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protojman: whoo
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FatefulWaffle: When my Friday night is paper fighting
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r10pez10: may your packs contain the two hundred dollar rebecca guay printing of titania
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r10pez10: !previous
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62MGcobra: !adult
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DoomBringerIL: @Juliamon so i was at a private LRR stream.. discussion got to politics... i said every coin has to sides and invited said streamer to visit my country himself and come see...was immediately banned
DoomBringerIL:
and now i'm banned at all private streams 
flatluigi: ??
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Sarah_Serinde: DoomBringerIL That's not really something we can litigate or address here
FurthestChunk: @DoomBringerIL because you were defending the genocide in gaza bud
DoomBringerIL: @Sarah_Serinde no no i'm asking for advice cuz she helped me prvious stream
Juliamon: I'm only a mod here, I can't do anything about other channels
Juliamon: Not the place for that, Chunk
Sorator13: ooh, just in time!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: When life closes a dog, it opens an opossum.
Anubis169: So about the MTG about to happen...
RockPusher: Misty Boostie
DoomBringerIL: like i said if there is anything to do besides the unban
GasCityGaming: Love the misty boostie!
chaps_the_goblin_king: WHITE BORDER SUPREMACY BABY
Anubis169: brb sec, phone...
FurthestChunk: @Juliamon I was simply adding context since that seems to not have been passed down the chain
DoomBringerIL: mystery boosterrrrrrrr
DiscordianTokkan: farrrrt
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hey_kelvin: huh 4pm FNPF start
Juliamon: FurthestChunk No, we know about it
RockPusher:
r10pez10: fart hands
ContingentCat:
RatherLargeToad: The Bat Twostie
RockPusher:
r10pez10: !clip
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flatluigi: magic the gathering
nishwastaken: is this an educational stream now
thraximore: are you an innie or an outie fart hand
FurthestChunk: @Juliamon thanks for confirming that that's not enough
Mindfire13: Hello highlight reel
definenull: MISTY BOOSTIE
ContingentCat: gesundheit
flatluigi: do we want to take it from the top
r10pez10: good intro
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Juliamon: FurthestChunk This is not the place for this.
RockPusher: Humans making Human Noises
Dromos_GHG: Mystery TOOTsie
LSRubin: my hands don't fart, they just make a sound like a bicycle pump
Isitmeorisitme1: I joined right on time
RockPusher: It's a little dry in here for a good hand fart today
Isitmeorisitme1: I turned 70 cards into $100 the other day thanks to Card Kingdom. No button, though...they made me send them a button...
Mindfire13: Cardkingdom facilitates cardstock transmutation?
bytecaster: me?
TheDevil_Risen: store.loadingreadyrun
FatefulWaffle: I got "You're a [3] in my heart" from CK
RockPusher: We're to blame‽
FatefulWaffle: At least recently
Juliamon: !store
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Manitu_25: manifesting a show and tell banger
EricTheOrange: do we have cup?
bytecaster: portable hole when?
LariatWest: do we have drinks?
cmdrud87:
"those not shilling- you're fired" 
TheDevil_Risen: also, playmats are on their way for yall to sign!
RockPusher:
definenull: HA
TabbyLavalamp: I'm just disappointed that they've never sold a Friday Nights night light.
laikagoat: wooo
RockPusher: Beej has a playmat PSA
Pywodwagon: some of us are hopefully learning if they're there today
laikagoat: it will hopefully not involve a hurricane
TheDevil_Risen: playymatsss HYPE!
Isitmeorisitme1: wheeler only has a heart for mono white land destruction.....
definenull: PLAYMATS
r10pez10: #praisebeej
TheDevil_Risen: in transit
62MGcobra:
OldUncleDan: Nothing to appologize for. It'll get there when it gets there.
flatluigi: signing stream?
RockPusher: Many playmat, much signing
r10pez10: signature stamp
rosesmcgee: Autopen. It's good enough for the president.
62MGcobra: the longer it takes to get here, the longer it will last
r10pez10: may your picks be bombs
definenull: Red white aggro
KaleidoscopeMind: "colors matching good"
Mindfire13: Red Green big stuff
RockPusher:
Look, the playmats are still wildly on-schedule compared to the final-season blu-ray 
phyrexian_alliterator: creatures
definenull:
Green black graveyard
r10pez10: white border good stuff
Aceviru: Ooh, LRR tegata? I'd be down for that
Sealtest: lrr store only using USD? no option for CAD?
OldUncleDan: Green/White Selesnya
ghizmou: WG bad
OldUncleDan: Izzet Blue/Red?
Diabore: wut
goombalax: 9?
dutchmoose: 9
EricTheOrange: jhonny 5 is alive?
Diabore: nelly slam reanimate?
r10pez10: 9 was wild
Anubis169: when that movie came out, there were three movies in the same few months
Anubis169: 9, Nine, and The Number Nine
RockPusher: Is Nelson the problem?
definenull: What a pack, nelly
TheDevil_Risen: WOOO
laikagoat: yooo
r10pez10: holy shit cam
Juliamon: oh, ok
TheDevil_Risen: banned pack
tehfewl: thats a pack nelly
definenull:
How many canlander points is that pack
MegaDosX: Speaking of nine, I wonder if we'll see an Oracle of the Alpha today
frozenphoenix7: 9.99 on CardKingdom
r10pez10: pick 2 draft, right nelly
LoadingReadyRun: @Sealtest our merch distribution is based in the US, so everything is in USD
Stevie_T: Damn Nelly
cicadaglow: I finally caught a stream after 2 years!!
thraximore: welcome!
Anubis169: Welcome cicadaglow!
Decaped: i endorse Nelly's picks that benefit cameron
LoadingReadyRun: Hello!
Anubis169:
good to have ya here 
MegaDosX: !card cogwork librarian
LRRbot: Cogwork Librarian [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put this card into that booster pack.
Mangledpixel: boop
ElektroTal: Hey Wheels, I uploaded the bonus for the week. nod if you saw this
Anubis169:
o hai Pixel
DoomBringerIL: <message deleted>@LoadingReadyRun trump's taarif plan is actually working?
Mangledpixel: oh right, mystie boostie time
ElektroTal: thumbs up!
spawnofhastur:
for some reason i'd thought adam had stepped away from playing magic, it's good to see him. 
cmdrud87: there is probably a knob somewhere in that art.
Diabore: @spawnofhastur he took a break for a little bit, about a year iirc
emperorchampion:
no reanimate 
definenull:
Bonus nelly beard
MegaDosX: @Diabore And what a year to miss
Sealtest:
@LoadingReadyRun oh
RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun Sealtest I have a currency selector down the bottom left of the store pages
NarfBlinko: the dinner is ready, see y'all on the vod
BrowneePointz: Do it Nelson. It's calling you
TheDevil_Risen: that is a wild card nelly
BrowneePointz: Surrender
definenull: Re: card reader, was the entire 'set' loaded into the system already?
thraximore:
skelement 
TheDevil_Risen:
negamorph 
definenull: woof
r10pez10: 1120 cards or something?
r10pez10: oh jeez
Cptasparagus: o7 paul's typing speed
RockPusher: that or Paul would have to pre-open the packs
NonjaBiru: only 1800?
MegaDosX:
Dog_of_Myth:
nishwastaken:
Download more ram 
goombalax: Rishi P?!
r10pez10: you wouldn't download a ram
BurgerGamer: deditated wam
cmdrud87: yes, download more cultivates.
nishwastaken: oh wow
r10pez10: oh yeah cam
Diabore: gl nelly
BrowneePointz: So nelson's stealing that for Canlander right?
RockPusher: Ben has the zoomies
mastershake29x: @r10pez10 not with that attitude!
RockPusher: WereBen the Gathering
DMGlol: spicy nelson pick
DiscordianTokkan: Magic: The Gathering
r10pez10: mastershake29x you wouldn't ram a download
thraximore: he's cool drafting
thraximore: it's like rare drafting but better
spawnofhastur: i would download a ram, but the sheep version
r10pez10: giraffe
definenull: Stage right
SymphonySolstice: slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross
ElektroTal: you're canadians, shouldn't it be draught
RockPusher: Draft… beer is available in the food hall
ContingentCat: starbord
Anubis169:
ElektroTal: 
wedge_x: "Draft, amirite?" would be a good button
r10pez10: what wrong with bolt fixing
fcloud: "draft. am i right? pass to. your right?" and from there it's just qwerpline
Manitu_25: adamsa hasa conversation toosa in the headsa
raulghoulia: call me when you open a medium gargadon
r10pez10: is that the weird suspend one
ContingentCat:
betweenmyself: Median Value Gargadon nowhere to be seen
r10pez10: !card greater gargadon
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
tehfewl: medium gargadon was MH2
SmashTCG: there is just "gargadon?
MegaDosX: !card gargadon
LRRbot: Gargadon [5RR] | Creature — Beast [7/5] | Trample / Suspend 4—{1}{R}
frozenphoenix7: MH4, trust
MegaDosX: Greatest Gargadon
Dog_of_Myth: What about medium well gargadon?
dutchmoose: "Just Gargadon"
LSRubin: The Greatest Gargadon will be a legendary creature in MH4
RockPusher: Venti Gargadon
Mangledpixel: Nominal Gargadon
definenull: Medium gargadon or mid gargadon
TheGoozler: regular degular gargles
Khalstrom: Gargadon sitting behind a crystal ball
fcloud: greater gargadon... or greatEST gargadon
r10pez10: gargadeez
betweenmyself: Gargadon: Mid
Anubis169: Gargadon and the Smurfs
LoadingReadyRun: Unfortunately, the card recognition software we use tops out at around 600 cards
as_ever_ellesandra: Medium; Gargadon
spawnofhastur: Gargadon with Foretell
soggysoggsters: magic is fun
raulghoulia: Gargadon Medium plays with time counters
thraximore: the software should work out more
Mangledpixel: I do like a happy medium
ElektroTal: gargadon rare is blue, and gargadon well done is an old border artifact
MegaDosX: Gavin!
goombalax: Gargad on deez nu- *shot and killed*
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
definenull: Oh dear
r10pez10: (second PC just for card reading)
Diabore: 1 set, and maybe not for much longer the way sets are growing
johnnylongtorso: 640 cards is all you need
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Okay, that got a laugh out of me
Anubis169: No set will ever need more than 640 cards of ram...
Anubis169: is that a rollerskate?
r10pez10: it's like a dolly thing?
r10pez10: but it's definitely got skate bearings
RockPusher:
spawnofhastur: is Dermotaxi a gargaddon?
Anubis169: that's a really good idea
thraximore:
LSRubin: if you pushed it the right way, you could probably make it do an olly
definenull: The spell that literally does nothing on resolution?
Anubis169: LSRubin: we call that Wheelie Cycling
holesinone178 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
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Anubis169:
tehfewl: Big Muxus
LoadingReadyRun:
I should test the actual limits of the card recognizer and see how much CPU/ram it uses and how slow it goes (sometime when we aren't streaming 
)
spawnofhastur: Nivmagus Elemental and Flusterstorm, that's a combo!
r10pez10: you wouldn't test in prod
definenull: Happy push to prod Friday!
Diabore: there bear
phoenixfeather14: where bear?
CompleatedPinkie: I like how the white-bordered cards in this set look. I'm planning on ordering more the next time I can...
Anubis169:
Paul: If it starts memory leaking at a high card count... can we call it a Mana Leak?
spawnofhastur: it's always where bear and never how bear
spawnofhastur: cam not taking that would be betraying your principles
Sorator13: well, you kinda need to locate the bear before you can ask how it is
r10pez10: it fucken' rules yeah
r10pez10: i'm glad i was able to snag a festival-in-a-box
Manitu_25: so sad it isn't really available for a lot of players
MegaDosX: That's the the 5th Edition art for it btw
definenull:
There's a commandfest in my area next month, and I feel like going but just to draft MB2 
r10pez10: the flash of insight art is me
TheMerricat:
Chat, did Cameron just get the card of him?
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat honestly a very Cameron move
fcloud: "only pick cards that are gross" describe wheeler's lifestyle in six words
definenull: Brother eww
fcloud: ben gonna crew that trauma
MegaDosX: Turn into?
BusTed:
tehfewl: turn into?
r10pez10: how can the combo player keep getting away with this
fcloud:
@graham did you get a chance to watch wheeler vs wheeler? 
it was awesome
Manitu_25: the set symbol makes it look like paul is super confused about this thing and is sending signals for help
MegaDosX: Phyrexians are weird
Mindfire13: Its a Jumpstart pack card
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Cptasparagus: i thought you were supposed to tism into your elbow to be polite
Mindfire13: Jumpstart and set boosters
Pywodwagon: set boosters I think?
as_ever_ellesandra: Set Boosties
Pywodwagon: remember set boosters
Sorator13: oh, did y'all see the flavor text on the Phyrexian card in EoE? It's great
Manitu_25: grandpa what are set boosters?
chaps_the_goblin_king: I feel like that's the MB2 experience. I never love my decks that I draft but I have a blast remembering the cards
r10pez10: nelly holy shit
ContingentCat: your fingernails are wonderful Cam
fcloud: mb2? modern borizons?
Juliamon: mystery booster 2
fcloud:
aha 
4 raiders from thegiftedgrifter have joined!
r10pez10: welcome raiders
Pywodwagon: mesert bus for twope
thegiftedgrifter: Mystery booster, the sequel
johnnylongtorso: mysty boosty twosty
Manitu_25: pack 3 pivot! pack 3 pivot!
ContingentCat: !venga
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phoenixfeather14: pack 3 pivot?
definenull: Chad?
Diabore: serge share with chat?
ZRamx: Omg I want the mystery booster 2, I have been looking at buying the MB2 boxes online.
MrAyeAxe:
Wisedrafter's Will is genuinely so messed up
narset6691: is that rain of daggers from portal 3 kingdoms?
SmashTCG: LIBRARY NINJITUS?
thraximore: !card wisedrafter
LRRbot: Wisedrafter's Will [U] | Enchantment | Your opponents play with their hands revealed. / {U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card. / {U}{U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.
thraximore: interesting
tehfewl: Chad!
MrAyeAxe: I played wisedrafter's will with Lurrus in my friend's cube, it was not okay
ElektroTal: my kingdom for that khalni garden
SmashTCG: LOL
ThatBenKidd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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fcloud:
oh wow mystery booster 2 is an official product 
i assumed it was a lrr thing
johnnylongtorso: Homelands all-star Merchant Scroll??
r10pez10: lol
SmashTCG: love me some Jewel theifs?
tehfewl: that throes of chaos looks soo good
Diabore:
i cant afford magicons
rosesmcgee: "I thought it was a myth"
r10pez10: cries in australian
SmashTCG: well when im no longer5000 dollars in debt to my credit card, ill consider it
BrowneePointz: Would love to, if they were cheaper and more Disability Accessible
definenull: I hear all the cryptic giggles and comments, and I just here smiling and nodding
Manitu_25: cries in to poor
EricTheOrange: I don't do cons for many reasons
thraximore: this ain't your Robowater cube
MegaDosX:
@r10pez10 I was about to say, they should run one in Australia 
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks
r10pez10: oh hogaak got future sighted
Pywodwagon: Amsterdam this year at least!
DMGlol: wizards generally sells the mystery boosters on the SL site when a magic con is happening
r10pez10: yee
chaps_the_goblin_king: mogg raider hell yeah
Juliamon: The box is not cheap, but it IS cheaper than traveling
Redpandarama: excited about Amsterdam Take 2!
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
Manitu_25: @DMGlol ah yes, the site with amazing consumer friendly process. (don't mind me, just jellous)
Cptasparagus: is RGD ravnica?
Dog_of_Myth: Look forward to that in about 6 weeks from now. Atlanta is in the end of Sept.
Sorator13: !card cogwork libr
LRRbot: Cogwork Librarian [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put this card into that booster pack.
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Cptasparagus: Ah, thats also a protein sequence that cells use to stick to things
tehfewl: RTR block is also RGD
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SmashTCG: the goblin and illithid Is the best
Sorator13: Please do not stick your cells on the delicious magic cards
RockPusher: Moral victory Nelly
definenull: What's the combo?
comrade_cards: "I just think it's neat!"
as_ever_ellesandra: NELLY INFINITE NEXUS
as_ever_ellesandra: YOU HAVE NEXUS
r10pez10: !addquote (Nelson) [Now] Oh no. I don't have any way to win.
LRRbot: New quote #9375: "Oh no. I don't have any way to win." —Nelson [2025-08-08]
LSRubin:
how many Narcomoebas did you open?
rosesmcgee: Out of curiosity, are the play test cards strictly "cutting room floor" or can/has some version of the card made it to final product?
Pywodwagon: thoracle IS in the set, but unfortunately not with us
thraximore: it varies
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah its bad
as_ever_ellesandra: but it is fun
r10pez10: rosesmcgee some of them have shown up
as_ever_ellesandra: but hey, nexus shuffles back in
goombalax: teferi is in the set for the nexus combo
as_ever_ellesandra: so its free
Pywodwagon: @rosesmcgee a few from MB1 made it to being real cards
r10pez10: eg Enchantmentize became One With The Stars
rosesmcgee: @r10pez10 @Pywodwagon Thx, that's neat
MegaDosX: !card value town
LRRbot: Value Town // Take a Trip to... | Value Town | Land — Town | Value Town enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. // Take a Trip to... [4UR] | Sorcery — Adventure | Draw two cards. This spell deals 2 damage to each opponent.
yaknowlikemesa: @rosesmcgee I believe there is a izzet land card with adventure
Cptasparagus: can we get a Nelly beard cam?
MegaDosX: Value Town is from MB2 and was the precursor for the FIN adventure lands
r10pez10: center-aligned throes lol
BURSKI: I started playing when Portal first came out, there are so many Portal cards circling that bring me way back
definenull: Oh Adam drafted us, chat!
BITs19_: !card throes of chaos
LRRbot: Throes of Chaos [3R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Retrace
EricTheOrange: hey it's a card I remember
MegaDosX: WOO
yaknowlikemesa: YIPEEE
Khalstrom: Paid for the box
r10pez10: they printed the save icon!
ElektroTal: HOLY CRAP
dutchmoose: My god it isn't a joke it's literally 300 dollars
goombalax: he keeps them in his wallet
nishwastaken:
ElektroTal: that's a card that literally only exists in that format
MegaDosX:
Surely you can get to a printer between now and then
cmdrud87: to the printer!
EricTheOrange: Is this G's personal mystery booster or LRR's
TheDevil_Risen: damm foil oracle of the alpha
fcloud: joke's on you, i went away
Diabore: wheeler needs someone to sub, hes gotta go to the bank
Anubis169: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
fcloud: just for a sec tho
Anubis169: ^ dat
RockPusher: EricTheOrange G's box from his con-in-a-box
fcloud: that pained face on "the quarry"
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EricTheOrange: you can't tell me what to do LRRbot. I'm not gonna wash my hands now to be contrarian.
tryllebanjo:
I love, love, LOVE this music 
comrade_cards: !badadvice
LRRbot: You look so cool when you throw rupees into the pool.
Chedamann: Forgot I was watching live, was confused when the ads didn't skip automatically
RockPusher: Instructions unlear. Washed brans, now have ergot
fcloud: this is a road quest track iirc
fcloud: btw watch road quest if you haven't, it's awesome
RockPusher: Northern Majesty
johnnylongtorso: it's the one that sounds like a Star Trek theme
fcloud:
slow + solo brass = star trek 
it's a fact
nishwastaken: @fcloud can confirm, heckin awesome
EricTheOrange: rockpusher just knowing the names of the roadquest songs off the top of his head
fcloud: he cheats tho, he's got them written on his rock
fcloud: so all that time when he's pushing, he's also studying
Hadouken_lol_catz: Yo chat this song goes hard anyone know it?
RockPusher: It's a *really good* track
Hadouken_lol_catz: Feels like road quest outro
ekplayscards:
hey gamers
HadesLeprechaun: more Nuclear Nightmare on Tuesday? are Ben and Adam gonna try to get a bigger group together?
ekplayscards: also what's up nelly enjoyers 🔥
Juliamon: Haven't heard anything yet
vinewood_og: Probably get into the CTS queue
neisan2112: Oh shoot I forgot it started an hour early tonight, at least I haven't missed any games?
Hadouken_lol_catz: Yeah round 1 Nelly vs ben up next
hd_dabnado: hey everyone
Silviechan: if you read this remember to hydrate and have a lovely day
Sorator13: After some rain earlier today, it is now nice and cool out, so I have relocated to my balcony. It's very nice!
neisan2112: Unlikely, but anyone else watching from QuakeCon rn?
Rodzos:
Hi
fcloud:
what happens at quakecons these days? are there announcements or just lots of lans
r10pez10: quaker oats has a convention?
Juliamon: nah, it's for Tremors fans
neisan2112:
@r10pez10 
fcloud: it's held every year in san andreas
fcloud: you shouldnt blame them tho, it's not their fault
squ3e: any chance of more pauper content in the future/? Anybody know?
definenull: *groan*
neisan2112: @fcloud Some announcements, mostly tournaments, events and big BYOC. For me its just hanging out with people
Larkonus: @Juliamon You know, I'm shocked there hasn't been a Tremors game made. (Or maybe there was and it didn't do well)
fcloud:
ty @neisan2112
fcloud: Tremors: The Game is a cancelled video game that was based on the Tremors franchise. The game was announced in August 2002 by Rock Solid Studios,[1] who had been working on it since April/May 2002.[2] The game was going to be released for the Xbox, GameCube, PlayStation 2, and Microsoft Windows.[3] Tremors was scheduled for release during the fall of 2003.[4] However, the game was quietly canceled in the summer of that year.[1]
definenull: True bestie
Dog_of_Myth:
ekplayscards: LETS GO NELLY
nishwastaken:
omg its magic the gathering 
Hrrisn: to battle!
DMGlol: TWO?!
Rodzos: Magic. The Gathering
definenull: Rip EK
Juliamon: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
as_ever_ellesandra: Nelly and Wheeler, you got this
Desruprot: aww I missed the drafting
ekplayscards: I will fight you with compliments BenBen
nishwastaken:
Lets go Ben & Nelly, rooting for you both 
Desruprot: yay time to paper fight
HadesLeprechaun: @Larkonus Last Train Outta Wormtown! It's not officially branded Tremors, but it's Tremors
Juliamon: You actually have two
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Juliamon: that one and !wheeleradvice
r10pez10: he has two?
hd_dabnado: GAMER
neisan2112: Yeeee
Natedogg2: You know you've made it when you have a chat command.
Cptasparagus: put the man in mana pool
LoadingReadyRun: Last Train Outta Wormtown was pretty great
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
DMGlol: the right to bear arms
definenull: Here bear!
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun agree
SmashTCG: Some good old fasion magic
Dog_of_Myth: !wheeleradvice
LRRbot: Dodging is an integral part of Dark Souls.
nishwastaken:
omg yes, more last train outta wormtown
ekplayscards:
@Natedogg2 chat commands or getting roasted on sight by the talent.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview
Gadora: !wheeleradvice
LRRbot: No! You should have waited!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
hd_dabnado:
that is why he's Paul 
as_ever_ellesandra: I have before for a mix fashion show magic stream
LRRbot: Crimson Fleet Commodore [3R] | Creature — Ogre Pirate [5/2] | Trample / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Desruprot: Long live the King
HadesLeprechaun: @LoadingReadyRun it's also gotten a whole bunch of seasonally themed updates that are a bunch of fun since it first released
RockPusher: Ben with the restoration
Natedogg2: I'm too nice to roast.
fcloud: keepin up with the commodore 🏴☠️
definenull: At least it isn't the initiative
r10pez10: pretty good
Desruprot: aww its the new one and not Beginning Your End Step
BURSKI:
Wall of tears was in my awesome prodigal sorcerer/crawlspace deck
ContingentCat:
ekplayscards: My patronage has cursed Nelly. The plan is coming together.
as_ever_ellesandra: !card broodhatch nantuko
LRRbot: Broodhatch Nantuko [1G] | Creature — Insect Druid [1/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens. / Morph {2}{G}
LRRbot: Broodhatch Nantuko [1G] | Creature — Insect Druid [1/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens. / Morph {2}{G}
fcloud: green deck nelly gang: we love casting spells
neisan2112: Oh I just got one of those for Grist lol
LRRbot: Gruul War Chant [2RG] | Enchantment | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sheesh
r10pez10: i think nelly died
MrKrag: Beep Beep!
Desruprot: thats a lot of damage
lamina5432: evening. seems I missed the draft since it was 8 player
LRRbot: Dawntreader Elk [1G] | Creature — Elk [2/2] | {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Aceviru: John avon art hitting hard
LRRbot: Rin and Seri, Inseparabler [{R/G}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dog Cat Scientist [3/2] | All Cats you control are Dogs in addition to their other types. / All Dogs you control are Cats in addition to their other types. / Cats and Dogs you control have haste.
ContingentCat: time for zoomies
nishwastaken:
omg a dog cat scientist
LRRbot: Echoing Truth [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent to their owners' hands.
Larkonus: Ah yes, the Catdog secret lair. (/j)
LRRbot: Strafe [R] | Sorcery | Strafe deals 3 damage to target nonred creature.
r10pez10: weird bolt
Desruprot: nonred, quite the restriction
hd_dabnado:
what is this, a weird Sunlance
ElektroTal: planeshift cared about colors a lot
hd_dabnado: (i say knowing)
Desruprot: Sunlance is actually Strafe?
Sorator13: turns out, Lightning Bolt is still decent even with weird restrictions
definenull: LMAO
Limhmm: old cards were weird
LRRbot: Flavor Disaster [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental Pirate [4/3] | Reach / When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power. / Negamorph {1}{G}
Earthenone:
nah this is worse than sunlance, it cant go to the oponents face at EoT
LRRbot: Frenzied Saddlebrute [4R] | Creature — Orc Warrior [5/4] | Haste / All creatures can attack your opponents and planeswalkers your opponents control as though those creatures had haste.
twistedsylvan: wait so why is this card a flavor disaster? Because it's a pirate?
r10pez10: something about the mechanics not matching the flavour probably
Desruprot: it is green with reach though
Sorator13: None of the mechanics go together or go with its types, and also an elemental pirate is Odd
as_ever_ellesandra: @twistedsylvan because Pirates are greedy so wouldn't give a temp buff and Elementals don't often have reach also it has no reason to be an enchantment.
twistedsylvan: ah okay, I thought it would be a specifc Bad Thing about it, like a color break or something
LRRbot: Freed from the Real [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / {U}: Tap enchanted creature. / {U}: Untap enchanted creature.
Desruprot: blur
as_ever_ellesandra: @Desruprot its a flavor disaster not a mechanical disaster
nishwastaken:
@as_ever_ellesandra 
definenull: Can't beat bte
as_ever_ellesandra: at least that's my guess
Sorator13: he died doing what he loved - drawing cards
Sorator13: judge, that former judge is being judgey!
r10pez10: is teferi 5 the one where he makes his boxing comeback
LazyReaper77:
as_ever_ellesandra: @r10pez10 he did box standard for like a year and a half
definenull: So anyway, here's wall
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boom
r10pez10: holy shit
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
anhakha: I have Atraxa Spacecraft. It's charge counters all the way down.
Desruprot:
LRRbot: Wisedrafter's Will [U] | Enchantment | Your opponents play with their hands revealed. / {U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card. / {U}{U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.
definenull: Telepathy in shambles
r10pez10: ben's face lmao
Sorator13: !card voidmage prodigy
LRRbot: Voidmage Prodigy [UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {U}{U}, Sacrifice a Wizard: Counter target spell. / Morph {U}
Sorator13: ahh
ElektroTal: look man, when they ask you to design your dream card, why would you make it balanced
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
r10pez10: u right, shivam
superdude097: Ben's gotta reveal the card he drew
jaimeblacken: the card!
frank_the_great: Gitaxian Probe is basically Telepathy
LRRbot: Cudgel Troll [2GG] | Creature — Troll [4/3] | {G}: Regenerate this creature.
Aceviru: MH4 will surely have it in
Desruprot: a troll that regenerates
Sorator13:
anhakha: Reveal the new card too Ben.
Sorator13: there we go
thraximore:
ElektroTal: more people should play glasses of urza
LRRbot: Crimson Fleet Commodore [3R] | Creature — Ogre Pirate [5/2] | Trample / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Larkonus: "Now I know exactly how I'll be punched in the face!" - Blue mage to the Gruul mage
r10pez10: they put pack wars into MTGO
r10pez10: it's pretty fun
nishwastaken:
@r10pez10 oh that's awesome
LRRbot: Flight of Fancy [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature has flying.
frank_the_great: Banger common aura
MajorFrostbyte: Play 5th mana, say go. Is my deck too slow?
anhakha: "I don't want to do nothing this turn." That sounds a lot like my executive dysfunction when my plans change... xD
LRRbot: Gruul War Chant [2RG] | Enchantment | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace.
definenull: Gruul! Gruul! Gruul! Gruul! GRUUL!
EricTheOrange: passa le biblioteka?
cmdrud87: Not Gruul? Then Die!
JinaMahavira: Just describing me
Aceviru: Land in the back. Party all over the place
LRRbot: Savage Conception [3GG] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / Retrace
anhakha: Maybe this could just be a flex. Nothing saying u can't do this in a normal game
anhakha: Psyche out your opponents by playing your hand face up.
Manitu_25: hey! not even we would lay the GY out this weirdly. thank you very much >:(
r10pez10: found the dredge player
Pywodwagon: I've killed people with in legacy this year
johnnylongtorso: this is not my beautiful land
LRRbot: Tyvar's Stand [XG] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
phyrexian_alliterator: monkey beats
LRRbot: Simian Spirit Guide [2R] | Creature — Ape Spirit [2/2] | Exile this card from your hand: Add {R}.
BusTed:
MegaDosX: It's possible you spend too much time together
anhakha: I heard "kill the beast" in lyrical form, sung by Disney's Gaston
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
ElektroTal: love me a hardcast spirit guide
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's the blue wrath
LRRbot: Fade Away [2U] | Sorcery | For each creature, its controller sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.
nishwastaken:
boardwipe
r10pez10: the heck is that card
nishwastaken: oh
MegaDosX: An old weird card
ElektroTal: Tabernacle at home
Mastaalucard: hey, this card is in my pauper cube. that exact interaction gets people all the time
Mastaalucard: "okay, i'll sac all my creatures" ".... you know you CAN sac your lands right?" ".... no."
itsr67: k
nishwastaken: LETS GOOO HAROZET
LRRbot: Hazoret the Fervent [3R] | Legendary Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible, haste / Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. / {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.
ElektroTal: where's my hydroclasm
definenull: Excuse?
MegaDosX: !card crashing footfalls
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
cmdrud87: why does Nelly have Telepathy again?
Natedogg2: Ezuri's Predation is kind of like a Pyroclasm.
r10pez10: hazoret ponting at the racecars
MegaDosX: Going all out sensei
Sorator13: @cmdrud87 the playtest card on his side gives it
phyrexian_alliterator: @cmdrud87 its his playtest card in play
cmdrud87: ah
nishwastaken: @r10pez10 "y'all wanna drive that way"
ElektroTal: ramunap flashbacks
Sorator13: he can also sac it and pay UU to counterspell, which is why Ben was pausing after casting Hazoret
LRRbot: Savage Conception [3GG] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / Retrace
Pywodwagon: I'm simply refusing to accept its been 8 years since ramunap red was a thing
LoadingReadyRun: Hazoret is distinctly anti-monarchy.
as_ever_ellesandra: @Pywodwagon don't worry soon it will have been a decade
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Hazoret's experience with Nicol Bolas made her hate all things related to kings and monarchy
teammanfred: Is anyone working on backwards time travel yet?
definenull: Uhhh one more?
jaimeblacken: we need to see the extra turn
definenull: We need to see nelly pop off
nishwastaken:
You'll get him this time Nelly
anhakha: I joined the stream an hour late - who else was in the draft?
Sorator13: @anhakha Serge, Cori, Adam, Cam, Graham
Sorator13: in no particular order
Desruprot: ah yes fun, that thing associated with MTG, yes fun
as_ever_ellesandra: Team Draft would be a lot of fun to watch
Pywodwagon: can we run it at comp so I can practice team draft policy, there have been literally zero of them since I started judging
r10pez10: you can gamble on magic the gathering games?
Desruprot: there is also Bower Passage, which means you flying creatures cease to block
phyrexian_alliterator: I've cast Gamble in MTG games
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desruprot Yes, fun, why so many people who could possibly present as female even non-intentionally avoid MtG and LGS environments like the plague even if they are interested
anhakha: 8 players. 4 teams. 2 Headed Giant.
anhakha: Draft.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Drafting 2 headed giant seems.....challenging
James_the_Dabbler: I'd love another two-headed giant set
James_the_Dabbler: I know its a pipe dream but
Desruprot: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll refer you to Battlebond
Sorator13: I still want an LRR game of Emperor
Manitu_25: limited noob here, what is a "money draft"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desruprot Right but that set was specifically entirely designed for that
Sorator13: @Manitu_25 Draft, but with gambling. Which is *not* allowed, but people do it.
nishwastaken: lets gooo ben
LRRbot: Gemhide Sliver [1G] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Slivers have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Sorator13:
r10pez10: is grand melee the one where you can only attack in one direction
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
definenull: It's symmetrical!
Manitu_25: oh in minecraft I assume?
Sorator13: @r10pez10 yep!
Micalovits: Or just one of the creatures
r10pez10: Gambling Streamer Defends Gambling
Sorator13: @Micalovits I think you have to sac two things, even if you sac a creature
Pywodwagon: grand melee is the one where they trap you in a hell room for 4 hours and you play magic for 5 minutes every 30
jaimeblacken: fade away and rishadan port? nelly stax player
as_ever_ellesandra: that is not how that works yea
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pywodwagon So an airport?
DrMagnify: !card fade away
LRRbot: Fade Away [2U] | Sorcery | For each creature, its controller sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.
as_ever_ellesandra: you need to sac two things no matter yea
definenull: I thought that was called "Commander", pywo
Micalovits: Huh, yea okay
Sorator13: yeah, it's not "pay one or sac something and if you don't, sac a creature"
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
HadesLeprechaun: man, what a common
definenull: Limited allstar, jewel thief
LRRbot: Blurry Visionary [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand.
Sorator13: w h a t
dm818: And it wasn't even the best common in the set by a long shot
thraximore: interesting
Aceviru: yup
definenull: OK that is really funny
Sorator13: that is wild; I love it
raulghoulia: morph is a different mechanic /s
freshmaker__: who up grinding they organ?
superdude097: Judge! Nelly only has 39 cards in his deck! Is that a game loss?
LazyReaper77: Wacky
LRRbot: Fiery Impulse [R] | Instant | Fiery Impulse deals 2 damage to target creature. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Fiery Impulse deals 3 damage instead.
LRRbot: Storm Caller [2R] | Creature — Ogre Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Sorator13: I mean, we literally have that (except they aren't basics)
LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
tehfewl: its called a Pathway
FurthestChunk: nice pathway
Mindfire13: Thats just a better Pathway
nishwastaken: pathways normally enter tapped?
LRRbot: Rin and Seri, Inseparabler [{R/G}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dog Cat Scientist [3/2] | All Cats you control are Dogs in addition to their other types. / All Dogs you control are Cats in addition to their other types. / Cats and Dogs you control have haste.
Sorator13: Yep
definenull: Insepeablblbl
Sorator13: so killing the NPC doesn't prevent Nelly from casting the thing from exile, right?
superdude097: @nishwastaken No, they just don't have land types
MookGB: Why do they keep printing dogs
nishwastaken: ahh
as_ever_ellesandra: @Sorator13 correct
dutchmoose: Happy International Cat Day btw
tehfewl: Lets Go Dogs (and cats(and other pets))
Aceviru: Magic
jaimeblacken: dang
Sorator13: well, Nelly got to do some wacky stuff; that was neatr
Manitu_25: GGs
RockPusher:
jaimeblacken: just simic
Desruprot: yep just simic
Shadowsoflife: just simic things
twistedsylvan: #justteeththings
Shadowsoflife:
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SmashTCG: why is every shot of Cam in EDSC worried
thraximore: he's good at worrying
twistedsylvan: he practices a lot
twistedsylvan: (which is a mood)
nishwastaken:
ContingentCat: huh?
definenull: Huh?
Hrrisn: rounds toooo
nishwastaken:
comrade_cards: Aroo?
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus:
r10pez10: thank you for magicking, it's gather to ing here
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
Mindfire13: Love me a Hard Evidence
Hrrisn: already off to a good start. there’s a crab on the table
nishwastaken:
crabtective
Aceviru: Hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
JonHerzogArtist: Me too Cam
BusTed:
r10pez10: the flavour text implies the crab found the evidence
Sorator13:
Dromos_GHG: been there Cam
Mustang_Redcloak:
Mindfire13: Crab is Hard, Clue is Evidence
Molator: time to log out cam
MegaDosX: Olivia did that once on Commander at Home
r10pez10: !clip
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niccus: good thing he got a clue
Kentosaurus: don't let your cameron have too much screentime
JonHerzogArtist: I'm an artist and sometimes drawing on physical paper I try to zoom in.
EricTheOrange:
if you got time for detectiving you got
vinewood_og: Please reformat the BLT drive.
cmdrud87: welcome to 2025
LRRbot: The Birth of Meletis [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. / III — You gain 2 life.
superdude097: I love The Birth of Meletis
r10pez10: is CR 104.3a the one about losing the game
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 A player may concede at any time
Dog_of_Myth:
jaimeblacken: it's about concedingg
Aceviru: Haha
LRRbot: War Priest of Thune [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may destroy target enchantment.
nishwastaken: hell yeah Cameron
Sorator13: "I want your deck to do the thing that it does."
jaimeblacken: @Sorator13 fav cam moment
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Sorator13: @jaimeblacken absoutely
definenull: It's about sensing a message
definenull: *sending
LRRbot: Cenn's Enlistment [3W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / Retrace
dm818: lava dart too
johnnylongtorso: Cenn's Fortrecc
EricTheOrange: sick H*R reference bro
frozenphoenix7: @dm818 Flame Jab, Lava Dart has Flashback.
dm818: @frozenphoenix7 whoops
HadesLeprechaun: My Animal Crossing island absolutely littered from missing me
r10pez10: flashback to animal crossing asking why you haven't visited in so long
LRRbot: Complicate [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle this card, you may counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Sorator13: On the one hand, that War Priest took out a saga (preventing a token being created) and dealt with Cenn's Enlistment. On the other hand, Cenn's Enlistment can be cast again.
jaimeblacken: oh it's this kind of game
cmdrud87: and plays an Avril Lavigne song.
Sorator13: so it's basically 1 one for one
r10pez10: what is that mage doing on the art of complicate
MegaDosX: !card vendetta
LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
LRRbot: Serra Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
r10pez10: naruto running
LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
Sorator13:
maybe leetle pinch?
LRRbot: Go Blank [2B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. Then exile that player's graveyard.
EricTheOrange: serra sphinx not being blue white is a flavor fail
Aceviru: oh no
Aceviru: OH NO
ArdCollider: lol
MegaDosX: Hate this card
HadesLeprechaun: Wylie Beckert, one of the goats
fcloud: crourb? 🦀
definenull: Oofa
Shadowsoflife:
MWGNZ:
Seth_Erickson: I know that art 👀
Manitu_25: yep, looks like my nightmares of failed exams
r10pez10: wild ass game
cmdrud87: Magic as Garfield intended.
definenull: 19 turn clock
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: woah slow it down here folkss
ContingentCat: @Manitu_25 yup looks like a few exams I remember barely passing
FurthestChunk: @EricTheOrange so the joke is that it's serra angel, but in a different colour that gets all the same text, representing parallel worlds
r10pez10: no fear
jaimeblacken: 17 for cam
LRRbot: Jeskai Baller [2W] | Creature — Human Athlete [2/3] | When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token. / Rebound
fcloud:
where's my mtg-themed kart racer, Garfield Kart? 
EricTheOrange: @FurthestChunk ah I see
dutchmoose: we fly high no lie you know this
definenull: Oh wait this is pseudowarp
circusofkirkus: who forgot their baseball cards
LRRbot: Desertion [3UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If an artifact or creature spell is countered this way, put that card onto the battlefield under your control instead of into its owner's graveyard.
FurthestChunk: @EricTheOrange planar chaos was full of cards like that
Sorator13: Neat
Seth_Erickson: he wishes he was a little bit taller
EricTheOrange: Jeskai will never be ballin'
as_ever_ellesandra: you can only be the protagonist while playing Modern
LRRbot: Crossbow Infantry [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier Archer [1/1] | {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
Sorator13: man, remember when white just had a bunch of those combat pingers?
Sorator13: it's been a While
MegaDosX: Voxy moment
LemonOnRye: balling, holding priority
LRRbot: Bone Shredder [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Minion [1/1] | Flying / Echo {2}{B} / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
nishwastaken:
HadesLeprechaun: you did play it, and then it died
theamc2000: modern legal bone shredder
comrade_cards: My bones! I was using those!
definenull: The crab survives yet another turn!
Wonderdoc: free tappers, pingers and healers are so messed up for combat
as_ever_ellesandra: we need a combat pinger in MH4
HadesLeprechaun: Bone Shredder is an all star in Shirei Commander decks
LRRbot: Meekstone [1] | Artifact | Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
r10pez10: wtf
LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorator13: Actually, we basically have that with the cyborgie in EoE, I suppose. Not combat, though, just lifegain.
comrade_cards: LUV meekstone
cmdrud87: !card hatred
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
BusTed: smh my head
r10pez10: this rules lmao
definenull: "I want your deck to do the thing it does"
nishwastaken: KEKW
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Aceviru: That's why I was like NO
MegaDosX: Holy shit
EricTheOrange: As someone who hasn't played Magic since 2000 I actually recognise some of these
Diabore: oh smuggy
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
jaimeblacken: oh jeez
GasCityGaming: !card Meekstone
LRRbot: Meekstone [1] | Artifact | Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
LRRbot: Resolute Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
fcloud: singular sensation
LRRbot: Aven Squire [1W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [1/1] | Flying / Exalted
hd_dabnado: !card Jeskai Baller
LRRbot: Jeskai Baller [2W] | Creature — Human Athlete [2/3] | When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token. / Rebound
Mazrae: Now im just trying to remember what treasure cruise was during a rosewata bit during DB
as_ever_ellesandra: "I went to JustinTV and found this stream"
circusofkirkus: ackshually that was a baller token
MegaDosX: What
hd_dabnado: Sink into?
LRRbot: Stupor [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards a card at random, then discards a card.
Sorator13: what did you call me?
Manitu_25: just googled wheelers deck name, made me chuckle
r10pez10: oh yeah paul i was wearing the LRR20 hoodie last night and i blew my nephew's mind saying y'all were pre-youtube
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is that a bone shredder? Did someone stifle its sacrifice trigger?
KamikaziManiac: Cam chooses a second card
sarahparagon: It's Cameron's choice, yeah
ElektroTal: i'm watching this on Realmedia
logophile99: thank you Paul
anhakha: only quarter of a century ago...
as_ever_ellesandra: @Dread_Pirate_Westley echo was paid for
r10pez10: !lovepaul
r10pez10: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
KamikaziManiac: That was a fitting stupor
Pywodwagon: @ElektroTal I'm on winamp, have a sick skin for it too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @as_ever_ellesandra Impossible. No one has ever paid the echo on a Bone Shredder.
LRRbot: Mirror Image [2U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control.
fcloud: copter? i barely even hover
Juliamon: ElektroTal help, my QuickTime broke
LoadingReadyRun:
@r10pez10 👴
Manitu_25: @fcloud +2
LRRbot: Cenn's Enlistment [3W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / Retrace
anhakha: I just googled what Wheeler's deck name is... that's fantastic xD
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Dive Down [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
hd_dabnado: you cant even be mad at a Dive Down
ranger34ofthespine: what format is this
Mazrae: Feel like this match has been a slug fest
r10pez10: 8 Player Mystery Booster 2 Draft
phyrexian_alliterator: @ranger34ofthespine mystery booster 2 draft
flatluigi: @anhakha what is it? I'm on mobile
LRRbot: Radiant's Judgment [2W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / Cycling {2}
r10pez10: flatluigi the one about a player conceding at any time
ToppHat: @flatluigi an opponent may concede at anytime
LRRbot: Young Necromancer [4B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile two cards from your graveyard. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Manitu_25: @flatluigi Rule 104.3a of the Magic: The Gathering Comprehensive Rules states: “A player can concede the game at any time. A player who concedes leaves the game immediately. He or she loses the game.”
logophile99: young necczy
LRRbot: Bone Shredder [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Minion [1/1] | Flying / Echo {2}{B} / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
r10pez10: is that liliana or a liliana cosplayer
nishwastaken:
the crab's gonna be a survivor
Pywodwagon: cams boardstate has returned to crab
Suffix: Damn. I loved this card.
LRRbot: Azorius Herald [2W] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't be blocked. / When this creature enters, you gain 4 life. / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless {U} was spent to cast it.
phoenixfeather14:
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
as_ever_ellesandra: Harold is gonna kick your ass
zelukester: @r10pez10 the latter
ToppHat: Cameron this deck rofl
Strebenherz: oh wow, buff AND o-ring
narset6691: less good sheltered by ghosts
LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
KamikaziManiac: Big removal spell
James_the_Dabbler: WOW
Dog_of_Myth:
johnnylongtorso: Jesus
Pywodwagon: and thats why faith unbroken is not a great card
jaimeblacken:
should've exiled a token cam
MegaDosX: This game has been bizarre
zelukester: really showcasing the deckname rn
nishwastaken: @MegaDosX it has been a bizarre adventure
freshmaker__: *creed voice* With Faith Unbroken!
dougma: wow
r10pez10: crab MVP
MegaDosX: EXCUSE
LemonOnRye: my toes!
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Aceviru: lmao
ToppHat: BEN
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmao
nishwastaken: the crab is scary
Natedogg2: Specifically, it's a "if it came under your control since your last upkeep". Make your opponent pay if they Control Magic your echo creature.
zelukester: Powerful Magic
Wonderdoc: god there is nothing but hate in this matchup
LemonOnRye: LuL
Manitu_25: LMAO
Cptasparagus: life?
Pywodwagon: VP is a tiebreaker, yea
TheDevil_Risen: what a game
Manitu_25: wheeler is my favourite sicko
cmdrud87: resign is about correct. or rather, resignate.
ArdCollider:
polite of you to let tiltychatters get out on time, Cam, Wheeler, LOL
r10pez10: i'm not sure there was any love
DigitalSeahorse:
nishwastaken:
Front_Ranger:
resignate indeed 
rogerivany: Is it uncountable because Serge doesn't want to be off by one?
cmdrud87: "but also..."
MegaDosX: They're both hateful but in very strange ways
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as_ever_ellesandra: oh god I need to play more worm harvest
as_ever_ellesandra: its been too long
FurthestChunk: send dudes, i am in a battle
zelukester: "would you still love me if I were a worm harvester"
Dog_of_Myth:
sarahparagon: +2
anti_negative_: HUHHH
MookGB: That was so good
nishwastaken: good joke wheeler
sarahparagon: lmao
thraximore: +2
r10pez10: good joke
Dog_of_Myth: +3
tehfewl: good joke streamer
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@zelukester 
LazyReaper77: +4
Manitu_25: good joke streamer
FurthestChunk: !card kithkin grinder
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
avjamethyst: this is not a good joke
FurthestChunk: +2
EricTheOrange: -1
ContingentCat: it's like when you hear your therapist mention CBT and you're like waht
FurthestChunk: @avjamethyst -2
hd_dabnado: +1 at best, +0
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
Front_Ranger:
nope, not funny at all
TheDevil_Risen: gg angel
BusTed: dang
Cptasparagus: is it cheating if you're on a different plane?
thraximore:
fcloud: +2/-1
Front_Ranger: @Cptasparagus LOL
as_ever_ellesandra: instantly destroyed
r10pez10: !addquote (Angel) [Now] This is not a good joke. | about Wheeler's joke
LRRbot: New quote #9376: "This is not a good joke." —Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
BrowneePointz: on Kithkin Grindr there's a guy named Daddock Teeg
zelukester: +2
EricTheOrange: wow r10pez10, hateful
Manitu_25: @BrowneePointz I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK
BusTed:
definenull:
Dog_of_Myth:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CRAB!!
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
DigitalSeahorse:
rogerivany:
LRRbot: Aven Squire [1W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [1/1] | Flying / Exalted
Front_Ranger: DDDDaaamage!
thraximore:
LariatWest: little peench
r10pez10: let's go cam
Sorator13: leetle peench!
dutchmoose: aye spongebob me boy
Mindfire13: Its good in Commander Game Objects
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: pinch pinch
tehfewl: Crab Damage
JKBalch: giant ally crab
as_ever_ellesandra: if you've got to to gab you've got time to lose teeth nerd
LRRbot: Wall of Corpses [1B] | Creature — Wall [0/2] | Defender / {B}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target creature this creature is blocking.
Larkonus: I know the bird is what dealt damage that turn, but in my heart it was the crab.
AtomicAlchemical: enugh, crab battle
fcloud: if cam beats wheeler with oops all crabs
LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
r10pez10: that art is definitely a wall of corpses
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Fruan: We believe in the crab!
definenull: The crab is doing it!
MWGNZ: go crab
Larkonus: Crab battle!
47MD: Crab Control over here
LRRbot: Cenn's Enlistment [3W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / Retrace
Manitu_25: cue crab-gym-montage
r10pez10: it really clips the llama's ass
FurthestChunk: Saint Crab
fcloud: "crabs are now legal... worldwide"
definenull: Nono, it's crab RAVE, not crab rave
paulthemapguy: If you've got time for crab meats, you've got time for crab beats
definenull: Race gdi
LemonOnRye: Crab fact, crabs are at least 3 times tougher than most vampires
LRRbot: Telekinetic Sliver [2UU] | Creature — Sliver [2/2] | All Slivers have "{T}: Tap target permanent."
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: That's a spicy Meat Hook
LRRbot: Blot Out [2B] | Instant | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
paulthemapguy: Using the same rude card that your rude opponent used against you is a whole new level of rude
r10pez10: does he mean Go Blacnk
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trolltan: wheee
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LRRbot: Go Blank [2B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. Then exile that player's graveyard.
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Redartifice: 42- Douglas Adams would be proud
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Strebenherz: xD
r10pez10: that was good
BrowneePointz: Bluto is Goofy's name on Kithkin Grindr
Larkonus: Blotto is Bender's code name when he joins the mafia.
as_ever_ellesandra: oh my I see what card cam has in hand
r10pez10: this man has jokes
as_ever_ellesandra: terrifying
Cptasparagus: ooh, new secret lair: Pluto, Mickey's Dog and Goofy, Mickey's Dog
DrLigmaPhD: Rish in pee
fcloud: once you go blank, you never... i forget
Larkonus: Slivers now have two abilities to tap to tap a permanent!
Pywodwagon: all slivers have two instances of tap target creature
LRRbot: Mirror Image [2U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control of their choice, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control of their choice. Round up each time.
MookGB: Hell yes
Aceviru: oh god
definenull: WHEELER
r10pez10: lmao
BusTed:
Sorator13: wut
Aceviru: haha
ToppHat: WHEELER
niccus: large pox!
thraximore:
future sight pox 
Strebenherz: WHEELER
Wonderdoc: wheeler wtf
Manitu_25: MY BROTHER IN CARDBOARD
EricTheOrange: OMG this card was even BEFORE my timew
paulthemapguy: this card is the IRS
definenull: Noooo
nishwastaken: NOOO
Manitu_25: it's a wonder this game is still around
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Cptasparagus: crab piped
r10pez10: not surprising anyone, pox is gross
nishwastaken:
the poor crab
cheshire_creeper: This is an insane turn
Sorator13: RIP crab
JKBalch: Crab no!
Strebenherz: "I'M GONNA SEND YOUR CRAB TO HELL"
narset6691: I'm gonna send your crab to hell
DrLigmaPhD: Crab, meet boil
phoenixfeather14: Crab! Nooo!
Manitu_25: like what kind of evil is this
paulthemapguy: "Journey to Nowhere" has there ever been a more poignant name for a card!?
r10pez10: this game is messed up
anhakha: can someone add that line to the quotes?
paulthemapguy: This game really is just a big journey to nowhere
RatherLargeToad:
?
KamikaziManiac:
DrLigmaPhD: He's a carcenizin' with the angels now
Wonderdoc: yeah we know the movie: „all crustaceans go to heaven“
zelukester: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] I'm gonna send your crab to hell | Wheeler to Cam
LRRbot: Puppet Strings [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You may tap or untap target creature.
zelukester: rats
unowngnome: Heaven is just full of crabs, it’s like Christmas Island during migration season.
Strebenherz: chat, i think wheeler might be evil
LRRbot: The Birth of Meletis [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. / III — You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Perimeter Captain [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [0/4] | Defender / Whenever a creature you control with defender blocks, you may gain 2 life.
Juliamon: it would be so dangerous if any chucklefuck could add quotes
zelukester: truly
definenull: And he spits in your face
Manitu_25: cameron just remember rule 104.3a
paulthemapguy: Cameron keeps getting flooded with lands
Juliamon: you had the syntax right though
LRRbot: Pegasus Guardian // Rescue the Foal | Pegasus Guardian [5W] | Creature — Pegasus [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, create a 1/1 white Pegasus creature token with flying. // Rescue the Foal [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
zelukester: and hope in my heart, little good that it did me lol
LRRbot: Young Necromancer [4B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile two cards from your graveyard. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Custodi Squire [4W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Flying / Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.
fcloud: ooh, right in the kithkin
Juliamon: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] I'm gonna send your crab to hell. | to Cam
LRRbot: New quote #9377: "I'm gonna send your crab to hell." —Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
MegaDosX:
freshmaker__: the illusion of choice
Natedogg2: I believe in one man, one vote - I am the man, I get the vote.
underhill33:
Sorator13: @Juliamon excellent
zelukester: appreciated
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comrade_cards: !qdb
zelukester:
I figured I'd at least enable copy/pasting
Larkonus: Man, Pox #2 is going to be brutal.
Earthenone: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
lirazel64: Oof
dougma: I think Cameron has caught the James curse
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
definenull: Oof
Aceviru: Uh huh
fcloud: i want you to [pox] me as hard as you can
dougma: OMG
ChurchXC: James?
Sorator13:
Strebenherz: good grief
ToppHat: CHAD
zelukester: RIP
Aceviru: Magic the Gathering
definenull: I thought James wasn't in today
SymphonySolstice: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
cmdrud87: at least, he didn't draw them.
Strebenherz: !findquote mana
LRRbot: Quote #2039: "YOU'RE a lot of mana." —Serge
Diabore: 2 in bin were poxed right?
definenull: CHAD
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [−4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
fcloud: didnt cam sideboard for three swamps
Dog_of_Myth: the Chad
Manitu_25: gideon really respects the kithkin grindr
cheshire_creeper: gg
dutchmoose: jfc
dm818: Urza's Saga?!
Manitu_25: GG
MookGB: Theres even magus of the chains in this format
Aceviru: Look, he's been playing Modern lately
dm818: How many points in wheeler's deck?
chaps_the_goblin_king: is it the white border urza?
Aceviru: He had to let it out somewhere
narset6691: and we sent a crab to hell
Pywodwagon: damn we missed the chance to have a hazoret get settled like it was 2018 all over
47MD: we also learned wheeler doesnt know blot out or stupor
fcloud: everyone named wheeler had a good time
niccus: it's a great way to practice self defense
Aceviru: Also, may that crab find its way back home o7
Earthenone:
Sorator13: o7 for crab
paulthemapguy: Sometimes MTG is like Siberia. Good god it's a lot of land with nothing on it
BrowneePointz: This song always makes me think of Paris by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
jaimeblacken: resleeving my commander deck as I watch this after seeing one of the sleeves split (it was the one with the one ring in it)
r10pez10: the ring longs for the volcano
ContingentCat: yay entertainment!
jaimeblacken: shatter won't suffice, but a suplex will do
Sorator13: I'm glad!
JKBalch: Thanks Graham
Aceviru: I'll take two of those
BusTed:
lamina5432: yay entertainment from the smelly one
Hrrisn: best news I’ve heard all day
ContingentCat: hey daddy stinky
jaimeblacken: Adam!
definenull: It's true we like it
Diabore: is the camera low?
Khalstrom: It was hot today
Sorator13: thank you, Cori; it's very upsetting
Pywodwagon: hey babygirl
couchboyj: Hey! Who you calling little?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't like it.
PhorrestGaze: we're into it, don't shame
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
jaimeblacken: playing modern here
MrPipboy3000: Love Adam's deck name
shendaras:
LRRbot: Siren Stormtamer [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate Wizard [1/1] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.
fcloud: LOVE adam's deck name
LRRbot: Winding Way [1G] | Sorcery | Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
comrade_cards: I hope actual factual necromancy is in the deck
Aceviru: haha
jaimeblacken: adam must've taken that reanimate
MegaDosX: Something about Siren Stormtamer and Ignoble Hierarch on the same battlefield is so uncanny
BrowneePointz: It's Draupnir!
BrowneePointz: from dem dere norse mythology!
LRRbot: Replicating Ring [3] | Snow Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this artifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow artifact tokens named Replicated Ring with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
BrowneePointz: REGGIE
MegaDosX: REGGIE
Sorator13: And it keeps replicating! Though only the original.
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah REGGIE
definenull: REGGIE
B1ndas: how does adam retain his chadliness stream by stream? it must be a full time job at this point
cheshire_creeper: ROTTING REGISAUR is really cool
TheDevil_Risen: reggie!
AtomicAlchemical: BHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
Mindfire13: Keyword: Big is one of my favorites
Aceviru: LETS GOO
jaimeblacken: doscard¿
MegaDosX: Adam discards for Reggie
jaimeblacken: discard*
SpiritedChampignon: Reggie!
fcloud: magic "the" gathering
LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
DrLigmaPhD: Remember when Reggie was revealed? Good times
MrPipboy3000: Ghoul goes into the graveyard tapped ...
johnnylongtorso: I gotta go get my blood cracked
MegaDosX: It's Innistrad, I'd buy it being made special
SpiritedChampignon: Blamba!
johnnylongtorso: that was a joke in an episode of What We Do In the Shadows
r10pez10: cheese fondue used for chocolate
LRRbot: Blight Mamba [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Snake [1/1] | Infect / {1}{G}: Regenerate this creature.
BrowneePointz: It was a Bliiiiight Mamba!!!!!
MrPipboy3000: Thats why you gotta buy the cheese fountain ... if it can move cheese, it can move blood
DrLigmaPhD: The viscosity of blood, while warm, has to be less than chocolate
Territan: Fun trick: Add a little bit of water to a chocolate fountain, and the chocolate seizes into a chunky glurge.
BusTed: Going to get supplies from the Golden Corral overstock store
MegaDosX:
@Territan That doesn't sound fun
Sorator13: chat, infect is poison counters and -1/-1 counters, right?
Sorator13: oh wait, it's on the screen, lol
BrowneePointz: heat also makes blood get sludgey
goombalax: it involves feeding a lot of chocolate to diabetics
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: yeah water would ruin the blood
TruPhantomAngel: Turns out both the blood fountain and sprinklers don’t work in real life. XD
Front_Ranger:
They've been blood fountains all along?! Vampire illuminate confirmed.
AtomicAlchemical: Grahampire confirmed
Cptasparagus: @DrLigmaPhD define warm though
r10pez10: guys is graham a vampire like missy
Earthenone: dragon bathtime!
LRRbot: Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold | Young Red Dragon [3R] | Creature — Dragon [3/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. // Bathe in Gold [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Create a Treasure token.
Athelgar: G, breakign the Masquerade
vinewood_og: Goodnight everybody!
Pywodwagon: Graham would you like to have this delicious garlic bread real quick
MegaDosX: !card alela artful provocateur
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
BrowneePointz: aLEla! *clapton guitar solo*
Aceviru: No
fcloud: graham a vampire confirmed
MegaDosX: Yeah that's not how Alela works
anhakha: What adventure do u go on Dragon? "i take a bath."
lamina5432: secret blood party grahams holding for Kathleen
LRRbot: Suture Priest [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.
jaimeblacken: oh no
MegaDosX: THE GAAK
Dog_of_Myth: holy
nishwastaken: THE GAK
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast this card from your graveyard. / Trample
thraximore: nice
notthepenguins: the gaak...
dutchmoose: the gaak attack
niccus: a blood fountain would have to be warmed to the vampires' liking, right? maybe they really did invent blood fountain before chocolate fountain
Diabore: one less
Diabore: only 7
jellyfish0413: Gaak is Back!
Mastaalucard: -1 mana
superdude097: Gaak is on;y 7
zelukester: what is this, the kid's choice awards?
MegaDosX: Yeah Adam did overtap
Manitu_25: oh lord he gaakin'
30teracyte: well you have to convoke 2 for the 2 colored pips
Diabore: you get 1 graveyard card back, still need to convoke for 2 colours
fcloud: suture priest! suture priest! she's suture priesty
cmdrud87: @Diabore this
MegaDosX: RIP
Diabore: thats how they get ya graham
definenull: Damn is not in eoe
comrade_cards: Damb
jaimeblacken: big tramples!
fcloud: yeah but this isnt eoe
Sorator13: now I want a "Dam" card that is a wall that does something with blue mana
jaimeblacken: secret trample
Diabore: @definenull there are like 5 or 6 board wipes though, defends how you define mass mutiny and terminal velocity
HadesLeprechaun: he's that Dark Souls boss
zelukester: can bottoms not trample any more? smh my head
itsr67: mtg cards are formatted to where more things relevant to casting the spell are placed at the top
LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
e_bloc: yeah corpses. could be corpses of worms
itsr67: so trample gets real hidden real quick
Larkonus: There's some number of worms in there. They don't know what's going on, but they're along for the ride.
Aceviru: Hogaak went to the same school as Questing Beast
e_bloc: popular 90s movie worms
johnnylongtorso: Saddleback Hogaak
fcloud: trample was never primary for bottoms anyway
betweenmyself: What is a Holgack! Nothing but a miserable pile of bodies/worms. But enough talk; HAVE AT YOU!
MegaDosX: That was a good effort
Aceviru: Alela mvp
HadesLeprechaun: Adam had some heaters, Cori just managed to go over the top!
definenull: The gaak
e_bloc: hogaak's back, alright
Cptasparagus: if my hogaak had wheels, it'd be a vehicle
Sorator13: !card cunning wish
LRRbot: Cunning Wish [2U] | Instant | You may reveal an instant card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Cunning Wish.
fcloud: always crew your hogaaks
MegaDosX: Conspiracy 2
fcloud: dont ask why. just... do it
zelukester: shame that a commander deck can only have one !card swift reconfiguration
MegaDosX: Conspiracy Take the Crown specifically
HadesLeprechaun: yeah, Toonami
betweenmyself: SKULL!
r10pez10: conspiracy 2: boop the snoot
theamc2000: Card Empire?
e_bloc: <message deleted>love cunning wish so much. especially when you could loop it with Mirari RIP
Mustang_Redcloak:
RIP Toonami
Earthenone: car 2oon netweork
jaimeblacken: chinese turtle
LRRbot: Gigantosaurus [GGGGG] | Creature — Dinosaur [10/10]
e_bloc: <message deleted>the fact that they made the vanillas in other languages was hilarious
Mastaalucard: i had japanese gigantosaurus and i thought it was the one that you had to cast with basic mana so even though i had green duals i only ever used forests to cast it
Sorator13: !card kozilek com
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kozilek, Compleated; Kozilek's Command
MegaDosX: !card kozilek compleated
LRRbot: Kozilek, Compleated [8{C/P}{C/P}] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference. / Annihinfect
tehfewl: my fav is the 1/4 in german, i can't remember its name
BrowneePointz: The fact that Gigantosaurus is one letter off the ACTUAL GiganOtosaurus bugs me SO MUCH
MegaDosX: Oh filthy
ContingentCat: *sad Tim Allen sound*
MegaDosX: What the shit is Annihinfect
r10pez10: vOv
Sorator13: annihilator + infect, I assume?
definenull: *sad rawr*
MegaDosX: Oh I understand
e_bloc: <message deleted>we're looking for someone with less experience in the blind eternities
Earthenone: backdoor pilot for the new series, interviews with a dinosaur
Sorator13: Ah, okay.
LRRbot: Khalni Garden | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / {T}: Add {G}.
Cptasparagus: is it named Robert
BrowneePointz: if that token is over the hills and far away it's named Robert
Pharmacistjudge: evening y'all
Sorator13: ahoy!
Pharmacistjudge: hopefully everything has been clear an straight forward so far
LRRbot: Haywire Mite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. / {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.
Aceviru: That's an insect not a mite
Sorator13: Well, Wheeler had some confusion, but it's fine
Pywodwagon: why are mite
Juliamon: Pharmacistjudge Wheeler played Pox
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
fcloud: haywire mite. but he doesn't HAVE to
Pharmacistjudge: Mystery Booster 2, the set where, i kinda sorta got preview card from?
LRRbot: Mistwalker [2U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/4] | Changeling / Flying / {1}{U}: This creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
BalthusHomewood: Pog Of Ulamog vs Fistwalker
Earthenone:
its flowstone
superdude097: Bluer Breathing
Cptasparagus: buttbreathing
Strebenherz: CORI
adept_nekomancer: firebutting
e_bloc: <message deleted>firebreathing out your ass
Sorator13: CORI
Pharmacistjudge: it's stoneflow, because it's inverse flowstone
definenull: Yes. Liposuction
fcloud: firefarting
Strebenherz: !findquote firebutting
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DrLigmaPhD: Warbly-ass is all I ggot
dutchmoose: Farting
Mustang_Redcloak: isn't just one of Morhpling's abilities
LoadingReadyRun: "Pawn" of Ulamog implies that Ulamog is enacting some plan, which I doubt
redikalususername: Thank you Cori, for the new magic terminology.
LRRbot: Siren Stormtamer [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate Wizard [1/1] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.
Earthenone: maybe he just has a chess set
Pharmacistjudge: sadly I am not flying
Mustang_Redcloak: !card Flying Men
LRRbot: Flying Men [U] | Creature — Human [1/1] | Flying
Pywodwagon: @Pharmacistjudge isn't flowstone also +x/-x?
BalthusHomewood: @loadingreadyrun or Ulamog just likes toying with them, regardless of any plan
LRRbot: Void Beckoner [6BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [8/8] | Deathtouch / Cycling {2}{B} / When you cycle this card, put a deathtouch counter on target creature you control.
e_bloc: <message deleted>!death's corona
Juliamon: lmao
e_bloc: !card death's corona
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: @Pywodwagon oh wait, yeah you're right.
rogerivany: Does an 8/8 really need deathtouch?
e_bloc: if you can give it trample, yes
superdude097: Pawn should have a DT counter on it, right?
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
johnnylongtorso: well, you have to kill that Colossus of Sardia somehow
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boids
fcloud: yeah well the deck aint called no egrets
BalthusHomewood: Burbs
Pharmacistjudge: did anyone get the phyrexian seed or worst fears?
LoadingReadyRun: "nightmare Horror" as a type line seems redundant
e_bloc: dunno if they scrubbed the death corona version or I asked for it wrong, but that became a somewhat tasteless collector's item
superdude097: Sorry G XD
BalthusHomewood: Oh, daytime horrors are their own kind of terrible, tho
johnnylongtorso: @LoadingReadyRun what about waking horrors?
Mustang_Redcloak: Hot take. Current Magic has too many non-card game pieces
Issurru: he's Adam sized
fcloud: so glad he said "summon it"
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, I am sorry to inform you, You're huge.
johnnylongtorso: teeny little super guy!
EricTheOrange: teeny little super guy?
brainbosh: Teeny Little Superguy
DrLigmaPhD: @e_bloc I explained exactly that to my boyfriend the other day. He does not play magic and basically just said "Wow, babe!" and humored me
thraximore: aven fisher! 🔥 🔥 🔥
johnnylongtorso: he has a banger of a theme song
SpiritedChampignon: Does Adam need an el...yep
superdude097: !card Aven Fisher
LRRbot: Aven Fisher [3U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
vinewood_og: Savidan's Travels
e_bloc: @DrLigmaPhD I had a similar discussion with my ex-wife.
LRRbot: Diregraf Horde [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/4] | When this creature enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed. When you do, exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
fcloud: 20 years of zombies
MegaDosX: I remember this card from MID limited
jaimeblacken: i love the horde
Earthenone: grave titan at home
e_bloc: low key, decayed is a very good design
jaimeblacken: OH NO
Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
LRRbot: Swans of Bryn Argoll [2{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Spirit [4/3] | Flying / If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent that damage. The source's controller draws cards equal to the damage prevented this way.
e_bloc: chain of plasma check
MegaDosX: Oh sick
Earthenone: cori is on the mill plan
definenull: Go birds!
UtilityPunk: Cori playing 5c wings tribal?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: seems good
Iperithon: I'm going to ancestral recall your swans for one Red
Pharmacistjudge: drawing 8 cards is alot of cards
superdude097: Time to make Adam deck out!
e_bloc: this is the weridest forced fruition I;ve ever seen
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Pharmacistjudge: all according to keikaku?
LoadingReadyRun: The latest hit YA fantasy novel: Yargle and the Swans of Bryn Argoll
Sorator13:
MegaDosX: Also decayed zombies go away
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: who's on Cori's card sleeves?
Earthenone: the void calls, but the swans have call waiting
e_bloc: can't kill birds because birds aren't real
MegaDosX: I can hear the Arena sound effect for the decayed zombies in my head
comrade_cards: On the mill plan
jaimeblacken: there was a swans deck in modern right?
Larkonus: The swans were beckoned by the void, a call few can resist, and they were just like "Nah."
Micalovits: Thats just shadowmoor
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Omnipresent Impostor [2] | Basic Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. / As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards.
MegaDosX: Adam none of us know what that does
Bionull: Wasn't that shadowmoor already?
Bionull: Too slow
WiJohn: Lorwyn is going to be the setting for the third marvel set's universes within version
nishwastaken: oh that's super neat
redikalususername: "We decided that Shadowmoor wasn't edgy enough, so we doubled down.
MegaDosX: Oh wow
DrLigmaPhD: It's an eclipse tea party and the whole set is stressing over preparations. There will be a minigame product.
terribleplan: Lorwyn: Hour of Devastation
Mustang_Redcloak: Fetchlands
MegaDosX: I'm sure there's some nonsense you could do with a card that has all card names
e_bloc: I wish I could run that in commander. without rule 0, of course
MegaDosX: Even beyond tutoring
Natedogg2: We don't talk about Panglacial Wurm.
Sorator13: !card panglacial
LRRbot: Did you mean: Panglacial Shinobi; Panglacial Wurm
thraximore: Panglacial Worm "works"
UtilityPunk: Can you find it on the battlefield or graveyard?
e_bloc: GSZ for 0
Sorator13: !card panglacial wur
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast this card from your library.
comrade_cards: Planglacial wurm *doesn't* work
Sorator13: Yeah, I think that part of Imposter would work, then.
MegaDosX: The Gaak is back
jaimeblacken: the thing is that you search for a land and put it in play, it's a free 2/1 for a fetchland, which isn't great but still, could be very playable
Toxxick: Ironically I think it works better than Wurm does xD
Earthenone: it should say something like it only has the names on the field grave or hand, otherwise you would be limited to 0 copies of all cards in highlander or 3 copies in constructed
Aarek: sometimes its "this works but we can't think of the actual technical way to put the rule in place to make it works"
MegaDosX: Oh wow
LRRbot: Body Double [4U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boom
e_bloc: sometimes you just gotta have the ruling be "ignore all other rules, this is what this does"
MegaDosX: The tech
ChurchXC: I love Body Double
MegaDosX: That's the coolest Body Double I've ever seen
UtilityPunk: Oh wait lol, I guess Omnipresent Impostor can be pulled from exile or Oubliette
LRRbot: Rain of Daggers [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures target opponent controls. You lose 2 life for each creature destroyed this way.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
Sorator13:
jaimeblacken: gg
MegaDosX: I have never heard of this card before
e_bloc: I don't think I've ever seen that card
ghizmou: wow, that s a melissa art
e_bloc: is that a portal card
MegaDosX: Oh it's a Portal card
Mustang_Redcloak: Portal Second Age
MegaDosX: It's from Portal Second Age, yeah
Pharmacistjudge: Today is clouding with a chance of Daggers.
Pharmacistjudge: Cloudy with a chance of daggers
r10pez10: i like it
r10pez10: fanning the cards shows you the costs
thraximore: Adam I respect you're opinion but you're wrong
bosqueofpines: Like 2006-2007.
Sorator13: 2007, yeah
e_bloc: future sight. literally
thraximore: ah hell
UtilityPunk: Futuresight frame
KamikaziManiac: 2006ish. Future-shifted
thraximore: !speling
MegaDosX: Future Sight was 2007, yeah
Earthenone: centaur corser looks great in that boarder
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah future sight frame is not bad now
e_bloc: Manabond and Lotus Petal look great in it
Aceviru: Hard to read yeah. But it's better than some of the SL today
Aceviru: Yeah
UtilityPunk: Nice Contamination reprint in that set
bosqueofpines: The distant future, the year 2007.
hidingbox: At the end of the day, it still looks like a magic card
Dog_of_Myth: Fanning your cards
notthepenguins: i still think they're bad to read, secret lair is just also bad!
Earthenone: its so you can see it better fanning cards in hand
hidingbox: at least somewhat looks like
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: upside down is wierd though
yaknowlikemesa: mana cost is bad, border is S+ tier
MegaDosX: This one
KamikaziManiac: The mana cost is the bad part. Based take.
Sorator13: oh god, the EoE fancy things are awful for anyone who doesn't already know what the cards do, yeah
e_bloc: I pulled a paradox haze and it took me a minute to register what it was
Sorator13: I have Issues with them doing stuff like that. Same with textless cards.
LionsEyeDiamond: trust me, i've found the limits of Wheeler's recall
r10pez10: you get a card type icon too
r10pez10: but yeah it's super weird
hidingbox: But if you fan it the other way, it defeats the purpose
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah the card type icon is a neat idea also
BusTed: bit of a splutter
Pharmacistjudge: my "preview" cards from this set was Phyrexian Seedling, white bordered Worst Fears, and Future Sight frame Counterbalance
Araragi298: I have that Burgeoning! It looks pretty but yeah its a bit hard to read
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a fake crease
bosqueofpines: Graphic design is my passion
yaknowlikemesa: i have this card and have just found this out where the mana symbol is
hidingbox: Also for some reason, there is a fake crease there as well
fcloud: yeah the mana cost sucks. but i love the text
LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When this creature dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Araragi298: @hidingbox I think its supposed to be a magazine cover
KamikaziManiac: Fun start
Pharmacistjudge: time for a nic fit
Mustang_Redcloak: Thing used to be a house in legacy
e_bloc: I love that art myself, but I get the confusion
r10pez10: i appreciate that hasbro lets them experiment at all tbh
jaimeblacken: oh nice
Sorator13: Ooh, and Adam could search for his Imposter!
KamikaziManiac: Yeah, classic nic fit
HadesLeprechaun: time to hasten the game!
LRRbot: Joraga Treespeaker [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/2 / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / LEVEL 5+ / 1/4 / Elves you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
e_bloc: @Mustang_Redcloak my fins used to be tin
johnnylongtorso: I heard that as "Derogatory Speaker"
Pharmacistjudge: joraga tree speaker, the "green sol ring"
fcloud: can we have that announcement in the official judgevoice from last round? "both players have the muffin.
fcloud: "
e_bloc: sorry I conflated tin fins and nic fit. deck names are weird
ghizmou: big ramping
LRRbot: Winding Way [1G] | Sorcery | Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
definenull: oofa
Sorator13: !card charcoal diam
LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
Mustang_Redcloak: Back in my day, all combo decks were named after breakfast foods
LRRbot: Wilt [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Cycling {2}
nishwastaken:
double muffin
fcloud:
thank you 
LRRbot: Suture Priest [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.
Pharmacistjudge: pick the scone next to your left. you should have 11 pastries.
LathosTiran: all muffin, no bran
definenull: judge I ate the apple fritter too early
LRRbot: Diabolic Servitude [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / When the creature put onto the battlefield with this enchantment dies, exile it and return this enchantment to its owner's hand. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, exile the creature put onto the battlefield with this enchantment.
Sorator13: judge my neighbor passed me a pastry with a bite taken out of it
e_bloc: also you get the enchantment back
Aceviru: Judge, my opponent is leaving crumbs everywhere
e_bloc: love that ccard
yaknowlikemesa: what a silly card
Pharmacistjudge: the problem is, you have to draft 42 pastries...that's just so many.
Sorator13: the last pick is inevitably a plain roll
e_bloc: it was Urza's Saga. they would print litereally anything
Diabore: whats adams big thinger?
jaimeblacken: no dude?
definenull: @Pharmacistjudge not a problem for me \hj
Earthenone: my pastries usualy come in packs of 12 or 13
Strebenherz: i would just eat every pack of pastries
johnnylongtorso: says you
Diabore: !card gloom sower
LRRbot: Gloom Sower [5BB] | Creature — Horror [8/6] | Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
HadesLeprechaun: maybe they're verreh smol
definenull: or maybe they're all just petit fours
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
niccus: you just need one. ever shuffle a millefeuille?
theamc2000: I wish to eat 60 pastries now
LRRbot: Pitiless Plunderer [3B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/4] | Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token.
Strebenherz: do not test my willpower to not just EAT EVERY pastry, i'll do it
fcloud: i mean, speak for yourself
yaknowlikemesa: what if they're really small pastries?
r10pez10: instructions unclear pastry delicious
Pharmacistjudge: veteran explorer saw play in legacy...the format where people don't really play basics and the explorer just punished that, hard.
adept_nekomancer: I mean, pastry draft isn't a singleton format. I'm gonna draft mono-fritters.
ClockTamer: pastry pack wars!
lamina5432: combo card spotted
vinewood_og: More pastry than man
Bionull: This seeems good for Adam, but all those suture priest pings
47MD: a booster box?
EricTheOrange: You don't NEED to eat 15 pastries, but do you WANT to
ContingentCat: what about like timbit sized (but not) pastries
Bionull: That I think they missed
BURSKI: Dare me to eat 42 apple fritters
fcloud: well they're sleeved
tehfewl: the white boardered cards are soo good for tilt factor
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I would draft Donut tribal
Sorator13: Everyone brings their own box of pastries. (If you show up with timbits, you're banned.)
LRRbot: Siren Stormtamer [U] | Creature — Siren Pirate Wizard [1/1] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.
Dog_of_Myth: Dang, now I wish I had some donuts from Long's Bakery
e_bloc: let's get Adam a croquembouche, stat
LRRbot: Haywire Mite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. / {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.
nishwastaken:
wire mite
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Sorator13 are macarons acceptable?
LRRbot: Enlarge [3GG] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn. It must be blocked this turn if able.
Sorator13: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Yes
r10pez10: source: trust me bro
definenull: i heard a joe trollo makes a mean croquembouche
Diabore: not quite
Diabore: yeah that
r10pez10: that's a big cat
flatluigi: can the enchantment get removed?
KamikaziManiac: Would have been a nice time to destroy diabolic servitude
tehfewl: Ooo big stretch
flatluigi: i forget the templating
LRRbot: Stonecloaker [2W] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand. / When this creature enters, exile target card from a graveyard.
Chesul: Enlarge is a Bait, not a Lure.
Diabore: wait before that gloom needs to be blocked
UtilityPunk: @r10pez10 Nah, it's just diving for a Sea Monkeys snack
e_bloc: ernst miller files trademark infringement
r10pez10: any weapons enthusiasts in chat
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@e_bloc 
definenull: OWIE
LRRbot: Rupture [2R] | Sorcery | Sacrifice a creature. Rupture deals damage equal to that creature's power to each creature without flying and each player.
Aceviru: WOO
definenull: respect
Aceviru: She did it
KamikaziManiac: GG
nishwastaken:
Power play by Cori
Sorator13: o7
adept_nekomancer: Board is technically wiped
MrPipboy3000: Play the aywire miteand survive?
WiJohn: In a sense it was the strongest board wipe
shendaras:
Sorator13: uhhhhhhhhhhhh one more?
Aceviru: 8 player draft.
fcloud: one more? press turn?
e_bloc: conceding is the most common board wipe
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Aceviru: This draft set feels like a nice way to reset after being fed so many cards in such a short time.
e_bloc: this seems like a set that should have Nadu in it
Aceviru: They'd have to start way earlier then
definenull: nah OP just concedes when nadu is on the stack
e_bloc: yeah Nadu went from having the 2nd longest game to the shortest game when OP insta-concedes
nishwastaken: oh hell yeah I love this sound track
e_bloc: divining top is the undisputed champion of games that go way too long
Earthenone:
idk, island exists
definenull: toosting? in public?
Aceviru: You know w hat
Aceviru: +2
paulthemapguy: Just because he pays Adam doesnt mean he can get him to say ANYTHING he wants
UtilityPunk: Jokeded Awake
Eduardo_Velho: hello, this is my fist FNPF live!
calculated_uncertainties:
100
ghyllnox:
@Eduardo_Velho 
definenull: welp time to play singleplayer games for the rest of my life
Sealtest: whats a tuber?
definenull:
jaimeblacken: filthy tubers
e_bloc: like a potato?
DrLigmaPhD: I would immediately challenge the president to rock-paper-scissors, Adam
ghyllnox:
"That's allowed"
KamikaziManiac: Potatos
MrPipboy3000: @Sealtest A youtube frog
Aceviru: I miss my Tuber life
Strebenherz: says the stinkiest babygirl
fcloud: we're potato-tolerant
ghyllnox: If you're not a stinky then you're a frog apparently so
definenull: BGE
e_bloc: stinky is a vibe
UtilityPunk: Stinky-coded
Strebenherz: you do
Strebenherz: 10/10
KWardJenx: It's math Paul. You're embarrassing yourself by fighting math.
DoctorHutch: 🐸
lamina5432: adam's papa pew pew
paulthemapguy: you can have a stinky aura without actually smelling badly
Strebenherz: wait no
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: big garbage energy is vibes tbh
betweenmyself:
Adam got that *funk* about him… But not in a bad way. 
Eduardo_Velho: teah more at youtube, i'm not a stinker, but i am a barista, at Rio de Janeiro Brazil
comrade_cards: Dr killinger: stinkin' thinkin'
MrPipboy3000: OOhhh, look at mr. fancypants who can afford agarbage dump in thesetimes ...
Aceviru: Those are some nice sleeves
LRRbot: Raffine's Informant [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | When this creature enters, it connives.
definenull: such a good card, it did work in the pauper cube I played last night
BusTed:
I was about to say the same thing 
definenull: PFFFT
definenull: EXCUSE
nishwastaken: top spotted
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ????
Sorator13:
Earthenone: that saves the stream 10 minutes
johnnylongtorso: I see you've played connivey-spoony before
e_bloc: say it's name and the top appears
UtilityPunk: Just a casual divining top sitting in gy. What a power move
r10pez10: top? in limited?
flatluigi: thirty dollar card
drcthulu: +10 minutes clock time
r10pez10: future sight border top, damn
LRRbot: Omen of the Sea [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, scry 2, then draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!!!!
LRRbot: Oracle of the Alpha [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / When Oracle of the Alpha enters the battlefield, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. / Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.
Technobach:
BaldGuyNamedHarry: DA ALFA
Sorator13: oh boy
Diabore: how are we gonna represent power 9?
Earthenone: are proxies allowed judge?
kjart: holy hahahahha
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: POWER 9!!!
r10pez10: stacked
definenull: LMAO
lamina5432: the card shouldn't exist
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
notthepenguins: HELL yeah
Sorator13: incredible
Diabore: how many sets do you have serge?
thraximore: lmfao
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Do you have multiples?
definenull:
serge's deck has too many points
ghizmou: now, flicker the oracle
kjart: someone tell amazonian / cgb
DoctorHutch: Is that a foil oracle of the alpha?!?
DrLigmaPhD: Up next: Oracle of the Beta and Oracle of the Omega
redikalususername: Serge out here gaming like crazy.
UtilityPunk: Alchemy card in paper
ChurchXC: love the prep
Cptasparagus: I play this deck on arena daily with grapeshot
cheshire_creeper: That's from Alchemy........
flatluigi: this is THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS
r10pez10: what's the nine again, five moxen, sol ring, 'twister and a couple others?
Pharmacistjudge: So serge, did you plan on what to do if that trigger resolves multiple times?
Pywodwagon: its the only printing
Uniclonus: So people can get a legit copy for Cube reasons
Pywodwagon: theres no non-foil
nishwastaken: oooh foily
Strebenherz: good grief
JKBalch: Damnit... Serge? I thought only CGB did that
romanempire144: Oh damn, 300 USD
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, that's $$$
itsr67: just dont flicker it or revive it
itsr67: easy
johnnylongtorso: @r10pez10 ancestral recall and time walk?
lamina5432: still 285$
e_bloc: or commander legal
cheshire_creeper: "Just" a draw 7
SmashTCG: that is Yeah.. like 300 bucks
northos:
"just a draw 7"
Aceviru: Judge
Pywodwagon: recall is 8
LosSpikey: 7 and 8
ghyllnox:
r10pez10: twenty something points
UtilityPunk: You just put 3-4 Canlander decks into your deck
zefinderus: 38
Strebenherz: points for what?
Diabore: @Strebenherz canlander
e_bloc: what is it like to have it all
r10pez10: canadian highlander, which doesn't have a banlist but does have a pointslist
Darleysam: I mean, it's theoretically plausible they all got shuffled to the bottom of the deck, right?
Sorator13: @Strebenherz Canadian Highlander, a singleton format where powerful cards have a point value and you're limited on how many points your deck can have
TruPhantomAngel: this reminds me they put my fav alchemy card I always wanted in paper and I still need to get it…Sanguine Brushstroke
Pharmacistjudge: I wonder if serge planned on that trigger to resolve multiple times in one game.
hd_dabnado: and thats when Wheeler got a death threat
mastershake29x: @Strebenherz in Canadian Highlander, certain cards are "pointed", and you can have a maximum of 10 points in your deck.
SmashTCG: too late
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: Hahaha
LRRbot: Unmake [{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target creature.
notthepenguins: but it's too late, the cards are there!
Strebenherz: gotcha, thank you y'all.
JKBalch: Seeerrrrgggeee!
Pharmacistjudge: well you sorta added 5 "lands"
theamc2000: well mox are okay
comrade_cards: "had to"
flatluigi: topdecking a mox is technically a low roll
definenull: oh no
Mastaalucard: as someone that's played a lot of oracle on arena; you always draw the moxen first and theyre just lands
r10pez10: hell yeah
nishwastaken:
nice serra
niccus: it's time... for advanced flooding out
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6 of them don't do very much, though.
e_bloc: yeah moxen are just okay now
Diabore: well, 4 of the best cards in magic, the mox are kind of just lands at this point
LRRbot: Serra the Benevolent [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Serra [4] | [+2]: Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead."
Sorator13: well, eight of the best cards ever printed, and also Timetwister
UtilityPunk:
Tfw you draw moxen and they're dead draws 
SmashTCG: the only forgivable whiteboarder
Diabore: worship emblem
Eduardo_Velho: ew white border pw
Diabore: its a serra angel
r10pez10: what's the top one? because the middle one is serra angel and the bottom one is worship right
superdude097: She makes Serra Angels!
ArkhamArchivist: nice, white border hell yeah
definenull: OMG
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
johnnylongtorso: send me an angel
Sorator13: pog
Aceviru: Serge: "look at the cool card I drafted" Graham: "cool. anyway, here's my wincon"
Adilliams: Where can I get Graham's sleeves?
flatluigi: !store
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Diabore: !store
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r10pez10: proxies are edible right
Aceviru: Not atm
flatluigi: @r10pez10 anything's edible if you try hard enough
theamc2000: from Graham
frozenphoenix7: @r10pez10 Serra Aviary(though that's an Enchant World and permanent, rather than a single turn buff)
ContingentCat: @r10pez10 once at least
TruPhantomAngel: oh great!
flatluigi: did serge play a l;and?
Sorator13: Store does not have *those* sleeves currently
Pharmacistjudge: oh you 're with DFTBA
Mindfire13: In theory, Store dot LoadingreadyRun dot com
BusTed: terrifying two words
Aceviru: Oh yeah
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
definenull: ooh the pastry draft is back!
LRRbot: Feast or Famine [3B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / • Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
r10pez10: ooh old formatting for a modal card
DoctorHutch: DFTBA? Hell yeah. I hope your provide a good creator service.
Diabore: yeah, feast//famine would work
northos: I think they've generally avoided that, but it's technically legal
SmashTCG: the cost being the same defeats the the intent of split cars
SmashTCG: cards'
hd_dabnado: Feast to Famine
UtilityPunk: Feast and Famine, Feast to Famine, the possibilities are endless
frozenphoenix7: Famine is already a card actually
Lord_Hosk: Yep
r10pez10: Feast /room/ Famine
notthepenguins: there are good liches
definenull: you are always stinky
lamina5432: how rotting are you
hd_dabnado: there are
itsr67: santa?
circusofkirkus: any chill lichs in the chat
Sapphic_Shenanigans: There's many chill Liches
r10pez10: i'm already evil
ghizmou: you skin looks terrible no matter you skincare routine
Aceviru: I mean we're already stinkies
Micalovits: Depends on the world
Sorator13: You persist your lifespan at the cost of consuming souls
lamina5432: There are in some literature
northos: I probably would tbh
Sorator13: so yeah, you're evil
SmashTCG: you can be Lich to any divinity that thinks it cool
Lord_Hosk: Lord Sloth is a pretty chill Litch
notthepenguins: Eberron has a whole variety of positive energy liches who are just chill ancestory buddies
e_bloc: chill liches don't get publicity
DeM0nFiRe: There are frost liches
Micalovits: But yes, already evil and stinky
ArkhamArchivist: Explains Stephen King
rogerivany: Do people really want to live forever? I have a hard time figuring out to do now.
Geldaran: there is a good version.. cleric based maybe?
rosesmcgee: Pat Rothfuss?
KamikaziManiac: Like humans, we don't write stories about the boring ones
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
nishwastaken:
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull:
bosqueofpines: a rotting corpse with access to illusion magic. I see no downsides
Aceviru: lmao
northos:
asking the important questions
Diabore: do i have to sacrifice good people?
Sorator13: You /can/, but you'll be banned
MegaDosX: Liches have to feed souls into their phylactery to not die as well from memory
itomeshi: Is this George R. R. Martin's plan?
Pharmacistjudge: can you be made into a lich against your will?
KWardJenx: I'm in if I can do that
notthepenguins: but what exactly liches have to do that makes them evil is very inconsistent, but there are definitely the positive-energy Baelnorn(?) ones in Eberron
LRRbot: Cinder Cloud [3RR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If a white creature dies this way, Cinder Cloud deals damage to that creature's controller equal to the creature's power.
Aceviru: Spicy
itomeshi: @Pharmacistjudge I... I don't know? Mind control to make you do the evil things?
SmashTCG: thats awful
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge I mean probably, but the people who research magic like that are typically inherently very selfish, so they'd be more likely to lich themselves rather than someone else
definenull: serge pre-sideboarded!
northos: !card cinder cloud
LRRbot: Cinder Cloud [3RR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If a white creature dies this way, Cinder Cloud deals damage to that creature's controller equal to the creature's power.
Simonark: Some versions of lichs are even accidental, wizards surrounded by so much raw magic they just don’t stop when they die
itsr67: 5 mana murder isn't terrible
e_bloc: that being a mono-red card is amazing
mastershake29x: "Destroy target creature" on a red card?
Micalovits: Nono, ancestral -> timewalk
Aceviru: Excuse me
KamikaziManiac: 2 power 9, so far
Diabore: maybe double blue left up?
MegaDosX: !card timetwister
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
r10pez10: lol the old wording
Pharmacistjudge: like I bet someone with a Wish spell could make someone a good aligned person into a Lich. that would make them a lich without them having to do the inherently evil things to become a lich.
MegaDosX: The oracle text is so much better lmao
e_bloc: old wording best wording
johnnylongtorso: @mastershake29x that's 90s magic for you
drcthulu: What's up liches?
r10pez10: the wheels are off
MegaDosX: Four moxen, three lands
MegaDosX: Let's go
definenull: I have a friend who made a ttrpg called lichcraft, it's very good
Sorator13: @MegaDosX Black Lotus, 4 moxen, 2 lands
frozenphoenix7: Well, that's either very good or very bad for Serge
lamina5432: pokerface
Diabore: i think that was low roll face
SmashTCG: Serge "poker face" jager
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Much funnier
theamc2000: now look at animate dead
paulthemapguy: Serge dealing out cards like it's poker
TheDevil_Risen:
confirmed that the address on file is correct as per the email *happy dance*
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
shendaras:
paulthemapguy: Expressive iteration? or Iterative expression?
MegaDosX: @theamc2000 !card animate dead
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Lord_Hosk: You're Brainstorming wrong
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're brainstorming wrong.
MegaDosX: Oh huh it doesn't work when you reply
MegaDosX: !card animate dead
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
TheDevil_Risen: yeah appears the lock address in 48hrs button has been pressed
SmashTCG: WE SEE THAT SERGE
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i like that brainstorm
LRRbot: Mogg Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
BusTed: Black Lotus+
Earthenone:
what s the storm count?
Strebenherz: WOMP WOMP
LRRbot: Goblin Wardriver [RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Battle cry
KamikaziManiac: 3 p9 played
Lord_Hosk: He's Driving WAR Adam... It says so right on the card!
Mastaalucard: @Earthenone killspell, twister, brainstorm, ei, lotus, 2 red cards. 6?
SpiritedChampignon: Apologies if I missed this: where can I get sleeves like Serge's?
drcthulu: He's driving Miss Daisy
r10pez10: i'm 2/2 worried
definenull: -2
Aceviru: LEts GOO
MegaDosX: #BlameSerge
e_bloc: the timetwister was a step too far
MegaDosX: Kurt?
SmashTCG: Cute angel? no curt Angle
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
MrPipboy3000: Serge puts the power 9 in his deck, but oh yea, Top Spinning Graham is the bad guy ....
KamikaziManiac: Noble so good
Diabore: gavin
rogerivany: Was it an a cute angle?
Sorator13: well, "another", but that's basically each
MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's /each/?!?"
Aceviru: 1 life and a dream
r10pez10: it <union> another = all
definenull: yeah its a tough situation
frozenphoenix7: 1 life, a dream, and that dream involves Noble never dieing.
r10pez10: !card Myr Moonservant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
r10pez10: !card Myr Mindservant
LRRbot: Myr Mindservant [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | {2}, {T}: Shuffle your library.
definenull: it's late
hidingbox: new quote
CompleatedPinkie: Could they reprint Falkenrath Noble as just "Whenever a creature", since it says this or another?
KamikaziManiac: Haha, surge had something on his mind
Sorator13: man, Serge's brainstorm really muddled said brain, eh?
MegaDosX: Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
SmashTCG: Cast all mox serge, you know you want to
MrPipboy3000: Just play a Niv Mizzet and do both
definenull: its there an alt win-con where if serge plays all P9 he wins anyway
KamikaziManiac: 4th p9
hd_dabnado: Ancestral Recall target Serra
WiJohn: He may be dead but he has a lot of moxen
Adilliams: He said the thing on the sleeves I want!
KamikaziManiac: 6 p9
Sorator13: @CompleatedPinkie They could, but I think they're still using the same templating that the Noble has, to be clear that it includes itself
r10pez10: CompleatedPinkie possibly yes, but they sometimes spell it out for clarity
LRRbot: Insult // Injury | Insult [2R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. // Injury [2R] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Injury deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Earthenone: 6/.9 nice try surge
SmashTCG: Excuse me
MegaDosX: Fantastic
SmashTCG: Inhjury is an aftermath card
hd_dabnado: chat be chill
Aceviru: Judge
Aceviru: lol
Diabore: absolutely yes
Sorator13: Absolutely
Pharmacistjudge: Yes you do
r10pez10: i'd hope so
MegaDosX: It's fine, Serge was dead anyway
lamina5432: as a player spinning your own wheels is one of my favorite things to do
superdude097: Not to be that guy, but you can only cast Injury from the Graveyard....
MegaDosX: Even if that was technically illegal, it doesn't change the result
r10pez10: Oracle of the Alpha on curve tho
SmashTCG: (shoves glasses threw face) "actually"
Sorator13: @SmashTCG um actually, it's "through"
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Dies from rules game violation
jaimeblacken: man i missed game 1
jaimeblacken: what happened
PhorrestGaze: killing the opponent is a popular strategy
Pharmacistjudge: i think serge have enough mana to cast both sides
e_bloc: game loss
Sorator13: @jaimeblacken Serge played most of the Power 9 and died
fcloud: paul adding insult to Injury
UtilityPunk: Amonkhet was an ancient set, but a gooder
LathosTiran: @jaimeblacken open deck, insert power 9
r10pez10: such a fast format
jaimeblacken: did serge take them out?
Micalovits: Hour of Devastation was the first PPR I watched
Sorator13: He did
SmashTCG: moonbase 2 and its Weird small staircase
Pharmacistjudge: I have chat judged 44 PPRs
hd_dabnado: is Smokey a bit of a bear?
KaleidoscopeMind: so kathleen was perfectly comfortable there?
Sorator13: (he doesn't have the power 9 for realsies; he has Oracle of the Alpha to conjure them into his library)
r10pez10: only you can prevent forest fires
definenull: you have to turn into a frog
jaimeblacken: woops someone alrady did
frozenphoenix7: Adam ate all the cards.
Micalovits: What happened was: Graham won
Kentosaurus: we would enjoy that
MrPipboy3000: A game of magic was playes ... that is all
drcthulu: We have the wheel
Strebenherz: ban me babygirl
MegaDosX: Welp.
vinewood_og: It's not even tuesday!
thegiftedgrifter: Honestly, seems cair
e_bloc: Adam's got a hair trigger
thegiftedgrifter: Fair
Sorator13: Adam's going to gift 5 subs and see who gets picked for those and ban them
KamikaziManiac: Anti-giftsub
e_bloc: a bee's dick trigger?
ghyllnox: G you are aware this happens regularly on Let's Nope
hidingbox: What did Cameron and Cori do to deserve this?
pn55:
EricTheOrange: you ok Serge?
ghyllnox: Like it's tradition
MegaDosX: Serge "Poker Face" Yager
Diabore: honest graham? i hope you lose this game, i want more magic
SmashTCG: ill tell you Someone Put 36 Points of cards into their deck
r10pez10: but adam we learnt from you that apes together strong
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Serge "Perfectly Normal Human Noises" Yager
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jchinnock: make your own luck…by banning them
Sorator13: oh no, bans incoming
mastershake29x: EoE was PPR #51, not #41
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LRRbot: Omen of the Sea [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, scry 2, then draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
zombub: The Adam trolley problem: 1 person in MTG or 5 people in Talking Sim
hidingbox: RIP those people I guess lol
shendaras:
ghyllnox:
@Strebenherz
SmashTCG: white mana leak
Diabore: graham has top, serge has top top
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
LRRbot: Oracle of the Alpha [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / When Oracle of the Alpha enters the battlefield, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. / Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.
MegaDosX: On curve again
Strebenherz: @redikalususername same brain cell XD
r10pez10: he can't keep getting away with it
SmashTCG: white mana leak is IN the set right?
SmashTCG: im not crazy
redikalususername:
@Strebenherz Same brain cell
e_bloc: players who cast black louts this draft have a 0% win rate
jaimeblacken: flickerwisp oracle of the alpha
r10pez10: where's the ninth thing on the art for oracle of the alpha
Pharmacistjudge: vintage cube
northos:
*49 card deck
Sorator13: a "40" card deck
definenull: technically its 49 card but yeah
TheDevil_Risen: unless you're playing kitchen table or cube draft
LRRbot: Goblin Settler [3R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, destroy target land.
r10pez10: stone rain on legs
MegaDosX: Oh my god that's hateful
Diabore: graham deserves this
r10pez10: classic sixth edition
Sorator13: Remember that time you Apocalypse'd Gabby while your lands were invulnerable?
Sorator13: *indestructible
EricTheOrange: yeah back in the day I had a friend with a land destruction deck
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Diabore: once more into the exile
r10pez10: damn s2p
Pharmacistjudge: @Sorator13 it was "So Rude!"
Larkonus: The oracle moves to a farm to help the farmers tell the future.
NotCainNorAbel: @EricTheOrange I'm sorry for your loss
KamikaziManiac: P9 to plowshares
Sorator13: what is a plowshare, anyway?
MrPipboy3000: Nunchucks to plowshares
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Facebook marketplace ad: "FREE PLOWSHARE"
UtilityPunk: Swords is the exile, Plowshares is the lifegain
hidingbox: Sometimes you send a spaghetti monster from the blind eternities farming
r10pez10: i have a plowshare by a lake
Cptasparagus: Seven of Nine Iron
protojman: yeah i call this the golf swords
Lord_Hosk: You could pound it into a sword and hang it on your wall Adam
definenull: well wizards don't wanna print "Swords to Hoes" so
jaimeblacken: well, not that far off
Graved: Free hoe is a free hoe
chaostreader: Serra. the original Elspeth.
LRRbot: Serra the Benevolent [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Serra [4] | [+2]: Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead."
Sorator13: @Cptasparagus Power Seven of Nine Iron
jaimeblacken: serra, elspeth
Aceviru: aww
vinewood_og: Got him!
Dog_of_Myth: Get got G
fcloud: gardening hoe obviously being wielded with violent intent
MegaDosX: lmao gottem
Diabore: the daughter who called adam an scp?
definenull: storm counter
ghyllnox:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: uhhhh
hidingbox: excuse me?
r10pez10: that's ominous
MegaDosX: Oh no
NotCainNorAbel: storm has been called
r10pez10: oh no
definenull: gbye graham
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Aceviru:
MegaDosX: Get in the bunker Graham
notthepenguins: okay but it would be really funny if he did this and there was no storm card to finish it off
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
tehfewl: brainfreeze is in mb2
SmashTCG: there is no storm
jaimeblacken: you just put it there serge
r10pez10: inb4 no payoff
fcloud: i mean, when you beat somebody to death with it, are they really gonna care about its intended purpose
e_bloc: how big are your warrens
NotCainNorAbel: so...how is the night going G?
SmashTCG: he has nothing
SmashTCG: HE HAD SOMETHING
DeM0nFiRe: It would be very funny if there's no storm payoff
Dog_of_Myth: YES
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
MegaDosX: WOW
Sorator13: reasonable, Adam
Sorator13: unfortunately Serge is not
Graved: Gobble this
Micalovits: Are you 1 short because you tapped 5 for empty?
definenull: it truly never is just *one* goblin
nishwastaken: okay, now play goblin chainwhirler graham
Aceviru: I miss when Serge played food
hidingbox: I mean its not the worst thing for Graham
giantwerewolf: pestilence is in this set, right?
r10pez10: did graham draft the cataclysm
DrLigmaPhD: In a chorus of 20 "GOBLIN DEEZ!"
SmashTCG: Now G, Play Dark ritual into Mass worm
LoadingReadyRun: Warren! Get out here!
e_bloc: playing food > playing with your food
r10pez10: serge that was sick
lamina5432: goblins are a bit like fodder so almost food
Diabore: i wanna know why serge was 1 whort
Mindfire13: Adam, never expect to need fewer than 10 goblin tokens. Rookie mistake
definenull: LMAO
SmashTCG: YES
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahaha
notthepenguins: YES
Diabore:
superdude097: Who would win: 11 Goblins or 1 flappy gal?
LRRbot: Cataclysm [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.
AllTheWeasels:
Amentur:
r10pez10: one short for another spell probably
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boom
Strebenherz: SERGES EYES POP
r10pez10: hahahahahaha
MegaDosX: CATACLYSM?!?!
Aceviru: OH
Toxxick: someone gif that eye pop PLEASE
ghyllnox:
ghizmou: G !
KamikaziManiac: He orc is my favorite goblin
Sorator13: HAHAHA
SmashTCG: RUINED
HadesLeprechaun: GOTTEM
zelukester: daySICK
BusTed: eheheh
DrLigmaPhD: HAHAHAH
jaimeblacken: graham
hidingbox: PLAYED!
Kentosaurus: wow
shendaras:
Shurtal: is this the MOST HATEFUL EVENING EVER!?
vinewood_og: KOBE!!!
e_bloc:
odd it doesn't say planeswalker
Aceviru: !clips
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definenull: serra dies too, no?
brunomant_: RUDE
lamina5432:
hidingbox: notable side effect Serra will die as well
itsr67: serra dies
Pharmacistjudge:
tehfewl: absolutely disgusting, i love it
Uniclonus: That's brutal
ghizmou: bye Serra
Kentosaurus: get wrecked
itsr67: all permanents are sacced
zelukester:
MegaDosX: I mean that's fair
MegaDosX: Holy shit Graham
hidingbox: cataclysm was from the old era when such card type did not exist
fcloud: serge's cataclysm face
uneactrice: that was amazing
r10pez10: warrens for 5 into cataclysm is buckwild
nishwastaken: wait what just happened to serge's board
Sorator13: nice power 9, bro
Larkonus: That was a hell of a pair of turns for a limited format.
e_bloc: @hidingbox yeah go back to Exodus and tell people about Kindred and Battles
notthepenguins: sequencing
definenull: you know what chat, I don't get the hype about the power 9, seems underpowered
MegaDosX: I am gobsmacked by that play
KamikaziManiac: Graham is so smart it feels like cheating
Diabore: ended this mans career
fcloud: yeah more like fraud 9
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@definenull
r10pez10: ruined his evening
BaldGuyNamedHarry: orzhov ruin your evening in limited???
UtilityPunk: Serge is never going to filandially recover
Mindfire13: Graham should play some Canlander at some point
Sorator13: I'm still giggling
jaimeblacken: game 3 please?
nishwastaken:
I see graham learned from wheeler
calculated_uncertainties: Did Serge just get canceled?
lirazel64: Poor Serge...
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah i thought Wheeler was the one that ruined people's evenings??
SmashTCG: Serge you DID blow up one of his lands, THis is karma
fcloud: i mean, to be fair, wheeler did his share of evening-ruining earlier
Uniclonus: CR 104.3a seems relevant again
MrPipboy3000: Sad Serge Noises
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @fcloud yeah fair
vinewood_og: Graham beating the mtg museum deck like it owes him money
Diabore: go to 3 fwiw
Sorator13: wouldn't it be 3?
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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KamikaziManiac: A for effort, serge
Elboron_Sr: Game 3!
Diabore: game 3?
flatluigi: game 3!!
northos: game 3 for fun?
jaimeblacken: game 3333
nishwastaken:
game 3
shendaras:
TheDevil_Risen:
MegaDosX: That was incredible
drcthulu: greed is good
northos: yesss
r10pez10: if you're up for it, yeah
Diabore: hell yeah
nishwastaken: gam3
thegiftedgrifter: That was glorious
HadesLeprechaun: Power 9 pretty weak, tbh
Aceviru: That. Was. Sick.
Diabore: salty runback gooooo
nishwastaken: Hell yeah Graham
northos: this set is so wild lol
niccus: $300 lose a draft
Sorator13: Incredible
Diabore: cam opened it
MrPipboy3000: Salty runbak baby!!
nishwastaken: Based of Adam
BusTed: It's kinda funny
definenull: i don't think clips can cover that entire interaction
MegaDosX: It's genuinely funny
Diabore: group effort
BusTed: sliding doors and all that
UtilityPunk:
Gotta love the surprise cataclysm 
vinewood_og: I mean... we're laughing
Sorator13: Cool storm, bro
SmashTCG: Serge out here casting black lotus and mox and and still loseing TWICE
MegaDosX: Fucking Cataclysm, holy shit
skintbint: top 10 best games of magic that have ever happened
r10pez10: i almost spat-take
notthepenguins: what about that time beej blew you out after you sac'd your lands
nishwastaken:
Diabore: plague engineer
AllTheWeasels: Absolute all timer
MegaDosX: Plague Engineer
Sorator13: I was gonna say, I'm definitely reminded of Beejlander
UtilityPunk: Now you know the high Wheeler feels every day in Vintage on MtGO
hidingbox: oh yeah that was beautiful
definenull: "... do you want to play this out, or...?"
NotCainNorAbel: "why did you blow up you entire mana base"
UtilityPunk: High highs, big blowouts, big wins
nishwastaken: Beej: "want to play it out" or something along those lines was just beautiful too
AllTheWeasels: I still go watch that regularly
MegaDosX: And Serge fed lands into it too
thraximore: the moral is to avoid playing goblins
NorthstarTex: just getting shadowrealmed by beej is probably peak MTG
Khalstrom: "Why\'d you blow up your landbase Serge?"
nishwastaken: after this I'm gonna rewatch the original beej lander
Diabore: notable addition, it was goblin trenches that made the goblins, so serge ALSO sacced all his lands to make the gobs
MegaDosX: Serge and goblins does seem like a dangerous combination on these streams
vinewood_og: Now I can't afford health
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun notable addition, it was goblin trenches that made the goblins, so serge ALSO sacced all his lands to make the gobs
r10pez10: some sports coverage have heartbeat trackers on screen
vinewood_og: RUOK??
hidingbox: did Graham draw for turn?
Sorator13: which he said was for the *second* time that day, and he couldn't remember what caused the first
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flatluigi: @Sorator13 the first was at like 3am while they were in bed
Sorator13: right!
LRRbot: Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric [2/3] | Deathtouch / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. / {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.
e_bloc: love that card
betweenmyself:
Think that happened while Ian was attempting to dress himself in balloons or something else rubber? 
LRRbot: Omen of the Sea [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, scry 2, then draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
nishwastaken: @Athelgar the level 5 super judge has to be savage - it's tough competition to be at the top
LRRbot: Goblin Wardriver [RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Battle cry
Sorator13: @betweenmyself well, he *claimed* not to remember because he was asleep, buuuuut...
DrLigmaPhD: Goblin Adam Driver
LRRbot: Lazotep Archway | Land | Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / Eternalize {3}{W}{B}
KamikaziManiac: If serge doesn't have his p9, graham can't have serra
nishwastaken:
comrade_cards: Ward river
Earthenone: gaining life based on sacrificed creatures toughness comes up a lot, have we decided on a nickname fore the ability, if not i sugest ass eating
hidingbox: it would be hilarious if Serge wins this without power
nishwastaken:
cataclysm synergy?
e_bloc: riders of the storm but driver of the war
Sorator13: No, it loses all other types, so it's not a land then
MegaDosX: Wild.
flatluigi: not a land if you eternalize i think
r10pez10: oh yeah the playtest cycle of lands with weird things
LRRbot: Fledgling Djinn [1B] | Creature — Djinn [2/2] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.
Mindfire13: Thats such a cool land
definenull: nowadays that wil do 1 to your op
CompleatedPinkie: Surprised Lazotep Archway isn't also a Gate...
Pharmacistjudge: In yesterday's economy?
UtilityPunk: They don't make cards like Djinn anymore
UtilityPunk: 2/2 for 2 with an upside and a downside
Diabore: @nishwastaken god i forgot the "want to play it out?"
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
e_bloc: uh
Mustang_Redcloak: Gaining life based on sac creature's toughness first showed up in Arabian Nights. Diamond Valley, maybe we should call it that.
underhill33: gross
Sorator13: Disgusting
e_bloc: yeah that is insane
nishwastaken:
@Diabore It's just perfect
TristalMTG: I've done tha tin Canlander
arbysgaming38: serge should draft vintage cube
drewm1022: Just got here, did Serge open an oracle of the alpha?
LRRbot: Unmake [{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target creature.
definenull: oofa
Mindfire13: Serge's deck is so disgusting yet he still lost twice
LRRbot: An Offer You Can't Refuse [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens.
Sorator13: @drewm1022 He did! And played it! Twice! And cast multiple of the power 9! And still lost twice!
Sorator13: It's been a Time.
flatluigi: were those bloops on stream
drewm1022: Lul.
r10pez10: heard no bloops here
LRRbot: Cinder Cloud [3RR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If a white creature dies this way, Cinder Cloud deals damage to that creature's controller equal to the creature's power.
Sorator13: Highly recommend watching the vod of this match and of Wheeler vs Cam, if not the entire thing
definenull: somehow serge wins without P9
Sorator13: it's been fun
KamikaziManiac: Not as good with no serra
LRRbot: The Haunt of Hightower [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever The Haunt of Hightower attacks, defending player discards a card. / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on The Haunt of Hightower.
rogerivany:
Clearly the Power 9 sucks.
nishwastaken: oh I love that dude
Elboron_Sr: Haunt of Police Academy
Diabore: damn the box topper
r10pez10: cool commander
Mindfire13: That card rocks in Momir
e_bloc: was only a box topper for a long time
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats wild
nishwastaken: oh I didn't realise it's legendary lol
Sorator13: bigger than before
Diabore: i forgot it was a legend
definenull: uh oh
r10pez10: graham
definenull: OMG
nishwastaken:
Do it again
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!!
Diabore: !card flame javelin
LRRbot: Flame Javelin [{2/R}{2/R}{2/R}] | Instant | Flame Javelin deals 4 damage to any target.
TristalMTG: serge he's at 3
KamikaziManiac: Wow
Sorator13: resolve consider fully first
LRRbot: Flame Javelin [{2/R}{2/R}{2/R}] | Instant | Flame Javelin deals 4 damage to any target.
Sorator13: yeah
Ryenji: lol
definenull: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
Mustang_Redcloak:
e_bloc: lol
shendaras:
flatluigi: yaaaay
Camail: what a whirlwind
nishwastaken: SERGE DID IT
Graved:
Sorator13: he got there!!
drcthulu: we got there
TristalMTG: almost Gary Wise'd it
phoenixfeather14:
corpocracy: Got there, lol
nishwastaken:
r10pez10: the heart chart is a seismograph
niccus: wait, you're a creature!
Technobach: Bolt the Graham
lamina5432:
KamikaziManiac: Serge redeemed
KWardJenx: We got there in the end
KamikaziManiac:
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone guess at the meaning of graham's deck name
definenull: heartbreaking
nishwastaken:
Mindfire13: Serge's deck is much better when its not 49 cards
UtilityPunk:
Old reliable burn finished what the power 9 could not 
TristalMTG: well, hightower
Diabore: two?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: white walkers
KamikaziManiac: White walkers
MegaDosX: Oh hell
nishwastaken:
ooh nice one Graham
MegaDosX: Graham how dare you
definenull: finkel!
MrPipboy3000: Hightower, Stark, also GoT names
hidingbox: Turns out, Serge can't win with power, but wins without it. Coincidence?
northos: oh yeah leknif is not a reasonable card
Diabore: !card wrath of lecnif
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i thought it was a name thing
northos: !card wrath of leknif
LRRbot: Wrath of Leknif [1WWU] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Untap up to four lands you control.
e_bloc: another wrath is underselling it
Diabore: so many white border walkers
MrPipboy3000: Power 9 is garbage, can confirm
drewm1022: Graham, of House Stark.
Diabore: scuse you serge, thats party jace
MegaDosX: I mean, the Power 9 is powerful...if you put it in your deck from the start. Shuffling it in midgame is far less good.
Uniclonus: Cataclysm is Stronghold
KamikaziManiac: Exodus
e_bloc: exodus
Uniclonus: I was close
Mustang_Redcloak: Yea
northos: yup, annihilation
Pharmacistjudge: graham is correct
e_bloc: yeah I believe you are correct
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
MegaDosX: Man, without the bolt that Haunt was going to get enormous
Sorator13: Thanks for some excellent games, friends; this was delightful
Diabore: great draft
KamikaziManiac: GGs
Sorator13: and hey, G went money back on it!
nishwastaken:
Thanks Paul
definenull:
thank you for manual card reader paul!
MegaDosX: And Graham now has a foil Oracle of the Alpha!
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crimsonarcanum:
The power 9 aren't even good, Serge only won without them.
Dog_of_Myth:
paulthemapguy: do not mistakenly type "lard kingdom"
Diabore: @crimsonarcanum actively detrimental to his win rate
MegaDosX: Adam really has been out of Magic for a bit huh
MegaDosX:
@Diabore Pretty sure anyone who has played with the Oracle before can confirm
Pharmacistjudge: and serge learned that goblin tokens will always betray him on camera
ghizmou: gg
lamina5432: gnight
definenull: FROGS ARE GONE
MegaDosX: Yep, Serge needs to stay away from goblin tokens
Diabore: frogs gone
nishwastaken:
Bye
betweenmyself:
couchboyj:
MegaDosX:
Sorator13: I'm excited for the shoot or crap!
Sorator13: *of
nishwastaken:
paulthemapguy: Paul is quiet
Molator: and crapping
Technobach: 10am is too early
Sorator13: @Technobach simply change time zones! For me, it's at noon!
ClockTamer: I missed these so much
vinewood_og: Can we secure a rooftop hot tub by tomorrow?
lamina5432: sometimes indie games go to far
gualdhar: "the shitposter's best BC symbol"
Sorator13:
@vinewood_og do they not already have one?
Diabore: peak is peak
HadesLeprechaun: Peak!
ghizmou: heck yeah, peak
nishwastaken: oh hell yeah, time to PEAK
Technobach: @Sorator13 I refuse to change, PST best timezone
Diabore: oh hell yeah
BusTed:
Sorator13: oh, good!
nishwastaken:
rogerivany: Yummy?
MegaDosX: Get your Donner on
ghizmou: they have made it more difficult to cannibalize already
BusTed: hilarious
Cptasparagus: they were also based and told people to pirate their game before playing the roblox knockoff
Orxolon: nice one
Diabore: its a good name
Sorator13: It's an excellent name
NotCainNorAbel: Not wake up and stream?
lamina5432: yes more gundam
HadesLeprechaun: Penny Arcade comic from today, lol
SmashTCG: people cant get the product
Pharmacistjudge: you should have seen the line at Gencon. it was nuts
MegaDosX: Oh god
Diabore: yeah thats how new card games goes
lamina5432: we gundam fans are voracious
BusTed: haha
nishwastaken:
Eduardo_Velho: gundam card game's cards are thick
SmashTCG: "oh no, were part of the problem"
KamikaziManiac: Adam doing a lot this week
Mai_Andra: The man with 5 PS5s doesn't know why the local store is all out of game.
Diabore: and standard!
nishwastaken:
Arena
itira: hahahaaaa
Diabore:
BusTed: stay perfectly symmetrical, adam
pn55:
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox:
nishwastaken:
Sorator13: ADAM
underhill33:
Ravynn: Gottem
ContingentCat: Adam!
KamikaziManiac:
pn55:
Adam waits for the perfect time to pounce
Technobach: stray, more like /slay/
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
hatboozeparty:
notthepenguins: he's right and he should say it
nishwastaken:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
KWardJenx: Loved this. Thank you
BusTed: oh that's a multiple of 12
paulthemapguy: 132 is ELEVEN YEARS
ContingentCat:
Strebenherz:
Adam, don't forget to ban the five gift subbers
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
ContingentCat: Nice
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Sorator13: Yeah, Adam, you have to go ban the people who got the gifted subs!
Strebenherz: ohhh ok
KWardJenx: respect
Sorator13: gnight!
itira: bye!
nishwastaken:
take care, thanks for the strim
trolltan: im staying in offline chat
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream! o/
MegaDosX: Tuck and roll, Savidan
phoenixfeather14: you can't stay here, you have to go home
Darleysam: you don't have to listen to Semisonic, but you can't stay here
paulthemapguy: Adam you were right the first time! lol
BusTed: you don't have to home, but you can't go here
Shurtal: absolute professionals (affectionate)
NotCainNorAbel: I'm home and I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee/drink
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
paulthemapguy: anyway here's wonderwall
nishwastaken:
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