Sethalidos: rare needs context one from Ian
ihlendrax: !box
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AugmentingPath: !next
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Shparky2197: Hello again, how are we all today?
Juliamon: cold and tired
PharaohBender27:
@Shparky2197 Pretty good, though I had to read though a *lot* of work e-mails this morning, having been gone for a week 
Manae: !next
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baltimore_667083: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
baltimore_667083: -jumps-
Shparky2197: Sorry to hear that Juliamon, many hugs. And hugs for all the work emails PB
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Redbassist: !box
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Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #2727: "Everyone become balls!" —Ian [2016-06-01]
Redbassist:

TheAinMAP:

GasCityGaming: !quote balls
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
baltimore_667083: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Nice on!
GasCityGaming: sNG
GasCityGaming: DANG*
GasCityGaming: oops, caps lock
Sethalidos: use !findquote
GasCityGaming: !findquote balls
LRRbot: Quote #2979: "Who let these balls in?!" —Ian [2016-07-13]
GasCityGaming: ay!
GasCityGaming: hmm, also Ian
Sethalidos: *fistbump*
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PharaohBender27: !findquote balls
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NimrodXIV: time to get wet!
Redbassist:

PharaohBender27 prepares
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thanks for asking!
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Shparky2197: Glad to hear, sounds better than my car
Shparky2197: Time to clean!
Misslinnythebaker: Saying hi for the brief moment I can breathe before starting to rack over 200 apple pies...
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI NERDS!!!
reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! 
PharaohBender27: @Misslinnythebaker Dang!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
SymphonySolstice: hi paul!
Redbassist:
paul
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI PAUL 
KaleidoscopeMind: oh it Paul!
PhorrestGaze: hewwo
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GasCityGaming:
first of all it's too early for Zeta 
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ghyllnox: Z E T A
KaleidoscopeMind: Paul's running it and playing the game!
PhoenixMelior: Studio Paul!
IanAllenBird: hi chat!
jacqui_lantern234:
teehee studio pee 
margieargie:
Paul, DB ended days ago, you're not on Zeta anymore 
Sorator13: ahoy!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: is that our boi?
Gekyouryuu: THERE he is
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Paul, Heather, Ian, and Jordynne!
Getter404: Wow, loud Ian
Shparky2197: @Misslinnythebaker Good luck, my Mum's a baker, so I kinda second-hand know your pain
Darleysam: it's our boy!
BusTed:

Mai_Andra: ya boi?
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Nigouki: who assumes the role of Splash Captain with Serge away?
TheAinMAP: I couldn't tell if that was audio trouble or Ian being Ian.
mercano82: not Studio J?
Laogeodritt: Good to know Ian hasn't been eaten by some kind of creature, I was concerned for a minute. XD
DaxStrife: What about Splash-Captain Serge?
Laogeodritt: Hi, crew, hi, chat!
PharaohBender27:

Shparky2197: Wait, it's Zeta again? I thought my shift was over
NimrodXIV: both Powerwash games are great
jacqui_lantern234: @mercano82 no, she's in victoria
Crad0k: ian very loud
SymphonySolstice: ian's mic a bit hot
Nigouki: a multi-phase drink!?
HadesLeprechaun: next you must powerwash....YOURSELF
Sorator13: clean ALL the things!
GhostValv: Such is the power of the washer
Crad0k: better
Redbassist: And then the fire nation attacked
Shparky2197: Much better
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cmdrzellgaudis: it’s too early for Zeta shift
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Sarah_Serinde: yeah that's way better
Getter404: Better
SymphonySolstice: thanks ian
ladyjessica: much better
margieargie: Ian's good now, yeah
ghyllnox: Ty Ian
KodeMage: are we washing a bus?
margieargie:
Well, Ian's sound is good, I don't know him well enough to judge his virtue 
Shparky2197: Just spraying right in the eyes
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Drasvin: Time to wash with power!
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Laogeodritt: [11:21 bustime] <Paul, quoting his dad> I have a powerwash machine right here, you could clean my sidewalk with it
ghyllnox: Reminder to not point power washers at flesh
MacbethSeemsSus: Furniture unlocked!
Redbassist: A s1ck1y green suit
Laogeodritt: ^ I feel like this is a very relevant DB quote for this CtS =3
DaxStrife: Show cats!
jacqui_lantern234: oh, PLEASE tell me that this'll be the stream where Jordynne and Paul go all gremlin mode together!
SymphonySolstice: wow they gave you a whole office!
Mai_Andra:
*just* enough pressure to push them off a ledge if they aren't paying attention... 
adept_nekomancer: May shrink when powerwashed
DoodlestheGreat: It shrank in the wash.
KaleidoscopeMind: it shrank in the wash
Getter404: There was shrinkage.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it *was* a full-sized van? D:
Shparky2197: @jacqui_lantern234 With any luck!
KaleidoscopeMind: one braincell!
DoodlestheGreat: JYNX!
MacbethSeemsSus: There was a LOT of dirt
Viewers_Like_You: This is why you don't put your van in the dryer after washing
Laogeodritt: good thing you cleaned it before bringing it into the office!
Sorator13: Side effects may include: shrinkage
margieargie: :3 !
ghyllnox: CAT
SymphonySolstice: !!!
Laogeodritt: KITTIES
Redbassist:
Kitty 
Getter404: Do not powerwash the cat.
PharaohBender27:

IanAllenBird: hehehehehe kitty
iarethel0ser: Kitty! Pettable kitty!
jacqui_lantern234: KITTIES
PhorrestGaze: Cat!
PharaohBender27:

Laogeodritt:
jacqui_lantern234: 
TheAinMAP:

Shparky2197: Pet all the kitteha
adept_nekomancer: Three cats? Excellent game, 10/10
Redbassist: lrrALEX?
mercano82: Power Wash! Power Wash! Power Wash! (It’s only a model.)
Sorator13: oh good, it doesn't let you power wash the cats. I'm glad.
EmsLeigh: Its the Clyde
jacqui_lantern234:
@Laogeodritt HAI LAO 
ContingentCat: Good cats
Redbassist:
?
ArdCollider: the mayor named Ulysses, that's the problem
GhostValv: Ulysses isn't originally your cat so....
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IanAllenBird: that's what my cat does
Crad0k: it little profits that an idol king by this till hearth?
KaleidoscopeMind: yes because you animate the important part
Drakas: im pritty sure that Ulysses is the mayors cat from the first game
mercano82: Muckington was the setting of the first game
Gekyouryuu: seeing a cat named Ulysses, all I can think of is G and K's cats combined with the "Ogre barely literate" comic to make a joke about Finnegan's Wake
SaxPython:

Crad0k: this was in the demo
ContingentCat: My cat's name! Equinox
adept_nekomancer: One of the cats gets the 400 -- it's the accountant.
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KingOfDoma: I've been here the whole time
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Darleysam: gonna read Detergento to the same rhythm as Despacito
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Weagle: Wash. That. Bench!
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ghyllnox: I heard that as "they installed a thing that's not a bench, but it has become a bench"
margieargie: It's over dirt, I have the high ground!
TheAinMAP: Now Paul has the high ground.
HadesLeprechaun: So, what's new in Powerwash Simulator 2?
Laogeodritt: With this cast, I feel like Paul's going to be trying to power-wash while chaos occurs around him.
Shparky2197: That screen is surprisingly holding up well to powerwashing
Crad0k: N OPE
HavenDragon: oh that ding loud
Redbassist: OPE
IanAllenBird: real
Sorator13: facts
PharaohBender27:

Getter404: I heard soap is now a cooldown instead of a consumable, which sounds massive
ghyllnox: Or like, cleaning at all
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
well that explains the ladder
adept_nekomancer: I was just about to say I need the ding sound for cleaning my kitchen.
Crad0k: powerwashing is great fun
NimrodXIV: secrets
UnknownFriday: If only because I'd know when something was clean, yes, absolutely.
Redbassist: A game of inches
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no there's a stage 2
CaptainSpam: Well, if you made them ding AND gave you an unlimited supply of water.
Getter404: It has boss fight phases!
NimrodXIV: unlimited soap!
IanAllenBird: soap is really useful in this one
SaxPython: That's that me, Detergento.
Sorator13: And spraying soap freely into the environment definitely won't cause any problems!
Crad0k: it had uses, but quite specific
Blip2004: you get infinite soap
Getter404: I think it's permanent and on a cooldown from what I've heard
IanAllenBird: it's free and infinite but there's like a cooldown situation
TheNerdWonder: nope, soap is free and infinite and very nice
GhostValv: Soap is a cooldown now
HavenDragon: the soap is much better this game
Crad0k: this time around it's broken, hose with soap, rinse with whatever, boom done
PharaohBender27: Hey chat, is it just me seein the "Something went wrong" for every clip, even though the link works?
adept_nekomancer: I don't know if we've done a "Crossing the Streams" that's taken the concept quite this literally before.
NimrodXIV: @PharaohBender27 not just you
Sorator13: I do like the idea of a restroom that only appears when needed
Laogeodritt: pharaohbender27: your latest link works for me
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PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer Well, other than the other times they've played Powerwash Simulator
Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 I see that as well. Been happening for a few days now.
TheNerdWonder: that sounds like a bad time if you're sitting on it
SymphonySolstice: @PharaohBender27 yeah twitch is having a time with them today
Sarah_Serinde:
@adept_nekomancer Well they've played the first Power Wash Simulator, so yes 
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, the link preview isn't working
Shparky2197: @PharaohBender27 I saw it on desktop, it's not appearing on my phone
IanAllenBird: jkmnhuijokn
Redbassist: I think the dirt on top was too heavy for it
Sorator13: (am on desktop)
jacqui_lantern234:
JORDYNNE YES
BrowneePointz: I mean a bench that doubles as a restroom would honestly be neat. Especially if they don't adorn it with anti-homeless spikes!
Crad0k: JORDYNNE NO
SaxPython:

Metalupis: yes
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
ButButTheJesus:

SaxPython: !clip
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Shparky2197: Sorry, I meant it is dysfunctional on desktop, and working on phone
WiJohn: A game only when paid!
Getter404: What if you were on the bench part when someone came along who, well, took a while?
ContingentCat: Ah ah ah ah stayin' dry
Laogeodritt: oh boy, the inside is going to be... fun to clean, isn't it.
bytecaster: Oh no
NotCainNorAbel: this contract keeps changing
Getter404: NOPE THAT IS NOT DIRT
TheAinMAP:

Redbassist: Trapdoor
iarethel0ser: Well, that's cursed.
SymphonySolstice: bad
Shparky2197: Dat nasty
7gorobei: never poop when angry
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there is not enough soap in teh world for this
ButButTheJesus:

NimrodXIV: what did people do in this bathroom
Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
Sorator13: I don't think $400 per person is enough for this job...
jacqui_lantern234: th-...... thats not dirt
Valkryir:
im eating lunch 
IanAllenBird: green's not a color you particularly want to find in a bathroom
xantos69: Oh yea... simulate that powerwashing.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what if we clean the inside with fire
ghyllnox: Turns out when you only appear when people really have to go, they *really* go
SaxPython:
@PharaohBender27 
maxthefourth: Things are just not powerwash resistant enough
PharaohBender27: Good thing we're wearing full hazmat suits . . .
Sapphic_Shenanigans: You need drains for that!
IanAllenBird: oh noo
GhostValv: D:
Redbassist:
oof
Sorator13: oh dear
Diabore: what do you mean lower changing table game
jacqui_lantern234: oh... oh no
SymphonySolstice: god I wish we had bathroom floor drains in north america
BrowneePointz: it's like appropriation without research is bad!
Sorator13: yeah, it's a window that has dreams of one day being a balcony
ContingentCat: Some people have to learn the hard way
Nigouki: during rain
Mai_Andra:
"That's the neat part!" 
Juliamon: You can't even sit out there
KaleidoscopeMind: it's basically a glorified windowsill
ContingentCat: It's for being able to open the door for air that's it
Shparky2197: @SymphonySolstice Wait, you don't? Aussie here, that sounds wild
EmsLeigh: That is not a balcony that is a sofa removal door
NoxStryx: Sounds like a window with extra step.
Sorator13: @Shparky2197 Most public restrooms do, but home ones generally do not (unless they've installed a Euro-style shower)
WiJohn: I feel like power washing toilet paper would not end well
Diabore: the self cleaning toilets are odd and neat
ghyllnox: Powerwashing toilet paper?
margieargie: That'd just give me nightmares of being in one when it decides to go into a cleaning cycle
Sorator13: @NoxStryx That's exactly what a juliet balcony is, yeah
Fruan: I feel like powerwashing toilet paper should ruin it, but also be abandoned for 20 years should also have ruined it.
A_Dub888: Hi gang, how’s the power washussy?
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wait, did the toilet paper get power washed?
Crad0k: that sounds like it would ruin the carpet...
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 Well, the bench turned into a bathroom, and the bathroom was covered in... substances... so..... horrifying!
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Shurtal: Japan invented Plastic Toilet Paper
EvilBadman: @A_Dub888 How to untype someone's chat
kusinohki: power washing an electric hand dryer seems unwise...
Diabore: maybe youre all vampires
BrowneePointz: @EvilBadman Flowaca
randombillfolds: In Hong Kong, my grandparent's apartment's kitchen doubled as a shower. After a reno, the bathroom was a full-shower room.
ShaneLeeAtk: You are all vampires?
CaptainSpam: MIrror's broken. Not, like, shattered, but...
baltimore_667083: @kusinohki ehh that's the property owner's problem
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm trying not to think about how this bathroom wasn't cleaned for 20 years
James_the_Dabbler: Who is blue and why are they twerking chat
Viewers_Like_You: Vamp-owerwash Simulator
Sorator13: my parents had a separate little room for the bathtub/shower, and another for the toilet, both exiting to a large sink & mirror setup, to minimize the fighting between me and my two brothers in the mornings
PharaohBender27: @randombillfolds A combination kitchen/shower seems . . . problematic
varmintx0: The Order: 1886, great graphics: mirrors didn't work
LordZarano: What do you mean PowerWash Sim doesn't have raytracing?
ContingentCat: When I was in Amsterdam the shower was contained with a curtain and a little ridge on the ground, worked far better than I was concerned about
Vinewood_OG: Bano Severance
CaptainSpam: And the ladder goes ignored!
Sorator13: \o/
underhill33:

KeytarCat: "Convenience station"
PharaohBender27: @varmintx0 Man, haven't thought about that game for a minute. Mostly remember people raking it over the coals for the story/length
Sorator13: @CaptainSpam ladder was just for if the bench popped up before you cleaned the roof, I guess
Dog_of_Myth: So fresh and so clean, clean
Last1031: no wonder it was abandoned it has a camera aimed at the toilet
PharaohBender27: Is that meant to be a movie poster on the urinal building?
TheAinMAP: For a second I was worried the door would close and the room lower back down while everyone was still in it.
Sorator13: "please remember to reintegrate your bathroom into the public convenience network"
PharaohBender27: "Here we woof again"
WiJohn: Some poor empty bladdered fool is going to be sitting on that bench and get absolutely launched
MacbethSeemsSus: I saw the gnome!
Crad0k: right, this is as far as the demo went, so i'm out, have fun all
BrowneePointz: @PharaohBender27 It was an okay story, but yea it was BRUTALLY short. RIDICULOUSLY so for the price
ContingentCat: My cat will appear!
TheAinMAP: Power wash the great outdoors.
MacbethSeemsSus: window on the elft
MacbethSeemsSus: left*
ElektroTal: multiplayer power washing means that the streams being crossed are water?
adept_nekomancer: Instanced gnomes
Sorator13: @ElektroTal And sometimes soap.
Shparky2197: @Crad0k See you, have a good time
SaxPython:

PharaohBender27:

ATrophonian: Oh, dear!
ArdCollider: gnome flight!
Dog_of_Myth:

Redbassist:

iarethel0ser: Use space jump!
Shparky2197: Ian is going to space!
Sorator13: We did not bring Ulysses. Ulysses brought himself.
NimrodXIV: uhhhhh
IanAllenBird: oh yeah there's some prop flying in this sometimes
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Sorator13: Ian has unlocked Gnome Jump
adept_nekomancer: Ulysses is a wizard!
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margieargie: Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
WiJohn: and now Ian must return to his homeworld
ATrophonian:
can leap tall buildings in a single spray!
Darleysam: that seems irresponsible
MacbethSeemsSus: The power of washing compels you!
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Redbassist: Boooo
Dog_of_Myth: Ian
SaxPython:

AugmentingPath:

HadesLeprechaun: many games don't consider picking up physics objects when you're standing on them
Blip2004: if you pick up a scaffold you can climb its ladder without placing it allowing you to hang in the air
kusinohki: i am gnome ann!!
ATrophonian: Is this Gnome Ann's Land?
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WiJohn: Nature is known for being covered in dirt
TheAinMAP:

HadesLeprechaun: this is the biggest camping site I've ever seen for one family
Redbassist: Time to clean nature
kdefinition: camping, where famously no dirt resides
Getter404: Ian, that's Erosion.
TheNerdWonder: no, that's Donkey Kong Bananza
ghyllnox: Lots of nature becomes dirt, eventually
Dog_of_Myth: You can try
adept_nekomancer: Clean the planet down to bedrock!
Despoiler98: we all become dirt eventually
Getter404: Is that before after we all become crab
SaxPython:

Shparky2197:
Heather! 
kusinohki: clean down to bedrock?? so like wash-a-chunk??
NimrodXIV: the round head sucks tbh
IanAllenBird: the surf ace is just kind of a weird different way to do flat surfaces
Weagle: The Swirlforce is actually fully distinct from the other tools
gualdhar: I love feeling the difference in new heads
JosephDeath: As a person who loves to clean in straight lines in this game, the chaos is driving me mildly insane lol
adept_nekomancer: @kusinohki Yeah, except we'll probably find less diamonds in the process.
PharaohBender27:
All the dinging makes me feel like there's an impatient cyclist behind me 
LordZarano: Having accidentilly powerwashed soil when cleaning paving, it instantly forms a channel that directs the spray back at your face
Blip2004: you can also sell stuff if you don't like it
Shparky2197: Yes, was the stump, it won't disintegrate
StageMgrRob: Marshmallow test!
HadesLeprechaun: delayed gratification
nulldeer: marshmellow test?
PharaohBender27: Didn't that whole experiment get discredited?
ghyllnox: It also shows poverty/trauma, so...
Blip2004: that test has fallen out of favor
nulldeer: wasn't also a signal of economic status and food security?
Vinewood_OG: Is that why I can't afford a house?
kdefinition: Probably correlated more with generational wealth than direct impulse control
Alex_Frostfire: Aren't the results of that one kind of disputed? It's a better predictor of their existing economic well-being...
JessieImproved: The kids that ate the marshmallow immediately came from unstable houses.
MacbethSeemsSus: It was more showing development than future personality indicators
singinnonsense: I thought most kids if not all kids took the immediate cookie in that experiment
KeytarCat: Notably flawed study, the results are better explained by socio-economic background
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah if you can't trust that there will be future cookies, you're better off taking what you can now
Gekyouryuu: the thing about that test is, all the kids who took the marshmallow now came from environments where they didn't feel they could trust authority figures to follow through on promises of later rewards. those who waited tended to be upper class kids and such
Shparky2197: @PharaohBender27 It was, but still very present in public mind, unfortunately
Sethalidos: cosmetics are a seperate currency
Metalupis: turns out that experiment had way more to do with food security and class
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the real gamer move is to get 3 other people to do the work for you so you don't need to spend money on any upgrades
iarethel0ser: Rocks deserve to be clean, too.
TheAinMAP: Washing the rocks make them look slick and probably now a slipping hazard.
kusinohki: I somewhat recently bought a usb powered spray bottle. I wasn't expecting power wash pressure, but I was hoping for enough to wash my car, as in rinse off soap. sadly couldn't even do that...
adept_nekomancer: This seems like it would be bad for the telescope
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like I wouldn't risk pointing a powerwasher at a telescope.
CaptainSpam:
Not sure how I feel about cleansing the earth of all its... earth. 
NimrodXIV:
I also did hole by hole 
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fubargames: I feel like powerwashing some of those things feel should make them tip over?
BorgarWithAShotgun: The comments are also the plot, iirc
TheAinMAP:

PharaohBender27: Yep. I'm generally uncomfortable with people in my space when I'm also there.
HadesLeprechaun: I'm sure powerwashing a telescope will not destroy any of the delicate pieces inside
kusinohki: is the telescope pointed at Aquarius??
PharaohBender27:
@HadesLeprechaun 
KenKopin: WoooOooooash me!
Sorator13: reasonable
Voidhawk42: When you think about it, there's very little difference between powerwashing and ghostbusting
DaxStrife: Oh yeah, "Gone Home" really sets itself up as a haunted house or you're going to find your sister dead, and it turns out to just be wholesome.
varmintx0: it's very short, won't take long to go through.
Darleysam: slam the laptop on the ghost
Shparky2197: That poor laptop though
HadesLeprechaun: it's one of the first more sortof well-received 'walking simulators' (a term I don't like)
Sorator13: Yknow, not being able to angrily slam the phone handset down on its cradle is a downside of cell phone advancement that doesn't get talked about enough
ContingentCat: I miss being able to slam down the phone for emphasis
NimrodXIV: just what everyone wanted!
Sorator13: @ContingentCat same hat
Darleysam: oh the one where you sit in a late night living room with spooky things happening in the periphery
NoxStryx: Have any of you played clickholding?
BorgarWithAShotgun: @Darleysam That sounds like an animated screensaver, tbh
ghyllnox: Earbuds in phone hooked to Discord, headphones connected to game on PC
maxthefourth: USB phone handset that ends the call when you slam it on a table
Darleysam: @BorgarWithAShotgun Could also be? I definitely remember it as a VR game though
HadesLeprechaun: surely career magicians wouldn't know how to effectively mess with people
PharaohBender27:

Saintnex: ohhh noooo
KaleidoscopeMind: oh
James_the_Dabbler: Oh no
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO D:
ContingentCat: Oh noooo
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
josh___something: Oh nooooooo
adept_nekomancer: uh-oh
ghyllnox:

KeytarCat: I never could, sooo
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Azralorne: Omg Jordynne
ContingentCat: I made the mistake of snooping on my teenaged bothers computer and yeah
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PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Hoo boy
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat why? why would you do that? its a teen boy they only have one thing in the braincells
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farley_f: there is a menu that shows you all the stuff you need to clean
DaxStrife: It's a running gag that nobody in this town/county never gets your name right.
loufghyslaufey: Sup, Paul?.
Saintnex: kitty!
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 Because I was the younger sister and nosey, I never have again
PharaohBender27:
WASHED IN THE U.S.A. 
HadesLeprechaun: needs more bodega cats
The_Voices: where is bubles?
ANeMzero: They are the mayor's cats, whom we stole.
TheAinMAP: Only had the three cat models I take it.
TheNerdWonder: you can't spray the kitties
loufghyslaufey: But Wheeler is not a kitty... that we know of.
MacbethSeemsSus: @TheAinMAP The Three Cat Problem
The_Voices: @ANeMzero only one was the last mayor's cat
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GhostValv:

NimrodXIV: see? good thing it didn't open
adept_nekomancer: That's why there was no inside
Shparky2197: Oh that C could have been bad
loufghyslaufey: You nigh woke a bear?
TheDevil_Risen:
heya Paul and LRR fam 
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks again for singing the song I requested 
Sethalidos: Ian?
Getter404: Legally I have to say no.
ghyllnox: There were "Goldilocks and the three bears" themes in the texts, and if the people were human, then Goldilocks would be...
betweenmyself: got a real UU (undisclosed ursine) situation on our hands
thavleifrim: sometimes its hard to tell if ian is serious or not
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Getter404: The aurora borealis?!
PharaohBender27: At least based on the current image, that doesn't really look Art Deco
theevermist: It's the RE7 family
raulghoulia: is Power Wash Simulator a supernatural noir thriller?
Sethalidos: @Getter404 nope
Shparky2197: I'm sure that's fine
NimrodXIV: it's fiiiiine
ghyllnox: I'm sure that's fine
GhostValv:
it's fine 
JessieImproved: it's the bifrost
Nigouki: life stream thicc wet?
Shparky2197:

Getter404: Is this one of them there Colours Out Of Space
iarethel0ser: Nyancat!
adept_nekomancer: Probably not a terrifying death beam, it's fine.
TheDevil_Risen:

thavleifrim: Its a thing from the first game
The_Voices: thats what keeps the volcano asleep
MacbethSeemsSus: Thor, you forgot to turn off the Bifrost
HadesLeprechaun: it's an art deco installation, clearly
Xed_Regulus: @JessieImproved That's my first idea
LeeshaJoy: Are we on another planet? One with rings?
Shurtal: hehe, duty
ContingentCat: Hehe dute
ContingentCat: *duty
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Shurtal: @ContingentCat *spiderman point*
kusinohki: for cleaning medium duty??
TheNerdWonder: the big statue from the first game, iirc
ContingentCat: @Shurtal Lol one braincell
PharaohBender27: OK, the window patterns are making me more accept this as Art Deco.
TheDevil_Risen: Im a fan of Power washer Techno
Shparky2197: That sounds like a Dadfeels bit
Laogeodritt: Write it in cleanness XD
KenKopin: Get a template that is your buisness card and wash that
HadesLeprechaun: this game is gonna get so many people to try powerwashing everything, and they will start stripping paint from their doors and breaking outdoor light fixtures
Sorator13: That would make me go and rent my own power washer to spite you
gualdhar: power wash the company phone number in their driveway
ANeMzero: I believe the Canadian version of that song is Francois' 5080cm TV.
UnknownFriday: For me, it was a business card stuck in my doorframe with prices to wash my house and driveway written on the back of it.
MacbethSeemsSus: The beam knows allllllll
thavleifrim: yes
TheDevil_Risen:
Distracted Karen! 
adept_nekomancer: Beam was in the first power wash sim, yes
Sethalidos: beam from the statue
theevermist: The Beam is there to help
TheNerdWonder: yeah, the big blue statue
Xed_Regulus: Never trust suthority figures
TheDevil_Risen:
Beam 
KaleidoscopeMind: lore? in my relaxing simulation game?
ANeMzero: You can kinda just ignore the plot right up until the point where you literally save the world.
kusinohki: this was starting to sound like the power wash version of "lawn care youtube guy"...
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thavleifrim: the pyramid is beaming that thing at the volcano to stop it erupting, the mayor was covering up illegal mining which destabilized the volcano
A_Dub888: isn’t that how the new DOOM games started?
Shparky2197: Listening to Heather ... wut?
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adept_nekomancer: Just cut out the middleman and powerwash the volcano?
The_Voices: it is
Laogeodritt: I... okay, that plot escalated *way* more than it has any right to, for a game called Power Wash Simulator. XD
ANeMzero: That is the volcano stopping beam
The_Voices: that is the beam
Malkmaven1176: Yes, that is the beam from the first game
HadesLeprechaun: I don't like "lore" as a hook in most games, but they're fun in otherwise meditative simple games like these simulators
NimrodXIV: the lore is kinda wild, and not required to follow to enjoy the game
ANeMzero: I annoyed a friend by describing Powerwash Sim as a SquareEnix game but like... you show up in town, uncover a conspiracy involving a corrupt politician, get involved with time travellers and save the world. It could be a final fantasy
kusinohki: a clean time machine is more fuel efficient than a dirty one
MacbethSeemsSus: Which means conventions are time locked
TheDevil_Risen: Alexander Power Washing When?
Laogeodritt: if there's anything I've learnt from aviation, dirt (or ice, or wasps) can *really* ruin your sensor readings.
BorgarWithAShotgun: @kusinohki Cleaning a time machine was a plot point in Dragon ball
Marvoleath: The beam is gone?! D:
Shurtal: sometimes you just NEED things to be straightforward
Getter404: Oh hey, it WAS the Volcano Beam
TheDevil_Risen:
haha pull the other leg Jordynne 
Viewers_Like_You: Turns out the past isn't actually as unsanitary as history depicts it, it's just that the passage of time makes things dirty, and time machines pick up temporal grime at an exponential rate
A_Dub888: wait, is Xehanort a politician?
WiJohn: & then in the end you have to power-wash god!
Dread_Pirate_Westley:

Shparky2197: Ummm. No beam is worsr
adept_nekomancer: This is how you die in a volcano
PharaohBender27:

ContingentCat:

DaxStrife:

MacbethSeemsSus:

A_Dub888: should we call the Doom Marine?
ANeMzero: "It's fine mother, it's just the northern lights"
TheDevil_Risen:

Shurtal: is Powerwash Simulator secretly Lovecraftian horror? I don't know the answer to this, no one answer me one way or the other
The_Voices:

TheNerdWonder: they wanted to do a level creator, but the creation of the initial muck was too tricky to make user-definable
7gorobei: beam gets a 15 coffee break per temporal code
trainpants: worried about change
red_shoes_jeff: Was that not the Anti-Volcano Beam?
Shurtal: are you an outside in cleaner? inside out cleaner? grid based? The kind that draws peni on every available surface?
PharaohBender27:

TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
fubargames: The hidden traitor mechanic
Laogeodritt: "greatest announcement in the history of our country" Well that's a lofty claim.
HadesLeprechaun: Kathleen did not have a great time in that one Powerwash stream, lol
Getter404: Superliminal advertising
Shparky2197: Imma have to nap, catch you later, chat!
BorgarWithAShotgun: "Jenna yells at me every morning. I hate Jenna. Jenna did not yell at me this morning. Is Jenna okay?"
kusinohki: hidden traitor? so someone's "washer" is actually putting dirt back on??
DaxStrife: Plus low-traffic areas mean people can stop and actually see it.\
PharaohBender27:

goatprince: chat it's time. flood jordynne with compliments. avenge me
ghyllnox: Until everyone thinks that, and then your billboard turns over too quickly
Kragaar: worth every penny
ghyllnox: lmao
A_Dub888: @kusinohki quick, call an emergency meeting!
TheDevil_Risen: hehe tc Matt
kusinohki: "get in the zorb hole and die!" - meaghan's billboard idea from DB express
magical_writer: How much would it take for you to buy an add on that billboard saying how nice your grandparents are.
PharaohBender27: OK, so no fall damage in this game
TheNerdWonder: congrats, you're a bean!
Valkryir: capsule collider my beloved
ANeMzero: default unreal collision pill!
josh___something: Capsule!
HadesLeprechaun: pillbox!
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, that's a capsule collider.
Its_VeeBot: Hello capsule collider
bbblehh: ah yes the good ole capsule
7gorobei: capsule jin
iarethel0ser: Amongus
Kragaar: missed a spot
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Built different
Nigouki: game literally unplayable
Cptasparagus: you can't just point out a lady's hitbox like that
NoxStryx: That is a classic capsule collider
Getter404: This has theological implications for this game's universe
KaleidoscopeMind: what if that is the outline of the person and the body we see is just an illusion
theevermist: Turns out this game is in the Among Us universe
Getter404: Yes
NapalmSideburns: It'll be back for BeamNg+
thavleifrim: there was one around 30%
singinnonsense: I for one welcome our new volcano overlord
kusinohki: let's beam friends
A_Dub888:

Getter404: There were texts, yes.
red_shoes_jeff: There was a message about it.
TheNerdWonder: if you hit Escape, you can bring up the in-game chat log with lore
Viewers_Like_You: Rosebud's the sled
LordZarano: There was a message yes
adept_nekomancer: Oh, you'll get plot, it just won't be relevant.
Laogeodritt meows at Heather

KadmosTech:

EmsLeigh: We do love you Heather
PharaohBender27:

TheDevil_Risen:
Ian 
Azralorne: I love you Heather! 😂💜
margieargie: You can even get advice from chat! (go left)
jacqui_lantern234:
HEATHER IM RIGHT HERE 
goatprince: heather jordynne bullied me earlier with compliments. it's not fair
DaxStrife: Ooh, add that to the quote database.
WiJohn:
the clap! 
A_Dub888: Meanwhile on social media: “Beam gone, WTF???”
ContingentCat: You'll get different plot from chat
EvilBadman: Do what now
KadmosTech: Chat opinion: that's definitely infected
Driosenth: It's not YOUR problem
loufghyslaufey: I have a mixed read of the stream abruptly acknowledging chat.
jacqui_lantern234:
theres video evidence of me loving heather ON LRR's YOUTUBE 
NimrodXIV: Paul no leave the birds alone
A_Dub888: @KadmosTech “Larry, you say everything is infected!”
adept_nekomancer: Paul here powerwashing birds out of existence...
TheNerdWonder: and if we're wrong, it won't matter to you anymore!
Viewers_Like_You: Breaking News! Nothing wrong with the volcano in particular, no reason to panic about an imminent volcano eruption that isn't going to happen
MacbethSeemsSus: As birds do Paul
TheDevil_Risen:
Birds are not real 
IanAllenBird: that's how birds usually operate
red_shoes_jeff: Paul's washing birds out of the sky! Birds AREN'T real!
KadmosTech: Birds have never existed
TheDevil_Risen:

loufghyslaufey: Kittens! There may be exploding kittens! Nobody seems to know as to "Why?"
TheNerdWonder: that said, there are a number of volcanoes actively erupting right now
thavleifrim: just a classic phase crow
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just arrived, who has been declared "splash captain" of this stream?
NapalmSideburns: Wait a second, these aren't birds! They're shaders!
kusinohki: birds turn into Ws when they get too far away...
TheDevil_Risen: Have they found the kittens?
SaxPython: The Eastern Drawdistance Warbler
Laogeodritt: Always fascinating seeing the video game abstractions break down when you pay attention to something you're not supposed to pay attention to.
Marvoleath: *hits birds with high pressure water stream* - "So I'm noticing birds fade out of existence..." D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hear a Jordynne, Ian, Heather, and possibly a Kathleen in addition to the rare treat of Paul on screen during CTS!
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TheNerdWonder: Ambiance!
red_shoes_jeff: Is that a giant trilobite on the side of the house? Are we cleaning the Heterodyne's summer home?
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig No Kathleen. Paul is the fourth member.
DaxStrife: Co-op games just devolve into a session of everyone spraying everything and screaming "UNCLEAN!"
WiJohn: also birds
KadmosTech: Leaf Washing DLC
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I assume it must have been Heather I was hearing
asddsa28: there is one
Metalupis: it exists
Sethalidos: Ian. that's already a thing
Cptasparagus: That just came out recently
neisan2112: That already exists. Its a clicker game
Marvoleath: @DaxStrife that's extra funny with the WH40k DLC from the first game
neisan2112: I have several 100 hours in it
LeeshaJoy: there is an indie leaf-cleaning simulator but it's a 2D platformer from like a decade ago
Azralorne: There's actually already a leaf blower simulator 😂
eshplode: My neighbour's grandmother growing up used to sweep the tree. Why isn't that a video game yet?
Its_VeeBot: Splatoon.
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adept_nekomancer: Eventually we'll just have "Yardwork Simulator" from that Simpson's episode back in the 90's.
LordZarano: Leaf blowing: power washing but with air
ANeMzero: Unfinished Swan
Uniclonus: There's a game called Leaf It Alone that's almost leaf blower simulator
thavleifrim: Splatoon crossover
Thefluffiestguineapig: @eshplode Do you mean sweep the trunk? Or else I'm confused
RustZenith: You are just explaining Splatoon Paul lol
EvilBadman: There's at least two leaf blowing games on steam
kusinohki: competitive leaf blowing. 2 neighbor yards have 10 min to get as many leaves into the other's yard...
ANeMzero: From the same studio as What Remains of Edith Finch and... semi connected to it.
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen:

Azralorne: Wholesome Games produced a leaf blower simulator game that I think released earlier this year
terribleplan: Power Wash Sim x Splatoon DLC when?
NoxStryx: Unhinged Mallard?
ReverseCreations: I would play a competitive power wash sim where 1 team grimes is the other team cleans up
KadmosTech: JORDYNNE
Laogeodritt: Paul: Untitled goose, unfinished swan. Ian: That's one of my favourite wǔshù movies!
red_shoes_jeff: The Potential Duck.
ContingentCat: Next we need the indecisive duck game
lastspartan607: duck hunt
RustZenith: lots of fowl jokes today
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DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! The Merman's Gems!
ANeMzero: Using Ink to define a blank canvas world was only really the first act of The Unfinished Swan, the world became somewhat more finished in later acts.
eshplode: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe it was to knock the loose leaves down? I don't think anyone knew why she did it except her lol
kusinohki: have to prepare the level for the next competition
TheNerdWonder: i thought the merman statue unlocked the temple
PharaohBender27:

EvilBadman: @ContingentCat That's when Serge played Duck Game
TheDevil_Risen: Power washer emergent gameplay
LeeshaJoy: Dustforce! That's the game I was thinking of.
Zerragonoss: Do no not use a powerwasher on the mermans faimly jewls.
ANeMzero: There is also a conspiracy board in the office in Powerwash 2 that summarizes the nonsense of 1.
MacbethSeemsSus: Paul “true gamer” Saunders
kusinohki: "ending to power wash sim explained!"
Juliamon: You don't HAVE to read the other stuff. You just do it because you want to.
terribleplan: Destiny 2, the game where they've removed a bunch of content so you _can't_ get it through gameplay?
NapalmSideburns: And Nier 3, the direct follow-up to Nier Automata being a shut down Mobile Gacha game
NapalmSideburns: More physics interactions with the water
Juliamon: Sequels sell better than DLC
KaleidoscopeMind: you can pet cats
Viewers_Like_You: It adds several new money to the devs
thavleifrim: I think it mainly exists to get out of the publishing deal with square enix
jpost042: cats are worth an upgrade
Marvoleath: They advertised is as "more vertical"
ANeMzero: I don't think there is a computer with enough power to do accurate, raytraced refractions to the point you'd get accurate rainbows. Would be much easier to just fake it.
ContingentCat: Cats are a big upgrade
TheNerdWonder: iirc, they were initially just creating more levels, and then they realized they had enough to make a sequel worth doing
DaxStrife: What engine did "Garf Kart" run on?
ContingentCat: That's Merv!
PharaohBender27: For games like the Elder Scrolls or Fallout series, I would regularly check the wiki to be all "OK if I go into this area, is it going to be a whole story thing?"
fubargames: Ray-tracing would *also* help with getting another player's outline power washed into the wall behind them.
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
nyoomgoom: that's so true
kusinohki: GpurrU??
PharaohBender27:

Laogeodritt: People keep misusing cat on Linux/Unix, though. D=
NapalmSideburns: Cats and tails!
Sethalidos: *sigh* Ian
TheDevil_Risen: Ian did you see the easter egg in the Birbs I sent in for you?
omdorastrix: CUPS - Cat-Unix-Petting-System?
ANeMzero: Jordynne just off in the corner petting cats
SaxPython:

TheDevil_Risen:
@omdorastrix 
thavleifrim: It too me about 35 hours to solo the current content of this one
ReverseCreations: I have also heard this game is fun to play while stoned <_<
EvilBadman: Is this not vampire survivors?
LeeshaJoy: I prefer to play Picross games while listening to stuff
ANeMzero: There is a point where you've unlocked enough broken combos you can just decide to never lose in Vampire Survivors.
TheDevil_Risen: o7 LRRMans
neisan2112: Oh I thought Ian meant actually driving around in circles
VorlonScout:
Your pit crew and spotter would get very annoyed, probably. 
UnknownFriday: Too much radio chatter.
Alex_Frostfire: I think you want to have your full focus on the road if you're racing in real life...
TheNerdWonder: soft jazz
SaxPython: Pit at the next Purple Mattress ad
Easilycrazyhat: Just chilling to some NPR
PharaohBender27: Yeah I thought Ian was referencing forklifting in Shenmue
Sethalidos: Ian, no?
DaxStrife: "That building is caked-up!" - Ian.
Viewers_Like_You: That grime up there is THICK
Laogeodritt: Paul: "... did you say the building is cake?"
Juliamon: it's a brick shithouse
Driosenth: You can do BOTH
ContingentCat:
We won't kinkshame 
Its_VeeBot: It's over anakin
NapalmSideburns: Just slamming straight Carl Sagan while Nascar'ing in an oblong
ANeMzero: I feel like with both a telescope and theodolite you probably don't want to power wash the lenses.
Getter404: e v e r y w h e r e
Sethalidos: IAN!
Sarah_Serinde:
Yeah same Jordynne, I'm so used to all the EST times it always throws me off when I visit 
Sarah_Serinde: Also all the streams end so early in the evening
Laogeodritt: My brain is making its way back to EST post-Bus so I just don't have a sense of time right now XD
Sethalidos: Use soap on windows it helps so much
Sarah_Serinde: Crime Scene Cleaner is good
Getter404: I mean there WAS just a theft
DaxStrife: There's an option to extend how quickly the "grime view" fades away, it's just 1 second by default.
ANeMzero: given we have taken jobs from the corrupt mayor we have probably cleaned a crime scene.
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Getter404: What if the gnome was within The Beam
KadmosTech:
@HadesLeprechaun 
Nigouki: currently gnominating
Sarah_Serinde: Oh noooo
Shparky2197: Hello again, was partway through nap, and then I hear a call for help to move plant pots out of the wind. Weather is fun
Texan_Reverend: Chat, have we tested the look mode where the sprayer moves more independently of the camera? It's a bit easier to watch, but having just arrived, I don't want to suggest it if a decision was already made.
Shparky2197: Kitteh!
omdorastrix: OW!
Shparky2197: @Texan_Reverend It has been used, yes
Sethalidos: bad jokes?
omdorastrix: That pun.
KadmosTech: gNOme
Cptasparagus: from up there can you keep an eye on your employees to make sure they're not unionizing?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wherefore art thou gnome?
ANeMzero: the gnome disappeared with the beam
KaleidoscopeMind: maybe all the gnomes got eaten by cats
asddsa28: i think it did
EvilBadman: This chat is less rapid than buschat, and thus disorienting
Laogeodritt: but what if this household uses KDE, not GNOME?
margieargie: The last one was behind a barrier, maybe this one's in the building or something
KadmosTech: @Laogeodritt ba dum tss
Shparky2197: @EvilBadman Are we too calm for you, Peej?
Texan_Reverend: @shparky2197 Did we decide to stick with this view instead, or was it not commented on?
7gorobei: is the gnome on one of the other houses?
eid010n: gnome might be in a neighbours garden
Shparky2197: I think it's not really been commented on, just tried and moved on
asddsa28: it was in the back with the chairs at the start when i played
Getter404: What if... sniper washer
Marvoleath:
The gnome is always behind you 
Texan_Reverend: @shparky2197 Ok, thanks
asddsa28: is it in the bushs
A_Dub888: chat, if any of y’all were birds you’d say so right?
SilverHalcyon: according to thegamer, there is no gnome in this level
stnrwzrd: is it in one of the trees? hidden in the foliage?
MacbethSeemsSus: Blasphemy!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's gnomewhere to be found
A_Dub888: The real gnome was the friends we made along the way
Viewers_Like_You: Gnome Donor Account
WiJohn: Gnome such number
OldUncleDan: Gnome... Gnome on the Range.
Shparky2197: I'm sure the beam no being there anymore is just fine
Marvoleath: The Sponge!
KadmosTech: oooh I have one of those (IRL). 10/10
KadmosTech: would recommend
thavleifrim: surface cleaner is great for floors but really buggy on walls
Marvoleath: I heard good things about the sponge
GhostValv: honestly the surface cleaner with extensions is fantastic
PharaohBender27:

TheNerdWonder: floors, ceilings, and other large flat areas
Shparky2197: !break
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PharaohBender27: I should see if this track is on Bradley Raines' Bandcamp
TheDevil_Risen: hehehe Squats!
Shparky2197: Hello again. It too warm here, coming into summer in Aus
goatprince: dog car,,,,,
Fruan: F L A T
margieargie: Speccing into flat
KeytarCat: Oh, hello Shparky!
stevestein: @Shparky2197 Plz send heat to Canada kthxbai
Laogeodritt: I... have concerns.
Mangledpixel: part of me automatically looked for the overlay controls to increment the squats counter
margieargie: Oh, is this one of those combined county-city governments?
LeeshaJoy: Bah, they're not the Aldersman
Cptasparagus: organization XIII??!?
Getter404: Jimothy Jilickers
KeytarCat: Pertaining to being sublime?
PharaohBender27:
@Mangledpixel 
Shparky2197: @KeytarCat Hello. I will jump on Discord again at some point soon
7gorobei: going down
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha Jordynne
Shparky2197: @stevestein I would gladly
KeytarCat:
don't rush for me 
fox_moldy: Rappelling.
RelwinEJ: Otaku Jeff Otakuson Jefferson
ContingentCat: Is wasailing what waluigi does?
Shparky2197: @KeytarCat Yeah brain go aaaaaaaaa sometimes, yay social anxiety
Shparky2197: I will be fine
PharaohBender27: Well *that's* a surface Ian could clean
ArdCollider: the big round surface washer works best if you crouch over it and creep forward, and has the physics of a PUBG 1.0 Dacia.
TheNerdWonder: there's a ladder on the main pylon
TheNerdWonder: you should be able to attach it. Ppl may need to get out of the way tho
NimrodXIV: it's a little janky
Alex_Frostfire: That is one gangster peacock.
TheNerdWonder: the scaffolding MAY be interfering
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TheNerdWonder: or the hatch
tanshala: only goes on the big sides and only if people aren't there
KeytarCat: Wassail, pronounced like Waffle
Shparky2197: I am also good at, "I have a thing, where should I put the thing? Panic!"
Simonark: It should highlight a whole face of the billboard.
KaleidoscopeMind: billboard is LIT
SaxPython: Its lit fam
PharaohBender27:

thavleifrim: maybe try put it on the other side
margieargie: Moved extremely off the top
SaxPython:
@KaleidoscopeMind 
Shparky2197: Bye Ian!
CeridwenCoeur: I think you need to close the hatch to place it down
TheNerdWonder: that's my thought too
KaleidoscopeMind: @SaxPython one braincell!
neisan2112: Probably has to go on the ground to drop it
NimrodXIV: I had to reload this level because the lifter got stuck
Fruan: The lifter's parasocial relationship with Jordynne is sooo toxic rn
TheNerdWonder: there's another level where it comes in handy if they can't get it to work here
tanshala: yeah you may have to reload to get jordynne unstuck
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TheNerdWonder: I think the hatch is blocking one side and the scaffolding is blocking the other
MacbethSeemsSus: the absail’s needy
TheNerdWonder: should be able to attach it to the back now
NimrodXIV: front or back of the billboard
thavleifrim: I don't know how the multiplayer works but might be worth leaving and rejoining if thats an option
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asddsa28: so this lv and that thing was an ishue for me as well
MacbethSeemsSus: I love that Heather’s been quietly cleaning this entire time
PharaohBender27: Welp
thesurfaceofthemoon: Found some redit posts talking about having problems setting down or placing the abseiling tool.
thesurfaceofthemoon:
No fix found 
MacbethSeemsSus: Booth fyi
TheNerdWonder: this is not the only level where a piece of your equipment is less than useful
EvilBadman: Still on booth
prince_infidel: Paul face
SaxPython:

tanshala: who likes to party1?
Shparky2197: Cori's Vengabus is coming!
LordZarano: !venga
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PharaohBender27: "D
PharaohBender27:

TheAinMAP: !venga
Juliamon: Help! Someone! It's coming!
Shparky2197: Yeah, watching it is so good
margieargie: "The Vengabus is coming! Somebody do something!"
tanshala: have you all tried soap?
KaleidoscopeMind: "the streamer? he calls me stinky all the time"
WiJohn: They can never know it's me...
margieargie: Famous Broody Paladin James Turner
SaxPython: #GetABetterImagination
NimrodXIV: lmao
MacbethSeemsSus: Tell me more of this “soap” you speak of
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, the serious and brooding warrior-philosopher that is James "I fell in a hole" Turner
Pharmacistjudge: soap dot io
RelwinEJ: Dirt Souls
BrindleBoar: @Viewers_Like_You warrior-fallosopher
Pharmacistjudge: dove sensitive skin
OldUncleDan:
My favorite back in the day was "Guiding Light." 
Juliamon: Dove Sensitive here
Cptasparagus: CeraVE is great for my nitrile allergy (work in a lab)
Khalahd: Kai's Photo Soap
lirazel64: Lush does nice soap...
tanshala: did ian get the floor cleaner?
Juliamon: Lush's soap has gone way downhill
Pharmacistjudge: cetaphil is uber gentle to the point that it's not a very good soap
Juliamon: they don't cure it
comrade_cards: Zout is an incredible stain remover for clothing
tehfewl: i like a good oatmeal soap
tanshala: you can also close the hatch to clean the top
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Pharmacistjudge: cerave tends to be a good grocery store level formulations
Pharmacistjudge: If i had to recomend something at your average american pharmacy, you can't really go wrong with cerave
KadmosTech:

MacbethSeemsSus: The way is shut
Juliamon: my mom *SOMEHOW* had a reaction to Cerave
KeytarCat: I like the soap my mom gets from one of her running friends bc it's local and Black-owned
tanshala: nobody doesn't like Cerave
OldUncleDan:
My mom's favorite soap was "As the World Turns." 
Viewers_Like_You: So great soap to ask for if you're in prison
EvilBadman: Washed out by Big Soap
TheDevil_Risen: oof
Metalupis: ive used cerav moisturizer after a few tattoos, has worked well
asddsa28: im for a handmade bar of soap for handwashing
Alex_Frostfire: I was hearing serebii and wondering why we were talking about Pokémon fansites all of a sudden...
KadmosTech:
@tanshala 
Pharmacistjudge: that's surprising cetaphil tends to be very gentle...but honestly cetaphil probably left too much makeup on your skin
tehfewl: was it at least their youtube tutorial?
thavleifrim: I sat through 2 hour lectures in uni that did a worse job explaining a topic than a 10 minute youtube video honestly
Shparky2197: I should make soap, it sounds like something I'd be into
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's practically the plot of Fall
Juliamon: Soapmaking does seem like a lot of fun, especially if you get into embeds
Mr_Horrible: I gotchu Jordynne
Mr_Horrible: girl power (via climbing axes)
KeytarCat: Oh, the other stairs are the right height for the lamps
Pharmacistjudge: anyone remember the descent space shooter game?
Getter404: And then he followed it up with "What if Scotland was just Mad Max but also knights"
MacbethSeemsSus: Physics: eh, close enough
tanshala: the ladder is more of a suggestion
neisan2112: It seems like that's been a thing here. That happened to paul earlier
TheNerdWonder: not on that level
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tanshala: i always missed the bottom of the bottom step of those side things
TheNerdWonder: supposed to use the absail or the ladders on the sides
Mr_Horrible: just picking up and moving the entire scaffolding is very funny
Shparky2197: And looking at how far you could theoretically place it is trippy
saucemaster5000: how else do you move scaffolding?
KadmosTech: IAN
NotCainNorAbel: IAN
Shparky2197: Ian, why?
MacbethSeemsSus: *cough*
ContingentCat: Sir!
Getter404: !sir
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Shparky2197: !sir
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tanshala: thats a scam you don't pay for the undercarriage wash!
Juliamon: speaking of, make sure to check out the qdb to see all the things that were added last week
LathosTiran: !qbd
LathosTiran: !qdb
wedge_x: laser cleaner simulator
7gorobei: dry ice rust remover
MacbethSeemsSus: The rust sucks
margieargie: Something about this billboard is giving Nsburg vibes to me
TheAinMAP:

Shparky2197: @margieargie I feel like it would be more defaced by the general the the town's feel towards each other in that universe
Shparky2197: General ire*
tanshala: dance party
KeytarCat: That's how the cheapest H-Games work!
TheNerdWonder: you took his cat
MacbethSeemsSus: He’s the mayor
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OldUncleDan: Ooooh! I could go for some beef!
Getter404: Is he the son of Volcano Guy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdWonder Or does he think we took his cat?
loufghyslaufey: Mayor antagonist confirmed!?
Shparky2197: Of course it is, that's amazing
Simonark: He’s Dick Thurpston III, essentially
frank_the_great: Surprisingly small desert
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you have to quote scripture before using it?
TheNerdWonder: @Thefluffiestguineapig he certainly believes it to be true, and some other lore in a later level seems to confirm it
Sethalidos: sawe the gnome
Sethalidos: picnic table by van
Fruan: Who powerwashes the powerwasher?
margieargie: Washer, clean thyself
VorlonScout: I like to imagine that your home is an absolute *mess*, and that you never clean it.
Marvoleath: You need another, smaller power-washer to clean your equipment
Thefluffiestguineapig: And Teflon absolutely means we have massive health issues
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdWonder So that means we stole all the cats in the previous game or just his?
KeytarCat: Those are ears, omg
LordZarano: Oh hey it's that car that was on the advert on the toilet!
DaxStrife: Sounds better than the new Air Bud movie.
Shparky2197: This is totally fine car, nothing wrong at all
tanshala: those aren't strong enough
Shparky2197: Also, cat being comfortable near sprinkler seems off
SaxPython:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Define "unruly" because puppies are by their very nature unruly, but there are certain dogs that absolutely transcend that
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's a reference to Christine
KeytarCat: CARTAGNAN
Cptasparagus: yes, one just came by my street hired by the city after the birds migrated and stopped coating the sidewalk in poop
OldUncleDan: Every Farmer I knew had a old beat up but super reliable power washer.
tanshala: they do outside walls and walkways
Uniclonus: So many dings
ContingentCat: There's bound to be some specialists
miniMacGuru: Some also do gutters
LurkerSpine: I don't think it's an SF2 reference, because it's not a toyota and it's not dirtier on one side
Vinewood_OG: Infinite money glitch
Morrigan9: cost of paint < removal... step 3????
saintguard: Graffiti is in the hands of Big Powerwasher
ContingentCat: I saw someone did graffiti by power washing dirty walls to force the city to clean the rest
trainpants: would a dog car chase itself?
TheDevil_Risen: oh so that's where you refill the soap
frank_the_great: You have to believe
Shparky2197: @trainpants It would probably chase it's own tire tracks
TheAinMAP: Buddy comedy movie: Gnome and the Dog Car.
Uniclonus: Hexagonal stop sign? Weird
ContingentCat: If you're deemed worthy of the gnome
SnackPak_: so weird
Morrigan9: metric stops
ContingentCat: Oh no it's so wrong
MacbethSeemsSus: Those two sides are expensive
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Gnomebody knows, the trouble I seen.../~
butt_ghost: no
Shparky2197: Because of course Quebec
ghizmou: uh no, our stop signs are octogonal too
Laogeodritt: Nope, definitely not. Octogonal ARRÊT signs here.
0x6772: No, Quebecois are octagons, and do say "ARRET".
Marvoleath: Stop signs are the same around the world, so you can tell them when they are covered in snow
Shparky2197: Ahh, glad it's not true
ContingentCat: Nope, they're French but still octagons
Marvoleath: also, the devs are British, I believe?
frank_the_great: Looking at stop signs around the globe, they're almost always an octagon, with some being triangles
eid010n: Octagonal stop signs are an international standard for safety reasons
DoodlestheGreat: Pretty sure certain signs are always the same shape by international agreement
LordZarano: Stop signs are like the 1 thing in street signage that's the same all over the world
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because it helps prevent issues
tanshala: hey they are in a cartoon world
omdorastrix: Apparently Red Hexagons are also recognizable
LeeshaJoy: Is it like how you're not supposed to put a red cross on medical stuff in video games because the Red Cross doesn't like it?
EmsLeigh: Is it a red cross situation? As in They are not allowed to?
frank_the_great: "This might be copywritten, change it up"
Uniclonus: Might just be a sign to show the in-game world is just weird
ContingentCat: Just a sign we're in a slightly different universe
matthaus_c: The Stop Sign Council
saucemaster5000: It happened because of the powerwash time traveling
LurkerSpine: apparently Rwanda has hexagonal stop signs?
underhill33: They appear to be hexagonal in Bhutan
Laogeodritt: Apparently stop signs are hexagonal in Rwanda?
Laogeodritt: oops, lurkerspine beat me to it
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) So, anything notable happen in the last 20 minutes?
Viewers_Like_You: Interpol's traffic division will come after you if you put octagonal signs in your game, they're serious business
Metalupis: the red cross thing is an international law/agreement thing
Shparky2197: Red Cross is like, hey, maybe don't do war crimes with our logo
frank_the_great: I remember when The Last of Us used the train map, and the map creator threatened to sue
EmsLeigh: And the patch notes include "No longer against the geneva convention
mwlsn: oh hey Paul and crew!
DoodlestheGreat: The Teapot Dome.
frameshifty: so fresh, so clean
TheAinMAP: Time for tea!
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PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat Man, remember when people in the U.S. actually cared about government corruption?
brunothepig: Then you can do an irl powerwash stream!
Vinewood_OG: There went the tarp budget!!!
WiJohn: Will the tarp budget cover that?
Sogheim: *blue* clay?
TheNerdWonder: there are many gnomes on this level
The_Voices: there is more then that
PharaohBender27: Ghost gnome?
TheDevil_Risen: Pauls just like .. i don't think the tarp budget will cover that
EmsLeigh: This is where all the gnomes were hiding
frank_the_great: That looks like where you're supposed to place it
Uniclonus: They're coming out of the goddamn walls
Shparky2197: @PharaohBender27 Ha ha ha ... Ha (sweat drops)
TheDevil_Risen:
flying Gnome 
tanshala: oh no
butt_ghost: I'd pay top dollar to watch a LoadingReadyLive simply titled "We bought a power washer!"
NimrodXIV: uh bug report
TheAinMAP: Whee!
margieargie: Oh, I think I saw this on W+P one time, but that was a map
PharaohBender27:
Also pretty sure the tarp budget got spent with that LRL bit with Adam 
butt_ghost: feature not bug
Nigouki: help can not reach you...IN SPACE
TheNerdWonder: ah, I've seen this in Half-Life
TheDevil_Risen:
they are magical Gnomes 
eshplode: New tech: gnome boosting
MacbethSeemsSus: Gnome working as intended
fox_moldy: New equipment unlocked.
Shparky2197: Yeah, I remember doing to the sort of flying like this in Gmod back in the day
Uniclonus: Maybe it's a debugging tool they accidentally left enabled?
Omnipotrevor: pulling yourself up by your gnome's bootstraps
Marvoleath: Spoiler: there is an achievement with Gnomes in this level
frank_the_great: who up holding they gnome
butt_ghost: [many months ago at dev offices] FUCK THE GNOME PHYSICS WE GOTTA SHIP THIS GAME NOW
DoodlestheGreat: "It puts the gnome on the ground or else it gets the hose again."
MacbethSeemsSus: The gnome has taken control
Vinewood_OG:
I think I should leave. 
protojman: you gnome in the game you gnome for real
betweenmyself: that’ll be my next excuse to exit an awkward social gathering: “I am stuck in the air and I cannot see the gnome.”
DiscordianTokkan: hand just covered in ink
MacbethSeemsSus: Ian wakes up in a cold sweat, clutching a garden gnome
Shparky2197: I should pull the plug and watch Evangelion one of these days
Mazrae: The guy that did the one piece rap did an updated version
Shparky2197: @PharaohBender27 I was not aware, thank you for the context
terribleplan: Jelly donuts
Juliamon: Jelly donuts
OldUncleDan: Even more than DiC?
brunothepig: Wait a minute... Where'd this fifth kid come from!?
Sogheim: I think The Shadow Realm was a great addition to YuGiOh, actually
Getter404: The Pokemon Jelly Donuts
TheDevil_Risen: watched A Silent Voice last night, it was intense
TheDevil_Risen: Hai Cori!
jvetting83: the hammer gun
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI CORI 
Meyari: Yep. They created the Shadow Ream
farley_f:

Shparky2197: The Cori has been summoned, briefly
Viewers_Like_You: Cori: Says Naruto, refuses to elaborate, leaves
Shparky2197: Heather, phrasing!
OldUncleDan: Speaking of which... The new TFS video re-doing Sailor Moon Abridged was top notch!
WiJohn: Gotta maintain your spout
Shparky2197: @OldUncleDan I missed it cause of DB, I'll have to go watch it
goatprince: yeah,,,,
mercano82: after spending a week cranking it, you should wash your spout.
butt_ghost: awise pwincess
TheAinMAP: The Little Engine That Could was the helper in that story.
OldUncleDan: "You're my sunshine, my only sunshine... You give me skin burns and cancerous growths."
frank_the_great: Did the itsy bitsy spider give up? No, lock in
saucemaster5000: That little engine was on tren
butt_ghost: the little train that gave up and retrained in business analytics
WiJohn: Just walk up to some guy, hit him with your metal detector and take his jewlery
Nigouki: he's looking for an orphan source embedded in the concrete
Viewers_Like_You: "I found a bunch of old nails embedded in these pieces of wood!"
HorusFive: "Sir, that's my wallet. Please take the metal detector off me"
Vinewood_OG: Smelt it, dealt it
MacbethSeemsSus: Sir this is a Wendy’s, that’s our cash drawer
TheDevil_Risen: gives Ian an excuse to bring a crucible and forge to the moonbase
butt_ghost: ah yes, powerwash simulator's secret doppelganger: dirt slinger simulator
KeytarCat: Never heard patina pronounced like that, neat
HorusFive: Each more dirty than the last
7gorobei: dirtology
MacbethSeemsSus: Let this man portmanteau!
LordZarano: Doritos
butt_ghost: The name's Muck Mudmitton: PhDirt
KeytarCat: redirtch
couchboyj: Grimeology
a_guy_7: Redirtch?
KeytarCat: Oh, I have some graffiti to do tonight
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun i NEED yall to know that Cori just DM'd me that naruto song on discord and im CACKLING XD
OldUncleDan: Are you going to be able to be both a kid AND a squid?
corianderd: a monkey's paul?
Singenmeister: Jet Set Radio also a perfect fit for German Naruto opening.
terribleplan: Splatoon Shadow Legends
KeytarCat:
@a_guy_7 
PharaohBender27:
@jacqui_lantern234 
butt_ghost: SPITOON
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is now so amused they have joined the chat
Shparky2197:
@jacqui_lantern234 
thmanwithnoname: I'm hoping for a splatoon extraction shooter
Thefluffiestguineapig: SPITOON
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
MacbethSeemsSus: Spitoon
LurkerSpine: Victoria isn't that far from Redmond
jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd LOVE U FRIEND
Mr_Horrible: PTOO! *ding*
corianderd: I wasn't gonna post links in chat
Mr_Horrible: "ah gots mah richi"
butt_ghost: i mean given immigration demographics in the west it would absolutely check out
Shparky2197: Who else watched Markiplier play West if Loathing, with the "Spittoon!"
Nigouki: Spittoon for the Virtual Boy was not a success
Shparky2197: West of Loathing
Getter404: Look, look with your special eyes!
Singenmeister: I wonder if Wheeler would prefer Spittoon Mahjong over the original.
tanshala: has he tried it on the ceiling
KadmosTech:
@Nigouki because nothing for the Virtual Boy was? 
PharaohBender27:

butt_ghost:
p*rnbots going on the dole 
frank_the_great: They finally realized we're made of meat
MacbethSeemsSus: Did the YouTube change also mess up the p*rnbots?
eid010n: The porn bots vanishing has a feeling of the tide going out unnervingly far
KadmosTech: Some of them surely do, Jordynne
butt_ghost: Maybe there ARE local milfs in my area!!!
KadmosTech: Is it, though?
hackingducks: hi guys what's going on in this....
PharaohBender27: Ian . . .
TheDevil_Risen: My wife has no emotions
SnackPak_:
hands up, who has their ass out? 
Shparky2197: @eid010n So warning of a tidal wave of bots m
Mr_Horrible: I'm not sound of mind enough right now to contend that point
TheDevil_Risen: (anime)
tanshala: the porn bot managers are too busy being ICE agents at the moment
KeytarCat: Sex work is real work! Don't let the robots take our jobs!
jubale1: cross the strreams and only one power washer. SMH
omdorastrix: Watch LRR? (Second Screen, 150% speed, One handed)? Choose 2?
Singenmeister: @butt_ghost I mean statistically there usually are. they’re just probably not using the internet in that way.
butt_ghost: my mammy was a neural network s*xbot back in the day
ArmstrongRGM96X: You could be like Hatsune Miku, a vehicle for human creativity rather than a replacement for it
Mr_Horrible: just be Valentine from Fallout 4
corianderd: cursed turtle man
HorusFive: @KeytarCat Ai will never replace the real workers
butt_ghost: you're thinking Robots maybe?
Mr_Horrible: he's the cabin boy from Flint's ship
butt_ghost: or did he just play a lot of robots
NoxStryx: Some of them are cyborgs
omdorastrix: Bicentennial Man
omdorastrix: Robots
tanshala: you mean Robots?
KadmosTech: Bicentennial Man, and Robots
terribleplan: Flubber?
butt_ghost: we robin williams turned into a robot by the CIA
jubale1: Paul needs to cross water streams with another player
tehfewl: Me: Roof. You: Roof Knob.
EvilBadman: Bicentennial man?
saucemaster5000: robin williams was underappreciated as the bat in ferngully
jessicaengle: Oh hi Paul! Hi Chat!
KeytarCat: Well the first man in Treasure Planet for me is the pathetic doctor, but the first person is captain catwoman
KadmosTech: oh then there's 3
MacbethSeemsSus: yep
ContingentCat: The one good AI
Shparky2197: Wait, what?
TheDevil_Risen: *the more you know*
jubale1: Bicentennial Man was RW’s best robot movie
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, AI: Axtra Ierrestrial
mercano82: I thought Robin Williams was pretty pissed with Disney after they used him for marketing Aladdin.
jessicaengle: We're out of the American southwest and back on the Moon
Cptasparagus: Bicentennial man messed me up as a kid
margieargie: And The Fisher King as a- wait, no, that's not right
ChaoticObserver: He was for a bit, he sat out the 2nd Aladdin movie due to it, but he returned for the third.
Singenmeister: Bicentennial man is an A tier sci-fi movie and I’ll die on this hill.
Metalupis: and Toys where his sister is a robot
TheDevil_Risen: its sad
Omnipotrevor: Bicentennial Man is an underrated Robin Williams movie
omdorastrix: *Technially* The character in Bicentennial man is NOT a robot... (by the end)
saucemaster5000: I hear he's a real goofball in insomnia
butt_ghost: he's good in it
NoxStryx: Isnt he a robot in something terry gilliam made?
Mazrae: Alan tudyk might be the next person to catch robin Williams as being a robot
Getter404: Ferngully?
SnackPak_: whyyy
MacbethSeemsSus: Robin Williams had range *crying*
NoxStryx: Dead poet society, the video game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Books written after movies are most often a mistake
OldUncleDan: One of the first movies I saw in the theater as a kid (and still one of my favorite Robin Williams movies) was "Popeye."
ContingentCat: Man, it doesn't work when they do it that way
TheNerdWonder: the musical?
butt_ghost: dead yaoi mangaka society
Gadora: Dead Poets Society: Afterlife
Thefluffiestguineapig: Street fighter visual novel, for instance
Shparky2197: @Omnipotrevor I loved reading the story, I really ought to watch that movie
corianderd: Click the "YAWP" button to yawp
NoxStryx: Undead Poets Society
Omnipotrevor: @Mazrae David Tennant also does his share of robot roles too, I think
margieargie: @Singenmeister On the subject of Asimov adaptations, I'll do a hot take and say I, Robot is... okay not an A-tier movie, but still a decent B-tier, it's got faults but still
ContingentCat: You mean that Taylor Swift album?
Singenmeister: I mean that KFC one that you played with Kathleen was extremely good somehow.
Mr_Horrible: there's an idle clicker of the first 3rd of Conte of Monte Cristo
Mr_Horrible: anything is possible
TheMerricat: twine!
terribleplan: Ren'Py
hackingducks: makes me miss hypercard ;_;
Mr_Horrible: *Count, even
jubale1: you also need visuals
PharaohBender27: @Singenmeister It was self-aware and willing to tell its own jokes.
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Omnipotrevor: Not always even shorter. Those things have a lot of lines of text
TheNerdWonder: if anything, a visual novel just adds more parts to go wrong
Vinewood_OG: Otaku Geoff with extra steps
MacbethSeemsSus: *Saves document* well I’m set
NoxStryx: @margieargie Interestingly bicentennial man follows the plot of the book ,I robot closer than the movie I, robot. The movie I, Robot is based on some later books in the series.
Viewers_Like_You: It's like video games - once you've finished the video and the game, you're basically set
betweenmyself: music and VA just kind takes care of itself really
Omnipotrevor: Big "we're shooting Airbud 3. All we need is a dog. And the funding for a movie" energy
LordZarano: Wargarbal
KadmosTech:
powerwash the WHAT 
PharaohBender27:

Getter404: # GiveGoldShipAPowerwasher
butt_ghost: no one has ever said those words in that sequence before
TheDevil_Risen: awww Jordynne big mood
OldUncleDan: Don't know about horses. But, dairy farmers do sometimes powerwash cows. Especially right before they are to be shown in a Fair.
Singenmeister: Wow Pure Ownage is a name I’ve not heard in a very long time.
NoxStryx: Honey, I Shrunk The Power Wash Simulator
TheDevil_Risen: Brutal Barbie
butt_ghost: what's jordynne's fav animated barbie movie
TheNerdWonder: game testing: "Here, run into the walls and corners for 3 hours and tell us which ones break"
ContingentCat: I remember loving the Barbie snowboarding game
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Barbie on the NES is apparently brutal and doesn’t really make sense
Laogeodritt: It was a lot of fun making the thumbnail frames for the Zeta theme nights =3
MacbethSeemsSus: They had a slideshow? How didn’t they win!
terribleplan: Anti-goth night
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's so many of those
NoxStryx: For a while my TF2 crew got really into secret of the magic crystals, which is kinda a barbie horse sim game.
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 #good_name
butt_ghost: 25 barbie movies in left ear, 25 different barbie movies in right ear
hackingducks: having Aqua on a button for quick repeat would be funny... kinda like crabrave.
frank_the_great: Oppenheimer night
PharaohBender27:
@NotCainNorAbel Same braincell! 
Gadora: It's not impossible to watch them all if you speed them up enough.
ANeMzero: Barbie theme night for Zeta is how you find yourself struggling to fill the other shifts
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TheDevil_Risen: Zeta theme night barbie presentation ^^^^
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 When you are on the internet no knows you are an orange cat
ANeMzero: It was too powerful, it had to be rejected so the event could run
SnackPak_: oh yeah
Shparky2197: That would be hilarious
KadmosTech:
@NotCainNorAbel 
TheDevil_Risen: man Boomer and David would make good barbies
butt_ghost: david owning a non-black clothing item challenge level impossible
PharaohBender27: David in Barbie mode would be . . . a heck of a thing
Shparky2197: Goth night on Zeta was a treat, you all looked amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Laogeodritt: Paul's goth look was very unexpected but extremely good. XD
Viewers_Like_You: "Here, we brought some of our most cheerful clothing"
EvilBadman: Watching the planning of that was impressive to watch
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
ContingentCat: Oh nooo
EvilBadman: Paul got a killer new profile pic out of the deal too
Juliamon: tangentially, remember when hair chalking was trendy? I try not to.
OldUncleDan: I've been described as Thick and Unpleasant.
EvilBadman: If he uses any social media kappa
PharaohBender27: It's ALL ROOF
goatprince: hashtag #myroof
Shparky2197: @EvilBadman That's rad
jubale1: yes more powerwasher streams! Cross them!
KeytarCat: roof-ing
DoodlestheGreat: Roofus.
Singenmeister: It just occurred to me that the whole building looks like if a Hobbit went into business with Uncle Iroh.
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I had never heard of that and now I am worried about what it entailed
TheDevil_Risen: WOW
HorusFive:
@jubale1 But I was told NOT to cross the streams! 
TheAinMAP: It was mentioned before that there's an achievement with the gnomes here.
TheDevil_Risen: though.. it is Beej
frank_the_great: I feel like a fool for not having a backup purple coat
jubale1: this is that show
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 It's pretty much what it sounds like, and absolutely as water-resistant as you would expect
WiJohn: Ooh I want a steamed bun and lavender tea!
HorusFive: @frank_the_great Imagine having 2 purple coats in this economy
Shparky2197: One more?
margieargie: Uhhhhhhh... one more?
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TheDevil_Risen: sure Kevin
TheDevil_Risen: we "believe" you
MacbethSeemsSus: Kevin!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw Serge do this level! It's so cool!
Shparky2197: I heard that echo, Paul
PharaohBender27: Mini twister . . .?
margieargie: Hm, nice tastes separately but I don't think I'd want burger relish and cotton candy together, no
KadmosTech:
@PharaohBender27 
Juliamon: This also doesn't look a damn thing like cotton candy and relish
tanshala: so many little bits i do recommend soap for a lot of the inside things
MacbethSeemsSus: Are the rides from the old game there?
KeytarCat: The OG FPS, or, a Shooter
TheAinMAP: All the shooting stuff works?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAinMAP And it's dirty
Singenmeister: I think if you tried to clean the prizes like that IRL they’d just disintegrate.
PharaohBender27:
OK I'm going to do a potentially hot take and say that cotton candy is a scam. I had it once, expecting a nice, fluffy fullness in my mouth, only for it to *instantly* dissolve. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Singenmeister Especially the stuffies
Shparky2197: This is good game
TheDevil_Risen: COOL S
NoxStryx: @PharaohBender27 You and that one raccoon.
EvilBadman: Aren't these things from the first game?
TheDevil_Risen: ORANGE
KadmosTech: the S stands for shoulder
TheNerdWonder: yes, very easy to flashbang yourself in this game
DiscordianTokkan: The visual equivalent of Mawp
The_Knight_Owl: yea a lot of this is stuff from the first game
KadmosTech: flashbang
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman I believe according to SergeChat this is the plot of the first game, yes
TheDevil_Risen: Paul has found the THICC TANG world button
Sethalidos: @EvilBadman look at the name on the front sign
KadmosTech: Powerwash Cinematic Universe confirmed
MacbethSeemsSus: Yay!
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TheDevil_Risen: c'mon barbie, lets go barbie
TheDevil_Risen: o waah ooh
Sethalidos: Paul look at the sign on the front of the thing
GasCityGaming: Jason Statham
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frank_the_great: Doomslayer
Omnipotrevor: Jack Black
Shparky2197: "I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie woooorld ..." *gets summarily dragged off*
Getter404: Josh Gad.
JosephDeath: Andy Serkis
MacbethSeemsSus: I need to go back and see if the shooting gallery was in the first
TheDevil_Risen: Mark Walburg
tanshala: Scarlett johansan
OldUncleDan: Ryan Gosling.
Mr_Horrible: Skaarsgards
PharaohBender27:

saucemaster5000: skaarsgards
TheMandrew: speaking of Gosling, i can't wait for the Project Hail Mary movie
LeeshaJoy: The Sheens?
TheDevil_Risen: Gottem Ian!
Mr_Horrible: I mean...
NoxStryx: Andy Serkis, and Doug Jones
Mr_Horrible: she's not wrong
frank_the_great: Daniel Radcliffe, reprising his role from Swiss Army Man
Singenmeister: Who does Oscar Isaac play and why is it the customer that watches them work the whole time?
Mr_Horrible: they're Alluring Weird
butt_ghost: @NoxStryx andy serkis AS doug jones
TheDevil_Risen: hear me out.. what about the zombie family?
saucemaster5000: turns out william skaarsgard gets it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @butt_ghost Short and Tall character actor supreme yes
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Skarsgardians of the Galaxy
TheMerricat: Here is today's reminder, Nicholas Cage is actually a Coppola.
PharaohBender27: Skaarsgarden?
NoxStryx: @butt_ghost And Doug Jones as a monster version of Andy Serkis
Nigouki: Daddy Skaarsgard still the best one
terribleplan: Skars Garderal
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I keep expecting this level to have a spot where you get penalized for cleaning with a message "my mud collection!"
HorusFive: Skars-gards. Like attorneys General
EvilBadman: Skarsgardians
Thefluffiestguineapig: I looked it up recently and Doug Jones is way older than people think
Marvoleath: Skarsgårder, since it's nordic
frank_the_great: Goodbye cool S
NoxStryx: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm convinced he is immortal
loufghyslaufey: Stellan? Absurd! Or... not. What are chat talking about?
LordZarano: RIV Cool S
Sethalidos: Paul, show the front sign on the attraction
PharaohBender27:

Meark: how unhinged is it going to be?
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
Laogeodritt: I look forward to Jordynne's abomination-cereal =3
jacqui_lantern234: "inflict"?! omg im SO IN for it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NoxStryx If he is he at least visually ages unlike some other actors
NoxStryx: Is your cereal served is a crusty bread full of coke?
HorusFive:
A-bom-i-nation.
clapclapclap
PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That's everyone's reaction to that
butt_ghost: someone pls link to this vid bc i am confused
OldUncleDan: Every time I hear about the "Cool S" it reminds me of just how old I am. Because, that fad roughly began right after I dropped out of college.
jacqui_lantern234:
jordynne youre a menace and i love it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact Adam had forgotten that was astounding
SnackPak_: kid logic
KadmosTech: The first time I heard "Coke Bread" I was sure it was gonna be some sort of sodabread recipe
LeeshaJoy: @OldUncleDan The Cool S dates back to the 1960s, my guy. How old are you?
TheDevil_Risen:
I mean Coke bread was good but, I think Dan Olson's whimper from blind baking is an all timer 
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gualdhar: wait, did we know about the red bull floats?
jacqui_lantern234: YOUR WHAT, JORDYNNE
KadmosTech: I would totally try that
terribleplan: Yeah, that sounds like it slaps
DiscordianTokkan:

OldUncleDan: @LeeshaJoy OLDUncleDan.
TheDevil_Risen: Dr pepper floats slap
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'M SORRY THE FUCK
Meark: I mean... vodka red bulls are good, so i don't see why a red bull float wouldn't be good
jacqui_lantern234: youre right, why ARENT we clowning on jordynne for redbull floats?!?!
LurkerSpine: I think you'd be better off with sherbet than ice cream
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds disgusting, I'm sorry
DaxStrife: A Red Bull Float is you just drink enough of them that you start levitating.
NotCainNorAbel: I think I see your two problems
KadmosTech: Does Jimmy Fallon float in red bull?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't know about this
Mr_Horrible:
I think we may have found your problem, Jordynne 
MacbethSeemsSus: Graham’s look during Blind Baking when both Ian and Jordynne liked their sandwiches was amazing
KadmosTech: I was onboard until the idea that it wasn't Vanilla
Singenmeister: we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!
terribleplan: Correction: Plain red bull and vanilla ice cream sounds like it would slap
Shparky2197: @TheDevil_Risen Absolutely it was
tanshala: wait you used monster in the red bull float?
Diabore: these plushies are gonna be so moldy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: coke & bread never bread and Mountain Dew
Sogheim: why not try red bull & sherbet?
frank_the_great: It's eggnog season
butt_ghost: can someone por favoer link to the coke bread video i need to see this sin before my eyes
TheDevil_Risen: Wine Sorbet.. NO
Nigouki: didn't Alex restore some antique ice cream maker?
HorusFive: "You should do better" -Ian Horner (out of context)
frank_the_great: Alcohol ice cream is awful, I don't get the appeal
Fruan: It needed a second ingredient
Shparky2197: I mean, at least Ian tried all of them himself as well
ContingentCat: Yeah using bad wine really didn't help
KeytarCat: Oh, Oaky! Not Oki wine
KadmosTech:
@frank_the_great I've had a good ice cream made from a really good porter, with bits of fudge. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great The only alcohol ice cream that is good is really sweet sangria ice cream, where the alcohol is deeply secondary to fruit sorbet
Xafty: freeze distilation, yes
TheDevil_Risen: I want night #1 ice cream
Laogeodritt: I really want to try that umeboshi ice cream
TheDevil_Risen: so badly
Juliamon: "Will It Cream"
Diabore: specifically "will it cream"
TheNerdWonder: we have documented Ian's food crimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne you drank all of the disgusting smoothies last year
margieargie: I should catch up on those, since I sleep through Night Watch
Saintnex: watch Ian commit food crimes lol
TheDevil_Risen: but I cant get that particular style of fruit down here in my small town
terribleplan: Spoiler: It (mostly) creamed. But it (mostly) should not have been creamed.
MacbethSeemsSus: Dan and Mikey were so betrayed when the ice creams were reused
PharaohBender27: Ah yes, thus the Beej meat
KadmosTech:
Beej meat 
TheDevil_Risen: Beej Meat
Fruan: It could be both!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's...........concerning
jacqui_lantern234:
both 
TheDevil_Risen:

DoodlestheGreat: Be sure to ask Beej about his refrigerator later.
HorusFive:
Meat Meat Meat Meat 
Fruan: @jacqui_lantern234 same brain!
Xafty: dang, i missed that
TheDevil_Risen: I must admit, pink lemonade concentrate does slap
PharaohBender27:

margieargie: Roast Beej... Corned Beej... Beej Stroganoff...
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
DoodlestheGreat: Probablt could have cut the lemon part down slightly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've probably seen that color in veterinary medicine for bad reasons
PharaohBender27: 2 hours didn't help
KadmosTech: it was the 2h lol
margieargie: It was definitely the 2 hours
TheDevil_Risen:
Im glad that Kathleen brought back the teenage girl bit 
Xafty: @Thefluffiestguineapig i know i have in my years of working in pet stores. not fun
Azralorne: It was absolutely the 2 hours 😂😂
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xafty Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Azralorne: We were losing our minds by the end of it
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TheDevil_Risen:

iris_of_ether: I love how you all just noped out of it
Meark: Task failed successfully
RuiFaleiro: Yes, I don't know why Night Watch thought that would work. I killed the timer as soon as Cory handed it over to me
PharaohBender27: Also there was debate about the wording of the challenge, i.e. if maybe it could apply to being one person
margieargie: Because it took so long for anyone to come up with a clever trick for that challenge, just because any bit still took WAY too long to be funny/interesting
jacqui_lantern234: oh, ian XD
KadmosTech: hey you, hey buddy, hey pal
terribleplan: You, with the face!
Shparky2197: The problem with that was new people coming in who wouldn't know the rules
Getter404: ONE STEP BEYOOOOOND
Mr_Horrible: real "Guards, seize them!" hours
PharaohBender27: Yeah eventually Dawn Guard just decided to go with it
Viewers_Like_You: Simply legally change everyone's names to something unpronounceable
Azralorne: @PharaohBender27 We sure did
KadmosTech: yes, chef. woof, chef!
Azralorne: Chat helped a lot
iris_of_ether:
Oh right. Where did the Yaoi bread board end up? 
Meark: the meta prank was very good
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EvilBadman: @iris_of_ether That was in the Moonbase pre bus
Azralorne: I kept trying to fudge the rules but nobody let me hahaha
PharaohBender27: @Azralorne And thank you, because that unlocked the full RDP! (It did take me a moment to realize "Wait, we're already PLAYING the full RDP"
iris_of_ether:
@EvilBadman It certainly wasn't given to Cori after certainly not being given to me, no sir 
ContingentCat: I think it's better to twist the rules as much as you can get away wirh
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tanshala: where is floor ian
EvilBadman: @iris_of_ether Rofl
TheDevil_Risen:
Freshie 
Azralorne: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, I think just because it's taken so long into the run they were just like "yeah just play it after it unlocks" lol
jacqui_lantern234: @Azralorne i STILL affectionately hate that james quote. he knew exactly what he was doing when he said "i will always bark for daddy"
PharaohBender27: Look, chat was eager to see Freshy
UnknownFriday: Hey, I'd be down with interacting with you all.
KadmosTech: Watching this game gives me an intriguing, frustrating feeling.
KadmosTech: Like, I see a spot and get annoyed when Paul cleans a *different* spot instead
Xafty: pseudo-random dance party
Fruan: I thought it was just supposed to go in the queue, not play right away when unlocked
RuiFaleiro: the page of challenges in companion was titled "FULL DP"
Getter404: Seeded Dance Party
frank_the_great: Bigfoot!
HorusFive: We don't know what it is- therefore it is indistinguishable from randomness
Azralorne: @jacqui_lantern234 I am so proud that I was the reason he said that line 😂😂😂
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's only random because it's dependent on when the things get completed
KadmosTech: @RuiFaleiro what an unfortunate abbreviation
PharaohBender27:

DiscordianTokkan:

tehfewl: as an owner of 2 different yeti cups, they are pretty good
jacqui_lantern234: @Azralorne it was SO FUNNY XD had me and my girlfriend cackling
iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether:

jacqui_lantern234: IAN
Sethalidos: IAN,NO!
ContingentCat: IAN
TheDevil_Risen: wait, what did I miss?
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I had the same thought, Paul
until_may subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
until_may: The rare Paul stream?!
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CaptainSpam: We all know that power washing is how you clean plushies.
iris_of_ether: @TheDevil_Risen Ian proclaiming how dirty a kitty was
Thefluffiestguineapig: Keep in mind you wouldn't have been able to interact with any of the games to make the things raise and lower in PWS 1
KadmosTech:
powerwashing the electric generator seems like a poor choice 
TheDevil_Risen: @iris_of_ether ahhh
frank_the_great: That seems dangerous
TheDevil_Risen: IAN
Shparky2197: Mawp
jacqui_lantern234: IAN
KadmosTech: both sides? the inside and the outside?
Fruan: The inside AND the outside of the cat.
ContingentCat: Sir!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
jacqui_lantern234: YALL
KeytarCat: The cats don't need Bidets
tanshala: is ian using the full extention with the floor cleaner?
iris_of_ether: It occurs to me that it's probably a good thing that [time when I had a toilet-trained cat] and [time when I had a bidet installed] never intersected
frank_the_great: Not enough mice
GayGhostPrince: hiii it's been a while
KadmosTech: You got through 10th grade without reading it?
DiscordianTokkan: Is the mouse ok?
GayGhostPrince: I'm excited to try this game
terribleplan: Tell me about the rabbits
TheDevil_Risen: never read that one for shcool
Mr_Horrible: that's Steinbeck for ya
PharaohBender27: I'd forgotten the bit about the dog
ContingentCat: Yuuup
Meark: I'm so glad I got to take a speculative fiction 10 course instead of regular english 10
DoodlestheGreat: "Tell me about the rabbits, Jordynne, tell me about the rabbits..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the banality of evil thing, right?
stippledotter: Idk if its been mentioned, but (of all places) yesterday DB got a shoutout as an example of chaotic good on Tom Grossi's football stream.
jacqui_lantern234: kono dio da!
GayGhostPrince: is powerwash simulator 2 worth it?
Mazrae: Thinking back i dont think I really read of mice and men in school, it was assigned but I think I just didn't read it
OldUncleDan: @stippledotter Which stream?
PharaohBender27: I mostly remember the ending, and how the one guy was rumored to always be wearing a glove because he covered his hand in vaseline for presumably dirty reasons
Mr_Horrible: I hated how bleak Steinbeck was when I had to read him in high school, but I should revisit them to see if I enjoy them more now
PharaohBender27: Well that and the promise of rabbits
MacbethSeemsSus: Now 007 pay attention. This is the new MI6 cat cleaning gun.
CaptainSpam: I'm trying to remember what 90s sketch comedy troupe did a take on Of Mice And Men where the ending was them fleeing to a safehouse after Lenny killed someone...
stippledotter: @OldUncleDan Vikings/Packers
PharaohBender27:

OldUncleDan: @stippledotter As much as I don't want to be reminded of that game, I should check out that vid.
DoodlestheGreat: ~/...full of spaghetti.../~
KadmosTech: does the yeti's backside use the same gun as the cats?
Shparky2197: That's definitely needs to be a quote
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Spheresquatch
Sapphic_Shenanigans: How clean can whistles be anyway. They gotta full of spit and gunk
Fruan: Mobius Sasquatch was my nickname in highschool
Getter404: The One-Sided Sasquatch was my favorite trick in Tony Hawk
margieargie: And then there's Skunk Ape which uh... good luck
Viewers_Like_You: What you really want is a Loch Ness Mobius
PharaohBender27: I think the only Steinbeck novels I've actually read were "Of Mice and Men" and "In Dubious Battle"
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
stippledotter: @OldUncleDan It's a brief mention via a superchat, but there are like 4 of us in chat who got really excited!
HorusFive: "Imagine the Yeti as a flat surface in a frictionless void
Shparky2197: Thank you Ian, chuckling now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was there a Sasquatch in powerwash sim 1?
TheDevil_Risen: man when Thristy Merc dropped Chatswood in one of their songs I lost my bus
Sapphic_Shenanigans: y'know fair
KadmosTech: what even rhymes with saskatchewan
SymphonySolstice:
saskatchewan mentioned 
CaptainSpam: The Vacant Lot, THAT'S the troupe I was thinking of.
Viewers_Like_You: @KadmosTech Decathalon?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The weird cross dressing one that gets very repressive?
TheDevil_Risen: im a lumberjack and i don't care *sings*
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, that one!
Meark: I mean, until the 1970s, that was BC
loufghyslaufey: But luckily we've got you guys nowadays, right chat?
loufghyslaufey: Chat!!
PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Jordynne, did you hear the story about the politest bus joy ride ever that happened in Hamilton?
Shparky2197: South-ern, Ian?
goatprince: it's water flow.
GasCityGaming: Yeah, had to do with elevation
goatprince: it's like upper egypt/ lower egypt
underhill33: Ontario was Upper, Quebec was Lower
gualdhar: so it's like how the Midwest isn't actually west?
Viewers_Like_You: It's how it was all capitalized on old maps. MANITOBA vs yukon
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
margieargie: Lower Saxony does that too, bunch of northish flowing rivers that people name things based on that way I guess
LordZarano: Like how low Germany is in the North and high Germany is in the South, because of the Alps
PharaohBender27: Um I'm sure those noises were fine
ContingentCat: For a long time I thought New England was a state like how there's a New Mexico
loufghyslaufey: Sick Paul. Don't the Mile High Club have some kind of rule they don't talk about?
Shparky2197: There's a map men episode on North at the top, it's a good watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for real for a great feel good story look up the Hamilton ON bus joyride that happened very recently, they covered it on Because News and it was so hilariously wholesome
loufghyslaufey: Twins! (Coughs)
ContingentCat: And I've got that Chappell Roan song in my head
Cptasparagus: #notallbarbies
loufghyslaufey: Also, yikes Nurse Joys!
Viewers_Like_You: Under their own volition, they took a change of position
stippledotter: @Shparky2197 That's a great one
Mr_Horrible: "I'm seeing the world through new eyes, and I never want to see through these eyes again"
LordZarano: Rightfully East should be at the top, because the sun falls across the sky from East to West
Viewers_Like_You: Which one ends up working at Pizza Pizza?
KadmosTech: Ian...
PharaohBender27:

TheAinMAP:

PharaohBender27:

CaptainSpam: @Viewers_Like_You The King of Spain, obviously.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me talking about SNAP benefits not coming in meaning I'll need to choose between bills and most food vs people complaining about dieting and new gym shoes
frank_the_great: Inception
KadmosTech:

loufghyslaufey: @Viewers_Like_You You mean "Little Caesar's?"
jacqui_lantern234: excellent powerwashing
TheAinMAP: You've finished the game (in the game)!
ContingentCat: That's why the squirt guns
TheDevil_Risen:

iris_of_ether subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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Shparky2197: Good stream, good stream
PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: This is always a good time
DaxStrife: Also just a good post-DB chat-athon.
mwlsn: Thanks for streamin'!
PharaohBender27: Oh no, that means Paul has to do the subs himself!
mwlsn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
LRRbot:
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TheDevil_Risen:
Thanks for the super chill vibes all 
PharaohBender27: And there's so many of them!
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Jordynne) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (13:50 from now).
PharaohBender27: Oh wait I hear others' voices
loufghyslaufey: Desert Bus? I've never heard of this "RoadQuest" in my life!
KadmosTech:
Silent Hilf ? 
loufghyslaufey: <(=w=)>
loufghyslaufey: @KadmosTech Ye, i heard that twoes
ArtDecoSunburn: I do hope you guys play Waterdeep sometime.
Shparky2197: Heroes of water deep got loaned out so maybe another time
Shparky2197: I heard from Matt G before
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! You're here for end of stream
breadisbest1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
LRRbot:
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PharaohBender27: Quite a few folks subscribed . . .
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shparky2197 I was really looking forward to LoW. Hopefully sometime in the future.
PharaohBender27:
69 So the bits part isn't awkward silence
loufghyslaufey: Dang. Cleanup may have missed the sub crawl... jk
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Nothing draws folks in like powerwashing.
loufghyslaufey: I kidd, am sure its fine.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
PharaohBender27: Welp
iris_of_ether:

LurkerSpine: lmao
SnackPak_:

adept_nekomancer: Oh no, a muffin malfunction!
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP technology
loufghyslaufey: No. Oh no.
iris_of_ether:

CaptainSpam:
Well, thanks everybody! 
Dog_of_Myth:

Shparky2197:

margieargie:
What are we, chopped liver? 
MacbethSeemsSus: muffin down!
TheAinMAP:

TheAinMAP:

loufghyslaufey: No subs were lost in this bugged process, chat.
loufghyslaufey: They... guarantee it?
farley_f subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 129 months, currently on a 129 month streak!
farley_f: almost hit the big 1 3 0
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loufghyslaufey: I meant bits, actually...
xantos69:
50 Bits
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frank_the_great:

iris_of_ether:

Dog_of_Myth:

mwlsn:

PharaohBender27:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Shparky2197:
Thanks for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
CaptainSpam: Byeeeee!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
gualdhar: clicky click
mwlsn: (wait, do we get a multi-stream Paul stinger if Paul was the one on camera?)
PharaohBender27:

TheDevil_Risen: hgehhehe nini
iris_of_ether:

Astramentha:

mwlsn:

Shparky2197: Bye
ContingentCat:
G'night Paul 
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