LadyAiluros: i can see that
TomatoKigu:
Doubt it would happen, but it would be different, and a spectacular way to end my favourite LRR event. 
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: 24 Hours of LRRMans (LRRMans, Ian's 24-hour virtual car journey returns for its 10th year! Game: Assetto Corsa) at Sat 07:00 AM PDT (17m from now).
accountmadeforants:
@TomatoKigu We'll always have GANT GANT and the inevitable crashes and/or cars breaking down to keep us company 
TomatoKigu: Oh you get plenty of crashes on assetto corsa with a field full of LMP1 too
SlyFrostPaw: @accountmadeforants the Real LRRMans was the airplane stairs we raced along the way
TXC2: title change!
TomatoKigu:
LadyAiluros: woo!
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
margieargie:
except instead of crab it is car
LadyAiluros: woooo
accountmadeforants:
geckoinasuit: Godspeed Ian
lightfut: GANT GANT
Molladia: It's about that time hey?
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DeM0nFiRe: GANT GANT
Strebenherz: I did not realize this was the last time. GANT GANT
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Fruan: I’ve got 99 months, but a Gant ain’t one.
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IanAllenBird: o/
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TomatoKigu: Ian said last year that this is probably the last LRRMans. End on an even 10 years.
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SlyFrostPaw: It's The Final GANTdown
nimbus_machine: good morneen
Strebenherz: No audio from waiting screen @loadingreadyrun
accountmadeforants: GANT, and I cannot stress this enough, GANT
TXC2: music!
Strebenherz: Sound is on
TheMerricat: Audio got!
Fruan: sound!
TomatoKigu:
And a month from now, I'll be watching the vod for the real Le Mans when they drop it on youtube.
hieroglyphica: If this is the last, are we going to get a stitched together 10 Days of LRRMans? Ngl, I would consume that content
Earthenone watched 140 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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JKBalch: Are we getting a garf kart this year?
TheMerricat: Reminder chat, this year Gabe Newell's son is in the LeMans.
margieargie: Personally I'm cheering for Skin Name this year
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Molladia: we're driving an AE86
accountmadeforants:
Strebenherz: @TheMerricat WHAT
Strebenherz: !gant
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Fruan: @TheMerricat I hope he can make it to 3 laps
zer03juan: Grretings LRRmaniacs
TXC2: Here we GO!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
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TheMerricat:
@Fruan 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed Fruan
frnknstn: Woooo!
accountmadeforants: Greetings!
hyalopterous: Hi Ian.
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
TXC2: hello Ian
RockPusher: !gant
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accountmadeforants: Dawn of the final day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Ian!
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
Viewers_Like_You: Greetings and salutations
TXC2: !time
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TomatoKigu:
Last LRRMans, let's make it a good one. 
Mai_Andra:
what do you mean it doesn't last forever? 
ContingentCat: it sure has been 10 years
Driosenth: Age come for us all
Molladia: yeah we're getting old Ian
Fruan: Time comes for us all.
PsychoI3oy: 🚗 🚙 🏎️ 💨
TXC2: and now we're even older still
DeM0nFiRe:
Thefluffiestguineapig: We aren’t doing it every year, if Ian feels like it
LadyAiluros: yeah entropy sucks yo
TXC2: !patreon
Driosenth: Deja Vu!
TomatoKigu: Nice.
ArtDecoSunburn: To also quote Stevie Nicks, Ian, "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow." Good luck with Year 10.
Jillexie: The best and the last LRRMans!
RedAlexxis: Last one! Well thats fine more capacity for new interesting stuff
cuzuki: Hell yeah
JKBalch: Nice!
SlyFrostPaw:
HachiRoku 
TXC2: !lrrmancars
Hedonistic_Mushroom: What's up chat? It's a good day. My sister gave birth and I'm a bona fide Oji-san now. Wooo
TXC2: Hedonistic_Mushroom congratulations
Thefluffiestguineapig: Makes sense
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Hedonistic_Mushroom 
RockPusher: Lot's of good Fast Food
accountmadeforants:
ArdCollider: o7
LordZarano:
Hello from the Big Queer Picnic in Cardiff! Happy pride and good racing! 
TXC2: hello LordZarano welcome
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IviaRelle: GANT GANT!
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public_key_reveal_party: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Congrats to her! Hope everyone is doing well!
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
IanAllenBird: o7
Strebenherz: F
accountmadeforants: Damn that was fast
Tantusar: arguably the busses are from the "almost immediately remove themselves" tranche but you can't not have them
Fruan: good stream
TheAinMAP: Welp.
cuzuki: great stream everyone!
PsychoI3oy: uh oh
public_key_reveal_party: Short bonus stream
DeM0nFiRe:
Clicklesly: Gg, good stream
Jillexie: Fastest LRRMans ever!
accountmadeforants: See y'all tomorrow on monday I guess
ContingentCat: oh no windows sound
ArtDecoSunburn watched 150 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
MrVirite: WHY does it use the windows noise?
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RockPusher: Good work Steam
BlindProphet32: God bless
QuixoticScrivener: privacy screen activate!
LadyAiluros: thanks Steam
TXC2: BOOTH CAM, GO TO BOOTH CAM
ArdCollider: “something”
TheKingWiggins: 24 seconds of LRRMans
Jillexie: Steam had one job!
DeM0nFiRe: The Hypercars are off in Le Mans!
well_fed_kev:
TXC2: thank you Ian
nimbus_machine:
TheMerricat:
Cori at home playing games.
ArtDecoSunburn: Another Stevie Nicks cue -- clearly it's an "Avalanche."
margieargie: Wow, that was a fast 24 hours, happy Sunday everyone!
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accountmadeforants:
I'm sure there's at least one team at the Le Mans going through this exact thing with their car
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what's a couple seconds between friends
BraveOthello:
PsychoI3oy: welcome to our ool
Fruan: it’s not lrrmans with technical difficulties!
MrVirite: remember to mute your mic so we can't echo-locate keyboard taps
Tantusar: *writes down "no p in that word"*
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian's password contains a word that doesn't have a p! It's all falling into place.
RedAlexxis: And now the clip of Ian doxxing Ian
mercano82: 1 time unit
JKBalch: Let's go for an even 2
TXC2: Ian is allowed only one self doxxing per month
Driosenth: headlights go up, headlights go down
RockPusher: Go! Go! Go!
TXC2: and we're off!
accountmadeforants: Very normal
QuixoticScrivener: ooh, what wacky racers do we have this year?
ArtDecoSunburn: Is that an airline stair car?
Mai_Andra: [Spaceboy intensifies]
JKBalch: Itty bitty
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn sure is
Dreadelicious: @ArtDecoSunburn It sure is!
Dreadelicious: From Arrested Development no less
GhostValv: deja vu
RockPusher: Typically F150 driver
margieargie: Perfect start!
baltimore_667083:
is this Lance Stroll in disguise? 
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dreadelicious I hope someone tries to ascend it during the race.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Wonder start
TXC2: !lrrmanscars
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostValv Man, I love using that song
Molladia: are those micro machines?
accountmadeforants:
Tamago sushi
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hyralt: 91 months let's gooooo
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TheMerricat:
Mario karts 
ArdCollider: carby
TXC2: as is tradition
Strebenherz: Is rain still for paying customers only?
MrVirite: aww yes ChoroQ
r10pez10: oh hey
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Heck yeah ChoroQs
nimbus_machine: could we theoretically take a massive jump off the back of that stairmobile?
JKBalch: Kei truck!
Thefluffiestguineapig: On Kei truck spotted
TheCactaceae: I wonder how small car models can be i.e. are Micro Machines to scale possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: *One
TheAinMAP:
MrVirite: I should replay those games
r10pez10: there was a to-scale banana one year
rabbitgta: Good morning Ian, hope the track is nice today
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Was that a Bathtub?
baltimore_667083: yes it was
TXC2: Hedonistic_Mushroom yeap
hieroglyphica: Gotta have banana
TheCactaceae: @r10pez10 I definitely have to look into it then
accountmadeforants: Them being so much smaller makes them look so much faster it's great
r10pez10: like most bananas, it didn't have a working engine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Banana still have maximum aggression?
ContingentCat: we like the silly stuff yeah
Dreadelicious: is that a game of life car?
brainbosh: Life is passing you by right now lol
RockPusher: We're here for a fun time AND a long time
hieroglyphica: Chew that drink!
Thefluffiestguineapig: so chewy
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Pazy160: Ian is here for 24 hours? I thought for safety it was changed to schedule of people?
ArtDecoSunburn: I work on the US National Mall in DC. They're going to turn the Mall into an IndyCarroad race later this summer. I assume this simulation is an accurate representation of what it will look like.
r10pez10: i like how it's developed over the years and you can actually see ian has improved year on year, it's cool
Molladia: no sixth gear by the sounds of the car
Strebenherz: Happy pride
accountmadeforants: Is that one from Antartica?
nimbus_machine: dr evil is that you
TXC2: Pazy160 yes there will be other people, Ian will sleep at some point
Thefluffiestguineapig: That car has so much smoke
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Green tea Sediment, yum
Mai_Andra: Work first, then banana.
Pazy160: @TXC2 I am glad I misunderstood what Ian said, I was worried for a moment.
hieroglyphica: @artdecosunburn wow DC is really just a weird billionaires fair isn't it!
accountmadeforants: Make it the reverse, for the thrill of it
Fruan: Gant Gant!
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
ContingentCat: Gant gant!
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Dreadelicious: Gant Gant!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
GhostValv: GANT GANT
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tidehollowcat: GANT GANT!
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baltimore_667083: GANT GANT
TXC2: the gantting beings
DeM0nFiRe: GANT GANT
rabbitgta: Gant gant!
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
iarethel0ser: GANT
Mischievous_Catgeist: GANT GANT
accountmadeforants:
(That's how my car is laid out and it means I'm terrified of shifting to sixth in other cars )
ContingentCat: and the crowd goes GANT
TomatoKigu: GANT GANT
Didero: Merry GantGant to all who celebrate
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT GANT
Mai_Andra: The crowd goes GANT.
Creideiki_SE: !gant
LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
accountmadeforants: The 24 minutes of LRRMans
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero And if you do not, we will explain it to you
hackingducks: gabt.
RockPusher: Wacky Races you say
Simonark: The cloning labs however, can produce so many Ians with less sensitivity to pain?
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chianeko: Daytonaaa
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Creideiki_SE: Can't you just pit stop and get a new one?
accountmadeforants:
Or rather, we're not doing 24 hours again, we'll go straight for 48 hours 
ContingentCat: 2.4 hours
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 24 consecutive days with a 1 hour stream.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: That a Ford F150?
TomatoKigu: 2h 40minutes Spa ?
DeM0nFiRe: Lrrburgring!
TXC2: 3 hours, 8 times over that many weeks ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Truck out of the way!!
RealGamerCow: Watkins Glen with this bunch of cars would be wild
Pazy160: 12 hours of an Oval, somehow harder than 24 hours of Le Mans.
TheAinMAP: Are there other tracks that make for good LRR puns?
TXC2: mayhapse?
rabbitgta: 3 hours of monico sounds fun
SlyFrostPaw: Toyota Hilux my beloved
TheCactaceae: Doing a 24 hour race, in 3 hours
margieargie:
3 Hours of the Nordschleife (one lap 
)
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Sadly, yes.
baltimore_667083: @RealGamerCow give me Sonoma with this cast
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Hehehehe
Phailhammer: Bathurst?
accountmadeforants: No longer the 24 hours of Le Mans, instead the 24 hour Nürburgring
RockPusher: Oui Oui
malsareus: greetings from Europe, how goes the racing?
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Bright5park:
@Phailhammer And everyone is driving a Batmobile on that one.
aesorian: Proper League/F1 Style season? I want to see if the Sushi have the consistency to be champions
hieroglyphica: @artdecosunburn my condolences friend
SlyFrostPaw: LRRburrgring
baltimore_667083: maybe on just the Grand Prix track
TomatoKigu: Oh since you're doing modded AC…old hockenheim or old old österrechring are options.
RockPusher: Fast Food League
baltimore_667083: 6 hours of ImoLRR
Dreadelicious: Nueremberg is already such a meme track, so it would be fitting
TXC2: it's taken 10 years, but Ian has done the first lap staying as part of the pack
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, it’s an ass parson
baltimore_667083: @Dreadelicious ah yes the Norisring
Mischievous_Catgeist: japanese cars only on a japan track
Hedonistic_Mushroom: The po po is behind you, floor ir
RealGamerCow: You could also do some target racing, like "Can we get this sushi around the Nurburgring in under 8 minutes?"
malsareus: F1 but it's fast food from around the world?
Didero: After all these years I still only understand what half the numbers at the top mean
Pazy160: I would love to have an ongoing F1 series on LRR. Run that weekends races yourself while chatting F1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mischievous_Catgeist That would include Kei trucks and sushi of course
margieargie: @TXC2 And the two spinouts were someone else's fault this time!
TomatoKigu: Full Miata grid at Suzuka ? lol
hyalopterous: Cheese it, it's the fuzz
TXC2: margieargie exactly
thirsty_kitteh: I genuinely enjoyed and think about your PIF doing racing practice, and would like to see a more regular Ian driving event
Mischievous_Catgeist: @Thefluffiestguineapig of course! and karby
baltimore_667083: sushi race at Talladega
accountmadeforants: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
RockPusher:
None and never 
DanielJennaGrouse: more shorter races throughout the year means the full racing sim for the office would finally be justified, right?
Fruan: we’re a distraction!
Molladia: Did you ever successfully achieve the Laguna Seca downhill section?
NotCainNorAbel: 24 hours of learning that texting and driving
BraveOthello: Ian don't read this it's not safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: RockPusher is correct
DeM0nFiRe: Carby!
TomatoKigu: Ooooh yes laguna seca would be fun
frnknstn: I really would not handle driving and reading chat
BraveOthello: Karby!
RockPusher: "Reward"
Simonark: Well, this stream will be hugely irregular.
Pazy160: That Kirby is even more terrifying than the original game.
accountmadeforants: Booooooooooo
ContingentCat: how dare
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Strebenherz: Boo
hieroglyphica: Booooo
hyalopterous: McD's hash browns are actually decent
accountmadeforants: Could order it I guess
Bright5park:
Was the brown stored in plaintext instead?
accountmadeforants: At this point you're owed one
hackingducks: @hyalopterous the only thing mcd's has going for it is it's superior treatment of the spud
accountmadeforants: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:12 AM
accountmadeforants: I see I see
hieroglyphica: They are from Ballard?
baltimore_667083:
not with that attitude
Didero: Because they're a hazard?
accountmadeforants: Signaling that they're a danger to everyone around them
malsareus: because they're a hazard?
Mischievous_Catgeist: i finally got my drivers license this year and could never fathom driving and reading chat
margieargie: Yeah, I know drivers like that
RockPusher: Dale declared a hazard
JKBalch: That's just bm
Serpens77: go tell Dale his hazards are on
Pazy160: Dale is a menace even when simulated.
baltimore_667083: @RockPusher or a Duke thereof?
TXC2:
flash yours, that's what we had to do in the week
public_key_reveal_party: Tell Dale (his hazards are on)
hackingducks: texting and driving is dangerous, dangerous? treacherous.
hieroglyphica: Oh jeez y'all FIFA is wild over here, people are just driving through red lights while honking like it gives you a pass to ignore road laws
malsareus: hey, it's better than driving with the foglights on
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
Mischievous_Catgeist: gant
GhostValv: gant!
baltimore_667083: GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LordZarano: GANT
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gant
Fruan: gant!
TheCactaceae: gant
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: GANT
badpandabear: GANT
hackingducks: gant.
baltimore_667083: Harry Gant
RockPusher: Someone has to try and Beej it
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
malsareus: sometimes the game vetos you
Mangledpixel: there are some sins that are unforgivable
Creideiki_SE: When you've been a very naughty boy?
TXC2: penalties uh uh uh uh find a way
Thefluffiestguineapig: that is still one of my favorite clips
baltimore_667083: surely none for James to fall in
RayFK: BIIIIIIG SUCK
margieargie:
The hour and a half wait one year did end up being a fun change of pace, but definitely don't want that all the time
TXC2: hello RayFK
matthaus_c: about 5 holes ago
Dreadelicious: Likie five minutes ago
RockPusher: ohai Jordan
ContingentCat: a few minutes ago
margieargie: There was one near GANT
baltimore_667083: @RayFK Brabham BT46B is that you?
TriChronos: Bout 5 minutes ago?
BraveOthello: About five minutes ago!
TheKingWiggins: Missed some of the beginning, per last year discussion, is this the last year or LRRMans in the current format?
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baltimore_667083: yeah about 5 minutes ago
baltimore_667083: but we cannot confirm without dashcam
RayFK: You said things suck up cars as I entered and that's all I could think
Driosenth:
accountmadeforants:
@malsareus My fog light switch is on my turn signal lever and what feels like a hair trigger, I constantly need to check if I haven't accidentally turned them on after going through a roundabout 
DanielJennaGrouse: starting next year we're doing this live on location
RockPusher: but we're keeping the LRRMans branding right, even if it is anachronistic — it's still *so good*
margieargie: Getting some good consistent lap times
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue first lap you were fighting other cars to stay on the track and those cars were large
Mangledpixel: keeping the dream alive
baltimore_667083: world LRRmans championship!
Bright5park: LRRmans x Roadquest 2?
DeM0nFiRe:
Sushi
TXC2:
LRRmans Eurotruck simulator
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Ah, I was wonderinf when we'd see the tamago
hyalopterous: Laguna Seca, for a different kind of torture
DanielJennaGrouse: you describe it as if it's a secret announcement for Road Quest 2
margieargie: Garfield Kart under the LRRMans branding?
RockPusher: LRRMans On the Road
Simonark: LLR-Mans O'Clock
BraveOthello: Crazy idea, what if it just became an occasional racing stream?
Mangledpixel: the 2.4 hours of LRR Mans
Sacrenos:
24h of the nurburgring? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel That's good
baltimore_667083:
Charlotte Roval
Bright5park: 240 Minutes of LRRmans
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sacrenos Don't worry, that was suggested earlier
RayFK: Chat is for the straights
Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
RockPusher:
TheKingWiggins: 420 Hours of LRRMans
RayFK: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
hackingducks: @RayFK in june?
Mangledpixel: ok fine I'll LEAVE
BraveOthello: Happy pride!
JKBalch:
gualdhar: hello, have we completed a full lap yet?
Bright5park: @RayFK Straights? During Pride Month?
RayFK: gfdi
Strebenherz: Happy pride
accountmadeforants: @RayFK Fuck how do I get out of here
baltimore_667083: @Bright5park not in Monaco
Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy Pride
TXC2: !quote 9010
LRRbot: Quote #9010: "It's pride month, fuck the cops." —TXC2 [2024-06-09]
Viewers_Like_You: "These 24 Hours of LRRmans have 22 Minutes Apiece", lasting a little under 9 hours?
gameslayer013: how's it going racers?
Molladia: or take watch off
fiftymcnasty: what car is this, the console seems familiar
Saunabath: So I missed the start of the stream. What car is it this year?
TXC2: hello gameslayer013 welcome
malsareus: WHAT? come on folks, we can't be beaten by a watch of all things!
Jillexie: This LRRMans has 22 Minutes.
matthaus_c: strangest feeling I have been in this place before
RockPusher: I too have not watched Initial D
accountmadeforants: I've seen like one episode and read a few chapters. I think that was enough.
RedAlexxis: Its a good series
fiftymcnasty: ok, I have been in a lot of Toyotas, thats why I recognize it
JKBalch: I hope the tofu in the back is doing well
TXC2:
I also have not seen it, but then I don't watch Anime
Bright5park: Is the 8086 running at the full 10MHz?
margieargie: @matthaus_c Despite all the years of other auto racing I've watched I'm pretty sure I'm more familiar with the Circuit de la Sarthe than any other track
TheCactaceae: @malsareus the watch stole my lunch money
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
TXC2: "I've been in cars!"
hieroglyphica: They're reliable cars
Mangledpixel: I have been in sufficient Toyotas
baltimore_667083: !gant
RockPusher: I had to jump-start a Toyota just a few hours ago!
hieroglyphica: ENOUGH?!
gualdhar: ITS PIKACHU
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: All I know is their engines seem to be doing OK-ish in F1
DeM0nFiRe: I have never even watched Initial D and it happened to be the case that the AE86 became one of my favorite cars in Gran Turismo 7
matthaus_c: brb changing my handle to sufficient_toyotas
BraveOthello: Necessary and sufficient?
baltimore_667083: @gualdhar it’s Clefairy!
RockPusher: Give More Wheel!
accountmadeforants: I've been in... three Toyotas? One of which was an older Aygo so I don't think that one counts since it's also a Peugeot and a Citroen.
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh snap i didn't know it was lrrmans time!
ErynTzun: Haven't seen it since the 90s, didn't watch it after that
ArtDecoSunburn: Has the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile ever run in LRRMans?
taliesinskye: My Camry is 18 years old and still going well.
hieroglyphica: I have also been in sufficient volvos
Thefluffiestguineapig: All cars I have personally owned have been Toyotas
margieargie: I think it's been a bit over a decade since the last time I've been in a Toyota
JPS_Lindberg: What's with the right-hand side steering? Didn't think the japanese did that? Or did this car come by way of the UK
hieroglyphica: @artdecosunburn I distinctly remember it a few years ago
t3h_f1gm3nt: also has it really been 10 years of lrrmans? jegus
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fiftymcnasty: @margieargie time to fix that
Sacrenos: I have a single toyota, but it's a 7th gen Corolla, which means that if treated properly, it will be my only toyota for the coming years. Those things just keep going.
KilrenKrae: morning ian
gualdhar: Ian, with money as no object, what car would you want as your daily driver?
Jillexie: We had a Toyota but switched to Hyundai because we preferred one of their electrics.
Invitare: oh this is happening
accountmadeforants: @JPS_Lindberg Japan drives on the left
ArtDecoSunburn: @gualdhar A Tucker.
JPS_Lindberg: @accountmadeforants Well - there we go then!
Serpens77: fully restored Saabine
Saunabath: Le Mans kind of just happens. Nûrburgring has the NLS races to hype the 24H
Jillexie: Some who prefers small cars. Nodding in agreement.
RockPusher: Electrify the Mini
LadyAiluros: a Saab 900 Turbo S from 199....5? 6?
Bright5park: Personally, I would love an EV Smart Fortwo, or possibly the Microlino.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar 2008-2010 original model Prius because those things can go for over 400,000 miles when properly taken care of. Mechanics will take those things with few questions asked
NotCainNorAbel: My SO had a 2012 3 series xDrive with a manual
Molladia: I still occasionally desire a PT Cruiser
accountmadeforants:
I'd love a small EV but they're still so expensive 
fiftymcnasty: RX7s always have a hold over me
ArtDecoSunburn: @Molladia It is a fun car aesthetically.
LadyAiluros: for Ian I mean
LadyAiluros: I love my Camry Hybrid
TXC2: EVs are always going to be expensive
baltimore_667083: personally I’m fine with my Camry
Mangledpixel: Content™
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 And heavy.
LadyAiluros: @baltimore_667083 Camrys are Good Cars
Bright5park: TTSF Mini electrification?
gualdhar: sounds like TTSF content!
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yeeeeap!
Jillexie: We have a Kona Electric. it calls itself an SUV but it is smaller than most 4 door sedans.
rabbitgta: Tts ev edition
LadyAiluros: if you have to ask you can't afford it
LadyAiluros:
RedAlexxis: This week on TTSF
RockPusher: 20-odd k - That sounds quite reasonab
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: My 2010 Honda Civic is now old enough to drive itself and it's only now that I'm having to put a lot of money into repairing it, so I'm fairly happy
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 The second hand market is going down a bit in my country, so I'm crossing my fingers that it'll eventually reach the point of "okay yeah this makes sense"
ArtDecoSunburn: As someone who just had to buy a new (used) car, this discussion has been my past week.
ContingentCat: wow
malsareus: I desire an electric car because of "world events"
RockPusher: Conversions I think are rarely for actually saving money
hieroglyphica: I'd really like a fully maintained Volvo 240d wagon, from like 1978 or something when the fully rubber bumpers were standard
accountmadeforants: @malsareus Yuuuup
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn yeah, we just had to exchange a 15 year old Kia for a 10 year old Suzuki
Creideiki_SE: But how much will the convertion #content be worth?
margieargie: I wish I had someplace to plug an electric car into at my apartment, I'd love to swap over to one but without that it gets too unwieldy
Jillexie: @malsareus Nod nod, it does help.
accountmadeforants: On a 24 hour car racing stream? How?
baltimore_667083: I have a bad idea
baltimore_667083: LRRmans at Bristol Motor Speedway
Sacrenos: @RockPusher 'I'm going to save money with this in the long run' says everyone with a project car ever. It is never true.
TheKingWiggins: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat just had to replace mine. 18 yeas living in an area known for rusting, I’ll take it.
DekiSystem:
Oh it's my favorite time of the year 
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I want an electric Motocompo
hieroglyphica: In a 1976 240d I once accidentally drove through a brick wall without any body damage
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, electric car viability really relies on having somewhere to charge at home overnight
Wolfstrike_NL: Hi Ian, hi Chat, hi Yorri Happy Lrrmans and gant to all
hyalopterous: rubber baby buggy bumpers?
TXC2: hello Wolfstrike_NL welcome
t3h_f1gm3nt: *knocks on wood* hopefully my 2013 corolla holds up a while longer yet. had it since 2018 and so far the only major repair i've had to do was put in a new clutch
ClockTamer: Ian, if you could have any fictional car as a daily driver what would you pic?
ContingentCat: that's a solid rule yeah
public_key_reveal_party: My family had a early nineties Volvo station wagon for years, it finally rusted through like, 3 years ago
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 My 2009 Santa Fe got clipped by a bus. Totaled. I bought a relative's 2019 Nissan Rogue Sport. My first modern car.
AugmentingPath: You don't want any microphones you don't control? We're listening, and we hear you
TXC2: Sationwagons were the peak of cars
Viewers_Like_You: I'm super happy with my Ioniq 5, but if I couldn't plug it in overnight it'd be a pain
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @TheKingWiggins I think my mother's Odyssey lasted about 20 years, it's nuts how long this stuff can last
Strebenherz: Agreed
ContingentCat: GANT
DekiSystem: gant
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
Fruan: gant
t3h_f1gm3nt: GANT
baltimore_667083: GANT
Strebenherz: Gant GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, I have a car that still has a CD player, has no headphone jack
BraveOthello: Someone please explain the Gant thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
hieroglyphica: I do love my little old Honda insight tbh
Electrodyne: oh god it's the martians
RockPusher: If crash-performance were not a consideration then something like an electrified E-type Jag would be nice
RockPusher: (or you know, the mini)
Sacrenos: I did away with my NB miata a few years ago as it was having engine issues. I am now driving more and more, and man I miss having that car. I really want to buy another miata.
MTigress: happy LRRMans
hieroglyphica: I only need to fill my tank like every 2 weeks!
baltimore_667083: and it stuck?
ContingentCat: @BraveOthello it's a Swedish clothing brand, as for why no clue
Fruan: there is a sign that says gant, so we say gant
BraveOthello: Gant Gant!
RockPusher: Chat likes chanting things
Hedonistic_Mushroom: My country is wising up to Kei-trucks, I want to unironically drive around in a Keitruck
baltimore_667083: we need to find a way to add a Harry Gant car to the next edition
Viewers_Like_You: @RockPusher Chanxting!
margieargie: One does not understand GANT GANT, one experiences it
Viewers_Like_You: bleh, keyboard
TheKingWiggins: Makes sure at least someone is awake.
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Honestly at this point I just want something that has working air conditioning, haven't had a/c in like three years because my a/c compressor is just way to expensive to replace
t3h_f1gm3nt: i also like that the gant corner is a good indicator of getting close to the starting/finish line
hieroglyphica: I'm annoyed that my crappy ex-boss had bought up a surprising number of Kei trucks in Seattle, very annoyed
DekiSystem:
I didn't realize it was a clothing brand, I just thought we really liked gloves here 
ArtDecoSunburn: Would be fun to add some James Bond vehicles to the roster.
DeM0nFiRe:
I dunno, that time was set in an F1 car BUT it was an Aston Martin so maybe an AE86 can match it
Driosenth: I will maintain my late 90's Suburban until the cost of fixing and fueling it per year is more than a new vehicle. And that will take a LOOONG time with how cheap most parts are for it.
Fruan: this tracks sign sadly doesn’t repeat - just a scant gant
hieroglyphica: If it was leaning, it would be a Slant Gant
ArtDecoSunburn: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat That's rough. I hope you're not in the South.
fiftymcnasty: oh the cube
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: CUBE
DeM0nFiRe: Oh in case you want fuel reminders, you need to refuel this lap
t3h_f1gm3nt: god i wanted one of those cubes so bad
fiftymcnasty: ugly cars all have fandoms
Simonark: Cube is good.
ShaneLeeAtk: I had a friend with a Cube. His personalized plate says 2GO BOX
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @ArtDecoSunburn I'm in the Midwest, so not as bad as it could be, fortunately. I just have a low heat tolerance
JKBalch: I thought the Cube was a good movie
TomatoKigu:
Anyone here from the Audi R18 etron quatro fandom? 
ArtDecoSunburn: My father used to wryly note he had outlived three brands of cars he had owned in his life: He had a Hudson, a Nash, and several Oldsmobiles.
margieargie: "If"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat Me too
Electrodyne: has anyone here visited Gant, TN?
ClockTamer: no other cars this year?
RockPusher: My body and suspension could do with a good fixing too
TXC2: RockPusher big same
BraveOthello: @ClockTamer About 5 minutes ago!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Electrodyne If it is super rural I might have gotten gas they driving through on the way when I used to help with horse shows at a barn I worked out
t3h_f1gm3nt: mood
baltimore_667083: I wasn’t aware there was a Gant in Tennessee
ContingentCat: @ClockTamer there's other cars somewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Please
LadyAiluros: yeah saaaaame
DeM0nFiRe:
TomatoKigu: @RockPusher Should roll up to the doctor being like "Fix me up like a WEC pit crew"
Strebenherz: Same
t3h_f1gm3nt: CAR
LadyAiluros: reminds me I need to schedule a massage
hieroglyphica:
I'm getting mine fixed! I have a neurosurgeon, he knows me by first name 
ClockTamer: Perfect timing of that car
LadyAiluros: i can feel my shoulders rising
public_key_reveal_party: I know a nonzero number of people who would be really into that
IanAllenBird: absolutely there's no question a market for that
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Hopefully they're silent AND they don't touch the car before they're supposed to! Poor George
vingris_: Did you want 30 liters or 30 laps? Because you ordered 30 liters (5 laps).
RockPusher: Imagine the sound of all your joints popping at once
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica If your surgeon doesn't know your first name, then I would find a different surgeon TBH
TXC2: I could see a sketch show doing that gag
Simonark: I love The Hot Rock but how do you watch it in Swedish?
SlyFrostPaw: percussive massage guns making the pneumatic driil for tyres noise
Desruprot:
SnowBuddy18: 10 seconds? slow for an F1 pit crew
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SlyFrostPaw In medical massage that would not be great, relaxation massage I would laugh
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
hieroglyphica: I have some wee speakers, and a massage gun, I think I could do this?
Viewers_Like_You: Spas really haven't been innovating on the efficiency front lately
ShaneLeeAtk: On the next TTSF!
Desruprot: it seems they were official
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
TXC2: they do ultrasonic ones now I think
Wolfstrike_NL: Gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gant
DeM0nFiRe: Think you GAN think you GANT either way you are right
t3h_f1gm3nt: of course theres a ktruck in the race
badpandabear: Gaant
JKBalch: Gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT GANT
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
TomatoKigu: But is there a 787B in the race?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Kei Trucks and sushi tend to do pretty well
Hedonistic_Mushroom: A library of Congress of Cars
ArtDecoSunburn: @Electrodyne It's south of Nashville, right? I probably have driven past it. Think it's just a Census-designated spot.
accountmadeforants: Kei trucks are surprisingly expensive, too.
baltimore_667083:
kei train when
NotCainNorAbel: My work has them for driving around the campus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu The full list is up, TXC2 had the list
ClockTamer: I want a kei truck IRL but I also never want to trive in the US again
LadyAiluros: that would have been amazong
Wolfstrike_NL:
So I was late to the start, what car are we driving, and how come we barely have any rear view this year?
TXC2: !lrrmancars
LadyAiluros: Saabiine ;;
Sacrenos: Man if I could I would love a figaro.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Library of Car-gress.
TomatoKigu: @Thefluffiestguineapig I know.
BraveOthello: Oh Saabinr
RockPusher: Remember to actually pit
TXC2: that's a sub only command btw
Thefluffiestguineapig: Saabine o7
TXC2: not just mod only
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Kei trucks are cheap... For trucks... It's no sedan.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, thank you!!
ArtDecoSunburn: I just want to drive a Tucker sometime. So influential, so quirky.
t3h_f1gm3nt: *looks at list* ....why is there a "carby" on that list? i am afeared
ClockTamer: where those penny racers?
Driosenth: Ah, you are say Kei (light vehicle) car, not a K (81-95 common Chrysler platform) car.
SlyFrostPaw: @t3h_f1gm3nt Kirby car... Karby
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt as you should be
t3h_f1gm3nt: @SlyFrostPaw no i know that, im afraid of how that is going to be rendered in this game
RockPusher:
Imagine you go to the bathroom and a red gauge pops up outside the door showing progress
Strebenherz: Hell yeah I wasn't sure if Carby returned
hieroglyphica: @t3h_f1gm3nt we've seen it already and it is indeed disturbing
fiftymcnasty: decant the wheel
Tantusar: looks like you'll get 75 laps before the white flag
hieroglyphica: I never know how lucky I was to simply have a throne
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, it's this time of the year
Driosenth: I don't think I want a pit crew for bathroom breaks
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: azwq22 Oh apparently my cat wants to join the conversation, Goose says hello everyone!
TXC2:
or letting me know when it's ACUTALLY finished, and safe to pull my pants back up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Goose!!
TheCactaceae: Someone at the urinal with their hazards on - concerning
badpandabear: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat Hi Goose!
hieroglyphica: @threememesinatrenchcoat PET GOOSE
hieroglyphica: I'm sorry I was overtaken
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Direct quote from most of the Habsburgs.
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: She has recieved pets and kisses!
Electrodyne: tell Goose pspsps for us
RockPusher: Someone with aircraft marshalling wands indicating as you back-up into the stall
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Enthusiasm for cat is appropriate
margieargie: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat azwq22 to you too Goose!
baltimore_667083: hi Goose!
Desruprot:
LadyAiluros: I also have a pet Flerken named Gose watching!!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean, there still could be and we dont know it
Dreadelicious: Goos!
LadyAiluros: Goose
hieroglyphica: A goose would not tolerate this much sitting without violence
RockPusher: Scritch that Goose
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goots
Bright5park: Ont he internet, nobody knows you are a goose
protojman: I’ve got a dog named Goose who’s built like a horse. does that count?
baltimore_667083: because the birds are excited too
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheCactaceae Well, you are supposed to mark chemical spills.
ErynTzun:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Geese don't tolerate much without violence
QuixoticScrivener: because you have standards
Simonark: My parrot is watching, so there is at least one.
t3h_f1gm3nt:
you could have stopped at "why am i like this"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because birds are cool
Viewers_Like_You: because birb?
LadyAiluros: my purrsonal Flerken is mad I am watching Ian and not him lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Oh what species?
rabbitgta: Birds, the last real dinosaurs around
RockPusher: Need to cut a crow window into the back of the Studio
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] Why am I excited to perform for birds?
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ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: She is usually not a Horrible Goose, unless she's trying to steal her brother's food.
AugmentingPath: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh, come now. They'd be poor Habsburgs if they simply had ONE throne. Monarchy Franz Georg is a statistical outlier adn shouldn't have been counted
Desruprot: A crow could talk back as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros Is Flerken the name or does your Flerken have another name?
IanAllenBird: it's simply a normal way to behave about birds
LadyAiluros: Goose
t3h_f1gm3nt: crow friends!
ArtDecoSunburn: @protojman That's like three of the Bremen Town Musicians in one animal.
baltimore_667083:
hand the crow some coins and send it to 7-Eleven
LadyAiluros:
@Thefluffiestguineapig yes - Goose
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO, Ian
hieroglyphica: I have a pet crow who comes by every day and coos at me until I feed him venison dog treats or canned salmon, if that helps?
baltimore_667083:
hieroglyphica: My crow seriously rejects crackers, I have ruined him
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @hieroglyphica Oh, that's so good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Are you building your own murder? Come to tiltyhouse and tell us about it!!!
hieroglyphica: I should never have shared my salmon with him, now he knows the wonders of the SEA
hieroglyphica: What??
LadyAiluros: reminds me of a Reddit post abut someone who befreinded a whole flock of crows and they started like being overprotective of them
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
RockPusher: Too Much Salmon‽ Never heard of them!
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
RockPusher: !gant
MTigress: too much salmon is a good problem to have
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT GANT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: gant!
DanielJennaGrouse: how does one bbq too much salmon?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica On Tiltyhouse (Ian's Home stream) he gives us crow updates. The Legend of the Peanut Man grows
ArtDecoSunburn: @AugmentingPath The family that had to invent the Archduke title just to make themselves feel better. Charles of Spain ruling one-fourth of the world didn't do enough for them.
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t3h_f1gm3nt: WHAT IS THAT! I LOVE IT
hieroglyphica: So, like 99% of the other crows are like that here, EXCEPT my little guy who pretend not to know who I am when other crows are around. It's kind of hilarious that he doesn't want his friend to know we have a relationship
Desruprot: that guy thats retired
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Sounds like a skill issue"
public_key_reveal_party: At my old apartment I was in my "I am going to cause problems on purpose" phase, I got a bunch of raw unsalted peanuts and spent several weeks every year tossing out handfuls of them to feed the crows who migrated through every year, so my neighborhood became a crow hotspot
TXC2: there's at least one motocycle in this race
Jillexie: Magic
RockPusher:
TTSF build a crow playground on the Moonbase roof deck
TXC2: maybe it's lightened?
baltimore_667083: and you’re forcing them to run the full layout instead of their traditional Bugatti Circuit? blasphemy!
KadmosTech: beep beep, it's a jeep
rabbitgta: I blame the wizards
BraveOthello: He's soo.... Bug
hieroglyphica: @public_key_reveal_party omg are you my ex neighbor?? Down the block here in Seattle a house did that every day and the crows were a legit menace for a while
ArtDecoSunburn: The crows and ravens that live on the mountain above the town where I grew up just like to fly down on foggy mornings and perch ominously on people's roofs.
TXC2: turns out when you take out the passenger part of the non-passenger passenger verhical, it moves!
hieroglyphica: There was peanut shells EVERYWHERE
JKBalch: Looking for gears in all the wrong places
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Yes Charles V rules so much of the world but technically he wasn't Spanish himself. IIRC his mother was Isabella but his father was Holy Roman Emperor
ContingentCat: never too early for singing
baltimore_667083: @hieroglyphica do the crows run an underground Texas Roadhouse?
LadyAiluros: If you can't find it, grind it?
margieargie: It's never too early for singing, or reading chat
Driosenth: ♫Never to early for nonsnese melodies♫
ContingentCat:
the tires get excited
TXC2: Charles V was basically German
Desruprot: walls are barriers not friends
lightfut: Don't though the sides!
hieroglyphica: @baltimore_667083 no, but I assume a Five Guys?
ClockTamer: I need a nap so singing a lullaby would be welcome
wedge_x: morning, doing a little solidarity sparrow racing
Desruprot: @hieroglyphica Five Guys is good
RockPusher: ♫ You're out of (wall) touch? ♫
public_key_reveal_party: @hieroglyphica I was in New York state at the time, so I can't take the blame for that one I don't think
TXC2: hello wedge_x welcome
t3h_f1gm3nt: saved!
DeM0nFiRe: Nice save
hieroglyphica: @public_key_reveal_party I admire your moxie all the same
accountmadeforants: Sudden thought: In making EVs perpetually heat the batteries to keep them in good condition, we've made warm-blooded cars.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @accountmadeforants i do not like that thought
SnowJP: what's the forza evil NPC driver?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig He was German speaking Burgundian, if I recall? One of the territories in the middle between France and the Empire.
ClockTamer: Lambo is Bowieknife
public_key_reveal_party: @hieroglyphica It was partially me wanting to cause problems for my landlord
t3h_f1gm3nt: IAN NO
Desruprot: uh
KadmosTech: IAN why
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: IAN
baltimore_667083: BAD IAN
RockPusher:
SkylerRingtail: Hell of a conversation to tune into
t3h_f1gm3nt:
accountmadeforants: This makes perfect sense.
accountmadeforants: They did make a new motocompo actually
Desruprot:
ClockTamer: Ian thats just the movie Cars
RockPusher:
Under an hour to car sex, is that a record?
PsychoI3oy: it's not even an hour in
ArtDecoSunburn: @baltimore_667083 "A murder of steak house franchises."
QuixoticScrivener: There is some transformers fan art that is close to this concept, maybe...
Desruprot: @QuixoticScrivener Transformers have the benefit of also being aliens
BraveOthello: If cars reproduced sexually we'd eventually just end up with mutt cars that were indistinguishable
SnowJP: there's also a recent rock album about this...
PsychoI3oy: chock, not chalk, got it
RockPusher: Is it a pair of chocks with the little rope between them?
TXC2:
you know, sometimes I feel bad about tuning out during these stream, but then Chat yells at Ian, and I feel better that I haven't be harmed by whatever Ian said
Desruprot: at loading docks always chock your wheels
accountmadeforants: @BraveOthello It's fine the mutt cars are far more durable than the purebred ones.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
I missed because I got up to get my tea that finished brewing
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Sacrenos:
@BraveOthello you mean... like all modern cars?
DekiSystem: gant
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
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CmdrMadMoe: @BraveOthello we'd also have really hyper overbred cars that barely function
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
baltimore_667083: GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
t3h_f1gm3nt: GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA
baltimore_667083: @t3h_f1gm3nt papers, please
ContingentCat: gant gant
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants All the purebred cars have respiratory issues.
BraveOthello: Glory to arstotzka!
margieargie: You couldn't pass because you didn't have the papers
TXC2:
Mutt cars we can't tell apart is just the modern car market
GhassanPL: GANT means Glory to Aristotzka Nash Tovarishu
SnowJP: @ArtDecoSunburn wait so is a turbo like an inhaler?
ArtDecoSunburn: @CmdrMadMoe What's the auto equivalent of a French Bulldog?
accountmadeforants: @SnowJP Yes, and in the car too!
Strebenherz: If we have car pregnancies and car sex, what's car birth control?
TXC2: SnowJP more like a CPAP machine
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz A potato up the exhaust pipe?
PsychoI3oy: a turbo is a CPAP machine powered by farts
SnowJP: @TXC2 true!
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz A driver
baltimore_667083: WHAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: yup, car bras are a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Strebenherz: What
hieroglyphica: Yeah I never understood those
Bright5park: Others just let their truck nuts hang freely
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Some people like tan lines, I understand.
TXC2 sighs, then heads to google
ArtDecoSunburn: @BraveOthello Inserting a driver is like inserting . . .
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: oh y god I'm not ceffeinated enough for this yet
hieroglyphica: I have a device in my spine improving my spine stuff, is that the driver?
baltimore_667083: dang it I only have sweet tea
accountmadeforants: Actually good point I should grab a cup of coffee if I want to keep up with this
QuixoticScrivener: too strong, or not strong enough?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are any of us ever caffeinated enough for LRRMans?
mckblitz: What kind of desert bus is this
TXC2:
ok, the car bra is luckily less stupid then what I was picturing
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@mckblitz 
RockPusher: Coke®
baltimore_667083:
I call dibs on whatever World Cup sticker it has
hieroglyphica: @accountmadeforants you already have made my partner sign and put his headphones back on with the warm blooded cars thing, I think you're spitting tbh
gualdhar: have we considered a FourLoco lap?
ArtDecoSunburn: Ironically given the "Gant" calls, for the Charles V discussion above, turns out he was born in Ghent, which is almost Gant.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar No, because drinking and also they can't get that in Canada
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Yup
baltimore_667083:
@Thefluffiestguineapig not with that attitude
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica I love that the internet has given me these powers
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn we're through the looking glass here people
RockPusher: They spun a 12!
margieargie: These little things are NOT gonna give you a good lap
gualdhar: happy Pride
baltimore_667083: it was probably Carson Hocevar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy pride
ClockTamer: was that a car from The Game Of Life?
Bright5park: Happy pride
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ClockTamer Yes
TXC2: ClockTamer sure was
ArtDecoSunburn: @ClockTamer The one with the people pegs sticking out?
baltimore_667083: good save
BraveOthello: Those little assholes ...
flamingoplaysgames: sick drift
margieargie: I miss Jumpsuit Jacques
TXC2:
remember chat: the answer too "is that the car from ______" is always yes
baltimore_667083: not quite as good as a Lev Yashin save, but definitely up there
ClockTamer: I am too tired to comprehend this race
baltimore_667083: oh we have beef now
t3h_f1gm3nt: did we just get pit maneuvered?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have stats on which cars have maximum aggression? Aside from the Banana which obviously has maximum aggression
margieargie:
Thefluffiestguineapig: First beef of the year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @t3h_f1gm3nt Seems like it
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig all of them?
baltimore_667083: @Thefluffiestguineapig “we have got beef mother******s!”
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: @Thefluffiestguineapig We need a driver that looks like Beej
t3h_f1gm3nt: pfffffffffffffft
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Is Herbie the Love Bug in the race?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat I think we have a driver named after Dale
baltimore_667083: GANT
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: GANT
Driosenth: I think it was completely off
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is blue flag?
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok that sushi just destroyed me
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn no
Thefluffiestguineapig: @t3h_f1gm3nt Have you not seen the Tamago and the other one?
ClockTamer: holy cow a normal car!
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Can confirm, F1 gets that a lot
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Thefluffiestguineapig i didn't get here until about a half hour in
baltimore_667083: fun fact: in IndyCar, you aren’t required to get out of the way until you’ve been lapped by the whole field
hieroglyphica: If that was an option with cyclists in bike lanes my whole life would be different
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Not I'm not on an F1 kick what are you talking about
Thefluffiestguineapig: !lrrmanscars
RealGamerCow: Have we had a clean lap yet
RockPusher: t3h_f1gm3nt It's Fast Food!
t3h_f1gm3nt: @RockPusher god....dammmit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @t3h_f1gm3nt I used the command if you want to look at the list
margieargie: @RealGamerCow I think lap 2 was
RealGamerCow: oh I see the +39, so we must have had a clean lap
hieroglyphica: Cyclists will risk love, money and life to get in front of you just to slow down and shakily occupy the entire lane
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@t3h_f1gm3nt If you think it is a bad joke, the answer is probably
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Thefluffiestguineapig i did look at the list and the sushi rolls did not fully register in my brain as ACTUAL sushi rolls
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica We should add a peleton of Tour de Francers to this race map to make it even more interesting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow We got pit maneuvered
Thefluffiestguineapig: @t3h_f1gm3nt Again, it is very literal
NorthstarTex: Good morning race fans, so what's ian driving?
accountmadeforants:
Okay so speaking of bras, did you know that when horses have eye injuries people sometimes use bras as makeshift eyepatches? I wonder how this translates to car bras. https://i.imgur.com/b7lTFoA.jpeg
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Is there someone who would want to do a bicycling game?
ArtDecoSunburn: Do you use heel-toe for the clutch, Ian?
TXC2: hello NorthstarTex Ian is in a Toyota from Inital D
Viewers_Like_You: @NorthstarTex me crazy, I tells ya
public_key_reveal_party: I really want to learn to drive a manual
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Yup, horses are interesting to keep bandages on (veterinary medicine person here who has worked with horses)
TXC2: *initial
NorthstarTex: @TXC2 the sprinter? hell yeah!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The children?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Flamme Rouge is a great bicycling board game.
RockPusher: Those… slippery… children‽
TXC2: !updog
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I mean someone who would be willing to do the Tour de France
NorthstarTex: Its a solid car, was my fav in the early stages playing Gran Turismo 3 ^^
TXC2: hello exeJayce welcome
RockPusher: Ah yes. It's the children who are slippery.
Invitare: either way I don't want them anywhere near me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Except some who are autistic
TXC2: and sometimes clammy
hieroglyphica: It's really surprising when you encounter the rare 'both'
GhostValv: ah yes, the slippery sticky spectrum
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher All those stippled children.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or ones who enjoy dirt, then they have matte coating
NotCainNorAbel: Explains the Ian-Beej friendship
baltimore_667083: Erling Haaland has taken over
Molladia: Ah Ian has never experienced the pile of sand tipped out of a childs shoe
RockPusher: They have a sense of irony
fiftymcnasty: Flavor fail
margieargie: I thought it was Denmark, but I mostly just saw the red so it could be Norway too?
accountmadeforants:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah having seen proper eyepatches/masks for horses (the big half-spheres), the bra thing made perfect sense
exeJayce:
100
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel There are many layers to that friendship it seems, including how well their wives get along
ArtDecoSunburn: A double decker bus would be fun for this race.
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig That does help, but Beej is also very dry
margieargie: That or this is before 1814 and they're both one country
fiftymcnasty: either way it wasnt Swedish
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn we do have buses in the race
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Especially since you might need to try a few different things to figure out what they will tolerate and you don't want to spend money
BraveOthello: @ArtDecoSunburn Best I can offer you is stair car, which at least has stairs
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig It seems like in the 1940s they would be a bridge quartet.
RockPusher: Freshly waxed
ArtDecoSunburn: @BraveOthello The stair car is delightful.
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm now imagining the horse disagreeing with a bra's pattern/colour, or wanting frills
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
accountmadeforants: Shame about that guy stuck on the aerial work platform all these 24 hours.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants The frills would be irritating, but sometimes you need shallower/deeper cups depending on weirdness. I love horses but they are so much more like cats than people think
e_bloc: the goal is to turn coffee into laps
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BraveOthello: Oh are we gonna catch the stair car?
BraveOthello: Wooo!
margieargie: I thought the goal was to turn lead into gold? I may be in the wrong place
baltimore_667083: oh it’s a returning competitor
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello We've caught them a couple times, then other cars put us behind them
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc The other black viscous fluid from the Arabian Peninsula that society runs on.
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig This wreaks havoc on Wheeler's Big Dog Thesis. (But yeah my mom loves horses and owns one so I've been infected with a lot of weirdly specific bits of knowledge.)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie That's for TTSF
BraveOthello: Please dont
flamingoplaysgames: do you need to refuel again?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Some can be Big Dog, but much more consistently big cat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tetraethyl. Don't think triethyl lead is a thing.
RockPusher: Thomas Midgley Jr. would be proud
NorthstarTex: The truck of stairs is the lrrMans's Dacia Logan from the N24 :3
Thefluffiestguineapig: do we need more fuel?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn damnit is Ian drinking oil again
TXC2: we can in fact turn lead into gold, it's just not cost effect at scale
margieargie: Not the best idea, but I'm sure whoever came up with that got the bad ideas out with that one and didn't do any other bad things to the atmosphere, right?
BraveOthello: @RockPusher And then invent CFCs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shut up LRRBot, I'm going to keep trying for the gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
RealGamerCow: it says 1.4 laps, but maybe if you feather it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems correct
TXC2: like the movie Goldfinger
e_bloc: why lead, you could pick any element
NorthstarTex: I'd say the track marshalls would be fine with that bend
hieroglyphica: @margieargie I love that it was specifically to the atmosphere, that guy was really beefing with our ability to breathe
accountmadeforants: That just means we also need a time machine so we can sell it to people in the 1800's, they love radioactive junk.
ArtDecoSunburn: Alchemists in early modern German pricipalities were just state-sponsored agents for debasing the currency.
QuixoticScrivener: what if radioactive gold solves our billionaire problem?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Exactly!
margieargie: @hieroglyphica Now now, the second one didn't affect breathing, just our ability to be outside during the day
hieroglyphica: Fair point!
BraveOthello: Pin the motorcycle to the wall ... Wait what did I say?
Strebenherz:
@QuixoticScrivener 
MTigress: @QuixoticScrivener that was a Bond movie plot i think
ArtDecoSunburn: @QuixoticScrivener There's apparently a new Spanish art movie called "Rich Flu" that posits a disease infecting people based on networth. Don't know why they didn't call it "Affluenza."
TXC2:
QuixoticScrivener gold doesn't hold an edge to make an effective guillotine
DekiSystem: @ArtDecoSunburn possibly because it would sound too close to the actual word influenza
hieroglyphica: It can't be because of name confusion! There's a new movie called Hungry coming out for Hungry hungry hippos, and I was deeply disappointed to find out HOW MANY other movies are also named 'Hungry'
accountmadeforants: Honey is in fact her last name (i forget her first)
DekiSystem: but I do agree yours is a better title
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants That was a plot element in one of Asimov's "Foundation" short stories. Selling radioactive gold converters to backwards planets.
hieroglyphica: Also the hungry hungry hippos movies had vanishingly little to do with the game, and contains only a singular hippo, so my disappointment was high there too
margieargie: I believe the correct answer to "where to look" is "chat", right?
Creideiki_SE: !chat
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ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica How disappointing. No rapid fire marble munching?
accountmadeforants: No need to look at the road, we'll let you know when you need to go left ten seconds ago
Molladia: Ian, Audio books while driving? or too distracting?
margieargie: All I care is if Zeta's still in it
AugmentingPath: smack
arkham1981: Just got here. Driving a AE86?
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Molladia: @arkham1981 yes
NorthstarTex: o7 to those that didn't survive. 24h endurance races are about finishing, and then finishing first
TXC2: arkham1981 sure are
RockPusher: A lot of maximising shareholder value
accountmadeforants: He's business-douche-signaling to other business douches
BraveOthello: I should reread the book
ArtDecoSunburn: I contend the best business book ever written is still "Barbarians at the Gate." Single greatest account of an individual business deal.
public_key_reveal_party: I love audio books if I am a passenger and am not a fan as a driver
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Ian, hi chat, how's the racing so far?
Shadowsoflife: o/
BraveOthello: @Sarah_Serinde Nyoom!
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants That's what powers airport bookstores.
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde Ian is doing quite well so far
Sarah_Serinde: and what shenanigans has Ian gotten up to this year?
DeM0nFiRe: Zeta!
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde good, we've only talked about car sex once!
TXC2: !lrrmancars
accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde We've managed to start discussing car sex within an hour
Sarah_Serinde:
@TXC2 Well, it's early yet
TXC2: true
Sarah_Serinde:
@RockPusher
Molladia: @Sarah_Serinde there's micro machines
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Sarah_Serinde: @Molladia Oh boy
Sarah_Serinde:
Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants 55 minute mark I need to go back and clip that later
lostluckDev: I came in at a good time i see
Shadowsoflife: indeed
RockPusher: F/M/K car brand edition
NorthstarTex: Have you seen the Caddi hypercars, they certainly do fuck
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] Cadillacs fuck!
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Sarah_Serinde:
RockPusher oh also I noticed yesterday but I was very busy with work so 
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Thank you
accountmadeforants: Kei trucks are all mothers of at least 5. I will not elaborate.
ArtDecoSunburn: SNL had a sketch -- 90s, perhaps, about luxury cars designed for their drivers to have sex with.
BraveOthello: !quote Cadillac
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Bright5park:
Somehow, "OldsmobILF" manifested itself in my brain. Enjoy, chat. 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Easy. Kill Tesla.
Sarah_Serinde: I regret inadvertently initiating this discussion
TXC2:
Bright5park no, I wont
margieargie: "One Piece at a Time" can be read as some very freaky Cadillac stuff if you think about it the... right?... way
SkylerRingtail: @Bright5park *Snort*
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde hopefully busy work in rewarding way
Shadowsoflife: Thanks I hate it @Bright5park
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park Really puts in new perspective the backwards facing station wagon seats.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
margieargie: !gant
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BraveOthello: !quote Cadillacs
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Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT GANT
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Not really, because day job, but it's mostly decent. Just a bit too heavy of a regular workload unfortunately
hieroglyphica: So easy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's easy
TXC2: "Kill Tesla" Said Edison
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Sarah_Serinde: Anyway chat there's an arts and crafts fair on near me this weekend and my parents both came down and walked around it with me. And I got pretty earrings and saw some very nice bags that were almost but not quite what I wanted
ArtDecoSunburn: I was a Buick man for a long time.
Sarah_Serinde: So a pretty good start to my weekend
ashtonfpd: you every think you would get a cutlass?
hieroglyphica: Sounds lovely!
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde huzzah for arts and crafts and wanted family time!
bo_brinkman: 1970 Cutlass here. One time the wheel fell off!
Molladia: First car: 1986 Toyota Corolla. I should have kept it, it survived longer than my 1990 Pulsar
BraveOthello: Closest I've ever gotten to a manual is my paddle shift CVT, which will auto shift for you screw up
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sarah_Serinde Nothing like buying jewelry from the local craft fair. And at least you can still be on the hunt for the exact bag.
accountmadeforants: Automatics being so common/cheap in North America is still so strange to me. They're still considered a luxury here *today*
hieroglyphica: @accountmadeforants dang, here people act like manuals are unnecessarily complex and outdated
Sarah_Serinde: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah I got the person's card so I can keep an eye on them. They just didn't quite have the size/form I wanted. But it was real leather (rather than plastic "leather") combined with nice fabric and they were very pretty
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants North America is car-centric.
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Sarah_Serinde: and yes I love buying things from local small businesses, it's how I get basically all my jewellery
RockPusher: The Mini is kinda a bee of a car
SnowBuddy18: this is also a tiny car with an angry engine though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn The gas and car companies managed to take apart all public transport in many places
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sarah_Serinde I'm not much into purses, but I appreciate natural materials over "pleather."
Scarbble: a hearty GANT GANT to you all on this lovely LRRMans day
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
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Strebenherz: GANT GANT
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica We actually have separate driver's licenses depending on whether you took your exam with a manual or an automatic. (If you used an automatic you're only allowed to drive automatics.)
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Sarah_Serinde: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah pleather/vegan leather falls apart so easily but also doesn't biodegrade, which is not great
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Yup
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also has deep resonance with how Americans see themselves. Independent, frontier seekers.
Sarah_Serinde: like the leather manufacturing process does have some issues but at least it lasts a long time, so you don't have to replace it often, and it will eventually break down
gualdhar: my employer has started rolling out a bamboo-based leather, it was hard for me to tell the difference tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn That came later with marketing
Sarah_Serinde: yup
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sarah_Serinde That's what I do when I buy friends and family jewelry.
lostluckDev: Vines boots theory
accountmadeforants: Yeah I have a few leather items that are as old as or older than I am.
TXC2: the most animal friendly leather is the one you only need to make once
BraveOthello: Wait I zoned out what's a consumable?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The gas/car companies made cities take their public transportation apart
Strebenherz: Interesting points
Shadowsoflife: Leather @BraveOthello
RockPusher: For, er, various reasons I rather expect people will be paying more attention to more traditional alternatives to petrochemical materials
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 And often it can be done with extremely low stress slaughter techniques. It takes more effort to design those facilities but it is doable
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
DanielJennaGrouse: there are decent plastic based textiles (for some uses) and none of them are pleather
Sarah_Serinde: and I don't know specifically about bamboo, but iirc a lot of the "sustainable" leathers still have some amount of plastic in them to make them usable unfortunately
Shadowsoflife: GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: The irony being that up until a few decades ago, tanning facilities were the bad for environment equivalent of oil refineries today. Lot of bad chemicals, historically.
TXC2: BraveOthello leather vs pleather
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig yeap!
IviaRelle: Yeah, bamboo fabrics are rayon with the cellulose sourced from bamboo, and bamboo leather's still gonna be plasticized.
hieroglyphica: The ones that are most biodegradable and genuinely sustainable is things like Tencel and Modal?
Driosenth: I have a briefcase, wallet, and belt from Saddleback Leather. I really like their motto "They'll fight over it when you're dead"
NorthstarTex: o7 to the good lap, lost to sand and traffic
hieroglyphica: I think
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm familiar with a lot of it because we read a lot of Dr. Temple Grandon's work for school
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
gualdhar: so according to the sustainability team, the bamboo leather is worse than recycled plastic but much better than virgin plastic
CookieMom: MeLRRy LRRMans-mas!
Athelgar: i bought some new bedsheets, and the material listing was; 100% fabric. Ya, duh, i didnt think it would be 8% bees or something, i want to know what KIND of fabric
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TXC2: like with helium
RockPusher: There are many extremely important petrochem uses more important than faux leather
Sarah_Serinde: anyway I'm really sad that that bag place didn't quite have what I wanted because they seemed well made and they were so pretty. Gonna have to keep an eye on them
public_key_reveal_party: Plastics are excellent for stuff like medical devices, I have been told from my biomedical engineer friend
Shadowsoflife: @CookieMom GANT GANT to you
ArtDecoSunburn: Everyone talks about fuel, but plastics are a real sticking point for our modern petroleum based society. Single use medical supplies are heavily petroleum based.
RandomTrivia:
Alpha Flight
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde sets up in their workshop… waiting…
Shadowsoflife: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Also the thing I will say, like I was saying, is if leather is well taken care of and appropriate low stress slaughter techniques are utilized, it isn't a bad thing to do ONCE
NorthstarTex: o7 Alpha Flight
TXC2: ZETA Reigns supreme!
ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party They can be made sterile, which is essential. And durable.
Sarah_Serinde:
@RockPusher 
NorthstarTex: I saw Omega earlier too
Invitare: Zeta never dies!
TheOrigamiGamer:
Alpha Flight
Driosenth: ZETA is out there, lurking
Molladia: our position at 31st somewhat indicates 24 have retired
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sarah_Serinde The hunt is half the fun.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Veterinary medicine re-uses a lot
Sarah_Serinde: @ArtDecoSunburn true!
gualdhar: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats true, but we noticed some customers prefer a cruelty free option. we originally used a pleather option but we're moving away from that
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can sterilize a lot of things that human medicine just doesn't
NorthstarTex: o7 zeta
RandomTrivia:
Zeta, always alive in our hearts
Shadowsoflife: o7 zeta
TXC2: Zeta 4 life
Thefluffiestguineapig: So only Omega remains?
margieargie: Okay, if Zeta's out it's time to reset the race
Strebenherz: o7
RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig How appropriate
baltimore_667083: o7 zeta
Marvoleath: !updog
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I'm actually writing a piece now about the history of the (defunct) strategic helium repository.
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undecided44: Back to reusavle glass syringe barrels
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn ooo neat!
NorthstarTex: labo micro machine?
NorthstarTex: lambo*
RockPusher: During recent dental work was impressed by the metal trays with the sets of tools that obviously get autoclaved as a set
Thefluffiestguineapig: @undecided44 Again, veterinary medicine shows you can sterilize things and re-use them but human medicine just refuses to
ArtDecoSunburn: @undecided44 Might as well bring back nurses' caps and laudinum.
QuixoticScrivener: we're trying our best to replace plastic with nano-cellulose and wood-based composites, still needs more research
ashtonfpd: the band my friend
SnowBuddy18: The Band
e_bloc: the band
Vonbane: that was The bnad
e_bloc: the weight
Thefluffiestguineapig: Human medicine refuses to take the time to scrub that re-use of things requires
RockPusher: Is that the stuff you get together?
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undecided44: @artdecosunburn and the white shoe industry cries out for joy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Be sure not to confuse it with the Mass.
Molladia: Carrying that weight? Is he gonna go the distance?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh and you also need to examine things to make sure it isn't doesn't need to be cycled out
Strebenherz: Gdi Ian love that intro
Camthelion: ohai ian and chat
ArtDecoSunburn: Well, just make the proper turn when you come to decaying Pennsylvania mine town Nazareth, Ian.
GhostValv: I'm just expecting the crosswalk "wait"
RockPusher: You go to The Mass to get The Bread
DanielJennaGrouse: Sayla's in the race too?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't Lutherans do mass too?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Or it belongs to gravity.
baltimore_667083: @RockPusher ducks in disguise
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
accountmadeforants: My body is a temple, it has mass and everything
e_bloc: now I want to describe something dense as a full catholic mass
RockPusher:
e_bloc
TXC2:
I went to a Catholic funeral last week, got sat in front of worlds best catholic, Gods this women was belting out every hymm
ArtDecoSunburn: @undecided44 Ha! Having spent time among white shoe law firms, I can only roll my eyes.
silenceaux: Char's completely unprovoked ambush attack
TheOrigamiGamer: I am told the bread becomes Jesus when you eat it
wedge_x: Char theme horn
QuixoticScrivener: proximity music tracks
gualdhar: replace the engine sound file with the theme song?
gameslayer013: mod his car's engine sound to be the song
accountmadeforants: Oh hell that'd be amazing
Camthelion: ah yes. like max verstappenm and his theme
Molladia: Ian how do you feel about Gquuuux Char?
ashtonfpd: is quattro bajeena taking part of the race as well?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheOrigamiGamer Please lets not do transubstantiation. I'm having flashbacks to trying to teach undergrads about that
JewelryJelly: Hey maybe next time you can do 24 Hours of LRRemons
TXC2: TheOrigamiGamer good old transubstantiation
undecided44: Does the Anglican (and Episcopal) church(es) use "mass" as well.... I can't remember.
DanielJennaGrouse: each car should have its own proximity audio theme song
RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig had a lot of heresy going on did you?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheOrigamiGamer I assume the process of chewing contributes to the transubstantion.
accountmadeforants: @DanielJennaGrouse One of the sushi needs the Don Quixote theme.
JewelryJelly: that actually exists, 24 Hours of Lemons
baltimore_667083: isn’t this what Petit LRRmans is for?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The 2:40 Hours of LRRemons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Oh no, keep in mind I was an archaeology/history professor. It was more they thought they were being smart about their trolling and boy they were not
baltimore_667083: or Lone Star LRRmans
baltimore_667083: go means…well we don’t know
Driosenth: I would love to see a RoadQuest where it is preparing for and partaking in 24 hours of Lemons
ArtDecoSunburn: @undecided44 They have high church services that retain some Catholic elements while throwing in parts of The Book of Common Prayer. A mixture.
radiowasabi2014: and a ghost from the Heian eraa
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig ahh, yes indeed, Catholic dogma does tend to outmaneuver shitposters
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TXC2: Boxletner, you pro!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher They've been doing it for literal centuries, I know you didn't do the reading, please just be honest about it
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants From "Man of La Mancha"?
Shadowsoflife: @radiowasabi2014 That doesn't make it the end of the manga
darkora: and of course Tron Bon Jovi
accountmadeforants: Honestly I need to import one of the greyscale chip bags so I can tell people it's from before they invented color.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Shadowsoflife:
BraveOthello: Chat, am Ian okay?
radiowasabi2014: @Shadowsoflife spoilers loo
JewelryJelly: In the immortal words of the Barenaked Ladies, "I just made you say underwear"
TXC2: BraveOthello yes, for Ian
RockPusher: BraveOthello a question for the ages
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is fully normal Ian
PMAvers: The Standard Reference Ian
Shadowsoflife: @radiowasabi2014 Yea sorry but it an old manga
SymphonySolstice: good morning, car go brrrr
Willowbird2005: you know I’m sitting here watching f1 was not expecting this content
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you need a prompt?
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn No from the Japanese chain of stores (yes, really, they're called Don Quixote, or Donki for short, and they have their own theme that plays uninterrupted inside)
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's a whole other scale for Ian's OK-ness.
SnowBuddy18: @SymphonySolstice no, cargo van
Willowbird2005: favorite formula one team
Driosenth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Baby chickens don't turn into flowers.
JewelryJelly: all we need is some late 90s early 2000s eurobeat
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been watching the World Bird Sanctuary with their fosters and owlets recently
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Undergrads are going to be undergrads. Sometimes I miss the classroom, but I don't miss the snark.
RockPusher: ♫ don don don don don don don don ♫
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accountmadeforants: A stuff store
TheOrigamiGamer: Variety store
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I miss the ones who did the reading snarking at the ones who didn't
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DanielJennaGrouse: there unfortunately isn't any new Gundam show to bring up this year
margieargie: I hope they have a smaller spin-off chain called Sancho Panza
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Donkihotei is the Japanese mega mart.
Wrexadecimal: Speaking of music, the composer for 2016's DOOM is doing the BGM for Gundam Rogue Orbit.
ContingentCat: thankyou for that context
Bright5park: Is it "normal" in japan that stores have an OST?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
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JewelryJelly: The only thing that sucks about the Nintendo Switch version of Yakuza Kiwami is that they didn't get the license for the Don Quijote jingle
Thefluffiestguineapig: GANT
ContingentCat: gant gant!
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: gant
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
Willowbird2005: do you like the strawberry and cream sandwiches
Marvoleath: !gant
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I love going to Hobby Off for the 2nd hand gunpla
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Interesting. Well, I have been to the beach in Barcelona where Don Quixote dueled, so now I'll have to see the inverse in one of these Japanese shops.
Wrexadecimal:
Is Ian getting paid to do ads for Japanese stores now?
Molladia: they sell "tatt"
TheOrigamiGamer: The Book Off near me is poorly managed:(
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Don't worry, LRRBot is sending me lots of things about "command registered too recently" about that one
TheOrigamiGamer: @
Camthelion:
is Don the japanese version of princess auto
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wrexadecimal No, if he was he could quit jobby job
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park I feel like some American stores have one. Hot Topic. Bass Pro.
baltimore_667083: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
margieargie: Oooof, that was going so well
Hedonistic_Mushroom: How many other drivers left?
accountmadeforants: @Camthelion Does Princess Auto sell freezer bags full of bad chicken?
Marvoleath: !findquote gant
LRRbot: Quote #7738: "The GANTs come for us all." —Ian [2021-08-21]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need repairs too?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Ask Beej
Viewers_Like_You: Go get our fuel filled and our nails did
Bright5park: @ArtDecoSunburn In fairness, I have been in as many American stores as I have been in Japanese stores, which is zero.
accountmadeforants:
Sarah_Serinde:
oh boy
accountmadeforants: I just use the browser version but that's very good
TheOrigamiGamer: But I did find a copy of Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn and the collectors edition of Metal Gear Solid 4 at Book Off
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig (Grins) Nice distinction.
DeM0nFiRe:
margieargie: Completely normal pitting
baltimore_667083: it’s the nascar approach-good enough
Bright5park: Like a gloove
CookieMom: This is fine.
TheOrigamiGamer: rip that Pit guy
undecided44: Nothing wrong here, best access to the fueling rig
Molladia: Coke from fridge?
accountmadeforants: They know it's a challenge thing and you might start attacking them
ScrapyardGhostTrain: If you parked like that, I wouldn't look you in the eye either.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Are you teaching in the fall?
nimbus_machine: a good pit crew always has noclip enabled
Marvoleath: They are too afraid
margieargie: How are your tires doing?
JewelryJelly: Greetings from a Bostonian in New Hampshire, USE YAH BLINKAH
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: every year lrrmans makes me think buying a wheel and pedal set up is a good idea even when I dont play racing games
Astrovore: I couldn't choose between this and the IRL knock-off so I'm watching both
CookieMom: @margieargie 40s. It's the blue numbers in the upper right.
Viewers_Like_You: Those are some nice window cracks on the right there
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Bright5park: @JewelryJelly Wasting precious blinker fluid, in THIS economy?
margieargie: @CookieMom Ahhh, there they are, thanks
t3h_f1gm3nt: i have returned with pizza chat
JewelryJelly: @Bright5park Ah go get yourself Storrowed
BraveOthello: @t3h_f1gm3nt Huzzah!
nimbus_machine: one day i hope they rework chocobo racing in ffxiv to be compatable with racing wheel and pedal controls
baltimore_667083:
it was Hocevar again
accountmadeforants:
@fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I'm glad to own a really cheap steering wheel/paddle from almost 30 years ago. It prevents those urges because I just think "okay but I already own one and never use it". That's the only reason I keep it in my attic
Marvoleath: @CookieMom They are in their 40s? No wonder they are tired
Sarah_Serinde:
SAJewers:
any rhythm games you can play with a racing sim?
DeM0nFiRe: I recently got a new wheel/pedal setup that works on PC and PS5 so I can do iRacing and Gran Turismo 7
SkylerRingtail: It was one of the pink bastards
margieargie: They're bullying you!
TheOrigamiGamer: buy a racing kit for the Moonbase
RockPusher: Oooer, Suffix hydration offer generally regarded as a good hydration offer
radiowasabi2014: you got a crack in your windshield
Shadowsoflife:
Molladia: what were those words?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
DanielJennaGrouse: and you wonder why the pit crew won't look you in the eye
CookieMom: That was unfortunate.
nimbus_machine: tigercar
hyalopterous: Can the pit give you a new windshield
ratbabyonline: how did i look at 0700 and go "oh thats tomorrow night" NO ME, ITS 7AM
radiowasabi2014: is this online live? are those other cars other ppl?
ratbabyonline: anyway IM AWAKE AND TUNED IN
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park I was mostly joking about the steretypes of those stores' shoppers. Hot Topic = Angsty Emo and Goth Teens. Bass Pro = Oldies country for outdoors types. Most American stores play Top 40 pop radio or Muzak/elevator music.
hyralt: If a rhythm game is any game where you need to push buttons at the right time, isn't every game a rhythm game?
ExitPursuedByABear: My favorite mmo is actually a rhythm game
Willowbird2005: do you like formula one?
RockPusher:
radiowasabi2014 fortunately no least they be far more aggressive than they already are
Astrovore: @radiowasabi2014 No, these are computer-controlled
Hedonistic_Mushroom: You got something on your windshield... Oh it's cracked nevermind.
Willowbird2005: I’ve been up since 4am
TXC2: radiowasabi2014 no, they're AI
UnknownFriday: Me either, but my body clock sucks and I can't turn it off and am up at 5:30AM if I want to be or not.
nimbus_machine: how far can we transcend? pong is a rythem game obviously. what about tabletop games like d&d?
radiowasabi2014: such assholes they are lol
margieargie: All the cars are the real kind of AI and not the "rebranding LLMs" kind
t3h_f1gm3nt: @UnknownFriday mood
ArtDecoSunburn: @radiowasabi2014 Do you think those quick glass replace joints would service a race track?
accountmadeforants: Thankfully the cars are self-destructing. So maybe in 24 hours we'll win by no-contest.
DanielJennaGrouse: I enjoy they car's dash clock being in my local time, very handy
radiowasabi2014: speedy glass is uber expensive
RockPusher: Decision-tree driven
Molladia: is the in car clock correct? Is it updating?
SkylerRingtail: @margieargie I've taken to using the old early videogame language of "CPU" players these days, rather than "AI" for just that reason
ArtDecoSunburn: @nimbus_machine Would castling and en passant make chess such a game?
Willowbird2005: @nimbus_machine I mean I’m sure someone’s made a DDR dnd campaign
accountmadeforants: I also resemble that remark!
public_key_reveal_party: Cori's eternal night
ratbabyonline: My local time YOUR LOCAL TIME because I'm the dreaded LOCAL FAN
Willowbird2005: good recovery
margieargie: I thought I remember one year when it was set to actual Le Mans time? Might be misremembering, though, there's been a lot of these
Viewers_Like_You: gant (singular)
Ranakel: And it is a wonderful day here in France. Fresh off a colder spot so the clear skies are a nice pleasant time to enjoy a delicious barbecue
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
margieargie: Oh right, I forgot Yorri
Willowbird2005: what time is it in Canada?
Ranakel: Oh, that'd be great
LadyAiluros: yeee
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants I used one of those to learn to drive in the late 1990s.
accountmadeforants: That feels a bit inaccurate because these last few days it seems the sun will only stay away for two or three hours
Creideiki_SE: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:42 AM
RockPusher:
Trying to clean some of the windscreen damage off my monitor
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How gants the GANT GANT?
Camthelion: Are we in a AE86?
Willowbird2005: thank you for that command
BraveOthello: Wait do you have the rights to rebroadcast that?
baltimore_667083: @Camthelion allegedly
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: QWRPLine is my traditional road-trip binge, so I listen to it once or twice a year
NorthstarTex: @Camthelion Nope, the Toyota Sprinter from Initial D :3
LadyAiluros: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Same here
t3h_f1gm3nt: o7 yorri
margieargie: Along with Jumpsuit Jacques
TXC2:
only after I started watching Sumo did I learn "yori" just mean front
nimbus_machine: daaaaaaale
PharaohBender27: Dammit, Dale!
Willowbird2005: I mean I’ve been up since 4am pst
Wolfstrike_NL: Some tell...
TheOrigamiGamer: Is this the final LRRMans?
accountmadeforants: He's trying to compensate for nobody else using their blinkers
Creideiki_SE: Your hazard lights are on. Tell Dale.
t3h_f1gm3nt: tell dale... to turn off his hazards
TXC2: TheOrigamiGamer sadly yes
Willowbird2005: so your not having anyone take shifts with oyy
Willowbird2005: you
TXC2: be the egg melt murch you wish to see in the world
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i know im hungry because my brain assumes whatever eggmelt is probably edible
JewelryJelly: hello there Bibendum (sp?)
margieargie: Oh, I'll be having my traditional sunday morning egg melt tomorrow of course
hamraffle: I just got here chat, what are we driving?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait.. the final Lrrmans? did I miss something?
PharaohBender27: That's promising!
hamraffle: What car I meAN
JewelryJelly: I think you better see someone about that window crack
SkylerRingtail: Bus is coming
SymphonySolstice: bus is coming.
ratbabyonline: how did i manage to put my shirt on backwards AND inside out. YOURE THROWING ME OFF HORNER
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @hamraffle the 86 i think
Marvoleath: !venga
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RockPusher: turns out with ten years of setup tuning and practice, Ian's gotten pretty skilled at this
PharaohBender27: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Yeah, last year Ian said that he'd only do one more for the 10th anniversary, and this is that
accountmadeforants: @Bobtheninjagoldfish It's the 10th one and Ian is getting very tired. But there will be other racing streams that aren't 24 hours
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish Ian get older, Ian no longer be able to drive 24 hours, Ian no do 24 hours lrrmans after this year
accountmadeforants:
RockPusher: LRRMans will return, just in a different form
Marvoleath: that;s some "Speed" level bus driving
Wrexadecimal: felt
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot But can I buy horse armour DLC with gems?
baltimore_667083: that too
BusTed:
Ranakel: Some great careers lasted less than that
JewelryJelly: What the hell is that
margieargie: LRRMans will return in "From Russia with Love"... wait no
DeM0nFiRe:
Wolfstrike_NL: Daniel!
RockPusher: LRRMans going through a regeneration
nimbus_machine: wtf is that thing lmao
ashtonfpd: nice round number too man
accountmadeforants: That's 240 hours! We're way past 24!
SymphonySolstice: what is. that
Sarah_Serinde: yup, very okay to stop things. even though it can feel difficult/bad to do
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Like James Bond.
EmiTheWolf_: Was that a hedge on wheels?!
ratbabyonline: we, the fans, must take up the mantle of 24 hour lrrmans, my resume for this is that i once did 16 hour solo stream of desert bus
Camthelion:
so 18 hours then
ashtonfpd: richard burns rally perhaps?
Strebenherz: @EmiTheWolf_ Sushi
baltimore_667083: 12 hours of BathLRRst
Sarah_Serinde: 24 hours is so many hours
NorthstarTex: I mean you could do some other big endurance races that last only 6 hours as well
Molladia: 24 hours of Forklift jobs in Yakuza
BusTed: it is a lot of hours
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: isnt the irl Le Mans split between three drivers per car?
RockPusher: oooer, BathLRRst is a good idea
Viewers_Like_You: 24 (cumulative) hours of LRRmans (spread across a year)
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The Candian LRRMans Series.
TheOrigamiGamer: 120 laps is many
ScrapyardGhostTrain: *Canadian
TXC2: and a bathtub
t3h_f1gm3nt: id be ok with shorter lrrmans in the future.
ashtonfpd: as the nigiri burns by LMAO
ratbabyonline: why TORONTO
Sarah_Serinde:
Wait you put the TTC in here?
Ard_Rhys: Could do a 24 hours of LRRMans split over 3 or 4 streams
e_bloc: its truly a once-in-a-year experience
Wolfstrike_NL:
This is just a fake-out, next year Ian will return with 24h of podracing, with a new game comming for that
RockPusher: baltimore_667083 BathLRRst needs modded in wallabies and roos crossing the track
accountmadeforants: Assetto Corsa was built with cowardice in mind
ArtDecoSunburn: I grew up near Talladega, so I associate racing with stock cars driving in a vague oval shape.
ratbabyonline: is your Mini in here
margieargie:
There's a Tap Tap Concede in this race?
Sarah_Serinde:
it's possibly I knew this in the past
Xed_Regulus:
Might be the first time the TTC arrives on time
t3h_f1gm3nt: maaaan i'm so exciteed for galactic racer later this year
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
baltimore_667083: @ArtDecoSunburn TTC bus race around ‘Dega when
ContingentCat: gant
margieargie: !gant
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Wolfstrike_NL: GANT
accountmadeforants: GANT GANT
BusTed: nice and legal-like
SymphonySolstice: gant
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh right that's ths year too maybe this is the year for a wheel and pod racing
PharaohBender27: Gant gant!
DanielJennaGrouse: do you think they'll let you play the new SW racing game using a MIDI controller?
Shadowsoflife: Gant
ghyllnox: GANT
NorthstarTex: I've always been fond of the 6 hours of Spa, they also are reviving the 6 hours of Silverstone for next year as well
t3h_f1gm3nt: its the first SW IP branded thing i've been excited about since episode 9 kinda dampened my mood about the whole IP
Strebenherz: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
margieargie: As opposed to the people around me on my morning commute, who drive neither legal nor smooth
TXC2: "can't it be both?" "you don't pay enough for both"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You know, it bothers me that the FoV is such that *both* mirrors are largely unusable.
baltimore_667083: what about Long Beach?
Ranakel: Wait you have a parent?
RockPusher: smh
Ranakel: patent*
RockPusher: never read a star war
Ard_Rhys: Would be nice to see some endurance race streams on other tracks
Viewers_Like_You: The under-two-minutes of Dunsfold?
Sarah_Serinde: that does sound like a mistake
ArtDecoSunburn: @baltimore_667083 That would be something. (The locals looking over LRR crew) "Ya'll say ya'll come from an island off Canada?"
baltimore_667083: silverstone is such a great track isn’t it
DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah WEC added Silverstone and didn't remove anything so they are doing an extra race
DanielJennaGrouse: we should go in the opposite direction - what is the shortest race we can do?
ratbabyonline: live stream of Ian at the local motorsport circuit racing for real WHEN?
Xed_Regulus: France. They come from France.
flouncy_magooo: We're not here to make France
SymphonySolstice: oh no it's char
baltimore_667083: @DanielJennaGrouse probably a Saturday night feature at a local dirt track
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe Sorry, my brain is so weird WEC to me just means World Equestrian Competition which is the level above olympics for people
margieargie: @DanielJennaGrouse 100m dash but in a drag racer
Driosenth: 6 hours of the 405, Stuck in a traffic jam in LA
ArtDecoSunburn: @DanielJennaGrouse Jumping to conclusions?
adept_nekomancer:
The motorcycle must be an economist, because he was banking aggressively.
ratbabyonline: Cell coverage in the valley is BAD as well so the broadcast can be difficult
RockPusher: Incontinent Mini
Viewers_Like_You: Sounds like a great Live prerecord, and with the added benefit of making car maintenance a business expense!
DeM0nFiRe: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think a 24 hour race is very healthy for a horse
Driosenth: I despise drum brakes
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Re-enacting the race from "Rebel Without a Cause," without the fiery death.
PharaohBender27:
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: but imagine timing belts that couldnt keep time
ContingentCat: oh no
TheOrigamiGamer: This is my first LRRMans. Will this race be the whole 24 hours?
SymphonySolstice: I blame lethbridge
t3h_f1gm3nt: i've been lucky enough to neve have had to deal with drum brakes and i hope that i never have to. heard nothing but horror stories about them
ratbabyonline: I have victoria based Mini stories from the 80s-90s passed down in my family I can share one day.
SnowBuddy18: 6 hours of Watkins Glen
TXC2: TheOrigamiGamer in theory yes
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ContingentCat: and also delay escaping lethbridge
margieargie: @DeM0nFiRe Well there goes my plans for the 24 Hours of Epsom Downs
RockPusher: Real life desert bus overheating dilemma
NorthstarTex: Also 12 hours of sebring might be entertaining but I'm afraid the other cars might not survive the bumps
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe we could do an "Italian Job" style heist, using Mini Coopers to paralyze North Italian traffic and steal oodles of gold.
undecided44: When a circular object no longer identifies as continuous it does not become unemployable, but it should consider a change of profession.
ratbabyonline: Did you know a vintage mini can be used as a snowplow with: 1. A Mini. 2. a bookshelf. 3. My uncle on the hood of the mini. this however goes incredibly wrong
baltimore_667083: Road America would be another good one
hieroglyphica: My dog has demanded backyard time, so my video quality must now taaaank
ThePixelSavage: this is the last LRRmans right?
jamstruth: my dad told me the first car he owned was a Mini - apparently it was a complete lemon
baltimore_667083: or MoSport (CTMP)
TXC2: ThePixelSavage yes
baltimore_667083: I miss when the truck series raced at MoSport
RockPusher: Now, if Ian did do V8 era Bathurst the question is, is Ian team Holden Commodore or team Ford Falcon?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
ContingentCat: gant
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm impressed with your height you can tolerate a Mini, Ian. Don't you bump your head?
Driosenth: GM did Holden Dirty
ThePixelSavage: are wen in an AE86?
DarkMorford: Morning, Ian! Hi chat!
ThePixelSavage: *are we
Shadowsoflife: o/
DentedPockets: Holden Commodore, from The Catcher in the Road
ratbabyonline: my father is enjoying his retirement zipping around the island in his bright blue bmw mini, I Think its his favourite car since his series of Datsun 510s
TXC2: hello DarkMorford welcome
ContingentCat: my dad used to have a mini and yeah it was surprisingly comfortable inside
RockPusher: That was the whole point of the Mini, surprisingly roomy for its small stature
jamstruth: been enjoying car Youtubers lately - UK Eurovision act LookMumNoComputer is restoring a couple of Austin 4s which are brilliantly silly
margieargie: I, uh... I have questions about that wall you clipped through back there
ArtDecoSunburn: Hmm. Interesting. I can relate. My father was 6'7" and wore fedoras.
ratbabyonline: Ian youre being beaten by the DHL truck!
RockPusher: Though I believe that was originally achieved by orienting the engine such that if you hit anything goodbye appendages
DarkMorford: lol that DHL van
lostluckDev: The 60s mini? Or the mini of today?
Molladia: because your ass is only 3 inches off the ground
xantos69: Hey Kids... what have I missed so far?
e_bloc: safety last
e_bloc: @xantos69 gant gant gant gant gant and gant
ratbabyonline: its a Rover Mini you've got right?
ghyllnox: @xantos69 GANT GANT
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:24.
TXC2: hello xantos69 you've only missed 2 discussions of car sex
ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline I like calling Nissans Datsuns. Cool your father found his retirement joy.
xantos69: @TXC2 Well that makes sense.
ghyllnox: Oh hey, a sub! Thanks for the sub whoever you are!
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 This is how we get a third discussion!
Karimsicle: Holy shit it's Desert Bus with better graphics!
RockPusher: The Car Sex discussions will continue…
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde darn you're right
Molladia: The european Kei car
PharaohBender27:
@Karimsicle
RockPusher: regardless of the state of morale
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn Datsun 510 is what he drove in his 20s! My dream car is coincidentally a Datsun 280z
ArtDecoSunburn: @DentedPockets A very angsty "Road Warrior," with wasteland warboss named Zooey.
PharaohBender27: I'm noticing that all the French cars are tiny. There a reason for that?
ratbabyonline: congratulations you confused ICBC, I've done this via having multiple middle names
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Marvoleath: @PharaohBender27 cities with old narrow streets would be my guess, not a lot of parking space
RockPusher: attach some rubber baby buggy bumpers
ratbabyonline: tiny car a big parking advantage here too
TXC2: the mini is fine in a world where not every "car" is an SUV
jamstruth: what's your opinion of the Citroen Ami?
ArtDecoSunburn: Do Victoria residents frequently take their vehicles off-island via ferries?
Viewers_Like_You: I want narrower roads with more roundabouts and made to prioritize humans over cars, and I'm not kidding
ratbabyonline: I just got a place downtown so I'm walking everywhere, but Im still working on finally getting my license
ContingentCat: more people can park in the same space yeah
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn no other way to do it!
loufghyslaufey: Weh?
ratbabyonline: its EXPENSIVE.
loufghyslaufey: You started early!?
Sarah_Serinde: yeah but also if you take the regular ferry as a pedestrian and you don't have a ride, it takes forever
ratbabyonline: BC Ferries is a Crown Corporation (or used to be?) and its a nightmare.
Sarah_Serinde: because it's like 45 mins to an hour to get to and from the ferry each way iirc
PharaohBender27: Gant gant!
SymphonySolstice: GANT
JadedCynic: bravo Ian; good luck ad good driving!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline Downtown living can be really great.
Strebenherz: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
NorthstarTex: @loufghyslaufey started on time same time as the irl Le Mans
ratbabyonline: ive had to explain to so many people that the ferry to vancouver is WAY SLOWER than the ferry to america
Sarah_Serinde: so it's probably like 3 hours or more of your day to go between Victoria and Vancouver
ThePixelSavage: one of them being Roadquest ... we need a Sequel.
PharaohBender27:
ContingentCat: oh my
Datnade012: Wut
SymphonySolstice: oh that's bad
lostluckDev: A... choice.
baltimore_667083: still not as foolish as most drivers in Texas
Shadowsoflife: What?
Sarah_Serinde: yeahhh
loufghyslaufey: @ratbabyonline "Used to be"? Why didn't they stop the nightmare ever since?
gualdhar: at that point just get a parking garage spot in vancouver near the ferry
TXC2: Viewers_Like_You walkable cities baby!
ratbabyonline: thats too much white spot BC
public_key_reveal_party: Really?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You I agree with safer design, but I have an aversion to traffic circles.
Sarah_Serinde: I expect it still costs less than actually living in Vancouver but it sounds bad
JadedCynic: is vancouver public transit THAT bad? /sarcasm
ratbabyonline: @loufghyslaufey not being a Crown Corporation would make it MORE expensive most likely
baltimore_667083: I mean you can do day trips to Vancouver…Island
accountmadeforants: The kindest interpretation of those people is that they were able to work from home originally and then their work instituted a return to office
ratbabyonline: take the ferry in nanaimo and go to horseshoe bay, pro method
ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a direct train from Victoria to Vancouver? Rail. Bridge?
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn there sure isn't
Sarah_Serinde: yup
ghyllnox: @ArtDecoSunburn Too long
baltimore_667083: I’d love to go to Vancouver just to take the skytrain
JadedCynic: aw
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Too much ocean for a bridge
SnowBuddy18: I can't imagine having a job where it may make sense to spend around $200 a day and that much ferry time
Sarah_Serinde: it's a whole thing just to get from downtown Vancouver to the ferry
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn Geologically impossible!
Sarah_Serinde: and from the ferry to Victoria
loufghyslaufey: @ratbabyonline Wait. The nightmare is money? I expected...??
RockPusher: *checks* NZ$250-NZ$300 each way if I wanted to take the car down south here
SkylerRingtail: One day it'd be nice to visit Canada. Maybe drive most of the mainland, then ferry over to Vancouver island. Though...I dread the return border crossing
Suffix: Ladner kind of sucks for infrastructure. It's all wet farmalnd.
ratbabyonline: @loufghyslaufey the terminal is also 45m-1hr away from victoria
Saunabath: Not to disrespect Canada, but that describes pretty much every Canadian city except Montreal and Quebec
Camthelion: agree, we do have a deece ferry system imo
ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline A pity they can't do a bridge-tunnel combo like in the Hampton Roads in the US.
loufghyslaufey: PR, or customer service, or... staff presence and/or lack thereof.... staff presence.
RockPusher:
The seasickness on a windy day is free! (it's always a windy day)
ConvergingMinds: Some of those cpu drivers have some…rather interesting cars
ratbabyonline: Skytrain/vancouver transit was actually quite bad when I lived in surrey and burnaby and worked in vancouver.
hieroglyphica: For a lot of people around here they're the genuine commuter option, so it should be! I'm thankful too
TXC2: turns out oceans have wind
ratbabyonline: now MONTREAL public transit? is beautiful
ArtDecoSunburn: Well, thank you Ian and chat for informing me of the transit and ferry nuances of Vancouver Island.
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn the island is on a tiny volatile tectonic plate
ratbabyonline: and we are 100s of years overdue for an earthquake larger than seen in human history
ArtDecoSunburn: I'll make it out there some day. I want to see Craigdarroch Castle.
ratbabyonline: *recorded
accountmadeforants: The ferries to the islands in my country run about 30 or 50 euros for a return trip with a car depending on the day. Which is... somewhat reasonable, I guess.
SkylerRingtail: Er, Victoria I mean. Not Vancouver island. Oops, my American geography is showing
JadedCynic: and people can't take a bus or I dunno WALK to the nearest train station...Metrobus here on the other coast is literally garbage (kept suppressed a cabal of large cab companies lobbying) and 'Town' is just that - one giant suburb that's way to spread out to walk to even the store (and the walk to the nearest bus stop is just as long) so regretfully I have a car.
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn Its more of a manor, you want Hatley Castle aka the X-Mansion
SkylerRingtail: Wait. Same thing. Ahhhh
Sarah_Serinde: @SkylerRingtail I mean, you're still right? Victoria is on Vancouver island. Vancouver the city is on the mainland
baltimore_667083: Washington
Camthelion: Its in WA
PharaohBender27: It's Washington but next to Oregon.
baltimore_667083: but it is right on the river to be fair
Welbog: Vancouvre II
TXC2: the washington Vancouver is older
gualdhar: its in washington, just across the border from portland
ratbabyonline: Washington Vancouver drives me mad.
SkylerRingtail:
I'll just call it LRR Land and be done with it
RockPusher:
We had some evacuations last week over 11m swells from Cook Strait so, it *is* a fairly challenging body of water
accountmadeforants: It's the US's favourite past time, stealing names from other places to make things more confusing
7gorobei watched 200 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
gant gant to you alll
adept_nekomancer: @Welbog Van2ver
TXC2: Vancouver island goes UPPPPP!
JadedCynic: woof
PhorrestGaze: The brittish made washington vancouver first then retreated
ratbabyonline: nanaimo is still so low. you going to the bathtub races ian?
PharaohBender27: And it's named for a fort that existed before either Vancouver Island was named or the Canadian city of Vancouver was founded, IIRC. You can blame the HBC.
baltimore_667083: just like Prince George on the mainland
loufghyslaufey: @JadedCynic !findquote walk then
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Every country needs a hobby. Could I interest you in one of several Portlands?
goombalax: and don't forget Victoria Island, out by Nunavut
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Do any of them have a port?
ratbabyonline: up island you get a lot of GOOD DISTILLERIES
Driosenth: Nanaimo is about the same East West as Vancouver
damela42: Shikoku to Kyushu for a car is 10,000+ yen.
loufghyslaufey: If I try to quote Beej it'll just pull the quote at random
t3h_f1gm3nt: time is an illusion
TXC2: time is not matter, space is matter
Viewers_Like_You: Time is an allusion. (To what? IDK)
Molladia: Bathroom pitstop time
RockPusher: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Sarah_Serinde: moving is good
ratbabyonline: CANADA FACT: there are no road or rail connections to Nunavut.
Marvoleath: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 16:05:32.
Sarah_Serinde: sounds blasphemous
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: ՑՃՈԵ ՑՃՈԵ
Wolfstrike_NL: GANT
RockPusher: Pausing is the new reality
loufghyslaufey: "phUCKin WALK THEN...!!" -Beej, "Once Said"
accountmadeforants: @ratbabyonline I guess they were having nunathat
Craqgerbil: pull over and go behind a tree
JadedCynic:
iirc it's like in the top fifty largest islands in the world! You don't just 'go to the other end' on a whim
DarkMorford: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #3495: "There's a lot of me near the floor." —Beej [2016-10-07]
Wolfstrike_NL: No closet Beej to pull out and temporary take over?
ratbabyonline: i assume race car drivers pee themselves if they have to
Viewers_Like_You: Wait, you're not prioritizing absolute adherence to the bit above... how is it pronounced... "selif cayree"? How novel!
JadedCynic: well, you just park your car so it obstructs you from being in camera-view
ratbabyonline: my fathers been in a broadcasted meeting
accountmadeforants: As in inflammable?
ratbabyonline: that was weird to see
loufghyslaufey: Is Beej's "Walk Then" quote not finable at this time? From that one Jackbox Party Session?
fcloud: 24 hours of le bain 🚽
AugmentingPath: that's because it's an older meaning of camera (meaning chambers in latin)
loufghyslaufey: *findable
JadedCynic: 'in' there in the prefix sense of 'not'
TrinityKaiser: you could also continue the 24h lrr mans by turning it into a relay event
Craqgerbil: also, 24 hour race and you don't have a funnel and a hose out the bottom?
TXC2: !findquote walk then
LRRbot: Quote #2078: "We're going to turn The Division into a Walking Simulator!" —Alex [2016-03-11]
ratbabyonline: ahhh Camera Obscura
RockPusher: aka why we call a camera a camera
LordZarano: 'The family name is from the Dutch place name Coevorden (“the place where cows ford the river”) via the Dutch family name van Coevorden (“a person from Coevorden”). The place names are derived from the family name, being named after George Vancouver, an English explorer who charted the northwestern Pacific coast of North America in a 1791–1794 expedition.'
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JadedCynic: that's what the first cameras were - they poked a pinhole in a wall and projected the image in the next room on the far wall
ContingentCat: yeah you can make a pinhole camera pretty easily
Welbog: Thanks ants for the etymology
margieargie: Even more modern film cameras are in a way dark chambers to keep the film in until you expose it under controlled conditions
RockPusher:
Radio Taiso is how you repair your suspension
ArtDecoSunburn: It's not a talk about cameras is we don't bring in Walter Benjamin!
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano Oh hey I've been to Coevorden a few times and never made that connection, fun.
goombalax: Beef Tartare?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Hedonistic_Mushroom: In my country, Camara is the word we use for the Senate and the house of representatives
JadedCynic: hamburger sushi sounds like a tie with "Beef Fudge"
fcloud:
errbody talkin bout "LRR Mans" but nobody ever ask about "LRR Womans" 
this injustice cannot stand
JadedCynic: @Hedonistic_Mushroom "bicameral legislsature" - yeah 'two rooms'
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hedonistic_Mushroom Neat.
ratbabyonline: @JadedCynic real thing you can get at kura sushi conveyer sushi restaurants
Sarah_Serinde: okay chat, I'm taking my birthday off from work next week, think it's a terrible idea to go downtown in Toronto when FIFA is happening? (it wouldn't be an actual game day)
JadedCynic: @ratbabyonline Padme: *cooked* hamburger, right? ......right?
accountmadeforants: @fcloud The LRR Womans has a pink tax, they couldn't justify the added cost.
ratbabyonline: @JadedCynic yeah
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this has been good second-monitor background while I'm doing my other web browsing.
loufghyslaufey:
@fcloud So you're assuming NO "LRR-WoMans" whenever 
happens to tag in...
ratbabyonline: @Sarah_Serinde probably a lot of people around who are there for fifa though
fcloud:
oh i see 
theres wo-mans in there also...
Sarah_Serinde: @ratbabyonline Yeah I expect so, I have no concept of how much of an effect it's having on things. I would at least avoid the game/festival area but it'd still be downtown...
InconsiderateHat: @ratbabyonline We had a sushi night as a friend group recently and one guy brought spam nigiri
fcloud: gonna need to downshift that giri
loufghyslaufey: Odd how both the FIFA & IRL LeMans going down... at least this week...?
Sarah_Serinde: I am far enough out from downtown that I'm not noticing a big impact where I am, but that makes it hard to judge what it's like in another part of the scity
Sarah_Serinde: *city
JadedCynic:
I mean, it's Downtown Toronto - it's got its good qualities even in the worst of times....and its bad qualities in the best of times too - you do you
Sarah_Serinde: also, Toronto is Too Big
Sarah_Serinde:
@JadedCynic I mean I am very aware of what downtown Toronto is like normally, yes
fcloud: see if they have a 1ronto, that might be smaller
Sarah_Serinde:
Sarah_Serinde: just trying to figure out if I'll have a miserable slow crowded time getting around on a weekday when there isn't a game on
JadedCynic: we newfies tried making it smaller with 'tranna' but it didn't work (typical newfie plan)
ContingentCat: I live in downtown toronto and it's been busier and people were loud last night but generally fine
Sarah_Serinde: I mean it's basically "toronno" here
accountmadeforants: The existence of a Toronto implies the existence of a much larger Toron.
Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat ooh an insider perspective, good to know thank you!
ContingentCat: a lot of people using bikes thankfully
Sarah_Serinde: nice
TXC2: and we're back
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat yay!
DarkMorford: DRIFTO
Molladia: can we see who's retired?
accountmadeforants: I'm drinking a free can of Coca-Cola in solidarity
mtvcdm: Morning
RockPusher: Can we see god? Not with that sort of coke
DanielJennaGrouse: well now the dash clock is entire 7 minutes behind
PMAvers: Coke Turbo
Sarah_Serinde: yeah I thought that was why we didn't do that
margieargie: Now the whole stream is ruined!
ArtDecoSunburn: @InconsiderateHat Is he from Hawaii?
Sarah_Serinde:
Sarah_Serinde:
by the time you get to 7am tomorrow you'll probably prefer not to add extra time 
baltimore_667083: express coming through!
baltimore_667083:
yes the Astros do have a train in their stadium
DarkMorford: Can the AE86 drift?
ratbabyonline: wait i remembered my real dream car, the CQ Motors Q-VOLT a real car from a toy car company (designed by Akira Toriyama) they only made about 9 i believe.
baltimore_667083: all sorts of chicanery
ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic Poor, quirky Nebraska has but one room in their legislature.
DarkMorford: Haha, fair point
accountmadeforants:
JadedCynic: @ArtDecoSunburn being married to a hawkeye I'll refrain from the comments I could make about Nebraska...
RockPusher: Sushi, the fast treat that can't be beat
baltimore_667083: what’s a Nebraska?
Molladia: @baltimore_667083 aren't they timberwolves?
baltimore_667083: Cornhuskers
DarkMorford: Oh yeah, Ian, good news! As of about 10 days ago I'm officially a homeowner! Been hauling stuff down from my apartment, thankfully it's only about 20 miles.
SymphonySolstice: not much what's a nebraska with you
darkora: wait, sushi is made of people?
RockPusher:
Sushi actually human onigiri
Critterbot: G A N T
Driosenth: The sushi cars are naught but soupped-up parade float vehicles
gualdhar: you mean its human sushi, or sushi with human drivers?
ratbabyonline: putting a person inside a sushi like a dab of wasabi
Bright5park: Which chef used Soylent Green instead of wasabi?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.
LRRbot: New quote #9597: "Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis." —Ian [2026-06-13]
PharaohBender27:
@DarkMorford 
Strebenherz:
@mtvcdm
baltimore_667083: @DarkMorford 🎉
Camthelion: @DarkMorford yooo gratz friend!
accountmadeforants: If it's Sushi Flambé then it's definitely spiritually French
accountmadeforants:
@DarkMorford 
baltimore_667083: NOOOO
accountmadeforants:
Yeah it's Aburi but calling it Flambé is funnier
NorthstarTex: Omega NO!
SymphonySolstice: noooo
NorthstarTex: o7
PharaohBender27: Fs in chat for Omega
DarkMorford: I don't have internet set up at the house yet so I'm still living at the apartment right now, but it's getting there.
t3h_f1gm3nt: nooooooooooooo
DeM0nFiRe: F
ratbabyonline: Ian I have a CRITICAL SUSHI QUESTION: DO you like Mackerel?!
baltimore_667083: F
badpandabear: F
Sarah_Serinde:
darkora: their watch has ended
nimbus_machine: F
Strebenherz: F
iarethel0ser: F
ContingentCat: F
Molladia: Recaro's were designed for a reason
accountmadeforants: For once, an argument for those horrid racing seat gaming chairs
Camthelion: pilot a bike
RockPusher: Operate a bike
t3h_f1gm3nt: you pilot a bi....dangit cam beat me to it
Camthelion:
accountmadeforants:
That, at least, can be solved with copious amounts of tape
gualdhar: that's the neat part, we don't
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I do not recommend your bones attempt to leave your body
darkora: that's my secret, cap, my bones have already left
hieroglyphica: I would, in fact, like more bones in my body please
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: it's a problem that only compounds itself
Viewers_Like_You: Most of the bones in the human body are not vestigial and should not be simply discarded
DarkMorford: Have you had a chance to try Forza Horizon 6 yet? I haven't played it myself (because moving) but it looks fun
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica Do not phrase your wish to the genie in this specific way
ratbabyonline: I'd know.
t3h_f1gm3nt: is that why im so sore in the morning?
hieroglyphica: I don't have all of my skull bones and it's the basis of all of my health problems, I'm only missing like 4mm and it matters
Strebenherz: Ian why
darkora: I let my bones out for enrichment while I'm sleeping, it's responsible bone keeping
accountmadeforants: @DarkMorford I've seen streams of it but I'm not giving MIcrosoft any money
Cptasparagus: Ian are you doing okay?
tyrsredritehand: A boneventure
Scarbble: @tyrsredritehand a calcium quest
SymphonySolstice: bone hurty comes for us all
RockPusher: That's why your bones get so angry when you get older, you keep waking up in the night cutting their playtime short
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
ratbabyonline: I thought online personalities werent allowed dignity
Strebenherz: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
DBVideoStrikeTeam: GANT
hieroglyphica: Yeah my conversations with my doctor have no room for dignity anymore, I thought I'd keep that at least until 40 but that's a fools dream
Cptasparagus: I get concerned when we're already daydreaming about boneventures 2.5 hours in XD
tyrsredritehand: There is no dignity in biology.
t3h_f1gm3nt:
PharaohBender27:
Sarah_Serinde:
ratbabyonline: shutting up is free!
baltimore_667083: or just not to say things in general
PharaohBender27: I wish the CEO class would just go away
ContingentCat: but to paraphrase G then we might forget why we hate them
t3h_f1gm3nt: something something eat the rich
GhassanPL: No no, they must say things in public, how else are we going to know who to eat?
hieroglyphica: Nooooo my doctor is part of a university and I'm studied don't say such things about AI or might happennnnn 😭
lostluckDev: It turns out 80s and 90s cartoons about evil CEOs were documentaries and not satire.
SkylerRingtail: I am a firm believer that the billionaire+ class are capable of learning, with the right teacher: Professor Guillotine.
ArtDecoSunburn: @DarkMorford Congrats indeed! May you encounter nothing unexpected.
SkylerRingtail: The Professor knows they...have a good head on their shoulders
baltimore_667083: it wasn’t me this time I swear
TomatoKigu: "aw…physics" is my favourite kind of exclamation
margieargie: We should just get rid of physics, that's a safe idea I think
DarkMorford: Fizzik?
RockPusher:
margieargie I mean, if suddenly we find out that the vacuum is only meta-stable then we get to do that with alacrity 
ratbabyonline: 6-7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creature_Comforts:
margieargie: @RockPusher Exactly, completely safe, don't worry about it
baltimore_667083: 6 7
DarkMorford: No not the numbers
ratbabyonline: oh maybe I should choose 67 as my derby numbers
baltimore_667083: even god does not know
ErynTzun: It meant nothing that's why it died so fast
Bright5park: The true meaning of 6 7 was the friends we have made along the way.
ContingentCat: I think it's as knowable as it ever was, not particularly
ratbabyonline: you have to say the individual digits in roller derby you see
TomatoKigu: Even the pope is doing the 6-7 these days.
baltimore_667083: many times
Camthelion: number wang?
matthaus_c: think about 619 constantly
Cptasparagus: no im a biologist
DanielJennaGrouse: I try not to
ratbabyonline: i am thinking about them often, i hate them.
RockPusher:
Boon_33: all the time
TomatoKigu: F game
margieargie: ?
baltimore_667083: umm
ContingentCat: I spent a great deal of time thinking about numbers studing metaphycis
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
RatherLargeToad: ghosts
xantos69: Numbers: How do they work?
matthaus_c: hood wiggling?
nimbus_machine: i think 12 is a very good number
badpandabear: #BlameNumbers
Sarah_Serinde:
margieargie: I was joking about the physics thing!
RockPusher: good job numbers
InconsiderateHat:
IanAllenBird: uhoh
ContingentCat:
tyrsredritehand: Super crash
baltimore_667083:
Bright5park: The road stopped working
SkylerRingtail: The computer thought about the Bad Numbers
Sarah_Serinde: it's not LRRMans without things breaking
NorthstarTex:
Scarbble: too many numbers
Molladia: Ian decided to think beyond 1 or 0
Sarah_Serinde:
ContingentCat: as is tradition
tyrsredritehand: What is time?
Creature_Comforts:
NorthstarTex: time is
Viewers_Like_You: Other cars on the map are stuck with you
loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh! How far off the curb at one point would we think a "LeMans" anime will be?
RockPusher: Ian gave the computer a paradox like in the Star Treks
Camthelion: @matthaus_c Who's that jumpin' out the sky ?
matthaus_c: the air just turns to molasses
JKBalch: Did you find a time hole?
baltimore_667083: no the time changed
ArtDecoSunburn: I believe Norton Juster's "The Phantom Tollbooth" gets into the philosophical origins and inclinations of numbers as opposed to words.
Bright5park: I mean, I can see the hood bouncing(?), so SOMETHING is happening
DanielJennaGrouse: quick before the Langoliers catch up to you
t3h_f1gm3nt: oofadoofa
nimbus_machine: but weve only completed 9.12 24 hour lrrmans! we need to get to 10!
RockPusher: A somewhat angrier Drone Zone
Molladia: back to pits?
PharaohBender27: Did we lose our wheels?
t3h_f1gm3nt: hooray!
NorthstarTex: the busses ride again!
Sarah_Serinde: exactly, we get to un-retire so many vehicles
margieargie: I misread "total delta" as "total deaths" at first which... with this field I could believe that
Sarah_Serinde: the drivers, however...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: think it should be 1 hour forwards? 18:35?
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DeM0nFiRe: Zombie busses, got it
Sarah_Serinde: good for it
matthaus_c: we're having a wheel gay time here
TXC2: I step away for 10 mins to get dinner and Ian has to restart? oh dear
DanielJennaGrouse: at least the clock if right again
Bright5park: I love how that tool still abides to the Zune/Windows Mobile design language.
accountmadeforants: Wait I just went to the bathroom when did the necromancer stop by?
matthaus_c: good for Robert
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RockPusher: Bob Bottoms
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh no...i am witnessing carby and i do not like it
margieargie: Only way to make that better is "Richard Bottoms"
ratbabyonline: you need to get you initial by leaving the jam and then once you make it around you'll get one point for each opponant you pass right?
Sarah_Serinde: ah I see we still have Karby
Bright5park: Happy Pride to Robert!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: accountmadeforants The car became desynced from time.
nimbus_machine: does that means cori is mrs tops?
matthaus_c: nothing beats Dutch football coach Dick Advocaat
jamstruth:
where's bathtub guy in the standings?
TXC2: being a bottom doesn't mean your gay
IanAllenBird: ouch
Sarah_Serinde:
good start
baltimore_667083: Carson Hocevar at it again
accountmadeforants: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Oh, I see. Though it's currently also desynced from time, by about an hour...
CookieMom: Sabine was not a fan of you passing her in the van.
gameslayer013: remember to check for motorcycles
accountmadeforants:
Sarah_Serinde: almost 3
ratbabyonline: congrats youre further along!
lightfut: I think you activated some sleeper agent with that phrase
Sarah_Serinde: speakingof crashing...
t3h_f1gm3nt: shortcut!
TomatoKigu: Expert line
matthaus_c: read the chat you know you want to
RockPusher:
margieargie: Oooh, found the fastest way through that corner
iarethel0ser: Do no perceive us.
PharaohBender27: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
accountmadeforants:
You can read the chat by turning a bend into a straight line
loufghyslaufey: It looked like i missed you for two
badpandabear: Reeead ussss...
nevermore913: We driving
TomatoKigu: Hot take but we should return to the chicaneless mulsanne.
loufghyslaufey: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
baltimore_667083: I see error messages
googoltudoris: BuT wE'rE sO iNtErEsTiNg
t3h_f1gm3nt: ian...i am not awake enough to have an existensial crisis right now
accountmadeforants: I'm picturing a stream with occasional bits of interesting debris floating by
baltimore_667083: o7 Night Watch
matthaus_c: that fleshy mass Tetsuo turns into
Sarah_Serinde: "do not look at chat" *immediately asks chat a direct question
loufghyslaufey: Ian? IAN? "Free action" the car...
nimbus_machine: i see gremlins nibbling on wires
NorthstarTex: the first of the busses has fallen, o7
DanielJennaGrouse: are the buses *real* this year?
RockPusher: Chat is belted together to keep us contained?
margieargie: That was Carby
ratbabyonline: hey wait a minute, shouldnt ian doing these streams in a helmet. for authenticity? REDO ALL THE LRRMANS.
t3h_f1gm3nt: carby was a doink to us!
Sarah_Serinde: that's a very brave person on that motorcycle
RockPusher: hahahahahahaha
baltimore_667083: a bunch of error messages all in a Tottenham trenchcoat
SkylerRingtail: Maybe another restart is warrranted
t3h_f1gm3nt:
baltimore_667083: HOMK
SkylerRingtail: THE HONK!
IanAllenBird: lmao
Ranakel: HONK HONK
margieargie:
RockPusher: honka honka
nimbus_machine: KOOOONMK
gameslayer013: !honk
xantos69: Incredible.
baltimore_667083: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TomatoKigu: That's what we call an unsafe rejoin. 2 minute stop and go.
Wolfstrike_NL: Ian, when are you gonna pay for that chat(winrar) license?
accountmadeforants:
loufghyslaufey: "Free Action" thr Car, Chat...!!
TrinityKaiser: makes sense, a bunch of different data compressed to a small box. with an alert the pops up about subscription
nimbus_machine: nearly 3 hours now
accountmadeforants: It's 18:40 about now
wedge_x: race know what it did
wedge_x:
Strebenherz: Ty for clipping that pharaoh
accountmadeforants: "Wheel not straight!" well it *is* pride
baltimore_667083: “boogity boogity boogity!”
ratbabyonline: ian thats NOT what falsies means
baltimore_667083: dude where’s my muffler?
ArtDecoSunburn: See it as a win -- how many people get to see three Le Mans starts in a single day?
gameslayer013: what muffler?
margieargie: I'm surprised anyone makes it through the first couple corners with the way these guys are driving
TomatoKigu: Lap time still valid let's go
t3h_f1gm3nt: what...is that tiny thing?
matthaus_c: is Bowie Knife99 racing with us today
DanielJennaGrouse: as long as we don't have to interact with the physics of the world we'll be fine
accountmadeforants: Wait how have I missed that miniscule car all this time
mtvcdm: So, question, Ian, have you ever been up to the circuit in Duncan? (It's pretty much the polar opposite of the Le Mans circuit; 2.3 km and 19 turns.)
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt a bathtub
TomatoKigu: Remember the chicane
t3h_f1gm3nt: THATS THE BANANA?!
RockPusher:
Go Banana! 
NorthstarTex: we all cheer for the banana
t3h_f1gm3nt: like real to scale banana i guess
accountmadeforants: I remember the banana being bigger
accountmadeforants: But this is a lot funnier
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt yeap, to scale
baltimore_667083:
Vancouver Island WEC round when
RockPusher: Banana. Banana for scale.
ratbabyonline: irl LRR community day at the track
ArtDecoSunburn: @mtvcdm I like that they couldn't spring for an even 20 turns.
TomatoKigu: @ratbabyonline Maybe we can turn LRRMans 11 into a community event instead somehow.
accountmadeforants: I want a mod for Assetto Corsa where Twitch chat is in the back seat of the car.
baltimore_667083: it happened AGAIN?
ratbabyonline: @TomatoKigu LRR cast puts on car costumes and does roller derby
Creature_Comforts: No Chef Jean-Pierre!
accountmadeforants: That'd be very fun for sure
ratbabyonline: sort of a starlight express version of lemans
t3h_f1gm3nt: o7
ContingentCat: o7
Juliamon: o7
gameslayer013: not even one lap
DeM0nFiRe:
If you love something, let it rip 
iris_of_ether: o7
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
goombalax: Loading Ready Roll
iris_of_ether: Loading Ready Roll
iris_of_ether: Jinx
ContingentCat: that does sound like a good LRL bit
RockPusher: now now, you managed to do a cheese roll without anyone dying
RockPusher: I have faith
mtvcdm: We *have* a roller skating rink in town. I don't know anyone who's actually used it for years.
TXC2: somehow more injuries then when you went axe throwing
SkylerRingtail: Loading Ready Roller Derby: "The injuries are intentional!"
Camthelion: I knew a man named that. He uh. wasnt great sadly
ratbabyonline: wait was that driver Char and did he have an AMERICAN flag by his name?
TXC2: y'all where young and spry back then
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ratbabyonline: you should have Amuro in this race with the Canadian flag, as hes a Prince Rupert boy
baltimore_667083: OOF
DeM0nFiRe: Nooo
RockPusher: Didn't have the time. [end of sentence]
accountmadeforants: Therefor the US flag is as much the Zeon flag as any other
AugmentingPath: I've really been enjoying the sad children of Iron-Blooded Orphans trying to make their way towards one of Earth's most important cities: Edmonton
ratbabyonline: that cultural hotbed of canada, Prince Rupert
gameslayer013: do you like the color of the Zeon flag dot jpg
ratbabyonline: that BUSTLING METROPOLIS OF NORTHERN BC
goombalax: @AugmentingPath its got the biggest mall!
DeM0nFiRe: o7 #NotACult
accountmadeforants: This prediction of this year's desert bus looks dire
gameslayer013: bad luck for the busses this year
ratbabyonline: big edmonton fan in production staff?
accountmadeforants: I guess some of them actually went to Paris and decided "okay any other city"
AugmentingPath: @goombalax Big malls are the next best thing to advanced mobile suits, it's true
beowuuf: o7 to the start of another year of lrrmans
DiscordianTokkan: Ottawa
accountmadeforants: Because I swear like 50% of "cities not in Japan" in anime are automatically Paris.
ratbabyonline: its got a hotel with themed rooms. go look a tthe virutal tour of the "Luxury Igloo Room" at the fantasyland hotel at west edmonton mall, enjoy the melty dogs and bathtub seal
RockPusher: Okay, the pre-game nap is wearing off so I need to get some more actual sleep - see you again later in the run!
ratbabyonline: its called rye
SnowBuddy18: the Al Capone tunnels?
goombalax: The Diefenbunker is outside city limits
ratbabyonline: theyve got rye in saskatchewan. and uranium.
TXC2: so long RockPusher sleep well
TomatoKigu:
Wish they had me in Saskachewan. 
ContingentCat: Saskatchewan is where you go after 3 months when the feeling about that girl won't go away
singinnonsense: They got those Neutrino testing things in old Sudbury mines
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch:
Good morning drivers 
ContingentCat: GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: You can tour that bunker at the Greenbrier.
SkylerRingtail: *Glances at Hegseth*
SkylerRingtail: @ArtDecoSunburn I have! It was neat.
TXC2: hello PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch welcome
ratbabyonline: on the topic of dief, my mother met him on a flight once, and asked if she could sit in the seat next to him since it was free and chat. and he was VERY nice and personable
mwlsn: Greetings all
goatprince: hey ian, have you beaten the cars yet
mwlsn: I would simply survive the apocalypse
ratbabyonline: she recalls NOTHING about what she talked to diefenbaker about though
goombalax: these were also created in the era of "Duck and Cover" as a defensive measure for nuclear explosions
brainbosh: Bunkers have to be set up at least as supplied as in Blast From the Past
ArtDecoSunburn: My favorite obscure Cold War bunker was the Culpeper Switch, where the Federal Reserve had its doomsday preparations. They kept economists on hot bed rotations and had 2 billion in cash on pallets for post nuclear war distribution. It's now used by the Library of Congress.
goatprince: cringe
Veshnikard: It's also where the US stores it's government cheese
TXC2: "rebuild socity after a catacylsm?you can't even rebuild the rail system"
SnowBuddy18: but what if it's Diefenbunker mini golf?
Ranakel: LEtters! Think about the letters to not think about numbers by accident!
TXC2: the magic number
goatprince: 3 is so hot. 3 is so sexy
t3h_f1gm3nt: ian dont think about numbers you'll crash the game again
brainbosh: Think about the number 0. Simple, yes? NO
Ranakel: Like, the three shells?
Caldurin: Like the Triforce
LordZarano: 三
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Rational numbers are so boring.
TomatoKigu: Epsilon is a good number.
ArtDecoSunburn: Some tribes in New Guinea have only "one," "two," and "many" as numbers.
brainbosh: J is a history lesson
Invitare: atoms work too
ContingentCat: Just like that
QuixoticScrivener: with a jif
Creideiki_SE: There are only three relevant numbers: 0, 1, and infinity. Most other numbers are just 1 but more.
Ranakel: "How do I communicate Jay" .... Happy pride?
NorthstarTex: why is J
wedge_x: JoJo
Juliamon: Speaking from experience, J is bullshit
AugmentingPath: oh, that's easy. j is the letter that makes a yuh, juh, zhuh, or huh sound. Or maybe some other sounds
ContingentCat: meaning is where things get really messy
ACertainSam: A jay is a small, brightly colored corvid.
IanAllenBird: oh a jay is a corvid hope that helps
Invitare: an "atomic language" appeared in Stargate SG1
mwlsn: @Creideiki_SE well, there's small infinity and big infinity, but
ArtDecoSunburn: @Creideiki_SE I can tell you are versed in Congressional budgeting.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: go Ian go
TomatoKigu: Pitchforks for Amazon
iris_of_ether: Everyone asks "why is J", no one asks "how is J"
TXC2: no, it's good that Amazon is not making a new Stargate show
margieargie: 5 1/2 months
LiamRos: yeah that news made me sad
Creideiki_SE: @mwlsn There's also a debate as to whether medium infinity exists.
ContingentCat: Amazon heard people were happy so they had to do something
ratbabyonline: "oh god not stargate fans"
ArtDecoSunburn: @iris_of_ether As an historian, I ask, "When was J?"
ClockTamer: I would kill for new star gate
idontgetmyrealname: what a time to join in
Invitare: No one's ever made money of nostalgia
PharaohBender27: Amazon: "We heard a bunch of NERDS would be watching it"
MalFnord: ngl, I don't wanna touch too heavily on stuff we don't talk about here but I don't think a new SG-1 would hit right in Current Year.
ErynTzun: There is so much Stargate already it's fine
ratbabyonline: stargate atlantis 2
TomatoKigu: Fandoms and nostalgia, the two things that notably never made any money ever.
DanielJennaGrouse: SGU the best Star Gate
ratbabyonline: ian that sounds like food poisoning
SkylerRingtail: Ah yes. Must be gas station sushi
loufghyslaufey: Yay....!?? <(=w=)> (in a good way)
MalFnord: I love that show but it's very much a Product Of Its Time, yknow?
DanielJennaGrouse: the one good post BSG scifi show
Dread_Pirate_Westley: gant
Wolfstrike_NL: GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: Who are the rivals of Stargate fandom? (Like Trek/Wars?) Babylon 5?
ErynTzun: Yeah military scifi might not be the same appeal now
baltimore_667083: GANT
NorthstarTex: !gant
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mwlsn: So, not to ask questions that've already been answered, but I just saw the go-live message a few minutes ago... This is the final LRRMans? sadface
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn wormhole Xtreme
Omnipotrevor: Farscape?
TomatoKigu: @ArtDecoSunburn, Every other star* fandom.
7gorobei: patrick wilhelms just did a video about how we got all these slop blockbusters on streaming services. turns out a lot of the executives have really bad taste
ErynTzun: Babylon 5 and FarScape were out at the same time, but any rivalries were made up.
Cptasparagus: I had to describe the P90 to someone as the "Stargate gun" recently
IanAllenBird: turn of the century trek
Micalovits: Thanks for the help random car!
ratbabyonline: yeah enterprise was definitely stargate-esque
DanielJennaGrouse: Babylon 5 was also supposed to get a reboot and we haven't heard anything new in years
Invitare: Farscape is not a rival, it's the backstory for several of the Season 9/10 SG1 characters
Ranakel: JMS is one loud man
TomatoKigu: Babylon 5 was concluded, we do not need to touch it.
TXC2:
Twitch can we please go more then 30 secs without lagging?
ArtDecoSunburn: Were the Stargate television properties filmed in British Columbia?
TXC2: Ard_Rhys they sure where
Ranakel: Yeaaah.
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn yeah my ex was an extra in a lot of atlantis
goatprince: you know what does need a continuation though? friday nights. amirite gamers
TXC2: *were
ErynTzun: @Invitare Are you talking about alternate universe? Because Vala/Aeryn and Cam/Crichton aren't anything alike.
TomatoKigu: @ArtDecoSunburn, Absolutely were. The planet of vancouver, as they say
singinnonsense: BSG too I think
ErynTzun: Save for being played by the same actors lol
IanAllenBird: @goatprince both true and brave
ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline Wonder if she now works in the Hallmark movies filmed there?
TXC2: SG1 was basically propping up film BC until Supernatural came along
DanielJennaGrouse: as a hater of reboots, if JMS wants to do B5 again I trust him
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn last i know she was doing set dec for hallmark movies actually
Invitare: @ErynTzun No it's just a joke :3
goatprince: kamloops? i know that place
ErynTzun:
@Invitare
baltimore_667083: the exotic land of Kamloops
Strebenherz: More trek voyager plz
margieargie: My hot take is that BSG didn't need a reboot in the 2000s either <_<
Wolfstrike_NL: @goatprince Personally, I'd put Roadquest and Qwerpline higher
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Well, it does have a revolving restaurant. Very futuristic.
ErynTzun: Stargate super futuristic Vancouver forests
Intra86: Honestly, I’m lowkey surprised that Ian isn’t talking about the original BSG. Just knowing his brand.
TomatoKigu: My favourite part about SG1 is how almost every episode was shot in rain. Every time they shot in the woods it was wet.
TXC2: it was the million dollar show
MalFnord:
Are you kidding?!
ArtDecoSunburn: So there's an actual TMZ (thirty mile zone) rate equivalent for Vancouver, too? I thought that was just a Hollywood thing.
ErynTzun: I've technically watched the original Galactica, but I was like 5 or 6 so I don't remember it.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yes, because travel is hard work by it's self compared to setting up in studio
ArtDecoSunburn: You would probably ironically enjoy the 70s scifi shows, Ian.
Intra86: RDM is indeed awesome. Need to watch his more recent stuff.
TheMerricat: The OG BSG was interesting but I was more of a Buck Rogers fan as a kid. And I'm lowkey sad that _that_ franchise never got a redoing.
TXC2: OG BSG is SOOOOOO 70's
goatprince: battlestar Fuck?
SkylerRingtail: Battlestar Fuck: The Smut Parody
DeM0nFiRe:
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I didn't realize the trade unions were that powerful in BC.
ErynTzun: It wasn't nearly as serialized as B5, but how much of it could be not having one person write nearly every episode.
TomatoKigu: box box box
Chronomos901: Battlestar F*** is such a great show
SymphonySolstice: GANT
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn not all of them, but teamsters and actors sure do
ratbabyonline: the first timeskip montage in FAM is the funniest thing ive ever seen on tv
TomatoKigu: "new car plz"
Intra86: Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon are franchises I’d love to have a modern remakes of. Gimme more rocketship-punk.
ErynTzun: I'm biased, we didn't get enough FarScape, the actors had signed for 2 more years, but that really has no shot of getting any more of it.
ratbabyonline: ian are you allowed to change cars during the LRRMans
DanielJennaGrouse: I'm curious how long Apple TV as the destination for high quality TV will last
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 That's the root of the TMZ in Los Angeles, so that's all you need.
TomatoKigu: Buck Rogers will forever stay in my mind…bidibidibidibidibidibidi
ArtDecoSunburn: @Intra86 You've seen the ridiculous 1970s Buck Rogers?
TomatoKigu: There's another buck rogers?
Intra86: New video essay idea for someone.
TheMerricat: @ErynTzun TBF the show pretty much got an ending. Anything after that was more of "I don't want to leave this family, please show us more vacation photos"
ratbabyonline: theres Duck Dodgers
RockPusher: So was KITT a Cylon and did they have a grasp of the human notion of divinity?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu The comic strip.
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ErynTzun: @TheMerricat Yeah but it was supposed to be two seasons, not a movie. Was very unsatisfying.
Intra86: Also 1940s serials.
TomatoKigu: I have only ever seen the 70s tv show…bidibidibidibidibidi
imat156: Just 5 more months until I hit my number!
ErynTzun: Do the back stretch twisties
ArtDecoSunburn: Heat Vision and Jack? That motorcycle was sentient (and Owen Wilson, right)?
TomatoKigu:
I'd be ok with a postponed LRRMans for health reasons.
goatprince: the popping means it's working
Intra86: My bad. Buck Rogers serial is 1939.
QuixoticScrivener: Maximals?
ContingentCat: Animorphs?
TXC2: mainal was it's own show
ArtDecoSunburn: @Intra86 My department colleague is one of the leading scholars of Buck Rodgers and Flash Gordan.
TXC2: *manimal
margieargie: I mean, I'm sure personally a big fan of organic-based transformation
ArtDecoSunburn: She has lots of fun collectibles.
ClockTamer: only organic transformations in transformers were Pretenders
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn Buck Rogers started as a novella, written in _1928_. Then it had a run as a daily comic strip in the newspapers and finally straight out as a comic book in the 30's.
gameslayer013:
ContingentCat:
happy pride
goatprince: so no head? (masters)
ClockTamer: beast modes are still robots that just look organic
Molladia: If you want to talk about Animorphs, go speak with Molly Lewis
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Intra86: Dang. I was more of a Flash Gordon boy, but I think I need to dive more into Buck now.
megadrivers: Le Man, 24 hours?
ratbabyonline: oooo
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat He went down in a Pittsburgh mine. Then emerged to discover 1920s paranoia of "Yellow Peril."
ratbabyonline: classics of canadian tv
goatprince: you'll want to wait for season 2 probably
goatprince: in season 2 they have shadows!
TXC2:
Gods I used to love Reboot, then the time skip happened I stopped liking it
ArtDecoSunburn: @Intra86 Check out Margaret Weitekamp's "Space Craze" -- a popular history of those genres.
ratbabyonline: its gonna be a while for himbo enzo
QuixoticScrivener: Matrix!
ArtDecoSunburn: @ratbabyonline Like the "Littlest Hobo" ? Canadian Lassie?
Intra86: @ArtDecoSunburn Making a note of Space Craze now.
ratbabyonline: @ArtDecoSunburn no like reboot
goatprince: you're thinking season 3 reboot i think
ratbabyonline: reboot reboot staring seth?
gualdhar: rogen?
ArtDecoSunburn: What?
ErynTzun: meh
TomatoKigu: I have too many favourite Canadians and none of them are named Seth
goatprince: it's hot
TXC2: is Seth Green Canadian?
goatprince: that's a canadian happening
ArtDecoSunburn: Ha!
ErynTzun: Not a fan of either one
Molladia: @TXC2 Is Seth Meyers?
TomatoKigu: Seth McFarlane is…frustratingly good at singing.
TXC2: to be fair, Macfarlan would be a great lounge singer
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Serious answer, no.
Juliamon: McFarlane is annoyingly talented
TXC2: Molladia I don't know
ErynTzun: Seth Green is American from Philly
TXC2: TheMerricat ah ok, thank you
IanAllenBird: visible non-walls
goatprince: the yelling is a good sign, right
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm astounded at how intertwined the production of Hallmark movies and series are with the Canadian film industry. Apparently schockly Christmas romcoms provide most Canadian character actors with end of year bonuses.
ratbabyonline: its fair to assume any funny american is canadian
idontgetmyrealname: "Ah Sushi!" A perfectly normal mid race exclamation
margieargie: Who's different from Red Green...
ratbabyonline: different from Red Green
AugmentingPath: Tom Green
DiscordianTokkan: Tom Green
Vinewood_OG: Tom Green
AdamYMHMI: Also different from Graham Greene
ContingentCat: who's different from John Green
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn "Hallmark movies are primarily filmed in Canada—especially in British Columbia—because of lucrative government tax credits, a favorable U.S.-to-Canadian dollar exchange rate, and significantly lower overall production costs. Canada also offers diverse landscapes that easily stand in for American small towns, deep talent pools of skilled crews, and many actors with neutral accents."
ratbabyonline: Whos different from Rick Green, the show creator, who played Bill
ArtDecoSunburn: @idontgetmyrealname If only more races had nori spills as well as oil ones.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AdamYMHMI Who passed last year. A really great actor.
goatprince: it's a hallmark of the region
margieargie: !updog
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ratbabyonline: @goatprince boooo
AdamYMHMI:
@ArtDecoSunburn Yes
ratbabyonline: BOOO
margieargie: Ooof, just a bit late
AdamYMHMI: When will you star as the romantic lead in a Hallmark film, Ian?
ArtDecoSunburn: Apparently Hallmark just churns out cozy mystery series. If you own a small bakery in one of their idyllic towns, you will be stumbling across a body.
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TXC2: when they make the movie When a man loves a Banana
TXC2:
ratbabyonline: Now hold on because Ian you DO work at a media production company
ContingentCat: it's like being a fortnite skin eventually it'll happen to all of us
goatprince: a competitive market
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Also the definitions of 'star', 'Hallmark' & 'film' while we're at it.
QuixoticScrivener: How do you look in a speed-suit?
CaptainSpam: @ratbabyonline A Victoria-based media company, no less!
TheMerricat:
Chat, I'm going to wake up ten years from now and read the news that Canadian Legislature has approved the acquisition of the Hallmark Corp. by Bionic Trousers Media.
goatprince: a world we GET to live in!
mtvcdm: What's the most inappropriate occupation to put into a Hallmark film?
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam Bionic Trousers holiday romcom universe when?
ArtDecoSunburn: @mtvcdm Rabbi?
TXC2: what about a hairsult clone brother?
TheMerricat: Yes
ClockTamer: I miss venture bros, but unfortunately you can’t stream the last two seasons in the us anymore
gualdhar: Beej can kill rocks with his mind, it fits
AdamYMHMI: Beej Sampson
TheMerricat: @ClockTamer Yo ho ho and a merry old soul my matey.
ClockTamer: and the Blu-ray’s are $200 a season
DanielJennaGrouse: the type of crime to be answered by a much cooler crime
Cptasparagus: adultswim's website still hosts a surpising amount of content though
corpocracy: Beej is your Peter White
TXC2: ClockTamer good lord!
ratbabyonline: Does this make Graham Billy Quizboy and Kathleen Pete White
AugmentingPath: I think they should play What Remains of Adult Swim on Talking Simulator
corpocracy: Adam is your Brock Sampson
goatprince: huh?
margieargie: !gant
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Molladia: Matt Wiggins right?
exeJayce: I miss old Adult Swim, it was part of so many late nights as a kid 😂
7gorobei: who gets to be orpheus?
goatprince: just looked that up. thanks, ian
ArtDecoSunburn: @mtvcdm All I know is, that as an urban professional, I have a non-zero chance of my fiancee being stolen by a hunkly widower lumberjack turned cafe owner from a small mountain resort town.
PharaohBender27: @exeJayce Same for me in college
TXC2: given I can do the voice, I would like to be St Cloud
ratbabyonline: im on my way to becoming recurring background character
goatprince: on purpose camp or naive camp. this is important
InconsiderateHat: My partner is asking: The silly cars are mods and not official Assetto corsa add-ins, right?
TheMerricat:
Who wins the battle royale of being able to be Bowie?
TXC2: InconsiderateHat yes they are mods
DeM0nFiRe: Phased through the wall a little bit there lol
ratbabyonline: who gets to be Klaus Nomi
ClockTamer: do not look directly at
ClockTamer: the nozzle
xantos69: Ian, I just want to say how happy I am that you continue to do this wonderful stream. It is always a delight.
ghizmou: tilda swinton gives a fight for his money though
Astramentha: aw man
gualdhar: it'd be his best role since Labyrynth
t3h_f1gm3nt: the tupac thing threw me for a loop man
bytecaster: Maybe we should cut back a little on the digital necromancy, it's true
TheMerricat:
@xantos69 So I've got bad news for you.... 
TXC2: Venture bros is a show that starts with using gay derogatory and evolves into using it affectionately
goatprince: 3 great fairies of OOT but they're bowie and 2 other fae musicians
exeJayce: yes please
ratbabyonline: *Jareth Voice* Hey, Listen.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ghizmou A friend of mine is a friend of hers. She has a property in Scotland and is apparently delightfully eccentric.
DanielJennaGrouse: just remaster Omikron The Nomad Soul (or maybe don't)
t3h_f1gm3nt: @goatprince freddy mercury and....who?
t3h_f1gm3nt: ooooh iggy pop yeah
bytecaster: And then of course starring The Rock as Ganondorf
InconsiderateHat: @goatprince So Florence gotta be in there as one...
baltimore_667083: puttin on the ritz I see
AugmentingPath: Ah, Iggy Pop. Definitely one of the star trek actors of all time
ratbabyonline: in the Japanese voice version it's Ryuichi Sakamoto as the fairy
exeJayce: so who gets to be the owl?
TheMerricat:
@bytecaster If only to ensure he finally is forced to lose a fight.
goatprince:
they're dead tired
Ranakel: Yeah. Let the dead rest, RGG studio.
baltimore_667083: @exeJayce dog of wisdom, surely
hieroglyphica: I preemptively do not comment
Saunabath: They've earned their rest
hieroglyphica: Or consent
bytecaster: Only bring the dead back if they personally provided you with a Phylactery to do so
ArtDecoSunburn: @AugmentingPath Have you seen his bit with Tom Waits in "Coffee and Cigarettes" ?
hieroglyphica: You see, I wouldn't even step into a star trek style transporter, so...
idontgetmyrealname: I should watch that
Saunabath: Also, when it comes to resurrecting dead artists, I'd much rather focus on those that didn't quite hit it big. Give them a second change
goatprince: one simply must think about the fairies
DanielJennaGrouse: idk, not sure I'd say Char has much to do with Zelda
ratbabyonline: @goatprince happy pride comrade
TXC2: sounds like the setup for a reverse isaikai
exeJayce: but even not during pride we must think about the fairies
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm performed enough Shakespeare to know the risks of seeking help from the fairy court.
ratbabyonline: im trying to get those consequences IAN
witchyTQ: no, definitely engage with the fae. do it. nothing can go wrong.
goatprince: just remember to say please and thank you and take nothing and give nothing except treats and
witchyTQ: (i need more bones)
DarkMorford: Hey TQ
ratbabyonline: im playing fae court roulette until i get the form i desire
exeJayce: I happily give my bones to the fae
TXC2:
then go to the graveyard like the rest of us
margieargie: Definitely interact with the fairies, especially if they offer you food
witchyTQ: perfection
bytecaster: I'm always talking about bone extraction
margieargie: !gant
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baltimore_667083: GANT
AugmentingPath: GANT
Intra86: If the Irish are to be believed (and why not) fairies are bastards you don’t eff with.
Molladia: @witchyTQ for entirely legitimate reasons
goatprince: he's astar. a robot from planet danger.
ArtDecoSunburn: Similarly, I've read enough fairy tales to avoid falling in love with maidens who appear from nowhere in the woods. Nope. Outta there.
TheMerricat: @Saunabath Problem there is their estates would be in even less of a position to ensure that their likeness wasn't exploited purely for the benefit of the studio. Also, if they didn't get a chance to make it big, the studio is just going to grab another out of work artist off the street instead, it'd be cheaper.
witchyTQ: that would explain why im so tired every morning
bytecaster: Honestly, I could do without my bones for a day
baltimore_667083: like that one Obvious Plant product “Your Skeleton Escaped”
Intra86: okay…
hieroglyphica: I cherish my bones
ratbabyonline: i dont want the broth ian
Juliamon: Yes that's bone broth
ContingentCat: yes?
goatprince: 'do a hot tub'?
bytecaster: Go on
Intra86: uh huh.
TXC2: a sous vide
InconsiderateHat: Bone broth?
TheMerricat: Does that create broth?
ExitPursuedByABear: I'm just glad we don't have baby fingers that fall off and get replaced by adult fingers like the way teeth work
exeJayce: Ian.....
ratbabyonline: ian how does one "do a hot tub"
ratbabyonline: NO IAN
witchyTQ: 100%
ContingentCat: is there other seasoning in it?
IanAllenBird: nah
hieroglyphica: Absolutely not
margieargie: Broken transmission count is 1, first of many I assume
ClockTamer: I would 100% eat that broth!
Juliamon: I mean, sure?
Intra86: Ian… sigh
ratbabyonline: wait im already technically an autocannibal
DeM0nFiRe: 🔒
baltimore_667083: WE DID IT
xantos69: That is just auto-canabalism with extra steps.
hieroglyphica: That requires my life force, it's a pointless spiral
Juliamon: We digest a nonzero amount of ourselves already
TXC2:
this is danger close to asking if you'd drink your own bath water
TomatoKigu: At least it wasn't 49 minutes
IanAllenBird: I know where my bones have been I don't trust it
hieroglyphica: I digest enough of myself
Saunabath: I mean, it would be free range
Strebenherz: Contotsu what?
bytecaster: My bones are clean!
ArtDecoSunburn: Is it true in Le Mans that they have to turn the car engine off during pit stops?
PharaohBender27: But would we lose our marrow?
TrinityKaiser: your bones are wer
TXC2:
bones are porous
TrinityKaiser: bones are wet
InconsiderateHat: I had a tonkotsu cuppasoup just now
exeJayce: if this is what Ian is like now, I can't wait for the rest of the stream 😂 this is my first LRRMans
Thefluffiestguineapig: What in the Ian horner topics are we on right now
DanielJennaGrouse: bones are smooth like sharks
TheMerricat: So here's the real problem Ian, that broth was made of parts of you too. You just melted all padding of your joints, that's going to be mega arthritist
ContingentCat: I'd be willing to try it once
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just got back from the pharmacy
TomatoKigu:
If you were to make tonkotsu on TTSF, would you make a two part stream, or do the TV magic of making a pot in advance?
darkora: I do not wish to eat my own marrow, in broth form or otherwise
IAmUthwe: personally, i prefer my bone marrow in my bones, not in my soup
ButButTheJesus: hi folks it sounds like we're eating ourselves?
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig If your skeleton left your body and took a hot tub bath, would you eat the tonkotsu
bytecaster: I like Shoyu Ramen better
Strebenherz: So 55 minute mark was car sex, 3h38m mark is cannibalism
TXC2:
also drinking your own bone broth sounds like a blood doping thing
Athelgar: @TheMerricat i dont like regular arthritis, i certainly dont want MEGA arthritis
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That is a very Ian topic, I was correct
DarkMorford: Yeah, I kinda prefer having that connective tissue inside my body in its original form, yeah
exeJayce: @Athelgar this sounds horrifying, oh god
TomatoKigu: I think we can excuse "here's one I made earlier" when it takes like 12-20 hours to cook it
ArtDecoSunburn: @ClockTamer Anthropologist suggest hominids eating animal bone marrow led to a radical jump in brain development.
ContingentCat: Maybe on the subathon?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat That's a good idea
bytecaster: @TXC2 Has someone told the billionaire that wants to live forever?!? He could be drinking his bone broth
ClockTamer: should do a ttsf stream where every step is “and here is one I prepared earlier”
TomatoKigu: oooo, the entire subathon would smell delicious if you made tonkotsu during
TXC2:
bytecaster couldn't hurt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster No, we should short but it and have the skeleton leave first *nod nod*
ArtDecoSunburn: @DarkMorford Picky, picky. Next you'll say you avoid non-naturally occurring holes in your body.
baltimore_667083: Enhanced Games
TXC2: the enhanced games
PharaohBender27: Right, and the 'roided up dudes SUCKED
mtvcdm: Enhanced Games. Four clean athletes showed up, and three of them won their events.
InconsiderateHat: Oooo, I have 2kg of pork shoulder in the freezer... what if, porketta? hmmmmm
mtvcdm: The times they were setting were, like, HIGH SCHOOLERS could beat those times
TXC2: a lot of doping is about recovery, not performance
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehe
ButButTheJesus: sushi!
BlueMechanic: I think one person claimed to have set a record but there was contention that the timer didn't start right
accountmadeforants: Chef's kiss
ButButTheJesus: also Happy 10th LRRMans all, I always enjoy these
Strebenherz:
@mtvcdm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm 10/10 no notes
Welbog: OK but when is tower defense coming to the Olympics?
Athelgar: didnt also have lower viewership than a moderate sized Minecraft channel?
bytecaster: Even if you are enhanced, you can still have a #skillissue
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also they wouldn't be able to have any equestrian events because of the actual animal cruelty regulations their organizations have in place
DanielJennaGrouse: just gotta keep it up for several decades, basically start the bene tleilax
bytecaster: They should have StarCraft at the Olympics send tweet
TXC2: 500m freestyal is a LOOOOOONG swim
baltimore_667083: bull riding-with laser tag
accountmadeforants: Tower Defense but all the other events act as the attackers
Thefluffiestguineapig: No you can't because of the horses
ArtDecoSunburn: @Welbog I've oft thought the relay races could be spruced up by distributing melee weapons.
7gorobei: wouldnt human tower defense just be american gladiator?
darkora: ski jumping with a group of people at the bottom trying to shoot them with laser tag guns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dressage with laser tag is just "everyone gets thrown"
wedge_x: tower offense
Athelgar: fencing, with laser tag = lightsaber duels so we can only hope
mtvcdm: Really, the only thing the Enhanced Games proved is the athletes most likely to take up doping know deep down they can't hang without doping and even if they can.
ArtDecoSunburn: @darkora The Rodger Moore James Bond Event.
Marvoleath: Laser Tag on horses sounds like something from an '80 sci-fi
goatprince: king of the hill mention
goatprince: bobby,
accountmadeforants: Like you're competing at the 3200m steeplechase but you're also up against the olympic tower defence champions
bytecaster: I have seen more "Graham talks about graphic design in the Olympics" than all Olympics combined I am sure
TXC2: the last event it fortnite IRL
DanielJennaGrouse: make it into a proper blood sport
NonjaBiru: high dive and laser tag sounds like a dangerous combination
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 The building version
TXC2: oh of Course Ian
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath Pretty sure I saw that movie with David Warner, Dolph Lundgren, and Peter Regiert.
bytecaster: All of the real people that are in Fortnite HAVE to participate
ButButTheJesus: all the stars
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig sure
ContingentCat: Sabrina Capenter
bytecaster: Do you think we could get Kinto'un?
accountmadeforants: Everyone who signed their likeness over to Fortnite has to show up or they get removed from the game
IanAllenBird: miku
ClockTamer: gotta have a few people in fursuits
ArtDecoSunburn: @NonjaBiru Synchronized water laser tag!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Which disney exec has to do Darth Vader?
DanielJennaGrouse: Tim Sweeney has to participate and gets no PPE
goatprince: make it happen, people
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Whoever's the current CEO I guess
mtvcdm: !crossover
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IanAllenBird: I think usually sonic is also in those games
bytecaster: Sonic and Goku makes sense, they have very similar super forms!
goatprince: because they're both dumbasses?
BlueMechanic: A lot of the Dragonball characters can fly which seems like it would be good for long jump and high jump
ButButTheJesus: ooh nice recovery
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants That's really going to mess up the dressage routines.
ButButTheJesus: I almost always spin out once I oversteer like that
BorgarWithAShotgun: Eggman, Bulma and Tails just nerding it up
bytecaster: If you see Eggman on a chicken place, is that still a good time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Ian has lots of experience correcting for oversteering
idontgetmyrealname: it's a fun read yeah
TXC2: DC and archie comics Sonic probably
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goatprince: oh girl
goatprince: choose better
thetoastmonster: so we'd have BatMan and HedgehogMan?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Archie is always..............something
Invitare: nah she's definitely spying on him for the government
bytecaster: She can fix him
baltimore_667083: o7 omega
TheMerricat: Lex Luthor and Eggman are really hitting it off from the stuff that leaks into Reddit.
TXC2: nah that's pure hineypot on Rouge's side
Invitare: that's Rouge's thing. She an undercover agent
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig it sure is
LordZarano: Ω7
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I assume the hineypot is what the honeypot leads to?
ClockTamer: the last issue heavily implied rouge slept with Lex
Bright5park: Rouge also likes riches, and I think Luthor was the richest person on the planet or something if I recall?
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yes
bytecaster: It's nice that they did a crossover like that for Sonic's 30th anniversary
TXC2: news used to be news and not just press releases
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park At least his companies made profits.
Dreadelicious: I've been gone for a few hours, how many Gants did I miss?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 That was when you had fast talking press dames and crippled newsboys.
bytecaster: Honestly, if I have learned anything from "The Current Times", it's that comic supervillains are unrealistically competent
Bright5park: @ArtDecoSunburn And don't have to be bailed out by the public while he just amasses wealth... urgh.
Strebenherz: Gant Gant
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn "Aquaman (Arthur Curry) is generally considered the richest person in the DC Universe, with an estimated net worth in the trillions. As the King of Atlantis, he has dominion over 70% of the Earth's surface and absolute legal claim to all the ocean's resources, including sunken treasures, oil reserves, and vast mineral deposits."
LordZarano: ꭥ7
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park Hope you enjoyed your retirement account.
Cptasparagus: Elfyn Leid
Thefluffiestguineapig: How far into Car of Theseus are we?
Ranakel: I misheard "missed a shift" as "mista shift", and now I'm wondering which part of the car would be the best gijinka. The tires don't count, we already have bibendum
ButButTheJesus: I've been trying to guess the car, the speedometer makes me think Japanese? The hood makes me think Toyota AE86 Trueno?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Has the UN re-affirmed this?
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig only the one tranmission replacement so far
goatprince: kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn More importantly, has the UN tried to refute it.
TXC2: ButButTheJesus it's the toyota
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume Aquaman doesn't get the continental shelves of other nations?
Saunabath: @ButButTheJesus You are correct
malsareus: that's the dutch king, Denmark has a queen
BlueMechanic: I know the guy from Iron Maiden used to do that too
Bright5park: Yup. Live and work with the people, not above them.
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 @Saunabath wooo yay!
hieroglyphica: This bekinged age
ArtDecoSunburn: @malsareus KLM, right?
DanielJennaGrouse: Aquaman famously big in real estate
Dreadelicious: had a queen, she abdicated
Micalovits: @malsareus Nono, she resiegned a few years ago
bytecaster: @Dreadelicious Good for the Danes
Dreadelicious: they still have a royal family
goatprince: <- this guy read a book a while back
goateedave86: Hey all, just joined so sorry if it's been asked/answered already. Do we have sushi on the track this year?
ArtDecoSunburn: As a little-r republican, little -d democrat American, how about the just do away with monarchies and implement representative democracies?
DekiSystem: @goateedave86 We do!
bytecaster: @goateedave86 I saw it just a few minutes ago
Juliamon: goateedave86 we sure do
TXC2: goateedave86 we sure do
ButButTheJesus: @goateedave86 I saw sushi!
Saunabath: That said, the Queen of Denmark did paint the pictures of an illustrated version of Lord of the Rings Danish translation.
goateedave86: Thank you all
TheMerricat:
No only do we, they've tried to run us off the road more than once.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or what about democratic socialism?
goatprince: chat,. he's going santa mode
Marvoleath: @ArtDecoSunburn most European monarchies are more democratic than US tbh
bytecaster: @TheMerricat Oooh, extra spicy sushi!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not quite to the journey to the Underworld.
ButButTheJesus: sushi!
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn there's some evidence that monarchies are freer then presidencies
Welbog: I'll take what socialism I can get TBH
TXC2: *free-er
MehallD: successful for WHO Ian
TXC2: like having a king in charge causes less corruption
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath They'd still be without elevating a traditional royal family. Tradition is just being beholden to the whims of dead people.
TomatoKigu: I will appreciate socialism but I won't settle for less than communism.
MehallD: Austerity has made many people lots of money in the UK, just not anyone who needed it
bytecaster: @TomatoKigu Fully automated and in space, of course!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 So can a robust, independent accounting agency.
ClockTamer: anyone reading any cool comics? I just got an omnibus of Radian Black I’m going to read
Dreadelicious: @TomatoKigu fully automated gay luxury communism or bust
goatprince: create a homunculus
TheMerricat: The problem with any type of governance is it relies on people actually believing in it and living up to its ideals. Everything looks good on paper.
SymphonySolstice: Bacon wrapped souvlaki is my go to
ButButTheJesus: carry it around and hand it out, embrace #pocketbacon
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Those findings are skewed by the Nordic states.
hieroglyphica: Balsamic bacon onion relish?
Dreadelicious: Supreme executive poower derives from a mandate of the masses, not some kind of online car race
mtvcdm: I say bring the pig back to life
goatprince: borger
DarkMorford: Bacon in grilled cheese is peak
bytecaster: @mtvcdm Necromancy is very in at the moment.
goatprince: mayonnaise is a top? good for them. happy pride
bytecaster: Okonomiyaki is very good, great stuff
Molladia: make bacon mayonaise
Sarah_Serinde: man it's been forever since I've had okonomiyaki
TXC2: how prepared must the meat be before a necromancer can't bring the animal back?
ButButTheJesus: shramp
iris_of_ether: Speaking of freezer burn, I am in the middle of a personal TTSF episode swapping out a $20 thermostat in our drink fridge so that it hopefully stops exploding soda cans. Better than paying $300+tax to replace it. Wish me luck!
bytecaster: @TXC2 Depends on their proficiency level
Strebenherz: !gant
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TXC2: iris_of_ether good luck
TomatoKigu: @goatprince Now I'm thinking about that "Can we have lesbian for dinner" tiktok.
damela42: Which do you prefer more, Osaka style or Hiroshima style okonomiyaki?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dreadelicious I'm sure there's some pulp novel with a name like "Royal Road" where a race is used to determine the ruler of a post-apocalptic wasteland. Probably a 70s Bantam book.
TXC2:
bytecaster of course, but what's the limit?
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Good luck!
Dreadelicious: @ArtDecoSunburn that does sound like a lot of fun lol
iris_of_ether: Yeah, in this case it happened right after a nearby lightning strike so I'm assuming it fried it
ButButTheJesus: Alpha looks a bit sparky
Dreadelicious: damn, ALpha FLight really going for it huh
bytecaster: @iris_of_ether Have you sent a complaint to the local thunder god for that?
Invitare: Alpha Flight soars again
Dreadelicious: just going ham on that hand brake turn
TXC2: caw caw
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I've definitely seen some Pittsburgh style blue steaks that could have been resuscitated on the restaurant table.
BorgarWithAShotgun: that is one fast bus
goateedave86: putting the light in alpha flight
Molladia: oh boy you remember the TTSF that was just Cam and Alex showing whats in their bags
hyalopterous: Probably Puck driving
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn
iris_of_ether: @bytecaster I should. They also fried out the ventilation fan in the 3D printer room!!
TomatoKigu: Sous Vide is an underrated accessibility tool. As someone with ADHD, my rice cooker and sous vide setup has saved me more times than I care to admit. Forget about your meat and rice for five hours? No problem!
baltimore_667083: for the purposes of the bit, perhaps
DarkMorford: !quote
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AziraphalesShop: What about Neal Stephenson?
baltimore_667083: I also did that completely forgetting box is slang for pit
iris_of_ether: @TomatoKigu For me it's that plus the Instant Pot :3
baltimore_667083: I may be too overstimulated
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu It sounds really appealing.
ButButTheJesus: noice
TomatoKigu: I thought sous vide was some hipster bull…until I tried it, and saw the light
hyalopterous: Mongoliad?
ArtDecoSunburn: I do like Gleick.
DanielJennaGrouse: and this is why they tell you to stay off your phone while you drive, kids
hyalopterous: Seveneves is about the moon blowing up
Welbog: I liked Seveneves. I learned about epigenetics.
TXC2: the Andor treatment
Jillexie: We are getting a shortened season 2 and 3?
LordZarano: I am currently watching on my phone on the road (on the bus on the way home from pride)
Jillexie: Something like that.
ArtDecoSunburn: I started to collect a list of fiction where the Moon breaks apart. Among the best from a literary perspective is the play "Marisol."
goatprince: the fans to not refer to themselves in such a way. this man is lying
goatprince: mods, get him
Jillexie: I was quite impressed with the first season of Three Body Problem. I wasn't sure if they would keep THAT scene from the first book, but they did.
ButButTheJesus: what is that smol car from?
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm partial to the Mr. Show comedy clip where NASA hypes up Americans to blow up the moon.
iris_of_ether: omg
hieroglyphica: Yes I find that to be the case
ButButTheJesus: ah ok they do look cute
baltimore_667083: hi Graham!
PharaohBender27:
Ohai 
SymphonySolstice: hey G
TXC2: Hello Graham
Molladia: Hello Graham
xantos69: Hello G
Crad0k: ohyeah, i lost a lot of weight in the last few years, and while i mostly feel bettter, sitting for long periods has gotten harder
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Graham
Dreadelicious: hello Graham!
ButButTheJesus: hi G!
ContingentCat: Hey G
baltimore_667083: g for Graham or g for gravel?
Jillexie: Hey Graham
mtvcdm: Hey Graham
ErynTzun:
oh Hai Graham
hyalopterous: Hi Graham
ButButTheJesus: they extend a bit - oh
ArtDecoSunburn: Graham, what's your take on Victoria ferries and/or cars having sex with each other? That's the chat so far.
ErynTzun:
ContingentCat: that explains why sometimes you wake up with your bones hurting
Strebenherz: Ganting
TXC2: it would explain the sleep apena
ErynTzun: >_>
goatprince: that wasn't my chat....?
Sarah_Serinde:
Bright5park: Happy Pride!
ErynTzun: <_<
TXC2: what's this we kimisabe?
Camthelion: ohai G
ContingentCat: we've been having a very normal time
iris_of_ether: I think I saw a weird cartoon as a kid about that...
baltimore_667083: oh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he earned all of those
goatprince: new fairies? happy pride
ArtDecoSunburn: That's why cars have a trunk.
BorgarWithAShotgun: also, would you eat your own tonkotsu?
TXC2: build nuclear ferries!
7gorobei: cars having sex on ferries getting coffee, get on it seinfeld
Invitare: what if instead of new ferries, you got a miniature passenger hovercraft?
mtvcdm: Maybe you'll get new arcade machines in the new ferries. Get to upgrade to some Raw Thrills titles.
Shurtal: would Ferry fuckin' be a more plausible explination for the waves back when the hoverboats were in use? as opposed to physics and such?
ArtDecoSunburn: @7gorobei Streaming series are getting so niche now.
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ProcyonFlynn: 'The Larch' in there yet?
Molladia: Thats about the cost of going from the mainland to Tasmania
goateedave86: BC Ferries and the attached coach company made going between Victoria and Vancouver an absolute breeze. We did pay for the privilege though
ContingentCat: I really wish local governments would stop thinking tranist is primarily for tourists, some of us need it to get around
goatprince: the Coastal Elite
ButButTheJesus: Sprit of Richard Thurpston
ArtDecoSunburn: @goateedave86 Do they drive the coach bus on the ferry?
ButButTheJesus: *Spirit
TXC2: why is there a ferry to further up the island?
Shurtal: Sprit would be funnier
ArtDecoSunburn: @Molladia Devilry.
ButButTheJesus: oop
goateedave86: @ArtDecoSunburn yup. Got picked up at a pick up point on Vancouver, driven to the bus depot, and then onto the Ferry. Priority boarding, and first off at the other end as well
PharaohBender27: Welp
ContingentCat: seems they should have thought about that first
iris_of_ether: Loooool
SymphonySolstice: can they not go fast away from the coast?
TXC2:
did NO ONE check on that before hand?
hyalopterous: Depreciation?
Bright5park: Sounds like they should have asked someone to do the science first without getting all glowy-eyed about superlatives
thetoastmonster: who's gonna buy secondhand ferries at higher than retail price?
ArtDecoSunburn: @goateedave86 Neat. Sounds like the rail cars they used to load on the cross-English Channel ferries.
xantos69: I would love to watch that video. I know nothing about Canadian politics.
ArtDecoSunburn: @thetoastmonster Colin Jost and Pete Davidson?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love this video
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: like unusually young?
Joecool190: please make the video G
ProcyonFlynn: Sometimes both!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love your videos generally
hieroglyphica: You see, I hear this about Canada and honestly, jelly
goateedave86: @ArtDecoSunburn very similar to a National Express type deal
Marvoleath: Welp, we once got trains that were too wide to fit two of them next too each other on tracks going opposite ways, so I don't trust local government checking the basic things
Creideiki_SE: @Joecool190 I would algorithmically engage with this #content should you make it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @goateedave86 Sounds very exotic.
ClockTamer: Graham you got me interested in Olympic emblems, I’m 1000% you could make this an interesting video
ButButTheJesus: I love them
TXC2: !lrrmancars
ArtDecoSunburn: If we have 54 race participants, one for each card in a deck, who are the two Jokers?
DanielJennaGrouse: even with the clock being my time, I'm getting that day night dissonance as it's nowhere near that dark in real life here
ButButTheJesus:
ErynTzun: Oh like the Truck peeling bridge!
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn the bathtub and the banana
Jillexie: OC Transpo in Ottawa got trains that had problems in the cold.
baltimore_667083: the classic 11 foot 8 bridge
mercano82: The French train scandal made FeedDump
thetoastmonster: It's light out in France too
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I like that. Both make you slip.
Ranakel: It's still light out there for now, but the sun is slowly setting
ClockTamer: you ever seen a degloved train?
TXC2: however I assume it's not this dark in France
TehAmelie: hello gearheads. are we winning the day?
Molladia: It was 7 minutes Ian
TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
Molladia: and it was wierd
ContingentCat: @Jillexie yeah they forgot to test in winter conditions bafflingly
ButButTheJesus: they're sensitive about numbers
TomatoKigu: Can't just be off by a prime
ErynTzun: Disturbing uneven time!
DanielJennaGrouse: it was a very unround number
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iris_of_ether:
TomatoKigu: Primes are possibly the least round numbers!
DeM0nFiRe: BUS!
ContingentCat: oh wow!
iris_of_ether: Wait OMG
ArtDecoSunburn: Saturday meetings? What kind of boss makes himself work on weekends?
ClockTamer: 7 minutes are 5 minutes to gamers
idontgetmyrealname: wait already!
ButButTheJesus: oh heck!
IanAllenBird: \o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
JKBalch: Whoo
ProcyonFlynn:
!sooon
ProcyonFlynn: #BlameJames
Sarah_Serinde: 4pm PDT next Saturday, chat
Camthelion: all every time
ButButTheJesus: every hour
TehAmelie: hour after hour, minute after minute
Sarah_Serinde:
You can also see the countdown on desertbus.org if that helps
IanAllenBird: o7
TXC2: bye Graham
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
theblakdeth: what are we driving this year chat? just got here
baltimore_667083: @LRRbot which one?
BlueChloroplast:
iris_of_ether: I should probably use Desert Bus (soon) to work on my craft for Desert Bus (Oct)
TXC2: or if you have children, and other don't, and you have to explain "half term"
bytecaster: In German being self-employed is called "Selbstständig", which is jokingly split up into the words "selbst"=yourself and "ständig"=always often.
realbadatthis_: @theblakdeth Ae86
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Marvoleath: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
SkylerRingtail: RIP Alpha Flight
ArtDecoSunburn: @bytecaster Ha!
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether ooh can you say what you're crafting?
hyalopterous: @SkylerRingtail Curse you Bendis!
TehAmelie: i'm a self-employed writer, so basically, working at all times i'm awake or asleep, except not making money
iris_of_ether:
@ButButTheJesus Phoenix/Edgeworth paperweight diorama. Happy pride 
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether omg are they lovers
hyalopterous: He kllled them off. They got better later.
Shurtal: the Bebendum loved himself some meetings?
iris_of_ether: @ButButTheJesus I am limited by the 3D models I can print but yes of course 500%
ButButTheJesus:
@iris_of_ether heeheeeeee awesome
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Gotta to get some royalties so you can at least get a few pennies while you sleep.
LordZarano: GANT: Not The Greatest Of Turns
theblakdeth: @realbadatthis_ my guess was a 300Z. Thanks!
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn it's just have to get published first
Shurtal: so what's this years whip?
baltimore_667083:
you know, race cars don’t need headlights, because the track is always lit
hyralt: Seems like a good time to pit
Marvoleath: @Shurtal Toyota AE86 or sth like that
Shurtal: @Marvoleath eurobeat intensifies
ArtDecoSunburn: @iris_of_ether I have no idea who either of those characters are, but it delights me that someone is so inspired by a fictional world they enjoy to make a craft of it for charity. Good luck.
baltimore_667083: hey! that was my line!
accountmadeforants: Wait the game thinks it's this dark at 20:00 in France at this time of year?
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LurkerSpine: How goes the LRRMans?
iris_of_ether: @ArtDecoSunburn Thank you! It's the lawyers from the Ace Attorney games
Shurtal: navigating pit lane in the dark without headlight is surprisingly difficult
TXC2: hello LurkerSpine welcome
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've been learning to drive these past few months, so I am acutely aware that I could not do a lap of lemans irl
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I miss the first flip of the race?
wedge_x: google "these nuts" to learn more
ButButTheJesus: pit cars don't real
TehAmelie: @Shurtal it's like you're in some sort of pit
TXC2: !break
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LurkerSpine:
@TXC2 hi
Marvoleath: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #537: "That entire pit is a guy." —Paul [2015-07-27]
bytecaster: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat just drive very slowly!
Juliamon:
margieargie: A lot of the circuit is regular roads anyway so...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Learn the course and slow is smooth
ErynTzun: We''re turning
ArtDecoSunburn: @bytecaster One lap is I think around 8.5 miles, so I'm sure with enough practice you could.
badpandabear: Could be the emergency lights
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Crad0k: tick tock tick tock?
TehAmelie: i wonder, can the game track the cost of all your replacement parts? presumably you get paid a lot just to drive Le Mans, but. . .
ArtDecoSunburn: Hearing the turn signal prompts a piece of trivia. The original R2-D2 has a blinking light in this head, that the prop guys made with the turn signal from a 1970s Cadillac.
TehAmelie: ah, improvised practical effects can't be beat
accountmadeforants: But yeah the sun's very much still out in France right now and will probably stay out for another 2 hours.
Texan_Reverend: Good morning, Ian! I hope the AE86 has been good to you so far.
Marvoleath: !updog
LRRbot:
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Texan_Reverend: And greetings, chatfolk.
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie It would be very funny if that contributed to your score somehow
Crad0k: “Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the beating of his hideous heart!”
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Adam Savage built an identical replica for a new gallery at the museum where I work. Has the same practical effect.
ButButTheJesus: @Texan_Reverend goomorgning
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend
TXC2: remember: most of the UK is north of Toronto
ralphthellama: Ohai @texan_reverend
ArtDecoSunburn: @Crad0k The "Tell-Tale Heart" guy did not get his security deposit back.
Texan_Reverend: Hey there! @ralphthellama
Texan_Reverend: Well, only 2 hiccups in 4 hours isn't terrible for LRRMans.
accountmadeforants: Smooth excepting the other drivers trying to kill us as usual
TXC2: which is odd, given that to move in time, an object MUST also move in space
Texan_Reverend: Good! You deserve a nice driving car this year.
Camthelion: Heya Texan_Reverend !
accountmadeforants: Chihuahua energy.
ButButTheJesus: is this model stock or modified for racing?
Texan_Reverend: Predictable is _very_ good for a 24 hour race.
RealGamerCow: It's more of a regular car than past years
Shurtal: "This car doesn't drive like a tempermental horse" is always....a good thing?
Greendrag13: Stealth tea!
ButButTheJesus: mmm tea
adept_nekomancer: @Shurtal It's more difficult to replace the transmission on a horse.
Texan_Reverend: Hey @camthelion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Texan_Reverend!
idontgetmyrealname: oh we got a good fight for the lead in the live race
Shurtal: rear pelvis
ButButTheJesus: legs?
TXC2: the horse pussy then?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also it can't be in the balls because most of the horses don't have them, mares also don't have them
Shurtal: @TXC2 horsussy
ContingentCat: in the friends we made along the way
Greendrag13:
The trans mission is in the heart!
TXC2:
Shurtal oh right that meme
Saunabath: Gluteus maximus and its frontal equivalent, I'd say
adept_nekomancer: Since the transmission is concerned with transmitting power to the parts that make the machine move, I'm gonna say the horse transmission is the leg tendons.
realbadatthis_: would the technical answer be tendons/ligaments if muscles are the engine?
TXC2:
it wont Ian
TehAmelie: the mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell? that's where biofuel is transmitted into energy, probably
ButButTheJesus: @realbadatthis_ ah hm yes
accountmadeforants: The transmission is the core I think
ButButTheJesus: or, bones plus tendons/ligaments?
RealGamerCow: I would say brain but horses dont have those
DanielJennaGrouse: I'm sure you'll get to see plenty more cursussies before the stream is done
SnowBuddy18: I think the tendons are the transmission
Saunabath: I'd say muscles are the transmission
adept_nekomancer: The horse doesn't melt down because it's subcritical.
Texan_Reverend: I'm going with small intestine. That doing the most to convert rotational energy delivered by the fuel to energy output to the road for movement.
TXC2: it's a cohesive whole, no one thing is the transmission, it's all the transmission!
accountmadeforants: Copious sweat. Have you seen a horse after a horse race? It's straight-up steaming and foaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Careful washing and hosing down
Mangledpixel:
I know my body is a trans mission
iris_of_ether:
Texan_Reverend: Steeeeam
TXC2: spinning makes it cool
Molladia: alrighty, it's almost 4:30 I really should go to bed now, I'll probably wake up to Cori driving, so see you when you also wake up Ian, Drive well
RealGamerCow: boil water, usually
Shurtal: everything runs on the Gyro
Shurtal: Steel ball run
TXC2: so long Molladia sleep well
ButButTheJesus: its spinny all the way down
ClockTamer: working a gas station for as many years as I have has taught me that fire safety and how to pump gas safely needs to be a part of drivers education
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well Mollandia
ButButTheJesus: @Molladia nightnight
Bright5park: Or we feed it into machines so we can be told with accuracy that the word "strawberry" contains the letter "Q" five times.
Texan_Reverend: That two lyric classic from Daft Punk: steeeeam machiiiine.
accountmadeforants: Curse photovoltaics and RTGs for breaking our streak of it being spinny things all the way down
TXC2:
I put it to you that spicy rock be hot, make water into stream is less crazy then iron spin in copper, make lightning
adept_nekomancer: @accountmadeforants Wind turbines, on the other hand, are upholding the tradition admirably
AziraphalesShop: And then you learn motors and dynamos are the same thing backwards, much like dynamic microphones and speakers.
iris_of_ether: Listen I have a BS in iron spin in copper make lightning
margieargie: Don't worry, it's on 30-50 years away! (just like it was 30-50 years ago)
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether ooh do you make your own lightning
hyalopterous: It's actually really effecient that's why its done that way
TehAmelie: magnets, how do they even work?
accountmadeforants: That is closer to what RTGs are (except RTGs are less effective than just making steam for spinny thing)
iris_of_ether:
@ButButTheJesus I really really try not to 
ninja_theory_ashrams: Of inefficiency, take wood and heat wood without burning to make gas for internal combustion. Easier to burn wood to boil water for steam
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
TXC2: just turn very car from an MV to a SS
Camthelion:
molting salt
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: uh wat
SymphonySolstice: Molten Salt would be a good racer name
accountmadeforants: Also have we tried drifting using the e-brake on the AE86 yet?
DanielJennaGrouse: molten salt reactors, allowing us to harness the power of Twitch chat
ButButTheJesus: yeah do we get points for drifting
IanAllenBird: lmao
Bright5park:
Molten salt? So, any given online community in a summer heatwave?
accountmadeforants:
I was kind of counting on that happening
TXC2:
the problem with molten salt is containing it with metal is very difficult
ninja_theory_ashrams: What's more corrosive than salt? Molten Salt
ClockTamer: water is technically molten rock because ice does meat the definition of a rock
JDogg2K4: Would really bring out the flavor of the body though
Shurtal: so molten salt would make ice melt even faster? intresting, interesting.....
accountmadeforants: Is there even any oxygen in molten salt? I'd assume it'd get pushed out
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shurtal Also potentially melting whatever you are trying to get the ice off
TXC2: there are some salts that would set the ice on fire
TehAmelie: speaking of, i'm in need of a new cooking pot. what's the most long lasting stuff you can get nowadays? probably still cast iron
Shurtal: @Thefluffiestguineapig those are tomorrow's problems
Camthelion: the kpop episode he did with babish was great
Wilcroft: oh the snapper episode was great
Wilcroft: puppets and all
TehAmelie: (speaking of molten salt)
LadyAiluros: he just did knife skills like today
DanielJennaGrouse: it's winter 8pm dark in the game
RealGamerCow: @TehAmelie I will always advocate for cast iron if you dont care about weight
ClockTamer: what’s the Tetris effect?
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie I'm a fan of tri-ply stainless steel. (Just make sure it actually seals the edges otherwise putting it in the dishwasher can eat away at the aluminium core)
Texan_Reverend: My most powerful Tetris effect was always from playing DDR.
LadyAiluros: I love Made In stainless steel myself
Shurtal: on the next Tinker Tailor, Ian investigates the China Syndrome after trying to cook a fish in salt
TehAmelie: ha, who can afford a dishwasher?
TXC2: ClockTamer you play tetris so much, you can see falling blocks when your eyes are closed/ when you sleep
Texan_Reverend: @clocktamer Still seeing falling blocks after you stop playing the game. Mostly from playing for a very long time.
DanielJennaGrouse: yeah the Our Place pans are apparently pretty good
accountmadeforants: I'm not a huge fan of cast iron, stainless steel all the way.
LadyAiluros: @accountmadeforants depend on whatyu are doing
accountmadeforants: Anything can be non-stick if you use the right temperatures and fats
LadyAiluros: still unsure about acid on cast iron
Greendrag13: Got a stainless steel pain a couple years back, and its SO GOOD
hieroglyphica: I love the sear on stainless steel. It does require knowing your stove and your pans a bit more than most tho
accountmadeforants: I've got induction so I don't have too many hot spots (and the tri-ply thing helps spread the heat, too)
PsychoI3oy: I make tomato sauce in normal cast iron all the time
Greendrag13: Been a pain this last year, though, because my apartment kitchen has no ventilation, or even a heckin' window T_T
accountmadeforants: The only thing I keep a non-stick pan around for is pancakes and crepes.
accountmadeforants: Yeah that's why I went stainless as well.
RealGamerCow: I find that people overestimate the fragility of cast iron
accountmadeforants: My stance is basically "if it can't survive going in the dishwasher then it can't survive any kind of proper cleaning"
Sarah_Serinde: sounds nice
frnknstn: Yeah, better with energy and water
accountmadeforants: Yeah that video is great
bytecaster: He would love hearing you say that!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have one unfortunately
hieroglyphica:
I have to recharge my pipes with hot so fastidiously to get mine right
TXC2: just don't put glassware in there
LadyAiluros: wait how are you putting stainless in the dishwasher without it being discolored?
DanielJennaGrouse: my brain is broken in a way that makes washing the dishes one of the most difficult things possible and owning a dishwasher is such a huge quality of life thing
accountmadeforants:
@LadyAiluros It becoming discolored doesn't affect how well it works 
LadyAiluros: no is you season it right it can withstand a wash
accountmadeforants: (And I think the discoloration is just from the heat before it, not the dishwasher?)
DanielJennaGrouse: the nice thing about both cast iron and carbon steel is that you can straight up take steel wool to them and not worry too much
Camthelion: if i remember right the old 'dont use soap' with cast iron came from the old lye based soaps?
RealGamerCow: My dishwasher is so horrible, I need to do a decent rinse before I put anything in
hieroglyphica: Also, a little barkeep's friend and a lot of stainless steel residue issues
LadyAiluros: that's from when soap had lye in and lye dissolves the patina
TehAmelie: my cousin, when she was pregnant, once had the intuitive idea to make a bunch of tomato sauce in a cast iron pan to cure an iron deficiency she didn't know she had
accountmadeforants: Oh I misunderstood the kind of discoloration you were talking about. Yeah water stains come off very easily
TXC2:
TehAmelie yikes
LadyAiluros: I thought it turned stainless steel like a weird darker color
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi friends! Happy tenth LRRmansiversary!
DanielJennaGrouse: the seasoning on your pan is stronger than people believe and also it doesn't matter, you can rebuild it in a few minutes
Texan_Reverend: Hey there @arclight_dynamo
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Arclight!
TXC2: hello Arclight_Dynamo welcome
LurkerSpine: If you want knives that you can use in the dishwasher, highly recommend ceramic (they cannot be used for stuff like bone though)
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is there some magic happening in a dish washer besides water and soap >_>?
accountmadeforants: Most of the discoloration I get on stainless is the chromium turning rainbow-y from heat. Which is fine and honestly just fun to look at it.
LadyAiluros: cause I would LOVE to put the kithenaid bowl in the dishwasher
accountmadeforants: Yeah absolutely nothing wrong with putting knives in the dishwasher on their own, don't listen to internet chuds
adept_nekomancer: @Arclight_Dynamo I was wondering the same thing. I know it's very sharp, but I don't know how brittle they would be.
ContingentCat: Nothing I can afford is too prescious to go in the dishwasher, it's been fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo You can get obsidian scalpels
LurkerSpine: depending on the heat of the dishwasher, you can lose the temper of the steel
Arclight_Dynamo: @adept_nekomancer Likely very. I know they use it for some surgical instruments.
malsareus: some dishwashers have a cutlery tray right at the top that's wide and flat
accountmadeforants: Dishwashers are way less abrasive than washing by hand, to boot.
ErynTzun: I just have a little countertop dishwasher, not much room in it for large utensils or pots so I just hand wash those anyway.
Athelgar: @LurkerSpine oh no my ziploc containers!
DanielJennaGrouse: the dishwasher can't go above water boiling temp the temper will be fine
UnknownFriday: Yeah, the $25 kitchen knives I have are whatever, but I still hand wash. If I had a $300 kitchen knife, no way that'd be going in the dishwasher.
TehAmelie: i think you'll go through a lot of obsidian. maybe it's feasible in volcano country
SnowBuddy18: my knives get rust spots on them when I put them in the dishwasher
TXC2: TehAmelie and a lot of cutting boards
InconsiderateHat: @adept_nekomancer Don't try to lever anything with the tip, because yes. My partner discovered that early on in his ceramic knife ownership. (We lost the tip, but the rest is ok)
darkora: if your dishwasher is hot enough to distemper your knives, you may infact be using Mt Doom instead of a dishwasher
accountmadeforants: My dishwasher has a drawer up top with little grippy things for knives to keep them separate
IanAllenBird: D :
aerohydra: what about pressure and force?
Thefluffiestguineapig: An obsidian knife would chip VERY EASILY
Caffine1138:
I don't think that applies much pressure or force once out of the body....
TheOges: Pressure and force from what now?
Texan_Reverend: Do not provide your knife pressure from shit, chat.
InconsiderateHat: And we love hearing them
TXC2:
Pressure and force from shit, well ain;t that just everyday life?
LadyAiluros: yeeee
LadyAiluros: I like ThermoWorks stuff yeah
LadyAiluros: I ahve their instant read and their probe
Dreamlettuce: Meat has it's own internet now?
Ranakel: I thought Meatnet was just brain
Bright5park: Meat that networks?
JDogg2K4: "hmmm, my ribs are at 9000 degrees, I hope everything is ok"
SnowBuddy18: your ribs can go on Reddit while they cook
LurkerSpine: coastin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: meaternet?
goatprince: your meat can send email
MikeProvencher: @Ranakel They only just got Skyrim, but it's pretty well done.
Texan_Reverend: According to the aliens, all our internet is by and for meat.
DanielJennaGrouse: meatnet.... time for more happy pride jokes
badpandabear: Great...my meat is participating in a DDOS attack
adept_nekomancer: As the sushi speeds by
VorlonScout: Ah, the helpful "btw, that's the wrong direction" indicator
TXC2: "the internet, it's made of meat!"
TheOrigamiGamer: what does that blue flag in the top left mean?
TXC2: TheOrigamiGamer fast car behind, move out of the way
xantos69: I've just heard them called "Bouncy Houses"
ClockTamer: bouncy castle?
Arclight_Dynamo: Has anyone discussed the fact that the heir to the House of Habsburg-Lorraine is racing in this year's LeMans?
TXC2: a boucy castle
Creature_Comforts: jumping castle
malsareus: I'm not looking forward to needing a password manager to access my BBQ
Caffine1138: ah yes. the "toughening up" zones
accountmadeforants: Ah, the Neckbreakotrons
TheMerricat: @Arclight_Dynamo No but I mentioned that Gabe Newell's son is.
3and4fifths: Any fun new cars this year?
TXC2: !lrrmancars
TheMerricat: @3and4fifths We got not-Micro Machine Micro Machines.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat Huuuuuh...
TehAmelie: i thought the Habsburgs mostly kept to themselves (hee hee)
southpawx7n: Came in late, what car are you driving?
TXC2: southpawx7n toyota ae86
accountmadeforants: ChoroGQuuuuuuX
adept_nekomancer: Back to stealth mode for us
southpawx7n: Oh! Cook, I'll check it out.
Arclight_Dynamo:
@TehAmelie 
TheMerricat: "Choro-Q 3 (Japanese: チョロQ3) is a 1998 Playstation game developed by Tamsoft and published by Takara. The game was released in only released in Japan in 1998. This was the third in the original Choro-Q line of video games. A fan-translated version of the game exists on the internet."
southpawx7n: Cool*
NotCainNorAbel: adjusted
Caffine1138: I need my body to not be broken at all, please and thank you.
TheMerricat: "Choro-Q is a line of Japanese 3–4 cm pullback car toys produced by Takara Tomy (formerly Takara). Known in North America as Penny Racers, they were introduced in late 1978 and have seen multiple revisions and successors since. The name comes from the Japanese term choro-choro, meaning "dash around", as well as an abbreviation of the Japanese borrowing from "cute" (kyūto) to connote their petite size."
ClockTamer: I love seeing the cracks appear in the windshield when you go under lights
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: so is the demolition derby aspect of other drivers' AI just a coincidence or
TheMerricat: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Some of the drivers are tuned to be very aggressive.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn The aggression is actually set at zero
malsareus: perhaps this is a Civ Ghandi style bug?
loufghyslaufey: Heh?
TXC2: which was not a real bug
Shurtal: LOVED droppin the bom
e_bloc: I was just going to say what about stack overflow
SkylerRingtail: @TXC2 Was it not?
Sacrenos: Fun fact: that bug never existed
TXC2: SkylerRingtail nope, it was an urban myth
e_bloc: never let the truth get in the way of a good story
TheMerricat: "However, franchise creator Sid Meier and lead designer Brian Reynolds confirmed in later years that this never happened. The story was fabricated by internet users long after the original game's release."
TXC2: "we made it up"
TheMerricat: "The behavior: Gandhi did not inherently have a lower-than-average threat of using nukes. He played the game normally, but because India was coded to be highly advanced scientifically, he simply unlocked nuclear weapons earlier than other, less-developed leaders on the map."
margieargie: Yeah, people just remembered Gandhi being really nuclear in Civ 1 because it was so unexpected when it did show up
accountmadeforants: "It was invented by a writer"
TehAmelie: i understand it was Ghandi following the game logic to pursue peace with extreme prejudice
Arclight_Dynamo: What I never know is if Firaxis made it a thing after it became a meme.
Camthelion: "Have you ever ridden a bike? "Have you ever thoughg ghandi dropped nukes?"
Invitare: But then, how do you explain the chocolate stains?
e_bloc: it stops being the internet if someone isn't arguing
TXC2:
a third one of those dropped a few month back and I forgot what it was
Simonark: Hey, Some of the things that happen in chat do reflect reality, just by the law of averages
Boon_33: um ackshully, Frankenstein was the name of his sled.
AugmentingPath: Nah, that'll buff right out
ClockTamer: I don’t think I ever heard what Ian is driving
loufghyslaufey: Bold to assume any "Ghandi" in history doesn't wake up choosing violence one morning...(Boldly assuming that it'd be morning...)
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: how many pit lane violations by now
Arclight_Dynamo: Like, originally it was probably just that you note when Gandhi nukes you, because it seems wrong. So everyone remembers it, and it becomes a thing.
accountmadeforants:
And I've only just noticed the AE86 doesn't have the standard digital gauges (but I think that matches the ones used in Initial D?) https://i.imgur.com/K0kfkUL.png
badpandabear:
TheMerricat: @Simonark A stopped clock can be right twice a day, a fast clock can be wrong _forever_. :D\
ClockTamer: I’m wrong alot
accountmadeforants: Let's find out where the transmission of the pit crew is stored
LordZarano: @Boon_33 Frankenstein WAS the name of the monster cause Victor Frankenstein was the monster's father
TXC2: the "monster's" name is Adam
DanielJennaGrouse: don't pause the real world and the clock will remain correct
TheMerricat: Adam Frankenstein.
loufghyslaufey: "Pausing cars" doesn't happen upon the traffic light? IAN?
adept_nekomancer: Do we have a cat copilot this year?
Athelgar: i would have gone with Pentagruel
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordZarano Hmm.
baltimore_667083: alright back from lunch what did I miss?
NotCainNorAbel: I think you will find that Lord Byron is the real monster
TXC2: Merry Shelly was no coward and did not do subtlety
TheMerricat: Also chat, regarding the "Ghandi bug" - "The internet-wide rumor eventually became so famous that the developers at Firaxis decided to lean into the joke. From Civilization V onward, they purposely programmed Gandhi to have a notoriously high hidden rating for using atomic weapons, intentionally making the myth a real feature in the game."
Bright5park: Didn't a chinese car manufacturer recently patent a toilet built into the driver seat?
baltimore_667083: so the lavatories on diesel locomotives?
adept_nekomancer: @TheMerricat So a literal "it's not a bug, it's a feature".
TheMerricat:
@adept_nekomancer Yep.
Arclight_Dynamo: Given the existence of the Concorde, there is a non--zero number of humans alive today who have shat at supersonic speeds.
loufghyslaufey: Or an "arms sink", or something...
TXC2:
and then Luigi Mangione helped make Civ 6 playable
loufghyslaufey: "Arms Sink", (hisses) Oooh. The horrors I've just came up with..... MINE!
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh riiiight...
wedge_x: 4, even
ButButTheJesus: fun!
baltimore_667083: I think that’s called a speedrun
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, one held it.
TXC2:
by that logic, every human has shat at near light speed because of the expansion of the universe
Sarah_Serinde:
wedge_x: and, actually, they were going that fast at interface, so it counts
Arclight_Dynamo:
(That's a joke, yes. )
adept_nekomancer:
Shitting at supersonic speeds? Yes, I've also eaten at taco bell.
Sarah_Serinde: that would be so many days to do that...
wedge_x: mach 39 iirc
TehAmelie: it's true, velocity depends on your inertial frame of reference
e_bloc: thats right mandrake
AugmentingPath: I do not avoid space, Mandrake, but I do deny it my... essence
Texan_Reverend: Gotta protect our precious bodily fluids.
Sarah_Serinde:
loufghyslaufey: The "research purposes" bit
e_bloc: As human beings, we need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
adept_nekomancer: If we use the sun as a frame of reference, we're all shitting at supersonic speeds, since the Earth is orbiting at about 30 km/s
TehAmelie: now i want to cook eggs in microgravity
wedge_x: I'd have to look but I think low-residue is still the order
ButButTheJesus: uh
darkora:
ButButTheJesus: what why
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: brie sandwich?
loufghyslaufey:
, Yeah. Imagine it being just "Satellite rations"?
ButButTheJesus: who decided that
wedge_x: @ButButTheJesus steak and eggs? all protein, low-residue
wedge_x: not a lot of chance to go waiting to launch
adept_nekomancer: Or brieger, if you will.
loufghyslaufey: In case they made so many but didn't anticipate being up in space very often?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: uhhhhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ContingentCat: yes?
Saunabath: Is the brie burger like a cheeseburger where the cheese is brie? Or are the patty or buns replaced with brie slices?
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LadyAiluros: steak should be as rare as legally allowed lol
Texan_Reverend: I'm not sure "nice & sloppy" was what _all_ of chat wanted, but some...
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. It's a dairy-double-down. Got it.
loufghyslaufey: It is LRRMans, Ian; i mean, is this a question!
TehAmelie: and then you deep fry the whole burger?
Saunabath: Ok, I like brie, but not THAT much.
ContingentCat: yeah let's be reasonable with our brie buns
Bright5park: Now just replace the patty with a camombert or something
ClockTamer: president Bree is for non-cowards
LadyAiluros: and you have to have a fairly firm brie I would guess?
wedge_x: frankly the best steak and eggs is a slightly thinner ribeye on the hard side of medium
Arclight_Dynamo: Smoked cheddar, I'd think...
AdamYMHMI: "It's Cheeses All The Way Down" Burger
realbadatthis_: did we just get passed by a SD AE86?
MWGNZ: do we grill the inner brie before assembly?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @realbadatthis_ Probably
TXC2: !updog
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fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is better than most roadtrip conversations I've ever been in
wedge_x: which parts, Ian
Arclight_Dynamo: Happy Pride!
TomatoKigu: …you ok there lrrbot?
margieargie: It's June, that's fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu No
Creideiki_SE: I feel that we're inventing the "brie-ouch" burger.
ContingentCat: now we have a before clip for the highlights for the mahyem that will follow
TXC2:
if pride was before fall it would be in September
Bright5park: In fairness with Pride being in June, it *always* comes before the Fall.
DanielJennaGrouse: is magic motion the setting that makes your race look like a soap opera?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Creideiki_SE Isn't that just giving someone with lactose intolerance a brie burger?
TehAmelie: i thought the most decadent burger was that one i saw Gordon Ramsey make where he bathed each individual part in butter and then squeezed a thick mix of sauces onto each layer, but cheese buns. . .
LadyAiluros: dippy eggs!
e_bloc: runny yolk is imperative
Simonark: If you are doing a show of lions and an English 80s Post-punk band the audience gets confused. Never exhibit a pride before The Fall.
Arclight_Dynamo: I think I want mushrooms and steak sauce with a steak and eggs...
Texan_Reverend: @tomatokigu Those are dog hours.
Bahumot: Just joining! How many 'unconventional' vehicles are still in the race?
Creideiki_SE: @Thefluffiestguineapig If your brie still has lactose in it it's insufficiently mature.
Bright5park: @TehAmelie Sure that was Ramsey, and not Julia Child?
InconsiderateHat: I once ate at a very nice restaurant and the poached egg was the most perfect egg I'd ever eaten, it was great.
TehAmelie: yeah, i know his face
TXC2: !lrrmancars
Bahumot: Thank you LRRbot!
RealGamerCow: I have been thinking about poaching an egg in miso soup but haven't yet.
LadyAiluros: I fotgot how much good food discourse happens during this stream; luciky I have butter chicken marinading in the fridge
ContingentCat: !gant
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LadyAiluros: trying to decide if I have the spoons to make naan
ContingentCat: I've made egg drop soup with miso soup and it's good
Strebenherz: Gant gant
TehAmelie: i'm going to a fancy restaurant tomorrow where they offer inner thigh of Swede, tartar. okay it's probably not long pork but that's how they frame it on the menu
TheOrigamiGamer: LRROuch after that bumper
ContingentCat: Everyone has to eat, might as well find a way to enjoy it
LadyAiluros: IKR
JankTierGaming: please forgive my dumb question but i don't see a timer: how long has the stream been going/how much time is left?
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:15:37.
Creideiki_SE: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 1d, 12:49:27.
MWGNZ: breathing is more enjoyable after your sinuses finally clear
adept_nekomancer:
Food, transit, and occasional critique of capitalism are a part of the LRRmans tradition.
JankTierGaming: thank you!
InconsiderateHat: Speaking of which: I just picked up 4.5kg of apples for $5. What should I make? (I already have a lot of ideas but this is a good chat to catch more.)
TXC2: JankTierGaming we'll go until 7am local tomorrow
DanielJennaGrouse: speaking of various ways to make eggs, I need to try the José Andrés omelette (an egg, whisked up with a spoonful of mayo, bit of butter, microwaved)
RealGamerCow: One of my favorite tiktok channels is two guys who spin a wheel of countries and go find a place that serves that food in NYC.
JankTierGaming: awesome! give me a fun way to start the day tomorrow
TXC2:
adept_nekomancer only occasional?
TehAmelie: apparently the critical mass of printed books was reached within a decade of the printing press spreading in Europe
IbunWest:
How goes the 
InconsiderateHat: ooOOOoooo
Bright5park: Maybe try to bribe a Shinigami with those apples?
Welbog: Damn I love my mandolin
adept_nekomancer: @TXC2 Well, we have to save some time to discuss horse transmissions.
TheOrigamiGamer: I work at a ramen restaurant. We have a tonkotsu ramen with a black ball of miso and squid ink with a yogurt sauce on top. It’s really delicious 😋
Strebenherz: @TehAmelie Critical mass?
TXC2: adept_nekomancer good point
Simonark: Tarte Tatin
ContingentCat: speaking of a brie burger, apple and brie go great together
JankTierGaming: actually, i just remembered a question about racing game stuffs that the chat might be able to answer: what is a decent/good racing wheel for pc that isnt $250+?
InconsiderateHat: I'm nervous around pastry and pie dough but I do love the results when other people do it
Datnade012: Om nom nom nom
TehAmelie: where it would be infeasible to read everything written in a lifetime
southpawx7n: Is there nobody in the office who can spell you for a bit so you can go and get food?
Texan_Reverend: Apple cinnamon rolls and apple cinnamon bread are super tasty. Apple cinnamon bread can also be made into delicious French toast.
Strebenherz: @TehAmelie Ah ok
malsareus: food is good
AdamYMHMI: The galette is one of my favorite apple desserts currently. thin layers of apple, then a slightly thin crepe/cake batter poured over it. Bake, then cool completely. Delicious
ClockTamer: if ToQger has taught me anything it’s that imagination can solve anything! just imagine eating a delicious meal and your hunger will go away!
malsareus: i vote Yaki Udon
Texan_Reverend: !wheel
Welbog: A critique of soups, by George R R Martin
LadyAiluros: but lik good ramen ot pho is not something I want to do at homoe
AdamYMHMI: I'm 100% certain people who critique soup as a value proposition do not make soup.
JankTierGaming: Sid Meier's Splinter Soup
Creideiki_SE: One of Immanuel Kant's less-known works, "Critique of pure soup".
ContingentCat: yeah a good bone broth makes it worth it
Arclight_Dynamo: You know what has a lot of calories and nutrients for cheap? Unseasoned, boiled lentils.
InconsiderateHat: @Texan_Reverend Feel free to dm me a recipe or direct me to a good one. I do have bread flour currently.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm looking for better
LordZarano: That should be in !advice. "Respect the broth"
Thefluffiestguineapig: And in bad advice "soup is just toppings"
RealGamerCow: That's why I try to find ramen places that *just* do ramen. Then you know the broth is goid
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: why are we leaving lentils unseasoned
LadyAiluros: or like fried - i'd rather go out for fried and not have my house smell like fired for a eek
LadyAiluros: week
Camthelion: granny smith one of the best apples
InconsiderateHat: *makes notes*
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Jasoman: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn why is your name so long, some questions just do not have answers.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Jasoman mine does, it's a fibonacci sequence
ContingentCat: that does sound good
Jasoman: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn fair enough
LordZarano: ガント
Strebenherz:
@fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn
Creideiki_SE: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
AdamYMHMI: Pile of Brown is my favorite home cooking style
ButButTheJesus: GANT
adept_nekomancer: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I never thought to count the letters. Now I know.
theblakdeth: I used to eat Nerds individually
DanielJennaGrouse: roasted lentils over top of some rice? incredible
SkylerRingtail: Is it a hot brown or cold yellow summer?
DiscordianTokkan: Glass of Egg
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @adept_nekomancer i really really thought it would be a dead give away when I thought of it originally
TXC2:
it's very cold yellow here in the UK so far this year
Texan_Reverend: @inconsideratehat I'm afraid I only know that they are tasty. I do not know how to prepare them. However, if you cook up some softened apples in a pan, you can add them to any other cinnamon roll or cinnamon bread recipe at the stage where you baste the dough with cinnamon butter and roll it up.
RealGamerCow: Hot brown is a good sandwich
Creideiki_SE: I still sometimes think about Cameron's reaction to the phrase "a well-aged brown" from Control.
ClockTamer: I just ran out of cold yellow
Simonark: A Hot Brown IS a food item in the US.
Simonark: Open-faced Turkey and bacon sandwich with a cheese sauce
ButButTheJesus: time to E G G
brainbosh: I have had his recipe eggnog 1 year later
adept_nekomancer:
@fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I'm hardly one to speak... I thought the cat pun would be more obvious than it was.
ContingentCat: I am not that trusting
loufghyslaufey: "EGG-VENTURE CRIME...!!"
theblakdeth: When I think summertime, I think egg nog
baltimore_667083: nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm still tilted that I found the perfect eggnog recipe some years ago... then LOST IT.
Bright5park:
Pride Month is an excellent time to take care of your eggs.
NotCainNorAbel: I used to age my eggnog for two years.
Datnade012: Clone high reference, excellent
NotCainNorAbel: It became very think
brainbosh: I was sus but it was surprisingly still good
NotCainNorAbel: Thick
TXC2: wild that the guys who made clone high went on to make the spiderverse movies
RealGamerCow: My old roommate was from Kentucky made their own eggnog, with bourbon of course, and it was real good.
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LordZarano: If your eggnog can think, maybe don't drink it
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Bourbon is the secret to making it taste like actual eggnog.
theblakdeth: been enjoying Spider Noire so far
patbaer: can't believe that was my first gifted sub in here. Enjoy racing!
TXC2: as God intended
patbaer: (I gifted a sub)
ButButTheJesus: that way
Sarah_Serinde: to be fair, you're a bit distracted
adept_nekomancer: It's difficult to read chat and not crash. We're a road hazard.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Nobody knows how to read Twitch.
TXC2: not even Twitch
RealGamerCow: Iirc, this car did not have power steering?
TXC2: the 80's was power steering on german cars only I think
loufghyslaufey: "Doth "Twith" know'st how'st to read-dread self....?"
AugmentingPath: Was that JFK doing standup?
LurkerSpine: I would say the need for power steering is highly dependent on the car
LordZarano: ガーント
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Simonark: If you are feeling the road in your hand, you just went through the windshield.
TXC2: what was JFKs tight five?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The hazards are because they're in energy-recovery mode.
Arclight_Dynamo: If the car is designed for power steering, you want to have power steering. Ask me and Hyundai how I know that...
CaptainSpam:
I had a car without power steering. An '80 Pinto Wagon. Had to install a smaller racing wheel because my legs wouldn't fit otherwise. I'll take my power steering, thank you very much.
Simonark: His New Frontier speech was more of a Netflix special.
ButButTheJesus: "it is haaaahd"
accountmadeforants: Skip going to the moon and go to the sun
patbaer: Ian have you tried Forza Horizon 6? I'm usually not drawn to car games but driving around the Japanese countryside in kei truck is TEMPTING
kimmiekoneko: going to mercury, now THAT's hard
TXC2: "ich bein ein Berliner!" "He's a dohnut! get him!"
adept_nekomancer: As Watch&Play taught us, the Kei Truck is extremely powerful.
idontgetmyrealname: it is
idontgetmyrealname: worst it's ever been
patbaer: there IS a race against a gundam knock-off
iris_of_ether: Fridge update: thermostat wrangled and replaced. Little containers of water put in to confirm they don't freeze over. Cautiously optimistic!
fiftymcnasty: Forza 6 was very good, I recomend it
Arclight_Dynamo: The world has enough motor sport games. I want more motor leisure games.
TXC2: iris_of_ether here hoping!
RealGamerCow: I have seen people say driving through an empty Shinjuku is weird
theblakdeth: There is an Assetto Corsa server that does Togue racing which looks sweet
LordZarano:
@iris_of_ether 
loufghyslaufey: So wait. Do does Matt Groeing choosing a JFK "impersonator" to VA for "The Simpsons" Mayor just Groeing throwing shade at JFK without throwing it at.... JFK?
ClockTamer: should have been one other the mechs from that toonami anime about racing mechs
fiftymcnasty: Sorry I mean the new Forza Horizon 6
iris_of_ether: @TXC2 All else fails I just put the thing up on local sales sites as 'weird freezer' hahaha
TXC2: Forza horizon 6, 3 in Japan
MWGNZ: britan was 4, mexico 5, japan 6
ButButTheJesus: Forza Horizon 4 was Britain, 5 was Mexico, 6 Japan
RealGamerCow: @Arclight_Dynamo I have long wanted to make a time-distance rally game that rewards precision
TXC2: iris_of_ether smart
Arclight_Dynamo:
@TXC2 Beat me to it.
TXC2:
Arclight_Dynamo
LurkerSpine: Forza Horizon 6 is in Japan, 4 was UK, 5 was Mexico. I'm kinda bummed the regular Forza (the GT style one) didn't do so well
fiftymcnasty: Yes they do have the "here is so much to do" part that can be overwhelming
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 HA
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Oooh! Yes, please.
Strebenherz: @loufghyslaufey Checks out
Texan_Reverend: @janktiergaming While the most popular entry to racing wheels is probably the Logitech G920/G923. However, that's ~$300. For $150, you get the next best option - the Thrustmaster TMX - which happens to be Ian's wheel. The Thrustmaster has the added benefit of being able to upgrade the pedal set and add a traditional shifter if you end up getting really into racing games.
Texan_Reverend: My bad, Ian.
MWGNZ:
forza 6 doesnt have the fiat multipla 
loufghyslaufey: @Strebenherz Well I'm not that sure. Mayor Quimby kind of does.... sound like him!?
iris_of_ether: Turns out the car wanted to spin like a wheel, too
margieargie: @Texan_Reverend Hey, it's part of the fun of these streams, if Ian didn't get distracted by chat it wouldn't be nearly as fun
MWGNZ: but i have been doing drift tracks in a Unimog
SnackPak_:
everyone be less interesting so we don't distract Ian
TomatoKigu: Not sure I'd get either thrustmaster or logitech in 2026 when you can get a direct drive bundle from moza for the same price range.
Texan_Reverend: The Thustmaster TMX is particularly well regarded for its driving "feel" considering the lower price point.
Texan_Reverend: Thrustmaster*
ButButTheJesus: I don't like the manual shift settings in FH6, for whatever reason you can just change gears without using clutch pedal and there's no penalty. This is even with "manual with clutch" enabled. I think it has to do with the shifter moving to neutral first that allows it. But other games like Crew Motorfest require you to use clutch pedal properly (if you enable clutch and shifter correctly in settings)
TomatoKigu: Was thinking the 300 for G29/T300 mentioned before the TMX, but yes. 150 bucks is hard to beat
LordZarano: Colorado, French & Italian Rivieras, Australia, Scotland, Mexico, Japan
ButButTheJesus: yeah using the clutch pedal is not "enforced"
ButButTheJesus: whereas in Crew Motorfest it just leaves you in neutral if you don't clutch properly. I think in GT7 if will let you shift but it delays the gear engaging, iirc
Texan_Reverend: The fact that you can modify and upgrade the TMX to a notably better setup without full replacement is a big boon, and after doing so, you end up at about the same price as a Logitech G920. So, it's not like you have a big penalty in the end for going with the less expensive option.
Saunabath: Oh yeah that game looks intersting
TXC2: so my summer car, but plane?
Saunabath: sort of
wedge_x: I did an early playtest and managed to land first try... and then promptly braked too hard and flipped forward upside down. I complimented the researcher on their accuracy, much to his amusement
wedge_x: taildraggers, man
southpawx7n: I'd love to see that game on stream. Sounds fun.
SnackPak_: just like an old car, gotta pump those brakes
wedge_x: devs are doing a bangup job splitting realism and fun
TomatoKigu: Good thing the bollards do not exist
TXC2: bollards are a state of mind
loufghyslaufey: "Pinky Brake"? That sounds like it should hurt while you're executing a stop.
TXC2: Hello Heather
Texan_Reverend: Hi, Heather!
TomatoKigu: Howdy Heather!
Dreadelicious: Hi Heather!
southpawx7n: Heya Heather!
mtvcdm: Hi Heather
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ButButTheJesus: hi heather!
mtvcdm: Whose fault is that Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Heather!!
ErynTzun:
Oh hai, Heather! 
accountmadeforants: The small cars have Chihuahua energy
Strebenherz: Ian keeps getting run off the road
TomatoKigu: They're not so much aggressive as just…ignoring that you exist.
mtvcdm: They don't want you dead; they simply do not care if you live or die
LordZarano: GANNNNT
ContingentCat: happy pride
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
adept_nekomancer: I don't think I would trust a faerie ferry.
TXC2: ride implies a lack of control, that you are a passenger
Strebenherz: Gant? GANT GANT
Simonark: Not Brian Ferry.
TomatoKigu: Dolph Lundgren
Arclight_Dynamo: Chris Pratt, probably.
lenonn_2949: Gilbert Gottfried
Thefluffiestguineapig: Surviving?
iris_of_ether: Ian pls
TXC2: lenonn_2949 he is dead
Bright5park: If they revive anyone, then I hope it's Robin Williams so he can voice the King of Hyrule.
ContingentCat: yes?
ContingentCat: well
Camthelion: we didnt kill them
TXC2: Ian is wrong
loufghyslaufey: LeMans would keep score, sort of. The source or incident that causes the stop.
mtvcdm: Many people are alive Heather
accountmadeforants: Ian might be wrong, not sure
ButButTheJesus: can we please what? we cannot affect the Ian
ContingentCat: Yes Heather, Ian is wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: About what thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the list of that is extensive
ninja_theory_ashrams: Yeah, Chris Pratt, a man of a thousand voices. All of them just happen to be Chris Pratt
JohneyS: I've gotten a million ads for their podcast and they didn't mention one being dead.
BlueMechanic: the truth is there was only ever 1 Jonas brother and the other 2 were mannequins
accountmadeforants: No those were ghosts Heather but the Jonas brothers are still alive thanks to a deal struck with a necromancer.
ContingentCat:
the best missions
Thefluffiestguineapig: We on transmission 2 now?
LordZarano:
vickysaurus_mystax: Oh, are we doing transmissions again this year?
Ned_Flandalorian: oh no, the car's skeleton broke
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Thefluffiestguineapig That was 2.
margieargie: Dead transmission count is 2
adept_nekomancer: But we managed to not get a 5400 second penalty, which is something.
TXC2: Transmission 2 Electric HRTaloo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe it has Serge math hours
loufghyslaufey: Why is Pratt getting brought up over discourse of "Bowie" or said "Jonas's"?
TXC2: loufghyslaufey because he voices Mario in the latest movies
ninja_theory_ashrams: He's also Garfield
ContingentCat: We wouldn't snitch
loufghyslaufey: But he kind of let himself go, y'know? Ever since he "punched" "Thanos"?(Brolin?)
GhostValv:
accountmadeforants: That's a thing you can do?
ErynTzun: I would not know how to do that
thetoastmonster: There are streams of sleeping people, so can't be worse
SnackPak_: we only snitch to Heather, not to twitch
iris_of_ether: We only narc when it's funny
DeM0nFiRe: Already reported to Blizzard
TomatoKigu:
We have mods, it's moderated. 
TXC2: real members of chat wouldn't, but some troll might show up
adept_nekomancer: We love penalty time. "Cori gets a 5400 second penalty and then finds alternate stream content options" is one of my favorite LRRmans memories.
kimmiekoneko: i would narc on a narc tho
Simonark: I know I'm waiting for Ian to do a much more entertaining crime on stream than a bathroom break.
Bright5park:
I'll tell Jeffy personally.
ErynTzun: I WINRAR is U
ErynTzun: We are all WINRARS
thetoastmonster: win-wrar!
ninja_theory_ashrams: Win RAWR
ContingentCat: How often do you need to talk about winrar?
iris_of_ether: HARSH
loufghyslaufey: "Winrar"? Sounds like a name, really
ElevunWords: The world has moved on to 7-Zip
Strebenherz: Ian, WHY IS CHAT WINRAR
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I also want to know this
Simonark: Do.. ANY of us in chat want to be perceived if we can help it?
SnackPak_:
we're human shaped
loufghyslaufey: Do they visualize us...?
badpandabear: Not many people are close enough to discuss winrar
accountmadeforants: Big WinRAR Energy
TXC2: winwar-esque
malsareus: we function like Winrar?
ContingentCat: I can see it
DanielJennaGrouse: it's the colours of the icon
iris_of_ether: What if like those drawings of 'person' in games and comics where they're trying to not reveal who the criminal is?
ErynTzun: We're slightly better than WINZIP?
Ned_Flandalorian: we don't nag you to register us
LadyAiluros: we are a file cabinet with a clamp? (IIRC)
thetoastmonster: I'm more PKZIP dot EXE
Bright5park: We have the vibe of books with a belt around them?
Arclight_Dynamo: Stacked coloured books = stacked coloured usernames. It makes sense.
wedge_x: idk I think I'd be ok comparing Heather to possibly the most useful windows program in history
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ErynTzun: I'd rather 7ZIP because it means I'm eternally o7
ninja_theory_ashrams: "I am the video word made flesh. Long live the new flesh."
Bright5park: Now that really whips the llama's ass!
Camthelion: i was htinking winamp earlier
TXC2: lrrchat whips the llama’s ass?
malsareus: not a horde of Nintendo Miis?
Simonark: Some of us want to see ourselves in a more compressed way than real life offers, sure.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @malsareus Like a rat king but of miis?
accountmadeforants: So, not to be too pedantic, but I don't think the WinRAR Icon and a WinAMP skin are a "physical form"
TXC2: nope, I'm 37
Camthelion: 41
Texan_Reverend: Many of us, yes.
loufghyslaufey: A Bunch of.... "Arm Sinks" typing aimlessly across a finite rigged suspended keyboard screens? Pass it down, Chat?
Bright5park: Not *yet*
UnknownFriday: Yes, actually.
mtvcdm: 41
loufghyslaufey: Oh, we are?
Texan_Reverend: Being alive to have played it.
RealGamerCow: I picture chat as the nematodes from sponge bob
ErynTzun: Nope try +10 years lol
iris_of_ether: Harsh but fair
mtvcdm: At some point we should think about maybe trying to attract younger viewers
Texan_Reverend: And purchased one with their own dollars.
LordZarano: ǤĀṈŦ
mtvcdm: IAN
Strebenherz: Gant GANT
iris_of_ether: We got up at like 3AM to get our Wii!
ArtDecoSunburn: My birthday was Tuesday. I turned 44.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, you're frequently acquainted?
TXC2:
mtvcdm looking at what passes for "youth" entertainment, lets maybe not
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn belated happy birthday
loufghyslaufey: Nobody out there can do better than "Marketplace"?
Texan_Reverend: I wish Marketplace wasn't the primary option for local secondhand sales, but it is.
accountmadeforants:
I'm so glad my country already had a "Marketplace" website everyone used long, loooong before Facebook came about, so I don't have to use Facebook for anything! (The site is just "Marktplaats" which means exactly what you think it means )
Camthelion: Texan: same. Cl seems to have died
mtvcdm: @TXC2 oh that's like 6, 7 things
TXC2: Facebook is where people's grandparents are
ArtDecoSunburn: Danke. Actually, it was Wednesday. The tenth.
loufghyslaufey: @Camthelion Oh, I get it now. C.L.?
thetoastmonster: There must be an age range of people that were too old for facebook, and then too young for facebook
adept_nekomancer: Yeah. I left Facebook around the time that my parents and uncles became more active on it than I did.
Texan_Reverend: @loufghyslaufey Craigslist
Camthelion: @loufghyslaufey craigslist
ArtDecoSunburn: @Texan_Reverend The same way Craigslist swallowed up classifieds.
TXC2: mtvcdm oh you
ErynTzun: I am an old I guess, and I've ditched nearly all social media. Never used FB it was always something to avoid to me.
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, I picked on on it. I get it.
ErynTzun: You can make a Mii profile yes you just click on it and you can make one
accountmadeforants: You can definitely make a Mii because I used that technology to create a horror beyond our comprehension for my profile pic
ErynTzun: I never use it because of all the free other things you can get from Nintendo Online, right now I've got Peakychu from Pokopia
Arclight_Dynamo: @accountmadeforants Biblically-accurate mii.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun I avoided it for many years precisely because I was around when it was created. I knew Mark Zuckerberg and his rivals. "Why would I join this dumb website Mark from Elliott House made?" One of my roommates proud to be The Facebook user number 13.
SkylerRingtail: Or when one of them runs into us, as the case has been
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you ask chat?
Travilogue: I was on the Nintendo website the other day and it prompted me to make a Mii, but I can't find it now
loufghyslaufey: On PC?
thetoastmonster: challenge accepted
Travilogue: Oh wait, there it is, right in front of the platinum points
xantos69: Are you going to say you have never done that yourself?
thetoastmonster: don't give Cori ideas like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori will do it
margieargie: Can't give them a 5400 second penalty?
loufghyslaufey: Or co-stream, like an... indie stream? For this specific event?
ButButTheJesus:
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what kind of rhythm crossover episode is this
SkylerRingtail: Right-o. Off for weekend board games. Good luck with the racing!
Wolfstrike_NL: Ian, is there a special drink or anything to celebrate the 10th year?
ArtDecoSunburn: @SkylerRingtail Enjoy games.
TXC2: so long SkylerRingtail stay safe
wedge_x:
I'd love to have a mod where I could come in in a helicopter over the track or something similar
baltimore_667083: oh hello Heather!
LordZarano: ᚌᚐᚐᚅᚈ
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stay safe and enjoy SkylerRingtail!!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Wolfstrike_NL A sidecar? That's a vehicle-themed drink.
loufghyslaufey: Then or/not raid off to stream observing Asseto Corsa via LeMans format?
RealGamerCow: Even a new Rhythm Heaven
TXC2: any could happen in the next half hour!
adept_nekomancer: There have been so many good games this year. Including amazing rhythm games.
TXC2: I have 2 games on wishlist: silksong and balatro
ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn At the start it was a place for college kids only, then it evolved into the place where a lot of misinformation was spread. And now well .... Myanmar. Zero reason to support a place like that.
kimmiekoneko: that egg sushi is going places
RealGamerCow: Last I checked i have 550 games on my wishlist
NorthstarTex: back from afk chores, how fares the field?
Arclight_Dynamo: A computer judging me is like a cat watching me change. There is no shame.
TheOrigamiGamer: I think it was Yakuza Dead Souls where the police let Kiryu through a blockaded part of kamurocho and the crowd are like Yondaime. it was so funny 😆
goatprince: 37? at the same time?
TXC2: goatprince in a row even
loufghyslaufey: I missed if- no, when Chillpoint or Checkpoint covered the Steam Deck price bumps; was that barely a month ago?
accountmadeforants: Please distract Ian for us Heather, you're our only hope
TXC2: loufghyslaufey sounds about right
idontgetmyrealname: I am SO excited
ArtDecoSunburn: Algorithm: "Carbon Life Form Ian's download selections are exceptionally haphazard, even for a non binary lifeform."
RealGamerCow: Oh! Ian, have you tried out the Deadstick alpha? I know you had been interested
idontgetmyrealname: I'm still so confused about it and why it's a Gundam
TXC2: !findquote gundam
LRRbot: Quote #2596: "Gundam need some Dark Souls stuff." —Beej [2016-05-23]
AugmentingPath: Wow, cool robot
wedge_x: "wow cool robot" meme
TomatoKigu: All I know about Gundam is that Gundam is yuri.
idontgetmyrealname: yes that is exactly how I feel about
LordZarano: I count 20 game showcases all in
GhostValv: I saw the V fin and I still wasn't sure it was Gundam
chaos5896: @TomatoKigu witch from mercury?
wedge_x: legally distinct Piper Cub
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Yup. It went from "Why would I join a website created by a guy whose toga partiesI went to?" to "How can I conscience a harmful agent of misinformation?" The whole Rohynga and Burma example is just the most horrifying. Algorithms to genocide.
TomatoKigu: @chaos5896 That too, but also in general.
LordZarano: ႢႠႬႧ
Arclight_Dynamo: Are they real planes, or are they video game made-up planes?
wedge_x: @Arclight_Dynamo it's a pretty accurate Cub-esque
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, cool!
RealGamerCow: I think the name is made up but they are modeled after real ones.
ButButTheJesus:
100 ooh wait Heather is like the Rally car passenger, only instead of "left 6 into right 4 tightens" its "hey chat I was right about the Gundam"
TomatoKigu: Ah warthunder
thetoastmonster: Warframe?
GhostValv: War Thunder
mtvcdm: War Thunder
thetoastmonster: Ah Warthunder, OK
RealGamerCow: I really enjoyed the alpha of Deadstick and I'm not a flight Sim person
mercano82: War Thunder, it’s come up on Checkpoint before
GhostValv: "It's been [0] days since a War Thunder caused intelligence leak"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeeaaaaaah
TXC2: "we're Boeing to kill you"
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, I get defence contractor ads on bus stops around here... stupid G7 capital...
margieargie: Boeing's one you definitely don't want to see, especially if it's on the plane you're about to fly on
loufghyslaufey: Oh. The one about.... "hypothetical schematics"? Allegedly...?
loufghyslaufey: Is that the one?
AugmentingPath: Ah, Well There's Your Problem
ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn They're not just irresponsible in how they handled those situations, they're sinister.
wedge_x: lol wow
AziraphalesShop: I love WTYP so much
TXC2:
I have not worn a polo in over 20 years
TXC2: AziraphalesShop same
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo Ha. I can relate. I work in a museum sponsored by the military industrial complex. The whole thing could be seen as a shrine to Boeing, Lockheed, and Raytheon.
Camthelion: ahahaha
ErynTzun: I just hang them up if needed or steam them if needed, never need an iron.
margieargie: Happy pride!
goatprince: thank god
ButButTheJesus: speaking of straight
mtvcdm: The straights are not okay
ErynTzun: Nope only Bis, I'm a right angle
LordZarano:
Strebenherz: Happy pride
TXC2: pretty sure a straight wheel doesn't work
DanielJennaGrouse: it's a joke
Arclight_Dynamo:
@ArtDecoSunburn I was definitely getting Raytheon targetted ads a while back, yeah...
arcaedethefae: sadly, just a joke
TehAmelie: straights are so underpowered anyway (in Balatro) (wink)
niccus: we're up to the point where the joke is to say that it's not a joke
patbaer: it's a GOOD joke
ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun There were less avaricious people in the hunt to create social media at the time -- including other classmates I knew -- but they lost out or got bought up.
ErynTzun: It would be a very Balatro thing to do but I've not seen evidence
SnackPak_: o7 Pharaoh Sanders
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo The wrapping of DC Metro stations in ads aimed at twenty buyers at the Pentagon, DHS, and OMB is unnerving.
Arclight_Dynamo: Why do they never do that for, like, Arbor Day?
loufghyslaufey: Which gets me thinking "Ian must love his local Mens' Warehouse...", incidentally. Or wherever Ian's preference is to get dripped from.
ButButTheJesus: @ArtDecoSunburn agreed
Arclight_Dynamo: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, Canada's currently looking to buy new submarines and fighter jets. The ad blitz is *something.*
AugmentingPath:
Yakuza is for life, not just for Christmas 
loufghyslaufey: That's my fault. Just assuming...
loufghyslaufey: They are!?
loufghyslaufey: Even Ichiban's "Like a Dragon"?
Arclight_Dynamo: @ArtDecoSunburn Especially fun is to look at the bus stop just outside the PMO. That's an ad for one guy.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo I always wanted one of those bad holiday-themed ensemble romance movies around Arbor Day, with a Black Eyed Peas song and everything.
TXC2: is Canada not in the F35 program?
Camthelion: Zelda: Ocarina of Christmas
Arclight_Dynamo: @TXC2 That is a complicated question that is best not discussed in this chat...
Thefluffiestguineapig:
An allegory of an allegory
LordZarano: ᚵᛆᚿᛐᛐ
loufghyslaufey: Wait. How does that make sense for "Isshin"? Ian? Chat?
Marvoleath: Like Die Hard us a xmas movie series
TXC2: Arclight_Dynamo fair enough
adept_nekomancer:
Yoshi's Island? It's about screaming children on Christmas morning.
loufghyslaufey: Yakuza: Isshin?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo Like the TV ads for Archer Daniel Midlands that aired on "Meet the Press." Those were exclusively aimed at undersecretaries.
ErynTzun: New keyboard, installing silents switches for work. I love keyboards but i hate this part. Still considering ordering Silent Shrimps and thus repeating this part I hate.
Arclight_Dynamo:
@ArtDecoSunburn Exactly!
goatprince: man date?
loufghyslaufey: "...new born king"?
TXC2: timmy whimmy ?
ContingentCat: @goatprince happy pride
mercano82: But how can babies steer go-karts?
Arclight_Dynamo: @ArtDecoSunburn That's the other fun thing about living here - a *large* number of those Hallmark Christmas movies are filmed here. Beautiful little "American" town? Filmed an hour outside Ottawa.
loufghyslaufey: The Galaxy movie kind of switches it up....
adept_nekomancer: The screaming was a strong incentive to retrieve them.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo I'm sure Musk will try to sell an untested combined submarine fighter jet.
ErynTzun: Yeah that screaming really was annoying, played with volume down or off
adept_nekomancer:
Also a fair response.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also a Silksong thing with screaming
mercano82: The plot of Yoshi’s Island is Kamak the Wizard intercepted the stork delivering baby Mario, and the Yoshis decided to help the@
TXC2: I'm in the submarine, I'm in the fighter jet, I'm in the combination submarine and fighter jet and not a damn thing works!
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
chaos5896: i hope you are staying hydrated, friend!
TXC2: hello ElementalAlchemist welcome
adept_nekomancer: Now I'm thinking of Silksong as a christmas game, because you're trying to build the Fleas a place where they can celebrate their holiday festival in peace.
BlackIsis: wow, I cannot believe you'd say that about HAL
Mischievous_Catgeist: 3
loufghyslaufey: What the Mario Galaxy movie was missing was at the very ending, to have a title card nod to "Super LUIGI Galaxy....!"
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
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loufghyslaufey: Heather should rewatch Adventure Time...
ErynTzun: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if the way is hazy. You gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can't be laaaazy!
DrakoniteDev: they canonically take a vacation (super mario world) between sm3 and sm64
DanielJennaGrouse: decay exists as an extant form of life
Mischievous_Catgeist: kl490000000000000000000000000oi5
loufghyslaufey: Like, The Candy Kingdom even existing....!?
adept_nekomancer: @Mischievous_Catgeist cat-like typing detected?
Mischievous_Catgeist: apologies kitten on keyboard
baltimore_667083: kitty!
loufghyslaufey: Just like... (NOT) "Avatar."
loufghyslaufey: Do I mute?
ProcyonFlynn: And then they get out the Guillotine, right?
ContingentCat: I keep mistaking new pixar stuff for AI because so much imitates their style
loufghyslaufey: Nevermind. I took my earphones off.
TXC2: be friends with those people, and then ruin them
RatherLargeToad: They did have a regicide, though
ArtDecoSunburn: @BlackIsis Sorry, Dave.
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margieargie: Pixar presents: The Robespierre Story!
loufghyslaufey: I do intend to see it soon
ArtDecoSunburn: Animated Robespierre with his fun calendar shenanigans.
loufghyslaufey: @margieargie ....."Who!?"
TXC2: "where's the character’s blood?" Asks Khorn, the chaos god of blood
baltimore_667083: not with that attitude
loufghyslaufey: Is Richter's "Hopper-Talk" done Chat?
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Marat could have a fun musical number in a bathtub. The Thermidorian Reaction could be sung by lobsters.
Marvoleath: OK, but straight to Tarantino levels of bleeding, accept no in-between
LordZarano: གནཏ
TXC2: loufghyslaufey seems like
RealGamerCow: Better Than Before
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo Sometimes he has to go deep cut.
loufghyslaufey: The Internet had "notes" about Laufey...
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mercano82: I’m interested in Iron Nest, an artillery simulator set in a walking battleship turret.
ArtDecoSunburn: @loufghyslaufey Is that an Edward Hopper-themed podcast set over coffee in a diner?
TXC2: loufghyslaufey misogynist chuds have a hissy fit over the mere existence of woman
ArtDecoSunburn: @mercano82 The Angry Birds escalated?
xantos69: You can't go out in the sunlight Ian.
Arclight_Dynamo: Dracula, HVAC technician.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: kinda stops at the door though
TomatoKigu: How do vampires work with rented apartments anyway
TXC2: Vampire rules work depend on the writers ideals
adept_nekomancer: @Arclight_Dynamo Actually, now I'm thinking that vampires might be able to make good money being sysadmins doing calls to repair servers at like 3am.
loufghyslaufey: Sounds like something that "What We Do in the Shadows" may have glossed over...
TXC2: TomatoKigu they have to ask the renter, vampires don't respect the ownership of landlords
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu The building manager has to invite them in?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo 0.o Also some already are
Marvoleath:
@adept_nekomancer That's the main archetype for Nosferatu in VtM
ArtDecoSunburn: Could Zillow invite you in? Cursed algorithms!
TomatoKigu: …vampires being landlords is a great idea
Arclight_Dynamo:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
mercano82: How does invitations work with an AirBnB?
RealGamerCow: I like the "welcome mats were invented by vampires as a loophole" joke
BlackIsis: hrm...what about condos
loufghyslaufey: D'ya think "Not a Drop to Drink" writer's room would attempt a "delivery driving" session?
adept_nekomancer: Your landlord inviting vampires in is one of the many hazards of the rental system.
loufghyslaufey: By any chance?
loufghyslaufey: #DiceFriends
TomatoKigu: Your landlord being a vampire means that sooner or later you'll invite your landlord
Marvoleath: I like the approach that most vampire lore is misinformation spread by vampires
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @Marvoleath 'mmmm garlic'
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer I'm sure DOGE got rid of the anti-vampire renter protection bureau of HUD.
goatprince: he's say THANK YOUUUU
Thefluffiestguineapig: HAHAHAHA
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath Vampires actually love garlic. Stakes through the heart make them stronger.
TomatoKigu: "The triforce of…shit"
adept_nekomancer: @ArtDecoSunburn I could see that. Elon seems like someone who would cater to the vampire lobby.
ProcyonFlynn: Break up like our poor windshield
loufghyslaufey: @Marvoleath Like the sun doesn't "kill" them. The log of them are preferrably Nite Owls via "Batromancy" or something.
TXC2:
David lynch? or Gilbert Gotfilde?
adept_nekomancer: "this is 2026... the best I can do is the triforce of inflation"
ButButTheJesus: aw, my heart doesn't enable lasers
loufghyslaufey: Ian parodizing Gandalf?
PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong clip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can....can we have bingo cards?
TXC2: !updog
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SnackPak_: we have plenty of time for bingo
TomatoKigu: Why does david lynch sound like gilbert gottfried channeling the grand nagus??
Shadowsoflife: yup
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath Did that make it into the 1990s Fox tv adaptation of that franchise?
TXC2: !discord
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ClockTamer: this is my first year…
loufghyslaufey: *The lot of vampires being nite owls
loufghyslaufey: Also, Discord? Crap.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Too much time huffing spice on the "Dune" set.
ClockTamer: I’ve already had a nap this stream, I am not strong
goatprince: ian speaks as if he doesn't make a new year's predictive bingo card
mtvcdm: Every bingo game I've ever seen ends in half the room screaming 'fuck' and 'oh no'
TXC2:
making your own bingo cards might LOWER your odds somehow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let me figure out the program another channel uses, because then we could remake Let's Nope and W+P bingo potentially
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Sounds correct for UK bingo
RealGamerCow: I have gone to a bingo hall in an actual casino and it was *stressful*
loufghyslaufey: No, "Crap." Is just my reaction. Discord didn't have to be crap however.
TXC2:
loufghyslaufey and yet it choose to be crap anyway
thetoastmonster: Where's my elephant? Where's my elephant!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey o7
mtvcdm: Can you keep it as a business manager
ArtDecoSunburn: @loufghyslaufey In that case, most of my college roommates were vampires through Circadian rhythms alone.
RealGamerCow: they were auctioning Big Bird
ContingentCat: big big bird
TXC2: that you know of
Arclight_Dynamo: Goose is an appointment meal.
A_Dub888: Hello friends, how’s the road treating us?
ArtDecoSunburn: @mtvcdm That must be some Methodist church basement.
TXC2: as a British person I have eaten horse meat
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
SnackPak_: Big Bird must have a huge prayer mat
Thefluffiestguineapig: They've had Muslim guests before
Bright5park: Sounds plausible. I mean, we never saw Big Bird eat pork AFAIK
TomatoKigu: I ate a lot of horse as a kid. Tasty stuff.
adept_nekomancer: Horse sushi sure is a concept
realbadatthis_: I've had camel, it is pretty nice
TheOrigamiGamer: name of the marble goose wheeler bought at the yard sale. what was the name?
TXC2: horse meat is called Kicker by the way
AugmentingPath: was it called Rawhide?
PharaohBender27: @TheOrigamiGamer Olive
TheOrigamiGamer: Ty
loufghyslaufey: Its not... tough? In texture?
TXC2: loufghyslaufey no, it's just VERY lean
TXC2: is horse meat
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park I would assume Big Bird is Suffi.
TomatoKigu:
There are so many delicious things to consume when you dare venture outside chicken and cow.
RealGamerCow: just usally on Tuesday evenings
goatprince: sorry heather
goatprince: my badf
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu As a friend once said, "I've got to eat them (animals) before they eat me."
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ian, it's surprisingly often you're driving without headlights...
hyralt: -squint- maybe it's a good time for another pit
loufghyslaufey: So was calf just always easier to farm?
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TXC2: loufghyslaufey yes, there's more meat per cow then per horse
loufghyslaufey: *rephrase, actually; more common to farm...?
TXC2: horse meat tended to be you ate it after the working horse died
Arclight_Dynamo: This is why F1 drivers don't drive day-to-day.
TomatoKigu: Getting a hypnic jerk trying to fall asleep, shouting "GANT!"
LordZarano: ꞬⱭȠꞆ
Shadowsoflife: GANT
adept_nekomancer: Please do not have the cars touch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
ContingentCat: Always get consent before touching cars
ArtDecoSunburn: Now how are the cars supposed to reproduce without touching, Ian?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Unfortunately, physical violence is inherent to cars.
adept_nekomancer: That would be an interesting road safety campaign. "Leave enough room between you and the car ahead of you for at least nine Jesuses end-to-end"
TomatoKigu: Another one bites the dust. o7
ButButTheJesus: Ian happens
margieargie: Transmission break count is 3
hyralt: Hooray! Headlights!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Addcount transmission.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn You managed to overcome your internal halts before me
loufghyslaufey: @ScrapyardGhostTrain I keep thinking it being inherent to physical fitness
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you. | to Ian
LRRbot: New quote #9599: "What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you." —Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
Thefluffiestguineapig:
HAHAHAHAHA
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm still on medical leave. I have no [expletives] left to give.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn It is more that when Heather is here, I fear where this will go
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ha! Heather is the chemical reagent acting as catalyst to the petri dish of chat?
Marvoleath: !control
LRRbot: Adam is in control.
adept_nekomancer: @ArtDecoSunburn Heather has chaos goblin tendencies, and chat has chaos goblin tendencies, so... kinda?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn No, to the Ian-ness of that previous idea. But please. prompt that
ContingentCat: as a lesbian yeah uhauling isn't a good idea
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot (Sings theme) "Charles in Charge, Adam in Control"
TXC2:
that could lead to murder
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Or maiming yes
loufghyslaufey: @Marvoleath Adam playing "Control"? Wait. That's what fascinates me today?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Especially if they each bring a large woodworking project.
adept_nekomancer: I'm an extravert and my partner is an introvert, and I have to remind myself of that more often than you'd think.
TXC2:
as an introvert, EVERYONE seems to be like that
mtvcdm: Yeahhhhhhhhh, I do not go socializing nearly as much as I probably ought to
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer As an introvert who when my spoons run out will end up going full specialist subject on normal people, it can seem like I'm an extrovert
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I just need to be by myself
Marvoleath: My best friend and I talk once a month on average
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like hell Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath My best friends and I mostly talk frequently about our animals
LordZarano: GAAANNNTT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm mostly tilted at my office extroverts making their needs my problem. Just... stop.
Shadowsoflife: GANT
TXC2:
I's love to be able to go special interest on someone, but I have never finished a sentence without being interrupted
ArtDecoSunburn: As someone who frequently interacts with politicians, seeing introverts who feed off interaction is fascinating. Bill Clinton was an extrovert who buried an introvert.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo -.- theeeeeerrrrraaaaappppppyyyyyyyy
mtvcdm: I'm like a hundred times more talkative online than I am offline
Arclight_Dynamo: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah, it's more that they need constant human contact, so they're pushing for everyone to return to office. For them.
TXC2: mtvcdm big same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo OH FUCK THEM
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Is the subject guinea pigs?
ContingentCat: a close of extrovers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Actually not specifically no
ContingentCat: *extroverts
DrakoniteDev: an annoyance?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate crowds
loufghyslaufey: @ArtDecoSunburn I'd... like that to sound not as bad as it could. Or would?
TXC2: ContingentCat evocative
mtvcdm: I didn't even bother with school dances, or really any school extracirriculars. I just wanted out of that building as quickly as possible.
adept_nekomancer: I want to say extroverts get the same collective noun as geese, but I don't know if there is one other than "flock".
Arclight_Dynamo: Being around people but not needing to directly engage is great.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gaggle of geese
Marvoleath: @adept_nekomancer isnt gander that?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Gander is a male goose
Marvoleath: or it was gaggle, maybe
ContingentCat: @Arclight_Dynamo I like that about the gym
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gaggle is the collective noun yes
TXC2: a flock of seagulls
loufghyslaufey: The first part. I wouldn't know what an extrovert burying an introvert should look like.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 A "YOU FUCKS" of seagulls yes
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig
ArtDecoSunburn: For what it's worth, Heather, people routinely wave me down because they think I'm someone else that they know. I apparently look like lots of other people.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Of Jonathan Livingston Seagulls.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn People don't wave me down but in certain areas apparently I look like one person but sound like another and constantly being told that gets grating
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn deep cut, nice
loufghyslaufey: "Ball it! You harding?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy having dead pan delivery because people will be terrified of what they think I'm saying seriously
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not socially competent enough to shit-talk.
ContingentCat: Self-awareness to not is important too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neurotypicals don't understand deadpan so often
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm sorry. That's when you should break out your specialized interest just because!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo For me I'm often not shit talking, I'm saying something so out of pocket that people thinking I'm serious is just.....come on man
KeytarCat:
Rhythm cafe looks weird today 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, but at that point it would just make everything worse
LordZarano: ꞠȺꞤȾ
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hello friend!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Weber, no!
loufghyslaufey: Social deduction? Like L.A. Noire? So I've heard?
hyralt: It bothers me when I'm good at lying in games. D:
chaos5896: fair point, heather
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hihi!!
TXC2: loufghyslaufey more like secret hitler et al
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt I don't have enough friends who want to play those games which is totally good with me
JDogg2K4: I can understand that feeling.
chaos5896: @TXC2 like among us?
TXC2: chaos5896 yes
ArtDecoSunburn: @chaos5896 Things like the Mafia/Werewolf school of misdirection.
Arclight_Dynamo: "The central game mechanic is picking up on social cues." I'm out.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I speak in actual facts and the problem is that when people realize that I'm working from logic, they just try to bluff but I can say "well here's the evidence"
accountmadeforants: Also see: Looking a fact up on my phone when I'm not sure.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Thing
RealGamerCow: unfortunately the way you take suspicion off of yourself is putting it on someone else, which I hate
hyralt: @Thefluffiestguineapig They were really popular in my friend groups for a while, but I'm glad the popularity has waned.
goateedave86: TBF I'd watch John Carpenter's Werewolf
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo Describes the game of the Georgetown cocktail circuit. Which I always loose.
TXC2: the trick to being a good liar is being known for honesty
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goateedave86 We have that, it's called The Thing
adept_nekomancer: I feel like you could improve the social deduction game by adding more objective information to the formula, so it's not just "which person sounds more believable"
Arclight_Dynamo: @ArtDecoSunburn That sounds *awful.*
ArtDecoSunburn: @goateedave86 The music would be good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 ^^ As an autistic person can confirm
goatprince: heather does exceptionally at Skull. and bluffing games.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Watching Heather play bluffing games is TERRIFYING
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone knows that Heather will just go for chaos
mtvcdm: A lot of people who go on reality TV shows choose, later on, not to watch their seasons back. They lived with a bunch of people who they know lied to them and talked crap about them and they actively choose to, no, I don't want to see any of that, we're out of there we're mostly friends now.
Marvoleath: @adept_nekomancer yea, many more advanced versions of 'werewolf' type of games usually do just that
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer But there is very little objectivity in human interactives.
Strebenherz: @TXC2 Can confirm
goatprince: literally you have you win every round for +7
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn As an autistic you can generally figure it out by just knowing people if you are good at the cold reading aspect
ArtDecoSunburn: Last night chat floated the idea that in the 1940s, Ian-Cori-Heather-Beej would have made a nice couples' bridge quartet.
chaos5896: i still applaud you for that heather.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which also makes it boring
RealGamerCow: I need to watch that VOD
goatprince: i need to watch that back
adept_nekomancer: From a stream perspective, I did like the dynamic of how the one person who was out each hand kind of became table friend for a round.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn What about now? On stream
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Float away. I'd support that.
TXC2:
I think playing bridge while driving might be beyound Ian's skill set
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Fair, although with Spider-Noir they could do a sepia toned stream
adept_nekomancer: If you had managed to win that round, it would have been the single longest clip in the highlight reel ever.
ContingentCat: hi Cori
baltimore_667083: hi Cori!
ButButTheJesus: hi cori!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Cori!
Shadowsoflife:
ArtDecoSunburn: Three of the imagined bridge foursome!
chaos5896:
Ian, please hydrate 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That grin is promising
LordZarano: 𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚃
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos5896 ^^^^^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Shadowsoflife: GaNt
ErynTzun: The cars must not touch!
Thefluffiestguineapig: gAnT
Dread_Pirate_Westley: g. a. n. t.
accountmadeforants: It's no 2024
adept_nekomancer: The transmission graveyard must be filled.
Thefluffiestguineapig: If she manages to lock the controls for 6000 seconds again yes
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Just gotta figure out the gear shifting.
TXC2: transmission 4 isn't it?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
LRRbot: New quote #9600: "Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops." —Ian [2026-06-13]
TXC2: Hello Cori
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @TXC2 Are you thinking about numbers?
wedge_x: hi bob
TXC2: Dread_Pirate_Westley noooooo?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm having a hard time hearing Cori
adept_nekomancer: The sea drive. It's how your computer helps you hydrate.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn I think Ian is having trouble with that as is
Thefluffiestguineapig: So I think Cori might need to repeat whatever nonsense you did when Ian leaves
SnackPak_: eepy transmission
adept_nekomancer: Well, we discussed horse transmissions earlier, so your transmission could get tired in that context.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Transmission is eepy like the owlets on another stream
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Contract shifting? He bids on successful attempts.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn ah I see
Strebenherz: Home from work just int time for CORI TIME
wedge_x: never need shoes
loufghyslaufey: And now...? Now chat?
RealGamerCow: I know someone who grew up in Hawaii and could only drive barefoot for the longest time
Strebenherz: Will Cori have such sights to show us? Only time and cracked windshields can say
TXC2: maybe pause the game?
TXC2:
accountmadeforants: Get the bonesaw
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Those sights might be upside down
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 No we don't want the timeline to get messed up again
ErynTzun: Are the pedals metal?
adept_nekomancer: Cori + Heather LRRmans stream will be the most exciting chaos.
hyralt: Pause the game? Does one pause Le Mans? Nay. And neither must one pause Lrr Mans.
TXC2: accountmadeforants ah good point
ClockTamer: you heard him Cori, crack a 6 pack
loufghyslaufey: Now... "LRRWo-Mans" hath officially... becometh.(...?)
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Just brick on the accelerator
margieargie: @ClockTamer It helps to take the edge off the anxiety of driving after all
hyralt: When in doubt, go flat out.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ClockTamer I'd watch LRR do "Crack a pack, crack a 6 pack"
adept_nekomancer: Only accelerate, no brake.
wedge_x: it's like we're putting Corin in the spaceship
SnackPak_:
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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wedge_x: just remember to bolt the door Ian
BraveOthello: Now go take a nap Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Am Cori ok?
ArdCollider: hi multi-bob
loufghyslaufey: @ArtDecoSunburn They don't call them "Pre-Prix" Kits no more?
adept_nekomancer: Hopefully Victoria, BC is less flammable than an Apollo spacecraft
ContingentCat: the moon has water?!
margieargie: I thought it was underground
TXC2: there's water on the moon to put the moonbase into?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah Ian's pained face
adept_nekomancer: @ContingentCat Actually yes! But mostly frozen in polar craters.
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer Depends on how much thoriated magnesium there is.
loufghyslaufey:
@ContingentCat The base lands from outer space!? 
1 raiders from Shurtal have joined!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Frozen water. Maybe.
TXC2: hello raiders
baltimore_667083: hi raiders!
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to nonsense
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn that'll have to do I guess
schordash:
SnackPak_: this is great ASMR
ArdCollider: Ian “it’s fuck” Horner
BraveOthello: Wall! Wall!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ArdCollider
schordash:
Strebenherz: That was less of a crash than i expected. practically not a crash
margieargie: That went well
wedge_x: FRONT TOWARDS MOUTH
Marvoleath: Ian cosplaying as pit-person
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Possibly a lot of helium, though. So that's fun. Balloon voices and MRI machines.
margieargie: A fun easter egg happens if you shift into 6th
TheOrigamiGamer: @wedge_x We need this as a label for all mics in Moonbase
ArdCollider: Cori heard there was a secret gate/ somewhere in her fogged-up state…
hyralt: Ah excellent short cut line
hyralt: Wow, really putting first gear to work
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Paul coming to help?
wedge_x: red's a good color right
ArdCollider: he can’t fit in there
Marvoleath: @Thefluffiestguineapig why is he holding a gun then?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And now you're laughing at Cori, that's a good use of time, nod nod
ContingentCat: it's called Cori driving
adept_nekomancer: Wait, are we not doing bumper cars now?
Strebenherz: Ian has been bullied off the road several times, bumper cars is a thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath From a certain perspective, putting this lap out of its misery is helping.
SnackPak_: is it working?
TXC2: !lrrmancars
ButButTheJesus: cori's unlocked the secret tech
ButButTheJesus:
adept_nekomancer: The sushi can and will attack you
accountmadeforants: Cori: The car-whisperer
public_key_reveal_party: it's the civ 1 ghandi issue, they are at no aggression but ian manages to reduce it by 1
ButButTheJesus: smoochies!
TXC2: Bye Ian
margieargie:
hieroglyphica: Go crazy?
public_key_reveal_party: chaos!
Travilogue: Right, Don't Listen To Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chaos?
NotCainNorAbel: Be good?
goateedave86: Abject chaos?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Never listen to Ian?
schordash:
PartyParrot
Marvoleath:
No smooches for chat?
goatprince: chat.... don't you just wanna be bad?
ContingentCat:
ButButTheJesus: chaos?
Bright5park: Full throttle?
Snowcookies: *pours gasoline onto chat*
ProcyonFlynn: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #2781: "Ooh! Fanny!" —Ian [2016-06-13]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Knees weak?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Arms spaghetti?
schordash:
on "normal"
LordZarano: GGANT
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
Marvoleath: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
ContingentCat: LA takes a lot out of people
accountmadeforants:
ButButTheJesus: GANT
ArdCollider: amazing. I got up to see Ian off and crashed back out until noon
ContingentCat: gant
TXC2: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: g: a: n: t:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Astramentha: literally constantly
schordash:
hieroglyphica: That's every time I close my eyes actually. It's called visual snow I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is your normal blood pressure?
ArdCollider: my tinnitus lets me know when the sleep is suboptimal
7gorobei: isnt that high blood pressure?
adept_nekomancer: DDR before bed is a hazard that way.
hieroglyphica: When my eyes are open it's just kind of a ghost nega static behind everything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @7gorobei Can be low
ArdCollider: visual snow isn’t always hypertensive
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hieroglyphica: Mine is from brainstem compression
TXC2: acid reflux is from a LACK of acid by the way
hieroglyphica: Also my tinnitus, same
goatprince: gaviscon: and the Gav is gone!
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 huh, TIL
ArdCollider: the new tums hotness is tums skittles, basically
schordash:
i love getting older and finding new ways travel can exhaust you 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 I should drink more battery acid. got it
schordash:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also stress can cause it
ContingentCat: oh god right that's coming
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat wait no....
adept_nekomancer: These days everything is a subscription service.
ButButTheJesus: preorder menopause
ArdCollider: perimenopause is a real challenge for the ad agencies
ArtDecoSunburn: That sounds like a terrible monthly subscription.
public_key_reveal_party: this stream bought to you by menopause box
adept_nekomancer: A successful lap! First try!
schordash:
ContingentCat: @ArtDecoSunburn it's a replacement for another bad monthly subscription though
ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party "Every night a surprise!"
schordash:
wedge_x: stupid little practice lap for my stupid mental health
Marvoleath: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
schordash: you know, road ballet
ArdCollider: I got “your bicep tendon now sucks” in a recent perimenopause patch and I am glad that rolled back
BraveOthello: Surprise sushi!
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat True. Trading one type of unpleasant pain for another.
adept_nekomancer: "I've heard of horse dancing, but not horse breakdancing"
wedge_x: like a good horse slow dance
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, vaulting is the one where you're on the horse doing gymnastics
schordash:
RealGamerCow: Its more car like
hieroglyphica: Turns out tendons are a young man's game
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat And you know all the "helpful" items in the boxes were designed by men with experiences of neither physical condition.
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz Thank you
schordash:
Strebenherz: @BraveOthello o7
adept_nekomancer: "I left my registration in the sushi"
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: le Woo le Woo
ButButTheJesus: we love our driver cori
Athelgar: well, yall did actually download this car. so its not like it would have regestration anyway lol
7gorobei: proof of game insurance please
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:00 PM
wedge_x: I'm gonna go do some more solidarity sparrow racing here
Strebenherz: You are a great driver, and Heather is a great codriver
TXC2: we get paid?
schordash:
hell yeah! i just woke up, in fact 
BraveOthello: Y'all are getting paid?!
goatprince: i'm here of my own free will. and also the money
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yeah, about that. My last check didn't arrive.
Camthelion:
Ill only stay if you correct Ian on my name
schordash:
also huh??
ContingentCat: wait what
schordash:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait what?
Strebenherz:
@BraveOthello Look i very much noticed nobody clipped that, and like.. if it doesn't make highlights whatever but that moment needs to be inflicted on others
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't get said NDA
BraveOthello: That's NDA is legally unenforceable in my jurisdiction!
ArtDecoSunburn: @goatprince I'm in it for the clout. And any dropped trade secrets.
goatprince: you can say you HAVE a salary, just not how much it is
adept_nekomancer: Wait, so I'm not supposed to talk about the box of smores?
TXC2: fuck that, Chat's in a union
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Thefluffiestguineapig: OH OH I have the bingo site!!
public_key_reveal_party: Chat, we need to unionize
schordash:
love that
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
schordash: i got like 5 peanuts
ArdCollider: I love that Savathûn’s VA is the union organizing baddie in the Among Us cartoon.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did someone want that for a LRRMans bingo/Let's nope new bingo and W+P bingo since they no longer work?
NotCainNorAbel: don't worry, I'm not discussing what happens here
wedge_x: *amazing*
ContingentCat: lol nice
accountmadeforants: That's a real thing I've had to tell some of my family yes.
ArdCollider: that’s fantastic
wedge_x: did they actually just wave you through on that?
BraveOthello: RIP
SnackPak_: o7
ButButTheJesus:
schordash: o7
adept_nekomancer: The transmission was on fire when we got here!
ContingentCat:
more trans missions
ArtDecoSunburn: @NotCainNorAbel Is that. Because you're the third brother who saw the whole Cain and Abel thing go down?
NotCainNorAbel:
iarethel0ser:
wedge_x: LMAO
ArdCollider: that’s so much worse!
RealGamerCow: Are you in non existent sixth?
SnackPak_: thats so good!
Bright5park: "Please put your bag into the tray so we can xray it..." "Absolutely not - I signed an NDA.
wedge_x: we're a real country stg
hyralt: Oh no. It's another Fabergé transmission
NotCainNorAbel: @ArtDecoSunburn I can neither confirm nor deny anything or nothing happened (but yes)
TXC2: transmission 5: you only trans twice
goatprince: press the button, gamer
adept_nekomancer:
It's not 5400 seconds, we're fine.
Wolfstrike_NL: O Cori, do you have any visual aspect you associate with chat?
SnackPak_:
the real Cori driving experience
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hyralt Are we already on another transmission?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And a penalty?
hyralt: We sure are
Marvoleath: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #6254: "Listen, I'm at the bottom of a pit, I don't have any room to argue!" —Adam, as Ugle [2019-07-29]
ArdCollider: it involved tacos and a police chase!
ContingentCat: can you?!?
TXC2: buy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No you can't
ButButTheJesus: if you try hard enough
ArtDecoSunburn: @NotCainNorAbel Understood. No wonder you're tight-lipped. Say hello to Lilith for me.
NotCainNorAbel: some are well preserved and others are fresh
mercano82: Bodies, slightly used
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends how close you watch for funerals
ContingentCat: Heather who's selling you bodies
BraveOthello: !findquote Cadillac
LRRbot: Quote #9596: "Cadillacs fuck!" —Ian [2026-06-13]
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh you haven't been shopping at the right morgues
Marvoleath: I don't think those bodies work that well with the red carpet
wedge_x: not knowing what's actually going on is a Holywood specialty
ArtDecoSunburn: Morgue grading.
WriterRaven flops into chat, somehow on a morgue slab
Snowcookies: They were probably trying to wine and dine you, or it was an elaborate pla to get you killed
xantos69: That is a very good joke. Well said.
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RealGamerCow:
Camthelion: Heather is just the GraveRobber from Repo
adept_nekomancer: And I'm pretty sure any body in a graveyard will not pass the 5 second rule.
Bright5park: Get the dead bodies graded, or grated?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Some will post videos on social media, sooooooooo
TXC2:
BraveOthello I somehow forgot that quote was from today
7gorobei: corpse library, check out a body for 2 weeks
RealGamerCow: Stabbed is very good
Driosenth: It is LA, It's cheaper to hire extras than exhume bodies.
Athelgar: its much harder to depringle a body too
RealGamerCow: Slabbed
NotCainNorAbel: I just cannot find dragon shields large enough
wedge_x: ( ~ girl double sleeve that body ~ )
mercano82: Live bodies, something’s gonna happen
ContingentCat: students do all have bodies
wedge_x: >.>
ArdCollider: we have inflatable bodies, @driosenth, and mannequin torsos.
ArtDecoSunburn: Have you looked into a career as an Edinburgh ressurectionist, Heather? The medical education cycle depends on you!
accountmadeforants: That's just auditions for movie extras
Camthelion: I need money, I dont need this flesh
accountmadeforants: Minus the cash
Marvoleath: @wedge_x sex ed told me not to double-sleeve my body though
Bright5park:
Sorry, can't tell you if I got one - I signed an NDA.
Strebenherz: PFFFT
goateedave86: Thats true to a worrying amount of industries
ContingentCat: depends what kind of "play time"
TheSeg: So, is this the Canadian version of Project Mincemeat?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @goateedave86 ^Yeah
hyralt: @Bright5park Very good.
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Bright5park That's more of a Sweeny Todd thing.
ContingentCat: Ahhh that makes sense
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pies were awful.
ContingentCat:
Bright5park: Ohh! Thanks @hyralt!
NotCainNorAbel: but the pies are amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: PFFFT
hyralt:
@Bright5park You're welcome!
ArtDecoSunburn: You wouldn't take a meat pie from Angela Lansbury?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
TheSeg: Todd was a third-party supplier to Ms. Lovet.
goateedave86: An arm and a leg
jvetting83: tuppence
schordash:
NotCainNorAbel:
TXC2: surely limbs are too big for pies?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 She grinds all the meat up
TXC2: the crust is the pie
ShaneLeeAtk: That's what the grinder is for
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 That's why you cut the vent holes in the top.
AugmentingPath: The politician's so oily it's served on a doily at one? That might be about the crust
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig ah, I've not read the book
Invitare: Stargazey Pie
accountmadeforants: Stargazey Pie but it's legs
ContingentCat: or bigger pie
BlueMechanic: Titus Andronicus?
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn oh the arm?
TXC2: *of
LordZarano: Desperate Dan cow pie
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stop thinking hard about numbers!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Similar to how 1 doesn't equal 0 next
e_bloc: 6,7,11
Thefluffiestguineapig: *yes
LordZarano: GAN'T
WriterRaven: GANT
accountmadeforants: @Invitare Fusion-Ha!
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adept_nekomancer: !gant
LRRbot: Weber, no!
Shadowsoflife: GaNt
Strebenherz: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
ArtDecoSunburn: @BlueMechanic That's what we call "family style" dining.
Bright5park: Or three in Binary
1 raiders from IanAllenBird have joined!
e_bloc: 1 x 1 = 2 according to terrance howard
RubikDarkwill: or 3 (in binary)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to the Heather and Cori talk nonsense
TXC2: hello raiders
adept_nekomancer: Math? On a *saturday*?
7gorobei: math is for the weekday
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Someone get these two on AM radio!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
This is a riff
e_bloc: and the 7th* day is the sabbath (probably, we cant count on the weekend)
adept_nekomancer: "I ran out of loonies on like day 6, so the rest is lego bricks"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying
Cptasparagus: brb googling looney tunes inflation
Shadowsoflife: good luck with that
Strebenherz:
@Cptasparagus
TXC2: Cptasparagus NOOOOOO!
WriterRaven: If you have to get up to get down, and you have to get down to get funky...
ArtDecoSunburn: Bootleg Lego bricks are apparently pretty pricey, no? Could swap those for chocolate.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I got up this morning. Isn't that enough?
mercano82: When I’m up I can’t get down
TXC2: Dread_Pirate_Westley yes, yes it is
MrSVCD: Toyota Corolla this year?
Marvoleath: AE86
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm taking suggestions for the bingo card now
MrSVCD: Initial D!
adept_nekomancer:
BraveOthello: Get up to get down?
Shadowsoflife: ???
ArtDecoSunburn: moving up, to the East Side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky?
ContingentCat: Not to be mistaken for lobster bucket
TXC2: !crab
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Blown transmission (free space)"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know
goatprince: 'you can't and i'm not going to.'
accountmadeforants: Ask Ian when he gets back
SnackPak_:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer I cannot designate the free space, I do have "new transmission" on there
Shadowsoflife: Also not going to look it up
Astramentha: yay!
Marvoleath: is crabucket like a trebuchet?
NotCainNorAbel: Failing is a good thing right?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yay?
hyralt: That's a test I want to fail
TXC2: lets say it was 2004
goatprince: ask him for money
Shadowsoflife: again
BraveOthello: 2004 if I've found the right song
Camthelion: "1: What is?"
ContingentCat: yeah 2004
WriterRaven: @Marvoleath It's a version that functions under the sea.
Bright5park: If it's any consolidation: We know that it has eleven times the letter "ß" in it.
adept_nekomancer: Uhh... least favorite 3 provinces.
mtvcdm: Ask Ian if he remembers what squirrels used to be
Travilogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Speeding in the Pit
ArdCollider: crab bucket when? that’s the note? or just money.
NotCainNorAbel: Q1: who is providing the loonies for Lent Q2: when was crab bucket
hyralt: As Ian if he sourced the transmission from the House of Fabergé
TXC2: squirstalgia
goatprince: cori lives in the present
ArdCollider: crab bucket 2004.
Bright5park: I have squirrel nostalgia for Conker's Bad Fur Day
Shadowsoflife: That was a game
tidehollowcat: I once watched a squirrel carry several babies from a tree to the collapsing shed nearby.
ContingentCat: yup also 2004
loufghyslaufey: Squirrels? Squirrels, I heard?
ContingentCat: a simpler time
NotCainNorAbel: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
ArdCollider: yeah take me out also 2004
adept_nekomancer: Before everything was on fire and also a pandemic.
Shadowsoflife: TNAG
AugmentingPath: No, Franz Ferdinand was 1914. His great grandnephew is competing in this race with you
goatprince: my husband?
Cptasparagus: An Inconvenient Truth hadn't come out yet
ContingentCat: I was going through my ska phase at the time and missed it
adept_nekomancer: I was just about to make a joke about filling the board with pawns
xantos69: I am playing the chess game right now.
loufghyslaufey:
says that squirrels are just rats with "Good" P.R.
RandomTrivia: Oh right, I have to watch the Passant stream
RandomTrivia: Hi friends, I'm back from being distracted
Shadowsoflife: o/
TXC2: loufghyslaufey and yes right
WriterRaven: 2004 was my second year of middle school. I don't miss it.
Camthelion: @loufghyslaufey rats do need better P.R.
adept_nekomancer: Also chess pieces that don't exist in regular chess, like the dragon bishop
ratbabyonline: oh hey its a cori shift
RandomTrivia: How many Cars of Theseus deep are we at this point?
TXC2: *and she's right
BraveOthello: Knowing how to chess is overrated
Juliamon: we learned the rubber ducky is the best chess piece
schordash:
adept_nekomancer: Chess is just someone's checkers fangame where their favorite pieces got superpowers.
schordash:
TXC2: Cameron not knowing how to play chess sound so wrong to me
Camthelion:
chess on Is this your card? when
RandomTrivia:
Oh my god it moves in convoy 
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Earthenone: the rubber ducky is quacked
ratbabyonline: i am deep in the gummy that makes your brain go slow so i am going to enjoy some more car noises hehhuuhuhehe
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:20 PM
Bright5park: @ratbabyonline Enjoy it responsibly!
ratbabyonline: @Bright5park o7
Earthenone: ahh yes, rhythm tuesday
goateedave86: Have you had a favourite bird so far?
mtvcdm: twitch.tv/lunarjade tilty.house
goateedave86: so...not hummingbirds then? they're obnoxious in that game
loufghyslaufey: @Camthelion Brad Bird tried. To a detriment, sadly. If detriment does hint at it being, "to no avail" anyway.
Shadowsoflife: Ravens, always
adept_nekomancer: I recall from the previous stream Heather spending a good 30 seconds yelling at a duck to face her.
ExachixKitsune: Some birds Won't Tern? Like gulls?
loufghyslaufey: Oh! Oh! Ian's Crows! What of them?
Shadowsoflife: caw
RandomTrivia:
IanAllenBird: oh noo
loufghyslaufey: Pffft
ratbabyonline: crow betrayal
ContingentCat: how dare
TXC2: "and what noise does a turn make?" "BACKSTREETBOYS!"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think only some birds are terns
adept_nekomancer: Those plums belong to the birds too
Astramentha: not his plums
DylPage: The plums in the ice box that Ian was saving?
Arclight_Dynamo: "I learned it from you!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, apparently for randomized cards I would need to send an invididual link and that's so much work. Here's what I came up with and I think you can hit randomize
goatprince: there's a poem about this circumstance i think
WriterRaven: Our plums, cawmrade.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Astramentha: @writerraven well done
loufghyslaufey: "Croak Party". Ha.
ExachixKitsune: Sounds like Ian has falsely claimed the Crow's Plums
ratbabyonline: i miss hearing the crows when i lived in fernwood
hyralt: I'd argue that the plums actually belonged to the crows. Outside is the crow's house, in which we are only guests.
Thefluffiestguineapig: If this works unfortunately if you need a HUGE number that requires paying for it
Thefluffiestguineapig: So W+P or Let's Nope bingo wouldn't be viable on this site
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you're not going to what Cori?
adept_nekomancer: Wheee!
RandomTrivia: Oops
WriterRaven: clonk
Thefluffiestguineapig: I heard "If I'm not gonna shit for a long time"
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig I like that GANT and GANT GANT are two separate squares
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I mean, am I wrong?
Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig Shift, I heard the same thing
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig nope
RandomTrivia: I note the usual need for a constant light steering input, as is tradition
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Strebenherz: Gant gant
Shadowsoflife: GANT
accountmadeforants: Someone I know does the same thing with some poppies growing near his house, always takes some of the seeds. I can't imagine what he'd do if crows decided they wanted some.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehe
Strebenherz:
so i looked away for a minute or two, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WINDSHIELD 
Marvoleath: There was talk about using toilet at high speeds before
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
Shadowsoflife: @Strebenherz Ian
adept_nekomancer: @Strebenherz About 8 or 9 full rotations
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Cori encountered a wall
Travilogue: @Strebenherz That's normal, don't worry
TXC2: what is LRR if not one big continuous "yes, and" ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Sometimes a judiciously applied "no but"
adept_nekomancer: "AM radio? But it's like 3 in the afternoon!"
Strebenherz: Was this sushi assisted windshield damage?
7gorobei: pulse modulation radio
Marvoleath: !time 24
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 14:26
Snowcookies: this sounds like a crapshot
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Is that SW, MW or LW, Heather?
Cptasparagus: go piss modulation girl
adept_nekomancer: Always hydrate sufficiently if you're going to be using p modulation.
TomatoKigu: Almost made me out my ham radio callsign in public chat smh
BraveOthello: Power Modulation, just turn the transmitter on and off really fast
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TomatoKigu
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you surprised Heather?
NotCainNorAbel: next to the tac, you have 2.7 laps left,
e_bloc: piss modulation?
RealGamerCow: On the left of your gear indicator
LadyAiluros: in my state you can get a license plate with your call sign on it
7gorobei: 2 sugars, how indulgent
RandomTrivia: Flawless execution
RealGamerCow: Says how many laps you have left
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have a need for repairs in pit?
Driosenth: @RealGamerCow, don't try to crash the game
RandomTrivia: Define "need"
WriterRaven: I kinda wanna know why that sushi was sparking the way it was...
hyralt: Still has headlights and transmission - keep going!
Thefluffiestguineapig: How's your steering?
ArdCollider: I have an Amateur Extra ticket for my sins and have yet to use it.
adept_nekomancer: Avacardo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather knew what she said!!
RandomTrivia: It goes forwards, it goes left, it goes right, what more could you want?
mtvcdm: dery
adept_nekomancer: Orange you glad we have all these fruit puns?
e_bloc: pick your favorite stone fruit
UnknownFriday: That car is cherry.
TXC2: you can eat cherries once
adept_nekomancer: Cherries are better grapes.
ContingentCat: they're in season, I got a bunch
TomatoKigu: Cherries have an unfair seed to fruit ratio.
BraveOthello: Oh no
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:40:35.
BraveOthello: Am Cori ok?
LadyAiluros: Ranieir cherries are wehre its at
Camthelion: seed to fruit: what about pomegranate
TXC2: Cori is Ok for Cori
ContingentCat: As normal as Cori gets
Shadowsoflife: @Camthelion Yes
TomatoKigu: Cori is operating within normal parameters?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, Cori and Ian are as normal as Cori and Ian ever are
goateedave86: a 2% day is just milking it
loufghyslaufey: @TomatoKigu Which begs the question whether the cherry-flavored beverage or just desserts is enough cherry at all
PharaohBender27:
@goateedave86 
WriterRaven: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
loufghyslaufey: Now just thinking of it
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Strebenherz: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
adept_nekomancer:
I didn't need the concept of road fruit.
TomatoKigu: I have mixed feelings about cherry flavoured things…either they're the most delicious thing in the universe, or the most vile…and you never know until you try
Thefluffiestguineapig: Too many cherry flavors have too much sweet
TXC2:
TomatoKigu that's me with any food ever
Texan_Reverend: Cori? Damage a LRRMans car?! Perish the thought.
LadyAiluros: oh road fruit isthe best
loufghyslaufey: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hm. So it is hardly "cherry enough"....
Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHEHEHEHE
LadyAiluros: i live in mennonite country we have so many wonderful stands
Snowcookies: The church I went to as a kid had 2 cherry trees growing next to it, we'd always pick so many cherries when they bore fruit
RandomTrivia: Thanks Beej!
adept_nekomancer: Southern U.S. here... maybe we need more road fruit. The closest thing we have here is oak trees and squirrels that will drop acorns on you.
ratbabyonline: ian has fled
Thefluffiestguineapig: He didn't go to sleep?
ContingentCat: isn't Ian supposed to be sleeping?
TomatoKigu: Did Ian get a post workout treat? Ian deserves a treat before bed.
loufghyslaufey:
Someone DID summon 
earlier- or 
... so nevermind.
ratbabyonline: yeah i grew up in the cowichan valley, come buy fruit and eggs and from one place, asparagus
Texan_Reverend: It _IS_ nice that they're friends. They have a wonderful friendship which is a lovely model for us all.
brainbosh: The fruit of the cloaca?
goatprince: the fruiting body of the chicken,
goateedave86: It's my favourite thing to consume that comes out of a cloaca
Cptasparagus: Fruit of the Loon
couchboyj: The glorious fruit of the noble hen?
TXC2: right chat I'm off, see y'all tomorrow
goateedave86: @Cptasparagus very nice
Marvoleath: @goateedave86 what's the 2nd favourite?
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Heather and Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
adept_nekomancer: Yay, the windshield has returned!
goateedave86: @Marvoleath I didn't think that far ahead
Texan_Reverend: Sleep well @TXC2
Strebenherz: not if cori has anything to say about it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @adept_nekomancer we need to crack it again to know if it's there
loufghyslaufey: Cuz it sounds like, if something with cherry is compensating sweeteners in it, that it might not be cherry enough. (such recipes may vary)
BraveOthello: We can see again!
Strebenherz: Take care @TXC2
ContingentCat: very special cleaning
Redbassist: Glass spiderwebs are gone
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10
loufghyslaufey: Or... just not cracked.
Texan_Reverend: The windshield is clear...for now.
hyralt: Good night @TXC2 !
Thefluffiestguineapig: 9
BraveOthello: Also those are some dedicated fans to sit in the stands all night
loufghyslaufey: Hold up. Cracks can be healed?
Thefluffiestguineapig: 8
Thefluffiestguineapig: 7
Thefluffiestguineapig: 6
ContingentCat: or did they take out the windsheild and we can't tell the difference
Thefluffiestguineapig: 5
hyralt: Whew, it doesn't count as a crash as long as the headlights are still working.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 4
TomatoKigu: Three friends? In this economy?
Redbassist: Just become 4 people Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
neisan2112: Freind?
Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
ContingentCat: yeah among us are bound to know something
BraveOthello: Im concerned about the countdown ...
neisan2112: Oh hai tamago
Redbassist:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello Oh I think Cori is gonna spin out again
TheMerricat:
So the last time I had friends to play games with, the in thing were DuckTales and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, I'm not sure if you can emulate those on stream legally.
mtvcdm: Cori will spin out on Cori's schedule
loufghyslaufey: Cuz I thought healing cracks whether screens or windows was a myth
adept_nekomancer: I have confidence in Cori to complete a lap with the windshield intact.
loufghyslaufey: Football anime?
TomatoKigu: I believe in Cori
mtvcdm: Cori can just spin out whenever she wants
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do a similar thing on Let's Nope when I think something is gonna happen/I think they're gonna do exactly what I said they were gonna do
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm No, if she's trying she will just complete flawless lap after flawless lap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or actually flip the car on it's roof
ContingentCat: I saw an ad for a cute magpie game I was thinking about sending to you guys actually but it comes out next year
ContingentCat: Bad Magpie
RealGamerCow: The wholesome showcase was same-y this year, with a few exceptions
loufghyslaufey: Ads? That'd be weird... KH4 got teased I heard.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Like glittermitten grove
BraveOthello: Hi
LordZarano: There were a lot of Dungeon Meshis this year
ExachixKitsune:
Spyro 4 : we're so back 
Shadowsoflife: new spyro?
ErynTzun: I can't wait for a new Spyro, my favorite games.
Redbassist: Huh I got that one too
Cptasparagus: I didnt see it at the event, but the new version of Brave Exivus looks neat
Camthelion:
Tiem to summon RayFK
Redbassist: From the union x mobile games
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Where is Jordan
BraveOthello: You're telling me the entire KH story hasn't been planned from the beginning?!
WriterRaven: @ExachixKitsune Keen to see more of the new Spyro. =D
ErynTzun: I unsubscribed from the sub becasue people on the Spyro 4 rumor mill were out of hand
loufghyslaufey: Also rewatched Emperor's New Groove and wondered how that story could get setup? For a KH game?
Cptasparagus: TWEWY is in KH
ErynTzun: I've only played the original, is the new one improved in a good way?
TomatoKigu:
Good lap.
goateedave86: If I never see The Rock in KH I'll die happy
adept_nekomancer: The windshield survives!
ErynTzun: I could imagine a mouse mode for certain game ports
ContingentCat: Cori's definitly innocent
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goateedave86 I think Chris Pratt might be the line
TheAinMAP:
TomatoKigu: Windshield survives, transmission survives. Seems like a win to me
goateedave86: @Thefluffiestguineapig also a very good line
goateedave86: Have you seen Bullet Train?
ContingentCat: what kind of mvoies do they not watch?
ContingentCat: *movies
Redbassist: Check out hey check it out, you're saying?
RealGamerCow: @goateedave86 If there's Moana stuff, he might be in it.
mtvcdm: Cori is looking for Split The Room in her favor
Texan_Reverend: I'll try suggesting the movie "Upgrade."
Arclight_Dynamo: Time to bust out the National Film Board backlog vault!
ClockTamer: Bionicle: The Mask of Light
Athelgar: what about the old Ernest movies?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ClockTamer YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: All the Bionicle movies
adept_nekomancer:
Since we're doing a racing stream, I'll suggest "Rubber".
Thefluffiestguineapig: there's I think 4
DaxStrife: I did something like that with friends, where each week we rotated who got to nominate something the others had to watch. We called it "Stream of Suffering."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer If not rubber there's a version with sentient jeans. Like the pants
ContingentCat: or the library VHS selection
TomatoKigu: Do we have any language restrictions? Does it need to be in English?
Shadowsoflife: ^
ratbabyonline: Cori have you seen Electric Dragon 80000v? or Happiness of the Katakuris? watch those
Camthelion: yeah the grocery store from where I grew up STILL rents em
Redbassist: What was one tape you rented the most from back in the day?
loufghyslaufey: I was shown The Labyrinth. Ludo became my favorite.
DaxStrife: Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie?"
Arclight_Dynamo: Gotta be movies and not short British tv series?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's some weird French movie I was shown from the 90's
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm.
Thefluffiestguineapig: About a college road trip
ratbabyonline: all the one piece films
TomatoKigu: Could binge samurai movies? Either classics like the zatoichi series, or just stick to kurosawa
wedge_x:
I'm still up for the 5-hour version of Wim Wenders Until The End of the World
ErynTzun: My mom had a VCR but it never worked right. could not afford a repair. I never had one until graduating HS, this was before DVD players.
loufghyslaufey: Something about Ludo echoed a bit like some sort of... "Lorax"
ratbabyonline: the one piece films are technically stand alone from the show!!
wedge_x: lol
RealGamerCow: I just recommend the Criterion Collection, they tend to be good
adept_nekomancer: Questionalble 90's disaster movies? There's many to pick from.
ClockTamer: Dofus: Book 1 Julith
Arclight_Dynamo: One of the Starship Troopers direct-to-video sequels?
wedge_x: yeah, three colors or Wings of Desire first
ratbabyonline: the land before time movies
Anubis169: Helloooooooooo LRRmans!!
Anubis169:
ArdCollider: Double Life of Véronique?
TehAmelie: or one of the Jarhead sequels?
adept_nekomancer: Is truck dancing anything like horse dancing?
SnackPak_: truck dressage?
ratbabyonline: have me on if youre gonna do Happiness of the Katakuris or Electric Dragon 80000v
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Does Cori like these friends
TomatoKigu: If you got nine hours to spare you can always do the human condition.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then i wouldn't
RealGamerCow: I think 3 sequels?
Anubis169: christ...
goateedave86: Victoria has water taxi dressage. Truck dressage can't be that different
Anubis169: no good movie will ever go unexploited by random crap
DaxStrife: If you do the Jarhead sequels you have to bring Dan Olson onto the podcast.
ContingentCat: so no?
Redbassist: Hmmm
BraveOthello: Yeah Dan Olsen made a video about the Jarhead Sequels
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife ^
ErynTzun: Warriors of Virtue, like Ninja Turtles but cheaper.
wedge_x: I don't think you can upset Josh in any way that matters
Arclight_Dynamo: Outland? Same production design as Alien, but otherwise terrible. And Sean Connery!
Strebenherz: Gant gant
loufghyslaufey: "Wut-Tue"? Wait. What'd she say?
ContingentCat:
bye Heather
RandomTrivia:
Bye Heather!
Strebenherz: Bye Heather
Camthelion: you allow hugging?
loufghyslaufey: "Warriors..."
Redbassist: Maddness
Anubis169:
baaaaaai Heather 
Mai_Andra: have they seen Heroic Trio / Executioners ?
goateedave86: Bye Heather
ErynTzun:
Bye Heather!
adept_nekomancer: Thanks for dropping in for LRRmans, Heather!
Redbassist:
Bye Heather 
PharaohBender27:
Bye, 
! 
NotCainNorAbel: Kissing and hugging; at this company we are like family
Strebenherz: Hey Cori, did you manage to pick up a dwarf fort secret lair?
TheAinMAP:
ErynTzun: Chair needs to work harder at sentience
BraveOthello: Chair is no Heather
Redbassist: Do better, chair
Strebenherz: Awesome!
adept_nekomancer: Wait, they made Dwarf Fort for MtG? I shouldn't be surprised...
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Will "chair" demknitize this VOD?
adept_nekomancer: If there's ever a Caves of Qud secret lair, that's how I'll know they've gone too far.
Strebenherz: That update looks so good!
loufghyslaufey: *demonitize
Redbassist:
ArdCollider: new puter yay
TomatoKigu: Ok question. Do you want to traumatise your friends? If yes, have you seen the full version of das boot?
Strebenherz: WAIT WHAT MESSENGERS DO THINGS?
accountmadeforants: What did it do before? Just outright nothing, or...
hyralt: @adept_nekomancer There is! And I saw a couple of cool shorts with Cori explaining the cards to Kathleen.
BraveOthello: They deliver messages now!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Also possibly traumatize herself too
accountmadeforants: That's great
ratbabyonline: beg for mercy?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you shoot them?
Arclight_Dynamo: Amazon gig work comes to Dorf Fort, smdh...
accountmadeforants: Always helps to have a few do-nothings on retainer to show your wealth
Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants There's a lot of things in dwarf fort that have been in "it'll do a thing eventually!" hell for YES amount of time
Driosenth: Can they kill the messenger?
Strebenherz: Probably!
RandomTrivia: They shouldn't!
loufghyslaufey: Doesn't that mean they could alos die now? Via war crime?
loufghyslaufey: *also
adept_nekomancer: If my playthroughs of Dwarf Fort were any indicator, the most necessary job is someone to keep horses out of the dining room.
Strebenherz:
They're probably safer not being at your fort
accountmadeforants: I hope they can decapitate the messenger and send their own messenger back with the head. To send a message.
BraveOthello: It's DF we should assume they can shoot the messenger
accountmadeforants: And then you turn that back around on them ad infinitum
Strebenherz: Weirder things have happened in DF
omdorastrix: @adept_nekomancer from my play through the hardest thing is getting someone to pick up the garbage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @accountmadeforants Is the message "Here
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bah. Here's your messenger's head.
RandomTrivia:
measureofhope: Every time I see a sushi on a racetrack it just makes me happy. It's the simple things.
accountmadeforants: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I assume that's what that meant in those stories yes.
adept_nekomancer: (sorts through animal list, banishes all horses to the courtyard)
PharaohBender27:
Sarah_Serinde:
very smooth, Cori
omdorastrix: Or making dwarves stop deciding to take a walk in deep water, then drowining
Shadowsoflife:
TehAmelie:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
For a specific
Arclight_Dynamo: How many horses per stream do the LRR mods have to pen?
accountmadeforants: Alchemy seems like a source of many new and interesting Problems.
BraveOthello: I recently had a FB attack it was made of ash. It's e v e r y w h e r e
Strebenherz: i'm a chicken that usually seals the caverns the hell off
omdorastrix: Re: picking up the garbage/cleaning
accountmadeforants:
I will say, Cori, you seem to be much better at simultaneously reading chat and not crashing the car than Ian was earlier today
adept_nekomancer: My favorite playthrough (disastrous though it was) saw my fortress decimated by werechinchillas
Sarah_Serinde:
DigitalSeahorse: GANT GANT or just GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Strebenherz: my favorite disaster was a forgotten east poking it's head through the freshly made well in the hospital. THE HOSPITAL GOT A LOT BUSIER
NotCainNorAbel: The overnight driver is all about being consistent
Strebenherz: forgotten beast not forgotten east^
Strebenherz:
also like Cori's doing this in the dark
Driosenth: or paper mache steering, suspension, engine, or transmission
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz I have 10 dwarves in full steel, what could go wrong?!
Redbassist: What the hell
Driosenth: Was that Game of Life?
adept_nekomancer: @BraveOthello The caves are an excellent source of delicious cave crocodile eggs! And also death by cave crocodile.
accountmadeforants: That was the Game of Life car yes
Strebenherz: @Driosenth yes!
Redbassist: Life comes at ya fast I guess
Strebenherz: there was a command for the list of cars but i don't know it offhand
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: !cars
accountmadeforants: Uhhh, never mind then
Strebenherz: !lrrmonscars
Strebenherz: !carslist
accountmadeforants: !lrrmanscars
Redbassist: !lemonscars
Strebenherz: frak. I had it. Made the streamer laugh, i'll take it
accountmadeforants:
It'd be kind of funny if LRRBot used fuzzy matching for commands
Redbassist:
TomatoKigu: Cori, question. How do you feel about this year's car compared to previous years? Besides missing the paddle shifters
accountmadeforants: Mainly because you could do a made-up command and watch lrrbot interpret it.
Strebenherz: Also ty for the incentive to have more chaos in mind with forts, it does make things more interesting when you decide to go nuts or absolutely dangerous/bad with fort location
meddo_0: what the heck was that!
RockPusher:
Chat entertaining‽ I dunno, that seems dissappointing at best and dangerous at worst.
hyralt: Stick shift is more fun
TomatoKigu: Because you've disliked the stick shift every year we've had it, so I assumed you still disliked it.
jessicaengle: Oh hallo!
Strebenherz: Honey pop ircc
Redbassist: Nyoom
jessicaengle:
RandomTrivia: Two wheels apparently very good
RockPusher: Bi-cycle. Happy pride!
Strebenherz: That's it yeah
ContingentCat: no containing the Bis
accountmadeforants:
Ian didn't even map the 6th gear to reverse to really make things interesting
DigitalSeahorse: with my apartment vibrating for unknown reason day and night it feels like I'm right in the car with you!
accountmadeforants: It'd be accurate to the car's shifter, though! Now 6th does nothing as I understand it.
ClockTamer: have you been watch Zeztz?
Strebenherz: For a ramble topic. How do you feel about exploity things in dwarf fort, like duplicating metal? they seem like a "exploity sure, but find a way to make it interesting with that" personally
badpandabear: @DigitalSeahorse Vibrating for unknown reasons? That sounds bad
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Oh, right, wasn't it mapped to 6th in a previous year & (unsurprisingly) was a one-way ticket to a dead transmission?
DigitalSeahorse: and the sock absorbers are shot
adept_nekomancer: Much like us all, the mic arm cannot escape the inexorable pull of gravity.
BraveOthello: @DigitalSeahorse Ewww, wet socks
DigitalSeahorse: @badpandabear indeed, esp strong at night
jessicaengle: wax the sock absorbers, make them go faster
hyralt: Sideways into the curves? -Eurobeat intensifies.-
DigitalSeahorse:
@BraveOthello 
oops I was trytrying to type shock
jessicaengle: @DigitalSeahorse No, no, you have a point
adept_nekomancer: @DigitalSeahorse Is there subterranean construction happening? Because otherwise that's very weird.
BraveOthello: Your groove? Like the one in the sand?
jessicaengle: Groove is in the heart
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beware the Groove!
adept_nekomancer: RIP transmission
TomatoKigu: o7
BraveOthello: Do you have a 4th gear?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Increment the transmissions.
ContingentCat: o7
margieargie: This is.... 5?
jessicaengle: Three on the tree?
RockPusher: The Shifty Shifty Hole
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @BraveOthello Not anymore.
jessicaengle:
Texan_Reverend: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
hyralt: If we leave it paused, won't we break the timeline?
DigitalSeahorse: possibly but i've ruled out metrolinx unless their site is incorrect
accountmadeforants: @hyralt Cori's allowed a little breaking the timeline, as a treat
TomatoKigu: Oh no, the desync!
hyralt: @accountmadeforants Fair enough
jessicaengle: I'm pretty sure Cori determines the timeline anyway, right?
TehAmelie: let's call it time dilation
TomatoKigu: But the immersion will be ruined if the clock on the dashboard is off by minutes!
RockPusher: hehe, that ad card can come out the rotation
BraveOthello: Time is a flat circle anyway
jessicaengle: She's the stone in the stream
jessicaengle: Just like Ecco the dolphin
hyralt: @DigitalSeahorse I haven't followed the conversation, but I always blame Metrolinx out of policy.
DigitalSeahorse: twitch needs to let us type a message and click reply after the fact of typing it
RealGamerCow: Was another transmission vaporized?
BraveOthello: @RealGamerCow 4th gear was
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RealGamerCow: Oh dear
Juliamon: really, who can say what happened to anything
TehAmelie: fourth gear, who needs it?
DigitalSeahorse: if Ontario being "open for business" has anything to do with it I'm gonna be tempted to go egg someone's house in minecraft
Juliamon: cars are such mysterious creatures
badpandabear: @Juliamon especially when they reproduce....
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ask Cori for her opinion on Ian's whole thing earlier
accountmadeforants: Car: The Heraldic Beast of Princess Auto
TomatoKigu:
I'm so curious how actual le mans is going but I want to avoid spoilers until the full race vod gets published.
DigitalSeahorse: @hyralt it's also weird that none of the neighbors in the same building are noticing it even the other lady that lives also in basement
Texan_Reverend: Welcome back, everyone!
TomatoKigu: It did, we're 7-8 minutes off. The immersion!
Sarah_Serinde: yeah the in-game time will be off from real time now
accountmadeforants:
All it does is make the in-game time off by however long you sat on the pause menu, it's really not a big deal
TomatoKigu: Yeah it literally makes zero difference lol
hyralt: @DigitalSeahorse They're in on it along with Metrolinx.
accountmadeforants:
But it was the excuse Ian used to reset the game once time
Arclight_Dynamo: Let's just gaslight him. "No, the time is right. Must be your watch that's wrong."
accountmadeforants: (Coincidentally after crashing into like fifty cars)
TheKingWiggins: I’m not a snitch, I saw nothing
public_key_reveal_party: We'll say James came in and paused it, so we can blame him and stay on brand
DigitalSeahorse:
@hyralt oh wouldn't surprise me if they're in on something
NotCainNorAbel: Clearly the car clock runs slow
badpandabear: Known problem with Toyota. The game is accurately simulating their clocks
DigitalSeahorse: sushi
baltimore_667083: allegedly
baltimore_667083: quarter after, yeah
Sarah_Serinde: it's midnight 08 yes
TomatoKigu: It is 00:17 in lrrmansland
margieargie: At least it's not flashing 00:00
Sarah_Serinde:
TehAmelie: oh, same timezone as me
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie And me! My immersion is ruined by a clock in a 40-year old car being off by a few minutes! Or wait, does that actually improve the immersion?
ratbabyonline: loading ready FUN mighty video entertainment network
TomatoKigu: "Fun" Le Mans trivia; Race has never red flagged…not even in 55 after killing 80+ people.
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: it's much brighter here though. bet their sun won't ruse until like 4
TomatoKigu: Well cornered!
dm818: @TomatoKigu that is terrifying
TehAmelie: or rise
TomatoKigu: @dm818 Yep!
DigitalSeahorse: it's 28C in Toronto today
Arclight_Dynamo: @TomatoKigu Like... did they think it was obvious at that point, so they didn't need to flag it, or...?
DigitalSeahorse: had to cool off after my walk
DigitalSeahorse: GANT
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
TomatoKigu: @Arclight_Dynamo I mean the car flew into the stands, so the track itself was clear to race on.
Strebenherz: @TheMerricat jesus
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeee
Arclight_Dynamo: @TomatoKigu Good Christ...
TomatoKigu: French Racing…it hits different.
TheMerricat: "There was much debate over blame for the disaster. The official inquiry held none of the drivers specifically responsible, but criticized the layout of the 30-year-old track, which had not been designed for cars as fast as those involved in the crash. "
TomatoKigu: Says 5.59 liters per lap currently on your thingamabob
accountmadeforants:
@TehAmelie Closer to 6. It won't rise until 5 where I'm at. I'm glad the sun manages to stay away for at least a little bit of time here
RandomTrivia: Reading the HUD explains the HUD, sometimes
TomatoKigu: Nicely done
DigitalSeahorse: when you're in a rental you have to read stuff
accountmadeforants: (But also the game follows some really weird latitude anyway, it went dark around 20:00)
margieargie: @Arclight_Dynamo The official statement from what I remember is they didn't want people leaving in large numbers because they felt they'd get in the way of emergency vehicles coming for the many other injured people
TomatoKigu: Four more laps until pits
adept_nekomancer: But if last year was any indicator, we can get infinite fuel by letting the autodriver vibrate the wheel back and forth really fast
BTownMC: is the car a late 80s honda?
TomatoKigu: Late 80s toyota
TomatoKigu: AE86, for the memes
BTownMC: nice... looks like a 89 2 door honda accord I had for a little while
hyralt: Good ol hachi roku
TomatoKigu:
Still within track limits, clean lap still possible. 
TehAmelie: that little car looks fun
DigitalSeahorse: very true
adept_nekomancer: Little car surrounded by big car? You've just described the experience of driving in Texas
SnackPak_: a lil car kiss
Creideiki_SE: So that's why they haven't delivered my package!
DigitalSeahorse: which is why I prefer renting bigger vehicles
TomatoKigu:
Still clean, let's go!
RandomTrivia: DHL is truly the wildcard in this race, their finish time could be anywhere between 0800 and 1800
TheMerricat:
@RandomTrivia
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
TehAmelie: gant gant has been called
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TomatoKigu:
Still good!
TomatoKigu: Not now tinnitus I'm watching the race
RandomTrivia: The car is so excited that sometimes it likes to yell
TomatoKigu: This is a very good lap
RandomTrivia: @TomatoKigu Don't type that out loud!
TomatoKigu: Yeah I jinxed it
DigitalSeahorse:
TomatoKigu: Next lap!
RandomTrivia: Commentator's curse, always listening and never merciful
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
is there a hotdog car this year?
adept_nekomancer: !lrrmanscars
hyralt: Still have headlights? Not a crash!
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse No Wienermobile this year, alas.
TehAmelie: that truck went like a cat when you pet it on the lower back
TomatoKigu: Are you saying the bed of a truck is its erogenous zone?
TehAmelie: evidently
RandomTrivia:
hyralt: Safe!
TomatoKigu: Nicely done avoiding the wall
The_Color_Twelve: taken out by tamago
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Would that make a bed liner like lingerie?
RandomTrivia:
Something fishy happened there
TomatoKigu: …I mean, given the reputation of gas station sushi I could believe sushi does take out a lot of drivers.
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: writes down "don't eat sushi from the pit stop"
TehAmelie: unless we can eat the sushi car and gain its power
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu If gas station sushi is the food that makes you ill in the US, what is the American food sold in gas stations in Japan that people should avoid?
RandomTrivia: GANT
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn cheeseburger
TomatoKigu: …does japanese gas stations sell food?
The_Color_Twelve: ive never been inside a japanese gas station thinking about it
RealGamerCow: Sub 7
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That makes sense.
RealGamerCow: @TehAmelie Japanese cheeseburgers are generally awful so this makes sense.
RandomTrivia: @RealGamerCow It's the localization, it makes the rice balls taste weird
hyralt: Still have headlights!!
Driosenth: but your window isn't shattered
RandomTrivia: Hopes and dreams shattered, along with multiple car components
TomatoKigu: box box box
ArtDecoSunburn: @RealGamerCow They make other good sandwiches, and they sell good beef, so you think it would be a natural pairing.
hyralt: The side window and the side mirror are both crackly
TehAmelie: imagine a cheeseburger wrapped in plastic, refrigerator cold. my store here sells those sometimes, don't know why
TomatoKigu: That does sound terrible
RealGamerCow: @ArtDecoSunburn They often end up *sweet* somehow
hyralt: I like fridge cheeseburgers. But I know I'm weird.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie I guess it works for Japanese egg salad sandwiches, less so for cheeseburgers.
ArtDecoSunburn: @hyralt Nothing like a day old burger heated up.
hyralt: I like them cold too
ArtDecoSunburn: @hyralt Cold pizza, cold burgers, cold spaghetti -- it's a genre.
hyralt: Yessssss
TehAmelie: if i've learned anything from TV, gas station egg salad is the one that infects you with symbiotic worms that make you superhuman
TomatoKigu: mood
RandomTrivia: Oops
hyralt: Noooo, the headlights!!
adept_nekomancer: We've engaged stealth mode
TomatoKigu: I ask myself that very question every time I knock stuff over in the kitchen.
The_Color_Twelve: must be
ErynTzun: Bart: I didn't do it nobody so me do it you can't prove anything!
TheMerricat: I think that was on purpose, Cori is trying to take out the competition pretending she doesn't know how wide her car is.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Is this from "News at 10" local broadcasts? Should I worry about local teens and egg salad?
RealGamerCow: Get your money's worth out of the repairs
TomatoKigu: Have we become crab
wolphiron: Cori: gotta lose my tail
UNHchabo: possibly just right-hand-drive being not what you're used to in daily driving?
wolphiron: Me: if you need to lose your tail, be a gecko
TomatoKigu: 🦀
ClockTamer: might be time to make a pit stop
RandomTrivia: Mmm, there's certainly a little bit of steering left in there somewhere
ArtDecoSunburn: Do most people at LRR commute by bus? Or is Victoria that walkable?
adept_nekomancer:
@TomatoKigu The natural evolutionary endpoint for all vehicles.
RockPusher: Big Scoots!
TheMerricat: @ArtDecoSunburn It's that walkable and a lot of them specifically picked locations near the moonbase.
TehAmelie: as a child i often wondered why they don't just put the driver seat in the middle
ArtDecoSunburn: Scooter. Nifty.
TomatoKigu: @adept_nekomancer I've watched enough jimmy broadbent streams to know this is truth; sooner or later every car becomes crab
Sarah_Serinde: As someone who's lived in or near Toronto all my life, I'm definitely jealous of walkable places
Earthenone: putting the CAR in carcinization
Arclight_Dynamo: Ditto. My commute is an hour by car.
RandomTrivia: Those poor buses all lined up there
RockPusher: Tap as in to debit card from stored-value or from cash?
SaxPython:
hyralt: Victoria buses are great though, they will cut right into traffic instead of waiting patiently as a hundred cars scoot past. Which is the right strategy, IMO. Don't let the single drivers rule the roads.
DigitalSeahorse: sweet
ArtDecoSunburn: Back when I lived in Pittsburgh, you had to tap both entry and exit, so everyone had to exit only from the front of the bus.
DigitalSeahorse: I need to reinflate my bike tires
RockPusher: How recently? I wonder if they have the same supplier as here who did just the same very recently
UNHchabo: @TehAmelie there are a few sports cars that do that, like the McLaren F1, which has a central driver's seat and two passenger seats that are to either side and a little behind the driver
ArtDecoSunburn: @hyralt Can Victoria bus drivers trigger traffic light changes?
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie The biggest reason I've heard that isn't just inertia is that having the driver's seat nearest to the side of opposing traffic helps minimize blind spots, whereas putting it in the middle would mean you have Cori's problem of not thinking your car is as wide as it is,
RockPusher: That sounds too coincidental to be coincidence
ArtDecoSunburn: Interesting. I find different cities' routines so fascinating.
hyralt: @ArtDecoSunburn I have to defer to Cori on that. I just drove around Victoria and learned very fast to yield to buses. XD
UNHchabo: @TheMerricat yeah, it's far better for safety that you avoid head-on collisions as much as possible 👀
DigitalSeahorse: neato
wolphiron: Ottowa double Decker disaster
ContingentCat: yeah being at the front of the top of a double decker is fun
TomatoKigu: Double deckers make me uncomfortable…I feel like their centre of gravity is wrong…
Arclight_Dynamo: They kept blowing over in Ottawa.
wolphiron: I didn't realize double deckers were more widespread than Ottowa
adept_nekomancer: I've never ridden in a double-decker bus... but I have to imagine it would be fun to ride on the upper level and have a good view of everything going by.
DigitalSeahorse: Ottawa
TehAmelie: i've heard left hand drive is also safer cause most people turn right if they panic, so then they go off the road instead of across
TheMerricat:
@adept_nekomancer Till the wind picks up. 
RandomTrivia: @TomatoKigu The fun part of the physics is that (at least in the UK) double decker buses have such a low centre of mass that they can tip over 30 degrees and still not fall sideways
wolphiron: @Arclight_Dynamo Actually the disaster was a low roof cutting the second floor of the double Decker
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer It's why many tourist companies use them in American cities.
exeJayce: you could not pay me enough to get on a double-decker
Arclight_Dynamo: @wolphiron I don't mean either of the big disasters. I mean that they kept ending up in ditches.
hyralt: Safe!
TomatoKigu:
@RandomTrivia Oh I absolutely hate that fact, thank you.
hyralt: Still got the headlights
SaxPython:
great save
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia That sounds . . . frightening
RandomTrivia:
@PharaohBender27 To be clear, they do not do this in regular service
wolphiron: @Arclight_Dynamo That's hilarious, thanks for mentioning it so I can have a good laugh c:
DigitalSeahorse: Victoria, BC, Ottawa, Canada
badpandabear: The XBOX One adds amuse me
RockPusher: Hmm, no, different supplier, but may be some up-the-chain commonality that got a bottleneck removed
UNHchabo:
@RandomTrivia pretty sure that was demonstrated in the Top Gear Bus Race.... until naturally later on it went all the way to the side
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RandomTrivia I would pay good money for my bus driver to do this regularly
DigitalSeahorse: H0H 0H0
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia excuse you, 30 degrees??
TomatoKigu: The small cars are lethal
RandomTrivia:
@Strebenherz That's like 85 degrees American
TehAmelie: here, only inter-city buses are double deckers. maybe just cause the stairs are too much trouble on a short ride. but they're sweet. called land cruisers.
Strebenherz:
@RandomTrivia
RealGamerCow: I used to work on a pier in Boston Harbor and take a mini bus to the subway. One winter day it came around the end of the pier, hit some ice, and very nearly went into the ocean.
TomatoKigu: All that downforce from that angular shape, probably
TheMerricat: Better tires
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia "Freedom degrees."
DigitalSeahorse: puny wheels going that much faster
gameslayer013: they have a big fan to generate super downforce
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow D:
Welbog: I came back from a birthday party for a few hours and Ian looks and sounds different.
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn: @RealGamerCow Almost joined the duck boats in the water. Yikes.
RealGamerCow: @PharaohBender27 I then had to get on that vehicle to get home.
RealGamerCow: Something Something thrust to weight ratio
Welbog: What did you do with Ian!?
RandomTrivia: "When did we last see an Ian?" "About 5 minutes ago"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Welbog Ian's just currently displaying his better half.
mtvcdm: Didn't we have a Bullet bill one year or am I imagining that
TomatoKigu: Didn't Ian have autopilot last year?
TehAmelie: i'd like some green shells
ErynTzun: I'm rather sad that Samsung got rid of the Loop pay part of SamsungPay/Wallet whatever. It was integrated to all their S series phones. That technology used the magnetic strip reader in card readers for tap to pay, meaning it worked anywhere not just places that have NFC built into their readers. It was very funny watching people reacting to their 20 year old card reader just work with my phone.
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
TehAmelie: more racing games should involve missiles tbh
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie RV There Yet had some
TomatoKigu: Anyone remember what button enabled the autopilot? Maybe it's still installed.
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Good take
FanboyBryan: oh heck yeah, joining at the perfect time with cori behind the wheel
Shadowsoflife: is omega still in?
Driosenth: F16
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Well, Talladega is just down the road from the Anniston Army Depot. I suppose Nascar could make that happen.
SnackPak_: only one way to find out
Welbog: It's Canadian, it's a C16
RandomTrivia: F2 would make sense, short for "I can't be F2 drive any more"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Welbog (Slow clap)
ErynTzun: Should have had Ian do a nice little print out of the common shortcut keys
wedge_x:
C188 you mean
TomatoKigu: Perfect chicane, nice
RockPusher: All watched over by Bibendum of loving grace
TomatoKigu: Not often we hear Bibendum's full name.
ArtDecoSunburn: Pretty decent bleacher crowd for being at night.
ErynTzun: What is Azimuth plus and Azimuth minus?
UNHchabo:
Blur was a cool game that used semi-realistic driving physics combined with Mario Kart style weapons. It was a very cool game made by Bizarre Creations, makers of Geometry Wars. Unfortunately the studio got closed by Activision due to "economic factors" 
ratbabyonline: Returning to a topic a few minutes ago: I was away from victoria for a few years and now that im back i gotta say the busses have improved. the showing 3 stops in advance is phenomenal for my anxiety
TomatoKigu: Maybe give the 100m flag a go instead of the 50m flag?
TomatoKigu:
or 200 instead of 100 rather, I forgot the flags. 
TomatoKigu: Maybe they're in feet…
TomatoKigu: France
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 3,2,100 m, I believe.
RandomTrivia: It's in France, it will be metres
TomatoKigu: They feel much closer than that tho
TomatoKigu: Hence why I thought 150, 100, 50m
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm gonna say it's decimetres.
RandomTrivia: That's because we're doing Ludicrous Speed
RockPusher:
I dunno, I can see the French being into feet…
DigitalSeahorse: that one's smiling back at us
ArtDecoSunburn: @ScrapyardGhostTrain The track at Le Mans is a little over 8.4 miles, yeah.
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
RandomTrivia: G A N T
TomatoKigu: La Sarthe is 13.4km IIRC?
JKBalch: Gant
Shadowsoflife: @RockPusher Glad to know someone else had the thought
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
TomatoKigu: Transmission said no
RandomTrivia: Did you leave 3rd gear on the track behind you?
RandomTrivia:
margieargie: I believe this is #6?
DigitalSeahorse:
uhoh 
TehAmelie: France is where they used to have the universal meter, back when they had actual sticks to determine its length
DigitalSeahorse: they still had meter sticks when I went to school
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, the stairs are still racing
DigitalSeahorse: in Canada
TehAmelie: i'd like to think all the other countries had to bring their national meter sticks to France every year to make sure they weren't cheating
coriolis_storm: Close to 20 years I think
UNHchabo: started in 2003
Strebenherz: older than it feels
UNHchabo:
it's equally as old as LRR
TomatoKigu: Shrinkflation is so bad the French shave off a little from the official metre.
RockPusher: Ow! My aging!
DigitalSeahorse: just take that staircase ramp and go faster!
Texan_Reverend: I just got a free AV receiver from that era. It has SO MANY yellow composite video connections.
Texan_Reverend: And s-video.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Texan_Reverend: It's a 2003, I think. I would have been gobsmacked to have such high quality equipment back at that time.
RandomTrivia: *donk*
DigitalSeahorse:
TomatoKigu: Was good braking until the spin
TehAmelie: hey, it was a somewhat smooth 360
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori, I break my dignity constantly
RealGamerCow: transmission still alive, we take those
whitefirecomix: Like butter
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Suspension is functional
RealGamerCow: I am guessing the spedometer is KPH?
goatprince: regressing towards the mean,,,,
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie There's still a French minister of measurements who keeps the official kilogram, etc.
RandomTrivia:
TomatoKigu: @RealGamerCow That's what it says it is
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Says so on the bottom right of the dial.
goatprince:
i'm the meanie
RockPusher: Such meanie!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I had to take out an extended warranty to preserve mine.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn You can afford that????
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
Shadowsoflife: GANT
goatprince: i'm 2 point museuming
goatprince: makin' art
Strebenherz: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sacrifice well- being for dignity. Standard Faustian contract.
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn of course they still have them, it's just that we don't need them now
goatprince: museum is apparently the best of the series? and has an aquarium part to it anyway
TehAmelie: got the meter figured out as a fraction of a light year and so on
goatprince: also you can capture and display ghosts
RealGamerCow: I know of 2 point museum, hospital, and college, are there others?
goatprince: just like gooigi,,,,,
ClockTamer:
giveaway prizes are live on desertbus.org if anyone wants to see what’s Available for the Express
TomatoKigu: I only play games that gamers say ain't games.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie It's important to them culturally. Like with the Brits and Greenwich. Or the Americans and the atomic clocks in Colorado.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Spreadsheets?
margieargie: I've been enjoying it a ton, but it is a little rough around the edges still
goatprince: chat what should i go buy for dinner
TomatoKigu: @ArtDecoSunburn Microsoft Excel is literally the primary reason I'm not switching to Linux.
ClockTamer: @goatprince feta w
r10pez10: you should buy juniper a treat
Zu_o: @goatprince Curry or Mexican
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Beats the yard being the length of Charlemagne's arm, for sure.
goatprince: many options....
ArtDecoSunburn: @Zu_o Mexican curry?
Zu_o: @ArtDecoSunburn If they can find it, sure.
ClockTamer: a block of feta cheese
goatprince: is feta cheese the theme of today
TheKingWiggins: @ClockTamer Dream dinner
goatprince: did i miss that
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Spreadsheets are the only entertainment option on my Blackberry.
Zu_o: @ArtDecoSunburn and is that just blackbean soup?
ClockTamer: feta cheese is just the goat
goatprince: no that's chevre
goatprince: oh, right. happy honda days to everyone
Arclight_Dynamo: Chevre lait actually does fit the dairy theme...
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ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate that there's a distinct strand of French cooking in Mexico City that dates back to the French invasion and the Maximillan Interlude of the 1860s.
ArtDecoSunburn: @goatprince May the Ford be with you.
RealGamerCow: blue headlights
ArtDecoSunburn: @Zu_o Now I'd love bean soup with paneer.
TomatoKigu: Man, this stream is making me want to fix my pedal plate so I can race again…
Shadowsoflife: do it
Arclight_Dynamo: @ArtDecoSunburn How did we end up talking about the Habsburgs again?
TomatoKigu:
I don't have the energy for it. 
Shadowsoflife: Fair
Strebenherz: i don't have racing controls but as a person who drives for work i'd be very tempted to.. how to say. Go rather apeshit. Take out a sushi or two
DarkMorford: Hi Cori, hey chat
margieargie: @Arclight_Dynamo They have a habit of sticking their chins in all over the place
Strebenherz: (for legal purposes, in a video game of course)
Arclight_Dynamo:
@margieargie
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo Enough car crashes have us resembling a Habsburg jaw?
TehAmelie: it was cause Ferdinand Habsburg is in this race
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DarkMorford: Busy. Been moving all my stuff from the apartment to the new house.
TomatoKigu: Good lord
PharaohBender27:
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Shadowsoflife:
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Ha!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!!
TehAmelie: hooray!
RealGamerCow:
TomatoKigu: As someone whose favourite video game genres include racing simulators and trucking simulator…I highly encourage everyone to get wheel and pedals, and then get assetto corsa on sale for like 2 bucks.
DarkMorford: I still have my Xbox 360 wheel/pedals around somewhere
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Supposedly his grandfather was told sometime in the 1970s that Austria and Hungary were playing in the World Cup, and he asked, "Against whom?"
ArtDecoSunburn: @DarkMorford Congrats again.
PharaohBender27:
@ArtDecoSunburn
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu I learned to drive in the late 90s from a wheel and pedal set.
TomatoKigu:
Good chicane!
TomatoKigu: @ArtDecoSunburn Likewise; Need for speed 2 on a Logitech WingMan Formula Force GP.
TomatoKigu: Why Logitech decided to brand *all* their gaming peripherals as "WingMan" in the 90s, I still do not know.
Juliamon: it was a trendy term
Shadowsoflife: You could, just saying >_>
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'll happily eat them
TomatoKigu: @Juliamon I mean it was their brand for their joysticks…which arguably was The Gaming Accessory in the 90s
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RockPusher: That sushi is on sale. It's going fast!
RealGamerCow: you have at least 2 laps left
Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig nom
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Well, "Wings" was a popular "Must see" NBC sitcom.
Strebenherz: Hey Cori, besides the Cori steel cutter and mountain monastery, do you have a favorite mtg card? or like a "i would collect these like cam collects saddleback lagacs"
Strebenherz: valid, lands good
TomatoKigu: I believe there is a correct answer to "what is the best card in magic"
Juliamon: also, the success of the Walkman encouraged companies to tack -man onto their tech products (though quickly replaced with the 'i' prefix instead when the ipod came out)
Sarah_Serinde: I've been collecting the LotR cards, there are so many pretty ones
ArtDecoSunburn: How about a dead card game? Is there an IP you wish had a card game now?
TheMandrew:
i love my Cori signed Cori-Steel Cutter 
Sarah_Serinde:
Strebenherz:
Noted
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehe
TheKingWiggins: The Horse Wrath of God you did for me in Vegas isn’t current obsession
ContingentCat: magic cards make great bookmakes
ContingentCat: *bookmarks
RealGamerCow: that reminds me I have to sell my dual lands from unlimited
Laurence72: (rushes out to buy twenty... sees the price... reconsiders)
TheKingWiggins: *is my
RealGamerCow: Or maybe send them in to Desert Bus
Juliamon: again??
Shadowsoflife: Game?
TomatoKigu: Ok, who thought about numbers?
NotCainNorAbel: do you think about numbers
margieargie: Ah, this is back
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Strebenherz: okay i thought my stream froze
Arclight_Dynamo: Thought about numbers too hard, huh?
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Travilogue: Too many numbers
ContingentCat: did you think about numbers too much/
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Numbers are recurring.
xantos69: Ah, the Shaggy defense.
KeytarCat: I didn't know black lotus was a number
PharaohBender27: Did you think about numbers, Cori?
Sarah_Serinde: Think this is the same issue Ian had early on
Juliamon: iirc Ian had to restart the race
PharaohBender27: Because thinking about numbers is what did this to Ian earlier today
margieargie: @KeytarCat It's a lot of numbers, with a dollar sign in front
Sarah_Serinde: He ended up restarting the race yeah
TomatoKigu: Ian had to quit and start over
RealGamerCow: o no!
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 "Do you like movies about gladiators, Timmy?"
MalFnord: rip computer, thought of pit stop and died
Shadowsoflife: welp
RockPusher: impromptu drone zone
Shadowsoflife: That drone
TomatoKigu: Quit, and start anew from content manager
Wolfstrike_NL: Huh!
Arclight_Dynamo: The current time in France is 1:22 AM, if we can set that?
TomatoKigu: We can set the time next time it crashes
TomatoKigu: Not if, but when
Sarah_Serinde: oh Cori gets to drive in the sun for a change
mtvcdm: Daytime driving is what the Cori has earned
PharaohBender27: @TomatoKigu I'm curious what's causing that bug
TheMandrew: hey chat, has anyone suggested to Ian instead of 24 Hours of LeMans, he could do 64 Minutes of Wave Race 64?
Strebenherz: memory overflow leak? @PharaohBender27
TomatoKigu: @PharaohBender27 As someone with many many hours in Assetto Corsa I wonder the same…I suspect one of the mods, though not sure which
Strebenherz: (i am kind of spitballing with that one but it does seem odd that it just happens randomly like that)
Shadowsoflife: That mean the all the busses are back?
TomatoKigu: Never had that happen myself at least.
Anubis169: wasn't me
Strebenherz: for now at least @Shadowsoflife
Shadowsoflife: Neat
Strebenherz: also did someone say this was $2 on steam atm? >.>
fiftymcnasty: yes
RealGamerCow: yes it is
mtvcdm: yes
Strebenherz: Yes
Texan_Reverend: @TheMandrew I unapologetically love WaveRace 64, and I would enjoy a stream of it.
TehAmelie: we're playing against the game of life?
adept_nekomancer: Oh, I was thinking the cellular automata, yeah
ClockTamer: it’s nice seeing all the cars grouped up
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RealGamerCow: and there are 55 instead of 120 this time?
Arclight_Dynamo: A Conway glider would be a hilarious car for this, TBF
Strebenherz: happy pride
Shadowsoflife:
RealGamerCow: The runway stairs like to block
TomatoKigu: Those stairs do be swervin
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu Can we drive up the stairs?
FanboyBryan: is that a choroQ car?
TheMerricat: yep
FanboyBryan:
this is a great group of cars
ArtDecoSunburn: Six of one. . .
accountmadeforants: I see we've thoroughly destroyed the timelines and/or destabilized the Earth's orbit
Wolfstrike_NL: previous years / attempts said no to driving up the stairs
Sarah_Serinde: @FanboyBryan Yes!
TomatoKigu: I think it's breaking that way because of 13 year old racing AI
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want the real answer Cori?
AugmentingPath: @Arclight_Dynamo "How aggressive is this thing set?!" "It's not aggressive, it just always moves diagonally!"
accountmadeforants:
@FanboyBryan You might just be the first person to recognize those and not just call them Micro Machines
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Is this how we'll undo the 2012 Mayan calendar curse?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then it is all the mice in the computer breaking their wheels
Despoiler98: pfffft who need wheels
Strebenherz:
clearly you need to hit them harder
FanboyBryan:
@accountmadeforants 
fantastic
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: 'Confidential' and 'children' both start with C.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu I like the implication that the problem could be not the age of 13 but that 13 makes it a tempermental adolescent.
accountmadeforants: Lrrbot.......
DarkMorford: 'Cookie' also start with C.
TomatoKigu: Twitch Chat - it's like outsourcing your intrusive thoughts
TomatoKigu: @ArtDecoSunburn lmao didn't think of that
MungoDude watched 7 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
hi Cori, hi chat
TheMerricat: For those joining us late, the "Micro Machine" wannabe cars are imported from Choro-Q 3, a japanese only racing game that is based on Choro-Q cars, which are tiny 'pullback' cars in real life kinda like Micro Machines.... They were sold in the NA under the name Penny Racers.
goatprince: i've successfully grocered
goatprince: i did not get a block of feta.
ErynTzun: no cheese for goat
ClockTamer: coward
TomatoKigu: goatprince DId you get anything good?
MungoDude: did most of the thing
RockPusher: Accidentally didn't cheese
adept_nekomancer: Congratulations, Matt. ConMattulations.
goatprince: i got two (2) cucumbers
DarkMorford: Extra sharp cheddar?
goatprince: and six (6) e g g
TheMerricat: EGG!
MungoDude:
adept_nekomancer: egg!
TomatoKigu: Eggi!
coriolis_storm: Ooh, dawn is here!
goatprince: egg for juniper
mtvcdm: EGG
Shadowsoflife: E G G
goatprince: treat for juniper
TomatoKigu: @coriolis_storm Nah, dusk
Strebenherz: @coriolis_storm game froze, had to reset
ghyllnox: E G G
Thefluffiestguineapig: How does she like them cooked?
goatprince: more of a savoury treat
goatprince: umamer treat
goatprince: meaty treat
MungoDude: sweetmeat
goatprince: very important
goatprince: it's research
DarkMorford: Umazing!
ghyllnox: Wh- oh, okay
accountmadeforants: I still love how the AE86 has two separate vents for the driver. (And then four more on the passenger side)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please don't give your horses candy unless you cooked it yourself
RockPusher: Variety Meats!
ArdCollider: wait what
ErynTzun: Horses Eating ASMR?
MungoDude: what about honey soy marinated meat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun No they just are sometimes funny when they eat
TomatoKigu: …speaking of sweet meat…anyone catch Dylan Hollis's latest video about the all beef cookbook?
goatprince: horse eating ASMR (the horse is doing the eating)
goatprince: oh that's exceptional
xantos69: What do you mean by "looks good"?
ghyllnox: The Good Spot
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes they can be very un-serious when not being majestic
DarkMorford: Horse girls getting massages? >_>
accountmadeforants: Horses getting massages, horses rolling around in the grass, horses getting hit with pool noodles, all of these are good for the soul
DarkMorford: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses getting massages is always medical massag but the person afterwards often needs a break
frnknstn: GANT GANT
goatprince: you should see a greyhound that's excited for pets
goatprince: they chitter
ghyllnox: Dawwwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also going outside for the first time
ErynTzun: Foals are Mostly Leggies
DarkMorford: Follow that sushi!
MungoDude: too much leg
TomatoKigu: I can't even manage two legs, couldn't imagine four
mtvcdm: I hate having to coordinate my legs
Laurence72: Someone should draw all these scenes...
Thefluffiestguineapig: When foals go outside for the first time they will often fall over from excitement
mtvcdm: Having to make sure my legs don't try to walk at the same time, they just don't listen
TomatoKigu: I too fall over when I go outside.
ghyllnox: Trying to sit on the floor from standing without using my arms is not particularly graceful, in my personal experience
Simonark: All forms of socializing behaviour are hard with equines. Hence the popular stream, Can't Draw Horses Out of Themselves Club
accountmadeforants: Sometimes horses get born with their legs bent backwards/crooked and that makes it even more awkward. Man horse hardware is a pain
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: i saw a video of two giant shire horses backing up and trying to hide from each other cause they saw a cat sitting like 30 meters down the road
TehAmelie: very funny
Sarah_Serinde: oh yes I also saw that
TomatoKigu: If you do a perfect lap sub 6 should be doable
TehAmelie: err hide behind each other
mtvcdm: I recommend putting the car on a series of expertly-spaced catapults
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ooo, special guest wife?
Sarah_Serinde: that would require them to be married
thedepthandbreadthofseth: partner*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: sorry, Cori.
ghyllnox:
goatprince: what's a guestwife and what makes them special
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Please share with the rest of the class (I nee dthis)
Sarah_Serinde:
Simonark: You're just waiting for the right person to come along.
TehAmelie: let me check
accountmadeforants: No hosting, ONLY guest
Juliamon: guestwife is the side piece you marry in vegas
accountmadeforants: >:(
ArdCollider: yeah, Matt not putting a space there did psychic damage
goatprince: crapshot script coalescing....
Tielok: Instead of making white bread from scratch or whatever they just show up with a fruit tray
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe the guest wife fills in as your plus one for dinner parties?
wedge_x: lend-lease wife
MungoDude: oh, it seems the bollards have no hitbox
TomatoKigu: I'm more of a leave at home wife
aquinas_0: just a source of shrimp cocktail
Simonark: It feels like a casting credit on a sitcom in the 70s. "Special Celebrity Guestwife: Morgan Fairchild"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @wedge_x ...She gets pushed overboard when the war ends?
ArtDecoSunburn: @wedge_x She comes with destroyers and tank contracts.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark (Cue "The Love Boat" theme)
ErynTzun: Mod to make the game Burnout
ghyllnox: "Here's an invitation to my party and also your Guest Wife"
RockPusher: ♫ meow meow meow meow meow meow ♫
MungoDude: katamari damacy 🎶
ArtDecoSunburn: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Kind of like the Yugoslav partisans?
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie This is extremely good thank you
AlnessVT: Your On-Meta Wife
ArdCollider: “lm going to LA to be a guestwife but I signed an NDA”
Simonark: Who certifies Guestwifes? Is it a provincial or municipal level thing?
ArtDecoSunburn: Guest Wife school is really intense. They browbeat you into subject matter expertise.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Good morning / evening from South East Asia.
Laurence72: "I'd get one, but my HOA doesn't allow them."
TomatoKigu: Mail order brides are so 20th century
ArtDecoSunburn: @Simonark It's like the Bar Association.
goatprince: male order bride? is that like a guestwife?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @ArtDecoSunburn I was thinking of the Royal Navy, who literally pushed lend-lease aircraft over the side of aircraft carriers so they wouldn't need to pay for them.
ArdCollider: *feral* mail-order bride, m’guestwife, etc.
adept_nekomancer: Mushrooms grow in many climates!
TomatoKigu: These days we're all about the dark web bitcoin brides
ArdCollider:
yes. good. 
Hedonistic_Mushroom: @adept_nekomancer Some mushrooms can even do taxes
TehAmelie: @accountmadeforants majestic creatures
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone managed to get a bingo yet?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Sometimes your American cousins sent too many expensive guest wives and/or fighter planes.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I unintentionally inspired comedy. I'm helping.
adept_nekomancer: Car is fine, car is not dead
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
@ArtDecoSunburn
wedge_x: normal car behavior
MungoDude: @ArtDecoSunburn do we need cheap host-husbands and peaceful aircraft carriers to balance it out?
Simonark: It's actually the Portuguese pronunciation, by the way, Huez-stwife
ArtDecoSunburn: Do cars make Wilhelm screams?
SnackPak_: that what is sounds like when a car squees
Laurence72: Is Second Gear like Second Breakfast?
SolarBlitz1: Gotta downshift a step further every now and then to make sure it knows who's in charge
TomatoKigu: box box box
adept_nekomancer: Oh good, we have the cracks that let us know the windshield is still there.
ArtDecoSunburn: @MungoDude Almost certainly. A guest wife Marshall Plan.
SnackPak_: good thing the pit is right here
loufghyslaufey: @ArtDecoSunburn You'd have to ask John Lasseter
Sarah_Serinde: during pride?
TomatoKigu: girl same
SaxPython: yo are we coming up on sunrise?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
TomatoKigu: sundown
ArtDecoSunburn: @loufghyslaufey Ohh. That burns like a scene gone wrong.
Juliamon: SaxPython sunset, had to restart
PharaohBender27: @SaxPython Cori had to hard restart
Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy pride
SaxPython:
TomatoKigu: No fuel?
ghyllnox:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Laurence72 Fewer hash browns.
Chronomos901: game crashed, car okay. car did not crash
adept_nekomancer: Well, the condition was that we couldn't continue the race...
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The race became unstuck from time (again).
margieargie: Wouldn't everything in this game be a race condition?
TomatoKigu: Got two laps, can come in after those two
ghyllnox:
@margieargie
Travilogue: Oh, is speeding in the pit not a thing this year? Pretty sure 80 km/h is too fast.
wolphiron: Aww there's a typo in the title
Fruan: Oh hey, sunlight.
accountmadeforants: @margieargie Well there aren't any intersections so we know it can't be a deadlock
PharaohBender27: @wolphiron It's easy to fix that. Just go to edit the clip and only mess with the title.
TehAmelie: you can rest your foot by putting it all the way down on the gas pedal, right?
Strebenherz: @wolphiron you can edit the clip still
ArtDecoSunburn: @ScrapyardGhostTrain The Race Before (and After) (and During) Time.
accountmadeforants: Delicious car drank
TomatoKigu: …ok I'm way too locked into the gameplay
TomatoKigu: Pressed my own bake pedal when you rolled back
TehAmelie: oh no
Laurence72: Ah yes, run over all the other pit crews, you'll win when the other cars can't get more gas. Brilliant!!
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Whenever it happens in DC we blame a motorcade.
SaxPython:
RockPusher: Rest it by pushing the clutch in - that's good for lap times right?
TehAmelie: the hotbox pedal
TomatoKigu: Almost 2 AM
adept_nekomancer: No, no... a bake pedal like an oven. So you can bake delicious banana bread while you drive.
PharaohBender27: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:48 PM
Strebenherz: like children before the biting starts
accountmadeforants:
@ArtDecoSunburn
TomatoKigu: My keyboard likes to glitch. Pardon. 🙏
ArdCollider: the bake pedal is cruise control. you cache your velocity once for improved efficiency
wolphiron: I fixed the typo
Fruan: Night is over, their watch has ended.
Juliamon: that's not the first, or even the second time it retired
accountmadeforants: Wait did that car do a wheelie
Juliamon: the buses struggle
SaxPython:
@wolphiron
ErynTzun: Just doesn't
goatprince: yeah sorry that was me
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I empathize with said space bar.
TomatoKigu: Back to the pits
goatprince: we were filming
TomatoKigu: box box box
goatprince: location shoot
Shadowsoflife: I have a squeeze backspace, and it's annoy sometime, it sticks.
goatprince: so far
mtvcdm: My fortune cookie fortune is sponsored by Purdue University, so that's the close of my dinner
RealGamerCow: Seriously just unplug it, wash it with soapy water, rinse, dry. Should be good as gold
r10pez10: location shoot: get matt dinner
Shadowsoflife: @mtvcdm ?? huh
TomatoKigu: Probably don't want to add another 35 liters tho
adept_nekomancer: Engine status: working fine but transmission lives in eternal fear
wedge_x: just speed up, it’ll wear off what it doesn’t need
TehAmelie: and the track goes clockwise so listing right is an advantage really if you think about it
TomatoKigu: …can this car even take 80?
mtvcdm: @Shadowsoflife It literally has the fortune on one side of the slip- education related, of course!- and an ad and QR code for Purdue's online school on the other side
DeM0nFiRe: You got some empty seats, put some gas cans in there
TomatoKigu: Guess we'll find out? lol
Shadowsoflife: @mtvcdm That's interesting.
adept_nekomancer: "We need extra fuel. Just fill up the trunk!"
accountmadeforants: I feel like sometimes Twitch chat's textbox wants to eat characters somehow. It especially likes to eat apostrophes when the keyboard is set to US-International and another application wants focus. (Yes this is specific enough for a bug report and yes I will suffer in silence regardless)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm sosrry?
Mai_Andra: a baby windshield
RealGamerCow: Why does the larger car not simply eat the smaller car
accountmadeforants: I will call things significantly larger than me a baby, this is understandable
goatprince: if i am disdainful to the baby i call it an infant instead
Driosenth: human equivelent to larva
adept_nekomancer: baby (disdainful)
mtvcdm: Weird Lumpy Thing Gender Reveal
accountmadeforants: HOLY SHIT
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am. I love them all so much. they so squishy and helpless
adept_nekomancer: wheeee!
Strebenherz: DAMN
DeM0nFiRe:
LadyAiluros: nooooo the larval state of humans is middle school
IanAllenBird: WHOA
SnackPak_: that was amazing
mtvcdm: OFF THE HIZZY
Simonark: And some of them wind up even worse, as human adults. So.. better to view them with concern.
RealGamerCow: Wow
Dog_of_Myth: holy
RealGamerCow: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
TehAmelie: just had to go back to its home planet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LadyAiluros pupae? nymphs?
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
Fruan: GANT
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
Strebenherz: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
Strebenherz:
dangit, beat me to it @accountmadeforants
Strebenherz:
okay but where were y'all clippers for ian's musing on car mating? or was that like a "yeah not clippin that"
accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz I would like to thank Twitch rendering my clip slightly faster for this achievement.
TehAmelie: there won't be any new car babies
Shadowsoflife: Memories
ContingentCat: as we discussed earlier car birth is complicated
Simonark: Jim Henson's Carb Babies
MajorFrostbyte: are car babies go-karts?
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume the car babies gestate in the trunk?
ClockTamer: baby McQueen
JewelryJelly: so instead of Turbo Teen, Turbo Toddler
ContingentCat: ouch yeah
Micalovits: Hello friends! How's the Gant Gant going?
AlnessVT: Sometimes in a difficult birth they need to pop the hood
Laurence72: are cars marsupials?
adept_nekomancer: Hatchbacks becoming more common is natural selection for ease of birth.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AlnessVT Car c-section.
Shadowsoflife: It's going GANT @Micalovits
Earthenone: !findquote cars
LRRbot: Quote #9441: "They gave me a car and I don't know how to drive!" —Jordynne, excitedly [2025-11-15]
ArtDecoSunburn: @adept_nekomancer Rumble seats are nearly extinct for a reason.
Micalovits: Oh dear
ScrapyardGhostTrain: So it turns out the computer *is* smart enough to not overfill the tank & flood the pit lane with petrol.
adept_nekomancer: All buses are struggle buses in LRRmans
ArtDecoSunburn: I guess cars with rear engine are like platypuses, egg-laying mammals.
MungoDude: at least they fixed the payment options
SnackPak_: did the tub stick the landing?
Micalovits: "You survived? Let me change that!"
Jammy4312: Well they were at least alive before
ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits "Just a love tap."
Strebenherz:
@ScrapyardGhostTrain wait, Assetto Corsa lets you DO that? 
adept_nekomancer: A wild Beej appears!
ContingentCat: Hi Beej
IanAllenBird: o/
RockPusher: ohai Beej
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: Hey Beej, what are your opinions on cars mating?
goatprince: the guestwife has arrived
MungoDude: what up Beej
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Beej
Texan_Reverend: Greeting, Beej! How has today been treating you?
TehAmelie: you know, i've never seen anyone use the term "love tap" without being ironic
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, it's a Beej!
SnackPak_: Beej would be a good guestwife
ContingentCat: all natural mmm
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ArtDecoSunburn: Now we need to hear Beej's thoughts on Victoria ferries, the Habs burgs, and how cars get pregnant.
Texan_Reverend: Jeep Cherokee
ContingentCat: they're very smol
ClockTamer: Penny racers not micromachines
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn the car pregnancy megacut!
Simonark: Oh, of course. Beej's long-running show, Call the Guestwife
accountmadeforants: Also Beej maybe you can answer whether the Jonas Brothers are still alive
ArtDecoSunburn: You have to bring wine. And compliment Cori.
Micalovits: RIP Dawnguard
Texan_Reverend: They were branded Penny Racers here, and you could load a penny in the rear when you pulled them back to make them do wheelies when they launched.
ArdCollider: Beej do you know when crab bucket
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz It's at least nine months long!
RealGamerCow: The buses generally last longer
accountmadeforants: Right, right, the crab bucket dating is also important
Texan_Reverend: Toyota AE86
RockPusher: We need the eurobeat
adept_nekomancer: It's the Initial D car?
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
RockPusher: adept_nekomancer it is
RealGamerCow: The sliders
Strebenherz: !lrrmanscars
Strebenherz: HAH GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME
SnackPak_:
Strebenherz
accountmadeforants: Those dials below the vents aren't actually for the vents. One of them is for the headlights and the other one I forget
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz You have mastered the machine.
putz12a: @Texan_Reverend IIRC, the Transformers Minibots - Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Huffer, ect...) were based on the Penny Racers molds modifed with robot parts.
RealGamerCow: Either is better than a screen
RockPusher:
Reading the manual‽ 
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn "this machine does not distinguish between metal and flesh"
Arclight_Dynamo: Three sea shells...
RockPusher: Beej with that manual-reading behaviour
Texan_Reverend: @putz12a Neat
ClockTamer: that choroq bus just ate shit
Driosenth: Depends on if there is a mechanical linkage to the loovers, or if they are just linear actuators to control servo actuators connected to the loovers
AlnessVT: The Carnomi code
RockPusher: We will learn to fly from ze book of instructions!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz I used to work in Pittsburgh. That city is going to fall hard when the robots rise up against all things flesh.
ContingentCat: it's important to know your market
RealGamerCow: And across the line
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @RockPusher Number One! Sit down.
accountmadeforants: Okay right I checked, the right dial is for the headlights the left dial is for the windscreen wiper.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AlnessVT So you're saying Virgin Mary car got pregnant a special way? And the Popemobile covered it up?
ErynTzun: >_>
Travilogue: Sounds like I should have watched past halfway through episode 4. (The guy was just too annoying)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo I don't like the idea of sharing sea shells in public, especially since all restaurants are Taco Bell.
Texan_Reverend: The standouts this season that my spouse, L, and I have been watching are Farming Life in Another World Season 2 and Reborn as a Vending Machine Season 3.
ExitPursuedByABear: Anyone else watching Akane-Banashi?
Texan_Reverend: We continue to be real suckers for that silly vending machine.
Travilogue: @ExitPursuedByABear So Freaking Good!!
Texan_Reverend:
Boxxo
RockPusher: Boxxo best vending machine!
Travilogue: I am liking Boxxo S3 much more than S2
Strebenherz: there's four sushi ircc
ArtDecoSunburn: I 'm always a little hesitant of how much time to invest before a show improves, as described by fans. "You just have to get through the first seven seasons, and then it really turns a corner!"
Strebenherz: Hi sushi bye sushi
TheMerricat: No love for Secrets of the Silent Witch?
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
NovahTalAura: good video games don’t sell themselves
Travilogue: @TheMerricat Excellent show with banger credits songs
Shadowsoflife: ugh, self promo
solarsheeptoken: what about mornings with james
Arclight_Dynamo: "I have spent decades becoming a master of an art that involves sitting in a room alone. Now, to be successful, I need to go be social and charming. Oh, god..."
Camthelion: turns out the presidents are busy. who knew
Texan_Reverend: I would have Beej on my podcast.
ArtDecoSunburn: Back when I worked in a business school, I almost contacted LRR about writing a case study about your firm. Wanted to interview Graham and Paul. Fascinating story of a company in a very particular niche.
Texan_Reverend: (I do not have a podcast.)
Micalovits: Poor underdressed Graham
TheMerricat:
Podcasts are like Twitch chat, but you can't see when they are popping off about something you've said till after the show is over.
Driosenth: What was in the swag bags, the video didn't show
NovahTalAura: Surprising your guests with a red carpet feels like a bad idea b/c my mental prep for doing peopling would be so thrown off
Driosenth: SILVER!
wedge_x: @NovahTalAura the deals with 'celbrities' almost certianly involved more detail
jessicaengle: Oh hi chat.
Shadowsoflife: o/
jessicaengle: Can't spend horses club?
TheMerricat: @NovahTalAura It certainly wouldn't make my social anxiety any less to find out the event was red carpet and I was in tshirt and shorts.
Strebenherz: oh for fuck's sake
Driosenth: 1973 were the mountie quarters
NovahTalAura: @TheMerricat exactly. I like to dress appropriately to stuff to help deal with that
Strebenherz:
Strebenherz: did she manage to get her collection/rebuild it?
ContingentCat: personal vlue regardless
Strebenherz: what'd you say it was? 1973 mounty quarters?
Driosenth: similar to the US's 1976 Drummer boy Bicentenial quarters, not actually worth that much
TheMerricat: Chat, I won't tell you HOW MANY silver dollars that dipshits would come in and try to use as legit dollars when I was a clerk at a gas station. I think I had 50 by the time I left there.
Decaped: Kids only think that until they don't.
Strebenherz: Answer to Beej, according to google. Apparently roughly a quarter, potentially a lot more depending on if they had a rare one, or value. So mostly sentimental value.
Cptasparagus: This is why, as the youngest, I am still the executor of my parents' will, because my siblings are not to be trusted
ErynTzun: Most 1973 Canadian quarters (Small Bust) are worth $0.25 (face value) in circulated grades. In top Gem grades the same coin reaches $150+ (MS67). However, if your coin is the rare Large Bust variety, even a heavily circulated example starts at $75–$100 — and an MS65 can reach $1,500–$2,500 CAD.
TheMerricat: Everything is communal but _their_ stuff. Because that's theirs, and it's very important you respect that it's theirs.
LadyAiluros: wait till you get to the point where you HAVE to go sniffing around b/c you need info and your parents are sidelined
LadyAiluros: it is weird AF
wedge_x: @TheMerricat I still have like $5 or $6 of them from when my parents owned a hardware store. My mom collected $2 bills for a while too
ErynTzun: Looks like it's the same as in the US, it depends on now many there are but most of them are just worth their face value.
ContingentCat: it's great living alone sometimes
Strebenherz: I definitely saw coins come in occasionally while cashiering that were just "yeah this is suspiciously old"
Micalovits: @ContingentCat Yup! Just me, my cats, and my own mess!
ContingentCat: @Micalovits same just my cat to mess with my stuff
Micalovits: And so so much un/partly painted warhammer
Strebenherz: OH SHIT oh no
Strebenherz: that's not good
Wrexadecimal: ope
letsbelgo: If it helps, it was a really good password
exeJayce: ah yes the great TTSF accident of 2026
letsbelgo: I dont think it would be easy to crack
wedge_x: Reindeer Flotilla
Juliamon: the worst possible TTSF he could have done it on too, as he wasn't even scheduled to do tech stuff
Driosenth: no penalties though
TheMerricat:
Sentence Long Passwords are really fun to have and super hard to crack123.
JewelryJelly: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
JewelryJelly: Damon Gant?\
RockPusher: !lrrmanscars
ErynTzun: Rally Navigator
Despoiler98:
I have a bunch of Kennedy $.50 coins from the 80s and 90s cause for some reason whenever we got together when I was a kid my great uncle would give them to me
Shadowsoflife: GA....NT
ElektroTal: huh, this game is only 5 bucks on steam
JewelryJelly: Is one of the cars in this a kei truck? Because that would be awesome.
Juliamon: ElektroTal Frequently goes on sale too!
TomatoKigu: There is indeed a kei truck in the race
TheMerricat:
@Despoiler98 Same here, I don't know why but in the 80's and 90's all the adults were super into giving kids weird coinage.
electra310: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
JewelryJelly: My parents gave my cousins silver dollars for their birthday up until they reached college.
ElektroTal: are you playing with a controller, wheel or keyboard?
JewelryJelly: @TheMerricat For my family it was savings bonds
Strebenherz: Yeah she's not joking, Ian was getting absolutely bodied as well
Driosenth: aggression level underflow
electra310: Are we racing sashimi?
Texan_Reverend: @ElektroTal It's a modified version of the Thrustmaster TMX wheel.
RockPusher: and gear shift
ElektroTal: my son has been getting into racing games so now i have to pay attention
SnackPak_: well know fact
exeJayce: you're so nice, Beej, LMAO
TheMerricat:
@JewelryJelly Had those too, everytime I managed to save up $100, Mom would drive us to the bank to force me to buy a $20 savings bond. And god I was so pissed off when I grew up and went in to cash them and the fees to cash them meant they actually were worth less than what I orginally paid for them.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It was Lexus, now it's Tesla.
SquareDotCube: Car Talk had a thing with Volkswagen Jetta drivers
ErynTzun: I didn't even hang out in forums but the Audi thing permeated beyond that
MalFnord: Something Awful Forums users being weird about people who do things?! My monocle just popped off!
ErynTzun: LOL
JewelryJelly: @TheMerricat I had a crapton of them and they paid for like...three textbooks when I started college
Wrexadecimal:
Jetta driver reporting in.
Shadowsoflife:
margieargie: I should get a Jetta then
raulghoulia: I also drive a jetta
ErynTzun: there is only the Beej sample
ContingentCat: my dad used to drive a Jetta
Camthelion: Beej. my roommate wants a jetta....they cant see in 3d
ArdCollider: LOL I lost my depth perception in a Jetta crash but I was not the driver
exeJayce: I knew ONE person with a jetta.... I'm fairly certain it's now in a junkyard
ErynTzun: @ArdCollider a sample of TWO!
ArtDecoSunburn: Was Jetta the VW with the 90s ad where everything slowed down and syncopated to the beat?
wedge_x: I'm the outboard depth perception
ElektroTal:
@ArdCollider ngl ard, when beej said that my mind immediately went to you
Zu_o: so it's not that Jetta drivers are unable to see 3d, it's that Jettas CAUSE loss of depth perception
VorlonScout: We own a Jetta and as of now our depth perception still functions
RubikDarkwill: Sounds like my dad, who only has one eye so can't see in 3D, needs at get a Jetta
TomatoKigu: The anime was pretty cute too
DarkMorford: Bakuon was a fun anime
Xan_The_Quiet: my uincle was a jetta driver for years, he can see in 3d, but he does have a pretty gnarly glasses prescirtion
ArdCollider: technically laptop screens and airbags cause it but the Jetta is the prerequisite
exeJayce: does that mean I'm destined to have one since I have extremely poor depth perception?
kingandcommoner: Did you watch Super Cub? Similar premise
TomatoKigu: Super Cub was also very cute
Texan_Reverend: @ElektroTal As far as entry points to racing game setups, there are a couple main options. The Logitech G920/G923 is great out of the box and is decently durable. However, it's $300+ USD and doesn't have a ton of expandability. The Thrustmaster TMX is only ~$150, but it only has a two-pedal setup instead of a three-pedal. That said, there's a lot more available for mods and add-on equipment, including a way better three-pedal deck and a traditional manual shifter.
Viewers_Like_You: My Mom used to drive a Jetta and she can see 3D, but its engine exploded, so it's probably not a good sample
Texan_Reverend: There are others, of course, but those are two of the best places to start with racing wheel setups.
DeM0nFiRe: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
JewelryJelly: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
DarkMorford: The blonde twin-tailed tsundere. Shocking, I know.
Shadowsoflife: GANT
PharaohBender27: Speaking of Japanese motorcycles, I have a joke: Did you hear that two rival biker gangs formally made peace at their favororite dealership? It's called the Honda Accord.
JKBalch: Gant
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gee Ay En Tee.
SquareDotCube: Thanks for reminding me of the Suzuki Samurai, Beej.
ArtDecoSunburn: Remember Suzuki Joe?
JewelryJelly: @artdecosunburn I think it was Isuzu Joe
ContingentCat: the only car stereotype I know is Suberu is for lesbians
JewelryJelly: I don't know how the Jeep rubber duck thing began
ArtDecoSunburn: @JewelryJelly (Laughs) So it was. I was confusing with a local dealer in Birmingham, Suzuki Man, who pitched himself as the opposite of Isuzu Joe.
TomatoKigu: As a lesbian who yearns for an impreza I approve of this stereotype.
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Hey Beej is here spewing CarFacts
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat The Subaru stereotype I know is that it's the car Oregonians get, which as one, scans
JewelryJelly: @ArtDecoSunburn I remember Isuzu Joe because one time he cross dressed as his sister Isuzu Suzie for a commercial and it was...not very good (this was the late 80s)
Driosenth: Beej, do you differentiate between "Noodle Around" and "Tool Around"?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat There are some ethnic stereotypes, around lowriders and Buicks and the like.
Wrexadecimal: The most prevalent one I know is cybertrucks are only driven by divorced dads.
ElektroTal: she's a rich girl but shes going too fast? can you rely on the old man's money?
PharaohBender27: *as an Oregonian. Our family car is a Toyota Avalon.
SquareDotCube: huh, not a Can-Am?
RockPusher: A 50cc dealeo
JewelryJelly: Every time I see a Cybertruck: BOO HISS Every time I see a kei truck which are legal in my state: YAAAAYY
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Oh this is Baku-on
DarkMorford: Lime-senpai!
Wrexadecimal: @JewelryJelly A natural reaction.
ErynTzun: The Mystery student
ArtDecoSunburn: @JewelryJelly The actor -- David Leisure? -- famously played a sleazy neighbor on "Empty Nest."
Hedonistic_Mushroom: And she has a bow and pigtails
wedge_x: she's a Judge
RockPusher: Klutz and Skirt is great
SquareDotCube: Sounds like that anime needs someone that drives a Can-Am Spyder.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ElektroTal The cheating side of town?
RockPusher: ironically the least ecchi of the rom coms
Travilogue: Klutz Skirt is soooo good
RatherLargeToad: shockingly wholesome for that title
ContingentCat: I wonder how motorcycles give birth
Arclight_Dynamo: @SquareDotCube Ah yes. "Let's put wheels on a snowmobile."
SnackPak_: I feel like motorcycles lay eggs for some reason
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu May your vehicular yearnings be one day sated!
RockPusher: Paladin-coded
ContingentCat: @SnackPak_ yeah there isn't really room to carry the baby
RockPusher: Lawful Stupid
ArtDecoSunburn: @SnackPak_ Wasn't that a plot point in FLCL?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Sidecar!
IanAllenBird: oh nooooo
SnackPak_: o7
LadyAiluros: boom
Shadowsoflife: o7
Creature_Comforts: o7
RockPusher: *was* the transmission
PharaohBender27: F
wedge_x: it is now an ex-transmission
Driosenth: Iterate the Counter!
ArtDecoSunburn: @JewelryJelly Jeep people have a summer camp thing, I think.
margieargie: #7, that I've counted at least
Shadowsoflife: is that 7 now?
RealGamerCow: good news, the penalties reset!
IanAllenBird: o7
Arclight_Dynamo: We need to stop feeding shelter transmissions to the pit mechanic.
MadameAdversary: is that important? did we need that?
LordZarano: 69 second penalty
RockPusher: Student council president is great
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Straight male idiocy is my favorite genre
LadyAiluros: this is Ian of course it is
ScrapyardGhostTrain: There is no 6th gear, Beej.
LadyAiluros: I wish i ahd learned to drive stick as a kid
Despoiler98: chat is the stream timer correct we're almost 11 hours in?
r10pez10: there is reverse gear though
ArtDecoSunburn: Heel- and toe- it, Beej.
Texan_Reverend: @Despoiler98 Yes, that's correct.
margieargie: Less "no 6th gear" and more "6th gear gives you a fun easter egg where you get a chance to iterate the broken transmission counter"
letsbelgo: what care are we in? Is it a trueno?
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Fun!
Despoiler98: @Texan_Reverend oh boy, just gettin started then
letsbelgo: car*
Welbog: Beej directed the Pitt?
Texan_Reverend: @letsbelgo It's a Toyota AE86.
letsbelgo: ah
jessicaengle: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3281: "Turn Beej into the perfect human." —Ian [2016-08-22]
letsbelgo: still inital d land
Despoiler98: I've only driven over 100mph once in my life and it was when I was in my 30s I don't think I could comprehend driving that fast anymore
RealGamerCow: no 6th
Arclight_Dynamo: I once accidentally hit 150 kph driving through Quebec.
jessicaengle: @Despoiler98 I did once. I don't feel strongly that I ever want to do it again
margieargie: Stealth mode activated
Travilogue: Pretty sure I hit 100 mph on the way to school once (speedometer maxed at 85)
jessicaengle:
RockPusher: honka honka
margieargie: Oh, right
ArtDecoSunburn: I will again mention that last night chat concluded in the 1940s Cori, Ian, Heather, and Beej would make a delightful regular pair of bridge couples. They'd have weekly bridge night.
gsyhiap:
Texan_Reverend: Dark mode engaged.
Shadowsoflife: always
RockPusher: also your lights
Shadowsoflife:
NEVER!
e_bloc: I'm sure some of the lights are redundant
PharaohBender27: Let's GOOO, Alpha Flight!
Texan_Reverend: I feel unreasonably annoyed about how blue that van's headlights were.
TomatoKigu: Current Le Mans time: 02:42. First Light: 05:18. Sunrise: 05:59
Earthenone: !updog
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Texan_Reverend: The factory lights would have been typical, old-school halogens. Nice and warm light.
RockPusher: ♫ Go Left! Life is peaceful there! ♫
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RealGamerCow: In a real car you can find the catch point
RealGamerCow: on a clutch
TomatoKigu: To be fair Ian broke a fair amount himself
Driosenth: I believe in the chat that believes Cory
Arclight_Dynamo: I have just noticed there is no key in the ignition.
margieargie: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't worry about it
gibbousm: what hour of LRRMans are we in?
Barb4rian: Seem to be missing some headlights
PharaohBender27: @gibbousm Stream-wise, or game-wise?
Zu_o: @Arclight_Dynamo gnocci in the ignition is the name of my italian restaurant go cart combo restaurant
gibbousm: @PharaohBender27 gamewise I guess?
LordZarano: ガント
PharaohBender27: Gant Gant!
TomatoKigu: Blue flag means faster car behind you
goatprince:
these days are so hard for transmissions
r10pez10: blue shell means you're the fastest car
PharaohBender27: @gibbousm So the last hard restart was about 80 minutes ago
letsbelgo: infinite drift
goatprince: driving on feta,,,,
Viewers_Like_You: I'm sure all four of your wheels are pointed in the direction(s) you expect them to be
TomatoKigu: Coming up on pit lane
Shadowsoflife taps chest twice
RealGamerCow: big strugs getting inthere
TomatoKigu: According to the graphics 60, according to in-game pit limiter 80
RealGamerCow: flappy paddles are so much better!
RockPusher: looked like the game of life is over
TomatoKigu: Even Nascar switched away from H-pattern shifters…
IanAllenBird: lmaooo
letsbelgo: alpha flight isnt awake
RockPusher: last box Beej
jessicaengle: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
DeM0nFiRe: alpha flight what r u doin
Shadowsoflife: Their best
jessicaengle: Good scootin'
RealGamerCow: the men have no collision, so you can run them over with impunity
RockPusher: "In" the box
TomatoKigu: Close enough
DeM0nFiRe:
PopeWorldbuild: Welcome to the highlights.
wedge_x: tires melting, just like Speed Racer
TomatoKigu: Another!
Strebenherz: no straights here. happy pride
jessicaengle: Time to f'kin walk then, I guess
PopeWorldbuild: 100%
TomatoKigu: So true, pride month says no straight driving
RockPusher:
no counting required - drive until you run out of boxes then back-in
TomatoKigu:
Go Beej Go!
AdamYMHMI: Sam Reich driving a car: I've been in-gear the whole time
Texan_Reverend: Go, Beej Racer!
RockPusher: ♫ Go Beej Racer, Go Beej Racer, Go Beej Racer Goooooooo! ♫
fiftymcnasty: breaking iwth left foot is a thing in racing
TomatoKigu: brake
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TomatoKigu: wait what
e_bloc: its a fast 180
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LordZarano: These straights are public roads most of the year, hence the road markings
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TomatoKigu: Did we blow a transmission/
margieargie: Broken transmission count is 8
IanAllenBird: o7
RealGamerCow: how on earth
Driosenth: Interate the Counter!
e_bloc: driving on straights during pride month?
Sarah_Serinde: ah, break time
RockPusher: The penalty was the transmissions we lost along the way
akwirente: Put in H.
VorlonScout: That's me in the corner / That's me at the stop light / Losing my transmission
PharaohBender27: @LordZarano God imagine if these roads were your usual commute, and suddenly it's like "Sorry, find an alternate route!"
TomatoKigu:
I love LRRMAns.
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 oh no I've sped too much
PharaohBender27:
@margieargie
e_bloc: wrong reply my bad
margieargie: Blown transmission speedrun
RealGamerCow: going to too high of a gear is not too horrible. Going into a too low gear is.
TomatoKigu: Note: If you genuinely want to know about blue flag; Faster car behind you, stay in your lane so you don't cause a crash when they overtake you.
Anubis169: Zoooooooooooooooooom!!
Anubis169: Put in 2nd, put it in 3rd.
Anubis169: Jam on the gas! JAM ON THE GAS!
suntone: @margieargie Thanks for the gift sub!
adept_nekomancer: Just letting the wall that we're watching it.
adept_nekomancer: *know that we're watching it
margieargie: I'm sure it's fine with this car though
Fruan: Can't teleport to the pit in real life, sadly
e_bloc: looks like you blew a seal
TomatoKigu: @e_bloc "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it" ?
Sarah_Serinde:
e_bloc: @TomatoKigu maybe its just cold out
adept_nekomancer: For a race like this, though, they must order transmissions in bulk, there has to be some savings.
Anubis169: They do that every race anyway, why not every lap to make sure?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Cori, that's exactly what F1 did during the 90s.
margieargie: Car of Theseus
margieargie: Yeah, those ones do NOT want you on the road
Anubis169: If you replace the transmission enough times...
TomatoKigu: Race cars…as long as the monocoque is in one piece you can replace pretty much everything else and call it the same car.
e_bloc: didnt know it was that kinda race
Anubis169: is the 4th gear you put it in last lap the same as the 4th gear now?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
KeytarCat: lrrmans of theseus
RealGamerCow: they weigh 10 pounds and are glued to the road
margieargie: Just a gentle tap
letsbelgo: lol
RealGamerCow: still have headlights!
aquinas_0: oh good theres still lights!!!
wedge_x: ah your backup sensor
TomatoKigu: If it makes you feel better, that corner is the second most common for IRL race cars to spin out in too
TomatoKigu: The white bar is your delta from best lap
Creature_Comforts: I believe that's your delta compared to last lap
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a tach.
Creature_Comforts: Or best lap. I'm not sure
TomatoKigu: oh that white bar
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! Speed? I thought a tach.
e_bloc: amount of bird poop currently on track
Anubis169: speed recommendation in reference to the upcoming road
Anubis169: ?
TomatoKigu: That's definitely tach; them revvs
margieargie: Oh yeah, 100 tachometer
margieargie: *100%
RealGamerCow: Oh, the SKINNY white bar
Anubis169: ahh
TomatoKigu: …no picturing a race car with a tachograph
Viewers_Like_You: rpm, not mph (and yes, different m's)
Anubis169: so does Canada use KPH or MPH?
adept_nekomancer: The tachometer. It measures how many tachyons are in the car.
Viewers_Like_You: @Anubis169 Yep
RockPusher: died to fast food
NovahTalAura: no one shirley is on screen
e_bloc: I actually hadnt realized there are two white bars up there
RealGamerCow: that will make you bloated
IanAllenBird: I could go for so much rice
TheKingWiggins: kilocalories? more like killer calories
Anubis169: Viewers_Like_You: 'cause our speedos in UK do both, officially we're MPH but we have KPH on the inner ring for if we dip over to mainland EU
TomatoKigu: Now one more lap!
Anubis169: eyy!
ghyllnox: I have fresh salted garlic rice and coconut curry
RealGamerCow: Beej best lap 14:42
wedge_x: they should number them
e_bloc: Beej is now racecar certified
adept_nekomancer: "I have to go through the gears *in order*? So many demands!"
Anubis169: "If you can't find 'em, grind 'em"
Viewers_Like_You: @Anubis169 Canada road signs etc are metric, and speedos do the same thing as yours but in reverse (big kph, small mph for going to the States)
e_bloc: I think it makes more sense to move through gears with a geometric progression
Arclight_Dynamo: @Anubis169 Canadian speedometers have KPH big, MPH as the small inner ring for US driving.
ghyllnox: @Anubis169 My Honda (Japanese so KPH) sold and driven in the US (MPH) also has both
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
r10pez10: i should renumber my gears by number of teeth
ghyllnox: But! The MPH is the big ring
Anubis169: and you drive on the right
Texan_Reverend: In third, you're doing highway speeds.
r10pez10: my kei truck only has room for a speedo and no tacho i love it
Viewers_Like_You: Yes, Canada and US both drive on the right
TomatoKigu: Yep, French country roads.
Texan_Reverend: So, yeah. It feels slow by comparison, but it's still pretty fast for right angle turns.
Anubis169: r10pez10: in-game or IRL? 'cause if you have a keitruck IRL that's badass
TomatoKigu: This straight in particular, the mulsanne straight, is a regular road; you can see road signs on the sides of it
r10pez10: Anubis169 IRL, I love it
Anubis169:
ghyllnox: @r10pez10 Nice nice nice nice
Anubis169: those things are the workhorse of an entire economy
Anubis169: (those and the smaller toyota runabout pickup trucks which can strangely out-pull a dodge challenger)
margieargie: If memory serves the normal speed limit for the regular road parts of this is 90 km/h
TomatoKigu: The upcoming corner is right before a roundabout when it's not a race track
letsbelgo: I went 110 mph in my old ford explorer on an empty highway stretch
ContingentCat: yeah I like going fast
I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho friends
margieargie:
@TomatoKigu In fact I think Beej just went through the roundabout part instead of the actual race configuration
RealGamerCow: I got up to 135 mph in my dad's Maxima in high school. Kind of terrifying
ghyllnox:
Travilogue: Well, the faster you go the more the gyroscopic effect keeps you from falling over, right ?
TomatoKigu: margieargie Sure did lol
I_Am_Clockwork: how goes the vroom vrooms today?
thebuzzstreams: Cori on next Road Quest?
Arclight_Dynamo: Tamago are notoriously fast, true.
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Anubis169: I've got a Ford Fiesta 1.6 TDCi, and I've never had the heart to go faster than 70mph (112kph) 'cause I'm petrified of getting points on my licence
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
ContingentCat: Gant
ghyllnox: GANT
akwirente: Commentator's curse
thebuzzstreams: mmmmmm, gant
Anubis169: accelleration is fair game, that I'll rag like hell
Anubis169: but top speed I don't go over the speed limit
TomatoKigu: Helpful punt to keep you on circuit, they're just helping
radiowasabi2014: oh the donut mill
Anubis169: with what money?
radiowasabi2014: good luck, it'll die like all the other attempts
RealGamerCow: i drove fast from calgary to edmonton because there was a tornado on target to cross the highway
HbombAndFriends: moar trainz plz!
radiowasabi2014: hi
radiowasabi2014: ahoy hoy
ContingentCat: we're still trying to get a high speed rail from Montreal to toronto, the most obvious place for it in the country and NIMBYs keep doing their thing
radiowasabi2014: if there's gonna be a train option or fast travel method between edmonton and calgary it has to take at least less than an hour
radiowasabi2014: no way
Arclight_Dynamo: City spanning tunnel.
radiowasabi2014: they want a high speed line between toronto and quebec city and the farmers are already protesting the land corridor
radiowasabi2014: there still isn't even a land road between grande prairie and fort mcmurray
ContingentCat: @radiowasabi2014 yeah they've been talking about that for a while, it would make so much sense and be so good, but yup keeps getting stopped
adept_nekomancer: High speed, so you can outrun the flames
RealGamerCow: US: "We don't need high speed rail to cities with population over 1 million" Canada: "We're going to send rail to a town of 5,000"
ghyllnox: If you make the track area wide enough it's a firebreak
radiowasabi2014: there are major potholes on highway 63 that the municipality is filling themselves because the provincial government wont!
Zu_o: I trust the UCP to build a train as much as I trust them to run a government
TomatoKigu: Fifth on mulsanne straight seems reasonable
radiowasabi2014: another truck got stuck under the high level bridge again the other day
adept_nekomancer: I mean, I hope at least some of the Canadian high speed rail projects succeed, so that maybe California can perhaps be shamed into getting their act together and finishing theirs
Zu_o: @radiowasabi2014 Took out the height warning sign too.
ArdCollider: Boston had an astounding Storrowing last week.
TomatoKigu:
Getting better every lap.
e_bloc: nature is healing
Juliamon: Storrow is iconic
TomatoKigu: Good cornering
Valkryir: I think almost every country has a really low bridge that we all delight in seeing the hubris of drivers thinking they can make it
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
radiowasabi2014:
LordZarano: GAN'T
CaptainSpam: Welp, toss another transmission on the pile.
margieargie: Broken transmission count is 9
letsbelgo: crunchy
TomatoKigu: Beej is a two transmission stinter
IanAllenBird: o7
adept_nekomancer: Off to the great junkyard in the sky
Anubis169: Transmit the new transmission!
radiowasabi2014: the most dangerous game
radiowasabi2014: finding beej
SnackPak_:
I though lying was Ian's thing?
TheBorzoi: Have there been many clippable moments so far?
RockPusher: Success: You have found Beej. Problem: Beej has found you!
CaptainSpam: Never on Tuesdays, except on Tuesdays.
ContingentCat: Unless it's February
thebuzzstreams: Gonna be weird seeing a new vid on the vlog channel and it not be Graham, but I'm all here for it
ContingentCat: I thought it's not supposed to do that?.
Welbog: Miramichi is a sh sound, not a ch sound.
margieargie: Did they tow it outside the environment?
Shadowsoflife: well what happen?
Texan_Reverend: Fascia = fay-shuh
goatprince: wait, your dad's car is a fascist?
ArdCollider: sorry cori that’s what it’s called
Texan_Reverend: But yes. Cars have fascia.
RealGamerCow: it connects to Maine, yeah
ContingentCat: yeah I think there's another crossing east of Windsor
Welbog: I used to watch movies in Maine before you needed passport to go there.
RubikDarkwill: So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this?
Texan_Reverend: If they "worked it out with Saturn", this event must have occurred quite a long time ago.
r10pez10: sega, huh
VorlonScout: correct. I-95 in Houston, ME
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
RealGamerCow: Lots of meth up there too
VorlonScout: Been across that one a couple of times
ContingentCat: you mean the great lakes? yeah they're big
goatprince: goats you say
RealGamerCow: it's near Arizona
ContingentCat: Driving from New Bruswick to Arizona is quite a choice
VorlonScout: having to type one handed because a sleeping kitten is using my hand as a pillow
jessicaengle:
IanAllenBird: D :
jessicaengle: @VorlonScout awwww
Shadowsoflife:
WriterRaven flops back into chat
Driosenth: what's the size of the gas tank?
Driosenth: Who's Will?
Shadowsoflife: some guy
Texan_Reverend: At least the Palisade is only a V6 compared to whatever massive thing the motorhome has to run.
ArtDecoSunburn: I just had to give up my Santa Fe dueto an accident. Had the car since 2019. Good car.
xantos69: Buying Solar was the best investment I ever made in my house. I love it
accountmadeforants: A hybrid doesn't even need to be plug-in to be wildly more efficient than a pure gasoline car
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Heat pumps also have built in backups for below that
hieroglyphica: I'm back from visiting my friend! Hello chat
RockPusher: big old hunk of iron
accountmadeforants: There are also newer heat pumps for large installations that are basically in series with one another, where their temperature ranges compliment one another. It'd be fun to see those at a smaller scale.
RockPusher: a transmission that breaks YOU?
Driosenth: Allision has been going down hill for a while
Texan_Reverend: My spouse and I are converting a shuttle bus to an RV, and my goal is to eventually cover the roof in solar panels with a hookup that can connect to the house. That way they can feed the house during the majority of the time while we're at home.
Driosenth: Heavy Equipment Mechs
ArtDecoSunburn: @Texan_Reverend Good luck.
hieroglyphica: My BIL has a weird diesel Benz with modifications, and he bought it from the guy who modified it cause the guy was tired of finding specialist mechanics. My BIL is a specialist diesel mechanic, he's pretty much the only guy who is equipped for that car
ghyllnox: Stuff breaks down. Sometimes because of wear, sometimes because of mines or missiles
Driosenth: East or West Dakota?
KaleidoscopeMind: middle dakota?
accountmadeforants:
@hieroglyphica
LordZarano: α7
accountmadeforants: An "I've trained my whole life for this moment"
IanAllenBird: don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened?
Shadowsoflife: is omega buss still on?
Texan_Reverend: Sad that it ended.
Astramentha: α7
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Those are the Mercedes they show in cinematic commercials ferrying diplomats and organs up snowy mountain passes. Everyone except their operators are flummoxed.
LordZarano: ΓΑΝΤ
Driosenth: AI can't do complex trade skills
Driosenth: AI can't do alot
Astramentha: Yeah, AI proof
ArtDecoSunburn: @Driosenth Yet. Thank goodness for stairs.
accountmadeforants: @Driosenth Yes but AI can *pretend* to do a lot while causing problems!
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Bingo.
KeytarCat: All the time, Cori. all the time
KadmosTech: @accountmadeforants you're absolutely right!
Astramentha: I’m feeling so attacked right now
Driosenth: LazyBoi 500
ArtDecoSunburn: Just recline all the time, even for meals, like Roman patricians.
IanAllenBird: that's probably fine
Fruan: Wouldn't an unpadded ottoman just be... a table? Maybe a stool?
RealGamerCow: beejspreading
e_bloc: king sized bed
Shadowsoflife: @Fruan coffee table
e_bloc: fuck that is rough
hieroglyphica: I have a developing fusion between my sacrum and l5 with some sinoval development, it's apparently from inflammation sort of slowly convincing the body to form a fake 'joint'
e_bloc: you don't say
Texan_Reverend: I hope that for you, too, Beej.
e_bloc: own and operate a princess auto
hieroglyphica: Sometimes happens with messed up L5, I think it technically falls under bertlotti's?
Driosenth: Up-Island
radiowasabi2014: im glad i got into a federal government job because if i stay until retirement age i'll have contributed enough for a full pension from there and it's a good pension to get along with CPP and OAS
e_bloc: let me tell you about the great state of Delaware
solarsheeptoken: im in taiwan
Texan_Reverend: An akiya in Japan is _way_ cheaper than a Victoria condo.
hieroglyphica: @radiowasabi2014 good luck! I hope you get max pension
RealGamerCow: I felt that way when I went to Nova Scotia.
e_bloc: and that's why you should support LRR through patreon or the store at loadingreadyrun
radiowasabi2014: one of those free $0 homes they give away
RealGamerCow: "No not like that" - Japan
Texan_Reverend: So many of them are basically move-in ready for under $20k USD.
RockPusher: Beej committed to the island life
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
Shadowsoflife: GANT
mckblitz: What the heck none of these are Ian
e_bloc: bolivia
ghizmou: that saves on heating too
gualdhar: oh, so the Wonka house
adept_nekomancer: Zombune
KadmosTech: for warmth
Fruan: LRR turned into a cult so slowly we hardly even noticed.
SnackPak_: the sleep pile is for when it gets real cold
Texan_Reverend: A collection of small houses. (Not tiny houses.)
WriterRaven: @Fruan #NotACult #MaybeACultOnTheWeekends
Texan_Reverend: Everybody has a cabin.
shendaras: I mean he didn't call it a compound.
e_bloc: there is precedent to creating a commune in bolivia
GreyThey: Call the commune LoadingReadyRetirement
Texan_Reverend: We just had a panic about backwards in the pit lane.
Texan_Reverend: Glad you got it sorted.
jubale1: is this a solo 24h tandem stream or tagteam?
e_bloc: when you retire will you still do the anime roundup
Fruan: Pit Ghosts
radiowasabi2014: i'm always lowkey looking up houses for sale in Redcliff to see if my old childhood house ever goes up for sale so i can see pictures of what is like inside
radiowasabi2014: lol
RockPusher: Streamer Ranch
7gorobei: Beejville
adept_nekomancer: Beejtopia
Fruan: Will Beejtown have a Thunderdome?
RealGamerCow: Friday Nights landlord Beej becomes true
WriterRaven: Beejopolis
Orestes290: I smell a Kickstarter
gualdhar: make sure they have fiber internet out there
ArtDecoSunburn: @shendaras A boss of mine used to say the only ones ones with compounds were " cults, militias, and Kennedys. All to be avoided."
Texan_Reverend: @jubale1 It's basically tag team. Ian is driving most of it, but Cori and Beej are driving for a while, as he is asleep.
wedge_x: representational compound
Cptasparagus: find a nice big salt lake, build a temple....
goombalax: Burgermeister
Texan_Reverend: Ian should actually be back in the next 10-30 minutes or so.
adept_nekomancer: Is the Shire reeve in charge of second breakfast?
ContingentCat: What could go wrong?
e_bloc: why dont you just move to alaska
jubale1: i think the place could be callled _________ Beej
goatprince: why does this discussion feel like the 'what if' discussions between two dying soldiers
RockPusher: We are already pretty old and stubborn
SquareDotCube: so we're gonna live like the Pueblo
Welbog: I can't be more stubborn.
adept_nekomancer: Oh, calcified. Not carcinized.
goatprince: i do talk too much, it's true
ContingentCat: Yeah those people are wrong
RockPusher: We don't have enough lifetime left to put up with listening to assholes
Juliamon: Adulthood is fake
e_bloc: hard same
Astramentha: no I get it I still feel 12
ArtDecoSunburn: @goatprince Next scene is clearly the German gas attack.
Fruan: Time is a lie
radiowasabi2014: beej turns 47 wow he's a toys r us kid
SnackPak_: Beej living the dream
wedge_x:
calling from here from 54, it doesn't stop
e_bloc: I think I'm more of a 23 year old
IanAllenBird: lmao
GreyThey: Beej is turning 17 [+30]
wedge_x: lol
margieargie: I've had no patience for listening to assholes when I was 17 either
ContingentCat: Oh god you're right
hieroglyphica: Naw I feel 30, I've just emotionally accepted that 30 yr old can be incompetent and overwhelmed
e_bloc: nope, I got a kid
Manae: Have a teenager. I'm still 17
Fruan: Nelly seems like an adult.
radiowasabi2014: my brother has 6, i don't need any
ContingentCat: Kathleen?
SquareDotCube: Beej, "technically younger" than wiggins
e_bloc: I think Nelly seems more like a dad than an adult
SnackPak_: turns out, games are fun
adept_nekomancer: In 30 years there will totally be old people video games.
hieroglyphica: I just skipped a party because I got too much chest pain walking a mile. I feel ancient
goombalax: Playing cards is in the cards
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm sure those old guys playing dominoes in parks in Miami would rather be playing "Mario Kart" had they been introduced to it.
radiowasabi2014: could play curling
jubale1: those milleennial geezers playin call of Duty again. acting their age
HbombAndFriends: I’m the same way, Beej. I don’t feel like 47. I
ghyllnox:
nyoomgoom: i saw a couple at walmart around my age with matching tshirts that said PokéDad and PokéMom and felt that profound sense you get when you see something that might have been you under different circumstances
SnackPak_: some of us are also old
aquinas_0: my hair is shrinking
Linzington:
a lot of us are old AF too guys
RockPusher: Many of us are aging with you
AdamYMHMI: Should our chat colors get slightly grayer each year as we chat?
SquareDotCube: chat is eternally 24
LordZarano: ᚵᛆᚿᛐ
e_bloc: its funny watching for 10 years no one really seems like they are older than when I started
margieargie: Can that actually work? I'd like to stay the same age
Fruan: Chat is forever a screaming toddler.
radiowasabi2014: do a show where everyone has a senior old age face filter
goombalax:
ooh i feel so youg
KeytarCat: I'm so time blind I feel like I'm [age] while I'm [age]. Those aren't variables, that's how it parses in my head
ApplicativeJones: yes. aaaage. we feed upon your aging.
DigitalSeahorse:
yes, I personally never age 
Juliamon: e_bloc and then you pull up a vod from 10 years ago and are like "WHO ARE THESE CHILDREN"
hyralt: DILF
margieargie: @ApplicativeJones The Chat of Dorian Gray
goombalax: Helen Mirren is a babe
jubale1: demographic ages follow the streamer probably with a slight lag
e_bloc: @Juliamon I'm trying not to think how old Jordynne was when I started watching
ArtDecoSunburn: To be curious, what is the perceived LRR primary demographic?
ContingentCat: @Juliamon That happens to me when an old checkpoint pops up in my recommended
wedge_x: it's still good!
RockPusher: You can do it Cori!
TheMerricat:
@Juliamon Worse you pull up one of their skits from the pre-youtube era
Viewers_Like_You: I don't know, I'm still the same age I've been all year
margieargie: Broken transmission count is 10
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Just don't gaze on the metatext.
SnackPak_: so close
Shadowsoflife: @margieargie 10?
wedge_x: hi Ian
IanAllenBird: great timing
e_bloc: I think it works out well because you are all getting old at the same time as me
RockPusher:
ohai Ian
badpandabear: Sure *now* they try to avoid you
WriterRaven: A wild Ian appears!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian broke it.
hyralt: Have you tried popping it in and out of gear?
adept_nekomancer: We learned last year that you could move indefinitely if you quickly shift the wheel back and forth.
Juliamon: The game thought about numbers again
margieargie: @Shadowsoflife At least by my count
Shadowsoflife: @margieargie rough
RockPusher: Thank you Cori!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat I remember those old quicktime days, when I first discovered this comedy troupe of Paul and Graham.
hyralt: Cori o7
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori
e_bloc: [thank you!
badpandabear:
Cori
jubale1: eye-N i back
tdapenguin: !bus
Shadowsoflife:
wedge_x: goodnight guestwives
Juliamon: right, new memes have developed while Ian was away
TomatoKigu: Bye bye Cori
IanAllenBird: o7
adept_nekomancer: Thanks Cori!
ArdCollider: bye bob hi bob
ArtDecoSunburn: So Ian is now both driver and guest wife?
hyralt: Resetttttt
Juliamon: Couldn't hurt
adept_nekomancer: Let's do some time travel!
tdapenguin: Sure. Sounds great
RockPusher: d'awwwww
e_bloc: yeah 24 more hours starting now
Fruan: Resurect those Busses!
RockPusher:
TomatoKigu: Reset that counter, still got a few minutes of darkness le mans time
e_bloc: thanks again cori
ClockTamer: reset the timeline!
Juliamon: You did miss a bus pulling an Austin Powers in the pit unfortunately
e_bloc:
613 carbon dioxide goes away or you do
TomatoKigu:
First light in Le Mans should be in 78 minutes.
Shadowsoflife: the bath tub flip
ClockTamer: reset the timeline so hard my twitch app crashed
e_bloc: regarding age, one thing I read recently that resonated is that becoming older "is like being delivered from a multitude of furious masters."
TomatoKigu: We asked. The car lacked paddle shifters.
Fruan: If you ignore it until they ring a bell do you get two instead?
RockPusher: How does it handle going sideways?
e_bloc: I believe there were concerns about how competitive the top speed was
SnackPak_: huge cheats
LordSaphni: whats hard to come by?
e_bloc: if you're not cheating, you're not trying
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc They same science breakthroughs are made by the young. In the humanities and social sciences, the greatest contributions are by aged doyens who have absorbed a lifetime of knowledge.
Jillexie: Yes
wedge_x: correct
AugmentingPath: He's a Nimitz-class supercarrier, apparently
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn also I don't just wake up anymore and be like I should pursue things based purely on my horomones
DigitalSeahorse: indeed
wedge_x: not sure if good or bad to be your tether to reality, but happy to serve
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordSaphni Willa Cather said a good man is hard to find.
ArdCollider: Hot(tm)
e_bloc: yeah isn't it Savidan weather up there
DigitalSeahorse: it became hot in my kitchen too with so many pancakes
RockPusher:
The server room doing the good work of server rooms everywhere - keeping people cool on hot days
SnackPak_: the best kind of relationship
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse That seems like a worthwhile trade off.
wedge_x: we got marine layer all day in Santa Monica and it held the hot at bay
TomatoKigu: 🎶 On the road again…I can't wait to get on the road again… 🎶
Shadowsoflife: Oh hey, Kirby
e_bloc: in past jobs I've enjoyed both walk in freezers and server rooms when its too hot
DigitalSeahorse: nah, it's never too late to start, but sometimes it's better if you don't know if they're a psycho if they are one
goombalax: Jeep Mid Cherokee
Travilogue: Jeep Cherokee with Cheese
e_bloc: its actually an apache design
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ever had one job with both? Like an e-retailer of meat cuts?
darkcyril: Jeep "Close Enough For Government Work" Cherokee
7gorobei: Jeep Royale
ArdCollider: ANSI standard Cherokee
SquareDotCube: Jeep Mayochup
Viewers_Like_You: Jeep Cherokee Once Removed
azureHaights: ISO-standard Cherokee
Shadowsoflife: Jeep general Cherokee
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn unfortunately no
MTigress: jeep grande cherokee, jeep tall cherokee, jeep short cherokee
ArdCollider: that’s a reference Cherokee
ArtDecoSunburn: @MTigress A Simpsons Canyonero.
DigitalSeahorse: peanut butter on the road?
Shadowsoflife: @MTigress Jeep vint Cherokee
LordZarano: GGAANNTT
Shadowsoflife: gant
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: Jeep Good Enough Cherokee
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
MTigress: jeep great value cherokee
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Stuart Smiley's SUV of choice?
margieargie: Jeep "Value Added' Cherokee
KadmosTech: Ken "Grand Cherokee" Steacy?
WriterRaven: Silly question time: have we learned why this will be the last LRR Mans?
7gorobei: Jeep Cromulent
goombalax: Ken "Grand Cherokee" Steacy
RockPusher: Ken "Can't Beat That Many Nicknames" Steacy
gualdhar: @WriterRaven Ian is tired of doing this for 24 hours
DigitalSeahorse: Grand Ken Cherokee Steacy
WriterRaven: @gualdhar Entirely fair.
Juliamon: Ian is not the young man he was 10 years ago
Viewers_Like_You: Things are allowed to end and not be eternal
RockPusher: WriterRaven LRRMans will regenerate into a more sleep-friendly form
TomatoKigu: Jeep confuses me as a brand…they have like, one car that's an actual Jeep, and a bunch of other cars that…why would you get those if you want a jeep?
e_bloc: I've never thought about it, but are the native American people fine with using their name
ArtDecoSunburn: @TomatoKigu You got tagged with a miniature duck?
LordZarano: Ken "Fewer nicknames than a Grand Cherokee? No" Steacy
Juliamon: e_bloc I can guarantee Jeep doesn't give a shit
ApplicativeJones: it's all Stellantis now. And they've apparently decided Jeep owners don't care how bad they are; they only buy the nameplate
Shadowsoflife: Jeep Ken Steacy Cherokee
TomatoKigu: Jeep YJ my beloved. It's been all downhill since.
e_bloc: @Juliamon oh yeah, the next time I give a fuck what a corporation thinks it will be the first
gualdhar: something something american icon?
UnknownFriday: Jeep is Stellantis, isn't it?
aquinas_0: its impressive Jeep hasn't killed GM yet, thats how it works right?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's not like they're often consulted on these things. See sports teams.
SmithKurosaki: Hows the track been treating you?
GreyThey: Isn't Jeep a Chrysler brand (now Stellantis), not GM?
Shadowsoflife: o/
SquareDotCube: I wonder if Assetto Corsa has a Mitsubishi Eagle Talon car mod or if that's too obscure
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn living in a suburb with probably one of the worst-named teams for 15+ years . . .
aquinas_0: jeep, the parasitic wasp of car names
DigitalSeahorse: Ken "Beep Beep I'm A Jeep" Steacy
TomatoKigu: @SquareDotCube Let's find out
ArtDecoSunburn: @aquinas_0 GM's been killing itself for decades, but only survives because it's so incompetent it can't even pull off suicide properly.
aquinas_0:
Manae: Jeff was pretty sure he's at least 1.3%
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ContingentCat: Something like that
e_bloc: I think the most likely legal action would be Jeep suing the native people for using their trademark
SquareDotCube: Cherokee and Grand Wagoneer, they had westerns in the mind
saberpilot: Yay for LRRmans!
Juliamon: I feel like there's no such thing as "too niche" for Assetto Corsa
TomatoKigu: Found a mitsubishi eagle talon mod.
ArtDecoSunburn: And I'm sure friend Jeff probably only thought he was a descendant of Pocahontas, like half the old money families in Virginia.
wedge_x: even the US Army stopped naming helicopters after indigenous nations
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GreyThey: Jeep Cherokee was apparently introduced in 1974
HbombAndFriends: Jeep is Chrysler, not GM
SquareDotCube: Juke... sure...
ArtDecoSunburn: How about Hyundai's "random cities of the Southwest."
mckblitz: How does my kicks fit in there lol
TomatoKigu: @Juliamon If you can't find a mod for assetto corsa there's undoubtedly one for automobilista instead.
e_bloc: what exactly is an elantra anyway
NotCainNorAbel: Drive the new Unibrand JeepTM
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ArtDecoSunburn: Axis Motors.
e_bloc: owned by stellaris? I love that game
jubale1: ive never supposed the us big 3 would merge
ratbabyonline: checking back in and oh hey a beej!
mckblitz: Same with beers though. There are like 3 companies for everything
e_bloc: say Beej's name and he'll appear
TomatoKigu: "Is this car brand owned by stellantis or by the volkswagen group" is a good game.
ArtDecoSunburn: Chrysler has now been owned by German, Japanese, and Italian firms.
jubale1: Is there a Beej Jeep?
saberpilot: Beej beej beej?
RealGamerCow: Dodge stealth, Mitsubishi 3000? or something?
ratbabyonline: Ian, Beej, You got any thoughts on the Datsun 510 and 280z?
LordZarano: TNAG
ArdCollider: the Talon is ridiculously a lot of car. 210hp all-wheel
NotCainNorAbel: When I was young I really wanted the Eagle Vision, the sedan that sold next to the Talon
ratbabyonline: fellow 280z enjoyers hello
ratbabyonline: yeah its the fairlady
ArdCollider: my friend had a Talon (and wouldn’t let the Jetta ex touch it)
SquareDotCube: Eclipse superseded the Talon IIRC
ratbabyonline: 510 was my dads favourite car, he owned 3 then 2 when he was young
RockPusher plugs the MyMechanics Datsun 240Z restoration videos
e_bloc: jamais vu
ArtDecoSunburn: As of last week I now drive a Nissan. I guess there's a little Datsun in there.
KadmosTech: Cori is People!
saberpilot: Cori is good people
Dog_of_Myth:
Shadowsoflife:
margieargie: Important LRR info learned
ratbabyonline: i always book rooms with 2 seperate beds with my fiance due to our horrid sleep habits
jubale1: push the beds
ratbabyonline: you need the bruce and dick beds
RockPusher: Also depends on your natural sleep timetables
e_bloc: I'm just a fan of very large beds
iris_of_ether: Yeah our natural sleep timetables are just so different at this point
ArtDecoSunburn: Separate beds, and then separate bedrooms, were largely a marker of class in the 20th century US.
e_bloc: you mispronounced large ass
Juliamon: daaang
Cptasparagus: ive heard of the cool s but not the large s
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc You like big beds and cannot lie?
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e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I get box-sprung
LordZarano: "twin" is the North American term. Most of the rest of the world calls that bed size a "single"
pimiento: i was going to say 'hey what's up race fans' but.. hey what's up kitchen fans
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DigitalSeahorse: I do like a stainless steel fridge visually but I wish they were made to last
SquareDotCube: If it powers via USB it's not a problem
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordZarano As Americans say, frustrating dorm bed linen size.
DigitalSeahorse: same as any fridge
iris_of_ether: S c o u r off the enamel
gualdhar: dremels are only for dentists
Driosenth: But it only takes 15 seconds to brush my teath when it's 480 3P
pimiento: still better than the old 2-stroke toothbrushes
DarkMorford: My house has quartz countertops, I'm excited to work with those
DigitalSeahorse: I wish all fridges were made to last
wedge_x: oh the sparks mean it's stronger
saberpilot: @DarkMorford When we remodeled our kitchen we got quartz and it is so nice
ArtDecoSunburn: @DarkMorford Enjoy getting to say "My house."
Eltanin73: My cousin told me she had trouble with an alarm clock that she brought from Canada to Japan. It based it's timing off 60hz.
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse They once were.
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
AugmentingPath: GANT
Dog_of_Myth: GANT
ContingentCat: Sounds like a good plan
RockPusher: A crisp morning walk home
I_Am_Clockwork:
its is 38 C outside myhouse right now
ContingentCat: Driving after this seems a bad idea
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn yeah 
RockPusher: How did that practise go Ian?
iris_of_ether: How decadent
RealGamerCow: Also your brain is goign to be used to 150kph
AugmentingPath: tragically, Ian was run over by sushi on his walk home
Dog_of_Myth: It was 32C earlier this week with high humidity. Not fun.
DigitalSeahorse: nice
e_bloc: 34C here a couple days, hate it
RealGamerCow: Like when I get on local roads coming home from my long commute of 100 miles at 80 mph. 40 mph feels like crawling
Texan_Reverend: That's one area where Texas outdoes the PNW: air conditioning everywhere. Granted, it's because of greater need, but the lack of AC - even in modern construction - really baffles me in the PNW.
DigitalSeahorse: oof
I_Am_Clockwork: its times like this that I am SO glad i got the Good Roof Insulation installed when I had roof repairs done a couple of years ago.
ArtDecoSunburn: There's no bus to the airport?
DigitalSeahorse: well at least you don't have to pay for gas on top of that
RealGamerCow: @Texan_Reverend Hopefully the energy grid holds up
DigitalSeahorse: renting a car you'd pay for gas and insurance on top of the miles
RockPusher: I feel like it should be Cameron, if only to set up the funniest thing ever
mercano82: They’re not even a real airline, anyway!
tdapenguin: Pay for someone else to do the driving when it is at not-friendly-to-you times
WriterRaven: @RockPusher Oh, that would be hilarious.
e_bloc: look, not for nothing, but I'm not taking any flights with Flair
iris_of_ether: AirDINK is an amazing name tho
wedge_x: lol
DigitalSeahorse: my mom said no way she'll have luggage that isn't carry on cause she heard about drugs being planted on someone's luggage that claimed it wasn't theirs
DigitalSeahorse: I'd be also worried about the airline just loosing my stuff
e_bloc: I might be willing to play $750 to avoid that
ArdCollider: nope! not me! I knew a dude from the ‘wack yeeears ago
KadmosTech:
as someone who's regularly in Langley, Abbotsford is not Vancouver
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Airlines are pretty efficient with checked baggage.
KadmosTech: can confirm
LordZarano: 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗧
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
ArtDecoSunburn: When baggage goes unclaimed, it gets send to a secondhand store in Alabama that contracts with all the airlines. "Unclaimed Baggage" in Scottsboro.
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
ContingentCat: Wow
baltimore_667083: oh hi Beej!
DigitalSeahorse: the ticket where you're practically standing up
hieroglyphica: It's the new third class!
ArtDecoSunburn: Is "ultra basic" standing only?
DigitalSeahorse: (I've never flown before)
margieargie: @ArtDecoSunburn If you upgrade you get one of those straps to hang on to
e_bloc: could be the flight from hell
DigitalSeahorse: so you put everything in your pockets and in your hats and shoes
DigitalSeahorse: and wear a lot of layers
KadmosTech: is that why they call it Flare? the chart of how their price works?
ArtDecoSunburn: If airlines could, they'd knock out passengers and stack them like cordwood for the flight.
radiowasabi2014: air canada - we're not happy til you're not happy
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse If you get a decent airline, it can be a painless process.
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Six shirts thick. Just wear it all.
DigitalSeahorse: I should probably be booking flights right about now
baltimore_667083: doesn’t YVR have something like that?
radiowasabi2014: there's a costco there too
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baltimore_667083: how much does the meal deal cost in Canada?
ContingentCat: Yeah their food court
radiowasabi2014: they're still only $1.50
KadmosTech: only one? not a costco size pack of labradors?
e_bloc: I'll put you on my card
LordZarano: @DigitalSeahorse You can buy jackets made for exactly this purpose
ContingentCat: Aw
iris_of_ether: They've been enforcing it by us
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, you have to have a Costco card to enter the building now. You have to scan your card on the way in.
margieargie: @KadmosTech The 101-pack is a great deal
radiowasabi2014: lool
MTigress: if someone is feeling power trippy they will enforce it
LordZarano: GANT
Texan_Reverend: Sam's Club is still on the old model of only checking the card at the register.
Dog_of_Myth: GANT
Shadowsoflife: gant
DigitalSeahorse:
@LordZarano 
heavy lifting jackets
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie You can get it in either dog or coat form.
Driosenth: It is a loss leader for a reason.
ApplicativeJones: costco has stopped doing all kinds of stuff because of people abusing the policies
radiowasabi2014: the one in millwoods is crazytown
e_bloc: damning with faint praise
radiowasabi2014: one of the busiest in the region
hieroglyphica: WinCo, the good Costco
ContingentCat: Eh
xantos69: I was at a restaurant yesterday, I go there all the time but there was a new waiter. I ordered my usual, and he told me "Sorry you can't order that on its own." I had to explain to him that it is in the kitchen and I am either going to get that or he isn't being paid. I got my food.
ArdCollider: I clearly need to make an “I buy hotdogs for non-members” shirt
ContingentCat: I like how basic Costco's are
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArdCollider Mayor of Costco.
KadmosTech: how are princess auto's hot dogs?
hieroglyphica: The hotdogs served outside our local Lowe's are surprisingly amazing
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Probably cater to day laborers and contractors?
hieroglyphica: I find 10" tires on scoots a lot
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nimbus_machine: personally would consider that a bonus
DigitalSeahorse:
AugmentingPath: what does princess auto smell like?
Shadowsoflife: corndog
iris_of_ether: Mmm bratwurst
hieroglyphica: Hotlink?
wedge_x: you need the fine LA tradition of someone cooking dogs in a shopping cart on the sidewalk
ArtDecoSunburn: Hotlinks
ogier300: Kebabs!
LordZarano: @DigitalSeahorse iirc it's actually a bag that you're supposed to unfold and wear for check-in/boarding and then fold back into a bag after
SymphonySolstice: if canadian tire can have a burger tent outside every second weekend here then damn if princess auto can't serve a hot dog
ContingentCat: Oh corndogs is a good idea
gualdhar: what about a solid basic poutine?
Zu_o: Sir this is a princess arby's
Laurence72: Tube Steak Nuggets
KadmosTech:
montreal-adjacent smoked meat 
DigitalSeahorse:
@LordZarano 
hieroglyphica: I've made a hand held bread bowl, and yes it is a two handed adventure
GreyThey: Philly cheesesteak?
wedge_x: sloppy joe hand pie
thecwis26: why do I associate car shops and doughnuts
hieroglyphica: But very drinkable!
NotCainNorAbel: miniburgers like white castle
hieroglyphica: Meat pie of some kind
aquinas_0: think I need to stock up on brats
thecwis26: little deep fried ring doughnuts that look like little tires
GreyThey: 🤔 If they did Philly cheesesteaks, they could just call them Princess Cheesesteaks
margieargie: I had a relatively good experience the one time the place I get my car checked up on had green tea
pimiento: what're we driving here?
WriterRaven: @thecwis26 grabby hands
Shadowsoflife: so what's grinding on the busses?
thecwis26:
DigitalSeahorse: these roads could be lit better
hieroglyphica: Fascinating
margieargie: @DigitalSeahorse Eh, they're rural roads, you get what you can
hieroglyphica: I mean I do bath in salts a lot...
accountmadeforants: Oh, right, we were supposed to ask this: Ian, when was the crab bucket song?
Shadowsoflife: @WriterRaven aren't those crullers?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: ガーント
Shadowsoflife: GANT
DigitalSeahorse: GANT
WriterRaven: @Shadowsoflife Not sure I've had a cruller. I don't think we have those here.
Strebenherz: Welcome back Ian. Coming to you live from Midwest near miss with a tornado, safe now but powers out
ArdCollider: truck guy!
Strebenherz: Gant gant
e_bloc: that should be illegal
ArdCollider: (note to self: Assetto Corsa onsen truck when)
Strebenherz: @e_bloc Agreed
coriolis_storm: It was dawn when I left 2 hours ago. How is it night so soon?
ContingentCat: Tasting notes: it's coffee.
WriterRaven: @Shadowsoflife Okay, yeah, never seen one of those at a bakery.
KadmosTech: coffee-flavoured
Shadowsoflife: @WriterRaven Okay, but you keep what I'm saying tho
Driosenth: Notes of antiseptics and complex hydrocarbons
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Get what i'm saying*
WriterRaven: I think so, yeah.
Shadowsoflife: the look like tires, to me
AngelicKnighthood: Have we been DQ'd yet this year?
MaladyDark: when i gave coffee a few years ago i gave decaf
e_bloc: I just assume the first thing Serge ever does is make coffee
goatprince: i don't brew a pot because i'm usually the only one to have any of it in the time
Shadowsoflife: @AngelicKnighthood Not that I seen
goatprince: nelson is the only regular brewer at the office. cam also makes some, too
accountmadeforants: The state you're in without coffee is unfortunately not when you're best equipped to make coffee.
letsbelgo: Ill pick you up
MaladyDark: As i drink decaf, so i knew it was good
DigitalSeahorse: I missed what this car looks like on the outside
RealGamerCow: most of the cars you have used are real squirrelly
Mai_Andra: What's the point of driving the drift machine if you're not floating?
accountmadeforants: Yeah get you an espresso machine or aeropress so you can make a single cup at a time.
RockPusher:
get yourself a home espresso machine
RealGamerCow: I have a 2 cup stainless steel french press.
Viewers_Like_You: My home coffeemaker is a small "four cup" (ie two-cup) model, which is great for solo me working from home
e_bloc: I do that too, its great
MaladyDark: my husband bought me a chemix i tried to for a few months but it's not my style
DigitalSeahorse: that reminds me I bought honey tea and it's been in the fridge me forgetting it's there
Strebenherz: Another transmission for the sacrifice!!
AugmentingPath: anybody have a total blown transmission count for the stream?
margieargie: @AugmentingPath 11 by my count
hieroglyphica: The only thing that fits my life is a manual grinder and v60
Driosenth: I had to stop drinking coffee. When I first started working I was drinking a a pot or more a day of the darkest mud that you could make with folgers.
Strebenherz: Yeah is there a transmission chat command?
Juliamon: Mods don't want to keep count.
AugmentingPath:
@margieargie Thanks! That's... a lot
e_bloc: coffee makes me too jittery, hurts my stomach
Juliamon: That's cold brew, yes
margieargie: I've been waiting for them to potentially catch up to a full blown transmission per hour, they haven't managed it quite yet
RockPusher: That is cold brew
Juliamon: You need specific ratios but that's the basic method
Texan_Reverend: Ratios and hours matter for cold brew, but yes, that's the process.
RockPusher: Ask Graham since I'm fairly sure that's what he does?
Juliamon: Cheap beans work great for cold brew
ArtDecoSunburn: I like my women like I like my coffee: cold and emotionally distant.
DigitalSeahorse: I like my iced latte with whipped cream
accountmadeforants: This is how I learn how cold brew is made and probably explains why I don't like it.
ContingentCat: Sounds like a good plan
Texan_Reverend: Yes, cold brew tens to be smoother.
wedge_x: I prefer it with the lower acid
Texan_Reverend: tends*
goatprince: glug glug
e_bloc: drink your milkshake
ArtDecoSunburn: @Driosenth Did it make you jittery?
RealGamerCow: Who is aware of the Dunkin Donuts "iced coffee bucket" that is available around Boston?
RealGamerCow: I think it's 64 ounces?
DigitalSeahorse: whipping cream
Texan_Reverend: You could even use a milk frother and mix it with the coffee...
Texan_Reverend: If you had such a strange device.
Juliamon: RealGamerCow I wanted to get one but it wasn't a big enough release
e_bloc: thats like almost a float
hieroglyphica: Huh, that's kind of a melted float so ol
SquareDotCube: spilk
e_bloc: Ramadan I guess
hieroglyphica: Switchel is pretty legit too
gualdhar: italian sodas have been a thing for decades yeah
DigitalSeahorse: honeydew boba pls
ArtDecoSunburn: Or egg creams in NewEngland.
gualdhar: artist-analy?
WriterRaven: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
Juliamon: No, you're saying it right
radiowasabi2014: or pepsi and milk = pilk
Shadowsoflife: GANT
goatprince: what's this about drinking dudes?
brainbosh: Isn't a popular Korean drink sprite, yogurt drink, and soju mixed?
7gorobei: laverne and shirley had milk and pepsi back in 1976
DarkMorford:
SymphonySolstice: omg yes
e_bloc: I think at every job I've worked at in the last 20 years I had at least one coworker who observed Ramadan and I don't know how they do it
radiowasabi2014: pastafarianism they worship the flying spaghetti monster and celebrate the holy holiday of ramendan
Bruceski: I think the worst part of something like that would be the anticipation before you find out it tastes fine
radiowasabi2014: pilk!
NotCainNorAbel: spin the wheel for your soda and another wheel for your dairy
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, a dude flight. Happy pride!
KadmosTech: Dr. Kefir (and Dr. Kefir Lime)
DigitalSeahorse: that soda that tastes like pine needles
omdorastrix: Aryan and Coke?
MTigress: Moxie and yogurt
brainbosh: Soju Yakult Sprite thats is
GreyThey: You could include Beej's Cold Brew Coffee in the tasting lineup, too
SymphonySolstice: Do Not battery acid spaghetti
Shadowsoflife: the don't try this
RealGamerCow: monster
iris_of_ether: Energy drink
goatprince: monster
goatprince: from the tumblr post
ContingentCat: White monster
MaladyDark: the Australian classic, a Spider. I like a scoop of vanilla icecream, a shot of bright green cordial, topped with 'lemonade' like sprite
DeM0nFiRe: @SymphonySolstice I accidentally a battery
DigitalSeahorse: FIZZ candies?
e_bloc: yeah you know what I'm good
SnackPak_: ooo, thats a good idea
ContingentCat: Then you learn about your diabetes diagnosis
WriterRaven: Shoutout to the marshmallow Peeps wine tumblr post.
wolphiron: Acid spaghetti: pull apart the sour straw candies, put into monster energy drink, eat
KadmosTech: So we could have Doodh acid spaghetti?
IanAllenBird: lmao
ArdCollider: we made a music video about purple drank at work and MTV was like “that cannot be purple”
margieargie: My stomach dislikes anything carbonated -and- I'm mildly lactose intolerant so "milk + soda" is definitely a bad idea for me no matter what
Strebenherz: Came back into chat, don't do what?
Strebenherz: I'm sorry milk soda? WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: it's like me and a friend trying to tell other fren not to put oil fire under water
RealGamerCow: I saw someone tried the battery acid spaghetti AND the zero sugar gummy bear "don't do this" at the same time. Result was "don't do this."
WriterRaven: @Strebenherz Battery acid spaghetti.
MTigress: wait wait what if a step further: coke bread float
SymphonySolstice: @Strebenherz battery acid spaghetti (sour gummy worms in white monster)
e_bloc: new jack
Juliamon: Strebenherz we *just* got done talking about milk soda being normal shit
RockPusher: I used to bring gummy sweets into work in two containers labelled "Sugar" and "Sugar & Food Acids"
DigitalSeahorse: brb
MrPipboy3000: Watch out for hop ons ..
Strebenherz:
@WriterRaven BUT WHY. God what did the spaghetti do to deserve that
DarkMorford: So we're fixing the... box's jack? Hm...
KadmosTech:
RockPusher: The match machine?
RockPusher: *matcha
DarkMorford: It's been shown at DB several times
Strebenherz: Oh okay not literal spaghetti but uhhh no
WriterRaven: @Strebenherz It's not actual spaghet. It's sour candy strings in white monster. Many have tried it. None recommend it.
e_bloc: are there gatcha matcha machines
Shadowsoflife: @Strebenherz yup
Mai_Andra: "we're juust about out of ground" [runs off the road]
RockPusher: Indeed I know you talked about it when you acquired a moonbase one
RockPusher: but I don't think it has been mentioned recently
ContingentCat: Oh neat
Mai_Andra: macha macha man~
KadmosTech: Ian "Knows Power Adapters" Horner
RockPusher:
PMC
Shadowsoflife: o7
KadmosTech: ohh that's a smart design
Texan_Reverend: This anecdote might explain part of why they ended up shutting down...
Fruan: GANT
SymphonySolstice: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
Shadowsoflife: gant
DarkMorford: I have one of those magnetic stirrers that I used for my yeast pitch when I was doing homebrew beer. Might start making that again now that I have the house
e_bloc:
KadmosTech: it's weird they labeled they included a volume setting
e_bloc: time for new jack
DarkMorford: a new Jack for the Box, you say
Fruan: @Texan_Reverend For years the tracking number the mailed out was the correct tracking number for your package, but linked to the wrong tracking service, and no matter how many times this was pointing out to them it never got fixed. I always thought that was a red flag.
RockPusher: party in the gravel trap
Texan_Reverend: @Fruan Yeah, one of many flags.
Fruan: It was either a USPS tracking number with a link pointing at UPS or the other way around, I don't remember.
Juliamon: it was that way round yeah
Juliamon: and the email would SAY it was a UPS number
KadmosTech:
should've just alternated directions. you'd have been right at least half of the turns
xantos69: Get a label maker. Put a label on it.
e_bloc: all of this could describe a middle school dance
DarkMorford: "THIS WAY ➡️"
RockPusher: mmmm, barley water
Juliamon: fuck I love mugicha, I need to get more barley tomorrow
Sarah_Serinde: it's really nice when it's super hot out
MaladyDark: I can't have barley. I mostly drink mint tea. a 60% spearmint to 40% peppermint blend
hieroglyphica: They are!
e_bloc: binging ds9 right now and I definitely hear moogie in rom's voice
RockPusher: Taco kits!
ContingentCat: Technically true
Strebenherz: MOOGIE
KadmosTech:
tacos are legitimately north american
DarkMorford:
hieroglyphica: I made hard shell American tacos just a few days ago
e_bloc: what. . . makes it an american taco
Strebenherz: Oh
cherryblossomchef: i once made fajitas for a group of scottish people and they were baffled by them
Tiber727: I still wonder, how does Japan differentiate between tako and tacos?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm imagining today's Ian cause I don't know what young Ian looked like
DigitalSeahorse: younger*
KadmosTech: ah yes. legos.
KadmosTech: oh, sushi.
Earthenone:
young ian is ian pre war boy
hieroglyphica: Hard shell, ground meat with cumin and chile, sour cream, pico and cheese?
Fruan: @DigitalSeahorse Desert Bus 9 really destroyed the possibility of forming a mental picture of Ian at any time prior.
InconsiderateHat: @DigitalSeahorse There's a Boingboing video of Ian doing kegels that gives a glimpse into young Ian
Tiber727: What, you don't want to learn how to pick out one familiar word in a sentence?
DigitalSeahorse:
@InconsiderateHat
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Hey ian/beej hey chat
Shadowsoflife: o/
hieroglyphica: Ngl I think I might go make tacos
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exeJayce: oooh I had tacos for dinner, I might have them tomorrow too with the leftovers
hieroglyphica: I made breakfast burritos with my last taco leftovers and now I miss the tacos. I still have most of the stuff tho, I'll just fill out with beans
DigitalSeahorse: wow
DigitalSeahorse: I'm assuming there's only one
lamina5432: have a good rest of the drive
Juliamon: is anyone really a SEED fan though
exeJayce: I know One person but I question if it's ironically
GhostValv: Seed did pretty well to get a sequel series and a movie
Mai_Andra: I liked SEED. Also, Rie Tanaka was in it.
DigitalSeahorse: this apt vibrating constantly has me a bit concerned about my back if it persists long term
pimiento: you need a proper Gamer Chair (tm) with a race harness installed
RockPusher: tricksie
Cptasparagus: pit ghosts
SnackPak_:
Strebenherz: WOO
Travilogue: Yeah, Cori did the same maneuver earlier
KadmosTech: race judges hate this one weird trick
Fruan: You know I can't eat your ghost chips, bro.
Molladia: I have slept, I have returned, and I see we have restarted the race at least a second time
Texan_Reverend: Backwards on the way into the pits: DQ. Backwards while already in the pits, phasing through other competitors: thumbs up!
Strebenherz: Power went out here so thank you for the gant gant company
SnackPak_: I bet enough tape could fix that
Fruan: @Texan_Reverend What happens in the pit stays in the pit.
pimiento: i use my wheel on its stand from a lounge chair
WriterRaven: @Texan_Reverend writes down "Entering the pit lane has rules. Once you're *in* the pit lane, there are no rules."
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, the folding rig is the way to go for anyone who isn't going to use their driving rig literally every day.
Texan_Reverend: Or who have a dedicated space in a basement or something out of the way.
pimiento: @Texan_Reverend yea the folding stand is the way
Zu_o: Grapefruit is my favourite, but have you tried the new mango/pineapple/peach bleand they
Zu_o: put out?
Molladia: doesn't James own and drive a big van? Cant you ask him for help?
pimiento: also Ian, you simply need a roof rack for the mini! install your pretend car on top of your real car
DigitalSeahorse: I wish Bubly had a Grape flavor
Texan_Reverend: @Molladia That van's been gone for a while now.
margieargie: The sixth gear are false gods
xantos69: Ian I have never understood the "false Demetri" thing. Can you explain the reference?
MaladyDark: my husband drives out Hyundai Kona. we got it new. it was nice
omdorastrix: Ashley's mid size suv to the tune of franks 2000 inch tv
xantos69: Ok because I know I heard it on Qwerp
margieargie: One of Ivan the Terrible's sons died young, then a bunch of people pretended to be him
ArtDecoSunburn: The false Dimitris.
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
Shadowsoflife: G A N T
Strebenherz: Gant
ArtDecoSunburn: @Molladia Wasn't James in the window blind industry for a time?
e_bloc: di-me-tri
margieargie: "I'm Dmitry Ivanovich and so's my wife!"
e_bloc: also adapted into a short story 'second variety' by Philip K Dick
xantos69: I am so happy to learn all this history/lore
omdorastrix: False is the first name, Dimitri is their titile
ArtDecoSunburn: When I lived in Charlottesville, there had just died one of the pretender Anastasias.
omdorastrix: LIke False, Store Manager
goombalax: Dimitri of Indeterminate Gender
Fruan: Is it new tires time? When is it new tires time?
Tiber727: Gender-agnostic?
xantos69: Sully
accountmadeforants: Null Dimitri
margieargie: Be right back, going out claiming to be Dmitry Ivanovich, heir to the Russian Tsardom, but post-transition
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie False to the throne, but true to themselves.
ghyllnox: Please do not defecate in your own kitty litter
badpandabear:
@ghyllnox Now you tell me
adept_nekomancer: Zero means zero chill
Driosenth: Underflow
pimiento: 0 aggression is IGDAF i will drive through you i guess
margieargie: Aggression set from 0 (max aggression) to 100 (full aggression)
e_bloc: 0 is the number of seconds they take before they just crash you
omdorastrix: Or like 0 means infininte?
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm assuming the stair truck driver slowly climbs to anger.
e_bloc: we're not far from a moriarity from the holodeck
Laurence72: The game is like, "I want a break! Maybe you can go for 24 hours, but I can't!"
hawktonguebaby: This show has a little bit of everything. Eventually it becomes Watch & Play.
omdorastrix: Man... I do love cars with the flappy headlights...
Shadowsoflife: G/A/N/T
Zu_o: @margieargie it's a bell curve, where the middle is "Ultimate Aggression"?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Do we have to pretend Ian is from South America in that case?
SlyFrostPaw: @omdorastrix pop-up headlamps are the best
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn is he not?
adept_nekomancer:
@hawktonguebaby Needs at least one Kei truck with a spin attack to be Watch&Play.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shadowsoflife The most itemized person ad ever.
Shadowsoflife: @ArtDecoSunburn Indeed
margieargie: Not to be confused with classic 70s/early 80s TV series G*A*N*T
ArtDecoSunburn: @SlyFrostPaw I hear that as a jingle.
hawktonguebaby: @adept_nekomancer The kei truck game + the sushi would be *chefkiss*
ArtDecoSunburn: @margieargie Surprisingly, Jamie Farr was in both shows.
RubikDarkwill: I wonder how I'd go as a right-hand drive, former-manual driver
omdorastrix: When I was a teen my dad tought me how/when to shift and let me do it when he drove his old pickup.
ArtDecoSunburn: @RubikDarkwill That would be a key plot point were you forced to be the getaway driver in a heist movie. Kevin Spacey would yell at you, "Find your right hand, right hander!"
RockPusher: Straight piped
NotCainNorAbel: crawling gear?
Mathwyn: Hmmm one of the cars in front of you seemed... different
KadmosTech: ahahhah oh no
SnackPak_: whoops
margieargie:
VorlonScout: When I was in college, a friend of mine had an old Datsun 310 that had deteriorated to the point where he knew it would never pass inspection again, so shortly before the current sticker expired he put out an open call for people to learn to drive stick on it, because "you can't hurt it now"
RubikDarkwill: Yeah, I've pulled off in 3rd. In a old diesel, which had the torque and a extremely long clutch to do it
ArtDecoSunburn: @VorlonScout That's kind and funny. He could have moved to an inspection-less state like Alabama and continued to drive it for years.
RockPusher:
For filming 1st gear fine
DigitalSeahorse:
VorlonScout: @ArtDecoSunburn True, though I think he was ready to move on from it anyway
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse I appreciate that your cat emoticon is buckled in.
Diabore: how goes the lrr mansing
HoloTheWiseWolf_: are we in a toyota sprinter chat that dash looks like it
DigitalSeahorse:
Shadowsoflife: @Diabore A bath tub flipped
pimiento: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ looks very AE86, yea
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hot take i never understood the love for the miata
ya_girl_josie: an AE86 with no fuse for the speed warning
ArtDecoSunburn: LoadingReadyRun will have made it when the whole crew is in "automatic transmission but extra manual transimission car for fun" money.
Driosenth: Ian, would you ever take your mini up the Pikes Peak hill climb?
wedge_x:
I was very proud of my ability to drive stick... until I spent 5 years doing it in LA traffic
Viewers_Like_You: Will cars be allowed in Beejtown?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You Golf carts?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i can see retiered ian getting around liuke kiryu on a sgueway
Mai_Andra: "a large boulder the size of a small boulder"
Shadowsoflife: @ArtDecoSunburn Scoots
jubale1: Beej Beachside Resort
LordZarano: GANNT
Shadowsoflife: G-A-N-T
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mai_Andra I only use three sizes of comparative measurement: breadboxes, football fields, and the state of Rhode Island.
pimiento: i miss my E30 wagon
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea modern cars suck but not in the way people normaly think
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the problem with electric is they 100% invade your privacy
pimiento: the new Honda Super-N EV seems pretty cool, not sure what they're like for data stealing though
ArtDecoSunburn: I miss the old car I had to give up last week. 2009 car, only had 75,000 miles on it.
SymphonySolstice: I have a nissan juke and I plan on driving it until it explodes
jubale1: hope its a gentle kaboom
Molladia: Beej deserves a Toyota Crown
pimiento: now is a good time for second-hand ex-lease EVs, though given the whole everything that might not be the case for too much longer
ArtDecoSunburn: @Molladia Not a Crown Vic? A classic cop car?
KadmosTech: that's an intriguing proposition
Molladia: No no, imported from Japan, fully blacked out, luxury seating
pimiento: taxi-spec Crown with the V12 swap
Driosenth: Ian, can a Mini's frame even handle the torque of electric motors?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: theres cool plug and play tech for motors that leave your car engin entierly intack and replace your rotors. the rotor motors power your car to speed then let the OG engin do the cruising
ArtDecoSunburn: I drove a Buick Century for thirteen years.
Texan_Reverend: This is an area where I wish plug-in hybrids were available in more basic forms for less money. Give me 40-50 miles on battery-only plus the ability to drive cross-country without issue.
DrakoniteDev: a slightly older car retrofitted to electric is what I'd want
hieroglyphica: Ooooo I've had shingles bad before, my condolences. My face still hurts sometimes
ArtDecoSunburn: @DrakoniteDev I wish there were more industries devoted to that.
LordZarano: GGANTT
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i wish australian public transport made that posible
Shadowsoflife: G+A+N+T
SymphonySolstice: that's amazing
Texan_Reverend: Between the area we live in and the need to carry a wheelchair, a car is fundamentally necessary.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: does it offer resistance as well?
ArdCollider: kei bike
badpandabear: Bike by wire
ContingentCat: So it's a Flintstones car
ArtDecoSunburn: @Texan_Reverend A fact of life for many of us. I try to minimize my driving, but for things-- and passengers -- they are essential.
AdamYMHMI: Rural area, stateside person here... cars are a necessity for me.
hieroglyphica: My little electric scoot has been very freeing, but I do have a car I use on weekends
ArdCollider: bike by wire pedal pub
ArtDecoSunburn: @AdamYMHMI Exactly how I grew up. Cars are mandatory for daily life in many places.
hieroglyphica: I do not recommend that
hieroglyphica: People step into the lanes without looking at a terrifying rate
AdamYMHMI: I will say that I hate e-bikes zooming through bike lanes or on walking trails.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: some of them are just straight up motorbikes
omdorastrix: Ebikes under 500W? limited to ~30km/h is essentially a bike - more powerful and faster is considered motorcycle. I think...
mercano82: *unless you have an automatic Goldwing.
pimiento: there's a lot of way overpowered ebikes out there ruining things for the rest of us
VorlonScout: For me, an ebike is what allows me to ride at normal bike speeds on hilly trails
Augerboh: I think of e-bikes more like mopeds
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we just put in laws that under 16's cant use ebikes and scooters and 16+ needs a Learners divers licence or above to ride
LordZarano: UK and Europe limit is 25km/h and 250W
VorlonScout: And mine does technically have a throttle, but I only use it to go safely from a dead stop at a traffic light with cars around me
ArtDecoSunburn: @Augerboh That's a nice parallel.
LordZarano: (15.5mph in the UK technically)
pimiento: needs a new moped license class
Shadowsoflife: ? weird, but okay automod
Shadowsoflife: G=A=N=T
MTigress: here in California my electric scooter was amazing during the pandemic cause i could zoom over to the grocery store, buy a backpack full of stuff we needed for the day, then zoom home
Augerboh: E-bikes going 25 down the sidewalk do make me uncomfortable as a pedestrian
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i feel like it 100% needs to be a seperate license. cause those ineligeble for a drivers licence can still ride a bike
hyralt: Wow, pit full of busses
hieroglyphica: Yeah I'm pretty firm on this. Bikes off sidewalks, people out of the lanes, cars not hanging out with flashers on in either
HoloTheWiseWolf_: they should probably also be rquiered to have lights installed
hieroglyphica: When they zoom by and the lane is RIGHT THERE I get so miffed
hyralt: Cold tires fresh out of the pit?
DrakoniteDev: force = mass * ( velocity squared) . the velocity matters a lot more than the mass.
Strebenherz: We don't have bike lanes here and I want to yell at pedestrians ignoring the sidewalk to walk in the street
ClockTamer: I have to bike on the sudewalk because our bike lanes are unprotected and very dangerous
Juliamon: my town doesn't have bike lanes or sidewalks... this is all a foreign concept for me
adept_nekomancer:
@Juliamon Same; lack of bike infrastructure is a huge problem
Travilogue: the speed and weight and tire size of e-bikes can be a significant problem on nature paths as well
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ClockTamer: I shouldn’t be less than a foot away from traffic with traffic moving 60+mph
hieroglyphica: Oh man there's an intersection here that is followed by an awkward diagonal, and the light system expects me to obey car lights on one and rapidly pivot into a side lane and immediately switch to bike/ped lights. So dangerousssss
NovahTalAura:
Dan raid HOOOEOEEEEE 
Texan_Reverend: Welcome, raiders!
andy_ink: People here just drive their cars halfway in the bike lane because they're tailgating the car in front of them so closely that they then can't see anything otherwise. It's ridiculous.
NorthstarTex: Hi playframe!
NovahTalAura: We have BOTH Dans!
BraveOthello: Hi Beej, Hi Ian, Dan sent us
xantos69: I love the concept of bikes. But my city simply does not allow for that possibility. If you tried riding a bike on our roads you would simply die immediately.
ChromaCapybara: helo o/
omdorastrix: paint =/= cycle infrastructure
RockPusher: oh, huh, I don't think I've seen the notifier raid alert before
Shadowsoflife: Hey Raider o/
HoloTheWiseWolf_: here in aus we just have a dedicatred but unprotected carvout on the side of the road for bikes
hyralt: Let's gooooooo welcome raiders!!
SnackPak_: dang, both Dans?
Travilogue: And you too, Beej!!
Strebenherz: Welcome raiders
Juliamon: RockPusher It's fairly new! Paul used Let's Nope as a testing ground for it
Kumakaori: as is tradition
BraveOthello: @SnackPak_ Both Dans! But not all 3
DigitalSeahorse: in Toronto we have some painted bike lanes but a lot of motorists don't know that they're not an extra lane for cars
RockPusher:
Juliamon neat!
Kumakaori: F
SymphonySolstice: crunch
hyralt: OOoof
Navi_Louise42: \o/ Happy LRR Mans!
naruhoodie: game goes LRRRRRR
WriterRaven: CLONK
RockPusher:
KadmosTech: that'll buff out
trinityazz: Oh dang, the glass cracked.
Juliamon: here we have about 2 inches of breakdown lane, then gravel, then a dropoff into the pond
Travilogue: Who need lights anyway
e_bloc: well it wasn't a red herring
Strebenherz: Crunch
NorthstarTex: time to limp it back to the pit
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the steering wheel angle AINT RIGHT
hyralt: Stealth mode activatd
trinityazz: Was that a sushi?
hieroglyphica: @digitalseahorse I work on a one way avenue, and frequently cars somehow mistake the protected bike lane as the 'other lane' and drive the wrong way up the street. Happens seriously once a day!
Navi_Louise42: was that a sushi?
SnackPak_: @trinityazz yup
InconsiderateHat: @trinityazz yup
Strebenherz: @trinityazz Yes, there four!
Shadowsoflife: Yup
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Strebenherz: There's*
Juliamon: !lrrmanscars
margieargie: Speaking of which, I'm gonna have to sleep for at least a few hours so I can't keep up the Broken Transmission Count from here
hyralt: Hypersushi
trinityazz: That's funny because I just had a sushi platter today.
Tiber727: Just pull out your cell phone.
Cptasparagus: Guncannon
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the sushi have next to no frictin dont they?
NorthstarTex: there are people in the sushi
naruhoodie: revolving sushi
ArtDecoSunburn: Alright. I've hung in for 14 hours of the stream. Thanks for the conversation while I'm convalescing. Happy remaining ten hours.
trinityazz: Oh Godsdamnit, it's Kirbo
hyralt: Take care @ArtDecoSunburn !!
naruhoodie:
Strebenherz: CARBYYYYY
Molladia: Beej, Ian answered earlier he wants a Falcon. Would you want one of the Aussie Ute's you saw when in Melbourne?
e_bloc: generally I don't hit walls of tires or drive that fast
HoloTheWiseWolf_: or you get someone to wipe your insides off the windscreen
NorthstarTex:
I think there are some carby fans in chat
BraveOthello: Are any of the Deserts Bus still in? Stair car?
Viewers_Like_You: But if you don't go fast, you'll have to drive it in this condition for longer!
LordZarano: GNAT
NorthstarTex: !gant
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hyralt: I saw a lot of busses in the pit, I think they're all out
Strebenherz: !findquote sushi
LRRbot: Quote #1549: "I brought sushi. It's Japanese." —Alex [2015-03-27]
iris_of_ether: Personal TTSF update: The drink fridge with the new thermostat has been running for like 8-9 hours now. No surprise freezing behavior. Tentative success!
Strebenherz: Hm. Wonder how to find the Ian people sushi quote
DarkMorford: Oh, interesting, apparently there's a Japanese Vtuber that started a watchalong of the actual Le Mans race about 3 hours ago. She's well known to be a car person though, so it's not too surprising.
Juliamon: !qdb
Texan_Reverend: @iris_of_ether Huzzah!
ArdCollider: way to go, Iris
Juliamon: Strebenherz You can search in the QDB and just call the specific number
iris_of_ether: I look forward to cold drinks with 100% less surprise slushies
HoloTheWiseWolf_: theres quite a few vtubers that have been getting into racing thankts to forza
hyralt: This weekend is wild for motorsports. F1 Spanish GP, Le Mans, Lrr Mans.
DarkMorford: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Yeah, I've seen quite a few Forza streams in the past few weeks
Navi_Louise42: @hyralt We are watching all three at our place.
Texan_Reverend: Sumo is the sport in our home.
Shadowsoflife: o/
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
Strebenherz: !findquote #9597
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
hyralt: @Navi_Louise42 Hell yeah. I was this morning, but all the free streams of Le Mans kept getting taken down. ;_;
DarkMorford: !quote 9597
LRRbot: Quote #9597: "Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis." —Ian [2026-06-13]
Molladia: Bathurst
RubikDarkwill: Bathurst!
Driosenth: nurembergring?
Strebenherz: @DarkMorford Ty
hideki101: If you're talking about Chihaya, this is her second stream, Youtube prevents stream VODs longer than 12 hours
HoloTheWiseWolf_: no mater the game the AI car not for your saftey
hyralt: I saw 4 busses in the pit.
DarkMorford: @hideki101 Oh, is she on Part 2 now? Cool.
Driosenth: roughly 1500 laps
ghyllnox: Less some others, largely Cori
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Texan_Reverend: Ian, have any interest in throwing some rally races in the mix?
xantos69: Ian, if given the opportunity. Would you drive on the actual track? If so, how would you rate your odds of survival?
DarkMorford: No forklift this year, I take it
Marvoleath: !updog
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goatprince: the michalemachines
NorthstarTex: I just want to see a Tamago go flat out through Eau Rouge in Spa personally, but that's my bias
hyralt: Stream has been live for 4d?
Strebenherz: @xantos69 Isekaied into lrrmans?
Texan_Reverend: @hyralt In dog hours.
hyralt: oh lul ty
SymphonySolstice: like how Star Fox was Lylat Wars in europe
hyralt: Tamago go go!
Driosenth: Beej, did you have dollar story action figures? The ones made from thrown away molds "Action Hero's featuring spiderman, superman, and GI Joe"?
LordZarano: GANTTTTTT
Driosenth: Go Gadget Go
NorthstarTex: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
BraveOthello: Go go gadget Gant!
SymphonySolstice: the EIGHTH?
mercano82: Same voice cast?
TheMerricat: So... it's weird that Beej mentions him growing a mustache. "Inspector Gadget was given a mustache in the original pilot episode to look like an undercover investigator. However, the production company (DIC) removed it for the rest of the series because MGM claimed he looked too much like their trademarked character, Inspector Clouseau."
hackingducks: I think he had a mustache for like 4 or 5 of the early episodes
SymphonySolstice: that game looks so cute and I have no clue if I will ever play it
RubikDarkwill: <message deleted>braven10HEX lrrSIG braven10HEX
Xafty: g eternal
Xafty: and its quite fun
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Xafty: actually ian might be talking about U.C. Engage
Makoforte: Is this the G Gen one or UC Engage?
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Texan_Reverend: @RubikDarkwill Pleas, avoid advertising other streams in chat, even if it's LRR crew.
StellarMichelle: lunar raid!
Texan_Reverend: Hi, Heather and raiders!
Makoforte: Oh of course Ian also listens to MSB.... I need to get back to that I trailed off around ZZ because I like ZZ...
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mtvcdm: Hey, when did the overlay get a raid notification?
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StellarMichelle:
LunarJade: you can stay there if you want
lkw_sports: Are you playing with a control or wheel & pedals?
LunarJade: I have things to do anyway
Xafty: i have fallen off, but ill go back to it when G gundam is done
DrakoniteDev: @lkw_sports customized wheel and pedals
Xafty: MSB is amazingly good
Makoforte: I am on the MSB discord but don't talk much
e_bloc: who could possibly hate this
lkw_sports: @DrakoniteDev thank you, that's neat.
Texan_Reverend: @lkw_sports A customized Thrustmaster TMX wheel set.
Makoforte: I just feel like Ian and I would come to blows over our Gundam opinions but also thank you
BraveOthello: A LRRker?
lkw_sports: @Texan_Reverend thank you
Driosenth: Was it Bonathan? I've seen "Continuous Enthusiastic Consent" used as a reaction several times
e_bloc: just comment "hey that beej guy is hot"
ghyllnox: Yeah I think an emote reaction is a good subtle way to acknowledge it
RockPusher: Evil French Mirror Ian
Texan_Reverend: Mini infighting
DarkMorford: I've shared the Krog/Torg crapshots in a number of Discords when the relevant technology has come up
wolphiron: Graham commented when his nunchuck ball kick video ended up on Colbert the other month
phoenixletmeuseadashd: trying spinning that's a good trick
ghyllnox:
@wolphiron Wow really
lkw_sports: What type of vehicle are they running?
Makoforte: I have a tendency to use crapshots as react
Makoforte: Oh no. You too.
Texan_Reverend: @Driosenth We have Boneathan as an emoji on Kind.Social.
Viewers_Like_You: Clearly you should make a crapshot about that scenario, so you can reply with that crapshot
ArdCollider: I help Ian with this problem but leaving shit in messages like "hey Ian you mentioned this."
ArdCollider: by, even
wolphiron: @ghyllnox Yeah, he said thanks. And then someone asked for proof and I told them Graham is a cofounder and still around, if they just watch a recent video 🙄
Makoforte: (this is why I severely limit the servers I don't have muted because I will read every fucking message in every channel every day)
goombalax: why not
Brozard: Sure you can
Fruan: Sure you can!
Viewers_Like_You: *Two people are making a video* "Hey, how should you react when someone shares a video you're in with you without realizing you're the person who was in it?" "Y'know, I don't know." *both slowly turn to look straight at fourth wall* *honk*
DrakoniteDev: why not?
LunarJade: I think I probably could
Brozard: skill issue I guess
pimiento: sure you can Beej, git gud
goombalax: this is how Shivam operates
itmightbemikey: Age is a lie once you pass 23
wolphiron: @ghyllnox The best part was seeing other LRR fans commenting at the irony of the CH clip being used to make fun of the stupidity of Americans, when LRR are Canadian 😂
Fruan: "Hey, we're friends now" either works or it doesn't, and when it works it means they're you're friend.
Makoforte: I wish we could just reach out and do that more
ArdCollider: @goombalax he and I derived this approach over nearly 30 years of friendship
Makoforte: Admittedly uh I have sort of had friendships developing from talking shit on Bsky and then we go to DMs
ContingentCat: People don't do that?I literally recieved a DM yesterday from someone saying hey want to be friends
nyoomgoom: if the miis in living the dream can have a cutscene like "wanna talk about [blank]" "oh shit i love [blank] lets be friends" despite being 150 years old, i think it's doable irl
goatprince: generally my friends are also gay and that's why we're friends. might not work for everybody tho
lkw_sports: Deja Vu
rodsur: 6:30
Texan_Reverend: The time was offset anyway from when Cori restarted earlier.
Keab42: How many transmissions have died this year?
Juliamon: Texan_Reverend No, we restarted when Ian resumed control
Makoforte: But also a thing I have been reminded of for Neurodivergent folks is like the tendency to speedrun friendship in a kind of dangerous way
Texan_Reverend: Ah, my bad. That was during a couple minutes when I had stepped away.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: god i forgot how much of a clusterfuck the race start is
lkw_sports: Getting Ready Player One vibes with this cornucopia of wacky racers
iris_of_ether:
Imagine having 1:1's scheduled
HoloTheWiseWolf_: god who has time for bi-weekly one on ones
Makoforte: God. I could not socialise at work at all when I could still work
HoloTheWiseWolf_: if it can be an email it should be an emial
Makoforte: True
HoloTheWiseWolf_: our boss has to force us to do our proformance reviews cause we all ignore the emails and text messages
radiowasabi2014: this is why i don't agree with forced return to office when more than half the team i work with is on Teams online only and not in person
radiowasabi2014: synergy schmergy
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badpandabear: Have we seen yellow flags before?
SymphonySolstice: that was how I felt every day at my last job
InconsiderateHat: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Me, but that's also when I find out about the wavelengths that it turns out my manager went in a completely different direction about than I was expecting 2 weeks ago and try to re-align.
LordZarano: GAAANNNNNNNTT
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @InconsiderateHat i just rate myself 10/10 in all self reviews and ad a note that its 10/10 for what you pay me
DrakoniteDev: also a big difference between weekly meeting vs daily meetings
Mai_Andra: "All I need is work to do. If I have work, there's no need to talk about anything. If I don't have enough work, I will ask for more."
ElevunWords: I literally got put on a performance improvement plan for giving short status updates in one on ones. Very annoying
InconsiderateHat: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Self-eval sounds chill as hell, congrats.
Tiber727: Imagine how much work culture would change if there was a counter on the meeting, showing the total salary paid out during the time spent.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @InconsiderateHat i mean they dont care what we say and we dont care what they say and we both know it. its just HR justifiying there reason to exist
ArdCollider: I had a very nice systems group meeting yesterday that was 12 minutes long and our infrastructure architect was like "never talk to me about this again until after Windows Secure Boot day zero LOL"
Molladia: So KTM are dutch?
Camthelion:
Beej: What about Jettas
pimiento: and the most maintenance procedures
DrakoniteDev: why must you remind me of day job
Kumakaori: XD
Cptasparagus: I rode for a long time, I don't really care what kind of bike people ride, but if there are more than 3 riding together they're going to be awful humans
shea_wolfe: Apparently I've gotta buy a Jetta
e_bloc:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so jetta drivers are making other jetta drivers
InconsiderateHat: RE: Being made to go through the office culture motions when there's no benefit to the quality of my work: *cough*MandatoryRTO5*cough*
Molladia: Beej is being a change champion for his relationship with DFTBA
LordZarano: GAGNATNT
e_bloc:
mercano82: would you do modern Spa or the old longer version of Spa?
Cptasparagus: he did a video with Bringus at "Bin King" and they were dying laughing at the name
HoloTheWiseWolf_: thats cause we have good chocolate in australia
hieroglyphica: The dark chocolate version is always better, of whatever it is
itmightbemikey: it's like slightly aerated taffy
Texan_Reverend: It's flat taffy.
Navi_Louise42: yeah, airhead is a tangy taffy
itmightbemikey: the Australian candy I like is Violet Crumble
Makoforte: We do, but it also doesn't taste like Turkish delight
Molladia: Violet Crumble
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea we got good traditonal turkish delight from our local kababe storse as well
Makoforte: But yeah there's a Cadbury Turkish delight
lkw_sports: I need a case of Ruffles All-Dressed Chips
Makoforte: But like Turkish Delight looks so different but getting it gluten free
wedge_x: oh I'd murder a Coffee Crisp right now
lkw_sports: Lays tried making them here on their normal chip and it just doesn't hit the same.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: snikers hazelnut is amazing
radiowasabi2014: there's Cold Brew Coffee Crisp now
itmightbemikey: Coffee Crisp hasn't made it's way down here to the states and I am so sad for that
ArdCollider: kinder bueno, milky way midnight, aero bars
Makoforte: Is annoyingly hard
hieroglyphica: I actually believe Bit o Honey is best, but it's too obscure to find most places
RockPusher: I could go for a Picnic right now
Molladia: Australia recently got Turtle chips, which I'm thrilled about after seeing them on the Big Mid Quiz
e_bloc: not really a nut guy, any variety of milky way is pretty great
Viewers_Like_You: I love a Coffee Crisp, but it does make slightly more mess than I prefer. Still top tier though
adept_nekomancer: I've heard enough about Coffee Crisp to know I need to try one if I ever make it up to Canada.
radiowasabi2014: i do love it tho
Juliamon: there was a period of time where Market Basket (regional supermarket chain) carried Coffee Crisp for some reason, and I don't know why but it was wonderful
Arclight_Dynamo: @lkw_sports I have insisted for years that all-dressed must be ruffled.
e_bloc: coffee is a very good flavor
Makoforte: @Molladia I've seen them around my part of Aus for years but not before the coeliac diagnosis....
ArdCollider: Market Basket == Somerville etc. == visiting professors with preferences.
itmightbemikey: Skor was my favorite as a kid
ArdCollider: those are there for the MIT/ Harvard crowd
wedge_x: oh man I tore through Skors as a kid
e_bloc: im the chocolate to caramel ratio in rolo is slightly too low
e_bloc: *imo
ArdCollider: (the UCLA med campus drugstore carries a lot of "oh, there's like one prof who needs this" items)
goatprince: that guy over there taffywhacked in public in university
WriterRaven: Whittaker's chocolate my beloved... I've been snacking on one of their artisan flavours, with pear and honey in it. =3
Arclight_Dynamo: @e_bloc Get you a Caramilk.
RockPusher: WriterRaven the pear and honey is very good
RockPusher: then again you can't really go wrong with Whittaker's
Juliamon: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
Viewers_Like_You: I was shocked to discover that a regional gas chain down here in the States that has a ketchup variety of their store chip brand, and it's surprisingly accurate! Was a delightful discovery
Texan_Reverend: Ian, did you see the bathtub backflip that Cori witnessed earlier?
WriterRaven: @RockPusher I only tried it for the first time earlier this year and was like "I've missed out for so long!"
AdamYMHMI: Playing the Game of Life eating a Bowl of Life, chewing on some Lifesavers floating in a Life raft.
Camthelion: man eff plex for that price hike >:(
itmightbemikey: YEah I have a NAS that isn't powerful enough to host Jellyfin so I'm sticking with Plex for the time being
Viewers_Like_You: eff plex for many reasons
Juliamon: Jellyfin is a better name, I don't have any other opinions
Camthelion: also having migrated finally to the *arr stack last year. its so beautiful
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I run Jellyfin and Plex. Works fine aside from some namiing issues, good way to try them out
Viewers_Like_You: Plex has been enshittifying for years now
RockPusher: Jellyfin is fine though I use it for others - I just watch off the file share
HoloTheWiseWolf_: if i didnt have the lifetime pass id feel much difrent
Camthelion: Ian: What would you use for streaming on PC then?
DarkMorford: My Jellyfin, *arr, NAS, all of that is all offline right now. I moved my server rack down to the house earlier this week when I had the UHaul truck and I don't have my internet set up there yet.
Camthelion: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ i dont and in the next weekend or two im going to start testing jellyfin
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Camthelion if i wasnt just running it of a normal pc id probably consider changin when getting around to making a server
Texan_Reverend: Funny enough, I don't use any of these options, because my only home streaming stuff is analog broadcast.
DarkMorford: Should probably move my Authentik install to a cloud VM instead of it running on my Proxmox machine though. I don't want that going offline.
RockPusher: TailScale is just a management layer for Wireguard tunnels
e_bloc: can't get enshittified before you're not shit
ArdCollider:
I got an Echo Show 5 G1 to brainwipe and turn into an Internet radio this week, and then got a vaccine yesterday and am now too tired and foggy to do all the Amonet/ TWRP/ etc. things right.
SymphonySolstice: these are so many nouns
DarkMorford: Check out NetBird. It's like Tailscale but open source and you can self-host it (including the control plane)!
Camthelion: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ fair. yeah my head is running on a dell r730
RvLeshrac: Reminder that literally anything which has ever taken a single solitary cent of venture capital or private equity money *WILL BE SHIT* no matter what the company says or claims.
badpandabear: I just use VLC and nfs mounts, but I'm not trying to share with others
RvLeshrac: Japan doesn't merely enforce copyright, Japan has zero acknowledgement of any sort of fair-use.
RvLeshrac: Which is wild from the land of the doujinshi
Molladia: Although Plex has the ability to host Audiobooks, it's awful, we use "AudioBookShelf"
Strebenherz: Did Ian just imply people would come knocking for manga piracy?
ashtonfpd: omg your still going headchalla brothers love you
RvLeshrac: That's also why there are a lot of board games that are only sold a single time at those conventions and are never seen again.
e_bloc: also a dmitry
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey chat anyone know of a good program for a self hosted spotifiy
HoloTheWiseWolf_: as it stands im playing around with the plex audio app for it
Texan_Reverend: @ashtonfpd Yeah, we still have 9+ hours left.
itmightbemikey: I'm on Linux so same
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we realy want the lowest effort thing that just works
e_bloc: you don't say
RockPusher: Lot's of anime you say
RockPusher: *lots
HoloTheWiseWolf_: beej downloading things from every season like me
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I've got all the Crapshots on my Jellyfin. Makes for very surreal background noise leaving them on random
iris_of_ether:
Makoforte: I really gotta set up an actual server for my DVD backups and stuff
RockPusher: 70TB of Linux ISOs
aquinas_0: passing around harddrives soon enough
Aenir798: buzzing like the sushi
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the swrod is always above our head
DarkMorford: Navidrome!
MaladyDark: I managed to go a while without needing to pirate, but this past year has just gotten wild, so I'm just getting back to it.
DarkMorford: It's like the green music service but selfhosted. Compatible with any SubSonic clients too.
Camthelion: @DarkMorford ty!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it all comes back to the dmca
e_bloc: hey kid why you doin all that downloadin
itmightbemikey: you must install our rootkit spyware and if you don't you are CRIMES
DarkMorford:
Nice plug
HoloTheWiseWolf_: movies what even are those i havent been since i think movie 1 of the new starwars movies
RockPusher: That's kinda the fundamental problem, too many a-holes between you and the creators
SymphonySolstice: if you buy 3 albums a year on bandcamp fridays and then pirate all the rest of your music, you are contributing more money to the music industry than using any streaming service daily
e_bloc: pay if you can, pirate if you must
HoloTheWiseWolf_: 1% to the creator
e_bloc: when I was young and poor I downloaded a lot of stuff, now that I have more means I try to support media I like
RvLeshrac: Whether you buy the game or not has zero impact on whether or not people are mass-fired now, so it should definitely no longer be a consideration.
RvLeshrac: There are other considerations, just not that one.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hotn dam that car was wiggling
RockPusher: There *isn't* the gas specifically
RvLeshrac: *glances at The Traveler*
Mathwyn: I mean there IS a person inside the room with you
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DarkMorford: Oh god, Glide wrappers
RvLeshrac: I also had an R4 when I was working at the deli and had to choose between paying for gas to take a shower, or paying for electricity to cook food.
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radiowasabi2014: old vhs VKLL subs for sailor moon
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it still is to be honest
radiowasabi2014: watching Revolutionary Girl Utena episodes raw unsubbed on VHS
Arclight_Dynamo: Piracy as market failure, yep.
radiowasabi2014: lol
RvLeshrac: And then eventually you could pay for Funimation and Crunchyroll. And now...
radiowasabi2014: i remember thattttttt
Viewers_Like_You: Not selling, dealing
RvLeshrac: OK so I haven't been watching today, but is that...
Camthelion: i bought so much Dir en grey from CDJapana
e_bloc: yes that's sushi, y es that is the game of life, yes that is gant, yes that is Beej
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i wonder how man lost animes are stored somewhere on a HDD or VHS or CD
iris_of_ether: I learned about that from a review site and bought it for the release $10!
RvLeshrac: The GameCenterCX game would have NEVER come to the US without the MASSIVE amount of GCCX piracy.
RvLeshrac: And also the... sort-of terrible translation of GCCX we got...
Driosenth: "Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. "
e_bloc: but now streaming is recombining
Tiber727: I only want to watch "Ow my balls!"
RvLeshrac: The good ol' days of The Hitlery Channel. All WWII Documentaries All The Time.
Brozard: It all went wrong with spreadsheets
Arclight_Dynamo: Hank Green has a good theory on the social media communication revolution being the cause of *gestures at world*
Mathwyn: Bring back carrier pidgeons
Arclight_Dynamo: Ironically, what you do is reinvent cable TV with more steps.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i think theres also the issue of companys not being alowed to make a modist profit consistantly. number must always go up
BlueChloroplast: Yup cable again
RvLeshrac: @Arclight_Dynamo The cause of pretty much everything in modern business really just boils down to the massive increase in private equity and venture capital.
Laurence72: Once streaming became the way to watch stuff, mainly,I have dropped cable, and it costs too much to do streaming services. Hence, LRR is one of my main media outlets now.
RvLeshrac: And then your parents are watching... the wrong channels...
radiowasabi2014: mom is hooked on british and norweigan noir mysteries on streaming
ContingentCat: It was nice for a while
egonomadic: no commercials was a big selling point of cable tv too
mavenu_nim:
howdy ya’ll
egonomadic: until it wasnt
e_bloc: counterpoint: you are a corporation and I want you to di
Laurence72: Bus spotted in rear viewirror
Arclight_Dynamo: The market has become decoupled from reality, and is therefore not efficient.
itmightbemikey: I mean, traditional Economics is basically astrology to begin with
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we have options but no OPTIONS
7gorobei: patrick willems put out a video on why streaming services keep putting out crap blockbusters. streaming is actually changing the storytelling decisions by forcing the creators to repeat the plot status every 5-7minutes because viewers are likely to have tuned out to check their phone and will have missed a plot point.
Molladia: I'm AMAZED Foxtel a satelite/cable company have survived in Australia
RockPusher: yup
tehgwiz: yeah it ceases to even be capitalism when there isn't any real choice
MungoDude: kofi, patreon etc
DarkMorford:
So if you see Wheeler at a convention...
e_bloc: to be fair, some of them are billionaires
RvLeshrac: It's the people who do actual work.
RockPusher: we need a better way to pay the people who *make* the thing not *sell* the thing
ContingentCat: !Patreon
adept_nekomancer: Unionize ALL the things!
RvLeshrac: Beyond maybe 100 employees, executives do not contribute anything of any value.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: to be honest we dont even have a free market as intended
Viewers_Like_You: So, crown corporations?
e_bloc: I dunno, I think private equity firms are probably good for consumers
HoloTheWiseWolf_: weeeeee
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a fief at a certain point - it's rent-collecting.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh our wheels are no
RvLeshrac: But also, they take... no actual risk.
Tiber727: Yes because employees famously have nothing bad happens when business goes bad.
DrakoniteDev: when your reaction to a failure is to fire all your employees, you're not the one taking a risk
tehgwiz: it seems that humanity tends toward oligarchy over time, and to break that it occasionally takes revolution, which sucks for everyone because violence hurts us all
AziraphalesShop: This is why GTA is my primary driving game lol
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RvLeshrac: There is zero liability in most corporate structures, and the owner gets paid like normal. It's only in those very tiny companies where the owner takes any risk at all.
wedge_x:
studio system filmmaking is money laundering, get there how you get there
Ivalenz_:
RvLeshrac: Also you can't really get movie theatre butter popcorn anywhere else.
egonomadic: if a small business means a single storefront where youre selling the goods you make or maybe even bought with minimal or no staff, then youre the breadmaker and the bread eater. win.
wedge_x: used to be tiered from release date, too, so opening weekend was like 95% back to the distributer
MaladyDark: my local cinema is independent. it's great and i wish I went more often. they get blockbusters, common hollywood, and indian film.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: same with music venues
DrakoniteDev: FYI, movie theaters do not make any money on ticket sales. for any recent movie ALL of the ticket sales get sent to distributors and the movie studio
NonjaBiru: I'd buy popcorn at movie theaters more often if the ones around me carried a small. I don't want a tub of popcorn, I'll get sick!
Molladia: You remember when we had separate markets for Movie stars and TV stars, but now they blend
Arclight_Dynamo: I pay an annual membership at my local repertoire theatre so they get direct money.
RockPusher: Unfortunately a bunch of a-holes got real mad that a bunch of safeguards were put in early in the 20th century, their children have been smashing those safeguards since the 80s and oh look at how things are
ContingentCat: Gant
DarkMorford: @RvLeshrac You can get pretty close at home though. I've got like 5 or 6 way to make popcorn and I've almost got it exactly how I want.
aquinas_0: run it down the mountain
tehgwiz: i worked in big box retail, and while people talk about how stealing there "only hurts the corporation" I promise you it sucks for the workers there too
Laurence72: I remember that for a few years, seeing huge satelite dishes in back yards.
Navi_Louise42: yeah
aquinas_0: stole the fansubs
HoloTheWiseWolf_: arrr they stole them me laddies
aquinas_0: never paying them
Xafty: how the mighty have fallen
HoloTheWiseWolf_: same move as spotifiy
goombalax: Crunchy still has a bunch of fan-subbed stuff
Makoforte: Capitalism, baby!
RockPusher: No no no, it's not an illegally operating taxi company - it's a "ride-share app"
itmightbemikey: You can still see that on, like, Tubi. Tubi will have the Rarelust url/identification in the subtitles, I love that jank-ass website
adept_nekomancer: "These sausages popped into existence whole and complete, the sausages were never made."
RvLeshrac: Squeaky Clean Business? Are we talking about Nintendo again?
tehgwiz: and that's why I don't feel bad about doing an end run around crunchyrole
RockPusher: Hey Hollywood, sure was nice not being on the same coast as Edison, wasn't it?
Makoforte: Steal steal steal until you're too rich to encounter the consequences
DrakoniteDev: they're not required to pay to carry local networks; local networks declare themselves a "must carry" and the cable company is required to carry them, no money changing hands in either direction
Phailhammer: @RockPusher "We're disrupting the industry...by refusing to follow any of the rules in place for said industry."
Makoforte: Then Funimation bought crunchyroll
RockPusher: Nah, it's not industrial-scale criminal for-profit copyright infringement - it's "training data"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: my solution is i suport the ones i like is i buy merch
wedge_x: knicks
Laurence72: The larger a business gets, the corrupt they become.
wedge_x:
oop, wrong window
zigboy22: night for me
ErynTzun: I never stopped buying DVDs and Blu-rays and ripping them to my media center
zigboy22: best of luck finishing while asleep
egonomadic: oh shit not the means
Makoforte: You're right Beej and Ian, let's overthrow the state
tehgwiz: its just like getting signed as a band, probably getting taken advantage of
Ivalenz_: So. Many. Middle. Men. (and some Women)
Makoforte: Serialised manga artists seem to die so comparatively young too
JohnLockeCole: oh Hullo all
Xafty: @Makoforte its one of the most stressful jobs in the creative world
Makoforte: Yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: The wisdom in traditional Western publishing is that a big advance can be a curse. You need to earn out, our you torpedo your career.
RockPusher: Ivalenz_ adding "so much value" to the creative works
Makoforte: And I mean, I understand Japanese work culture is 'id you aren't working yourself to death, you aren't working'
Xafty: i pray for Togashi with his poor health. and its good that he doesnt *have too* hold to a production schedule
aquinas_0 sighs
Makoforte: What did the tenchi muyo guy do
RockPusher: We built a wonderful distribution system. This made corporations very angry.
Arclight_Dynamo: I will say... publishers have editors and marketing that individual creators may not be able to undertake.
Bruceski: I remember webcomics back in the day with people trading advice on "my fans want to give me money, how do I get it from them?"
Makoforte: It's hard not to feel that the world is broken and the exhaustion if it is destructive
omdorastrix: Dollar franca
MaladyDark: UBIis my dream. more people haveing the abiltity to do passion works
Ivalenz_: @RockPusher Sometimes they do, but mostly not. I love that Eva Longoria gave $6 million to make John Wick happen.
Bearudite: wait are we running in the 90s this year?
ArdCollider: (actually about shopping carts)
JohnLockeCole:
TamaGO after that car
DrakoniteDev: but does a prime sub give you money?
ArdCollider: (do not play the audio, it is not for your ears, it is for the shopping carts)
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Bandcamp not the least-bad option, here?
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ContingentCat: There's a guy selling records by the park most weekends in the summer
JohnLockeCole: @ContingentCat how do the records not melt?
Arclight_Dynamo: We're re-inventing anti-trust aw, here.
Arclight_Dynamo: *law
RockPusher: If only there was some form of anti-trust legislation
RockPusher: oh… wait…
ContingentCat: @JohnLockeCole The area's in the shade and it doesn't get that hot too often here it's most not all
MaladyDark: I'm actually really happy with how PC videogames have sales wise moved to smaller publsihers again the past decade.
RockPusher: "totally wasn't us, was the issuing bank who we surely weren't leaning on"
JohnLockeCole: @ContingentCat Ahh, I live in a place where you cannot have Vinyl outside in Summer
itmightbemikey: I think about the ending to Fight Club more and more these days
JohnLockeCole: CDs might degrade in this heat too
MaladyDark: ah, but public utilities are not immune from crappy politics.
RockPusher: Public utilities‽ We killed those in the 80s! Can't have that!
Camthelion: They are making their own payment processor to dump Visa and MC
Arclight_Dynamo: I believe the EU is looking into an independent payment system, since people working for the IOC were debanked by the US government.
Arclight_Dynamo: *ICC
adept_nekomancer: I mean, in a way, physical cash was this utility 50 years ago
RockPusher: !paypal
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MaladyDark: look into Australia's EFTPOS system. it's super good.
ArdCollider: does that work if you do it from the mobile apps, Beej, or is desktop best?
ArdCollider: in terms of getting that cut
e_bloc: its no 'shove five dollars in my pocket at a con' high, but that's pretty good
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SomebodyNowhere: monies
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Xafty: more ways to give money is better in general
RockPusher: Also, begrudgingly, it Twitch's case, live low-latency video is quite expensive to do still at scale
Viewers_Like_You: Also, to be fair, Twitch provides infrastructure and a service that Patreon does not, so it's not wholly unreasonable for them to get some money to run their servers
MWGNZ: if you were down here you could just put your bank account number and business name on your website and we could safely send you money and you'd get 100% of it
RvLeshrac: The problem is that Twitch keeps wasting development money on crap exactly 0 people want.
itmightbemikey: Ko-Fi is the closest tothat that I've seen
RockPusher: (although it should be cheaper and easier but everyone decided to ignore multicast IP)
e_bloc: yeah I mean that's how every other bill I pay works
RockPusher:
MWGNZ though they would have to properly handle GST
MWGNZ: @RockPusher they'd need to do that anyway tho
AdamYMHMI: So what you're saying is we need to find you at conventions and hand you $5?
DrakoniteDev: paypal was going to do a patreon style sub service at one point, but gave up before it ever got going IIRC
MTigress: can we just mail bars of gold?
e_bloc: I would think paypal would be into it too, just guaranteed transactions
Bearudite: recurring zelle payment kappa
Molladia: ok, time to start sending money orders or cheques via mail time
WriterRaven: "Bill Payments, private eye."
WriterRaven: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Viewers_Like_You: So put your five dollarses in an envelope to Mail Time c/o 123 Address St, Ottawa, Canada
xantos69: Can you imagine somebody getting taken to collections for missing their LRR bill?
Mai_Andra: wise-guy, eh?
adept_nekomancer: Gibb with a lead wrench
WriterRaven: @adept_nekomancer "Pistachio found out where you live. I guess he's good for *something*."
ContingentCat: I'll get on that
Phailhammer:
@Arclight_Dynamo So, you're saying you could get it done? 
xantos69: Honestly... that collections thing might be a decent Crapshot
e_bloc: probably not enough juice for the squeeze for paypal
Driosenth: Kroner
Syntheticuh: im pretty sure ive now officially said hi on all 10 lrrmans streams \o/
Laurence72: @Driosenth beat me to it
e_bloc: exposure
Arclight_Dynamo: Shit, you can't even post prices in your own currency. It's rough out there.
RockPusher: The value-add that Patreon somehow never grasped they provided was aggregating many small transactions into fewer transactions thus minimising fees
Viewers_Like_You:
How much effort is adding an additional option? "email beej@emailaddress.lrr with how much you want, and he'll add it as a fixed option"
MWGNZ: patreon is a masterclass at owning an entire sector and failing out of it
ElementalAlchemist: @RockPusher I don't understand why they keep trying to muck that up
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Do you have an handbreak ian can you DRIFTO
RvLeshrac: Oh man they *REALLY* scrubbed all the Hoon stuff out of Forza Horizon 6.
e_bloc: what if I just mail a box of quarters to your po box
wolphiron: I follow a different channel called "Brew" on YouTube and they were talking about a website that's like Patreon but offers an even bigger cut of subscriptions
xantos69: I have not owned a console since college. PC or nothing and my steam library contains all.
DrakoniteDev: You don't want to know how crazy large my steam library is -_-
Driosenth: Steam, "To beat piracy, we just made it easier to buy it from us than download it off a sketchy site"
MungoDude: as GabeN once said, piracy is a service issue
RockPusher: ElementalAlchemist I rather suspect their payment processors and gateway platforms have been very effective bullys
HoloTheWiseWolf_: talking about getting games eaisily i was amazed to find out that forza horizons 3 and 4 have been delisted. i think microsoft are delisting them befor they go on sale deeply
adept_nekomancer: @Driosenth Yeah... turns out if you make buying legally easily and more convenient than pirating, people will do that.
MWGNZ: @ElementalAlchemist they got vc funding and now number always has to go up
RvLeshrac: I had to stop buying full-price Yakuza games after the company started becoming awful.
ElementalAlchemist: @MWGNZ I knew that and that sucks, though I don't see how splitting transactions would make the number go up
RvLeshrac: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Aren't 3 and 4 console only?
Driosenth: releases are moving to avoid the GTA6 wake
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RvLeshrac no thats 2 and 3
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ i rember play 4 on game pass
MWGNZ: @ElementalAlchemist they get a minimum % of each transaction
RockPusher: I was ready to happily pay release-day full price for Like a Dragon games then SEGA decided to Denuvo everything so they don't exist for me
Driosenth: Our Target demographic has no Venn Diagram overlap with the GTA6 buyer
DrakoniteDev: fun fact: a lot of people are not interested in GTA6
Xafty: @DrakoniteDev like me
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RockPusher i wish denuvo would just go away capcoms also using it
MWGNZ: "we can use all the gta marketing to remind people that our game has also launched"
DrakoniteDev: @Xafty high five!
Xafty: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ theres some people working to make that happen, maybe
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @DrakoniteDev yea i get the feeling the hype has passed over and gone
adept_nekomancer: I care that the developer team makes enough money to stay in business and be rewarded for their work... but other than that not so much.
MWGNZ: i remember when gta was single player only
RvLeshrac: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ MS badly needs to blacklist Denuvo, as well as all unaudited Ring-0 anticheat like Riot's.
xantos69: You can ignore that entire conversation by playing only single player games.
DrakoniteDev: friend was just asking me today if I was going to buy GTA6 at launch. "hell no"
RvLeshrac: @xantos69 Except single-player games are now regularly requiring online accounts, internet access, kernel anticheat, etc.
Driosenth: the next Rhymth Heaven can release the same day as GTA6 and it wont affect sales
MWGNZ: also how do people feel about the destiny franchise starting and ending in between gta5 and gta6?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i can proudly say i have been uninterested in gta since saint andreaus
RockPusher: MWGNZ top-down drifting around the city ftw
Texan_Reverend: Congratulations on the lap!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @MWGNZ DAM that puts the development into perspective
RvLeshrac: What are you trying to get that lap time down to? 6:08? Se
itmightbemikey: I just wish that concepts like "sleeper hits" weren't viewed as failures because they did not make all the money minute one
Bearudite: the games industry is milfing
MWGNZ: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ yeah, gta5 launched on the xbox 360
ContingentCat: It's maturity like cheese matures
RockPusher: We're going to "modernise" government systems by… handing them to foreign corporations
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @MWGNZ it did get the skyrim treatment didnt it
RvLeshrac: Also why are people buying GTA6? GTA5 was barely playable for like the first two years.
DrakoniteDev: I wish banking people would stop pretending they had anything to do with or knew anything about my industry.
Mathwyn: Shemue simulated weather when
WriterRaven: clonk
MWGNZ: @RockPusher whats worse is the modernisation will fail and we'll just burn millions to keep using the old platforms
DarkMorford: Okay, I should probably get off to bed. Good discussion, everyone, enjoy the rest of the 24H!
Jethrain: oh wait yeah the game clock is real time europe, that's fun (greetings from germany)
Bright5park: Good morning, guys gals and non-binary pals
RvLeshrac: Also also if you want to regulate payment processors and force them to process *ALL* payments equally, the EU is gonna be the only way to do it right now.
e_bloc: yeah that was a common law podcast
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i wonder how much gta6 will get the fortnight treatment where its suposed to be the everything game
wedge_x: or they push to March LOL
MWGNZ: what if gta6 has a launch like a bethesda game?
RockPusher: MWGNZ "you there, back end public servant who has been spackling over the broken system! You're fired!"
Jethrain: Rockstar is under Take2
MWGNZ: gta online has been printing money tho
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the had the luxury of gta5 online keeping the whole thing afloat
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we are watching the end i think
Arclight_Dynamo: How long until Xbox is just the name of a gamepass app on the Playstation?
Molladia: As long as GTA IV doesn't turn into Star Citizen
Driosenth: It's more the end of Atari than the end of Sega
DrakoniteDev: the last xbox driver tried to drive off the road
Valkryir: The glass cliff
HoloTheWiseWolf_: once they gave up on the console i think they lost
ArdCollider: Arthur Gies (founder of Polygon) has been politely warning everyone that we haven't seen *shit* yet layoffs-wise and it's only worse from here.
MWGNZ: nintendo is successful by not chasing realism
RvLeshrac: The PS5 and current XBox are literally just PCs. There is absolutely NOTHING special about them.
Texan_Reverend: The hardware costs going through the roof right now aren't helping any.
RvLeshrac: The XBox has just been a SFF PC for a decade now.
ArtOfStuttering: Instead of Chillpoint tomorrow, what about Carpoint?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: honestly the ps5 is also floundering around
ElementalAlchemist: that's... not going to happen anymore, but good attempt I guess
WriterRaven: @ArtOfStuttering Carpoint is probably happening right now. =P
Arclight_Dynamo: I think the Steambox could have killed Xbox if it weren't for the Rampocalypse.
MWGNZ: they finally realised game pass was canabalising sales
RockPusher: Steam continuing to win public opinion and revenue by not kicking themselves or their customers in the taint
MWGNZ: ^
ArtOfStuttering:
@WriterRaven yes but make it official
RvLeshrac: @MWGNZ They get infinitely more money from Game Pass, from me, than they ever would from game sales.
RvLeshrac: The only reason I did not cancel Game Pass immediately when the price went up is because I calculated it out and it was STILL a good deal for me.
Bionull: @RockPusher Though they have popularized an "ownership" model where they could one day kick us really really hard
ElementalAlchemist: thanks Windows
RvLeshrac: Console fanboys are very weird people.
Laurence72: !bing
LRRbot: Sounds like Elgato pushed a Stream Deck update!
WriterRaven: @ElementalAlchemist I had to check to make sure that wasn't me...
ContingentCat: Windows?
Arclight_Dynamo: This is Zune erasure.
e_bloc: praise be 11 pm windows noise
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the 360 was there big win
Kapiainen: @Arclight_Dynamo Was just about to mention the Zune
itmightbemikey: My friend still misses his Windows Phone
MWGNZ: i wanted a zune, but it was never sold here
Bionull: Well, no one's ever beaten Apple by being a better product
RockPusher: Windows Phone was reasonably well thought out
RvLeshrac: Console fanboys are somehow worse than the tiny community of PC fanboys. They demand exclusives that are *ABSOLUTELY* unavailable to anyone else, ever, at any time.
MWGNZ: windows phone was solid, they just needed to give devs a reason to build apps for it
Bruceski: My first smartphone was a Windows phone. I wasn't doing anything fancy but it was solid. The downside was that nobody did apps for it
Viewers_Like_You: I have a Surface, and it serves my particular needs quite well. I'm quite happy with it. Am I a "fan"? No, it's a good but replaceable product
Bright5park: I still love that Zune had a feature for sharing songs with other Zune owners called "squirting". Happy Pride!
RockPusher: The Win 8 "modern" interface worked gangbusters on a touchscreen - it was a complete trashfire on regular mouse and keyboard, but they tried shoehorning it anyway
RvLeshrac: The Steam Machine basically replaces the XBox, yes.
RvLeshrac: The long-term goal of XBox was supposed to be what Steam Machine intends to be.
MWGNZ: @RockPusher i remember remote desktoping in to a win 8 era server and not being able to open the start menu because it required a touchscreen
Bright5park: @RockPusher Yeah, they should've marketed 8 as "Windows 7 Tablet PC Edition"
RvLeshrac: Unfortunately, MS got *HUGE* backlash from the XBox community every time they indicated there wouldn't be XBox-exclusives, that they would always be released on PC (and then more recently, until the withdrawal, PS5)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: theres a lot of primary device users
MWGNZ: steamdeck just for games is a great experience
RvLeshrac: Also very glad to see that Microsoft decided to *NOT* publish games on the PS5 after Sony said they weren't going to be releasing games on PCs.
RockPusher: ♫ Toyota Corolla ♫
rodsur: reminds me theres a danish with a guy singing about his toyota corolla
creasehearst: @RvLeshrac one of the new goals that Asha Sharma and Matt Booty have talked about regarding the Xbox, is that it should play both Xbox and PC games at the same time
MWGNZ: none of the xbox steamdeck clones have sold well
RvLeshrac: @creasehearst Yup. I think it will be too late if the Steam Machine launches reasonably, unfortunately.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea the steam deck phelosiphy was unless it has a meaninfuly upgraded system its not getting it
Arclight_Dynamo: How much is that because we're still on the same console generation, so devs are targetting those and there's no need to update the Steam Deck?
iris_of_ether: Honestly I just think about that Spanish language Corolla commercial. The music is great lol
Bright5park: It can still run Lego Batman: LotDK perfectly fine. Limited to 30FPS with occasional dips, but it is perfectly playable.
Bright5park: That is, without any framegen or resolution scaling bollocks
ElementalAlchemist: Valve has been *rockin'* lately with the new hardware stuff (including Deck and the stuff after)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: heres a question do you think we will see more meaninfuly optimesed games with the curent PC parts enviroment
RvLeshrac: UE5 is going to kill the Steam Deck off.
MWGNZ: look, the steamdeck runs spacemarine 2 and baldurs gate 3
ElementalAlchemist: they've been building the foundation of it for probably close to two decades but dang it's working
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RvLeshrac its killing games in general
RvLeshrac: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ It's simply not possible as long as people keep using the utter trash that is Unreal Engine.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: unless i realy like the game i avoid ue5 at all cost
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RvLeshrac thats me exact feelings as well
RvLeshrac: It's a complete crapshoot if a UE5 game will even launch at all on my RX7700
MWGNZ: we could have some real good cheap gaming pcs if apple unlocked the bootloader in old iphones
ArdCollider: so what's your stake here, Leshrac? Curious about your background in the field.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RvLeshrac i have litteraly the best pc avalable at this time and it still runs like ass
RvLeshrac: I was excited about Tokyo Xtreme Racer, but it bluescreens my machine immediately.
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Arclight_Dynamo: "It'll help the kids with school" let one parent convince the other to buy a PC so they could play Zork. It needs to be general purpose for marketing.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ohh ians cracking a cold one
MWGNZ: o7 sega
RvLeshrac: @ArdCollider I am extremely anti-framegen, anti-proprietary-ecosystems, and anti-nvidia, and have always been.
Texan_Reverend: o7
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Xbox has given up. ps5 pro wasnt a worthwile upgrade. switch is switch
RockPusher: Inertia and lack of an actual proper appliance alternative
ArdCollider: seems odd that you've dumped a lot of cash on Game Pass. huh. sure! thanks for filling me in.
RvLeshrac: @ArdCollider I am also pro-reduced-power-usage. All of this stuff generates ewaste at fantastic rates for no benefit to anyone.
RockPusher: I think a more old-school appliance console would have legs if done prudently and well
DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun console not just haven't died, but game sales on console DWARF PC game sales. Only ~5% sales of the game I work on are PC.
MWGNZ: @RockPusher best i can do is an android platform with some emulators and an sd card of illegal roms
RvLeshrac: @ArdCollider Game Pass effectively functions as a way to try games I might want to buy. If there was any alternative short of piracy, I'd probably use that.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: do you think xbox will be a steam machine in the near future
RockPusher:
MWGNZ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi gentlemen. How's the race progressing?
MWGNZ: xbox 360 arcade was great for indies
Texan_Reverend: @MWGNZ Yeah, XBLA was fantastic.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the only reason my ps5 exists is i can buy phisical archivable games for it
ArdCollider: I miss Every Extend Extra Extreme sometimes, but MSFT and I have parted monetary ways.
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Like right now, I'm playing Forza Horizon 6. I'm considering buying it on Steam. I would never have even thought twice about it without Game Pass.
DrakoniteDev: PC vs XB1/XSX/PS4/PS5 in my case. granted is a racing title, which is console slanted, but the same is true for most genre.
RockPusher: in-app purchase skinner-box gatch-engines becoming the primary form of mobile gaming and therefore all gaming I think might be A Problem™
Mathwyn: I'll be honest I have no idea how anyone can run genshin on their phone. Its run like butts on any I've tried it on.
RockPusher: it's almost as if there is a wasteland of "totally not gambling" gambling across the board
Makoforte: Xbox one actually tried at backwards compatibility further than one gen...
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac I probably won't because of other Microsoft decisions. But I've bought other games I played on Game Pass, on Steam.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea that was cool
mtvcdm: I miss 1 vs 100
RvLeshrac: @DrakoniteDev If it's not a sim racer, then it makes sense that it's far more popular on consoles.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i miss my wii U
DrakoniteDev: as a gamedev, that hdmi passthrough on xb1 was a nightmare. it stole resources from your game, but no it was not possible to interact with
MWGNZ: its a crime that windwaker hd is still trapped on the wii u
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RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Like in the overall gaming community, PC gaming is "rare" because Most People want to play games on the couch, not in front of their coomputer.
DrakoniteDev: @RvLeshrac Yeah. it is a different experience
Molladia: Waite 3 years for the PS4 to unlock DLNA usability
DrakoniteDev: does Ian mean PS2?
RvLeshrac: @ArdCollider Also, FH6 just crashed on me yet again. I would be long past the refund policy if I'd bought it. Game Pass keeps me from just losing money.
MWGNZ: yeah, i cant name a good xbox one exclusive
RockPusher: MWGNZ lol lmao, I forgot that was today *jumpscared*
MWGNZ: @RockPusher yeah sae
Zu_o: It comes down to if you want to make a walled garden you have to make sure it has enough flowers for people to visit
omdorastrix: PS4 "good games" - I bought a PS4 to play co-op Fallout 76 with friends at the game launch. (but yeah I had 2-3 backups that were good)
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Since I'm not strictly "paying for it", I don't have to feel bad for having put money into it.
Cptasparagus: I still don't understand mobile gaming figures. Conceptually it makes sense that everyone has a phone, but the highest grossing games are just plain bad games. It's not even pubg making money it's monopoly and match 3 games...
mtvcdm: @Cptasparagus Things your parents will play
RockPusher: I dunno, most software is a bit shit
RvLeshrac: @Cptasparagus So... there are a billion people with phones, and most of them just play whatever is popular and advertised to them.
DrakoniteDev: @Cptasparagus vast majority of mobile games don't make money at all
Mathwyn: There is one game on apple arcade I want to play and its the exclusive sonic game they made for it
MungoDude: I almost forgot we were getting an emergency test tonight
MWGNZ: apple got rid of the one graphics framework that people were actually using on osx
Zu_o: @MungoDude BC?
Makoforte: iPod had some really great games stuck there, like Chaos Rings or Final Fantasy Dimensions
MungoDude: @Zu_o no, NZ
mtvcdm: Your parents probably aren't playing.... *anything* we'd play here. But they'll play a simple match-3.
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac But also, most phones out there are trash phones. Those games work on trash phones. Genshin etc. do not.
ArdCollider: @mtvcdm I would not count parents out on some stuff. My grandfather played shit until he was like 90 on his C64.
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Like most phones are literally assembly-line-to-trashcan. They're designed to be used for a year and thrown away.
Makoforte: @mtvcdm Friend my dad is playing Homeworld and my mum is playing Civ 4
ArdCollider: or, what @Makoforte just said
mtvcdm: My mom is, Facebook slot machine games.
ElevunWords:
But now you could just vibe code that combo photo destroyer / torrent client app
Makoforte: And I am a... Middlish millennial?
Driosenth: And then Apple may come alone and say, oh that's a good idea, we'll do it ourself 1st party and cut you out.
DrakoniteDev: don't have numbers that aren't still under NDA, but Mac games sell terribly. Linux sales are currently better.
itmightbemikey: Robert Yang
RvLeshrac: I remember Super Monday Night Combat had to explicitly backdoor an updater into the game because otherwise the fees that the consoles charge for patching would have bankrupted them in days.
Zu_o: @MungoDude I fear I will not be affected by this emergency test, but I am glad it passed with little more fanfare than the alarm it was.
ArdCollider: my partner is 54 and all the way in on Marathon rn and in two gullds *and* smuggling people in our guild over to the other one LOL
itmightbemikey: Robert Yang's games were banned off of so many platforms. Twitch, steam, etc etc
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Makoforte: Like... My parents are why I got into video games, and they are boomers. They also played D&D when it first came to Australia and are still active at tabletop cons
RvLeshrac: @ArdCollider I just can't play extraction shooters because your game progress hinges on destroying other people's game progress.
Redbassist:
xantos69: The concept of playing Blue Prince with anything but keyboard/mouse makes me dizzy and sick.
TacitusVigil: Greetings Ian, Beej, Chat
hyralt: Unofficial BNF raid
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac But it's always nice to hear about "older people" playing more than like Match-3 mobage stuff.
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Makoforte: @xantos69 See I played it with a controller/on my steam deck until I hit a frustration point
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Texan_Reverend: Greetings, Brave Raiders!
TheMerricat: @RvLeshrac So.. good news. Extraction Shooters aren't Battle Royales. Although you'll run into _some_ missions that are about killing other players on the map, most of them are "don't get killed and get out".
ArdCollider: As a man said on prox once as he extracted next to Wedge: "Live by the goop, die by the goop."
MWGNZ: apple give us a way to unlock the iphone bootloader
hyralt: Tim Apple doesn't like computers? D:
RvLeshrac: @TheMerricat I definitely have not had that experience with extraction shooters, like Tarkov was always "people camping the quest locations"
e_bloc: that's not what you care about to get to the c-suite
RockPusher: MWGNZ but then you might want to run software on it!
Arclight_Dynamo: Jobs didn't love computers. He lvoed user experience. Which may even be more important.
Tantusar: September 1st he takes the reins
ElevunWords:
Instead we got Craig Federighi's chest hair
ElementalAlchemist: Woz loved computers
MWGNZ: @RockPusher i'll settle on doing it only on phones apple doesnt support anyore
wedge_x:
I Rook in Marathon to make friends in prox chat
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac To the point where I like... never even completed the very first thing.
Tantusar: so still a couple of months left
RockPusher:
Travilogue: Aggression level 0
hyralt: Ooof, bullying that little yellow truck
Redbassist: and on the way back
TheMerricat: @RvLeshrac So, two different issues. If you aren't willing to ruin _someone elses_ progress. That isn't required for extraction shooters. If you aren't willing to deal with people who are trying to ruin _your_ experience, that's a different issue and still valid.
Texan_Reverend: Double tap to finish the job there, Ian.
RockPusher: !gant
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Fruan: GANT
filthwizard_1985: Don't love corporations is a good message to learn
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wedge_x: Marathon very *not* Tarkov
malsareus: good morning Ian and Beej
MWGNZ: yeah marathon only has 1 keybinding for reload
hyralt: Ugh. Liquid glass is miserable
Texan_Reverend: I _do_ miss my headphone jack.
MWGNZ: apple used to have such great user interface guidlines
Makoforte: @TheMerricat I tried and enjoyed Marathon in the free week and never played it before and only ran into two other players, one who we went live and let live and one who shot me and teabagged me. And like, the last one shit me off intensely and that sort of poor sportsmanship gets me more than anything else. But I enjoyed it once I got through the nightmare starting hour.
wolphiron: I'm android, I hate the lack of headphone jack
RvLeshrac: I do, because I have yet to find a pair of bluetooth headphones that stay connected.
Jethrain: New phones not having a headphone jack is a genuine problem for me
WriterRaven: ^
e_bloc: I almost always do wireless but tbf I do wish I had the option for having a headphone jack
filthwizard_1985: Android user, I totally miss my audio jack
ghyllnox: I don't like that I can't charge and listen at the same time, even with dongles
Aenir798: I would definitely miss not being able to plug my headphones directly into my phone
MWGNZ: @Texan_Reverend i've got a handful of lightning to 3.5mm adaptors
DrakoniteDev: I miss the headphone jack
RvLeshrac: @Makoforte That was also my "free play" experience.
Valkryir: I miss my jack and IR blaster in my phone
xantos69: I miss the headphone jack more than I can express. If Apple released a new phone that had one I would pay 2 grand for one.
TheMerricat: For me the bigger problem about new phones is the removal of the SD card slot.
hyralt: Just makes me think of all the times I've had to get my company macbook serviced at the Apple store. And the first thing they do is plug it into a 6-deep daisy chain of adapters.
Makoforte: I miss headphone jack but mostly I want them to stop fucking shoving AI bullshit into my phone
wolphiron: Ditto on not being able to charge and listen on headphones with the dongle
RvLeshrac: @Makoforte This too, yes.
Arclight_Dynamo: Here's one: No one should have a car with an internal combustion engine that isn't a hybrid.
Spacecarl: I miss my jack on my Android. I am just not as good with wireless earbuds
RvLeshrac: If someone at work tells me to use an LLM again I'm liable to hit them with a bat.
PsychoI3oy: Arclight_Dynamo, ok, please supply my replacement car, thanks
Molladia: You COULD remove calls over cellular, and use wifi/data calls only.
Makoforte: Well, GenAI bullshit to be specific I am tired
wolphiron: Beej, this is like 20 minutes out of date, but Chinese companies cater to iPhone users, not Android. The majority of Chinese people own iPhones
badpandabear: I just bought the cheaper phones that have headphone jacks.
RvLeshrac: @Makoforte LLMs are exactly as bad in every way.
ElevunWords: I would love to remove keys and wallets so I only need to carry my phone for anything. This is already real in East Asian countries
Arclight_Dynamo: @PsychoI3oy You pass a law, and eventually everyone has a hybrid.
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac The distinction is marketing, not technological.
NullColaShip: @RvLeshrac Big same, but lucky for them, I work from home...
PsychoI3oy: Arclight_Dynamo, or, i can keep my 15 year old TDi that works just fine
filthwizard_1985: Ian talks like an ex cult member when he talks about Apple
RvLeshrac: @NullColaShip Also same, yes.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PsychoI3oy And in forty years?
PsychoI3oy: i'll be 85 and not care about cars
hyralt: I'm pretty sure airpods don't use bluetooth when paired with an Apple. The quality is too good and Bluetooth is too limited.
PsychoI3oy: and i doubt anyone will be buying ICE cars
MWGNZ: just make a bog standard looking toyota corrolla with an electric drivetrain
RvLeshrac: Oh the other problem with not having a headphone jack is latency. Unless you pay out big bucks or get lucky, there's no guarantee of decent audio latency.
Fruan: Oh. Wow, yeah.
wedge_x: the focus distance is the same yeah
TheMerricat: @Spacecarl So this is a stopgap measure but they sell adapters to make wired headphones wireless.
RvLeshrac: @hyralt There are a lot of different bluetooth codecs. Since Apple is a fully-closed ecosystem, they can also force latency adjustment in all apps to make it seem like the highest-quality bluetooth codecs have "no latency"
JosephDeath: I see those installed aftermarket on cars all the time... Not sure I like them
mtvcdm: Ew
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I also hate the cars that don't have proper door handles.
Texan_Reverend: nooooope
mtvcdm: I would want no part of that car
wolphiron: Insurance companies hate sensors, they cost a lot to replace and get tuned
Makoforte: No more fucking screens!!
ghyllnox: A camera has many more points of failure
Travilogue: My rearview can switch to a camera mode, and that focal switch makes it really weird
wedge_x: have you seen the pics of the X-59 forward view?
ElevunWords: I love the top-down bird's eye view thing for parking or getting out of a parking spot
ArdCollider: I don't even like weird turn signal arrangements.
silenceaux: I like analog, electric failure proof optics
MWGNZ: give me a dash with physical buttons
daneislazy: not sure that's a cost reduction, seems like it'd break even
Driosenth: I want both, damnit. Give me mirrors and cameras
ghyllnox: @MWGNZ ^
hyralt: @RvLeshrac Or they could just use a proprietary codec. And maybe a proprietary radio protocol. Who knows?
Spacecarl: @TheMerricat Oh I know, and there are perks. I have just destroyed like 2 wireless in a year. its a hassle either way
Creideiki_SE: @phoenixletmeuseadashd Didn't those get banned in China recently? Which, hopefully, will mean that companies will stop making them.
e_bloc: I mean they are safety equipment
ArdCollider: (also please god can there be more than one 2" area on the passenger-side door that will allow me to get in without bumping my head.)
Texan_Reverend: I love the EU's push to maintain many more physical and basic features not going digital, etc. Keeping the HVAC knobs and horns and headlights not on the touchscreen.
e_bloc: I missed my 2015 car which had both a mirror and a camera on the passenger side
Makoforte: A car with a touch screen can't get a top safety rating in the EU
wedge_x: I would *love* to have the equivalent of a hud in my car
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Touchscreens are fine for anything you are unlikely or shouldn't be using while driving.
LordChrusher: GANT
xantos69: @Texan_Reverend I will probably have to buy a European car because of this. I hate touch screen interfaces and all the stupid heads up display nonsense.
RvLeshrac: @hyralt They use AAC. Android phones sound just as good if the headphones support AAC or aptx, and like the YT app can do latency adjustment that makes it *nearly* seamless.
MaladyDark: my old TV i bought at Aldi died. I bought and installed a new mainboard rather than buy a new TV. I hate smart devices
ElevunWords: I want the compactness of e-readers but with the tactile experience of turning pages in a physical book
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac However, when the latency adjustment is off or if it falls back to SBC, it sounds/looks terrible.
LordChrusher: My mum's oven has a touch screen which can fog up when you open the oven
pleonasticTautology: hi ian, hi beej, hi chat
adept_nekomancer: Also the Tesla doors that trap people inside during fires... yeah...
Driosenth: HVAC needs: and knobs (how fast, what temp, where to push air), and 3 buttons (AC compressor, recirculate the air, defrost windows)
Driosenth: ^three knobs
Texan_Reverend: Considering the fact that _not_ having the actual, mechanically connected, door handles has literally killed people, I think it should be mandatory. No electric only or the physical is buried in some secondary location.
TheMerricat: For folk looking for 'dumb' TVs, consider getting a free business account at whatever big box store you are shopping at. That's often all you need to be able to buy a hospitality TV (aka the ones they sell hotels and hospitals and other similar places) which are typically dumb TVs and around the same price as a consumer TV.
xantos69: @TheMerricat This is a good tip.
RvLeshrac: @TheMerricat Aren't those increasingly just becoming Smart TVs which hide the smart features?
RvLeshrac: "smart"
Redbassist: oof
badpandabear: I'm glad I'm able to get away with not connecting my LG smart tv to the internet. Soon we may no longer have that option.\
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Redbassist: I do like the feature where you hold the lock button and all the windows go
Redbassist: up*
RvLeshrac: Oh yeah fun fact starting next year in the US, all cars will (at present) have to be equipped with lockouts if they detect an "impaired driver"
Driosenth: I only have electronic locks. But that is more because theives tried to break in and destroyed both the driver and passenger door lock cylinders
Arclight_Dynamo: @RvLeshrac Detect how?
RvLeshrac: @Arclight_Dynamo That's not specified.
MWGNZ: the tv is for showing things from other devices
wolphiron: Lol, TV buttons = flashback to Paul's rant at Samsung in Live #8
RvLeshrac: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah it's really fun legislation
chrono2x: I had the volume button break on a TV remote and there was not a volume control on the TV. It stunk.
TacitusVigil: Hi @arclight_dynamo
ElevunWords: @RvLeshrac Is that related to the Renée Good tragedy or something similar?
DrakoniteDev: power, input, volume
Texan_Reverend: Power, channel, volume, input, menu. And the menu gets you access to everything the remote can do. That way it isn't useless without the remote in the event of loss.
Arclight_Dynamo:
@TacitusVigil Hi
TheMerricat: "Federal law requires all new passenger cars in the US to feature advanced impaired driving prevention technology. However, the exact rollout timeline has been delayed. Regulators and automakers are still evaluating the sensors and monitoring systems to ensure they can operate accurately without major false positives."
RockPusher: Screen with input controls - TV receiver something you should plug in
wolphiron: @ElevunWords *murder, even if this ends up with me on a watchlist
RvLeshrac: @ElevunWords No it's theoretically for like "drivers who pass out" or drunk drivers.
LordChrusher: The one thing that annoys me about the compute monitors I have is it has one button on the back for everything. I want multiple buttons on the front or side of the bezel
Arclight_Dynamo: If the buttons go "clunk" and the knobs are knurled, I will allow more on there.
TheMerricat: "Expected Rollout: While the law was originally aiming for a 2026 or 2027 mandatory implementation, regulatory extensions suggest full deployment could be delayed while the agency finishes setting strict, 99.9% accuracy standards."
ElevunWords: @wolphiron Agreed - I would readily prefix that with cold-blooded and bone-headed
MWGNZ: @Arclight_Dynamo bonus points if the knobs are brass
Driosenth: Ian, wants a monitor, not a TV (and that is what many of us want)
RvLeshrac: @TheMerricat Yeah it'll *hopefully* be delayed since they can't even agree on what "impaired" actually even means.
Arclight_Dynamo: @MWGNZ All about that knobfeel
silenceaux: Makes you kind of wish there were more 'stripped down' consumer goods that have less functionality for a lower price.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: my tv is just my pc
Molladia: What about an OSD with nubbin joystick controls for the TV? As exists on some monitors?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Bring back Dumb tv's that are just high quality screens that recive a device
xantos69: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ This
Arclight_Dynamo: I want good documentation for a TV, so I can easily find the options I want, like disabling motion smoothing.
pleonasticTautology: i would honestly prefer speakers on a monitor; i don't want to use computer speakers and a surround sound is Pricey
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac They also can't agree on what "driving prevention" really boils down to, like it may be expected that cars with some level of auto-drive pull off the road and shut down.
DrakoniteDev: digital tuners are way cheaper than the analog tuners were
pleonasticTautology: STOVES SHOULD HAVE NUMBER PADS.
malsareus: I don't want my fridge talking back to me
pleonasticTautology: I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TYPE IN A TEMP AND A TIME
RockPusher: Frost-free fridge and freezer are nice
e_bloc: the only thing I want to be smart is my thermostat
filthwizard_1985: Can you type without SHOUTING?
Travilogue: I was at a hotel recently and at breakfast the toaster had touchscreen controls
RockPusher: so a little microcontroller, as a treat
HoloTheWiseWolf_: look as much as i love gas. you cant denie how functonal induction is
malsareus: I love induction, specifically how long it takes to clean
xantos69: @Travilogue I am so sad to hear that.
TheMerricat: @pleonasticTautology As long as calibrating the sensor on them was actually easy so that you type in 350 and you actually get 350. That's one of the problems with stoves these days is people don't actually calibrate them when they install them or overtime as they drift off true.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and ian you are right induction is fiddely in controll
MWGNZ: my fridge should not have a network adaptor
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac But I'm imagining a lot of people will be losing their jobs because they don't look like hyperactive squirrels in the morning and can't start their cars.
RockPusher: but it should have no concept of a firmware update
daneislazy: My mother has an induction top, it's neat but can be fiddly, and only certain cookware works.
DrakoniteDev: the clock on the appliance either needs to sync with the atomic time radio signal or not exist.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: love phisical buttons
Driosenth: I want my stove output to go to 11
pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat absolutely true
MaladyDark: I love my induction. my oven has knobs and the top is touch panel. my friend got the smart version of my oven and i hate using it. it's so much slower than a knob.
Travilogue: You had to select your "target toast level" before you could press the lever
Arclight_Dynamo: I want the knob number gradations to be consistent. My stove now doesn't have equally-spaced numbers. It's infuriating.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: a Hrz readout for induction would be cool
Travilogue: @xantos69 It was..... not great
ElevunWords: I used good induction cooktops for the first time in Madrid this May. They were in all the Airbnbs, and I cannot fathom why anyone would want anything else in areas with clement conditions and an uninterrupted power supply.
Forgebold: yeah I had to cycle like half of my cookware when I moved into an apartment with an induction top in the kitchen
wolphiron: I prefer a hybrid of touchscreens and buttons, bc buttons are good for tactile when you can't look long, but touchscreen is good for impromptu scrolling and moving and interacting
RvLeshrac: @Creideiki_SE While nothing is ever certain in law, it's very likely it will unfortunately be tossed for procedural reasons.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: do any inductions do LED's on the element to show heat
Jethrain: the worst sin of a stove is touch controls on (a cold area of) the top surface, where they get disrupted if something gets spilled on them
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Bad design.
Creideiki_SE:
@RvLeshrac
wolphiron: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ I used to have one where the heat coils would be lighted
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Heh, I suppose ultimately it's that, right.
RvLeshrac: @Creideiki_SE If it can actually proceed, then it's a good case.
RoeDent89: Good morning, LRRMansm'ns
e_bloc: my stovetop does that
Arclight_Dynamo: Is the scheduling for Sabbath purposes?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the best ours does is display a H over the small layout of the stove top near the controlls
RvLeshrac: I have a Samsung stove. The control panel is located in the area which is the single hottest of the entire stove (the exhaust). It is not shielded in any way against heat.
ghyllnox: Book a time no, but it'd be nice to have the option to set multiple timers with my oven
pleonasticTautology: i vastly prefer ovens having a timer because ovens have timers that turn the heat *off*
TacitusVigil: Stovetop max output: Sol
xantos69: I need my broiler. Useful for finishing my sousvide ribs.
MungoDude: I love my induction cooker with its single thingy
DigitalSeahorse: I like a stovetop that looks not like a countertop that you could forget not to put plastic on
RoeDent89: Gant
MWGNZ: my washing machine has a timer, but it's for when you want it to finish, not how long it should wait before starting
HoloTheWiseWolf_: almost like its designed for it
WriterRaven: I need my grill (what y'all call a broiler) for nachos and other melty-cheese things.
TacitusVigil: Garlic!
RvLeshrac: I actually bought an air fryer because this Samsung stove is so badly designed, and I know that continuing to use the oven will cause it to fail.
Arclight_Dynamo: Do you need convection in your oven? I've never, ever used mine.
DigitalSeahorse: never put plastic on a burner even if you know it's off and isn't hot when you put it there
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i would argue the broiler/grill can move to an microwave oven and your main oven moves over to a dedicated oven/steam oven
DrakoniteDev: @Arclight_Dynamo you're missing out
wolphiron: I love the water and ice in the fridge
RvLeshrac: You should absolutely not have a water line to your fridge.
RvLeshrac: Also, never buy an LG fridge.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i cant live without my soda despensing fridge
ghyllnox: Aww I like water and ice from the fridge and freezer
MWGNZ: if i want ice i'll fill a tray with water
RvLeshrac: In fact, never buy any LG appliances, period.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: cold on tap soda water
ghyllnox: @RvLeshrac I suppose that's fair
MaladyDark: I have a bottom mount fridge. love it
RockPusher: HoloTheWiseWolf_ if I am going to the trouble of cold soda on tap I'd rather spring for a dedicated soda fountain
DigitalSeahorse: I wouldn't trust a samsung fridge to not sell me things I've run out of
RvLeshrac: I did a bunch of appliance research when I moved in here, and North American Midea appliances are hot garbage.
e_bloc: when I bought a house they were all amanas and I won't lie, they all worked great for 10 years
Arclight_Dynamo: K-shaped economy, right.
Bruceski: The only indicator I would like on my freezer is "I am defrosting on purpose, do not panic."
TacitusVigil: Madea Keeps Shit Cold, coming to theaters soon
Driosenth: Beej, keep an eye out for repo auctions, if you can snag a restaurant fridge they are bulletproof
Molladia: I wish I had space for a chest lift top freezer
Navi_Louise42: I have a chest freezer so I would be fine with a fridge without a freezer,
RvLeshrac: If you can get an imported Midea appliance, they're fantastic, but otherwise what you'll usually find in NA are just garbage things made by some white-label with a Midea logo slapped on.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh fuck yes i would
RockPusher: so long as it was standardised form-factor
RockPusher: then it would be superiour
pleonasticTautology: i honestly would prefer a bigger freezer and a smaller fridge
MaladyDark: pigeon pair.
iris_of_ether: We legitimately have a fridge/freezer, a solo drink fridge, a chest freezer, and a mini chest freezer. And we use them *all*
DigitalSeahorse: I would love to have space for a bigger freezer
Texan_Reverend: I love the fridge/freezer set-able units. You can decide whether it's a fridge or a freezer by setting a mode or just setting a temperature. Then you just have two of them.
RvLeshrac: Oh yeah everyone go clean the filter and drain on your washing machine.
xantos69: My dream is to build a house and just put in a commercial grade kitchen with a walk in fridge/freezer.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: my reasoning is the stack would give me less fridge space i dont use and more freezer space i will use for the bi-monthly meat run
DigitalSeahorse: vibration *shakes fist*
RvLeshrac: Also everyone with a front-loading washer, everyone go clean the seal.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: if they;re doing a reno they could maybe also build a shelf?
LordChrusher: I do not need much of a freezer but I do need one
Arclight_Dynamo: wat
TacitusVigil: What
PMAvers: *stares into the distance as he remembers the time he had to work on the line that did the duo washers and all the extra stuff that they had to do to reinforce them*
SnackPak_: I do laundry once a week
HoloTheWiseWolf_: WHAT family
Aenir798: You do different things each day
pleonasticTautology: i do laundry once a week or every other week; we have 16 pairs of underwear (identical)
xantos69: I do exactly 2 loads of laundry exactly once a month.
MWGNZ: yup, but thats with 2 teenage boys and going to the gym 5 days a week
daneislazy: I do one load every two weeks-ish
Arclight_Dynamo: Cloth diapers?
RvLeshrac: So yes, that's actually true. Most people do at *LEAST* one load a day. And it's incredibly wasteful.
RockPusher: it's a different optimisation - less storage of stuff vs more washing
DigitalSeahorse: my upstairs neighbors do laundry daily and it's only 3 ADULTS
MTigress: the HE washers are made to do smaller loads more often
DrakoniteDev: I do laundry less than once a month
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i was cloth diper as long as we didnt leave the house
MWGNZ: my washer also maxxes out at like 6kg
goatprince: queen never cry but it's beej and shitting himself
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SnackPak_: weeee
HoloTheWiseWolf_: AHAHAHAHAHA
Redbassist: sushi spin
xantos69: And... we put this filth cloth back on the child?
MWGNZ: we did cloth nappies very differently
Forgebold: yeah that's... eugh
HoloTheWiseWolf_: im sorry ERRODE your skin
MTigress: i'm the opposite. Tide literally burns me.
RockPusher:
RockPusher: Beej's ass has adapted
HoloTheWiseWolf_: beej was a tide pod kid
ghyllnox: The Baby with the Tideproof Ass
MWGNZ: @RockPusher its built different
daneislazy: Beej's ass is 90% tide
malsareus: Beej' ass is forged in the fires of Tide
RvLeshrac: "This has been: Loading Ready Run Presents: Beej's Ass"
Texan_Reverend: Oof, I'm sorry that saga hasn't resolved.
RockPusher:
hehehe soft knob 
RvLeshrac: They make medication for that now
TacitusVigil: Story is Beej's mom dipped him into a barrel of Tide, holding him by the heel
pleonasticTautology: we have an apartment stacker
silenceaux: My favourite washer style is temperature separate from intensity of agitation
pleonasticTautology: the dryer had to be repaired when we moved in but otherwise it whips ass
RvLeshrac: You'd think that in 2026 we could have a decent combined all-in-one-tub washer+dryer combo.
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, Ian. My Maytag commercial is kinda like that. It has 5 knobs that hold their position. We just hit the on button twice to get it running unless there's an oddball reason to change a setting.
RvLeshrac: Growing up, we had the same washer and dryer for like 15 years, and they were the most basic things.
TacitusVigil: You'd think more things would be decent in 2026 @rvleshrac 😞
Makoforte: When I was hospitalised for mental health reasons they had dryers you couldn't set a timer on, you just closed it and turned it in and it would go 'until done' and I hated that because you had to guess when your laundry was done
ghyllnox: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ As someone with skin on the back of my hands that sometimes decides to have a problem with existing, it's not that it's like steel wool or anything, but the skin gets irritated, chafes, peels, stays raw, never heals, and that happens two or three times and you're down to the underlayers of skin, or you get cracks in your skin because it becomes very inflexible with all the light scabbing from being raw and irritated
mrverbal: @Cptasparagus 5 bucks from a lot of people is a lot of bucks
RvLeshrac: Now, the repairman wants like $2k just to get out of the truck.
Arclight_Dynamo: $700 USD in 1955 is $8750 USD today. Good god.
xantos69: Hold on to your old tech! It will work better and longer.
RvLeshrac: And then after you pay the tradesman an absolute FORTUNE to diagnose it, they want another like $2k to do the repair, or just say "Nope, impossible to fix, no refunds"
ArdCollider: the database support guys I knew at Oracle always told me the place where I worked was second only to Maytag in terms of utter database dysfunction and admin cluelessness.
silenceaux: I kind of resent that "repair" has turned into "order OEM parts or discard"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @ghyllnox sounds exactly like i wear gloves as a mechanic
HoloTheWiseWolf_: like why
ArdCollider:
I doubt anything's changed over there.
RvLeshrac: I hate having to call any tradesman for anything, ever. I'm lucky that I finally got a mechanic who isn't a complete ripoff on everything.
Texan_Reverend: @silenceaux Yeah, my machine has 4 knobs: wash intensity/cycle, temperature, water depth, extra rinse/soak/both on a single knob.
MTigress: apparently a lot of card-based laundromat systems do it really really dumb and just outright trust the amount the card says it has on it, with no stored database storing how much any issued card is supposed to have left on it
Makoforte: I remember Beej's washing machine saga during the subathon fallout nights
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @silenceaux or its so comlext to take apart its just not worth it. we have a drier that only needs a belt replace but for the life of us we cant find it burried in the back
RvLeshrac: I'm just not willing to pay my entire week's pay to someone for a 30 minute job just because I'm not "allowed" to buy the replacement part or tool needed.
RvLeshrac: Or because the tool is so expensive that I'd have to use it a dozen times to make it worthwhile.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RvLeshrac dont worry as a mechanic we hate that to. expecialy when sometimes you just need the oem scan tool to programe it
silenceaux: @Texan_Reverend Nice. I just really like matching the clothing to the specific treatment.
pleonasticTautology: oh yeah no front-loaders go FAST, it's kinda terrifying
pleonasticTautology: YEAH
PMAvers: oh boy oh boy I've seen some fail in testing and boy are they funny
Redbassist: you thought your ass was hamburger before
ghyllnox: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Obviously Beej had a sensitivity to something in the detergent they were using but personally, maybe a combination of humidity and different types of pollen? It comes and goes and I don't change products very often
RockPusher: again
Aenir798: uh
RockPusher: we did math
MWGNZ: o7
pleonasticTautology: so we wear prescription compression socks that can't go in the dryer, but when they're in a front loader and we put it on spin?
xantos69: "oopsie" has been called.
Fruan: Car stuck
RockPusher: computer does not like it
Redbassist:
pleonasticTautology: they're just about dry
ghyllnox:
silenceaux: Oh
RockPusher: oh
Redbassist:
DigitalSeahorse: the car heard you talking about spinning accidents
RockPusher: uhm
iris_of_ether:
Texan_Reverend: @silenceaux Yeah, having all the knobs separated means you can set it exactly the way you need it for what you're washing.
mtvcdm: Numbers!
Redbassist:
wedge_x: that's an amazing noise
MTigress: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse:
malsareus: did we make a traffic jam?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Beej fun fact beej my brother broke his arm in one of those. the lid lost its safty kill switch and he put his arm in while it was spinning as a kid
Navi_Louise42: o7
Arclight_Dynamo: This is why you pay extra for the floating point chip.
WriterRaven: "I think we thought about numbers too much." That's a quote-worthy sentence if ever I heard one. XD
Redbassist: !magazine
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RvLeshrac: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ I had to replace my VVT solenoids myself because it's an exactly 2 minute job, and the mechanic wants nearly $1000 for it.
pleonasticTautology: 6 11? *confused hand motion?*
ArtOfStuttering: 09:04 in France
RockPusher: Beej controls the horizontal and the vertical
MTigress: rotate the steering wheels?
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Likewise I needed to replace the ground on my battery, mechanic wanted $500, I was in and out in 30 seconds.
malsareus: Beej is now in control, tremble mortals
RubikDarkwill: Is this not just prep for next weekend?
ButButTheJesus:
100 ok I literally just woke up and tuned back in and last time I tuned in was near the beginning when the car had stopped due to NUMBERS and they were talking about engine spinnies, and now it happened again and you were talking about washing machine spinnies
RockPusher: Wheel is not straight, as is correct for pride!
Makoforte: Why does 'I can drive a stick' sound like famous last words
SnackPak_: 4th gear is a trap
Aenir798: But what if we went to 4th...
RockPusher: Aggression is 0, I'm sure it'll be fine
ButButTheJesus: can't spin out if you're going slow!
MTigress: my head is automagically playing the rotate the cushions song
HoloTheWiseWolf_: would you consider a casual 4th
mtvcdm: Nice, careful; driving
pleonasticTautology: good luck with the driving
HoloTheWiseWolf_: they got revenge
pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna hit the hay
mtvcdm: These people are so rude, we're trying to go to Princess Auto here
pleonasticTautology: hopefully? finishing moving tomorrow?
RvLeshrac: Me when Forza gives me a Porsche:
Texan_Reverend: Goodnight @pleonasticTautology
Navi_Louise42: The Ai gives no bus, they will run you off the road. And we are letting them do art, smh my head.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: im going to asume all assists are off
pleonasticTautology: @Texan_Reverend g'night tex o7
mtvcdm: It's pride, we're never on the straight
RvLeshrac: It's straight, and you're away, so yes.
ButButTheJesus:
5th is over there 
Aenir798: Pretty sure both times were you getting rammed
mtvcdm: Ghosts!
Texan_Reverend: No, that was somebody pitting you.
mercano82: That was getting pitted by another car.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: small cars hate the beej
mercano82: Good news: You're now in last, so no one is behind you.
RvLeshrac: This is also me in every FH6 online race.
ButButTheJesus: regarding those two curves on the straight:
ButButTheJesus: The 6 km (3.7 mi) Mulsanne Straight caused tyre and engine failures, as cars reached speeds near and above 400 km/h (250 mph) before braking hard for the sharp right turn at its end. So two chicanes were added to the straight before the 1990 race to limit the achievable maximum speed[7] and because the FIA decreed it would no longer sanction a circuit with a straight longer than 2 km
WriterRaven: Doing perfectly fine as long as there's no corners. My usual experience with racing games. XD
Tantusar: the busses have always been iffy
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HoloTheWiseWolf_: is this an offical car for the game ian
RvLeshrac: I got me one of those semi-auto transmissions in my Verano.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: a small cheek shift into 1st
Texan_Reverend: What's one more transmission on the pile?
RvLeshrac: They get poo-poo'd but I love being able to downshift when I need to.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: What the wheel this year are we still on the logitech
RvLeshrac: "Beej, where has the clutch gone?"
ButButTheJesus: Ian could call out the upcoming track like a Rally passenger
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
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RvLeshrac: "You are breaking the car!"
Texan_Reverend: Ian, how have your various mods to the driving rig been holding up?
Texan_Reverend: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ It's a modified Thrustmaster TMX.
TreeGamer35: @ButButTheJesus despite these changes we still ended up getting the infamous Mercedes CLR incidents
RvLeshrac: orly
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Texan_Reverend i missed when we moved over
RvLeshrac: I guess I won't pull my Logitech wheel out then
Krektogar: last agdq they had a rally game with an actual rally passenger on commentary, and then did one track where they did the calls. it's bussing impresive
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i am using my moza ab9 as a sequential shifter/ handbreak depending on race
Molladia: Ian have you eaten?
ButButTheJesus: @TreeGamer35 huh I had to wikipedia that, TIL
RvLeshrac: What brand of landjaeger?
iris_of_ether: Landjagers are real good
Texan_Reverend: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ It's been this wheel for almost the entirety of LRRMans history.
RvLeshrac:
Patak Meat Products was my source for landjaeger, but they shut down because the owner died and his kids are awful.
Texan_Reverend: With various mods and changes to it through the years.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Texan_Reverend yep but i pay half atention and forget every year like clockwork
Krektogar: I didn't know you can get Landjäger over there, they are great
RvLeshrac: Patak was also my source for the best bacon I've ever had in my life.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: real ones definetly has resistance
TreeGamer35: @ButButTheJesus watched a youtube video a while back that was about the chain of events that lead to that car flipping like that. was insane.
ButButTheJesus: @TreeGamer35 air pressure is stronk!
iris_of_ether: Legit. These ones also good
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea that makes sense it moves the weakpoints to other components
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ArdCollider: (in LA you probably want European Deluxe Sausage Kitchen for your unusual processed meat needs, and also South African groceries. it's in Beverly Hills)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the ramen strugle continues
Vinewood_OG: Nice
HoloTheWiseWolf_: have you been enjoying forza H 6 ian?
Makoforte: It is deeply depressing but if it had been litigated
Texan_Reverend: A delightful toaster.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: God i want one of those toasters ian
Driosenth: Toast via first principles
Driosenth: elgant
RvLeshrac: "A premiere toasting experience"
Texan_Reverend: For our home, a countertop oven acts as toaster and oven and air fryer. We literally haven't ever used the standard oven in this home or our previous one.
adept_nekomancer: Not everything needs a microchip to function well.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its not going to generate a prompt on your toast
ZER0_TW0: I've seen this toaster, it is magical
ArdCollider: my grandmother had one. it makes the best toast you've ever had
Critterbot: You don't toast toast, you toast read.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we live bimetalic strps here
SlyFrostPaw: the smartest tech I want in the kitchhen is a drip coffee pot with a clock in to turn on.. just, alarm clock but make coffee instead of beep
Critterbot: bread*
DigitalSeahorse:
xantos69: Ian, didn't you fix one of those up a few years ago? Does it still work?
DigitalSeahorse:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wheel is not wheeling
zBuLLeTT: why is there a turn there
xantos69: Well I respect the crap out of making/fixing your own stuff.
SlyFrostPaw: @Texan_Reverend yeah we got a decent size toaster oven like that as a backup when repairing a broken main oven... havent bothered fixing the big oven because this does everything. only issue is like. a couple of baking trays dont fit
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i think one wheel is just stuck horazontaly
adept_nekomancer: Car is not yet on fire, all is well!
Driosenth: look up the Mulsanne Straight
ButButTheJesus: The 6 km (3.7 mi) Mulsanne Straight caused tyre and engine failures, as cars reached speeds near and above 400 km/h (250 mph) before braking hard for the sharp right turn at its end. So two chicanes were added to the straight before the 1990 race to limit the achievable maximum speed[7] and because the FIA decreed it would no longer sanction a circuit with a straight longer than 2 km
HoloTheWiseWolf_: car becomes missle
creasehearst: for reference the original price for a 1949 Sunbeam T-20 toaster was 22.50 USD, which would be 316.82 USD in today's money
BigTheDave: yay, beej go brrt
TXC2: Hello everybody!
RockPusher: "and crashing Leo, who did NOT die…"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: think where down to the rim yet
ButButTheJesus:
@RockPusher that got me
xantos69: Ok, that sounds like alot. But if it is still working today, what a deal for decades of toast.
Texan_Reverend: Hi there @TXC2
Jethrain: @ButButTheJesus "Would not sanction a straight longer than 2km" happy pride
TXC2: hi Texan_Reverend
creasehearst: it's part of why they died out, they were just too expensive compared to the cheap "push down lever operated" toasters of the 90's and 00's
BigTheDave: Nowadays all I get when opening a new account is Travel Insurance
BigTheDave: which, tbf is about $300 word
TXC2: do not fall into the mistakes the UK have made
Texan_Reverend: Don't threaten me like that, Ian!
RockPusher: sentiment analysis: angry, we shall therefore do it anyway
Fruan: The guy who sucks vs the guy who's evil
WriterRaven: Another transmission sacrificed for the gods!
DigitalSeahorse: and of that guy
DigitalSeahorse: how bout no
adept_nekomancer: Watching from south of the border, I'm glad you dodged Trump lite, but it was disappointing to see the system collapse towards a two-party balance.
Driosenth: Devine Right of Politicians
TXC2: or here in the UK, Labour didn't win, the Conservatives lost, and there is a difference
BigTheDave: @TXC2 Meanwhile in Scotland...
Mollylele: is beej in the copilot chair and also in the pit?
TXC2:
BigTheDave the SNP continue to not do anything?
BigTheDave: And the rest offer nothing b etter
Texan_Reverend: Too right! @Mollylele
AleisAlpto: damn
AleisAlpto: still going
AleisAlpto: i just woke up
TXC2: AleisAlpto we've still got 6 hours to go
AleisAlpto: i see
BigTheDave: everything ticking over
itmightbemikey: Mamdami is proving that in New York
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: that's weird... similar sort of thing is happening in NZ regard natural gas
DigitalSeahorse: seats are important
TXC2: "if we tax them, they'll leave!" "to where? [Canada's] the 10th richest country in the world"
adept_nekomancer: If they were going to leave, they'd already be in Alberta. Or Texas, or Florida.
xantos69: The key issue is you will never ever ever find a politician you agree with on every issue, so any vote you cast is a compromise.
TXC2: she young = she might acutally give a fuck about what happens in 50 years
gsyhiap: ^
ArdCollider: "she's young, can we catch her out at the club like the Finnish PM so you'll all learn your lesson"
TXC2: "there was no other way!" what other ways have you tried?"
RvLeshrac: They're building one of those goddamned things a mile away from my house.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: turns out doing something works better than doing nothing
WriterRaven: @TXC2 "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!"
TXC2: WriterRaven exactly
DigitalSeahorse: #UBI
xantos69: When FOMO is made into a primary marketing tactic.
Vinewood_OG: What about nine-elevensies?
TXC2:
no money for anything good, all the money to blow up the middle east though
HoloTheWiseWolf_: someone finaly got the poison right
BigTheDave: With Crypto and NFTs, the losers were ordinary people. With AI the losers will be the countries that built all these data centers when the bubble pops
TXC2: the bigger fool problem
BigTheDave: and people who bought NVIDIA stock
RvLeshrac: I also need people to stop pretending that any of these AI concepts (genAI and LLMs) are in any way different, or that they work - AT ALL - for any purpose.
ArdCollider: (it's 6500 engineers in an explicitly dead-end role at Meta, sitting there coming up with CS problems for models to solve. No other options offered to them at the company.)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ai is very much an oroburus as well and we will all pay to bail it out sadly
DigitalSeahorse: usually I want more time but for that I want zero
gsyhiap: But if all these big tech companies can't tell a story of perpetual growth then people might realise how grossly overvalued they all are...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and how much does it cost to do what i CAN do
RvLeshrac: They do not work, period. LLMs are useless, period. We are increasingly finding out that all the things they're "useful for", they're not, they're only barely useful for correlating data.
WriterRaven: The phrase "prompt engineer" makes me nauseous.
Vinewood_OG: Born Sloperator
mtvcdm: They can do... the list goes on!
DigitalSeahorse:
vomit vomit vomit
Saintnex: … wut
AleisAlpto: AYOOOOOOOOO
RvLeshrac: You should never ask an LLM a question about any subject you are not a full-on expert in.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ian will punch a man
thetoastmonster: If my mother can chat all day to AI instead of a scammer trying to take her money then I'm happy with what
Ravynn: I can ask a magic 8 ball how its day was too and it doesn't cost me nothin
thetoastmonster: *with that
DigitalSeahorse: and fossil fuels
RockPusher: There are legitimate problems that LLMs are a good tool to apply to (better accessibility being one big class of them), which makes it harder to deflate the grift
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you've been able to do that since ELIZA right?
gsyhiap: @RvLeshrac You could have stopped that sentence at 'question'
TXC2:
RvLeshrac hell not even an expert, I've seen LLM get stuff I am a casual on wrong
mtvcdm: Hot chatbots in your area
ArdCollider: what if she didn't talk to an AI or a scammer but had her health and social needs answered by a robust welfare state, that seems better all around
wolphiron: Companies are now penny pinching bc AI prompts are really expensive, and sometimes you ask a $5 question
Mollylele: i will now start measuring my interactions in tokens
Vinewood_OG: "It's shit, Dave. But thanks for asking. Would you like to burn another rain forrest?"
Texan_Reverend: Considering that genAI-connected firms make up basically all growth in the US economy since Covid hit, it's likely to be such a cascade when the bubble finally bursts.
WriterRaven: @mtvcdm They'll be hotter once we burn down their data center.
Driosenth:
500 Beej, how is your day?
RockPusher: but the legit usage is entirely obscured by the grift nowadays
RockPusher: pardonfuck‽
TXC2: Texan_Reverend it will be a depression, not just a recession
Bright5park: I would prefer to buy tokens to ask Weird Al questions than some industrial plagiarism machine that thinks that "Strawberry" has five "R"s in it.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Texan_Reverend its sad but i expect them to get public funded bailouts
Saintnex:
what the pardon 
ghyllnox: Don't tell your employees to just do whatever the AI agent does either
TacitusVigil: Companies don't want to engage with unions or collective bargaining, but AI companies unilaterally raising prices on AI tokens...brilliant.
MTigress: i'd happily answer annoying stupid questions completely wrongly for a couple thousand bucks a week. can we start up a thing to undercut gen AI prices, delivering objectively better garbage for cheaper?
malsareus: also the LLMs will just hand out your security information if they have it
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you can just ask the AI to reset an accounts email to yours without even logging in
DigitalSeahorse:
don't need data centers to fold proteins even, we can all fold proteins at home for medicine advancement 
Folding@Home and Foldit
Vinewood_OG: Trebuchet into the sea
4 raiders from Alchemistmerlin have joined!
TacitusVigil: I've been watching accounts of judges punishing lawyers that used AI.
TXC2: not even when they get out, put people in office in prison
HoloTheWiseWolf_: So interestingly China has laws based on making sure companies dont replace people with AI
Saintnex: wouldn’t that be nice lol
TXC2: hello Raiders
RvLeshrac: @gsyhiap I just have to accept that morons will keep using LLMs, so it's the best I can say any more.
BigTheDave: Toy AIs will be the first to go during the bubble pop. Like the free tiers of Gemini, Co-pilot etc. All the image or video gen stuff too. You won't be able to use it at all unless you pay
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TacitusVigil:
The US government will never hold anyone accountable for anything.
itmightbemikey: AI incorrect flow of data
RvLeshrac: But also on the security thing, the email will just have prompt injection embedded into it.
gsyhiap: 'Hallucinations' are a euphemism
RvLeshrac: I don't know what fool in "security" suggested that, but they should definitely be fired.
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Travilogue: "A fine is a price"
BigTheDave: Gemini is the only Google service I want them to kill off
Vinewood_OG:
Consequences? In this timeline?
itmightbemikey: A fine is a punishment for only the poor
TacitusVigil: Fines are just costs of doing business for the rich.
malsareus: depends, EU likes % of global annual revenue fines, those would still hurt
ekimekim: RvLeshrac: almost certainly someone too high up the org chart to be fired, and knew nothing about security
RvLeshrac: @ekimekim 100%.
MWGNZ: i want the timeline where instead of creating gemini google brought back reader
DigitalSeahorse:
TXC2: as every teacher will tell you
Fruan: "Shallow Fake"
Vinewood_OG: Happy blursday
TacitusVigil: The lying machine puts out lies which the lying machine learns from to put out more lies which the-
TXC2: "in order to find an objective truth, humans made a machine that makes falsehoods"
xantos69: Welcome to philosophy! Define truth if you can.
LesBeauxPlastiques: biggest thing about generative regurgitation that gets to beau is how the CEO of suno is trying to convince people that creating art is a pain in the ass and pointless and people believe him
DigitalSeahorse: semantics
MWGNZ: i had to use the aws llm for work training and it didnt recognise aws service regions if i typed them in upper case
Vinewood_OG: I'm tired boss
TXC2: LesBeauxPlastiques what an asshole
TacitusVigil: Turns out it wasn't terminators, it was the end of truth.
DigitalSeahorse: Sunday also comes after Monday a bunch of times
RvLeshrac: The only "use" I've gotten out of an LLM so far is exploiting the SiriusXM chatbot to give me a *FAR* deeper discount on my service than it was allowed to give me.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the telling part is that CEO's are not being replaced by ai thats all the proof i need to hate it
RvLeshrac: On the plus side, since the recent GitHub Copilot change where they're actually charging closer to the real cost of tokens, my management has shut up about it.
ButButTheJesus: express your mental spleen
BigTheDave: We got Copilot licenses at work and after being off for a week I tried out their 'suggested' feature: summerising the emails I missed. I asked it for a 500 word summary of last week and it gave me a mini novel and (500 words) in brackets at the end
Texan_Reverend: You are _not_ the only one.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian also deserves to be upset
TacitusVigil:
Most things are bad these days. Hard to find good things to talk about.
Vinewood_OG: People aren't upset enough
DigitalSeahorse: Oh I'm upset enough
ghyllnox: @BigTheDave Lmao
RvLeshrac: @BigTheDave Oh sweet. Yeah, since those now cost a fortune, do that more.
ghyllnox: I hate that for you, but also, lmao
wolphiron: That's Josh Johnson Day: he voices and built a community of people who are tired of the broken system and we know we're not alone in the feeling
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Like have it summarize all your email daily. They'll beg you to stop.
DigitalSeahorse:
Texan_Reverend: Shared values does not equal echo chamber.
BigTheDave: If my company ever goes 'token max' like Amazon did, I'm out.
Texan_Reverend: At least not inherently.
DigitalSeahorse:
ArdCollider: I really enjoy pointing out the flaws of the ol' token leaderboard to friends in offices that aren't mine.
TXC2:
going Token max s DEI
HoloTheWiseWolf_: a thing i have noted is that a lot of AI uptake in coperate was solving a sysmptom cause by themselfs. my mum sadly uses it to generate her weekly safty talk that has to be difrent everytime even if nothing has changed in the companys enviroment regarding saftey
ArdCollider: (my office is the sort of office where the CEO can drop a timestamped, accurate, deep archival Frank Herbert interview footage clip into a conversation and not break stride.)
RockPusher: Remember to use a firm grip when you tighten your knob
RandomTrivia: Didn't tighten your knobs? Last time that happened when you two were in the same room, we got a great soundbyte
RandomTrivia: *soundbite
Mai_Andra:
Go ahead and tighten your knobs. It's after 10PM. 
ekimekim: news time must be carefully budgeted to avoid constant Doom
RvLeshrac: As an American, my entire life has been a sequence of increasingly more important battles, and losses.
wolphiron: My friend mentioned a manager used AI to fluff an API and now there's a dumpster fire bc of the features the AI promised but aren't implemented
DigitalSeahorse:
I know one thing, signing petitions does work at least some of the time even though it doesn't feel like it and it at least helps feel less helpless to DO something now and then. 
Texan_Reverend: Almost like dissociating.
RvLeshrac: @DigitalSeahorse Basically any petition which is not anonymous, is in some way effective.
DigitalSeahorse: yep
ekimekim: I've tried "good news only" things and it all feels hollow. Like, the fact the only "good news" is empty feel-good anecdotes just draws more attention to what they're not saying
DigitalSeahorse:
BigTheDave: So some good news, in Glasgow yesterday 2,000 people showed up to counter-protest anti-immigrant thugs (who numbered about 20)
TXC2:
man I am borderline nostalgic for Bush jr
Vinewood_OG: Alex said something similar. Being informed feels like being responsible, but at some point, it's a form of self harm. I that about that a lot.
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TXC2: BigTheDave heck yeah!
wolphiron: @ekimekim The Green Brothers made a good news newsletter.
xantos69: @TXC2 I remember at the time he was in office I was so against him... but in retrospect we have done much worse.
Texan_Reverend: You can be aware of the goings-on without drowning in them.
MWGNZ: ^
goatprince: ridiculous you say
TXC2: xantos69 yeeeeap
ekimekim: in all seriousness, "put on your mask first before helping others" is an adage that has helped me through a LOT
Mollylele: tumblr is still good
BigTheDave: I remember Dubya. "The president couldn't get any stupider could he?"
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Bearudite: does turning the headlights off improve aerodynamics in assetto corsa?
Molladia: @goatprince Yeah describing how terrible a person Hans Capon is
goatprince: gotta tag jordynne on those posts
RvLeshrac: Many people do kind of stop entirely after putting on their own mask.
wolphiron: Beej: your Tumblr acid spaghetti
MWGNZ: shoutout to chronological feeds
goatprince:
@Molladia
Mai_Andra: The Al Gore Rhythmic Site
BigTheDave: local gamedev masto is usually chill
Makoforte: I follow like 18 people on Tumblr and it's pretty great
Mollylele: hooray for queue feature
Alchemistmerlin: I like that on bluesky I can limit my feed to Only Posts, so I don't even see reposts just things actually posted by the people I follow.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mainly just load up on # to look at
Makoforte: And mostly it's queer artists for the shows/games I really like
MWGNZ: if you notice that someone reguarlly gets boosted in your timeline and you like the toots then you go follow them
Texan_Reverend: I really like that Mastodon is flexible enough to be a community for some and a more personalized experience like Ian described.
DigitalSeahorse: I've put a filter on where I won't share bad news unless there's an obvious way people can take action on it by my sharing it or unless it's something that's dangerous and everyone needs warned.
goatprince: queuing is really just like sending an email at a set time. that's all.
Genie_M: I follow tumblr and mastodon folks in rss rather than in account
MWGNZ: appply muted words liberally
wolphiron: I mute notifications when they start getting too annoying about the updates I've not read
wolphiron: *the apps
RvLeshrac: YES
Texan_Reverend:
PS: if anyone is interested in trying out Mastodon, there are lots of cool folks on https://kind.social and the moderation is solid, if I do say so myself.
RvLeshrac: The ridiculous 40-day jump
MaladyDark: I wish discord was more forum and less chatroom
HoloTheWiseWolf_: feature request remove age verification
ghyllnox: Discord is a perfectly functional app. They swear
DigitalSeahorse: I use "mark as unread" a lot to mark my spot if I have to switch channels
RockPusher: Beej is correct
LesBeauxPlastiques: it's probably well known here but the best advice beau can give people is that blocking someone is not the nuclear option. it's self preservation. block anyone that upsets you even slightly. curate your experience
Jethrain: I need discord to not put the "unread message in this channel" marker if the latest message was from someone i've blocked
MWGNZ: @Jethrain this
MWGNZ: you might be able to automate that
ghyllnox: Oh, that's not how I use it
thetoastmonster: content hipsters
ArdCollider: moved my atproto account to Blacksky and cheerily now ignore bsky devs fumbling about
ghyllnox: I absolutely use it as just "this has been posted here recently"
DigitalSeahorse: ugh
ArdCollider: (if blacksky had "disable reskeets" and timed mute it'd be perfect for my use cases)
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: skip stop
WriterRaven: !gant
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DigitalSeahorse: skop
RockPusher: Squeet! We should implement skop!
LesBeauxPlastiques: "we can't just stop for every skop, yeld, or dangr sign we see"
DigitalSeahorse:
oh skop it!
gsyhiap:
Skop! In the name of love! 
BigTheDave: Pop the Skop bubble
MWGNZ: skopfluencing
BlueMechanic: once you skop, you can't stop
Fruan: #skop
Driosenth: wholly new word, no French equivent
wolphiron: Scop has a definition, according to Wikipedia
DigitalSeahorse: what would it be in French yeah
Bearudite: ar pretzel
Vinewood_OG:
Skopmaxxing 
DigitalSeahorse: Arpet
DigitalSeahorse: << Ce n'est pas les quotation! >>
BigTheDave: Now I'm hungry for a Skopch Egg
DigitalSeahorse: I've learned this in a typsetting job working on French educational materials
wolphiron: Apparently Skop is a company name, related to Pilates
TXC2:
I go to brush my teeth, and I come back to whatever skop is?
DigitalSeahorse: I've misspelled typesetting
DigitalSeahorse: which would be bad in that job
LesBeauxPlastiques: is it funnier to pronounce "pirates" like "pilates" or the other way around?
MWGNZ: up there with the list of incorrect programmer assumptions about names
DigitalSeahorse: InDesign
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Texan_Reverend: Random good internet news: StumbleUpon is back! Under new ownership, I think.
RvLeshrac: @MWGNZ There's a github repo with a full set of lists.
Molladia: o7 Dawn Guard
DigitalSeahorse: we had to take documents written in MS Word and put it into InDesign templates for their publications
Genie_M: It's different yes
WriterRaven: Oh my stars THAT'S what nbsp stands for!
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac They also apply to non-programmers. Like people have no clue how phone numbers, email addresses, physical addresses, names, languages, or pretty much anything else work.
DigitalSeahorse: and proof read it A LOT
TXC2: non break space is a good name for a music group
RockPusher: º != ° got it
Mangledpixel: There's also a zero-width non breaking space
RvLeshrac: @RvLeshrac Which is fine until they start dictating how those things must be presented or entered on paperwork/forms/etc.
RockPusher: and in fact they do render subtly differently on my setup
MWGNZ: @RvLeshrac in certain cirmcumstances you can send an email without using an @
thetoastmonster: Microsoft Frontpage!
MWGNZ: you can also mess with programmers with ; and ; being different characters
RvLeshrac: @MWGNZ RFC requires one @, however yes some mail systems will do local without.
Mangledpixel: Possibly the most complex is dealing with languages like Arabic that have different directionality
DigitalSeahorse:
but oh I got to make french illustrations too, that part was fun! show people they should buckle up in the visual language of images
MWGNZ: i cry every time i have to write 'color' instead of the proper 'colour'
BigTheDave: this is why you use Brainf*ck, no english at all
rodsur: reminds me that i once heard about a programming language thats made in arabic
RvLeshrac: Also don't forget "i" vs. "İ"
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
RockPusher: MWGNZ my take is that the closes you can possibly get to correct for names is a unicode field and an image upload - if they have uploaded the image then it isn't renderable in unicode and you use the image, otherwise use exactly what they put in the unicode box
DiamondTiki: Arabic web resource translators are wizards, because they have to not only translate the content well, but then give it to an ignorant left-to-right person to pour into their ltr HTML
RockPusher: *closest
xantos69: Honestly... all I can say is I am so happy I speak English as a first language.
DiamondTiki: And have it work
ghyllnox: There are software languages written with keywords in human languages besides English, but the prominent ones are English, so eventually it just has to be an identifier rather than something that makes intuitive sense
MWGNZ: @RockPusher as long as both fields are allowed to be empty this covers most cases
DigitalSeahorse: and an illustration block
Genie_M: There's   and   and   for the thin one
TXC2: the four layers of translating Japanese
RockPusher: MWGNZ indeed, NULL is valid since a name may not be assigned yet
Mai_Andra:
It feels like the sushi is bigger every time it passes...
MWGNZ: @RockPusher and NULL is not the same as "NULL"
TXC2: as someone who plays AoE2, I have learned that ZERO and NULL are NOT the same thing
DigitalSeahorse: wait, << this is the only one I'm that familiar with >>
Mangledpixel: the programmer who first came up with the concept of 'null' has since said that they deeply regret doing so
malsareus: I'd rather deal with NULL than figure out if this 0 is a real 0
Mangledpixel: that's the thing, malsareus, sometimes it's impossible to know if something is a 0 or a null
Mangledpixel: because null is represented as 0 in memory
TXC2: doesn't Japanese have a full phonetic alphabet ?
TXC2: *does
xantos69: Seems like the toe-may-to verses the to-mah-to debate. This is an issue of pronunciation.
Molladia: Same as "Kleenex" ?
Mai_Andra: The "alphabet" is phonetic, but it doesn't contain every possible sound. There are several approximations to cover foreign words.
RockPusher: ♫ mousu mousu persocom mousu ♫
LesBeauxPlastiques: the mouse ad is a national treasure
TXC2: Mai_Andra I meant if Japan has a typeset for the IPA
ghyllnox: My mom, in her way of baby talk, called chapstick "yips" when I was growing up. We're 3rd and 4th gen American, English is the only language we're fluent in. I've also heard lipstick called "lippy"
adept_nekomancer: I mean, it's gone the other way. "Tsunami".
LesBeauxPlastiques: @ghyllnox lippy is british english for lipstick so that kinda makes sense
TXC2:
and Tycoon, which I learned was Japanese word last year
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LesBeauxPlastiques: it's interesting you say that ian coz everyone in the uk pretty much knows that it's pocket mosnters :'D
thetoastmonster: Digimon might be more obvious as the theme tune literally sang "Digimon, digital monsters"
Texan_Reverend: Honcho
DigitalSeahorse: scosh?
ghyllnox: Yeah what's skosh
Texan_Reverend: People often think honcho is from Spanish, but no.
TXC2: skuch up
DigitalSeahorse: never heard that before
TXC2: *skooch
MaladyDark: scooch?
Navi_Louise42: skoch
ghyllnox: I wonder if that's a regional Canadianism, I've heard "scooch" but not "skoch"
ButButTheJesus: I've heard it but not often
thirsty_kitteh: On the pocket monster thing, I know that because some UK magainze, I think the Radio Times, had reviews of child things for adults, and included it as a fun fact to impress your child with
DigitalSeahorse: scootch over I've heard but not skoch
TacitusVigil: Admiral came from Europeans misunderstanding Arabic
ghyllnox:
I'm in the Midwest
EOstby: As a Midwesterner: yep.
ghyllnox: Michigan, in fact
itmightbemikey: I heard it in Minnesota, but not Illinois
EOstby: I've heard it here in Indiana.
Mai_Andra: I'm from Florida and am familiar with it.
TXC2: TacitusVigil really? I assumed it was og French
tidehollowcat: I've definitely heard it before (from the midwest)
theinvisiblevoice: also familiar in Wisconsin
TalpTheScot: in scotland in doric we have 'skoosh' as a squirt
Navi_Louise42: I am in Washington State and use skoche
ButButTheJesus: I'm near DC east coast, I've rarely heard it
Texan_Reverend: All of this is language that has arrived in the US & Canada and evolved just since soldiers returned from WWII. It's so recent, all things considered.
XuriScratch: I'm Australian and people have used skoch here.
ExachixKitsune: No but it's an excellent turn of phrase
ButButTheJesus: a who
TXC2: I wonder how much movies and TV have influenced all this
ghyllnox: That sounds... excruciating
nyoomgoom: i think skosh does occur here in the northeast us
TalpTheScot: is so visceral
TacitusVigil: @ghyllnox It is
TXC2: an orphanage for haem = bone marrow?
TalpTheScot: theres a crapshot in there somewhere
BigTheDave: hasta la sayonara baby
ExachixKitsune: That remind me, I need to work on my desert bus shitpost
Phailhammer:
Apparently Bluey has been making American kids sound Australian, which I find deeply funny.
TXC2: "maybe you've heard the English word Sumo....."
MWGNZ: reminds me of the 'japanse spoken with a heavy southern us accent'
ButButTheJesus: I'm lost now
Texan_Reverend: Translator's note: keikaku means plan.
ghyllnox: @Phailhammer Iirc Graham had that issue with his daughter and Peppa Pig
MTigress: crapshot material right there
Phailhammer:
@MWGNZ That, and the one the same guy did with Russian-accented Japanese live rent-free in my head.
TXC2: it's ancient if you include EVERY kind of folk wrestling Japan ever had
TalpTheScot: that some fast moving sushi
Molladia: Did Graham schedule the Krogshot writing meeting?
Ganstandt: modern Sumo is 300-400 years old
Bionull: The one time I went to kabuki I really didn't get it
Texan_Reverend: !gant
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TacitusVigil: Did you know that after the Meiji period, European clans devolved into a period of devestating dynastic fighting?
TXC2:
TacitusVigil
DigitalSeahorse: there's a guy that teaches Japanese writing characters by drawing what the root of it means or what it looks most like
Phailhammer:
@TacitusVigil
DigitalSeahorse: wow lucky
Phailhammer:
Why is the fact it has no dancing so significant?
Vinewood_OG: Shhh, you'll wake uo Zack Snyder!
LordZarano: 背広 - せびろ sebiro meaning business suit "Etymology Unknown, but thought to be related to English Savile Row or civil clothes" (Savile Row is a street in London with lots of tailors that make fancy business suits)
RockPusher: It would have been better interleaved a bit
Bionull: The beginning of Erin was reeeeally melodramatic. Haven't gotten back to it.
RockPusher: wheeeeeeee
SnackPak_:
auroraskye46: Um
MWGNZ:
RockPusher:
Phailhammer:
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeee
ButButTheJesus: WHEEEEEEEEEEE
auroraskye46: Okay box box box Ian
Texan_Reverend: WOOO!!!
TXC2: !clips
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Texan_Reverend: And _landed_ it!
TacitusVigil:
@MWGNZ That's wonderful
DigitalSeahorse: lol
TXC2: that Toyota suspension baby
auroraskye46: I haven't seen a car get that much height at Le Mans since Mercedes.
RockPusher: KINDA shitty?
RockPusher: Beej plz
Mai_Andra: For a moment, it felt like we were driving the bathtub...
Texan_Reverend: Beej & Ian, L says goodnight with an o7.
Texan_Reverend: And farewell to LRRMans.
Driosenth: I think I saw it, but it was a looong time ago.
Texan_Reverend: I'll still be here. I'll be back in a few.
TXC2: so long Texan_Reverend L sleep well
Zandivya: I found raws but yeah no subs yet
BigTheDave: Patlabor gets really biblical IIRC
Mai_Andra: Patlabor was one of the first series I watched (along with Slayers)
DigitalSeahorse:
@Texan_Reverend 
Zandivya: I haven't seen Patlabor 2 I'll definitely check it out
TacitusVigil: 'And the power of one man to change the world' ...for good, right?
TXC2:
yes for good.....as in forever
Mai_Andra:
I haven't watch Patlabor in a long time. It's one of my early watched series that I don't actually have...
Molladia: I finally watched and finished Solo Camping for Two after you recommended it Beej, boy that was lovely.
Zandivya: I'm just so happy to have Masamune Shirow's style back in media um taffy aside I guess
ButButTheJesus:
taffy women 
Driosenth: taffy women?
TXC2: taffy women = one piece?
TacitusVigil: So it's Tracker?
WriterRaven: !gant
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Mai_Andra: and a new Magic Knight Rayearth coming. It's a very familiar name, but I'm not sure if I ever actually saw it or if I just saw promos for it...
Bright5park: Ah, Solo Camping for Two?
TXC2: Gods forbid the woman also be over 25...
RockPusher: I'm watching 30-odd
Molladia: @TXC2 Her lack of any knowledge and experience was a core of her ability/desire to learn
ghyllnox:
TXC2: Molladia ah ok then
Bright5park: Frankly, chill camping is possibly my favorite anime genre right now. Both Solo Camp for Two and Laid-Back Camp are so good.
DigitalSeahorse: chain smoking cat?
Molladia: @Bright5park Laid Back camp you say? I missed this name
Tantusar: riffing to no one does seem like a fruitless task
Bright5park: Yup, Laid-Back Camp, or Yuru Camp for the original japanese title.
TXC2:
"my Rib-diculous reincarnation" = the story of the biblical Eve ?
DigitalSeahorse: Poor Duck Duck Go is trying so hard to Hide the AI images but not quite getting there
ButButTheJesus:
chocoball rib
Camthelion: oh hey my roommate was just talking about this yesterday.
RockPusher: thus illustrated for Beej
RockPusher: 2 an ep, yes
RockPusher: generally
RockPusher:
full-on live-action zombie segment
TXC2: the one with the dear has STRONG early youtube vibes
RockPusher: I mean, it's CITY what else is there to say
TXC2: Joy? as an adult? sounds fake to me
DigitalSeahorse:
BigTheDave: Whatever it's about it'll not be what anyone thinks it's about
Mangledpixel: trauma, presumably
BigTheDave: I just want more memes
MTigress: Evangelion is also getting into Sonic Racing Crossworlds. Godzilla too.
Bright5park: Just crossed Yoko Taro and Pikotaro in my head for a moment. "Get in the Pineapple, Shinji!"
BigTheDave: Godzilla is in Sonic Rumble too
TXC2:
"they have noses! EW!"
Camthelion: I need to re-start my watch of gundam 1. i was enjoying it , first time watch.
RockPusher: !gant
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Zandivya: The first Gundam was sort of a classical war movie wasn't it?
TXC2: the lack of budget SHOWS
RockPusher: TXC2 you mean to say walls aren't meant to wobble like that?
TXC2: RockPusher not all of them at least
TXC2: who knows what building codes Galifray has
RockPusher:
TXC2 Earth in the far future looks a lot like Earth in the far past — like a Welsh quarry
TXC2:
RockPusher and that's the way we British likes it
Mai_Andra: There are so many tiny cars...
Fruan: GwtW didn't even get sequeals. Trash tier franchise.
BigTheDave: This is me as a sonic fan
TacitusVigil: Aww, but I want to watch Beej play Mario's Time Machine...
Mai_Andra: Did they not do a Scarlet movie?
RockPusher: That's Pit-wang!
ArdCollider: I am a VFX worker with a critical film studies degree and I have to tell other VFX workers that criticism is not the art of telling *you personally* what you will like… about six to eight times a year.
SlyFrostPaw: @Fruan didnt even have a cinematic universe smh my entire head 😔
ArdCollider: your taste is yours to develop, not mine. 🙃
TacitusVigil: @SlyFrostPaw Pretty sure Lincoln is set in that cinematic universe.
RockPusher: Also sometimes a trainwreck is hard to tear yourself away from
RockPusher: see Darling in the Franxx
TXC2: Critical means deep/important, not bad, and I think most people don't know that
Timses: the Star Trek community has been tearing itself apart over this issue
ArdCollider: I get a lot of “film critics don’t know what people like.” 😆
BigTheDave: Try decades. Every time new trek comes out since TNG it's been the worst thing ever
Mai_Andra: Oh, they made a Scarlett TV mini-series, with Timothy Dalton.
SlyFrostPaw: @TacitusVigil wait what
ArdCollider: “not my job! I do not have a telepathy degree.”
Fruan: It IS a novella!
ArdCollider: they largely are novellas!
Zandivya: @BigTheDave Every Trek is a product of it's times and you really can't go back (unless you're disney I guess)
ArdCollider: I like the show and continually DNF the books; I’m the outlier.
Fruan: Murderbot is a very frustrating(affectionate) narrator because they DO NOT care about so much of what's happening around them.
TacitusVigil: @SlyFrostPaw Dumb joke on my part
TXC2: now to be fair, David Dastmalchian could sit in a chair in the corner and still make that work
BigTheDave: @Zandivya Pretty much. I will go to bat for Academy though. That was surprisingly more classic Trek than I think anyone gives it credit for
phoenixletmeuseadashd: The Murderbot episodes are all really short, which oddly fits as the books are mostly novellas
ArdCollider: my very Murderbot partner insists that I am the household Gurathin and I was like “er what” LOL
TacitusVigil: "Next one Beej" "But...there is no more, Hea-" "NEXT one, Beej!"
Zandivya: I quite enjoyed Murderbot but I thought the lead didn't fit for some reason
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TacitusVigil: You're right, we don't want that [Stares at The Naked Now]
TXC2: the humanity through "alien" eyes character
TacitusVigil: Wish we'd seen more of emotion chip Data though
Camthelion: Data learning to joke in the generations movie was great
frnknstn: Internality, yeah
BigTheDave: I maintain the only REAL problem with The Naked Now was that it was episode 2, and it was a 'characters acting out of character' episode that happened before they had all settled into what their characters were
Critterbot: Technically he's an andriod.
TXC2: BigTheDave agreed
adept_nekomancer: Learning to imitate human behavior makes sense and makes the character deeper, IMO
vickysaurus_mystax: @BigTheDave This is by far its biggest problem. As a season 3 episode with maybe a minor rewrite here and there it would be a totally fine episode
BigTheDave: @TXC2 If it was made in S2, the writing would be better, the actors could lean into it more, be more comfortable.
TacitusVigil: "I noticed that they do this thing to comfort each other when they're sad, so I'll do that."
TXC2: Learning to become like a human is Data's WHOLE ARC
TXC2: BigTheDave exactly
TXC2: thanks for being here Beej
ButButTheJesus: good to see ya beej!
Texan_Reverend: It's been great to have you here, Beej!
Camthelion: I did too!
Camthelion: Night Beej!
RockPusher: Thank you Beej
vickysaurus_mystax: Can do it at 2 in the morning on Desert Bus
WriterRaven: Night Beej! Slep well!
BigTheDave: it's 10am here. I should go get breakfast
Zandivya: g'night
epsilon_vee:
yeah, next time more sick flips
TXC2: just 5 hours to go....
Texan_Reverend: I would enjoy a late night Beej & Ian bit during a future Subathon.
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:23:00.
vickysaurus_mystax: Who has driven other than Ian today?
Mai_Andra: Chair is the copilot now.
RockPusher: chocks need studs
Molladia: @vickysaurus_mystax Cori and Beej
TXC2: more chalk makes it have less friction
vickysaurus_mystax: Thanks!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Do Desert Bus and play it like you're playing Lemans (or vice versa..)
margieargie: Back in the land of the conscious, how has the transmission been the last 5 hours?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @margieargie Ian learned out to fly care of two other cars
Texan_Reverend: Still not as good as your home setup, right?
TXC2: print more chalk?
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GARF GARF
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Fruan: That's what she said
vickysaurus_mystax: !quote gant
Sacrenos: I replaced my casters with casters that have breaks for racing sims
TXC2: !findquote gant
LRRbot: Quote #6124: "GANT GANT's a problem for everyone." —Ian [2019-06-15]
Sacrenos: brakes*
Texan_Reverend: I meant specifically the keeping your chair in place bits.
BigTheDave: carma
TXC2: oh the buses have souls this year?
vickysaurus_mystax: I miss eggmelt
TXC2: in the home stretch
Texan_Reverend: If you had the space, I would totally get you a real used vehicle seat, but if you don't have space for more than the folding wheel setup...
vickysaurus_mystax: Yesssss
frnknstn: Review on the car?
Texan_Reverend: I'm looking forward to more varied Ian races. And more frequent, hopefully.
ButButTheJesus: speaking of future racing streams, I was afraid to ask but will LRRMans continue next year too?
Fruan: Whattt
Fruan: That's amazing
vickysaurus_mystax: Yeah, more racing streams sound fun
ButButTheJesus: ooh if we still get some racing I like that. Yeah 24 hrs is a lot
RockPusher: LRRMans NG: On the Road
BigTheDave: Baby Park?
RoeDent89: We're not getting younger
ButButTheJesus: yep yep
WriterRaven: We sacrifice this transmission to the gods of LRR Mans!
BigTheDave: 24 Hrs of NASCAR.
Texan_Reverend: @BigTheDave If you're referring to the Mario Kart track, I cannot fathom all the buses on that oval.
vickysaurus_mystax: It's been so much fun these past 240 hours
RoeDent89: So the first LRRMans would've been a few weeks before I discovered LRR
LordZarano: Not 11 years for the 11 years of LRR sketches?
TXC2:
it ends, so now it's a box set and you can binge it
vickysaurus_mystax: I usually end up putting the vod in the background as more or less a podcast over a while once it's out, since I'm rarely here live
Driosenth: Age comes for us all. Staying up for these 24 hours has become harder and harder over these last 10 years.
BigTheDave: Yeah, we need the LRRManns box set, where each DVD box stacks together to make an image of Ians face
RockPusher: Stein propounded Stein's Law, which he expressed in 1986 as "If something cannot go on forever, it will stop."
frnknstn: that's good to hear, I like racing where it feels like you aren't fighting the vehicle
BigTheDave: now we're talking
Texan_Reverend: Agreed. You even managed bigger air than in previous years.
vickysaurus_mystax: 35th out of 55 is pretty good too
Driosenth: have you beat a 6 min lap in previous years? I think you have, but I cannot recall for sure.
Wolfstrike_NL: GANT! And good morning.
TXC2: continuous! enthusiastic! racing!
TXC2: hello Wolfstrike_NL welcome
RockPusher: Hammer Time, Taco Time, Miata Time — they're all good times bront
vickysaurus_mystax: No touching other cars! That against the car rules
TXC2: it's pride month, cars can touch if they want to
RockPusher: Le Fish ala Sushi
malsareus: the famous 3 AM Landjager
RockPusher: Okay, I am gonna grab a quick nap so that I can be here for the end - drive safe!(ish)
TXC2: Serge "land" Yager ?
TXC2: so long RockPusher sleep well
malsareus: not to be confused with the 3 AM Serge Yager
Wolfstrike_NL: 10year Celebration drink / Goodbye to the 24h drink seems appropriate
ButButTheJesus: @RockPusher have good eep
malsareus: Can Serge jumpscare?
Driosenth: 3AM Serge, "Wanna get coffee, I know this place that opens in 15"
TXC2: 3 AM Serge is up to take you to the wrong coffee house
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Keab42: For future Motorsport streams with Ian. Can I suggest Whack-Ian Races?
MTigress: any crow news?
TXC2: !storm
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ButButTheJesus: if you could get another car or two besides your Mini, what would you want to get?
damela42: Best restaurant in Victoria for each ethnic type available in the city?
malsareus: crows be like YOINK
WriterRaven: "Our plums, cawmrade." - the crows, probably
MTigress: aw
Sacrenos: I've driven a 993 bi-turbo, 996 GT3 and a 997S. They each are completely different cars. the turbo feels heavy with a ton of power. The GT3 will bite you. A 997 feels much more in control.
Sacrenos: but honestly, I would not own a porsche now. It's just so incredibly expensive to maintain.
frnknstn: Testarossa was the car I fell in love with as a kid, playing "Test Drive" on my 286
Zandivya:
and build a mini version of yourself to go in the car? 
TacitusVigil: Can we use Constitutional Class refit decals instead? Or some zebra high seas camo?
TacitusVigil: *Constitution
Camthelion: Ian: If you are ever back in seattle. I have a '13 WRX I would let you drive if you wanted.
BigTheDave: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
ButButTheJesus: my Testarossa intro was Outrun arcade. (then I learned they weren't made as convertibles)
TacitusVigil: Heh, that was one of mine too. My dad ended up putting it together for me
Camthelion: I honestly am so upset that the lancer cant be 'Evo'd' without a ton of aftermarket work.
TacitusVigil: I think it's a model of a certain age.
BigTheDave: As I kid I collected model cars. You know, to play with. Back when the F40 was 'the' super car. One birthday I got a proper model of it with the pop up lights and stuff. it was great.
TXC2: such is the power of the Evo
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TXC2:
the good star trek
Camthelion: countach and diablo are such fantastic looking cars
ButButTheJesus: oh Countach is still my favorite
TXC2: yeah, Lambo makes cars for young boys walls
Driosenth: answer: it doesn't
Sacrenos: honestly, not a fan of most italian sports cars, not as a kid either...
ButButTheJesus: yaaassss spaceship on wheels
TXC2: like a sexy stelth fighter
Driosenth: Are there any 1940 to 1970 cars you would want to drive?
JimmyTwoNavels: gant
JimmyTwoNavels: Nice gant-ry
Sacrenos: I really want to drive a proper Jag at some point. I don't want to own one, dear god they spend more time at the mechanic than you can actually drive them. But driving one around for a day, would love that.
ButButTheJesus: I remember him getting out of the Countach and being like "I'm hot, I'm deaf, my arms are tired, my legs broken, " etc
Molladia: I'm trying to find a Honda S660 for a good price at the moment.
margieargie: Whatever awful side of me wants to drive some 1890s contraption (a reproduction presumably) just for the sake of doing it
margieargie: Maybe it's the side of me that doesn't want to go over 20 km/h but still
Mai_Andra: I remember seeing a full-page ad of a Countach in a magazine that I tore out and put on my wall when I was 11 or 12.
Texan_Reverend: Ian, for some reference on lap times: you've absolutely done faster than your record this year. You car in the first LRRMans didn't even shift out of 3rd gear until over 200kph. You did a 5:20 on the lap where you were surprised with the new wheel, and that wasn't your best.
TXC2: walkable cities for the win
ButButTheJesus: oh my posters were Countach, Testarossa, Corvette, 911, F40
Mai_Andra: Now though, the only specific car I would love is Miyuki's little blue car from You're Under Arrest!
Mai_Andra: I have a box full of DVDs of all the series, (even the live-action one.)
Driosenth: Huh, I never noticed the upper left corner fuel indicator before
ButButTheJesus:
@Mai_Andra ooh just googled it, I love the old smol sports cars
itmightbemikey: Columbo gets a pass too
Traion: Hey cuties
TXC2: Columbo isn't a cop, he's a member of the fae
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
Mai_Andra: Amazing.
Mai_Andra: I have the OSTs downloaded. I haven't seen real copies...
Traion: Don't go on road trips with Ian. You'll end up in the middle of Alberta with now fuel
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
BigTheDave: Would you get to Alberta?
Traion: Cori always keeps a fuel canister in her pocket eh?
xantos69: I have never run out of gas, but I did once coast into a gas station.
TXC2:
depending where you are, you die
BigTheDave: the floor slides away and it becomes a flintstones car
Genie_M: How extra safe for fuel were you during Road Quest?
Wolfstrike_NL:
With this being the last 24h, and with the desire to explore other tracks, we will also be saying goodbye to GANT, won't we? 
margieargie: @Wolfstrike_NL Gant will live on in our hearts, and I assume in the LRRbot commands
Mai_Andra: Maybe a signboard truck can be added to the roster, to keep GANT alive.
TehAmelie: the future holds scant gant
TehAmelie: unless we want gant?
Fruan: Save the Last Gant for me.
WriterRaven: I just finished my Road Quest rewatch the other day. Rest in peace, Saabine.
Texan_Reverend: We all love Gant.
xantos69: I still keep Road Quest 2: Boat Quest in my heart.
Texan_Reverend: I also figure Ian might _ever_ come back to this track.
ButButTheJesus: *He-Man voice* IIIIII HAVE THE GAAAAAAANT
Texan_Reverend: Well, there we go.
Driosenth: 24 hour nurembergrimg maybe?
Fruan: There's another 24 hour stream coming up next weekend...
MTigress: 23h LRR Mans?
TehAmelie: something about plant gant under whose shadow one won't sit
Fruan: No, you will not! Which is very smart!
damela42: 24 Hour Bake-off?
TXC2:
it really has, cold too
TXC2: at least here
LordZarano: In this year's actual Le Mans GANT GANT is GOODYEAR GOODYEAR
TehAmelie: okay i'm done with my gant rant
Fruan: Is that grid of four number tyer temperature or tyer wear percentage?
TXC2: I need it to be 22C myself
Wolfstrike_NL: 22 to 25 is nice
TXC2: for some reason my body thinks 19c is cold now
Molladia: @TXC2 yeah 4.9 degrees here at the moment
Fruan: One just went up, so I would guess so?
TXC2: Molladia dang that's cold, where are you?
Dragonlord_Panda: what is gant? anyway i keep hearing i wonder what mean
Molladia: @TXC2 Melbourne
BigTheDave: not with that attitude
Traion: You can take off skin. But only once
IbunWest:
Texan_Reverend: @Dragonlord_Panda A banner across the track advertising a clothing brand.
Fruan: @Dragonlord_Panda I think it's a clothing brand?
Dragonlord_Panda: i see
MTigress: it's generally not reccomended
BigTheDave: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
TXC2:
Molladia ah, as a Brit, it's still odd to me that it gets that cold in Australia
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
Fruan: GANT
Texan_Reverend: @Dragonlord_Panda In a prior game, the sign had the name repeated.
ButButTheJesus: huh somehow I never knew what GANT was
TehAmelie: you can buy a pant from Gant
BigTheDave: I just Gant right now
Phailhammer: GANT GANT
TXC2: now we know!
DiamondTiki: And also that's a very easy corner to spin out on
WriterRaven: If you wrote a psalm-adjacent song about it, would it be a Ganticle?
Dragonlord_Panda: gant gant it is funny word
BigTheDave: When you put U in Gant you're just Gaunt
Texan_Reverend: It caught on so thoroughly that we have a custom emoji for it on Kind.Social.
TehAmelie: that's why you need Gant Gant, for a pair of pants
DiamondTiki: When you get to really take in the GANT GANT as you try to get going again
BigTheDave: that slogan got me fired from the advertising agency
Molladia: @TXC2 we're sunny summer beaches and stormy cold winters
margieargie: @TehAmelie But what if you can't Gant?
TXC2: Molladia ah
Molladia: @margieargie You CANT CANT
TXC2:
gant you can't? then pant you shant!
Texan_Reverend: Ian, that reminds me: how did the Gant shirt actually work out for you?
margieargie: Just stop in the middle of the track, the race officials love that
TXC2: !break
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MTigress: just put a brick on the accelerator
r10pez10: damn he's still on this level
BigTheDave: Where's Lakitu to put him in the pit
Texan_Reverend: We observe the fellow racers.
Phailhammer: @TXC2 Our houses are also generally not built to retain heat, which means it can get pretty cold inside in winter.
adept_nekomancer: Here we see the racers in their natural habitat
Fruan: I momentarily got freaked out because the drivers hands are still on the wheel after Ian left the room, and then I remembered it's not a real car.
DiamondTiki: I'm just waiting for one of the sushi to just launch us into space
Molladia: @Phailhammer Improved building materials and designs are required
TXC2: Phailhammer yeah, we have the opposite problem here in the UK with the summer heat
LordZarano: @Dragonlord_Panda In the first year of LRRMans Ian would frequently spin out at that corner and there was a sign there that chat didn't know what it meant and found it funny that it said GANT GANT
TXC2: right I'm off to exercise, it's leg day! so be good chat, and I'll see y'all for the end!
Genie_M: @Fruan You see those are only the gloves
MTigress: @Fruan it's real in our hearts. also we should get that checked, they def shouldn't be in our hearts.
TehAmelie: @Fruan i'm reminded of a period in Eve Online when i felt my apartment was the inside of my ship and the computer was the control panel
Dragonlord_Panda: @LordZarano i see thank you i think that how a lot of meme are invited becuase silly sounded word
LordZarano: Most of the corners got nicknames during that first year
Fruan: Pour one out for Jumpsuit Jaques
Texan_Reverend: Many happy returns!
Molladia: only 4 hours to go
Genie_M: I airfried salmon for dinner
margieargie: I wonder if Gant has set up a fund for education or research, i.e. a Gant Grant
MTigress: how'd it turn out?
margieargie: Right, I should make that egg melt for breakfast
Fruan: I was SO disappointed when I learned what an eggcream really is.
ButButTheJesus: Thing d'oeuf
Texan_Reverend: While I was looking at lap time stuff, I realized that you only spent about 10 hours of these 10 years on the previous wheel. Entertaining repetition.
Dragonlord_Panda: Gant having sale up to 50% on clothing
Texan_Reverend: "Could make" does a lot of lifting there.
MTigress: neat
Texan_Reverend: Cori and Beej and I had to do some real coordination to get that thing to the Moonbase same day.
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Fruan: Texan_Reverend also runs the best dang Mastodon server on the internet.
nyoomgoom: gant underwear is compelling because it says GANT GANT GANT GANT all around the waistband. but i shouldn't. i should find cheap secondhand stuff instead
Molladia: @nyoomgoom DO NOT BUY SECOND HAND UNDERWEAR
Texan_Reverend: Because that first wheel was making your experience of the event...less pleasant.
ButButTheJesus: GANT..... GANTTTTT.....
Mai_Andra:
Only buy underwear fresh from the vending machine.
malsareus: want you need is sneakers that wisper Gant Gant as you walk
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
nyoomgoom:
@Molladia i was trying to type "not secondhand underwear" damn phone keyboard is so slow
TehAmelie: a sort of Gant chant?
Fruan: I wonder what Yorri is doing now...
DeM0nFiRe: Good morning all 🌄
V00doocat: what on gods green flat earth is this race. I mean I like it but wtf
nyoomgoom: yorriiiiii
ButButTheJesus:
I've never tuned in to the actual le mans
itmightbemikey: not quite 24 Hours of Lemons, but close.
V00doocat: I approve
itmightbemikey: the Sushi cars would probbably fit in in 24 Hours of Lemons
Invitare: technically Ian, you *are* a professional driver, as you once drove in a professional capacity, for Road Quest
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Molladia: This year we're driving a 1988 Toyota AE86 Trueno
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Texan_Reverend: @Invitare He's also done actual racing. However, I don't think it was for money.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Invitare Ian would also be better if we weren't here for ian to read
Texan_Reverend: And that was motorcycles, not cars.
nyoomgoom: cannot put the ian through the pit stop to swap his tires
TehAmelie: don't chat and drive, unless in videogame
Invitare: You were driving a motorbike?
NapalmSideburns: That feels like my clench will produce diamonds
Genie_M: And steering the other way all along
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BreadGuyTV: hands on the wheel bro
Twisted_Haywire: I don't think I have come across lrr fan in the non-online world, and are not sure we are all real
Texan_Reverend: No resting time.
margieargie: There's always lithobraking
Bright5park: I prefer to use lithobraking for spacecraft, like god intended
MMoritz: I was here when the race started and somehow I forgot it was on all day
Fruan: @Bright5park Your braking apparatus is already at your destination! Keeping craft mass down is just efficient!
Dragonlord_Panda: i notice that both LRR marathon contact Lrrmans and Desert Bus is driving circle endless drive in cycle is truly the best for LRR to do a marathon
Texan_Reverend: "A real tradition back in the day!" is a phrase which covers so. many. sins.
nyoomgoom: aurafarming the flaming wall of death
Molladia: @Dragonlord_Panda Any confirmation if a LRR subathon is even happening this year?
Texan_Reverend: Which is not when Ian was doing it.
V00doocat: I missed the party on the original AC but brought it yesterday as it was on sale with all DLC for bargain amount
AugmentingPath: an infant of 35
Traion: Ian was young once. Only 35 what a baby
Twisted_Haywire: how big a circle would the desert bus do if the road drifted to the right at the same speed as the bus
V00doocat: yeah one of the main reasons for getting it was for vintage tracks and cars.
kusinohki: the DB minecrafters might know that? they simulated DB by having the road bend left. It didn't make a full circle though...
Texan_Reverend: Nah, convert it to the Desert Hover Bus.
Driosenth: @twisted_haywire i think it was around 4000 km(?) I recall someone made an Unreal port of Desertbus that did that rather than make it list.
Dragonlord_Panda: yeah wasnt there DB Game Jam they did one big cicrle or i am misreminder
Driosenth: I think @dragonlord_panda and I are thinking of the same thing
V00doocat: Are we rocking some insane skin / model also ?
TehAmelie: only in that it's a 40 year old car without even shatterproof window glass
margieargie: Or the game just decides you're not moving forward anymore because you thought about numbers too hard
V00doocat:
7gorobei: heisenberg's floating point uncertainty principle
Twisted_Haywire: interesting,
Driosenth: 23 retired so far i think
Fruan: I miss the forklift
Fruan: Yeah.
nyoomgoom: thought crocodile first before croc shoe, hope there's a crocodile too
nyoomgoom: have it be like, lacoste riding a crocodile
MTigress: get it to drive in reverse
Tantusar: hey there's also turning!
AugmentingPath: And of course, your favorite jazz Thembis
Driosenth: Depends on the steering setup, turning might be going forward with one side and back with the other
AugmentingPath: Pharoah Sanders
Fruan: I think the math ghosts might get sad.
Tantusar: oh! apparently forklifts steer from the back instead of the front!
Twisted_Haywire: I am planning to travel to the Tram world championship this year. what is some of the odd vehicle event you have been to?
ButButTheJesus: is that like the Batman Tumbler where the wheels move on all axes?
Driosenth: I am once again here asking you to contribute to my Pyramid
RandomTrivia: @WriterRaven Sleep well, take care!
LordZarano: TANG
ButButTheJesus: @WriterRaven nightnigt
WriterRaven: !gant
LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
Tantusar: well now i'm down a "how forklifts steer" rabbit hole (wide, they steer very wide)
Fruan: Gotta ship of theseus this car.
DeM0nFiRe: In Le Mans, 1st and 2nd place are separated by less than a second after 20.5 hours
DeM0nFiRe: No lol I think those are not in the top class
MTigress: @Tantusar consider also looking into how scissor lifts handle
Fruan: Did Mr Newall count to 3? I don't know where to go to check.
Traion: Lower lap time than Ian? Impossible. They must be cheating!
ButButTheJesus: C U B E
Tantusar: #12 cadillac half a second ahead of the #8 toyota, itself only about 4 seconds ahead of the #7 toyota
Fruan: They do WHAT in the cube?!
LordZarano: +0.291s between the Cadilac V-Series R and the Toyota TR010 Hybrid. Now +0.788s
V00doocat: this is a modded track yes ?
Driosenth: Big upset if Cadillac wins over Toyota
V00doocat: i will check that out absolutely
Driosenth: Time for "Big Cheats"?
ButButTheJesus: and miles to drift before i sleep
NapalmSideburns: Egg!
TehAmelie: i'm not sure Metallica is bigger than the Bible yet
Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
V00doocat: I like burger king but can't stand their fries
Strebenherz: My uh power went out last night so I missed an amount of lrrmans. We had some storms but we're safe
Riiiiiiis: nope
margieargie: The TV series?
Molladia: Wendy's open in Melbourne next week, and boy I doubt it'll meet the expected hype
Traion: An oven?! The decadence!
Strebenherz: No idea I get to deliver packages the day after potentially tornado so we'll see how bad hometown got effed up
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Strebenherz: Also phones at 3% so I guess it's time to get to the car to charge this
frnknstn: I want Slider facts, or Sliders (1995) facts
TehAmelie: i recently acquired a sandwich press, maybe i should make some sliders. . .
12o13: Europe finally getting Wendy's this year. I'm stoked
Driosenth: I'm not a fan of smash burgers, i want the patty to be intact and not just a flat piece of ground beef that falls apart within a few bites
Molladia: wait wait, what fat% Ian, 20? 10?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Processed cheese" just invalidated this whole recipe.
12o13: This is similar, but less fancy than Alton Browns method.
ButButTheJesus:
I wasn't listening can you repeat all that 
MTigress: tear slider off and eat
frnknstn: Why steam? and can I use a bao steamer?
MTigress: perforated burger
rodsur:
or have one big slider
Driosenth: And. Kraft family dinner
NapalmSideburns: blue cheese burgers are great
NapalmSideburns: sins of future past
12o13: I need a recipe for how you blended these cheese. I need to do that to Provelone, Swiss, and Cheddar
Molladia: I'm on it
12o13: "years back". Figures, I'm a new watcher of Tinkler Tailor
Strebenherz:
And make it to my car with phone at 1% 
12o13:
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 2021
Molladia: 2021-09-16
Strebenherz: Mfker I think the power JUST went on in my apartment complex right after I got in my car. Bus going to work two hours early I'm going back inside to watch lrrmans
NapalmSideburns: I think you should recreate one of Alton Brown's crazy cooking gadgets on TTSS, like the Jetfryer
12o13: Ohh the Jetfryer would be perfect
NapalmSideburns: The Turkey Derrick
12o13: Deep Fryed Turkey turned me off all deep frying. I think oven turkey is superior
MTigress: i love that all the stuff is searchable on yt, cause though i've been off and on tangentially aware of LRR over the years, it wasn't until the last 4-5 that i really started trying to catch stuff live, leading to wanting to watch a lot of the older content too.
TehAmelie: i have seen the firefighters demonstrate turkey frying, as a warning. . .
V00doocat: I saw a clip of someone dropping a frozen turkey into a fryer. Did not end well
Serpens77:
frying
frnknstn: my gateway to frying was frying up poppadums
12o13: Big Fat Mid Quiz of the Year is great to come back to years later for.
Traion: Nothing is as evergreen as the Dreamcast modding. Some say Ian is still working on the Dreamcast today
ButButTheJesus: I need to rewatch the Alien RPG streams, they're some good summer horror for me
Molladia: at least once a year I rewatch all of the LRL vods
MTigress: haha
Molladia: watching at 4x speed
margieargie: I don't think you could do that within a year
12o13: wait. whats LRL if not that?
TehAmelie: maybe if you have the room of spirit and time
IbunWest: There is LRL (channel) and LRL (the live show)
12o13: For how much I watch LRR at home, I feel like I've never seen it right now
AugmentingPath: more speed, more monitors, more audio channels. never say never
MTigress: someday in the far off future we will be able to plug a usb thumb drive into our neck and watch all the content that way. and get a couple million viruses cause we downloaded a shady image.
12o13: Thank you for both links now chat!
RubikDarkwill: LRL is not *fully* complete. There is some early LRRMtG missing
TehAmelie: Paul's Things on my Head project could also be funny
ButButTheJesus: oh my
MTigress: lol
IbunWest: I hope a giant set of chopsticks doesn't pluck us off the track
ButButTheJesus: @IbunWest oh that's exactly what I do want
SquareDotCube: Maybe we need an all s show. Liming Leady Live! A show about making primitive lead-acid batteries
SquareDotCube: *All Ls
TehAmelie: that's what the giant sad cop needed, a giant sushi
MTigress: love that game
TehAmelie: LLLLLLL, but some of the LLs are Welch upside-down-F sounds
damela42: Where in Japan would you want to visit the next time you would go?
MTigress: used the soundtrack as my wake up alarm for years, drove my ex crazy cause i sleep through my alarms often xD
farley_f: @SquareDotCube only if it’s hosted by nigel fitzbottom- I.e Paul’s character
DeM0nFiRe: !gant
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Serpens77: does it do amazing things to your system?
farley_f: that’s a deep cut there
frnknstn: I want a TDK cassette art shirt
SlyFrostPaw: I'd LOVE to go to DesigFesta
SlyFrostPaw: fully original art in all its forms is a good thing to support especially now in an age of AI
TehAmelie: heeh. i just now answered a survey about why i don't use ChatGPT. just wrote "Ethics."
damela42: Unfortunately Akibahabara is expensive for goods like that...
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah I'd love to just visit a street full of electronics and car junk stores
TehAmelie: bussin' Rami
LordZarano: Nice
margieargie: DEFINITELY didn't want you to pass
accountmadeforants: Apparently that kind of thing still exists in China (on account of various things just happening to fall off the back of a factory)
ButButTheJesus: what is that site again?
DeM0nFiRe: Transmission't
Strebenherz: another transmission for the transmission gods?
accountmadeforants: This transmission will be rebroadcasted
TehAmelie: the transmission has transcended the physical realm
ButButTheJesus: heard that
ButButTheJesus: @LordZarano ah thank you
Tantusar: @Molladia did *not* expect ian to have more episodes than graham
Strebenherz: 120 what?
Strebenherz: ahhh okay
accountmadeforants:
Typical, the boss is always out of town when work needs to be done 
(Disregard that Paul is still there)
RubikDarkwill: Paul does have the advantage of the Paul-only episode
TehAmelie: it had like five Pauls
Molladia: Paul has missed 3 episodes
Tantusar: looks like you and graham are the only ones with the full set if you count highlights and other prerecords
Traion:
Ian's highlight farming finally paying off
farley_f: and let’s not forget that Ian and Graham do have the dubious honour of being in the same This or that twice
RubikDarkwill: Well there's the start of the next highlights
Traion: Yes "cool" is why they put you in the highlights. Definitely "cool". Not "weird" or "insane"
Molladia: who wants to clip that moment?
Simonark: Yeah, but if you say that and then get bafflingly hit by a bathtub hurtling through the air, highlight gold.
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DiamondTiki: We miss you, Jaques
Simonark: But without the great sleep deprivation experiment how will you come to distrust your own skin?
Texan_Reverend: Oh yeah! Ian, you weren't sure eariler, but the car you drove in the first LRRMans was the Ford GT MkIV.
Molladia: @Texan_Reverend Not the GT40?
Texan_Reverend: GT40 was the consumer version, IIRC.
MTigress:
has anyone at the moonbase attempted to issue a ticket for driving without a seatbelt in any of the LRRMans?
Texan_Reverend: Speaking of shirts, how did the Gant shirt work out for you Ian?
Tantusar: also shame tickets are desert bus' thing
Traion: Babylon 5 quote!
Simonark: Captain Sheridan wasn't Canadian.
Texan_Reverend: No worries, I just never followed up on it before.
Texan_Reverend: So I was curious.
beowuuf: cut to an obscure episode of the scarecrow and mrs king with a fresh faced jonothan as some bit part
Simonark: It feels like they must have, in, like, North and South II or something. A miniseries.
ButButTheJesus: vanishing point becomes WALL
accountmadeforants: ???
ButButTheJesus: I think my first racing game was The Duel: Test Drive II on our old black and white Macintosh Classic II
Jethrain: The artist formerly known as Twitterzibit
accountmadeforants: Okay those are good
ButButTheJesus: gracious
accountmadeforants: Also I love that I know who Walter Cronkite through sheer cultural osmosis
accountmadeforants: *is
farley_f: my first racing game was Enduro on the Atari 2600. however I’m not much of a driving person
Jethrain: What's the blue flag that occasionally pops up in the top corner?
accountmadeforants: @Jethrain Faster car behind, let them pass
Simonark: If you stay up, and driving long enough, the music we can't hear always makes an appearance.
IbunWest: My favorite line is from Jurassic 5's Concrete Schoolyard "Killin' the firstborn of lyrical Yul Brynners"
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itmightbemikey: a lot of Old Time Radio shows are in the public domain now, so those could be played without worry of DMCA
TacitusVigil: What if we got Cameron to come in and read a book to you?
TacitusVigil: Hastings?
Simonark: That song also has the word "Tyrolean" in it.
TacitusVigil: Or this place!
Jillexie: It took me a long time to learn that One Night in Bangkok was a song in the musical Chess.
beowuuf: @Jillexie ^
TehAmelie: when i hear Yul Brinner i think of the villain in the smutty sci-fi comic Garth
ekimekim: It took me a long time to learn that One Night in Bangkok was a well-known song outside the musical
Simonark: I was taken, as a kid of..10? To the original West End run of Chess. It was extremely confusing, and none of the songs except that one formed any memories.
Molladia: @Simonark You should see Starlight express, even at 40 it doesn't make sense
bentropik: there's got to be some kind of queen joke in there somewhere
Serpens77: US version of Chess has way more complicated plot than the UK version
ekimekim: I didn't know Skeletor was in chess
LordZarano: NAGANT
TacitusVigil: I know it wouldn't fit, but can we make a cut of The Queens Gambit using One Night?
beowuuf: cats is so weird to be this nonsense play about ts eliot kids letters, then suddenly emoptional banger of memories in the middle
Simonark: @Molladia You should try it in the Kitchener, Ontario touring production form.. It's even worse then.
bentropik: Fear...gull?
bentropik: so a regular seagull then
Molladia: @Simonark I'm so sorry you had to exprience that
farley_f: ah yeah now I know who your talking about
nyoomgoom: i was thinking about fearghal sharkey like an hour ago when i was naming pokemon
TacitusVigil: Didn't Sharky burn down the Shire?
LordZarano: Feargull has to be a Pokémon right?
beowuuf: only in the books, in the films he did music videos
farley_f: it’s a good little hidden gem
Simonark: @Molladia I would say the worst musical I've ever been dragged to by a parent wasn't even that. Martin Guerre, however, featuring a young James Corden in the chorus? Not... good.
farley_f: ah the vampire love song
beowuuf: literal video lives rent free in my mind
Serpens77: spin around, ninjas
TacitusVigil: I have not, meteorologists always told me not to gaze directly into a total eclipse of the heart
farley_f: Yeah it was a song about vampires, from the song writer behind meatloaf
beowuuf: what the effing crap, that angel guy just felt me up
Molladia: @Simonark Whats the other end of the spectrum then?
farley_f: Jim Sharman that’s it
TacitusVigil: Have you seen the music video of What is Love?
bentropik: @TacitusVigil as opposed to the SNL skit?
TacitusVigil: It's vampires
SquareDotCube: That's a SNL skit
farley_f: we pulling up some good bangers tonight
Phailhammer: It was both; the movie didn't have Jim Carey, though.
TacitusVigil: Yeah, the snl one is less crazy imo
bentropik: @farley_f might want to remove the ?si=XXXX portion of your links moving forward
farley_f: So on the next LRL name the song from the video clip
Phailhammer:
"That happens, every thirty seconds."
Jethrain: the only true visual representation of kiss from a rose is Skeal
bentropik: That's Always by Erasure
farley_f: @bentropik will do, on my mobile at the laundromat so it’s a simple copy and paste
bentropik: aka the Robot Unicorn Attack theme song
MTigress: ^
Simonark: @Molladia That my mother took us to? Man of La Mancha holds up? That I've ever seen? Candide maybe? Or By Jeeves with Adam's favorite audiobook narrator as Bertie Wooster.
Bright5park: Hands up: Who heard the song first time in said game? o/
LordZarano: ✋
SquareDotCube: How about the one from the Geico commercials'
bentropik: @Bright5park yuuuup
farley_f: if we are talking good hidden hits I suggest Night Begins to Shine from BER, it was a teen titans song that drips 80s energy
itmightbemikey: you ever see the original version of the music video for Taco's "Puttin On the Ritz"? It's at a point were they take down all uploads of it, it has quite the, uh, jumpscare
TheMerricat: Just waking up chat, did we survive the night?
TehAmelie: i like the contrast with Robot Unicorn Attack Heavy Metal Edition, with something by Blind Guardian. . .
TomatoKigu: I see we've reached the singing portion of LRRMans. Good morning everyone.
Bright5park: @TehAmelie Battlefrield by Blind Guardian.
Molladia: @TheMerricat We thought about numbers too hard and needed to restart the race.
TehAmelie: that checks out
Simonark: Yeah, but were they Taco or "The Guy WHo Looks Like Taco" who was actually the late Klaus Nomi?
Simonark: Klaus Von Bulow is the guy who failed to kill his wife and put her in a diabetic coma, that's.. less heroic than Nomi's story by a fair bit.
bentropik: I mean, it certainly is now in geopolitics
MungoDude: Taco is Taco Ockerse's first name
bentropik: burritos
farley_f: So chat soft or hard shell tacos
TomatoKigu: I throw 'em in the pan for a few seconds
farley_f: personally im soft
bentropik: gotta go soft shell, hard has bad mouthfeel
margieargie: @farley_f I've never had a hard shell taco from any source that didn't become an absolute disaster
Molladia: @farley_f instead cornchips in a bowl, open face taco
itmightbemikey: yeah, i pan fry my corn tortillas
Simonark: Oh, the telltale shimmer.
farley_f: @Molladia oh damn I need to try that one
SnowBuddy18: @Molladia isn't that basically nachos?
Molladia: @SnowBuddy18 do you put corn and lettuce on nachos?
itmightbemikey: I use butter instead of oil just to give a little extra flavor to them
ekimekim: I too, am more pliable if you dunk me in oil
TacitusVigil: Double decker: both hard and soft
Molladia: @Molladia fresh corn
TehAmelie: oil wrestle your food, for fun
farley_f: @TacitusVigil That’s just the Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme
SnowBuddy18: @Molladia corn yes, less often lettuce. but I've seen it
TacitusVigil: Crunch wraps and double Deckers are two different things
accountmadeforants: The cylinder must remain unharmed
TacitusVigil: I'm old enough to remember the old magik
margieargie: !gant
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bentropik: I don't think we get the same degree of corn-based meals in australia; our corn chips and tortillas have never really grabbed me the way american ones seem to grab people
bentropik: @accountmadeforants it is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed
Simonark: Is Eminem's tube being too tight one of the ways to kill Slim Shady in that Hitman guest mission?
bentropik: there's a wall there
UnknownFriday: I should file that away for Tee-KO slogan.
farley_f: yeah we tend to only have CCs and Doritos and even then basic flavours. we do get the occasional outliers but honestly…
Traion: Corn is one of the most efficient crops in terms of calories/area
TacitusVigil: That's because p people want to win the Iowa caucuses
KharadBanar: @Simonark I'm glad I wasn't the only one who started to workshop an Eminem's Tube joke after hearing Ian saying that, mine didn't get there
TomatoKigu: Corn tortillas are naturally gluten free, which is nice…so of course all the stores here replaced them with corn and wheat tortillas. 🙃
itmightbemikey: Mexico loves corn too. Street elote is heavenly
farley_f: mad Max land is bland city re food
margieargie: Time to glide into the pits on fumes it looks like
Simonark: @KharadBanar It's first thing in the morning, I doubt I got there either to be honest.
farley_f: although fun fact we are the only country to eat our coat of arms
TacitusVigil: Corn ribs!
TehAmelie: and cow fuel
accountmadeforants: Yeah I think most tortillas here in the Netherlands use wheat flour rather than corn flour.
itmightbemikey: we have corn bread
TehAmelie: i believe more than half of the world's crops are corn
accountmadeforants: Corn bread is great yeah
itmightbemikey: Also, corn as a pizza topping is really good
bentropik: I have always been morbidly curious about corn bread because that';s something we really don't have here
TacitusVigil: Nothing mirror about it. It's thicker and a little sweeter
margieargie: There's always corn porridge (a.k.a. grits)
TheMerricat: So it's probably important to remember that there are actually two different varieties of cornbread than northern version which is a sweet breead
bentropik: that sounds fascinating because I don't really have a sweet tooth
TheMerricat: And the southern cornbread which is savory
bentropik: so like... savoury cake? that sounds intriguing
accountmadeforants: I'd compare it to sweeter whole-grain bread, kinda. It's not quite as fluffy as white bread.
itmightbemikey: not so much savory
itmightbemikey: mildly sweet
bentropik: irish soda bread is pretty good
TacitusVigil: Grits are delish
KWardJenx:
1000 Salute to the end of a LRRMans era. Thank you, Ian
KWardJenx: Ha! You did. Duly acknowledged
RealGamerCow: I make a molasses cornbread in the winter, it is very good
itmightbemikey: I have learned from one B. Dylan Hollis that mixing in a can of Manwich Sloppy Joe sauce into the cornbread batter instead of water/milk is really good
SquareDotCube: Aren't we one hour away?
bentropik: everyone knows time moves in jeremy bearimy
RealGamerCow: 2 hours
accountmadeforants: Are you going to be at this rhythm cafe or will you be catching up on so, so much sleep?
accountmadeforants: LRR is a wild thing to learn about yeah
Omnipotrevor: If someone else tries, you'll stop them by force
accountmadeforants: Jetlagged on account of going to France without going to France
MTigress: haha
rasterscan: r...r...ribs?
bentropik: ribs?
KharadBanar: speaking of going to France, I like the detail of the local time being on the dashboard clock
SquareDotCube: And then ribs to order and eat afterward
SquareDotCube:
off by one there Ian
Molladia: @SquareDotCube he's sleep deprived let him have this
bentropik: it's nice of the pits to have replaced your cracked windscreen so quickly too
RubikDarkwill: Just remember to take the rig home before Oki Oki so there isn't a repeat of that incident
BlueMechanic: 90s anime hits different
rodsur: transmission: i quit!
RealGamerCow: Farewell sweet transmission
IbunWest: Back to the pit(s)
margieargie: I wish I hadn't lost count of those over my rest period...
bentropik: gears are for chumps
Strebenherz: whats the transmission count at?
Traion: Ian singlehandedly keeping a transmission company in business
accountmadeforants: Think they've started dropping in discount transmissions now? They seem to be going out much more quickly
TheMerricat:
The best part about having the game crash is the penalty times reset. 
TomatoKigu: Is it the mod/texture made by Xedrox?
LordZarano: What was the year with the Fabergé engines?
MungoDude: got goo?
accountmadeforants:
That's chat's advantage, we don't have to speak and work in shifts
Wolfstrike_NL: You did say more than two words
Texan_Reverend: hahaha
ekimekim: IAN
bentropik: holy crap that sashimi was _moving_
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano 2025 or 2023. I know 2024 was when the transmissions were self-destructing
Strebenherz: yeah the sushi doesn't fuck around
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Molladia: Did Cori explore the sub-ocean this year?
KharadBanar: Who is this Ocean and why do they keep subbing?
Molladia: @KharadBanar I think they're married to one of the channel mods
nyoomgoom: ^
bentropik: the existence of a sub-ocean implies the existence of a dom-ocean and a switch-ocean
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @bentropik Or a super-ocean.
TXC2 returns
KharadBanar: Maybe it's some kind of Jungian thing, a collective sub-ocean
Nathade: what about the dub-ocean
TXC2: how we doing people?
beowuuf: soup or ocean is a wild offer for a starter
Molladia: @TXC2 how are your legs?
beowuuf: ian was singing earlier if that helps txc2
Tantusar: what of an atmospheric turn or an atmospheric flop
TXC2:
Molladia fine, the soreness happens tomorrow
TXC2: beowuuf lets say it does
nyoomgoom: ocean is starting to look more like a root word than a whole word. like, "subocean" - "sub-o-see-an" of or relating to subocea
LordZarano: Oh wow, just noticed there's a Crowdstrike ad at Le Mans
SquareDotCube: Idaho AKA Big Blind Country
TXC2:
ironic, given rare is the day Cloudstrike works for 24 hrs
AugmentingPath: @nyoomgoom discovering a cache of fossils dating back to the Subocean epoch
nyoomgoom: @AugmentingPath love to discover subocean fossils
nyoomgoom: fossils are really good
TXC2: the subocean epoch, when life evolved speed run strats
bentropik: bonk
SquareDotCube: that is quite a flavor mix
bentropik: so the flat bubbly was a mediocre cherry on top?
Dragonlord_Panda: wow canda have magic pills
TXC2: Canada has actual healthcare
Dragonlord_Panda: i wish we have heathcare
KharadBanar: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
RealGamerCow: The American health care system doesn't like people not being in pain. My wife was paying $25 per tube of Voltaren, a pain relief gel on prescription. Then she found it was like $3 in Canada over the counter
AugmentingPath: MICHELIN MICHELIN
RealGamerCow: This was like a 1 Oz tube
AugmentingPath: hmm, not quite as funny. Maybe it would help to pronounce it the french way
RealGamerCow: It's OTC in the US now, finally.
TXC2:
thank you twitch, thank you for telling me my message failed to send A FULL MINUTE after I sent it
Dragonlord_Panda: i live in california and i put on public heath care called Goldern State and there lot of crazy rule for public healthcare like uninstered doctor cant pressered you meds
bentropik: yeah twitch chat seems to be struggling atm, I'm getting dced every minute or sdo
Chronomagistrate: Same between the US and the UK - cos I can get melatonin off the shelf in the US but it's prescription-only here in the UK
TXC2: Benjamin Babendem
TXC2: bentropik oh yeah the stream is lagging all the time for me
AugmentingPath: I don't think I trust Bibendum to tell me what restaurants are good... that guy eats nails
MungoDude: I get my voltaren in tablet form by prescription, but that's because I have gout
TomatoKigu: End each episode with a thumbs up and "This is worth using your tyres for"
TXC2: credits roll over freeze frame
Welbog: Good morning
TXC2: hello Welbog welcome
bentropik: "Hi, I would like to get some new tires for my car. Do you know where I could get some? And also, where I could find a good meal?"
Dragonlord_Panda: in the background his house is made of tyres
Welbog: I see Ian's gone peak Gant
MTigress: hehe
nyoomgoom: or actually what i was thinking of was more if the whole word "ocean" was the root word that imparted its own meaning. like, embodying a vastness. "subscribe" to sign below. "subocean" embodying something somewhat less than or below vastness
Traion:
Ian... how many requests from scientists to examine your brain does LRR receive per week?
bentropik: Is the michelin man made of tires or are tires made of michelin man? He screams, for he does not know
TomatoKigu: Bwak! Eat the rich! Bwak! Cease the means of production! Bwak!
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: it's seize. not cease, we need the production to still be happening
Welbog: GANT
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
TXC2: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
Welbog: Monogant
TehAmelie: but the parrot can't spell
Mangledpixel: how has the going-in-an-approximate-circle been going?
Dragonlord_Panda: i dont think we need to kill the rich but i fo wish the rich wasnt dragon and hoard all there wealth
r10pez10:
this is kind of funny coming from someone with your twitch username
Dragonlord_Panda: i know right
TomatoKigu: @TXC2 in my defense I just got out of bed.
bentropik: the car traverses in an adequate manner
Mangledpixel:
TXC2: TomatoKigu fair
TomatoKigu: Not nearly awake enough for English.
Mangledpixel: English is complex, it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
Welbog: But have you improved your enjoyment of driving this car by replacing yourself with an LLM?
Tantusar: ah, medium loopy, so not quite nurburgring loopy
bentropik: it was a very entertaining typo
TomatoKigu: I mean we probably do need to cease the means of production as well in many cases.
LadyAiluros: up in time for the finale woo!
TXC2: AI, Healthcare, UBI, Car sexual reproduction, it's a rich tapestry here at LRRmons
Texan_Reverend: Cease the means of production also sounds great for a worker strike.
Welbog: First cease, then seize.
TXC2: hello LadyAiluros welcome
bentropik: Ah! Ghost Truck!
Welbog: Sneeze the means of production
Molladia: stand and stretch
KharadBanar: Come to capitalism country! See the means of production!
AugmentingPath: I just assumed the bird was an anarchoprimitivist
Clicklesly: Oh, you don't crash into cars at pits? :V
MTigress: instructions unclear, creased the means of production instead
Valkryir: euuurrghggf
Molladia: do you need to change the AC
Traion: There is actually a new broad international study coming out that presents an alternative to degrowth: Invest massively in Education and Health, reduce work hours, tax the fuck out of billionaires. By their paper it saves more CO2 than degrowth and lifts most of the world out of poverty by the end of the century
Mangledpixel: and if you're talking about a fishing company, "Seas: the means of production"
nyoomgoom: it's a modest tapestry crafted by hand in a non-mass-produced way by several talented artisans who are compensated well for their efforts
TXC2: Traion and here's hoping we do it
TehAmelie: sleaze the means of production to make them safe from AI
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Cease the means of production of disposable rubbish; seize (& continue) the means of production of useful, reliable, repairable things.
TXC2: Mangledpixel brilliant
KharadBanar: @Mangledpixel A paper discussing the role of algae in the global oxygen cycle
Traion: @TXC2 hahahahahaha we won't. Billionaire's be billionairing
bentropik: wheeee
AugmentingPath: @TXC2 hmm, I don't know. I thought it had something of an ocean bias
TXC2:
Traion trillionairing now
bentropik: @Traion and that one trillionaire certainly won't
r10pez10: i don't come here to learn, i come here to slowly get delirious as the hours go on
TomatoKigu: Taxing them is fine I guess…I'd prefer to put them in prisons for crimes against humanity and liquidate all their assets.
kalira77: For every improv group, scenes the means of production
TXC2: at LRRchat we do both
nyoomgoom: delirium is the best time to learn the most random shit
MTigress: agreed
TXC2: wasn't rain locked to the discord subscribers?
TomatoKigu: Think Le Mans has been devoid of rain this year as well, so you can just claim realism
RealGamerCow: tama go!
Viewers_Like_You: Blergh, morning car folks
TXC2: hello Viewers_Like_You welcome
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bentropik: infinite monkeys?
nyoomgoom: mood
MungoDude: half past midnight here, I think that's bedtime for me, gnight folks
TXC2: gotta tackle the causes of billionaires as well as the symptoms
Traion: That is part of that new study. From the prelim stuff I saw their projection has The wealth share of the Top 10% drop to below 30%
TomatoKigu:
Yass. Things like infrastructure, education, healthcare, etc, should definitely be publicly owned, not private.
TXC2: so long MungoDude sleep well
Strebenherz: was it the red truck or the mini truck
ArcOfTheConclave: is touching annother car against the rules?
TXC2: jail for truck, no EPA loopholes for you!
nyoomgoom: truck jail is also a crucial part of this plan to improve things
frnknstn: Nationalised services are only "less efficient" if you define "efficient" to mean "extractive"
bentropik: rapid disassembly of AI datacenters?
TomatoKigu: I bundled all of them in under "infrastructure" lol
TXC2: Steel manufacture
Strebenherz: @ArcOfTheConclave probably, but aggression is set at zero, so naturally every car has been taking issue with ian's existence
Molladia: Power and Gas should not be "For Profit"
Traion: @TomatoKigu Actually studies show that the healthcare provider being private but the insurer being public is the cheapest option and leads to better health outcomes
LadyAiluros: oh yeah no telecom need to be not privatized
kalira77: @mungodude I just woke up, so I'll tag in for you. Sleep well!
rasterscan: Telecommunications nationalization would be a privacy nightmare if the government gets bad tho. x.x
rasterscan: Though it can't be that much worse than now, I guess.
TehAmelie: farming is already heavily subsidized but it could be more
bentropik: as opposed to the current system?
TomatoKigu: @Traion As someone living in a country without an insurance system like that I have no idea how having insurance instead of just decent healthcare would improve it.
TXC2:
imagine a world where Iran was allowed to nationalise it's Oil?
bentropik: privatised telecomms has worked so well so far /s
r10pez10: "you own all this land ... and you use it for lawn and not vegetables?"
RockPusher: We're back to seizing the means of production‽ Bibendum approves!
TXC2: UK here, you do not want the goverment in telecoms, the press is the ONE thing the goverment shouldn't be in
LadyAiluros: yes
TomatoKigu: Agreed,
TXC2: up that to 120K and deal
RealGamerCow: I would be fine with no sports owners extorting millions or billions out of taxpayers by threatening to move the team
LadyAiluros: to TXC and to what Ian is sayng
Traion: Why? Sport is an entertainment like anything else
r10pez10: i for one welcome our corvid overlords
itmightbemikey: Given the lifelong injuries that can be sustained in Sport, I'd say higher
Molladia: actors? Salary capped
TXC2: oh yes, I meant everyone
AugmentingPath: @r10pez10 Spoken like someone without an interest in street plums
TehAmelie: we could nationalize a lot of entertainment. keep comic books alive
TomatoKigu: Making art should be for everyone, not just the lucky few who can monetise theirs.
KharadBanar: I think you don't need to nationalize entertainment if you introduce a universal basic income
TehAmelie: yeah that's better
TXC2: the is (was) the endowment for the arts, that should be bigger
Strebenherz: @r10pez10 Ty for reminding me to grab fridge peanuts for the office crowd
Strebenherz: Crows*
bentropik: yeah the arts should be well-endowed
TomatoKigu: I think a universal basic income would do wonders for the arts.
Molladia: the british ratings board works well lets just use them
r10pez10: on the internet no one knows you're a bird
TXC2: as someone who is unemployable, UBI would be life changing for me
TomatoKigu: Oh I wholly agree
bentropik: remember, to get to the star trek utopia we have to get through another world war first
KharadBanar: Go for broke, demand money
RockPusher: UBI is a transitionary social tech
TomatoKigu: "Don't ask for a living wage; Demand a thriving wage"
TXC2:
bentropik then we'll make a different, better utopia
Molladia: Whats the system in use in the Star Trek universe, they dont use cash at all
RealGamerCow: as Mamdani has shown in NYC, there's a lot of things that people in power can just *do*, just most of them don't want to
bentropik: @TXC2 with tongo and replicators?
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TXC2: bentropik well dom-jot, but yes
TXC2:
coriolis_storm: @bentropik We don’t *have* to; they just went through one, but there are other paths
nyoomgoom: i wanna see what happens when they say "ok from now on we don't do $100 bills, all $100 bills are retroactively null and void" important note they move benny frankie onto the $20 bill
TomatoKigu: Every Mamdani story has been like "Shockingly, Mamdani turned off the giant baby grinder. In an interview he said 'it had an off switch'"
RockPusher: Consider: the glove compartment
t3h_f1gm3nt: o/
RealGamerCow: my glove compartment is too full of papers
LadyAiluros: My gove compartment came pre-filled with a zillion manuals
LadyAiluros: there is no room for gloves
Sacrenos: I do have gloves, and my car has a glove compartment. These 2 have never met.
TXC2: the glove compartment is for Wherthers originals
TehAmelie: i don't have a car but my hat rack has a shelf of gloves
Strebenherz: @TomatoKigu Yeah like he's getting so vilified by bad people and for shit like "I helped people"
ArcOfTheConclave: GANT
AugmentingPath: !gant
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RockPusher: TXC2 that's what the desktop immediately to my right is for!
Molladia: Glove box is for car part and servicing recipts
bentropik: ah yes driving knuckledusters
Sacrenos: I really want a pair, but getting good ones is expensive!
TXC2: RockPusher ooo fancy
ContingentCat: good morning Ian and friends
t3h_f1gm3nt: but to be fair, my car has that dual compartment thing, so one has my gloves and the manual for my car, and the other one is full of whatever else i decide to shove into it XD
TXC2: hello ContingentCat welcome
TomatoKigu: @Strebenherz "How did you do this impossible task!" "I paid people a decent wage to do it"
SquareDotCube: but where's the other compartments for the driver's goggles, cap and oil slicker?
RockPusher: TXC2 they have sugar-free ones and I was craving butter-candy
Texan_Reverend: It gets too hot where I am; Werther's Originals would become a constantly melting and reforming sludgy mass.
RealGamerCow: Trying to think what I have in my glove box. Manual, insurance, locking lug, eyeglasses repair kit, little kleenex, headlight bulb, eyedrops
KharadBanar: Tinker Tailor project: Design a thing that goes into that elevator door
TehAmelie: power move or party trick? those could overlap
AugmentingPath: @Texan_Reverend no longer in their original state: Werther's Metamorphics
RockPusher: How much suspension are you on my frood?
margieargie: "Excuse me, one suspension please"
rasterscan: I stopped in for some more suspension and they said they were out. So I couldn't hide my disbelief.
bentropik: but now we can see if you'll make it another lap or not. that's plenty of suspense(ion)
TehAmelie: one of your sprongiest suspensions
Mangledpixel: body ody ody ody?
NotSoShorter123: one of the best races of all year and I see Ian at the wheel today is a good day
margieargie: @rasterscan They brought so many transmissions that there wasn't enough room for more suspensions
RockPusher hands you a suspension spring compressed, held together with zip-ties
TomatoKigu: Your suspension is unbelievable; it's the suspension of disbelief.
DeM0nFiRe:
NotSoShorter123: I’m usually a YouTube guy when it comes to LRR content but I have 20 minutes before the HOA allows me to start my mower and run my own race
SquareDotCube: clearly we need to put suspensions all around our car to push away from walls
Texan_Reverend: @RockPusher No, thank you. You can keep your hand grenade.
TomatoKigu: *slaps roof* This bad boy can fit so many broken suspensions in it
Snowcookies: maybe the suspension is what's holding us down, preventing us from being free
bentropik: at that point why not just drive a slinky/
TehAmelie: Carmageddon would let you have repulsor springs all over your car. great fun
TXC2:
bentropik not enough stairs
Jethrain: @SquareDotCube Save car weight, build the track and walls out of suspension springs
LadyAiluros: yeeeee Carmageddon
Genie_M: It was well made silly fun
SquareDotCube: @Jethrain That's kind of what SAFER barriers are
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Have we considered giving the car Christie suspension?
TomatoKigu: Side note; more racing sims should have glassfibre bodywork destruction simulation too.
TheMerricat: 24 Hours of Carmageddon LRRMan when?
TomatoKigu: If I hit the wall in an LMP1 at 400km/h I want it to turn to dust.
RockPusher:
Remember when moral panics targeted specific games and not entire age ranges
Fruan: more realistically- carmageddon crossing the streams?
beowuuf: good old carmaggedon, with the zombie green gibs censoring when originally released
Molladia: @Fruan Are there any playable Carmageddon games currently
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SquareDotCube: probably because they wouldn't get the references
LadyAiluros: omg yes no one would care today
Genie_M: Ever considered multiplayer lrrmans? Either with chat or other lrrfolk
IbunWest: Oh Night Trap is incredibly tame
Traion: For the night? Ian have you looked outside?
TheMerricat: @RockPusher I remember when moral panics existed before video games existed as a public thing. The olds and the fundies have always been able to find someone to point at and hate for all their own failings.
SquareDotCube: Or, "why the heck are they making fun of 90s scandals?"
LadyAiluros: Dude I remember Satanic Panic of D&D
Mangledpixel: we sell a similar game on Steam, the 1993 "classic" Voyeur
RealGamerCow: The
Mangledpixel: very luridly advertised, but actually very tame
Genie_M: Oh, hop in hop out could work - maybe not with AC
hyralt: Let’s go! community race night
Territan: LeMans is a fine track, but I wouldn't mind seeing LRR tackle The Green Hell.
TheMerricat: @LadyAiluros Remember when everyone was sure that every daycare was a satanic cult just waiting to molest and sacrifice everyone's children? And the conartists that convinced children they had repressed memories they didn't actually have?
SquareDotCube:
Will you have a setup that Worms Armageddon works on at some point?
RealGamerCow: I wish they had multiplayer/CPU mix and "hot seating" multiplayer. I *think* iRacing has hot seating, I know I have seen a stream of a team of drivers swapping out in an endurance race
Fruan: fuel?
Territan: "Put in two and a half feet of suspension, and check the headlight filters."
TXC2:
I'll have to send lrr my PS1 and copy of Armageddon
SquareDotCube: it is 7.50 US on GOG right now
TXC2: (along with Tenchu for Adam)
TheMerricat: @RockPusher 100%
Fruan: optimistic of me to think this suspension will last long enough to need more fuel, I guess…
Makoforte: is it the dawn of the final hour....?
Mangledpixel:
or if you want, the mini console "THE A500" (a mini Amiga 500) that I worked on has the original Worms on it
Mangledpixel: one of the more fun jobs I did on that was writing up/adapting all the game instructions
Genie_M: The original Worms on the original computer it was made on
TomatoKigu: I had an A500 Good times
Makoforte: if lrr has a workig ps2 you should play burnout 3: takedown crash mode
TXC2: also the worms 2 cinimatics have been found in their OG versions, and got realised in 1080p
TehAmelie: hey, i've got a PS1 Worms disc. probably the most seamless way to launch the game that exists
beowuuf:
i may still have a CDTV buried somewhere at my mum's house, with the modified hardware that let you actually have the full 1Mb memory, and let you plug in normal controllers
TomatoKigu: My brother had an A1200, bastard. *shakes fist*
SquareDotCube: sick 1080 though
TheMerricat:
That's what we all were just thinking Ian.
Mangledpixel: "I was just thinking" - well, there's your problem
AugmentingPath: happy pride
Astramentha: it’s a poor artist who blames their tools
TomatoKigu: New transmission got
Genie_M: I still have my A500, sold the 1200
nyoomgoom: i learned that there are some original playstation games that can get glitchy graphics on the ps2 because of some hardware thing i forget
SquareDotCube: Does Assetto Corsa have suspension health set to 1 or something
margieargie: Glad it's not an hour-long penalty to end the stream on
Astramentha: @margieargie okay but would be SO funny, omg
Molladia: 90's DRM, Whats the first word of Page 7?
beowuuf: another world and flashback were fun, can't recall the name of the third one off the top of my head
TheMerricat: @Molladia Please pull out the decoder sheet and tell us the name of this face.
mercano82: Tunic’s in-game manual was a wonderful throwback to classic NES manuals.
Genie_M: Another World has more levels on PC as on Amiga
TomatoKigu: My 90s was more or less entirely made up of Pinball Fantasies and Monkey Island.
Molladia: @TheMerricat That was Police Quest?
TheMerricat:
@Molladia No clue, I had a bunch of games that did the "decoder wheel/sheet" copy protection.
Makoforte: I remember red baron!!
Jillexie: Red Baron was so fun
RockPusher:
Mangledpixel looking at The Spectrum and very much appreciate the intro manual cover texture
Makoforte: it had 2D side on dogfights, right?
TomatoKigu: I need to play through all of king's quest and space quest some day
Traion: I remember as a kid being confused by pirated cd-key generators. "But what if someone else buys this key and uses it won't the game know?" He asked of 90s games on a computer not connected to the internet
Mangledpixel: RockPusher heh, yeh that was... a whole thing
beowuuf: dungeon master DRM was great, weak bits and checks everywhere so apparently it took a year to crack.
LordZarano: Worth having a look at Manual Jam, fictional game manuals for fictional games
Makoforte: huh, i must be thinking of a different WW1 PC dogfighting game...
Molladia: @TheMerricat what a find, those memories
TomatoKigu:
Wish I could get a job writing manuals, I love writing manuals.
Molladia: seeing the sierra logo makes me sad though
Makoforte: true
AtomicAlchemical: He was rather famous I'm told
LadyAiluros: @TomatoKigu that was my dram job in undergrad
mercano82: I remember those pre-3D polygon flight sims. A-10 Attack!, F-18 Hornet…
Molladia: I would love to play Return to Zork again, but I struggle getting it running
SquareDotCube: which is funny because these days Rise of the Dragon refers to the Song of Ice & Fire book
Jillexie: A-10!
Genie_M: I'm from Eastern Europe... It was quite a surprise when "buying" games as a concept started appearing
Jillexie: Mine was F-19 Stealth Fighter
Makoforte: my dad loved some of the old lucasarts flight/space sims. Especially SWoL and X-Wing
Jillexie: Microprose and all its games.
AtomicAlchemical: A-10 is a hell of a plane. I actually sat in the cockpit of one as a child
TheMerricat: @beowuuf Of all the game companies that I'm both sad didn't make it into the modern gaming era and happy they didn't because it'd be heartbreaking when they got absorbed into EA/Activision and cannibalized, FTL is the top of the list.
ArtDecoSunburn: Good morning, all. I see we're still trucking along.
Jillexie: I love how the USAF keeps trying to get rid of the A-10, and it always comes back.
TXC2: hello ArtDecoSunburn welcome
beowuuf: @TheMerricat indeed
TheMerricat: @Jillexie And the B-52
TXC2: the A-10 is not a plane, it's cannon with wings
Makoforte: and wing commander 3, he was big on wing commander 3
Traion: @LordZarano That is soo cool! I'm looking through a couple now
SquareDotCube: I got a simluation pack back in 1999 that included Flight Duel, Flight Unlimited, Air Warrior, Su-27 Flanker and my favorite - Apache
mercano82: The thing I remember about A-10 Attack was it was the first flight sim I played where all the buttons on the cockpit worked. You could use your mouse to flip switches and push buttons.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: isnt the b52 retirement age by now, if it were a person
frnknstn: My combat sims of choice were "Their Finest Hour: The Battle of Britain" and later, Hind vs Longbow
TXC2: they have 3rd gen piolets
r10pez10: is simant a combat sim
ArtDecoSunburn: I miss "Crimson Skies." Mostly for the universe.
TXC2: *pilots
Sacrenos: they are currently developing new engines for the B52, as no commercially available engine is suitable and maintaining the old engines is no longer feasible.
TehAmelie: is Surgeon Simulator was a fighter plane sim. . .
TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn older then that even
TheMerricat: "The Boeing B-52 Stratofortress is between 64 and 74 years old. The aircraft first took flight in April 1952 and entered operational service with the U.S. Air Force in February 1955"
r10pez10: love shack, baby
TheMerricat: "The entire active-duty fleet consists of the B-52H variant, which were all built between 1960 and October 1962. This makes every B-52 currently flying at least 64 years old."
mercano82: Crimson Skies deserved more than one X-Box only sequel.
TheMerricat: "Projected Lifespan: Extensive modernizations—including new Rolls-Royce engines—are underway to keep the aircraft flying until at least the 2050s, meaning the fleet could reach a century of service."
SquareDotCube: just update the engines and you're good
TXC2: no it really is, every other bomber made after it has been either not made, or a billion dollar stealth plane
Jillexie: ^
PharaohBender27: Morning. How's the Gant Gant been ganting?
AtomicAlchemical: The bombers made these days are all miniaturizing anyway
Genie_M: Partying
ArtDecoSunburn: @mercano82 I have both the board games. The second, clix one, anticipated some of today's skirmish tabletop games.
Molladia: @PharaohBender27 We're all ready for bed
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 it's been Gantting
Mangledpixel: I mean, I'm all in favour of not ever making any more military hardware of any kind, but maybe that's just me
Fugi: and he sticks the landing
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: demolition derby
mercano82: Headlights may be busted, but who cares, the suns up.
TomatoKigu: Morning PharaohBender27
TehAmelie: they figured out a good way to make a handgun in 1911 and stuck with it, why not a bomb plane?
Jillexie: Still, my favourite aircraft will always be the SR-71
TXC2: Mangledpixel a fair take
Fruan: good ol aggression zero
SquareDotCube: We're still utilizing M2s
Sacrenos: same with attack helicopters. The apache is 50 years old now, and they just cant develop a new platform that is better.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ships didnt last what with the sea eating them
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: and wood rotting
ScrapyardGhostTrain: ^
mercano82: Salt kills sea liner hulls. Great Lake freighters last longer
LadyAiluros: yeah the Niagara just underwent a big refit and is back on her way to her home poirt of Erie PA
Jillexie: Some age of sail ships did extend to a few decades with copper bottoms
TomatoKigu: @Sacrenos, That's what they get for not making airwolf real, smh
TheMerricat: The biggest problem in finding a B-52 successor is that the defense industry doesn't want 'old and proven' they want 'new and lucrative' even back in the 80's when my father was in the Air Force working on a replacement for them the problem was no one was willing to just build a fucking bomber. They always wanted to add on tech toys like wings that would swivel or stealth tech.
ArtDecoSunburn: Artillery pieces could get a few decades' use out of them in the early modern era. That was pretty unique at the time.
mercano82: There’s one or two 100 year old hulls on the Great Lakes, but they’re just used as barges these days.
LadyAiluros: after they raised her off the bottom of the aptly named Misery Bay
TomatoKigu: (Side note the bell 222 was such a beautiful machine, perfect choice for airwolf)
r10pez10: one of my coworkers was telling us how she has a 75 year old vacuum cleaner
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Companies today sell "weapons systems," not discrete devices.
Genie_M: What was that voxel based helicopter sim? Comanche? That was never a real one in the end right?
r10pez10: (it had a motor replacement once, but still)
Jillexie: The SR-71 leaked fuel when on the runway, since had to account for thermal expansion when flying.
AtomicAlchemical: Good and loud too
TXC2: Genie_M yeah the Comanche was gonna be a recon helicopter, didn't get made 'cause of drones
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: got distracted by the moon
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Genie_M They built 2 of them.
mercano82: Oldest Great Lakes ships still under power is the SS Alpina, built 1942.
TomatoKigu: @r10pez10, Yeah but at least it allowed for repair…can't think of a single vacuum cleaner I've owned in the past 30 years that's been servicable…
AugmentingPath: Well, yeah, but the Military Industrial Complex speech by Eisenhower is a little bit, y'know. Hotdog Costume
MalFnord: "Warned," sure. Years after it was in place and nobody was going to do anything to stop it.
Jillexie: @AugmentingPath Yeah
PsychoI3oy: Genie_M, yes, I had Commanche 3 and a logicech wing-something stick
PharaohBender27: GANT GANT
TomatoKigu: mmm logitech wingman
ArtDecoSunburn: I feel uncomfortable indirectly being supported by the military-industrial complex. My museum is essentially funded by defense contractors. I'll wake up tomorrow and go talk to representatives from RTX, SpaceX, and Lockheed.
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TheMerricat: Eisenhower warning about the military complex was the equivalent of the misogynistic dad who only realizes that women are people too when he finally manages to have a daughter.
Genie_M: Voxel based games never really kicked off.... Seemed like a good idea until it wasn't
mercano82: An A-10 was built for a task, not for looks
ArtDecoSunburn: Acttually, a good example of a long lasting device is the at Kennedy Space Center.
TomatoKigu: My cat has the most gorgeous curves. They combine to make a sphere.
TheMerricat: @mercano82 Using off the shelf parts too.
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn it's important that people go from learning about the wright bros into the war crimes hall of fame
SquareDotCube: F15 is another plane that's surpringly held on for a long time
RockPusher: ArtDecoSunburn at least you are helping direct some of those resources to building culture and historic memory through the work of museums
ArtDecoSunburn: The Crawler that lugs the rockets, at Florida, is decades old.
AtomicAlchemical: Still amazed that the Spitfire was built for looks and by some miracle was actually just better
TXC2:
mercano82 too bad that task was pointless by the time the plane was ready
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I hope so. We try to be nuanced about the realities (and horrors) of the missile and space age.
RockPusher:
AtomicAlchemical sometimes looking cool and aerodynamics overlap
TXC2: AtomicAlchemical it also handed supersonic speeds
TomatoKigu: So what's the PB in the AE86 around La Sarthe anyway?
SquareDotCube: the flying microwave!
SquareDotCube: slowly cooking its crew
TXC2: Ian's is 6mins 30 ish, no Idea about IRL
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher That what we tell ourselves. Hopefully some positive comes out of scholarship, preservation, and public education.
Molladia: Delicate unique plane? The Strato-Launcher. I dont understand what it's purpose is
beowuuf:
@SquareDotCube I blame the transformers for that
TomatoKigu: 6:11 eh. Wonder if you could get sub 6 minutes
ArtDecoSunburn: Actually, this group might appreciate a gallery we now have in Air and Space. "Nation of Speed" has some race cars in it. Explores the thematic concept of why people are fascinated with things that go fast.
LadyAiluros: I remember the no name brand - we had Loblaws in NWPA when I was a kid
mercano82: The track record for Le Mans during a race is 3:17.297. The qualifying record is a few seconds faster.
Mangledpixel: note: Don Watt, not Don Watts
Astramentha: so he’s Art Forest Gump
GazzyInferno: this man is a living Heritage Minute
TXC2: make a movie of this man!
accountmadeforants: That's a prolific career alright
SquareDotCube: an outlier outliner, you could say
LordZarano: ꓕNꓯ⅁
ArtDecoSunburn: It's interesting how designers can have contributions across multiple domains but not be recognized.
JohneyS: He worked on the flag, the plane, bugs bunny, and a yellow hat with HAT written on it. We all contain multitudes.
GazzyInferno: Well. Formerly living Heritage Minute, I guess
damela42: If you could have a minor superpower, what would you choose?
AugmentingPath: if the flag were designed today, it would take a team of 200 people and wind up being just the gently italicized word "canada" in red on a white ground
beowuuf: this is like david attenborough helping populaise snooker and making tennis balls yellow
Territan: Will you pull in and pick up another gallon of suspension this time?
AtomicAlchemical: The only one who I image comes close is whoever designed the cut of the Mounted Police uniform
Jillexie: And I expect Galen Weston Jr. to one day ruin it all with AI "art".
RockPusher: David Attenborough gave us Monty Python and all the impact of that
beowuuf:
he was controller of bbc2 when colour was becoming popular.... so he championed snooker to show off colour, and yellow tennis balls are easier to see in colour
beowuuf: o0r something liek that
beowuuf: @RockPusher ^
TXC2: huh, never knew he was controller, just assumed he was a presenter
GazzyInferno: right, Pot Black
GazzyInferno: single-frame match tournament
Texan_Reverend: Lucille Ball is the reason Star Trek actually got made.
Territan: It really does you a major disservice having cars in the race for whom actual automotive physics are a laughable and easily rejected suggestion.
r10pez10: he controls all the animals
Jillexie: Then there are people who gives us the worse things at the worse time, like Thomas Midgley Jr.
ArtDecoSunburn: In one of the galleries I curate we just put in one of the original black and white soccer balls, designed to be better seen on television, for an exhibit on satellite communications. Mexico City world cup.
Mangledpixel: reminds me of the famous (possibly apocryphal) line from a commentator on a snooker game from when colour tv was still being introduced: "And for those of you still watching in black and white, the yellow ball is the one behind the green"
AtomicAlchemical: Oh for sure, but the image is what got exported internationally to what people think a Canada looks like
TXC2: aren't A LOT of Canada's railways built by and for first nations peoples?
beowuuf: @Jillexie is that the CFC / lead in petrol guy?
RockPusher: David Attenborough saying nah to director-general of the BBC in favour of making his nature programmes - good call but I'd love to see the trousers of time where he took the job
Jillexie: @beowuuf Yup
TomatoKigu:
It's been a good 10 years. Thank you kindly.
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Yup. Worked for GM.
Texan_Reverend: Honestly, being able to swap legs periodically sounds like it would be quite useful for this stream.
RockPusher: Yup
TomatoKigu: Swapping legs sounds great in general…mine are not good.
TehAmelie: reminds me of Brennan Lee Mulligan and Lee Ostertag who made one of the great webcomics of all time before getting famous for Critical Role and Owl House, respectively
AtomicAlchemical: OH WOW. Starting of STRONG there
RockPusher: Which reminds me I should watch the rest of Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping
TXC2: setting the bar high
ShaneLeeAtk: Lots of what we quote is all in that first episode
TehAmelie: Strong Female Protagonist
TheMerricat: Strong Female Protagonist (SFP)
Mangledpixel: RockPusher I've not heard good things
TheMerricat: "Strong Female Protagonist is a dramatic superhero webcomic series written by Brennan Lee Mulligan and drawn by Lee Knox Ostertag, published online from 2012 to 2018. "
ContingentCat: oh yeah I used to read that comic
ArtDecoSunburn: @Texan_Reverend Mission Impossible and Star Trek had adjacent filming sites at Desilu. Apparently they had a Jewish prayer group up on the roof with some of the writers and actors from both shows.
TheMerricat: "Strong Female Protagonist follows Alison Green, the titular protagonist, a super-strong ex-superhero who retired from her teenage role of "Mega Girl". Now 21, she is a college student who works for justice by attending protests and volunteering. Her celebrity status makes it hard to get close to classmates, while other superheroes tend to treat her poorly, and her superhero past continues to affect her life."
RockPusher: Mangledpixel I enjoyed the first couple eps - always like seeing them able to ring up Oscar-winner Olivia Coleman to come be silly
Mangledpixel: oh yeh she's always great
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jillexie I always used to teach him in "unanticipated consequences" day of my history of technology survey.
TXC2: it's so wild seeing Olivia coleman going from peep show to being an Oscar winner
RealGamerCow: Speaking of Olivia Coleman, I was reminded of The Green Wing the other day, she was *young* in that show
TheMerricat:
Turns out niche industries with small communities tend to have a lot of venn diagrams that are just a single circle.
ArtDecoSunburn: What's the lie?
TheMerricat: Speak of the devil and Char appears.....
AtomicAlchemical:
Speaking of Char
RockPusher: I remember noting how good work Olvia Coleman was doing in Twenty Twelve - did not expect it ending up in Oscar town
Makoforte: it is always morally correct to run char off the road. (this message authorized by sayla mass)
GazzyInferno: the most deadly disco theme in the Universal Century
beowuuf: of course, you get the oppoiste phenonenon when two or more people in similar positions have the same name. A la molly lewis, steve jackson, and james turner
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat There was a book a few years ago about "connectors" the people who cross boundaries and link those niche communities inunexpected ways. Used Lois Weisburg, who connected three or four discrete communities.
TXC2: so 5 laps to go?
Molladia: Char titular Pilot of Red Gundam in Gquuuux
TXC2: gotta deep fry it
AtomicAlchemical: Kipper on rice
accountmadeforants: You found that sushi in a British supermarket, it's not edible but it sure goes fast
RockPusher: turn the rice into rice flour and use it to batter the fish
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
hieroglyphica: Cause that would be weird
Mangledpixel: fun fact: many languages have a version of "speak of the devil and he shall appear", with different things. In Serbia it's a wolf, in Tunisia is a cat, in Sweden it's trolls, and in Hungary it's a donkey.
Vinewood_OG:
accountmadeforants: Also I just scraped my knuckle and then my thumb chat, please feel very sorry for me.
TehAmelie: i like "speak of the angels"
hieroglyphica: Awwwwww
Mangledpixel: and in Spain it's the King of Rome
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat That's the Gladwell one? I think this was a different book in the same vein, around the same time.
TXC2: Mangledpixel I guess the phenomenon happens in many cultures
TheMerricat: Ah!
accountmadeforants:
In Dutch it's just speak of the devil again, boring
Mangledpixel: very much so
TXC2: Dutch is English without the French/Latin bits
TehAmelie: i read about confirmation bias the other day and now i see it everywhere
Mangledpixel: in Chinese it's someone called Cao Cao
TheMerricat:
@TehAmelie 
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Dutch is if German and English had a head-on collision
Clicklesly: @Mangledpixel It's wolf in the original (?) Latin?
TXC2:
PharaohBender27 that's kind of how we got English in the first place
Sacrenos: Dutch actually has a bunch of latin influences. We just don't think of them as such because they are so 'normal' to us.
Mangledpixel: Clicklesly kinda, they have "lupis in fabula" - the wolf in a story, which is kinda the same thing, and kinda "the elephant in the room"
Strebenherz: Does anyone have handy, that one gif of Ian and Alex testing out (and then cheering) the "carrot head slicer?"
TXC2: English is what happens when Vikings try to teach France to Germans who learned Latin from Celts.
TomatoKigu: English is six languages in a trench coat.
beowuuf: @TXC2 LOL
TXC2: and we're back
TomatoKigu: Nice clean lap ahead? Let's go.
RockPusher: as you do
Strebenherz: Wb
Wolfstrike_NL: Can't say I do
accountmadeforants: No but that sounds an interesting problem
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat You're right. The Lois Weisburg essay was included in that book as well. Neat.
TXC2: !clips
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TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
SquareDotCube: I mean, you could have the Moon Child theme stuck in your head
TXC2: we're entering into a dangerous level of advertisement here
Strebenherz: Rephrasing does someone have the carrot guillotine gif handy by chance? The one they made on ttsf
RockPusher: That Melody always escaping at the beginning of the year
SquareDotCube:
DoubleNterprises: Good morning, everyone! How go the zoomies?
LordZarano: Funny that I can just glance at Porsche's on-board stream and know exactly where they are on the track, solely from watching LRRMans
kalira77: I still unironically listen to the Ultraman theme you had on there a few years ago
Makoforte: TAKE HIM DOWN
gameslayer013: A New and Excitingly Different Story
GhostValv: that's a CHAR
exeJayce: Ian, you're probably also feeling the need for sleep
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordZarano I love that that sentence would utterly confuse Porsche's head of branding.
ArtDecoSunburn: @exeJayce "Top Gun 3: Nap Time."
gameslayer013: So next year we get the Moonchild car that plays the theme the whole way yea?
Mangledpixel: ah yes, the cartoon that gave him the ability of flight (rather than just jumping high) because it was easier to animate
exeJayce: I'd watch it
Makoforte: which ultraman theme was it?
Makoforte: Ahaaa
RealGamerCow: I can't hear the ultraman theme without thinking about the sumo wrestler named "Urutora" who took that name because he was an Ultraman fan
Makoforte: ULTORAMAN ZETTTT
TheMerricat: @gameslayer013 So I've got bad news about next year... this year is the last year of LRRMans as we know it. Ian might be doing scaled down deals going forward but this is the last 24 hours LRRMans.
ArtDecoSunburn: So what will be the total transmission swap count for our car this past twenty-four hours?
GhostValv: that tracks
Makoforte: Z was my intro to Ultraman and I have a real soft spot for it even if there are complicated feelings there.
CobaltShuriken: sushi?!
RockPusher:
Who among us didn't start life as an Ultraman paraody
TXC2: it worked for Rikidozan
RandomTrivia: Alright, properly focusing in for the last half hour.
RockPusher: CobaltShuriken it's fast food
AugmentingPath: What type of sushi is the darker twin of the Tamago?
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Molladia: Ian and Beej singing Mazinger last year was #PeakBus
Wolfstrike_NL: Gant
hyralt: Gant gant
DoubleNterprises: G A N T
ArtDecoSunburn: How do the roe pearls stay put on top of the car at high speeds?
TheMerricat:
That tracks.
mercano82: Verify range to target, one GANT only
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia Hear hear!
AugmentingPath: ford ford
TehAmelie:
Molladia: @AugmentingPath Holden Holden
Ashmantle:
TXC2:
DoubleNterprises: The LRRMans streams are always a blast
Makoforte: So far I have watched Z, Orb, Orb Origin, about half of Nexus and about half of Ultra Q then stuff happened.
AugmentingPath:
aquinas_0: sleep is occasionally a good thing
RealGamerCow: I hope someone makes a "greatest hits" super cut of LRRMans moments
exeJayce: I mean, 24 hours at a time IS a lot, so it's understandable
TheMerricat:
So... 12 hours then an hour break, then 12 more hours?
Makoforte: instead look forward to 24 1 hour races spread over the year
RockPusher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months!
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TomatoKigu: I mean, 24 hour races tend to be team races for a reason…doing 24 hour races solo is a bit much lol
mercano82: The Formula LRR format sounds like an interesting show.
beowuuf:
20 4hrs of lrrmans
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 24 hours always seems like a good idea until you do it
RandomTrivia: @RealGamerCow It would mostly be engines, transmissions and wheels exploding in spectacular fashion... On reflection, I would also like to see this D:
RandomTrivia:
Sarah_Serinde: Morning Ian, hello chat
beowuuf: o/
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
RockPusher: 2.4 Hours of LRRMans
TomatoKigu: Howdy Sarah_Serinde
Mangledpixel: 2.4 hours could work
Makoforte: 4 laps would mean beating your PB for each lap
Molladia: Welcome back Sarah
ethrien: 24hr race but they planned it around cars doing the legal road limit
TomatoKigu: 2h 24m is a common length
TehAmelie: 24 hours in dog years
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 6d, 22:55:07.
PharaohBender27:
LRRMans until the transmission breaks or the game glitches, which would probably be about 24 minutes
Sarah_Serinde:
It's Sunday morning and I don't have to do anything yet, so yeah doing pretty well
TomatoKigu: The good old 10% le mans
TheMerricat:
Ian, let me pitch a new stream opportunity, you do a four hour racing stream of LRRMans every week, like Okki Okki Club but for this course specificly.
mercano82: 24 / 8 Hours of LRRMans
aquinas_0: but where would you get odd digressions about misery bay without the exhaustion?
ArtDecoSunburn: An eight-day run of three hour stretches would be a fun variant.
TheCactaceae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
TheCactaceae: I'm looking forward to other racing adventures
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ContingentCat: we can definitely get bader
ArtDecoSunburn: Or six days of four hours.
RealGamerCow: You would probably need a navigator to read chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone get bingo?
Tantusar: big loopy!
RockPusher:
Is there a popsicle stand available for asseto corsa? Can we take this popsicle stand on the road is what I am saying
TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig no bingos as far as I know
TehAmelie: or why not a banana stand
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah well I tried my best
Molladia: @RockPusher Is piragua acceptable?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How long has it been since we've seen a car?
RandomTrivia: About 5 minutes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley About 5 minutes
TXC2: about 5 minutes
Sacrenos: @Dread_Pirate_Westley about 5 minutes ago xD
NorthstarTex: I mean the Sushi GT Class seems to dominate the competition
exeJayce: new idea: LRRsleepmans, where we get 24 hours of sleep facts
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Just bringing it back as we run down the final few minutes.
RockPusher: It's okay, it's a closed-loop track, the joke will come around again
aquinas_0: sushi seems to have the power of shine-spark
PharaohBender27:
1000 We, who have GANT GANTed, salute you for your decade of service
AtomicAlchemical: Surely the Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile has made an appearance in years past?
hieroglyphica: Weinermobile etc
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gant Gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also someone who said "where would we get the digressions" friend boy do I have news about Rhythm Cafe digressions for you
DoubleNterprises: G A N T
GazzyInferno: custom race track for the sushi cars that looks like a conveyor belt
Thefluffiestguineapig: G. a^ N) T(
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's ok. I slept well.
TomatoKigu: How long before we get the 6 hours of Spa?
RandomTrivia: @GazzyInferno This in inspired, I love that
ArtDecoSunburn: @AtomicAlchemical I've seen it in person. I can die feeling accomplished.
Orxolon: hello,i-m back
TehAmelie: we'd have to have a gression to begin with
Orxolon: i'm*
TXC2: Ian has that emote for a reason
RockPusher: Things will come out. We tried to stop them. We failed.
Orxolon: how we doing Ian?
TomatoKigu: I believe in you
mercano82: I like how the track is long enough for the LRRBot anti-command spam timer to cool off between each lap’s !gant
TXC2: hello Orxolon welcome
ArtDecoSunburn: @GazzyInferno That would be pretty delightful. Wasabi pile obstacles.
RockPusher: … and they have a plan…
TomatoKigu: If you lock in I'm pretty sure you can do sub 6.
TXC2: Orxolon we are pushing to the final laps
GazzyInferno: i donate that daft idea to the community, if anyone can make it happen all the better for you
hieroglyphica: Not it you're driving a 1976 Volvo 240d!
AtomicAlchemical: Bibendum... a man of taste and culture
mercano82: The Wall is mother, the Wall is father
badpandabear: Good morning folks, got up just in time.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm pretty certain "Let's Nope" is more digression than game at this point.
schordash:
i can't keep my eyes open arghh this close to the end 😭 thank you for this ridiculous ride LRRMans will always have a fond place in my heart. thanks Ian and crew for the fun drive
AtomicAlchemical: Yep. Got it in one!
TXC2: hello badpandabear welcome
ArtDecoSunburn: @mercano82 Sounds suspiciously Masonic.
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Hugh_Munculus: Dunlop Dunlop
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TXC2:
schordash sleep well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Someone asked about Ian diressions specifically
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit I can't spell
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats I'm feeding you RIGHT NOW
TehAmelie: those bends when you could just make a straight line into the finish zone, always so sneaky
TomatoKigu: My cat says hi
Molladia: Oh I remembered the forklift finally, it couldn't make it up that hill and was out 5 minutes in
TXC2: hi cat
Creideiki_SE: @Thefluffiestguineapig So you admit that you did not feed them five minutes ago, when they were hungry? Guilty!
TomatoKigu: And now my thigh has become cat pillow.
mercano82: @artdecosunburn Sorry, I was watching some Babylon 5 and had PsyCorps in my head.
TehAmelie: a wee draft?
RandomTrivia:
25 square inches of clean air
AugmentingPath:
@Thefluffiestguineapig thanks 
TheMerricat: Chat as a not going outside of their home person, I was about to posit a scenario that seemed 'futuristic and weird' to me and then realized... since I'm also an old, they might already be doing it... but... imagine seeing Fortnite and Marathon ads on a racing track in real life.
DoubleNterprises: Spin them out before they spin you out
ArtDecoSunburn: Ian, I hope you derive some warmth and satisfaction from the community you've created around this activity and the pleasure of your personality. Thank you for the event.
hieroglyphica: Hello @tomatokigu 's kitty!
Diabore: What corner
gsyhiap: I feel like the stay-puft man from Ghostbusters is the one to taste, rather than bibendum
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: can't be beaten in the corner if there's no corner
Thefluffiestguineapig: The routine is I brush my teeth, take my pills and they get fed and they know this
Viewers_Like_You: Ah, les cheats plus grand
hieroglyphica: @themerricat I'm so sorry, I have absolutely seen Fortnite ads alongside all kinds of stadium events. They out there
TXC2: TheMerricat maybe not race tracks, but they're at other sports stadiums
TomatoKigu:
Well spent ten days.
Sarah_Serinde: It's a good corner of the internet we've got here
TheMerricat:
*crumbles into dust*
Thefluffiestguineapig: If anyone wants a bingo card
accountmadeforants:
It's honestly one of my favourite LRR streams (and it helps that it's on a weekend and most of it is during times I can watch )
ArdCollider: yay I got four hours of sleep and am back before the end
Thefluffiestguineapig: Last minute
RockPusher:
Friends of Bibendum
ArtDecoSunburn: @mercano82 Ha!
r10pez10: and that corner is horner corner
TXC2: they really are, one of the only places I've ever felt welcomed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I made it!!
hieroglyphica: I sell legal weed, and I crumbled to dust the day I sold to a man who was born after 9/11/2001 and I've never recovered
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Yeah, motor sport adverts tend to be oil, airlines, alcohol & crypto.
Wolfstrike_NL: Pets take after their owners, chat takes after their streamers
RandomTrivia: @RockPusher That definitely sounds like a secret gay euphemism from the 1920s: "Is he, you know, a friend of Bibendum?"
TXC2: welcome back Thefluffiestguineapig
Tantusar: Oh tire wall, our home whene'er we crash, true motoring gall in all whose cars get trashed.
NorthstarTex: Good morning race fans :3
Thefluffiestguineapig: And don't worry, TXC2 looked at it and approved it, I'm just reposting it
TheMerricat:
So you are blaming TXC2 then, I see...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I was meaning for Ian's comment about the bingo
TehAmelie: i wonder how many times a driver passes those banners and thinks "yeah, i should buy a Rolex"
TXC2: hello NorthstarTex welcome
Molladia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Whats trackball? Or is the Ball in a thumb-ball mouse.
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig yes I realise that now
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I'm sorry to hear that, am glad you feel welcomed here, and hope you are inspired to so welcome others in other places.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat No I was meaning that they looked at it and said "yes, this is ok"
farley_f: the only thing to make this better is you step out of the vehicle and it’s Onomichi
Fruan: GANT
PharaohBender27: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
TheMerricat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
IbunWest:
DoubleNterprises: G A N T
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia Ian likes to talk about the fact he uses a trackball as a mouse
TomatoKigu:
You got this
Viewers_Like_You: @randomtrivia I choose to imagine two separate underground groups adopting it, leading to hilarious misunderstandings between underground street racers and back-alley gourmet chefs
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
AtomicAlchemical: I should go soon, but congrats on what you've done here today, this day of 24 hours, every year for the past 10 years. I hope you enjoy your well-deserved retirement from driving LRRMans!
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yeap, it's why I'm so insistent on welcoming people here
RandomTrivia:
Viewers_Like_You Headcanon accepted
gsyhiap: @hieroglyphica I do bar work, and now have to serve folks born after I graduated university...
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica My first thought seeing a birthday after 2000 is still "oh, who had a kid recently?"
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia Involving elaborate flower lapel codes, ala George Chauncey.
Fruan: you could use a theremin
Traion: Ian is a heretic
TomatoKigu: I too am a trackball enjoyer
ArdCollider: you could hire a simp
TomatoKigu: Trackball and IBM keyboards is where it's at
aquinas_0: my wife loudly espouses trackball from somewhere behind me!
RockPusher: The duck comes for us all eventually
Creideiki_SE: TrackPoint or riot.
r10pez10: double joystick, d.va style
accountmadeforants: I use a trackball when I'm using my PC from my couch, very convenient
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: I recently started using a vertical trackball and it's exactly what I wanted
Thefluffiestguineapig: On Tiltyhouse we did talk about if you could make a bowling ball trackball
TXC2: here it is, the final (probably) lap !
JohneyS: The first laptop I ever used had a trackball attachment that snapped on the side to control the pointer. It is still the best pointer control I have ever used on a laptop.
TheMerricat: Trackballs are cool but the era of mouse ball mice has ruined the idea of trackballs for me, I remember all the cruft I had to clean out of my mice rollers every other week.
TomatoKigu:
Kensington Expert Mouse my beloved. Worst named trackball ever, but also the best line of trackballs.
TXC2:
24 hours, we finally have a good lap
ArtDecoSunburn: @Viewers_Like_You That's funny. Reminds me of 2014n when the American Historical Association and the Scandinavian rock band A-Ha were both using the hashtag #AHA2014, leading to delightful chaos.
LordZarano: Wacom tablet and/or Steam Controller for me
Fruan: Don’t do what Donny Don’t does
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Were you the one who was possibly going to make the bowling ball track ball?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Eh, I only have to clean it every few weeks at most, and they're much easier to pop out (there's a hole big enough at the bottom to jab just about anything short of a finger through)
farley_f: for those of us who had to clean the gunk out of their mouse take your painkillers now
Tantusar: only you can prevent distracted driving
TXC2: EPA got gutted, it's LITERALLY all on you now
RandomTrivia: Oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: @farley_f I already did
Strebenherz: Did you get clipped by another renegade sushi
RockPusher: dallying with those holes in reality
accountmadeforants: How have I only just noticed the Forza ads
TehAmelie: i blame the chat for being distractingly delighting
ArtDecoSunburn: @JohneyS I remember those. Those and the Thinkpad nipples.
TXC2: that's....why we're here
SquareDotCube:
You know, in these ten years, we'd think we would find a way to put text chat *in* Assetto Corsa so Ian wouldn't have to look at another screen.
Mangledpixel: as part of making the A500 Mini we reproduced the original Amiga 'tank' mouse. Doing the CAD on that was very interesting, lots of surprisingly complex angles.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That's why we exist.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh man, right, I remember those weird Thinkpad nipples
accountmadeforants: For some definition of sane
RandomTrivia: ^
RockPusher: Who'd watch‽ Seemingly this group of nerds.
Makoforte: 'keep' seems a strong word
accountmadeforants: Anyway back to the topic of car sex
hieroglyphica: I don't actually like driving games, but I enjoy to watch
ArdCollider: I absolutely cracked the board on a ThinkPad once using the nip to play a Flash game emulating drunken peeing.
Texan_Reverend: We do watch.
Genie_M: 400 nerds
TheMerricat: I wonder how hard it would be to design a pseudo trackball where the ball didn't spin but used capacitive touch to detect how you were 'spinning' the ball. And if it'd fly with trackball users.
TXC2: as sane as one can be at 7am
RockPusher: accountmadeforants the car refractory period
NotCainNorAbel:
5000 - Thank you for all of the years of 24hr LRRMans; I look forward to what ever this has in the future
Sarah_Serinde:
Traion: Sane btw
Snowcookies: the wut?
LadyAiluros: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig:
farley_f:
Xed_Regulus: Just in for the end!
r10pez10: definitely an ian stream
RockPusher:
Sethalidos: iAN, NO
ArtDecoSunburn: I presume there are professional car sexers, like with chickens.
LadyAiluros: or you just ... kinda vibe what they preent as
Tantusar: how do you sex an electric car
LadyAiluros: present
hieroglyphica: You know, as a defined non-human sapient lover, I can't define why this makes me so uncomfortable
gsyhiap: Congratulations, it's an enbie!
TheMerricat: @Tantusar definately need a rubber.
RandomTrivia: @Tantusar With plenty of grounding
accountmadeforants: They use x-ray machines for those now, they can tell what sex the car is while it's still in the egg
LadyAiluros: like when I first met her I KNOEW my car presented as female
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Is it the pregnancy?
LadyAiluros: no mater what was under her hoof
TXC2:
is there a community of Vietnamese car sexers, like there is for Turkeys?
RandomTrivia:
TheMerricat Your joke was better
SquareDotCube:
we've already talked about the Eagle Talon, Ian.
LadyAiluros: hood
nyoomgoom: wild fact about cars is they have hundreds of sex configurations, they're like... some irl thing i forget
Molladia: @Tantusar You ask for their pronouns
ArdCollider: @Tantusar consent!
accountmadeforants: The gender fluid yes
Fruan: ok chat, we all need to be as boring as possible for this final lap. no distractions!
Traion: How are you still talking about this?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Traion He just brought it back up
RockPusher: Car phrenology, Ian!
Sarah_Serinde: Someone prompted him
Wolfstrike_NL: Isn't the sex determined by the kind of fuel it ingests?
IbunWest: Never buy your car from a car breeder.
TheMerricat:
@Traion Have you watched Ian at all?
gsyhiap: @Fruan What, and let Ian distract himself?
AugmentingPath: putting faces on mobile suits, however, is very important. Gives a 300% boost to combat effectiveness
Mangledpixel: yeh I think you meant phrenology, not eugenics
Simonark: Autophrenology is junk science
accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde This was Ian's fault for suggesting we were keeping him sane
Sarah_Serinde:
AtomicAlchemical: Yeah, the whole obsession with car phrenology has really gotten out of hand
Sethalidos:
quintessential Ian, I just woke up and tuned in and Ian is talking about car sex 
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Don't put that evil on us, it was all Ian this time
MalFnord: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Strebenherz: 24:07 ish, note to self Ian talks about more car sex
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: ガント
Fruan: GANT
Strebenherz: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Mangledpixel: well then
RandomTrivia: !gant
ArtDecoSunburn: Some brands try to impose gender based on livery and model type, but I think it's best for the individual vehicle to determine/discover its own gender.
JKBalch: Final Gant
Wolfstrike_NL: !Gant
frnknstn: Should I use leaded or unleaded gender fluid?
TheTekkieman: Just look at Toyota and Pontiac. Sometimes the same parts.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
SquareDotCube: why else do we not have the Edsel
accountmadeforants: Another part is nonsense like suggesting red cars are faster
TXC2:
Eugenic inbreeding is why all the cars are SVU now
TomatoKigu: Selective breeding is how you get cybertrucks. Don't do it.
TehAmelie: in an electric car, you still need gender fluid and it can be tricky figuring out gender magnetohydrodynamics
badpandabear: GANT
hieroglyphica: I am one of the free examples where phrenology could be actually right. I do have a lump on my skull, and it DOES make me dumber! That's why I'm getting it removed, an option phrenology did not have
Texan_Reverend: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: Car phrenology involves running hands along the hood?
ContingentCat: GANT
Jillexie: GANT
Sacrenos: !GANT
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
RockPusher: Gonna be close
RandomTrivia: We have completed the Final Gantdown
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
Vinewood_OG: Crash that bus!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good one for LRRbot
gsyhiap: o7 GANT
badpandabear: The Final GANT down!
IbunWest:
goodbye for now GANT
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 You can tell by all the cup holders.
LordZarano: Yeah! The Final Lap! /F-Zero GX announcer voice
beowuuf:
1000 in honour of the final lap, woohoo to 10.00 years of lrrmans
TehAmelie: didn't modern crumple zones completely discredit phrenology?
Tantusar: mmmm, that flag is looking white to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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accountmadeforants: Dawn of the final lap, minutes remain
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn exactly
RockPusher: GANT… will return
L4PointLinguist: Sleep dep wabbajacked us and now Ian's debunking car phren.
TomatoKigu: I won't snitch if you want one more lap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu ^
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica I'm glad Victorian doctors didn't force you into a workhouse. Based on your skull lump.
RockPusher:
Fruan: GANT forever in our hearts
RandomTrivia:
Spectacular ending
Jillexie: lol
TheKingWiggins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
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gsyhiap: Where!
ethrien: What an end
ghizmou: gg
TheAinMAP:
LadyAiluros: wooo!
DoubleNterprises: As is tradition
lightfut: O7
Jillexie: Perfect
PharaohBender27:
LurkerSpine:
100
aquinas_0:
Thanks for ten years of absurdity!
GhostValv: gg
Jillexie: gg
TXC2: WOOOOO!
accountmadeforants:
Creideiki_SE: wolfccHowl wolfccWolfLove wolfccJackHowl
gsyhiap: Whee! Rsther
ethrien:
Vinewood_OG: Died as we lived o7
thetoastmonster: crash that car! crash that car! crash that car!
RealGamerCow: At almost exactly the top of the hour
hieroglyphica: When I get back into fabric bleaching, I'll make a GANT GANT short and no one will ever understand it
AugmentingPath: gant gant gant gant gant!
IbunWest:
Fruan: congratulations!
AtomicAlchemical: Dunk us in the ocean?
TomatoKigu: Sub ocean time
Traion: We shouldn't measure Ian's lap time. We should measure Ian's transmission time
Ashmantle:
Genie_M:
LadyAiluros: perpendicular across the track lol
farley_f: crash that car crash that car
TXC2: clap clap clap
frnknstn: Wooo!
Krektogar:
gg Ian, thanks for the show
Bright5park: Time for the subocean?
RandomTrivia: Park it in the sub-ocean, it's what it deservees
AleisAlpto: how the hell has it already been 10 years?
Strebenherz:
200 Gant and GANT
DoubleNterprises:
RockPusher:
Into the subocean! 
ArtDecoSunburn: Congrats.
Simonark: And after a decade you can finally rest
SquareDotCube: What about subocean?
hieroglyphica: Weeeee
TXC2: o7 24 hours of LRRmans
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beowuuf: o7 byyyyyye
Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity!!
TXC2:
frnknstn
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Texan_Reverend: Goodbye, chat.
Herbert_Erpaderp:
Makoforte: you're trapped forever
PharaohBender27: The game! It denies us!
Fruan: did they fix it?
Traion: The game doesn't want it to end!
TomatoKigu: You need to clear your mind
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who needed this square
ethrien: Trapped forever
RockPusher: We've escaped!
thetoastmonster: freedom!
Texan_Reverend: A million miles away from here.
TXC2: FREEDOM!
TehAmelie: did we find a shortcut?
TheMerricat:
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
NotCainNorAbel:
TheAinMAP:
gsyhiap: Lul
LadyAiluros: lol
GhostValv: o7
badpandabear: O7
Creideiki_SE: Perfect.
ContingentCat: perfect
accountmadeforants:
Jillexie: o7
iarethel0ser: o7
PharaohBender27:
Bright5park: Like a glove!
ContingentCat: o7
DoubleNterprises: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
TheMerricat:
TXC2: o7
Sarah_Serinde: Congrats Ian
gsyhiap: o7
GedankenPalast_: o7
Snowcookies: gg
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is both speeding and wrong way in the pit
Simonark: This reality construct was actually stress tested?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wooo
Vinewood_OG: o7
Saunabath: o7
GedankenPalast_: Well cone
Herbert_Erpaderp: Hooray
Walshman42: o7
margieargie: And so it ends, farewell (to the true 24 hours at least) and may great things come in the future!
LadyAiluros:
ethrien: o7
Astramentha: o7
hieroglyphica: o7
GedankenPalast_: *done
frnknstn: o7
Mangledpixel: Kong rat yule eight shuns!
JKBalch: How many cars worth of parts?
Fruan: o7
Traion: o7
Piratical_tendancies: o7
ContingentCat:
many sucessful trans missions
accountmadeforants: The big TEN
Astramentha: 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
TXC2: the 10 years!
JKBalch:
Simonark: Some buses died as is tradition
Makoforte: congrats!
RockPusher: Time to get turnt on champagne
Mangledpixel: cheers!
frnknstn: o7 x 10
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badpandabear: Yorri would be so proud
TXC2: cheers to YOU Ian
TomatoKigu: It was a good ten years!
Sarah_Serinde:
gsyhiap: Sterling work, Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY MOLY
TXC2:
Jontall
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Creideiki_SE:
Strebenherz: Daaaaamn jon
Texan_Reverend: Cheers to YOU, Ian!
Simonark: Sterling Moss work
AleisAlpto: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so much GENEROSITY
frnknstn: wow Jontall
Neke_e: @Jontall Thanks for the gift sub!
Fruan: boot!
nyoomgoom:
Ashmantle:
thanks for the gift sub @Jontall
DigitalSeahorse:
Forgotten_Sanity: @Jontall Thanks for the gift sub!
mercano82: Is that a turn signal ticking?
gameslayer013: @Jontall Thanks for the gift sub!
GedankenPalast_:
Love the indicators in the background
CptJecht: thanks @Jontall !!
PharaohBender27:
Sarah_Serinde:
That's a lot of subs. I would've tried to make James do it
Herbert_Erpaderp: Thank YOU Ian.
Furrbahl: @Jontall thank you for the gift sub!
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Molladia: and still here
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AleisAlpto: i will be honest. what i wouldn't give if i could work with the LRR. thank's for the LeMans
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TXC2: RandomTrivia LrrHEART
TXC2:
SquareDotCube:
Of course, maybe we can get James to do #11 - 24 hours of Mario Kart World
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TXC2:
DeM0nFiRe
xantos69:
50 Bits!
hieroglyphica: I just found a fart by the side of the road, someone out here is just tossing their house plants out
hieroglyphica: Lolol *feen
hieroglyphica: Fern! Phone why you FIGHT
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica I am cackling at that
LordZarano subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 134 months!
LordZarano: ガント
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Strebenherz:
@hieroglyphica
Sarah_Serinde:
I was wondering what that was a typo of
hieroglyphica: My autocorrect is aggressively wrong nowadays, I assume due to AI
hieroglyphica: I find farts everywhere, and am not surprised by them
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 143 months!
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ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Probably.
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Also probably AI.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The other possibility is you use the word "fart" so much that it just assumed that was what you meant
Sethalidos: @hieroglyphica nah not enough racial slurs for AI
TomatoKigu:
That blinker relay got me going like
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos ^And not enough trying to stop you from being nice about corporations
Thefluffiestguineapig: *being mean
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm tired
RealGamerCow: Game good
ArdCollider: farting about corporations
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig see AI
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArdCollider "I FART in their general direction"
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Corporations can go sound themselves with a cactus, especially the large ones who need anti-trust legislation slammed on them with the force of Saturn's gravity
Tantusar: wow, lot came in in the last half hour
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Crows are great mimick
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Thefluffiestguineapig: *MIMICS GDI
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig more than mimics, they're smart enough to actually attempt to speak human
KWardJenx: Thank you so much for LRRMans, Ian. Always a pleasure to behold.
RockPusher: As always Ian, it has been a pleasure!
RealGamerCow: Thank you its been a great 10 years
aquinas_0:
Go Sleep!!
RockPusher: LRRMans will return…
Ashmantle:
farley_f: go home Ralph
kalira77: o7
Sarah_Serinde:
Texan_Reverend: A joy for us, as well.
hyralt: take care
TXC2: "it's not goobye, it's bonjour"
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Darleysam: o7
KWardJenx: shifting gears
Forgotten_Sanity:
mercano82: A shift into 6th
hieroglyphica: Yeah my crow friend absolutely tries to speak to me in some way. He scolds me for feeding others
Molladia: We'll see you in a few hours at the Cafe
ArdCollider: o7
TomatoKigu:
TXC2:
Sethalidos: or forget about your blinker IAN
ContingentCat:
thanks Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Oh for sure, they understand fluid displacement and analogy problem solving and are probably domesticating certain wolf packs
TheAinMAP:
Texan_Reverend: Have a good and well deserved sleep, Ian.
Thefluffiestguineapig: THANK YOU IAN
Genie_M:
NorthstarTex:
DBVideoStrikeTeam:
Hope to see you next week for the other road chat
TomatoKigu:
It's been a good time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Last check on Bingos?
lightfut: Offline to the emergency blinkers is so perfect
mercano82: Turn signal, play us out
ArtDecoSunburn: The clicker is a nice touch.
Texan_Reverend: Later, chat! Get some rest, yourselves.
TXC2: DBVideoStrikeTeam and you
TXC2: !discord
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iarethel0ser:
Strebenherz: !GANT
LRRbot: GANT GANT
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
RockPusher:
Creature_Comforts: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
margieargie: !gant
hieroglyphica: A beautiful exit
DigitalSeahorse:
AleisAlpto: that damn BLINKER!
LordZarano: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 7d, 2:36:49.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoubleNterprises This was awesome [clap clap clapclapclap]
RandomTrivia: Surely that is the hazard lights, accurately denoting what's left of the car as a hazard
badpandabear: 24 hours of blinker
Thefluffiestguineapig: @badpandabear Occasionally interrupted by "Ian sits on his balls"
RockPusher:
RandomTrivia surely our hazard lights should be on the whole time
RandomTrivia: RockPusher Ain't that the truth
hieroglyphica: Apparently, that key you drive anywhere, so obviously hazard lights should be on always
Earthenone: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 7d, 2:44:23.
badpandabear: The real hazard was the transmissions we dropped along the way
DigitalSeahorse: 7 days sèems inaccurate
TXC2: also it's real impressive that the stream it's self never went down
Strebenherz: True
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse That's in dog time
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse it's in dog time
RockPusher:
badpandabear transmission *parts* we dropped along the way
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Sun 01:00 PM PDT (5:45 from now).
RandomTrivia: It's all the fibre the Moonbase has been eating, it's great for data movements
LordZarano: What's updog?
TXC2:
LordZarano I don't know, what's up with you?
Sethalidos: @LordZarano not much what's up with you?
Tantusar: about 7 times more than normal, what's up with you, dog
TomatoKigu: The hazards going sure is a mood.
BlueMechanic: I forgot about the giant policeman game
mercano82: It’s an offline screen with a beat
lightfut: It's in dog viewers
ArdCollider: people who missed their alarms
TheAinMAP: Is that a turning signal?
TXC2: people are waking up on east coast?
DoubleNterprises: Wanna drive yourself nuts? Have this on on two screens and have the hazards ticking at different paces.
Sarah_Serinde: It's not up, it's down. Not by a ton though
Sethalidos: @DoubleNterprises why would you do that to yourself?
Sarah_Serinde: I saw 365 when he was thanking subs
TehAmelie: well i'm soon off to dinner. probably won't have the Swedish thigh tartar even though that's almost certainly not long pork
Genie_M: Will this be in the highlights?
Tantusar: it did go up at one point, but yes, downward slope now
DoubleNterprises: @Sethalidos Not so much want as it just happens sometimes
TXC2: Genie_M given I approve the clips for this stream, probably not this bit
DigitalSeahorse: either a turn signal or a metronome
RandomTrivia: Genie_M If Jordynne wants it, she has it
nyoomgoom: it's giving "pulled over on the side of the road with car trouble, wandered off with door open and blinkers on"
DoubleNterprises: Actually, I think I hear them starting to sync up. It sounds like an echo now instead of chaos.
TXC2: DoubleNterprises maybe your brain is doing that
RandomTrivia: Or it could be Twitch twisting the audio to catch up with itself, sometimes it does that
Molladia: @DoubleNterprises Them? Ther is only one clicking
RockPusher: hehehe, the sounds of other racers still pitting
Tantusar: @Molladia two stream instances
mercano82: @doublenterprises Are they syncing up, or is one falling off so it’s an integer number of clicks behind the other?
TXC2:
and now we play the game of has Ian remembered to turn off the stream ?
DoubleNterprises: @TXC2 That is always the thing. No song ever seems to sync up with windshield wipers
RockPusher:
Bathroom break or forgot to end stream, place your bets now!
TXC2: DoubleNterprises right?
nyoomgoom: calling AAA to send someone to come tow the steam away
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT should have been a bingo square
lightfut: They'll be back for rhythm Cafe soon enough
DoubleNterprises: @mercano82 I think what happened is my laptop was buffering a little, but it stopped chugging and caught up to live. Or something.
RandomTrivia:
@RockPusher My bet is neither, this is the stinger
ArdCollider: chillpoint is today at 1, so
Tantusar: @lightfut ian won't but there is chillpoint in 5 and a half hours
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Sun 01:00 PM PDT (5:39 from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyways, does anyone want the free bingo thing? Apparently for the other more complex one they made a custom website
kalira77: Interestingly I have it up on my TV and my phone, and the TV has no noise on stream right now
RandomTrivia:
RockPusher: There it is
Tantusar: we're out
TomatoKigu: o7
ContingentCat: o7
PharaohBender27:
Strebenherz: There it is
iarethel0ser: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: I asked for the method in case someone wanted it for W+P/Let's nope bingos
beowuuf: o7
badpandabear: o7
AugmentingPath: goodbye turn signal
ArdCollider: tcp overhead is real
RockPusher:
mercano82: Ian just exited the game
Strebenherz: o7
AugmentingPath: gant gant
Vinewood_OG: o7
Genie_M:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now was it Ian or Paul
TXC2: you are all free now!
gsyhiap: o7
kalira77: o7
danbjorn: o7
Sarah_Serinde:
Ah just when I was about to poke Ian
DoubleNterprises: o7
ArdCollider: o7
TXC2: o7
mercano82: o7
BlueMechanic: that was too sudden a turn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you all so much and thank you again Ian if that was Ian and not Paul
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Molladia: It was so nice to hang out like this
Sarah_Serinde: It's probably rather early for it to have been anyone other than Ian
DoubleNterprises: Perfect way to end it honestly. This was, as always, a delightful time.
RockPusher: Now to coax my brain into completing the rest of the nights sleep ready for work
Sarah_Serinde: He may have just needed a little time after leaving stream
badpandabear: Think I'll go rewatch all the past vods
Thefluffiestguineapig: The racing will continue in LRRMans: On the Road
Molladia: @Sarah_Serinde decompression is a slow process
DoubleNterprises: Now it's off to my friend's house to play commander for six hours!
LoadingReadyRun: It was Ian. That champagne unlocked me in ways that you keep shut for 24 hours.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need to go see what I missed when I fell asleep to Ian and Beej railing against capitalism
RockPusher: We're taking this sushi To Go!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Good subtitle!
RockPusher: Champagne the key to everything
Sarah_Serinde:
You know, I was intentionally being vague, Ian
Sarah_Serinde:
No go rest
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have good times on the throne Ian
RockPusher:
LoadingReadyRun: Thanks friends, see you again soon.
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
DoubleNterprises:
badpandabear: !gant
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