thirsty_kitteh: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Unbeatable) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Juliamon:
Cuddly_Kitteh: here we go~
Cuddly_Kitteh: (I say, unsure I will still be able to be awake in 4 minutes)
LordZarano:
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SaxPython:
ErynTzun rolls into chat
ErynTzun:
oh hai 
pleonasticTautology: hello
ErynTzun:
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Driosenth: 127 months! That's 2^7-1 months, and that *could* be a prime!
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pleonasticTautology: hello!
Cuddly_Kitteh: Do...do we need to take Ian to the streamer equivalent of a mechanic?
ErynTzun: It's time for old time-y Rhythms
ErynTzun: Oil can!
Driosenth: Just gargle some olive oil to lube those vocal chords
accountmadeforants: Scallion oil slaps, highly recommend
pleonasticTautology: giving ian or heather $5 US?
Cuddly_Kitteh: ftp://127.0.0.1
Driosenth: 192.168.0.1
DentedPockets: 255.255.255.0
Cuddly_Kitteh: Are the two hosts on the stream load balanced correctly?
ErynTzun: 867-5309?
pleonasticTautology: i haven't been on a water slide in [old person voice] 20 yearsssssss
reptile___:
@Cuddly_Kitteh no, both of them are unbalanced 
accountmadeforants: There's a slip and slide pretty much right in front of my house and it just occurred to me I never went down it
ErynTzun: The design has changed though
Driosenth: The secret it to have an uphill slip-and-slide. You get twice as long of a slide!
ErynTzun: I've only been on them a couple of times, the lawns that had them full of rocks. Not exactly any fun.
Dog_of_Myth:
Cuddly_Kitteh: In Bristol, UK, they converted a steep road into a slip and slide for a day
pleonasticTautology: and talking about those decisions have made the highlights multiple times!
Juliamon: Never been on a water slide. Living on a pond is weird, you don't get to go to places with water slides because "you can go swimming for free in the pond"
accountmadeforants: The fact that we, as kids, would jump off swings regularly is wild. I'm pretty sure it'd wreak havoc on my knees nowadays.
pleonasticTautology: fast food meal tray on a snowy hill...
sounderfan84: sledding down hill while being on the sled backwards yea not a great idea
pleonasticTautology: "fast food meal tray on a snowy hill" is how meal trays got banned from our alma mater
pleonasticTautology:
regarding the stream title: all caps or no caps 
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon I've lived near ponds and streams all my life but thankfully(?) blue algae are also a thing š
ErynTzun: @pleonasticTautology uNbEaTaBlE
pleonasticTautology: @ErynTzun [sees your name is purple] okay gamzee
Juliamon: accountmadeforants Oh we've had algal outbreaks too, that just means "you don't get to swim this year"
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Ah, that's too bad
e_bloc: I believe it's set to 'beatable'
ErynTzun: In MN the issue is that in July in Aug there are a lot of dead fish on the public beaches
adept_nekomancer: We played "the road is lava" and impressed a child.
ErynTzun: and public pools cost money unless they are the tiny shallow ones at parks and those usually suck
accountmadeforants: Yes it is
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accountmadeforants: Not how that works
accountmadeforants: You know, Palantir
ghyllnox: Like DOGE, obviously stupid
pleonasticTautology: THANK YOU IAN.
rensti14: cliched bad guys still bad guys.
accountmadeforants: You are saying kinda dumb things right now Penny
ErynTzun: Stearscream had the most irritating voice
ErynTzun: *Starscream
pleonasticTautology: hmmm.
pleonasticTautology: poco and apoco.
Juliamon: One of my jackets in high school, I had an Autobots pin on one shoulder and Decepticons on the other, and I called them the 'angel and devil on my shoulders'
reptile___: on the other hand, I've heard the naming argument about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants from X-Men, and the counterargument of "wouldn't _you_ want to join a gay rights organization called the Brotherhood of Evil Gays?"
e_bloc: great now I have to record let's nope
ErynTzun: Someone left the car window open
accountmadeforants: Quaver where have you been keeping that tape
accountmadeforants: (I guess we did explode a train and fall into the ocean)
e_bloc:
666
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology That means small and something like "do we have to" unless I misremember
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig i mean the two members of HARM
accountmadeforants: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology Oh, this is what happens when I'm late and just see two Spanish words
e_bloc: they reduce to poco(1+a)
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig all good!
Simbionis: Oh, the best song
pleonasticTautology:
jamie paige has a cover of this in the dlc that comes out tomorrow 
accountmadeforants:
@pleonasticTautology 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh sick!
accountmadeforants: It's a banger already, looking forward to that
Simbionis: adhd anthem
pleonasticTautology: @Simbionis almost like rj and andrew made a game about severe adhd
Simbionis: sure did lol
pleonasticTautology: also, having hung out with rj: SEVERE adhd
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with ADHD so bad that when I finally got the diagnosis as an adult I was told "Yeah, we can't mark you any higher" yeah
Simbionis:
Ah, that makes the d-cell videos make even more sense
Juliamon:
pleonasticTautology: @Simbionis yyyyyyyyyyyyyep.
pleonasticTautology: we got up at 1pm.
e_bloc: help is a word
Simbionis: Ah you skipped the Clef hangout
adept_nekomancer: Someone pooped the party.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thinking about Roman Empire thing apparently
accountmadeforants: No way!
e_bloc:
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants: Beat spent the last three hours just staring off into space while Treble left
UtilityPunk: Oh, to be young and bounce back from an over-nighter
pleonasticTautology: all caps or no caps!
pleonasticTautology: she's not, she's bouncing on her heels
pleonasticTautology: beat is 20!
accountmadeforants:
I'm a white text with black outline kinda watcher, but the yellow text is very nostalgic for that specific era of fansubs. (Captions in my country were always white, so it really is that specific association 
)
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with chronic illnesses Iāve never been able to do all nighters
ErynTzun: "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"
ErynTzun: Watched so many VHS tapes were how the subs were colored could not be chosen I can deal with whatever as long as the contrast is good
ErynTzun: I just hate low rez subtitles
e_bloc: that seems like as good an answer as anything
Simbionis: heh dead beat
pleonasticTautology: @Simbionis heh.
Driosenth: Oh you mean Lies
e_bloc: hard agree
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Doppler effect?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the same thing with blinkers
adept_nekomancer: The difference in frequency. The more they're difference, the more often they'll be in (or out) of sync.
accountmadeforants: Surely not
Thefluffiestguineapig: Physics and I didnāt get along well
pleonasticTautology: i wonder
adept_nekomancer: Or it could be the beet frequency, which is how often you can harvest your beets.
e_bloc: well frequency should just reduce to algebra right
reptile___: I mean, it disappears if they're exactly out of phase. It could just as easily be perfectly in phase, and add in magnitude
Thefluffiestguineapig: My physics teacher showed us a video about 1970ās power plants for AP physics. almost everyone failed the test unless they had private tutoring
e_bloc: I felt like physics 101 was extremely intuitive and anything involving electromagnetism was impenetrable
e_bloc: thats the spirit
ErynTzun: Had all The IMs, used Trillian
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ErynTzun: Trillain allowed all the IMs and IRC
ErynTzun: Didn't have to choose
e_bloc: oh man I forgot all about trillian until now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Penny what?
ErynTzun: It still exists, it's just now that the IMs were sunset it does it's own thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Penny is gonna get you hassled
ErynTzun: Speed warlker
adept_nekomancer: Maybe she's walking without rhythm to avoid attracting sandworms
e_bloc:
e_bloc: so she's the party pooper
e_bloc: yeah maincar is choice
accountmadeforants: Dumbstar Bucket, little known relative of Homestar Runner
e_bloc: god bless whoever created this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Geezum peets
accountmadeforants: Water Black, not Block
adept_nekomancer: The dedication both to the model and this examination of it is amazing.
accountmadeforants: Oh I guess it just repeated
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a glass made of frozen vodka
e_bloc: is t/o diamonds like a play on ace of spades champagne
Simbionis: So you missed the first time you could've done this in episode 3
accountmadeforants: This was a minigame before but I forget if you did it as well.
BalthusHomewood: Bourbon, sugar, butters... Garnish with maraschino cherry
BalthusHomewood: Bitters, silly autocorrect
e_bloc: the idea of an old fashioned with butters . . . is disturbing
pleonasticTautology: hi what
pleonasticTautology: we're tautology
adept_nekomancer: Is Walort the Waluigi version of Malort? Given the reputation of Malort, could an evil version be worse?
ArdCollider: I was about to say, did you summon Tautology?
e_bloc: new on the rocks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why isnāt she doing something?
reptile___: phrasing, again?
e_bloc: once again we come back to poop and parties
PMAvers: I kinda love the off-key tired version of this song
saturnfive050: sucks that the intentionally worse version of this song is the only one in the story mode
accountmadeforants:
It's way late so I will go away and catch up on the VOD, good luck! 
pleonasticTautology: welcome back!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello highlights!
duiker6: F to Jesus
silverthundr: got there
aerolend: Jesus doesn't save.
silverthundr: @aerolend I thought that was literally the point? I'm not caught up on the lore.
pleonasticTautology: no like, i get this. adhd time blindness does a hell of a thing to other mental illnesses
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, she absolutely did it meaning Penny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonastictautology I can second this
UtilityPunk: No notes is good notes
ErynTzun: Not great advice though lol
reptile___: they have no redundant systems whatsoever
Simbionis: no they're not
Thefluffiestguineapig: I believe all of that especially after the whole she made you do the whole bar shift for her thing
pleonasticTautology: i've seen no one excited about the dc one lol
PMAvers: Yeah who isn't excited for DICKO
pleonasticTautology: toothpaste!
reptile___: strategic passive voice
e_bloc: good answer
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SirKerrick: "Let's beat it" opportunity missed count: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Penny is trying to turn us in
UnknownFriday: I still love that Sim Tower started off as an elevator simulator for elevator companies.
SirKerrick: I was saying boo-urns.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was meaning she seems really brain washed
PMAvers: oh that train has already sailed, Beat was *way* distracted by that butt on the chair ad earlier. So much so that the text prompt comments on it if you keep pushing.
ContingentCat:
exeJayce: gotta give Ian credit, that was the funniest thing I've heard all week LOL hi chat, hi Ian, hi Heather!
poipal: ACAB - All Cops Are Beaten
Thefluffiestguineapig: What number is the TXC2 quote from pride?
Juliamon: idk
Juliamon: !qdb
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
UnknownFriday: Is zeta-zeta like gant-gant?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Juliamon: anime ja nai!!
poipal: Ah, the anime Magritte
Thefluffiestguineapig: The smart move isnāt invading the building, the autism+ADHD move is to figure out how to dose their vending machines with laxatives
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tiltychat members which Yakuza has this voice? thatās all I can think about right now but the name escapes me
poipal:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Work smarter not harder 
UtilityPunk: The other side of... The Spooky Door
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@poipal Sometimes and sometimes it works against me and I end up doing both working more and harder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely havenāt played this game: Penny is sending us to be programmed
poipal: @Thefluffiestguineapig As a fellow AuDHDer I feel you
Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
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Strebenherz: Evening y'all. Hope the unbeatables has been good.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has helped at a medical facility where they sometimes we would have to take in patients and thatās always ground level
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PMAvers: nothing straight about this conversation
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
Strebenherz: And they were roommates
Thefluffiestguineapig: Highlights are eating well from this Cafe
Simbionis: Time for a treat
Juliamon: only if people actually clip, Fluff
Simbionis: remixing the tutorial song for a boss fight is peak
poipal:
--oh @reptile___ beat me 
Juliamon: more is always good!
Juliamon: this fight is sweet
Simbionis: It's so good
reptile___: ugh I can never really watch the actual rhythm sections of the game because the camera swinging around bothers me
Juliamon: nice.ecin
UtilityPunk: Is this why music's outlawed OwO
Simbionis: And now the Yuri turns toxic
pleonasticTautology: (:
iarethel0ser: "Owies" is not generally my preferred answer, either.
pleonasticTautology:
pleonasticTautology:
hi sforzando 
gualdhar: mad scientist cop?
pleonasticTautology: mad scientist that made cops as an excuse to keep doing mad science
UtilityPunk: Those were more like henchcops
nevermore913: Not suspicious at all
nevermore913: We are ghosts?
RatherLargeToad: the spleen
UtilityPunk: Oh no, it's techno
nevermore913: Very angry music
Thefluffiestguineapig: HUH
RatherLargeToad: no philosophy during the boss fight, please
nevermore913: She monlogued before she doesn't need to during the song
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad WHAT
UtilityPunk: Awww, she just wants to get to know us better
tycoonbosh: Alright, I'm torn, are we drum & bass, or darkstep?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk Yes, specifically our liver
HyggeState: Gamers.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this why she has Skrillex hair?
UtilityPunk: There'll be some speedrunner on GDQ who can ace that part
spellmynamewithabang: oofie ouchie
pleonasticTautology: hi rj
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PMAvers: "ow"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Take a fucking guess Rest
JKBalch: on the nose
Simbionis: You should remember Eve
UtilityPunk: Oh no, the time machine's above her paygrade
SquareDotCube: fun fact: Graveyards are originally a part of a religious context, cemeteries are standalone
SquareDotCube: *religious complex
UtilityPunk: I guess it makes sense. Hard to have a yard without a building.
Simbionis: This too is yuri
RatherLargeToad: boot to the head
nevermore913: Now kiss
Simbionis: THANK YOU IAN
exeJayce: glad to know I'm not the only one thinking yuri w/ this
Thefluffiestguineapig: You did that lady scientist
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bad reasons
Simbionis: @exeJayce The ship name is breast
exeJayce: hah!
RatherLargeToad: comes with the acronym
cherryblossomchef: reverse ork? if you don't believe/know it then it's true?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is SCP nonsense
hideki101: so cops are 40k orks?
nevermore913: I don't think that is how bullets work
reptile___: this is Warhammer Ork science
Strebenherz: we know what heather's about
pleonasticTautology: sickos dot png
RatherLargeToad: pink blood?!? Sheās a Klingon!
poipal: I think we're in brain damage territory
spellmynamewithabang: she's fine
pleonasticTautology: @spellmynamewithabang rj.
Simbionis: Episode 5 done
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right I was really shell shocked for a second
Simbionis: A lot of people actually thought that was the end lol
pleonasticTautology: final episode next week. :3
nevermore913: I think we lost
Thefluffiestguineapig: Were we not supposed to turn on the machine?
Dog_of_Myth:
250
pleonasticTautology: @spellmynamewithabang oh can you comp lrr the content companion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait RJ is here? GAME IS GREAT
RatherLargeToad: I thought Peak was the group climbing thing
spellmynamewithabang: LMAO thank you
UtilityPunk: Ships can be rebuilt
spellmynamewithabang: it didn't torpedo that ship for some people
Simbionis: Toxic Yuri has it's place
pleonasticTautology:
paul henderson? that's my boyfriend 
exeJayce: Ian, WHICH ship lol
pleonasticTautology: @spellmynamewithabang most people
pleonasticTautology: @exeJayce beat/penny
exeJayce: no I meant Eva
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Simbionis: Julian is a youtuber
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spellmynamewithabang As someone with ācannot diagnose you with more severe ADHDā on an adult diagnosis plus autism, yeah I get it. The singular vision is amazing and also harrowing
pleonasticTautology: it's eve :3
Simbionis: oh hey it's eve!
Simbionis: awww
pleonasticTautology: there's one chapter left :3
pleonasticTautology: jsyk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, taking the circular approach to the games to not burn yourselves out
pleonasticTautology: garbage daaaaaaaaaaay
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: cheer!250 Thanks so much for the stream
Simbionis: ooooooooh
exeJayce: oh NICE
pleonasticTautology: oh hell yes
nevermore913: Cool
pleonasticTautology: !ppr
Juliamon: !cheer
LRRbot: Remember, in order to cheer you need to type "Cheer#" with no ! in front.
KWardJenx: cheer#250
nevermore913: Second breakfast
Juliamon: no #
Dog_of_Myth: No #
Juliamon: just, for example, cheer250
KWardJenx:
250
Juliamon: there you go
Thefluffiestguineapig: Donāt worry, Twitch is hard in the chat syntax
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: @spellmynamewithabang is rj lake, one of UNBEATABLE's creators
KWardJenx: LRRbot a tad misleading
pleonasticTautology: and the bang is after his middle initial
exeJayce: IAN
SAJewers: !clip
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Dog_of_Myth: IAN
Juliamon: how else would you phrase it KWardJenx
pleonasticTautology:
Juliamon: (genuinely, I would love to change it)
Juliamon: describing syntax without *using* syntax is SO hard
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
Juliamon: especially in a community where making metajokes about syntax is commonplace
KWardJenx: @Juliamon I wouldn't include the "#". (being one that took the instruction literally) Probably something like "type "cheer" followed by the numerical amount you would like to donate.
Juliamon: see, that's what it originally was, and people kept putting spaces
KWardJenx: That makes sense they would.
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Juliamon: people also tend to include the quotations marks too
Juliamon: eventually I gave up because *most* people managed to figure it out eventually
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