any gcvoins and i've brought the game back in 2017
 VinylMinty: So im not sure why im not getting it
 trilemma85: @phoenixletmeuseadashd gg
 Bearudite: @phoenixletmeuseadashd rip
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I realized I was about to assault the same house you were talking about, turned left annnnnd dead 
 MacbethSeemsSus: My god this tutorial sucks
 itsaysTRUENO: 7 other players left
 Boon_33: nice
 TheAinMAP: 
 Spades_Slicc: area denial
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: my corpses has a grenade launcher fyi
 Boon_33: WooT
 trilemma85: James is the finisher.
 tyranidd1: 
voren_chalco: Aims Turner
 Sorator13: "people"
 TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
 type_variable: dead internet theory
 type_variable: everybody is a bot
 Sorator13: including me! beejdrop.wav
 Lobo_Apache: @type_variable don't tell anyone, but i'm a bot
  SmithKurosaki: 🤖 Beep boop
 SnackPak_: wow rude
 IaCthulhuFthagn: PUBG dot io
 Angreed66: James might just think anyone who doesn't shimmy like him is a bot
 IanAllenBird: no one is supposed to know we're bots
 trilemma85: @type_variable 90% of the internet is hot singles in your area.
 Kramburger: The B in PUBG stands for Bot
 Noy2222: I always wanted to be a bot!
 Angreed66: despite shimmying means its easier to spot you
 Boon_33: more loots
 Spades_Slicc: Serge looking for the soldier that buried the mongols at the pass
dagoth__ur_: lvl 3 armor ?
 Getter404: Heeey it's the boxart guy
 Sorator13: I don't think you're supposed to taste these drops, Nelly
 IanAllenBird: professional
 thcstalker: Was that Nelly with the Rocket?
OVERKiLL!: i miss playing some shooties tho
aceviru: if lrr had an energy drink, what would it be named
 A_Dub888: !card noct lucis
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 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice 
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 chrono2x:    
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
 tyranidd1: Winner Winner CHicken Dinner!
 MWGNZ:   
 margieargie:    
 itsaysTRUENO: 100% winrate
 trilemma85: Chicky dindin
 underhill33:   
 Larkonus: "Just a warmup round"
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: love losing to the winners, gg
 Sorator13: nice!
 CodenameBluebird1: GG
 99enigmas: Professional!
  SmithKurosaki: 🐔
 empyreon:    
 TehAmelie: 
 polygonalpizza: Real life Professionals
 IanAllenBird: GG
 sheqesi: Professional 
 northos:   
 Hawkwreak: GG
Forgotten_Sanity:  
 shendaras: 
 orrie104: WWCD!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Retire Champions.
 tehcrashxor: 
 Reyyan1395: GG
 insanecat6mtg:   
 nevermore913: Crushed it
 MajorFrostbyte:  
 A_Dub888:    
 canahedo: GG
 sheqesi: GG
 Larkonus: (Proceeds to just win)
 thcstalker: And now we feast upon Chicken.
 Boon_33:   
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 far2muchsarcasm:   
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 shendaras: professional
 iarethel0ser:   
 trilemma85: Retire now
7gorobei: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: g.g.
 LordChrusher: gg
 TheAinMAP:    
 VinylMinty: found it
 NotCainNorAbel:    retire champ
 NorthstarTex: GG
 l00n33y: GG
 Noy2222: Chicken dinner? In THIS economy?
 Kramburger: Parse?
 kirataigharl:    
 Boon_33:     
 AtomicAlchemical: Sickest of Chunks my Dudes
 IanAllenBird: retired champions
 margieargie: Just like the good old days
 AtomicAlchemical: Still got it!
 polygonalpizza: classic
 Lord_Hosk: buttslol
 GasCityGaming: buttslol
 SnackPak_: ya got got
 tyranidd1: 
 SymphonySolstice: nice
 Critterbot: Nice.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: hacker voice: I'm in
 TheWanderingNomad: Really not #presidentdickbuttalloneword?
 definenull: maybe a mod pin might be helpful for this?
 VinylMinty: tyranidd1 !!! 
 VinylMinty: Its good to see you
 NorthstarTex: gotta love that its using my old handle XD
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmokyHealthyCodNononoCat-i3fwRO12t4ZmkLtv
 Diabore: oh i dont care, i just want to play with you guys
 drrek0: I haven't played pubg in years, I redownloaded it for today
 TherapyforNarwhals: Will there be more than one game?
 DaSunao: Classic pyramid
  SmithKurosaki: buttslol is the best password
  Sarah_Serinde: Helps that you gave people advance warning, I expect
 shaunfinney: my friend and still play at least once a month
 Sorator13: You underestimate the number of people who care about YOU, friend!
 freshmaker__: mum im on tv!
 margieargie: (Sadly too late in the day for me to really be able to join in)
 VinylMinty: tyranidd1 the pyramidmaker
 sheqesi: Good to see you too!
 polygonalpizza: They are good at Pyramids
 GasCityGaming: can't change my name to current handle but i'm dave 
 xantos69: Ok, fine I'll download it and get in on the next one.
 tyranidd1: every now and then
 Lord_Hosk: Tyranidd used to be THE BEST
 99enigmas: Loving it!  Been wanting to do this ever since I first saw these streams 5+ years ago!
  Sarah_Serinde: To join the custom lobby - Game: LRRSUBATHON, password: buttslol
 AtomicAlchemical: Uhhhhhh One More?
 AtomicAlchemical: good times
 tyranidd1: good ol' murder squad!
 Xan_The_Quiet: i think i've played about 10 games in the last 5 years, so i'm sure i'll do great
  Foxmar320: I remember playing with Serge. We won once
 TherapyforNarwhals: Will there be a second game? I'm installing!
 LPS_97: I'll be in next game prob
 Mazrae: Installing now hopefully able to get into the next one
 ArdCollider: serge you can't just ask chat about their "pipe situation"
 CodenameBluebird1: I thought it was still downloaded but its not so I'm re downloading.
 IanAllenBird: my computer has unfortunately been pretty ass about games lately
 Darth_Litigious: Downloaded today for the first time
 xantos69: I swore I had retired from this game.... but they keep bringing me back in.
 TherapyforNarwhals: See you after the game is installed!
 Lord_Hosk: Im not saying you aren't now Tyranidd1 I just remember that you used to average like 15 kills.
 Sorator13: @ArdCollider tbf, he wasn't *asking*, he was just mentioning it
 Omnipotrevor: It kicked off a whole genre
 orrie104: After James did a PUBG runback I re-upeed... and got a Chicken Dinner on my 5th match back
 VinylMinty: Will you be doing zombies?
 Mazrae: Going to be a first time player in about 15 min
 sheqesi: PubG I wish I could quit you...
 tyranidd1: @Lord_Hosk 
 VinylMinty: Lord_Hosk 
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd need to uninstall stuff and back stuff up to play again but I'm still looking for drops when there are those and have fun just watching even when there isn't
 Diabore: oh phoenix was in the last game and got kille dby james 
 kirataigharl: Have fun guys
 lamina5432: enjoy the shootie
 MacbethSeemsSus: I will tab away from stream once the game starts
  SmithKurosaki: +1 sub
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: This is chat vs LRR right?
 Kramburger: SOLD
 SnackPak_: deal
 gsyhiap: 
 OtherEdgeworth: Would love to join, but I am working
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 A_Dub888: lock it in
 gsyhiap: Well played, Nelly
 Diabore: how about this serge, if i see you, ill leave you knocked 
 thcstalker: and if we kill serge does James do 5 squats?
 DigitalSeahorse:   pushups
 hoveringhalibut: Should be ready for the next round. First time playing pubg.
 incredulouspasserby: I can't afford 5 subs but I'll do the pushups
 quietcat: lmao my internet sucks, I just tried to redownload pubg and it killed the stream
 orrie104: Yes, Tequila Sunrise.
 Just_Herby: Dirty martini
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If I have a disability with my arms can I do squats instead?
 incredulouspasserby: which is saying something because I can't do pushups
  SmithKurosaki: @incredulouspasserby Always contribute responsibly 
frank_the_great: Love Disco Elysium
 VinylMinty: Any chance of zombies today Serge?
 Just_Herby: Dirty martini was the LRR version, with grenades as the olives
 Diabore: winchester was always a good time
 MAPBoardgames: Shotties, Explosives, vehicles.
Russell Gordon: Wooooooo
aceviru: They still got it
  Sarah: Good stream XD
aceviru: now is that uppercase b or lowercase V
 SmithKurosaki: hrm?
aceviru: (I'm being a 💩head) It's in regards to the password.
 SmithKurosaki: ahh
aceviru: Sorry if I'm more chaotic than usual today. It's been an eventful day
 SmithKurosaki: Everything goof
 SmithKurosaki: good*?
  Foxmar320: I don't think I ever played zombie mode
 incredulouspasserby: @SmithKurosaki My responsible contribution will be angled pushups, then, so I don't completely kill my arms.
 Diabore: remember coming back to spawn island in early game? that was great
 xantos69: That was always the best time.
  SmithKurosaki: Totally fair 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @incredulouspasserby I am contributing squats because I have a partial elbow replacement
 SnackPak_: tradition
 letsbelgo: Will Smith. From tested and giantbomb
 DigitalSeahorse: I'll do a drawing of 5 subs if literally everyone else buys 5 subs
 letsbelgo: RIP ryan Davis
 DigitalSeahorse: everyone but me*
 SymphonySolstice: crawlin'
 Bearudite: Will Plays a fair bit of Fortnite
 thcstalker: Man the snake trail..the flash backs are real.
frank_the_great:    
 definenull: this is horrifying (complimentary)
 Bearudite: he has been playing Peak with his daughter lately
 nishwastaken:  Serge is a snake, follow him
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: shoesless team go
 A_Dub888: I'm confused, is Serge a snake? Should we follow him?
frank_the_great: There was a scene in Breaking Bad like this
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 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thcstalker: The classic hot drop.
 nevermore913: School!
 thcstalker: Schoooool.
 terribleplan: I go school
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IcyJazzyLemurWTRuck-UNj5uIBh9jpU7TB3
 ContingentCat: yes
 IanAllenBird: I'm a coward
 incredulouspasserby: every day
 Lord_Hosk: Im stream sniping
 TheAinMAP: 
 nevermore913: Cowards
 Lord_Hosk: oh wait was I supposed to play to stream snipe?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  SmithKurosaki: Heyv Hosk
 Lord_Hosk: Sniper
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Desruprot: 
 thcstalker: Dragunov is a semi auto sniper I believe.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: MDR
 Bearudite: one is 556 one is 762
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Sorry, DMR.
  SmithKurosaki: @IaCthulhuFthagn Innie or outie?
 northos: our roof, comrade
 Diabore: well im screwed, my vision is perpetually going up
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Fingers be fingering.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Your controls are wacked?
 thcstalker: Serge is ready to dolphin dive with a 45.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lord_Hosk: Barely an inconvenience
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Smoke if you got 'em.
 type_variable: oooo kar98
 Boon_33: Professional
 Dedwrekka: You smoke to look cool?
 ralphthellama: Shome thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh
 RealGamerCow: collusion?
 definenull: *collusion?
 Boon_33: not cohesion
 Kaaosa: cohesion
 Lord_Hosk: Cohesion? is the wrong word
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You mean collusion?
Mai_Andra: cohesion?
 NotCainNorAbel: cohesion?
 TheWanderingNomad: Probalby means collusions
 Boon_33: anything but cohesion
 rabbitgta: When did they get the glue out?
 thcstalker: Nelly is out for blood we love it.
 chrono2x: frag out
  Sarah_Serinde: Don't push chat, that's mean
 ghyllnox: 
Mai_Andra: simpatico~
  Foxmar320: Go aggro Serge, kill them all
 Bearudite: oh no is tyranid just gonna do flips again>
 thcstalker: Serge, we jund them out.
aceviru: my God lol
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aceviru: not a coward. flip for Bob. reveal dig through time
 SmithKurosaki: I treasure cruise in response
  Sarah: oh no, Nelly XD
  Sarah: Oh yes, Nelly
  Foxmar320: 
 TotalHell: excited to play next round and be extremely bad
 chrono2x: machete is enough 
 MaraSadow: This is making me want to boot up the game even though I haven't played in over 4 years
 Lord_Hosk: No bullets is a skill issue
 SnackPak_: melee build
 ralphthellama: Not with that attitude
 Sorator13: @MaraSadow do it do it
 IaCthulhuFthagn: No bullat in the clipozine.
 Kramburger: <message deleted>Serge you need to start hunting James, do you REALLY want to do pushups?
 lamina5432: never have might boot up
 Barb4rian: I'm downloading now to play with all you lovely sausages
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Nelly
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nelly 
 nishwastaken: Great job Nelly 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: I wish Repo was for more people at once
 magical_writer: Nice Job Nelson
 Sorator13: You do not owe chat 5 pushups; that was for if Chat killed James. Nelly is not chat!
 thcstalker: Serge getting swole for the pubggg
 Spades_Slicc: Nelly clutched the gulag
 definenull: I'll join in on the push ups (within reason)
 Boon_33: war were declared
 ArmstrongRGM96X: A frank exchange of bullet ensued
 nishwastaken:  Shoes got
 Sorator13: 
  SmithKurosaki: omg shoes!
  Foxmar320: Free shoes!
 kirataigharl: Shoes!!!
 thcstalker: Nelly took his Trophy.
 nevermore913: Mistakes were made?
 Dalrint: That actually seems very believable
 rabbitgta: Dead men don't walk much do they?
 jessicaengle: It's gotta be the shoes
 WokenClick: what audio are we getting?
 DigitalSeahorse:  shoes got up and went shoo
 letsbelgo: We can hear other studio
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanHonorableWombatCclamChamp-MwsLHowhVOhtvI7P
7gorobei: wear a deadman's shoes steal his power, that's how it goes right?
 Boon_33: other studio is setting up movie night...
 ContingentCat: We can here something Serge
 Voidhawk42: We can hear them setting up the movie night
 Dedwrekka: Getting audio from someone?
 Reyyan1395: Operation A bomb 10 Underway!
 Boon_33: MIC 5
 LPS_97: Welp, now I know the movie we're watching
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Hot... movie? Audio from the other studio, maybe?
 Kramburger: <message deleted>Can you tell Ben to tu down his Radio
 SnackPak_: chat shut your ears, no spoilers
 WokenClick: @LoadingReadyRun we can hear the movie audio
 Lord_Hosk: Mic 5
 definenull: oh wait I thought that was audio from the game
 gsyhiap: Uh, hi movie audio
 type_variable: Mic 5
 nevermore913: Extra audio
 JosephDeath: Are they testing the movie night?
 Sorator13: I was very confused for a bit there
 Boon_33: MIC 5 on streaming PC
 letsbelgo: Serge please looook
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 Thequickgreyfox: In time for some pubg
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 IanAllenBird: sometimes it's hard to see things that are really obvious
 jessicaengle: Oh is that what's happening 
 WokenClick: They fixed it
 aClonedPickle: it just ended, you're free from screaming
 ContingentCat: fixed
 Boon_33: they stopped
 gsyhiap: It's gone
 g0blinslide: Better now
 Barb4rian: It fixed
 Boon_33: you got em
 IanAllenBird: oh lol I thought there was some weird radio in the game
 nevermore913: Gone for now
 TotalHell: honestly it was very atmospheric
 Nigouki: so who has already guessed the movie from that?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Spoilers 
 kirataigharl: @IanAllenBird Yeah me too
 CaptainChibale: I was very confused
 Boon_33: @CaptainChibale ditto, had to check myself first 
 itsaysTRUENO: serge is gonna win its fine
 ContingentCat: guess you'll just have to win
 Sorator13: Red circle is a no-no zone
 DigitalSeahorse: sometimes kids don't realize their looking isn't really looking for said thing in different positions other than upright like in their mind
 NorthstarTex: GGs, now I get to watch a stream
 IanAllenBird: ope,
 Bearudite: no one dies to the zone
 definenull: tiny blip
 notpsion: all commercial aircraft,
 Voidhawk42: MIC 5 again
 Boon_33: MIC 5 on pc again, but halted.
 letsbelgo: All commercial aircraft
 SnackPak_: I believe in Nelly
 Desruprot: all commercial aircraft to stay out
 Kramburger: <message deleted>Serge you might need to yell at whoever's in studio C
 toady0s: warning issued to all commercial aircraft
 Dalrint: I wonder what they are testing that involves air traffic controller auto-messages
 type_variable: those commercial aircraft are BACK on the escalator!
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you Nelly
 notpsion: i blame ian
   LoadingReadyRun: working on it chat sorry, desiphering pauls set up is a challenge
 Boon_33: We're getting air traffic updates from the movie.
 korvys: Oh, right, we already know what movie it is tonight
 thcstalker: I remember when the strat was to loot in the blue cause it didnt do enough damage.
 DigitalSeahorse: fail to send this, twitch!   
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Kramburger: <message deleted>@LoadingReadyRun *Decyphering
 thebuzzstreams: Is Serge in Studio C or in Air Traffic Control? lol
 SnackPak_: @LoadingReadyRun You got this, I'm assuming Ben
 Dalrint: Haha. "Does anyone here speak paul?"
 Boon_33: RPG?
 ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun no worries 
 Lord_Hosk: I just quoted BNL million dollars and little Hosk said "is that a song or something" I feel like a failed Canadian Parent for not teaching them about their herritage.
 NotCainNorAbel: ball lighting
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe nobody is near
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, deserved
 GasCityGaming: yeah i can't change who i'm spectating either
  Juliamon: ok yep Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: looked like a speed hacker
 GasCityGaming: also can't bring up scoreboard
 AutonomousTurtle: Is Goku in this too?
 Boon_33: James must be behind this
 Bearudite: noooo you gotta shoot flares straight up
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyCarelessTrollAsianGlow-iK52wkmcLgg3c9K4
 SymphonySolstice: @Lord_Hosk you owe canada a million dollars in damages. sorry
 korvys: @Kramburger lol, what did you do?
 Boon_33: somehow, james survived
 Nigouki: Serge on top of a ridge, exposing himself to two valleys: "Are those shots at me?"
 schordash: 
 tidehollowcat: I wasn’t the very first to die, so I’m counting that as a win
 notpsion: haha
 northos: @Nigouki something something high ground
Middleman9595: Lets go nelly!
aceviru: alright I must take off for now. I'll try to return. If not, have a good rest chat!
Guilherme Baeta: parents have this power to manifest the thing their children is looking for
Middleman9595: you mean look in the most obvious of places?
 Decem_Lampas: can't believe james wwould stream snipe like that
 Lord_Hosk: @SymphonySolstice What if I just buy them a green dress?
 letsbelgo: Serge "Skyline" Serge
 SnackPak_: a car with no gas
 nevermore913: You can't drive a picnic table
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Is mayonnaise a vehicle?
 notpsion: first tap every tap
 TotalHell: Widowmaker: “one shot, one kill”
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Mic 5 for a sec.
 Kentosaurus: nice air
 TheAinMAP: 
 thcstalker: God if Serge immediately beefed it after running with the car would have been amazing.
 chrono2x: switched seats
 Boon_33: Serge fighting the menus
 TheAinMAP: Trying to drive from the passenger seat!
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Must go faster....
 Boon_33: ez pz from here on out
thegiftedgrifter: That zone had it out for you
 ContingentCat: nice air
 quietcat: the zone is so speedy
 type_variable: how do people even see other players
 Bearudite: humans play like rats
 melegaunt_: @type_variable I know right?!?!
 Boon_33: Serge needs to find a hospital when he parks
 DigitalSeahorse: it just started
  Foxmar320: Serge you can't park there
voren_chalco: @Boon_33 "parks"
 ArloArts: perfect parking skills
 SymphonySolstice: I could never play these games because I'd be walking around admiring the scenery and then get shot from like a mile away
 Bearudite: you can now actually
 Voidhawk42: "Like a glove"
 GasCityGaming: @SymphonySolstice that's kinda just these games tbf
 Boon_33: Serge will be fine, he's dressed as a James.
 TehAmelie: @SymphonySolstice that's the reason i never got anywhere in Destiny
 Bearudite: you get unlimited parachutes now
 Hawkwreak: Welp, I got downed. Good shot whoever took me out
 Noy2222: I've been circled. I was SO far away...
 SymphonySolstice: @GasCityGaming fair
 Mazrae: Game installed and basic training done, let's see how the next round will god
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  SmithKurosaki: Main reason I dont like BRs is that I only get one life
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  SmithKurosaki: I'm not that good, and it's a giant time investment for only one life
 g0blinslide: Hahahahha
 SymphonySolstice: brrrr
 northos: recoil: yes
  Foxmar320: "What is the recoil"
 Boon_33: full auto bad?
  Foxmar320: Yes
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: sorry?
 SymphonySolstice: canadian btw
 Just_Herby: I forgive you
 Noy2222: PubbyGee really turns my GPU into a spaceheater
  amative1: @SmithKurosaki that's why I only play for stuff like this
 definenull: classic canadian 
 Boon_33: CS would also do this with recoil
 VinylMinty: gg Phoenix
 Spades_Slicc: Pumps 18 slugs into someone's skull: "Sorry!"
 AranMathai: For Serge, it was a Thursday.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: excellent play dead there almost got me
 type_variable: lmao
  amative1: bad, serge.... bad
 thcstalker: I believe those are bots
 Desruprot: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourTameKaleWow-qasEoQMi0KNQJZHJ
 Boon_33: you killed a koala bear
 Ciijay: Serge, everytime he murders someone: "Sorry!!!"
 SymphonySolstice: you killed a drop bear
  SmithKurosaki: Serge being so heckin' canadian
 VinylMinty: phoenixletmeuseadashd Cheers dude xD
 SnackPak_: in minecraft
 TheDevil_Risen: haha serge apologising for playing the game is priceless
 northos: @thcstalker are there bots even in a custom lobby?
 Lobo_Apache: Kill one more for the serial killer title
 Spades_Slicc: Serge you should drink the cocktail you got
Guilherme Baeta: someone found the fireball pistol
Firestar4041: Hey chat, did G ever get Alext to Watch & Play "My Summer Car"?
  Sarah: Pretty sure Alex streamed that of his own accord years ago
Firestar4041: feel like that could be a fun -torment- game for em
Firestar4041: ah
  Sarah: Talking Sim, 2016 apparently
  Sarah: Thank you wiki editors
Firestar4041: and thank you Sarah o/
  Sarah: haha no problem
Kimmie Koneko: sowwy
 thcstalker: @northos those names seemed super similar.
 Boon_33: !!
 VinylMinty: rip terribleplan
 thcstalker: Serge is just living in a different experience.
 rabbitgta: Do you still keep their subs if they get killed? Seems counterproductive for a sub-a-thon
 DigitalSeahorse: dying of the stress antibiotics places on the body over and over again cause you weren't being careful enough to clean your wounds is a pretty crap way to go but it is a thing more than most would think
 Bearudite: you have to turn that on James
 GasCityGaming: I tried rebinding my keys and i can't change who i'm spectating
 VinylMinty: Maybe a specific setting James?
 Bearudite: its a settng
 terribleplan: Ok, so, school next time?
  SmithKurosaki: apc
 ekimekim: uhm actually i think that's an APC
 DigitalSeahorse: I didn't know penicillin is hard on human systems
 VinylMinty: Thats an APC isnt it
 GasCityGaming: @Bearudite do you know where it is by any chance?
 VinylMinty: Rip phoenixletmeuseadashd killed by sserge
 ekimekim: headshot? damn
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: that ruin was TERRIFYING
 SymphonySolstice: rip phoenix
 korvys: Nice
 Hawkwreak: That was an EXCEPTIONAL headshot.
 Hawkwreak: Professional Gamer.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I was getting shot from both sides of the fields
 Bearudite: @GasCityGaming have to do it from the main settings when setting up the lobby
 SymphonySolstice: gg twixley
 SnackPak_: GG
 TheAinMAP: 
 IanAllenBird: f
 rabbitgta: Well played
  Sarah_Serinde: Go Nelly! 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Serge did you see my flare shot? 
 g0blinslide: Nelly got you
 Diabore: serge that was me fighting you near the car, and my keyboard was borked and i couldnt run, i just died to zone
 g0blinslide: Oh nvm twixley got you the. Nelly got twixley
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: yep
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I didn't know what it did
 Kramburger: @korvys I corrected Ben's(?) spelling
 VinylMinty: I was wondering what that was phoenixletmeuseadashd KEKW
 Bearudite: if you shoot the flare straight up you get a airdrop
 dead_delver: you're going to get another game in before this finishes downloading.
 Boon_33: full auto doesn't play nice
 korvys: @Kramburger Ah, well, that seems a proportional response
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  Sarah_Serinde: @Kramburger The best part is, you didn't even spell it right either
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I had a machine gun, let it rip at long range several times was great
 IaCthulhuFthagn: CS 1.6 AK?
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 HasturTheYellow: 127 months? that's almost 10 months
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 drewm1022: I know this isn't a magic stream but fucking hell man, just got an opp to 3 and then drew 6 lands in a row.
 Kramburger: @Sarah_Serinde hahaha I was too excited
 Boon_33: So who does pushups?
 Lord_Hosk: Tyranidd
 Ciijay: Wait - isn't Serge gonna do push ups too?
 ralphthellama: If James wins, he has to buy everyone ice cream?
 Hawkwreak: Lets go Shauntron, whoever they may be. *Because they killed me*
 NorthstarTex: watching Shauntron, lets go bud
 ClodiumSoride: @drewm1022 condolences
 MungoDude: is Nelly not in chat?
 Boon_33: darn, we failed to factor in the nelly force.
 nevermore913: Who is Nelly if not chat
 Diabore: car kill this late is funny
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: For the non players this game models speed of sound. So you'll get a crack right next to you then the gunshot later
 Lord_Hosk: I see CoachNelly in chat
 freshmaker__: GG
 Boon_33: Nelly ain't chat
 IanAllenBird: 
 SymphonySolstice: ;_;
 GhostValv: D:
 nishwastaken: 
 l00n33y: Damn. I was literally on the line when I died
 Boon_33:  man has his own emote here.
 Lobo_Apache: He always was
 orrie104: Nelly is *in* chat but he is not *of* chat
 freshmaker__: I made it to #7! I'm the goat!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: anyone else get utterly screwed by circles this time? it was utterly classic
 tanshala: hey surge does the page up and down buttons change the spectator?
 rxpalindrome: i got run over lol
 IanAllenBird: f
 SymphonySolstice: RIP
 Boon_33: whut
 NorthstarTex: Hell yeah shauntron!
 TheAinMAP: 
 Boon_33: f
 Bearudite: YEAH SHAUN
  SmithKurosaki: F
 Ciijay: @freshmaker__ Congrats!! Out of 40ish people? That's amazing
 WokenClick: So I played this game for a total of like 10 hours way back when it came out, that means I should definitely reinstall and hop on these games right?
 ralphthellama: o7
 Hawkwreak: Shauntron is the goat.
 TotalHell: F
 Bearudite: I know that guy IRL
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: why is that gun missing the middle
 calculated_uncertainties: Kill the spectatee, gain their ghosts?
 GasCityGaming: Main menu settings chance it apparently, not in game settings
 ClodiumSoride: @WokenClick you'd have a bit over folks playing for the first time today
 puzzgeek: it literally shows on the screen to spectate other players using page up and page down
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: but it doesn't work
 Diabore: top 3
voren_chalco: Why would those guns be good? They're literally in the toilet.
 SymphonySolstice: a Gamer in our midst...
 WokenClick: @ClodiumSoride haha fair
 Diabore: tyranidd is still up
 Boon_33: what is this gun?
thegiftedgrifter: Butthole of steel!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Pills here!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: the possibility for vicarious stream sniping is funny
 terribleplan: gg
 NorthstarTex: GGs!
 VinylMinty: gg Shaun
 tyranidd1: FEELS SOO GOOD TO BE BACK! GG!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice  gg
 SnackPak_: yoooo
 lemmel: gg!
 SymphonySolstice: GG
 Bearudite: YEAH SHAUN
 Shortfall: 1500
 definenull: Let's go!!
 Boon_33:  
 shaunfinney: ty ty!
 rabbitgta: Ggs
 shaunfinney: gg
 TheAinMAP: 
 ArdCollider: gg shaun (also hi!)
 l00n33y: Ggs
 Peter_Chordash: I was rooting for you Tyranidd
 shaunfinney: heyyy
 wedge_x: Goof Troop rep'a'sent
 circusofkirkus: yeah
 99enigmas: Can't beleive I got 4th!
 WokenClick: ugh, my download isn't going to finish in time
 Diabore: i lived longer than serge pog
 circusofkirkus: since James died first
 99enigmas: Who was it that killed me?
 99enigmas: I missed it
 Xan_The_Quiet: i was disappointed by my early exit, but honestly, i'm just glad i didn't die to the zone like so many games back in teh day
 insanecat6mtg: Got back from getting dinner just in time to see the end of the match.
 Lobo_Apache: There is another Apache out there somewhere 
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 l00n33y: I literally saw no people and died 6th lol
 drrek0: Yeah I was the only person who went to the military base. Didn't see anyone for a long time
 brainbosh: So does that mean Serge had the highest kill count that match?
 Diabore: it autos to the same game!!!
 GhostValv: 
 Bearudite: I put out the call in the old squads I know but who knows if they show up
  SmithKurosaki: ouch
 sheqesi: Professional
 Diabore: thats such a massive change!
 NorthstarTex: honor code is active
 shaunfinney: hiding and running away are OP strats
 Chesul: Serge, you came in 18th, and player 18 won the match, so clearly you won by transient properties.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Inevitable: Unavoidable.
 melegaunt_: I'm launching PUBG for the first time now lol
 Lord_Hosk: You were 18 and the winner was 18... Its one of those Lincolns Secretary named Kennedy and Kennedys secretary named Lincoln.
 Mazrae: Hackers voice: im in
 hoveringhalibut: Is there an additional punishment if James dies to a first time player like me?
 WokenClick: come onnnn download speeds
 atinyspacemarine: So glad I can make this
 DigitalSeahorse:  no ruin the bets
 Barb4rian: I wanted to join but steam throttled my DL so hard I won't make it ><
 dead_delver: I'll be able to join next game.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sheqesi: 
 Diabore: chat, im sure youll be happy with this, i found out the issue with my mouse and keyboard, i had a controller plugged in because im a dumbass
 Boon_33: Hey James, does the streaming room AC beat out the summer or no?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Terminal423: I'm downloading right now. Haven't played in actual years. Will be a few still
  SmithKurosaki: btw chat, thanks for more subs - I get to watch this on my train tmrw 
 melegaunt_: need to go through tutorial still unfortunately
 WokenClick: My download will not be finished, so don't wait for me
 Terminal423: Don't wait lol
 lamina5432: I'll be in next
 nevermore913: Not might type of game to play but I like to watch
 Mazrae: Muting stream
MalikaiTheRed: Not this one but next time, my download is going slow
 Boon_33: Serge is the weather good in the booth?
 letsbelgo: If you die in game, you have to donate
 GhostValv: D:
  Foxmar320: Ill enforce it
 Kramburger: Nelly is just a baby, he's just a little guy
 ContingentCat: I thought it was Adam who's the babygirl?
 Xan_The_Quiet: joke's on you, my pubg name is different to my twitch name!
 nevermore913: And when chat kills Serge?
 Boon_33: Where did this come from?
 Lord_Hosk: Its currently less than 20 degrees outside at the moonbase. its only hot inside because of the lights and computers
  SmithKurosaki: You dont get a cinnamon bun
 Hawkwreak: Challenge accepted.
 Kramburger: We have evidence to the contrary
  Texan_Reverend: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: sprays works if you have a kittedout SMG
 Boon_33: and does it have anything to do with escape from ny/la or MGS?
 Angreed66: I see arms there serge no snake
 Diabore: i saw you missing a lot against me serg
 rabbitgta: I have plants in my house too
 Boon_33: you mean bunny hopping?
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: huh swimming is better
 thatguysteve2709: Congrats on your new job twixly
  SmithKurosaki: @Angreed66 He's a legless lizard!
 atinyspacemarine: can you still superman punch?
 letsbelgo: That was some MacGruber esq shooting
 Boon_33: same-same but different?
  Sarah: Protect Nelly at all costs
 DigitalSeahorse: that wasn't CS?
 ClockTamer: “I’m a snake, follow me” but to the tune of Clint Eastwood
 nevermore913: Serge shot like a stormtrooper
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: That was in Tarkov 
 tyranidd1: bring back pochinki punhc partY!
 Boon_33: bunny hopping was CS and HL based games
 terribleplan: Shool again?
 Spades_Slicc: If you don't go to school how will you learn?
 nevermore913: Don't be a coward James
 Boon_33: where is james dropping? (no reason)
 Lord_Hosk: Im dropping military base
 Boon_33: lol
 DigitalSeahorse:  bnuy
 IaCthulhuFthagn: There's bunny hopping in non-Source games.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: You got pan go melee them
 Angreed66: you could come to an understanding
 SymphonySolstice: the One More frying pan of destiny
Mai_Andra: it's a roller coaster of emotions.
 Sorator13: that hair...
 WokenClick: Do I have to get thru this training mode to play in customs?
 Boon_33: @IaCthulhuFthagn it kinda started from innacurate math used in engines. same as wallrunning at a 45 degree angle.
  SmithKurosaki: @WokenClick yes
 WokenClick: ugh
 Lord_Hosk: With courage
 brainbosh: To push you stick out your arms and shove
 letsbelgo: @WokenClick its like 10 minutes
 shasra: with difficulty
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Boon_33 There are many different ways to make movement do unintuitive things when starting or ending a jump ^^
 Boon_33: The only answer is to go minecraft on nelly.
 SymphonySolstice: but then serge won't see it until lunch!
 letsbelgo: the note will be next to the live grenades
 Diabore: good news suppressors exist
 Boon_33: pop-pop
 definenull: 
 circusofkirkus: very macho
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 phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Diabore this seems like bad news for me
 chrono2x:   
 Angreed66: we heard
 Nigouki: oh good, they're straight up toying with Serge lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Completely unshakeable
 nevermore913: Serge never screams
 rabbitgta: You can see screaming?
 circusofkirkus: near nelly
Mai_Andra: You don't want that smoke?
 Boon_33: if you live, you can tell whatever story you want.
voren_chalco: My stream froze, so I actually didn't see you scream.
 NotCainNorAbel: it was a manly scream   
 Lord_Hosk: THe person hunting you has a tier three
 Spades_Slicc: I for sure didn't see you scream, hear you scream is a different matter
 definenull: ggs ggs
 SymphonySolstice: gg grifter
 Korolan: 5 Push em ups
 Nigouki: F
 Terminal423: GG
 nevermore913: GG
 electra310: GG
 tehcrashxor: gg grifter
 letsbelgo: 
 Boon_33: The GiftedGrifter  
 rxpalindrome: man i was just useless this round
 Korolan: Get to pushin
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CulturedNaiveBearMcaT-g4xOhNIonGZ1ycR_
 TheAinMAP: 
 Spades_Slicc: Yes Serge, they were solo
 Bearudite: nooooo you needed to hit observer
MalikaiTheRed: you made them bleed for it
 NotCainNorAbel: F5
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 AtomicAlchemical: Red zone pre-dates PUBG. It's a Battle Royal thing. Like, literal actual Battle Royal
 Boon_33: space to switch... o no, he's gone rogue
 nevermore913: Time to haunt James?
angreesloth: Serge I drink zero coffee but I've been really loving season 2 of coffee with Serge! I want to try a japanese coffee siphon for sure 
 Boon_33: is BG3's Gortash one of the players?
 Korolan: @angreesloth Aeropress is a good place to get started if you want to try it!
 Bearudite: it does there is a lil camera on the map
 simulacrum_snowman: when you go to the map it shows a camera. it’s kinda small though
 Korolan: They sell them at Target for like $40us
 Boon_33: remembering where you were simulator 2025
 IaCthulhuFthagn: On the subject of Battle Royale, have you watched Battle Royale 2, chat? It's a phenomenal movie for bad movie night. Completely misses the message of the first movie and manages the impressive task of making less sense by a wide margin.
angreesloth: @Korolan Ty! I was planning on going to a local coffee place that does it in a nearby town before I jump too far in lol
 Boon_33: the grifter was who you were shooting
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The first Battle Royale is still the best teenage coming-of-age drama by the way.
 circusofkirkus: calling community members grifters isn't very nice
 Zanzabar_: Custom matches and I missed them!?
 Boon_33: JAmesCAM: engaged
 SymphonySolstice: is that james or is that fake james
 Boon_33: looting, his natural habitat
 ClodiumSoride: @Zanzabar_ there will be several more
 Larkonus: Here we see a wild James in his natural habitat.
 asddsa28: i like that
 ekimekim: it's interesting
 simulacrum_snowman: it’s fine to me
 GrassVortex: hering him is fun
 canahedo: I like it
 chrono2x: I like hearing James
 Boon_33: naw, let him speak
 NotCainNorAbel: i like hearing him
MalikaiTheRed: its funny
 DarkNacht: Keep him
  Sarah_Serinde: I like being able to hear him
 circusofkirkus: don't silence the man
 Korolan: @angreesloth It's also pretty durable, and tough to get a bad cup of coffee from.
 googoltudoris: i need to see a wildlife special on james, narrated by richard attenborough
 lamina5432: the struggles of the cohosts
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd call it more of a thriller cause there's not a lot of gore and the sort of killing isn't from spoops or a slasher
 Boon_33: a cow stands in his way
 Zanzabar_: @clodiumsoride cool thanks!
 Boon_33: *crow
 SymphonySolstice: nelly_lrr
 MungoDude: nelly_LRR
 SymphonySolstice: up by amative
 Boon_33: and redzoned
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is gonna collapse south into a mess isn't it
 MAPBoardgames: Looks like fun at mansion
 DigitalSeahorse: and the psycological damage people's taunts give
 Boon_33: nelly, in his native enviroment.
 Boon_33: Needing a ride.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: called it
 definenull: like 2 ships passing in the night
 chrono2x: He turned around right before they came into view
 Boon_33: on u
 IanAllenBird: f
 thmanwithnoname: aw man, died without even getting a shot off.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Despoiler98:   LRR CANCELLED
 Andromeda7747: rip lrr
 rabbitgta: I had money on wheeler tbh
 kumatsu: ships passing in the noyt
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Weirdly cancelled for their opinions on deep dish.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Croooooooow_t_robot: I bet that happens a lot actually
 Angreed66: there are more important things than killing people
 simulacrum_snowman: steps aren’t loud in pubg? idk
 FelidarSov: Nelly running with his head down
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 freshmaker__: stuck in the red AMA
 Angreed66: there's a lot to run to not die to blue
  SmithKurosaki: @freshmaker__ hows your health bud>?
 Peter_Chordash: Hawkwreak really giving it their all
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 Zanzabar_: Happens more often than you would think.
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 DigitalSeahorse: well, Alex once made it to about 2nd last player while wearing only undies and prone the whole way
 definenull: here comes the blueee
 kumatsu: I remember when car kills was the primary content of One More
 SymphonySolstice: ruuun
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Well I got a kill first 
 Angreed66: this i why even if they saw each other they shouldn't engage
 DigitalSeahorse: think that was a personal stream
 roastbeefsandwitch: good lord this map is large
 SymphonySolstice: vehicular mans laughter
 googoltudoris: remember- good citizens don't call the cops
 chrono2x: Is James in the action now?
 GrassVortex: watch James, things are about to happen there
 MungoDude: I wanna see what Noy's up to, but James will do
 definenull: i wonder if its even funnier if you don't deafen but don't tell who you're spectating
 SnackPak_: I'm invested in Nelly
 Terminal423: Sounds like James is in it
 DarkNacht: Check James
 ekimekim: let's see whoever's doing those car kills
 Boon_33: James is/was witnessing violence
 tehcrashxor: I want to see James die.  (In minecraft.)
 HasturTheYellow: Perfect timing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey, that's my body!
 lemmel: James is in a target rich ernvironment
 DaSunao: "Hello, police? I would like to report several hit and runs in this murder gun island"
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I ended up having to loop past my starting spot, it was funny. also anyone find the KAR I removed all the ammo for?
 head_cannon: I like this omniscient perspective on the match. Enhances the spectator sport.
 kumatsu: they were about twice as far out in the zone as Nelly was
 Boon_33: James is in *a* spot
 chrono2x: Where is the next zone?
 calculated_uncertainties: Who is that?
 l00n33y: Dammit tyrannid!
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 IanAllenBird: f
 SymphonySolstice: F
 SnackPak_: o7
 TheDevil_Risen: F
 type_variable: lmao
 definenull: lmao
 MrSarkhan: o7
 kumatsu: owned owne owned
 lemmel: F
 googoltudoris: i kinda wish the active players could hear drone sounds if they're being watched by a dead player
 Reyyan1395: o7
 ProcyonFlynn: !clip
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 thebuzzstreams: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 GrassVortex: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: 
 Terminal423: o7
 tehcrashxor: Excellent
 rabbitgta: Splat
 schordash: let's go Diabore xD also F james o7
 freshmaker__: oops 
 Boon_33: James increased the vehical spawn rate for this one.
 Hawkwreak: I got killed by the damn blue. I didnt realise just how far out I was from circle till it was *WAY* Too late.
 Diabore: i went to novo!
 chrono2x: Nelly still lives
 DarkNacht: How is Nelly doing?
 SymphonySolstice: swimmin
 Redbassist: !magazine
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 gsyhiap: So... pushups?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveMiniaturePeppermintPanicVis-E5upYkbyLhH2V4B1
 Desruprot: Nelly is still alive
 l00n33y: I got launched from my boat otherwise I may have actually had a chance with tyrannid
 hackingducks: they're diaborical.
 Noy2222: I'm starting to think I don't know what I'm doing...
samw1se1s: whatsup
  SmithKurosaki: wooooowwwwww
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: rad
 definenull: immediate chaos
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Noy2222 Same strat here!
 kumatsu: o7
 dead_delver: this game is getting far enough I'm getting worried.
 TheDevil_Risen: o7
voren_chalco: Perfect comic timing
 SymphonySolstice: o7
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 Sorator13: shootymans with the boys!
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 TheAinMAP: 
 freshmaker__: oof gg shaun
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 freshmaker__: shaun just obliterated me as i tried to heal in my car. how dare you for shooting me while i run you over james
 Hawkwreak: KING MOVE.
 Redbassist: !updog
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 definenull: what a snipe\
 GrassVortex: 
 Boon_33: 
 ExhaustedElox: Damn! What a shot!
 schordash: diabore!! 
 shaunfinney: gg!
 BrowneePointz: Diabore's stealth and snipe has been Solid....like a Snake...
 DaSunao: 
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 phoenixletmeuseadashd: late looting is a great way to get shot
 MacbethSeemsSus: @BrowneePointz What a thrill....
Aiden: Oh hey @aceviru good to see you again
Firestar4041: *cue Dkes of Hazzard horn*
Firestar4041: *Dukes of Hazzard
a a: battle royales are such a human drama to watch
 SymphonySolstice: well played mazrae
 DirectorStephanie: @macbethseemssus a sensational username. S-tier
 DaSunao: They fell off a sea cliff!
 Mazrae: Dang saw no one then I died
 Boon_33: strategic bike deployment
 NorthstarTex: GGs, sorry not sorry for killing ya Nelly
 definenull: no way
 MacbethSeemsSus: @DirectorStephanie 
 Stormgod519: oh god
 DirectorStephanie: @dasunao the prophecy at last is fulfilled!
 DirectorStephanie: @macbethseemssus 
 thebuzzstreams: Dave is living on the edge
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lets go dave
 SymphonySolstice: dave gaming??
 BrowneePointz: Speaking Metal Gear, TIL that the Weapons Vendors are called Drebins because they sell...naked guns
 definenull: owie
 DaSunao: 
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
 Terminal423: DING
 DirectorStephanie: Holy snipe!
 ekimekim: Diabore is ice cold here
 Angreed66: nelly is right being spotted is worse than a clean headshot
 definenull: oh dave
 CodenameBluebird1: Nice kill Diabore I was worried someone came down from that car and came back up.
 WokenClick: Is the password for the lobby somewhere in the discord or something?
 Angreed66: the classic buttslol
 VinylMinty: NOOO tyranidd1 FELL
  Juliamon: It's buttslol
  SmithKurosaki: buttslol @WokenClick
 MacbethSeemsSus: @WokenClick buttslol
 dead_delver: @WokenClick pinned message in chat.
 WokenClick: awesome, thanks
 terribleplan: Tyranid never punished
 definenull: aww so close
 schordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: ohnoo
 Zanzabar_: Arg my game is raking forever to patch
 Zanzabar_: Taking*
 GasCityGaming: Did not think I was making it up from the water lol
 BrowneePointz: James knows a thing or two about backing up too poorly *minecraft fall joke*
 thcstalker: How many meds does Tyranid have is the real question.
 freshmaker__: tyranid has to go all the way over to diabore
 DirectorStephanie: Have Serge and James seen the Rumble? 
  SmithKurosaki: I think James has, unsure about Serger
 BrowneePointz: Nutsack 2000 is Lady Gaga's next album
 atinyspacemarine: put some respect on the sack
 atinyspacemarine: not like, a lot
 definenull: "board state" 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DirectorStephanie: I wonder if nutsack saw that is such a wild sentence to say with a straight face
 definenull: oh no
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 drewm1022: Nutsacks, notable for their lack of perception.
 NorthstarTex: Hey, dying to Nutsack2000 was an honor
 definenull: HOW
 BrowneePointz: board state works, if you view the players as chess pieces @definenull
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Inb4 Tyranidd snipes Diabore.
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 thebuzzstreams: So close
 Stormgod519: woooow
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DirectorStephanie: 
  Sarah: The commentary makes it even better
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's 1v1vcliff
 TheAinMAP:   
 definenull: o7
 GasCityGaming: o7
 Barb4rian: o7
 asddsa28: 07
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 ProcyonFlynn: o7
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: o7
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 coachNelly: ^^;
 drewm1022: o7
 lemmel: o7
 dead_delver: o7
  thingo314: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
 thcstalker: o7
 GrassVortex: o7
 DirectorStephanie: 
 thebuzzstreams: o7
 Spades_Slicc: o7
 ghyllnox: 
 Terminal423: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
Forgotten_Sanity: C4 o7
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HasturTheYellow:     
 Reyyan1395: o7
 jellyfisharecool: o7
 orrie104: F
likelyDangerous: o7
 Larkonus: 
 lamina5432: o7
 Boon_33: o7\
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 ralphthellama: o7
 UltraVioletVodoo: o7
 head_cannon: o7
 MungoDude: o7
 Peter_Chordash: o7
 calculated_uncertainties: 
 koodooman: o7
 Khalstrom: o7
 FelidarSov: o7
 nyc_mtg: o7
 insanecat6mtg: o7
MalikaiTheRed: o7
 Lobo_Apache: o7
7gorobei: o7
 canahedo: O7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 IanAllenBird: o7
  amative1: o7
 Stormgod519: o7
 OtherEdgeworth: o7
  Foxmar320: 
 Redbassist: o7
 rabbitgta: 07
 ghyllnox: o7
 ClodiumSoride: o7
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Croooooooow_t_robot: O7
 NorthstarTex: o7
 teddywhosabear: o7
 DaSunao: o7
 schordash: o7
 vinewood_og: o7
 TheAinMAP:  
 Stormgod519: GG
 wrapscalion: o7
 Kelazi5: o7
 lemmel: gg!
 MacbethSeemsSus: gg
 margieargie: Lucky number 13!
 Diabore: fuuuuuck
 Redbassist:   
 insanecat6mtg: GG
 TheAinMAP: 
 dead_delver: I'm not making it...
 DirectorStephanie: inCREDible
 ExhaustedElox: I appreciate how Tyranid went out 
 DaSunao:    
 KharadBanar: The unseen nutsack is the deadliest
 FelidarSov: 
 ProcyonFlynn:  !!
 BrowneePointz: They're a strong independent Nutsack that don't need no balls!
 Hawkwreak: Tyranid, that was an exemplary out.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah buddy you are
 AtomicAlchemical: you were so close Diabore
 IaCthulhuFthagn: 6 kills is hardly unseen.
 thebuzzstreams: Tyranid was the winner in spirit
MalikaiTheRed: my install is stuck on 91% verifying
 melegaunt_: My body is ready for my first game of pubg.
 Diabore: dragunov ran out of bullets in that last fight
likelyDangerous: wait, who's tyranid?
 circusofkirkus: up the cars
 Hawkwreak: James fix vehicles 
 tyranidd1: allways go out with a bang 
 DirectorStephanie: Get in while the gettin’s good
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousSeductiveCurlewSwiftRage-bzBtA_f5VACSRuGB
 chrono2x: 2 pushups
 Angreed66: pushups
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: 5000000 subs
 kumatsu: I was still downloading, what's pw?
 Boon_33: join the game
 DigitalSeahorse: chicken nugsack  
 Lobo_Apache: 10 push ups
 Barb4rian: Need a few minutes, tutorial
 BrowneePointz: buttlol
 freshmaker__: sorry again for running you over james lol. I just saw someone in front of my car and put the foot down.
 Diabore: god my heart is PONDING
 lamina5432: I'm here you will have a better shot
 Croooooooow_t_robot: I'm updating  hopefully I'll get in on the next one
 nyc_mtg: @kumatsu password: buttslol
 thebuzzstreams: @likelyDangerous the one who was stuck by the cliff and went out via their own C4 on their own terms
 ContingentCat: ah the traditional password
 BrowneePointz: butts* my keyboard betrayed me
 atinyspacemarine: need to restart pubg, two secs
 nyc_mtg: plural butts, singular lol
 Mystaira: I thought there was only something if chat kills James or James killed you.
 xantos69: Trying to join... just need 5 seconds.
 itmightbemikey: if james dies before serge, the bowels will be purged?
 thebuzzstreams: Butts Hole, like Attorneys General
likelyDangerous: @thebuzzstreams ik I meant are they part of LRR or just have the tag?
LibraryWitchKei: Oh damn this brings me back
 ralphthellama: Welp my d/l on Steam is being a derp
 atinyspacemarine: c'mon pubg, load
  amative1: 3 v everyone else?
 nyc_mtg: @itmightbemikey serge dies before james, sailors beware
 thebuzzstreams: @likelyDangerous gotchya, just a usual in chat i believe
 MaraSadow: I would join but my internet is being trash so no download for me
 Diabore: i muted the stream when i got to the beach, i hope you were singing my praises serge
 atinyspacemarine: wait
 dead_delver: sunk cost at this point.
 Zanzabar_: Probably gonna miss this round unfortunately this game takes forever to patch
 CodenameBluebird1: I'll take top ten for my first game in years lol.
 atinyspacemarine: oh I'm in
 atinyspacemarine: phew
 Diabore: glhf
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: plane wifi game? 
 Malazim: Lonnie
 BrowneePointz: Nelly and Serge are sweating in their Magic Judge boots as Ku logs in
 thebuzzstreams: playing in the pilots seat
 ArdCollider: ahahaha I see Lonnie showed up
 markaci: Horrible ping in the air
 CodenameBluebird1: I went back and watched the Youtube stream and idk HOW I missed Dave rofl
 Diabore: k first game when i dont have a controller sabotaging me and i get 4 kills, pog
 xantos69: Well it has been a pleasure to serve with you all.  Going dark for gameplay.
 Lobo_Apache: Not close enough
 melegaunt_: sealed EoE has felt so grindy
 schordash: serge is using performance inhancers, being all hydrated over there
 ProcyonFlynn: Yargle in chat?  Nice
 freshmaker__: im the frog!
 terribleplan: See you at school
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: School again. somehow ?:D
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 BrowneePointz: wait was that someone in a korean Gat?
 Summerlithi: Hurry up guys you'll be late for class
 freshmaker__: love to shoot love to range
 AlistorKO: PUBGeeeeee
 drewm1022: You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny.  My mother hung me on a hook once.  Once.
 TheAinMAP: 
a a: o7
Josepy2u: o7
  Joe Mitchell: o7
a a: now that's a killer nutsack
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 letsbelgo: nice nelly
 Spades_Slicc: bananers
 darkcyril: Mighty bananas
 BrowneePointz: so in Tears of the Kingdom Serge, the Yiga Clan are evil ninjas that are comedically obsessed with Bananas
 BrowneePointz: err and Breath*
 Spades_Slicc: Bullets are for cowards, melee only
 roastbeefsandwitch: I enjoyed the LRR Indoor Olympics where y'all (in Moonbase 4) did the Nerf battle Royale in the building.
 DirectorStephanie: It’s the Alberta in him
 Redbassist: 
 letsbelgo: it jams
 tehcrashxor: You put it on toast.
 schordash: bullets and coffee beans~
 brainbosh: Jammer pack prevents blue zone for a bit
 thcstalker: Do we crack open 2 jammer packs and shuffle up and play?
 darkcyril: @BrowneePointz The Master Kohga boss fight in BotW is absolutely peak.
 LiveFaust:  
 BrowneePointz: if you're American it stops signals, if you're British it dispenses cookies, if you're hardcore it dispenses tunes
 BrowneePointz: oh god sorry biscuits*
 Zanzabar_: It takes blue dmg instead of you
 BrowneePointz: I just made all the brits mad by using wrong bakery nomenclature
 terribleplan: oof
 Just_Herby: Well at least I got to fire my gun that time
  SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePointz They'd have to be awake to be mad
 ralphthellama: After taking out rares and gold cards, my EOE PR kit had 12w, 13u, 12b, 13r, and 13g
 roastbeefsandwitch: Product placement for Taco Bell or Doritos?
 definenull: James known stream sniper
 rabbitgta: Actually the went meep honk meep
likelyDangerous: james killing serge would be hilarious
 DirectorStephanie: @livefaust exceptional taste in emotes, friend
 Redbassist:  
 TheAinMAP: 
  SmithKurosaki: Alright, I gotta be up early tmrw. Have fun with the shootymans chat
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 definenull: foreshadowing
 SymphonySolstice: 
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  Sarah_Serinde:  perfection
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 schordash: 
 DirectorStephanie:   
 BrowneePointz: perfect timing
 rabbitgta: Clip that please
7gorobei: the timing
 NorthstarTex: COMEDY
 Terminal423: LOL
 schordash:  
likelyDangerous: jinxed it
 Summerlithi: Guys don't make me laugh I've thrown my back out D:
 thcstalker: Serge with the gift of prophecy
 DeM0nFiRe: [citation needed]
 LiveFaust: @DirectorStephanie Thanks, framd. The creator is good people. 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoyPuzzledBottleHassaanChop-eUvD1XNBaM_gFy5K
 DirectorStephanie: @livefaust they have great taste so it stands to reason 
 Diabore: chat how do i fly a glider?
 thcstalker: Serge has the taste of blood.
 BrowneePointz: I mean you ARE from Canadian Texas
 DirectorStephanie: ^
 DarkNacht: Road warrior
 BrowneePointz: you should know a thing or two about a RodEHo
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: revenge!
 chrono2x: wow
 LiveFaust: @DarkNacht Nah, that's Australian Texas.
 DirectorStephanie: Daaaaang
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticQuaintPieBleedPurple-IjKthssKo3msOMTC
 SymphonySolstice: gg phoenix
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 Redbassist:   
 letsbelgo: nice aim
 TheAinMAP:  
 chrono2x:   
 roastbeefsandwitch: mind the Recoil on that gun!
 thcstalker: I like the helmet flew off.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: you hit me the first time
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the rifle trife generally?
 circusofkirkus: "i'm not going to spray anymore"
 ProcyonFlynn: Based on the helmet - you got the assist James.
 Boon_33: more aim, less shoot
 defaultedusername: does that drinking animation just pour drink into hand and then toss it back?
 terribleplan: Stole his car
 BrowneePointz: Excuse you Twitch's ult is called Rat-a-tat-tat now
 NorthstarTex: Roadkills feel good, take it from me  (was Vanbael in PUBG)
 circusofkirkus: that sounds like victim blaming
 LiveFaust: "IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGYYYYYY...~~~"
likelyDangerous: I think the issue was driving straight at a dude with a gun
 dead_delver: do you know who my dad is?
 rxpalindrome: got a kill that time, thats a 100% improvment
 rabbitgta: Old James
 KharadBanar: Target James
 PharaohBender27: "I'M JAMES TURNER, DAMMIT"
 BrowneePointz: You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your James behind
 Sethalidos: is he an escapee from the old folk's home?
 LiveFaust: Somebody come gitter...
 thebuzzstreams: ah yes, old man Turner
 Noy2222: Famous Youtuber James Turner?
a a: I really hope that that was James' car that he left as bait and now doesn't have
Vex Aris: CLIP IT
  Sarah: Masterful timing
Middleman9595: I look forward to the highlights from the subathon. I hope it's an hour
  Sarah: fingers crossed we get a Sims supercut too
 sounderfan84: sure you didn't lose him in target 
 BrowneePointz: cuz your James don't dance, and IF he don't dance, then he's no James of mine
 Noy2222: I know him from The Sims
 MungoDude: looks like the sort of guy who digs holes and/or falls down
 gsyhiap: Honestly, I feel like that describes multiple people in chat
 electra310: There's someone in chat who doesn't know who he is? Sounds serious
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 letsbelgo: car drive shoot
 drewm1022: Dude, where's your car?
 nevermore913: Do the tarkov skills not translate?
 Boon_33: James *sigh*
 LiveFaust: That'd work if they were a Giant Enemy Crab.
 dead_delver: nelly with the dogs out.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Peter_Chordash: Oh it was James haba
 letsbelgo: 
 SymphonySolstice: rip chordash
 ekimekim: swing your arms from side to side?
 chrono2x: The James giggle
 Mazrae: Dang it tyranidd you got me
 Angreed66: even if you wiggle center mass kills
 BrowneePointz: I want this game with none of Tarkov tbh
 WokenClick: As is tradition, I got some good stuff and died without firing a shot
 lamina5432: I lasted longer then I thought I would
 schordash: @Peter_Chordash o7  
 Lobo_Apache: TArkov is the worst game with the best gunplay
 VinylMinty: NOOO Nutsack go tme
 HavenDragon: tbh i still play pubg for mostly the vehicle mechanics. so there may be something wrong w me
 xVoxtric: vehicles not handling great on the terrain is largely what I think people fell in love with - me included
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: died to healing alas 
 KharadBanar: that's just Far Cry
 Lobo_Apache: Day Z gameplay idea right here
 Mazrae: Im glad that I got at least 2 kills this time
 BrowneePointz: and here I am just loving the movement in Apex
 GasCityGaming: oof my bones
 HavenDragon: oh, i love not seeing anyone for like 20 mins then dying that's my ideal actually 
 SymphonySolstice: rip dave
 WitchyTQ: ugh i miss this game but like from 6 years ago lol
 Angreed66: always run
 Angreed66: your target also has to run
 ekimekim: channeling their inner obiwan and holding the high ground
Middleman9595: god I hope
Guilherme Baeta: as someone who doesn't know anything about fps games, how different is the gunplay from pubg to tarkov?
  Sarah: I don't play shooters and I don't watch them enough to be helpful here I'm afraid
  Sarah: iirc Tarkov is heavy on the realism
 melegaunt_: Hey that was me!
 mercano82: this is when you want a jammer pack
 melegaunt_: My first death in my first game
 letsbelgo: oh boy
 Zanzabar_: when you play enough pubg you kinda learn to not put yourself in the running through the blue situations.
 hidingbox: Very eventful
 dumbo3k: was that Nelly in James' car?
MalikaiTheRed: okay, install complete and tutorial accomplished
 FenrisSchafer:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 teddywhosabear: so close
 GasCityGaming: tier 10 grippers
 sporkraptor: barefoot XD
 vinewood_og: zero shoes
 mercano82: 1/3 of the remaining players are in the blue
 terribleplan: Twix in the tank, lol
 terribleplan: RIP nelly
 SymphonySolstice: feeties for stun damage
 sporkraptor: tbh the lack of shoes would destroy me
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: realized after I died the smoke launcher would have saved me. alas
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Showing feet for free.
 SymphonySolstice: stealth 100
 letsbelgo: good choice nelly
 thebuzzstreams: smart
 Redbassist: Amazing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ahhhh
 GasCityGaming: them bare tootisies is super quiet
 melegaunt_: I saw someone parachuting in right before I died - I thought people only drop at the start?
 Diabore: poor freashmaker
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just murdered me
 GasCityGaming: @melegaunt_ there's a pickup that lets you re-drop
 SymphonySolstice: probably saw the drop @melegaunt_
MalikaiTheRed: @melegaunt_ supply air drop maybe?
 Diabore: tell tyranidd to go loot me, i got good stuff
 sporkraptor: lotta bare feets
 melegaunt_: nope person - shot and got blood
 Peter_Chordash: Tab to bring out the player list apparently
 space_turbulence: Oh my god, Nelly pulled the same trick i always used during hide and seek at summer camp
 freshmaker__: okay ive officially played too much fortnite. i forgot that cars immediately die in the water.
 dumbo3k: I appreciate your narration
 melegaunt_: so what's the red circle in the map?
 freshmaker__: well ithe car stopped working. i didnt die from that. just from zone.
 lamina5432: do cars have gas?
 Angreed66: Serge inserting explode
 chrono2x: Since you start with less than 100 on this huge map, I think it doesn't really kick off until the zone gets decently small.
likelyDangerous: gotta follow the ghillie
 Hawkwreak: I didnt even notice how full the observatory was!
 Diabore: right i flew on a glider this game, it was great
 Just_Herby: @melegaunt_ Red zone, artillery hits there randomly
 atinyspacemarine: ugh, I  should've driven the whole way up
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Ghillie suits, notoriously good for hiding inside buildings.
 SymphonySolstice: 
 BusTed: invisible
 thebuzzstreams: hit by the bush in the building
 CodenameBluebird1: wow shauntron lol
 schordash:   
 Just_Herby: @lamina5432 Yes they do
 99enigmas: Glad my death made the main screen! lol
 BrowneePointz: huh, Ghillie suits work for office buildings. Who knew?
 terribleplan: Nelly's in trouble
 atinyspacemarine: I at least did a vehicular homicide
Forgotten_Sanity: James shooting Nelly
likelyDangerous: universal camouflage
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The observatory is used for looking up!
 mercano82: this is making me miss the days this was the only map in the game
 SymphonySolstice: lrr on lrr violence
Mai_Andra: ♫ Who's Zooming Who? ♫
 teddywhosabear: wooooow
 LiveFaust: Well that's silly, @iacthulhufthagn . Gamers CAN'T look up.
 CodenameBluebird1: DUDE this cliff strategy is goated lol.
 MungoDude: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: good nade sack
 paulthemapguy: That was insane lol
 Redbassist:  
 terribleplan: I think that was the car thief IIRC
a a: does_he_know.jpg
 Spades_Slicc: Serge no
 ProcyonFlynn: Nope, that's not a saying.
 letsbelgo: serge no
 Lobo_Apache: That's not what that means
 Summerlithi: phrasing
 HavenDragon: Serge no
 SymphonySolstice: gg twixley
 Spades_Slicc: That's not what getting backdoored means
MalikaiTheRed: Phrasing?
 drrek0: I swear at some point I will hit another player with a shot
 BusTed: 
 defaultedusername: I'm not saying you can't...
 Lobo_Apache: That's called being third-partied
  Sarah_Serinde: ah Serge
 ContingentCat: I mean you can
 atinyspacemarine: yeah that's uh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 teddywhosabear: hmmm
 Diabore: nah you just got a dirty mouth serge
 freshmaker__: pinched or third partied yeah
 Angreed66: It's not dirty
 Spades_Slicc: It's called a three body problem
 adept_nekomancer: Dirty minds?  Us?  Never.
likelyDangerous: dude, context can NOT justify that
 orrie104: Uhh, was that about mu fogjt wotj Twixley?  I'm BlackJackGeary in the game
 ArdCollider: Goof Troop Goof Troop \o/
 atinyspacemarine: it's the same place as where you store things in tarkov
Mai_Andra: ♫ I can be your Back Door Lover ♫
 AlistorKO: Wow, formally Tested's WSill Smith mentioned
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge I still want to know if you know what the act of teabagging is meant to be
 hoveringhalibut: I got the luckiest headshot on someone in an Uaz on the wheels
 Manitu_25: the contrast between serges chat and LRR chat is so funny lol
 paulthemapguy: do NOT rip your nutsack
 99enigmas: Go James go!
 Xan_The_Quiet: whoever's buggy i stole was not happy. i never did find a replacement helmet
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtsySpicyFloofOneHand-LitbepGzPVp5Ry0e
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 99enigmas: Go for the crate!  Do it!
  amative1: nice shot James
 DeM0nFiRe: smh I can't believe LRR kills their own mods
 hoveringhalibut: Is there bullet drop?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamySassyHamMikeHogu-B1QBkZIAadNkr7G1
 Stormgod519: o7 Amative1
 MacbethSeemsSus: Final 3
 paulthemapguy: Serge's trash talk may have helped secure the victory
 Xan_The_Quiet: @hoveringhalibut there sure is
 SymphonySolstice: lets go xantos
  Foxmar320: @amative1 He missed like 10 times 
 NotCainNorAbel: Serge sure is talkative for being dead 
  amative1: top 5, 0 kills
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Xan_The_Quiet But not bullet travel time right, just hit scan?
 lamina5432: they might encounter each other first
 AlistorKO: usually people don't look up!
  Sarah_Serinde: Go James
 DeM0nFiRe: He is actively gaming]
 HavenDragon: ok so i'm joining the next round but i don't usually fpp, so no one is allowed to judge me 
 NotCainNorAbel: Come on xantos!
 Xan_The_Quiet: @IaCthulhuFthagn nope, it's not hitscan
 Lord_Hosk: Is that Xantos68? Xantos70?  NO its Xantos69!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: 1v1vtrees
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Xan_The_Quiet So bullets are simulated in real time? Cool.
 Stormgod519: @Lord_Hosk bttvNice
Firestar4041: need to really invest in a; "Serge says questionable things" jar
  Sarah: Good way to build up your savings
a a: i think i'd run out of space in the house
Middleman9595: I am far too invested in this outcome
  Sarah: I'm rooting for James
Middleman9595: yeah gotta root for the LRR hero
 MWGNZ:  
 Diabore: wasted all the nades
 TheAinMAP:  
 AlistorKO:  
 schordash: biting nails in spirit
 schordash:  
 thcstalker: trying to flick like its csgo I like it.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice 
 terribleplan: Holy
 PsychoI3oy: GG
 Kentosaurus: well done
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn
 GasCityGaming: ggs!
 teddywhosabear: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 definenull: lets go
 NotCainNorAbel: gg
 chrono2x: GG
 DirectorStephanie: Holy moly!!
 AlistorKO: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 lemmel: ggs!
 CodenameBluebird1: 07
 canahedo: GG
 roastbeefsandwitch: GG
 Stormgod519: GG!
 MrSarkhan:   
 DaSunao: 
Forgotten_Sanity:   
 SymphonySolstice: GG!!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
  Sarah_Serinde:    
 xantos69: Who got me?
 underhill33:   
 SirSquidgey: well done
 CodenameBluebird1: gg
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 Terminal423: GG James!
 nyc_mtg: WOOHOO
 AlistorKO:     
 Manitu_25: GG
 CaptainChibale: let's gooooo
 simulacrum_snowman: he’s back
 thebuzzstreams: niiiiice
 vinewood_og: Cluck Tuah!
 rabbitgta: James ggs
 Reyyan1395: Yo!
 DirectorStephanie:   
 MungoDude:  James
 insanecat6mtg:   
 letsbelgo:    
 WokenClick: gg
 AtomicAlchemical: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Lobo_Apache: Let's Go!
 atinyspacemarine: GG!
 FlargBlarg: GG james
 teddywhosabear: gg
pyrock_mania: what a clean finish
 Stormgod519: Turner got it!!!
 schordash:  
 Redbassist:   
 melegaunt_: I think I may see the appeal of this gam
 SymphonySolstice: well played xantos
MalikaiTheRed: that was impressive
 electra310: GG!
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 pyrock_mania: That was just a textbook finish
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 paulthemapguy: James should be very proud. He should feel VERY good!
 definenull: its ashley
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 Nigouki: James might not have AC but he has home mouse advantage
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 roastbeefsandwitch: 10 hours ago, there was more than 10 hours to go. There's still 10 hours. Yay for 600 subs in the meantime!
 tehcrashxor: That's the most reasonable explaination
 DirectorStephanie: @dbvideostriketeam Well hello old friend!
 schordash: 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Nigouki Game chair moment for sure.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: gamer*
 itsaysTRUENO: Professor Rude
  Sarah_Serinde: The details are pinned in chat
  Sarah_Serinde: I made this pin for you chat
 dead_delver: can I not skip the tutorial?
 99enigmas: Congrats James!  A well earned Chimken Dinner!
  DBVideoStrikeTeam: @DirectorStephanie I may have opened the wrong browser for twitch haha
 orrie104: Thank you Sarah!
 couchboyj: And you thought egg inflation was bad, try buying a chicken dinner!
  Sarah_Serinde: dead_delver Nope
 thebuzzstreams: All praise @Sarah_Serinde !
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 dead_delver: It's not even registering my shooting the targets.
 letsbelgo: @Sarah_Serinde It doesn't fit. Do you have a gift receipt?
 DaSunao: As James said, gift subs for his win
 PharaohBender27: 6900 Respect to James
 DirectorStephanie: @dbvideostriketeam look, sometimes, a mistake is a good thing. 
  Sarah_Serinde: @letsbelgo You're trying to return a handmade gift? D:
 fiftymcnasty: The James invites the community to get stunted on by him hour
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SplendidPoliteKathyGivePLZ-29lTLz5SQrHT7Pg0
 xantos69: 50 Bits for the James Good game sir.
 letsbelgo: @Sarah_Serinde  
 GasCityGaming: alright, agro mode everybody
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: everyone dorp at the same spot, punch fight?
  Sarah_Serinde: @letsbelgo (To be very clear, I am also goofing  )
 DirectorStephanie:  let’s see some S-tier goofs
 rabbitgta: Going onto the island
 Angreed66: frag grenades only
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  Sarah: Hell yeah James
a a: big plays from the big man!
  Joe Mitchell: lets go!
Middleman9595: wow Sarah gettin' name dropped
  Sarah: Haha turns out I spend a lot of time with these people :P
 itsaysTRUENO: you're playing with house money
 James_the_Dabbler: This seems fun to do as a non-subathon event, but I’m enjoying just watching this happen
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 Angreed66: you got something better a grenade
 Boon_33: Serge, landing at 20 melee weapons
 Lord_Hosk: James went HOME anyways
  Sarah_Serinde: @James_the_Dabbler It can be hard getting enough people together for custom games during regular streams unfortunately
 PharaohBender27: If nothing else, we have guaranteed past another episode of Sims: LRR Edition
 roastbeefsandwitch: How well did the Vampire: Masquerade version of this game go? I saw some chatter about it
 Boon_33: step 1: drop it
 OldManJohnsonMB: months!
 mercano82: that or he went to the port on military island, the furthest spot from the circle
 Lord_Hosk: It got to the point the LRR was firing custom games with like 25-30 people and thats just not as fun
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 OldManJohnsonMB: weeee
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 teddywhosabear: it works tactically
 PharaohBender27: @roastbeefsandwitch I'm sorry, there was a VtM PUBG?
 thebuzzstreams: Inflatable boat is OP
 AtomicAlchemical: Can't believe Serge didn't take the boat
 roastbeefsandwitch: @PharaohBender27 "Blood Hunt"
 Boon_33: James sounds likt his prey lived
 SymphonySolstice: GG nelly
 Boon_33: ooo
 Lord_Hosk: THey aren't shooting at you Serge.. they are shooting WITH you... you just aren't joining in
 hidingbox: Nelly!
 FlargBlarg: tactical pack is like a backpack but it costs twice as much from that mall store that sells katanas
 itsaysTRUENO: blasted
 Stormgod519: COACH!
 MWGNZ:   
 Sorator13: way to go Nelly!!
 Boon_33: some
 thebuzzstreams: You would have lived if you had grabbed the boat!
 NotCainNorAbel: well the movie will start on time 
 thmanwithnoname: 
 HedronGrindah: got his ass
 rabbitgta: Too busy getting kills gg nelly
 thcstalker: So clearly we have to run it back right?
 Boon_33: Nelly will carry for you
 Angreed66: if Serge won that he'd have to ban himself right? 
 dagoth__ur_: @MichaelSnowbird Thanks for the gift sub!
 Boon_33: Nelly!
 Barb4rian: lol gg nelly
 Sorator13: \o/
 SymphonySolstice: 2 on the board
 pyrock_mania: way to go Nelly
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RamshacklePerfectRaisinWOOP-UqhIHwJi_ofzT_ur
 rabbitgta:  
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you clippers! 
 paulthemapguy: Nelly is making it happen fr
 AtomicAlchemical: Maybe Nelly will be the hero who takes the boat?
 Angreed66: That's what cars are for at least
 Boon_33: james. calling an uber
 thebuzzstreams: @AtomicAlchemical One can only dream
 mercano82: what’s the helicopter?
 Boon_33: then serge ded
 Barb4rian: Boatyard was me
 AtomicAlchemical: oh he needs to bail
 Boon_33: lol mad max fight
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 terribleplan: Meh, worth a shot
  amative1: James made a friend
 Angreed66: I think they are just taking the road
Technobach: It's amazing how much adrenaline I still have after dying 10 minute ago woof
 mercano82: did James pull a Dukes of Hazzard move?
 definenull: the scenic route
 Boon_33: james, going the cchill way around
 MalikaiTheRed: Well did I die first?
 chrono2x: drove right past the glider
 MacbethSeemsSus: Jokes on you person who killed me, I had nothing!
 Kentosaurus: obey all local traffic laws
 lamina5432: lasted longer then serge again
 Diabore: god damn it NO
 lamina5432: I have no Idea how gun drop works in this
 Diabore: lost a fight and they had 3 hp left
 MalikaiTheRed: Diabore got me
 definenull: just blair witching
 schordash: 
 MWGNZ: 
  Juliamon:   
 Boon_33: trapped, in the closet
 Diabore: and then phoenix got me @MalikaiTheRed
 fcloud: how goes the pubg-a-thon
 paulthemapguy: Is camping frowned upon?
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I should not have won that
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: luck kill 
 Diabore: @phoenixletmeuseadashd 3 hp left, if you hadnt gotten a good chunk before we connected again, but so it goes, gg
 MalikaiTheRed: @Diabore I mean, it was my first match so as long as I didn't die first I feel alright
 Boon_33: Nelly, smiling politely.
 Diabore: serge how do i flying observer again?
 Boon_33: Remeber when he killed serge chat?
 Diabore: tyty
 schordash: well this is gonna be a bunch of people crammed in a circle soon
 thebuzzstreams: James got a match win, Nelly got a personal win, and Serge got to stream
 fcloud: @Boon_33 my granpappy used to tell it
 terribleplan: BTW, sorry amative1
 VinylMinty: tyranidd1 nooo my desert bus buddy! D:
 Kentosaurus: f
 SymphonySolstice: f
 definenull: o7
 Boon_33: f
 schordash: f
 orrie104: f
 lamina5432: f
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: f
 DirectorStephanie: f
 MalikaiTheRed: f
 powerflapjack: @thebuzzstreams insert "north 100 showdown" joke here
 definenull: brutal
 xVoxtric: a true frag out
 nishwastaken: f
 vinewood_og: F o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 paulthemapguy: that was art to watch
 Redbassist: F
 Mazrae: Noooo
 paulthemapguy: that was beautiful
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: knew it 
 Bacon_Trail: F
 Mazrae: I had just made it back into the circle
  amative1: @terribleplan no worries! that was the first time there was more than like 2 of us at school / the apartments next door, so it was inevitable that I'd have to face someone... and I suck at shooters =P
 Bacon_Trail: Wait I just joined 2 minutes ago, is this game all viewers / subs?
 Boon_33: nelly: LEFT, opponent: LEFt
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Bacon_Trail Yep, info to joins pinned at top of chat
 paulthemapguy: getting to watch that from the side, one of the most super effective nades I've seen in pubg. 10/10 cinematography lol
 definenull: yeah awkward that nelly's cover is in the blue
 Diabore: drrek there too
 lamina5432: nelly smells the loop
 Diabore: drrek behind deli
 definenull: yeah a third is wandering in
 Bacon_Trail: @MacbethSeemsSus Just spotted that, thanks! (I am observant...)
 terribleplan: Oh man, the person hiding in the bridge...
 WokenClick: So uh, pro tip, don't panic shoot the ground when holding a rocket launcher
 Boon_33: James, being james
 Diabore: james looking at ghosts
 Sorator13: @WokenClick Oh. Oh dear.
 rabbitgta: 
 Diabore: iirc it was just containers
 WokenClick: I was trying to camp the road for a car, but someone came up behind me haha
 Boon_33: called: shenanigans
 dumbo3k: Georgopol, it's where Spiders Georg is from
 VinylMinty: the problem with this game is my hearing is so bad that i cant tell directional
 fcloud: go team nutsack
 Boon_33: wow, such map
 simulacrum_snowman: &
 Diabore: actual factual bridge troll
 Boon_33: tons of players going water
 thebuzzstreams: Fun fact, James wouldn't have to swim if he picked up the inflatable boat 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is gona be a mess 
 Diabore: always the furthest option from james
 adept_nekomancer: Shed center
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ready to keep people off his lawn
 Boon_33: the dukes of hazzard on map.
 SymphonySolstice: feeties out, they're ready
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: 20 alive this late is nuts
 fcloud: man you are so exposed in the water
 rxpalindrome: woohoo 3 kills this time
 lamina5432: some people still getting across the river
 Diabore: tyranidd with a car kill, that was great
 definenull: contact!
 FlargBlarg: james v xantos again lol
 SymphonySolstice: o7 xantos
 simulacrum_snowman: dang the rematch
 Just_Herby: I'm out but I got 3 kills, not bad considering today's my first time playing
Kevin Babb: I got to use the helicopter extract, that was fun
Middleman9595: Shauntron being the "get off my lawn" old man
 xantos69: Well crap... I heard footsteps, but saw nothing.
 Just_Herby: One of them was jsut sat in a car outside a window, BUT still counts
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 FlargBlarg: I love the tale of james
 teddywhosabear: let's follow james for a bit
 thebuzzstreams: Tale of james
 dumbo3k: I'm just enjoying you narrating, doesn't matter who
 orrie104: Tale of James is good
 NotCainNorAbel: james is good
 coachNelly: i'm glad serge said something i thought i was filling Really Dead air haha
 korvys: James has a tail?
 momma_tatts: enjoying the trials of James
 lamina5432: first time playing every time I meet a player I die
 99enigmas: Touche!
 VinylMinty: tyranidd1 you killed me desert bus buddy 
 likelyDangerous: the tale with extra side stories is perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just enjoy whatever you are enjoying commentating
 99enigmas: Touche sir!
 MWGNZ:   
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: that one makes me sad there's no instant replay
 coachNelly: @lamina5432 welcome to valorant i mean PUBG
 tyranidd1: @likelyDangerous im sorry! o7
 99enigmas: Enjoy my loot james!
 fcloud: nutsack supremacy
 chibi_bento: I am puttering around doing house chores, and am LOVING you doing commentary, Serge. You're really good at it.
 coachNelly: yay serge!
 fcloud: yeah, has serge done this before? great game knowledge
 likelyDangerous: @tyranidd1 well played
 BrowneePointz: What Serge lacks in ability to stay alive he more than makes up for in Play-by-play
 GasCityGaming: oof ggs
 Mr_Bitterness: boom headshot!
 SymphonySolstice: gg dave
 Lord_Hosk: daves not here man
 GasCityGaming: sks ran outta ammo
 NotCainNorAbel: sure does
 Diabore: top 5
 chibi_bento: @BrowneePointz ha! absolutely
 melegaunt_: SHAUNTRON AGAIN 
 GasCityGaming: 2 kills and 7th, i'll take it!
 melegaunt_: 6th on 2nd game at least
 calculated_uncertainties: Serge commentary on fire.
 melegaunt_: Avenge me james!
 lamina5432: Havendragon is just crawling the whole time
 Xan_The_Quiet: i got murdered by lonnie, just like old times
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: so close
 thebuzzstreams: a full on car!
 BusTed: what an effort
 NorthstarTex: o7 Shaun
 thebuzzstreams: JAMES HAS A CAR
 dutchmoose: very nice wow
 simulacrum_snowman: that was close
 MacbethSeemsSus: Awww
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 fcloud: that was amazing tho james
 rabbitgta: So good o7
 letsbelgo: 
 Pal_Friendpatine: finishing high in arena games is a good feeling. I finished Forza Horizon 5’s The Eliminator a few times. I almost passed out with excitement the first time I won
 head_cannon: Well fought.
 ArdCollider: o7 goof troop
 kirataigharl: Intens3
 thebuzzstreams: Still got bronze!
 MWGNZ:  lonnie
 99enigmas: At least the guy who killed me got James.
 TheAinMAP: 
 sheqesi: Amazing!
 99enigmas: I feel a little better about dying.
 paulthemapguy: A very well-earned 3rd place
 BusTed: 
 xantos69: GGs
 SymphonySolstice: ggs john
 WitchyTQ: 
 SytYoshi: 
 Boon_33: waoh
 RockPusher:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 likelyDangerous: what a flick ggs
 rabbitgta: Gg
 HavenDragon: damb
 insanecat6mtg: GG
 AlistorKO: ahahahaha
 wedge_x: Goof TROOP
 lamina5432: 
 Terminal423: GG
 RockPusher:   
 ArdCollider: 
 CodenameBluebird1: gg Lonnie
 BrowneePointz: Sudden Eurovision
 DirectorStephanie:   
 HavenDragon: i am shakinggg
 underhill33:   
 Redbassist:   
 schordash:   
  amative1: spin that schwarma
 TheAinMAP:  
 fcloud: 🎷
 GasCityGaming:   
 iris_of_ether:     
 insanecat6mtg:   
 Boon_33: kenny G a[[roves of this victory
 NorthstarTex: remember schwarma spin?
 HavenDragon: i did not expect #2 lol
7gorobei: evil wins
 VinylMinty: gg everyone
 lemmel: gg!
 asddsa28: gg
 shaunfinney: GG!
 tyranidd1: that was fun! cheers all!
 GasCityGaming: gg all!
 terminal_void: GG
 sheqesi: GG everyone!
 thebuzzstreams: GG y'all
 Datnade012:   
 orrie104: OMG, so fun!
 Darth_Litigious: gg
Forgotten_Sanity: gg!
 99enigmas: gg!
 Diabore: maybe a cheeky little one more sometime?
 99enigmas: So much fun!
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: good games.
 Just_Herby: GGs! That was so fun, thank you so much everyone!"
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 WokenClick: GGs! 3 games, 1 shot, 1 self kill. As it should be.
 Lord_Hosk: Friend of the stream JohnLonnie
 HavenDragon: ggs for surre
  Sarah: Love getting to do the fun thing
Deil: gg nelly thanks for the rip lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your commentary was amazing
 99enigmas: @Diabore Yes Please!
 DirectorStephanie:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And that was so much fun to watch
 Boon_33:   
 xantos69: Well I am 0/2 against James.  Lets go for round 3.
 Xan_The_Quiet: i got 5th twice, so it was a good day for me
 99enigmas: Lots of love everyone!
 GasCityGaming: i've had the doctor do something like that Nelly
 sheqesi: Thank you so much!!!
 HavenDragon: 0 kills #2 lol
 tidehollowcat: I was a free kill every time, ggs
 Mazrae: Im just sad that I wasn't able to see when I got grenades on stream I saw that it was looking towards me right after
  amative1: coulda... woulda... shoulda........ didna
 sheqesi: That was fantastic!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Seems like good timing to me
 99enigmas: Thank you all for the games!
 xantos69: Can we do this some more?
 Diabore: cheeky little one more sometime?
 chanterelleton: @HavenDragon truly kingly stuff
 WitchyTQ: y'all lucky funkos on a real plane lol
 jvetting83: Great fun all.
 WokenClick: That was fun even tho I'm terrible
  amative1: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: As a first time PUPGer, that was a lot of fun
 paulthemapguy: 1st and 3rd for James, wowza
 schordash: thanks for the pubg gang! o7
 serramarkov: Now I know what PUBG is. Thanks!
 DirectorStephanie:  thank you for all the awesome games!
davideil: gg nelly thanks for the rip lol
 99enigmas: @WitchyTQ The boogeyman gives PUBG players nightmares!
 Reyyan1395: Thank you James!
 GasCityGaming: these are always great
 lamina5432: it was fun and I will not practice for next year
 tidehollowcat: I have now uninstalled pubg
 m33pn8r: Super fun to watch, tnx all!
 mwlsn: I only caught the last little bit but that was fun, thanks everyone!
 Boon_33: step 4: flunge
 orrie104: Night Nelly, night James!
 rxpalindrome: that was fun
 Just_Herby: @tidehollowcat I think it was you I point blank shot in the head while you sat in a car. I felt kinda bad about that, if it helps 
 Xan_The_Quiet: thanks for games and fun!
 DirectorStephanie: 
 definenull: time to get movie snacks
 thebuzzstreams: @tidehollowcat until the next time
 gsyhiap: #BlameJames, but this time in a good way
 LPS_97: gg all
 CodenameBluebird1: Thanks for the games everyone!
Kendo_thorn: i really hope we get One More more often with PUBG again
 JDMan94: Always excited for royalty free movie night
 Diabore: community movie night!
 Mathwyn: Awwww yeah
 ekimekim: a movie without royalty, you say
 Boon_33:     
 Bacon_Trail: uh oh, drinkies
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SplendidEndearingBisonSoonerLater-MxB19J7SoRws170x
 DirectorStephanie: get those snacks, chat! 
 likelyDangerous: ggwp,all
 tidehollowcat: @just_herby indeed.  it was funny, though.
 tyranidd1: once a year would be amazing 
Genie_M: It's 6am
 Terminal423: Bye Serge!
 Boon_33: Bye
 Bacon_Trail: bye serge, thanks!
 Redbassist: !magazine
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 paulthemapguy: welcome to the C hole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow Serge really doesn't stream solo from the office does he
 VinylMinty: tyranidd1 You scared the shit out of me KEKW
 m33pn8r: me love royalty free movie night!
 Just_Herby: @tidehollowcat You were my first ever kill in PUBG 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 tyranidd1: @VinylMinty 
 DirectorStephanie: ^
Kendo_thorn: holy crap youtube is super delayed
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's also a slightly more complicated setup for the subathon
ecredragon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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 Singenmeister: !quote James
  LRRbot: Quote #9262: "I'm never the problem." —James [2025-02-18]
 tidehollowcat: @just_herby happy that one of us got one
 Just_Herby: @tidehollowcat I got lucky. And you've got a whole year to practice for the next time 
 quietcat: lol it took the whole time slot for my silly internet to let me redownload pubg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see a Harry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see an Ian
 Glim78: Time for movie night
davideil: it was a good time getting hs by james' k98 at the end
 MalFnord:  
 Glim78: See a spoofier
 AlistorKO:     
 shushu2539: movie time 
 letsbelgo: is that a blurry heather
 defaultedusername: Public domain! Woo!
 Stormgod519: oh movie time?
 Stormgod519: fun, brb
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gonna try to catch this in case "royalty free" doesn't mean "youtube okay" again
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad Harry is here to watch the movie with the crew
 dutchmoose: I'm actually very amped for this
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 PhoenixMelior: Back to sayhi for movie time! Who can i see...
JDMan94 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
 JDMan94: Always a big fan of royalty movie night! Thanks for the fun sunbathon times!
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 nishwastaken: I think I see alex?
 PhoenixMelior: Matt, heather, beej?
 PhoenixMelior: Oh that is alex
 nishwastaken: Good catch on Matt 
 letsbelgo: @PhoenixMelior matt, heather, beej, alex, cam, ben
 hidingbox: Does anyone know what the movie will be?
 PhoenixMelior: Thats not beej its cam
 LPS_97: Alex, Ian, Cam(?), Heather(?) and I know Ben will bethere
 nishwastaken: 
  Sarah: Time to get cozy
Firestar4041: popcorn sounds really good right now...
  Sarah: I should be going to bed but I'm gonna stay up for movie night
Monan Arts: straight to bed after tho
  Sarah: Though I'll probably go to bed partway through and continue watching from there
Monan Arts: (erk, youtube ate my 'same')
  Sarah: haha no worries
Lily the Otter: excited for movie night!
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Lily the Otter: but also bedtime right after
Monan Arts: 100%
 nishwastaken:  Alex
 definenull: hi alex
 GasCityGaming: hi Alex!
 JDMan94:  Alex
 GasCityGaming: ooo the noods!
 definenull: ooh alex got noods
 LPS_97: send noods
 PhoenixMelior: Hi alex
 HadesLeprechaun: is that raw men?!
 shushu2539: noodle eating alex
 RockPusher:  Noods on stream 
 CAKHost: Hot noods coming out way!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is that allowed?
 PhoenixMelior: I read heather as heathen. I should get readdy for bed.
 AlistorKO: Hot noods in a cup near you!
 nishwastaken: Guys we forgot Creepy Doll is also here
 Singenmeister: @PhoenixMelior That’s just normal
 PhoenixMelior: Harry is always there
 nishwastaken: oh my bad
 saintguard:  
 RedAlexxis: Public domain movie nigth! Yay!
 Singenmeister: These some good Mario 64 vibes
 grander_pastures: MOBIE BITE :))))))
 nishwastaken: 
 grander_pastures: MOLATY MREE MOOBIE MIGHT :))))))
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SnappyDistinctEmuCoolCat-xvZKXEvKVbsyRD-z
 James_the_Dabbler: Good news: I have popcorn. Bad news: I burnt the shit out of my hands making it
 nishwastaken: 
 ladylinzington: use a pan next time
 CAKHost: @James_the_Dabbler Oh no!
 drewm1022: You don't pop the corn one kernal at a time.
 PharaohBender27: OK, so I see Ian, Nelson?, Matt, Harry, Heather?, Cameron, and Alex
 James_the_Dabbler: @ladylinzington I have a single serive popcorn maker actually
 grander_pastures: PONPLORN
 DigitalSeahorse: I should have slept more than 40ish minutes before this
 PhoenixMelior: So many folks here for movie time
 James_the_Dabbler: My dog is also begging for popcorn
 grander_pastures: I want a
 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse GIGACHAD
 ladylinzington: @James_the_Dabbler ooh nice. Also I was joking, I'm sorry about your hands
 James_the_Dabbler: Pics in the LRRcord shortly
 RockPusher:  
 JDMan94: 
 grander_pastures: I hope for another Gem in a line of these gems of a night, the first was Brilliamt
 PhoenixMelior: Oh thats Jordynne too
 PharaohBender27: Oh wait I think the shape I thought was Nelson is actually Jordynne. Well that's embarassing for me
 neisan2112:   
 nishwastaken: @PhoenixMelior 
 Singenmeister: @PhoenixMelior I didn’t fall asleep yet! 
 DigitalSeahorse: @nishwastaken  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jordynne is just everywhere this week.
 grander_pastures: I think there's also a Beej here
 VinylMinty: CAmeron, jordynne, cori i thiunkk? Who else?
 PhoenixMelior: Hooray!
 samwiser_: I have acquired the caramel corns
 grander_pastures: One must Anticipate Beej around every corner
 nishwastaken: @VinylMinty Matt, Alex, maybe Ian?
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne is happy to see her friends
 Korolan: Angel maybe?
 PharaohBender27: Is that Bartleby?
 samwiser_: (The popped kind, lol)
 korvys: I think maybe Alex?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh is Alex having a slurry with coffee and dilly bar again?
 Sorator13: Matt, Jordynne, Cam, Alex, saw Ben earlier
 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse Sadly no, only ramen I think
 DigitalSeahorse: ah mmmmm ramen   
 grander_pastures: @samwiser_ I heard they're nearly hunted to extinction, good on ya for getting An Corn
 JDMan94: 
 grander_pastures: BOOP
 Oscelot: excite. I missed the first of these
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah now the volume comes all the way back up
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi Bartleby
 PhoenixMelior: Hi Bartleby
 ClodiumSoride: I tried coffee with ice cream bar in it. Was much less weird than i expected.
 Makoforte: OH NO
 AlistorKO: moooooovvvvvies
 nishwastaken: oh sorry, forgot bartleby is also there
 Oscelot: oh no
 GasCityGaming: @DigitalSeahorse i'm choosing to call it a mocha affogato
 grander_pastures: BARTLEBEEE
 saintguard:    
 CAKHost: NO
 bubba0077: alright, made my 🍿, ready to go
 letsbelgo: 
 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27: OK I called Bartleby at least
 TheAinMAP:    
 thebuzzstreams: ah, hello bartleby
 samwiser_: 
 roastbeefsandwitch: I see an IAN HEAD!
 AlistorKO:     
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 CAKHost: XD
 hackingducks:   
 LPS_97: Subathon the Third
 Mollylele: I'm revoking my sub
 josh___something:   
 grander_pastures: HEATHER!
 nishwastaken:   
 lamina5432: is bardlebee coming out of creepy doll
 RainyMint:   
 ghyllnox: I love the little Ian head just visible 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, if Alex is over there...... 
 Mr_Horrible:   
 pookahbee: Bartelby Sim when?
 insanecat6mtg:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ladylinzington:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 ArdCollider: jesus christ it's the dick puppet, etc.
 Singenmeister: I see a piss mug
 spethycakes: All hail Bartleby! 
 calculated_uncertainties: 5000
 Oscelot:   
 PhoenixMelior: Give subs!
 vanman229: 
 ContingentCat: Bartlebys leg sticking out is troubling
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to bartleby! They have given 3324 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Dalrint: huh. I always thought alex was the voice of bartleby
 momma_tatts:   
  Sarah: DB crafting for the first part, cozy watching in bed for the rest
Middleman9595: what do you mean it's still thursday? Surely today is friday
  Sarah: Technically it's 2 minutes into Friday for me
Middleman9595: yeah but it's felt like friday all day
Tim Blatherwick: same
a a: its been friday for 13 hours for me
John Hill: I had yesterday and today off work, so I have no idea what day of the week it is
aceviru: Tuesday:p
LittleRedPanda: It's whatever day you most strongly feel in your heart
Lily the Otter: I am outside of time
LittleRedPanda: Flurnsday
Mark D. Stroyer: Welcome to Ben Friday
Lily the Otter: here we go?
a a: it can be any day if you believe. no guarantees anyone will agree tho
aceviru: oh
  Sarah: Hello Bartleby
a a: aaaaaaaa
Mark D. Stroyer: Critically Snub-a-Thon?
aceviru: Oh no. Disembodied feet
 LPS_97: @ContingentCat I think thats Ian's head
 roastbeefsandwitch: Bartleby has legs?!?
 spethycakes: who is Bartleby sitting on? 
 nishwastaken: goodnight Bartleby, hope you rest well
 DigitalSeahorse: why isn't Alex wearing his heart on his sleeve? was he earlier? 
 Oscelot: lol
 PharaohBender27: 6000  Funds, you say?
 ElementalAlchemist: I'm excited for this
 dutchmoose: and SCENE
 AlistorKO: Goodnight Bartleby
 gualdhar: wow Heather has really long legs
 grander_pastures: Damn, were getting Negged by Bartlbe into fynding a movie
 Critterbot: Whose feet are those, hmmm? 
 Noy2222: Jackbox?
 neisan2112: Oh hai Heather
 Zerragonoss: I would take another season of roadquest long before a feature film.
 nishwastaken: @Singenmeister adds flavour
 RedAlexxis: 200 well clearly something needed to be done about ... all that
 grander_pastures: BIG KISSIES
 the_tutorial_boss: i missed the kiss!?
 Mollylele: wow cameo by the Jackbox head
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ian peekaboo
 vinewood_og: The jackbox guy is hiding behind the couch
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 Xafty: i have real mono, i dont need indirect mono too
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 DigitalSeahorse: safe sofa
 grander_pastures: Damn, missed the big Makeout :(((((((
 letsbelgo: dang
 ClodiumSoride: woo!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: excellent
 JDMan94: Woooo
 nishwastaken: 
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 Oscelot: oh boy
 PhoenixMelior: Some sims woohooed in a crypt last njght
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 iris_of_ether: Oh *no*
 DigitalSeahorse: up that cleaning!  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 korvys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killers_from_Space
 letsbelgo: wat
 lamina5432: oh that picture ben showed the other day
 grander_pastures: MURDER
 Gekyouryuu: the only clowns here are you people
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 tehcrashxor: fantastic simile
 Oscelot: oh noooo
 nishwastaken: 
 AlistorKO: Ohhhhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: A noticeable lack of clowns
 definenull: OH NO
 Mr_Horrible: oh nooooo
 IanAllenBird: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
  Juliamon: oh noooo
 PhoenixMelior: NOOOOO
 grander_pastures: Oh NOOOOO
 iris_of_ether: D:
 ElementalAlchemist: um
 ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
 neisan2112: Ooooooo
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 letsbelgo: PAUL
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
 AlistorKO: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
 JDMan94: Oh nooooooo
 TheAinMAP: 
 the_tutorial_boss: not how i thought this was going
 IanAllenBird: paulll
 grander_pastures: The FLESH BOARD LIIIIIIIVES
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh nooooo
 ContingentCat: Oh noooo
 hidingbox: that's nnot nice
 ElementalAlchemist: Time to pull all the keycaps and clean
 LPS_97: Instead of a click, it's a squish
 grander_pastures: IT LIIIIIIIIIVE
 LostThePirate: D:
 thebuzzstreams: you go for click and you get juicy
 adept_nekomancer: No squish
 sporkraptor: you were expecting a click and got a squick
 ProcyonFlynn: #BlameWheeler - he overdid it on the blueberries
 thmanwithnoname: !clip
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 Oscelot: oh no lol
 CAKHost: JUMP BERRY
 gnyrinn: These keyboards nowadays are just so mushy
 grander_pastures: WHEN WAS THAT LIVE?
 RockPusher: !findquote mouse
  LRRbot: Quote #4435: "Ian fed me a mouse" —Cameron [2017-10-28]
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Mushy and fuzzy
 Singenmeister: not a click but a clunch
 PharaohBender27: So I saw a screenshot of this film in Discord and I think this was one that the Film Crew (a short-lived post-MST3k series by the MST3k crew) riffed on
 DigitalSeahorse: eww that's the opposite of when you accidentally finger something you can't feel but is gross and you see it too late when it's already on your fingers
 grander_pastures: Halooor
 spethycakes: Ahh, the life of being the token vegetarian
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyFrailCiderWholeWheat-mHgC5l44aSGiwZWK
 VinylMinty: So what we watching?
 nishwastaken: 
 JDMan94: 
 RockPusher:   
 fcloud: "the one vegetarian" as opposed to everyone else, who would be just fine with eating mice by the dozen
 LordZarano: And we've got a Harry
 PhoenixMelior: No beej though
 KharadBanar: Cam gets the mouse, and Ben gets the keyboard
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: are the killers here with us now? D:
 NotCainNorAbel: Killer from [SPACE]
 AlistorKO: Killers from Inner Space
 BrowneePointz: a Rifftrax special
 LPS_97: Killers from outer space, but closer
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
 grander_pastures: Killer from (the) Nanymo (bar)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 Oscelot: that’s the way to do it
 neisan2112: Perfect
 Bruceski: "This is such a nice space." "Don't say it Harriet!" *killers appear*
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup, perfect
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 nishwastaken: 
 GameSageZB: Oh my.
 Oscelot: rofl yesssss
 alexsteacy: Aeiou
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
 northos: 
 MWGNZ:   
 spethycakes: oh goodness
 the_tutorial_boss: oh lordy
 neisan2112: Ohhhhh THIS Movie!!!
 RedAlexxis: Ha!
 JDMan94: Oh nooooo.... oh yessssss
 AlistorKO: Googly eyes!
 adept_nekomancer: Well then
 grander_pastures: Space Man Group RISEEEES
 letsbelgo: 
 RainyMint: OH MY
 BrowneePointz: err MST3k? It was on that or Rifftrax
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehe
 LPS_97: Teletubbies (1960)
 northos: that's some 60s Doctor Who shit
 ContingentCat: Yess
 Mathwyn: Spessss marenes
 gnyrinn: Marty Feldman lookalike contest, regional finalists.
 Ravensfest: Oh, this movie.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 northos: (affectionate)
 nishwastaken: omg dune 2 
 ExhaustedElox: This has MST3K/Rifftrax all over it. 
 hidingbox: That was the whole budget for the movie
 dutchmoose: We get Dracula in six years!
 Fe1ix66: Hi my partner and I are in Toronto right now and we only have one question: is Canada's wonderland known for being absolutely terrible?
 adept_nekomancer: That picture could be made even better if those were googly eyes
 grander_pastures: Damn, he Wilder
 LeeshaJoy: @ExhaustedElox I was going to ask if this is in the MST3K catalog
 AdamYMHMI: @ExhaustedElox Film Crew and Rifftrax have both done it
  Sarah_Serinde: @Fe1ix66 I don't have that association with it, but also I haven't been in a very long time
 grander_pastures: @nishwastaken Twodune
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PrettyPopularToadJKanStyle-eONs7TuwOuGLqMpH
 PharaohBender27: (Just Googled and yep, The Film Crew did this film and that's how I know about it)
 dutchmoose: Or maybe even sooner I think
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousBlueRadishBCouch-qNYEQ_xwWtNNznLZ
 nishwastaken: @grander_pastures 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Someone didn't want there name on this
 Oscelot: @fe1ix66 it’s certainly full of edible oil products
 HadesLeprechaun: wikipedia might be faster for that kinda info, lol
 DigitalSeahorse:    #NotaCult
 SkylerRingtail: Appreciate that, Ben!
 PharaohBender27: 
 spethycakes: subtitles 
 JadedCynic: thank you ben! 
 Blue_Anteater: Yay!!
 Bruceski: Oh that's great, thank you.
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet!
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 nishwastaken: Thank you Ben 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and to think this could have been a 2 hour dub fight 
 LPS_97: @Fe1ix66 been a while I've went, liked the rides
 melegaunt_: prod co was RKO
 Oscelot: yes thank you APD makes it so hard
 AlistorKO: A tight 70 minutes
 Sorator13: Oh, we got another Sims patch notes in the discord.
 Makoforte: the camera should have cut oiut then come back on sans ian
 electra310: What was the name of it?
 HatsWearCats: "How weird are fire hydrants"
 grander_pastures: Ian only watches things in Japanese - which means everything
 fcloud: "watch twice" OR watch at half-speed, the way god intended
 SymphonySolstice: got my popcorn and sprite, just in time
 grander_pastures: @electra310 Killers From Space
 LPS_97: no u
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 grander_pastures: Oh, DA GRAIN
 RockPusher:   
 Noy2222: Meanwhile, in Chicago
 fcloud: the subtitles are shy
 LPS_97: oh nice subtitles
 DigitalSeahorse: Nervana or Navada
 Zerragonoss: Cant have echos from sapce.
 gsyhiap: It's 5:15am here right now
 ProfessorFalconer: The asbestos place force is go!
 Oscelot: This is fine audio since we have subtitles I think
 Mr_Horrible: "Operation: a bomb"
 definenull: oh thank goodness for subs
 wedge_x: Shot Whatever
 nishwastaken: a single bomb
 dutchmoose: They're testing democracy
 chanterelleton: "buck private"
 JadedCynic: I dunno, those army test codenames got pretty obtuse
 ladylinzington: @gsyhiap here too 
 PharaohBender27: Forewarning: I might repeat *a* joke that the Film Crew made for this film
 adept_nekomancer: Operation get in the ground hole
 LPS_97: look at those stock footage of army mens
 Gekyouryuu: they're testing A bomb but not THE bomb
Lily the Otter: roobeer
aceviru: oh movie time. neat
aceviru: Hahaha
Mark D. Stroyer: Cherry Blue...wait
aceviru: cherry blueberry switches? nice
  Sarah: This seems like the correct method of choosing the movie
aceviru: adam, ben, and james this morning
 fcloud: fun fact: the a-bomb actually did very well on its lsat
 GameSageZB: You, too can get significant mileage from archival footage.
 Noy2222: Can you fix the color?
 Mathwyn: Me and my sleepy-eyed radar
 LordSaphni: what movie was afk
 MacbethSeemsSus: This narrator is so bored with this bomb test
 zed_alpha: @chanterelleton an older term, but it checks out. Basically a private *right* out of basic training on their first assignment
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   LoadingReadyRun: hows the balance friends?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, CoderBugsworth! Welcome to TheBakedGatsby, twitchdyd123, hecticday, Tio_Marshal, vape_shop_gengar, 6oD9IH, bubblegumsocks, thetrashman_sc, BagelHeadbutt, and JDogg2K4! (Today's storm count: 1014)
 BrowneePointz: movie pretty darn low
 pookahbee: Anyone else think about how planes are always t-posing?
 korvys: 1954
 James_the_Dabbler: There's something wrong, the film doesn't have any color
 KharadBanar: that‘s just a propaganda documentary
 Sorator13: I'd bump the movie volume up a bit
 JDMan94: Movie could go up just a smidge yeah
 grander_pastures: @LordSaphni Killers From Space
 ExhaustedElox: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds good
 mwlsn: balance is okay I think
 ekimekim: sensitive instruments, and sensitive scientists
 zed_alpha: @LoadingReadyRun it's been kind of crap ever since i got some bad ear infections that got to my middle ear, but thanks for asking
 DigitalSeahorse: Area 51 in 54?
 ThorSokar: Door Dash in the 50s was just the neighbor's wife
 LordSaphni: @grander_pastures thanks 
 zed_alpha: The volume is better now, though
 TheAinMAP: Closest possible? Um...
   LoadingReadyRun: better?
 fcloud: "show dont tell" hadnt been invented yet
 Bruceski: Oh, I think I remember this one
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Better
 ContingentCat: That's better
 dutchmoose: sounds great
 zed_alpha: Much better, thanks!
 nishwastaken: yuhh better, thank you 
 MalFnord: oh wow we're shockingly close to 5000 subs
 BrowneePointz: can probably be backed off 10% if you don't want it fightin the room Ben. but overall much better
 samwiser_: Lmao, @fcloud im still in stitches
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: bombastic bay doors
 zed_alpha: oh god, the '50s nuclear tests where they had AUDIENCES
 Oscelot: gotta be careful of those bombay doors
 grander_pastures: Studio a little more pls?
 zed_alpha: in the FALLOUT ZONE
 JadedCynic: um
 JadedCynic: no
 SymphonySolstice: I wouldn't be sittin that close to a bomb detonation
 zed_alpha: wheeeee-hooooo
  shea_wolfe: Look you gotta get to 90 minutes somehow
 Noy2222: -1 -2 -3
 zed_alpha: weeeeee-hoooo
 ProfessorFalconer: "Alright, real quick, you all signed your 'don't sue us when you get cancer' forms, right?
 Oscelot: @zed_alpha I know right? terrifying
 vinewood_og: Room is a little quiet
 TheAinMAP: 
 zed_alpha: yeeee-hoooo
 ExhaustedElox: Dammit, I left my gum out there!
 grander_pastures: WOOOOOW
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow, spoilers
 Oscelot: roflmao XD
 RedAlexxis: its a bomb! duck and cover!
 DigitalSeahorse: can't hear LRR over the movie
 mwlsn: yeah, movie's a little loud now, kinda hard to hear the room
 teddywhosabear: space bomb
 nishwastaken: 
 zed_alpha: @Oscelot or even worse, the soldiers that got ordered to charge into the mushroom cloud so they could see what that did to people
 ElementalAlchemist: and they all got at least a little irradiated
 adept_nekomancer: Ah, so we're the killers.  Got it.
 hackingducks: the movie IS a bomb
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: whhooooooo lives in a pineapple...
 kumatsu: I hear this movie bombed in the box office
 AlistorKO: KILLERS! FROM! SPAAAAAACE!
 Bruceski: "We've broken into the Disney Vault."
 Mollylele: volume should be 60% of where it is on the movie, or you need mics on the people in the back row
 Oscelot: @zed_alpha *yikes*
 pookahbee: We were the killers the whole time!
felrender: RIP David Lynch
 JadedCynic: oh man, that puppetry
 JDogg2K4: Thank you @CoderBugsworth
 teddywhosabear: oh no the subtitles are way outta sync
 Oscelot: Waaaaaow
 gnyrinn: For the nerds: That footage from bellow the bomber is not from a plane that could drop nukes. That's a not-silverplated B29
 Lord_Hosk: ohhh no
 MacbethSeemsSus: omg it's clearly on a stick 
 grander_pastures: Damn Camd back out to do some Rankings again...
 ExhaustedElox: Tey could call their planes anything they wanted!!
 hidingbox: the subs are desynced unfortunately
 nishwastaken: @gnyrinn 
 itmightbemikey: The subtitles are really desynced, but that's also not something you can fix on the fly....
 ProfessorFalconer: Hey, uh, we're going to go ahead and change your call sign. You're now... anything else
 niccus: the subtitles are on 45rpm
 mwlsn: LRR numbers station
 neisan2112: Oh wow those are way off
 northos: the numbLRR station
 hackingducks: LRR numbers station
 BrowneePointz: If this is on Plex I've had this issue before too during Wiggins' Anime club
 itmightbemikey: oh you can fix it on the fly, neat
 grander_pastures: The LRR Russian Numbers Channel sounds really good rn
 Oscelot: Oh dang, I had no idea you could automaticaly set subtitle display. neat
 Oscelot: er manyally
 Oscelot: lord I can't type
 teddywhosabear: now they're too far ahead
 shushu2539: subtitles are way ahead
 fcloud: whoever's playing Subtitle Ms just got a new high score
 melegaunt_: fireballs blink?
 Sorator13: thanks for that, Alex
 DoodlestheGreat: It's the bat signal!
 Noy2222: s e n d n u d e s
  Juliamon: shushu2539 Ben's working on it
 PharaohBender27: Dr. Martin! We need more of your chunky shoes!
 nishwastaken: the bomb's lagging, give it a bit and it'll stop flashing
 AlistorKO: oh no
 JDMan94: Oh that's not good
 PharaohBender27: (That was the stolen joke)
 Stormgod519: nose dive?!?
 shushu2539: @Juliamon Bengeneering to the rescue!
 fcloud: instructions unclear, pulled down
 LPS_97: the air controller just watching unfazed
 ProfessorFalconer: Clouds used to be vertical back in the 60s
 Noy2222: Yes Ground Daddy
 ClodiumSoride: I've done what Ben's doing, it takes much longer than you think to even figure out which direction to move the subs, then narrow down the right amount.
 kumatsu: they hadn't made up gravity yet when this came out
 Stormgod519: cumin...
 adept_nekomancer: We need about 8300 ms if my count is correct.
 MungoDude: to fix subtitles if using VLC - shift+J when you see a particular line's subtitle, shift=H when you hear the same line, shift+K to resynchronise
 AlistorKO: "Oh no, I'm used to non-inverted controls!"
 LPS_97: ah nvm, thought there was a window
 HadesLeprechaun: oh yeah our subs are way out of sync, lol
  Juliamon: almost there
 ClodiumSoride: @MungoDude wow, thanks, I'll keep that in mind
 korvys: More delay
 Noy2222: It\s August
 Blip2004: Doesn't help that the subtitles don't quite match whats being said anyways
 VorlonScout: Ian has it backwards
 Oscelot: Bless you Ben
 ladylinzington: 'we are on the lookout for a racist plane, over'
 the_tutorial_boss: track 45 and 2 zigzigs
 definenull: number go up more
 sporkraptor: one zero zero zero feet
 adept_nekomancer: Roughly 9000-ish should be good
 mwlsn: o7 thanks ben
  Sarah_Serinde: Appreciate all the effort, Ben 
 HadesLeprechaun: better to get it done earlier than later
 sporkraptor: wait... does that mean like... one foot?
 DigitalSeahorse: I think I need subs for what LRR is saying instead
 ContingentCat: Thanks Ben
 Stormgod519: wait which movie is this one?
 BrowneePointz: We Appreciate you Ben! and yea if this is on Plex i've had this issue before
 Oscelot: @Stormgod519 Attack from Space
 BrowneePointz: @Stormgod519 Killers from Space4
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Killers from Space
 IanAllenBird: so close
 neisan2112: So close
 Stormgod519: @Oscelot attack from where?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is trying so hard and we appreciate it!!!
 korvys: Yeah, like needs another second
 Noy2222: When are the alien getting here?
Lily the Otter: movie seems a little loud compared to the room imo
  Sarah: Yeah Ben's adjusting it again
aceviru: "Hey man, can we stop by McDonald's for some fries"
Vinchenz: The subtitles need to be negative, not positive
 Oscelot: @Stormgod519 you heard me 
 TheAinMAP: Was that several helicopters, or was that supposed to be the same one?
 Oscelot: Got there! \o/
 MacbethSeemsSus: So what happened? He flew into fallout
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It feels like they are running fast and not staying on screen long
 PharaohBender27: 
 definenull: lets go ben
 adept_nekomancer: Got there!
 grander_pastures: YOOOOOO
 Critterbot: Got there! 
 ProfessorFalconer: Hey, it's Dwight D. Eisenhower
 a_guy_7: Wooooo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YAY!!!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Stormgod519: @Oscelot you mean the last place left uncorrupted by capitalism?!?
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Mathwyn: Locked in
 SymphonySolstice: 
 JDMan94:   
 Stormgod519: oh nice Ben!
 grander_pastures: Congrats Ben!
 chanterelleton: Ben: Gineered
 asthanius: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
 ContingentCat: Yaay Ben
 Blue_Anteater: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans:   
 iris_of_ether: 
 Zerragonoss: “They used to look like the affront to god that they are.” is a very good Cam quote.
 Oscelot: @Stormgod519 Gods I wish
 nishwastaken: thank you Ben 
 foopoiuyt: Go Ben!
 moamyn: Some good 'ol fashioned bengineering
 CAKHost:  ben!
 korvys: Unless they're just running at a slightly different speed, somehow, and will get further over the movie
 Oscelot: Waaaaaow Ian
 asthanius: But now the subtitles are gone?
  Juliamon: And now they're just gone
 Noy2222: Smoke!
 Nigouki: if the subtitle file has a different framerate it'll continue to drift out of sync perpetually.
 Mathwyn: And now the subtitles have gone away?
 hackingducks: Mercedes BenZ
 PsychoI3oy: down with the decompression sickness
 neisan2112: Okay these might just be bad subtitles, cus they looked out of sync again
 asthanius: wait they're back
 thebuzzstreams: @Zerragonoss very much agreed
 terribleplan: I think the subtitles are just straight borked
  mtvcdm: Subtitles have gone infinite
 itmightbemikey: These subtitles are just incorrectly timed.
 Stormgod519: lol
 adept_nekomancer: I think the delay may be variable.
 asthanius: aaand broken again
 Stormgod519: true
 sporkraptor: "they found him dead in the wreckage, terribly sorry" *casually lights cigarette*
 DigitalSeahorse: Bebz!    
 PharaohBender27: I think now the subtitles are early?
  mtvcdm: Yeah the subtitles are just timed wrong to start with, nothing to be done
 theGuardianOtter: Oh theyre way off
  Juliamon: Subtitle file whyyy
 VinylMinty: Its way behind
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I think it is going to be a constant problem
 korvys: Just turn them down then, we won't mind
 terribleplan: They are timed wrong, they just keep getting earlier
 Sorator13: oh, these subtitles are.... just completely not at the same speed at the movie
 Oscelot: Yeah these are just bad subtitles >.<
 GasCityGaming: i  think the subtitles are just shitty
 MacbethSeemsSus: Doc Martin?!?
Oreo1369: Shout out to Ben
 LPS_97: Yeah I think the track is just all over the place
 IanAllenBird: did whoever made these subs just not time them at all
 MAPBoardgames: Nice Shoes!
 itmightbemikey: The subtitle file itself is borked
 definenull: yeah at this point bus the subs
 RockPusher: korvys I'm thinking the subs may be from a different cut
 mrjujubeans: you will feel relaxed! 0.0
 neisan2112: Yeah I think this is just a bad subtitle file
 JadedCynic: OH, that's Peter Graves!
 VorlonScout: I think these subtitles do not believe in linear time
 GameSageZB: "Call the base - I mean, the sole hospital!"
 Stormgod519: I thought this was turning into Night of the Living Dead for a second...
  thingo314: subtitles are just not timed correctly
 DoodlestheGreat: IT's Peter Graves, for A&E's Biography!
 Stormgod519: Bro what is on your eye?!?
 Noy2222: 2 of those people are dead
 itsaysTRUENO: every doctor was like this back then
 Oscelot: I've never seen anyone use those reflectors before
 ElementalAlchemist: But did they have an interesting and alienating camera angle on purpose?
Technobach: subtitles undelayed themselves
 chanterelleton: I bet y'all could dim the lights a bit and it'd still be entirely viewable!
 letsbelgo: these subs are super off
  Sarah_Serinde: @letsbelgo They know, they've been trying
 ElementalAlchemist: uhh
 niccus: prolly ntsc vs pal or something
 IanAllenBird: klmjnioklmjn
 ElementalAlchemist: well, that's a particular scar
 iris_of_ether: JORDYNNE
 Stormgod519: huh
 PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat Right, I forgot that bit!
 AlistorKO: siiiiick scar
 Nigouki: subs definitely have wrong framerate for timecodes
 grander_pastures: Damn, the Satan Tatoo
 Sorator13: Oh, that's... not good
 itmightbemikey: it cycles through them so fast, it's like they timed the gaps but not how long the lines themselves take
 lamina5432: that was a switch out
 LPS_97: upside down cross near the nips
 Rourke9: top surgery
 Noy2222: "I'm Christian now
 neisan2112: Oh he got top surgery? congrats
 chanterelleton: bro's got the Smash Bros scar
 Nigouki: @niccus yerp
 terribleplan: Subs are for 24fps, but the video is 30 or something equally weird
 fcloud: that's my nipple, doctor, i've had it as long as i can remember
 Stormgod519: @Noy2222 
 Peter_Chordash: y = mx + b
 MacbethSeemsSus: You do realize you're missing a lung right?
 Oscelot: @neisan2112 
Genie_M: I remember this story.... They made a radio drama from it too
 vanman229: the L is supposed to go on the forehead smh
 grander_pastures: The aliens called you Looseeeers
 definenull: he has to hold on to that L for the rest of his life
 HadesLeprechaun: I think the time between Ben changing subtitle timing and them being reflected on the video take longer than "instantly", so need to adjust and then wait like 20 seconds before seeing the effect
 gnyrinn: the subtitles are running so quickly out of sync, they might be for TV (60hz, 30fps, interlaced) but the film being in 24fps.
 JadedCynic: Dr. Martin's first name is Lionel
 JocelyneAnne: This doctor chewed that scene.
 darkcyril: "With the shape of an L on his left pec"
  Sarah_Serinde: When you take an L so bad they carve it into your skin
 hyralt: wow, Jordyn
 Mr_Bitterness: Suddenly the man pulls out an envelope inviting him to Smash
 Despoiler98: anyone gonna mention they sent our air crews through atomic detonations deliberately
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 tanshala: it looked like after you synced it the program undid the changes for some reason
 Noy2222: Smoke!
 nishwastaken: 
 Oscelot: @Despoiler98 I mean basically everything from that era was propoganda so
 gnyrinn: What kind of discount Eisenhower is that on the wall?
 Oscelot: @Oscelot Probably won't no
 ProfessorFalconer: "Gentlemen, I noticed neither of you saluted my flag OR President Eisenhower. Are you two commies?"
 Shadwhawk: The audio in this movie is terrible
 sporkraptor: this is... acting
 JadedCynic: *coughcoughmccarthyismcouh*
 AlistorKO: Ah yes, nothing like a smooth drag from a cigarette.
 sporkraptor: *everybody smoking*
 GameSageZB: Oh hey, that suit style has come back in fashion.
 PharaohBender27: God, how ominpresent cigarette smoking was at that time . . .
 DigitalSeahorse: Dr approves cigs cause he figures they won't live long anyway
 Noy2222: *gasp* aliens!
 Nigouki: If Ben had to dig super deep to find the subtitles he probably only found them on some ancient east european forum which would indeed be PAL framerate and sub timing
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Shadwhawk I mean, it is a 1950s soundstage
 Stormgod519: that's what I'm saying...
 Sorator13: No, no I never stopped to think that
 Blue_Anteater: 
 definenull: oh no this person is genre savvy
 Mathwyn: I blame the soviets
 Lord_Hosk: it was the 1950s the smoking wasn't a part of the script, the actors just couldnt go the entire length of the scene without shooting
 SymphonySolstice: @Shadwhawk sound stage in the middle of a public bathroom type echo
 Mr_Bitterness: "An imposter. A doppelganger. A dirty Commie, as it were"
 AlistorKO: there's a lot less hats than I thought there would be
 Jobot180: This movie brought to you by the cigarette lobby.
 JadedCynic: have you quizzed him for his 'nuclear knowledge"?
 ladylinzington: based on WHAT man
 ElementalAlchemist: thumbprint: enhance!
 DoodlestheGreat: It's not Dr. Martin, it's Dr. Birkenstock!
 aquinas_0: ah, the martin guerre method
 Stormgod519: thanks Ian...
 Despoiler98: @Oscelot yes...THAT era.....
 chanterelleton: @DoodlestheGreat this is a good one
 sporkraptor: this is *gripping* pacing
 Shadwhawk: @SymphonySolstice Yeah.  Though I wonder if we also might be getting some echo from the the LRR stage
 gnyrinn: *Like I meant Like, dammit
 itsaysTRUENO: men be talkin'
 zeathean: The twist was added to add length to the cord without taking up more space
  Juliamon: gnyrinn automod caught it for you, go ahead and repost
 DoodlestheGreat: "A line on Dr. Martin? I can't find them at Walmart."
 JadedCynic: who is the dude in the picture in the miltary base?  Not any president
 Alahmnat: this much banter and it's still barely over an hour long
 vanman229: they're all serving, its the military
 Stormgod519: Based
 Mathwyn: A highly secret work? As opposed to a highly secret shoot?
 HadesLeprechaun: his mind is perfectly clear, but is his brain perfectly smooth?!
 Stormgod519: the plant proceeds to go up in smoke lol
 ProfessorFalconer: Flowers crave ash, military secret
 DoodlestheGreat: @JadedCynic It's Dwight David Wisenheimer.
 Stormgod519: damn
 Zerragonoss: @vanman229 
 BrowneePointz: Woah woah, they were only allowed to open handed slap women in the 50s or hurl them against things
aceviru: o//
Easily Crazy Hat: Couldn't make it for the start. What's the movie?
Vinchenz: Killers from Space
Easily Crazy Hat: Sick. Thanks!
aceviru: This will be on the quiz
Middleman9595: doc martin? The pant maker?
aceviru: Well, turns out they sell retro telephone handsets with usb-c
 DoodlestheGreat: "We're going to Disneyland!"
 BrowneePointz: in movies*
 LPS_97: wait, Peter Graves is in this?
 BrowneePointz: I should've given context to what I said
 iris_of_ether: Your Bodies, Yourselves
 JadedCynic: yes - thank you Heather
 the_tutorial_boss: mr b natural vibes
 Oscelot: He's so tall rofl
 Lord_Hosk: I like Ike
 Stormgod519: what the hell?
 Oscelot: oh gods of course XD
 itsaysTRUENO: here's why radiation is part of a healthy diet
 JDMan94: OH
 Stormgod519: LOL
 TheWanderingNomad: EYES
 Oscelot: ROFL
 mrjujubeans: gotta tell the wife how to check on her husband properly
 JDMan94: HELLO
 BrowneePointz: Double Exposure Shot!
 Sorator13: oh yeah, the separate beds
 an_archist2: cheerios!
 xantos69: Dem Eyes
 MacbethSeemsSus: YEEEEES
  Foxmar320: 
 JadedCynic: "Hollywood Twins"
 teddywhosabear: WOW.
 iris_of_ether:  
 grander_pastures: THE EEEEEYES
 Rourke9: we love a Hayes code
 TheAinMAP:  
 AlistorKO: 👁️👁️
 IanAllenBird: 👀
 fuzzy_died: Mister PoPo
 Noy2222: Honey, what if we sleep in the same bed?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dear
 fcloud: honey, i had another dream about my doctor
 nishwastaken: 
 Stormgod519: what the hell was that?
 CAKHost: Dooonuts....
 RedRaptor: But thats...Impossible
 Stormgod519: brb
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Zerragonoss: I thought the point of those educational videos was to prevent being screwed.
 garfacemcgar: eyes in the dark. two moons circle
 AlistorKO:  
 SymphonySolstice: 👁👁
 mrjujubeans: stage acting on film
 roastbeefsandwitch: oh, that childhood nightmare of my about Mr Popo that never went away. Great to see it on the screen
 teddywhosabear: I'm glad they invented the queen bed sometime in the 1970s
 shushu2539: 
 itsaysTRUENO: entire room is bed
 HadesLeprechaun: without subs, room audio kinda overpowers movie audio? like room audio is maybe 15% too loud
 fcloud: where did queens sleep before that
 BrowneePointz: Get one of those beds that have connector bits to join them
 Mathwyn: LRR now advocating for the hays code
 Blip2004: My parents started using separate beds because they both snore
 MungoDude: separate duvets in the same bed can be nice also
 ElementalAlchemist: There *are* a lot of phones in this movie
  shea_wolfe: A couch yeah
 Oscelot: You will be dead before this is over lol
 DeChunkandFriends: You'd be dead in 20 min
 Despoiler98:   I love movies before we knew what PTSD was
 ProfessorFalconer: Ben's dream home is a series of bedrooms
 GameSageZB: No alcohol poisoning, ben!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyOpenBaboonMau5-xOHpqM0cBVHt1Uve
 adept_nekomancer: That's a ticket to alcohol poisoning
 rabbitgta: Crumb bed is the worst
 teddywhosabear: 40% stock footage, 40% phone calls, 20% EYES
 hackingducks: 30 minutes in we'll all be SLOSHED
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did he say "how did you get up?"
 DoodlestheGreat: Dr Howie Mandel?
 AlistorKO: Wait, THE Doc Martin? Your boots are famous!
  Texan_Reverend: Look, phones were still exciting technology at the time.
 Noy2222: "What do you mean a large pizza with pepperoni?"
 Oscelot: I love that the lighting didn't change shape at all, it just got brighter
 ProfessorFalconer: "But dear, I'm in my finest lingerie!"
TorgoSaves: official pajama outfit
 Korolan: Matching Jammies!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's sitting on her bed; I'm scandalized D:
 ThorSokar: that's something we lost with modern phones, the ability to SLAM down the receiver when someone pissed you off
 grander_pastures: Fair and  valid lady
 sporkraptor: do it for the baby
 AlistorKO: "I can't wait to call you later on the telephone."
 SymphonySolstice: smorch
 DoodlestheGreat: One's pink and one's blue. Graves is wearing the pink one.
TorgoSaves: oh the passion
 Deyna_Taggerung: 
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 grander_pastures: AWWWWWW
 the_tutorial_boss: same
 MalFnord: ooh 50s nookie
 Noy2222: UK children: You are not allowed to see that!
 ProfessorFalconer: @DoodlestheGreat A fine, manly color
 fcloud: wtf with the feet
 Oscelot: Pffff
 neisan2112: Almost 11? Mood
 mrjujubeans: everyone has the bug eyes in this, even the disembodied ones
 zed_alpha: '50s couples in rocket testing were either into the kinkiest sex magic open-relationship stuff you've ever heard of, or they openly despise each other. Or both.
 Oscelot: "go awayyyyy" mood
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 Oscelot: Pfffft
 IanAllenBird: pff
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did he take 8 hours to shave?
 grander_pastures: She is real pretty tbh
 itsaysTRUENO: the weed back then was trash
 AlistorKO: Almost 11? I still have a wine headache dear...
 Korolan: Dang!
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 zed_alpha: @itsaysTRUENO yeah but the acid was AMAZING
 ElementalAlchemist: ATOM BOMB
 BrowneePointz: good ole Hayes Code
 Korolan: Popped Shirt Jammies
 grander_pastures: DA BOMBA
 an_archist2: ATOM BOMB EX
 ProfessorFalconer: He likes that morning breeze on his chest
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't recognize ANY of these words"
 Sorator13: New Petitions Against Tax!
  Sarah_Serinde: not really no
TorgoSaves: Petition against tax?!
 SymphonySolstice: another....
 zed_alpha: wait hang the hell on is this the Biography guy?!
 TheAinMAP: 
TorgoSaves: @Sorator13 haha
 zed_alpha: You gotta tell me if this is the Biography guy or it's entrapment
 vanman229: "Top 10 scientific experiments conducted this month, number 7 will blow you away"
 northos: wdym, I'm a GREAT security risk 
 ClodiumSoride: @zed yes, It's Peter Graves
 GameSageZB: "I'm not a security risk!" says man demonstrating being a security risk.
 Oscelot: It's amazing how undisciplined protags in these movies are
 DigitalSeahorse: at the end we'll probably find out this is just a long version of Duck and Cover
 zed_alpha: "My advice to you is to go home and have more passive aggressive sex with your wife. Ga-row."
 zed_alpha: Eisenhower
 JocelyneAnne: Ike
 grander_pastures: "You're a very sick man" damn man
 MacbethSeemsSus: Eisenhower
 sporkraptor: Eisenhower, yeah
 AlistorKO: Relax? But I'm a young go-getter! Work is my life!
Technobach: made it ready for tiktok cropping
 ProfessorFalconer: We like Ike!
 Gekyouryuu: AI Like Ike
TorgoSaves: Dwike
 fcloud: "you're a very sick man. the doctor here has pronounced you wicked sick. sick nasty even." "well thats just ridiculous" *kickflips away*
 grander_pastures: That's a Brickhouse of a man, damn
 MungoDude: these voices and accents make me wanna say "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly qualified professional"
 terribleplan: @Gekyouryuu very good
 zed_alpha: This guy was always the best part of whatever bad movie he was part of
 PharaohBender27: It looks like Eisenhower but older and with a mustache
 neisan2112: I hate that I hear Ike and think David Ike....
 Gekyouryuu: Dwight David AI-senhower
 VorlonScout: Peter Graves looks completely different when young, but every so often I still *hear* the captain from Airplane!
 Lord_Hosk: Its a poly office
 grander_pastures: Now THAT is some kinky stuff
 ghyllnox: I mean if she's into it
 GameSageZB: @MungoDude and they're doing the 50s equivalent of a resonance cascade...
 grander_pastures: Two people same chair
 grander_pastures: SIME PASSES
 PharaohBender27: THERE IS NO SECOND HAND
 JocelyneAnne: Look at him, laying pipe, into his mouth to smoke.
 beowuuf: this is just the precursor to airplane, right?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 adept_nekomancer: That's because they got the watch... secondhand.
 Oscelot: I love that nobody else has bothered to check this office
 ladylinzington: 4:11 blaze it
 zed_alpha: like seriously, am I misremembering, or was there or was there not a bunch of rocket scientists who got together with L. Ron Hubbard to try to summon the Antichrist through an orgy?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Please do the scooby doo sneak
aceviru: Time to set up my landline 😏
  Sarah: This is the stuff we're here for
Middleman9595: I just want someone to say "make me a Sargent charge the booze"
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TorgoSaves: was that a westclox watch?
 itsaysTRUENO: forgot my 3DS at home damn
 vinewood_og: okay time to crank down
 Oscelot: @zed_alpha That... is a hell of a thing if it's real
 TheAinMAP: A Santa Fe Railway map?
 ProfessorFalconer: "I'm not a security risk! I'll prove it by hiding in my office and breaking into private files!"
 mrjujubeans: tell tale heart right there
 Mathwyn: @pharaohbender27 if there was a third hand it'd be the second hand
 YawnLance: snacking tobacco
 Oscelot: almost caught him lol
 Mr_Horrible: @zed_alpha I can't remember if he was there, but I do recall reading/hearing about this
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: oh that is Tight
 CanvasWolfDoll: do it. answer the phone. you know you want to
 grander_pastures: Is this just The Shadow Over Innsmouth but for Space and the Bomb?
TorgoSaves: fingers in the tobacco dish is quite refreshing
 neisan2112: Its tight but also to long
 mrjujubeans: but I can’t miss my call!
 the_tutorial_boss: just described 50 fascion in 1 sentence
 zed_alpha: @Oscelot I'm pretty sure it happened. The overlap between American occultism and the space/nuclear programs was like a Venn diagram that contained itself at certain points
 ProfessorFalconer: Farting wasn't patriotic in the 60s
 hackingducks: did you eat anything that generated gas in the 50s? it was all steak and potats
 melegaunt_: farting was not invented until 1962.
 zed_alpha: and ol' L. Ron was *big* into Aleister Crowley before he started his own cult
 ghyllnox: I sure hope so, I do it all the time
TorgoSaves: !film
 MacbethSeemsSus: You go through withdrawal if you don't answer the phone
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 itsaysTRUENO: Scam Likely
 beowuuf: this was the 50s, you were allowed to not be connected all the time 
 ghyllnox: Quiet return-to-work
 Mr_Horrible: @zed_alpha iirc it was an Aleister Crowley adjacent thing
 grander_pastures: Wooooow
 mwlsn: surely no one will notice the smell of pipe tobacco drifting through the hall
 BusTed: 
 sporkraptor: he's really tall
 definenull: stelf
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RepleteInspiringLEDGrammarKing-Uy3cQM2SJRCluKoz
 SymphonySolstice: sneak 100
 ElementalAlchemist: good hiding
 grander_pastures: He is so TALL and BUILT
 BrowneePointz: weren’t there some jacket fits that were designed to be buttoned standing and unbuttoned sitting?
 bubba0077: the pipe
 CanvasWolfDoll: he is a bad security risk!
 DigitalSeahorse: he had another door to hide behind
 hackingducks: @melegaunt_ must be when veggies were invented
 JocelyneAnne: I can't smell this smoke because I smoke too
 fcloud: the man is SMOKING A PIPE and his coworker can't tell
 BusTed: that's my sneak smoke
 ElementalAlchemist: The whole building smells like smoke, it's fine
 Razdak: Hmm, must have been the wind
 ElementalAlchemist: it's the 50s
 grander_pastures: Damn, he's literally addicted to it
 AlistorKO: everything smells like tobacco and nicotine
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, *everywhere* smelled like tabacco smoke back then
 DoodlestheGreat: It's a bubble pipe.
 roastbeefsandwitch: picks up pipe, looks patronizing, "Now sport, this is how you sneak around!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait, this room doesn't smell like tobacco!
 Sorator13: @BrowneePointz I believe that's the norm for suit jackets today, yeah
 OtherEdgeworth: Smoke is so omnipresent here that it isn't out of place
 shushu2539: movies in the 50': I don't smell smoke, something is wrong
 foopoiuyt: Man, this place is ultra secure.
massivemoths: It gives him a stealth buff
 PharaohBender27: "Wait this smells like PIPE smoke and not cigarette smoke!"
 grander_pastures: Yeah Heather, it's sneaking because it's in black
 Deyna_Taggerung: Smokeless tobacco
 bubba0077: it would more more suspicous to *not* have tobacco smell
 Mathwyn: Sneaking tobacco? Like from METAL GEAR?
 CanvasWolfDoll: did they use this man to model every parody 50s dad?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Horrible: they're actually the same actor
 beowuuf: sorry, this is the precursor to mission impossible
 zed_alpha: Oh! I know this bit! Peter Graves was a track-and-field athlete in high school and college before he joined the Air Force in World War 2. Hence his stature.
 Plasterboard: gauge it off the door frame height
 fcloud: the score thinks this scene is way more exciting than it is
 nishwastaken: @ElementalAlchemist was wondering that myself lmao
 CAKHost: That's actually a way of getting clues in Colonel Bequest!
 Oscelot: @zed_alpha it looks like sort of at least? I'll PM you the article I found
 Sorator13: @ElementalAlchemist I'm not sure we saw him light it
 Mr_Horrible: @beowuuf Mission: Logistically Annoying
 CaptainChibale: epic sneak music
 rosesmcgee: Pipe suppressor
 Ravensfest: He's 6 ft 4
 MacbethSeemsSus: You go violinist adding tension
 Lord_Hosk: He just dropped his lit pipe, picked it up and put it in his pocket
 beowuuf: @Mr_Horrible 
 zed_alpha: @Oscelot oh cool, thanks
TorgoSaves: aaaaand checked
 DigitalSeahorse: he's tall enough to reach the lights while sitting
 itsaysTRUENO: found the files labeled "truth"
 AlistorKO: it wasn't even lit. It's his security blanket pipe
 melegaunt_: I'm hearing link to the past dungeon music here and there
 CanvasWolfDoll: why the safety helmet?
 dead_delver: left his pipe?
 the_tutorial_boss: terrible spy
 DoodlestheGreat: YOU LEFT THE SAFE OPEN
 Deyna_Taggerung: Safety Fist
 zed_alpha: I seriously do love all the crappy scifi horror movies that star Peter Graves. He's usually the best actor in them and he gets to be fun.
 BrowneePointz: first handheld cameras was about now I think?
 Sorator13: so they were right; he's absolutely a security risk, leaving that vault open
 fcloud: ok this guy's shoes tho
 BrowneePointz: or the next 10 years
 AlistorKO: He's military police. They came with jaunty helmets
 Mr_Horrible: the Killers From Space are just "cosmic rays" 
 rosesmcgee: Get out of the server closet. You're not IT
 grander_pastures: The IDIOT
 hackingducks: ohhh that's what you meant by 'too early for cameras' security cameras.
 letsbelgo: gasp
 grander_pastures: DRINK DRINK DRINK
TorgoSaves: air police
 DigitalSeahorse: just a movie about 3 guys with 9 eyes
Technobach: He framed himself
 ProfessorFalconer: Air Police Are Go!
 CanvasWolfDoll: does anything ever happen in this movie?
 LPS_97: This that helmet say Air Police
 JocelyneAnne: Ceci n'est pas une pipe - se faufiler
 shushu2539: oh no, the door inspector noticed the open door
 ItsAhvey: RIP youtube stream
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think this was pre-air force actually
 esherone: rip youtube stream
Oreo1369: Rip
 fcloud: the ol' kruger check-out. classic
 ladylinzington: does his helmet say air police
 dumbo3k: I'm sorry, that guard had a helmet that said Air Police
 the_tutorial_boss: drink
 LPS_97: 3 technically
 Aarek: Yep, not allowed to police the ground, only the air
 AlistorKO: drinking game every time someone says doctor
 ElementalAlchemist: @dumbo3k and an arm band
 bubba0077: YT stream dead for "policy violations"
 BrowneePointz: Actually, Alex, apparently CCTV was invented in 1942 by the Germans
 CodenameBluebird1: Youtube side just got pulled.
 Oscelot: @bubba0077 wtf
 Mr_Horrible: "No no I'm doctor *Kregger*, totally different guy"
 ghyllnox: He's not guarding the rooms, but he was concerned that the air in the safe got out
KV1NN4: Youtube just kicked this movie
 fcloud: theyre actually regular police, the "air" is just their typing
 Razdak: Oh, Greg from the FBI
booms8: RIP yootoob
 grander_pastures: Damn, literally can't tell rn
 trousey627: So much for the public domain I guess
 CodenameBluebird1: RIP youtube
 Oscelot: gods the lighting in that shot was so bad
 brokngenesis: Youtube hates fun
 grander_pastures: YT Ded, WOOOOOW
 hyralt: don’t you dial on those old phones by repeatedly tapping the receiver?
 definenull: welp
 Loa_Ayizan: Is Dr Kruger related to Freddy?
 AlistorKO: "Should we do another take?" "NAAAAH!"
 kodalith: RIP
 definenull: i hope that doesn't cause a strike
 BrowneePointz: YT and Twitch have different rules and it sucks
 PharaohBender27: So, guess this will have to be another "Highlight"
 kirataigharl: Dang
 Mr_Horrible: "Public Domain? Never heard of her" 
 adept_nekomancer: YT must not understand "public domain"
 CodenameBluebird1: jeeez
 lamina5432: policy for streaming a public domain?
 neisan2112: Yeah but Youtube doesn't actually give a shit about that
TriuneSystem: Yeah, the YouTube just got taken offline. But at least twitch is still good
 zed_alpha: @adept_nekomancer They don't.
 AlistorKO: Probably some company we never heard of says they have the rights
 JDMan94: There are a lot of things YT doesn't understand
 Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer it doesn't. this has been a problem with previous pd movie nights too
 hackingducks: welcome to the joy of AI-automated copyright claim systems.
 MacbethSeemsSus: "public domain? how do we make money off that!"
 fcloud: did you check BEHIND the door?
 ThePixelSavage: @adept_nekomancer if its cannot be monetized it is not allowed. *nods*
booms8: Youtube makes a good amount of money off intentionally misunderstanding public domain
 trousey627: YouTube is run by drunk monkeys, so this tracks.
 a_guy_7: "Personally checked"
 itsaysTRUENO: I hope this movie starts soon
 thebuzzstreams: Some musician must have sampled the entire film and did a copyright claim
 hackingducks: same company wants to start policing you age using AI. gonna work brilliantly.
 CodenameBluebird1: probably some AI bot looking for key words.
 Oscelot: rofl wow
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 ghyllnox: US copyright law makes it much much more appealing for YT to take down a stream that looks to be serving a movie out of caution
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 shushu2539: now taste it
 beowuuf: youtube struck lrr once for *checks notes* having their own content, so...
 zed_alpha: There was one microphone in this entire production and it was placed in the HVAC vents.
 hyralt: I had a rotary phone growing up and you could hear it clicking the receiver to dial numbers
 Lord_Hosk: LIAR!
 fcloud: the sherlock holmes of the military base
 nishwastaken: omg
 AlistorKO: OH MY GAWDS
 Razdak: You don't smoke at all?!
 Lord_Hosk: its the 50s everyone smokes
 Oscelot: @zed_alpha pffff
 nishwastaken: it's a plot point
 DigitalSeahorse: he went    
 RockPusher:  The Wikipedia page for the movie has the full movie right there on the page
 grander_pastures: Thanks Jordynne for the Ass Assessment
 ProfessorFalconer: "You don't smoke? My god, you're a commie spy!"
 nishwastaken: 
 rosesmcgee: Tastes like commie
 MacbethSeemsSus: He doesn't smoke!?! In the 50s!
aceviru: good ol filing cabinets.
  Sarah: This man seems like an amateur at sneaking XD
LittleRedPanda: not even a movie, it's just a hell of a PSA
aceviru: oh nooooooi
RabbitsFuhr: boooo
Monan Arts: what the what
LittleRedPanda: too much smoking
a a: wat
Convisku - KFP Oubliette Discretionary Services: oooh dear
Easily Crazy Hat: Youtuuuuubbe
Will Barge: But the entire point is that this ISNT a content problem
Conor Freeland: Well that's not correct
Shakajolt: wut
Monan Arts: Still stremaing on Twitch
SuperFpac: the movie is public domain!!!
Kimmie Koneko: "i'm getting fired" - last words heard on stream
Triune System: it's still live on twitch
Sgt. Slapstick: Apparently nobody told YT what public domain means.....
Jade-Elise Newell: Oh no
Shakajolt: Youtube fail
Alec Torres: see yall on twitch
Kodalith : looks like YouThbe got hit
LittleRedPanda: YT famously knows shit about shit
  Sarah: Oof, sorry chat. Head over to twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun if you want to watch
 Mr_Horrible: "Whoever stole these files has DOGSHIT taste"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CanvasWolfDoll: 'yup. both tobacco'
 Oscelot: she has an extremely boopable nose
 the_tutorial_boss: a non smoker in the 50s!?
 Costar_s: rip youtube stream
 neisan2112: YT just has arbitrary rules for everything. Its probably an AI seeing a movie so it automaticlly took it down.
 fcloud: maybe he's out farming this tobacco. it's AMAZING
TorgoSaves: looks like he's been smokin the wacky tobacky
 itsaysTRUENO: tobacco, the fabric of our lives
 IanAllenBird: rude
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 beowuuf: get a load of sherlock over here
 sporkraptor: but have you ever had... sex with your husband?
 Sorator13: except for the time that, yknow, he died
 definenull: ruude
 ElementalAlchemist: real accusatory there
 Noy2222: Ma'am, he's smoking weed
 ghyllnox: ???
 SymphonySolstice: presumptuous
 beowuuf: 
 magical_writer: Another Man?
 booms8: There's more than one woman!?
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm the only woman who exists, and I'd know!"
 arx_ca: probably autodetected as someone else's content who streamed it before.
massivemoths: woah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Have you ever concerned, another man?
 zed_alpha: @the_tutorial_boss more common than you'd think. there were just also a hell of a lot more smokers.
 an_archist2: yuri?
 CanvasWolfDoll: 'it's just me and his wife!'
 type_variable: You don't smoke? But what do you do about the hunger pains?
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 fcloud: let me answer your question by not answering it
 trousey627: Maybe they took it down bc the jokes were TOO GOOD
 ThePixelSavage: by god is this movie sponsored in full by the tobacco lobby?
 Lord_Hosk: You know... Men... who wear tight pants
 saintguard: "You know, communists"
 dutchmoose: phone
 Oscelot: So many phone calls holy crap
 neisan2112: ACOTAR Time lol
 LPS_97: good cut
 DrLigmaPhD: Yes
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this is just an elaborate ad for phones
 grander_pastures: It actually isn't an Other Woman. It's an Alien, which is infinitely more logical
 beowuuf: jim never has a second cup of coffee on the morning...
 pookahbee: "Just my new friend, Commie. I meant Connie!"
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 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: just the concept of phone
 grander_pastures: We are now TINY
 adept_nekomancer: Phonespace
 Oscelot: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether funded by Big Phone
 saintguard: The movie is coming from inside the phone!
 grander_pastures: Also 5 DRINKS
 DigitalSeahorse: "Tom never asks me questions when we're at home."
 Mr_Horrible: "Today we're going to talk about the Kuleshov Effect"
 AlistorKO: lol
 LPS_97: is it still the air police?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: @Oscelot exactly 
 ghyllnox: WHY though
 MacbethSeemsSus: Best part, this is post-citizen kane
 neisan2112: Everything is out of focus Cam!
 the_tutorial_boss: where?
 FlargBlarg: they said he was 6'3", at least hi character
 zed_alpha: Accidental chiaroscuro
Technobach: But oh sure, people /nowadays/ are obsessed with their phones
 ProfessorFalconer: "Dr. Martin is considered to be in need of rest and dangerous"
 melegaunt_: that's some heavy cronch on mic 5
 DigitalSeahorse: another midday shot turned down to look like night
 SymphonySolstice: I haven't even seen any killers from space yet
 Mr_Horrible: we've been making bad movies for even longer than that 
 dumbo3k: oh, Jardynne! They just said his height! 6 foot 3
 grander_pastures: THE EEEEEEYES
 zed_alpha: look the entire movie's budget was a ham sandwich and a roll of duct tape and they gave Peter Graves the sandwich.
 neisan2112: Just trying to be M
 IanAllenBird: ok
 Mr_Horrible: "I hate eyes!"
 definenull: shanked
 BrowneePointz: I’d say closer to 20 years at this point
 pickles_mcelden: They gave his height just now jordynne  it's 6'3
 fcloud: i hate people with eyes 
 CanvasWolfDoll: no, not columbo!
 grander_pastures: HE HAS EYES, KILL HIM
 Xan_The_Quiet: sure, but they'd also been making really bad movies for 40 years by this point
 Mathwyn: 33yrs old, but a 50's 33
 ghyllnox: He had The Eyes
 Oscelot: @Xan_The_Quiet ^
 manyourbattlestations: isn't that guy the traitor in stalag 17?
 type_variable: its 1954 drink driving isnt a crime
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 beowuuf: peter "put them in" graves
 DoodlestheGreat: @manyourbattlestations Yep!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm starting to think the guy who was injured in a plane crash isn't okay
 thebuzzstreams: the special eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne still horny from Date Everything
 zed_alpha: Eyes, liver, and IMPENETRABLE SHADOWS
 ElementalAlchemist: driving up to the pump to get some leaded gasoline
 BrowneePointz: although the 30s were a mix of figuring things out and flashes of brilliance
 grander_pastures: Jordynne really is brainrotted for falling for a tall hit killer immediately
 Mr_Horrible: a punch to the liver is basically like hitting the RE4 Regenerator weakspot, yeah
 ProfessorFalconer: "Give me two gallons of your most leaded gas!"
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: fill 'er up with some leaded gasoline
 ghyllnox: It's SO DARK
 BrowneePointz: 20s-30s*
TorgoSaves: glad we can get all these driving and parking scenes
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyGoldenLatteAMPTropPunch-ygPjs9Uhcs8qH5rV
 AlistorKO: ohhh
 the_tutorial_boss: woof
 Oscelot: *woof*
 grander_pastures: BRRRROOOOO
 DrLigmaPhD: Yeaaaah
 ghyllnox: Bwuh
 neisan2112: ooooof
 SymphonySolstice: yikes
 grander_pastures: That's fuckn Rpugh
 CanvasWolfDoll: so... that screencap we saw. are those guys just going to show up only for half a shot or something?
 Sorator13: y i k e s
 BrowneePointz: it was before fluoride in the water yes
 zed_alpha: Yeah, the *depression had just happened*
 AshBurnem: Holy doodle.
 manyourbattlestations: floridate your water, kids
 type_variable: 6 drinks
 grander_pastures: 6 Drinks!
 gnyrinn: Sugar consumption does that.
 BrowneePointz: oral health was worse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, and we are going back to that standard of healthcare
 Oscelot: I'm never going to feel like a failure for my dental health again after learning that factoid
 iris_of_ether: Both my grandparents on my mom's side opted for dentures really young
 beowuuf: @TorgoSaves gave 50's audiences a chance to start a new cigarette withoput missing out on important plot
 MacbethSeemsSus: My grandpa was a trained dentist but the medical officer for an entire naval base
 sporkraptor: suspect may be armed, or just fisted
 grander_pastures: THE EEEEEYES
 hackingducks: world war 2 is why so much food in the US is fortified. they realized like, more than half of the population suffered from some form of malnourishment
 zed_alpha: That's not even surprising, the great frigging depression had just happened and people's health was shot. Malnutrition and no healthcare will do that.
 fcloud: height 6 4? dear god, he's GROWING
 ElementalAlchemist: He didn't put up a big fight
 grander_pastures: 7 DRINKS
 type_variable: @fcloud lmao
 ghyllnox: "A tall blonde man is wanted"
 Lord_Hosk: During the civil war the number one reason for not being able to serve was not having a two teeth above two teeth so you couldn't tear open a rifle cartrige
 melegaunt_: TOOB
 Oscelot: oh this was PRE 911, dang
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: TOOB
 Aceviru: Hell yeah
 shendaras: yeah, wait, did he pay to call the police?
 RockPusher: *thoomp*
 SymphonySolstice: I  toob
 ghyllnox: TUUUBE
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 AlistorKO: a male caucasian? Wait! That's him!
 LPS_97: @Oscelot he did use a public phone for some reason
 grander_pastures: YEEEEES, THE TOOOOB
 Meark: costco still uses toobs
 BrowneePointz: yep Great Depression and water fluoridation hadn’t started yet I think Cam
 AshBurnem: Hospital have toob
 thebuzzstreams: yooo toob
 Mr_Horrible: vacuum tube message deliveries let's goooooo
 Oscelot: @Lord_Hosk woah, that's wild
 booms8: A series of tubes mentioned
 definenull: yess give the succ\
 MacbethSeemsSus: *fwoomp*
 manyourbattlestations: aw yeah the shlorp messenger
 DrLigmaPhD: ONLY T U B E
 teddywhosabear: I thought I had been joking about this movie being 40% phone calls but it is
 neisan2112: So, we are more than halfway through this movie, wonder when we'll get anything from outerspace?
  Sarah_Serinde: Can you run a tube out to Toronto for me?
 vinewood_og: DM starts with a pneumatic projectile to the dome, fair
 zed_alpha: The occasional angry, terrified squirrel just gets fired out of the office message system at eye height
 Mr_Horrible: "Not the first time my eyes got me in trouble..."
 grander_pastures: Two typewriter, one for each hand
 Oscelot: I hate that they made sure he had the paper with him but then immediately ignored it
 Xan_The_Quiet: "this meeting could have been a pneumatic tube message"
 MAPBoardgames: Why are white people called 'Caucasian'? The Caucasus are a very specific and small area.
 grander_pastures: Is that another call?
 CanvasWolfDoll: @neisan2112 we weren't promised outer space, just space
 AlistorKO: wow, this fancy man has a *car phone*
 Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames Good question!
 LPS_97: what was that shot?
 AlistorKO: la dee dah
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Xan_The_Quiet Can you flag those as urgent?
 neisan2112: @CanvasWolfDoll Yeah you right
 LithelyUnshod: @MAPBoardgames An old guy wanted to fuck a skull
 Oscelot: @MAPBoardgames Yeah, I have no idea. I've wondered the same though
 the_tutorial_boss: dead tired
 melegaunt_: I'm far too gone already no more phone calls plz
 OtherEdgeworth: @AlistorKO Yeah, it's called a radio
Tantusar: so what nonsense is this then
 ElementalAlchemist: a!
 DigitalSeahorse: if my mom kept the typewriter I'd still have one but a don't think she did
TorgoSaves: O__O
 grander_pastures: THE EEEEEYE
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindBlushingWebPJSalt-C9R-CL__RfXV9gQ1
 Oscelot: roflmao the eyeeyeyes
 AlistorKO:  
 RockPusher:  
 Costar_s: lawd they comin
 teddywhosabear: the eyyyyyes
 Oscelot: Heather XD
 definenull: HEATHER
 GameSageZB: TJ Eckleberg is watching.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 grander_pastures: Honestly, those eyes are v adorable
 ghyllnox: 
 thebuzzstreams: HEATHER
Technobach: Close your eyes while driving, should be fine
 vinewood_og: D.U.Eye
 LPS_97: well rip
 Mr_Horrible:  
 teddywhosabear: 'don't actually crash, we can't afford that'
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah, bad rear projection!
 BrowneePointz: I’m loving the Double Exposure shots
 nishwastaken: 
TorgoSaves: "we see you, Peter"
 LithelyUnshod: @LithelyUnshod Not a joke
Matt4Flame: damn youtubes
 melegaunt_: they *chose* that extended car horn.
 Oscelot: "Crumple zones? We haven't invented those"
 Alahmnat: why are rear projection driving shots always SO bad at the actual driving part?
 Loa_Ayizan: He really throws his whole body into steering
 Stormgod519: im back
TorgoSaves: here we go
 BrowneePointz: all the force transfers to you
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Loa_Ayizan No power steering
 type_variable: real mario kart steering here
 Stormgod519: oh did he get possessed?
 sporkraptor: time for the opiums
 zed_alpha: @Alahmnat The sense of scale is off. The background is usually like 250% more zoomed in than it has to be
 CanvasWolfDoll: @BrowneePointz midichlorians?
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 Stormgod519: LOL Heather
Matt4Flame: Had rewinded to enjoy with popcorn, now i just got jolted into the furture :c
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Come again?
 trousey627: Weird, the steering column should've gone straight though his chest
 RoeDent89: Wow
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna give you something that'll help" 
 Stormgod519: is his brain perfectly smooth?
 Oscelot: @trousey627 I mean so should have the rest of his airplane so
 AlistorKO: "His midiclorians... they're off the charts, doctor!"
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that *is* how a man in the 50's emoted
 grander_pastures: Cam, love the movie review rn
 Zerragonoss: Do you or do you not buy haunted things hoping the ghost is hot Jordynne?
 zed_alpha: Y'know why I love a lot of these old crappy movies? There's plenty of performers who are pretty great and should have had better careers.
 Lord_Hosk: Can we have a second take? Nope... Moving on
 Alahmnat: @zed_alpha it's not even the scale, their hand movements just never seem to have anything to do with what's going on.
 MacbethSeemsSus: "deprive his mind of any imagination" WHAT
 Sorator13: sorry, we have drugs that can "deprive his mind of any imagination"???
 trousey627: @Oscelot Fair point
 zed_alpha: There's always these little bright spots
 sporkraptor: no, fuck you
 Costar_s: the director knew how to frame shots but not much else
 Stormgod519: bro
 JadedCynic: Actually, when you're drunk, you don't tense up and snap bones within your rigid muscles; normally a bone will flex if not obstructed by 'outside forces'
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 fcloud: no, i can't hear you. can we do this over the phone please
TorgoSaves: this will fill out the run time
 ElementalAlchemist: one hour later
 Noy2222: "We need to fill this movie"
 Oscelot: this is just the rest of the movie
TorgoSaves: 
 zed_alpha: @Alahmnat oh yeah that too
 PharaohBender27: I think Alex actually explained it best a few years ago: Back then, a car accident was the cars going *bonk* and everyone inside liquefying, and now the cars crumple up and the person comes out saying, "I'm fine!"
 hackingducks: 4.... 3....
 DoodlestheGreat: @Sorator13 Usually a shot of Wild Turkey.
 grander_pastures: 100.... 100..... 100.....
 fcloud: 97, 96, the suspense is killing me
 Stormgod519: pfft
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's right, all those numbers were right!
 Mr_Horrible: "My god, he knows about 93..."
 neisan2112: Da BOIZ
 grander_pastures: THE BOOOOOYS
 manyourbattlestations: oh no they're putting him on a podcast!
 zed_alpha: oh hell yeah, 1960s movie hypnotism!
 definenull: *taps mic* is this thing on?
 LPS_97: Is that the press?
 Oscelot: I remember being told to do this when I was given anasthesia. keeps you occupied
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: math as a form of hypnotism...
 Lord_Hosk: President Eisenhour
 boon_army_cadet: Emergency podcast
 Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse Vicksy has such good emotes lol
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but first, let's hear from our sponsor....
Matt4Flame: "Speak clearly into the microphone, guy thats clearing passing out"
 LibraryWitchKei: What's the movie?
 itsaysTRUENO: Bioshock audio logs be like
 Aarek: "it all started when I was 7 year old."
 Stormgod519: lol
 BrowneePointz: I mean anything rhythmic can be hypnotic
 LPS_97: glowing orb
 xantos69: Oh snap a flashback!  Those are so artistic.
 DigitalSeahorse: "The WHOLE Story" 
 grander_pastures: The suited man wields the microphone like a priest wields a cross
 beowuuf: i'll never get over macho grande
 thebuzzstreams: @LibraryWitchKei Killers from Space
 Stormgod519: its just a broken traffic light
 Oscelot: oooof this film is so dirty
 Oscelot: ROFL
 definenull: WHOAH
 defaultedusername: Yeeeesssss!
 manyourbattlestations: oh this man gonna get probed
 Lord_Hosk: YES!
 Stormgod519: oh what the fuck?
 grander_pastures: ALIEEENS
 neisan2112: There we gooooo
 Carlioo: oh my god
 Sorator13: OH
 dagoth__ur_: tanning goggles?
  Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bahaha
 Mr_Horrible: "When I regained consciousness, I was delivering my lines from a different room"
 AlistorKO: LOL
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 hidingbox: There's the budget
 Oscelot: The mystical oxyacetaline torches!
Matt4Flame: you cant just flashbang us with these guys movie
TorgoSaves: O O
 LibraryWitchKei: 
 SymphonySolstice: o___o
voren_chalco: Marty Feldmans?
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot  
 TheAinMAP: 
 grander_pastures: Damn, they have incense?
 zed_alpha: he's been abducted by an army of Marties Feldman!
 RoeDent89: Unless you're George Michael
 ghyllnox: 
 fcloud: and i thought LRR invented the soldering education stream
 LPS_97: sorry, was it looping?
 type_variable: wikipedia says the eyes are refrigerator ice cube trays
 booms8: Photorealistic Woody
 BrowneePointz: oh no it’s Judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 DoodlestheGreat: They're roasting marshmallows.
 mwlsn: Igor?
 AlistorKO: 👁️👁️  👁️👁️  👁️👁️
 ProfessorFalconer: It's a team of Marty Feldmans!
 CanvasWolfDoll: eye-gors?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: The actors CLEARLY can't see 
 Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse hehehe
 EvilBadman: Tanning goggles?
 Loa_Ayizan: So many Igors from Young Frankenstein
 shushu2539: that happens when you torch solder without eye protection
 dutchmoose: I played chess with death(?) the other day
Kendo_thorn: woohoo youtube is back up
 definenull: "i'm not touching you~"
 trousey627: YT back
 Stormgod519: lol
 CanvasWolfDoll: quick! check for abby normal's brain!
 beowuuf: headcanon this isn't the aliens' real faces, this is just what they adopted to reassure their abductees
 lamina5432: soke him to death
 gnyrinn: @voren_chalco The only one I could see in those men
 grander_pastures: Hot
 manyourbattlestations: this is how they used to wax your chest in the 50s
Oreo1369: YouTube back ?
TorgoSaves: 'kay get that nipple back on there'
 Lord_Hosk: Why is that one guy a ketchup bottle?
 Bruceski: Instantly recognizes his own heart.
 ElementalAlchemist: L
 grander_pastures: Wuddarya doing to.me...
 zeathean: They are smudging one out
 Mr_Horrible: "We're representatives from GOOP"
 PharaohBender27: Reminder: This movie was made before the first successful heart transplant
 pokemonlabs: YouTube is back!
Matt4Flame: am i getting echos?
 thesimbiote: Original score by the Youth Recorder Choir
 manyourbattlestations: diversity win! the aliens gave him top surgery
 Razdak: Now, I don't know much about human anatomy, but I assume it's like welding, right?
 sporkraptor: we will send a bill in the mail
 Stormgod519: 
 CanvasWolfDoll: 'uh... thanks for the night, i guess?'
 teddywhosabear: lmaoooo
 Mr_Horrible: "You ruined our tattoo, scram, doofus"
 fcloud: we have branded you Loser
 Oscelot: @Razdak exactly XD
 Sorator13: CAMERON
 zed_alpha: The terrifying thought here is that there's a real alien abduction story that was rather sensationally reported on for a while around when this movie would have been in production. They were trying to be *TOPICAL.*
 ghyllnox: 
 neisan2112: @Matt4Flame Did you have the YT open? Its back up
 Carlioo: so what is the x-axis and y-axis of his nipple
Matt4Flame: figured it out :x
 grander_pastures: Wooow, doesn't even let him pit hisnshitnback on before kicking him out
 Oscelot: Oh god the eyes MOVE
 EvilBadman: What's the movie this evening friends
 RockPusher: Saved from plane crash by being possessed by aliens - is this Ultraman: The Adventure Begins? 
 itsaysTRUENO: Blue man group origin story
Matt4Flame: @neisan2112 yes :x
 AlistorKO: I CAN SEE ALL
 ThorSokar: the eyebrows!
 CanvasWolfDoll: love the eyebrows
 ThorSokar: hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: @EvilBadman killers from space
 grander_pastures: They just look REALLY ANGY  >:(((((
 AlistorKO: OMG his eyebrows!
 zed_alpha: randy feltface's evil cousins
 LibraryWitchKei: @RockPusher Oh god you're right
 LPS_97: that is one of the characters from AC Unity
 hackingducks: maybe he doesn't see anything at all. those things might not be eyes at all.
 Stormgod519: oh do tell
 DoodlestheGreat: Even pig latin?
 Noy2222: Even English!
 itsaysTRUENO: do they speak gamer?
 CanvasWolfDoll: these men have muppet eyes
 grander_pastures: Damn, they literally covered that
 Stormgod519: he's been tractor beamed!
 zed_alpha: yeah, matt, brazil doesn't exist
 DoodlestheGreat: Heartburn
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: he ever started?
 MacbethSeemsSus: You know simlish?
 VorlonScout: oh? Prove it. Esperanto, right now.
 PharaohBender27: "OK, speak Welsh, then"
 grander_pastures: Damn, they hit him with the Brown Note
Matt4Flame: "But we never were actoing!"
 Astramentha: DAMN
 EvilBadman: Those are totally tanning goggles
 Stormgod519: same
 definenull: yes please
 Stormgod519:   
 the_tutorial_boss: love you Heather!
 DigitalSeahorse:   every language and 50s English
 beowuuf: aliens could have cracked the navaho codes in WWII and turned the tide
 AlistorKO: Yo, turn that music up weird eyes guy, this beat is sick
 vogon_poet: No one speaks Portuguese... *Brazil clears their throat*
 teddywhosabear: dang they invented space tv
 mwlsn: These guys are like that tumblr post of the physics homework on how big Legolas's eyes need to be to see things at distance
 grander_pastures: The electron bridge! Of course!
 Oscelot: did they just put UFO shapes into a cloud chamber?
 zed_alpha: "We electrocuted you into SPAAAAAACE"
 NotCainNorAbel: the toll on that bridge is at elast $5
 Sorator13: Electron Bridge is my experimental trap band name
 itsaysTRUENO: electron bridge? I sure hope it does!
 chanterelleton: magnetic  propulsion on an electron bridge is kinda a cool premise among the modern "everything is warp drives"
 Stormgod519: you can't just ask that, doctor...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Electron Bridge is my Polyphonic Spree cover band
Matt4Flame: Roombas? In the far off distant furture of.... 1981?
 thegreatwyrdling: Which movie is this?
 Oscelot: @mwlsn rofl XD I hadn't thought of that in a long time
 grander_pastures: Damn, they literally made a Space Highway?
 hidingbox: Darn, didn't expect that. Generally we plan from proton bridges
 hyralt: they came from a planet within the atom
TorgoSaves: How DARE you insult the good name of RADAR
 Astramentha: XD
 Lord_Hosk: Welsh is easy: rtrmnnrasmsanryssrnmkkjlrppprt  pronounced "foot"
 Aceviru: Oh right. YT did the thing where it's set to private
 Stormgod519: thanks...
 Mr_Horrible: UFO swerving directly into the median
 AlistorKO: No crap yoou're in a cavern
 hidingbox: Professor obvious
 grander_pastures: In a Cavern IDIOR
 DigitalSeahorse: that's just a paint mixer!   
 Costar_s: this lore drop is nuts
voren_chalco: Primitive Radar? Me don't like when Krog invent new words.
aceviru: We're so back
  Sarah: Who knows if it'll last though
 Mr_Horrible: "Snorting the Dragon's Tail"
 hackingducks: in their base, killin' their dudes?
 LPS_97: tinfoil tablet
 grander_pastures: We huffing your atom fumes
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientOutstandingSpaghettiFutureMan-wXjhBtcRXNSQDrAd
Matt4Flame: Wait, so you think someone just looked at tanning gogles, and just went; "Hey these look weird, lets make a movie about em"
 hidingbox: Part of a universal recycling program recycling radiation
 fcloud: wtf
 Sorator13: ben how dare you
 manyourbattlestations: these jokers still out here using skype
 Oscelot: Okay I gotta give mad props to this guy for acting in the correct direction when he can't actually SEE
 dutchmoose: Am I having a stroke
 Stormgod519: Gesundheit
 Noy2222: Robin Williams is in this?
 AlistorKO: man, movies were so good back then
 thebuzzstreams: Is this portugese?
 DigitalSeahorse: they set the lab paint mixer on ultra slow
 Lord_Hosk: Wow... He was talking about your mother
 Aarek: nee nu nee nu?
 ClodiumSoride: was that backwards audio?
 Carlioo: shout ous to playing the sound file backwards
 teddywhosabear: how much must it hurt keeping those eyes in
 LibraryWitchKei: Oh, it's the Minion prototype
 type_variable: @Matt4Flame theyre cut up ice trays for making ice cubes lmao
 neisan2112: It sounded like he said "the fuck was that?" Lol
 RockPusher:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's Gree, he's a bit odd
 definenull: OH NO
 thebuzzstreams: @LibraryWitchKei oh god it is
 definenull: its algebra
 ghyllnox: They gave him MATH NOTES
 Stormgod519: bro...
 Noy2222: "I... Have ChatGPT"
TorgoSaves: advanced paper
 LPS_97: aluminum foil
 DoodlestheGreat: It's my algebra homework!
ALittleRedPandaPlush: this feels like a movie that was made entirely by accident
 pookahbee: With their algrlebra homework
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 betweenmyself: 
 Alahmnat: SPACE paper!
 BrowneePointz: that was sharpie on aluminum foil
 Oscelot: "I'm sorry I was too busy CRASHING"
 fcloud: wow they even have wipes
 beowuuf: the advances technology of shiny paper
 manyourbattlestations: why is this man wearing oven mitts
 Noy2222: "Our technology has starwipes"
 the_tutorial_boss: this zoom call could have been an email
  Sarah_Serinde: dun dun dun
 grander_pastures: HE DIED
 ElementalAlchemist: he WHAT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dun dun dun
 Astramentha: :0
TorgoSaves: the creche
 Noy2222: "We have ALL the wipes"
 mwlsn: y *and* the sqrt of x? We can't cope with that level of mathematics
 Mr_Horrible: Livers From Space
 nishwastaken: omg he's a ghoooost
 LPS_97: wait so this is heaven?
 grander_pastures: He a ZOMBIE ALIEN
 Stormgod519: bro they fuckin resurrected him?!?
 pookahbee: Zombalien
TorgoSaves: he still seems a little dead
 Stormgod519: LOL
Matt4Flame: "Unfortunalty, i died.... but i lived!"
 DigitalSeahorse: if  had bigger pupils
 Oscelot: He would be more than dead in a crash like that. he'd be a liquid.
 bubba0077: should this be "Anti-killers From Space"?
 beowuuf: wait, so they revived a dead person. that's the opposite of being a killer! this title is a sham
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Lasik
 manyourbattlestations: this is some ME2 cerberus nonsense
 Mr_Horrible: "such as?" *...zzzzzip*
 sporkraptor: Mars Needs Optometrists
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is a LOOOOOONG flashback
 grander_pastures: @pookahbee *tips hat* 'zombalien
 Stormgod519: god's sweetest vape...
 Stormgod519: Matt...
 saintguard: "Revivers From Space" just didn't do it for the studio
 ladylinzington: please help us change this bulb
 grander_pastures: HELL YEAH MATT
 Sorator13: >.<
Matt4Flame: COMBO
 Costar_s: Asstron
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: Oh come on...
 mwlsn: @beowuuf the real killers from space is us!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shushu2539: quick, steal those plans and hide them into the robot
 grander_pastures: LUCAS YOU PLAGERIST
 neisan2112: We keep finding more thing Lucas riped off
 betweenmyself: we are an advanced race of hyperintelligent beings with acute thyroid problems
 beowuuf: ok, zombalien vampirates would be the ultimate movie
 letsbelgo: I wish the subs worked. So hard to hear anything between all the cross talk
 Stormgod519: this is yet another demonstration of the folley of man...
 grander_pastures: Damn, that planet shidding
 pookahbee: Space was the killers we made along the way
 neisan2112: Developed!??!
 AlistorKO: eyes lore!
 teddywhosabear: 40% stock footage, 40% phone calls, 20% eyes, sometimes overlapping
 ghyllnox: 
 beowuuf: @mwlsn what a twist!
Matt4Flame: Please stop looking at the camera my man....
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this *is* a PSA 
 Stormgod519: booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 Atarra: dare I ask what I've walked into
 DigitalSeahorse: footage of Hawaii
 snakegums: do you suppose their worst insult is "your mother blinked"?
 the_tutorial_boss: eye ey ey
 thebuzzstreams: So, global warming causes eyes to grow big? Neat!
 adamshandy: 
 Oscelot: I am laughing that the pupils are about the same size. They just made the whites huge
 adept_nekomancer: I still want those to be googly eyes
 Mr_Horrible:  Behold, thousands of years of evolution
 saintguard: Wait, isn't this the plot of Transformers the movie?
 ladylinzington: MY BRAND
 grander_pastures: They literally adapted low light eyes
 VorlonScout: “And your eyebrows?” “They were just always like this.”
 AlistorKO: The Future!
 LPS_97: Look at that model
 Stormgod519: what this???
 zed_alpha: wait hang on
 zed_alpha: oh god he's right
 neisan2112: Not wrong
 Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer I wish I had the skills to do that XD
 kumatsu: oh I love EPCOT
 thegreatwyrdling: Movie name?
 grander_pastures: THREE BODY KILLERS FROM SPACE
 vinewood_og: They voted, and the Ayes had it
 Stormgod519: you can see the wires!!!
 fcloud: man, this poor guy went through school, got his doctorate, and joined the military and mfers STILL wheelin in the vcr to make him watch videos
 zed_alpha: Was 3 Body Problem a remake of *this?*
 Loa_Ayizan: I'm impressed he knows what switch to press without looking at the switch board
 type_variable: im loving the screen within a screen just top tier production idea
 IanAllenBird: 1 whole billion....
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh that's just EPCOT. You don't need to worry about that
 hyralt: they invaded planet Modeltopia
 DigitalSeahorse: hmm I think I'll have some Pur
 beowuuf: @saintguard less chidhood trauma from all my favourite toys dying, which is nice
 AlistorKO: So is this a flashback or...
 grander_pastures: @kumatsu ....EPCOT ball.... 
 Ned_Flandalorian: "do you all have the angry eyebrows?"
 Stormgod519: welp
 Oscelot: I mean we legitimately had plenty of space for that many people at that point
  Sarah_Serinde: yes
 DigitalSeahorse: YES omg YES
Matt4Flame: "You know this subway is from the acinet times-" O-O
 AlistorKO: "You see doctor, I'm part toon!"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hidingbox: oh I see. They are space imperialists.
 Stormgod519: what the hell are those?
 CanvasWolfDoll: so have these aliens just evolved pass blinking, or are those pingpongs super dried out?
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 ContingentCat: Yuup
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, what did they cut from the audio?
 Stormgod519: they want you to think you  can't leave
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: lack of ass
 VorlonScout: Someone go give Bucky those eyes.
 fcloud: well i dont need to find my way in, do it
 AlistorKO: Do not try to punch rock, Doctor!
 fcloud: *i
 zed_alpha: Can you imagine the wild goddamn cackling in theaters when this came out? How many people back then do you think were able to keep their shit together after seeing the Ping-Pong Ball Mole Men up there?
Matt4Flame: "This is ridiculose!" "I know you are but what am i!?" O-O
 CanvasWolfDoll: how hard is it to leave a cave?
 Stormgod519: hi
 Oscelot: roflmao
 DigitalSeahorse: he's not wrong, they do get on or off at Bloor
 Mr_Horrible: "Bathroom's that way, dude"
 ElementalAlchemist: 👀
 grander_pastures: THATS A THOMAS FACE ON A GUY
 Stormgod519: um...
 themercenary1987: Where's Roddy Piper when you need some extraterrestrials fought?
 LPS_97: they're all watching respectfully
 Razdak: HOW DID HE NOT SEE HIM?
 ArdCollider: these eyes are the conversation pits of the soul
Matt4Flame: Thomas stunt double
 Jobot180: That guy just bought walked past him
 Oscelot: I totally failed to catch why they needed to rez him. Did anyone catch it?
 DoodlestheGreat: @zed_alpha Stuff like this was more the pervue of drive-ins.
 Stormgod519: anyone ese not know where things are?
 Jobot180: Borg
 definenull: we have those Deidre spawn balls from last DB, right?
 Stormgod519: like this is so silly
 shushu2539: cute belts, inspired in earthian cebras
 AlistorKO: the most chill suspense ever
 Oscelot: oh gods it is XD
 crazycommie87: My Special Eyes!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh no you're right
 Bruceski:  Okay byeeeeeeee
 zed_alpha: @DoodlestheGreat oh even better for rowdy showings
 ghyllnox: Oh no it is 
 Sorator13: @Oscelot I'm not sure they specified, exactly? just said they "need his skills" I think
25 raiders from wiggins have joined!
 seeweda: the guy with the eyeballs looks like Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit to me
 grander_pastures: They are LITERALLY THOMAS FACES
 hidingbox: We does he just knock out out and take the suits and eyeballs as a disguise? What is he stupid?
 jibkat:   
 Lord_Hosk: Welcome back
 grander_pastures: HI MATT
 saintguard: The predecessors of Gowron
ozzyozren: this just feels like a decent twilight zone episode that was given waaay too much run time ruining it
 Oscelot: @Sorator13 okay good, I thought it was just me missing something
 Sorator13: welcome raiders! I hope you like Big Eyes
1ne_intellect: is this what the kids call a Lububu
 LPS_97: so, this cavern does not have any signage to know where you are, so I can assume they are all lost
 Costar_s: they blink like those mudfish, where the eyes pull inside their skulls
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 fcloud: man, the way that guy fondles his knob cabinet. you think they're married?
 HadesLeprechaun: @Razdak we have better vision with movie-vision than the in-universe people where I assume it's supposed to be super dark
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lead violin, you're the hero of this movie
 Mr_Horrible: I'm sure they're having a shining time
 Oscelot: hey @wiggins , hope stream was good
 Stormgod519: get gpt
 Stormgod519: got
 Oscelot: welcome raiders
 SymphonySolstice:  
 HawkeyeCadash:  
 Stormgod519: nat 1
 TruPhantomAngel: Little late. what is the film?
 Oscelot: we're watching Killer from Space
 Sorator13: Killers from Space
  Juliamon: Killers from Space
  wiggins: hello
 Bruceski: Killers From Space
 grander_pastures: @TruPhantomAngel Killers From Space
 Stormgod519: hya Wiggins
 LPS_97: Time to dig
Matt4Flame: "Oh, i knew i forgot something..."
 Sorator13: (clowns not included)
 TruPhantomAngel: Ty!
 type_variable: I can't possibly be trapped, i can still hear the horn section!
 CanvasWolfDoll: this movie's pre-dnd. society hadn't learned yet
 AlistorKO:   
 Oscelot: What in the
 nishwastaken: welcome raiders 
 Zerragonoss: I thought fighter pilot was a fighter subclass.
 Stormgod519: oh god
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 grander_pastures: SPOODER
 Stormgod519: Spider!!!
 betweenmyself: and now…  AMINALS!  GREAT BIG AMINALS!
 definenull: oh yeah SPIDER WARNING
 Oscelot: roflmao hi Shelob what's up bud
 kirataigharl: Welcome
 Ned_Flandalorian: so far they have killed -1 mens
 SymphonySolstice: spood
 epsilon_vee: some kind of space doggos with extra legs
 hackingducks: suddenly spooders
 grander_pastures: GIANT SPOOODER
  Sarah_Serinde: Cameron I could hear that second T, lovely pronunciation
Matt4Flame: -1 for the killers
 definenull:  
 crazycommie87: Major spider warning
 fcloud: total killed: -1
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt Wiggins is one stream away from 69 TOTK streams
 Stormgod519: LOL
 AlistorKO: LOL
 Oscelot: This composite is really funny
 AlistorKO: YES!
 Stormgod519: that is some HUGE forced perspective
  Juliamon: that is definitely someone's pet tarantula
 AshBurnem: Why are the spiders making a frog noise?
 grander_pastures: EL SPIDRO GIGANTE
 Gekyouryuu: these people have been excavating a cavern to create their hideout, yes? Tillers from Space.
 AlistorKO: screw you square cube law!
 AshBurnem: Oh
voren_chalco: You're telling me spiders *aren't* 2 cats tied together?
 Oscelot: I think it's a gila monster
 grander_pastures: FROGGORT
 pookahbee: Frogzilla
 DigitalSeahorse:  woah they DO look big when zoomed in in the backgound!
 Mr_Horrible: probably
 CanvasWolfDoll: newt i think?
 teddywhosabear: this is the same cave as the spiders
 hyralt: I don’t think they’re giant. The aliens are just teeny.
 Oscelot: gila monsters DO hiss so that's fun
 sporkraptor: okay and the lizard sounds like... a jaguar?
 teddywhosabear: did they only have one cave
Matt4Flame: "We paid 20$ for this greenscren, and by gawd well use it!"
 iris_of_ether: That is entirely what some of these movie do yeah
 chanterelleton: Oh i've listened to this KGLW record!
 Stormgod519: the lizard fighting the spider..
 grander_pastures: ROACHIWE
 betweenmyself: more!  I require MORE GIANT AMINALS FOR NO REASON
 Costar_s: what is happening man i am so lost
 Oscelot: roflmao
 Stormgod519: oh god
 beowuuf: plot twist...this is all happening in the phone, he's tiny now
 Gekyouryuu: Kamen Rider!
 AlistorKO: ahahaha, this movie rules
 CanvasWolfDoll: you know what, chat? i don't think this is a good movie!
 Oscelot: @Costar_s just let it wash over you
 DigitalSeahorse: amature nature footage  
 crazycommie87: 1954. Yeah, this tracks. Nice and cheesy XD
 grander_pastures: THE EXTREMELT HUNGRY CATERPILLAR
 fcloud: they also might not have dropped their own atomic bomb for the intro
 Bruceski: Rear-projected nature documentary is a classic
 pctjoe: that will show him trying to escape though the green screen room
 LPS_97: so this is Grounded 2 right?
 Shadwhawk: Did anyone paste the Wikipedia description of the alien eyes?
 Carlioo: oh no alex is a killer from space!
 pookahbee: Why do these aliens have so many pets?
 sporkraptor: yep, jaguar lizard
 underhill33: 
 DigitalSeahorse: AHAHAHAHHAHA Alex
 Mr_Horrible: tegu?
 Lord_Hosk: They sent the second unit to the local pet store and just had them rack the zoom
 Gekyouryuu: are these animals big, or did they shrink him?
 beowuuf: @CanvasWolfDoll because it's a great one? 
 foopoiuyt: These special effects aren't
 Oscelot: @CanvasWolfDoll I love that right after @AlistorKO saying this movie rules roflmao
 Stormgod519: why is that noise playing when the tongue comes out...
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PharaohBender27: Creeeeeepy grasshopper!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm so glad I'm not watching this sober
 SymphonySolstice: this is beautiful
 Greendrag13: its hard out there for a micro
 teddywhosabear: this is just more stock footage from a nature documentary
Matt4Flame: Man these effects are so lifelike
 Stormgod519: Honey, I shrunk the military!
 LibraryWitchKei: @Gekyouryuu Rising Hopper!
 melegaunt_: GILA
 AlistorKO: somewhere this movie awakened some furries or something, somehow.
 snakegums: watch out! Alex might save someone's life!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePointz: Tegu!
 shushu2539: noisy tongue lizard
 Mattmitchell45: A quality Lizard collection
 AshBurnem: Micronization!
 grander_pastures: Also, like, what is this supposed to be? Are these the Army of the Alien??
 definenull: ohh beeeg yawn
 HadesLeprechaun: extremely possible in 1950's nobody in Hollywood USA had ever seen most of these creatures
 Bruceski: Ooo, horned toad! I remember those guys
 Jobot180: Nice Bearded dragon
 adept_nekomancer: "They've sent me to the land of stock footage!"
 VorlonScout: “OK, Peter, just… look around fearfully for a while.”
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this animal footage is really padding out the runtime
 type_variable: theyre using nuclear energy to make giant lizards and spiders to take over the planet
 zed_alpha: If you're right, Cam, then this is an actually pretty clever use of stock footage
 Oscelot: this is kindof hilarious
 sporkraptor: no one will be seated during the thrilling Reptile House Sequence
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voren_chalco: Funnily enough, this isn't the only Peter Graves movie with giant grasshoppers
 DrLigmaPhD: They achieve inverse mass to exceed the speed of light (That's how physics go)
 zeathean: This Airplane prequel is weird
 Stormgod519: oh jeez
Technobach: pretty crazy a 70 minute movie has padding
 Oscelot: that's just a grasshopper XD
 SymphonySolstice: do you think for someone in the 50's this is the first time they've seen any of these creatures?
 betweenmyself: wait until he sees the human being that has been blown up to 115% normal size!  So…  slightly imposing! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think taking out the phones and nature footage, the movie would only be 15 minutes
 teddywhosabear: this is madness.
Oreo1369: These lizards be kinda cute
 EvilBadman: Now Colin doesn't know what's on the screen and has to reduce...
Matt4Flame: i think thats most old movies
 Zerragonoss: If the aliens are this small we can let them invade, they would not survive ants.
 trolltan: oof. That's not very nice
 grander_pastures: That just sounded like Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They really didn't have the actors for very long on set
ALittleRedPandaPlush: they paid a lot for that zoom lens, gotta make use of it
 BrowneePointz: nah he probably saw all this. looks like rear projection
 beowuuf: look, the director's kid was playing with the camera and took pictures of all the animals and by god a s aresponsible dad he will use it all
 jibkat: we paid for the switches we are going to use them
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I think that's the third time he passed that particular wall.
 CanvasWolfDoll: how is LESS happening now we've met the aliens?
 definenull: can we get that as a new stream deck?
 ElementalAlchemist: 65... 64...
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: remember when this was a movie about telephones?
 CaptainChibale: I love that I'm just listening to this while playing something and the sounds are just so weird
 LPS_97: oh yeah this is a flashback I forgot
 Oscelot: also this poor organist has been holding this one note for like three minutes now
 AlistorKO: Doctor! you were in coma this whole movie!
 ghyllnox: That's how that would theoretically work yes
 grander_pastures: Also, these noises are great too, wtd
 pookahbee: Makes you wonder what they cut from this film
 DigitalSeahorse: 43, 42, 41....
 Mr_Horrible: gotta hit runtime
 Stormgod519: holy fuck...
 gsyhiap: So which one is David Attenborough?
 Stormgod519: @DigitalSeahorse LOL
 Lord_Hosk: Remember, he is describing ALLL of this to the military people
 Atarra: extremely non-threatening lizards
 ClodiumSoride: This is the movie equivalent of typing a paper in double-space.
 Costar_s: ya isn't there only like 10 minutes left
 Tiber727: I think the switchboard is just a really advanced fidget spinner.
Matt4Flame: "We made a movie" " Whats the script?" "Whats the what now?"
 fcloud: needed to meet the runtime to get it into theaters
 hyralt: That was just a leopard gecko
 beowuuf: so this is the dating game where you pick which telephone becomes your animal husbando?
 adept_nekomancer: "We need another 20 minutes of movie... show me every animal you have!"
 Oscelot: he suddenly got very dirty and then sort of clean again
 betweenmyself: alien dude played Night Trap in the 90s and decided his security system would have the same set up
 korvys: "It took me an hour to write, I figured it would take an hour to film"
 RockPusher: "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is too look at all this insect and reptile footage." "And, like, act?" "Nah, no need for that."
 DigitalSeahorse: @Stormgod519 
 grander_pastures: A GUY, FINALLY
 VorlonScout: @Lord_Hosk that makes this so much better
 rosesmcgee: The resurrection occurred but none of this actually happened
 MacbethSeemsSus: That reaction shot was just the previous in reverse....
 Lord_Hosk: He said "Let me tell you exactly what happened"  This is him telling them this happened to him.
 nishwastaken: jedi jail trick
 Stormgod519: this is the worst prequel to attack of the clones...
 Mr_Horrible: "But... strangely educational..."
 Stormgod519: LOL
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 ElementalAlchemist: um
 SymphonySolstice: 
 definenull: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Jed-Eye? rude to draw attention to it like that
 crazycommie87: Huh?
 badpandabear: Ahhh menagerie, such a great word
 IanAllenBird: no you shan't say
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
 Loa_Ayizan: shall I say...
  shea_wolfe: Ian moment
 Stormgod519: and by it, shall I say, our armies...
 Razdak: I do this thinks is what you'd get if you tried to interrogate a guy under anesthesia
Amentur: Suuuure
 Astramentha:   
 snakegums: shall we say that? is it true?!
 CanvasWolfDoll: psst, don't look at the camera
 Noy2222: "Armies"
 DigitalSeahorse:  armies
 AlistorKO: "If I could waggle my eyebrows I would."
 gsyhiap: Astounding OpSec there
voren_chalco: I don't know, shall you say armies?
 grander_pastures: I WAS FUCKINF RIIIIIIIGHT
 adept_nekomancer: A spider army.  A spidarmy.
 beowuuf: captain lizard o7
 manyourbattlestations: shall i say armies? i shall
 teddywhosabear: "uh bob we gotta hold here, one of your eyes is off-center"
 Mattmitchell45: Better not say Armies
 the_tutorial_boss: some call me... tim?
 VorlonScout: I guess “Breeders From Space” got vetoed as a title
 ladylinzington: don't look at us my dude
 foopoiuyt: Well, he might just have been confused by the script
 bubba0077: I'm telling you all this, because we are dumb
 xblue007: The eyes are plastic egg trays
 TruPhantomAngel: so these aliens are Dr. Hojo? Got it.
 grander_pastures: YOUR NUKES WILL MAKE OUR ANIMALS FUCK.REALLY HARD MWAHAHA
 AlistorKO: So japan got Godzilla and the states got this? I feel ripped off now!
 Cptasparagus: How did they get the guy from office space for this?
 beowuuf: our beeg eyes!
 Redbassist: That's quite the plan Daruma man
 zed_alpha: Can't blame him for staring down the camera when he can't friggin' see
 lamina5432: it's a bug zapper
 type_variable: americans responsible for ruing the whole planet, again
 fcloud: that's some appetite, they've got like 3 lizards and a cockroach
 snakegums: you can't tell at all those eyes were made of egg cartons
 Shadwhawk: @xblue007 That were cut out with a hot screwdriver
 DigitalSeahorse:  when he woopses out one of those eyes
 nishwastaken: anti bug gun
 zed_alpha: This probably would have been a *really* good pulp fiction novel
 IanAllenBird: : (
 gnyrinn: No, it's just ddt
 LPS_97: smoked roach
 betweenmyself: out giant aminals will devour every living thing…  including each other.  it will be very inefficient
loufghyslaufey: This guy's a hit; now have him do "Ian McDiarmand" next!
 Stormgod519: they're killing it....  and by it, shall I say...
 letsbelgo: shhh
 CanvasWolfDoll: wait, i thought cockroachs were nuke proof?
 korvys: 50's movie making
 fcloud: why did he kill his own army? i missed that
 definenull: so why are the aliens telling him all this
 Shadwhawk: Billions of electron volts?
 MacbethSeemsSus: A lot of animals died in 40s/50s Hollywood 
 grander_pastures: The guy in the background!!
 Shadwhawk: That's...*nothing*
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 Stormgod519: true...
 melegaunt_: that's not how elements are made martin
Technobach: Billion eV is like a grain of sand lol
 melegaunt_: sheesh
 SymphonySolstice: I wonder how many takes they had to do with these actors cause the ping pong ball eyes popped off their eyes
 Costar_s: i don't think physics work like this
 hidingbox: a billion electron volts, actually nothing
ALittleRedPandaPlush: they're fleeing planet Exposition
 MacbethSeemsSus: true....anyways
 ContingentCat: Yup, anyway
 grander_pastures: And this is how they made Mendelevium folks
 pookahbee: These aliens really needed someone to exposit to
 PharaohBender27: 
 LPS_97: "Pinkie swear"
 Stormgod519: the people who built the death star said the same thing...
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote control
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 IanAllenBird: my mom has just told me she remembers these aliens from a book she had when she was young
 Loa_Ayizan: Thank got we've set up the big explosion that will surely come
 AlistorKO: ELECTRICITY!
 fcloud: electricity????
 DigitalSeahorse: imagine having to move your head every time you wanna move your eye's direction  
 betweenmyself: *gasp*
 jibkat: he just said he is tapping nukes
 Mr_Horrible: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"
 badpandabear: Wow electricity! Such modern technology!
 Kipstar: Stop working things out!
 GameSageZB: @DigitalSeahorse That's called having glasses.
 fcloud: i've said too much. now, let me explain further
 TruPhantomAngel: wait, is just the random killer toon from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: so this is all a flashback, right? 
 MalFnord: "Do you want a gold star or something?"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, hey hey!
 Mattmitchell45: Mmmmm Jiggle Tubes
 Stormgod519: yeah
 beowuuf: dr martin, we'll have to boot you out now
 ClockTamer: I desperately need Beej in one of those alien costumes
 ElementalAlchemist: oh right
 aquinas_0: doesn't the LHC do tera-electron volts
 sporkraptor: it sounds like there's some samba tune playing in the background
 ElementalAlchemist: this was such a long flashback, I forgot
 type_variable: he keeps telling us about this cave corner
 SymphonySolstice: this whole movie is a flashback
 snakegums: "why have chicken when you can have steak?"
Matt4Flame: Isnt this guy also like passing out?
 vinewood_og: What is the Last of Us?
 lamina5432: the flashback is better then the pot
 Stormgod519: imagine if A New Hope was told like a bedtime story...
 sporkraptor: doont chick doo doont chick doo doont
 SomebodyNowhere: the eyes
 DigitalSeahorse: @fcloud   oh right, I only wear glasses part time and sometimes forget this
 SomebodyNowhere: look look with your special eyes
 Shadwhawk: 1 joule is like 6 quintillion electron volts
 pookahbee: Imagine if the movie ends with them just locking him up in an asylum
 CanvasWolfDoll: at least they don't have phones in this cave. we're spared that at least.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't wait for this to be recounted again over telephone in a moment
 DigitalSeahorse: still just a paint mixer
 beowuuf: @Stormgod519 the space princess bride?
 iris_of_ether: "3 billion people" oh no
 grander_pastures: Damn, 3 Billion peopw
 ProfessorFalconer: THREE billion people!?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Stormgod519: LOL
 TruPhantomAngel: “Perhaps too cleaver after I told you everything! Damn!”
 RockPusher: 
 definenull: okay?
 Stormgod519: that's a fucking lie detector?
 Mattmitchell45: Sounds the background of LRR Minis Night
 gnyrinn: The aliens boasted of having amassed billions of electronVolts. That's ... not a lot of energy.
 gsyhiap: Ah, when the world had only 3 billion people...
Matt4Flame: "Our ditector says yous a lying ass o"
 DigitalSeahorse: he can stop it! 
 itsaysTRUENO: podcast
 grander_pastures: IT IS A LIE DETECTOR
 IanAllenBird: it's a freaking doohickey
 RockPusher: Combination lie detector and cocktail shaker
 grander_pastures: LEMMIE TALK TO SPACE RN
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Loa_Ayizan: That really is a universal remote
 epsilon_vee: @Shadwhawk yeah a million eV is like a billionth of a billionth of a cent worth of electricity
 grander_pastures: THE MOON IS GOD ALIEN
 LPS_97: did he say ATOM?
 DigitalSeahorse: I am just a face!
 Stormgod519: so anyways, I'm wonderwall
 betweenmyself: I was going to remake this movie but give the aliens huge ears instead of eyes, but the studio system said no…  Fucking woke 
 fcloud: whoa, are you related to bob here? cause yall look real similar
 CanvasWolfDoll: oh, it's season 1 holly! from red dwarf!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 xantos69: Are we gonne inception flashbacks?
 Stormgod519: AAAA
 pookahbee: "The human is surprising resilient to our attempts at seduction..."
 manyourbattlestations: moisturize him!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 teddywhosabear: UNZOOM UNZOOM
 Stormgod519: Ben you asked for it
 bubba0077: schisms
 nishwastaken: damn they really zoomed in
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thebuzzstreams: Monkeys paw!
 Just_Herby: What's the name of this film again?
Matt4Flame: Please approch the camer- FUCK< Back away
 crazycommie87: You asked for a close up! XD
 fuzzy_died: Ask and you should receive
ALittleRedPandaPlush: it's Really easy to look into their eyes, look deep into their eyes
 Noy2222: "I am not a cat"
 letsbelgo: Cant hear shit
 IanAllenBird: I think the movie is listening to you
 nishwastaken: 
 grander_pastures: NO THOMAS, DONT KILL US PLEEEEEEASE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much Star Trek Next Gen
 teddywhosabear: the EYEBROWS are just a lot
 beowuuf: whre silence has lease
 badpandabear: Where Silence has Lease
 gnyrinn: Seniority among the aliens is determined by eyebrow size.
 Mattmitchell45: 
 Just_Herby: Thank you!
 grander_pastures: @nishwastaken I do like how you're just talking through emotes
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 CanvasWolfDoll: @teddywhosabear eyebrow size is how they select leaders. like irkens
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Loa_Ayizan: impressive cigarette burns
 SymphonySolstice: 
 shushu2539: 
 beowuuf: LOL
 Stormgod519: so he isn't possessed
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 SymphonySolstice: "so anyways I started blastin"
 AlistorKO: "I could use a smoke, doctor."
 grander_pastures: And then a bomb goes off and they fucken Die
 fcloud: they ARE in the same room
 ContingentCat: 
 teddywhosabear: and you were there, and you were there, and YOU were there
 DigitalSeahorse: she called it
 RockPusher: And you were there! and you were there!
 ProfessorFalconer: "And you were there! And you, and you were there!"
 nishwastaken: @grander_pastures it's an honest life 
 MacbethSeemsSus: He said all that in the time it took to count down from 100!?!
 Noy2222: "Doctor, WE are the aliens"
 RockPusher: teddywhosabear 
 Stormgod519: more bombs please
 beowuuf: like y6ou had him hypnotised, how could he lie
 CanvasWolfDoll: 'and you were there, and you were there, and you-'
Matt4Flame: "Hes dillusional, clearly suffering from them womanly vapors"
 seeweda: I was dreaming and you were there, and you, and you
 Mathwyn: Another victim of soviet mind control smh
 Darleysam: "and then I saw a spider. And then I saw a lizard. And then I saw a cockroach. And then I saw..."
 Stormgod519: oh god
 definenull: uh oh
 grander_pastures: Is this Atom Bomb Testing Lestat?
 Stormgod519: they're gonna kill him
 definenull: needle alert?
 crazycommie87: Time to go to the looney bin
 Noy2222: "He just needs a cigarette"
 SymphonySolstice: you said something cringe, time to lose subscriber
 Stormgod519: oh god
Kendo_thorn: well youtube died again
 fcloud: they all turn out to be aliems
 DigitalSeahorse:  needle recycling
 MacbethSeemsSus: Licks needle tube, "good as new!"
 shushu2539: a good boiling and it's good as new
 definenull: sodium what now?
 Oscelot: amnitol
 grander_pastures: And actively Shits Himself
 iris_of_ether: "and bowels" 
 booms8: youtube big dumb
 Oscelot: also I am waiting for one of these people to be an alien plant
 Stormgod519: "I'm only a policeman..."
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and the medical fact is that my magic potion means this is all real
 Jakelope13: Yes, "Losing control of your imagination" means "Cannot actually make stuff up", and /not/ "will make up whatever, because why not?"
 crazycommie87: Mmm, medical grade heroin
 Stormgod519: why is the lighting so damn bad
 MacbethSeemsSus: I mean, you can be delusional AND believe it....
 RockPusher:  
 Stormgod519: wow...
 Oscelot: waaaaaaow
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: noooooo
 Astramentha: omg
 grander_pastures: WOOOOOW IAN
 ghyllnox: lmao
 AlistorKO: LOL
 Stormgod519: Cam!
 ContingentCat: What
 crazycommie87: Oof XD
 zed_alpha: "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go clean up the bedsheets because we gave that man a powerful truth laxative"
 badpandabear: 
massivemoths: lol
 underhill33: >:|
 ByMatthewPorter: ask your doctor if Sodium Watchamacallit is right for you.
 grander_pastures: The Chinese Tamed the Ancient form of Fent
 saintguard: Was that a car with the steering wheel on the right?
 gnyrinn: I mean, it's not *that* wrong.
 Jakelope13: @Stormgod519 Big Eyed Aliens demanded it as part of their appearance riders
 trousey627: No, the cops just faint at the sight of it.
Kendo_thorn: imagine if they are all aliens but different aliens from the ones with the big eyes
 radiowasabi2014: milk of the poppy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically if you gave that to a person who had visual hallucinations they would also be telling the truth to you
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The mere mention kills the blue by the dozens.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that book can get bent
 beowuuf: it's the non emoting staring guy
 grander_pastures: Damn, that random close up
 zed_alpha: Cam, 90% of the budget went to all the ping-pong balls, come on, they couldn't afford lighting
 Mattmitchell45: If only I could see their Eyeballs better
 CanvasWolfDoll: it's mr. dark trenchcoat and mr. light trenchcoat
 beowuuf: who is evil, clearly
 DigitalSeahorse: face the sun!
 adept_nekomancer: You've may have head of day-for-night shots, this is a night-for-day shot.
 crazycommie87: I guess he was part of the other 50 percent not given free cigarettes
 fcloud: how's the CAR?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is the guy masked by shadow in black a double agent?
 ElementalAlchemist: eyes!
 Stormgod519: what the fuck?!?
 RockPusher:  
 DigitalSeahorse: ehhehehehheheh
 grander_pastures: THOMAS, NPOOO
 ContingentCat:  
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 CanvasWolfDoll: hello
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: lol
 trousey627: You mean the inspiration for the shot from the exorcist
 grander_pastures: THOMAAAAS
 AlistorKO: If these bugeyed bozos haunt my dreams I will haunt you all
Matt4Flame: THE WALLS HAVE EYES
 Zerragonoss: Well his liver is from space.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: kiss!
 gnyrinn: This man is suspected of treason and there's no guard at his bed?
 Blue_Anteater: @AlistorKO they're seriously creepy!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With enough adrenaline many sedatives can be overcome, as someone in veterinary medicine we have to be intensely aware of this
aquilonare: here from YT because stream got nuked lol
 thegreatwyrdling: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I need you to express less with your face and more with your body
 trousey627: Still waiting on the killer part.
 fcloud: i dont need help, i'm gonna stop the aliens all by myself
Matt4Flame: @aquilonare or?
 CanvasWolfDoll: do we know who kurt is?
 pookahbee: "Doctor, please help me. I can't take my shirt like this..."
 Oscelot: dang, he's so tall
 Stormgod519: he's the same height as me...
 type_variable: its the platform shoes
 definenull: I think in those times that's pretty tall?
 Ravensfest: Peter Graves is 6 ft 4
 a_guy_7: I'm waiting for the from part myself
Matt4Flame: @aquilonare *again, or the first time?
Kendo_thorn: youtube steam just ended abruptly a while ago
 booms8: @Matt4Flame Again
Matt4Flame: dang
 RustZenith: This feels like  a Twilight Zone episode that is going on too long
 Meark: They probably built the sets from 8' stock
 zed_alpha: yeah, 'cause Peter Graves wasn't especially tall, but he was built like a *truck*
 innerbeard: as a person whos 6'3", older buildings tend to have head banger doorways
 jibkat: if you build your sets at 80% you can take that savings to the bank!
 grander_pastures: 9 drinks!
aquilonare: @Matt4Flame presently down there
 MacbethSeemsSus: Was that a TV cut?
 Oscelot: @RustZenith actually yeah lol
 Stormgod519: lol
 fcloud: he needs some of that kruger medicine
ALittleRedPandaPlush: they spent all their giant insext budget on raising the floors
 iris_of_ether: The true killer was the alcohol poisoning
 CanvasWolfDoll: either someone's on the phone, or we're looking at giant animals
 PharaohBender27: He's CALCULATING
 DigitalSeahorse:  Doug
 Lysander_salamander: I think I saw this movie being snarked at by Elvira a while ago
 SymphonySolstice: too busy drawing my oc's to talk to my wife
 definenull: MATT
 rabbitgta: Boobies
 AlistorKO: nine down, three letters... ocular orbs... NOOOOOOOO
loufghyslaufey: Why does she keep calling him "Duck?"
 DigitalSeahorse:    Doug!!! Nope nothing 
 CanvasWolfDoll: @loufghyslaufey he's 6'11", duck is what he does
Matt4Flame: "Hes much better. He only knocked out 3 doctors this time"
 LPS_97: ah he's doing math
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no Ian
 Stormgod519: Ian....
 ElementalAlchemist: I mean, you're right, but
 Mr_Horrible: invoking the rule of "no backsies"
Matt4Flame: THAT WAS JUST A REUSED SHOT >:v
 MacbethSeemsSus: Insects aren't animals Doc
SeismicLawns: "carnivorous monsters" -> it's just a spider but bigger
 LPS_97: at that size might as well
 EvilBadman: The all spark!
 DigitalSeahorse: what movie did we pick last time?
 fcloud: they must be stealing world-changing amounts of electricity without anyone noticing
Matt4Flame: i mean are you gonna tell the insect animal?
 GameSageZB: 8 to 10 seconds of the grid going down is pretty significant.
 Mattmitchell45: https://monsterminions.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/killers-from-space.jpg
 definenull: that escalated quickly
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think he's about to do a terrorism
 teddywhosabear: "how dare they not cause a total blackout because I said so"
 ElementalAlchemist: Whose car is this?
 Bruceski: "short out their resistors"
 teddywhosabear: oh so your car's just a-ok
 Oscelot: @Mattmitchell45 rofl what a find
 xantos69: So the aliens aren't familiar with the concept of "Oops the power went out for 10 seconds" ?
 nishwastaken: that guy rolled a nat 20 on his strength/push roll
 Oscelot: the doctor is so tired lol
 teddywhosabear: wholly undamaged, ready to go
 Stormgod519: ummmm
 iris_of_ether: @Bruceski Noticed that, too 
 HadesLeprechaun: dude had a car just outside ready to go, I guess
 Chesul: Imagine if the guy just said "Ok, sure, lets cut the power" and the movie just ends there.
 Zerragonoss: @GameSageZB Why you start with drop a nuke, makes it sound more reasonable.
 grander_pastures: He's decided how little runtime is in the movie so he need to actionaate immadiately
 the_tutorial_boss: drink
 fcloud: he had advantage
massivemoths: it's just right there?
 grander_pastures: 10 drinks!
 foopoiuyt: That guy's headshake was more of a "Why did I agree to be an extra in this movie"
 zed_alpha: "Almost ran over a stuntman, sir."
 Stormgod519: drink
loufghyslaufey: Kay, you just share this crazy board wall conspiracy with your personal physician?
 gnyrinn: He's suspected of treason, has tried to escape once already and no guard was assigned to him?
Matt4Flame: cheers bro!
 LPS_97: LFG
 ElementalAlchemist: Let's-a go!
ALittleRedPandaPlush: this whole movie was filmed in a blackout
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bored:"Lets go"
 lamina5432: that was perfectly framed extra
 Stormgod519: Follow that car!
Technobach: "He went to the exit"
 fcloud: @gnyrinn look this is a military base, they just take it easy and do whatever
 Stormgod519: oh god
 ladylinzington: can't see shit captain
 Stormgod519: he's gonna see the eyes
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'm too slow without a car and you just drove off without me
 the_tutorial_boss: cant see shit capt
 Stormgod519: nice
Matt4Flame: "What are you doing James?" O-O
loufghyslaufey: Why?
 grander_pastures: JUST RAM
 A_Dub888: was that Eisenhower on the wall?
 SomebodyNowhere: it says one thing
 Stormgod519: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: 
 teddywhosabear: Yeah!
 adept_nekomancer: crimes!
 hidingbox: 
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
 jibkat: 
Amentur: 
 Oscelot: rofl
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 EvilBadman: Freebird just starts playing
 Saintnex: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 MalFnord: 
 SomebodyNowhere: he knows
 garfacemcgar: can't park there mate
 ghyllnox: 
 GoWideRedBlackTimurids:  
 a_guy_7: 
 grander_pastures: HAAAAY NO PARKING~
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lord_Hosk: This is the 1950s... everything runs on power... our vacuum cleaners, our lights, even our toasters... Who knows how much damage a 10 second disruption in power could do?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 saintguard: 
 jibkat: time to blow up the power plant
 definenull: swiper no swiping!
 teddywhosabear: gotta have an antagonist
 adept_nekomancer: How dare he park?
 josh___something: O shit, it's the FEDS
Kendo_thorn: masterpiece
 hidingbox: that's it give him the biggest penalty for that parking violation
 Stormgod519: haha traffic cop went the wrong way
 badpandabear:   
 Stormgod519: Drink
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized this was all shot during the day and they graded it down. That's why there's no contrast.
 the_tutorial_boss: drink
 definenull: DIRNK
 grander_pastures: 11 DRINKS
 betweenmyself: okay, I hear you, but what if “Yes Parking”?
 teddywhosabear: that's the same console!
 ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhCHEERS
 grander_pastures: 12 DRINKS
 ElementalAlchemist: 
Matt4Flame: "Theres a guy parking here? That sick sonofabitch!"
 DigitalSeahorse: it's one of those Dr Frankenstein switches
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
 fcloud: "hello? you've reached the sonora flats power station and parking authority, how may i help you"
 Stormgod519: yet another iteration of him snaking through the space
 DigitalSeahorse: meanwhile at Chernobyl
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SingleHedonisticHummingbirdDatSheffy-ATdSgP1YyKMyoEN4
 SomebodyNowhere: "chasing"
 teddywhosabear: this whole power plant is one room
 Lord_Hosk: HEY! You need to move your car!
 definenull: this is the part where they ran out of budget to VO any lines
 Oscelot: "This whole segment but it's just this guy trying to give him a parking ticket" I smell a crapshot
 grander_pastures: Walking swifty
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeterminedResoluteDeerTakeNRG-_7pRU3vqlymq_FlY
 defaultedusername: Hide behind the I-beam, you'll be invisible!
 RockPusher: These men don't have PPE! 
Matt4Flame: """chasing"" is VERY generous
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyFrailClipsmomBlargNaut-TEjKcXdVq29QoWSO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I would watch that movie
loufghyslaufey: So that man was casted & credited under the name "Road" when "The Road told him not to!"?
 HadesLeprechaun: This looks like the interior of the ship in the opening of Wolfenstein The New Colossus
 Lord_Hosk: YOU go move your car! its parked in a no parking zone!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 adept_nekomancer: He also parked!
 shushu2539: hey, no parking!
 ElementalAlchemist: Hey! No parking!
 Blue_Anteater: these sets are only like, 10 feet long, they have nowhere to go XD
 Stormgod519: breaks the door...
 ProfessorFalconer: "After him, he's looking for the hilariously oversized off button!"
 ladylinzington: where is anyone in relation to anyone else
 grander_pastures: NO PARKIIING
 SomebodyNowhere: they parked first
 Zerragonoss: I want to see the anime about a traffic cop trying to give protagkun a ticket.
 adept_nekomancer: Stop parking there!
 Stormgod519: so traffic...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A dude at a facility trying to give a parking ticket as people try to do MASSIVE crimes around them
Technobach: Just stick your arm in the turbine, I'm sure it'll be fine
 the_tutorial_boss: sir, sir you cant park there
 Oscelot: gods the background sound in this x.x
 Stormgod519: oh come on
 type_variable: during the power plant chase that one cave corner shows up again
 defaultedusername: INVISIBLE!
 definenull: again, stelf
 DigitalSeahorse: that whole thing could be covered in uranium paint, you wouldn't know cause it's black and white  
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableSaltyMangetoutGrammarKing-L_PGhKBnNNBLwIE5
 A_Dub888: anywhere can be a parking lot if you try hard enough
 MacbethSeemsSus: omg really
 manyourbattlestations: hide and seek champion 1950
 SomebodyNowhere: so stealthy
 grander_pastures: STEALYH BABY
 shushu2539: Traffic Infractors from Space
 LPS_97: that's some Looney Tunes shit
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Can't see him because of the dynamic range.
 foopoiuyt: He didn't even need a cardboard box
 zed_alpha: Look, the audience can't see him, therefore we can't. Simple film logic.
 sporkraptor: they can't find him if he's not smoking
 Lord_Hosk: "I don't know... but he isn't supposed to park here!"
 Stormgod519: that punch was so obviously missed
 Sorator13: did... did they bring his wife to look for him? That seems like a bad idea.
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's not leaving a trail of tobacco, he might as well be invisible
 LPS_97: clearly missed
 SomebodyNowhere: what was that fight
 definenull: wait and he goes back down?
 MacbethSeemsSus: That punch!
loufghyslaufey: C'mon movie! Bring back the "No Parking" guy!
 DigitalSeahorse: we can't see cause we made it dark intentionally
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 type_variable: wow ben stole my joke
 SymphonySolstice: h h h h h h h
 BrowneePointz: someone YouTube poop the hell out of this
Matt4Flame: "He went that-a-way!"
 Lysander_salamander: would make a good Late Night Dub Fight scene
 DigitalSeahorse:  HHHHHHHHH
 adept_nekomancer: aeiou aeiou
 A_Dub888: If this was made today, how many cuts would've been in that stairway fight?
 zed_alpha: Anyone else humming "Powerhouse" to themselves during this?
 grander_pastures: OH NO, VATOR BORKED
 schordash: hhhhhhhhh 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that custom REPO monster now
 Stormgod519: DRINK!
 shushu2539: 59 flights of stairs
 sporkraptor: phone!
ALittleRedPandaPlush: This movie has more calls than the new Ice Cube War of the Worlds
 teddywhosabear: phone call, drink
 shendaras: that was another phone call
loufghyslaufey: @type_variable Or... did he? (share it for you?)
 grander_pastures: 14! DRINKS
 hidingbox: apparently some people made a parody of this movie
 CanvasWolfDoll: this movie is 70 minutes, why do they need to fill so much time?
 AlistorKO: start flippin' switches!
 fcloud: @CanvasWolfDoll they have 20 minutes of plot
 LPS_97: he IS wearing a bed robe
 Stormgod519: oh god
 the_tutorial_boss: drink
 Stormgod519: DRIIIIIIINK!
 thebuzzstreams: Drink!
  Bengineering: @type_variable i literally shouted u out you goober
 grander_pastures: ANOTHER! 15!!!
 zed_alpha: as he just shoves the guy phonewards
 Stormgod519: GUN!
 definenull: GUN
 Oscelot: oh america
 jibkat: that does tend to happen
 Stormgod519: pfft
 shamblingkrenshar: Average American conflict
 SomebodyNowhere: be reasonable
 LPS_97: ok
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alright 
 SkylerRingtail: Wait, why do I recognize thsi scene
 sporkraptor: okay, now he's holding the gun the right way
 AlistorKO: "show me the switches or I'll hit you with this gun!"
 ContingentCat: Ok
 SymphonySolstice: wait was he holding it the wrong way in that shot???
Matt4Flame: "Be resonable" (pulls out gun)
 TruPhantomAngel: The guy is in pjs and a robe, “Are you the new switcher Walker or something?!?!” What
 Jakelope13: It's America. You're required to have a gun in every desk. I think it's a federal law or something
 grander_pastures: Now do it again.... now do it again..... now do it again...
 DigitalSeahorse: "hits SCRAM instead"
 adept_nekomancer: "I've already parked illegally tonight, don't make me do anything else crazy..."
 neisan2112: Why not just flip it himself at this point?
loufghyslaufey: "Now I,... have, the Powah!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: And another another one
 vinewood_og: Do what I say or I'll fill you full of more holes than this plot!
 Stormgod519: what's your fucking plan?!? going around
 AlistorKO: Judo cjop!
 the_tutorial_boss: zero killing has occured so far
 type_variable: terrible plan
 ghyllnox: Gowan
 nishwastaken: he just gives up 
Matt4Flame: good try Dave...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Uhh, what?
 neisan2112: Just let him go?!?!?
 grander_pastures: Damn, that was a literal Wet Fish attempt to jump him
loufghyslaufey: Why'd he stop?
Technobach: what was the point of that
 Jakelope13: Sure, just let go of the guy who's armed, and CLEARLY not going to pull the trigger
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if I'm right, those resistors are gonna BLOW
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Jedi_Master_Zell: How would they know if anything happened?
 fcloud: technically, martin did die in the plane crash
 TruPhantomAngel: WOW the guy has like no strength. lol
 ElementalAlchemist: kaBOOM!
 Oscelot: restarting power from black is a nightmare
 definenull: oops
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 grander_pastures: IT WORKED
 Stormgod519: kaboom
Matt4Flame: man how did their budget allow for so much counting?
 Lysander_salamander: shaking the camera
 definenull: that wasn't 10s sorry busto
ALittleRedPandaPlush: the movie is suddenly No Darker Than The Rest Of The Movie
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 Oscelot: UM
 Lysander_salamander: whoops
 AlistorKO: ahahahaha
 teddywhosabear: LMAO
 neisan2112: AHAHaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, they counted real seconds
 PabstBlueFalcon: Is that good?
 Stormgod519: oh come on.......
 grander_pastures: NOOOOOO
 sporkraptor: OOOOOPs
 Sorator13: uhhhhhh
 defaultedusername: Oh. that's unfortunate.
 RockPusher: 
 manyourbattlestations: we might want to get away from that window
 ghyllnox: WELP
 TruPhantomAngel: whelp
 iris_of_ether: 
 the_tutorial_boss: gg
 DigitalSeahorse: he goes both ways!   happy pride
 quton: uh ohh
 grander_pastures: IT MADE AN OCEAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP everything
 Shadwhawk: Oh no, the Bikini Atoll test right outside!
SeismicLawns: oh no we're so high up
 Costar_s: rip
Technobach: o7
 Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 A_Dub888: 
 ContingentCat: Whoops
 Lysander_salamander: he's looking so smug
 teddywhosabear: oh no the oceanfront power plant
 AlistorKO:     
 Oscelot: o7
 IaCthulhuFthagn: What an angle.
loufghyslaufey: Oh look, no horizon!
 grander_pastures: WE ARE NOW AT BIKINI ATOLL
 jibkat: 
 vinewood_og: Now with our weather update we go to Richter in the Traffic Qwopter!
 gnyrinn: The power cut triggered Castle Bravo!
 radiowasabi2014: welcome to radiation fallout city
 SymphonySolstice: OMG
 RockPusher: 
 zed_alpha: "Well, honey, I've murdered us all. You're welcome."
Matt4Flame: WHAT!
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Bruceski: The building is viewing it from the air
 Stormgod519: OH COME ON
 AlistorKO: CREDITS!
 Oscelot: WHAT
 definenull: NO WAY
Amentur: What?!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Our orbital power station's safe everyone
 nishwastaken: ???
 Saintnex: hahaha
 dutchmoose: hell yes
 shushu2539: 
 Loa_Ayizan: I'm sure they'll be fine
 HadesLeprechaun: WHAT
 type_variable: hahahaha
 JollyGee29: Majestic
 MWGNZ:    
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: amazing
 lamina5432: ART
 grander_pastures: WE DONE
 shendaras: 
 Lysander_salamander: good way to end
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
SeismicLawns: LMAO
 IanAllenBird: Fin
 ElementalAlchemist: THAT'S when the credits roll?!
 Sorator13: wow
 PharaohBender27: 
 foopoiuyt: Wait, so the killers from outer space managed -1 kills?
 teddywhosabear: what a fucking movie
 calculated_uncertainties: One guy good at his job. Turning the power back on.
 ghyllnox: ????????
 adept_nekomancer: Uh.... wat?
 vinewood_og: DAFUHQ
 fcloud: i bikini ATOLL'd you so
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa
 SomebodyNowhere: roll credits?!?!
 theGuardianOtter: HUH
 betweenmyself: THEND
 zed_alpha: Smash cut to a bleach white mushroom cloud?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Jedi_Master_Zell: 
 shamblingkrenshar: So the Killers From Outer Space killed -1 people
1ne_intellect: CINEMA
  Juliamon: ?????????
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Very German impressionism.
 the_tutorial_boss: pointless
 thebuzzstreams: FIN
 dead_delver: holy hell. what an ending.
 hidingbox: Cinema
 MacbethSeemsSus: HARD CUT 
 ContingentCat: Wow
 NotCainNorAbel: the money ran out
 polygonalpizza: Gotta set up for the sequel
 lamina5432:  
 a_guy_7: What an ending
 Astramentha: 
 MungoDude: 
 manyourbattlestations: i was not prepared for credits
 schordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: ART!!!!
 rabbitgta: The balls of this movie
 pookahbee: They killed no one!
 Oscelot: WOW lol
 insanecat6mtg: Role credits
Risuchia: HUHHHH
 quton: Clap
 ghyllnox: Did they run out of budget???
 hyralt: what
Matt4Flame: "Welp, we fucked up! . . . . see ya folks."
 Mattmitchell45:   
 sporkraptor: plot: DONE
 kirataigharl: L M A O
 CanvasWolfDoll: guess they died?
 DigitalSeahorse:      
 hidingbox: Absolute CINEMA
 Lysander_salamander: wild
  Foxmar320: 
 saintguard: 
 otakubox0: cinema
 SomebodyNowhere: amazing
 hackingducks: that's one way to end a film
 Chesul: Wait, seriously?!?!?
 badpandabear:   
 ladylinzington: WOW
 JDMan94: 
 RockPusher:    
 neisan2112:     
 DrLigmaPhD: Perfection
 ClodiumSoride: Adam will be so disappointed to have missed that ending.
 Zerragonoss:   
 Alahmnat: incredible
 nishwastaken: 
 GreatSacrificer: Mission accomplished.  The End.
 Decem_Lampas: those aliens really didn't go much killing
 dutchmoose: and that's how chernobyl happened
Amentur:  
 DoodlestheGreat: TRUE GENIUS!
 Mr_Horrible: "Doctor Martin was later incarcerated for 1 million years"
 manyourbattlestations: spent all their money on nature footage
 kirataigharl: 
 grander_pastures: Roll Credits!!!!!!
 shushu2539: nobody makes films like that anymore
 booms8: wowwwww
loufghyslaufey: Stupid "A R T"
 Stormgod519: increabe
Oreo1369: This was a watch and play movie
Technobach:  
 neisan2112: WTF was that ending?!
 DigitalSeahorse: do we have a second one?
 RustZenith: Aliens, and nuke? lol
ALittleRedPandaPlush: post credit stinger where Nick Fury and Oppenheimer show up
 DrLigmaPhD: Eyeballs
 RockPusher: So good it isn't allowed on YouTube 
 grander_pastures: I don't even know half of these characters....
massivemoths: huh
 LPS_97: They solved the problem, no need to say more
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the real killer from space was humanity
 Bruceski: Wait, was the story written by the director's brother?
 JDMan94: Jedi are real
 AlistorKO: So everything will be explained in the post-credits scene right?... right?...
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 thegreatwyrdling: Bones are good actually.
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 neisan2112: I don't know what the point of any of that was
 sporkraptor: everybody fsmokes
 CanvasWolfDoll: 
 shamblingkrenshar: Pneumatic Tubes
 Stormgod519: lol
 CaptainChibale: love the age of movies where they just didn't write endings
 Sorator13: there's a drug that turns off your imagination
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shamblingkrenshar: Thats what I learned
 Stormgod519: Fin
 BrowneePointz: and now yall know why MST3K and Rifftrax were started.
 DigitalSeahorse: sharing
 fcloud: you can really tell Fred Mueller was Associate on this film. really good Associating
 HadesLeprechaun: okay, so, maaaaaybe it could have used an extra 20 minutes
Technobach: the doctor killed more than the space killers lol
 SymphonySolstice: vlc! vlc!
 Oscelot: to a real one
 DigitalSeahorse: and VLC
 DoodlestheGreat: Most films had short credits until the 70's.
 MWGNZ:  vlc
tenthtechpriest: Cone!
 Costar_s: well that was a movie
 shushu2539: 4 people worked there, 3 of them took footage of lizards
 DigitalSeahorse: VLC!    
 badpandabear: o7 VLC
 Costar_s: time for sleep, night chat
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loufghyslaufey: You can make a guy "Road," & he'll tell you, "NOT TO PARK THERE!"
 IanAllenBird: o7
 trousey627: That guy was much better as the director of the IMF
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 neisan2112: Naw 7Zip
 teddywhosabear: wow
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavageMotionlessAyeayeDoggo-lCy0JjmBJYEjvXtT
 grander_pastures: Fuck Winrar, Marry VLC, Kill AI
 Stormgod519: put on some superman
 saintguard: That sure was a movie 
 thebuzzstreams: All these donations, y'all can at least buy winrar
Oreo1369: Is there a follow up
 MacbethSeemsSus: The what slot?
 LPS_97: review time
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that was... something that was filmed
 CanvasWolfDoll: watch it again?
 zed_alpha: Peter Graves was friggin' great
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex is picking the next one?
 RustZenith: What was the name of that movie?
ALittleRedPandaPlush: you could watch the movie again if you cut out the filler scenes
 betweenmyself: time for Jordynne to guide everyone through a personality quiz 
 Mattmitchell45: Q&A?
 LPS_97: What was your favourite scene?
 shushu2539: rewatch! rewatch!
 sporkraptor: smoking phone
 Oscelot: the movie may not have an exit strategy, but Jordynne sure does
 sporkraptor: backwards!
 definenull: just skip the giant insects bit
 ElementalAlchemist: It was such a long flashback
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if we cut out the phone calls and the animal shots, we could watch it in like 20 min
 Stormgod519: one long flashback
 ClodiumSoride: watch it on double-speed, would it really be harder to watch?
 BrowneePointz: oh is Alex doing more Fleischer Supes?
 Mr_Horrible: honestly the critter montage at 2x speed would be very funny
 pookahbee: No one else saw the aliens
 Mattmitchell45: @RustZenith Killers from Space
 Blue_Anteater: Thought exercise: What do YOU think happened next?
 ladylinzington: like 10 minutes of that was a nature film
 ElementalAlchemist: More than half the film took place on the phone
 polygonalpizza: Bugs happened
 ghyllnox: And a third of the flashback was reused documentary footage
 grander_pastures: This was like Frankenstien style, but just.... Bad
 neisan2112: Naw half of it was people back and forth on phones
 RustZenith: @Mattmitchell45 I LOVE that namme rofl
 Stormgod519: yeah
 DoodlestheGreat: And a third of it was public domain film reused.
 Zerragonoss: The aliens did end the moive at -1 kills right?
 DigitalSeahorse:    those eyes
 neisan2112: Better than ADR on Tennet
Oreo1369: I think there was like 12-15 phone calls
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Got nothing on Baahubali, that movie is 95% flashback.
 Stormgod519: also in the end, humans were the killers again...
 Shadwhawk: 1 joule is 6 quintillion EV
 sporkraptor: and then they asploded
 MacbethSeemsSus: It honestly feels like someone figured out how to do close up photography and built a movie around it.
 Stormgod519: the supposed killers from space killed -1 people
 MungoDude: is it the old billion though, which is a million million rather than a thousand million?
 Oscelot: @IaCthulhuFthagn *dang*
 badpandabear: The Saviors from Space
 thebuzzstreams: They killed the roach, back to 0!
 Bruceski: Now if they'd had a capacitor of a single Farad, that would be deadly
 hyralt: humans are the true killers from space
 Mr_Horrible: I guess they were technically responsible for the pilot's death?
 Mattmitchell45: Their Hypnosis SUCKED
Matt4Flame: did the movie just clickbait us?
 foopoiuyt: It's ghostbusters
 Stormgod519: they pulled the plug on the aliens
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it doesn't, but don't question it
voren_chalco: Well, Earth is in space. And the killers were on Earth...
 GreyThey: It's the plot of Ghostbusters! They took down the containment grid!
 BrowneePointz: Woah woah Cam, they had killed multiple species before this! lol
 drrek0: Aliens came from another planet, couldn't bring their own power source
 A_Dub888: how did explosion?
 grander_pastures: The Aliens needed constant power so they needed to kill the electricity to kill em all
 LPS_97: Nobody noticed a spike in electricity usage
 a_guy_7: Revivers from Space!
 dead_delver: because of all the nuke energy they stored.
 Aarek: what if the real killers from space was MAN!
 OtherEdgeworth: They were storing nuclear stuff
 neisan2112: But they were also taking power from the Atomic explosions?
 vinewood_og: They turned it off and back on again, killing the aliens off screen, we assume. That was just a mushroom cloud.
ALittleRedPandaPlush: the whole movie was a PSA about not stealing power
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And they were getting from atomic bombs they were also using to make huge animals some of which weren't native to the region?
massivemoths: Hey, that one giant bug died
 zed_alpha: And their death rays
 RockPusher: they had stored siphoned Atomic Energy and then it got released when the power went out
 sporkraptor: their army of lizards and bugs
 zed_alpha: They had a death ray
 Stormgod519: so they're net 0 on deaths
 neisan2112: Naw fuck the roach
 IanAllenBird: that cockroach was as big as at least 2 men
 grander_pastures: They were containing all the energy they stored from all the Nuke Farts they were huffing
 DigitalSeahorse: -1 for the first time probably ever I hit the right key for minus on the first try   
 zed_alpha: They invented a DEATH RAY and they planned on conquering the world with GIANT. BUGS.
Kendo_thorn: didn’t they kill the guy that was in the plane with him?
 booms8: They killed one youtube stream
SeismicLawns: killed 1 bug, and -1 people
 Stormgod519: yes
 BrowneePointz: they also said the extincted multiple worlds
 SymphonySolstice: craft time, everyone make a set of eyes
 teddywhosabear: he gave the end stakes
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it was a *giant* cockroach, that's like killing 20 normal roaches
 BrowneePointz: they*
 Mr_Horrible: a perfect moment
 pookahbee: The hero we need
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 RockPusher: It was the storage grid getting turned off from Ghostbusters
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 LPS_97: yeah so Dr.Martin is now immortal? Got brought back to life
 neisan2112: Drink
 Stormgod519: Drink!!!
 definenull: oh no DRINK
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also, apparently orbital power station that could observe the explosion
Matt4Flame: that guy might not be an actor, they just honestly didnt rent the spot for shooting
Amentur: 
 TruPhantomAngel: since the special effects artist had a limited budget, instead of getting fancy materials for the alien eyes, they used plastic egg holders with holes in them from a screw driver.
 Oscelot: pfffff
 kumatsu: I want to revisit the EPCOT model that was in the videophone
 grander_pastures: DRINK
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 GameSageZB: Ian, that's just Dara O'Briens' Taskmaster bit!
 DigitalSeahorse: a curly phone cord!
 nishwastaken: Be careful Ian, else you too many get sucked into the phone
 pctjoe: that man was a no par-KING
Oreo1369: Is no parking, perft
 PharaohBender27: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Moon's haunted, yo.
 LPS_97: Yeah so movie's ass
 pookahbee: One of you should put up a framed picture of Eisenhower in the Moonbase.
 Stormgod519: @DoodlestheGreat "what?"
 sporkraptor: okay how many phone calls were there total? XD
 DigitalSeahorse: it did move like shit
 zed_alpha: This movie had a budget of a ham sandwich and half a roll of duct tape and Graves ate the sandwich halfway through day one of shooting.
 saintguard: Need more space above everyone's heads
 definenull: oh no
 Mattmitchell45: It moved through a lot of tunnels
 Oscelot: OOF lol
Oreo1369: Is no parking, new perfectly smooth
 Stormgod519: damn
 sporkraptor: daaaaamn
 saintguard: *damn*
 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
 RockPusher:    
 ghyllnox: 
loufghyslaufey: Yep. None of that definitely doesn't sound far off the near future
 MalFnord: shots fired!
 DigitalSeahorse:   it was moving something
 LPS_97: Thanks Snyder for that
 neisan2112: Also we learned YT's algo is so bad for detection
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nolan did good...and that was it
 JDMan94: It rules
 RockPusher:  
 dead_delver: it was a very good movie.
loufghyslaufey: "Batman Forever?"   
 Stormgod519: respect, Jordynne
 neisan2112: I'm probably gonna go see it this weekend finally
 Oscelot: I've heard I should watch it despite not caring about DC outside of batman the animated series
 BrowneePointz: this movie is heavily inspired by all Star
 JDMan94: I really enjoyed it
 badpandabear: According to wikipedia there's a comic redub  of this film...apparently the aliens are trying to turn everyone gay?
 drrek0: I love that Superman really embraced that it was a comic book movie
 DrLigmaPhD: Correct
 Oscelot: @badpandabear 100% improvement
 TheWanderingNomad: Did not expect a Connor love from Jordynne
 BrowneePointz: and The Gunn Batman movie will be based on Brave and the Bold
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, Hoult plays Lex very right - extremely angry and horny for Superman
 ProfessorFalconer: I'm a big Superman fan and I absolutely love the most recent movie
 MedicCasts: Great vibes for my morning, ty so much for the sub-a-thon
 Stormgod519: see, I don't watch movies
 Mr_Horrible: I wanna see Together so bad
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Batman: The Movie is pretty great.
 TruPhantomAngel: DCEU got stuck trying to be dark and edgy to stand out from Marvel, instead of just embracing what works.
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Gekyouryuu: Fantastic Four is also very decent
 A_Dub888: Jordynne should watch James Gunn's Superman
 grander_pastures: Together look Fucked, love it!
 type_variable: The only miss from the Superman film was that there only one scene of "Clark Kent" and he was overwhelmingly superman all the time
 Lysander_salamander: that sounds fun
 varmintx0: Alison Brie 
 LPS_97: also Weapons is coming out, and it looks really good
 neisan2112: Very different movie I'm going to see next weekend is Weapons.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Still need to check out Ballerina
 lamina5432: ever read Franken Fran?
 Stormgod519: oh is the magic stuff tomorrow?!?
 shushu2539: the killers from space watch it and, considering their faces, they were very impressed with it
 Stormgod519: shoot
 Lysander_salamander: nice
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 DigitalSeahorse: magic magic magic
 Lord_Hosk: 15% of this movie, was a straight through not cut away relationship fight/hardhitting interview between Lois and Clark. and it doesn't feel drawn out.
 BrowneePointz: but yea F4 and Supes are both solid from what I’ve heard
loufghyslaufey: Yikes, it's um... It's complex, looks like? Two kids of arch nemesis that is
 Oscelot: y'all have a cinnebarre?
 A_Dub888: @shushu2539 the characters didn't obey parking regulations so that knocked a bunch of points
 Stormgod519: lol
 neisan2112: Nice
 Stormgod519: can we watch those?
 Oscelot: Yeeeeah
 Stormgod519: my credit card is local based
 DeM0nFiRe: NIce
 Mattmitchell45: Also Local Credit Unions
 grander_pastures: WOOOO
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Oscelot: Congrats, Cam!
 ghyllnox: Nice!
 itmightbemikey: my debit card is still Visa
 nishwastaken: nice job Cameron 
 Meark: Heck yeah Interac!
 lamina5432: the fact you need a credit score is a stupid thing
 SymphonySolstice: interac etransfer my beloved
 bytecaster: I always find it interesting how entrenched Credit cards are in the Americas, when here in Europe Debit is still king
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, a quick laugh for everyone: https://64.media.tumblr.com/31aefee65c79f261febbc485871cdb77/35cc86f563fb1908-25/s1280x1920/258b25262827438f7dc2546567731ffc5c0aab3d.jpg
 ghyllnox: Finally free
 xantos69: Congrats Cam!
 PharaohBender27: I think Cameron and Jordynne are going to go see a movie tomorrow
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess I could convert my rewards to movie tickets but I use it to pay my bills
 thebuzzstreams: Cam living the life!
 IanAllenBird: oof
 kirataigharl: Congrats!
 neisan2112: Yeeeee.....
 grander_pastures: Yaaaaaaay, baaad credit
 abaddon2501: Subathon!
 neisan2112: BUUUUL SHIT
 Summerlithi: I was turned down for a credit card many years ago and I guess I should thank them because I never went back
 MacbethSeemsSus: Your financial value was definitely always supposed to be based on your credit score....
 MerlinZero: 
 Stormgod519: true
 Oscelot: It will be adjusted next year Cam,it's annual
 RustZenith: Its frustrating having over a dozen ways of paying in the US, and no one uses  yours
 DigitalSeahorse: woot! that means mine did too
 SymphonySolstice: yeah same I paid off all my student debt and now my credit is shit
 richard_ermen: lol
 bytecaster: We cannot be bullied only challenged
 Stormgod519: oh god
 niccus: casual findom
 MedicCasts: 500 I got baited into giving bits
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ElementalAlchemist: awww
 Oscelot: Dawwww
 AlistorKO: aww
 bytecaster: That is VERY cute
 dead_delver: I have one credit card that I use for overseas online payments, then pay off immiediately. Because my debit blocks them normally.
 Oscelot: Have a good rest of the night folks o/
 DigitalSeahorse: did you know that having too much credit (available loan space) can count against your credit score?
  Juliamon: Does the YT stream need to be restarted?
 LPS_97: speaking of atomic blast
 Oscelot: thanks for movies
 Bladinus: !cheer 500 have some bities then!
 LPS_97: apparently it got back
 neisan2112: YT came back for a bit, then got struck again
 SomebodyNowhere: when I bought a car last year I had enough in savings to just buy the car and the sales people were still awful about offering a line of credit and being like "just pay it off right away" and I was like "no"
 asthanius: parking violations
 RockPusher: YT BS
  Juliamon: !cheer
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 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse wait really??
 DigitalSeahorse: no wait I mean total credit cap can be too high that's what I meant
 JDMan94: 
ALittleRedPandaPlush: Too much smoking on screen
 Stormgod519: TY!!!
 SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 iris_of_ether: 
 PharaohBender27: 5430
 RockPusher: probably a bogus ContentID hit
Oreo1369: Nothing has beaten her brain is perfectly smooth
 adept_nekomancer: AI just helps people do shitty things *faster*.
 thebuzzstreams: de-monatized is bad, but not a mark
 Stormgod519: time for me to go eepy
 ElementalAlchemist: It really was
 pookahbee: It sure was a movie
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UninterestedGiftedGooseVoHiYo-mIWFTmCp05SO8Ttx
 Redbassist: YouTube said No Parking
 Oscelot: It really was movie
 LPS_97: the parking scene was great
 ghyllnox: Thanks for the shite!
 Stormgod519: Gnight chat!!!
 AlistorKO: This Island Eeeeaaaaarth~
 MungoDude: demonitisation isn't "your entire channel might go away" bad like a strike is
 MacbethSeemsSus: That was an amazing fugue state. Glad to enjoy it with other people.
 Stormgod519: 
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 dumbo3k: Her brain was completely smooth!
 AlistorKO: Whoa!
 teddywhosabear: dang!!
 Oscelot: woah dang
 teddywhosabear: so many!
 Geisterkarle: oh wow!
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 melegaunt_: so many dead deathclaws
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 shushu2539:   
 DigitalSeahorse: when they've already given you so much limit they'll think harder about giving you more
 kirataigharl: Woaaaaah
 richard_ermen: New patch notes?
 AlistorKO:     
 Zerragonoss: Nothing as good as “her brian was completely smooth” but still great.
 SomebodyNowhere: they'll repair stuff?
 Matt4Flame: @foopoiuyt Thanks for the gift sub!
 thebuzzstreams:  
 massivemoths: @foopoiuyt Thanks for the gift sub!
 foopoiuyt: Get back the time for the movie. 
 Stormgod519: woah that's a lot of subs
 neisan2112: Hopefully repair and don't just fuck the whole time
 LPS_97: "Doctor, we need more Mods!"
 DigitalSeahorse: but the same bank still will if you keep paying on time
 Oscelot: roflmao
 Stormgod519: awwww
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 adept_nekomancer: awww
 ghyllnox: Oh no 
 pookahbee: She missed Jordynne
 definenull: awww
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've been asleep for the sims so can't wait for the highlights
 booms8: @Zerragonoss Why you gotta do Brian like that
 neisan2112: But Heather and Kathleen boned in the grave
 massivemoths: Oh no 
 Fawxsy: @foopoiuyt Thanks for the gift sub! 
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 Stormgod519: PFFT
 ElementalAlchemist: WOW
 Astramentha: XD
 richard_ermen: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 nishwastaken: 
 Oscelot: Pffffft
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Sorator13: 
 iris_of_ether: *SNORT*
 ChaosOfNyarlathotep82: Hey, thanks for the gift sub.
 pookahbee: Get his ass
 ghyllnox: 
 A_Dub888: porque no los dos?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 grander_pastures: Graham the Slave Driver there
 ghyllnox: Yuuuuup
 RockPusher: Upstairs is a horror
 Stormgod519: oh god
 type_variable: classic lrr wont do the dishes
 PsychoI3oy: the hot tub is pee wet
 LPS_97: oh uh, swampy
 vinewood_og: Cam was right all along.
 Stormgod519: look forward to seeing all that when the vods go up
 definenull: Have we had live patch notes yet?
 Ned_Flandalorian: shrek wants his roof back
 DigitalSeahorse: wait why is the fan not on me
 kirataigharl: Simic slaw on the roof
 grander_pastures: Cam for awhile was the only Sims doing the dishes
 nishwastaken: 
 RockPusher: Ben is merciful - I would have removed the BBQ
 Stormgod519: yay, Canlander
 IanAllenBird: hell yes
 Matt4Flame: i thought we tossed that Simic slaw out....
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 ElementalAlchemist: Level 5 Superfudge
 MacbethSeemsSus: BEEEEEEJlander
 booms8: Wet Ones: Roof Edition
 Stormgod519: superfudge!!!
 nishwastaken: beejlander?? 
 dead_delver: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-beej drop.
 ProcyonFlynn: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Vaseline!
 neisan2112: SUPER FUDGE SUPER FUDGE
 RockPusher: That Beej is a sweetie
 AlistorKO: mmm, superfudge
 themercenary1987: Hey is youtube stream down?
 ghyllnox: Super. Fudge. Super. Fudge.
 josh___something: I would've added a fireplace on the roof to burn the sludge away
 SquareDotCube: Yeah, it's common for Sims to grieve to a point that it's a problem, until either access is cut off or the urn/tombstone removed
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FineCorrectLeopardMingLee-EvtFj2tbc5ngH4nZ
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 nishwastaken: ooo mahjong souls yay
 IanAllenBird: goodnight y'all!
 Oscelot: Meds reminder chat
 RockPusher:   
 ElementalAlchemist: Good night, everybody!
 Stormgod519: subscribing!
 LPS_97: Was it confirmed which game James was gonna play on Saturday?
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 VorlonScout: I have taken my meds!
 Oscelot: Byeeeee 
 LordZarano: Laundry?
 nishwastaken: 
 booms8: Unclench jaw
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Have you taken your vanilla shots today, chat?
 Lysander_salamander: replace your fluids
 IanAllenBird: byee
 Geisterkarle: I'm drinking coffe; medication enough
 massivemoths: byee
 shushu2539: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  Juliamon: hot mic
 KV1NN4: lost my streak
 Stormgod519: aight, I go eepy now
 PharaohBender27: Well there was recent mass sub drop . . .
 Oscelot: @VorlonScout *sticks gold star onto*
  Foxmar320: I have not Cam I’m out of meds
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm brushing with Pur gum
 Mattmitchell45: Just about to take my Eyeball-Enlargening Meds
 Stormgod519: DOG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I need to go to sleep now, night!
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
 Oscelot: oh no @Foxmar320 =( You need help getting them?
 RockPusher: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's only 40 minutes into today.
 Oscelot: Awwwww juniper
 definenull: queen!
 richard_ermen: dooooog!
 iris_of_ether: Juniper!
 Matt4Flame: dog!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've got time.
 grander_pastures: DOG
 ghyllnox: DOG
 massivemoths: DOGGG
 A_Dub888: d o g e
 massivemoths: YEAA
 TheAinMAP: 
 thebuzzstreams: yay pup
 ALittleRedPandaPlush: can't get up, cat has claimed lap
 grander_pastures: DOGGER
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 definenull: hi beej!
 Matt4Flame: BEEJ
 Oscelot: @ALittleRedPandaPlush as it should be
 SymphonySolstice: hi beejathan
 massivemoths: BEEJ
 Risuchia: Beeeeejjjj
  Foxmar320: @Oscelot it’s a entire situation right now
 itmightbemikey: Fallout: Washer Tales, Part 2 incoming
 massivemoths: Oh no he's gone
 PrinceNimzar: so what happens when all the viewers are subbed due to gift subs?
 Oscelot: @Foxmar320 Ah frick. >.< I'm sorry bud.
 ghyllnox: Now HERE'S a man who might have to kill some giant nuclear animals in caves
 A_Dub888: @massivemoths there was never a Beej
 itmightbemikey: It goes to random people
 itmightbemikey: Just, whoever
 Stormgod519: hi Heather
 Oscelot: @PrinceNimzar it overflows to people who are following, then to just random people
 Stormgod519: what is that?
 SymphonySolstice: ?
 Oscelot: That's kind of adorable I think
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 insanecat6mtg: I'm gonna head off now myself. Goodnight everyone! 
 Matt4Flame: frog?
 ghyllnox: 
 Oscelot: night @insanecat6mtg
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 massivemoths: ?
 A_Dub888: t e e t h
 RockPusher:  
 Stormgod519: awwwwwww
 definenull: awwww
 SomebodyNowhere: awwww
 Risuchia: awwwww
 ghyllnox:  
 richard_ermen: D'awww
 Oscelot: Dawww lookit those cute beans
 massivemoths: awwww
 MacbethSeemsSus: D'aww
 josh___something: Awwwwww
 RockPusher: 
 Matt4Flame: hugs are nice
 A_Dub888: AFFECTIONATE GESTURES
 Risuchia:   
 A_Dub888: @Matt4Flame you're nice
 Matt4Flame: @A_Dub888 c:
 ALittleRedPandaPlush: A Normal Frog
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe I played PUBG today.......
 Stormgod519: I have never touched pubg
 Stormgod519: trhought abotu it today
 pookjo3: everytime i pop backj to the stream the timer keeps going up
 Matt4Flame: @MacbethSeemsSus My condolances?
 nishwastaken: 
 Stormgod519: op
 Stormgod519: oh hey, team order on those bits!
 thebuzzstreams: @Stormgod519 Nice!
 A_Dub888: #TeamOrder
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I thought there was another movie, I guess the movie is Fallout top down
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Matt4Flame It was fun as a subathon lobby, but yeah never in a random group lol
 Stormgod519: oh fun, music still going
 TheAinMAP:   
 definenull: double audio
 Stormgod519: hi Beej
 SymphonySolstice: bg music still on
  Juliamon: three overlapping tunes
 DigitalSeahorse:  double music
 MungoDude: music still going
 richard_ermen: It's Beej!
 Makoforte: there's boppy music
 gualdhar: music is still on btw
 Makoforte: which, frankly
 korvys: Hey Beej, still have break music
 azninsect: fallout!
 nishwastaken: Hii Beej 
 Makoforte: is a neat influence for fallout
  Juliamon: Break music is still on
 massivemoths: music multiplied
 ghyllnox: Break music's still on
 pookjo3: @Stormgod519 i played for like 2 weeks, got a false VAC ban that was on my record for like 2 months before they got back to me and remove it
 DigitalSeahorse: still music from last segment
 ThorSokar: eyy Beej, how's things
 MacbethSeemsSus: music will continue until fallout improves
 pookjo3: never went back
 DigitalSeahorse: or break music I mean
 SymphonySolstice: there ya go
 definenull: there we go!
 MungoDude: there we go it went away
 DigitalSeahorse: there
 korvys: there you go
 massivemoths: fixed!
  Juliamon: it gone now
 Makoforte: super kawaii mutant adventures
  Juliamon: thank you Ben probably
 rabbitgta: Fixed
 ALittleRedPandaPlush: Beej with a backing track was fun NGL
 Stormgod519: aight, gnight chat
 Peter_Chordash: What appliance is the topic of today?
 Makoforte: you were studying the blade!?!?
 Stormgod519: have fun!
 richard_ermen: Beej back with the GRIND xD
 richard_ermen: Nice
 RockPusher: Beej grinds the whole thing
 itmightbemikey: PERK: New Washing Machine
 AlistorKO: Beej After Dark
 Oscelot: pfff
 crazycommie87: LOL
 Matt4Flame: I am half asleep o/
 ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 massivemoths: lol
 Oscelot: Ooo how'd that go?
  Foxmar320:  Beej
 SymphonySolstice: yay warshing
 ThorSokar: Good for you!
 DigitalSeahorse: 60 people just went to bed   
 RockPusher: C'mon salespeople, get Beej the dumbest of washing machines!
 Oscelot: white goods?
 epsilon_vee: @Oscelot major appliances
 Oscelot: Ahhhh okay
 Oscelot: ty
 Lord_Hosk: We on this again OOOOH Boy
 ThorSokar: (because most of the time they're metal that's painted white)
 DigitalSeahorse: white goods, fridges bought by white people 
  Texan_Reverend: I just got back, and it seems we're back on appliances. Fantastic.
 Oscelot: Ahhh
  Texan_Reverend: You're quite welcome.
 Oscelot: Yeah Langford's still a bit of a drive even if it's not THAT far
  Juliamon: https://kind.social/@beej/114950973167492719 (the scooter)
  Texan_Reverend: Noooo that's not right.
 Oscelot: DeLorean scooter? so it's over priced and impossible to find parts for? XD (joking bc I know a delorean owner and it's an albatross)
 DigitalSeahorse: oh it's just CALLED DeLorean
 ThorSokar: that seems REAL good
 Oscelot: @Juliamon oh wow, LITERALLY
 pleonasticTautology: beej!
   LoadingReadyRun: mhw6630hc
  Texan_Reverend: They use the "Commercial Technology" as a marketing term on a bunch of regular residential models.
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought it would hover like McFly's hover board
 Oscelot: rofl XD it's almost 11pm, we're just vibing
 DigitalSeahorse: which he borrowed
 azninsect: ok chat lets go
   LoadingReadyRun: med6630hc
 adept_nekomancer: We're helping!
 ThorSokar: both are legit
 pleonasticTautology: beej made a scat joke in my masto mentions D:<
 ghyllnox: CI - Chat Intelligence
   LoadingReadyRun: youtube stream should be beack! -ben
 ghyllnox: @ThorSokar Damn that was fast
 pleonasticTautology: hi ben!
 Oscelot: Yay Ben 
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Chrome Shadow" oh myyyyyyyy
 ThorSokar: Well, being quick is kinda my thing
 ThorSokar: but yes both are legit
 nishwastaken: thank you Ben 
 Oscelot: for some reason I thought you and heather lived in an apartment
Mai_Andra: Power suddenly went out - exactly long enough to miss the movie.  Ah, well...  
  Texan_Reverend: The actual commercial model has two versions. One ends in KW and is sold at big box stores - it only gets a 1 year warranty. The one ending in GW is identical but gets the 5 year warranty, and it's only sold online or in independent appliance shops.
 Meark: Oh gross.
  Foxmar320:  Ben
 Oscelot: @Texan_Reverend Huh, how odd
 DigitalSeahorse: no overflow  
 Oscelot: hueesch?
  Juliamon: I assume big-box gets 1-year so the store can offer their own warranties
Technobach: sounds like one of those fake amazon brands
 GreyThey: @Mai_Andra Ironically, a power outage was a key plot element of the movie
 Oscelot: hweesh!
 DigitalSeahorse:  whelbshe
crithitcommando: whoa
  Texan_Reverend: Also, the models you sent are only marketing "commercial technology." The true commercial model is the same guts as their coin-op units and is built on the same assembly line.
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon oh absolutely
 SquareDotCube: No Speed Queen I guess. It's what I grew up with; no frills, but made to last for 20+ years
 ThorSokar: warranty is 2 years (with labor) 10 years (w/o labor)
 Oscelot: Really wish companies would just stop lying
 Cptasparagus: It means pretty in German, kind of pronounced herbsch
crithitcommando: will you play fallout 2 fallout 4 mod (project arroyo)k
 Oscelot: Hey Heather o/
 AlistorKO: 
 pleonasticTautology: hey heather
 iris_of_ether:   
  Texan_Reverend: I would pick the basic Amana over the "commercial technology" models. It's more reliable and built on a platform that's been around a lot longer. Much cheaper parts, and any tech can work on it.
 pleonasticTautology: when i eventually have to buy my own washer and dryer i am ABSOLUTELY going for capacity
 DeM0nFiRe: !chat
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crithitcommando: will you play fallout 2 fallout 4 mod (project arroyo)
 SymphonySolstice: yeah my sister just bought a bunch of appliances on discount, good sales rn
 Makoforte: and we appreciate it, heather
 Lord_Hosk: Can't wait to hear about the deals you are looking into August 7th
 MacbethSeemsSus: As the renewal manager for a tech company...if the warranty doesn't include comprehensive repair or similar language it's worth nothing.
 pleonasticTautology: hey ben
 Oscelot: sounds good
 ghyllnox: Thanks Heather 
 SymphonySolstice: i n v i s i b l e
 MalFnord: goddamn that really is invisible drink
 adept_nekomancer: Drink secrets
 richard_ermen: Is Washing Machine a valid perk?
 hedonistic_mushroom: @Oscelot Corporate stooge here, I'm sorry, but I don't think this will stop while the people in Business Units thing the customer is and always will be an idiot.
 Oscelot: @hedonistic_mushroom yeah x.x
 MAPBoardgames: My washing machine shoots fire sometimes
 DigitalSeahorse: I wish I could knock out two cupboards to get a bigger fridge that might last longer than the cheap stout ones but landlord probably made kitchen to shrink the fridge price intentionally
 Oscelot: I watch Tim Caine on youtube, it's kind of funny finally seeing this game after so much hearing about it but not seeing it
 Oscelot: @MAPBoardgames UH. CONCERN.
Gazthedungeonmaster: isi it only for me but they are not live anymore on yt?
  Juliamon: Ben said he got the YT stream back up, did it not work?
 Oscelot: @Gazthedungeonmaster try refreshing
 MAPBoardgames: trait
 DigitalSeahorse: not that big lasts that much longer if at all
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: Stoppin' Powah
Gazthedungeonmaster: @Oscelot tried it, maybe there is a delay for me. but i dont see them live yet, though that someone the subaton ended 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 SquareDotCube: oh right, we need to reclaim our LE BB gun, we have to get the random encounter though
 EvilBadman: So double bald strats
 Oscelot: @Gazthedungeonmaster Nope, we still have 13 hours left at present
  Juliamon: Gazthedungeonmaster Youtube killed it for a public domain movie because Youtube
 A_Dub888: has Dogmeat got you lost?
 Makoforte: they keep calling the dog dogmeat because bethesda are cowards...
 TacitusVigil: BeejBeej Gun
 adept_nekomancer: @TacitusVigil The B is for Beej
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao it would be really funny if it lost its bonus damage if you equipped it since it means taking it out of the package
 Shadwhawk: The Red Ryder LE BB Gun is so great in this game.  Probably the best small gun in the game?
 TacitusVigil: @adept_nekomancer Exactly!
 Makoforte: action gender is extremely useful
 Oscelot: @Gazthedungeonmaster Which channel are they streaming on? I'm looking to see if it's down for me too
 ThorSokar: that seems real good
 TacitusVigil: Action Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: if you lend out guns you need a gun library for missing all those magazines
Gazthedungeonmaster: @Oscelot i usually look at the main channel. loading ready ren
Gazthedungeonmaster: *run
 MacbethSeemsSus: God of War Voice: "Boy"
 TacitusVigil: Indeed
 Makoforte: they are though!!
 Makoforte: they're lizards
 SquareDotCube: Quest list of the last episode from last year: https://youtu.be/6X1He5kAdy0?si=H822rYugMVxEyXO7&t=10682
 RoeDent89: Testing
 RoeDent89: OK
 MacbethSeemsSus: I briefly thought you'd named the deathclaws
 pleonasticTautology: okay i just checked youtube, not seeing anything live over there
 Oscelot: @Gazthedungeonmaster Yeah I think it's still down for me too. @LoadingReadyRun YT seems to still be down
 Oscelot: Ty Heather
dekmarforpres: how long did you stream fallout for last session? I went to bed  with the stream on and when I woke up you were finishing up
 MAPBoardgames: Time to watch Beej grind on deathclaws
 Oscelot: Meds reminder chat
 pleonasticTautology: oh yeah i just took my pm meds
  thingo314: 
 pleonasticTautology: lmao beej do we both have med reminders at 11
 Oscelot: the tiniest pip boy hehe
 pleonasticTautology: also: nice pride band, beej
  Juliamon: oh, pack time!
 pleonasticTautology: i'm also wearing a pride band
 pleonasticTautology: (i have 7 different pride bands)
 adept_nekomancer: That is a lot of corpses
 SquareDotCube: I guess we've taken care of the matriarch
 Oscelot: I should get another band. The current one I have is just the project red silicone one which is fine 90% of the time, but in the summer...
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot oh i have the sports band of that; terezi wears that one for, well, obvious reasons
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 pleonasticTautology: usually we just wear the pride ones but we rotate which ones
 MAPBoardgames: It's a random encounter iirc
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Yeah, I think mine's the sports band? it's smooth silicone with a tuck in end
 Oscelot: Oh no lol
 SquareDotCube: It is, the alien blaster is part of a Star Trek easter egg
 Andromeda7747: Ian killing you by blasting you in the back with burst in a canonical fallout 1 experiencce
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot yeah
 ThorSokar: So, you're saying Ian is irresponsible and not aware of his surrounding sometimes?
 Makoforte: it's a very good mod
 SquareDotCube: oh right, we also have to do the time gate random encounter that brings you to the Fallout 2 temple trial
 MungoDude: 13041
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology actually good question, if you know of any other companies that you like that make apple watch bands lemme know?
 pleonasticTautology: for pride bands, we have one of the old fabric buckle bands, the older sports band, two braided loops, the sports band one that looks like sprinkles, the sports band that's strikes, and the sports loop that looks rothko-y
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot i haven't found any yet but honestly we're picky as fuck
sombreromunkey: Hi friends, I assume you know but the youtube stream is down due to copyright strike 
 MAPBoardgames: Agatha Fisty doesn't rest; she waits.
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology same tho
 pleonasticTautology: we may hit the local tannery to see about getting a custom band that's one of those chonky wide leather ones
  Juliamon: sombreromunkey Ben said he fixed it but apparently not, we haven't heard back since
 thegreatwyrdling: Is this modded? I don't recall there being that many deathclaws in the game
 korvys: Skeuomorphism
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Tannery won't be able to help, unless it's a tannery and craftsman. plus you need specific stuff to attach it to the watch 
  Juliamon: this is Fallout 1 in 2
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot oh they're also a craftsman, they made our one belt
 pleonasticTautology: because we refuse to by pleather belts
sombreromunkey: @Juliamon I see! I zoned out so hard with the background noise i was wondering why everything was quite
 Oscelot: @Juliamon Where do we find the machine to play doom in fallout 1 in fallout 2?
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology ahhh nice
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot yeah, they're based outta pike place
 Pangogie: Oh geez.
 Pangogie: I swear that timer has been 13 hours for 2 days.
 MAPBoardgames: Money => Ammo => XP => Levels
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Huh. Must be hard to run a tannery in such a tight space. Neat tho
 Oscelot: @Pangogie It was down to 9 hours a few hours ago... then jordynne challenged chat.
Notimagain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 139 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Notimagain! (Today's storm count: 1110)
 Ghost_1447: Woah!
 TacitusVigil: We could always cheat. It's what the pros do!
 Irsaan: @Oscelot It was down to 7 about 18 hours ago
 MAPBoardgames: When I played Fallout, I don't remember needing or wanting to grind levels.
 Oscelot: Aight friends, gonna lurk and play a game. Have fun 
 raaabr: hey chat checking in after a hectic day. how was todays subathon?
 Amboss2: That is a lot of deathclaw corpses 
 Itamu: random gift sub hello? mind if I lurk here for a bit?
  Juliamon: Lurkers are welcome! Don't feel pressured to chat 
goatprince: hey beej, are ya winning champ?
 Itamu: thnx
 TacitusVigil: Oh Hai Matt
 LittleVesuvius: oh wow
 LittleVesuvius: been lurking with LRR on my second monitor. that’s a lot of dead deathclaws!
goatprince: ecosystem: devastated
 AlistorKO: Only YOU can keep the local Deathclaw population in check!
 TacitusVigil: They'll greet you as a liberator!
 ThorSokar: yea, inventory management is a big part of this game
fiestylobster: mann. what memories
 SquareDotCube: you're absolutely set up for it now
 SquareDotCube: If you need money there's always caravan jobs at the Hub
 AlistorKO: Noods you say...
  Texan_Reverend: Beej, brief aside: is Mastodon or Discord a better place to send you info? Do you have a preference?
  Texan_Reverend: Ok, that's cool. Just making sure I was using what works best for you.
 AlistorKO: mastodon is a decent place!
  Texan_Reverend: @alistorko  I agree!
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 Alahmnat: @goatprince https://imgur.com/a/OsCU7IM
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, pleonasticTautology! Welcome to zyborgx97, Reydien, hippofant, fiestylobster, and R1CK_D0M! (Today's storm count: 1115)
 crazycommie87: Mastodon is clean and cool
Weebie: loadingreadyrun experience
Weebie: first
Weebie: I win!!?
 Oscelot: @Alahmnat roflmao
 pleonasticTautology: :3
 Oscelot: Thanks for working on that Heather
 pleonasticTautology: i'm in a good mood because my baseball team did really well
 RoeDent89: Wow well over 1k subs today
 Oscelot: Congrats @pleonasticTautology
 TacitusVigil: Heather did the spells!
 ghyllnox: 
 lightfut: I def got a notification
 RockPusher:   
 adept_nekomancer: Secret youtube magic
 crazycommie87: Good enough for government work
 MAPBoardgames: Did it involve any sort of a blood-sacrifice?
 Oscelot: Gotta put a box of chicken bones on top of the box
 NotCainNorAbel: Learning!  now time for bed
 crazycommie87: (I should know because I work in the government)
 RockPusher: YouTube  Stuff
  Texan_Reverend: @crazycommie87 Cool? Yes. Clean? ...that heavily depends on where you spend your time.
 ThorSokar:  Yay learning
 TacitusVigil: @MAPBoardgames Ben still has some blood left. It's probably enough!
 crazycommie87: @Texan_Reverend Fair XD
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot thanks  we got one of my favorite players back and in his first game back we shut out our opponent, 6-0
 Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Nice
 pleonasticTautology: badum tss
 thegreatwyrdling: Is this modded?
  Juliamon: this is the 1-in-2 mod
 thegreatwyrdling: Thanks Julia!
  Juliamon: I hate the new wishlist, 20 cards SUCKS
 Makoforte: yes!!
 Makoforte: also is there such a thing as a bad wobbuffet??
  Juliamon: heeeeee
  thingo314: good invisible wobb
 Makoforte: *nods*
 A_Dub888: that is, presumably, a good wobbufett
  Juliamon: I finally got one of the baby mons in tonight's pack. Still don't know what you do with them.
  Juliamon: game: has thousands of cards, you may only wishlist 20
Tinker Tanner: thanks heather!!!
vanhelsingfan1: good enough...
Seru: uh, we back!
Jasper: Sweet!
Seru: wonder what music got flagged
 ghyllnox: It's not on his wishlist, clearly he doesn't need it
 Lord_Hosk: 150 units of stuff
 OldUncleDan: She has big guns and she cannot lie.
 A_Dub888: She has big guns and she can not lie
 TacitusVigil: The resident evil problem
 radiowasabi2014: there it is
 A_Dub888: @OldUncleDan Same braincell
 ghyllnox: Yeahhhh that happens in other Fallout games
 defaultedusername: That sounds fun, yep
 korvys: She's got big guns and Beej wants to give her the rockets
 ghyllnox: When You Give a Mr Handy A Rocketlauncher
 defaultedusername: Few things are so tragic as having unexploded munitions
 defaultedusername: She's doing a service, really
 adept_nekomancer: The floor is the store
 pleonasticTautology: wait there are piles of bodies at store dot loading ready run dot com?
 Alahmnat: get on the floor, deathclaws are not dinosaurs 
 A_Dub888: open the door. Get on the floor. Everyone loot the dinosaur
Mai_Andra: wait... Tuesday?! 
 TacitusVigil: Depends on the store
 Alahmnat: @A_Dub888 that one braincell is really getting around
Mai_Andra: Secret Overnight Chillpoint
 OldUncleDan: She has turned her pokemon into Phyrexians?
 R1CK_D0M: woah thanks for the gifted
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 CAKHost: Fallout 1? I thought Beej was on 2?
 Makoforte: 1 in 2
 DigitalSeahorse:  gtfo my way!
 Makoforte: Fallout 1 maps and story, FO2 engine
 CAKHost: Ah!
 CAKHost: Thanks chat!
 TacitusVigil: Fallout One, Too
 CAKHost: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Makoforte: Can you press tablet to highlight your team?
 Makoforte: er
 Makoforte: tab
 Makoforte: i think there is a 'highlight friendly/enemy' button you can set
 Makoforte: hmm
 Makoforte: annoying.
 CAKHost: Ah
Jasper: Was it from the public domain movie?
OVERKiLL!: we got a reboot or what?
 CAKHost: If nothing else, turn it off and on *might* fix it!
 DigitalSeahorse:  but eye can't see me 
 CAKHost: So what happen with the Killer from Space? did they ever find the eye drops???
 A_Dub888: forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been 5 saves since my last confession
 Ned_Flandalorian: eye-opening
 Lord_Hosk: It existed
 MWGNZ: the mvoie exists
 Herbert_Erpaderp: It sure was a movie
  Juliamon: It was a movie of all time
 adept_nekomancer: The killers went net-zero on kills.
 betweenmyself: it was a real eye opener
 CAKHost: XD
 RockPusher: The experience was fun, the movie was not good
 CAKHost: I saw some of that yes
 korvys: All of the actors were definitely in the same room for filming
 DigitalSeahorse: it was a movie 
 Makoforte: sfall-mods.ini, i think?
  Juliamon: What was the final phone count?
 Lord_Hosk: The killers from outerspace killed on cockroach and raised one person so 0 kills
 Makoforte: they were men with big ol googly eyes
 korvys: Killed -1 people
 A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk how many of them killed the cockroach
 A_Dub888: ?
 epsilon_vee: the kind of long flashback where the antagonists do exposition at the character whose flashback it is for tens of minutes
 ThorSokar: IDK if we can ever top last year's movie with the smooth brains
 ghyllnox: There was a long montage of someone freaking out in front of edited-in nature footage
 adept_nekomancer: Also nobody followed parking laws.
 ThorSokar: that was WILD
 CAKHost: Wait what? -1?
 ghyllnox: Yeah the monster train was a good-bad movie, this was just a bad movie
  Juliamon: CAKHost They brought a guy back to life
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 CAKHost: Well I guess they saved that guy by... welding..
 Lord_Hosk: 1 and a half
 korvys: @CAKHost Well they killed no one, and resurrected 1
 CAKHost: I saw that part of the movie
 A_Dub888: The parking incident https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SingleHedonisticHummingbirdDatSheffy-ATdSgP1YyKMyoEN4
 ThorSokar: yea, she was the secretary for 2 people
  Juliamon: They were very clear that he was dead before they fixed him
 CAKHost: People self in separate beds
 MungoDude: the 1950s is like another country, they do things differently there
 TacitusVigil: How did they work? Badly!
 CAKHost: *slept
 ThorSokar: that's easy, you want an MP3 of it?
 richard_ermen: Perkleton!
 betweenmyself: Hey! No Perking!
 ghyllnox: No Perking!!!
Mai_Andra: There was a shortage of secretaries in the 50's because women kept getting married back then.
 A_Dub888: I.... need to watch a VOD later
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000 Behold, the last of my bits! Thanks for a fun week of subathon!
 Makoforte: It's not set to highlight anything yet
 Makoforte: yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: it was a transit of another planet over a different planet
Mai_Andra: None Fallout Left Control ?
 NotCainNorAbel:   
NS777: hey this isn’t the edge of eternities ppr
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Seru: old stream got cancelled because of copyrighted music
Yami Michael: Fallout in MTG? Nah, never gonna happen
 A_Dub888: @I_Am_Clockwork Thank you for maintaining #TeamOrder with the bits
 Denis_Dobrolubov: Change Critters=0 to 1 if you want it to highlight friends/enemies, probably?
 Makoforte: demonitization of a public domain movie...... how awful
 RebekahWSD: Oh yeah, that was fun watching on youtube only for it to punt us
  Juliamon: Youtube has the movie available to watch on its own, but when someone ELSE shows it, that's ILLEGAL
 ThorSokar: yea, hopefully you have space on twitch
 richard_ermen: This is so nice, I get to start my work day with two great people on stream ^_^
 DigitalSeahorse: will have to tell youtube that it's blocked in error
 A_Dub888: @richard_ermen you're great
 CAKHost: YouTube does a terradactal screech
 richard_ermen: @A_Dub888 You're great too ^_^
goatprince: my favourite part was when the movie guy had his tits out and one of them had Loss.jpg on it
 CanvasWolfDoll: how many movie nights have made it to youtube?
 CAKHost: @goatprince That's Jordaynne's joke!
 Traion: Heather telling stories while Beej plays an old game? This is just Beej's Backlog
goatprince: @CAKHost shhhhh
 richard_ermen: "A smooth brain!"
 Ned_Flandalorian: horror express is also on youtube for free
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'd ask for proof on tits but I don't wanna see more of thing I already see too much of
autmnAutist: fyi are you aware the youtube stream has an mtg prerelease thumbnail?
 A_Dub888: the brain that was... completely smooth
 Blip2004: really? well I know the next vod to watch
 TacitusVigil: YT: We Ruin Things
 adept_nekomancer: So it's not "youtube", it's "ustube".
  Juliamon: it means Youtube is allowed to put ads on it
 richard_ermen: Isn't that movie already old enough to be retired? They should shorten these bizarre us copyright laws to stop this mess
 RebekahWSD: Now it's up again, we must treat it very delicately!
 ThorSokar: 1st year (Horror Express) didn't last year (The Last Man On Earth) did make it
 DigitalSeahorse: wtf, that was baking screenshot
autmnAutist: okay totaly fair just saw it so i thought id jump in and say
  Juliamon: I'll make a command for it
 TacitusVigil: @richard_ermen Yeah, but USA.exe has stopped working
 richard_ermen: @TacitusVigil ALT+F4? Damnit!
 pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna hit the sack
 pleonasticTautology: good night, y'all
 adept_nekomancer: @TacitusVigil We should try turning it off and back on again.
 CAKHost: Actually, serious question: I've done a few clips and downloaded them onto my computer. I take it I really shouldn't upload those to Youtube? Because YouTube copyright is bad?
 A_Dub888: @TacitusVigil it's been borked for a while now, IT just gave up at some point
 gualdhar: are you thinking ghouls?
 DigitalSeahorse: I read two people's lines as "I'm gonna hit y'all" 
 Shadwhawk: Yeah, that's not a thing in the games
 richard_ermen: I mean, Ghouls like Harold are a staple of the series
 gualdhar: mutants are big green things
 ghyllnox: That's ghouls, supermutants are different
 CAKHost: I downloaded them because I know Twitch's playback is... kinda going away? I know it clears out after x days. So I would like to preserve them
 richard_ermen: And mutants in Fallout...until Fallout 3 at least came in, were always supermutants
 Jobot180: Super mutants are made by the master
 LordDestont: Super mutants are made with the FEV
 xantos69: Well folks it took me a few runs, but I got a Chicken Dinner.  So now I can go to bed.
 CAKHost: I just would like to put them someplace where people can still enjoy them in the future
OVERKiLL!: wild
OVERKiLL!: must have missed a good one
 richard_ermen: Synths was something from Fallout 4 which is really the bad fallout at this point =(
 CAKHost: But I won't benefit from them because it isn't my content; I just want to preserve it
 richard_ermen: Bad Slave Analogy
 gualdhar: I didn't watch the entire Fallout TV show but I don't remember mutants in the parts I watched
 A_Dub888: @LordDestont the Fire Emblem Virus?  Are Super Mutants weebs!?
 Jobot180: TV show only showed a mutant hand for like, a second, as I recall.
 Mathwyn: 76 is way better written than 4 unironically
 Traion: Originally Ghouls are FEV too. FO3 changed that because Bethesda couldn't be bothered to have their own ideas
 TacitusVigil: 76 was the Mmo with no initial npcs
 OldUncleDan: Eh...  I found FO4 way more playable than 3.
  Foxmar320: 76 was bad then got a lot better
 richard_ermen: Well, from a biological standpoint, all humans are mutants already. So the super in super-mutants stand more for "these are BIG as well"
 itmightbemikey: Mutants are like big ogres
 DigitalSeahorse: that feel in a game when it gives you a time limit to collect 23 of a thing and you've already done it before timer starts so you don't need to do the thing
  Foxmar320: sure it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 richard_ermen: Remember when games got a patch once every twenty years and we just had to live with bugs and errors?
 itmightbemikey: Isometric perspective is nice
 thegreatwyrdling: !time
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 Makoforte: I keep hearing great things about 76 but I just can't stand modern fallout. Hell. I'm a trans girl who played through New Vegas and went 'this didn't do anything for me and the best moments felt empty to me' so that tells you how much of an outlier I am.
 SquareDotCube: oh yeah I think we have some stuff we can do fro Followers of the Apocalypse
 Makoforte: i like isometric turnbased fallout, actually...
 Makoforte: (...honestly, let Harebrained or Owlcat do a fallout??)
 Makoforte: (Rogue Trader has been inexplicably great despite being 40k)
 richard_ermen: @Makoforte Something got lost when they translated Fallout to 3D. The zany, amusing, blink it and you'll miss it amusement got lost
 Traion: @Makoforte Okay but you at least love Dark Souls 2 and bionicle right? Otherwise we need to adjust the trans girl charts
 Makoforte: You do!
 richard_ermen: @Makoforte Please, not Owlcat. They are bad.
 MaddogM: the Luggage
 Makoforte: @Traion I have never played a dark souls, and uh... I liked Bionicle once but it doesn't really effect me?
 Traion: @Makoforte My world is shattered. 
 ThorSokar: Here ya go chat: https://vst.ninja/south/SubAThon3/Killers_from_Space_Hey_No_Parking.mp3
 RockPusher: Well now I want to see that… thanks Heather 
 DigitalSeahorse: the art in the books is pretty nice of that
 Makoforte: Also having played the Discworld poiunt and click adventures, you do get the luggage and some of the more annoying inventory puzzles involve getting stuff to places where the luggage can't follow.
 richard_ermen: I know people who are allowed to vote now born after this game was released, so finicky is okay at this point
 Makoforte: and sometimes puzzles are solved by the luggage eating someone.
 EvilBadman: @richard_ermen [citation needed]
 ThorSokar: Don't worry I sent it to ya on Discord Heather
 DigitalSeahorse:  hey, no packing!
 Makoforte: Also they have Eric Idle playing rincewind and Rob Brydon as like 1/3rd of the other voices.
 Lord_Hosk: The biggest issue with the Fallout series isn't that there are "good" and "Bad" but that there are two very distinct eras of games under one title. Its like all the people who say Modern Trek is Bad only the TNG era was good... Or Only the original series was good everything after is a pale reflection.  Everyone has nostalgia glasses and refuses to admit it.
 Makoforte: God. My whole family was stumped on one puzzle so we had to go through BBS to get a solution and had to wait days.
 richard_ermen: @EvilBadman I present Pathfinder Kingmaker & WotR. Also while Rogue Trader works for 40k, from a moral and ethical standpoint is miserable. Also they are rather iffy on human rights and stuff. There's a reason the company fled to Cyprus to evade taxes.
Chaos Treader: I’m sure it doesn’t actually matter but the thumbnail for this stream on YouTube is the Edge PPR
Juliamon: !thumb
Juliamon: boo it doesn't see commands
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 Makoforte: @Lord_Hosk I actually didn't play FO1 and 2 like... a year or two ago? I played FO3 and NV first.
 Alahmnat: a lot of the time in old games, game design wasn't
 DigitalSeahorse:  that reminds me I should finish these two clips before closing my browser cause twitch will forget about them otherwise
 Mr_Horrible: it's a record, and a story, all at the same time
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 Awfrigate: Ok paladins use them, but what do the Brotherhood wizards and clerics use?
 Traion: @Lord_Hosk New Vegas breaks that idea though. The problem for me is that Bethesda has the writing skills of a 5 year old
panexualpizzapirate: good evening from the west coast. just getting off work and excited to see what we’ve got going tonight
 Makoforte: But yeah I was genuinely surprised at how well FO1 held up, and it is my favourite in the series, inexplicably??
 Makoforte: FO2 has better moments, but FO1 is inexplicably my jam.
 MAPBoardgames: Hey Lisa, I dare you to drink the water!
 ThorSokar: gotta give the coyotes and wolves time to eat all the meat
 Traion: @Makoforte Yeah FO1 is really solid
 Traion: FO2's start is so rough
 Makoforte: Also, yeah, 40K is a miserable setting and I am nonetheless able to push back against the misery with difficulty and thinking on my part.
 CAKHost: Wow look at all that Ecto Cooler!
 Shadwhawk: Most popular FO2 mod removes the intro sequence
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 Makoforte: (Also like. Settings are allowed to be miserable. Fiction is allowed and indeed necessary to explore things that we find unpleasant in real life. As long as actual harm isn't being done, it's fine.)
 Makoforte: (But that's a whole bigger conversation.)
 Lord_Hosk: My point is, you are comparing an era when writing mattered more because visuals weren't possible to an era when writing is less important because they focus more on visuals.  Its not a "fallout" thing, its a game thing. The story in older RPGs was just better because that was was they HAD to focus on.
 Traion: @Makoforte I wish Iconoclast would backfire sometimes. It bothered me that being nice always works out
 Makoforte: @Traion It has! I so far have a permanent -10 to willpower and plagues on my ship.
 Makoforte: @Makoforte And people on my crew doing horrible things to themselves from the trauma.
 Traion: @Makoforte Never had that on my iconoclast playthrough
 Makoforte: @Lord_Hosk Hmm. I think I disagree? Story is always most important to me, personally? I would say *scope* is the killer for modern bethesda RPGs.
 RockPusher:  
 thegreatwyrdling: Heather!
 Traion: Booooooooo!
 ThorSokar: J O K E S
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 GrassVortex:  
 CAKHost: XD
 adept_nekomancer: Excellent pun
 DigitalSeahorse:   effing back button somehow gets in the way of scrolling up even though my fingies wheren't anywhere near it
 Traion: @Makoforte Emil Pagliarulo is the killer for Bethesda writing
 Makoforte: @Makoforte But the writing on an old game is not automatically going to be better than writing on a new game? And Art Direction always matters more than graphics.
 Makoforte: @Traion I'm afraid I don't know who that is, I have bounced hard off every bethesda game I have tried to play.
 Traion: @Makoforte It's their lead designer who literally refuses to read any critique of the games
 DigitalSeahorse: oh rly?! twitch won't even let me press the scroll bar without exiting the edit portrait mode on clips   
 Makoforte: @Makoforte Also I am personally saying I enjoyed older fallout more. However I bounced off planescape torment and came out unsatisfied, despite it supposedly having some of the most momentous writing of the period.
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 DigitalSeahorse:  flips the table's owner
 Traion: But yeah I agree with Mako. Writing quality is era independent.
 Makoforte: @Makoforte And like. One of my top 5 games ever is Theatrhythm Curtain Call, a game devoid of any story, despite story generally being my most important factor. And it's not graphically much to talk about.
 Awfrigate: weapons degrade? Not in this one
 Makoforte: Like. Right now, my favourite game story of something I am playing is Expedition 33, which I need to get back to. But the best writing in games comes from *involving the writers the whole way through*
 DigitalSeahorse: *resizes the bleeping window then*
 adept_nekomancer: I wonder if other games of that era had weapon degradation, or whether that mostly came about later on.
 Makoforte: something something the biggest danger to video games is venture capital and mismanagement
 Makoforte: I'm pretty sure some of the old dungeon crawlers had that weapons could break, if not degrade...
 Traion: @Makoforte E33 is a goddamn masterpiece
 Awfrigate: Assault rifles and miniguns if I remember correctly
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 Shadwhawk: And only 3 guns in Fallout 2 use 7.62
 Shadwhawk: (The FN FAL variants and the M60)
 DigitalSeahorse: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/PoliteSlipperyAyeayeMVGame-26XH875n-ckiKzQd what was making me struggle to stack
 GrassVortex: @Makoforte the lead writer was involved in most of the VA sessions as well. Which must have been so helpful for the actors as they could ask anything and get good answers, and also get good idea of the direction
 Traion: @GrassVortex Plus teach the VAs how to say "merdre" and "putain" 
 GrassVortex: @Traion that was probably the project lead/director, as the writer is not French as far as I know 
 GrassVortex: @GrassVortex I think she is american
 Lord_Hosk: a club has more range for smashing cheese
 GrassVortex: but whatever they did during the production of E33 should be studied, as the results speak for themselves.
 Traion: But yeah both their director and lead writer were there for most of the recordings
 ThorSokar: or tie a rope to it and make a ?kunai?
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RoboSquc: Good morning from the Netherlands!
 CAKHost: No
 Traion: @GrassVortex I don't think you can replicate some of the insane coincidences that led to that team
 Mathwyn: No but they did add fishing to fallout 76 recently!
 TacitusVigil: I assume all the fish are dead
 SquareDotCube: It's from 1997, fishing hasn't caught on yet
 RockPusher: Do Mirelurks count as fish?
 Traion: They are saving fishing for Fallout Japan
 epsilon_vee: heck, minigames hadn't caught on yet
 Makoforte: @Traion my favourite voice acting in a game to date is Koudelka on PS1, and even games today struggle to meet that, largely because *they recorded everything on a sound stage with the actors acting off each other* something that's only sort of started to come back with mocap.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly have to restart the run in Fallout 76 to fish
 CAKHost: FO1 and 2 I don't think have any water base anything. Though I guess there are the Geckos in 2
 CAKHost: But they are more affiliated with FIRE
 CAKHost: 
 RoeDent89: Welcome to August, chat!
 CAKHost: Wooo
 MacbethSeemsSus: @RoeDent89 Praise Octavian
 TacitusVigil: Boo
 Lord_Hosk: It was designed to be on 15 inch CRT monitors
 Shadwhawk: Water seems to concentrate radiation in Fallout pretty well, so fish would probably be really bad to eat
 Makoforte: also Koudelka has a a moment where a catholic priest and a 'treasure hunter' have a dick measuring contest by reciting poetry at each other aggressively.
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, this is tinier text than I would choose to have while playing.
 Traion: Yeah these old UIs struggle when not running on 480p
 Makoforte: and frankly, more games need that sort of energy.
 Makoforte: (Also not enough games are set in Wales)
 RockPusher:  
 Makoforte: sorry I have gone *way* off topic
 Makoforte: i mean....
 sporkraptor: not even the worst belch
 NotCainNorAbel: every tuesday
 adept_nekomancer: I've seen talking simulator
 Makoforte: i've heard ian's char apologia
 CAKHost: Don't worry, Beej. That's just your Sim-eej fusing to you. You spoke fluent Simish!
 Makoforte: a burp can't get anywhere near that bad
 Traion: *Ian* *talks* through these microphones. Chat is immune to being hurt by them now
 Makoforte: @Traion oh no that man can STILL hurt me
 RoeDent89: @Makoforte Final boss asks you to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch
 Makoforte: @Makoforte i've only been watching streams here for a few years though
 Makoforte: @RoeDent89 i mean, it's not that hard if you practice.
 Makoforte: just like any language
 melegaunt_: It's a kind of home
 SquareDotCube: small but very deep house
aceviru: YT is back. nice
aceviru: those mics have gone through a lot
 Makoforte: Like a square right before the glow, but you have power armour already
 SquareDotCube: often built in numbers.
 Makoforte: not that it will stop you taking damage, but I don't know there's much for you there now
 Makoforte: each square is 24 hours, radaway lasts about 24 hours, IIRC?
 SquareDotCube: big money!
NathanLonghair: Take your Rad-X when you arrive but before going down
 ThorSokar: time do some MURDERS!
 CAKHost: You can disengage combat to run. The game will try to put you back into it but you can still just disengage. Might safe you ammo?
 Makoforte: also apparently a shotgun shack is like. a very small rectangular house??
NathanLonghair: RadAway is what you take to remove rads, RadX is to protect from them
 Makoforte: I had to look it up
 Makoforte: RadX, right, sorry.
 Makoforte: (I am tired and addled)
 Makoforte: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_house
 RoeDent89: American football has a shotgun snap
 MungoDude: once in a lifetime...
 RoeDent89: Which always makes me think of the song
 Makoforte: beej was quoting a talking heads song, iirc
 Makoforte: watching the days go by, water flowing under ground
 MacbethSeemsSus: What's the chance of hitting the cactus?
 Lord_Hosk: TINK!
 RoeDent89: How do I work this?
 DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UgliestAffluentDonutCorgiDerp-MuFd9uPJoK_NCsdf
 DigitalSeahorse: there now I can close things and not lose my place
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - thanks for staying up with me while I got some late night changes in place 
 CAKHost: o//
 MacbethSeemsSus: *cue peter gabriel*
 Makoforte: it was not!
 Makoforte: thinking about hidden helmets...
Nathan Longhair: “Let’s go to the glow and see what happens”
aceviru: shotgun shack sounds like a burger joint
aceviru: I helped
 RebekahWSD: Flee fleeeee
 vingris_: I think Custom is selected, Coward is disabled, others are available
 vingris_: I.e. this character can't be a Coward
 Traion: If Ian was a coward he'd have stopped talking years ago
 Traion: It's not possible to loose Dogmeat. They gave you a load game button for a reason
aceviru: Quality of life updates to older games is nice as well when they get redone
OVERKiLL!: i missed movie night tho booooo
OVERKiLL!: i will have to check it out later
OVERKiLL!: almost up to 5k tho nice
aceviru: Yeah, I had to miss movie night
aceviru: I saw a bit, total banger. But then duty called
OVERKiLL!: damn, you didn't catch it either huh
OVERKiLL!: what was they watchin?
aceviru: Space Killers? Something like that
OVERKiLL!: damn
 schordash: glad i got to catch you guys live for a decent chunk tonight! streams with the Dery's are always a highlight for me  (*´꒳`*) goodnight gang! see y'all tomorrow 
 Makoforte: the skill cap is 200% on FO1, I think?
 RockPusher: Not-so-secret podcast
 adept_nekomancer: We're slightly better than deathclaws.
 Lord_Hosk: Hey Heather, what kind of washer and dryer do you want?
 Makoforte: hi endorsements
 Makoforte: high endorsments, even
  Texan_Reverend: So, Heather. Do YOU have opinions on appliances?
 Traion: Okay now that he is gone. Clear his inventory. He clearly doesn't need all those stimpacks
  Texan_Reverend: @Lord_Hosk You beat me to it.
 malsareus: talks back?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: A washing machine that judges your wardrobe?
 ThorSokar: "Does it work w/o an internet connection?"
 adept_nekomancer: "Doesn't connect to the internet" is a high priority for me in an appliance.
 melegaunt_: But what about a washing machine that *loves*?
  Texan_Reverend: @adept_nekomancer Big same.
 DigitalSeahorse: OOC gif of Wheeler for those that missed cooking earlier https://imgur.com/drVbLQw
 Lord_Hosk: Washer that doesn't play doom?  Heather has objectively wrong opinions
 ThorSokar: I'm never getting rid of my Samsung tv until it implodes, last one they made with s-video and no internet required
aceviru: Killers from Space!
aceviru: haha, found the cover of that movie
OVERKiLL!: 👁👁
aceviru: 1954, 2/5 stars. banger
aceviru: Also, the movie caused YT to go down.
OVERKiLL!: great choice , would've loved to been here for that
aceviru: Twitch was having a great time. So I'd recommend watching their vod
OVERKiLL!: dah well, gotta rewatch that one
OVERKiLL!: MTG all day tomorrow tho
aceviru: I wasn't around for the second one
aceviru: Yes!¡!
OVERKiLL!: i got a dentist appointment, but thankfully done with work for the week
aceviru: OMG WiFi enabled machine sounds like a nightmare
 Traion: Heather: "We need a new washing machine" Beej:"I'll start the research process. We will be able to pick one in 2-3 years." Heather: "But my clothes are dirty now....."
 DarkAbyssKeeper: To run the maintenance cycle, please connect to the internet and download the current firmware.
 AdamYMHMI: You have to connect it to the internet so it can find other washing machines in its area
 DarkAbyssKeeper: 545TB
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Your washing machine is happy to activate at 3am to recommend new clothes to you.
  Texan_Reverend: Just wait til washing machines have verified detergent pods like printer ink cartridges. (Sorry to even mention that evil idea.)
 DigitalSeahorse: there's also laundromats
 malsareus: Texan why?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Texan_Reverend *vomits, briefly*
 DigitalSeahorse:     laundromats
 Makoforte: @Texan_Reverend ha ha ha haaaaaaa....
 Makoforte: ha ha ha haaaaaaaa........
 Makoforte: whoops
 DigitalSeahorse: oh that's how you do it?  I was scraping the powder to go down cause I didn't know that
 ThorSokar: oh noooooo
 Makoforte: anyway that feels inevitable so I am going to stare into the middle distance for a bit
 DarkAbyssKeeper: @Texan_Reverend Your Whirlpool Instant Detergent has detected you are a filthy filthy person, and ordered you the deluxe pack for your next shipment.
  Texan_Reverend: I just...sprinkle detergent into the basket with the clothes. The end. I dislike the pods and such.
 adept_nekomancer: The forbidden gushers
 malsareus: I require in home laundry options
 DigitalSeahorse: that tech guy on youtube explains why to not use pods unless you prefer not using powder for convenience over efficiency
 Lord_Hosk: They area also objectively bad. they don't let you customize how much detergent you use for each load, and they throw plastic(water soluable film) into every load you wash and it doesn't always break down so you get goo on your cloths.
 DigitalSeahorse: pods don't do prewash well
  Texan_Reverend: For all the jokes, I'm perfectly confident that Beej can actually have this sorted - purchased and delivered - within a couple weeks like they need.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Like a functional adult who regularly does things?
  Texan_Reverend: Kinda like that, yes.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Better him than me. 
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OVERKiLL!: lol Beej was grinding during movie night 🤣
aceviru: This reminds me of the skit they did with the doors. Everyone getting a fob key and Graham using an app
aceviru: Mmm tide pod gushers
  Texan_Reverend: I get that, Beej.
  Texan_Reverend: We have specific detergent requirements in our home, too.
 Izandai: You don't just throw the cup in the washer?
 MacbethSeemsSus: You don't sacrifice a glass flask every wash cycle?
 vinewood_og: Macroplastics
  Texan_Reverend: The detergent reservoirs are unfortunately prone to some failures and gunking up.
 Izandai: Yeah you pour it in but then you also just drop it in.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: @vinewood_og The old fashioned scare tactic.
 DigitalSeahorse: un, no you don't want your cup to melt if it's on hot water
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  Texan_Reverend: 100% that Beej.
 AdamYMHMI: Laundry Pod-cast
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Water should come out of the pipes, go through the clothes, and leave. No detours, please and thank you.
 Ned_Flandalorian: ever seen how much gunk collect on the outside of the drum?
 DigitalSeahorse: it does with stuff you've tie died
  TXC2: Hello everybody
 DigitalSeahorse: unless you also use colourfastness to do it
  Texan_Reverend: My middle school gym purposely dyed the spare gym uniforms pink to publicly shame the kids who forgot theirs at home. It was...not a great atmosphere on a lot of fronts.
 CAKHost: Hello! o/
 vinewood_og: @DarkAbyssKeeper that'll show the other plastics we're not going to take any more of their guff!?
  TXC2: hello CAKHost
 DigitalSeahorse: don't wash Bart's ball cap with the whites
  Texan_Reverend: That's the last time I encountered the clothes all going pink.
 Ned_Flandalorian: work the groin!
 AdamYMHMI: Go for the eys, boo!
 Shadwhawk: And had half his chest blown away
 Izandai: booooooooooo
 Zanzabar_: Ahaha
  TXC2: good old that gun
 MacbethSeemsSus: Reminder, batman doesn't kill. But you can survive a LOT of damage......
 Lord_Hosk: You could also... murderate the peasants and no one would know
aceviru: Yup
aceviru: certain brands irritate our skin
OVERKiLL!: sensitive skin 💯
aceviru: Hot water cleaning is pretty good. Also, diluting first and dumping before each load is another life hack.
aceviru: Machines are just not built like they used to
Seru: woo
Seru: the preview image got fixed :D
Seru: very nice
OVERKiLL!: crit the eyes 👁
 AdamYMHMI: Should grab a car door to take with you so you can roll down the window in case you get hot
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Batman doesn't kill. But he recklessly manslaughters more often than he realises.
 Mathwyn: the bag is full of bag
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Self reflection doesn't make you dress as a bat and fight crime, after all.
 Lord_Hosk: The bag has spirit
 Izandai: Not untrue.
  TXC2: Batman doesn't kill, but he does cause life changing injuries to henchmen
 DarkAbyssKeeper: What about the other one?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Perfect alignment?
8 raiders from NightValien28 have joined!
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 NightValien28: what up
 Zanzabar_: Someone should have told him this wasnt pokemon and to not to bring a spear row to a gun fight.
 CAKHost: Pretty sure Fallout 1 has this: Has Beej found the big blue box yet, chat?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @TXC2 There's an entire insurance fraud industry in Gotham around Batman crippling you, isn't there.
  TXC2: MacbethSeemsSus  almost certainly
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  TXC2: CAKHost  yes
 DarkAbyssKeeper: "Enjoy the last few seconds of your life!"  "I will, several decades from now."
 CAKHost: Has he had to cross a bridge?
  TXC2: it's in Fallout NV
 melegaunt_: fruit on a stick is lost tech
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's in later games
 Mathwyn: There is iguana on a stick and "iguana" on a stick
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  TXC2: !heychat
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 Shadwhawk: It's at the Bob's Pre-Owned Car Mart special encounter
 VinylMinty: We're in the glowing sea?
 AdamYMHMI: Iguana are rather large in the wasteland though.
 ThorSokar: There is one in a specific place, and a 2nd one in a special encounter
  TXC2: take two RAD-X and you are immune for a while
 varmintx0: you don't get super powers?
 Izandai: The encounter with the limited edition BB gun is a "special encounter"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Makoforte: you have a rad resistance %
 VinylMinty: You can check your rad counts i think with a geiger counter?
 Makoforte: that's how much it reduces rad damage by
 adamsteelproducer: hey beej and heather! I’m so glad you’re carrying this on 
aceviru: oooh iguana
 Izandai: They only occur on desert tiles and depend on your Luck stat.
 Mathwyn: Higher outdoorsman skill makes getting the rare random encounters easier
 CAKHost: Yeah I don't think the power armor protects you from radiation. Still need DRUGs
 Makoforte: so 2 rad-x's push you to 100% guaranteed
 Makoforte: I think NPCs are immune
 Makoforte: and a rad away probably
 ThorSokar: There's 2 LE BB guns, one in a specific place, and a second in a special encounter, so you can have 1 to use and 1 to keep
 CAKHost: Also Radx will wear off. The game should give you a message if that happens or just check your percentage of rad resist
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Little known fact that the more knots you know, the harder it is for radiation to spoil your meats.
 Shadwhawk: There's only one LE BB Gun in the game, though
 Makoforte: the radiation in the glow is *lots*
 Makoforte: i would recommend pushing yourself to 100%
 Mathwyn: I'd take another still
  TXC2: if you've got the red-x, take it, best to be safe
 LesBeauxPlastiques: 'sup
 CAKHost: Beej, you have walked around the wasteland. You KNOW radiation is bad. 
 adamsteelproducer: The glow is named such for a reason, the rad-x is like taking antihistamines in a cattery
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Are you saving the extra rad x for another unfathomably radioactive area?
 Mathwyn: It may have fused together from the nuclear blast
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Get Ye Power Armor. You can not get ye power armor"
  TXC2: ironically, after 100 years, the glow would not still be this radioactive 
 Mathwyn: @TXC2 You keep your realism away from my fallout 
  TXC2: Mathwyn  fair
 Shadwhawk: 100 years is well within the timespan for some really nasty radionuclides.
 Izandai: But it's also many half-lives for some others.
  TXC2: Shadwhawk  but does one (1) nuke make those in enough quantity to matter ?
aceviru: Dr Chat is in for the night
OVERKiLL!: ☢️War Never Changes
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Have you considered Super Radiation?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man the "outside map texture filler" is bring me back.
 Shadwhawk: My understanding is that The Glow was *glassed* with multiple warheads
  TXC2: Shadwhawk  ah, that's different then
 MacbethSeemsSus: Roombas, quietly purring in a corner.
 Shadwhawk: "The West Tek research facility was destroyed in the nuclear holocaust of 2077, the Great War. Targeted by multiple warheads, the underground installation received a direct hit from a groundburst warhead which left a gaping hole exposing the subterranean installation, and shattering the FEV containment tanks and releasing the irradiated virus into the atmosphere."
  TXC2: Shadwhawk  ah, neat
 Shadwhawk: And these are *Fallout* nukes, so we're probably talking deliberately designed to leave as much fallout behind as possible
  TXC2: Shadwhawk  right, good point
 Shadwhawk: These nutjobs put radioactives in soda!
 AdamYMHMI: @Shadwhawk At least 4 fallouts, all the way up to 76
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Nukes designed not for sensible warfare, but to create a specific post apocalypse. 
  TXC2: but it tastes so good!
 vinewood_og: But Nuka Cola has what plants crave!
 DarkAbyssKeeper: The modern convenience of key chain mechanics.
 adamsteelproducer: one theory is that in this world they never made the h-bomb, so it took several more primitive designs to do more targeted damage, hence parts of the world surviving
 MacbethSeemsSus: Squire, bring my junk bag
 Shadwhawk: They could make compact fusion reactors inside something smaller than a car battery, but they couldn't manage a fusion-boosted atom bomb?
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 TheMerricat: Here you two are the expecting modern usability conventions from a game released in 1997 
aceviru: Unless you're playing commander. Then it becomes a 3v1
aceviru: mothman was juicing
aceviru: I know they won't but I wish they would revisit fallout and make a set
OVERKiLL!: i was thinking aliens vs predator for a U.B. set would be pretty sick
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 adept_nekomancer: Wall lockers, for storing wall chicken
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 MacbethSeemsSus: I honestly love these "before widespread internet adoption" fantasies because you can see the convenience of digital technology, without how it would be actually implemented.
  TXC2: I miss manuals
 Summerlithi: Early Star Trek for this, like we've got teleporters but still have tiny screens on everything
  TXC2: it's called Zeerust, when the future looks dated
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 is it single?
 Thagnok: Morning Zeta
 Mathwyn: "You see: Beej." Yes, yes I do
  TXC2: hello Thagnok  welcome
 Serpens77: @TXC2 deliberately invoked zeerust can be so cool though
  TXC2: A_Dub888  no, they're married to the space
  TXC2: Serpens77  oh indeed, tropes are tools after all
 Summerlithi: As much as I love the aethetic of these games, the UIs weren't exactly the friendliest
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Nor the fauna.
 adept_nekomancer: A shared inventory would have gone a long way to smoothing out the experience
  TXC2: given I had to google how to sleep in this game, yeah the UI was not good 
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Ye cannot get ye flask.
aceviru: Hey, we have Edge of Eternities. Magic definitely has the room for it
OVERKiLL!: im starting to get very curious how they gonna re-skin the spiderman set for arena 🤔
aceviru: Different art and name. Nothing fancy
aceviru: Also, there has to be a red sorcery for the epic handshake in predator. "choose two creatures controlled by different players. They deal damage equal to their power to each other creature"
 Summerlithi: Pretty sure they've died by this point with all your faffinga round
  TXC2: literal ticking clock, still does side quests
 TehAmelie: the inventory may actually be the worst ever made. with the displaying six items in a single row that can easily reach hundreds of all your items sorted arbitrarily
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Summerlithi They still have access to water, it's just not the best water
 Summerlithi: I hear the inventory managment in the old Ultima games was pretty butts too
 thimbles_edge: gmorn
 TehAmelie: and yet, so much good game
 Summerlithi: Oh no, is their hottub going to go green too?
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  TXC2: hello thimbles_edge  welcome
 adamsteelproducer: that's something I loved about fallout 1, the world doesn't really care about you and moves on its own
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 I wouldn't worry about that, what has water done for us? (oh right, I should probably hydrate)
  TXC2: hydrate or die irate
 Summerlithi: *reaches for waterbottle*
 Mathwyn: There was an overall game over countdown in the game initially, but it got patched out iirc. They planned to support it with more content but ran out of time/money
 DarkAbyssKeeper: I am the only one with the power to affect change in the world.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: What's narcissism?
  TXC2: if the world moves because you do, does that not make you god? 
 Mathwyn: Basically the super mutants would find the vault, and they planned to have them destroy more towns over time
 Mystaira: Must... do... all... sidequests...
 Mazrae: I hate those because sometimes I will start a new game to blitz through stuff to make sure I can beat those clocks
 frnknstn: Sometimes the game needs to remember it's a game and make concessions to the player
 Summerlithi: I play videogames for fun, I don't want it nagging and rushing me
 TehAmelie: i like to think Commander Shepard becomes the savior of the galaxy mainly because of their ability to go everywhere and do everything without time passing
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're all aware of the stakes. But you don't want to look over and see a NPC tapping their wrist giving you the "hurry up" gesture.
 Summerlithi: There should be a game where the MC is like stuck outside time and that's how they have time for all the sidequests
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OVERKiLL!: "What da hell ahre you"
OVERKiLL!: "Anytime"🔪🦂
aceviru: "kill me now"
aceviru: but snakeskin veil
OVERKiLL!: fucking gary busey in the sequel was an odd bonus lol
OVERKiLL!: "do it! C'mon!"
OVERKiLL!: "im gonna have me some fun"
aceviru: 😄
aceviru: video gaming
OVERKiLL!: but what with the comics and the crossovers an shit there is a pretty lage well of lore for that universe now
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Things costing in-game time to achieve is a choice that can be made. Can be interesting to force the side-quest-addicts to pick their distractions.
 adamsteelproducer: it's a clever yet terrifying level design where you can see the layers of these bunker-buster nukes doing damage
 TehAmelie: so undignified
yawgmothsbarginbin: I love the look and feel of this fallout. I came into this franchise with Fallout 3.
 Mazrae: Stupid gecko you made me look bad
 Krektogar: @mrpibb thanks for the sub! appreciate it 
 DarkAbyssKeeper: 0 damage bypassed your armour?
 GrassVortex: I always get annoyed when a quest giver says something like "hurry, we don't have much time" but he next quest step never happen until you go to the location and talk to them. so time just pause until you act
 DarkAbyssKeeper: You should get that looked at.
 RebekahWSD: Fallout Shelter was nice. Runs horribly at bigger vaults on my phone, so I eventually had to stop
 yonder_peasant: i always liked the geckos
 Mathwyn: geckos, radiation and not much else sadly
 vinewood_og: If Fallout 5 had the gas, they'd add an isometric view... but I'm dreaming.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: @GrassVortex More or less annoyed than if you stopped to save an orphan on the road and when you got to the next step, the person was angry because time ran out?
 yonder_peasant: in fallout 2 you can learn to skin them and that's a good source of money early on
yawgmothsbarginbin: They are also in Fallout New Vegas
 vinewood_og: Spite
 adamsteelproducer: geckos are truly nasty, this is a random spawn XP farm by the looks of it
 Mathwyn: These random caves have basically no loot iirc
yawgmothsbarginbin: Super annoying in NV
 Mathwyn: Nope, this is a floater!
 GrassVortex: @DarkAbyssKeeper mainly annoyed at the inconsistency. If time only move when the player do stuff, I prefer that things are not "pretend time sensitive". I could mostly be fixed by a slight difference in writing, in most cases at least
 Mazrae: If it wasn't for G's Agatha Fisty play through Fallout 4 I probably wouldn't of tried much of fallout, I had started with NV and kind of bounced off it, last year or 2 I got pretty into Fallout 4 because of G
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grogu2228: for those that just joined what is happening
  TXC2: Mazrae  the system works 
 adamsteelproducer: I think the further into game time (and levels) you go, the more the unusual stuff starts to show up
  TXC2: grogu2228  we're travelling from the glow to the nearest town, random encounters happen in the mean time
 TehAmelie: i really wanted to get into Fallout 2 but the FPS mode doesn't work for me at all. maybe somone will remake it in Fallout 2. . .
 DarkAbyssKeeper: @GrassVortex Fair.
 yonder_peasant: hahaha shoots his friend right away
aceviru: Hitting those parts where it asks you to hurry to the next part. But then you game out of your mind and start rubbing your face everywhere
aceviru: MTG crossovers just have to have banger art
aceviru: The spider -man set being based on comics was the correct choice
OVERKiLL!: i am trying to think what else they could actually do for a U.B.
aceviru: Implementing a UW is where they need to find a good plane to develop
OVERKiLL!: i dont think they have as many I.P.s as they think, to pull off the frequency that they are planning for..
aceviru: a UW of that UB
aceviru: 3 a year?
OVERKiLL!: insane.. for how many years LOL
aceviru: marvel is already lined up for milking
aceviru: They got Avatar. So anything else owned by that parent company is probably game
OVERKiLL!: i guess thats why they limited it with spiderman, and not marvel as a whole.. so they can do a bunch of marvel stuffs...
$5.00 from Kon Radical
aceviru: Square Enix has other stuff
OVERKiLL!: i am a big comic book nerd.. but, like what else they got...
OVERKiLL!: i guess GOT or something..
 A_Dub888: Welcome raiders! *Opens fire*
 TehAmelie: i mean Fallout 4
 I_Am_Clockwork: alright gang, I gotta hit the hay. Catch you all tomorrow *waves*
  TXC2: so long I_Am_Clockwork  sleep well
 RockPusher: 'night I_Am_Clockwork
  TXC2: and you can't fast travel when over emcumbered
 adamsteelproducer: makes sense - if I picked up twice my body weight i'd probably just crumble, not walk at half speed!
 malsareus: @TehAmelie you could look at Wasteland 3, it's like this but more recent and with QoL
 DarkAbyssKeeper: I kind of like the idea that you can't choose to pick up something that's too much, but you can be weakened and end up that way.
 TehAmelie: an easy way is if you max out strength with drugs and they wear off.
 thimbles_edge: idols amirite
 bo_brinkman: Ooh, more hours now than when I checked in the morning. Nice job, chat
  TXC2: BATMAN IS DEAD!
 Kaaosa: have you tried causing some unserious pain?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: I don't imagine it hurts for long. Vaporisation of the grey matter n all.
 Thagnok: It is a good song though
 TehAmelie: being way overleveled for a random encounter is fun huh. like "you picked on the wrong guy"
 Mathwyn: You are probably reaching the point that aside from ammo for main gun you don't get much from looting
 adamsteelproducer: if you think about it, a sledge is just a lump on a stick. Ideal post-apocalyptic weapon as they don't run out of ammo, or really do anything
 thimbles_edge: there are so many mods that do that
 Kaaosa: dogmeat, hold my gun
  TXC2: I think dogmeat does it in later games
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Dogmeat, carry my nukes.
 TehAmelie: this one time, let's not give an animal an arbitrary inventory space
 TehAmelie: yeah Dogmeat's dog-goggles in Fallout 4 is the stuff of legend
  TXC2: Dogifers, fetch me my plasma rifle
 thimbles_edge: dogmeat, hold my beer
 thmanwithnoname: @TehAmelie Doggles, surely.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Time to do your inventory taxes.
 TehAmelie: "pickpocket beer onto Dogmeat" would be a quest that turns you evil, cause dogs shouldn't drink
aceviru: yo Kon, thanks for the generosity! Your donation will be read at the tail end of the sub a thon
aceviru: See, they don't have to have a lot
aceviru: they can have 2 years out worth of sets
aceviru: what matters is how big their presence is and how lucrative they are for both parties
OVERKiLL!: maybe duskmorn was a primer for some upcomming horror shit
aceviru: at that point they don't need to go out to find. ips will likely come to them
aceviru: oh most definitely. the hats sets were proof of concept
aceviru: They can do everything in between
aceviru: DC is a good one to get in the future with the direction they are taking now
OVERKiLL!: i just think their options will become more niche than they want to let on
aceviru: Anime has a loooot to mine out of
OVERKiLL!: like , i like martial arts, fantasy, cartoons, anime... i have never seen a single episode or movie from avatar...
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 No Dogifers not to play fetch with it
 Kaaosa: father
 Mathwyn: I can't think of much to buy aside from MFC at this point
 A_Dub888: papa
 Mathwyn: I bet one is the Fallout 1 version and the others are Fallout 2 or something
 thimbles_edge: they need to sit 6 feet apart
 adamsteelproducer: if you use an item, it gets flagged as "partly used up" so it won't stack with a fresk one
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Don't have a Shovel? Use a Shotgun.
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 DarkAbyssKeeper: Don't have a Torch? Launch Nuka Cola everywhere.
 TehAmelie: marketer voice: would you like a multitool that can fill the functions of weapon, crowbar, lockpick and shovel all at once? try dynamite
aceviru: Naruto is one of those that will explode if they get it
OVERKiLL!: anime is a pretty big mine you right.. i could see that being their saving grace just for like you said, artwork alone...
OVERKiLL!: shippudies would be dope
aceviru: Avatar only has the show
OVERKiLL!: dbz would crush
aceviru: and see how big it got that it has its own set
aceviru: see?
OVERKiLL!: they gonna be stretching
aceviru: Capcom has ips they can milk
aceviru: Mega Man alone can do a lot
aceviru: Resident Evil
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OVERKiLL!: those a couple good call outs
OVERKiLL!: they prolly want souls and the like
 Austere_Squire: Morning, all; I hope everyone is doing well
  TXC2: whose else now has the eruobeat version of that song playing in their head now? 
  TXC2: hello Austere_Squire  welcome
 adamsteelproducer: I don't think I ever used a crowbar, because dynamite is a very sure solution!
NathanLonghair: Beej: You can’t necessarily see what the alternate use of an item is. You click on a thing in the world and select the inventory button, and then you can try if different things in your bag work for what you want to do
NathanLonghair: IIRC
 adamsteelproducer: Same frustration of point and click adventure games of this era, less moon logic but more obscurity
 TehAmelie: pretty tricky when you have your party carry a bunch of stuff though
  TXC2: inventory manager 1997
 adamsteelproducer: consider that NPC companions weren't even in this game until the very last minute! it's amazing it works at all
 HarmonisedMelody: Yup, games are terrible these days! 
 HarmonisedMelody: Wow Adam, wild 
 adept_nekomancer: Yeah, but that one has inventory tetris.
 TehAmelie: and then the game crashes without saving the last 40 minutes. . .
NathanLonghair: Fun fact: This game wasn’t supposed to have companions. It was implemented last minute with scripts rather than code, so everything about companions is EXTRA clunky. The game wasn’t made for it.
 adamsteelproducer: ^^ what Nathan said! This game was largely made in the devs spare time as a passion project, it was only near the end they got a team to get it over the line AT ALL, truly amazing how good it is when you know that
 TehAmelie: i don't suppose you get the car from FO2 with the mod. that's also pretty clunky but at least it's a movable unlimited inventory
aceviru: Yeah. And they learned that making smaller sets like assassin's Creed isn't the strategy
OVERKiLL!: there were SO MANY individual cards in FF damn
aceviru: you gotta go big with the set or stick to edh
aceviru: Multiple rarity for the same character
aceviru: Power Rangers
aceviru: lol
aceviru: There's plenty of nostalgia to farm
OVERKiLL!: the godzilla cards from ikoria got me pretty hyped when that happened
aceviru: yeah!
aceviru: and it was just a sprinkling
OVERKiLL!: i was hella sad when they couldnt do a full on king kong but they had kogla in there, he just didnt get The Treatment
aceviru: but yeah, they have material. It's all about numbers now. and with FF, they made a huge leap in the right direction
 adamsteelproducer: Also, you see how the trade window is a little square? That's supposed to be full screen, to give you an idea of how zoomed out we are from normal
 CAKHost: That would be a nice feature. Though in FO2 you had to complete a quest to get it
NathanLonghair: Yeah it’s hilarious to see with modern resolution @adamsteelproducer 😄
 CAKHost: Not that I guess you need a quest to get it. It could just be sitting in the butt crack of nowhere
  TXC2: this implies that the rest of the world is always being rendered when in the this screen, we just couldn't see it before
 adamsteelproducer: @TXC2 yeah, that comes back to what we were saying earlier about the world not stopping for you 
  TXC2: adamsteelproducer  indeed
 CAKHost: (Don't remember fully how the car (you know what I'm going to call it a horse) like it will always teleport with you if you go someplace without it so the quest is needed to turn that on)
 CAKHost: Alternatively, gasoline. I don't think that was a thing in FO1 and while you could get 2 items with the mod, they might be a limited resource.
OVERKiLL!: return to lorwyn, and another strixhaven set comming up
Fucko Robinson: fallout
aceviru: I'm so ready for lorwtn
aceviru: I'm going to be so disappointed in that set
aceviru: Merfolk need good cards that can compete in modern and that set will not deliver
Fucko Robinson: bullets
OVERKiLL!: they got a good handle on return sets now, even with the hat set nonsense, they have found ways to show other sides of planes and not be constrained like they used to..
aceviru: Yes, but!
 Onionish: And then get poisoned when farming rad scorpions
 TehAmelie: i think it runs on fusion cells
 adamsteelproducer: the whole rad tail thing depends on whether you want to be a completionist, and how much that small amount of caps is worth to you
 CAKHost: Oh did it? I haven't played 2 in a long time. So I guess it could work!
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Post GLOW Up
NathanLonghair: I just tank poison until I can kill them at a distance- at which point it doesn’t matter 😄
  TXC2: a small army....like the NCR.....
 CAKHost: Though counter point, FO1 might not be balance to allow you to have enough fusion cells for combat and the horse
 Didero: That's a lot of blood
 Didero: Good morning
 CAKHost: It's fiine. It isn't even Beej's
  TXC2: hello Didero  welcome
 adamsteelproducer: Q for beej - are you just farming the deathclaws for xp?
 TehAmelie: it never rains either
  TXC2: adamsteelproducer  he is
 adamsteelproducer: gotcha
  TXC2: TehAmelie  that's California for you 
 CAKHost: Deathclaws are just bags of blood (and claws)
  TXC2: Beej still not spending skill points 
 CAKHost: Has Been been to the far upper left of the map yet?
 CAKHost: XD
 TehAmelie: guess they ran out of aggro range and then combat ended
 CAKHost: *Has Beej
 adamsteelproducer: I don't think he has lol
 CAKHost: Cool!
Jaqinta: my all time dream playing with my wife to kill some deathclaws 
  TXC2: which is a bit odd given we must have gone to the BoS given we have power armour
 adamsteelproducer: can someone remind me if beej has done the water thing yet?
 CAKHost: And by map I meant the overworld map. Not this small area. I'm pretty sure Beej has been everywhere
 Onionish: brave, stupid. They're often confused.
aceviru: You recall the recent ban?
Fucko Robinson: resource menu minigaming
OVERKiLL!: like if they wanted to turn a whole plane to zombies, even if that plane wasnt supossed to touch zombies, they can do whatever they want now creatively
Electronicwaffle: You were only able to carry 100 pounds of tails back to the wagon.
aceviru: Really cheap stuff got hit for being too good. That will likely mean that the upcoming sets are now weaker
Fucko Robinson: more butt for beej to kick
Fucko Robinson: theyre protecting that green jello river
OVERKiLL!: god there are already so many 3 drops LOL
OVERKiLL!: 2 is the new 1. if you can find good value out of a 2 i am stoked
aceviru: (hey chat, if you want them to read your messages, head over to twitch. just keep in mind that unless beej asks for help, chat should hold back a bit)
aceviru: 6 drops are the new 2 drops
OVERKiLL!: LOL
aceviru: nothing costs the retail value
aceviru: warp with beans?
aceviru: like c'mon
OVERKiLL!: lots of alternate costs
aceviru: 2 for 1s are out
aceviru: 3 for 1s are the meta now
  TXC2: adamsteelproducer  he has
Jaqinta: Mama Deathclaw 
 adamsteelproducer: cool. keeping it vague. More fun in store then!
 TehAmelie: there's two kinds of people in the wasteland: those who constantly use "rad" as a superlative and those who never do
 CAKHost: Huh had no idea that the textures for the metal bars went that far. Is that part of the mod or did the game account for that?
 RubyRiches: I really must pay fallout 1 & 2 again. A decade too lonh
 RubyRiches: *play
 CAKHost: Metal bars next to the message box and combat commands.
 CAKHost: Speak good throwingly face
Jaqinta: you may consider to increase your science skills as well  in case you would like to do some cheeky stuff on ending stage 
  TXC2: CAKHost  I think it's cause we're in a modern resolution
 CAKHost: @TXC2 Fair
 adamsteelproducer: I learned that skills over 100 percent can still give you more benefit, although seemingly less as you go
Jaqinta: did you do your special increase on brotherhood doctor ? i don't know how much caps you have
 CAKHost: Am I the only one who spammed first aid on myself if I ever got hurt? I did that a lot before getting a supply of stimpacks
Genie_M: very rarely
 TehAmelie: i do it for the XP. Doctor first cause it pays more, first aid only if i exhaust it
Jaqinta: Science for initialize bomb on catedral if you want i mean
aceviru: kcommand is unplayable
OVERKiLL!: 2 for 1s dont do anything when they draw a card everytime a spell is cast and whenever a creature enters lol
aceviru: bob is shrug emoji
OVERKiLL!: mono white card draw is out of control
aceviru: 2 cards can now net you like 5 pieces of value
OVERKiLL!: i like a good board whipe
aceviru: pick a flavor lol
aceviru: 5, 4, 3 mana
aceviru: and if you're lucky
aceviru: Fire magic can clean up for 1 mana
aceviru: at instant speed
OVERKiLL!: the sound effects on the ff spells are pretty dope
aceviru: yeah. chocobos were done right
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Genie_M: in the next few years 
 adamsteelproducer: I used to spam first aid early on, then realised it wasn't worth the time compared to just resting
Jaqinta: Have you also seen Fallout : Bakersfield  Doom mod with Fallout 1 sprites  and it's story location is necropolis 
 TehAmelie: they're about to be even less mole rats
NathanLonghair: @adamsteelproducer I still do it for do
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NathanLonghair: @adamsteelproducer I still do it FOR XP
NathanLonghair: Damn spellchecker
 adamsteelproducer: hahaha fair, all the xp
NathanLonghair: I will do ANYTHING for 25xp 😆
Genie_M: I was usually more afraid from radscorpions than deathclaws
 TehAmelie: ever spend an hour stealing and replacing 1 bottle cap from someone for the XP?
 adamsteelproducer: @TehAmelie that's pretty hardcore
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NathanLonghair: @tehamelie I plead the fifth
aceviru: Leonins? give them a cat noise
OVERKiLL!: how where they not mounts tho
aceviru: chocobos that don't exist in magic universe? get the clips
aceviru: the set is already completed as is
aceviru: station is a mechanic in the following set
Seru: chill night stream~
aceviru: and that mounting ability would need to push them to absurdity or nerf their design
aceviru: see ya seru
OVERKiLL!: man, i played midweek earlier, jumpstart, had a planet fully stationed... did not think that was gonna be as easy as all that ... pretty strong
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OVERKiLL!: those planets are dope, of course red has the weakest one in the cycle ... sheesh
aceviru: Yeah. They facilitated getting there. It wouldn't surprise me if one of them ended making a list in the next year
OVERKiLL!: red does not just have to be burn and aggro for god sake
aceviru: red is weaker, but has an interesting pattern
aceviru: convoke is what it reads to me
OVERKiLL!: i am a lifelong unorthadox red mage.. i am always on the lookout for fresh design space when we get it
 RubyRiches: I blame any interesting music on later games' Eldritch horror lore 
 CAKHost: Oh boy. I'm thinking of one part in the 2 game. c:
 TehAmelie: it's the Max Max cosplay convention, but oops, everyone went as Max
 RubyRiches: When raiding a twitch chat, never shoot their puppers
 RoeDent89: Overtime
 TehAmelie: he must have been the boss
 Bassios: I just watched the Fallout: Bakersfield trailer and holy hell they've put some work in on that. It's barely recognisable as a GZDoom project
  TXC2: Annabell Gunn
 yonder_peasant: yaaay
NathanLonghair: I am extremely impressed with Bakersfield - it’s a shame I don’t really like FPS. I’d rather see someone mod the newer fallouts into true (good) turn based 😅
 TehAmelie: that's my wish as well!
 RubyRiches: As fun as modern fallout is, I miss good ol' turn based combat
aceviru: Red control can become a thing. They just need a couple of cards and they can probably develop
aceviru: their exile effects are strong
aceviru: just solid card advantage
aceviru: didn't they get a lander card?
aceviru: big red is a possibility
OVERKiLL!: after playing wrens resolve / reckless impulse effects for some years now, i am into it. they play around with the cost and timing alot. we get strong ones every now and again
aceviru: strix can possibly bring a good pay off
  r10pez10: oh hey beej
  TXC2: no cactus fighting, this isn't Final Fantasy
NathanLonghair: yeah don’t get me wrong I actually like the new fallouts just fine - I would just prefer TBS
  TXC2: hello r10pez10
  r10pez10: hi txc2
 RubyRiches: @txc2  10,000needles ha very different effect in grounded fallout
  TXC2: RubyRiches  indeed, about the number of stimpacks I use 
 CAKHost: Heather, how does poison rank against fire for you? /jk (but you can answer if you wanna!)
 yonder_peasant: oh that reminds me of one of my favourite things in fallout 2 (not sure if it's also in 1), you can kill someone by using loads of stimpaks on them, it basically gives them a heart attack
 RubyRiches: @txc2 modders add "desert tweezers"=low on stimpascks? Recover your health slowly & meticulously by plucking..
 yonder_peasant: and it doesn't cause other people to attack you, because stimpaks are a good thing
  TXC2: RubyRiches  self care is best care I guess 
 RubyRiches: @txc2 precisely!
  TXC2: Science with Heather
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 adept_nekomancer: Instructions unclear; fire is now drunk
 Thagnok: Fire defeats poison.
 CAKHost: Nice XD
 RockPusher: Fire > Poison
 Bassios: Instructions unclear: drunk fire and now my insides are on fire
 RockPusher: Water > Fire
 CAKHost: Also "wet poison" is like... yes? But I also feel you don't need to just say it. XD
 RockPusher: therefore Poison > Water
 flatluigi: morning/evening all. i see we're in fallout overtime, is there a stated time for when the sims fishbowl is starting or is it whenever beej and heather want to go sleep
 WriterRaven: Powdered Poison is the name of my new pop-punk cover band.
 RubyRiches: @adept_nekomancer is drink fire more dangerous by drinker chaos, or at its least harmful by constantly picking fight with fireproof things & never growing?
 PsychoI3oy: plenty of gaseous poisons
 CAKHost: Oh right.
 RubyRiches: *drunk fire
 Thagnok: You can get live jelly that is also poison.
 creasehearst: metallic in the form of lead poisoning too
OVERKiLL!: word, last strix gave me PLargg.. he is basically a planeswalker. he attack, he block, he rummage, he ultimate, he flip LoL!
aceviru: I wonder if they can get 3+ player interactions into arena in the next 5 years
OVERKiLL!: my brother wants to see multiplayer on arena for sure
aceviru: Once they do that, selling edh decks on arena will be their money maker
OVERKiLL!: the Kav were a pleasant surprise from EOE, flavor and mechanics tho
aceviru: Yeah. That and just whales in space
aceviru: just cuz
OVERKiLL!: i dont know if you could just join a random queue of edh tho.. people dropping and roaping and shit... gotta jam with people you have on your friend list LOL
 CAKHost: I actually watch a video often of people extracting reptile and snake venom and at the end of the process it's a powder
  TXC2: hello flatluigi  welcome
 adept_nekomancer: @RubyRiches I would imagine it's similar to regular fire, but a lot more unpredictable.
 Thagnok: Are you tired of you wet poison spilling everywhere? Try Acme's new Dry Poison.
 CAKHost: they were a facility that go the venom...
 CAKHost: poison is bad if you eat it
 RubyRiches: @adept_nekomancer hm..dangerous,yet now predictable in its unpredictability!
 CAKHost: venom is bad if it's injected
  TXC2: Dry poison, now available at Ball Hinkly's Raymond's talc barn!
 aitsu100: you also have proximity poison in the form of radiation
cormorants: @CAKHost venom is a subset of poison. some poison is bad if you merely touch it.
 adamsteelproducer: women in hollywood inject venom into their faces.... they seem surprised
 CAKHost: (that being said, if you drink venom and have a stomach ulcer, that won't be great for you)
  r10pez10: venom is a subset of spider guy
  TXC2: poison is ingested, doesn't matter how or through what
  TXC2: hey chat is active
 adamsteelproducer: not sure if interesting, but the green means "but wait, there's more"
 RubyRiches: @adamsteelproducer alas beauty standards demand "pain" for its exalters
  TXC2: It's either side of the Square on the map
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I think it's just another exit to the world map
  TXC2: I think
 Makoforte: I don't thiiink so? Was it a random encounter?
 adamsteelproducer: it's a random encounter so really can't tell
 ThorSokar: does it have a name?
 Makoforte: Usually random caves don't have much
 ThorSokar: If I remember right, all the "important" stuff has a name
 TheMerricat: If it's a random encounter map you can almost always assume that it's a single map and that any exits just go back to the world map.
 RubyRiches: I assume it's random encounter & just exp
  TXC2: ah Shady sands, nothing important gonna happen here, no sir 
 Summerlithi: Are we going over sims time?
  TXC2: we are
  TXC2: not 100% sure if Beej knows or cares though 
 adamsteelproducer: according to the tv series, nothing important happens here after a certain point!
 CAKHost: @TXC2 Wait I think that's actually true? God, I have games I need to replay...
 Makoforte: the dr, i think??
 yonder_peasant: ah it's weird to see children, I played fallout in German and they took out the children, I think otherwise they couldn't have published it in Germany
  Texan_Reverend: But there will still be plenty of hours of Sims to look forward to.
 CAKHost: Sims will continue until moral improves
 RockPusher: Free Samples 
  TXC2: yonder_peasant  it's because you could kill them, and that's a BIG no no in Germany
 TheMerricat: That map, according to reddit, was an XP farm. I have no idea if it would generate more XP than just farming deathclaws, but the 'point' was just to have a lot of enemies that you can kill for XP.
 yonder_peasant: you'd have thought that killing children was a big nono everywhere
  TXC2: yonder_peasant  indeed
aceviru: I wouldn't be surprised if they limited it to 60
OVERKiLL!: all the lands in the rare slot and special guest slot feels bad tho for limited in EOE
aceviru: Mtgo has had issues with 4 player 100
OVERKiLL!: when arena loads your opponents 236 card deck across the table 🤣
aceviru: unfortunately, that's what happens when you want to make sure boxes sell and color fixing in standard is good
aceviru: I still don't get why people do that
OVERKiLL!: LOL
OVERKiLL!: battle of wits aint on arena man lol
aceviru: I mean, new players hate getting milled
aceviru: But they don't learn the right lesson
OVERKiLL!: i have been having fun with Brawl tho.
OVERKiLL!: deck building, testing, tooling.
aceviru: actually that reminds me. Has FF given that format new decks
OVERKiLL!: they give us like 50 new legends per set to try out
aceviru: Tifa?
 RubyRiches: @txc2 hm..then was Bioshock 1 released in  Germany with heavily altered levels?
  TXC2: RubyRiches  I don't know, maybe morels changed in a decade? 
 RockPusher: Heather is smart 
 RubyRiches: @txc2 hopefully?
 TheMerricat: @rubyriches https://censorship.fandom.com/wiki/BioShock
 yonder_peasant: nah, I don't think so. They could probably get away with explaining that they're not actual children? I don't remember if they're meant to be real children
  TXC2: also I guess there's a difference between you can randomly massacre a town vs these are plot relevant "children"
 PsychoI3oy: 
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 jarnatan: Doing the Shady Sands quests power armor and with a full party feels a lot like one of those "I'm late for class despite graduating a decade ago"
 jarnatan: dreams
 RockPusher: Thank you Beej, thank you Heather  
 bondeulv: good time of day!
  Texan_Reverend: Being kidnapped and having all your possessions taken away is rarely the best way to end up in a given situation.
 RubyRiches: @yonder_peasant bioshock 1 is 100% children, they're just invunerabl to alot of harm
 vinewood_og: 
NathanLonghair: thanks beej and heather! This was fun
 Austere_Squire: the sims where nothing bad has ever happened
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 CAKHost: Thank you for the Fallout! 
 bondeulv: it sure is a magic day
 RockPusher: There can Beej only one!
 yonder_peasant: @RubyRiches ah right, fair enough!
 aitsu100: magic magic magic magic
  TXC2: it is Friday today
 Zandivya: "I remember being taken to another place" were you abducted by aliens?
  Texan_Reverend: I look forward to one day returning to Fallout with Beej.
 nyoomgoom: lordy it's already friday
 bondeulv: magic day on my birthday, woo!
 CAKHost: It's the most magical time of the year ~
  Texan_Reverend: Or to some other late night hangout with Beej streams.
 adamsteelproducer: I'd really love to see you wrap this game up this year 
 RubyRiches: Mtg you say?
 flatluigi: adom!
 CAKHost: Or does the line have day in it
 RubyRiches: BG draft!
  TXC2: he's WHAT?!
 Austere_Squire: i am looking forward to the Choose Your Own Adventure
 CAKHost: It's too early to think of that
 RockPusher:   
 CAKHost: Aww :c
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Beej and Heather
 aitsu100: nite Heather and Beej
  Texan_Reverend: Y'all have a pleasant evening.
 flatluigi: for the sims make sure you leave it at a good camera angle!
 yonder_peasant: thanks guys, this was fun
 TehAmelie: thanks for the show!
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Beej!
 jarnatan: Escape From TarkFrog
 adept_nekomancer: Thanks for the chill Fallout stream!
 WriterRaven: 
 RubyRiches: Have a good night Heather & beej
 Tunadyne: good night!
  TXC2: !break
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 Noy2222: Sims always come by very fast.
 CAKHost: Blarrphy fast!
 definenull: thank you Beej & Heather!
 CAKHost: A zoomie Ben, if you will!
  r10pez10: thank you heather
  TXC2: SIM noises
 flatluigi: well that's some interesting noises out of context
 Noy2222: Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet!
 definenull: more swimming
 Summerlithi: I hear them!
  TXC2: but no SIM pictures
 nyoomgoom: splish splash i was takin a bath
 RockPusher: Time to find out if our handysims can actually fix things
 malsareus: let's see how much plumbing breaks this time
  TXC2: there we go!
 RubyRiches: I hear simlish I see no aims!
 flatluigi: beej can you zoom us out a little
 Noy2222: Looks so clean!
 CAKHost: \o/
 Shadwhawk: That computer will never get fixed
 RubyRiches: *sims
 HarmonisedMelody: Siiiiims!
 azninsect: oh hey its the sims
 Thagnok: They look, less very very sick
 HarmonisedMelody: Look at how 'working' all the things are 
 TehAmelie: hey, showers have been fixed
 Trym___: Do we have a patch notes for tonight?
 CAKHost: By the way, do they leave the sims going during the day or is it just in stasis until the next night?
 RebekahWSD: For *now* XD
 definenull: oh right they also look healthier
 KitteyWolf: ben fixed everything in hopes that when things break they can fix stuff
 flatluigi: the latter, but there's some buffer for ben fixing things
 malsareus: oh no
 HarmonisedMelody: Stasis I think!
 Shadwhawk: They leave it in stasis
aceviru: Tidus
aceviru: Sephiroth
aceviru: Oh!
aceviru: Did you participate in the collector box event?
aceviru: If you didn't, get some practice in and maybe you can win a box of the next set
OVERKiLL!: birds, vivi
aceviru: Those are worth a good penny
OVERKiLL!: people jam tifa yeah
aceviru: someone I know won a collector box of ff
OVERKiLL!: alot of yshtola for some reason
OVERKiLL!: i did not enter the box event no
aceviru: pulled surge foil sephiroth and cloud
aceviru: 2k worth
OVERKiLL!: sick rips
OVERKiLL!: Way to WORK BEEJ
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
aceviru: I'm glad he's back
OVERKiLL!: i did build vaan and the 40 thieves tho
aceviru: LRR needs that...je ne sais quoi that he brings
 definenull: but the patio is still plate ridden
  TXC2: CAKHost  I think it gets paused
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh no!  Messy!  At least the hottub is cleaned!
 definenull: *roof
 GrassVortex: wow, tha patio is still a mess
 Trym___: The hot tub isn't green, so some progress
 HarmonisedMelody: That ain't nothing!
 flatluigi: @Trym___ we do, gimme a moment
 Shadwhawk: Wow, I thought Ben said he actually cleaned up the upstairs
  thingo314: omg this patio
 farley_f: Press F for Simic Slaw Tub
 WriterRaven: F
 Trym___: @flatluigi Thanks
 CAKHost: Nooo not the soup!
 adept_nekomancer: Soup is fixed!  But the trash pile remains
 ghyllnox: Well at least there's not a big pot of human soup on the patio anymore
 RebekahWSD: Oh hello broken toilet
 Thagnok: Everyone really quickly defaulted to no pants
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah Broken Toilet, brings back memories of 'the before times'
  TXC2: SIM LRR is a lot more topless then regular LRR 
kaziel0: Almost everyone is almost nude... except for the hot dog. XD
 flatluigi: patch notes for tonight's stream: https://i.imgur.com/TxcVyZK.png
 HarmonisedMelody: Creepy pants all the time get some!
 Noy2222: Lum-bek
 Shadwhawk: Do most Sims games just devolve to people walking around in their swim wear and underwear?
 malsareus: so is everyone still smelly?
 jarnatan: I'm a little sad the overnight isn't a curated LRR watchalong like previous years, I really enjoyed them, but I will grant that this SimuLRRtion is a much more unique and interesting way to fill the time
 ghyllnox: Is the Yoda Closet new?
  r10pez10: it's hot okay
 dead_delver: bigger  beds tonight.
 WriterRaven: @ghyllnox Nope, it's been there since Adam and Jordynne died.
 adept_nekomancer: @ghyllnox The Yoda Closet keeps people from getting lost in the backrooms
 flatluigi: @ghyllnox it's space filler!
 ghyllnox: @adept_nekomancer Lmao that's great
 malsareus: it's a safety feature
 Trym___: Thanks flatluigi.
 TehAmelie: what is it Salah ad-Din says in Kingdom of Heaven, wars are won by reliable supply lines, the availability of water and the absence of disease. just like The Sims.
 HarmonisedMelody: Garbage on the patio has been moved to a more open space 
 Shadwhawk: I see Ian would rather swim than fix stuff
 nyoomgoom: i love the pride door accenting the horror toilet
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 definenull: gasp! a green plumbob
 Laurence72: I see Ian is still intent on maxxing out his physical skill
 CAKHost: "If it doesn't work these mf can stay stinky" XD
 HarmonisedMelody: What do the coloured plumbobs mean?
 RubyRiches: @tehamelie & actually edible food imo
 RebekahWSD: Sad hot dog
  TXC2: right chat I'm off, see y'all at the dawn!
  r10pez10: bye txc2
 RockPusher: later TXC2
 WriterRaven: @HarmonisedMelody It's a Sim's overall state of wellbeing.
  r10pez10: plumbob is basically a mood indicator
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah neat!
 GrassVortex: 
 CAKHost: Good night TXC2!
 RebekahWSD: :<
 flatluigi: if a sim is supernatural they'll have a ring around the plumbob as well
 adept_nekomancer: Aww... sad hotdog 
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh fancy!
  r10pez10: chat what colour are your plumbobs
 thegreatwyrdling: Sadge
 CAKHost: Who's crying now?!
 jarnatan: These sims *have* to be close to figuring out they're in the Bad Place
 HarmonisedMelody: It's like the sad clown painting
 Trym___: Getting into bed to have a quick cry is a mood
 radiowasabi2014: i fell asleep and heard the sim crying i thought it was beej lol
 flatluigi: oh ben didn't replace the burnt items
 HarmonisedMelody: @jarnatan Hahaha 
 WriterRaven: @r10pez10 The brown of lightly toasted bread, tbqh. brain no work quite as good as would like.
 definenull: ohh gram?
 RockPusher: okay, couple targets for fixes
 KitteyWolf: besn trying to clean!
 TehAmelie: thanatology, eh
 KitteyWolf: or is that G?
 definenull: is he doing it?
 Shadwhawk: Didn't he say he added a sink to the patio?
 Laurence72: Oh no! The soup is gone!!
 definenull: NOOOO
 definenull: so close
 flatluigi: this is graham
 malsareus: is Graham gonna wash some plates?
 RebekahWSD: And yet, so far
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, the rooftop midden
 KitteyWolf: THERES ben, ok so it was G trying to clean lol
 CAKHost: D'oh!
 jarnatan: I didn't realize Watch+Play had its own dedicated room
 RebekahWSD: "I'll just eat this food left next to rancid trash"
 HarmonisedMelody: Bendog 
 nyoomgoom: doggey
 Shadwhawk: Oh, there it is
 flatluigi: oh we can see the talk bubbles a little better
 RebekahWSD: Piles everywhere holy
 malsareus: the trashpiles are still multiplying
 TehAmelie: when you're trying to watch TV but have to pee, so relatable
 definenull: i think the gnomes are 'balancing' out the state of the moonbase
 Noy2222: Don't mop the carpet!
 jarnatan: Ah, yes, the new hitherto undiscovered species of fish: The guppy...
 flatluigi: going all away to haunted toilet
 TehAmelie: it's a brand new world of fish
 Shadwhawk: I think the other two toilets are broken.
aceviru: nice!
OVERKiLL!: i built the wandering minstrel, but it just 5 color tokens with some land stuff...
aceviru: Digital Arena makes it easy to own the cards. it makes me sad that modern won't be a thing there
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OVERKiLL!: the deck that has me hype right now is mono blue graveyard, zombies, spirits, flashback , disturb, headed by oglor. it has been HELLA fun.
OVERKiLL!: self mill
aceviru: I'm thinking I may try to brew an inalla deck
aceviru: That was my first edh deck and mtg deck
OVERKiLL!: grixis is dope tho
aceviru: ramp is the only problem
 definenull: oh no the sink already broke
 flatluigi: roof sink already broken
 RockPusher: 
 KitteyWolf: i think matt is actually cleaning two plates
 flatluigi: matt's just like "...nah"
 korvys: Nice to see the hot tub is still clean, even if the rest of the roof is... not
 KitteyWolf: only two because the sims cant pick up a lot of stuff... but he looks like hes trying
 flatluigi: woow
 definenull: ok you know what that's a long walk to wash the dishes, but at least they're being done
kaziel0: @flatluigi In Matt's defense, I would have the same reaction if I came out there. XD
 RockPusher: Sink took one look at all the plates and we "we out!"
 malsareus: bless Matt for limiting the plate horror
 Shadwhawk: Yeah, patch notes say every broken item was replaced, but it's like everything broke immediately
 HarmonisedMelody: Matt is the hero we need!
 adept_nekomancer: Sink is on strike in solidarity with the toilets
 HarmonisedMelody: At least they can tub hotly again!
 NornsFelidar: omg soup is gone!
 KitteyWolf: Nelson asleep in the hottub lol
 GrassVortex: starting a new batch of tub soup I see
 Noy2222: Floor burger
 definenull: Flurger
 malsareus: Paul, there are beds
 malsareus: pls spare your back
 KitteyWolf: I play with so many mods I forgot how bad the default sims AI is lol
 jarnatan: @HarmonisedMelody Tub Hotly is another combination of words that could be the name of a character from Star Wars
 NornsFelidar: ghost has taken a bigger coach lol
 KitteyWolf: Ian looks to be in a good mood hopefully that means repairs happen
 definenull: does the sims natively have stat tracking abilities? Like tracking how many times they did X activity?
 Shadwhawk: Will Sims share a double bed with someone who isn't a spouse?
 WriterRaven: @jarnatan Glup Shitto and Tub Hotly duo movie when?
 KitteyWolf: They'll share if they're romantically involved
 GrassVortex: @definenull for some things they do. As some aspirations track the number of times/hours they done some activity like playing games
 KitteyWolf: Doesn't have to be marries
 nyoomgoom: i love that the spooky corner is still here even though the urns have been taken away. that's the memento mori corner
 Shadwhawk: So a dozen double beds is really only a dozen beds (though I think Alex and Serge are involved?)
 malsareus: last night had 3 couples
 TehAmelie: there's been some schtupping but i don't know what the relationship statuses may be
 malsareus: or at least 3 woohoo's
 RebekahWSD: Heather and Kathleen, Ben and...was it Serge? I forget the third entirely
 TehAmelie: statuu?
 KitteyWolf: There is a way to check stats btw I just don't remember what it all tracks
 flatluigi: stati
 definenull: yeah I was specifically wondering if there were woohoos that weren't called out by the notifs
  r10pez10: statix
 malsareus: Graham and Nelson I think
aceviru: I try to not play combo
OVERKiLL!: treasure and just velocity i guess
aceviru: it's been over done
OVERKiLL!: hitting land drops with card draw sometimes feels like ramp when they stuck on 3 or 4
aceviru: pupu was a good print for it
OVERKiLL!: true ramp decks hitting like 8 or 10 with field of the dead on turn 3 tho LOL
aceviru: Yeah...
OVERKiLL!: pupu 🛸 is kinda dope
aceviru: Do we know what they will be focusing on with magic today
OVERKiLL!: i didnt hear anythig bout it
aceviru: Well... guess we'll just have to see
OVERKiLL!: i will see you in the mix here or there throughout the day. kick ass ace! thanks for chillin all week !
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 KitteyWolf: Graham and Alex I thought
 WriterRaven: Serge & Alex, Graham & Wheeler, Heather & Kathleen were the three we saw.
 KitteyWolf: That's it thank you writerraveb
 RebekahWSD: Ahhh
  r10pez10: don't forget Fire & Stack Of Cardboard Boxes
 RebekahWSD: I was only fully paying attention to Heather and Kathleen it seems XD
 malsareus: that was the 1st night
 malsareus: and it cleaned up real good
 malsareus: no trash anywhere
 CAKHost: Do Ben and James have bed talks? XD
 WriterRaven: James appears to be giggling in his sleep.
 definenull: im sure thats fine
 KitteyWolf: Sims can talk in their sleep yeah xD
tiinuh: Why is this creepy xD
 jarnatan: Beej, being a wealthy property speculator, is clearly unaccustomed to the working man's life and is having second thoughts
 RockPusher: playfully mopping
 malsareus: oh dear, poor Nellie
 WriterRaven: Oh, Kathleen has a plumbob ring now. I wonder what she is/became.
 flatluigi: she's been a spellcaster iirc
 WriterRaven: Ah, okay.
  r10pez10: misread 'iirc' as 'irl'
 Shadwhawk: Have we seen anyone repair anything yet?
 Trym___: @Shadwhawk lol nope
 flatluigi: not yet but the session started late
 RubyRiches: My train is here
 flatluigi: o7
 RubyRiches: Have a good day everyone
 Shadwhawk: All I've seen Ian do is swim and sleep
 TehAmelie: there was a few signs  on the first day
 KitteyWolf: Fun fact!! In sims lore the spellcasters created the vampires and werewolves
 jarnatan: TTSF=Tinker, Tailor, Sleep, Fear
 KitteyWolf: And there was a massive war between the three
 RebekahWSD: So Ben tearing things up is Kathleen's fault cause she's a spellcaster?
 flatluigi: cmon paul
 TehAmelie: #not all wizards
 flatluigi: welp
 malsareus: the plumbing spiral begins
 flatluigi: ben ian and paul are the ones with the maxed repair
 flatluigi: just immediately uncomfortable
 flatluigi: i wonder if the roof plates are messing people up
 KitteyWolf: Makes me think even if the mods are working properly that they're too far gone lol
 jarnatan: I love the festive floor on the sleep mausoleum
 definenull: I think we'll have to wait til the morning for more 'action', everyone's eepy
 flatluigi: yeah i'm not calling anything yet
  r10pez10: the fact they can actually sleep
 KitteyWolf: Yeah it can take a while for the AI to get their butts in gear
 TehAmelie: i hear if everyone's asleep at 3 am somehow, gnomes may fix stuff
 flatluigi: though if we don't see a repair by the end of tonight's session i'm going to politely request ben test the mod install before next stream
 WriterRaven: @jarnatan The snoozeoleum, if you will.
 definenull: OH NO
 KitteyWolf: I think he's given up trying to fix mods after tonight lol
 definenull: 
 nyoomgoom: oh!
Seru: anyone still alive?
aceviru: my pleasure 🫡
Seru: aside from paul that I can see
Seru: ah, Ian and ben still live
Seru: so many revivals
Seru: also, so many beds :O
Seru: the basement grows
OVERKiLL!: iz they all josts
OVERKiLL!: or is they all bonin out in the crypt
 TehAmelie: a mime!
 flatluigi: CRIME
 KitteyWolf: BURGLAR
 cryptidsamoyed: uhhhh
  r10pez10: i forgot this could happen
 RebekahWSD: OH NO
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 KitteyWolf: And they don't have a security system xD
 jarnatan: Isn't that just how Kathleen dresses
 definenull: cmon cori
 Shadwhawk: Any sane burglar would see this situation and just nope right the fuck out
 definenull: HOW
 Molator: bsod
 WriterRaven: get em heather!
 CAKHost: Trash panda!
 cryptidsamoyed: UMM
 definenull: do they just... don't care?
 jarnatan: Wait a minute, Mine O' Clock is back in Simlandia?
 Laurence72: Did a ghost just try to climb into a sink?
 RebekahWSD: Would you care if your broken shit was stolen?
 TehAmelie: they're very stealthy
 KitteyWolf: Nelson looks like he's freaking out
 RebekahWSD: Oh they're stealing the one working machine, nevermind
 CAKHost: I mean.... have you seen what's been going on around here? A burglar is pretty PG
 jarnatan: Why is the Colossal Titan throwing up
 Noy2222: A burglar!
 Austere_Squire: I-- who is the mime criminal?
 RebekahWSD: They're a thief.
 WriterRaven: "Serge is a Foodie" A: yeah that tracks and B: I guess he threw up so he could eat more?
 flatluigi: is the criminal just going to be here permanently
 malsareus: why is the colossal titan not flushing the vomit?
 Austere_Squire: from Cori's work?
 Noy2222: Quick! One of the 20 people stop him!
 RebekahWSD: I think just a thief. Not a friend
 definenull: oh there's the panic
 Austere_Squire: nah, that's a coworker
 TehAmelie: scary thief, i guess
 Austere_Squire: oh, no why are they outside? is it on fire?
 RebekahWSD: Maybe the thief scared them?
 CAKHost: Oh fire dances. What will we do without you
 KitteyWolf: Yeah the thief scared them
 Austere_Squire: he stole all the bends
 CAKHost: Or is it a burglar dance?
 flatluigi: there goes a lot of things
 Shadwhawk: He stole three computers!
 malsareus: eugh, that countertop
NeoGabi: I love the patch notes so much. XD
 CAKHost: I can't remember if they dance for burglars
 malsareus: no problem, all the computers were broken anyway
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 flatluigi: @CAKHost that was a burgular dance
 KitteyWolf: Yes that was the 'scared' dance due to the burglar
 adept_nekomancer: Burglar could have at least stolen the roof garbage
 Noy2222: Ahhhh!
 PsychoI3oy: is that a rocket engine in the closet behind the bathroom?
 Krektogar: why is there a jet engine in the secret bathroom?
 TehAmelie: maybe Cori will steal some computers back
 CAKHost: @flatluigi THanks!
Genie_M: That's a way to get rid of the beeps
 Shadwhawk: Cameron's just describing his kinks to everyone
 Noy2222: Remember: Always tell your friends your Woo-Hoo interests.
 flatluigi: heather are you complaining about the plate you just put down
 jarnatan: The plate knows what it did
 ghyllnox: @flatluigi "Why am I like this???"
 flatluigi: PANDA REPAIR
 Qalten: THE CHOSEN ONE
 RockPusher: Handiness confirmed!
 ghyllnox: Oh hey nice, Beej can repair now
 HarmonisedMelody: Hooray!!
 HarmonisedMelody: Hero!
 Qalten: Holy shit the roof
 HarmonisedMelody: Now we just need ANYONE to... MATT!
 Qalten: I think I know why people are getting sick
 hieroglyphica: Oh my glob
 HarmonisedMelody: HERO!!
 Shadwhawk: Though I'm sure he'll ignore all that just like all of our other repair people
 DigitalSeahorse: yay  
 definenull: matt doing his best to help with the plates
 definenull: lets go king
 jarnatan: But isn't he supposed to, as per the landlord's covenant, say "I care not" and "it's supposed to work that way" rather than repair things?
 WriterRaven: @ghyllnox Will he, though? Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball... "signs point to chorb"?
 ghyllnox: Matt please tell me you're going to actually do those dishes
 DigitalSeahorse: and people are cleaning!
 HarmonisedMelody: In this case he's just following in Ian Sensei's footsteps
 TehAmelie: or at least move them somewhere near a sink
 DigitalSeahorse: I think
 HarmonisedMelody: Happy Birthday Graham!
 Qalten: hbd G
 flatluigi: @ghyllnox the roof sink is busted but, it could happen
Giiko: Hello char!
Giiko: chat
Benjamin Bartkiw: Is this like a break thing? or this is the subathon game?
 jarnatan: Hope, like roof trash, springs eternal
 Shadwhawk: In a game setup like this, it seems like would *only* work if everyone had repair skills and was a neat freak or something
 definenull: oh looks like jordynne might have picked up some plates to wash too
 HarmonisedMelody: Genuine heroes the Moonbase needs!
 KitteyWolf: @shadwhawk  with the mod anyone can do it they just have to be in a food enough mood
 HarmonisedMelody: Now we just need Nelson to replace the paper towels?
 HarmonisedMelody: Wow, love Ians robe 
 definenull: 
 RockPusher:    
 HarmonisedMelody: Happy Bee Day Ben!
 Shadwhawk: Otherwise the filth just avalanches into disease and death and everything breaks, leading to more filth and despair and death
 TehAmelie: i'm in a food mood. brb
 jarnatan: That free apiary in every room is backfiring
 flatluigi: i'm glad the puzzle pieces are doing such a good job of hiding the piss that's apparently everywhere down there
 flatluigi: maybe that's why kindergartens use it
 HarmonisedMelody: The cycle of filth/broken things leading to people not being in a mood to deal with filth/broken things is waaaaay too real
 definenull: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 cryptidsamoyed: bye???
 jarnatan: Yeah that's in character for Cam alright
 KitteyWolf: Lol cam doesn't like how many people are around
 flatluigi: welp
 definenull: aww kathleen almost made it
 NornsFelidar: wait, what kind of supernatural is Kathleen?
 Shadwhawk: Made it to one of the three broken toilets?
 HarmonisedMelody: Sorceror
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 HarmonisedMelody: No! Kathleen!  That couch was clean!
 Trym___: Ok BEN!!!
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, upgrades!  Do it Ben!
 flatluigi: ben's tinkering somewhere
 definenull: plumbing upgrade you say
 RockPusher: Ben obtaining parts 
 Trym___: Is the downstairs toilet fixed?
 WriterRaven: @definenull To shreds you say? Well how's his wife... to shreds you say...
 RoeDent89: Uh...no
 flatluigi: call in the panda again
 Shadwhawk: Last I saw, he just cleaned up a puddle and left the toilet broken
 RoeDent89: hb Alex!
 RoeDent89: hb Serge!
  r10pez10: god sims are so stupid left to their own devices
 RoeDent89: HB EVERYONE!
 definenull: heather?!?
 Molladia: Why is Cori so angry?
 NornsFelidar: Cori had a tough day at her hardvrock job
 RockPusher: secret bathroom seems operational again
 josh___something: Hey there gamers, did we lose anyone?
 WriterRaven: @Molladia Rule 1 of the thieves' guild: never steal from your coworkers.
 definenull: cori got outdone by that burgler at work
 flatluigi: @josh___something we had a criminal appear and steal a bunch of shit
 HarmonisedMelody: So, apparently my copy of The Sims 4 has "Cats and Dogs", "Get to Work", "Vampires", does that mean I can have a profession Vampire Sim with a pet Dog?
 Elenodul: the moonbase looks livable tonight. has the roof soup been fixed?
 jarnatan: Its a little uncanny how accurate some of the voices are
 flatluigi: roof soup is fixed but the roof itself is well-seasoned
 Shadwhawk: Roof soup is fixed last we saw, but it's still a filth pile
Benjamin Bartkiw: Ah nevermind, I hadn't done the time conversion
 definenull: oh let's go ben
 Elenodul: i see
 flatluigi: thank you ben
  thingo314: lets go ben!!
 Trym___: Good on you Ben
 HarmonisedMelody: The roof is coming back to life!!
 Veggiekeks: patio is getting better
voren_chalco: I don't think the roof is going to make you less uncomfortable, Graham
 josh___something: I see the shit mood feedback loop is still in full swing
 nyoomgoom: ohhh it's looking cleaner up there
 flatluigi: there's a roof sink also that should hopefully help
 Shadwhawk: They seem to be making headway against the roof disaster
 RockPusher: They are slowly recovering the roof
 vinewood_og: Ben, the hero
 jarnatan: Ben has had enough of this Watch+Play roof situation
 flatluigi: oh, importantly: we did see a repair happen so it's real
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 Shadwhawk: Did we?  I thought it just said that Ben recovered some parts from cleaning some trash
 RockPusher: Things are on an… upward‽ spiral
 NornsFelidar: @HarmonisedMelody i'd argue new life would have sprouted there soon either way😂
 josh___something: Why is alex sleeping in Kathleen's crypt
 nyoomgoom: @Shadwhawk beej was seen repairing a toilet
 sloth6942: Is Alex sleeping in the crypt?
 DigitalSeahorse: what a nice clean hottub other than the dead body in there   
 Lusunati: Honk Shooo
 nyoomgoom: iirc alex was bitten by heather on like day one
 flatluigi: alex and kathleen are macabre and like the crypt
 flatluigi: james is fixing something!!
 Lusunati: someone gave me a sub! how nice!
 RockPusher: Good work James!
 Shadwhawk: Now James can do some repairs!
 WriterRaven: @sloth6942 Sure is. He does that. (when Heather and Kathleen aren't using it for funtimes)
 definenull: spooders!
 Laurence72: James was actually neutering someone 
 josh___something: The hot tub isn't soup!!!
 PsychoI3oy: that's a lot fewer dirty plates
 KitteyWolf: @nyoomgoom being fed from doesn't mean he's a vampire. That's a very specific thing that can only happen when a vampire is high level
 Shadwhawk: @josh___something Yet
 RockPusher: James 
 WriterRaven: holy bus all the roof trash is gone.
Technobach: I read that as James acquiring a handedness
 definenull: LETS GO BEN
 flatluigi: ah that toilet was fixed and now it's puked on
 Trym___: Ben's really on it wooo
 definenull: fix that sink!
 Noy2222: Vomit toiler!
 Molladia: Ben has a goal, it's to clean and repair
 nyoomgoom: @KitteyWolf ah gotcha, i figured it might have just given him some kind of not vampire but still thrall type of status
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex uses crypt for the Coffin Nails inspiration and reference
 KitteyWolf: @nyoomgoom nope! Just a poor guy who had his plasma drained lol
 flatluigi: lmao
 nyoomgoom: lol womp womp
 RockPusher:    
 flatluigi: too violent to watch happen
 definenull: is it just me or are the sims sadder ah nusual today?
 nyoomgoom: the perfectly cut scary music lmao
 definenull: *than usual
voren_chalco: Excellent editing
 TehAmelie: hey, someone fixed the HAL toilet
 TehAmelie: it can happen!
 josh___something: Most of the sims are usually miserable, so this is 5he status quo
 nyoomgoom: james acquiring the handiness skill implies he was actively fixing something somewhere
 flatluigi: @definenull i can imagine it's just because they're not feeling other emotions as storngly
 Qalten: and Heather cleaned the counter, things are looking up!
 definenull: oh they're sad because of the burglary
 RebekahWSD: Man I want to play some Sims, but I *know* I'd play for like 8 hours then not for years
 flatluigi: james continuing to fix things
 RockPusher: James Fix and Tear!
 nyoomgoom: james is STILL fixing stuff let's gooooo
 flatluigi: wow ben
 nyoomgoom: omg
 RebekahWSD: Ben is just doing it
 definenull: ok ben, showoff
  r10pez10: ben is doing the tears of the kingdom cooking animation
 DigitalSeahorse:  Alex and Serge
 flatluigi: lmao
 Shadwhawk: They really are pulling the moonbase out of the dumpster
 Mathonwy: So, are any of them left alive?
 RebekahWSD: Most
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 KitteyWolf: Most of them are
 jarnatan: What's the point of being dead if you still have bodily functions? What a scam
  r10pez10: the hard cut to a ghost sim on the toilet really got me
 WriterRaven: Did Jordynne just curse the toilet?
 KitteyWolf: Cam started as a ghost and two people died on the first night
 RebekahWSD: Everyone died the next, but that day was sucked into a time vortex
 flatluigi: we did have an Event previously but that was a bug
 RebekahWSD: (or nearly everyone)
 Mathonwy: Wait, I thought a whole bunch died in a fire. Did that get walked back?
 Shadwhawk: It didn't get walked back, it was all a dream.  Or a time vortex.
 Mathonwy: Ah, I see.
 definenull: no graham what are you doing, dirty dishes don't go back up there
 RebekahWSD: Yes, that day was sucked into a time vortex, along with the fire that cause horror
 flatluigi: @Mathonwy there was a vote on discord and people voted to roll back because it wasn't a funny event
 flatluigi: @definenull the roof sink might be fixed?
 RockPusher: The Great Fire of Moobase was lost in a time portal along with the culprit fireplace
 DigitalSeahorse: not everyone died in the fever dream, most did
 flatluigi: all the supernatural sims died which is a bummer
 flatluigi: since you can't be a ghost and another thing
 RebekahWSD: We need some supernatural sims for flaaavour
 Creideiki_SE: Good morning, overnight Sims. Who's dead in this fork of the timeline?
 Mathonwy: So, what decides who we follow?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 flatluigi: it's on an automated dumb macro
  r10pez10: there's a macro set up that just goes to the next character every few seconds
 CAKHost: Are ghosts, werewolves, vampires and fae not supernatural enough?
 jarnatan: Did Ben just hulk out?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think constantly talking about a time portal is far funnier than keeping the fire real
  r10pez10: *few, some amount of
 WriterRaven: @Creideiki_SE Just Cam, Adam, and Jordynne.
 Shadwhawk: Ben's a werewolf
voren_chalco: 'Inspired' with lycanthropy
 DigitalSeahorse: narp
 flatluigi: @jarnatan ben is a werewolf and it bleeds into his regular behavior sometimes
 flatluigi: god, a fixed sink. it's so nice
 definenull: gross james, that was like day old fold
 jarnatan: In the words of Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer: I've no wish to keep it real because keeping it real is such a bore
 DigitalSeahorse:  wosh
 Zaghrog: I think the camera shifts every 2 minutes
 jarnatan: @flatluigi I didn't realize the answer was gonna be yes lol. Neat
 Molladia: Have the Gnomes been responsible for anything tonight?
 RockPusher: Ben is fixing!!!
 GrassVortex: it looks like the misery spiral have finally been broken, slowly
 definenull: oh hey! significantly fewer plates this time!
 RockPusher: right in front of us!
 Laurence72: noticable improvement on the roof
 Mathonwy: Asleep in the hot tub. Not safe.
 CAKHost: Having your head right up in those studio lights can't be good...
 Shadwhawk: This computer is *never* getting fixed, though
 Simbionis: Oh shit, the hot tub got fixed
 Creideiki_SE: The hot tub is clean! Is this the age of miracles?
 definenull: did... beej change his job?
 Molladia: *GASP* Cam doens
 Molladia: t like Paul
 jarnatan: Why *is* Serge(I think it's Serge?) all skin and blisters
 flatluigi: @definenull he got a promotion
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is the McGuffin Engine the machine behind the bathroom and the Checkpoint studio?
 flatluigi: @jarnatan lots of magic diseases in the household, i think sparked by wheeler shenanigans
 definenull: NO BEEJ
 Sudobyte: Good to see that a certain standard of livability has finally been achieved tonight.
 flatluigi: beej got fired??
 RockPusher: Beej having quite the day
 malsareus: @Sudobyte yes, please ignore the roof
 TehAmelie: huh, Beej decided to go into acting on his own
 Snowcookies: Is the roof still a mess?
 RockPusher: Hot Dog Angy!!!
 RebekahWSD: ohno
 TehAmelie: not that i know what job he was assigned
 definenull: oh dear is paul stuck?
  r10pez10: no one can ever use this bathroom because there's always someone in there
 RebekahWSD: Ohno
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourSuperCoffeeUncleNox-5LRzPqV_siic5Atx
 RockPusher: Paul, plz
 DigitalSeahorse: any new weird romances?
 Snowcookies: is Paul ok?
 malsareus: the roof hottub is fixed, that's pretty much it
 Sudobyte: @malsareus I mean, even that's a marked improvement over the last few nights. Wanted livable, not perfect
 TehAmelie: just passed out in the crapper, he'll be fine
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is Heather a vampire? She had no reflections in the mirror?
 definenull: ah yes, serge, well known expert in death
 Shadwhawk: Did Serge just become a necromancer?
 GrassVortex: @DigitalSeahorse Cam and Ian where talking about Wohoo interests, not sure if something happened from it
 Zaghrog: Did Heather snack on Paul again?
 flatluigi: the roof looks almost reasonable
 jarnatan: Serge, premier reanimator of the format
 malsareus: huh, I look away and it is cleaned?
 malsareus: did Matt do this?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 WriterRaven: @malsareus Yup, cleaning and repairs are happening more now. =D
 TehAmelie: why is it that everyone is into fish studies? and how do they do it while moving about the house?
 RockPusher:   
 CAKHost: XD
 flatluigi: @TehAmelie i think it's a thing you can read up on the internet
 DigitalSeahorse: love that fairyhouse
 flatluigi: and people can bring up in conversations
 nyoomgoom: were those tiny fairy honk shoos
 GrassVortex: one social interaction is talking about fishing spots, and you can learn about fishes that way
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 flatluigi: fun fact: wheeler can shrink down that small irl too
 TehAmelie: ah, so they're only "discovering" guppies for themselves
 Shadwhawk: There seems to be a lot of standing around in this particular hallway
 nyoomgoom: omg
 flatluigi: beej don't you know you're supposed to be doing that on the floor
 vinewood_og: "Someone's in here!"
 TehAmelie: maybe all those stolen computers changed the sheng fui of the moonbase
 definenull: paul in particular seems to be stuck
 flatluigi: can one of you nerds fix the bsod
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no Serge has spots and sunburn
 flatluigi: i should look up what these magic diseases actually ar
  ritchards: does the cursor need to be on the character for information?
 KitteyWolf: I believe the way it works is that they focus on fixing stuff important like sinks toilet ect, then they'll fix 'fun' stuff
 TehAmelie: the water clipped away for a second in the tub, scandalous
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PerfectBlatantSquidKreygasm-lOPt5Hq6EZqulNPj
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Austere_Squire: Wait, was the hot tub NOT a hellish wasteland?!
 malsareus: nope
 definenull: oh no cori is stuck too
 Qalten: wait, what happened in the bathroom, why is there a pile of ash there
 CAKHost: Those last two clips might not be great, but I feel I need to preserve the fact that sometimes, you are just a night time voyeur in the Sims. :3
 vinewood_og: Great, now we have toilet bats!!
 RockPusher: ritchards I think the info popup does come from the hover, but I think the cursor placement is more a side-effect of how the macro works
 TehAmelie: when the bathroom is so dirty it attracts bats. . .
 CAKHost: Plus I just like seeing what goes on around the eepy Sims XD
 definenull: good job heather!
 Austere_Squire: "Jordynne and Adam's urns have been removed so Heather can get on with her life"
  r10pez10: let's go heather
 Shadwhawk: Go Heather!
 Austere_Squire: fantastic patch note
 NornsFelidar: can ghosts woohoo?
 WriterRaven: The bats told Heather the toilet was a mess...
 definenull: oh no but she's feeling really bitey
 Shadwhawk: Well, she almost cleaned it?
  thingo314: so that cleaning...
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: A for effort
 flatluigi: @NornsFelidar i think you need a pottery wheel to facilitate
 KitteyWolf: Heather is hungry lol
 RockPusher: flatluigi 
 definenull: look at that happy little strut
 Bionull: I'm not ready for level 3 Beej
 KitteyWolf: If anyone is curious I'll be posting what each Sim supernatural type has for needs. I'm grabbing screenshots now
 WriterRaven: I think I just heard someone fall asleep on their feet.
 Stormgod519: morning all. it’s 3 am because my body hates me
 definenull: might be paul again?
 Stormgod519: so likely not staying in chat long
 flatluigi: there he goes
 RockPusher: Go Beej, Go!
 flatluigi: i posted this on discord but here's a quick rundown on the magic diseases https://i.imgur.com/qwkzEqt.png
 CAKHost: @Stormgod519 
 RockPusher: Handy Hotdog
 Stormgod519: hi
 TehAmelie: everyone's getting handy, excellent
 TehAmelie: hurpsto jango!
 Qalten: this VR block game music has been in my head all day
 definenull: uh oh awoo time?
 Austere_Squire: you tell that soup, ben
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: don't werewolf in front of the archeologist society, don't werewolf in front of the archeologist society,
 TheMerricat: Just woke up chat.... things seem to look at lot... better today.
  r10pez10: ian...
 TheMerricat: I see folk are still wandering around the base in their undies though. 
 Qalten: yep things are getting fixed
 TehAmelie: Alex is turning into Superman
 Qalten: people aren't uncontrollably sobbing
dwarvensalt: What dystopian nightmare have I joined?!
 RockPusher: You can almost see the floor upstairs now
 Qalten: they haven't figured out how not to eat rotten food though
 Stormgod519: hi dwarvensalt
 CAKHost: The mods seem to be working now! At least they are cleaning. Oh! and they have repaired some things!
 flatluigi: @dwarvensalt this is actually the best it's ever been running lol
 nyoomgoom: straight up kathleen saying dafooney
 flatluigi: we're watching an automated group of sims for the week's subathon while the real humans sleep
 Qalten: I really hope the BSOD gets fixed though, that sound sucks
 Austere_Squire: cursed toilet
 flatluigi: poor poor cursed toilet
 definenull: i don't think K's gonna make it
 flatluigi: ben fix it
 Stormgod519: okay imma log off so I can try sleeping more
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: good luck
 CAKHost: Please don't break the toilet more Ben
 Stormgod519: bye chat 
 CAKHost: Night!
 Thagnok: Is it me, or does it seem like things are slowly getting better over time tonight, rather than the steady decent into filth and disaster, like normal?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: goodmorning/timezone yall
 TehAmelie: yep
 flatluigi: uh oh
 TheMerricat: Oh no....
 nyoomgoom: oh
 flatluigi: beej has learned gamer rage
 WriterRaven: beej pls
 Qalten: ominous
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: uh oh
  thingo314: angy >:(
 RockPusher: Cori gonna give it to ya
 TehAmelie: there is some attrition of household objects though, that's new
 CAKHost: It seems like 20 Sims can, in fact, become 1 functional Sim
 TheMerricat: Beej is an emotion bomb and Cori is angry... this bodes well. 
 TehAmelie: (because burglars)
dwarvensalt: second cursed toilet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I see paul's escaped the bathroom tho
 Snowcookies: I have no idea what these sims are talking about
 Austere_Squire: death?
 Austere_Squire: there was a scythe there
 Booster6: are things getting foxed today?
 flatluigi: yes
 flatluigi: man i wouldn't want to piss while staring directly into hal's eyes
 TehAmelie:  
 flatluigi: eye
 Austere_Squire: i think this is the best everyone has looked;  fed, clean, not on fire
 flatluigi: thanks camera
 SquareDotCube: Huh, why is everyone uncomfortable again?
 definenull: oh no paul
 CAKHost: Cori is angy
 TehAmelie: Kathleen dreaming of spiders i see
 RockPusher: As much as they have the ability to actually improve things now, sims are still not the most… strategically minded… automatons
 TehAmelie: or who is that
 Molladia: With the robot helmet?  It's Alex
 definenull: I have a bad feeling about paul's future
 Booster6: i do wish they would fix that computer
 flatluigi: hopefully soon
 Molladia: yeah that noise is awful
 flatluigi: or the burglar could come back and steal that one too
 KitteyWolf: here you go chat, in order: Vampire, Fairy, Spellcaster, and Werewolf's needs https://i.imgur.com/tpdB0AY.png
 Austere_Squire: beej is phasing
 nyoomgoom: the footsteps lmao
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 KitteyWolf: and i'll grab one for ghost too because i fogot
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 flatluigi: more fixing!
 Austere_Squire: i see they have not mastered keeping the roof clean
 Molladia: so much cleaner
 flatluigi: @Austere_Squire it's actually a lot better than we started the stream at
 Molladia: is the roof speaker still playing lulaby's?
 definenull: mastered, no, but its a marked improvement
 flatluigi: ben added a sink up here and fvixed the trashcan
 DragaFireHawk: @Austere_Squire You should have seen it at the start
 nyoomgoom: lets goooo graham
 Austere_Squire: oh, i see there's a roof sink
 definenull: why cam mad?
 Austere_Squire: is that cam out of the bird suit?
 flatluigi: heather's thinking about stabbing
 cryptidsamoyed: paul is defo stuck in a script loop or something
 Amboss2: @flatluigi who would have thought
 TehAmelie: stuck without any free computers to use maybe
 nyoomgoom: oh there's some kind of funky robot pile in that room back there
 Austere_Squire: good for graham, learning to fix things
 Simbionis: graham fixing a thing now!
 Molladia: Is everybody going to learn repair by the end of tonight?
 flatluigi: possibly the roof speaker or the sink
 RockPusher: Molladia presumably
 KitteyWolf: ghosts have all the normal needs but they're named something funny https://i.imgur.com/ZvpiH2P.png
 Austere_Squire: actually did he just walk away from the broken sink?
 Booster6: go kathleen!
 Booster6: she gave up
 Molladia: nice phase Cam
 nyoomgoom: oh there he goes
 Sudobyte: sad panda
 Austere_Squire: does everyone keep acquiring the handiness skill by looking at the broken sink and giving up?
 RockPusher: Sad Panda
 flatluigi: no, some of them have fixed things
 DragaFireHawk: @KitteyWolf Omg "goo waste" is amazing 
 TehAmelie: ghost Adam keeps cutting himself in the kitchen, somehow
 damela42: Ghost knives are sharp
 definenull: good job serge!
 Austere_Squire: serge, go, go
 flatluigi: paul has moved
 Austere_Squire: i see him trying to fix the sink
 cryptidsamoyed: wait is paul free?!
 definenull: and there goes paul agn
 Laurence72: Well, knives are silverware, and silver has always had special properties against the supernatural?
 DigitalSeahorse:  too many fun things to watch in 24 hours 
 flatluigi: i think paul was just dissassociating
 DigitalSeahorse: Goodnight sims
 TehAmelie: is everyone trying to outdo Adam in fitness?
 sallomon33: Hi chat, I see the workout machine is finally getting some use
 Austere_Squire: TERRIFYING gains, James
 definenull: somehow the model's makes everyone's chest look mega toned
 TehAmelie: ooh mnarg
  Jon Grayson: anyone know what happened last night? I had the sub-a-thon on and then it was interrupted
 Simbionis: Awww
 cryptidsamoyed: it always sounds like 'oooh my nards!' to me lol
 sallomon33: Interesting notification about Ian
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: still watching the great lrr bake off I see
 nyoomgoom: get it james
 Molladia: Oh it's food talk in the frieend zone
 definenull: bills, here comes the next mod test
 RockPusher: C'mon bill pay
 sallomon33: Looks more like Paula Deen or someone similar rather than bake off
 definenull: uh oh
 RockPusher: Awooooo!
 nyoomgoom: lmao the cut away
 definenull: that seems like the bills paid, but that was quite a huge expense
 sallomon33: They always seem to cut away from the awoos lol
 Simbionis: 9k or there abouts?
 TehAmelie: oh my, it's the first time we've gone below 30,000
 cryptidsamoyed: lots of water and lights
 definenull: uh ohh
 Simbionis: Okay then matt
 sallomon33: I mean, it's not that surprising with the size of this place
 nyoomgoom: paul is moving!!!!
 Molladia: "Woohoo interests" is a good name for "Kinks"
 nyoomgoom: paul is spweing!!!
 sallomon33: Uh oh
 Noy2222: Vomit toilet!Vomit toilet!Vomit toilet!
 definenull: uhhh
 Simbionis: uuuuuh
 flatluigi: @Molladia i think it's supposed to be 'sexuality'
 Booster6: having everypiece of plumbing spraying water on the floor 24/7  was probably expensive
 definenull: awoo time + flickering lights are not a good combo
 sallomon33: It might be a vampire prank or sth?
 RockPusher: Remember if you want to help LRR keep paying the the bills…
 flatluigi: at some point they let sims specify being straight/gay instead of all being pan by default, which is good for when you're making specific people but also is very funny
 RockPusher: !subathon
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 definenull: adam's got some moves 
 nyoomgoom: get it adam
 sallomon33: Adam is dancing and Ian is complaining... ayup
 flatluigi: ew
 nyoomgoom: lmao
 sallomon33: XD
 Austere_Squire: i'd be uncomfortable, too
 RockPusher: Awooooooo
 nyoomgoom: alex just stands up like "WELL."
voren_chalco: "The creeeeam"
 TehAmelie: hey, there are still two working computers. we're saved.
 Simbionis: oh hey sink fixed
 RockPusher: Werewolf Prime
 definenull: oh hey Ben now gets a free sub to the channel every month
 Austere_Squire: i believe serge fixed it
 HarmonisedMelody: At least fixing HAPPENS 
 WriterRaven: @definenull Thanks to Rawrmazon Prime? =P
 nyoomgoom: aww friendship
 sallomon33: Fwends :3
 Molladia: Whats that pile of ash?
HydeTheSturdy: This is the first morning I’ve come in and all the toilets are working and there isn’t trash everywhere, glad the LRR Sims seem to be doing okay
 HarmonisedMelody: I buckled and grabbed a Sims 4 bundle thing
 HarmonisedMelody: So long weekend
 RockPusher: Nelson telling everyone to get the hell out of the bathroom 
 Simbionis: this moonbase is all in on the kink talk lol
 definenull: well then
 adept_nekomancer: oh my
 nyoomgoom: cameron and beej! okay
 SandraAustin: good for them I guess
 cryptidsamoyed: owo
 RockPusher: WooHoo Panda
 WriterRaven: Beej Dery: Ghost WooHooer
 sallomon33: Beej and Cam, ooh
 nyoomgoom: awww graham
 cryptidsamoyed: awwwwh
 TehAmelie: sleepy hot tub club
 Austere_Squire: Ghostbear
 HarmonisedMelody: The roof! It's nearly clean!!
 novrdd: sleep bath
 Simbionis: judging by cams mood the woohoo wasn't good
 sallomon33: Graham is standing still... while he's cold... uh oh
 nyoomgoom: lmao this bathroom
 RockPusher: Secret Bathroom Party!
 RebekahWSD: Aaa AAA!
 VinylMinty: Bathroom scream party
 HarmonisedMelody: Cameron is going to ANGRILY EAT on the roof!
 definenull: uhh feels like the bathrooms are cursed somehow
 vinewood_og: "$#!+ers full!"
 HarmonisedMelody: Bathroom Party!
  r10pez10: all bathrooms are cursed
 flatluigi: hey question: have we followed jordynne or adam this stream
 Simbionis: Adam yes
 jarnatan: @r10pez10 ...ABAC?
 nyoomgoom: i think a lil bit
 definenull: i don't know why but the slow pan over to this basement toilet is extremely funny
 nyoomgoom: there ya go
 flatluigi: sometimes you have to dissassociate at the cursed toilet
 flatluigi: do people know the cursed toilet is based on a real toilet
 RockPusher: Speak of the Jordynne
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/peJYUrk.jpeg
 definenull: nice job wheeler!
 RockPusher: Superb Work Wheeler
 nyoomgoom: ghost punch!!
 Austere_Squire: WHAT
 Thagnok: This makes me want to play the Sims and that might be a problem.
 CAKHost: You know what would be nice? If each layer in the building reflected a different Moonbase
  SmithKurosaki: How's the petri dish doing?
 WriterRaven: Adam casts FIST
 nyoomgoom: get them adam
 HarmonisedMelody: Punch the Void?
  SmithKurosaki: @cakhost you should put that idea in the thread
 RockPusher: aaaaagh!
 CAKHost: That would have to depend on Ben remember the before Moonbase so maybe not likely. I think it would be fun!
 CAKHost: Sure!
 flatluigi: i mean, this is the full current moonbase
 flatluigi: and the stuff downstairs has been added for functionality
voren_chalco: @HarmonisedMelody When you stare into the Void, you might have to punch it for looking at you funny.
 Simbionis: very focused on puking
 definenull: is cam stuck in a wall?
 sallomon33: I would also react this way to the news, Beej
 RockPusher: Moonbases Mk I and II were very unremarkable
 HarmonisedMelody: What're the spots on the roof?
 TehAmelie: soap, i think
 HarmonisedMelody: Huh... seems dangerous?
 WriterRaven: Fairy dust, courtesy of Wheeler.
Aumonar: Do they need to reset the stream every now and then?
Aumonar: I think that was a thing
Aumonar: … last year
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah, thanks Wheeler!
  SmithKurosaki: @cakhost could be a community project and or use old walk throughs from old lives
 RockPusher: 
 Tangsm: Wheeler just needs a good dandruff shampoo
 definenull: eventually they'll stop eating food off the floor
 TehAmelie: a sprinkle of garbage
 Bright5park: Three hour rule!
 novrdd: eventually
 RockPusher: panda
 WriterRaven: roof can have little a garbage pile, as a treat
 sallomon33: I see the roof is still messy but at least it's not full of rubbish
 nyoomgoom: go matt go
 Molladia: That workbench really gets in the way of pathing
 TehAmelie: Panda does not like ancient art
 RollerToasta: Who's the Panda?
 flatluigi: beej panda
 sallomon33: Beej
 RollerToasta: Ahh.
 WriterRaven: Beej's PJs, to be specific.
 CAKHost: Idea has been submitted to the Thread!
 Tangsm: I also find the internet terrifying, Sim Paul.
 sallomon33: @WriterRaven For some reason I read this to rhyme lol (Beejay's Peejay's)
 TehAmelie: is Paul scared of robot Alex?
 nyoomgoom: thank goodness paul is recovering from his standing around times
 korvys: Oh, a lot less plates than the last time I checked in
 TehAmelie: it's just a sleeping helmet
 sallomon33: Yeah, the sink helps a lot
 nyoomgoom: @TehAmelie i think sims are just randomly getting Scared by nothing in particular because the building has a trait that does this (also reason for the bats, spiders, and bees)
 WriterRaven: @sallomon33 See, that just makes -me- of Alice Deejay, and by extension Alice Beejay.
 RockPusher: Complains about floor food. Eats floor food anyway.
 nyoomgoom: greeyyyyble
 Tangsm: @RockPusher Free food is free food
 nyoomgoom: awww the hug
 definenull: that's nice, beej making a beeline toward jordynne for the hug
 HarmonisedMelody: No! So close!
 Molladia: Did Paul just jump into Alex' arms?
 Ritaspirithntr: OMG! the hot tub isn’t a biohazard anymore!!
 TehAmelie: well if maela stifa, you can cook something!
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah! Upstairs is nearly 'acceptable'!
jacob simpson: the stream is normally reset after the sims
emanym: What kind of freaky place is this?
 nyoomgoom: energized mood to go to sleep lol
 definenull: so energized that it's sleepy time
 sallomon33: A panicked run to the toilet, relatable
 RollerToasta: So scared that you run to the forbidden toilet.
 Molladia: Has anybody used a shower tonight?
 definenull: what a menace; woke serge up just to use another bed
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HandsomeTangentialGarlicDansGame-YzFXUgDXoZJjXJH_
voren_chalco: Nice to see Sim Serge making good on regular Serge's pushup promises
 TehAmelie: not tonight in game, but in this night yes
 RockPusher: Molladia there have been showers, yes
 TehAmelie: somehow people started repairing things, and then they've gotten better at it too
 definenull: oh no cam is deffo stuck
 sallomon33: Uh oh
 Simbionis: at least cam is already dead
 Simbionis: oh
 definenull: oh nvm
 sallomon33: Also jesus Serge's illness
 HarmonisedMelody: Yay, Freedom!
 nyoomgoom: that was just cameron activities
 RockPusher: Great work Cori!
 VinylMinty: the gnomes blocking them
 sallomon33: XD
 definenull: nelly is a game dev?!? when did this happen
 nyoomgoom: ohhh two people sharing a bed
 sallomon33: I see Heather likes to play with food
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyElatedTrianglePeteZarollTie-pUQFIh0EcX81rG4p
 sallomon33: From one desk to another
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 TehAmelie: hehehe, blorben
 sallomon33: Ooh, who's that sleeping together
 definenull: I think that's beej and cam?
 spicyFerret_: Is tonight going better?
 Zaghrog: I think Beej is one, maybe Cam is the other
 TehAmelie: it's much better
 sallomon33: Much better
 HarmonisedMelody: Tonight isn't just going better, It's Going!
 HarmonisedMelody: At all!
 sallomon33: They're actually... fixing stuff, for one
 nyoomgoom: aww graham had a nightmare 
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  Simriel: Hello chat
  Simriel: Mods are No Longer Asleep
 Molladia: Did anybody notice if the bills that arrived got paid?
 beowuuf: i don't ship it, neither bam nor ceej seem a good ship name
 HarmonisedMelody: Power is still on, which is a good sign?
 definenull: @Molladia yep it got paid
 TheAwkes: Sims these days. So coddled by their nice beds and cleaning utilities.
 nyoomgoom: aww so did paul
 RockPusher: Paul a critic of his own nightmare
 TehAmelie: basic hygiene has been sorted out so now everyone has space to develop their own unique neuroses to make them miserable
 HarmonisedMelody: Hahaha, Paul thinking his nightmare was trite sounds quite Paul 
 sallomon33: @beowuuf Wdym, bam is a bamging ship name
 Austere_Squire: @beowuuf I'm calling it Ghostbear
 nyoomgoom: and matt! lots of nightmares
 beowuuf: @Austere_Squire 
 definenull: i wonder if the nightmares are a secret patch note
voren_chalco: @beowuuf Well, Ben's a Prime. Maybe he can ship it.
 Austere_Squire: is that Gandalf?
 nyoomgoom: "thank you for pressing my button" whomsts button did ben press... ... ...
 beowuuf: @sallomon33 ok, i can conceed that point, but it's a little on the nose 
 Magicpokey: @beowuuf You guys are missing the best ship name:  "Beejameron"
 Austere_Squire: damn, magicpokey's got it, tho
 Simbionis: beej in grief? did he and cam break up?
 definenull: ?!?
 nyoomgoom: straight up just a kathleen scream
 PsychoI3oy: "Panic! at the Bidet" is my cover band
 Austere_Squire: I'd be put off Kathleen, too, if she ran up to me and screamed
 nyoomgoom: and adam! nightmares aplenty
 definenull:  
 nyoomgoom: everybody's so scaredy
 nyoomgoom: damn ok ian
 HarmonisedMelody: Moon(base)'s Haunted!
 RebekahWSD: Okay then
voren_chalco: Kathleen running into a room and screaming is just performance art
 RockPusher:  
 Austere_Squire: ian, you don't have to do the sit ups
 Trym___: Are our Sims going to actually be in a better state at the end of the night for once?
 WriterRaven: Starts working out, immediately uncomfortable. Big mood.
 RebekahWSD: I think some sims will be better
 Molladia: @WriterRaven Same
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedEnergeticBearFreakinStinkin-GKnYGrVQ2F5FJ0PD
 sallomon33: Left the roof, immediately stopped feeling uncomfortable. Mood
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah the dissociation toilet
 Austere_Squire: what is it with people and staring at this toilet
 RockPusher: WriterRaven lies down to do situps, remembers the horrors this floor has seen
 RollerToasta: @Trym___ The entire building isn't burning and theres working toilets. I call this a win.
 NornsFelidar: well don't lie on the floor next to garbage to do sit ups and you won't get uncomfortable duh
 TehAmelie: just bros having a BBQ
 Laurence72: It seems Cori is upset that CDHC is not returning?
 Molladia: Remove the gnomes ++Comfort
 HarmonisedMelody: Or, and hear me out cause this might sound crazy... clean the trash??
 NornsFelidar: it does sound crazy
 definenull: graham looks like he did an oopsie in the cursed toilet
 HarmonisedMelody: Pool is getting a lot less use tonight 
 RebekahWSD: No running on the stairs always amuses me
 HarmonisedMelody: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:08 AM
 TehAmelie: the sims have definitely been working out in the pool as a solution to get clean
 HarmonisedMelody: Two more hours 
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh, still?  Glad that hasn't changed!
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh Cori, please upgrade something!! 
 RebekahWSD: Ooo
 TehAmelie: well, now they have working showers so
Phillip Collar: Hello all, what drama unfolds at Casa de LRR?
 NornsFelidar: so angry has to pee
 nyoomgoom: i think that was just paul infodumping to alex. awesome
 HarmonisedMelody: Toilet Party!
 definenull: uhh gbye cam
 nyoomgoom: lmao there goes cam
 RebekahWSD: marduuuu very quiet
 Molladia: WEll thats one way to get everybody to stop hanging out in the toilet
 Austere_Squire: why is it so silent at the disociation toiley
 Austere_Squire: toilet, even
 definenull: ooh geekcon! I wonder if the crew has a booth
 Laurence72: Matt! Wait outside like everyone else!
 electra310: Wow, the Sims are doing activities besides crying and swimming today! 
 CAKHost: Is there a reason why some of the Sims have spots?
 RebekahWSD: They sometimes *repairing*
 HarmonisedMelody: It's a miracle!
 NornsFelidar: @CAKHost magic desease
 RockPusher: electra310 they can have a little fixing and cleaning, as a treat
 TheAwkes: The broken computer sounds fading in and out is catching me off guard almost every time.
 HarmonisedMelody: Does the fairy dust do anything?
 flatluigi: there's a rundown of the magic diseases in discord
 CAKHost: @NornsFelidar Oh no... Dang it Wheeler! XD
 Mathwyn: @rockpusher but not too much cleaning
 RollerToasta: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (1:48 from now).
 HarmonisedMelody: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:12 AM
 Magicpokey: So, like...  What are they randomly getting terrified by?
 Krektogar: @RollerToasta schedule says it's Matt playing Hades 2 at 6am PST
 HarmonisedMelody: Moon's Haunted, Magic
 CAKHost: I wouldn't expect next to do anything for a while
 flatluigi: @Magicpokey the house is haunted quality
 RebekahWSD: Morduuuu~
 WriterRaven: I'm very entertained by Nelly just standing there and dissassociating while ghosts wandered past.
 Simbionis: Heather up to mischief...
 NornsFelidar: is she thinking murder?
 TehAmelie: Heather perpetually has knife and garlic on her mind. i wonder what the cure may be. . .
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SnappyStormyBasenjiStoneLightning-qCT5MN5-SngJLnYB
 definenull: that was *loud*
 WriterRaven: Heather seems to be feeling awfully bitey again.
 TehAmelie: or, i think that's garlic
 CAKHost: Editor Noises!
Joshua (Grizzly): Oh so these are the parts of Desert Bus we never get to see
Exachix Kitsune: ah yes, simulations the lrr
Joshua (Grizzly): Everything build to LRR's motto: "Sure, why not?"
 RedAlexxis: it feels a lot less hectic to just check in an out every so often now, Ben has done a stellar job making this mess work
 Krektogar: ghosts can go through walls? if so, why are they using the stairs?
 Molladia: Habit
 HarmonisedMelody: Walls yes, floors no
 TehAmelie: hebanee, peepoo? that was basically real words
 NornsFelidar: @Krektogar being polite
 nyoomgoom: clown to clown conversation. clown to clown communication
 HarmonisedMelody: Yay Beej!
 sallomon33: @Krektogar I think it's trauma in the case of Adam and Jordynne
 Molladia: Whats the purpose of the sandpit on the roof?
 malsareus: did the roof sink get fixed?
 Krektogar: @sallomon33 that makes sense 
 HarmonisedMelody: Looks like it!
 malsareus: amazing
 Simbionis: Adam keeps having nightmares ;.; and ben too
 Simbionis: Uh oh
 definenull: oh no </3
 RebekahWSD: D:
 TehAmelie: oh no
 WriterRaven: Oh boy. Cam not a fan of Ben's shenanigans...
 Molladia: Thats what you get for sleeping in common areas
 nyoomgoom: very playful
 nyoomgoom: omg graham
 nyoomgoom: lmao
 Summerlithi: ahhh~!
 Astramentha: omg
 themercenary1987: At least its just arguments and not a Saw house atm
 sallomon33: Relatable Graham, I would also be scared of people just standing there
 definenull: that is one heck of a scream
 themercenary1987: That sounded like every movie pregnancy scream
 RebekahWSD: morduuuu
 definenull: lmao cori
 RebekahWSD: Oh no! In the tub!!!
 Krektogar: sleeping in the tub is noooot a good idea
medicalvampire: are they just being spooked by all the ghosts all the time now?
 definenull: hotdog stew inc
 TehAmelie: falling asleep in the middle tub seems rude
 Simbionis: Yay!
 nyoomgoom: good friends yay yay!
 SharktoothJack: aww Paul and Kathleen are become friends 
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NeighborlyColdbloodedGoldfishFrankerZ-LLZwUYOlHp6aY2Yk
 themercenary1987: How are all the situations hips?
 WriterRaven: Well, Ben and Cam hate each other now.
 RebekahWSD: So far everyone is alive that wasn't dead from before, and sometimes things are repaired
 definenull: uhh is the bin supposed to be tipped over
 baltimore_667083: greetings all. what have I missed?
 nyoomgoom: paul what the heck
 definenull: 
 NornsFelidar: gross!!!!
 baltimore_667083: QUAKE
 RebekahWSD: UHM
 bo_brinkman: Why am I here?  Evening folks!
 nyoomgoom: oh god
 RebekahWSD: the HELL
 GrassVortex: 
 sallomon33: @CAKHost It's the  bit all over again
 Thagnok: "Wow this VR is so realistic"
 HarmonisedMelody: Classic earth quake!
 baltimore_667083: 
mjyfs: so what modifications did Ben have to do this time?
 malsareus: well that was anemic
 TehAmelie: omfra gowanch gets me too
 themercenary1987: @baltimore_667083 What did you do?!
 baltimore_667083: curse you, Rancho Cucamonga! (baseball joke)
 WriterRaven: A fat chocobo just ran past at high speeds! It was enough to make the earth kweh!
 nyoomgoom: oh alex angy
 definenull: everyone is on edge todaty
ArtOfStuttering: !localtime
ArtOfStuttering: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:22 AM
 malsareus: clearly the saffest place during quakes is on the roof
 nyoomgoom: oh i think angy sims are knocking the shit over
 nyoomgoom: unless that trash bin was already like that
 HarmonisedMelody: Roof can't fall on you if you're on the roof! *forehead*
 themercenary1987: Was that a James Bond opening they were listening to?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TardyStrongDolphinPhilosoraptor-eTnqZH9qCJLyfgKI
 CAKHost: That ending was chef's kiss
 HarmonisedMelody: Gooooo Nelly!
 TehAmelie: oh, this is the first time the tubs have been alive long enough to get dirty
 CAKHost: @sallomon33 Accurate! XD
 RebekahWSD: Oh goodbye fridge
 malsareus: look at Nellie go!
 RebekahWSD: Oh it's being fixed!
 CAKHost: No not Nelly!
 Molladia: OH now Nelly is going to learn repair
 definenull: let's go nelly
 WriterRaven: \o/
 HarmonisedMelody: Nellllly!!
 CAKHost: Get your hand out of there!
 Jillexie: Go Nelson!
 TehAmelie: maybe we should have a group talk about this rampant plague of nightmares? ...no?
 CAKHost: oh god he's alive
 definenull: lets go james!
 HarmonisedMelody: Wow, hero James Turner!
 HarmonisedMelody: Woah, Nelly!
 definenull: everyone's so productive today
 HarmonisedMelody: You can do it!
 HarmonisedMelody: Clean that roof!
 RebekahWSD: 
 RockPusher: Did James fix the fridge while I was getting water?
 HarmonisedMelody: WOAH!  WE DID IT!
 TehAmelie: he took that trash all the way up
 PsychoI3oy: omg trash made it to the trash bin
 Jillexie: Not all heros have capes
 HarmonisedMelody: Nelly did!
 Molladia: Good job Nelly
 WriterRaven: nibnub to you too, Wheeler.
 RebekahWSD: Nib nub!
 HarmonisedMelody: He literally only stopped in to use the bathroom, and look at all he's accomplished!
 HarmonisedMelody: Thanks Nelly for cleaning all the trash in the Moon Base!
 PsychoI3oy: someone's going to look at the clip (that I'm guessing is being made) of nelly taking the trash out and wonder why it's noteworthy
 nyoomgoom: i think ben is building a robot?? scary
 malsareus: I'm sure Jordynne can make a trash land supercut to precede it
 themercenary1987: @HarmonisedMelody Wasn't that a recent commodore Hustle?
 HarmonisedMelody: Sure was! 
 RebekahWSD: Just show that one day where the entire bunk beds were trash zone
 malsareus: or show the endstate of the roof yesterday
 themercenary1987: @RebekahWSD To be fair, that was gnomes
 HarmonisedMelody: I mean, there's video for most characters being annoyed about the cleaning quality of the moon base
 HarmonisedMelody: Beej less famous 
 RebekahWSD: Yes, but no one was *stopping* them gnomes!
 RockPusher: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Ew, that kitchen
Phillip Collar: I thought LRR’s motto was, “Everything Is Fine!!!”
Finn Dumesny Shaw: !time
 Summerlithi: Did they get a nicer fridge?
 HarmonisedMelody: I think Nelly just fixed it up?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyEphemeralAlmondKreygasm-gDnyjTfqIA8FkbYU
 Molladia: No nelly upgraded it
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 flatluigi: it's too bad they can't repair burnt items
 CAKHost: If I didn't include Wheeler at the end he might be mad XD
 Summerlithi: It was a one door fridge last night, now its two door
 HarmonisedMelody: Yay Umbra! 
 HarmonisedMelody: Not sure Summer 
 definenull: I hear some awoo shenanigans
ThirdFloorDraft: who ever made this... /chef kiss
 RockPusher: I believe the repairs with the handiness skill can also affect upgrades
 RockPusher: *effect
 RockPusher: eepy panda
 RebekahWSD: Ooo better food
 CAKHost: Okay I need to move on with my morning. XD
 RebekahWSD: morduuu
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 RebekahWSD: I love the really distant "morduuuu"
 makeshiftreaper: @Molladia Thanks for the gift sub!
 RebekahWSD: No running on all fours on the stairs lmfao
 definenull: NO BEN
 RebekahWSD: Ben NO
 SnowBuddy18: love that the zoomies stop on the stairs
 WriterRaven: RAMPAGE TIME - oh, wait, there's stairs - MORE RAMPAGE
 Thagnok: Oh Bed.
 HarmonisedMelody: RARR! STUPID SHOWER!
 sallomon33: NO BEN
 definenull: WHY
 HarmonisedMelody: BEN SMASH!
 Thagnok: Ben*
 RockPusher: No cold shower for Ben
 sallomon33: BAD BOY
 KitteyWolf: naughty ben
 Snowcookies: Ben enraged
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI FRIENDS 
 QuixoticScrivener: that’s coming to it of Ben’s paycheck
 HarmonisedMelody: Please, showers are ENRICHMENT for Ben's to destroy!
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 WriterRaven: I should probably go bed...
 nyoomgoom: love how when he broke it he immediately went into the "awww wtf this thing is broken!" sims thing
 jacqui_lantern234: i havent been able to catch much sims, i take it Ben's a warewolf? 
 RebekahWSD: Goodbye, toilet
 WriterRaven: Yup, he got upgraded to Prime Werewolf earlier tonight.
 RebekahWSD: Yes, he is
 Snowcookies: Like in most hidden identity games yes 
 RebekahWSD: Wheeler is a fairy, Kathleen is a spellcaster, and that's all I remember
 RockPusher: At this stage I assume tat computer has some sort of pathing issue
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableDarlingCattleOMGScoots-klUqRBrXU852I9ws
 PsychoI3oy: Heather is a Vampire, too
 Zaghrog: Heather is a vampire
 jacqui_lantern234: @PsychoI3oy ok, but what about in-game heather? 
 RebekahWSD: Oh yes
 CAKHost: OKAY I"m going to take a showing now. Stop distracting me, Sims!
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben's a Werewolf
 Molladia: Does anybody know what that pile of ash is on the bathroom floor?
 HarmonisedMelody: Cameron, Adam, Jordynne are ghosts
 HarmonisedMelody: Fairy Dust, apparently, from Wheeler
 HarmonisedMelody: Also all over the roof!
 RebekahWSD: Matt did...something!
 Molladia: AAHHH
 RebekahWSD: And James!
 HarmonisedMelody: I agree Ian, das grobble
 Simonark: Wait, wait, is that a functioning hot tub? It's like visiting a parallel universe
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah!
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:28 AM
Phillip Collar: Looks like Ben has the zoomies
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Vex Aris: !time
 HarmonisedMelody: The legends are true!
 RebekahWSD: It is! Mostly cause people aren't using it as much
 baltimore_667083: I swear we have a Sniper, a Demoman, and Patrick Warburton as sims
 Simonark: Is it hard to path to somehow or has the ebb and flow of basic hygiene finally been smoothed out in SiMoonbase
 RebekahWSD: Pathing is always a nightmare in the sims, no? It was for my sims
 flatluigi: those plates might not be reachable
medicalvampire: This all just makes me want to boot up my partner’s old EA account and start playing Sims 4 again.
 QuixoticScrivener: looks like we need some unbreakable “toilet” bushes
 GrassVortex: pathing to thing on half walls seems to be an issue. I have had problems with that in my games
 jacqui_lantern234: so whose sim is the most delightfully weird? 
 HarmonisedMelody: Heather, maybe?  Or Kathleen?
 Molladia: Oh Kathleen easily
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah, probably Kathleen
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 RebekahWSD: I like Kathleen just going "morduuu" occasionally
 SharktoothJack: Ben is a werewolf, but that's only to be expected
 bisaflau: Ben is also good since he know breaks things as a werewolf and fixes them as ahuman
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 bisaflau: *now
 HarmonisedMelody: Constantly crying probably isn't that weird, given circumstance
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben is also a werewolf in this Sims 4 content we're currently watching!
 PsychoI3oy: "I like to come here to think"
 Molladia: How has nobody fixed that one screaming PC yet?
 HarmonisedMelody: Seems no one can reach it!
 RebekahWSD: I think it's just uhm, screwed
 jacqui_lantern234: are we not gonna talk about Nelly just hanging out in his heart pattern underwear? 
 Inkymouse: The creepy PC scream adds a certain je ne sais pas
 HarmonisedMelody: Nope, he's the hero who cleaned all the trash!  He can do no wrong!
 Zaghrog: Removing the jars of Jordynne and Adam significantly reduced Heather's downtime, as described in the patch notes
 HarmonisedMelody: Also repaired and upgraded the fridge!
 jacqui_lantern234: @HarmonisedMelody this somehow also tracks for IRL Nelly
 HarmonisedMelody: And also in the game!
 QuixoticScrivener: is that an army of Yoda under the stairs?
 HarmonisedMelody: Grogu I think?
 Zaghrog: R
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:34 AM
 HarmonisedMelody: "Going" goth
 RebekahWSD: The baby grogu protect us from sims dying in the backrooms
 Snowcookies: @QuixoticScrivener it's a safety measure
 jacqui_lantern234: @definenull what do you mean "going"? 
 HarmonisedMelody: My Sims 4 install is 60% finished
 public_key_reveal_party: Wait, who is in a panda costume?
 Molladia: Um is Heather planning on killing  somebody?
 RebekahWSD: Beej sleep costume I think?
 HarmonisedMelody: EXPERIENCE (panda) BEEEJ
 SharktoothJack: that's just Beej's pajamas
 HarmonisedMelody: Planning is long past, now it's plotting!
 RebekahWSD: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Ooooh Heather!
 bisaflau: Heather is aways thinking about murder
 Austere_Squire: mood
 RockPusher: Jordynne locking-in for an editing sess
 RockPusher: """editing"""
 nyoomgoom: @RockPusher "reached video gaming level 3"
 nyoomgoom: 
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh my goodness the roof is fixed
 HarmonisedMelody: Actual heros live in this house   The kinds who clean trash and repair/clean hot tubs!
 QuixoticScrivener: I can’t believe Paul hasn’t built an army of Servos. seems out of character for him.
 jacqui_lantern234: i dunno what scares me more, werewolf ben or flirty ben 
 RockPusher: The hand of god unsouped the tub and installed a sink - the rest the sims have actually improved on their own
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah nice 
 definenull: james got moves!
 NornsFelidar: @jacqui_lantern234 flirty Ben thinks of bitcoin, he is scarier
 Inkymouse: vibin
 Mai_Andra: ♫
 nyoomgoom: break it down james
 RockPusher:   
 RebekahWSD: The mail worked today? Lmfao
 jacqui_lantern234: @NornsFelidar D: EEEEWWWWWWWW
 Stripe_dog: Shake it James!
 definenull:  is there only 1 plate left on the roof floor?
 Makhiel: hey chat, does anyone know what the crew watched on movie night?
 definenull: @Makhiel Killers from Space
 Stripe_dog: Killers from Space
 HarmonisedMelody: Killers from Space
 Stripe_dog: My review: It was a film
 RebekahWSD: Cori making trash there
Michelle E: So. Have they been preparing things?
 HarmonisedMelody: I suppose I can respect that from Cori
 PsychoI3oy: at least this game doesn't have a mood debuf for Ate Without Table
 jacqui_lantern234: cori making trash is the least surprising thing to me 
 RebekahWSD: Dwarves are very picky
 RockPusher: Ian spotting a goldfish on the roof
 Makhiel: thanks, hopefully there will be VOD
 MerrimanLyon: Just tuning in for the morning and omg, the hot tub isn't green!
 KitteyWolf: i love that no-one cleans up the fairy dust piles from wheeler going into the hottub
 HarmonisedMelody: Was going to reprimand Sim Cori, but I can't, it's just too reasonable XD
 nyoomgoom: cameron genius confirmed
 nyoomgoom: eureka moment
 TheBloodsparrow: so I take it they haven’t been preparing things or calling in somebody to make repairs
 HarmonisedMelody: Repairs have been done IN HOUSE!
 RebekahWSD: They have actually repaired stuff
 PsychoI3oy: they've been fixing things
 TheBloodsparrow: G A S P
 Molladia: just NOT that PC
 RebekahWSD: Just some things are possibly unreachable
 Thagnok: Why is sandpit?
 GrassVortex: that is a planter box
 RockPusher: Morduu!!!!
 RebekahWSD: Morduuuuu
 TheBloodsparrow: Are they unreachable because of all the plates?
 Thagnok: @GrassVortex Ah
 GrassVortex: but they won't plant on their own, so it doe snothing
 flatluigi: apparently you can't plant things automatically
 QuixoticScrivener: brb taking a jacuzzi nap
 Molladia: Where did Ian identify a fish?
 RebekahWSD: I'm shocked no one has died from sleeping in the hot tub
 Stripe_dog: Sims will harvest and care from plants autonomously but they won't plant autonomously
 nyoomgoom: the hot tub sleep brothers
 spo8n: triple ja
 Stripe_dog: The bed room is terrifying.
 TheBloodsparrow: I guess not planting automatically is the trade off for being able to eat without a table and not go on a psychotic rampage as a result
 RebekahWSD: Fair tradeoff
 TheBloodsparrow: bet
  SmithKurosaki: Good ol' Serge staring off into a corner
 RebekahWSD: Man I'm hungry. I oughta think of breakfast
 Stripe_dog: Are those... Grogu's under the stairs?
 RebekahWSD: Yes
 jacqui_lantern234: back to the jacuzzi nap buddies 
 RebekahWSD: They protect the sims from dying to the backrooms
 bisaflau: @Stripe_dog the guardians of the backrooms
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Yes, to stop them from pathing under there and getting stuck
 nyoomgoom: graham sitting there waiting for them to wake up so he can chat lmao
Waves of Babies: oh the hot tub isn't a pool of filth
 flatluigi: ben needed space filler and they were the spacest thing he found
 Simbionis: good job nelly lol
 Stripe_dog: @RebekahWSD My breakfast today is orange marmalade on toast
 RebekahWSD: I'm thinking ramen with ramen eggs
 jacqui_lantern234: @nyoomgoom somehow on track with irl graham 
 Snowcookies: any bleffys?
 flatluigi: the fireplace has been stuck in the tv dimension
 flatluigi: we did have a criminal earlier
 Stripe_dog: @RebekahWSD I love marmalade but I'd rather have your breakfast
 TheBloodsparrow: … did a ghost just fix something?
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 specktakuler: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, specktakuler! (Today's storm count: 27)
 RebekahWSD: Well we do have enough ramen and ramen eggs for three people, but then sibling or husband has none, and they might get cranky
 Stripe_dog: @TheBloodsparrow Ghosts can do anything a living sim can do and lots of things a living sim can't do.
 flatluigi: oh someone set the bathroom sink on fire
 Austere_Squire: i believe in your ability to fix this computer
 RebekahWSD: It looks like Ben has fire fever or whatever so he mighta
 Austere_Squire: everyone just walkin' around in skivvies
 Austere_Squire: jordynne, why
 nyoomgoom: jordynne sending trash to the trash dimension
 jacqui_lantern234: @nyoomgoom hey now, dont knock my home! 
 Stripe_dog: I basically never play the sims with full autonomy on because I Don't Trust Them so this whole experience is facinating.
 Molladia: I've only seen Adam sleeping since I started watching
 RockPusher: People seem to find that couch particularly comfy?
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 zapshakur: Good morning, sub-a-thonners!
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 nyoomgoom: @jacqui_lantern234 trash dimension dwellers (handshake emoji)
 flatluigi: @Stripe_dog there's apparently mods to massively improve the automation too
 Austere_Squire: @Molladia in his defense, he spent the first, like, 3-4 weeks of sims time refusing to sleep
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 Stripe_dog: @RockPusher If a sim's sleep need is low but it''s not night they seem to prefer naps on the couch over sleeping in a bed.
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 Austere_Squire: i thought the guitar was stolen by her coworker
 jacqui_lantern234: @nyoomgoom you merely adopted the trash dimension. i was born in it, molded by it
 flatluigi: also I asked on discord, does anyone know if there's mods for the burnt items?
 nyoomgoom: @jacqui_lantern234 this is true i'm originally from the endless void
 flatluigi: especially since one of the magical diseases is ruining so many 8tems
 jacqui_lantern234: @flatluigi couldnt tell ya, tbh. never played a sims before
 jacqui_lantern234: @nyoomgoom yeah! endless void of delightful friends!!!
 nyoomgoom: @jacqui_lantern234 ya thankfully it had internet connection 
 Austere_Squire: matt, whatcha doin' bud
 MTigress: nice the roof is starting to get usable again
 Stripe_dog: Everyone loves rumaging through the roof garbage piles!
 Austere_Squire: why is everyone playing in the trash
 HarmonisedMelody: Might need to delete the plates on the walls? And whatever with the computer
 RockPusher: Superb work Wheeler!
 Snowcookies: wall plates are part of our heritage at this point
 Stripe_dog: Bathroom is surprisingly occupied presently.
 nyoomgoom: lol the rooftop party all moved to the bathroom
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 ralphthellama: @austere_squire AI showing us what it really thinks about humans
 jacqui_lantern234: @Stripe_dog listen, ive unironically had some of the best convo's in the bathroom back at college
 RockPusher: Paul scared of… sports‽
 beowuuf: apropos of nothing, there's a crapshoot next saturday?
 HarmonisedMelody: Trash goes in the trash can... well... I guess?
 RockPusher: beowuuf sure looks that way
 HarmonisedMelody: Technically right?
 Stripe_dog: Terrible news about moving the mailbox: The mailman will never figure it out.
 Molladia: @beowuuf Well a Crapshot released 2 days ago, so I doubt it
 beowuuf: @RockPusher guess i missed the mentions. woo and hoo.
 Molladia: Oh shoot, not shot
 beowuuf: yup 
 MTigress: they should record a crapshot in sims
 RockPusher: beowuuf I'm just going by the schedule. They have committed to doing one per season of crapshots
 beowuuf: @RockPusher oh, ok, i forgot the reason we had one a while back. cool, cool
 PsychoI3oy: Adam, please share the recipe for Spaghetti and Strawberry Cake
 PsychoI3oy: I am very curious
 beowuuf: oh shit i hadn't paused minecraft and the ghast i was hunting sudden;y found me....
 RockPusher: beowuuf [kitty noises]*kaboom*
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aceviru: morning
 beowuuf: yup, exactly. Like i was walking around for 10 mins, no ghast, so i wanted to check what was first on the schedule.... forgot i clicked out of minecraft in my inventory menu so... no paused 
 beowuuf: on the bright side, got the tear music disc first try 
 RockPusher: nice
 Snowcookies: has wheeler left his house at all?
 nyoomgoom: hecken leyline thing
 RebekahWSD: Yes.
 sallomon33: right now, in fact
 Snowcookies: ah there he is
 stippledotter: @snowcookies amazing timing
 Duudeman1620: what is the glowing cracking in the grass?
 CAKHost: Who shouted Marco?!
 nyoomgoom: oh my
 baltimore_667083: polo!
 Inkymouse: um
 RebekahWSD: Huh
 sallomon33: I see Ian is also interersted in ghosts
 Snowcookies: Jordynne and Ian?
 beowuuf: is someone summoning cthulhu?
 HarmonisedMelody: Huh... I didn't realise boys and girls could... I mean... how would it even...
 sallomon33: what is it with Heather constantly wanting to barf
 HarmonisedMelody: I guess in a fantasy world like this, anything is possible!
 CAKHost: Are the Haunting getting... warmer?
 baltimore_667083: surely somebody has fallen into the pool
 CAKHost: I would say "hotter" but ghost being chilly, warm might be the best we can do. 
 bisaflau: @sallomon33 I think it's her vampire urges
 sallomon33: @CAKHost to be fair, you can't spell 'ghost' without 'hot'
 Summerlithi: Heather is sick, like most of them
 HarmonisedMelody: BEEEEEEsJ
 RockPusher:    
 Stripe_dog: Why is bees
 CAKHost: @sallomon33 ...You aren't wrong. XD
 HarmonisedMelody: BEEj
 Inkymouse: oh, is that Beej in the panda?
 sallomon33: Adam happy swimming, as should be
 HarmonisedMelody: Also T-hogs?
 CAKHost: Bees and bats. Now we just need another "B" infestation
 sallomon33: look at this pristine boi just having a great time
 PhoenixMelior: Mornin chat, anything cool happen overnight?
 Jillexie: Bears
 HarmonisedMelody: Bites?
 CAKHost: I wanna vote balloons
 HarmonisedMelody: Lots Phoenix!
 Stripe_dog: @Inkymouse Yeah Beej's sleepwear is a fursuit
 CAKHost: @HarmonisedMelody Oh right. Heather. XD
 RockPusher: PhoenixMelior the moonbase has spiralled into… actually pretty functional
 Snowcookies: I just now noticed that symbol is a flexing arm and not a fish lol
 Jillexie: I think Heather needs to feed.
 RockPusher: just need the hand of god to smite that computer and we should be good
 CAKHost: Do non-vampire Sims meed to be at a particular mood level for a vampire to feed?
 CAKHost: Is that why Heather hasn't Bite yet?
 Summerlithi: If your reltionship is good enough you can ask to feed
 Stripe_dog: Is the person in the hot tub okay?
 AugmentingPath: just sleeping, I think
 Jillexie: Just napping
 HarmonisedMelody: Biting can restore their VAMPIRE ENERGY, but so can other things
  SmithKurosaki: That makes sense summer
 CAKHost: Well they are already dead soo...
 Stripe_dog: That doesn't seem safe.
 Summerlithi: Otherwise you can compell to let you feed
 RockPusher: Great work Cori!
 RockPusher: Cori thinking about getting out of the game
 RockPusher: maybe going legit
 CAKHost: (At least I think that was Adam in the hot tub)
 Snowcookies: Cori is not into thievery?
 RockPusher: perhaps after one last big score
 flatluigi: heather has fed multiple times before on stream
 CAKHost: Guess she''s just tired of it? Like how many times can you Bite your fellow LRR-Sim?
 Rasaella: ohyafoya
 Summerlithi: A bitten person gets a moodlet that stops them from being bitten again for a while
 BlueChloroplast: Indeed
 RockPusher: Alrighty friends, I should get some shut-eye. Be good, have fun, and see you all again in a few hours
 beowuuf: o7
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Bye RockPusher
 sallomon33: see you RockPusher
  SmithKurosaki: Later rock
 Stripe_dog: Just standing there taking in the sight of that horrid toilet.
  SmithKurosaki: Can't imagine the smell
 Rasaella: ahhh couch eep
  SmithKurosaki: Serge enjoys cooking show?
 sallomon33: shirtless Serge... watching a cooking program... is this some kink?
Bentropik: !time
aceviru: it's 5:12 there
Bentropik: ah damn, I'll have to go to bed before they're up
aceviru: in Yu-Gi-Oh voice "wake up, lrrbot"
aceviru: Get rest friend
aceviru: MTG is still going to be here all day
 HarmonisedMelody: Food Porn?
  SmithKurosaki: Hey we don't kinkshame here
 Stripe_dog: I like how Serge picked up that plate and then tought better about it.
 type_variable: so did ben just set this game up and is we watch it run?
 Booster6: whats that jet engine looking thing?
  SmithKurosaki: @type_variable yup. It's the overnight this year
 HarmonisedMelody: Loved the rewatch sessions, but this is also great!
 HarmonisedMelody: And hopefully slightly less work?
 beowuuf: @type_variable he does tweaks, txc2 stickied the patch notes link
 HarmonisedMelody: Or at least less work for Graham?
 Stripe_dog: @HarmonisedMelody This is almost certainly more work
 TheMerricat: I'm assuming that most of them don't get dressed because they were woke up instead of being able to wake up on their own...
 HarmonisedMelody: Fair Stripe!
 ratprints: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (39m from now).
 beowuuf:  playing  
 FromBrainToKeyboard: OH, more Hades with Matt
 flatluigi: the overnight classic vods were a lot more work on the editors
 flatluigi: this is much less work overall
 flatluigi: especially after Ben's initial setup
 nyoomgoom: everyone backseating matt making the food
Athatar: @nyoomgoom In-person chat
 flatluigi: all the chairs and the couch unusably burnt
 flatluigi: is the thing with the mirror top burnt?
 type_variable: who is the ghost?
  SmithKurosaki: Ian watching iron chef, also on point
 flatluigi: cam
  SmithKurosaki: @type_variable Cameron, Jordynne, Adam are all ghosts
 Booster6: Cam started as a ghost, Adam and Jordynne became ghosts after dying night 1
 flatluigi: cam started as a ghost  then jordynne and adam got stuck in the walls nigh 1
 Stripe_dog: Truly heroic work taking on that toilet
 ratprints: I love that Cam started as a ghost
 beowuuf: tbf more people became ghost but it appears we don't walk about The Incidents
  SmithKurosaki: Night 2 doesnt exist
 flatluigi: ohhh that's the trash they've complained about, the burnt furniture
 DragaFireHawk: @beowuuf It got sucked into a time vortex, it's fiiiine
 Zaghrog: Night 2 was yeeted, as it was deemed a cursed tomeline
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:18 AM
aceviru: ooh, it only took 6 minutes to respond
aceviru: And they said robots would be taking our jobs
aceviru: :face-green-smiling:
 Greyah: Looks like the roof is decidedly less of a literal garbage dump. But still a little messy.
  mowdownjoe: @zaghrog You may say it was the darkest timeline.
 Stripe_dog: why is Beej scared
 RebekahWSD: Guess if you're hiding under the covers and not sleeping, no panda
 HarmonisedMelody: What's the Wheeler notification?
 HarmonisedMelody: About cleaning with a PCI card?
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, go Serge!
 Zaghrog: @mowdownjoe Eh, I hear fire is pretty bright 
 HarmonisedMelody: I wish I could tell a Knock Knock joke, Cameron has surpassed me!
 nyoomgoom: @HarmonisedMelody comment on how the place is getting more clean but still has a lot more to clean
 HarmonisedMelody: Haha checks out 
 HarmonisedMelody: Might be worth doing a single Maid/Repair call out
 tajessa: Hey friends, how is everyone going
 thegreatwyrdling: I've had this running for a few hours, and listening to their cries and noises is kinda creepy.
 nyoomgoom: go ian
 AveryCorvus: This adds up
 TheMerricat: @tajessa Best night so far!
 baltimore_667083: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Go Ian, Go Ian!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ian be vibin
 thegreatwyrdling: Ian popping off though
 HarmonisedMelody: Ian Repairing!!
 TheMerricat: We actually have FOUR, I repeat, FOUR happy sims!
 HarmonisedMelody: Everything's coming up Ian now!
 HarmonisedMelody: Incredible stuff!
 tajessa: @themerricat i hear substantially less wailing/gnashing of teeth/fire alarms 
 thegreatwyrdling: Clean those plates.
 TheMerricat: Well, had.
 nyoomgoom: cori ambitious confirmed
 ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6d, 6:13:06. 
 TheMerricat: Is that fairy puke all over the patio?
 HarmonisedMelody: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (30m from now).
 HarmonisedMelody: Sure is Merricat!
 TheMerricat: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Aroooo!
 thegreatwyrdling: Why was ben glowing red?
 tajessa: is it time for Dog Tales (aroooo!)
 nyoomgoom: he's going werewolf mode
 HarmonisedMelody: Thanks Alex!
 HarmonisedMelody: Well... nearly?
Felipe Modesto: whaaat the heck hahaha
aceviru: welcome in
Felipe Modesto: :)
Felipe Modesto: Just in time to see part of the moon base catch fire? hahaha
aceviru: just a normal day at the moon base
 nyoomgoom: gradually
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, Alex becoming Handy!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ian is in the holodeck!
 thegreatwyrdling: Why was Alex summoning the demons?
 tajessa: you can do it Alex!
 HarmonisedMelody: That's a new one!
 marshallade: Alex just now becoming handy? wow
 Deyna_Taggerung: Alex upgrading the washlet with spare parts from the pressure washer
 marshallade: pukes today, pukes tomorrow, pukes with great immediacy
 HarmonisedMelody: Repairing a barfed on toilet, impressive!
 UltraVioletVodoo: did cam just driveby puke?
 Greyah: I gotta say, after yesterday it’s really weird to see the place with working lights.
 thegreatwyrdling: Also why was HAL in the bathroom?
  SmithKurosaki: Right?
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 PhoenixMelior: Serge really likes the bachelor
 marshallade: @Greyah I forgot the sims moon base could be... not dark
 tajessa: it's weird to see green Sims too
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 flatluigi: the only roadblock we have now are all the burnt items, like the one that's making the bsod computer unfixable
 type_variable: what is this cursed corner toilet
 UltraVioletVodoo: what the hell happened to that bed?
  SmithKurosaki: Cleaning;
 HarmonisedMelody: It's a cursed corner toiet
 HarmonisedMelody: *toilet
 tajessa: @type_variable secret toilet, secret toilet, down the hallway, secret secret secret toilet
 Krektogar: @UltraVioletVodoo fire, probably?
 flatluigi: @UltraVioletVodoo a magic disease burns random items, which aren't automatedly fixable
 marshallade: just a normal hot tub nap
  r10pez10: oh yeah the spell known as "electrical fault"
 flatluigi: like a quarter of the furniture in the house is burnt
 PhoenixMelior: The gnomes are watching
  SmithKurosaki: Someone was have a nap in a regular tub earlier
 stippledotter: First time viewer, why gnomes?
  Sarah_Serinde: Good morning chat, anything noteworthy in the Sims today?
 tajessa: I think 'why not gnomes' was the reason
 HarmonisedMelody: So much!
 Deyna_Taggerung: Because they're gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin
  r10pez10: so many people have gotten good at repair
 flatluigi: @stippledotter they appeared in a seasonal event earlier and Ben added them permanently
 Snowcookies: Ian woohooed a ghost
 Zaghrog: A couple more woohoos
 HarmonisedMelody: The place is largely cleaner and repaired...er
 Krektogar: @Sarah_Serinde no fires or deaths!
 nyoomgoom: @Sarah_Serinde upkeep is functioning better, also there was a burgler
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh mild drama
 TheMerricat: So one thing I've remembered from Sims3, this base may just be too BIG for the crew. Folk give up on tasks if it takes too long to get to them. At least in the Sims3 if you had too big of a house your sims were effectively dysfunctional because they'd decide to clean hours or something similar, and would lose focus half way walking there.
 marshallade: back in the day gnomes was just a normal hobby thing a sim could make at a crafting bench, what never did no mischiefs
  Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, sounds like Ben fixed it too well 
 kusinohki: meows
 kusinohki: just read patch notes, Ben had some fun
 tajessa: normal Beej, normal noises
  r10pez10: people keep walking in to people on the toilet
 2catladykatie: does anyone feel fluent in simplistic after watching this for the past few nights?
 PhoenixMelior: Jordynne is flirty i see
  Sarah_Serinde: r10pez10 wow rude
 Snowcookies: Oh apparently a burglary happened too
 2catladykatie: *simlish*
 nyoomgoom: warn of danger... ... ...
 tajessa: hmmm
 Austere_Squire: one of cori's coworkers came in and stole most of the broken computers
 Molladia: we lost power
 Krektogar: they missed one, unfortunately
 ryuhimora: @Austere_Squire ...why
 Mazrae: Good timezone everyone, so what's been happening with the Sims over night, I see the soup is gone
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  Sarah: Hello friends
aceviru: Morning sarah
 Trym___: I am not sure I have ever seen James out of his speedo's
 PhoenixMelior: Heah james loves the speedos
 Austere_Squire: @ryuhimora office hijinks?
 SharktoothJack: Heather seems to spend every night cleaning
 farley_f: I wonder should James do lrl in speedos
 Amboss2: @SharktoothJack and occasionally thinks about stabbing people
 nyoomgoom: serge managed to sit in the hot tub without falling asleep. commendable
 Trym___: @Amboss2 who doesn't
 Austere_Squire: @SharktoothJack well, the urns are gone so she can't spend them mourning the dead any more
 RoeDent89: Panda pyjamas
 RoeDent89: Uh
 Trym___: Zoomies time
 ryuhimora: did ben just go in the pool ti it taje take a shit
 RebekahWSD: Ben no!
 tajessa: panda
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ah, Ben smash
 type_variable: wtf is ben doing
 HarmonisedMelody: Pandjamas
 BlackIsis: i see things are going well as usual
 HarmonisedMelody: Staunching?
 Deyna_Taggerung: 
 PhoenixMelior: Ben having a normal time
 Stripe_dog: I love how wearwolves can only go up stairs in the most civilized fashion
 Krektogar: zoom zoom BenBen!
 nyoomgoom: cool!
 RoeDent89: Welcome back Ben
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ben has the zoomies...and he's back
 Simonark: Werewolves are always arguing with Ian, it's become a cliche at this point
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh cute! Just noticed the cubbies 
 Kelazi5: Hey we actually still have power for once
 type_variable: ben is truly the golden retriever of lrr
 ryuhimora: good werewolf session ben
 Mazrae: I see the bsod computer is still there
 Snowcookies: I still find it funny that even as an angered werewolf, Ben walks up the stairs on 2 feet
 RoeDent89: So it's blue ghost to green ghost
 tajessa: maaaarduuuuu
 Thagnok: Empathy: I feel you Sympathy: I feel for you Lycanthropy: I feel awooooo
 farley_f: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (19m from now).
 protojman: was just thinking, this probably is a decent simulation of what would happen if you had all lrr members in at once. and also living at the mb fulltime.
 RoeDent89: Ma creeeb
 RebekahWSD: No matter how scared or terrified or wolfy they are, they *always* walk on the stairs
 farley_f: I thought I heard a ps5
 RebekahWSD: Morduu!
 Trym___: Mordu!
 HarmonisedMelody: Marduuuu!
 sallomon33: Mooorduuu!
 tajessa: Morduu!
 RoeDent89: SimPaul has learned sea shanties?
 marshallade: Paul playing Arena I guess
 HarmonisedMelody: Yulma!
 ryuhimora: @Mazrae a this point I think its just part of our heritage
 nyoomgoom: they are communicating
 PhoenixMelior: So true kathleen
 Zaghrog: Scared Sims also switch to casual.walkjng on the stairs, it's unfortunately the only.method of traversing stairs
 RoeDent89: Mordu
 Trym___: Even more mordu!
 RebekahWSD: I love the morduuuuus
 RebekahWSD: They're so dramatic
 tajessa: Mordu 2: Mord Harder
 JessieImproved: Good morning everyone.  I see the SimBase is going significantly better this time.
 Mathwyn: Morduex
 farley_f: maybe Mordu can become a command
 Trym___: Mordu 3: Mordu Drift
 HarmonisedMelody: Sure has Jessie!
 HarmonisedMelody: Mordu More Furious!
 Zaghrog: I guess non standard methods of traversing stairs would place Sims at too much health risk
 tajessa: Mordu 2: Electric Boogaloo
 RoeDent89: Mordu
 RoeDent89: Muffled
 Amboss2: what are those grey patches on Ben?
  SmithKurosaki: If people wanna dump some responses in the sim thread for !mordu, I'll see what I can do later 
 flatluigi: @Amboss2 magic disease
 RoeDent89: Panda suit clipping through the duvet
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh that's what that was, I was wondering
 PhoenixMelior: Ian keeps having nightmares
 HarmonisedMelody: Ah Duvet, and you don't seem to understand...
 simic_yeti: patch notes are great
 RoeDent89: TTSF
 MaddogM: Serge is terrified of cooking shows?
 Desruprot: uh interesting
  SmithKurosaki: Serge and Nelly both into shirtless cooking show watching
EonsofIan: What was up with those floating sims? Did they die?
 marshallade: @MaddogM maybe they were using instant coffee for something
 MaddogM: I've only just got home, any major events?
 Amboss2: @MaddogM They probably made the coffee wrong
 Trym___: Just two bro's shirtlessley watching a cooking show
 Zaghrog: @MaddogM Ian and Jordynne woohoo, earthquake
 flatluigi: @MaddogM criminal stole a bunch of stuff, people's magic disease keep burning things, the repair mod actually works (but not on burnt things sadly)
 tajessa: awkwardfart.wav
 undecided44: Ian runs by in panic... Nelson remains focused... "Is TTSF on tonight, or should I be worried?" he thinks to himself.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh nobody told me about the burning. Heather probably approves 
 tajessa: is Cori nicking stuff from work? nice.
 flatluigi: her work _is_ nicking stuff
 bisaflau: @Sarah_Serinde she did until she burned in the sunlight
  SmithKurosaki: @undecided44 I can understand the concern, TTSF is switching to monthly after this week
 tryllebanjo: Uh, when's the stream populated by in-the-flesh LRRman-beings again?
EonsofIan: Is Cori dead?
 PhoenixMelior: Heather keeps burning things? That scans
 tajessa: @flatluigi even better
 terribleplan: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Hades 2 w/ Matt at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (10m from now).
 Mazrae: Have they actually been fixing things overnight
 flatluigi: yes
 HarmonisedMelody: They sure have Mazrae!
 RebekahWSD: Occasionally yes!
  Sarah_Serinde: @bisaflau that was alternate universe Heather, she's currently alive isn't she?
 RoeDent89: Pools looks less cursed now
  SmithKurosaki: Yes
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes actively focusing on her right now 
 bisaflau: @Sarah_Serinde true
Adam Steel: Hello!
 Snowcookies: Will heather die if she doesn't feed?
 ClockTamer: just woke up, anyone die last night?
 PsychoI3oy: nope
 HarmonisedMelody: ZERO deaths!
 HarmonisedMelody: And in fact, a lot of the building cleaned and repaired!
 Nigouki: how many undeaths?
 tajessa: panda
 ClockTamer: damn!
 Lazarus2511: green panda!
 ClockTamer: moonbase got its act together
 PsychoI3oy: well, a few single-item fires due to whatever that magical sickness is
 HarmonisedMelody: Sims are practically living their best lives!
 PsychoI3oy: yeah, there's even a few green diamond thingies
 flatluigi: we've learned that a magic disease burns things in the moonbase and like 1/4 of the stuff in the moonbase is burnt, including the chair in front of the bsod tinnitus computer (which is why it's still broken)
 Mazrae: Has the bills been played or have they had things repossessed
llawliet90: There's been a bit of woohooing going on they've been that happy
 flatluigi: bills are also being autopaid
 Simonark: But apparently Ben turned off that switch that said "Carnage" and it's been mostly death-free
 type_variable: mostly death free
 josh___something: That switch, otherwise known as 'a fireplace'
 Met_kaf: This bear is spitting facts
 PhoenixMelior: Ben: fine.
 HarmonisedMelody: OOoh Guitar!
 type_variable: bit rude to the ghost population
 Nigouki: Ian sure is being Ian
 marshallade: serge having some kind of kale soup emergency?
 Zaghrog: @Mazrae I think the bills have been successfully paid tonight
 HarmonisedMelody: Nelly is GAMING!
 PhoenixMelior: Nelson is a level 5 gamer
 Lazarus2511: it seeems there is plenty of chaos from 3-4 bathrooms for many sims
 HarmonisedMelody: Safety
 josh___something: Nelson, certified gamer
 PhoenixMelior: To stop people from dying in the walls
 HarmonisedMelody: They're safety Grogus
llawliet90: To stop people clipping to their death again
 Mazrae: How often has the bathrooms been broken?
 MrPipboy3000: @Nigouki Why?  Where do you keep yours?
 josh___something: Those are the clipping prevention yodas
 HarmonisedMelody: SPYs
 HarmonisedMelody: CPYs, rather
 marshallade: @josh___something brilliant!
 HarmonisedMelody: Paul showing why he's the Boss!
 Simbionis: Paul the absolute gamer
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 Nigouki: well I suppose any place is good as long as you keep them away from Dave Filoni...
 HarmonisedMelody: Close to retiring Champion of Gaming!
 SnowBuddy18: I guess we all have level 7 gaming in here
 Jillexie: Ben with the repair!
 Cavemanhar: so who all is a ghost so far
 tajessa: I don't recognise Cori without her hot dog
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ah, I see that everything is perfectly normal
 HarmonisedMelody: Cameron, Jordynne, Adam
 HarmonisedMelody: Ghost Buds!
 PhoenixMelior: Ian scared of Ben, got it
 Cavemanhar: @HarmonisedMelody all still just those three
 RebekahWSD: On the FLOOR?
aceviru: yo
Adam Steel: I was watching the beej fallout stream earlier, it was funny how some people were like “cmon beej, it’s sims time, hurry up” 😂
aceviru: Wow
Adam Steel: I mean not in a nasty way, just people have been digging the lrr sims
aceviru: Hey, I get it. Sometimes you just need your soap opera
aceviru: Oh yeah, I got it lol
aceviru: big "mom said it's my turn to play" vibes haha
Krais101: I've never tuned in to sims before. What's the deal with the panda?
Adam Steel: Beats me!
 HarmonisedMelody: Cori is FEELING it, so much energy she's doing bathroom crunches!
 Desruprot: fitter Cori
 type_variable: Muscle touch!
 Sudobyte: exercising on the piss-floor. excellent
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh, bats!
  SmithKurosaki: I blame heather
 tajessa: Chorg!
EonsofIan: We must increase the chorg
voren_chalco: What am Chorg invent this time?
 ClockTamer: ya ever get attacked by bats while you are trying to shit? Shit sucks
 Lazarus2511: 
 PhoenixMelior: Sad alex
  SmithKurosaki: @clocktamer no, no - the bats suck
 ryuhimora: oh I missed a bunch of bathtubs got put in
 adamshandy: @ClockTamer ayy
 Trym___: Mordu
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, Bameron close!
 Desruprot: news interviewing a horse
 tajessa: ask not what mord can do for u, but what u can do for mord
 nyoomgoom: oh my
 stippledotter: Mordu has been called, but not reciprocated
 HarmonisedMelody: And achieved!
 flatluigi: 🎉
 type_variable: oh
 RebekahWSD: That sure is a couple
 SnowBuddy18: Cam and Wheeler
 Austere_Squire: is the sound quality on that like record-ish?
 HarmonisedMelody: Wham?
 Trym___: Wham indeed
 PhoenixMelior: Good for cam and wheeler
  TXC2: Hello Everybody, how has SIM LRR been?
 Mazrae: Was the the first "couple" that's happened
 HarmonisedMelody: Fantastic TXC2!
 Lazarus2511: oh my
 PhoenixMelior: Hi txc2, we got robbed
 HarmonisedMelody: What WOULD it be like!?
 nyoomgoom: lmao
  SmithKurosaki: @txc2 less chaotic than we've become accustomed to
 nyoomgoom: the achievement
  TXC2: HarmonisedMelody  oh good
 RebekahWSD: Wait we only got that NOW?
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  oh no!
 tajessa: and someone has woohoo'd with a ghost
 QuixoticScrivener: did woohoo just happen?
 RebekahWSD: But Kathleen and Jordynne!
 type_variable: cam and wheeler just woohood
 type_variable: whatever that means
 Austere_Squire: yeah, ben, you eat that food
 HarmonisedMelody: Maybe needed to be a human?
  TXC2: SmithKurosaki  but still some chaos
 Zaghrog: Ian and Jordynne happened earlier too?
 RebekahWSD: Oh maybe
 HarmonisedMelody: Coach Nelly coaching Ben on eating
 flatluigi: i guess jordynne didn't count since she didn't start as a ghost
 marshallade: but wheeler is fae, right?
 commentarywife: Hi all, looks like there are far fewer broken things (though still some)
  SmithKurosaki: @txc2 a little, as a treat
 tajessa: Heather the real mvp for cleaning the kitchen
 marshallade: ohhh jordynne wasn't a ghost at the time
 Summerlithi: You get a notification when it's the first time for special event
 HarmonisedMelody: Might need to be a mortal human with a fae?
 Zaghrog: Cameron is OG ghost
 ryuhimora: I couldn't read the achachievement fast enough, what was it?
 Austere_Squire: maybe two cryptids?
 Austere_Squire: heather is the hero we needed now that she isn't weighed down by grief
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 Lazarus2511: it was "what would it be like"? or something similar and a heart and a ghost
 nyoomgoom: @ryuhimora the achievement was "what would it be like?" for woohooing a ghost. which is extra funny cuz that already happened earlier
 Austere_Squire: hullo
 commentarywife: Ooh Hades
 Zaghrog: @ryuhimora "What would it be like?" Woohoo a ghost
 PhoenixMelior: Bye sims
 HarmonisedMelody: Heya Matt!
 flatluigi: bye sims
 marshallade: oh hello LRRsman
 tajessa: bye bye sims
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh, Hi Matt!!
 PhoenixMelior: Hi matt
 Krektogar: hey Matt, good morning!
 stippledotter: Hi Matt!
 Trym___: Goodnight LRRsims, Hi Matt
 tajessa: hello Matt!
 commentarywife: Hi Matt!
  TXC2: title change
 malsareus: ooooh folder
 adamshandy: ooh the backrooms
 QuixoticScrivener: bonjour le’Matt!
 Austere_Squire: A Matthewman, perhaps?
Scarbble: 2 hades 2 furious
 PsychoI3oy: ooh beej secrets
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Amboss2: Good Morning 
 jacqui_lantern234: hewwo matt :3
 wench_tacular: hey Matt
 Cunobelenos: morning!
 tajessa: good morning Matt!
 sallomon33: hi Matt!
 JessieImproved: heyoooo
 malsareus: Hey Matt
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 FromBrainToKeyboard: Hey Matt
 Lazarus2511: heeeey
  TXC2: Hello Matt
 dippedfeathers: hi
 PsychoI3oy: you didn't die so you can't be a ghost
 malsareus: Your Sim did a lot of good cleaning tonight
 marshallade: Matt, so visible!
 commentarywife: We can see you now!
 arcanzaJenkins: morning matt!
 Trym___: Mordu Matt!
 HarmonisedMelody: Good moooorning Mr Matt
 Lazarus2511: g'mornin
 PhoenixMelior: Morduuuuu
 MTigress: hi Matt!
 Snowcookies: Mordu!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Morning!
 eyeofthebasilisk: Hiiii. How are you?
 Zaghrog: Enjoy the show folks, I need to avoid Hades 2 spoilers
 Cheese_Hammer: mordu!
blastedman: bonjour tout le monde 
 HarmonisedMelody: Sims had loads of fun!
Adam Steel: Then again, there are episodes of commodoreHustle that make less sense 😀
Adam Steel: Is there a mod running the camera or is it full auto?
  Sarah: This is modded to make it work completely unattended
Adam Steel: Very cool!
Krais101: Wait I see ghosts. Who died?
  Sarah: Cameron began this as a ghost, Jordynne and Adam died the first night
Krais101: I'm genuinely impresed by whoever set this up, it's amazing how quickly I recognise people in this
  Sarah: Ben put a bunch of work into this yeah
Lasciel Woodburne: is it ghost matt time?
Krais101: Great Job Ben!
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 tajessa: Morduuuuuu Matt
 sallomon33: indeed!
 MaddogM: evening Matt
  TXC2: so long Zaghrog  stay safe
 NornsFelidar: how are you so cheerful in the morning?
 Austere_Squire: they had so few problems today, it was so refreshing! no one caught fire!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: A much better night for them
 HarmonisedMelody: Sims are downright nearly competent now!
 adamsteelproducer: sure looks like 6am!
 Cheese_Hammer: I mean, they got dirty a few times
 jacqui_lantern234: morduuuuu
llawliet90: Morduuu
 HarmonisedMelody: Plenty of getting dirty for sure, but they're sims
 QuixoticScrivener: Cam and Wheeler just hooked up. Did you catch it?
 thimbles_edge: olo
 eyeofthebasilisk: @cheese_hammer in a couple ways 
 Austere_Squire: always, matt, that's how stream go
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 nyoomgoom: things sims say when they're being scary with it. moooorrduuuuu. grayyyyblleee
  TXC2: EonsofIan  
 HarmonisedMelody: Woah, big drop!
 nyoomgoom: also woh!
 Lazarus2511:   
 jacqui_lantern234: meds reminder for those who may need them!!!
  TXC2: ^
 malsareus: has Windows betrayed you yet again?
 eyeofthebasilisk: Oooo a good meds reminder
 MaddogM: Matt if you keep breaking things  ...  
EonsofIan:   
 FromBrainToKeyboard: lots of flan
 beowuuf: 
llawliet90: So in terms of woohoos there was cam and beej (leaving Graham broken hearted, Ian and Jordynne and then cam and wheeler right at the end?
 malsareus: in real life however
 thimbles_edge: oh yeah meds are important huh
 wench_tacular: and in real life?
 Met_kaf: But in real life...
 Austere_Squire: that sounds like something the person who was lighting things on fire would say
  TXC2: but in real Life Matt lights a fire in all our hearts
 Mathonwy: Meds? Oh yeah...
 eyeofthebasilisk: Oh no
 Met_kaf: Oh right... Meds
 eyeofthebasilisk: Meds are important.
 beowuuf: woot
 QuixoticScrivener: Who is after hours tech support?
 Austere_Squire: the computer is too excited to see you again after so long, it just can't contain it
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mathonwy take care of yourself!!! that way you can receive my regular love bombs more frequently 
 SnowBuddy18: have you tried setting it on fire and turning it back on again?
  TXC2: steam under Crome that LRR is still using for some reason 
 HarmonisedMelody: Goat Prince PUBG Morning! 
 Austere_Squire: have you tried setting it on fire and then screaming about it for 3 hours?
 marshallade: 6am, early access indeed. har har
 HarmonisedMelody: 20 Grasp?
 HarmonisedMelody: Har har har Marshallade 
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I mean it's not N EARLY MORNING STREAM WITH OUT TECH ISSUES RIGHT?
 beowuuf: pubg: a heartwarming tale of james shooting nelson
 FromBrainToKeyboard: oops
 FromBrainToKeyboard: sorry
 Krektogar: well, we can see and hear the game, so it's a good start for chat 
 MaddogM: will you have stream delay on that view?
 Lazarus2511: I just got up
 LordZarano: Opposite problem of yesterday, what fun!
 Austere_Squire: working
 HarmonisedMelody: Been downloading/installing Sims 4 for HOURS, but sooooooon
 dumbo3k: @beowuuf and nelson shooting serge
 beowuuf: at least you had good audio so we can perfectly hear you sigh 
 marshallade: @MaddogM oh that's a good question
 jacqui_lantern234: its still early as heck for me, so brain's still booting up
 Austere_Squire: there's tech issues for everyone, all the time
  TXC2: I had problems getting arena to work again, yaaaaaaay 
 Austere_Squire: and we appreciate you
 HarmonisedMelody: Woah, Hades has girl hero now!? 
 eyeofthebasilisk: I'm enjoying coffee with Matt! As opposed to coffee with Serge...cause he's not here lol
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I have not had enough coffee to be able to type properly and not accidentally hit the caps lock lol
 ContingentCat: I feel asleep with the stream on and woke up to
 beowuuf: @dumbo3k lol, that's good, iit's a circle of life
 HarmonisedMelody: Checks out!
 Lazarus2511: I love Dora
 jacqui_lantern234: @Lazarus2511 i love YOU!!! #gottem
 dsmead2015: Less than 8 hours left...
 Lazarus2511: @jacqui_lantern234  
 beowuuf: jacqui with the early morning snipes
  TXC2: mote it be
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf you say that like they'd ever truly stop
 Lazarus2511: turns out bribes are good for getting phrophecies fufuilled
 beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 you are a 24 clock of aggressive affirmation, it is true 
 type_variable: but is there a fishing minigame?
 HarmonisedMelody: Time is a cruel mistress
  TXC2: yes, but we haven't unlocked it yet
 wench_tacular: wow, bitchy
 marshallade: wow a dead mom measuring contest
  r10pez10: phishing minigame: what was the name of your first school?
 type_variable: @r10pez10 salmon
  TXC2: r10pez10  hard knocks 
 Lazarus2511: the pin has saved my butt once
 malsareus: being domed sounds exciting
 type_variable: is that skelly
  TXC2: probably
 Lazarus2511: it is skelly
 jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 Bofades
  r10pez10: matt's playing both hades?
 Therberus: G'morning Mathematics-ew
  TXC2: hello Therberus  welcome
 commentarywife: @Lazarus2511 Don't know what you're talking about, I can only see Commander Schelemus
 Lazarus2511: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 dumbo3k: oh right, this is the game that is a sequel to the game with all the hot people, with more hot people!
 tryllebanjo: G'morning, Matt, chat, everyone 
  r10pez10: megara,,,
  TXC2: hello tryllebanjo  welcome
RaeonTheAroAce: I'm working on spreadsheets at work and just having a casual Matt in the background is quite relaxing.  Thanks Matt!
 commentarywife: @RaeonTheAroAce saame
 type_variable: honestly been trying to not watch this game until i can get it leaving EA
 commentarywife: clang clang clang
  r10pez10: early mattcess
 Moansters: It's quite relaxing in the afternoon too, not only in the morning
 SnowBuddy18: it doesn't hurt that basically every Hades character is hot
 commentarywife: yes, it's afternoon relaxing here 
Scarbble: more scorch per scorch
 pctjoe: got the xibit boon
 type_variable: wheres my boy dionysis
 Lazarus2511: I find Mel's cast useful even outside cast builds while Zag I might only cast on bosses if not in a cast build
 commentarywife: that's wha's good about cast 
Scarbble: i have loved hephaestus' boons
 commentarywife: Heph's boons are indeed amazing
 commentarywife: ooh the sash is gooood
  TXC2: gotta love Deadalus Hammers
 thegreatwyrdling: Hammur
 commentarywife: Sash is my preferred keepsake
 malsareus: how much power does it have?
  TXC2: wireless was a mistake 
 dumbo3k: technology was a mistake
 adamsteelproducer: bronze was a mistake
 AugmentingPath: sheep time
 adamshandy: bonked
  TXC2: 
 reptile___: Satisfactory?  No, Hades II.
 commentarywife: love it when people give you witchy thingsg
 serramarkov: Good morning, Matt, mods, chat!
  TXC2: hello serramarkov  welcome
tenthtechpriest: The witching hour of 6am local time
  TXC2: "I live rent free in your head"
aceviru: grab a brush and put on a little make up?
 malsareus: thicc air ahoy
 Bassios: I should actually beat Hades 1 at some point
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 dumbo3k: I love the Oceanus boss fight, but I also loathe the Oceanus boss fight
  TXC2: hey_there_Enfys  
 aquinas_0: @Bassios running the relationships out is quite fun when you get around to it
 nweasel: @hey_there_Enfys Thanks for the gift sub!
 commentarywife: ah, you lost the sash...
 hey_there_Enfys: @nweasel You're welcome!
 nweasel: @hey_there_Enfys 
 malsareus: ablative armor seems helpful with the axe though
 commentarywife: gotta have at least 1 armour to keep getting the +2 every room
 commentarywife: please could you turn the options on for lyrics?
  TXC2: is this only for Selune, or do the other gods get it as well?
 NewtyNewts: This weapon feels like it has a very different playstyle from the hack-and-slash style of the others.
  TXC2: you gotta pick a choose your hits with the axe, can't just whale on things
 aquinas_0: axe seems like it would like a deflect build
 commentarywife: thank you  now you can see the songs being sung
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 commentarywife: totally won't distract you from fighting the people singing them 👀
  TXC2: vegetables
 mrverbal: love this game
 commentarywife: so mote it be
 commentarywife: Hot Springs 
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 commentarywife: so mote it be
 malsareus: time for an onsen episode
 adamshandy: ooh, that was the bg3 narrator right?
  TXC2: adamshandy  sure is
 commentarywife: correct
 NewtyNewts: Hot spring visits back on the menu, boys!
 marshallade: @adamshandy yep, amelia tyler I think?
 pctjoe: he's stardewing the thing
 commentarywife: it's a bit frustrating that they give you the Hot Springs option so early to be honest
 NewtyNewts: Card upgrading time!
 commentarywife: upgrades 
 commentarywife: wayward son is good
  TXC2: do we use Omega moves?
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 mrverbal: Some builds are mostly omegas
 neisan2112: I use them constantly personally
 commentarywife: they're finishers on certain weapons, but you need to actively use the omegas on others (hold the relative button down)
  TXC2: every unlock progresses a stream cheevo
 Lazarus2511: omegs moves are useful, love the twin blades backstab
 NewtyNewts: Sometimes omegas are your bread and butter, though it depends on builds usually
 NorthstarTex: Good morning fellow sexy greek god fans
  TXC2: commentarywife  I see, thanks
  TXC2: hello NorthstarTex  welcome
 Moansters: The voice acting seems really good in this
 Lazarus2511: we are closer to the surface here 
 mrverbal: The do a good job making it feel very different
 mrverbal: yea, in 1 he (almost) never shows up in the first regon
 commentarywife: like this weapon, if you use attack or special enough times in a row it automatically charges up the Omega
 NewtyNewts: Felt like you had a choice at either a hammer or Hermes in region 1 in the first Hades
 Throgani: How many nights so far?
 NewtyNewts: Chaos looks like more of a scientist in this game
 jonnykefka: aw, we missed the dialog pip
 commentarywife: he had 15 nights on loading today, so thi'll be 17th
 Throgani: Thanks!
 NorthstarTex: Aunty Hestia lets us play with fire
 commentarywife: but a lot of those would have been a year ago
 commentarywife: cute
 Lazarus2511: 
  TXC2: PUNS!
 commentarywife: interactables!
 BlackIsis: not really, can you say it a few more times?
 NorthstarTex: nice pun Hades II
 NewtyNewts: Time to play semaphore
 FromBrainToKeyboard: "Stardew! Stardew! Minecraft! Minecraft!"
 jonnykefka: absorb one hit more like. That seems pretty good
 NewtyNewts: Hera-sy!
 NorthstarTex: Hera is busy
  TXC2: Hera is the goddess of motherhood? not sure how that can be spun into a combat roll
 NewtyNewts: Hestia's cast seems just amazing
 commentarywife: did you activate the +4 health after each room card? looks like you're only getting the +2 armour from the sash
 commentarywife: ahh but if your health is full it won't use it
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TXC2 Marriage too
 NewtyNewts: Yeah, if you're at max health you can't really restore health
  TXC2: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters  but only to brothers right? 
 BrowneePointz: yep Hestia’s cast does a surprising amount of damage over time
  TXC2: kinda fits for fire
 commentarywife: screamy ladies stay far away when you cast them 
Scarbble: omg artemis hiiiii
 commentarywife: double gifts is goood
 mrverbal: How deep has Matt got?
 thaigeprime: life is suffering existence is pain .... omg hi artemis!!!! 
 BrowneePointz: a small tip if you wanna go REALLY go ham with the Flames if you feel confident, is to use your Special Omega and then position the ring on top of the enemy while you attack them
 JessieImproved: I love the Artemis design.  I want to be her bestie
 commentarywife: @mrverbal fought Scylla and the sirens a few times but not beat them yet
 mrverbal: @commentarywife Thanks 
 NorthstarTex: Uncle Posidon be sending you all the gifts
 commentarywife: oh no, she stole your gift!
 ArcOfTheConclave: did she buy one of the items?
Scarbble: yes
  TXC2: his name is not boatman 
 commentarywife: wohever voice acts Charon, had so much fun haha
 Snowcookies: @ArcOfTheConclave she does, she'll also take doors so you can't
 BrowneePointz: chain lighting would be so gooood
 ArcOfTheConclave: @Snowcookies wow, rude
 NewtyNewts: @ArcOfTheConclave Incredibly
 commentarywife: I like when the characters comment on Arachne's clothes
GoodNewsforyou: ah
 Cheese_Hammer: that boatman. such a Charon. always showing up at the crossroads to talk to the manager
 BrowneePointz: Apollo Aphro or Hestia special would go hard
 mrverbal: No, I thnk you nearly dodged it there
 BrowneePointz: you nearly dodged it it just lasts a long time
 Simonark: There is a way to block it, but you don’t have it yet.
 commentarywife: there *are* ways to beat it, you almost did there, but they aren't supposed to be easy.
 malsareus: and we still have armor!
 neisan2112: I always just go straight into it to get it over quicker, cus I never end up dodging it.
  TXC2: good job Matt
 BrowneePointz: I THINK you can also make it hit enemies?
  TXC2: straight cash
 BrowneePointz: it’s been like 6 months since I’ve played so don’t take my word on that
 mrverbal: @BrowneePointz  I don't believe so? But I could be wrong 
 Molladia: So Hades II has 3 "stages" with Bosses too?
 commentarywife: you don't *have* to switch keepsakes, but if you think you're going to run out of armour too quick then it's better to switch
 mrverbal: There is an equivalent moon power you can get so you can do it
 BrowneePointz: it has way more stages but I’m not saying how many for spoilers @molladia
 commentarywife: @Molladia spoilers 
 BrowneePointz: all you need to know is this game makes Hades 1 seem quaint in size
 Molladia: Ok, if/when I play it, I didn't want to beat the third and then be upset that I hadn't won
 Greyah: From what we’ve seen, Hades 2 has at least 2 stages and at least 2 bosses.
Scarbble: honestly one of my favorite characters
 BrowneePointz: I’m so not used to Narcissus having art
 BrowneePointz: he had placeholder art for SO LONG
 Throgani: Watching this just makes me want to play some more instead of work, lol
 Simonark: The end game is.. not even out yet, but it’s likely between 2-3 times bigger than the first game.
 neisan2112: Yeah he just got art in this last big update
 jonnykefka: He sounds like Gunther from Gunther and the Sunshine Girls and I'm 100% sure it's deliberabe
 protojman: love the Cage-voice
 Astramentha: I hate him, he’s perfect
 malsareus: Poseidon is paying out!
 BusTed: the gains
 commentarywife: uh-oh again
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BrowneePointz Ok, I wasn't sure if I was misremembering or actually has different design
Scarbble: so many rerolls
  TXC2: OH FUCK TINY VERMIN!
 Simonark: Returning from the first game….
 jonnykefka: this POS. I remember you from the first game
 NorthstarTex: its the killer rabbit of Hades
 BrowneePointz: The mouse of Caer Bannog
 commentarywife: "can't do it" was referring to the fact that you were "trying" to use an omega move but it wasn't available to you.
 BusTed: nasty
 mrverbal: yea, out of mana
 commentarywife: cause you rand out of MP
 protojman: tiny vermin got an upgrade?
 Geldaran: cardio gain is my favorite mana regen.
 protojman: tiny vermin decided to play slightly more fair 
 BrowneePointz: the biggest difference is the arena doesn’t have places you can hide from it and hit it at range in this one
 commentarywife: lyrics 
 BrowneePointz: it AGGRESSIVELY teleports to you in this one
 drcthulu: treat yourself
 Simonark: You are in the Yes business today
 jonnykefka: with 22% extra damage taken though...yeah...
 Thagnok: I stepped out to get a haircut, how did the Sims go?
 malsareus: boonless excellence
 BrowneePointz: your omega special is good for space control too. no judgement here
 drcthulu: no weapon boon, I think taking the rare one over the epic mana would have been the call
 iPsyop: runs like this always kinda feel bad XD
GoodNewsforyou: <message deleted>by the way
GoodNewsforyou: <message deleted>I have good news with me 🎁 who wants to hear it ':p
  TXC2: Thagnok  well, it seems no one died
 drcthulu: I see you too like to live dangerously
 BrowneePointz: Goldie Hawn!
 Simonark: Yeah but that was to test yourself.
 Thagnok: @TXC2 Well that's something.
 NewtyNewts: You've got loads of mana regen on attacks though
 Snowcookies: Yeah I was thinking you might be close to the boss fight when you took that...
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't see how you can possibly be punished for that though
 Moansters: I'm really enjoying the writing and voice acting!
 commentarywife: oops
 wench_tacular: 
  TXC2: ooof
 jonnykefka: welp
  TXC2: !clips
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 NewtyNewts: Killshot on five
Scarbble: dang
 malsareus: she was right though
 Astramentha: o7
 mrverbal: 1 2 3 floor
 NorthstarTex: they didn't even get a note off
  TXC2: really useful we got those Lyric subtitles 
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 commentarywife: @TXC2 sooo useful haha
GoodNewsforyou: <message deleted>here's the good news : one day we'll have to answer for our life and we would deserve hell for our evil (lies, stealing, hatred, unclean thoughts, +). but Jesus paid the punishment we deserved, then He rose again and offers us forgiveness and a hope that goes beyond this earth
 BrowneePointz: dafuq
 jessicaengle: Good local morning.
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
 jonnykefka: there's a narration pip back up behind Moros
 jessicaengle:    Morning mod love
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  TXC2: MrOrderlyChaos  
 NorthstarTex: you two favorite businessmen
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 jessicaengle: I wish someone had given me that advice when I was young "Perhaps you're different but don't count on it"  Might have saved me a lot of confusion 
 BrowneePointz: but yea for folks who are picking this up for the first time themselves, the Flames Matt was using ARE one of the harder weapons to learn
 commentarywife: my phone wasn't working when she said that earlier, but it was a DEEP CUT!
 Cheese_Hammer: mordu!
 commentarywife: need to unequip some to equip others
 jessicaengle: How are the Sims doing, chat?
 malsareus: shockingly well
  TXC2: jessicaengle  as far as I know, no one died
 BrowneePointz: ooo centaur very very good
 commentarywife: unequip the ones you aren't using
 malsareus: @jessicaengle no deaths, a reasonably clean moonbase, working plumbing
 BrowneePointz: ooo Apollo strikes!
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:07 AM
 jessicaengle: @malsareus All right!  
 Krektogar: and as a great philosopher once said: "thinky stinky!"
  TXC2: fated choice AKA you WILL take this no matter how bad it is for your build 
 definenull: Henlo, good timezone chat and matt, how has killing Time been?
 BrowneePointz: game rude and no gib Apollo attack 
 commentarywife: the amount of times I've shown up to Beej spending ages trying to determine the best selection of weapons for Fallout....
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  TXC2: SpecctasaurusRex  
 Throgani: Ever use specials? Lol
 BrowneePointz: oh yea your cast is ESSENTIAL on some weapons for locking down shitty mobs
 SpecctasaurusRex: Good morning o/
 BrowneePointz: like those screamers
 jessicaengle:   
 tezzatipoca: Morning chat *yawns*
 BrowneePointz: I have taken more accidental chip damage from screamers than anything else in this game
  TXC2: hello tezzatipoca  welcome
 RelwinEJ: Is this reasonably close to coming out yet? Don't want to spoil it for myself, so I've been ducking all the early access streams thus far.
 BrowneePointz: yes 1.0 will be by the end of the year
 tezzatipoca: ^.^
 commentarywife: @RelwinEJ they've said the next proper thing will be the full release
 wench_tacular: 
 BrowneePointz: the “last” ea patch came out last week or two weeks ago?
 RelwinEJ: Cheers chat, much appreciated.
 commentarywife: now STUNLOCK
 BrowneePointz: cmon Apollo attack!
 commentarywife: once you've got past the armour of most enemies, it's much easier to stucklock them
 commentarywife: *stunlock
 BrowneePointz: nova strike let’s goooooo
 wench_tacular: you dont?
 ContingentCat: yolo?
 Mad_Grady: you can give a horse a drink, but you can't make him....drink I guess
 ClockTamer: Matt, on a scale of 1-10 how gender is this game?
 Greyah: Night Bloom has some very funny things it can do.
  TXC2: I feel like Horses either don't get drunk, or get SLOPPY drunk fast 
Scarbble: it's VERY gender
tenthtechpriest: we have to go gender-er\
 BrowneePointz: the magick cost reduction was very good
 definenull: As a cis man, chaos is still goals
 hey_there_Enfys: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappySeductiveDoveThisIsSparta-eLJxTG_XN_pk9Euw
DuneAlien: oh using the knifes, my favorite weapon from 2
 ClockTamer: I do love how immediatly after I posted that I got stunlocked by gender envy from Choas
 BrowneePointz: Chaos is femme presenting andro in this yes @clocktamer
tenthtechpriest: @ClockTamer common response
 ClockTamer: very gender envy then
 BrowneePointz: holding the head of their masc andro appearance from last game
  Sarah_Serinde: I would agree with Matt
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 tehThane: Chaos is definitely alot more nb than in hades 1
  TXC2: petty sure assigning gender to Chaos is a fool's errand 
 TrisLekoris: Chaos is Chaos
 BrowneePointz: ye, it’s a deliberate shift
  TXC2: bo_brinkman 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah feels like that's the opposite of the point
  Sarah_Serinde: To try gendering Chaos
 definenull: assigning anything to chaos is a fool's errand
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 wench_tacular: we all presented unkempt back then
  TXC2: I had long hair at 15 and presented as boy too lazy to cut hair 
tenthtechpriest: That period in the pandemic when everyone discovered what they look like with longer hair
  TXC2: tenthtechpriest  or in my case having a full face beard year round 
 commentarywife: @tenthtechpriest or got bored and decided hairdressing can't be that difficult right?
tenthtechpriest: @TXC2 That is also longer hair, just in a specific region
  TXC2: tenthtechpriest  indeed
  TXC2: I just don't have much on top 
 jonnykefka: survivable though
 definenull: 
 CastleOtranto: "You cannot pierce my-" *gets pierced*
 commentarywife: you need to actually use mana to charge up Selene
 definenull: eww grandad go away
 BrowneePointz: anyways my point was AS a masc presenting Enby I appreciate Chaos’ reflection on their 1st game look to highlight their agender/genderless being
 jonnykefka: Fishing? Did I see fishing?
 ContingentCat: @BrowneePointz yeah a lot of time nonbinary is represented as 'woman lite' and it can suck, variety in what nonbinary looks like is so good
 commentarywife: @jonnykefka he doesn't have the tool yet
  TXC2: I don't think we have the rod yet
 jonnykefka: I see
 definenull: no fishing yet 
 definenull: this guy 
 BrowneePointz: with Apollo special I THINK your omega special might just be a crowd clearing blunderbuss atm
 BrowneePointz: wait wtf is this a new mob?
 commentarywife: need to use specials more often!
 definenull: yep new minibosses
 BrowneePointz: huh…neat
 commentarywife: @BrowneePointz relatively new, came in a recent update
 commentarywife: need to use *omegas more often
 definenull: does this miniboss remind anyone of one of the mobs in Zelda Echoes of Wisdom?
 commentarywife: bosses and minibosses aren't as affected by the movement lockdown
 commentarywife: haha, hypnos is of better use not awake
 definenull: i mean hypnos was quite annoying in H1 sometimes
 definenull: "oh you died to X? have you tried not dying?"
sleepy_moonie: @definenull and that's why i love hypnos
  TXC2: how can you not like Hypos? the stoned little goober 
 BrowneePointz: omg your omega special is gonna be HUGE
 commentarywife: if you don't use any mana then selene doesn't charge...
  TXC2: ooh that Yarn of ariadne
 definenull: eggs meet basket
 BrowneePointz: ooo aphro attack very good
  Sarah_Serinde: I would prefer to remain unstacked thank you
  TXC2: which I only know how to say because I took one into the boss fight with Asterion and the other guy
  TXC2: 
sleepy_moonie: @TXC2 Asterius you mean?
sleepy_moonie: Asterion is the baldurs gate guy xD
  TXC2: sleepy_moonie  yes, brain in Baldurs gate mode 
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 definenull: SourPls
 BrowneePointz: @txc2 Asterius and the other guy’s name is “shit duck who doesn’t deserve him”
sleepy_moonie: is this a special build only?
 BrowneePointz: shit fuck*
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  yes
 definenull: yeah i was about to say, that's a bit mean to ducks
  TXC2: I mean, he is shit at being a duck...
 definenull: 
 definenull: yikes
 BrowneePointz: yea with those boons your charge special is gonna *chunk*
 BrowneePointz: Jetty
sleepy_moonie: Jetty has been
sleepy_moonie: *Jetty*soned from the arena 
 definenull: nice!
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 jonnykefka: 
 Chronomagistrate: Wooo!
 Cunobelenos: 
  TXC2:   
 commentarywife: we didittt!!!
 Cheese_Hammer: woo!
 rxpalindrome: woo
 definenull: is this Matt's first clear?
 wench_tacular:   
 LilyOfTheVeil666:      
 groulux: Good orning Chat!!
 commentarywife: and still not using Selene's
 LittleNekorin:   
vegas_party_animal: Glad you guys are back up on YouTube. Cutting the stream during a public domain movie just shows their AI oversight is trash
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  Sarah: Though I wouldn't be surprised if it's even worse now
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 WolfnOtter:   
  TXC2: A trifling victory, but a victory non the less
 definenull: hehe get it? Green room?
 commentarywife: going to unseen places...
  TXC2: big area
 protojman: fields of 7:30 am
sleepy_moonie: not to be confused with fields of morning
 Simonark: Take some care, the landscape can do damage in parts.
 definenull: i love the environmental storytelling when you first arrive here
 BrowneePointz: and now for this game to flex on the first on a technical level lol(on the sheer size of these maps)
 Simonark: I have absolutely died to those brambles
 Gekyouryuu: langoliers?
sleepy_moonie: #mybounty
 definenull: awooo!
 BrowneePointz: A Lykaon!
  TXC2: huge tracts of land
 OrangeBeard: These counts as several encounters
 Simonark: Some of the acts have totally new structures.
 definenull: oh this one
 BrowneePointz: oh fuck this guy
 definenull: yeah this miniboss can get bussed
 Geldaran: i love how good the devs of this game are at giving earlier mobs/bosses "training" versions of attacks you see later.
Emmett: idk if you see YouTube, but the golden petals go towards the exit
 jonnykefka: a new zone is always going to do that
 jonnykefka: THREE?!
  TXC2: 3 rewards  3 fights 
 Simonark: Lamia
 BrowneePointz: Lamia specifically I think
 definenull: bouldy no!
 commentarywife: @definenull don't worry, that ain't bouldy
sleepy_moonie: evil and fucked up bouldy
 definenull: (i know ;))
 Simonark: Are you wanting small pointers or is that against the rules?
  TXC2: !heychat
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 commentarywife: only start fights when you need to unlock things- some of the m are freebies 
 Simonark: Understood.
 definenull: when the act 1 miniboss becomes a regular mook in act 3 
 commentarywife: @definenull but he has soo much more space here!
 drcthulu: your hex does that
sleepy_moonie: your hex is what raises servants
sleepy_moonie: id recommend the auto charge one
 adamshandy: there might be too many projectiles in Hades 2 for me
 adamshandy: 
  TXC2: Hammer!
 definenull: you get used to it after a while
 ClockTamer: Craftalong crafting finally done! now I just have to take pictures and all the none-crafting parts
 Therberus: Has anyone made the Hay-Deez Nuts joke yet today?
  TXC2: ClockTamer  nice
 commentarywife: dooo,do-do-do, do-do, do-do *can't touch this"
 definenull: oh that's not how I thought you would pluralise lamia
  TXC2: yeah ancient  Greek does weird things with it's plurals
  Sarah: I don't think he does see youtube from there, no
 definenull: i forgot how quickly you get to the boss
  TXC2: it's inevitable
 drcthulu: can you dig it?
 commentarywife: rarify
 commentarywife: guess!
 Simonark: Good luck!
sleepy_moonie: you're gonna love this one
 Duudeman1620: awoooo
 wench_tacular: pupper!
 definenull: NOOOO
 definenull: BAD BOY
 NorthstarTex: NOOOOOOOOO D:
 Sleepy__Alice: a puppy!
 neisan2112: This one makes me sad
 Snowcookies: cerberus?
sleepy_moonie: angry pupper!
 definenull: this truly is the field of mourning 
 commentarywife: poor pupper
 NorthstarTex: The best boy! D:
  TXC2:   
 neisan2112: 
sleepy_moonie: look what they did to our boy...
 Uzumaki15: Well now I really want to murder Cronos after seeing what he did to our bestest boy
 NorthstarTex: Death. To. Chronos.
 NorthstarTex: For our boy, Cerberus deserves better
 commentarywife: so mote it be
sleepy_moonie: would have been an akward introduction
 definenull: so mote it be
sleepy_moonie: "hey do you know my brother? the literal incarnation of doom?"
 OrangeBeard: Ooh, I forgot that had to be unlocked
sleepy_moonie: "he's a pretty chill dude"
 definenull: it's a really neat mechanic
 commentarywife: @OrangeBeard I often forget what needs to be unlocked hah
 commentarywife: you can buy more than one of each thing from the first page
 definenull: capitalism!
sleepy_moonie: bone capitalism
 commentarywife: did you hear the lyrics for Syclla's song btw?
 definenull: these tarot inspired cards or so preety
 commentarywife: has to be "awakened"
 commentarywife: Activate cards that use 1 through 5 grasp
sleepy_moonie: this one activates on its own
sleepy_moonie: once you meet the awakening criteria
 Simonark: Honestly, +10 health does a lot in this game.
 definenull: lmao
 NorthstarTex: hah, classic cerberus
 definenull: i hope you like another dimension to building your boons
 Geldaran: more like you collect the elemental motes.
 Geldaran: the boons give bonuses based on how many you have.
 Geldaran: they do tend to synergize well with their own stuff. when you start seeing the Duo boons more often, it gets more interesting.
sleepy_moonie: holy moly
 definenull: Hermes: "persephone and hades be bangin' again"
 commentarywife: I think they've balanced it quite well in this game- I do well in both one-god focussed runs and spread out ones
sleepy_moonie: I LOVE YOU CHAOS
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  TXC2: yeah....
 neisan2112: Sounds abiut right
tenthtechpriest: It's not our fault everyone in the game is hot
  TXC2: Hecate and Nemesis...
sleepy_moonie: Chaos id just so 👌
sleepy_moonie: *is
 commentarywife: 52 armour without even getting to Arachne is good 
 definenull: There's also <spoiler> and <spoiler> who I find extremely attractive
 commentarywife: *34
 commentarywife: took me too long to notice that Heph is in a wheelchair- disability representation!
sleepy_moonie: yeah!! i love that about him!
 neisan2112: Oh great one to pick up already
sleepy_moonie: artemis!!!
sleepy_moonie: the bestie!
 definenull: *bing* *bong* heph's sfx are so good
 neisan2112: Artemis is probably my favorite in this one.
 neisan2112: Just hanging out with all her birds
 aitsu100: Morning Matt morning chat
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Morning
 commentarywife: aftenoon 
Caleb Marmon: Gooooooood morning!
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  Sarah: o/
 TehAmelie: oh, i'm awake. hi!
 definenull: good evening 
  TXC2: hello aitsu100  welcome
 definenull: considering what demeter did in h1... yep
 aitsu100: I think the difference in the meeting of Demeter in this and hades is my favorite thing
 aitsu100: sheeped
 dumbo3k: I always loved that tracking arrow boon in H1
 TehAmelie: i've never once been able to dodge the sheep ray. fortunately sheep Mel looks so funny
 aitsu100: its tough but can be done
 definenull: There's a way to cheese it
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Woah, the abs on Hecate
 aitsu100: yeah you can cheese it also
 aitsu100: Hecate is wonderful
 definenull: not complaining about seeing more apollo 
 Snowcookies: Matt is into Apollo confirmed
 LibraryWitchKei: He's voiced by Alphinaud from FF14's VA too. 
 Geldaran: @TehAmelie I stopped trying after awhile, and just used the trees to hit em until it wears off.
 TehAmelie: and each hit gets a bonus shot. . .
 SenshiSun: tbf a lot of people are into apollo
 definenull: "here have this egg"
 commentarywife: EGG
 adamshandy: well.. he is the god of war. an gay men are known to slay.
 SenshiSun: EGG
sleepy_moonie: Different kinda egg
tenthtechpriest: In these trying times
 ContingentCat: it is indeed trying times
 Gekyouryuu: "Can I offer you a nice Zygote in these trying times?"
 pctjoe: chao looks like how drawfee julia draws herself
  TXC2: I'm starting to think all times are trying 
 WolfnOtter: @pctjoe YES! I've always said this!
 aitsu100: hi Aph
  TXC2: You have a husband Aphrodite!
 definenull: rapture ring 
 dumbo3k: @TXC2 like that has ever stopped any greek god, ever
sleepy_moonie: Hhhrrrghhhhh
 malsareus: so a moshpit
 LibraryWitchKei: So true bestie
 definenull: exactly 
 commentarywife: It's sUCH A fun mirroring
tenthtechpriest: Please understand he is a himbo
 commentarywife: sorry for the random caps...
 QuixoticScrivener: what is the plot for this one?
 definenull: I think that's the bing bong?
 aitsu100: the chaos curse maybe
 Greyah: That's heph's boon. If your foot's sparkly your dash can do the bing bong
  TXC2: dumbo3k true, but still
sleepy_moonie: that's the bing bong
 Cheese_Hammer: zagreus probably just never cared enough to learn
 aitsu100: ah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dumbo3k She's mad about the husband she was forced to marry
 aitsu100: this fight is a PAIN
 SenshiSun: zag was kind of busy being angsty
  TXC2: QuixoticScrivener  god of time has kidnapped the underworld, we, Hades's daughter, have to stop him
 commentarywife: @QuixoticScrivener We are Melinoe, the daughter of Hades and Granddaughter of Chronos. Chronos has kidnapped our family and we are on a quest to kill Chronos. Death to Chronos
 QuixoticScrivener: thanks everyone
 malsareus: ever expanding mosh pit
  James_LRR: Hey Matt! Wanna know how to get the game on the monitor?
 commentarywife: We've also been raised by a witch so we're witchy
 definenull: lmao james
 dumbo3k: @commentarywife also, Chronos is sieging Olympus I think?
 TrisLekoris: @adamshandy apolois not the god of war his god of the son the gods of war is Atina and Aris
sleepy_moonie: don't forget you can rarify boons you get from apollo with his keepsake
 Greyah: I'm kinda sad they changed poseidon's cast boon, but I get why. That thing was busted.
 aitsu100: time for the worst person
 kusinohki: random thought - add zagreus for co-op mode??
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @James_LRR There were issues earlier 
 TehAmelie: isn't this guy in Date Everything?
 nyoomgoom: narcissus confirmed too pretty to do math
 bosqueofpines: So this is just Nick Cage right?
 Astramentha: I love him, he’s awful
sleepy_moonie: @Greyah i actually like the change, it had a weird range
 Snowcookies: bastard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nyoomgoom He's kind of too pretty to do anything
 aitsu100: hi Nem
 nyoomgoom: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh true
 commentarywife: punchy punchy
 definenull: I find SGG's take on narcissus an interesting interpretation
 Lazarus2511: strength testing!
 aitsu100: hit HER
 lightfut: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
 TehAmelie: "I don't want to fight you, Nemesis" doesn't sound like a line that'll ever work out the way you want
 Greyah: @sleepy_moonie Oh, I think I like the new one more, sure. But the old one was so comically broken with the right setup and that was funny.
 commentarywife: cast was always useful 
 aitsu100: expanding cast is my fav secondary cast boon
sleepy_moonie: @Greyah fair enough
 definenull: uh oh banger alert
 commentarywife: yayyyyy
 aitsu100: MUSIC
sleepy_moonie: SourPls
Velvet: Glad I'm not the only one who never remembers to use their cast.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Telling the goddess of spite, revenge etc that you don't want to fight her or that you don't want to fight one of her emissaries will likely end up with you getting laughed at to start with
 commentarywife: I literally have a T-Shirt with this song title on it haha
sleepy_moonie: MUSIIIIIC COME ONNNNN!!
 commentarywife: happen to be wearing it today
 definenull: you're obsessesed with me~
 aitsu100: Jenny
 Chronomagistrate: I think this has to be my favourite boss fight in Hades II.
 aitsu100: same
 malsareus: man our moshpit cast is very apropriate for this boss
 commentarywife: your little dress, looks like it's from the garbaaage
 definenull: scylla's lyrics are so profound, you know
 Throgani: Love the song though
 commentarywife: so mote it be
 definenull: so mote it be!
 dumbo3k: so mote it be
 pctjoe: your brewing it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I always found the stories of Scylla and Charybdis to be extremely tragic when I was learning them as a kid
 ArcOfTheConclave: Mother is not mother? does not compute.
 nyoomgoom: but..! very important
 commentarywife: doggo has gone since you got the onsen. is another reason I'm frustrated they give you that so early
 definenull: onsen episode?
 dumbo3k: @commentarywife don't they reappear every so often?
 Lazarus2511: doggo was gone before hotspring
 commentarywife: @dumbo3k not in that same area
 definenull: 
Rae Of Light: Favorite boss from either game!
 neisan2112: It takes a while to get to those
 ClockTamer: Gods, Nemesis is pure transition goals
 definenull: how would you like chaos with chaos
  TXC2: ClockTamer  I'm a cisman, and Nemesis is still work out goals
 nishwastaken: @TXC2 same
 nishwastaken: also good morning 
 Stormgod519: morning friends
  TXC2: hello nishwastaken  welcome
 nishwastaken: Hii Matt 
 commentarywife: as he says, you can buy more than one from the broker at once
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
 definenull: memaw
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 hya frien
 nishwastaken: Gm stormgod 
 Greyah: Hestia is bestia
 definenull: ^ truth
 nishwastaken: very fitting that the torches (?) inflict scorch
 TehAmelie: that's new
 Lazarus2511: card magic
 definenull: that's the arcana you got
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 Invitare: mixing water and fire...
 TehAmelie: the strength of the sea!
 nishwastaken: @Invitare steam 
 TehAmelie: and fire!
 LibraryWitchKei: @Invitare 
 definenull: big wet
 TehAmelie: hey, that's what i said
 nyoomgoom: ohh love an opposite element juxtaposition
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 nishwastaken: wow you melted that miniboss
 definenull: OMG duo so soon?!?
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Jesus Lopez: Remember, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver the next time they interrupt you.
 commentarywife: +100 damage to armour is pretty good against the minibosses!
  TXC2: Hestia what fish do you know?
 neisan2112: Oh wow thats quick for a duo
 nyoomgoom: the sass
 ArcOfTheConclave: is it weird that Hestia's symbol looks like an avocado to me?
 definenull: more aoe
 definenull: *dps
  TXC2: ArcOfTheConclave  nah I can see it
 LibraryWitchKei: Por que no los dos?
 definenull: birb!
  James_LRR: matt matt matt
 neisan2112: Oh birb
 schordash: are we romancing the moon incarnate?
 Goombill: God, all that this makes me want to do is grab a couple Hades runs. Too bad work is a thing I really need to be doing.
 Krektogar: birb!
  James_LRR: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
 commentarywife: Matt keeps ignoring James hah. I think James wanted to help you with the monitor or something
 TehAmelie: i have thought this game much more than Hades 1 wants you to use all attacks in combinations. so cerebral. not that it's hard to learn or anything.
 Krektogar: good morning james!
  James_LRR: the help you fix the monitor
 schordash: 
  James_LRR: take the remote that kinda sucks
 nyoomgoom: boon: remote that kinda sucks
  James_LRR: there we go
 ArcOfTheConclave: great remote
 definenull: has matt been playing on a slight delay this whole time?
tenthtechpriest: Properly labeled
 Molladia: Wow remote, what is this 1996?
 Greyah: I love how "the remote that kinda sucks" is immediately clear.
  TXC2: definenull  kinda
 schordash:  
  James_LRR: are you using the ps5 controller?
 Lazarus2511: Thank 
 TehAmelie: a boon of James, god of tech support
tenthtechpriest: Thanks Dad
  James_LRR: just grab a few batteries and use one of the 4 xbox controllers
 ArcOfTheConclave: @TehAmelie I thought that was Paul
  James_LRR: they should auto connect when you turn them on
 schordash: @tenthtechpriest 
 TehAmelie: there can be gods of lots of stuff
  TXC2: TehAmelie  this is heresy against Paul 
 Lazarus2511: I believe many of our greek gods here overlap in some portfolios
 Molladia: But maybe he doesn't like the feel of Xbone, given the option of a slightly dodgy PS or a great XB I'll always pick a PS
 commentarywife: if you want to see what new boon you got from Chaos, you can press right
 commentarywife: *left
 pctjoe: lol as far as tech goes James is the Paul we have at home?
 TehAmelie: i feel Paul is more of a forge god, where the gift of helping fix his gifts is more of a sideline
  TXC2: well they're both at home right now 
  TXC2: TehAmelie  fair enough
 definenull: time to see how OP scorch is
 commentarywife: Moon told you about the flowers at the exact same time as you picked them
 Molladia: Did Hades II bring back fishing? or is there a different low chance spawn
 commentarywife: @Molladia there's lots of different collecatbles in H2
 commentarywife: "baaaa" I thinkyou mean
 thaigeprime: sheep time
 definenull: this is why hestia is bestia
  TXC2: wow we are MELTING Hecate
  TXC2: or scalding I guess
 bosqueofpines: Now we're cooking with..steam?
 hoveringhalibut: The power of steam compels you
 PharaohBender27: 7500 Morning. Here's a few more minutes on the clock.
 commentarywife: shame it's something you don't use
 Molladia: Looks like we wont get another night of Sims
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  thanks for the bits
 JessieImproved: @Molladia Don't underestimate the power of Magic: The Gathering Day
  TXC2: Molladia  that's quitter talk, MtG will bring in the whales 
 Lazarus2511: @PharaohBender27   
 commentarywife: !next
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 pctjoe: thats more of an animal crossing digging
 nyoomgoom: creature to creature conversation
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah it's way too early to even think about calling it 
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in chat
 SenshiSun: the bakeoff proved that the community can be bribed
  Sarah_Serinde: That number's definitely the lowest I've seen it so far, though
 Molladia: Yeah I'
 Lazarus2511: I hope we can do a hotspring with charon
 Critterbot: Btw, aether is pronounced the same as ether, aether is just an alternate spelling, or is ether the the alternate spelling? Either way they are the same.
 Molladia: m tempting fate, like saying "Wow It's quiet today" when you've got 2 hours left in your shift.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Molladia This makes me nervous you just saying it halfway through my Friday 
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 PharaohBender27: Did somebody say challenge chat? 
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 RelwinEJ: @Critterbot Aether way is correct then
 Stormgod519: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 commentarywife: rarify!!
 TehAmelie: boss bonus!
 Molladia: @Sarah_Serinde I'm at 2am of my overnight shift which is until 6:30, So yeah my sympathy, but it'll be fine
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 commentarywife: #turn around and swim back to your shooore, sailor#
 trebuchetboy: @PharaohBender27 Thanks homie
 TehAmelie: superheated water and lightning, should do something
 MalFnord: @PharaohBender27 Always nice to have friends in middlingy-high places
 definenull: lowkey prefer this song over the Scylla's boss songs
 trebuchetboy: @definenull Scylla's songs are bangers
  TXC2: TehAmelie  getting close to plasma at this point
 commentarywife: oh but we still haven't got to the bridge of "I am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes (Then Drown You To Death)"
 Mai_Andra: ♫ See you at the Crossroads ♫
 Molladia: @trebuchetboy It's no Good Ridance
 adamshandy: divine vengeance seems really good for you
 trebuchetboy: @Molladia Good Riddance is peak but Scylla is no slouch
 protojman: I want to hear Kathleen try some of Scylla's voicelines
Scarbble: i'm torn between liking this song or coral crown better
 AugmentingPath: am Jetty okay?
 aitsu100: Jenny hid in a corner
 shendaras: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Cheese_Hammer: nice!
 definenull: Let's go gamer
 definenull: This build is sweet
Scarbble: hell yeah
  TXC2: cooking with gas this run
 TehAmelie: i don't know if that bonus to single foes did a lot, but still
 commentarywife: huh, unless he gets more mana potions, it's impossible to get Selene's thingy tonight
 aitsu100: so have we given the thrird boss a bath today?
 Cunobelenos: @aitsu100 we tried...
 commentarywife: @aitsu100 met the third boss
 TehAmelie: Scylla got wrecked, so to speak
 Greyah: I love how the music in that fight is diegetic. When one of the musicians becomes defeated her instrument stops. And when Scylla hides in her shell the vocals become muffled.
 commentarywife: @Greyah It's such good gameplayyyy
Scarbble: i love some diegetic music
 commentarywife: ooh, did you get the auto charge?
 commentarywife: "g-rock"
 TehAmelie: obsidian, the most minecraft of rocks
 Invitare: *glass
 commentarywife: yay charges automatically
 commentarywife: now you *can* use selene's thingy
 ekimekim: aiming things like the cast seems to me like its way harder on controller compared to a mouse
 commentarywife: oooh friend!
 definenull: New friend!
 ekimekim: offsets the controller having more directional control i guess
Scarbble: hey best friend
 definenull: Aww cutie!
  TXC2: shame she's not a dolphin, but oh well
 commentarywife: can't gift people the first time you meet them unfortunately
 TehAmelie: i want a mod that randomly replaces her line with "YOUR WIFE'S A B****"
 TehAmelie: (deep cuts alert)
  TXC2: "I'm an idiot!" "you're an idiot....you're an idiot...you're an idiot"
 commentarywife: a couple of references I didn't get, apparently...
 TehAmelie: from the old old LRR sketch "Echo"
 commentarywife: @TehAmelie ooh I must have forgottenit
 commentarywife: @TXC2 this rings a bell though
  TXC2: commentarywife  it's from the Jim Carry Grinch movie
 commentarywife: aaah yes
 Lazarus2511: I feel like james was in the sketch...
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 definenull: Time to meet the doggo again
 neisan2112: Don't melt doggo!!
 commentarywife: full health and DD up makes this a good start at least
 commentarywife: plus divine vengance
 SenshiSun: what happened to puppy?
 definenull: Yeah I'm hopeful
 aquinas_0: dog is melting somewhat
 Duudeman1620: yeah matt is cooking now
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 Lazarus2511: I love that the ground swirlys show the timing
 commentarywife: Selene's thing is active now.....
 ekimekim: yeah cerbi really is "area denial: the boss"
 aquinas_0: down he goes
 commentarywife: yayyyy
 definenull: Yay!
 commentarywife: pupperrr!!!
 shendaras: puppy
  TXC2:   
 Desruprot: yay back to pupper
 Chronomagistrate: WOOOO!
 aquinas_0: WOOO!!
 Duudeman1620: !!!!!
 abslomdaak42: Awwwwww
 Bugberry: I like staying behind his arm pit
 NorthstarTex: YAY!!!!!!!!
 lightfut: Puppy!
 Cunobelenos:   
 definenull: Awwww
 nyoomgoom: pubbies
 Bugberry: nice
 SenshiSun: good boy!
 Krektogar: Awoo!
 NorthstarTex: BEST BOY!
 Duudeman1620: awooo
 definenull: Good boy!
 NorthstarTex:  cerberus
 lightfut: Cerberus deserves his pets!
 Duudeman1620: you can try….
 SenshiSun: pet the dog! pet the dog!
 Geldaran: @lightfut ::bites his tongue::
 definenull: 
 commentarywife: @Geldaran T_T
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 NorthstarTex: Home sweet home
 aitsu100: Dog WASHED
 ekimekim: how much of the game have you seen? is this new?
 commentarywife: this is the furthest Matt has come
 Duudeman1620: ^
 ekimekim: then i shall be quiet 
  TXC2: did anyone EVER use the pool of purging? 
 definenull: Nostalgia!
 ekimekim: Melinoe: *hacker voice* I'm in
 Bugberry: same, I played a ton, but after the recent update I think I'll hold off until the full release.
 abslomdaak42: *hacker voice* I'm in
 Geldaran: @TXC2 i mean, occasionally? not really.
 Desruprot: I wonder what a Hades 3 would look llke, first one you escape it, second one you go down in.
 abslomdaak42: @ekimekim godsdammit, you were faster
 Bugberry: @TXC2 occasionally. I'll check it if there is a boon that is not adding anything of value but I could buy an on-theme boon later.
 ekimekim: Hades 3 will be a hard pivot to a management sim. Gotta process all those souls
 Bugberry: Loads a money
 commentarywife: woooo
 wench_tacular: well done
 schordash: what do you think of Melinoë's character so far?
 BrowneePointz: Matt, imma need you to kick Grandpa in the shins for hurting our dog
 SharktoothJack: Hades 3 could be Dungeon manager sim
 Duudeman1620: slow time!!!
 Lazarus2511: @TXC2 look sometimes I need the cash for replenishing a death defiance
 ArcOfTheConclave:  
 Bugberry: so many lazers
 SenshiSun: hades three you're stoping someone from breaking in?
  TXC2: Lazarus2511  smart
 aitsu100: Matt got put in baby jail
 Desruprot: @SharktoothJack We become Hades to control the underworld would be interesting
 dumbo3k: @Desruprot Or Zag in an apprentiveship/internship. we saw a bit of that in the first game
 Geldaran: @SenshiSun Zagreus and Melinoe CO-OP vs oncoming external pantheons.
 SharktoothJack: wow ekimekim you really are faster
 Bugberry: I love hades, but I look forward to Supergiant doing an original setting again.
 TehAmelie: ah, silk armor, the dream of getting endless max HP that never works out
 SenshiSun: oh yes!
 SenshiSun: true
 SenshiSun: @Bugberry good point
 definenull: I love the music callback
 Bugberry: Those charging skulls are the worse, especially for no-hit attempts.
 Duudeman1620: oooohhh!!!
 definenull: Good luck!
  TXC2: long term investment
 commentarywife: we got there quick! did we skip a load of the side rooms? T_T
 Bugberry: Damage reduction is so good with Strength arcana.
 Duudeman1620: if you dont need the boost then health saved is a plus
 Lazarus2511: we took a few side rooms
 Bugberry: End of run Steady Growth is always hilarious
 commentarywife: !next
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 definenull: I hope the made this part a little more obvious
 BrowneePointz: So my favorite thing Matt is Chronos’ design looks vaguely Egyptian inspired to imply that he is more ancient than the gods
 Desruprot: hmmm
 Duudeman1620: @bugberry strength arcana is sweeet, i did a run with tough gain that beat the new end boss
 definenull: Dive into piss!
 Desruprot: The House of Hades?
 LibraryWitchKei: No you were healing for change of zone
 commentarywife: well that'll go ....welll
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Hi grandpa
 commentarywife: *this'll
 werewolfhitchhiker: YES
 Bugberry: @Duudeman1620 it was so good they nerfed it in the recent patch. I used it exclusively for months.
 nishwastaken: hi grandpa
 BrowneePointz: yep!
 Lazarus2511: nooo I spent so much time decorating gramps!
 NorthstarTex: his schtick is time
 Sethalidos: I like all the cracks
 Bugberry: Also voiced by Logan Cunningham.
 BrowneePointz: Egyptian motifs to imply his age
 BrowneePointz: he’s “older” than the gods
 SenshiSun: and there are roman numerals
 TehAmelie: Hecate is a titan, remember
 werewolfhitchhiker: and the kintsugi implying he's been put back together is KINDA implying him to be syncretized with osiris?
 aitsu100: time to beat up the stinky gramps
 commentarywife: TIME
 commentarywife: Death to Chronos
 Duudeman1620: ooooh try to pause the game 
 definenull: Time to learn all his attacks
 LibraryWitchKei: @werewolfhitchhiker In addition to showing the effects of being cut to pieces by the gods and reassembled
 BrowneePointz: it’s implying kintsugi @werewolfhitchhiker beyond a single time or place
 Cheese_Hammer: lol
  TXC2: !subathon
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 Bugberry: @werewolfhitchhiker and the gold lines symbolize divine Ichor too.
  Sarah_Serinde: smooth, Matt
 PharaohBender27: Good line, good line
 nyoomgoom: daaaamn chef kiss segue
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 stippledotter: I see we're just killing time this morning
 dm818: @stippledotter boo
 SenshiSun: @stippledotter hiss
 Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: I really hope he tries to pause the game.
 werewolfhitchhiker: and like, both chronos and osiris were HARVEST gods, specifically
 TehAmelie: maybe we can get this fight to take 40 minutes. . .
 nishwastaken: @werewolfhitchhiker 
 BrowneePointz: Kronus*
 definenull: I think they patched what some people in chat are suggesting
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedFurryPepperBuddhaBar-UyzwQsg0iriWDMWg
Scarbble: mmmm cronuts
 definenull: Nice try!
 commentarywife: GG
 BrowneePointz: they did patch that
 JinaMahavira: o7
 SenshiSun: i thought it was an easter edd
 wench_tacular: good first try
 SenshiSun: egg
 NorthstarTex: GGGN
  TXC2: still, best run so far
 NorthstarTex: so close
 Bugberry: spanked by daddy
 Bugberry: grandaddy
 TehAmelie: such progress, much wow
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 SytYoshi: Valiant try!
 josh___something: Chronos is a huge wall. He is hard as hell
 werewolfhitchhiker: cause like, a bronze age society, the kind of time they're like to care about is relative to the seasons for agriculral purposes
  TXC2: wench_tacular  
 LibraryWitchKei: @werewolfhitchhiker Well, Cronus was. But like other sources, this game has chosen to combine the two
 Duudeman1620: great job!!!!
 Lazarus2511: so close!
 Duudeman1620: congrats!!!
 Lazarus2511:     
  TXC2: right chat I'm off to make dinner, you be good!
 PharaohBender27: 
 lenny__cool: @wench_tacular Thanks !
 protojman: same, ghoul
 dumbo3k: Dora is my spirit... spirit?
Scarbble: i feel like dora really gets m
 nishwastaken: same
Scarbble: me*
 Lazarus2511: bath?
 Sleepy__Alice: dora's just like me frfr
 commentarywife: not that you've used much of he moon's abilities 
 commentarywife: *the
 lenny__cool: I've to much time in hades 2, almost 500 hours. Such a good game!
 commentarywife: bye all, off to FNM
 BrowneePointz: but yea Matt up until a couple patches ago if you paused the game mid fight, Chronos would unpause
 TehAmelie: blood and darkness!
 lenny__cool: @commentarywife Gl!
 innerbeard: morning Matt and Chatt
 TehAmelie: haven't heard that in a while
 BrowneePointz: luckily, they removed it for being SUPER anti accessibility
 werewolfhitchhiker: @LibraryWitchKei yeah, historically osiris tended to syncretized with zeus/jupiter, so chronos (and someone else i won't spoil) being the So Very Egyptian aesthetically ones is interesting
 nishwastaken: stardew 
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 BrowneePointz: so he’s technically OLDER than titans
 werewolfhitchhiker: also, if chronos is being osiris here, then that begs the question: who is isis?
 werewolfhitchhiker: isis was often thought of a goddess of magic, which would fit hecate
 PharaohBender27: 3781 Getting us over the 6 hour mark (but also getting my total bits for this subathon to a specific total)
 50keyz: @werewolfhitchhiker hehe "is is is"
 BrowneePointz: he’s not directly syncretic with Osiris in this
 werewolfhitchhiker: but she was also often syncretized with demeter--for the agriculture and the "searched the world for lost family member" myuth
 werewolfhitchhiker: @BrowneePointz i know it's not explicit, true, i just like riffing on mythology and i think the game is doing the same, subtextually
 TehAmelie: i lurve the axe
 BrowneePointz: nova strike is buuuuuusted
 ekimekim: I love how all the weapons from the first game are now in the hands of their namesakes. Like the Nemesis Blade
 BrowneePointz: it also means your charged attack is now a blender
 NewtyNewts: Absolutely styled on her
 nyoomgoom: my attention span has already lost it but i think melinoë said something about the sky at that chronos encounter, in which case yo, ouranos allusion??
 BrowneePointz: she was invoking the nights sky as a curse @nyoomgoom
 nyoomgoom: oh the nights sky specifically whoop
 NewtyNewts: Oh yeah, I absolutely love Spin to Win Axe
 werewolfhitchhiker: like, remember the bit in the last game where zagreus and dionysus played a prank on orpheus and told him they were the same god? that's a riff on how, in the Orphic cults, dionysus may have been a later version of zagreus
 BrowneePointz: your charged attack has hitstun
 LibraryWitchKei: The main issue there wasn't the slowness of the axe. It's that things don't flinch when they have armor
 Bugberry: yeah, every attack has hit-stun when hitting an unarmored non-boss.
 BrowneePointz: ye the designers thought out the weps in this so much. “we want a big heavy wep but it feels bad to be slow, so we’ll give it a rapid charge alt attack” is good design
 TehAmelie: more reach is positively unfair. love it.
 Lazarus2511: u cute gurl!
 nishwastaken: Arachne 
 Duudeman1620: if you charge the axe omega attack you@can activate it with the dash button for a cool dash manuever
 NewtyNewts: Healthy!
 BrowneePointz: nova strike is just one of the best attacks boons pound for pound @tehamelie
 BrowneePointz: it gives very good attack % on TOP of ridiculous range increase
 nishwastaken: 
 Duudeman1620: @browneepointz with psychic whirlwind you can do both 
 TehAmelie: Hades' form of the spear is my favorite thing in Hades 1. maybe some pattern
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz it's hilarious with that Staff hammer that gives you a two-pronged attack at shorter range.
 BrowneePointz: oh yea I hope Matt gets psychic whirlwind for hilarity
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 BrowneePointz: LOL deleting her healthbar
 DreadfulDrifter: hp is resource, the only hitpoint that matters is the last one
 AleisAlpto: BAAAAA
 LibraryWitchKei: @DreadfulDrifter But the armor builds on itself each fight, if you still have some
 BrowneePointz: you did too much damage
 BrowneePointz: pushed her right past it
 nishwastaken: stardew 
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 SymphonySolstice: hi peepaw
 LibraryWitchKei: Oh wait never mind. I was thinking of Arachne's keepsake.
 BrowneePointz: gentrification grandpa
 AdamTheIndividual: just tuning in. Have we cleared?
 Duudeman1620: close, got to chronos last run
 wench_tacular: puny god!
 NorthstarTex: "I don't hide form gods" *stays in the underworld where the olympians can't get him*
 nishwastaken: 
 TehAmelie: no flirt!
 BrowneePointz: look at least he respects your boundaries
 Lazarus2511: He's spoken for by himself 
Scarbble: uh-oh
 aitsu100: Uh-oh
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh girliesss
 Duudeman1620: at least the phial is super useful
 PhoenixMelior: Uh-oh
 TehAmelie: "the lion has to use all his strength to catch a rabbit" as they say somewhere
 SymphonySolstice: prominence flare my beloved
 Bugberry: just don't get hit, easy.
 wench_tacular: it's a solid plan
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is my strategy for most games
Jade Carswell: ooo this is a fresh run
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 Greendrag13:   dog?!
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 GrassVortex: 
 TehAmelie: the term "hex" refers to Hecate's abs you know
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 ContingentCat: I wonder if we'll gather it all
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 PharaohBender27: Something about a grouping of the paranormal? 
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 Mollylele: look at these hoobastanks
 PharaohBender27: OK so we got Wheeler and Angel . . . who's at the back? Serge?
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  Sarah_Serinde: Dance
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AceProfessor: one word. 2 syllables
 nyoomgoom: get hit with wheeler's beam
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 Zatengo: time for spiderman
 FromBrainToKeyboard: North 100?
 LSRubin: can't tell whether Wheeler is telling me to bunt or steal second base...
 FromBrainToKeyboard: 
 themercenary1987: So serge, gonna stifle a fetch and counter a sorcery today?
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 It was looking like 1 word 2 syllables or something, so
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  Sarah_Serinde: Or 3, he did 3 at one point 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh good, sound
 ContingentCat: Heyyy
 MAPBoardgames: Dearly Beloved. We are Gathered here today to play some Magic.
  TXC2: Sound!
 TehAmelie: hello!
 Sorator13: nice timing on that unmute
 Boon_33: day 49
  Sarah_Serinde: That's so many hours
 nishwastaken: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I *do* like Angel
 PharaohBender27: It's *already* a different month 
 ContingentCat: lol the LRR bake off rematch
  TXC2: it's that different month already Wheeler 
 Boon_33: bake off lvl 2
FurthestChunk: wheeler is your deck vegan
 gsyhiap: Subathon is running until September, huh?
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 FromBrainToKeyboard: A kingdom of cards
 MommaGart: OMG I also still thought it was July
 nishwastaken: 
 RealGamerCow: butt ton please
KWardJenx: Angel v. Wheeler? I'm in!
 stippledotter: Serge is very Where's Waldo coded today
 TehAmelie: it's August. . .very auspicious
  Sarah_Serinde: enamel is a material, and this button is not made from it
  Sarah_Serinde: oh of course
 ExachixKitsune: royaume des cartes
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 innerbeard: he does he is just wearing a mask
 FromBrainToKeyboard: His tongue is covered by a mask so we don't know
 imperial_fps: queens
 innerbeard: you just cant see the tongue
 Boon_33: Queens
 h3rsh3yb4r: Spiderman is queens, Cap is Bklyn
 Jillexie: Queens for Peter Parker
 IbunWest: I think he's from Marvel
 SenshiSun: he's from america
 foopoiuyt: Depends on which one...
  TXC2: Queens, Cap is from brooklyne
  Sarah: Wheeler gave up way too quick :P
  Sarah: I wanted to guess
  Sarah: !cardkingdom
  Sarah: that'll come through eventually
AceProfessor: I think it was spider-man lol
AceProfessor: I guess it is one word
  Sarah: apparently XD
 MommaGart: oh yeah CKQ
 missa_hancock: cap is Brooklyn
 nyoomgoom: that was chat getting hit by wheeler's beam
 dm818: Miles is from brooklyn I think
 ExachixKitsune: He's from somewhere over there. Probably Qubec
 ContingentCat: SIR
 Sibwow: Peter is queens
 LSRubin: who up twiddling they ring?
 Sogheim: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
 SharktoothJack: depends which spiderman
 SenshiSun: all hail queen peter
 DeM0nFiRe: E G G S
 BusTed: 
 MommaGart: all hail!
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 ContingentCat: begger than before
 defaultedusername: Oh nice!
 AleisAlpto: E
 Y2A_Alkis: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Eggs? From Wheeler? No way
 RealGamerCow: One Ring Solitaire Deck
Scarbble: large oeuf
 Earthenone: so you are going to tap the one egg over and over?
 MAPBoardgames: Sideball players tap the ring.
 innerbeard: g
  TXC2: the crowd pleaser 
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to eggs! They have given 3325 Gift Subs in the channel!
FurthestChunk: the noble fruit of the glorious hen...
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 Simonark: And the yolk’s on us!
yofl: 
 defaultedusername: Are we on Temur eggs?
 Hugh_Munculus: oeufa doeufa?
  Sarah_Serinde: That's a hell of a question, Serge
 Irsaan: I'm so excited to finally build eggs
 defaultedusername: Do we get to see Munitions being made and/or sacrificed?
 Lord_Hosk: I wish someone could teach us how to crack an egg, I don't know how.
 BusTed: tru tho
 stippledotter: @FurthestChunk This scans perfectly onto the SpongeBob theme
 h3rsh3yb4r: !card time sieve
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
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 ExachixKitsune: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleFurryCurryMau5-QUjEUV1YIQqCTbU1
 eleric937: 100 100 100 100 100 Eggs
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Angel has a point though
 MAPBoardgames: This sailing ship is rigged!
 ClodiumSoride: wow, those sleeves are great!
 defaultedusername: Ah, no munitions, but this version is very fun to pilot
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
 AutonomousTurtle: omg what are these sleeves
 Tar_Veldig: oh I love those sleeves
lilmeaches:   
 nishwastaken: 
  LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
  LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
  TXC2: turn 1 in brawl 
  LRRbot: Moonsilver Key [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with a mana ability or a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 defaultedusername: Moon key = Black Lotus, so uh... probably that?
 defaultedusername: or KCI
 defaultedusername: Either way it's real bad
 Cavemanhar: they are some nice sleeves
 GrassVortex: awww
  TXC2: !events
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  Sarah_Serinde: ew
 rosesmcgee: It's mandatory
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 innerbeard: Smoke WHAT though
  TXC2: ^
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Ham.
 ravenlord_xix: Never said it had to be cigarettes; could smoke out your ears from thinking too hard
  LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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 as_ever_ellesandra: Their opponents in mahjong soul
zattack123: brisket hopefully
 Molladia: They're gonna be "smoking" hot
 ravenlord_xix: Eggs (Scrambled, w/ tossed salad)
 ClodiumSoride: where can we read the Angel & Wheeler yonkoma, from which the card sleeve design clearly comes?
 innerbeard: accurate
  Sarah_Serinde: And?
 ExachixKitsune: And aren't you?
 defaultedusername: Accurate, then
 Greyah: Are you not?
 h3rsh3yb4r: "look like"
  Sarah_Serinde:  thank you Paul
 PhoenixMelior: Perfect
 fcloud: his name is NOT Amin
 ghyllnox: 
 aitsu100: eggs(Its Nuts)
 Greendrag13: The Bestish?
 fcloud: i got another confession to make
 GrassVortex: 
 Wormsbane: sometimes
 Youwert: if your aren't what are you filled with?
 innerbeard: how american
 stippledotter: Are ypu saying you'd never be the villain in an MTG themed situational comedy?
 adept_nekomancer: Eggs (reasonable quality)
Scarbble: so they're NA eggs
 fcloud: optically the best
zattack123: Eggs(Benedict)
 RatherLargeToad: Eggs Erroneous
 ravenlord_xix: Eggs (Free roam)
 ghyllnox: Eggs (B Grade)
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Ew, washed eggs, those will give you salmonella.
  LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 fcloud: occamially the best
 PhoenixMelior: Seven nuts
 vershike: Eggs (Eggs)
 RealGamerCow: new nut dropped
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  LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
  LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
  LRRbot: Moonsilver Key [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with a mana ability or a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/…
  LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sleepy Racoon: Just in time for E g g s !
RobotBones: look like?
Sleepy Racoon: :D
AceProfessor: wait?! Wheeler is full of himself? since when??
JoeBerginDrones: Wheeler pls wash my eggs
  LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
FurthestChunk: seven cards? that's barely any for an Angel deck
 aitsu100: same Angel
 ExachixKitsune: Eggs (quisite)
 ravenlord_xix: wait wait wait, is that Wheeler and Angel on those sleeves?
 fcloud: yes
FurthestChunk: remembering the streams where she put like, 30 Final Fantasy cards in a deck
 eleric937: yeh
  TXC2: ravenlord_xix  sure is
 Cavemanhar: !decklists
  LRRbot: (23 July 2025: Twin Suns) Tonight's Decks (for Star Wars: Unlimited): Ben - https://swudb.com/deck/BPeJyFfTBeP Jacob - https://swudb.com/deck/yqNdpDof Nelson - https://swudb.com/deck/lYAguWnaRmmQM Funko - https://swudb.com/deck/tckThDBDQ
 ravenlord_xix: So cute
 innerbeard: how about time sieve plus the new munitions tokens? could that be a thing?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentRudeTroutStoneLightning-Qt8aKmhBl7nph5R2
 aitsu100: lol
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 defaultedusername: Did we say what the points in these decks were? I missed it...
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Fleshgorger [7] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [7/5] | Prototype {1}{B}{B} — 3/3 / Menace, lifelink / Ward—Pay life equal to this creature's power.
 Zatengo: more like inventors
FurthestChunk: fleshy george!
 Greyah: Morelikeinventor'sunfairamirite
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 Fanklok: Heyy its fl3shy george
 Fanklok: Everybody loves fleshy george
 ClodiumSoride: looks like the decklist shortcut wasn't updated, but I haven't watched the Star Wars stream yet, so thanks @Cavemanhar
  TXC2: !decklists
  LRRbot: Today's Canlander Decks: Angel - https://moxfield.com/decks/luqCFs5DU0KYtFkPOOJDDQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/Lxbv2CXmiUyUtSDX9xsItg Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/Lxbv2CXmiUyUtSDX9xsItg Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/axrAXhnpAUeRx_BmlKZbJQ
 Cavemanhar: @ClodiumSoride lol np
 Korolan: Where... Are those sleeves from
 ExachixKitsune: 
 defaultedusername: Crucible package is lots of fun. I love how much of it is tutorable with Brightglass Gearhulk.
 Korolan: Because they are kinda perfect
 eleric937: serge links to wheeler's liost
 Sorator13: @Korolan they are a custom gift given to Wheeler & Angel
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
 toady0s: up late washing eggs
 Mattmitchell45: PO Box Otawara, Canada
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 Invitare: what is a lotus, if not an egg?
 groulux: And most of the sugar was straight Fondant!
 TheKingWiggins: foil old eggs are peak
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
  TXC2: shadowspear by beloved
 nishwastaken: 
 h3rsh3yb4r: wheeler you've played enough dark souls to know a scimitar is a curved sword and not a spear
  LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Riiiiiiis: Heyyyy, weren't you guys just baking? 
 Fanklok: Mkm duals are crime scenes not surveil lands
  TXC2: you're right they are crimes 
 couchboyj: Kermit the frog making a noise like a phone ringing
 flatluigi: @Fanklok these are aso crime scenes, the little yellow trail is fantasy crime tape
 nishwastaken: 
 ClodiumSoride: question for the mods: is there a way to see all of the ! chat commands, hopefully a web page so that wouldn't spam chat?
  LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  TXC2: !helpp
Sleepy Racoon: Angel's sleeves look great !
Middleman9595: mind games
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library…
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Fleshgorger [7] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [7/5] | Prototype {1}{B}{B} — 3/3 / Menace, lifelink / Ward—Pay life equal to this creature's power.
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of tu…
  LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 Earthenone: !help
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  LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Mai_Andra: no, Mine o'clock is on Tues- oh, wait... 
 ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 great, thanks!
 Boon_33: 
 flatluigi: i can believe urza's at 2
 Wormsbane: you didnt think it was a point
 couchboyj: Do people not remember what this card was named after?
 themercenary1987: Any edge of eternities cards tonight?
 flatluigi: yes
 Voidhawk42: All MH3 cards should be pointed by default
  TXC2: compare it to simularcrum Synatizer for a standard card
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 Zatengo: @couchboyj the saga mechanic?
 Mattmitchell45: @themercenary1987 Perhaps 7-10
  TXC2: KWardJenx  
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Bugberry: I remember when people underestimated Field of the Dead.
 suntone: @KWardJenx Thanks for the gift sub!
 defaultedusername: Got an Academy in there, Wheeler?
 flatluigi: @TXC2 to be fair you say that like the synth is staying in standard
 Mattmitchell45: @couchboyj Fresh Za
  TXC2: flatluigi  I don't play standard, only brawl 
KWardJenx: I'm here for the CanLander chaos!
 nishwastaken: German hand unlocked 
 powerflapjack: get got wheeler
  TXC2: so my knowledge of what's in standard is tenuous
 Boon_33: who needs land
 circusofkirkus: and this is why Angel is the hero
 Voidhawk42: Someone get this man some celebratory saurkraut
 fcloud: you know what duran duran would call that situation
 fcloud: the reflex
KWardJenx: @circusofkirkus Here, here! The hero we need!
 Greyah: It's impossible to read, but looks cool.
 Jigokuro: Incorrect
  LRRbot: Wizard's Rockets [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana in any combination of colors. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
lilmeaches:   
  LRRbot: Academy Ruins | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.
  LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
 powerflapjack: oh hell yeah, the MC Qualifier arcbound
  TXC2: Greyah we need textless dual lands
 Y2A_Alkis: Oh, there's a chance that I gifted Wheeler those rocket in Amsterdam last year.
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  LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.
 Mattmitchell45: Muppet Mornings Highlander
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  LRRbot: Mephitic Draught [1B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 defaultedusername: Thopter foundry is a sac outlet, and that turns out to be really quite nice...
 ClodiumSoride: I rarely watch Magic streams live. The card reader -> LRRbot interaction is cool.
  LRRbot: Razortide Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
 nishwastaken: woah that is cool
 Sorator13: pronounced "draft", not "drought" (older english)
  LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MookGB: Hell yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: Well put Wheeler
  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
 Sorator13: Oh for sure, that's me being nitpicky
FurthestChunk: we're descriptivists in this household, prescriptivists stink
 Bugberry: makes sense when playing a bunch of non-english cards.
 Stormgod519: DID SOMEONE SAY CANLANDER?!?
 defaultedusername: On the other hand: this is the Internet, and what are we if not inescapably pedantic?
 Cavemanhar: doesnt tolarian tap for 4
  LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Wizard's Rockets [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana in any combination of colors. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the batt…
  LRRbot: Academy Ruins | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.
  LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
  LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {…
  LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield,…
  LRRbot: Mephitic Draught [1B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
  LRRbot: Razortide Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
Matthew Dinwiddie: Ben you're the coolest, for real ^^
 h3rsh3yb4r: are they pokemon energies?
  LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [−5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
 defaultedusername: Anyhow ACADEMY \o/
  TXC2: Tezzert Le Crapper
 stippledotter: @defaultedusername Would not a pedant be quite easy to catch?
 BrowneePointz: we slinging any new EoE cards in this?
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  Angel has a few
 Stormgod519: @txc2 tezzeret le shithole
 NorthstarTex: @TXC2 Voiced my Max Mittleman
 50keyz: like Azusa, perdue mais chercher?
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz Wheeler probably has new Tezz in it
  TXC2: NorthstarTex  exactly
  TXC2: Stormgod519  yes
 defaultedusername: @stippledotter ...touchè
 Stormgod519: lol
 flatluigi: and five more life?
 Stormgod519: yeah and 5 more life
 Cavemanhar: minamo isnt an artifact
 Sibwow: blopter
 Stormgod519: oh I did miss that, my bad
  LRRbot: Tribute Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 2, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 stippledotter: Eggs may actually be best
 Stormgod519: @stippledotter of course it is
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
 Stormgod519: hi EK
  TXC2: hello ekplayscards  welcome
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
 BrowneePointz: yo wtf is that art!
Kadenus: Magic: The Gathering
 50keyz: that is a DOPE time sieve
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 LithelyUnshod: Peach momoko SL
 freshmaker__: peach momoko is the goat
 LithelyUnshod: Gave us a non-TERF Visions of Beyond
ekplayscards: Hey @TXC2 hope you're having a great day 
  LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
  TXC2: ekplayscards  you too
FurthestChunk: love a chrommox
 Statist42: Hi friends! 
  TXC2: hello Statist42  welcome
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 Stormgod519: hya Statist42
 defaultedusername: Ah. We infinite now.
ekplayscards: @TXC2 doing well but having wheeler on both of my monitors is a little uncanny 
 flatluigi: ah.
  TXC2: ekplayscards  I'll bet 
 Stormgod519: @ekplayscards are you watching the Hijinks vid?
 defaultedusername: It was a very good 7, in fairness
FurthestChunk: duilt bifferent
 EvilBadman: @Stormgod519 EKplays' wallpaper is just disapproving wheeler face 
ekplayscards: @Stormgod519 Lol my wubrg in christ, i watched it for 25 hours this week 
 powerflapjack: one piece is real?!!?!?!
 Mangledpixel: how many games go that fast with this deck?
 circusofkirkus: one piece? I thought this was Magic
FurthestChunk: ben found the one piece???
 iPsyop: the one piece is real !
 nyoomgoom: that card is just one piece now
FurthestChunk: hail our new pirate king
ekplayscards: @EvilBadman no but i did just order new sleeves with wheeler's face on them
 defaultedusername: @Mangledpixel lots of them, especially with minimal hand attack / counters to fight through
 defaultedusername: Turn 3-4 is pretty common
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mangledpixel: wow
 IanAllenBird: lol
 Stormgod519: @ekplayscards I thought you said “25 hours this day” and it threw me off
  TXC2: look at it go
  LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the…
  Sarah: Yeah it rubs me the wrong way when someone corrects a person when everyone understands what they meant in the first place
  LRRbot: Tribute Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 2, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffl…
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 stippledotter: !clip
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 LSRubin: stop at 420
 adept_nekomancer: Serge is committed to accuracy
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ekplayscards: @Stormgod519  i mean sometimes it feels that way
  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Mattmitchell45: "How do you want to die?" "Just after you"
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 nyoomgoom: speaking of one piece this increasing number is profoundly anime
 defaultedusername: Ballista?
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  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
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 defaultedusername: That's the easy answer anyway
yofl: +2
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Boon_33: -781
ekplayscards: wheeler booly
 Jigokuro: It's probably bad that when Wheeler said Samus' Charge Beam I thought, "Oh I missed that secret lair." 
 Boon_33:  Ben, earning his muffins
FurthestChunk: as always, rooting for angel and praying on ben's downfall
 defaultedusername: Greedy one, Wheeler?
  TXC2: what I've learned from these game is that Canlander is not for me 
 Boon_33: +!
  TXC2: ENERGY!
 circusofkirkus: we already were serge
  LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 h3rsh3yb4r: the hero needs us
 dm818: We already were
 defaultedusername: I look forward to seeing it not work out, heh
 SenshiSun: energy!
  TXC2: wiggle wiggle wiggle
  LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Left side's haunted Serge
 iPsyop: but Ben is Pirate King he found the one piece
 Y2A_Alkis: 
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Boon_33: let's go: LEFT
 stippledotter: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousSparklingStrawberryArsonNoSexy-pCPfLRlvQYBbH1q6
 thatguysteve2709: But Serge sub counter is above Wheeler
 hotgreenflames: i heard wheelers in the next Do You Know Magic?!
 ajymx5: Just got here, love the sleeves
 Mindfire13: Can we channel negative energy to Wheeler?
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
  TXC2: Mindfire13  no, that makes him stronger
 Boon_33: wheeler runs on negative energy
PinkrosThunderHorse: aww yiss, canlander!
 fcloud: or, for wheeler's opponent, can'tlander
FurthestChunk: i was mildly concerned this was a one lander on ben's part
  LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Stormgod519: @fcloud lol
 Boon_33: it's no Beejlander
  LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
 Stormgod519: oh boy, 3Feri
 nan_de_mo_nai: @FurthestChunk it's not onelander, it's canlander. you can have 10 points
 trainpants: these decks are so blinged out I love it
 defaultedusername: That's mean, and I approve
Derekwillis: If your eggs bounce you've cooked them too long.
FurthestChunk: huge tempo
 defaultedusername: Wheeler being tight on mana already, denying him cards and artifacts on board is pretty good...
  TXC2: Derekwillis  that or some WEIRD chickens 
  LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / During your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace.
FurthestChunk: who else up burying they ruin
  TXC2: "9 mana" he said, like it has ever been cast for that
 defaultedusername: Six! Love this inclusion. All your lands become black lotus
 Stormgod519: ah
 defaultedusername: Or other stuff sometimes
 flatluigi: six is a very good card
 Stormgod519: yeah
  LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ekplayscards: notable good three drop six
 Stormgod519: it sure is
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
twistedsage42: where can I find the list of magic games they are playing today? Highlander, draft, commander, etc?
 defaultedusername: I've drawn through the deck by recasting Thought Monitor off six before, it's a delight
 Stormgod519: I should put a Black Lotus into my Six commander deck…. wait a minute?
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  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library…
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creatur…
  LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
  LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as …
  LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard o…
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / During your turn, nonland permanent cards in…
  LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached t…
 nishwastaken: 
Derekwillis: Into the Bag!
  LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
 thewafflesareburning: Oh, I hadn't noticed the sleeves yet. They're adorable
  TXC2: twistedsage42  there might be a list on the discord?
  TXC2: !discord
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  LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 flatluigi: !card sungrass egg
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
FurthestChunk: she knows they aren't just for kids...
 defaultedusername: Get an academy that taps for 0
 Sorator13: @twistedsage42 Canlander now, then Beejlander, then Baldur's Gate draft
twistedsage42: Thanks!
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 defaultedusername: Table Fiend!
 ravenlord_xix: Table Foe
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
FurthestChunk: Table Prosecutor
Technobach: Table Fiend
  TXC2: even worse then Police Academy 7 ?
 mwlsn: With friends like these, etc etc
 Stormgod519: oof
FurthestChunk: love the self-bauble
  LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
 Boon_33: Serge has been fired from tablefriend, he's now litigious table judge.
  LRRbot:  Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can't be blocked this turn.
 Stormgod519: I think that’s a playtest Mox…
PinkrosThunderHorse: baubling yourself is so nice, it's so much info
FurthestChunk: confirmed Big
 Stormgod519: oh god
 defaultedusername: 5/5. For now.
 nan_de_mo_nai: big kaps...
 Stormgod519: very big
 defaultedusername: Silly bot.
 Stormgod519: yeah why does this trigger itself
  LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Haroldholmes25: 
 flatluigi: 
 powerflapjack: literally the only time i find that emote funny
  TXC2: why does it get unblockabble? 
 Stormgod519: 
PinkrosThunderHorse: 
MookGB: I hate that
 Sleepy__Alice: 
  TXC2: 
 nishwastaken: 
FurthestChunk: who else up tapping they clamp
 Fanklok: I did a legacy cube draft with friends a few weeks ago and played a turn 1  Cannoneer
 fcloud: @chat, is something wrong with the stream? it looks like wheeler's opponent is getting to play magic
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
 karmic_guide: Hallo!!
 powerflapjack: @fcloud that was scary
 defaultedusername: @Fanklok Dang. How'd you manage that?
 flatluigi: @fcloud this one ring is your fault
 Boon_33: Boo(urns)
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 Fanklok: Simply play a Questing Beast and kill him anyway
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: that’s what I’d do
  LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Nickiatori: dave
 nan_de_mo_nai: scary street? posh street?
thegiftedgrifter: Same
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Stormgod519: serge…
Haroldholmes25: excellent bit
 defaultedusername: Posh Backstreetboy?
PinkrosThunderHorse: also, is that wheeler and agel sleeves? Or am I reading the situation wrong? 
 Nickiatori: Based Serge
 iPsyop: I hate it here
 raulghoulia: Kevin
 Voidhawk42: Sleepy?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Same Serge.
 ravenlord_xix: Timberlake
 ExachixKitsune: I'm with serge lol
 fcloud: nsync has justin timberlake, thats how you know
 Fanklok: Which spice girl is Wheeler
 TehAmelie: how about Westside?
 EvilBadman: "Old"
PinkrosThunderHorse: angel* sorry!
 Stormgod519: @fanklok Yes
 fcloud: not all of them married him, some married an ex-f1 principal
  TXC2: Fanklok  Ginger 
 Rhynerd: apparently they were live in Vegas recently. friend of mine went there to see them.
 Tiber727: The one from Dune? Wormy Spice?
 AutonomousTurtle: lots of people said that britain wasn't ready for a gay sextouple, but they proved them wrong
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Rhynerd: (they also released a new single?)
 alchemistsavant: @fcloud and joey fatone, and lance bass. why do i know more nsync than backstreet boys
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Tiber727 Spice World is the prequel to Dune, after all. Hard to get the dense lore without knowledge of the previous work.
 IbunWest: probably because they had more of a career post boy band
 Fanklok: What???? Lance Bass is Sephiroth
  TXC2: any noise is the turn on noise for some one
 iPsyop: that groan was a little sensual
FurthestChunk: hm not sure i want to know about wheeler's turn on noise
 Fanklok: Not some boy band guy
 Nickiatori: Who up incrementing their turtles
 alchemistsavant: @Fanklok oh in kingdom hearts yeah
  LRRbot: Susurian Voidborn [2B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Warp {B}
FurthestChunk: i'm not THAT parasocial
 ravenlord_xix: Scary, Sporty, Ginger, Posh, and Melange
 fcloud: wheeler's turn on noise is a 100-card shuffle
 Stormgod519: now I wanna see Wrenn and Astrid
 defaultedusername: Ohh. The Warp artist
 Stormgod519: fudge autocarrot
PinkrosThunderHorse: Baleful Six - the lesser known prequel to Magnificent seven
 Stormgod519: Wrenn and Strix
  LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
  LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/…
  LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
  LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can…
  LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you los…
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library…
  LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Susurian Voidborn [2B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Warp {B}
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Wrenn and Doran
 iPsyop: ben loses 1 and angel gains 1
 cosarprime: voidborn trigger.
Isitmeorisitme1: voidborn trigger
 Nickiatori: Disciple of the vault in 2025 is that voidborn
  TXC2: Puns are their own reward Wheeler
 Tiber727: @IaCthulhuFthagn Is that the one where they rap? I think that's where "The spice must flow" comes from.
 ExachixKitsune: you can't make me read
ekplayscards: ITS ON THE INTERNET ITS GOTTA BE TRUE
FurthestChunk: urborg is however not in play
 defaultedusername: Target self? Lose life and Gain the same life?
 Cavemanhar: ok
 iPsyop: IM AN IDIOT SANDWHICH
 fcloud: you lost me at "read"
 Master_Gunner: chat can't read
 thcstalker: You want magic players to read? Thats unheard of.
Blahguy_ssbm: I CAN'T READ
Isitmeorisitme1: i thought it was the next turn ok
Jella: not sure if anyone knows but tropical island taps for blue or green
 SymphonySolstice: this is a magic stream, no one knows how to read 
 DeM0nFiRe: @defaultedusername opponent
 alchemistsavant: i'll read the screen when we can all read cards properly (impossible)
 foopoiuyt: And they have how many more hours today?
 Boon_33: day 49+8
PinkrosThunderHorse: rea cards? lol
 Marvoleath: !findquote read
  LRRbot: Quote #3115: "I can't read the character sheet that's in my soul..." —Ian [2016-08-05]
 fcloud: day 462. the stream must grow
 EvilBadman: @defaultedusername Despite self deprecation you are not an opponent of yourself
 Wolfstrike_NL: But Serge, only 2 hours have passed since the start
 flatluigi: please sub, make them be here longer
 Snowcookies: purple mana?
  TXC2: Wheeler recreating that one scene from the Boondocks with chat
 defaultedusername: @EvilBadman True, but only technically 
FurthestChunk: casually breaking an nda 
Technobach: Wheeler trying to channel sims energy
 fcloud: god heard you wheeler. and he will not forget
 nan_de_mo_nai: tracking mana with dice? someone alert the DCI
 innerbeard: *UNCUTS YOUR DECK*
 fcloud: gdi innerbeard, i was looking for that joke
  TXC2: the DCI still exists ?
 mwlsn: @innerbeard I was trying to figure out the joke and this is it
FurthestChunk: serge not believing in deck circumcision today
 ExachixKitsune: X
 IaCthulhuFthagn: My favourite cut is to set the top card aside, cut their deck, then put the card back on top.
  LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  TXC2: "UNCUT my deck! say you'll play me again!"
  LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 letsbelgo: oh sick, epser time sieve
  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
 defaultedusername: Academy, black lotus... What does the Inventors' Fair grab?
 fcloud: absolute power corrupts absolutely
PinkrosThunderHorse: Wheeler is, after all, the Eggman
 foopoiuyt: Wait -- Wheeler is the good guy? Did we enter an alternate universe?
 Fanklok: Does Kiefer answer to Angel?
 frank_the_great: I love it when the good guy wins
 defaultedusername: Yes!
  LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
 defaultedusername: Brightglass!
 defaultedusername: Best tutor in the list
  TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'm the good guy. | repeatedly
  LRRbot: New quote #9359: "I'm the good guy." —Wheeler, repeatedly [2025-08-01]
 LSRubin: green green, white white, first gearhulk i see tonight
 fcloud: wheeler is CLAIMING to be the good guy. classic villain move
 groulux: I cracked my Blotus at the gym last week...still hurts.
 defaultedusername: Do we go like... fastbond Zuran orb and grab a Crucible with the Fair?
 defaultedusername: Hell yes
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
vamosvaqueros: Hey chat did I miss anywhere the schedule for mtg today?
 Fanklok: No one thinks they're on the wrong side of history
  TXC2: vamosvaqueros  It might be on the discord
 Fanklok: Zuran Orb my beloved
  LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [−5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
 defaultedusername: Ah, no need for the Fair
  Sarah_Serinde: @vamosvaqueros They posted it on social media https://bsky.app/profile/loadingreadyrun.com/post/3lvdxrrt6mk2p
  LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Just trying to do what, Serge?
 Sorator13: @vamosvaqueros Canlander now, Beejlander later, Baldur's Gate draft last
  LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
 fcloud: what in the name of all thats holy is beejlander
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 nan_de_mo_nai: THE ENDSTONE?
 defaultedusername: Oh, nifty
Derekwillis: He can't keep getting away with it!
 circusofkirkus: big egg
 50keyz: angels reaction
 50keyz: LOL
Scarbble: beeeeg egg
 nishwastaken: BIG EGG
aceviru: It's Friday?
  Sarah: thankfully
  LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {…
  LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
  LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment…
aceviru: This is what happens when you let Wheeler cook
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
  LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the…
  LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 defaultedusername: Endstone not necessary, though. Fair could tutor up any artifact anyway...
 50keyz: that was awesome
 SourAndSublimes: That was hot
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2: today's magic schedule:   https://bsky.app/profile/loadingreadyrun.com/post/3lvdxrrt6mk2p
 circusofkirkus: Mahjong is going to be interesting
 stippledotter: @fcloud You're gonna see something beautiful
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
 gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: this is great!
PinkrosThunderHorse: Angel, known combo hater
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FurthestChunk: ben's sleeping on the sofar tonight
ekplayscards: Wheeler on a charlie brown kick
FurthestChunk: *sofar
  TXC2: rotate the highlanders
FurthestChunk: *sofa
FurthestChunk: oh my god my brain is not working
kaffeetrinken89: What was that? Deserved! It was ... Yeah, Serge said it before I could send my message. ^^
 Cptasparagus: can we get an up close on the sleeves?
 Invitare: Wow Wheeler won without even playing Exeggutor
  TXC2: !subathon
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PinkrosThunderHorse: @FurthestChunk 200%, and deserved x)
 Geldaran: No plan survives contact with the Sub-aThon.
 Fanklok: I hope Serge plays the exact same deck
 nishwastaken: Nelly's here? yay 
 LSRubin: "early and often"
  TXC2: winner stay's on?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Boon_33: make Nelly cook lunch
Isitmeorisitme1: You should do 4-player Canadian Highlander with a legendary creature in the command zone.
PinkrosThunderHorse: nelly vs wheels!
 Invitare: I didn't even know Nelly was a business, let alone planning to incorporate
 50keyz: did nelly bring mono black control?
ekplayscards: Maybe I'LL time travel and show up MUAHAHA
 noSmokeFire: what if we shuffled all the decks together and played judge's tower
 Invitare: what about Wheeler vs Wheeler?
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ekplayscards: gifted myself a sub 
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 public_key_reveal_party: I'm noticing a pattern
 fcloud: @Invitare you get that for free
 dagoth__ur_: 
 nishwastaken: omg yes
 circusofkirkus: time for that Pixar chess short
 thesilence9: thank you for having me vs. great to be here.
 nishwastaken: that'd be amazing
 50keyz: oh thats going to happen in t-minus 10
 terribleplan: Yes please
 Boon_33: Wheeler's been dipping into the vanilla extract again.
 Marvoleath: @Invitare Wheeler playing with himself on stream might be against tos
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But... what if I just want to see more magic
 bytecaster: Ok chat, start counting
  TXC2: the gauntlet has been thrown down chat
 Trevante_: I would love a edited north 100 showdown of that ngl
  LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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  LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 public_key_reveal_party: I wish I had 600$ I didn't need sitting around
 LSRubin: you have to adopt the Friday Nights villain persona for one of the decks though 
 KharadBanar: I'm gonna be very angry if Wheeler doesn't mindslaver himself at least once
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 iPsyop: wait, someone do that I unfortunately am not fiscally stable enough to gift $100 XD
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 NoxStryx: That would actually be a really interesting test of the decks powers
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aceviru: get him Angel
aceviru: I believe he can do that
  LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
John Hill: makes me think of the Chess short from Toy Story
  Sarah: I want that Wheeler vs Wheeler game
aceviru: never didn't have it
RobotBones: we don't have the tarp budget for that
  Sarah: Two people apparently really wanted that XD
Clawlor49: thats gonna be wiild
aceviru: Haha
  Sarah: THREE people really wanted that
 TehAmelie: i see i missed some powerful magic
 DoomBringerIL: on the LRR schedule it just says 'MAGIC DAY'
 Marvoleath: @DoomBringerIL pinned post 
  Sarah_Serinde: @DoomBringerIL It's pinned
  LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
  TXC2: DoomBringerIL  read the pinned message
 nishwastaken: @IbunWest I see potential in commander 
 DoomBringerIL: @Sarah_Serinde 10x!!!
 nan_de_mo_nai: @IbunWest so it isn't a mana ability
FurthestChunk: i should craft it on arena
 Obos_TAB: We used searchlight when we played emperor
 Greendrag13: I *do* remember mana burn
 sirwhitefang: i remember mana burn
 sirwhitefang: i remember batches
 powerflapjack: a literal 12 year old joked about mana burn at FNM a couple weeks ago.
 MehallD: I remember tapped blockers not dealing damage
 Avawen1312: lol commander legends draft had a mana burn card, it was great
 alchemistsavant: I was a sucker born yesterday, unfortunately. 
 raulghoulia: they would be violating twitchs terms of service if they were only 5 years old
  TXC2: Mann burn... that's a name I've not heard in a long time
 Gaz_L: Mana burn? Pepperidge Farm remembers
 manyourbattlestations: If you're old enough to remember mana burn, this is your reminder to take your back medicine
 Wormsbane: I remember when if you didnt untap your lands they stayed tapped
 LSRubin: the number of times i've heard people wistfully say "remember mana burn?" is, like, orders of magnitude higher than the number of times i heard people talk about mana burn when it was actually a rule
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @raulghoulia True... all Twitch chatters are 12.
 letsbelgo: oh back up to 11 hours
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
 Boon_33: Ben's getting spicey, does LRR still have the ball kicking robot around for situations like this?
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 letsbelgo: bewluga
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @LSRubin Remember the batch? [Wistfully]
 neisan2112: Almost 12 hours actually
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
  TXC2: oils, unguents even
 Invitare: how much for whale oil?
 JRandomHacker: Lorien revealed, revealed
 alchemistsavant: Is one of these oils Ichor Wellspring? I could be down for some Ichor Wellspring.
 fcloud: i dont like the wheeler oil meme but i do enjoy how it makes serge uncomfortable
FurthestChunk: they call him the french fry, because he's just swimming in that oil
Scar_Red_Tiger: Why did Ben Wheeler say ballista like BroRissa Ravencroft?
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
 UltraVioletVodoo: so do i actually get to pick a deck youre using wheeler?
Scarbble: a little bit of oil always makes cooking eggs better
  LRRbot: Sojourner's Companion [7] | Artifact Creature — Salamander [4/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Artifact landcycling {2}
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Scarbble You are boiling eggs weird.
 hamraffle: Serge, its 2025, you can't just call someone a thopterist.
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
 Nickiatori: ooh I havent seen artifactlandcycling
 nightsreach: i pick slivers
 UltraVioletVodoo: food
 nishwastaken: it's just jumpstart but highlander decks
 Mindfire13: Choose a commander deck
 PinkrosThunderHorse: lotta artifacts in this eta, should've bought Collector Ouphe.dec
  TXC2: the council of hundred subbers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: canlander jumpstart
 PinkrosThunderHorse: this meta*
 raulghoulia: @Mindfire13 spin the wheel of precons
 fcloud: the dono cabal has arrived
 bytecaster: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Just 5 packs of jumpstart?
  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 fcloud: go crazy go crazy
 alchemistsavant: canadian jumpstarter would be funny
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 ClodiumSoride: that would be a weird stunt game: pick two canlander decks, take half of each and shuffle them together. Could end up with too many points if the player gets lucky.
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  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
 defaultedusername: Academy! \o/
  TXC2: Mudd_II  
 Gaz_L: *blinks* i could've sworn that number on the timer started with a 7 before
  Sarah_Serinde: Sure did
 PinkrosThunderHorse: oooh, japanese academy!
Mudd_II: Tolarian Academy
 cornixcuror: @Mudd_II Thanks for the gift sub!
Anomalous_Chime: Wheeler challenged chat.
  TXC2: Gaz_L  it was done to a 5 earlier 
 flatluigi: is shaharazad still on the set
 powerflapjack: what if someone donates 100 subs and stipulates that wheeler has to play two of his shandalar decks against each other
 ClodiumSoride: maybe a canlander version of jumpstart? make 5-point 50-card decks, pick two to shuffle together.
 Nickiatori: Wheeler told chat if they donated he would play with himself
 Obos_TAB: after all, why shouldnt they
  LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
 thatguysteve2709: Wait if it's one card per sub with 95 subs Wheeler will play commander by himself
 fcloud: if one more person donates 100 subs, wheeler will play himself in a game where he casts scheherezade and proceeds to play himself in the subgame
 TehAmelie: @ClodiumSoride would you separate the lands and divide them fairly?
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [−5]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
 nishwastaken: @fcloud you're a genius
 defaultedusername: @ClodiumSoride Just a shame that would limit you playing high point cards like Ancestral, otherwise I'm in for that chaos
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 PinkrosThunderHorse: there was also some talk about oil, unclear how it would be involved tho 
  LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1…
aceviru: inb4 angel donates 100 subs as well
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creatur…
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached t…
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice…
  LRRbot: Sojourner's Companion [7] | Artifact Creature — Salamander [4/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Artifact landcycling {2}
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you los…
  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
  LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature dea…
 Marvoleath: @PinkrosThunderHorse you gotta oil your cards, for easier shuffling
 Gaz_L: @PinkrosThunderHorse More of that strange oil? It's probably fine...
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie no idea, just spitballing. There's probably a way to make this idea work, but not sure it'd be worth the effort. Then again, there are weirder formats.
 yofl: triad needs 8 cards no?
 iPsyop: warring triads not a creature yet right ?
 enbycephalopod: yup
 SoylentDoener: @yofl true
 Marvoleath: 
 nan_de_mo_nai: threshold???
 itsaysTRUENO: Eight!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: EIGHT??
 gibbousm: EIGHT!
Scarbble: classic off by one
  TXC2: RE-E_WIND
 gibbousm: thats not threshold
 Abavus: 
 iris_of_ether: Off by One
 Obos_TAB: off by...how many?
  Sarah_Serinde:  classic Serge
 Jigokuro: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Reading the card something something
 Marvoleath: !findquote read
  LRRbot: Quote #1765: "You guys know I can READ chat, right?" —Cameron [2016-02-11]
 Jillexie: I was away for a bit. We got to almost 12 hours remaining?!?
 Melfina__: Hang on, Serge off by one?
 Boon_33: !?!
 iPsyop: indeed 8 lol.
 LSRubin: the ocho
  TXC2: English is a difficult language
 Sorator13: @Jillexie Wheeler may have challenged chat a little.
 MrSarkhan: 
 grappler12: 
 incslayer: serge cant read this is known
 Dalrint: Ah yes, the classic Reading the Card Explains the Card
 Jillexie: @Sorator13 As is expected
 KharadBanar: Goozled by a card not conforming to a mechanic from 1998
 Mindfire13: In Serge's defence, its a FF6 card
 Boon_33:  
 Gaz_L: i wonder if Serge has this counting issue with coffee? like does he sometimes put 8 grams instead of 7 in a brew?
 yatagarasu1177: up my sleeve
 Bugberry: that's the reason Dryad Arbor was a problem
 alchemistsavant: put it in the middle secret zone between lands and your other stuff
 Boon_33: get that man 5 more coffees
 noSmokeFire: balance dryad arbor on your nose
 Gaz_L: is Cheatyface legal in Canlander? 
 Nickiatori: fatal push
 Bugberry: They did make a card in BRO that makes creature/land tokens though, so almost as confusing.
  LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
  TXC2: too many people stone raining Dryad arbour 
 OldUncleDan: Back in my day (where are my back pain meds) we used to put lands towards the front.
 Gaz_L: @Bugberry one of the commanders in the MH3 lands precon does that
 nan_de_mo_nai: lands in front, all cards facing your opponent
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Nickiatori: In 2015 I was the EDgey 18 year old at the LGS who played upside down to "help" my op
  LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
 letsbelgo: bauble
 00gogo00: why doesn't Shandalar have lands in front
 00gogo00: did they change that very early on
 00gogo00: or was it just  different for the game
 OldUncleDan: @00gogo00 The original version did that.
 00gogo00: oh, really?
 TehAmelie: you can drag your lands in front if you like
Isitmeorisitme1: this isn't shandalar, this is LRR canadian highlander
 dagoth__ur_: thats a blinged out clamp
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
  LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [−3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on t…
  TXC2: new card alert
 letsbelgo: @Nickiatori thats pretty normal when you are teaching someone
 00gogo00: @TehAmelie well yeah, you can put them wherever, but it's not the default
  TXC2: reptile___  because the letter Y is used for like 5 different vowel sounds 
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  LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
  LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an …
aceviru: Tezzeret, who serves
 ExachixKitsune: or is it in your other Emeria deck?
 angrytulips: ^ german foil emeria
 ExachixKitsune: yes @ekplaysgames I do watch your clips
 iPsyop: it's in wheelers other emeria deck
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: !card duskrose reliquary
  LRRbot: Dusk Rose Reliquary [W] | Artifact | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: oh yah, that's a neat one
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
 LithelyUnshod: @reptile___ The presumption of most English speakers is that, if it were pronounced as it is, it would be spelled "sinod". Since it uses a "y", they presume there must be reason it's not an "i"
 public_key_reveal_party: Man ++
 Nickiatori: @letsbelgo yeah but it was definitly me flexing that I could read upside down and trying to get some weird advantage by getting in my opponents heads
  LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 JessieImproved: back from errands, I knew I could trust chat to number-go-up while I was gone 
  TXC2: JessieImproved  Wheeler challenged chat 
  LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 dead_delver: Psycho Mantis?
  TXC2: talking heads is now playing in everyone's heads
 RedtheLily: Who all do we have canlandering today
 Nickiatori: Who up incrementin their man?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: now we're sieving with gas!
  TXC2: RedtheLily  Angel, Wheeler, Serge and Nelson
 Gaz_L: @RedtheLily Angel, Wheeler, Sere and Nelly
 RedtheLily: Awesome ty
 KharadBanar: d-egg-enerate?
 profsmiley: Angel's sleeves are really cool.
 TehAmelie: a gift from a fan, they said
 DaSunao: Awesome, I get to hang out at work and watch this in the parking lot because of a suspicious package
 Mindfire13: Yes
 PinkrosThunderHorse: thicc
  LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
aceviru: Kiki jiki?
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
  LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefi…
aceviru: It needs food 😏
aceviru: I mean, they could've made it a plus 2
  LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
 Nickiatori: pauper all star blood fountain!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: oh, that's a pretty blood token!
 ContingentCat: reading the card etc
 Mindfire13: I love Blood Fountain! Its two artifacts for black artifact decks
 EonsofIan: Tezz goes up too??? Crazy
  LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
  TXC2: WotC are so gonna make a Vintage Horizons set aren't they? 
 PhoenixMelior: Serge was not in fact fine
 macbody2: I love this turn!!!!!!!! This is peak canlander.
  TXC2: the hit new game show: increment this man!
  LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Wheeler sounds like he needs to take a cold shower x)
 NapalmSideburns: Your man's getting out of control Angel
 Obos_TAB: Two non-serge turns ago "If I just play conservatively..."
  LRRbot: Tribute Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 2, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Nickiatori: good job XD
 iPsyop: Wheeler so wishes this was him XD
 macbody2: This is sooooooo hot.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: this is not that mage... this is just a Tribute!
 profsmiley: Everyone wishes this was them.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Serge this is looking bad
  LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.
 Gaz_L: omae wa mou...
 DeM0nFiRe: "I want to be clear with everyone: I'm dead" is a hell of a quote lol
  TXC2: this is like CIV 6, Serge Died 30 turns ago, but we still gotta play it out
  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  heck of a way to start a video will
 PinkrosThunderHorse: oh shit, food with time sieve??? I need to get a-brewin'
 macbody2: @public_key_reveal_party Yeah --- Serge *might* be in trouble here.
 Gaz_L: shhh, maybe she'll mill herself out Serge
 DeM0nFiRe: @TXC2 
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 BrowneePointz: Apparently Tezz is already doing BIG things in Eternal formats Serge
Mr_Misteri: whats the one creature on serge's board?
 xVoxtric: The Warring Triad
 Gaz_L: The Warring Triad
Mr_Misteri: thank yall!
 Gaz_L: !card The Warring Triad
  LRRbot: The Warring Triad [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, trample, haste / As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature. / {T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.
  TXC2: !card the warring triad
  LRRbot: The Warring Triad [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, trample, haste / As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature. / {T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.
 ThePixelSavage: do we have a list for the decks please?
 OldUncleDan: She can just drain him at this point.
  TXC2: !decklists
  LRRbot: Today's Canlander Decks: Angel - https://moxfield.com/decks/luqCFs5DU0KYtFkPOOJDDQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/Lxbv2CXmiUyUtSDX9xsItg Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/Lxbv2CXmiUyUtSDX9xsItg Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/axrAXhnpAUeRx_BmlKZbJQ
 public_key_reveal_party: I don't follow magic that closely anymore, but which tezzeret is this?
 ThePixelSavage: @TXC2 thank you!
 nan_de_mo_nai: new tezzeret
 Gaz_L: EOE Tezz
 BrowneePointz: the new EoE one @public_key_reveal_party
 Nickiatori: A wild Nelly appears!
 TehAmelie: it seems everyone is on the infinite tokens, life and mana plan. except Serge
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party  the newest one from EoE
 macbody2: This is like fun eggs....
 Molladia: Oh man that classic late 90's deck box from Serge, a thing of beauty
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
 ContingentCat: Yuup
 Nickiatori: Animal planet
 BrowneePointz: yes I have
 BrowneePointz: cuz we had Farm Cats
  TXC2: Smart Serge
  LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
 Sorator13: You do not want to know what that is, Serge
 iPsyop: we can ultimate tezzy OR untap time sieve ? that card is so unbelievably broken
 DaSunao: Didn't LiveLeak get shut down?
 Nickiatori: the "Friend" Zone
 neisan2112: Serge is safe, it doesnt exist anymore
  TXC2: DaSunao  probably
 themercenary1987: Serge rolled a nat 20 on that wisdom saving throw
 profsmiley: @LRRbot Serge's decklist links to Wheeler's.
 PhoenixMelior: I heard mill this podcast
 frank_the_great:  WHEELER
aceviru: Oko died so Tezzeret could warp into infinity, and beyond
  LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
  LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard o…
aceviru: hahaha
  LRRbot: Tribute Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 2, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffl…
  LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield,…
aceviru: Tribute mage, my beloved
  Sarah: Angel gets to have fun
aceviru: hahaha
aceviru: So big
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as …
aceviru: Serge out there in the woods watching cats
aceviru: "this is therapy"
 IanAllenBird: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Farm cats are the scariest mfers.
 Statist42: 
 PinkrosThunderHorse: she did the thing!!
 Nickiatori: Time keeps on slipping
 ContingentCat: Serge!!
 macbody2: This! Was! So! Effin'! Hot!
 ContingentCat: BENM
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Time stuff? That's Angel's deck, right?
 defaultedusername: Wheeler could twiddle the ring while he plays with himself, perhaps?
 defaultedusername: These are normal things to say
 Strebenherz: Daaaaang
 Obos_TAB: canlander is sick
 Korolan: Very Nirmal
 public_key_reveal_party: Wheeler has to prep to play with himself
 EonsofIan: Literal coffee with Serge?
 Rodzos: Hi again 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey good shirt Nelly
 nishwastaken:  Nelly 
 PhoenixMelior: Hi wheeler
 Obos_TAB: go get the oil
  Sarah_Serinde: Nelson has a lot of good shirts
 ContingentCat: Wheeler has to go play with himself and his ring
 themercenary1987: Oh we have our own canlander Shoresy?
  corianderd: ummmm
 Rodzos: bles u
 Abavus: 
  TXC2: Bless you
 Nickiatori: Join us in chat Wheeler!
 reptile___: "Do you want a coffee?"  "No, I've already had a coffee" --who are you and what have you done with Serge
 Skye_Stryke: Wheeler's got to oil up. Need that Hakan mtg experience
  TXC2: you ok corianderd  ?
 BrowneePointz: we need to get Nelly some Punker Jorts and a Band Tee
 OldUncleDan: What did Serge roll?  We need to know!
 themercenary1987: SERGE!
 gualdhar: Wait no not the baby oil
 Korolan: Nelly what is your Shirt?
  Sarah_Serinde: "getting"
  corianderd: @TXC2 wheeler just did a smooch at me and now he's taking all our... cheese balm?
 Korolan: It looks cool!
  corianderd: I think that's what the oil is labeled as
 ProcyonFlynn: !upweagel
 PinkrosThunderHorse: things was wird long before you got here, Nelly, if that's any consolation
 Simbionis: You're sim is fine Nelly
 EvilBadman: @corianderd Sure, whatever
 nyoomgoom: nah the sims are relatively thriving, but y'all did get burgled
 nyoomgoom: (in the sims)
  TXC2: corianderd  oh don't worry, Wheeler made choices that involved challenging chat
 OldUncleDan: Hockey?  They play hockey in Canada?  
 iris_of_ether: I love that the stuff is still labeled like that
 themercenary1987: Angel sitting in judgement#
 gualdhar: Serge bullied into a mulligan
 iPsyop: "getting" weird, Wheeler just ascended from those turns from angel lol..
 BrowneePointz: I love Angel being Occam's Razor
 EvilBadman: Nelly's wake up, "Am I a ghost" social posts have big "ED BALLS" energy
 Korolan: Get his ass Angel
 nishwastaken: just draw a mox 
 Gaz_L: @corianderd oh, ok, as long as nothing weird is going on
 nishwastaken: Nelly 
  TXC2: "would you still love me If I was a mox on top?"
  LRRbot: Soporific Springs (front: Sink into Stupor) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
 nishwastaken: Lets go Nelly
 themercenary1987: Serge still has the best series of plays in LRR History which is Stifle, Stifle, Point out a sorcery, Counter that Sorcery
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 macbody2: Serge has competion for the "nicest person to strip-mine lock you" .... Angel is savage!
 TehAmelie: i just learned about the "declare a draw so you both get to redraw seven" move and it seemed like tech
 nishwastaken: @themercenary1987 when was that? I need to see it
 garunkl: did serge draw?
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kellyfurtado: wooo canlander
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  LRRbot: Patchwork Automaton [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Ward {2} / Whenever you cast an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 Nickiatori: Tropical island is strictly better island
 themercenary1987: @nishwastaken Serge vs Wheeler - end of year 2023 Judge Tower and Highlander stream
 Mr_Horrible: Nelly: "I don't see how that's my problem"
 TehAmelie: who doesn't love a tropical island
  TXC2: "just" a creature 
 nishwastaken: @themercenary1987 thank you 
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Nelly is here to scape shifts and chew bubblegum and he's all outta bubblegum
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HonestObedientLionVoteNay-os9KL3Pf0O5MRbdH
 TheWooglie: Nelly confirmed smart
  LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
 OldUncleDan: Oko pointed?
 MAPBoardgames: Damn, sexy, Oko....
 Nickiatori: Why does he go up to 6? I fogot how busted he was
  LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice this land. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
 themercenary1987: @nishwastaken its called Judge's Tower + Canadian Highlander || Friday Night Paper Fight 2022-12-30 sequence starts around 38 minutes in
 Rodzos: m'nuh
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 nishwastaken: @themercenary1987 ooh perfect, you're awesome 
  TXC2: !decklists
  LRRbot: Today's Canlander Decks: Angel - https://moxfield.com/decks/luqCFs5DU0KYtFkPOOJDDQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/Lxbv2CXmiUyUtSDX9xsItg Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/4uP9xzph90ennjyFk5D7BA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/axrAXhnpAUeRx_BmlKZbJQ
 Nickiatori: mana mana
 Mr_Horrible: damn, flipped Tamiyo before Nelly could steal it
  TXC2: ok those should be accurate now
aceviru: o//
aceviru: Between the oil, the studio lights, and Wheelers mind processing twice as much...I feel there's a fire hazard
  LRRbot: Soporific Springs (front: Sink into Stupor) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a tur…
  LRRbot: Patchwork Automaton [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Ward {2} / Whenever you cast an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and…
aceviru: Yes!
  LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice this land. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
aceviru: Oko and Tezzy both on screen today
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
  LRRbot: Memory Guardian [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [3/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
 PhoenixMelior:  ancient tomb mana 
 garunkl: tam flip?
 flatluigi: tamiyo flipped
 ArcOfTheConclave: Tamiyo flips, right?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @Nickiatori du du-du du!
 NornsFelidar: I gave it to you Nelson in Barcelona😄 this is from Irina Nordsol pixel art tokens collection
 Mr_Horrible: sure did
 TehAmelie: short-lived traitors, how appropriate
 ajymx5: yes
 grappler12: Shouldn't tamiyo be flipped?
 cahe: tamio flips
 Psychic_Ketchup: yeah bud
kaffeetrinken89: yes
 letsbelgo: serge
 Korolan: Yeah
 Nickiatori: go to cheat step
 Korolan: Big Cheatum
Mr_Misteri: JUDGE!
Mr_Misteri: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: look, game actions are confusing (unironically)
 missa_hancock: judge Serge at work
 PinkrosThunderHorse: so anyways, I started cheating
 ekplayscards: gotchu dog
  corianderd: paul can we get slow mo replay of that cheat step?
 neisan2112: Serge wrong show! EK isnt here
 PhoenixMelior: Oh nelson is an editor now? Nice!
 BrowneePointz: Paul does the live editing *walks in with a loaded gun*
 PhoenixMelior: The editing mines get richer!
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 TheGoozler: food boy to the rescue
FurthestChunk: paul can you edit serge so that he's the gigachad
  TXC2: the LRR pipeline, everyone ends up as an editor
 Mr_Horrible: THIRD BASE
  corianderd: third base
 Mr_Horrible: love 2 remember guardian
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's cool stoneforge art
 Mr_Horrible: is that judge program?
 nan_de_mo_nai: what makes the shift trent
FurthestChunk: in 20XX, LRR will collapse because everybody has become an editor and nobody has the free time to actually film a video to edit
 LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Horrible Yep
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @Mr_Horrible an old GP promo!
 Mr_Horrible: sick 
 flatluigi: shouldn't tamiyo have taken 3? the elks are 33s
 nan_de_mo_nai: tamiyo makes things smaller
 TheGoozler: remember when it used to be batterskull?
  TXC2: FurthestChunk  bold assumption that LRR's backlog is exhaustible 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Those were the Ji-Days
 NornsFelidar: it was supposed to be a judge promo, but they decided to use it as a GP promo instead
 LithelyUnshod: @PinkrosThunderHorse It says "Judge" at the bottom 
  TXC2: ShaneLeeAtk  boooo 
 defaultedusername: @flatluigi Tamiyo's +1 makes attacking creatures get -1/-0
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @TheGoozler "I remember", I say as I turn into dust of old age
 Mr_Horrible: me, buying Rat's Nest for the Patron of the Nezumi, unaware what the 2nd rare in the precon even was
echochrisx: canadian highlander at a UK friendly time!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks, TXC2, I try!
  LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 Bugberry: I got a Shadowspear at the Theros Beyond Death prerelease at the very last Pax South. those where the days.
 Mr_Horrible: upset that it was a stupid equipment and not Ink-Eyes
 flatluigi: ah, thought it was a shrink until next term that elking dodged
 DiabolicMelon: its much better
 Mr_Horrible: "We printed Dig Through Time's little sibling at uncommon"
 letsbelgo: stock up is used in every format sewrge
CrossXhunteR: stock up, then ketramose, then some gearhulks, then the rest of it
 letsbelgo: not even close
 kellyfurtado: stock up easily best card from aetherdrift
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @LithelyUnshod oh, I could've sworn there's a GP promo with the same art
 neisan2112: Brightglass is way more narrow
FurthestChunk: you put this one in decks with islands
 BrowneePointz: for anyone in chat that may have missed it. Apparently the Marvel Super Chase cards will be The Infinity Stones, starting with a super blinged out Soul Stone for Spodermanz
 iPsyop: stock up can go in any deck that plays blue in every format, you can't say the same for the gearhulks
 LithelyUnshod: @PinkrosThunderHorse Maybe that too *shrug*
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine seeing the gearhulks as 4-ofs in vintage.
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twitch Bits also can be used: 500 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 1000 Bits will add 2 minutes).
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
CrossXhunteR: dang, already round 3 of 4
 gibbousm: The Verges are nice, but Stock is the best card from the set by a significant margin
  LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
  TXC2: would a 4 mana instant stock up still be as good?
 BrowneePointz: that's a very different card but probably
 Mr_Horrible: probably yes, but not necessarily in the same way
FurthestChunk: !card memory deluge
  LRRbot: Memory Deluge [2UU] | Instant | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this spell. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {5}{U}{U}
 BrowneePointz: like TXC it's played NOW as a 3 mana SORCERY
 nan_de_mo_nai: @TXC2 this is better than memory deluge in most games and thaat sees play
  LRRbot: Perilous Snare [2W] | Artifact | Start your engines! / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Nickiatori: Stock up is like read the bones if you got to dig one card deeper and have all the info up front its great!
 Mr_Horrible: like it wouldn't make the cut in as many tempo lists in that case
  LRRbot: Memory Guardian [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [3/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
aceviru: I miss Ben in N100 :c
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: …
  LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
aceviru: Please, don't give them more ideas about making cards cost less
aceviru: (cost as in mana,)
  LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
  LRRbot: Perilous Snare [2W] | Artifact | Start your engines! / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / Max speed — {T}: Pu…
 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, what a lady, what a night
 iPsyop: it is legal
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 iPsyop: it's just nonland permanant
  TXC2: thanks chat
 BrowneePointz: that art is the ulgiest Loot has ever looked
 BrowneePointz: ugliest*
 Mr_Horrible: okay that sounded more like a stallout, Serge
CrossXhunteR: 4 mana instant stock up is basically consult the star charts from EOE
 Mr_Horrible: I mean it is his nadir in the story
 themercenary1987: MASTER! MASTER! MASTER OF PUPPETS!
 Mr_Horrible: but I also speak as someone who is generally not a fan of Loot's design
  benjamin_wheeler: is Loot a Labubu
 RealGamerCow: Did a lot of Final Fantasy cards make it into Canadian highlander?
 BrowneePointz: No. Loot has more value than a fucking Labubu
 drachenfells: Lootbubu?
 noSmokeFire: @benjamin_wheeler yes, unquestionably
 DaSunao: Wait, is this Serge actually doing the meme of 'borrowing' cards?
FurthestChunk: @benjamin_wheeler a very reluctant +2
 Mr_Horrible: 24 karat... gold...
  TXC2: Loot is a tulpa for Hasbro 
 niccus: @benjamin_wheeler not until the alchemy card with Specialize
 BrowneePointz: -18 for every +2 anyone says
 Nickiatori: who up starting their engines
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Speed 2: It's on a boat.
 iPsyop: @CrossXhunteR on turn 5 yeah, but I think I still just kinda like stock up more, more often
 Derekwillis: Why does he keep watching Speed 2?
 Jigokuro: Key-nu?
 LithelyUnshod: Jason Patrick?
  benjamin_wheeler: starting discourse that being anti-Labubu is Sinophobic
 Mr_Horrible: @Derekwillis loves boats, convoluted plots, and Willem Dafoe
  TXC2: Derekwillis  big fan of Willem Dafoe ?
FurthestChunk: actually no loot is lesser than a labubu because labubus are real objects
 TehAmelie: Keanu was always clever. could smell the turkey coming off Speed 2 from far away, i expect
  LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath enters, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
 Nickiatori: do not search up Loot Controversy
 gibbousm: Omnomnomnomnom
 Gaz_L: @Derekwillis got a beautiful mind?
 Wonderdoc: which planeswalker is that?
 Invitare: Where's Omnath?
 Derekwillis: @Gaz_L Doctor!
 themercenary1987: @Invitare Phyrexianised... so not sure nowadays
  LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
FurthestChunk: @Wonderdoc flipped mh3 tamiyo
  TXC2: ok...is a Labubu just this decade's Beanie baby ?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Batterskull!!
 BrowneePointz: Worse. They're Funko Pops
 Mr_Horrible: @iPsyop iirc this would just be Memory Deluge from one of either MID/VOW, which did see a fair whack of play, but in a less broad range of decks
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  so yes then
 Wonderdoc: @FurthestChunk oh thats why i didnt recognise it, I only know the frontface thank you
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Labubus are Magic cards, but with only one card per pack
 Mr_Horrible: no, I'd liken them more to beanie babies than funkos
FurthestChunk: aren't they also blind bags
 iPsyop: @Mr_Horrible yeah it's closer to memory deluge.
 RealGamerCow: I see Labubu and just see Monchichi.
 Mr_Horrible: people are more fanatical about picking them up for perceived value, funkos were/are a lot less of that
FurthestChunk: like it's probably a net negative to humanity but it's funny to say loot is one
 flatluigi: labubus, as seen in stark kids black friday
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Labubus have more soul than funko pops, tbf
 niccus: if you think about it, perilous snare is Loot's box
 flatluigi: *star kid's
 themercenary1987: like beanie babies before them, i do not gfet labubus
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, a stock up can't kill me 
 TehAmelie: i see labubu and i remember this picture of a couple dividing a pile of beanie babies on the courtroom floor for their divorce
 BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible funkos started like that for the exclusives. Source: I worked at Gamestop during that heyday and *Woof*
 themercenary1987: *get
 Mr_Horrible: @themercenary1987 prolly save a lot of money that way :V
  LRRbot: Pest Infestation [XXG] | Sorcery | Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
  benjamin_wheeler: I’ve now become neutral to pro labubu
 MAPBoardgames: That card framing is cool!
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz ah, fair, I was never terribly connected, but I just don't remember hearing about any sort of "investment rush", so maybe it just wasn't covered as much, or I wasn't as tuned in
aceviru: Judge! Serge is making noises and holding up gameplay 😏
aceviru: Keavu made the right call tbf
  LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath enters, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 4 life if this is the first time t…
aceviru: omnath, soup of creation
  LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
  LRRbot: Pest Infestation [XXG] | Sorcery | Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
 themercenary1987: @Mr_Horrible I play Age of Sigmar, Magic, Lorcana, and am enjoying Uma Musume. My wallet is extremely thin
  benjamin_wheeler: and that distaste of them is rooted in misogyny and sinophobia
 Nickiatori: @benjamin_wheeler Based
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @benjamin_wheeler now we're talking
 Mr_Horrible: @themercenary1987 God speed, soldier
 nishwastaken: @benjamin_wheeler 
 Mr_Horrible: wheeler no, someone is going to take this seriously
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @themercenary1987 .....I pray for your finances
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:42 AM
FurthestChunk: @benjamin_wheeler but do you think gender neutral dudes like them
 UnknownFriday: Got bad news for you Serge.
 Plasterboard: good thing it is 11:42AM
 UltraVioletVodoo: Serge its nearly noon for you
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
 munocard: Serge, it's after 11
 themercenary1987: @PinkrosThunderHorse Someone needs too....
 foopoiuyt: Which is problematic since he also can't figure out when is earlier than 11
 OldUncleDan: But it is after 11 PST.
 tehcrashxor: Reading numbers on a clock?  Sounds rather mathy to me.
 Nickiatori: I would like to clarify that Mysogyny and Sinophobia are not based
 gsyhiap: Serge clearly means before 11pm
 powerflapjack: @OldUncleDan it's in his rider that he doesn't have to read a clock before 1 PST
  TXC2: with MoC Over, Serge can do maths before 11am now
   LoadingReadyRun: The not doing math also applies to knowing the time
FurthestChunk: @Nickiatori too late rotating the tulpa based on you in my head and torching that strawman
 OldUncleDan: @LoadingReadyRun That's the correct answer.
 tanshala: could be 11pm right?
 Nickiatori: @FurthestChunk ok I  will get the Ukulele and start my apology video
FurthestChunk: @Nickiatori +2
  LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 macbody2: @OldUncleDan daymn - LRR throwing hands.
 chaostreader: to be fair. Angel just beat Serge with Time shenanigans so his clock might be off.
 Capt_clown: Time math is especially hard. My Google Mini CONSTANTLY struggles with having to figure out time if it crosses midnight
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm unbothered" [...] "I'm somewhat bothered"
CrossXhunteR: !card tamiyo, seasoned scholar
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar (front: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn. / [−3]: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a green card, add one mana of any color. / [−7]: Draw cards equal to half the number of cards in your library, rounded up. You get an emblem with "You ha…
 PinkrosThunderHorse: the ol' "please no?"
 munocard: What kind of seasoning do you put on a Tamiyo?
 TehAmelie: thyme, obviously
  TXC2: highly bothered, not even on a road, dry as a bone
 Nickiatori: @munocard Depends what doe peo0ple usually season Rabbit with?
 Mr_Horrible: my brain needs rewiring, I can't see the 1 in the N100 logo as anything but an allen key
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tamiyo!!!
  LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
 A_Dub888: What up Landers, how high are we?
  LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
 xVoxtric: @Mr_Horrible it's a hockey stick standing up
 Mr_Horrible: @xVoxtric but that's illegal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible It means you've spent too much time with TTSF and need to go do some chores outside for a while
 OldUncleDan: That's a unique play.
 KharadBanar: Let's do the Time Walk again!
 nishwastaken: it's time to walk
 fcloud: it's only illegal because it's a high stick
CrossXhunteR: nature's rhythm?
  LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
aceviru: Hahaha
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice…
aceviru: Nelly, get him
  LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
MichealDraven: is.. is nelly flick shuffling his hand with a black border time walk in it?
  LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
  LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
aceviru: @michael, Canlander players are just built different
  LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, t…
  LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
 PinkrosThunderHorse: no green sun in the list?
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig instructions unclear: went outside, set chores on fire
  LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
 nishwastaken: 
 Diabore: just getting here, is canlander the first theyre doing on magic day?
 Mr_Horrible: how is he getting E-Wit with neoform on that board?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: probs timeless witness
 nan_de_mo_nai: @Mr_Horrible it's timeless witness, actually
 Mr_Horrible: oh, timeless, yeah
 profsmiley: @Diabore Steam schedule is pinned, but next up is Beejlander.
  TXC2: Diabore  yes, check the pin for what we're doig
 Rodzos: gg
 Mr_Horrible: I still never remember that one off the jump
Trentian0: Playing Trentshift while wearing an Every Child Matters shirt is Trent approved!
 Krektogar: haven't vintage decks playes automaton since it was printed?
 RockPusher: Which year's shirt is Nelson's orange shirt?
 OldUncleDan: New King just dropped on 9 Kings!  We now up to 8!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hi, Angel!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 You sound like people trying to make an excuse about why they didn't follow the crystal clear discharge instructions to NOT TAKE THE DAMN CONE OFF YOUR DOG
 PinkrosThunderHorse: yeah, I can see that in scapeshift, that's tighter
echochrisx: who is our table friend?
CrossXhunteR: angel
 Mr_Horrible: no GSZ no Eladamri's is bold, but there's been a lot of interesting new creature tutors in the last while
 Nickiatori: Has G been collecting them?
 A_Dub888: I can think of a lot of people who want to own Tifa
  benjamin_wheeler: hi angel
 PinkrosThunderHorse: than regular seekerwalk, that is
 PinkrosThunderHorse: hello Angel!
 nishwastaken: Hi Angel 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @A_Dub888 I also want the card
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For anyone who doesn't know, Angel is great
 tanshala: high angel
 fcloud: angel is angel, angel angel. that is all ye know, and all ye need to know
 niccus: since we had extra 100x subs, can we also have wheeler backseating wheeler?
  benjamin_wheeler: everyone say hi to angel
 gualdhar: Angel is a cool person and dumpsters Wheeler on the regular
 A_Dub888: hi to angel
 ChunkySurprises: Hi Angel
  benjamin_wheeler: @niccus that’s a given
 Nickiatori: Hi Angel!
FurthestChunk: @benjamin_wheeler smdh at this parasocial ass chatter
 Derekwillis: Hi angel
 profsmiley: Hi, Angel! Been loving your addition to the group dynamic.
FurthestChunk: hi angel
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Angel is to Wheeler what wheeler is to others
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also frequently on Can't Draw Horses Club
Anomalous_Chime: Hi Angel!
 capchaos2: Hi Angel!
 themercenary1987: So is angel the true lands pilot of the format, as she is training up Serge?
 Incandescent_Zubat: Hi Angel
 dvercell: Hi Angel
 Snowcookies: You may know Angel from the classics such as "hecking Wheeler during Mahjong Soul" and "hecking Wheeler during the bakeoff"
 A_Dub888: @PinkrosThunderHorse Magic: The Gathering?
 BrowneePointz: Angel is the Clark Kent to Wheeler's Lex
 macbody2: Angel could totally be more on North 100!!! pls!
 themercenary1987: Sorry, meant to use they there
 macbody2: @BrowneePointz perfect
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 Boon_33: 
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @A_Dub888 exactly, also the premier Esper Flash pilot of the format
CrossXhunteR: hey, thundertrap trainer
  LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
CrossXhunteR: keen eyed curator
 fcloud: man i have been watching and learning about magic for four years now, and there's still whole archetypes im not familiar with
 nan_de_mo_nai: @fcloud highlander is a wild place. lots of archetypes that don't exist elsewhere
CrossXhunteR: also, get's built in trample with exile-delirium
 PinkrosThunderHorse: I play Keen-Eyed over scavenging in my Seekerwalk-midrange list for exactly the reasons Wheeler listed
 Derekwillis: I find holding the green up is pretty rude, either puff or pass.
 BusTed: 
 PhoenixMelior: Uppies!
CrossXhunteR: !card keen-eyed curator
  LRRbot: Keen-Eyed Curator [GG] | Creature — Raccoon Scout [3/3] | As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample. / {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
 nishwastaken: 
 PinkrosThunderHorse: also, Uppies is now my nickname for it too
 macbody2: @fcloud North 100 on lrrmtg youtube...
CrossXhunteR: i think bloomburrow might be just a year old.
 NewtyNewts: It was released last year, not 2023
 BrowneePointz: Last August
 BrowneePointz: literally a year old
FurthestChunk: we've had aetherdrift for four years
 themercenary1987: I'm still annoyed they never did a crossover with bloomburrow and redwall
 Bugberry: I wish Bloomburrow racoons cared about graveyards instead of Expend.
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
  LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value…
aceviru: Poor Serge. He took all the beats
aceviru: Haha, Angel asking the hard hitting question
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: …
  LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 f…
aceviru: hahaha
aceviru: Making Nelly sweat
 engineerbudy: Bloomburrow is 1 year tomorrow
  benjamin_wheeler: I love lying
 Nickiatori: @themercenary1987 thats for return to bloomburrow
 PhoenixMelior: Magic: the Gathering
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @benjamin_wheeler As a fellow autistic, same 
 fcloud: addquote wheeler now "I love lying."
 nan_de_mo_nai: 2015 was 18 years ago
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 themercenary1987: @Nickiatori Don't... Don't Give me hope...
 ZestyFungus: Mine is tomorrow too! : )
 Mr_Horrible: Lying like "I know if nobody else got me wheeler got me can I get a amen"
 MrSVCD: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:54 AM
CrossXhunteR: i remember when bloomburrow came out because that was both when i returned to magic and when a wild possum got into my home
  LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
 GrassVortex: @nan_de_mo_nai 
 nan_de_mo_nai: is nelly playing simic slaw with boros sauce
 CaKnuckleguy: Time? Thanks, but no thanks. I hate time. It never stops. Gosh
 Nickiatori: @themercenary1987 It is one of their biggest homerun sets recently so I am sure they are going back!
 NewtyNewts: Butters Kill?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @themercenary1987 Yeah, don't give those of us who really want that hope. I want more of that set so badly
 PinkrosThunderHorse: booterskall
 Bugberry: @Nickiatori just hope the Limited format isn't as bad.
 goosevonkaiser: bitter skoal
  benjamin_wheeler: ok but Innistrad crimson vow/midnight hunt are 4 years old that’s actually messed up
 NewtyNewts: Booter School
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @benjamin_wheeler WHAT
 macbody2: @benjamin_wheeler any sub goals coming up. You're the one not afraid of asking for money...
  benjamin_wheeler: and Throne of Eldraine is 9 years this fall
CrossXhunteR: Slow Lands were still in standard last year
 goosevonkaiser: @benjamin_wheeler  i'm old
 Fanklok: Batterskull in 2025?
 PhoenixMelior: He is
 ZestyFungus: First eldraine set was 2018 right?
 bytecaster: Why would you lie to chat, we are easily tricked?!?!
CrossXhunteR: throne is like 6 years old
 Montesque64: @PinkrosThunderHorse Wheeler, lies, loves, etc.
 themercenary1987: @benjamin_wheeler Midnight Hunt is the Only pre-release i ever won, and thats thanks to Halana and Alena and Gruul Stompy
FurthestChunk: don't google innistrad crimson vow controversy
 NornsFelidar: were those sets (crimson vow/hunt) at all memorable? excpet for the stuff we'd rather forget (day/night)
 schordash:  
 BrowneePointz: Next January when Lorwyn Eclipsed comes out it'll have been 19 years since we've been back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They also need to give love to things other than Aristocrats majorly in the next few sets, because BW has been so OP in the last several sets
 A_Dub888: was it drawing horses with the club?
 Mindfire13: Throne was fall 2019
 Nickiatori: My first magic set was Alara reborn and that set can drive now so I feel old
 ThePixelSavage: actually its 10 years ago Wheeler
  TXC2: throne isn't 9 years old, Magic origins is 
 goosevonkaiser: i didn't realize we were calling 6 years 8 now
Harvest25 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Harvest25! (Today's storm count: 208)
  LRRbot: Brotherhood's End [1RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. / • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.
  benjamin_wheeler: what about our mahjong stream in 2013?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @Montesque64 I will choose to believe it is all Lies, I haven't aged a DAY sonce those NIGHTS
 frank_the_great: Can't believe 2019 was two years after Bloomburrow
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz oh no I've become Matt Damon(?) from that Saving Private Ryan gif
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PinkrosThunderHorse But how many nights have you aged?
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 My first booster box, giot 4 liliana's no jaces and no kytheons. So annoyed!
 Marvoleath: I mean, the period between 2020 and 2024 was anywhere between 1 month and 10 years
  TXC2: themercenary1987  oof
 CastleOtranto: Chat, Ice Age was like two rotations ago, right?
 Nickiatori: Nelly noted villain conformed
 EmmaPartlow: Canadian Highlander.
 BrowneePointz: yep. Lorwyn came out 2007, if we consider eventide it'll have been 18 years since going back to Lorwyn
 bytecaster: Yesterday was 20 years ago chat
 engineerbudy: and inventors fair?
 Mr_Horrible: "That hoser" is Tocasia and she's a respected archaeologist, Serge 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Just like Sonic, let's celebrate M15's 30 anniversary
 engineerbudy: is it an artifact land?
 TehAmelie: did you know Speed 2 came out 30 years ago?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig fewer, people tend to cast spells on their turns
 engineerbudy: or just legendary?
 Nickiatori: Huntmaster of the fells just rotated out of standard last year right?
 Trahas: @Marvoleath March 2020 has been going on for a really long time now
  TXC2: ShaneLeeAtk  bloorf 
  benjamin_wheeler: ok but here’s a real deal cool milestone. Canadian Highlander turns 20 this year
 NewtyNewts: What card is that?
 BrowneePointz: That's sick!
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz as much as I fucking hated faeries I have missed Lorwyn, both aesthetically and in terms of its Standard
 TehAmelie: actually 28, i just wanted to do a prank
 BrowneePointz: !card Assimilation Aegis
  LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
 ShaneLeeAtk: 😄
 Marvoleath: @Nickiatori it rotated out of modern a few years ago 
  LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
 Nickiatori: @benjamin_wheeler Wheeler dont Lie canada is only 17 years old
 NornsFelidar: @benjamin_wheeler so next year it's of drinking legal age?
 Mr_Horrible: @benjamin_wheeler how old does it need to be to rent a Canadian car?
  LRRbot: Bala Ged Sanctuary (front: Bala Ged Recovery) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
 EmmaPartlow: @benjamin_wheeler Basically drinking age!
 nan_de_mo_nai: @Nickiatori canada being 17 doesn't make sense or drake would like it more
  benjamin_wheeler: @NornsFelidar it’s Canadian so it can already drink
 LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Horrible In Canada it already is
 Mr_Horrible: (also wow, that rules, congrats)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NornsFelidar In the US, it's been of legal drinking age in many countries for years
 Mr_Horrible: damb
 Nickiatori: @nan_de_mo_nai too old for him
 macbody2: @NornsFelidar That would 16 in germany.
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible my proudest Standard moment was using Snakeform to kill an attacking Oona against a Faerie deck.
FurthestChunk: this year magic becomes 47 years old
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Serge, trust in Angel!!
 JKBalch: Judge fight
 munocard: Triggers use "when, whenever, or at"
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry similarly, one of mine was attacking for 20 off chameleon colossus that was getting +1/+1 and islandwalk from the Lord of Atlantis across the table
 Nickiatori: 18 turn clock
 BrowneePointz: no Triggers use Tenga Toppen Gurren Laganns
  LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
  benjamin_wheeler: Shakira be like
 MookGB: Reading the card barely ever explains the card
 Nickiatori: @BrowneePointz um actually that was Gainax
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 f…
  LRRbot: Brotherhood's End [1RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. / • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.
  LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
  LRRbot: Bala Ged Sanctuary (front: Bala Ged Recovery) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
aceviru: Hahaha
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creatur…
  LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
 DapperKoala2: Reading the Oracle text for the card explains the card.
 Mr_Horrible: reading the card used to explain the card, and we used to be a society
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MookGB With CanLander level interactions sometimes
 NornsFelidar: hmm. Interesting, I come from a country where 18 is the drinking age. my friend moved to Canada 15 years ago and claimed it was 21, so he'd come back for vacation and get wasted
 BrowneePointz: @Nickiatori damn got my ass
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Reading Wheeler's cards explains the cards.
 vinopinguino: savage angel
 MookGB: @Mr_Horrible Not really, they used to have functional erata
 BrowneePointz: that was right before Gainax "dissolved"...fake weeb here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn If you can read the alphabet
  TXC2: reading the card has never explained the card, because Lure was in Alpha 
  LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @IaCthulhuFthagn *if you speak German
 LithelyUnshod: @NornsFelidar 18 or 19, depending on province
 NewtyNewts: Doesn't it then also become a defender?
 NewtyNewts: !card wall of blossoms
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Mr_Horrible: @MookGB reading the card explained the card in a narrow slice of history that I participated in :V
  benjamin_wheeler: well you started streaming
 JKBalch: Long time ago Serge. But you get closer everyday
 themercenary1987: So wheeler, how long till you bring the horse racing game to Is This Your Card? Or is it too little cards, and too much Horse?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PinkrosThunderHorse Some of them are in cyrilic or Japanese!
 fcloud: weird to literally call richard garfield "god" out loud but you do you
 ProcyonFlynn: Well, most gods have some opinions on gambling, and you know what cracking-boosties is.
  LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
FurthestChunk: @benjamin_wheeler how comfy is that glass house anyway, been considering investing
CrossXhunteR: is wheeler a cawblade player?
 BrowneePointz: yea Wheeler played Cawblade
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair!
  LRRbot: Dispatch [W] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.
 Derekwillis: But then they can ancient grudge your Batterskull!
  benjamin_wheeler: we’re all cawblade players
 Mr_Horrible: I stopped playing standard before that so I will in fact see Heaven
 EmmaPartlow: That's a pretty Dispatch.
 vinopinguino: yeah cawg
FurthestChunk: there were no other decks
 nan_de_mo_nai: that line has similar levels of backpain to ticking up your jace to play araound bolt
 Mr_Horrible: unlike all the filth that sleeved up JTMS
  LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
  benjamin_wheeler: replacing the yeag meme with yawg
 BrowneePointz: lol i also stopped playing standard once Cawblade got popular
 PinkrosThunderHorse: the serge has been leaked
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Derekwillis ...pick it up in response?
 munocard: amazing stack
CrossXhunteR: i love me a stack
 Mr_Horrible: I stopped once my beloved Kitchen Finks rotated 
  TXC2: the fact that JTMS isn't even good in mordern means we have left God's light
 Trahas: Was that the so called stack I hear so much about in magic
 Mr_Horrible: even though I played them wrong (in Jund Ramp)
 nan_de_mo_nai: @TXC2 sometimes he appears as a one off in sideboards
 DaSunao: It's a shame that in singleton formats you can't use that funny shenanigans of a creture fetching 3 copies and brainstorming 2 back
 goosevonkaiser: who is this, american actor and tv host robert stack?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: modern is horrible atm (yes, I play burn)
 munocard: @TXC2 I mean, neither is Goyf
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twitch Bits also can be used: 500 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 1000 Bits will add 2 minutes).
  TXC2: nan_de_mo_nai  that's almost worse somehow 
 BrowneePointz: I played the CRAP out of pre Scars Standard. Mythic Conscription Dude? With Sovereigns of Lost Alara Dude? HELL YEAAAA
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
  TXC2: munocard  damn 
 ShaneLeeAtk: This has been the chat I needed this afternoon. Living comfortably in the multiverse where time and truth are concepts to be molded or discarded as seen fit.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: goyf being like 10€ still hecks me up
  benjamin_wheeler: old man take a look at my life
 NewtyNewts: !card dress down
  LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
 BrowneePointz: or RUG Turbo Titan. Lotus Cobra into Early Frost Titans to make people hate me
CrossXhunteR: i love that the sai picture is a prerelease card
 Derekwillis: @PinkrosThunderHorse Goyf being a token messes me up.
  benjamin_wheeler: put goyf in standard/pio
 Mr_Horrible: my favorite thing to do was actually having the 7 mana to unearth anathemancer and dome the 5CC players for 8 through cryptic
 Stormgod519: lol
FurthestChunk: scars of mirrodin/innistrad standard was the perfect standard format imo
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @ShaneLeeAtk Truth is certainly regularly discarded in chat.
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
 DaSunao: Wait, Goyf is down? Is Junding them out no longer the Modern thing?
 munocard: @benjamin_wheeler Put fetches in Pio
 Stormgod519: Wheeler I’m down
 nan_de_mo_nai: if only it were wrath of the skies
 NornsFelidar: Cosmogoyf must be good in pioneer right???
 PinkrosThunderHorse: would goyf even be good in standard?
 Stormgod519: @munocard half of them are already banned lol
FurthestChunk: friendly reminder that dark confidant is in standard
 xVoxtric: @DaSunao goyf got power crept out of the format by other goyfs and now the basic Tarmogoyf is just too vanilla
 iPsyop: yeah brotherhoods end is just good and flexible
 munocard: @Stormgod519 Yes, I understand this. It's why I want them in there.
 EmmaPartlow: @NornsFelidar People are trying it with Serum Powder in Modern lmao
  benjamin_wheeler: @PinkrosThunderHorse probably
 vinopinguino: im sure there's a cosmogoyf deck out there in standard rn
 Mr_Horrible: no I'm sorry, there's too many viable goyfs at this point in magic's life, you have to specify your goyfs now
 DiabolicMelon: @xVoxtric none of the other goyfs are legal its just too slow and doesnt etb
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @DaSunao nope, the closest thing is like, Jund Sagavan, and that isn't even junding properly
 vinopinguino: i think theres a sultai pile
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
FurthestChunk: you just gotta ocky way your cosmogoyf, sure sure
  benjamin_wheeler: goyf = tarmo
  benjamin_wheeler: always
  TXC2: ^
CrossXhunteR: weird stock up you got here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card Disa
  LRRbot: Found 19 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 vinopinguino: okay boomer
 xVoxtric: @DiabolicMelon nethergoyf
FurthestChunk: ach, hans, run, it's the taxonomygoyf
 Mr_Horrible: that's what it *should* be but that's not what I'm seeing
  TXC2: FurthestChunk  unset card right there
  LRRbot: Skyserpent Seeker [GU] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / Exhaust — {4}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
aceviru: Serge catching all the strays and the directs
  LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
  LRRbot: Dispatch [W] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.
  LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
aceviru: Chat may not know this, but magic is older than 2020
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twit…
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice…
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Skyserpent Seeker [GU] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / Exhaust — {4}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefi…
 circusofkirkus: Simic Linings mentioned
 Invitare: Skyseeker serpent?
 ravenlord_xix: cosmogoyf and ketramos in a deck maybe, but possibly too slow
 NornsFelidar: Cosmogoyf is legal in the same format as Treasure Cruise and DTT, it can't be bad right?
 EmmaPartlow: People still remember Aetherdrift? Lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card disa the restless
  LRRbot: Disa the Restless [2BRG] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [5/6] | Whenever a Lhurgoyf permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Tarmogoyf token.
 Mr_Horrible: it's Aetherdrift's 30th Anniversary
 BrowneePointz: Cosmogoyf is pretty juiced. also the art slaps
 vinopinguino: i will not stand aetherdrift slander. vroom vroom!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't she when things got out of hand?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: who up spreading their misinformation?
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [−5]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
 A_Dub888: it’s aetherdrift’s 30th Anniversary!!
 goosevonkaiser: aetherdrift? that set flew off dead man's cliff back in '87
 EmmaPartlow: The most Aetherdrift cards we'll ever see in a Canadian Highlander match
 JRandomHacker: This subathon brought to you by: Gaslighting
 Mr_Horrible: me taking a big swig of chilled milk from the Aetherspark on the winner's podium
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Fanklok: Aetgerdrift was 2002
CrossXhunteR: nobody knows what any aetherdrift card does
 NornsFelidar: Aetherdrift.... never happened
 PinkrosThunderHorse: BtB-voice: "what's sparking, my aethers???"
 munocard: You think Cosmogoyf might be good enough to get them to finally ban Dig Through Time in Pioneer?
 TehAmelie: can't believe Eldraine is 800 years old. they managed to print an Arthurian set in Arthurian times.
FurthestChunk: jamming cosmogoyf and tormod's crypt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie 
 TheBattleOfHastings: Sorry, I missed the start of the stream: are we beejlandering today?
CrossXhunteR: later
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes, MTG schedule is in the pins
  TXC2: TheBattleOfHastings  read the pin
FurthestChunk: @TheBattleOfHastings the pinned message has the schedule
  benjamin_wheeler: yes but after I play with myself
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie this means I get to blame middle European history for Oko, which is okay by me
 TheBattleOfHastings: Ah I am blind... Sorry all.♥️
 DaSunao: I stopped following magic after they stopped doing blocks so it feels like its been a decade with how many planes have been bounced through
  LRRbot: Sojourner's Companion [7] | Artifact Creature — Salamander [4/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Artifact landcycling {2}
  Sarah_Serinde: Several people paid a lot of money for Wheeler to play with himself
 NornsFelidar: @benjamin_wheeler is it still on twitch or on OF?
 ClodiumSoride: against, play against himself
FurthestChunk: 300 subs for him to play with himself
 BrowneePointz: I do enjoy Aetherdrift for what it was, but I deeply wish we had gotten full looks at the planes involved
 Bugberry: @DaSunao We've had multiple returns since they stopped blocks though. Limited has also been consistently great.
  TXC2: DaSunao  getting rid of blocks is one of the biggest mistakes WotC has made IMO
 Mr_Horrible: who up walling they blossoms
 ClodiumSoride: one-player two-headed giant?
FurthestChunk: it is genuinely feeling like i am the only unsubbed person in chat
 vinopinguino: @BrowneePointz preach
 A_Dub888: Serge takes 1 from mana burn 
S33bs: forth time
  LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
 nishwastaken: 
 EmmaPartlow: Cripes.
Anomalous_Chime: FurthestChunk Nah.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh.
 Psychic_Ketchup: dang, the ninth eorlingas
FurthestChunk: 9 ligmas... woag...
 PinkrosThunderHorse: @FurthestChunk we got, like 300 gift subs, some of us just got lucky x)
 nan_de_mo_nai: chat are we riding? riding to gondor?
 Bugberry: @TXC2 how so? It had positives, but the benefits of removing them have been more worth it.
 WavesOfBabies: JESUS
 BrowneePointz: Don't you mean NINTH Eorlingas *is dragged off stage and shot*
 vinopinguino: she forth on my lingas til i...
 goosevonkaiser:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a reason Forth Eorlingas got banned in so many things so quickly
 Derekwillis: How many erolingas's is this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Derekwillis Too many
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I'm of a similar mindset for OTJ - was much more interested in the ecology/society of the plane itself than the smash bros angle. Give me more of the cactusfolk dammit
 BrowneePointz: @Bugberry there are settings like Kaldheim and Capenna that desperately needed split across two sets
 PinkrosThunderHorse: what's forthing, my eorlingas??
 iPsyop: @Derekwillis 9 of them puppies
 Mr_Horrible: @Derekwillis at least 3
 DaSunao: @Bugberry It's just very confusing to me trying to figure out how old anything is when it not 3 sets of Ravnica followed by 3 sets of Theros
  benjamin_wheeler: eomer died of ligma
 EmmaPartlow: What about Fifth Eorlingas /s
FurthestChunk: @benjamin_wheeler who the hell is steve jobs
 Stormgod519: ligma what?
  TXC2: Bugberry  sets have no cohesion now, it just feels like we ping pong from one to the other, we don't get to know a setting, really iterate on the mechanics
 Mr_Horrible: @benjamin_wheeler putting Eomer on blast because he removed the headphone jack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I know!!!!!!!! I often just want to explore the plane way more than the stuff they prioritize. i wanted to know the interplay between the cactusfolk and some of those porcupine mounts who were fighting them on their cards and may or may not have been trying to eat them
 TehAmelie: crown this man! what are the odds it will matter?
FurthestChunk: edge of eternities could have like, eight sets in a row in it
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie any excuse to bring the crown on set
FurthestChunk: which is why we're going over to spider-man land next
 EmmaPartlow: That's a lorge Salamander
 Bugberry: @TXC2 we still get a progressing story, and they have synergies across sets within Standard. They just don't iterate on the same mechanic as much.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: that's a large axolotl
 noSmokeFire: @FurthestChunk what if they did a trilogy and then a prequel trilogy
  benjamin_wheeler: as cool as the multi set blocks were, the third set always sucked and the two set blocks weren’t popular
  benjamin_wheeler: and felt rushed
 BrowneePointz: what Ben said
 Stormgod519: I wish they did 2-set ones more
FurthestChunk: @noSmokeFire based, but only if they have a thinly veiled analogy to the viet cong and the rise of fascism in the US
 nan_de_mo_nai: @benjamin_wheeler you didnt like dragon's maze?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Which is deeply unfortunate. It is a big loss in many ways because for those of us who want to do more things with anything like rooms or a bunch of goofy stuff like that, we are never going back
 BrowneePointz: as much as I wish they'd do Two Sets every now and then, it's not worth it to WotC
aceviru: boo
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aceviru: Fourth-olingus, nice
darrin: I can't
Anomalous_Chime: FurthestChunk turn down the content firehose?! Never!!
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  indeed
 WavesOfBabies: WotC: print MTG novels
 vinopinguino: edge of eternities being a 3 set block would def be flavorful with the edge..ing.
 DentedPockets: What I'm hearing is, less product on a slower release cycle is preferred.
FurthestChunk: two set blocks could've been cool if they had more than five minutes to cook
  benjamin_wheeler: and players don’t have a long enough attention span for these long form stories
 JinaMahavira: Two sets for new planes and One for returns maybe?
  TXC2: 2 set blocks were worse then the 3 set blocks IMO
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 Stormgod519: I don’t like the element of 3-set blocks having a terrible third set
FurthestChunk: like it was what, three two set blocks before deleting blocks?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I think what we could say is I think having a single set, then they can let the second set cook for as long as it needs to in that plane since we now have a hojillion UB sets
 Wormsbane: new phyrexia, alara reborn, rise of the eldrazi famous bad sets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it comes out in a year, or in two years
 gualdhar: the one ring was a mistaaaaaaaaaaaake
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Small sets were a rought time.
FurthestChunk: avacyn restoryed famous good set
 NewtyNewts: It's just one ring, how bad could it be?
 BrowneePointz: @Wormsbane NPH and Rise were drafted by themselves iirc
 Mr_Horrible: I'm definitely a boomer thought because I also just miss the time period where we had sort of isolated stories for the 3-set blocks, without planeswalkers as the overarching throughline characters
 TehAmelie: oh no, now Nelly is a dark king
 Sorator13: @gualdhar well, it is canonical
  benjamin_wheeler: @Thefluffiestguineapig they were that unpopular
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Then again, whatever Aftermath was was worse than the small sets.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wormsbane Yeah, the whole arc of phyrexia took what, 2 years?
 Mr_Horrible: not necessarily better, just an aspect I miss
  benjamin_wheeler: lmao wrong person
 BrowneePointz: err nph may have been drafted with the other two....but Rise was drafted by itself
CrossXhunteR: there was what, 4 years between eldraine sets? they will fast track returns to popular planes if they want
  benjamin_wheeler: 2 set blocks were so unpopular, like universally so
 Bugberry: I just remember, even when they got rid of blocks, people inevitably complain about the same character appearing multiple sets in a row, whether it's Loot or Kellan.
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 Greendrag13: Pretty sure Aetherspark only gets counters in your turn?
 Stormgod519: @browneepointz Neil Patrick Harris was drafted during Zendikar?
FurthestChunk: to be fair i think they complained because kellan and loot suck
CrossXhunteR: is there a shifting woodlands, lumra, or aftermath analyst line in this deck?
  benjamin_wheeler: and think of the reaction to the double innistrad sets. irreperable damage to the plane as a whole
 Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR and we are returning to Strixhaven next year.
 WavesOfBabies: Aetherspark is only damage on your own turn 
  TXC2: when I ask for 3 set blocks to come back, I know small sets still ain't coming back 
 EmmaPartlow: I just want more Bloomburrow.
  benjamin_wheeler: day / night contributed but you nbkw
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry I mean, that's also same character appearing across multiple disparate contexts, which makes them feel much more forced as "protag/mascot" than just, a persistent character
 Bugberry: @FurthestChunk I've heard the complaints about Loot, but how did Kellan suck?
 munocard: Day/Night was to the detriment of judges everywhere
 Tiber727: That makes me wonder what card in Magic has the most types without being an all types.
 BrowneePointz: people were very mixed on Kellan @Bugberry
CrossXhunteR: i imagine next bloomburrow will be in 2028 at the latest
 yatagarasu1177: get serge a full textless deck
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry Main character syndrome, mostly.
  TXC2: benjamin_wheeler  now was that just two sets on one plane, or the release cadence that did the damage?
FurthestChunk: kellan's just boring and has no mechanical identity other than "doing what the plane he's on does"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @benjamin_wheeler I think there is a lot of pressure to constantly churn out product is my thing, so I think they just rushed
  benjamin_wheeler: why not both
 BrowneePointz: Hunt/Vow had...problems @TXC2
 DiabolicMelon: i think i played against the same guy probably! it was really impressive
 vinopinguino: what i really want to know is when we're going back to mercadia?
 Stormgod519: lol
  TXC2: benjamin_wheeler  fair
 Mr_Horrible: I don't recall SOI/EMN being poorly received?
 Bugberry: @FurthestChunk other than his Foundations card, he had an Adventure in every appearance.
 Stormgod519: not anytime soon @vinopinguino
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 ^^^^My point but better articulated, I think they rushed development probably slightly
  benjamin_wheeler: tbh the single set releases would be great with 4 sets per hear
 Stormgod519: agreed
FurthestChunk: @Bugberry which did the set's thing
 NewtyNewts: I'm imagining this getting hit by the 'you search your opponent's library for them' absolutely goozling the scapeshift
 Fanklok: Reads the card put loud for everyone "I've never read this card"
 BrowneePointz: yea 4 sets a year sets were dece
 Stormgod519: would much rather 4 sets a year
 BrowneePointz: 6 is just overwhelming
 Bugberry: @FurthestChunk he also "did what the plane did" like Planeswalkers tend to do.
 munocard: 6 is entirely too many
CrossXhunteR: TIL i learned valakut can go after creatures
 Terminal423: 6 is too dang fast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think one of the big things is just "this is too much per year"
 themercenary1987: ! comander product a year and 4 standard sets per year sounds very cool
FurthestChunk: a chandra card does chandra things wtf are you on about lmao
  benjamin_wheeler: like if we had more time with Edge it’d be nice, but Spider-Man comes out in two weeks
 themercenary1987: *1
  TXC2: oh agreed, 6 sets a year is ridiculous
 Bugberry: @FurthestChunk having a specific mechanic associated with his home plane is a mechanical identity. Synergizing with the set he's in should be expected.
CrossXhunteR: what a grindy game this is
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, ultimately the release cadence is probably the most damning thing
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @vinopinguino When are we going back to Rabiah or PTK?
 Stormgod519: lol
 Mr_Horrible: and contributes to the "I feel like we never sit with anything" feeling
 Stormgod519: also super unlikely for noth
 vinopinguino: rabiah? never heard of her
 Bugberry: That was a game and a half
 BrowneePointz: the cadence is so fast that me, a person to whom Spider-Man means a lot..a LOT has zero energy to care about the Spider Set cuz I haven't recovered and am burnt out
 Nickiatori: Time for Wheeler to play with himself
  TXC2: lets go Wheeler!
 nan_de_mo_nai: i hope angel wins this one
 NewtyNewts: It'll be the 99 lands deck
CrossXhunteR: two table friends
 Gekyouryuu: time for Wheeler to be the old Pixar man playing chess
 LSRubin: wheeler is his own table friend
 Invitare: Wheeler is also going to be table frient
 Korolan: Good Luck Have Wheeler
 ChroniclerC: Wheeler choosing Eggs?  *shock!*
Anomalous_Chime: Oil up the Wheeler!
 Stormgod519: oh is Wheeler playing with himself on camera?
 MookGB: Oh wow is this wheeler masturbation time?
 Dish_KP: Someone reminded me of boros's first mechanic, radiance, today. There's only 10 cards with Radiance, and it took a year to get them. In that mindset, there are some benefits to faster releases or quick changes from planes, but I do still miss blocks dearly.
 Montesque64: @BrowneePointz I avoided that problem by having 0 interest in anything EoE was doing, so this set was a bit of a rest.
 WavesOfBabies: Wheeler v Wheeler
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I have other hobbies also taking my attention this year, and I'm saving my focus for Avatar. It's my top 3 UB IPs.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 circusofkirkus: which side will wear the hat?
 Badchop: ToS
 EmmaPartlow: It's it Cryogen Relic time????
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  I'm the same for Avatar 
CrossXhunteR: oh, i now understand what is happening here
 public_key_reveal_party: Its like highschool all over again
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aceviru: Nelly playing all the old school beats from fire design
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aceviru: Serge showed up with all the equipment. Food is out, swords are in
CrazyBurrito: Wait is wheeler playing himself?
aceviru: hell yeah
 Gaz_L: if Wheeler concedes does the match end in a draw?
 DaxStrife: Is Wheeler beating himself allowed by Twitch TOS?
 nishwastaken: @public_key_reveal_party mood
 profsmiley: I think Wheeler going to beat Wheeler, but Wheeler's going to make it tough win for Wheeler.
 Fanklok: Everyone take note, Wheeler will play with himself on stream for $500
 eshplode: Well I've joined at a great time
 LSRubin: which one is going to be the Friday Nights villain persona?
 vinopinguino: lol
 BrowneePointz: @TXC2 oh I didn't care about Avatar since it was announced
 Nickiatori: 12 minutes to play with himself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
 vinopinguino: this should be fun
 Mr_Horrible: an Exhibition Match, in more ways than one
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I also had little interest in Tarkir and little attachment to FF.
 PinkrosThunderHorse: it's the wheelerest showdown
 iPsyop: I think for 300 gifties it's okay to get a little extra time =p
 littleunknownn: oh
 Dish_KP: Let's go, Ben!
 ClodiumSoride: please, against
 Stormgod519: Benjamin and Wheeler
 Nickiatori: 300
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  well that's some relief for you at least 
 HavenDragon: Serge please
 schordash:  
 sgowell: against not with
 Mr_Horrible: every 100 subs is ~500 USD
 circusofkirkus: this is a great prelude to beejlander
 morgwen921: Your gifts were appreciated
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler plays with himself live on camera
KWardJenx: Incept-Ben!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Can Wheeler manage to give outside assistance as table friend while playing both decks?
 Stormgod519: yeah it’s a lot
echochrisx: !subathon
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 BrowneePointz: @Bugberry that's unfortunate Tarkir is one of the best "new" settings in the last decade
 Dalrint: "People spent a thousand dollars to get me to play with myself on camera" is...a sentence.
SittingOx: OH LORD
 GrassVortex: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
 vinopinguino: typical
 nishwastaken: Damn, wheeler won
 nishwastaken: self-hand shake was great
  TXC2: GG GG
 Hrrisn: this is like that bit from Friday nights.
 Stormgod519: wheeler won the die roll!
 circusofkirkus: wait that's out of order
 goosevonkaiser: this is magic baby
 Morrigan9: same sleeves...uh oh
  TXC2: !clips
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 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I wasn't playing at the time, and Dragonstorm limited was a slog. My favorite archetype, Abzan, was the worst.
 tri_nitro_: that make for some nice highlights 
 Stormgod519: lol
 SourAndSublimes: This is the best
 emilevitt: all my money on left wheeler
 emilevitt: 
 Stormgod519: so Wheeler is on Eggs, and Wheeler is on Time Sieve
 schordash: AWH!!! you got the sleeves!! ^ O ^
 PhoenixMelior: Uh
 vinopinguino: yeah its so clear
CrossXhunteR: i can't believe serge has done this
Anomalous_Chime: Go Left Wheeler!
 NorthstarTex: I think Wheeler is going to win
 schordash: n v n )7
MediocreGamer42: Draw to time.
 Peter_Chordash: Wooo!
 themercenary1987: Someone set up the countdown clock
 Voidhawk42: Mods put a poll for betting on winner
 schordash:  so glad they reached you in a timely manner
SittingOx: this is some good leg workout
 GrassVortex:  
 NewtyNewts: Quick, Serge, mispronounce something to tilt him out!
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 ClodiumSoride: just getting to a non-concede victory in the time limit will be impressive.
 Nickiatori: I would enjoy watching Marshall and Paul commentate this kind of match
 vinopinguino: wheeler is going to need someone to towel the sweat off
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 Stormgod519: yeah can we gamble our points?
SittingOx: everyone one at home! Do a squat everytime wheeler gets up!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: discard to mox diamond!!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Responses and opponent's end step casts will be amazing.
JMGoody: He gonna pitch a land to that mox?
 SourAndSublimes: Mox diamond discard?
 powerflapjack: what did wheeler discard to mox diamond
 djmikeysaxx: judge my wheeler didnt discard
 Sorator13: wheeler, you can't just *tell* your opponent that your own spell resolves, smh
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 flatluigi: grv no mox diamond discard
 PinkrosThunderHorse: 
 Korolan: @SittingOx Doin it
 Stormgod519: drinking game: drink whenever wheeler stands up
  TXC2: poll's up chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 Bacon_Trail: hey chat, what did I just walk back into?
 profsmiley: Not a problem if Wheeler doesn't call the judge on Wheeler.
 tri_nitro_: i think wheeler missed some triggers there xD
 nishwastaken: that's such a pretty emry
 circusofkirkus: this is canlander solitaire
 HbombAndFriends: Wheeler vs. Wheeler?
 Mattmitchell45: @Bacon_Trail 300 Subs for Wheeler to Play with Himself
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 Krektogar: @profsmiley wheller playing with himself
 Snowcookies: I'm a fan of left wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bacon_Trail Perfection and ridiculousness
  TXC2: Bacon_Trail  Wheeler is playing himself because he challenged chat
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FurthestChunk: judge wheeler's being stinky with that mox diamond
 beowuuf: i came back at the right / wrong time
 MAPBoardgames: The poll is silly; We're ALL winners!
 themercenary1987: @Bacon_Trail Magic: The Gathering OnlyFans content
 Goombill: Wheeler's only playing Eggs? What happened to Best Eggs?
 PhoenixMelior: I dunnk i think i favour wheeler in this matchup
 vinopinguino: uh oh right wheeler is popping off
 LithelyUnshod: Eggs Wheeler Game Loss
CrossXhunteR: i might be dumb, but what did he sac for this mox diamond?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: People gifted subs to see Wheeler playing with himself
 SourAndSublimes: Wheeler needed to @lrrbot pitch a card yo mox diamond
 WokenClick: I'm very much hoping wheeler counterspells himself
 Psychic_Ketchup: Ah the lotus. The most decadent of eggs
 LithelyUnshod: @CrossXhunteR He didn't
 Mangledpixel: !holes
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehhe
 Stormgod519: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 circusofkirkus:  mox diamond
 themercenary1987: I believe in the comeback
 djmikeysaxx: can wheeler be the judge to himself against himself?
JMGoody: So we're just cheating
SittingOx: is that the "new death's shadow" on wheeler's graveyard?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @djmikeysaxx It's why Serge is here
 PinkrosThunderHorse:  mox diamond needed discard
 spicyFerret_: !advice
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 LithelyUnshod: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is does
 djmikeysaxx: @Thefluffiestguineapig i just figured hed do it all lol
  TXC2: chat largely behind Right Wheeler
 Stormgod519: lol
 niccus: two games of solitaire
 Stormgod519: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrossThoughtfulNuggetsGrammarKing--tfFhdiMmjzVSPBX
kaziel0: I woke up just in time to see this!
 LithelyUnshod: Time Sieve Wheeler already won
 beowuuf: belief in eggs
 nishwastaken: 
 ravenlord_xix: how much of this will end up in clips?
 fcloud: thank you serge
 Boon_33: 
 vinopinguino: feels like this should be on another site....
 Dish_KP: Now THIS is highlander!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wheeler needs both hands to play with himself
 TehAmelie: Left Wheeler seems like the underdo, i'm with him
 stippledotter: There really can only be one
 PorpoisesUnknown: Wheeler isn't as Snarky to his opponent as he usually is...I wonder hwy
 EmmaPartlow: Literally taking "there can only be one" to a new level.
 GrassVortex: I'm sad that this is too long to be a clip 
 fcloud: the world's first Wheelander match
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PorpoisesUnknown Mental load of the clock before Beejlander
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ravenlord_xix: when playing with yourself the left is (typically) the Stranger
  TXC2: !addquote (Serge) [now] You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself. | to Wheeler
  LRRbot: New quote #9360: "You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself." —Serge, to Wheeler [2025-08-01]
echochrisx: wheeler is showing his hand to the camera there, careful wheeler doesnt see
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 PorpoisesUnknown: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats 100% fair lol
  Sarah: Sure is
aceviru: Wheeler covered in oil plays with himself
  Sarah: He asked for 100 subs and then he'd play himself...3 separate people gave 100n subs
Christopher Peterson: Wheeler v. Wheeler: On The Wheel
aceviru: Jesus take the Wheel
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OVERKiLL!: we got official coverage on this one
  LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
LogueYne: let's gooo
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aceviru: The only thing that would make this better is if this was on the front page of twitch
  LRRbot: Mossfire Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R}{G}. Draw a card.
CJRapscallion: doesn't a land need to be discarded to the mox diamond?
  LRRbot: Tolaria West | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
OVERKiLL!: Angel and Wheeler sleeves 💙
OVERKiLL!: LOL NO TIME FOR TANGENTS
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Hayley Teale: why is wheeler both the players
aceviru: It's still any Wheels game
aceviru: Hundreds of donated subs is why
ThatTallNerd: Wheeler didn't discard to mox diamond
  Sarah: Wheeler challenged chat and chat immediately answered
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
 phatpack: Importantly: Did Wheeler win the die roll to go first?
 MalFnord: This needs Princes of the Universe as bg music.
 Mr_Horrible: love a Spine play
 nan_de_mo_nai: how will this affect the wheeler winrate stats
SittingOx: 
 PhoenixMelior: Good view paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 fcloud: @phatpack no, he lost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect Paul
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: lol
 public_key_reveal_party: 
SittingOx: PLEASE keep that camera angle 
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha thank you Paul for the view of Wheeler moving around the table
  TXC2: thank you Paul
 Noy2222: I think Wheeler's gonna win
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @phatpack Yes. Wheeler got a 9 while Wheeler got a 7
 Stormgod519: thank you for that view
 iPsyop: hahahaha
 Bacon_Trail: hahaha wow the walk back to seat just to pass back
 NewtyNewts: It's IRL Geri's Game
 WavesOfBabies: This is incredible
  TXC2: how many Calories is Wheeler burning doing this? 
 phatpack: That's not gonna be good for the narrative that he always wins the die roll
  LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 PrinceNimzar: wheeler getting in his steps
 Nickiatori: @TXC2 about half a muffin
 beowuuf: is serge going to issue a slow play warning, wheeler has been holding priority for quite a while
  TXC2: Nickiatori  at least
  LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
 vinopinguino: if he was wearing a fitness tracker, it would be going off rn
thegiftedgrifter: Who's winning? My moneys on wheeler
 Dish_KP: I had this idea that I was going to have this on in the background, but then this community and these fine artists have gotten me fully distracted 
 beowuuf: sure he's passed priority, but to himself which seems sketchy
 LithelyUnshod: @beowuuf Needs to issue a GL to Eggs Wheeler
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler is SUCH a luck sack
 NornsFelidar: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingSpunkyLegChefFrank-rgS7xtssfVqYpQ-d
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @thegiftedgrifter No, Wheeler clearly takes this
 nan_de_mo_nai: this little wheeler went all the way home
 Sleepy__Alice: i just got back why is wheeler playing against himself
 ClodiumSoride: @Sleepy__Alice he challenged chat
  Sarah_Serinde: Because he challenged chat and chat answered
haccyz: He's not? It's Wheeler vs Wheeler
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Because people gifted subs because they wanted to see Wheeler play with himself
  TXC2: Sleepy__Alice  challenged chat, chat responsded
 varmintx0: I don't know why everyone seems to think Wheeler is gonna win.  I guarantee, Wheeler loses.
 canahedo: @Sleepy__Alice For the bit/subs
 Sleepy__Alice: oooh i see
 phatpack: Is there a 4 player Commander game on the schedule helmed entirely by Wheeler?  Imagine the table talk.
 Sleepy__Alice: makes sense
Th3Hypn0Toad: Can we use A Wheeler and B Wheeler?
 Cutriss: I’m sure a few hundred people have already made the “There can be only one” joke here right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the lower below the CanLander logo!!
 public_key_reveal_party: If they need a judge call will Wheeler be handling that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so good
  Sarah_Serinde:  I'm glad
 PhoenixMelior: This is great to watch too
 PorpoisesUnknown: Isn't he married?
 GrassVortex: 
 ContingentCat: 
 ravenlord_xix: WheeleR(ight) and WheeleL(eft)
 Noy2222: Hey, I've seen the Pixar short!
 circusofkirkus: is the cheat count still 1?
 canahedo: You walked into that, Serge
 schordash: 
 beowuuf: @Cutriss this is *exactly* the plot of Jet Li's The One. to the card draws.
  TXC2: PorpoisesUnknown  he got divorced
 cheetoJack: its better with an audience though
echochrisx: its only fun when people watch
 iPsyop: who says he doesn
 public_key_reveal_party: It's less fun without an audience
 Snowcookies: wheeler pls
 NewtyNewts: So, it's WheeLLR vs WheeLRR
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wheeler likes an audience when he plays with himself
 powerflapjack: i knew the cowboy music was a giveaway
 PinkrosThunderHorse: OnlyWheels
 SpicyNapalm: Self love is important, chat 
 PorpoisesUnknown: @TXC2 Oh thats on me  I didn't mean to bring that up then
 Manitu_25: this is how I played as a kid lol
 Hrrisn: glad I woke up from a nap on time to catch this
 ContingentCat: Oops all Wheelers
  TXC2: PorpoisesUnknown  no worries, it was amicable
Th3Hypn0Toad: We're seeing the premiere Wheeler pilot in the format. Very exciting stuff!
 phatpack: is there a narrative story arc to this game?  A wheeler we should be rooting for?
 Mr_Horrible: @Manitu_25 I would play one deck physical, the other on Apprentice lol
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Root for Wheeler
 PhoenixMelior: @phatpack always root for wheeler
 ravenlord_xix: @Th3Hypn0Toad How does on e pilot a Wheeler?
 RealGamerCow: Wheeler should put on a comically bad goatee when he changes to the other side
 stippledotter: This feels like a good potential subathon tradition tbh
 Blip2004: how long has wheeler been playing against himself?
 Hrrisn: he’s a trained duelist!!
 LithelyUnshod: @phatpack Eggs Wheeler already massivelt cheated, so I'm rooting for Time Sieve Wheeler
 ThePixelSavage: next iteration of this needs a chess clock set to 5 minutes
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
  TXC2: well Time Sieve was Angel's deck that Wheeler's egg deck stomped, so....
 phatpack: Also also, imagine if Wheeler was also doing the commentary and working the board for this lol
 WavesOfBabies: Oh boy
 Mr_Horrible: so is the losing Wheeler exiled from the psyche forever?
 WavesOfBabies: Here we go
 phatpack: A full Wheeler takeover lol
SittingOx: wait, kci and improvise don't work together, right?
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat, mistakes happen even when you're only playing one deck at a time, and this is beyond casual. It's fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this is so complicated
 phatpack: Possibly also running the Judge Account in the chat, assuming its around
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This isn't a serious match?
 ClodiumSoride: no kidding, the mental load for playing like this must be enormous
  TXC2: arguably MORE mistakes would happen in this scenario 
 MAPBoardgames: REL:fuggatboutit
  LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Hrrisn: this is very serious
 Mr_Horrible: I mean this is sieve v eggs, I would not be able to catch it if he was full-on cheating lol
 Mr_Horrible: 
 vinopinguino: would wheeler correct wheeler if he misplayed?
 beowuuf: should have baked extra muffins for tokens
 PhoenixMelior: New egg
 schordash: 🥚 
 stippledotter: We're seeing the rules of Wheelander established as we watch, so legality is flexible
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 Simonark: Wait, I think I saw Wheeler look at Wheeler’s hand, should we alert a judge?
 fcloud: 
 phatpack: Isnt a Chicken the mother of eggs?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: 
Anomalous_Chime: Playing two decks *and* performing on camera!
 LithelyUnshod: @Sarah_Serinde I'm still allowed to use it for my imaginary cheer support XD
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 eshplode: 
 iPsyop: this is 4
 Nickiatori: Eggs Eggs E G G S Eggs
 spr1nkl3z:  
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
CustardIsMassive: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: egg egg egg
 Bugberry: I got Endstone in Limited recently. It ended me by drawing my own deck.
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SilkyAthleticSkunkDogFace-l1nOCexjBd2AutFg
 TehAmelie: somehow, Cheatyface has entered play. judge Wheeler allows it.
  LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  TXC2: PSA chat: this card SETS LIFE TO TEN, not halves what you have
 Thefluffiestguineapig: E G G E G G
  LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
 dsprayer1: I'm assuming that this is what happens when wheeler wants to play eggs but nobody wants to play against eggs
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  LRRbot: Skycloud Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {W}{U}. Draw a card.
 nishwastaken: egging off
 Nickiatori: Storm count?
 Stormgod519: yes, thank you TXC2
 Stormgod519: @nickiatori yes
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 WavesOfBabies: Egging out of his mind
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  LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
aceviru: They saved all the production value for this main event
aceviru: hahaha
aceviru: I'm dying
OVERKiLL!: get him Wheeler
aceviru: my money is on Wheeler
  Sarah: I dunno, Wheeler's looking pretty strong
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
  LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
aceviru: Angel does not miss
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
  LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Skycloud Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {W}{U}. Draw a card.
aceviru: Wheelers popping off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!!
 fcloud: you guys need to stop, you're egging him on
 vinopinguino: more like egg of eternities, am i rite?
 KharadBanar: !card Endstone
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 PhoenixMelior: Beautiful
 SourAndSublimes well, buy your endstones now 
  TXC2: RealLegitStreamer  
 cahe: if this is turn 3, this is the 4th land?
 beowuuf:  
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: are we doing the KCI loops?
 PorpoisesUnknown: WHeeler is f6'd this is the time!
 cahe: after inventors fare
  LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 Mr_Horrible: how many endstone triggers are we up to now?
 Mr_Horrible: I think that's 6?
CrossXhunteR: wheeler turned into pac-man for a moment there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: love myself some kci loops
 Snowcookies: is it cheating for wheeler to know what wheeler's plans are?
 phatpack: Real Talk, this would be a sick Crapshot editing together to look like both are playing at once
 Dalrint: what does f6 mean?
FurthestChunk: the ol' chromestar runner
 stippledotter: Too many eggs? Gaston coded
  TXC2: so eggs needs more pointing eh? 
 FickleMuse: you have to eat all the eggs
 Cosmonautilis24: @cahe Nope that's a Mox Opal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a Crapshot right here
  LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 EvilBadman: @Dalrint No responses
  TXC2: Dalrint  pass the turn
 Stormgod519: @snowcookies no, he’s using different sides of his brain each time
MiniVelociraptor: What fresh hell is this
 Marvoleath: @Dalrint on MTGO it's "pass priority for the turn"
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
 Stormgod519: new card from edge…
CrossXhunteR: and this is why you don't use dice to track floating mana
 LowUpsideCJ: mtg version of that Pixar short
 Stormgod519: new edge card…
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
FurthestChunk: @Dalrint it's the old default shortcut on MTGO for pass priority for the whole turn
 PorpoisesUnknown: @Dalrint its an old phrasing from MTGO. Which means you have nothing to cast and youre passing priority until your turn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LowUpsideCJ Oh I love that short
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: nice
 ravenlord_xix: Wheeler Edging with himself now too
 phatpack: @LowUpsideCJ Exactly, that'd be sick
MediocreGamer42: oops. all lands
 PorpoisesUnknown: Wheeler giving free information to Wheeler there
 ClodiumSoride: will Wheeler flood out?
 NornsFelidar: Don't show it to your opponent Wheeler what are you doing!
 Technobach: Sounds like Wheeler is getting triggered by the endstone
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So much free info for Wheeler there
 Justherefortherewards: oh god it took me a full minute to realize wheeler is playing themself lmao
 stippledotter: A. B. Wheeler is just stunned by B. B. Wheeler
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 Stormgod519: oh boy
 Stormgod519: a spine
 Stormgod519: oh my god that’s so much land
 fcloud: chat whats KCI again
  LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 Stormgod519: !card Krark Clan Ironworks
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 fcloud: ty @Stormgod519
 vinopinguino: with the eggstone too
 Stormgod519: @fcloud hope that helps
 ArcOfTheConclave: 10 life
MartonyTho: Goes to 10
 vinopinguino: crazy
 cahe: go to 10 life
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 Shurtal: so, seeing as they both have facial hair, which WHeeler is Evil Wheeler?
SittingOx: wheeler goes down to 10 life points
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 EmmaPartlow: egg
 MartonyTho: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 Stormgod519: it’s a messed up card
 PinkrosThunderHorse: WheeleR at 10 life!
 PhoenixMelior: What is a KCI
 Mr_Horrible: I probably lost track but that's a sub for each endstone trigger that turn
 neisan2112: Wheeler goes down to 10
 Stormgod519: !card Endstone
  LRRbot: The Endstone [7] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card. / At the beginning of your end step, your life total becomes half your starting life total, rounded up.
 dutchmoose: I'm rooting for Wheeler myself
 macbody2: @Dalrint f6 on magic online is "yield all no responses" ..... Look up "kibler f6 eggs" on youtube. That got eggs banned from competitive play.  Kibler managed a bathroom break, while oppo took his turn.
 PorpoisesUnknown: The thing is Serge, Wheeler now knows whats in Wheelers hand. This information gives Wheeler the advantage
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  
gergorg: just got here why is ben playing ben?
 Hrrisn: who woulda thought Wheeler would get another draw
 stippledotter: Kansas City International is all I can think of
 Stormgod519: @dutchmoose idk, Wheeler has my money
 fcloud: @Shurtal per the canon lore, all wheelers are evil wheelers
FurthestChunk: !card Krark-Clan Ironworks
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 EvilBadman: @gergorg 200 subs
 yatagarasu1177: wheeler should be happier knowing he gets an extra turn
 Mr_Horrible: @PhoenixMelior Krark-Clan Ironworks, a 4-mana artifact that says "Sac an artifact, get 2 colorless"
Anomalous_Chime: Left Wheeler Go!
  TXC2: gergorg  he challenged chat to sub, and they did
  TXC2: a lot
 terribleplan: @stippledotter Isn't that MCI?
 gualdhar: !card Krark clan ironworks
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 Mr_Horrible: very prolific engine piece
 schordash: "this wheeler" 
 Sethalidos: why is Wheeler playing himself?
Taligan: Big fan of Left Wheeler.
 Feknsek: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 Hrrisn: spine of ish on seat of the sinod was dirty
 PhoenixMelior: Ahhh good sac outlet
 Mr_Horrible: as both a free sac outlet and mana generator
 ClodiumSoride: @macbody2 hahaha, wow
gergorg: @TXC2 wow cool
 stippledotter: None opponent, left wheeler
 wickaboxet: wheeler is so glad that wheeler bricked out
 phatpack: I'm still thinking of the Crapshot this could be.  Two wheelers playing, one calls a judge and its also Wheeler
 Chrolikai: Wheeler does a great Angel impression
 phatpack: or, perhaps, Beej
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
 Stormgod519: @phoenixmelior also one incredibly messed up and abusable
 macbody2: @ClodiumSoride look it up on youtube .... Kibler f6
  TXC2: phatpack  I can see it too
 stippledotter: @phatpack Like the Beejdrop for specifically MTG
 ClodiumSoride: @macbody2 yep, I put in a tab for later
 netfeed: i can't believe that Wheeler is winning over Wheeler
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 Mr_Horrible: @phatpack cutting to Wheeler in the booth as the last shot with a "This is unprecedented" or somesuch
 Stormgod519: not sure, but I’m betting on Wheeler
  LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
 PhoenixMelior: !card zuran orb
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a big deal
 Stormgod519: lol
 owangel1: Duress yourself
  TXC2: I remember a LRR highlight of a baby Penelope accidentally F6ing during a MTG stream
 PhoenixMelior: 
 schordash: pfffft
 circusofkirkus: uh time sieve to the graveyard?
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like Left Wheeler could infer an all-land hand because he's not dead 
 Dalrint: I hope wheeler wins
 SourAndSublimes: Rip time sieve
 Hrrisn: let’s go, Wheeler!
  LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
OVERKiLL!: whats our out here
  LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
aceviru: They call him the farmdaddy, with how many eggs he has
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creatur…
  LRRbot: Spine of Ish Sah [7] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
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aceviru: that's a big blow
  LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefi…
aceviru: There's a chance!!!
Josh Greenberg: oh wheeler goes to 10 off the endstone
xragg: Must be hard to beat urself
Josh Greenberg: oh got it just after I did
  LRRbot: Time Sieve [UB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a tur…
  LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
aceviru: Respond?
 PhoenixMelior: Txc2 she also turned on an xbox making james die in pubg
KWardJenx: Can't believe how invested I am in this.
  TXC2: PhoenixMelior  oh yeah 
 WavesOfBabies: its bigger than that, Serge, its large
 circusofkirkus: Wheeler's getting a little sloppy
 Decem_Lampas: I really think Wheeler is going to win
 ThePixelSavage: too much Serge in this Wheeler only game!
 Stormgod519: Wheeler has it
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler never didnt have it
 wickaboxet: so… game 2
 robscrus: this is very full to watch
 SourAndSublimes: Tbf, left wheeler won since turn 2
 HedronGrindah: that mystical archive duress goes crazy
 RoeDent89: Never count Wheeler out
 Dalrint: what does KCI mean?
 NornsFelidar: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardManlyFrogStinkyCheese--aoEyCnmPgaXxkCn
  LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
 stippledotter: Gotta reinvent the Wheeler if Wheeler wants to win
 circusofkirkus: !card krark-clan ironworks
  LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThePixelSavage Serge is just doing judge stuff here
 SourAndSublimes: Right wheeler didnt discard a land to mox diamond
 fcloud: i dont care who wins but i hope eggs loses
 wickaboxet: @Dalrint Kraft Clan-Ironworks
 tehcrashxor: @ThePixelSavage no such thing as too much Serge
kaziel0: @LRRbot @Dalrint This is KCI
  LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 public_key_reveal_party: So how long is Wheeler going to be talking in third person after this?
 Cavemanhar: wait dont you need 2 mana to activate buried ruins
 Stormgod519: thanks Angel
  LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player mills a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 nan_de_mo_nai: @Cavemanhar made via KCI
 Stormgod519: YES
 RoeDent89: Is Wheeler table friend as well?
 Stormgod519: the shredder!!!
 Stormgod519: @roedent89 yep
 ThePixelSavage: @tehcrashxor believe you me my heart bled typing it. But it remains true! 
SittingOx: 
 PiPie__: but then you paid the same 2 mana to cast retriever! akshually
 WavesOfBabies: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, Wheeler I would need to go sit in a dark, quiet room after this
echochrisx: i thought the floating mana was used on the retriever
  LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
 Pyroxx___: Right Wheeler is a big cheater
 fcloud: "let wheeler work please"
 SourAndSublimes: True
 NornsFelidar: Endstone more like Edgestone
 Wormsbane: 
 RealGamerCow: LED and mana vault on the same turn, gross.
echochrisx: @Cavemanhar you were right
 rabbitgta: Must feel like ther is 60 lands in that deck right now
 Marvoleath: Since 3 ppl answered the challenge, this is gonna be a Bo3 match, right? 
FurthestChunk:   
 cosarprime: oh. oh no
 ChroniclerC: Oh!  Wheeler's got it!
dwchief: I just joined stream this is great
  LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
 fcloud: whoa. ten life. big
 Blythus: Did they ever catch that he didn't discard a land to mox diamond turn 1?
 warpstonewarlock: Did I miss Beejlander?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 ProcyonFlynn: @Wormsbane That is such a clean emote, 
  Sarah_Serinde: If we had more time I would love a best of 3, but also that would probably be hard on Wheeler's brain 
 Stormgod519: he’s popping off
 stippledotter: @warpstonewarlock No, but 500 gift subs got Wheelander first
 bondeulv: draw
  Sarah_Serinde: @stippledotter 300
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Why is this happening?  Has Wheeler been trapped in some sort of Sartresque cursed afterlife?  Has he entered... The Spooky Door?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I think Wheeler would actually melt. I think Having a Serge v Serge would be great
  TXC2: Bo3 might make steam come out of Wheeler's ears 
 PhoenixMelior: I could watch more Wheelander
 Snowcookies: my brain is melting
 nightsreach: @Sarah_Serinde he should've went with my slivers pick  but i understand it probably wasn't on hand 
 Hrrisn: Wheeler is washed
CrossXhunteR: meanwhile, im still confused how the mox diamond was played on turn 1 without discard a land
 Hrrisn: Wheeler can’t be beaten
 MalFnord: @thedepthandbreadthofseth He taunted the gods (i.e. chat) and this is his punishment.
 Stormgod519: woooo
 schordash: wheeler's getting a two fer one with thus round 
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
 Kentosaurus: gg
 Rodzos: gg
 Stormgod519: GG wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler challenged chat to give 100 gift subs and he would play against himself. 3 separate people gifted 100 subs
KWardJenx: GGs!
 warpstonewarlock: I'll have to rewatch it later
  TXC2: GG!
 PhoenixMelior: Gg
 BusTed: 
 WokenClick: that was closer than I expected
 RockPusher:   
 Abavus: 
 IanAllenBird:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 canahedo: GG
 GrassVortex: 
 RoeDent89: Wow
 stippledotter: @Sarah_Serinde Ah thanks, I missed the number intended >_<
Bleeding_Edge: Clap
 PinkrosThunderHorse: GG
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @MalFnord that tracks.
 Mr_Horrible: beautiful
 circusofkirkus: so what did wheeler discard to mox diamond at the beginning
 wickaboxet: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 cosarprime: 
 Stormgod519: OH GOD
Amentur:  GG
 Dish_KP: Good game played by wheelers
 Stormgod519: YES
  TXC2: YES PAUL: YES!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: beautiful
 schordash:   
 WavesOfBabies: The cheat didn't matter in the end
 Mr_Horrible:   
 Reyyan1395: He
 beowuuf: LMAO
 ProcyonFlynn: Overlay 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul!!!
 stippledotter: PAUL GOOD
 Stormgod519: thank you paul
 beowuuf:    
 RoeDent89: Camera!
 ClodiumSoride: the mirrored Wheelers in the player cams
  TXC2: !clips
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 Hrrisn:     
kaziel0: A+ Paul!     
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Dalrint: I want this as a crapshot
 RoeDent89: lol
 Reyyan1395: He's cracked!
 TehAmelie: well played both Wheelers. such commitment to the bit
 Mr_Horrible: Spine of Ish Sah stays winning 
MediocreGamer42: he played with himself, edged himself, and then bricked?  Am i getting that right?
 PhoenixMelior: This is incredible
 nishwastaken: GG wheeler, wp wheeler
 JMGoody: He's the best there is, best there was, best there ever will be
 Stormgod519: it was great
 fcloud: ggs wheeler
 WavesOfBabies: It was
 NewtyNewts: 100%
 schordash: 
 Marvoleath: Eggcellent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely
 phatpack: I cant wait for Wheeler to do the entire next Year End tourney this way
 beowuuf: o7
 Stormgod519: Beejlander up next
 iPsyop: that honestly was perfect lol..
 stippledotter: Yes, twas amazing
 NewtyNewts: Wait, there's only one Wheeler?
 Stormgod519: thanks Angel, Nelly, and Serge
 Mindfire13: I'd like to see another Wheeler game sometime
 da_ninja_monkey: new north 100 showdown formatt unlocked
 Plasterboard: Wheeler wasn't the Table Friend? 
 ravenlord_xix: Usually people get taken out before playing with themselves
 PinkrosThunderHorse: GG wheeler, now I gotta dip, thank you all for being awesome! 
 RockPusher: Thank you players, see so later!
 RoeDent89: I'm not even into Magic and I found that entertaining
 stippledotter: New subathon tradition?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Thanks all!
 WavesOfBabies: BEEEEEJLAAAANDER
 ThePixelSavage: Beejlander??? HELL YES!
 PorpoisesUnknown: BEEEEEJJJJJ lander
 Strebenherz: Great plays wheeler!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler, Serge, Angel and Nelson and Paul on tech
 Hrrisn: thanks for having us. it was great to be here
 Stormgod519: @plasterboard Wheeler was the table friend
 RockPusher: There. Can. Beej. Only. One.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEEJLANDER
 Mr_Horrible: good improv, gang
 schordash:   
  TXC2: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEJlander
 Plasterboard: nice
 cheetoJack: oops all Wheeler seems like a very good intro to Beejlander
 beowuuf: beej does the voice himself, why would Paul bew involved? 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 PorpoisesUnknown: with the level 5 super judge himself?!?
 Stormgod519: oh god
 nishwastaken:  thank you for the canlander
 Mr_Horrible: I should run my errands now, then, is what you're saying, and I might make it back missing minimal Beejlander
 cheshire_creeper: BEEJLANDER YEAH LET'S GO
 MommaGart: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingHotTrayStoneLightning-Pt_ejVwxYB75XrJ5
 Stormgod519: what is that card
 public_key_reveal_party: Who all is playing beejlander today?
 ClodiumSoride: @RockPusher omg
 RockPusher: Pikachu!!!
 PhoenixMelior: Whos that magic card? It's Wheeler!
 MalFnord: fun fact: "Beejlander" scans pretty well with "Goldfinger"
 rabbitgta: Beej beek beeej beeej lander
 terribleplan: IT'S PIKACHU!
 iPsyop: whats that boompile ?
  TXC2: it's goblin offensive!
 Stormgod519: it’s PIKACHU
 cheshire_creeper: overrun?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Wheeler playing himself
  TXC2: darn 
 CaptainSpam: It's Teferi!
 WavesOfBabies: ITS JIGGLYPUFF
 Y2A_Alkis: Mutilate
  Sarah: Knew Wheeler could pull it off
  LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
aceviru: Oh no, Wheeler was not able to stop Wheeler in time
  LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player mills a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
aceviru: Do the thing for the people? You mean get the whipped cream? 😏
  LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
aceviru: Here we go
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creatur…
aceviru: LET'S GO
aceviru: Haha, good one Paul
  Sarah: Paul is the best
OVERKiLL!: ＼（´Ｏ｀）／
aceviru: IT'S PIKACHU
 Stormgod519: living death?
 NewtyNewts: @WavesOfBabies FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 Stormgod519: oh it is mutilate
 Cheese_Hammer: so if enough subs happen, can we get beej vs beej in beejlander?
 fcloud: randall thompson's peaceable kingdom
 Stormgod519: @cheese_hammer lol
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 Mr_Horrible: I don't think that ever got used again outside of that Duel Decks?
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 Stormgod519: oh wait
 PhoenixMelior: I see Beej
 Mr_Horrible: gev?
 Y2A_Alkis: Pond Prophet?
 Stormgod519: Rapid Hybridization
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyBoxyHamburgerOMGScoots-KLaAGCvIBqESrVf1
 tehcrashxor: It's Pikachu!
 RockPusher: 100% that's a Pikachu!
 public_key_reveal_party: @cheese_hammer I feel like he's going to ask for like, 1000 subs at once for that
 Nickiatori: Chat is mutilate good in commander actually
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillySolidSharkMcaT-rIgbZgrVYDvbPq5n
yukiMakingArt: frog?
 BusTed: 
 TheKingWiggins: who’s that magic card is such an amazing addition to the streams
 wickaboxet: so the level 5 super judge challenge is back
 RockPusher: 
 fcloud: renekton
 schordash: 
Flyingdelorion: Hello everyone! Just here. Am I on time for Beejlander?
 thatguysteve2709: Drag below
 Stormgod519: oh my god
CrossXhunteR: i spy an adam
 Piratical_tendancies: 
 Stormgod519: I got it right!
 Stormgod519: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Drag Below
 Snowcookies: I assume Paul is doing this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH nope
 Diabore: ez
 PiPie__: clear shot!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @Flyingdelorion Yes!
 vinopinguino: clear shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so happy that Paul is into our bit!!!
 dan_7_8_2: I don’t think wheeler would have gotten there if they had actually discarded to the mox diamond
 ThankYouUro: Clear Shot
 Stormgod519: clear shot
 werewolfhitchhiker: ITS JACE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Clear  Shot
 schordash: 
 tehcrashxor: It's clearly Pikachu, no shot.
 Diabore: looks like a blurry shot 
 Sleepy__Alice: It's Pikachu!
Flyingdelorion: Thanks @LilyOfTheVeil666
 Piratical_tendancies: 
 Stormgod519: hi Adam
 salamisuperstar: D:
 IanAllenBird: hi adam
 PhoenixMelior: Hi adam
 BusTed: 
 Rodzos: hey
gamercat88: Hi adam!
 RockPusher:   
 JinaMahavira: Hi Adam
FurthestChunk: wude
 vinopinguino: its papa adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi ADAM
 Strebenherz: NO YOOU
 itira:   
 CastleOtranto: D'avenant Crossbow Dude
 ClodiumSoride: stinkies (affectionate)
 simic_yeti: crossbow man
 KaleidoscopeMind: I don't think that's the name of the magic card
 Derekwillis: Okay, I'll take a shower Adam, damn, call me out.
gamercat88 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 80 months!
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Flyingdelorion: Ah I also see the pinned message now, stupid me....
 macbody2:   
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: oh god
 BrowneePointz: something Krovoc
 PhoenixMelior: Its ok no one reads the pins
Flyingdelorion: Anyway: Beejlander hype!
 BrowneePointz: Krovod?
 Piratical_tendancies: 
 Stormgod519: is that a car?
 NeedlaPudge: Hungry Hungry Hyppogriff
 Cavemanhar: untethered express?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's from the new Dragons set, right?
 gualdhar: ITS JIGGLYPUFF
 simic_yeti: farsighted gear hull
 Creideiki_SE: ~lasttoot 2
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 Piratical_tendancies: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig war of the spark iirc
 public_key_reveal_party: Have they said who is playing beejlander yet? I assume Adam is one
 Diabore: oh m20
 Diabore: bad draft chaff
 CastleOtranto: That is way less of a wurm that I originally thought
 Stormgod519: I have no idea
 BrowneePointz: HELL YA
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 BrowneePointz: i was RIGHT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Ah, the blurry image looked like one of the Mardu fortresses
 Stormgod519: it was a Krovod
 Mindfire13: Intro deck reprint
 Mr_Horrible: @public_key_reveal_party I would wager that's him in the left chair there
 gamercat88: that sure is a beast
 gualdhar: ITS PIKACHU
 Stormgod519: rip jaw raptor
 Diabore: piercing something
 wickaboxet: any yoked oxen here.
 schordash:   
 PiPie__: sure does look like a dino
 Mr_Horrible: Divine Judgement?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Raptor
 Bugberry: divine strike?
 BrowneePointz: Plated Ceratops?
 aumonar: this minigame is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crap, which raptor
 Nickiatori: Ripjaw raptor?
 Mr_Horrible: it's a dino getting whomped by a vamp
 Snowcookies: bluriest card ever
Matrim528 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months, currently on a 68 month streak!
 BrowneePointz: ope nope this is a removal spell
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Matrim528! (Today's storm count: 234)
 Blip2004: Dino Punch
 Mr_Horrible: white removal spell
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: it’s an instant
 Noy2222: It's Pikachu!
 theclawmasheen: divine verdict
 public_key_reveal_party: It is a removal spell in white from ixalan iirc. No idea name
 aumonar: if only I knew magic cards
 A_Dub888: 4 mana destroy target attacking or blocking creature
 IanAllenBird: Ditto
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 Mr_Horrible: ah, verdict, not judgement
 gualdhar: ITS JIGGLYPUFF FROM ABOVE!
 Stormgod519: that’s a spirit
 A_Dub888: How did I know the mana value?
 gamercat88: bull
 Bugberry: Elemental from Ravnica
 Mr_Horrible: aquamoeba baby
 Mindfire13: Wow. That card sucks
 thewafflesareburning: aquamoeba
 schordash:  
 NeedlaPudge: Aquamoeba
 Mr_Horrible: 
 CastleOtranto: That's a ice wraith from Skyrim
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aquameoba
 aumonar: water and grass
 Bugberry: It swaps power toughness I think
FurthestChunk: Exodia, the Forbidden One
 A_Dub888: Elden Ring boss
 NornsFelidar: Chat, are the clips you make get saved somewhere everyone can access them or only Jordynne gets to see them? 
 public_key_reveal_party: Me in the morning if I'm being honest
 Mr_Horrible: "For when you didn't draw Wild Mongrel"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not as good as Narcomebeoa
 Nickiatori: Gideon jura
 wickaboxet:  
 Sleepy__Alice: Me in the morning
 Sorator13: oh, the blue creature that can do +1/-1 stuff. Aquamorph, maybe?
 schordash: 
 macbody2:  
 Stormgod519: oh nice
 iris_of_ether: Ooh, just in time
  TXC2: NornsFelidar  only us mods get to see all of them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Sorator13: ah, close
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do I know that?
 BrowneePointz: Gideon's Retribution?
 Diabore: gideons friend
 PiPie__: gideons reproach
 Stormgod519: is that a Duskmourn card?
 theclawmasheen: gideon;s somthing
 CastleOtranto: Big Gids
 Invitare: that's the cover to Doom
  TXC2: gids avenger ?
 ThankYouUro: Gideon's Lawbringer?
 public_key_reveal_party: Gideon's possessive noun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gideon's Reproach
 gamercat88: rip Gideon
 Snowcookies: @NornsFelidar they should be public in the clips category under channel videos
 theclawmasheen: gideon's tapper
 NornsFelidar: @TXC2 ok ty
 Nickiatori: LLanowar ELF
 Bugberry: Not as good as the PUnch art
 Mr_Horrible: Gideon's Lawkeeper
 letsbelgo: chad
 terribleplan: Gidwhip
 Mr_Horrible: iirc
 MAPBoardgames: Giedon's 401k
 Diabore: @Mr_Horrible thats what it was
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party That's true 
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean everyone can see clips made by other people, Twitch is just terrible at showing you them
 Stormgod519: Gideon’s Whiplash
 Bugberry: oh, the tapper
 Sorator13: @NornsFelidar Click on the LRR name, click Video, and choose to view Clips (and what timeframe/etc.) and you can see them all
  Sarah_Serinde: Or letting you search them
 NeedlaPudge: Gideon, Gideon, Who Has the Gideon?
 macbody2: @theclawmasheen only correct answer...
 PiPie__: dang it was the dude
 EonsofIan: Whipple McTappington
 Pyroxx___: divine lawkeeper or something?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Oh it was from one of the Ravnica sets, right?
 Stormgod519: ah
 fcloud: Whippy McDrippy, 3/5 for 3 with reach
aceviru: Agumon
aceviru: Loot!
aceviru: o/
Clawlor49: how roodge
aceviru: Kuriboh
aceviru: Chocobo
aceviru: tapped fish token
aceviru: Professor oak
 NeedlaPudge: Winged Snake
 ThankYouUro: Charizard
 Diabore: sphinx of ...
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 Nickiatori: Mox Opal
 Pyroxx___: something chimera
 PiPie__: the inspire griffin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Green dragon?
 A_Dub888: griffin?
 letsbelgo: yay adam playing beejlander
 NeedlaPudge: Griffin of Amon Purr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, hangon
  TXC2: I need this game as a wordle a-like 
 SenshiSun: @TXC2 commander's herald has one
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is such a fun inbetween game
 ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 huh, kinda suprised that doens't already exist
 EonsofIan: Hedwig, No-Name Brand
 PhoenixMelior: President Chimera
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
  TXC2: SenshiSun  nice
 A_Dub888: ok wouldn'tve gotten that
 NeedlaPudge: @TXC2 https://artgame.scryfall.com/
 Diabore: new card i cant spell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's SO EXPENSIVE
 PiPie__: enchant worldle and spellify exist
 DiabolicMelon: perigree beckoner
 Robot_Bones: I missed it, did Wheeler win?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuhhhhhh
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi James
 Nickiatori: Tromokatis
 Stormgod519: oh I know this one
 EonsofIan: Before Picture Facelift
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi James
 Diabore: gives 2/0 and scams if dies
 Stormgod519: it’s in EOE
 raaabr: That's James Turner!
 schordash: o/
 Sleepy__Alice: big crab
 ThankYouUro: Summoned Skull
 A_Dub888: tromokratis
 PiPie__: not tomokraken, that's for sure
  TXC2: NeedlaPudge  oh dang, nice
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: I know the card
 Stormgod519: but not the name
 A_Dub888: dinger
 CastleOtranto: New Magic art looks a lot like old Magic art when it is super blurry
 Terminal423: Yeah that's Beckoner
 Stormgod519: ah right
 Stormgod519: the one that helps the infinite
 PhoenixMelior: Adam's opponent needs to hurry up and get to their match
 Diabore: scrap compactor
 theclawmasheen: oh its from aether drift
 Dish_KP: thing from new capenna
 Terminal423: This one's from DFT
 Nickiatori: Scrap comapactor
 Bugberry: Ghost Press thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scrap compactor
 simic_yeti: crystal backhoe
 Terminal423: Yep, compactor
 abslomdaak42: Ah, Strip Search music, isn't it?
 Krektogar: @PhoenixMelior it's prob just Adam for deckbuilding
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 tap it, destroy something
 ClodiumSoride: the Minecraft Wordle-like that they played on the last few Mine o' Clock streams would be an interesting way to make a similar game for MtG cards.
 Sleepy__Alice: oguri cap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or no, destroy it
 Stormgod519: oh right
 Stormgod519: aeitherize
 Stormgod519: oh wait no
 JinaMahavira: @Sleepy__Alice hell yeah
 Stormgod519: it’s an artifact lol
 themercenary1987: Oh Cool we are getting the builds too then!
 Kentosaurus: @ClodiumSoride i think that exists already
 Stormgod519: this an Un card
 theclawmasheen: quandrix pleedgemage
 Diabore: its a quandrix card but i dont remember the name
 PhoenixMelior: Brutal Legend
 LathosTiran: how long until Minecraft UB? 
 ThankYouUro: Quandrixx Pledgemage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, shit
FurthestChunk: @ClodiumSoride i haven't seen the minecraft one but may i interest you in Spellify and Enchant Worldle
 PiPie__: the 2/2 that gets counters
 PiPie__: no?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Quandrixx
 Angreed66: this is a the ug magecraft
 Nickiatori: Nissa fish friend
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the name of the stupid game in that world?
 RedtheLily: Pledgemage!
 schordash: 
 ClodiumSoride: @FurthestChunk @Kentosaurus my MtG knowledge is nowhere near enough to actually play those, but I'm glad they exist.
 Stormgod519: op
 Stormgod519: here we goooo
 ThankYouUro: Overwhelming Remorse
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 gamercat88: 
Flyingdelorion: Here we goooooo!
 TehAmelie: 
 dungeonmasteralek: Let's Go!!!
 Terminal423: IT'S TIME FOR BEEJLANDER 1000
 Stormgod519: mic muted
 MrSarkhan: 
 Angreed66: mic 5
 ThePixelSavage: OH NO
  TXC2: BEEEEEJLANDER !
 Diabore: not even mic 5'd
 schordash:   
 letsbelgo:     
 IanAllenBird: f
 dungeonmasteralek: nooooooooooooooooooo
 circusofkirkus: mimelander
 gualdhar: Mic 5
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mic 5
 Stormgod519: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: oops no audio
 Sorator13: oh dear
 Terminal423: NO THE MIC
 beowuuf: oh no, mic 5
 LathosTiran: nope.deck
 terribleplan: Oh dear
 cjtree: RUN IT BACK
 dutchmoose: nice work guys
 salamisuperstar:   
YeOldeMark: Oh no
 angrytulips: lmao
 selarom: Noooooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehe
 neisan2112: Mute
 Earthenone: mutelander!
 optimalbook: oh nooooooo
 UltraVioletVodoo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 DarkNacht: mute
 dannycabby: NOOO
Flyingdelorion: Mic 5
 thewafflesareburning: rip
 beowuuf: beej too powerful
  Sarah_Serinde: You know, I think it's even better this way
 gamercat88: perfect
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Mic 5
 Kentosaurus: muted please redo
 themercenary1987: NOOOOOOOO
 rabbitgta: No sounds
 Jigokuro: What a terrible time for a curse.
FurthestChunk: mutedlander
 vinopinguino: do it again
 thewafflesareburning: noooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
 darkora: 
 MaverickArtist: Ok, but now with audio
Flyingdelorion: No sound
 RedtheLily: ____lander!!!
  TXC2: I can hear it even without the mics 
 Trahas: do it again i missed it
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can we restart that?
 toady0s: perfect
 schordash: also f 
Amentur: We heard *nothing* of that
 UtilityPunk:   
 Mollylele: mic 5lander
 Terminal423: muted
doctor_spacheman: Hello
 vinopinguino: back to 1
 Invitare: I'm sure that was magnificent
 Stormgod519: op
 salamisuperstar: Good bit streamer
 public_key_reveal_party: From the top?
 wickaboxet: insert orchestral dark souls boss music there
 themercenary1987: Perfect for beejlannder
 circusofkirkus: LOL
  TXC2: back to 1
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: This is the most Beejlander thing to happen actually
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Decem_Lampas: LOL
 PhoenixMelior: Aaaaand run it back
 Molladia: from the top
 LSRubin: lmao
 Diabore: run it back
 djmikeysaxx: love it
Flyingdelorion: Mic 5 Mic 5
 DarkNacht: !findquote mic
  LRRbot: Quote #6610: "If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you." —Serge [2019-12-10]
 Stormgod519: take 2
 Abavus: Mulligan! 
 Mazrae: Take 2
 trachalio: LMFAOOO
 cobthegreat: Wait I like this veri
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 beowuuf: how will we know what epiphet adam called us? 
 ThePixelSavage: First try!
 h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerMuted
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 ThankYouUro: perfect Beejlander start
 TehAmelie: take 2
 vinewood_og: Uno mas!
 djmikeysaxx: NOTHING HAPPENED
 LathosTiran: never happened
 dungeonmasteralek: places, people!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
 emilevitt: 
 Ard_Rhys: 10/10 no notes
 Trahas: still no sound
 selarom: from the top
 Molladia: Signal
 schordash: 
Flyingdelorion: Take 2
thegiftedgrifter: The power was too much
 Stormgod519: ncie
 IanAllenBird: there we go
 Kentosaurus: first try
 Stormgod519: BEEJLANDER!!!
 schordash:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
goatprince: oh lol
 Barb4rian: BEEEJJJLANNNDDERR
 beowuuf: lol, yeeeeeeees
 IanAllenBird: Clap
 selarom: YESSSSSSSSSS
 PhoenixMelior: Wooooo!
 Angreed66: with reverb
 wordnerdify:    
 UtilityPunk:  First take!
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 trachalio: Adam can barely keep it together   
Amentur: 
 usmu1976:    
 Stormgod519: 10/10, no notes
 beowuuf: 
 Ryenji: \o/
 macbody2: This is the best ever...
  TXC2: wonderful
 TehAmelie: 
CustardIsMassive: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam was trying not to laugh so hard
 GrassVortex: 
 CastleOtranto: I need a hat like that
 RockPusher: 
 itira:   
 schordash:   
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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 Stormgod519: hi Adam
 AleisAlpto: OH NO
 LathosTiran: best is best
 JKBalch: Paul cast Silence on Beej
 Greendrag13: Beejlander, with ADAM? Yaaaaaaaay!
 warpstonewarlock: BEEJLANDERRRR
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: Hello adam and beej
 Dalrint: No leave the reverb on the whole time!!
Amentur: Hi babygirl
 vinewood_og: Say it right Frenchie
 MaverickArtist: Hi Adam Stinker
 ContingentCat: Hey daddy stinky
 fcloud: i smell great bud 
 Nigouki: "Hey stinckies" with echo is amazing
 AleisAlpto: THE LORD HAS RISSEN
 NorthstarTex: Hell yeah BEEJLANDER!
 incslayer: Beej the worlds only Level 5 Super Judge!
 KaleidoscopeMind: he just steamrolls them
 Jigokuro: SUPER FUDGE
 PhoenixMelior: Mmm fud
 Shurtal: el Toyota Subathon Passa
 drachenfells:  
 BusTed: I remember Superfudge
 JinaMahavira: Hi Cry Face, Okay Hands, One Hundred Emojii
KWardJenx: Oh, please let there be a Choose Your Own Adventure Book involved!
thegiftedgrifter: I love me some super fudge!
 themercenary1987: SUPER FUDGE
aceviru: Hamburge
aceviru: hamburglar*
aceviru: Big Bird
aceviru: Luigi
aceviru: Groot
aceviru: muted lol
godofthunder4242: We can't here you :p
Christopher Peterson: Muuuuuuuutelander
aceviru: haha
  Sarah: No no it was perfect like that
sundialgirl: hahaha someone should make a gif
aceviru: Haha
aceviru: God I love it here
Some kind of Garf: Tuned in just in time for the reverb 😙👌
 gamercat88: hehe good reads
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @KWardJenx That is tomorrow
 RockPusher: Beej *is* very sweet
 Simonark: Also, a turtle
 Snowcookies: I love that series
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunBlightedAubergineTTours-Dc_qV2NUJnB6UY3E
 DoomBringerIL: wait i don't know the lore.... beej hates magic?
 Voidhawk42: To the rhythm of SUPER HOT
KWardJenx: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Why not both?
 public_key_reveal_party: Excellent
 ContingentCat: that's news?
 Shurtal: gotta renew the certs
 MaverickArtist: All hail sleep deprivation
 dead_delver: It was 4am for me.
 Abavus: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ohhh neat
 Stormgod519: oh nice
 vinopinguino: what a deal!
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta get that timer back up
 Bruceski: @DoomBringerIL He doesn't hate Magic, he just doesn't play it.
  TXC2: Beej is having a SALE !
 BrowneePointz: Hey Beej? You're loved and appreciated 
 Stormgod519: time starts now
 letsbelgo: 
 rxpalindrome: oh good, it will be active when I get off work
 PhoenixMelior: Neat!
grizzlybeer40: Tbf Magic is a bad game now
 neisan2112: Beej Sale!!
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 neisan2112: Finally can get new Pride shirt
 rabbitgta: Go make them sold out already
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 UnknownFriday: Ooh, that's a slick new design.
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Biscuits: dftba that's so cool!
SlanderNLies: Best card in Beejlander, should be 8 points tbh
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 ThankYouUro: MY BOI SIFTER WURM
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 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 
  LRRbot: Unknown Shores | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 fr0_ZHM: guys, does Beejlander have - sorry if this is offensive - any rules??
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  lrrbot is having a time with all these gift subs 
 bytecaster: One white card is in the red pile
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 iPsyop: I think you can splash the blue in
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  LRRbot: Unknown Shores | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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RainbowPhoenix: Did something change with ad management on YT yesterday? I have been streaming the YT feed through my smart TV and sometimes around the end of the bake off it started playing ads every 5 min
  TXC2: GrassVortex  dang 
  LRRbot: Boneyard Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [*/*] | Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
 schordash:   
 TehAmelie: yep, the poster child of power creep's victims
 IbunWest: love boneyard work
 BrowneePointz: Huge Wurm Bro
 IbunWest: worm
  LRRbot: Thwart the Enemy [2G] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
 ravenlord_xix: got a worn out two-stroke
 NewtyNewts: It's a gameplan. Or at least, a note in the margins of one
 public_key_reveal_party: You got a spark plug
 CastleOtranto: I once built a deck featuring Boneyard Wurm. It was as bad as it sounds.
 Gaz_L: got a wincon, question mark?
 innerbeard: Wurmfog Savadan over here
 niccus: oh wurm
 RockPusher: 2-stroke creating fog
 wickaboxet: craw warm turbofog
 Angreed66: that is a fog combat trick  hence 3 mana
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler had to beat wheeler at magic
 ThePixelSavage: who are the other players?
 abslomdaak42: Boneyard Wurm my beloved
RainbowPhoenix: is this intentional or do I blame Roku 😅
  LRRbot: Boneyard Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [*/*] | Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Thwart the Enemy [2G] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
Christopher Peterson: That engine is 50cc
Woodthorn: One-sided fog is kinda alright tho
aceviru: he's got a push powered mower
 fcloud: there are OTHER players??
 hotgreenflames: sifter, boneyard, and craw: wurm typal turbofog rides again!
 flatluigi: i think he has to add white
 fcloud: huge if true
 PhoenixMelior: @nosmokefire he did!
 WokenClick: is it 100 cards?
 nishwastaken: @noSmokeFire wheeler won, but wheeler played well
 drewm1022: That new GG Baloth is sick.
 UltraVioletVodoo: @WokenClick ya
  TXC2: sadly Wheeler lost
 Bugberry: @beowuuf only last year Blue got a Grizzly Bear with upside.
 beowuuf: god white had a 2/2 for 2 as a rare once... a vanilla rare!
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 WokenClick: so he needs like 20 more, ouch
 iPsyop: I think you still splash the blue in
 Meark: Enjoy
 345tom: honestly I think 50/50 isnt a bad split for this. 60 -40 lands probably isnt bad its probably somewhere ebtween there
  sirsemaj429: @Meark Thanks!
 TehAmelie: at this stage most deckbuilders go "sigh, i need to make some cuts" but here we go "sigh, i have to add so many more cards"
 RockPusher: Assuming the full list from all the packs was scanned into the reader — do we know what the highest-value card is worth today?
 neisan2112: 45 seems fine
 Kentosaurus: 40-45 lands feels ok
 chancellorpalpatine66: 50 land seems a lot
 PhoenixMelior: 50 is a lot
 Terminal423: 50 lands seems like asking for flood
Anomalous_Chime: I leave and we're back near 18 hours when I get back? Dang.
 hotgreenflames: splash the blue perhaps?
 beowuuf: @Bugberry you used to have to pay blue blue for that, and it was an uncommon or rare lord  that wasn't otherwise supported by the set theme 
 UltraVioletVodoo: remember there is functionally noooooooo fixing
 SharktoothJack: this is a 40+ land deck if I’ve ever seen one
 Sorator13: @Anomalous_Chime Beej announced a gift sub sale - buy 5 or more at a time, get 35% off! And several immediately took advantage.
 RelwinEJ: ethereal armor is always solid
 jarnatan: I remember the one of the first couple beejlander streams where the phrase "33 lands" was uttered. Good to see the meta evolve
 ContingentCat: Also Beej has been to a lot of anime conventions, good luck beating the most embarrasing thing he's seen 
 Chesul: I stepped out for like, 5 minutes, and now there's another 4 hours on the clock, dang.
 Incandescent_Zubat: wait the lrr store is on dftba now? cool!
Anomalous_Chime: Sorator13 Ooo, noice!
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 h3rsh3yb4r: the blue was crazy
 Simonark: @incandescent_zubat As of very recently
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 Invitare: if you just need 9 maybe the blue is fine
 beowuuf: @Chesul beej flexed his discount muscle
 TehAmelie: see lands are better than cards that are pure detriment, so it'll probably be land heavy
 Spades_Slicc: How much of Beejlander have I missed?
 ContingentCat: @Spades_Slicc not much
 Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc just some of Adam's deckbuilding
 Simonark: Still on the deck build
 UltraVioletVodoo: @Spades_Slicc mid deckbuilding so far
 hotgreenflames: encore only multiples in multiplayer
 h3rsh3yb4r: we have a blue dual, no?
  TXC2: Spades_Slicc  hadly any, just Adam making his deck
 PhoenixMelior: Beej no
 ContingentCat: beej yes
 jarnatan: Maybeej?
 RockPusher:   
 PhoenixMelior: Heather is awesome
 ContingentCat:  
  TXC2: Beej I don't know
 schordash:   
 iPsyop: you have a white blue land and a filtering land it's totally fine to splash it in AND and evolving wilds right ?
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Love Heather
 Kentosaurus: perfect
 fcloud: can somebody teach me what's beejlander? 
 TehAmelie: perfect!
 vinopinguino: let's beejland!
 RockPusher:   
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  TXC2: !beejlander
  LRRbot: Beejlander is a LoadingReadyRun-created variant of the popular Magic: The Gathering format "Canadian Highlander". Each player is given a Dollar Store repack of 100 cards and must construct a 100-card singleton deck. The format is further complicated by the addition of level 5 'Super Judge' Brendan “Beej” Dery.
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 Kentosaurus: @fcloud 100 card deck, singleton, made with dollar store reprint pack
 Sorator13: @fcloud 100 card singleton, sealed, dollar store repacks
 Terminal423: @fcloud It's sealed Canlander from a dollar-store repack of 100 cards. You are only allowed to cut cards from the pack to add basics
  TXC2: !beejlander
  LRRbot: Beejlander is a LoadingReadyRun-created variant of the popular Magic: The Gathering format "Canadian Highlander". Each player is given a Dollar Store repack of 100 cards and must construct a 100-card singleton deck. The format is further complicated by the addition of level 5 'Super Judge' Brendan “Beej” Dery.
 Bugberry: "fuck this house" but a Magic deck.
 BusTed: 🤔 
 fcloud: @Sorator13 dollar-store repack means bad cards? like pauper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Gaz_L: there's a middling limited deck in there somewhere
 gnabaer: @fcloud they make highlander decks (100 card singles ) with bargan bin packs of 100 random cards
 JinaMahavira: Perfectly cooked
 Fanklok: It sure is nice of Beej to show an interest in his son's hobbies
 Forgebold: Canadian Hamlander
 PhoenixMelior: A good ol ham sandwich
Flyingdelorion: Abzan pile it is!
 spicyFerret_: 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wait a minute, this isn't a canlander deck
 KaleidoscopeMind: an engine shaped ham
 Sorator13: @fcloud Not *necessarily*, but generally, yeah
  LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 abslomdaak42: The ham curves
 Sorator13: It's pretty random
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 KharadBanar: It's what's known in the business as a "nugget"
 fcloud: ok got it ty
 Firstscion: Morning
 jarnatan: Beejlander may be the format closest to what Garfield intended
 TehAmelie: Craw Wurm is the bomb huh
 bondeulv: craw wurm?
 bondeulv: sick
 fcloud: this sounds fun, i wld like this format
  TXC2: "here's your problem, the artist doesn't know what a car engine looks like"
 Mai_Andra: The ham is carved, yes.
 fcloud: more variety, less complex strategy
  LRRbot: Sifter Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.
  TXC2: hello Firstscion  welcome
 chaostreader: It Looks like a deck, but due to Beej’s rules, it’s not.
 SourAndSublimes: Whats beejlander?
 TehAmelie: ooh better wurm
  TXC2: !beejlander
  LRRbot: Beejlander is a LoadingReadyRun-created variant of the popular Magic: The Gathering format "Canadian Highlander". Each player is given a Dollar Store repack of 100 cards and must construct a 100-card singleton deck. The format is further complicated by the addition of level 5 'Super Judge' Brendan “Beej” Dery.
 PhoenixMelior: Korn
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I'd be impressed if anyone manages to build a deck that is not legal in Canlander.
 RockPusher: 
 iris_of_ether: OMG
Anomalous_Chime: This format is the apotheosis of the whole concept of Limited.
 vinopinguino: baby slipknot
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Snowcookies: Beej!
 fr0_ZHM: 
 spicyFerret_: Just slide a copy of Companion Cage in there and you'll be fine.
 schordash: 
 PowrOfFriendship_: Oh, damn, thanks for the sub @Mr_Horrible!
 Nickiatori: Reel big fish
 beowuuf: quron
  TXC2: like Pika's kid 
 beowuuf: quorn even
 gamercat88: my baby Wet Leg
 theymerLoviatar: here is my child, Godspeed You! Black Emperor
 dutchmoose: I love my beautiful daughter At The Drive In
 fcloud: this is my daughter, Limp Bizkit Savidan
 JinaMahavira: @TXC2 That's what I was thinking!
 IbunWest: now i am not a parent but don’t people usually have the name picked out ahead of time
 niccus: i hear Horse Girl is popular atm
 public_key_reveal_party: I would be friends with propaghandi to be fair
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Tiber727: Never name your kid Nickeback.
aceviru: Adam trying to optimize. But in reality the best strategy is no strategy
aceviru: haha
  LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Sifter Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.
aceviru: Lmao
 vinewood_og: Don't talk to me or my son The Glitch Mob ever again
  TXC2: JinaMahavira  
 KaleidoscopeMind: is this how they do their vows?
CustardIsMassive: Baby Infant Annihilator 
 Gaz_L: magic as Garfield intended. The cat, not the man
 PhoenixMelior: My beautiful child Amorphis
 jarnatan: @IaCthulhuFthagn I think the most likely way that would happen is if the repack has silver-bordered cards
 A_Dub888: as Richard Garfield intended
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 You don't even need the  I'm pretty sure that was the joke
 Simonark: Hurry! Sleeve!
 Nickiatori: Chat i dont think they will be right back
 BITs19_: it's pikachu!
 Gekyouryuu: Safi Eriksdotter?
 SourAndSublimes: Dr. Who card
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @jarnatan True, or conspiracy nonsense.
 vinewood_og: Lasagnamana
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a hobbit I think
 abslomdaak42: Oh, it's Jamie
 Terminal423: Jamie from Dr. Who
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, damn
 UltraVioletVodoo: This is my child Godspeed! You Black Emperor
 Simonark: Jamie McCrimmon
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResoluteOddPelicanTinyFace-_JJc1rtcyuCyEa3A
 TehAmelie: i wonder if naming your kid Anthrax would put you on some list
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  it was a mistake given the child is named Kora, I wouldn't want to be too harsh on Pika
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: hand
 SourAndSublimes harder question: what's the actors name?
 Diabore: dreams of laguna
 TehAmelie: rephrase, i wonder how many lists
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dreams of Laguna
 cobthegreat: Dreams of laguna
 Gekyouryuu: Dreams of Laguna
 A_Dub888: Dreams of Laguna?
 Terminal423: Dreams of Laguna
 vinopinguino: @TehAmelie yeah a cool parent list
 Simonark: Frazer Hines
 schordash:   
 Gaz_L: i am happy that Jamie got the correct slightly wonky Gaelic flavour text
 TehAmelie: here's Anthrax, and little Megadeth
 theymerLoviatar: Dreams of Father
 345tom: I didnt realise FF had klnock off gears
 SourAndSublimes this sets not real
 jarnatan: I don't think anthrax is a suitable pet, regardless of whether it's a kid or what you name it
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 No I know, but Beej was referring to what happened with her kid. Anyway clearly we're both talking about the same thing 
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: disciple of the vauilt
 Diabore: disciple of the vault
 LSRubin: disciple of the vault
 Gekyouryuu: disciple of the vault
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Disciple of the Vault
 Cheese_Hammer: This is my son, the presidents of the United States of America Jones
 letsbelgo: vault!
 simic_yeti: cris angle
 theymerLoviatar: love this card
 letsbelgo: this banned ass card
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  ah ok
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: wheeler just had his hair stand on end
 jarnatan: Oh I've been to that concert
 A_Dub888: dscpl f th vlt
 UtilityPunk: @345tom FF was doing scifi fantasy before Gears tbh
 Angreed66: classic banned card
 theymerLoviatar: @Cheese_Hammer oh god that reminded me of Squirrel Nut Zippers
 TehAmelie: Dead Kennedys Kennedy
 TheKingWiggins: this card just rules
 jacqui_lantern234: who else is playing Beejlander besides adam?
 PhoenixMelior: James
 Diabore: faerie detective
 SourAndSublimes: Faerie something rightm
 theymerLoviatar: that one faerie detective
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a faerie
 UltraVioletVodoo: not beej aparently
 SourAndSublimes: Lol
 A_Dub888: @UtilityPunk FF I had a boss that's basically a killbot in a fortress in the sky
 Gekyouryuu: fairy detective from karlov manor
  TXC2: looks like James now
 Angreed66: a snoop of some kind
 SenshiSun: fairy snoop
 theymerLoviatar: alright theydies and gentlethem, the Beejlander has entered the main screen
 SenshiSun: wait i got it? almost?
 jacqui_lantern234: @theymerLoviatar lets go!!!
 SourAndSublimes: From duskmorn?
 jarnatan: Yeah time for me to close the stream on my laptop and start the stream on my TV
 cjtree: Fear of something
 LSRubin: i don't love "faerie snoop" as a title... i'd prefer "gossamer gumshoe" or something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh from Duskmourne
 Gekyouryuu: wretched griff?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The blue nightmare enchantment creature
 Hauwulf: fear of sleep paralysis? I think
 cobthegreat: Fear of isolation
 SourAndSublimes: Fear of flight?
 Angreed66: fear of isolation?
 UtilityPunk: Fear of Isolation
 theymerLoviatar: Fear of Isolation
 fcloud: yikes
 TehAmelie: that's some frightening art
 fcloud: mom the art is making me uncomfortable
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: fear of this card
 jacqui_lantern234: @theymerLoviatar such a mood, tbh
 UtilityPunk: @Hauwulf That one's pretty fantastic in edh
felrender: I really love the art direction on al the Fear Of cards
 theymerLoviatar: @jacqui_lantern234 check out the flavor text
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: crook of condemnation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud Yeah, all of the art design in Duskmourne, the more you looked at it the more horrifying detailed you noticed
 grizzlybeer40: <message deleted>I'll donate 100 subs if Mark Rosewater makes 1 pro Palestine tweet. Kinda weird to virtue signal as much as he does and not condemn a genocide right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea for me
 Diabore: assassins creed card?
 theymerLoviatar: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted wow, deep cut
 BITs19_: @Thefluffiestguineapig my partner loves the full art basic lands for exactly that reason
 SourAndSublimes: Nah amonhket card
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: not a banger but i own one i think
moseph_jedi: still on canlander?
 SourAndSublimes: I remember this from standard of olden days
 Hauwulf: @UtilityPunk it's pretty crazy, I've been locked out by it in a master of keys deck
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: any scrabbling claws in a storm
 Sorator13: @moseph_jedi nope, starting Beejlander
 southern_woodsman: Dang, the timer was a just over 7 hours when I checked in this morning. What did I miss?
 theymerLoviatar: @moseph_jedi I mean, sort of
  TXC2: moseph_jedi  nope, BEEJLANDER now
 jacqui_lantern234: @theymerLoviatar FUCK!!! i hate how much of a callout it is
 dannycabby: are we 12 hours from cap?
 SourAndSublimes: Deep ana
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: deep anlysis
 Diabore: deep anal
 Spades_Slicc: Deep anal
 dutchmoose: Damn the timer shot up 8 hours
 SourAndSublimes: Lol
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  TXC2: and we're back
 beowuuf:   
 TehAmelie: hi James!
Articerile: Jamie
hyperstar2280: so for 42 lands we going 12 w 15 b and g or like 12 14 16?
Gnomechef: William Wallace, King of the Scotts
Gnomechef: dang
Biscuits: Jamie!! :D
Articerile: Dreams of Laguna
Gnomechef: William Wallace, King of Scotland
aceviru: you're putting way too much thought into it. just spread them as evenly as possible.
Gnomechef: dang
Articerile: Moriok uhhhh
Articerile: It cares about Artifacts going to bin
Gnomechef: something something Phyrexia
Some kind of Garf: disciple of the vault?
Some kind of Garf: ayy
Some kind of Garf: dimir something
Articerile: Murders fairy?
Gnomechef: Braveheart, starring Mel Gibson
Some kind of Garf: oh nvm, thought it was one of the cipher cards
Articerile: Snooooop
Articerile: Is that Hraesvelgr?
Gnomechef: Belltower Haunt?
Articerile: no that is not
Gnomechef: oh nvm
Articerile: Fear of Getting A Card Name Wrong in LRR live chat
Articerile: Baneslayer?
hyperstar2280: rod of subjugation
Articerile: oh wow I misread that blurred image entirely
 nishwastaken: hii James 
 Invitare: if Beej says Adam goes first, Adam goes first
 Angreed66: technically beejlander in canlandeer legal
 schordash:  
 SourAndSublimes: Rollin, rollin,rollin?
 radiowasabi2014: EXPERIENCE BEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJ
 TehAmelie: and Beej and Adam!
 NooninCaz: @jarnatan Thanks for the gift sub!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This IS the good stuff.
 Earthenone: Beejlander PPR
 pleonasticTautology: i mean. yes.
 PhoenixMelior: They did give a lot of subs
  TXC2: chat are degens yes
 Spades_Slicc: I'd watch an entire subathon of beejlander
 NewtyNewts: BeejLeaguer
 UtilityPunk:  Beejlander 
 Val_TheRainbowFang: Everyone should make sixteen more decks this way
Flyingdelorion: Yes I would watch for 10 hours
 theymerLoviatar: love Adam's deck name
 rosesmcgee: I do love the beejlander deck building
 schordash:   
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 h3rsh3yb4r: How many subs to make beej play against beej?
 dutchmoose: The timer shot up 8 hours since Canlander ended I think
 BusTed: turn one plays babyyy
  TXC2: lovely degens, but degens none theless 
  LRRbot: Inventor's Goggles [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Whenever an Artificer you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {2}
 TehAmelie: a one drop? 
 IanAllenBird: oh damn we added 6 hours since I last looked
 JinaMahavira: How many subs for Beej vs Beej in Beejlander? 
 PowrOfFriendship_: How much more time is there left to add before we hit the cap?
 BusTed: Good deck names
 public_key_reveal_party: How many artificers is Adam running
 Spades_Slicc: @PowrOfFriendship_ 29
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 Angreed66: james with skitters
 raaabr: My favorite MTG limited trope is thematic equipment that gives +1/+2 and has mild typal synergy
 eshplode: @JinaMahavira Or Beej vs a Lander token
 calculated_uncertainties: Truth. Beejlander rocks
  LRRbot: Centaur Courser [2G] | Creature — Centaur Warrior [3/3]
 PhoenixMelior: Nice deck name
 Barb4rian: Adam's deck name is amazing
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PowrOfFriendship_: @Spades_Slicc Hours?
 wickaboxet: no sleeves
 TehAmelie: there's about 11 hours to add to the cap
 raulghoulia: did you two renew your vows?
  TXC2: remember vanillia ?
 Bugberry: not nessian courser?
 Spades_Slicc: @PowrOfFriendship_ well 28.5 ish hours
 gamercat88: did adam and james renew their vows...
 dutchmoose: Centaur Courser is so strong in this format wow
  LRRbot: Gruul Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {R/G}{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 TehAmelie: or 10
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: the courselet
 shushu2539: Beej has a very cool hat 
 iris_of_ether:   
 Molladia: Whats wrong with that creature, it has no abilities.....
 gamercat88: excellent i didnt miss it
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 I'm trying to build a Ihsan's Shade deck which all creatures are vanilla
  LRRbot: Enraged Ceratok [2GG] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
 UtilityPunk: Back when cards had flavour text instead of a rulebook attached 
 Marvoleath: @wickaboxet I feel like putting those cards in sleeves would diminish the value of the sleeves
  TXC2: themercenary1987  neat!
 ThePixelSavage: Adam has the better curve!
 public_key_reveal_party: Damn, James is popping off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is an actual card
 MalFnord: around 650 more subs will put us at cap, and then another 750 on top of that to make James rent an ice cream truck
 dutchmoose: advantage bar TUMBLING towards James' side
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  LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, he ended up in four colors
 Tiber727: Oh no that counter's Adam's deck of 3 mana 2/2s!
 Khalstrom: That spider is not an artificer
 s_lynch: @Jobot180 Thanks for the gift sub! 
 Spades_Slicc: El Spidro Artificio
 beowuuf: wait, what is this good play?
 UtilityPunk: Spider's inventing better webs
 Mr_Horrible: "I can see! I CAN FIGHT!" 
 Val_TheRainbowFang: I can't believe a 3/5 with reach is a bomb in a format like this
 dannycabby: level 5 superfudge read on james' deck
 MTGRanger: Beej using his superjudge powers
 KaleidoscopeMind: no, that's one of the level 5 super judge powers
  TXC2: Beej is the level 5 superjudge for a reason
 raulghoulia: beej displaying the powers that got him that hat
 Cptasparagus: zero penalty for lying about deck colors thats a wild call
  LRRbot: Kragma Butcher [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
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  LRRbot: Whisperer of the Wilds [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
 schordash: 
  TXC2: inspired vs survivor
 cheshire_creeper: Whoa an actual card (kind of)
 singinnonsense: the "oh yeah that  guy" format
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I mean... combat tricks tend to be chaff, no one plays them in a constructed format.
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 PhoenixMelior: Hi corner beej
 schordash: 
 RockPusher:   
 theymerLoviatar: Just realized, this is the correct viewing for sorting the draft chaff from last weekend.
YeOldeMark: Such much power
 beowuuf: adam cooking
 TehAmelie: deck thinning AND fixing! on one card!
 drrek0: "I got no fixing" "So anyway here is my mana dork that taps for 3 colors"
 public_key_reveal_party: Damn, James out here complaining about getting an alpha dual 
 Austere_Squire: WAIT, THE LRR STORE IS BACK?! HECK YEAH
 PowrOfFriendship_: Do we know when these vods hit youtube? I want to catch up on the canlander stuff
 raulghoulia: ominous
  TXC2: Austere_Squire  sure is
 tsp397: The power creep from 2019 Beejlander is wild
 Voidhawk42: @IaCthulhuFthagn Except for monstrous rage, which dominated until it got banned.
 PhoenixMelior: @powerflapjack itll be a while, heather said these take time
  TXC2: PowrOfFriendship_  next week maybe?
 NooninCaz: Ah, the gentleman's format is here.
 RockPusher: Flunge!
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 UtilityPunk: All-in... will Adam fold?
 fcloud: beejlander is a man's romance
  LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
 raulghoulia: adam has settle mana up
Flyingdelorion: Beejlander at the protour! Make it happen!
 PowrOfFriendship_: @TXC2 </3 RIP. I guess the best chance is wait until the stream is over and watch the Twitch vod
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Voidhawk42 I don't consider mono red burn spells that you never cast to win combat "tricks".
  LRRbot: Finishing Blow [4B] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
 beowuuf: wow, lames plays mtg like he plays poker - with cards
  TXC2: PowrOfFriendship_  yeap, that's my plan
 Mr_Horrible: Man I was really hoping that Adam would've opened a Sandblast
 Molladia: Isn't the equipment still in play?
 Cavemanhar: the equipment is still in play
aceviru: But what about 1000 subs 😏
  LRRbot: Inventor's Goggles [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Whenever an Artificer you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Centaur Courser [2G] | Creature — Centaur Warrior [3/3]
  LRRbot: Gruul Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {R/G}{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
  LRRbot: Enraged Ceratok [2GG] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
  LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
aceviru: take that questing beast
aceviru: The level 5 judge knows all
  LRRbot: Kragma Butcher [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Whisperer of the Wilds [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
 spicyFerret_: P
 fcloud: that's the thing about beejlander. people play cards almost every game
 schordash: 
 RockPusher: 
 innerbeard: That is VIOLENTLY canadian
 Voidhawk42: @IaCthulhuFthagn That's pretty "no true Scotsman" though. It's definitely a trick, and has been cast to win combat probably thousands of times. It was so good at it, it made blocking as a strategy bad
 gamercat88: pizza sounds really good now
  LRRbot: Sifter Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.
 UtilityPunk: Fear not the man with $10k cards triple-sleeved, fear the man with an unsleeved deck that's roughed up like it's been on the playground
 RockPusher: Wurmy boi
 bytecaster: That is a legit bomb
 CosmoRose6: the WUUUURM
 dutchmoose: The cards in these particular packs are very good lmfao
KWardJenx: Get wrecked James!
 DoodlestheGreat: So, has Beejlander caught on at Magic events, and if not, who do we have to bribe if they're not.
 Khalstrom: Loooove sifter wurm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heheheheheheheheheh
 vinewood_og: Sneeeeaky snek
 Mr_Horrible: Sifter Wurm fucks
 Austere_Squire: also, man, i looked away for a little bit and it shot up to 18 and a half hours, good on ye, chat
 UtilityPunk: James should've packed some removal 
 themercenary1987: Adama about to do COMMANDER DAMAGE
 Mr_Horrible: Sounds like my Fridays
 Statist42: its got the best keyword for beejlander: keyword beeg
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh!!! SIFTIES~~~
 Terminal423: oof
 rabbitgta: 0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheh
 Mattmitchell45: Comannder Legends top end
 jacqui_lantern234: OOF
 KaleidoscopeMind: god is sitting to your left, Adam
 innerbeard: It was scry 3, not scry 1, no opting
 raulghoulia: god is dead and beej killed them
 innerbeard: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KaleidoscopeMind And he has a very dark sense of humor
 TehAmelie: God is SIfter Wurm
 RockPusher: Big and Tramply
 Khalstrom: Wotc throwing together value packs would be pretty funny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beep beep
 Val_TheRainbowFang: Deckbuilding for a beejlander makes it difficult to fit in a convention schedule
 theymerLoviatar: would you still love God if he was a Sifter Wurm?
kaziel0: If you're playing Beejlander, you're not paying for the cards, you're paying for the experience.
 Mr_Horrible: @theymerLoviatar probably more, tbh
  qrpth: !cardview yt off
 public_key_reveal_party: Beejlander is traditionally held the day after magiccon in the dumpsters behind the conventuon center
 RockPusher: Wurm has 20/20. The goggles are just for show.
 bondeulv: I'd pay a reasonable amount to join in on some beejlander
 themercenary1987: Tbh, to play in a mssive beejlander tournemant... I'd drop some cash on that just for the vibes
Flyingdelorion: They say God created men, but I think men created God. Therefore God is immortal...
  LRRbot: Scourge Servant [4B] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/3] | Infect
 dutchmoose: 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision
 BrowneePointz: Scourge Servant my beloved!
 Voidhawk42: Do the full Playground Experience - allow trading cards between players for 10 mins
 themercenary1987: I accept the cards will be badm, but that means you get to do silly things
 Mr_Horrible: he's got all the angles covered
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 artdecosunburn: @public_key_reveal_party Like Boxing Day, but the boxes are more valuable.
 BrowneePointz: such a massive infector
 bytecaster: Adam on big dumb idiots here, a strong archetype
 ClodiumSoride: surely the cost for playing Beejlander is just finding a source for those repacks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's such a big infect creature
 beowuuf: infect a fair and balanced mechanic
 Mangledpixel: poker face? I barely know her face
 fcloud: beejlander isn't really suited to a tournament format. it would be better as like a "all-day beejlander jam"
 BrowneePointz: Scourge Servant is one of the biggest raw infectors outside Skittles/Blightsteel
 pleonasticTautology: james.
 pleonasticTautology: james turner.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not beejlander without mana problems
 Mr_Horrible: @fcloud "Beejlander lock-in at the rec center, who up?"
 theymerLoviatar: @BrowneePointz Raw Infector is a great band name
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  TXC2: laikagoat  
 dutchmoose: wow
 beowuuf: james hoping his drawing land curse keeps going
 Terminal423: @Mr_Horrible You'd get so many sign ups unironically
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 LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible “we’re gonna put on the best beejlander this town has ever seen”
 bytecaster: It searches another copy of itself
 bytecaster: That is very funny
 Mr_Horrible: you're telling me you're not gonna fetch another avarax, James?
 artdecosunburn: @Mr_Horrible Unlike midnight basketball, too much Beejlander might drive some youths to crime.
 HedronGrindah: you could do beejmander too, wherein you pick a creature from the dollar store packs to be your commander
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Austere_Squire: who would have thunk it
 public_key_reveal_party: Love a card that tutors for itself in a singleton format
 beowuuf: who knew
 raulghoulia: also it had lifegain
 TehAmelie: not because there's no chance another Aravax may be in those packs, but just because it's singleton
 Mr_Horrible: does it taste good?
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 dutchmoose: And also test it for drugs
 NewtyNewts: PAX piss? No thanks.
 artdecosunburn: @LowUpsideCJ (Cue "Little Rascals" montage. Beej is Alfie.y
  TXC2: turns out power creep is pointless 
 rosesmcgee: And to evaluate the bouquet
  TXC2: rxpalindrome  
 GasCityGaming: My uncle once got a fully personalized birthday card from dominos
 BrowneePointz: I smell bleach when I cry
 droodtheozeference: Beej?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej
 vinopinguino: beej...
 rabbitgta: Paxpiss sounds like a terrible after party
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej are you ok?
 Austere_Squire: Power creep has no power over 7/7 trompomple
 GameSageZB: Flowers when you sneeze is a sinus infection sign.
KWardJenx: probably...
 RockPusher: Honey, no. Blood, sometimes.
 TehAmelie: maybe you're allergic to your sneezes?
  TXC2: I only smell pain when I sneeze 
 jacqui_lantern234: beej??? you ok there, pal?
 IanAllenBird: dia-bee-tes?
 Mattmitchell45: Masters/Modern/Legends commons and uncommons are ruining the purity of Beejlander
 dutchmoose: Bee(j)
 Invitare: no, I know what he means. I sometimes get it, but it's uncommon
aceviru: hahaha
  LRRbot: Sifter Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.
aceviru: Domino's out there providing mental healthcare for free
aceviru: ouphe
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aceviru: with infekt
 ThePerrBearr: i used to smell flowers when i sneezed, but that stopped recently after changing my diet
  TXC2: 3 months
  TXC2: not important why I know
 vinopinguino: just a cheeky steroid after dinner?
 Mr_Horrible: I can barely imagine how big you are *now*, dude
 gualdhar: Adam roid rages one time, gets embarassed, and never touches it again
 dannycabby: the nicest hulk
 Nigouki: Adam but if you get any bigger you won't be able to scratch your back
 jarnatan: I'm low key hoping somebody will have one of the fallout cards in their pool and have Beej lose his sleep-deprived mind
 ArdCollider: the dude who plays Reacher went on test after season one because the producers were like "--y'know you, the Largest Man of Justice, could be larger."
 BrowneePointz: Adam is too big a sweetheart he'd get angy once and never again
 innerbeard: I'm on medically prescribed T as a cis man
 Mr_Horrible: that would get you your anime "What have I become?" moment, tho
 Austere_Squire: i don't think i can imagine adam roid raging
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you just need to stretch more
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 circusofkirkus: win some, lose some
 itira: hahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 raulghoulia: someone put a post it note on his back
 gualdhar: so we can do the post-it trick with Adam?
 IanAllenBird: sameee
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  TXC2: fun story: men can't lay their hand flat on their shoulder
aceviru: The cost of having too much muscle
 RockPusher: Buy a back-scratcher
 Invitare: I can hold hands behind my back. One over, one under
 Austere_Squire: Adam is too swole, like his 7/7 trompomple wurm
 Mr_Horrible: we all should (if able to)
 RockPusher: they are very nice to have
 TehAmelie: last year i could touch my hands behind my back but now i can't 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Austere_Squire Goddamnit, that got me
 RockPusher: 
 CodenameBluebird1: holy crap when did we get to 18+ hours??
 theymerLoviatar: but can any of these men lick their elbows?
 artdecosunburn: @RockPusher Beej-scratcher.
 DNAli3n: i think Beej might have bees in his lungs
 Mr_Horrible: James Turner, Known Charlatan
 Sorator13: @CodenameBluebird1 when Adam named his deck!
  TXC2: CodenameBluebird1  Beej is giveing a time sale
 commentarywife: Whelp, the timer sure went up from the 5.5 hours it was when I left for FNM 4 hours ago....
  LRRbot: Augmenting Automaton [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
  TXC2: CodenameBluebird1  read Adam's deck name
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileArborealCatCorgiDerp-Ce-IjnUxBSDi4KVm
 CodenameBluebird1: nice!
 Molladia: Did Adam include his White Border?
 Mr_Horrible: we had to count down from 100 already last night
 Derekwillis: Count down to four? I can't even count up that high!
OVERKiLL!: BEEEEEEEEEEEJ-LANDER!!!
  LRRbot: Sorcerer of the Fang [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {5}{B}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
 dm818: @Molladia yes, the craw wurm is in
 EricTheOrange: I want in one of these beejlander games for Beej to just randomly take a card off the board and eat it
 Mr_Horrible: blocks a 1/1 like no problem
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 Kyir: 35!
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 TehAmelie: that Automaton has a pretty strong Shade ability doesn't it?
 Austere_Squire: that's good tin this bad format
 Bruceski: I wonder if the slightly damaged look of the EoE special guests has caused any issues with quality assessment?
 Mr_Horrible: he's got one davriel, rogue shadowmage 
 Cavemanhar: are we close to the cap on hours for the subathon
 rabbitgta: Adam should be at 19
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 NewtyNewts: Adam should be at 19, I think
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  TXC2: Statist42  
 ShifuDaxiongmao: they weren't munched... the taste test was part of Beej's viability test for the cards
  TXC2: sporkraptor  
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, with war of the spark, there are some uncommon planeswalkers I could see showing up in a repack
 PinkrosThunderHorse: only planeswalker you could find in this format should be Tibalt
  LRRbot: Foriysian Totem [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. / {4}{R}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 red Giant artifact creature with trample until end of turn. / As long as this artifact is a creature, it can block an additional creature each combat.
 RedEmpress_: @sporkraptor Thanks for the gift sub!
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, a reminder
  Sarah_Serinde: Beejlander gift sub sale! Until 3pm PDT, get 35% off 5 or more T1 gift subs. Let's hit that sub cap!
  TXC2: it's only on Arena you can't keep a 2 land hand
 Austere_Squire: All land is good land, including Badlands
 asthanius: it's a pun. Four-eyes-ian
 beowuuf: always rewarded, never punished, game of skill no luck involved
 A_Dub888: @NotCainNorAbel the title got cut off halfway through 'itching' and for a second I thought it was referring to Ichiban Kasuga
 artdecosunburn: Is there a Beejlander variant that mixes in cards from other games just for the heck of it?
 LithelyUnshod: four-eyesian
 fcloud: yeezy totem
 UnknownFriday: For Eyes Ian
 Bugberry: Aeron Forsyth
 Mr_Horrible: what if we were the lands Adam kept in his opening hand, and we were both swamps? 
Christopher Peterson: Can't spell beejlander without land. Can't play it without land either
 nan_de_mo_nai: its not beejlander without awful time spiral cards
  LRRbot: Sewer Shambler [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Swampwalk / Scavenge {2}{B}
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Planeswalkers aren't powerful enough to be in Beejlander.
 Bugberry: This was a fun cycle from Time Spiral.
 fcloud: judge! judge! he's ramping! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @LithelyUnshod hey, dont make fun of ian's need to wear glasses 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 bytecaster: It cumulates
 dutchmoose: ask beej?
 Bugberry: it gets age counters, pay for each.
 Mr_Horrible: upkeep->age counter-> pay cost per age counter
 BrowneePointz: add an age counter then pay
 admiral_sky_: you put age counters on it don't you?
 BrowneePointz: 1 2 3 4
 asthanius: it's cumulative
 beowuuf: each upkeep, pay it twice,. three times, four times
 artdecosunburn: Sim City the card game. I'd slam down some deputy mayors for damage.
 beowuuf: it's pretty terrible 
 public_key_reveal_party: Age counter, then paynequal to cost x counters
  TXC2: it's age counter, THEN page
  TXC2: *pay
 Statist42: cumulative upkeep works in the way, that you dont include cards with cumulative upkeep in your deck
 LithelyUnshod: @jacqui_lantern234 The OG card is a two-headed giant. It literally has four eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's see this very bad card
 goombalax: !card braid of fire
  LRRbot: Braid of Fire [1R] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Add {R}.
 Unas84: add an age counter, pay the upkeep cost x # of age counters
 Mr_Horrible: they errata'd it to use counters for tracking in coldsnap
Plundy: this is the best part of beejlander. Hope we see some banding
hyperstar2280: pay the cost then the cost twice and then 3 times etc
 beowuuf: @Statist42 ^
  LRRbot: Boreal Elemental [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/4] | Flying / Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost {2} more to cast.
 angrytulips: mystic remora in beejlander
 Bugberry: @Statist42 unless it's braids of fire
 Kentosaurus: @Statist42 this guy gets it
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 LSRubin: yeah, you can proliferate your opponent's age counters too lol
 ThePixelSavage: such a power move if James doesnt actually have a card with upkeep
 MerrimanLyon: I want Fibonacci's Upkeep
 cheshire_creeper: good card
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's not bad
 dm818: almost ward 2
 Invitare: Ward 2
  LRRbot: Wings of Hubris [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has flying. / Sacrifice this Equipment: Equipped creature can't be blocked this turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / Equip {1}
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: wasn't there a red cumaltive upkeep card that was good cause it gave mana burn or something ? 
 IbunWest: good memories of temur elementals in m20
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MerrimanLyon That sounds like an Un set card
 PinkrosThunderHorse: hubris indeed
 Mr_Horrible: hey whaddya know, Adam was right 
  TXC2: thejadedthief Mr_Horrible  
 MerrimanLyon: @Thefluffiestguineapig It really would be!
 Bugberry: @TXC2 braids of fire I believe
 LithelyUnshod: !card two-headed giant of foriys
  LRRbot: Two-Headed Giant of Foriys [4R] | Creature — Giant [4/4] | Trample / This creature can block an additional creature each combat.
 hey__chat: what happened???? when i left we had 8 hours now we’re on 18????????????
 beowuuf: @TXC2 then maro spoiled all our fun 
 Bugberry: !card braids of fire
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Tai114: Guy accepting 30 day Buffalo Wild Wings challenge
  TXC2: Bugberry  nice, thanks
  LRRbot: Illusionary Wall [4U] | Creature — Illusion Wall [7/4] | Defender, flying, first strike / Cumulative upkeep {U}
 MegaTrain: so this is Canadian Beejlander?
 Bugberry: !card braid of fire
  LRRbot: Braid of Fire [1R] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Add {R}.
  TXC2: beowuuf  damn that Maro 
 PinkrosThunderHorse: aww yiss
 public_key_reveal_party: @hey__chat Adam's deck name 
 Mr_Horrible: @Tai114 I take any excess after like a day and a half and just freeze them
 dm818: defender
  TXC2: Bugberry  yeap, that's the one
 circusofkirkus: it's a wall
 LithelyUnshod: Defender
 dutchmoose: It's a Wall
 circusofkirkus: no attacking
 PowrOfFriendship_: It has Defender, right?
 admiral_sky_: it has defender
 ThePixelSavage: defender
 MommaGart: uhhh no it's a wall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: wooooooooooooooow
 MommaGart: lol
 ThePixelSavage: all walls are
 cambo212: that absolutely has defender
 Krektogar: it can't attack
 Kezzig_: it has defender
 theymerLoviatar: defender
 CuteTeaGoat: back from when Walls had innate defender
 Mr_Horrible: 7/4 flying first strike defender
 innerbeard: defender
 godofthunder4242: Walls can't attack
 Terminal423: Walls can't attack
 nan_de_mo_nai: it's a wall 
 andy1503: oh no poor james
 PinkrosThunderHorse: defender
 DarkNacht: !findquote wall
  LRRbot: Quote #2023: "James just gets a wall of sex." —Cameron [2016-03-04]
 Derekwillis: We call upon the BEEG to make a judgement!
 Bugberry: Before Defender was a keyword.
 goombalax: woah what a quote
 jonnykefka: buys time
 EvilBadman: Wallborg is in play
 Mr_Horrible: a wall of "wall"
 frank_the_great: beej could make a declaration
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RockPusher: A *Flying* Wall
 HadesLeprechaun: that is certainly a Quote
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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 Mr_Horrible: Wall of Swords could never
  TXC2: what possible context is there for that quote? 
 Krektogar: does that wall go up to build height?
 thejadedthief: So glad I managed to tune in for Beejlander!
  LRRbot: Burning-Tree Vandal [2R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Riot / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 Mr_Horrible: literal riot grrl
hyperstar2280: no it's a wall it's got defender erata
aceviru: Hey. Listen. Hey. Listen
 TehAmelie: the opposite of a tree hugger
 EricTheOrange: @TXC2 ever play the game dantes inferno?
 beowuuf: @TXC2 kinky mtg game? 
 NewtyNewts: Think the life loss for combat didn't go through
  LRRbot: Grotesque Demise [2B] | Instant | Exile target creature with power 3 or less.
 jarnatan: Fun fact: Defender was turned into a keyword starting with Champions of Kamigawa. Champions of Kamigawa had 0 creatures with defender.
Leonhart321 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Leonhart321: *inhales* Beejlander!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Leonhart321! (Today's storm count: 493)
 Mr_Horrible: man, riot was so clean
 Mr_Horrible: loved that keyword
  TXC2: EricTheOrange  no, but I've seen Graham and Paul play it
 Mr_Horrible: @jarnatan didn't it have an aura that gave a creature defender tho?
 EricTheOrange: @TXC2 so do you remember the lust layer.  though I guess that was more a tornado of sex.
Verrain2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
 Verrain2: Beej!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Verrain2! (Today's storm count: 494)
 TehAmelie: the brief flowering of Wall
  TXC2: EricTheOrange  the lustnado was at the end of the lust zone, but yeah 
  LRRbot: Foriysian Totem [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. / {4}{R}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 red Giant artifact creature with trample until end of turn. / As long as this artifact is a creature, it can block an additional creature each combat.
 RockPusher: 
  LRRbot: Thwart the Enemy [2G] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 Kentosaurus: lol
 TheWooglie: 
 fcloud: HUGE bomb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 bondeulv: 
  TXC2: Beejalander baby!
 fcloud: this changes everything
 jarnatan: @Mr_Horrible I don't think so. There were creatures with defender in Betrayers and Saviors of Kamigawa though, so it made sense to make the rule change with Champions back when they did blocks
 LowUpsideCJ: turbofog minus the turbo
 Mr_Horrible: huh, it did not. I know Betrayers had defenders, since I remember Opal-Eye
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 TehAmelie: tbh a 7/4 defender with a limited lifespan looks pretty reasonable imo
 Terminal423: Big dumb idiots + TurboFog is peak Beej
  LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Flyingdelorion: Fog for the win?
  TXC2: Redbassist  
aceviru: Sends player to field. Immediately benches them
 TehAmelie: (flying too)
 LiveFaust: "That's Beejlander" is the new "That's Numberwang!"
 Cavemanhar: it blocks that bird real well
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 Krektogar: Adam moved the line when his borther was there, keeping eye contact the whole time
  TXC2: anon 
 Simonark: Beejlander is now home to the core sitcom plots
 bondeulv: amazing
  LRRbot: Sleep Paralysis [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
 Mr_Horrible: actual looney toons shit
 TehAmelie: grandma voice: "you know there's a way i can stop being a grandma"
 Mr_Horrible: "Epic own on my meemaw"
aceviru: hahahaha
 Cavemanhar: oh hey nice sleep paralysis demon
 Korolan: GET PWND MEEMAW
 NooninCaz: I'm loving Adam's increasing minor stress
 jarnatan: Not to be confused with Fear of Sleep Paralysis
 gualdhar: 6000?!?!
 Mr_Horrible: time flows backwards during Beejlander
 bytecaster: 6000!!
 dutchmoose: Don't Forget: You're Here Forever
 sporkraptor: weird that Adam named his deck that
 Nickiatori: 6000!!!!!!!!!!
 TehAmelie: it's over 9000! if you look upside down
 Redbassist: 6000   
  LRRbot: Keymaster Rogue [3U] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | This creature can't be blocked. / When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
  TXC2: 6K sub HYPE
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  LRRbot: Augmenting Automaton [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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 GasCityGaming: is the discount a twitch thing or a lrr thing?
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 BudgetJim: 
 EmmaPartlow: Holy moly, 6020+ total subs
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QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to soulcannons!
QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to Yeknom352!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, QuixoticScrivener! Welcome to Meiersification, Lhugnar, totti2381, soulcannons, and Yeknom352! (Today's storm count: 563)
  LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
  TXC2: Micalovits  BudgetJim  spethycakes  QuixoticScrivener  
 macbody2: loadingreadyrun is dowN?
 MegaTrain: make it up in volume
 Mr_Horrible: hell yes
 TheWooglie: 
  LRRbot: Defend the Hearth [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to players this turn.
 Redbassist:  
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
 public_key_reveal_party: Less per sub, hopefully volume covers for it
 Mr_Horrible: let's fucking go
 jarnatan: Subs is a volume business
 Kentosaurus: turbo fog doing work
 LowUpsideCJ: Hell yeah
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 godofthunder4242: You sell at a loss and make up for it on volume!
aceviru: can't believe James hasn't missed a land drop
 RockPusher: Fog! Fog! Fog!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehe
 Aarek: adam playing turbo fog
 niccus: Eventual Fog
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Adam just wanna play more beejlander
 pleonasticTautology: @Kentosaurus max speed!
 Micalovits: Good ol' Turbo Fog
 Invitare: That's Beejlander
 raulghoulia: Beejfog
  TXC2: "sir a 2nd fog has hit the deck"
millenomi_Aura is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 110 in the channel!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, millenomi_Aura! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 613)
 public_key_reveal_party: Turbo fog but slow
  TXC2: millenomi_Aura  
 goombalax: the 50!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: foglander
 Kentosaurus: 2 fogs in beejlander is turbo
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: game tree
 circusofkirkus: sleep paralysis
  TXC2: and we're back over 20 hours
 circusofkirkus: Adam stole James's card
 TehAmelie: i could see a use for Fog with Super Haste, so you can cast it at 0 mana
 SnowBuddy18: that's why god gave us game 3s
 circusofkirkus: 
 MegaTrain: you’ve got infinite mulls, right?
 bondeulv: hour went up
 hotgreenflames: sleep paralysis!
 Micalovits: No, we REALLY want to read that book
 GameSageZB: Except for the stretch goal? Or is that not an extension?
OVERKiLL!: laugh
aceviru: A stoppable force meets a moveable object
 jarnatan: I have fond memories getting utterly stonewalled by turbofog in pauper on MTGO and by fond I mean <sixteen second bleep>
  LRRbot: Sleep Paralysis [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
 Spades_Slicc: Oh wait we only need to add 9 more hours to hit the cap
 Mr_Horrible: James just can't stop cheating 
calculated_uncertainties is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 204 in the channel!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, calculated_uncertainties! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 663)
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, Paul, way to be HELPFUL.  Geez. 
 RockPusher:   
 fcloud: now THAT'S some level 5 judging
 EricTheOrange: IF we hit our cap
 hotgreenflames: im sorry for being involved in Bit Ruinment Beej!
 iris_of_ether:   
 SymphonySolstice:   
 Redbassist: 50!?
 TheAinMAP:   
 Mr_Horrible: it stretches everyone's belts 
 rabbitgta: He is a lvl 5 super judge
 zianna_jean: Woot!
 Redbassist:   
  TXC2: calculated_uncertainties  
kaziel0: I-CREAM!
gravity_pike subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 136 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, gravity_pike! (Today's storm count: 664)
  Sarah_Serinde: What's the stretch goal to send the mods ice cream? 
 Cptasparagus: Can the extra stretch goal be getting Beej to stretch?
 fcloud: bonus for us, not bonus for you 👍
 Mr_Horrible: Adam that's a repetitive strain injury waiting to happen
 345tom: Whats happening with the donkey bits
  Foxmar320: I could go for some i-cream
 Lobo_Apache: We get content, y'all get ice cream truck
 EricTheOrange: theirs no punch a chunk this year so no huge jump in donations
 Mr_Horrible: don't turn gifting subs into PoE
amative1 is gifting 14 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 50 in the channel!
amative1 gifted a Tier 1 sub to bishonenjumpu!
amative1 gifted a Tier 1 sub to JayYaz73!
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aceviru: Hahahaha
aceviru: Paul out here saving people. mvp
 gamercat88: grift the gift
  TXC2: amative1  
 SnowBuddy18: 4 at a time
 PowrOfFriendship_: How much time have they got dedicated to reading subs at the end of all this?
 Mazrae: Holy Bus, I just saw how many hours we were up to the last I saw was about 10 or so
 PinkrosThunderHorse: adam in his grifter era
  Sarah_Serinde: I finished my day job *and* moderation housekeeping, please clap 
boredman42 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 60 in the channel!
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AnAnonymousGifter is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, AnAnonymousGifter! Welcome to genm23, hella_qh, whiskeyscribe, MajorGreenery, and Popicus! (Today's storm count: 693)
spurius is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
spurius gifted a Tier 1 sub to yannickkay!
spurius gifted a Tier 1 sub to Slacker1977!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, spurius! Welcome to yannickkay, Slacker1977, idislikechildre, Therai_Petrichor, and Benjaminbirdie! (Today's storm count: 698)
 public_key_reveal_party: I also do that and I have an office job, so
 Mr_Horrible: anyway, *turns on camera* "What's up, stinkies?"
 inetro: Maxing the sub-a-thon should start an anti-sub-a-thon. Start delaying the next regularly scheduled stream by each minute.
 mastershake29x: Go @Sarah_Serinde !
 Derekwillis: We enjoy the content you create. Take the money!
 NooninCaz: Uh James you said the quiet part out loud 
  TXC2: boredman42  anon spurius  
 stippledotter: Back in Matt's stream, some in chat were like "we probably won't make it" and the experienced Chat members said "the MTG whales are coming"
 koodooman: life's a grift 
  amative1: Twitch told me I had 14 to go to the next milestone, so... there ya go!
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: but those people don't have THIS HAT
Sanaj is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
Sanaj is paying forward the Gift they got from I_Am_Clockwork to the community!
Sanaj gifted a Tier 1 sub to cingetous!
Sanaj gifted a Tier 1 sub to muttlee_punk!
Sanaj gifted a Tier 1 sub to Deity091!
Sanaj gifted a Tier 1 sub to Craigo717!
Sanaj gifted a Tier 1 sub to bomberGreen!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Sanaj! Welcome to cingetous, muttlee_punk, Deity091, Craigo717, and bomberGreen! (Today's storm count: 703)
 Simonark: But Adam can run The Glim Dropper like you wouldn’t believe
 bondeulv: tha's probably true, adam, but you work hard being a good entertainer
  TXC2: Sanaj  
 fcloud: dont feel bad adam, there's people who work way less hard than you and make way more. WAY more
  Sarah_Serinde: mastershake29x thank you 
  Juliamon: PowrOfFriendship_ It will be its own stream
 stippledotter: @Sarah_Serinde *applause*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Firewhiskers: The blessings of Beej upon us.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was amazing
 jarnatan: On the other hand Adam, there are CEOs out there who work way less hard than you do too. You're fine
 TehAmelie: how much longer is that discount for? might be able to dig up some cash
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Plundy: There are also people out there that work way less hard than you. It all evens out
 jonnykefka: darn, my clip window broke at the worst time
 bytecaster: Some of these people are an active detriment to society
 public_key_reveal_party: There are also landlords 
 Sorator13: oh, there will be several chunks like that, Beej
 MegaTrain: thanks for the gift sub, @laikagoat !
  Sarah_Serinde: @TehAmelie There's a countdown in the gift sub menu. About an hour longer
 PowrOfFriendship_: @Mr_Horrible Thank you thank you for the gift sub earlier!
  Sarah_Serinde: There's also a pin
 TehAmelie: ah, thanks
 tehfewl: me @ GDQ
  TXC2: you were Fine Adam, don't worry about it
Frogasaurus90 is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 86 in the channel!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it's just DB practice
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 BrowneePointz: I love blind 7's cuz James always get punished
 SymphonySolstice: 6am sponsored stream was a choice
  TXC2: Frogasaurus90  
 beowuuf:   
 Shoki_Donai: 
  LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 jarnatan: Fact or fiction but it's choosing who gets which starting hand
OVERKiLL!: we appreciate it Adam
aceviru: Yeah the bois have been put through the wringer
 TehAmelie: ouch
 EricTheOrange: Adam "always lucky" savidan VS James "hubris" Turner
99FineLines: see Beej claims to be top of the judge leaderboards but remember that stream from his private jet where he kept losing to the Arena tutorial boss? maybe he paid someone to bot his judge levels.
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to goatprince!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, goatprince! (Today's storm count: 724)
thetimelord93: Wow. Tuned in just in time for my first live Beeeeeeejlander. 😲
 RockPusher: There, a oner for Adam
  LRRbot: Corrosive Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by an equipped creature, destroy all Equipment attached to that creature at end of combat.
TalpTheScot subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 TalpTheScot: I'm doing my part
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TalpTheScot! (Today's storm count: 725)
  LRRbot: Nivix Cyclops [1UR] | Creature — Cyclops [1/4] | Defender / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
 jarnatan: James on mono-defender
 fcloud: corrosive ooze gonna cr-ooze to victory 
 TrickJarrett: I loved that card in limited
  LRRbot: Unknown Shores | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Mr_Horrible: wait but I know those shores
 TehAmelie: spellbreathing? is that what we call that?
  LRRbot: Powerstone Shard [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C} for each artifact you control named Powerstone Shard.
 Tai114: Nivix Cyclops used to be the only decent backup to Kiln Fiend in spell based aggro decks
  TXC2: hello TrickJarrett  welcome
 jarnatan: Unknown Shores looks like several locations in Expedition 33
  Sarah: Okay I've finished my day job for the week and also sorted out some mod stuff behind the scenes. That is more than enough productivity for me :P
OVERKiLL!: BeejLander Mulligans am i right
  Sarah: But also hey in case you missed it, the LRR store is finally back! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙 @Sarah
  Sarah: (more merch to come in the future)
OVERKiLL!: YO! LRR Store Active
 TehAmelie: instant-or-sorcery-breathing would be clunky
  LRRbot: Skola Grovedancer [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Satyr Druid [2/2] | Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: Mill a card.
 TrickJarrett: Hi hi friends
  A_nearby_Tr3e: Adam if he tried would a pro champ!!!!
  TXC2: TehAmelie  aka fixed prowess 
   LoadingReadyRun:  There have been so many gifts that it looks like the chat is in sub only mode 
 TrickJarrett: I have zero input in MagicCon events
 koodooman: I would fly anywhere to beejlander
 themercenary1987: If Magic had Oki on Wakeup Adam would Crush all comers
 PinkrosThunderHorse: it's like, the least powerful sealed format ever
  LRRbot: Sewer Shambler [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Swampwalk / Scavenge {2}{B}
 fcloud: "no fixing please, we're beejish"
 radiowasabi2014: i know a little of MTG, but what exactly is Beejlander? it features Beej but what role does the Beej play?
  TXC2: !beejlander
  LRRbot: Beejlander is a LoadingReadyRun-created variant of the popular Magic: The Gathering format "Canadian Highlander". Each player is given a Dollar Store repack of 100 cards and must construct a 100-card singleton deck. The format is further complicated by the addition of level 5 'Super Judge' Brendan “Beej” Dery.
  Sarah: Yeah it's hosted by DFTBA now, which is cool
aceviru: @Sarah, time to kick back and relax. We promise to behave
  Sarah: Haha you already have been, and I appreciate it
  Sarah: I also have to figure out dinner but like, I can pay someone else for that :P
 stippledotter: Oh dang, we're only 82 minutes away from another day guaranteed!
 NooninCaz: @radiowasabi2014 Beej is the Level 5 Superjudge, victory by divine whim
  Sarah_Serinde: Beej's friend James, as opposed to his coworker James 
 RedArrogantKnight: okay but what's magic
 noSmokeFire: @radiowasabi2014 Beej is a stage hazard
 gualdhar: lket's not forget the influence of the level 5 super judge
 radiowasabi2014: lol thx for the explain!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Beejflation
  LRRbot: Cinder Hellion [4R] | Creature — Hellion [4/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
 radiowasabi2014: Beej the ultimate JOOJ
 Justherefortherewards: 'worth'
 raulghoulia: the beejlander bump
 admiral_sky_: OOOO I love cinder hellion
 public_key_reveal_party: It is also called Beejlander because chat thought it was funny and no one in lrr objected I think
  TXC2: RedArrogantKnight  the power of friendship
 Dumori: @public_key_reveal_party More or less
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For nonsense
OVERKiLL!: what the heck, how did Adam trim down to 3 color‽ is that a first for a beejlander deck?
aceviru: he's playing more lands
  amative1: @RedArrogantKnight So, in 1993, Richard Garfield...
 radiowasabi2014: hahahaha i loves it
 ravenlord_xix: the less money spent on card, the more money for beer (or other drink of choice)
  LRRbot: Psychic Miasma [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards a card. If a land card is discarded this way, return Psychic Miasma to its owner's hand.
 jarnatan: "you know, like morph"lander
  LRRbot: Seer of the Last Tomorrow [2U] | Creature — Snake Cleric [1/4] | {U}, {T}, Discard a card: Target player mills three cards.
 themercenary1987: I wish there were places in the uk that sold those kind of repacks
 EmmaPartlow: SOM art continues to be terrifying
 Invitare: that's an interesting card
 TehAmelie: do you figure the game store sells the cards to the dollar store? or are there a few more middlemen grabbing the good cards before we get them?
  TXC2: psychic miasma might be good ?
  LRRbot: Magmatic Chasm [1R] | Sorcery | Creatures without flying can't block this turn.
 Spades_Slicc: Honestly I like the design of psychic miasma much more than things like Bandit Talent
 Gaz_L: @themercenary1987 There are! I've def seen them in one of the stores i go to here in Scotland
  LRRbot: Root Snare [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
 mastershake29x: @TehAmelie I'm sure it's the same type of people who do repacks for WalMart, Target, etc.
 BusTed: 
 GedankenPalast_: Pfff
aceviru: Which goes to show you how variance works since he got mana screwed last game
 PinkrosThunderHorse: walked right into that one, James 
 RockPusher:   
 radiowasabi2014: i thought for a hot min about buying some FF MTG collector booster packs to look for a gold chocobo card but no stores in Edmonton seem to have anything in stock
 polyten: 
  TXC2: correct response James 
 Despoiler98:   cool technology
 raulghoulia: this is giving me life
WaltzMaster1: nice magmatic chasm bozo
  LRRbot: Enraged Ceratok [2GG] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
  TXC2: remember to make clips chat
 themercenary1987: @Gaz_L Really? Better jump on the train, only 16 hours away!
 Redbassist: !clipazine
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 TehAmelie: more wondering how many levels of curation goes into making these packs terrible
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 NooninCaz: @themercenary1987 Bring some for me too!
  TXC2: snowb0und  
 PinkrosThunderHorse: ooooh, a foiled forest? someone splurged on their beejlander deck 
aceviru: gottem
OVERKiLL!: big swings
aceviru: big misses
 singinnonsense: did James threw the fog off the table ?
 dannycabby:  
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 Micalovits: @singinnonsense He sure did
 asddsa28: I want to play Pokemon beeglander now
 LowUpsideCJ: the mandate of beej
  TXC2: lirazel64  
 Angreed66: I thought we establihed god isn'r real
Ciijay: Adam with the most Godly name: "God is dead"
 jarnatan: "Fog off" - James, to his fog
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  LRRbot: Omen of the Sea [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, scry 2, then draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
  TXC2: seepete  
 Mr_Horrible: if Adam had somehow opened infinite fog loop that'd be funny as hell
 dannycabby: 
 themercenary1987: @Angreed66 "God is Dead" Nitchze "Nitchze is dead" God
TehAmelie is gifting 6 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 17 in the channel!
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 Mr_Horrible: remember when cards used to be bad? 
aceviru: what's Adam gonna do? play ewitness?
 UtilityPunk: Honestly, Beejlander is like JumpStart but with cooler cards and a better meta 
 LowUpsideCJ: like getting strip mine loop in eoe sealed
 lirazel64: Is this actual, factual Beejlander?
 PinkrosThunderHorse: surley you could get a mnenomic wall in this format?
 Mr_Horrible: yes'm
  TXC2: TehAmelie  
  LRRbot: Sorcerer of the Fang [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {5}{B}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
 thetimelord93: @mr_horrible the way I play em even the new cards are bad
 NooninCaz: @lirazel64 It ia
 lirazel64: Ewheee!
  TXC2: right chat I'm off, holy bus what a great job you've done today 
 The_Real_Chicky: What i just got back from work, we're at 23 hours??!
 jarnatan: @lirazel64 No, there's a gas leak and we're all hallucinating beejlander
 TehAmelie: i'm doing my part .gif
  LRRbot: Academy Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/2] | Kicker {4} / Flying / If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
  LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 JinaMahavira: Just like fog, witness, ephemerate
WaltzMaster1: 7 mana 4/4 flier what a bomb
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 IbunWest: he is holding up settle mana
 Earthenone: can omen of the sea respond to itself so you could scry 2, then scry 2 and draw 1?
 Mr_Horrible: yes Earthenone
 lirazel64: @jarnatan Explosive plays!
  LRRbot: Revealing Wind [2G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. You may look at each face-down creature that's attacking or blocking.
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WaltzMaster1: what
 aquinas_0: Did the time remaining double in the last hour somehow
 Ard_Rhys: imagine if there was actually a settle the wreckage in one of those packs
 aquinas_0: wow
 EmmaPartlow: Looool
 circusofkirkus: two can play the fog game, Adam
 Mr_Horrible: 
 JinaMahavira: 
 Rodzos: 
 TrickJarrett: James... we need to talk
 themercenary1987: Errrrr.... Power Move?
 nishwastaken: James is playing next level magic
 yatagarasu1177: james wants to play more
 IbunWest:  my opponent is BMing
 jarnatan: Revealing Wind sounds like a ninja getting busted because they farted
  LRRbot: Grotesque Demise [2B] | Instant | Exile target creature with power 3 or less.
 Mr_Horrible: this is professional misconduct
 emilevitt: 
 Justherefortherewards: Rename it Foglander
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sends a message
 thatguysteve2709: Send that message james
 Shoki_Donai: A legal magic move for sure
 PinkrosThunderHorse: now this is what beejlander is all about
 UtilityPunk: T-fogging to assert dominance
 fcloud: james just needs a nat 20 so he can crit through the fog
aceviru: haha
 seepete: BM = Beej manners
 Mr_Horrible: this is magic the way ol Richard Garfield intended
 TehAmelie: *tiny voice* i blew my move silently check *ffAART*
 goatprince: oh hey i got a gift sub 10 minutes ago. thank u rockpushr
  LRRbot: Thwart the Enemy [2G] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
 bytecaster: If it is REALLY funny, is it still BM?
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 Despoiler98: YESSSSSS
 Mr_Horrible: YEEEEESSSSS 
 MrSarkhan:   
 ShifuDaxiongmao: this is how Adam's villain arc starts
 NooninCaz: Every time Adam casts a Fog a piece of James' soul disappears
 Despoiler98:   
 gamercat88: kylo ren MORE meme
 LowUpsideCJ: I can’t stop winning!
 Carlioo: foglander is real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This deck is officially Foglander in my heart
 theymerLoviatar: tur-bo-fog, tur-bo-fog!
 PinkrosThunderHorse: a second fog has hit the table
  LRRbot: Sifter Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.
 frank_the_great:  Fog 
 themercenary1987: ADAM!
 Mr_Horrible: hit a banger
 TehAmelie: Fog, the Beejlander staple
 Despoiler98:  MOAR FOG 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh I'm crying
  LRRbot: Inventor's Goggles [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Whenever an Artificer you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {2}
 TehAmelie: and i mean "the" staple
 Kentosaurus: wow
 zianna_jean: Doh
 themercenary1987: YES!
 Mr_Horrible: what a goddamn game
 EmmaPartlow: I love me a Sifty Wurm
 LowUpsideCJ: 
 spicyFerret_: If you have time to pog, you have time for fog.
aceviru: The stakes have never been
aceviru: Jeeeeesus
OVERKiLL!: waow
David Wood: Indeed, the stakes have never been Jesus.
  LRRbot: Burning-Tree Vandal [2R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Riot / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 thetimelord93: Dang, is it fall already cause all I'm seeing is fog 👀
 fcloud: suspiciously, james plays a card that appears to be hand drawn entitled "fuck your fogs adam"
 jarnatan: Adam asked Beej to get him a London Fog but he misheard and brought a lotta fog
15 raiders from dailytechnewsshow have joined!
 nishwastaken: welcome raiders
 Invitare: you can use Unknown Shores can't you?
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
 Invitare: to make the black?
 andy1503: doesnt adam have double black?
 Earthenone: were any of the 3 lands you botomeb swamps?
 Mr_Horrible: hello raiders 
 Micalovits: But Adam... You have double black
 Justherefortherewards: oh now he gets to gain life off the worm again if James just gives him one more turn
 Mr_Horrible: @Micalovits foil plains deceived me too
BatDragonManDog is paying forward the Gift they got from Mechsican to the community!
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 Mr_Horrible: wait, foil forest
 andy1503: that is the darkest forest apologies
 Invitare: oh that one off-screen is a forest. It looks black
 frank_the_great: Have you tried cheating?
 Micalovits: @Mr_Horrible Yup
 RockPusher:    
 themercenary1987: Hooray!
 Micalovits: Just never listen to chat
 Micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 IanAllenBird:   
 zianna_jean: Woot!
 Mr_Horrible: but yeah that one looked like a swamp to me
 nishwastaken: 
 jarnatan: Ajony!
 valiantPM: @BatDragonManDog ty :3 
 CookieMom: BEEJLANDER!
 Rodzos: 
 TehAmelie: we love when you play it 
 24GMagic: The foil forest does look kinda like a swamp on camera
Forgotten_Sanity: 
 radiowasabi2014: lol
 Despoiler98:    
 shendaras: 
 Shoki_Donai: 
  Texan_Reverend: We certainly love watching this game, at least.
 Mr_Horrible: how fortunate, I love watching beejlander
 Justherefortherewards: now James can retire a Beejlander champion
 Knightlyvalor: More Beejlander!
 Bugberry: OBy B
 Plasterboard: Ob Nix
  Sarah_Serinde: Just over 45 minutes left on the gift sub sale
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: ob nixilis, unshackled
 Micalovits: Ob friend!
 skintbint: ob nixilis the fallen
 Tai114: ob nix cruelty
 Mr_Horrible: Robert Nixilis, He Fell Off
 Redbassist: 
 garunkl: ob nixilis the fallen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the Ob Nixilis
 selarom: MOAR BEEJ
kaziel0: Nixie!
 tehcrashxor: It's Pikachu!
 TehAmelie: ha, the upside down cross forehead fire
 Mr_Horrible: his first iteration, from OG zendikar
 Tai114: Ah yes, Ob Nix the Fallen
 Roszara: the fallen
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KaukoPlays is paying forward the Gift they got from jarnatan to the community!
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 Marvoleath: Bob Nihilist
 Mr_Horrible: oh right he got printed at mythic, too
 Mattmitchell45: Lose your Spark Twice, Shame on You
 Mr_Horrible: wow they had NO idea what they were doing with that rarity back then
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: later, a normal dude
sam_newey: did I miss the Highlander
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: omgggg this card
 Spades_Slicc: oh this is that white sorcery that has kaito and emporere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is some Kamigawa thing
 mastershake29x: @sam_newey nope, match 2 about to start
 jarnatan: @sam_newey You missed the deckbuild and game 1, but more games still to come
 Micalovits: I have no clue what this card is - new kamigawa though
 Mindfire13: When We Were Young?
 NooninCaz: "When We Were Young"
 theymerLoviatar: When We Were Young
 sallomon33: When We Were Young
 Mr_Horrible: no, that's the music festival 
 Mattmitchell45: A Kamigawa Classic, Ninjas and Underdeveloped Stoylines
  Sarah_Serinde: The actual normal Highlander segment is over, we're now in Beejlander
 thraximore: @Mattmitchell45 
 tehcrashxor: @sam_newey You missed the Canadian Highlander.  We're now in Beejlander.
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible it was the first block after Mythic was introduced. Same era as Lotus Cobra being a controversial Mythic.
 garunkl: ah yes....the killers
 Bugberry: Teferi's time twister
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: teferis time twist
sam_newey: war of the spark
 theymerLoviatar: Teferi's Time Twist
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry considering I was around for that, I am aware, lol
 99FineLines: tefipple's nipple gripple
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Teferi's Time something
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: goofy card name sir, but it holds up
 Mattmitchell45: Syncopate-esque art
 Tai114: Teferi spills his juice
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: my first thought was syncopate ya
 EmmaPartlow: Teferi Time Twist
 jarnatan: Teferi's Lemon Twist
 BITs19_: !song
 PinkrosThunderHorse: I thought it might be negate, reminded me of the AFR one
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible just thinking of other Mythics that people had opinions about. For a long time people thought Mythic had to be splashy non-competitive cards.
 Mattmitchell45: With many follow up sequel dance songs
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, KaukoPlays! Welcome to all 5 recipients! (Today's storm count: 761)
 theymerLoviatar: hi Niccy Boo
Arkouda Chien: does anyone know where I can find the subathon schedule?
 jarnatan: Nicole Bowles
 Micalovits: Dragon God Nicy B
 PinkrosThunderHorse: Niccy B
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: dragon-god
 Tai114: nic bolas god-pharaoh?
 EmmaPartlow: Ugin.
 Tai114: No, dragon god
 sallomon33: yeah, dragon god
 Spades_Slicc: Bicolas
 Micalovits: The one that borrows other planeswalekrs abilities
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicol Bolas from Amonket
 sallomon33: god pharaoh is the Amonkhet Block one
 99FineLines: canonically a card with no name
 Tai114: Oops card name visible
 Gaz_L: Nicky B, making a love heart emoji at the player
 EmmaPartlow: It's the WAR one.
 Brozard: Ticol Balls
 Angreed66: bolas got his name back
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: too much damn text
 Tai114: Those dang tall text boxes
 dutchmoose: Horsey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He did tend to have walls of text on his cards
 sallomon33: mesa charger?
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: mistral charger
 Bugberry: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted maybe in Arena since it gets every other PW's abilities.
 fcloud: my little pony
 DeM0nFiRe: Ponyta
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: plains
 Mattmitchell45: Another attempt a White Mana fixing
 Spades_Slicc: Mesa Pegasus
 dutchmoose: Flying Horsey
aceviru: Yes!
  Sarah: http://lrr.cc/schedule
  Sarah: It's also on the discord
Arkouda Chien: ty Sarah
  Sarah: np
Arkouda Chien: I might have to check the discord bc the lrrsite is really slow for me
 Bugberry: Land ramp pegasus?
 sallomon33: ooh jesus christ
 jarnatan: @dutchmoose No, Jar Jar, yousua gungan
 99FineLines: some nonsense simic hybrid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Something from Theros
 sallomon33: I checked and I never would've guessed it
 CastleOtranto: Boros Mastiff
 jarnatan: Ah, wrong reply, damnit, joke ruined
 NooninCaz: Boreas Charger
 DreadPantheon: Columbia - Tri Star
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i play this in kiyomaro sweep
TetraRay: It's a horse of course
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: ohhhhh boreas??
 wordnerdify:   
 TehAmelie: hooray!
 pleonasticTautology: lander, lander, lander
 ArdCollider: hi bob!
 dm818: fixing?!
 Mattmitchell45: So true, Nelson
 Sandeon: pretty swamp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Cori managed to be in 3 colors?
  LRRbot: Warren Weirding [1B] | Kindred Sorcery — Goblin | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If a Goblin is sacrificed this way, that player creates two 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature tokens, and those tokens gain haste until end of turn.
 Invitare: 5 colours!
Flyingdelorion: I agree with Nelson's deckname 100%
  Sarah: Oh try the long version of the link then https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/0/embed?src=loadingreadyrun.com_72jmf1fn564cbbr84l048pv1go@group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Vancouver
  Sarah: I think the site is struggling at the moment
 zianna_jean: Dame!
 zianna_jean: **same. I cannot type.
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: me when i see Judi Dench
 Knightlyvalor: @Flyingdelorion absolutely
 Mr_Horrible: this suit is metalspinner's puzzle - not
  LRRbot: Rupture Spire | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Mr_Horrible: "I have rupture spire" "You should probably get that checked out"
 99FineLines: Nelson is the Wheeler of this format
  LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card metalspinner
  LRRbot: Metalspinner's Puzzleknot [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 Bugberry: Cor on a lean 3 colors.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BrowneePointz: good old Alaras taple
 Austere_Squire: Classic Beejlander 5 Color Bad Stuff deck
 Gaz_L: Nelson is addicted to not playing bad cards so has to be 5c OK Stuff
 Ard_Rhys: green doom blade
 jarnatan: But why is it called Nelson's deck when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
 MDK_Marshal: Oh cool, snapcaster mage!
Oghara: hey friendos
Arkouda Chien: thanks again, that helps a lot
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Snapcaster Snek
Oghara: how did I not know this is going on
 BrowneePointz: You mean Ssssssnapcaster Mage
 EmmaPartlow: Putrid Leech!?!?
  LRRbot: Seller of Songbirds [2W] | Creature — Human [1/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
 Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna be honest if you were playing rupture spire even in alara limited you were in dire straits
 ShifuDaxiongmao: or is it Snekcaster Mage?
 couchboyj: Rupture Spire possibly the best card opened for Beejlander today
 EmmaPartlow: I LOVE Putrid Leech.
 99FineLines: aspcaster
 jarnatan: "what kind of viper are you?" - "Am bush viper!"
 RockPusher:  That Card
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 TehAmelie: it's Lord of the Pit isn't it
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 Joecool190: putrid leech lol
  LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
 bytecaster: A bounce land?!? In Beejlander?
 ThiccNuggt: @breadisbest1 Thanks for the gift sub! you bloody legend!
breadisbest1 is continuing the Gift Sub they got from raulghoulia!
 Mattmitchell45: What part of Theros is that Bird Seller from?
 jarnatan: Judge! The players are playing good cards, is this allowed?
aceviru: peer pressure. always works
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 Mr_Horrible: because i before e except after c 
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: when are they gonna go back to innistrad and make Cellar of Songbirds
YeOldeMark: I before e only after b
 TetraRay: @breadisbest1 Thank you for the gift sub friend!  Its very kind of you to do so!     
 Duudeman1620:     
 Earthenone: double deathtouch, gotta make sure
  LRRbot: Loxodon Partisan [4W] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [3/4] | Battle cry
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyCrispySoybeanUncleNox-VhJHhYWCBvUwcW2L
 Mr_Horrible: now I expect to see a framed copy of that card in Beej's house
 Mr_Horrible: just resting on the mantle
  Texan_Reverend: Yoooo
 RockPusher: Beej may find himself, behind the wheel of a large automobile
  LRRbot: Warren Weirding [1B] | Kindred Sorcery — Goblin | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If a Goblin is sacrificed this way, that player creates two 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature tokens, and those tokens gain haste until end of turn.
  Texan_Reverend: Battle Cry in Beejlander was not something I expected.
 Mattmitchell45: Magic Origins, a lot of mid cards with stately art
 Micalovits: Pretty much
aceviru: yeah that art is a banger
 EmmaPartlow: I miss Loxodon Smiter.
 CaptainSpam: They are loxidons because they spread on bagels. 
  LRRbot: Attended Knight [2W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
 Duudeman1620: but but but… literal actual baby jace…
 Mr_Horrible: I miss Loxodon Punisher (I don't actually but it was fun equipment jank)
 99FineLines: when a loxodon looks at you they get the same emotion that you get when you see a dog
 jarnatan: Remember to never leave your knights unattended
 Mr_Horrible: the Loxodon I *really* miss is Hierarch
 IbunWest: Nelson currently on five color mono white
  LRRbot: Fabrication Module [3] | Artifact | Whenever you get one or more {E}, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {4}, {T}: You get {E}.
 Spades_Slicc: What are the odds that Nelly has cock mods?
 jarnatan: @IbunWest Five weenie?
 singinnonsense: the fab module
 bytecaster: So nelly, anything use energy in your deck?
 PhoenixMelior: Nelson's deck names are always fire
 Mattmitchell45: I wanna know more about Jace's home plane full of Rings and Magical Bullies
 Mr_Horrible: 4, tap: start HRT
  LRRbot: Orzhov Euthanist [2B] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Haunt / When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
 TetraRay: She's got three!
 Mr_Horrible: Haunt 
 99FineLines: so Cori is the Serge of this format
 emilevitt: 
 Mr_Horrible: I love me a Blind Hunter but oh god Haunt was a mess
  LRRbot: Orzhov Keyrune [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {W}{B}: This artifact becomes a 1/4 white and black Thrull artifact creature with lifelink until end of turn.
 schordash: 
 Shadowsoflife: @Mattmitchell45 are there mundane Bullies?
  LRRbot: Sanctuary Lockdown [2W] | Enchantment | Humans you control get +1/+1. / {2}, Tap two untapped Humans you control: Tap target creature an opponent controls.
 jacqui_lantern234: @99FineLines how DARE you bring Cori down to Serge's level 
 bondeulv: misreading cards maybe
 EmmaPartlow: Wow Lockdown is gas
 bytecaster: Cori is the Cori of this format
 Mr_Horrible: yeah that's kinda sick in Beejlander
 Sasu010: Thanks for the gifted sub! i'm sorry i missed it by like an hour
 Hawkwreak: How far are we from the cap at this point?
aceviru: the way she read it broke my heart
 jarnatan: Cori's a steel-cutter
 Mr_Horrible: the knight is such a value common
loufghyslaufey: No way- they're- they're all humans!
 Invitare: Actual 5 colour humans Beejlander deck
 KeroCat: thank you @breadisbest1  for the gifted sub
 Mr_Horrible: 3 power across 2 bodies *and* first strike for 3
 jacqui_lantern234: @jarnatan no! shes a mountain monastery 
 fcloud: reading? in my beejlander?
 bytecaster: Those basic lands are very attractive
 THEcodybauman: I lucked into a gift sub today! Thank you!!!
aceviru: protecc the Cori
aceviru: hahaha. That immediate laughter killed me
 fcloud: you put your land function out, and then you shake it all about,
 THEcodybauman: 
 Mr_Horrible: Beejrock
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 99FineLines: is a danger room not a box for battling?
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 bytecaster: In Beejlander you mulligan to 8, right?
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 jarnatan: If Beej wills it
  Juliamon: the Cori Mountain Range
 BrowneePointz: is Cori Sisyphus?
 99FineLines: one must imagine Sisyphus Cori
 cmdrud87: Did Beej just re-invent Pack Wars?
loufghyslaufey: Have Cori Mulligan but keep the mountains, Beej? <(=w=)>
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 fcloud: reverse mulligan
 jarnatan: Nelson no, that's how we end up with 30-land commander decks!
 fcloud: when garfield says you mulli-can't, beej says you mulli-can
 Sorator13: @KWardJenx there is a 35% discount on gift subs right now, for another 30 minutes!
 Barb4rian: @KWardJenx Funny that you would ask
 innerbeard: !time
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 99FineLines: eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhone more?
 Dumori: @KWardJenx say are they not currently 35% off for this block
Electronicwaffle: Beejlander?! please tell me this is being recorded for later
 Redbassist: !updog
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 Spades_Slicc: !card child of night
  LRRbot: Child of Night [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Lifelink
 99FineLines: Magic Card Or Metal Band: Child of Night
KWardJenx: Well then, don't mind if I do.
 pleonasticTautology: holy CRAP that timer went up a LOT
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 Justherefortherewards: @pleonasticTautology the power of Beejlander
 Sorator13: chiaroscuro, yeah
  LRRbot: Dragon Hatchling [1R] | Creature — Dragon [0/1] | Flying / {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 pleonasticTautology: @Justherefortherewards lander, lander, lander
 theymerLoviatar: chiaroscuro is the word we are looking for
 99FineLines: draGun
  LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
 clawlor_49: 
 jarnatan: Nelson's basically cooked, Cori's gonna jund him out
  LRRbot: Brightwood Tracker [3G] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | {5}{G}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
aceviru: vods will be up later on the mtg channel
aceviru: well, once the marathon ends. otherwise, you can rewind this stream and watch it :D
 pleonasticTautology: what about the drawer to the shark dimension
 jarnatan: Is the muffin of advantage missing?
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  LRRbot: Daybreak Chaplain [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Lifelink
 wedge_x: a wet bar but soup
 fcloud: "i wish i had a wife that would pour my food all over my desk" -- nelson, grudgingly
 Sorator13: Nelly's muffin is indeed missing
 Mr_Horrible: don't break the day, I use that
 99FineLines: food goes in the In tray
 Earthenone: the muffin lives in our heats
 NornsFelidar: beej don't get inspiration from the Sims!
 99FineLines: don't ask what goes in the Out tray
 aClonedPickle: milk drawer separated so there's spots for jugs, bags, and loose milk
  LRRbot: Skeletal Kathari [4B] | Creature — Bird Skeleton [3/2] | Flying / {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature.
Electronicwaffle: the spirit is willing, the phone battery is weak.
 jarnatan: Muffin's back!
 Mr_Horrible: I remember killing people with this card
 Nickiatori: 2008
 BrowneePointz: GIVE US ALARA BACK
 jarnatan: Skeletal Katheter
 BrowneePointz: Cori...Alara is a plane of 5 shattered Mini planes that Nicol Bolas glued back together at the end of the story
 BrowneePointz: it's SUCH a neat setting
 Mr_Horrible: also Carl's grixis art was great
 MookGB: Alara best plane best block
 Lord_Hosk: Look at Beej with his desk and his spouse and his food. sooo decadent.
 Barb4rian: @jarnatan 
 99FineLines: Alara isn't five places, it's five people
  LRRbot: Fabrication Module [3] | Artifact | Whenever you get one or more {E}, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {4}, {T}: You get {E}.
 niccus: why did he glue it back again
 Mr_Horrible: @99FineLines and 1 giant baby
 BrowneePointz: to get his spark back
aceviru: truuuuuu
  Sarah: Yeah they will have edited versions of everything from this subathon up on YouTube after the event is over
aceviru: Flavor text being relevant
  Sarah: The full vod will also stick around on Twitch for 2 months
Electronicwaffle: I'm just glad it's still around. I felt like I was the only person who liked it
 Nickiatori: @niccus so he could fight ajani
 BrowneePointz: he caused the conflux and used the resulting energy to reignite his spark
 Mr_Horrible: @niccus released a lot of power so he could re-spark himself after time spiral
 Nickiatori: was Bolas stuck on alara after time spiral?
 BrowneePointz: no
 jarnatan: Alara getting unsharded and Tarkir getting un-Khan'ed were some good story beats that made the essence of their settings less interesting
 99FineLines: step 1: mend Alara. step 2: ?????? step 3: POWER!!!!!
  LRRbot: Miner's Bane [4RR] | Creature — Elemental [6/3] | {2}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: Bolas resurrected during Time Spiral
 theymerLoviatar: you're face to face with beejlander and it's strange
 BrowneePointz: he like...found a version of himself not dead and reinhabited that body or something?
John Hill: wonder if anyone has made a cube that's all cards with "at least 2 sentences of flavor text" or something similar
  Sarah: Lots of people like it, but I think it's a sometimes food :P
aceviru: wait are we talking about the flavor text or beejlander
 witchy_snake: Look at thumbnail, "Canadian Highlander", sees beej in the thumbnail. You can't fool me! It's Beejlander!
 99FineLines: a 6/3? won't that be painful?
 Nickiatori: How did Bolas get to Alara without a spark?
  r10pez10: train
  LRRbot: Pharika's Libation [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
 EmmaPartlow: @Nickiatori Uber.
 Mr_Horrible: mmm, libations 
 BrowneePointz: look if there's a walker who knew how to travel without a spark it's Bolas
 theymerLoviatar: Wasn't Tezzeret around with Alara, did he make a hole for Bolas
  LRRbot: Captivating Unicorn [4W] | Creature — Unicorn [4/4] | Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
 BrowneePointz: Tezz is from Esper
 Mr_Horrible: he was, but he couldn't do that by that point
 RealGamerCow: That evergreen mechanic Constellation
 Nickiatori: I dont think Tezzy could make holes till aether revolt
  Sarah: I was talking about Beejlander
Electronicwaffle: here in the states, I saw versions of the repack sets once in a blue moon, 20 cards for a dollar, 20 card packs only.
 jarnatan: Well the guy who killed him, Tetsuo Umezawa, is descended from a guy that came from Kamigawa to Dominaria without a spark
 anhakha: I just joined the stream. I see beej. Is this beejlander?!?
 HedronGrindah: @EmmaPartlow he takes uber instead of public transit so that you know he's the bad guy
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes, yes it is
 niccus: as you can tell by the high quality of cards played, it's beejlander
 NooninCaz: @anhakha Correct!
 Spades_Slicc: Play with your library on the card reader
  Sarah_Serinde: It does still say Canadian Highlander in the title, but that was earlier
 99FineLines: i keep my creatures physically close but at medium emotional distance
 RockPusher: niccus only the most powerful magic in Beejlander!
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  LRRbot: Raging Redcap [2R] | Creature — Goblin Knight [1/2] | Double strike
 RealGamerCow: What level 5 Judge rules have come out tghis year
aceviru: Ah ok. Beejlander does have that overpowering taste
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 Nigouki: Mr. President a second deck shadow has hit the player surface
 jarnatan: @RealGamerCow He just had Cori mull to 8
  LRRbot: Rakdos Roustabout [1BR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
 Mr_Horrible: it's no Grim Roustabout, but it'll do
 99FineLines: top three roustabouts
 Knightlyvalor: If only there was a playmat that showed the layout... 
 Nickiatori: on board tricks
 anhakha: So, how does one go about becoming a Level 5 Super Judge?
   LoadingReadyRun: All about the Roustabouts
 jarnatan: I believe you have to become Beej
  LRRbot: Scythe Leopard [G] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 aClonedPickle: @anhakha just wait for the beejdrop
 jacqui_lantern234: @anhakha one doesnt 
 RelwinEJ: There's a sludge pool hidden somewhere
 Flyingdelorion: @Knightlyvalor Ridiculous! Who would make such a playmat?
 Scrubbodiestobears: @jarnatan Crapshots have taught me that's not that hard
 99FineLines: seems to require integer underflowing your magic rules knowledge
 Nigouki: @anhakha The ceremony is called the Beej Drop
 anhakha: So if Beej ever goes away, someone has to become the replacement beej?
 anhakha: Like with agent smith in the matrix 2/3?
 TetraRay: I saw nothing
 jarnatan: The prophecy foretells that when the Beej drops. Meejes shall become Beejes
Electronicwaffle: fwiw, I took Sarah's meaning on sometimes food. and, well, I understand the logic there. acceptance, if not approval of the same
  Sarah: Oh yeah I totally understand wanting more. I just wouldn't worry that no one else likes it :)
ShadeRicter: scythecat cub it is not
Electronicwaffle: it speaks to my Johnny profile
  LRRbot: Drown in Filth [BG] | Sorcery | Choose target creature. Mill four cards, then that creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each land card in your graveyard.
 Angreed66: @anhakha It's already happened hundreds of time before
 jarnatan: All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again
 NooninCaz: Draft? What are we drafting?
 shendaras: 
 TetraRay: 
 foopoiuyt: BeejLander.... lander... lander...
 Greyah: Hey what the heck happened to the timer.
 Nickiatori: @NooninCaz people the chat is off to war
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 jarnatan: That ^
  r10pez10: whoa
 iris_of_ether:    
 UtilityPunk: Alright chat, swap your drafts and draft your fluids 
 Greyah: Oh I see.
 TetraRay:       
 Simbionis: woah!!!
 TehAmelie: yowsa
 Flyingdelorion: Thanks Beejlander people!
 Plasterboard: the 35% sub sandwich is still in effect
 Barb4rian: Owowow the 100
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 Jillexie: Rockpusher!
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Lord_Hosk: More like Sub pusher
 phoenixfeather14: holy moly, Rockpusher!
  Sarah_Serinde: That's their second set of 100
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 Mr_Horrible: they're practically giving the subs away 
 ContingentCat: DAMN Rockpusher again?! 
 Sethalidos: are we at cap?
 iris_of_ether: That's such a good draft
 Tai114: Oh hell yeah
 Manitu_25: siiiick
 EmmaPartlow: Oh this'll slap
 Manitu_25: so hype
 thetimelord93: Baldurs Gate draft rocks!!!+
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 Manitu_25: somebody play my girl karlach
 SymphonySolstice: @sethalidos not yet, need about 29 hours
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh a bauldur's gate draft
 thetimelord93: Did one last month. It was so fun.
 notpsion: @Sethalidos close but not yet iirc
 RockPusher: I mean, with the current value 
 Knightlyvalor: The store is back up as well!
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm gonna go touch grass
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 Mr_Horrible: time to go do dishes and mash potatoes
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 pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna nap because i have a headache
 IanAllenBird: o7
 pleonasticTautology: but i guess i have to leave the tab open???
 SymphonySolstice: IT'S PIKACHU!
 Spades_Slicc: need add 5 more hours on the clock to hit cap
 jacqui_lantern234: @pleonasticTautology rest up, friendo 
 fcloud: joke's on you, i'm buying a fridge on amazon rn  gottem
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 Redbassist: !magazine
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 innerbeard: @pleonasticTautology I'm gonna need you to relate that to a major household appliance
CooperTheClearestBlue is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 20 in the channel!
CooperTheClearestBlue gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheFuriousBeast!
CooperTheClearestBlue gifted a Tier 1 sub to florgness!
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CooperTheClearestBlue gifted a Tier 1 sub to King0fTheHobos!
CooperTheClearestBlue gifted a Tier 1 sub to the_garfielf!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, CooperTheClearestBlue! Welcome to TheFuriousBeast, florgness, Thecrdbrdsamurai, DungeoneeringDuck, MaxP0ti0n, JonasKJW, Monkidota, joy1280, King0fTheHobos, and the_garfielf! (Today's storm count: 925)
 ContingentCat: It's Clefairy!
 witchy_snake: Isn't it a 2 pick draft as well? I feel like I remember something of that style for CL:BfBG
 letsbelgo: I hate that the Subathon is going on at the same time as Evo
 adambomb625: It's Jigglypuff seen from above!
 Angreed66: How close is the hard cap?
 Bugberry: trinisphere
Lord_Hosk: Another Bump in the night!
 EmmaPartlow: Orb.
 thetimelord93: @witchy_snake yes! Pick 2.
 Youwert: scry corb
 Bugberry: other orb I think actually
 Spades_Slicc: @Angreed66 5 hours
Electronicwaffle: go rotate your fluids.
aceviru: Hahaha. Got there
Electronicwaffle: I'm... I've never heard that before, ... stealing it immediately
 CAKHost: Ball
 pleonasticTautology: @jacqui_lantern234 
 Redbassist: It's Pikachu 
 Bugberry: stax arfiactr
 jarnatan: You pick 2 in Commander Legends draft, yes (BG is a Commander Legends set)
 KeytarCat: I got here just in time for break to start!
 KeytarCat: I like the break game
 99FineLines: jigglypuff....seen from above
 pleonasticTautology: @innerbeard uhhh, is a bed an appliance
 Bugberry: I'm completely wrong
 fcloud: no, bed is a furniture
  r10pez10: pick-14 draft when
RelwinEJ is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
RelwinEJ gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mastervebrin!
RelwinEJ gifted a Tier 1 sub to victoriancryptid!
RelwinEJ gifted a Tier 1 sub to Shwiwwy!
RelwinEJ gifted a Tier 1 sub to MoskowitzRocket!
RelwinEJ gifted a Tier 1 sub to LokiTarrishar!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, RelwinEJ! Welcome to Mastervebrin, victoriancryptid, Shwiwwy, MoskowitzRocket, and LokiTarrishar! (Today's storm count: 930)
 jarnatan: Bed is an aspiration
 Bugberry: ally savanah lions
 fcloud: 5/5 artifact furniture with soothing
 RockPusher: The table unhinging its jaw
 jarnatan: Card kinda looks like a bagpiper
 RockPusher: Summon the drafting trapezium!!!
aceviru: James noo that's how you mess up your lower back :v
 MegaTrain: did they say what draft they’re doing?
McArgh is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 49 in the channel!
McArgh gifted a Tier 1 sub to jedishen!
McArgh gifted a Tier 1 sub to OdinsBeard7!
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McArgh gifted a Tier 1 sub to LadyDKat!
McArgh gifted a Tier 1 sub to jabisbad!
McArgh gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheStrongFalcon!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, McArgh! Welcome to jedishen, OdinsBeard7, snowmonkey99, panddaa, Finalsora811, SuperKrickit, its_numba_whan, LadyDKat, jabisbad, and TheStrongFalcon! (Today's storm count: 940)
 Sorator13: @MegaTrain Baldur's Gate commander draft
 Simonark: BfBG
 Tai114: @MegaTrain CLB
 BITs19_: oh wow I've never seen how that table goes together
 CAKHost: By the way mods, on the Sim's Thread in Discord, I saw some people writing about them doing something better than clips? Is that just for the Sims or does it cover the whole Sub A Thon?
 99FineLines: the trapezoid of grapezoid
cheetoJack is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
cheetoJack gifted a Tier 1 sub to CatboyVyse!
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cheetoJack gifted a Tier 1 sub to 22bebo!
cheetoJack gifted a Tier 1 sub to Palmento!
cheetoJack gifted a Tier 1 sub to joejune1!
cheetoJack gifted a Tier 1 sub to cardboardrobotarmy!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, cheetoJack! Welcome to CatboyVyse, borderlandminotaur, tedcuzemissle, SpicyNeckbeard, bamojam, doubledbear, 22bebo, Palmento, joejune1, and cardboardrobotarmy! (Today's storm count: 950)
 jarnatan: For a second it looked like they were just gonna put us to sleep with the table
 bondeulv: @MegaTrain yeah, commander legends 2: battle for baldur's gate
 Carlioo: I love this art
 CAKHost: Because if I am being annoying making clips I'll stop!
 theymerLoviatar: Blastoise
  Juliamon: CAKHost No, please keep making clips!
 MegaTrain: oh sweet. 8 person draft, 2 pods of 4?
 KeytarCat: That sure is a turtle
  r10pez10: please keep clipping the simulation
 Carlioo: I love this turtle
 CAKHost: Yay! 
 jarnatan: You should only stop clipping if you're clipping through the floor. If you reach the subocean you clipped too far
saiarcot895 is gifting 15 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 55 in the channel!
saiarcot895 gifted a Tier 1 sub to AHayes31!
saiarcot895 gifted a Tier 1 sub to astrosmasher!
saiarcot895 gifted a Tier 1 sub to corneelius13!
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saiarcot895 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheMorbidToast!
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 Mechsican: diabolic intent
 bondeulv: diabolic intent
 Knightlyvalor: Now I want the good catfood
 Sorator13: @CAKHost I think that's just a possible compilation of Sims clips, specifically, being discussed. And folks possibly going back to clip from the vod for that purpose.
 themercenary1987: Diabolic Intent
 CAKHost: Thanks mods! 
 witchy_snake: Uh, first time hearing that song, damn an jam
 eddy_thegr8: !subathon
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twitch Bits also can be used: 500 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 1000 Bits will add 2 minutes).
 Mr_Bitterness: Love this song, its very Persona 5 in its grove
 EmmaPartlow: Diabolic Intent
 Nickiatori: swords to plowshares
 corneelius13: @saiarcot895, tak for gaveabonnementet!
 CAKHost: @Sorator13 Ahhh so they don't miss the live action.
 Simonark: I love that this community all know Diabolic Intent so quickly.
 Nickiatori: got it
 ContingentCat: How close are we to the subathon cap?
sweatylegos subscribed with Prime.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, sweatylegos! (Today's storm count: 966)
Lord_Hosk: Why am I getting an Add when im subbed?
 Sorator13: @CAKHost More that lotta folks aren't awake to clip it live, I think
 CAKHost: Phooey to me though, I like to clip in the moment :3
 EmmaPartlow: Coral Sword
 KeytarCat: I like this card
  Juliamon: Lord_Hosk Your badge is missing
 theymerLoviatar: Cor, Al Sword
 CAKHost: @Sorator13 That's fair!
saiarcot895 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lord_Hosk! They have given 56 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Lord_Hosk! (Today's storm count: 967)
 Sorator13: but yes, keep making clips! nothing annoying about that!
 saiarcot895: @Lord_Hosk because you weren't, I think 
DarkestClaptrap02: oh, best format!
 Carlioo: faris! my girl!
 EmmaPartlow: @Carlioo FFV is such a banger!
 CAKHost: I did miss the toilet bats so hopefully someone gets those
 Lord_Hosk: Did my sub end... DURRING THAT AD BREAK?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Appears so
 flatluigi: @Lord_Hosk they'd been waiting. time to fix it
 ArdCollider: seemed like it. it said "previously subscribed for"
 sallomon33: sphere of safety
 Mr_Bitterness: Sphere of Safety
 Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk hey, that just means you got to resub during the subathon!
 EmmaPartlow: Another Orb.
 Knightlyvalor: @Lord_Hosk it is back, I saw the same issue with I believe PhoenixMelior earlier this week
 CodenameBluebird1: sphere of safety
 Angreed66: propaganda on steroids
 Nickiatori: sphere of safety!
 CAKHost: Oh hey a card to meet @Lord_Hosk situation! XD
 Sorator13: @Knightlyvalor It's back because they resubbed
 Twilight_Spark: It's Pikachu.
 GedankenPalast_: safety sphere, strong card
 saiarcot895: @Sorator13 more specifically, I gifted him a sub
 A_Dub888: personal bubble
 Simonark: Sphere of Someone Else Is In Danger
 Sorator13: @saiarcot895 nice!
 aumonar: this song slaps
 Lord_Hosk: At the bottom of the screen It said your sub ends today but when I clicked it said I couldnt use my prime sub because my sub was active.
 CastleOtranto: Mila Jovovich is about to drive a motorcycle through that stained glass window.
 Hauwulf: its pretty, whatever it is
 jarnatan: By the way, who won in the Wheeler vs Wheeler match?
 CodenameBluebird1: Danitha something something from DMU
 Nickiatori: anyone else groving along to this song
 A_Dub888: healing salve?
 Mindfire13: Renewed faith
aceviru: I can never not hear this and not associate it with that episode of Friday Nights
 nyc_mtg: pikachu
 Sorator13: @jarnatan Right Wheeler, I believe
  Juliamon: Lord_Hosk Yeah, there's a gap between when it expires and when you can re-up it
 Nickiatori: busted!
 jarnatan: The Right Honourable Wheeler strikes again
 Lord_Hosk: WOW
 RockPusher: Hi G
  Juliamon: it's dumb as fuck but that's Amazon for you
The_Real_Chicky is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 7 in the channel!
The_Real_Chicky gifted a Tier 1 sub to drdonski!
The_Real_Chicky gifted a Tier 1 sub to manticporduct!
The_Real_Chicky gifted a Tier 1 sub to woeisbo!
The_Real_Chicky gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gapjumper!
The_Real_Chicky gifted a Tier 1 sub to Shinso83!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, The_Real_Chicky! Welcome to drdonski, manticporduct, woeisbo, Gapjumper, and Shinso83! (Today's storm count: 972)
 sallomon33: thraben slayer?
 A_Dub888: @Sorator13 heck of an effort from Wheeler though
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableEnticingWormPanicVis-rHk4_ki6vQSTXj2M
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 oh, Wheeler put in an excellent showing; not his fault that he lost to Wheeler
 99FineLines: Wheeler won the die roll obv
 Nickiatori: huh this card is cool
 themercenary1987: Battle For Baldurs Gate Draft?
 A_Dub888: estrid's invocation
 Mechsican: estrid's invocation
 waterIiIIy:  thx for the gift sub from a few hours ago 
 Mechsican: damn
 Nickiatori: Estrid invocation
 waterIiIIy:     
 CAKHost: Oh no...I just realize that BLRR is dangerously close to how we observe the Sims!
 jarnatan: Estrid's On Vacation
 A_Dub888: @Nickiatori you're cool
 flatluigi: oh what track is this
 CAKHost: LIFE imatates ART
 witchy_snake: We in Metroid now? Wot?
 flatluigi: this is very metroid prime
 Redbassist: Bleffy
 bondeulv: suddenly metroid prime
 themercenary1987: Whats the money on someone pulling Minsc and Boo?
 Nickiatori: @A_Dub888 thanks dad!
 jarnatan: Did LRR unlock a new soundpack?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey it's that Metroid Prime track
 KamikaziManiac: Metroid prime indeed
 CastleOtranto: I don't recall this song
 flatluigi: someone use our shared braincell to identify this bgc track
 NooninCaz: Weapons Trainer
  Juliamon: This is the CD-ROM Experience collective track
 jarnatan: @themercenary1987 I am somehow 100% sure it will be Wheeler
 undecided44: Pikachu!!!!!!!!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is the one that plays when you fight the intro boss
 EmmaPartlow: Weapons Specialist
 thetimelord93: @themercenary1987 yep!
 iris_of_ether:    
 CAKHost: Are we sure the record isn't skipping
 CAKHost: Oh nevermind XD
 witchy_snake: This sure is a song mood flip x3
 Nickiatori: put put?
 99FineLines: and this is from Federation Force i guess
 Sleepy__Alice: Was that the Parasite Queen boss music?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
  Juliamon: Do I have to link the skit again?
 gamercat88: the girl from MadMax film
 emilevitt: very skrunkly jam 
 undecided44: Fuuuu..........
 Nickiatori: oh huh neat card
 CAKHost: @Juliamon I'm always down for a skit
 Nickiatori: hat set card
 sallomon33: lilah, slickshot someone
  Juliamon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuSzCey1t6I
 A_Dub888: some outlaw from thunder junction
tsp397 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
tsp397 gifted a Tier 1 sub to meestacalf!
tsp397 gifted a Tier 1 sub to justalog96!
tsp397 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Boltarion!
tsp397 gifted a Tier 1 sub to J_trans_rights!
tsp397 gifted a Tier 1 sub to FourTwo0ne!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, tsp397! Welcome to meestacalf, justalog96, Boltarion, J_trans_rights, and FourTwo0ne! (Today's storm count: 977)
 theymerLoviatar: Lilah, Undefeated Slickshot
 RockPusher: Wheeeeeee
John Hill: oh, i know this card! I drafted it before...I remember it's ability but not it's name
 99FineLines: HaT sEt hAT SeT
 RockPusher: Go Dolly!
 jarnatan: Yondu, Merry Poppins Y'all
 ravenlord_xix: @A_Dub888 "What are we, some kind of Outlaws from Thunder Junction?"
 KamikaziManiac: Not playing magic for a year has made me bad at this game
 CastleOtranto: @Juliamon Thank you!
 Nickiatori: dog
 theymerLoviatar: dog
 KamikaziManiac: Volcanic rumbler?
bunn_tech is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 40 in the channel!
bunn_tech gifted a Tier 1 sub to CCpyro_!
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bunn_tech gifted a Tier 1 sub to DarkestClaptrap02!
bunn_tech gifted a Tier 1 sub to MonkeySearch!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, bunn_tech! Welcome to CCpyro_, kasona, K_sommer, Erikalulz4113, CptFiasco6, pubert183, Invasion_mcmikey, JedofYork, DarkestClaptrap02, and MonkeySearch! (Today's storm count: 987)
 sallomon33: huh
 ThePixelSavage: Adam is that Magic card
Isitmeorisitme1: molten gorilla
 Nickiatori: yep doh
 Nickiatori: dog
 Boltarion: Magmatic?
 witchy_snake: @J_trans_rights based name
  Sarah_Serinde: 5 mins left on the gift sub discounts!
 thetimelord93: This song is insane when you have twitch going and YouTube with the delay 😂
 KamikaziManiac: I was right, booya
 kasona: Woo! Gift Sub! Thanks!!!
 Nickiatori: yep dog
 KamikaziManiac: Ph, rAMbler, not rumbler, dang
 NooninCaz: Hallowed Haunting?
 Nickiatori: Hallowed haunting
 theymerLoviatar: Hallowed Haunting
 sallomon33: yup
 Strebenherz: haunted by dorks
 theymerLoviatar: sick card
 Redbassist: !explain cardreader
  LRRbot: The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at deckedbuilder.com and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at https://github.com/paul-lrr/nifty-recognizer
 Nickiatori: this card won me lots of games in standard
 A_Dub888: that one enchantment I want but is like $10
David Wood: It looks like they're setting up for a six-player game of some sort. Exciting!
David Wood: Or... dare I say it? Eight?
Tai114 is paying forward the Gift they got from andy_ink to the community!
Tai114 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
Tai114 gifted a Tier 1 sub to guardianzero666!
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 Mechsican: bun
Tai114 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Alienfirst!
Tai114 gifted a Tier 1 sub to shib71!
Tai114 gifted a Tier 1 sub to themost52!
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 A_Dub888: baylen
 theymerLoviatar: Baylen
 lunaniq: Baylen, the haymaker
 Nickiatori: baylen the haymaker
 undecided44: Hey chat... how long until prices stabilize on cards from the "special guest list" in EOE? I opened one in a prele
 Boltarion: Baylen
 jacqui_lantern234: BAElen
 undecided44: Ase
 jarnatan: Baylan Skoll, Fallen Jedi
 99FineLines: do not the rabbit
 thetimelord93: Baylen beater
 undecided44: *pre-release
  r10pez10: bayleen
hotgreenflames is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
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 Nickiatori: 1000 subs today!!!
 Redbassist:   
 Angreed66: rishkar expertise
Territan: 1000 subs is kind of crazy.
 jarnatan: Rishkar's Expertise!
 Boltarion: Rishkars expertise
Isitmeorisitme1: it may never end
 cahe: Rishkar's Expertise
 Nickiatori: Rishkars expertise
 RoeDent89: Wow that timer has shot up!
 MalFnord does headmath... another three hours left to go before we hit cap
 HadesLeprechaun: Draw 18 in my Yargle and Multani deck
RockPusher is gifting 100 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
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artemi7: 1 pod of 8!
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 TehAmelie: we're over the cap if i'm counting right 
Anomalous_Chime: Cap get!
 stippledotter:   
 MalFnord: WE CAPPED!
 satoribearpuncher: Woot cap. Now the ice cream count
 Bugberry: !card faceless one
  LRRbot: Faceless One [5] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Background [3/3] | If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color. / Choose a Background
 PhuzNutz: Has anyone here ever actually received a button? I'm oh for 5 on asking in my Card Kingdom orders
 gamercat88: cap reached
 CastleOtranto:   
 stippledotter: I cream!
 RockPusher: Ice cream countdown
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 Jillexie: CAP
 NorthstarTex: ICREAM!
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 trebuchetboy: !card prismatic piper
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 wiigamer1995: !card minsk and boo
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aceviru: boo this man
aceviru: a whole ice cream truck
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 TehAmelie: you can't even make a truck of macaroni, trust me i trued
 drcthulu: yes but unfortunatly it's tiger tail
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 witchy_snake: Anyone gonna put "Capped" text over the timer?
 DeM0nFiRe: LIVE 
 TehAmelie: i would like a pool of soft serve right now
kaziel0: I like how "Chrono Trigger?" got a suprising reaction from Serge.
 gualdhar: man imagine we didn't get there and got cheated out of live for the month
 Territan: @TehAmelie Now THAT depends on how thick you make the cheese sauce.
 drcthulu: Duck Detective is on the quwase
 NorthstarTex: Never undersetimate chat
 Jillexie: Adam, never doubt chat 
 99FineLines: but the Timer refused to change...
 MalFnord: I always doubt chat, because that's how my brain works, and I'm always happy to be wrong. 
 EmmaPartlow: Oh look, a banned Pauper card
 Spades_Slicc: Adam, are you allowed to play Minsc and Boo if you find it?
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 Marvoleath: they made a Lander token into a card? D:
 flatluigi: reminder to all arena players that most of these cards are going to be different to what you think they are from the art
 99FineLines: the sign says no Minscs and Boos, we're allowed one.
 Nickiatori: Snerge got a sub?
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 themercenary1987: I like it...
 BrowneePointz: Loading
 Shadowsoflife: Ready
 Boltarion: Grab the puzzle box
 NooninCaz: Adam take the box!
 TehAmelie: time for disorientation!
 Dromos_GHG: Run
 99FineLines: other way round G, you've A-seen the different cards
 KamikaziManiac: Sorry, graham. That's rough
 Angreed66: At least the effects will be the same for the omen paths
 Bugberry: At least with "through the omenpaths" the rules text shouldn't be different.
 jarnatan: Yeah a lot of the origin companion card art reflects their early access appearance, not their retail appearance
 letsbelgo: Take the lasagna
 Boltarion: I Ben gets that box
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 drcthulu: oh yeah that little chestnut
 thetimelord93: The master chef is pretty fun
 TehAmelie: gotta dial in the power of the rollerskate
OVERKiLL!: done with that dentist tho
aceviru: wooo
aceviru: did the dentist survive
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 EmmaPartlow: Orb.
 nyc_mtg: i do be walking here
 NooninCaz: Do it Stark! Take the arc reactor!
 raulghoulia: Battle for Baldurs Gate is my favorite draft format
 Lord_Hosk: Its counfounding isn't it Graham
 99FineLines: Riftwing Cardskate
 TehAmelie: aha, i see the wisdom of putting the two guys with the biggest reach on the wide end
 PhoenixMelior: Eep
 nyc_mtg: if i had a million dollars? 2 cards. at the same time.
 jarnatan: Two cards. At the same time.
Søren Bach: This is probably my favorite draft set of all time only set I ever made a set cube for so that I can draft it with friends forever
OVERKiLL!: messed em up somethin propper
aceviru: let's go
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 Zanzabar_: how often do people take cards just for the art/treatment when they draft?
 TehAmelie: @nyc_mtg you mean you'd bribe the table to let you pick two at once?
 Micalovits: I mean, its reasonably balanced in 4 player
 Isaac3567: @Zanzabar_ Depends whether Jacob is drafting or not
 g0blinslide: Initiative in multiplayer is totally fine and fun. It's broken in 1v1.
 99FineLines: i miss Cogwork Librarian
 Zanzabar_: @Isaac3567 haha I can see that.
 Knightlyvalor: Thanks LRR, mods, chat for being great, it's midnight here so I'm going to leave.
 singinnonsense: it's almost like it was designed for 4 players
 grizzlybeer40: <message deleted>I'll donate 175 subs if Mark Rosewater tweets or mentions one pro-Palestine sentiment. (He won't)
aceviru: well I'm case you missed it: 8 players drafting their edh deck to play them later in two 4 player pods
OVERKiLL!: this set is dope
 Terminal423: Hell yeah Commander Draft 100 100 100 100 100
 Stormgod519: mood, Adam
 phoenixfeather14: @Knightlyvalor Have a good night!
 nyc_mtg: generally taking cards that are banned in constructed formats is a good draft strategy
  Juliamon: Let's Party
 Stormgod519: oh my god, that meme
 DNAli3n: your recent lrrmtg playing pauper got me to fire up mtgo again for the first time in years, just jamming pauper
artemi7: Aare those new shoes?!
 niccus: oh my god boots
Søren Bach: I have been lurking but had to speak when my favorite set was being drafted
aceviru: DJ Thalid. And another 1/1
 Stormgod519: Gluntch!
  Juliamon: I literally own the official CD
 youcantlistentobuttons: Oh my, 28 hours again?!
 Stormgod519: my freind!
 flatluigi: @youcantlistentobuttons we're capped! currently counting down to ice cream
artemi7: Adam could go Abzan...
 BrowneePointz: yes
 TehAmelie: my people will call your people, let's have gluntch
 Stormgod519: yep
 Stormgod519: no
 BrowneePointz: all 3 of the Dead Three Gods
 BrowneePointz: and yes Tiamat
 Shadowsoflife: Maybe
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @nyc_mtg Cards that are banned in Pauper on the grounds of not being printed at common?
 BrowneePointz: oh wait tiamat was AFR
 Bugberry: There is the Gates commander who is Sultai
 Stormgod519: Tiamat is the other D&D set
 nyc_mtg: @IaCthulhuFthagn ya know, you got me there
 robobeau: Stupid boy... Stupid boy... Let's crack some packs! Let's party!
 BrowneePointz: Bhaal is Jund, Myrkul is Abzan and Bane is Esper
 youcantlistentobuttons: @flatluigi Congrats! That's friggin awesome!
 raulghoulia: also Miirym
 BrowneePointz: for Graham's sake
 CAKHost: Has Card Car been given a name yet?
 Montesque64: You can gluntch if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, but my friends all gluntch, and if they don't gluntch...they're not playing green white.
 Stormgod519: Miirym is in this set...
Søren Bach: Im currently experimenting with adding a bonus sheet or something with afr cards and the dnd commander precons cards instead of the random slot for the foil
aceviru: That's the second time I've heard that meme. I feel young again
OVERKiLL!: CL D&D:BFBG MTG
 BrowneePointz: oh yea and Miirym in Temur
 TehAmelie: Pack-a-track?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @nyc_mtg In fact, I would argue that in chaos draft, drafting cards only because they are not legal in modern is probably on average a bad strategy.
 hotgreenflames: dynaheir is jeskai
 Stormgod519: the most important meal of the day
 CAKHost: Nice!
 Bugberry: Nine-fingers Keene is the Sultai gates commander.
 groulux: @Montesque64 I was singing that in ,my kitchen!
 EmmaPartlow: Still wanna build a Mazzy Deck
 BusTed: gottem
 ContingentCat: lol boom roasted
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Watching at 160p on Premier Inn wifi
 jarnatan: Serge said, minutes before going "Pivot!"
 emilevitt: 
 TehAmelie: yeah i think the card car's name should be Pack-a-track. Or track-a-pack.
 BrowneePointz: Jan Jansen was Mardu
 emilevitt: what words!
 Stormgod519: uh oh...
 Stormgod519: I was about to say
 RandomTrivia: What that absolute BUS did you do to the clock?!
 ArkhamArchivist: my lousy grandpa's deck Has no card, Kaiba!
 frank_the_great: *Throws it into the ocean*
 BrowneePointz: Mazzy was Naya
 Montesque64: oop, time briefly ceased to exist
 UtilityPunk: Your grandfather built decks with 6/6 cards for 6
aceviru: @overkill game by Richard Garfield
 ContingentCat: that's what you get for being so entertaining 
 BrowneePointz: and Zevlor was Grixis
 CAKHost: @TehAmelie Both are extremely valid
 e_bloc: stop the draft, subathons over
 BrowneePointz: I think there's 8 or 10 3 color
 EmmaPartlow: GLUNCH
 theymerLoviatar: This set has 10 three-color legends
 drcthulu: He's the Glunchiest
 CAKHost: The Glunchler
 DreadPantheon: glunch is in my two headed giant support coomander deck
 BrowneePointz: oh and Gorion. yea there's a full cycle of 3 color Legends Graham
 witchy_snake: Good, if I had to choose for wheeler, I wanted him to play glunch/WG
 DreadPantheon: also, definitely not a jellyfish lol
  unarmedoracle: [starts humming Billie Eilish's "Gluntch"]
 TehAmelie: Madeleine Gluntch
 fcloud: this is now an ASMR stream
 theymerLoviatar: Bane, Bhaal, Dynaheir, Gorion, Jan Jansen, Mazzy, Miirym, Myrkul, Nine-Fingers Keene, and Zevlor
 frank_the_great: It's called signalling, and it's integral to drafting
 Stormgod519: oh wow, Gut
 nyc_mtg: pauper all star prophetic prism
 gualdhar: wait what happens if you don't draft a commander?
 Stormgod519: you die
 MrQBear: @gualdhar Shamed into the Wastelands.
 KharadBanar: My grandfather's draft set has no prophetic cards, Wheeler!
 flatluigi: @gualdhar there's a fallback generic
 theymerLoviatar: @gualdhar you are offered a non-colored commander that you pick a color for
 hotgreenflames: nameless one can be both your commanders, 2 color
 Stormgod519: writes down Minsc and Boo?
 Marvoleath: you can play double faceless
 99FineLines: >not having a commander in Current Year
 theymerLoviatar: @hotgreenflames Faceless One, not nameless
 e_bloc: prismatic piper?
 frank_the_great: You get the shitty colorless one that you can name a color with
 Stormgod519: so its one of two
 Stormgod519: Minsc and Boo or WPA
 flatluigi: !card faceless one
  LRRbot: Faceless One [5] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Background [3/3] | If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color. / Choose a Background
 Voidhawk42: Gotta be WPA
 Nickiatori: Serge drafted strip mine?
 drcthulu: the giants is absurd too
 Micalovits: Did Minsc and Boo become pointed?
 Stormgod519: YES
 Stormgod519: sorry caps lock
 IbunWest: I feel like you have to try really hard not to draft a commander
 hotgreenflames: @theymerLoviatar thanks!
aceviru: it's so jover
OVERKiLL!: CL D&D:BFBG MTG agbrg WoTC btyb LRR
Søren Bach: It’s probably irrelevant for this draft, but don’t forget that Mahadi, Emporium Master is no longer a cat as of the raksasha changes that dropped i wanna say late last year
 Stormgod519: Minsc and Boo and WPA got pointed in the same update
 g0blinslide: White plum adventurer?
 Stormgod519: yes
 Stormgod519: WPA is the adventurar
 Stormgod519: adventurer
 99FineLines: so Adam was Raised by Giants, right?
 e_bloc: white plume adventurer is a house
 Stormgod519: @99FineLines obviously
 jarnatan: Adam is just looking for fogs
 Stormgod519: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Stormgod519: Wilson!
 jacqui_lantern234: DO IT G
 g0blinslide: You got a do it
 Stormgod519: well G, you gotta
 Stormgod519: oh my god Battle Angels...
aceviru: @overkill my man
OVERKiLL!: LAUGH
 public_key_reveal_party: Is chat being a bad influence on g? Very good carry on
 eleric937: did they make the cap?
 TehAmelie: well Adam declared we can't influence him so we gotta do someone
 Stormgod519: yes, G
 NooninCaz: @eleric937 es
 jacqui_lantern234: FORCE IT 
 nyc_mtg: i miss when kenku was good in pauper
 Mr_Bitterness: gAAAAH, I need one of those for my pet commander deck
 Stormgod519: we got there, Adam
 eleric937: @NooninCaz 
 darkcyril: None Left Hate Draft
 Strebenherz: draft that foil goyf adam
 Stormgod519: This set is SO GOOD!!!
 Diabore: sleeper?
 Stormgod519: and its so slept on
 ContingentCat: Both;)
 Stormgod519: Hedge Maze isn't in this set, G...
 Voidhawk42: God imagine if the release schedule had made sense and this set had come out at the same time as BG3
 99FineLines: Hedge of Heternities
 Stormgod519: @99FineLines 
 Sorator13: look, if Wheeler can play with himself on stream, Graham can hedge
 KeytarCat: Edging in front of everyone is gooning, right?
 e_bloc: all i need is a miracle
 Stormgod519: Hedger Sleder
  CypherRaze: @99FineLines This got a chuckle out of me.
 Sethalidos: Dasve's Spokesman?
 ContingentCat: I love our community 
OVERKiLL!: That Cusp tho
OVERKiLL!: right on the Thresh of it 🦈
 Stormgod519: !snerge
 nyc_mtg: sterge styaeger
 singinnonsense: blood with stirge
 99FineLines: a Rasaad that's only one card? but it should be six cards
 hotgreenflames: 
 Mr_Bitterness: @Stormgod519 I admit I'm biased against it because I find the implementation of the BG characters to be very poor representations of the game versions. Like the opposite of the FF set.
 flatluigi: @Voidhawk42 it's very funny to see all these characters people actually know now
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Bitterness I can understand that, but the set itself has so many good cards
 e_bloc: if you cannot afford a commander, a commander will be assigned to you
 Stormgod519: last night?
 UtilityPunk: No commander by the end? I guess you're just monocoloured Faceless One 
 Sorator13: It was definitely your Sim
 CaptainSpam: It's Numbbity 902, THE STURGE!  Don't you touch that ZABITTABLOUGH! (a Homestar reference)
 Lord_Hosk: YOU CAN"T PARK THERE!
 99FineLines: if you don't draft a commander, you have to use......The Loaner.
 Diabore: oh no you sucked at pubg, couldnt have been that
 jarnatan: PubG is just Graham going out for beers
 Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk 
 nyc_mtg: fr fr no cap
 Mr_Horrible: very silly
 dutchmoose: Last night was a legendary scroll
 Khalstrom: Awful, it was great
 shendaras: It was a movie
 Sorator13: It was... bad!
 fcloud: it was AMAZING
 Mattmitchell45: Very Short
  unarmedoracle: It was baffling.
 Stormgod519: the movie was fun
 melegaunt_: The "Killers" from space had a negative kill count.
 KeytarCat: What movie was it?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: It had a powerful message on parking.
 Stormgod519: it was pretty baffling
 drrek0: It was definitely in the "so bad its good" camp
 Stormgod519: also hi Cameron!
 Unas84: all the killers did was revive someone ... that kinda sums up the movie
 MalFnord: It was 70 minutes, 35 of which were one flashback, and a lot of Peter Graves monologing
 shendaras: Also phone calls
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The movie needed more flashbacks
  r10pez10: but I liked Mr Brightside 
 shendaras: Don't forget the many many phone calls.
 MalFnord: Exquisite cinema, 10/10
 Sorator13: and ping-pong ball eyes
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: he loves the limited cantrips
 Mr_Horrible: even subscribes to Harper's Monthly
 Stormgod519: right now?
 Sorator13: 
 gamercat88: its the steroids talking
 Sorator13: yeah, this is his roid rage, for sure
 theymerLoviatar: Adam's roid rage period just began
 Mr_Bitterness: He's having his first roid rage
 e_bloc: it's not bullying if it's serge 
 CaptainSpam: I will heartily suggest both the RiffTrax and The Film Crew (a post-MST3K, proto-Rifftrax setup) versions of Killers From Space.  Good stuff.
 Lord_Hosk: The movie was 1/3rd told in a flashback on super truth serum, where the main character explained what had happened to him when he was abducted by aliens to the military who was interviewing him.
OVERKiLL!: there are SO MANY cards in this set
aceviru: hahahaha
 melegaunt_: I mean of course, skeletons have xylophones.
 Stormgod519: 
 hotgreenflames: i'm glad larian didn't get pressured to release in time for this. the game was so much better with the time to get made. rather this result than the opposite
 Stormgod519: oh joy
 Stormgod519: you need him to do what?!?
 gualdhar: I didn't know Adam has the ability to defer gratification, that's for kindergarteners
 jarnatan: Adam's shoulder is probably my pick from this pack
 99FineLines: @jarnatan seems strong
OVERKiLL!: Tiny Bones 🦴
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OddCooperativeCurlewFloof-9Qe1FP4QPh3sfL_A
 TehAmelie: what if i told you you already are a skeleton? with plenty of structural support
 NooninCaz: If Graham runs Wilson as the Commander, does that make it Bear Force Two?
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie I always forget to count the one I'm wearing!
 Stormgod519: Ragga her dragga til they gore my guts..
 Voidhawk42: !card razzle
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Razzle-Dazzler; Holy Frazzle-Cannon; Frazzle; Frazzled Editor
 jarnatan: I am not a skeleton, I am a flesh prison keeping a skeleton contained for the good of humanity
 Voidhawk42: 1
 discolizardkay:  oooh, drafting?
 flatluigi: !card razzle-dazzler
  LRRbot: Razzle-Dazzler [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.
 Bugberry: the Plot payoff
 CuteTeaGoat: Oath of Jacewatch
 flatluigi: also https://i.imgur.com/sVmQQrM.png
OVERKiLL!: that wand tho 🪄🦋
Hans Olo: Come on, greed
OVERKiLL!: love me some Chaos Red tho
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/J8y6woJ.png
 Sorator13: It's a *very* good hat
 korvys: Tiime to pivot, Serge
 LowUpsideCJ: what about the rizzle dizzler
 jarnatan: That one raredraft has turned into a beautiful pivot
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 YOURE VERY GOOD 
 Bugberry: Innistrad and Thunderjunction, both very good hats.
OVERKiLL!: i have not eaten all day:face-red-droopy-eyes:
  Sarah: That seems not great
  Sarah: I endorse eating
aceviru: Yeah, dentist appointments suck
aceviru: But you're able to eat now right?
 fcloud: is paul calling in from the beejlander zone
 Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 d'aww, no u!
 NooninCaz: Innistrad's hats are so good they glow in the dark (Faith Unrelenting)
 Stormgod519: exactly 60
 jarnatan: Can't spell innistrad without rad (the hats are rad)
 gualdhar: WE DID IT!
 99FineLines: LRR fan in particular complaining about hAt SeT is funny considering how LRR first got Magic famous
 Sorator13: we got there!
 Stormgod519: YAY
OVERKiLL!: yeah, it was just a cleaning, so i think i am clear to muck it up in there again
 LowUpsideCJ: never didn’t have it
 UtilityPunk:  He's got a commander that isn't The Faceless One
 groulux: never punished
 Stormgod519: lol
 jarnatan: But how can you be mono-fog in those colours Adam?
 MrPipboy3000: I will probably wheel Adam, roll the dice
 Stormgod519: yeah, Gut is in this set
 YakkShakk221B: thank you for the sub @MrPipboy3000
 Territan: Does that make his deck a gut biome?
 Stormgod519: a second Gut has hit the battlefield
 BITs19_: !card gut
  LRRbot: Found 27 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 YakkShakk221B: radragaba
 ichibento: 
 Stormgod519: !card gut, zealous
  LRRbot: Gut, Zealous Fanatic [4RRW] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [5/4] | When this creature specializes, create two tokens that are copies of a creature card exiled with this creature, except they're 2/2 and have haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of your next end step.
 Mr_Horrible: in ESTA economia?
 raulghoulia: !card rip and tear
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Stormgod519: not that one
 drcthulu: first strike, menace and +5/+0
 LostThePirate: Just got home from work - looks like we got to cap?
 NooninCaz: We did
OVERKiLL!: Adam got himself a Legend finally
  Sarah: Glad it wasn't anything serious
 jarnatan: Captain America has indeed been achieved
 Mr_Horrible: I would never gut her snipe, I respect women too much
 LostThePirate: 
 Diabore: 34
 YakkShakk221B: Sergebot won't stop talking about Guttersnipe
 Nickiatori: Serge Yaiger
 flatluigi: 22-24 often
 Sorator13: @LostThePirate yep! So now we're counting down to ice cream truck
 jarnatan: Beejlander + a 35% discount on gift subs pushed us over the line
 99FineLines: 5% concentrated Force of Will
 Stormgod519: Yes
 Mr_Horrible: @YakkShakk221B eons better than some of the alternatives we've seen 
 Kentosaurus: *pushes up glasses* um actually, creatures are spells
 NooninCaz: Korlessa
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Well, Wheeler plays 21 lands in Canlander, so I guess 15ish for 60 card?
 YakkShakk221B: Alaundo
 Manitu_25: korlessa
 Manitu_25: flavor win
 iris_of_ether: Korlessa is very good
  CypherRaze: Korlaundo
 Mr_Horrible: if you don't draft Glup Shitto I'm disowning you, Nelly
 Stormgod519: Thanks, Wheeler
 YakkShakk221B: Ferf
 IaCthulhuFthagn: 13ish*
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙
OVERKiLL!: LOVE Dire Mimic
 MrQBear: @Mr_Horrible I didn't think the Star Wars set was out yet.
 YakkShakk221B: create a new timeline and pass it off as my own cooking
 Bugberry: Sarkhan always dragon things out
 Mr_Horrible: your deck's the only honest Mid-Tier at the table, Adam 
 Stormgod519: jeez, Serge
 Mr_Horrible: @MrQBear he's just bouncing through those omenpaths
 Stormgod519: Serge grabbed all the fixing
 NooninCaz: The Three Towers: the DND sequel to Tolkien
 paulohsbastos: Dragon of Trakir certified goated
 h3rsh3yb4r: is this the set with the mirror adam loves?
 Stormgod519: I hate ward so much lol
 EmmaPartlow: I still have a Khans of Tarkir box to crack for Drafts
 Mr_Horrible: I believe so @h3rsh3yb4r
 bytecaster: @h3rsh3yb4r yes
 NooninCaz: The one that eats creatures on ETB? Yes
OVERKiLL!: i dont know why i like cards like that so much
OVERKiLL!: Stuffed Bear
 Mr_Horrible: love to trap some life in a mirror
 MrQBear: @Mr_Horrible They really need to pay someone to go in there and do some dusting.
 paulohsbastos: still remember the fetches reveal for Khans of Tarkir
 TehAmelie: great+cool=gruul?
 shendaras: 
 99FineLines: @TehAmelie 7
 Stormgod519: oh
 Justherefortherewards: Is James not retired from this specific format
 Stormgod519: Emergent Ultimatum
 ErrorCode404: Eerie Ultimatum
 DarkNacht: !findquote decks
  LRRbot: Quote #530: "He's cheating... by having good cards in his deck." —Paul [2015-07-23]
 Diabore: eerie ultimatum, love it
 Stormgod519: Eerie
 Stormgod519: yes
 Stormgod519: sorry
 Stormgod519: I knew the card just brain went to the wrong first word
 hedonistic_mushroom: Holy moly were back up to 28 hours?! Surely we're capped now?
 Stormgod519: yeah this card is so fun
 Sorator13: !findquote eerie
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
OVERKiLL!: animating a Stuffed Bear and SMASHiNG for 4 feels so good LOL
aceviru: At least no rain will be felt tonight
aceviru: eerie ult
OVERKiLL!: got there
 RockPusher: hedonistic_mushroom yup, see the ice cream countdown
 Stormgod519: oh
 Stormgod519: this is a background
 Mr_Horrible: wait we just saw this homie
 Mr_Horrible: 
  Sarah_Serinde: We are capped! Now subs and bits will get the crew an ice cream truck
 dutchmoose: lol that table kicks ass
 RockPusher: Remove the drafting trapezium!
 Stormgod519: fudge
 hedonistic_mushroom: I went to sleep and Matt was playing hades 2 with 5 hours o. The clock... The Power of Magic, I guess
 Stormgod519: ah
 99FineLines: Magic players and unhealthy money deployment, name a more iconic partner
 Marvoleath: @hedonistic_mushroom people really wanted to see Wheeler playing with himself on stream
 Stormgod519: oh
OVERKiLL!: hmmmm
Steve Giacolini: scion of halaster
aceviru: yeah this was around the time that fire design was big. so it really helped shape my ass
 Mr_Horrible: bad moon?
 Stormgod519: Phyrexian Unlife
 Sorator13: reminder, sub responsibly!
 NooninCaz: Phyrexian Unlife
  Sarah_Serinde: And then after that there was a sale on gift subs
 nishwastaken: phyrexian unlife
 nishwastaken: enchanting tales art
 Mr_Horrible: did that get a MOM reprint?
 Stormgod519: its the WOE printing
 Nickiatori: rotate the table?
 nishwastaken: ^
 Mr_Horrible: ohh, yeah, this is WOE extra sheet
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible its the enchanting tails
 Stormgod519: tales
 jarnatan: Scion of Halaster + Erinis is a crazy efficient value engine in this format, it's always what I'm hoping for when I draft this
 nishwastaken: I got that card when I went to woe prerelease 
 RockPusher: Summon the playing square!
  Sarah_Serinde: This is as good a time as any to remind you that we appreciate everyone regardless of whether you give any subs or bits, and also  to the lurkers
 Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 I mean there's at least one werefox in the art sheet
 MrPipboy3000: @99FineLines LEGO collectors and unhealthy money deployment
 jarnatan: Phyrexian Unlife? You mean The Rumbling
 Mr_Horrible: I still need the Enchanting Tales art of Oversold Cemetery
 EmmaPartlow: Knight Luminary
queenlyrae: whats the music
 RockPusher: Indeed, as Sarah_Serinde says, just being here helps LRR 
  Sarah_Serinde: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
OVERKiLL!: Phyrexian Unlife
yukiMakingArt: warp dude
 Despoiler98: Warhammer players and unhealthy money deployment
 Stormgod519: new one
  Juliamon: It's Bandcamp Friday yall
 hedonistic_mushroom: I keep thinking Luxknight dud, but it's not him.
 aitsu100: 4mana warp dude 3/2 makes a 1/1
 Stormgod519: oh
  Juliamon: go buy from Jimmy
 Stormgod519: Ezio
 jarnatan: I always feared learning too much about Warhammer because I knew if I got in too deep I would never have money again. Good thing I play Magic instead 
 Mr_Horrible: oh true
  LRRbot: Prime/Gift/Tier 1 Twitch subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. (Youtube memberships unfortunately do not count but are appreciated!) Twitch Bits also can be used: 500 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 1000 Bits will add 2 minutes).
 Marvoleath: @MrPipboy3000 I thought the newest is Labubu collectors and unhealthy money deployment
yukiMakingArt: something from AC
 TehAmelie: apropos nothing, here's a Catbus cosplayer https://i.imgur.com/U1q6xlN.jpg
 Mr_Horrible: Ezio, Less Good Protagonist
 Stormgod519: yeah
 jarnatan: That's monoblack ezio I think
 Stormgod519: lol
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie I love them
OVERKiLL!: oh that from EOE aint it
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  Sarah: I've only played some EOE jump in so far, I need to scrounge up some coins or gems and play some more
 Mr_Horrible: (I will always been an Altair stan)
 99FineLines: i've not overspent on Magic cards, it's just a Significant Financial Investment that i will Definitely Get Back
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right Bandcamp Friday, go give artists money!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is no shortage of hobbies designed around extracting as much money as possible.
 Strebenherz: @99FineLines *spiderman pointing meme*
 aitsu100: SUS
 Diabore: galufs final act
 Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz I mean he's about to, yeah
 aitsu100: i know who is in the art
 Stormgod519: was that a fart noise?
 KeytarCat: Galuf's stand
 RockPusher: LRRbot message could do with an update now to reflect ice cream stretch
 KeytarCat: or something
 Stormgod519: yeah I have no idea
  Juliamon: Stormgod519 part of the song
OVERKiLL!: 💯 @Sarah
 Stormgod519: @Juliamon oh okay, I wasn't sure if a hot mic was happening
  Juliamon: that Snowcones remix has a fart at the end
 Stormgod519: what the...?
 aitsu100: black snake from duskmourn
 Nickiatori: Enduring something
 Nickiatori: oh no
 Stormgod519: no
 aitsu100: nevermind
 99FineLines: ah it's Verdant Embrace
 KeytarCat: This is also a Stand
 Sleepy__Alice: that's a xenomorph
 Stormgod519: this music si so nice
 EmmaPartlow: Umbra something
 Stormgod519: ah
 Nickiatori: ah is is from one of thos fake pandemic sets
 nishwastaken: Stand: Verdant Embrace
 RockPusher: TehAmelie ♫ meow meow meow meow meow meow ♫ [to the Totaro theme]
 Cavemanhar: ahh its making the creature into verdant force
 TehAmelie: tee hee
aceviru: I love this song
OVERKiLL!: my tv is buffering... damn interwebs
 aitsu100: generous gift
 Stormgod519: that's a WOE card
 aitsu100: im bad at this
Haroldholmes25: some confectioner
 tehfewl: experimental confectioner
 Nickiatori: me
 Stormgod519: nice
 nishwastaken: is you
 Nickiatori: I am a human peasent
 RockPusher:   
 nishwastaken: oh I like that card
 Stormgod519: 
 nishwastaken: never drew it though
 Nickiatori: oh that card is cool
 nishwastaken: 
 Stormgod519: oh wait
 theymerLoviatar: Elenda the newer one
 Diabore: foundations elends
 SharktoothJack: I have a suspicion about that pudding
 Nickiatori: elenda foundations
Isitmeorisitme1: Elenda, saint of the dusk rose?
 Stormgod519: that's Elenda
 nishwastaken: that's the elenda from the foundations
 EmmaPartlow: Elenda Saint of Dusk
 ErrorCode404: what ever the aftermath elenda was called
OVERKiLL!: Experimental Confectioner
 99FineLines: this is from the Naked Gun episode right?
 Stormgod519: @ErrorCode404 I don't think she had an Aftermath card
 EmmaPartlow: From Foundations
 Nickiatori: this card is sick I need to put her in my vampire deck
 Stormgod519: yeah its the foundations one
  benjamin_wheeler: chat my deck is messed up
 ErrorCode404: oh foundations
 Stormgod519: Oh I bet @benjamin_wheeler
 jarnatan: Gotta be pretty wild for the people in pod 2 to draft for a bit and then wait two hours before playing
  Sarah_Serinde: Congrats/I'm sorry
 Nickiatori: Wheeler what is your opinion on Elenda Saint of dusk?
  benjamin_wheeler: @jarnatan that’s that streaming life
 99FineLines: @jarnatan average Magic Fest side event experience
 Strebenherz: is it time to be the villain again wheeler?
 A_Dub888: back from doing stuff, how's the battle for Baldur's Gate going? Has there been any movement at the front?
  benjamin_wheeler: Geist of the moors
 nishwastaken: oo lets goo Wheeler 
 Sorator13: @jarnatan not that atypical for LRR drafts, tbh?
 Stormgod519: lol
 Sorator13: the last pair to play waits a While
 Stormgod519: who let Wheeler into the guessing game
 aitsu100: its a geist
OVERKiLL!: Elenda Saint of Dusk
OVERKiLL!: 🧐
 Nickiatori: is this game now Chat vs Wheeler?
 Stormgod519: sure
 99FineLines: always has been
 Stormgod519: he's even on stage
Isitmeorisitme1: we lose
 Stormgod519: oh shoot
  r10pez10: (wheeler's the good guy)
 nishwastaken: yeah I think we insta lose
  benjamin_wheeler: naw this one I don’t know
 A_Dub888: @Strebenherz again? he stopped?
 Hawkwreak: Just appeared for the first time in ages. Why the Ice cream cone? Is james getting folks ice cream again?
 Stormgod519: @r10pez10 well.....
 BITs19_: would be a great curveball if one of these cards was, in fact, pikachu
  benjamin_wheeler: it’s a reprint
 Cavemanhar: tower defense
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Nickiatori: somthing from ikoria?
 Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 
 SharktoothJack: huh. reminds me of the meld card
 idontgetmyrealname: so, there can only be on Beej per deck? what's going on here?
 Nickiatori: nvm
  benjamin_wheeler: standing troops?
 Stormgod519: oh
  benjamin_wheeler: atyyyy
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: nice guess
 Nickiatori: nice!
 nishwastaken: lets gooo wheeler 
 frank_the_great: ayyyyyyyyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: !beejlander
  LRRbot: Beejlander is a LoadingReadyRun-created variant of the popular Magic: The Gathering format "Canadian Highlander". Each player is given a Dollar Store repack of 100 cards and must construct a 100-card singleton deck. The format is further complicated by the addition of level 5 'Super Judge' Brendan “Beej” Dery.
 Stormgod519: 0-2 in favor of Wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: But that was the previous segment
  benjamin_wheeler: Gary clone
 PowrOfFriendship_: Gary!
 Hansk_and_Boo: STanding troops reprint and you cant see their legs? tsk.
 jarnatan: I think you're allowed to play every Beej you draft, but the downside is that you get Beejdropped
 Stormgod519: its the knockoff Gary
 Nickiatori: Gary clone
 Sleepy__Alice: Gary!?
 A_Dub888: Hover Myr
 theymerLoviatar: hahaa, Garyy
  r10pez10: evil twin?
 aitsu100: fallout card
Isitmeorisitme1: conspiracy gary
 TheMerricat: Wait... there was a Fallout set?
 Marvoleath: Beejlander already happened, now Baldur opens his gate or sth
 PowrOfFriendship_: It's got Squad, iirc?
 Stormgod519: its white?
 PowrOfFriendship_: @TheMerricat Commander decks, yeah
 bondeulv: @TheMerricat just commander decks
 Nickiatori: @TheMerricat always has been
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 HadesLeprechaun: I like Squad, they need to make more Squad cards
 Stormgod519: im dumb
 Nickiatori: Gary!
 NooninCaz: @TheMerricat Not a set, 4 commander decks
  benjamin_wheeler: taborax
 theymerLoviatar: Taborax
 PowrOfFriendship_: The demon who eats angels?
 Stormgod519: taborax
  r10pez10: damn the dress has pockets?
 Nickiatori: Taborax
 Stormgod519: Dammit Wheeler!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: When y'all said gary clone I thought you meant a clone of gray merchant
 Stormgod519: see, this is why he can't be allowed to play in these
 Marvoleath: full name or does not count 
Isitmeorisitme1: I always come strapped with a mox in my dress pockets
 NooninCaz: Taborax, Hope's Demise
 Stormgod519: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat my brain went there too
  r10pez10: borborygmos
 Nickiatori: Wheeler is too powerfull
 99FineLines: Taborax Enraged
 jarnatan: Taborax got nothing on TaAjax
 Stormgod519: @r10pez10 lol...
 Stormgod519: 0-4 against Wheeler
 theymerLoviatar: Look, Wheeler just has to contain all the power we can't be trusted to have
 Hansk_and_Boo: Taborax, Fishing Without A Net
  benjamin_wheeler: hermit druid
 jarnatan: If you get demised do you stop being a miser?
 PowrOfFriendship_: Some duskmourne thing?
 TheMerricat: Why do all demons feel the need to stand on the top of a cliff face, wings spread, and ready to give the "YOU ARE NOT READY" speech?
 Stormgod519: Hermit Druid
 Stormgod519: Noooooooo
 WriterRaven: @TheMerricat Spite!
 Stormgod519: its the Innistrad Remstared reprint
Kabüm: Taborax, Hope’s Demise
 WriterRaven: also good morning chat [flops]
 jarnatan: @TheMerricat I don't know, but I can tell you exactly what I would do if I was a demon
 Stormgod519: hi @WriterRaven
 frank_the_great: I swear he said it before the art even showed up 
  r10pez10: the answers are coming from inside the moonbase
 PowrOfFriendship_: @benjamin_wheeler That one was genuinely impressive from just "vague shapes in a forest"
 99FineLines: heaven forbid demons have hobbies
 nishwastaken: gm writerraven
 Stormgod519: @frank_the_great tbf the delay ain't in our favor
 Nickiatori: @frank_the_great we are on a delay
 circusofkirkus: wheeler has the moonbase ping
  benjamin_wheeler: I’m in chat
  benjamin_wheeler: on my phone
 Nickiatori: oh nvm
 A_Dub888: @WriterRaven did you remember to alternate your leading foot??
  benjamin_wheeler: scrapyard reclaimer
  r10pez10: folks he's just that good
 Stormgod519: true
 Hansk_and_Boo: THE GAZEBO
 insanecat6mtg: Okay, even if I knew the cards well enough to guess, I'm seeing Wheeler's guess in chat before the image changes.
 99FineLines: maybe we can trick wheeler into telling a joke
 RockPusher: The chat is coming from inside the moonbase 
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: @99FineLines that's just a bad idea
 Sleepy__Alice: perhaps a joke about horses
 Nickiatori: Wheeler do you know any horse jokes?
 Stormgod519: we dont' ahve infinite time
 WriterRaven: @A_Dub888 You know what they say: one foot in front of the other trips two people. =P
 Justherefortherewards: Wait so the folks drafted but are playing commander?
 Stormgod519: oh wait
 PowrOfFriendship_: Gasp, Wheeler was wrong?
 PowrOfFriendship_: Inconceivable
 PowrOfFriendship_: Rowan!
  r10pez10: check the tapes
  benjamin_wheeler: Rowan planeswalker deck
 Stormgod519: Rowan from the planeswalker deck
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Justherefortherewards It was a commander draft
 circusofkirkus: interesting card name
 NooninCaz: Rowan, Ferocious Sparkmage
  benjamin_wheeler: fearless sparkmage?
 Hansk_and_Boo: Supergirl
  benjamin_wheeler: something like that
 frank_the_great: What a wild last name
  r10pez10: i have a bunch of planeswalker deck planeswalkers and they're like ten dollars now because they hardly got bought
 99FineLines: how many planeswalker deck planeswalkers has wheeler played in Canlander
  benjamin_wheeler: let’s go
 Stormgod519: nice Wheeler
 circusofkirkus: god he's good
  benjamin_wheeler: he’s da best
Werefox Sage: Rowan, Fearless Spark
Werefox Sage: Spakrmage*
OVERKiLL!: love a Rowan
 nishwastaken: 
 Stormgod519: he's da GOAT
 flatluigi: i don't hate this rowan card honestly
 Hansk_and_Boo: Snarkmage
 A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler ur da best
 Marvoleath: @PowrOfFriendship_ not only was wrong, gave a non-existent card name D:
 PowrOfFriendship_: That's just a green smear
  benjamin_wheeler: no clue
 flatluigi: lmao
 Sleepy__Alice: puppy
 nishwastaken: Wheeler the GOAT
 Stormgod519: oh god I cannot tell
 flatluigi: pupy
  benjamin_wheeler: reprint or mkm card
 PowrOfFriendship_: The undying wo guy?
 Hauwulf: hollowhenge overlord
 Hansk_and_Boo: Ohh thats that wolf that makes wolves
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 theymerLoviatar: yaoi paws dog
 PowrOfFriendship_: Young Wolf?
 frank_the_great: Arena dog?
  benjamin_wheeler: oh it’s the wolf from innistrad commander
 flatluigi: yung wolf
 TehAmelie: don't most wolves make wolves?
 99FineLines: artist never beating the allegations
 Cptasparagus: that dog is in bed
 Sleepy__Alice: @theymerLoviatar this f ucking killed me
 RockPusher: nice
 nishwastaken: @TehAmelie if they can find another wolf
 flatluigi: @TehAmelie about half of them
 Stormgod519: nice @Hauwulf
 jarnatan: Wolves are 3D printers for wolves, yes
 Stormgod519: @flatluigi god dammit
 frank_the_great: I've never seen this card before in my life
 Angreed66: wolves can be ace
 Stormgod519: Living Lands
 Hauwulf: man I wish wolves on their own were a supported type
OVERKiLL!: damn interwebs:buffering:
 Nickiatori: Living lands
 Stormgod519: this is mine
  benjamin_wheeler: nooo I have to work
 Hansk_and_Boo: Swamp Thing
 Stormgod519: I love this card so much
 TehAmelie: Force of Nature
 99FineLines: this is the LRR touchdown emote
  benjamin_wheeler: yeah it’s lands
  r10pez10: lmao get employed
 RockPusher:   
 Nickiatori: Chat we beat him!
 A_Dub888:  That overlord wasn't an enchantment creature 
 Stormgod519: I have this and 3 other land animation effects in one deck lol
 Hansk_and_Boo: ew
 Korolan: Touchdown!
 HadesLeprechaun: ew 30th edition
 jarnatan: Why does this card have my face on it
 circusofkirkus: 30th edition????
 Stormgod519: les goooo
 flatluigi: what a weird card
 Stormgod519: oh its so fun
 Stormgod519: pair it with !card yedora
 xantos69: This card low key rocks.
 Stormgod519: shoot
 Stormgod519: !card yedora
  LRRbot: Yedora, Grave Gardener [4G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid [5/5] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may return it to the battlefield face down under its owner's control. It's a Forest land.
  benjamin_wheeler: kor haven cleric?
 A_Dub888: Kor ___
Isitmeorisitme1: kor forger
 Stormgod519: my favorite commander
  r10pez10: kor blimey
 Stormgod519: oh boy
  benjamin_wheeler: it’s a 1/3
OVERKiLL!: no way iz that Kudzu
OVERKiLL!: oops LAUGH
 Stormgod519: Kor healer?
 Snowcookies: finally a card I recognize...
 Nickiatori: ex BFZ
 Hansk_and_Boo: "Dammit Frank, stop eating my flashlights."
 Stormgod519: ah
 99FineLines: he's washed
 Nickiatori: Nobody has played that card ever
 Stormgod519: uh
  benjamin_wheeler: cephalid sage
 Korolan: Lmao
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: very good
 Korolan: Wheeler too powerful
 theymerLoviatar: I could tell cephalid right away but couldn't remember the card
 Mechsican: broker
 Diabore: obviously wheeler know the cephalid
 Nickiatori: When is the patch that nerfs wheeler coming?
  r10pez10: this man sorts cards
aceviru: @overkill now is a good time to reset the router
OVERKiLL!: wordup, i think now, is a good time to eat a hamburger
 99FineLines: A-Benjamin Wheeler
  benjamin_wheeler: tremble before my employable autism
 theymerLoviatar: @Nickiatori stuck in development hell
  benjamin_wheeler: FUCK
 Stormgod519: lol
 Diabore: 
  r10pez10: hahahahaha
 circusofkirkus: hoisted
 jnics23: Fired
  Foxmar320: lol
 Nickiatori: Got him!
  benjamin_wheeler: sage is the etb looter
 Korolan: 
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: tsk tsk
 theymerLoviatar: @benjamin_wheeler my unemployable autism bows to yours
 Hansk_and_Boo: Hey @benjamin_wheeler , how long after you needed glasses, did you get glasses>
 jarnatan: Wish we could clip chat
  benjamin_wheeler: oh this is another zendikar card
 Stormgod519: true
 PowrOfFriendship_: I like their dp
 Spades_Slicc: zendikard
 Mindfire13: Zareth San
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i have never seen this card
 PowrOfFriendship_: *drip
  benjamin_wheeler: @Hansk_and_Boo a while, are you the person who has been asking me this on socials?
 Marvoleath: party rogue
 Bugberry: it's the unblockable rogue payoff
 lamina5432: this is the thing that pumps and gices unblockable
 Stormgod519: ah
  benjamin_wheeler: Are you trying to log into my habbo hotel account
 Nickiatori: oh this is from the fake pandemic Zendikar set
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: sunken ruins are their specialty
 Bugberry: I miss Party
  r10pez10: they're probably trying to distract you from answering correctly
 PowrOfFriendship_: Zendikar resurgent!
 Stormgod519: oh shoot
 emilevitt: 
  benjamin_wheeler: zendikar resurgent
 Stormgod519: Zendikar Resurgent
 Nickiatori: Zendikar resurgent
 PowrOfFriendship_: I won one!
 PowrOfFriendship_: I retire champion!
 Stormgod519: @PowrOfFriendship_ yes, join me!
 TehAmelie: power move
 nishwastaken: Congrats Powr 
 Nickiatori: the Jacetice league
  r10pez10: the gatewatch decides what to have for lunch
 Stormgod519: lol
 99FineLines: and then they Oathed all over everyone
 Hansk_and_Boo: @benjamin_wheeler No, but when you're so good at deciphering blurry images, there is often a catalyst
 PowrOfFriendship_: If it has Chandra and or Nissa I can get it. Otherwise, no idea.
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: "where do you wanna go for dinner"
 Nickiatori: Chat is the gatewatch still an entitiy in the story or did the disband after the desparkening
 theymerLoviatar: @Stormgod519 "idk you pick"
 PowrOfFriendship_: That looks like an Unstable card
 Mr_Horrible: "Nissa did you have to add your watermark?"
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: is this an mh1 changeling
  benjamin_wheeler: the tdm
 Diabore: nightblade brigade lets go
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: no
 99FineLines: so Jace turned heel and the Gatewatch is done
  benjamin_wheeler: naw it’s a 1/3 goblin mobilize death ouch
 SharktoothJack: too many hats on these fellows
 theymerLoviatar: death ouch
 Hauwulf: zurgo's something
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i saw purple goop and got excited
 PowrOfFriendship_: @Nickiatori Gideon is dead, Liliana retired, Jace is evil, Nissa and Chandra are trying to organise a honeymoon. I think the Gatewatch are dead.
 Mr_Horrible: calling deathtouch death ouch from now on
 sam_newey: pog
 TehAmelie: how many gates can there be to watch anyway
 Korolan: Zurgo's Death Ouch
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: i only know cards from 6 years ago :////
 Angreed66: i never realized it was gobbo
  r10pez10: 2022 was six years ago
 99FineLines: TODAY
 flatluigi: TODAY
 dutchmoose: TODAY
 Stormgod519: TODAY
 RandomTrivia: TODAY
 sam_newey:   
 Sorator13: TODAY
 Sleepy__Alice: TODAY
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: TODAY
  benjamin_wheeler: that bloomvurrow drill assailant
 theymerLoviatar: drill rat
 Korolan: TODAY
 selarom: TODAY
 RockPusher:   
 Nickiatori: TODAY
 protocol_gamma: TODAY
 sporkraptor: today!
  benjamin_wheeler: mind drill assailant
 ShaneLeeAtk: COMING UP
 iris_of_ether: TODAY
 flatluigi: tomorrow?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: TODAY
  benjamin_wheeler: CHAT STOP
 Stormgod519: LOL
  benjamin_wheeler: I’m trying to gsme
 schordash:   
 TehAmelie: Everyday (The Commodores)
 RandomTrivia: NEVER!
 Stormgod519: oh bus
 Mr_Horrible: this man's gsming
 RockPusher: The full Checkpoint theme is still a banger
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: today: i swallow a sack of doorknobs and heather pushes me into a river, this is chillpoint
 Stormgod519: ah
 Stormgod519: no more?
 RockPusher: 
  benjamin_wheeler: got it baby
 99FineLines: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted BEEJ
  benjamin_wheeler: alright next one
 Nickiatori: Is G gonna do Checkpoint while playing commander?
 WriterRaven: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thinks of that line lmao
  r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now} CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.
  LRRbot: New quote #9361: "[Now} CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game." —Wheeler
 RockPusher: Fades out ready to start, G runs away
 selarom: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted always what I think of tbh\
 Mr_Horrible: wyluli wolves?
 Stormgod519: LOL
 lightfut: It's time for chillpoint
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
 reptile___: aspect of wolf
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: LOL glad chat watches the highlights
 Stormgod519: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 RandomTrivia: r10pez10  
 RockPusher: 
 selarom: LMAOO
 Justherefortherewards: Wheeler was having fun!!
 Zedruu_the_Goathearted: !quote doorknob
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Nickiatori: Got him!
 nishwastaken: give Wheeler his cards back 
  r10pez10: !modquote 9361 (Wheeler) [Now] CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.
  LRRbot: Modified quote #9361: "CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game." —Wheeler [2025-08-01]
 CAKHost: No no I'm not dress!
 RandomTrivia: 
 GrassVortex:  
 tehfewl: tundra wolves
 nishwastaken: 
 99FineLines: this is the guy who told other people they should be writing job application
 Justherefortherewards: Only if you ask for it
 morgwen921: Nah I'm playing Phas and that yell scared me 🤣
 aitsu100: oh cool Jame sis playing
  Sarah: Wheeler was playing along in Twitch chat XD
  Sarah: And doing well
 Mr_Horrible: 100 instructions unclear
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 groulux: I finished my cube of this set last month.  I gotta organise some friends to play it
 Sorator13: look, G, Wheeler got 500 subs earlier just by promising to play with himself
 Marvoleath: 200 max
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sorator13 300
 Justherefortherewards: Pod 1 pick 1
 RockPusher: It would be funny but one also must donate responsibly
 drcthulu: you can simply donate 100 5 times
 jarnatan: There are two games one
 MegaDosX: Best of three let's go
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  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Especially you!
 MWGNZ: 
 ContingentCat:  yeaaaah
 bondeulv: 500
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: the wheels and the wheelers are coming off
 PowrOfFriendship_: Hi, Angel!
 Plasterboard: o/ hi
 flatluigi: no the wheeler has to stay on
 Justherefortherewards: Wheeler presumably is also here
 Hansk_and_Boo: What if there's a draw?
  LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileAntsyRutabagaCharlietheUnicorn-Z0PA1M02bvpgRGYL aight here we go
 Stormgod519: oh my god He did it
  LRRbot: Agent of the Iron Throne [2B] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life."
 CAKHost: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/EmpathicPreciousDogeHumbleLife-QeT27C-QYJ3iHssE
 Marvoleath: Git Gut
 Mr_Horrible: 4/1 menace tapped and attacking is so egregious
 Mr_Horrible: Gut has no chill
 Desruprot: ooohh Myrkul, I have one of those decks
 Nickiatori: rakdos Aristocrats?
  LRRbot: Abdel Adrian, Gorion's Ward [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | When Abdel Adrian enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you control until Abdel Adrian leaves the battlefield. Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each permanent exiled this way. / Choose a Background
 CAKHost: Oops I did that wrong...
 PowrOfFriendship_: Is Gut the priestess lady from the goblin camp?
 Desruprot: luckily Adbel doesn't have Ward
  LRRbot: Candlekeep Sage [2U] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."
 Mr_Bitterness: He's the 'canon' BG 1 main character
 Hansk_and_Boo: Gorion is on an adventure today
  Dastar512: @PowrOfFriendship_ yep
 goombalax: Abdel Adrian is the MC of the first two Baldurs Gate games
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicPreciousDogeHumbleLife-QeT27C-QYJ3iHssE
 iris_of_ether: Gorian is your dad in Baldur's Gate
 Alness49: Candlekeep Sage? Randal Keith?
 PowrOfFriendship_: She was rude, she tried to kill me...
  LRRbot: Rasaad yn Bashir [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. / Choose a Background
 tehfewl: 4/1 menace skellies are Empirically known as Spooky Scary Skeletons.
 AdamYMHMI: His name is my name too
 Hrrisn: ive played wheelers commander/background combo before. it can be really good in constructed commander
 MegaDosX: !card gorion, wise mentor
  LRRbot: Gorion, Wise Mentor [GWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
queenlyrae: why is grahams deck bigger is he playing a different game?
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde amusingly I haven't had a text from my bank today whereas the card gets locked every time I do your set 
 Desruprot: butt fighting yay
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher ...bank why
  LRRbot: Cultist of the Absolute [B] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own get +3/+3 and have flying, deathtouch, "Ward—Pay 3 life," and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature."
 gualdhar: everybody's got booo-tay fiiii-ghtiiiiiing
 theymerLoviatar: @queenlyrae sleeved deck taller
 raulghoulia: thats like a hundred years too early lore wise
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde It not perfect system.
 A_Dub888: Also he's got a babo mindflayer in him
  Sarah_Serinde: No indeed 
 Diabore: james i need you to win
  LRRbot: Myrkul, Lord of Bones [4WBG] | Legendary Creature — God [7/5] | As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul has indestructible. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.
 Desruprot: Myr-kul
  r10pez10: y'all have no faith in graham
 KharadBanar: Murkle
 sallomon33: ooh, this guy
 Jillexie: James is playing a god
  r10pez10: oh there it goes nvm
 Marvoleath: more cool
 lamina5432: myr-kul is a neat card
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh hey, it's Bone Daddy 
 Stormgod519: I have bet all 81.5k points I owned on Wheeler
 Voidhawk42: The 20ft tall plastic skeleton
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Mr_Horrible: myrprettyneat
 Diabore: @r10pez10 i was about to vote G until i heard "i have no synergy"
 Desruprot: Commander has 40 life yes
 A_Dub888: @Jillexie and he's using one as his commander 
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 NooninCaz: 4)
OVERKiLL!: Specialize
 frank_the_great: Going purely off of commanders, I think Wheeler has this
 Desruprot: Wheeler playing eggs 
  r10pez10: lack of synergy can still win
 Jillexie: @A_Dub888 
 Stormgod519: o7 G
 Nickiatori: Just bet 75000 on Wheeler
 Seth_Erickson: angel had the worst odds when I voted
 nishwastaken:  Y'all got this
 Sorator13: I have faith in you, G!
 theymerLoviatar: I bet 123 456
 Stormgod519: 23% bet on you, G
 tehfewl: tbf, im like 250k of those points
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham you're only 1% lower than James and Angel
 Seth_Erickson: but they all really evened out except for Wheeler's
 jarnatan: Disregard synergy, acquire value
 drcthulu: no one expects butt fights
 Stormgod519: I have faith in you, but I also just can't bet on two players
  LRRbot: Patron of the Arts [2R] | Creature — Dragon Noble [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.
 frank_the_great: It looked about 1/4th all around
  r10pez10: it evened out towards the end
 Diabore: it evened out yeah
 Angreed66: Angel is just the best player who's not wheeler
 vinewood_og: Rude. I'll put a sawbuck on Stark. Also, what's a sawbuck?
 selarom: Ignoring the fact that I bet on Wheeler, I believe in you Graham!
 schordash:  the deflating exhale
  LRRbot: Clockwork Fox [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [3/2] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, you draw two cards and each opponent draws a card.
 Desruprot: all the tokens that exist (theres a lot of them)
 Spades_Slicc: @vinewood_og This is Sawbuck https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Sawbuck
OVERKiLL!: oh wow james ripped a 3 collor Legend ay
 Nickiatori: the last time I spent points on this channel I lost 60k on a diamond bet during a punch a chunk
 RockPusher:   
  LRRbot: Lantern of Revealing [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
 MegaDosX: Is this, lantern control? *hands*
 Seth_Erickson: dryad greenseeker
 Seth_Erickson: !card dryad greenseeker
  LRRbot: Dryad Greenseeker [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/3] | {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
 Desruprot: Coiling Oracle
 Marvoleath: Sindbad
 nishwastaken: dryad sindbad
 Marvoleath: !card sinbad
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 sallomon33: not exactly this
 Seth_Erickson: they're not quite the same effect but they are similar
  LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
 Stormgod519: oh jesus
 Desruprot: thats a good card
 Stormgod519: we're starting this off already
 KharadBanar: Hot take: Sin bad
 Stormgod519: that one is pretty cheap
 PowrOfFriendship_: Oh, yay, Undercity
 tehfewl: all the highlander players groan audibly
 sallomon33: I only remember sindbad cuz it got a colourshifted version in Planar Chaos
OVERKiLL!: Love me an Ali Baba
 Stormgod519: that card is 20 cents
 jarnatan: @KharadBanar Idunno, I thought it was a pretty difficult bossfight in Final Fantasy X
 sallomon33: also sindbad is anothero ne that's not exactly this
 Stormgod519: its busted AF
 keesonman: 
diceanddinosaurs: I don't miss this mechanic lol
 MegaDosX: I love how everyone stops and says "OK here's how we have to do this" when the initiative shows up 
 raulghoulia: beeg dungo
 RockPusher: Krog invent secondary market, help Torg drive up prices
 Stormgod519: I enjoy it
  r10pez10: not under 'dragons'
 GasCityGaming: Dunder Ungeons
 Stormgod519: its messed up, but I enjoy it
 Nickiatori: I cant wait for the dungeon complete sounbd
 tehfewl: big dungo
 vinewood_og: Hey I know, let's make this game more complicated! So, lunch?
 sallomon33: ooh
 Mr_Horrible: tag yourself I'm Simple Bead
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Mudkipology: Welcome to beadlander
 Desruprot: it gets silly if someone has the initiative and the monarch
 99FineLines: see this is why it always sucks when you make a physical version of what is clearly a digital game
 MrPipboy3000: BEES!?
 Khalstrom: Bees!?
Alan Baldwin: Undercity is on the back of every initiative token
 sallomon33: hey, don't hate on initiative
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Is there an Undermountain or Initiative token that is not the other of the pair on the back?
 Justherefortherewards: Beejs?
 Nickiatori: my LGS gave me a foil initiative token when i made Wheelers Tomb of annihilation deck
 sallomon33: thsi is the format it was designed for
 joshd_rng: simple beeds
 PowrOfFriendship_: It upsets me that James didn't get the Yellow one with his border
 nan_de_mo_nai: day/night check? speed check? ring temptation check? city's blessing check?
 Stormgod519: yeah
 sallomon33: and it's only legal here, as we all know 
 dutchmoose: everybody lands sometimes
  LRRbot: Shiny Impetus [2R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token.
  r10pez10: oh the impetus cycle was in this?
 Spades_Slicc: Does it have the sauce?
 Cavemanhar: goaded with the sauce
 99FineLines: yo that creature is GOADed
  LRRbot: Displacer Kitten [3U] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | Avoidance — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile up to one target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 sallomon33: OOH
 Stormgod519: oh nooooooo
 Diabore: KITTY
 WriterRaven: babyyyyy
 KeytarCat: Laser kitten!
 MrQBear: kibby
 yatagarasu1177: they reprinted mox opal in this set right
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 jarnatan: Its cards like the impetus ones that make this such a good draft set. It's removal that still keeps the game going
 Desruprot: Displacer Kitten is a strong card
 sallomon33: also, wait, since dreg mangler is teh juice, what is the sauce?
 Spades_Slicc: Remember it's illegal to commit a crime on that cat
  LRRbot: Stonespeaker Crystal [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile any number of target players' graveyards. Draw a card.
 Stormgod519: love thsi thing
 MegaDosX: Graveyards
 Stormgod519: lol
 sallomon33: IMAGINE
 Mr_Horrible: speaking crystal? CHAMPYUN
 MegaDosX: Imagine if it was a Leveler
 Stormgod519: imagine...
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Alan Baldwin: Ah, yes - displacer kitten, the most “fine” card of all
  LRRbot: Nefarious Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [2/1] | Flying / Whenever one or more permanents you control leave the battlefield, scry 1.
 MegaDosX: Or were a Leveler
 Nickiatori: Teferious imp?
  LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 Cavemanhar: very commanding
 sallomon33: his brother, Gregarious Imp, is sadly gone
  LRRbot: Goliath Paladin [4W] | Creature — Giant Knight [3/6] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
 Stormgod519: jeez
 DNAli3n: just had a match in pauper. me on serpentine fling vs golgari turbo fog. didn't think i would have them because of lifegain
 sallomon33: jesus, James is capital G Gaming
 theymerLoviatar: @sallomon33 Gregarious I.M.P.
 99FineLines: Well Excalibur, he might have gone to the Well one too many times on that one
 dutchmoose: Giving James a command tower with no profit incentive
 Nickiatori: thats the forge
 Stormgod519: james is on Abzan Initative...
 Mr_Horrible: always forget that Undermountain has vigilance
  Sarah: The bot is still awake, it just isn't doing the Magic cards anymore
 Mr_Horrible: Steward of Valeron never looked so good
 Desruprot: only draft of Baldur's Gate I did I ended up on Dimir Initiative
  LRRbot: Decanter of Endless Water [3] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 e_bloc: fish
 GasCityGaming: Just won a game with a voided decode transmissions, felt amazing lol
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Nickiatori: that is my favourite magic item
  LRRbot: Hoarding Ogre [3R] | Creature — Ogre [3/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20. / 1—9 | Create a Treasure token. / 10—19 | Create two Treasure tokens. / 20 | Create three Treasure tokens.
 theymerLoviatar: @Desruprot Rilsa Rael is a hell of a drug
 KeytarCat: !findquote fish
  LRRbot: Quote #9175: "The color was fish?" —Graham [2024-11-14]
 Stormgod519: lol
 dutchmoose: Fish definitely looks like it's going "HUEHHHK"
 Desruprot: @theymerLoviatar yep thats the one
 circusofkirkus: attacking is banned
 Mr_Horrible: that's actually illegal, Wheeler
  Sarah: Because there's a message quota for bots over here and it was getting close to hitting it
aceviru: oh right I forgot
 MegaDosX: There were more than you think that made it to Arena unchanged, it was just the Background commanders and the Myriad cards that got changed
 sallomon33: I mean, I think prophetic prism made it too, right? and with this art no less?
  r10pez10: you can what?
 MegaDosX: And anything with Initiative got ditched
 Stormgod519: gesundheit, G
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Big fan of taking game actions
 Snowcookies: "you can attack without a gun to your head" - Wheeler
 Stormgod519: 
 Desruprot: @theymerLoviatar I also ended up winning a 3 player game that was essentially 2v1 with it
 Stormgod519: wow
 Bugberry: @MegaDosX yeah, basically the ones that cared about Commanders and multiplayer specifically.
 Stormgod519: fightiing over the initativew
 theymerLoviatar: @Desruprot yep sounds like that deck
  LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
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 Stormgod519: banned in pauper...
 JMGoody: Bad AND Boujee
 Mr_Horrible: bigger than a vulpine goliath
 MegaDosX: That fox got swole
aceviru: Honestly, I prefer it without the card feature
aceviru: Have it as a tool to help the mods
 Stormgod519: yep
 LurkerSpine: Oh dang did they hit the cap?
 Mr_Horrible: they did
 99FineLines: Popper?
 LurkerSpine: Nice
 Mr_Horrible: we're on to Ice Cream Dollars now
 DNAli3n: most of the initiative creatures are banned in pauper because of dark ritual
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: man, baldurs box got great art huh
 bytecaster: @LurkerSpine They hit the cap, nocap
 Stormgod519: there's 4 common initiative creatures that got banned in pauper. 3 are 4-drops, and 1 5-drop got banned
  r10pez10: the overlay has always been good but it constantly gets improved
  r10pez10: praise paul
  LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature — Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever this creature attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
 MegaDosX: Oh this one's good
 sallomon33: everybody's initiative gaming!
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 Stormgod519: another good one
 sallomon33: well, besides wheeler
 JMGoody: We need an overlay that tells us who has the initiative atm
 Stormgod519: anyone open a Seasoned Dungeoneer?
 Mr_Horrible: turning in every bounty, even ones from a week in the future
 Mindfire13: @Stormgod519 That's a commander deck card
 Desruprot: both a ranger and an assassin
diceanddinosaurs: Did anyone get Miirym? D:
 Stormgod519: @diceanddinosaurs Serge did
 JMGoody: oh heck yeah
diceanddinosaurs: @Stormgod519 OH BOY lol
 Stormgod519: oh yes
 MegaDosX: Oh hell
 sallomon33: I knew of it and yet I still forgot and my eyes betrayed me
 dutchmoose: that's a good door
 Spades_Slicc: I'd say the dungeon door is opaque personally
  LRRbot: Battle Angels of Tyr [2WW] | Creature — Angel Knight [4/4] | Flying, myriad / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that player has more cards in hand than each other player. Then you create a Treasure token if that player controls more lands than each other player. Then you gain 3 life if that player has more life than each other player.
 Stormgod519: how did that wheel back to you?!?
 JMGoody: That card is unreal
 bytecaster: There is just a lot going on in Magic these days, I think the little dungeon door is very clear!
 e_bloc: that card is busted
 Mr_Bitterness: I need a copy for Giada
 Mr_Horrible: that much text is making me Battle Angels of Tyred
 DNAli3n: or if people are tied
 Stormgod519: might get one for Parhelion
 MegaDosX: So this is a card that got changed for Arena because Myriad does nothing in 1vs1
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Hrrisn: magic on a friday night like god intended
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: just tuning in...is this draft EDH or just draft 4 player?
 Nickiatori: EDH
 Stormgod519: its a commander draft
OVERKiLL!: fair
 Mr_Horrible: babble for balburs gabe
 DNAli3n: 8-player commander draft
 sam_newey: draft cEDH
 BrowneePointz: yes myriad became the duplicate make thing, backgrounds became specialize
 jarnatan: This is the first game one of two games one
 Stormgod519: lol
 bytecaster: It's magic as Nicol Bolas intended
 theymerLoviatar: thing I saw on Bluesky: "Gina Lollobrigida" maps to "Alexander Hamilton"
 JMGoody: @sam_newey The format I really want
 public_key_reveal_party: So quick question for a noobie to commander draft, but how are the pods split between the 8 players?
 Cptasparagus: A modern major commander baldur battle gate
 Stormgod519: you haven't?
 yonder_peasant: can i still bet on graham?
SeismicLawns: There's a million backgrounds undrafted, but just you wait
 Desruprot: He was a model of modern major adventurere
 anhakha: Great, now im gonna have hamilton in my head for the next 12 hours.
 BrowneePointz: he’s not throwing away his, shot
 JMGoody: Wheeler just directing everyone to hit each other
 Marvoleath: @public_key_reveal_party odd seats one pod, even seats the other
  r10pez10: Commander Draft: Battle for Balder's Gate: A Magic: the Gatheing Expansion: Game One: Pod One: You'll See The Other Pod After: The Third Annual Sub-A-Thon: A LoadingReadyRun Production
aceviru: I just hope someday we get 1440 with a high bitrate. The cards will look amazing
 anhakha: Although I currently have weird al yankovic's Polka Hamilton in my head instead.
  LRRbot: Iron Mastiff [4] | Artifact Creature — Dog [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. / 1—9 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to you. / 10—19 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to defending player. / 20 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 MegaDosX: Dog
 Stormgod519: D O G
 DNAli3n: playesr 1,3,5 and 7 in one pod, players 2, 4, 6 and 8 in another
 public_key_reveal_party: @marvoleath I kinda assumed, but wasn't sure. Thanks!
 Stormgod519: James takes the initiatve
 99FineLines: @r10pez10 does this feature Dante from the Devil May Cry Series?
  LRRbot: Guildsworn Prowler [1B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue Assassin [2/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature dies, if it wasn't blocking, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: @Stormgod519 Graham currently has it
 A_Dub888: Wheeler, YOU'RE cute
 Mr_Horrible: that *is* his catchphrase
 Stormgod519: oh wait
 Stormgod519: no G has it
 Stormgod519: Im sorry
 Stormgod519: I was going off of the Dungeon map
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: I was wrong, not lying
 RockPusher: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 NooninCaz: No, no, we're lying
 samwiser_: ok, we will try
 Chartle: i cast suggestion have a good time
 NooninCaz: Most of us bet on other people
  LRRbot: Ingenious Artillerist [2R] | Creature — Human Artificer [3/1] | Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent.
 A_Dub888: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Patricia G: Please don’t eat the delicious cards
OVERKiLL!: CL D&D:BFBG MTG agbrg WoTC drafted by LRR on FNPF a Sub-A-Thon segment
 Stormgod519: sorry G 
 g0blinslide: One chat always lies, one always tells the truth...
 MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's /each/?!?"
 Yolysses: but we’ve a brand to maintain…
  r10pez10: !addquote (Angel) [Now] They're not lying, they're just wrong. | about Chat
  LRRbot: New quote #9362: "They're not lying, they're just wrong." —Angel, about Chat [2025-08-01]
 Stormgod519: lol
 99FineLines: Never change, Chat. Unless you can. In which case...do.
  LRRbot: You've Been Caught Stealing [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able. / • Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.
 A_Dub888: @g0blinslide exactly which one varies with each message
 Stormgod519: oh nice
 MegaDosX: Filthy
 sporkraptor: once. when I was five
 jarnatan: @99FineLines Good news is we could. Bad news we already did. Changed into this.
 Stormgod519: lol
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 Desruprot: Abcard Adrian
 JessieImproved: I did it...just like that
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Stormgod519: I forgot I work tomorrow morning
 bondeulv: who has the initiative?
 Diabore: one more time
 Stormgod519: Graham has it
 jarnatan: The fact that "You've Been Caught Stealing" isn't called "Tempers Are Rising" is a travesty
 BrowneePointz: clockwork fox IS goated. WITH the sauce
 bondeulv: ah, g
 vinewood_og: Who is this Sue Bothan everyone keeps talking about?
 Snowcookies: Sub-a-thon continues until the sims are invoked
 DNAli3n: i can never figure out ap/pm, as a person from Denmark, where we use 24h time
 theymerLoviatar: And if people die in The Sims, they die for real, correct?
 Stormgod519: well...
 BrowneePointz: many Sub Bothans died to give us this message
 99FineLines: @theymerLoviatar that would be The Matrix
 sam_newey: 4ge
  LRRbot: Chain Devil [3B] | Creature — Devil [4/2] | Animate Chains — When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
 bondeulv: @DNAli3n am is morning, pm is evening
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: this thing is a 2-drop in MH3
 Stormgod519: its a replacement effect
  r10pez10: fleshbag marauderer never bad
 PowrOfFriendship_: The fox is a leaves trigger, isnt it?
  Juliamon: bondeulv AM is 'DAY-M'
 MegaDosX: !card clockwork fox
  LRRbot: Clockwork Fox [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [3/2] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, you draw two cards and each opponent draws a card.
  r10pez10: !card Clockwork Fox
  LRRbot: Clockwork Fox [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [3/2] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, you draw two cards and each opponent draws a card.
 Stormgod519: leaves
 UtilityPunk:  Clockwork Fox works
 chaostreader: isn’t it important to note whose cards are whose?
 e_bloc: what the fox says explains what the fox does
 sam_newey: i was hopping kitten would bink fox
 bytecaster: It is hard to swing a chain around and not hit yourself
 BrowneePointz: Clockwork Fox remains goated
 theymerLoviatar: Chain Devil trips and falls onto his own chains
 Stormgod519: @e_bloc but do we know what the fox says?
 Sorator13: @bondeulv 0-11 is AM, 12-23 is PM. (12AM = 24/0; 12PM = 12, which can be confusing.)
 BrowneePointz: Battle Angels…Alita?
  LRRbot: Contact Other Plane [3U] | Instant | Roll a d20. / 1—9 | Draw two cards. / 10—19 | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / 20 | Scry 3, then draw three cards.
 UtilityPunk: @BrowneePointz Tick tock, tick tock, kaboom
 samwiser_: angel attacking angel
Robin Timmler: Hi from Germany
OVERKiLL!: :hand-pink-waving:
aceviru: welcome in
 Stormgod519: lol
 e_bloc: @Stormgod519 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
  r10pez10: 10000-0 is BC, 0-10000 is AD
 MegaDosX: !card displacer kitten
  LRRbot: Displacer Kitten [3U] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | Avoidance — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile up to one target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 jarnatan: am are the ones that grow from the bottom of the cave and pm are the ones that drip down from the ceiling of the cave
 theymerLoviatar: @jarnatan and which ones are edible?
 jarnatan: Both. Once.
SeismicLawns: that's value
 Voidhawk42: !card battle angels
  LRRbot: Battle Angels of Tyr [2WW] | Creature — Angel Knight [4/4] | Flying, myriad / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that player has more cards in hand than each other player. Then you create a Treasure token if that player controls more lands than each other player. Then you gain 3 life if that player has more life than each other player.
 UtilityPunk: @UtilityPunk Woop, chat scrolled and wrecked my "what does the fox say" joke
 Nickiatori: Angel should have the innitiative on the display
 QuixoticScrivener: Is 727 the ice cream stretch goal?
 theymerLoviatar: @jarnatan Very good [monkey cat noises]
 Stormgod519: M'door
 DNAli3n: did Wheeler take the combat damage? i think he only took trap damage
  LRRbot: Myrkul, Lord of Bones [4WBG] | Legendary Creature — God [7/5] | As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul has indestructible. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.
 EvilBadman: tin roof, rusted
 MegaDosX: That line of text is immediately relevant
 flatluigi: just make james gain health
 notpsion: yes 727 is ice cream truck
  r10pez10: i do wonder if james orders the same ice cream truck every time
 BrowneePointz: Myrkul is one of the coolest legends from this set
 Stormgod519: I mean, James isn't allowed to read cards, right?
 BrowneePointz: also enables busted bs
aceviru: After this week they all need a spa day
 e_bloc: nice
 theymerLoviatar: I've been thinking of building Myrkul ever since this set came out
 jarnatan: It's a bit sad that the other of the Dead Three aren't really proper commanders outside of the set, but it's good that Myrkul is
 BrowneePointz: Bane is played some
 BrowneePointz: but Myrkul is the most interesting
 raulghoulia: @BrowneePointz my myrkul deck uses Luxior to turn planewalkers into creatures, sac them to bring them back as enchantments that can't be attacked
 NooninCaz: I always wanted a Bane Shadowborn Apostles list someday
 Stormgod519: lol
 stippledotter: @QuixoticScrivener Yes
 theymerLoviatar: @raulghoulia wild
 DNAli3n: @raulghoulia that's super neat
 BrowneePointz: Myrkul causes weird interactions and combos with a ham sandwich
  LRRbot: Iron Mastiff [4] | Artifact Creature — Dog [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. / 1—9 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to you. / 10—19 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to defending player. / 20 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Sorator13: Advantage, not disadvantage
  r10pez10: jackal pup
 BrowneePointz: oh pack tactics
 BrowneePointz: neat
 RockPusher: 
 bondeulv: it's not opposite advantage, it _is_ advantage
  Dastar512: cool dog bro
  LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
  LRRbot: Agent of the Iron Throne [2B] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life."
 99FineLines: brb chat resolving my gut
 Mr_Horrible: the fact that it sticks around, so filthy
 e_bloc: when you get severely ill, your gut does typically resolve first
 ElektroTal: i see wheels is playing my kind of deck
 drcthulu: everyone takes 2, ah ah ah
 jarnatan: When you're very ill, your gut works just like the stack. Last in, first out
 Stormgod519: Gut is so messed up
 BrowneePointz: @elektrotal to the dungeon with ye!
 Voidhawk42: Which card is dealing damage on artifact entering?
 Voidhawk42: Is it the guy next to gut?
  LRRbot: Bronze Walrus [3] | Artifact Creature — Walrus [2/2] | When this creature enters, scry 2. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Desruprot: walrus
 bytecaster: MY BOY!
 Stormgod519: hi Shivam
 Chartle: that is the walrus
 BrowneePointz: artillerist @voidhawk42
 99FineLines: Wheeler is a known Egg man
 A_Dub888: Brawlrus
 Hansk_and_Boo: hope it doesn't walrust
 Desruprot: cacu ca chu
 Stormgod519: you are not...
 ClodiumSoride: @Voidhawk42 I think it's the Agent of the Iron Throne, which is the "guy" next to Gut.
  LRRbot: Dragonborn Looter [1U] | Creature — Dragon Rogue [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
 jarnatan: James' life total seems to be missing a digit 
 Mr_Horrible: "can't believe they can suddenly do math"
 ClodiumSoride: oh wait, that's leaving
 Lord_Hosk: If Chat kills James he has to do 10 pushups
 Desruprot: @Lord_Hosk ha! nice
 Mattmitchell45: How will it impact Bitcoin tho?
 Mattmitchell45: (I hope badly)
 BrowneePointz: Did Graham take Bashir due to his love of Star Trek? we shall never know
  LRRbot: Cloudkill [4BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone.
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 PowrOfFriendship_: What's Sephiroth's favourite card? Cloudkill
 jarnatan: Sephiroth!
  r10pez10: can cloud kill kill cloud
aceviru: my favorite cloud
 AulusOvidius: how many clouds could cloud kill kill if cloud kill could kill cloud?
 DNAli3n: @r10pez10 depends how expensive your commander is
  LRRbot: Guardian Naga // Banishing Coils | Guardian Naga [5WW] | Creature — Snake [5/6] | Vigilance / During your turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature. // Banishing Coils [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target artifact or enchantment.
 UtilityPunk: @AulusOvidius At least one moogle
 BrowneePointz: Guardian Naga!!!!
 99FineLines: Displacer Kitten continues to eat hours of people's lives
 ClodiumSoride: @AulusOvidius *golf clap*
 ElektroTal: not gonna sack 9 treasures to just punch everyone on the way out?
 Mr_Horrible: cloudkill, still causing problems
 sam_newey: kitty
 jarnatan: It's punch-a-chunk, not punch-at-chumps
 JMGoody: Just kill James
 A_Dub888: does Angel's bird still get -3/-3?
 Stormgod519: yes
 Stormgod519: its a 0/1
  r10pez10: i'm a 0/1
 Stormgod519: no U... wait
 jarnatan: To an 0/1, Sorceress Queen is a saviour and protector
 Mattmitchell45: I'm a firing ma laser
 Desruprot: pretty sure the 1/2 doesn't fly
 drcthulu: angel doesn't have more cards?
  LRRbot: Astral Confrontation [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you're attacking. / Exile target creature.
 JMGoody: Angel didnt take damage
 Stormgod519: Graham is so good at becoming the problem
 Mr_Horrible: he's your boss, of COURSE he's making everyone his enemy 
 Stormgod519: and I'm here for it
 A_Dub888: Graham "Game Actions" Stark
 TabbyLavalamp: I forgot about the subathon as I was wondering what they were going to play tonight.
 chaostreader: !card Rasaad yn
  LRRbot: Rasaad yn Bashir [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. / Choose a Background
 NooninCaz: chat increasingly wishing it bet on Graham
 Chartle: bird
 Mr_Horrible: the church's chicken
  LRRbot: Majestic Genesis [6GG] | Sorcery | Reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone. You may put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 jarnatan: @Stormgod519 Or, as Dave's Spokesman would say, the perrobullem
  r10pez10: sick mythic bro
 Desruprot: nice 7
 MegaDosX: Spin that wheel!
 Stormgod519: fresh 7
 Seagulyus: @Mr_Horrible yeah but if the proletariat rose tomorrow, he would be among them, if not trying to support them. Graham is cool : P
 jarnatan: Sega Genesis is a good card
 NooninCaz: Casual Genesis Wave for 7
 theymerLoviatar: a taupe ass dragon?
 Stormgod519: oof
 Mr_Horrible: damnable
 Stormgod519: not the best
 DNAli3n: ood
 DNAli3n: oof*
  LRRbot: Topaz Dragon // Entropic Cloud | Topaz Dragon [4BB] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, deathtouch // Entropic Cloud [1B] | Instant — Adventure | Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
 PabstBlueFalcon: Is that a furniture store? Cause that was The Brick
 Nickiatori: when i make a Progenitus deck that card is going in
 Mr_Horrible: everyone loves the Neutral Dragons
 99FineLines: awkward-fart.wav
 yatagarasu1177: is that the first spell thats gone to james's graveyard
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 Stormgod519: oh no
 drcthulu: ruh roh
 Desruprot: twice
 NooninCaz: James' dog is mean
 schordash: 
 anhakha: What is this dog card?
 yatagarasu1177: i so want james to die to his dog
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 Mr_Horrible: "Local Hand That Feeds Bit Yet Again"
  r10pez10: !card Iron Mastiff
  LRRbot: Iron Mastiff [4] | Artifact Creature — Dog [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. / 1—9 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to you. / 10—19 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to defending player. / 20 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 ClodiumSoride: "Get 'em, boy!" *chomp* "Get *them*, boy!"
  LRRbot: Iron Mastiff [4] | Artifact Creature — Dog [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. / 1—9 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to you. / 10—19 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to defending player. / 20 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 DNAli3n: what dat dog doin
 drcthulu: it's called dog that bites James
  r10pez10: i should include it in more decks
 Stormgod519: James just sucks at rolling dice
 Mr_Horrible: you have higher odds of not doming yourself
 TabbyLavalamp: @PabstBlueFalcon That was an excellent pun.
 theymerLoviatar: it's a good dog
SeismicLawns: if you don't roll ass it's wonderful
 ContingentCat: it's a skill issue
 Voidhawk42: If you attack 2 people, it;s 25% chance to bite you. So James is currently at 12.5%
 Mr_Horrible: YES HE DO
  LRRbot: Geode Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost.
 Stormgod519: pretty good in a Rowan deck
 owangel1: Does the dog spell disaster to someone at Sacrifice
 Sorator13: Deep cut, G; I love it
 99FineLines: but James KNOWS he can't beat G
 Nickiatori: its a fun card for a Gisells deck
 Voidhawk42: Inspector Cluesso! Love those films
SeismicLawns: it's 3/4 likely to attack as essentially an 8/4 which is nice
 99FineLines: so he's not even gonna try
 A_Dub888: Are James' rolls reflective of how Jade treats him?
 Nickiatori: Gisella*
 EvilBadman: Yeah I've been teasing them, starving them, singing off key.
 YungRisK: nice
 Stormgod519: wow
 CuteTeaGoat: I managed to read "Gender Golem"
  r10pez10: oh yeah no singleton rule in draft
 Stormgod519: nope
 Nickiatori: no completion noise?
 ClodiumSoride: no dungeon overlay for this stream
 A_Dub888: @CuteTeaGoat I mean, there's no rule that says golems can't have genders
  LRRbot: Juvenile Mist Dragon [3UU] | Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying / Confounding Clouds — When this creature enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Each of those creatures doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
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 Cptasparagus: in minecraft
 TabbyLavalamp: Wait. I just realized there are three unsleeved decks (haven't been ere long).
 notpsion: who let the dogs out? james, apparently
 theymerLoviatar: James made a grave mistake putting a dog in the deck of the Lord of Bones
 Sorator13: It's a great scene
 Stormgod519: oh yeah
 Sorator13: "your MASSAGE"
 jarnatan: @theymerLoviatar Well I mean, at worst the answer to "does the dog die?" is "temporarily"
 Sorator13: Ohhh, neat!
 coriolis_storm: That’s what happens when the Lord of BONES gets a dog!
  r10pez10: graham died?
 anhakha: Better than what Google thinks of Ben Wheeler...
 99FineLines: G's looking good...for a dead guy
 BrowneePointz: Hope Naked Gun is as good as the reviews are saying
 HadesLeprechaun: Graham is now a Sims ghost
 Stormgod519: your boss is a Ghost?
 flatluigi: o7
 Mr_Horrible: a farewell to graharms
 CaptainSpam: Classic Graham Stark, dying in 2009 and all!
  Foxmar320: Just like his sim
Arisorio: Oh really?
Arisorio: My condolences
 anhakha: Don't google Benjamin Wheeler.
 bytecaster: The subathon stretch goal is to get a necromancer for Graham!
 theymerLoviatar: Does google still think Adam is the CEO of Games Workshop or something?
 Chartle: hey at least you get a redirect at the top of his wikipedia page to loadingreadyrun
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible no, Farewell exiles, they don't die to it...
 CommanderPulsar: So Geaham should be a ghost in Sins?
 A_Dub888: Wait, if Graham's dead, what does that make Penelope?
 raulghoulia: @Mr_Horrible that is difficult to say
 JMGoody: Just don't google "Graham Stark Controversy"
 Voidhawk42: @Stormgod519 LRR manga title
 jarnatan: @A_Dub888 Sad?
  LRRbot: Summon Undead [4B] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 drcthulu: @anhakha Don't google Benjamin Wheeler controversy*
 99FineLines: can the undead summon other undead?
 Stormgod519: @drcthulu true
  r10pez10: cool reanimate
 Simonark: Don’t Google the other Graham Stark. sufficed to say we have the better one.
 EvilBadman: More like borrow the initiative.
 Stormgod519: you got this, Wheeler
aceviru: "I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened"
 singinnonsense: spiky dwarf or chained up devil
 Stormgod519: I have my 81k points behind it
 Adilliams: When can I buy Graham's sleeves in the shop?
  r10pez10: james gonna roll a 10+
 Chartle: did you know the other Graham Stark was on the Goon Show
  LRRbot: Vicious Battlerager [3B] | Creature — Dwarf Barbarian [1/5] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Spiked Retribution — Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 5 life.
 99FineLines: YO THE SLEEEVES WERE A CLUE ABOUT HIS 2009 DEATH
 anhakha: Nah, let james do it.
 Tonemanzero: wait where did the 15+ hours come from?
 JMGoody: HA
 h3rsh3yb4r: capybara
  Juliamon: Tonemanzero There was a sub discount
 Stormgod519: good joke, streamer
  r10pez10: what does that mean
 anhakha: Good the dog!
 drcthulu: one more wheeler
 anhakha: *good the dog!
 ThePixelSavage: one more
 anhakha: Damn autocorrect
 anhakha: *****GOAD
 ClodiumSoride: got there
 ThePixelSavage: James Turner is no coward
 sam_newey: James please don't k9ys
 drcthulu: Wheeler famously says other people are bad at basic arithmatic
BlueElectivire: Good! The Dog!
 Sorator13: careful, don't negate the dog!
  r10pez10: 10+ let's go
 Territan: @anhakha *Autocorrupt
 JMGoody: @sam_newey Great joke
 Mazrae: Question if James attacked with the dog and rolled low would the damage happen to both James and another player at the same time or James first
 Stormgod519: writes down teferi's protection?
 anhakha: OTL
 Stormgod519: each opponent
 A_Dub888: @anhakha autocorrect: "helping" users since 2007
 Stormgod519: oh?
  LRRbot: Pact Weapon [3B] | Artifact — Equipment | As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, you don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card and reveal it. The creature gets +X/+X until end of turn and you lose X life, where X is that card's mana value. / Equip—Discard a card.
 Stormgod519: oh jesus
 Territan: Thde dog kills everybody = The Reverse John Wick.
 Stormgod519: woooooow
 NooninCaz: James...
 Strebenherz: goated
 Kentosaurus: sick
  r10pez10: wait that's sick
 jarnatan: Autocorrect is the second thing I disable immediately after getting a new phone. The first thing is sound of any kind
 anhakha: Yes!!!
 Stormgod519: DOG DOG DOG!
 JMGoody: That rocks
 Mr_Horrible: the most fucked-up Sif you've ever seen
 BrowneePointz: Pact Tactics
 raulghoulia: that dog has an evil sword!
 anhakha: Doglock
 KaleidoscopeMind: dog made a pact
 singinnonsense: robot dog warlock
 Desruprot: just a drow
 Stormgod519: let's go, James
 Stormgod519: come on
SeismicLawns: to be fair, paper viconia isn't that special
 Kentosaurus: viconia fans in shambles
 drcthulu: what card did James discard?
 Angreed66: This is why not all dogs are good
 NooninCaz: "I make pact with this dog so it will stop killing me"
  LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 ElektroTal: (what dog are we talking about)
 Mr_Horrible: james also loses 3
 chaostreader: ^
 anhakha: Lose 3 life
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit
 Stormgod519: LES GOOOO!
 nyc_mtg: YOOO
  r10pez10: !card iron mastiff
  LRRbot: Iron Mastiff [4] | Artifact Creature — Dog [4/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. / 1—9 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to you. / 10—19 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to defending player. / 20 | This creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 Kentosaurus: let's go!!!!
 hotgreenflames: had to get back in chat, did james just THIS DROW viconia? like he's playing as all her plot in 3? 
 MWGNZ:   
 ThePixelSavage: LETS GO!
 WriterRaven: BOOYA
 innerbeard: NO FUCKING WAY
 Strebenherz: OH MY GOD
 HadesLeprechaun: HE DID IT
 Jillexie: Crit!
 Josherm: 
 CaptainSpam: BOOM NAT 20
 Sorator13: WOW
 EmmaPartlow: LMAO
 Flyingdelorion: clip it or rip it
 anhakha: Hahahahaha!!!
 Camail: it's fate
 hotgreenflames:   
 schordash:   
BlueElectivire: Woooooooooooooo
 Desruprot:    
 ContingentCat: 
 magnusokern: Awesome
 e_bloc:   
 insanecat6mtg:   
 jarnatan: Game of skill!
 JuniorRoll: Excellent
 sam_newey: Checovs Dog
 Stormgod519: the only life point that matters
 selarom: ITS JAMES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
 ProcyonFlynn:  - Live the Dream
 Mr_Horrible: pact weapon bobs you, yes
 groulux: NO WAY!!!
 wrapscalion:  
 MegaDosX: 
 yonder_peasant: 
 Mr_Horrible: but this is extremely funny
 sam_newey:   
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
 anhakha: This is why I love this set.
  r10pez10: holy shit
 Mr_Bitterness: That was a Beardsly-like Nat 20
 protojman: this is so incredible
aceviru: amazing haha
 A_Dub888: good pup
 BrowneePointz: James can’t die while that is equipped either
 Mr_Horrible: he just needed a stick
 raulghoulia: sit ubu sit. good dog
 Angreed66: Time to old yeller the dog
 EvilBadman: you threw that dog one hell of a bone
 chaostreader: I think wheeler might win by playing his commander.
 Voidhawk42: That dog has done 29 non-combat damage
 RatherLargeToad: Just had to give the dog a stick, and now it’s happy
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanEsteemedLouseYee-gQnO9dIArTwotIyL
 Stormgod519: What the dog doin?
 drcthulu: one out of 3 ain't bad
 Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 damage
 ThePixelSavage: @Stormgod519 their best
 Strebenherz: made my clip a bit short, but figured that works
 Stormgod519: sure
 Stormgod519: lul
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanArtsyPorcupineLitFam-1oImKWhqSSt85WDB
 Stormgod519: sure
 innerbeard: Isshin id imagine
aceviru: LET'S GO BIG DOG ARF ARF
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongExquisiteNikudonFloof-oItl-Yl-I1TbG5V5
 Chartle: mr house
 raulghoulia: Mr House
 Cavemanhar: mr house
 MegaDosX: Mr House hilariously
 jarnatan: I'm looking straight at my sealed box of Commander Legends: Baldurs Gate and imagining being able to get seven other people together at the same time to actually draft it
 ElektroTal: we gonna do a new bonus episode?
 ToppHat: Mr House
 EmmaPartlow: Mr House
 meestacalf: gotta be house
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Mr House has 10k decks
sChaosagent: Mr House
 Stormgod519: Mr House
 JRandomHacker: Followed by Wyll+Sword Coast Sailor
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Mr_Horrible: Isshin? They made a Sekiro deck?
 MegaDosX: !card mr house
  LRRbot: Mr. House, President and CEO [RWB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human [0/4] | Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. / {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.
  LRRbot: Skullwinder [2G] | Creature — Snake [1/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.
 arbysgaming38: i play it in wyll blade of frontiers / raised by giants
RedJackz: I’m sorry, this stream has been going on for more than a day?
 Chartle: hilariously, sophia dogged detective is up there as well
 NooninCaz: @Mr_Horrible Isshin, Two Heavens as One
 EmmaPartlow: Also Sophia, Dogged Detective, which is funny
 Cavemanhar: then wyll and sword coast sailor
 evisam: I play in sophia dectectice
sChaosagent: @Mr_Horrible I wish.
 hotgreenflames: house just likes anything that rolls d20s in mardu
 A_Dub888: Yeah, it's Mr House by a VERY wide margin
 Stormgod519: its in 54 Phelia decks
 GasCityGaming: Wyll, blade of frontiers too
 EvilBadman: Yeah. Mr. House because he wants you to roll 4 or higher (but it doesn't say it has to be on a d6)
 Mr_Horrible: @NooninCaz I'll take the Sword Saint, thanks
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: it's in 10,237 Mr House decks, out of the 17,000 Mr House decks listed
  r10pez10: ooh skullwinder reprint
Mudkipology: I thought House was a Doctor
 Stormgod519: since when can you do anything Straight, Wheeler?
 protojman: sophia dogged detective
 sam_newey: hes in mr house because he is house trained
 jarnatan: @RedJackz About a week
  LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
 protojman: she’ll make the dog big herself
 BrowneePointz: yea Mr House wants 4+ dice rolls
 Stormgod519: oh god
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Mudkipology common mistake, it's actually a subgenre of techno music
 schordash: 
 Cavemanhar: the funniest one I see in edhrec for the iron mastiff is the mindskinner
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, James doesn't die to it
 Stormgod519: just gotta destroy that blade
 Mr_Horrible: or the dog
 Goombill: Does the tracker track negative life?
 Stormgod519: welp
 ClodiumSoride: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa ishkur.com
 Stormgod519: he has it
 Stormgod519: G dies
  LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
 schordash: 
 CaptainSpam: So, kill the creature, kill James.  Simple!
 Stormgod519: well, not right now
 Stormgod519: its a 4/4
 Voidhawk42: Lot of cool decks running it. Jon Irenicus is pretty funny, giving someone else the dog and goading it
 Stormgod519: fireball!
 Mr_Horrible: Gut and the Pilgrim's Eye are now canonically doing this: 
  LRRbot: Fireball [XR] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} more to cast for each target beyond the first. / Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.
 Cavemanhar: lol
 Stormgod519: GG Wheeler
Drum0_0: 
 ElektroTal: actual factual fireball
 Desruprot: all problems solved by Fireball
 Nickiatori: GG!
 Stormgod519: my points are saved!
 Nickiatori: my points are saved!
 Bionull: You always fireball the things you love
 Stormgod519: holy moly
 schordash: 
 NooninCaz: Wheeler kills dog
  LRRbot: Firbolg Flutist [4RR] | Creature — Giant Bard [4/4] | Enthralling Performance — When this creature enters, gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste and myriad until end of turn.
 Stormgod519: im up to 278k points
 BrowneePointz: Rule 1. always kill wheeler first
 DarkNacht: !findquote doggo
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
diceanddinosaurs: God I love this draft format
  r10pez10: i mean James is the crowd favourite
 theymerLoviatar: +421251 bay-BEE
 MrQBear: there goes the 100K i bet...
 Nickiatori: Holy moly I went from 79k points to 260k
 Stormgod519: I got so many points back
 Stormgod519: 81k to 278k
 Angreed66: that's not a problem. The dog made a pact
 stippledotter: Wheeler's too powerful--hes the guy who beat Wheeler!
 drcthulu: Wheeler is always the arch enemy
 samwiser_: at 1 million channel points adam visits you to kiss you goodnight.
 Stormgod519: I love you Wheeler, but you are the bad guy
 theymerLoviatar: lmao I won nearly a third of that point pot
 bytecaster: Many commander players would have more fun if they would prioritize humor over winning more send tweet.
 Snowcookies: Wheeler, dog killer
 Flyingdelorion: This was fun! I will see the next game in the vod tomorrow! Stay classy chat, it's bedtime for me!
 Mr_Horrible: always gotta think of the content
 Desruprot: Baldur's Gate was slept on
 bytecaster: Yeah, this set was really great!
 Sorator13: It has been well-clipped!
 ClockTamer: how many subs to have Wheeler play a pod by himself?
 schordash: 
 ElektroTal: Baldur's Gate is the best format no one played
 BrowneePointz: It should’ve came out when the Game dropped
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: releasing before BG3 released was sooooo bad for it
 BrowneePointz: same for the film
  r10pez10: battlebond was also great
 Desruprot: I agree with James
 Mr_Horrible: conspiracy was boatloads of fun
 tehfewl: i played tons of this format
 ElektroTal: let's not forget double masters
 Bugberry: They should combine the 4 player formats with an Un set.
 ushiikun: I plaid this with some of my nieces and nephews (aged 9-11) and they absolutely loved it.
SeismicLawns: the timing here was awful and it had very few cards that people wanted to crack packs for
 DarkNacht: We need conspiracy commander draft
 goombalax: @ElektroTal Every time I open a pack even now, it always brings a smile
 Mr_Horrible: turns out, tying disparate media releases together *INVARIABLY* fucks something up
 Mr_Horrible: see, every modern pokemon release
 bytecaster: Sneaky jumpstart if we have some time at the end?
 h3rsh3yb4r: there's no more room for supplementary product because of all the standard products
  r10pez10: hey wheeler we get to guess more cards
 ThePixelSavage: 8 player game
 JinaMahavira: Wheeler vs Wheeler vs Wheeler vs Wheeler
 HadesLeprechaun: 3rd game with different group of 4 could be fun!
 Diabore: time for a 2 hours commander game
 samwiser_: das a sword
 MegaDosX: Sword of Once and Future
 singinnonsense: just get wheeler to play 4 decks
 DMGlol: sword of something and something
 Korolan: Once and Future
 Chartle: the black white sword
 Micalovits: Sword of Kiss and Tell!
 Fanklok: Sword of once and fututre
 BrowneePointz: huh I thought they were same year different months. pandini memories don’t exist
Singenmeister is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 25 in the channel!
Singenmeister gifted a Tier 1 sub to Darlan37!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Singenmeister! Welcome to Darlan37 and D4veruss! (Today's storm count: 1192)
  r10pez10: TODAY
 Chartle: black blue
 Chartle: fuck
  shea_wolfe: Wait, did we crash the LRR site?
 Simonark: BG3 had been in early access for over a year by the time CLB released.
 MegaDosX: Holy shit what is that storm count
 A_Dub888: btw, anyone know how the Sims did after last night's patch?
diceanddinosaurs: I have that card and I can't remember it's name lol
 Mr_Horrible: @JinaMahavira I like the idea of 3 Wheelers and a Serge, and Wheeler has to attack at least 1 other Wheeler if he's sending things into the red zone
 HadesLeprechaun: Sword of Bread and Butter!
 sporkraptor: I see a Jordynne
 Sorator13: Jodrynne! Hi!
 CaptainChibale: Hi Jordynne!
 definenull: hi jordynne!
aceviru: Cloud's sword 😏
 Korolan: Swordynne
  r10pez10: jordynne jumpscare
 Qalten: @A_Dub888 They were actually repairing things and generally okay!
 MrQBear: @HadesLeprechaun Doesn't look like a pickle to me
 theymerLoviatar: Jordynne's hair is perfect
 electra310: what the heckadoodle happened to the number? It went so up!
 Mr_Horrible: Sword of Finally and Done
 MegaDosX: Planar Bridge
 Strebenherz: that big gate thing
  r10pez10: quick chat guess cards while wheeler is busy
  Juliamon: There was a gift sub discount during Beejlander. Things happened.
 samwiser_: yeah, why number go up?
 theymerLoviatar: @electra310 a discount led to one person gifting 300 subs
 bytecaster: There was a sale and Wheeler also challenged chat
 bytecaster: is rather
 Strebenherz: nine mana "throw things down from your deck"
 Territan: @MegaDosX The sub gifts in the past two hours or so have been off the chain.
 definenull: hi heather!
 sporkraptor: hi Heather
 Korolan: Swordynne of Dance and Party
 Strebenherz: hi heather
 RockPusher:   
 Korolan: Hi Heather!
 Snowcookies: Hi Heather!
 Arakasi01: Who's that magic card? It's cataract!
 electra310: I hate that I missed that, but that is awesome
 CaptainChibale: there was a sub gift sale so they capped the subathon hours.
 samwiser_: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wheeler also played with himself on the stream
 bytecaster: I would really love some stats on how many people aren't subscribed in chat at this point, like the percentage must be low
king and commoner: Excalibur Excalibur. From the United K, I'm looking for him
Villian Vero: oh hey, Stargate Atlantis
 MegaDosX: Hi Paul!
 Mr_Horrible: joke's on them, I only ever searched for things that cost 2 or less with Planar Portal 
 Korolan: KNIFE
 RockPusher: electra310 look, I'm not one to pass up a Beejcount
 samwiser_: ehhehe hi paul!
 Strebenherz: I think at a point it just starts throwing subs at people on twitch or something
 theymerLoviatar: Paul escaped containment
 definenull:  !
 Mr_Horrible: black implement?
 Sorator13: hi POaul!
 DarkNacht: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #754: "I did that TOO well..." —Paul [2015-09-28]
 ElektroTal: paul looks like an sf6 character during the loading screen
 Sorator13: heck. *Paul!
 Fanklok: Grim Tutor?
 Mr_Horrible: can't remember the name
 Strebenherz: artifact paul
 sporkraptor: paul! is an artifact??
 Strebenherz: pauldrons!
 Diabore: immplement of malice
  shea_wolfe: Paul the site is down T_T
 UtilityPunk: Kaladesh artifact, sac to discard?
 theymerLoviatar: I held this card earlier today and didn't remember the name
 bytecaster: @sporkraptor In the friday night intros, typically, yes
 Mr_Horrible: malice, that's it
 HadesLeprechaun: Silumgar
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: silumgar!
 samwiser_: silumgar
 Desruprot: 
 Mr_Horrible: all the implement cycle has that kind of perspective
 MegaDosX: Dragonlord Silumgar
 Korolan: SILGENGAR
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: dragonlord silumgar probs
 TehAmelie: malice, doesn't sound like Paul
 A_Dub888: Big Sillis
 Desruprot: @UtilityPunk yes
 Sorator13: @bytecaster well, artificer, but that's basically the same thing
 Voidhawk42: Still can't get over the dog dealing 25% of all player damage that game
king and commoner: Leonardo the NInja turtle
aceviru: That is Paul
Villian Vero: toe to tip that's a paul
king and commoner: Velocipastor
 Mr_Horrible: mr steal ya walker
  r10pez10: i'm waiting for a card art that is just a head so someone can stand there
 theymerLoviatar: Silumgar please notice me
 sporkraptor: drgn
 Desruprot: Dragonlord Silumgar, I see Tasigur
 bytecaster: @Sorator13 I think there were some colorless Pauls, but I might be misremembering
 MegaDosX: Etrata the Silencer
 Mr_Horrible: Etrata the Silencer?
 BrowneePointz: Dadbod Dragon!
yukiMakingArt: etrata
 Desruprot: OG Etrata
 Korolan: Oh!
 A_Dub888: Errata the Silencer
 BrowneePointz: etrata
 Korolan: A Cutie
 MegaDosX: The queen
 Strebenherz: some sorta vampire?
 theymerLoviatar: Etrata please also notice me
  r10pez10: never won a game with it
  r10pez10: great card though
 samwiser_: chat give me your strength, I need to do the dishes.
Villian Vero: showing off the pretty new bling
king and commoner: Kelsier
aceviru: Batman
 Mr_Horrible: do not remember which rav revisit the OG is from
  Dastar512: its pikachu?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyRealWaffleKevinTurtle-KfO3HXIn-ES4Sg0R
 ThePixelSavage: @samwiser_ do it tommorrow.
 Mr_Horrible: guilds, apparently
 Sorator13: @samwiser_ you can do it! I believe in you!
 theymerLoviatar: @samwiser_ I'm going to bed, I'll send you wireless charge
 mastershake29x: etrata is great against mutate
 Mr_Horrible: funny that this can combo with Ravenloft for a quick kill
 Mr_Horrible: Skittershriek? or something like thhat
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: uhhh big eldrazi idiot
  r10pez10: eldrazi displacer?
 Mr_Horrible: 4/3 eldrazi homie from BFZ
 Desruprot: its from Battle Eldrazi
 BrowneePointz: Kozilek something
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Kozilek's Friend 
 HadesLeprechaun: I'd recognize the big eldrazi, don't recognize this one
 Mr_Horrible: it's from bfz so it's one of the bad ones 
 Mr_Horrible: skitter*skin*
 Sorator13: can I also just say, this break screen game is really well done and very cool technology
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: oh frick i know this
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: it's a jump start card
 definenull: I know this uhhh
 Mr_Horrible: chemister's insight
 Strebenherz: is that a vehicle?
 MegaDosX: Chemister's Insihgt
 biosimicist: chemistry’s insight
 definenull: chemister something
  benjamin_wheeler: Chen insight
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: sorry it HAS jump-start the mechanic
 Strebenherz: nope that's a person
 Mr_Horrible: love a yumpstart
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: not jump start the set
 Mr_Horrible: 
  benjamin_wheeler: I’m back but was late
  benjamin_wheeler: also my phone might die
SeismicLawns: @benjamin_wheeler Chen Linsight
 Strebenherz: wb wheeler
 HadesLeprechaun: Clue, haha
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: I love this art btw
 BrowneePointz: Chen insight is that he’s a handsome Pandaren
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: so good
 Mr_Horrible: it died doing what it loved, Wheeler
 Micalovits: They should bring back jumpstart - it was pretty neat
  r10pez10: go find a charger so chat can beat you
 asddsa28: god i love that song
 Mr_Horrible: dunno this homie
 HadesLeprechaun: Necroduality
  benjamin_wheeler: cleaved slab
 Mechsican: cleaver kaab
SeismicLawns: Is this just Two-headed zombie?
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: it's a two-headed giant! 
 HadesLeprechaun: ooh yeah Cleaver skaab
 Mr_Horrible: brick voice: "Hey, Slab"
 schordash: 
 A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler you're a cleaved slab
  Dastar512: @Mr_Horrible Did you just JUMP OFF THE BUZZARD'S NEST?!
 Mr_Horrible: @Dastar512 I haven't booted up that game in so long
savorycookie: gustwalker
  benjamin_wheeler: gust walker
 A_Dub888: gust walker
  Dastar512: @Mr_Horrible best borderlands.
 ArloArts:  hey all
 Stormgod519: hya
 Mr_Horrible: the "oh right, I'm dead" common from AKH
 Wonderdoc: who won game 1? had to dip for a moment
  benjamin_wheeler: card was nasty in draft
 Korolan: Gustsomething
 Stormgod519: it is
 BrowneePointz: Mythic common
  r10pez10: wheeler won the game but james and his dog won the crowd
 ElektroTal: pick oneable, easy
 Qalten: @Wonderdoc the dog
 Mr_Horrible: so many games where you had to remember they have 3 in the air if it kills you
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: and flying??? whew
 Micalovits: Oh right, the mana 3/3 flier
  benjamin_wheeler: huh
 Wonderdoc: @r10pez10 James is the champ of our hearts
 Stormgod519: wither and bloom?
 A_Dub888: Gravity Axe
  benjamin_wheeler: these reprints are killing me
 Mr_Horrible: sword inna ground
  benjamin_wheeler: wait nvm
  benjamin_wheeler: this is that soldier esp from bro
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: sword of gross and glow
  benjamin_wheeler: equip
  benjamin_wheeler: veterans somehing
 Korolan: Sword of Yuck and Yum
 Mr_Horrible: powerstone blade?
  benjamin_wheeler: yeah
 Stormgod519: ah
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: oh nasty
  benjamin_wheeler: craters clawa
 Stormgod519: lol
 Chartle: hot hand
 Stormgod519: he's too good
 Mr_Horrible: the day I remember a common card from BRO is the day they put me in the ground
 HadesLeprechaun: some red burn card
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: ferocious x spell so good in temur decks
 biosimicist: sword of treasure and
SeismicLawns: Crater's Claws baybeeeeeeeee
 Mazrae: Terminator 2
 public_key_reveal_party: Did the first pod finish? Who won?
 Obsc: cheating to say the card before I even see it 
 Wonderdoc: i was about to say lavaclaw reaches and like nah thats the art brief lol
 youcantlistentobuttons: Lava Claw reaches?
 Mr_Horrible: "if you've got a 4-power critter it's as good as firebolt" 
 Korolan: Funky Dealer from the JSRF Soundtrack
 EvilBadman: @public_key_reveal_party guess lol
SeismicLawns: best fireball is one that's sometimes firebolt
 magnusokern: @public_key_reveal_party Wheeler
Astral_Apache: 10000 10000 10000 10000 10000 Late to the party, bit not too late for BITS!!!!!!!!!
  benjamin_wheeler: sliver hice
SeismicLawns: Sliver Hive
 Toxxick: sliver hive!@
 Mr_Horrible: sliver hive
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: sliver hive
 Stormgod519: oh wait
 Diabore: sliver hive
 Korolan: Big Bird
 ArloArts: holy bitties
 Stormgod519: @Astral_Apache W bits drop
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: slicer hive
 RockPusher: Astral_Apache 
  benjamin_wheeler: sweet bits baby
 gamercat88: dang bitty bits
 Korolan: Slicer Bird
 Mr_Horrible: @Astral_Apache 
 Stormgod519: that's 50k bits
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: bro when they put up pure intentions i am so getting that one
 Stormgod519: LOL
schwitty_26 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
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 Stormgod519: same, G
 ArloArts:     
 gamercat88: 
 Sorator13:    
SeismicLawns: that would have added 100 minutes!
 lirazel64: Blown Graham mind.
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: enlightened
  benjamin_wheeler: enlightened turor
 Stormgod519: Enlightened tutor
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: ezpz
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: enlightened
 HadesLeprechaun: Enlightened turo!
 Korolan: E Tutor
 Stormgod519: dammit
 Cavemanhar: enlightend tutor
 ArloArts: elighted tutor baybeeeee
 definenull: e tuts!
 Chartle: eepy tuts
  r10pez10: there was a sliver land?
 Stormgod519: everyone knew that one
 ArloArts: LMAO
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: D:
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Stormgod519: Hey!!!
 Kid_Amn: D:
 RockPusher:   
 Strebenherz: no you
 definenull: *sniffs*
 JinaMahavira: 
 selarom: Noooooo
 Mr_Horrible: nuh uh I showered
 BITs19_: I just had a shower 
 Stormgod519: i gifted like 15 subs this run
Astral_Apache: #NOT STINKY
 Korolan: I'm Stinky
  r10pez10: !clip
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 samwiser_: oi, wtf
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MalFnord: true enough
 BrowneePointz: dang stinky cuz I’m poor. harsh but fair
 Larkonus: Yeah, I'm well aware that I stink. Got any other obvious facts?
 A_Dub888: look I don't shower until before bed
 Qalten: how does one un-gift subs?
 UnknownFriday: I mean, I've been sweating a lot right now, so yeah, valid.
 fcloud: brb buying adam's lovew
 ArloArts: chats just big stinkies
 drcthulu: Roid rage strikes again
 fcloud: *love
 Strebenherz: that's an equipment thing i can't rmemember the name of it
 DNAli3n: sorry Adam, but what did you expect in this heat
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 schordash: stinky?? 
 lirazel64: Sempai noticed me!
 Echo__AJ: yeah, well of course i am - i'm just waking up on Saturday morning
 BrowneePointz: huh I’ve not seen that art
 spethycakes: call us stinky again!!
 Stormgod519: its the remastered one
 HadesLeprechaun: Chocobo!
 Stormgod519: Oh shoot
 BrowneePointz: call
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: call, the mountain chocobo
 Chartle: chocobo red one that gets land
 ArloArts: call the mountain chocobo!
 dutchmoose: greenman
 Hauwulf: mountain chocobo
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: call of the mountain chocobo#
  benjamin_wheeler: chocobo call mountain cards
sChaosagent: call of the mountain chocobo
 magnusokern: Mountain Choco
 BrowneePointz: of the mountain Choco
  r10pez10: why is duolingo on a card
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: its the call one
 A_Dub888: wark
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz it was first in... eternal masters? I wanna say? Some masters reprint, alongside Vampiric and Mystical
 Stormgod519: Wark Wark! Noot Noot
 Mazrae: Kweh
 Mr_Horrible: "Hello? Mountain Chocobo?" 
 DaxStrife: It a chobocomo! Chobocobo!
 Strebenherz: mountain chooco
 ArloArts: moonmist?
 Chartle: moonmist
 Stormgod519: oh bus
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: moonmist
 HadesLeprechaun: sasquatch
 Hauwulf: predators' hour
  benjamin_wheeler: reprint not real
 NooninCaz: Predator's Hour
 Mr_Horrible: was gonna say if this is moonmist it's a reprint
 Stormgod519: predator's hour
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: call of the mountain werewolf
 Mr_Horrible: since the og art was a werewolf head-on
 Chartle: 4 am
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible KWEH
 AulusOvidius: 100 100 100
 Korolan: AWOO
 BrowneePointz: thats some sick art
  r10pez10: oh OTJ
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: druid something
 Chartle: some elf?
 Mr_Horrible: druid of some form or fashion
 BrowneePointz: OTJ
 Korolan: Shapeshifter
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 thraximore: Did I miss the draft?
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 Stormgod519: shoot
 Korolan: From Kaldheim
sChaosagent: @r10pez10 Well it was reprinted in OTJ, originally it was Crimson Vow
 Ritaspirithntr: @r10pez10 actually, OTC it’s a Commander reprint
 Stormgod519: ^
Taylor Reschka: LAVA CLAW REACHES
Taylor Reschka: whoops sorry caps
aceviru: haha, get em Adam
 BrowneePointz: one of the druid First Nations folks
  r10pez10: soup bowl
 innerbeard: NOT DRUID HUGE
SeismicLawns: Oh I remember this card now
 Mr_Horrible: I need Paul to cut the feed in the middle of a card again
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: wtf how am i supposed to know it's OTJ if she doesn't have a hat on?
 Diabore: secret graham?
 RockPusher:  the having to wait for the card now
 Stormgod519: ah
 BrowneePointz: Atiin
 A_Dub888: @Ritaspirithntr Roman Reigns made a commander deck? 
 Chartle: no cowboy hat how otj
 thraximore: this is... Patient... something
 BrowneePointz: that’s the name
 thraximore: FUCK
 Stormgod519: oh no, Nelly?
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: pod tuah
Astral_Apache: I do not understand why i cannot LRR emote 
 BusTed: a-wink
 Nigouki: wait, you were all pod people all along? D:
 definenull: ooh magic tricks!
 Stormgod519: okay
 Sorator13: Ooh. Mysterious!
 RockPusher: 
 samwiser_: ew, please dont.
 Mr_Horrible: oh that sounds uncomfortable
 Serpens77: NelsonDrop ?
Astral_Apache: Hi Gelson
 Obsc: Oh hi Nelson!
kaziel0: Hello Nelhram!
 Oscelot: o/ chat, o/ krewe
SeismicLawns: Graham will morph into Nelson in a very gross display
  LRRbot: Rilsa Rael, Kingpin [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/5] | Deathtouch / When Rilsa Rael enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If you've completed a dungeon, that creature also gets +5/+0 and gains first strike and menace until end of turn.
 EvilBadman: Well, we know of a Melson. Is this Gelson
 goombalax: so not quite a full nelson
 varmintx0: I think Graham just admitted he's a pod person replacing Nelson.
 Chartle: ra-el no
Pharaoh of Atlantis: I love it when I come back and the timer is higher than when I left it
 Mr_Horrible: Rilsa can Rael me if you catch my meaning 
 Stormgod519: @goombalax only a half nelson
 Wonderdoc: wait what, there is a G
 A_Dub888: Gralson Stalahark
 tehfewl: god i love rilsa rael
 BrowneePointz: oh I see Serge is The Problem
 RockPusher: Overlay telling lies, no Graham Starks here
 PowrOfFriendship_: I think she's from Baldur's Gate. She's Keene's wife.
 thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: Yeah she's from Baldur's Gate
 Dalrint: I  had to step away who won the last game??
  LRRbot: Alaundo the Seer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/5] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand and put a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. It gains "When the last time counter is removed from this card, if it's exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn." Then remove a time counter from each other card you own in exile.
 drcthulu: oh geez serge got miirym
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeartlessEagerIguanaBabyRage-GBx4lI-ENO8GYad1
 fcloud: so sayeth the great alaundo
  r10pez10: wheeler won the last game but james won the crowd with his dog
 Hauwulf: too many words on that card
 Ohh_Yato: serge
 thraximore: this commander looks really neat
 RatherLargeToad: but notably does not gain suspend
 MegaDosX: Alaundo without untappers is probably fine, but this commander is more than capable of turning turns into long solitaire turns with the right support
 ArloArts:  all in on serge 
 raulghoulia: Bully Serge
 Bugberry: Suspend that he has to make move forward.
 Chartle: well they don't lose counters on upkeep
 Mr_Horrible: the suspend, but do not remove time counters on upkeep
 goombalax: so sayeth the wise Alaundo
  LRRbot: Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Angel [3/2] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control, then untap them. / Choose a Background
 RockPusher: r10pez10 The dog won the crowd, James was just there 
kaziel0: Lulu!
aceviru: rizzla real
 BrowneePointz: yall need to see Lulu’s true form
 gamercat88: nice sleves Adam and Serge! you too can get them at store.dftba.com/collections/loadingreadyrun
  LRRbot: Guild Artisan [1R] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, you create two Treasure tokens."
 niccus: if the game ends before nelson returns and graham wins, does nobody win the prediction?
 Mr_Horrible: that hollyphant has a goddamn etsy store
 LazyReaper77: 
 trialbystory: mY mind went to lulu from ffx
  LRRbot: Steadfast Unicorn [W] | Creature — Unicorn [1/2] | {3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.
 ClodiumSoride: at least it's not drop-shipping
 thraximore: backgrounds have commander tax as well correct?
  LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
 MegaDosX: I remember that thing putting in work in limited
 Stormgod519: miirym....
 BusTed: 
 ArloArts: oh fuck yeah
 thraximore: oh THIS guy
SeismicLawns: Miirym is spooky
   LoadingReadyRun: Miirym, Seinfeld Wyrm
 MegaDosX: Fun fact: Miirym is a female dragon spirit from Candlekeep
 RockPusher: niccus I don't know what you are talking about, Nelson is right there. Who is this Graham you speak of? 
 30teracyte: archenemy time
 thraximore: Miiryum, A Million Dollars
 RockPusher: !store
 LathosTiran: the store lives
  Juliamon: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 circusofkirkus: where can I get cori's sleeves
 UnknownFriday: Serge is playing a Miirym deck? Yes, please!
 thraximore: a Miiryum dollars
 RockPusher: DFTBA!
 BusTed: yay dftba
 Shadowsoflife: DFTBA!
 Bladinus: new store you say?! sweet.
  LRRbot: Guildsworn Prowler [1B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue Assassin [2/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature dies, if it wasn't blocking, draw a card.
 definenull: store's back?!?
 Stormgod519: I look forward to the stock coming in more; I need to replace my DB water bottle since I lost it
 Oscelot: Eyyyyyyy
 TabbyLavalamp: Where do they ship from now?
 HalcyonPrime9: yay dftba
 incslayer: DFTB who know?
  Juliamon: command might still be mod-only, brb fixing
  LRRbot: Heap Gate | Land — Gate | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}, Tap an untapped Gate you control: Create a Treasure token.
 public_key_reveal_party: I have the Michelle rapp sleeves and they are very good
 Oscelot: I had a sneaking suspicion you might be moving to DFTBA
 Stormgod519: heaps of gates
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @Oscelot o/
  LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Oscelot: o/ @Shadowsoflife
 fcloud: how much gates ya got graham
 PhoenixMelior: Bauble
 Stormgod519: hi friends @Oscelot @Shadowsoflife
 RockPusher: Oscelot it's nice to be able to express hype about it now 
 Oscelot: @RockPusher hehehe
 Diabore: what was in that steroid shot?
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @Stormgod519 o/
 Oscelot: o/ @Stormgod519 hey fren
 Stormgod519: we got the reverb on *Bauble*?
 MegaDosX: Geights
 fcloud: i'm sorry, the correct answer was "heaps gates"
Astral_Apache: how many gates are you on my dude?
 Stormgod519: Gond Gate...?
 goombalax: !card Basilisk gate
  LRRbot: Basilisk Gate | Land — Gate | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
 reptile___: you were all doing a Baldur's Gate draft 
 MegaDosX: It wants to rumble
 Stormgod519: I forgot Bolt was in the set
 NooninCaz: Why does that Bolt mage look so much like Liliana?
  LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Mazrae: Would you say Nelson was "Gate" keeping?
 thraximore: oh YEAH
  r10pez10: bolt is in this?
 MegaDosX: Sure is
Astral_Apache: that was a pretty bolt
 Stormgod519: @r10pez10 yeah, love to see it  and yet commander players still don't play it enough
  Juliamon: TabbyLavalamp I think it is still US-based
 WriterRaven: Wayfarer's Hababa. (voiced Dog of Wisdom style)
 KeytarCat: My favorite bolt is the sidescroller rpg lair
  LRRbot: Flaming Fist Officer [2W] | Creature — Gnome Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 MegaDosX: I run Bolt in basically all of my red EDH decks
 Stormgod519: nice
 Oscelot: @Juliamon DFTBA is based in Missoula Montana USA
 Stormgod519: I do in most of mine, but I have not seen it in most of the red decks I play against
  LRRbot: Imoen, Mystic Trickster [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Wizard [2/3] | Ward {2} / At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, draw a card. Draw another card if you've completed a dungeon. / Choose a Background
 BusTed: "Heya"
 SnowBuddy18: Biting Bolt
 circusofkirkus: oh serge is playing Ward 2 Kindred
 TabbyLavalamp: @Juliamon Makes sense for the greater number of fans.
 Stormgod519: I mean, people freaked out at Green getting a Murder, so idk hwo they'd handle green getting a Bolt
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: we called her the Mixter Trickster
 ThePixelSavage: Serge playing mono ward over here
 fcloud: mystic trickster and ya half sister
 BrowneePointz: https://mastodon.world/@Max_Dunbar/109376996837300188 For chat, that is Lulu’s true form on the left
 Fanklok: !card Hornet's Sting
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 DeM0nFiRe: Rogue Wizard? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
 Stormgod519: gross
 BrowneePointz: Ope that didn’t link
 Fanklok: !CARD hornet sting
  LRRbot: Hornet Sting [G] | Instant | Hornet Sting deals 1 damage to any target.
 KeytarCat: Greenflame, and it deals 2 damage or 3 if their commander is B or some shit
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: the dark souls noises were very sensual for some reason
  LRRbot: Gray Harbor Merfolk [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [0/3] | This creature can't be blocked. / This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.
 KeytarCat: oh neat
  Juliamon: Oscelot So yes, US-based
 thraximore: that better not be pregnant Quintorius
 MadraCrann: thank you @NornsFelidar for the sub!  
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: why does it not check for backgrounds? 
 Stormgod519: it does that on purpose
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 Oscelot: @Juliamon mmhmm. Just was giving specifics
  LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
 Stormgod519: more initative
kaziel0: "yay"
 flyman347: @thraximore Quinthalia my beloved
  Juliamon: Oscelot Specifics don't matter as much as customs/tariffs do
 MegaDosX: Adam's commander takes the initiative, and this is CLB draft, of course more initiative 
 ElektroTal: hey graham, if you don't need that card after the draft...
 drcthulu: six green if you've completed a dungeon
 BrowneePointz: that’s Nelson’s lol
 MegaDosX: Six green is so many
 ElektroTal: oh lol. never mind
 Micalovits: Was Nelsons*
  LRRbot: Blade of Selves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has myriad. / Equip {4}
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 iris_of_ether:      
 Stormgod519: these days?
 gamercat88: too real Cori
 Seth_Erickson: because you completed a dungeon adam
 Bugberry: Maybe you want to pay an expensive Commander tax.
 A_Dub888: is it Kitchen Finks?
 Stormgod519: rekt
 fcloud: commander should be called "gaslight your opponents into thinking your cards suck"
 DeM0nFiRe:  gottem
 ContingentCat: he just hadn't said it yet
 BrowneePointz: you know what blade of selves is good with with? Isshin 
  LRRbot: Lurking Green Dragon [3G] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / This creature can't attack unless defending player controls a creature with flying.
 NooninCaz: @fcloud But all my cards *do* suck
 Lord_Hosk: Because its the LRR-king
 Bugberry: pseudo defender
 WriterRaven: It's a flying blocker.
 Chartle: well it is lurking
 Seth_Erickson: four mana 4/4 flying defender
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeartlessEagerIguanaBabyRage-GBx4lI-ENO8GYad1
 Sorator13: whoops, wrong clip
 Bugberry: Green gets worse flyers
 CAKHost: But look at all that green! And it's lurking!
  r10pez10: it's lurking (napping)
 Khalstrom: Green flyer, automatically weird
 h3rsh3yb4r: it triggers your commander right?
 fcloud: never skip booty day
 Seth_Erickson: l
 Kentosaurus: more like LRRking green dragon
 Lord_Hosk: That dragon is the LRR-King!
 GasCityGaming: by the transitive property Nelly's booty is also thicc
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 youcantlistentobuttons: Graham of the Thick Bootay
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColorfulWealthyGrouseCeilingCat-1W3ko6EaoMEsyQ7T
 Kentosaurus: @Lord_Hosk great minds think alike
 Stormgod519: another card banned in pauper
 drcthulu: dragon deez two cards
 Stormgod519: iirc
galleadden: I so rarely open twitch and when i do i find not only my favorite crew playing my favorite set, but coris running one of my all time favorite commanders!? Absolute treat to show up for
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: Wheeler is dying
 Sorator13: I hear noises of Chaos
  r10pez10: RIP Friendzone
 samwiser_: thems some loud boyz
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: i hear the raucous
  LRRbot: Rilsa Rael, Kingpin [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/5] | Deathtouch / When Rilsa Rael enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If you've completed a dungeon, that creature also gets +5/+0 and gains first strike and menace until end of turn.
 RockPusher: [Muffled Friendship Noises]
 Chartle: you gotta flick it graham
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
 Stormgod519: woooow
 fcloud: "take it, to the sewers, one more time" -- the eagles
 schordash:  the sass
 Stormgod519: *cough* James!
 ThePixelSavage: *narrator voice* james wasnt watching
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnchantingHonestSwordGOWSkull-oY6KX_j5FKMk4mao
 Irsaan: I've been dealing with some... stuff..., when did we hit ice cream time?
 drcthulu: no
 Micalovits: @Irsaan Counting down to ice cream
SeismicLawns: took the football from under charlie brown there eh james
 Morrigan9: an hour ago?
  LRRbot: Acolyte of Bahamut [1G] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "The first Dragon spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast."
 DreadPantheon: is initiative tracked separetly by each player?
 drcthulu: James has big Lucy energy
 anhakha: I dipped out for a few mins and I'm late back. How is Graham in this pod as well?
 LowUpsideCJ: I hope everyone is holding their required miirym removal spell
 superdude097: @DreadPantheon Each player goes through the dungeon at their own pace, yes
SeismicLawns: @anhakha he got cloned and usurped nelson
 MegaDosX: @anhakha What do you mean, that's Nelson
 CaptainChibale: @anhakha He's Nelson
 fcloud: haha cori's voice got me
 stippledotter: @anhakha Nelson will take over when able
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: eh, she might
 Stormgod519: wow
 DreadPantheon: @superdude097 oh....well my table has been doing that wrong the whole time lmaooooo whoops
  r10pez10: James has Lucy energy in that he uses 100% of his brain
 ContingentCat: 
 ThePixelSavage: @drcthulu .... now that you said it ... I can totally see it.
  LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
 Sorator13: Lucy's booths aren't free, yeah!
 circusofkirkus: James is the trombone sound for adults
 BrowneePointz: I propose vigilance is pronounced veejeelawnzuh like you’re French
 Snowcookies: Lucy is a capitalist
 stippledotter: @Irsaan Beginning of this draft, ~2.5 hours ago
 fcloud: "what does alora do?" marry thieves, duh
  LRRbot: Pseudodragon Familiar [2U] | Creature — Dragon [2/1] | Flying / {2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
 superdude097: @DreadPantheon Whoopsie!
 Irsaan: @stippledotter 
 DreadPantheon: the more you know lol
 Stormgod519: is it a dragon? only a pseudo dragon
  r10pez10: so is it a dragon or not
 Mr_Horrible: he can also allow Serge to attack anyone else
 Bugberry: Graham could give Cori or Adam's creatures flying to Serge can attack them.
SeismicLawns: SudoDrago
 fcloud: not just a dragon. sudo dragon
 Stormgod519: dragon-adjacent
 groulux: @fcloud Verry Guy ritchy.  She marries Thieves Avi...
  LRRbot: Scouting Hawk [2W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / Keen Sight — When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Drum0_0: Graham can make other players attacklable now.
 FickleMuse: Wait... wasn't Graham in the first pod? My power went out briefly...
 niccus: it's like having reach the wrong way around
 Bugberry: the best kind of multiplayer politics
 BrowneePointz: no collision
 LathosTiran: Graham = nelson in a graham suit
 NooninCaz: @FickleMuse Graham is standing (sitting) in for Nelson
 Plasterboard: Proxy Nelson
 fcloud: i heard it!
SeismicLawns: Graham "Nelson Salahub" Stark
 Micalovits: RIP Nelson
 Stormgod519: o7 Nelly
 fcloud: manually tossed
 BrowneePointz: damn you must be Stark Kent
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: RIP Nelson
 Bugberry: Nelsons blasting off again
 raulghoulia: Uncle Philled like Jazzy Jeff
 Stormgod519: pardon?
 Phailhammer: o7
Ciijay: But your name says "Graham Stark"! Clearly it needs to say "Coach Nelly"
 darkcyril: @fcloud Grahamually tossed.
 drcthulu: o7
 RockPusher: Into the Sun, that's not very Delta-V efficient
 FickleMuse: Maybe that's why my power went out lol
 fcloud: unrelated, nelson is actually impacting a corona rn
  r10pez10: Help My Boss Threw Me Into The Sun And Now I'm An Isekai Character
 fcloud: 
 DreadPantheon: to the stars, LRR. look to the stars
 eid010n: Gnelson
 Shadowsoflife: You heard him @Stormgod519
  LRRbot: Traverse the Outlands [4G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. Put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I imagined him badly keyed in, 80s bluecreen style, spinning slowly and getting smaller.
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 gsyhiap: Many of us were impacted by the Corona...
 schordash: damn 😔 nelly was a real one
 Micalovits: Neat
 BrowneePointz: my Stark Kent joke was funny and at least I laughed
 singinnonsense: see, that dragon was good
 Stormgod519: jeez Adam
 DMGlol: miyriam is always the problem
 KamikaziManiac: We found out why lurking dragon is in the deck
 fcloud: we said NR20 
 schordash: 
 voren_chalco: Nice tan, Nelly
 Stormgod519: hi Nelly!
Ciijay: Nelly is now Graham Stark! (Hi Nelly!)
SeismicLawns: Wow Nelson! You got a haircut so quickly!
 Stormgod519: nah, kill Serge
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastySteamyGullNononoCat-IEnKwqL5LOVzlCNT
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Nelson, how was your time on the sun?
 drcthulu: Complaining makes players want to attack you more
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 Issurru: you always ARE the problem 
 Strebenherz: serge reminding adam why it's good to take mtg breaks
 BrowneePointz: Serge….Miirym is bringing a Nuke to a Water Gun fight 
 fcloud: "nelson, i thought you got fired" "i got better"
queenlyrae: wait so is graham in the sun now?
 ThePixelSavage: @fcloud got better from impacting the suns corona
 notpsion: wow you look away for a minute and nelson looks totally different
 fcloud: adam's deck name should be "rilsa rael: big girls don't scry"
  LRRbot: Bag of Holding [1] | Artifact | Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. / {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.
 KamikaziManiac: Having to work harder than surge for those lands
 AdamYMHMI: I took the dog for a walk and Graham evolved into Nelson
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  LRRbot: Guildsworn Prowler [1B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue Assassin [2/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature dies, if it wasn't blocking, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: Anyone at the table excited for the Lorwyn D&D book next year?
  LRRbot: Gray Harbor Merfolk [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [0/3] | This creature can't be blocked. / This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.
 stippledotter: @AdamYMHMI TLDR he fought his way out of the sun
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz do you think Kithkin will just be a halfling subrace?
 BrowneePointz: nah Kithkin have a psionic bond
 BrowneePointz: but maybe
  r10pez10: as far as i understand it a lot of youtube commenters are like that
 raulghoulia: were all looking for who did this
 Diabore: who can say who killed the pilgrims eye
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I just remember  they did something similar for the previous Strixhaven aven race.
 drcthulu: people are bad at probability, serge is more people than most
 Stormgod519: pardon?
 Chartle: let's not talk about _who_ destroyed _what
  LRRbot: Avenging Hunter [4G] | Creature — Dragon Ranger [5/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
 BrowneePointz: the Strix? @bugberry
 Stormgod519: jesus...
 MWGNZ: 
 GasCityGaming: super initiative chalmers?
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz yeah, weren't they an Arakokra but slightly different?
Drum0_0: 
 BrowneePointz: I think they were unique
  r10pez10: i always forget about ward
 ThePixelSavage: @r10pez10 everybody does
  r10pez10: yeah like
  r10pez10: hexproof i always remember
 ThePixelSavage: often times the people that play the card
 fcloud: is there another movie night tonight? 
 public_key_reveal_party: I feel like ward is basically hexproof more often than you think
 Nickiatori: Seize the means of innitiative
 BrowneePointz: nope
RangerAlpha7: Present the mountain!
 Stormgod519: James
 anhakha: Dance!
 superdude097: Got time to yawn... go mow the lawn?
 Micalovits: At least he hasn't yetstarted reading chat
 circusofkirkus: I mean
 BrowneePointz: Adom with Cori and Angel then Mahjong with Angel and Wheeler @fcloud
 drcthulu: be better
 Xaunaught: I can do a little jig?
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean
 anhakha: How many bits to get everyone dancing?
 MrPipboy3000: James who?
 circusofkirkus: skill issue
 Nickiatori: James is right
 Bugberry: @public_key_reveal_party that mainly applies to Ward 3+. 1 and 2 just end up taking your whole turn if it's early.
 lamina5432: am I entertained?
 raulghoulia: well beat him up then. thatll entertain us
  r10pez10: i don't see james in the audience
 hd_dabnado: have you tried pandering yet?
 fcloud: ty @BrowneePointz  although i am a lil sad, that movie last night was great
 GasCityGaming: James back there on his phone watching Valkyrae
 Stormgod519: do we?
 Xaunaught: No I would roast Serge harder
 Cptasparagus: all of you need to run laps to wake up apparently
 public_key_reveal_party: @bugberry good point
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 ThePixelSavage: I would, i would take a bullett for Serge
 drcthulu: His lips quivered when he called out James
 Sorator13: I wouldn't say that to you, Adam, but I absolutely would say that to Serge
 MrPipboy3000: We can't bully Serge ... he's dressed like Tugboat afterall
 Micalovits: A paintball bullet maybe
 Stormgod519: best answer
 Spades_Slicc: But Adam, how many bullets are being shot at Serge?
 NooninCaz: I would take a bullet for Serge before Adam, the bullet wouldn't dare hit Adam
 UtilityPunk: Serge showing exceptional negotiation skills 
 schordash: serge is a merciless foe in magic. gettem girlssss
 samwiser_: Can serge please put his sonic hat back on? The best Lil baby boy.
 hd_dabnado: he watches for serge
 Chartle: serge damaged himself not cori
 superdude097: I think Serge lowered the wrong life total. He lowered his own
 KamikaziManiac: That means James must be entertained
 Schnappsy: He marked Serge's Damage on Serge?
 anhakha: Who wins in a fight? Adam or a bullet?
 public_key_reveal_party: Reading the chat explains the chat. Sometimes
 anhakha: Can a bullet even lift?
 ThePixelSavage: pray that I do not double it further
  LRRbot: Jade Orb of Dragonkind [2G] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and gains hexproof until your next turn.
 Irsaan: He's playing Miirym, it's fine 
  LRRbot: Lapis Orb of Dragonkind [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, scry 2.
 BusTed: great jorb
 Bugberry: "gather the dragon balls"
 Akaias: there are natural deck enlargement methods, adam 
 public_key_reveal_party: @anhakha depends on if it's rifled
  r10pez10: wait lmao
 NooninCaz: Serge I think you hit yourself in the face
 BrowneePointz: does he have the Carnelian?
  LRRbot: Amethyst Dragon // Explosive Crystal | Amethyst Dragon [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste // Explosive Crystal [4R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Explosive Crystal deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
 Stormgod519: jeez
 Chartle: serge should be at 39, cori at 36
 anhakha: It doesn't say creatures.
 anhakha: It can go face
 superdude097: @LoadingReadyRun Serge lowered his own life total by 4 when it should have been Cori's life
 KamikaziManiac: Adventure!
 drcthulu: Adam's creatures are unofficially flagbearers
 public_key_reveal_party: Tight. Plays.
 Micalovits: A Volcanic Dragon!
 ThePixelSavage: typically canadian. "No please, let ME take that damage! I insist!"
 BrowneePointz: Anyone got a favorite D&D setting?
  LRRbot: Tomb of Horrors Adventurer [5U] | Creature — Elf Monk [4/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy it. If you've completed a dungeon, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
 Nickiatori: @BrowneePointz Chult
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 samwiser_: @browneepointz mom's basement
 Chartle: only one sac
 Chartle: yeeee
 schordash: 
 MegaDosX: Yeah copying Deadly Dispute is fantastic
 MrPipboy3000: Yea, great one to copy
 Micalovits: #Value
 drcthulu: big brain plays
 drcthulu: and the skeleton dream is real
 Micalovits: And gotta wait till Deadly Dispute #3
 BrowneePointz: Tomb of horrors adventurer is probably the 2nd most powerful of that cycle in commander after white plume
 BrowneePointz: it’s a monk I think
 drcthulu: you're in Nelson's world now Adam
 BrowneePointz: I unironically think Serge would be good at fighting games on a Leverless
 NooninCaz: See? This is why the bullet wouldn't hit Adam
  LRRbot: Stonespeaker Crystal [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile any number of target players' graveyards. Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Alaundo the Seer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/5] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand and put a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. It gains "When the last time counter is removed from this card, if it's exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn." Then remove a time counter from each other card you own in exile.
 MegaDosX: Importantly, it doesn't actually gain suspend, so it wouldn't lose time counters on upkeeps
 NooninCaz: It does not get Suspend, the time counters don't tick down every turn
 Serpens77: !card Skeletonize
  LRRbot: Skeletonize [4R] | Instant | Skeletonize deals 3 damage to target creature. When a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "{B}: Regenerate this token."
Drum0_0: It does not gain suspend. No upkeekp effect to remove time counters.
  r10pez10: oh yeah i have that video to watch
 rogerivany: @KaukoPlays Thanks for the gift sub!
 Bugberry: Alaundo has to keep tapping to move the time counters off.
 Bionull: I was excited to make an Alaundo deck, but it ended up really oppressive.
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: does alaundo have more words than questing beast
 MegaDosX: I've put together an Alaundo list and goldfished with it, but decided not to build it because good lord turns got long
 Bugberry: @BaldGuyNamedHarry I recall there were cards in the same standard with more words than QB.
 Xaunaught: hell yeah
 MegaDosX: That's going on the fridge later
 gamercat88: perfect!
 ArloArts: beautiful
 BusTed: angy eyebrows
 chrono2x: I'd buy that token
 Micalovits: Damn, those eyebrows sure says menace!
 drcthulu: That's some high quality skeleton art
 CastleOtranto: Is the skeleton single?
 WiJohn: I like his jaunty shorts
 UtilityPunk:  Best skeleton in the format
 gamercat88: my fake fridge
 rosesmcgee: There is no fridge
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: What's the skeleton's name?
 fcloud: putting the card on the card reader... does something, i forget exactly what
 ThePixelSavage: a fridge? in this economy?
 chrono2x: @Sapphic_Shenanigans ted
 KeytarCat: Card Readering the card reads the card
  r10pez10: putting the card on the card reader explains the card to chat, who gets confused
 BrowneePointz: We need Adam to try Adventure Skeletons on a dice friends sometime. it’s a one page ttrpg where everyone is Necromancer minions that got bored and wandered off
 drcthulu: it's the magic fridge from Indiana jones that can protect you from point blank nuclear explosions
  LRRbot: Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Angel [3/2] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control, then untap them. / Choose a Background
 Stormgod519: its not a bird
 Territan: That skeleton is better because it's warmer and richer than the other skeletons that appear in the deck, and doesn't have post-chain compression.
 Stormgod519: it is a very good card tho
  LRRbot: Guild Artisan [1R] | Legendary Enchantment — Background | Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, you create two Treasure tokens."
 Nickiatori: Where did all of Lulu's belts go?
 accountmadeforants: @Nickiatori Fell victim to the great Belt Deletion of FFXIV
 MegaDosX: It's whichever opponent has the highest life among opponents
 Stormgod519: oh Serge
 UtilityPunk: Could Paul set up a card-reader video overlay for tokens and days the card-reader is sleeping?
  r10pez10: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  5:46 PM
 schordash: 
 ArloArts: its nearly 2am here in the uk
 MegaDosX: Notably it doesn't count Cori's life total as part of it
 Stormgod519: it sure is almost 6 over here
 spurius: didnt specify 11 am
 KamikaziManiac: Serge tried. That's what matters
 Akaias: how serge could ever pass as a judge will always be a mystery
 Micalovits: @ArloArts 2:45 here, sure should go to bed!
  LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
 drcthulu: right in the orbs
 magok69: 2:46 in Norway
  LRRbot: Stirring Bard [3R] | Creature — Dragon Bard [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Mantle of Inspiration — {T}: Target creature gains menace and haste until end of turn.
 Seth_Erickson: damn ward 2 and hexproof
 MegaDosX: Scry?
 Stormgod519: oh boy, its a dragon...
 drcthulu: Serge is the arch nemesis
  r10pez10: chat is miirym good
 Spades_Slicc: did serge cast a dragon with the green orb?
 MegaDosX: Miirym
 BrowneePointz: his commander
 schordash: this is why we don't hesitate with serge
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 MegaDosX: This is why you bully the Miirym player >_>
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 BrowneePointz: always bully the Nuke Dragon
 Seth_Erickson: !card Rilsa Rael
  LRRbot: Rilsa Rael, Kingpin [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/5] | Deathtouch / When Rilsa Rael enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If you've completed a dungeon, that creature also gets +5/+0 and gains first strike and menace until end of turn.
 KeytarCat: Now it's after 11 (damage), Serge can do math
SeismicLawns: Miirym? I hardly know 'ym!
 BrowneePointz: she is a PROBLEM
 NooninCaz: Yeah I took one look at Serge's commander and bet all my points
 Spades_Slicc: Has anyone ever whiffed this?
  LRRbot: Nefarious Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [2/1] | Flying / Whenever one or more permanents you control leave the battlefield, scry 1.
 toady0s: yeah i know what it does...what does it do again?
 BrowneePointz: yes I’ve whiffed throne before
  LRRbot: Prized Statue [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
 KeytarCat: I play magic like I'm streaming: I read everything every time
Taligan: I appreciate the reading. Can't always see the screen. (And accessibility!)
  LRRbot: Mold Folk [1B] | Creature — Fungus Warrior [1/1] | Lifelink / Mold Harvest — {1}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 GasCityGaming: I read everything cause i'd rather everyone know that just the people that have seen it before
  LRRbot: Tomb of Horrors Adventurer [5U] | Creature — Elf Monk [4/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy it. If you've completed a dungeon, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
 Stormgod519: oh right
 Micalovits: Well, two copies for 3 total
 BrowneePointz: I play magic like I stream, not frequently enough and with no viewers @keytarcat
 Spades_Slicc: Sacrifice a Creech or artifact
 KeytarCat: 😭
 drcthulu: the blue dream
 Stormgod519: the way Olivia intended
 BrowneePointz: idk serge might just kill everyone first
 fcloud: he died doing what he loved 
 DaSunao: The wombo combo enter the infinite omniscience
 Nickiatori: Serge doesnt have a Mesmeric orb this week so people are probably safe
  LRRbot: Poison the Blade [1G] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Gate Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | Affinity for Gates / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever a Gate you control enters, you may put this card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 anhakha: When does the Avenger get bounced?
 MegaDosX: Oh right it got an errata to give it affinity
 GasCityGaming: gate deck and high alert deck were bonkers
 Chartle: adventurer taps for 6
  LRRbot: Ambitious Dragonborn [3G] | Creature — Dragon Barbarian [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control and creature cards in your graveyard.
 MegaDosX: Also is that something exiled under Alaundo?
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: someone call Beej
 MegaDosX: Or did something just end up under Alaundo on the board?
  r10pez10: get their asses, adam
 BrowneePointz: I hated the Gates deck in standard cuz the decks I was running on Arena at the time were REAL weak to 4 copies of Gates Ablaze
  LRRbot: Trailblazer's Torch [4] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each creature blocking it. / Equip {1}
 anhakha: Thats the green Avenger that he made unblockable. It's not under alaundo.
 MegaDosX: Got it
 KamikaziManiac: Cori tidying 😂
 KeytarCat: Classic D&D: Starts fine and then gets rapidly more out of control
 Bionull: Genuinely impressed he remembered to bounce after everything
 drcthulu: just one more hit
 hyralt: sorry if this has already been reported but: it looks like the LRR site is down
 BrowneePointz: I REALLY hope the Lorwyn D&D book is good
 ThePixelSavage: well wrap it up Adam just solved the format.
 Bionull: I've tried doing the save life while others trade initiative and it doesn't work. The effects are way too good.
 MegaDosX: tfw the Boros deck has outramped the Temur deck
 Stormgod519: No
 ThePixelSavage: Hawk Tuahkens?
 LowUpsideCJ: well done streamer
 Nickiatori: +2
 gamercat88: haha
 BrowneePointz: Tokon is lookin raaaaad
 30teracyte: I have like 6 evo streams in other tabs
 Micalovits: Remember the Initiative!
  LRRbot: Elturel Survivors [3R] | Creature — Tiefling Peasant [0/4] | Trample, myriad / As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +X/+0, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.
 Stormgod519: yeah
 drcthulu: punish the ramp
 KeytarCat: But they don't have Survivor
 Stormgod519: this card is great
 BrowneePointz: Invincible VS too
 MegaDosX: Yeah that card's great
  LRRbot: Hammers of Moradin [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/3] | Myriad / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls.
 iris_of_ether: Yesssss go Cori
 circusofkirkus: myriad.dek
 Diabore:  initiative
 MegaDosX: Did Cori just casually draft a myriad deck?
 Seth_Erickson: Myriad stacks too 
 BrowneePointz: also for Cori’s edification multiple instances of myriad stack
 rhys_enn: love elturel survivors
 gamercat88: lul lemon
 hyralt: 10000 1000 100 100 100 100 100 LRR site is down
 Astramentha: go birds
 UtilityPunk: Just imagine, if someone drops Armaggedon, Cori will look so silly with her 0/4s
 Molladia: Without better knowledge those Orb's on Serge's Mana looked like Wooden Orb from 5th ed
 GasCityGaming: jaysus hyrall!
 Kazman20a: Cori should have the Initative?
 Mr_Horrible: but where will the birds GO? 
 KamikaziManiac: Wow
 Oxdans: no initiative?
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
 IanAllenBird: 
 ThePixelSavage: alright, cancel Adam.
  r10pez10: handy to have two people well-read on rules
 Nickiatori: Birds arent real
 Seth_Erickson: the catchphrases Adam
 WriterRaven: Y'all talking about birds when they aren't even real, smh =P
 UtilityPunk: Is dovescape in this format?
 ArloArts: LuL
 tehfewl: still believing in birds
 Spades_Slicc: The birds work for the bourgeoisie
 BrowneePointz: but yea for Cori Myriad, Myriad DOES work how you think it does if you put the blade on something else
 LowUpsideCJ: my gf got emotional over where birds go when it rains. it was adorable
 MegaDosX: @UtilityPunk It is not
 Seth_Erickson: since always brother KKona
 itsr67: true
 Nickiatori: since they replaced them all
 DoomBringerIL: such an intuitive mechanic
 Stormgod519: Birds aren't real, yeah
 NooninCaz: Doctor Who confirms this
 gamercat88: pigeons
 Sorator13: I don't think many people legit believe it
 BrowneePointz: FBI drones specifically
 schordash:  
 Micalovits: Never was real
 Chartle: it's a satirical conspiracy theory
 bytecaster: it's a joke
 innerbeard: its not a genuine belief
 DaSunao: Birds aren't real!
 Sorator13: It's intended as a joke, yeah
 WriterRaven cackles a little bit at the chaos they created
 circusofkirkus: serge got baited
 UtilityPunk: Birds are government drones
 Nigouki: Serge have you not see the recent video of someone using birds to store images?
 BrowneePointz: people do actually believe it
 DaSunao: They're government drones!
 ghizmou: apparently taxidermied birds have been transformed into unwilling drones
 Pal_Friendpatine: read the book. it’s amazing!
 MegaDosX: There's a theory that's where modern flat Earth came from as well
crashdownreg: 100% of birds are drones
 NooninCaz: The ravens at the Tower of London in Who are actual drones
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: That's how it started, there are real ones now
 drcthulu: 
 Chartle: parrot?!?
 bytecaster: fish aren't real
 LathosTiran: r/birdswitharms
 Micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 Stormgod519: Adam...
 MalFnord: it's a joke that people are starting to believe because irony poisoning is a very real thing
 schordash: 
 ThePixelSavage: it turned in to a partly actual theory though ... there ARE people who absolutely believe it
 Astramentha: it BECAME real after starting as a joke
 Mr_Horrible: "All the birds were killed with JFK mannnnnnn..."
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 gsyhiap: Never listen to Twitch chat
 brainbosh: So Serge got baited by twitch chat
 TheWriterAleph: he calls us stinkies =(
  r10pez10: it's like how the "eating spiders at night" thing was about spreading misinformation
 raulghoulia: this is how Adam finds out
 Sorator13: you answered that WAY faster than we could've typed the wrong answer, Serge 
 Irsaan: Same deal with the eating spiders thing. Made up to prove people are gullible
 Stormgod519: you turned out very cute
 glitched_goddess: listening to chat is a horrible idea
 Nickiatori: We taught Adam aboMicroplastics
 Mr_Horrible: you're at 22
 wrapscalion: I turned out T.V.
 bytecaster: too handsome
 thraximore: 
 Strebenherz: 1, don't listen to serge
 Datnade012: Too tall
 circusofkirkus: Adam is too nice
 Seth_Erickson: I reckon you didn't turn out ok, you turned out great
 Riiiiiiis: Adam, have you turned out yet?
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 Nickiatori: about microplastics*
 gsyhiap: You listen to Twitch chat.
 DoomBringerIL: basically dinosaurs
 moamyn: Meesa thinks your okay
 schordash: too caring
 rabbitgta: Better than ok ,best internal monolog
 Issurru: You make fun of me based where I live
 Astramentha: too babygirl
 itsr67: five hundred things
 Simonark: Adams aren't real.
 ThePixelSavage: your muscles are too well defined
 drcthulu: He keeps throwing up a fist threateningly
 CaptainSpam: "Name twenty-eight things!"
 Cannonfodder79: Does thinking Stinky is a term of endearment count?
crashdownreg: *gestures vaguely at all of adam*
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 Stormgod519: lul
 AdamYMHMI: @Simonark It's true
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 drcthulu: JarJar inner monologue
 gamercat88: hehe gottem with the jar jar
 DoomBringerIL: u work too hard
 Seth_Erickson: Jar Jar Dinner Monologue
 AdamYMHMI: You have the best name of the entire LRR crew
 Strebenherz: adam babygirl savadan's perfect just the way they are
 Xaunaught: The lmit does not exist
 Stormgod519: Serge is a bottom?
 Fruan: Babygirled too close to the sun
 drcthulu: Took you almost 3 days to realize you could put yourself out with water if you're on fire in Noita
 Stormgod519: yeah
 iris_of_ether: You have a good technical evaluation skill in games
 ArloArts: LMAO
 KaleidoscopeMind: you don't suddenly have it after the diagnosis
  Juliamon: babygirl by nature
 Stormgod519: you were bron this way, baby
AtrusOfMyst: You taught me the dangers of subway
 gamercat88: omg is Jar Jar binks the inception of Adam being stuck in a jar...?
 iPoding: Adam looks like he gives great hugs
 Ciijay: Adam is too good at fighting games
 Stormgod519: @AtrusOfMyst I could've told you that
 drcthulu: You broke that one celebrities awards that one time
 Spades_Slicc: Act 3 is so long I don't think you can get a game of baldur's gate in
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitDeafSashimiGOWSkull-y82JGinCg_0-pYDR
 Seth_Erickson: I've never died.
 bytecaster: play this game like nobody is watching
 Ciijay: Also Adam's Darkest Dungeon runs got me into the game. >.> I suffer and enjoy it haha
  LRRbot: Fang Dragon // Forktail Sweep | Fang Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/3] | Flying // Forktail Sweep [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Forktail Sweep deals 1 damage to each creature you don't control.
 Schnappsy: If you've been diagnosed with babygirl, make sure to contact your primary care physician.
 schordash:   
 DMGlol: Magic the Gathering will continue until morale improves
 DoomBringerIL: nooooo
 drcthulu: you like to antagonize
 BrowneePointz: I wanna see Cori slap that blade on the Survivors and obliterate folks
 DoomBringerIL: moreeeee EDHHHH
 Larkonus: "Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?" - Nelson, sorta
 Nickiatori: ooh that goes in Judith
 betweenmyself: Adam has the appropriate level of appreciation for the  emote; therefore Adam is the best of us.
 DoomBringerIL: more more more
 itsr67: skeleton sac
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Larkonus Nelson, sometimes
 Mr_Horrible: Commander games are a hell you build for yourself. To retreat from it is to deny yourself the punishment that washes your sins away.
 Stormgod519: Damn
 schordash: lmao cori xD
 Riiiiiiis: squeek
  LRRbot: Guiding Bolt [2W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / Scry 2.
 Stormgod519: jeez Nelly
 ClodiumSoride: @Mr_Horrible new Hellraiser movie plot?
 drcthulu: nelson had a counterspell
 drcthulu: has*
 NooninCaz: @Mr_Horrible So like "hell is other people" but with cardboard
 Mr_Horrible: @ClodiumSoride "You shuffled up... and I came!"
  LRRbot: Zhentarim Bandit [1B] | Creature — Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay 1 life. If you do, create a Treasure token.
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  LRRbot: Eldritch Pact [6B] | Sorcery | Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of cards in their graveyard.
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Stormgod519: wow
 Mr_Horrible: @ClodiumSoride Pinhead would absolutely play stax
 Strebenherz: PFFT
 BusTed: hell yeah
 Stormgod519: GOES TO 1
 ClodiumSoride: @NooninCaz @NooninCaz now I'm thinking of a MtG themed version of No Exit
 Seth_Erickson: oh baby
 BusTed: living the dream
 Strebenherz: GOATED
 Sorator13: YES
 IanAllenBird: lmaoooo
 drcthulu: or he could kill serge
 Larkonus: Living the dream!
 LowUpsideCJ: the dream baby
 darkcyril: 1 hp and a dream!
 gamercat88: 
 schordash: 
 BrowneePointz: Look Adam is online and in sync with chat enough I’d trust him to defend us queer folks if we needed it. like an LGBT Ally Captain America
 Mr_Horrible: he's actually the greatest mind the game's ever seen
 glitched_goddess: big brain
 Spades_Slicc: If the game's rules were different a different thing would've happened
 Mr_Horrible: someone Richard Garfield is smiling and does not know why
 KharadBanar: That's a Griselbrand
 ArloArts: in before lightning bolt to the face LuL
 Mr_Horrible: *somewhere, even
 Stormgod519: lol
 BusTed: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyMoldyOtterHassaanChop-HeWhC-_V3vIGotjs
 schordash: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Get in the bag, Nebby!
 Mr_Horrible: his overly full wallet of holding
 Stormgod519: dont worry, Adam's got this in the bag
 KamikaziManiac: Without the bag eating his cards, he would have died
 Nickiatori: put the cards in the bag
 drcthulu: not yet
 Seth_Erickson: I don't believe so
 bytecaster: Adam is always allowed to play a land
 Nickiatori: I am building phenax after watching Serge play it the other week and Eldritch pact is going in for sure
 Sorator13: What a turn
 Spades_Slicc: Adam finally has a library small enough for deck thinning to be real
 Molladia: Does the Lifelink effect trigger on First Stike and then again on normal damage?
 Seth_Erickson: surely the bag helps
 ThePixelSavage: @Molladia first strike is not double strike
Drum0_0: It does not gain suspend
 Stormgod519: its the interrupt to instants...
 Spades_Slicc: Also for the pedants Lifelink is not a triggered ability
 CompleatedPinkie: How many cards total did Adam draw off of both copies of Eldritch Pact? There was a lot going on, and I missed the number...
 BrowneePointz: 21
 Sorator13: @CompleatedPinkie Total of 21 drawn, because X was 7
 jaimeblacken: adam playing initiative commander is just classic
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah but how do you feel about Cori Double Myriading the Trample creature though?
 Sorator13: which is why he didn't die, as his life was 22
 CompleatedPinkie: Ahh...there were three copies, now I remember.
 CompleatedPinkie: In total.
 BrowneePointz: Cori is gonna shatter some teeth on her turn
 Sorator13: two copies + the original, but yes
 jaimeblacken: Oh! I was gifted a sub! Thanks so much Alas_Babylon
 Sorator13: Magic: the Gathering [complaining]
  LRRbot: Overwhelming Encounter [3GG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn. Roll a d20. / 1—9 | Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. / 10—19 | Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. / 20 | Put four +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
 drcthulu: Serge makes his opponents do math for him
 schordash: brace, cori! o7
 Serpens77: I gotta say, Graham's Nelson impression is REALLY good
 Stormgod519: oh big
 nishwastaken: @Serpens77 right?
 Stormgod519: gross
 Sorator13: each??
 definenull: they're getting beeg
 NooninCaz: No
 Mr_Horrible: it is not suspend
 Bugberry: It's not suspend
 Stormgod519: its like suspend
 RatherLargeToad: it is not actually suspend
 NooninCaz: It is not
 Sorator13: It's an ability like suspend
 Stormgod519: but is not suspend
 Mr_Horrible: it only ticks down with each activation
 Bugberry: You need to reactivate his ability to advance the time counters
 Mr_Horrible: it just takes a fucking paragraph to do the "it casts from exile like suspend" setup
 CompleatedPinkie: I kind of want to put my Lulu, Street Urchin Commander deck back together now...
 Seth_Erickson: look at Adam's Bag though
Matty_Ice_239: Magic gets pretty complicated fast
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible I remember Maro said a big issue with Suspend was how long the reminder text was. This just exposes that via rules text.
 Spades_Slicc: Draws 21 cards, I'm not the problem
 Seth_Erickson: My man's got the bag
 wedge_x: the heart wants what the heart wants nelly
 ArloArts: bags like a camping bag
 Seth_Erickson: They call that the Birkin
 Simonark: Nah, Nelson respects his kids.
 nishwastaken: BIG bag
 jaimeblacken: look at that bag
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh my god Becky, look at that bag.
 ThePixelSavage: woah, that is an HR talk
 gsyhiap: 
 Stormgod519: Serge its so loud
Drum0_0: 
 drcthulu: Serge is doing his best
 BrowneePointz: he’s running up the stairs in Mario 64
 innerbeard: ventrillo, havent heard that in an age
 Mai_Andra: "Damn, Bro, your bag looks huge!"
 drcthulu: Serge lost dice privileges
 Jadaris: Adam that's you during let's nope lmao
 LathosTiran: teamspeak
  CypherRaze: Ventrilo is a name I haven't heard in awhile
 Seth_Erickson: Dad let me live come onnnnnn
 Stormgod519: hang on...
 Bionull: Lulu actually just the best commander in this format
 ichibento: Adam forces people to experience aging in realtime.
 Simonark: Then this can be the exception!
 A_Dub888: SANDBLAST
 LowUpsideCJ: kill adam and then invite him to a custom room
 Mr_Horrible: "Hmm, true. Attack Adam for lethal." 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousIcyCodWow-EseapnB2rjwlu68Z
 NooninCaz: Didn't you tell him to play Gief?
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so sad Adam's Beejlander pool didn't have a sandblast
 Seth_Erickson: Cori "The Cleaner" Dickinson they call her
 KamikaziManiac: Vigilance
 KamikaziManiac: Oh, only flier, I get it
 Simonark: Cori's more of a "House Painter" than a "Cleaner
 Micalovits: He wants it to not die so it can jump things also
 Jadaris: Pretty cool over run. Doesn't afraid of anything
 jaimeblacken: oh crap i missed beejlander? fuck me
 Seth_Erickson: @Simonark reasonable enough
Drum0_0: Nelly got a lan last turn.
Drum0_0: land*
 brutusq13: he got a forest
 superdude097: You cast the tourch
 Stormgod519: Yeah, the torch
 NooninCaz: You did, you cast the Torch for a land
  LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Simonark: @Seth_Erickson And Nelson is apparently a "Torch".
 Desruprot: Magic: The Gathering
  LRRbot: Avenging Hunter [4G] | Creature — Dragon Ranger [5/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
 BrowneePointz: yep
 Chartle: yes
 Sorator13: Yup
 BrowneePointz: multiple instances stack
 fcloud: myriad, myriader, myriadest
 WriterRaven: m-m-m-multimyriad
 drcthulu: Goated with the sauce
Drum0_0: everybody dies
 BrowneePointz: I use it to great effect in my Isshin deck
 Micalovits: Also only tap one thing right?
 ClockTamer: a parody of the Iliad but performed many Myr, Myriad
whitehot0107: @Micalovits correct
 Seth_Erickson: !card Hammer of Moradin
  LRRbot: Hammers of Moradin [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/3] | Myriad / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls.
 schordash: o7
 Seth_Erickson: yeah there'd only be one tap trigger
 drcthulu: adam still gets attacked, he dies to combat damage
Drum0_0: only the original has an attack trigger.
 NooninCaz: One tap, not two. It's a declare attackers trigger, which Myriad skips
 Chartle: no myriad spawns before combat
 Stormgod519: oh damn
 Micalovits: Read the full card
 Chartle: oh never mind
 Chartle: why does that card have myriad
 bytecaster: So many copies
 Micalovits: For fun!
whitehot0107: @Chartle Other way around, it taps a creature for each opponent whereas white creatures printed into standard for example tap one thing
 Chartle: @whitehot0107 no we just figured out it doesn't tap for each opponent because it's an on attack trigger which myriad skips
 schordash: \o/
 anhakha: Ah myriad, the simplest of mechanics...
 bytecaster: We have given ourselves a bit of a logistic problem
 ThePixelSavage: see that is a clear case of too many cooks right here whre everyone is solving the game state in their mind instead of just letting it play out 
whitehot0107: @Chartle Buddy the original taps one creature for each opponent on attack. The tokens don't.
 Micalovits: It is a slightly confusing card
 Chartle: @whitehot0107 fuck i'm blind as hell
 Chartle: still
 Molladia: This is proving I'm not smart enough to play commander
 LazyReaper77: Brain hurt
 MegaDosX: This is a very complex board state and Myriad is weird
 KeytarCat: This is why commander takes 4 hours 👀
 bytecaster: I love that we call this the "casual" format
 youcantlistentobuttons: Casually causal
 MegaDosX: It's casual insofar as you're not playing with the express purpose of decapitating your opponents ingame
whitehot0107: What's giving Cori's creatures menace?
 MegaDosX: Magic is a complicated game, turns out 
 Aceviru: It's supposed to be casual but magic the gathering
 NooninCaz: yeah like "casual" can just mean "no stakes and don't optimise it all"
 schordash: o7
  LRRbot: Call to the Void [4B] | Sorcery | Each player secretly chooses a creature they control and a creature they don't control. Then those choices are revealed. Destroy each creature chosen this way.
 MegaDosX: Adam yes
 schordash:  adam!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Casual can also mean "playing with my friends so we can play whatever degenerate archetypes we want since we are all onboard with it"
 MegaDosX: That would have been great
  LRRbot: Wyll, Blade of Frontiers [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [1/1] | If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. / Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a +1/+1 counter on Wyll. / Choose a Background
  LRRbot: Recruitment Drive [2W] | Sorcery | Roll a d20. / 1—9 | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / 10—19 | Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. / 20 | Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens.
 drcthulu: choose so it gets around hexproof and ward
 Seth_Erickson: I love that all Adam looks to achieve in Baldur's Gate drafts is Mirror of Life Trapping and decking himself out
 BrowneePointz: the legend ye
 Seth_Erickson: Duke Uldengard?
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 Stormgod519: lol
 nishwastaken: what's mirror of life trapping
 definenull: !quote trapped
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 jaimeblacken: Adam playing Baldur's Gate is certainly among my favorite things, either he wins in a stupendous manner or is the first out.
SeismicLawns: mirror is so wonderful
 Stormgod519: !mirror of life trapping
 Stormgod519: shoot
 MegaDosX: !card mirror of life trapping
  LRRbot: Mirror of Life Trapping [4] | Artifact | Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 schordash: 
 nishwastaken: ohh
 MegaDosX: It's very funny
 nishwastaken: 
 Mr_Horrible: this man loves trapping life
SeismicLawns: It's a perfect card for Pantlaza decks
 Seth_Erickson: it's a very funny card yeah
 LowUpsideCJ: I played mirror in one of my first games when still learning and it was miserable
 jaimeblacken: we drafting again after this or what
  LRRbot: Lozhan, Dragons' Legacy [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Shaman [4/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast an Adventure or Dragon spell, Lozhan deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target that isn't a commander.
 Strebenherz: myr of life trapping plus warp world plus norrin the wary?
 Micalovits: It can also sometimes randomly keep a commander in exile sometimes
 MegaDosX: @Strebenherz Toss in a Possibility Storm
 Qalten: I think I know why Serge put that green dragon in his deck
 BrowneePointz: Duke Ulder Ravenguard Nelly?
 BrowneePointz: in the board?
 Strebenherz: @MegaDosX oh!  and genesis chamber!
  LRRbot: Thrakkus the Butcher [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Peasant [3/4] | Trample / Whenever Thrakkus attacks, double the power of each Dragon you control until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: Bruh
 ThePixelSavage: dont forget about the dragons under your library Serge
 Stormgod519: what did you call me?
 Mangledpixel: bottom bottom, to the tune of the Pink Panther
 Stormgod519: this card is busted lol
 LathosTiran: quote
 WriterRaven: The creature types "Dragon Peasant" makes me laugh, even though I know it means Dragonborn.
 MegaDosX: So where did the damage go?
 Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePointz ah I missed the Raven part of his name but I was close
 NooninCaz: Cori's face
 BrowneePointz: to Cori’s face
 MegaDosX: So Serge needs to change life totals
 Sorator13: Those cards absolutely have words on them, Nelly! "Basic Land - Island", for example!
 Stormgod519: cmon, Nelly!
 MegaDosX: There we go
 Stormgod519: Gay Colossus?
 Seth_Erickson: He's got shit to do
 Bionull: None reach with left flyers
  LRRbot: Gate Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | Affinity for Gates / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever a Gate you control enters, you may put this card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 Seth_Erickson: Iron Giant Ass Colossus
 Bugberry: very Daunting
 schordash: 
 dutchmoose: Me seven years old playing dodgeball
 paulthemapguy: Queer-eyed Colossus
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 drcthulu: This pleases Nelson
 ThePixelSavage: dont you double twice?
SeismicLawns: the thrakkusi are 12/4s if they attack
 WriterRaven: Flunge!
 sporkraptor: an ice cream truck--and a donkey???
 ThePixelSavage: isnt Miirym a 28?
 Stormgod519: gulp
 Stormgod519: jesus
 MegaDosX: That's so much damage
 definenull: magic: the gathering
 Stormgod519: so Miirym is lethal commander damage
 NooninCaz: Yeah Miirym's a teeny bit busted
 Stormgod519: and life total too
 MegaDosX: 52 trample damage
 josh___something: Woah, what the heck happened to the subathon timer... That was single digit hours last time I checked in
 Seth_Erickson: upside down Alaundo 
 Sorator13: @josh___something Things! Including 2hrs of 35% off subs.
 letsbelgo: @josh___something there was a 35% off sale and it got cpaped
 nishwastaken: @josh___something Also wheeler challenged the chat
 schordash:   o7
 Bruceski: @josh___something Beejlander brought a sale along and some big guns came out.
SeismicLawns: you have to remove the last time counter so if you exile a land or 0 drop it never gets cast
 Stormgod519: good to know they wrap up after I get off of work
whitehot0107: !card alaundo
  LRRbot: Alaundo the Seer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/5] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand and put a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. It gains "When the last time counter is removed from this card, if it's exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn." Then remove a time counter from each other card you own in exile.
 Fanklok: Wheeler will also play with himself on stream for $500
 Stormgod519: @Fanklok and he did, and Wheeler won
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 Drigerslash: what a great time to have the one year
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 ichibento: Cori's back in the game!
 Sorator13: Uh
 MegaDosX: Wild that Nelson soaked almost all of that
 Stormgod519: geetem
 Stormgod519: @MegaDosX he soaked WHAT?!?
SeismicLawns: there's so many words on alaundo and very few of them are good
 anhakha: Nelson at 10, when he could have hit Nelson for 10 with effect damage...
 MegaDosX: @Stormgod519 
 drcthulu: Also Graham's
 MegaDosX: (damage)
whitehot0107: @anhakha And then died to Cori?
 MegaDosX: It was 52 damage and he took 12
 Micalovits: Nah, I am sure it is G's first 4 turns that is the reason
 Bugberry: @SeismicLawns it's basically 3/4ths of the reminder text of Suspend.
 Mr_Horrible: "no no that's plus, do it again"
 Seth_Erickson: meesa proud
 anhakha: Cori might not have seen the line... u never know.
 gamercat88: ah the roid crash can be real
 Seth_Erickson: is what I think he's saying
whitehot0107: @Stormgod519 All six inches
 youcantlistentobuttons: Kill him, Nelson. Embrace it.
 Stormgod519: Kill him, Nelly!
 schordash: glazed graham?
 BrowneePointz: but yea Alaundo with Seedborn Muse or other repeated untap effects gets nutty
 LowUpsideCJ: sign in blood, simic version
SeismicLawns: !card trailblazer's torch
  LRRbot: Trailblazer's Torch [4] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each creature blocking it. / Equip {1}
 Fanklok: Jhoira of the Ghitu looking at Alaundo " look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power"
 gamercat88: i keep singing Alaundo like Alejandro
 NooninCaz: You got this Serge
 Stormgod519: nooooooo
 Stormgod519: nelly nooooo
 BrowneePointz: more importantly he plays commander and domes Nelly for 6
 witchy_snake: This basically just became an episode of North 100 showdown.
 Seth_Erickson: now we know that it was Graham's fault Nelly lost
 Stormgod519: it wasn't supposed to be this way
 drcthulu: Draw 5 lands in a row, oof Nelly got robbed
 NooninCaz: Get the changeling!
 Seth_Erickson: those first four turns ruined him
 WriterRaven: @drcthulu The James Turner Curse comes for everyone eventually.
 BrowneePointz: Ope nvm that dragon is dead
 Micalovits: Totally Agreed
  LRRbot: Stirring Bard [3R] | Creature — Dragon Bard [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Mantle of Inspiration — {T}: Target creature gains menace and haste until end of turn.
 Sorator13: 
 BrowneePointz: I can pay attention to board states
 Despoiler98: chat can anyone else load the LRR schedule it keeps not loading for me
 Sorator13: @Despoiler98 Website's down. There's one in the Discord, though!
 Seth_Erickson: Alaundo strikes again
 drcthulu: You got Wheeler'd
 Despoiler98: oh ok thanks
 Seth_Erickson: !card Alaundo
  LRRbot: Alaundo the Seer [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/5] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand and put a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. It gains "When the last time counter is removed from this card, if it's exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn." Then remove a time counter from each other card you own in exile.
 schordash: 
 ThePixelSavage: those islands have been put in there by Adams deckbuilding. think about it.
 Sorator13: the previous post in lrr-announcements, or the pins in lrr-content
 paulohsbastos: it's giving game actions
 LowUpsideCJ: It's also against miirym lol
 Stormgod519: you dont' double their power
 BusTed: 
 Stormgod519: but yeah
 BrowneePointz: Alaundo is a pretty powerful commander, a bit clunky in this format though
whitehot0107: @Stormgod519 He had a Thrakkis token left over
 paulohsbastos: work
 jaimeblacken: we drafting again?
 insanecat6mtg: GG
 Stormgod519: @whitehot0107 ah
 circusofkirkus: it's a surprise!
 ArloArts:   
 Stormgod519: this is your reminder, chat: KILL THE MIIRYM PLAYER!!!
 tehcrashxor: Watch random Friday Nights until it's time for the next thing?
 Stormgod519: !cap
 Sorator13: Thanks for being awesome, folks!    
 definenull: i cream!
 Stormgod519: i cream
 nishwastaken: @Stormgod519 
 rxpalindrome: ice cream
 bytecaster: Paul calls them subpoints
 paulthemapguy: He said it not us!!!
 youcantlistentobuttons: You guys did great! Congrats on the Subathon!
 drcthulu: It's like stealing candy from a baby
 Stormgod519: and Serge is a baby...
 Chartle: we all scream
 Cannonfodder79: Adam screams for ice cream
 Mr_Horrible: you underestimate how much I love to bully children, Adam 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Ciijay: It's not taking away if you don't have it yet!
 Aarek: 
 definenull: *whispers* vintage cuube?
 Mr_Horrible: that's what MtG is all about
 BrowneePointz: always do the Los Tiburon Maneuver on Miirym. also anyone who gets that reference you get a high five
 Stormgod519: @definenull its not on MTGO rn sadly
 Qalten: Judge's Tower!
 gamercat88:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ThePixelSavage: Adam is also too big to take anything from them
 Stormgod519: otherwise yeah I'm down
 definenull: @Stormgod519 
 DarkNacht: I got here just in time, whats next?
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: @Qalten NOW WE'RE TALKING
 Despoiler98: 
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 hidingbox: From my perspective, I was not thinking that the subathon would be capped since everytime I joined the timer was less than before so it looked like we'd eventaully run out
 jaimeblacken: judge's tower!
 Stormgod519: @definenull yeah. It just rotated out a week ago
 Qalten: That'd be a blast
 BrowneePointz: El Tiburon*
 hedonistic_mushroom: Subs go to the ice cream goal now?
 Strebenherz:   
 Seth_Erickson: @hedonistic_mushroom correct
 Stormgod519: okay, time to make dinner
 jaimeblacken: why do they only do these stay tuned things for the subathons? they're so fun!
  r10pez10: !capped
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 Strebenherz: @hedonistic_mushroom yes, we're at the stretch goal now
 hedonistic_mushroom: @Seth_Erickson Fantastic
 witchy_snake: Think I'm gonna make myself some tea :3 don't forget chat, get up, stretch, have something to drink!
 Seth_Erickson: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: I'm just happy we get James plays Chrono Trigger and the gang plays a Choose your own adventure
 Datnade012: Do we know what's next?
 BrowneePointz: nope
 WriterRaven: Hi Jordynne!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, hedonistic_mushroom! Welcome to dsiegs9! (Today's storm count: 1205)
 Mr_Horrible: Jordynne is not a crook?
  r10pez10: jahdynne
 youcantlistentobuttons: Jordynne!
 Stormgod519: hi Jahdynne
 SymphonySolstice:  
 RockPusher:    
 Strebenherz: SKULLLLL
 KaleidoscopeMind:  
 Sorator13: Boneathan!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Yo Rick?
 ThePixelSavage: @Datnade012 technically we are still withitn the commadner segement. They are colluding about it as we speak
 suladan_the_serpent_lord:    
 jaimeblacken: why don't they always do the stay tuned thing?
  r10pez10: alas, poor yorick
 schordash:  
 PharaohBender27: Came back from watching the Now Kiss! part of the stream because I saw in Discord we hit cap! Well done, everyone! 
 CastleOtranto: 
 Nigouki: "What is a skeleton's favorite snack?"
 BrowneePointz: Totally Not Great Sea Overture
 groulux: The consent skull!
 hedonistic_mushroom: No, it's the flying f#ck skull?
 jaimeblacken: ribbbbs!!!!
  Juliamon: jaimeblacken because being Always On is very stressful
 Mr_Horrible: @Nigouki that bit still makes me laugh to this day
 ThePixelSavage: @jaimeblacken because they dont want the behind the scenes work (or themselves) be visible all the time?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunImpossiblePrariedogDxAbomb-xM3sOAjYmAPA8S4r
 Nigouki: @Mr_Horrible GUESS!!!
 BrowneePointz: cuz sometimes you need to not be on cam to scream at a wall or something
 paulohsbastos:          
 paulohsbastos: Kathleen is mother
 Mr_Horrible: @Nigouki "Why must you always fail me this way??!?!"
 jaimeblacken: well sorry if it was a stupid question, but they're doing it now. it is a question someone could ask.
 BrowneePointz: If anyone can do a Death Drop out of the Lrr Crew without hurting themselves it’s probably Matt or Adam
 Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Oh yeah, I'd definitely not stand on Cameron while screaming at a wall
 ThePixelSavage: @jaimeblacken no need to become defensive. I was just providing one possible answer (that could be wrong btw)
 Strebenherz: get batteried
 schordash: 
 MTigress: cute battery!
 schordash: 
 Nickiatori: Cool!
 RockPusher:  om nom nom
 jaimeblacken: i was saying sorry, genuinely. sorry.
 hedonistic_mushroom: For a moment I thought that was a laser pointer
  Juliamon: You asked a question, we gave an answer.
 definenull: VOID
 Qalten: Jordynne bringing the energy
 Strebenherz: CATTE
 RockPusher: Kitty!
loufghyslaufey:   
 sporkraptor: that looks like my voidbeast! 
 iris_of_ether: Kitty!
 ContingentCat: good void!
 WriterRaven: babyyyyy! =D
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
 northos: 
 ThePixelSavage: @jaimeblacken and I am saying: no need to 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Friend shaped void
 schordash: 👁️〰️👁️
 insanecat6mtg: Kitty
 RockPusher: Void from Space
 sporkraptor: that looks like egg
 iris_of_ether:    
  Juliamon: There's a lot of things about streaming that might not occur to you if you're not, y'know, a streamer
 sporkraptor: crow?
  Juliamon: It's hard!
 Nickiatori: Exposure!
 jaimeblacken: show the oats pigs!
 Nickiatori: wait is that benny wheels?
 BrowneePointz: was that an iguana or a monitor?
 sporkraptor: alien
 paulohsbastos: you should be dancing
 RockPusher: 
 LathosTiran: Bridget
 HadesLeprechaun: is Wheeler gonna coach Adam through a Canlander game, perhaps?
 dutchmoose: Glorp
 schordash: 
 Qalten: Wheeler: I'm thinking of a Magic card can you guess it
 hedonistic_mushroom: I see 2 players and a table friend... What's on next?
 WriterRaven: Wheeler showing selfies on camera? =P\
 Chartle: phil!
 dutchmoose: PHIL
 sporkraptor: some guy named Phil
 iris_of_ether: Phil
afterlanterns: big phil
 hidingbox: Its those aliens from that B movie we watched on the subathon
 youcantlistentobuttons: Wheeler suiting up?
 fcloud: only one wheeler? shameful
 CodenameBluebird1: Hi Phil
 atinyspacemarine: Can we get a ratthew?
 paulohsbastos: you should be dancing
 paulohsbastos: yeah
 fcloud: suiting up, more like oiling up
 dutchmoose: bub
 iris_of_ether: Bub
 CodenameBluebird1: bub
 Chartle: bub
 Nickiatori: Dog
 BrowneePointz: Jordynne my stream hiccuped right as you put Hugh on screen
 hedonistic_mushroom: I need to exercise but the Subathon still going... I need to watch the online shenanigans
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "snikt, bub" is my favorite catchphrase
 youcantlistentobuttons: Nelly and Adam shuffling?!
aceviru: Lady and gentlemen, load the cannons
OVERKiLL!: Big Skitts with wangs
OVERKiLL!: Subs putting in work
OVERKiLL!: James a BEAST on tech 🎚
OVERKiLL!: 🔮
OVERKiLL!: Drorbs
indigocat: the last time I saw Adam, he was ranking fingers and toes
OVERKiLL!: 👎🏼
Jack Elam: powerful
OVERKiLL!: off by 1
combustionwaltz: is this constructed commander?
 LoadingReadyRun: Battle for Baldur's Gate Draft
combustionwaltz: oh fun fun
combustionwaltz: i have sawdust lungs today. hows everyone else doing
OVERKiLL!: 👀
  Sarah: I'm cross stitching and looking forward to a long weekend
aceviru: hahaha
MisterZimbu: but none of those things could be attributed to twitch chat
aceviru: ok that jarjar reference is my juggling keys
OVERKiLL!: 🪐🧠
aceviru: baby girl stuffing his bag
OVERKiLL!: that $65,000 bag
hyperstar2280: Adam about to do the best thing in commander and deck themselve
OVERKiLL!: LAUGH
aceviru: it's the roids
OVERKiLL!: fine bro damn Your bag is HUGE
Alan Baldwin: …ventrilo?
Alan Baldwin: Adam take your back pills
aceviru: also, thank you James for being on YT chat.
OVERKiLL!: James a BEAST on Tech 🦾
aceviru: That colussus is dead lifting
aceviru: and proud
OVERKiLL!: plenty of time for another game
aceviru: just cracking packs
aceviru: not math involved
aceviru: ice cream for cori
Tyler W. Cox: Blur-o-vision
  Sarah: I've got a local independent place that's great
OVERKiLL!: 💀
aceviru: particular flavor you got in mind?
Piperlyon: is this music from Legend of Zelda Wind Waker or is it just very similar vibes?
aceviru: Wheeler and Jordynne out here just showing us their collections
 Sorator13: @hedonistic_mushroom the vods will be there for you, friend! Take care of yourself! (Or delay exercising by two days; that's also pretty reasonable.)
 HadesLeprechaun: hoping for Adam trying Canlander...
 CodenameBluebird1: We gonna get Adam playing some Highlander??
 youcantlistentobuttons: There can only be Adam
 definenull: seems like it
 PharaohBender27: @hedonistic_mushroom It'll still be going when you've done your exercises (unless said exercises are a two-day run)
 iris_of_ether: Pleased to be back, done with dinner, and in cozy couch cocoon
 definenull: or maybe they figured out how to draft vintage cube on paper
 Territan: Is the Sub-a-Thon clock kept running during these intermissions?
   LoadingReadyRun: yup
 Sorator13: @Territan yep! We're capped out now anyway.
fonk: with the blur i can't tell if that's cameron or adam
 BrowneePointz: Momir with one of those little wireless printers hooked up to Scryfall roulette
 BrowneePointz: I saw someone make a machine that does that
 BrowneePointz: it was rad
 iris_of_ether: That's absolutely rad
 Territan: Yeah, but pausing the clock during the breaks means we'd have that much more time to help them get the ice cream truck.
 hedonistic_mushroom: @Sorator13 I took Monday off then I remembered the subathon and just kinda snowballed after that... I should probably take the week off though cuz I've been exercising daily for the last two months
historyboff: umm hi
 schordash:   
 fcloud: magical
 PhoenixMelior: Hi Adam
 Aarek: YES
 Korolan: Can Lander 
 Sorator13: @hedonistic_mushroom rest days are important!!
 youcantlistentobuttons: ADAMLANDER
 lamina5432: Serious wheeler
 letsbelgo: 
 sgowell: I bought a thermal printer to do the Momir thing. 25$ Bluetooth and works great
Arkouda Chien: these streams are being locally recorded right? since these are over the YouTube auto vod limit?
fonk: also i need new glasses
aceviru: gottem
 BusTed: 
 schordash: naaaaaailed it 
 RockPusher: 
 definenull: oh no the puffer fish is back
 nishwastaken: omg
 PhoenixMelior: The ook ook boys
 Angreed66: A-dam lander
 Mr_Horrible: Adam turning Canadian Highlander into Canadian Tallmander
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 hd_dabnado: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 schordash: 
afterlanterns: the new donkey kong is kinda weird
 CodenameBluebird1: ook ook fight club
 nishwastaken: adamlander 
 underhill33: 
 fcloud: who says coke is bad for you
 HadesLeprechaun: Wooo!
 wrapscalion: Adam? Highlander? In the same room!
 Nickiatori: Morl like Scrubathon amirite
 Nickiatori: more*
 Rootpotato: Adamlander?
 Mr_Horrible: *honest* mid-tier 
 letsbelgo: fgc jokes
 Irsaan: I'm stoked for this
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousExuberantBillArsonNoSexy-NWoTR5ADqqVbRU03
 Sogheim: oh no how many of these cards are in German?
 iris_of_ether:   
  r10pez10: the wheels have come off the rail
 gsyhiap: Only you can make Wheeler scream, Chat
  LRRbot: Stirring Bard [3R] | Creature — Dragon Bard [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Mantle of Inspiration — {T}: Target creature gains menace and haste until end of turn.
1 raiders from HbombAndFriends have joined!
 Sorator13: but if James doesn't get the iPad, how will he watch Caillou?
 hd_dabnado: Labubu addict James
 iris_of_ether: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 BrowneePointz: I feel like when the Oki boys are on screen at once Powerhouse(the jazz standard) should be playing
 UtilityPunk: Mom says it's Adam's turn
 superdude097: Welcome raider!
  LRRbot: Bala Ged Sanctuary (front: Bala Ged Recovery) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
 powerflapjack: finished the draft early?
 WavesOfBabies: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KitschyCrackySandstormFUNgineer-yFju4sFagigzod9V
 Seth_Erickson: 
 HbombAndFriends: Oh, so we've capped? Sweet!
 ContingentCat: Bluey commentary?
 BrowneePointz: Coiling Oracle my beloved 
 fcloud: "this enters the battlefield" it does WAHT
  LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
 Mr_Horrible: the plays
 trainpants: no step on snek
 Kentosaurus: sick play to stop the adventure
 iris_of_ether: They did a -35% off 5+ gift subs during Beejlander and people went ham
HbombAndFriends is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 77 in the channel!
HbombAndFriends gifted a Tier 1 sub to Aureli_Jaxx!
HbombAndFriends gifted a Tier 1 sub to KingTaltia!
HbombAndFriends gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gwandan!
HbombAndFriends gifted a Tier 1 sub to espressoengi!
HbombAndFriends gifted a Tier 1 sub to wombatlad!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, HbombAndFriends! Welcome to Aureli_Jaxx, KingTaltia, Gwandan, espressoengi, and wombatlad! (Today's storm count: 1210)
  LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
 hd_dabnado: no one else can feel it for you
 Stormgod519: wait
 Larkonus: But nobody else can feel it for him!
 Stormgod519: is Adam trying out Canlander?!?
 definenull: only he can let it in
 BrowneePointz: imagine if they give us the MJ with the Infamous MJ pose
 PhoenixMelior: Eye of the Taiga?
 Mr_Horrible: I think Sagat's already known to be ace 
 BrowneePointz: tomorrow or the fifth?
 SirMorek: you can play him right now at EVO 
 HbombAndFriends: Bob Sagat?
 LithelyUnshod: Bob Sagat?
 definenull: good for sagat!
 definenull: 
 Staryx__: Sagat is out the 5th
 LithelyUnshod: @HbombAndFriends I see you
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 ContingentCat: congrats to Segat
 WavesOfBabies: August 5th
 Comrade_Conrad__: Time for you to Sagetawatch
 Stormgod519: yeah
 hd_dabnado: dont google Bob Sagat controversy
Zjivarra: Have I missed the Beejlander?
 Korolan: Yes
 Shadowsoflife: yup
 Stormgod519: god dammit
 SirMorek: @Zjivarra yes
 schordash: especially when you're lost out there
Zjivarra: 💀💀
 TacitusVigil: Everywhere you look
 BrowneePointz: speaking of the first looks at Tokon and Invincible VS looked pretty good yall
 Sorator13: @Zjivarra there's always the vod!
 Stormgod519: yeah
  LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
 AugmentingPath: yep, it's yet anether goyf
 Stormgod519: MH3 is a hell of a set
 HbombAndFriends: 1000 I CREAM!
 Mr_Horrible: there's kind of an irresponsible number of goyfs at this point
Zjivarra: Timezones man. haha. yeah, gonna have to wait for that vod. What’s being played now?
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi everyone.  @loadingreadyrun /mods, stream says this is battle for baldurs gate?  I'm assuming this is no longer that?
 WavesOfBabies: Tōkon having a Killer Instinct style max combo meter is wild
 Sorator13: @Zjivarra you can watch the vod now, on twitch or youtube, if you want! But rn Adam & Nelly are playing Canadian Highlander.
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible there's 17 unique goyfs (w/o counting changelings0
  Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth yeah, they're filling time with some highlander
 calculated_uncertainties: Aww, is anybody gonna tell him?
afterlanterns: gah, they're closing down...
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @HbombAndFriends My friends used to call me H bomb in HS.
 Kentosaurus: ooh that sounds good
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Mr_Horrible: I would liken them more to Village Inn (but less sad) personally, Wheeler
 BrowneePointz: Steve!
afterlanterns: i hate to break it, but i think so
 calculated_uncertainties: most of them are already gone. it is a sadness!
 sporkraptor: yep, they're dying, sorry
 Stormgod519: @Stormgod519 notably including the Lhurgoyf hive
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon Oh , gotcha.  Ty.
 HbombAndFriends: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Mine too. It stuck. For almost 30 years now.
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [−5]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
 Mr_Horrible: I would not be surprised, a lot of places like that never really recovered from the pandemic
 Tai114: Unfortunately Shari's is also sad like Denny's but in a different way
 iris_of_ether: There were bankruptcy scares yeah
 glitched_goddess: I had a milkshake with key lime pie in it. it was awesome
 Bionull: I knew another place with pie milkshakes, but it's also gone
 BrowneePointz: going the way of the Country Kitchen 
 Mr_Horrible: Aetherspark jumpscare in chat 
 Stormgod519: hi Aetherspark
afterlanterns: a few around Tacoma are boarded up, some around Portland... smh
 Stormgod519: yeah this thing is wild
 Stormgod519: better than I thought it wouldbe
 Tai114: I went to a Shari's once and they never even came by to give us water. Just forgot we walked in, lol
  r10pez10: yeah it's wild
afterlanterns: but agreed, a great idea of blending pie slices into milkshakes
 Stormgod519: I sold my copy I opened at my prerelease back when it was like 40 bucks
 Seth_Erickson: Not Sherry's 
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @HbombAndFriends Mine is closer to 25.
 Mr_Horrible: I WANNA GO BACK 
 hd_dabnado: Adam is getting Mondo Burger'd
 Stormgod519: yeah
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Angreed66: zsame number of stsndard sets
 Stormgod519: I think we're going down to 5 mainline sets next year iirc
 BusTed: damn
 Mr_Horrible: peanut butter cup pie and milkshake, yum yum
 Strebenherz: DAMN
 Sorator13: WOW
 ContingentCat: 
 Seth_Erickson: aren't they supposedly dropping less cards this year? Or was that supposed to be next year
 Stormgod519: ZAMN
 ThePixelSavage: why?
 NotCainNorAbel: WOW
  r10pez10: wtf
 underhill33: 
 A_Dub888: 
 letsbelgo: 
 Stormgod519: @Seth_Erickson a little less this year than last, but its less next year too
  r10pez10: googling sherry's controversy
 Tai114: I was like 10, lmao. Might be a slight against my dad though.
 UtilityPunk: "Just be less forgettable" 
 Seth_Erickson: @Stormgod519 I see I see
 Mr_Horrible: mods can we do something about this belligerent at the table? 
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible which one?
  LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 Stormgod519: Don't do that!
 Seth_Erickson: Good luck brother those bad boys are gone
 iris_of_ether: Do not do this
  LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
 Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 just Wheeler, the other 2 are perfect angels
 superdude097: Do not dox yourself
 WavesOfBabies: 123 Fake Street
 Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible well...
 youcantlistentobuttons: I believe the only honest to goodness pimp i have ever seen was in a Sharis.
 NotCainNorAbel: 10 Downing Street, London
 fcloud: if your galvanic discharge lasts more than four turns, see your doctor
 IbunWest: for legal purposes that was a joke
 Stormgod519: okay you got me
 BrowneePointz: well we’d like them to do less but FF broke records on the first day it was available and EoE is selling out everywhere as well. so…
 HesGotNoPants: You won't do it cause you're soft
 Nickiatori: Who up cycling their triomes
 Angreed66: lies
 ThePixelSavage: dont give Wheeler your address he will come by and slight your father again
 Tai114: I'll just give you $5 at a convention, that work?
 TacitusVigil: LRR would like to remind Chat to disregard everything Ben says.
 CommanderPulsar: My home address is 127.0.0.1
 NotCainNorAbel: @CommanderPulsar 
 Reldnahcire: There's no place like localhost
 Scy_Anide: Yeah I live at 1 Broadway Avenue
afterlanterns: ah, i see some nerds are in here. v good
 Nickiatori: too bad it is impossible to be in chat and table friend at the same time
 Tai114: @ThePixelSavage Nah it's cool my dad kind of sucks lmao
 wertyy42: Exciting stuff! Love me some canlander
 fcloud: "pure energy" -- nelson, 2004
 A_Dub888: didn’t Wheeler get timed out for saying “Watercoolussy”?
 Incandescent_Zubat: @browneepointz EOE is selling out? But I thought in universe Magic sets were bad now and suffering because of UB sets? /s
  r10pez10: it's okay it's an equipment
 HbombAndFriends: 100
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 Bugberry: @Incandescent_Zubat don't forget that Wotc hates their own IP and is trying to replace it.
  LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
 Tai114: EOE might be running low but I'm sure Spider-Man will have plenty of overstock
 Seth_Erickson: now is it 4 on the goyf when discharge enters the graveyard?
 CommanderPulsar: There is an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 4.
 Seth_Erickson: goyfs are always confusing
 Incandescent_Zubat: @bugberry 
 LithelyUnshod: @Seth_Erickson Nethergoyf is only owner's gy
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: good reaction
 Sorator13: 
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: is it german?
 DreadPantheon: man, i just want final fantasy to be cheaper so i can buy more. its my favorite set
 Seth_Erickson: @LithelyUnshod I understand
afterlanterns: lol
  LRRbot: Thundertrap Trainer [1U] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/2] | Offspring {4} / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 Sogheim: the card from Final Fantasy I'm most excited to add to a deck is Triple Triad. I just wanna play Triple Triad.
 DreadPantheon: i grew up playing magic and final fantasy, that set was like watching two of your best friends get married
 WavesOfBabies: OTTIE
  LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 Tai114: @Sogheim It's just so fun how they made the mini-game that Triple Triad introduces work like the actual game sort've
  LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 niccus: the small version: https://i.imgur.com/mzXaiKX.png
 Tai114: If Final Fantasy was cheaper and more accessible it would have been explosive for WotC
 Sogheim: @Tai114 you, too, can be the Queen of Cards! introduce rules and ante wherever you go!
 Strebenherz: the offspring tokens are all adorable
 IsSecretlyPaul: adamlander
 BrowneePointz: I was pretty excited for the FF set and then the scalping drove it out of my price range and I was less excited
 WavesOfBabies: @niccus THEY'RE JUST LITTLE
 groulux: the ladies are having fun in te friend zone
 BrowneePointz: especially since I got my Wish and Vivi broke containment
 Tai114: I've heard from lots of folks how much more they'd have interacted with the FF set if they could just buy it
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: @BrowneePointz thankfully i get to play with the cards on arena for free* 
 Strebenherz: sorry to hear that brownee
  LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 Seth_Erickson: they don't want it to be a functional-ish proxy I think
 Seth_Erickson: same why they did it for Garth One-eye's tokens I think
  LRRbot: Scapeshift [2GG] | Sorcery | Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Bugberry: Scapeshift was a junk rare on release.
 BrowneePointz: Flash Freeze
 Tai114: Flashfreeze
 Bugberry: I opened it and had no idea what to do with it.
 Mr_Horrible: that format was so cooked
skiddybones: shapeshift was also ggood in 2020 standard
 Mr_Horrible: Valakut the Spoiler
 Bugberry: Same thing when I opened Dark Depths.
 Tai114: Flashfreeze was great in the sideboard of my kitchen table azorius control deck that killed people with Sphinx of Jwar Isle
 BrowneePointz: Some stand tall cuz they do things on a weird axis. like valakut and scapeshift
 BusTed: 
skiddybones: scapeshift field of the dead was ood in standard before it got banned
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: get the Battle Bus
 hd_dabnado: oh wrong Harvey
 niccus: is this breaking nda
 Mr_Horrible: You're cross-pollinating, Wheeler
 100viewbots: weinstein
 RealGamerCow: PJ Harvey got cancelled?
 fracassio: Harvey Dent also got cancelled for becoming Twoface, tbf
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz things that cheat out creatures and deal with lands from the early days are commonly this, since early on good nonbasics were rare and creatures were generally bad.
 Sorator13: I think I gotta head to bed. Gnight friends; see you on the morrow!
 BrowneePointz: Which Harvey is in Marvel?
 SnowBuddy18: Harvey Birdman
 Mr_Horrible: but also yeah a 2025 creature files your damn taxes as an ETB
 Nickiatori: Did wheelere basically just press the diet coke button XD
 dutchmoose: Fridge cigarette
 schordash:  Angel o7
 Tai114: @skiddybones Yeah and Scapeshift did nothing in standard until Field got printed, what a sleeper
 defaultedusername: Did we already see the Wheeler Vs Wheeler match today?
 Cptasparagus: my friend drafted 16 rares at FNM, he's playing 2026 magic
 iPoding: Diet Coke? you mean fridge cigarettes?
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: does wheeler use a jeweled lotus as a drink coaster
  LRRbot: Scapeshift [2GG] | Sorcery | Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Commercial District | Land — Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Nickiatori: @defaultedusername yeah Wheeler won
 Rootpotato: wheeler, this is the wrong stream, i cant redeem the great taste of diet Coke
 defaultedusername: @Nickiatori Nice, good for him. Shame about losing, though.
 avjamethyst: it's also got minsc&boo
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CardboardHorde! (Today's storm count: 1211)
 JRandomHacker: "look I like hamsters as much as the next person, but not when they are the approximate size and speed of a boeing 747"
 BrowneePointz: uw control splashing minsc and boo
 Seth_Erickson: indeed there was
 definenull: oh baby
 Mr_Horrible: who the hell bullied FTK in high school?
 northos: modern horizons 3 *commander*
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: MH3 aka Modern Rotation
 Bugberry: MH3 brought back Energy
Drum0_0: 
 BrowneePointz: it was ALL mistakes Adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
 powerflapjack: adam van winkle
 Mr_Horrible: valedictorian of Planeshift
 frozenphoenix7: Technically, that was in MH3's commander product
 wertyy42: Oh you sweet summer child
 Weagle: MH3 Commander Precon specifically
 Khalstrom: I missed Adam playing Magic
 hidingbox: Its fine if you missed modern horizons 3, all the cards from it got banned anyways
 Stormgod519: oh Adam...
 CodenameBluebird1: Adam you were table friend ON THE STREAM lol.
 definenull: 
 RatherLargeToad:  
 Seth_Erickson: !card psychic frog
  LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
 Stormgod519: @hidingbox not all of them lol
 Stormgod519: you were
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: guards, check the tapes
 lochnessseammonster: slander and lies
  LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Sogheim: blows WIlson, Refined Grizzly out of the water and they had like five keywords
 Mr_Horrible: they saw MH2 and said "We need more mistakes per capita" and then designed MH3
 Stormgod519: during the prerelease
 Snowcookies: omg
 Stormgod519: Summer 2024
 A_Dub888: !card writhing cry’s
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 lochnessseammonster: more lies
 A_Dub888: !card writhing crys
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 CodenameBluebird1: Yes with Graham and Kathleen lol.
 sporkraptor: heck *I* remember you doing Bloomburrow XD
 Mr_Horrible: I also do not remember this happening, Adam
 BrowneePointz: I don’t remember those pprs either Adam. you good
 fcloud: the roids giveth and the roids taketh away
 matthaus_c: he saw Phlage and blanked it all out
 Seth_Erickson: I deserve any and all credit given
 Stormgod519: wdym? of course we deserve it
 Bugberry: I like Modern Horizons for doing the Time Spiral, which is another goal of MH.
 WavesOfBabies: Did Adam have a concussion?
 Khalstrom: Also speaks to the crazy amounts of sets and cards coming out
 Mr_Horrible: this is also a symptom of "it's been 18 months, and 18 sets have come out in that time"
 Stormgod519: in minecraft
 vinewood_og: Savidan Gas
 schordash:  
 lochnessseammonster: first highlander and first cycle
 dasdardly: yo what is that nature's lore thast rules
 Reldnahcire: @Mr_Horrible I think 18 sets in 18 months feels low 🤣
 TacitusVigil: [Ben would love to see that]
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: i do steroids. corticosteroids. i have asthma.
 DarkNacht: Not going to openly do steroids
 CodenameBluebird1: I just want a stream of Adam reading cards from the last two years and reacting lol.
 Mr_Horrible: @Reldnahcire honestly you may be right
 ClodiumSoride: @CodenameBluebird1 "Each?!"
 Stormgod519: currently we're at 6 sets a year (mainline) plus whatever secret lairs they do
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Seth_Erickson: New art for old lad
 Seth_Erickson: or older lad that is
 schordash: @CodenameBluebird1 feels like Amy giving Voxy that Final Fantasy quiz 
 ghizmou: adam reveals he's looking at Mountain
 jacqui_lantern234: @CodenameBluebird1 ITS AN INSTANT?!?!
 stippledotter: This reminds me of the time someone maybe on this channel said that there should be a version of the Olympics where they just pump someone up with steroids just to see what the human body is truly capable of
 CodenameBluebird1: @ClodiumSoride EACH?!?
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: kroxa good in the bin
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Stormgod519: "Oh..." - Nelson
 calculated_uncertainties: I think Adam was on that stream
  LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 Stormgod519: yeah, that's just the olympics
 lamina5432: there is an olympics that does that
 definenull: oh right nadu
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thraximore: 
 SnowBuddy18: and Ocelot Pride
 wristwatchmark: @stippledotter I thought it was a normal person to make them seem properly impressive
 Stormgod519: it was the one you did the "3" thing
 matthaus_c: and Wriggling Christopher
 A_Dub888: it’s the set with the eldrazi mythic common
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Nadu is such a fever dream, flew for a whole month then gone forever
 Bugberry: It was also on Arena, so more people got to play it than usual supplemental sets.
 stippledotter: @wristwatchmark I've read it both ways
skiddybones: ajani
 Seth_Erickson: Phlage
 Stormgod519: you are free to keep complaining
 powerflapjack: dont' forget ajani
  r10pez10: friendship ended with nadu now vivi is my friend
 Diabore: Tamiyo
 Stormgod519: Ajani, Phlage, Emperor of bones...
 BrowneePointz: Grist
  LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
 powerflapjack: grist is fine
 BrowneePointz: Raptor
 dweebert91: Ral
 Mattmitchell45: Wheeler about to turn into a Bob Ducca monologue
 Seth_Erickson: Grist is cool
 BrowneePointz: Ral
 Stormgod519: Sorin, Consuming Corruption
 Mr_Horrible: it had frogs, briefly
 Summerlithi: I see the magic playing has increased the sub count substantionally lol
  LRRbot: Bring to Light [3GU] | Sorcery | Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
 drcthulu: Most importantly racoons and otters
 CodenameBluebird1: It's crazy Ral is the least problematic of the flip walkers from that set lol.
 salamisuperstar: That's a good Bob Duka
  LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath enters, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
 Stormgod519: "but this is just the set list of MH3- oh..."
 BrowneePointz: Uhhhh Ral did very gross things in Modern right after release
 CodenameBluebird1: Phlage is insane lol.
 MintChocDoublin: Arena of Glory Escape Phlage
 Stormgod519: mhmm
 Stormgod519: turns out if you powercreep a format, you can make it a rotating one
 Stormgod519: Also standard is now an eternal format...
 lamina5432: They could always ban more cards instead of printing more
 CodenameBluebird1: Phlage, Ocelot Pride, Guide of Souls, Psychic Frog, Emperor of Bones.......
 hidingbox: Turns out tron meant t1 guide, t2 ocelot, t3, ajani
 Khalstrom: The limited enviroments have been pretty deece
 Bugberry: @Stormgod519 I thought people liked the idea of Foundations?
 salamisuperstar: Everyone is doing Arena of Glory Phlage, when are people going to Arena of Glory Phlage?
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Modern is legitimately just MH3 Block Constructed now
 salamisuperstar: Phage
  LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry oh people do. I do. its mostly a joke
 Stormgod519: o7
 definenull: BOOO NELSON
 yofl: boooo
 Dish_KP: REACHING
 kataanglover1: Okay when I left the timer was at 8 hrs.  What happened?
 hd_dabnado: NELLY WHY
 Seth_Erickson: modern horizons strikes again
 CodenameBluebird1: @BaldGuyNamedHarry It definitely does feel like it.
 hd_dabnado: 
 thraximore: 
eh_yo_flake: Nelson the goat
 MookGB: Only you can let it in
 Seth_Erickson: but the 2nd variant this time
 BrowneePointz: imagine if Uro Lightning Helix’d Adam, that’s Phlage
 Dish_KP: FOR SOMETHING IN THE DISTAN- sorry
 Bugberry: @Stormgod519 which part is a joke?
 wertyy42: feel the rain
 Seth_Erickson: there is a Darcy trigger right?
 frozenphoenix7: Adam does get to Surveil off casting Minsc
 nishwastaken: nelly does not want to feel the rain 
  Juliamon: kataanglover1 Sub discount during Beejlander
 Bionull: Are hamsters the rain on our skin?
 JocelyneAnne: Nelson's doing the gods' work.
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry the "oh, standard is an eternal format and modern is a rotating format"
 hidingbox: vintage cube moment
 Diabore: Surveil off minsc yeah
 RealGamerCow: !card phlage
  LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escape—{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Strebenherz: adam gets the surveil too if he didn't already
 niccus: before wotc shuts down they should print functional copies of the moxen
 Kentosaurus: oh that one's busted
 Stormgod519: this card is busted
 Stormgod519: LOL
 CommanderPulsar: @kataanglover1 Beejlander & other mtg content.
 kataanglover1: @Juliamon Ah yeah that would do it
 Stormgod519: this user is gonna get a ton of pings
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 circusofkirkus: 
 Stormgod519: !clip
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 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CulturedCleanDootRalpherZ-Z6UXXKoPuqz81WGj
 kenny_roberts84: Nelson is cheating.
 BusTed: 🤌
 hd_dabnado: da mutz
 circusofkirkus: when did the Harlem Globetrotters show up to play Canlander
 Cptasparagus: @circusofkirkus wait until they tie Adam to a wheel and throw black lotuses at him
 yofl: let's go adam!!
 BrowneePointz: what did he cast?
 Seth_Erickson: a pizza piea
 frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePointz Price of Progress
 Diabore: Price
 BrowneePointz: ooob PoP
Datnade012: You're telling me you bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!?
 BrowneePointz: I didn’t hear Price
Scarbble: winning with price of progress is my *favorite*
 Mr_Horrible: they can't write, Wheeler, it's fine 
 PhoenixMelior: Im Italian and this is hilarious
Datnade012 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Datnade012! (Today's storm count: 1212)
 Stormgod519: its cracked
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 Stormgod519: !card emperor of bones
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 Fantusta: You can't be racist against Italians (I'm Italian)
 BrowneePointz: Ral did whacky stuff in Modern as well
 CodenameBluebird1: I've gotten Ulamog'd so hard with this thing so many times.
 Stormgod519: also all those MDFC cards
 yofl: it's still pretty messed up
 Strebenherz: vivi is just a little guy
 BrowneePointz: Vivi
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 1 1 1
 Seth_Erickson: Vivi
 BrowneePointz: my boy
 Strebenherz: lightning
 fcloud: tifa
 Stormgod519: Viviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 Stormgod519: Lightning is pretty good
 Strebenherz: lightning's nonsense, cloud is nonsense, vivi is just a little guy, tifa makes landfall fatal
 battlegander: lmfao !
 BrowneePointz: my baby boy Vivi is groooosss
 TheBorzoi: Firion makes a copy of any equipment that ETB's until the next turn
 Combusttion: so true Tifa is so hot
 CodenameBluebird1: NELLY
 tehcrashxor: lol
 asthanius: speaking of italians
 letsbelgo: pump her
 Nickiatori: Speaking of Italians Tifa
 tehfewl: speaking of Italy, Tifa is really good
 Stormgod519: cannot be talking about Tifa pumps yall...
 BrowneePointz: Yall should show Adam Vivi
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Esper Origins is a green card (also great)
 Zulghinlour: Yuna?
 Mai_Andra: Tifa's magic colors are the Italian flag 
 wertyy42: tifa frequently kills me on turn 3/4 in standard rn…
 Seth_Erickson: Barrett is not really all that strong I reckon
 hd_dabnado: no turns out its just that the designers want them to be strong
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Okay but MVC Infinite did have the Marvel characters look better than the Capcom ones...
 lamina5432: the strongest thing about final fantasy was the price gouging
 BrowneePointz: Vivi is Ultra SF 4 Elena Adam
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz seconded, adam should see vivi xD
 Seth_Erickson: !card Vivi Ornitier
  LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: wait wtf release bison was insane
 itsr67: release rashid was bugged
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm sad that Freya wasn't a more interesting card
 itsr67: level 2 was actively bugged
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: no one clapped so i was confused 
 Stormgod519: good joke stremer
 Strebenherz: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yeaaaah
 BrowneePointz: Yisaar was bugged ye
 Nickiatori: Yuna is pretty busted
 Strebenherz: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa still, a one mana red voltron equips commander is fun
 BrowneePointz: can James bring up Vivi to show Adam?
 Seth_Erickson: tbf 5 sets is a lot
 BrowneePointz: *puppy dog eyes*
 dasdardly: whenever I look at Freya I always expect the card to say haste. Which would be kinda broken but would've been very cool.
 CodenameBluebird1: It's okay Adam, its been a long 5 years my dude.
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Diabore: The break wasnt that long, it was just that they released like 6 sets in that time
skiddybones: final fantasy limited was one of the best of all time no joke
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 Strebenherz: pffffft
 Strebenherz: YES
 Nickiatori: 5 sets and one of them is a core set, so if you have seen any coreset then you have seen foundations (though foundations is probably the best core set ever)
 BrowneePointz: my Baby Boy has a Gun
 CodenameBluebird1: Let's get Adam on TTC to read cards from the last 2 years PLEASE. You are leaving views on the table lol.
 Strebenherz: VIVI, just a little guy, ALSO the utter terror of the meta
 BrowneePointz: they gave Vivi a Gun
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: is Vivi having the Black Wizard token effect a flavor thing? i never played FF9 
 Stormgod519: there's a couple in each color
 youcantlistentobuttons: There's a white one now too
 Angreed66: cantrips are in every color
 BrowneePointz: yes @baldguynamedharry
 Bugberry: I play a lot of Standard Brawl and almost every other deck is Vivi.
 Strebenherz: cori, now banned in mtg
 Stormgod519: Look, there's no Vintage Cube on MTGO
skiddybones: you guys gotta get adam to play final fantasy limited
 RealGamerCow: Adam is sweating uncontrollably
 chrono2x: I'd watch it
 Stormgod519: so we gotta make up for it somehow
SeismicLawns: I would absolutely adore an oki oki for highlander
 Stormgod519: lol
 hd_dabnado: what the dog doin
 Seth_Erickson: it's so exuberant though
 ProcyonFlynn: !FridayNights
 Bladinus: @BaldGuyNamedHarry not really, Vivi is the prototype for Black Mages in that world
 Seth_Erickson: surely you can forgive it for that
 nishwastaken: newlamog
 fcloud: this sounds like the next three crapshots
 AngelicKnighthood: This is a TTV episode that needs to hapen.
 MrPipboy3000: Its that scene in the Wire where they only say the F word
 AngelicKnighthood: TTC
 CodenameBluebird1: Newlamog is a crime lol.
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 BrowneePointz: next TTC: Adam reacts to every wtf card from the past 2 years
 circusofkirkus: so there's this bird wizard
 Stormgod519: or Nulldrifter
 nishwastaken: it's a bird AND a wizard 
 wristwatchmark: What format is Newlamog a problem in?
 Cptasparagus: sheeeeetx
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
 BrowneePointz: Its the Sopranos but better
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: that scene is GREAT as a piece of media even though people think it's just a joke because of all the fuck words
 Stormgod519: @wristwatchmark yes
DanielOfCourse: omar comin
 BrowneePointz: RIP Lance Redding
 Mr_Horrible: "Let's see how Jimmy McNulty FUCKED it up again!"
 BrowneePointz: Reddick*
 asthanius: the first episode has someone pissing on train tracks, it's cinema
 type_variable: The wire is one of the greatest tv dramas of all time
 Nickiatori: I really want Wizards to make a Black Evoke creature that sign in bloods for BB called Skulldrifter
 Seth_Erickson: Adam would like the big 8 mana blue green creature from Final Fantasy I think
 frozenphoenix7: @wristwatchmark It isn't.
 defaultedusername: What is the world. When I left, we only had like 12 hours left before work. When did we get up over A DAY?!
 CodenameBluebird1: @wristwatchmark Modern and Historic for sure with Emperor of Bones, Ugin's labyrinth, etc.
 wristwatchmark: I see. I haven't heard much about Newlamog
 battlegander: oy nadu
 Stormgod519: yeah..
AtrusOfMyst: I bet Adam would enjoy cube
 Stormgod519: fun bird
 flustered_blue: I wish I didn’t hear about Nadi
 Stormgod519: Recently pointed in Canlander
 Mattmitchell45: Seared in to Nelson's head
 betweenmyself: What’s Nadu?  “Nothin, what’s Nadu with you?” 
 Strebenherz: nadu singlehandedly goofed the prices of zero equip artifacts didn't it
 Stormgod519: Mox Start!
 wristwatchmark: Huh. Figured we were still just reanimating like Atraxa or something. I really don't follow this game as close as I think
 Seth_Erickson: only twice each turn Nelly please they limited it 
  LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
 Angreed66: tbf a 3/4 flyer would be unplayble in modern before mh3
 Seth_Erickson: !card Nadu, Winged
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Nadu, Winged Wisdom; A-Nadu, Winged Wisdom
 nishwastaken: he's moxxing off 
 Stormgod519: @Seth_Erickson yeah, only twice... for each... creature...
 Stormgod519: love a good bloodtithe
 BrowneePointz: you can only do it TWICE though! it’s SUCH a downside!
 frozenphoenix7: @wristwatchmark You mostly are.  Ulamog's not really a problem, most decks in Modern don't really play it.
 Seth_Erickson: @Stormgod519 yeah yeah fair and balanced 
 Mr_Horrible: "But my friends call me Wheeler" 
 Mattmitchell45: Wheeler's Nom de Plume
 circusofkirkus: has Adam heard the good news about Brightglass Gearhulk
  LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
 Stormgod519: wow
 Mattmitchell45: @Mr_Horrible Murphy!
  LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Mr_Horrible: 1, tap, discard a card, sac: draw
 Seth_Erickson: The Gearhulks aren't that bad I don't think
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: that is one fucked up squirrel
 Nickiatori: I thought James was a Sonic fan
 BrowneePointz: but yea Nadu was so busted and a pain in the ass they had to come up with the WILDEST way to represent your board state at the Comp Level for it
 Mr_Horrible: the pack rat is pretty good
 nishwastaken: @BrowneePointz oh? 
 moamyn: There might be a squirrel in there
 dutchmoose: Elspeth wearing Louboutins is pretty up there
 BrowneePointz: it was a pain and made watching those modern events a headache
  r10pez10: is shuko still price-inflated
 frozenphoenix7: @r10pez10 Not really
 Seth_Erickson: not really
  LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
 HadesLeprechaun: I love that one space art SL for the EDH staples with sol ring, arcane signet, lightning greaves, etc
 Stormgod519: Initative time!!!
 powerflapjack: nadu's banned everywhere so it doesn't really matter
 Mr_Horrible: an official system for separating your creatures in play into "Nadu" and "Nadone" piles
 thewafflesareburning: isn't blood sorcery speed to sac
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.conundrumwines.com/
 wristwatchmark: Brightglass might still be the best one if it only tutored one creature tho; the others are fine
 mrverbal: the worst mechanic has entered the chat
 frozenphoenix7: @thewafflesareburning Nope, any time
 BaldGuyNamedHarry: Caves of Chaos? what, did the Sonic cards come out already?
 Seth_Erickson: I think the Junji Ito secret lair is my favorite
 Diabore: @nishwastaken the boards had 3 section, targeted nonce, targeted once, and targeted twice
 Mr_Horrible: gimme Caves of Qud Adventurer
 BrowneePointz: @nishwastaken they basically had to put markers splitting their board in half to targeted and non targeted creatures and it made it so awful to look at
 nishwastaken: @Diabore that's crazy 
 Nickiatori: @mrverbal hey there arent any day/night cards on the table
 BrowneePointz: it was a visual mess
 nishwastaken: @BrowneePointz oh god
 yofl: we like to shuffle 
 Stormgod519: what is this, pioneer?
 wristwatchmark: I didn't hear that about Nadu that's wild
  r10pez10: you mean they split their board into three sectors of space?
 dutchmoose: It's the constant shuffling of a deck that big imo
 mrverbal: @Nickiatori I guess I should have been more specific and said worst for power level 
 Stormgod519: @r10pez10 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 Diabore: @r10pez10 pretty much
 BrowneePointz: yep @r10pez10 don’t even make a space beleren joke
 Mr_Horrible: "What if we made a creature that was busted as hell, had a great stat line, AND introduced memory issues?" "Print it, let's knock off for lunch."
 Bugberry: @powerflapjack it's banned in 2 formats.
 Hadouken_lol_catz: @Mr_Horrible  dont forget that said dont test it at all
 50keyz: 
 Stormgod519:  lets keep going with this list
  LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
 Bionull: Back to the scene with Nelson and Wheeler pacing, cigarettes an inch deep. So you see, you go high theeeeen low.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson I would argue even 4 standard sets is a lot, 3 normal sets with 1 commander product would be easier to deal with mental load wise
 powerflapjack: @Bugberry it's banned in the two formats where it's played in paper
 Diabore: screamy no!
 Seth_Erickson: I love duskmourn my beloved plane
 BrowneePointz: Worst plane from last year
 Stormgod519: yeah this card is bonkers
 nishwastaken: Is Nadu banned in commander?
 Nickiatori: I still think this card should have 2 red pips
 Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz idk, OTJ exists...
 Diabore: yup
 Angreed66: it is
 nishwastaken: thank god
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
 dasdardly: boros reckoner with haste that is infinitely easier to cast
 Mr_Horrible: you're gonna be saying that a lot, Adam
 Stormgod519: lul
 Bugberry: @powerflapjack it's legal in 3 paper formats.
 Strebenherz: F
 powerflapjack: @nishwastaken yeah, it was banned along with the big three last year, nobody cares because it was nadu and everyone was like "eh, who cares"
 wristwatchmark: My chat is faster than the stream so I get spoiled by lrrbot lol
Astral_Apache: GIMME THAT HIGH-LOW 1000 1000 100 100 100 100 100
 Diabore: notably nelly has protection this turn
 BrowneePointz: @stormgod519 I planted my flag. it ate my redwall set’s lunch and I will be angy about it forever
 PhorrestGaze: oh, we doing CYOA now?
 Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz It was not as good as Bloomburrow, that's true
 powerflapjack: @Bugberry there's not a lot of paper legacy, vintage and oathbreaker running around
 Stormgod519: SALUD Wheeler
 nishwastaken: @powerflapjack  oh thank god
 Bugberry: @dasdardly spitemare
 BrowneePointz: I wish they’d have pushed Bloomburrow’s power(outside the mice)just a smidge
 Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePointz well it's alright because the bloomburrow people also hated on it the entire time it was around from the lead up, to help sour the whole mode for the set. No one was having a good lunch
 Seth_Erickson: blue chip is a brand though right?
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz even the power wouldn't help the stale draft environment.
 Diabore: thats a good one
 Stormgod519: I do have Duskmourn ahead of OTJ and MKM tho lol
 Seth_Erickson: I just can't remember for what
 Stormgod519: oh joy
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 frozenphoenix7: Let me tell you the story of Kik-Jiki....
 Stormgod519: still very good
 BrowneePointz: I think I would’ve liked it more if it felt more like Creepy Mansion and less 80s pastiche
 TacitusVigil: LRR would like to apologize to all their fans in Ireland who-
 Mr_Horrible: me, the only person cascading bloodbraid elf into finks
  r10pez10: didn't adam do kiki-jiki/deceiver exarch in chaos draft once
CrossXhunteR: is this crokeyz?
 Mr_Horrible: a bold iconoclast of LOR/ALA standard
 BrowneePointz: I love that Nelly is oscillating between Irish and Scottish
 Mattmitchell45: Goofball City
 RealGamerCow: Adam fell into the trap of believing ANYTING Wheeler says
 Stormgod519: 
 Strebenherz: wheeler a clown?  never
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 Rourke9: that rules
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 Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePointz I think this is a reasonable take, but I also feel that it's way more Creepy Mansion than 80's pastiche, the set had like 4 or 5 major cards in flavor that I think pushed the it's all 80's pastiche point over the many cool creepy mansion cards that existed
 50keyz: GG
  r10pez10: wheeler can't lie he's the good guy
 Stormgod519: now hang on...
 Stormgod519: oh come on
Astral_Apache: that Kiki-Cheeky combo
 Bugberry: @Stormgod519 OTJ and Duskmourne were the 2 most balanced formats last year.
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: got it in one
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 letsbelgo: lets go
 Stormgod519: YO
 gualdhar: YEAH BABY
 definenull: still got it
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Rourke9: let’s GOOO
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry its true
 TheWriterAleph: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 nishwastaken: Yess Nelly pop off
 Seth_Erickson: All I'm saying is Duskmourn bit  the bullet so that Edge of Eternities could survive.
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 Stormgod519: LOL
 Bugberry: @Seth_Erickson yeah, the retro aesthetic was mostly in a few of the clothes, less overt than the horror stuff.
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 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IanAllenBird: lol
 definenull: good bit streamer
 Kentosaurus: lol
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
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 underhill33: 
 BusTed: hell yeah
 pimiento:  
 RealGamerCow: oh HELL yeah
 A_Dub888: they’re playing me??
 TheBorzoi: I love ADOM
 MalFnord: "I Rented An Ice Cream Truck For My Friends, It Hit Me And Now I'm In Another World" is the hit new light novel from...
 DarkNacht: A DOM
 thraximore: 
 Rourke9: heck yeah
 Mattmitchell45: Unlike BJ, Cori did it without being shirtless
  Sarah_Serinde: Angel has *such* a long day
 paulthemapguy: A dom on a sub-athon? It's a match made in heaven
 thraximore: oh HELL yeah
 TheBorzoi: ADOM was my introduction to D&D
CrossXhunteR: richi
 niccus: ancient domains of masochism
 definenull: o7
 nishwastaken: Ron
 Stormgod519: o7
 RealGamerCow: I have so much stuff to watch
 nishwastaken: 
Astral_Apache: bye guys!
 lamina5432: That second night was magic
 lamina5432: o7
 BusTed: heeyyy
 Stormgod519: let us guess cards!
 tryllebanjo: Some what?
 Bionull: Playing mahjong or rolling gacha?
 WriterRaven: Adam! Rude!
 KickAssKanuck: gg's!
 chrono2x:   
 Nickiatori: Rude Adam!
 Stormgod519: luv you too, adam
  Sarah_Serinde: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Ancient Domains of Mystery w/ Cori & Angel at Fri 08:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
 thraximore: @Bionull yes
 blackroseimmortal7: aww adam waved
 Nickiatori: cyall in a little bit gonna go use the eliptical for an hour
 cheshire_creeper: Mahjong Next????????
 sporkraptor: Meet Saabine
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GracefulResourcefulPuddingTwitchRaid-dCJ1k55e4YkdqvsW
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EndearingShyDonkeySMOrc-MvUnWdjPvUiFt5g_
 WriterRaven: ADOM first, Mahjong later.
 definenull: hi james & cori!
 CommanderPulsar: Chuck Tingle's classic "pounded in the Bus by an Ice Cream Truck"?
  r10pez10: adom!
 SnackPak_: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheWriterAleph: wheeeee
 BusTed: woooo
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: \o/
 TacitusVigil: Cori's doing donuts again
 iris_of_ether:   
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Shadowsoflife:  
 moamyn: Cori has SO much energy right now lol
 letsbelgo: two musics playing
 Mattmitchell45: Who let this energized child in here?
 Bruceski: I shaved my moustache this afternoon because it's hot out, and I keep startling myself in the mirror.
 powerflapjack: @moamyn i'm pretty sure this is her default state
 Bruceski: It's like seeing David Suchet when you only know him as Poirot.
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha I love that comparison
 moamyn: @powerflapjack that's totally fair
 iris_of_ether: I'm looking forward to impenetrable ASCII hijinks
  r10pez10: that's just twitch chat, iris
 Mathwyn: @mattmitchell45 You via your support on twitch!
 KharadBanar: It's the Angel Power Hour!
 iris_of_ether: Legit
 grander_pastures: What ADOM again?
  r10pez10: Ancient Domains of Misery?
 iris_of_ether: Granddaddy roguelike
   LoadingReadyRun: do you still here two music?
 letsbelgo: nope
  r10pez10: A Dog and Master?
   LoadingReadyRun: ok
 PhoenixMelior: A Dame of Moans
 grander_pastures: Ahhhh, the ancient tech
 letsbelgo: I got ears like...a thing with good ears
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat if you look at the game on Twitch you can see the full name
 grander_pastures: @PhoenixMelior That's a surr title
 ClodiumSoride: roguelike as in "actually like Rogue"
  r10pez10: ears like a cornfield
  Sarah_Serinde: Don't let that stop you from making up fun meanings for it though
 grander_pastures: I is dumb, must read better
 A_Dub888: @grander_pastures Well you see, when two people have a certain fetish…
 Stormgod519: aw
 nishwastaken:  Cori, Angel
 iris_of_ether: Uppies
 Stormgod519: true
 IanAllenBird: howdy
 ContingentCat: the lrr folk are tall
 grander_pastures: @A_Dub888 Do they get to love each other veeeery much?
 Stormgod519: subaton
 grander_pastures: WOO, GOAL
  r10pez10: !capped
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 PsychoI3oy: oh holy crap that's a much bigger number than this morning
 iris_of_ether:   
 Rourke9: Looking forward to the Roguelike Celebration talk submission about streaming ADOM in front of thousands of people
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler happened, and then a big discount during Beejlander happened
 margieargie: 
 TheBorzoi: Ancient Domains of Mystery. I never beat the game and would very often die in the first dungeon.
 Mattmitchell45: Armless and fancy free
 Lord_Hosk: I want to sub, but Im afraid if you buy a truck made out of Ice cream it will make a big mess
 grander_pastures: IT IS ICE CREAM TRUCK CREAM
 Xan_The_Quiet: monetize everything!
 TacitusVigil: Couldn't James just get it for you regardless?
RedAlexxis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
 RedAlexxis: Sold!
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 bytecaster: I played this when I was still in school, I think??!
 Rourke9: that rules
 grander_pastures: Ohhhhh, it feels like Shattered Pixel Dungeon
 radiowasabi2014: an old 386?
 nishwastaken: 
 letsbelgo: I bet it had a turbo button on it
 Rourke9: Roguelike?? I should learn more about those
 Sethalidos: one of the original roguelikes even
 fcloud: oh shit it's nethack
 gualdhar: oh sweet, it's like rogue or angband or something
  r10pez10: @s in chat
 grander_pastures: @
 nishwastaken: @s
 Rourke9: @
 Mathwyn: @
 Tiber727: It's one of those games where people don't actually know what they are.
 iris_of_ether: @
 ContingentCat: @
 Singenmeister:  24 HOURS REMAIN 
 letsbelgo: \@/
 grander_pastures: Awwwww
 SymphonySolstice: @
 Rourke9: I love that
 jacqui_lantern234: @
 niccus: a game with a quaff
 BusTed: adorable
 snacksmuncher69: @
  Sarah_Serinde: That's cute
  r10pez10: that's awesome
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde youre cute!
 Rourke9: he has spoken a Roguelike celebration I checked!!
 PharaohBender27: Upgraded to *have* graphics?
 TacitusVigil: So are we sending him a postcard...?
 TheBorzoi: The new graphics aren't that great, IMO
 grander_pastures: Heeeeeewll yeah
 plaidanddrpepper: old as me
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like you're gonna owe him a postcard then 
 ThorSokar: graphics are for SQUARES anyways!
 fcloud: @chat, each of you is on the hook for one postcard. get scribblin
 Wormsbane: Ultimate ADOM is fun for those who do like graphics
 grander_pastures: Woooah, what a view!
 Meark: Anyone else remember the orb of zot?
 Stormgod519: wow this game's look
 rxpalindrome: oh this looks great
 TheBorzoi: Put yourself on the bottom right. Not too much stuff is in that corner.
 jacqui_lantern234: @fcloud jokes on you, ive already sent LRR a postcard! it was even on a mail time!!!
 grander_pastures: This game has Astrology?
 DeM0nFiRe: lol nice
  r10pez10: you needed to figure it out from scratch?
 fcloud: @jacqui_lantern234 i feel defeated and/or vindicated
 grander_pastures: Hell YEAH Angel
 Rourke9: that’s incredible
 nishwastaken: 
 fcloud: i knew angel was cool
 Stormgod519: nice
 Stormgod519: wow
 ContingentCat: at school library or did your parents get mad at you?
 jacqui_lantern234: @fcloud GOOD 
 TacitusVigil: New technology!
 Rourke9: physical game manuals rule
 KharadBanar: people from 1986 be like “wow, look at the resolution of this text console!”
 jacqui_lantern234: @Rourke9 YOU rule 
 fcloud: nethack technically does have ingame help. and an out of game manual. but neither of them tells you enough to win the game
sputtercoater: salamander!!!!
 TheBorzoi: You're Tree-Born
 MalFnord sheds a nostalgic tear for the VT100
 Aarek: hurthling?
 fcloud: tree-born?
 Stormgod519: Frog- oh no frog...
 TheBorzoi: It said at the top of the screen
 arx_ca: Yeah.  I think nethack is pretty impossible without spoilers.
 Rourke9: @jacqui_lantern234 so true tbh
 PharaohBender27: Curious if the command has been updated . . .
 ContingentCat: roll a die?
 Singenmeister: salamander? hmmm@
 Sethalidos: it told you tree born
 nishwastaken: oh it's like "tree born" or "dragon born"
 PharaohBender27: !subathon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
  r10pez10: it said "dragon born"
 margieargie: It says at the end of the line at the top
 iris_of_ether: It's saying "tree-born", etc
sputtercoater: yeahhhb
 fcloud: now ur salamander-born
 mexfire: its on top
Natabuu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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 nishwastaken: is it time to be a bird wizard again? 
 sithenin: It was telling you the starsign at the top
  r10pez10: i miss my elf
 bytecaster: I'm oftentimes a hurtling
 Rourke9: ah the Tolkien estate
 thraximore: 
 TacitusVigil: Hobbitrademark
sputtercoater: is falcon the +1 skill?
 Strebenherz: is halfling trademarked?
 grander_pastures: Farmer is a class!!!
sputtercoater: make an heir
 mexfire: monk
 letsbelgo: Oh, I watched a factorio youtuber do a thing on this game
 mexfire: go monk
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 PharaohBender27: Crossbow, shortbow, or longbow? 
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 Stormgod519: damn
sputtercoater: Will you have enough talents to make your dwarf an heir?
 Cptasparagus: This reads like an innie profile form Severance
 Stormgod519: 61?!?
 ContingentCat: daaamn
 schordash: made me double check if that "not now" was actually in the dialogue 
 thraximore: dwarves live longer
 grander_pastures: 61 is the Dwarf 25
 Bionull: And those 40 years are how I became a level 1 archer
 jacqui_lantern234: dwarves are simply Duilt Bifferent 
 blackroseimmortal7: nah good looks and charming
 blackroseimmortal7: survival is all about looking great while archering
 mexfire: C
sputtercoater: protection isn’t very good right? unless you are up against quicklings?
 type_variable: The Ghosts that make you Old
  r10pez10: just like real life
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 Stormgod519: oh god
 asthanius: Name: Budget.
 Stormgod519: choose a user in chat
 PhoenixMelior: Otaku Jane
 CaptainChibale: Dwarfy McBowerson
 KharadBanar: Take turns adding letters?
 LiveFaust: Corgel?
 IanAllenBird: Angiander is the best portmanteau I could come up with
 LiveFaust: Ope. Never mind.
 Kaaannaaa: Angel + Cori is a vibes force multiplier for sure
  r10pez10: https://onomancer.sibr.dev/
 margieargie: Need an Unskippable episode with this intro 
 ContingentCat: yesss
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 schordash: Chorgel brings the chaos 🔥
sputtercoater: damn she beat it?
sputtercoater: I never did
 Nigouki: starting just so full of law and then spilling it all out along the way
 PharaohBender27: Well we could be lawful evil . . .
 TheBorzoi: Tip: Use the numpad to move so you can go diagonal
 asthanius: Oh nice, always good to have a DrCh
 ContingentCat: lefty?
sputtercoater: oh are we going into the small cave and sacrificing things until we’re a paragon?
 fcloud: devense
 KharadBanar: the status bar looks extremely similar to NetHack
 LathosTiran: go denis?
 Stormgod519: huch puh
 TacitusVigil: Pizza points
 PsychoI3oy: Power points and Excel Ppoints...
 ContingentCat: that's a lot of speed damn
 fcloud: i love a mild comfortable weather
 Rourke9: is our speed in miles or kilometers
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: "treacherous" "comfortable" ok game
 fcloud: yes
 trainpants: A road.
 CommanderPulsar: Our alignment is Left. Our paragraphs are ragged on the right side.
 Sethalidos: @KharadBanar this was slightly after NetHack
 IanAllenBird: ty for moving stuff
 fcloud: A road.
 TheBorzoi: Starving is how most of my games ended
 Nigouki: are you saying there's no cannibalism route? 
 Nigouki: D:
 Nigouki: oh boy
 DanielOfCourse: thanks for moving the watermark, much easier to read now
 calculated_uncertainties: is this going to turn into streamer pong?
sputtercoater: lawful, for now
 Nigouki: there's no way we can starve as cannibals, right?
sputtercoater: eat the cute dog corpse!!
 ContingentCat: what
sputtercoater: hehehe
 ContingentCat: oh nooo
sputtercoater: You get super cursed right?
 BusTed: 🤔
 Strebenherz: Angel confirmed villain
 thraximore: 
 TheBorzoi: Fun fact: Num lock does not need to be on for this game.
 fcloud: good, i hate those pompous cave entries
 Nigouki: the Japanese symbol for butthole is cave entrance?!!
 pimiento: 
 PharaohBender27: Can't help but notice how Angel deflected that question . . .
 thraximore: a tiny helmet
 Gadora: I haven't played ADOM much in almost twenty years. Dang.
 fcloud: yay we found it
 thraximore: 
kingrilz3rd: wait where can I get this game?
 fcloud: it's on staem and gog
 Bionull: Is it t for townsfolk?
 PharaohBender27: Oh I just noticed the stream title and category are out of date, or is it a situation where I need to refresh?
 thraximore: crossbow?? I thought we were an ARCHER
 Gadora: Is the chainmail full of holes? 
 Lobo_Apache: so it's not thaco
  Sarah_Serinde: You just need to refresh PharaohBender27
 TacitusVigil: It's just one large single circle.
 ClodiumSoride: https://www.adom.de/home/index.html
 Tiber727: As a general note, I would like to plug Brogue. It's a free, entry-level, and very good Roguelike.
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ah, that did it - thanks! 
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 fcloud: world's first ADOM foot reveal
 thraximore: @fcloud 
 ContingentCat: unlike in real fighting
 Nigouki: wait we spent decades with a terrible archery senpai and now we just use a crossbow?
 BusTed: dang, got got
 tajessa: urge to play nethack again rising
 fcloud: @Nigouki he wasnt a very good senpai
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 Gadora: @tajessa Give in to your urges.
 Shadowsoflife: do it ^
 fcloud: so this game basically copied palworld
 Lobo_Apache: You have Styx, I am here!
 tajessa: chat is the devil on my shoulder 
 Shadowsoflife: as it should be
 PharaohBender27: Feeling hungry for a red %
 fcloud: this is like a pretty friendly nethack
 fcloud: (pretty and friendly)
  r10pez10: i've heard nethack is fun but brutal
 TheBorzoi: If you have explosives, you can destroy a wall
  r10pez10: wheeler's in this game?
 nishwastaken: detect traps is literally a thing 
 e_bloc: perception
 fcloud: nethack is complicated. it can be fun. like imagine this game, but without all the helpful text, and no Angel explaining it to you
 PharaohBender27: NGL this would have been a bit of a learning curve for me if I played it without foreknowledge
 BusTed: We're a good listener, which is important for anyone in a civil society
 TheBorzoi: ma and mr are Materials Available and Materials Required respectively
 nishwastaken: we're good at mining 
 arx_ca: yeah.  Nethack you kinda need to read spoilers to have any chance, and I found it could be pretty tedious in some cases.
  r10pez10: damn 107 wpm
 public_key_reveal_party: oh no, you found a speedrunner
 Bionull: Here is this innocent girl and how likely she is to escape you
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 fcloud: wtb cori voicepack
 Shadowsoflife: o/
  Sarah_Serinde: Genuinely I always enjoy Cori's voices 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Lysander_salamander: Is this Frog Fractions 2?
 tajessa: Okay no more mucking around, time to save the puppy
  r10pez10: i mean the way cori's been speaking as soon as the puppy is found the puppy will die
 tajessa: True
 thraximore: kobolds?
 thraximore: nailed it
  r10pez10: i'm right here geez
 Lysander_salamander: oh, it's the fluffy version
 Bionull: Wait, are we saving a kobold puppy?
 nishwastaken: must never forget
 PhoenixMelior: #neverforget
 tajessa: why should kobolds have to defend themselves? justice for kobolds
 fcloud: o7
 nishwastaken: #neverforget
 ThorSokar: doggo quest first, easy
 tajessa: F
 e_bloc: kobold strategy
 Spades_Slicc: It's called X now
 BrindleBoar: it's called X now 
 nishwastaken: 
 thraximore: 
 BrindleBoar: frick
 powerflapjack: one YARD
 HavenDragon: Shreking?
 powerflapjack: jesus
 Spades_Slicc: @BrindleBoar drift compatible
 badpandabear: Rabid? Have we had our rabies vaccine?
  r10pez10: well it's not a small bat
 tajessa: large rabid bat? Nah the puppy got itself in there, 8t can get itself out
 fcloud: after 40 years of training, we managed to hit a target three feet wide at a range of ten feet
 nishwastaken: Sixty One - slayer of doors
 Lysander_salamander: huh, this came out in 1994?  I was expecting something older.
  r10pez10: (that's twitch chat)
 tajessa: The puppy clearly yearns for the mines and/or the centre of the earth
 BusTed: bonus
 nishwastaken: 
 BusTed: Delicious
 Spades_Slicc: This game came out a year after myst?
 CaptainSpam: Well, look, you gotta practice and all.
 fcloud: i love the writing
 AtomicAlchemical: Oh hey, is this one of those "rogue-likes" I keep hearing about?
 thraximore: going in bolts blasting
 Bionull: Things dying in one hit is nice. Do we die in one too?
 thraximore: good question
 fcloud: i cant wait to play this. the skill system alone. so cool
 letsbelgo: !schedule
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 Spades_Slicc: dungeon meshi time
 Spades_Slicc: fletchery? because you're an archer?
  r10pez10: does the library not have a ground floor entrance
 Mai_Andra: "Interestingly, there are *some* corpses you should *not* eat." -Angel
 thraximore: blat blat
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 AtomicAlchemical: it goes in the square hole?
 fcloud: in this genre, as she alluded to, finding enough food ia major challenge. and a great source of food is monster corpses. except the ones that kill you
  r10pez10: it's a toblerone cori
 tajessa: oh man I could really go a toblerone rn
 AdamYMHMI: Gotta find triangular lockpicks
 IanAllenBird: ow
 powerflapjack: get ogre'd
 BusTed: Overwatch activated
 nishwastaken: 
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  r10pez10: i guess it wasn't a trap
 margieargie: Well... no -trap- at least
 Rourke9: the best trap is rock
 Wormsbane: Technically not a trap
 nishwastaken: a rock is not a trap
 Atarra: not trapped, just bad
 niccus: yep that's the typical door-opening experience
 nishwastaken: ogre is also not a trap
Genie_M: Now it's how things work
  r10pez10: capital O ogre
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpunkyTrappedPuppyPeanutButterJellyTime-jeb-aWfkdZggskPn
 Astramentha: this is orcist
 thraximore: Problematic 
 RockPusher: Chug! Chug! Chug!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: so healthy
  r10pez10: you could die!
 Spades_Slicc: Is explosion a possibility?
 MTigress: can someone throw a rock at you while you drink?
 tajessa: A Plan with no drawbacks!
 Rourke9: disease!!
 Mai_Andra: "Always drink the bin juice."
 Ravensfest: My aunt suffered from teleportitis for years.
 nishwastaken: delicious pool water
 RockPusher: 
 Atarra: BOOZE
 MTigress: woo
 Astramentha: sure, why not
 powerflapjack: tasty boozepool
 tajessa: W
 SnackPak_:   
 thraximore: what are the chances?
 MTigress: hahah
 RockPusher:  
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousCleverLorisTinyFace-RewiJBFxIE7wQ3lb
 Technobach: shitfaced from the dwarf pool (Y)
 LostThePirate: Wheeeee
 GameSageZB: Strong Noita vibes.
 tajessa: Mary poppins pool
 RockPusher: 
 nishwastaken: only the top-most layer had alcohol
 Mai_Andra: Naturally occurring! 
 Lysander_salamander: yay lucky
 cormorants: presumably the pure dwarven ale floated to the top due to specific gravity?
 margieargie: Perfect!
 e_bloc: finally, a game that rewards my inability to stop drinking
 RockPusher: ♫ Jump around! Jump! Jump! Jump! ♫
 nishwastaken: can you telefrag an Ogre
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, thought it was being turned into a frog
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  r10pez10: it was a muddy pool what were you expecting
Genie_M: So it's a drinking stream again
 margieargie: Hey, randomly teleporting next to an ogre might kill you first, so it's fine
 Lysander_salamander: drink!
 MTigress: drink again!
 thraximore: pog
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MTigress: hahahah
 RockPusher: 
 Atarra: XD
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Atarra: that luck ran out fast
 TheBorzoi: So much for being lucky
 tajessa: 
 SnackPak_: oops
 Astramentha: whoops
 cormorants: fantastic pool
 thraximore: HA
 fcloud: sick poisoned burdened
 Lobo_Apache: Gambling?! I'm in!
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 ContingentCat: What could-- ok k
 IanAllenBird: kmjnuikjnuikj
 SnackPak_: woooow
 HavenDragon: drink forever, it might cure everything!
 tajessa: This is incredible
 Rourke9: not in this timeline
 Decem_Lampas: this game is great
 thraximore: 
 schordash: 
 niccus: you don't want to go down while having the sickness?
 MaddogM: Sunk cost pool  
 MTigress: doomed so might as well drink
 A_Dub888: Time to sing the doom song everyine!
 tajessa: Keep drinking what more could go wrong
 glitched_goddess: Orc: "Feel like me should say something..."
 IanAllenBird: WHAT
 Atarra: XD
 e_bloc: doomed . . not sure what that does.  is it bad
 powerflapjack: so we got white dwarf wasted
 tajessa: WHAT
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 GameSageZB: I'm sorry, the pool is _snakes_?
 JKBalch: Technically not an illness, snakes are
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 Astramentha: o7
 IanAllenBird: rip
 SnackPak_: o7
 shushu2539: the difference between poison and medicine is the dose
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Classic roguelike experience
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: 
 LostThePirate: 
 tajessa: Okay new plan, stuff nethack I'm playing this
 JKBalch: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay, great stream, thanks you two
 Rourke9: yay!!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 thraximore:   󠀀
 MTigress: this game is amazing
 tajessa: o7
 cormorants: beautiful
 Nigouki: at least we made that orc's day
 MichaelSnowbird: too good lol
 RockPusher: 
 Rourke9: died doing what she loved
 bagfullofbees: A noble death for a noble cause
 TheAinMAP: 
  r10pez10: 14 hours
  r10pez10: lmao
 VorlonScout: I remember *most* of my nethack games ending like that
 RedAlexxis: bravo!
 ContingentCat: Died doing what he loved
 Lysander_salamander: 
 nishwastaken: that poor dog
  r10pez10: just like real life
 VorlonScout: And you *did* cure the good thing!
 tajessa: @vorlonscout i think my number one cause of death was food poisoning
 fcloud: what does "doomed" mean i wonder
 e_bloc: I mean that sounds like drinking to me
 bagfullofbees: don't act like you wouldn'tve kept drinking anyway Cori
 Pal_Friendpatine: candle?
 fcloud: that sounds great for spellcasters
 VorlonScout: You're 20% better at PowerPoint
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmorphousWimpyCheddarShazBotstix-DULs7deK5iRtbFNS
 tajessa: Uh oh
 MrQBear: pyromancers don't need metal, right?
  r10pez10: a mist elf is when you shoot and they dodge
 bagfullofbees: so you're a fae
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpineyScaryClintmullinsPartyTime-EPBr6UItmFT9mWV-
 nishwastaken: omg you can mindcraft
 bagfullofbees: but reading books is the fun part
 DeM0nFiRe: "i so pale"
 fcloud: basically a ghost except paler
 A_Dub888: @nishwastaken Ach meinnd kraft
 ClodiumSoride: that age...
 Lobo_Apache: That's not white, that's dead and white
 Atarra: so white you're transparent
 Tiber727: You're just a white silhouette.
 A_Dub888: our questiny
 tajessa: Yuuuuuup
 HavenDragon: elves live a long time
 thraximore: 
 Treble252: This poor fella
 fcloud: better, an 8000 year old man is about to fail to save a child's dog
 RedAlexxis: you make it sound like it was avoidable
 e_bloc: who is this we, kemosabe?
 shushu2539: elven elementary school takes 7000 years to finish
 fcloud: so this game basically ripped off death stranding 2
 ContingentCat: You know how bad 80 year olds are driving and you want aguy to drive at 8000 years
 Sethalidos: thought Mist Elves in this were immortal
 bagfullofbees: this elf may have seen empires rise and fall, but has he ever drunk from a pool???
 MrQBear: yeah what's 8K mist elf years in the conversion engine of other races
 BusTed: Like Dean
 thraximore: A road.
 Mai_Andra: LRRner
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thraximore: hahahahaha
 Artificer_Evan: oh neat they are using the version Without the fancy graphics
 thraximore: suuuuuure
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, there's a version with graphics.  Neat
 nishwastaken: but what if you find another pool of water? Will you not drink from it? 
 fcloud: look, it's been 8000 years. mistakes were made. specifically, bandsaw-related mistakes. the fingers we have are good enough
 MrQBear: wait, we're allergic to metal, but we have IRON RATIONS? ' <'
 Rourke9: god I love Roguelikes
 niccus: @MrQBear you know how some people go through half their lives just accepting that some food is tingly
 Mazrae: So what is this game
 Firewhiskers: Iron rations are for vampires
juliagairn: my favorite thing about the sinks in nethack is if you kick them, there's a chance that "the dishwasher returns!" and it's a succubus who usually kills you
 LiveFaust: Only TWO rings? Ariana Grande would like to file a complaint.
 MrQBear: @niccus Aaah. Gotcha.
 thraximore: potion of booze?
 thraximore: so... booze
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 nishwastaken: so.. good for exp farming 
 thraximore: oh. 
 Lysander_salamander: what if your character is part of that creature type?
 niccus: you end the game!
 thraximore: yay
 HavenDragon: @nishwastaken no, good for dealing w annoying enemies tho
 nishwastaken: @HavenDragon Oh 
 Bruceski: Gone are the days I could stay up until 1AM before I even noticed. Barely sunset and I've gotta turn in. G'night folks, catch y'all on the flip side.
 gualdhar: lol streamer said pp
 nishwastaken: gn bruce, hope you rest well 
 LiveFaust: Many pp.
 Mai_Andra: It only costs you your pp.  
 fcloud: we spent 8000 years learning spells and we can only remember them for 10 casts
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 VorlonScout: My favorite thing about nethack's scroll of genocide is that the game will happily let you kill your character with a blessed one.
 thraximore: he IGNORES water
 LiveFaust: "Hey, you want some water?" "Some what?"
 fcloud: he ignores water. he enjoys coke. he guzzles wine like it's going out of style
 LiveFaust: "Water? I don't know her."
 TheBorzoi: Frost bolt might also hit the goblin.
 VorlonScout: One hit point per millenium!
 IanAllenBird: : O
 BusTed: 
 IanAllenBird: NOO
 BusTed: 
 nishwastaken: secret tunnel
 IanAllenBird: Not Snakes!!!
 MrQBear: 1 isn't 0
 dm818: this looks bad
 margieargie: Why'd it have to be snakes...
 JKBalch: Why did it have to be snakes!
  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss our elf
 TheAinMAP: 
 Atarra: why did it have to be snakes
 fcloud: why does it have to be snakes
 Atarra: again
 fcloud: does this game have elbereth
 JKBalch: @margieargie  
 IanAllenBird: F
 BusTed: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Why does it always have to be snakes
 e_bloc: f
 SnackPak_: o7
 MrQBear: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 nishwastaken: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 SytYoshi: o7
 MalFnord: 8000 years old, ded to snek
 Decem_Lampas: o7
 Mattmitchell45: You John Cena'd yourself to death
 cryptidsamoyed: o7
 letsbelgo: 
 thraximore: the WHAT 
 Treble252: Why do we have that button??
 Rourke9: YASD (Yet Another Stupid Death)
 JKBalch: Why do we even have that button!
 dm818: well there goes the 8 thousand year old elf
 Mollylele: o7
 RedAlexxis: wow! they lived for 8000 years and died within 11 hours of being controlled by a player
 ContingentCat: What  🤣
 VorlonScout: Is there a race with snake resistance? 
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahhaha
 iris_of_ether: This game choice was inspired
 foopoiuyt: Who do you think you are? James?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyLachrymoseSnailPeteZarollTie-y2FUkK7K7blRXHrd
 MrQBear: necromancer
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 thraximore: rat! 
 nishwastaken: lets gooo
 A_Dub888: !card necromancy
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 glitched_goddess: neck romancer
 tajessa: Never change Cori
 MrQBear: NecroRat! In the Cups!
 gualdhar: well at least we can fix ourselves when we die
 RedAlexxis: Animate dead!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmellyClumsyLEDOpieOP-OQQXGEVmPwl8Q9JH
 hd_dabnado: 
 nishwastaken: ratjam
 thraximore: aw, I'm gonna be sad when this one dies
 Julian_Rogue: I left for 5 minutes to cook food and you died again?!
 pimiento:  
 iris_of_ether: 
 VorlonScout: @Julian_Rogue Snakes again.
 epsilon_vee: writes down "very broad base of lore" on cv
 fcloud: i like a necromancer with a broad base of lore
 twistedsylvan: that's an old ass rat
 reptile___: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrotesqueFrozenSquidFeelsBadMan-C2yIuz2Fr1VXpbUf
 MrQBear: @Julian_Rogue stopped to take a breather, wiped our brow, and exploded from poison
 Firewhiskers: Rattigan
 hd_dabnado: Ratthew
 SK__Ren: oooh ADoM
 IanAllenBird: Ratholomew
 thraximore: you can play as a rat AND as a necromancer? I need this game
 EricTheOrange: Dingus
 BusTed: Fink
 glitched_goddess: Ratthew
 iris_of_ether: Rattigan yes
 tyrsredritehand: Squeakums
 margieargie: Hm... snakes eat rats don't they... I'm not confident about this one as this stream has gone so far
 farley_f: Otaku Jeff
 chrono2x: Ratthew
 Treble252: Something very emo
 TheBorzoi: Ratatoskr
 GameSageZB: Tunnel Snake
 KickAssKanuck: @Julian_Rogue 8 hp characters dont last long. 
 NorthstarTex: Jeff?
 Marvoleath: Ratthew
 Treble252: This kid is proof it's not a phase
 Lobo_Apache: @GameSageZB that name RULES!
 MrQBear: Ratizen
 HavenDragon: mind palace
 Julian_Rogue: Ratthew
 AdamYMHMI: Tom (not Hardy)
 tajessa: Perfection
 fcloud: my favorite star wars rat necromancer
 Astramentha: Ratto is gonna make it
 Treble252: 25 hit points and a dream!
 nishwastaken: we need rings of snake resistance
 ContingentCat: Omg tiny rat ds
 tajessa: I believe in Ratto
 e_bloc: but their life expectancy is 19 years
 nishwastaken: Ratto will do this
 nishwastaken: Ratto will save the world
 RedAlexxis: Scroll of Identify?  So what a driver's license?
 AdamYMHMI: Maybe find Cure Poison
 SK__Ren: Or you get bit by a rat and your flesh starts falling off
 thraximore: let's gooooo
 fcloud: can we have it like wash our car or w/e
 pimiento: @SK__Ren but i need that to live!
 thraximore: @SK__Ren .... but we ARE a rat
 Treble252: Undead puppies are a thing
 Firewhiskers: Rats are very empathetic!
 e_bloc: slaves is a little harsh.  can we say independent contractors?
 thraximore: HEY
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori wanted 
 fcloud: can we make it our puppy thrall
 SK__Ren: @thraximore kinky?
 nishwastaken: we should turn the puppy into a minion 
 MrQBear: @RedAlexxis This sounds like an amazing idea.
 UtilityPunk: You uh, gonna keep that puppy? 
 rabbitgta: Died as a puppy means it will stay puppy sized too
 ContingentCat: Can we find a zombie chef to become ratatouille
 nishwastaken: "oh no, the puppy was dead by the time I got to it. Don't mind the critter next to me"
  Sarah_Serinde: Superior puppy
 RedAlexxis: @MrQBear I could imagine players of a TTRPG absolutely hating that
 tajessa: I immediately love Blup, protect Blup at all costs
 fcloud: we're a rat necromancer with a heart of gold
 Firewhiskers: Fresh Corpse became Best Friend
 MrQBear: @RedAlexxis "you have found 8 scrolls of identify, it is the papers for the 8 wizards you just killed."
 thraximore: iron ration??
 cormorants: It is etymologically correct to call any small dragon a dracula
 UtilityPunk: Definitely going to save the puppy
 fcloud: we're greatly literate
 thraximore: very literate rat 
 Mollylele: "Is that a fresh corpse? for US??" 🤣
 Programmerman1: oh nice a true rogue-like
 fcloud: highly liteRATe
 tajessa: Frost beats rock
 Programmerman1: oh yes, never hold down a button in a game like this 😅
 MrQBear: also you have more uses of frost bolt than the mist elf had of flaming hands and ice bolt combined!
ancientspark: Tactics are for nerds
 fcloud: trade off damage for Daily Value
 tajessa: My love for you is like a truck
 Sethalidos: you want to be ticking clock?
 MrQBear: @fcloud so we're more nutritious for whatever eats us?
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 Mattmitchell45: Terrible Accidents caused by over-WD40ing the door hinges
 UtilityPunk: Skregory would be a good rat name 
 letsbelgo: ass brass
 fcloud: also our robe is black, which for a necromancer is on-brand
 A_Dub888: got it, don't wipe our face with them
 fcloud: which states are diseased? do we have to avoid them in, like, delaware?
 Mattmitchell45: You're a Poor Listener
 JadedCynic: I always like those who would romance my neck...
 Lobo_Apache: @fcloud texas is a disease for sure
 Firewhiskers: So when do we get to romance as a necromancer?
 fcloud: @Firewhiskers we can seduce and marry any eligible necks we might encounter
 Firewhiskers: @fcloud That sounds like vampire talk/
  r10pez10: did we die again lol
  r10pez10: i'm starting to think this dog doesn't exist
 mwlsn: dramatic
 bytecaster: I think we might have improved necromancy by accident?
 tajessa: Levelling up sounds so ominous
 bytecaster: Oh, sorry, I was not sure because sound things were going on at the same time
 farley_f: \Otaku Jeff
 tajessa: More hit points seems like a strong pick given the past adventurers' fates
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 Nickiatori: Chat I am back from my hour of eliptical
 JKBalch: Your first abomination against nature
 thraximore: 
 tajessa: Good job Ratto!
 Technobach: Zombo o7
 fcloud: there was a Cpower menu item
 thraximore: "act reasonably"
  r10pez10: Act reasonably
 iris_of_ether: You're a rat so it's CheeseSkurgrr
 fcloud: oh no, our loyal slave is slightly damaged
 fcloud: aww, he misses you
 ArdCollider: large kobold the size of small kobold
 Cptasparagus: big zam
 bytecaster: Can we feed our zombie potions? Cause then Alchemy sounds interesting
 Technobach: Skargrr the door
 bytecaster: To command your zombie, you have to simply learn VIM
 bytecaster: Or maybe this is more of an Emacs necromancer
 Twilight_Spark: Giant ant did nothing wrong
juliagairn: @bytecaster as opposed to the VIGOR you would have needed while they were alive
 bytecaster: @juliagairn good job, no notes!
 dumbo3k: It sounds like we need a zombie ant
 Atarra: zombie: rrrrrr.
 bytecaster: Hello Mr.Snek!
 nishwastaken: can we get zombi snakes?
 bytecaster: It's Golum
 SnackPak_: wow rude
 questionablchoices: what??
 nishwastaken: One Golum to rule them all
 rosesmcgee: Legally Distinct Smeagol
 tajessa: legally distinct gollum
 Twilight_Spark: I know this reference!
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 bytecaster: Get got, Golum
 thraximore: rat power! 
 bytecaster: It is a goblin zombie, it is role playing!
 nishwastaken: zombie's trying its best
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 DiscordianTokkan: Mood
 mwlsn: popular children’s book “Where’s My Zombie”
 ContingentCat: It's not mean if it's true right
 bytecaster: This is making me wanna play ADOM again for the nostalgia
 Technobach: Conjure hamburger
 SnackPak_: 
 ContingentCat: Attacking with PowerPoint presentations is an interesting choice
 PhoenixMelior: Background beej
 IanAllenBird: rudeeee
 adept_nekomancer: Well, re-death
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: RIP Skrrgr, goblin slavemaster zombie
 Tiber727: @ContingentCat An enemy literally did that to kill Adam once.
 bytecaster: No, it's a future lizard man zombie!
 letsbelgo: 
 PhoenixMelior: I miss Skurgrr
 letsbelgo: drakeling body pillow when
 e_bloc: for more powerpoints, please register your copy of microsoft office
 JKBalch: Read the runes
 bytecaster: I miss when games used to the whole keyboard for their user interface, we were so much more frugal back then
 Firewhiskers: @bytecaster They not only used the whole keyboard but they used the same commands as vi
 thraximore: rat eyesight isn't very good
 bytecaster: We are a superb necromancer, surely we can take a measly ratling
 Twilight_Spark: These ratlings are hot. Don't let that fool you. They're also hardened warriors.
 MrQBear: Are the tactics still set to coward...?
 Technobach: Call of cuthulu will be you search the bed and end up falling out the window
 MrQBear: actually does tactics affect magic, or just physical attacks?
 e_bloc: we are mean
 bytecaster: @e_bloc Exactly, these are good dogs, brent
 bagfullofbees: I just got back, how many deaths so far?
 adept_nekomancer: He's got the ugly hat
 JadedCynic: nothing wrong with Cori's prescription 
 bagfullofbees: If ugly *was* a het, that kobold would be a haberdasher
 Firewhiskers: You bled so hard you grew stronger
 IanAllenBird: huzzah
 nishwastaken:  congrats on lv6
 bytecaster: First aid did come in clutch right now
 nishwastaken: actually yeah first aid would be great
 ContingentCat: Haha herbs for perception
 adept_nekomancer: You picked a potato.  It was actually the demon core.
 I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
 Mr_Horrible: [not trained enough] "I picked this dandelion and my house collapsed"
 DiscordianTokkan: "your thyme has come" "oh no!"
 I_Am_Clockwork: oooh ascii adventures
 bytecaster: Throw knife in eye?
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 letsbelgo: poke it
 A_Dub888: can we turn the eye into a zombie?
 Mattmitchell45: Awww, you were about to learn violence isn't the answer
 bytecaster: @A_Dub888 a zombeye if you will
 JadedCynic: well, not that 'free' after all the work we did to kill the eye
 A_Dub888: the archers have unionized!
 gualdhar: so do they shoot themselves out of their crossbows? is that how they're one with the missiles?
 pimiento: the ratling knows where the missile is, because it knows where it isn't
 Lobo_Apache: Name it C-Ghul
 Programmerman1: Ghurl Madred
 Mattmitchell45: Ghul's Night!
 bytecaster: Ghul Dukat
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 Skye_Stryke: What does Ghulblin look like?
 bytecaster: It's a good boy!
 Programmerman1: can you throw food to the blink dog to befriend it?
 A_Dub888: If you think about it, aren't ALL dogs blink dogs?
 bytecaster: Can we pet the blink dog?
 bytecaster: We have two bodyguards now
 nevermore913: Can we pet the cat?
 bytecaster: I just gave the command, I cannot be blamed
 adept_nekomancer: We don't know that undead.  No idea where he came from
 bytecaster: Surely that undead that killed the cat wasn't our well known friend Ghulblin
 BusTed: wuh oh
 ContingentCat: Oh no
 bytecaster: Lets send the boys in
 PhoenixMelior: This is the tutorial dungeon?!
 goombalax: feeding off the energy of destroying the bonds that keep things together? ya I know people like that
 Mai_Andra: ♫ Can I make it any  more obvious? ♪
 farley_f: I think we can officially call this a Ghuls Night Out
 adept_nekomancer: Just yeeting dogs in our general direction
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm just fascinated by the fact I saw you pick up something called a water potion earlier
 shadowmaster132: So where are we on subathon progress?
 TheAinMAP: 
 farley_f: !capped
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 HedWund: 
 farley_f: F
 JadedCynic:    
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 JadedCynic: F 
 UtilityPunk: Oh great cat king, I did not kill your kitty! I merely unalived it! You see, I am a necromancer
 HedWund:   
 fcloud: necronyancer
 Twilight_Spark: Fairy dragon just wants to be your friend.
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 farley_f: 40 points of acid damage - Tell Dale
 HedWund: 
 IanAllenBird: 
 schordash: 
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: I'm sure this will work FINE...
 RockPusher: Zombie on zombie violence 
 PhoenixMelior: We found taint!
 IanAllenBird: dang
 adept_nekomancer: Sadly, no zombie recycling
 RockPusher: 
 ContingentCat: Good call
 schordash:  ☠️
 HedWund: 
 Lord_Hosk: when I sat down
 farley_f: is it cannibalism if a zombie goblin eats a zombie kobold
 adept_nekomancer: I try to avoid sensing my taint
 SnowBuddy18: My own or someone else's?
 SymphonySolstice: going on tumblr and searching anime
 schordash: lmaoooooo Hosk
 Lord_Hosk: I felt it... like it was in the room with me
 fcloud: wheeler played eggs this afternoon, does that count
 tajessa: I taint too sure
 bytecaster: new ghul, who dis
 letsbelgo: right now
 ContingentCat: Earlier today I think
 IanAllenBird: jeez there's so many guys in here
 schordash: 
 fcloud: ah, the d&d monster design process. "imagine two animals that dont belong together"
 Cptasparagus: ah yes, the Splobster
 HedWund:  
 letsbelgo: kick them
 schordash: cori's never gonna run
 GreyThey: Isn't part spider, part lobster just a crab?
 fcloud: a crab with 200 eyes
 HedWund: @GreyThey i have time for that
 HedWund: sudden wheeler
 IanAllenBird: howdy
 Thadrin46: HI BEN THANKS FOR BEING HERE IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU
 Sethalidos: @GreyThey nah it is more commonly known as a NOPE
 fcloud: "you're hit by a painful streamer energy" *wheeler has entered the chat*
 schordash: go nap girl~
 JadedCynic: adom is epic
 JadedCynic: THIS is a Rogue-like, dangit! 
 HedWund: 
 schordash: "thank youuuu" + "stay awake" 
 bytecaster: Imagine if all games were still rendered this way. I wanna see ASCII Madden, ASCII CoD.
 letsbelgo: !schedual
 letsbelgo: I hate that word as a dyslexic.
 letsbelgo: Why is it so hard to spell
 ContingentCat: I don't think I've ever spelled it right first try either
 bytecaster: Because it is a jerk
 letsbelgo: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 HedWund:  
 letsbelgo: ok. hour to mahjong
 HedWund: 
 schordash: for science?? ⚡️
 schordash: 
 GameSageZB: @bytecaster There are a few tools that let you view videos in a terminal, using ASCII / terminal colors
 nishwastaken: lets goo we're still on ratto the necromanco
 HedWund: 
 HedWund: 
 schordash: you walkin into spiderwebs?
 nishwastaken: this tarantula escaped from last night's movie
 HedWund:  
 HedWund: 
 bytecaster: Just chugg all potions
 schordash: betting your life on that theory, eh? 
 MaddogM: Spiders can't open doors?  The highlight reels say otherwise.
 bytecaster: Surely charisma helps against poison, right?
 IanAllenBird: neat
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 A_Dub888: had to do some things, are we still a necromancer?
 IanAllenBird: ye
 nishwastaken: We are still a necromancer
 nishwastaken: ratto has lived
 Cptasparagus: raw mana milk
 A_Dub888: 
 KickAssKanuck: do we have time to wipe our face?
 nishwastaken: who'd win, ratto the raw mana enjoyer or the raw water boys
 schordash: perfect reading time 
 schordash: schmooze your way outta being poisoned
 IanAllenBird: you sense a certain tension
 schordash: 
 A_Dub888: I was going to try to roll to persuade the poison to leave us the hell alone
 bytecaster: The dog is still fresh
 bytecaster: ok
 Sethalidos: a-ok
 schordash: 
 adept_nekomancer: aww... poor Ghulblin.
 schordash: 
 Boon_33: there can only be one
 farley_f: press F for Ghulbin
 farley_f: F
 nishwastaken: F
 glitched_goddess: “foul creatures”…yo I’m right here
 HedWund: 
 schordash: 
 bytecaster: How about we press C to chat?
 HedWund: 
 bytecaster: I'm sure the zombies are hungry too
 fcloud: do we have a wand of digging
 schordash: just nomming on food, ignoring your doom xD
bippityjones: Unless...
 HedWund: 
 bytecaster: There are so many zs, who can tell anymore
 Programmerman1: time to start wanding
 IanAllenBird: F Ratto
 IanAllenBird: fun!
 PhoenixMelior: o7
 Meark:  
 schordash: it's all falling apart 
 HedWund:  
bippityjones: 🙏
 schordash: o7
 Programmerman1: 
 nishwastaken: o7
 fcloud: rip ratto  gone too soon
 RedAlexxis: Ratto! No!
 schordash: sick! 
  Juliamon: Ratto lived longer than I expected
 HedWund: 
 schordash: 
 adept_nekomancer: "3 companions were killed during his adventures"
 Programmerman1: Truly a Rogue-like
 nishwastaken: lv 5 necromancer killed us D:
 bytecaster: So time for Ratto Jr?
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mahjong Soul w/ Wheeler & Angel at Fri 11:00 PM PDT (46m from now).
  Juliamon: Rattwo time
 fcloud: turns out, being able to create meat shields? pretty strong
 HedWund: 
 IanAllenBird: hi cori
 nishwastaken: omg  wheeler
 schordash: time to fuck👏it👏up👏
 nishwastaken: I mean hii cori
 bytecaster: Hey Cori
 Boon_33: A wild Ben appears
 Programmerman1: Because it's what you do in these games
 bytecaster: A rank in the Cardassian military
 goombalax: we need to roll up a Nekomancer
 TacitusVigil: A Cardassian captain
 Lord_Hosk: a Gaul is like a cardasian captain
 CookieMom: What's an Updog?
 fcloud: its a dog with eye problems
 Lord_Hosk: Im glad we are all nerds
 HarmonisedMelody: Nothing much Cori, what's Blink with you?
 DeM0nFiRe: Nothing much what's blink with you?
 chrono2x: Can we pokemon?
 DeM0nFiRe: Damnit you beat me to it
 HarmonisedMelody: We all got there 
 adept_nekomancer: You have to catch them all
 Marvoleath: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11d, 3:32:12. 
 nishwastaken: omg necromancy = pokemon trainer
 HarmonisedMelody: Cori is so knowledgable about this!
 HarmonisedMelody: Bye Cori!
 IanAllenBird: bye cori
 HedWund: 
 nishwastaken: byee cori
 nishwastaken: welcome back cori
 HarmonisedMelody: Woah, Cori's back *again!*
 Cptasparagus: it gets you sued by JRR Tolkein
 Lysander_salamander: Is a Drakeling a duck-person?
  Juliamon: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Quack quaaaack!
 Lysander_salamander: I know there's a few table-top rpgs that have duck-people as a playable race
 GameSageZB: Making a lot of very supportive parents sad out here.
 nishwastaken: ingrid the human druid 
 bytecaster: Cause the last time we wanted to be quick because we got impatient worked out sooooo well for us
 Scy_Anide: A Baptism of Fire is one of the Witcher books
 adept_nekomancer: You learned about squirrels, not books
 Marvoleath: We grew up in a forest
 Marvoleath: we can carry 1800 stones? that's a lot of stones
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 bytecaster: Important button
 schordash: 
 IanAllenBird: incredibly important to have a hotkey for that
 nishwastaken: there's a "check your literacy" button?? 
 adept_nekomancer: There's a button to know how literate you are?
 SymphonySolstice: Need that in every game tbh
 bytecaster: What if we were really good at haggling?
 nishwastaken: does this include snakes?
 bytecaster: But all that juicy experience?!?
 nishwastaken: you could be a chaotic druid 
 bytecaster: Typical wall mouth, always speaking latin
 bytecaster: What if we suddenly need to swim and we are not prepared?
 bagfullofbees: did we get more literate?
 adept_nekomancer: We're now great at literacy, or so the menu says
 bytecaster: Can our talent be "good at reading"?
 bagfullofbees: we're like, the most literate person we know
 adept_nekomancer: Compared to the ants, we are very literate!
 bytecaster: All the ants we know are way worse at reading than us!
 SnackPak_: thank goodness
 nishwastaken: praise the cat god
 schordash: 
 nishwastaken: it got lost
 nishwastaken: ended up in a cave
 MrQBear: All i've learned is that i want to play this, or like, one of the other dozen ascii dungeon crawls I am suddenly remembering...
 adept_nekomancer: Can we learn to cook?  Maybe make some orc chili
 cormorants: "energy" in game mechanics terms is actually time. you accrue your speed in energy every tick and need 1000 to act.
 defaultedusername: Oh is that what Ork means? Portmanteau of Old Pork?
 schordash: 
 bytecaster: We seem to punch good
 nishwastaken: 
 schordash: so we've sucked a weed, eh~
 bytecaster: A whole goblin is a lot
 adept_nekomancer: Shouldn't have eaten all that goblin. 
 IanAllenBird: : o
 SnackPak_: 
 nishwastaken: 
 dutchmoose: just a mint sir
 schordash: 
 bagfullofbees: well that's not a helpful description
 bytecaster: Mhm, floor ration!
 schordash:  
 bytecaster: Blind, stunned, bloated, thriving, in my lane
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: just a regular night out innit
 Fruan: The moral of the story is always eat goblins
 glitched_goddess: never punished
 bagfullofbees: Can the bread be cursed tho
 adept_nekomancer: "This loaf of bread looks tasty, but it's no goblin slavemaster..."
 bytecaster: Another goblin slave.... I mean snack
 SnackPak_: can you really pass up a goblin slavemaster corpse?
 LittleVesuvius: why are we bloated I looked away
 bytecaster: @LittleVesuvius We ate a goblin
 bagfullofbees: @LittleVesuvius ate too many corpses
 schordash: 
 LittleVesuvius: ahhh ty
 bytecaster: Also mithril is cool
 nishwastaken: what if we wanna make a rock castle
 Fruan: Drop them at high speed at enemies
 bytecaster: Good thing we put on that hat before!
 nishwastaken: hey more free rock
 Lord_Hosk: They canceled that stream
 bytecaster: Looking forward to ADO'clock
 IanAllenBird: but you won't have to fight a hundred dogs and spiders this time
 bytecaster: I was saying before we should have invested in swimming!
 bagfullofbees: At least you're keeping up the Turner tradition of dying in a hole on a regular basis
 Cptasparagus: the reflection in Cori's eyes keys out when she looks up and it looks very evil
 Lord_Hosk: As I understand it Mineoclock was canceled to comply with EU regulations about holes and falling into them
 schordash: what a rollercoaster xD
 glitched_goddess: is this the steam version?
 bytecaster: I feel like this stream might be a little silly, but I could be wrong
 CAKHost: Hi everyone!
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 HedWund: 
 schordash: 
 bytecaster: Wheeler can just join us
 CAKHost: So I was looking up my Chinese Zodiac and I came across a very profound line within it that I feel I need to share with all of you:
 PhoenixMelior: Wheeler can just come hang out
 schordash:  
 bytecaster: What is it the ghost of?
 SnackPak_: a fake ghost!
 Fruan: It's a Lemure!
 bytecaster: But it's made of animal, it must like us, right?
 CAKHost: *building up suspense*
 calculated_uncertainties: New schedule, ASCII for all!
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 Rourke9: oh
 SnackPak_: 
 schordash: 
 adept_nekomancer: Our rat corpse!
 bytecaster: The puppy would never attack us
 Thadrin46: just occured to me, I played games like this on a really ancient computer my dad had in the early 80s.
 SnackPak_: 
 CAKHost: "Are not deprived of ambitions, thus large householders, therefore their choice is obvious - work on a shower, but with good payment."
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 adept_nekomancer: So many friends!
 schordash:   
 PhoenixMelior: Cute dog???
 MrQBear: oh no the cute dog
 Rourke9: crowded room!!
 gualdhar: save the dog!
 IanAllenBird: F
 PhoenixMelior: Welp
 SnackPak_: o7
 Fruan: odVdrggik is the sound you make when you open a door and see that many monsters
 crazycommie87: F
 adept_nekomancer: Welp, dog is now on fire.
  Juliamon: Good news: we found the dog. Bad news: it's dead.
 SirMorek: o7
 schordash:      
 IanAllenBird: well at least you had no chance
 HedWund: 
 ghizmou: not the dog!
 glitched_goddess: WELP
 Atarra: 10/10 heroic adventure
 AFamiliarCalledEl: welp
 PhoenixMelior: Thanks for watching everyone
 BusTed: 
 TacitusVigil: Why Cori?!
 foopoiuyt: Congratulations on getting a dog immolated
 Boon_33: f
 defaultedusername: The good news though, we found it!
 letsbelgo: ZliL ZliL ZliL ZliL
 Rourke9: I love Roguelikes SO MUCH
 defaultedusername: That's a first!
 SnackPak_: we're helping!
 cormorants: games are art
 iris_of_ether:   
 adept_nekomancer: Such amazing heroes
 bytecaster: The dog attacked the fire vortex?!?
 niccus: how... often... does this generate this way
 RockPusher: 
 schordash: so👏 successful adventures, ne?? 🥲 
  Juliamon: Boy, it's too bad we aren't a necromancer
 ArdCollider:  
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 m33pn8r: wowwww
 DaSunao: 
 Lysander_salamander: that was odd
 schordash: Juliamon! 
 VorlonScout:    
 glitched_goddess: look, the quest was to FIND the dog. the dog’s status wasn’t discussed
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game is a riot
7gorobei: well waste not want not, time to eat
 bytecaster: Bad news: The puppy is dead, Good news: It is now well roasted!
 Aceviru: Who wants hot dogs
 adept_nekomancer: Maybe we can find the corpse of the dog
 schordash: 
 ArdCollider: 
 Larkonus: We're good with nature, surely we can find another cute dog!
 adept_nekomancer: "Hi little girl, here is your dog [hands pile of ashes]"
Howarddeanfan: Dog Saved (From life)
 CAKHost: Cozy game times!
 schordash: 
 PhoenixMelior: Its cooked!
 defaultedusername: Dog is nicely roasted
 bytecaster: We should, to honor it
 iris_of_ether: Mmm carbon
 defaultedusername: Surely this is the best time to eat it
 Lysander_salamander: It's never too late to eat a dog
 MrTulip: nice and crisp
Toxxick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
 Toxxick: Is this like if that one section of frog fractions was a whole game?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Toxxick! (Today's storm count: 1266)
 Rourke9: exactly as planned
 schordash: we have ptsd now
 jonnykefka: "cute dog corpse" and "corpse of a cute dog" seem like different things
 ArdCollider: tired: roguelikes; wired: let's nopelikes
 bytecaster: We are great at our job
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpicyOilyPlumPipeHype-HuHNPNszI7ZgruR9
 calculated_uncertainties: Oh dear
 serymew: As a druid it is your duty to ensure that no animal's life is wasted... eat the dog.
 Lysander_salamander: It's not our fault the dog decided to hang out with all the monsters
 bytecaster: @Lysander_salamander and the fire vortex!
 bagfullofbees: Really it's the dog's own fault it got immolated
 bytecaster: Yes, chat, I think we should blame the puppy for being immolated
 bytecaster: It is only right
 nishwastaken: 
 bytecaster: Just blasting left and right, screaming: "I need to get this puppy corpse out of here"
 schordash:  
 niccus: and i thought sims was disastrous
 adept_nekomancer: We need to rescue the delicious puppy corpse!
 GameSageZB: Fire is very natural.
 ThorSokar: EXCEPT cute dogs, apparently
 schordash: 
 bytecaster: We might not have saved the puppy, but at least we got more literate, so it wasn't all bad
 A_Dub888: that's quitter talk!
 niccus: it's nice to be reminded that we're a sick burdened coward
 m33pn8r: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 bagfullofbees: y
 bytecaster: success!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 IanAllenBird: rip
 ghizmou: bad news little girl
 serymew: "Completed"
  Juliamon: The quest was to try, not to succeed
 DaSunao: 
 ghizmou: "try" rescuing
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahhaahaha
 schordash: wtf angellllll  
 adept_nekomancer: "Here's your dog, and some candy.  Sorry they're singed"
 bytecaster: Just give her a rat corpse too, as a bonus
 SnackPak_: jesus
 serymew: Maybe find that necromancer, get her dog back.
 IanAllenBird: oh my godddd
 bagfullofbees: nah
 Lysander_salamander: here have this rat corpse
 schordash:   
 A_Dub888: Cori, didn't you say at the start of the stream that you wanted to be the bad guy?
 ghizmou: pray for healing little girl, pray for healing
 schordash: 
  Juliamon: Druid comforting the tiny girl by explaining the circle of life and death
 bytecaster: She wanted to be reunited with the puppy, so we maybe should attack her?
 Laurence72: It's the only way to reunite them!!
 bytecaster: We can still do it!
 IanAllenBird: this quest has gone really well
 Redbassist: !clipazine
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 nishwastaken: Keeth...rax
 serymew: "Dark druid, you say? Can they bring back dogs?"
 schordash:  Keeth
 Lord_Hosk: He has transformed himself into the shape of a puppy
 bytecaster: Why are we sick? Are we allergic to goblin corpse?
 serymew: It's just indigestion.
 serymew: It was a 'whole' goblin.
 adept_nekomancer: Was the puppy a criminal?  We could collect its bounty!
 schordash: we got the good nooch
 bytecaster: Just give him the rat corpse and tell them it was a rat criminal!
 schordash: 
 nishwastaken: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentAbstemiousNightingaleOSsloth-8D3X6e84DbRtx-NS
 Greendrag13: I just read that scroll label. Sounds like a fun one!
 schordash: 
 serymew: Okay, but you can't get the deputy.
 GameSageZB: Escalating from dog murderer to sheriff murder.
  Juliamon: RATTO
 adept_nekomancer: He's probably flammable.
 serymew: 
 bytecaster: We should tell Ratto about the puppy!
 schordash: rattooooo 
 IanAllenBird: : O
 Astramentha: RATTO
 A_Dub888: hostile!?
 SnackPak_: that's ratto
 Astramentha:  that’s our Ratto
 bytecaster: That's a ratto tip to toe
 schordash: 
 Rourke9: LOVE this. Roguelikes rule!!
 serymew: Maybe Ratto just needs a baptism.
 spethycakes: what do I need to do in order to earn the permanent modifier "a vile presence" ?
 schordash: P K !
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmjn
 adept_nekomancer: Our rat!
 Greendrag13: Ratto Ratslayer, Angy Ghost
 spethycakes: 
 IanAllenBird: 
 SnackPak_: o7 Ratto
 Redbassist:  
  Juliamon: May Ratto's spirit finally find peace
 Greendrag13: Ratto Twicedead, Death Expert
 Mr_Horrible: Ratto cannot catch a break
 schordash:  we set his spirit freeee
 bytecaster: Maybe we could have haggled for our life with ratto
 schordash: recollect a lil
 schordash: 🥲📖
 bytecaster: We are SO literate, like SO literate
 Lysander_salamander: How do you get the "coward" stat?
 xVoxtric: oh my glorbs we're going for nearly another 24 hoours still
 JadedCynic: #BLESSED
 JadedCynic: I've been waiting ages to do that
 schordash: not nice for the worm to meet us tho 
 schordash: 
 thmanwithnoname: what sound does it make when it does long division?
 bytecaster: We found the zombie closet?
 bytecaster: Maybe reading was a mistake after all
 schordash:  
 Rourke9: Angel Roguelike Celebration talk when
 schordash: this was great guys!  
 iris_of_ether: Lots of fun 
 bytecaster: I miss ratto and the puppy already
 JadedCynic: ah, cori's too much CREATING what will become the dungeons to explore dungeons 
 Aceviru: Donation incentive:save the dog or burn the dog 
 TacitusVigil: My jong?
 SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 IanAllenBird: o7
 HedWund: thanks for the silly fun  
 Lord_Hosk: Do angel and Wheeler even know how to play majong?
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream! May ice cream be in your near future
 TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream!
 RockPusher: Thank you Cori
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
 Rourke9: I think Angel is stuck here
 ArdCollider: o7
 TacitusVigil: Angel is now one of us
 spethycakes: one of us! one of us!
 schordash: o7
 Redbassist: poor mics gettin hit 
 IanAllenBird: byee
 bytecaster: Bye Cori!
 adept_nekomancer: Bye Cori!
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Bye cori!
 schordash: 
 schordash:  o/
 RockPusher: Time to engage the Anime!
 Peter_Chordash: 
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what's next?
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Angel and Wheeler playing Mahjong Soul.
 nishwastaken: should be mahjong
 nishwastaken: omg hii wheeler 
 schordash: uhhhh
 schordash:  
 Redbassist: andy?
 Peter_Chordash: I can't believe this song is in the rotation
 DigitalSeahorse: watching this and space flight concurrently
 bagfullofbees: @DigitalSeahorse which spaceflight?
 HedWund: gotta love some andy singing
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Desert Bus + Wheeler = Horse Joke? Would take us to 2am.
 DigitalSeahorse: docking and mating in space  lol
 Makoforte: oh man, this was a really good intro..,.
 Leonhart321:   
 schordash:   
 DigitalSeahorse: bagfullofbees they're docking at international space station soonish, not sure how many hours now
 bagfullofbees: @DigitalSeahorse who is?
 DigitalSeahorse: USA
 DigitalSeahorse: NASA
 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse 
 DigitalSeahorse: I forget the astronauts names but they're bringing some people back too, partial exchange
 Peter_Chordash: I had fingers crossed for Ham4Hope after that
 insanecat6mtg: Back in time for Mahjong.
 DigitalSeahorse: 3 minutes until they reach waypoint 1
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 nishwastaken: @DigitalSeahorse ooh nice
 SnackPak_: 
 gualdhar: uh oh
 Boon_33: 
Alma_v: 
 HedWund: 
 SusanTD: panik
 Tunadyne: 
 vinewood_og: 
 tajessa: 
 richard_ermen: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 schordash: 
 mrverbal: I am unfamiliar with the no signal deck. Sounds like control.
 schordash: 
 Peter_Chordash: Good bit
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Meark: nice one streamer
 HedWund: 
 tajessa: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   NO Signal and Adam Plays Highlander at the bottom
 HeavyMetalFlorist:   
 Mollylele: andy brought the stream down
 LunaticPandoraVIII: @mrverbal All five colours...plus purple, sky blue and yellow too.
 Creideiki_SE: I'm unfamiliar with this pride flag.
 youcantlistentobuttons: 
 spethycakes: 
 DaSunao: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Redbassist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 Mollylele:   
 Astramentha: o7
 tajessa: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: still a rainbow     
 bagfullofbees: so many things are happening, and none of them are stream
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: uh
 schordash: thissss IS the ride! 
 spethycakes: Happy Pride!
 BlueAngelSD: Hit all the buttons again, maybe that'll fix it
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 MWGNZ: 
 TacitusVigil: It's Pikachu!!!
 Aceviru: Its Pikachu
 Redbassist: 
 Boon_33: 
   LoadingReadyRun: hmm
 letsbelgo:   
 Nickiatori: #blamejames
 bagfullofbees: omg I'm losing it
 spethycakes: It's jigglypuff!
 calculated_uncertainties:   
 tajessa: 
  Juliamon: why is it focusing on Studio C now
 Lysander_salamander: 15 hours of silence with a few notes of the lrr theme
 Redbassist: it's batman
 Summerlithi: picnic
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 schordash: i figure this isn't on purpose.... but it's really gettin me 
 vinewood_og:  "Please stand by." 
 IanAllenBird: there we are
 RockPusher: 
 Astramentha:   
 schordash: 
 SusanTD: Hooray!
 fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: live form new york
  Juliamon: Got there
 SnackPak_: 
 MWGNZ:   
 Thadrin46: Thanks for having us. Great to be here.
 DaSunao: 
 Redbassist: yo shady people
 vinewood_og: Yay!!!
 WindyDelcarlo: we live
 BlueAngelSD: Woot!
 letsbelgo:    
 Peter_Chordash: 
 insanecat6mtg:   
 Makoforte: you exist!
 tri_nitro_: 
 Serpens77: everything is finen't
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 tajessa: @lysander_salamander looking forward to Ben playing that at desert bus
 tehcrashxor: Oh no, it's worse now!  Now we can see Wheeler!
  kodama_dw: Great bit streamer
 schordash: 
 richard_ermen: Once again, Mahjongg saves the stream xD
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LunaticPandoraVIII: best intro ever
 adept_nekomancer: 
 SusanTD:   
 Boon_33: sunglasses at night
 bagfullofbees: that was a hell of an intro
  Juliamon: A few times, yes
 tajessa: An amazing intro
 Tangsm: [intro here]
 IanAllenBird: there were several intros
 TacitusVigil: @tehcrashxor Aaaaaaaaah!
 BlueAngelSD: No, no more buttons
 schordash: 
 WindyDelcarlo: we saw intros, just nothing else
 letsbelgo: No game audio though
 Makoforte: time to learn how to play mahjong!
 SnackPak_: real degen hours
 superdude097: 11:11 make a wish!
 Aceviru: 1am here
 Qalten: The Sims transition should be interesting
 Redbassist: so many
 schordash: 
 DigitalSeahorse: there was several intros and rainbows
 MWGNZ: bonus intros
 letsbelgo: Oh hell yeah there is the music
 letsbelgo: Time to jong
 nishwastaken: more ADOM? 
 schordash:  🀄️
 gualdhar: tier lists
 Fruan: 2 hours of ceiling egg
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 nishwastaken: 
 ThorSokar: There's "I'm only sleeping" now
 IanAllenBird: hello again
 schordash:  
 Nickiatori: but how many drinks do you have?
 Redbassist: Cori looks different
 gergorg: it's 8am saturday for me, weird
 tajessa: You've been here the whole time?
 Makoforte: don't you need shitty cigarettes and cheap jars of sake for playing mahjong at 11pm on a friday night?
 spethycakes: heck
 Lord_Hosk: I've had the stream on all day, that aint special
 superdude097: So we can expect a ton of energy from you guys, right?
 bagfullofbees: Angel looks good in sunglasses
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100 100
 Fruan: IRL Sims
 schordash: 
 Makoforte: ice cream and shirtless ben goal, eh
 schordash:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   taking it off?
 tajessa: Is there a higher sub goal for turning the air con back on
 richard_ermen: I mean, Europe is just waking up
 RockPusher: 
 Makoforte: ben a chunk of us are australian, we are sickos
 letsbelgo: its 3pm here in japan
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tenthtechpriest: I should check if I have ice cream in my fridge
 schordash: 
 letsbelgo: Let it all go
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 ThorSokar: 1 button PER 50 subs?
 bagfullofbees: Excuse you, *some* of us are here because we have insomnia
 tehcrashxor: Can we donate to make you put on more clothes?  There's a whole costume room...
 DigitalSeahorse: time to break TOS! https://imgur.com/drVbLQw
 LithelyUnshod: Check behind the light for the AC controls
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 RockPusher has managed to not learn Mahjong in spite of how much streaming of it he's seen
 pookahbee: Do the sunglasses help with mahjong?
 ekimekim: so i've never mah'd a jong before, all i know is that it's like balatro but some guy called Ron always wins
 schordash:  
 Thadrin46: The art style is... a choice.
 Statist42: Good morning friends! 
 WindyDelcarlo: I've watched the Is This Your Card and keep looking for more mahjong
 LunaticPandoraVIII: out of all the games I learned off Wheeler playing Is This Your Card...this game has taken away the most of my life.
tenthtechpriest: you mean riichi?
 youcantlistentobuttons: YOU TOOK AWAY THE HEDGEHOG?!
 richard_ermen: The heck, is this mahjongg game secretly an eroge??
 Thadrin46: MOAR HEDGEHOG
 hd_dabnado: talking about women? in this economy?
 RockPusher: 
 schordash: the women are 
 schordash:  
 Summerlithi: The UI in gacha games is a literal warcrime
 Travilogue: You can see the outfits in Items
 Peter_Chordash: Back, left hand aide
 schordash:  🀄️
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: between 220 and 20 M  
 DigitalSeahorse: ingore me
 Boon_33: Is Mahjong normally this thirsty?
  Juliamon: Boon_33 Yes
 RockPusher: 
 Marvoleath: It's mostly played by older ladies, so yes
  corianderd: streamer I can't see your whole hand
 ekimekim: i notice the deck starts at x69
 Lysander_salamander: I guess I should learn how to play mahjong
 RockPusher: 
 arx_ca: you guys could probably move up over the tiles so you just block the clock.
tenthtechpriest: gonna pwn
 WindyDelcarlo: Mahjong looks neat yeah
 Summerlithi: XD
 Qalten: A stream to learn, a lifetime to master
 Makoforte: i have played like a dozen yakuza games and read lesbians.png and i still don't know how to play mahjong
  corianderd: does Angel get to make her own categories?
 SirMorek: angel is my people
 itsaysTRUENO: do you get any compliments from other players on your username?
 schordash: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Serpens77: it's pretty similar to Gin Rummy
 RockPusher: Angel just built different
 TacitusVigil: Don't be silly, Papa John's isn't pizza
 schordash: sound logic
tenthtechpriest: There's no middle gorund
 ArdCollider: "dogshit by default" is a beautiful name for a mahjongg player (sniffle)
 TacitusVigil: Papa John's isn't even legally food in 32 states
 WindyDelcarlo: I assume the other part of the double is hiding behind angel?
 itsaysTRUENO: texas hold em is equally nonsense
tenthtechpriest: got it, Mahjong is Uno
 arx_ca: move up in front of the clock.
 arx_ca: it's less important
 Suffix: Sunglasses? At night? I didn't realize I was in the presence of the cool kids.
 DigitalSeahorse: docking 11:26pm PST   that's an estimate of course
 schordash: yo! what's your yaku?? 
 Thadrin46: My mum used to have a list of like two dozen alt win con hands with weird names, mostly involving the winds and dragons
 MrQBear: I always thought Mahjong was adjacent to rummy
 Lysander_salamander: way back in the day I played this game that claimed to be mahjong, but it was like, a matching game all stacked up in a pyramid.  Maybe it was a sort of solitaire?
 Zaghrog: @Lysander_salamander It is indeed solitaire
 Marvoleath: @Lysander_salamander taipei mahjong
 Summerlithi: Yeah I've played that style
 Lysander_salamander: aha
 Rourke9: is Mahjong a Roguelike
 adept_nekomancer: @MrQBear It's similar in terms of wanting sets of 3, but it's also got specific hand formulas like poker
 arx_ca: Yeah.  all the old people played "mahjong" on windows 3.1
  corianderd: I played the heck out of taipei
 Rourke9: your play is sometimes perfect?
 iris_of_ether: Love me a good mahjong solitaire
 Aceviru: I hope we see pon-chan
 JKBalch: What, no bunny girl character
 Lysander_salamander: it was on one of those demo-discs you get with a purchase
  corianderd: it all rhymes?
 schordash: 
 JadedCynic: @arx_ca *glares and threatens to have everyone removed from their lawn*
 schordash: awh rip bunny girl
 RockPusher:   
 itsaysTRUENO: in the Soviet Union mahjong is called ourjong
 Boon_33: she's no judy hopps huh?
 superdude097: If someone discards a tile that would make your last pair of Seven Pairs can you call Ron?
 schordash:  trips
 DigitalSeahorse:    we are go for docking
 RockPusher: 
 type_variable: @superdude097 yes because thats how you win
  corianderd: i think it's just a shirt
 gualdhar: oh yeah
  Juliamon: It's real
 jamesinor: Should have called it Twotopia
 Lysander_salamander: yay more copaganda
 superdude097: @type_variable Ty
 gualdhar: judy hops got pregnant
 hd_dabnado: yeah, there is an arby's ad
 Marvoleath: 2ootopia?
 schordash: 
 jamesinor: Wheeler, nooooooooo
 bagfullofbees: I thought that was a fanfic
 Rourke9: ah
 Dr_fragenstien: I hate that this is semi-real]
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 type_variable: @superdude097 winning from someones discard takes the points from them, but draw it yourself and take from everybody
 Mr_Horrible: wheeler possibly
 richard_ermen: It was a fanfic but this is so bizarre
 spethycakes: wait what
 itsaysTRUENO: yay more "fan art"
 TacitusVigil: The first poor decision: Trusting Wheeler
 hd_dabnado: yeah, its required reading
 jamesinor: No! Angel, RUN!
 Thadrin46: making a follow up is a poor decision.
 iris_of_ether: It *is* a fanfic, everything help us
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: does it count as a doujin?
  corianderd: there's a snake?
 itsaysTRUENO: She's Ronald Reagan
 Marvoleath: !findquote lying
  LRRbot: Quote #3461: "This is a thing of lies... This is an urn of lies." —Alex [2016-10-01]
 Lysander_salamander: I am more interested in the sequel to "The Bad Guys."
 jamesinor: Don't look! Whatever you do, don't open your eyes!
 Mr_Horrible: Angel desperately trying to steer the ship
 spethycakes: Ronald Reagan was actually a woman in a Reagan mask the whole time
 JadedCynic: Wheeler is not lying as much as you think...
 jamesinor: I'm tempted to go see the Naked Gun movie this weekend
 tajessa: I just googled the fanfic and I am upset
 jamesinor: @tajessa We did try to warn you
 schordash: 
 Marvoleath: @tajessa congrats, you are now on a list!
 Boon_33: O god, wheeler did a thought-crime to us.
 tajessa: @jamesinor yeah but live and don't learn is my motto
 Mr_Horrible: that thing is, like, almost a decade old I think
 jamesinor: @tajessa Yeah, fair enough
 richard_ermen: Has Internet Brainrot finally broken Wheeler?
 spethycakes: fakeception
 Mr_Horrible: the internet go crazy
 bagfullofbees: when has something not being real ever prevented someone from getting mad about it
 Rourke9: I love making up a guy to get mad about
 tajessa: to be clear, I'm not mad about it, it's just wild
 Mr_Horrible: @Rourke9 gotta be one of my favorite hobbies
 type_variable: grabage 1300 hand incoming from N
 JKBalch: North is aggressive this hand
 Leonhart321: At least unless I think there's potential for all dragons/wings/terminals
 Zaghrog: The waits here aren't great, but only two from tenpai
 space_turbulence: Why is this giving me "Tom Bombadil and his Wife" energy
 hd_dabnado: Poyo
 bagfullofbees: @space_turbulence are we still talking about the fanfic?
 Zaghrog: The game does insert fake lag sometimes, but I'm pretty sure those are on the short side
 Lysander_salamander: what?
 BusTed: goldberry
 JKBalch: Because Angel is sensible and Wheeler just runs like a river
 hd_dabnado: idk, wheeler doesnt seem like a Goldberry
  corianderd: what colour is your jacket wheeler?
 space_turbulence: I couldn't remember her name! I've been out-nerded
 JadedCynic: ecru?
 type_variable: lmao not even 1300
 Marvoleath: his boots are surely yellow
 bytecaster: So are the waifus traditional or a more recent addition?
 itsaysTRUENO: the tradition of having a waifu
 TacitusVigil: Doe they have blue eyes?
 Zaghrog: This looks like time to fold
 adept_nekomancer: Against that dealer hand?  I'd go for "don't lose"
 type_variable: @Zaghrog its called bailing because you have to keep playing
 space_turbulence: WWhy couldn't I remember Goldberry when I can remember Ioreth, the gossipy nurse from the house of healing in minas tirith?
 type_variable: oh shi
 type_variable: east seat for 1.5x points
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 nishwastaken: you're so real for that wheeler
 Kivipaperisakset: it's magic the gathering_
 Kivipaperisakset: ?
 itsaysTRUENO: any game you can smoke weed during play is a good game
 bagfullofbees: @itsaysTRUENO you're just describing games
 space_turbulence: It's not even midnight and the hinge is un-
 definenull: i'm back; how has mahjong been
 WindyDelcarlo: hands bad
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Sohvakettu: Pro level mahjong
 Makoforte: what are we supposed to do with a clip once we make it for pushing toward highlights, I am new at this
 definenull: 
 space_turbulence: Mostly she put pasta in it
 iris_of_ether: @Makoforte Mods can see all clips and will sort through them
 definenull: i think all the ones were out
 Makoforte: @iris_of_ether Thank you!
 Zaghrog: This was becoming junchan, outside hand has honour tiles
 JKBalch: Stuffed cat lady is hogging the deale'rs spot
 iris_of_ether: @Makoforte Welcome! Basically so long as you name the clip (which I think is mandatory now anyway), it'll go into a spreadsheet for nomination from the mods who vote on what gets pushed forward for inclusion
 definenull: cooking...
 itsaysTRUENO: they won't expect Dark Magician Girl in attack mode
 DigitalSeahorse: hard capture complete  
 Justherefortherewards: Summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards
 definenull: NO
 Spooky_Noises: oof.
 type_variable: lmao
 arx_ca: go for it.
 Travilogue: Or, win this hand, get the deal, and then run the table.
 definenull: WHY
 Zaghrog: You could
Edgeng: you'll tsumo, ez
 nishwastaken:  
 Makoforte: is the music from the game, or is this a Wheeler only button
 BlueMechanic: I want to believe
 Zaghrog: This isn't terrible, just not ideal
 type_variable: @Makoforte game
 JKBalch: I believe in the heart of the tiles
 Rourke9: I believe
 schordash:  
 Mr_Horrible: we prefer the term "Doubter", Wheeler 
 adept_nekomancer: Isn't closed tsumo a yaku?
 Laurence72: The stakes have never been lower!
 itsaysTRUENO: streamer is inevitably successful and will live forever
 schordash: 
 arx_ca: it's still good.
 IanAllenBird: f
 definenull: not gonna say it
 definenull: but
 schordash: oh fook 
 Boon_33: But does this get you closer to maximizing hedgehog dilemma lady?
 schordash: 
 nishwastaken: you just gotta go on a winstreak 
 type_variable: just win east 5 times until youre second again
  Juliamon: I will point out that you are a mod and you can time them out
 Zaghrog: Junchan (terminals in all sets) is more valuable than outside hand
 chenhsi2: win 5 times until you're second, then lose all your points on the 6th game
 arx_ca: I almost always force pure double sequence, and then remember that it's not actually worth much.
 schordash: 
 Boon_33: speedrun strats
 itsaysTRUENO: Papa's in the house
 itsaysTRUENO: and the house always wins
 type_variable: the pizza might be bad but he keeps making them
 Boon_33: You've been wearing those shades alot, does this make you a member of the provincial highway patrol?
 definenull: 
 tajessa: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Bro onto NOTHING!" "What was he cooking?????"
 schordash:   
 bagfullofbees: notably Wheeler is not the house in this metaphor
 WindyDelcarlo: why'd they do that?
 adept_nekomancer: "In mahjong, you have to think AWW FUCK".  An excellent wisdom
 schordash: gooooood warm up 
 space_turbulence: "In mahjong, you have to think fuck"
 tajessa: words to live by
 nishwastaken: 
 nishwastaken: words of wisdom
 tajessa: 
 Aceviru: Jesus is Asleep
 space_turbulence: Jesus take the tile
 Boon_33: Ben doesn't judge, you're thinking of Serge or Nelson.
 Boon_33: or Beej
 Zaghrog: I wonder how much faith they have, it's a resource that the game doesn't really advertise
 schordash: lesssgooooo
 JKBalch: Recently unemployed
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrypticImportantSheepTTours-Hh8NSlr9kaf5DimW
 Laurence72: And they have tiger hands
 Mr_Horrible: Fate: Stay Home
 Zaghrog: Faith could buy the heart of the oceans needed, iirc
 DigitalSeahorse:  new round
 arx_ca: You can just brute force your way to adept.
 schordash: @Mr_Horrible stfu lmao 
 arx_ca: I should know
 hd_dabnado: oh no my sensai lacks honor
 Mr_Horrible: @schordash oh I have no moral high ground I just like the wordplay
 Boon_33: ! one of the opponents is a tiger.
 bagfullofbees: @Mr_Horrible +2
 schordash: @Boon_33 it's really good xD
 definenull: OH NO
 chenhsi2: 
 type_variable: abadon ship
 nishwastaken: oh god
 type_variable: RUN
 itsaysTRUENO: bamboo-zled
 schordash: oh lol fast moving chat
Edgeng: that's 6 han lol
 Mr_Horrible: @schordash like I'm actively getting my 5000th hour in Path of Exile right now I truly have no room to talk
 definenull: if they go full terminals (?) its gonna hurt
 schordash: @Mr_Horrible haha no moral high ground here either xD that just got me lol
 Makoforte: my brain keeps interpreting pon as pwn and now i feel so old that i will turn to dust
 arx_ca: lol.  "so cautious"
 schordash: @Mr_Horrible yoooo! you got this!  
 definenull: they're all so risky
 Zaghrog: Maybe they believe only open sets count?
 definenull: WOW
 IanAllenBird: noooo
 schordash:  
 nishwastaken:  
 nishwastaken: 
 type_variable: that could have been worse
 arx_ca: could have been a ron.
 type_variable: could have been a half flush
 JKBalch: God's most devious hand is 13 Orphans right?
 schordash:  😬
 Mr_Horrible: no
 schordash: that's benny wheels for ya
 Mr_Horrible: under no circumstances
 tajessa: uh huh
 optimalbook: uh huh...
 silenceaux: I can try, Sensual Streamer-san
 A_Dub888: no promises
 schordash: 
 tajessa: hmmmmmm
 MrQBear: I do love listening the wheeler, the sensual muskrat
 nishwastaken: Sure Sensual Schemer
 tehcrashxor: Ah yes, the Senile Streamer
 SnackPak_: sure thing
 Laurence72: I always have, Mr. Sensual Schemer!!
 bagfullofbees: Sure thing, Mr. The Sensual Schemer
 gualdhar: do we have to say the schemes are good?
 tajessa: nothing
 superdude097: What do you mean, we do call you the Sensual Schemer
 space_turbulence: 🫡
 adept_nekomancer: Why would you ask us to do something everyone always does anyway?
 Rourke9: but we have always done it
 Cptasparagus: Isn't that Tezzeret?
 MrQBear: Central Screamer?
 definenull: at least for this subathon, sure
 chrono2x:   
 koodooman: classic sensual schemer moment rn
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Yes, our sensual schemer
 space_turbulence: Dr. The Sensual Schemer?
 dsprayer1: yes my sensual schemer
 schordash: soooo what do we do about Angel being right next to you, hearing all this? 
 Mr_Horrible: a month is *so* long
 Laurence72: Can we abbreviate that to SenSchem?
 LunaticPandoraVIII: A month is so sensual
 optimalbook: but again, we already do call him that
 Frostwriter111: we're getting the bit
 tajessa: i cream
 silenceaux: How does this tie into your business plan
 SirMorek: key jingles?
 gualdhar: shirt off
 itsaysTRUENO: Sensual Schemer fell off after their 3rd album
 A_Dub888: @dsprayer1 Benjamin "Sensual Tribal Chief Schemer" Wheeler
 superdude097: Expedition 33 playthrough
 hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun we get to root against you without remorse
 MrQBear: Better jokes?
 Rourke9: a bit is its own reward
 bagfullofbees: babe, I'll be dropping this in the youtube vod comments a year from now
 Fruan: It's already on the wiki.
 space_turbulence: Parasociality bucks?
 LunaticPandoraVIII: We want nothing. It's all about the bit
 Makoforte: honestly i just want money
 beowuuf: 
 definenull: lets go
 LithelyUnshod: Hai, Sensual Schemer-senpai
 Makoforte: i'm uncomplicated
 definenull: nice
 xantos69: Wheeler.  Tell you what.  I'll be in Victoria in Sept.  If you are at the Highlander night at Yellow Jacket.  I'll approach you call you that, then walk away.  Just have other people there with you.
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BusTed: 
 bytecaster: The schemes seem real sensual tonight
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Omg that scheme was so fucking sensual
 Rourke9: NICE
 Laurence72: Just say that I'm a better than average individual, and I'll do it Whee-- I mean, Sensual Schemer
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 arx_ca: You know what pinfu is?
 Mr_Horrible: bit equity
 type_variable: streed cred
 LiveFaust: Aroused?
 Summerlithi: Intense sensual gratification is what he's getting
 arx_ca: I know.  but you can go first.
 bytecaster: The classic streaming due of Angel and the Sensual Streamer
 xpandathunderx: @LiveFaust Danke für das Geschenkabo!
 tajessa: "you can insult me" - Benjamin Wheeler, 2025
 WindyDelcarlo: pinfu continues to be something I can't see but theoretically know exists
 bytecaster: *duo
 MrQBear: So we'll get better bits next time?
 schordash: he's not in his right mind after the whole day streamin x)
 VeryBadLifeChoices: the jingly keys?
 youcantlistentobuttons: Were you sometimes known as the Space Cowpolk?
 MrQBear: Ooh, Sensual Schemer, you've won me over!
 adept_nekomancer: Pinfu -- a hand containing exactly none fu
 LiveFaust: @xpandathunderx Bitte sehr
 SirMorek: jangle the keys then
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Two sensual hours to go
 tajessa: I'm sold, sensual schemer
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Frostwriter111: there he goes, scheming sensually again
 hd_dabnado: !subathon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Zaghrog: Pinfu is one of the easiest hands to make, which is why it shows up so much
 schordash: the strong ,:C face on Angel haha
 LithelyUnshod: You are a consummate professional, Angel
 space_turbulence: He's gotta jangle
 itsaysTRUENO: godfather voice you come to me on the day of mahjong'ters wedding
 bytecaster: I thought this was the Sensual Schemer Streamathon
 Rourke9: so scheming. so sensual
 silenceaux: RIP red dragon
 schordash: 
 Chronomagistrate: Just two more hours of this, Angel...
 cobthegreat: And more of whatever this is
 LithelyUnshod: And yet...
 silenceaux: Fully qualified, don't stress about it
 tajessa: oooooh keys!
 schordash: did he have to go get his keys??
 Wintermatrix: we have ice cream at home
 schordash: 
 LiveFaust: It's like she's new here...
 LunaticPandoraVIII: If this was the sensual schemer subathon, James would've already owed ice cream twice over
 Rourke9: AND Roguelike expert, don’t sell yourself short
 schordash: 👀👂
 tehcrashxor: Oh, I didn't realize it was time for the Let's Nope.
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 Luna_TheOtter: 44 months of Mahjong, how lovely
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 definenull: let's go!
 SirMorek: Wheeler, i will _always_ respect your commitment to the bit
 MrQBear: Keys! Keys!
 Frostwriter111: Keys!
 tajessa: I'm mesmerised
 schordash: oh my god  
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 tajessa: keeeeeeeeys
 Aceviru: Oooh keys
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Horrible: 
 CrazySliver: Finally some good content
 LunaticPandoraVIII: HOLY HELL KEYS
 letsbelgo:     
 MrQBear: Ook Ook Ook Ook
 LiveFaust: GIMME!
 hieroglyphica: Tuned in to keys! Keys!!!
 optimalbook: It's like the worlds worst asmr
 DigitalSeahorse: keys!   
 schordash: what is this is the next drawing??? 
 thingo314: 
 Zatengo: What a thing to wake up to
 xantos69: 50 Yes Streamer Yes
 tajessa: thank you Sir Sensual Schemer
 ThorSokar:            
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Only seventeen days into the subathon to get what we want
 bagfullofbees: oh yeah, focus iin on the heys
 itsaysTRUENO: "hey officer"
 JKBalch: Instead a richi stick, Sensual Schemer puts his keys on the table
 Skye_Stryke:   
 DragaFireHawk: I'm dying of laughter over here omg
 Greendrag13: I'm a DOG, not a pig 
 schordash:   
 tajessa: 
 Blakemcm: suu;uuuuiiiii
 LiveFaust: As someone who lived in Arkansas for a non-trivial number of years.
 Kivipaperisakset: you called?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 quton: 
 BusTed: 🐷
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 optimalbook: and that's why he's the sensual schemer
 bytecaster: How are the schemes, chat?
 space_turbulence: WOAH
 gualdhar: sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug
 letsbelgo:         
 LunaticPandoraVIII: You're not dreaming this Angel
 Grimnus: Rewarded for the bit you hate to see it
 schordash: lmaoooo she just straight up left you on your own with that call 
Asturiel: Now THIS is PodRacing
 LunaticPandoraVIII: None of us are dreaming this
 space_turbulence: Another button of my tanktop
 LiveFaust: Yeah, it was the subscribe button that came undone.
 SirMorek: i followed through
 superdude097: 100 It's a good bit, Wheeler. So are these 100
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 schordash: 
 itsaysTRUENO: ahahaha
 Frostwriter111: Wheeler often gives "Mom at Disneyland" vibes
 Mr_Horrible: we gotta keep this man on 8 hours of sleep at all times
 WindyDelcarlo: "Aren't you happy to be in a relationship with me" -> "never" s greatly amusing to me
 Rourke9: something about this feels very butch
 Mr_Horrible: although honestly I feel like this *is* something you'd see at a mahjong parlor at midnight
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyablePlausibleCrowVoteYea-i3aA9udAUfvgyekS
 schordash: 
 LunaticPandoraVIII: I have to be 5-6...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 space_turbulence: HHe needs that energy for schemes
 spethycakes: when I think "Mom at Disneyland," Wheeler is my immediate association
 Mr_Horrible: sleep's great, everyone could use a lil more
 Aceviru: No more diet coke after 8pm
 schordash: i need 13 so no judgement here
 MrQBear: All those sensual schemes...
 bagfullofbees: what do you mean "used to"?
 A_Dub888: Uh ohhhh, schemeyyyyyy
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Parents don't ever get their sleep back
 schordash: 
 itsaysTRUENO: the sensual schemer is an eventual dreamer
 Mr_Horrible: after a certain point yeah the deficit just gets recorded in stone and the body never lets you pay it back
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: building a rich headcanon here
 DigitalSeahorse: shipping out
 schordash: @Mr_Horrible 💯
 adept_nekomancer: We saw what happened to the dog last stream though
 lightfut: Honey, chii
 WindyDelcarlo: I feel like if we're a man that wants to be a military wife we may be looking at more eggs than normal for the channel?
 type_variable: and he meant "take care" of that "dog"
 bagfullofbees: you could both wear the same dress
 bagfullofbees: at the same time
 schordash:   hullo?
 Aceviru: Hahaha
 Greendrag13: long white dress, THOSE shades. I'm digging the mental image
 hd_dabnado: oh god
 MrQBear: Oh no, did Angel just deploy some sort of amazing no-context burn?
 aerohydra: this is why i stay for the late shift
Edgeng: dang, they almost dragged themselves out of the depths
 bytecaster: @Greendrag13 sensual
 WindyDelcarlo: What was that 10-han hand that just happened
 Greendrag13: @bytecaster Sensual Schemer
 schordash: go onnnn xD
 Zaghrog: Dora 4 uradora 4
 tajessa: but that IS your name, oh sensual schemer
 schordash: stahp 
 itsaysTRUENO: walking down the aisle to Bad To The Bone
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Thank you for having me. It's great to scheme here.
 lightfut: I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs sensual schemer
 Aceviru: Time to make a playmat of Wheeler serving. Like Brian Kibler
 DigitalSeahorse: finally I see the inside of a door 
 schordash: the gang's all here
 LiveFaust: @itsaysTRUENO Counterpoint: Highway to the Danger Zone.
 schordash: 
 admiral_sky_: does the boy have a cat paw?
 Rourke9: I need to sleep but I can’t tear my eyes away
tenthtechpriest: oof
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 schordash: okay, my face hurts from laughing
 WindyDelcarlo: Dark Souls and Mahjong, very similar games
 tajessa: capital g Gamer
  corianderd: kinda???!
 silenceaux: @admiral_sky_ I think the hand vfx can be independent of the character, successive else had it last round
 arx_ca: @admiral_sky_ not related to the character, just a decoration.
 schordash: 
 admiral_sky_: ah okay ty both
 ThorSokar: "Hold on let me get this fire vortex off"
 RainyMint: 
 itsaysTRUENO: a quiet tug
 Rourke9: Angel you totally should check out Roguelike Celebration
 schordash: @corianderd very much so* ⊂(ꈍꇴꈍ∩ )
  corianderd: that's the real reason I said I wasn't gonna play ADOM when I got home. I'm susceptible
 type_variable: classic Sensual Schemer dialogue censor bit
 tajessa: I just opened up nethack for the first time in a couple of years so thank you Angel and Cori
  corianderd: @tajessa you're welcome and also good luck!
 schordash: 
 Rourke9: I’m definitely going to be downloading ADOM this weekend
 bagfullofbees: the ultimate intimacy of a relationship with The Sensual Schemer is getting to know what he says during the censor beeps
 hd_dabnado: tough crowd
 tajessa: @corianderd  I'm gonna die so many times, it's gonna be great
 bytecaster: @corianderd But what if you played just a little?
 itsaysTRUENO: use code sensual10 for 10% off your first order
 schordash: okay, i can't hang  thanks for the crazy time and much luck! o7 
 Rourke9: does cardkingdom carry sensual schemer pins
 schordash: gonna lurk til passing out xD
 tehcrashxor: Why are you making oil out of babies?
 WindyDelcarlo: Simply tsumo
 admiral_sky_: @Rourke9 yes, put "for sensual schemes" in the box at checkout
  corianderd: alt+f4
 SirMorek: what website do i use FURRY10 on?
 nishwastaken: @admiral_sky_ 
 Zaghrog: Draw 6m and discard the 3
 nishwastaken: @corianderd agreed
 adept_nekomancer: If you draw a 3 or 4, you can swap to a wait on two pairs.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 aerohydra: so whats happening on live tomorrow night?
 type_variable: or pon the 8 and single wait
 hedonistic_mushroom: Hell of an opener to log on to, "Mahjong was a bad idea"
  Juliamon: it is yeah
 Rourke9: I think you should only draw the good tiles and not the bad tiles
  Juliamon: that day
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 DigitalSeahorse: @aerohydra  something!
 type_variable: just play non japanese mahjong
 silenceaux: I think Furiten would be a really hater play
 WindyDelcarlo: Uh huh
 BlueMechanic: Never didn't have it
 definenull: that's why he's the sensual streamer
  Juliamon: never punished
 optimalbook: easiest tsumo of your life
 WindyDelcarlo: Take that entire han
 Peter_Chordash: Good scheme
 itsaysTRUENO: what a flick
 definenull: *schemer
 JKBalch: Pour out the haterade
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Frostwriter111: sensually, of course
 LunaticPandoraVIII: That was sensual af
 admiral_sky_: that's my sensual schemer
 A_Dub888: Uh ohhhhh, Schemeyyyyyy
 bytecaster: This sure is a bit nobody is gonna regret tomorrow
 Rourke9: hell yeah
 LiveFaust: Doesn't mean I'm in love tonight.
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Uh oh schemies
 JoSt42: Good Morning you two!
  corianderd: there there. bedtime soon
 gergorg: poor Angel, being corrupted by the Sensual Schemer
 ThorSokar: uh-oh, sheemies
 itsaysTRUENO: we're all proud of you
 bytecaster: We need to know!
 tajessa: good job schemer
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LiveFaust: You're doing great, sweaty!
 A_Dub888: @bytecaster we all know the true schemer is Beej
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 itsaysTRUENO: gotta keep this Wheeler greased
OVERKiLL!: corpse get
aceviru: Slightly used
OVERKiLL!: so its weekend at bernies and ratatouillie in a dungeon
indigocat: 😂
OVERKiLL!: weekend at skurgrrs
aceviru: This game calls to me. But I feel like I'd enjoy it with a friend. The problem is finding one
Christopher Peterson: Call Cori sodium benzoate because she's into food preservation
OVERKiLL!: did you ever play Heretic and Hexen ?
duallain: games with man pages sure are intense
OVERKiLL!: BANGERS
aceviru: me? I didn't grow up with anything, so I am a complete newbie to any game
OVERKiLL!: MS-Dos games, that were Doom style but fantasy and magic. SO dope
indigocat: aww, be nice to zombie, he defends you
OVERKiLL!: M'Lady 🎩 necromancy
indigocat: cori bloodlust
indigocat: v appropriate for this necromancy run
OVERKiLL!: wizards and warriors was dope on NES too
indigocat: RIP
aceviru: 5 years from now: "Cori, what was that for" "remember 5 years ago when you killed skrrgr..."
OVERKiLL!: COLD game LOFL
aceviru: they say you don't study to be uggo, and this kobold graduated with honors
indigocat: what's this game called?
indigocat: GHUL please
  Sarah: ADOM: Ancient Domains of Mystery
indigocat: oh nooOoo, what a name for a ghul😂😂
indigocat: thanks for the game name!
indigocat: hopefully Ghulblin lives longer than Skuggrr, may he RIP
aceviru: what's a blink dog
indigocat: damn, being a necromancer means I'm actually excited when they find a corpse, for once
indigocat: (I don't like dead things)
aceviru: good thing we don't value our possessions
OVERKiLL!: ⁰⁷
Vandal20: Daaaaang! There's still 22 hours left? Last I saw it was down to 10. Good job, chat!
aceviru: Now we shoot for an ice cream truck
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
aceviru: Our zombies are trying to unionize
aceviru: good question, next question
Diamond MX: I don't think there's a SFW answer to that question.
OVERKiLL!: 🕸🦞🕸
indigocat: I just misheard that as "I think we should grope it (the spider)"
aceviru: I mean we are literate
aceviru: "excuse me, coming through"
OVERKiLL!: 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟
aceviru: o7
OVERKiLL!: ☠️🐀👻
OVERKiLL!: your shrubs are garbage
aceviru: dead, line?
aceviru: I thought we were a druid, not a necromancer
indigocat: is a druid necromancer a necromancer who raises dead plants?
OVERKiLL!: 🤣
indigocat: idle "shower" thoughts
aceviru: *looks at our dead succulent* "it's time"
OVERKiLL!: Literacy is our dumpstat
OVERKiLL!: is that what it read as, or is that just how WE read it
OVERKiLL!: our horrible shoddy gardening
aceviru: turns out we're actually illiterate and we just interpreted it as being literate
indigocat: "mmmm, old (p)orc"
aceviru: What do you mean wait
hairlesssasquatch: free hat free hat
aceviru: We have a dog to save
OVERKiLL!: these apples i been getting have been keeping for surprisingly long
aceviru: WE are going to make it. Not sure about the dog
indigocat: blink dog bread
indigocat: don't jinx it cori!!!
hairlesssasquatch: to hit a pixie with a rock and sling is pretty incredible skill.
indigocat: (ominous voice) we need to save the puppy
aceviru: Like I said, WE are going to make it. Not sure about the dog.
indigocat: rip
aceviru: o7
auriplane: rip dog
indigocat: dog is BBQ'd by the fire
indigocat: nicely roasted
aceviru: with a small smokey flavor
aceviru: Hot dogs?
indigocat: sell rocks
indigocat: "I got a rock" - Charlie Brown
indigocat: RIP x2 to Ratto
aceviru: we traded a rat for a rat
indigocat: lol I just watched this music video right before tuning into the stream
aceviru: 😎
OVERKiLL!: 👀
aceviru: Ok ok ok take 3
indigocat: Angel is trying to finish the druid run
Quinne "Doc" Phoenix: Can't tell if this is a technical issue or Wheeler just trolling us
indigocat: and she's clinging to the monitor, screaming that the dog must be avenged
aceviru: This is the run
Tristan B.: 🎉🎉
aceviru: we did it!
emkerr90: oh my god, they were playing when I left for the movie
emkerr90: that's a lotta majhong
aceviru: imagine playing edh, but without the edh, or the players
emkerr90: soooo, mtg solitaire?
emkerr90: i can never tell if this man is joking
Jasper: Wheeler is a trickster at heart
aceviru: Wheeler has been having too much iPad time
indigocat: the fan comic about the abortion is real
indigocat: IDK, the comic is deep
indigocat: it's a proxy for abortion conversations, hence, deep
Jasper: MyENTIRE sense of self worth is tied to this GAKE THING!
Jasper: and we do need ways to have that convo
aceviru: are we talking deep like I tried to dig a hole deep or we're mining this for all it's worth deep
Jasper: Gold berry vibes is SUCH a compliment
indigocat: is the deep question for me? bc the comic was to open up conversations on abortion, I believe. it has a meme definition page
aceviru: nice. pon-chan showed up
indigocat: I'm debating if I wanna live in gatcha hell if I pick up this game, bc I really resent gatcha when it's a sunk cost fallacy
aceviru: I mean, you only sink money if you give money
aceviru: the game is completely free
indigocat: I have no idea how majong works, but I'm here for the commentary
aceviru: This game only asks you to learn and play
indigocat: Wheeler trash talking sounds like him in the hostage negotiator Crapshot
aceviru: You make pairs, triples, or combinations to win
indigocat: TY for game explanation c:
aceviru: If you're legitimately open to play a simple game, download it and do the tutorial. Then set up a table against AI
Jasper: Manifesting
aceviru: It literally hides the gacha portion. I say this as someone who watched Wheelers sponsored gacha streams where it's rampart
indigocat: what's the game name again? I'll add it to my wishlist
aceviru: It's called Mahjong Soul
aceviru: on steam, mobile, or via browser
indigocat: TY, I'm terrible at knowing the games LRR play
aceviru: The only reason you ever spend money is for waifus or husbandos jpegs
aceviru: Legitimately recommend this. Instead of Balatro, I played this
indigocat: downloaded, I'll have to play later; my phone is barely managing the current stream 😂😭
aceviru: Same. It's why I'm on YT watching it. It's great for mobile viewing
aceviru: Oh, and their "is this your card" vods of this game are fantastic. From learning how to play to top decking like gods to getting got. every part is gold
aceviru: they are about a year old if not more
indigocat: f, return of the Wheeler hostage negotiator
aceviru: Wooo
indigocat: give more bits, Wheeler lives up to the sensual streamer and takes off his shirt like promised
indigocat: Wheeler thinks he's Aang and is calling Oppa
indigocat: "your service was interrupted by a ghoul"
indigocat: by *Ghulblin
aceviru: never didn't have it
 bytecaster: What are words even?
 type_variable: but for real, you can play mahjong under a HK or chinese ruleset, everyone discards to a pile in the middle, no furiten, tiles called flowers that multiply your score, its the goddam wild west
 DigitalSeahorse:   at least you aren't docking space station where it's 200 or so degrees
  corianderd: it's fun
 LiveFaust: I mean, Beej isn't the only one who needs to be regularly moistened.
 bytecaster: The sensual schemer is a slippery streamer
 hd_dabnado: you got those concusions for a reason
 quton: sensual AND slippery
 heyalexdaily: Slippery ol' Benjamin Eeler.
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Athletically scheming
 A_Dub888: Benjamin Wheeler Slippery Schemer
 Wintermatrix: slippery schemer
 itsaysTRUENO: people are always saying the sensual schemer is the most spry member of LRR
 LiveFaust: "Huh. Ok, yeah."
 JoSt42: does Canadian Mahjong involve a points list?
 optimalbook: anti-joke jokes
 silenceaux: Timbits instead of pins for a suit?
 definenull: ooh this is a good start
 richard_ermen: 2nd Place is not Tigerblood though.
 DigitalSeahorse:  humor
 bytecaster: Thank you for the explanaition, slippery streamer.
 LunaticPandoraVIII: The best jokes are when you're the only one laughing. Legit.
 Rourke9: bird
 TacitusVigil: Fun Fact: James makes his own copycat Timbits at home that he calls Jimbits!
 adept_nekomancer: It's a good riichi hand with a couple decent draws
 silenceaux: I feel like opening the hand is so rarely good, but I don't mahjongg much
 MrQBear: Can I call you the sensual schemer at your home stream as well? or only at LRR?
 LiveFaust: I would prefer not to call you at all.
 ThorSokar: ok, slick
 tehcrashxor: The Saffron Steamer
 hd_dabnado: but the MOMENT you say "Sensual Streamer" you owe us something
 WriterRaven flops into chat in a vague state of pizza-shaped existence
 Luna_TheOtter: can i call you Wheeler
 Laurence72: Look, you have the sensual down quite well I just am not seeing much scheming right now
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Slippery sensual streamer schemer
 admiral_sky_: @MrQBear I was JUST typing this
 itsaysTRUENO: how about split the difference.... Slick Willy
  corianderd: Benjamin "Slipper Schemer" Eeler
 Shurtal: The Greasy Groupon
 optimalbook: Sensual Schemes, Slippery Streams: The Wheeler story
 bytecaster: Sensual "Slippery Streamer" Schemer
 Peter_Chordash: Does this extend to YouTube comments?
 MrQBear: @admiral_sky_ Single Braincell!
Luminaire_p: you got it, boss
 TacitusVigil: But Ben, Angel is muy bueno, and you are el diablo.
 JoSt42: She's already got you trapped on stream.
 bytecaster: I know this level of loopy from sleep deprivation well and it is not gonna get better.
 malsareus: Can we compromise on "sparkling schemer"?
 Rourke9: I’m going to sleep but the scheming is just too sensual
 hd_dabnado: they call him the Riichi Rizler as well
 schordash: Benjamin Wheeler, schemin' to be flexibly slippery or sensually... yippity... 
  corianderd: don't steal from a child
 hd_dabnado: it is???
 WriterRaven: The Riich-around Ringmaster
 hd_dabnado: oh right
 bytecaster: The Riichi Razzler
 itsaysTRUENO: the Costco guys were on AEW the universe is out of balance
 Shurtal: The Richi Rawdogger
 definenull: ron!
 Boon_33: first you go high, then you go low, then you get cut in half by a child using magic.
 ThorSokar: The Richi Rumpler?
 admiral_sky_: yeah it's sick
 WindyDelcarlo: 'hand bad'
 Zaghrog: Dealer wind is a misleading term, round wind is better
 definenull: thats sorta true tho
 ArdCollider: Jack Richi-er?
 arx_ca: Accidental bonus han.
 malsareus: you got a winning attitude
 silenceaux: Ah, I thought you couldn't have terminals for some reason
 LithelyUnshod: Like shooting the moon?
 definenull: the most mid hand possible
 hd_dabnado: like that one
 bytecaster: The Pinfu Peddler?
 Luna_TheOtter: "You won with that? Geez... have some points i guess"
 Zaghrog: Dealer is always East, but the round wind is not always East
 adept_nekomancer: "Your hand is so worthless, we'll give you an extra han"
 Mr_Horrible: Tom Cruise played him, you'll be fine
 malsareus: reachlier gotta be teeny
 itsaysTRUENO: tom Cruise plays him he's tiny
 ThorSokar: The Richi Rustler
 Makoforte: riichi rich?
 Shurtal: Halo: Richi was the best in the series
 itsaysTRUENO: (in the book jack reacher is 6'6")
  corianderd: was it Pratt?
 Greendrag13: Ooog. I know that one
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 type_variable: which controversy streamer
 Mr_Horrible: the other guy is big with racist New Englanders (no shade to the guy, I have no idea how he is)
 bytecaster: If the slippery streamer cannot take the stream down, nothing can
 hd_dabnado: dont google Riichi Controversy
 A_Dub888: What about googling Lord Xenu??
 LithelyUnshod: @corianderd I think it was the new muscle-guy from Fast X
  corianderd: ah
 definenull: that's our sensual schemer
 youcantlistentobuttons: the buff guy is more cannon, but to each their own
 Boon_33: Alen Ritchson plays the swole Jack Reacher.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 type_variable: censorual schemeer
  corianderd: schemsual
 bytecaster: schmemer
  corianderd: slippy slippy schemester
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Analyst Angel featuring the Sensual Schemer
 WindyDelcarlo: uh huh?
 bytecaster: It is nice to have Angel her to try to keep the hinges at least somewhat attached
 bytecaster: *here
 JoSt42: 60% of the time, it works every time?
 arx_ca: that's called luck sack.
 type_variable: closed hand trips = actually good. open trips= low ev garbage
 LiveFaust: Right from the lymph node.
 Travilogue: You should check out the 3 player tables. I've seen a lot of Triples there
 adept_nekomancer: And I believe 4 concealed triplets is the most common yakuman hand
 arx_ca: Open trips is for when you forget that you shouldn't chi a 1 or 9
 bytecaster: I will go to bed now, someone inform me tomorrow what other nicknames came of this! Have fun, y'all.
 Travilogue: You can also loss *A LOT* of rank  points in 3 player
 definenull: welp
 bagfullofbees: that's right, whisper so the other players can't hear you
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Sensual schemer second
 itsaysTRUENO: you can get stuff over the counter for pocket winds
 arx_ca: south's a good hold.
 arx_ca: it's only worth anything to you.
 JoSt42: caffeine?
 WindyDelcarlo: cortisol
 Mr_Horrible: flipping bricks for Mansa Musa
 Mr_Horrible: etc etc
 itsaysTRUENO: "in Adam's defense, the card is in English" was the biggest own today
 LiveFaust: That's true. A lot of medical terminology is based on latin, and ain't nobody knows latin.
 bagfullofbees: I just got started experimenting with caffine pills
  corianderd: ice with coffee
 Mr_Horrible: love some coffeed ice
 malsareus: coffee'd ice
 Mr_Horrible: CRUNCH
 definenull: lets go?
 WindyDelcarlo: We have an entire han
 youcantlistentobuttons: ayyyy wheeler with the tats out
 DigitalSeahorse: iced down coffee
 ThorSokar: and what scheme is that, exactly?
 A_Dub888: That's our Sensual Schemer
 definenull: wait you can't rob that kan?
 DigitalSeahorse: next time freeze some coffee in the ice tray and use those in the iced coffee
 type_variable: only can rob open kan
 definenull: ahh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 arx_ca: closed kan
 adept_nekomancer: Can only steal from a pon being extended to a kan I think
 type_variable: ^
 arx_ca: I think you can for 13 orphans
 type_variable: it has to be someone adding a tile to an open pon
 arx_ca: maybe?
 definenull: "angel" works?
 LiveFaust: Anybody else need a shower?
 WindyDelcarlo: Angel is angel
 Amboss2: Polarizing Chat glasses? Nice
 bagfullofbees: we could workshop something if you like
 LunaticPandoraVIII: How has Angel still got her shit fully together
 itsaysTRUENO: schemer is lubed up and ready to slip into trouble
 JKBalch: Before the match begins, I'm calling 3 lesser dragons
 arx_ca: yeah. robbing closed kan is okay only for 13 orphans
 LiveFaust: Innit
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: a li''le bi'
  corianderd: my fair lady in here
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Angel innit
 Mr_Horrible: bo''le o' wa'er
 definenull: 
 type_variable: need a strong glottal stop
  corianderd: yeah
 BlueMechanic: no, some American slipped through there
  corianderd: do it
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Slightly south African too
 Mr_Horrible: "uh oh, I hear a colonial power, better hide"
 itsaysTRUENO: Michael caine "thank God for dark brown trousers"
 DigitalSeahorse: that's Aussie
 type_variable: thats my sparkle sailor!
 Boon_33: first t[voiceover] The war had all but ground to a halt in the blink of an eye. Lucian, the most feared and ruthless leader ever to rule the Lycan clan, had finally been killed. The Lycan horde scattered to the wind in a single evening of flame and retribution. Victory, it seemed, was in our grasp, the very birthright of the vampires. Nearly six centuries had passed since that night
 tajessa: @DigitalSeahorse it's really not 
 LiveFaust: Perfect Michael Caine.
 LunaticPandoraVIII: As an Australian i welcome the sensual schemer as an honorary
 WindyDelcarlo: lichen horde?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Peter_Chordash: 100 100 100 100 100 Latency check
 Boon_33: caractor limit
 itsaysTRUENO: in the age of chaos, two factions battled for dominance
 LithelyUnshod: Ozzy?
 GameSageZB: ah yes, the movie where they got Bill Nighy to play a vampire lord
 Boon_33: A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we, too, would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it.
 Boon_33: lol
 ThorSokar: I'm gonna guess Angel watched that movie a few times
 DigitalSeahorse: @tajessa 
 Boon_33: they're good movies
  corianderd: shakespear with the accent?
 itsaysTRUENO: i've seen your kind time and time again
 Makoforte: william shakespeare's dark souls when
 Boon_33: but can she bake?
 TacitusVigil: Oh I know Bill Shakespeare. He still owes me five quid!
 JoSt42: oh yeah, Shakespare! "What, you egg?" *stabs him*
 ThorSokar: haha, I remember
 quton: 
 tajessa: *applauds*
 superdude097: Spot on
 LiveFaust: 
 itsaysTRUENO: toe stub (sensual)
 Boon_33: What other monologues does Ben know?
 LiveFaust: The song?
 Mr_Horrible: okay, was it a Capote impression, or was it PSH doing a Capote impression impression?
 Makoforte: I think I remember the film
 LiveFaust: 
 Travilogue: I think I remember the film...
 tajessa: In Cold Blood maybe?
  TXC2: who doesn't Wheeler?
  TXC2: also Hello everybody!
 TacitusVigil: @Travilogue Well that's one thing we got.
 youcantlistentobuttons: Yes.
 Mr_Horrible: prayers up for B2206 (I think that was the ID)
  corianderd: @TXC2 morning!
 Makoforte: As I recall I think we both kinda liked it
 bagfullofbees: that was my favorite exchange yet
 superdude097: Howdy TXC2!
  TXC2: hello corianderd  and superdude097
  corianderd: Animatrix is fantastic!
 Mr_Horrible: Promised Neverland
 Mr_Horrible: and correct
  TXC2: animatrix messed me up as a kid
 ThorSokar: There's probably an Animatrix/Dominatrix joke in there
 youcantlistentobuttons: ahhh, another one
 Boon_33: Who else can still remember the people being ripped apart in the Animatrix?
 Monkidota: yea robots squishing heads aint the best for young kids
 Mr_Horrible: the only bit I can still remember well from the Animatrix is the runner
 Mr_Horrible: but goddamn it's good
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Legit sensual
 itsaysTRUENO: me reading about the cia
  TXC2: Boon_33  me 
 Mr_Horrible: "Okay dork, lemme talk to your boss"
 RoeDent89: The future's so bright we gotta wear shades
 Boon_33: The Japanese temple fight, and the fall story were great in the animatrix.
 SirMorek: he's not wrong
 Boon_33: @TXC2 oofa'
  TXC2: yes Angel yes
 type_variable: no you should have waited
 LiveFaust: I lost track. Are we doing Underworld or Bloodrayne?
 Boon_33: The animatrix fans knew you ment the rennisance storyies.
 LithelyUnshod: That's the name of the mooovieeee!
 BusTed: 
 itsaysTRUENO: you you give us smooth
  corianderd: is that Bane?
 Boon_33: Ben was born in the darkness?
 Mr_Horrible: if Kojima wasn't a coward that'd be an MGS line
 adept_nekomancer: This is a heck of a starting hand
 Mr_Horrible: 7 pears? I can barely eat 1 in a sitting
 Boon_33: But do you know the lyrics to Snake Eater?
 Boon_33: 10/10
 Mr_Horrible: most people don't, except for those lines
 itsaysTRUENO: alexa play sins of the father ukulele version
 Boon_33: Angel want to steal?
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Flashbacks to climbing a ladder for three minutes
 definenull: snake eaaaater~
 itsaysTRUENO: LOL
 Boon_33: ALONE IN THE WORLDDDDD- SNAKE EATAHHHH
 itsaysTRUENO: sensual schemer isnt even a bit at this point
 superdude097: In darkness and silence through the night...
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Makoforte: wh
 youcantlistentobuttons: Phantom Liberty
 type_variable: i request o fortuna
 Makoforte: covers are a time honored tradition!!
  TXC2: "some day you'll go through the rain, and some day you'll feed on a tree frog! it's a game, a trail to survive, 'til the day we see new light!"
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 ThorSokar: you can sing, you just can't use the backing track, or be too good at it
  corianderd: you can sing as long as no one would mistake it for the real thing
 Boon_33: so a half vampire half wearwolf is a hybrid, guess what a half vampire, half wearwolf, half witch is called in the vampire diaries?
 jonnykefka: You could sing Tom Lehrer songs, all his stuff is public domain
  corianderd: oh no we would all hate singing
 TacitusVigil: Just call her Angel of the morning?
 Mr_Horrible: @Boon_33 a tribrid?
 Boon_33: @Mr_Horrible yep. 
 LiveFaust: Oh, snap.
 itsaysTRUENO: so sensual
 ThorSokar: to be fair, the only person on LRR that I know for sure has song a song so well that we got a copywrite block was Beej
 Mr_Horrible: @Boon_33 
 SnackPak_: a stone cold classic
  TXC2: !findquote DMCA
  LRRbot: Quote #7700: "If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win." —RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
 definenull: i love late night mahjong
  corianderd: lol
 jonnykefka: Richii singalongs could absolutely become a bit
 quton: 
 adept_nekomancer: I seem to remember a very popular LRR clip being Cori's rendition of Vengabus, so clearly songs are allowed
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SnackPak_: one sweet day!
  TXC2: sure it gone midnite here eh?
 superdude097: Midnight thirty even!
 type_variable: 13 orphans lets go?
 Boon_33: Ben turned into a gremlin hours ago, he ordered delivery I think.
 adept_nekomancer: 13 orphans hand!
 arx_ca: I got one away once.
 Greendrag13:   pawbs detected. There's a cat at the mahjong table?!
 adept_nekomancer: and immediately someone uses up all the easts
 arx_ca: started with 10
 itsaysTRUENO: if you do get it, the anime girls walk out of the screen into real life
  corianderd: pon cat can pon but not pon cat?
 type_variable: i was trying to teach my brother mahjong and i 13 orphans him on the second day and he never played again
 IbunWest: 
  TXC2: as long as pon cat doesn't pon pon  pata pon, we're fine
  TXC2: 
 Boon_33: NIN would work for this I think
 Boon_33: she does like Underworld.
 Travilogue: I almost never take the 9 terminal draw because I want those orphans
 optimalbook: how much pon could a pon cat pon if a pon cat could pon cat?
 definenull: hi beej and heather!
 bagfullofbees: now that's what I call a Sensual Scheme
 RockPusher:  
 tajessa: hi Beej & Heather!
 tajessa:   
 Mr_Horrible: more reddies
 Mr_Horrible: but same principle
 Boon_33: woke superman, this one is some sort of forign super-alien
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 type_variable: did i stutter??
 Astramentha: the three genders
  TXC2: he said, playing and 20 to 1 in the morning
 Boon_33: the hedgehog lady's dilemma
 Boon_33: tru
  TXC2: DAMNRIGHT Wheeler
 SirMorek: tru
 Mr_Horrible: Lex Luthor: "I'm mad but strangely horny"
 Boon_33: her name is Angel, she remembers
 BlueMechanic: porcupines are much bigger
 Makoforte: the porcupine has the dilemma, the hedgehog can never be buggered, as nanny ogg taught us
 youcantlistentobuttons: doubles
  corianderd: i believe hedgehog is Needle Rat
 itsaysTRUENO: you know what they say about mahjong players with big hands send tweet
 IbunWest: 
 Boon_33: Ben just wants to get close to people in Mahjong, so he can poke them with his quills.
 LiveFaust: I've heard it. I've been it
  TXC2: how dare you wheeler, I simp for no one!
 definenull: PFFT
 Boon_33: the hedgehog wants to be hugged, but is covered in spike, like that chick from cowboy bebop.
  corianderd: wooooow
 definenull: at least it isn't zero
 arx_ca: Well, it's a good hand that someone else didn't finish.
 LiveFaust: So long! Farewell! Auf Wiedersehn! Good night! 
 nyc_mtg: mah the jongening
 itsaysTRUENO: you're doing great honey
 DigitalSeahorse: oh there is game music if I turn it too high on volume
  TXC2: Squid allah we are off!
 TacitusVigil: I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!
 Boon_33: At least it wasn't internet copy-pasta
 Spooky_Noises: wonder if it better to ditch the 4 this early, so if you pivot you arent dropping a 4 later
 itsaysTRUENO: sure is boring around here
 Boon_33: and for a while...
 youcantlistentobuttons: banger tracks
 Boon_33: BANGER
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 itsaysTRUENO: good you're finally awake
 A_Dub888: if I were humanity’s leader, I would simply create Sin 
 LiveFaust: I am experiencing emotions.
 nyc_mtg: wheeler i need you doing ad libs on the next westside Gunn album
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  corianderd: nyaa
  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS....AGAIN
 bagfullofbees: I liked Angel's monologue better
  TXC2:   
 SnackPak_: let link fuck
 itsaysTRUENO: my brain is also goop
  TXC2: the CDi Zelda was...something
 adept_nekomancer: Under bakeoff rules, Angel's monologue gets 4 extra points for being recited by Angel. 
  TXC2: for those of chat who have seen the animatrix, take Angel's smooth narration and put over some of the most upsetting looking anime of the least subtle robots as slaves metaphor 
frebbdekaka: Sup, how's the tile suffering?
 itsaysTRUENO: New Wheeler Stim Discovered! (Press J to view your Quest Log)
 A_Dub888: Still closed. Still closed. mmmmmm
 LiveFaust: Wheeler's Bernie Sanders impression is solid. 
  TXC2: didn't get to the part of the robot sex worker get her face ripped off 
 nyc_mtg: I just left the club im waiting 20 min for the train, perfect stream
 CaptainChibale: you're doing it BECAUSE it's 1am
 Peter_Chordash: 100 Check 2
  corianderd: what's Titchy Gren?
 nyc_mtg: @corianderd idk what’s titchy gren with you?
 youcantlistentobuttons: gotta hot up that spaget!
 nyc_mtg: check tuah
 itsaysTRUENO: check tuah sent tweet
 Peter_Chordash: Latency check
 itsaysTRUENO: ahaha
 type_variable: idk, whats the hawk tua with you?
 itsaysTRUENO: mahjong is poorly from too much electric
 nyc_mtg: much atuah ahawk nothing
 malsareus: ah, a crafting system
 nyc_mtg: “…which is why I need your credit card mom”
 IbunWest: 
 CaptainChibale: they don't exist
 nyc_mtg: edging gooner run subathon
 malsareus: Discord?
 LiveFaust: "Too horny for Wheeler" is not something I'd ever come across.
 IbunWest: disc horse? uma musume?
  corianderd: today is tomorrow already
 youcantlistentobuttons: wish
 quton: gambling fuck yeah
 A_Dub888: is it worth it, let her work it
 LiveFaust: All I've got is the Heart of the Cards.
 MrQBear: All i've got is this heart in a jar.
 itsaysTRUENO: gotta scratchie that itchie
  corianderd: she's doing scratch cards?
 hidingbox: gambling is better when its not your money and you don't have to pay anything back
 type_variable: they call him the scratchie shakespearian
 nyc_mtg: yes but we gambled so it’s worth it
 Coloneljesus: angel: "my work here is done"
 CaptainChibale: you gotta risk it for the biscuit
 itsaysTRUENO: gotta spend money to make money
 quton: yeah thats how gambling works
 adept_nekomancer: We demonstrated gambling, followed by the consequences of gambling!
 jonnykefka: That was the most perfect summary of Gatcha ever. "I have less of everything" "But you had a chance to get what you wanted"
 youcantlistentobuttons: thats gacha
 Justherefortherewards: Wait this was a gacha game all along?
  TXC2: far too many currencies in this game
 Justherefortherewards: I only saw a bit of mahjong earlier 
 itsaysTRUENO: you should by gold that would be healthier
 Justherefortherewards: That's how they get you, the more currencies the more you don't realize how much you're spending
  TXC2: Justherefortherewards  this is gatcha will a tiny amount of mahjong in it 
  TXC2: because you love us Wheeler 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrQBear: Because you're the Sensual Schemer and you never turn down a challenge.
 JoSt42: a tiny amount of mahjong and a huge amount of scantily clad women.
 A_Dub888: Whining is what a sensual schemer does
 ThorSokar: I'm 99% sure is he is forced to "behave himself" he might actually explode
 adept_nekomancer: It doesn't seem sensual, which is the scheme
 Jillexie: No
 type_variable: first lrr member to be cancelled incoming
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Justherefortherewards: It sure is 1AM huh
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 youcantlistentobuttons: that just sounds pitiful
 hidingbox: Wheeler, your husband know what is happening?
  TXC2: isn't whining sensually what being a sub is?
 ThorSokar: It'll totally be serge
 bagfullofbees: Unlike Wheeler and Angel, I'm going to bed now. Thanks for the stream, it's been a great time!
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 that’s part of the scheme
 JoSt42: hwat?
 DigitalSeahorse:  wait, did I miss that too!
  TXC2: so long bagfullofbees  sleep well
 Justherefortherewards: It's work!! 
 WriterRaven: Huh. Well then. =/
ArtOfStuttering: Oh hell yeah he would be, hiding from the SO.
 Peter_Chordash: Uhhhhhh not me
 IbunWest: 
 damela42: Yes
 SirMorek: sure? why not?
 ThorSokar: If that married man is you, yes
 Greendrag13: I mean, *I'm* a married man, but I'm playing the far more acceptable FFXIV...
  TXC2: depends on the marriage TBH 
 MrQBear: Okay, fine, does your temporal echo of a husband know what you're doing?
 MWGNZ: respecting a streamers private life ort something idk
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler I thought you were married to the game
 Justherefortherewards: Unlike others, I googled Benjamin Wheeler both with and without the MtG after
 Boon_33: Do I need to refactor my expectations?
 CaptainChibale: married to lrr
 malsareus: you're indoors sir
 Skye_Stryke: Every time this happens I remember the person asking you if the divorce was a bit you were doing.
  corianderd: people outside of LRR can also get canceled!
 Justherefortherewards: Married to the game(s)
 CobaltShuriken: why don't you try being married to winning this hand?
 Coloneljesus: married to anime girls
 PhorrestGaze: what about the really skinny street?
 JoSt42: Moonbase Street 1, of course!
 type_variable: if you want to read about wheelers divorce just google ben wheeler controversy
ArtOfStuttering: Good thing I can read lips 
 DigitalSeahorse:  it's a STREET
 adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, [redacted] street.
 Boon_33: The only moonbase on the island.
  TXC2: we're talking about "first LRR member cancelled" like we didn't Banish Wiggins to Vancouver 10 years ago 
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 itsaysTRUENO: ahahahaha
 MrQBear: @TXC2 I thought it was a "Tactical Retreat"
 BlueMechanic: they do call him that a lot
 LiveFaust: Who's "they"?
ArtOfStuttering: Wait, I thought they called you the Sensual Schemer?
SUPERWLA: Mahjong on a Friday night with the sensual schemer
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Justherefortherewards: Asking "is that funny?" Is so much more brutal than saying it's not funny
 A_Dub888: @MrQBear that’s what we told the feds anyway
  TXC2: MrQBear  well he can spin any way he wants, the truth is the truth 
 LiveFaust: Ah, ok. Noted.
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 Greendrag13: Talk about SENSUAL
 WindyDelcarlo: tos
 JoSt42: oh so *that's* why I got gifted a sub earlier.
  TXC2: """IF"""
 RockPusher: When's the Sensual Streamer's taxi-driving era then?
 DigitalSeahorse: it's warm
 itsaysTRUENO: a sensual schemer arrives precisely when he schemes to
 Boon_33: he also paid them with cards, digital cards. He likes cards.
 CobaltShuriken: mahjong is all about being in the buff
 definenull: i don't think its a casino you went into, wheeler
 type_variable: you can just make it a beach episode it has to happen naturally
 Justherefortherewards: Prove you're not cheating by having the tiles in your shirt
 RockPusher: *Schemer
  TXC2: naked from losing their shirt 
 JoSt42: Wheeler, I don't think that was a Mahjong place.
 youcantlistentobuttons: wait i thought this was mahjong
 CaptainChibale: bring your phone and stream your trip to the twitch it'll be the subathon field trip
  corianderd: was that a universes beyond set?
 A_Dub888: @corianderd strip mahjong?
 Boon_33: Wanna see how far Ben can shoot a tile from his redacted?
 Coloneljesus: weird yaoi but ok
 CobaltShuriken: 13 orphans lets you put clothing back on
  corianderd: pai gaw
 Justherefortherewards: I will say, I have absolutely 0 idea what's happening in the game, and I think that makes it better
 itsaysTRUENO: elastic on sweaty cheeks is a sound you won't forget
 superdude097: Only pai gow I know is this slice of pai gow'n down my throat
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SUPERWLA: Any plans for another in person stream of mahjong with other LLR members
 itsaysTRUENO: rack em
 tryllebanjo: Uhm.
 DragaFireHawk: key lime
 Justherefortherewards: Humble.
  TXC2: stake
 CobaltShuriken: I don't like pie
 MrQBear: Strawberry Rhubarb.
 youcantlistentobuttons: peach
 RockPusher: Steak & Cheese
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Pumpkin Pie and it's not even close.
 Makoforte: beef, cheese and bacon
 arx_ca: rhubarb
 ThorSokar: blueberry
 Coloneljesus: raspberry
 MWGNZ: steak and cheese
  TXC2: *steak
 glitched_goddess: key lime
 tajessa: thai chicken curry
 Krektogar: I'm a big fan of cream pie
 CaptainChibale: lemon merengue but I can't have it anymore due to a lemon allergy :<
 itsaysTRUENO: apple or pumpkin
 WindyDelcarlo: circumference/diameter
 PhorrestGaze: whenever it's blended into a smoothie
 m33pn8r: pumpkin
 superdude097: Key Lime
 Boon_33: Honestly, shepards.
 RockPusher:  asking that of the antipodeans
 A_Dub888: Pie-napple
 TehAmelie: i like the traditional cheese pie made of my local cheese
 Boon_33: best pie, potato pie.
 Coloneljesus: you're right, that joke is terrible
 type_variable: isnt that the plot of Black Knight?
 CobaltShuriken: they would just assume dude has a demon possession
 itsaysTRUENO: yoyre right that joke did suck
 MrQBear: Oh wait, can I count a Quiche as a pie?
 jonnykefka: I think there was a W+P game like that
 DigitalSeahorse: coconut cream
 WriterRaven: There's a vegan butter chick'n pie I very much enjoy. As for dessert pie, I'm more a cheesecake person.
  corianderd: save that for a crapshot
 Marvoleath: -2
  TXC2: makes a gun cocking noise when notching an arrow
 Justherefortherewards: And then he goes "loading, ready, ... run!"
 CaptainChibale: I prefer cheesecake
 tryllebanjo: What sound would a crossbow dude make then?
 glitched_goddess: quiche is a pie like how a whale is a fish
 Coloneljesus: @tryllebanjo sproing
 Boon_33: Quiche is a good pie, still love shepards pie more.
 A_Dub888: She hasn’t gotten over the cute dog
 MrQBear: @glitched_goddess I think I'm supposed to fight this but honestly I just like that analogy.
 CobaltShuriken: any chance we can change our user name on here to Lionel Riichi?
 Krektogar: emotional support cori
 tryllebanjo: da heck
 ThorSokar: "I'll get all the sleep i need when I'm dead"
  TXC2: chat it's 1 am, we are not getting into food taxonomy
 TehAmelie: hey, it's 10 in the morning here
 Justherefortherewards: Humble pie
 DigitalSeahorse: they just had a lot of welcome hugs aboard the international space station
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I think Cheesecake counts as a pie so that's also a strong contender.
 ThorSokar: I mean, if that's what you're in to, you do you
  corianderd: it's only bubly
 malsareus: tap it like a keg
ArtOfStuttering: Oh hell yeah brother, that can is a SMASH! 
 DigitalSeahorse:  crack it
OVERKiLL!: late night jong 🀄🀄🎴
  corianderd: they barely fizz
 arx_ca: @CobaltShuriken you actually have to pay to change your name.
 tryllebanjo: 
 quton: tap it on the bottom so all the bubbles go down there to see whos that
 glitched_goddess: crossbows are hard to load. got to shoot one a few weeks ago and I was afraid I was going to slip the goatsfoot and hurt myself lol
 WriterRaven: cross bow disc horse clap clap clapclapclap
 youcantlistentobuttons: aaa OOOOOO GA
 CobaltShuriken: they lack pizazz
 Peter_Chordash: Oh yeah during DS3
 Skye_Stryke: That was during DS3
  corianderd: wanna try my crossbow?
 Makoforte: what about pistol crossbows
  TXC2: Crossbows were the basic weapon
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'd agree, except for balista
 Marvoleath: they were outlawed by a pope though
 optimalbook: I agree, not as cool as a bow and not as scary as early guns (i.e. metal tubes on sticks)
 youcantlistentobuttons: yeah, you got spend too much time crankin it
 Coloneljesus: demon hunter
 CobaltShuriken: dual wield pistol crossbows are full of pizazz
 WindyDelcarlo: Bow Pistol
 I_Am_Clockwork: deamonhunter is the diablo class
 glitched_goddess: they’re hard to load, and are less powerful than guns. might as well have a matchlock.
 Coloneljesus: hexer?
 tryllebanjo: Sure, there's crossbows. What about crescentbows? Yarmulkebows? Friggin eeeeehhh kalpavrishka-bows huh?
 MrQBear: all I can think of right now is Vagrant Story
 I_Am_Clockwork: I only like crossbows when they're actually railguns
 itsaysTRUENO: that was Pokemon Colosseum
 TehAmelie: crossbows democratized warfare. with an easy winding mechanism, anyone with hands could pick up a crossbow and be an effective soldier
 I_Am_Clockwork: (see Wookie Bowcasters, Rainbows from Gaunts Ghosts, etc)
  TXC2: glitched_goddess  for a good long while crossbows were cheaper then muskets
 Makoforte: was it like.... the white wolf hunter game?
 I_Am_Clockwork: whomst will streamer sempai notice today
 drewm1022: It me!
 WindyDelcarlo: Pick On Chat Hour
 Makoforte: Hunter: The Reckoning?
 type_variable: is it like the lets nope wheel
 definenull: except this time they don't get shot
 drewm1022: That's a lie, I just got here.
 PhorrestGaze: in this version we don't get shot 
 hidingbox: @TehAmelie So we are collectively choosing how warfare occurs and under what conditions?
 tryllebanjo: oh snap
 Greendrag13: @Makoforte Oh hey, I've got that one!
 Makoforte: yay!
 Krektogar: is this the inverse of the Let's Nope bit?
 Makoforte: i'm not banned!
 tajessa: oooh keys
 Luna_TheOtter: not ban us yet
 ThorSokar: Come one, come all, come see Wheeler's Twitch Chatter of the Day!
 IbunWest:   keys
  TXC2: I agree Angel
 CobaltShuriken: thank you for jingling the keys, my attention was waning
 itsaysTRUENO: "Papa's in the house and the house always wins" was my peak it's all downhill from here
 optimalbook: A wheel is the crossbow of shapes
 type_variable: 10min timeout
 Luna_TheOtter: should be a dartboard
 ThorSokar: timeout for 10min
 CaptainChibale: it's just a 10min timeout
 Kaaosa: it's important to shoot someone so people remember that you can shoot someone
 tryllebanjo: Wait, is this DougDoug running arbitrary bans? 
 drewm1022: It me!
 Coloneljesus: wheeler would ban everyone on the first day
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TacitusVigil: [sits on chair backward] You know who's a cool guy who got banned for our sins?
 CaptainChibale: most people who get hit come back after the 10min to laugh about it
 LiveFaust: Shared ban lists is the REAL problem with that. Otherwise, have fun.
 WindyDelcarlo: The No Yaku counts towards furiten?
 drewm1022: F a bunch of Israel.
 type_variable: the only downside to being shot on lets nope is you dont get to comment on the podcast portion
 itsaysTRUENO: David Lynch said fix your heart or die
 adept_nekomancer: Furiten is if you could win off of any tile in your discard, yeah.  Even one that wouldn't produce a yaku.
 Krektogar: @type_variable eh, the podcast is way longer than 10 min usually
 tajessa: yessssssss
 drewm1022: I fuckin love Mulholland Drive.
 drewm1022: SILENCIO
 BlueMechanic: Sometimes we have to watch art that makes us uncomfortable
  TXC2: mulholland is made after blue velvet ?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Boon_33: how do you feel about blonde men?
  corianderd: what about tiny old people?
 drewm1022: Yeah.  AFter Blue Velvet.
 HadesLeprechaun: "like" could go either way with regard to Lynch movies
  TXC2: drewm1022  ok, thanks
 Makoforte: i somehow think i have not seen any lynch yet?
 itsaysTRUENO: today I re-watched the mini horror film Lynch put in Lost Highway just for tailgaters.
  TXC2: have you seen Dune?
 youcantlistentobuttons: Lost Highway?
  corianderd: do Leftovers and then Twin Peaks
 drewm1022: Lost Highway, yeah.  Eraserhead.
 tajessa: yeaaaahhhh Twin Peaks
 RoeDent89: Twin Peaks is very autumn
 CobaltShuriken: I got twin peaks stuffed in my shirt, big deal
 Abavus: Twin Peaks in the fall sounds peaks
 ThorSokar: because Twin Peaks is fantastic
  TXC2: Twin Peaks, weird show, fantastic theme
 Coloneljesus: nice
 HadesLeprechaun: Twin Peaks is great, and then kinda bad, and then great again, and then nonsensical, and then kinda great again
  TXC2: damnright Wheeler
 drewm1022: Dude.  Way back in the day my friends and I decided to drink three 40s and watch Eraserhead and Meet the Feebles back to back.
  corianderd: Twin Peaks feels more timeless than Leftovers
 Boon_33: It's good, but It's no Trailer Park Boys.
  TXC2: 12 angry men is a banger movie
 itsaysTRUENO: Twin Peaks is a portal into the minds of WASPs it's amazing
 tryllebanjo: 12 Angry Men? Just join a LOL lobby, ez
 Shurtal: There's a fish ... IN the percalator!
 type_variable: watching twin peaks is a "so thats what they were referencing!" to every show you watching in the last 20 years
 Makoforte: i.... don't remember the last movie I saw, now that I think about it
 tryllebanjo: yup xD
 TacitusVigil: My only issue with 12 Angry Men is that they shouldn't have shown the defendant.
 LiveFaust: As someone who's watched Eraserhead more than once... You made the correct choice.
 drewm1022: Don't tempt me with a good time.
 DigitalSeahorse:       
  corianderd: ok go with me. 12 Angry Women
 hidingbox: By women, you mean?
 Coloneljesus: @corianderd with you
 TehAmelie: i'd watch that
 Makoforte: i'm pretty sure ocean's 8 established it needs to be 8 angry women
 drewm1022: No, this is just a response to Trump.
 LiveFaust: Isn't that "The View"?
 adept_nekomancer: 12 Angry Humans of Indeterminate Gender
 TacitusVigil: Is the plot point that Julia Roberts plays a character that looks like Julia Roberts?
  corianderd: ok it's called Women Talking
  TXC2: 12 angry NBs
 DigitalSeahorse: that's just that time of the month when they've synced 
 RoeDent89: How...*dare* they
 Boon_33: worst part about groups of 12, one is always a Judas.
 TehAmelie: the Swedish title for 12 Angry Men is "12 Oath-sworn Men." is that weird?
 CobaltShuriken: this feels like a more unhinged NorthernLion stream
 RoeDent89: Definitely past 1am
 HadesLeprechaun: yo who's that hedgehog though, I assume that's the PC and not the lady
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Sub-A-Thon Overnight at Sat 02:00 AM PDT (37m from now).
 TacitusVigil: @Boon_33 If you don't know who in your group of 12 is Judas, then you are the Judas.
  TXC2: TehAmelie  they are a jury, so it's not THAT weird, but yeah
 Abavus: Why this lady so steppy 
 DigitalSeahorse:   12 angry astronauts 
 TehAmelie: it may be accurate to the content but why remove the angry part
7 raiders from NightValien28 have joined!
  corianderd: power it's the orange one
 itsaysTRUENO: im on a seawind diet actually
 Boon_33: @TacitusVigil price of silver is on that rise...
  TXC2: hello raiders!
 superdude097: Welcome raiders!
 NightValien28: what up
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 drewm1022: To be fair, Serge had extreme difficulty with this as well during the pubg stream.
 LiveFaust: Love lamp.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 youcantlistentobuttons: not gently!
 NightValien28: I LOVE LAMP
  TXC2: do not go gently into the night, to quote bob Dylan
 drewm1022: I hate you.
 drewm1022: No I hate the person making a joke about bob Dylan vs Dylan Thomas.
 DigitalSeahorse:  YOU
 hidingbox: That not somehow count as trying to kill you?
 DigitalSeahorse: she locked you out?
  TXC2: drewm1022   
 drewm1022: And I meant it very playfully. 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TacitusVigil: I'm getting concerned, this is the second LRR person who's gotten death threats. 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Boon_33: They hate us, be-cause they ain't us.
 Boon_33: they anus.
 DigitalSeahorse: @TacitusVigil  me too
 definenull: it's sad that it isn't surprising
 TacitusVigil: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah, no joke. 
  TXC2: DO WHAT?!
 LiveFaust: One who quotes Dylan Thomas as Bob Dylan knows they're making a joke and expects the backlash.
 youcantlistentobuttons: ketch these heinz?
 itsaysTRUENO: "only blood pudding here is gonna be your face" etc
  TXC2: LiveFaust  especially when he's quoting family guy 
 ThorSokar: only 3:26am here
 Boon_33: I got death threats once, and I'm a dog who types above average.
 LiveFaust: @TXC2 Exactly.
 type_variable: get wrecked
  corianderd: pwning the ron
 ThorSokar: eh, after the first death threat they don't really bother you anymore
 TacitusVigil: pwning on the ritz
 drewm1022: I hate no one here, for the record. 
 Rytthigar: Shrek-voice: WONKEY
 youcantlistentobuttons: the botulism tastes like botulism!
 Boon_33: my first thought: I guess I kicked their ass at some point.
  TXC2: drewm1022  yeah, it's fine
 LiveFaust: @drewm1022 I hate very few people here, for the record. 
 type_variable: got to get up early to dig holes
 WindyDelcarlo: pinfu again
 TheBattleOfHastings: Is Angel Wheeler's sister?
 itsaysTRUENO: Hahahha
  corianderd: maybe
  TXC2: Ashley would kill him 
 superdude097: 
 Abavus: 
 quton: hahahaha
 TacitusVigil: If he's up, James is legally required to buy Ben and Angel breakfast. That's LoadingReadyLaw
 definenull: 
  corianderd: @TheBattleOfHastings this killed me
 DigitalSeahorse: well sometimes it happens to people that aren't streamers atm, I was there when a close friend was threatened to have their neck broken or cut when someone else's sociopath roomate was upset over an action figure of theirs, what a voilently mouthed baby.  this was not an audience member threat
 Boon_33: The event that made you murderous, was a Tuesday for me.
 youcantlistentobuttons: hahahahahaha
 definenull: welcome to 1.30am LRR
 Rytthigar: The pilot glasses are genetic, I guess
  TXC2: what a.....what kind of relationship do you have with your sister? 
 WriterRaven: This kills the Wheeler.
 youcantlistentobuttons: can you clip chat?
  TXC2: like I have a sister, we're not like this 
 TheBattleOfHastings: Innocent question.
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler's goose is cooked
 ThorSokar: hahahahaha
 LiveFaust: "What are you doing, step-streamer?"
 ThorSokar: suddenly I hear a banjo in the distance
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheBattleOfHastings: Okey doke! 👍 Thanks! 🙃
 RockPusher: Careful, you'll get banned by Mastercard and Visa
 itsaysTRUENO: Alberta's the south?
 Thagnok: Is she really?
 pookahbee: I think Wheeler is just a character Angel is playing.
  TXC2: itsaysTRUENO  of Canada yes
 BlueMechanic: it's just a series of comic misunderstandings
 LiveFaust: "You're alienating our southern audience." "That's ok."
 TheBattleOfHastings: Aha! Whoops.
 DigitalSeahorse: I should eat something but I'm not really craving anything I have that's healthy
 itsaysTRUENO: @txc2 ok just wanted to be clear
 definenull: *sigh* there goes the tarp budget
 DigitalSeahorse:   spill
 MrQBear: @definenull If we donate enough, maybe they can afford second tarp?
 WriterRaven: rip in pieces, tarp budget for 2025, we hardly knew ye.
 type_variable: take it out of the donkey budget
  TXC2: like Alberta ACTIVELY tries to be the Texas of Canada 
  corianderd: asmr
  corianderd: [someone cleaning the office]
 tryllebanjo: As long as it doesn't impact the tarp budget.
 varmintx0: It's easier to know what's real in a David Lynch movie than what comes out of Wheeler's mouth.
 TacitusVigil: NIce try Cori.
 DigitalSeahorse:  sop it up with your face?
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  TXC2: a paper towel budget? damn this Subathon has made LRR decadent
  TXC2: 
 drewm1022: Wdym, everything that comes out of Wheeler's mouth is real.
 definenull: 
 definenull: still in first
  TXC2: winning is winning
 Deyna_Taggerung: Sticks are amazing
 youcantlistentobuttons: you have an aura
 LiveFaust: Twitch chat? People?! Couldn't be me.
 A_Dub888: also you’re The Sensual Schemer
 ThorSokar: "Is Wheeler breathing" -> "He is fucking with you"
 drewm1022: It's almost like sexuali DAMMIT.
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 The paper towel budget is just buying Wendy's and then stealing as many napkins as possible until James gets banned again.
 DigitalSeahorse:  we know you're fucking with us, we're just not sure in which direction 
 Skye_Stryke: You're favorite bit also seems to just be lying to people.
 ContingentCat: I'm surprised to wake up to see Wheeler and Angel still at it
 WriterRaven: With the knowledge that 99% of the words coming out of Ian's mouth are For The Bit™... yeah, I do think you're fuckin' with people a little.
  TXC2: Gay men? not having sex with women? that's just a-historic 
 WindyDelcarlo: People new to the fact that people can like people of multiple genders and still be gay
  TXC2: TacitusVigil  ah, smart
 drewm1022: Roasted.
 youcantlistentobuttons: Angel with the truth!
 quton: called out
 RockPusher: Wait. Wait. Wait. Dating a woman isn't gay‽ 
 ThorSokar: GOT'EM
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 LiveFaust: Look, just because she's right....
 Rytthigar: A lot of my sexuality involve tweaking knobs, speak for yourself
 definenull: awoo?
 TheBattleOfHastings: Is this normal Majong conversation? 🙃🙃
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Schnappsy: With your life, or just right now?
 itsaysTRUENO: Cap!
 superdude097: @TheBattleOfHastings At 1:30 in the morning it is '
 Deyna_Taggerung: I'd be more concerned if the gas lighting stopped tbh
 MrQBear: @TheBattleOfHastings Around here? More normal than not.
OVERKiLL!: 🤣
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 eDRoaCH: its only 1:30
 Luna_TheOtter: idk, feels like all the other Mahjon streams you've done
  corianderd: these people started streaming at 10am
 A_Dub888: where are we on a scale of 1 to Z E T A?
 MrQBear: I wish it was 1:30, it's 4:30 here.
  TXC2: 5 mins? rookie numbers, I look at my watch every 30 secs 
 Schnappsy: This is definitely Z E T A V I B E S.
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess I'll snack on some pudding and some more milk
 Skye_Stryke: If you think this is weird then don't google mahjong controversy.
  TXC2: anxiety is an evil master 
 WriterRaven: 8:35 PM here and I'm debating whether to open up a game of something on another monitor.
 adept_nekomancer: Nearly started with a half-flush
  TXC2: google mahjong inflation instead 
 BlueMechanic: Yeah, I remember hearing something about Mahjong and a bunch of orphans
 pookahbee: Mahjong pon-spiracy?
  TXC2: chat has never been pure straight
 MrQBear: @TXC2 If you make the tiles any bigger, they'd just be big rocks.
 WindyDelcarlo: Pure straight: what I thought I was until my gender went weird
  TXC2: MrQBear  the way our caveman ancestors played
 CaptainChibale: how to get chat to look something up: tell them not to
 WriterRaven: @WindyDelcarlo mood tbh. I got Gender Thoughts to grapple with these days.
 DigitalSeahorse:  straight is in the full spectrum of sexuality
 ThorSokar: I'm no coward
  TXC2: no one is Pure straight because the Mummy with Brenden  and Rachel exsits 
 DigitalSeahorse: foo or food
 TacitusVigil: You know Chat operates 70% on spite
 Greendrag13: Obedience. Definitely a strength of this chat XD
 MrQBear: @TXC2 Are they the same pieces used for ancient Chess and Ancient Go?
 definenull: classic mahjong
 hidingbox: stream sniping
 tryllebanjo: HAAAAAAAN!
 HadesLeprechaun: Jokes on you, nothing you could tell me not to google would be worse than what I google myself
  TXC2: MrQBear  yes, it's like the Proto-euro-indian for language
 ExachixKitsune: Mahjong!
 ExachixKitsune: and you are valid for that
 A_Dub888: Benjamin “ incremental advantage” Wheeler: The Sensual Schemer
 youcantlistentobuttons: whats the MtG equivalent to this Wheeler?
 itsaysTRUENO: I thought I was straight until I saw that one Mountain Dew commercial. you know the one.
  TXC2: Tsumo bad, Ozumo good
 youcantlistentobuttons: to low point hand wins
 type_variable: tsumo = thoracle
OVERKiLL!: Sensual Schemer is WiLD
 A_Dub888: oops all pingers?
 definenull: top-deck into burn spell
  TXC2: when opp plays a 4/4 for 7 and still wins
 ExachixKitsune: It's turn 4, you've been having a good game, some back and forth, and suddently they storm you out
 A_Dub888: what about a successful Hidetsugu’s Second Rite?
 WindyDelcarlo: pff
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 WindyDelcarlo: Uh huh?
 tryllebanjo: GG
  TXC2: m33pn8r  
 adept_nekomancer: So is tsumo still bad when you get it?
 definenull: the sensual schemer strikes again
Karneioss: wheeler's honorable skill-based tsumo
 Abavus: 
 youcantlistentobuttons: when you play th endstone, and oppo plays Hidetsugos second rite
 Andromeda7747: now thats mahjong
 arx_ca: i'M THE LUCKY BOY!
 drewm1022: I don't understand this game at all.
  TXC2: drewm1022  no one does 
 superdude097: @drewm1022 It's sort of like Rummy
 TheElrad: That Tsumo was all skill
 tryllebanjo: @drewm1022 I'm 100% just cruising along on vibes, loving it 
 itsaysTRUENO: that was legit thirsty
 A_Dub888: all I know is when the game starts, you ask “what’s our Yaku?”
 WindyDelcarlo: This game: Assemble a valid hand and don't lose
 drewm1022: I'm enjoying watching, kinda like if my friends were really into Cricket.
  TXC2: When Wheeler Tsumo's he is Ura, when opp Tsumo's they are Tobizaru 
 Krektogar: it's 10:45 am!
  TXC2: only I get this joke
 hidingbox: Isn't there some quote about when its your opponent, its luck, but when its you, its skill.
 MrQBear: @drewm1022 It's like playing with a deck of cards, but with 8 different types of jokers.
 tryllebanjo:   
  TXC2: damn wheeler 
 itsaysTRUENO: hahaha
 thingo314: @TXC2 
 Tremerss: 
 ContingentCat:  yuuup
 m33pn8r:  all, and especially the Sensual Schemer!
  TXC2: thingo314  thank you
 itsaysTRUENO: the Oscars are SHIT until I win one
 type_variable: someone explain dogwalking
 eggmojiithealchemist: 100% true
  corianderd: we didn't!
 Makoforte: it's genuinely really disappointing how upset i get losing to strangers in fucking mtga
 MrQBear: They gave up being called the Sensual Schemer. That's what they offered up.
 SnackPak_: pass
  TXC2: Makoforte  big mood there
 adept_nekomancer: nope, nope, not gonna do that
 definenull: search dogwalking controversy
 KharadBanar: @type_variable when your opponent has you on a leash the whole game
 Boon_33: Ben forgot to say "don't"
  corianderd: wow
 SirMorek: this is not how you regex
 m33pn8r: @MrQBear O crap, my bad... 
  corianderd: ok so regex
 SirMorek: perhaps you'd rather glob
 TacitusVigil: I thought that was a Xantos Gambit
 eggmojiithealchemist: gas
  corianderd: it wasn't on camera
  TXC2: so dogwalking is domming the furry?
 tryllebanjo: I'm on DeviantArt right, searched 'dogwalking'. It's a lot dogs that have women tied up, because the dog ran circles around 'em. Classic DA.
 Boon_33: So in the Ben v Ben game, who was dogwalking who?
 MrQBear: @m33pn8r no no, I was answering wheeler's question about 'what did they offer up to their golden god in return for the win'  Wheeler  is still and forever the Sensual Schemer. 
 eggmojiithealchemist: animatrix part 2???
 ExachixKitsune: Yeah that's an appropriate time for a fistbump
 Boon_33: Ben, can you walk yourself?
 CAKHost: Hi everyone! XD
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
  TXC2: well? does he?!
 ThorSokar: well, does he?
  TXC2: 
 m33pn8r: @MrQBear Ah! I feel much better then.
OVERKiLL!: left him hangin
 CAKHost: I'm just here to hear two spicy friends 
 richard_ermen: Is Wheeler secretly into Husbandry?
 superdude097: Howdy CAKHost!
 youcantlistentobuttons: oh HELL yes, i have bagels!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Only 2?
 Boon_33: So I walk myself everytime I buy junk food?
 MrQBear: I didn't know you could fit that much Scheming into one skull
 ExachixKitsune: Two of wheeler is how he's so good at magic, he's constantly playing against himself
 ThorSokar: idk, feels more like a mosh pit
 Boon_33: I do love walking
 CAKHost: I think I am on 10 but I have to keep counting all of us to be sure...
 itsaysTRUENO: I had fried chicken for breakfast what's good
 adept_nekomancer: It is really close to all green, yeah
OVERKiLL!: Chug
  TXC2: finished your ring ?
 TacitusVigil: We usually assume you're lying
 Abavus: See I expected you to say 69 times
 definenull: oh nice!
  TXC2: ah ok
 WindyDelcarlo: where the bamboo at?
 definenull: takenoko!
  TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago.
  LRRbot: New quote #9363: "I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago." —Wheeler [2025-08-02]
OVERKiLL!: mmmm pie
 definenull: PFFT
 tryllebanjo: Sick
 Technobach: I've heard the TSA loves bits
 Boon_33: Good, Canada needs more snow.
 ContingentCat: Yeah that's our Angel
 Greendrag13: Mistakes were made, and I'm very tired. But its been fun! Goodnight y'all!
  TXC2: she shipped cocaine...in minecraft
 itsaysTRUENO: play it straight? uh oh
 Wolfstrike_NL: "The border...  in minecraft"  As they say nowadays
  TXC2: so long Greendrag13  sleep well
 malsareus: she could just frame you Wheeler
 nyoomgoom: in minecraft and also fortnite
 PhorrestGaze: jokes or jail, what's it gonna be?
 Boon_33: She can suprise them with a movie into monologue, feds can't handle hollywood.
 HadesLeprechaun: Tang Garden is real good (bit late, just wanted to chime in)
 tryllebanjo: In Canadian prisons, you're forcefed poutine - with subpar gravy!
 PsychoI3oy: how do you grow Tang?
 PsychoI3oy: are the trees orange?
 ContingentCat: Ouch
 youcantlistentobuttons: is riichi like calling Uno?
 ExachixKitsune: oooooh Toitoi
 type_variable: @youcantlistentobuttons yes
  TXC2: "i'm working in real estate now" is the nadir
 malsareus: me
 TacitusVigil: Oh, almost famous, like that movie: Ghostbusters.
 Andromeda7747: the true path to fame is streaming mahjong soul
 itsaysTRUENO: fame solves so many problems 
 superdude097: @youcantlistentobuttons Your hand is still all hidden and you're 1 tile away from a winning hand
 WindyDelcarlo: These draws are not where it's at
  corianderd: i believe him
 definenull: rip
 ExachixKitsune: Oh No
 nyoomgoom: oh god
 itsaysTRUENO: Nightmare
  TXC2: oh that's cursed
 hidingbox: that's not good
 quton: oof
 nyoomgoom: scary world
 MTigress: wheee
 drewm1022: It was James.
 Boon_33: They want you're lucky charms.
 youcantlistentobuttons: thanks!
 SirMorek: angel already knows
 TehAmelie: but think of all he good you can do by leveraging that fame
 Wolfstrike_NL: Se, that's 110% believable
 SnackPak_: known bush hider Angel
 nyoomgoom: cursed phrases
 drewm1022: Lol Wheeler can't help himself.
 TheBattleOfHastings: What have I done?
 type_variable: dig up wheeler! dig up!
 ThorSokar: LuL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: such good cousins
 WindyDelcarlo: Why does the 5 have a tiny dot on it? Has that been there thee whole time?
 itsaysTRUENO: Wheeler making Jack white seem well adjusted
 definenull: you're playing mahjong soul, what did you expect
 nyoomgoom: oh a raccoon girl. raccs on raccs on raccs
 type_variable: @WindyDelcarlo 4 of the 5s are dora tiles that are worth more
 TehAmelie: the dot is for color blind players?
  TXC2: they're all bosomy 
 youcantlistentobuttons: oh like starwars!
 Boon_33: So, which one of you fell in love with aviator shades first?
 ExachixKitsune: very Han-dy
 ContingentCat: Oh no
 definenull: again?!?
  TXC2: oh right, there are male characters 
 WindyDelcarlo: Yeah I remembered the red 5 and thought it was just Red instead of also having a dot. Color blind probably makes sense
 definenull: it might be close
 Rytthigar: I know nothing about Mahjong. Why does (Wh)eeler have his won tile? Rigged?
 Mazrae: I have absolutely no idea what's happening in this game
 definenull: *groan*
 m33pn8r: @itsaysTRUENO That's an amazing insult
 TehAmelie: @definenull same
 drewm1022: @Mazrae Yup.
 Thagnok: The age of consent in Japan changed in June.
  corianderd: pro mode
  corianderd: is there a no HUD version?
  TXC2: knowing what's happening in a game of mahjong is how we find witches 
 TehAmelie: i meant to agree with Mazrae but well that too
 m33pn8r: @m33pn8r also obv in jest
 Abavus: It turns the tiles into jello?
 ExachixKitsune: I only really need it for the characters
 drewm1022: To be fair, I imagine Magic is equally inscrutable.
 Thagnok: But now I want Lasagne.
  corianderd: who is lasagna?
 superdude097: Took me a sec, but that's a fire line
 PsychoI3oy: I pronunciate the g in lasagne
 TehAmelie: if you can read these cards do they explain themselves?
 drewm1022: Good counterpoint.
 eggmojiithealchemist: is pronunciate a word?
  TXC2: shoudln't it be more of a Z then a G in lasagne ?
 definenull: oops
OVERKiLL!: 🐲
 WindyDelcarlo: Uh huh
 hidingbox: And on that note
 definenull: I think that's all the time we have for mahjong \lh
 eggmojiithealchemist: I have 2 tournament matches in an hour so I'm considering this my warmup
 PsychoI3oy: 
 WindyDelcarlo: And now time for me to bed
  corianderd: nighty night
 definenull:  it was a time
 TehAmelie: it was enjoyable
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler and Angel
 itsaysTRUENO: it was lit
 RockPusher: Thank you Angel. Thank you Wheeler. 
 youcantlistentobuttons: whats up next?
 drewm1022: Pellucid clear gameplay.
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream (of consciousness) you two 
 type_variable: thanks team
 LunaticPandoraVIII: You two are the absolute best 👌
 Marvoleath: !next
 MrQBear: With the Sensual Schemer
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Sub-A-Thon Overnight at Sat 02:00 AM PDT (8s from now).
 Peter_Chordash: Classic 
 richard_ermen: A true Alabama experience.
 insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone. 
 tryllebanjo: Thank you!
 Boon_33: redacted comments
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 CAKHost: Thank you for your services, Angel and Wheeler! o7
OVERKiLL!: TTBB
 nyoomgoom: the philly cheesesteak lovers lets gooooo
 TacitusVigil: [Wheeler was not asked back]
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Sub-A-Thon Overnight at Sat 02:00 AM PDT (11s ago).
 Mr_Horrible: get this man a pillow and a glass of warm milk, STAT
 definenull: its the final sims
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 WindyDelcarlo: _chrono trigger_, you say
 eggmojiithealchemist: what a weeb
 MrQBear: Slippery Screamer, got it
 drewm1022: REMEMBER.  The AC control is on the remote on the wall.
 TacitusVigil: Many thanks to Angel, aka the Sensual Schemer.
 WindyDelcarlo: Gonna be watching the vod of _thhat_ for sure
 superdude097: Benjamin "Sentual "Slippery Streamer" Schemer" Wheeler
 eggmojiithealchemist: James "Weeaboo" Turner
 Boon_33: Can't remember that, we have monologues we're saving for later.
 Peter_Chordash: Thanks, Sentual Schemer 
 Thagnok: Laters
 Mr_Horrible: good night and god bless 
OVERKiLL!: CYOA
 definenull:  good night and get home safe!
 LunaticPandoraVIII: I will never forget the Slippery Sensual Schemer
 Boon_33: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 itsaysTRUENO: Godspeed, weary traveler
 voren_chalco: Perfect cut
 drewm1022: Demonstrably a fairy.
 Summerlithi: Wheeler rocking his grandma cardigan
  TXC2: Sims!
OVERKiLL!: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
 definenull: ofc we go back to sims!wheeler being flirty
 nyoomgoom: we've got break screen audio but not sims audio
 Wolfstrike_NL: No Patch tonight
 Summerlithi: Yes, "play"
 KitteyWolf: yup no patch tonight due to ben staying home with the pets today
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben had to stay home to take care of pets
 definenull: yup that cheevo was entirely legit
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  we still have break screen music and not sims audio
 definenull: hopefully that cheevo gets cleared?
   LoadingReadyRun: hows that?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyGoldenRingCeilingCat-q-Y3jXAqKauxdzhX
 TehAmelie: from what we've seen, it won't be cleared automatically
 Wolfstrike_NL: We don't know, you figure it out!
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Nailed it
 definenull: thank you 
 CAKHost: I made sure to get every drop :3
 TehAmelie: thanks!
  TXC2: seems like we have sims Audio now
 nyoomgoom: sims audio now, thumbs up emoji
 TacitusVigil: No soup!
 drewm1022: Staring into the abyss.
 KitteyWolf: heather might die up here
 KitteyWolf: girl go inside
 TehAmelie: i wanna fez too
 definenull: oh right everyone is somehow still scared shitless
 drewm1022: Oh dam the spa is no longer foul soup.
 Summerlithi: Heather you are a vampire, stop going OUTSIDE
 CAKHost: Vibin'
  TXC2: definenull  are you not scared of Heather?
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 themercenary1987: Jordynne just vibin?
 KitteyWolf: i think jordynne got glitched again lol
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 drewm1022: Sometimes you just have to stand still and take everything in.
 nyoomgoom: ghost punch!!!
 drewm1022: And then make green glowy shit.
 NornsFelidar: can't die again
 definenull: maybe it's something with the AI and mods making them 'buffer' for longer
  TXC2: I sware I am yet to see Nelson with a shirt on in this 
 KitteyWolf: @definenull nope its just a problem with the sims sometimes. the simulation gets stuck
 KitteyWolf: i run way more mods and its about like this
 Zaghrog: Jordynne has that knack for finding their way past geometry and towards the subocean
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Zaghrog: Any patching for tonight?
 definenull: floor plates have returned 
 richard_ermen: Amazing. The roof tub is clean??
 Wolfstrike_NL: No, no patch
 definenull: morduu!
 KitteyWolf: @Zaghrog nope ben wasnt able to come in today
 richard_ermen: "Marduuuu"?
 Mazrae: Mordu!!
 drewm1022: Roof tub is no longer fungal soup.
 HadesLeprechaun: The hot tub is no longer soup?! I missed something yesterday!
 TehAmelie: the patch notes could read "everything is perfect and will stay that way forever"
 Zaghrog: Well, the place runs pretty ok
 Justherefortherewards: Wheeler is freeee
 Mazrae: The first Mordu of the night been called
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingKawaiiOysterBCouch-Q_ler94bDSizN3LJ
 Zaghrog: We're any of the burned items replaced?
 definenull: good job james!
  TXC2: right chat I'm off, see y'all for James and Crono Trigger
 KitteyWolf: @Zaghrog that has to be done manually so sadly no
 Justherefortherewards: Last night of Sims 
 definenull: nini!
 CAKHost: Oh Ben's Zoomies are kicking in!
 CAKHost: Good night!
 RockPusher: The soup was vanquished by the hand of god, however the sims are functional enough now to stop it from returning
 RockPusher: later TXC2
 definenull: oh no the bsod is still there
 KitteyWolf: @definenull sadly the chair in front of the pc is ruined so the sims cant try and fix it
 CAKHost: The Shame Can
 TacitusVigil: Out of curiosity, why has there been so much puking?
 Summerlithi: Everyone is sick
 drewm1022: I think their food is bad.
 KitteyWolf: @TacitusVigil the sims by default have a bad habit of eating rotten food instead of making new stuff
 TacitusVigil: Ah, thanks. So just like in real life!
 RockPusher:  
 Wolfstrike_NL: Creepy doll mentioned!!!!!!
 Marvoleath: !title
 drewm1022: I feel exposed.
 pn55:  
 Wolfstrike_NL: O yea, mods, can we get a stream catagory change again? 
 NornsFelidar: when Paul goes morduu he sounds so much like a real Paul
 Mazrae: Love the deep voice singing "Mordu" that is what happened right
 TehAmelie: man, clipping is hard. not only did i save a clip from about 2 minutes before the clip i thought i clipped, both the clip and the stream refused to play as long as both tabs were open
 KitteyWolf: I love that alex baths with his hat on
 RockPusher: ♫ You can leave your hat on! ♫  
 drewm1022: Just casual puking.
 TehAmelie: tfw you live with 16 peiple and you have to clean your own throw up from the toilet
 drewm1022: Being very thorough though.
 TehAmelie: just like when you live alone hoho
 Zaghrog: I suppose casual beats competitive puking
 drewm1022: That's what a casual would say.
 Summerlithi: greeeble~
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't think I've seen Nelly with a shirt on once in any of the hours I've watched any night
 Mazrae: Looks like the office has a fairly loose dress code
 Wolfstrike_NL: That toilet's having a rough time tonight
 RockPusher: Jordynne, plz
 GrassVortex: well...
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no, Jordynne!
 NornsFelidar: oh Jordynne...
 nyoomgoom: jordynne how did you get out there
 PsychoI3oy: Jordynne didn't learn from her death?
 GrassVortex: she is a ghost already, so probably can't die again? Probably
 TehAmelie: good news, trying to edit my clip into something useable caused an error that i think deleted it, so, less clutter for Jordynne
 CaptainSpam: Lotta uncomfortable sims, I see.
 Summerlithi: Got stuck in the roof this time instead of the wall, is that progress?
 Mazrae: Is she out of bounds? Is she stuck out there or can she come back by phasing through a wall
 RockPusher: TehAmelie mission failed successfully
 Noy2222: Mahjong looks sick
 NornsFelidar: Jordynne: maintaining her introvert status even after death
 Wolfstrike_NL: Jordynne loves the backrooms
 malsareus: Jordynne just wants the plushies
 Summerlithi: Did the cast make their own sism, or did someone make everyones?
 RockPusher: If Jordynne is in a noclip mood, maybe go get the unreachable plates
 Summerlithi: *sims
 NornsFelidar: @Summerlithi Ben made all of them
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi Ben (Ulmer) made all of them
 drewm1022: Dude was speaking some truth there.
 RockPusher: Ben does a lot of hard work for our amusement 
 GrassVortex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AstuteReliablePuppyResidentSleeper-lU3W-DNwxm5reuLZ
 Summerlithi: So... is this sims house how Ben sees everyone?
 RebekahWSD: Oh hell I missed the first half hour
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi Yes, with comedy purpose in mind
 RockPusher: Summerlithi think of it as a Sims version of their cHustle selves
 Zaghrog: Cameron started as a ghost
 NornsFelidar: honestly, this stream was amazing as a background during work this week 😂
 themercenary1987: ew that bed is filthy
 RebekahWSD: Anything exciting happen at the start of this day?
 themercenary1987: @NornsFelidar Fellow Uk person?
 NornsFelidar: @themercenary1987 Norway
 Wolfstrike_NL: @RebekahWSD Not really, Jordynne got herself out of bounds on the rooftop thoh
 sallomon33: Hello, I saw from the clip that Jordynne is already reliving some past trauma
 TehAmelie: The Sims doesn't allow very granular personal profiles but the character designs are pretty well thought out certainly
 Trym___: Mordu All
 themercenary1987: @NornsFelidar Ahh! Fellow European!
 drewm1022: Jordynne being out of bounds.  Seems on brand.
 RockPusher: We have had a couple enthusiastic Morduus already
 RebekahWSD: @Wolfstrike_NL AGAIN?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Again!!!
 RebekahWSD: At least she can't die...again?
 nyoomgoom: jordynne's plan to haunt the moonbase forever in its walls
 themercenary1987: I think what this stream teaches us is that Work is scary and you shouldn't live there if you want to be healthy
 nyoomgoom: oh god
 RebekahWSD: *evil voice* Morduuuu
 Technobach: How do sims decide whether to sleep under or in top of the covers
 KitteyWolf: Uh... paul?
 drewm1022: One's a nap, apparently.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Please tell me that audio glitch was on my end only
 MaddogM: Did Paul just bitcrush?
 KitteyWolf: It wasn't wolf
 drewm1022: Nope, that was all of us.
 RebekahWSD: We heard it as well
 CaptainSpam: TOILET FOCUS
 themercenary1987: We all heard Matrix Paul
 Noy2222: Have you vomited in a toilet today?
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I heard a bitcrush there, too.
 RockPusher: Good swiping Cori
 drewm1022: Gibbs?
 Summerlithi: They need to do this again for next subathon, but with Nsburg characters, or their CH selves
 RebekahWSD: NSburg characters and locations would be cool
 Shadwhawk: Aren't these kinda like their CH selves already?  Exaggerated to the point of comedy?
 DigitalSeahorse: Did they win most of the mahjong? I got distracted by NASA
 sallomon33: this Mahjong is pretty realistic ngl 
 Shadwhawk: Nsburg might be fun, though it's got such specific weirdness I'm not sure how well it'd translate to Sims
 CaptainSpam: Very terrifying night.
 drewm1022: Mostly the Soul part.
 Shadwhawk: @DigitalSeahorse What was NASA doing?
 drewm1022: Damn. Dude freaked the fuck out.
 RebekahWSD: Everyone is so scared so often
 RebekahWSD: Hopefully
 DigitalSeahorse: @Shadwhawk they docked Dragon with international space station and some astronauts were received there
 TehAmelie: nice to know NASA is still flying
 RockPusher:   
 sallomon33: huh
 RockPusher: Awoooooo!
 TehAmelie: werewolf cannot be defeated by bees, eh
 drewm1022: Whoa.
 RebekahWSD: LEt's just ignore that now lmfao
 sallomon33: was... everyone scared of the bess or Benwolf?
 NornsFelidar: woah a cliffhanger!
 RockPusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  never seen a transform before
 sephsays: oh, is it time for Ben to have the zoomies again? find out next time on!
 Thagnok: Not again.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes Again
 adept_nekomancer: Wait, she found the backrooms again?
 drewm1022: Jordynne's just like having a dart on the roof.
 RebekahWSD: Jordynne WHY
 RebekahWSD: You are a GHOST
 RebekahWSD: You can walk through walls, get back in there and...idk, do sim things
 Trym___: Wait Jardynne oob'ed again?
 sallomon33: @DigitalSeahorse you must've been unlucky then, this is not the first time that Ben has transformed while focused on
 nyoomgoom: she genuinely can walk through walls so she's probably not perma stuck
 sallomon33: and even then, she's a ghost
 sallomon33: so she can't die again
 RebekahWSD: Ghosts eat, for some reason. Might not need to, but eventually she might just go
 RebekahWSD: Ben nooo
 drewm1022: ono
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought that was Ian transforming
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleAcceptableReubenPeteZarollTie-XWJAfTNq35TA5F6t
 RebekahWSD: And Serge is trying to fix shit
 TehAmelie: she could only be stuck by script breaks. but who knows what scripts might work on the roof
 CaptainSpam: Alex is now a robutt.
 RockPusher: Awooooooo!
 tajessa: panda
 CAKHost: Need to put doggo outside
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex howls as a robot xD
 RockPusher: scaredy focused panda
 TehAmelie: ooh, a different VR game
 sallomon33: talking backwards, Beej's fav activity it seems
 CAKHost: Which of the VR games is closest to Glurp?
 TacitusVigil: Is the Panda supposed to be Pistachio?
 CAKHost: Panda is Beej's night ware
 TacitusVigil: Beej is Pistachio?!
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 sallomon33: @TacitusVigil no, that's Beej(ay's) in his Pjs
 nyoomgoom: daaaaamn lets go james
 RockPusher: 
 CaptainSpam: Werewolf Ben, having finished his zoomies, is now just vibing.
 RebekahWSD: Gettin all strong!
 TacitusVigil: @sallomon33 I'm just being silly. 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben and G enemies
 TehAmelie: James' pumping iron
 sallomon33: James specifically seems to like this machine very much
 CAKHost: @TacitusVigil Sure least go with that! 
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 RockPusher: Graham ain't having it with Ben's Awooooing ways
 Zaghrog: Vining and scaring Alex away from fixing what was broken
 NornsFelidar: James is like the least phased person in the moonbase
 Zaghrog: *Vibing
 sallomon33: @TacitusVigil ah, I see  wasn't sure cuz every overnight Sims there seem to be people asking hwo the panda is
 TehAmelie: yeeah, upgrade that plumbing
 CAKHost: As James would be to be honest XD
 TacitusVigil: @sallomon33 Ah, gotcha 
 CAKHost: "Ah crap. Ben's got the zoomies again. He better not go in Studio C..."
 sallomon33: wait, is that Serge to Kathleen or Kathleen to Serge?
 j_crane330: Is this the sims on auto pilot
 TacitusVigil: Classic Nelson
 sallomon33: the notif
 TehAmelie: now i get it, this is an AU Commodore Hustle where LRR is all in on llama jokes instead of fart jokes
 RockPusher:   
 sallomon33: oh, nice, Adam has started his spiritual journey!
 CAKHost: XD
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, The Mummy is a funny movie
 Zaghrog: Matt too!
 CAKHost: The Sims are allowed to do as they please during the night while ReaLRR are away.
 j_crane330: Peak 90s
 NornsFelidar: so hungry after zoomies
 eggmojiithealchemist: why are they all diseased
 eggmojiithealchemist: and scared
 RebekahWSD: Repair woo
 CAKHost: Don't trust that fridge...
 NornsFelidar: @eggmojiithealchemist reality of the frathouses
 CAKHost: Is the VR breaking containment?
 Shadwhawk: Bad food contributes to a lot of the illness, but the new fae stuff comes with a lot of magical afflictions.
 TehAmelie: i think last time Adam repaired the fridge it was upgraded to a two door
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe Paul was trying to fix it
 CaptainSpam: Classic Nelson, always wandering around the Moonbase in his underwear until it's time to record.
 CAKHost: Or is that a green carpet in the kitchen
 sallomon33: what was THAT music? 
 CAKHost: Sleep Walker!
 Wolfstrike_NL: The VR machine's lght has indeed been going through walls
 CAKHost: Maybe?
 sallomon33: oh a festive day
 sallomon33: sure
 Trym___: erm!
 Shadwhawk: Oh no
 RebekahWSD: OHNO
 RockPusher: wibble
 sallomon33: uh oh
 j_crane330: Oh no
 Technobach: Probably nothing
 DigitalSeahorse: Another Earthquake!
 Xan_The_Quiet: moonquake!
 TehAmelie: noo, not blaffy
 Zaghrog: 2nd earthquake
 CaptainSpam: Who built the Moonbase on a fault line?!?
 DigitalSeahorse: Moonquake*
 sallomon33: I mean, I would also be scared after a thing like this
 RockPusher: 
 RebekahWSD: Everyone freaking out and tbh, me too
 Shadwhawk: I didn't even know Sims had disasters like quakes
 adept_nekomancer: Sad earthquake
 DigitalSeahorse: moochypeachy
 sallomon33: hey, the roof looks pretty clean!
 sallomon33: nice
 malsareus: gotta say, kinda anemic for an earthquake
 Summerlithi: I think it's one of the lot challenges like the spiders
 DigitalSeahorse: yes, Wheeler and Alex both like cats
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableTangentialRadicchioShazBotstix-WGH6R3_ncTmDiSf7
 TehAmelie: the glowing blue cracks in the ground may be more concerning than the shakes
 KitteyWolf: The earthquakes are from city living
 RebekahWSD: With so many mods and possibly so many packs, I am surprised more random shit isn't infesting the plot
 KitteyWolf: Glowing cracks are 'on hallowed ground' from life&death
 sephsays: moonquake did not manage to shift Jardynne from the backrooms, though 
 sallomon33: @RebekahWSD tru! it's mostly their own incompetence that's causing the issues
 sallomon33: also the fireplace I guess, but that's also partially their incompetence
 RebekahWSD: Fire has a life of its own in the sims, I do not blame them for catching fire
 sallomon33: @TehAmelie does anyone even knwo what these are? are they connected to teh earthquake? to Wheeler's fairy stuff?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: don't ask me >_>
 Summerlithi: Who's copy of the sims is this, I ask because they seem to have all the packs
 sallomon33: shit >_>
 NornsFelidar: toilet party
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33 the glowing cracks? It's 'on hallowed ground' from life and death. You can look it up 
 DigitalSeahorse: crowded bathroom and there are fumes in there I see
 Technobach: Concert bathroom
 sallomon33: @KitteyWolf oh, so it's good? good
 DigitalSeahorse: typical college weed bathroom party
 TehAmelie: and a gushing pipe. i hope we're not headed for another five figure utilities bill
 DigitalSeahorse: except that everyone is over 30 and some are 40s
 RebekahWSD: Look, some of us are always college even as we age horribly
 DigitalSeahorse: except Jordynne whom is on the roof I think
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33  it's not good lol "Adds flickering lights, TVs randomly turning on showing static, see cold spots and occasionally a netherworld rift will show up. "
 RebekahWSD: lmfao
 Technobach: Beautiful timing
 adept_nekomancer: ghost roof nap
 TehAmelie: we may find out if ghosts can super die
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi I suspect Ben/Nicole's but could be they got a copy for the office, don't think it was mentioned yet
 RebekahWSD: Okay so she's stuck, otherwise she'd have gone to bed maybe
 DigitalSeahorse: I went to college later
 WriterRaven: How is Jordynne out there anyway? Another glitch?
 Zaghrog: Yup
 sallomon33: @KitteyWolf shit. So that might be the source of the earthquakes
 RebekahWSD: Jordynne loves finding them glitches
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33 no that's the 'quake zone' lot trait from city living that adds earthquakes
 sallomon33: Jesus christ
 KitteyWolf: They also have the 'creepy crawlies' lot trait which is why they're being attacked by buggies
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WrongAwkwardPieBudStar-l2Ya5Gcm0s2GJu_k
 TehAmelie: and the Moonbase is haunted. . .
 Wolfstrike_NL: romance festival? time for more woohoo?
 UltraVioletVodoo: just woke up, any new deaths?
 RebekahWSD: A match three game? Sweet!
 TehAmelie: seems like hard mode
 eggmojiithealchemist: @UltraVioletVodoo looks like 3, is that more than before?
 RebekahWSD: Jordynne is out of bounds again, UltraVioletVodoo so we'll see if she ultra dies
 Zaghrog: No more deaths
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 eggmojiithealchemist: Who died first?
 CAKHost: 23 Clips... that's a lot of clips 
 RebekahWSD: Camera started dead, Jordynne and Adam went night 2
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KitteyWolf: Jordynne closely followed by adam
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Zaghrog: Jordynne. Cameron started as a ghost
 CAKHost: Also I just notice the names that Twitch is giving the clips after I downloaded them. They weird
 UltraVioletVodoo: i miss the deaths by fire
 RebekahWSD: I like more living sims than dead sims
 Zaghrog: Night 2, when the fire happened, was deemed a cursed timeline
 TehAmelie: i love to use an immersive, holographic, bathroom-sized VR rig to play Match 3
 Summerlithi: to the crypt
 Zaghrog: The fireplace and night 2 were both sent to the shadow realm
 Summerlithi: ian trolling the forums
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RebekahWSD: A happy sim, love to see it!
 Zaghrog: Awoo incoming
 RebekahWSD: And a happy hot dog!
 KitteyWolf: I don't think they have lovestruck... otherwise cori could have been an eggplant
 TehAmelie: nugem goleg namsu trita, i mean, who wouldn't
 RebekahWSD: morduuuu but creepy af
 Summerlithi: nemle crinkus
 RockPusher:   
 themercenary1987: O Popsie Day to you to
 Technobach: @CAKHost It's the gfycat naming scheme of random words right?
 eggmojiithealchemist: James had a recurring nightmare. Classic!
 TehAmelie: so sims can be nude. . .in their nightmares
 themercenary1987: Yeah man, Gabu Shorsha
 Ned_Flandalorian: why is the stairwell the new place to eat
 Summerlithi: foola
 Wolfstrike_NL: Matt being helpfull and removing a plate from studio c
 themercenary1987: @TehAmelie .... or with a mod.... (memories of 2004)
 GedankenPalast_: Gesundheit
 RockPusher: Open the poop bay doors HAL
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RebekahWSD: lmfao
 Summerlithi: just smash a whole bottle into your salasd
 Wolfstrike_NL: Well done Serge
 themercenary1987: Plefa Yah man, Plefa Yah... what a philosophy
 RebekahWSD: Coffee, yes.
 TehAmelie: *HAL puts plastic wrap on the toilet bowl*
 Summerlithi: and then he doesn't east it
 WriterRaven: And then gets scared by a foul smell?
 Summerlithi: you need to bringe the food to the table with you buddy
 WriterRaven: ADHD be like
 themercenary1987: Whats terryfing about the HAL 9000 jokes is thats my name so I'm getting freaked out by all the commands...
 KitteyWolf: Fun fact! There is a theory that the Sims has a bit of a 'learned' Ai. So while you play if you always make your sims sit at the table then wash the dishes afterwards their automatic Ai will do that more often
 KitteyWolf: I am unsure how true it is
 KitteyWolf: But playing it does feel like if you always tell your Sim to wash the dishes after eating they'll start doing it by themselves
 TehAmelie: they do seem to act quite feral without guidance
 RebekahWSD: I mean, that's what happened irl, right? We're sims without guidance, waves wildly at state of world
 Technobach: I like the spooky sting that happens when a scared sim wakes up, like there's a l4d tank spawning
 CAKHost: Are they screaming because of the cold spots?
 MaddogM: @TehAmelie that's just Ben  
 DNAli3n: so, chat, what is your favorite/least favorite word? mine are indoubitably (great rythm) and moist (just feels bad to say imo)
 RockPusher: Awoooooo
 TehAmelie: well, the Moonbase is haunted
 thingo314: awoooo
 themercenary1987: NO BAD!
 sallomon33: BEN NO
 RebekahWSD: Not another bed!
 sallomon33: Bad doggie!
 themercenary1987: GET THE NEWSPAPER
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 WriterRaven sprays the wolfben with a water bottle
 TehAmelie: fun fact, moist is by far the most popular least favorite word of English speakers, especially women
 themercenary1987: @TehAmelie Whats the most popular?
 KitteyWolf: Fun fact if you have the 'spooky stuff' pack ghost's can wear a carved pumpkin on their head and get a happy moodlit
 Critterbot: Updating the stream category appears to have been forgotten.
 RockPusher: If Ben wants to destroy something make it that burned computer chair 
 TehAmelie: probably nothing certain
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: life hack: can't stand around in your own pee if you're a floating ghost
 RockPusher: sad roof puddle
 KitteyWolf: Some ghost's also get special powers. Foe example ghosts who die in a fire will start fires
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentAbrasiveEggWow-u-xzXq9q3aTUe44W
 Technobach: Jordynne going back in time
 TehAmelie: hmm and Jordynne died of starvation
 DigitalSeahorse: did she wet herself with ectoplasm?
 CAKHost: OH Jordyanne is causing those cold spots and it's freaking everyone else out!
 RoeDent89: Huh...ghost Jordynne found the bad place again?
 WriterRaven: @TehAmelie Again. =P
 CAKHost: She's planned this from the beginning!
 RoeDent89: Can ghosts die?
 KitteyWolf: @cakhost that's the hallowed grounds lot trait
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KitteyWolf: @roedent89 nope
 Ned_Flandalorian: adam demonstrating ghosts can go through walls... which makes jordynne being trapped even more silly
 RockPusher: panda
 SharktoothJack: the panda transformation gets me every time
 CAKHost: @KitteyWolf Thanks!
 TehAmelie: as to my favorite word, i made a list https://i.imgur.com/4V6sPom.png
 DigitalSeahorse: has anyone shared a bed live yet?
 KitteyWolf: @tehamelie ghost's that die from starvation get a special ability to summon food items from the netherworld into their inventory
 themercenary1987: From the site Thortful, For the UK, 77.1% of peopel chose cuddle as their favourite word
 RoeDent89: 
 KitteyWolf: @digitalseahorse I don't think anyone is in a good enough romance yet
 DNAli3n: cuddle is a good word
 themercenary1987: I think thats a cool word to have
 commentarywife: awooo
 RoeDent89: Btw watching this this week has inspired me to play this
 RockPusher: Awoooooo!
 RockPusher: Morduuuu!
 themercenary1987: Good ben, now sit!
 RockPusher: Great work Cori!  
 DigitalSeahorse:  cuddle is nice
 KitteyWolf: Matt peed himself again
 tajessa: Tharg simic!
 DigitalSeahorse: @KitteyWolf  
 nyoomgoom: @DigitalSeahorse beej and cam yesterday
 TehAmelie: way to plumb Kathleen
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlipperyAbrasiveCasetteNerfRedBlaster-ttq0MvmYyoc_orhu
 DigitalSeahorse: @nyoomgoom  
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 RockPusher: Ian in the batting cage, must be playing Like a Dragon
 KitteyWolf: @rockpusher I was just about to say!
 TacitusVigil: Same
 Ned_Flandalorian: did cam just have a conversation with the smart toilet?
 nyoomgoom: cori what the hekc
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 definenull: oh no
 KitteyWolf: Uh.   Cori?
 TehAmelie: in my headcanon, they got this 5000 dollar VR rig and only paid for the demo package of games
 CAKHost: Ian's exercising while hungry
 DNAli3n: that is one of the places to sleep
 definenull: am cori okay
 KitteyWolf: Cori might be dead
 CAKHost: Just having some floor time
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex had a convo with bathroom wall a while ago
 RockPusher: Cori exhausted from all the crimin'
 definenull: that icon for cori seemed.. ominous
 KitteyWolf: That laying position on the ground usually means they're dead...
 KitteyWolf: @definenull the llama is typically the 'broken' icon
 KitteyWolf: Cori might have died and is glitched
 DigitalSeahorse: that looks like an itchy disease whatever it is
 themercenary1987: I forgor about Greer Pandada
 definenull: uhhh "spaghetti and strawberry cake"? I hope not all at once?
 KitteyWolf: Alex is lucky today
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 nyoomgoom: alex please tell jordynne to get over here
 DigitalSeahorse: ew don't eat the floor food
 KitteyWolf: Oh I think I saw cori?
 definenull: Dang serge is shredded
 KitteyWolf: She might have just walked downstairs
 Summerlithi: she changed clothes I think she's alive
 themercenary1987: Panazoa!
 KitteyWolf: @definenull for a while they only had a pool so a lot of them got a lot of workout time trying to get clean lol
 DigitalSeahorse: definitely seen Cori alive earlier
 CAKHost: Hey chat, is there a place I can go to see the clips I have made? I wanna rename some files
 TehAmelie: Selvadoradian culture is catching on
 KitteyWolf: Yay cori didn't die. I was worried she did when she was laying outside
 themercenary1987: Someone did not like the new Snurfs movie
 DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/yourusernamehere/manager/clips
 Summerlithi: I feel like missy should be here
 DigitalSeahorse: edit that url with your username
 RockPusher: 
 KitteyWolf: @summerlithi Ben only made the folks participating in the stream (though he didnt do one for angel)
 definenull: Why do you mean? Missy's always been here, in the crypt
 definenull: (\j)
 Summerlithi: Makes sense just, you know, vampire missy would be sick
 Summerlithi: XD
 themercenary1987: @definenull she likes it there... it smells like death.....
kaziel0: Oh my goodness, we have someone cleaning! 
 Summerlithi: So when people go to sleep in the crypt they're actually just visiting missy right gotcha
 KitteyWolf: @kaziel0 yup they clean and repair now
 DigitalSeahorse: Molly is off singing somewhere outside
 DigitalSeahorse: with other guests
 KitteyWolf: The one computer can't be repaired because it was a burnt chair and sims can't automatically replace that
kaziel0: @KitteyWolf Wonders never cease! XD
 Summerlithi: heather needs to feed
 CAKHost: @DigitalSeahorse Thanks!
 TehAmelie: i'm sure Andy's there too, but on tour
 Summerlithi: paul just repairedf something
kaziel0: >.> I wonder what it would take to either just have this run overnight going forward... or just have a separate LRR Sims channel?
 KitteyWolf: I love seeing the random piles of fairy dust near the baths and hottub
 RockPusher: very dignified
 Summerlithi: oh so that's what they are
 DigitalSeahorse: @CAKHost  np
 malsareus: hmmm
 Simbionis: wait is jordynne in the walls again?
 Clockwork_Penguin: Has Jordynne clipped through another wall?
 KitteyWolf: Yes
 Summerlithi: in the roof to be specific
 TimeToFry: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  3:13 AM
 TehAmelie: theoretically she could just ghost walk back again, but
 RockPusher:   
 Mai_Andra: ♫
 GedankenPalast_:   
 malsareus: Jordynne wants to see why Graham likes going Out of Bounds so much
 Clockwork_Penguin: The editors yearn for the walls
 DigitalSeahorse: just made me think of that crapshot where everyone is taking video game damage -1HP -1HP -1HP
 Clockwork_Penguin: Holy shit the soup is gone!
 Ned_Flandalorian: how come nobody is using the fixed hot tub?
 sallomon33: @DigitalSeahorse so Minecraft Bedrock in real life? 
 DigitalSeahorse: yep
TwitchingPokki: @Ned_Flandalorian hot tub's haunted
 TehAmelie: yesterday the hot tub was loaded with sleeping people
 sallomon33: I know the crapshot you're talking about btw
 RockPusher: 
 KitteyWolf: Ben!
 GrassVortex: 
 tajessa:  
 WriterRaven: Benjamin! >_<
 WriterRaven: That scared the crap outta me.
 Piratical_tendancies:  
 TehAmelie: classic prankster
 DNAli3n: BEN! you scared me
 sallomon33: Jesus christ, I was looking at sth else and it scared me XD
 KitteyWolf: Ben you have hearing problems dont deafen kathleen
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GedankenPalast_: 
 Mai_Andra: mid-night airhorn jumpscare  
 Piratical_tendancies: I see the BSOD still hasn't been fixed
 DigitalSeahorse: and the rest of us need our ears too
 TacitusVigil: Enjoy the Smufs, indeed.
 TehAmelie: just pulling out an airhorn mid-conversation would be a sweet prank, once
aceviru: hey bot. how're the Sims this morning.
 DNAli3n: is Paus possesed?
 definenull: james is so close yet so far from fixing that PC 
 DNAli3n: Paul*
 KitteyWolf: @piratical_tendancies even though they can repair now they can't fix that one because the chair is burnt and sims can't replace burnt objects
 Zaghrog: @Piratical_tendancies The chair in front of it is ruined, preventing maintenance
 Summerlithi: pauls been posessed by creepydoll
 Piratical_tendancies: aaah
 GedankenPalast_: Who just made that death knight ass voice?
 Mai_Andra: Synchronized toilet cleaning.  "Ah, marriage."
 DigitalSeahorse: @KitteyWolf   can it be cleaned or fixed?
 KitteyWolf: @gedankenpalast_ Paul. Due to the 'on hallowed grounds' lot trait the souls of the damned occasionally come through and talk through sims
aceviru: 😴
 GedankenPalast_: Oha
 KitteyWolf: @digitalseahorse a player has to click the 'replace' button
 Summerlithi: hotdog learning to cook
 RockPusher: I wonder if somehow we broke Heather's ability to feed
 definenull: wait did the sims make their own version of iron chef?!?
 DigitalSeahorse: @KitteyWolf  
 Laurence72: Oh my goodness, I was watching TV... WITH A HOT DOG!!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KitteyWolf: @definenull yes. And it's been created in the sims 3 lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KitteyWolf: All the TV channels are in the sims 3 engine
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: ah, recursive simulations
 GedankenPalast_: There is so much little stuff and interactions in the sims....huh
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, are those GREEN mood indicators? I wonder what that means, I guess they're sick? 
 houssem037: that's no mahjon soul you silly goose
 DigitalSeahorse:  these emote is right beside the washer, remember that, self 
 DigitalSeahorse: rats?
 Summerlithi: ethey're still getting scared a lot what's cuasing it?
 TehAmelie: moonbase's haunted
 DigitalSeahorse: ghost rats?
 malsareus: moonquakes
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaahhhh nice
TwitchingPokki: why do they love sleeping in the hottub so much
 DigitalSeahorse: I miss hottub parties
 malsareus: it's warm
 Ritaspirithntr: if they keep sleeping in the hot tub somonw
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 Molator: they like to live dangerously
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 definenull: they entire body is gonna get soo wrinkly
 Summerlithi: you say that but he's dangerous cold rn
 KitteyWolf: @summerlithi earthquakes and sometimes the on hallowed grounds trait will cause cold spots and spooky things to scare the sims
 TehAmelie: what else are they gonna do, sleep in a cramped bathtub?
 definenull: LOL
 TehAmelie: haha
 definenull: what a cut
 Ritaspirithntr: *someones bound to pass out
 WriterRaven: Perfect timing.
 DigitalSeahorse: sleeping in the tub
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TwitchingPokki: that bed was too hard
 Summerlithi: i dunno about you but I couldn't sleep with people running around me screaming
 GedankenPalast_: @Summerlithi BIG same
 DigitalSeahorse: they caught Ben trying to sleep with is that Kathleen or Heather?
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 nyoomgoom: oh
 Molator: what the
 KitteyWolf: Boohoo in the air with a fairy!!
 DigitalSeahorse: now they're both fairies!
 GedankenPalast_: Öhm
 RockPusher:  
 KitteyWolf: This animation is so cute
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thagnok: Is that Wheeler and Alex?
 WriterRaven: Yup.
 Thagnok: Nawww
 TehAmelie: Alex is flying with the faeries now. unexpected!
 KitteyWolf: @digitalseahorse not both fairies. Fairies can just shrink other sims temporarily
 Ned_Flandalorian: now there's gonna be glitter everywhere
 Molator:  
 WriterRaven: Heather once again with a Mighty Need to bite someone. XD
 KitteyWolf: That woohoo animation ends with them falling out of the cloud giggles and cuddling on the floor for a moment
 PsychoI3oy: i haven't seen the gnomes move in a few nights... are they stuck or am I not understanding how they work?
 GrassVortex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousBrainyHeronPogChamp-XeDNvk_vkXoMJfvD
 KitteyWolf: @psychoi3oy gnomes are only temporarily alive
 PsychoI3oy: ah
 Summerlithi: see, jordyns fFINE don't worry about it
 Austere_Squire: Morning, all
 GedankenPalast_: "fine"
 WriterRaven: Snerps to you too, Jordynne.
 DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentSpicyFloofLitty-cARNh6b2v3H2VIG6
 Noy2222: Join the serfs!
TwitchingPokki: Can dead sims come back to life? Not that being a ghost is a bad thing I guess
 Summerlithi: yes, if you feed them ambrosia they will
 Austere_Squire: Anything up today?
 DigitalSeahorse: that was truly magical!   
 KitteyWolf: @twitchingpokki yes! Spellcasters can bring people back to life. And chefs can cook ambrosia
 DigitalSeahorse: Austere_Squire https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentSpicyFloofLitty-cARNh6b2v3H2VIG6 this happened
TwitchingPokki: Beej sleeping in his clothes in the hottub. cursed
 Molator: sleeping in a hot tub in your polo and khakis is a mood
 DigitalSeahorse: just now
 Noy2222: Hottub party!
 Summerlithi: i think beej only has one outfit
 Rasaella: @DigitalSeahorse that's amazing 
 TehAmelie: hottub, barbeque and fears
 Technobach: Who invited the Heavy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:     hottub party
 GedankenPalast_: Beej... 
 PsychoI3oy: Summerlithi no he has 3 slightly different shirts, they all just look similar
 rustenskurk: haven't watched long. but who is the hotdog?
 RebekahWSD: Cori
 DigitalSeahorse: lol falls asleep immediately
 Summerlithi: of course XD
 RebekahWSD: Ah good thing Heather and Beej are now friends! XD
 PsychoI3oy: one of them has retroreflective piping
 TehAmelie: i'm starting to think only three or maybe four people can use the hot tub cause they have no concept of moving over to make room
 sallomon33: @rustenskurk it's the closest Cori has in this game to a banana costume
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33 it's too bad they don't have lovestruck to put cori in an eggplant outfit lol
TwitchingPokki: @TehAmelie maybe if it's rotated? they seem to fill up this side first
 KazCanes: !subathon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 KitteyWolf: There's an eggplant and a peach
 Summerlithi: I think if it's against a wall they can't reach the other sides
 WriterRaven: Ian, a plate in hand, meditating - oh no wait, he's on the move.
 rustenskurk: so, again, haven't watched long, but has it just devolved into them all being miserable and deprived all the time?
 Summerlithi: they're actually doing pretty good today
 TehAmelie: no they're getting better, by getting better at fixing plumbing
TwitchingPokki: paul seems happy
 KitteyWolf: Egg https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/wm/2024/08/the-sims-4-lovestruck-eggplant.jpg
 rustenskurk: what about the ghosts? are they Runners who died?
 RebekahWSD: Yeah, they're actually uh, real good compared to first night
 WriterRaven: @rustenskurk It was that way for a while, but Ben (actual Ben) got a few mods working, so now repairs happen automatically and the SimCrew are much better about their lives.
  MrPhlip: So, I haven't been watching, anyone fill me in on why the void in the wall is filled with many packed yodae?
 RebekahWSD: Ah, no. Cameron started a ghost but is alive irl, and Jordynne and Adam died in game.
 Summerlithi: to stop people falling into the backrooms
 themercenary1987: Good lord Cori... UFC, Really?
 RebekahWSD: Because Jordynne and Adam died to the backrooms
 WriterRaven: @rustenskurk Cam started as a ghost, then Adam and Jordynne clipped into the backrooms and starved.
 RebekahWSD: So they filled the backrooms with groguuus
 rustenskurk: @WriterRaven rip
 TehAmelie: and we think Ghost Jordynne is about to super die
 RebekahWSD: Yeah, Jordynne is trapped in a new exciting backrooms, the roof
 KitteyWolf: @tehamelie at least ghost's can't die just be very unhappy
 Summerlithi: the "backroof" if you will
 rustenskurk: is this basically the next generation of cH?
 definenull: "uproom"?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NaiveTubularCoyoteKappaWealth-OKIBRbjIywkji5rD
 definenull: Team Crown Vic let's go!
 WriterRaven: @rustenskurk Some folks floated the idea of checking in on the game post-subathon, but shruggies tbh.
 badpandabear: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExcitedTemperedPeppermintDerp-cJeSJd05If67LEtl
 Summerlithi: warn of danger
 nyoomgoom: warn of danger...
 RebekahWSD: I'd love a, like once a month stream of the sims on auto
 RebekahWSD: See where it goes
 KitteyWolf: I'd love to see Ben pull up the stats for each character
 Summerlithi: ians robe XD
 Austere_Squire: Jordynne is determined to be in the wall and no one will stop her
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 definenull: Idk if that was just bad animations, but Matt def clipped through the stairs for a sec
 sallomon33: @badpandabear ooh, cool
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 RebekahWSD: Ooo icrem
 sallomon33: someone mentioned during one of the previous overnight Sims this is what fairys can do
 Summerlithi: a lot of the beds have been clawed by ben it seems
 RebekahWSD: Ben got a bit angee
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33 yup it's my new favorite woohoo animation
 Austere_Squire: Despite all his rage, he is still just a sim in a cage
 Summerlithi: gonna be honest I've never bother to experiment with the different woohoo locations
 definenull: I really hope they pull up the stats and give random "awards" to the IRL crew mario party-style
 sallomon33: @Austere_Squire #thisissodeepi'm12
 WriterRaven: Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat that's a mage.
 nyoomgoom: one bed is exploded from either gnomes or a sim breathing fire, other beds staying empty is just because mostly sims don't want to share beds w one another unless they're Particularly Close
 Wolfstrike_NL: Chat, how much did I miss in the past half hour? I found the clip(s) of Wheeler and Alex 
 Summerlithi: same ben same
TwitchingPokki: @WriterRaven Turns your water glass to fine china then pushes it off the table
 Austere_Squire: Apparently Jordynne is in another wall? @wolfstrike_nl
 WriterRaven: @Wolfstrike_NL Jordynne is on the roof, Heather and Beej are good friends now, and you saw the magic happen.
 WriterRaven: @TwitchingPokki That's the somatic component for the Summon Treats spell.
 Summerlithi: heather still hungy
 RealGamerCow: Heather is playing Wilmot again
 definenull: Oh no
 Austere_Squire: H... How did she get here?
 sallomon33: what... is this void heart thingy?
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no, Jordynne is creating fan fic
 definenull: Girl we'll get you out eventually
 KitteyWolf: @sallomon33 one of the magical ailments
 TehAmelie: hehe, the Zs came out of her butt
 PsychoI3oy: TehAmelie why does that sound like a Chuck Tingle book title
 Summerlithi: You know... i wasn't going to mention that
 definenull: Uh oh
 definenull: Is that going to be a problem for wheeler?
 TehAmelie: i dunno, Chuck mostly has stuff going into butts
 KitteyWolf: @definenull I missed it what did it say?
 Ned_Flandalorian: why is kathleen strutting instead of skulking
 definenull: Becoming overloaded with emotions?
 PsychoI3oy: hmmm, true
 Wolfstrike_NL: Iff he continues to absorb emotions he might overload
 PowrOfFriendship_: Who is the ghost sim?
 RebekahWSD: Huh
 RebekahWSD: I like this VR
 sallomon33: @definenull uh oh
 Wolfstrike_NL: @PowrOfFriendship_ Cameron, who started like that, Adam and Jordynne, who died on day 1
 PowrOfFriendship_: Oh... That's unfortunate
 sallomon33: btw due to the perspective it looks as if ben was traversins some dungeon under the sink lol
 Wolfstrike_NL: we had 10 more deaths on day 2, but that's a different timeline now
 The_Ninjurai: Did they ever figure out how to bathe?
 RebekahWSD: The fireplace was a cruel capricious being
 RebekahWSD: Yes, they bathe! Sometimes!
 DigitalSeahorse: night 2 was a fever dream
 TehAmelie: they rarely have stink clouds anymore
 Ned_Flandalorian: night 2: the bleffyning
 RebekahWSD: There is "Da Show-er Zone" Based on Da Share Zone, I think
 Inkymouse: Just a little nap
 The_Ninjurai: Did two of them die? I see two gravestones
 nyoomgoom: those are decorative
Corey Crumbcake: This is eerie. Lol
 TehAmelie: the urns had to be removed due to excessive mourning
 DigitalSeahorse: sadly 
 nyoomgoom: beej seems to have like a Theatrical or whatchamacallit trait with the way he does some idle animations sometimes
 sallomon33: @RebekahWSD ah, that's why it was written this way in the patch notes
 RebekahWSD: He broke the VR???
 RebekahWSD: Oh NO
 RebekahWSD: Ben!
 TehAmelie: wow, and immediately started fixing it
 KitteyWolf: He's fixing it lol
 DigitalSeahorse: Ben fixing with his wolf powers
 DigitalSeahorse: "ew eating roof floor food?"
 sephsays: … is Jardynne’s ectoplasm puddle growing? 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
aceviru: no, this is the Sims 😀
 The_Ninjurai: Is Ben going feral?
 Inkymouse: Serge just vibing.
 TehAmelie: he's a wolf boi
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks, Heather for taking Alex's plate for him
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben being human is more the exception then the rule almost now
 Painfully_Dyslexic: what's the ghost count at?
 TehAmelie: still just the 3
 RealGamerCow: Everyone seems perpetually scared
 Veggiekeks: looking at serge and matt i wonder if keeping everyone scared just is tech for them to move faster around
 Summerlithi: crapshot honk there for no reason
 TehAmelie: i liked the running in a panic, stopping to complain about the kitchen mess, and then running away
 Wolfstrike_NL: @RealGamerCow Everyone also keeps having nightmares
 RebekahWSD: They also do that at the stairs. Run run run walk gently on stairs run run RUN
 KitteyWolf: @realgamercow unfortunately they got scared by the house being haunted and now are just freaking eachother out and keeping it going
 DigitalSeahorse: sounded like one of them just gave the crapshots ending honk noise
 TacitusVigil: Hehe, classic Bengineering
 Wolfstrike_NL: another 9k down
 Wolfstrike_NL: we can pay bill once more
 Summerlithi: looks like they might actually run out of money for bills
 Austere_Squire: So they have figured out repairs, but no one has ever figured out repairing that computer
 TehAmelie: and here the people are running scared for some bees and junk
 KitteyWolf: @austere_squire can't get to due to ruined chair
 KitteyWolf: Ruined chair needs to be replaced by a player
 badpandabear: From what I understand, they can't sit in the burnt chair, so they can't fix the broken computer(s)
 nyoomgoom: cam seems to be in a wall
 nyoomgoom: not in the backrooms way
 TehAmelie: hey, they can reach the far edge of the tub
 Wolfstrike_NL: yea cam seemed nudged into that corner
 The_Ninjurai: So the roof is the designated trash spot?
 DigitalSeahorse: not as bad as it was
 TehAmelie: how hungry can a ghost get if she doesn't eat, but doesn't die?
 DigitalSeahorse: the soup is gone and most of the plates
 RebekahWSD: Horrible floor to do that on, Adam ghost
 definenull: I hope that when jordynne passes out she clips back through the wall, that seems to be the most probable solution
 TehAmelie: she tried that
 Summerlithi: she's passed out several times already
 GrassVortex: Ben ben having fun I see 
 Ned_Flandalorian: is ben hallucinating
 nyoomgoom: he's just having fun playing
 TehAmelie: hallucinations, VR smartphone, who can tell
 Summerlithi: IMAGINATION
 KitteyWolf: @ned_flandalorian he's playing with a doll so he's imagining
 GrassVortex: I think that is the "childish" trait which allows him to play like the kids do
 KitteyWolf: And yes cam is in the wall
 nyoomgoom: james utterly ignoring beej walking in on him lmao
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Simonark: Based on a real story.
 Ned_Flandalorian: what's the flashing icon on wheeler?
 TehAmelie: learning to play the guitar from watching Star Seek, that's new
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Booster6! (Today's storm count: 10)
 DigitalSeahorse: "Don't leave your plate on the roof again!"
 sallomon33: uhh
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks, Cori
 sallomon33: did Cori just... bug out?
 sallomon33: she was walking and then she stopped and returned to her previous position
 eggmojiithealchemist: Nelson stays winning
 Booster6: Good morning, how we doing today
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Booster6 We're finding all new spots to get stuck in 
 RollerToasta: Paul very focused on Downton Abbey.
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 TehAmelie: we're learning how indulging your impulses without any higher direction in your life leaves you ragged, worn, lonely and ruled by unresolved fears
 Phailhammer: 
 NotCainNorAbel: I think we have learned that we shouldn't live at the moonbase
 RebekahWSD: And that ghosts are scary and earthquakes exist more than they should
 badpandabear: Especially a haunted moonbase
 TacitusVigil: Are those Grogus?
 RebekahWSD: Yes
 RebekahWSD: They protect us from the backrooms
 KitteyWolf: @TacitusVigil they're "space filler"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TacitusVigil: Grogu bless us, everyone.
 NotCainNorAbel: @badpandabear moonbase's haunted
 definenull: *cut to that cH episode of Adam "showering" via bidet*
 TacitusVigil: Meej?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 KitteyWolf: Oh no
 definenull: UH OH
 Simonark: I have woken up to find this show is on TV.
 RebekahWSD: UHM
 RockPusher: Uh oh
 GrassVortex: 
 RebekahWSD: OHNO
 nyoomgoom: aaaaaa fire!!
 thingo314: uh oh
 Jillexie: Uh oj
 badpandabear: Bleffy!
 definenull: How I've missed this
 sallomon33: UH OH
 themercenary1987: NOOOOOO
 Phailhammer: 
 TehAmelie: we told you about overclocking
 Wolfstrike_NL: O NO
 Mischievous_Catgeist: How?!
 KitteyWolf: Fire alarm please save us!
 malsareus: ah the fire is back
 Dreadelicious: oh dear
 Simonark: Nelson sure never reacts
 RockPusher: Alarm
 thingo314: fire alarm!
 themercenary1987: PUT IT OUT JEEZ
 WriterRaven: Bleffy returns....
 Ritaspirithntr: going out in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!
 GrassVortex: well, Nelly is safe at least 
 thingo314: bleffy!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just stand around and watch it.
 TacitusVigil: 
 Piratical_tendancies: bleffy!
 Technobach: Nelson downloaded a fire virus
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nelson what have you done!
 definenull: BLEFFY
 RebekahWSD: Off to the bleffy zone
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dreadelicious: is this the end of the moonbase as we know it?
 themercenary1987: WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MFER BURN
 Ritaspirithntr: now we know alarms were installed
 Austere_Squire: wheeler?
 definenull: Oh no is nobody coming to douse it?
 thingo314: uhhh
 Dreadelicious: Wheeler just dissociating for a sec there
 Austere_Squire: here we go again
 themercenary1987: Seriously, noone had an extinguisher?
 RebekahWSD: Firefighter go INSIDE
 Wolfstrike_NL: BLEFFY
 Dreadelicious: welp
 PsychoI3oy: uh
 RockPusher: Firefighter c'mon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 ShadyLantern: i heard the familiar shouting and just knew what i was gonna see when i tabbed in XD
 DigitalSeahorse: not again!
 RebekahWSD: Firefighter PLEASE
 Austere_Squire: is that just a random firefighter
 themercenary1987: Hey and glitched
 TehAmelie: first day on the job eh
 KitteyWolf: Oh no Ben scared the firefighter!
 malsareus: is Ben going awoo again?
 GrassVortex: oh no, even the firefighter is getting scared...
 thingo314: firefighter you are meant to fight the fire 
 Simonark: This can't be... good, right? Just as a sign.
 Austere_Squire: ma'am, you have one job
 Critterbot: Uhm, so... like...
 themercenary1987: GO INSIDE
 Phailhammer: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamySpinelessBurritoMingLee-IvlFzOGfFMLLDgaM
 RockPusher: Hey! Jordynne is out!
 Technobach: Everyone's gonna have to live in wheelers house
 malsareus: look, if I was a firefighter and I encountered a werewolf I'd nope out too
 KitteyWolf: Ben going wolf might have broken the fire fighter
 RebekahWSD: Amazing, just needed a bit of gire
aceviru: 🔥
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 RebekahWSD: Fire even
 DigitalSeahorse: they feel safer outside the fairy house, understandable 
 Ned_Flandalorian: fire is the great liberator!
 TacitusVigil: It's Laugh-o-Tron all over again. Time to head to Brazil.
 Austere_Squire: OH NO, JORDYNNE'S IN THE BACKROOMS
 RockPusher: Okay good
 definenull: At least cam is free
  r10pez10: bapanada chat
 themercenary1987: OH thank goodness fire out
 Austere_Squire: Oh, is it out?
 GrassVortex: now to see the damage
 KitteyWolf: Fire alarm saves the day
 KitteyWolf: Now what did we lose lol
 DigitalSeahorse: oh good, time to return already
 malsareus: Ben plz
 RebekahWSD: Ben NO
 definenull: Ben....
 WriterRaven: Bad WolfBen! Someone get the hose!
 Austere_Squire: wait, was that jordynne?
 GrassVortex: that did unstuck Jordyunn, so some upside 
 Austere_Squire: did she escape?
 PsychoI3oy: so did a gnome fix the chair and now James can fix the PC?
 RebekahWSD: Nop
 KitteyWolf: @psychoi3oy different pc
 RebekahWSD: The bsod one is screwed
 PsychoI3oy: oh
 RebekahWSD: The on fire one is being fixed
 KitteyWolf: The fire didn't burn anything it looks like
 DigitalSeahorse: nothing lost but nothing fixed
 DigitalSeahorse: yet
 RebekahWSD: Jordynne oh no
 Austere_Squire: you were so close to beds, jordynne
 WriterRaven: The PC that caught fire is getting fixed though.
 RebekahWSD: At least the fire brought her outta the backroof
 RockPusher: Awooooooo!
 PsychoI3oy: tell me she's not going back
 KitteyWolf: Everyone is going to hate Ben by the end because of his wolfness
 Jogela: Love the barracks setup!
 Austere_Squire: the backrooms have a sire call and she must answer
 definenull: What's that music sting
 Austere_Squire: poor ben
 malsareus: Ben's rep is rather down huh
 RockPusher: ♫ Ben don't give a damn about his reputation ♫
 Simonark: Should we be... worried, that Ben programmed an elaborate simulator where all his coworkers and some firefighters recoil in horror at the sight of him? That seems like a talk needs to happen IRL.
 definenull: Awoo!
 KitteyWolf: @definenull ghost's can warn of danger. Adam told everyone pools are dangerous I'm pretty sure
 RebekahWSD: I thought it was just his dream to be a wolf
 Austere_Squire: RIP Goatgineering
 PsychoI3oy: I could totally see James walking by after that going "Oh, Hi ben"
 themercenary1987: Also that Ben is now universally despised in the SimHouse... Ben, are you okay?
 Austere_Squire: given the option, i'd probably also be like "hell yeah, werewolf"
 sallomon33: uh oh
 sallomon33: James and Ben no likey
 RockPusher: We think it is the awoooing and breaking stuff, actually they are just pissed off at all the fur clogging the drains in the shower lrrGEEJ
 RockPusher: * 
 RebekahWSD: I like the idea of spellcaster but have they actually uh. Spellcasted?
 Austere_Squire: i imagine he just didn't foresee the effects of his dogself breaking stuff on morale
 KitteyWolf: @rebekahwsd they can't automatically unless at a club event where 'casting spells' is one of the activities
 Austere_Squire: Kathleen. Kathleen, what are you doing?
 badpandabear: @RockPusher It's really the plumming bills that are bankrupting them
 RockPusher: Kathleen bring in the trash
 RebekahWSD: Awww, that's unfortunate
 SquareDotCube: What? The trash bin was right there...
 PsychoI3oy: I haven't been watching closely, are those with jobs still going to them?
 Technobach: I think I've only ever seen Ian sleep on that couch
 RebekahWSD: Generally
 RebekahWSD: They seem to try and job
 sallomon33: wait, Ben has 'archaelogical renown'?
 Austere_Squire: well, ben continues to impress the archaeological society
 Ned_Flandalorian: all the bones he digs up
 definenull: Mist be all the digging in awoo mode
 TehAmelie: nani?
 sallomon33: ah, right
 WriterRaven: shamble panda
 badpandabear: Cori's still enjoying her life of crime
 PsychoI3oy: k
 definenull: I wouldn't call "always returning from work very angry" enjoying tho
 TehAmelie: the crime life is hard
 RebekahWSD: And her own coworker stole from her so, yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: AL-X goes BOO! 
 Dreadelicious: Serge pondering the Gnomes
 Austere_Squire: his Soul's Journey?
 Austere_Squire: did Alex join a cult? or die?
 KitteyWolf: @rebekahwsd Robin banks (the burglar's real name) is a solo op while corinsorks for the mob
ghyllnox: So, anybody died tonight?
 WriterRaven: Nope!
 TacitusVigil: @Austere_Squire Nah, it's just Dark Souls.
 WriterRaven: There was a fire though.
 KitteyWolf: @austere_squire nope that's something everyone has
 richard_ermen: Not yet
 RebekahWSD: I'll still pretend they're coworkers!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ghyllnox: Wow, even with a fire, that's impressive
 Austere_Squire: Serge, you're all naked, why are you screaming
 Wolfstrike_NL: @ghyllnox No, we've had jordynne stuck for 2h, but thanks to Nelson putting a pc on fire, she got out
 WriterRaven: @ghyllnox There was a fire alarm so it was resolved fairly quickly.
  r10pez10: task failed successfully
 Austere_Squire: i hate when i have a full
 KitteyWolf: A Sim works towards their souls journey by fulfilling wants and bucket list items. After they die if they complete the journey they can reincarnate
 Wolfstrike_NL: The firefighter did not enter the building, but the fire did go out
 WriterRaven: I suspect Serge got sick.
 definenull: Inb4 nelly somehow sets the toilet on fire too
 Veggiekeks: paul backseating the toilet fix
 themercenary1987: erm that computer is smoking...
 definenull: He's supervising!
ghyllnox: The roof is also looking better
ghyllnox: Not perfect, but...
 Austere_Squire: wheeler is crying and trying to fix the sink
 Wolfstrike_NL: Paul teaching how to delay Windows updates
 josh___something: The roof merely a few pieces of refuse now!
 Austere_Squire: must change from my daytime hotdog suit to my sleeping hotdog suit
 definenull: a hotdog for every season!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 CAKHost: It's a brand new day... Time to Yell at the Toilet
 CAKHost: XD
 definenull: Have you yelled at your toilet today, chat?
 CAKHost: Okay so that toilet is connected to HAL!
 RebekahWSD: Oh does the fancy toilet clean itself when not broken?
 DigitalSeahorse: proud at himself for taking out garbage
 CAKHost: I thought that's what it was
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 nyoomgoom: woooahhh
 badpandabear: This is HAL's job before controlling a spaceship
 CAKHost: That explains so much! D8
 definenull: I can see how HAL turned evil
 Wolfstrike_NL: UHM
 josh___something: Why was ghost adam corporeal?
 nyoomgoom: interesting
 Wolfstrike_NL: Adam turned person!
 WriterRaven: Darn, I missed it.
 TehAmelie: startled so bad his soul entered his body
 definenull: 
 CAKHost: Petition to name the Bidet at the Moonbase HAL 
 GrassVortex: looks like Wheeler is flirting with everyone 
 Snowcookies: Wheeler seems to be getting around...
 CAKHost: That's just what Fae do
 definenull: I mean that's one way to absorb strong emotions from people
 Wolfstrike_NL: @WriterRaven https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IronicObedientIcecreamKappaRoss-GS5lNVzI6oaKvycA
 WriterRaven: tyty
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Morning Chat, and what shenanigans have the LRR Sims gotten up to this last night of Overnight Sims?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Booster6: @FromBrainToKeyboard a computer caught fire and wolf ben scared the fireman
 TehAmelie: and just now Jordynne and Wheeler got it on
 CAKHost: @FromBrainToKeyboard Flomps have occurred: https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/twitch-clips-thumbnails-prod/WrongAwkwardPieBudStar-l2Ya5Gcm0s2GJu_k/1df00310-0360-4825-8d83-e24af2f5f225/preview.jpg
 GrassVortex: and Wheeler and Alex earlier as well
 WriterRaven: @FromBrainToKeyboard A good bit of flirting, a small fire, and Adam briefly rematerialising.
 CAKHost: Wait I think that didn't work....
aceviru: what I'm getting from the Sims is that everyone eepy
 WriterRaven: Oh, and Jordynne got onto the backroof.
 nyoomgoom: the small fire was quickly put out and actually helped the situation because it got jordynne unstuck from the roof
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WrongAwkwardPieBudStar-l2Ya5Gcm0s2GJu_k
 CAKHost: I still new to clips... My Switch can only train me so far...!
 TehAmelie: and everyone's scared and tense all the time
 Wolfstrike_NL: @nyoomgoom and cameron out of the wall
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ah, interesting things. I'm surprised someone actually managed to call the fire dept this time, compared to the cursed night we do not speak of. 😂
 nyoomgoom: @Wolfstrike_NL excellent
 nyoomgoom: yeah this time there's a fire alarm installed
 josh___something: Adam chilled in the the hot tub so hard he became briefly corporeal
 KitteyWolf: @frombraintokeyboard fire alarms are a beautiful thing lol
 WriterRaven: @FromBrainToKeyboard Oh, you mean the night they summoned Bleffy the Friendly Fire Demon? =P
 TehAmelie: did anyone come beside the one unequipped firefighter who got scared?
 CAKHost: Again, 20 Sims can be 1 functional Sim. It just takes a LOT of RNG XD
 Wolfstrike_NL: firefighters are useless tho  As they just stood around outside
 Snowcookies: BLeffy can't hurt us, he lives in the time vortex now
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @KitteyWolf Indeed lol
 KitteyWolf: @tehamelie two firefighters usually show up so the other one went inside to put the fire out
 TehAmelie: brilliant
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Kathleen: "Behold! Sink!"
 Mai_Andra: Grillin'!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @KitteyWolf aaa okay, that must have all happened offf screen then 
 PsychoI3oy: dang, wanted to see what the pci card was talking about 'bottles of'
 definenull: Jordynne tempting fate yet again
 TehAmelie: also someone said bleffy when there was an earthquake so it probably just means watch out
 Astramentha: aaaahhhhhh
 nyoomgoom: lol alex got positive relationship out of the screaming, paul got negative
 definenull: That interaction was very shaggy-scooby coded
 TehAmelie: the macabre trait in action
 Wolfstrike_NL: it was a +-  and then a -+
 PsychoI3oy: mmm floorgers
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingCredulousWoodcockSwiftRage-t1fYdVMnSH9WsC_J
 WriterRaven: Ok chat, I gotta go bed. Don't burn the house down. =P
 definenull: That's not up to us 
 Snowcookies: it's okay, it'll be recorded and monetized if we do 
 WriterRaven: #Content =P
 FromBrainToKeyboard: That would certainly be quite the ending
 TacitusVigil: I wonder if LRR should just run this every night after streams...
 sallomon33: @TacitusVigil I mean, if their equipment allows this, why not
 definenull: Or if someone has to cancel their stream last minute, this could be on standby
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilyBovineVultureRedCoat-RN4Ic0giZ_6ChSs1
 Snowcookies: The only problem would be going live notifications not happening cos streams are too close to each other in time
 Sudobyte: good mordou, everyone
 Wolfstrike_NL: Their janitor might have some fun with it 
 CAKHost: Mordou you, friend! 
 josh___something: I see the pool remains the best sleeping spot
 Snowcookies: mordu
 FromBrainToKeyboard: As  a standby could be good
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Mordu
 CAKHost: Is that the only normal toilet left?
 Austere_Squire: how's cursed toilet doing?
 CAKHost: I haven't seem bat toilet in a while
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @josh___something The jacuzzi is warm, nice and comfy, just like a bed
 definenull: Are any toilets in the moonbase normal, really?
 josh___something: do we know why half the crew is perpetually terrifed at any given moment?
 Austere_Squire: ghost bath
 Summerlithi: I think the HAL toilet is like that because that's the bathroom with the japanese bidet seat
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cam and Jordynne still remain ghost while in the pool at least
 Spolin: @josh___something probably the ghosts
 KitteyWolf: @josh___something there is a tv thats on static and when they see it it scares them i believe. since its from the hollowed grounds lot trait
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 DigitalSeahorse:   spooptub
 CAKHost: @definenull Normal in that it looks like how you think a toilet looks. All Simbase toilets are haunted naturally! 
 KitteyWolf: and then as people become not-scared the other still-scared people scare the others again
 KitteyWolf: UH
 nyoomgoom: oh
 GrassVortex: D:
 RebekahWSD: WHAT
 sallomon33: uh oh
 CAKHost: WOW
 josh___something: A DEATH!!!!
 TehAmelie: unexpected
 Austere_Squire: Did.... did Cori die?
 Wolfstrike_NL: !!!!
 themercenary1987: RIP Cori
 Thagnok: What just happened?
 josh___something: Let's goooo!
 Piratical_tendancies: electrocution!?
 KitteyWolf: cori just died of electricution?
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 RockPusher: 
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh no
 SandraAustin: 
 Summerlithi: got struck by lightning
 Austere_Squire: of electrocution? near no electronics?
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Thagnok: Clip it!
 Zaghrog: Vengeful deity
 definenull: Rip
 RockPusher: 
 Austere_Squire: Nelly, why are you still just eating?
 themercenary1987: Water and Repair...
 Zaghrog: Achievement popped
 DigitalSeahorse: what electrocuted her?
 Snowcookies: Rip Cori
 TehAmelie: smited on the rooftop
 Austere_Squire: Nelly didn't even pause
 RockPusher: TTSFry Cori 
 nyoomgoom: straight up got struck by lightning
 DigitalSeahorse:    F
 TehAmelie: maybe she was robbing Olympus
 RockPusher:    
 Ned_Flandalorian: was that for all the stealing?
 DigitalSeahorse: she peeved Zeus?
 Piratical_tendancies: did she steal fire from the gods?
 GrassVortex: welp, looks like we are about to get a misery spiral again, as the urn will cause people to cry
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallDarkWeaselDBstyle-mZRmNO_BqkavcgQB
 Austere_Squire: Heather will never recover
 Summerlithi: Grim just coming down the stairs like its nothing
 RockPusher: Well, Heather can get back to her favourite passtime I guess
 CAKHost: If Cori comes back as a ghost, she'll be an electric type. That's...probably fine for the Simbase, right?
 sallomon33: Heather is going to mourn all day once again 
 josh___something: Oh no, that's a high traffic area. We might get grief-locked again
 CAKHost: Oh no! XD
 nyoomgoom: james is aurafarming again
 sallomon33: James has been cornered by our Gnomasters
 josh___something: the very picture of terror
 KitteyWolf: you can see james is standing waitin for serge to come yell at him
 Austere_Squire: she's already talking about death
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KitteyWolf: thats why serge's portrait was in james's task list
 Austere_Squire: Adam and Serge
 definenull: Ohh myyyy
 KitteyWolf: serge and adam are woohooing!
 thingo314: oh my
 RockPusher: KitteyWolf it was a TODO list
 josh___something: Congrats on Adam an Serge's romantic endeavors
 KitteyWolf: they do say that death brings life
 nyoomgoom: james has to wait for serge to get done getting down before serge can get around to yelling
 Summerlithi: there were two woohoo notifications
 nyoomgoom: lmaooooo
 Summerlithi: wonder who the other one was
 RebekahWSD: Fucking lol
 Sudobyte: oh, did someone die?
 TehAmelie: [splashing in the bath sadly]
 Austere_Squire: Cori is dead and you're all sleeping
 josh___something: Just the hot tub sleep party XD
 Ned_Flandalorian: the zzz tub
 voren_chalco: All hail the hypno-pool
 Mai_Andra: party in your 40s
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitSpunkyLobsterYouDontSay-wx_uBImnQke5Cb-F
 DigitalSeahorse: this time it was Adam and Serge?
 CAKHost: XD
 KitteyWolf: @Summerlithi one for each sim most likely.
 Summerlithi: there were two notifications but one was hidden behind the ither
 Summerlithi: oh yeah possibly
 Wolfstrike_NL: one being Serge and Adam, the other Adam and Serge
 KitteyWolf: "adam and serge" and "serge and adam" it happens sometimes
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dreadelicious: there's a lot of very dramatic music...
 josh___something: eepy robit
 Wolfstrike_NL: I want to see Adam go into the rooftop pool again, or downstairs, to see i it happens every time he puts on swimwear
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 josh___something: Panda
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Whose sleepwear is the robot?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo, o no
 TehAmelie: the primordial ooze returns
 josh___something: soup is back
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Uh oh
 Ned_Flandalorian: serge is on it
 badpandabear: The hot tub turned to soup pretty quickly...
 Wolfstrike_NL: Pool turned soup
 Zaghrog: @FromBrainToKeyboard Alex
 RockPusher: Can Serge fix the soup
 Technobach: It's from everyone napping in the hot tub
 Summerlithi: you can poison hottubs if i remember rightly
 Summerlithi: as a parnk
 Booster6: Have any irl couples woohoo'd that we know of?
 Summerlithi: *prank
EikoandMog: EARTHQUAKE
 nyoomgoom: ough
 RebekahWSD: AGAIN??
 Inkymouse: OMG
 Molator: ahhhh
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Earthquake
 Austere_Squire: Graaaaaaaaaaaybel
 RockPusher: Serge I think managed to fix the soup in all that shaking
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Just needed to shake the soup out
 CAKHost: Zoom zoom time for Ben
EikoandMog: Wait, who are the two dead people?
 RockPusher: Soup so good it makes the Earth move
aceviru: dafuq
 Zaghrog: @Booster6 Not that I know of. It seems unlikely anyway
 Wolfstrike_NL: @EikoandMog Cameron, Adam, Jordynne, (and Cori, but she's not around for ghost stuff)
 josh___something: Hot tub unsoup-ed
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 voren_chalco: Wheeler enters. Screaming. Wheeler exits.
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @EikoandMog Cori dies, electrocuted. There hasn't been anyone else yet
 Zaghrog: @EikoandMog There are three ghosts: Cameron, Jordynne and Adam. Cori recently died, so no ghost for them yet
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to EikoandMog!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EikoandMog! (Today's storm count: 11)
 Technobach: How long does it take for a sim to get ghosted
 CommanderPulsar: @voren_chalco Sure, but what's happening with the sims?
 baltimore_667083: it’s certainly a morning-not exactly a good one
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrypticSmallKiwiAliens-4-bVBOyH51b78mQi
 Snowcookies: Sim ghosts can pop up every now and then, but the permanent ghosts were added in by Ben
 josh___something: Ghost turning into playable sims has to be done manually I think
 Zaghrog: @Technobach The real Ben needs to make a ghost Sim
 baltimore_667083: slapshoe?
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Otherwise, it's just the urn
 Inkymouse: Beej wishes for a man's romance
 CAKHost: And an Electrical type one!
 CAKHost: 8)
 Austere_Squire: did Beej just... hiss?
 baltimore_667083: or did they mean s1apsh0es
aceviru: well, they didn't catch a tsunami, but the quake still happened
 nyoomgoom: oh  hello, sharing a bed
 nyoomgoom: ANOTHER
 baltimore_667083: quake!
 spicyFerret_: Wait what electrical'd cori
 josh___something: Damn, our lot is seismically active
 TehAmelie: who would have guessed Cori would die from angering the gods? (everyone who's watched CDHC)
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh wow, that's the third one
 Molator: the moon is unstable
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is there an earhquake counter?
 Aceviru: Another one
 Technobach: Maybe the whole moonbase angered the gods
 CAKHost: Four-fet- I mean, Four earthquakes?!
 RockPusher: tally that up as an aftershock
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Fair
 Sudobyte: Who let their dugtrio roam free near the moonbase?
 Snowcookies: So Cori angered Zeus and the Moonbase angered Poseidon?
 CAKHost: At this point can we assume a volcano will erupt at some point?
 CAKHost: @Snowcookies Yes
 kalira77: The moonbase is getting too close to earth. Someone needs to deal with Majora.
 KitteyWolf: @CAKHost i dont think ben has island living or else that could happen
 CAKHost: @KitteyWolf WAIT that can happen?! D8
aceviru: dj quake-li
aceviru: another one :D
 CAKHost: Assuming again if that's installed
 KitteyWolf: yeah like earthquakes theres a trait called vocanic activity
 Inkymouse: splishy splashy
dwarvensalt: It's a miracle that they're all still alive XD
 KitteyWolf: it shakes the screen like an earthquake then fireballs fall out of the sky. once hey've cooed you can mine them for rare resources
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ian can now watch a game livestream, at gaming level 7
 CAKHost: RIP Simbase if that ever happens, I guess!
 baltimore_667083: @kalira77 -plays the oath to order-
 FromBrainToKeyboard: James, splish splashing
 Austere_Squire: Graham, what did you do?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yall, did you level your skills enough to watch this?
 nyoomgoom: @dwarvensalt oh, they're not, cori got struck by lightning a few minutes ago
 sallomon33: !timw
 sallomon33: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:51 AM
Seana L Purvis: so I don't know if anyone's awake but I like the fact that the Sims are sleeping overnight
 Austere_Squire: oh, heather found cori
 RebekahWSD: Poor Heather
 RockPusher: There we go, Heather back at it
 FromBrainToKeyboard: The grieving begins
 Wolfstrike_NL: @LRRbot 69 more minutes of sims, nice!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliviousCautiousBeanPermaSmug-fq17YjDy8-Ru_NGi
 CAKHost: Wat
 sallomon33: I have to say, teh fact they managed to survive a fire this time probs means they're going to be fine now no matter what
 sallomon33: well, unless they get electrocuted I guess
aceviru: define awake
aceviru: 😴
Seana L Purvis: erm..... up, having tea, getting ready to go for a walk in the dark?
Seana L Purvis: in Arizona the Clarks never change so it's about 4:30 nearly 5:00
Seana L Purvis: clocks*
 TehAmelie: the deities may want to farm XP
 DigitalSeahorse: @CAKHost 
 Zaghrog: Awoo!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: WereBen
 josh___something: pupper time
 TehAmelie: i think the one what smote Cori was a lvl 2 deity
 RockPusher: Awooooooo!
 Austere_Squire: oh, no HAL
 badpandabear: Poor HAL
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben turning for the 8th? 9th time tonight
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ben Smash
 nyoomgoom: omg
 Dreadelicious: oh dear
 josh___something: LMAO
 KitteyWolf: serge and nelson getting freaky in the crypt
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Lol
 thingo314: serge???
 RockPusher: In the crypt 
 Dreadelicious: Serge Smash, apparently
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Austere_Squire: Serge is really having a time tonight
 Summerlithi: everyone's gettin with everyone it would seem
 josh___something: Uh...
aceviru: tea sounds nice
 Austere_Squire: Matt, do you mind
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sallomon33: what if we got freaky in the crypt 
 DragaFireHawk: James had a nightmare about getting free ear buds 
 Zaghrog: I think Serge might be the human scoring the most
 sallomon33: uhh
 DigitalSeahorse:   crypt rock
 Summerlithi: it's always the "innocent" ones
 MrsLlante: Was that Serge and Nelly in the crypt?
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Yup
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes
 commentarywife: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Chrono Trigger w/ James at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (1:03 from now).
 MrsLlante:   
 Dreadelicious: @Summerlithi the PoLLRcule
 Austere_Squire: why was nelly in the crypt?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveDependableNightingaleNononoCat-7nBncS8FwTmrnv6l
 TehAmelie: Molly must have invited them
 MrsLlante: Nelly cast Cryptic Command
 Dreadelicious: @Dreadelicious fucked that one up, but the joke still stands!
 TehAmelie: wait Missie i mean
 SquareDotCube: toilet's fixed
 TehAmelie: we decided Missie lives in the crypt
 MrsLlante: It landed
 nyoomgoom: wheeler has been sleeping for a damn long time in-game i think
 FromBrainToKeyboard: I'm surprised Wheeler isn't sleeping in his fairy house
 SquareDotCube: oh hey James got an upgrade part, shame he'll never use it
 CAKHost: Wait why is Wheeler in a bed? There's a nice fairy house outside!
aceviru: this game sure hasn't been asleep despite all of them being asleep. it's been quaking
Seana L Purvis: I don't know what quaking is, but I watch another YouTuber play The Sims and she sometimes puts up films of what happens overnight. this one's really interesting to watch.
 PsychoI3oy: I don't think I've seen anyone use the pool tonight
 PsychoI3oy: but someone was using the weight machien
 TehAmelie: maybe sleeping with all those humans have turned him human
 MrsLlante: James was lifting earlier
 Austere_Squire: you're at a toilet?
 CAKHost: Oh Nelly
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe he swapping being fairy with Alex when they woohooed?
 TehAmelie: the toilet was dirty, better to poop my pants
 DigitalSeahorse: no wait Alex still uses beds too
aceviru: earthquake
Seana L Purvis: oh, actual earthquakes in game? interesting
Seana L Purvis: oh, actual earthquakes in game? interesting
aceviru: there were two recent ones within the past hour
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh the fridge got fixed
 Austere_Squire: oh, the fridge is fixed
 Mai_Andra: ma beeza shivu.
 MrsLlante: why is Matt getting attacked by bees?
 CAKHost: Praise the fridge! \o/
 SquareDotCube: @Austere_Squire A dirty/broken toilet, that doesn't get resolved because whenever tries they get interrupted by something else (usually another Sim that wants to talk)
 TehAmelie: bees hate everyone
 CAKHost: Oh hey Jordyanne is free!
 CAKHost: I missed that
 Snowcookies: is Cori too out of the way to be mourned?
 Summerlithi: I BEG YOUR PARDON
 ShadyLantern: oh wow the hot tub is clean, thats nice to see
 Austere_Squire: @snowcookies nah, heather was crying about her earlier, as is heather's way
 Wolfstrike_NL: @CAKHost Nelson put a pc on fire, everyone went outside to panic, even jordynne escaped
 TehAmelie: they've cleaned it twice!
 RockPusher: CAKHost a fortuitous side-effect of the fire earlier
  Simriel: wait who is a ghost other than Cameron?
 CAKHost: Wow. Thanks, Fire! 
 MrsLlante: does it matter the stream is still saying Mahjong Soul?
 j_crane330: 
 TehAmelie: only if someone tunes in to watch some Mahjong and is disappointed
aceviru: Jordynne and Adam
aceviru: Cori seems to not be there yet
 CAKHost: It'll be fix. Probably. >.>
 FromBrainToKeyboard: It's fine, I'm sure.
 eggmojiithealchemist: what happened to Cori
 Earthenone: it will sort iteself out in an hour i suppose
 MrsLlante: just checking idk how anal twitch is these days
 TehAmelie: hubris
 Wolfstrike_NL: Struck by lightning on a sunny day
 Zaghrog: Vengeful deity smote Cori
 MrsLlante: Cori was electrocuted
 eggmojiithealchemist: Oh no
 MrsLlante: Sizzle and pop
 MrsLlante: Toasty Hotdog
 Wolfstrike_NL: @eggmojiithealchemist https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallDarkWeaselDBstyle-mZRmNO_BqkavcgQB
aceviru: maybe if they leave ice keem out, she'll be summoned
 Zaghrog: Cori stepped up to the roof and BAM
 TehAmelie: struck by lightning on a sunny day, on a crowded rooftop. the gods do make themselves known in this world
 CAKHost: @Wolfstrike_NL I was getting the link XD
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MrsLlante: ive never had sims be so constantly terrified
 definenull: That hotdog costume made her stand out juuust enough
 nyoomgoom: i think these two were considering using the crypt
 Simonark: If you happened to be playing something else in another window, this is just a window of bloodcurdling screams?
  Simriel: oh right yeah jordynne and Adam died to Staircase
  Simriel: So did Kathleen become a Vampire or does she just prefer Crypt?
aceviru: cori seems to have had an electrifying encounter. shocking, I know
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Accurate
 Austere_Squire: yes
 Austere_Squire: all the time
 MrsLlante: yeah, hard to fall asleep to!
 Simonark: It really makes the new Against the Storm expansion stand out tonally.
 Zaghrog: Yeah, the LRRSim moonrise is actually haunted
 DigitalSeahorse:  yup  
 sallomon33: @Simonark yes, indeed
 MousseFilledCat: any deaths overnight?
 MrsLlante: just constantly screaming and now Ben howling and carrying on 
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SolidSeductiveOctopusNinjaGrumpy-ZvLBN2Br3XMB76Wu
 Simonark: These people don't like their new bat neighbours
 DigitalSeahorse: Cori got struck by lightning
 CAKHost: Is Kathleen a ghoul?
 j_crane330: So who's not freaking out
 badpandabear: I think Kathleen's just a goth
 Zaghrog: @MousseFilledCat Cori was struck by a vengeful deity, lightning from a clear sky electrocuted her
 CAKHost: Fair! XD
aceviru: I don't think she's a vampire
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
aceviru: I think that's just part of her traits
 MousseFilledCat: @zaghrog rough
 Zaghrog: Vengeful deities are
 sallomon33: @Zaghrog wait, it wasn't even nay device? just lightning from the sky?
 MousseFilledCat: I appreciate the ghosts
 TehAmelie: the popup mentioned a vengeful deity
 sallomon33: oh
 nyoomgoom: that's sims whimsy for ya
 sallomon33: oofa doofa then
 RockPusher: The popup was the Vengeful Deity cheevo
 Zaghrog: Yeah, achievement popped for that
 definenull: * angry stomps *
  Simriel: I have never actually seen Paul run. I choose to believe his run animation in the sims is accurate
 MousseFilledCat: What did Cori do to piss off said deity?
 Noy2222: Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet! Vomit toilet!
 sephsays: Current best guess is she stole from some godly figure she probably shouldn’t have
 DigitalSeahorse: all I saw was her being electrocuted and nothing near her that would have caused it so must have been the gods
 RockPusher: Cause of death was electrocution but don't know exactly how
 DigitalSeahorse: or the rug gave a lethal dose of static
 RealGamerCow: sleepin in the hot tub, classic.
 MousseFilledCat: dude, flush!
 TehAmelie: i choose to believe the gods in the game knew about Horse Club
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Ah yes
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeacefulPrettyLemurAMPEnergyCherry-a9NJ6qwgXiSNXE-O
 DigitalSeahorse: anxiety naps tbh
aceviru: he strikes me as the kind that would watch the crew run out the building if a fire starts. and would look at the problem and extinguish it.
aceviru: just casually walk towards the fire extinguisher
 definenull: Mood
 CAKHost: I'm going to have my hands full backing up these clips. Looking forward to it!
 MousseFilledCat: wake up, time for your morning hot tub
 definenull: Let's go Adam! Getting huge
 TehAmelie: showing off your muscles is a high level skill?
 RockPusher: Adam can show off muscles. Story checks out.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Adam's so swole!
 nyoomgoom: it apparently is possible to simply get struck by lightning in this game but there are other potential contributing factors to increase odds of lightning
 CAKHost: I still think Cori's anger was just getting too great for her body
 nyoomgoom: also "vengeful deity" apparently had nothing to do with it. that's just "have 10 of your sims die by unnatural means"
 TehAmelie: pooey
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe her being a hotdog increased the microwave factor of poor lightning luck 
 Wolfstrike_NL: uhm, we should have heather pov now, but instead follow paul
 RealGamerCow: oh, Jordynne got out of the walL!
 CAKHost: @DigitalSeahorse It all makes sense!
 badpandabear: Sometimes the script that switches sims gets confused
 CAKHost: Thanks to the fire!
 DigitalSeahorse: @CAKHost   yes, god decided to nuke her
 CAKHost: Do the Sims just never clean up the pixie dust?
 definenull: Ruude Matt, Adam was there first 
 CAKHost: @DigitalSeahorse 8D
 DigitalSeahorse: is that a pile of pixie dust?
 MousseFilledCat: the corporal need to pee wins
 RockPusher: Superb work Wheeler
 Wolfstrike_NL: Getting closer to being able to pay the bills twice more
 DigitalSeahorse:  the toilet is right there
 CAKHost: At least i thought that's what those small, white-ish dots are. I might be wrong
 Wolfstrike_NL: But we're not getting billed often enough, so funds should last
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 definenull: Where's cor-urn, btw?
 DigitalSeahorse:  aww she's sad
 Wolfstrike_NL: roofftop
 CAKHost: TV's haunted
 Mai_Andra: ajony!
 Wolfstrike_NL: "yes"
 DragaFireHawk: yes
 DigitalSeahorse: wait are those a bunch of yodas outside?
 DigitalSeahorse: under the stairs
 Ned_Flandalorian: pay no attention to the yodas under the stairs
 nyoomgoom: they're in the wall to prevent sims clipping in there like adam and jordynne did night 1
 DigitalSeahorse: I never noticed before
 MousseFilledCat: This place does seem like hell to actually live in
 MerrimanLyon: They're guarding the backrooms
 Zaghrog: @DigitalSeahorse To prevent Sims from phasing through the stairs and getting stuck
 DigitalSeahorse: glad someone is
 MousseFilledCat: @nyoomgoom is that how they died?
 PsychoI3oy: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @Zaghrog  
 Ned_Flandalorian: paul said the thing!
 nyoomgoom: @MousseFilledCat yea they were stuck in there and starved
 RockPusher: Heather complains about plate, picks up plate, puts plate right back again. Good work Heather
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleanKnottyOstrichOSfrog-SvfRc8tq2UZh0xGr
 DigitalSeahorse: eepy obot
 nyoomgoom: @nyoomgoom or, to clarify, adam was stuck in the one with the baby yodas. jordynne was stuck in a different wall
 CAKHost: OH that's what those are!
 nyoomgoom: ohhhh my
 MousseFilledCat: oooooo!
 Ned_Flandalorian: damn serge
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Yes, they are Gorgu statues
 RockPusher: Tubthumping
 MousseFilledCat: who is having this romance?
 DigitalSeahorse: who else
 Ned_Flandalorian: adam
 DigitalSeahorse: Serge and Matt
 RockPusher: panda
 definenull: Uhh were they....
 DigitalSeahorse: no wait that's Matt
 marshallade: was it graham?
Tantusar: "a bleak nightmare about achieving everything he wanted in life" poor james
 DigitalSeahorse: who else has red hair and is thin?
 Piratical_tendancies: ooh veteran werewolf
 RockPusher: Ian does not approve of Ben's awooooo ways
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlitheObliqueMetalBrokeBack-6I_0mNSdEVUfj97E
 Snowcookies: the sims really do woohoo whereever they want huh
 definenull: Adam y
 MousseFilledCat: I feel like we need some time to just see the lrr crew react to the best clips
 marshallade: oh yeah it was ghost adam looking redhaired
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 Snowcookies: Paul and Ben hate each other 
 josh___something: Ben and paul now despise each other XD
 definenull: Oh wait nvm I guess the hot tub must have been exhausting
 RockPusher: I do wonder how the game is meant to work if the werewolves just piss people off
 badpandabear: Seems like everyone despises Ben now
 Snowcookies: Any sim not get any woohooing yet?
 ryuhimora: lol the stream game wasn't updated
 sallomon33: ayup
 vingris_: Just got here. Looks like somebody died today?
 sallomon33: still mahjonging
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm still confused who that is cause Matt was sleeping at same time but it really looks like the same person
 sallomon33: @vingris_ cori, from divine punishment
 cryptidsamoyed: graham probs
 badpandabear: Cori died to surprise electrocution
 marshallade: @DigitalSeahorse it was adam, he was just vaguely reddish at the time
 Wolfstrike_NL: @DigitalSeahorse It was Adam
 RockPusher: Morduuu!
 Summerlithi: morduuu
 RebekahWSD: Mordu!
 MerrimanLyon: Mordu, everyone! Mordu!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @vingris_ https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallDarkWeaselDBstyle-mZRmNO_BqkavcgQB
 Ned_Flandalorian: heather's having a bad time as a vampire who can't bite
 MousseFilledCat: Adam and Serge is not the romance I would have expected.
 nyoomgoom: come to think of it, the notification only pops for the *first* time sims get together, established  pairs could be woohooing multiple times offscreen with no indication lmao
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Mordu!
 DigitalSeahorse: Adam is still a ghost
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @MousseFilledCat That's the second time for those two tonight
 TheMerricat: Just waking up chat. Looks like the crew has still failed to burn down the moonbase. 
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Plus Serge and Nelly in the crypt
 DNAli3n: who is in the panda costume anyway?
 Ned_Flandalorian: seeing a panda fix a tv is new
 Jillexie: @Wolfstrike_NL Did... did Cori anger Zeus?
 badpandabear: Beej is the panda
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @TheMerricat There was a small fire, that the firemen showed up to
 DigitalSeahorse: the other ghosts look like ghosts in hottub
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Jillexie Cori worked as a burglarr, it probally stemmed from that
 ryuhimora: tinnitus computer still extant
Rebb: This is either the best or worst moment to tune into overnight Sims for the first time
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess they look human again when woohoo only?
 sallomon33: @FromBrainToKeyboard and then it didn't change amything lol, tehy just stood panicked outside for a moment
 definenull: that sorta makes sense from a... logistical POV
 nyoomgoom: @ryuhimora nobody can fix it because they need to sit in the chair to do so, and the chair is too exploded to use
 marshallade: I watched the cilp again and he doesn't look that human, the light is just weird
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @DigitalSeahorse Adam wasn't woohoo-ing the first time he became corporeal in the hot tub
 Zaghrog: @ryuhimora It would require the real Ben to fix, as the burnt chair at it prevents the Sims from fixing it
 Wolfstrike_NL: @DigitalSeahorse https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IronicObedientIcecreamKappaRoss-GS5lNVzI6oaKvycA
aceviru: eh, little bit of a, little bit of b.
aceviru: they've had to fix stuff along the way
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm looking at the same thing
 Ned_Flandalorian: *eats angrily*
 RockPusher: Podcast time
 Wolfstrike_NL: Welcome at grubtalk, with Ben and Serge
 RockPusher: Serge learned a funny!
 badpandabear: It's funny how corporeal adam still moved like a ghost
 ryuhimora: this is the best game of mahjong I've ever seen 
 sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL wait, it seems the clip shows him corporeal for longer than what we as the chat saw... huh?
 marshallade: @Wolfstrike_NL oh wow that's real weird
 sallomon33: @ryuhimora lots of souls for sure 
aceviru: so even though it's been eventful, it has been just fine overall
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah the light is weird but not like the other spoops in the hottub at the edge, very weird lighting
 atinyspacemarine: Good morning, chat
 definenull: *continued angy stomping*
Tantusar: oh no! free ear buds!
 marshallade: we found the key to resurrecting the ghosts: hot tub woohoo
 atinyspacemarine: Anything juicy from the sims overnight?
 RebekahWSD: Sim Cori died
 hyralt: good morning @atinyspacemarine
 atinyspacemarine: Ah dang
 RockPusher: The fire alarms work
 DigitalSeahorse: oh he WAS human when he got out!
 CAKHost: Fire saves Jordyanne from her Backrooms ways
 Wolfstrike_NL: @atinyspacemarine Jordynne got stuck for 2h, a fire happened, Jordynne (and Cameron who was stuck for a little bit in a wall, both got unstuck, Cori died from thunder
 TehAmelie: Cori was struck by lightning for some probably completely random reason
 RebekahWSD: Backroofs way! Ben has been angee wolf boy often
 DigitalSeahorse: Jordynne, quick, get in the hottub!
 DigitalSeahorse: become unghosted!
 sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL so... the gods punished Cori for Jordynne and Cam getting stuck in a wall it seems
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Cori too
 sallomon33: wait... can't wait for Cam to get in the hottub then
Rebb: I did hear Ben give patch notes once. Though it also doesn't help that I essentially know nothing about modern Sims, like why people are ghosts
aceviru: Adam and Jordynne are ghosts, Cori had an electrifying experience, and it's been a very shaky (earthquakes) morning
aceviru: well, I think they have expansions/mods
aceviru: so Cam was a ghost by default
 sallomon33: since we've never seen his non-ghost design
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cam and Jordynne stay ghost in the jacuzzi
 definenull: uhhh heather? what are you doing still outdoors?
 thingo314: macriiib
 sallomon33: oh
 sallomon33: that's... weird
 RebekahWSD: Heather get the fuck inside
 DigitalSeahorse: Creepy doll stayed a ghost?
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Cam has been sleeping in the hot tub, did not achieve corporeality
 RebekahWSD: You gunna burn phew
 sallomon33: why only Adam? he died the same way that Jordynne did
 atinyspacemarine: Cam gets to have a story out of a Greek tragedy, finally a ghost just to be brought back
 sallomon33: is it cuz Adam's swimwear somehow isn't compatible with ghosts?
 Spades_Slicc: Which sims is this?
aceviru: the other two died
aceviru: and cori 🤷
 Snowcookies: A few ghost sims have gone into the bath today, but didn't change to human iirc
 Wolfstrike_NL: Might have been something Ben missed, Adam still has a human body with his swimwear outit
 badpandabear: I remember reading that vampires can use vampire energy to not burn in the sun. Heather only died on night 2 because she couldn't get back inside
 Wolfstrike_NL: something along those lines
 definenull: lmao serge can't get a hint
 sallomon33: Serge is so proud of his abs lol
 definenull: i would be too tbh
 MousseFilledCat: Serge is managing to pull with those abs
 CAKHost: Look at him face
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Serge is certainly getting the most exercise
 Vindexrix: The Death Rate seems to have been better today
 definenull: hehehe 😏
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 sallomon33: @FromBrainToKeyboard I thought it was Ian who hit like lvl 7 fitness though?
 RockPusher: Nelson, plz
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @Vindexrix Oh definitely
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah we lost one and regained one
 VinylMinty: who died?
 DigitalSeahorse: Cori
 sallomon33: cori
 RealGamerCow: Nelson always seems to be in the editor mines
 VinylMinty: how??
 sallomon33: divine punishment killed her
 Wolfstrike_NL: @sallomon33 Ian was lvl 7 gaming, Adam lvl 6 fitness
 definenull: oh phew that was the VR i thought the kitchen was on fire
 RockPusher: mmmmm, delicious spaghetti and strawberry cake
 DigitalSeahorse: electrocution by unknown
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @sallomon33 Oh I wasn't talking about actual fitness 😋
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL I see
 sallomon33: must've misremembered then
 sallomon33: taht or he hit it in the doomed timeline
 RealGamerCow: there is a LOT of vomiting
 TehAmelie: Elf (the movie) was an eye opener for pasta lovers
 nyoomgoom: ok i finally remembered to look in the area jordynne was stuck: couple of baby yodas in there too
 MousseFilledCat: it’s distressing how much barf has been added to morning ablutions
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DirtyBrainyLemurLitFam-s4oOIhlSCE0U_eL-
 sallomon33: @CAKHost thanks, I missed this and it's hilarious
 sallomon33: #relatableJames
 CAKHost: @sallomon33 Half did the clip just to see what the heck happened. XD
 sallomon33: poor Heather
 Wolfstrike_NL: I wonder if James will hit the 6900 and 6969 Sub counterr later today 
 sallomon33: doomed to feel awful due to being a vamp
 Wolfstrike_NL: and surprised wheeler didn't push for it
 nyoomgoom: lol
 definenull: jordynne plz
 CAKHost: WAT
 CAKHost: XD
 TehAmelie: ghost prank!
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Boo
 RockPusher: Awww, James didn't appreciate Jordynne's goof
 Snowcookies: Jordynne does a ghost prank and then gets scared
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 definenull: uhhh
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh, was that the power?
 definenull: I thought they paid the bills?
 Nigouki: moonbase is haunted?
 MousseFilledCat: power surge?
 CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ModernKawaiiRamenDatSheffy-H8Icd7LOFRqc5kmn
 baltimore_667083: must have been
 nyoomgoom: bills have been going fine so this may be a haunting-based outage
 RockPusher: Haven't noticed a bill message, maybe natural power outage?
 DigitalSeahorse:     so dark
 RockPusher: I assume that is something that can happen along with the earthquakes
 CAKHost: Or it's Cori's Spirit's Anger manifesting?!
 nyoomgoom: this isn't the first power outage tonight but i forget when others happened
 sallomon33: @RockPusher it might be one of the hallowed ground effects
 GrassVortex: that pile of trash is popular 
 RockPusher: Who tipped over the bin
 TehAmelie: so what name should we give Cori in a can?
 badpandabear: Part of Jordynne's face was rendering as corporeal there.
 definenull: probably the earthquake?
 Summerlithi: time for TTSF it seems
 RebekahWSD: Zalgo voice
 CAKHost: Cori-n. The I is silent. 
 themercenary1987: Look at Ian, streaming Tinker Tailor like a champ!
 sephsays: Coriurnder?
 Sudobyte: CoriCander
 RockPusher:    
 CAKHost: BEES
 sallomon33: @TehAmelie Pickori. Like pickles 
 RebekahWSD: Marduuu
 themercenary1987: @Sudobyte CoriLander? A new Highlander format?
 MousseFilledCat: bath’s haunted
 sallomon33: mooorduuu
 RockPusher: Morduuuuu!
 RebekahWSD: Morduuu~
 DigitalSeahorse:  Jarred Coriander
 baltimore_667083: more dew!
 definenull: or cori's twitch name, apsa-jar?
 MousseFilledCat: C-urn-I
 RockPusher: Heather, plz
 DigitalSeahorse: Spice Jar
 TehAmelie: Frank, cause of Frank's canned hot dogs?
 DigitalSeahorse: or Jarred Spice
 sallomon33: Alex having fun in the bath
 baltimore_667083: why did that sound exactly like Alex’s normal laugh
 sallomon33: uh oh
 definenull: 
 MousseFilledCat: Cilantro
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
 sallomon33: brief quake
 RebekahWSD: ANOTHER?
 baltimore_667083: welcome to quake 3 arena
 thingo314: lots of quakes
 LostThePirate: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: Ben did an exqusite job with sim Alex' voice
 sallomon33: @Sudobyte I like this one the best
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 baltimore_667083: so many Quakes it might as well be the baseball team in Rancho Cucamonga
 JessieImproved: I think Kathleen's voice is really close too
 atinyspacemarine: Frank Herbert Brand frankfurters, the spice is right (tm)
 definenull: jeez
 TehAmelie: Cest ne pas un banan
 Summerlithi: smash cut to screams
 nyoomgoom: omg
 definenull: oh?
 cryptidsamoyed: pffft
 definenull: uhhhh
 IbunWest: 
 Snowcookies: 
 RockPusher: Pauil reading the room
 definenull: PAUL plz
 RockPusher: and then deciding no
 RockPusher: 
 atinyspacemarine: I had the thought earlier, you could use audio deep faking for the simlish (initial idea was for me) and the quickly realized how weird people would make it and decided but to follow up
 definenull: tbf eveyrone else is there too
 DigitalSeahorse: yay another hottub party
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alex?!
 DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShyWealthyMosquitoTinyFace-cBXnagXU-8yl_tyx
 IbunWest: Nelly and Alex having a normal one
 Summerlithi: nyoom
 definenull: the distant screaming is a vibe
 Littlehead: Did someone die?
 Duffadash: So how does chat feel about shelf stable hotdogs-inna-can?
 baltimore_667083: Cori, apparently
 DigitalSeahorse: efff buffer
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Littlehead https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallDarkWeaselDBstyle-mZRmNO_BqkavcgQB
 atinyspacemarine: Shelf stable meat makes me uncomfortable
 Summerlithi: the LRRSims are real horndogs eh
 Snowcookies: Ian and Serge are learning woohoo interests...
 definenull: i mean stick 17 people in a house with nothing else tdo...
 RockPusher: Superb work Wheeler
 kdefinition: Give em some char and some chili, got yerself a meal there
 definenull: oh no
 definenull: at least jordynne brought adam along to explore the... outerrooms?
 sallomon33: uh oh
 RockPusher: Heather has not mourned Cori nearly as much as anticipated
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Now she's stuck in a different way
 sallomon33: @RockPusher I'm also shocked
 sallomon33: I guess she REALLY liked Adam
 DigitalSeahorse:    clips for me every time I try tab #2
 Technobach: Just vibing, being uncomfortable together
 badpandabear: They're living the way they died
 DigitalSeahorse: and this stream freezes too
 sallomon33: Jesus, James with another nightmare
 definenull: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Chrono Trigger w/ James at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (8m from now).
 ryuhimora: poor James
 atinyspacemarine: God, I'm still very much not done with my first coffee and I read "mourning" as "mounting"
 DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls
 TehAmelie: the birthday paradox states out of a group pf 17 people at least two are guaranteed to share a birthday. maybe it works with sex lives too
 baltimore_667083: so it would seem
 sallomon33: @atinyspacemarine I mean, with the pairings that have already happened in this game, Heather and Adam would be one of the more normal ones iwth how much she mourned him lol
 RockPusher: atinyspacemarine Heather did learn Cori's woohoo preferences…
 DigitalSeahorse: I can't even edit like this
 marshallade: ^ "james w/another nightmare" "chrono trigger with james!" 
 atinyspacemarine: Winky_face.webp
 Snowcookies: no one wants to fix this toilet it seems
 Summerlithi: its not broken?
 definenull: it's not broken, just stinky
 atinyspacemarine: True to life, shitters full
 marshallade: @Snowcookies I saw someone (james?) clean it only to immediately enfilthen it again
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ben you can do it, werewolf out on last time forr us!
 Summerlithi: not hard with all the constant vomiting
 sallomon33: @marshallade he has to work off these nightmares somewhere, right?
 definenull: ooh that's a new emotion
 Summerlithi: morduuu~
 RockPusher: Morduu!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuu!
 RebekahWSD: Morduuu
 Makimachine: Mardu?
 TehAmelie: creeple!
 Snowcookies: Morduuuu!
 atinyspacemarine: Is virtual norovirus going around?
   LoadingReadyRun: Good morning Twitch Chat
 definenull: good morning
 Mazrae: Hello everyone, have anything eventful happen over night
 TehAmelie: howdy
 marshallade: good morning real James
 terribleplan: Hihi
 Simbionis: Mornin'
 Snowcookies: Mordu James
 RockPusher: Morduu! James
 Manae: G'mornnig
 notarealartist: hello!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Good Morduu James
 farley_f: mordu james
 atinyspacemarine: o/
 IbunWest: 
Tantusar: Real James, I regret to inform you that Sim Cori has died of spontaneous electrocution.
 Summerlithi: she got struck by lightning
 sallomon33: hi James! Yes, Cori died ue to divine punishment
   LoadingReadyRun: I will mourn her like I would the real Cori
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Good Morning James!
  r10pez10: ice cream?
 Duffadash: We gained a shelf stable can of hotdog
   LoadingReadyRun: In 465 subs, sure!
 FromBrainToKeyboard:  Coffee?
   LoadingReadyRun: I wish
 farley_f: 21 cone salute
   LoadingReadyRun: No where is freaking open right now 
 vingris_: James, have you considered adding overnight Sims to regular streaming schedule?
  TXC2: Hello everybody
MrSVCD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 MrSVCD: This was fortunate.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MrSVCD! (Today's storm count: 13)
 Summerlithi: No Maccas near you?
 Wolfstrike_NL: You first have the goals of reaching 6900 and 6969 subs
 MousseFilledCat: @loadingreadyrun is this a new game + of Chrono trigger where you will speed run to killing Lavos immediately?
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  nor should they be 
 mwlsn: hello txc2 welcome
  TXC2: hello mwlsn
 Wolfstrike_NL: aa we finally have a title and stream catagory update ^^
 FromBrainToKeyboard: But James, there should be so much coffee in the Moonbase 😅
 Summerlithi: you know it just occured to me, we've seen a bunch of woohoo but has anyone just hugged or kissed?
Omegafolf: @mods can you change the game to Sims. You got Chrono Trigger listed
 themercenary1987: @LoadingReadyRun Canada needs Greggs, a lifesaver for those starting early
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Sims will be ending in 2 minutes.
  r10pez10: ghost cori pecked paul on the cheek i think
  TXC2: James has override authority
 farley_f: oooo make an affagato and combine the two
 TehAmelie: dancing around wit your hand in the air calling for help to go to the bathroom that's closer to you than any person, peak Sims behavior
 definenull: morduuu~
 sallomon33: mooorduuu
 Piratical_tendancies: Morduu
 RebekahWSD: Morduuuu
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Mordu
 Snowcookies: It'll be CHorono Trigger in like 2 mins
 Summerlithi: morduu
 MrSVCD: Was "Paul" complaining about no bins or that it was dirty?
 MousseFilledCat: sing song morduu
 nyoomgoom: how did graham hear alex from the bathroom lmao
 DigitalSeahorse: dammit twitch you can't even handle two tabs plus a stream!
 MousseFilledCat: Serge cleaning makes complete sense
 ushiikun: @themercenary1987 Now I want sausage rolls, and I'm thousands of miles away from a Greggs.
 RockPusher:  
 definenull: GAH
 definenull: jumpscare
  TXC2: everyone runs like Squidward in this game 
 IbunWest: Smash cut to James
 TehAmelie: aah, real James!
  TXC2: Hello James
 baltimore_667083: James jumpscare
 Mischievous_Catgeist: jumpscare
 MungoDude: hi James
 GrassVortex: Hi James
 herph:   
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Jamesscare
 themercenary1987: @ushiikun I'm so sorry... i pray for a sausage roll angel to appear to you!
 RebekahWSD: 
 marshallade: welcome to the tech curse of the sims morning changeover
 Snowcookies: Hi James
 definenull: i assume hat was not meant to happen
 MungoDude: bye James
  TXC2: BATS?!
 j_crane330: Hi
 Mischievous_Catgeist: now james plays the sims.....
   LoadingReadyRun: Nope, apparently studio mode didn't work there.
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThoughtfulInterestingCroquetteBCWarrior-xeo59BFJ_i8AaHbo
 MousseFilledCat: Heather, control your minions
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @definenull he wasn't wearing a hat though. /s
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @LoadingReadyRun Now you know what Matt had to deal with lol
Tantusar: We can't live here, this is plasma bat country.
 sallomon33: @MousseFilledCat hey, she has to derive pleasure from somewhere since she can't bite them
 themercenary1987: SO IT WAS JAMES MAKING AMESS OF THESE SIMS LIVES!
 themercenary1987: The truth comes out!
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok. Just gonna grab a glass of water and hit the washroom. Enjoy the last couple minutes of LRR SIM
 Wolfstrike_NL: KITTY!
 definenull: oh hey at least adam and jordynne managed to find each other
 Piratical_tendancies: cat!
 nyoomgoom: kitty spotted
 Noy2222: Woah. Chrono Trigger looks just like Mahjong
  TXC2: will do James
 definenull: !!!!
 farley_f: time to play a boardwipe
 RebekahWSD: AGAIN
 baltimore_667083: one last quake
 JadedCynic: ?!?
 TehAmelie: funny how the ghosts are the only ones who ever go outside just to be there
 MTigress: lol
 MousseFilledCat: that was a big one
 LostThePirate: 
 Summerlithi: that was a big one
 incslayer: "last couple of minutes indeed"
 FromBrainToKeyboard: Earthquake number 6, I think?
 farley_f: !card wrath of god
  LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought it was the end everything
 DigitalSeahorse: I swear, twitch, if I have to reboot my browser over this
 TehAmelie: i'll lose my house!
 atinyspacemarine: So why is Graham fairy?
 definenull: you know if this kept happening in real life I think the crew might have moved moonbases again
 ryuhimora: @Noy2222 
 themercenary1987: @LRRbot Also a fantstic manga!
 TehAmelie: RoboRosewater jokes
 FromBrainToKeyboard: @atinyspacemarine Wheeler is
 atinyspacemarine: Is this him soft launching something?
 RockPusher: 3AM Earthquake, time to BBQ
 Wolfstrike_NL: @FromBrainToKeyboard I have 5 noted down
 DigitalSeahorse: what did I miss in the last 5 minutes while trying to get unfrozen?
 atinyspacemarine: Oh that's Wheeler in the little house?
 terribleplan: An earthquake? At this time of year? Localized entirely to this moonbase?
 badpandabear: There was an earth quake
Tantusar: @DigitalSeahorse accidental james, and a very big quake
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @atinyspacemarine Yep
  TXC2: DigitalSeahorse  James trying to switch to booth view mainly 
 Summerlithi: morduu
 RockPusher: Morduu!
 marshallade: some bats appeared in the kitchen
 RebekahWSD: MARDUUU
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuu!
 DigitalSeahorse: I saw the earthquake I think
 atinyspacemarine: Oooohhh
 GrassVortex: Morduu
 definenull: one last morduuu for the road
 PsychoI3oy: Morduu to you all, it's been fun watchin sims
 farley_f: Mordu
 TehAmelie: wait, "I'll lose my house" was Armageddon, not Wrath of God, well close enough
 atinyspacemarine: Morduu
 JadedCynic: @atinyspacemarine yeah, apparently he's fae and needs someplace special to sleep?
 kimmiekoneko: mordu to you too
 JadedCynic: ugh dishes
 definenull: BEN NO
 RockPusher: Awooooooo!
 JadedCynic: what the heck?
 baltimore_667083: BEN
 sallomon33: uh oh
 RebekahWSD: Jordynne and Cameron just vibing outside
 Nickiatori: are these ones ghosts?
Tantusar: this conversation is much more interesting than whatever was happening on the roof
 sallomon33: another smash cut
 JadedCynic: and Jorydnne is a ghost AGAIN?
 DigitalSeahorse: accidental James breaking another computer with trying to swap views?
 definenull: jordynne and adam just vibin
   LoadingReadyRun: We'll end on that nice moment
 sallomon33: NOO
 JadedCynic: Cam was one from the start...
 marshallade: jordynne has been a ghost since night 1
 herph:   
 DigitalSeahorse: oh hi next stream thing
 TehAmelie: sleeping in his fairy house recharges his powers, otherwise he's just  a mere mortal (and susceptible to emotional starvation)
  TXC2: as thus the LRR Sims comes to and end
 sallomon33: @RebekahWSD wasn't it Adam there?
 definenull: this was amazing, hope to see a return some time in the future
sadfleck: good morning James!
 JadedCynic: @marshallade Ben said that J & Adam were restored?
 DigitalSeahorse: this time on purpose James?
 GrassVortex: This was a really fun overnight thing 
 sallomon33: o7 SimLRR for now
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: ah, Ben's a werewolf; that explains it
 Wolfstrike_NL: @sallomon33 yes
 RockPusher: A very very big thank you to Ben for putting that together for us 
 ryuhimora: if only the moonbase burning down had happened this session
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 TehAmelie: yay Ben
 DigitalSeahorse:  bbye sims
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Goodbye Sims o7
 atinyspacemarine: Now I wanna run the sims blaseball style
 nyoomgoom: @JadedCynic the sims who died on night 2 were restored, adam and jordynne were night 1
 Nigouki: 9am EST James? Diggy diggy hole?
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 RelwinEJ: werewolf, dog lover, kinda the same thing
 definenull: hello james for the first time!
 JadedCynic: @nyoomgoom ah!  Thank you; I'd assumed
 IbunWest: 
 GrassVortex: @atinyspacemarine that assumes it is not already like Blaseball 
 baltimore_667083: hi so tired
  TXC2: Hello James
 TheAinMAP:   
 Summerlithi: you look tired
 Jillexie: DAWNGUARD
 RebekahWSD: Eepy sleepy man?
 DigitalSeahorse: Adam got restored today
 kimmiekoneko: hi tired i'm dad
 Flyingdelorion: Hello James wake up!
  TXC2: now 3 hours of James sleeping
 MousseFilledCat: hi so tired, I’m dad
 GhostValv: break~
 MTigress: dawn dawn dawn...
 DigitalSeahorse: in the hottub
 Summerlithi: dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 ghizmou: good morning James
Forgotten_Sanity: Morning
 sallomon33: Jesus, for a moment I thought my screen froze
 themercenary1987: DUn DUN
 sallomon33: morning James
  TXC2: the final sub down
 DigitalSeahorse: final day unless....
 incslayer: Dawn of the Final Day
 atinyspacemarine: Well add crowd input into it, then it's more blaseball
 Technobach: James needs coffee with serge
 JadedCynic: the Rule of Threes
 sallomon33: you tell us
 definenull: dawnguard trained you well i guess
 marshallade: that's why you're not doing it this year, I hope!
 herph: 
 themercenary1987: @TXC2 Do do doo doo, Da da do do do
 GrassVortex: @atinyspacemarine very true, and that would be fantastic chaos 
  TXC2: we were younger and dumber then
 RockPusher: Right, James is streaming which means I should be in bed. Have fun with James chat and I'll see you in a few hours. 
 Booster6: Younwere young and full of promise then
 JadedCynic: you were a young sprig of a man, the first year, James 
 Snowcookies: mordu James
 atinyspacemarine: James aren't you the producer?
 Manae: Coffee helps
 MungoDude: 
 LunaticPandoraVIII: The final subdown
 Summerlithi: good mordu to you James
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 RebekahWSD: Looking forward to Live!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Summerlithi: is anyone else getting sound lag?
 definenull: inb4 live is just more sims 
 j_crane330: Well you're usually with Dawnguard
 incslayer: its live so somethings gonna happen?
  TXC2: Summerlithi  seems ok here
 TehAmelie: @Summerlithi reloading the stream may fix that
 ShaneLeeAtk: Something is going to happen
 Summerlithi: i shall refresh
 terribleplan: nah, you're good
 definenull: sound is synced for me
 stippledotter: No lag here
 Jillexie: Fine here
 Wolfstrike_NL: Seemed good
 DigitalSeahorse: audio seems fine here
 JadedCynic: no lag here
 RoeDent89: No looks fine here
 electra310: Seems good
 marshallade: sync seems ok
 incslayer: seems fine
Scarbble: fine here
 atinyspacemarine: YouTube is doing fine
 Matsunen: No, I heard it beforehand
 Summerlithi: all good now, twas me
 IbunWest: 
 DigitalSeahorse: make sure there's not two tabs of this open
  TXC2: cool beans
 Spades_Slicc: OOoh the new schedule looks     organized
 atinyspacemarine: Latency is higher on YouTube but it's synced
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MrSVCD: I did my part.
incslayer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
 incslayer: James Playing Chrono Trigger? my absolute favorite game of all time?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, incslayer! (Today's storm count: 14)
 definenull: ice cream isekai?
 TehAmelie: you're telling me an ice creamed this truck
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Snowcookies: it could also be in the form of bits
 electra310: Super idea except sleepy and broke. 
 RebekahWSD: My messages keep failing to send, it's weird
 Spades_Slicc: If everyone here gifted 1 sub it'd be done
  TXC2: from a van!
 atinyspacemarine: New shows means more "we should reshoot that into"
 TheAinMAP: 
 Summerlithi: ice cream truck
 incslayer: cant you get a dilly bar from the ice cream truck?
 PsychoI3oy: I don't think I ever got anything "proper" or "fancy" from an ice cream truck
 LadyAiluros: Dilly bars are over-rated anyway. The ice cream cupcake is where it's at
  TXC2: RebekahWSD  Twitch does that a lot
 DigitalSeahorse: icream!   
 RoeDent89: So that's what the dump truck does in the summer
 RelwinEJ: Will Beej be forced to sit in a room and eat all the ice cream
 PsychoI3oy: it was mostly tmnt popcicles
 MisterZimbu: TWO ice cream trucks
 RoeDent89: Anything can be an emoji
 Nickiatori: Trip to the sun
 MTigress: hot dogs?
 Piratical_tendancies:  
 RebekahWSD: Burgers, taco? taco truuuck!
 SnowBuddy18: pool party?
 Wolfstrike_NL: What about 1 more week of overnight Sims as a strech goal?
 stippledotter: 
 Programmerman1: Does Beej need more bins?
 Spades_Slicc: One word 🍻
 definenull: donkey?
 TehAmelie: i have 4 or 500 research bits incoming within 45 days. what timing
 atinyspacemarine: Mexican food truck?
 Summerlithi: at a pool?
 Booster6: Donkey?
 ghizmou: llama yoga
 farley_f: 
 Mazrae: Muffins   or ham   
 RebekahWSD: Oooo overnight sims
 ShaneLeeAtk: I hear Graham can get you to the sun with one hand.
 Summerlithi: never, seperate channel just for lrrsims
 Molator: install a real hot tub on the roof
 RebekahWSD: lmfao
 ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyBits
 damela42: Laser Tag
 SquareDotCube: Remember when you used to do Feed Dump from a hot tub once a year
 atinyspacemarine: Run on the YouTube stream?
 electra310: Just turn them on whenever you leave and let it rip
 terribleplan: Beginning and ending of the broadcast day? It would be much longer then though
 PsychoI3oy: have someone fire it up after the last stream of the day, end it at whatever the first stream is
  TXC2: casual 16 hour overnight stream 
 Nickiatori: Start sims when the last stream of the day ends and start it when the next day starts
 Simonark: At 1 Million bits James gets to fire someone. Not anyone regular, some rando.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Sorry for suggesting it 
 atinyspacemarine: Just keep the sims running in YouTube
 Nickiatori: RIP Feed dump
 RebekahWSD: The Feed Dump Hot Tub was pleasant
Scarbble: i have fond memories of watching tub dump
 incslayer: ahh yes the "Hot Dump"
 SandraAustin: Just keep it going from when the last person leaves until the first person in the morning
 stippledotter: If you love something, let it rip
 definenull: tbh you could prerecord the entire sims and nobody would notice
Forgotten_Sanity: New schedule gives starts and stops
kindredstairs: dunktank
 RoeDent89: Yeah
Spades_Slicc is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 26 in the channel!
Spades_Slicc gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gerrimeister!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, Spades_Slicc! Welcome to Gerrimeister! (Today's storm count: 15)
 LunaticPandoraVIII: Seven 16 hour sims vods on the YouTube channel every week
 HbombAndFriends: Remember when you used to do Feed Dump. 
 RebekahWSD: Yeah, 4, maaaybe up to 6 hours. But longer would get weird
 Summerlithi: I would like to see you guys play it properly sometime though
 MTigress: what if one longer overnight Sims once a week?
 terribleplan: I mean, the macro could pause the game and shut down the stream or something
 RoeDent89: I think so too
 marshallade: LRRSims is a sometimes treat
 GrassVortex: as a once in a while thing, it is fun
 RebekahWSD: I felt once a month would be nice
 electra310: Well that's why just one week
 sallomon33: I think having this as a special occasion thing, like once a month, would be cool
 TehAmelie: in the long term sims don't do well on autopilot, also
 IbunWest: I think it works in the confines of a subathon
 yunapaluza: I'd be fine with uploaded LRR Sims and Moonbase
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The occasional special feature
 RelwinEJ: it's a sometimes food
  TXC2: like actual big brother
 Stoffern: Are there addons to make it "twitch plays sims" somehow?
 atinyspacemarine: I'd be happy to try the web admin stuff, maybe replace crew with characters?
 stippledotter: Just a parasocial panopticon of psupernatural pain
 themercenary1987: Its a DesertBus kinda thing...?
 DigitalSeahorse: longer than 4 hours it could end up with everyone having romanced each other and died super deaths
 MTigress: film a crapshot entirely in Sims
 atinyspacemarine: Run over weekends?
 electra310: If chat could play the Sims we would be unstoppable
 SandraAustin: That actually sounds good
 Summerlithi: Watch and see just how fast theese poor people can deteriorate!
 Mazrae: How about a Sims stream leading up to live?
 MaddogM: Making dolls and letting them run amok (like the Rumbles) seem to be popular
 RockPusher: Say a once-a-year season of an edited Sims reality show
 MousseFilledCat: I think playing lrr sims is a little weird
 LostThePirate: Something to keep in the back pocket when someone has to call out sick from a stream
 terribleplan: Monthly for a set length of time with the option of live commentary
 MousseFilledCat: Like actually controlling them
 atinyspacemarine: What if I can get it running on a raspi?
 MTigress: hehe
 PsychoI3oy: lol
 Summerlithi: Morduuu
 electra310: The content you make on purpose?
 MTigress: LRR Sims can get their own Wiki
 MousseFilledCat: Yeah. Too much.
 GrassVortex: a very fair worry 
 sallomon33: that's understandable
 definenull: that's fair
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes
 SandraAustin: fair call
 marshallade: that will get very weird very fast (and maybe already has)
 badpandabear: lol
 ShaneLeeAtk: Simple, we need Sims Chat
  TXC2: "remember when Cori died saving Alex?" type thing
Forgotten_Sanity: James, CHJames, SimJames
 Marvoleath: just learn the VST sheet by heart
 Booster6: Ben watched some of it
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah none of them know about Wheeler and Alex yet!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cori and Ben were here for little bits
 IbunWest: Yeah if we want to reference content that none of the LRR members remember we can just quote desert bus. 
 WiJohn: Weird is pretty on brand
 sallomon33: last glimpse of the Sims!
 PsychoI3oy: do the thing you helped Matt do the other morning
 Mai_Andra: LRR AI will continue until morale disproves
  Jontall: Could also take the approach of crowd control or equivalent, with someone dealing with anything broken but otherwise just let it run
  TXC2: IbunWest  exactly
 Hrrisn: this was my favourite game grown up
 HbombAndFriends: Personally, I preferred the watchalong, but I’m just one guy.
 herph: Because it's the best game
 SquareDotCube: Adam did suggest it
 incslayer: you choose Chrono Trigger because it is the best game ever made?
 stippledotter: @IbunWest Or a PPR from one of the 20 sets in the past fortyear
 sallomon33: ooh
 electra310: Oooh, classic
 Hrrisn: I only beat it once but I’ve also played the beginning hundreds of times
 ShaneLeeAtk: Dog bone!
 aitsu100: agreed
 incslayer: the soundtrack is just so Perfect
 Mishapp53: AGREE
 ShaneLeeAtk: Agreed
 Hrrisn: this soundtrack is on my phone
 themercenary1987: Wild Arms
 Hrrisn: I listen to it alot
 sallomon33: @HbombAndFriends I like it partially cuz it's more... you can join whenever you can and you won't feel left out
 Zaghrog: The soundtrack totally rocks
Scarbble: this soundtrack is a very solid contender for the GOAT
 LadyAiluros: Yeah I've done the opening a bunch,. I need to sit down and beat it
 MrPipboy3000: Robo's Theme slaps
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI FRIENDS!!!!! 
 ryuhimora: chrono trigger and final fantasy tactics
 GhostValv: god this theme
 definenull: banger alert
 Nigouki: spoilers!!!!
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 Marvoleath: I bet my dad could beat it
 Marenai: Original Snes opening
 UnknownFriday: Last time I played this, I just sat in the starting room listening to Peaceful Days for about 10 minutes.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Hrrisn:  banger 
 LadyAiluros: seriously the best years of Square
 MousseFilledCat: Chrono Cross is pretty up there
 mwlsn: @themercenary1987 a friend has been playing 3 and the music for that is so good
 ShaneLeeAtk: RIP Toriyama
 LadyAiluros: this and FF6
 ShadyLantern: gosh im due to replay this game so hard
 incslayer: just listening to this is pumping me UP!
 themercenary1987: @mwlsn Love 3 Love 1, never found 2. Apparently it was a real rare game in its day
 TheKingWiggins: @LadyAiluros could not agree more
 RatherLargeToad: 
 sallomon33: frogge
 RatherLargeToad: big frog
 electra310: Get frogged, idiots
 incslayer: Poor Robo
Scarbble: i'm still astonished that they got some of the best people to ever make video games all on one project
  TXC2: ooooh Mode 7
 IbunWest: @themercenary1987 Conversely 2 is the only one I own physically.
 TehAmelie: the figured out what the SNES could really do just before they stopped making it. feels a bit special
 themercenary1987: Also massive fan of the Breath of Fire series, was annoyed when they made the most recent one a japan only gatcha game
 Hrrisn: they show you so much of the game here but it doesn’t spoil anything
 themercenary1987: @IbunWest I am VERY jealous! is it good?
 definenull: again! again!
 incslayer: i really dont understand why square doesnt release a 2.5HD version of Chrono Trigger they seem to be rereleasing everything else these days
 IbunWest: @themercenary1987 I liked it enough to want to play more of the series!
 Wolfstrike_NL: James, stay focussed! Enemies might attack
 LadyAiluros: It's not that hard
 themercenary1987: @IbunWest Awesome!
 LadyAiluros: I do it all the time
 GrassVortex: 
 definenull: oh that would have been a logistical nightmare
  TXC2: OG hardware baby
 Inkymouse: Bill 
 TeacherSeanTV: Bill 
 electra310: Awww, cool!
 TehAmelie: wow
 JadedCynic: o7
 LostThePirate: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 pn55: 
 sallomon33: Bill 
 Capt_clown: 
 Flyingdelorion: Bill 
 Nigouki: does streaming PC even have analog video input?
Scarbble:  bill
 Inkymouse: o7
 electra310:   
 incslayer: Bill 
 definenull: o7
  TXC2: Bill llrHEART
 Chronomagistrate:  
 WiJohn: o7
  TXC2: 
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, it probably still works.
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 LadyAiluros: It's easy. You can also just upscale it
aceviru: morning
 Nigouki: oh baby
 PMAvers: That’s how you summon an Ian.
 Nigouki: time for ancient hardware streams
 LadyAiluros: I have an upsclaer that works well
  TXC2: I need to get my PS1 to work on modern TVs
 LadyAiluros: Bill ;;
 Sorator13: James, if you move your camera pic a bit to the left, you won't be blocking the bottom corner of the game
 incslayer: being european i was not able to get a actual SNES copy of Chrono Trigger  but i do have  on DS
 Sorator13: there we go!
 TehAmelie: apparently SNES cartridges have started losing battery power for saves, so play it while you can
 Sorator13: oh god, those bird sounds
  TXC2: TehAmelie  do they not recharge if you use them?
  TXC2: seems ok so far
 Chronomagistrate: Game is a bit loud
 Matrim528: A little loud.
 Marvoleath: tad bit loud
 GedankenPalast_: Tad loud
 terribleplan: Seems ok, maybe a tiny bit loud
 hackingducks: good
 HbombAndFriends: Or an HDMI adaptor. That’s how I streamed my retro systems. I have one that works on SNES, N64, & GC.
 Sorator13: Smidge loud, but only a smidge
 LadyAiluros: @TehAmelie if you ahve the right tools you can replace it -0 it's just a coin cell
 sallomon33: possibly very slightly too loud
 Snowcookies: a bit loud
 webbywebfoot: Bit loud
 incslayer: ahh Leene's Bell
 Makoforte: god. just hearing this again.... makes me want to play it
 themercenary1987: thought there was gunfire
 MTigress: it's Chrono Trigger, there's no such thing as too loud
 Molator: a little loud compared to you
 Hrrisn: my dog just jumped at the birds
 ShaneLeeAtk: @TXC2 The batteries are just little cell batteries. They can be swapped.
 MrSVCD: @TehAmelie You might lose your save but it is easy to replace the battery.
 ShadyLantern: not even tim hortons was open? im shocked
 Summerlithi: Maccas closed? Are the endtimes upon us?
  TXC2: ShaneLeeAtk ah ok
 SquareDotCube: breakfast burrito time
 GedankenPalast_: Hey! Lsiten!
 GedankenPalast_: Parnets!
 Nickiatori: how many subs to do voices?
 Twilight_Spark: Actually you're asleep. We're just a part of the dream.
 Nigouki: Adam crashes stream and every character is now vaguely eastern european
 terribleplan: Voices as Stretch goal?
 Summerlithi: How many ice creams for voices?
 Snowcookies: James isn't a voice actor y'all 
Scarbble: if wheeler last night taught us anything, the cost of making people on stream do stuff might come in batches of hundred subs, lol
 SnowBuddy18: you're probably on cam more and less consistently than DB
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 jacqui_lantern234: a faire JUST for us millenials?! 
 marshallade: ooh! a pikachu
  TXC2: room needs to be flipped around
 ShadyLantern: awww kitty
 Spades_Slicc: You have to go see the Prof to get your pokemans
 sallomon33: awww
 marshallade: normalcy!
 farley_f: so we know how to run, how about how to load and get ready
 Makoforte: normal names from normal james
 TehAmelie: xXNormalcyXx, normal names guy
 Capt_clown: Lucca is a normal name?
 sallomon33: it could've been Heather!
  TXC2: not naming your rival shithead like I always did? 
 incslayer: the only name substition i accept for Chrono Trigger is calling Crono "Brono" in Memory of Ryan Davis
 DigitalSeahorse: Normal Names is a weird name to have
 terribleplan: You just looted your mom
 definenull: Yup, normal names like "Crono"
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 thats just the gen 1+2 experience 
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  exactly
 sallomon33: @definenull who also happens to look similar to Dragonball characters
 Snowcookies: is it looting if thye just hand it to you?
 jacqui_lantern234: @terribleplan ill loot YOUR mom! 
 jacqui_lantern234: (im so sorry)
 protojman: my old dog used to bark at the fireworks at the start of this game every time. doesn’t matter if I was playing on snes or ds
 terribleplan: @jacqui_lantern234 Feel free, her drop table's not that good
 TehAmelie: the force of parent's disapproval
 RelwinEJ: Moonbase should have some boxes sealed by a mysterious force laying around
  TXC2: lot of people in this house 
 MisterZimbu: "this box has been in our family for generations.  feel free to take it random guy who broke into our house"
 Nigouki: that's just Mail Time
barefootgamer: I don't think duct tape is that mysterious
 Nickiatori: Mysterious horses?
 RelwinEJ: have they been in your family for generations though
  TXC2: box sealed by a mysterious force AKA how we store Bartleby
 public_key_reveal_party: LRR saves so much money on packing tape with this one simple trick
 LostThePirate: Assuming that gaffe tape is a mysterious force, heh
 SnowBuddy18: damn Lucca, you get a mansion on an island?
  TXC2: this feels like a commune to me 
 stippledotter: The mysterious force is a combination of friction and juice, if it's anything like my pickle jar
 TehAmelie: i'm glad they avoided the "person of conspicuously mysterious gender turns out to be a woman, shocking everyone even though being a woman has nothing to do with what they're doing" twist
 Capt_clown: Exactly! Only the 1% live on island 
 incslayer: @SnowBuddy18 i view that as the rest of the town wont let them live closer due to her crazy experiments
 RelwinEJ: start stealing some lunches
 definenull: SourPls
Stauffy: 
 protojman: it’s a labubu
 Capt_clown:   
 Jillexie: Is there a real estate novelist here?
 GedankenPalast_:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 Capt_clown:    
 GedankenPalast_: That's just cave music 
 Capt_clown:   
 couchboyj: What I'm hearing is Labubu is a cheap Chrono Trigger knock off
  TXC2: can we just not do Labubus? just not do this Decade's Beanie babies? 
 varmintx0: no one else is saying anything, so I assume the stream lag is just me
 LadyAiluros: @varmintx0 are you on a concole?
 Matrim528: You can still do that.
 RebekahWSD: I've never played or watched Chrono Trigger, and I've realized I have no idea what it's about
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! NAPPIES~
  TXC2: varmintx0  yes, try resfreshing
 TehAmelie: i'm the same way about the FF6 soundtrack
 marshallade: nap to chill game jams with James. love it
 ShadyLantern: a four hour nap session to chrono trigger music sounds great
 stippledotter: Morning show ideas
  TXC2: 1000 AD?
 definenull: get ready chat
 definenull: HA!
Stauffy: HOH
 HbombAndFriends: Brave New Faves, but it’s all video game music.
 Nigouki: I think the furthest I got is the Trial and it's banger music
 Zaghrog: @RebekahWSD This time slot won't be enough for the game to really get to it's meaty parts
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MisterZimbu: @RebekahWSD it's about time you played it
 UnknownFriday: @RebekahWSD Enjoy, and I highly recommend it.
barefootgamer: Welcome to the Target Demographic Fair
 RebekahWSD: I don't know where I'd even get it to try myself? I'll look later!
 RatherLargeToad: Now to spend the next 4 hours gambling silver points
 MisterZimbu: legitimately one of the best games ever made
 aitsu100: wide Lode sword coming thru
  TXC2: behold Melchoir! proudest of the Ainu!
 incslayer: over by the tent
 stippledotter: Is the Stardew Valley Fair an homage to this specifically?
  TXC2: RebekahWSD  it might be on steam ?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 incslayer: retire champion?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
Scarbble: gotta spam the gato fight for points obvs
 terribleplan: It is wild to see all the things this game does that inspired (or were just wholesale stolen by) other games
 TetraRay: the music in this game is just so good
Lazarenth: FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO
 jacqui_lantern234: this person, james!
 RebekahWSD: Seems it is, TXC2. I'll add it to the wishlist!
 incslayer: you have turbo on the controller so you could easily farm the soda minigame for points if you wanna be cheaty
 RatherLargeToad: I’m sure that won’t come up again
 jacqui_lantern234: dont judge!
 GedankenPalast_: The war against maga
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Caldurin: Exactly four hundred years ago, absolutely no reason to mention that specifically
 MrPipboy3000: The US has been through a lot ... like killing all the natives 400YEARS ago ...
 Summerlithi: Mmm, dat NPC dialogue
 LadyAiluros: New MC bell noise?
 themercenary1987: JAmes
 jacqui_lantern234: JAMES ROUTE
 varmintx0: careful now, don't want to do anything that could be used against you later on 
 incslayer: James!
 Snowcookies: James route
  TXC2: !clips
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 LadyAiluros: James
 incslayer: @definenull it changes some things later
 uchihab7: wait things have been peaceful for 100 years and the other guy is still saying how thankful he is now? like it just happened yesterday
 MrPipboy3000: Whatever you select is fine ... its not like they are going to put you onj trial later ...
 Flyingdelorion: LOl @MrPipboy3000
 terribleplan: Is this girl actually a princess or something?
 MisterZimbu: i know you're hungry, just don't eat anybody's lunch
 jacqui_lantern234: @definenull this whole fair has some changes depending on what you do
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @MrPipboy3000 if it makes you feel any better, it was actually britain killing all those natives 400 years ago, you lot didn't exist yet
 terribleplan: Oh, thanks game for answering that just as I typed it...
Scarbble: dangerous game to be talking nonsense about the king's daughter
 Flyingdelorion: *LOL
 incslayer: the soda drinking minigame is surprisingly difficult
 varmintx0: get those old man thumbs a mashin'
 atinyspacemarine: They call him Seven Can Turner
Stauffy: I could never do this one as a kid
 herph: Turbo
 SquareDotCube: A + Turbo A
 stippledotter: Worried for Chrono about the apparent lack of burp mechanic
  TXC2: we Graham and his button mashing skills
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, but we have less faith in YOU james 
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 themercenary1987: Place controller on counter, then mash
 Snowcookies: I can see the sunk cost fallacy already
 incslayer: this is just the rest of the stream isnt it?
 PhoenixMelior: Morning chat, i slept all the way through the sims i see
 trainpants: this is the rest of the subathon
  TXC2: hello PhoenixMelior  welcome
 UnknownFriday: Can you slow down the speed of the emulation?
 PhoenixMelior: Hey txc2
 sallomon33: @PhoenixMelior hello, Cori died to divine punishment
 themercenary1987: Someone has never played cookie clicker
 SquareDotCube: you could try the upside down method
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 incslayer: you messed up the cat
  TXC2: cat ran away
 dragon_pandaDnd: i wonder how many soda he drink
 incslayer: you talked to  the cat twice so it ran away
 SquareDotCube: welp
 PhoenixMelior: @sallomon33 thats for what happened to the cute dog last night
 incslayer: i love Gato's music
Stauffy: 
 definenull: 15!
 SnowBuddy18: there's your cat
  TXC2: so Square had a thing for mecha in the 90's eh?
 cassaclyzm: nice crit there from Marle
 rabbitgta: Got there
 Nickiatori: @TXC2 and into the 2000s
 Wolfstrike_NL: James, did you settle on a name yet for the new morning show?
 varmintx0: that 17 hp
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 PhoenixMelior: Should have healed
Stauffy: 
Scarbble: lmao
 MisterZimbu: 
 Diabore: Are we going to spend 2 and a half hours farming gato?
 jacqui_lantern234: gdi james
 GedankenPalast_: 
 rabbitgta: No chrono ending incoming
 cassaclyzm: Marle critting again, she wants that sword
 Nickiatori: F hardcore run failed start over
 Riiiiiiis: Ohai
 ShadyLantern: they straight up will just kill you in this festival
 jacqui_lantern234: @Diabore WE? no! JAMES? maybe
 TheMerricat: @Diabore I mean we watched Beej farm Deathclaws in Fallout for an entire segment. 
 incslayer: @TheMerricat and it was great
 varmintx0: Marle is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man
 TheMerricat: *raises hand*
Lazarenth: i did at least once
 Spades_Slicc: Yeah I did
 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh yes
Stauffy: I have a friend who did
 incslayer: *raises hand*
Blitzjin: Yes.
 TheMerricat: and I did it at work because my job was shit.
Forgotten_Sanity: Once
 CooperTheClearestBlue: Yeah
 PhoenixMelior: Theres a heal at the fair isnt there
  TXC2: follow up question: was it worth it? 
Lazarenth: after that i only grinded out the points to get That One THing In The Tent
Stauffy: Walk, don't run
 varmintx0: walk slower
 incslayer: are you using the turbo button?
 PhoenixMelior: Ate old mans lunch, write that down
 incslayer: its "G"
 Diabore: Its G
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 It _is_ an OP weapon till later on in the game. So worth... a question of how much you value your time.
 themercenary1987: 200 points/
 themercenary1987: i think?
 SnowBuddy18: but you already have 600
 Summerlithi: The currency Grahams
Lazarenth: listen, when you are a kid, and there is equipment in a JRPG shop, you get the equipment
 cassaclyzm: I'm here for this
 Nickiatori: 4000 Grahams?
 Mazrae: 200 Grahams
  TXC2: strap in chat
 Spades_Slicc: 800 silver points?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Diabore  ?!
 GedankenPalast_: I'm very much here for this 
 terribleplan: I mean, I'm here for it
 plaidanddrpepper: 80 battles?
 ushiikun: So you need 800 points
 dragon_pandaDnd: o no i dont want to be mellow
 Ravensfest: To be honest, I respect the hustle.
 jacqui_lantern234: im honestly here for it
 couchboyj: Who wouldn't want to listen to Gato sing for 3 hours?
 IviaRelle: 80 total redemptions if you don't count the gold you already have. That means doing this fight about 50-55 times.
 incslayer: its only 54 battles
 Nickiatori: I mean grinding an ememy repeatedly is peak 90s jrpg
 jacqui_lantern234: its not like the battle theme isnt incredible 
 terribleplan: SO might as well make the part you actually get to a cake walk? Fair enough
 themercenary1987: 53
 Snowcookies: If you can't beat it, do whatever the heck you want 
 incslayer: you click it ONCE
 TheMerricat: There are other ways to get the G for the sword. But this is on point for James.
Lazarenth: a on it and it mews and it "roughly" follows you
 incslayer: then move
 tehThane: You have 700gil rn i think so you need 3300/50=66*10=660/15=44 fights
arkanesugar: Had the subathon on the tv, and came up from laundry hearing James talk about needing to get enough points to buy the sword. This is Chrono Trigger correctly played
 cassaclyzm: I don't think I realized the lunch regens, neat
 themercenary1987: So 44 fights then]
 ShaneLeeAtk: Current Any% no Turbo speeding is 2h25m8s
 incslayer: i would usually just Turbo button the soda game since each success gets you 10 points
 cassaclyzm: no such thing as a free lunch (in this case, you pay with time)
 TheMerricat: Which emulator are you using? or is the an old school console?
 incslayer: this is a bad turbo button
 LadyAiluros: IIRC my turbo was just hold down A
 SquareDotCube: try the upside down controller trick
 varmintx0: don't tell the feds
 incslayer: snes9x is what i beat Chrono Trigger on the first time
 GedankenPalast_: THat's a weak turbo
 Nickiatori: and we get XP from the robot
 TheMerricat: "To use the turbo button feature in Snes9x, you typically need to configure a dedicated turbo button on your controller and then map it to the desired in-game action within the emulator's settings. Snes9x offers various turbo modes, including classic (hold to turbo), single-button toggle, and single-button hold, allowing for flexible turbo functionality. "
 incslayer: @Nickiatori and tech points
 PhoenixMelior: All 3 hours
 Spades_Slicc: 43 more fights
 incslayer: the more you do it the faster its gonna get
 dragon_pandaDnd: 43 fights
 SquareDotCube: The upside down controller trick is that you put your thumb on the button, and then holding it upside down just fan your fingers on the back. The rate is much faster that way.
 TheMerricat: If you _don't_ want to do the robot, you can also farm for it in the forest.
 OmegaPlatinum: Do we fight Gato for 4 hours?
 PhoenixMelior: All 4 hours
 Spades_Slicc: Gato is the real final boss
 varmintx0: I mean, you could get to an ending in 4 hours...I think
 SnowBuddy18: we get more than 11 fights in per hour
 nevermore913: Music is so good
 Awfrigate: Is the plan just get as far as possible in 4 hours?
 TheMerricat: That's what I figured. 
 aitsu100: you can
  TXC2: Awfrigate  Gato is the plan it seems
 SquareDotCube: You can... in NG+
 incslayer: yea its possible
 MTigress: at least one ending should be
 MrPipboy3000: Dieing is an ending ...
 KaleidoscopeMind: just speedrun it
 Awfrigate: Does game over count as an ending?
Scarbble: *an* ending, yeah probably
 n_mandrag: 1 ending is definitly possible
  TXC2: someone can, James can't 
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, WR is under 3 iirc
 SnowBuddy18: speedrun any% is 2.5 hours
 MisterZimbu: new stretch goal: stop fighting gato
 OmegaPlatinum: You *can*... if you could beat it
 MTigress: there is a specific game over that gets an ending
 themercenary1987: 42
 OmegaPlatinum: You can definitely fight a final boss in 4 hours
 TheMerricat: 2h 25m 08s is the current record holder on the speedrun leaderboard.
 herph: Plus, getting tech points
 public_key_reveal_party: 100% speed run is about 4.5 hours wr
 jacqui_lantern234: listen, james you didnt ask us if YOU could do it in 4 hours 
 themercenary1987: 42 left someone did it earlier
 DrakoniteDev: in NG+ you could already be fighting the final boss
 Snowcookies: I think someone above said 44 fights
 SnowBuddy18: people can 100% the game in just over 4 hours
 TheMerricat: Yes.
 ShaneLeeAtk: You can
 varmintx0: yeah
 GedankenPalast_: oh yea
 LadyAiluros: yeah
 TheMerricat: But you need to use the same emulator.
 aitsu100: yews
 incslayer: yea usually it makes a ".srm" file
 TheMerricat: The save states are saved as files.
 TehAmelie: Speedrunalloneword taught us even double the time of the world record is usually not enough for casuals
 Spades_Slicc: How quickly can you get to the ocean palace?
 tehThane: It took about 1 minute for the whole cycle. That was fight 6/44 so only 38ish more minutes of grinding
 TheMerricat: I wasn't paying close enough attention, was it a close fight when we fought the bot the time Chrono passed out? If not, we should only heal every two fights.
 themercenary1987: @tehThane You are a star!
 incslayer: yea its about 1minute
  TXC2: loop is 1 min 2secs
 incslayer: @TXC2 i rounded the 2seconds down 
 SquareDotCube: how many times are you gonna keep eating that old man's lunch
  TXC2: incslayer  fair
 incslayer: also you will get some level ups which will make it faster
 Nickiatori: and if we leve l up we can kill the robot faster right?
 Therberus: At some point you're gonna level up right? That would make the loop quicker
 LostThePirate: And if you level up at some point, that'll probably reduce battle time 
 tehThane: You could talk to the exchange person every multiple of 15 is a successful fight so you can doubl check your count
 matthaus_c: I like the Chicago tent
 TehAmelie: would you like a small apple James? i've got two
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  TXC2: frnknstn  
 Nickiatori: Wheeler found out yesterday all you have to do is say you will play with yourself and you get 300 subs
 LathosTiran: alt: turbo button the soda chugging contest?
 Ashmantle:  
 Stauffy: @frnknstn Thanks you! 
 incslayer: @LathosTiran James Turbo Button sucks sadly
 LathosTiran: darn
 DigitalSeahorse: k, fruitflies, I draw the line hard on landing on my face! 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, in a way, you already are
  TXC2: LathosTiran  we've tried that
 Programmerman1: But James already has a highly reliable way to double-check his count: it's called chat
 incslayer: and tech points
 SquareDotCube: still saying to try the upside down controller trick, James.
 ShaneLeeAtk: You could turn on turbo in the emulator.
 TehAmelie: we'd have to configure the emulator's autofire options. . .maybe this is faster
 incslayer: you should be getting a skill soon
 Hrrisn: i always do this every play through
 Awfrigate: Anyone remember base crit chance?
  TXC2: Crono's crit yes, Marle crit first time
 Nickiatori: if we reach the stretch goal will you do voices?
 incslayer: you now have a heal
 incslayer: and the combo is a heal all
 DrakoniteDev: drinking minigame is worst part of this game
 incslayer: i truly love the combo tech system in this game
 Nickiatori: F
 Nigouki: get bonk'd
 Awfrigate: Ending achieved!
  TXC2: darn 
 Nickiatori: Pour one out for Chrono this is now a Marle run
 LordZarano: They did what you said, killed him
 Diabore: James, asking because the success of the pubg nught, what are the chances for a sneaky one more in yhe future?
 incslayer: winner winner chicken dinner?
 rxpalindrome: it was super fun
  TXC2: feels like something that would have to be organised in advance
 atinyspacemarine: I would love to do this monthly
 SquareDotCube: alright, gotta head out, have fun
 terribleplan: I'd be absolutely down for community PUBG nights being a regular thing
  TXC2: have people sign up on discord or something
  TXC2: so long SquareDotCube  stay safe
 NotCainNorAbel: Tough thing; don't have players because it doesn't happen and it doesn't happen because it doesn't have enough players
 TheMerricat: So real talk, if you all actually announced those things ahead of time, I think you could. Most of the time your 'sneaky' off slot stuff gets announced the day before or at best the start of the week and not everyone can swerve their schedules. like us unemployeed bums.
 Reyyan1395: I would have played but it would have taken too much time to download. I
 tyrew0rm: I would have joined, but you know EU timezones meant sleepy times
Piperlyon: so just grinding for sake of grinding or is there something we're grinding toward?
 Therberus: This is the whole game @piperlyon
 MTigress: gotta grind for the sweet katana
 TheMerricat: There is a super expensive sword that is OP for a good portion of the game that you can buy at the fair.
 RelwinEJ: Story advancement will continue when subs improve
 medmora: Is Garen's spin to win from Chrono trigger?
 Mazrae: I played pubg for the first time this subathon
 Diabore: Gonna turbo farm this robo
 frnknstn: the point where this counts as bullying
 nervousdavid: is this a play-it-forward?
 Therberus: Ugh why isn't this the yt replay where I can fast forward until the end of the grinding session 🫤
 protojman: what’s the lifespan of a controller at the moon base?
 Therberus: 😇😇
 DrakoniteDev: this is actually just a time loop
 hatboozeparty: 
 Capt_clown: I remember grinding for the Lode Sword as a kid & it blows though everything the first few chapters. Was so fun 
 LathosTiran: depends if Ian zombiefies it
  TXC2: gotta experience the Zen of grinding
 CaptainChibale: we're trapped
 Therberus: @drakonitedev spoilers
 cassaclyzm: you probably take better care of them than I do mine
Piperlyon: are you playing on an original SNES or is this one of the bundle systems Nintendo did
 Molator: you  have to watch this at 1X speed
 Awfrigate: is there a most and least used kind of controller at the moonbase?
 sephsays: what actually is that lunch? Crono says it "tastes like chicken", so I'm concerned its *not* chicken 
 LostThePirate: It's not like they ragequit and throw them at walls - the LRR crew keeps their chill.
 cassaclyzm: You can't carry any more silver points I think?
 Therberus: @sephsays I always wondered what happened to the missing kitty
 cassaclyzm: thought I saw that flash on screen
 Stauffy: Crono waking up every morning to Gato's song rather than "I got you, babe"
 CaptainChibale: it's canned mystery meat
 kdefinition: Remember, chat, this is the man who has spent the last however many years digging to bedrock "for fun." This grind is nothing before his might.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Chicken does taste like chicken
 Mazrae: All I know is that its the old man's next to the lunch, packed lunch I think from their wife
 DrakoniteDev: @Therberus I was talking about the stream
WiseGuy57: assuming the deep chicken gameplay is why this game is so beloved
 TehAmelie: SNES controllers usually break down by being used too much, as the carbon contacts in the buttons wear down, while the console gets corroded circuits when you put it away for too long. a fine balance to find
 Capt_clown: It's Chiken™
 cassaclyzm: I never knew it capped at 200, that's wild
 nevermore913: I've heard alligator tastes like chicken maybe it's alligator
 MTigress: new show "Chrono o Clock?"
 Therberus: Oh gosh you have to trade it in one at a time!
 groulux: I have just restarted a FFX going back to my teenage years is alot of fun.
 themercenary1987: oh god individual presses for 10 good lord
  TXC2: thank the Gods you don't have to do this 1-1 trading in newer games 
 Spades_Slicc: huh never found the cap when I did this, I just included cashing out in the heal loop
 TheMerricat: So chat, this was back when Nintendo companies didn't respect your time. ... sorta like now. 
 DragaFireHawk: God this reminds me so much of buying Game Corner points in Pokemon Red
 tehThane: If you cap three times and then exchange six more times you should have enough
 Therberus: I actually played it for the first time on my retroid a few months back 🙂
 WetPaperSack: Just think of it as a good time to sit and listen to the great Millennial Fair music
Piperlyon: ah yes, the 90s, back when you didn't have anything better to do than press a button 20 times
  TXC2: there has to be some kind of hardware limitation as to why it's done this way right?
 Capt_clown: Alligator does taste like chicken but I suspect it's more in how they tend to fry it like chicken than the meat outright tasting like chicken
 Capt_clown: No game, vibes only
 Therberus: Retroid pocket 5? The usb c can do hdmi if you put an adapter! Works kinda like a switch dock
 cassaclyzm: What's gonna be for breakfast?
  TXC2: Capt_clown  that or the Alligators are corn fed 
WiseGuy57: pre-cap: Wheeler will literally have a nervous breakdown on air if it means you subscribe.
WiseGuy57: pist-cap:
 Therberus: Real talk the rp5 has become my favourite way to stream my steam library, it's a really good device
 Spades_Slicc: 76 hp
  TXC2: well more then 58 at least
 TheMerricat: Chicken, and most meat animals, flavor doesn't just come from the animal itself. A good portion of it comes from it's diet. This is why we tend to prefer omnivore meat over carnivore meat, and herbivore meat over omnivore meat, and why some cattle are more expensive than other cattle.
 Mazrae: Would it work to just transfer the emulator folder that should hold the save files i think
 CaptainChibale: 76 hp
Rpspartin: 76 HP
 dippedfeathers: Good morning folks!
Piperlyon: why is the cap 200 when you get 15 at a time? It's 13 fights then you lose 10 on the 14th to hit the cap
 HarmonisedMelody: What're we grinding for?
  TXC2: hello dippedfeathers  welcome
 TehAmelie: if you find the emulator folder you're already halfway there
  TXC2: HarmonisedMelody  cool sword
 HarmonisedMelody: Nice 
 RelwinEJ: @HarmonisedMelody Enlightenment
 TheMerricat: @Piperlyon Also, they were already learning how to make microtransactions be scams. 
 MyrddintheWizard: I think you mean soda chugging… 
  TXC2: I assume this fight gives the most points ?
 Programmerman1: oh no not again
 tehThane: If you dont want to worry about capping you can go until you cap 3 times and then 4 fights should be enough
 damela42: This does give XP and points
 DrakoniteDev: cyclone is mostly good against multiple enemies
 HarmonisedMelody: Heavy Lourde Sword
 MTigress: tastes like chicken
 Stauffy: The attack animations and hit sounds in this game are extremely satisfying in general
  TXC2: #JustLockIn
 Therberus: Chicken? For breakfast?
Piperlyon: doesn't have to be chicken, just something that tastes *like* chicken
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 LadyAiluros: chicken sausage
 nevermore913: Or get something that tastes like chicken
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: A nice chicken breakfast sandwich
 Programmerman1: I mean it's probably something fowl
 groulux: French toast with fruit
 DigitalSeahorse: chicken is just fertilized adult egg
 Therberus: What a silly thing that you do Mr. Turner 
 rabbitgta: We did eggs in a frame
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 CaptainChibale: I eat turkey bacon
 dippedfeathers: a always b be c chickening. always be chickening
 CaptainChibale: you can fight him 12 times before you lose points
 dragon_pandaDnd: he dose like to dig a hole
Piperlyon: now I kind of want to go to Whataburger for a honey butter chicken biscuit
 TehAmelie: 13, even, but 12 i guess gives a little margin
 stippledotter: Crono hits cap and doesn't even get ice cream 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I was thinking Wendy's Maple Bacon Chicken Croissant.
 GhostValv: god those days 
 VinylMinty: yep.
 CaptainChibale: yeah I mean if you miscount you might go to 14 by accident but my math was actually slightly off XD
Vicarus_: Thats real lmao
 GrassVortex: 
 NotCainNorAbel: and weekend rentals went till Monday
 Diabore: i still do that, but i woke early on a work day to play more of ff7rebirth
 Summerlithi: Don't think I ever rented a game as a kid
 Ravensfest: Yeah that was most of my 90s
 VinylMinty: Did that with one of the broken sword games on xbnox
 rabbitgta: Video games was our jobs
 WetPaperSack: Yep... but I owned this one thankfully.
 DeM0nFiRe: For us, it was Wednesday night that we rented the games because it was only $1 to rent it for 1 day
  TXC2: or in my case, waking up early to play, then having to go back to bed because of a migraine 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I was rarely allowed to rent games
 CaptainChibale: I never played this one. It's cute.
 keyforgealchemist: 90s kids rule!
 Hrrisn: agreed
 nevermore913: Definitely remember doing that with other games
 TehAmelie: there was a time my friend rented a N64 with Goldeneye for 24 hours and five of us sat at the village hall for maybe 22 of those hours, with breaks for food
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah, my childhood wasn't recorded
 ContingentCat: Legitimately yeah same, right before phones came and changed so much
 DigitalSeahorse: cause you've rented the game from the corner store up on the hill and you've woken the owner too many times from bed calling too early to ask if it's not been rented already the night before  it me
 Ravensfest: I was in college in the 90s, but I still spent my weekends renting games.
 Summerlithi: I was a baby for most of the 90s
 VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun - the 48 hour mark is coming up in 55 minutes. Might have to reset soon
 CaptainChibale: I was a 90s teen
Zyme86: Toys R Us, where a kid can be a kid, nough said
 DeM0nFiRe: Growing up to see the transition from NES to SNES to N64 to Gamecube (well I had a PS2 instead of GCN) was pretty cool
 MrPipboy3000: It was the best ... autonomy, anonymity, technology, it was amazing
 moltesers123: I was born in the 90s
 Therberus: 83? Daym you old
 Therberus: (jkjk)
Airship_Overdrive: Has he been grinding the opening fair scene for 12 hours? … 
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Nigouki: after grind?
 rabbitgta: Do it really quick now?
 CaptainChibale: I was born in 78 lol
 Diabore: panic
 dragon_pandaDnd: i was 90 kids but i think everyone say that about 80s and 70s
 TheMerricat: I'll be the contrarian and point out that my father says the same damn thing about the '50s 
 moltesers123: they should definitely bring back the 90s
  TXC2: Airship_Overdrive  no no, only about an hour
 GhostValv: quick one 
 nevermore913: I was 4 when we entered the 90s
 DigitalSeahorse: now twitch gonna do a weird?
 LadyAiluros: cycke the steam when you go get brekkie?
 Austere_Squire: Hullo again! Tell me chat, did we incur any additional losses after Cori in Sims?
indigocat: ice cream!
 soulcannons: Always loved going to the store to see what new games were out.
 medmora: Rural 2000s kids are similar to 90s kids
 chianeko: Speedrun
  TXC2: hello Austere_Squire  welcome
 VinylMinty: No worries James
 Nigouki: new stream will start with COOL SWORD right away
Airship_Overdrive: @TXC2 what for?
Piperlyon: why do we need to cycle the stream? Does it break if it's live too long?
 DigitalSeahorse: Crono hurry up!
 moltesers123: I was 2 in the 90s
 Spades_Slicc: If you leave without talking to him you don't get points
  TXC2: Airship_Overdrive  OP sword
Airship_Overdrive: 👍
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Austere_Squire: is James speedrunning?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
  TXC2: Piperlyon  Twitch REALLY doesn't like streams going longer then 48 hrs
 TheMerricat: The internet says yes you do in fact lose the points if you leave before the speech.
  TXC2: Austere_Squire  grinding
 Diabore: iirc it just hard ends
 PsychoI3oy: it automatically restarts
 soulcannons: This game is always a favorite. Makes me want to break out the ds and play it again.
 chianeko: James has 2 hours to beat chrono trigger
 Spades_Slicc: Twitch execs swat your location
 Therberus: I mean, there's one way to find out....
 CaptainChibale: ii's a vod issue
 Diabore: thats many money
 VinylMinty: It generally to stop issues with Vods
 TheMerricat: Google claims that if you try to stream over 48 hours twitch automatically forces to stream to stop and restart and creates a new vod. But it's confusing because some of the stuff says that you actually get knocked offline and some of it says that it's just a back-end thing and your stream actually doesn't go offline.
Airship_Overdrive: that snes “harmonica” sound is so nostalgic
 soulcannons: Great music too.
 GhostValv: those kinds of luxuries are .... rough
 CaptainChibale: 48 hours is the hard cap on vod length so it just stops after that point if you don't restart the stream, but you CAN keep streaming.
 Diabore: im pretty sure i had a copy as the bundle with an pixel FF (cant remember if it was 4 or 6)
 dippedfeathers: support the LRR Pateron so James can make poor financial decisions
 LordZarano: iirc we hit it during DB in the first year it was a thing. It just flicked offline and straight back on again
 soulcannons: Was FF4. First one I ever played
Piperlyon: if I recall correctly Nintendo didn't move away from cardboard boxes until the Gamecube, which means that boxes for anything older is going to be real hard to find an intact box for
  TXC2: isn't it? 
 TheMerricat: Yeah you've got to support James's patreon if you want this support that. 
 CaptainChibale: oh does twitch actually restart on you? I thought it didn't
 GhostValv: never punished 
 rabbitgta: Lego releasing new kits is how James makes poor financially decisions
 LostThePirate: I'm very anti- video games as investments - toys are meant to be played with, not encased in plastic on a shelf somewhere.
 DigitalSeahorse: internet says it stops stream 
 protojman: there’s a really good vinyl copy with some Japanese style highlights.
 NotCainNorAbel: Graham and Paul make the poor financial decision to support James 
 couchboyj: I've got a SNES copy boxed up in the basement with a bunch of other SNES RPGs, somewhere
 Diabore: collector items are not investments send tweet
 NotCainNorAbel: (which my understanding is very untrue given how much james does)
 CaptainChibale: god yeah if I still have my og NES cartridges they'd be on display bc they're cool but I wouldn't play them anymore that's what ROMS are for
 atinyspacemarine: I think for something as old as that, and particularly a cartridge game, that's entirely reasonable
 TehAmelie: SNES games are terrible investments cause they made massive amounts of all the classics. not that it stopped my local game store from selling FF2 used for $130
 Awfrigate: Does having it bring you joy? If so, good enough reason for me.
 TalpTheScot: I wonder how many times this poor robot has been beaten up over the years
 GedankenPalast_: I still have an Gameboy Advance SP that I use
 Thadrin46: Like people using vinyl record sleeves as art
Piperlyon: eew, ads
 TheMerricat: @lostthepirate cue the fact that sealed MtG packs are going for $100 at a lot of LGS but they sell them to you for MSRP if you let them open the deck so it's no longer sealed.
 rabbitgta: Make an apology cupcake
 DigitalSeahorse: I've got a sealed simpsons thing that plays audio but I don't have the bit that it connects to which is sold separately which would be pointless to open the box without having
  TXC2: they were
 dragon_pandaDnd: not boo the space hamster
 Garfman314: i got given one day one
 webbywebfoot: Restart when you get that coffee?
ghyllnox: Mine ran out this morning I guess, but I'm sure I'll have another gifted by the end
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've been real good at dodging
sarsum33: i have been here most of the week and i still don't have one.
  TXC2: sure was fun telling chat when they were incoming the first few days 
 Capt_clown: I feel the same about MTG cards. People who treat them like something to add to their stock portfolio & never even played the game should be barged into the Pacific 
CaptainChibale gifted a Tier 1 sub to Piperlyon! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
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 MousseFilledCat: stole a man’s lunch! Hope that doesn’t have consequences
 DigitalSeahorse: I wish I had more space to display what I've got
 soulcannons: I should be cleaning and getting housework done, but found you playing this and now I’m invested.
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 Piperlyon: yay! Thanks mate!
 CaptainChibale: adbegone
 Diabore: regect ads, embrace subs
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 sarsum33: @LostThePirate Thanks 
 GhostValv: wowie
 HarmonisedMelody: Woah, 20 
 TehAmelie: @Capt_clown or worse, Wizards could just print all the cards people want so they lose value
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: NotCainNorAbel  
 TalpTheScot: ok surely thats everyone now
 adamshandy: 301
 Diabore: not a chance
 beatrix_plotter: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Morning James, hi chat. Having fun?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hehe
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 GasCityGaming: Morning Sarah!
 LostThePirate: I only had one in the budget, if you've dodged the bombs this long, you get a targeted attack 
  TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde  we're grinding
 Diabore: james on that grind
 TheMerricat: We are punching bots instead of chunks today.
Showsni: !subathon
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 Therberus: Like an ottoman? From the empire?
 DandyGeek: what, no footrest under the desk?
 Summerlithi: You mean the fart sponge
 CaptainChibale: is the sub sale on your end or twitch rn?
 Zyme86: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub!
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, I-Cream!
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah classic RPG experience
 TehAmelie: almost at the limit!
 g0d0fb1scu1ts: thanks @notcainnorabel !!!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Nickiatori: if you had a milllion dollars you could buy an ottoman
 dippedfeathers: new sub stretch goal: James gets an ottoman. so he can stretch. it’s a stretch goal.
 LathosTiran: "you can play on the living room TV but dont sit in dad's chair"
 stippledotter: James plays this on his morning show, call that Time O' Clock
 public_key_reveal_party: Is the desert bus chair comfortable? I kinda assumed it wasn't and was kinda just kept around because it was tradition?
 Nickiatori: @dippedfeathers I think that costs a million dollars
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 tehThane: Every 50g needed is 2/3 of a fight
  Sarah_Serinde: If you've had the stream open a long time it may also just still be showing from yesterday
 CaptainChibale: oh neat. cause I save 5 dollars on 5 subs rn.
 Capt_clown: @tehamelie Don't give them any ideas!
 TehAmelie: it's been moled by generations of butts
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party  it's kept BECAUSE it's comfortable
 Diabore: the farts did not demean the comfort
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't see one on my end
 public_key_reveal_party: That's good haha
ushiikun is continuing the Gift Sub they got from KBKarma!
 Summerlithi: You'd kinda want it to be with how long people have to sit on it
 atinyspacemarine: desert bus is punishing enough without the chair sucking
 JoyTheBard:   
 Piperlyon: I take it it's 4k for the sword then?
  TXC2: 14 fights to go !
 Zyme86: what happens at 4 k?
  TXC2: I think
 DigitalSeahorse:  6969 go!
 CaptainChibale: 13
  TXC2: Zyme86  we buy a cool sword
 jacqui_lantern234: 59420 fights 
JoyTheBard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, JoyTheBard! (Today's storm count: 50)
 VinylMinty: what does the ice cream mean in the sub count
 CaptainChibale: at 13 you lose points for the 14th fight
 atinyspacemarine: you kill that dude and he drops a sick katana
  TXC2: VinylMinty  James hires a ice cream truck
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 n_mandrag: and then 50 more fights to buy health insurance for the sword!
 NotCainNorAbel: we made numbers go up so now make number go down
 TehAmelie: pretty forward thinking design to sell a sweet sword in the starting town for the dedicated grinders
 tehThane: 12 more fights if my math is right
  TXC2: catyh2go  
 CaptainChibale: someone has to have a soft serve cone for me
  TXC2: gets to come and buy their own ice cream
 sigma88: whoaaa i got a sub. thank you very much @catyh2go! !
 Showsni: Thanks for the gift sub!
 GasCityGaming: There's someone we can talk to to check our points too right?
 Piperlyon: you need 190 more silver points for the last 950 gold, which means 13 total fights. That's 2, so 11 more
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 sigma88: i showed up for a good stream today. one of my absolute favorite games on the snes
 Snowcookies: Like we have a choice 
  TXC2: Ravensfest  
 GhostValv: sorry no choice  I don't make the rules
 Awfrigate: Such grind. really want that sword
Forgotten_Sanity: We.... can?
 incslayer: Walk away from Chrono Trigger? I Think Not Sir!
 tehThane: 10
NerdWithoutName is continuing the Gift Sub they got from DeM0nFiRe!
 LostThePirate: !sir
  LRRbot: IAN!
 stippledotter: First grind the sword, then grind the coffee
 LostThePirate: XD
 Molator: its 4am where else am i going to go?
GasCityGaming gifted a Tier 1 sub to Forgotten_Sanity! They have given 14 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 rogerivany: I mean I still leave the stream on when I leave the room.
 GhostValv: never punished
 Capt_clown: James gets the $4k & forgets to add tax and ends up having to do an extra fight 
 Forgotten_Sanity: @GasCityGaming Thanks for the sub!
 incslayer: you should do a comparison fight against gato when you have gotten the sword
 CaptainChibale: I just woke up about 45 min ago the stream was left running with my speakers muted
 atinyspacemarine: The stream's been running nearly 24/7 in my living room
 GasCityGaming: My last day mission is also to snipe the unsubbed
 OmegaPlatinum: i had the stream running while I was asleep
 TehAmelie: i too would like a fair that gives you free food and challenges where you win money
 MisterZimbu: need a backup sword in case you accidentally drop the first
 DeM0nFiRe: @GasCityGaming Smy just because tehyd on't sub doesn't mean you should kill them
 DeM0nFiRe: smh*
 Therberus: @TehAmelie ok but you have to fight a giant robot
 LostThePirate: I will miss most of today because adult responsibilities (aka work), but thank goodness VoDs exist!
 Awfrigate: One for each hand, then maybe an back pair
 OmegaPlatinum: to be fair the Fare is not exactly *giving* James free food
 GhostValv: the opulence 
 Capt_clown: Dual wield that MF!
 trialbystory: Littleknown easter egg, if you grind out 2 Chrono gets a dual wield perk
 TehAmelie: i could beat that robot
 CaptainChibale: I did miss the first half of the subathon but I'll hit up the vods when they come out
Genie_M: Grinding the same enemy is like digging a hole right?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 dragon_pandaDnd: just like clock with paul
 GasCityGaming: @DeM0nFiRe Snipe... with love...? 😜
 rxpalindrome: any food is free if you don't pay for it
 reptile___: you say it's rude for Marle to call you a pig, but to be fair, how many entire chickens has Crono eaten in the past hour?
 dragon_pandaDnd: he discover that 2 clock are better then one clock
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I fear that we should pay for our food
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 Genie_M: Thank you 😁
 Spades_Slicc: @reptile___ We don't know that it's chicken
 Ashmantle:   
 Stauffy: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Oh, we will
 stippledotter: Literally chickening out
  TXC2: NerdWithoutName  
 incslayer: how far are you from Chrono's Next Tech?
 GhostValv: you're either a chicken or a turkey 
 seanmrwick: Morning, James
 CaptainChibale: it's chicken flavoured ice cream
 Capt_clown: Or, hear me out, get 3 Lode Swords and go full Zoro
  TXC2: hello seanmrwick  welcome
 Genie_M: Million bits
 seanmrwick: hey @TXC2
 Nickiatori: are you challenging us?
 GhostValv: you could say we didn't commit to the bit 100
IgorApp subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
 IgorApp: HI james, wich FF is this?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, IgorApp! (Today's storm count: 73)
 GasCityGaming: If there is a sub sale im sure that helped.
 Lex_Peacekeeper: "I am gotto, I have metal parts, beat me up and earn 15 silver points"
 incslayer: that sounds like a challenge to me James
 Capt_clown: Didn't last year's also reach cap like day three?
 Spades_Slicc: What's a million bits, a couple kilobytes?
 MalFnord: Not doing the PaC crowd control thing was definitely a factor in that I think
 seanmrwick: I think if there's anything I've learned from watching LRR over the years James, it's that statistics are quite fascinating
 Diabore: first year reached cap in like 2 days
 rxpalindrome: there were points i was worried we wouldn't make it
  TXC2: it did get to 5 hours at one point yesturday
 ContingentCat: yeah that'll make a difference
 Therberus: It was nice to wake up to low time left and see it gradually climb back druing the day
 Genie_M: Dancing around 8-12 hours for days was interesting
 Lex_Peacekeeper: what ver of Chrono Trigger is this ? Snes? GBA? PS1?
 ShadyLantern: me and my cat had a nice laydown while listening to the stream, so this has been nice :3
  TXC2: Lex_Peacekeeper  Snes
 Spades_Slicc: Snemulator if you will
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Clearly we need to coast at about 1 hr for the whole week
 Matrim528: Does the ice cream counter only go down with subs?
  TXC2: we should be close now?
 Piperlyon: has anyone been keeping track of how many fights are left? Because I have not
  TXC2: Matrim528  nope bits count too
 Matrim528: Ok. Great. Thank you.
 CaptainChibale: I was not counting fights
 LathosTiran: i remember when emulation was broken enough that you couldnt see through the fog in the future
ShadyLantern is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
ShadyLantern gifted a Tier 1 sub to drain244!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, ShadyLantern! Welcome to drain244! (Today's storm count: 74)
 seanmrwick: so last night I attended my first Ghost "Ritual" last night during the Skeleta tour and oh boy it was the best show I've ever gone to
 TehAmelie: i think you're about done
 TalpTheScot: @LathosTiran that was my first experience playing this game
JJ Sandee: Whoo! Chronotrigger!
 Genie_M: Good to know that it was 12 some time ago
 azninsect: 5000 beets
  TXC2: azninsect  
 azninsect: it time for beets
 TehAmelie: that's a lot of beets
 GhostValv: the big beets 
 Genie_M: Sing!
 LostThePirate: And no Caillou! XD
 azninsect: are we still beating up the robot
 Genie_M: 😁
 ShadyLantern: getting so close to ice cream
 Stauffy: 
 CaptainChibale: 4 fights
 Piperlyon: 3 more fights
 themercenary1987: 4 fights left!
 Zyme86: 75/ fight
 seanmrwick: oooh I know where this was going
 tehThane: 3 fight
indigocat: nooOoo
indigocat: cursed Caillou song
 soulcannons: I should get up and start housework…but I have a cat on my lap and I’m invested
 themercenary1987: do till your next level up?
 rogerivany: Some extra to get an ice cream.
 TehAmelie: 3 will leave you with silver coins after all
 tehThane: 4 exchange, but 3 fights is 45 silver pieces
 sigma88: is it too late to tell you that you're pretty powered up for the first dungeon and that youll get the same exact sword for free during the second dungeon? 
 tehThane: 2 more fights now
 themercenary1987: HAH
 jessicatheblack: 
 azninsect: this is about sending a message
 RatherLargeToad: But now we’ll have two!
 TehAmelie: well we wanted two swords
 RatherLargeToad: Two is better than one!
 Lex_Peacekeeper: Gatos EXP starts going down as well after so many fights, dont remember the number
austinsunrise: HUGE
 azninsect: got there
 PsychoI3oy: GG
 GhostValv: wowie
 TehAmelie: legend
  TXC2: one shot baby!
 themercenary1987: A happy person is one with two knives! "i gotta tell ya, this is pretty great... YEAH"
 Forgotten_Sanity: 
 Snowcookies: woot
 groulux:  
austinsunrise: time to fight lavos
 soulcannons: There we go
 dragon_pandaDnd: one shot one kill
 RatherLargeToad: Luca don’t make em like she used to
 thatguysteve2709: Don't forget the reset now that you have the sword
 Spades_Slicc: James, have you ever taken Lavos out during the first fight?
 azninsect: cronos you dingus
 TehAmelie: and then you'll have 5 coins you can't exchange, so better make it one more. . .
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 themercenary1987: but the level is soooo close!
 Nickiatori: and we get a little walking around money
 Spades_Slicc: Go offline come back with sword
 Piperlyon: can I get a... one more?
 Lex_Peacekeeper: @Spades_Slicc you can only do that on new game + from what I remember
 GhostValv: punished 
 azninsect: oh
 Greggleswong: LMAO
austinsunrise: D:
 TehAmelie: Marle needs some XP anyway
 RatherLargeToad: death by robots-noogie
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 rogerivany: We knew that you weren't
 Lex_Peacekeeper: game over got to restart now
 Spades_Slicc: @Lex_Peacekeeper according to the internet you can do it without ng+
 GhostValv: no booly James 
austinsunrise: 13 subs for 13 fights
 OmegaPlatinum: How it started: "This is the whole stream now, suckers." How it's going: "Don't make me keep fighting him"
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
 ShadyLantern: we did it XDD
 TehAmelie: better save the game x)
austinsunrise: get a lode of this guy
 Awfrigate: Crono is hyped for it
 RatherLargeToad: what a lode
 TalpTheScot: disappointed if not one shot
 chianeko: Time for Lavos fight
 Nickiatori: 2 more fights so we we end on an even number of points
  LRRbot: Good job everyone, you've capped the Subathon! But don't stop there, do you see the ice cream icon on the counter? That's how many more subs we need for the LRR crew to get to rent an ice cream truck!
sadfleck: beeeg sword
  TXC2: 
YeOldeMark: Well I'm convinced it was all with it
 GhostValv: sucks to suck 
 Stauffy: Better level up some more until we can
YeOldeMark: Worth it
 Piperlyon: garbage sword, not even worth it
 TalpTheScot: might as well do the 11 for the level now
 azninsect: time to level up more
 VinylMinty: Just a reminder to reset stream james before continuing!
 PhorrestGaze: one more?
 chianeko: Might as well do the rest of the fights
  TXC2: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 23:34:36.
austinsunrise: now I'm thinking of Gatos, the ultimate final boss
 PsychoI3oy: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13d, 21:03:38. 
 Zyme86: gato has 100 hp
  TXC2: was this sword even worth it? 
 rabbitgta: Ohko? More like ohno
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Zyme86: miscounted then sorry
 tehThane: 80% damage increase is still pretty good though
 chianeko: 11 more
 TehAmelie: for 4000 you'd expect a slightly better sword than one that does less damage than the wood sword on a crit
 Zyme86: read the entry wrong
  TXC2: save game ?
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 Zyme86: #save
 themercenary1987: save
 rabbitgta: Save
 incslayer: you can save on the world map
 IviaRelle: You can save on the world map
 Therberus: Save on world map!
 ShadyLantern: ctrl + s usually
 Lex_Peacekeeper: yuou can save on worlkd map
 Forgotten_Sanity: World map save?
 solarsheeptoken: how do u feel abt the soul stone mtg
 MousseFilledCat: has James gotten the second cat?
 Diabore: yes
 PsychoI3oy: yes
 Lizardman175: yes
 Shadowsoflife: yup
  TXC2: yes
 GhostValv: ye
  TXC2: and you
 soulcannons: Yes
 dippedfeathers: he won’t be right back.
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 dippedfeathers: he’ll be left back.
 Costar_s: love this music 
 Deyna_Taggerung: Left streamer none beef'
 LostThePirate: 
Rublore: Oh no! The music!
 Costar_s: oh
 GedankenPalast_: 
  TXC2: 
 LathosTiran: Bliped
 OmegaPlatinum: picnic!
   LoadingReadyRun: Should be back
austinsunrise: 
 GhostValv: refresh
 TehAmelie: 
 GrassVortex:  
 Ashmantle: 
austinsunrise: back
 Shadowsoflife: 
 azninsect: 
 herph:   
tehThane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, tehThane! (Today's storm count: 75)
 MungoDude: don't forget to greet newcomers
 GedankenPalast_: 
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 Piratical_tendancies:  
 Mazrae: Just got back what happened
 chianeko: Can we just have a chrono trigger ost listening stream?
  TXC2: Mazrae  we took stream offline
austinsunrise: wb james
  TXC2: and we're back
 Mazrae: @txc2 ah okay
 Zyme86: if not playing refresh ppl
  r10pez10: weird minecraft mod
 chianeko: Taco bell breakfast
 EastCoastSam_: DENNY'S!!!!!
  r10pez10: nonspon
 Therberus: Petro canada? Get yourself a nice pint of gas
 LathosTiran: gas station egg salad
 MTigress: get some 7am gas station sushi
 Diabore: a&w pog
 drcthulu: get the sausage sampler
austinsunrise: hell yeah get a root beer float
 damela42: Fujiya
 MungoDude: I haven't had Denny's in like 12 years
  r10pez10: gas station coffee
 DoodlestheGreat: IHOP?
 Nickiatori: A&W breakfast is ok
 GhostValv: don't want to get Slammed in the morning?
 barefootgamer: Order McD and A&W pancakes and compare
 Zyme86: @MungoDude still legally defined as food
 Ritaspirithntr: The Parsonage isn’t open yet?
 Brozard: Waffle House > IHOP >>>>> Denny’s
darrin: kfc
  TXC2: LRR needs to learn to make their own breakfasts 
 LadyAiluros: Denny's is good
 Deyna_Taggerung: The Linecook breakfast; monster and a cig
 Goombill: I love A&W breakfast, now I'm tempted
 stippledotter: Thank you for your sacrifice
 drcthulu: sausage mcmuffin from McD's
 Hrrisn: A&W isn’t bad
  r10pez10: do you want us to poll
 damela42: Get Graham to make food and bring it over?
 MalFnord: That's a great question, why don't you have a coffee machine in the moonbase?
 LostThePirate: 10x McD's hashbrowns
 cassaclyzm: I enjoy a McDonald's breakfast on occasion
 reptile___: When is the next person scheduled to come in?  Can they pick something up for you on the way in?
 chianeko: More options might unlock in 20 minutes
 ShadyLantern: its true its pretty bad
 GhostValv: was it BK who owns it now?
 Zyme86: it is impressive how badly TH fell off in the past decade
 IviaRelle: Tims breakfast in particular is the worst option. A&W is the best.
 Piperlyon: @Deyna_Taggerung that is not just for line cooks. IT professionals have been running off that for years as well
 ContingentCat: yeah I only go into tims for a bathroom in an emergency
 LathosTiran: the enshitification of private equity managment
 TehAmelie: can it be worse than McD's? that's pretty bad
 ShadyLantern: i work at mcdonalds so i never wanna eat it
 umbalcy: @catyh2go Díky za darované předplatné!
 rogerivany: Get Jade to bring something in.  
 Diabore: agree
 ContingentCat: @GhostValv yup and got rid of everything that was good about it
 EastCoastSam_: Eat the whole bundle
  r10pez10: sixty bucks geez
darrin: breakfast sucks in general
 MungoDude: I'd kofi you 58 bucks but I can't afford to
 soulcannons: I could send donuts, but they would be super stale due to being on the other side of the continent.
 saweeks: At least A&W is canadian
 Thadrin46: McDs do a great breakfast. fact.
 googoltudoris: do you have anything nearby that's *like* Denny's, but, y'know, good? like an actual diner?
 GasCityGaming: McDonald's has Tim's old supplier
 drcthulu: McDonalds coffee is the old Tim's coffee
 ContingentCat: McDonalds coffee is the old coffee provider Tim's used to get so it is better for a reason
 Therberus: Big mac and fries
 cassaclyzm: at least it's a chill job for the driver
  TXC2: we need to keep cereals at the moonbase 
 Nickiatori: pick a further mcdonalds
 EastCoastSam_: Go live on your phone and take us to the cafe
  r10pez10: tax write off breakfast
 GhostValv: being nice D:
 cassaclyzm: ugh, being nice
 reptile___: get that Farmer's Breakfast for the office?
 ShadyLantern: can we have timbits
 TalpTheScot: that makes it a business expense
 Thadrin46: I have a McDs about ten minutes walk away. It's always tempting when I'm up really early.
 GasCityGaming: James if you want the farmer wrap just say you want the farmer wrap 
 GhostValv: nice bits for being nice 69
 chianeko: Giant office breakfast
 googoltudoris: "james gets chat timbits"
 cassaclyzm: we can have timbits but we have to source them locally
Khyrberos: Timbits for chat 2025
 azninsect: nice
 TehAmelie: i'm only going by the burgers, but i tried a McDonald's burger when they opened here last year and it was honestly the worst food i've tasted in 20 years or more
  r10pez10: how do they make the timbits out of the donut holes
 PsychoI3oy: oh god the 7-11 breakfast burrito I used to get has my (now) daily sodium intake and 2x my daily carbs
 MTigress: do they have organic cage-free timbits?
 PsychoI3oy: 3x
 incslayer: @r10pez10 they take a normal donut and invert it
 Milleg2: crono getting impatient
 Costar_s: you need  PHD to navigate the tim apps tbh
  r10pez10: oh that's pretty straightforward
 stippledotter: The music is really capturing the wide range of emotion here
 chianeko: Double double ?
 Lex_Peacekeeper: todays stream, James trys to order a coffee without Serges help
 barefootgamer: The Tim's app sucks
 Bright5park: None breakfast sandwich with left sausage ::
 ghizmou: is tim's iced coffee still good? I remember getting that back in the day
 ContingentCat: @chianeko 2 sugar 2 milk
 barefootgamer: Double double is 2 cream 2 sugar
 jacqui_lantern234: get an XL 9x9 
 JoSt42: so a quadruple?
 NorthstarTex: I miss having Tim Bits
Nathan Longhair: What game is this we’re not playing?
 IviaRelle: Now I want some kinda cookie-like substance to eat. No Tims close to me, I might have to bake cookies.
 chianeko: Thanks!
 Therberus: We used to be a country
 azninsect: get some coffee into this james
 EastCoastSam_: Oh dang, hashbrowns are $4 here
 ProcyonFlynn: But the Memes! 
 ShadyLantern: man id love a biscuit rn
 Piperlyon: what is "The Wayne Gretzky"?
  r10pez10: !addquote (James) [Now] Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now.
  LRRbot: New quote #9364: "Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now." —James [2025-08-02]
 groulux: You are sounding verry Adam there James.
 DigitalSeahorse: for just 1 hashbrown???
 EastCoastSam_: Hashbrowns? In this economy?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Piperlyon a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar
 Nickiatori: we get the Crosby now instead of the gretzky
 Zyme86: man the CAD has lost value 
 Nickiatori: 8 sugar 7 cream
 ProcyonFlynn: Like how big is that hashbrown though?
 GedankenPalast_: How big is the hashbrown?
 Costar_s: i love when the order button in the Tim app suddenly became a "Tim Financial" button for a year
 chianeko: I thought it was 9 and 9
 jacqui_lantern234: HASHED BROWN
 ProcyonFlynn: @GedankenPalast_ *high fives*
 MungoDude: oh right, I forgot I was making yoghurt, it should be done by now
 GasCityGaming: Not 3 dollars big
 GedankenPalast_: @ProcyonFlynn Eeeyyy *high five*
 ContingentCat: small than you'd hope for that much
 Piperlyon: @jacqui_lantern234 jesus christ, that's too much
 DigitalSeahorse: about 4 bites
 chianeko: Now I want to get breakfast 
  r10pez10: that's where this song is from???
 Phailhammer: @jacqui_lantern234 BAKED BEYANS
 Nickiatori: @chianeko that was the Gratzky but we dont like him anymore hence the Crosby
 Lex_Peacekeeper: go do the race?
  TXC2: more grinding!
 chianeko: 11 gato battles!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Piperlyon exactly! i wanna watch james suffer 
 azninsect: time to beat up the robot
 googoltudoris: @Piperlyon i'm pretty sure it's when you betray your country...
 jacqui_lantern234: @Phailhammer SOSIG
 protojman: 
 IviaRelle: It means there's somebody you haven't talked to yet.
 Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 EGGS
 MTigress: gotta beat up the robot to get points to get gold to get the timbits
 simpletoon: This combat bassline has been in my head since my childhood
 jacqui_lantern234: dangit! now i wanna listen to Big Breakfast 
 Lex_Peacekeeper: so thats 21 Gato battles?
 Therberus: Story?
 Shadowsoflife: It was wild seeing Tom Cardy on CR live show
 Costar_s: you just need to talk to NPCs
Khyrberos: @jacqui_lantern234 The specter of Tom Cardy persists
 Lex_Peacekeeper: you have to visit everything before they let you pass
 cobthegreat: Just talk to the girl at the fountain
 Nickiatori: can we bankrupt the town if we get enough points?
  TXC2: "daddy, ask the man for some candy" "no no, no candy for you" "well at least get some candy for your self!"
 GedankenPalast_: Oh boy
  r10pez10: is it safe
 BraveOthello: I see the below-athon is still going
  TXC2: teleportion? in the year 1000?
 Nickiatori: are we going to get turned into a clefairy?
 BraveOthello: And also I should finish this game some time
 Stormgod519: well, work starts in a half hour
 Stormgod519: just peeking in to say hi everyone
 gualdhar: "You take the murder box without me!"
 incslayer: @TXC2 why not?
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @Stormgod519  o/
  TXC2: incslayer  touché
 ShadyLantern: i remember the first time i hit this part i thought it was so stupid, and next thing i remember it was 8 hours later and i had to be torn away from the game XD
 terribleplan: Engage the plot!
 GedankenPalast_:  
 PsychoI3oy: oh so HL2 just ripped off the beginning of this game
 ProcyonFlynn: And it didn't hurt at all!
 gualdhar: nice job Crno
 Stormgod519: hya friends
 gualdhar: only lose a few genomes
 Nickiatori: I really like the sprite work in this game! it is so expressive!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 incslayer: cool they can teleport a person a few meters very cool
  TXC2: not seen, the Crono clone being drowned 
 Stormgod519: anyways, see yall for the tail end of this one; 
  TXC2: so long Stormgod519  stay safe
 incslayer: Lucca immedietly shipping Marle and Crono
 GedankenPalast_: aaaand she'll be gone
 jacqui_lantern234: @incslayer same tbh 
 Shadowsoflife: DON"T DO IT
 BraveOthello: @incslayer A journey of 1000m starts with a single m
 catyh2go: 
 Reyyan1395: Lucca still moving her glasses manually
 azninsect: everything seems fine
  r10pez10: does she died
 azninsect: dont worry about it
 azninsect: nothing happens
Khyrberos: @TXC2 Something something Nolan
 azninsect: shhh
  TXC2: 
 LathosTiran: dont throw the switch, that was expensive
 DeM0nFiRe: The music going away in aJRPG means something good is gonna happen, right?
 BraveOthello: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Deyna_Taggerung: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 incslayer: 
 GedankenPalast_: Give it a good hammering
 Sethalidos: has James never played Crono Trigger?
 azninsect: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BraveOthello:   
 MousseFilledCat: @sethalidos many times
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: Sethalidos  he has, many times
 OmegaPlatinum: oh no she wore metal in the MRI
  r10pez10: jewelery in the MRI
  r10pez10: yeah lol
 BraveOthello: Everything is no longer fine
Khyrberos: Neverything is fine'nt
 DigitalSeahorse: kidnapper!
 gualdhar: oh no did the silicone pendant have an iron core?
 Shadowsoflife:  
 BraveOthello: @Khyrberos 
  r10pez10: holy shit his name is chrono
 Zaghrog: More like mad lad
 Sethalidos: I played it so much as a kid I double starred everyone's stats
 StrykerBoh:     
 cassaclyzm: one of the best songs in video game history
  TXC2: WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHER CHOICES?! : P
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