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IbunWest:
gloamsworn: @loufghyslaufey only playable format left
thraximore: hey now, canlander is technically a format
RockPusher: Follower not being determinable from the chat message would make it tricky
loufghyslaufey:
How the "moderns" halve "pre-"luded' from grace 
DeM0nFiRe:
@gloamsworn Until they release Premodern Horizons 
RockPusher: You'd need to do an API call for every command attempt
IbunWest:
@DeM0nFiRe 
RockPusher:
My spoon budget for non-work tech is low but I have whistfully glanced at the LRRbot source from time to time 
loufghyslaufey: @RockPusher Probably a lot of work, so unlikely, oh & illogical cuz subs go up, or something
Earthenone:
maybe they will release a rule that will make universus beyond legal in the eras the ip is from not just the card release 
fcloud: or do it once and cache it, update every 60 sec or 5 min
loufghyslaufey: UB most def fits in a post-modern format
paronomasiac042: cache these hands
powerflapjack: @Earthenone people arguing over whether a final fantasy card is legal based on what game it's from and whether it's the US or Japanese release
loufghyslaufey: Cuz... of how warpable they might be?
corpocracy: !next
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Shadowsoflife: @powerflapjack wild
Juliamon: some tech issues, stay tuned
thraximore: aight
loufghyslaufey: Warpable fluctuation; varying from moment to moment?
r10pez10: actually her name is eris ganesbro
powerflapjack: unfortunately all the tech being used is premodern only so we have to set up a camcorder and a dial up connection
stippledotter: Sending board states by fax really sucks
fcloud: that sounds a lot like aeris gainsborough, bro
hidingbox: carrier pigeons carrying the play by play
loufghyslaufey: @stippledotter That should be a crapshot by now
RockPusher: Paul! Get the hammer!
loufghyslaufey: Titled, "The Old Fox", eh?
Earthenone: forest in front of lanowar elves
stippledotter: @loufghyslaufey I feel like it is, unless that was just an oddly specific dream
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
fcloud: smoke signals
powerflapjack: @stippledotter response STOP cast daze using alternate cost STOP returning volcanic island to hand STOP
fcloud: x265 is good, but it's not THAT good
Shadowsoflife: @stippledotter How? tape? mat with straps or sleeves?
Juliamon: there is a Magic by mail crapshot, yes
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, but niw a faxed one, via Cameron
Juliamon: I think it's "The Correspondence"
stippledotter: @Juliamon Thanks!
powerflapjack: imagining a fact or fiction by mail and now i have a headache
stippledotter: It's gotta be fax now for the power creep
loufghyslaufey: *now, cuz "The Correspondence" has elapsed a potential decade long enough, right?
Earthenone: fax or fiction
loufghyslaufey: @Earthenone Lmao
Shadowsoflife: Yes
powerflapjack: @Earthenone close it up folks, we're done here
Shadowsoflife: o7
hidingbox: new sick rips incoming then? Premodern magic: Also using premodern technology
Juliamon:
Mindfire13: Stream delay increases for every idea put into chat. Not as a punishment, but because they're writing it down for future crapshots.
stippledotter: I'm just picturing one guy just standing by the machine in my public library all day while a line forms out the door
DeM0nFiRe:
lamina5432:
loufghyslaufey: Fingers crossed for a Tarmagoyf cameo?
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powerflapjack: @loufghyslaufey how? it's like 3-4 years into modern
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powerflapjack: the cutoff is Scourge
r10pez10: are the atogs legal
powerflapjack: yes
r10pez10: follow up: are the atogs good
hidingbox: @Mindfire13 Anything to get my "LRR took my idea for a crapshot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.
fcloud: is that Evil Serge's full name? Scourge Yager?
powerflapjack: well, almost all of them, Megatog isn't
gloamsworn: premodern is 4th-scourge
RockPusher:
Time for some Neanderthal Magic 
IbunWest: Atog is probably good?
powerflapjack: @r10pez10 i think psychatog is yeah
LoadingReadyRun: you can hear the music, right?
paronomasiac042: so, like, impressionist magic?
paronomasiac042: yes
Juliamon: yes
r10pez10: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
fcloud: paul's nurse, in the retirement home: yes, i can hear the music. yes, the stream is about to start. everyone's waiting. come on, let's get you to bed
Boltarion: time for some goated mtg
MikeProvencher: I'm excited to watch some Type 1.75 Magic.
loufghyslaufey: Also odd, "The Correspondence" doesn't appear from the search box
RockPusher:
Spoon™ 
hidingbox: I think the crapshot is actually The Mail Ep538
BraveOthello: SOON
Kentosaurus: I don't know much about premodern. Is it a"solved" format since it's closed sets?
loufghyslaufey: Ah. Kay
e_bloc:
333
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spawnofhastur: yes good premodern
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gloamsworn: @Kentosaurus kind of but theres some variety blue stiflenaught is best deck thouygh
BraveOthello: Himhimwheeler?
Diabore: hi graham, hi wheeler, hi goblin
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teammanfred: Who's the cool guy with the glasses?
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: @gloamsworn thank you
northos: @Kentosaurus talking about metagames in less popular formats is a bit challenging, my impression is that people who enjoy the format still find there's enough variety and exploration to be interesting, but likely if it got big competitive attention it might end up solved/stagnant
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powerflapjack: harmonize isn't legal in this serge
fcloud:
@teammanfred that's me! 
weird you can see me through twitch tho
YeetTheRich_: nelson is still stuck in the glacial chasm
BraveOthello: So if this is as opposed to postmodern magic, does that mean thinks still have objective meaning?
Welbog: haha
teammanfred:
@fcloud 
Shadowsoflife: we did this
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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gloamsworn: only playable format left
Applepies96:
the greatest format 
teammanfred: Is it intentionally "premo"?
flatluigi: scourge yager
MrSarkhan:
PywosMom: Hi all! Mom's here...play nice
Earthenone: middleaged border
EbDorian:
frame not border btw 
Orxolon: good evening everybody
Shadowsoflife: o/
Mindfire13: Does a card get banned from Premodern if a card is made legal in Modern?
Sealtest: So this is the format of brown artifacts?
BrowneePointz: it’s a Boomer format but not a BOOMER format
hidingbox: probably to make it different to the old school format as well
northos: @Mindfire13 no, it's not anti-modern, it's just the things that existed before modern
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powerflapjack: P9, duals, the really juicy ones from the Reserve List
corpocracy: Premodern is great
e_bloc: but the best thing about premodern is that older cards are getting more expensive
corpocracy: Just played at the Buckeye Brawl Premodern tournament in Columbus!
Orxolon: so we are playing wich sets? between Fourth Edition and Scourge ?
Mindfire13: Premodern, but only the post-modern printings
Applepies96: Massachusetts has a huge premodern scen
Shadowsoflife: @corpocracy O H!
hidingbox: @northos Which is true, when you consider if a premodern deck faces a modern deck, they may annihilate each other
RockPusher:
Since when has Serge respected the ban list 
e_bloc: ba da de ba da da
BrowneePointz: Survival my beloved
Applepies96: but I play a ton of survival now, but I used to play Terra Oath, or Deadguy ale
BrowneePointz: so powerful it’s banned in eternal Q.Q
Applepies96: Bant survival is a sick time
gloamsworn: i hope someones playing deadguy ale
e_bloc: ravenous baboons
Micalovits: Avalanche rider? Don't threaten G with a good time
Uniclonus: Wheeler put together the decks? Oh good, Serge can't forget basics this time
powerflapjack: MASTICORE
e_bloc:
recsur
BrowneePointz: Squee is eternal Survival fodder
Yhelta: More Netrunner
Juliamon: let's hear what the goblin has to say
e_bloc: something something no basic lands
Dog_of_Myth: Known Goblin Serge
Morrigan9: add basics
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meddlingmage_: oh its PEAK tonight!
YeetTheRich_: lmao
RockPusher: hahahahahaa
Dumori: AHAHAHAHA
northos:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
flatluigi: YES
MrSarkhan:
spawnofhastur: god i love this deck
thraximore:
neisan2112: LLLMMAAOOOOOO
luke__mtg: lmaooo
Morrigan9: it's full of basics
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aitsu100: commander players
niccus: big... boy...
Barb4rian: let’s gooo
powerflapjack: HACHI-MACHI
RockPusher:
teammanfred: Double sleeved for his pleasure.
AllTheWeasels: LMAO
Aarek: serge gets a canlander deck
Dumori: LETS FUCKING GO!
keatthebeast: this is magic at its peak!
Mushbie: ahh yes Serge. the most wholesome person, playing the most diabolical deck
Strebenherz: Okay
SirRixy: its a commander deck XD
Kentosaurus: 60 is minimum
DeM0nFiRe:
r10pez10: 112?
hidingbox: Can't wait to see this play out
MrSarkhan: Amazing
nyc_mtg: holy Fuck hahahaha
Dromos_GHG: heh
lamina5432: that is a choice.
Omnipotrevor: That's not a ham sandwich, that's a whole hog
e_bloc: its perfect
meddlingmage_: thawing PEAK
BrowneePointz: HELL YA GLACIERS!
raze667: I know Thawing Glaciers
flatluigi: !card thawing glaciers
LRRbot: Thawing Glaciers | Land | This land enters tapped. / {1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Orestes290: They were just glaciers when I was young
flatluigi: !card eternal dragon
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
meddlingmage_: gave serge a historic deck i see
e_bloc: thawing glaciers was an engine back in the day
northos:
Orxolon: question: what sets is pre modern?between Fourth Edition and Scourge right?does anybody know?¿
e_bloc: light of day?
teammanfred: 60-ish
BrowneePointz: @orxolon exactly
northos: @Orxolon that's right, yeah
Dog_of_Myth: @Orxolon Correct
Orxolon: great,thx
Khalstrom: When was the last 60 card FNPF?
BrowneePointz: Standard is great (barring the garbage ass inflated inaccessible card prices)
Orxolon: do they have sideboard?
gloamsworn: @BrowneePointz and universes beyond
corpocracy: Normally, yes
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Strebenherz: BASICS?
northos: secret wrath of god
BrowneePointz: @gloamsworn nope get out of here with the unreal criticisms
hidingbox: Learning!
Micalovits: Beta Mountains are expensive, goblins are not
Orxolon: *wrath of god intensifies*
gloamsworn: @BrowneePointz whats unreal about not liking crossovers
tehfewl: Rec Sur is a banger deck
e_bloc: 4 survival of the fittest would be a lot
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
A_Dub888: Serge “Game plan” Yager
BrowneePointz: All Glory to the Simic Combine
hidingbox: I see a real funny one already in serge's hand
tehfewl: 7th ed birds
Omnipotrevor: Right now is a great time to sell someone on blue, with TMNT machines decks
CompleatedPinkie: If I were to play premodern, I'd probably try some version of UG Madness. Cheap to buy (in some versions), and I have good memories of it as I started only a few years after it was active in the standard equivalent.
e_bloc: nelson just got into his car
TehAmelie:
player has announced slow play 
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
northos: 7ed birds and not foil? smh
A_Dub888: Ach Mind Stone
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
BrowneePointz: oh no…seismic assault is in this format
Voidhawk42: SERGE IS A MONSTER
MrSarkhan: such a hateful hand. I love it.
r10pez10: christ
Voidhawk42: I love it
adept_nekomancer: Well, this is rude
TehAmelie: is there a particular reason that one uses a rare -0/-1 counter instead of -1/-1?
Mushbie: that hand is disgusting
A_Dub888: holy moly
powerflapjack: !card kjeldoran outpost
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
e_bloc: outpost is a throwback
RatherLargeToad: Serge has entered the match
hidingbox: This white deck is a thing of beauty
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RatherLargeToad: Snerge
e_bloc: akroma's vengence?
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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raulghoulia: even if there are 4 ofs, its 112 cards
e_bloc: 16 wraths in 112 cards
AllTheWeasels: god i love ensnaring bridge
GasCityGaming: ah, my old Lantern Control heart is happy.
e_bloc: looks like something a monkey could have fun with
BrowneePointz: it’s very D&D coded Paul
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
thraximore: where did he get the 3rd mana for bridge?
thraximore: did I miss something
e_bloc: land sacrificed to outpost
hidingbox: Emrakul can't get past that one, mostly since she is illegal in this format
BrowneePointz: @thraximore floated before outpost trigger
thraximore: gotcha
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
GasCityGaming: floated a white before sacking it
LRRbot: Ray of Revelation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target enchantment. / Flashback {G}
SirRixy: its 2 mana
Earthenone: off by one
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
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e_bloc: do you pay the 1?
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AllTheWeasels: They sure did change the frame for a reason
northos:
the old white frame is not very legible 
powerflapjack: whole new meaning to "do you pay the 1"
TehAmelie:
it wouldn't strike you as unusual a disenchant cost only one mana? 
e_bloc: no sex monkey?
RockPusher:
e_bloc: fair
devoidmelody:
LRRbot: Squee, Goblin Nabob [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
e_bloc: no its not
raulghoulia: Kibos parents
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
corpocracy: Oh yeah, graveyard order matters
Orxolon: hahahaha,the flower put up a fight XD
e_bloc: not tap, pay 1
Orxolon: @corpocracy when does it not?
StaryDragoon: Ahh, yes. The old school border cards
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
Uniclonus: Think Tempest is the cutoff, because of Corpse Dance
e_bloc: I played in a ptq where someone got a game loss for just absent-mindedly shuffling their graveyard
TehAmelie: when would you ever "want" to rearrange your graveyard in a format where it's disallowed?
spawnofhastur: Premodern Masters when?
e_bloc: @TehAmelie squee does not want to be the bottom card of Graham's library
LRRbot: Thawing Glaciers | Land | This land enters tapped. / {1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
raze667: @TehAmelie there are cards that come back if they're the top creature in your graveyard
BrowneePointz: old school format STAPLE
mick_myage: move nether shadow to the bottom of graveyard = profit
BrowneePointz: It was a Constructed Staple for YEARS
e_bloc: ashen ghoul
Voidhawk42: Glaciars. not traditionally know for doing anything fast.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
YeetTheRich_: mazes end but even worse
e_bloc: I forget the kjelorian 2/2 that comes back
Micalovits: Time to find a SECOND squee!
TehAmelie: Squee is too stronk for Phyrexia
RockPusher: J'accuse!
BrowneePointz: actually Ertai did end up killing squee(for his final immortal life at least)
e_bloc: they never tried baking him
BrowneePointz: he's fine now, but he's mortal
powerflapjack: squee was never here to begin with
EbDorian:
@YeetTheRich_ Maze's End enjoyer: what do you mean _even_? 
SoylentDoener: did serge draw for the furnace?
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e_bloc: judge can we living wish for squee (or other exiled creatures) in this format
GasCityGaming: willbender
e_bloc: since that's how it worked back then
KhazzyB: @SoylentDoener I don’t believe so. serge draw please
Micalovits: Its willbender!
powerflapjack: judge, the jund deck isn't using "jund 'em out" sleeves and the mono white deck is
hidingbox: Always willbender
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
KhazzyB: I don’t think serge drew from the furnace activation
GasCityGaming: were sam and ralph pre road runner or just different?
LRRbot: Thawing Glaciers | Land | This land enters tapped. / {1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
SoylentDoener: @KhazzyB too afraid to deck himself with his 112 cards
e_bloc: obviously
YeetTheRich_: thawing glaciers is so bad i think i'm gonna play it in commander
BrowneePointz: Jesus DID strike a Fig Tree
gloamsworn: actually exalted angel see some play in this format (not in this deck the jund deck obvs)
NeoKevlar: I'm one of 5 people who know how this card plays because I played Thawing Glaciers in my Azusa commander deck. Nobody knew what this card did
hidingbox: survival is pretty grindy
stippledotter: Allergies be like
ogier300: After all this, they're both still at 20?
e_bloc: thawing glaciers and cards that let lands come into play untapped ...
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
YeetTheRich_: yooo
r10pez10: how did it go 5-0? time?
hidingbox: skill!
northos:
Dog_of_Myth:
YeetTheRich_: get sniped
Micalovits: LETS GO
vinopinguino: Got em
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
MrSarkhan:
eye_h_bar: Perfection
innerbeard: thats a highlight
grgriffin3: The RIP
aitsu100: nice blind
IbunWest: welcome to the highlights
vinopinguino: 360noscope
wertyy42: the SOUL READ
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northos: @IbunWest we got fun and games
powerflapjack:
Diabore: so thats 3 wrath of gods
e_bloc: cabal therapy is one of my favorite cards of all time
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Orxolon: graham with the 360 no scope!
Dumori: @r10pez10 decking the op is my guess
lamina5432: I feel like this deck may have won matches in one game and tied the second.
northos: thawing glaciers should be in Serge's hand as well
northos:
I like that it stays tapped in his hand
Mushbie: I prefer the color shifted Wrath of God aka Slamnation
BrowneePointz: You'll need Peter Gabriel and 3 other guys first though
e_bloc: cant believe you missed your 'next cleanup phase' trigger
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LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
MikeProvencher: The newest revealed card from Secrets of Strixhaven has "Ward - Pay Your Opponent $20".
bondeulv: I appreciate the proxies. I also go for something around that size
LRRbot: Genesis [4G] | Creature — Incarnation [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
cmdrud87: does graham have the ashaya?
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
FurthestChunk: @cmdrud87 the what
BrowneePointz: one of the reasons Survival got Banned in Legacy. It's an incredibly powerful card and creatures were only getting better
LRRbot: Ray of Revelation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target enchantment. / Flashback {G}
MikeProvencher: The best thing about Premodern is that most of the creatures are from the era where creatures were terrible.
bondeulv: @cmdrud87 all the cards they're playing with today were originally printed before 8th edition
LRRbot: Mesmeric Fiend [1B] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
cmdrud87: @bondeulv ah, darn, I thought that was an argothian elder
Dog_of_Myth: First Blood
cmdrud87: and I forgot that part
Earthenone: 45 min after stream start, first damage
nyc_mtg: have you SEEN those dolphins?
hidingbox: half a hour in, on the board!
SirRixy: serge attacked and took damage damn
gloamsworn: mesmeric fiend is one of my all time fav creatures!!!
eye_h_bar: Wrong person got damaged
SoylentDoener: and serge loses the life for attacking
plaidanddrpepper: and somehow it hurt Serge
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
kristof162028: graham should be at 19 right?
A_Dub888: there’s attacking in this game?
MikeProvencher: Print Rishadan Port into Standard, you cowards!
Shadowsoflife: ^
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
KWardJenx: Same Paul, same. I was just enjoying the vibe. Totally forgot they were trying to destroy each other
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot Funny. They hyped up a one drop blue merfolk in modern horizons for having the same effect.
e_bloc: you can sac the glacier to the dust bowl
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
bondeulv: !card thawing glaciers
LRRbot: Thawing Glaciers | Land | This land enters tapped. / {1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Dumori: we all looking forward to a 7hour stream tonight?
EbDorian:
Hi chat! I took a bathroom break after Serge activated Thawing Glaciers for the second time—what have I missed?
BrowneePointz: I'm actively floating it, and by it haha, I mean, my Mana
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
e_bloc: "do I have to worry about anything"
Uniclonus: So do we have a round timer or is this game the stream?
LRRbot: Dust Bowl | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Icy Manipulator [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
Micalovits: Lets go!
Voidhawk42: Serge came for a long time not a good time
e_bloc: lol
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, I have flashbacks to that horrible card
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CastleOtranto: I've always liked that art
Dumori: I love Serges deck
Dumori: I’m a massive prison fan at heart
ladyjessica: truly magic as Garfield intended
BrowneePointz: Both your cards are old, Serge's deck is old...in SPIRIT
Dromos_GHG: "several decades" ...ouch
LoadingReadyRun: definitely my favorite Icy Manipulator art
corpocracy: I play Reanimator and Phyrexian Devourer combo. Both can kill you dead pretty quickly
Mattmitchell45: As a kid who got my parents to subscribe to SCRY magazine, but didn't have anywhere to play formally, I am very excited by this format
YeetTheRich_: actually yeah what the fuck is going on in this art
Applepies96: I jammed devourer combo into my bant survival list, I used to play a decent amount of hFeb
Orestes290: @LoadingReadyRun Both wild and the reason I found the game in the first place
Uniclonus: Scornful Egotist
ForOhForError: somehow, sagu mauler
raulghoulia: !card gift of doom
LRRbot: Gift of Doom [4B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has deathtouch and indestructible. / Morph—Sacrifice another creature. / As this Aura is turned face up, you may attach it to a creature.
BrowneePointz: Mischievous Quanar
e_bloc: obv voidmage prodigy
necronami: Auriok Survivalist
nyc_mtg: birchlore ranger
SirRixy: good one paul
kristof162028: hey ben since u got to play premmodern tonight is it possible for u guys to play preDH on stream?
e_bloc: scornful egotist
LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
northos: remember Serge, play this ability as a mana source
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
powerflapjack: uhh
bondeulv: dead wall :<
circusofkirkus: rip the wall
superdude097: Wall of Roots dies, yes? had 1 damage on it
bondeulv: yes
Masslost: so wheeler was is Scornful Egotist the best morph no one is playing
ladyjessica: voidmage prodigy
AllTheWeasels: there we go
MikeProvencher: It 5-0'd a league, but the league was play by mail.
Swamplor: Look, Serge likes playing PreModern, so he wants to play it longer
ladyjessica: coming in with the really late card
e_bloc: its a land of confusion
bondeulv: nice serge
AllTheWeasels: I was being good
Micalovits: I very much did not want to say it to avoid a warning for outside advice xD
adept_nekomancer: @MikeProvencher "It's not slow play, it's art"
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It used to be a slower game. It was frome a sadistic time. >.>
bondeulv: we try to behave and not backseat, but we'll call out failures to maintain game state
Orxolon: imagine this in timed rounds
Orxolon: 50 minutes right?hahahah
bondeulv: yes, 50 mins
AllTheWeasels: to be fair the games go faster when you're not also entertaining an audience
vinopinguino: we should implement chess clocks in magic tbh
fcloud: and when you know your deck before the game begins
e_bloc: next premodern can we get battle of wits
ForOhForError: @vinopinguino Ah, MTGO
LRRbot: Winds of Rath [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures that aren't enchanted. They can't be regenerated.
Orxolon: @AllTheWeasels regardless,that white deck seems to win at the 40 min mark XD
LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
ladyjessica: definitely not making this game faster
ForOhForError: are there enchantments in the list or is it just wrath 5?
MikeProvencher: Look, 1-0-0 is still a winning match record.
LRRbot: Thawing Glaciers | Land | This land enters tapped. / {1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Return this land to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
e_bloc: I think it would probably be wrath 13ish
Masslost: so the rest of Premodern is next week right
cmdrzellgaudis: I really wish this wasn’t a stax game.
EbDorian: @MikeProvencher 0-0-0 is not though
Orxolon: @MikeProvencher yeah but 1-0-5 is kinda crazy hahahah
e_bloc: 9 EST and we're about 10% of the way through game 1
LRRbot: Masticore [4] | Artifact Creature — Masticore [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card. / {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. / {2}: Regenerate this creature.
powerflapjack: the BOY
ForOhForError: @cmdrzellgaudis if you send that out to get printed as a tshirt you might have time to wear it before the game ends :V
Orestes290: I feel like Graham's thoughts on the format might differ from the rest of the crew after the stream
NonchalantAvenger: this round is gonna take a DECADE
r10pez10: +2
Orxolon: @NonchalantAvenger magic as we love it
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
e_bloc: yeah cradle gets worse with wrath of god by the by
MikeProvencher: Next Sream-a-Thon I look forward to a Premodern Stax mirror taking up several hours.
ladyjessica: eternal dragon!!
predrag11: Oh we are in the endgame now
hidingbox: banger
EbDorian:
AllTheWeasels: you're thinking of timeless dragon I think
ForOhForError: creatures on the board? wild
e_bloc: this ain't modern horizons eternal dragon
ladyjessica: ah yes, the proper wording of premodern cards
ladyjessica: I think I want to play this format
Mattmitchell45: Oh baby
Orxolon: would graham's deck benefit from pyrexian arena?
bondeulv: masticore genesis is so sweet
IamGreven: @ladyjessica even after watching this game?
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
BrowneePointz: The Minions!
ladyjessica: @IamGreven especially after watching this game
BrowneePointz: Millions*
BrowneePointz: now we just need The Rock
e_bloc: and millions
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BrowneePointz: @e_bloc Deranged Hermit is The Millions
ladyjessica: oooo I could play classic RDW! my fireblasts can come out again
Greendrag13: Howldy! I just heard "Squirrel" and I am DELIGHTED
LRRbot: Humility [2WW] | Enchantment | All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.
hidingbox:
thraximore: oh boy
predrag11: 2nd glacier notably worse than the first one
luke__mtg: oh boyyy
meddlingmage_:
gualdhar: do we know the record for the longest round of magic at LRR?
wertyy42: lol
HadesLeprechaun: I love Magic: the Gathering
e_bloc: opalescene
HadesLeprechaun: which is why I want to play it as long as possible
MikeProvencher: What a card (derogatory).
A_Dub888: so Serge has a 1/1 Eternal Dragon now?
AllTheWeasels: love humility
YeetTheRich_: maybe nelson saw serges deck and just left
Desruprot: cool!
corpocracy: A 1/1 without flying
superdude097: Could walls attack under Humility BEFORE they keyworded Defender?
e_bloc: it was the day walls had had enough
Dmc3628: ah Serge and Humility name a more timeless pair
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LRRbot: Kor Haven | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target attacking creature this turn.
EbDorian:
Mom lets you have _two_ creatures per turn?! 
e_bloc: lol
e_bloc: fixed maze of ith
vinopinguino: okay, second game, serge plays another deck
AllTheWeasels: magic: the gathering
r10pez10: i should put kor haven in more decks
ForOhForError: @vinopinguino stax comes in many colors /s
e_bloc: a haven for rebels really turns me off
Mr_Horrible: somehow that "great-" feels like the thing most from Serge's soul I've ever heard
qasix: @r10pez10 is it bad im thinking the same thing
Earthenone: maybe a 2nd genysys?
SirRixy: oh we got all day
definenull: serge yager; one of the nicest person ever to stax you out
circusofkirkus: lmao
vinopinguino: this was a total wheeler troll
predrag11: I think serge is supposed to Kor Haven one of the things he blocks to get ahead that way
e_bloc: I dont think I want to taste that
adept_nekomancer:
By the time we're finished it'll be post-modern.
vinopinguino: dont need a sideboard when its all in your boardboard
foopoiuyt: Is this going to end tonight?
Mr_Horrible: non-aura, so yeah global
Mr_Horrible: afaik
hidingbox: Please draw decree Serge and let this be over
e_bloc: lol yes
ForOhForError: global and world are different yeah
e_bloc: "non-aura" now
EbDorian:
Judge, are bestow-creatures global?
raulghoulia: global, as opposed to world enchantment. which is a globe
ForOhForError: @raulghoulia well some of them are
Mr_Horrible: "Are we *getting* a game two?" "No you're out of here on your ear after this game."
Desruprot: World Enchantment is also a unique cycle
meddlingmage_:
IamGreven: this is now a modern game
corpocracy: What a wild showcase of the format
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Orestes290: No piles, only stax
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: fat stacks...
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
KortoVos91: Thats exaactly right lmao
shockcycle: Would this game have been over already if Serge didn't play humility and just attacked with the dragon?
nyc_mtg: serge inching ever closer to shuffling a normal sized deck
Tureia_: This is how magic is meant to be played. This is literally my favourite type of match in the world. This rules. 5 hours of this please lmao
e_bloc: ok so there's 1 naturalize, how many more humilities are there
adept_nekomancer: "12 mana -- destroy a 1/1"
e_bloc: @Tureia_ 5 hours is a game, not a match
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Micalovits: @shockcycle Nah, he would be dead to hermit loops
qasix: @Tureia_ so game 1
Desruprot: @adept_nekomancer very fair
wertyy42: it's always thawing glaciers
superdude097: @shockcycle Well, G did have 4 2/2 Squirrels when Serge cast it
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: I think Wheeler is enjoying this
vinopinguino: is this how we find out wheeler actually hates premodern?
thraximore: @Strebenherz what gave it away, the deranged cackling?
spawnofhastur: Wheeler is having the time of his life.
r10pez10: i'm here for the wheeler hee hee hoo hoo
wertyy42: i am gafawing over here so keep at it
ForOhForError: the combat math is so easy
Strebenherz:
@thraximore but also ngl I envy wheeler being paid to grief his boss on camera
longjohn1964: Magic: The Gathering match or comedy sketch?
Strebenherz: yes
raulghoulia: Magic: The Gathering
blastedman: this is hell. graham is in hell.
Mr_Horrible:
something tells me you're not alone in that, Serge 
Juliamon:
longjohn1964 
PhorrestGaze: the race is on
Boltarion: How many cards left in Graham's deck?
NotCainNorAbel: MTGO: Did you have fun?
ForOhForError: @blastedman hey now. they're both in hell together
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Winds of Rath [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures that aren't enchanted. They can't be regenerated.
blastedman: @forohforerror serge is absolutely not in hell, he's on cloud 9 fam
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
Justinthomasmm: serge wanted to play this, LOL
thraximore:
DeM0nFiRe:
MrSarkhan:
niccus: ruin your family's evening
meddlingmage_:
wertyy42: lol
Strebenherz: Nelson, you have time for a coffee
vinopinguino: FREE NELSON
KaleidoscopeMind:
*sigh*
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful Magic
powerflapjack: that's the sound of a guy who's had to deal with this on timed rounds
longjohn1964: A: Yes; B: Of course; C: All of the above; D: What else could it be?. And there is no wrong answer. Is that about right?
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EbDorian: !uptime
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thraximore: *now* it's over
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
I'm starting to think all players at once would have been less soul destroying. 
MikeProvencher: Never concede.
Kentosaurus: That's making the highlight reel
Khalstrom: I mean that's why you can concede at any time
adept_nekomancer: Make them have it (eventually)
chaostreader: should Graham be survivaling to pull creatures out of his deck
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
predrag11: !decks
hidingbox: Time for Serge to sideboard down to a nice 97 cards
corpocracy: Does Serge have enchantment tutors?
A_Dub888: Game 1’s over?
Earthenone: take out the vunerable lands maybe?
vinopinguino: sideboard out 52 cards
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Mindfire13: Isn't the rule for Sideboarding that the main deck cannot be below minimum deck size and the sideboard can't be above 15? Serge could sideboard out 15 cards
LoadingReadyRun: extremely tarnished silver bullets
foopoiuyt: So Graham wins this one after 50 minutes and then we go to game 3.
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun Elden Ring has bullets?
raulghoulia: that game is still going on
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Dog_of_Myth: Good old Blood Moon
KaleidoscopeMind: nelson's on "gotta tuck my kids in tonight"
SoylentDoener: @corpocracy 4 enlightend tutors in the original list of this
ItsSamCarver: Where would I find lists? I do not wish declare which one I'm interested in for my safety
hidingbox: rock, rock, wildfire, covetous dragon, extend hand
Micalovits: !decks
Micalovits: damn, last wheeks
MikeProvencher: Legend has it that if you hold a Jester's Cap to your ear, you can still hear Serge and Graham playing game 1 to this very day.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Withered Wretch [BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: go to wheelers moxfield if you want to cheat
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
KortoVos91: This was not a fair fight...in any sense of the word lmao
thraximore:
A_Dub888:
I-
vinopinguino: that funky monkey
Dog_of_Myth:
paronomasiac042: sex monkey. that funky monkey.
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Wow didn't expect the LRR folks to be huge Bloodhound Gang fans
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Mr_Horrible: they've all got the faint outline that you can see, of long-lived dry erase words having been wiped away
LRRbot: Eternal Dragon [5WW] | Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / {3}{W}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. / Plainscycling {2}
SirRixy: great interaction between mishra factory and humility
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: he's seizing the means of production
LRRbot: Uktabi Orangutan [2G] | Creature — Ape [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.
ToppHat:
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
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LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
paronomasiac042: it's pronounced 'jod'
powerflapjack: it's actually wrath of gourd
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Tapped too much? Burn him!
Mr_Horrible: wondering when we'll get Wrath of Dog in an un-set
Orestes290: I was wondering why that card was called sex monkey, then I remembered foreground was just one ground
A_Dub888: I thought it was Wrath of Dog
Mr_Horrible: actually who am I kidding they'd print that name in standard now
Micalovits: Lake of the dead is indeed a cracked card
Dog_of_Myth:
@Mr_Horrible That's just Comet.
paronomasiac042: math of frog? is this frog fractions 2?!
e_bloc: I'm gonna guess it's not the blue one
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth hmm, fair point
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible Return to Bloomburrow
BrowneePointz: Sadistic Hypnotist my beloved!
LoadingReadyRun: I didn't realize there were so many "assembly-worker" creatures. I feel like they made more to retroactively make Mishra's factory make sense
powerflapjack: pretty much
e_bloc: great card from odyssey
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
paronomasiac042: birbs of pretty dice
Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 sadly as a cool fantasy plan with a very well-realized aesthetic, we'll need 5 more trips to Manhattan before we're allowed to go back to Bloomburrow
powerflapjack: mishra's factory is one of those iconic cards that they always and forever references
Mr_Horrible: *fantasy plane, excuse me
vinopinguino: judge, fast play!
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
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LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
e_bloc: speed is always relative
ding0_dorko: press f to pay respects
Mr_Horrible:
"A planeswalker should never have to bury their creatures..." 
Earthenone: #notallcreatures
LRRbot: Naturalize [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LoadingReadyRun:
assembly-worker and Power-plant are the only hyphenated types
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Mr_Horrible: he can't flip it up, he's got no blue for Willbender
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
scrambled_doot: !lists
A_Dub888: Consider is in the deck?
chaostreader: doesn’t serge just get Humility?
powerflapjack: don't you dare grab humility
EbDorian:
@LoadingReadyRun this is good trivia to bring to my LGS! 
Mr_Horrible: that is, in fact, cursed scroll
Mr_Horrible: oh skullcap rips
Micalovits: "Serge, you are fired"
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
MikeProvencher: "You're fired" is a pretty powerful Universes Beyond card.
Mr_Bitterness: I chased Cursed Scroll for years as a kid
Earthenone: well he can do 2 to any creature too its a shock on a scroll
Mr_Horrible: @MikeProvencher I cast "spontaneous unemployment"
LRRbot: Winds of Rath [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures that aren't enchanted. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Rout [3WW] | Sorcery | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
e_bloc: unlucky
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Mr_Horrible: just get him to pronounce it "root" and you're safe, G
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Uktabi Orangutan [2G] | Creature — Ape [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.
Dog_of_Myth:
ToppHat:
Mr_Horrible: a recurring nightmare played *against* Serge, what a strange world
Kentosaurus: Sick
circusofkirkus: Re-re-remix
e_bloc: sex monkey
HadesLeprechaun: but if G wins that means there's a game THREE
grgriffin3: Sex Monkey Kill That is my Gorillaz cover band
avjamethyst: hello
vinopinguino: say their name!
SoylentDoener: who doesnt have recurring nightmares of sex monkeys
ShaneLeeAtk: Tomorrow isn't looking good either
tryllebanjo:
northos: ah, the rare phone-call-by-twitch-chat protocol
multeyemeteor: He won't be home by tomorrow either
omdorastrix: When does someone play sharharazad
e_bloc: "hello Nelson? yeah come back at 8. p.m."
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Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: Nelson trapped in the friend zone like Zod
vinopinguino: nelson just smoking a cigar in the friend zone
LRRbot: Rout [3WW] | Sorcery | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
ToppHat: @vinopinguino he's on his second one
tryllebanjo: I'm certainly more pro-creatures than God blowing everything up all the damn time.
Earthenone: going to 3? you mean hours?
A_Dub888: @Earthenone I was thinking streams
lesbiandracula: oh word? round 1 huh?
HadesLeprechaun: Stax be staxxing
Dog_of_Myth:
EbDorian: !uptime
circusofkirkus:
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tryllebanjo:
GG 
Chrolikai: monkey was the hero we needed!
corpocracy:
Dmc3628: Sex Monkey FTW
Jadaris: wellness check on nelly
HorusFive: Serge- eaten by squirrels
Justinthomasmm: Nelson is gonna be the perfect amount of grumpy when it’s his turn
A_Dub888: it’s over!? but it hasn’t been 30 minutes!
Orestes290: Do it
Earthenone: its ok, we can splice in 7 in post
adept_nekomancer: Oops all wrath
Boltarion: How many wreaths does Serge's deck run?
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like Mishra also got very distracted by his factory
devilcultivator: very true
A_Dub888: How many Wraths of God can one endure?
Micalovits: @Boltarion Wheeler said 16
HadesLeprechaun: famously: Serge is the nicest guy to Strip lock you
Boltarion: 16?!?!? WTF
MikeProvencher: Kids these days think they're playing control. They've got no idea.
Masslost: so this is really going to be a 2 streams lol
spawnofhastur: there weren't these new-fangled "enters the battlefield" abilities!
adept_nekomancer: 12% of the deck being wraths is reasonable.
lesbiandracula: is astral slide viable in premodern?
revjakenash: we walked uphill because all lands were mountains
MrPipboy3000: and you want MORE people to play this format?
lesbiandracula: it's my favorite deck
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
lesbiandracula: yES
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @MikeProvencher *laughs bitterly in only untap one thing per turn*
MikeProvencher: WIth their Jeskai Revalations and their Wandering Emperors.
Mr_Horrible: @lesbiandracula based
youcantlistentobuttons: wait, this is round 1??
lesbiandracula: eternal angel my beloved
spawnofhastur: sure is!
MrPipboy3000: 10 more turns until Serge has a Highlander deck ...
lesbiandracula: i have an english foil one god bless
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
youcantlistentobuttons: Nice! That just means theres so much more to watch!
lesbiandracula: playing for 30 years comes in handy sometimes re building a collection
vinopinguino: god, i love mercadian masques
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
thraximore: hurray
LRRbot: Kor Haven | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target attacking creature this turn.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
Mr_Bitterness: Wasteland, Rishi P, Wall of Blossoms, Phyrexian Furnance, this is when I learned to play
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Micalovits: "some" - I think he could sell one and have money to spare
NotCainNorAbel: Hey Deck This Out!
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
powerflapjack: Emotionally? Untold
youcantlistentobuttons: yeah, it black border
Micalovits: 7'th foils are super expensive
Mr_Horrible: I have a big attachment to the Rav art but yeah 7th art was so good
Jadaris: depends on your bank
dutchmoose: foil 7th Wrath of God is pretty pretty
LRRbot: Uktabi Orangutan [2G] | Creature — Ape [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: Dust Bowl | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Grafted Skullcap [4] | Artifact | At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.
Mr_Horrible: love this card
MikeProvencher: Is Serge playing any Circles of Protection?
thraximore: Huh. I have never seen this card before.
lesbiandracula: oooh the icy man
e_bloc: loved mono red skullcap/bridge
DeM0nFiRe: What did they do to Nigel Thornberry
CatCannonade: surge's deck is beautiful lol
EbDorian: wait, is Skullclamp a reference?
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e_bloc: great question
Mr_Horrible: hell, Bottled Cloister, even
skiddybones: grafted skullcap with null brooch?
vinopinguino: ayyyooo
LRRbot: Tempting Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, each opponent may put any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards from their hand onto the battlefield.
dutchmoose: who up playing w they wurm
BrowneePointz: look at that art
lesbiandracula: oh my god tempting wurm. i'm so old
Juliamon: ooh so tempting
BrowneePointz: Perfect art
InfiniTokens: @dutchmoose Um
oatway: wurm and tell?
KortoVos91: didnt veggiewagon have a deck with this or am i confusing him with anothe content creatr
lesbiandracula: god i drafted so much onslaught
Fruan: Zero is a number
Mr_Horrible: spewreka
thraximore: it's covered in GEMS
vinopinguino: its blinged out
BrowneePointz: gems embedded in its hide
lesbiandracula: this is. i'm extremely in my element. lane, hydrated, whatever
InfiniTokens: Good evening! How goes the game so far?
lesbiandracula: premodern rules
Juliamon: InfiniTokens We're on round 1!
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36:20.
InfiniTokens: Ah so I didn't miss much gameplay
DeM0nFiRe: What the fog
JDMan94: Who up fogging they worm
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
HadesLeprechaun: @InfiniTokens missed a bunch of gameplay, but it was stax gameplay
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outpost | Land | If this land would enter, sacrifice a Plains instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Juliamon: You missed a lot of wraths, glaciers, and sex monkeys
MrSarkhan:
lesbiandracula: incredible
Kentosaurus: GG
lamina5432:
MikeProvencher: ACAB includes Circles of Protection.
Micalovits: That game one was insane
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grgriffin3: That actually ruled
youcantlistentobuttons: I got here late, still in round one, and what a hell of a round!!
hidingbox: our long national nightmare is over
corpocracy: Premodern is so good
PhorrestGaze: low bar
Mr_Horrible: Engineered plague on SOLDIERs? What is this, the Jenova Project?
Micalovits: Will Wheeler swap to goblins for the speed?
e_bloc: wheeler vs nelson and they're playing the mono white prison mirror
vinopinguino: get your shots of espresso in chat, we're in for the long haul
Mr_Horrible: @vinopinguino I've a mango cider with 8.4% abv, that good enough?
Juliamon: Mods also have not been provided decklists yet, so whatever's coming *must* be good
Mr_Horrible: I really hope one of them is on Fires of Yavimaya
MikeProvencher: I hope Nelly is on Stiflenaught.
Mr_Horrible: gimme Burst Fires c'mon
vinopinguino: @Mr_Horrible im surprised youre still coherent
gloamsworn: i'm hoping for deadguy ale
e_bloc: I do miss saproling burst
Mr_Horrible: @vinopinguino well I *did* just eat
e_bloc: even though I never played it in standard
MikeProvencher: Ohh you're right. I take back what I said, I want Nelly on Deadguy Ale.
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Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc likewise, it was just such a neat design
Vinewood_OG: Someone defrost Nelly
e_bloc: I was the stuborn nether spirit/ foil player
Mr_Horrible: oh it was far before my time with the game, just one of the old archetypes I was always enamored with after I read about it
Mr_Horrible: well, maybe not that far, now I think about it
Mr_Horrible: time dilation due to modern printing rates, and all that
Orestes290: Ness!!!!
e_bloc: true story
e_bloc: fact: Nelson did not have a beard before game 1 started
MikeProvencher: Come on Nelly on Deadguy Ale! Give me what I want!
Mr_Horrible: PK Draw-Go
vinopinguino: rita repulson
Mr_Bitterness: C'mon Ponza
vinopinguino: keyword madness
e_bloc: aquameoba hell yeah
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Presumably Graham is now slowly banging his head against the fridge.
Mr_Horrible: this was when madness debuted
e_bloc: circular logic
northos: no, this is sparta
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
BrowneePointz: Wild Mongrel and Circular Logic BAYBEEE
e_bloc: arrogant wurm
e_bloc:
Mr_Horrible: Torment, iirc
e_bloc: surprised Serge didn't know that, but i don't blame you
Mr_Horrible: 40 uncommons for an absolutely killer list
Mr_Horrible: and none of this 20-dollar uncommon bullshit we get nowadays
e_bloc: I ran the rock all the time
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: howl from beyond
Orestes290: Pidgeot?
WiJohn: Rabid Wombat
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The person who started me off with third ed had all of the cards in folders (yes, all to date) and the playing stock
InfiniTokens: Gaea's Liege (not Gaea's Cradle, unfortunately)
meddlingmage_:
my first single was an urborg
Mr_Horrible: first single I ever bought was a playset of Sun Droplet to build a mono-black artifact control from the Building On A Budget column on the mtg website
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JumbahJawn: My first single was Theros Minotaurs for my Kindered Minotaurs deck
meddlingmage_: moneyballin!
Voidhawk42:
I feel confident in saying, tonight is the boomerist of boomer magic that has ever been on LRR
Voidhawk42: Love it
Mr_Bitterness: Oooooh heeeell yeaaah NELLY
MikeProvencher: Hatred is the first single I ever bought!
e_bloc: I just re-bought a hatred
powerflapjack: ravenous rats gets on base
Mr_Horrible: oh sligh, the classic
Kentosaurus: It gets on base?
EbDorian:
I _think_ my first singles were Sylvan Caryatids
meddlingmage_: oh soup moment
Mr_Horrible: Goblins of the Flarg
BrowneePointz: Seeing the Sheer Nostalgic Joy on Nelly's face there lol
Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Horrible Jackal Pup / Mogg Fanatic into Ironclaw Orcs into Suq'Ata Lancer
raze667: are you playing ritual Negator?
LRRbot: Sarcomancy [B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no Zombies on the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
EricTheOrange: My first ever deck was mono green ramp. I wonder if their is a mono green ramp in this format
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Bitterness we used to be a REAL society
InfiniTokens: Just InfiniTokens
BrowneePointz: speaking of. WotC Return to Alara plz
BrowneePointz: PLEASE Q.Q
LRRbot: Dauthi Slayer [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Soldier [2/2] | Shadow / This creature attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Horrible To be fair, my other deck was Necoropotence, so I was also the problem
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Dauthi Slayer
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
meddlingmage_: dauthi PLAYER
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
Mr_Horrible: "The specimen appears to be broken"
LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: I respect Wheeler a lot but I need Nelson to win this
Mr_Horrible: what the fuck
Mr_Horrible: Magic players are freaks
clamlad: goddamn
vinopinguino: dr wheeler says, check your wurms regularly
Fruan: Get payed in woims!
hidingbox: also Nelly needs to take damage from the original carnophage
Dog_of_Myth: Check your bulk folks, Found out I had a 7th edition foil in there.
LoadingReadyRun:
When I was a kid, I had a weird feeling like buying singles was somehow "admitting defeat". Like buying a boost in a pay2win videogame instead of "legitimately" grinding
youcantlistentobuttons: Well, he was being a frikkin jerk, he deserved it.
darkpks2: i think i prefer a slight tilt in the camera
Mr_Horrible:
unfortunately Aquameoba got hit pretty hard by the changes to combat damage, but what're ya gonna do 
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
BrowneePointz: That seems very You, Paul
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
NotCainNorAbel: It took about 45 minutes to get to this spots last match
darkpks2: zombiez goo
InfiniTokens: He's trying to make "Fetch" a thing
LoadingReadyRun: ("grinding" in this case meaning bying packs and trading)
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Mr_Horrible: god Hatred's so sick
CompleatedPinkie: Thankfully Arrogant Wurm was reprinted in The List - that version is somewhat cheaper...
vinopinguino: love that hatred call
vinopinguino: this is podracing
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Mr_Bitterness: Hatred is another card I regret never getting when Exodus came out
hd_dabnado: "we agreed to knock over the judge and steal the prize packs"
termi385: game 1 usually has no sideboarding ever
TriforceDrummer: I know top cut best of 5 at Pro Tours still do that
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Nantuko Shade [BB] | Creature — Insect Shade [2/1] | {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
hd_dabnado: 33% -> 40% vs 20%
LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.
darkpks2: ougghh
EbDorian:
no boards until the match is on the line 
SoylentDoener: so serge never watches pro tour
Mr_Horrible: swamp rit hippie OOOOOUGH
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I always enjoyed making people suffer with hippies
hidingbox: dog!
Mr_Bitterness: My first turn one Dark Ritual into Hippie solidified my enjoyment of Magic
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
PhuzNutz: @SoylentDoener Nope, he's way too busy building canals
darkpks2: i bet wolves love zombies
Mr_Horrible: "and becomes the color of your choice" was so hateful back in the day
BrowneePointz: Dredgevine!
SoylentDoener: @PhuzNutz fair, important too
BrowneePointz: ah the era that got Survival that got banned
PhuzNutz: !decks
Dog_of_Myth: !decks
PhuzNutz: Thanks Dog!
LRRbot: Phyrexian Negator [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/5] | Trample / Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
hidingbox: holy moly!
powerflapjack: N E G A T O R
vinopinguino: negator is such a fun card
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
powerflapjack: negator is so cool
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Mr_Horrible: back in Sprong Jail
termi385: werde getwungen
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
Mr_Horrible: oh god I think I saw something in Nelly's hand and it makes me so happy
Kentosaurus: This is a fun matchup
LRRbot: Contagion [3BB] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Distribute two −2/−1 counters among one or two target creatures.
Mr_Horrible: beautiful beautiful
LoadingReadyRun: "Phyrexian Negator, don't negate ME!"
Fruan: I miss how much early Magic's counters were utter chaos.
LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
InfiniTokens:
No dry erase counters? Good for those weird counter types 
Mr_Horrible: it's a 4/5, yeah
InfiniTokens: @Fruan And mostly colored beads
Mr_Horrible: yeeeeesssss
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
InfiniTokens: Thought Ben meant to literally draw a dog at first
GasCityGaming: can i pet that dog?
EbDorian:
@InfiniTokens they all have sexmonkey written on the 
EbDorian: *them
darkpks2: 5/5
vinopinguino: bang bang
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Mr_Bitterness: This is real mono black hatred baby
LoadingReadyRun: @GasCityGaming if you're ok getting your hand wet
powerflapjack: gaming
termi385: @EbDorian what
DeM0nFiRe:
darkpks2: mono black needs pokemon supporters
LRRbot: Wonder [3U] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Flying / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
vinopinguino: this is magic bby
Dog_of_Myth:
powerflapjack: Nelson, I want you to know that I respect you more than any other magic player on earth right now
hidingbox: Powerful magic right there!
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
darkpks2: huge
InfiniTokens: @EbDorian It happens sometimes!
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.
powerflapjack: this is why they made mayhem
Delmsh: That's correct serge
anhakha: Dunno if this has been stated anywhere or not, but is LRR going to MagicCon Amsterdam? Hoping to go to my first ever MagicCon this year and curious if i'll have a chance to meet anyone from LRR.
raze667: you discard into exile and may cast
gloamsworn: yeah deadguy ales the thinking persons deck
BrowneePointz: exiled from hand as trigger ye
darkpks2: i hope theres a buck or two on this
raze667: if you do not it goes to grave
darkpks2: office season stats
AllTheWeasels: Glory is such a sweet card
darkpks2: only counts if its a random chosen deck and filmed live
Mr_Horrible: oh man, brushhopper
RegularSir: Wild Mongrel's a hell of a card.
LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
EbDorian:
plundypops: This is peak magic
LRRbot: Dauthi Slayer [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Soldier [2/2] | Shadow / This creature attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Tormod's Crypt [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.
RegularSir: @plundypops 100% agree
LRRbot: Waterfront Bouncer [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Spellshaper [1/1] | {U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
gloamsworn: your forgetting about the card spent to draw nelly
powerflapjack: oh baby waterfront BOUNCER
powerflapjack: my favorite square enix property, the bouncer
Mr_Horrible: the disturbing realization that Unsummon is actually better than a lot of cards in your hand
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Skittering Skirge [BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Imp [3/2] | Flying / When you cast a creature spell, sacrifice this creature.
RegularSir: Love the skittering creatures
powerflapjack: @Mr_Horrible OR all the cards in your hand say "also unsummon"
MikeProvencher: This might be the most Nelly deck Nelly has ever played on FNPF.
LRRbot: Sarcomancy [B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no Zombies on the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
Mr_Horrible:
@powerflapjack this is only true if you're a coward who plays madness cards and can't commit to a line
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
LRRbot: Waterfront Bouncer [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Spellshaper [1/1] | {U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
RegularSir: Thankful for Kai Budde for making madness great.
Mr_Horrible: yeah he's a Saprazzan(sp?)
powerflapjack: @RegularSir o7 to the goat
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
BrowneePointz: My favorite childhood game. Negator Golf
vinopinguino: negator rules
MagicMaxC: lol how is that skittering dude worth it
EbDorian: full Round-robin, not Swiss btw
northos:
well...wrath of god 
RegularSir: @magicmaxc because its a 2 mana 3/2 flyer
powerflapjack: !card spiritmonger
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {B}: Regenerate this creature. / {G}: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
powerflapjack: this was a huge power outlier because it was a 5 mana 6/6 without a drawback in the premodern era where that never happened
RegularSir: Spiritmonger should still be a great card in premodern.
powerflapjack: creatures got SO much stronger after like... 2006
RegularSir: It gets edicted, but just sac a BoP.
EbDorian:
@powerflapjack and they never stopped
BrowneePointz: @powerflapjack does 1998's Morphling mean nothing to you?
Dog_of_Myth: Su-Chi, Heck yeah
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: On recurring nightmare or having one?
Mr_Bitterness: Break out the Bottle Gnomes everyone
Delmsh: Wheeler have you ever done (or have any desire to do) a tour of your collection? I love seeing all your awesome foils and signed cards during canlander and cube streams.
rosesmcgee: Love the arrogant worms
GasCityGaming: saw them live a few years back (2017)? They're great!
JackalCostuming: Evening, you crazy kids!
Kentosaurus: Is arrogant worms also black socks never get dirty?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Arrogant Worms are fun. (Said from the UK.)
vinopinguino: both players that last game: "And I hope you die I hope we both die"
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, cripes. LimeWire mislabelling . . .
nyc_mtg:
RegularSir: The only Candaian band I know is The Guess Who
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Micalovits: I have used the arrogant worms happy birthday song for years
e_bloc: still can't find that great song teenage wasteland
nyc_mtg: bop around the clock
MikeProvencher: People to this day still think the Legend of Zelda song is done by System of a Down.
nyc_mtg: +2 incredible
DeM0nFiRe:
WiJohn:
circusofkirkus: brainstone
EbDorian: @RegularSir never heard Rush??
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @RegularSir Learn of Barenaked Ladies before they hunt you . . .
abracajakra: +2 nelly
GasCityGaming: it was a rock, goblin!
NotCainNorAbel: @e_bloc I think the first two I grabbed were not the version I wanted
LRRbot: Wonder [3U] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Flying / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
Diabore: we just got boulder rush? if youd count that?
Mindfire13: !Card Boulderfall
LRRbot: Boulderfall [6RR] | Instant | Boulderfall deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: seismic assault, the classic
powerflapjack: forked bolt
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
powerflapjack: the new invention
e_bloc: !volley of boulders
e_bloc: !card volley of boulders
LRRbot: Volley of Boulders [8R] | Sorcery | Volley of Boulders deals 6 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. / Flashback {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}
WiJohn: Ah, the early worm is a bird
e_bloc: the flashback always gets me
tryllebanjo: Wurm is coming and he's gonna KICK your ass!
tryllebanjo: 'Cause you've always been a rotten little spike!
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
nyc_mtg: profitable chump is 10 year old wheeler running away with a $2 yavimaya coast
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Is prifitable chump a stand in for grunge?
powerflapjack: @nyc_mtg +2
LRRbot: Bone Shredder [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Minion [1/1] | Flying / Echo {2}{B} / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
RegularSir: These eyes...cry every night...for you....
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
nyc_mtg: discard target non-english card
RegularSir: That wurm is so arrogant.
e_bloc: I cast dark ritual on you
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: So, who will be fed to the thallids?
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
abracajakra: a 2nd wurm has hit the...
powerflapjack: they fly now
e_bloc: the rare flecho
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: just got home from a family gathering. time for some magic
LRRbot: Tempting Wurm [1G] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, each opponent may put any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards from their hand onto the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: Cuz everytime we touch, I wurm, this feeling
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Bad Wheeler!
tryllebanjo: bwain go goop after a full stax match
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
pctjoe: like quigon said "there is always a bigger worm
e_bloc: show me your quirion dryad
RegularSir: Nimble Mongoose! So good!
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I'll not trust the blue until I see Tim.
tryllebanjo:
Daw Jesus, not that nightmare again
Micalovits: Nightmare is a messed up card
nyc_mtg: worm dont even got no bones >:|
e_bloc: its really too bad you cant play nightmare in commander
lesbiandracula: i've been watching the vod but i keep wanting to pop in and ask questions about viability. like can i play MORPHLING in this format? god please say yes
Micalovits: So you are almost through game 1?
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
e_bloc: you bet your sweet ass lesbiandracula
e_bloc: I think it actually spiked not too long ago
lesbiandracula: blue green madness. who's on tog
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
lesbiandracula: incredible. god bless premodern
e_bloc: premodern is the gift that keeps on giving so far
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
e_bloc: oh yeah
BrowneePointz: DANGIT
BrowneePointz: he b eat me to the joke
BrowneePointz: my fingies too slow
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LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
EbDorian: @RegularSir Hip! There's another for ya
Kentosaurus: Tragically crypt RIP Gord Downie
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
nyc_mtg: pauper all star Deep Analysis lets gooo
lesbiandracula: premodern makes me want to gush about, like. 2003 magic. the only time i'll be nostalgic for that year
lesbiandracula: i made it to nationals that year! it was my prime!
gloamsworn: @lesbiandracula what deck were you playing?
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
lesbiandracula: astral slide!
e_bloc: I went to whichever nationals was san diego
e_bloc: was that 2003?
lesbiandracula: which eventually is the deck that won that year so
lesbiandracula: ebloc it literally was
e_bloc: saw you there maybe
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
e_bloc: I still have my badge
LRRbot: Ravenous Baloth [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Sacrifice a Beast: You gain 4 life.
Stormgod519: good evening folks
Micalovits: The angry baby is also messed up
Stormgod519: yay rec sur
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
lesbiandracula: me too! i think scourge had come out recently? there was a lot of dragonstorm key art
Delmsh: Wheeler have you ever done (or have any desire to do) a tour of your collection? I love seeing all your awesome foils and signed cards during canlander and cube streams.
nyc_mtg: +2
e_bloc: after 1975 really
gloamsworn: taking notes
e_bloc: the wild thing about nationals to me was the limited was Rotisserie Draft
lesbiandracula: love that dog.
Stormgod519: mawp
HadesLeprechaun: aaaa
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: So, if we see Wheeler we can demand five dollars to not shout about all his easily-fenced cards?
e_bloc: dogs have always been good
lesbiandracula: i wanna play junk. spectral lynx, spiritmonger, such like
ghyllnox: Awful crackles just then
e_bloc: it's kinda funny how important changing colors could be then and how irrelevant it iis now
Greendrag13:
@lesbiandracula 
dog is loved.
Vinewood_OG: Shots fired! Shots fired! I need backup.
Stormgod519: its so weird how when the mic goes off you can't ever hear them...
kingrilz3rd: when I read 4 player premodern I thought premodern commander XD
BrowneePointz: One of my earliest streams I was muted for the first 30 minutes
BrowneePointz: and I felt stuuuupiiiiiiid
Stormgod519: I love doing that during a prerelease
e_bloc: uw control into rebels?
e_bloc: I always loved that
Julian_Rogue: I keep monitors in my ear to check. it takes a few months but eventually you can talk while speech jamming yourself.
Stormgod519: that's what they want you to think
clamlad: ironman magic
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loufghyslaufey: Why yes
e_bloc: its funny how that is almost exactly the opposite
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I have never bought singles. I just enjoyed seeing what weird things I could come up with from what I had.
Lyriviel: Solo selffound Magic
vinopinguino: boomers reminiscing
BrowneePointz: Pre-Pioneer Commander would be sick
lesbiandracula: pauper commander
HadesLeprechaun: YESSSS
Stormgod519: oh hell yeah
HadesLeprechaun: pizza face?
youcantlistentobuttons: OH FUCK YEAH
Stormgod519: yes
lesbiandracula: wonder if pizza face will show up
like17badgers: premodern commander with some Elder Dragons?
r10pez10: tiny leaders
e_bloc: hell yeah
Julian_Rogue: pauper? I barely know her
MikeProvencher: This is Joven erasure and I won't have it!
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
ProcyonFlynn: !card Ramirez DePietro
LRRbot: Ramirez DePietro [3UBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [4/3] | First strike
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
nyc_mtg: leeeezard
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
lesbiandracula: who up roarin their wurm
Stormgod519: noted
Mindfire13: How many people are using uncommon legends? (Hoping for Adeliz, the Cinder Wind spellslinger aggro)
Stormgod519: will be doing that in Vegas, Wheeler
loufghyslaufey: Yet at the same time, aren't the first sellers of on demand singles somewhat considered the first "scalpers" before the trend of scalpers became a thing?
e_bloc: and then give him 5 $
HadesLeprechaun: My Reyav, Master Smith Pauper deck is like my personal favorite deck
r10pez10: "oh what up wurm" *hands five dollars* "see you sensual streamer"
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
vinopinguino: wuddup wurm! *daps wheeler up with a $5 in my palm*
Stormgod519: @r10pez10 lol but also NO!
Mr_Horrible: Rootwalla vs Wallaroots
nyc_mtg: whaddap worm *hands you a labubu*
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
e_bloc: ngl I have the dream to build a commander deck that is all foriegn except for one guided passage
Mr_Horrible: it was sick when combat damage went on the stack
EbDorian:
I still remember when I waved at Wheeler at GP Vancouver '18, and he waved back having no idea who I was
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
e_bloc: yeah premodern should use damage on the stack
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Seriously, if your garden is all painlands it's time to give up and hire a professional gardener.
r10pez10: he knows what the fans want
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
lesbiandracula: i took a break around time spiral then came back a couple years later at a prerelease and was like, damage on the stack? and everyone went. what
lesbiandracula: "ah. the world has changed"
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
Stormgod519: WURM!
LRRbot: Bone Shredder [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Minion [1/1] | Flying / Echo {2}{B} / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
Stormgod519: cya Wurm
lesbiandracula: the wurm has turned
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: oof ow my bones
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
e_bloc: gg shake my hand
CrossXhunteR: is nelly leaving any snacks
Stormgod519: take care Coach Nelly!
lesbiandracula: byedad
nyc_mtg: bye nelson
EbDorian:
e_bloc: thanks nelson!
Strebenherz: bye nelson
Mr_Horrible: does it have the plastic corners? I don't want Wheeler to inadvertently hurt himself
GasCityGaming: bye nelly!
lesbiandracula: ah
superdude097: goodbye to nelson
Delmsh: bye nelly
youcantlistentobuttons: g'bye nelson!
lesbiandracula: i wish nelson was here
r10pez10: a
drcthulu: bye Nelson
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
Mr_Horrible: farewell Nelly (for the 2nd time today)
solarsheeptoken: we’ll behave!
loufghyslaufey:
Will Nelly Remember Thee...
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: For Nelly, now the real Dark Souls begins.
KakuEpsilon: Goodbye to Nelson.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Echo?
EbDorian:
weep not for the memories 
hidingbox: 4 of a kind
Mr_Horrible: nothing makes sense, it's Premodern
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
lesbiandracula: goosh
nyc_mtg: in front of my salad??
Stormgod519: oh god this card is legal
Stormgod519: I forgot
KakuEpsilon: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Echo.
e_bloc: its 2026
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
lesbiandracula: i just want to name old magic cards
Mr_Horrible: the wurm even looks smug, 10/10
lesbiandracula: circular logic
LRRbot: Aquamoeba [1U] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/3] | Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
lesbiandracula: fires of yavimaya
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Stormgod519: true
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Stormgod519: oooooooo
LRRbot: Annul [U] | Instant | Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
EbDorian:
"I [Cling to Dust] your [Galvanic Discharge]" "huh...?" 
the_walloper: should the wall be dead?
Stormgod519: @the_walloper 5 toughness
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
the_walloper: oh I thought it was 4 for some reason
Mr_Horrible: 3/3 squirrels? What'll they think of next
Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible a 3/3 squirrel that makes more squirrels?
LilacAndLilies: Oh, the millions of the rock and his millions
MegaDosX: Has anyone ever done something competitively with Survival of the Fittest and Tortured Existence?
lesbiandracula: saw a ravenous baloth while he was looking and had my first spike of positive endorphins in 20 years
Cavemanhar: did we pay for echo on the first hermit
Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 you get that modern horizons heresy away from me
MegaDosX: Or would that be the kind of jank only really at home in Commander?
Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible its okay; it can't hurt you
Stormgod519: MH2 isn't a real set anyways
Mr_Horrible: I'll have to check the lists after this, I'm curious if Graham actually has a Plaguelord in there
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
lesbiandracula: i like that this wurm has enough sense of self for arrogance
Stormgod519: I love when updating a game takes way longer because my computer chooses to take its sweet time despite nothing going on
Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly just wondering if sending the hermits is good, but I don't really wanna do the math
e_bloc: it was definitely not incorrect
gloamsworn: i think ethics wise its probably usually incorrect to kill your friends with squirrels
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible I probably would've, but I'm impatient like that
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn tell that to Chatterfang players...
MegaDosX: Sent the Hermits that is
EbDorian:
@Stormgod519 there's _always_ something going on
e_bloc: I turn off math at 10 p.m.
Stormgod519: @EbDorian Ive closed everything except browser and the launcher
Stormgod519: it does this a lot
lesbiandracula: can i earthcraft squirrel nest in this
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX yeah, I'd have to see if Wheeler could afford to greed them or not
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: ayyyy
Stormgod519: game threeeeeeeeeeee
MegaDosX: !card deranged hermit
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
BrowneePointz: Yea Seth Green's production company
Mr_Horrible: wait that's *your* deck, Graham
BrowneePointz: ah ah oo ee "Stupid Monkey"
EbDorian:
@Stormgod519 I'm sure you're right. I was quoting Hot Fuzz
HadesLeprechaun: slam my worm in the car door
MegaDosX: The hard part is Wheeler's deck happens pretty much entirely at instant speed, so there's no way to be sure if he has more blockers to put out
Micalovits: I often want to slam with my worm yes
e_bloc: buddy I wanna slam with my wurm all the time
ContingentCat: On stream?
MegaDosX: In hindsight the Hermits going into the pool would've been lethal but it's hard to tell in the moment
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Mr_Horrible: yeah, it definitely wasn't dobs
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: If you walk without rhythm you won't slam the worm. *nods*
like17badgers: with enough squirrels and prep time, you can do ANYTHING
MegaDosX: Yeah that's fair
Mr_Horrible: esp with him still having a card or so in hand after the wurm
KWardJenx:
200 Loving this content. Thanks so much
LoadingReadyRun: @like17badgers Are the squirrels prepping?
Mr_Horrible: but I'm curious how it shakes out
MegaDosX: That's basically what we were talking about Graham, the maths there was tricky
CrossXhunteR: did the naturalizes come in?
Clicklesly: Could've blocked both hermits for free anyway, right? Since he had 2 creatures not blocking in the end ^^
hidingbox: its not the first hermit, its the second and the third
e_bloc: could premodern make goblin festival expensive? I want to send my kid to college
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Wheeler can take a squirrel. You heard it here first. Bookmakers stunned.
CrossXhunteR: played some avatar jumpstart with my brother today. he seemed enamored with the whole concept
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Ravenous Baloth [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Sacrifice a Beast: You gain 4 life.
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
LRRbot: Mesmeric Fiend [1B] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Oh hey old templating
MegaDosX: !card chrome shell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
gloamsworn: i love you mesmeric fiend
LRRbot: Nantuko Vigilante [3G] | Creature — Insect Druid Mutant [3/2] | Morph {1}{G} / When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Stormgod519: 3 not 2
Stormgod519: DAMMIT
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Stormgod519: wheeler beat me to it
Stormgod519: ayyy, its the thing
LRRbot: Ravenous Baloth [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Sacrifice a Beast: You gain 4 life.
MegaDosX: The Baloth is backloth
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Roar of the Wurm [6G] | Sorcery | Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
Stormgod519: 7-mana 6/6
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
nyc_mtg: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: oh my god
MegaDosX: Who up roaring they wurm?
EbDorian:
youcantlistentobuttons: OOOOhhhOHohhoh
Clicklesly: Wow, Roar has an alternate cost of 7?
nyc_mtg: hey people pay good money for that
Stormgod519: Graham the Wurm Smotherer
MegaDosX: Good lord
thraximore: who up smothering they worm
e_bloc: hell yeah full price wurm
niccus: sounds like a great night
hidingbox: how does one smother a worm?
Stormgod519: @Clicklesly its kinda wild...
hd_dabnado: who else up smothering they worm
Mr_Horrible: he says in Winners Finals
MegaDosX: Wait that's even better
e_bloc: @hidingbox I'd tell you but it's tos
iPsyop: is my streamer washed ?
MegaDosX: Who up smothering they wurm?
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
vinopinguino: I wish that was me
Micalovits: Just cast on of the 16 wraths in serges deck
Mr_Horrible: HELL YEAH IT WAS
LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
thraximore:
Mr_Horrible: smother, my goat
EbDorian:
Nice flex, G
nyc_mtg: $6 of value
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: on his own terms, I respect it
circusofkirkus: lmao
WiJohn: $6 hand!
e_bloc: is there an enchantress deck in premodern
hd_dabnado: DIRTY
Stormgod519: holy shit G
62MGcobra: he saw the line
MegaDosX: !card smother
LRRbot: Smother [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
dougma: omg that was brutal
circusofkirkus: Graham is the most premodern
nyc_mtg: LuL
Mr_Horrible: finally confirming Wheeler is mana value 3 or less
Stormgod519: I love Rec Sur so much
gloamsworn: only playable format left
Mr_Horrible: !card harrow
LRRbot: Harrow [2G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
meddlingmage_: premodern is peak modern
EbDorian: the cost was time
e_bloc: the throwback value is huge
hd_dabnado: I wish I would have checked out premodern when I was at Shoebox last weekend
CrossXhunteR: i have some vod watching to do, it sounds like
circusofkirkus: at the cost of the called shot cabal therapy
youcantlistentobuttons: The last two rounds were less time that just the first.
e_bloc: thats like six less rocks you can kill
HadesLeprechaun: I cant clip an hour and 15 minutes
jchinnock: at what cost? he only missed his child’s college graduation
BrowneePointz: debut is on the 31st
BrowneePointz: Iirc
Diabore: less words
Mr_Horrible: just "less", in general
e_bloc: I like exponents
gloamsworn: and no crossovers
Boltarion: i missed the last game?
e_bloc: just "less"
Boltarion: who won?
MegaDosX: Graham won last game
dumbo3k: @Boltarion G star
Mr_Horrible: @Boltarion G got it in game 3
drcthulu: Graham did
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I enjoyed the days of a table full of chumps nibbling each other to death
MegaDosX: Wheeler flooded hardcore
RatherLargeToad:
it has cards designed to be unplayable instead 
62MGcobra: i did this as a child. now i know what i'm doing, I wanna do it now!
e_bloc: I mean these cards are fun as helll
Micalovits: Pre-modern has a very wide meta which is neat
MegaDosX: !card goblin goon
LRRbot: Goblin Goon [3R] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [6/6] | This creature can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player. / This creature can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.
meddlingmage_: aww you gota play gobins next week
Mr_Horrible: "Youse want I should attack, boss?"
MegaDosX: Oh right this thing
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Discard was always fun
e_bloc: oh I miss 3 mana gooning
LRRbot: Goblin Goon [3R] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [6/6] | This creature can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player. / This creature can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.
e_bloc: warchief goon
RatherLargeToad: hired goons?
CrossXhunteR: where's the 100+ card mono white control deck
e_bloc: you got any clickslithers in there
PhuzNutz: Oh no, I just build a gobbo deck
LoadingReadyRun: Gruulblins
Mr_Horrible: ol' Patrick Bidding
e_bloc: I've loved to run out the goon since I was like 16
Juliamon: CrossXhunteR that was the first round
Vequinox: no premodern is still on mtgo permanently now
Stormgod519: no banlist modern? so hell???
Mr_Horrible: "But I need to play my hogaaks"
MegaDosX: No banlist Modern sounds miserable
e_bloc: sac everything to goblin prospector cast bidding
Mr_Horrible: oh, sick
Mr_Horrible: nah, Apoc
RatherLargeToad: if your mono red goblins pop up, please consult a physician
CrossXhunteR: how many goblin creatures have goblin in the name
e_bloc: apoc
Mr_Horrible: he's the enemy color 2-drop common from Apoc for RW
Micalovits: Legion Loyalist is the one G is thinking of
e_bloc: sac deal 2 sac prevent 2
PhuzNutz: Phew, I'm good (:
gloamsworn: was deadguy ale on your list?
Mr_Horrible: him, Llanowar Dead, Razorfin Hunter, Corpse Knight(?), and Yavimaya Skyfolk
e_bloc: wait patrol hound
MegaDosX: Bruh
Stormgod519: oh my god
Vequinox: premodern best format
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Dink and tap was always great fun to play on a big table. You would win more often than should have been possible by playing politics.
e_bloc:
@Mr_Horrible man I wanted to run gaea's skyfolk in commander until I realized he's awful now
Mr_Horrible: ah, Putrid Warrior, that was the WB Apoc critter
e_bloc: oh yeah I forgot all about putrid warrior
e_bloc: yeah non-old ravenous baloths are cheap
goblin_snowman: Gold border cards are also legal for most premodern settings
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc oh yeah it turns out "2-mana 2/2 flier no downside" is no longer a selling point because it doesn't do your taxes or give your opponent a swirly on ETB
avjamethyst: you can still get a button no matter what code you use
thraximore:
DeM0nFiRe:
EbDorian:
cut the mic!
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible at least it's a merfolk elf
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc we do need more of that, it's true
iPsyop: I have like 15 buttons from this year alone lol.
PhuzNutz: snap (:
Stormgod519: I got so many buttons
Mr_Horrible:
oh god they're going after his tenure 
meddlingmage_:
meddlingmage_: please play premodern again sometime!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
gloamsworn: universes beyond should be made illegal in all formats
Stormgod519:
100
Stormgod519: we do like it
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn eh, nah
MegaDosX: @gloamsworn Nah.
meddlingmage_:
meddlingmage_:
gloamsworn: @Stormgod519 yah
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn nah
gloamsworn: @MegaDosX yah
Mindfire13: Universes Beyond Constructed could be fun (could, not is. Wording matters)
EbDorian:
legit, how this format evolves would be very interesting
KakuEpsilon: @gloamsworn Universes Beyond should be its own format by now
Kentosaurus: Great stream everyone
Stormgod519: @Mindfire13 tbf Idk if anyone has tried that
Stormgod519: ggs players
gloamsworn: @KakuEpsilon so long as its removed from standard thats fine by me
MegaDosX: @KakuEpsilon The whole reason UB is in Standard is because people wanted somewhere they could play their UB cards that isn't Commander, or a format like Modern with a higher entry cost
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn I don't think that would do much good but that's not a convo for this chat
MikeProvencher: Oh no, Rot is the LAST thing you want your Wood to do!
Juliamon: sure would be nice if people could stop yucking other people's UB yums
Stormgod519: what MegaDos said
Stormgod519: True Juliamon
BrowneePointz: It's a Beat Em Up roguelike I think
BrowneePointz: for Rotwood
YeetTheRich_: game good
gloamsworn: @Juliamon wotc yucked my yum by making ub inescapable in official constructed magic
youcantlistentobuttons: It's a good game
Juliamon: it's OK to not like things, but don't be a dick about it
Stormgod519: my friend has been playing it a fair bit
BrowneePointz: @gloamsworn Log off. Touch Grass
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn you are under zero obligation to play the cards if you really don't want to
Juliamon: gloamsworn good news, you have other formats you can play
Stormgod519: ^
underhill33: i'm playing it right now
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: My villainous other hasn't tried it yet and I may gnaw off my own leg before getting to try the multiplayer.
Mr_Horrible: every sentence about it is just "Zalto's got big tromple, Sir Plompy"
Stormgod519: you did WHAT to WHO?!?
gloamsworn: @Juliamon not really at the moment i can only pplay on arena so i just cant play
meddlingmage_:
marathon mentioned
Mr_Horrible:
I wish they did more with the silkworm motif
Mindfire13: I recently got Slay the Spire 1 due to the sale. It's fun.
Juliamon: gloamsworn skill issue I guess
Mr_Horrible: like PLEASE GOD that trailer was so cool
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn again, you don't have to play the cards if you don't want to
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: lol Wheeler...
BrowneePointz: Cronos maaaay be a bit overlong
Mr_Horrible: with digital objects
e_bloc: its a middleaged dawn at this point
Stormgod519:
MegaDosX: @gloamsworn Magic the Gathering does not revolve around you. Deal with it.
gloamsworn: @Stormgod519 i have too much self respect to play a crossover tcg
Mr_Bitterness: Small men fighting
MegaDosX: @gloamsworn Could've fooled me
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz given my experience, it's more the boys than the game, in this case. It does not lend itself well to 1-a-week gaming, tho
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn then this game is not for you frankly
Stormgod519: like, that's all I can say
MikeProvencher: @MegaDosX Does it resolve around me, by any chance?
Mr_Horrible: you've been shorted!
MikeProvencher:
*Revolve. Rats, my dumb joke is ruined 
MegaDosX:
@MikeProvencher It revolves around me, in fact. I am John Magic. 
gloamsworn: <message deleted>@Stormgod519 well less than a year ago standard didnt have any crossover cards in it
e_bloc: I'm surprised Cameron has waited this long to play it on talking sim
e_bloc: deeply sarcastic
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX can you get them to use fewer words?
ihlendrax: Sunderfolk was so cute.
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone wanted to be friends with Chirp
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible I actually just issued an edict for them to use more words.
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn and it was being complained about a ton because a few cards were ruining the format... UB didn't introduce any fo the complaining
Juliamon: Yeah something weird did happen
Jadaris: sunderfolk rules so hard
Vequinox: it did blip for a second
omdorastrix: There was a frme stutter
Mr_Horrible:
I mean we saw it, but figured it'd be impolite to draw attention to
gloamsworn: <message deleted>@Stormgod519 not counting vivi you mean?
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX AUGH
Cptasparagus: everything blipped, you should stream for a few more hours to make sure it was a fluke
Vinewood_OG:
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn People had been complaining about Rage and Beans for a looooong time, well before Vivi and Final Fantasy joined the game
e_bloc: daylight savings time is when you should rotate your windows
MegaDosX: !card spike weaver
LRRbot: Spike Weaver [2GG] | Creature — Spike [0/0] | This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Juliamon: Vivi would have been a problem even if it were Magic-flavoured and not a crossover at all
MegaDosX: Oh right
e_bloc: oh man I run spike weaver in titus
Stormgod519: also cutter
MegaDosX: That would've been funny
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: In the old days people would threaten to rearrange your face. Now it's your windows and much more frightning.
Stormgod519: cutter wasn't being helpful either and it came before ff
e_bloc: *tidus
Juliamon: There have always been broken cards that slip into new sets
meddlingmage_: spike peaker
e_bloc: is blinding angel anything
RatherLargeToad: I don’t even think Vivi was the worst card banned last her. Kori Steel Cutter was worse, and was not UB
gloamsworn: <message deleted>@Stormgod519 i'm aware i was playing through that, but i refuse to play a format where crossover cards are legal regardless of there power level i play magic for magic not for spiderman if i want spiderman i read a comic
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e_bloc: loved that guy in oath
Stormgod519: @RatherLargeToad yep Also Rage and Beans were banned with cutter and had been asked to be banned by the standard community for along while
e_bloc: is oath banned
PigmyWurm: Is Astral Slide at all a deck in the format?
e_bloc: I assume will is banned
Stormgod519: @gloamsworn then this isn't the game for you
gloamsworn: <message deleted>@but it was less than a year ago
Juliamon: ok, now you're just repeating your points.
Stormgod519: can I yeet the rich?
iPsyop: Paralax tide just got banned
EbDorian: @Juliamon @Stormgod519 Love you guys, but I think you're getting baited.
gloamsworn: <message deleted>and thers no reason it couldnt be again
e_bloc:
pctjoe: spike weaver was a core of my fog deck
Juliamon: This is a formal warning, gloamsworn please chill
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Stormgod519: @EbDorian oh probably
Juliamon: EbDorian It's my job though
Stormgod519: im just tired af
Juliamon: and yeah it's near midnight here
gloamsworn: <message deleted>@Juliamon whats wrong with stating my opinoion on the current state of magic im not insulting anyon?
Strebenherz:
100
Stormgod519: hehe, nice!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Stormgod519 If your arm is up to it, I'll clap and cheer
Mr_Horrible: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving when I return to my PC and my tabs are out of order
Stormgod519: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving give me like 10 minutes for a warmup
RatherLargeToad: UB is wildly popular. it’s not going anywhere
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Mr_Horrible Aargh!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I am home.
Mr_Horrible: but I *am* home!
RatherLargeToad: but I am home…
Stormgod519: aight fine, I will Wheeler
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q040strem
Juliamon: "what's wrong with ignoring a mod's directive" well nothing I guess
Stormgod519: also I am home
e_bloc: thanks for the overtime
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Stormgod519 Yay!
EbDorian:
Juliamon: but you get what you ask for
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
dumbo3k: o/
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads
Stormgod519: gnight friends
Mr_Horrible:
@Juliamon playing stupid games (much like Magic: The Gathering )
Stormgod519:
Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible true
vinopinguino: Bye fellow stinkies
dumbo3k:
Juliamon: also, for the record, a year ago it was Aetherdrift and people didn't like that either
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