ihlendrax: !box
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KeytarCat: !findquote pancake
LRRbot: Quote #1536: "Bunny pancakes, anyone?"
Juliamon: wow, the rare unattributed quote
Juliamon: I wonder who it was
GasCityGaming: Also the context of it
KeytarCat: !help
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
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Manae: !quote 1535
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Manae: It's an oldy
GasCityGaming: lol the "only dreams now" line
Manae: !next
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Juliamon: The qdb isn't fully chronological
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GasCityGaming: I am curious to see how one makes a garden of powdered orange drink
Juliamon: well, see, first you get some xanthan gum.....
BraveOthello: Sadly D&D got cancelled, but I guess I'll take AFK
BraveOthello: @GasCityGaming Thicc. Tang.
GasCityGaming: lol forgot about thicc tang
maclaglen: There are at least four rabbits in my backyard at the moment. I'm stoked.
TomatoKigu: I forgot about north american tang…my mind went to the tang dynasty
BraveOthello: @GasCityGaming I wish I could
ArtDecoSunburn: @GasCityGaming Got a lot of astronauts with trowels.
LoadingReadyRun:
@TomatoKigu you are correct 
gnyrinn: @TomatoKigu Tango garden doesn't sound like a better garden either.
e_bloc watched 110 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
I have transcended
TomatoKigu: @LoadingReadyRun That can't be a good sign.
ContingentCat: !advice
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couchboyj: Whiskey Tango Garden
KeytarCat: !findquote focus
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ArtDecoSunburn: E-bloc, that's really giving 110 percent.
e_bloc: eight days a week
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SquareDotCube: who's ready for some orange drink? Or forks?
Strebenherz: let's gooo
SnackPak_: gottem
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: tongue garden, ooh.
RatherLargeToad: The board game astronauts took to the moon
CaptainSpam: THICC Tang Garden.
couchboyj: So we're growing powdered orange drink? Delicious.
Dog_of_Myth: hahha
MrSarkhan:
Strebenherz: PFFT
lamina5432: evenin
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e_bloc: i volunteer as tribute
ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj Straight out of NASA Johnson.
lamina5432: I like the idea of this already
lamina5432: you played an expansion once I think
e_bloc: when you mentioned this last night I thought this sounded brilliant
firehawkzoa: I love tang garden I keep my copy close just in case draft night falls through
e_bloc: how do you forget a board game you played on stream as your job
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: it can be european
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RatherLargeToad: they funky
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc For them, playing a board game is like revising a TPS report for an office worker.
e_bloc: that is essentially what I was going for
RatherLargeToad: Victory. Points.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Grins) And I wish my reports had cubes. Thanks to LRR for making work fun.
jessicaengle: Hello chat
e_bloc: I won't say I never have fun putting together spreadsheets, but I would definitely enjoy tang garden more
exeJayce: hello friends! just in time for another day of fun
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc My Concur travel system could definitely use more goldfish ponds and garden pavilions.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I've heard a lot of people complain about concur, but for expense reports I don't really mind it
LoadingReadyRun: how's the music volume?
e_bloc: I can barely hear it
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's my department's hell on earth, but we keep encountering edge cases.
Diabore: we got tang?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Diabore Goldfish flavored!
e_bloc: I've only been at my job for a month, so I haven't found out what fucked is yet. but right now our accounting system is based on a legacy dos system so uh
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Good luck to you.
exeJayce: legacy dos... oh god. godspeed solider.
e_bloc: its okay they're implementing a new system which always goes super smoothly
RatherLargeToad: Pog Gardens
e_bloc: I've actually been through 2 erp implementations before so its nothing new
KaleidoscopeMind: who last ate chinese food?
e_bloc: Ian
ContingentCat:
BeefcakeEmperor: The German sense of humor is no laughing matter
ArtDecoSunburn: German excitement = alphabitizing
e_bloc: I understand their sense of humor can be a little scattershot
BraveOthello: Wheeler no!
e_bloc: machinehead
Strebenherz: not what i expected to cancel wheeler for
e_bloc: have we moved on from grass
kusinohki: meows
e_bloc:
618 AD
goombalax: I was expecting a lot more orange in this Tang garden
BraveOthello: @e_bloc Date the Tang Dynasty either started or ended?
CaptainSpam:
KeytarCat: There's our orange!
e_bloc: @BraveOthello start
goombalax: the prophecy is true!
RatherLargeToad: bridge spot?
kusinohki: "BIG BRIDGE" - Jordan Hopkins
e_bloc:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ceiling Oyster?
e_bloc: we just exited the supposed oyster season
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Does that cause it to rain pearls?
CaptainSpam: Ben's a Q*Bert?
Bengineering: no im a cube-ert
e_bloc: I ask myself that question so often
e_bloc: "does this do anything"
Bengineering: "hacked"
Redbassist:
kumatsu: spoilers, it's a PRERECORD
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: Either that or ben's running his phone with his feet
ArtDecoSunburn: Did Ben move 2 or 3 there?
e_bloc: I thought Ben sounded funnier than usual
KeytarCat: did Ben take his third stone?
Cptasparagus: rude
e_bloc: ben should be more stoned
Athelgar: Te best apple@
ArtDecoSunburn: A nice Gala.
Redbassist: Stop the game gotta tier list apples
Bengineering: cosmic crisp
avjamethyst: besmirching my favorite apple??
e_bloc: I'm a basic honeycrisp guy
Juliamon: gala is so boring
Heckhoundbolt: i know 3 apples…
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Works well for baking.
exeJayce: red delicious my beloved
Heckhoundbolt: how many types of apples are there?
exeJayce: cosmic is also really good
Redbassist: Too many
SnackPak_: easy F tier
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Red Delicious are pretty. That is their only redeeming quality.
e_bloc: forest can grow many apples
jessicaengle: elementary school-grade apple
DaxStrife: Granny Smiths are perfect, end sentence.
Sogheim: Pink Lady is best. sweet and tart
exeJayce: elementary school grade or not, I am a simple person who still likes them
e_bloc: real talk, I don't care about types of apple, I enjoy them all the same. all apples are medium
Juliamon: I'm a braeburn lifer. Tart, but with a better texture than grannys
jessicaengle: It's okay to like what you like
HadesLeprechaun: the best apple is cider
exeJayce: hah, true
e_bloc: @HadesLeprechaun actually yes this is right
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ArtDecoSunburn: @HadesLeprechaun Johnny Appleseed would agree.
rosesmcgee: Envy apples all day
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn dead men tell no tales
jessicaengle: Ambrosia is my gold standard apple, but I rarely see them around
e_bloc: @rosesmcgee apples are supposed to not make you sin
lirazel64: I'm an old-fashioned apple girl. Roxbury Russet, Cortland, Macoun... and even older ones, like Arkansaw Black and Northern Spy, and Empire.
HadesLeprechaun: I think it was on 2, yeah
rosesmcgee: @e_bloc Then why are they often being depicted as the fruit at the origin of sin?
e_bloc: @rosesmcgee something something satan
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc The story of westward expansion in the Ohio Territory is the movement of cider apples and cider in the Early Republic.
KeytarCat: Did Kathleen get a yellow for that tile?
Juliamon: rosesmcgee bc dumbasses can't understand pomegranates
e_bloc: look what happened to ohio
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc There's a French cathedral with a window where the Fruit of Knowledge is a mushroom.
HadesLeprechaun: the artist streamed a lot of themselves making the artwork for the game during the Kickstarter production, it was neat
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn the french can be so obscene
Dog_of_Myth: @rosesmcgee The depiction of the forbidden fruit as an apple—despite it never being identified as such in the Bible—is a combination of a 4th-century Latin translation pun, medieval artistic evolution, and popular literature. In Genesis, it is simply described as the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
e_bloc: @Dog_of_Myth I mean this with great sincerity, I appreciate this fact
ArtDecoSunburn: @lirazel64 Heritage varieties. Nice. Must be hard to find some.
LoadingReadyRun: @Dog_of_Myth Do not eat the banana of knowledge!
DaxStrife: Rotating Apple, the predecessor to Leek Spin.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dog_of_Myth Exactly. That it came down to us as an apple is a great example of cultural accumulation and syncretism.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Especially the peel.
jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun Work first, then banana of knowledge?
James_the_Dabbler: i hear some people say it was probably a pomegranate though I have no idea how true that is
rosesmcgee: Come for the board games, stay for the judeo-christian anthropology lessons
James_the_Dabbler: @jessicaengle Banana for scale, but it weighs your sins
Juliamon: how you eat the banana of knowledge defines how much knowledge you gain
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle Sounds like something out of Henri Bergson's theory of humor.
kusinohki: high school church camp, a group did a "reenactment of the bible" and brought up "we don't know what fruit and a grape outfit was easier to make than an apple"
HadesLeprechaun: I think the King wants to look at dragons, and Queen wants to look at Moons or Suns or something similar
ArtDecoSunburn: @James_the_Dabbler Gives new meaning to tipping the scale.
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee Well, Einstein did say God doesn't play dice with the universe.
kusinohki: if your heart weighs lighter than the banana of sin...
HadesLeprechaun: red semicircle is just art
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee And John Bunyon portrayed "Pilgrim's Progress" as a board game like track. Hence the Victorian era "Game of Life."
HadesLeprechaun: pavilion floor conveniently has the same circle symbol on the floor
realbadatthis_: old testament wise the pomegranate is supposed to have the same number of aryls as old testament laws...seems kinda knowledge of good and evil to me
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dog_of_Myth I appreciate a literate and knowlegeable commentariat n the LRR chat.
e_bloc: to be fair you can't just stop the rock
ArtDecoSunburn: @realbadatthis_ Between Old Testament and the Greek myth of Persephone, pomengranates do some heavy lifting in antiquity myths.
BrowneePointz: It's like Pomegranates were really, really, really popular
BrowneePointz: (just like there's several folktales in eastern stories about Persimmons)
James_the_Dabbler: Per my younger brother who is a theology major: Probably a fig
ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki Is a green banana purer of heart?
realbadatthis_: @ArtDecoSunburn Pomegranates and mulberries, worth writing home about
LoadingReadyRun: Pomegranates are pretty great
jessicaengle: More like nomegranates amirite
James_the_Dabbler: They’re a pain in the ass to peel though
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Yeah, but so were dates, but all the biblical stories about them are dull accounts of contract law.
jessicaengle: @James_the_Dabbler I vaguely remember watching Alton Brown put the whole thing in a bowl of water and just break it open to brush the aryls out
tehfewl: officers are not your friend
jessicaengle: Banana might be your friend, depends how pure of heart you are
ArtDecoSunburn: @tehfewl Maybe they're an officer with the public health service, just trying their best?
jessicaengle: Banana can see into your soul
e_bloc: casually making water
LoadingReadyRun: breaking the pomegranate into pieces and then holding the pieces over a bowl and smacking it with a spoon works pretty well
James_the_Dabbler: Paul with the Pomegranate tricks
e_bloc: zero, a criminally underrated song by the yeah yeah yeahs
tehfewl: @ArtDecoSunburn ok, but i've got my eye on them
e_bloc: I've always seen the beating a pomegranate with a stone, but my favorite will always be putting garlic in a plastic bag and just smashing it with your fist
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Can you imagine how hard like was for early humanoids before they developed tools with which to smack fruit?
jessicaengle:
e_bloc: surely stick to smack fruit was the first tool
LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn hit pomegranate with other pomegranate
jessicaengle: galaxy brain
ArtDecoSunburn: @tehfewl (Appreciates watchfulness of tehfewl)
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badpandabear: 99 months on the wall..
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KeytarCat: TLC assumed you'd find waterfalls almost worth chasing
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun (Cue "Auch Sprach Zarasthura" scene from "2001," but with chimps smacking pomengranates)
e_bloc: counterpoint: always check behind waterfalls
BrowneePointz: Pagoder? I hardly Know 'er!
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc good point! TLC were clearly not gamers
SFSMaus: You may find caves behind the waterfall
BrowneePointz: Pagoder just made me think of that old "Spagooder" meme vid
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Treasure-hunting movies set in Latin America have taught me that checking behind waterfalls yields stolen conquistador gold, but also cured skeletons.
SFSMaus: And in some cases, dragons. That may end badly.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn you win some, you really win some
ArtDecoSunburn: @SFSMaus Perhaps the extended radioplay version gets into TLC's dragon combat strategies.
e_bloc: some may say dragons are animals
BrowneePointz: Didn't they have a game that just went belly up?
goombalax: they had that Arcane OP
BrowneePointz: oh yea they were doing Last Flag
BrowneePointz: that's what it was
jessicaengle: Are dragons a cryptid?
BrowneePointz: RIP that game
e_bloc: its not a phase paul, it's a step
Heckhoundbolt: HE FINALLY FOUND THE LEGAL MOVE THAT HAS BEEN THERE
ArtDecoSunburn: @jessicaengle At least they're not a crypto(currency).
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Is it in the Warhammer franchise that dragons are a fungus, or is that some other fantasy creature that's really a mushroom?
BrowneePointz: Also, as much as we all make fun of Imagine Dragons, they WERE so pro LGBT they were excommunicated by the Mormon Church
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Orks are fungal
Dog_of_Myth: @ArtDecoSunburn Those are Orks
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz All I know about them is the meming that accompanied their song in a trailer for the Kenneth Branagh Poirot movies.
ArtDecoSunburn: Ahh, thank you, Juliamon and Dog. I knew it was some monster.
Juliamon: You had the franchise at least
BraveOthello: They're aggressively mid, I don't get the dunking on them
BrowneePointz: With Jared Leto Skeletor...
e_bloc: inspires someone to write the fountainhead to the detriment of all of reality
ArtDecoSunburn: @BraveOthello Every generation has its bland pop band that everyone mocks.
adept_nekomancer: A He-sekai, if you will.
jessicaengle: oofa
BrowneePointz: He has a Best Supporting Actor Oscar which unfortunately gives him credo with the studios
jessicaengle: shots fired
Vinewood_OG: Tron died for his sins
Juliamon: I assume Nickelback passed on the mantle of pop punching bag to Imagine Dragons
e_bloc: can morbius even die
BrowneePointz: @Juliamon Kinda. Their biggest thing is just...all their songs legit sound the same .....every album lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Do you think they do a ceremony in the parking lot behind the Rock Hall of Fame in Cleveland?
BraveOthello: So she's a lady of the night?
LoadingReadyRun: In the old He-Man movie I think he did a reverse isekai and came to the real world
e_bloc: does the parasol count as two suns
Juliamon: pop punching bags that just rerelease the same song is an important psychoecological niche
Juliamon: we don't need to like them, but we do need them
HadesLeprechaun: the people are like cats, they see a circle on the ground and they wanna stand in em
BrowneePointz: oh god they're like the Furry Social Media Health Indicator
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon In a sense, they may be the generational glue that holds our fragile society together. I like this path you're on.
jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun From where?
exeJayce: I always figured the pop punching bag role went to Maroon 5 lmao
Heckhoundbolt: Ben, just play it at this point
ArtDecoSunburn: @HadesLeprechaun We should get the Tang Dynasty some laser pointers.
LoadingReadyRun: @jessicaengle from Eternia I guess?
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revjakenash: 92 months! And how come I can't get no tang round here?
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BrowneePointz: @exeJayce It kind of went Nickelback, Train, then Imagine Dragons
e_bloc: I think maroon 5 deserves a turn
BrowneePointz: Pagoda is my favorite Jedi
jessicaengle:
@LoadingReadyRun 
KeytarCat: @BrowneePointz I've liked all of them, as of their first albums
BraveOthello: Well you can pagoda hell for all I care!
LoadingReadyRun: Famous actor Abe Pagoda
Twilight_Spark: Sexy, sexy construction.
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun thats right where my head went
Dog_of_Myth:
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ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Would his character have been Detective Koi?
e_bloc: also everyone wants to kiss paul
Heckhoundbolt: he can see over the wall, thankfully
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LoadingReadyRun: They would be terrible Metal Gear Solid guards
Heckhoundbolt: otherwise, one would question how he sees the animals
HadesLeprechaun: they see in a straight line for the tiles, but can see the entire landscapes in the direction they're facing
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LoadingReadyRun: @Heckhoundbolt its all giraffes
jessicaengle: Its giraffes all the way down
adept_nekomancer: @jessicaengle And they have long necks, so it's a long way down
Heckhoundbolt: fun fact: giraffes hum. it is described as “unnerving”
Vinewood_OG: slop em up!!
e_bloc: cant stop you from ordering steaks and water
ArtDecoSunburn: @Heckhoundbolt Fascinating. Now you're making wonder what other giraffe sounds would be. Like a giraffe with a smoker's hack. Or a giraffe hiccuping.
Strebenherz: @Heckhoundbolt at night too apparently
jessicaengle: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
couchboyj: Observe Dragons doesn't have the same ring to it
e_bloc: giraffes can vomit
ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj They're more formal, but a bit passive, I understand.
LathosTiran: Place dragons into taxonomical categories
Heckhoundbolt: @e_bloc but Horses cannot
e_bloc: @Heckhoundbolt truth. don't poison a horse, for so many reasons
ArtDecoSunburn: @LathosTiran Really popular among taxonomy grad students?
LoadingReadyRun: Eddie Izzard has a bit about Giraffes only being able to politely cough to warn each other of danger
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "But that mare is the last thing between me and the Earldom!"
adept_nekomancer: @LathosTiran Hmm... I'm gonna say they get lumped in with large snakes.
ArtDecoSunburn: What is Wheeler's watch that was on screen there -- a Seiko?
Heckhoundbolt: The bits on top of a Giraffe’s head are called ossicones and are made of bone
benjamin_wheeler: seiko crystal quartz
gualdhar: peaches come, from a can
ArtDecoSunburn: @benjamin_wheeler Nice. I asked because I'm wearing what looks like the same.
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gualdhar: wait how is wheeler talking and on camera
BrowneePointz: And Two Bridges and a Peaaach Treeeee
Paranundrox: significantly more expensive gift than a partridge
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz You just described driving around Midtown Atlanta.
jessicaengle: @gualdhar he's a technowizard?
exeJayce: will the power of paul math help me remember things better?
HadesLeprechaun: also get coins for each decoration on the ground in front of them
ArtDecoSunburn: I hope it's a friendly hermit, like in Tom Stoppard's "Arcadia."
SnackPak_:
Paranundrox: lets go Cori
jessicaengle:
Twilight_Spark: Sell sell sell Wheeler stocks! 👏
SFSMaus:
Heckhoundbolt: expansion time
Juliamon: expansion is next week
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
e_bloc: love the base/expansion idea
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Agree.
Dog_of_Myth: It's a good idea.
ArtDecoSunburn: Could lean into critical lit theory and call Week 1 "Base" and Week 2 "Superstructure." Raymond Williams the heck out of those boardgames.
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PharaohBender27: A late ahoy-hoy! How's the gardening been going?
Juliamon: You're just in time for a fresh game 2!
jessicaengle: Will there be a checkpoint tomorrow?
LoadingReadyRun: @jessicaengle yup!
BrowneePointz: Look what you've done to my Peonies!
BrowneePointz: THey're Marigolds!
BrowneePointz: By God I think she's right! They ARE marigolds!
PharaohBender27: Kathleen "Go Aggro" DeVere
jessicaengle:
Neat. Thanks 
Cptasparagus: who among us hasnt miscubed
e_bloc:
adept_nekomancer: A bridge out into the mystery zone
HadesLeprechaun: the ideal is put the character as far away from the landscapes they are facing, and fill everything in front of them with decorations
jessicaengle:
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jessicaengle: so sparkly
e_bloc: that would be a neat trick
adept_nekomancer: I think a water rock is ice.
PharaohBender27:
@adept_nekomancer
exeJayce: or a damp rock if you're playing Pokemon
e_bloc: also known as striped bass
PharaohBender27: Ah, yes, Rockfish. A fish I find to be a bit rubbery for my taste (at least how my father cooks it)
e_bloc: The Maryland rockfish, or striped bass (Morone saxatilis), is the official state fish of Maryland and an iconic Chesapeake Bay species, beloved for its fighting ability and mild, buttery taste.
Dog_of_Myth:
@jessicaengle
e_bloc: I caught a couple in my youth, but none large enough to be legal
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In honor of Serge, I'm a genius Oh no!
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc OK so probably different Rockfish than my folks were getting, since I'm on the other side of the continent
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 most likely!
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc ah yes, the well known Chinese Maryland rockfish
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun look invasive species are a thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc One of two great seasonal mid-Atlantic seafood delicacies with a buttery texture. Rockfish and shad roe.
PharaohBender27: They were getting whatever is off the Pacific Northwest coast that's called Rockfish
e_bloc: they thought it was a different fish at first, but that was just the koi
e_bloc: Wheeler, looking at a cave
jessicaengle:
Twilight_Spark: That'll do fish, that'll do.
Sindraelyn: Possibly anyone who has played against Serge.... As Serge is usually off by one.
e_bloc: mr. green is a plant
Territan: "Where's my poet??" "She was delicious!"
LoadingReadyRun: Emperor walks by and looks skeptically at the current state of his garden. Makes mental note to execute the architects if it doesn't improve
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun didnt they play that on talking sim
PharaohBender27:
@LoadingReadyRun
Strebenherz: @e_bloc Cori, to the woman dressed in all gold: "I don't think gold's your color!" gold woman:Send her to the shadow realm
e_bloc: @Strebenherz but cut out her tongue first
e_bloc: I think that really happened
adept_nekomancer: Maybe he's got binoculars
Dog_of_Myth:
Territan: They make noise and smell funny.
Dog_of_Myth: @Territan That's just chat.
100viewbots: They carry original sin
Territan: Well, chat too.
SnackPak_:
@Territan yeah, but so does my cat 
MrPipboy3000: We have a Pavillion in Boston
e_bloc: can you imagine owning more than one pavillion
jessicaengle: what luxury
jessicaengle: I bet the decadent man owns more than one pavillion
LoadingReadyRun: @jessicaengle one pavilion to stand in and watch the other pavilion
e_bloc: there are no ethical pavillionaires
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LoadingReadyRun: Captain wants to do all his sight-seeing as efficiently as possible. "I want to see everything without turning my head"
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ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Gotta take precautions to prevent neck strain.
e_bloc: oh dang, just cracked an etched foil soa mystical archive force of will
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc Nice!!
PharaohBender27: #TangMaster
Buxx345: cori confirmed wutang
ArtDecoSunburn: At least astronaut ice cream helps wash down the Tang when you're in space.
e_bloc: RIP Laika, never forget
adept_nekomancer: [child makes a beeping noise as he goes into reverse]
e_bloc: get busy child
Dog_of_Myth:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc For fun animals, read up on Arabella and Anita, the first spiders sent to space.
ArtDecoSunburn: Imagine trying to spin a web in microgravity.
e_bloc: wow uh I did not know what this cost
LoadingReadyRun: Cori is Pagoated
exeJayce: spiders sent to space.. that sounds like it would make a fun children's book honestly
e_bloc: I saw a healine today--data centers in space
Sindraelyn: Draw an airbender arrow?
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc That is such a terrible idea
exeJayce: it really is such a terrible idea, ew
LoadingReadyRun: @Sindraelyn that's why aang has that
e_bloc: I mean ok it solves the cooling problem
e_bloc: but I used to work in a data center, and you want technicians setting up and troubleshooting your servers in space?
otakon17: you guys gonna get that WHEN SOCIETY COLLAPSED: DAM NATION?
ghyllnox:
SnackPak_: rip
Dog_of_Myth:
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc no, it doesn't at all. getting rid of heat in space is actually really hard
ghyllnox: Oh I thought he searched for "Pokemon heat"
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun It really is, on so many levels
GrathXVI: @e_bloc No, it makes cooling so much worse, the only way to get rid of heat in space is radiation
adept_nekomancer: Google: "Boy, do I have SO MANY results for you!"
otakon17: *holds up a Vaporeon*
e_bloc: @GrathXVI I stand corrected then, I am by no means an expert on space
otakon17: "NOT WHAT I MEANT COMPLETELY!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Precisely. Especially when the electronics themselves generate heat. The vacuum part washes out.
ghizmou: it's also very important to type legendary pokemon Entei correctly
Juliamon: and if you think space data centers are a dumb idea, look up Reflect Orbital
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc The radiation is as much a problem.
GrathXVI: @ghizmou also important: typing the latest viral outbreak correctly
e_bloc: I'm glad the only upside I could think for space data centers doesn't make sense
e_bloc: albeit that's probably why tech bros think its genius
otakon17: There's PINKIE PIE
tehfewl: Pinkie pie
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Microsoft tried doing an undersea data center. They found the maintenance similarly tricky.
otakon17: but far as I know no PEACHY PIE
tehfewl: Original Pony donut steel
otakon17: @tehfewl NEVER type "pony" and "donut" next to each other, it's like "hot Pokemon"
tehfewl: @otakon17 ive attended a brony con before, i know what im doing
otakon17: *suffers 10 mental damage*
otakon17: @tehfewl the dance raves were pretty good to be honest
LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn Underwater data center has big problems, but still 1000% better idea then space.
ghyllnox: CoriENDER is a great wrestling name
PharaohBender27:
@ghyllnox
PharaohBender27:
@LoadingReadyRun New idea: Data center within an active volcano - the lava will power the centers 
Juliamon: That's just Minecraft!
LoadingReadyRun: There's an annual fair in BC called The PNE that I keep thinking of when they say "peony"
PharaohBender27:
@Juliamon but also that's probably why I thought of that
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 Heat management may become an issue though.
Heckhoundbolt: send us home I guess
LoadingReadyRun: According to Subnautica, volcano geothermal power would work well!
adept_nekomancer:
@LoadingReadyRun Subnautica was my favorite game about being a melon-farming submariner.
Heckhoundbolt: @ghyllnox sounds like a finisher for a wrestler
Heckhoundbolt: @adept_nekomancer is this a long list?
FoxyJewels: I dislike videogame water. Subnautica was QUITE the experience.
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: contact
Heckhoundbolt: @FoxyJewels same. like real water I have a pretty good what could be in there. video game water I have no idea, could come from anywhere, and could instantly kill me if it felt like it.
e_bloc: you wanna play 21? I got 22
adept_nekomancer: @Heckhoundbolt Between that and Minecraft it's at least two.
e_bloc:
907 fini
e_bloc: Kathleen just boat raced everyone
PharaohBender27:
570
Dog_of_Myth:
FoxyJewels: @Heckhoundbolt yeah there's no proximity feel or broader awareness of the body of water.. hate it.
FoxyJewels: Ah!
HadesLeprechaun: great games!
e_bloc: onlypauls
Dread_Pirate_Westley: LRR dot Secret dot Patreon dot CZ?
Suffix: Secret Patreon is just handing Ben a $50.
PharaohBender27: So how is Sunderfolk Graham doing?
HadesLeprechaun: heeey, I just finished putting together an Ovika deck
e_bloc: not contributing much, but he's a funji
e_bloc: *fungi
e_bloc: nephilims only
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PharaohBender27: 10th
BeefcakeEmperor: 100 years of LRR
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PharaohBender27: Absolutely 10th
e_bloc: something happened the first 99 times, lets see about if it happens this time
Juliamon: Remember 2016? I sure try not to.
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e_bloc: @Juliamon I can't think 35 years into the past
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PharaohBender27: @Juliamon LRL's start was one of the few good few things from that year of death and nasty surprises
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