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Wiliart: Don't forget to get your gold stronks today.
TXC2: oh it's stonks day is it?
pleonasticTautology: m. my what?
ShaneLeeAtk: And I am currently fresh out of stronks.
TehAmelie: stonks? *runs around like an excited wall street trader corgi*
TXC2: pleonasticTautology every now and again you can buy 550 gold for 50 gold on the arena store
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pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 ohhhhh
pleonasticTautology: hi!
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
ShaneLeeAtk:
CAKHost: And it seems like that "Smart Notification" was why I didn't get an email last time.
bytecaster: Hello fellow magic on a Wednesdays enjoyers!
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
TehAmelie: i did a bit of MTGA the other day, but i was not able to see any way to play EoE. is getting into the current set something you only get by spending money or gaining a lot of ranks?
drachenfells: Magic on a Wednesday. What a time to be alive.
TXC2: TehAmelie right now it's only on premiar draft, not the cheaper quick draft
TXC2: Here we GO!
TehAmelie: aha
TehAmelie: good day gentlemen
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Mangledpixel: boop
tsp397: 1/7 chance
TXC2: it is Wendsday, ahhhhhhhh
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TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
pleonasticTautology: magic magic magic magic
ShaneLeeAtk: It's Whopper Wednesday, my dudes!
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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public_key_reveal_party: Magic: The Gathering?
CAKHost:
Still a good lurrtung to you two! 
bytecaster: I will only get interested in Spider-man once I know how silly the Arena versions are
raulghoulia: thats the one I got a month ago
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
pleonasticTautology: i recently set up a pickup order at mox and said "loadingreadyrun send me, button please". it should be ready tomorrow, and i'll let you know what it is
bytecaster: Wait, there is a button article?!?
TheWooglie:
public_key_reveal_party: Pardon?
TXC2: good greif
CAKHost: For paper
TehAmelie: and we thought 1500 for the full set of The Sims 4 was a lot
drachenfells: What have we become?
TXC2: and they printed the set FOUR TIMES!
TXC2: (more then any other set)
public_key_reveal_party: They should at least knock 5 off
bytecaster: I also don't like it
TheMerricat: Hey chat, remember when LRR did a collector booster sealed box draft for FF?
Wiliart: 77?
couchboyj: I got one FF collector boosty from Walmart as it was stocked, for 40 bucks. Did not realize how crazy things would get.
Mindfire13: Thats the best reason to do a collector booster draft
TXC2:
I used to think a regular booster box being £99 10 years ago was ridiculous 
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Dromos_GHG: wow that tracker is very Willy Wonka golden ticket
EvilBadman: (Spoiler: 69 has been found)
bytecaster: I personally don't get collectibles, I just want cards to draft or play with.
TehAmelie: so with the box prize here, it might be fair to say. . .the stakes have never been higher?
StewartRWyatt: I couldn't resub during the Subathon but I watched the whole thing, So please take some morally-bankrupt bucks
Mindfire13: 49 (7^2) hasn't been found yet
TheMerricat:
@bytecaster I personally can't afford collectables. I play digital only 
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TXC2: hello Raiders
Blackymars:
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drachenfells: Hi Raiders
TXC2: also
TXC2: !patreon
public_key_reveal_party: I never really play magic much anymore, and pretty much only watch streamers and stuff, and like, kinda glad I got out sometimes
nevermore913: They could makers bigger Kingdom after selling that card
LJ_Alkes: Anyway, US!
ShaneLeeAtk: !store
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TheMerricat: @nevermore913 and it's still be a kingdom of cards!
Mindfire13: #Stonks
TXC2: ALWAYS with gold yes
TehAmelie: turning gold into more gold
couchboyj: Stonks
TXC2:
no MWM?
TehAmelie: like Double Midas
andy1503 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
andy1503: Hey wanted to update I'm on cycle 2 of chemo and Graham i went back and watched your monologue again I cannot tell you how comforting it has been. Thank you
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TXC2:
andy1503 
TheWooglie:
andy1503
andy1503: 4 for me
ArdCollider: hang in there, @andy1503, we're rooting for you.
andy1503: Thanks
TehAmelie: Wrath of Neil Armstrong
TXC2:
board wipes should not exile
bytecaster: Chorale is interesting, but unsure if good
Mindfire13: Izzet is artifacts
andy1503: Eh my energy is fine really my hair is the real casualty so far and going stir crazy being at home all the time
TehAmelie: wait, no, Wrath of Gagarin is better
Voidhawk42: I've seen chorale a few times. I've always doubted it, be interesting if you can make it work
TehAmelie: Blood Moon has come back to haunt is, with a wizard
TXC2: blood moon is back, in man form
pleonasticTautology: wait what's the blood moon on a stick?
pleonasticTautology: i went downstairs to get nuggies
Aarek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 140 months!
Aarek: Of course my sub renews slightly after the subathon
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bondeulv: flavour word
TXC2:
also, having two blood moons in brawl? not done a Gods damn thing
bondeulv: I think?
TXC2: pleonasticTautology Magus of the moon
Shurtal: i'm out here fighting for my life playing Aristocrats in standard. I have a greater appreciation for Cam now.
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 thank you :3
RatherLargeToad: The Corg
bondeulv: dog is good
Marvoleath: @TXC2 alternatively, you can now repeatedly strip mine ppl in brawl now
BrowneePointz: If we come across a copy of Honor, we should take a moment to appreciate the art on it cuz I feel like Eli Minaya continues to go under the radar on “Cool current Magic artists” convos
bondeulv: I think taking the 5 drop pack 1 is a bit early
TXC2:
Marvoleath I could, but I plan to got heaven when I die
MalikaiTheRed: the frontline war rager combos with spaceships real well
TXC2: *go to
couchboyj: Dog also can shut down the mill decks
Marvoleath:
GreatGodOm: Wednesday LRRMTG? What sort of crazy bizarro world is this?
bondeulv: new schedule @GreatGodOm
Juliamon: GreatGodOm The new schedule
ArmondoSC: new world order?
pleonasticTautology: hold on
OldUncleDan: @couchboyj NGL: I read that as "milf decks."
pleonasticTautology: can someone get me some kirby crackle
Shurtal: be the evil you want to see in the world
TXC2: the world of tomorrow!
pleonasticTautology: there came a time when the old schedule DIED!
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BrowneePointz: look at the art on honor!
GreatGodOm: A new schedule. The final frontier.
BrowneePointz: Eli Minaya is a BEAST
pleonasticTautology: bom-bard battlefield
MajorFrostbyte: 5 color in draft? Only Wheeler is that mad
bondeulv: I asked yesterday during the morning show, but didn't register any response... any plans for a youtube update or update of the lrr web page for the new stream schedule?
Marvoleath: I had the meditation and the sliver artifact in my sealed pool, sadly, didnt happen
Marvoleath: !schedule
bondeulv: yeah, the live schedule is there
BrowneePointz: Oh hey it’s the card that goes infinite with Bowmaster
Arimus221: It was last I checked
TehAmelie: Syr Vondam, more like Von DAMN
manfred909: I for one love the new schedule. MTG on my day off thank you
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TheWooglie: warping then stationing is great fun
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology
GreatGodOm: I had a draft with memorial vault and the enchantment that makes ammunition tokens. That was fun. For me that is.
bondeulv: hm, there was the kav harrier in the previous pack
pleonasticTautology:
on this channel, gifting 5 subs isn't a bribe, so it's more genuine 
bondeulv: might wheel
Diabore: pivot to 5 colour?
BrowneePointz: sure is
OldUncleDan: I have noticed that a lot of draft decks have been very heavy on the 3-slot. Seems like a slower overall format.
TehAmelie: nobody is into five colors eh
Mindfire13: Rare for the gems (later)?
BrowneePointz: there’s not fixing in this set for Guidelight
tryllebanjo: !card Bygone Cololssus
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TehAmelie: seems it takes a very particular deck to make use of the big station
TXC2: LRR doesn't rare draft from what I've seen
Diabore: not a creature not a land
tryllebanjo: !card Bygone Colossus
LRRbot: Bygone Colossus [9] | Artifact Creature — Robot Giant [9/9] | Warp {3}
Diabore: oblivion i think you need
MajorFrostbyte: Mee-chan
Marvoleath: mee-chan
EvilBadman: white player to your left eating good
TXC2: mee-chan, you Jane
MajorFrostbyte: lifelink
Marvoleath: both mechan and monoist are "ruined" for me
BrowneePointz: Bruntar! FCA!
Mindfire13: Landers may be my favorite mass-made artifact token
pleonasticTautology: @Marvoleath m'noist
couchboyj: *tips space hat* M'Chan
Diabore: it exiles until non land iirc
bytecaster: "but if void" is a fun thing to add to a sentence
Diabore: bruntar is until you exile nonland fwiw graham
TXC2: !sus
LRRbot: The_Sub_Ocean is acting suspicious...
BrowneePointz: like I said
Mangledpixel: if (void) is not valid syntax
BrowneePointz: Bruntar! FCA!
SolarBlitz1: Bruntar does not whiff, Bruntar rules!
bytecaster: Bruntar doesn't wiff, bruntar always delivers, order with Bruntar today!
pleonasticTautology: bruntar has been picked up by the seattle mariners in free agency
OldUncleDan: *sigh* I used to really dislike drafting in general. But, now that I effectively use Untapped.gg to draft for me, I have actually been having a lot of fun drafting. I feel like such a phoney though.
bytecaster: Dual Bruntar, how decadent!
pleonasticTautology: m'noist sentry
couchboyj: Four mana is cheap for a rez effect, and if it ever triggers twice you are doing very well
Shurtal: @pleonasticTautology too close to moist sentry, i hate it
pleonasticTautology: @Shurtal is this sentry creepy or wet
Shadowsoflife: @Shurtal Yes
Shurtal: @pleonasticTautology Yes
ShaneLeeAtk: Yes
TehAmelie: we can pretend it's guarding you from moisture
Mindfire13: Is this a 16 land deck?
MrPipboy3000: do we need 2 dogs?
Diabore: i think id cut chrome companion before virus beetle
Marvoleath: @MrPipboy3000 how dare D:
TXC2: Mindfire13 with a 6 drop? I don't think so
TehAmelie: two dogs are great, they'll keep each other company
couchboyj: Virus beetle is the best black common, I think
OldUncleDan: @couchboyj Pretty sure it was the best black common in Kamigawa as well.
Diabore: @couchboyj best common creature maybe, gravkill exists though
pleonasticTautology: i wish the ships were "Artifact — Vehicle Starship"
KharadBanar: sure looks like a hand with lands and spells
lamina5432: afternoon
TXC2: hello lamina5432 welcome
Sorator13: ahoy friends! How'd our draft go?
pleonasticTautology: like, the spacecraft as a subtype of vehicle
BrowneePointz: well you see Graham, they’re a Morphological Being
lightfut: Getting mass effect map music vibes
Marvoleath: @pleonasticTautology agree, but also I get why they didnt - no crew
TXC2: 3 land hand, lets go!
Marvoleath: (but there are some vehicles without it)
pleonasticTautology: @Marvoleath exactly
pleonasticTautology: and it would play better in eternal formats
131 raiders from Seabats have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
pleonasticTautology: hey adam
Anubis169:
Welcome Seachats! 
pleonasticTautology: welcome seachats
MilkInBags: hello is this the star wars set
Anubis169: come on in, pull up a sofa1
TheDevil_Risen:
Mr_Horrible: "Lumen-class Frigate" sounds like a sci-fi insult
zianna_jean:
Howdy Adam and raiders 
ghizmou: ooopsie
BrowneePointz: @milkinbags *puts you in a Carton*
BOTGrant: That's clearly a xenomorph tho
TXC2: game giving us the finger there
Diabore: thats a really good vehicle
ghizmou: we can kill our own
Diabore: we can kill our monoist
thegiftedgrifter: Destroy your own thing and draw 2
OldUncleDan: I have been using Faller's Faithful on my own creatures some times!
Peevvi: or kill your own guy and get a robot
Sorator13: Yeah, note that you can effectively sac a creature to draw two; that's the most common use, I think
Marvoleath: or, you could destroy your own creature
Marvoleath:
pleonasticTautology: sick play
Diabore:
they fixed the code so it doesnt ask you if youre sure when you target your own thing anymore
TXC2:
3 missed lands in a row, I'd concede at this point
Sorator13: !card Pulsar Squadron Ace
LRRbot: Pulsar Squadron Ace [1W] | Creature — Human Pilot [1/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Spacecraft card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
PhoenixMelior: Hello LRRvlies
TXC2: hello PhoenixMelior welcome
tryllebanjo:
Drill too deep? What is this, LOTR on Arena? 
TehAmelie: aloha
ghizmou: I got got so many times by my spells being sorcery when I thought they were instants
Marvoleath: stations not great when you are behind
PhoenixMelior: How's everyone doing today
BrowneePointz: three color? that’s greedy in this format
ArdCollider: I had heard that Cori-Steel Cutter is *not* currently banned in Midweek.
pleonasticTautology: paaauuauauauauauuuaauuper.
Mr_Horrible: broaden the LRRizons
TXC2:
I just made a black deck with removal and deathtouchers for MWM
ArdCollider:
so that wouldn't broaden your scope any, just running Izzet Prowess. 
Diabore: oh right, did you stonks already?
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz I think you can make it work fairly well if you get enough Landers?
TXC2: Diabore they did
TehAmelie: i guess they sensed the doom coming
PhoenixMelior: Are the stonks going up?
BrowneePointz: it’s still a lil shakey unless it’s a one pip splash @sorator13
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 I'd think so as well, but the fixing with landers does not feel that great tbh
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and James, hope you're well
pleonasticTautology: hi foxmar
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
TehAmelie: tight. plays.
PhoenixMelior: I see many X/1s on the board right now
Diabore: phonks if you will
OldUncleDan: I hope someday they'll make the Serra avatar available for purchase. *Wistful Sigh*
BrowneePointz: meeeee chan
MrPipboy3000: in a land of x/1s the 1/3 is king
BrowneePointz: Sneak attack on a 3/5
TXC2: a mastery pass maybe?
Oxdans: I got it from a code playing IRL
Marvoleath: I wish they made Phage avatar purchasable at some point, like they did with the Damnation sleeves
Marvoleath: which also were paid event exclusive
samu_btdp1985: Hey G been rewashing your FF7 +FF12 Play through. Did you ever do a playthrough ofFF7 remake
BrowneePointz: more importantly it’s just a 4/7 flier
public_key_reveal_party: Wait, you can play video games not for content?
Sorator13: Oh. Oh dear.
TXC2: PSA: the endstone SETS life to 10
samu_btdp1985: Ah shame would have loved you views on it as I'm playing remake now and am really enjoying it
pleonasticTautology: @public_key_reveal_party yes, you're allowed
BrindleBoar: corgborg
OldUncleDan: Incidental milling your opponent has become a much riskier proposition in the past couple of years.
TXC2:
not halves whatever you have like I thought
BrowneePointz: this is John Williams ass music
Sorator13: So, you need to deal 10 damage in one turn at some point. Or remove the Endstone.
Flyingdelorion: Hm 7 toughness is tough...
BrowneePointz: very Asteroid Field theme
Flyingdelorion: Nice play!
Flyingdelorion: Well
Marvoleath: the borgi can help us not mill out, when in clutch
OldUncleDan: I just realized that End Stone is virtually unplayable in Commander.
Marvoleath: @OldUncleDan why? it puts you to 20
TXC2: OldUncleDan it's super not
BrowneePointz: Endstone is still very good
Mindfire13: Maybe you can cause them to draw from empty library?
BrowneePointz: they have to 20 you or commander damage
OldUncleDan: @Marvoleath Right... Half, not just 10. My bad.
Sorator13: Corgi gains you a life if you attack
TXC2: endstone is a game wining combo piece
Agnememnon: they need a corgi now too
bladee_rapper: 18 turn clock boys. you got this
BrowneePointz: more importantly it’s Whirlwind of Thought meets Horn of Greed
public_key_reveal_party: Play to your outs
BrowneePointz: which is B U S T E D
bytecaster: Warp the Bruntar does sound like a cover band name.
OldUncleDan: Shows how I don't really play Commander. Just watch it on my favorite MTG channels!
KharadBanar: @bytecaster Sharif doesn't like it
Mindfire13: Wheeler vs Wheeler showed it's very good
BrowneePointz: Whirlwind of Thought stapled to Horn of Greed is a very not real card G
TXC2:
well opps drawn about 8 cards off of it so far
Sorator13: When in doubt, if it says "draw a card", it's good
Kentosaurus: wheeler played it in wheeler vs wheeler
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler
Diabore: the viewers
drachenfells: the follow up to kramer vs kramer
PhoenixMelior: It was a close game
Foxmar320: I thought Wheeler won
Luna_TheOtter: no, Wheeler actually lost
Mindfire13: It was a fun game to watch
pleonasticTautology: wait, what.
pleonasticTautology: this isn't a bit
pleonasticTautology: wheeler vs wheeler?
cobthegreat: It was a great time
PhoenixMelior: No this happened
Robot_Bones: Ground breaking Court case Wheeler V. Wheeler
Reyyan1395: Wheeler did lose a die roll for once
PhoenixMelior: It was fantastic
SirMorek: during the subathon, as a bonus incentive there was a wheeler vs wheeler show match
baskwalla: Pretty sure Wheeler threw the game
pleonasticTautology: omg
PhoenixMelior: Would gift 100 subs for it agan
lightfut: Wheeler was helpless in the face of Wheeler's endless spells
ShaneLeeAtk: Make Them Have It
bytecaster: If we force them to play more cards, maybe they'll mill out
KharadBanar: We made them have it, they had it
TXC2: Opp always has it
Marvoleath: tap the dog
bladee_rapper: dogtivated...
TXC2: activate the dog = got up from chair
Robot_Bones: Sir, the dog has been activated
Diabore: yknow it helps to read cards, i fully thought you lost half your current life total with endstone
TXC2: Diabore same
TXC2: card is messed up
Marvoleath: Form of the Egg
couchboyj: Oof! Right in the Bruntors!
Micalovits: Oh right, we start an hour earlier now
Micalovits: Oh well, only a bit late!
PhoenixMelior: Sometimes they just have really good cards
Robot_Bones: uh oh Brunties
saintguard: Really took the brunt of it, those Bruntars
KharadBanar: I think it's the kind of card you always play in Limited
Henshini:
it wasn't a deck that cast spells and played lands?
BrowneePointz: I think if you’re the kind of deck that plays lands and casts spells it’s good in your deck
PhoenixMelior: DopeTitle.txt
Diabore: @TXC2 it makes so much sense for that effect to have an actual downside, not upside
TheMerricat: So stupid question on that aura card that returns creatures, is it "you have to warp something" to keep the aura, or is it enough to sac a token?
bladee_rapper: you guys are casting spells ??
TXC2: Diabore right? like it would fit the lore
BrowneePointz: you can sac tokens
BrowneePointz: just needs to void something
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat any permanent leaving the battlefield will do, incl. tokens
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath nonland perm*
wordnerdify: Hello James, Hello Graham, hello chat
BrowneePointz: this is very Holst sounding music
niccus: the endstone is telling you to wield it
raulghoulia: dont let your memes be dreams
TXC2: hello Dog_of_Myth welcome
TXC2: hello wordnerdify welcome
bytecaster: The bomb respite timer, yes
lamina5432: that would be cool it will never happen
Araragi298: at least hte next game/set
Araragi298: would be nice for play queue, not fair in ranked constructed tho
TXC2:
like the card weighting in Brawl
PhoenixMelior: It only works on ouphes
bytecaster: If opponent has drawn their bomb three times in three games, the shuffler could just put it at the bottom, and then we get even more conspiracy theories!
bladee_rapper: forced into mono black
BrowneePointz: I double dog dare you
Spades_Slicc: Oooh, feels weird to be tugging Lrrms on a wednesday
Kentosaurus: In brawl atleast, there are matchmaking shenanigans going on behind the scenes depending if your deck plays "problem" cards.
TXC2:
and yet opp is winning
bytecaster: If only Chorale could also get an artifact
ArmondoSC: what the dog doin?
Shadowsoflife: gain life
bytecaster: We could cycle the dog by running it in
KharadBanar: it can also tap to get something from a graveyard back to the bottom
TXC2:
Kentosaurus too bad the format is nothing but problem cards vs my decks
Marvoleath: trade a dog for a counter and a draw
bytecaster: Only a heartless person would block the dog
Kentosaurus: @TXC2 lol yeah, I don't play it that much either
bytecaster: That might have been very worth it
TXC2:
Kentosaurus I play it almost every day
Dromos_GHG: darn shame the Chorale can't grab the endstone
bytecaster: We should simply draft an Endstone ourselves in the future
TXC2: can the 2/4 not block or something? : p
PhoenixMelior: The call of the void?
JAGxTERRA: Hey does anyone remember when James and Graham drafted on MTGO Acafemy? I'm trying to find the video when they drafted all two drops.
gsyhiap: !card territorial bruntar
LRRbot: Territorial Bruntar [4RR] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card this turn.
BrowneePointz: yep cuz of the subathon
TXC2: what?!
lochnessseammonster:
Voidhawk42: Light the MangledPixel signal!
gsyhiap: 54??
Mr_Horrible: yeah they *really* buffed it up in recent years
LurkerSpine: @JAGxTERRA Which one?
BrowneePointz: you sprinted past those goals
gsyhiap: Good grief
Mr_Horrible:
Marvoleath: clearly, need another subathon
Agnememnon: time to get animating
Aarek:
lirazel64: It's onl6
thatguy575: Light the artist beacon!
PhoenixMelior: Quick, someone gift 100 suba
BrowneePointz: we can finally get a Jordynne Emote!
JAGxTERRA: @LurkerSpine oh snap thank you
23 raiders from dailytechnewsshow have joined!
silenceaux: So clearly you need an emote for every week of the year
TXC2:
I remember when there was a hard limit of 15
Voidhawk42: Next HorseClub project???
TXC2: hello raiders
KharadBanar: Bruntars be brunting
Luna_TheOtter: if only all those extra subs gave you money too
pleonasticTautology: like that wheeler post?
TXC2: Magic Le Gathering
gsyhiap: Yeah, but then cool artist(s) get paid!
BrowneePointz: Bruntar, FCA!
Marvoleath: !findquote gathering
LRRbot: Quote #5524: "We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe." —Jordan [2018-11-14]
LurkerSpine: @JAGxTERRA np!
sephsays: oh, from the wheeler tweet? They made a game of that?
PhoenixMelior: I am excited for a gif of wheeler saying magic the gathering
Juliamon: We do *actually* need Jordynne, Jacob, and Angel emotes
BrowneePointz: yes I know I’ve made that ds9 joke 3 times but I love it
CAKHost: I'm doing my best to work on the jordynne emoto(s) I got in mine
CAKHost: Mind
bladee_rapper: @sephsays i hear you can do it on paper now
e_bloc: subs provide money which can pay for emotes. or tarps
Mindfire13: Get an emote thats an office inside joke that 99% of viewers won't understand
shushu2539: there should have been an ORB card in this set
TXC2: time for a 10 year sub badge
BrowneePointz: what Juliamon said!
BrowneePointz: LRR Hearts
BrowneePointz: would be a good one
Kentosaurus: just put the year number in the chevron?
MrPipboy3000: but I like my gold one ...
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pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
PhoenixMelior: Gibb is one, Bartleby is another
TXC2: fucking gottem!
ChristFawk: rotate the chevron for the next set of badges
goombalax: call *explodes*
Micalovits: Endstone: Round 3! Fight!
TXC2: strong crapshot energy that one
Foxmar320: I just looked at mine and omg I need to do sub badges as well. I have like 10 slots
Spades_Slicc: Daniel Negreanu could pull that off
PhoenixMelior: Good Morning Moonbase heck yeah
TXC2: good old GMM
zianna_jean: Oh yeah!
Reyyan1395: I Forgot the morning show! how was that?
bladee_rapper: gross
SquareDotCube: It's a bummer CDHC isn't on the schudle anymore because I had the idea of a collaborative Mario Paint stream thanks to NSO
BrowneePointz: Skill Issue James
pleonasticTautology: @Reyyan1395 as a viewier, it whipped
TXC2: Reyyan1395 pretty good
BrowneePointz: just be luckier 4head
Spades_Slicc: Why don't you have cool mythics?
niccus: whenever you win, the matchmaker adds a mythic to your opponent
bytecaster: #skillissue
tsp397: Just force cool mythics
couchboyj: The one time someone played Endstone on me I was on mill. It didn't go well for them.
Reyyan1395: Excited for the vod now. Thanks Pleo and TXC2
Tom_Bruise: next opp with 12 mythics "You need to stop winning? That can be arranged"
TXC2:
wow we're ranched now
BrowneePointz: Oh Graham! The figure on the art of that card they just hit us with is a member of the ancient Vaar species that uploaded their entire species into a virtual world for fear of the Eldrazi!
goombalax: oh his 0 has to have a target
bytecaster: They don't have any Black Lotus to search in their deck
raulghoulia: you can postpone something and you can prepone something but can you just pone an event?
Diabore: uhhhhhh next game?
Justherefortherewards: that emblem does not seem very hard to reach in one turn
goombalax: @raulghoulia its spelt PWN
Marvoleath:
Speaking of the morning with James, am I the only one that feels like the Minecraft cereal was just a left-over st. Patrick's food colouring lying around?
bytecaster: Tezzeret should get used to getting multiple triggers
Spades_Slicc: Quiet Metalman
couchboyj: Gettin Tezzy with it
BrowneePointz: dude Tezzeret got to crumple a gravkill paladin like they were papier mache
BrowneePointz: he is LIVING
PhoenixMelior: What about Zordon from the Power Rangers?
lirazel64: Calling him "Tezzie" seems... appropriate.
ralphthellama: I had a sealed pool on Arena where I got a Tezzeret, and the game said he either wouldn't show up, or I couldn't draw an artifact to save my life
bytecaster: He should just go "Another egg, really? How many eggs can you possible play?"
PhoenixMelior: Even they knew that line was too cheesy
raulghoulia: @PhoenixMelior the actor was paid for one day and the whole rest of the characters appearances are looped from that footage
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Alpha, it was Richard Horvitz’ birthday like last week
goombalax: I learned embarrasingly recently that the action scenes of english power rangers were all the japanese show
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Shurtal: the only way to make it more cheese would be to have Chester Cheetah say it
bytecaster: Dog too late, but dog still good boy
TXC2: the one year!
bladee_rapper: holyy
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Dog_of_Myth: But I'm never late...
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and James
bytecaster: Mee-chan is also here
BrowneePointz: also I just learned it was Richard Horvitz that voiced Alpha like…last week
Dog_of_Myth: Goodnight @TXC2
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DiscordianTokkan: So Many colours! Two!
thatguy575: Somehow, they'll have six mythics
Kentosaurus: once in a while you can see fblthp float past the window
GredGredmansson: take
bytecaster: And for the rest of the game you can't see how much mana they have untapped
goombalax: btw there's stonks in the Arena shop today
Luna_TheOtter: Stonks
Diabore: man i am bad at reading, i thought that dude flashbacked on end step, not on etb
Shadowsoflife: gold stonks?!
TehAmelie: biig stonks
DAC169: so LRRMTG is Wednesdays now?
PhoenixMelior: James is no longer watching the game
thatguy575: Veeeeeeery lost
Micalovits: He gets... Totally lost
Kentosaurus: poor guy always gets lost
Lord_Hosk: They catch him with a tractor beam and bring him in. Thats how he can get lost again
pleonasticTautology: could be raining
bytecaster: Oh, butt fighter!
lochnessseammonster:
my brain fully just believed it must be thursday 
pleonasticTautology: wait, is it raining up there?
Voidhawk42: "Flbthp died on the way back to his home planet"
pleonasticTautology: it's drizzling in seattle
bytecaster: Only butt fight if butt big
raulghoulia: station with your butt
bytecaster: I wonder if they'll ever do a butt crew mechanic
OldUncleDan: In my headcannon, Admiral Becket Brass is who Mama Fratelli became at the end of "The Goonies". She was never actually captured and was able to captain the ship all the way to Ixilan.
Shadowsoflife: put your butt in the station seat
Spades_Slicc: Would you say that you're getting "Junded out"?
bytecaster: That is hilarious
Diabore: tenderfoot?
bytecaster: On the plus side, we keep the little guy
Dog_of_Myth: Our tenderfoot
Wolfstrike_NL:
OUR tenderfood
GredGredmansson: and that ability we CAN activate
DAC169: can pump it twice
bytecaster: Friendship with pumping tifa is over, pumping tenderfoot is new friend now
Diabore: yeah the warp guy that moves the counters when it leaves
Diabore: i wait a turn
Kentosaurus: ^
GredGredmansson: i would not swing now
Micalovits: I would wait, tenderfoot getting to be a 6/6 next turn is big
Diabore: xgg for legit cast, xg for warp cast on the dude graham is talking about
ToppHat: broodguard elite
Voidhawk42: keep waiting, if you draw anything they die very fast
Bruceski: The good news is that BGR doesn't include most of the board wipes
Bruceski: Just the black X one I believe
Dog_of_Myth: of course
ToppHat: mutinous massacre is bbrr
GredGredmansson: 5 pumps
BOTGrant: BEEEEG bug
Kentosaurus: got em
bytecaster: The boy we have stolen, is getting lorge
Dog_of_Myth:
bladee_rapper: niceee
Micalovits: Turn 2 4/3 is nasty though
bytecaster: That 2 drop is so good
Dog_of_Myth: Also put loyalty counters on Tezzeret
yog_soggoth55: so they're good to AVOID?
DAC169: I think this should be the option of 2 landers, 2 +1/+1 counters, or 1 of each
bytecaster: Turns out, if both options are very good, you can let the opponent choose
ToppHat: @bytecaster give your opponent dilemmas! not choices!
ToppHat: to quote Cameron
Voidhawk42: Sentry is a good pilot
bytecaster: Maybe they should have given us the ladners
Diabore: i think i would have waited a turn to vehicle that
pleonasticTautology: !card tractor beam
LRRbot: Tractor Beam [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or Spacecraft / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / You control enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Mindfire13: That may be the best use of Tribute after Fanatic of xenagos
Voidhawk42: "this spaceship piloted by a xenomorph and a dog"
raulghoulia: yet you never see any farmers in space when theyre suing all these tractors
pleonasticTautology: !card genemorph inago
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Trahas: There are enough incidental value creatures, and ones with activated abilities that don't need a tap that tractor beam is way better then i first thought it would be
Flyingdelorion: That's a standard playable card, nice!
pleonasticTautology: !card genomorph inago
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
pleonasticTautology: hey graham can you hover over that simic card in their bin pls
Marvoleath: !card genomorph imago
Mindfire13: !Genemorph Imago
Mindfire13: !card Genemorph Imago
LRRbot: Genemorph Imago [GU] | Creature — Insect Druid [1/3] | Flying / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn. If you control six or more lands, that creature has base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn instead.
Marvoleath:
there we go
pleonasticTautology: *whistles*
Gekyouryuu: Hello friends. How goes draft? Semi-related, as it's EoE related, I'm still buzzing from getting a galaxy foil ancient tomb the other day.
ToppHat: very nice gek
Voidhawk42: It's a 3/3 flyer for 2 that turns into a 6/6 flyer, and sometimes also buffs your other creatures! It's f'd up!
Shadowsoflife: Nice Gek
pleonasticTautology: we've been neck-deep in landfall because we're building a chocobant deck
Flyingdelorion: Nice pull!
pleonasticTautology: @Gekyouryuu hot damn!
Mindfire13: Splashed blue in my prerelease deck for that and Biomechan Engineer. Both very worth splashing
Marvoleath: apparently imago is a stage of insect life, MTG teaches
Dog_of_Myth: @Gekyouryuu Nice. Pulled a galaxy foil Eldrazi Temple myself
Gekyouryuu: The cool art, too, where it's a giant planet with a chunk out of it so you see a large man inside
bytecaster: El Brunto Gigante
Bruceski: I just flipped my more valuable prerelease cards for about the cost of the prerelease.
Ard_Rhys: I have had too many opponents leave themselves dead on board by stationing when they shouldn't
Gekyouryuu: @Dog_of_Myth Rad!
Desruprot: EoE is great insn't it?
bytecaster: @Desruprot I'm enjoying it at the very least
MehallD: technically, blown out
Voidhawk42: Fblthp fell into a balckhole
Spades_Slicc: She F'bl on my thp until I'm sucked out
bladee_rapper: @Spades_Slicc 😟
Micalovits: "lose to endstone 3 times"
Bruceski: @Ard_Rhys Station is an interesting mechanic that way that makes for good choices. In general I'd put it up there with Rooms for nice gimmicks.
Desruprot: End Stone is very good
bytecaster: The planets are also much better than I thought
pleonasticTautology: i do like that we're getting new like. types of land
Marvoleath: !findquote fblthp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
pleonasticTautology: towns, planets...
DAC169:
@Bruceski I vote Rooms as best new mechanic this decade
pleonasticTautology: it's a space (pun unintended) that has a lot of room to play in
bytecaster: @pleonasticTautology Also not quite as recently caves
bytecaster: @DAC169 I love rooms!
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster yeah i was seeing that when brewing my commander decks
Wolfstrike_NL: That's some good art on the counter
Bruceski: @DAC169 Yeah, I'd put Rooms very high, but Station is up there
Micalovits: #value
bytecaster: Station is also nice and generic enough that you can also station a fortification if you want to bring it back, for example
Khyrberos: Autotapper W
PhoenixMelior: Consent is important, auto tapper!
Micalovits: Who are you, and what have you done with the autotapper?
Desruprot: AutoTapper be like: Thank you for having me, its great to be here
ToppHat: !card voidforged titan
LRRbot: Voidforged Titan [4B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Warrior [5/4] | Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
bytecaster: Would you still love me if I was a germinating wurm?
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster wurminating
DAC169: all
Wolfstrike_NL: it sends all
Spades_Slicc: it is flunge
GredGredmansson: a fourth color
Marvoleath: Arena is send all, mtgo is skip
Kentosaurus: sends all, but you have to space again to confirm
Wolfstrike_NL: double space is send and confirm
Tom_Bruise: they wouldn't mining blast a dog
public_key_reveal_party: Luckily they can't target the dog, because they don't want to be evil
Marvoleath: @TheDevil_Risen I saw this first emote as screaming Kermit for some reason
Khyrberos: You wouldn't download a dog
WiJohn: @Khyrberos Wait I can download dogs?!
Kentosaurus: nes cartridge style?
PhoenixMelior: Its like blowing on cartridges in the 90s
MWGNZ: reverse huffing the mouse
PhoenixMelior: Oh no? Interesting
phoenixfeather14: resuscitating it
Sorator13: Huff warm air, blow cold air
BrowneePointz: Also blowing on your nes cartridges is a NO NO
Judders__: Yeah was gonna say warm air removes static for some reason
Wiliart: Fascinating
BrowneePointz: *smacks chat*
KaleidoscopeMind: was there a static-y discharge sound as you blew on it?
Marvoleath: Sensually breathing on the mouse
Khyrberos: Attack in with menace?
Desruprot: they seem to have a bunch of wurms
Khyrberos: What else is it doing? 😅
pleonasticTautology: see in the commodoreHustle version of your life, kathleen would walk in on you exhaling warmly into your mouse
BrowneePointz: Basically Graham, from a science standpoint, breathing into the Mouse like that raised the internal humidity which let the static dissipate @LoadingReadyRun
PhoenixMelior: Heavy panting over a mouse
public_key_reveal_party: Sometimes you need to show affection to your peripherals, it's a part of life
raulghoulia: I assumed it reversed the polarity
GreatGodOm: Doesn't sound too different from blowing into Gameboy cartridges.
Mr_Horrible: a lot of things that make sense still feel very stupid in the moment
Wiliart: Feels like bs, but's it's a true hot air story.
TehAmelie: wait, the Emperor in WH40K is kept alive with static electricity, right?
pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie just gotta get the enemy faction to pant into his power armor
TehAmelie: just let me have the mental image of ending the 30,000 year empire by breathing on a guy
Khyrberos: noooo
BrowneePointz: Nature. Cold Dry Air make static, Hot Wet Air remove static, except for when real big Hot Wet meets Cold Dry and then MAKE BIG STATIC
Diabore: you have to, its sad but you have to
Desruprot: yep
EvilBadman: I get: Add counters to my creature. You get: Watch me draw 2.
Sorator13: weather!
Desruprot: @BrowneePointz BIG STATIC LIGHT UP WORLD
BrowneePointz:
look living in the Plains I have seen Thunderstorms that'd make some folks shit their pants
TehAmelie: being Hellbent is cool though
gsyhiap: @BrowneePointz Uh oh, zappies! 🌩️
Mr_Horrible: honestly a lot of nature is "This is the rule, unless A LOT of it happens at once, in which case something different happens"
raulghoulia: that dog is back on the escalator
Bruceski: You cannot defeat the Borgi, they keep coming
KaleidoscopeMind: "hot wet meets cold dry and then make big static" sounds like it should be in upper goer five
Kentosaurus:
Sorator13: Seedship Agrarian: Chocobo, from spaaaaace
TrisLekoris:
Kentosaurus: welp
niccus: all for a dog...
Khyrberos: Holding onto a land to trick opponent into thinking you have something 👌
Desruprot: they nuked the world for a dog
GredGredmansson: its an instant too
SanguineBlond: they must be a cat person
Mr_Horrible: your battleship sunk me
BrowneePointz: Virus beetle and that one with the Vaar we got hit by a couple games back
Mr_Horrible: Gorp Ollinator
Barb4rian: Deck pls
BrowneePointz: yea only discards are Virus Beetle, Temporal Intervention, and Entropic Battlecruiser
GredGredmansson: could we still shuffle if we did that
Khalstrom: kill it
Mr_Horrible: keep doing it, arena
Mr_Horrible: for the bit
Diabore: do we still have a 6/6 left?
niccus: look at all this space
THEcodybauman: Do they have a 3 damage to the face spell?
TehAmelie: deck thyself!
ToppHat: omg is really going to decking
Arimus221: Drilling the relic to deck them would be great lol
Shurtal: Gene Pollinator? Love that guy!
ToppHat: amazing
Khyrberos: Geeeez lands
Bruceski: Drill too Deep on the relic decking them would be hilarious if it lined up
LurkerSpine: can you just kill their relic?
pleonasticTautology: @Shurtal sdjc,fnm G-D
ToppHat: RIP
Desruprot: too greedily and too deep
bladee_rapper: BRUTAL
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
THEcodybauman: The combat triiick
niccus: extremely dead
TehAmelie: what a day they must have
THEcodybauman:
Tom_Bruise: so turns out, when they draw most of their deck, they tend to have cards that can be played
THEcodybauman: 4-3 nice!
DAC169:
BrowneePointz: the Monolith is doing goofy Combos with Bowmaster
Dog_of_Myth: Good choice
Desruprot: Brilliant is the Mono U achievement
couchboyj: You'll get Dauntless Drafter eventually
Marvoleath: Brilliant is from playing blue iirc
MajorFrostbyte: The Bone Collector
ArtOfStuttering: it does tell you how if you go through the achievement tracks
DAC169: I'm guessing The Brilliant is from the blue color challenges
Gekyouryuu: you get some from just clearing all the achievements
Orxolon: ANODA
TehAmelie: collectible card collector, it's accurate
Greyah: I want to make Dawnsire + Monolith happen at some point.
BrowneePointz: Arena...Jamaica...
THEcodybauman:
Good rares, please. 
couchboyj: I think it's Dauntless Drafter for completing 100 limited events (after achievement implementation)
THEcodybauman:
BrowneePointz: it's powerful, but might wheel
Kentosaurus: moonlit feels more like a constructed card
WiJohn: Sami seems more doable
BrowneePointz: Rammer! I hardly *bonk*
THEcodybauman:
I 
Specimen Freighter
BrowneePointz: that's a better joke
WiJohn: Ships
BrowneePointz: Sami is the Signpost
Marvoleath: boros is tapped two creatures
BrowneePointz: lands add colorless fori t ye?
Comadaunt: tapped creature subtheme as well in boros
BrowneePointz: for it*
WiJohn: Colorless is not a color
Greyah: Oh no why does that land look like that. That's such a weird card layout.
Denis_Dobrolubov: Colourless is not a colour.
Trahas: colorless is not a color
Ard_Rhys: it's fixing that doesn't actually fix your mana when you need it
Voidhawk42: "Colorless is not a Color"
Sorator13: !card gemstone cavern
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If this card is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
Sorator13: Ooh, nice
Sorator13: also yeah, colorless is not a color, unfortunately
BrowneePointz: oh yeaaaaa
BrowneePointz: I think it's a super rad card layout
BrowneePointz: and still readable compared to others so /shrug
couchboyj: I like em
Greyah: It looks real pretty. But the card type being in the rules text box is so weird.
Sorator13: It's really funny though that you have to, like, remind yourself that "colorless is not a color" when that *should* be intuitive from the literal meanings of the words
BrowneePointz: Also, the Drix are rad
Gekyouryuu: I think my favorite cosmetic thing from EoE for arena is the one sticker emote of a corgi doing the All Your Base
THEcodybauman: Too bad there's like no way to pump your grave yard in the set T-T
Gekyouryuu: check the store after this
Bruceski: The guy's name is Cats, not Dogs
Gekyouryuu: graham, I'm turning 35 in 2 months
BrowneePointz: Fun Fact Graham, the Drix just...as a species...can "Subtle Knife" through space as interstellar travel
raulghoulia: AOC did an all your base refrence
THEcodybauman: the Infinite Station is so trash T-T
gryfyn1: nowadays we get memes almost as fast a magic sets
THEcodybauman: @raulghoulia she's a nerd, of course she did lol
Ard_Rhys: shame the 5C payoff vehicle isn't even that good in 5C
BrowneePointz: there's 1,000% more memes, and 90% of them aren't good
Reyyan1395: Does it meme the same thing?
MrPipboy3000: We're almost at Darmok level of communication
pleonasticTautology: isn't there literally a crapshot about this
PhoenixMelior: I don't like the post meme era
TehAmelie: we're in the meme singularity, or memularity
EvilBadman: We're at Old Snake in MGS4 memes
pleonasticTautology: with graham and cam
rentar42: you might be post memes, but I still post memes
Tom_Bruise: Did our memes end here?
pleonasticTautology: hold on i need to check the wiki
goombalax: All your Base is my first meme so I'm really attached to it
HedgehogKnight: Back in my day you put on your cape and wizard hat
Tom_Bruise: But what about the DNA of the soul?
rentar42: they are just a memes to an end, now
BrowneePointz: Oh I know, that stupid tiktok trend of "spoiling the end of the video" editing where they keep cutting to the punchline DRIVES me BATTY
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology yes!
TehAmelie: meme is just a more convenient word than funny image macro
Sorator13: I hear "lizard" is the hot meme right now
SquareDotCube: G is what up dog
ContingentCat: hi high on dog
Diabore: splash green it is
Greyah: Memes used to be memetic. Most current-day memes are not.
logophile99: apparently not high enough on dog
pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 i can't find it inthe list?
bondeulv: that GW card is really good
Bruceski: Scout for Survivors is great even it's just pulling a single 3-drop.
Juliamon: Vine sadly did not live long enough to fully internalize pacing
Marvoleath: "meme" now seems to mean "a media I find funny and wanna share"
Voidhawk42: Very splashable
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology I definitely remember it, but I'm awful at actually finding crapshots I remember
Arimus221: The one time I drafted Dyadrine I never drew it QQ
Voidhawk42: @Marvoleath Well, it originally just meant "unit of idea"
couchboyj: You can usually pick up the W tapper, that goes great with Scout for Survivors
bondeulv: sawship might wheel
BrowneePointz: anyways yea the number of jokes that come out now that are truly memetic in a lasting sense is like...1 every 3 months it seems?
Ard_Rhys: that is a late reclaimer
pleonasticTautology: FOUND IT
Voidhawk42: Turbodrone is hilarious with Warp
rentar42: ardent we all big fans?
goombalax: virus beetle?
Gekyouryuu: regen virus beetle?
Arimus221: Bugs everywhere
bondeulv: insects
Sorator13: What an odd card
BrowneePointz: did they have one of the Eumidians?
yonder_peasant: during prerelease i kept forgetting that the reclaimer doesn't bring back creatures, really annoying
pleonasticTautology: wait no i didn't
rentar42: there's plenty of green insects
Voidhawk42: GB are bugs
BrowneePointz: the Eumidians are all insects
Trahas: there are a few insects
goombalax: all the eumidians are bugs too
Arimus221: so many green/black bugs
DAC169: several insects in b/g in eoe
Bruceski: Regenerate is "if this is about to die, it just doesn't" instead of leaving and re-entering, right?
rentar42: @Bruceski yes
rentar42: it also taps the creature and removes it from combat, which is frequently forgotten
BrowneePointz: Little Debbie implies the existence of Large Debris
rentar42: and removes all damage from it, of course ...
Greyah: That is, for what it's worth, my only complaint about it. I like how those lands look otherwise.
BrowneePointz: that's that actual joke
BrowneePointz: but I wanted to make a relevant to us in the moment joke Q.Q
couchboyj: Full Size Deborah
TehAmelie: i thought they stopped using regenerate just cause the rules to define it are so complicated (even though it's very intuitive)
BrowneePointz: Things'll never be the same!
BrowneePointz: great and now that song is stuck in my head Graham
BrowneePointz: they did. Swarmyard is an oooold reprint @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: ah
Kentosaurus: it looks like the dragon from neverending story, so there's that
yog_soggoth55: graveyard recursion
ArmondoSC: i believe its a lung dragon
pleonasticTautology: okay NOW i found it
Gekyouryuu: no, the OG Khans card was in DTK, iirc, and it was a 5 mana that lava axed
Marvoleath: that dragon is not terrible in my experience, but you def. dont wanna get mopped up with 6-7 drops
Diabore: the second ability is great for the "have 2 tapped creatures" archetype
BrowneePointz: the Flavor Text on Weftblade Enhancer still has me VERY intrigued with where the Magic Story is gonna go in the future
Gekyouryuu: Thunderbreak Regent
Mr_Horrible: Thunderbreak I think
Gekyouryuu: any dragon targeted by a spell, Thunderbreak Regent deals them 3
Mr_Horrible: or there's an innistrad one that did something related to dragons, too, iirc
Gekyouryuu: I only just recently cut Thunderbreak Regent from my Ur-Dragon deck
BrowneePointz: oo breacher
Mr_Horrible: it's a big breakout in pauper but the floor's a lot lower in limited
Diabore: id be happy at 5 power or more, 4 or less theres just better options
TehAmelie: Sami representation woo
Gekyouryuu: oddly late plasma bolt
MajorFrostbyte: Why have one sami for lunch when you can have two?
TehAmelie: i don't think Sami even knows about the native people of Scandinavia but anyway
bondeulv: sawship didn't wheel :<
bondeulv: no spacecraft to help out "two tapped creatures" thing
BrowneePointz: it do be an artifact heavy set
Sorator13: tis indeed a late bombard
Sorator13: I do like Big Dargon
pleonasticTautology: cut propulsion and transfer power to life support
Gekyouryuu: before game 1, please check the shop for the All Your Base corgi.
PhoenixMelior: I think you should take the rare
bondeulv: I think the Drill Too Deep
comrade_cards: 41 is fine!
Lord_Hosk Waves
PhoenixMelior: Someone has to be lord hosk!
Voidhawk42: Maybe add the Command Bridge? I am big fan of having mana to cast spells
Spades_Slicc: I think you should divert power from all non critical systems (1 vending machine on deck 3)
PhoenixMelior: Look, i was working
MajorFrostbyte: cut Seam
Lord_Hosk: You aren't Taking the rare!
Bruceski: Unable to adjust deck composition, computer is busy trying to understand "tea"
TehAmelie: all your base is belong to coriborg
Arimus221: Why is the gold cost so much less than the gem price?
Greyah: According to the numbers they've made up in a currency that doesn't exist it's half price!
DAC169: never use it?! D:
Shadowsoflife: Thats so munch
Cptasparagus: let him cook
Gekyouryuu: those are the arts from the Chaos Vault secret lair right?
bondeulv: those are sleeves of secret lairs
BrowneePointz: Hear me out
BrowneePointz: the Shrimp Fried this Rice and All Your Base Emotes are worth it alone
Cptasparagus: @Arimus221 they rely on people not having a good idea of how math works
Gekyouryuu: I say "hello" and that's about it
Gekyouryuu: because anything else seems rude
GredGredmansson:
Gekyouryuu: the mechan is a mana dork
couchboyj: I get a fair amount of use out of "Lands, amirite?"
Spades_Slicc: Welcome to a game where you dont draw land
Gekyouryuu: oh, wait, no red
DAC169:
"I feel it would be interpreted rudely" fair considering I only see people use emotes to be toxic
MajorFrostbyte: Annnny land
Sorator13: Oof
comrade_cards: Blackberry bubbly?! The best bubbly?!
THEcodybauman: "Lands, amirite?"
Marvoleath:
I once used the "sleeping hedron" emote playfully, when opponent cast an extra turn and got called out on their stream for "being one of those" when I went there to say GG afterwards
THEcodybauman: rip
Spades_Slicc: gg go next?
TehAmelie: we may be in trouble
raulghoulia: some people like dill and weed
THEcodybauman: We use our board wipe, right?
logophile99: graham have Wheeler teach you how to mulligan more aggressively
THEcodybauman: Our Wrath?
Sorator13: @logophile99 something something PD day
THEcodybauman: LOL
Sibwow: ok then defend it
thatguy575: I only use the cheers gg emote from New capena when I lose
Sibwow: cheers well defended
50keyz:
you dont have to justify your actions to us. Wheeler on the other hand ... may have feedback for you
Gekyouryuu: and if we'd topdecked a mountain on our first draw, we could play the Mechan turn 2 and ramp into stuff
Marvoleath: "show your process"
MajorFrostbyte: Wait does that mean that now you are the Professor?
DAC169: it's Arena. "statistically unlikely" when it comes to land becomes "most probably outcome"
ElektroTal: You say statistically unlikely, but I see that you have forgotten to take "Two Lands" Charlie into account
50keyz: the WHALE! yeaaah
Sorator13: oops, wrong clip
pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal to be fair, james *was* in the room at the time
TehAmelie: the James curse makes those statistics meaningless really
matthaus_c: Two Lands Charlie is an outlier and should not have been counted
Micalovits: Two lands charlie is an outlier and shouldn't be counted
EvilBadman: So will Spider-Man also have some sort of intergalactic whale
matthaus_c: jinx
Micalovits: One braincell in chat
Sorator13: Two Lands Charlie is an outlier but should have been counted
Spades_Slicc: !card scout for surviv
LRRbot: Scout for Survivors [2W] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.
BrowneePointz: even if it does it won't on arena
BrowneePointz: omg if every set has a dragon Spiderman can have Fin Fang Foom!
TehAmelie: Marvel does have space whales, so why not
pleonasticTautology: graham they should have a star trek iv: the voyage home mtg set
Diabore: quick graham call james back
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz It could! We have intergalactic whales at home!
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz beat me to it
Gekyouryuu: Graham, would you like to know my trick to drawing lands, besides "Be James"? simply build a landfall deck and have your opponent kill all of your creatures. then you'll draw all the land you could ever want.
50keyz: @EvilBadman the "human spider hero" set on arena will have off-brand "cosmic whale"
Meark: Oh god, a star trek mtg set would be bonkers all over the place
EvilBadman: @50keyz alas
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz we already have a dragon thanks to Grendel the Symbiote Dragon
BrowneePointz: honestly, as much as I've been soured on UB cuz of rapidity, I'd KILL for a Warcraft Set
thatguy575: Oh yeah, when do we find out about what spider man will be on arean?
theambivalentagender: Hey Graham I think I'm getting all the lands you were supposed to draw in that last game
BrowneePointz: early next month @thatguy575
matthaus_c: John Damaggio
GredGredmansson: oh wait whoops thats starter deck only
TehAmelie: mee-chan DIY
Sorator13: also I feel it's worth mentioning that this *is* two sets in a row with a space whale, since Final Fantasy had Sin
pleonasticTautology: m'noist
MajorFrostbyte: A Captain Kirk card that makes both players both talk and play at only sorcery speed.
bondeulv: orange what?
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 sin never went to space, tho
thatguy575: @Meark Honestly, a star trek secret lair would be cool
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TehAmelie: Sin could go to space if he wanted, i'm sure
ArmondoSC: i was thinking about which star trek captain would be a planeswalker but it has to be sisko right?
KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible I woulda said the lunar whale
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible Well, "space" arguably doesn't exist in Spira. But it went between Spira and dream Zanarkand, and I think that's close enough.
50keyz: god i love that virus beetle is back
KeytarCat: !card lunar whale
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
niccus: wouldn't it just be Q
thatguy575: Is Q already a planes walker?
DAC169: "We're doing okay. Uh-oh..."
ArmondoSC: too easy
DAC169: not something you want to hear
Mr_Horrible: sure but that's like saying Aethersquall Ancient is a "space" whale
Mr_Horrible: because big + sky
matthaus_c: all whales are space whales
Sorator13: all whales take up space, therefore
GredGredmansson: monstro was a space whale, once
THEcodybauman: Just means we'll def play a bad deck 3rd game
THEcodybauman: and get our free win; we got this.
matthaus_c: one time no depressurize
Shurtal: i just got someone with the in standard with the EoE infinite combo, i win today
GredGredmansson: found lethal
Sorator13: @Shurtal nice
Fjonan: sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win
matthaus_c: deck thought you wanted land
Shurtal: @Sorator13 thank you!
bytecaster: hippo on hippo violence!
Mr_Horrible: phelDEUXgriff
TehAmelie: hippo battle! we better hide
DAC169:
Arena's punishing you for not taking that blue card pack 1 pick 1
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie reminding me that the concept of a hippo that flies is terrifying
Fjonan: why is there a beach ball?
Sorator13: the beach ball is our companion
Fjonan:
haha
Sorator13: it keeps us company in the long, dark night
TehAmelie: remember, regular land hippos are the deadliest animals on Earth to humans, after malaria mosquitos and humans
Fjonan: sorry, must be a cultural thing
raulghoulia: only at the beach
Mr_Horrible: "A pet." "A pet?" "A pet."
pleonasticTautology: you ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Mr_Horrible: "This is good news"
Micalovits: Rude? Yes. Correct? Also yes
bytecaster: Being rude is worth it though!
Sorator13: That question coming from someone who delights in land destruction sure is something
matthaus_c: it's ok they have tannuk with no more lands
Fjonan: what does a beach ball pet eat? What its name? so many questions
Sorator13: !card reroute syst
LRRbot: Reroute Systems [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.
Sorator13: It eats air, but only occasionally. Unless it's wounded; then it needs a lot more.
matthaus_c: panged up
TehAmelie: i know it's MtG and all but who would design a beach ball with five wedges?
Spades_Slicc: No warp for 2 counters?
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc you can't cast it twice in one turn
Fjonan: Now that you mention it @TehAmelie I cant unsee it
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson but what about returns over time?
Sorator13: @TehAmelie is... is that a problem? I don't know why that would be bad or an issue or whatever.
TehAmelie: right? that's a weird way to make a ball
Fjonan: thats just cruel
WiJohn: Do you just have lethal?
crawfishcigarette: hello.
Sorator13: Yeah, they're just dead if you swing out.
Fjonan: go team hippo
Bruceski: Not rude, just slow to count
Robot_Bones: Big thinkie set
matthaus_c: the Arena damage sounds have nothing on the MTGO ones tho
TehAmelie: brilliant hair anyway
Fjonan: What's the pets name?
GreatGodOm: I wonder if we will ever get a functional F6 function on Arena...?
Bruceski: Never didn't have it
Marvoleath: Beej ball?
matthaus_c: caniballism
Fjonan: ALL of my questions? wow.
DAC169: it's a canniball? D:
Fjonan:
Fjonan: there was an atempt
TehAmelie: we got the gist
Diabore: you can take it again graham, we wont remember the flub
Mr_Horrible: my "<x denial>" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
GredGredmansson: only for mythics and not all the time
Mr_Horrible: I haven't looked to see if Mike Ginn's account is still around
BrowneePointz: Full on Death Star Laser
matthaus_c: you may have to be worried about a big warp creature, but that's about it
BrowneePointz: MAKE IT HAPPEN
Voidhawk42: That and the Extinguisher Battleship. I NEED THE DEATH STAR goddamnit
niccus: it should just put dust into your graveyard
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz and they put it on a star destroyer smh
Bruceski: They get to do 100 damage
Spades_Slicc: they get to do 100 damage
Bruceski: yup
Spades_Slicc: ah instant
Mr_Horrible: that's basically shatter's legacy
Fjonan:
This is literally the first time I see MtG in action - i have no clue whats happening but I get it is like GWENT (or more likely the other way around)
GredGredmansson: what's that land?
Sorator13: It's a fun game; I recommend it!
Sorator13: !card secluded starforge
LRRbot: Secluded Starforge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. / {5}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
Mr_Horrible: Chumpies Atreides, a lesser-known dune character
Sorator13: It makes robits
Fjonan: can all cards be earned in game or is it micro transactions?
whitefirecomix: Chumpies-Tradies the new ruler of Dune
matthaus_c: it fits with their character
TehAmelie: that's so Sami
Desruprot: Huzzah, Huzzah, Huzzah!
UtilityPunk: We got there
TehAmelie:
BrowneePointz: James
Fjonan: gg
Voidhawk42: This IS the Dune magic set
Mr_Horrible: don't tempt them, James
Bruceski: @whitefirecomix "Can we have the human worm monster back?"
BrowneePointz: the Sunstar faction is based on Dune...visually
Gekyouryuu: they could reprint Sandwurm Convergeance
vinewood_og: Better than Leto II
Desruprot: like I don't know man, maybe
SolarBlitz1: I feel outside like 6 cards it'd fall off very quick
lamina5432: I think it would do well just on the last movies
TehAmelie: could it be a small gimmick set with only deserts for land?
pleonasticTautology: chamalamadingdong?
drachenfells: Sting on a Dune magic card?
Spades_Slicc: Do you mean commercially or how it'd do at representing dune on cards?
Arimus221:
I mean, this is the Ad that Wizards can do Sci Fi sets
Cosmonautilis24: Alpharael looks strait out of the Denis movies
UtilityPunk: Sandwurm Convergence reprint in the Dune set is mandatory
pleonasticTautology: the guy who repairs xbox controllers?
Bruceski: Would we get a chair dog card?
Fjonan: go Team Beach Ball Hippo
JKBalch: Maybe a Dune secret lair or 3, or just a Precon set
Mr_Horrible:
@TehAmelie yes but it will still be Standard legal for some reason 
Jillexie: Play the Kwizath Haderach card and just win every game you will ever play in the future.
WiJohn: Maybe like some dune commander decks? Like they did for warhammer 40k
BrowneePointz: like the Sunstars are VERY much Fremen/House Corrino, and the Monoists are VERY Harkonnen and Tleilax inspired
BrowneePointz: and I think i'd just want Dune Commadner decks
UtilityPunk: Dune is lowkey one of the settings that would fit in MtG with very little dissonance
UtilityPunk: Like LotR
raulghoulia: but reprint of ornithopter
BrowneePointz: and Tleilax
JAGxTERRA: mentat
Spades_Slicc: Ooh tap rammer to bridge
lamina5432: also the dune video game did pretty good till the wishy washy decisions killed a lot for it
lirazel64: The later books are really not great.
Voidhawk42: I mean personally, I think ALL UB should be confined to Commander. Where it can't hurt people.
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: I'm aware of what I say
Fjonan:
matthaus_c: read in a Donkey Kong voice
JKBalch: Ensign Tap Rammer to bridge
GredGredmansson: i'm seeing a lot of names right now that I do NOT understand
Bruceski: I think it was Rhystic Studies that pointed out that Final Fantasy fandom is one already used to collecting and such which helped it hook into mtg so easily. Dune has fans, but less explosive in that way.
Cptasparagus: they didn't say it that sexily you did that
BrowneePointz: My personal wish James, is a Warcraft Set. That universe has MORE than enough Size to make a full set that feels lived in @LoadingReadyRun
pleonasticTautology: graham, if they did a star trek mtg set, what factions do you think they'd include
lirazel64: I want Discworld
niccus: Conspiracy 3: Dune
Sorator13: @niccus Ooh
lirazel64: The books get weird.
ContingentCat: discworld would be good
Juliamon: Dune fans *only* want a good movie adaptation
Fjonan: Does MtG have tie ins like that?
Wolfstrike_NL: Star Wars would do good probally
GreatGodOm: My universes beyond wish is a Discworld un-set.
Sorator13: @Fjonan Yes, frequently. NExt set is Spiderman.
theamc2000: I want Batman cuz it would be funny more than I actually want it
BrowneePointz: mhmm. that one would be like LotR chocolate meets peanut butter for me
CuteTeaGoat: @lirazel64 just reskin Norrin the Wary as Rincewind
GredGredmansson: oh I would get a Night's Watch commander deck day one if they made a Discworld set
wedge_x: Dune fans only want one thing and it's God Emperor
Sorator13: and last set was Final Fantasy
lirazel64: @greatgodom Yes!
GredGredmansson: or Death & Family
OldUncleDan: Since we have Bloomburrow, we could also have a Watership Down set!
DakotaKobold: Cosmere set would be in my interests heavily
JKBalch: @lirazel64 Disworld Magic set illustrated in an older style, maybe by Phil Foglio
pleonasticTautology: i'm thinking about gruul klingons
BrowneePointz: @Fjonan it started as little supplementary things, and then they did a LotR set, and it sold like hotcakes, and then they did FF a few months ago and broke sales records on THE FIRST DAY
niccus: this hull carver really carves my hull
Drigerslash: !card Reroute systems
LRRbot: Reroute Systems [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.
MrPipboy3000: By age 30, you should have a wife, a concubine, an abomination for a sister, a 61 billion kill count, and a coffee service ...
BrowneePointz: and then Spiderman and Avatar the Last Airbender come out later this year @Fjonan
GredGredmansson: as much as i like unsets, I don't think we should make uncommanders because people won't want us to play them
Fjonan: so ... basically Fortnite for Cards
Cosmonautilis24: I'm one of them
bosqueofpines: And I'm one of them!
Voidhawk42: And I'm one of them!
gryfyn1: There are DOZENS of us!
Voidhawk42: We're ALL in chat tonight
LiamRos: Im one of them
WiJohn: I would buy the heck out of that set
matthaus_c: okay, Phil /and/ Kaja Foglio
pleonasticTautology: graham are you in that niche
Aarek: I'm one of them
realbadatthis_: @Fjonan Have you heard of Spice8rack?
Scrubbodiestobears: tbf Phil and Kaja foglio HAVE illustrated M:TG cards before!
Going_Medium: I'm in. 16 to go.
anhakha: Discworld illustrated using the old unglued and unstable art style would be very discworld-ey
lightfut: More niche = higher joke ceiling
Fjonan: @realbadatthis_ nope
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pleonasticTautology: kay.
Flyingdelorion: That sounds like an un card yes
Shadowsoflife: ah
DAC169:
Phil Foglio? 
lirazel64: What worries me is that the UB sets seem to be more balanced and well-tested than in-universe sets.
Drigerslash: Heading out to play dnd hope you guys enjoy
Shadowsoflife: Same thought @pleonasticTautology
realbadatthis_: @Fjonan Ah. they did a video essay about the fornitification of magic like 6 UB sets back
Sorator13: @Drigerslash have fun!
Marvoleath: Speaking of Discworld, is Kathleen aware of the official Discworld tt RPG coming out?
Fjonan: @realbadatthis_ sounds interesting. Yeah Fortnite set a trend that is watering down a lot of things, just look at what CoD has become with their tie ins
Fjonan: gg
Flyingdelorion: Bye James!
pleonasticTautology: your special eyes!
Sorator13: enjoy your eyes, James!
pleonasticTautology: bye james
anhakha: For science
thebuzzstreams: chat will miss said beautiful eyes
Fjonan: bye james
itira: i hope your seeing balls are healthy james!
Aarek: Does James have special eyes?
Arimus221: Wait you guys get vision?
matthaus_c: mmm delicious eyes
TehAmelie: for your special eyes!
UtilityPunk: @lirazel64 I kinda felt alright with where DKM, TDM, BLB, FDN, and EOE have been (aside from specific cards)
Micalovits: Tasty tasty eyes
anhakha: Some people theorize James keeps basic lands in his eyes
itira: Thanks Graham
NornsFelidar: seeing balls? scrying orbs?
realbadatthis_: @Fjonan It is on youtube, and they nailed it on soothesaying what magic would become
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TehAmelie: so much crinkling
DrLigmaPhD: Party in the front, lands in the cornea
Sorator13: look! Look with your basic land eyes!
raulghoulia: Lrrmtg on wednesday is messing with my muscle memory. I was about to go see if a new checkpoint was up
Dandyfloss: @Sorator13 my hand!
Earthenone: a 3rd land? in this economy?
Spades_Slicc: Have LRR done Go on AFK or boardgame day?
Fjonan: @realbadatthis_ 2 hours! ok added it to my "watch later" list.
Juliamon: I don't think Go makes for a good streaming experience
Earthenone: i vaugely remember surge being a ranked player in it
Juliamon: also Serge wouldn't be allowed bc he's ranked
lamina5432: go is a bit chess like in experience
Dandyfloss: do not stream Go, do not collect $200
Spades_Slicc: That's fair Juliamon
matthaus_c: Go makes for a great walk outside and watch old men experience
GapFiller: Juliamon on that note have they streamed chess
anhakha: Is there a Magic: the Gathering themed chess set...?
Dandyfloss: this is just standard pixie what the heck
Sorator13: Warp Astelli Reclaimer, Banishing Light Banishing Light, get Memorial Team Leader sure is a cromulent thought
TehAmelie: i'd watch that
Sorator13: Jeez
Spades_Slicc: This is limited Graham, there's very little limit to the number of beetles they could have
JosephDeath: This is one of my least favorite kinds of decks... you can't play and they're gonna slowly '1' you to death
anhakha: If every chess piece was a mtg character/creature, what would be the black pieces and what would be the white?
Dandyfloss: you kinda sorta bombarded the virus beetle
DrLigmaPhD: Robo cat has zoomies
MrQBear: @anhakha maybe make it mana cost related? Pawns are 1 drops?
Sorator13: huzzah!
Dandyfloss:
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
matthaus_c: majestic
TehAmelie: congrats
Diabore: hell yeah i love lethal flier, whats the opener?
pleonasticTautology: nice
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: Heck yeah G lol
Spades_Slicc: I showed you my lethal flyer pls respond
DiscordianTokkan:
TehAmelie: and nice game too
itira:
impressive
CaptainSpam: Victory belch!
Foxmar320:
TheDevil_Risen:
didnt know cameron was in today
Bruceski: after the shifty start we're at 4 wins. Nice
JoannaTastic: Lethal Flyer's Lonely Hearts Club Band
gsyhiap: I thought I heard Cam there for a second...
anhakha: Eh, I hear mana screw all the time - don't want to go to more of their gigs.
Foxmar320: Never be sorry for the victory belch, those are earned
Flyingdelorion: Graham is a transformer now?
matthaus_c: some of those sounds are even words
vinewood_og:
TehAmelie: bleeps, bloops and burps
Sorator13: That is the main reason I tune in, for the sounds.
DandyGeek: some of those sounds end up in music
GreatGodOm: Graham, do you know if any LRR folk are coming across the pond for Magic con Amsterdam, next year?
Sorator13: (words and jokes are sounds)
Aarek: hilarious sounds is the reason I tune into LRR
Spades_Slicc: Speaking of, is the belching a thing Cameron started doing on day on stream or is it part of a specific bit or something?
matthaus_c: a belch is a bodily function
austintatious89: "I'd apologize but I'm not strictly sorry" was the coolest thing to open this stream to
anhakha: Can we get a Pin that just says "Belch incoherently"m
Dandyfloss: LRR invented burping as a bit
pleonasticTautology: belching is a contribution to culture
anhakha: ?
EvilBadman: Not a burp, just _is human_
matthaus_c: the belchdel test
pleonasticTautology: i mean that's literally what cam and cori said
Dandyfloss: @matthaus_c +2
Robot_Bones: that can-con we all crave
gsyhiap: I want a "Time for a victory belch!" pin tbh
TehAmelie: you said The Culture so now i'm imagining the great ship GSU *belch*
GredGredmansson: @matthaus_c if someone can belch without anyone calling attention to it
Shurtal: was it beej or alex that started "release: *Belches*"|?
pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie HAHAHAHA
pleonasticTautology: i'm thinking about the lrl with the belching
pleonasticTautology: and jacob having to id folks from their burps
Sorator13: I could see swinging to see if they gangblock, hodling Reroute Systems? but idk that they block.
Sorator13: *holding
Sorator13: oh, it has vigilance, ofc you attack. missed that.
Dandyfloss:
bed time for me, good luck on the games! 
Spades_Slicc: The robots shall continue until morale improves
Dandyfloss:
gryfyn1: is that like the robots having babies?
GreatGodOm: The robots. They have become... self perpetuating.
Earthenone: theres an argument for not doing the one more to make it less removable
Earthenone: since it is your engine
Sorator13: !card scout for surviv
LRRbot: Scout for Survivors [2W] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.
NornsFelidar: Wish there was a Bender Rodriguez reference in EoE
Cptasparagus: Big Slam?
Micalovits: Its non spaceship right?
raulghoulia: Big Slam was my favorite street shark
Sorator13: Bouncing two robots doesn't actually help them that much, since you're making two robots per turn anyway
matthaus_c: Big Slam was my favourite Zaku
BrowneePointz: I still love that Uthros just has the whole ass corpse of an Eldrazi Titan at its core
GreatGodOm: They can't bounce the rammer.
pleonasticTautology: big slam is my favorite thing cal raleigh does
anhakha: It says "non-spacecraft"
GredGredmansson: @NornsFelidar they're actually moving away from the sheer number of explicit references in normal Magic sets going forward
matthaus_c: delightful draw, seymour
theambivalentagender: I kinda wish you could select multiple creatures to crew a spaceship at once
Juliamon: cheeky references is leaving money on the table when they could be a UB Secret Lair
NornsFelidar:
@GredGredmansson it doesn't have to be a hat set to have an Among Us reference
anhakha: Technically sorcery speed.
anhakha: Priority, etc.
GredGredmansson: exactly "why make a luke skywalker nod when we can potentially have luke himself"
BrowneePointz: Yep. Ethan Fleischer posted a giant article about how since UB is going to be such a significant part of the Makeup now, and those are by design going to be less serious, they're moving away from "hee hee hoo hoo" we did the thing
BrowneePointz: for In Universe
GredGredmansson: obscure refernces are still on the table though, like that one mindslaver equipment
theambivalentagender: Yeah, I get why it needs to be the way it is but I always feel like I'm slowplaying when I tap my whole board one at a time
matthaus_c: omg pangy hiii
matthaus_c: the relics do make attacking very awkward
BrowneePointz: which, if it means we get more cool deep dive designs like EoE and less Hat Sets I'm game
Sorator13: I... probably would be swinging with the Rammer, even if it does get stunned for a while
BrowneePointz: and I do mean Hat Set proper and not "I do not like this set"
Sorator13: what is a Hat Set?
realbadatthis_: !card zealous display
LRRbot: Zealous Display [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If it's not your turn, untap those creatures.
BrowneePointz: "And now X is here...In a Jaunty Hat!"
BrowneePointz: @Sorator13
Mr_Horrible: "Everyone is here!" type ish
Sorator13: Ah.
NornsFelidar:
the more cards you draw the less clear it is if you actually have targets for Scout for Survivors
Mr_Horrible: OTJ the principle example and offender
GredGredmansson: MKM was a set of deerstalkers, and OTJ as set of stetsons
TehAmelie: everyone zap that guy!
Mr_Horrible: but yeah MKM, to a slightly lesser extent Aetherdrift
matthaus_c: opponent has a 23 turn clock we're fiiine
theambivalentagender: @Sorator13 People usually point to Thunder Junction as an example - a set made seemingly with the purpose of putting popular mtg characters in cowboy outfits
theambivalentagender: Es
BrowneePointz: but yea the worst parts of the community then TOOK that term and warped it to mean "Set I do not like"
Dromos_GHG: It's amusing that "Hat set" comes for actually putting the characters in hats and not as a ref to "hat on a hat" rule of exsessive comedy
comrade_cards: MKM was particularly bad as a hat set too
Mr_Horrible:
popular mtg characters, and Kaervek
GredGredmansson: see i do like the idea of bringing characters from different planes together... but so far the execution hasn't been that great
Mr_Horrible: yeah I'm more keen on it when it's restrained
Sorator13: Ooh. Star snek.
Juliamon: New Capenna was a bit egregious too
Mr_Horrible: the overlaps in Duskmorn are probably the most I'd want
theambivalentagender: Made especially egregious by making Thunder Junction's plane a previously completely empty plane so we can all just siiiidestep the whole issue with addressing native history in the cowboy genre
James_the_Dabbler: @Juliamon Yeah but it least it was decent mechanically
Mr_Horrible: New Capenna was less of the character overlaps, I think, and more just too adherent to the stylebook
chaostreader: how many cards do they have in their library?
NornsFelidar: they have to have a reason to be on the other plane, which is kind of what happened with duskmourne. OTJ featured a literal queen of the plane playing saloon gal?
BrowneePointz: Capenna wasn't a hat set. we only had Elspeth and Ob as known characters. Unless you mean Hat cuz they were wearing turn of the century hat
Dromos_GHG: The nature of Omenpaths in the worldbuilidng mean crossoevers are a bigger temptation
BrowneePointz: in which case good joke Juliamon lol
hiFunko: This table needs an easter egg where Jared Leto pops onto the table and ruins my enthusiasm for the movie
BrowneePointz: @hiFunko and you're now banned to Australia for life
Sorator13: @hiFunko incredible
pleonasticTautology: hey funko
samwiser_: Currently they die from drawing their deck before you die from damage...
Mr_Horrible: @hiFunko okay but what if his character immediately dies violently
hiFunko: I'm back in
GredGredmansson: @samwiser_ it IS a may ability
pleonasticTautology: @hiFunko one of my friends posted about how putting jared leto in a movie just signals that jared leto is in a movie, and is mostly a turn-off at this poitn
Juliamon: It absolutely felt to me like New Capenna started with "hey look I drew a planeswalker in a fedora" and just spiralled
Mr_Horrible: god it woulda been so funny if he'd fallen off that building [in minecraft]
samwiser_: I chose to not read the cards.
vinewood_og: It's Tron-in' time!
wedge_x: it wouldn't be a TRON movie if there wasn't some manner of shitshow making it
niccus: is jared leto in a set yet
anhakha: What kind of magic player chooses NOT to draw 13 cards though?
Spades_Slicc: Mechan slam?
anhakha: Are u even gaming?
Gekyouryuu: @niccus morbius might be in spider-man
theambivalentagender: As much as people claim Murders was a detective hat set I actually highly disagree - imo, Ravnica is just the sort of plane wheee
pleonasticTautology: @niccus we'll see if morbius is in spidey
theambivalentagender: *where everyone just goes crazy and starts wearing detective coats every once in a while
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu we as a community need to continue the joke, by never drafting the Morbius card
TehAmelie: i get a feeling executives all over the world want to stay away from Morbius
Mr_Horrible: just gets left outta the pack
50keyz: does the red tiger mechan meld with 4 other mechans?
BrowneePointz: look I'm finally getting Scorpion in a Spider-man movie
Gekyouryuu: @theambivalentagender friend got pushed on the swing mid-comment
BrowneePointz: Idc what's in the Magic Set
UtilityPunk: @anhakha "It's card advantage" - MtG players when they play family Uno
Diabore: op got so many goods cards
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz well Scorpion is also in the Magic set
dumbo3k: Oooh, maybe they can deck themselves!
BrowneePointz: We got starter deck Mac
BrowneePointz: I think
BrowneePointz: unless that was his main set card
theambivalentagender: @Gekyouryuu Curse my fat fingers for making my somewhat serious comment on hat sets whimsical
g0blinslide: is the pump ability on the land only as socery?
matthaus_c: opponent you know you want to draw 7
niccus: is there a uno dandan where the goal is to empty your hand
realbadatthis_: win the game or draw 25 cards
g0blinslide: dang, that woulda been sweet
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz scorpion and his sting are main set
Diabore: we need a big goofy tramples
anhakha: Any trample on your board?
micahtrichards: <message deleted>can everybody raid bobertdafrog
Spades_Slicc: You can slam, do a bunch of trades and use bolt to clean up something that "safely" blocked?
BusTed:
narset6691: do it
Diabore: boooo
narset6691: awww
anhakha: Booooo
dumbo3k: booo
Diabore: op is a damn coward
50keyz: opponent is acoward
Spades_Slicc: OP doesn't have faith they can win in 3 draws
50keyz: you should attack with warriors
matthaus_c: if opponent's handle was Ahab354 they woulda drawn them
50keyz: cowards cant block cowards
50keyz: warriors*
Sorator13: pff
Juliamon: Chat is making a joke
Sorator13: yeah, you need to leave a few blockers, unfrotunately
theambivalentagender: @50keyz Cowards also shouldn't be able to block cowards tbf
50keyz: @Juliamon lets not blame all of chat for my poor joke lol
Juliamon: no, we should absolutely blame all of chat, someone else would have made that joke
matthaus_c: you know you want to just take it, opponent
realbadatthis_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Without Fail) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).
Sorator13: can Scout back the Pangolin
Micalovits: I guess you do have an hour untill the next stream, so no hard deadline at least
Diabore: well the good news is with the new schedule you arent running into another stream if you miss end by a few minutes
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon do we have Adam's "when one of them's right, they're all right, and when one of them's wrong, they're all wrong" in the quote db?
Juliamon: idk do we?
Juliamon: !qdb
Spades_Slicc: Somehow original Norin cannot be blocked by cowards (if you somehow got him to declare blockers)
GredGredmansson: what pangolin
narset6691: the 7/7
narset6691: lmao
Sorator13: You kill the big thing
matthaus_c: I would like to not get smacked by a 7/7
Mr_Horrible: oh I didn't know there was a command to bring up the whole shebang
gualdhar: the 7/7 yeah
Juliamon: yeah it even provides (some) context!
Sorator13: They have enough mana that the Psionicist's discount isn't very meaningful
50keyz: delay makes me think they have spell interaction lol
Mr_Horrible:
@Juliamon my god, so luxurious 
Spades_Slicc: O ring
matthaus_c: uh oh
Micalovits: B light
Sorator13: Oof
matthaus_c: it's gotta be the mets
GreatGodOm: Was there no TTC this week?
Sorator13: @GreatGodOm no, because subathon
singinnonsense: why is the art so wrong with the rescue skiff
GreatGodOm: @Sorator13 Ahh. Thanks.
narset6691: Oooo u can bounce the weftblade and reapply counters
narset6691: and it blocks!
Spades_Slicc: You can bolt a luminary so they have 1 less blocker
Spades_Slicc: or go face?
matthaus_c: an attack all puts them toooo... 7?
GasCityGaming: all about that face bout that face, no trample
narset6691: maindeck annul huh
matthaus_c: how much is Station on the Skiff
GredGredmansson: still deadn't
GredGredmansson: @matthaus_c 10
Sorator13: @narset6691 I mean, in this set... yes
MadWolf1290: they didn't
Sorator13: GG! I do enjoy a big boardstall sometimes.
Micalovits: Thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: we did everything right
Foxmar320: Later G! Thanks for streaming
Sorator13: thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show
TehAmelie: i appreciate you!
Foxmar320: !patreon
TheDevil_Risen: have a good evening G
realbadatthis_: thanks for the stream!
bytecaster: Maybe the vodlins want to join us sometime, so they should also know about the time slot
KWardJenx: Thank you, Graham! Great stream
Flyingdelorion: Thanks Graham! See you on a stream later this week!
bytecaster: Bye!
pleonasticTautology: lmao bye y'all
KaleidoscopeMind: ok time to clip that
Flyingdelorion: Bye chat! Behave!
gsyhiap: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Without Fail) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (52m from now).
singinnonsense: that's why they have a piss mug
Wolfstrike_NL: What's coming up, or out
TehAmelie: we'll be playing, without fail
TehAmelie: and some board game too
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