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Micalovits: Reworker does though
Mr_Horrible: have you considered the hand is divine justice for this bit, Wheeler?
Paranundrox: Both of them have non-mana activated abilities
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO SERGE
TXC2: Pithing needle should be in brawl, but it should Alchemized to not hit commanders
Mr_Horrible: Mind Stone, No Definite Article
FauksStarling: Don't let Serge ban people, he is too powerful.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Mythdom: Too shiny
before_damage: Serge is too ban happy
Mr_Horrible: ever since the Let's Nope on the subathon Serge has gotten a taste for blasting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FauksStarling It happened during Let's Nope, it was not good and Juliamon had so much clean up to do
GedankenPalast_: Gedankenwirbel
fcloud: Indefinitely Articulate Mind Stone
raakuy0:
What do you mean, Ben asked which Mind Stone, there's only one. The other one is THE Mind Stone 
Paranundrox: Signed in German?
Robot_Bones: they aren't being banned but rather freed from this prison that is chat
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
FauksStarling: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's why we know he's too powerful!
Mr_Horrible: @GedankenPalast_ any relation?
heyklixx: lmao Langenscheidt is the dictionary
LokiSchmokiPoki: D: how could serge
Lord_Dodo: Langenscheidt is a translation thingie
nuclearrayne313: that is the dictionary xD
Manitu_25: LMAO
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
SniHjen: Hjærnestorm in Danish.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
GedankenPalast_:
@Mr_Horrible 
before_damage: You can’t believe everything you see online Serge
fcloud: Langenscheidt is a German publishing company that specializes in language reference works. In addition to publishing monolingual dictionaries, Langenscheidt also publishes bilingual dictionaries and travel phrase-books.
kayamek: hehe
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
Sorator13:

chaos5896:

PhoenixMelior: Serge...
TXC2: !clips
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polaris415:

irikaj: Big serge moment
letsbelgo: loolololololol
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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L33Tdpunk: Serge omg
YeetTheRich_: lmao
AleisAlpto:
JE JE JE JEBAITED 
MrSarkhan:

emperorchampion: rofl
Fluffy776: Real "I'm out of the office right now" energy
EmmaPartlow: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: mmm, OG steve...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: we all learned something today!
Kentosaurus: that's like the community bit: "I loved you in... IMDB"
@LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 blac…
@LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/…
@LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
@LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
@LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
@LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
@LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
@OVER-KiLL: Foil Signed Mercadian Masques German Brainstorm™️
@LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Strebenherz: hold up what did wheeler FOW? I missed it
CrossXhunteR: @Strebenherz blood moon
00gogo00: looks like a blood moon
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz Blood Moon
TXC2: Strebenherz blood moon
before_damage: @Fluffy776 Real thinking your 35 when your only 34 energy
r10pez10: is that what BM stands for
CrossXhunteR: especially if the saga was on 2
Mr_Horrible:
can't believe Wheeler hates fun 
AluvianSprinter: Now I want to look up "Server connection error" in foreign languages lol
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
SniHjen: @Strebenherz he was looking up what brainstorm was in German, and read out loud the german word for "dictionary"
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 Benjamin_Mheeler
MrPandaaaGaming: Have we hit stretch goal territory yet?
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPandaaaGaming No, 8 hours left
nuclearrayne313:
@SniHjen not the word for dictionary, but the name of one specific dictionary 
couchboyj: Want kind of beans do you think they grow in Bant? I'm thinking Lima beans. But they call em Bant beans there.
Paranundrox: Just run Concordant Crossroads for your Zombies /s
before_damage: What colors would you want scapeshift to be if you didn’t have to have islands
Athatar: @AluvianSprinter There is a famous case in Wales where a road sign ended up being the out of office reply for the translation office
before_damage: *mountains
NotCainNorAbel:
351
kat2kool: sleeved tokens so fancy
LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorcery card in your graveyard, instead put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Mr_Horrible: a giant among steves
MrPandaaaGaming: @thefluffiestguineapig Coolio! Haven't been around much this thon, so appreciate the update
Seventy111: 50% bigger than a grizzly bear is HUGE
nan_de_mo_nai: sorcery speed anticipate? yawn.
Oneiros96: Hey that Card ist from me from Amsterdam
wyndhunter: Turns out, anticipate is barely playable
LRRbot: The Legend of Roku [2RR] (back: Avatar Roku) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II — Add one mana of any color. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
TXC2: it's no consult the star charts
Mr_Horrible: the streaming service that *displays* the city, actually
Kentosaurus: the tv brand
Ukon_Cairns: the streaming service?
Paranundrox: The streaming service
PhoenixMelior: Yo, Jimbo!
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
GedankenPalast_: o7 steve
Mr_Horrible: for niche flavor win, we need to somehow turn Summon: Yojimbo into Gilgamesh
dagoth__ur_: wow
before_damage: Angel’s deck is very shiny
dolphgrim: Jimbo is my favorite character from Mind Jack®️
Justherefortherewards: Get it right, it was 'how do you feel about snow lands, white boy'
nan_de_mo_nai: people should play more reidane
Sorator13: !card skred
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
TXC2: "YO! Jimbo!" I shout, to Toshihiro Mifune
Sorator13: yeah, I'm not sure choosing not to run that is "cowardice"
LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Th3Hypn0Toad: Serge is the premiere white boy of the format
Mr_Horrible: gesundheit
heronblademaster subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
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Thanks for subscribing, heronblademaster! (Today's storm count: 780)
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Artificer_Evan: Now I'm not normally one for Canadian Highlander but the schedule says we should be in Cube tournament right now
TXC2: Gods the Idea of Serge as Niles
niccus: two games?!
eboera: We believe in Angel, go team go
ThorSokar: To be fair, it WAS a fun game
Artificer_Evan: did highlander go long?
korvys: Serge, I checked again, and the German word for Brainstorm appears to be "Network Connectivity Issues"?
PhoenixMelior: A bit
NotCainNorAbel:
4649 - can't have my personal bits be not on team order
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Artificer_Evan Wheeler challenged chat to play with himself, and then they had 10 minutes
bondeulv: which dos games?
Randdalf: lotta loyalty for a hired gun
IbunWest: Oko, Perfectly Balanced
RockPusher: "You hear a slurping sound."
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler and angel are only doing one game
TXC2:
NotCainNorAbel 
Lord_Dodo: Dictionary translates to Wörterbuch (word book) in german, but Langenscheidt is a famous company releasing dictionaries, to the point that the word sometimes gets used as a synonym
LokiSchmokiPoki: Langenscheidt is also not the word for dictionary. it is the name of a publisher that publishes dictionaries
CrossXhunteR: mull to 5 and pitching to force is rough
abslomdaak42: Oko can't be that loyal
Awaiko: good morning all from Australia
LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature or another Lhurgoyf creature you control enters, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.
TXC2: hello Awaiko welcome
VinylMinty: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Magic Day Part 2 - Cube Tournament at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Artificer_Evan: @Thefluffiestguineapig A perfectly cromulent sentence that makes complete sense with no context, definitely.
Mr_Horrible: "local fae barfed on by weird dog; almost dies"
@OVER-KiLL: Steve
@mrpandaaagaming: have we hit stretch goal territory yet?
@LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control wi…
@LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
@OVER-KiLL: Do You mean Pizza / Icecream / Lemon Party / Dunktank ? Not sure @mrpandaaagaming
@LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorc…
@LRRbot: The Legend of Roku [2RR] (back: Avatar Roku) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II — Add one mana of an…
@LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and…
@LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this cre…
LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
theamc2000: why is the text box crossed out in angel’s pyrogoyf?
powerflapjack: whoa whoa whoa, wheeler let's not forget your one true hate
Paranundrox: @LokiSchmokiPoki So like the equivalent of referring to Merriam-Webster for English?
powerflapjack: psychic frog
nuclearrayne313: @theamc2000 that's the artists signature
superdude097: @theamc2000 Looks like an artist signature
niccus: i prefer lagerstatten myself
433 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
PhoenixMelior: Good game angel
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Artificer_Evan (Wheeler challenged chat to play a game of highlander against himself then they needed to vamp for more time so he and Angel are playing one game)
TheLadyMakai: GG
TXC2: hello Raiders!
SittingOx: welcome raiders!!!!
Shadowsoflife: Raider o/
Mr_Horrible:
you know what woulda helped? Some mountains 
nuclearrayne313: hello raiders!
theamc2000: ty
LokiSchmokiPoki: @Paranundrox yes
fredflintstonevevo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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Thanks for subscribing, fredflintstonevevo! (Today's storm count: 781)
usmu1976: hi raiders
dagoth__ur_: good i want more
Artificer_Evan: @Thefluffiestguineapig okay. much more sense
Mr_Horrible: now to take a big sip of coffee and look at the schedule
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
axiomatica3: Angel v. Angel?
superdude097: Welcome raiders
northern_ronin42: The only magic will be the magic of our performers!
TXC2: !events
Sorator13 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 13 in the channel!
Sorator13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Diamorphic!
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Sorator13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to EveElleQueen!
Sorator13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to metalionic!
Sorator13 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TehCraptacular!
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Thanks for the gifts, Sorator13! Welcome to Diamorphic, BizmasterStudios, EveElleQueen, metalionic, and TehCraptacular! (Today's storm count: 786)
GhostValv:

RockPusher:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

GedankenPalast_:

chaos5896: James's Cube Tournament?
Shadowsoflife: what?
ContingentCat: huh?
PhoenixMelior: Huh?
ElementalAlchemist:

LokiSchmokiPoki: i loved that cube
TXC2: WHO?
RockPusher: Jameses Cube, by Wheeler
bondeulv: decade cube?
Unas84: Jheeler's Cube, got it
Mr_Horrible: James Cube ~~~*by Wheeler*~~~
IsSecretlyPaul: woooo james cube
Kentosaurus: the james belongs to wheeler, but the cube belongs to james
protocol_gamma: Who’s on first?
TXC2: WHAT?
TacitusVigil: James Presents: Wheeler's Cube
ContingentCat: what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
benben_khakiturnip: Jimbos cube by Wimbo
chaos5896: @TXC2 he's on first
Th3Hypn0Toad: The Jame's Cube, brought to you by Wheeler.
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, now everyone knows the security system
JmadReugimal: KEKW
glitched_goddess: baseball gun
ElementalAlchemist: you can't just say that
TacitusVigil: That's what he calls his baseball bat!
dagoth__ur_: friday night mtg
shushu2539: was your bat loaded?
jayglasss: the ting do not go skrrrrrrrrra
TXC2:
chaos5896 why? Hu's a short stop 
TacitusVigil: @shushu2539 Just the bases
Strebenherz:
Thanks Angel, i'll be sure to give you a cut of wheeler's card sale 
FPNY41: I just got here, what did I miss?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: practice run
Mr_Horrible: well you've got a sieve for that
emperorchampion:
subathon 
creasehearst: restart the subathon now that Subtember has started
TXC2: FPNY41 the Canlander stream
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RockPusher: Bring in the drafting trapezoid!
SniHjen: !card chaos orb
LRRbot: Chaos Orb [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.
SniHjen: I throw my deck at you
devqn413: look at those big strong men moving tables
ElementalAlchemist: the customizable table seems convenient
wholsometiger: Table
GedankenPalast_: good table
Clicklesly: I had no idea that's actually the same table with different boards ^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since sub-tember started I think there might be discounts but twitch specifically excluded gift subs I think
TheLadyMakai:

ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey chat, now’s a good time to get yourself some water, take your meds if you need, do a stretch, and tell someone you love them.
TXC2: ^
PhoenixMelior: We're going offline shortly right
Mazrae: i just love how this table works for drafts
RockPusher: PhoenixMelior that's the plan
before_damage: !cube
PhoenixMelior: Ope goodbye
offbeatwitch: wuh
Nickiatori: @RockPusher Thanks for the sub yesterday!
TXC2: PhenomMonkee there we go
before_damage: !cube list
Shadowsoflife: I just sat down from doing stuff
TXC2:

GedankenPalast_: and we back!
Sorator13: stream is back up!
IbunWest:

TheLadyMakai: there we go
TXC2: stream is back
EerieHowling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
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TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
TehAmelie: all this, in the year of our lord's mercy 2026
exeJayce: ahh I was wondering when the refresh was going to happen, there we go
@OVER-KiLL: Pyrogyf is dope tho
@LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@OVER-KiLL: James Nostalgia Cube
fcloud:
joke's on you, stream, i was already fresh 
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Shadowsoflife: o/
dungeonmasteralek: Cube!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Boomyakalolo: later txc
exeJayce: night!!
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
dungeonmasteralek: bye!
TXC2: and great job with the subs chat!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @LRRbot take care, bud!
chaos5896: goodnight TXC2
TheLadyMakai: night TXC2!
creasehearst: @Thefluffiestguineapig the discounts don't apply to gift subs (unless they are converted to actual subs), but there's still bonus subs for gift sub amounts above 5 subs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
Mazrae: i might just be able to see the draft part of this before i have to work
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @TXC2 take care, bud!
usmu1976: godnight TXC@
usmu1976: oops TCX2
chaos5896: i do the same thing : )
Thefluffiestguineapig: @creasehearst I'm not sure that starts now? I can't figure this nonsense out. But there's also some kind of bits either discount or bonus maybe?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Magic Day Part 2 - Cube Tournament at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
Hylexx:

PhoenixMelior: The moral is, give lrr subs so we can get to live tomorrow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior I believe we only need 8 more hours
TheLadyMakai: that was my math
creasehearst: @Thefluffiestguineapig right, the bonus gift subs start september 25th, and the bonus bits thing starts september 12th
Shadowsoflife: BUN
Strebenherz: BUN
RockPusher: bny
chaos5896:

Dog_of_Myth: Dang, missed the Canadian Highlander
kaynSD: bnuy
Fluffy776:

usmu1976: Bunny!
TheLadyMakai: bun!
NorthstarTex: BUN BUN!
MrSVCD: Bun Bun!'
sporkraptor: bun!
PhoenixMelior: Yeah that means we still dont have LoadingReadyLive
Sorator13: bnuuy!
umbrakittygirl: Bunner!
Thefluffiestguineapig: BNUY
Strebenherz: Was that Cam's bun? Thank you Cam
adambomb625: rabbit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Cam have a bunny???
shushu2539: awwww soo cuute
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Juliamon: His partner certainly has bunnies
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was unaware of this lore and now I need to know the names of the bunbuns
Shadowsoflife:
they all name AWWW SO CUTE 
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon 
PhoenixMelior: Theyre all named Axolotl
Thefluffiestguineapig: (I in no way actually need to know the names of LRRs pets if they do not want to share)
missa_hancock: @thefluffiestguineapig it’s just hard not to get excited when you see a fluffy little floof
Invitare: wow is that Spoopifer to Cori's right?
PhoenixMelior: Yup
Thefluffiestguineapig: @missa_hancock In my line of work the caveat is: are they healthy? Then yes, I am excited
youcantlistentobuttons: DRAFT TIME
Calhoun327: Folks, I've got the lettuce demons in me and it's a bad time
Shadowsoflife: oof
Knitting_Goblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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@OVER-KiLL: i cant wait to rewatch that Autumnal Rumble when it drops
@gcganley: GOOD BUNNY
@OVER-KiLL: some type of BunBun
Capriox_42: oh am i just in time for magic starting?
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TheLadyMakai: oh no! Our family has been avoiding it like the plague, frozzen and canned veggies only
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Capriox_42 The draft portion at least!
PhoenixMelior: You missed canlander
Shadowsoflife: ^
Shadowsoflife: There was riftbound? this morning?
PhoenixMelior: Yup
Bowlsrus2000: beejlander???????
PhoenixMelior: Nooe
PhoenixMelior: Not this year
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shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a pelt with reach
Blackymars: Oh i got a gifted while i was away q.q
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !searchfortreasure
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SniHjen: the bunnies are named: cat, hamster, dog, and Langenscheidt
Capriox_42: @PhoenixMelior one of the many subathon vods ill be watching later then
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Capriox_42 We hit the bonus goal for Wheeler to play a game against himself
XerinRosewood: Is it cube draft?
GedankenPalast_: yes
XerinRosewood: Noice
PhoenixMelior: It's James Cube by Wheeler
Capriox_42: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh thatll be fun to see
adambomb625: When shall we ascend to 4th dimensional hypercube draft?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Capriox_42 He did it last year too!
XerinRosewood: And it was hilarious
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adambomb625 I have good news! See all the Beejlander vods!
chaos5896: Here we go, gang
FPNY41: they broke it
jayglasss: cube time!!
Th3Hypn0Toad: bye!
FPNY41: oh nevermind there it goes
Omthebox: Caint wait for the Jube
RockPusher: !prime
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PhoenixMelior: I already a,
Thefluffiestguineapig:

jayglasss: there. ive done it
BrowneePointz: No but Hi
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
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NorthstarTex: holy moly!
BrowneePointz: Vivo? Like the Lin Manuel Miranda Monkey Musical?
SniHjen: a 2nd 50 has hit the stream
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Taveena: cookie...
Dog_of_Myth:

MWGNZ:
cookie
Thefluffiestguineapig: A FORUTH
RockPusher: Stakes! and by stakes I mean COOKIE!
Strebenherz: time to be cutthroat
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #2615: "The *** is flanking?" —Adam [2016-05-27]
exeJayce: dang
Firstscion: Gottem Adam
emperorchampion: pat daniel let’s go
@OVER-KiLL: 🔧💙 Big Big Shoutout @SmithKurosaki and @Simriel
@OVER-KiLL: Winnie-the-Pooh Soulslike when?
@OVER-KiLL: COOKiE‽ 🍪
Kentosaurus: Wheeler's James' Cube brought to you by Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
northern_ronin42: Oh I hate I have to miss most of this.
XerinRosewood: I was literally watching the vod of the last time this was played
Vinewood_OG: Unc-lander
Rub3n__82: @fredflintstonevevo Thanks for the gift sub!
chaos5896: so far
jwholla: woohoo this is exciting
Simonark: So.. Is this 4 hours from the cap now?
adamdaw: We did it, over another full day on the books.
Jillexie: A fully operational battle cube
Ukon_Cairns: ahh, only the good cards
Omthebox: The Jube got an upgrade
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KWardJenx: A fully operational battle station
FPNY41: Lightning Bolt is M10
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark 5 but I'm-that's why I'm waiting to do math
PhoenixMelior: Just over 500 more sub points i think?
Capriox_42: as i have no money to spend on a twitch sub ill support by watching
powerflapjack: how many cards are german
emperorchampion: German?
EvilBadman: Hell yeah 720 cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior I'm waiting for all of them to hit the timer, it has a decent delay
LokiSchmokiPoki:
No pizzas in New York 
Sorator13: @Capriox_42 you are also just as appreciated!
PhoenixMelior:
@capriox_42 and thats just as appreciated friend 
exeJayce gifted a Tier 1 sub to Capriox_42! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
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CaptainSpam: Someday, we need to pioneer the 16-player cube format. Call it a hypercube.
exeJayce:

Dr_fragenstien: removal is a challenger
wrapscalion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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missa_hancock: I’m actually going to know what all these cards do
Forgebold: powerful magic...
SniHjen: those are some interesting cards in the pool
EvilBadman:
@powerflapjack It's james' cube so none 
TheLadyMakai: @missa_hancock same
AMuseOfFirebane: I'm glad people are trying to calculate the goals in chat because I was very confused when I didn't find like, estimated goal numbers in the Discord
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have 5 hours (technically 4.5) to cap
Fluffy776: Wheeler's Jame's Cube is spicy
Marvoleath: !deck
AMuseOfFirebane: but I guess that's a little complicated since there's the different tiers of subs
ElementalAlchemist: *rolls a d10* 6
Capriox_42:
@exejayce thanks 
exeJayce:
you're welcome!! enjoy 
Krillin_fan: Nelly's first pick makes me very happy
Thefluffiestguineapig: So 60 subs to cap?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Before a 3 mana spell could win the game by itself.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry no, 300
chaos5896: yoked ox?
BrowneePointz: Magic was Magic when we were casting Sangrite Surge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow, I typed half my workings into chat
Krillin_fan: please Yoked Plowbeast was my Father, call me Yoked Plowbeast Jr.
JmadReugimal: Cameron is going through it
korvys: I looked away - what was Cam's first pick?
cmdrud87: hey, don't poo-poo my 5/5 for 7 with cycling 2
cobthegreat: I like getting yoked by a plowbeast
Thefluffiestguineapig: Feel free to check my work on all that math
Mr_Horrible: wallk the pank
Mattmitchell45: Back when Magic was Tambourines
JmadReugimal: @korvys Thundermaw
thesamu_1: is this that 2010s era cube?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mattmitchell45 Let's do some Rakdos (people are shocked when I do UB faeries, some Azorias and Rakdos but then when people see the feel they go, oh right)
GedankenPalast_: @thesamu_1 jupp
Dog_of_Myth: @thesamu_1 It is
Sorator13: If I could internalize the archetypes, it would be helpful, but my brain won't hold onto that info, so it doesn't help
thesamu_1: nice, this cube is sick
RockPusher: Archetypes are: Good Luck and Have Fun
GedankenPalast_: @thesamu_1 m10 till war of sparks
SniHjen: horsemanship, flanking.
BrowneePointz: oh that 6 drop. My beloved
powerflapjack: cameron seeing a transcendent master "i should call her"
lamina5432: james cube by wheeler, right on time
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 I see "that is fun to play, is there fixing"
Mindfire13: I typically have better luck with a "Good stuff in the color" deck than the actual limited archetype
GedankenPalast_:

Dog_of_Myth:

@OVER-KiLL: That Thundermaw tho
@OVER-KiLL: do it Cam
@OVER-KiLL: 🐉🐲
Thefluffiestguineapig: To condense my current math: 5 hours (rounding up for ease of numbers) left to cap, so 300 subs to cap. Does that seem right?
l0gin4me: Cam's initial lane is feeling a bit cut
jwholla: curating 720 cards seems really tough
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep
XerinRosewood: I built a 1000 card commander cube (designed around 8 player draft, 5 20-card packs pick 2, 100 card Singleton construction and special partner rules) I keep on trying to get someone at LRR to see it so they can decide if they wanna build and play one because it's a ton of fun.
EvilBadman: Oh right, I forgot I gave you that version of that Vampire
emperorchampion: never get over you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mindfire13 And also fixing. Those are the only two ways I've done anything in limited
FPNY41: aich tee tee pea ess colon slash slash
Purestorm_: Oh I joined just in time for James Cube?
Sorator13: @Purestorm_ yep!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a James cube. We've probably already seen 40% of the blue cards in it.
Boomyakalolo: I've got a list for a clube that would be a blast, it's clue based mtg
IaCthulhuFthagn: @FPNY41 We fancy with the secure connection.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boomyakalolo Like Clue/Cluedo?
Sorator13: "for the culture" lmao
Boomyakalolo: like an actual game of clue on top of mtg
Mazrae: oh yea Theros is in this cube, that was the set that had got me to get physical cards for
Mr_Horrible: just typed "Boy of Nylea" into scryfall by accident and had to stop and just stare into the middle distance for a minute
cmdrud87: uuh, that was my first mythic ever
Delmsh: I am incredibly excited for Nelson's deck
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Sorator13 So how deep of a PS2 reference 
Purestorm_: So is this a normal version or the expanded version with Fetches and Zendikar cards?
couchboyj: Hovermyr is in the cube?
BrowneePointz: Risk this for the Bisquick
ThePov42: I like how we're watching two people independently sigh and say "Yeah, I guess I'll be the fun police this draft..."
JmadReugimal: I love the little car for sending the cards across the table
Boomyakalolo: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's set up to pull a legend an equipment and a room out so you have to figure out who did via the 4 player game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JmadReugimal The roller skate is inspired yeah
Mr_Horrible:

Philbyy:
@KWardJenx I was AFK but thank you for the sub! 
FPNY41: gotta respect the lack of hatedrafting
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Emrakul, Ulamog, Oblivion Sower.
adambomb625: do we know who came up with the card car idea?
SniHjen: next upgrade is going to be a lego train
qwertiest_mint:
Sorry ya'll I missed the beginning of the draft - where can I find more info about the cube? cheers 
FPNY41: I'd be snagging those off-color bombs just to keep them out of other people;s hands
cmdrud87: "Emrakul?" - Oh, everybody knows Emrakul.
JmadReugimal: thats a bolt
PhoenixMelior: !cube
missa_hancock: feels like they’re drafting super quick. or maybe it’s just me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boomyakalolo Oh so pulling a room from Duskmorne, and is there any curation on the others?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @FPNY41 I mean, some people play cube to win, others to see the decks do cool stuff.
powerflapjack: @FPNY41 see but that's boring and just leads you to having a mid deck
rensti14: I love fiend hunter!
Strebenherz: @missa_hancock modestly quick, but yeah
Boomyakalolo: there's even a mechanic for sacking clue tokens to get a hint
Marvoleath: @missa_hancock most of the cards are known to all of them, I imagine
LoadingReadyRun:
We originally used a camera slider to send the cards across the table, but the dolly is faster 
cmdrud87: most of those used to be commander playable, too
draftsynthesis: I don't know if Cam's deck is looking "good" but it is looking SWEET
Mr_Horrible: needs more OG Rav and Time Spiral to be that for me, but most of this is still in my heyday, yeah
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun the lik skateboard is kinda great
Ukon_Cairns: they also have a paragraph less text than a card printed today
Strebenherz: lil^
before_damage: !deck
NoxStryx: Oh dang this cube has villainous wealth and oblivion sower?
Mai_Andra:
or by a *good* friend? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ukon_Cairns And the ones that are complex are known entities generally
garvizac000: so is this CHL cube?
SniHjen: With enemies like these, who needs friends?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @garvizac000 Nope! List is above
drewm1022: I once did a Modern Masters uhhh 2015? draft and managed to cast Overwhelming Stampede with an Emrakul in play that was getting tapped down by my opponent each turn.
Mai_Andra: "glory days" mentioned <Mine O'clock theme starts playing>
JmadReugimal: Cameron is winning this whole thing, I trust
@OVER-KiLL: some Eldrazi goin around
@OVER-KiLL: how did Serge not take hedron crab ?
Mr_Horrible: Pepperidge Farm, remembering
garvizac000: @Thefluffiestguineapig stream title confusing
CompleatedPinkie: I had come for Canadian Highlander, as the email and stream say/said. But I do like Cube too, so I'll stay and watch for a bit.
Purestorm_: Cameron is getting all the good stuff
FPNY41: You ever just think of Lingering Souls
Purestorm_: though to be fair, this cube is basically all good stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, stream title neds changed!
cmdrud87: I won a game of magic with that card- this year!
SniHjen: make a deck out of ONLY banned cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cmdrud87 I believe it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you Paul!!
RustZenith: funny looking back how very good Lingering Souls was: Now it wouldnt even push the needle
GedankenPalast_: love the vat
Mr_Horrible: #notmygwloxodon
Strebenherz: MIMIC VAT MY BELOVED
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SniHjen Probably would be not great
emilevitt: yahenni my beloved
Mr_Horrible: just rip it every game, ez
LoadingReadyRun: @CompleatedPinkie sorry about that, we just finished Canlander. the vod will be up soon tough!
ElementalAlchemist: guess you're not playing aristocrats then
GedankenPalast_: tragic slip! yes
l0gin4me: one of them came back!
GedankenPalast_: my favourite removal
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElementalAlchemist He commented on "no one must be playing blue I guess" earlier and everyone said "Ok Serge"
EvilBadman:
Cool 2 pack deck Nelly 
Mr_Horrible: oh I can help with that, Nelly - you're drafting cube
Mr_Horrible:

GedankenPalast_: good one
GedankenPalast_: good little gobbo
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I see the vision Cam might be going for
draftsynthesis: man I gotta dip but can't wait to catch the vod. wheeler and james did a great job curating this cube
Purestorm_: Nelly is living my dream, some of my all-time favourite in there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that particular planeswalker can get grody
GedankenPalast_: ohh yea!!
JmadReugimal: ooooo aaaaa
Strebenherz: making all the noises for these packs damn
Strebenherz: do want
GedankenPalast_:
I like this cube al lot 
Thefluffiestguineapig: ICK
SniHjen: Jace the jace jace.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just saw the Jace
JmadReugimal: do we have a link to this cube?
Th3Hypn0Toad: This is an amazing cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: I gagged
LoadingReadyRun: OOoooo, Ahhhh. It's like listening to people watching fireworks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SniHjen The face of "Oops too powerful"
powerflapjack: jace the rhystic study video
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@powerflapjack 
fundins: @LoadingReadyRun sure, fireworks
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw that Eldrazi too
IaCthulhuFthagn: Reminiscing to a better time, when JTMS was good enough to play in any format.
cmdrud87: omg, I wish I could draft this cube. How is it all bangers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cmdrud87 Extensive curation
Mr_Horrible: I support the choice, Nelly
@OVER-KiLL: LavaMan🌋
@OVER-KiLL: i still need a copy of Bonfire
@OVER-KiLL: Cam on Big Red
Strebenherz: do we have a link for this cube? please and thank
TheLadyMakai: !cube
almas_zarkona: This cube roughly covers the time I played paper magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: !deck
Juliamon: !deck
Mr_Horrible: !deck
ContingentCat: its ok me neither Cam
EpiiMeth: Does any of us, Cameron?
cmdrud87: @Thefluffiestguineapig I know, but it's not often that MTG makes me almost physically salivate
Strebenherz: Thank you @Juliamon @Thefluffiestguineapig
GedankenPalast_: yea
GedankenPalast_: agreed
Jezus38: i think you're getting the ballsy and running it
Mr_Horrible: grass is always greener, and all that
MrSVCD: The noises...
ContingentCat: an ya shall
DoctorHutch: Is this like a resto/thagtusk kinda vibes cube
powerflapjack: i think there's only one cube wheeler's built that was actively Big Stinky and it was the Snow cub, so y'know, it was by design
Strebenherz: GOBLIN GUIDE MY BELOVED
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of these cards are so powerful I want to just leave when I see someone resolve them. I play low power kitchen talbe
Strebenherz: i STILL HAVE my goblin guides from when they were in standard
Mr_Horrible: "I even remember some of them"
JmadReugimal: I see a scarab god
Thadrin46: This cube is very reasonably priced.
Strebenherz: Has Cam just made zendikar red deck wins?
jwholla: the weirdest part of this draft is i can recognize every card in the packs.
Mr_Horrible: demigod of revenge?
EvilBadman: @jwholla no that's the best part
Strebenherz: do it cam yes
Purestorm_: That wheeled?
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Martin_FcG: Nice Cam!
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Thadrin46: Moxfield says 870 euro. Not bad with all these bangers.
LokiSchmokiPoki: yes we can
Mr_Horrible: 23
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you run 17 lands, 23.
GedankenPalast_:
siege gang wheeled? crazy I could not let that pass 
GedankenPalast_: but my first edh deck was Goblins
SniHjen: siege mentor, monastery rhino
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Thadrin46 Right, haven't seen any good fixing.
AWGibson: I hope Cameron goes for it with mono-red
Strebenherz: Cam I appreciate what you're going for
GedankenPalast_: ^
Jezus38: cam picked almost the same things I would have. I love running *that* deck
powerflapjack: "why couldn't this be a 4 player pick 2 draft
cmdrud87: I audibly shooed at Serge's description
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Same, I want a couple of things to be in there. I was trying to see if there was spectacle or riot in there to support an actual Rakdos deck but I'm not seeing a bunch
RockPusher: Remove the drafting trapezoid!
JmadReugimal: I hope Cam wins everything but i assume everyone's decks are STACKED
ChampBlankman: Cam's options of Mono Red or Medium Rakdos are both very enticing
Riiiiiiis: Is this the pause stream, for when the sims rest?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw a Muldrotha go by and wanted to just walk away
Mazrae: well i was able to watch the draft, now i got to get ready for work
Mazrae: later everyone
TheLadyMakai: later
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Riiiiiiis This is where the llama went because they foolishly let her go to space, yes
Jezus38: @ChampBlankman mono red seems easier, just have to pick which 5 drops to take
GedankenPalast_: @Riiiiiiis indeed, Sims deserve some time off camera
jwholla: You know, I thought they had a magic draft table that just appeared. I didn't realize someone had to come in and set it up
IaCthulhuFthagn: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen how that table comes apart.
schordash:
rumble with the table instead of doors 
ChampBlankman: @Jezus38 Yeah, but some of the Black cards are so fun.
GedankenPalast_: @jwholla modular table! super cool
Riiiiiiis: Very good, I support Llama space marines
RockPusher: and here is the playbletop
Jundinator:
Does LRR not have interns that do this stuff? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Riiiiiiis So how up to date are you on the patch notes?
Jundinator:

@OVER-KiLL: did Adam just pass Muldrotha‽
@kaspercentio2676: For anyone who just tuned in, what is this cube?
@OVER-KiLL: James Nostalgia Cube
@OVER-KiLL: 720
@DaisyRamlihDD: James's decade cube. Cuts off at War of the Spark and goes back about 10 years. Wheeler built it for him
@OVER-KiLL: Cards from Zendikar / 2010 - through War of the Spark
MrPipboy3000: @Jundinator Yup, Ben and Serge
kat2kool: man does this track slap
Jezus38: @ChampBlankman agreed. the pack with lightning bolt was the pivot on whether or not black was doable
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Jundinator LRR supports actually paying people real money so no 
Jundinator: @MrPipboy3000 Unpaid interns silly
Jezus38: @Jezus38 seeing tragic slip wheel was great
GedankenPalast_: oh yea, good wheel
Jundinator: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thats actually a good thing
ChampBlankman: @Jezus38 💯
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOD I was just looking at the deck list and there's a Kolaghan's Command
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jundinator Oh 10000000%
ladyjessica: behind the scenes never before seen base table converting from big trapezoid to square table! (seen before)
boyesie: How far away from max time are we?
Jundinator: @boyesie Max time?
PhoenixMelior: 5ish hours
Jundinator: Oh this is capped
ladyjessica: yup
GedankenPalast_: I think like 4-5 hours something?
Jundinator: Awww. I wish this stream could go on forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior We will be at 4 hours at 6pm EST
Mr_Horrible: so ~300 subs or so
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Correct
ChampBlankman: I'm sure some folks have some strategic bit reserves to push us toward it.
pawssumplace: What's next again?
ladyjessica: as always spend responsibly.
PhoenixMelior: Mr horrible about to drop 300 subs just to mess with james
rensti14: the detox from around the clock entertainment will be rough when the sub a thon ends.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ChampBlankman One person said specifically they were saving some for Date Everything?
pawssumplace: Oh nice!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, I'm having to pull up discord to check the schedule
pawssumplace: I forgot there's gonna be a Date Everything
Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig interesting.
Trymantha: Just arrived how far into the cube are we
Trymantha: ?
RockPusher: pawssumplace this magic tournament for the next few hours, then Denny's adventure
pawssumplace: Denny's Adventure...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I'm so fucking excited for that
SniHjen: I noticed someone put in 31 bits
Wharg_: this music slaps.
pawssumplace: Great now I have to make hash browns
Shadowsoflife: @Trymantha Just finished the draft part
Thefluffiestguineapig: !BGC
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Trymantha: @Shadowsoflife awesome tyty
mastershake29x: @Trymantha just finished the draft, building decks now
Shadowsoflife: @Trymantha Welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wharg_ That command was for the music!
pawssumplace: I guess I do have ham and eggs and onions and stuff.
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm not a bits person... why is buying 300+300 bits significantly cheaper than buying 500?
pawssumplace: Sales are just weird on twitch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn Might be subtember?
PhoenixMelior: But its still august
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'll go with the sales being weird answer.
Wharg_: @Thefluffiestguineapig tysm!!!
northern_ronin42: @IaCthulhuFthagn Sales price points. It's just giving money and getting pretend money back really, so the prices arn't founded in anything real.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior It started earlier today because fuck everything about time. Also gift subs no longer count
ContingentCat: Twitch is weird, mine were on sale before too but I figured it was a 'you don't gift subs very often these are on sale' thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I will get random "if you re-sub here's a discount" thing if I cancel subs then don't re-sub too. It's clearly a capitalism thing where they want you to sub then forget you're subbed
@violentfrog_: this is getting me excited to run my pauper cube for the first time tomorrow
@OVER-KiLL: James's Cube by Benjamin Wheeler on Moxfield
@OVER-KiLL: oh hell yeah @violentfrog_ i love my pauper cube
SniHjen: @northern_ronin42 bits are real money, 1 bit equal to 1 cent US$
Wharg_: @Thefluffiestguineapig thank you providing me music to listen to at work for the next month at least.
SniHjen: and since we pay up front, they get 100% of the shown value
PhoenixMelior: Thats the ready pose for sure
TheShatzMan: Canada should stop putting up with our shit and annex Alaska already.
johnnylongtorso: places!
GedankenPalast_:

RockPusher:

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IaCthulhuFthagn: Magic Colon: The Gathering
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eshplode: Get your colons checked, folks!
ContingentCat: on brand lol
MrPipboy3000: @TheShatzMan Fuck Alaska, thats a Red State, I'm in New England, Take Us!!
spicyFerret_: Magic; The Gathering
cmdrud87: Not mono red?
johnnylongtorso: if your colon is gathering, try more fiber in your diet
TehAmelie: Tragic Colon The Gardening
jarnatan: "Decks?" I think Adam has been replaced by a pod person
Kentosaurus: you could say it lingered
RockPusher: Beep Beep
Jezus38: he did go Rakdos. nice.
TheShatzMan: @MrPipboy3000 maine feels canadian lol
korvys: And then they're allowed to change 50 cards
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler's cube by Wheele3
SniHjen: anté
RockPusher: Cameron's James's Cube by Wheeler
IaCthulhuFthagn: @MrPipboy3000 "Historically Russian territory Alaska"?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Beep Beep Spectacle discount
Dalrint: I mean, if it gets named after the winner, it should become the winners cube.
TehAmelie: if you're playing for ownership of the cube, does that count as ante? :x
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Thefluffiestguineapig:

RustZenith: as you sleeve up illness in the ranks
Ukon_Cairns: illness in the ranks, where it at
Diabore: almost at LRL tomorrow
jarnatan: I double sleeve my pauper decks
IaCthulhuFthagn: I've double sleeved my token box.
RockPusher: Adam just starts chewing on his hand
FPNY41: hot take - cube cards look and feel better with a bit of wear around the edges
angrytulips: eat one card
MajorFrostbyte: Blame the bun
FPNY41: triple sleeving is the magic equivalent of grandma putting plastic on the sofa
ContingentCat: @angrytulips as a treat
pawssumplace: So the sofa can be nice for guests!
smurfomancer: The winner gets to remove one card and replace it with their Unknown Event Runner card
Jezus38: play the inverse. take one out. make it undraftable
eshplode: What does that mean for Wheeler and his constant winning of die rolls?
pawssumplace: (She won't take it off for the guests.)
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
spicyFerret_: @FPNY41 But whats quadsleeves
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Thaezar: I'm in the process of building a Commander Cube, and trying to get as many cards within it signed as I can, at least from the Important Cards
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
RockPusher:

johnnylongtorso: I only play with slabbed graded cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Just about 4-5 hours to cap
jarnatan: Woah Black Betty, Ragavan
ElektroTal: yesss
PhoenixMelior: Wait this isnt mono red
ContingentCat: Be nice his name is James
Kentosaurus: @spicyFerret_ that's just begging to be deck checked by a judge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior Cam said it was Rakdos
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.
SwarleyBarker: tysm for the gifted!!!!
PhoenixMelior: @thefluffiestguineapig no, from James
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig is sub welcome counted in the cap?
GedankenPalast_:
Oh no, I love both decks 
LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
TehAmelie: the cap will take about 700 subs, and 1000 bits count for two subs. it's close
cmdrud87: That's not Beej
TheShatzMan: that's a lot boros
EmoMcHipster: get wreckonered
SniHjen: does that mean you wone the game?
@OVER-KiLL: COUGH
@LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
@LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters t…
@LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.
@LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until …
PaperDoopliss: I like quick-changing Cam's deck colour
IaCthulhuFthagn:
@Kentosaurus Slow play warning when shuffling, more like 
TehAmelie: 7000*
ignitionpoint: oneing someone in public? should talk to hr
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
TheShatzMan: in your upkeep give it first strike 2 times. send a message.
r10pez10: what if metroid was a girl
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Strebenherz: @r10pez10 cowboy bebop at his computer
TheShatzMan: @r10pez10 the aliens?
kat2kool: oh man I can’t remember the last I saw Young Pyzie
WetPonytailMarkOnShirt: samus aran is now catholic
Mattmitchell45: Inmean Dive Down was in Ixalan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I haven't been, I've been counting up to start of the sub read
CaptainSpam: Don't be silly. Metroid isn't the girl, Ridley is.
LRRbot: Undying Evil [B] | Instant | Target creature gains undying until end of turn.
TehAmelie: Samus Aran is single, but almost definitely not baptized
r10pez10: mother brain is probably single
smertmonkey: evill
eshplode: I assume the Chozo baptized her
JmadReugimal: Cameron's deck is called Boros kill ya, its actually Rakdos kill ya
powerflapjack: samus aran is also canonically like... 7 feet tall
powerflapjack: so y'know, bonuses
Mai_Andra: so Ridley hatched from an egg?
kat2kool: @captainspam *holds up ‘Is This Yuri?’ sigh*
Vinewood_OG: You're thinking of Metroid's monster. Metroid was the name of the scientist.
mtvcdm: Well I tell you what... last year they coded in a thing where once chat hit cap a little stretch goal counter popped up on the overlay. I don't know if that happened again this year but... that's a good way to tell when you're there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore So 3 hours I guess, apologies
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
powerflapjack: obzy dobzy
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig ok yeah thats what was tripping me up, atm we end 45 minutes before live
Jezus38: grandpa is here
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, made his daughter run a guild by herself 
Diabore: so it can attack?
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TheWooglie: it says upkeek
JmadReugimal: upkeep not endstep D:
Flyingdelorion: upkeep!
cmdrud87: so it can attack
mtvcdm: I think if you get it to where a little pizza slice emote appears in the overlay, that says you got there
Diabore: haste is for attacking
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Yes, but I'm doing this partially as a way do help me with some of the arithmetic practice I constantly need to do in vet med
mtvcdm: Ah
TehAmelie: yeesss. . .donate subs, yess [sickos]
Cutriss: @mtvcdm It’s happening again this year yeah
RustZenith: Obzedat + Whip of erebos = angering a whole lot of rules laywers
witicorp: Thank you @e_bloc
eshplode: Haste can be spent to purchase goods and services
LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.
Mr_Horrible:
haste is for using a creature for enlist the turn it comes under your control 
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
e_bloc:

Anubis169: oooOOOooo
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Diabore You can also use it for tapping/using it for other things (the UB faeries player is very aware of what doesn't and doesn't have haste
)
TehAmelie: !card turbo snail
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: ghost dad does ghost dad things
SniHjen: exile it at the start of each upkeep, put it into play at the end of each endstep
johnnylongtorso: Obzedee, Obzedat, life goes on, bra
Mythdom: Fear the Obzedaddy
IaCthulhuFthagn: 'Tricky to kill with sorcery speed interaction', the card.
FPNY41: was Blasphemous Act in this cube?
Mr_Horrible: do not the reckoner
geckoinasuit: cube cube cube cube
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@johnnylongtorso Oh wait oh no Ashiok 
TehAmelie: ach. i can't remember the name, but i do like the one card with SUPER haste
cmdrud87: does this deck have the tools to make the reckoner go infinite?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cmdrud87 You would need to check the list
Mr_Horrible: "No funny business" - Harsh Mentor
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie ....explain the ability?
TehAmelie: it can attack the turn before it comes into play
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Oh wait, was it from EoE?
JmadReugimal: thats from one of the un-sets right?
smurfomancer: Something like rocket powered turbo slug? From the un-set.
shushu2539: "..it deals that damage to you" means the player reading the card
VinylMinty: !card rocket powered turbo slug
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
TehAmelie: yes, very Un
hd_dabnado: glory to cameron, and his house
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reading the card etc etc
Diabore: james not exiling, interesting
LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
e_bloc:
856 earth has 4 corner simultaneous 4-day time cube drafts within a single pod
Mr_Horrible: this dragon always brings the same thing to the cookout
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
@LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
@OVER-KiLL: Zero Suit Sammich
@LRRbot: Undying Evil [B] | Instant | Target creature gains undying until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile …
@OVER-KiLL: i like undying as a keyword ability
@OVER-KiLL: man GateCrash was bad tho
@LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 d…
@LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 dama…
@LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
@OVER-KiLL: haruspuspex
@LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
@LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
Anubis169: LOL
NorthstarTex: o7 glorybringer
Sorator13:

SniHjen: that's just pact of negation, but it's a creature
ElementalAlchemist: for this exact situation
SniHjen: the haste slug
StringCheeseRiot: Oooooh snap
Diabore: oh, little awk now
GedankenPalast_: dang
cmdrud87: dat member
r10pez10: Gs in chat for glorybringer
GedankenPalast_:

Diabore: hammer hammer hammer
TriuneSystem: More like GONERbringer amiright?
jwholla: we've got eagle eyes
JmadReugimal:
chat missing a trigger? no way 
Ukon_Cairns: some of us are just slow typers adam.
Diabore: its the worst when we get a thing right, we ride that high to end of stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of us have shit internet
Anubis169: and always somebody saying "You had lethal 56 turns ago in the match you played offscreen yesterday"
r10pez10: !addquote (Cameron) [Now] Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now. | referring to chat
LRRbot: New quote #9658: "Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now." —Cameron, referring to chat [2026-08-28]
TehAmelie: don't worry Adam, if chat gets really upset you'll know cause wer're just mashing keyboards and not writing any words
l0gin4me: @JmadReugimal Chat is far more likely to hallucinate a trigger
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Pfft, yesterday? What about three days ago?
e_bloc: Adam is the smartest
Anubis169: r10pez10: oh that's cool, when did we get the context pipe?
RockPusher: vrrrrrm has been declared
Mattmitchell45: Adam is jealous of Chat's Communism
r10pez10: Anubis169 i think it's always been there but i forget it's there most times
TriuneSystem: Vrrrm has been declared, response?
kat2kool: go to vroom step?
MikeProvencher: Cameron would like to declair Rum Running.
VinylMinty: Couldnt james get another creature with his mutavault?
TehAmelie: we can do some taksies backsies
Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty Cam keeps trying to remind him
GedankenPalast_: @VinylMinty yes, but cam has harsh mentor
VinylMinty: ah.
Diabore: yeah he is
GedankenPalast_: yeeeeaa
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
BrowneePointz: Ghost Dad is busted
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure is
Diabore: haste
JmadReugimal: haste
frozenphoenix7: It gains haste
GedankenPalast_: he gets haste
Desdae: Does James draw a card off Haruspex from cutthroat dieing too?
l0gin4me: Did James miss a Haruspex draw off cutthroat dying?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Obzedat doesn't even die to Doom Blade.
kaareendrup: Did James draw of haruspex?
LRRbot: Earthshaker Khenra [1R] | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/1] | Haste / When this creature enters, target creature with power less than or equal to this creature's power can't block this turn. / Eternalize {4}{R}{R}
NorthstarTex: Cam, how many Amonkhet block cards are in your deck?
Anubis169: a whole 8?
baneless27: funny name: faulkin
GedankenPalast_:

Diabore: i wasnt gonna say it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The long pause
Purestorm_: Brain suddenly went "oh no"
cmdrud87: doesn't Cam just die here?
Strebenherz: @Purestorm_ i mean as a red deck player, been there
Martin_FcG: Did James miss the Grim Haruspex triggers?
fundins: awkward dead on board scenario
Diabore: @Martin_FcG probably but we;re past it
Alexjamesrook: Did he get a vampire trigger from Obzedat leaving despite it being exiled and the vampire having a dies trigger?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baneless27 (shoves glasses through nose) It is part of Innistrad, one of the houses of vampires, hence why they are called that
fundins: @Alexjamesrook no it just triggers on death
Diabore: @Alexjamesrook no he got a vampire trigger from freebooty dying
@OVER-KiLL: well that changes "Things"
@LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card unti…
@LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@OVER-KiLL: close match
@LRRbot: Earthshaker Khenra [1R] | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/1] | Haste / When this creature enters, target creature with power less than or equal to this creature's power can't block this turn. / Eternali…
Diabore: sideboarding???
MikeProvencher: Life...finds a way to be unfair.
Krillin_fan: that's from the theme song to malcom in the middle
Thefluffiestguineapig: That glorybringer was a big deal
powerflapjack: life uhhhhhhhhh... has a skill issue
BrowneePointz: Life, uh, finds a Nay
A_Dub888: Life is a rescource
Alexjamesrook: Oh, that one wasn't "he controls" like the cutthroat that had just been on the board.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That texture Cam, I can imagine it
Sorator13: cameron, you're getting dangerously close to things that actually exist on the internet
Diabore: yeah
jadielady: yes!
IanAllenBird: yeah
jwholla: I'm having a great time
shendaras:

raulghoulia: Cam is funny
FPNY41: I'm still at work, so ...
exeJayce: of course we are
e_bloc: If only it was sour cream
sirgrenadealot: yees!
WetPonytailMarkOnShirt:

lamina5432: I was till you asked
Thefluffiestguineapig: Immensely
Strebenherz: it's been good good
TheLadyMakai: it's been a blast!
tsp397: Yes, Adam, I'm having a good time
baneless27: yo yo, having a good time!
UtilityPunk:
Subathon's great
Diabore: ive been staying up way to damn late
pleonasticTautology:
having a blast 
Forgebold:

TehAmelie: tbh none of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park would kill you as fast as a hippo
MikeProvencher: I am having a perfectly cromulent time!
Martin_FcG: Wooooooo! Yeahhhhh Sub-a-thon
GedankenPalast_: yes!
niccus: i guess
kat2kool: I am!
r10pez10:

Snowcookies: I'm never having fun
James_the_Dabbler: You all are the only thing keeping me sane this week
Diabore: like 2 and a half hours
GedankenPalast_:

rensti14: incredible week!
Kasran: the wrestling stuff last night was some of the most fun i've ever had watching a twitch stream, and the rest of the subathon i've been around for has been a blast too
Bacon_Trail: yes, are you all having a good time?
jwholla: chat can't do math, don't ask us
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 hours
Purestorm_: I'm sleepy and it's 23:14 but it's fun catching this live for once
GasCityGaming: ballparkl 7K subs needed total
baneless27: lol
ClockTamer: I’m having fun but my data plan sure isn’t
PhoenixMelior: Aw that sucks adam
Jezus38: continuous, enthusiastic agreement
rensti14: thanks for your hard work!
Diabore: if its just till end of live we need less than 3 hours
Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Yeah, I guess that's the question, do we need to the end of live or to the end of the sub read?
Greendrag13: Oh no! The Table Friend is hot! What do I do?
chibi_bento: I had a very stressful thing today (had to go to court to give witness about my dog being attacked and seriously injured last year), and having you folks to amuse me before and after has been a HUGE help.
IbunWest: So they want to play Yugioh
A_Dub888: @Greendrag13 are they single? baptized?
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MikeProvencher: "This hand would be so good if I was Wheeler"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Greendrag13 Is he baptized? (I know this due to Let's Nope, the answer is yes)
IaCthulhuFthagn: My no-land hand has so much gas!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This hand would be so good if it were entirely different cards!
Diabore: twenty!
GedankenPalast_: aha?
Bacon_Trail: my hand would be so good if I could draw 10 instead of 7
Flyingdelorion: that's why I play Omniscience!
dm818: Kanye isn
UtilityPunk: Kanye Wine
pleonasticTautology: does that help with the timer
TehAmelie: wasn't it enough to ban Kanye for life from Yugioh
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@pleonasticTautology 
chibi_bento: nice work, @pleonasticTautology !
FPNY41: @Flyingdelorion That's why I play Cheerios!
r10pez10: how does adam have breaking news for once
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig :lrrheart:
TCizzle82: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub!
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
pleonasticTautology: @TCizzle82 gladly!
Sorator13: so last year, Adam and James renewed their vows of friendship, and this year, Adam gaslights James? is that the theme?
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Mr_Horrible: no I imagine you smell fairly pleasant
shendaras: With the bits we're at something like 7147 sub-equivalents. I think you need 7300 to cap?
geckoinasuit: young peezy
FPNY41: now you're justing playing my first Standard deck
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 I pay so little attention to celebrity nonsense that could be true
MikeProvencher: Adam opperates on the rule of comedy. He either knows or doesn't know things purely based on which is funnier.
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Flyingdelorion: @FPNY41 Nice!
LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MikeProvencher No, when Adam doesn't know HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: when your parish goes unchampioned
MikeProvencher: @Thefluffiestguineapig And it's always funny!
Diabore: i think i take priest here
IbunWest: Whiffing on a six card hand that's rough
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Then the 30 years war
Diabore: oh noncreature, nevermind
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cmdrud87: "maaan"- Cam, 2026
rensti14: info ain’t worthless.
LRRbot: Banisher Priest [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Kentosaurus: the science checks out
Mr_Horrible: ash a cigarette in it and you're there
r10pez10: loading ready live bit unlocked
raulghoulia: its called pruno
ClockTamer: I’ll be real, prison wine is bad, don’t
LurkerSpine: r/prisonhooch is honestly a good source of information
kat2kool: do you tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MikeProvencher But sometimes he does know and then he no sells it and the other person is trying to get him to buy into a bit and it is some
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Aarek: As someone that has made mead, yeah sugar + water + yeast = wine
PhoenixMelior: Time to go on TTSF Adam
TehAmelie: a few years ago i tried making some marshsmallow wine. it did not work
EvilBadman: Adam's gonna stash it in secret bathroom
Jezus38: sell it to Ian specifically. that'll show him
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next TTSF project?
UtilityPunk: Just gotta cage Adam to make prison wine until the subathon's done.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Toilet paper based mash makes for interesting distillate.
Wiliart: And your wine cellar will be grape.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Ian wouldn't pay for that
MrPipboy3000: Ohhh, LRR Toilet Hooch
PhoenixMelior: For once i did not!
LRRbot: Glimmerpoint Stag [2WW] | Creature — Elk [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Aarek: I've done maple mead, its very tasty
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman if you rotate the ends of the bottle and get it to line up it extends outward to reveal the helix key
pawssumplace: Maple + Honey?
itira: gonna brew it in the toilet?
LurkerSpine: Why not flicker the token?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPipboy3000 Beej will come for whoever does anything to the bidet
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@OVER-KiLL: 🦕Life....'s Not Fair🦖
@OVER-KiLL: Raptured from my sandwhich 🥪
@LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 dama…
@LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
@LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
@LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
@LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card unti…
@LRRbot: Banisher Priest [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
@LRRbot: Glimmerpoint Stag [2WW] | Creature — Elk [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning …
@OVER-KiLL: Adam outside selling Prison Wine and thigh milk
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig maybe if you or I tried, but it's Adam
UtilityPunk: Mead is so good even though it's not technically legal in ALberta
Kasran: @LurkerSpine clearly there is a next-leveling in progress
raulghoulia: brew it in the bidet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 You think that makes a difference?
Kasran: does the cistern count?
niccus: so you're a dog?
itira:
bowl or tank 
Strebenherz: NOPE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Define "toilet"
GedankenPalast_: Can I have a clean toilet just for drinking?
cmdrud87: at that point, chances are you probably don't are.
PhoenixMelior: That's the answer of someone that doesnt have depression lol
letsbelgo: Id get a drinking only toilet
Krillin_fan: what if i simply never drink water?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also can I have tea?
torlynic: which toilet is THE Toilet
PhorrestGaze: but you can drink non-water drinks?
fcloud: Define "water"
GreyThey: Can you put it in a bottle and boil it?
Creature_Comforts: You can never go on hikes or to outdoor festivals
itira: no poop water in this mouth
TehAmelie: i'm fine without water. there's many other water based beverages
GedankenPalast_: I mean you are happy when you do it tho
sadcheeseface: define "drink"
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Wharg_: Adam just described being a dog.
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig Eh, maybe. Only one way to find out
JKBalch: no toilet cups
Veshnikard: a second toilet only for drinking
SnowBuddy18: Time to plumb up a new toilet for drinking
Kasran: @PhoenixMelior i have depression and i would not drink toilet water in exchange for getting rid of it
crazyburrito7: How about you get a dedicated drinking toilet?
josh___something: Yeah, that's just gonna be several diseases
SniHjen: define define
raulghoulia: define "out of"
RustZenith: now.... the question becomes "What is drinking?" for you can hydrate by eating water rich foods.
smurfomancer: @UtilityPunk Wait...mead isn't legal in Alberta? I've absolutely seen it sold here.
Th3Hypn0Toad: Never being able to be sad would be awful.
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Currently in midst of a severe depressive episode; I'm windmill slamming that deal.
Aarek: that's gonna be a pretty short life. so many diseases are basically from eating/drinking poo water
Dr_fragenstien: can you drink other things out of their containers, or do you have to pour it in the toilet first?
r10pez10: why have the hypotheticals this subathon been so unhinged
itira: with a straw twitch chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Ian knows Adam only drinks a single digit number of times a yeah, and doesn't really enjoy wine
r10pez10: i'm starting to think the LRR crew are unhinged
rensti14: no sadness, but shame.
Chronomagistrate: "Never sad" and "happy to do so" are two very different things
Wharg_: @Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra big same.
Bacon_Trail: James, why is there a new toilet in your kitchen?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Come to Let's Nope sometime, this is not bad
geckoinasuit: were there hinges to begin with?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also define "sad"
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure the clone handjob discussion qualifies as "unhinged"
sadcheeseface: can sinks be toilets?
PhoenixMelior: Ask Jordynne
Thefluffiestguineapig: If my cats die, will I just be weirdly chipper?
Mr_Horrible: Jade like "oh, so *HE* gets to do it???"
raulghoulia: its real rough because I personally know my father
James_the_Dabbler: oh btw chat my clone with no memories says hi
Mythdom: Off the top
superdude097: Hypothetically, if you had a door that wasn't attached to the frame it would be unhinged
Sorator13: !card bonfire of the d
LRRbot: Bonfire of the Damned [XXR] | Sorcery | Bonfire of the Damned deals X damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. / Miracle {X}{R}
Mr_Horrible: it's everything, Cameron
Mythdom: Cam reread the card
e_bloc: Where did we land on clone fucking
raakuy0: Ahm...read bonfire again
Mr_Horrible: so he's gotta save the vanguard and also take 2
l0gin4me: Please reread Bonfire
r10pez10: oh yeah bonfire good
nan_de_mo_nai: what a horrifying card huh
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig that doesn't mean he couldn't make some mean pruno. or that Ian wouldn't be a little adventurous
e_bloc: Chats smart again
Diabore: that changes things
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Mr_Horrible: it's kind of a pisser off the top
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Yes, but Ian wouldn't pay actual money for that
Mr_Horrible:

geckoinasuit: bonfire do be damned
Sorator13: o7
Mythdom: Did Cam also get an elemental from the bonfire?
LRRbot: Hero of Oxid Ridge [2RR] | Creature — Human Knight [4/2] | Haste / Battle cry / Whenever this creature attacks, creatures with power 1 or less can't block this turn.
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Sorator13: oof
GedankenPalast_: aww yea
Mr_Horrible:

Diabore: oh james super dead
RustZenith: hide the rum before adam finds the spirits
maywecomein: sweet answer to the spirits
nan_de_mo_nai: that's a certified vroom
Thefluffiestguineapig: Proceed to beep beep step
Mr_Horrible: wrong podcast
Sorator13: was it off ZZ Top?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Luckily not sensei's divining
RockPusher: She always did enjoy a good squeeze
e_bloc: Yeah you just time us out
Mr_Horrible: you have *EXPLICITLY* told me that!
Kentosaurus: got 'em
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES YOU DO
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fcloud: Narrator: he definitely does
Sorator13: that's not true, Adam, you tell us when we're wrong OFTEN
kat2kool: ….. adam
Lobo_Apache: A stupid joke would be perfect place for this chat though
Mr_Horrible: chat I'm being gaslit
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible you know what you did
Sorator13: you're literally doing it RIGHT NOW
Mr_Horrible: no word yet on the gatekeeping or girlbossing
r10pez10: me at the party
geckoinasuit: bonfire of the dayum
e_bloc: Wants to make prison wine but cant hold his spirits smdh
Capriox_42: we can tell you how to live but we know you won’t listen :þ
imat156: 1-sided? That's how I like my games of MtG. I play Blue.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible You constantly are, this is why clips are so important. Evidence!
Diabore: thats too much on tokens
e_bloc: Cad?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @imat156 Eh, I enjoy them having the illusion it isn't. I play UB
IsSecretlyPaul: I simply commissioned a friend to have good art of it
RockPusher: Adam did say he hasn't seen most of Bond, so I would be down for an Adam's opinions on a Bond watch-through podcast
imat156: Ooo, also fun
Kaerose: i did fairly recently, buy a goblin shaman token for fable of the mirror breaker
Mr_Horrible: a scrap of notebook paper in the sleeve
Purestorm_: I mean, when you're making a period-correct cube, I guess it's a fair investment
rensti14: where’s secret lair tokens?
SpleenLord: What round are we on?
goombalax: I have all of the official food tokens except for the lasagna
r10pez10: james current project is a drinkable toilet
Bacon_Trail: it's a business expense
ElementalAlchemist: it's called a salary
LurkerSpine: James's next cube: He commissions all his artist friends to make all the tokens
imat156: @Thefluffiestguineapig I enjoy playing a 1-sided game and making them feel bad for complaining about it. I play WB
@LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
@LRRbot: Hero of Oxid Ridge [2RR] | Creature — Human Knight [4/2] | Haste / Battle cry / Whenever this creature attacks, creatures with power 1 or less can't block this turn.
itira: thats really smart James
fcloud: The 100% skim, classic
Mr_Horrible: "Pay to the order of One James Turner"
Mr_Bitterness: James needs to foil out this cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: @imat156 Ah, the unfun version of WB
baneless27: whole skim
geckoinasuit: ah there is no longer a top
offbeatwitch: whole milk is actually only like 4% milkfat
Mr_Horrible: *turns to the mirror; is bald*
Diabore: yeaaaah
e_bloc: Somehow it's a 125% skim
Sorator13: definitely misheard that as "boil" and thought James was giving a serious answer for why he didn't want to boil his magic cards
Diabore: card reader has a tough time with foils sometimes too
rensti14: foils are overrated.
Purestorm_: Honestly, these days the only foils I like are the old border foils
Diabore: old foils were so much better
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Kaerose Ouch, that's like unglued squirrel token money.
baneless27: ult art foils......
offbeatwitch: i own a foil alt-art blood petal celebrant that looks like dogshit it's great
geckoinasuit: foils are lowkey overrated but some foils are really damn good
JoplinCW: the etched damn and profane tutor look gorgeous
forshamesir: Old border split foils look incredible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rensti14 If I could have foil versions I would have to think hard because I might want non-foily alt art versions of some Last Airbender cards
UtilityPunk:
They take one in bling for Twitch chat 
GedankenPalast_: Not only on camera...I have anti glare sleeves because I can't see shit with light glare. Eye stuff
Diabore: yeah and hazoret the pervert
NorthstarTex: The pringle foils are egregious
BrowneePointz: I love Invocations
Jezus38: some that have the limited foiling is great. too much is just a mirror that curves on you
forshamesir: OG Fire//Ice, incredible
BrowneePointz: the Piss Foils suck though
imat156: @Thefluffiestguineapig I actually don't like 1-sided games, they make me feel bad about winning because I have issues with competition. I play exclusively all vs the Theros Hydra/Minotaur packs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are so hard to read
r10pez10: bark actual
Dr_fragenstien: now we're here and it turns out it didn't matter. What a surprise
TehAmelie: in my experience, collectibles are not nearly as fungible as money when you get to trying to spend
RustZenith: honestly, I do like foils, but im leaning to get more white border cards over foils if given the chance
r10pez10: gamer-angry
geckoinasuit: white borders drive me insane idk why
Dr_fragenstien: to be fair full art cryptic command was a mistake
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
r10pez10: nerds? against change?
LurkerSpine: Eh, the Amonkhet stuff just looked bad imo
Mr_Horrible: I think it was mostly they were not as easily readable as the BFZ Expeditions
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
e_bloc: I opened a katara the fearless full art text less and it's gorgeous
Mythdom: Hey this board looks familiar
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 For real, the only reason I don't like it is I can't read it
Mr_Horrible: the aesthetic was fine, and some of the artwork was particularly choice, even
geckoinasuit: classic borders in general drive me insane, so i have to try to find everything modern bordered and all my borders have to match
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Thefluffiestguineapig: My eyes are terrible so a lot of this is me "I can't read your cards and I need to ask you to pick it up to remind myself what it does"
geckoinasuit: I want a cam cube actually omg
Mr_Horrible: wait this tourney is for cube naming rights?
Alexjamesrook: Does Cameron have enough Saddleback Lagacs to make a cube?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Currently that is the joke yes
GasCityGaming: @Mr_Horrible and a cookie!@
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
Mr_Horrible: hot diggity
Ukon_Cairns: i remember the reveal of the amonkhet invocations and i thought "oh, thats maelstrom pulse, odd that they didnt print the name on the card" which is unfortunate when they did in fact print the name on the card
BorgarWithAShotgun: the CamCube? How many cameras in there?
TehAmelie: by the way what is the concept of this cube? Dr James?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The cookie is an actual prize (apparently from a good local bakery?)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Things he liked
TehAmelie: cubes gotta have a concept right
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm sad so many awesome Magic alternate arts come only in foil.
shendaras:
Judge and Mayor? 
rensti14: a good cookie is a great prize.
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
RockPusher: Make the name a legacy thing so eventually you get something like: Graham's Cameron's Serge's Cameron's James's Cube by Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: nostagia for early-to-mid 2010's Magic
imat156: Honestly I've seen James' faves, and I trust him with a "cube of my faves"
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
raulghoulia: being judgmental is different than being a judge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Oh I would love an obnoxious embroidery
BudgetJim:

Bacon_Trail: is that a foil guttersnipe
stippledotter: When I draft everyone knows when I get foil because suddenly I can't see
hd_dabnado: great foiling
Mr_Horrible: actually I guess it's more late 00's to mid 10's
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
GedankenPalast_: goil futtersnipe
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia The best judges are not!
rensti14: more gifted subs, yay!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler challenged chat
LRRbot: Banisher Priest [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
TehAmelie: is someone keeping track of the score so we can party hard when we hit the cap?
@LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 dama…
@LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@OVER-KiLL: Textless invocations
@LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
@LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
@LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
@LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
@LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@LRRbot: Banisher Priest [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Svengineer: is there a meaningful different between a minimum-size cube where all cards get drafted in a full pod vs just a set of duel decks?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie (Do you want to know how far from the cap we are?)
highlyeducated0wl: have we hit the cap yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @highlyeducated0wl No
TehAmelie: i think like 200 subs?
hd_dabnado: you dont always get the same cards
hd_dabnado: what
BrowneePointz: Cube is still modular
Mr_Horrible: a cube is more configurable than a suite of set decks
Veshnikard: big difference
Sorator13: @Svengineer The cards in a cube can be assembled into several different decks, not just a single configuration
r10pez10: drafting is skill testing too
Paranundrox: people will take different cards and play different color combinations etc
LurkerSpine: less than 3 hours worth of time needed to hit the cap
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this has you said 700+ cards James?
GedankenPalast_: 720
r10pez10: 720 big
Ukon_Cairns: if everyone drafts "the optimal" deck, its probably similar, but no one drafts that optimally
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: the draft order also won't be the same, even in a cube that uses everything in a pod
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Tony Hawk, I can't believe there's Neversoft devs working on the new "guitar hero"
johnnylongtorso: Tony Hawk's James's Cube
r10pez10: who's steve jobs
BrowneePointz: that gave me Old Gamer Flashbang seeing that name again
TehAmelie: some Tony Hawk Pro Skater games say Tony Hawk "invented" the 900
Mai_Andra: Tuah Hawk Pro Skater?
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz is... is that related to Tony Hawk?
nan_de_mo_nai: !cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ukon_Cairns Plus you can't draft "optimally" if someone next to you starts in similar colors to you, or someone across the table does
nan_de_mo_nai: anyone have the cube list
Sorator13: !decks
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LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
BrowneePointz: @Sorator13 Neversoft made the OG Tony Hawk games
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hd_dabnado: nasty
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz ahh
Diabore: tenner!
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GedankenPalast_: @TehAmelie Tony Hawk drafts 900 cube?
r10pez10: dang
TehAmelie: i assume
Strebenherz: dang
QuixoticScrivener: rare threaten goes burr
Shadowsoflife: @johnnylongtorso Tom clancy's Tony's Hawk's Jame's cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ Wouldn't that be a 920 or something? I forget what moves he has named after him since he's invented a bunch
Strebenherz: uhhhh
Lobo_Apache: zoooooom\
Mr_Horrible: "you ever see the end of Donny Darko?"
Sorator13: Adam saying what I was thinking
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slow zoom
LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
Mr_Horrible: 3/4, for the swifty
Desdae: Is a 3/4
Delmsh: 2 prowess triggers
Mr_Horrible: b/c expertise + slip
Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's the 900
GedankenPalast_: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just had a look, he did the 900
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey chat, I just tuned back in after a bit away. Are the other Round 1 matchups going on elsewhere right now, or will we see all of them on stream?
JmadReugimal: gg!
Shadowsoflife: gg
LRRbot: Captain of the Watch [4WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. / When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ Thanks and Shadowsoflife!
lamina5432: gg
TehAmelie: indeed, Tony Hawk was the first to discover you could spin that far on a skateboard
Mr_Horrible: Kari Zev's Expertise doing what it does best, ending a game
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Cameron cube seems interesting.
TheLadyMakai: gg
Mythdom: Token go wide so good
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Lunarch [XW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [0/0] | Mikaeus enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mikaeus. / {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Mikaeus: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
LRRbot: Silverblade Paladin [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have double strike.
Mr_Horrible: "Great cube, James. I invented it."
Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig Welcome
BrowneePointz: Adam needs to sneak an Aether Snap into the cube
RockPusher: No cookie for James
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
TheMerricat:
Hey the good thing is you own the cube so you can draft another deck later on! 
rensti14: I love nighthawk!
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
RockPusher: It was a good idea
rensti14: this cube rocks!
shendaras:

Mr_Horrible: now you get to kibbitz the rest of the games
klangaddin: did cam pick up a James cade by accident...the black card on board
ElementalAlchemist: take removal
VrolikSyndrome: Vampire Nighthawk, Night Elf Mohawk, kissing
DMGlol: I want to sit loose
klangaddin: cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam's James's Cube
RockPusher: Rotate the players!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @VrolikSyndrome big "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" vibe there
GedankenPalast_: Play the rotators!
Flamennight: *Rotates your players*
johnnylongtorso: Vampire Nighthawks is my favorite Edward Hopper painting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff GDI I nearly did a spit take reading that
@LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from …
@OVER-KiLL: Madona, Benihana, Sex Change, Christ Air
@LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
@LRRbot: Captain of the Watch [4WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. / When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier…
@LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Lunarch [XW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [0/0] | Mikaeus enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mikaeus. / {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Mikaeus: Pu…
@LRRbot: Silverblade Paladin [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have double strike.
@LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
@LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
@OVER-KiLL: Good Match
kat2kool: getting smooth in here
GedankenPalast_:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Cori getting tokens
Snowcookies: Love the sountrack for THe Missing Card
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: is there like a playlist of their Interstitial Music anywhere, links to places to buy the tracks, anything?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !BGC
LRRbot:
Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
GedankenPalast_: ^
emilevitt:

UxCryptic: I feel like I’m playing Persona right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff So that's some of it, but the Jazz is someone else
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you RockPusher for having that link handy!!
Juliamon: I need to make a command for Bradley at some point
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i figured there were BandCamps, thanks!
Th3Hypn0Toad: This song has P5 vibes. I like it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Or it could change to just a music command
RockPusher: I can't remember the name of this one off the top of my head
Juliamon: yeah, that's part of why it's "at some point"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: are BGC and Bradley Rains the only two whose music is used? Or is there stuff from other artists in the rotation to
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh absolutely
Juliamon: It's just them ThreeTwoOnePantsOff
Juliamon: (technically other artists via the Glory Days remixes tho)
Snowcookies: idk if the newer Friday Nights are on Bradley Rains' bandcamp
RockPusher: BGC stuff LRR has permission to use, the Bradley Rains tracks are LRR's commissions
Thefluffiestguineapig: Basically any of the jazz is Bradley Rains
RockPusher:

RockPusher: and then it moves into the theme remixes that aren't in the album link I posted
TheWooglie: Friday Night Subathon Paper Fight
ClodiumSoride: @RockPusher wow, that's huge
johnnylongtorso: Friday Afternoon Paper Brigadoon
baneless27: lets just go!
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Cruel Celebrant [WB] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: ]\\
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well one of my cats says hi
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: The most banal history
GedankenPalast_:
undying love 
johnnylongtorso: @LoadingReadyRun "let me tell you about banding"
@OVER-KiLL: sick bass solo tho
@LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
@LRRbot: Cruel Celebrant [WB] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni. / Sacrifice another creature: Y…
RockPusher: oh, good, I forgot the LRR theme remixes are in the BGC discography
LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig ]\\ right back
GedankenPalast_:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Meow! 
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig 
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
BrowneePointz: FUCK YEA
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
BrowneePointz: god that brings me back
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LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died this turn.
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Jezus38: history wheeling was also surprising
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun @GedankenPalast_ @RockPusher We shall see if she hops up and around again since it is within 45 minutes of their dinner time
EvilBadman: I found it in a promo pack
EvilBadman: or did you have one too james
GedankenPalast_:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I get it, I also feel peckish 
Bacon_Trail: it's in italics, so is it reminder text?
ALLxISxLOST:
Cool Ham 
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Nelly is in the actual Selesnya mechanic
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Thefluffiestguineapig: At least according to his deck title
Desdae: It doesn't tap
ALLxISxLOST: I missed the intro, what is the cube theme?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Ah,
moment because of the interactions
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ALLxISxLOST The theme is James.
LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
GedankenPalast_: Nelly plays Whide green
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Relative of Spiders Georg
offbeatwitch: call it "GW (Go Wide)"
Paranundrox: Green Wide Tokens
LurkerSpine: cmon damnation
fundins: @LurkerSpine rooting for damnation is immoral
LRRbot: Ajani, Caller of the Pride [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. / [−3]: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of turn. / [−8]: Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Paranundrox They are lucky it ends before the new Tarkir, or Bloomburrow because there is a set of artifacts one of which buffs all creatures of a certain color and one of which buffs all of a certain type that would just make Nelly's deck hit like a train
@OVER-KiLL: Cori got that Butcher then ay
@LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf …
@LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died…
@LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or mo…
@OVER-KiLL: Master if the Wild Hunt is kind of a perfect example of this cubes era
@LRRbot: Ajani, Caller of the Pride [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. / [−3]: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of tur…
GedankenPalast_:
Collar of the pride 
Th3Hypn0Toad: Did the Overrun make it into Nelly's deck?
itsZenegos: George-Knight, Nightwolf
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
Jezus38: @itsZenegos ye
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
ElementalAlchemist: kill or die?
GedankenPalast_: I ask that every monday...
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
Jezus38: @Th3Hypn0Toad pr rather, in his card pool. assume it is a boomer card for boomer players and goes in for the fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the nightmare card from a Selesnya deck
Th3Hypn0Toad: I showed you my Thalia, please respond
Thefluffiestguineapig: This Thalia
DMGlol: 67
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Th3Hypn0Toad Outside of this cube probably Glen Elendra's Answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: (I know the joke)
Th3Hypn0Toad: heh
IbunWest: Selesnya Game Objects
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IbunWest Selesnya to your face
omegamarkel: hey everyone whats up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omegamarkel Nelson's token count
omegamarkel: lol
UtilityPunk: PuzzleQuest! What a fun Bejeweled variant
Thefluffiestguineapig: The tokens were so numerous it overwhelmed Cori's mic
ALLxISxLOST: You know, I'll go days, weeks, maybe months of not playing MTG and then I'll watch LRR play and suddenly get serious fomo
RockPusher: "Can you eat the bats?" "They taste like chicken!"
Jezus38: @ALLxISxLOST there's a card for that
ALLxISxLOST:

forshamesir: Thraben so good they got a sequel
powerflapjack: it's had like 3 functional reprints
johnnylongtorso: I pull up Arena once every six months or so and remind myself why I play Star Wars Unlimited
FlameFighterSRG: Haven't Magic'd in a few years. It has been nice.
mtvcdm: Getting to be a few hours from cap here
Micalovits: We have to be pretty close to the cap
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 hours (ish) to end of LRL
powerflapjack: we're like 5 hours iirc
EvilBadman: It's subtember, too!
CAKHost: Cap? There's Caps?!
ElementalAlchemist: pizza!
CAKHost: \o/
ElementalAlchemist: mmm, ice cream
CAKHost: I CREME
mtvcdm: Just, sub until a pizza emote shows up on the timer, you'll know then
Th3Hypn0Toad: Dunk tank of pizza of ice cream?!
omegamarkel: dunk tank!
phoenixfeather14:

exeJayce: omg
CAKHost: Huh
thraximore: james saying "dunk-" made me excited for donkey
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Diabore: who won game 1? i missed the end
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Th3Hypn0Toad: that's a lot of ice cream!
Micalovits: Nelson did
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Diabore Cameron
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Thefluffiestguineapig: PAUL IS THE GOAT
omdorastrix: Is the icon a tank being dunked in coffee?
CAKHost:
So what you are saying is, give you more money so you can have your last hours of Summer Fun 
Capriox_42: dunk tank sounds like delightful time
@LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or mo…
@LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
@OVER-KiLL: "George Night, Nightwolf" is a dope comic book tho
@LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
@OVER-KiLL: 🍕🍨🍋
youcantlistentobuttons: BOTH
Thefluffiestguineapig: 32wef
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
dagoth__ur_: which sub badge
Micalovits: I like my bit badge - it matches my name colour
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, kitty decided more things were needed to be communicated
A_NO0B: This eras mulligan rule was scry 1 right?
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
johnnylongtorso: the blartist
korvys: I want to meet the person who gets the sub badge, but not the watch badge
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @A_NO0B scry happened during this era I think
mistborn_wit: Nice
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
TheHipMathGeek: Nelson’s hungry… he needs a muffin!
mistborn_wit:

LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheHipMathGeek Or a cookie! The one who wins this gets a cookie (James got one for that purpose)
Mythdom: Fear the George
thraximore: young Liliana beating up precinct captain- a trained soldier- is kinda funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fear the power of Spiders Georg
LRRbot: Sanctum Seeker [2BB] | Creature — Vampire Knight [3/4] | Whenever a Vampire you control attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
dagoth__ur_: hes just a little guy
FlameFighterSRG: Take that 0!
Jezus38: 900 IQ play
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dagoth__ur_ Spiders Georg is indeed a little guy
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori's face would also be my face
Mr_Horrible:
you'd think you see an Artist in the Red Zone more often 
itsZenegos: attack for 0 is one of my favorite things to say in magic
Krillin_fan: giant oyster
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, there would be 2 paragraphs
LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died this turn.
LurkerSpine: does george tick?
LRRbot: Spear of Heliod [1WW] | Legendary Enchantment Artifact | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {1}{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.
GedankenPalast_: @LurkerSpine any spell by any player
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsZenegos I enjoy saying "blue player check" and hearing "it resolves" then watching them realize
RayFK: Missed Skirsdag
Jezus38: I didn't see Nelly get the spear. what a fun card
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 It was first pick out of the pack that also had the Mindsculptor
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig I didn't see that either. Must've been looking at Cam's picks at the time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Increment Spiders Georg (now i'm just thinking about Spiders Man in some of the more horrifying comics)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Nelson's pack was HIGH SCOVILE
johnnylongtorso: drain me baby one more time
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LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
@LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
@LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
@LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretic…
@OVER-KiLL: OG Flip Walkers
@LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Sanctum Seeker [2BB] | Creature — Vampire Knight [3/4] | Whenever a Vampire you control attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf …
@LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died…
@LRRbot: Spear of Heliod [1WW] | Legendary Enchantment Artifact | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {1}{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.
@LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
@OVER-KiLL: George Night, Nightwolf, has been assembled
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm allergic. good thing I was looking away
WordAnotherWord: @NornsFelidar Thanks for the gift sub!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 3 Planeswalkers, plus Mullgrotha I think?
Dog_of_Myth:

NornsFelidar: Happy Friday folks
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Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig I saw the mulldrotha when Cam was looking through it. Had to wonder who passed her.
Cptasparagus: the hedgehog?
jets0n_: Thanks norns for the gifted
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Apparently that pack was just maximum value
LRRbot: Massacre Wurm [3BBB] | Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/5] | When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: UGH
Jezus38: Amen to that James. one of the better reasons online clients are nice
GedankenPalast_: what lovely smile
Thefluffiestguineapig: This thing has utterly destroyed me
AWGibson: Wurm was in hand both games with 5 mana
Redbassist:

fundins:
the wurm wouldn't even do a thing on this board 
baneless27: TO sick
morteica: The easy to read boardstate is definitely appreciated
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah. i need to rewind or wait for the vod to recheck it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Playing UB faeries Massacre Wurm if I don't deal with it goes NOMNOM
Jezus38: time to start the right side of the braacket
Capriox_42: someone should add that too sick line to quote library
SodiumFox: this song goes hard and I love it
r10pez10: one million dollars?
ClodiumSoride: we're capped!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fundins So what you do with it (ideally) is wurm 2nd main
stippledotter: I blinked and we hit cap!
Thefluffiestguineapig: PIZZA GET
Dog_of_Myth:

EvilBadman: @r10pez10 ancient remix from db
saintguard: 235 pizzas for LRR!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, the cap reached, we have reached pizza on the overlay
RockPusher: Buy these clowns some pizza!
stippledotter:

ElementalAlchemist: pizza!
Capriox_42: theres some bangers and bops in the song for the brb screen
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we hit cap, and pizza is the first stretch goal
Jezus38: capped
bruno_jpg: Thanks norns for the gifted
Thefluffiestguineapig: If we get pizza it will be replaced by i cream
ElementalAlchemist: is the cap supposed to be at like :15 past the hour (so I guess 6:15 Pacific)?
ClockTamer: for a sec this song sounded like the Bionicle Heroes soundtrack
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then if we get ice cream, some kind of dunk tank????
eshplode: Hmm, I'd like to gift more subs, but I could spend that money on a pizze for myself
Redbassist:
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LoadingReadyRun: one sec
@LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Massacre Wurm [3BBB] | Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/5] | When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that…
@OVER-KiLL: Good Fight!
@harolddorn4279: How high does the pizza count have to go?
@OVER-KiLL: this music is right for the Matchup
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ClockTamer Another Bionicles enjoyer? Man I miss those, LEGO made a mistake stopping the production of those
ClodiumSoride: ah, guess it wasn't quite capped yet.
stippledotter:

ElementalAlchemist: I was gonna say (well, guess I did say), that's a weird cap
EvilBadman: grats on dice win wheeler
RockPusher:

fundins: teasing with the cap
Spades_Slicc: Is "Killers from space" from 2025's subathon the movie "her brain was completely smooth" came from?
themercenary1987: At this point just let Serge chjose who goes first as he'll never beat wheeler in throwing bones
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElementalAlchemist Yeah, people kept saying "look at the thing for the cap" so I thought my math must have been wrong
emilevitt: bring back bionicles
emilevitt:
i want my funky little guys!
r10pez10: if a cube has six sides why are there eight rounds. checkmate
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc I think it was the prior one
EvilBadman: @Spades_Slicc Horror Express
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ContingentCat: This music is nice
Boomyakalolo: question any one want to see the clube list?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emilevitt And my funky bigger guys! The borok-kal were so cool!
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon @EvilBadman thank you
fundins: @themercenary1987 wouldn't t change a thing, he chooses wheeler out of habit anyway
RockPusher: Grandma Pepperoni is a good track
phoenixfeather14:

omegamarkel: thanks @NornsFelidar
RockPusher:
Gagic the Mathering! 
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: Serge i was rooting for Snerge last night
ElementalAlchemist: Whichard Garfield?
GedankenPalast_: Togethaaa
Micalovits: TOGETHAA
IbunWest: @ElementalAlchemist Thatchard Garfield
stippledotter: @Thefluffiestguineapig Did it trigger an hour early (or two? Time zone math is rough)?
BeefcakeEmperor: Jokers to the right?
realbadatthis_: toss a coin to your whicard?
johnnylongtorso: adorkable?
RockPusher:

stippledotter: @BeefcakeEmperor And here is is, stuck in the middle with Cube
Dog_of_Myth:

Mythdom: As is tradition
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
nymistrya: That should really just be a free Time Walk
ElementalAlchemist: bop it!
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bolt the bird!
Diabore: hang on... is wheeler opening the door?
IbunWest: one away from domain already
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
r10pez10: door is in this?
stippledotter: This makes 7th door
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Which card?
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun:
sorry for the subathon counter confusion. We just hit *last year's* cap, which means we are <2hrs from this year's cap 
omegamarkel: this is good magic
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When this creature enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
IbunWest: Serge just can't stop making game objects
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Get planted!
fundins: this chrysalis looks weird
powerflapjack: serge, none of these are food tokens
Cptasparagus: Maurice
RockPusher: Paul, is the time mean't to be offset from the clock hour?
Cptasparagus: M'aurice*
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LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
GedankenPalast_: ouhhh
powerflapjack: HOOFA
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun lol
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I think it is because there is a minute and change on there? Maybe?
Mr_Bitterness:

flyman347: lmao
LRRbot: Baneslayer Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
Strebenherz:
@LoadingReadyRun 
Paranundrox: gorgeous art
Spades_Slicc: I would have complemented the joke but it sent me into a flashback montage
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
Mr_Horrible: "Turns out, I'm also HR" - Paul, investigating himself
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.
LoadingReadyRun: @RockPusher offset?
flyman347: weezer in the air
johnnylongtorso: this has been a lot of work to do 2 damage to Wheeler
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
ElementalAlchemist: I remember that Crapshot
stippledotter: My coworker is actively watching Supernatural for the first time, and I keep walking into the office while they're describing something wild and I have to play the game Supernatural or The Public
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RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig is right in that my brain got confuddled by treating it as a countdown to a specific point rather than banked time
LRRbot: Nylea, God of the Hunt [3G] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/6] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to green is less than five, Nylea isn't a creature. / Other creatures you control have trample. / {3}{G}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
SirIcehawk: @stippledotter oh that's hillarious.
ALLxISxLOST: So, totally related to magic, 100% true, Does Ben Ulmer play Pokemon Champions?
Paranundrox: I spy a XBUG card there
GedankenPalast_: Baby Wario
RockPusher: It's all good Paul, just my brain not braining correctly
r10pez10: !patreon
Jezus38: Serge put down the gun
WriterRaven: One of my best friends is at Worlds right now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Don't worry, this is all very hard to do on the fly and I'm mostly doing it manually as trial by fire for vet med.
Paranundrox: Settle the Wreckage time
LRRbot: Commence the Endgame [4UU] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Xenguin47: That means y'all added 28hrs in 24hrs
BrowneePointz: @WriterRaven Pokemon Worlds?
Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOOHHHHH
ALLxISxLOST: TBF like 20 minutes ago I commented watching LRR play magic gives me FOMO of playing magic
Spades_Slicc: totally related to magic, 100% true, does Ben Ulmer play cribbage?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I never got this to do what I wanted it to, but Wheeler probably can
LoadingReadyRun:
@Xenguin47 seems fine to me 
WriterRaven: @BrowneePointz yeh, she's big in the Pokémon Go PvP scene.
RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig brains are endlessly fascinating and frustrating when they go awry
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alexjamesrook: Does Ben play Magic?
Svengineer: Ben what's your favorite mind game to paly?
nan_de_mo_nai: what the hell is wheeler's deck
Tommadness: unrelated to magic, does Ben play Kingdom Hearts 2 Randomizer
r10pez10: does ben play games with my heart, my heart, my heart
forshamesir: Commence the Endgame, great for the Control mirror
gnomebot1: my granpa once got a perfect cribbage hand.
Paranundrox: @Tommadness lmao
GedankenPalast_:
@r10pez10 
LRRbot: Door to Nothingness [5] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player loses the game.
Dog_of_Myth: DOOR
nan_de_mo_nai: DOOR.
Kentosaurus: oh baby
GedankenPalast_: DOOR
Cptasparagus: totally related to magic, does Ben Ulmer play games with my heart?
powerflapjack: D O O R
Tommadness: the DOOR
saintguard: DOOR
Strebenherz: DOOOR
ElementalAlchemist: oh yes, the door!
Spades_Slicc: Ben, do you play THE GAME (you lose btw)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher This is why learning to be better at communication is so important as someone high scovil neurospicy people get really weirded out
SirIcehawk: da door
kragmabutch: seeing the door in a card shop as a kid blew my mind
RockPusher: Knock knock open up the door!
LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Door!?!?
IbunWest: rec sage please
IbunWest: tragic
kragmabutch: i once got killed with my own door against my friend's sen triplets deck, coolest thing to ever happen to me
IaCthulhuFthagn: So, totally related to magic, 100% true, Does Ben Ulmer play a spicy deck in this draft?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I would rather go to nothingness than Phyrexia I'll be so real
LRRbot: Sylvan Ranger [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout Ranger [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
abbienli: no one on EARTH could make it FLOOR
Paranundrox: so Wheeler needs a Black, Green or Red land?
nymistrya: This is the best knock knock joke ever
BrowneePointz: @WriterRaven They just banned a well known competitor at Worlds for letting someone with disabilities join them in the Poke Center line to accommodate them
Tommadness: Ben Wheezler
EvilBadman: Ben have you ever played KH2 and located Xehanort Report 6
fundins: @Paranundrox yes
Kentosaurus: Rivers Cuomo?
WokenClick: Rivers Cuomo?
silent_sol: Does wheller play serge?
Bacon_Trail: Is Wheeler a Rivers Cuomo fan?
youcantlistentobuttons: Wheeler, do you play Weezer?
Krillin_fan: Related to Magic, Ben what do you think about the new WoW Patch?
r10pez10: korean fried chicken today, king?
BrowneePointz: Nylea, She who Never got Reach, and I think now is Dead
thatguysteve2709: Who is the premier lands pilot of this format
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Th3Hypn0Toad: Question for Serge and Wheeler: What is your least favorite game that Ben plays?
SirIcehawk: If a deck gets shuffled in the forest, and a tree falls, do you get a free mulligan?
RockPusher: Serge Mange Du Poulet
Paranundrox: A graveyard even
Desdae: From A graveyard
ALLxISxLOST: If Ben & Ben HAD to coach someone through a playthrough of a game of pokemon, maybe a nuzlocke, who would you want the player to be?
powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz we do need to go back to theros to see if all 5 mono gods died
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Th3Hypn0Toad Trick question; You didn't specify MtG
itira:
funny to me that earlier Adam was asking out of left field 'would you rather questions' and no one said 'uh Adam, this is a magic stream' 
Xenguin47: I hate this for you, too, Serge
nan_de_mo_nai: how do you ever beat a baneslayer
Bengineering: Alright chat im In here
BrowneePointz: @powerflapjack Oh ye. Only ones we know survived are Kruphix Klothys and Ephara
Th3Hypn0Toad: @Thefluffiestguineapig Saw the line!
WriterRaven: Meowdy!
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
Mythdom: Hi Ben
Sorator13: @Bengineering hey, wait, is this legal?
r10pez10: inb4 he gets told off by the table for being on his phone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira Yeah, why would anyone do that, that is just absolutely Adam's thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Ben!
Xenguin47: @LoadingReadyRun I mean... not saying that it was a *problem*... I was mostly impressed with everybody!
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.
drcthulu: the door!
Paranundrox: Red source also live
eshplode:

nan_de_mo_nai: this is the most me deck i have ever seen drafted
Strebenherz:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 So some things happened: Heather beat Grim with base nail and no movement upgrades and no charms during the Arhipelago yesterday on try 2, the Summertime Slammertime, and Wheeler challenged chat
Dog_of_Myth:

GedankenPalast_: \[]/
Thefluffiestguineapig:

r10pez10: god's perfect deck wtf
LRRbot: Approach of the Second Sun [6W] | Sorcery | If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
r10pez10: settle the wreckage
Thefluffiestguineapig: m'scooze
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 That's a good call
ALLxISxLOST:
Cool Ham 
Xenguin47:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Daaaaang... go Heather! And I saw a bit of Wheeler challenging chat... never a good idea.
I shall feast well on the VODs
theamc2000: hope there is a villainous wealth being cast for like 4 next turn
@OVER-KiLL: and a hard turn into smooth jazz tho 🤣
@OVER-KiLL: \(´O`)/
@LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
@LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@OVER-KiLL: already down 1 before the match starts
@LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life …
@LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
@LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When this creature enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
@LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
@OVER-KiLL: WOW
@OVER-KiLL: VERY strong back and forth here
@OVER-KiLL: is Better Than All
@OVER-KiLL: 🇨🇵👶🏻
@OVER-KiLL: 🚪🌀
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 Heather is genuinely fucking amazing at games. She has a full HK and Silksong playthrough on her home stream and I learned things I didn't know were possible to do
Lawblades: 67
PhoenixMelior: We dont deserve heather
Lawblades: 67 X2 sheesh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior Correct
omegamarkel:

fcloud: i didnt know heather was a god gamer, but this subathon has taught me
LRRbot: Thrun, the Last Troll [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / Hexproof / {1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun.
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud Oh Heather is one of The Best people at video games I've ever seen, not a joke
Diabore: settle?
nan_de_mo_nai: what did he mean by this
Jezus38: please be a fog
Thefluffiestguineapig:

theamc2000: settle the wreckage
Val_TheRainbowFang: I'm guessing Teferi's protection
Desdae: Rift?
powerflapjack: settle the wreckage baybee
cosarprime: is it rift?
Micalovits: Shhh chat!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Settle
CocoaMix86: yay watch badge
Xenguin47:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I mean... my preferred difficulty level for games like SIlksong is "watch other people". 
Paranundrox: least telegraphed Settle the Wreckage
YeOldeMark: Settle or fog?
Stormgod519: Settle
SirIcehawk: omg lol
Stormgod519: oh it is rift
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
GedankenPalast_: the rift!
earthmoververa: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Oooof
nan_de_mo_nai: that's challenging.
flyman347: woah mama
TheLadyMakai: rofl
Mr_Bitterness: I figured it was Evacuation
powerflapjack: hachi machi
Kentosaurus: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 Her and Adam are the two highest skill level gamers I've ever seen
Stormgod519: *curb your enthusiasm starts playing*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Overloaded cyclonic rift
LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target. / [−X]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [−10]: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
earthmoververa: scary pair of decks huh
GedankenPalast_: Eugen!
EthirealPlayer: this is game one, eh?
TheLadyMakai: Eugiene!
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOO
cosarprime: oh wow
Dalrint: What did the overload do I couldn't read it
SirIcehawk: Somehow Ugin returned.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dalrint Wipe
Dog_of_Myth: Eugene
GedankenPalast_: @Dalrint bounce all nonlands you don't controll
Dog_of_Myth: Love that dragon
Strebenherz: @Dalrint bounces EVERYTHING to hand if overloaded
itsZenegos: this is just Haymaker after Haymaker
r10pez10: i don't think i've ever seen door go off
Paranundrox: I think you could have deployed 5 damage via Thrun etc yeah
Jezus38:
d.
.r?
Paranundrox: and then Ugin for the extra 3 face
Kentosaurus: door looks online
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least it is this Ugin
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: an honest door?
Stormgod519: EUGENE!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm about to be so real
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
theamc2000: ty for splitting the mana wheeler to see the door mana
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go Wheeler
LRRbot: Thrun, the Last Troll [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / Hexproof / {1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun.
GedankenPalast_: the door!
Stormgod519: DOOR
omegamarkel: wooooot
LRRbot: Door to Nothingness [5] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player loses the game.
flyman347: the door!
Paranundrox: Target?
Dog_of_Myth:

Mythdom: Love a door win
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEEESSSSS
nymistrya: "Can you hear me knockin?!"
powerflapjack: D O O R
Strebenherz: damn xD
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mithrealized: Knock knock! Who's there? THE DOOR
klangaddin: could serge have removed the door with ugin?
r10pez10: all it took was two boardwipes and two lifegain spells
Mr_Bitterness: A critical seventh door has hit the stream
EvilBadman: Door and Second Sun of oof
SquareDotCube: Door MVP this Subathon
r10pez10: nah, door is colourless
Jmag00: Wait, couldn't serge have -X the Ugin.
Kentosaurus: what is this Door Games from the summer slam?
klangaddin: ahhh, thx
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Diabore: did you not take a spell pierce ben?
A_NO0B: time for big naturalize?
fundins: @Jmag00 door is colorless
Micalovits: Do you have spell Snare ben?
Jmag00: Got it got it
BrowneePointz: HAHAHAHA
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 That Ugin was big sweat inducing.
Diabore: hang on
Jmag00: Missed the colorless
Stormgod519: Exiles permanents that have one or more colors
Jmag00: Thx!
sneakhole: someone paint that door
letsbelgo: ehd player spotted
Alex_Frostfire: Artifacts only frequently don't have colors these days.
Veshnikard: it was a legal action that could be taken
GedankenPalast_: ouh noooo!!!!
SirIcehawk: uhoh
EvilBadman: bwaha
Stormgod519: ruh roh
arachnid654: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, having had my ENTIRE BOARD TAKEN OUT BY THAT if you have a flicker effect
itira: womp womp
eshplode: Ben's deck got chaos warped
dagoth__ur_: rip
omegamarkel: show that deck the door
Morrigan9: check the replay! lol
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: "We're too commander brained" literally me every day
ContingentCat: Wasn't meant to Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Guess what isn't exempt from Ugin? LANDS
r10pez10: when the servers take your food when you're in the toilet
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Jezus38: someone wants to got o denny's early
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature. It's still a land. It can't be blocked this turn.
realbadatthis_: the old poop and soup
Paranundrox: me in Amsterdam at every meal
Jmonkey49: Butters?
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
wierdo_of_OZ: show me the door!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Why would you need to go to the bathroom if you haven't filled yourself with the food and drink yet?
Bacon_Trail: how has drinking from the toilet come up twice during cube game play today?
LaskoReadsComics: Whats the command for the cube list?
Mr_Horrible: wait, hovermyr's in the cube?
EvilBadman: @Bacon_Trail Yeah it should be like 10 times that
LRRbot: Boon Satyr [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Satyr [4/2] | Flash / Bestow {3}{G}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.
Stormgod519: oh boy
Mr_Horrible: 4/3 flier attacking on 3 seems pretty good
Sorator13: !card gavony township
LRRbot: Gavony Township | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Paranundrox: you don't have the mana to activate
mastershake29x: !deck
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
Mr_Horrible: oh right, the bestow is 5
Stormgod519: danger noodle
arachnid654: green doom blade!
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
r10pez10: is that snake pogging
wierdo_of_OZ: no it's going baaaaaah
fcloud: you've never seen a Pogsnake in its natural habitat?
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
Mr_Horrible: good bit
arachnid654: [Everyone Liked that]
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Paranundrox: setting up for the Miracle Terminus
TheWooglie: Serge there's over 1000 people watching
Jezus38: serge's deck decided he wants a better way to close the game this time
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
r10pez10: why is four scared of five
Stormgod519: I love that set lol
r10pez10: because five "six seven"d
Mr_Horrible: I'm beginning to understand why Wheeler said "I need to stop taking land"
ContingentCat: @TheWooglie That's why it doesn't seem
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
wierdo_of_OZ: well he's got all his colors
Paranundrox: that hand really wants a Jace
Ferisar: whatarethesebirdsdoinghere
Mr_Horrible: Polly want blood, AWK! AWK!
youcantlistentobuttons: She reminds me of the babe
LRRbot: Commence the Endgame [4UU] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Stormgod519: oh boy
arachnid654: fetch damage
wierdo_of_OZ: one of my favourite cards of all time
arachnid654: thanks ben
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Sylvan Ranger [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout Ranger [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Paranundrox: #value
Mr_Horrible: real Value Town kinda draw
coraldayton: @LoadingReadyRun So totally jealous that you guys play cubes on the regular basis. When I lived in Phoenix, AZ there was a weekly cube group that went to a store to draft a different cube every week. I built a Legacy cube based off of the old MTGO Legacy Cube, but aft er I moved I can't get anybody in my town to draft it D:
Kentosaurus: that deferred shuffling efficiency
Mr_Horrible: not OG rav?
LaskoReadsComics: @Mr_Horrible outside the cube's time period
Stormgod519: aight chat, im off to dance, cya later
Mr_Horrible: @LaskoReadsComics ah, true
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Have fun!
GedankenPalast_: @Stormgod519 HAve fun! Don't break a leg.
Mr_Horrible:
clearly just get the BFZ expedition instead 
TheWooglie: does he have a red doom blade?
Paranundrox: he has the GB Doom Blade
Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 do it like no one's watching
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
Stormgod519: @Mr_Horrible its line dancing. how do I do that?
Stormgod519: @GedankenPalast_ @Thefluffiestguineapig ty friens
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
Paranundrox: haha
GreatGodOm: @NornsFelidar Thanks for the gift sub!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mr_Horrible Like they've never danced before.
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When this creature enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
LRRbot: Thrun, the Last Troll [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / Hexproof / {1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun.
ghizmou: I hate having to respect a 2/2
Sorator13: !card terminus
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
LRRbot: Thrashing Brontodon [1GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi chat, hi dr's @LoadingReadyRun ! What kinda cube did they draft?
GedankenPalast_: Uhhh, good dino
Mr_Bitterness: Thrashy B!
Dog_of_Myth: Good old Thrashy B
LRRbot: Temporal Mastery [5UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Mastery. / Miracle {1}{U}
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Jezus38: why was in the board and not on it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth James's!
niccus: what a cromulent dinosaur
Paranundrox: hmmm
theamc2000: good explore
bammayhem: @thedepthandbreadthofseth James’s cube
Mythdom: Love a 7 mana explore
powerflapjack: @bammayhem (By Wheeler)
IaCthulhuFthagn: Door mana?
Sorator13:

Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
GedankenPalast_:

Paranundrox: pretty good hit
nan_de_mo_nai:

thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, the "early 2010's" cube>
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ?
Mr_Horrible: huh, somehow never clocked that the original art for the shocklands were all Rob Alexander
lamina5432: oof
Kentosaurus: let's go
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
lamina5432: the timer starts
GedankenPalast_: @thedepthandbreadthofseth M10 till war of the sparks, yes
IbunWest: as it turns out he can, in fact, keep getting away with it
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when this creature dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
Alex_Frostfire: Alternate wincons deck?
LRRbot: Dragonlord Silumgar [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [3/5] | Flying, deathtouch / When Dragonlord Silumgar enters, gain control of target creature or planeswalker for as long as you control Dragonlord Silumgar.
GedankenPalast_: uff
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
AlchemistSavant: stinky boy
Mr_Horrible: Ursula?
Mr_Horrible: is that you?
MegaDosX: Serge has lost his voice
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature. It's still a land. It can't be blocked this turn.
dagoth__ur_: lol
Th3Hypn0Toad: Body language!
GedankenPalast_: Voice of reSergence
Mr_Horrible: known Sea Witch, Benjamin "Underscore" Wheeler
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
resurgence? more like re-Yager-ence 
drcthulu: Wheeler doing his best Ursula impression while Serge is Ariel
Wharg_: Ursula Wheeler
LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
SoylentDoener: the serge must scream, but sadly, has no mouth anymore
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
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GedankenPalast_: huff
dagoth__ur_: very nice
GedankenPalast_: gg
Kentosaurus: fun
earthmoververa: crazy match
thraximore: door is SO sick
Mr_Horrible: !deck
Bacon_Trail: I can show you the dooooor
Dog_of_Myth: Doors keep winning this Subathon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Seeing the door go off was insane
Mushbie: to the tune of A Whole New World: I can show you the dooooor~
Delmsh: If we can find his deck
shendaras:

Th3Hypn0Toad: quick ben remake your deck!
CaptainChibale: what a comeback
NotCainNorAbel: as Ben tries to find his deck
arachnid654: Rip bens deck
A_NO0B: hopefully ben still has a deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: The let's nope yap game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_NO0B Yeah, hopefully
fundins: he's having cards in hand
GedankenPalast_:

Omthebox: Its the Podcast Brothers Battle
Mythdom: That sure is a choice
GedankenPalast_: Oi gov!
BusTed: indeeeed
ElementalAlchemist: lol
r10pez10: i didn't know wheeler was australian
AlchemistSavant: Oh, Ben found his deck, that's good!
jarnatan: Is that Evil Cloud, my favourite character from Super Smash Bros.?
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Awaiko: I think this is culturally insensitive ??
Dog_of_Myth:

thraximore:

ContingentCat: Ok but how long can you keep it going?
ElementalAlchemist: 'ello
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam' that's my response too
Spritz_T: wow, i feel old knowing who robin leach is
northern_ronin42: How many subs to get Wheeler to do that for an entire tourment. Bonus points if they're pro-players and never informed ahead of time.
Dalrint: @Awaiko You can't be culturally insensitive against the british.
mrcrashpandatw: Hi
Mr_Horrible: that makes him a national hero here in America
Desdae: Was a deck vworped
Mr_Horrible: our ancient foe, destroyed
BusTed: Lifetotals of the Rich and Famous
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed +2
Kentosaurus: no john carpenter today?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben muted?
thatguysteve2709: Adam new hypothetical: you get 1000 dollars a day but anytime you go anywhere you have a chance to run into your childhood " in person" crush who thinks you are following them?
LRRbot: Baral, Chief of Compliance [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Awaiko:
@Dalrint That was supposed to be British? Good grief 
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
Mr_Horrible: Jeskai *would* get a +5 on block overhead
LRRbot: Calcite Snapper [1UU] | Creature — Turtle [1/4] | Shroud / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
BusTed: big tort
Dr_fragenstien: I have never seen this card before
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Jezus38: ben died on turn 3
SodiumFox: OOF I missed Geist
Cptasparagus: all your things have shroud ben!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Geist 0.o
Mr_Horrible: Traft has hexproof, Baral just isn't a lowbie
Mr_Horrible:

UtilityPunk: Turtles: an underrated kindred theme
fundins: turtle geist
wholsometiger: Just got back, has Cameron's match happened yet?
Mr_Horrible: Cast Down: "Destroy target creature with a follower count less than 1000"
MegaDosX: Grixis makes more sense with that name
LRRbot: Palladium Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wholsometiger Yup, he Rakdos his way to victory!
Sorator13: Green Is Not A Creative Color
LRRbot: Reflector Mage [1WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.
wholsometiger: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nice!!!
MegaDosX: Holy shit
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
whoever it was in chat that paraphrased "A Whole New World," thank you for the interminable earworm... 
SodiumFox: holy crap Adam
Mr_Horrible: this is a "Not the face!" moment, I think
Mythdom: Adam is doing the best things
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 That's a deep cut for Don't Hug me I'm Scared
MegaDosX: Baral into Geist into Reflector Mage is filthy
SodiumFox: is he going to flicker the mage?
BrowneePointz: Famously Banned in Standard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Wonder why!
Mr_Horrible: it had shroud, they couldn't
Veshnikard: different philosophy back then
Jezus38: it should have. you can swap its power AND toughness
Simonark: Stanned in Bandard
LRRbot: Calcite Snapper [1UU] | Creature — Turtle [1/4] | Shroud / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: @Simonark Stan culture is out of control
MegaDosX: Ben I think you're in trouble
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Simonark The most banalian history lesson 
Desdae: To be fair, it's good, but CoCo made it busted. Being able to flash it in essentially
LRRbot: Monastery Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess.
GedankenPalast_: pffff
Mr_Horrible: a firm drubbing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Yeah big "Ben's in Danger" vibes in the one particular weird tone
Thefluffiestguineapig: A 4 is present on the board is present yes
Jezus38: see, wheeler gets it
AugmentingPath: Geist of Saint Traft currently goes for 98 cents
BrowneePointz: 5/2 baby
Dr_fragenstien: !card summit apes
LRRbot: Summit Apes [3G] | Creature — Ape [5/2] | As long as you control a Mountain, this creature has menace.
BrowneePointz: Worldwake baby!
Kentosaurus: from Andor: Deep Substrate Foliated Calcite Snapper
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler describes old MtG art is one of my favorite segments
Simonark: Summit Apes is a derogatory description of how people from Yorkshire say “Something”
Mythdom: It's a rare format where being on the draw is correct
GedankenPalast_: Let him try!
MegaDosX: So many people overestimate their ability to fight wild animals that would utterly fold them
HorusFive: That's basically all of English history in micro
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Holy shit that's just two apes on a mountain
Manitu_25: sounds like the same guy from the cinema lol
Mr_Horrible: "Local British pensioner smacked upside the head and asked to leave the primate enclosure"
nelobangelo: what character is adam maining where he's got a +5 on block overhead
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Simonark: Rheas are the South American one
Mr_Horrible: thinky stinky
Strebenherz:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
LRRbot: Mesmerizing Benthid [3UU] | Creature — Octopus [4/5] | When this creature enters, create two 0/2 blue Illusion creature tokens with "Whenever this token blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step." / This creature has hexproof as long as you control an Illusion.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nelobangelo Something Jeskai
MegaDosX: Oh man Mesmerizing Benthid, I haven't seen that card in years
smertmonkey: you tot you taw
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig i mean it's true to the card name. they're the apes on the summit
MegaDosX: Yuck
Mr_Horrible: teefury, hero of dominaria
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Old MtG art: literally draw the card name. No flavor, nothing fantastical or magical. Similar to that one eel
thraximore:
seize is exiled 
MegaDosX: Minor thing, Thoughtseize should be exiled
thraximore: thank youuu
itsZenegos: thank you offscreen hand
AlchemistSavant: Snapcaster with his mega buster
LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Kentosaurus: thing from the addams family
Mr_Horrible: Susanne Premewill
Wharg_: Paul casts Mage Hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sue Preem Will
johnnylongtorso: Diana Ross and the Supreme Will
Dr_fragenstien: I swear i've seen an edit of the card art with the god in the back wearing a supreme jacket
Mr_Horrible: I think I'm seen a Commence The Endgame alter with that
toddbepraised: Drip or Drown is the next LoadingReadyLive segment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @toddbepraised No actual bodily harm
r10pez10: salem witch trials
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 ......so who ends up getting pressed?
Mr_Horrible: Adam I hate to tell you you are 100% too tall to drown in a dunk tank
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Micalovits: Murder requires intent
lamina5432: murder by proxy
Manitu_25: that's how you know wheeler doesn't watch let‘s nope, he doesn't know that adam can't swim
goombalax: @Mr_Horrible what if he has a cramp and can't stand
Dr_fragenstien: short answer: no. Murder requires intent, manslaughter requires negligence
Mr_Horrible: I'm pretty sure that was the inciting incident of The Prestige
omegamarkel: check if he weighs as much as a duck
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Jezus38: @Micalovits pretty sure it needs a target and 3 mana
matthaus_c: what if you drown while making out with your clone who doesn't share your memories
BusTed: cashing in his one
Mr_Horrible: @goombalax got strong arms, he can hold on to the rim
Micalovits: @Jezus38 Exactly! Targeting sure is intent
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ready the clips!
IbunWest: Targeting a creature in the dunk tank counts as committing a crime
LRRbot: Baral, Chief of Compliance [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LRRbot: Flying Crane Technique [3URW] | Instant | Untap all creatures you control. They gain flying and double strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Wow
Veshnikard: Ben's deck is a lot different when he draws spells
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c huh, double digit hits on AO3
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we need one of the hardest cards to pronounce in MtG
Jezus38: @Micalovits I'd sure hope so. accidental targeting seems like it'd be a misnomer
GedankenPalast_: yea, that card kills
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible one of these days I'll beat AO3 to an idea, but today is not that day
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam if you have Riverwheel Aerialists you need to say the full name
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Jezus38: FCT always gets there. that double strike gets people where it matters
LRRbot: Reflector Mage [1WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.
omegamarkel: does this? Nah
ignitionpoint: no sound?
Micalovits: Sound is fine here
Trahas: @ignitionpoint fine here
CaptainChibale: it got quiet on my end but I just turned it up
ignitionpoint: my ear buds suck lol
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MegaDosX: lmaooo
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GedankenPalast_:

thraximore:

Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Yeah, the challenge is you really want it in a deck where instants and sorceries are made cheaper by something or it is a heavy lift (at least to me)
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
citizen_pain: why doesn't ben simply cheat?
Spades_Slicc: Why didn't Ben play his Hangarback Walker?
PhorrestGaze: why didn't ben play his hangarback walker?
omegamarkel: Ben, 100% not magic related, but do you play hangarback?
fundins: @citizen_pain he tries to, but they don't let him
earthmoververa: why didn't he play the turtle?
GedankenPalast_: Ben is coiling
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig Man I keep trying but it only seems to make it into my hand when I have effectively 5 mana no matter the situation
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LRRbot: Aether Adept [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
PhorrestGaze: we're the best
Trahas: adam over there on mono man o' wars
NorthArc: im bringing hangerback (to the tune of sexyback)
pleonasticTautology: every turn ben isn't playing hangarback, chat should be asking "where's hangarback?"
LowUpsideCJ: what’s up enthusiasts
pleonasticTautology: "hangarback died on the way back to its home plane"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Challenge for me is I cannot make high curve decks work, so I prefer to stick to 4CMC or lower ideally (with added costs possible if I have more available mana)
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GasCityGaming:
Geist into Adam's yard though 
Veshnikard: wrong graveyard
Sorator13: Gheist to Adam's graveyard
Jezus38: giest in the wrong grave
Delmsh: Geist is adam's
LRRbot: Black Sun's Zenith [XBB] | Sorcery | Put X −1/−1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
fundins: the saga also gets back planeswalker
GedankenPalast_: you kill it you burry it
LaskoReadsComics: Is that snapcaster mage foil?
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
Rylical:
had to read the badge explanation multiple times to figure out how to equip them 
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig ye I also default to RDW a lot these days, so if I have to get to 5+ i feel like I've already lost
BrowneePointz: Half Priced Apps Baby!
Alexjamesrook: To Aruba
LRRbot: Warleader's Helix [2RW] | Instant | Warleader's Helix deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
BrowneePointz: Applebee's has half priced Apps, which IS pretty based
TylerBrave: oh hecks yea, got gifted a sub
Alexjamesrook: Jamaica
Alexjamesrook: Ooh, I wanna take ya
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
itira: oh no not dennys
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rylical Twitch is so user friendly (it is not, this is a joke)
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
ElementalAlchemist: hang, or backwalker?
johnnylongtorso: did he topdeck that?
PhorrestGaze: I was thinking he should play that
itsZenegos: Hangarben Walker
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
thraximore:
͏
WriterRaven: It's a busy job and he wants to be a hangarback walker~
Spades_Slicc: Why didn't Ben play hangarback walker?
Lobo_Apache: the name "Hangerback walker" played in my head so much that each time it's said I hear it in the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles
Jezus38: Ben loves trying to play that card. its the most curious thing
ankhomeg: It was hanging back
Veshnikard: when is Adam going to draw land 5
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
johnnylongtorso: hangarback count is 3
WriterRaven: @Lobo_Apache Same, hence my comment earlier XD
narset6691: wait, he has only 4 mana, and used 1 blue for silent depature
jwholla: that is a very nice evolving wilds
narset6691: i dont think he could disallow there
Jezus38: montana inbound
Spades_Slicc: @narset6691 dual
jwholla: he has 3 blue sources
jwholla: i think its fine
narset6691: oh is that a dual? my bad
JinaMahavira: John Carpenter's +5 on block overhead
narset6691: ah didnt see the blue half.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
Lobo_Apache: @WriterRaven well done! XD I was too excited that I finally connected the song to the tune that I had playing
Spades_Slicc: Who up worming they coil
Dr_fragenstien: !card restoration angel
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Dr_fragenstien: ok it's you control
Spades_Slicc: Outside assistance, game loss ben
earthmoververa: what's crazy is that in all these years of playing on camera they never make play mistakes smiles sweetly
Dr_fragenstien: oh whoops i was doing that for myself
kirbytronic: Ben, I've been watching your playthrough of Monster Sanctuary and it keeps making me want to play it again
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Jezus38: don't worry Ben never reads chat
GedankenPalast_: uuuhhhhhhh
Dr_fragenstien:

fundins: @Dr_fragenstien flicker wisp is the one that says any permanent
letsbelgo: hunted
Spades_Slicc: Ah, the Funter
WriterRaven: Into the bag, Wurmcoil!
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
AtomicAlchemical: that hunter is fiending
Mr_Horrible: fiend 'unter
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boy
Mr_Horrible: well, 'untah
GedankenPalast_: oh baby, a two coiler
l0rdrollin: gee ben, mom lets you have TWO wurmcoil engines?
Spades_Slicc: Is this what they call a 2-stroke engine?
itsZenegos: do wurmcoil engines attach to create longer engines?
dpj2009: Cast down is a forgotten gem
omegamarkel:

AtomicAlchemical: oh wow, a four mana clone!
thraximore: forgotten? it's one of the most popular removal spells
gsyhiap: A two coiler? 💩 💩
kirbytronic: Sorry wait, it's Ben and Ulmer now right
superdude097: @dpj2009 Not in Pauper! It's a staple there
r10pez10: olivia called it a twenty second double coiler on one of your jackbox streams o nce
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler if you have that much poop, see a doctor?
Alexjamesrook: 3.5 mana coil
BusTed:

korvys: Ben Responder
Mr_Horrible: teehee
flyman347: the siri incident
BusTed: there may have been a bit of a whoopsie misdial
Jezus38: wheeler has been working hard on his diet. we should all be proud of him
AlchemistSavant: Siri cal the bakery
GedankenPalast_: hihii
LaskoReadsComics: What did Wheeere do
PhoenixMelior: "Hery siri..."
GasCityGaming: He said, "Siri call 911" and Ian's phone did
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LaskoReadsComics: @GasCityGaming oh shit
MegaDosX: @GasCityGaming Oh no lmao
iconicshadow89: Ben Responder returns
gsyhiap: @GasCityGaming omg
GedankenPalast_: they called back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ THEY SURE DID
jwholla: that would never happen
PhoenixMelior: Thats where Ben Responder came from
InfiniTokens: GLHF
GedankenPalast_:

GedankenPalast_: silly
LowUpsideCJ: wotc bring back kaijudo
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Alexjamesrook: Pokemon TCG was originally made by Wizards of the Coast
Desdae: Never hang up on emergency services, just explain it was a Siri call and they will understand
r10pez10: sea chrome coast? i sure hope i do
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
itsr67: good deck name
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desdae I assume that is what Ian did because he returned very shortly after
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desdae First they had to determine which phone had done it
PhoenixMelior: And then during mahjong the moonbase alarm went off on wheeler and that was probably karma
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
Jezus38: LET"S GOOO
WriterRaven: @r10pez10 Hinterland Harbor... you did what to her harbour?
letsbelgo: YEAH
GedankenPalast_:

MegaDosX: Wow
itsr67: YEEEEEAH
RockPusher:

Micalovits: Let go Adam!
r10pez10: what is this, highlander?
MegaDosX: Screw vs flood let's go
dpj2009: !card stone rain
LRRbot: Stone Rain [2R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
Cardune: Wowsa! Lets go!
jwholla: a real gift of the magi situation
citizen_pain: stoppable force vs movable object
Jezus38: I love doing that. It's the most fun way to blue
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
ghizmou: Adam confirmed Chaotic Evil
LRRbot: Palladium Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
AugmentingPath: Clearly Adam shouldn't have countered the fetch: it prevented Ben from thinning his deck of lands
Alexjamesrook: Can he play Myr after the reflector mage?
jwholla: What's Wheeler's alignment?
Jezus38: @ghizmou Adam is chaotic neutral
lamina5432: adam chaotic chaotic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is chaotic neutral
PhoenixMelior: Adam is chaotic babygirl
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 No, that's Heather
ghizmou: he s the son of a cop
r10pez10: adam is the law
RockPusher: PhoenixMelior truth
Snowcookies: Evil is less about being evil and more about being less caring about others
Veshnikard: Adam used to drink Jager from the bottle
hattingston: If we're classifying the stifle as evil it seems more lawful evil than chaotic evil imo
SubscribensteinsMonster: Lawful Evil
LowUpsideCJ: remember that time isn’t real
eshplode: That was 10 days ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Veshnikard Years ago
Lobo_Apache: Roadquest is almost10 years ago
RockPusher: Don't think about the passage of time!
Mr_Horrible: I'd say Adam is Mischievous Neutral
iconicshadow89: Duncan remembers Adam
itira: i heard that story at least 6 years ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Yeah
rosesmcgee: It was almost 10 years ago when it aired on Road Quest
omegamarkel: chaotic kiki
BrowneePointz: LE is Vader
powerflapjack: lawful evil is vader/palp
dagoth__ur_: i thought this was America... wait no its canada
BrowneePointz: Palp is NE
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
AngelicKnighthood: Lawyers are LE
GasCityGaming: Chaotic neutral at worst, doesn't hurt anyone
BrowneePointz: Vader is LE
Greendrag13: @dagoth__ur_ NORTH America!
AlchemistSavant: this sounds all the more reason to trust matt and jordynne
goatprince: me and jordynne already solved this case anyway
lamina5432: wheeler needs to make his own list them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed Wheeler
MegaDosX: Shockingly, alignments don't work out all that well when applied to real people >_>
LucasTheDrgn: @hattingston yeah, stifle is lawful evil, jokulhaups is chaotic evil
dpj2009: Adams got his commander
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
r10pez10: i thought adam was babygirl
Mr_Horrible: true, actually goatprince
dagoth__ur_: @Greendrag13 you got me there
powerflapjack: more like SMELLdest reborn
Mr_Horrible: surely the chart's somewhere in the moonbase still
LRRbot: Elspeth, Sun's Champion [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. / [−3]: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying."
Mr_Horrible: o fuk
WriterRaven: What casts for 4WW and rhymes with smellsbreath? =P
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's gooooooo
LowUpsideCJ: Hellspeth yeah
r10pez10: i can't believe elspeth died
Jezus38: hell yeah. Champion is here
citizen_pain: @r10pez10 she got better
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 she also kinda refused to believe it, so
r10pez10: i can't believe elspeth died a second time
umbrakittygirl: @r10pez10 She walked it off
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Neither did she
Ferisar: spoiler: elspeth is the speth in spanish
Desdae: It's okat, I heard rumour she un-died too
PhoenixMelior: I cant believe wheeler lost the bake off
superdude097: She got better a second time
Dog_of_Myth: She drank some Red Bull and was fine
AtomicAlchemical: I can believe Elspeth got better a second time
Jezus38: is that why she got wings?
LRRbot: Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver [1UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok [3] | [+2]: Exile the top three cards of target opponent's library. / [−X]: Put a creature card with mana value X exiled with Ashiok onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a Nightmare in addition to its other types. / [−10]: Exile all cards from all opponents' hands and graveyards.
dpj2009: Cheaper and better
LucasTheDrgn: @Dog_of_Myth there was a red bull in that set, wasn't there
AlchemistSavant: A canon matchup!!
Jezus38: man, OG theros block was so good
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
GedankenPalast_: oh they fought in the story?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AlchemistSavant Is this the set Ashiok came from?
MegaDosX: Less canon now
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
MegaDosX: Though Ben is about to be able to do something very flavourful if his board stays intact
AlchemistSavant: @Thefluffiestguineapig looks like it yeah, I was thinking of the beyond death stuff though
Mr_Horrible: Jace after seeing Vraska:
TheKingWiggins: This Nick L Bowl-less character seems like a jerk
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas, the Ravager [1UBR] (back: Nicol Bolas, the Arisen) | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [4/4] | Flying / When Nicol Bolas enters, each opponent discards a card. / {4}{U}{B}{R}: Exile Nicol Bolas, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
GedankenPalast_: I just now clocked Ben's deck name...I might be tired
LRRbot: Black Sun's Zenith [XBB] | Sorcery | Put X −1/−1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Armoric: Surprised he didn't just flip Bolas
e_bloc: oof
superdude097: @Armoric No red
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Armoric This is the back side
AugmentingPath: ashiok should be on 7 loyalty, I think
Armoric: He has a blood crypt in hand
Armoric: Ashiok was attacked for 3 last turn
GasCityGaming: to avoid the elspeth wipe, very nice!
superdude097: @AugmentingPath Ashiok got hit for 3 last turn
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
citizen_pain: yes we do
AugmentingPath: yeah, that was on you for believing me. See that it doesn't happen again
jwholla: we would never steer you wrong
MegaDosX: We are only a figment of your imagination
e_bloc: twitch chat was a mistake
lamina5432: always believe chat never believe chat
r10pez10: god i wish
Spades_Slicc: Chat is only a shadow on the wall of a cave
gsyhiap: Never read Twitch chat, we don't.
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc Good reference
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Those of us that do go slowly mad
LRRbot: Flying Crane Technique [3URW] | Instant | Untap all creatures you control. They gain flying and double strike until end of turn.
e_bloc: the shadow has your memories though and knows your dad
dpj2009: Hangerbeezy
DMGlol: dang he got the revelation
MegaDosX: Taking that Sphinx's Revelation is big
LowUpsideCJ: after all that walker has done for you
Micalovits: Oh dear
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas, the Arisen (front: Nicol Bolas, the Ravager) | Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas [7] | [+2]: Draw two cards. / [−3]: Nicol Bolas deals 10 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / [−4]: Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. / [−12]: Exile all but the bottom card of target player's library.
GedankenPalast_: gg
Kentosaurus: fun games
omegamarkel: gg
TheLadyMakai: gg
IbunWest: turns out ben's deck is good when he draws more than lands
dpj2009: Ulmers on 1
GasCityGaming: Grixis super-acquaintances
Alexjamesrook: You wouldn't think Nicol Bolas would be a part of super friends but there he is.
r10pez10: milkshakes?
lamina5432: oh full tournety
ghizmou: gg
Jezus38: it's less "friends" and more "employees"
jwholla: I want a cookie
Dog_of_Myth: Pizza, then ice cream, then dunk tank
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 The quotation marks there need to be in 96 size font
GasCityGaming:
The pumpkin white chocolate chip pillsbury cookies are back in stores and i dodged them like someone trying to eat better (until next weekend when my bf visits anways
)
vinopinguino: What's the bracket look like chat?
vinopinguino: Who will be the Dennys Grand Slam champion?
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig well, I think the less and more could also be in quotes, so that might be distracting
GasCityGaming: Grand Slampion?
GasCityGaming: only like 100ish more subs to cap btw!
flyman347: wait did they go to denny's?
flyman347: did I miss it?
GasCityGaming: @flyman347 that's this evening
Juliamon: !schedule
RockPusher: flyman347 after this magic tournament
flyman347: phew
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I think we should have somewhere around 1 hour left till cap?
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Meark: perfect timing!
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GasCityGaming: 1.5 ish hours by my count?
pleonasticTautology: welcome to the highlight reel?
Dog_of_Myth: Very doable then
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming That sounds correct, so ~90 subs then we go to the stretch goals
mastershake29x: 84-ish minutes I believe
PhoenixMelior: Goodnight wheeler
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mastershake29x (Most of us are doing approximate math just to double check each other since the timer is constantly adjusting)
ElementalAlchemist: um
Spades_Slicc: Round one of the WHAT??
n3ther: wheelin' n' dealin'
GasCityGaming: Truck?
jwholla: hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:

Cardune: The new fragrance by LRR James Cube by Wheeler
gsyhiap: Truck driver Cam
exeJayce:
@ Paul: thank you for everything you've done this week 
e_bloc: Shout-out to Paul
LRRbot: Temple of Deceit | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Someone earlier in the Wheeler v Wheeler challenge to chat said "oh people have this, I'm gonna save mine for Date everything" and I don't know who it was
LoadingReadyRun:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul continues to be the GOAT
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
PhoenixMelior: @thefluffiestguineapig it was me and i only mean like ten subs lol
thraximore: nice deck name cam
PhoenixMelior: I just like Jordynne ok
GasCityGaming:
@PhoenixMelior It all matters 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior Agreed
Artificer_Evan: hello friends
dpj2009: Cam and lavaman are tight
Thefluffiestguineapig: (Meaning agreeing with GasCityGaming)
missa_hancock: cam playing to his outs
LucasTheDrgn: that fetch is a whole turn off the clock!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh is Cam now Mono Red and not Rakdos?
RockPusher: PhoenixMelior Jordynne *is* very powerful
PhoenixMelior: @rockpusher it's true!
Micalovits: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yea, he experienced a Red Shift
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample / Haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
RockPusher:
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MegaDosX: Cam knows Ball
thraximore: yeah BABY
PhoenixMelior: Oh heck yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
GedankenPalast_: get balled
Armoric: Damn this isn't the usual Cameron deck
niccus: ten huh
Jezus38: cam putting his ball on the table is a little upsetting
UtilityPunk:
Right outta the gate
insanecat6mtg: Beepbeep
Earthenone: !card rite
LRRbot: Found 95 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
hidingbox: Cam really chose violence
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Spritz_T: oh dang
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh and request for chat: maybe stop mentioning the D&D alignment chart to LRR members?
MegaDosX: Ah
Lobo_Apache: is that similar to a rapgod?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam proceeds to Beep Beep Step
r10pez10: oh
dpj2009: Wheelz has the perfect card here
r10pez10: zombie ball lightning
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
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LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Jezus38: VROOOM
MegaDosX: WOW
Fruan: WOWW
Micalovits: CHO CHO
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
thraximore: let's GO
Dog_of_Myth:

definenull: From *a* library?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
PhoenixMelior: Wow
MegaDosX: GOOD LORD CAMERON
RockPusher: BEEP BEEP
GedankenPalast_:

Diabore: lets go cam
n3ther: Cam wtf lol
r10pez10: nevermind
Mr_Horrible: holy shit
Aarek: CHOO CHOO
ElementalAlchemist: whoa
ghizmou: incredible
GedankenPalast_: woooa
JunieJazz: That was sick Cam
definenull: BEEP BEEP
eshplode: Brutal
ElementalAlchemist: such speed
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Cam
lochnessseammonster:

Krillin_fan: BEEP BEEP
Jillexie: Wow
WriterRaven: BRUMMMM~!
MWGNZ:

shendaras:

Krillin_fan: let's go cam!
LucasTheDrgn: BEEP BEEP
dpj2009: Cam is goated
Strebenherz: WHAT
QuixoticScrivener: Go Cam!
jayglasss: lets fucking go cam
Thefluffiestguineapig: LET'S GO CAM
DeM0nFiRe: Jesus that was fast lol
flyman347: gotta go fast
SodiumFox: Dammnnnn Cam holy hell beep beep
RockPusher: Cameron dumped all that mass to go REAL fast
NorthstarTex: That was commanding.
DamienGranz: Did he have a bus to catch?
GedankenPalast_: well done Cam!
pleonasticTautology: NICE
MegaDosX: That was fantastic
wholsometiger: Wow
realbadatthis_: powerful magic
ludusprime: i looked away, what happened?
UtilityPunk:

AlchemistSavant: Mono red things!!
insanecat6mtg:

Wolfii_TV: Lets Go Cam!
GasCityGaming: We gettin to Denny's early!
ignitionpoint: hell yeah
JKBalch: Beep fucking beep
r10pez10: sick as hell
Cardune: Hahahaha red deck wins... all pedal to the metal
AtomicAlchemical: BEEEP BEEEP
NotCainNorAbel: time to put this round into a short
fjordsword: Cam knows RDW?
idontgetmyrealname: i havent seen a turn 4 win since my draft this afternoon
e_bloc: Don't get between Cam and that cookie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Proceed to BEEP FUCKING BEEP
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Fruan: Win fast or lose fast! Red is for people who like meals and bedtime!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I paid for the whole seat but only used the edge!
SodiumFox: what happened? I sneezed
Br0dizzle: RDW
eshplode: I love to see the door go off, but I also love seeing the door get punished
RebekahWSD: very shiny
powerflapjack:

PhoenixMelior: Someone tell angel
wholsometiger: Blink and you're dead
exeJayce:
yooo another 20 
lochnessseammonster:

Jillexie: Zerg rush win
zigboy22: AH Satan
Jezus38: 3 subs to perfect number
josh_battery:
@shendaras Thanks 
zigboy22: 303
Spades_Slicc: Nice Hotdog deck Cam
Thefluffiestguineapig:

LoadingReadyRun: We are we are at <80 subs from the cap
zigboy22: 0hhh
mastershake29x: @Jezus38 true and not true at the same time, well done
Earthenone: bits add points too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam beep beep.dec
PhoenixMelior: Would be nice
Earthenone: maybe a nice 6767
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Eramis8: Howdy, perfect time
MegaDosX: Wow
RockPusher: Remember the excess goes toward pizza
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exeJayce: holy another 20! thank you!!
GasCityGaming: Is... is 69 not funny?
exeJayce:

Jezus38: @mastershake29x my brand at a glance
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming It is very funny
Awaiko: So many subs!
NotCainNorAbel: should I????
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 69 is the weed number, right?
Diabore: @GasCityGaming of course it is, lets you get back to the retirement home
MegaDosX: Serge no
arachnid654: 6 7
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UtilityPunk:
And remember, if we subathon hard enough, Cam gets ice cream 
SodiumFox: no goblin guide?
jayglasss: the real goal is to hit 6767 [audible boos from crowd]
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk After pizza
Vinewood_OG:
"Poochie died on the way back to his home planet." 
LRRbot: Earthshaker Khenra [1R] | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/1] | Haste / When this creature enters, target creature with power less than or equal to this creature's power can't block this turn. / Eternalize {4}{R}{R}
raulghoulia: next subathon if we donate enough can we get Cameron to play Canlander with himself?
AlchemistSavant: Camlander
BrowneePointz: the Planeswalker’s Guide for FRA dropped today and now I’m real excited to see how that set shakes out.(we also know what exactly is going on with Jace now which is neat)
exeJayce: the LRR community never fails to amaze me with its mixture of kindness and hilarity. I love it here
LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
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Dog_of_Myth: Mad Cow
BrowneePointz: is the combo in this cube?
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Dog_of_Myth How does that work with the Angry baby 
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zefinderus: Beep Beep, Let's go Cam!
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LRRbot: Woodland Wanderer [3G] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Vigilance, trample / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
UtilityPunk: I know Beejlander's a thing, but one day I'd like to catch a Beejmander stream
BrowneePointz: there was a combo deck with Boros charm Serge. I think it was that PT
lamina5432: Ah boros reckener one of my first loves
BrowneePointz: my memory may be a bit faded there though
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Jillexie: Wheeler got a creature on the board!
MegaDosX: TOP KEK
LucasTheDrgn: was there a reckoner effect legal with IXL and star of extinction?
definenull: beep
MWGNZ:

jayglasss: my goat
Jillexie: lol
Jillexie: Again!
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Strebenherz: YOINK
SodiumFox: Ben Wheeler calls his own death
dpj2009: James I love your card taste, beautiful cube I wish I could play
Thefluffiestguineapig: We beep followed by a beep
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
dpj2009: Beeg horn
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UtilityPunk: To quote MTGRemy, this is why Richard Garfield didn't make the starting life total 10
Diabore: vigilance is so awk
BrowneePointz: @lucasthedrgn no there was a combo deck with Reckoner into Boros Charm with another effect and you’d infinitely dome your OP
ArtDecoSunburn: @dpj2009 Just joined. What's the focus or theme of James's construction?
BrowneePointz: Was it harvest pyre?
Micalovits: 2010 ish magic I think
Jadaris: @ArtDecoSunburn cards he likes
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Diabore: @ArtDecoSunburn as far as i can tell its "cards that used to be good enough"
powerflapjack: @ArtDecoSunburn stuff that came out between like m10 and war of the spark
LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
dpj2009: Aggressive and fun
@LRRbot: Thrun, the Last Troll [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / Hexproof / {1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun.
@OVER-KiLL: That LAST Troll tho
@OVER-KiLL: not a settle...?
@OVER-KiLL: i see
@LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target. / [−X]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [−10]: Y…
@OVER-KiLL: 🌪
@OVER-KiLL: This was a CRAZY match
@LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
@OVER-KiLL: pulse is hella good
@OVER-KiLL: 🐍
@OVER-KiLL: another good back and forth here
@Arisorio: Send a message
@Arisorio: One mroe turn!
@OVER-KiLL: not surprised, the man that built the cube, is popping off with the 5 color pile, but it is still well executed.
@OVER-KiLL: Blaze it 🌬
@OVER-KiLL: GREAT Match!
@OVER-KiLL: Spooky Boys Matchup NEXT
@OVER-KiLL: Pip PiP 🎩
@OVER-KiLL: 🗣Calcite Snapper❔️
@OVER-KiLL: Adam drafted some bangers tho
@OVER-KiLL: 5/2 🦍🦧
@OVER-KiLL: That does sound like some Walker Texas Ranger nonesense
@OVER-KiLL: Adam on U/W Cheons tho
@OVER-KiLL: Get in The BAG💼
@Ikaboom718: fun fact for ben, eldest reborn can grab planeswalkers too
@OVER-KiLL: OOF!
@chrisrice7844: Twitch chat will lead you Astray! Only Youtube chat tells the truth!
@OVER-KiLL: another great matchup
@ShutUpDoug: what is up my doods
@OVER-KiLL: 🥊Battle For Cookie🍪
@OVER-KiLL: Rakdos - KiLLYou VS WUBRG - Door Control
@OVER-KiLL: Cam boarded into Mono Red ay
@OVER-KiLL: 🔴⚡️
@OVER-KiLL: way to go Cam
@Hoyty1: beep I say beep
@OVER-KiLL: ❣️ Much Love @Twitch Chat
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn 2010 era mtg, all in prints of that era. lot of honestly good banger cards
ArtDecoSunburn: Seems neat.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like on Galactica?
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: “Stuff from when James started to the end of the Revival era of MTG”
Earthenone: your grim lava man, sir
a__travisty: Loving the Cubes in august, I feel like fun ones could be either one line of text/keywords only, or 4+lines of text (minimal reading cube or the literature cube
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Wheeler sees a line
dpj2009: We blazin
BrowneePointz: I’m not entirely sure how I’d describe the Alara-WotS era of Magic but it definitely feels like a bespoke chunk
LRRbot: Approach of the Second Sun [6W] | Sorcery | If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
Dr_fragenstien: no way
Micalovits: Simply draw Price of Progress
e_bloc: Damn
Jezus38: 7 life is so much vs RDW.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so difficult being stuck on mana
chrono2x: so close
Dr_fragenstien: so close, what a rip off the top
DeM0nFiRe:
good game
omegamarkel:

GedankenPalast_: gg
Strebenherz: game three?
northivanastan: red deck doesn't always win after all
e_bloc: Bolt just 1 card too late
e_bloc: Gg
bobbyhelms: ummmm didnt he have another bolt and grim lava mancer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Being stuck on 3 also was so hard
fundins: @bobbyhelms no
Jezus38: RDW is mostly aspirational these days
jayglasss: 43 subs NOW
dpj2009: Gg wheeler
CodeIndigo: I did my part!
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BrowneePointz: do you not remember mice?
BrowneePointz: like 8 months ago?
korvys: I miss this kind of red deck. My favourite vintage cube was the one with sulfurous vortex and shrine of burning rage
e_bloc: Wait we need 6767?
lamina5432: RDW is always viable
letsbelgo: also its good in pioneer
Boomyakalolo: get there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Or some bits
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PhoenixMelior: SETH
Dog_of_Myth: HOLY
MegaDosX: WOAH
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hidingbox: Honorary red card
GedankenPalast_:
WOA 
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FenrisSchafer:

mtvcdm: WHOA THE HUNDO
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MWGNZ:

Diabore: CAPPED
e_bloc:
444
GrassVortex:

exeJayce: holy crap
lamina5432:

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Dog_of_Myth:

jayglasss: they said no 67 for you
angeal0:

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missa_hancock: if not Cain not able then who!?!? @notcainnorabel
exeJayce: hah, I love this
BrowneePointz: Notcainorabel how many subs have you gifted this week!?
mtvcdm: PIZZA TIME!
DTMWA6T: Wow!
NotCainNorAbel: what a great group both on stream and in chat
vinopinguino: Now they give US subs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yes
Micalovits: Damn, almost halfway to pizza!
Diabore: 154 to pizza
NorthstarTex: Pizza has been engaged!
northos:
loopy from sleepy 
omegamarkel: next stop, dunk tank
Thefluffiestguineapig: 154 subs to pizza
GasCityGaming: so is it 154 to pizza or how many
ContingentCat: Holy moly @notcainnorabel
PhoenixMelior: Pizza now loading
Strebenherz: Cam is it goblin guide
BrowneePointz: @NotCainNorAbel lies I’m aggressively mid at best
jayglasss:
@NotCainNorAbel 
KWardJenx: Dunk tank! Dunk tank!
mtvcdm: We got our rally caps on!
DeM0nFiRe: Proceed to pizza phase
RockPusher:

LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
ContingentCat: Lol you doubted us Paul?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
The sub thing is breaker 
stippledotter: Pizza must have mushrooms, cause it's capped 😎
Strebenherz: GOBLIN GUIDE FTW
omegamarkel: pizza, pass turn
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
GedankenPalast_:
@stippledotter 
e_bloc: Iron
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Death Spark
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
SodiumFox: swift spear?
e_bloc: Ironclaworcs
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
TheKingWiggins: rabblemaster?
Spades_Slicc: Gut shot?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat says cap reached, we test your tech please respond
BrowneePointz: the slewwwww
AugmentingPath: canyon sluge
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real, Paul is great
geckoinasuit: took a little nap after game 3 of cam v james, how goes?
MaddogM: is this game one again?
LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample / Haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul I hope your tech can withstand this generosity
ElementalAlchemist: yup
ElementalAlchemist: sure is Serge
SixStringDreams: Leet Surge, Leet
BrowneePointz: I remember when that card came out and lots of folks got to learn the word Slough for the first time
offbeatwitch:

RockPusher: Serge, Serge
Micalovits: Sure Serge
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
SixStringDreams: Serge*
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missa_hancock: poor Jo
GedankenPalast_: Hey Nico, it's your cousin, let's go ballin'?
powerflapjack: lmao
goombalax: Pulsa murassa choobassa
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jo I'm so sorry
TheLadyMakai: did we finally do it?!
UtilityPunk: Why's the canyon a slough land?
AugmentingPath: they're all six numbers if you believe in yourself
LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.
rogerivany:
All numbers are sex numbers if you want them to be. 
ContingentCat: If you try hard and believe in yourself anything can be a sex number
LRRbot: Whisperwood Elemental [3GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | At the beginning of your end step, manifest the top card of your library. / Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, face-up nontoken creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library."
Diabore: BANGER
yoyo_of_the_GGs: are we capped already?
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Wild Slash [R] | Instant | Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, damage can't be prevented this turn. / Wild Slash deals 2 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: I hate that Slough is both “Slew” and “Sloff”
Thefluffiestguineapig: @yoyo_of_the_GGs Yup, and 152 ish away from pizza (first stretch goal)
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
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yoyo_of_the_GGs: @Thefluffiestguineapig that was fast
e_bloc: please get consent from your number before making it a sex number
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz it's pretty good in this draught format
Dr_fragenstien: this is an exciting matchup
BrowneePointz: @AugmentingPath I hate you
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
omegamarkel: as much as I like Wheeler's door deck, Cam's deck is what I would have ended up building too
BrowneePointz:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz being hated is my love language
e_bloc: I would be thrilled to draft either of these decks
r10pez10: damn 152 pizzas
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I would be thrilled to have this level of skill in drafting
BrowneePointz: @AugmentingPath the emote was supposed to be appended but my thumbs are clumsy
e_bloc: teddy swims would like a word
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 I think that's the number of subs to pizza? Then we get the ice cream one after
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz hehe, I understood the message
fjordsword: If he's down far enough, activating the door kills him with the harsh mentor right
e_bloc: it was 153 so I believe it is counting down
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless I am misunderstanding the overlay which is very possible
mtvcdm: It is counting down
RockPusher:
Needlessly greebly suggestion for Paul, pizza icon being a pizza box that slowly opens depending on percentage close to pizza unlocking 
northivanastan: red deck wins! red deck wins!
mtvcdm: That is sub-equivalents (so subs or the requisite number of bits) until the bonus
Jezus38: is POP in the cube? not sure what the timeframe of the cube is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Also very difficult to see in tiny format
dolphgrim: Mm mon-kee
LRRbot: Avenger of Zendikar [5GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.
mtvcdm: It's 250 sub points past cap to pizza, we're already 98 into those 250 points
Diabore: funny haha?
realbadatthis_: @Jezus38 m10 to war of spark
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
jvetting83: Add slices to form a whole pie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Ok, gotcha
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Jezus38: @realbadatthis_ thank you
LoadingReadyRun:
The number beside the pizza will count down, at 0 it will switch to an ice cream count down, and if that gets to 0, it will be a dunk tank countdown 
AugmentingPath: *before* the stupid steampunk monkey step
mtvcdm: @LoadingReadyRun You say 'if' as though there's some amount of doubt in your mind
LRRbot: Cloudblazer [3WU] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
CaptainSpam: Ah, I see we've reached... THE CAP.
e_bloc: I didn't see what Cam drew
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm I have faith we will hit pizza and at least ice cream
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mtvcdm: We'll have dunk tank by morning, y'all smell blood at this point
e_bloc: crap
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
ElementalAlchemist: The second sun approaches
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 cards to 2nd sun?
e_bloc: so close
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
BrowneePointz: well played Cam
LRRbot: Temporal Mastery [5UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Mastery. / Miracle {1}{U}
Dr_fragenstien: HOLY COW
Dog_of_Myth: So close
omegamarkel: daaaaaang
Strebenherz: Damn
GedankenPalast_: GG
MWGNZ: so close Cam
Strebenherz: Cam got him to TWO though
DeM0nFiRe: Damn good match
GasCityGaming: gained what, 15 life there?
Jezus38: double miracle deck wins again
r10pez10: damn
e_bloc: it does not get closer
Diabore: that was so close
insanecat6mtg:

WriterRaven: beep beep!
GedankenPalast_: very good games
lamina5432: GG
jayglasss:
i was rootin 4 u cam
JKBalch: So close, good job Cam
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEP BEEP
omegamarkel: that door almost closed
e_bloc: that was a great match
powerflapjack:

BrowneePointz: easy, always draft secondary win cons so Wheeler doesn’t get them
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good!!!
r10pez10: this cube cool
Earthenone: holding young peezy definitly cost it there, but totaly undersrandable too
Delmsh:

powerflapjack: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
MegaDosX: Demolsihed
RockPusher: Wheeler making it through the door with every last inch of body hair singed
lamina5432:

hidingbox:

Jezus38: he had to ask
MegaDosX: Demolished rather
DeM0nFiRe:

GedankenPalast_:

fracassio: good bluff on cam, holing young pyromancer
gsyhiap:

goombalax: playing cards that say "you win the game" your "opponent loses the game" are really strong
nan_de_mo_nai: glorybringer
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: I would totally watch LoadingReadyRun stream this.
Mindfire13: Bolt
Tareeh: swiftspear
Lobo_Apache: krenko?
korvys: Shrine of Burning Rage
MegaDosX: Glorybringer
Diabore: glorybringer/thundermaw?
Dr_fragenstien: rabblemaster?
raakuy0: glorybringer
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: absolutely Death Spark
e_bloc: ironclaw orcs
TheKingWiggins: rablemaster
umbrakittygirl: Vexing devil
fundins: hellraider
CodeIndigo: bolt
theevermist: firedrinker satyr
omegamarkel: krenko
eshplode: Khenra?
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Fruan: Goblin Guide
geckoinasuit: glorybringer
hd_dabnado: Ancient Grudge
MaddogM: purphoros?
BatDragonManDog: i feel like kari zev was iconic
Diabore: thundermaw
geckoinasuit: purph?
atlr: what happened?
e_bloc: oh thundermaw
korvys: Oh, it's the dragon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goblin Guide?
Cptasparagus: vexing devil?
sneakhole: fling
BrowneePointz: storm death?
Jezus38: siege
omegamarkel: oh dang
Diabore: oh yeah
LRRbot: Inferno Titan [4RR] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
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powerflapjack: inferno the goat
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah
northos:
iconic red card temporal mastery 
e_bloc: oh baby
IbunWest: what art is that for inferno titan
ElementalAlchemist: that is a red card
Alex_Frostfire: Ooo, Inferno Titan.
e_bloc: GGs
rogerivany: Finalist?
AugmentingPath: now listen closely james: when you click this pen, it'll take you to round 2 of your semi
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is BEEG BEEP BEEP
omegamarkel: legit great games
e_bloc: !clip
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MsMarkarth: Someone give Serge a nap
MaddogM: next victim?
phoenixfeather14: those were words that you said
e_bloc: "stick around, goodbye"
BraveOthello: So many people with semis today
johnnylongtorso: I think Ben and Nelson *are* our next people
Dog_of_Myth: @IbunWest Promo card for Duels of the Planswalker I think
e_bloc: well here I go, wish me luck
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IbunWest: @Dog_of_Myth Yeah 2012.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Puts on backpack
missa_hancock: just loving Nelly’s sweater
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson always looks so comfy and I aspire to that
oldsport77: How much does it take to reduce pizza count?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @oldsport77 One tier one sub or 500 bits
mtvcdm: @oldsport77 Same thing as everything else, those are sub equivalents.
Shadowsoflife: have we hit pizza part yet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a "point" and we need 148 I think?
BrowneePointz: so fun fact chat, going off the Planeswalker’s guide we got today for Reality Fracture, we’re getting a cycle of Elder Sphinxes
mtvcdm: Pizza requires 250 sub points past cap, we are 102 deep into that and 148 to go.
yohini_:
@BrowneePointz Me hearing that with an Unesh deck 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I really want those to be fun. But I have fear in my heart they will be miserable. Also for the Vorthos in my heart they have been just absolutely underserving the lore
BrowneePointz: @yohini_ well unfortunately they take the place of founder dragons, so they’ll be all allied colored
yohini_: darn it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wanted them not to do 2 color stuff again
bugbearstew: !deck
adept_nekomancer: Beyond cap with a full day to go is amazing
Vinewood_OG:

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gsyhiap:

BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig while I partially agree I understand after reading the pw guide why Jace is doing the things he’s doing
shendaras:

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Diabore: @adept_nekomancer i remember year one when we capped like mid day 2
mtvcdm: !bluesky
yohini_:

gsyhiap: You're worth it.
e_bloc: just keep ranching Wheeler
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LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
BrowneePointz: it’s real funny in Voja
LRRbot: Disfigure [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
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geckoinasuit: bloodline keeper being in the cube brings me joy
Aarek: Always bolt the bird
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Sure, but I don't want that. I want fun world lore and I'm hoping we don't end up getting planes with bits and pieces of stories that but I want badly to be wrong. I want them to hire good writers still, them bringing back the Duskmorn author was great, give her more and not a word limit
BrowneePointz: speaking of we found out today that The Theorist went so far back in time in the Echoverse to even erase Bolas being born
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LoadingReadyRun: @Aarek Disfigure the Dingus?
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
geckoinasuit: demolish the dodo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Doomblade the Dodo?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
AlchemistSavant: Ben playing all of the black one cost spells that start with D, I see.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tragic Slip the Turkey?
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
Larkonus: He fights as though he were a creature.
LRRbot: Ajani, Caller of the Pride [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. / [−3]: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of turn. / [−8]: Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
theambivalentagender: He what
Lobo_Apache: Serge really blowing out Ben over here on stream
FadedOverseer: this guy was unbeatable in draft
BrowneePointz: oh this is jump Ajani
LRRbot: Dauntless Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose another creature you control. / Sacrifice this creature: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: this card is lethal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge: similar to colonoscopy prep for Ben?
Shadowsoflife: you heard him @theambivalentagender
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Thefluffiestguineapig: (I hate that sentence)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Correct
LRRbot: Calcite Snapper [1UU] | Creature — Turtle [1/4] | Shroud / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Mazrae: Missed the end of cam v wheeler who won
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, this turtle was clearly worthy of Shroud.
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Wheeler but it was CLOSE
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Strebenherz: @Shadowsoflife eyy, glad that got some use.
Shadowsoflife: Welcome
nan_de_mo_nai: how do you ever beat brimmy b
Micalovits: Cat Soldier with Vigilance
Spades_Slicc: Oh this entire round is 6 7
AlchemistSavant: orzhov vampires was the standard deck I started playing magic in earnest with! love dusk legion zealot and his friends
Lobo_Apache: i find the idea of Cat Soldiers to be really funny, like cats would never
Shadowsoflife: @Strebenherz Knew there was a clip of it just wasn't sure how far back it was in chat
Cptasparagus: theres been some what coming out of Nelson?
LRRbot: Walk the Plank [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target non-Merfolk creature.
Cptasparagus:

sadfleck:
hello gamers 
MegaDosX: !card ajani, outland chaperone
LRRbot: Ajani, Outland Chaperone [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / [−2]: Ajani deals 4 damage to target tapped creature. / [−8]: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your life total. You may put any number of nonland permanent cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.
vinopinguino: That Ajani is standard legal
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
MegaDosX: And also yes, that particular Ajani is in Foundations
MegaDosX: Thanks flying hand
gsyhiap: @Cptasparagus Nelson spit-taking his coffee could be described the same way...
Strebenherz: My favorite "that's in standard" atm is hidesudo's second rite. i've been using it in a b/r goblins deck xD
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omegamarkel: snapcaster mage, some of these cards I haven't thought about in a while
omegamarkel: for real, Cam
Strebenherz: oh god it's $2 now?!
SodiumFox:
snapcaster is 2 bucks 
hd_dabnado: resto hasnt made the cut for a long time now
A_Dub888: more like restno am I right?
MegaDosX: (Snapcaster is not $2)
Strebenherz: OKAY
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [−4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
Strebenherz: I remember when it was like $50+
Fruan: White knight ally!
FadedOverseer: Chad!
BrowneePointz: Gideon, he who terrorized standard
MegaDosX: Snapcaster is like a $15-$20 card
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my good friend chad who's so fun to be with?
MegaDosX: USD at least
geckoinasuit: Gideon, he who causes so many problems
Welbog: Uncam
letsbelgo: beeeen a loooong day
AlchemistSavant: Gideon, Appears Then Ults Immediately Then Disappears
LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
BrowneePointz: this Gideon dominated Standard for a WHILE
LRRbot: Noxious Gearhulk [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
candissimo: Had to step away and I missed something. What are the 145 pizzas?
BrowneePointz: stretch goal
AlchemistSavant: That's how many subs until they get a pizza party
Diabore: is the gearhulk the "dimes"?
MTigress: james has to buy 145 pizzas for the crew
candissimo: @alchemistsavant Thanks!!!
Welbog: Pizza centurion
Cptasparagus: one hundred twenty five thousand six hundred pizzas
hd_dabnado: jack's
IbunWest: That's the number of toppings they are going to get
circusofkirkus: Lunchable Pizzas
goombalax: "we're forced to eat pizza ohhh ohhh"
drewm1022: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us 145 Pizzas.
Spritz_T: costco pizza
RebekahWSD: You use to get a nice slice of pizza for 2.5 from a slice place
exeJayce: hey now Jack's is good
mtvcdm: For $2.50 you wind up at Pizza Ranch
ElementalAlchemist: you don't even get Costco pizza for $2.50
CaptainSpam: It's not good pizza, but it is required pizza.
ElementalAlchemist: that'd be some real awful pizza for $2.50
UtilityPunk: Sub pizza: At least it's not cardboard!
gsyhiap: *slaps top of Moonbase* this building can hold so many pizzas
spethycakes: @ElementalAlchemist costco pizza is great!
ElementalAlchemist: Costco pizza is good
A_Dub888: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3813: "Math don't even real" —Cameron [2017-01-06]
ElementalAlchemist: but I would say: you won't get a better price-to-quality ratio anywhere else
spethycakes: very fair -- I appreciate the clarification
Diabore: !card mirran crusader
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
spethycakes: the pleasingness of Costco pizza also falls in direct proportion to how exhausted you are from experiencing Costco
ElementalAlchemist: lol, fair enough
ElementalAlchemist: if I'm going to impulse-buy something on the way out of Costco, though, it's more likely to be the hot dog
Diabore: pro black yeah
Juliamon: also whether you are eating it *at* Costco and watching other shoppers
Spritz_T: costco actually has 4 frozen pepperoni pizzas for $10 right now
spethycakes: As a vegetarian, I take my kicks where I can (and feel suspicious of the "ice cream")
Diabore: any sideboard for pro black ben?
r10pez10: it's good ice cream
Strebenherz: *Kathleen activates somewhere*
spethycakes: @r10pez10 duly noted, thank you!
goombalax: Brimeowz
r10pez10: purrimews
Lobo_Apache: Reminds me of that Love, Death, and Robots with "Thumbbringer"
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am now making myself some gnocchi
mrjujubeans: Begonia was phenomenal as well
mrjujubeans: *Bugonia
LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
r10pez10: emma stone is from another planet though
SlyFrostPaw: morning fellow Lrrsmins what kind of theme/vibe did James make this cube? or is it just DraftCoolStuff?
Diabore: george george george!
electra310: I had to go to work, who won the Wheeler mirror match?
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
r10pez10: electra310 Angel
AugmentingPath: Master of the Wild Hunt did work for me at a GP uh... slightly before the LRR folks started playing magic
LRRbot: Black Sun's Zenith [XBB] | Sorcery | Put X −1/−1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Diabore: 3
electra310: @r10pez10 Seems plausible
r10pez10: the goyf problem
Diabore: good ol zenith
GedankenPalast_:
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LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
hidingbox: the saddest of robots
r10pez10: some of the twilights are okay but the fanbase is a lot
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
arachnid654: ben its in playyyyy
arachnid654: the montaña
Diabore: "well, this doesnt die on turn 4"
fcloud: wubrg is in play
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh [4UBR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas [7] | [+2]: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. / [+1]: Each opponent exiles two cards from their hand. / [−4]: Nicol Bolas deals 7 damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls. / [−12]: Exile each nonland permanent your opponen…
letsbelgo: ok then
MegaDosX: Oops
gsyhiap: Nicol Scoopus
SlyFrostPaw: Nicol Bofas
Jezus38: it's been a long week, Ben. We all forgive
Diabore: yeah ben about to steal all the spells from the top so nelly keeps drawing lands too
Diabore: cruel?
BrowneePointz: Alara was one year before this
MegaDosX: Nicols Bolas
BrowneePointz: the lrr crew started mtg again around m10 zendi so just AFTER Alara iirc
Diabore: card reader?
BrowneePointz: it was still AROUND but wasn’t the new hotness
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
Diabore: ty
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Declaration in Stone [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
LoadingReadyRun: ya, we started when Worldwake had just come out. Scars of Mirrodin was the first set release after we got back into it
Mai_Andra: Commence Operation: Getting a Clue
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Diabore: garruk is pissed
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LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
solemn_storm: !cube
solemn_storm: !cubelist
Dog_of_Myth: !decklist
Diabore: ajani didnt get on the reader
solemn_storm: ah ty!
LRRbot: Ajani, Caller of the Pride [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. / [−3]: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of turn. / [−8]: Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Diabore: !card garruk, veil-cursed
LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / [−1]: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−3]: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
PupSnap: oh no ben
dolphgrim: Our Ben is dying. 😭😭
Dog_of_Myth: Good time to get water yourself chat
lamina5432: we like you nelly
vinopinguino: Hydrate chat
RockPusher: Dust Legion Zealot
Orcaflosse: dont forget to water the ben
stippledotter: Good lore
Krillin_fan: Nelly if you had the time and desire to do so, what kind of cube would you make?
powerflapjack: i walk away for 2 minutes and ben explodes
Jezus38: wheeler did a killer job with this cube. every time someone plays a card, I just think, "man that card was fun back in the day"
Cannonfodder79: Report for roping smh
v_15212: nelson mirror match
powerflapjack: what the heck
pawssumplace: Are the dice huge, or am I just-
SalamiSuperstar: Dust Legion Zealot
LRRbot: Sword of Body and Mind [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and that player mills ten cards. / Equip {2}
WriterRaven: Ooo, that's a spicy boi.
Lobo_Apache: We're not here to fornicate with arachnids
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
LoadingReadyRun:
@pawssumplace normal dice, we are all tiny 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi, I'm glad Ben's ok and the Dusty Legion didn't get him
Thefluffiestguineapig: I return with delicious gnocchi
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
BrowneePointz: sword of “wins limited”
Delmsh: Are those dice available anywhere?
LRRbot: Geist-Honored Monk [3WW] | Creature — Human Monk [*/*] | Vigilance / Geist-Honored Monk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control. / When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Diabore: uh oh
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
vinopinguino: Is this cube very innistrad heavy?
LRRbot: Black Sun's Zenith [XBB] | Sorcery | Put X −1/−1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinopinguino James did seem to enjoy that
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
fundins: two is enough for the board
A_NO0B: well, monk still dies when the creatures die
solemn_storm: vrbo trickster or airbnb scamp
Diabore: cats equal to life total im guessing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this Ajani gets frightening
Jezus38: i recommend redrawing BSZ for the ajani ult
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore With life gain you can have 30 some cats
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have had that many cats sent at me
fcloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig how did you receive them?
ContingentCat: That's a good amount of cats
LoadingReadyRun: Even Ajani is like "That's too many cats"
yatagarasu1177: it’s a good thing bens deck has a wrath
e_bloc: Really nice of nelly tbh, ben loves animals
frozenphoenix7: Having many creatures also happens to be pretty good with that Garruk.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
Jezus38: @e_bloc but he is allergic, no?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud In games one time it was to my face because they also had some Bloomburrow nonsense where "anytime you make a token, also make a rabbit token" or something with eating food making a rabbit. Another time I nuked their board
e_bloc: @Jezus38 Love is pain
Jezus38: fair
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LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 This is why Gusgus has been such a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: UGH
emperorchampion: these are some bangers on the board right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's one of the "oh please not this" things to see. That and the white cat that makes all other cats +1/+1 and have lifelink when it is on the board
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh [4UBR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas [7] | [+2]: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. / [+1]: Each opponent exiles two cards from their hand. / [−4]: Nicol Bolas deals 7 damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls. / [−12]: Exile each nonland permanent your opponen…
e_bloc: Regal caracal
Diabore: i hate to say it but i think ben is just gonna get buried under planeswalker value
e_bloc: You are thinking of
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Yeah, Regal Caracal plus this Ajani is BRUTAL
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig You say brutal, I say a good time
Jezus38: all cats all the time
Diabore: theres a trample card in play
emperorchampion:

fundins: @Diabore he wins unless ajani ults soon, one turn ago would have been good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc It can be both. I once used the white cat token creation plus the 2/2 Vigillance Menace Syr Vondram in WB and that was just back breaking for opponents
BrowneePointz: do we gotta go for the 16 2/2s?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz 16 2/2s doesn't seem bad
e_bloc: Face is a place
Delmsh: I mean I think if he made the cats last turn then he wins here
e_bloc: Suggestive
Thefluffiestguineapig: The other reason I can see Nelly leaving Ajani there is as an alternate target to his face
Dog_of_Myth: Dat wurm
vinopinguino: This is a grindy game
e_bloc: Talk about having a semi
vinopinguino: Both players with bangerz on the board
fundins: @Delmsh yes, he had the overrun on garruk, but it will be turned off next turn due to the spirit token
Jezus38: how many tokens did james buy? 120, and mostly cats?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 There's also a bunch of artifact makers, and Lili of the veil in here
Heefnoff: Ayo?
Heefnoff: I’d crack that clue
fundins: @Jezus38 he bought tokens for 120 dollars I think
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: chat ive got a new (for me) jean jacket from Value Village
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@IsabellaTheFoxgirl 
Heefnoff: Two of my favorite people running the set I’m glad to see it
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Jezus38: makes sense. the number of different tokens has been impressive tbf
Diabore: they just stay gone, thats good
BrowneePointz: Ajani beating Nicol is lore Accurate
RegisTKM: Think of how many cats that pilgrim could block
Cutriss: @isabellathefoxgirl Shame it wasn’t Giant Tiger, that’d be more on brand ATM
Diabore: both players doing math
adambomb625: @RegisTKM one
e_bloc: avacyn's pilgrim has become unstuck in time
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore And thinking hard about what could possibly be in deck/hand
jwholla: armada wurm art reminds me of something but i cant quite put my finger on it
e_bloc: @jwholla how about your whole hand
omegamarkel: real grindy game
Earthenone:
yeah, its on the tip of my tounge too 
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
Diabore: !card master of the wild hunt
LRRbot: Master of the Wild Hunt [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
Diabore: 24*
omegamarkel: gg
BrowneePointz: Canonical Win
Strebenherz: daanng
Diabore: gg's gg's
MegaDosX: Never look
Dog_of_Myth:

BrowneePointz: Ajani beats Bolas Again
Diabore: nelly wheeler finals
insanecat6mtg:

TheLadyMakai: gg
Thefluffiestguineapig:
GG!
fundins: you survive the turn, but its still hard to win
e_bloc: a little rude for Nelly to bring 16 cats to Ben when he's allergic
vinopinguino: gg
bunbun3000: Nelly his creatures back
vinopinguino: def a heavy weight fight
letsbelgo: make sure nelly gets his huntsman back!
offbeatwitch: that was a solid game
letsbelgo: and pilgrim
SlyFrostPaw: ah the Emerel strategy.. BAM
r10pez10: wheeler is on some other axis
Dog_of_Myth: Send in Torg
n3ther: uhoh he's here
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: Snerge got robbed last night
e_bloc: cheap heat
WriterRaven: Good gods I *WISH* Snerge had won the Rumble. That would have been hilarious.
vinopinguino: beat wheeler!
avjamethyst: I'm rooting for ben at least
Forgebold: where's the level 5 superjudge when we need him?
bunbun3000: Nelly! You’re dudes!
letsbelgo: Did nelly get his creatures back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven It was still funny Torg won
e_bloc:
@avjamethyst 
Strebenherz: @WriterRaven same tbh? Get SNERGED
vinopinguino: booo
Dog_of_Myth:
@avjamethyst Bold choice there. 
medvedeneris: <message deleted>what is that, three fat guys talkin about
adambomb625: Did I miss a Loading Ready Rumble Yesterday?
aerohydra: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you Mods!
aerohydra: it was excellent
e_bloc: winner gets to use the name 'Ben' until the next Subathon
Thefluffiestguineapig:

adambomb625: i'll have to catch the vod
SixStringDreams: The Ultimate Showdown! Benny Wheels vs Team Nelly Deals
Strebenherz: @adambomb625 the late last night stream, very worth checking out, lots of nonsense
BrainBetter: @adambomb625 Catch the VOD. There were so many memes born.
stippledotter: @adambomb625 The Summertime Slammertime a Secondtime!
Anubis169: and nothing of value was lost
Mechsican: Door
Strebenherz: ONE MORE DOOR
vinopinguino: i missed the rumble but i was there for the doors
Strebenherz: So many doors
e_bloc: it will be forever known as Door Games though
vinopinguino: DOOR GAMES
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinopinguino Maximum Door
RockPusher: ohai Ian
offbeatwitch: the whole gang's here
Nightecho06 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 95 months!
Nightecho06: Woo!
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r10pez10: holy shit we got a peanut gallery
adambomb625: Ah, I'm East Coast, so late PST is like 1 am for me
Micalovits: Damn, so many cool blurry people!
CAKHost: So much LRR all at once!
FPNY41: Door Games? Like Legend of the Red Dragon?
Dog_of_Myth: Look at all those cool people.
e_bloc: oh yeah I think it ran past 1
LostThePirate:
Oh hey, it's the Denny's crew coordinating 
SubscribensteinsMonster: @Micalovits blurry happy people~
FadedOverseer: all hands on deck!
HedWund:

Strebenherz: PEOPLE
johnnylongtorso: @FPNY41 hello, I am also old
vinopinguino: team huddle!
SlyFrostPaw: Blurry Happy People Drawing Hands (of 7)
exeJayce: doggo!!
vinopinguino: way to go team!
Dog_of_Myth: Dog!!
Anubis169: Doggo!!
Juliamon: her!!
Fancy_frenchman: dog dog dog dog
Nightecho06: Watching the people watch the people, while the dog watches us
Phailhammer: her
lamina5432: everyone gathers for the finals
BrainBetter: @FPNY41 I feel very old now. Thank you.
CAKHost:
Doggo! 
Mr_Horrible: la creatura
snacksmuncher69:

Vinewood_OG:

MegaDosX: Awoo!
CAKHost: Love Juniper
FPNY41: @johnnylongtorso Hello Old, I'm Dad
vinopinguino: Juniper
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good pupper!!!
vinopinguino: !
SlyFrostPaw:
this music is so good 
TheLadyMakai: pupper!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at how good the doggo is!!
emilevitt:
e 
mistborn_wit: It looks like James is giving them a stern talking to lul
RockPusher: It is quite nice blurry cam lets us see James doing his producing job
powerflapjack: they come back on wheeler and nelly are like "so we can just split, i'll give you the cookie and i get the trophy?"
vinopinguino: james is probably thanking everyone for the hard work
vinopinguino: congrats on the sub goal team!
Molladia: Cube finished very early it seems, are they deciding what to do for 2 hours?
CAKHost: Even Beej is there and he only does Magic on Special Occasions
Strebenherz: BUSS OFF TWITCH COPYRIGHT, let me clip doggo
umbrakittygirl: Party!
mistborn_wit: There is a final round
omegamarkel: has Beej become the blue cable
RockPusher: James: "Okay, any blockers? Have you updated your Jira tickets?"
ClodiumSoride: @Molladia that's what I figured
Anubis169:

Eepymrrp:

vinopinguino: i whip my hair back and forth
SixStringDreams: James, get off the stage, we want Magic: The Gathering
SubscribensteinsMonster:
@Eepymrrp 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @vinopinguino I don't. The hair is willing but the neck is old and crunchy . . .
SlyFrostPaw:
why note Jamesic The Jathering? 
BrowneePointz: chaaaaaat my Space Opera D&D Kickstarter playtest materials dropped todaaAy
vinopinguino: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving i have no hair, just jealous of jordynnes locks
idontgetmyrealname: called in the boss for the glory of commentating the final I see
SixStringDreams: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving One day it'll happen to youuuuuuu
CAKHost: Chat, do you think there are still hidden clowns on the Live Set? From Unfinity?
MrGibberish is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 820 in the channel!
Lobo_Apache:
@BrowneePointz I hadn't had time to look at it, but mine also dropped 
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Molladia: @BrowneePointz Way to go Brownie, post links on discords ETC
ElementalAlchemist: A real actual final round!
vinopinguino: whao
Dog_of_Myth:

Boomyakalolo: heck yeah pizza
Mythallian: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
Anubis169: worth it
Mr_Bitterness:

ElementalAlchemist: mmmmm, cookies
CAKHost: Yay Angel cookie
RockPusher: The stakes have never been higher!
BrainBetter: Excellent prize support!
Jezus38: time to bet all these fake moneys i've earned by watching?
BrowneePointz: Gw based midrange and alt wincons dot deck
SlyFrostPaw: Glory, AND a cookie? nice
r10pez10: wheeler's deck is wild
Micalovits: Wheeler has won like, one game with damage
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @vinopinguino I'll swap some of my hair for a bit of neck youth. I always expected to lose the stuff anyway . . .
lamina5432: dennnys
Dog_of_Myth:
Denny's 
lamina5432:

ghizmou: capping
ElementalAlchemist: 🧢
eshplode:

Xan_The_Quiet: hit the cap no cap?
rensti14: thank you guys!
CAKHost: Yay Capping!
ErynTzun: Breakfast it's what's for dinner?
electra310: Yay cap!
e_bloc: bussed a cap in this subathon
vinopinguino: winner gets a grand slam?
Earthenone: #dinkybits
sandemandb is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 7 in the channel!
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A_NO0B: do bits also add to pizza?
ElementalAlchemist: "It's not a donk tank." --Graham
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
theamc2000: does the donkey get to try the dunk tank
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Dennys! They have given 1961 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Mr_Horrible: the donkey will simply bear witness to the dunk tank
CaptainSpam: And after that, they self-destruct the Moonbase.
r10pez10: how much for wheeler in the bunny pen
Earthenone: are either of these comepetiors allowed to eat the cookie if they win it?
e_bloc: its live so donkey's gonna happen
CAKHost: Don't Donkey your dunk
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
Anubis169:
Dog_of_Myth: I love that Dennys has been subscribed 2 months already 
vinopinguino: we want donkey! *clap clap clapclapclap*
exeJayce: LMAO Dennys
RealLegitStreamer is gifting 25 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 445 in the channel!
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Diabore: countdown to pizza!
electra310: Ooh, reallegitgifting!
MegaDosX: Holy shit
CAKHost: Is the Denny's segment just them filming at Denny's?
Anubis169: thank you RealLegitStreamer!
Juliamon: Dennys definitely got subbed during NaDtD3
Dog_of_Myth:
@Anubis169 Crazy how that works out. 
Anubis169: also cool name!
CAKHost: An offset Good MOrning Moonbase?
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
ClodiumSoride: @CAKHost yep
letsbelgo: Did you get your huntsman back from ben nelly?
CAKHost: @ClodiumSoride Cool! :3
Earthenone: 15?
RealLegitStreamer: I just want to see number go down
LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
electra310: Oh, it's a countdown to Pizza, that's fun
hidingbox: Got a bus to catch
stippledotter:
Me and paying off a surgery cant contribute more than my monthly sub, but it is a delight to see the matchless force of the community 
Mishapp53 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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ElementalAlchemist: Mana George
r10pez10: canlander players smh
ElementalAlchemist: who should be counted
Mr_Horrible: it's North 40 Showdown, a James Cubenadian Throwdown
electra310: @stippledotter Still good to have you here, hope the surgery went well!
Cptasparagus: i got my riftbound judgeship recently , great game
Dog_of_Myth: @stippledotter Every bit and subs helps.
EvilBadman: They want that Denny's. Or cookie. Or both.
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
Anubis169:
stippledotter: ...which is a-ok, just being here is enough and great to have ya here 
CAKHost: As the kids in FNAF The Ball Pit said, "Gotta have that Zza"
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
mtvcdm: @stippledotter We're happy just to have you here
stippledotter: @electra310 It did, thanks! Spouse has a functional spine now 😅
RockPusher:
stippledotter and everyone else who can't contribute monetarily, you help just by being here and enjoying the nonsense 
LRRbot: Baneslayer Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
LionelMarye:
hi, I don't know this channel but somehow I was gifted a sub so thanks and good luck with your subathon 
TriuneSystem is paying forward the Gift they got from Pywodwagon to the community!
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CAKHost: And i think that game was The Ball Pit. Or the Secret of the Ball Pit.... Unless I am mixing that with Secret of the Mimic title...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost I haven't interacted directly with that franchise in a while but that sounds correct
Mr_Horrible: thanks for dropping by
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Secret of the Mimic is a different game
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Dog_of_Myth:

joshpm88: @adamdaw Thanks for the gift sub!
vinopinguino: damn adamdaw
adamdaw: Did someone say gift subs?
eshplode: Does Twitch start gifting subs to random users if every viewer is subbed?
SlyFrostPaw: @LionelMarye welcome on in 👋 we're happy you stopped by
rensti14: holy cow adamdaw
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
ghizmou: Woah
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
exeJayce: wow, another 50??? nice
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
Natedogg2: Oh wow.
Anubis169: Good lord, thank you adamdaw!
SubscribensteinsMonster: GOTTEM
Jezus38: woweow
Mr_Horrible: shiiiiiiii-
PupSnap: WOW
theamc2000: harms way
Hewdra: YOOOOO
Diabore: god DAMN
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's sick
MegaDosX: Holy shit what a tech
Mr_Bitterness: OH BOY
vinopinguino: GOT EM
CAKHost: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll take it then! I'll probably eventually look at a games list again. I'm only vaguely in the fandom in that a content maker I like plays some of the mainline games.
lamina5432: some tech there
SlyFrostPaw: @eshplode kinda, it prioritises followers even if theyre not in chat, but sometimes random people gett one
vinopinguino: nelly with the swerve
Fruan: God I loved Harm's Way back in the day.
zelukester:

LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Diabore: nelly also gains 1 if i missed it
Mr_Horrible: a (1) danto, first (1) fort
adamdaw:

Diabore: cool, just making sure im paying attention
BusTed: pretty badass
Hewdra: FUCK YEAH
MegaDosX: Yeah that was super sick
Hewdra: SO FUCKING COOL
vinopinguino: the crowd went wild
Krillin_fan: nelly had ice in his veins during that play
LRRbot: Avenger of Zendikar [5GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.
MegaDosX: Oh no
ghizmou:
100 Exciting gameplay
Mr_Horrible: that was mix
Diabore: speaking of big
62MGcobra: Magic the way James intended
Diabore: NO SHOT
vinopinguino: thank you based james
MegaDosX: Well at least he's unlikely to Terminus now
r10pez10: me at lowe's
LRRbot: Declaration in Stone [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.
Mr_Horrible: he has not yet begun to fetch, G
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SlyFrostPaw But as you can see there's some people actively chatting (who some of us know are regular chatters) that didn't get subs, so it truly is puling from the follower list at random is my guess
MegaDosX: No clues hilariously
inetro: R o u g h
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bye plants
CAKHost: (Off off topic, I kinda think it's weird to shorten pizza to zza. Pizza is a funny word to say... probably because it makes you say "pee" at the start and my brain is apparently still a fan of toilet humor. OH WELL)
Mr_Horrible: doesn't even get the clue
theamc2000: do you make a token off captain?
MegaDosX: That "nontoken" doing some work there
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
SymphonySolstice: @CAKHost why say zza when you can say pizz
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @CAKHost counter point you get to sound like a surfer when you say "Zah"
vinopinguino: these two are podracing
WarCorrespondent: dis ceit or dat ceit?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Depending on it there might have been an ARG component, but I've deliberately distanced myself from the fandom for......creator bad reasons
omegamarkel: wow gg very fast
SlyFrostPaw: @WarCorrespondent dem ceits
Mr_Horrible: get in the wall, kids
MegaDosX: That was a very cool game
CAKHost: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Fair point!
Diabore: that was beautiful
Mr_Bitterness: GO Nelly! Bring down the heel!
vinopinguino: awwww
rabbitgta: BTW you have good luck
Mr_Horrible: +2
rensti14: fun game!
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
idontgetmyrealname: win for the good guys!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Ok Uncle Montelado
Heefnoff: Some of my favorite people running the game hell yeah
MWGNZ:
paul
Molladia: Paul with the ideal timing
e_bloc:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Awww Nelly
LionelMarye:
@SlyFrostPaw 
Heefnoff: Hope you're doing well gang
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vinopinguino: did yall rent a party bus to take yall to denny's?
abaddon2501: Can y'all sloooooow doooowwwwwnnnnnn
MegaDosX: Live with no-one in the booth is like a plane without a pilot
rogerivany: The Moonbase is haunted?
Heefnoff: GRAHHHH LOCK IN
Heefnoff: TELL EM BEN
northern_ronin42: Oh, that's when Gibbs is running tech, he's hard to see through the window.
CAKHost: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeeeah I can understand that feeling. I'm not interested in it enough either because of that. Something something, a bit of death of the Author such.
SymphonySolstice: party bus for clowns
Heefnoff: Good to see y'all
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig "I've this casque of rare Clue back here, just this way..."
eshplode: It's just a very small party bus
rabbitgta: They might get there
azninsect: people in the mini, the mini in the bus
letsbelgo: Did you get your huntsman back from ben nelly? ͏
ElementalAlchemist: only people who can fit in Ian's Mini, which is more people than you might expect (including Ian)
SixStringDreams: How many hours has it been going so far?
e_bloc: dare i say a venga bus'
RockPusher: I've legit seen RV's with a mini in the back
Diabore: who gets to ride on the roof of the mini?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
stippledotter: Just get Serge's Friday Nights car
wrapscalion: The bus is coming
BrowneePointz: yall are making me miss Denny’s. it’s aggressively fine food, but sometimes it hits just the spot
doubleo21: Gettingit out is the real trick
Anubis169: Is Ian's mini a modern mini or a traditional 60s one?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i would love to take a ride in Ian's Mini, its a very fine specimen
idontgetmyrealname: old
dunny0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
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BrowneePointz: just post Alara ye
quietcat: had a field trip to an observatory in university, prof rented a party bus to get there. the vibe was very weird lol
northern_ronin42: Judging from the racing stream, Ian is pretty willing to try to put his Mini in a buss...
RockPusher: Soon to be Nelson's James's Cube by Wheeler
SymphonySolstice: a cube made of james
vinopinguino: james nostalgia cube
omegamarkel: that checks out
BrowneePointz: the Revival Era
azninsect: nice
BrowneePointz: Second Golden era?
EvilBadman: Stops at War of the Spark
Mr_Horrible: I peaked *right* before this cube starts
BrowneePointz: I don’t know what to call it
idontgetmyrealname: @northern_ronin42 is he willing, or just accepting his fate?
xantos69: My favorite card from that era is Hellrider. Y'all remember that?
CAKHost: I wonder if Ian will look into Clown Car technology for his Mini. Imagine the leg room...
powerflapjack: the mending era?
Mai_Andra: <Mine o'clock theme intensifies>
SlyFrostPaw: Old Cool Stuff is sure a great cube type
e_bloc: it's a 1 hr time limit match
Natedogg2: We have to go to Denny's.
e_bloc: whoever scores the most pinfalls
LRRbot: Dauntless Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose another creature you control. / Sacrifice this creature: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Anubis169: so... Jam³s
WriterRaven sings "Nelson's James's Cube by Wheeler" to the TMNT theme. Because their brain is poisoned.
DirectorStephanie: @anubis169 *brain hurts*
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: I don’t wanna call it the Modern(not the format) era cuz I feel that’s post WotS
vinopinguino: savannah lion with more text
Thefluffiestguineapig: 29 subs to pizza party if I can read correctly?
Anubis169: you're welcome
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
stippledotter:
@Anubis169 
goombalax: coach just called and said the olympics are dumb
MegaDosX: Many
ElementalAlchemist: pizza!
theamc2000: true
Anubis169:

vinopinguino: true bestie
AkiraBalance27: it just happens so rarely
BusTed: p-i-z-z-aaa
DirectorStephanie: also Subtember’s a great motivator
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Dog_of_Myth:

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e_bloc: Wheeler is the ultimate heel of LRR
r10pez10: it's *august*
gsyhiap: True, but that may be unrelated to the subs
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
narset6691 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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BrowneePointz: yep
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yup
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Mindfire13: True. Always a joy to watch someone who's good at a game lose.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler challenged chat
Anubis169: it's subtember in the same way October is christmas
mtvcdm: We just started Subtember yeah
BrowneePointz: it’s like 4 days early
northos: subtemgust
Mai_Andra: ♫ bah-di-yah ♫
eshplode: The Christmas decorations are also out already
DirectorStephanie: indeed it is! they extended Subtember
vinopinguino: end of august is the new september
stippledotter: Twitch months must be based on the moon
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
CAKHost: Heeler is hmm. Wonder what kinda of a character that will be...
rogerivany: Subtember just happens earlier and earlier every year
e_bloc: Subtember ends at on September 15th when it becomes halloween
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
gsyhiap: Happy submas everyone!
Jezus38: yeah, capitalism
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because fuck real logic, or labels and time
mtvcdm: We've lost the true meaning of Subtember
Cptasparagus: dont google "expanding holiday"
radioshackraider: I went grocery shopping on Monday and the store had Christmas stuff out already
SixStringDreams: Something something...Wake me up when September ends?
Mr_Horrible: much like the Christmas Creep, this is the Subtember Slough
PupSnap: Man watching LRR and CFL on my two screens. SO. MUCH. CANCON.
MrSarkhan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months, currently on a 101 month streak!
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BusTed: what's next, that toyotathon creep?
radioshackraider: No Halloween stuff or anything like that either. Just Christmas stuff
Cptasparagus: @e_bloc i bought candy corn today lol
Bruceski: I got candy corn today. On purpose.
quasi79fu: isnt it because sept first is a holiday?
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Diabore: for the 6969
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [−4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
e_bloc: @BusTed this is a happy honda days househould
WriterRaven: @Mr_Horrible Sloughbtember doesn't have the same ring to it, sadly.
Anubis169: a what?
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
electra310: Oooh, so close you can almost smell the pepperoni
Diabore: no it wasnt updated yet!
Mr_Horrible:
@BusTed get that shit outta here, we're a hondadays household 
Thefluffiestguineapig:

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LowUpsideCJ: before you know it it'll be the lexus december to remember in the middle of toyotathon
vinopinguino: cant wait to see gideon be revived in reality fracture
Jezus38: @Diabore so close
TruPhantomAngel: “Do you remember?” …..no…
eshplode: Gideon, "#Ally" of Zendikar
Dr_fragenstien: has wheeler cast pulse on something in his graveyard today?
Diabore: @Jezus38 i did a serge!
goombalax: white knight ally? I know that guy
BusTed:
@e_bloc @Mr_Horrible 
hd_dabnado: it was a banger
BrowneePointz: Gideon that terrorized standard
stippledotter: At the end of the lunar eclipse, as the full moon shone again, Twitch decreed "eh, close enough"
LRRbot: Whisperwood Elemental [3GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | At the beginning of your end step, manifest the top card of your library. / Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, face-up nontoken creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library."
Jezus38: @Diabore I have no idea what that means, but if too many people sub, we lose it forever
e_bloc: can we please revoke one sub
Mr_Horrible:
e_bloc honored to share the brain cell 
vinopinguino: gideon, main character of zendikar
BrowneePointz: it lorded over that standard format its ENTIRE legality
Jezus38: there it goes
MegaDosX: Quick someone unsubscribe
TheNerdySimulation: ally o7
e_bloc:
@Mr_Horrible 
MegaDosX: We went one over on the sub count Graham
stippledotter: We simply want the funny number
Anubis169: e_bloc: You can, as long as you're able to convince Amazon as a company to voluntarily give back money
Anubis169: (good luck)
e_bloc: @Anubis169 it'd be easier to saw my own arm off
SymphonySolstice: diabore flew too close to the nice sun
mtvcdm: I remember when families would solemnly and *respectfully* mark Subtember before it went all commercial; when Subway came out with its Footlong Twitching Sub and bits of mayo splashed all over everyone it was all over
Mr_Horrible:
etc etc
azninsect: run it back!
hidingbox: ah shucks
azninsect: start the week over
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
adamdaw: Seems reasonable
SubscribensteinsMonster: I approve of this message
azninsect: (dont)
Foxmar320: Run it back
e_bloc: hear me out: someone gift 9999 subs
theamc2000: it is 6(9) 70
InfiniTokens: @e_bloc With only your teeth
r10pez10: 6970 is just 67 times 10
gsyhiap: Better shoot for 42069 instead
Jezus38: next year, we can try harder? or slightly less hard I guess...
Mr_Horrible: "please graham, I have a cat, and a home stream..."
AkiraBalance27: Nelsons deck is strong
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can shoot for a nice bit count
stippledotter: Just groundhog daying the subathon until DB
RockPusher:
The evil has been defeated!

azninsect: woo
wrapscalion: Congrats Nelly!
mtvcdm: 22 sub points from the pizza and then it's on to the ice cream
BrowneePointz: good old fair midrange
Mr_Bitterness: GG!
SymphonySolstice: nelly reigns supreme!
Krillin_fan: nelly! woo!
Anubis169: da da da DAAAAAAH
TheLadyMakai: GG
SixStringDreams: *Horns Playing*
insanecat6mtg:

GrassVortex:

MegaDosX: Holy cookie
lochnessseammonster:

vinopinguino: nelly nelly hes our man
e_bloc: Wheeler would have won if he ate the cookie
WarCorrespondent: someone just Spider-Sensed my Doomsday Excruciator
Jezus38: diabeetus
stippledotter: Ooooooooo
GrassVortex:

SymphonySolstice: c o o k e
Veshnikard: Nelly wins Nelly's cube
BusTed: enormous
vinopinguino: wooo
powerflapjack: look at the size of that thing!
theamc2000: so many chips
ElementalAlchemist: that's a good-lookin' cookie
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good cookie
Anubis169: that's a cake
WriterRaven: Ooo, that's a UNIT.
SodiumFox: dang I want that cookie :3
Mr_Horrible:
okay I thought watching people get run over by a truck was on the schedule for *tomorrow* 
MrSarkhan: that is a massive cookie
r10pez10: Bengineering he did it
62MGcobra: chonker
electra310: thicc
Delmsh:

mtvcdm: Left chocolate no beef
TruPhantomAngel: I remember my partner got a BFZ box, pulled an Expedition Marsh Flats, traded for a second box, bet them if they got the same expedition I could have it….and I got a Expedition Marsh Flats. lol
PhorrestGaze: thicc boi
BusTed: feeds a family of 4
bytecaster: thookie
vinopinguino: give him the coookie!!
YeOldeMark: Good looking cookie
Chartle: cookie on the card reader
TheNerdySimulation: hoo bby
Juliamon: that's a full-ass sandwich cookie
ghizmou: incredible
TruPhantomAngel: Big cookie!
JKBalch: That cookie is thicker than my dad's wallet
vinopinguino: gawdamn
InfiniTokens: "Free slobber"
ghizmou: not even chewed
ContingentCat: This is the cookie you do it all for
avjamethyst: so sad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson's James's Cube by Wheeler
GhostValv: bringing home da cookies
Dr_fragenstien: like a caveman bringing his hunt back to his home
electra310: Aww
azninsect: justice, and cookie for avjamethyst
Krillin_fan: great cube james/wheeler
Mr_Horrible: he fought hard
RockPusher: Time to vamp
e_bloc: just get her a cookie from Denny;'s
e_bloc: thanks James!
EvilBadman: "win or don't come back"
n3ther: The cookie of victory
northern_ronin42: I didn't realize the Muffins of Victory became a Cookie of victory.
SlyFrostPaw: I for one welcome our Nelly overlord
Mai_Andra: wait... i step away for 2 minutes...
hidingbox: James's cube brought to you by Wheeler, won by Nelson
xantos69: If somebody licks a cooking in front of them then offers me that cookie. I still want it.
Mr_Horrible: i think that's more "bite" infringement
stippledotter: Each bite gives Nelly 3 life. Hes the strongest of us all.
vinopinguino: we already knew wheeler was going to be on the couch tonight from canlander segment
RockPusher: We interrupt this stream to give you this stream. Back to this stream.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What category were you on the front page for?
northern_ronin42: Beej vamping? What a treat!
RockPusher: To the Denny's!
BrowneePointz: Matt
RockPusher: Yes
BusTed:
pancakes 
BrowneePointz: Matt’s never been
SymphonySolstice: front page dennys! front page dennys!
Anubis169: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:21 PM
Thefluffiestguineapig: DENNY'S
BrowneePointz: egg and ham sandwich
ContingentCat: Oo Beej camping is fun
Mr_Horrible: mmm, big fuckin' waffle...
CAKHost: Will you do a silly walk to Denny's?
BrowneePointz: Denny’s is fine
LowUpsideCJ: there's only so many things it can be at dennys tbh
HorusFive: All Dennys are the same Dennys
Micalovits: And without the fights
hd_dabnado: we have a different regional one here
BrowneePointz: it’s aggressively fine
Delmsh: dennys starting at 9ish?
Foxmar320: I prefer Waffle House
doubleo21: I’m a big fan of the Grand Slamwich.
simplydavemn: Per Patton Oswalt check out the mascots!
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, Ulmer has never had it before? well that will be an experience
northern_ronin42: I think "I've never been to Dennies" is a sign of strong mental health.
Lobo_Apache: Waffle House is amazing, it's dinner anda movie
Commodore_Perry_GG: it's emotional violence
HorusFive: If you have been to one, you have been to all
Mr_Horrible: hmm, maybe I go to the diner tomorrow (not a Denny's, actually good)
ThorSokar: Who hasn't been dumped and left at a Denny's
Foxmar320: Better food at Waffle House
JKBalch: Less violence, less taste
MWGNZ: which one has the mosh pit?
Veshnikard: there is no Denny's scale
RockPusher: Do you best their champion?
r10pez10: but it's literally called denies
Anubis169:
I know a guy that pulled up to a Denny's in a limouzine 
vinopinguino: waffle house minus the fist fights
Thefluffiestguineapig: @northern_ronin42 Or not taking long road trips of a particular type
ContingentCat: no violence
Natedogg2: People asked for Waffle House to be added to a fighting game. No one has done that for Denny's. They are not equal.
powerflapjack: it's hashbrown house really
SymphonySolstice: it's not even bad, I would call the ones here good even
ArmstrongRGM96X: Waffle House is a PVP enabled zone. Dennys is not, but its parking lot is
dunny0: Who hasn't ended up at a Denny's at 2am
HedWund: i too was upset by the waffles at the house
stippledotter: They build the house of waffles so you can eat everything else
ArtDecoSunburn: Waffle House isn't really about the waffles.
Veshnikard: the pancakes at IHOP aren't good either
MaddogM: I've been to Denny's, and I think they went broke here 30 years ago
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, there is a Waffle House in Atlanta! I need to go.
SlyFrostPaw:
will we get to witness a Denny's Grand Slam??? 
Dog_of_Myth: That hashbrowns though....
InfiniTokens: I don't like 5 Guys Fries. It's ther #2 thing.
LowUpsideCJ: one time i pitched a 24 hour city denny's tour as a bit for my campus tv show
corpocracy: Best thing at a Waffle House? The hash browns
Mr_Horrible: iirc Waffle House also varies wildly by franchise, more than other places
A_NO0B: what time was it graham?
geckoinasuit: violence happens behind a dennys
n3ther: they're both good for the same reason. after a big night, you're tired and are hangry
azninsect: violence is an "everywhere" thing
Gadora: I was at Denny's this past January during a convention, and it was delight to discover you get endless refills on mugs of cocoa.
HorusFive: @Anubis169 That's just prom night friend
ArtDecoSunburn: It's not just Denny's, sir.
insanecat6mtg: I just ate at Denny's earlier today. Got crepes there.
xantos69: I'm in on IHOP over Dennys and Waffle House.
Mai_Andra: ♫ When You Believe~ ♪
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: no waffle is just a denotation of the type of establishment
brainbosh: Waffle house quality depends on the waffle house and time of day
azninsect:

simplydavemn: iHOP had decent pancakes, but great omlettes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Waffle House none of the food is good
geckoinasuit: oh man is there gonna be a dennys livestream
TruPhantomAngel: Oh that’s Roscoe’s, Graham.
Foxmar320: Waffle House has waffles?! I always get burgers
WarCorrespondent:

HedWund:

SixStringDreams:
The morale is to start a fight at Denny's 
gsyhiap:
positive energy
doubleo21: At least the pancakes at IHOP are pretty good
vinopinguino: we can all get into fights wherever you wish
ContingentCat: With the power of friendship violence can happen
kat2kool: violence at Denny’s is usually contained in the parking lot
Anubis169: !break
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Mr_Horrible: @xantos69 but you have to still razz them for that brief IHOb nonsense
Micalovits: Liek, 26 hours if you include the sub scroll
Thefluffiestguineapig: Waffle House is used as a literal measure of how bad a weather disaster is
ArtDecoSunburn: Waffle House is a Southern thing.
Snowcookies: sadly I must sleep, so I'll be gone for at least 6 hrs
vinopinguino: see yall at dennys
notarealartist: maybe it'll take 24 hours to thank all the subs 😆
HorusFive: @SixStringDreams Tonight on LRL- It's Denny's and violence is going to happen
Challis2070: So maybe I will get to see a tiny about of Dennys. Not much, cause I thought it would be tomorrow morning, But alas.
SlyFrostPaw:
Whatt The Bus is Up DENNYS
GuitarTime
idontgetmyrealname: in high school dennys was the late night post-Speech and Acting competition hang out for me and my friends
RockPusher: And Now… Experience Beej
Jezus38: i wish I could send 38 bits to be on brand and get a nice number
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive Hey, that's tomorrow (they are doing LRL tomorrow)
ErynTzun: Wait Denny's is on the schedule? lol
Dog_of_Myth: We have Waffle House in Indiana. They have been expanding out.
Juliamon: People really should read the schedule
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig If your Waffle House closes, the hurricane was really bad.
Juliamon: !schedule
e_bloc:
238
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun They are literally actually going to a waffle house
Mr_Horrible:
James 
Jezus38: @e_bloc you're a legend ty ty
simplydavemn: Will Dennys be to LRR what Golden Corral is to RiffTrax?
eshplode: Loading ready loading ready run
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig during a subathon that is pretty funny
ElementalAlchemist: vamping: playing the intro repeatedly for an hour
HorusFive: Vamp Monkey Vamp!
SymphonySolstice: hi double beej
RockPusher: but happen it did
notarealartist: hello beej!
TheLadyMakai: hi beej!
lamina5432: vampire beej
Micalovits: Hello Beej!
HorusFive: Play it again!@
NotCainNorAbel: sure look live
Anubis169: Beej is so awesome he has a double intro
Dog_of_Myth: You are
Strebenherz: hi beej
SodiumFox: correct you are
RainyMint: Hi Beej!
eshplode: Beej is not dead
electra310: Hi Beej!
MTigress: hi Beej!
Lobo_Apache: A Live Beej!
e_bloc: 9669
SandraAustin: Hi Beej
LostThePirate: Beej is indeed live
ErynTzun: oh hai Beej how is beej?
Mai_Andra: Live Beej in Your Area
PhorrestGaze: hi beej
rogerivany:
You're not live. 
hyalopterous: Hi Beej
spinebustertee: Undead Beej
ContingentCat: Hi Beej, it's happening that way regardless
theevermist: nope you're just talking to yourself
TheNerdySimulation:
hi beej 
LRRbot: Invisible Stalker [1U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | Hexproof / This creature can't be blocked.
LowUpsideCJ: Ah that explains the background
mtvcdm: Time for an hour and a half of Sexpoint
kat2kool: Hello Beej!
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r10pez10: bonus anime review
ErynTzun: Beej's buffer hour! Welcome to the buff zone!
MWGNZ: space AND time?
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Lobo_Apache: Ooooh, Key Jingling?!?
Jezus38: @e_bloc perfection
Mr_Horrible: wait really?
Mr_Horrible: goddamn
Commodore_Perry_GG: WHAT?
RockPusher: Anime review preview?
ghizmou: those are dangerous words
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Beej does a Cartalk?
electra310: Wait what?
RainyMint: Wait what?
chrono2x: That is a lie
BrowneePointz: Beej Smash or Pass Pokemon
e_bloc: holy shit it's that far away?
Strebenherz: TWO HOURS?
niccus: exile to denny's...
HedWund:
random entertainment with Beej!

notarealartist: wow that is a long drive
lochnessseammonster:

SquareDotCube: Did you finish Fallout?
Jezus38: wait, say again? it's a 2+ hour drive?
rogerivany: 2.5 hours? REally?
r0x0rm4n: holy
Natedogg2: Oh wow. I thought it was, 30 minutes away.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn There's a scale! The FEMA waffle house scale! So if it is open with full menu, that's no disaster, limited menu that's ok, no hot dishes that's requiring some assistence, no refrigeration is some evacuation (generally no electricity) if Waffle House is closed GET OUT
SymphonySolstice: 2 1/2 hours? say it aint so
HorusFive: Beej- you deserve to occupy space
TheNerdySimulation: beej phils the whole thing
CAKHost: Sooo... Anime?
NonjaBiru: Of course they want to go fast, it's Sonics 30th birthday
stippledotter: No Denny's in Victoria? Holy goodness
ContingentCat: So how's your day going?
eshplode: That's one hell of an adventure to Denny's
MaddogM: If Ian's driving ...
marchphoenix: wait denny's is how far away?
hidingbox: Heather's House of Lies is leaking?
korvys: So, an hour of troubleshooting Fallout?
northern_ronin42: Wait what? There's not a Denny's within two -hours-?
ThorSokar: OK, gonna put this in the sheet as "Beej Tells Lies Time"
Mystaira: Not even Beej has control over what Beej says.
JKBalch: Beej is un-rulable
chrono2x: I've eaten in the Dennys in Victoria
BrowneePointz: Scrandle?
SlyFrostPaw: You Cannot Control The Beej
mastershake29x: 2.5 hours might be a slight exaggeration
Anubis169: Noita?
Strebenherz: Also Beej, you are legit good to listen to, you're quite more than filler
darkcyril: So is this technically Road Quest season two?
WriterRaven: Two hours, eh? "Road Quest 2 Denny's"?
MalFnord: wait run that back, how far away is Denny’s?
r10pez10: puzzlequest
electra310: Do they need to take the ferry to Denny's?
Molladia: Anime roundup
quasi79fu: help im BEeeejs prisoner...Rescue me
e_bloc: Beej's anime roundup of anime from 1994
HorusFive: Tingle?
mtvcdm: Yep
SymphonySolstice: I KNEW IT
inetro: LETS GOO
Mindfire13: Pokemon Eat or Don't?
Lobo_Apache: WHOOO!!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
simplydavemn: You could vamp while messing with the Fallout settings?
kat2kool: YAY
omegamarkel: I knew it
wholsometiger: YES
flyman347: anime roundup?
Phailhammer:

BusTed:

Ritaspirithntr: YES!!!!
Anubis169:

FadedOverseer:

iris_of_ether:

LowUpsideCJ: i can't believe they make the local theater classes drive 2.5 hours after shows
SK__Ren: Called it!
SymphonySolstice: awww
ElementalAlchemist: oh, the anime roundup is back!
Anubis169: hahahahaha
notarealartist: you got us!
Jezus38: nice. I've been wanting to catch this
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz ^Agreed
niccus: on the front page?!
Ritaspirithntr: awwww
kat2kool: awwww
electra310: LMAO
CAKHost: XD
vinopinguino: denny's is so far da fu
SK__Ren: awww
Forlorgen: Beej please we need to know if its a joke is it really 2 hrs
Jezus38: F
darkcyril: @WriterRaven Same brain cell
exeJayce: time for weeb
lamina5432: anime reviewwsss
HorusFive: Oh no- my pertard
ContingentCat: YES!!
Xafty: oh thank god
rogerivany: I was about to say Round Up.
Genie_M: Aw
RockPusher: Kimiai is good!
Mr_Horrible:
I mean we've kept chat occupied by timing people out for ~2 hours before 
DamienGranz: *Kill Bill sirens*
r10pez10: goddamnit
ContingentCat: Aw
DeM0nFiRe:

Fantusta: Is anime real?
mtvcdm: Front page of Twitch anime review
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Waffle House Scale-shit
EvilBadman: 50/50 anime and home improvement
Strebenherz: SURPISE IT WAS ME, DIO ANIME CHAN
Veshnikard: Beej drop
CAKHost:
Beej's Comfort Site 
Jezus38: oh yeah, you're on the frintpage of twitch
xantos69: Bro, Kfabe
Mr_Horrible: Past Denny's
Dr_fragenstien: why is the prince always named julius?
Noy2222: (There's a Denny's in downtown Victoria) /kayfabe
Ritaspirithntr: How have the Summer animes been?
niccus: oh no is it our performance review
idontgetmyrealname: ok beej, but hey, thoughts on the Anime of the Year Chainsmoker Cat?
HorusFive: to reveal the murderer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real can you talk about the Waffle House scale FEMA uses
simplydavemn: We're just here for our Beej Parasocial fix.
NotCainNorAbel: Beej is here to tell us that he is going to take the money and run
jchinnock: Im getting put on a PiP
brainbosh: Oh no its an HR meeting
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Place the cookie where it goes.
Lobo_Apache: Key jingling?
LowUpsideCJ: @Noy2222 it takes 2.5 hours to get downtown???
fcloud: there's actually a denny's within 15 minutes, the gang just likes to torture beej
RockPusher: Beej talks about washing machines?
Molladia: thats what she said
HorusFive: TOS!
Noy2222: SO much traffic
Thefluffiestguineapig: The washing machine story?
e_bloc: they're walking there
Noy2222: Basically LA
Stoffern: I don't know what's true anymore
jwholla: this is the greatest segment i've ever seen
exeJayce: actually speaking of anime: I started Your Lie in April and it's SO good
r10pez10: i like how we're still on twitch front page
Micalovits: @brainbosh What have we done for to need a HR meeting? Oh right
ContingentCat: Oh yeah what was the conclusion to the washing machine troubles
Anubis169: no AI in general
mtvcdm: We just placed the cookie where it goes LRRBot, it goes in Nelly's mouth
electra310: There's a Denny's in Victoria, but it might be really hard to find
virgil82: Thank you all for joining me. Now gentlebeings; how do we kill the Superman?
EvilBadman: @jchinnock Pic in pic or performance improvement plan
ErynTzun: you can just turn the AI off in the settings on Duck Duck Go
ElementalAlchemist: shut up Microsoft
Jezus38: no AI EVER
e_bloc: fuck copilot
Jezus38: vac chat?
Kasran: upright vacuum cat & dog, doo-dah doo-dah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Give me a turn off AI thing for EVERYTHING
simplydavemn: Seriously though, you could just adjust the Video settings for Fallout later...
notarealartist: lets go
Anubis169: hoover reviews!
SymphonySolstice: cool vaccuum
PhoenixMelior: Are we shopping for a new vacuum?
RockPusher: Beej contemplates vacuum cleaners!
flouncy_magooo: One of them was recommend by Ian
Mystaira: We're talking about things that suck?
LowUpsideCJ: you google miele? like a football?
exeJayce: rip Beej
jchinnock: @EvilBadman yep im stuck in a smaller box help!
HorusFive: That's no Henry Hoover
hidingbox: oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Henry Hoover reviews?
Strebenherz: OH NO
phoenixfeather14: Oh no!
ContingentCat: Excellent
Fantusta: That sucks
RainyMint: Oh no
pn55:

Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
LittleVesuvius: oh no
Kasran: damn beej, that sucks. or, well, i guess it doesn't suck anymore
MWGNZ: o7 vacuum
Phailhammer:
@e_bloc That's how I failed my pilot's exam. 
e_bloc: they truly do have no control over what you talk about do they
glitched_goddess: don’t buy that vacuum, I heard it sucks
northern_ronin42: Well, of the things to break, Vacuum is among the less concerning things.
Natedogg2: Your vacuum broke? That - um, doesn't suck.
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOO
Charlie_Victor7: Are they making anime where the girls are vacuums now???
snacksmuncher69: oh heck yes, did I tune in just in time for appliances with Beej
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omegamarkel: goodnight everyone have fun with vacuums
stippledotter: Beej's Cleanfluencer Arc is unexpected, but deeply welcome
exeJayce:
good night!! 
SymphonySolstice: dang
Jmonkey49: WKUK comment here
e_bloc: !clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @stippledotter Genuinely I love this
stippledotter: @snacksmuncher69 Hopefully its smoother than Gardening With Greg
darkcyril: Y'know... vacuums of a certain age...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @stippledotter So far hasn't been based on the washing machine saga
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig same it's been a surprisingly delightful oddity of chat and streamer
ContingentCat: Vaccums are so overstimulating yeah
Earthenone:
this segment sure sucks 
CrossXhunteR: i have a red miele. it's quite nice
protojman: ah i had to replace mine for a similarish miele a few years back
SnackPak_: I really hope this makes it to youtube
TheLadyMakai: I am unironiclly here for this lol
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PhoenixMelior: So we're tuning into Beej's Vac-Log?
e_bloc: well we have a lot of time
Jezus38: boo that pun @PhoenixMelior
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Oh you should ask Heather about Beej's stories, that's a funny expression to see on her face
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have that time
protojman: that's the one i have!
ContingentCat: @PhoenixMelior Beej camping while they get to Denny's, so yeah Vac talk
ThorSokar: So, replacement Handle time?
bytecaster: I go away for like 10 minutes and we are deep in vacuum repair?!?
ContingentCat: *vamping
Cutriss: Vacuumguessr
e_bloc: did you bring it with you
PhoenixMelior: No i want to join beej while campimg
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Washing machine is fixed, now vacuum is broken
corianderd: THANK YOU
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Get Ian in with the ABS slurry and bandages to patch things up
Therberus: Wait why doesn't beej get to go to Denny's?
dougma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
dougma: o/ boop
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corianderd: the popup was causing me distress
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig nah. heather is the best. I'm normally a YT person, so the last thing I want is to do anything that might threaten my semi-safe place
rogerivany: Old Vacuums suck
ContingentCat: Hi Cori me too
r10pez10: my coworker was telling me about her 75 year old vacuum
aragorn_k: Came for the cube draft but it's just Beej talking about vacuums. I am not disappointed.
Anubis169: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Oh she is the best for sure. I also hang out in her home streams
e_bloc: oh yeah thats a real long hose
TheNerdySimulation: I love Beej's house appliance roundup c:
stippledotter: @aragorn_k Ah yes, Vaccube night
Thefluffiestguineapig: L O N G hose
wolfiezz43: Are we drafting vacuums?
e_bloc: a real meaty one
Taveena: hi i just got back from petting dogs why are we looking at vacuums
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Cori why were you so mad about something?
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ContingentCat: Could just that broken peice be 3D printed?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Taveena Beej's washing machine got fixed, now vacuum is broken
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: would 3d printing be a solution?
e_bloc:

WudenHed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we 6 subs from pizza?
Simonark: Let's celebrate this being on the front page of Twitch everyone.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The guys in the local body shop could probably patch the shards of handle back together
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig I should stop in and thank her some time. don't want to slow her roll though if she's not doing LRR stuff
Forlorgen: This is the weirdest thing happening on the front page for sure
r10pez10: should i get into vacuuming as a hobby
mtvcdm: Pizza settled, onto ice cream!
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PhoenixMelior: Heather frequently reads #lrr-content in the discord if anyone wants to thank her there
Jezus38: @Forlorgen they won't regret it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 You can always ask in chat if it's ok prior to stream starting! We are a small group
ContingentCat: @r10pez10 I'm sure the people you live with would love that
kat2kool: Oh we should update the stream category
ShaneLeeAtk: PIZZA GET
RockPusher: Pizza locked in
Forlorgen: @Jezus38 You know it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 10000% and I'm so happy
Jezus38: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair. thanks for the suggestion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next goal I CREAM
RockPusher: Time to get them some i-cream
electra310: Pizza is a go!
ContingentCat: On to ice cream!
northern_ronin42: Useless!? this is the most useful stream of the subathon!
BrowneePointz: have you considered we appreciate you
Anubis169: yes you are
RockPusher:

itira:

MWGNZ:

BrowneePointz: yes you are
exeJayce: loooooooool
BusTed:

Shadowsoflife: yup
pn55:

Taveena: YEAH VACUUM
r10pez10: it's not a very good browser
mtvcdm: Yes you are
PhoenixMelior: We thought you kjew
ghizmou: this is important content
electra310: lololol
AkiraBalance27: ahhahaa
chrono2x: for 30 more minutes
Phailhammer:

Sorator13:

SnackPak_: the Beej content people want
PhoenixMelior: *knew
ContingentCat: Yuuup
thanzo:

bytecaster: Oh, wait, did I get the pizza threshold?!? I just gifted for the vacuum stories!
omegamarkel: NOW VACUUM THE PIZZA
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 Also and it is mostly either LRR folks or adjacent ones
Simonark: It has become THIS EXACT THING
NotCainNorAbel: back to justin tv
wholsometiger: It's beautiful
xantos69: This. This is exactly what Twitch has become.
corianderd: you could be talking about your projector bulb?
abaddon2501: Preach about repairability!
ThorSokar: Graham didn't tell you?!
idontgetmyrealname: yep, you're front page slot is through the rest of the hour
BrowneePointz: Beej is crashing out in front page
Camthelion: front page vacuum
e_bloc: elevated to
ContingentCat: You could talk about anime instead?
thanzo: this is the content that people want
Thefluffiestguineapig: WE LOVE IT
jchinnock: Twitch is you!
northern_ronin42: A place to get information useful in real life!
Charlie_Victor7: Peak content
VorlonScout: Just Vacuuming
RockPusher: We sure aren't playing Magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Influence it!!
BrowneePointz: Preach about right to repair!
Anubis169: Beej: You are 70% more interesting than most of the stuff that normally touches the front page.
batlin425: I've got a Miele dealer near me in WA state, if you need help locating a part..
fcloud:
@corianderd now you're just projecting 
ThorSokar: Nope, still MtG
Jezus38: Beej, you're here to entertain... and We are!
Juliamon: Oh it doesn't persist between studios
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 ^^^^^
r10pez10: it still says magic the gathering i think
stippledotter: Something something original content
corianderd: it's tooearly for anime!
Forlorgen: We are trying to heal the world on this stream tonight!
bytecaster: This is the current season
Juliamon: You gotta change it yourself
Mai_Andra: Many of these people have watched 10 hours of Road Quest... over and over.
e_bloc: can you do an anime roundup of 2012
RockPusher: Inept Villainous is great!
letsbelgo: Ghost in the Shell!
ElementalAlchemist: Is it legally summer?
jchinnock: You could count all the mtg tokens
A_Dub888: Hi friends, are is Beej talking about his succ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @corianderd But is it too early for vacuum repair
Thefluffiestguineapig: No go back to vacuum!
RockPusher: Grow Up Show is a lot more silly than I was expecting
Defrost: I think we were better with vacuum stream on the front page...
thanzo: Jaadugar has been great
northern_ronin42: @A_Dub888 Well he's talking about anime now... So yes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm invested in vacuum!
Ritaspirithntr: Inept Villainess is SO GOOD!!! So much that I’ve started to read ahead!!
exeJayce: @Mai_Andra Road Quest helps me sleep, honestly
omegamarkel: VACUUMING 101
bytecaster: I'm invested in vacuum!
thanzo:
more vacuum 
Jezus38: We're getting it all tonight. F. YES
TheNerdySimulation: WOO
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster ^^^^
e_bloc: tinker, tailor, sucker, try
Defrost: Resin print that handle!!
Genie_M: 30 second anime review segment
PhoenixMelior: One hour of beej talking about vacuums occasionally interrupted by anime
electra310: The flare is really important
corianderd: yeah you only need toprint the parts that touch
Simonark: I'd love this to be a Magic The Gathering stream for people who don't know the rules at all. You're past the first vacuum repair phase, moved to Anime Recommending Phase, we had no blocks. Now it's second Vacuum Repair phase, as Richard Garfield intended.
Lobo_Apache: @e_bloc sounds like a fun weekend
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: PVC pipe, a heat gun, and a wooden cone.
Jezus38: so if it needs to run the cord, could it be 3d printed if you had the right design?
Defrost: Flared base is essential
e_bloc: f l a r e d b a s e
omegamarkel: vacuuming is an important part of learning mtg
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Irsaan: Blared Face
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Not epoxy. ABS slurry.
electra310: Sounds like a fun Saturday night
BrainBetter: I love the idea of an Ian/Beej TTSF where Beej looks disappointed as Ian ruins a vacuum.
adamdaw: Id watch that episode of ttsf
batlin425: Duct tape
SnackPak_: everyone loves a good succ
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or detatch it and actually mold it to get it exactly?
abaddon2501: Need some flex tape lol
atlr: have wanted miele vacuum for a long time. could not decide if cost was justified.
adamdaw:
@SnackPak_ 
wiganlass:
it’s 3:37 in the morning and I’m genuinely watching a man wax lyrical about vacuum cleaners 
bytecaster: Next time, Graham and Kathleen are in Germany, maybe they can drop by Miele for you?
goombalax: modern problems require medieval solutions
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Foundty work would be quite the TTSF escalation . . .
MWGNZ: could probably get a decent 3d scan of it with your phone camera
Thefluffiestguineapig: Call Alex and Ian for the next TTSF
TheNerdySimulation: i'm not joking on the vacuum vote either
ThorSokar: wow, those hoses run $355 (canadian)
r10pez10: i used a miele once it was very good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving IIRC they made the guillotine and maybe a knife blade on there before
AdamYMHMI: Just came in, and saw that "buffing power hour" was on the schedule. Did not expect it to be about buffers and buffer related cleaning products.
e_bloc: same
electra310: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!
RockPusher: Backpack Vac!
SnackPak_: hell yeah
bytecaster: Oh I have seen the back pack vac!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdySimulation Oh me neither
r10pez10: does the vacuum remove ghosts
bytecaster: Now that is TTSF project
Defrost: Who you gonna call
gsyhiap: Welcome to the Disenshittification Show. Today we'll be casting replacement cheap plastic shit as solid iron parts...
ShaneLeeAtk: I have a backpack canister vac
corianderd: can we get pictures of backpack vac?
Commodore_Perry_GG: Proton Pack but a vacuum
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this is exactly the sort of content Dr. Samuel Internet intended when he created this place
MTigress: this is how we get Beej's Haunted Mansion
electra310: I had a backpack vac when I worked for Servicemaster, they're powerful!
glitched_goddess: like a backpack baby bjorn
r10pez10: corianderd for free?
e_bloc: we had the backpack vac at work at my first job, it was pretty good and we had to vacuum the top of some 10-ft racks
Jezus38: is that backvac or vacpack?
omegamarkel: vacuum fest 26
TheNerdySimulation: @Thefluffiestguineapig serious succers only
bytecaster: Having an umbilical power cord like an eva
r10pez10: that's long
TheNerdySimulation: serious sucers only
DoctorHutch: Stick vac all the way
TheNerdySimulation: oops
simplydavemn: I was just going to mention I used a backpack vac a long time ago doing janitorial work, and it was very nice to use.
batlin425: The cleaners at work use those backpack units, they suck a lot
omegamarkel: THE GREAT VACUUM FEST OF 2026
ContingentCat: Yeah surely we have the technology to add backpack straps to things
r10pez10: would you have central vac plumbed in
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Thefluffiestguineapig I have an old microwave and have seen too much from ShakeTheFuture. I'm doomed to inadvisably melt metals . . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: @batlin425 Do you know the brand of those? Having the diagrams for that might help for reference
glitched_goddess: growing up we had this weird big yellow disk vacuum cleaner. it laid flat on the ground, was a pain in the ass lol
Molladia: I wish I had done the amount of research Beej does before buying our Dyson Ball, it's awful
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is how I learned there is a whole evolutionary tree of vaccuums
bytecaster: Some people say this segment sucks, but I kinda love it
goombalax: TURGID
e_bloc: oh yes
r10pez10: turgid urethra
Jezus38: this took a turn
omdorastrix: Beej!
Sorator13: BEEJ
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PhoenixMelior: I do not like the vacuum urethra
Thefluffiestguineapig: TURGID
brainbosh: The turgid eurethra
DamienGranz: I too love to describe my vacuum by medical genital terms.
BrainBetter: Beej's vacuum metaphors.
Raincoast_Bear: Welcome to Vacuum Talk with Beej...
AdamYMHMI: Working vacuums are a great thing to donate to charity shops.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a quote
gsyhiap: @bytecaster We're filling a content vacuum with vacuum content.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone quote that
ContingentCat: @r10pez10 I used to live somewhere with central vac it's so convenient but I imagine getting it put in would be expensive
Jezus38: I'm a human biologist and he nailed it
Stoffern: Are "Turgid looking dirt devils" allowed on twitch?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jezus38 I'm a vet med person and yup
corianderd: ian didn't need a vacuum anyway
simplydavemn: Beej, you are a master of the Para-social Chill Hangout equivalent of ASMR.
batlin425: @gsyhiap 10 points
northern_ronin42: @gsyhiap Absolute gold.
r10pez10: ContingentCat yeah my friend's parents had it and it's only really practical to be put in when you're building the house itself
Simonark: Terms of Service can't handle the vacuuming here on the LRR 2026 Subathon. Whoever had that in the pool is winning big.
LostThePirate: I bought my own first new vacuum earlier this year, had always had hand-me-downs. Chat, *I'm 41* lol.
GameAgeddon: Was tonight the Denny's thing or was that last night? Or did it not happen?
DamienGranz: @Jezus38 Thank god they're a human biologist and not some kind of sapient fungus.
Jezus38: @DamienGranz closer than you think
Irsaan: This is filler until Denny's
r10pez10: does something awful have a vacuum board
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate I will likely buy my next vacuum sometime next year and it will be another 2nd or 3rd hand one and I'm in my 30's, I believe it
Decaped: These Things Suck is the Vacuum centered Something awful thread.
r10pez10: "filler"
accountmadeforants: I have used the same Miele C3 vacuum for like 12 years
brainbosh: The vacuum repair stores are *great*
Jezus38: @DamienGranz but the context always gets a good laugh form people. the specificity is vague enough to be questionable
e_bloc: I've had the same vacuum since 2015
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accountmadeforants: It was 300 euros
AdamYMHMI: @Irsaan I'm locked into this, Denny's should be filler for once we run out of steam here
gsyhiap: @r10pez10 God I think I just took Elder Millennial damage just reading that sentence
lochnessseammonster: yeah i've had a miele for almost 20 years that's still great
Juliamon: my house has always had central vac so I have like... zero experience with 'normal' vacuums other than, like, handheld dustbusters
Irsaan: @adamymhmi you aren't wrong
omegamarkel: dennys can wait
bytecaster: Look, here in Germany, we don't like change, okay
simplydavemn: At least on Amazon, and presumably elsewhere, Backpack Vacuums are available.
e_bloc: @Juliamon oh that's wild--the data center I worked at had that where you just plugged a hose into the floor, it was great
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's like getting a Kenwood or KitchenAid mixer. You can still get the parts for fifty year old models, surprisingly cheaply.
omegamarkel: i used a backvac when i worked nights at a theater
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone have recommendations on actually sturdy hand held vacuums?
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accountmadeforants:
What I'm learning is that Miele is hella upcharging North America 
beb_yo:

Juliamon: everyone else was getting central air, my parents went central vac, and I will never forgive them for that
asddsa28: i love that]
ContingentCat: A Miele of Theseus
bytecaster: @accountmadeforants Same thought! Here in Germany, I don't think they are that expensive
Genie_M: Rowenta also guarantees parts available for at least 15 years
vinopinguino: is this like a super vacuum? whats special abou tit?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Any brand that you can do that with snatch it up
Juliamon: because it's 40 years down the road and now it's dying and finding anyone who can service it is *literally impossible*
DamienGranz: Was the $300 used or the vacuum?
simplydavemn: @Juliamon At least sometime you could get free doughnuts!
omdorastrix: I got a 10-year-old dyson for free, 15 years ago, still works with only a minor issue.
bytecaster: @vinopinguino It's just well engineered and sturdy.
e_bloc: Beej has rug
corianderd: the moonbase is electric. the charger is the wall mount
bytecaster: @ThorSokar 'spensive
aragorn_k: This Miele sponsorship is really working on me
bytecaster: Yeah, miele should sponsor LRR
AdamYMHMI: Pet hair adds a whole new layer of problems for a vacuum cleaner
ThorSokar: hah
Jezus38: gotta get that hotrod red. it's your midlife crisis replacement
ThorSokar: yea, that's lil rich for my blood
theambivalentagender: Im in the market for a new vacuum, my 5 year old Shark is wearing out after years of picking up after 2 cats
DamienGranz: Honestly a bad vacuum is terrible, lol. Had one, spending more time to reseat the drive belt than cleaning. Probably would had saved money on my own valuable time spending more on the machine.
foolish_s4mwise: hi, just got here. is this just what we’re doing now, Beej going off about appliances? cause if so I’m down for it
ElementalAlchemist: specifically vacuum cleaners
bytecaster: @foolish_s4mwise Yeah, we are vamping about vacuums
MaddogM: Aren't they supposed to suck?
foolish_s4mwise: cool.
AdamYMHMI: I ended up buying a plastic carpet rake for the hair, and do a sweep on the carpet for dog hair, then I vacuum. I haven't had to go in and deep clean/untangle my vacuum since doing that.
Jezus38: We're all on board apparently. odd times we live ion. wouldn't change it though
Anubis169: We use one of the original Dysons from before the power restrictions came in. That thing could suck the pattern off a rug
PhoenixMelior: Beej says we here for 2 hours with him but i dont know what to believe
accountmadeforants: So while I'll recommend Miele, I don't necessarily recommend their bagless models (in addition to a C3, I also have a Boost CX - it's fine, but the filters are expensive so it doesn't actually save you any money, and there's no sensible place to store the accessories)
Anubis169: if it ever dies, i dunno what ima do
simplydavemn: If I ever win the lottery I'll be sure to send a commercial back-vac to mailtime.
Sorator13: @AdamYMHMI ooh, that's a good shout; I'm going to look that up cause I struggle with hair in the vacuum
Molladia: I've had to dismantle and clean SO much hair out of our spinning brush. You're making me consider a Miele
e_bloc: yeah I have a 2015 dyson we bought on black friday for like $300, it still works great
Genie_M: Our museum cleaning crew uses Samsung industry size vacuums of all the brands - they have the proper filters and power
Jezus38: @Anubis169 yo! those were so good. motor does burn out though and it's hard to replace stuff cause regs changed and no one we talked to wanted to touch it
QuixoticScrivener: Both my family and my husband's family grew up with Kirby. They are expensive though.
MWGNZ: ive got a dyson with an adaptor so it uses the same batteries as the lawn mower
stippledotter: 🎵If you've HEPA and you know it take a breath🎵
vinopinguino: there's gotta be a better way!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There is no solution to long hairs
bytecaster: @QuixoticScrivener You know Kirby of Dreamland fame?
DamienGranz: It's not ecologically friendly but I had always preferred bagged, but they're hard to find anymore. But the ease of just popping the bag out and tossing it, when you have pets & long hair.
MaddogM: Dyson tend to cost a lot, but you do see the design work they put in
SymphonySolstice: I really have to find a new handheld vaccuum that doesn't emit the worst noise conceived my man
SK__Ren: At that point I just throw it in the trash
sporkraptor: whyyyyy are we looking at vacuum cleaners with Beej? o__O
r10pez10: just put the hair in the bag bro
TheLadyMakai: i knew people who had a Rainbow vaccuum, just as expensive as a Kirby
SK__Ren: the snipped hair
QuixoticScrivener: @bytecaster Kirby brand vacuum.
SK__Ren: not the vaccum
AdamYMHMI: @Sorator13 I say plastic, but it's more of a rubber bottom. It's also really great for sweeping up hair on hard floors (wood, linoleum, whatever) and then going over it again with a normal broom to get dust/detritus that gets missed
OrbitLock: 3D printed bags 💡
phoenixfeather14: Oh that's way more frequent for me but I have waist-length hair so I've done it to myself
bytecaster: Simply suck the floor yourself
Anubis169: Jezus38: It's died once and been resurrected with a like-for-like motor from another broken hoover of the same model... i was silly and tried to hoover up plaster dust
simplydavemn: Sunk cost fallacy.
Anubis169: made the thing overheat
MWGNZ: union strong
e_bloc: fully wax
stippledotter: @simplydavemn Suck cost fallacy
accountmadeforants:
Yeah Miele doesn't have that "easily removable brush" technology. 
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @SymphonySolstice Bad news! To get enough power out of a little motor it must spin veeeery fast.
theambivalentagender: I need a vacuum that'll be good for cleaning up cat hair and litter
Anubis169:
Jezus38: but it's going well so far 
simplydavemn: @stippledotter I hate it when I miss a pun. Kudos.
PhoenixMelior: So apart from the broken vacuum, how are you doing beej?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender Same, that's been a challenge especially since actually reliable reviews are so hard to find
AdamYMHMI: #notsponsored
Anubis169: why do nearly all new ones use battery and wireless stuff?
bytecaster: I like the dial
Anubis169: can't stand battery hoovers and gadgets
Anubis169: the batteries die so fast
JAGxTERRA: make buttons clunk again
bytecaster: I like buttons and dials
brainbosh: I'm just using a $20 bagless I picked up 10 years ago
MWGNZ: a dial that makes physical contacts
Anubis169: and they're so expensive to replace
lochnessseammonster:
mine has big buttons you can step on 
Jezus38: @Anubis169 If i knew that was possible when my mums died, she might still have one instead of the newer crap that has a 10 minute battery life. Lighter, but doesn't succ nearly as hard. allergens at her place have never had an easier time making me sick
AdamYMHMI: @Anubis169 So you have to replace stuff more often
eshplode: That blue one looks like the one I have. They're real buttons with no fancy lights
ElementalAlchemist: honestly: love a good clunk
ContingentCat: I miss things going clunk
vinopinguino: i like the ones that look like old clocks
northern_ronin42: Yeah, we have new washers in the house, but they have this awful digital control that sucks.
bytecaster: More tactile feedback please
ThorSokar: Bring Back Knobs!
BrainBetter: Beej, can you find the people who design car interfaces and explain this to them? I never want to touch a touchscreen while driving again.
bytecaster: Chat united on the knobs issue
omegamarkel: controversial take: team broom
theambivalentagender: I'll gladly take a refurb
accountmadeforants: A few of the newer ones are manufactured in China instead of Germany and don't have as many easily replaceable parts (this includes the bagless ones)
simplydavemn: Maybe you can get a combined Vacuum/Lovesense endorsement deal.
Makoforte: Beej's appliance roundup...?
BrowneePointz: In other News Beej, looks like y'all might have another fun Pokemon Banning story for Checkpoint next week
stippledotter: I fixed my vacuum with a hammer recently, and thats giving it another 20 years
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: If it does the job properly with purely electromechanical components, only use electromechanical components to make it.
northern_ronin42: @BrainBetter I'll go further, I never want a touch screen, save MAYBE on an E-Reader, and that's only because I don't know how else I'd build that tool.
r10pez10: apple sells vacuums?
PhoenixMelior: New stuff isnt built to last anymore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omegamarkel I do that a lot, but I need something to get a lot of the things that I can't get in one fell swoop, plus my floors have cracks
ContingentCat: Sewing machines are like that too
bytecaster: @northern_ronin42 Early e-readers did have navigation buttons!
MWGNZ: my laptop's already from 2012
lamina5432: i honestly have had good luck with the dyson i have. cleaning it out like once a year at most.
chaos5896:
@r10pez10 iSuck 
AdamYMHMI: @r10pez10 Don't all their products suck? (sorry, had to go for the vaudeville joke)
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PhoenixMelior: Right, i wanted to start looking at getting a sewing machine... thats going to be a whole thing...
theambivalentagender: @BrainBetter Recently had to sit with my dad arguing with Grok in his tesla because he just wanted to use a voice command to open the glove compartment
SnackPak_: classic apple
bytecaster: RAM prices are so silly
simplydavemn: "I did the right thing, and got lucky in the process" Endorsement for both Miel and Lovesense devices in one phrase!
eshplode: And now they're a billion dollars
BrowneePointz: @PhoenixMelior any estate/garage sales in your area?
omegamarkel: show us your broom
ThorSokar: I cannot wait for this stupid "AI" bubble to pop!
PhoenixMelior: @browneepointz i do live across the street from a retirement home
AdamYMHMI: @PhoenixMelior I recommend Brother if you're just dipping your toes in. Fairly cheap, but pretty reliable. We have a bunch of them in the maker space I volunteer at.
MWGNZ: mac studio starts at 4999 nzd
BrowneePointz: Just meant you might get lucky and find someone offloading an old Singer @PhoenixMelior
bytecaster: It's not economical right now, it's true
Jezus38: don't we wish
PhoenixMelior: @adamymhmi ooh, good suggestion, thank you!
ElementalAlchemist: sheesh
eshplode: Yeesh
r10pez10: i misheard you say MK Ultra
lamina5432: i abstain from this bote
bytecaster: @r10pez10 Yes, this is a psyop, now everything makes sense
Jezus38: blank check gets you a lot
ThorSokar: with a VERY specific vendor-lock-in
lamina5432: vote
simplydavemn: @r10pez10 The MK Ultra vac is trippy!
umbrakittygirl: Dip into the tarp budget
JAGxTERRA: r&d at some government agency
accountmadeforants: There have to be at least 3 layers of management between you and the person actually paying for that
Molladia: Or just live outside of North America
PhoenixMelior: Who is doing these polls, and why isnt there a vacuum option this time
GasCityGaming: my work laptop is the most expensive in the company apparently? Video and interactive creation/editting.
RockPusher: Later Beej
Molladia: @GasCityGaming My company's media team are in the same boat
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Beej
LonelyTex: nice to stop by!
Jezus38: thanks Beej! this was fun
Anubis169:
it's almost like the ram prices are a cartel... 
r10pez10: thanks vacuum master
lamina5432: c u in a bit beej
BrowneePointz: Hey Beej, you're loved and Appreciated
PhoenixMelior: Bye beej!
DamienGranz: You have a good one Beej.
Sorator13:

SnackPak_: thanks Beej
ElementalAlchemist: yay! food!
stippledotter: Thanks Beej!
electra310: Yay, off to Denny's!
HedWund: thanks for chattin Beej
ContingentCat: Thanks Beej
AdamYMHMI: Thank you Beej!
shushu2539:

SymphonySolstice: thanks beej
PhoenixMelior: This has been Beej's Vac-Log
TheLadyMakai: thanks Beej!
Anubis169:
and totally not the 2002 price fixing scandal all over again 
r10pez10: oh he didn't mute i think
lamina5432: hot mic
bytecaster: I gotta make some tea for the meal!
tehcrashxor:
Wow, that topic sucked. 
notpsion: "stick around" he says, threateningly
letsbelgo: mic still on X D
lochnessseammonster:
two and a half hours really flies talking about vacuums 
kat2kool: Thanks Beej!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Beej!!
whitebadgerwolf88:
Night beej 
Anubis169: !break
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quietcat: thanks for vacuum chat, Beej!
ArdCollider: what did I just miss?
notpsion: we're gonna talk vacuums OR ELSE
Mazrae: Has it been 2.5 hrs already that was a lot of vacuum talk
Bengineering: WE
MTigress: cya later Beej!
Bengineering: AT
simplydavemn: @whitebadgerwolf88 He'll be back for Fallout.
Sorator13: @ArdCollider Vacuum chat with Beej!
Anubis169: ArdCollider: This has been "Beej discusses things that suck"
MaddogM: did someone clip Beej realising he was talking about vacuums on the front page?
BrowneePointz: Beej wants to SuckMax and CleanMog
Bengineering: DENNYS
lamina5432: random ben in chat
r10pez10: weatballs?
r10pez10: oh sick
MWGNZ:

ContingentCat: Hi Ben
RockPusher:
Bengineering 
MTigress: @ArdCollider Beej Vacuums The Whole Thing
notpsion: get a grand slam
PhoenixMelior: Not now ben beej is talking about vacuums
Dog_of_Myth:

Jezus38: dennys the mennys?
mtvcdm: Vaccum talk at Dennys!
ArdCollider: because I was going to be really snarky about AWS's render management solve not working reliably on those massive Apple Silicon rigs.
Graham_LRR: we’re at Dennis’ Place
SnackPak_: is the Victoria Denny's bumping on a Friday night?
ContingentCat: You missed vacuum talk
RockPusher: Order me a beezchurger
Bengineering: Vacuums suck
BrowneePointz: Fun fact Graham, it used to be called Danny's
eshplode:
@BrowneePointz 
Graham_LRR: @snackpak_ it is not
BrowneePointz: they changed cuz there was a competing Danny's in their area
Jezus38: @Graham_LRR thank you graham for getting my joke
LittleVesuvius: I enjoyed the vacuum talk. Have a migraine so food is iffy. vacuum is nice because i get to hear about cool device
Foxmar320: @Graham_LRR Can you pick me up some food
inetro: Hope Dennis is alright
lamina5432: i need some ice cream
PhoenixMelior: Beej also spoke about anime for 30 seconds
SymphonySolstice: now I want a grand slam
Cptasparagus: Dennys Targaryan?
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bytecaster: @PhoenixMelior I got some good recommendations!
lamina5432: yup can definitely hear beej still
Jezus38: wait, are we putting in an order? I thought we were paying them?
jvetting83: When did we get the pizza party?
whitebadgerwolf88: Hope you enjoy your Moons over Mihami Ben!!!!!
mtvcdm: During vacuum time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jvetting83 During vacuum talk
PhoenixMelior: Hey paul the studio A mic is hot
ContingentCat: Oh yeah that happened
mtvcdm: Beej got us all pizza
BrowneePointz: Dang...Denny's first went international in 1967, that's early!
CAKHost: Count down go brrr
Dog_of_Myth: Oh dang, now on to Ice Cream
bytecaster: So is this gonna get uploaded as a segment, or is this gonna stay a secret podcast?
bytecaster: The vacuum talk
Thefluffiestguineapig: So we are now 230 some sub points from i cream party
PhoenixMelior: Thats up to heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Heather decides
LittleVesuvius: ice cream! (i am supposed to eat dinner, speaking of ice cream).
ContingentCat: I hope it'll get uploaded
LittleVesuvius: me too
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I see no reason I shouldn't?
Thefluffiestguineapig: *it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm also tired now
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah I'd be surprised if it wouldn't be
DeM0nFiRe: @Thefluffiestguineapig Dennys will copyright strike it (just kidding, I hope)
LittleVesuvius: wait why would dennys copyright it
BrowneePointz: they were doing
BrowneePointz: a haha
PhoenixMelior: So uh... how are you chat?
ContingentCat: What is Dennis hiding?
LittleVesuvius: yeah i realized that after i sent it. My migraine meds aren't working
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Indeed also a hehe
bytecaster: @PhoenixMelior Pretty good, slightly sleepy
PhoenixMelior: Im very sleepy but waiting for laundry to finish
Noy2222: Good Morning Denny's!
SymphonySolstice: I'm in the home stretch of my craftalong project
WriterRaven: @PhoenixMelior Existing. Kinda want snacks but I know this danged cough is only going to make things worse...
LittleVesuvius: i would like my nose to quit telling me my dinner is not made of food
r10pez10: denny mic
BrowneePointz: HI ben
CAKHost: I'm eepy too but also caffinated and filled with ookies
BusTed: let's goooo
RockPusher: Hello!
Molladia: Denis tells us "The Spice must flow"
BrowneePointz: Hi yall!
GrassVortex:
gang
bytecaster: Hello everybody!
SymphonySolstice: hi denyysens
Anubis169: Live from Denny's
Jezus38: does The Ringer hold up chat? every time i hear the words "ice cream" i can't help but think, "When the f did we get ice cream?"
GhostValv: oh hi
stippledotter: Denny!
Genie_M: Welcome
Strebenherz: HI
LittleVesuvius: hi
CAKHost: Ello!
ElementalAlchemist: Hello, table at Denny's
Sorator13: friends!!
ShaneLeeAtk: Hello!
Anubis169: haaaaaaaaaai
SnackPak_:

Caffine1138: Hello the table!
Bahumot: They're at Denny's!!
definenull: DENNYS
GasCityGaming: Hi!
iris_of_ether: Yay Denny's!
PhoenixMelior: Hi friends!
pn55:

lochnessseammonster:

letsbelgo: hi
snacksmuncher69:

Strebenherz: GET THE DENNYS
PhorrestGaze: dennys!
Krillin_fan: look it all these handsome folks
BusTed: hell yeah
thanzo: hello!
n3ther: There actually there! huzzah
Micalovits: Uhhhm we get our own menu!
HedWund:

Dog_of_Myth:

brainbosh: time for mukbang
VorlonScout: That sure is a Denny's
Mai_Andra: Graham on the menu!
lochnessseammonster:

DeM0nFiRe: People! And there at a Dennys! I assume
Anubis169: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:02 PM
vinopinguino: yo what the fuck is up dennys!
TheLadyMakai: hell yeah
lamina5432: still is a great idea
tehcrashxor: I want a kids menu! I wanna draw!
SymphonySolstice: it's still a great idea
Anubis169: We are no longer on the front page
northern_ronin42: Half expected Beej to already be there.
Molladia: now crack some packs
Mr_Horrible: 6 folks, then?
BusTed: how crowded is it? How embarrassed will you be talking to the internet?
HedWund: can i get some pancake puppies?
BrowneePointz: Look, for a chain Diner, it's perfectly Fine
ContingentCat: It seems pretty great
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up!!!
CAKHost: !help
r10pez10: i mean it's pretty funny
Sorator13:
@Anubis169 what a surprise 
definenull: ooh its a little choppy but this is still great
ElementalAlchemist: this. it's like this
mtvcdm: There are pancakes
Mr_Horrible: Adondo's, The First Fort
pn55: The Wi-Fi is holding up at least
BrowneePointz: It started a Donut Stand!
Atarra: the modern temple of Dionysus
Mazrae: I dont think ive ever had Denny's
Nigouki: Denis Villeneuve? Director of DUNC and Blade Runner 2069?
Bahumot: How does Denny's differ up in Canada vs in the states?
TruPhantomAngel: yo you’re at a Dennys
Cptasparagus: do they have KD
bytecaster: I always feel like pancakes
MegaDosX: Pancakes are an every time food
Xan_The_Quiet: breakfast for dinner is the best part of denny's
TruPhantomAngel: you’re at a Danny’s
BrowneePointz: Ham and Egg Sandwich
Camthelion: Ben and JAmes. was the last time went to dennys was the stream with Kate in like '18/19 ?
foolish_s4mwise: dang now I wanna go to dennys
RockPusher: Make some mistakes, Ben
Mai_Andra:
There is a Denny's right near my apartment. I could've gone there and taken a stream on my phone... 
e_bloc: too early for flapjacks?
letsbelgo: that dennys looks soulless
TruPhantomAngel: You’re at the combination Dennys/Dannys
mtvcdm: We're making flapjacks!
mtvcdm: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
n3ther: mmm crispy hashbrowns
TriuneSystem: I personally always get the breakfast burger. It has hash browns and a fried egg on it. Delicious
NotCainNorAbel: @e_bloc don't drive on the railroad tracks
jvetting83: Did Denny's "corporatise" their restaurants like McDs?
Dog_of_Myth: Hashbrowns!
Molladia: I want an Eggs Benny with Hashbrown and buttered mushrooms
BrowneePointz: name funny
GasCityGaming: It is DENSE
PhoenixMelior: I had a moons over my hammy recently, it was p deece
SquareDotCube: It's great, Ben
LittleVesuvius: @letsbelgo i do not live anywhere near this dennys and the one near me looks kinda like this
stippledotter: !findquote eat
LRRbot: Quote #4905: "James doesn't eat Japanese food 'cause he's a scrub" —Heather [2018-04-21]
idontgetmyrealname: that was a face BenBen
lamina5432: experience something ben
xantos69: If you want to absolutely crush your meal, try this: Order Biscuits and gravy. Tell them no eggs, just extra hash browns. Then order a ham steak. Tell them to serve it all piled high on a single platter like there was a mistake in the kitchen. Slice up that ham steak and enjoy the best breakfast in the world.
AdamYMHMI: Grand Slam obviously
Mai_Andra: The people want a Grand Slam.
MegaDosX: We don't have Dennys in Australia so I've never had it before but that does sound pretty great
northern_ronin42: @letsbelgo All Denny's look Soulless.
BrowneePointz: It's a decent sandwich
TruPhantomAngel: May I suggest a flavored soda to wash it down Ben?
the_lone_bard: I think the simpsons made a joke about it like 25 years ago or something... That just looks like a regular dinner for me.
letsbelgo: @northern_ronin42 not the ones here
Foxmar320: Thats a lot of food
Micalovits: They are soulless
CAKHost: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:04 PM
SquareDotCube: Goes great with seasoned fries
HedWund: that denny's looks like an ihop
epsilon_vee: let's be honest, what on the menu isn't fairly oily
Bahumot: I go to mine pretty often. Their breakfast is still really good.
SnackPak_: I'm a french toast boy
Foxmar320: Thats a nice looking Denny's. The one here is sad
CAKHost: Surprised there is still light in the sky where you guys are
ElementalAlchemist: Beej will eat leftovers
pn55:

MegaDosX: Oh boy
RockPusher: Fallout and Leftovers
vinopinguino: in one bowl
Dog_of_Myth:

Mai_Andra:
Although, what the people really want is the $1.99 Grand Slam. 
lamina5432: beej eats the whole thing
DeM0nFiRe:

accountmadeforants: Beej eats the leftover thing
vinopinguino: Beej bowl
Bahumot: Beej will eat the whole thing
Jezus38: @HedWund how do you know your Ihop doesn't look like the dennys?
plaidanddrpepper: Then Beej eats the whole thing
AdamYMHMI: Beej eats the whole Denny's
PhoenixMelior: Did any of you see what beej did while you were gone
stippledotter: Dennys Kings Cup Live Bit
NerdSoda: That was the fastet 2.5 hour drive ever
r10pez10: wait are we still on front page lmao
MegaDosX: Take all of the leftovers and blend it and give it to Beej
Juliamon: Y'all's Dennys is so well-lit!!
SymphonySolstice: denny's leftovers sounds miserable
mtvcdm: Beej Leftovers The Whole Thing
nightraven949: leftover slaw a la simic slaw style?
GasCityGaming:
Cover it in cheek whiz and he can eat the whole thing! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the nicest Denny's I've ever seen
HedWund: @Jezus38 because my town has old school denny's
northern_ronin42: @letsbelgo I've been to a lot of Denny's around the US, and they've all been soulless, so if you don't have that, cherish it.
RockPusher:

Bahumot: Denny's Burgers are very good
SquareDotCube: 3X years old
CAKHost: How many EGG-IES are ya getting?
Bahumot: I absolutely get their Breakfast Burger
Jezus38: @HedWund what does that mean? like the pictures on the wall?
TruPhantomAngel: So my go to for dennys was the worse cholesterol filled sandwich of a grilled cheese with mozzarella sticks in the middle.
tbowerzz: Sup
Dethrizu: Denny's breakfast is 10/10. their pancakes are excellent!
r10pez10: imagine a b urger
Foxmar320: They are very good burgers
zigboy22: Denny;s 5 for 5
LonelyTex: audio is great
Krillin_fan: most people go to denny's at 2am after a night of drinking, so no. no good choices here
Mai_Andra: do they have a spicy chicken sandwich? even better, with an egg on it?
SymphonySolstice: it's acceptable
notarealartist: its good
HedWund: @Jezus38 also, they closed down the ihop we had and we still have 2 denny's
matthaus_c: the good choices menu is the friends we brought along the way
Dethrizu: audio is good
lamina5432: decent enpugh
n3ther: it's not bad
RatherLargeToad: is good
SpleenLord: It's fine
zigboy22: also sounds good
Driosenth: Good enough
BrowneePointz: momen tary packet loss but it's alright
Caffine1138: Audio is just fine
xantos69: Its is slightly compressed.
PhoenixMelior: Its fine
Strebenherz: it's workable
Xan_The_Quiet: the audio is tolerable
ContingentCat: Denny's is not good choices
WriterRaven: Audio's coming through fine.
Dog_of_Myth: It's fine
shea_wolfe: Honestly pretty good
the_lone_bard: Family night! Bring your families to dennies to remind them you hate them.
Taveena: honestly it's decent
GrassVortex: good for the setup
underhill33: sufficient
Forgebold: it's not perfect but it's workable
pn55: It sounds fine honestly
Genie_M: Sounds good
CrossXhunteR: sounds fine
northern_ronin42: Like a phone, not bad, but not great.
Jezus38: sounds decent
bytecaster: It's fine, a little choppy sometimes, but fine
foopoiuyt: Pretty good for being in a restaurant
Micalovits: Ben is good, G and Ian is a little echoy
Sorator13: IT's fine except for the occasional flicker
brainbosh: Audio is so much better than expected yes
NeptunesWaves: It's not bad
MrTheWalrus: Surprisingly fine
CAKHost: A little echoy but fine
LonelyTex: Equivalent to speakerphone in a conference room
RockPusher: Better than feared
electra310: Quite good for mobile
DeM0nFiRe: It's not bad
Shadowsoflife:

kat2kool: it’s fine
stippledotter: North of a standard Zoom call
tbowerzz: weird ahh people
mtvcdm: I see the Lestat friendship bracelet btw
vinopinguino: its actually pretty good
compactdisco: Honestly it's serviceable
letsbelgo: @northern_ronin42 yeah, ours here in NEPA is at least not lit like an office and it has more of at atmosphere...for a dennys
ContingentCat: Audio's good enough for being in public
oberon939: a bit canned but not bad yeah
ClodiumSoride: sound is surprisingly good
SamsSkunkworks: audio is like dennys .... fine
itira: its good, occasional robotic but good
DamienGranz: It's alright, Graham is a bit far away, haven't heard Ian
AdamYMHMI: Next time bring a boom operator imo
Molladia: very empty room hollow echo sounding, but very clear
PhoenixMelior: Jordynne and Ian, what do you two want for food?
accountmadeforants: These remarks on how nice the lighting and this Denny's is makes me very, very afraid of what "regular" Denny's looks like.
n3ther: we can hear everyone clearly and distinctly
Ravensfest: All I know is that when you're tired, you haven't had anything to eat all day and it's almost midnight and everything else is closed, a Denny's looks amazing.
Challis2070: Ah! I missed the start!
zigboy22: Im experience parasocial event
phnkncl: everyone is audible!
SymphonySolstice: compression wobbles but otherwise fine
epsilon_vee: mostly comprehensible
Bahumot: Audio is a little squiggly. But audible.
matthaus_c: Denny's has better acoustics and lighting than expected
Krillin_fan: We expect a clean plate james
r10pez10: it sounds like a zoom call, which is decent
vinopinguino: graham and ian are the hardest to hear but
ElementalAlchemist: It's pretty good given the expectation of throwing a microphone in a restaurant
CrossXhunteR: does the grand slamwich exist
BrainBetter: Better for the folks closest to the mic, but not bad at all.
Mai_Andra: The audio is adequate. Perhaps predictably, James is louder than Graham.
Lobo_Apache: Audio makes it feel like I'm in a Denny's sooooo.... PERFECT
RatherLargeToad: Big Breakfast
critiquequartz: graham is a little tinny
VoodontWoW: Mozzarella sticks please
NeptunesWaves: Thank you for 20 years of wonderful and creative content, I love LRR so much.
lochnessseammonster: big breakfast!
niccus: does denny's canada use real maple or is it still pancake syrup
SquareDotCube: If you live somewhere big enough to have two Denny's there's a "good" Denny's and a "bad" Denny's
critiquequartz: but otherwise okay
bytecaster: I love these kind of experimental segments in the subathon
CAKHost: Like i think where Graham is, that might be the limit of the audio but otherwise I can still here everyone
eshplode: It's 11pm here, but this is making me want to make breakfast now
Genie_M: If there will be cutlery sounds that may be loud
ArdCollider: Graham, show Ben the spoopy delivery robot.
TruPhantomAngel: I’m oddly curious what Jordynne will get.
HedWund: @Jezus38 i live in an old town in AZ, they don't change anything here or the old timers get upset
Bahumot: For dinner, my preference is their Chicken Tender Dinner.
NerdSoda: Beej eats the whole rest
BrowneePointz: but yea, Denny's is perfectly fine
calculated_uncertainties:
1000
CAKHost: (I say this as a person with known not great hearing...)
simplydavemn: Honestly, I've found Dennys perfectly acceptable food (except the coffee). I think it depends on the location though.
Xan_The_Quiet: i am glad i've got a compressor on my pc, though. i turned it off for a second and that was a mistake
BrowneePointz: for an International Chain Diner, Denny's is dece.
jhmv: breakfast poutine sounds like a bad decission
northern_ronin42: Oh that video is struggling.
brainbosh: Def don't have Poputine at dennys here
PhoenixMelior: Uh oh the frames are gone
BrowneePointz: Ope big packet loss there
CAKHost: Frames are spilling everywhere
gsyhiap: It's 4am here and this is not making me crave food in the slightest
definenull: #blametelus
MaddogM: Dennys in Australia opened and then closed in the 80's
lamina5432: i think its the internet struggling
SnackPak_: id try it
niccus: reading this menu is the first time i've encountered Peameal Bacon
Foxmar320: Oh no
letsbelgo: get that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Has everyone else lost G's audio?
DamienGranz: Denny's gets a bad rap they don't really deserve. They're.. fine.
Bahumot: The frames are as oily as the meals.
SymphonySolstice: a local cafe here makes an absolutely bangin breakfast poutine
vinopinguino: no alcohol but red bull??
Shadowsoflife: sorry what boost?
Dog_of_Myth: Noooo
TruPhantomAngel: Same
Dethrizu: dirty soda is a trap
ElementalAlchemist: ew
notpsion: "red bull dirty sod---" no, checking out right now
Jezus38: @HedWund ah... boomerville. understood. I'm north of you, and it's very cult-ure clashes if you get my drift
SymphonySolstice: nononono
Sorator13: No one let Jordynne order rolls; she'll commit crimes
LittleVesuvius: i now just want ice
n3ther: spiked ewww
mtvcdm: I saw something once that was called a 'red bull roll' it was a sushi roll and I ran scared from hearing the description of what it was
SquareDotCube: Denny's is also where you go when you're on the road and want to sit down and eat but not go too far from the interstate nor spend too much time (but that's not always the case)
TheKingWiggins: “Gremlin Gulper” sounds like a better name
simplydavemn: Ok, red bull soda sound nasty.
TruPhantomAngel: Also Dennys has booze now?!?
damela42: milkshake
brainbosh: Oh are they not doing the "free denny's drink" of water, syrup, creamer, and sugar?
PhoenixMelior: Its up and down ben
r10pez10: yo they have coke bread?
ClodiumSoride: red bull dirty soda? Eew.
RatherLargeToad: gives you wiiiiIIIIiiings
boltdabirb: Does your denny's have chicken and waffles? I had to order them separately
BrowneePointz: Dirty Sodas are gross and I have NO idea how the Mormon Church got them and Crumbl cookies so popular
r10pez10: non spon
Redbassist: That's a very jordynne drink
Jezus38: wait, your denny's serves vodka? I'm moving to Victoria!
RelwinEJ: gettin' turnt at Denny's
RockPusher: we're 231 for ice cream
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northern_ronin42: We'll get there when the bill comes.
vinopinguino: you already got pizza money
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I've not been to a Denny's with alcohol, but all the Denny's I've been to have either been at truck stops or truly off the high way directly
definenull: *would* lrr accept a denny's sponsorship?
electra310: This one's on chat, apparently
ContingentCat: Try it with vanilla vodka yeah red bull and vodka
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simplydavemn: @r10pez10 "Get coked up at Denny!"
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realbadatthis_: wait a denny's that sells alcohol? they were supposed to bring balance to the force not destroy it
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, hit pizza
CAKHost: Was there something that kicked off the Dirty Soda stuff that is going on? Or is it just the newest thing Big Drinks is just pushing out?
sporkraptor: dang, looks like we blew past pizza and are well into ice cream now XD
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SymphonySolstice: if you go to dennys for a health bowl there is something genuinely wrong in your life
Redbassist: Healthy bowl movement
James_the_Dabbler: Oh this is more people than I expected. Hi!!!!
stippledotter: Is Denny's on the front page, or did that slot conclude with vacuum?
mtvcdm: As a Wisconsinite who knows his dairy products: no, that is a crime
BrainBetter: Oh no. That sounds distressingly like instant curdle.
vinopinguino: get it!
LittleVesuvius: curdled alcoholic milk...nooooope
vinopinguino: treat yourself
Atarra: nobody goes to Denny's expecting anything remotely healthy
Foxmar320: That sounds NO
Anubis169: "It's fuel."
RockPusher: mmmmm
Sorator13: I think you should order one of those to-go for Beej!
ElementalAlchemist: mmmmmm, eggs benny
BusTed: loves me some eggs benny
ContingentCat: It will hurt you
letsbelgo: eggs benny
Thefluffiestguineapig: 230 or 220 something away from i cream? Not sure, the loading time is struggling
hyalopterous: Yeah, I don't think American Denny's sells vodka
Mazrae: I thought Denny's was a place to go after drinking, not to get drunk at
Jezus38: yeah the curdle potential is unappetizing
TheKingWiggins: @mtvcdm have you ever gone to the Denny’s in the Dells? only Denny’s I’ll go to.
ThorSokar: Also comes with 3 Blood Pressure Pills
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae I've never been to one with alcohol on the menyu
TruPhantomAngel: Is it wrong I kinda wanna go to Dennys and get hammered?
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: if i wasnt full of A&W id be craving Dennys from this
loufghyslaufey: @TheKingWiggins Who!?
r10pez10: hell yeah hazel
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RockPusher: Domestic, Premium, and Import what?
HedWund: get some pancake puppies
SnackPak_: ooo some mozzies
mtvcdm: @TheKingWiggins There's a Denny's in Madison near East Towne, that's the one i end up at
Bahumot: Yes! Mozzarella sticks are GOOD!
Shadowsoflife: @RockPusher beer
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Who is this... "Wiggins"?
TriuneSystem: I'm sorry, Dennys serves alcohol since when?
DamienGranz: @hyalopterous Probably depends on the state. Maryland isn't going to be the same as Ohio where they have drive through liquor stores, lol.
RatherLargeToad: No Grandslamwhich?
Jezus38: Jordynne is the goat of denny's
BrowneePointz: but yea, I don't think you'll HATE it
Doom4114: Their mozzie's are really good
CAKHost: Oh yeah, good idea Ben XD
inetro: Poppin pills in a Denny's, nature has healed
Bahumot:
Probably because Mozzarella Sticks are hard to do wrong 
LittleVesuvius: @hyalopterous yeah i think they dont here
TruPhantomAngel: Oh right that cheese. lol
Redbassist: Lactaid gang
theambivalentagender: Lactaid wont save you
BrowneePointz: Denny's is nothing if not Consistent
northern_ronin42: Now I'm hungry ><
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Dunnston: Omg Dennys
Camthelion: lactaid gang!
mtvcdm: But in any case I have, pancake places just, in town without having to drive an hour
simplydavemn: Love how their treaking this like on of those food torture challenges they do on Live.
snacksmuncher69:

Dunnston: I forgot today was Dennys
RockPusher:
Shadowsoflife oh! profit margin, probably 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DamienGranz I've been to quite a few Ohio Denny's, no alcohol at them at least the ones in truck stops
TruPhantomAngel: @theambivalentagender I’m happy to see you supporting your friend. lol
SmithKurosaki: How's Denny's?
CabooseFails: I think that's the cap
Redbassist:

vinopinguino: where's nelly? grand slam for the champ
Shadowsoflife: @RockPusher probably
SnackPak_: Graham Slamwich is a wrestler
stippledotter: @DamienGranz I mean, I've seen cocktails at Cracker Barrell in KY, so anything's possible
CAKHost: I still remember that story of Ben's partner giving him a Blizzard with a lactic acid pill on top. I thought that was very sweet
loufghyslaufey: @TriuneSystem Its Canada. Of course they'll at least have ale. (I think? Or... stereotype??)
NerdSoda: Sleeper Cells are now active
bbblehh: I like how there's a bit of menu poking out from the bottom of the frame it makes me feel like I'm right there with them
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think I've been to a Denny's within a decent radius of a city though
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Artificer_Evan: hello friends
LittleVesuvius: i cant eat at dennys do idk. the local one doesnt advertise it?
matthaus_c: sorry we were late!
loufghyslaufey: Why acknowledge chat while dining?
Redbassist: That's what happens
vinopinguino: and now you'll never see her again
loufghyslaufey: That's kind of embarassing?
Dethrizu: pancakes
BusTed: "1/2 litre" of wine
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Matt, Denny's is not for good decisions
Foxmar320: I want milkshake!
CAKHost: (I think lactic acid is what is in those pills? Sorry if I am wrong)
mtvcdm: Yum, a highball milkshake
electra310: I want Highballs
AdamYMHMI: We want highballs
omdorastrix: oooh ceasar
umbrakittygirl: Wine!
loufghyslaufey: Gawd.
chrono2x: mimosa
letsbelgo: COCKtails
SymphonySolstice: highballs for chat
ElementalAlchemist: these aren't milkshakes, but it works
Lobo_Apache: Moons over my hammie and a shot of vodka
Sorator13: you can order WINE at Denny's?!?
Anubis169: I could go for a highball
idontgetmyrealname: my american brain cant' handle denny's serving booze
matthaus_c: highballs let's go
CAKHost: Fries? :3
Genie_M: I don't drink alcohol
PhoenixMelior: A water please
DamienGranz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Do they not anymore? Well.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Generally I only go when I'm on the highway
Bahumot: Please tell your waitress that chat appreciates her.
WriterRaven: Strawberry milkshake please
Redbassist: That one ☝️
Foxmar320: Can I get that chocolate shake?
vinopinguino: honestly didnt know denny's have alcohol
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Jezus38: okay chat: odd breakfast thing. make pancakes, extra ones in case you want to eat them on the same day. then fridge the leftovers. then make french toast out of the pancakes. BOOM enjoy.
hamraffle: Can I get a Regret Slam?
James_the_Dabbler: Actually never been to a denny's, can I just have an OJ and some bacon
NerdSoda: Do they got corned beef hash? Love me some corned beef hash
vinopinguino: is that a canada thing?
mtvcdm: Chat demands highballs! High-balls! High-balls!
stippledotter: Thank you for your commitment to both privacy of service staff and your commitment to not make a plan past "eat Denny's"
HadesLeprechaun: I just hopped into the stream and immediately I want breakfast for dinner so badly
TriuneSystem: Get me a grandslam and a large water please jordynne
James_the_Dabbler: @Jezus38 Oooo that is a good idea
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DamienGranz I've seen them at Applebees and at Cracker Barrel, but not at Denny's
RelwinEJ: Do you ever think the bartender at a Denny's ever wonders how they ended up there?
bbblehh: Y'know I never really knew they served alcohol at Denny's
CabooseFails: Oh yes, I see the ice cream cone now. When did we reach the cap?
loufghyslaufey: @letsbelgo Chat, STOP. Not really helping. (But that's just letsbelgo, really...)
Delmsh: Nobody ordering by committee?
Graham_LRR: @vinopinguino is WHAT a Canada thing?
TruPhantomAngel: @james_the_dabbler I mean sure. Bacon isn’t too bad actually.
hyalopterous: Shots shots shots!
CAKHost: Oh wait! Chocolate Milk please!
simplydavemn: @Sorator13 I don't think my local Dennys can server alchohol. Must be a Victoria law allowing it.
Redbassist: The kings cup throple
James_the_Dabbler: @TruPhantomAngel It's really hard to screw up bacon
BrowneePointz: @Graham_LRR denny's having alcohol is uncommon in the States
Dog_of_Myth:

vinopinguino: @Graham_LRR alcohol at denny's. i havent seen dennys in the state have alcohol
doubleo21: Dennys near me doesn’t have alcohol. Canada’s got all the best stuff!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @simplydavemn It also might be they are in a city
Redbassist:

Jezus38: @James_the_Dabbler it's great. I make pancakes specifically for it since I just don't eat pancakes usually
Bahumot: I still get a glass of whole milk from my Denny's orders. Very old fashioned...
xantos69: Depends on the state.
Daring_Apprentice: Just had the Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger at Denny's yesterday, pretty good!
BrowneePointz: State Laws on Alcohol in Restaurants are all different
MTigress: if you could create a 'Denny's Sidewalk Slam', what would be included?
letsbelgo: Yeah, it state by state
lamina5432: some states are very weird about selling alcohol
TruPhantomAngel: @james_the_dabbler Oh…I’ve had bad bacon. trust me.
Foxmar320: Yeah never seen it in Florida
Xan_The_Quiet: denny's in my state have beer and wine, but nothing harder
Thaezar: For your consideration: Step 1: French toast, but without the cinnamon Step 2: BLT
HedWund: In Arizona we sell alcohol all over the place so denny's here has it for sure
pimiento: this breakfast for dinner could have been a fist fight
Lobo_Apache:
HEY, Fist fighting at a 24 hour is my AMERICAN RIGHT 
idontgetmyrealname: ya, liquor licenses are hell down here in some places
KnifeRollinaBakery: More medicine ads, less booze.
Manae: Fighting at the Waffle House is time honored tradition
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinopinguino I'm also wondering if it is something to do with how far it is from a city. I only go when it is in a truck stop/when I'm driving places
Dog_of_Myth: Hey Waffle House is the dinner and a show. Denny's is just....fine.
bbblehh: A milkshake sounds so good rightnow
LoadingReadyRun: oh no
Jezus38: In Wyoming they used to have (unless it's still a thing) drive through liquor stores
Foxmar320: No one goes to Denny's to watch calories
Sorator13: I would enjoy those 1700 calories so much
BrowneePointz: Also, you're allowed a cheat day
BrowneePointz: Matt, honey, treat yourself
Earthenone: give me your biggest noms
lamina5432: leftovers to beej
lochnessseammonster:
yeah do it matt 
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RatherLargeToad: dewit
Redbassist: Matt's in danger
theambivalentagender: Do they still have that grilled cheese full of mozzarella sticks
James_the_Dabbler: Get it and split it
BrowneePointz: god I love Country Fried Steak
BrainBetter: @BrowneePointz These count as an entire long cheat weekend, I think.
ThorSokar:
Ben's getting the grand slam
SymphonySolstice: *baba voice* eat! eat! you so skinny!
Bionull: Still less than the victory cookie
BrowneePointz: I haven't had Country Fried Steak in a long time
LoadingReadyRun: "leftovers to Beej" is not a bad strat, tbh
simplydavemn: Alcohol license diffre all over the world. I'm sure if the local Denneys (Minnesota) could they would sell booze.
vinopinguino: @Thefluffiestguineapig im wondering if its also to do with how long they're open. most denny's around here are open 24 hours. idk what the hours are in canada.
DamienGranz: Oh, Country Fried Steak is so good.
PhoenixMelior: Look, some people's families drag people on diets out to diners. I am speaking about my parents.
foopoiuyt: Matt probably still has a working metabolism -- it should be okay
wedge_x: if y'all were here at like 1am it'd be the most theater kids thing possible
Redbassist: Juniper would want you to have it Matt
SnackPak_: beejovers
TheKingWiggins: There are no calories during a Subathon
KnifeRollinaBakery: Which country fries the steak again?
Molladia: Oh are we seeing "I wont order a thing if somebody else at the table is ordering it"
Sorator13: it;s okay Matt, you have five people at the table to share with
RockPusher: Man who eats leftovers in favour of being given leftovers. News at 11!
BrowneePointz: the branding is now "postmodern"
Bahumot: Their pancakes are generally too much for me too. And they keep accidentally giving them to me.
RockPusher:

calculated_uncertainties: @LoadingReadyRun Beej eats the whole thing! At least, what's left.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinopinguino Also alcohol when you're the restaurant at a truck stop seems bad
Redbassist: You. Get. Nothing
SymphonySolstice: oh we still have the shark club behind one of our denny's
ClockTamer: modern restaurants, especially chains are soooo blaaaaand
definenull: nap time
KnifeRollinaBakery: The cigarette smoke gives the Denny's the character of old
Jezus38: @Bahumot worst or best super power?
Dog_of_Myth: ooo pie
hd_dabnado: mmmmm cheesecake
BrowneePointz: yall should look up the 60s-70s era Denny's sometimes. Delightfully Kitsch
Micalovits: Mmm.... Cheesecake
WriterRaven: Ooo, cheesecake. I should make cheesecake.
7gorobei: caramel apple crisp
MegaDosX: Love a good cheesecake
Foxmar320: The Denny's here is a prefab building. They just pulled up and set it up overnight.
Ravensfest: I'll have the cheesecake, please
electra310: We need a poll on those desserts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think I've seen a "renovated Denny's"
CAKHost: Is Beej still sitting behind LoadingReadyRun?
Foxmar320: It is so bland inside.
foolish_s4mwise: is this Dennys th one from Not A Drop To Drink?
ElementalAlchemist: welp
Redbassist: Hooligans
Delmsh: LRR gets kicked out of a Dennys
DeM0nFiRe: That means James is gonna order us the cheesecake, right?
AdamYMHMI: Graham throwing a chair probably didn't help
Earthenone: gives time for james to digest his morning meal
LoadingReadyRun: [Beej] This is Beej.
definenull: vamping? v--v?
PhoenixMelior: Hi beej!
Jezus38: table needs to give us their highs and lows of vaccuums
Sorator13: Hello Beej
Redbassist: Hi beej
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Beej!
bbblehh: Hi Beej
MaddogM: Are we still on the front page?
SymphonySolstice: [Beej]
bytecaster: Hi Beej
foolish_s4mwise: hi Beej
MegaDosX: Nice try Paul
mtvcdm: The waitress will be sad with you if you don't eventually order
simplydavemn: Someone should bring Beej back a Dessert.
Sorator13: The gang is discussing what food to bring you
Mai_Andra:
I tried to get a cheesecake at the grocery store, but they've been moving everything around, and I couldn't find it... 
Bahumot: Are there 6 doors under the Denny's table?
lamina5432: we gonna see how long they can stay before being kicked out?
stippledotter: But how many doors are in that Denny's
CAKHost: Ah yes! Gibb Beej left overs I'm sure he will like that!
Molladia: I think the most similar thing Australia has is "Pancake Parlor"
lochnessseammonster:
it was great 
whitebadgerwolf88: Don't forget cheesecake for beej too
PhoenixMelior: I cant stop thinking about the shopping cart
Mr_Bitterness:

xantos69: If the heal doesn't make you dislike them, they aren't a very good heal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia Is that IHOP?
Sorator13: I'm still stuck on the doors
MegaDosX: Haven't there been barely any #30 wins in actual Rumbles though?
Redbassist: Torg Torg Torg!
vinopinguino: good booking
CabooseFails: It was a banger finish
KnifeRollinaBakery: P
bytecaster: Imagine being the waiter and coming over just hearing "Because it was torg vs serge ... "
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KnifeRollinaBakery: Spoilers!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
lamina5432: fleem was oily and big as well
MegaDosX: Raiders! Welcome to...this.
CAKHost: Hello Raiders!
LoadingReadyRun: Torg-Beej would be President Camacho
Molladia: @Thefluffiestguineapig not familiar enough with IHOP to confirm
Earthenone: imagine if that timer was counting down, and we were limit testing the 24 hour diner
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snerge eliminated Santa!
Dalrint: Raiding in to say someone better eat some moons over my hammy!
simplydavemn: I for one would welcome Buff Beej as an overlord.
spethycakes: All hail Snerge!
electra310: I'm just sad that the Banana underperformed all night.
SymphonySolstice: LMAO
Mr_Bitterness: I will say, Angry Zen Master had a great night, he did really well in all his fights
Bahumot:
I am still so happy they are still doing The Rumbles. I love them so much 
Mr_Horrible: I've gone and made myself a toasted sandwich in solidarity
BrowneePointz: Denny's 24hr Speedrun Subathon
DamienGranz: The thing to ask is how many doors are under these tables
vinopinguino: this is a punishment now
loufghyslaufey: 5:30!? What time zone do you guys actually live in, James?
Jezus38: buff Beej overlord might make for a much nicer world
SymphonySolstice: camping the denny's
mtvcdm: I could do a mozzarella stick challenge
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7gorobei: mozstick centurion
iris_of_ether: IAN
RockPusher:

62MGcobra: imagine being seated next to this and not know who they are
spethycakes:

MegaDosX: Ian Horner.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Bitterness Consistently under appreciated and overperforming for EMPTYING THE RING
Thefluffiestguineapig:

hd_dabnado: is it a self-sealing stembolt in the sense that it doesnt actually have a purpose?
RockPusher: Graham!
Bahumot: How many more Ian lines before they get kicked out?
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Sorator13:

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DeM0nFiRe:

iris_of_ether:
Graham 
bytecaster: @62MGcobra "I wonder which of them is named chat"
randomguy358: As someone who used to have a call of cthulu game that played at a Dennys they wi
Redbassist: The reverse thermite
randomguy358: Will let you stay for a while
definenull: or this is a live prerecord
BrowneePointz: This makes me think of my old Post-Show Acting days
MegaDosX: Like the Avengers eating shawarma
Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Oh it's live
chaos5896: Go out and get shwarma?
PhoenixMelior: Like the avengers scene, but at dennys
Dog_of_Myth:

TruPhantomAngel: why do I have a feeling this Dennys food will be better then the states?
loufghyslaufey: @simplydavemn Yeah but, I don't buy it... for some reason.
MegaDosX:

Foxmar320: Forget what?
Lobo_Apache: Welp, Gotta find a neurolyzer
Krillin_fan: forget what now?
spethycakes: What was that?
electra310: We weren't listening, say it again?
MTigress: nah have a stinger at waffle house
lamina5432: bye graham
Shadowsoflife: huh
Bahumot: I feel a little awful saying this but I would probably pay to watch you all eat.
stippledotter: Ah yes, a hamlucination
Meark: denny's!
Atarra: to sell the bit there need to be technical glitches and such in the prerecord
Redbassist: Find her
DamienGranz: They have reacted to things said in chat, so if it's pre-recorded they're pretty good at guessing..
Foxmar320: ohhhhh pie!
definenull: that brownie is lowkey good tho
Dalrint: Ooh, brownie sunday
mtvcdm: When I'm ready I tend to just shoot my hand up the next time they look in my direction
Lysander_salamander: oh, brownie sundae
SymphonySolstice: mmmm cheesecake
MegaDosX: Well if I weren't already about to make brownies that would be enough to convince me
BrowneePointz: ooooo cheesecake
ClockTamer: oi! I wanna see!
Jezus38: Graham having the courage to do the thing I've never had the stones to do myself but often want to
GrassVortex: oooh, that Brownie Sundae looks nice
starlitdiscord: ooo sunday
bytecaster: So what are we thinking of the brownie Sundae chat ?
RockPusher: wait what?
vinopinguino: they went on their lunch break
MegaDosX: The looooooong way
loufghyslaufey: @Thefluffiestguineapig Its tempting, isn't it?
Reaper_IsMyName: The….. what
Redbassist: Brownie time
Foxmar320: Can I get the brownie sundae?
Mr_Horrible: odd
bbblehh: The looong way
Molladia: James!! Let us see the pie
matthaus_c: Snerge eats crinkle fries the loooooooooooong way
spethycakes: how is that possible?
wedge_x: everybody be cool
NerdSoda: what???
stippledotter: @MTigress Stinger at waffle house is another fight
lamina5432: need to have more confidence that the camera can be here.
vinopinguino: the looong way
reptile___: mmm, brownie sundae with oreo pieces
WriterRaven: Fries cut the same way Eddie Barbell eats corn.
Lysander_salamander: with oreo pieces? Nice
e_bloc: like how I eat corn
brainbosh: what the fukc does the long way mean
Shadowsoflife: ???
notpsion: ah, it's ordering time
shushu2539: warm chocolate brownie, yum
TruPhantomAngel: yeah…I hate those.
hd_dabnado: Crinkle Cut the Inverse way
Noy2222: I know it isn't, but the food looks AI generated
MTigress: @stippledotter exactly
electra310: I'm thinking brownie sundae and ask if they can put strawberry syrup on it
PhoenixMelior: Ooh good choice graham
NonjaBiru: James order the brownie sunday for us!
brainbosh: star cut fries?
Mattmitchell45: Fries like a churro?
merman42: mmm benedict
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if there's a dennys near me
adamdaw: Mhm those definitely look like dessert
m33pn8r: @lobo_apache just walk through a door when you're looking for something! Usually works for me
spethycakes: brownie sundae for chat, please
Lobo_Apache: To shreds you say?
wiganlass: brownie please and a cup of coffee
Graham_LRR: to shreds
Dalrint: Ooh, James covered the screen so the waitress doesn't have to be on twitch. that was nice of him
WhoseGamewasitZ: Denny is my Favorite GameGrump.. then Arnold.
Foxmar320: I also want a chocolate shake!
Bengineering: Shredsss
definenull: +1 for the sundae please
fundabental: the oreo thing makes me think about the chicken & waffles oreos i am currently experimenting with
SymphonySolstice: to shreds you say
whitebadgerwolf88: Mmm brownie
Redbassist: To shreds you say?
Reaper_IsMyName: dad can we get a milkshake?
BrowneePointz: ian knows ball
simplydavemn: They are currently ordering food to Graphic to be shared...
BrowneePointz: hashbrowns with country gravy and cheese
electra310: He went for it, good for you Matt!
SymphonySolstice: yes matt yes
Sorator13: @Reaper_IsMyName dad can we get a redbull milkshake with vodka?
spethycakes: oooh good choices, Matt
adamdaw: @Dalrint Ahhh that tracks
Redbassist: Yesss matt
Foxmar320: Yessss Matt!
Jezus38: Matt is a champ
starlitdiscord: ooh that sounds so good
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
reptile___: Matt ordering the 1700-calorie meal
TriuneSystem: Grand slamwich is my goto. Good man Ian, good man
definenull: shred++
TruPhantomAngel: I recommend the seasoned fries btw.
Redbassist: Smort
vinopinguino: aww yeah load em up
RockPusher: Choccy Milk!
PhoenixMelior: To SHREDS
Reaper_IsMyName: LRR continuing to know ball
stippledotter: That sundae looks so good
MaddogM:
Of course Matt has gone the Cinnamon Roll 
spethycakes:
choccy milk 
gsyhiap: Matt's slamming it
Foxmar320: Tempting James
ItsAliceUwU: to shreds you say
DamienGranz: Presumably for the privacy of the waitstaff.
Redbassist: Choccy milk
Dalrint: GOOD.
wedge_x: scattered and covered
Lysander_salamander: The BTS-flavored oreos are interesting. Supposed to be pancake with butter and maple flavor. Strangely more crunchy than a normal oreo.
simplydavemn: Ohh, protecting the wait staffs identity. Considerate.
starlitdiscord: so many shreds
hd_dabnado: woah blinky
MegaDosX: Is the camera struggling for anyone else?
Graham_LRR: how’s that brownie Oreo sundae looking, chat?
spethycakes: @Lysander_salamander the BTS Oreos are also fascinating
WhoseGamewasitZ: HuddleHouse
darkcyril: @ItsAliceUwU And his wife's hashbrowns?
Foxmar320: oh no
Mattmitchell45: @Lysander_salamander I have eaten like 5 packs of them
reptile___: @MegaDosX yes
DeM0nFiRe: @Graham_LRR Delicious
BrowneePointz: @Graham_LRR i'm lookin at the cheesecake my dude
HavenDragon: camera is glitching a bit yeah
Sorator13: hoo boy
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
Redbassist: Yummy
TruPhantomAngel: Damn straight.
SnackPak_: hell yeah
MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR It would be enough to convince me to make brownies if I weren't already planning on it
Reaper_IsMyName: strong in this meta Graham
ContingentCat: You know you want cocky milk James
snacksmuncher69: heck yes
SymphonySolstice: I don't like the shredded hash as much as the cubes tbh
ItsAliceUwU: @darkcyril to shreads you say tsk tsk tsk
Graham_LRR: @contingentcat the what
Foxmar320: The cheesecake is tempting us
RockPusher: not as good as the strawberry cheescake
Bahumot: I feel like we're peeking from behind the menu
vinopinguino: we're getting wild
MegaDosX: Though that cheesecake is also tempting
DamienGranz: @Graham_LRR Honestly good, lol.
fundabental: POUTINE
HavenDragon: send chat a cheesecake
lochnessseammonster: great spread
Jezus38: breaky poutine?
e_bloc: the what
NoxStryx: Breakfast putine!?
simplydavemn: @MegaDosX I assume they are on someones phone internet here. Or the Denny wifi, which probably isn't great.
starlitdiscord: now i want cheesecake...
spethycakes: sundae for chat?
Earthenone: the canadian exculive breakfast tiem?!
Mai_Andra:
Breakfast Poutine 
ContingentCat: @Graham_LRR Chocolate milk
tehcrashxor: Poutine? I wish our Denny's carried poutine
Atarra: o Canada
stippledotter: Brb eating with my eyes
MTigress: chat gonna be trying to steal Jordynne's poutine
GreatSacrificer: Yes! Breakfast poutine!
TruPhantomAngel: oh they do have poutine!
phoenixfeather14: chat would like the cheesecake
wiganlass: 500 brownies and 500 cheesecake for chat
Mattmitchell45: Denny's Poutine, you say?
RealLegitStreamer: breakfast poutine?
spethycakes: teasing us with those desserts
SymphonySolstice: oh no
RockPusher: hahahaha
electra310: Hot milk summer!
Dog_of_Myth:

MegaDosX: Oh dear
fundabental: chalky milk
Strebenherz: Uh oh, milkies
Jezus38: oops
BusTed: 🤔
SnackPak_: o7
definenull: oh no
Foxmar320: LOL
ElementalAlchemist: mmm, cocky milk
chaos5896:

itira:

DeM0nFiRe:

MWGNZ:

Sorator13: oh noo
PhoenixMelior: LOL
spethycakes: :lrrrlul
thanzo:

vinopinguino: umm
itira: oh my god Matt
RockPusher:

ErynTzun: We definitely lack breakfast poutine at US Denny's lol
HedWund: did anyone order the carrot milk?
loufghyslaufey: Red Bull? Why?
ContingentCat: Yes that was a typo
MegaDosX: Ian.
googoltudoris: canadians, we must know- breakfast poutine???
spethycakes: Ian
SymphonySolstice: typo in the chat, get em
jchinnock: the cocky milk comes from the James Clone
BrowneePointz: Ian knows ball
Khalstrom: The local Denny's shut down, and rightfully so(it was nasty in there), but this makes me crave it
RockPusher: Lactaid MVP
BrowneePointz: hashbrowns like that are the BOMB
Reaper_IsMyName: Ian speaks the dialect of Waffle House.
simplydavemn: Graham, I assume he meant put it on the end of the table to cover up those other patrons for privacy.
Foxmar320: @jchinnock LOL
TheCactaceae: there's an official "add curious eyebrows" option?
spethycakes: double your smother, double your fun
Lobo_Apache: That's my order at waffle house honestly. Double, All the Way, Extra smother
Mattmitchell45: Brave Warrior Jordynne
BrowneePointz: and if you get peppers and onions and mushrooms mixed in? hot damn
Sorator13: if you had a clone that didn't share any of your memories, would you order them a Blackberry
Sorator13: Boost?
Reaper_IsMyName: I hope no one gets tummy trubs
fundabental: this view makes me feel like i'm at the high chair at the end of the table
Jezus38: oh, it's the "fuck me up" option
fundabental: and the adults sometimes talk to me
WhoseGamewasitZ: coccy milk is just milk that is conceited and brags too much
Mattmitchell45: I recall White Spot and Floyds talk from LRR over years
mtvcdm: I was there once and I was not ready for how big their portions just normally are
bytecaster: As a European, I enjoy learning about important North American cultural touch stones like this!
vinopinguino: not with your coin flipping skills ben
mtvcdm: I wanted three pancakes from Floyd's and I swear they gave me three pancakes per pancake
Reaper_IsMyName: @bytecaster look up Waffle House lore
Foxmar320: This is making me want Denny's
RockPusher: Marmalade is a strong first pick
BusTed: cutting jam
stippledotter: Red Bull & alcohol is proof that humanity was not meant to live. The uppers? But also the downers.
Jezus38: marmalade a strong p1p1
TriuneSystem: Open packet one. You'll be passing to the left
fundabental: bragging out the pectin?
matthaus_c: @Foxmar320 #influenced
iris_of_ether: Pectin is in many fruits!
KitteyWolf: it likely means extra so its more jellied
LittleVesuvius: what does ben have that doesnt have pectin?
Reaper_IsMyName: first picking hot sauce
Redbassist: Uh oh peccies
fundabental: strawberry jam with HORSE HOOVES!
BrowneePointz: @bytecaster It's a Chain Diner, but a lot of us in our adolescence would go there late after things, or while drunk way in the wee hours
ErynTzun: French I see french
PhoenixMelior: Strawberry for me
pimiento: avec pectine!
electra310: Windmill slam marmalade
Mai_Andra:
Grape Jelly 
wiganlass: no marmite?
Redbassist: So pure
WhoseGamewasitZ: Vegemite
BrowneePointz: Oh no our frames!
ContingentCat: Lol can ya see ittt
vinopinguino: strawberry plz
TriuneSystem: I prefer the impure marmalade
MegaDosX: Internet is struggling
RockPusher: Needs Marmite/Vegemite
BrowneePointz: oh they're b ack
SymphonySolstice: grape jelly pwease
Reaper_IsMyName: this makes me miss high school theater.
Mattmitchell45: Strawberry best option, imo
stippledotter: The orange mana broke the frames for a sec
TruPhantomAngel: I’m having pizza now too. it’s like I’m dinning with LRR!
ContingentCat: Strawberry jam please
accountmadeforants: What is "Kraft Pure" exactly?
GreatSacrificer: Gelée de raisin. Yes, from a singular grape.
BrowneePointz: gimme that concord jelly
Redbassist: Secret of marmo
loufghyslaufey: Don't flash us with your dining condiments...! Some kf us ate already ir not by now...!!
simplydavemn: Jordynne is playing the full fruit array. A move than has been banned in many tournament circles...
Sorator13: blueberry jam best jam
NoxStryx: Some fruits don't need added pectin because they are more coagulative on their own.
iris_of_ether: I need to make more of my blackberry jelly, now that I think of it
Mr_Bitterness: @Reaper_IsMyName Community theatre for me, we were a bunch of jackass teens in a big loud group
Juliamon: no pb??
epsilon_vee: @accountmadeforants branding
electra310: Reminds me of back in college, after LARP we'd all go to the all-night diner at 1am, still in costume. We were maximum theater kid energy
Jezus38: raspberry is always correct, but never available
ContingentCat: No honey either
loufghyslaufey: Sorry, just a blunt take
rogerivany: Any Cheez Whiz?
Sorator13: GRAHAM
TriuneSystem: Is Benjineering the premier marmalade pilot of the format?
chaos5896: Phrasing!
ErynTzun: Well here it's English/Spanish/Somali/Hmong we get but packaging maybe only English or Spanish
accountmadeforants: @epsilon_vee but like, what's it taste like?
SymphonySolstice: usually you have to ask for PB now because of allergies (much to my happiness)
korvys: Graham, to answer your question from the other day, marmalade (as opposed to jam) has the peel of the fruit in it
TheMerricat: Strawberry is listed as 'with pectin ' because strawberries actually don't contain enough pectin on their own to make jam or jelly so you have to add additional pectin from a outside source to make strawberry jam.
adept_nekomancer: Matt playing mono-blue over here
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How much of Denny's have I missed?
Reaper_IsMyName: @mr_bitterness oh same. We were menaces and God I miss it sometimes.
mendokusai_jamesdean:
Taking note for my next trip north
vinopinguino: they just ordered
Bahumot: They have just ordered
DamienGranz: Matt's mom is involved with his spread? :!
electra310: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters They ordered
fundabental: brown sugar butter toast is a similar winner
Redbassist: Cinnamon toast!
DeM0nFiRe: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Like maybe 15 minutes or so, they only just ordered a few minutes ago
spethycakes: I was inspired to make myself a bowl of Reese's Pieces cereal
TriuneSystem: This is my WUBRG Slams Matter deck
PhoenixMelior: Nutella is tasty but my parents never bought it
Redbassist: Bleh north American Nutella
Mai_Andra: You've heard of Girl Dinner. Get ready for Boy Spread.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Thanks. I was planning on showing up earlier, but lost track of time
NoxStryx: You have corrupted our poor innocent matt!
spethycakes: trader joe's makes a mean off-brand biscoff spread
Reaper_IsMyName: it’s ok Ben. turning 35 changes you
TruPhantomAngel: Yknow what’s funny. for a good few years, my diet consisted of probably why too much Dennys. Late night after every rehearsal, show, etc.
ContingentCat: Occasionally I'll get Nutella but eh
spethycakes: @Reaper_IsMyName he wouldn't know
RockPusher: Nutella is Hazlenut spread
Isaac3567: Nutella is whats in the centre of Ferrero Rocher
TruPhantomAngel: way*
RockPusher: but it is mostly sugar
ElementalAlchemist: It's chocolate spread with La Croix hazelnut so you can pretend it's healthy
hamraffle: The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing a bunch of people Nutella was a health food
BrowneePointz: ye Nutella is Hazelnuts
Cptasparagus: personal best facts
pn55:
Thanks TQ 
Mr_Bitterness: @Reaper_IsMyName Right there with you.
brainbosh: unsubscribe pb facts
BrowneePointz: Jordynne Money Spread the Sugar Packets
Kasran: four sugars. classic american excess
northern_ronin42: I don't think I've ever in my life (even in the 90's) seen peanut butter at the table anywhere.
Reaper_IsMyName: TQ is good friend
Juliamon: is there at least a honey packet?
simplydavemn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Don't tell me you missed appliance talk with Beej? (It was actually pretty fun...)
spethycakes: ~natural~ granulated sugar
Redbassist: Roger it naturally
fundabental: it's a calories x cancer risk sweetener matrix
inetro: Sugar for breakfast is universal. Love some fairy bread
MTigress: sugar packet tier list when?
accountmadeforants: I love that these have different brands
hyalopterous: Looks like the usual pink blue and yellow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey chat. Is this the good Deny's? We've all been to the bad Dennys, and I know we wouldn't want to go back.
DeM0nFiRe: You tell me a gran ulated this sugar?
TruPhantomAngel: Ugh, Splenda…
spethycakes: no sugar in the raw?
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants Yeah, these are genuinely different substances
BrowneePointz: Brown sugar spoils faster
ErynTzun: oh those wavy cut fries cut length wise do look weird the small picture makes them look like candy corn
Mai_Andra: which one is saccharin? (I never remember...)
Redbassist: Finally equality
vinopinguino: jordynne
Reaper_IsMyName: @spethycakes see you get it. sugar in the raw is goated
LostThePirate: My grandma always sprinkled Equal on my rice krispies as a kid
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @simplydavemn I will have to try to remember to find that later.
HeavyMetalFlorist: all three of those artificial sugars make me so ill >_<
simplydavemn: @Mai_Andra Pink I belive.
ClodiumSoride: @Mai_Andra Sweet & Low
accountmadeforants: @Sorator13 Yeah but like.. they didn't need a whole logo, just a description
NoxStryx: Rogers just big tycoons in canada
saweeks: Roger Roger
hd_dabnado: why is ben looking at that Ketchup like he wants to take a shot of it
Redbassist: Canadian Rogers everywhere
AdamYMHMI: History is not written by the victors. It's written by the Rogers
spethycakes: @Reaper_IsMyName my parents only raised one fool (my sibling)
GreatSacrificer: made from Brazilian sugarcane
TriuneSystem: Practice safe breakfast, use a condiment
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants eh, it's marketing and branding
simplydavemn: Ben just went quiet.
Mai_Andra: We used to be able to just buy saccharin tablets at the grocery, but that doesn't seem to exist anymore...
simplydavemn: Audio seems lost.
BusTed: "All I have is Nescafe... I'm very very sorry..."
stippledotter: Sweetened condensed milk also Slaps
accountmadeforants: @Sorator13 Hence, I love that these have different brands. It's funny
BrowneePointz: if it doesn't smell or taste Sour, you're good
Reaper_IsMyName: @spethycakes My battle cry these days is “mama raised a depressed burnout but she didn’t raise a bitch”
LostThePirate: Audio is fine for me
e_bloc: one day expired is not expired
Earthenone:
you are sharing a drink so... 
Jezus38: good tech. sweetened condensed in an espresso is prime
simplydavemn: Just me - sorry. Some reason twitch muted.
spethycakes:
@Reaper_IsMyName oh, I'm a proud bitch 
PhoenixMelior: Oh gus gus...
Redbassist: Dairy supervisor
hd_dabnado: single beer goes crazy
Boomyakalolo: never!!
Sorator13: NO
NoxStryx: Just add jordynne as a roommate and she can take care of you at home.
Redbassist: Gus pls
Reaper_IsMyName: that story was BUCKWILD
itira:

bytecaster: Amazing
vinopinguino: HUH
BrowneePointz: your cat Gluk Gluk's the Knuckle
spethycakes: That story scarred me
MrSarkhan:

chaos5896: Ben, my corgi does that with palms lol
jchinnock: hes a turkey cause he be gobblin'
LittleVesuvius: my cats do that
Redbassist: Orange cat one brain cell
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
chaos5896: they're wierd babies
RockPusher: Ginger cats are sucklers
brainbosh: also cat like to clean the teeth
Jezus38: I saw the clip and it made me go to bed cause it was that uncomfortable. done for the internet for the day
bytecaster: z z z
BrowneePointz: mmmm Cheesecake
Reaper_IsMyName: YAY PIE
brainbosh: quick hide
RockPusher: We return, to The Cheesecake Zone
bbblehh: Yaaay it's sundae time again
Foxmar320: ohhhhh Brownie Sundae!
Mattmitchell45: My cat loved to lick my Dad's beard
Boomyakalolo: brownie sunday
stippledotter: Cooooookie
lamina5432: I request the brownie sunday
spethycakes:

cheetoJack: a brownie sundae does sound appealing
Redbassist: Cheesy cakey
brainbosh: brownie sunday sounds good
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: brownie sundae or new york cheese cake chat?
accountmadeforants: Use the menu to hide the Denny's from god and chat
chrono2x: Love when the wait staff turns up we get pie
ladiesloveloki: Funnily enough, I'm baking lemon bars right at this moment
jchinnock: magic!
LittleVesuvius: oh wow
Foxmar320: One of my cats likes to bury his face in my beard
SymphonySolstice: I fear that glass
Austere_Squire: we're not old enough for this conversation
ElementalAlchemist: well
PhoenixMelior: They use the pie to hide the shame (us)
HadesLeprechaun: a red bull? this late at night? lol
RockPusher: good layering
matthaus_c: science project beverage
Dog_of_Myth: Don't like that
snacksmuncher69: would
spethycakes: the layers
definenull: its like an onion
electra310: How long til that thing curdles?
Foxmar320: Nope
Boomyakalolo: cursed af
ContingentCat: Oh no
Dethrizu:
and then the cream curdles 
MrSarkhan: I would try that.
inetro: That beverage has more separation than most forms of government
L0rdX33n: yum yum
Jezus38: dislike the separation being presented to the camera like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
stippledotter: We entered the dessert zone right as I started brushing my teeth and that was an *experience*
Bahumot: I hope whoever drinks that survives.
e_bloc:

PhoenixMelior: I bring a separate silicon straw with me now
LittleVesuvius: alcohol & caffeine together apparently makes for a bad, BAD hangover. (I don't drink, I heard this from someone in college who got their first hangover from a mixed drink chased with coca cola)
spethycakes: it doesn't bring all the boys to the yard
BrowneePointz: Denny's is Fine. and more importantly, it's *consistent*
ladiesloveloki: Try gingerbread creamer in hot chocolate
anactualheehaw: Wow Denny's in Canada looks so much cleaner than Denny's in the US
KeytarCat: I miss midnight denny's. in uni we used to go to In-n-out more often
L0rdX33n: I’m with you in spirit eating supermarket sushi
NoxStryx: Usa has separation of church and state, canada has separation of cream and redbull
Bahumot: @BrowneePointz That is exactly it. Yeah. Consistent.
Jezus38: rounds at Denny's? I'm back in
Redbassist: Barcadia but with those
Molator: even the children?
mtvcdm: Ben don't manifest things you don't actually want
Foxmar320: oh I don't like any of that
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BrowneePointz: Like, a lot of American Chains are very up and down. Denny's is PRETTY damn even keel across the country
RockPusher: Molator Especially the children!
RockPusher:

WitchyTQ: chat whats in the drink i missed it
Redbassist:

geckoinasuit: now i really want dennys
RockPusher: Hai TQ
idontgetmyrealname: is it a bad sign how appealig those glasses of water look to me rn?
spethycakes: @WitchyTQ the tears of the damned
RockPusher: Vodka I think
BrowneePointz: @WitchyTQ It's a Vanilla redbull Dirty soda thing I think?
Sorator13: @WitchyTQ red bull, blackberry syrup, cream, and vodka
matthaus_c: vanilla vodka
iris_of_ether: @WitchyTQ Red Bull, blackberry syrup, cream, vanilla vodka
nevermore913: I don't think I've ever been to Dennys
PhoenixMelior: Chat, please drink water
Challis2070: Go get yourself some water and drink it, rest of chat
WitchyTQ: gross
WitchyTQ: thanks
ElementalAlchemist: we can read it great
Reaper_IsMyName: water check
nevermore913: Looks gross
BrowneePointz: yea it's a "dirty soda"
mtvcdm: thanks i hate it
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ladiesloveloki: I have Wild Cherry Pepsi, does that count?
Redbassist: 👍
TruPhantomAngel: @littlevesuvius As someone who loves Long Island Ice Teas…rookie behavior. lol
e_bloc: vanilla vodka
ErynTzun: eeew
Bahumot: Again, I hope whoever drinks it survives.
Jezus38: good job James. you should do this professionally
WitchyTQ: @RockPusher Thanks for the gift sub!
accountmadeforants: Eugh
Reaper_IsMyName: What a terrible day to comprehend the king’s English
Mr_Horrible: not ice cream, just cream
simplydavemn: When I wasyounger my Friends invented a drive with the help of a bartender called "Smegma Troll" (based on my misheard they Lyircs to'Sad but True'. I forget the ingredients, but it has Cream and citrus in it to curdle it up a bit. It was nasty. That Redbull soda made me think of it.
e_bloc: gross I hope you like it
RockPusher: I was surprised
BrainBetter: The camera is working remarkably well for that stuff.
Awfrigate: What's going on? Is chat ordering for everyone?
simplydavemn: *Drink
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WitchyTQ: its cause i've been offline until yesterday
RockPusher: The Twitch gift sub randomiser is not perfect system
Foxmar320: I get subs to random channels all the time
Boomyakalolo: denny's sells alcohol in Canada, gods i wish that were a thing here
darko118: What is the tot IceCream for?
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Sorator13: @Awfrigate We/they were just explaining one of the things they ordered to TQ; the gang has already ordered
WitchyTQ:
@Manfred909 
bbblehh: Is there a Mrs. Loading Ready Run?
A_Dub888: If Serge is Mr LoadingReadyRun, who's Snerge?
BrowneePointz: oh yea I forgot Denny's gives you the extra shake in the Tumbler!
Bahumot: I got gift subbed the moment I said something in chat, like a panther bouncing on a clueless deer.
BrowneePointz: wow that's a memory unlocked
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Xan_The_Quiet: i've gotten subs to channels i only every watched for 30 seconds while i was looking at the front page
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Stonks 
inetro: Already got the PNGs for it
AdamYMHMI: Adam is already doing it
lamina5432: adam has been pngtubing
Foxmar320: I use PNG
Mr_Horrible: PNGs of potatoes rather than Virtual potatoes
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Thefluffiestguineapig: You gained some during the Tunic randomizer I think
Challis2070: What is png?
BrowneePointz: Octo's rig is fucking NOTS
Dog_of_Myth: His is amazing
Hangedman: i was about to ask if you'd seen octo's new tech
spethycakes: Adam ahead of the curve, yes
Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah Octopimp has an impressive PNG tuber
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, Octo's model is wild
BrowneePointz: also yea as a PNGtuber it's easy to plug and go
LittleVesuvius: @TruPhantomAngel Lol fair. I have negative tolerance and this person thought they had really high tolerance. But everyone has super high tolerance compared to me
definenull: ben's ooze friend is also good
SymphonySolstice: @darko118 200 subs till they have an ice cream party (they already unlocked a pizza party)
dreezebreeze: hell yea octo shoutout
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Foxmar320: Adam's is great
lochnessseammonster:
i love the turtle 
Anubis169: whoa!
Lobo_Apache: Wait, y'all are connected to/was Octopimp?
mtvcdm: And a 50!
Bahumot: Forget PNG-tuber. What would a Tif-tuber be XD ?
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: DANG another 50?
Mr_Bitterness:

DamienGranz: I am too old, lol I have no idea what a vtuber or pngtuber is.
Awfrigate: @simplydavemn Thanks for the gift sub!
BrowneePointz: He was a big old time DB supporter @Lobo_Apache
Boomyakalolo: 50 heck yeah
simplydavemn: That should cover 5 subs for each. No obligation though.
darko118: oh nice thanks @SymphonySolstice
BrowneePointz: like one of the biggest supporters in the old days @Lobo_Apache
foolish_s4mwise: nothing is more important than big tiddy goth gfs
Juliamon: Lobo_Apache He was a DB cryptid in the early years
Sorator13: @DamienGranz A streamer that uses an image with some animation in place of a face cam
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ContingentCat: That's cute
Foxmar320: Octopimp goes way back
Mr_Bitterness: Octopimp has CONNECTIONS
Jigokuro:

Redbassist: Db3 oh yeah
lamina5432: one of the vtubers I watch has a full girl but is an octopus on her head
Mattmitchell45: Octopimp does a bunch of voice acting now, I think
EvilBadman: I wanna say he won a Goomba blanket?
Juliamon: Back then, $500 was an INSANE amount
Strebenherz: dang
iris_of_ether: @DamienGranz Vtuber uses a camera to animate a 3D model to match themselves. Pngtuber is a cartoon image (png) as a stripped down version of that
BrowneePointz: Octo's voice acted for years @Mattmitchell45
ThorSokar: He started the Auction Smack-Talk too
PhoenixMelior: I believe he had some corporate donation fund behind him
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePointz It's just wild because it's like I know Octopimp through Totalbiscuit and it's wild how small the internet is I guess
SodiumFox: Mr Octopimp a great guy had a wonderful conversation with him I think that year haha
Mr_Bitterness: @Mattmitchell45 Axl in latest Guilty Gear is him
mtvcdm: Now over 40% progress to ice cream
TriuneSystem: The year of octopimp was the first year I watched desertbus
WitchyTQ: i didnt know who that was until the vtuber, and its wild that youre talkin about it now. its the raddest vtuber ever
accountmadeforants:

WitchyTQ: like pure anime transitions on movement
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I still remember how hype those Octopimp bids were
Shurtal: I think he was in charge of the company he worked at's charitable donations, and just blew it all on Desert bus auctions
hyralt: Oh sweet, we're already at Denny's?
Sorator13: "surprisingly usefuk"?
Mr_Bitterness: @Lobo_Apache Same, wait for the LRR and Jesse and Dooger crossover
Sorator13: that's an interesting description for a straw
TriuneSystem: I believe it was the Ken Stacey star wars auction that octopimp won for 9k
Gekyouryuu: I first knew Octopimp from Homestuck stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shurtal I would say "correctly attributed"
BrowneePointz: tbf LRR has always been in the same spheres as Octo and Dodger et al through mutual friends
Dromos_GHG: @TriuneSystem same db3 was my first year too! legendary
Redbassist:

Gekyouryuu: and was surprised to see his name pop up re-desert bus
Lobo_Apache: @Mr_Bitterness that would be AWESOME
Reaper_IsMyName: I’m curious. Jordynne have you ever seen/played Class of 09’
BrowneePointz: and the plugins it has is NUTS
Mr_Horrible: bro looks straight outta Gunsmith Cats
accountmadeforants: I've now also found it and it's super fun to look at
TruPhantomAngel: @littlevesuvius I mean, I’m a drunkard. so no one should compare to me. But never really heard bad hangovers from caffeine related drinks. but to each such their own. I hate black licorice stuff.
Gekyouryuu: he's BEEN streaming, and the vtuber is recent
Mr_Bitterness: Octo's been on Twitch for years, the avatar is new
Hangedman: he recently commissioned a friend of mine to invent a whole new system with voice recognition and such
Mazrae: If db 3 was 09 that might of been my first to tune jnto
Mattmitchell45: There are a lot of cool comedy VTube/editing folks on Twitch
Foxmar320: I have like 4 PNG settings and I can't keep up with that lol
BrowneePointz: Ye he got a big following from the post Homestuck days
Redbassist: Sugar water
Hangedman: that might kinda totally change pngtubing if it gets released
Mystaira: Most vtubers have a steamdeck or certain things are tied to expressions like raised eyebrows or the like.
Shurtal: Octos also one of the best Potemkin players in North America
Mystaira: streamdeck*
Hangedman: uses SAMMI and Unity, because game engines are kinda good at Lots Of Images
BrowneePointz: @Mystaira as a PNGtuber yea you can do most of that stuff from Key presses, but steam deck makes it even easier
Dog_of_Myth:

Jigokuro:
My octo sub hit 120 last month 
BrowneePointz: ye folks know of him from 50% off and his Homestuck vids
Val_TheRainbowFang: I see no reference to the homestuck dubs that first made him famous
thanzo: octopimp is all over the place
Jigokuro:
Which is, admittedly, 4 months younger than here 
BrowneePointz: he did a fan parody TeamFourStar style dub of the gay swimming anime Free
HavenDragon: he voiced Eridan iirc
ContingentCat: Yeah that's where I recognize him
Hangedman: still a VA, was Axl In Guilty Gear Strive iirc?
BrowneePointz: called 50% Off
Reaper_IsMyName: it blows my mind also that Graham just knows Takahata
flouncy_magooo: It's so weird that everyone in my follow list knows each other, even though I stumbled upon them independently
niccus: this might be the first time "homestuck" has been uttered in a denny's for five years
Mr_Bitterness: If anyone wants to see, Lilygoth had Octo on and was introducing another VTuber to Homestuck and its an amazing watch
Mr_Horrible: BOMBAAAAAAAHHHH
matthaus_c: I watch the Akira AnimeSMR at least once a year and it breaks me every time
accountmadeforants: Voices Axl but plays Pot
Lobo_Apache: @niccus Nah, there are still conventions lol
Strebenherz: @Graham_LRR customer past your table slightly visible, possibly blockable with a menu
matthaus_c: Dashcon is back, there's definitely been Homestuck at Denny's
TruPhantomAngel: I still see them.
Sorator13: @Strebenherz yeah, there's another behind the menu, can't block both
BrowneePointz: "You KILLED the Haru that could READ!" Jordynne is my vocal stim
stippledotter: There's homesick cosplayers at teen AnimeCon 1 month ago
Jezus38: enjoy denny's folks! I'm going to bed. Good luck to everyone trying for the next giveaway!
Strebenherz: @Sorator13 ahhh gotcha
KadmosTech: Mics are doing a solid job isolating, or this is the quietest Denny's in North America
ThorSokar: For those that want to know, the YouTube MCM Octo was working for at the time had a whole bunch of money earmarked for charity and they told him "Make this go away" and he decided to become the money god of DB3 (2009)
MalFnord: can confirm, homestucks still roam the conventions
SnackPak_: seems like a once is enough kinda thing
ALittleRedPandaPlush: the vtuber rig I saw lately that blew me away was the one who made a Fantastic Mr Fox style stopmotion avatar.
LowUpsideCJ: my city had an anime con and a crossfit games in the same weekend and the restaurant vibes as a bystander were WILD
calculated_uncertainties:
5000
accountmadeforants: Actually between DB, Homestuck, and Guilty Gear, I have a lot of overlap between the seemingly random nonsense Octo is involved in. There must be a pattern
BrowneePointz: Hussie's writing style is NOT for me
LittleVesuvius: @TruPhantomAngel Huh. Honestly it might've just been that they were trying to show off at the time and I'm also a really bad metric, because 1 sip and I get dizzy and sick. Ty for clearing up the confusion
PhoenixMelior: I could never get into it, and that's fine.
Val_TheRainbowFang: Homestuck is both very long and terrible and great and will change your life if you can breach it
Challis2070: I am still incredibly thankful the one Darth Maul player that hugged me/grabbed me around the shoulders for the photo (I was in a Dust cosplay) had some *really* good paint sealer on.
KV1NN4:
What's happening right now? 
Redbassist:

Mr_Bitterness: I'm a sicko who loved the database jokes in the first chapter
Foxmar320: Yeah thats how I felt as well G
TruPhantomAngel: It’s funny, I learned about Homestruck from my now niece. Ambi and I took her to her first anime con just to see Homestuck meet ups. lol
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Homestuck lost me as soon as the trolls got introduced. A dozen pages of hard to read text per day, no thanks. Problem Sleuth forever
Micalovits: @KV1NN4 Dennys!
BusTed: Sluggy still going
BrowneePointz: and Toby Fox made Undertale in Hussie's Basement while Hussie was writing it!
Mattmitchell45: Can I recommend Homestuck Made this World podcast
Reaper_IsMyName: I keep confusing homestuck and homestar runner
ArbalestTheGeni: I miss watching a bunch of you in Synaptic Chaos Theatre back in cowtown at Ota.
KV1NN4: Live from Denny's??
KV1NN4: wow!
Goombill: I loved MS Paint Adventures, but bounced pretty hard off of Homestuck
GhostValv: sluggy... geez that's a name I haven't heard in a bit
Gekyouryuu: i fell off of homestuck early into act 1 on my first attempt, then tried again and in two weeks was decently into act 6, which was what was current at the time
Mr_Horrible: LFG old as hell, I remember reading that
KV1NN4: cool technology
HavenDragon: oh my god Looking for Group...
Challis2070: The Homestuck people seemed to shed paint a lot more than that one player
ErynTzun: I can't imagine trying to catch up on Sluggy now
jvetting83: Still ready Girl Genius.
jvetting83: reading
nevermore913: Guild movie!
accountmadeforants: I got into Homestuck for a bit, but then it its like... fifth mega-hiatus and I kinda forgot about it. And then I hear the ending sucked so I never bothered to follow up on it
BrowneePointz: god or Felicia Day's massive The Guild Kickstarter
Strebenherz: @jvetting83 It's always a good day FOR SCIENCE
matthaus_c: still reading Kill Six Billion Demons
PhilanthropyLich: Wow, I read LFG for years
Isaac3567: He also did Least I Could Do
PhoenixMelior: Ah i see, graham casually blocking other people, smart
MacbethSeemsSus: Same comic artists as Least I Could Do
Mazrae: The only web comic im reading still is two kinds
Reaper_IsMyName: I’m just over here quoting xkcd
Sorator13: Order of the Stick is the only one I still follow, I think
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I recently rediscovered and caught up on 20 years of Bittersweet Candy Bowl
Mattmitchell45: I was mostly Topataco-related comics
DamienGranz: I loved Homestuck, it gets better as it goes but fell on its face at the end, but if you hate it at the start it's probably not for you, lol.
Mystaira: Same Jordynne, same.
Scarbble: jordynne? reading about boys kissing? shocked
BrowneePointz: yea for the Table, as also Ancient Internet Folks, how'd you feel about Felicia Day bringing The Guild back? @Graham_LRR
KadmosTech:
Matt needs his sign from yesterday 
Challis2070: Yeep, they're nicely covered now
TriuneSystem: Its "The Guild: Ren Faire'd" and it made almost 7 million on Kickstarter. It's now the most funded film in Kickstarter history
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I don't really follow much these days. I should catch up on what Evan Dahm's been doing
nevermore913: I still read penny arcade and foxtrot
L0rdX33n: Girl Genius, Order of the Stick, Questionable Content, Penny Arcade
Mr_Bitterness: Some are still going, Questionable Content, El Goonish Shive
Forgebold: I still read QC
ClodiumSoride: QC still goinng strong
drewm1022: I read Something Positive for a long ass time.
Redbassist: QC
MWGNZ: xkcd still good
Camthelion: i still read megatokyo
Krillin_fan: QC is still going yeah
MrSarkhan: Love Questionable Content
jhmv: any el goonish chive readers?
LanaTheRaven: QC is good
HavenDragon: i have a long list of webcomics in my RSS
Foxmar320: I kinda fell off web comics
RockPusher: I still read QC
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I'm still reading Something Positive
WriterRaven: xkcd, Awkward Zombie, and I got into Familiar last year.
Challis2070: Oh god, yes, El Goonish Shive is and I keep forgetting and finding it again and being baffled
ErynTzun: gave up on PA a long time ago, no desire to go back
Scarbble: @Mr_Bitterness i got back into reading EGS a bit ago
SnackPak_: dinosaur comics my love
ElementalAlchemist: I know lots of people in the DB community still read QC
Reaper_IsMyName: the kids are alright
ladiesloveloki: I got into Lore Olympus
ClodiumSoride: Schlock Mercenary ended a few years ago, so Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is my last of the day now
BusTed: awesome
MacbethSeemsSus: They're periodically updating Homestar Runner!
MWGNZ: homsar!
Forgebold: @jhmv hell yeah
the_lone_bard: I read QC for so long then my PC died and I lost my spot for a few month and just never went back to find where I was... That was 10ish years ago.
Gekyouryuu: i think the two longest running webcomics I'm still reading are El Goonish Shive, which is delightfully gnc, and Two Kinds, the semi-furry webcomic who's artist, it turns out, is Markiplier's brother
ralphthellama: And Firefly is trying to be resurrected via animation
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah 
Bahumot: Homestar still has it.
spethycakes: I read QC for a while and stopped when I found it more infuriating than entertaining
ladiesloveloki: I haven't caught up on it though
merman42: questionable content, girls with slingshots, el goonish shive
Strebenherz: bahahahahahaha. A+ parenting
idontgetmyrealname: i still read QC, Least I could Do, Dumbing of Age, Something Positive, and XKCD pretty much every day
Thefluffiestguineapig: I re-read Calvin and Hobbes, web comics aren't something I can do very much
MWGNZ: time to catch up G
Mazrae: Ive never seen homestar really i need try getting into them
KadmosTech: Doing the parent thing right, G.
Micalovits: Skill Issue
tehcrashxor: I miss the webcomic "Casey and Andy", by Andy Weir. Yes, author of The Marian Andy Weir.
accountmadeforants: Oh my god that's so cute
theambivalentagender: Ive started reading this star trek fancomc called USS Constitution. Really recommend it for any lower decks fans
Scarbble: @Gekyouryuu i love how queer EGS is, it's fantastic
the_lone_bard: Every Penelope story I hear makes me think you're accidentally crafting a lethally funny child.
CanvasWolfDoll: homestar runner was when the internet was at its best
Mr_Bitterness: Coming up to the end of Kill Six Billion Demons
QuixoticZ: Perry Bible Fellowship and xkcd and Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal are definitely still regular reads. Guilded Age and Rice Boy were some that i really loved back in the day.
MrQBear: @tehcrashxor it was so good.
Reaper_IsMyName: Penelope can be SAVAGE and it’s great
LittleVesuvius: the latest webcomic i was reading was the one about crows. I think it's called Crow Time? my partner likes KSBD
PhoenixMelior: Zed-Eh Ben, we are Canadian
MacbethSeemsSus: I was judging a high school speech event a few years ago and they made a homsar reference. I was floored
Foxmar320:

Redbassist:

BrowneePointz: delelelelele WHOOOOOOP
SymphonySolstice: delelelele wooooooop
jhmv: respect with the child
PhoenixMelior: Guzzlord!
Lobo_Apache: @Mr_Bitterness Really gotta read Kill Six Billion... GOt into the art through Lancer, but haven't quite committed
SymphonySolstice: same braincell
hidingbox: got to show the kid you still got it
BrowneePointz: Graham needs to hear Anime Regigigas
Redbassist: 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
Mai_Andra:
It's pikachu! 
Vandristine: UNUNUN
KadmosTech:

Reaper_IsMyName: it’s clefairy
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePointz Guzzlord
Oscelot: Oooo we're going to Denny's?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben mentally 'MY TIME HAS COME"
Foxmar320: Yeah Anime Regigigas is a lot lol
CAKHost: Ah finding people's trap cards... aka their hyperfixations
LittleVesuvius: @BrowneePointz childhood memory unlocked; running around yelling Regiice for like a month
spethycakes: I have been telling my friends about the Regigigas song
Scarbble: pectin is something in fruit that makes jelly thicc
BrowneePointz: Anime Regigigas and Angry Bewear are HILARIOUS
LowUpsideCJ: yokai watch
TruPhantomAngel: same Ben. same.
Oscelot: This is shockingly good audio for sitting at a denny's XD
Reaper_IsMyName: Ben’s eyes glaze over and he just ascends
nevermore913: Ben is very good at whose that Pokémon
TruPhantomAngel: Both for Pokemon and YuGiOh
KadmosTech: Pectin evolves into...?
ThorSokar: RIP Ben's poor neglected NeoPets
Sorator13: @Oscelot ye! Orders have been placed, waiting on food. Ben & Jordynne are most of the way through a shared "Blackberry Boost" (red bull, blackberry syrup, cream, and vanilla vodka)
the_lone_bard: All the space Pokemon occupies in Ben's brain could have been used for a chemistry degree.
Scarbble: @KadmosTech jellin
BrowneePointz: @Foxmar320 Reggie Reggie giga! giga! gig! gigigigigigigiga! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! oohhhhhh!
DamienGranz: God, I was in High School when Homestar Runner was going on, and I'm in my 40s.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had/have a dinosaur phase, I can do certain video games but not others
PharaohBender27: So no joke, I was about to go to bed and then went "SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE DENNY'S STREAM"
Oscelot: @Sorator13 Nom ^^
MacbethSeemsSus: Wo remembers the Telltale HomeStar Runner games?
Sorator13:
@PharaohBender27 
Foxmar320:
@BrowneePointz 
inetro: Cunty Regirock with a handbag lives rent free for me
spethycakes: that pardoy song is SO GOOD
Jigokuro: Oh that is a POWERFUL video
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus yo o/ played them on gametap
Reaper_IsMyName: @oscelot good to see you soldier lep7
spethycakes: WOuldn't it Be Nice
spethycakes: by the Beach Boys
TruPhantomAngel: My track was from Pokemon, to YuGiOh, to MTG.
WarCorrespondent: ~Digimon! Gotta catch em all!
Oscelot: @Reaper_IsMyName o/ meow
SymphonySolstice: OH YEAH I remember that
BrowneePointz: Regigigas is from a race of golems that defied God and had to drag the continents as Penance
KV1NN4: @WarCorrespondent how dare XD
Mystaira: Pokecito!
the_lone_bard: As an Australian "Wouldn't it be nice" has been permanently assosciated with Cadbury chocolate in my brain.
BrowneePointz: Sprigatito by Cristina Vee!
PhoenixMelior: Sprigatito!
WarCorrespondent: @the_lone_bard ikr
Reaper_IsMyName: What’s like required reading for silly internet videos?
BrowneePointz: Caucasian Moment
Redbassist:

Oscelot: Hubby and I just got home from watching Coyote vs. Acme. Eating leftover stir fry now ^^
BrowneePointz:

BrowneePointz: much love to Nicole
Scarbble: @Reaper_IsMyName from what era?
SymphonySolstice: knock knock it's knuckles
Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot was it good? seeing it tuesday
Challis2070: Oh, has Coyote vs Acme finally came out?
meepsalot: this brings strong memories of late high school and early twentys, dennys and perkins
simplydavemn: Random thought, but I could see enjoying a History Documentry narrated by Ian.
Graham_LRR: @reaper_ismyname oh god so many
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, this was sweet
BrowneePointz: yes Coyote vs Acme is out!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yeah
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu It was *excellent*, highly reccomend it
BrowneePointz: dunsparce is a meme pokemon
Mr_Bitterness: Every Pokemon is someone's favorite
BrowneePointz: it's beloved
Strebenherz: DUNSPARCE IS GREAT
BusTed: gets another hump
notpsion: how dare you hate on dunsparce
BrowneePointz: and all it has graham is TWO MORE SEGMENTS
accountmadeforants: Dunsparce is fantastic yeah
Challis2070: Welp. I know what work is going to be like tomorrow (hint, Acme is a popular name when phonebooks were a thing)
BrowneePointz: and THAT'S IT
Reaper_IsMyName: @graham_lrr @scarbble I’ll leave that as an exercise to the viewer. intentionally left vague
Kasran: dunsparce is my boy
Foxmar320: I want a Mimiku evolution
northos: who up segmenting they dunsparce
Strebenherz: I have killed ARCEUS on pokemon showdown with dunsparce, serene grace ftw!
WarCorrespondent: i need that website
Lord_Hosk: Wait... People even like that Yellow Electric Rat?
Redbassist: Dunsparce is a tsuchinoko
RockPusher:

345tom: fun fact you can name pokemon as part of an archipelago
Dalrint: Dunsparmy?
BrowneePointz: James likes the worst pokemon
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Natu and Xatu are my GOAT
Krat_Arona: Not Diglett?
Sorator13: well now I was a dudududunsparce cover of Darude: Sandstorm
KadmosTech:

Sorator13: *want
CAKHost: I thought it was Charizard?!
eshplode: But Ekans is snake backwards
mendokusai_jamesdean: Dunsparce is my dirt child
hyralt: James famously said he wants to turn all Pokemon into Pikachu
koodooman: Between Haunter and Lotad
BrowneePointz: James like Muk because backwards it spells $100
SymphonySolstice: sableye and misdreavus are my goats forever
Challis2070: Eevee! I want to hug them.
HavenDragon: my favorite pokemon is Scyther
Kasran: my favorite pokémon is typhlosion, but i also love zangoose and zigzagoon and furret and ampharos and dewott and lots of other cute critters
spethycakes: trubbish, my earnest friend
Redbassist: Snaaakay
LittleVesuvius: ekens evolution
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Trubbish is my fave, just a derpy little guy
Reaper_IsMyName: snakkkkkk
Oscelot: @Reaper_IsMyName the geneva convention
PhoenixMelior: My favourite pokemon is Totodile, i love him
matthaus_c: muk backwards is subscribe with twitch prime
enbycephalopod: Slowpoke is my special derp
hidingbox: James is learning things!
ladiesloveloki: I'm more of a Ninetails person, m'self
Oscelot: (joke bc canadian funies)
Redbassist: The geese song
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm boring, Eevee and eeveelutions
BrowneePointz:
Muk backwards is $100 
Challis2070: Slowpoke is great boy
Sorator13:

Mai_Andra: There's one that looks like a Metroid... Nucleosomething...
Gekyouryuu: according to Twitter the other day "James Turner has returned as pokemon creative director" or whatever job it was
EvilBadman: That Pokemon James Turner is a smart guy
BrowneePointz: also yea James Turner rejoined
Kasran: @Mai_Andra solosis, duosion, and reuniclus?
simplydavemn: My next Guinea Pig may be named 'Wheekatu'
quietcat: yeah, congrats James!
Reaper_IsMyName: @oscelot just remember: it’s not a to do list
PharaohBender27: Relating to this and the "Wouldn't it be Nice" parody, that Regigas song shown at DB Express 2026 has been in my mind since it got shown
Foxmar320: He was always Sims
BrowneePointz: granted James Turner rejoined TPCI and not Game Freak
KitteyWolf: james turner the aussie youtuber is still a sims youtuber
Oscelot: @Reaper_IsMyName Awwwwwww
flouncy_magooo: Make James say Muk backwards
MacbethSeemsSus: *James wakes up to a knock on the door. Game Freak is outside*
lamina5432: as the 4th most famous james turner
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh yeah, a yet further James Turner recently followed me on bluesky because of some minis I painted
public_key_reveal_party: Convergent evolution of James turners
Mai_Andra: @Kasran reuniclus sounds familiar
KitteyWolf: i literally watched james turner's sims videos today xD
Foxmar320: He played Minecraft a few times but Sims is how he got big
Reaper_IsMyName: there’s a reason there’s 1400 dollars of dlc
RustZenith: RIGHT. Forgot you guys were randomly going to Dennys lol
LittleVesuvius: was he doing sims machinima
Oscelot: *passes out chicken nuggies and stir fry*
Kasran: it wants to give you a hug
matthaus_c: but do you have the same memories
KitteyWolf: James Turner the sims youtuber had an old channel too called 'the sims supply' so hes been around for A LONG TIME lol
BrowneePointz: he looks British
RockPusher: but can our James nail an Aussie accent?
northos:
what do you mean "if" 
Oscelot: that's a hell of a mental image
Reaper_IsMyName: the James/Adam fusion dance
EvilBadman: "naur"
Oscelot: James is a man who knows his limits lol
CabooseFails: 1500 stretch goal
NerdSoda: can James nail an Aussie?
ladiesloveloki: When I saw Adam and James side by side for the first time, I legit thought they were brothers
Oscelot: @ladiesloveloki Yeah a lot of people have that reaction
iris_of_ether: oooo
simplydavemn: Adam Turner would be a good looking young man.
Foxmar320: @iris_of_ether Hello sorry about the hammer
stippledotter: Another incentive? 👀👀👀
KadmosTech: lrrJordynne ftw
poipal: [engagement comment for the algorithm gods]
ContingentCat: Heard that Chat
Oscelot: Yeah we gotta get a jordynne emote
northern_ronin42: Same, when I first saw Adam, I was like "Is James doing a bit where he's a jerk?" Though now that he's a silver fox, Adam's pretty hard to mistake for James.
iris_of_ether: @Foxmar320 No worries I knew the risks lol
TheAinMAP: lrrJORDYNNE someday.
GhostValv: D:
Oscelot: wow how has it been that long?
Gekyouryuu: given the history w/ minecraft around here, a funny joke I just saw on tumblr y'all might like: "girl i switched to peaceful and your mom disappeared"
Oscelot: GAH
Challis2070: Horrible passage of time!
NerdSoda: Six?!
Sorator13:

public_key_reveal_party: We demand jordynne emote
RockPusher: Jordynne, why remind us about time passing
lamina5432: ew
starlitdiscord: oof
n3ther: pls
Reaper_IsMyName: hey thanks jordynne.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Thanks, I'm old now
Oscelot: no more blinds for you, James hehe
stippledotter: No wonder my bones hurt oof
Mr_Bitterness: Time is a weird soup
LittleVesuvius: the pandemic feels like it was so much longer. I spent 2020 working at my worst job ever
your_favorite_badger: <message deleted>ахахахахах ирландсике гомосексуалисты из шейн фейн)))
hidingbox: Turns out, we have all been here a while
Capriox_42: time marches ever forward
GhostValv:
time, why you got to be a jerk 
nevermore913: Time is the enemy
MrTheWalrus: Time IS dumb, thank you James
Mai_Andra: "Time...moves only forward unless the police."
A_Dub888: It's going to be the 10 year anniversary of Zippo Tricks McEdgelord
krorkle: It keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future.
ThorSokar:
I'm just gonna go turn in to dust, don't mind me 
ladiesloveloki: welp, time to take my ibuprofen
Oscelot: thanks mods
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have been asking for a Jordynne emote for a while
ralphthellama: Coming up on Desert Bus 20!
doubleo21: Space is warped and time is bendable
Shadowsoflife: time is fake and haunted
Oscelot: I don't remember, did you at least get to keep the van, James?
merman42: time is the fire in which we burn
Juliamon: English only in here please
your_favorite_badger: <message deleted>это жирная тело? баба ил муждик?
the_lone_bard: A little known side effect of the pandemic was the breakdown of linear time. Sadly it's never recovered, the pandemic was 6 years ago and 16 years ago and 6 months ago.
Thefluffiestguineapig:

CAKHost: Who's idea was to measure the distance of astrological bodies anyways?!
Gekyouryuu: late 2019 to 2021 was 6 years, 2021 to 2026 was 5 weeks
RockPusher: I have to do the math any time someone asks my age
northern_ronin42: For me, that age was around 22.
your_favorite_badger: <message deleted>IRA
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we still on the front page?
your_favorite_badger: <message deleted>URA
public_key_reveal_party: And then Ben forgot what age he was live on stream
your_favorite_badger: <message deleted>IRA
nevermore913: Yea just ask Ben what age he is
Oscelot: what a good name that's utterly wasted on a troll
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thanks mods!
phoenixfeather14:

CabooseFails: ben might already be 55
Reaper_IsMyName: @public_key_reveal_party that was amazing live
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Mods
Mr_Horrible: Ben just vaguely tracking so he can jump on those Early Bird Specials
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ben already gained a year this week
ozzyozren: I had the opposite, my parents brought out a cake that said 28 on it many years ago and I was arguing with them I was turning 27. I was wrong.
ghizmou: is the 55+ just soft food you don't need to chew?
KadmosTech: Never order the Perpetual Oats
iris_of_ether: *hurk hurk hurk*
ElementalAlchemist: I feel like it wouldn't work as well with oatmeal
SymphonySolstice: forever oatmeal sounds like how you get several diseases
PharaohBender27: #PerpetualOatmeal
Oscelot: @ozzyozren roflmao
GhostValv: overlife oats
Redbassist: Concrete in a pot
LoadingReadyRun: over and over and overnoght oats
RockPusher: Sets up like a cement mixer
public_key_reveal_party: Oats/time
spethycakes: OaT
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun lol terrifying
ContingentCat: I think that's how new diseases get created
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Oroboroats
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig *claps*
stippledotter: Is making oatmeal with oat milk unethical? Calf in mother's milk and all that?
meepsalot: itt takes several minutes to rememeber my age
Scarbble: @Thefluffiestguineapig lol
poipal: @ozzyozren I can at least remember whether I'm turning an even or odd year based on the calendar year. but boy i got blindsided by 40.
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig ok that's good
awildshen: dave spokesman over time? oats
ladiesloveloki: Forever Oatmeal sounds like an SCP article
GreyThey: Oatver and oatver
public_key_reveal_party:
@thefluffiestguineapig
very good
Oscelot: @stippledotter *wheeze*
simplydavemn: As we get older we can no longer chat TEETH so we need to do OATS...
Gekyouryuu: @ContingentCat that one episode of Cowboy Bebop. "toys in the attic" iirc
Earthenone: if you ant remember the lake? was it even that great?
KadmosTech:
@thefluffiestguineapig thanks I hate it 
RelwinEJ: @Thefluffiestguineapig They eat themselves?
Oscelot: @ladiesloveloki Yeah one of the ones you use to get people into SCP that seems harmless
LittleVesuvius: forever oatmeal sounds like an any % food poisoning speedrun
BusTed: weird
wiigamer1995: whats time is it in victoria BC?
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT that's tech
PhoenixMelior: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:58 PM
LoadingReadyRun: Shuswap lake?
Oscelot: @wiigamer1995 8:58P
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RelwinEJ Recursively overnight
Redbassist: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 1d, 23:43:13. 
Anubis169: wiigamer1995
Anubis169: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:58 PM
ladiesloveloki: @Oscelot And just when they trust you, WHAM, you hit them with the Kaktusverse
TruPhantomAngel: yeah it’s not super late.
Oscelot: @ladiesloveloki *snerk*
wiigamer1995:
9pm brekky 
poipal: Forever oatmeal could have beaten the yeerks, presumably. If it was the right flavour.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: almost 11pm here in St Louis
Lord_Hosk: 9PM when Victoria Closes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Like the coffee machine
Foxmar320: I just checked and the Denn'ys here is closed.
the_lone_bard: I think that's a predatory thing isn't it? If a fish or crustacean lives in an area with no natural predators they just respond to any kind of food instantly?
LoadingReadyRun: I deo not authorize additional drink purchases
Anubis169: it's nearly 5am here in UK
RockPusher: Regulation Choccy Milk
RelwinEJ: @Thefluffiestguineapig This is how we get unchecked singularities
BrowneePointz: Try a sip! Try a sip!
LoadingReadyRun: Unless you fill out the forms again
CanvasWolfDoll: man. now i want denny's pancakes...
kali_dehumanization: Is Dennys in Canada better then the states ???
meepsalot: I still get id'ed and can only tell fortysomething
BrowneePointz: Do it Graham!
SymphonySolstice:

TheCactaceae: @Anubis169 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Foxmar320 Is that legal? It is Denny's
pn55:

Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus: Deo authorized more drink purchases?
DeM0nFiRe:

Challis2070: "One drink was the limit!!"
spethycakes:

RockPusher: No leftovers for Beej now
pimiento:

Reaper_IsMyName: @loadingreadyrun please fill out the requisition forms in triplicate
Strebenherz: The eye of Beej sees all XD
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig my favorite entry point is the maneki neko!
Foxmar320: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters My only option right now is Waffle House
Shadowsoflife: Hey @Oscelot o/
Redbassist: ISO standard Denny's forms
PhoenixMelior: #BeejisNotHR
Scarbble: is it late enough for waffle house??
Oscelot: marionberry? c.c
Reaper_IsMyName: @foxmar320 I would heck up some Waffle House.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Or the long corgi is another one, or the half cat
Juliamon: Guava is having a moment lately and I am HERE for it
Oscelot: @Scarbble nah gotta be like 2am
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I think waffle house is way better than Denny's
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You know, I have never actually been to a Waffle House.
Atarra: Denny's is what you do when you don't have Waffle House
Foxmar320: @Scarbble It's midnight here, so Waffle House and a show
Challis2070: Who *is* HR?
poipal: Denny's trivia: If you're getting comped a birthday combo, the birthday person doesn't need to be the one ordering it, it just needs to be someone at the same table
KadmosTech:
Lemonade? Wouldn't that curdle the milk? 
Goombill: I just don't want lemon with my dairy products
Foxmar320: @Reaper_IsMyName Same!
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh I haven't read those!
EvilBadman: You don't want lemonade and cream combining?
public_key_reveal_party: @Challis2070 I think beej technically
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra No, Denny's is the sit down restaurant at truck stops
the_lone_bard: Graham I feel like the entire menu here will help you do that.
TruPhantomAngel: @amillioncatsontypewriters Same! I heard one is in Atlanta, so maybe I should go.
LittleVesuvius: @EvilBadman it can be good but it can also curdle the milk
Oscelot: Nuuuu!
LoadingReadyRun: Hashtag Beej is NOT HR
Anubis169:
It's dark in here! 
Reaper_IsMyName: EXPERIENCE CHEESECAKE
PhoenixMelior: Food time!
TruPhantomAngel: Time to eat.
Lobo_Apache: the second plate has hit the table
SymphonySolstice: all according to keikaku
merman42: perfect timing!
Oscelot: Waiter we're being silenced! I can't breeeeeathe!
Redbassist: Om gawd
simplydavemn: Anyone else remember the Patton Oswalt bit on the Denny's mascots?
Dog_of_Myth: Now I want Waffle House Hashbrowns
Challis2070: Food! Time for me to....get ready for bed!
notpsion: james really wants us to know about cheesecake
eshplode:
The food is here 
doubleo21: Perfect timing!
ContingentCat: Back to the cake dimension
NerdSoda: perfectly timed
Foxmar320: I want cheesecake
Earthenone: shedueled meals on the minute, quite a classy dennys in canada
electra310: Midnight Denny's!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TruPhantomAngel There is one not too far from me, but in general breakfast food places are not on my radar
stippledotter: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #2921: "The food ran out. You gotta eat lead." —Alex [2016-07-07]
PharaohBender27: Oh stream is struggling
Redbassist: Where's Char's food?
Atarra: @Thefluffiestguineapig I live in the Denny's part of the US and went to school in the Not Even Waffle House part of the US
Oscelot: Man I want cheesecake too
KadmosTech: No food for James. Or chat.
the_lone_bard: No cutlery, eat like nature intended!
Oscelot: @Atarra ....idaho?
Redbassist: Chat's food
Sorator13: Beej has not approved cutlery
Sorator13: unless you fill out additional forms
GhostValv: Sheesh
SymphonySolstice: damn I want that
lochnessseammonster:

electra310: That looks surprisingly appetizing
Oscelot: I just ate and you're making me hungry, James ;_;
Foxmar320: ohhhh that looks good
Atarra: @Oscelot corn country Illinois
Anubis169: James what did you get?
Oscelot: @Atarra ahhhh yeah that would do it
Reaper_IsMyName: that is breakfast potatoes with cheese
Sorator13: That looks like a good mozz stick
nevermore913: Solid stick
PhoenixMelior: The frames are all over the place
Lobo_Apache: Look at those sticks, those sticks are adequate
Bahumot: That looks like my Denny's food over here.
Mystaira: Too much food for the fraames
BrowneePointz: damn the frames are everywhere but that bread looks good
RockPusher: Looks like perfectly acceptable grub
roastbeefsandwitch: damit, now I want Denny's. Yes I could just go out now, they're still open, but it's 11 pm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot the Coffee Machine is good, and you do want the half cat named Josie (529 IIRC), not the kitten that looks like a kitten and everyone has a mimetic reaction convinced it is a kitten even though it is actually a tiger that mauls you
tanshala: look at this food, isn't it great!
BlindPathfinder: lrr transitions to mukbang
KitteyWolf: i'm so hungry now xD
foolish_s4mwise: yall didn’t order anywhere near enough hashbrowns tbh
Reaper_IsMyName: who ordered the side of frames
Redbassist: Frames? Shredded
Mattmitchell45: I mean, I would be floored if Denny's did good poutine
ContingentCat: Sure looks like food
the_lone_bard: Why do the eggs look so Yellow... It's like a cartoon.
Oscelot:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Tyty, I'll look them up 
Atarra: I have gone to a few Waffle Housen around Cincinnati but I was informed that they are "not the authentic experience"
NerdSoda: Curious why you were hiding the cam for the waitress but not the waiter?
Anubis169: the_lone_bard: scrambled?
RockPusher: Order him something anyway
aerohydra: !next
BrowneePointz: Beej whatcha want?
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Denny's Adventure at Fri 09:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
lamina5432: a milkshake
Redbassist: Beej order up
ContingentCat: @NerdSoda I think they just weren't expecting him to come from that side
KadmosTech:
Order Beej that lemon milkshake 
Reaper_IsMyName: @atarra Deep South at 2am. after bar close. secrets of the universe get revealed
simplydavemn: @NerdSoda I think it was just not getting to it quick enough.
Mattmitchell45: Order Beej a Redbull
Anubis169: Git! In! Mah! Belleh!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Coffee machine is 294 and long corgi is 2952
shushu2539: it that plate for chat?
Atarra: @Reaper_IsMyName I believe it
spethycakes:
pierogies 
LoadingReadyRun: Yup. Surprise me. I'll even take off my headphones for a bit, if you like.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig lol I sent that and told my boyfriend that I guess I have some reading to do, and within *literal seconds* I got a link for it
EvilBadman: When I hear Prairie Slam, I think of beej
doubleo21: What else is open? Get Beej something from there
PhoenixMelior: Beej wants a surprise
meepsalot: I have fozen waffles and I am kinda wanting one
PharaohBender27: @Atarra Per Graham in that one GVlog from Atlanta, the "authentic" Waffle House experience is getting drunk one night and then realizing you are at a Waffle House at 3 AM
the_lone_bard: @Anubis169 I mean, sure, but those are bright yellow... I don't think I've ever seen eggs that yellow. I don't know if that's an Australian or north american problem XD
LoadingReadyRun: Order something you always wanted to know what it was.
Foxmar320: I want one of those moz sticks
nevermore913: Eggs should not be oily
Genie_M: Bon appetit
LoadingReadyRun: And if it involves hash browns, i like shredded and crispy.
tanshala: yeah beej will eat anything!
simplydavemn: "Perfectly adequate."
theambivalentagender: Is that poutine just like...Kraft cheese melted on potato bites?
Reaper_IsMyName: bone apple teeth
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun to be fair, they did that with the blackberry red bull cream vodka
Anubis169: the_lone_bard: UK doesn't have ones that yellow, but there's always the possibility there's other stuff in the scrambled egg mix
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun the only way, struth
Duffadash: Okay I GUESS I'll have some 6 AM solidarity breakfast before going to bed
Robot_Bones: that's the older ham they pulled from the back
KadmosTech: Surprise Beej with dinner from Princess Auto
Thefluffiestguineapig: The eggs might be powdered/in a carton like milk premixed
Redbassist: Mihami club
L0rdX33n: honestyly looks tasty.
Atarra: Denny's is similarly an experience best had at about 1-3 am
L0rdX33n: If I wasn't full of sushi, I'd be into it
Reaper_IsMyName:
it’s Mid 
LowUpsideCJ: high praise for dennys
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun got it, Beej likes 'em shredded
RockPusher: Masticating‽ In a restaurant‽
Oscelot: @KadmosTech "here beej, we got you a bag of reeces pieces and a lukewarm sprite"
the_lone_bard: @Anubis169 Fair enough I guess...
Sorator13: I would absolutely dip that in ketchup
Mattmitchell45: The Naming at Denny's is carrying a lot
simplydavemn: But would it be ethical to masticate your clone if they knew your parents?
LoadingReadyRun: I will take them off when the tent covers the camera. Chat, no spoiling me on the order.
Reaper_IsMyName: @oscelot ……I hope those are separate
ClockTamer: the slamwich and slamberger are much better than the moons
Bahumot: You're welcome LRR!
Foxmar320: Your welcome
the_lone_bard: Moons over mihami... Sure looks like a bacon and egg sandwich with ham instead of bacon.
Atarra: worked retail closing and we'd hit up the Denny's, they were happy to see us because we were infinitely less obnoxious than the drunks
spethycakes:

Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun o7
Val_TheRainbowFang: Get Beej a box of scorpions
RockPusher:
You heard Beej, chat -
order
Oscelot: @Reaper_IsMyName *snerk*
ozzyozren: a pound of turkey bacon for Beej
Mattmitchell45: Is the Moons over My Hammy supposed to be like a Miami Cubano?
Thefluffiestguineapig:

CAKHost: Yay we fed 6 people. 7 if there are left overs for Beej!
EvilBadman: That poutine looks the appropriate amount of regret for Denny's
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beejs is going to get four fried chickens and a coke
CAKHost: And any other person that might nibble or two
ladiesloveloki: Ugh, I've been craving a real DINER breakfast for a while
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also did we somehow get down to 134 subs left to ice cream?
Redbassist: Octopimp walks in
Bahumot: I usually do the Build Your Own Grand Slam.
PharaohBender27:

SymphonySolstice: there is only Egg
Bahumot: And I do exactly that. a LOT of scrambled eggs.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty!
LoadingReadyRun: Also, yes, "leftovers for Beej" is a viable strategy here. I doubt there will be any. And people may want to take their own home.
Reaper_IsMyName: You can get anything you want. as long as what you want is E G G
Makoforte: Is it bad that I am jealous of the dennies?
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup!
Makoforte: Because
Mattmitchell45: Get out your box grater
ladiesloveloki: Eggs, sausage, toast, a side of home fries, pancakes....
simplydavemn: Leftovers for Beej could be a crapshot...
Makoforte: God I wish I could just buy the food from a dodgy breakfast takeaway
Sorator13: @ladiesloveloki blackberry syrup red bull with vodka...
the_lone_bard: That reminds me of when KFC has a build your own bucket promo, and the crispy strips worked out to like 40c/strip instead of $1.20/strip... I'd get it and just order 10 strips, 10 strips and 10 strips.
LoadingReadyRun: Eight slices of toast, dry.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ladiesloveloki Me too, but when I do it I either need to get good maple sausage, make real tasty BLTs or put the effort into eggs
Oscelot: @simplydavemn that's a great idea
Foxmar320: I get shreded hash rounds at Waffle House with a burger. They don't have fries
Shadowsoflife: @simplydavemn beej eats the whole thing
CAKHost: XD
KadmosTech: @loadingreadyrun served rare
Awfrigate: Alright, time to take bets what they got for him.
LoadingReadyRun: Ooh, the GOOD bread.
Redbassist: 10 marmalade packets
LordManiMani: Elwood!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 We went from over 200 left at the start of Denny's to that
Sorator13: and a whole fried chicken
Bahumot: Beej eating Denny's Leftovers will earn so many more subs.
Jmonkey49: 4 fried chickens and a coke
Mai_Andra: "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke"
EvilBadman: An timbit
lamina5432: 35
ladiesloveloki: Where I live, there's a Greek American diner called Mike's Place...their breakfasts are HUGE, for a good price
ozzyozren: half a dozen red bull vanilla vodkas and a single egg
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun you gotta come running in late with ALL of them stacked in your mouth tomorrow morning tho XD
KadmosTech: @evilbadman or half an timbit
Shadowsoflife: @EvilBadman (1) one tim bit
Val_TheRainbowFang: I think if you ordered a double you could get 16, but after that they'd be hesitant
TruPhantomAngel: @mai_andra “and some dry white toast”
Reaper_IsMyName: leftovers for beej pitch: You just start offering weirder things and then offer like a conventionally rebuked normal dish and he just goes “I’ll take the insert one of the things from before”
LordManiMani: High fives all around for everybody else making Blues Brothers jokes
drewm1022: How much for one spare rib?
marchphoenix: 55 burgers 55 milkshakes 55 fries
Summerlithi: I'm always fascinated by these always open diner places in America.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reaper_IsMyName Beej has eaten an entire cucumber wrapped in ham on camera before
KadmosTech: Build your own Grand Slam: 2 eggs, 2 redbull vodkas...
Reaper_IsMyName: @thefluffiestguineapig I was there Gandalf
whitebadgerwolf88:
Good night all!! Enjoy the rest of your Dennys experience and enjoy your "leftovers" Beej 
WriterRaven: Crossing the Streams in the style of the LoadingReadyLive flythrough.
RockPusher:

Sorator13: @drewm1022 well, if it's spare and would go to waste anyway....
DeM0nFiRe:

Shadowsoflife:

NerdSoda: that sounds like a Chustle
Mr_Horrible: Ben that man is 90% bait, don't fall for it
badpandabear:

MacbethSeemsSus:

FPNY41: would love to see the spoopifer Tee back on the store
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam hates whimsy
ContingentCat:

KadmosTech:

Makoforte: He hates Spoopifer because he was a Pinkerton, duh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reaper_IsMyName We don't need to inflict that on Heather, the gas and/or GI distress fallout
Thefluffiestguineapig:

schordash:

public_key_reveal_party: "hey everyone there's gonna be some really sick beats now and you're gonna get dancing bye"
Makoforte: The lore is laid out
tanshala: ok byeee!
Reaper_IsMyName: I’ve always wanted to see the shows mix up the hosts for like one episode. Like Ian and Heather do let’s nope, Cori and Cam do rhythm cafe
Shadowsoflife: What show would be crossing the streams
Mattmitchell45: You could make a Milkshake like a Caesar/Bloody Mary with a French Toast Stick, Chicken Tender, Bacon
stippledotter: AFK intro but it's Beej and his leftovers?
CAKHost: Oh hey I found my joke book again. I wonder if it has any for breakfast...
SymphonySolstice: hm!
Oscelot: @public_key_reveal_party love it
RockPusher:
Maximum
Spoop!
ContingentCat: Like the animal crossing ghost I can't remember the name of right now
Mr_Horrible: @FPNY41 YES! I had mine for so long before it finally fell apart too badly
the_lone_bard: Man bringing up Spoopifer just reminded me of the Outlast stream with Kathleen from approximately 3 lifetimes ago...
nevermore913: Spoopifer is great
Oscelot: @CAKHost *experiences fear*
AdamYMHMI: Whimsy is Fleem
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Does the ghost you gather all the pieces of have a name?
Vinewood_OG: Was Whimsy a Gibb clone?
WarCorrespondent: Are we filming the LRR avengers post credits scene?
Sorator13: Yeah, no Felterweights this year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AdamYMHMI NO that' is horror and sleep paralysis
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible Awww, do you still have it? I could maybe sew it into some wall art for you
KadmosTech:

Atarra: there were enough Bartleby jumpscares this subathon
MegaDosX: OK chat, brownies are in the oven. My kitchen smells amazing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whimsy is Muscle Santa
PharaohBender27: Pistachio has been made
Oscelot: @MegaDosX hell yeah \o/
Foxmar320: 64k were no shows
RockPusher: We see plenty Bartleby in the Sims
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think so but my brain is not right now
Redbassist: Yes pistachio
Atarra: well there's the Felterweight division
simplydavemn: @WarCorrespondent "We have avengers at home!"
Jmonkey49: @megadosx what kind?
Cavemanhar: I thought pistachio was the current felterweight champ
Val_TheRainbowFang: Isn't that also the point for Bartleby
matthaus_c: Bartleby and Spoopifer have been out filming Overnight Sims, Creepy Doll was there because it's a hive organism
spethycakes: I am still recovering for the feelings Creepy Doll inspired
CAKHost: Okay nothing related to breakfast but there is a section on "Food for thought - Riddles on food"
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX We'll be over in (n) hours
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Ok, one of my cats is playing with a toy adorably
CAKHost: Riddles about food. sorry
Duffadash: Didn't see Lady Landline
public_key_reveal_party: "great"
TheCactaceae: it begins
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig amazing
MegaDosX: @Jmonkey49 It's a fairly simple chocolate brownie recipe I found that everyone who has tried them has enjoyed
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hello yes kitty?!
Reaper_IsMyName: felterweight Division needs some new fabric
epsilon_vee: ~gameplay~
pn55:
You did a great job with the Sims house Ben. 
Jmonkey49: @megadosx Nice
northern_ronin42: Yeah the point of a Sims like this is to let it crash over a week.
Mr_Horrible: "I need this to be an EPA Superfund Cleanup Site by the end of the week"
simplydavemn: Someone needs to make a Meh'lo Kitty from Matts drawing the other day.
Sorator13: is that what we're calling it?
LittleVesuvius: ah yes, the "lock the sims in the bad house" gameplay loop (not judging. I do this)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot This one is Wolfgang (He of the Many Toes) and he has NEYYOOM
OmniSixch: @TranquilCalamity Thanks for the gift sub!
RockPusher: That one caught G off guard
Summerlithi: As you do
ContingentCat: Wisp, checked nookipedia
PharaohBender27: Also there's so many sparking electronics, which is what got Heather the other night
MegaDosX: The Sims has been super weird since basically the beginning tbh
Vinewood_OG: We don't speak of what Ben Ben does to the floor.
LittleVesuvius: if you want to really create chaos, stick a High Maintenance sim in there and let them go to town
Foxmar320: Ive seen a let's play of Sims 4 with 8 Sims locked in a house with no way to get rid of trash or dishes. Game glitched so hard.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig the fact that cat tax can't go in twitch cat is a crime against both humanity and cat-kind. I love polydactyl babies ;_;
Noy2222: It begins!
BeefcakeEmperor: It begins...
KadmosTech: It Begins
electra310: Did we ever decide if Matt likes video games?
ContingentCat: It begins
Redbassist:
it begins...
SandraAustin: It Begins
tanshala: it did begin tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I can put new pictures of him in discord! This is a different one from the one who was typing in chat during MtG
ALittleRedPandaPlush: to be fair, it did begins
LowUpsideCJ: so far I've only woken up to sims madness in the middle of the night once this week
Oscelot: @electra310 He'd have chosen a poor profession if he didn't....
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot Show chat the cat, it's the rules
Summerlithi: Buy DO you like videogames Matt?
Oscelot:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Yay! Ping me please 
CAKHost: Okay lets try this one: Why was the hen too tired to lay more eggs?
hidingbox: It begins, then it begins *snaps fingers* again
Oscelot: (same name in discord)
LittleVesuvius: "It begins" is such a common sims popup
PharaohBender27: Oh speaking of Sims, does Ben know that he's the only one who didn't think Winterfest was awful?
LoadingReadyRun: Now give ME the rock
MegaDosX: As you do
CAKHost:
Because she was cooped 
Strebenherz: @CAKHost why?
AshBurnem: The big man hass the rock
RockPusher: People HATE wereBen
Strebenherz:
@CAKHost 
pn55:
Also peeing on the floor 
MegaDosX: OK but what about in the Sims?
stippledotter: Spooky scary
CAKHost: Off by one! XD
Oscelot: LOL
Foxmar320: Ive seen none of the Sims for this year. I look forward to highlights
Sorator13: That wouldn't make me dislike you, BenBen
electra310: Ben keeps breaking everything and peeing
MrSarkhan: yeah that's fair
Oscelot: poor Heather is gonna die
KadmosTech:
Guys, Beej wants a rock for dinner 
DeM0nFiRe:

Redbassist: And pissing on the floor ben
tanshala: and destroying things
Weagle: Heather has *taste*, god!
Weagle:

MegaDosX: Don't bite where you eat
bytecaster: Don't suck where you work
A_Dub888: What if they're into it?
northern_ronin42: I mean then SUPER don't
LittleVesuvius: werewolves really tend to mess up their relationships without active play. Also, if they have the 'territorial' quirk, you are now playing "PLEASE STOP" the game, OR watching pee end up in strange places
EvilBadman: Would you sire someone, with consent
RockPusher: Poor llama
Sorator13: RIP LoadingReadyLlama. He's not dead, he just left.
Mattmitchell45: A Loveless House
RockPusher: Jordynne did get electrocuted last night
MegaDosX: Who knew stairs were deathtraps
CAKHost: Okay just one more: How quickly did the pudding and the milk become friends?
Duffadash: Jordynne did become a naturalist
LittleVesuvius: @MegaDosX lol i have killed so many sims with stairs
RockPusher: (she got better)
Reaper_IsMyName: I love subathon week. it lends itself to a lot of off the wall stuff.
MegaDosX: A winning combination
spethycakes:

CAKHost: Almost instantly
Sorator13: YES
cheetoJack: so you can make cults
MegaDosX: Give it to chat
Oscelot: YES
northern_ronin42: Me!
Oscelot: but I can not ;_;
spethycakes: Please!
Redbassist: Fallout Mobile game
Taveena: sims groups where the activites are Sand, Silt, and Clay
SymphonySolstice: chat wants mozzy stick
CAKHost: I'll save the rest for later
Vinewood_OG: Send Cheeze
Shadowsoflife: Now I want mozzy sticks
Redbassist: Recall that Mayor
Mr_Horrible: they need to be 1) good and 2) hot
EvilBadman: Graham am become dairy this eve
Lobo_Apache: James no longer wishes to sit next to us. How do we recover from such a slight?
the_lone_bard: It's a chain food place. That is industrial mozarella.
Oscelot: I always come away from Denny's with leftovers
simplydavemn: Grahms expression was kind of "Not sure if I HATE this or just don't like it."
Val_TheRainbowFang: LRR should now do a pancake eating competition
LittleVesuvius: dennys has huge portions iirc
LoadingReadyRun: Sysco
BrowneePointz: Cisco
Sorator13:

BrowneePointz: derp Sysco*
Vinewood_OG: Like the "food" distributor
Redbassist:

CabooseFails: also networking equipment
CAKHost: James is suddenly down the table
Reaper_IsMyName: both do wafers though
farley_f: speaking of the sims could we get the table to all say Morduuuu at once
LoadingReadyRun: I wouldn't eat Cisco mozza sticks.
Thefluffiestguineapig: A mass food distributor
MyrddintheWizard: Sysco cisco
MWGNZ:
i thought the same 
BrowneePointz: let me see that Mozzzzzzz
Val_TheRainbowFang: Sysco supplies most food to schools and prisons
LoadingReadyRun: I don't have my CCNA
EvilBadman: String cheese not string underwear
BrowneePointz: she's got Sticks like a truck...
Oscelot: I was like "....the hardware makers?!"
Vinewood_OG: He works at Denny's now
corianderd: I like those sticks
tanshala: from graham i was thinking star trek
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, sent pictures of the kitty with zoomies currently and also the one who was sending her opinions on MtG to chat earlier to discord
MegaDosX: Outstanding
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ShaneLeeAtk: My cat is named Sysco. He came home in a Sysco box
DoubleNterprises: Yo, we're at Denny's at 11PM on a Friday night? Did I just get off work at the bowling alley? Is it 1999 again?
simplydavemn: @LoadingReadyRun I would eat Benjamin Cisco's cajun Mottza Sticks.
tanshala: dang you ben sisko!
Oscelot: @ShaneLeeAtk Awwww
LoadingReadyRun: woof
Shadowsoflife: @DoubleNterprises bussing wish it was
NerdSoda: Graham, how much does Soujlja Boy owe you?
Graham_LRR: @bengineering you gotta give us a review of the bathroom
RockPusher:

Redbassist:

AdamYMHMI: Take at least ONE bit, Matt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ShaneLeeAtk 10/10, someone at a clinic I was at previously had a cat who was named Tomato due to them finding the kitten under a Tomato plant in a community garden
Reaper_IsMyName: alright. I missy go to do the eepy sleep as I’ve been up since 5. be well and get home safe!
simplydavemn: The bacon is crispy - just not from cooking.
Vinewood_OG:
There it is! 
Sorator13: @Reaper_IsMyName have a good sleep!
PharaohBender27: YES, IAN
MegaDosX:
@Reaper_IsMyName 
DoubleNterprises: I owe Greg "The Hammer" Vallentine $10
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Sorator13: Yep, that's chain diner bacon. It's the thought of bacon.
MegaDosX: That's a reaction
KadmosTech: Tissue paper bacon
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Makoforte: Fox owes me and a bunch of people an extras day rate for the MMPR movie
TheCactaceae: perhaps Superman will owe you a nanometer of turkey bacon too
xantos69: Yea, that describes turkey as a meat
idontgetmyrealname: i've never seen someone so befuddled by eating something before
PharaohBender27:
I a) want to watch Slay the Princess tomorrow morning and b) have an exceedingly rare Saturday work shift, so I will be taking off. Safe travels home, and see you tomorrow, LRRcrew! 
Makoforte: Can we get in on that class action
AdamYMHMI: That's the non-kosher body of christ
Mr_Horrible: that's Foot Leather, Ian
epsilon_vee: so meat leather?
LoadingReadyRun: OK, meat leather IS leather.
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 have a good sleep!
northern_ronin42: Ah, the Denny's bacon experience.
RockPusher: later PharaohBender27
hyralt: Fruit leather but for meat....isn't that just leather?
Redbassist: Regular bacon is healthy
TreeGamer35: be sure to bring some back in your pocket for later
DoubleNterprises: I think I've eaten at Denny's twice since 2009
Vinewood_OG: @DoubleNterprises He could probably use it
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: fruit leather is the Jerky of fruit
LittleVesuvius: but doesn't eating normal leather make you really sick?
plumswild_marcus_: @kali_dehumanization Thanks for the giftsub, friend!
Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 have a good night!
Strebenherz: Wait did y'all make Ben bike two hours or just tie a rope to his bike for the highway
the_lone_bard: I'm Australian and we don't have Dennys... I'm perfectly happy with that fact now.
northern_ronin42: Been a while for me, but used to have a minis night, crew all piled into a denny's next door to the LGS to play board games for another 3-5 hours.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LittleVesuvius Yes, due to the tanning process using chemicals
RockPusher: Better or Worse than Pocket Bacon?
notpsion: "oh..." yeah that's the denny's experience
Oscelot: @DoubleNterprises same, though not being able to eat wheat makes it harder anyway
corianderd: i get to have bacon tonight
Mattmitchell45: Greasy pocket
LittleVesuvius: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah that makes sense
Oscelot: @corianderd \o/
ladiesloveloki: I don't know why I get so heated when I hear 'turkey bacon'...I'm like 'IT'S BACON SHAPED TURKEY, IT'S NOT BACON!!!' I feel so silly for crashing out afterwards
RelwinEJ: Body heat will keep it warm though!
notpsion: thanks for your sacrifice jordynne
DoubleNterprises: @Oscelot True dat
LoadingReadyRun: IT COULD BE
corianderd:

A_Dub888: oh (ambiguous)
Oscelot: "That certainly happened to me"
the_lone_bard: No joke fully half the meals ordered tonight looked like what I cook for dinner when I can't be bothered dealing with more than my sandwich press and a single pan.
iris_of_ether: Ian no
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk pff
corianderd: what
Shadowsoflife: @Lord_Hosk Amazing
Mr_Bitterness: @Lord_Hosk Very nice work @Lord_Hosk
adept_nekomancer: Ian pulling a literal "we have bacon at home"
notpsion: @A_Dub888 yeah, this is a better way to put it
tehcrashxor: @Lord_Hosk wow, 10/10
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Oh, so it isn't bacon for you, because that isn't bacon 
bytecaster: We can just brainstorm ideas together!
simplydavemn: Someone at Dennys is formenting chaos between the US and Canada. Canadian Bacon in the states is just ham. US bacon in Canada is just printed paper dipped in bacon grease.
pimiento: i'm sure something will happen
hieroglyphica: My teenage Denny's seceded from the Denny's union and became an anonymous diner before eventually being wooed back and returning to Dennyhood
Foxmar320: It's LIVE and gonna happen to us all
Vinewood_OG: @Lord_Hosk Spot on
Mai_Andra: Chat has a high expectation that *something* will happen.
RockPusher: The Crew Sleeps the Whole Thing
CAKHost: Chat, are they using us as a tissue to write down ideas?
bytecaster: *mouth*
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: MOUTH
Oscelot: @simplydavemn sounds right lol
BrowneePointz: Jordynne's "Describe a character and the other person draws it" was a good bit earlier this week
Mr_Bitterness: MOUTH
Sorator13: MOUTH was excellent
Oscelot: @CAKHost are they ever not?
Atarra: that was delightfully unhinged
MegaDosX: Ben just wants to see you smooch
RockPusher: It was unexpectedly heartfelt
Duffadash: I'm up for replacing live with another public donation movie night
Shadowsoflife: MOUTH, sure a thing
CAKHost: @Oscelot Fair, fair...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Graham and Paul should renew theirs
Redbassist: Yearly kiss
notpsion: oh I'm glad they saw that shop
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: or Ian and Beej renew their vows
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Duffadash If it is another fun movie but Horror Express is a hard act to follow
Orestes290: Barcadia but drinks are chosen by a wheel of awfulness
Oscelot: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff yesss XD
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk wanted to come down and just walk past and not say anything
Duffadash: *public domain - although I guess public donation also works
SymphonySolstice: crane game!
Redbassist: The clawwwww
Oscelot: @Lord_Hosk lol XD Do pass on our love regardless
Foxmar320: @Lord_Hosk Just show up in the window behind Matt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasabi wheel
Atarra: excellent use of the company card
Mr_Horrible: time to find out which of you is a Round One veteran
Oscelot: @ThorSokar I love that it's under /south
DoubleNterprises: Or, to put it another way, three visits to Dennys ago, they still had a smoking section.
Redbassist: @Lord_Hosk Amazing
simplydavemn: Frames got bad, unless it is just me.
ThorSokar: @Oscelot That's where most of the secrets live!
inetro:
Good luck with crane, g'night y'all 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @simplydavemn Also here
LoadingReadyRun: I did get Fallout working, yes.
Foxmar320: Frames are having a fall
Oscelot: @ThorSokar Oh reeeeeeally.... c.c
SymphonySolstice: fallout was happening yes
Redbassist: Nah shredded fames
RockPusher: He played Fallout, just regular size
rogerivany: Nelson was too good.
LoadingReadyRun: I opted for low-res graphics.
LoadingReadyRun: I blew up the vats.
LiveFaust: @Foxmar320 Bonus if in a "SICKOS" shirt.
corianderd: oki put the plastic package of bacon in a seasoned pan and on the stove on above medium. it should be ready when ian gets home(???)
XIIV13C100111: We really crunchy rn
Foxmar320: @LiveFaust LOL
PhoenixMelior: Mawp
Micalovits: @corianderd With or without the plastic?
PhoenixMelior: And by mawp i mean, beep boop
Oscelot: @corianderd *fear*
epsilon_vee:
anything is a wheel-based game if you try hard enough 
corianderd: i have turned all the fans on
the_lone_bard: The wifi is politely signalling it's time to leave.
Shadwhawk: Mobile data must be tanking for some reason
CAKHost: Frames and audio are now spilling all over the place. At least for me
lamina5432: we need james to be an antenna again
Redbassist:
We're on public WiFi 
RockPusher: I assume someone else actually started using the wifi
corianderd: the stream is cutting out
zigboy22: DOOOOM
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't understand anything?
Boomyakalolo: the lag is real
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot *CONCERN*
corianderd: I dont understand thesequestions
SymphonySolstice: robots time
zigboy22: DOOOM COMES FOR THE STREAM
RelwinEJ: You paid for the microplastics, you better eat them.
CAKHost: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
Vinewood_OG: Taste the yeet, not the meat.
notpsion: quick, ask beej to talk about vacuums more
Graham_LRR: we’re looking into it
LiveFaust: Either that or Ian is revealing his true robot nature.
DoubleNterprises: Oh sh**, we on public wifi? Gotta put my pants back on
Micalovits: Or it swapped to phone Data
Oscelot: *pats the public wifi* it's ok honey
Mr_Horrible: Graham how are you supposed to get your daily allotment of microplastics if you're not keeping the bacon in it/
ozzyozren: this choppiness is exactly the same as cooking bacon
Vinewood_OG:

Redbassist: Instructions unclear for cori bacon
bytecaster: @corianderd I guess it is up you to entertain us with bacon updates now!
Makoforte: Folks I think the mobile streaming setup is having a bad time
Camthelion: ded
Forlorgen: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NOZZLES GRAHAM THE NOZZLE!
Taveena: i miss vacuums
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible wisdom from you as ever
PhoenixMelior: Goodbye
korvys: Stream sounding like an early Girltalk album
iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice: hooold
Graham_LRR: we’ll be back
MrSarkhan: o7
lamina5432: nooo denny is dead
BeefcakeEmperor:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

PhoenixMelior: Back to vacuum chat!
TheCactaceae:
the bacon is gone 
hieroglyphica: Well, it is about time for me to go to bed
ClodiumSoride: it's amazing the stream lasted as long as it did
the_lone_bard: "I've gotta put my pants back on." *Offline*
notpsion: kenmore uprights: yes, or no
Joecool190: o7
Oscelot: wb
ClodiumSoride: we're back!
TheCactaceae: THE BACON IS BACK
chaos5896: Ur back
Foxmar320: Yay
epsilon_vee: denny lives
Taveena: WE RETURN
EvilBadman: Ah the end of the pre-record
A_Dub888:

CAKHost: We back!
SymphonySolstice: yay
Mr_Horrible: @Oscelot as god is my witness I'll get "a fourth of a credit card" added to the food pyramid one of these days
Micalovits: Ahhh, smooooth
lamina5432: much better
CabooseFails: much improved yo
Bahumot:
It's okay! This is a treat! No need to stress over making the stream working 
TheAinMAP:

The_Color_Twelve: much smoother
Oscelot: Beej controls the vertical and the horizontal
RockPusher: Beej is in control‽ Terrifying!
badpandabear: It LIVES!
Thefluffiestguineapig:

PhoenixMelior: Oh thats better
CAKHost: He controls the horizontal and the vertical?
bytecaster: Which one of you is Naruto?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You weren't adults before?
ClodiumSoride: the Denny's will continue until morale improves
DoubleNterprises: Red Ketchup Bottle Standing By
WriterRaven: Riverdenny's?
Dunnston: Wow, y'all have been at Dennys for a while then
BeefcakeEmperor: Is this the timeline where Snerge won?
Kasran: graham has the conqueror haki now
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
Boomyakalolo: beej controls the horizontal and the vertical
Dunnston: Years even
Mai_Andra: Beej controls the horizontal, chat controls the vertical...
marchphoenix: Denny's Shippuden
Rylical:

CabooseFails: oh no, james was the antenna
PhoenixMelior: Oh nope that did not last
CAKHost: Noo I don't wanna go back into the Black Hole D:
LittleVesuvius: the stream is still glitching for me
Oscelot: @Mr_Horrible Godspeed you crazy diamond o7
Redbassist: They came back to life
Jmonkey49: They're wearing glasses now to show that tine has passed.
Bahumot: That said. Do folks here think Denny's served LRR well enough that I should go get Denny's Breakfast tomorrow?
Foxmar320: Yeah still laggin
Mr_Horrible: developing an escalating system of power levels called "Beer 1 through Beer 4"
WriterRaven: Naruto Shippudennys. =P
Duffadash: @Thefluffiestguineapig I feel like Reefer Madness would work well.
tehcrashxor: Honestly reminds me of some of the really early LRRCasts, back when they recorded them at restaurants with interruptions from the waiters
RockPusher: All irregularities will be handled by the Beejs controlling each dimension.
Dunnston: And a fifth dog
EvilBadman: Look at that cable pouch immaculate
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Seems to be frames
Mr_Horrible: any local diner franchise will probably serve you better
MTigress: ask for a Sidewalk Slam
Oscelot: That's just kind of what you get with this kind of streaming, so I'm not surprised things are dropping some times
xantos69: If they don't move too much the local compression is better. But any time a bunch of people move at once - Lag City. Just be very still LRR.
Boomyakalolo: waffle house beats Denny's
Dr_fragenstien: the only appeal of dennys is how late it's open. If there is anything else open you should go there instead
PhilanthropyLich: Only thing I have ever gotten at Denny's was water spilled in my lap
Oscelot: @Bahumot find a Flying J or any other truck stop
Bahumot: My other options are making my own breakfast for the Breakfast Burrito's from the Dog Haus XD
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: nobody *goes to* denny's, you only *wind up* at Denny's
EvilBadman: Per usual "it would be funny if" became a thing with y'all
bytecaster: Are you becoming Denny's streamers now?
RockPusher: The chaotic impromptu Denny's streams
Jmonkey49: You don't go to Denny's, you wind up at Denny's.
the_lone_bard: Dennys: We're open!
BrowneePointz: Denny's is *fine* it's price is higher than the quality. but it's *fine*
BrowneePointz: its*
Oscelot: @Oscelot Like Denny's isn't *bad* but a truck stop will do you better
MegaDosX: What I'm hearing is "aggressively mediocre"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Denny's tends to be next to the gas station when I next need gas
mtvcdm: Yeah, I found that out HARD visiting Victoria. The whole city shuts down at 5.
RockPusher: Did G's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Foxmar320: Sometimes "Perfectly allright" is what you need
ThorSokar: It was my experience that most things close by 8 or 9pm
MadWolf1290: imagine LRR at Waffle House
Oscelot: @mtvcdm oh no. I'll have to keep that in mind.
SymphonySolstice: why did you do that to yourself jordynne
Vinewood_OG: Have to ask for well done hash browns or it's half mush
hieroglyphica: Ew
Oscelot: your bracelet is pretty James
MegaDosX: Sparkling cheese fries
Boomyakalolo: @MadWolf1290 i need 3 seasons right now
ClodiumSoride: James got our nose!
mtvcdm: @Oscelot I ended up having to rush on multiple days to get in my various tourist stuff before things closed and then I was like, now what do I do in the evening
RockPusher: Ha! Now we have James' palm print!
Redbassist: No our nose
LoadingReadyRun: No, you would call it a sparkling garbage plate.
LowUpsideCJ: which we all know always works
spethycakes: sparkling loaded fries
the_lone_bard: Quebec: WE'RE SPECIAL DAMNIT!
tanshala: do you all have IHOP in canada?
doubleo21: It already escaped containment
Bahumot: I have fond memories of IHOP.
Mr_Horrible: Beej has opinions and by god he'll voice them
Oscelot: @mtvcdm Woof. Yeah that sucks for me 'cause I'm a late person
wedge_x: I'll come up next year and get Beej something from the senior menu
bytecaster: Chat is paying!
SymphonySolstice: I haven't seen an ihop in ages, they don't have them in sask
Redbassist: 🤜
jvetting83: I always wanted to do poutine with sausage gravy.
LoadingReadyRun: I snatched my headphones off just as the server showed up.
RockPusher: Remember to not show the card on camera
Gekyouryuu: best thing I ever had at an ihop was a cinnamon roll flipped upside down and french toasted
ladiesloveloki: @doubleo21 QUICK, SOMEONE CALL DR. BRIGHT
RockPusher:

TheCactaceae:

MegaDosX: Wow
SymphonySolstice: lol
Redbassist: Oh gawd
electra310: lol
Micalovits: That is... Disturbing
Strebenherz: HUH
ElementalAlchemist: that's... kinda awesome actually
Oscelot: I can't even read that... phan club?
Mr_Horrible: incredible
PhoenixMelior: Wow.
Strebenherz: THATS FREAKY
Kasran: that's making me nauseous lmao
RhymesWithMoose: Look, they only get away with that for wine (and tequila) because the soil matters!
CAKHost: Neat! XD
Oscelot: that's entertaining
tanshala: that is creepy looking
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ladiesloveloki Do you want Jack Bright here trying to deal with this? Not sure that will help 
Boomyakalolo: wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us the 24 restaurant we need to eat at
ALLxISxLOST:

LoadingReadyRun: Yeah, I bet you'd never find another lesbian named Jordynne
MegaDosX: Yeah their fanbase is a lot
Oscelot: *gasp* THE DEVICE
ElementalAlchemist: ah, the machine
Camthelion: The Machine!
Foxmar320: The Machiene!
koodooman: The Machine!
ClodiumSoride: the machine!
hidingbox: the machine!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: THE MACHINE!
MadWolf1290: THE MACHINE
mtvcdm: THE MACHIIIIIINNNNNE
thingo314: the machine!
SymphonySolstice: t h e m a c h i n e
niccus: the machine...
Shadowsoflife: THE MACHINE
FenrisSchafer: THE MACHINE
Redbassist:

Sleepy_Axolot: the machine
RockPusher: Chat thirsty for The Machine
Phailhammer:
THE MACHINE!

TheCactaceae: @LoadingReadyRun daaaaaaaaamn
northern_ronin42: THE MACHINE!
Bahumot: Denny's it is XD !
bytecaster: The machine
Vinewood_OG: THE MACHINE!!!
Camthelion: 155
mtvcdm: 110
Lobo_Apache: 120
xantos69: Well what % did you tip?
Oscelot: 210
the_lone_bard: $135
Boomyakalolo: 250
BluTGI: 189
Strebenherz: 2k croner
Redbassist: 120
koodooman: 168
eshplode: 140
ghizmou: something outrageous
MegaDosX: $420.69
saintguard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
saintguard: Wasn't expecting this to pop for Denny's, but I'll take it
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, saintguard! (Today's storm count: 1606)
Mattmitchell45: 182
Dethrizu: 200
DoubleNterprises: Yug Machinu!
7gorobei: 230
Herbert_Erpaderp: 3.50
Orcaflosse: 123,46
PhoenixMelior: 300
doubleo21: I usually hit up the local diner around the corner from me. I used to have two spots, but one died due to covid.
Jigokuro: 300
Strebenherz: $210
pn55: 189
ladiesloveloki: Around 175
EvilBadman: 213
r10pez10: !patreon
BluTGI: 218
LiveFaust: One dollar, Bob!
Lobo_Apache: oh with tip, 150
ghizmou: 260
62MGcobra: 147.56
DoubleNterprises: 220
mtvcdm: Oh, right CAD with tip. 205.
A_Dub888: 247.53
doubleo21: 314.15
FlapYak: 250
Dethrizu: 225
Thefluffiestguineapig: $312.34
Lord_Hosk: 6 people with tip... 245
OmniSixch: 245
the_lone_bard: Oh wait,d rinks. $175
EvilBadman: Jokes on you James doesn't tip
adept_nekomancer: 193
jibkat: 1 dollah
n3ther: 186
MTigress: 211.65
LowUpsideCJ: 189
Gekyouryuu: @doubleo21 did they order pie?
Talin06: 213.67
BluTGI: $218 Final
MegaDosX: Wow
chaos5896:
(Mr. Evil voice) $300 
northern_ronin42: 180
Strebenherz: not bad
Foxmar320: What does he win?
Oscelot: oh good, not as bad
RockPusher: That's pretty good
northern_ronin42: Still over.
Boomyakalolo: wow
James_the_Dabbler: Holy SHIT
SytYoshi: That's not bad.
PhoenixMelior: Oh not bad
ladiesloveloki: HA, I WAS OFF BY 2
the_lone_bard: Oh wow I was $2 off...
Juliamon: the_lone_bard dang, nearly nailed it
JLHonors: Pretty good.
MegaDosX: That's impressive for six of you plus Beej
SymphonySolstice: yall overshot like hell damn
mtvcdm: Not that bad at all
Oscelot: @Foxmar320 regret in the bathroom in about an hour
BrowneePointz: Like I said, Denny's is PERFECTLY! FINE!
BluTGI: Chat, what's that in US?
Boomyakalolo: right it's denny's
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not bad!!
northern_ronin42: Denny isn't great, but it is pretty cheap.
Oscelot: yeah that's about how much it is here
GrathXVI: @BluTGI Three bullets.
Oscelot: for a plate
Ravensfest: Holy crap. If this was NZ that would be a lot closer to $500
BrowneePointz: 124 USD
EvilBadman: @koodooman Winner
BrowneePointz: I think
LowUpsideCJ: i havent been since the 2 4 6 8 menu
Foxmar320: @Oscelot The milkshake will help that slip out
MTigress: that would be about $240 here in california
TheCactaceae: There's a crane game?!?
PorpoisesUnknown: THE CLAWWWWW
Oscelot: @Foxmar320 oh god lol
mtvcdm: Bout 20 bucks USD a person, that's not bad
TacitusVigil: Everyone is at Lenny's?
Redbassist: The clawwwww
RockPusher: Ian teach them how to do it!
Shadowsoflife: @MTigress but that also Cali
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Carry us. Uppies!
DoubleNterprises: Oh HELL Yeah. Now it IS a Friday night in 1999!
Mr_Horrible: that famous Decemberists album, "The Crane Game"
ladiesloveloki: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay!!
Micalovits: Or the most likely to say something dumb
Oscelot: Unf so many hash browns
BluTGI: @GrathXVI Correct unit of measurements!
Mystaira: Sounds fine
PorpoisesUnknown: the clawww has chosen uss
the_lone_bard: Follow up question: Was that a $173 meal... (Also, did ya'll get Beej's meal yet?)
GrassVortex:

CAKHost: Mic'ed Ben
Foxmar320:
@Oscelot 
Juliamon: ooh leftover hashbrowns
pn55: Sounds good
Oscelot: it sounds okay Ben, just loud
inthenameofharmon: weeeee
Shadowsoflife: So is Ian doing the crane?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry that makes me think about the Quivering (the Crane Game Token)
tanshala: we trust you ben
Xan_The_Quiet: well, james is gonna learn a valuable lesson tonight, then
chaos5896:
<- responsible
Redbassist: Nah we need to hear the lactose burps
Camthelion:
Ben
CAKHost: XD
SnackPak_: thank you james
Oscelot: Dawwww
Diabore: feet feet feet feet
Bahumot: We appreciate you!!!
Mr_Horrible: Graham he's stealing your bit
SymphonySolstice: how dare you
AdamYMHMI: gvlog time
EvilBadman: Jvlog shoes
Lord_Hosk: When we moved to Victoria our grocery bill went DOWN. We are paying less in CAD every month than we paid in USD for food.
TheAinMAP:

spethycakes:
Ben 
adept_nekomancer:

MegaDosX: Appreciate you!
DeM0nFiRe:

CAKHost: Classic Graham shots
pn55:
You deserve it! 
MTigress: Ian can show off his Yakuza skills
PhoenixMelior: James feet are at
RockPusher:
Fun Zone 
Mystaira: You guys are pretty great
underhill33:

PorpoisesUnknown: teh clawwww
bytecaster: can we get a plushy?
chrono2x: crane game!
Iluvatardis:

Bahumot: You keep our mental health at acceptable levels!
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snacksmuncher69:

simplydavemn: ASRM Whisper?
the_lone_bard: "Fun zone" I beg to quibble.
Vinewood_OG:
@Mr_Horrible

MegaDosX: Yike
Mr_Horrible: but we do appreciate it, Ben
MadWolf1290: "Fun Zone"
pn55: What!?
Strebenherz: JESUS
simplydavemn: ASMR rather.
shushu2539: we want plushies!!
pimiento: we're enablers!
PorpoisesUnknown: 5 bones
AnyaSilverfur: $5?!
Oscelot: @Lord_Hosk Hello yes I am intrigued
MrTheWalrus: 'fun'
notpsion: don't worry, you won't win even with 5 plays
BluTGI: Stuffy!
northern_ronin42: That's how they get you.
Foxmar320: Ok five plays is fine
ALittleRedPandaPlush: nice of Dennys to contain their Fun in a specific zone
LowUpsideCJ: the crane game economy these days
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Can I ask region of the US you moved from?
DoubleNterprises: We now approach the designated fun zone in order to initiate...fun
PorpoisesUnknown: Get the cappi
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
Oscelot: !!!!Capybaraaaa
ALLxISxLOST: Chikawa an option?
Taveena: the grapybara...
northern_ronin42: Bring you in with the cheap food, then crank up the crane game.
BluTGI: Canada hat is on point
Lord_Hosk: @Thefluffiestguineapig We moved from Michigan
mtvcdm: Route 66 in BC, really?
Redbassist: Ian cappy!
Oscelot: @ALLxISxLOST lol I wish
CAKHost: There's a hat. James likes hats
EvilBadman: Whatever you get out you name and put in set
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Interesting, thanks for the info
Foxmar320: Come on G!
inthenameofharmon: Authorized
Oscelot: Come on G
Mr_Horrible: "Please entah your secret numbah"
Redbassist: Maple spread
Shadowsoflife: @Lord_Hosk Neat
Oscelot: Boo
simplydavemn: That looks like an Alex hat if you get it.
ElementalAlchemist: it didn't even try
mtvcdm: Claw did not want to let you win
ashteranic: scaaaaam
MegaDosX: "Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car."
tanshala: no move cappibara
DigitalSeahorse:

CabooseFails: they only get actual grip sometimes, when you've put enough money in
MTigress: the machine is overpacked, i'd be surprised if anything comes out of that except maybe one or two things at the top
accountmadeforants: I'm increasingly confused about what a Denny's is
EvilBadman: Lol route 66 hat
IanAllenBird: Oh that's a weak grab
xantos69: I hate to tell you this, but game is rigged mechanically and electronically.
Redbassist: Try twirling it for momentum
ALittleRedPandaPlush: All claw games are a scam, it came free with the Claw Game part
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian with the Yakuza skills, this is the WEAKEST grab
Vinewood_OG:
@MegaDosX 
RockPusher: So you have lots of crane control but zero grab strength
the_lone_bard: I assume you know that they're designed to only attempt to close with enough force to lift the items 1 out of however many attempts? The rest the claws literally don't try.
mtvcdm: Grab something it might let you have
BluTGI: The giraffe in the back called me a slur. JS.
CAKHost: I assume Route 66 is a big deal in Canada?
inthenameofharmon: I like that shifty eyed sloth
DoodlestheGreat: GET THAT COW GET THAT COW
ALLxISxLOST:

LoadingReadyRun: Route 66 is NOT a thing up here.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: you *might* be able to get one of the hats
MegaDosX: What?
CAKHost: God I hope that didn't come up in Road Quest and I forgot it...
Shadowsoflife: @DoodlestheGreat Touch the cow, do it now
DigitalSeahorse: unicorn?
Redbassist: Otter
CAKHost: Ah thanks Beej!
CAKHost: XD
PhoenixMelior: The big road up here is Highway 1.
Foxmar320: Ive never won at a crane game
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun that makes it even funnier
bytecaster: That hook is weaksauce
Diabore: 0 grip pressure
shushu2539: that claw is made of tinfoil
mtvcdm: It only mildly tried
MrGibberish: That is such a weak claw
Strebenherz: that claw is garbage
MWGNZ: gripn't
LoadingReadyRun: What is big up here is OLD PEOPLE who remember music from the 1850s.
Khalstrom: The closest route 66 gets to Canada is the start in Chicago
Thefluffiestguineapig: Route 66 is/was a US only interstate
Micalovits: Its pretty standard that the grip is only good like 1/10
LoadingReadyRun: 1950s
BluTGI: That hook has the grip of a 5 day old infant
MegaDosX: Spoopifer would have better grip than this
LoadingReadyRun: Nah, fuck it. Vampirews from teh 1850s
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I live right by a stretch of Route 66
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: like, minutes away
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coachNelly: oh dang we found the claw machine at Denny’s
simplydavemn: They actually have an algorithm programmed in that you balance the cost of the prizes against the cost of the game for how often the claw can grab.
LordZarano: If you didn't know chat, crane games have a dial on the back that let the owner set how often it drops stuff
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Mr_Horrible: gave it the ol' college try
ALLxISxLOST: Did anyone get pie?
Foxmar320: An attempt was made
BrowneePointz: wow...yea they used to have pizazz
mtvcdm: Victoria!
Redbassist: Let's go gambling
Noy2222: VICTORIA
RockPusher: Thank you all!
ghyllnox: o/
Oscelot: @LordZarano Eugh
Sorator13: @ALLxISxLOST No desserts
GreyThey: The Den-cor
Redbassist: Aw dang it
schordash:
o/ 
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream!
SymphonySolstice: yayy thank you
CAKHost: Yay!
snacksmuncher69:

PhoenixMelior: Byeeee
Khalstrom: That's a big Dennys
MegaDosX: Should've taken four
Mr_Horrible: I didn't have to pay, so yes it was
ElementalAlchemist: it was interesting
Lobo_Apache: Back to Beej Talk and Vaccums??
Bahumot: Thank you all!
Oscelot: good luck Ben
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
this was all good silly fun 
accountmadeforants:

ElementalAlchemist: Thanks for bringing us along!
TreeGamer35: @Micalovits can confirm that the location likely can set the ratio of plays per win.
Sorator13: thanks for a fun adventure!
the_lone_bard: I remember when they had one of these machiens with like, ipod shuffles and nintendo DS's installed at my local shopping centre and forgot to adjust the code so every try was a potentially successful try... My little brother won like $500 of random technology before they realised.
DoubleNterprises: Thanks for the stream!
coachNelly: nice work!
chaos5896: Bye friends!
ALittleRedPandaPlush: That was the most misleadingly named Zone in a while
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a very clean Denny's
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
DigitalSeahorse: take more I guess?
BluTGI: Always be poopin
Shadowsoflife: o/
hieroglyphica: Bye!!
Bahumot: Bye!
MegaDosX: Thank for Dennys
IanAllenBird: O7
ContingentCat: Sure is a Denny's
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you so much!!!
RelwinEJ: I am thoroughly whelmed
Redbassist:

kat2kool: yeah wow even for Dennys that place is soulless
DoubleNterprises: Hope your stomachs hold up!
spethycakes:

DoodlestheGreat: tHANKS GANG
Foxmar320: Byeeeeee
KeytarCat: denny's is always worth it, but rarely by very much
simplydavemn: Poor Nicole.
RockPusher: And they're out
soulessgamer: This is why I like Japanese UFO catchers where they are least open about the difficulties of the machine.
coachNelly: what a Beej
Saintnex:

Herbert_Erpaderp:

bytecaster: I was promised blur!
Oscelot: Okay off to walk the kitty, bbiab o/
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone 
CAKHost: We thank you for your sacrifice Ben! o7
kat2kool: Thanks all!
glitched_goddess: yeah Denny’s is mid, which is both good and bad lol
Graham_LRR: bye all!
Redbassist: Beej beej beej
Mr_Horrible:
thank you for being an example of properly conscientious IRL streamers 
Delmsh: Good night!
idontgetmyrealname: good dennys hang, and now, Beej!
CAKHost: Thanks for having us everyone!
chaos5896:
Hey, Beej! You're doing great 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible ^^
Oscelot: Have a good night @Graham_LRR o/
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone! 
tanshala: ok now beejdrop to beej eating the dennys
bytecaster: Blur achieved!
Mr_Horrible: Beej: Right Back
SymphonySolstice: and now, beej
PhoenixMelior: Ooh, chair!
TacitusVigil: Blurj
notpsion: whats the orange thing
CAKHost:
The light has a back! 
bytecaster: I missed chair
Redbassist: Looks like song 2 up in here
Oscelot: BEEJ
ContingentCat: It's the chairs!
GrassVortex: hot mic
thingo314: BEEJ
MTigress: hi blurry Beej!
def_Not_A_Char: Lol
SymphonySolstice: cmon man
Shadowsoflife: BEEJ
CAKHost: D:
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Ned_Flandalorian: in the beejinging
PrinceLariel: go piss girl
bytecaster: The pantomime really helped!
RockPusher: Go Piss Beej!
Bahumot: Beej always knows
ContingentCat: Hi beej
Phailhammer: BEEJ
lamina5432: mic 5
Sorator13: I don't think he knows the mic is hot, rofl
Redbassist: Bad mime
Saintnex: very emotive
Korolan: Hilarious Hot Mic
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, that's a gif
korvys: Lol
hidingbox: Beej drop
Orcaflosse: Peej
rosesmcgee: Beej, going Pee-j. Not to be confused with Peej.
CAKHost: Is Horner-Chan still with us?
PhoenixMelior: No peej is someone else
DoodlestheGreat: Beej gotta go
RockPusher: Hello Heather
GreyThey: Mic is hot!
chrono2x: Hot mic
chaos5896: Heather!
simplydavemn: @bytecaster She's a Gun, what have you done Beetlebum...
SymphonySolstice: heather the mic is hot
Lobo_Apache: Heather!
MTigress: hi blurry Heather!
Sorator13: Hi Heather!
lamina5432: hot mic
PhoenixMelior: Hi heather!
CAKHost: Hi Heather!
Aenir798: Hi Heather, the mic is on
ALittleRedPandaPlush: the mic is only Hot if you're into that particular thing
IanAllenBird: howdy!
GrassVortex: mic 5
ContingentCat: Hi heather
Strebenherz: hi heather
Bengineering: Hot miiiiic
ShaneLeeAtk: Secret podcast!
bytecaster: Hi Heather, we can hear you
BeefcakeEmperor: Hi Heather!
northern_ronin42: Hot mic!
PhoenixMelior: He left the mic on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Heather!
Redbassist: Heather!
lamina5432: beej did
ContingentCat: Yup
witchy_snake: Beej left the mic on
mtvcdm: Hi Heather
WriterRaven: Secret podcast! =D
tipulsar85: Hi Heather!
eshplode: hot mics in your area
Juliamon: Blurcast
rosesmcgee: The man's a professional
Redbassist: Hiiii
SymphonySolstice: love the blurrcast
schordash:
hullooo~
Joecool190: hi heather
DoubleNterprises: Secret podcast!
adept_nekomancer: An only slightly secret podcast!
Saintnex: hi Heather
RainyMint: Hi Heather
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Meark: blrrcast
Awfrigate: Blur voice!
MTigress: dunno
accountmadeforants: No clue
DoodlestheGreat: Hi, Heather. How are you tonight.
northern_ronin42: Love the BLRRcast
RealLegitStreamer: Blurcast!
bytecaster: We don't know
spethycakes: hi Heather!
chrono2x: 100% forgot
Gekyouryuu: blrry
SymphonySolstice: forgot
soulessgamer: He forgot.
Shadowsoflife: secret podcast
witchy_snake: Nope forgot
Awfrigate: Who could it be?
KitteyWolf: i think he forgot lol
hidingbox: Yes
PhoenixMelior: Forgot
ALittleRedPandaPlush: blrrcast
RockPusher: What anime are you enjoying this season Heather?
Sorator13: He 100% forgot
GrassVortex: think he forgot before Dennys
Strebenherz: at least he didn't take it with him for piss
pimiento: it was the best of times, it was the blurred of times?!
Mystaira: Both
Juliamon: Everyone's been leaving it on by accident
Shadowsoflife: forgot
GreyThey: Pretty sure he forgot
ContingentCat: Unclear
A_Dub888: yes
DoubleNterprises: The names have been changed to protect the innocent
mtvcdm: Forgot 100%
soulessgamer: Tried to mime what he was saying
northern_ronin42: 100% forgot.
AdamYMHMI: Probably forgot
ghyllnox: Proooobably forgot
lamina5432: forgot when he was deistracting us
BeefcakeEmperor: He just reeeeeally had to pee
Kasran: i think he thought it was important that he let us know he wanted to go pee
marchphoenix: On purpose bc he talked to us
Bahumot: Beej does everything on purpose.
Micalovits: He did say out loud that he needed to pee
rosesmcgee: I say on purpose because he announced his intent to go pee from the door
witchy_snake: He mimed going to the bathroom but we heard him say it
glitched_goddess: fifty fifty
Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea
lamina5432: vaccum talk
Thaezar: He forgot, but he forgot on purpose
ContingentCat: What are your vaccum options?
SgtBrink: BlameJames
simplydavemn: Blurathon - Hunting for bigfoot.
accountmadeforants: But he also mimed that he had to pee
mtvcdm: What's your go-to at Denny's
MacbethSeemsSus: I blame sentient mics
accountmadeforants: So inconclusive
ElementalAlchemist: he pees?
bytecaster: So vacuums, am I right?
GreyThey: He said it in a way that suggested that he thought we couldn't hear him
Redbassist: 119 subs away from ice cream
northern_ronin42: That's just Beej Beejing.
LiveFaust: He mimed peeing while saying it, so almost certainly accidental.
idontgetmyrealname: oh heather stream
rosesmcgee: Shout that he's gotta pee into the void? I respect it
accountmadeforants: He was
chaos5896: Yeah
chrono2x: Oh yeah he did
Micalovits: On the front page of twitch!
bytecaster: Yeah, for like 45 minutes?
chrono2x: at length
RockPusher: Beej loves a good appliance story
mtvcdm: He was on the front page of Twitch talking about the vacuum!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we still on the front page of twtich?
chaos5896: TO BE FAIR, we voted for it
xantos69: What is next on this fancy stream?
ContingentCat: Hi beej
GreyThey: Wait, does that make this a secret peedcast
ThorSokar: He was talking about the Vacuum cleaner while on the Twitch front page even!
Thefluffiestguineapig: For 2 hours I think!
RockPusher: This is Heather time, not work time
Sorator13: @xantos69 Beej playing Fallout, I believe
Bahumot: We need to watch you eat Beej
Redbassist: Japennys
tanshala: talking to us is work sad face
CAKHost: How dare, Beej
northern_ronin42: @GreyThey Get out ><
IanAllenBird: o7
chaos5896: Bye Heather
marchphoenix: By Heather
ErynTzun: okay byeee
bytecaster: Bye Heather!
ladiesloveloki: Work is just an unwanted intrusion into your free time.
CAKHost: Bye!
eshplode: g'bye
simplydavemn: Heather needs to unload a sting of expletives.
ContingentCat: Bye Heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Beej
ladiesloveloki: Bye, Heather!
Redbassist: Don't leave us with him heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: We got bonus Heather
Redbassist:

RockPusher: d'awwwwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: She's absolutely asking "why on earth are they saying you talked about vacuums on the front page of twitch?"
MTigress: hehe
PhoenixMelior: Hi beej, we love your wife
MTigress: hi not-blurry Beej!
chaos5896:

tanshala: we miss heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior Seconded Heather is great
schordash: \o/
bytecaster: B2B, back to beej
simplydavemn: OK! Get ready to modify some settings!
IanAllenBird: o/
Redbassist: Unblurrj
ElementalAlchemist: INTERPLAY
CAKHost: \o/
spethycakes:

BeefcakeEmperor: Hi Beej!
Mai_Andra: Interplay. Classic.
ContingentCat: Hi Berj
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ContingentCat: *Beej
marchphoenix: Is this the same run from last sub a thon?
Sorator13: @marchphoenix yep!
AdamYMHMI: Best vacuum cleaners for fallout?
L0rdX33n: Oh wow, this playthrough
Makoforte: Yeah
bytecaster: Can you vacuum in Fallout?
L0rdX33n: I was wondering what had happened to this
Boomyakalolo: BEej!!!!
ContingentCat: It was fine yeah
Makoforte: I think you might have an hour or two left if it goes well
ThorSokar: It did not make a difference
simplydavemn: Still got Fallout 2, and the Wasteland Games for the future.
ladiesloveloki: I was stuck in the kitchen baking, what was the vacuum decision?
TacitusVigil: I wish I had friends...to commit murder with...
L0rdX33n: Odd
Ned_Flandalorian: only mostly dead
TacitusVigil: Lenny's?
RockPusher: Beej will eat the whole thing
poipal: A pile of cinnamon sticks as tall as your head
Mystaira: They ordered you food.
mtvcdm: Won't tell you then
PhoenixMelior: Not even we know what itis
chrono2x: Graham ordered it
KV1NN4: i wish i had friends who could afford to bring me food,..
BrowneePointz: I just hope they give you something tasty
Aenir798: We don't know what it is either
Thefluffiestguineapig: We don't even know
Cptasparagus: chat doesnt know
marchphoenix: They didn't tell us either
northern_ronin42: I hope they sneak up on you and just yell surprise, then give you the food.
RockPusher: They didn't tell us either so it'll be a surprise
KV1NN4: or weren't too busy feeding their children right now
IanAllenBird: lmao
mtvcdm: We don't know either
LiveFaust: They know better than to trust chat with this information.
Mystaira: Yeah, we don't know either.
mtvcdm: They know we're snitches
IanAllenBird: I couldn't have audio for most of it so idk
BrainBetter: They knew better than to expect us to keep a secret.
Jmonkey49: It wasn't one of everything?
Saintnex:
we don’t know either but I hope it’s a single pancake marinated in maple syrup 
RockPusher: They made good time
ghyllnox: Woah fast
PhoenixMelior: Beej!
BrowneePointz: Wait Really!?
poipal: Surprise food!
schordash:

TacitusVigil: Mmm, pocket bacon
RockPusher: (I have no idea)
SnackPak_: good choice
CAKHost: That's like when I ordered a tote of cookies on the computer at McDonald's. It had me select cookies 12-13 times
KV1NN4: yum!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: pocket bacon
Saintnex: mmm pocket bacon
IanAllenBird:

RockPusher:
Mmmmm steak! 
schordash: ty james for feeding the beej~
chrono2x: country fried steak is fun
BrowneePointz: You've never had Country Fried Steak!? It's one of my faves!
MTigress: Keep Talking and Nobody Slamsplodes?
IanAllenBird: Nice!
ElementalAlchemist: oh, they're back already
ElementalAlchemist: well, hopefully Beej enjoys food
CAKHost: Gotta have pocket bacon!
RockPusher: Hello again James
KV1NN4: i havent had country fried steak in almost a decade
BrowneePointz: Hey James, you're appreciated and Loved
TwitchTVsFrank: Mmm country fried steak
Saintnex: oh the country fried steak is pretty tasty, tho a bit salty imo
Sorator13: hi James!
TacitusVigil: It's steak cooked like friend chicken if country fried steak is like chicken fried steak.
IanAllenBird: howdy james
CAKHost:
Well it is just an island, James. 
TacitusVigil:
*fried chicken. Poor friend chicken. 
RockPusher: I knew not 2 hours, but wasn't expecting *quite* that fast
Vinewood_OG: @TacitusVigil basically this
Mystaira: It's a dennys not an ihop.
mtvcdm: Like I said. Victoria shuts down at 5.
TacitusVigil: Gotta get down on Friday.
Lord_Hosk: There is no one outside in victoria past 8pm because all the stores are closed
ogier300: The new location isn't that signature anymore.
ContingentCat: Yeah Denny's is a late night mistake it's too early
Lord_Hosk: And you were the ONLY ONES THERE werent you
Caffine1138: Dennys doesn't exist
poipal: @Lord_Hosk Denny's is the only exception. And that one pizza place on Douglas.
ElementalAlchemist: OnlyDennys
Shadwhawk: Graham and Ian were pretty quiet
Saintnex: Denny’s imo is the place to be when you are buzzed bc they are 24 hrs
glitched_goddess: oh yeah 100% if you don’t have any other 24hr greasy spoon lol
Sorator13: chat, what food did Beej wind up receiving?
TacitusVigil: Yeah, if you all did Food Runs more often, I'd watch, no joke.
poipal: @Sorator13 country fried steak I think?
Vinewood_OG: Better wifi that would have been fine
MTigress: my closest denny's closed last year and the other denny's semi-nearish is the 'bad dennys' that you literally risk getting shot at x.x
Sorator13: Ahh
Shadowsoflife: @Sorator13 chicken friend steak
ThorSokar: @Lord_Hosk Can verify Lord_Hosk is correct except for a few VERY small exceptions
mtvcdm: The A&W on Government saved my life multiple times due to being also 24 hours and open and available
CAKHost: Falling missiles. D'aww...?
poipal: @mtvcdm A&W also just started free delivery on Fridays
RockPusher:
BenSMR 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian and Graham were a little quiet but that can't be helped
Sorator13: Yeah, it was astonishingly perfect on that
northern_ronin42: Poor guy at the other table caught int he crossfire.
RebekahWSD: Enjoyed watching Denny's lazily in bed
TacitusVigil: Time to rotate the Beej?
brainbosh: Damn, 1am giveaway is too late to stay up for lol
Sorator13: nice
DeM0nFiRe:

r10pez10: dennys sells switch 2s?
measureofhope: Time to punch a chunk in pokopia?
RockPusher: James the Fiscal Irresponsibility Fairy strikes again!
Strebenherz: price went up? what happened?
RockPusher:

Makoforte: Switch 2 community
BrowneePointz: James, you NEED to listen to that Soundtrack
pimiento: the bundles come back after the price goes up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @measureofhope Oh yes!
DeM0nFiRe: @r10pez10 You didnt see them get it in the crane machine?
BrowneePointz: You'd enjoy Breath
Makoforte: I got one today too and I had to crimp and save a bit
ElementalAlchemist: oh, it's cool
ThorSokar: Honestly, that Mario Kart isn't that good anyways
7gorobei: @Strebenherz planned price hikes due to memory prices
TacitusVigil: It's honestly frightening seeing how much things are getting encrapified price wise.
SquareDotCube: That is a lie James and we have video footage
SquareDotCube: quite famous video footage
mtvcdm: I feel a bundled game is kinda necessary for any console. They gotta give you at least *one* thing to play on the thing they just sold you so it's not a brick
Jmonkey49: New Fire Emblem next month!!
BrowneePointz: also there's a shit load of Arcade stuff on the NSO
Shadowsoflife: @Jmonkey49 Oh yeah?
BrowneePointz: including Mario Sunshine as of this month!
BrowneePointz: and Wind Waker!
Makoforte: Standard bundle but I also can like. Switch upgrade the stuff I do own like Xenoblade and I am planning to get like..Splatoon raiders etc as money is available
Jmonkey49: @shadowsoflife Oh Yeah!
RockPusher:
Thank you James 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @mtvcdm I played a good bit of Blacklight Retribution on my brand-new ps4 while I was waiting for Bloodborne to come out
TheLadyMakai: Night James
MWGNZ: borrow a game (historical meaning)
DoubleNterprises: Bye James!
IanAllenBird: bye!
pn55: Bye James!
DeM0nFiRe: Bye James
TacitusVigil:
Can we see the food please? 
CAKHost: Bye James!
Lord_Hosk: What give away am I winning?
WriterRaven: What even *is* a mukbang?
Shadowsoflife: @Jmonkey49 Neat, not like I finished the last one I got.
r10pez10: james is a certified gamer now
glitched_goddess: yeah you don’t really go to Denny’s if you can help it lol
BrowneePointz: that's some slap some jelly on there toast
Juliamon: the thinnest of toast
mtvcdm: Mukbang is eating on stream
Sorator13: @WriterRaven eat & chat
TacitusVigil: #Muckbeej
kat2kool: @writerraven an eating stream
WriterRaven: @Sorator13 Ahh, okay.
r10pez10: mukbang is a blue pokemon with orange cheeks
epsilon_vee: og toast, like before all this "texas toast" nonsense
Jmonkey49: @shadowsoflife Finish? What is that?
the_lone_bard: That looks like it's just store brand white toast loaf...
Shadowsoflife: @Jmonkey49 Right? XD
DoubleNterprises: Don't throw the fork away!
BrowneePointz: Have you never had Country Fried Steak Before? It's one of my faves
Sorator13: Ahh, hence the paper straws & wooden cutlery, nice
hyralt: If texas toast is thick toast, I nominate PEI toast as thin toast
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that 118 or 119 subs left to unlock to ice cream I think?
bytecaster: Classic Fallout and Denny's sesh
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig yep!
glitched_goddess: oh that wooden cutlery blows. like it’s better than the litter but like just give me chopsticks it’s better off lol
ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's country-fried steak
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 (Which one, I'm tired so my eyes aren't focusing)
Earthenone: you are telling me a country fried that steak?!
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah! 118
TheLadyMakai: Yep, country fried steak is the bomb
trainpants: dang it I'm so hungry now
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig (one hundred eighteen)
BrowneePointz: Country Fried Steak in a Cast Iron at home is so damn good
Mai_Andra: oh hell yeah. love chicken-friend steak
BrowneePointz: you NEED a Cast Iron to make it though
idontgetmyrealname: i've nopt had cfs in a while I may go to dennys to watch Slay the Princess tomorrow
Lord_Hosk: I just wish places didn't switch to such terrible wooden spoons. There are fine options out there, but every place has opted for the ones that are basically just 2D spoon shapes with no cuping to them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Cheers friend
hyralt: Country fried steak is just ginger beef without ginger
witchy_snake: Thinking on it, It has been almost 8 hours the stream, should we reset twitch stream now Beej?
BrowneePointz: it's beef
TheLadyMakai: Chuck steak
tehcrashxor: beef
drewm1022: Its essentially hamburger.
letsbelgo: beeeef
L0rdX33n: I play board games at IHOP once a week, which is Deny's level. Country Fried Steak is one of my go tos
7gorobei: beef
emperorchampion: are we mutant yet?
ThorSokar: James was surprised how cheap everything was too, and it was actually not bad food
idontgetmyrealname: it'
Oscelot: I return o/ Silver did SO GOOD with her walk
TacitusVigil: Beej. It's what's for dinner.
TacitusVigil: *Beef
Oscelot: Yeah it's beef
Sorator13: @witchy_snake only needs to happen every ~24 hours
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Plus the wood/compostable spoons some places have crack so easily
ogier300: Steak coated with fried chicken coating and fried.
Awfrigate: tenderized beef cube steak that is breaded, pan-fried, and typically smothered in gravy
TheLadyMakai: You can also do it with Chicken, it's great
idontgetmyrealname: s chuck steak hammered thin and breaded like fried chicken
DoubleNterprises: I'm caught up on the vacuum drama now. The Hoover Wind Tunnel Tangle Guard is a decent enough vacuum. Bought it at Costco.
L0rdX33n: Country fried steak is beef steak breaded and fried like chicken
SursaiKosecksi: it's a steak that has seen the business end of a mallet
ogier300: And then the white gravy.
BrowneePointz: Cube Steak, pounded flat, then breaded and fried, which is why it's ALSO called "Chicken-Fried Steak" @LoadingReadyRun
Jmonkey49: White gravy only
Tiber727: It's steak fried in a style similar to how one would fry chicken. Thus the name.
Oscelot: I return! o/ Silver did SO GOOD with her walk
Tweygoh: lmao on my end the stream changed to mature content when Beej showed the eggs and hashbrowns
TheLadyMakai: At home, we fry it in the bacon grease from breakfast. Not at all healthy, but awesome tasting
BrowneePointz: Country Fried Steak was my go-to as a High Schooler
Cavemanhar: generally a pepper milk based gravy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I am enamored with your kitty in her harness taking big sniffs
idontgetmyrealname: had a few stutters, but was a solid stream really
PhoenixMelior: It all seemed pretty good
the_lone_bard: @Lord_Hosk The commercial food supplier pipeline. One manufacturer wins the contract with a series of major commercial food suppliers, therefore an entire society must be bombarded with the lowest quality cheapest option possible.
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot Nice.
Dr_fragenstien: just got back, what did they get beej?
Tiber727: @Cavemanhar For non-Americans, white gravy is closer to a bechamel.
BrowneePointz: and yea USUALLY a Country Gravy, so milk, flour, lots of pepper and spiced/seasoned how you wish
DoubleNterprises: LRR? Doing something unusual? No. Perish the thought.
Jmonkey49: It can be done though
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Dr_fragenstien country fried steak
MaddogM: I can F up eggs
Sorator13: @Dr_fragenstien country-fried steak, toast, eggs, and pocket turkey bacon
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig She's such a good baby. This was only her fourth day going out for daily walks and she even walked in on her own!
r10pez10: is loading ready live tomorrow just going to be at dennys again
Saintnex: Denny’s honestly does pretty good food imo
BrowneePointz: ye for Non Americans Country Gravy is Fat, Flour, Milk, LOTS of Pepper, sometimes crumbled breakfast sausage, and whatever spices/seasonings you want
Mai_Andra: ♫ London Drugs ♫
ThorSokar: The audio roboted and there were some video stutters, but for a mobile stream it was fine
ladiesloveloki: Breakfast for dinner is AWESOME
DoubleNterprises: @r10pez10 Maybe they recorded an intro there before they went live?
letsbelgo: Ian didnt like the hashbrowns?
Oscelot: @BrowneePointz and then a little extra pepper just in case
PhoenixMelior: Always love when a meal turns out good
tipulsar85: Country Fried steak used to be called Chicken Fried Steak at Denny's because the batter was based on KFC batter attempts.
SymphonySolstice: I hate the shredded ones personally
BrowneePointz: covered in cheese smothered in gravy
BrowneePointz: slap some peppers onions and mushrooms with that?
Sorator13: I believe he was saying that he's too old to handle that very often now
BrowneePointz: one of my fave breakfast dishes
Shadowsoflife: If I felt like doing dishes again, I might go make some eggs
PhoenixMelior: I prefer my hashbrowns crunchy and available to mop up yolk
idontgetmyrealname: i LOVE a smothered hash
ladiesloveloki: I want home fries SO bad rn....
Juliamon: The problem with calling something "chicken fried steak" in America is that the kind of people going to a Dennys are people that will think it's both chicken AND steak.
Shadowsoflife: MMM potat
eshplode: crispy salty potato is so good
TheLadyMakai: Hasbrowns should be crispy outside, still slightly squishy inside
TheLadyMakai: For me
BrowneePointz: Crispy Outside, Toothsome inside
SymphonySolstice: I've always had them in cubes or little discs
Juliamon: they gotta have that good crust, yeah
Saintnex: you can def screw them up, see Timmy’s hash browns
Oscelot: @Juliamon Yeah, understandably but it's always a thing
Mai_Andra: it's like "shrimp fried rice" -> a chicken fried this steak
PhoenixMelior: A chicken fried Beej's steak?
r10pez10: are the hash browns runny and yellow in the middle
ThorSokar: the hash brown patty is an abomination, you cook the bacon then you cook the hash browns in the bacon grease like Ma's Diner intended
Volus_dude: did a chicken fried this steak or does this steak has chicken is valid question
goombalax: "haha. they're good hashbrowns, sir"
LowUpsideCJ: they're good hashbrowns sir
RebekahWSD: There's so many types of hashbrowns, people are dinguses
BrowneePointz: cubed are breakfast potatoes
rogerivany: I'm surprised by the shredded hashbrown preference.
Julian_Rogue: How do you feel about Hash rounds? they're like tiny circular versions of the McDonalds hashbrown
SquareDotCube: I've heard them as potatoes o'brien too
LowUpsideCJ: you've got it right imo
SymphonySolstice: local restaurant chain has dollar hashbrowns (round, flat, slightly crinkled) and those are 1000% my favorite
simplydavemn: *Beejdrop Music* Hasbrowns jump out and punch him.
Darkstorm257: We also call the cubed ones home fries
tipulsar85: There's a diffenece between Hashbrowns and potatoes O'brien...
Julian_Rogue: okay but I do have to say "plain and dry" because if I don't they can come with randomthings on the burger
PhoenixMelior: Hashbrowns should look like a pile of octothorpes
Juliamon: I feel like I've expressed my hash brown/home fries opinions here before
Mystaira:
If they don't have cheese, it's just a hamburger. 
Juliamon: such awful nomenclature choices
7gorobei: food archetype variance
hyralt: Imagine ordering a cheese burger and it's a patty made of cheese
Camthelion: @SquareDotCube to me thats hasbrowns with onion and peppers
BrowneePointz: Home fries are circular cut
SursaiKosecksi: @SquareDotCube that's with onions and peppers iirc
Cavemanhar: I call them country style hashbrowns
BrowneePointz: fried and thrown with oil salt and pepper
ElementalAlchemist: they are
idontgetmyrealname: home fries is a southern americanism
Plasterboard: Hashbrown to me means -> shredded potato that is fried (sometimes mashed into a shape)
Volus_dude: 2 cheeses and burger in middlew
Volus_dude: *middle
ladiesloveloki: we add kielbasa sausage to our homemade home frie
ladiesloveloki: *fries
PhoenixMelior: ""Fries""
poipal: Tangentially reminded that I still need to try the poutine pizza in town
L0rdX33n: I specifically request breakfast potatoes at IHOP because their hash browns aren't great
Diabore: slabs of potatos
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think saying "breakfast potatoes" and you order the preparation is something I've seen sometimes and that's just a genius thing
MWGNZ: "i wanted chips, not potato"
simplydavemn: Breakfast Potatoes is small potato pieces fried somewhat like has brown in my experince, but not quite the same.
Thefluffiestguineapig: *I've seen
Micsig: gently fried, in a pan
Saintnex: Ngl, I can’t stand taters anymore, too potato-y
LowUpsideCJ: ah, the 1/4 potato wedge i ordered
Simonark: @BrowneePointz They don't have to be circular. They're just more rough cut.
XIIV13C100111: Very autism problems
BrowneePointz: @Simonark fair, I should say "sliced"
Kasran: the idea was that steak frites are cut thick to be a hearty side. it always put me in mind of like, "potatoes cut thick like a thick piece of meat"
simplydavemn: Wars have been started over Eggs Over easy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @XIIV13C100111 I think "neurodivergent" is probably a better term
BrowneePointz: Anyways I'm smack dab in the American Heartland(one of the Peak Diner culture areas) and I have a LOVE for American Diner Cuisine
tehcrashxor: During the world cup, there were many people visiting Atlanta and Texas that were unpleasantly surprised that "chicken fried steak" was not in fact chicken.
Vinewood_OG: Hash brown patties or mini tots in the air fryer. Crispy, golden, and delightful.
Oscelot: sweet potato fries are amazing
snacksmuncher69: Potatoes are a miracle
glitched_goddess: I love doing tater tot nachos
ladiesloveloki: @Oscelot Yes, they most certainly are
Saintnex: mmm mexi-fries
Vinewood_OG: Y'all have dieticians?
eshplode: There's a small chain near me that has tater tot fondue. They're marvellous and now I'm hungry at 1am
TheLadyMakai: Stuffed mexi fries
BlindPathfinder: eh screw health give into baser instinct
TacitusVigil: Your first mistake was seeing a dietician.
Shadowsoflife: @glitched_goddess so good
Julian_Rogue: how about hash rounds?
Oscelot: @eshplode dangit, me too at 10pm lol
TheLadyMakai: Same at 11 pm
Vinewood_OG: I didn't just scoop hummus with cold bacon. At this hour.
Oscelot: Good good, glad to hear that Beej
Oscelot: OOF
MWGNZ:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I wish I could have a love for that, but as a child who did not have my texture needs accommodated (raw onions making me gag but I love the taste, and the surprise of certain textures making me just stop eating) makes me very cautious because I have specific requirements when I eat places
TheLadyMakai: Gezz
Caffine1138:

ghyllnox: Oh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
roastbeefsandwitch: big oof!
ContingentCat: Ouch yeah
Julian_Rogue: irl beejdrop at 30 would've been bad
LostThePirate: Currently eating my dietician-approved normal-ass microwave butter popcorn.
Saintnex: big oof
glitched_goddess: that doesn’t sound cute at all!
r10pez10: bullet: dodged
simplydavemn: The way you start these Fallout Streams has been very "Richter Doing A Traffic report". Not complaining though.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof yeah that's always so hard
BlindPathfinder: surely thats just you feeling your spirit of patriotisim
TacitusVigil: [looks at self] Uh oh...
Vinewood_OG: "Cookies are a sometimes food."
Oscelot: Ouch, that sucks
ghyllnox:

Julian_Rogue: too many cheesesteaks
BrowneePointz: So if you haven't had Country/Chicken-Fried Steak before, have you had Country Ham with Red Eye Gravy and Grits?
ContingentCat: And then oh no consequences yeah
Julian_Rogue: What's Red Eye Gravy?
ghyllnox: lmao
Vinewood_OG: Oh I eat like a trash panda two days after a power outage, but I exercise multiple times a week.
IanAllenBird: potatoes are a vegetable
BlindPathfinder: vegies are a sometimes foood
Saintnex: yupppp
L0rdX33n: Red eye is made with coffee
Oscelot: I thought that was a kit-kat for a second lol
ladiesloveloki: I like taking rotisserie chicken, tearing it up and putting into vodka sauce, toasting up garlic bread, and putting the vodka sauce/chicken mixture on the bread, putting mozzarella on top, wrapping it all up in foil and baking it for about an hour
Vinewood_OG: Uh, that was a a fruit?
Tiber727:
But that's a fruit. 
BrowneePointz: @Julian_Rogue It's kinda like a Pan Sauce where you deglaze the ham after cookin the ham with coffee
Boomyakalolo: @Julian_Rogue white grave made with pork drippings
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently I'm trying to go doctors and say "hey, just because I'm in the normal range for these values doesn't mean it doesn't need investigated further when I've had high cholesterol since I was 18"
eshplode: I'd count the steak as a vegetable
TheLadyMakai: Red eye is country gravy with coffee in it
Mai_Andra:
"everything on this plate is YELLOW" 
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof yeah definitely
TacitusVigil: Bacon's a vegetable.
TacitusVigil: If you squint
chorinas: I mean, Potatoes count as a vegetable, they're also a carb/starch but there's decent vit/minerals in Potatoes
Weagle: Bin 4 burgers... mmm
Saintnex: straight up, if I didn’t start making sumo stew, I would’ve been screwed bc I was so bad at eating veggies
Oscelot: I love the pip boy screensaver
GasCityGaming: big same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot That moment of "I need you to look past the values are in the green and think about this critically for a moment"
Isaac3567: Yeah, everyone should get a Lipoprotein A level checked, it's pretty important for your cholesterol levels
Weagle: I 100% forgot to go there last time I visited, unfortunately
Oscelot: @Saintnex sumo stew?
ladiesloveloki: I once heard a story about a man who had decided to live on ONLY potatoes for I think it was a year...he lost a lot of weight and his cholesterol went down...if I remember the story right
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah
GasCityGaming: omg i'm drooling
PhoenixMelior: Wow what?
Oscelot: woah
ContingentCat: Damn
tehcrashxor: Well now I'm hungry.
Caffine1138: *drool*
RockPusher: That's sounding good
glitched_goddess: omfg how much?
Strebenherz: jesus
nightraven949: Damn
KV1NN4: put in my mouf
TheLadyMakai: That sounds AMAZING
eshplode: Dear god. That sounds beautiful
idontgetmyrealname: that is a LOT of wet on the burger
LowUpsideCJ: bob's burger's ass meal
GasCityGaming:
Bring one to the hat next time you come down 
lonlycracker: Hey half price after 9pm
lochnessseammonster: what's the restaurant name again?
idontgetmyrealname: a chutney AND aoili?!?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This sounds amazing. Can I just have the cheese and chutney
nightraven949: We need some roughage with all that
Oscelot: that chutney sounds delicious
Vinewood_OG: Let's put down a base coat of fiber.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @idontgetmyrealname I want those
Saintnex: @Oscelot it’s also known as chanko or chanko nabe, it’s essentially Japanese hot pot and eaten in massive portions by sumo wrestlers
Desruprot: War. War Never Changes
Volus_dude: isn't aioli garlic mayo, so garlic aioili is garlic garlic mayo?
Oscelot: @letsbelgo ty
Desruprot: also Dennys, Dennys never changes
glitched_goddess: that’s not a bad price for what it sounds like
LowUpsideCJ: good food with a bad food baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Volus_dude It doesn't necessarily have to have garlic as a base
MWGNZ: o7 mitch
Oscelot: @Saintnex I'll have to look into that, ty
BrowneePointz: if you love Burgers Beej, I wish I could take you around a local place here called The Flying Elbow. They've won best Burgers in the State TWICE, AND best pulled Pork AND have a Retro Wrestling Kayfabe for the vibe. @LoadingReadyRun
ThorSokar:
RIP Mitch
glitched_goddess: oh god that’s like theft lmao
Oscelot: @BrowneePointz hot damn
lonlycracker: They do also have 2 Bin4s in Vancouver
BrowneePointz: @Oscelot look up their website or instagram sometime
Oscelot: @BrowneePointz unfortunately can almost gauruntee I can't eat there, can't eat wheat. but ty
ThorSokar:

Saintnex: @Oscelot yea, it’s actually pretty healthy bc its usually filled with a lot of veggies, etc as long as you don’t overindulge
PhoenixMelior: I should go back to Victoria for vacation again soon.
Oscelot: @Saintnex As with all things yee
radarvillage: can confirm the existence of Kelowna Bin 4
TacitusVigil:
Jonas Quinn's homeworld? 
roastbeefsandwitch: I was in Victoria when I was 18 (over 20 years back). Pretty place, great climate.
ladiesloveloki: This poor soul can only look longingly in their direction here from NYC
Sorator13: jam!
Juliamon: Jam for toast!
RockPusher:

Oscelot: JaMUH
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I also will sometimes do Suki Yaki which basically is a specific way you do hot pot (I use my normal frying pan) because of the particular marinade which I make gluten free and have just so much baby bok choy and glass noodles and mushrooms
roastbeefsandwitch: Wouldn't mind going back as an adul
Desruprot: probably some Nukacola in the fridge
Thefluffiestguineapig: (Monty Python Reference Intensifies)
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig *takes down notes*
LowUpsideCJ: plus if someone asks "what's bin 4?" you get to say "keeping your stuff in" so that's a bonus
Oscelot: Summerland is having such a bad time
rosesmcgee: Summerlending? Lone Wolf?
ContingentCat: Aw their logo is very similar to something I've seen around here and was briefly hoping they were randomly also in Toronto
Oscelot: what was it, like 1k buildings destroyed?
simplydavemn: With Raspberry Ash!
Orestes290: Fallout o' the fridge jam
Oscelot: Julie was talking about it in cursedcord
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Yeah, glass noodles are great in terms of standing up better than a lot of other substitutes I tried, included as some other recipes with udon noodles sometimes
quietcat: my family toured summerland sweets on vacation when I was a kid, they gave us vanilla ice cream with pear syrup and it was amazing
TheLadyMakai: Good Lord and I thought our wildfires here in CO were bad this year
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty!
Sorator13: ah yes, the crucial added pectin; that was discussed earlier
HeavyMetalFlorist:
niiiice 
Volus_dude: no Jam for James
Oscelot: @quietcat Oooooooooo that sounds amazing, I may have to make that if our pears are any good
SymphonySolstice: ;_;
Oscelot: Frick, I'm sorry.
adept_nekomancer:

iris_of_ether: :C
Oscelot: I'm glad they're safe
ghyllnox: Well, damn
Sorator13: Glad they made it out, at least
ThorSokar: wow, that sucks
IanAllenBird:

Shadowsoflife:

TacitusVigil:
Glad they're safe, but... 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Also if possible find your local international restaurant supply grocery store. Mine takes SNAP and is dirt cheap
ladiesloveloki: I'm glad they're safe
TheLadyMakai: T.T Condolences to them, glad they're ok.
ghyllnox: I'm glad they got out with everything they could move
HeavyMetalFlorist:

BlindPathfinder: hope the insurance comes through
schordash:
i'm glad they are okay at least 😰 
Oscelot: at a certain point "through" is the only move forward
m33pn8r: Oof, I'm so sorry
Vinewood_OG:

Thefluffiestguineapig:
I'm sorry
simplydavemn: Good to hear they are ok at least.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yee, I have a lebanese market and two chinese markets/asian groceries here
Oscelot: Fingers crossed
Oscelot: Yeah
Oscelot: When the Spokane fires started I heard about it almost immediately because of the cell alarms, but it's... so weird to have it hit your neck of the woods
SymphonySolstice: we've had a very mild fire season this year, which I'm glad for because last year was devastating
Oscelot: That looked great, glad they could bring you something
Saintnex: @Oscelot also worth noting, the beauty of Japanese hot pots is that you can really use what you like/is available, like chanko is great for me in clearing out my fridge of stuff
Oscelot: @Saintnex That's what I do with stir fry X3
adept_nekomancer: The ocean proximity probably helps a bit
Oscelot: @adept_nekomancer humidity ftw
ThorSokar: well, fire isn't the big concern on the island
Oscelot: Oh yeah how's dogmeat?
Oscelot: THE BOY!
TheLadyMakai: Dogmeat best boy!
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epsilon_vee: @adept_nekomancer on the other hand that's it's own sort of risk
Oscelot: Night James o/
MTigress: fires can happen anywhere and change everything for a ton of people in a few minutes. as someone who had a wildfire occur literally a 5-minute walk down the street from me last month, i'm appreciative of fire fighters' hard work.
RockPusher: How many minutes?
TheLadyMakai: 30
Oscelot: I have set a 30 minute alarm
Molladia: During Australia's huge fires over summer 2019/2020 taking IT Helpdesk calls from people working the front lines it hurt me listening to how much they were hurting emotionally.
RockPusher: !time
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RockPusher: cool
Oscelot: @Molladia oh gods yeah, I can imagine
Thefluffiestguineapig: The shelter I work at that I ADORE works with an organization called Stop the Suffering which helps transport animals (mostly cats and dogs) from situations like disaster areas, over crowding and other (less socially fun to discuss) situations and they do a lot for situations like that
Makoforte: @Molladia Those fires were so bad
ThorSokar: 42minutes from now
MaddogM: If Beej sets the Alarm off does he get a call from Beej
r10pez10: damn you're all suited up
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh wow that's amazing, I'll have to look them up
Oscelot: Well then.
L0rdX33n: Your team might be where you just were
Oscelot: *brings chat cookies and milk*
Makoforte: I think the rest of the party are inside
Shadowsoflife:
@Oscelot 
Oscelot:
@Shadowsoflife 
Gaelan_Maestro: I love fallout, i went to comic con winnipeg as a ncr ranger last year
Makoforte: Anyway hopefully back before giveaway but I need to hit shower
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot They were initially founded to transport from overcrowded/kill shelters to other places and have expanded. The shelter I am at got wildfire rescue animals because we can handle some medical/behavioral cases
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gaelan_Maestro SICK that's rad
Oscelot:
@Thefluffiestguineapig amazing
Thank you for your hard work
Oscelot: I'll see if we can donate some proceeds from our next game to them
L0rdX33n: Oh god I'd forgotten how much inventory nesting you'd done
Gaelan_Maestro: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thanks, i even made a nuka cola laser pistol lol
Molladia: @Makoforte There was articles saying that we're going into that same type of summer this year and I'm dreading it.
Oscelot: @Molladia Gods I hope not. That was terrifying even from the states. Doesn't help that my first bf lives in Canberra
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Currently trying to get my RVT cert to have more value since I'm not experienced enough to get real jobs according to stupid people (my two attempted fields have both been utterly f-ed hiring wise) but shelter med we try our best
Oscelot:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
chaos5896:
hey now 
Molladia: @Oscelot Watching BC's experience through LRR and Wiggin's discord I empathise
L0rdX33n: A tape with a recording?
Boomyakalolo: so beej question how does won enter this drawing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Wait, you come to W+P and talk about game dev sometimes right? Even if no money just raising awareness for lesser known organizations is so important
idontgetmyrealname: @Boomyakalolo when it's time we just type the word in the chat
azninsect: awaiting for...the word
Boomyakalolo: many thanks Beej And @idontgetmyrealname
LathosTiran:
that word

notpsion: i hope the word is vacuum
Oscelot: @Molladia Yeah, it's scary. Living in Spokane with our fires I have distressingly close understanding now too
ElementalAlchemist: an IRC client will work but it is not the easiest way into Twitch (since it requires generating an oauth token and such)
notpsion: ah, true, good point about spelling
idontgetmyrealname: @Boomyakalolo also make sure your twitch DMs are open so James can reach out if you win
Lord_Hosk: I hope the word is easy to spell
Volus_dude: i'ts the icelanding volcano isn't it
TacitusVigil:
The problem with vacuum is that...it sucks. 
shushu2539: playmat
Volus_dude: icelandic
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Some times! And yeah the group I work with is all proceeds to charity. We usually give to individuals but my boss/friend does rescue work and foster too so I think she'd be interested
Vinewood_OG: the word
Molladia: @Oscelot yeah you're close enough to feel it
LowUpsideCJ: so it's like a giveaway of sorts
Shadowsoflife: THE Word
farley_f: isnt bird the word
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it bird? Ca-caw?
Oscelot: @Molladia mmhmm
Vinewood_OG: Bird
notpsion: where do you check twitch DM status anyways, i never look in settings
Boomyakalolo: @idontgetmyrealname can i get a dm test to see if they're working?
Oscelot: done @Boomyakalolo
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH speaking of settings, everyone should go do the AI settings as well
Shadowsoflife: ^
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig yep, under security and privacy
TacitusVigil: If you're looking at settings, why not turn off the AI slop settings too, fellow chat?
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot bottom of the page
TacitusVigil: Nm, beat me to it
Oscelot: was just about to say that yeah
lost_90s: I was so confused when I saw 800+ people watching fallout 1, what is this!
L0rdX33n: Did you use the tape in your inventory?
Oscelot: Welcome in @lost_90s !
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Shadowsoflife: We have cookies
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Oscelot: untillll uh
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Oscelot: the 29th
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Oscelot: @lost_90s Also this is a modded version, partially to get it to work properly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot There are also smaller transport groups too if that one is less appealing that do more niche work, like from puppy mills but it is regional, or specifically finding high needs medical cases and flying them to a vet clinic that will do surgeries etc
radiowasabi2014: nice to see u too
Oscelot: @lost_90s We'll be doing a drawing for a playmat in a bit over half an hour if you're interested btw!
Shadowsoflife: JASON!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shadowsoflife SHAWN
Molladia: Shaun!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Beej might also have modded in some Fallout 2 plot/content?
chrono2x: I looked it up, do you want that info, Beej?
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig o7 I'll pass it on, ty!
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Shadowsoflife: as you do
simplydavemn: Tingle wants to play too!
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L0rdX33n: Saving as many people in this fight as possible occupy waaaaaay too much of my time and attention
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Oscelot: I am very tired lol
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Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig TWO kitty walks and a movie too!
measureofhope: We reload if the dog dies, right?
idontgetmyrealname: almost like this going on for a week can be A Lot
Makoforte: Okay apparently there is a specific conversation chain to get the tape from Razor
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also since this is Fallout pack of 5 could mean deathclaws or many other things
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Oh 2 brave kitty walks? Exciting!
LunarJade: you can’t let him die
simplydavemn: dogmeat is near wher you are focused.
LunarJade: he’s a dog and I don’t know if they go to heaven in fallout
Oscelot:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Yessss! Got my hubby helping walk her so she's been learning to walk with both of us. She's doing so good 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LunarJade Trying, currently to keep him in frame is a struggle
Volus_dude:

Makoforte: One thing you can do is tell your party to wait at the entrance
Vinewood_OG:

L0rdX33n: It was a noble effort
L0rdX33n: but to save the doggo
Makoforte: That'll work too
Oscelot: "You better pray to the gods!" *whiffs*
L0rdX33n: Tanking is a legitimate strategy
simplydavemn: at least your people arewith you.
northern_ronin42: If you want to save NPCs, you'll really need to rush in and help. If you wait around, lots of people will die.
Oscelot: WOOF
L0rdX33n: JESUS!
northern_ronin42: Wow.
TheLadyMakai: JFC lol
idontgetmyrealname: dang
Strebenherz: JESUS
Shadowsoflife: Wow
idontgetmyrealname: welp
northern_ronin42: Shocked you lived.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot X-com aiming engaged
letsbelgo:

roastbeefsandwitch: that seems... excessive
notpsion: blammo
GrassVortex: welp
Vinewood_OG:

LunarJade: !clap
L0rdX33n: Wow
Shadowsoflife: amazing
Boomyakalolo: F
northern_ronin42: Well... Lived that one shot.
L0rdX33n: lousy crit
Oscelot: "the radiation has taken its toll... and also the fact that you were shot in the face"
simplydavemn: Leave the dog again perhaps?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot The radiation has taken its toll on the massive hole in your skull
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig *snerk*
jibkat: You know what compromises your rad defence? a bullet to the head
Strebenherz: i should be going to bed soon but glad i stayed up to clip that xD
Oscelot:
ty @Strebenherz 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz We appreciate your endless efforts
Oscelot: we really gotta make that dog some armor
Strebenherz: glad to have some means to contribute to the nonsense
Strebenherz: Super rip beej's face though. like a 97 crit? the hell?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Your name is on the highlights a fair amount
TheLadyMakai: So glad I finally got to stay up for one of the later blocks
Makoforte: Don't forget, aimed shots to the eyes can be instakilled
Makoforte: Instakills*
Oscelot: @Makoforte wowsa, didn't know it could get that granular
Makoforte: Yeah
goatprince: hey beej, how was my bacon
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig eh thank you for noticing. i try. i miss a fair bit too. like i'm fully asleep during sims so i'm grateful to people clipping/noting that down
mtvcdm: MATT
Oscelot: hey Matt
Makoforte: Hitting different targets with aimed shots do things
KeytarCat: I took a hella nap today bc I felt like absolute shit. So I'm here late but I should not be awake
Shadowsoflife: dog stuff
Oscelot: Dear dog: stop being a dumbass
Makoforte: And you need Dr skill to heal dogmeat, I tvink
goatprince: #dogstuff
goatprince: nothing?
Oscelot: @KeytarCat Aww, you feeling any better now at least?
simplydavemn: Other than some UI elements this game really holds up.
goatprince: it was nothing?
MaddogM: It was.
RockPusher:
"Matt, your bacon was *sigh*" says it all 
goatprince: did you feel like you ate nothing?
Strebenherz: @goatprince tfw beej samples your meat and calls it mid
KeytarCat: Much! but the systems persist :')
goatprince:
my meat is mid 
Oscelot: @RockPusher *snerk*
L0rdX33n: Turbo Plasma Rifle has pretty good range, as I recall
Midnightskypoet: same @keytarcat . I have a sinus infection and have been sleeping when my body let's me
Oscelot: @KeytarCat And so do we
Oscelot: @Midnightskypoet Aw hell, hope it passes soon
TehAmelie: Dogmeat is being unruly? wow, it's just like the old days
ContingentCat: Not your meat Matt Denny's
Strebenherz: for real though turkey bacon is one of those "vegetarians and people wanting options is legit, but it does not feel like it compares well"
northern_ronin42: ONLY if it hits the eyes.
Makoforte: The game is very stupid
northern_ronin42: Not sure the AI will use it that way.
Strebenherz: Ah gotcha
L0rdX33n: I think the .223 pistol is Ian's best weapon
Sorator13: @Strebenherz I had excellent turkey bacon once, and I've never been able to find good turkey bacon since, which is sad
Makoforte: I have never had turkey bacon
Midnightskypoet: I hope so too. don't my best. Thank you for the well wishes @oscelot
measureofhope: I imagine things all the time. beats reality
northern_ronin42: Yeah the .223 is a great pistol, but it wants headshots / moderate armor, it likely stuggles against the metal armor.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 For me the real option was always chicken bacon if I wanted something good
Oscelot: @Midnightskypoet of course
simplydavemn: Never really liked anything Turkey turned into something else (Bacon, Peperoni). Like stright up Turkey though.
Strebenherz: I'll admit i haven't had it in a while, but had it as a kid from a parent who insisted on it. Kinda adjacent to how non gluten bread is valid, and can be really good, but it not holding like regular bread does just makes it different? idk
Midnightskypoet: doing my best even. lol.
Bright5park:
But is Dogmeat more flavorful than the turkey bacon? 
Makoforte: Yeah the game is not built for large scale combat
radiowasabi2014: chicken bacon???
lochnessseammonster: i've enjoyed vegan bacon more than turkey if i'm not going to eat pork
Makoforte: @Strebenherz It does, as a coeliac, gluten free bread is smaller and less absorbent but so expensive
lochnessseammonster:
but i don't remember the brand 
radiowasabi2014: mmm pork adobo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chicken bacon is much less easy to find, but is much better than turkey bacon
TheLadyMakai: Pork belly is GOAT
Oscelot: Oooooo
Oscelot: @Makoforte GODS it so is. The franz gf bread is full of holes too so it's damn near unusable. thankfully the fred meyer branded stuff is deece even if it's not great
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makoforte It also falls apart much more easily. Now especially when people will say "oh make it dairy AND gluten free" and those are THE WORST
Oscelot: @Oscelot also Schar's bagels are to die for. They're also 8USD a package. for four bagels. x.x
Midnightskypoet: I grew up purely on Turkey bacon. I found that I liked other kinds of bacon better but I occasionally grab turkey bacon for nostalgia.
northern_ronin42: Yeah, random townsfolk, not good at fighting armed mercenaries with lasewrs.
simplydavemn: Reminds me of when raider attacked the travellers, and you just had to sit by as the kids Whaled on the last one.
Strebenherz: @Makoforte yeaaaah the price point too.
Shadowsoflife:
@Oscelot Yes the girlfriend bread, the bread for girlfriends. 
TehAmelie: @northern_ronin42 and don't forget power armor
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife lol ngl I snicker at that like every other time I make the shopping list
Strebenherz:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
L0rdX33n: Victory!
northern_ronin42: @TehAmelie Well the regs don't have power armor, thankfully.
northern_ronin42: Your guns out.
northern_ronin42: He might be taking offence to that.
Molladia: OH, Turkey bacon is ground up and seasoned turkey. It's not even pork. I thought it was like a different variety like "Canadian Bacon"
L0rdX33n: Your last shot killed a named NPC
northern_ronin42: Hmm, might have caught someone in the crossfire.
L0rdX33n: Lorraine
Makoforte: Fundamentally: yeah *you* killed Lorriane
simplydavemn: Youre near enough to a store you could grab it all and sell it. even if you are overburndened breifly.
Makoforte: It turns out if you kill someone's friend they hate you
Makoforte: Even if it is an accident
Oscelot: woo let's take out Razr
notpsion: take that, motorola
northern_ronin42: Yeah, you mistakenly shot an ally of hteirs.
letsbelgo: I can get behind that
Makoforte: Beej please look at chat
TehAmelie: in Fallout 2 they put in a bunch of child NPCs just to raise the stakes when you start blasting. . .
northern_ronin42: So you may need re-load, or never come back to town (Or kill everyone)
L0rdX33n: I have re-fought this battle approximately 793 times
northern_ronin42: This part kinda sucks for that reason.
Oscelot: lol mine just went off
Makoforte: Okay ou got there I wonder if I am delayed but it can't be by much
Makoforte: Bleh
ContingentCat:
30 min timer just went off
Makoforte: You are saving all your potions in a game that doesn't want you to
Oscelot: Wish I could stick around, but I'm fading pretty fast. Big day is big.
Oscelot:
Have a good night Beej, Chat 
TehAmelie: if you disintegrate them, you maybe don't even have to spend any time picking up loot :3
Makoforte: Like, probably at this point the game expects you to have 150-200 in your tagged weapons skill, for example
Midnightskypoet: Good night @oscelot
Oscelot: o/ @Midnightskypoet
ContingentCat: @oscelot g'night
simplydavemn: @TehAmelie Melted corpses sill have their loot in this game.
TehAmelie: aww
LoadingReadyRun: OK, Beej I'm home and ready to help with the giveaway.
Crunchy_Donut: broken leg
L0rdX33n: broke your leg
Micalovits: Broke a leg
LoadingReadyRun: We'll do it in 10
simplydavemn: You got shot in the leg, breaking it.
northern_ronin42: That first Crit broke your leg.
LathosTiran:

Molladia: Just water tonight Beej or do you have Iced Tea from the fridge?
northern_ronin42: Yep! You might be in another 'faster to reload' situation.
northern_ronin42: Welcome to the worst fight in Fallout 1.
L0rdX33n: yyyyyyup
simplydavemn: They will all come up after you after killing the locals - who won't get mad at you then.
RockPusher: Now I'm wondering what other places Beej would drink iced tea from
TehAmelie: i think you can still move but it takes like 5 points per step
northern_ronin42: Gotta doctor it (Though I forget if you need a doctor bag for it in 1)
Makoforte: Yes you have to doctor it with a drs bag
L0rdX33n: I'm 80% sure you can't
shushu2539: that fight is missing a guy hitting the others with a shopping cart
TehAmelie: yeah the doctor action probably takes an hour
northern_ronin42: Yeah, a few more doors would really help someone in this fight. I'm not sure who though...
L0rdX33n: *thunk*, *thunk*
L0rdX33n: Hooray!
Shortfall: Advice for Life "Don't Be A Shitbag."
BrindleBoar: corpses everywhere: all is well
northern_ronin42: Anyone else getting a loading spike every few minutes?
L0rdX33n: save
MsMarkarth: bag
L0rdX33n: save?
Makoforte: If the local doctor is alive, see him
northern_ronin42: Got some skill points?
Strebenherz: y'all have a good night
ElementalAlchemist:

Shadowsoflife: o/ night
northern_ronin42: Could pump doctor and just do it youself if needed.
Shadowsoflife: Ian?!
L0rdX33n: Razlo is the doctor in Shady Sands
Strebenherz: oh, drop? right
northern_ronin42: Ian 100% not a doctor, both this one and Horner.
LoadingReadyRun: You can do it from there
caimheul: Ooo drop.
Shadowsoflife: necro dock
LoadingReadyRun: I can do the whole giveaway from home
LoadingReadyRun: you just sit there a look good
LoadingReadyRun: wanna show the playmat
Volus_dude:

RockPusher:
James is the brains, Beej is the face 
Genie_M: I'm walking, you want me to sit?
Greendrag13: oooooooh
Makoforte: The signmat....
rabbitgta: Season 2 of lrr, you folks look like babies back then
matthaus_c: the pillar mat
Gaelan_Maestro: Nice~
BrowneePointz: With a cast THAT big it's Diamond LRR Unbreakable
Shurtal: Awesome mat
Shortfall: The Elusive Paul
LoadingReadyRun: All folks need to do is type playmat in chat.
Defrost: !store
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MsMarkarth: Is the US under sanction on account of the tariffs?
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Lord_Hosk: Austria knows what it did
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INCSlayer: your real name isnt beej? why not
notpsion:
james you can send me a DM about sweet pubg shotseven if it's not about playmats 
MsMarkarth: wait what
notpsion: shots even, spaces are good
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Genie_M: I think I won't be around for any more of these, so congratulations to everyone who won
TacitusVigil: LRR will just need your full mailing address, social insurance number, mother's maiden name, and blood type.
TurnedToFrog: Is that why he's always sending those questionable packages to the office?
northern_ronin42: Wait? How is Beej not your real name?
TheLadyMakai: And with that, I'm out for the night. See everyone in the morning! Night all!
simplydavemn: Beej is actually a war criminal in hiding.
BrindleBoar: Beej is the only proper name in the bible
Rylical: Now that counting with Beej is done, time for bed. 2 hours later in Wild West land
Shadowsoflife: @northern_ronin42 plot
Genie_M: You could legally change your name though right?
idontgetmyrealname: that's ok I also don't get to use my real name
Defrost:
Brendan is his work name remember 
ClockTamer: boy twitch doesn’t make their settings easy to find the dm settings
northern_ronin42: I mean, honestly the mystery is more interesting than answers.
L0rdX33n: You're always in the credits as Brendan "Beej" Dery
WriterRaven: @northern_ronin42 It's his real name online. His government name is different.
ElementalAlchemist: yeah Ian
L0rdX33n: yep
MaddogM: For my work, you need to give them a phone number to ring when maps tries to get them to drive through a concrete wall
James_LRR: @ClockTamer I have sent you a DM
northern_ronin42: He cannot drop things. YOu can take it and throw it away though.
MTigress: next you're gonna tell us you're not a doctor either
Genie_M: Early fallout inventory system was... Not great
Lord_Hosk: I could get international shipping to LordHosk if it was our regular mailcarrier But if she was on vacation they wouldn't deliver it and would leave a note. but then they wouldn't release the packages/letters. so I would wait until she came back, and she would bring it.
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simplydavemn: I think the confusion (or at least from the chat I said yesterday) is that we were mixing him up with the F2 Doctor charecter. Or maybe just because hes a love doctor...
northern_ronin42: My habit was to let them carry guns, but I'd keep any ammo that wasn't for the ONE firearm I wanted them to use.
ClockTamer: @james_lrr I am having issues with my message’s at the moment
L0rdX33n: the 223 is one of the better weapons he can use
simplydavemn: Wait, would a medkit fix the leg?
James_LRR: @ClockTamer No worries. I will reach out again later if you don't get it sorted right now. I'm off to bed!
MsMarkarth: Try the mobile app
Mazrae: The art style kind of reminds me of a game called Arcanum
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: slowly im getting better at playing bass using more than just my middle finger on the fretting hand, i just still gravitate towards using it more than any other fingers
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northern_ronin42: @simplydavemn I don't think so, pretty sure only Doctor fixes busted limbs.
northern_ronin42: (Which Beej has)
ClockTamer: @James_LRR sounds good, I’m on Bsky with the same username if that ends up being easier
Drakas: hi
Shadowsoflife: o/
James_LRR: @ClockTamer I have messaged you there
L0rdX33n: I think in Fallout 1 he only had animations for pistols, they might have kept it that way for Fallout 2 in 1
northern_ronin42: I don't think any of them will use the BB gun well.
L0rdX33n: Tycho MIGHT be able to use it
TacitusVigil: X.
northern_ronin42: If anyone, it'd be Tycho.
L0rdX33n: Katja with a plasma pistol or *spoiler gun* is her usual endgame
L0rdX33n: Oh that is helpful
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Drakas: hmm any one else have trouble with the sub-a-thon badge
Genie_M: Inventory juggling
Genie_M: Which one Drakas?
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Drakas: the watch time one
L0rdX33n: hope!
MaddogM:
Is there where tarkov got its backpack gameplay from? 
L0rdX33n: Success!
Genie_M: It u usually takes a minute or two to activate and show up
Izandai: With a compass in the stock and a watch that tells time?
L0rdX33n: yep yep
Drakas: its been like 12 hours
L0rdX33n: It doesn't exist in base fallout 1, so no one stocks ammo for it
Genie_M: You didn't get it or can't activate it?
northern_ronin42: Well they can go on the ground, or to a vender somewhere.
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L0rdX33n: Doesn't katja have throwing?
northern_ronin42: Given I don't trust them to not spray me down with machine guns, I super don't trust them with high explosives.
pleonasticTautology: hi beej, hi everyone
L0rdX33n: @northern_ronin42 lololol
Drakas: its marked as clamed in my inventory but dose not show up in the badge menu
northern_ronin42: Hi pleonasticTautology!
Izandai: I ain't no homewrecker.
WriterRaven: My body is in no way prepared for exploration...
pleonasticTautology: just got dinner after a bad dissociation nap
shushu2539: anatomy time
Shadowsoflife: o/ @pleonasticTautology
INCSlayer: @Atarra its 8:20 in the morning over here in sweden
MaddogM:
"Lets explore bodies" That sure is a sentence I just heard 
BrainBetter: We're apparently not doing phrasing again this year.
Atarra: @INCSlayer time zones are an illusion
Yerald:

INCSlayer: @Atarra just like john hammonds control over jurassic park
Atarra: exactly!
L0rdX33n: Alas poor Zimmerman
Atarra: also it's at least after hours moonbase time
MsMarkarth: @BrainBetter Phrasing doesn't exist come the end of subathon
Mollylele: the way i sat up in bed like "did he just say 'let's explore bodies-' oh. corpses."
Genie_M: @Drakas Should be in a different group after subscriber badge
INCSlayer: a basement probably
L0rdX33n: Even if, IF, you do keep him alive through this fight, in unmodded Fallout 1 he just attacks you as soon as the fight ends
Genie_M: Not at the global badges list
L0rdX33n: Sorry, the button to what now?
RockPusher:
Mollylele I mean, it is Beej, so it pays to check 
pleonasticTautology: hi molly
L0rdX33n: Always useful
Drakas: oh there it is
KeytarCat: anyway, I should sleep again. Night all!
northern_ronin42: Well, they can't all be winners.
Genie_M: @Drakas Yay!
L0rdX33n: Did we chat with Razor after the fight?
northern_ronin42: Afterall this is intended to be done before you kill the master.
L0rdX33n: kk
letsbelgo: regulatttooors. Mount up
L0rdX33n: Also is your leg still broken?
northern_ronin42: Maybe chat with the random towns folk, see if the doctor survived.
the_lone_bard: All the regulators who might have been dipshits? I see Beej is familiar with the victorian state government. (The australian victoria.)
MsMarkarth: Using stimpacks is illegal. You're supposed to horde them all just in case
Genie_M: Power armor moves for you
L0rdX33n: Power armor probably helps, yeah
INCSlayer: you dont need legs when you have power armour
MTigress: just like real life
L0rdX33n: I love the one suit of power armor in 3 that automatically applies morphine and shouts at you
Genie_M: The crunchy noises from the direction of you legs should not be a concern
the_lone_bard: @Genie_M After a certain age that's just normal walking sounds.
simplydavemn: But Beej's legs still cracked and broken- Sorry man the chat has spoken - Monrail, Monorail, Monorail!
L0rdX33n: i.e: Provide you with hardened power armor and the Turbo Plasma rifle
Genie_M: Yeah... hoping for some exoskeleton stuff available commercially in 10 or so years TBH
PsychoI3oy: "i took an arrow to the knee"
Genie_M: Constant numbness in my right thigh is a signal of my future
L0rdX33n: set doctor to maximum
WriterRaven: \o/
L0rdX33n: Success!
INCSlayer: radiation never killed anyone
Genie_M: Good stats
L0rdX33n: Sure
Izandai: Can't hurt.
L0rdX33n: remember it takes time to take effect
Genie_M: Fairly close to lv21 too
simplydavemn: See now if you had the Holotape this would have not need happened. This is why PHYSICAL MEDIA is so important folks!
L0rdX33n: Armor piercing flamethrower ammo
L0rdX33n: YAY!
Genie_M: Throwing flame fuel in the library
shushu2539:

Genie_M: Really.....
pleonasticTautology: schpiiidahhhh
L0rdX33n: front door?
Genie_M: "knock knock - anyone here for a boss battle?"
L0rdX33n: Stairs down are behind the altar
shushu2539: Morpheus will teach you kungfu
Genie_M: Cool robes - probably looks dashing over a power armor
fcloud: i see these are followers of daft punk
northern_ronin42: Can you pick the lock?
northern_ronin42: Unless someone has a random key on them buried in a bag.
northern_ronin42: You're earning EXP for the door becoming unlocked!
L0rdX33n: !!!
Genie_M: Hi
WriterRaven: splat.
northern_ronin42: That's a serious lock.
fcloud: suddenly, death
Genie_M: I love how these era of games don't mess around
northern_ronin42: Did you want to know what did happen there?
northern_ronin42: Or do you prefer the mystery.
L0rdX33n: A super mutant bisected you
northern_ronin42: Not after loading.
northern_ronin42: She had no issue last time.
Izandai: Well you were bisected. In a church. Is this some "penitent man" malarky?
MsMarkarth: Just an encouraging chat
simplydavemn: @Izandai While I could see the writer doing this, I think that film came out after this game.
Izandai: Wait really?
L0rdX33n: I don't think NPCs need tools/lockpicks but it couldn't hurt
Austere_Squire: i feel like once every 17 years, i stumble upon beej playing fallout
L0rdX33n: Save?
simplydavemn: save
Izandai: Is this 1 or 2?
Izandai: Wait, doesn't matter. Last Crusade was 1989.
Genie_M: We're in the Master's cathedral
simplydavemn: @Izandai My bad
L0rdX33n: You are breaking into a church
northern_ronin42: Well you did just shoot their guard while in a restricted area.
Genie_M: Party time 🎉
northern_ronin42: With a high power turbo plasma rifle to boot...
pleonasticTautology: sounds like ian
MWGNZ: classic ian
IanAllenBird: Lmao
Makoforte: The AI is insanely stupid, Beej
L0rdX33n: He does have a power fist
cmdrud87: very 70s of him
northern_ronin42: Well, wouldn't be very sporting. And yeah, he DOES have a power fist.
Makoforte: You need to give them only the weapon you want the tpbuse
Austere_Squire: accurate
Makoforte: To use
Izandai: He's just saving ammunition.
adept_nekomancer: Power fist? Did he get it from Princess Auto
RockPusher: The gun for Ian. The gun chosen especially for Ian to use. Ian's gun.
Izandai:

simplydavemn: did you ever heal from last battle?
INCSlayer: dog meat is xp grinding
MWGNZ: dogmeat hogging the xp
northern_ronin42: I do love how brutal fallouts death animations are.
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L0rdX33n: broken arm?
L0rdX33n: Rough
northern_ronin42: Yeah no two handed weapons.
simplydavemn: You need more calcium.
Makoforte: There's a reason I used the direct control party members mod
Genie_M: Anyone needing some splat?
northern_ronin42: You killed a bunch of priests! LEVELUP
northern_ronin42: I mean can't go wrong with Action boy. BOnus Move also fine.
L0rdX33n: Do you qualify foir Sniper?
Makoforte: Action boy is almost always useful
northern_ronin42: Yeah, Sniper's great if you can get it.
TehAmelie: @northern_ronin42 getting flashbacks of the cash register sound that dings every time you make a kill in the 3D games
northern_ronin42: @TehAmelie Wouldn't know, played Fallout three and saw that it was a bathesda game and stopped caring about fallout forever.
L0rdX33n: nono
INCSlayer: no there is a perk called sniper
L0rdX33n: Sniper is very different
northern_ronin42: No, sniper is not sharpshooter.
L0rdX33n: I think it's in both
northern_ronin42: You might not have the Perception for it. I think it's 8+.
Genie_M: I love mysterious stranger
INCSlayer: Sniper is a perk in all fallout games (even the board game)
northern_ronin42: Also a totally fine perk that's always good.
northern_ronin42: No.
INCSlayer: Requirements for Sniper is Level 18 Perception 8 Agility 8 Small guns 80%
northern_ronin42: You could also spend your skills to fix your arm.
L0rdX33n: There is a final hallway of psychic damage but there's also a way to protect yourself
Genie_M: Survival and mowing down finale
northern_ronin42: Think I'd go for the MOre Critical or Action Boy at this point.
Saintnex: I feel like at this point, action boy or tough would be my choice
northern_ronin42: Yeah it's not bad.
northern_ronin42: Yeah +1 AP, gets you to 10.
northern_ronin42: Which turns into ARmor.
Genie_M: And move one more
simplydavemn: You have a lot of caps now. Rick people don't need empathy.
L0rdX33n: Aimed shot, aimed shot, reload. 2 things die most turns
northern_ronin42: Yeah, it can be +1 AC if you need it, it's more moving if you need it.
INCSlayer: you cant aim shot anymore i think
northern_ronin42: Yeah two eyes shots + some extra.
northern_ronin42: Yeah, you got plenty of levels to win whenever you feel like it.
TehAmelie: oh wow, level capped
Makoforte: Now is the time to spend your points
Genie_M: Max everything for surviving the final dungeon
northern_ronin42: I'd get Doctor to like 80+ and fix the arm.
L0rdX33n: yes
Makoforte: Dr, science and energy weapons
L0rdX33n: up the odds of these eye shots
Makoforte: Yes
L0rdX33n: especially in these dark caves in the basement
northern_ronin42: Getting it to 150+ also good, helps overcome negatives from shooting Eyes or in darkness.
Makoforte: 200% energy weapons is a safe investment
Makoforte: Not necessary, but good
northern_ronin42: And Energy Weapon is tagged, so it's an easy spend.
Makoforte: Yup
L0rdX33n: I was wondering, in 2 the max was raised to 300
phoenixletmeuseadashd: save?
simplydavemn: At this point I don't know anything will be needed you haven't already done. So just add to what you already use.
Genie_M: Now heal
northern_ronin42: I'd save it up, to avoid having to re-level (after healing of course)
Saintnex: doctor, heal thyself
L0rdX33n: But the cost to increase skills went up as they went higher
northern_ronin42: First Aid's good for out of combat healing, spends time, but at this point, times free.
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northern_ronin42: I love baserments
Genie_M: Onwards brave soldiers
WriterRaven: Whup, now I can't not call a three-tier underground section the basement, baserment, and basedment.
Genie_M: basestment
northern_ronin42: The cult gives out flowers to recruit.
Genie_M: Gatling laser is fun lawnmower
northern_ronin42: Also to show who's in the cult. They're not super useful to you.
L0rdX33n: Was Hare-Krishna still a thing when this came out?
L0rdX33n: Or was that more 80s?
simplydavemn: You know, this entire watch I was thinking you had renamed the NPCs in the mod, having forgotten Ian was a regular companion.
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praisethesun1988: PartyParrot
Genie_M: Welcome to Fallout endgame
praisethesun1988: hallooooo
themercenary1987: Assuming that Cap has been hit and that is the countdown for icecreams?
simplydavemn: Maybe its like an ammo crate and there is a "Science" event ahead.
Genie_M: Yep
shushu2539: there must be a secret passage
L0rdX33n: Key?
Rayn3Cl0ud: so end game, eh? awesome!
INCSlayer: i can never get this door open except for when the dude shows up
Genie_M: Basically final dungeon
themercenary1987: Sucks to be Jeremaiah
matthaus_c: don't they look friendly
Rayn3Cl0ud: so many wasteland frands
L0rdX33n: Everyone using their good weapons, warms the heart
radiowasabi2014: the big book of British Smiles
themercenary1987: Thats one big mutant
L0rdX33n: Ammo
L0rdX33n: reload
L0rdX33n: lol
the_lone_bard: If your asshole is out see a doctor.
Rayn3Cl0ud: ask your doctor if reload is right for you
INCSlayer: the enemies isnt allowed to use stimpacks only us the player should be allowed to use stimpacks
@IOuellette: what is the creature on Wheeler's side?
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@OVER-KiLL: Sick Match!
@OVER-KiLL: Nelly Go Wide VS Wheeler Nothingness
@OVER-KiLL: AND The Glory ™️
@OVER-KiLL: 🫏#DonkeyBits♦️♦️♦️
@OVER-KiLL: George Knight, Nightwolf DOWN
@Defender-hi3vb: Vehicle. Taps for mana
@Defender-hi3vb: Caravan of something>
@OVER-KiLL: Cultivator's Caravan
@OVER-KiLL: Way to go Nelly
@OVER-KiLL: Super Bird 🥪
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@oliviaquinn981: Wow, 2 hours, jegus.
@Gabisz-sz: Cultivator's Caravan?
@OctopusOwl: Denny's is a great choice
@sleepy_alice: this is making me hungry
@jjcard: I forgot they were going to go to Denny's. My childhood Denny's just closed :/
@OVER-KiLL: Pizza Achieved 🍕 iCE Cream Unlocked 🍨
@OVER-KiLL: Denny's Unleashed
@OVER-KiLL: Denny's do not have the worst milkshakes
@Fourleggedfreak: Is this… prerec"
@OVER-KiLL: this is LiVE
@duncanharrison4994: Holy crap, someone else has read Sluggy Freelance:face-purple-wide-eyes:
@DocPhoenix: Man I need to reread sluggy again, it's been a bit
@RyanoArt: Pokemon come out?!
@DocPhoenix: god I haven't eaten out in so long, I'm super jealous
@OVER-KiLL: i want frenched toast now
@OVER-KiLL: Beej's Secret Slam ™️
@thundercat2000ca: oh no
@thundercat2000ca: much better
@DocPhoenix: denny's cannot be escaped so easily
@thundercat2000ca: such good breakfast
@DocPhoenix: one does not choose to go to denny's, one ends up at denny's
@thundercat2000ca: this true, ate a Denny's after getting snowed in one night.
@DocPhoenix: Huh. It's weird to hear about food prices in places where the economy still functions
@thundercat2000ca: We can tap. Your play USA
@OVER-KiLL: $3 for 2 bell peppers. $3 per apple... its bad.
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@thundercat2000ca: okay.... good to know
@thundercat2000ca: oh no
@OVER-KiLL: GET HiM Heather
@SenshiSunPower: which fallout is this?
@sunhawk88: Being from Oregon we call potato wedges jojo's, first time I went out of state and try to order some at a deli they looked at me like I had two heads
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH thats pretty good @sunhawk88
@DocPhoenix: Oh sweet, I thought I'd missed the drawing
@DocPhoenix: To Twitch chat!
Boomyakalolo: good night all
themercenary1987: Yay Dogmeat!
Izandai: How dare they use their stimpacks! Those are your stimpacks!
northern_ronin42: I love that Super Mutants have so much HP, that by the time the AI triggers them as 'low life', the stimpacks can't possibly heal enough to matter.
L0rdX33n: Be sure to try one of those critical eye shots
INCSlayer: traditional post apocalyptic lunch a box of noodles and a stimpack
Izandai: Surely they properly sanitize inputs there. Surely.
Genie_M: Bobby Tables is a secret boss
simplydavemn: Be sure to try and piss off the final boss so we can say you Master Baited on stream.
simplydavemn: Hope that wasn't too poor taste.
L0rdX33n: But if you hadn't...
L0rdX33n: It would have put it on your map
Makoforte: Definitely use all those books
Makoforte: They give you free skill points
Rayn3Cl0ud: night chat! have good rest of sub-a-thon!
INCSlayer: they do make time pass yes
Makoforte: Oh yes
Makoforte: If you are worried about running out of time, don't
Izandai: So what let you finally delete this misnamed text game save file?
L0rdX33n: I love UHF
Genie_M: Friend Computer
PsychoI3oy: should have taken the Red Snapper
L0rdX33n: Supplies! always gets a laugh out of me
Genie_M: Norton Diskedit?
Genie_M: Let's have fun with the FEV
Izandai: heh
L0rdX33n: Go for the eyes, Boo!
L0rdX33n: punch the guy in power armor, good plan
Genie_M: Partying
IanAllenBird: Uhoh
shushu2539: they found a playstation on the basement and decided to play JackMind for a while
themercenary1987: Your team mate just trinity-ed that supermutant
IanAllenBird: : (
L0rdX33n: eye shots, kills mutants dead
northern_ronin42: Just sit down in this base full of laser rifle wielding hostile super mutants and read some advanced physics text books.
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simplydavemn: Maybe if you pick off the others they don't raise the alarm? He said Alert - Intruders.
matthaus_c: @northern_ronin42 it's a fine day for learning!
themercenary1987: Errrrrrr.......
IanAllenBird: Whoops?
Genie_M: Freed from misery
L0rdX33n: Assume they were being horribly tortured and chose death
themercenary1987: BOmb Collars?
northern_ronin42: I don't remember if that can be prevented.
Makoforte: I don't think so...
Genie_M: Aim for the eyes Boo
simplydavemn: Sneak and backshoot?
northern_ronin42: Shot 3 times = 9 AP.
themercenary1987: Well at least these scientists are mad, I'd hate to be shooting sane scientists
Genie_M: 80hp instead of 30
L0rdX33n: Beej, I have vivid memories of us going through this before. Am I a crazy person?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: miniguns are really bad against armor
simplydavemn: Dogmeat Jenkins!
northern_ronin42: @L0rdX33n No I recall him being here prior too.
IanAllenBird: Dog meat down i think
Mazrae: did that just say dogmeat was hit for 165hp
northern_ronin42: Yeah I don't see the dogs outline.
Mazrae: i think it said dogmeat is dead
Makoforte: Dogmeat dead.
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northern_ronin42: Na, it'll be pretty clear when it blinds them.
northern_ronin42: Typically the goal isn't blinding, but huge damage crits.
L0rdX33n: Sigh
simplydavemn: Turns out he needs flesh to kill you though.
Makoforte: Tycho AND Dogmeat dead
Genie_M: Tycho
IanAllenBird: F
northern_ronin42: A reminder for at least dog meat, you can ask them to wait.
northern_ronin42: As dogs and gatling lasers don't mix.
Makoforte: Also yeah prisoners just doe that can't be fixed
simplydavemn: As a storytelling device loosing a companion in the final act add pathos...
CaptainSpam: Shot him in the eyes through the back of the head.
Izandai: Why do you have to click your gun so many times to reload it?
L0rdX33n: I need to be awake in 6 hours, goodnight
@SenshiSunPower: was expecting sims. forgot about time zones. lol
Genie_M: You can suggest them to stay
northern_ronin42: Because cycling the attack option, where reload is, requires a right click on the weapon.
LostThePirate: @Izandai It's cycling through 3 settings and sometimes he overshoots it. ...Repeatedly, heh.
Izandai: Aah
northern_ronin42: Can be anywhere on the weapon's pannel where you can see it says Single.
northern_ronin42: But you cycle between Single, Single (Targeted), and Reload.
Izandai: i c i c
northern_ronin42: And if you fuck it up and over click, you have to loop back around.
L0rdX33n: but he's still on the map
northern_ronin42: It's worse with auto weapons, as you go from Single, Single (Targeted), Burst, Burst (Targeted) and Reload.
Genie_M: Dogmeat soaks up one attack
Meltalar: reload?
northern_ronin42: Yeah he's on the map, he needs to be on another floor.
L0rdX33n: Leave him on the first floor
TacitusVigil: They died as they lived: In horrible pain
IanAllenBird: Can you leave dogmeat on the other floor or does that cause problems?
LostThePirate: Maybe have him stay outside of line of fire from that area?
northern_ronin42: Or the good boy WILL try to help.
shushu2539: we cannot let this dog die, not after what Angel and Cori did
northern_ronin42: He'll still be alive!
jamesk902: oops
Makoforte: There's a reason that the most efficient fallout run is often, somehow, no companions
therepoman__: Sup, how modded is our Fallout?
Makoforte: Not very
Makoforte: It's mostly fallout 1 in 2
LostThePirate: Our Fallout 2 is modded to run Fallout (1) and some graphical updates, but otherwise pretty normal.
Genie_M: Against a mountain of super mutants
L0rdX33n: gatling laser
northern_ronin42: Word of warning, Gatling lasers can still be dangerious with blind fire.
IanAllenBird: Oofa
L0rdX33n: I think starting on the north side might go better
northern_ronin42: Ahh, the dice gauntlet of late game fallout.
Makoforte: Good plan
@Revolver_Rossalot: Good dog 😭
northern_ronin42: Well, until Ian runs out of the room to punch a super mutant wielding a rocket launcher.
Makoforte: Try to talk to him again
Makoforte: You want a crown
L0rdX33n: yeah, one of those guys gives you his crown
Daring_Apprentice: Just popping in to say thanks for all the great content
Makoforte: Might be only possible after you kill all the mutants.
Daring_Apprentice: Been really appreciating the variety
Makoforte: It's. Been a while
r10pez10: mambo no 5?
L0rdX33n: Save?
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ThinksTooMuch: boop
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L0rdX33n: Have they been told to stay near you?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Thagnok: Morning Beej.
TXC2: how fall is our out?
SnackPak_: o/ TXC2
simplydavemn: Look around, see if you can disarm the prisoner bombs?
TXC2: hi SnackPak_
TXC2: we sure didn't get this screen in FO1
L0rdX33n: Yeah, this is a welcome addition in 1in2
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Firing line at the end of the hall with stay here?
Scarletdemon_1: meant to ask earlier, does the watch-time badge apply to time watched on mobile? #
Genie_M: Anywhere you watch logged in
Genie_M: I got it through android tablet
r10pez10: breathing in the chemicals of ass and butts sounds like it sucks
L0rdX33n: I saw someone was wearing brotherhood armor, which is slightly better
L0rdX33n: Pity you didn't get the second suit of power armor for someone
TXC2: Scarletdemon_1 we assume it does, but we have no proof of that
L0rdX33n: repair
simplydavemn: Sci9ence
northern_ronin42: Maybe science?
simplydavemn: I THINK you can turn off the bombs somewhere.
simplydavemn: Still got that science mag
L0rdX33n: ok, for real this time. I'm off to bed, but this continues to be a lot of fun and I'm glad I could help
TXC2: so long L0rdX33n sleep well
northern_ronin42: Mad? They don't even seem like Disgrunted Scientists.
MAPBoardgames: Slightly annoyed scientists?
MAPBoardgames: Howdy chat? How goes the falling out?
Genie_M: We're endgaming
TXC2: hello MAPBoardgames welcome
TXC2: we've got to church
northern_ronin42: I'm like 90% sure you can't stop the prisoners from blowing up if they get out.
simplydavemn: Looking at fallout Wikis it looks like no.
simplydavemn: Similar layout to your vault.
simplydavemn: master would be in upper right.
MAPBoardgames: I talked to the boss of the cathedral, asking after some pleasant dreams. But he promised only lies.
Izandai: I find it somewhat amusing that shooting people in the eyes–what you'd think would be an incredibly difficult and impressive shot–is casually part of your standard combat tactics.
MAPBoardgames: @Izandai Kinda. But it's basically clicking on heads.
Genie_M: 95 percent hit rate too
TehAmelie: that's just part of being an epic level adventurer
Izandai: @MAPBoardgames You know, you've got a point there.
Genie_M: That's the "stay close to me" tactics
simplydavemn: Maybe you just need to let one die as an example for the others.
Awfrigate: crash?
Izandai: Game what?
shushu2539: NOOOOOO
CaptainSpam: We're blind!
TXC2: booooo!
shendaras: eyes too strong
phoenixletmeuseadashd: You shot him so hard the game crashed
IanAllenBird: Whoops
Genie_M: You shot the game dead
Izandai: Well shit.
Meltalar: you shot the eyes of the game
LunarJade: oh no... how much did you lose?
HedWund: you blinded him so hard it crashed
schordash:

northern_ronin42: And back to Tech Support with Beej!
SnackPak_:

INCSlayer: how much gametime did we loose?
RainyMint:

Genie_M: Few minutes
RockPusher: We lived, even if the game didn't
LunarJade: that seems ok
Atarra: this time try not to shoot it in the code
RockPusher: Remember kids, save early, save often
INCSlayer: the more you save the safer you are
Genie_M: And stagger your saves
simplydavemn: I forget, could you close and lock that door?
INCSlayer: blind and liquified
TXC2: now that's a crit
mrcrashpandatw: @LoadingReadyRun
Izandai: I think the blinding is the least of what happened to that man.
northern_ronin42: In fairness, it is hard to see while you're a puddle.
CaptainSpam: "Super Mutant Soldier was turned into ashes, all except for its eyes, which survived pristine."
TehAmelie: i like how they merge together with their robes as they melt
mrcrashpandatw: @LoadingReadyRun beej do you have plans to play out bound at some point ?
Genie_M: This was very fast
NightBook1: I recently moved to Linux Mint and it feels odd seeing windows again
simplydavemn: Maybe let your guys mop up the purple robes and get into position to get the mutants from behind?
HedWund: oh snap, are we gonna hear Jim Cummings tonight?
Daring_Apprentice: What year is this game again? I don't know why but I always expected old Fallout to look less realistic
TXC2: Daring_Apprentice 1997 I think
HedWund: yeah it was 1997
Genie_M: This was when the satirical part was mostly in texts only
Daring_Apprentice: @txc2 Cool, that's neat to learn about!
TehAmelie: funny, i always rememeber a bit in Fallout 2 that dates its writing to exactly 1994
NightBook1: my brother was/is into it so I know its late 90s, 97 is probably correct
TXC2: if it's 97, it means that this was what Richard Dean Anderson was working on Before Stargate SG1
Izandai: Richard Dean Anderson is in this?
Genie_M: I always planned to play a chem addicted run... Never did in the end
TXC2: Izandai yeap, he plays a town Sheriff
Izandai: Neat.
TehAmelie: but yeah, wikipedia says 97, and FO2 was 98. guess the writers just managed to date themselves
simplydavemn: @Izandai Very early on. LIke a Shopkeep who asks you for help and rewards you with a weapon.
LostThePirate: @Izandai I can't remember if it's 1 or 2, but pretty sure he was in an early Fallout?
TXC2: LostThePirate he's in 1
LostThePirate: Gotcha
shushu2539: it seems people had been eating pizza over those computers
Genie_M: One hour left of the day?
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simplydavemn: Can you open the door along that wall?
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simplydavemn: Further up, bastthe next wall computer.
HedWund: lumberjacks are known for searching for traps
TXC2:
boy this place could use some viscera cleanup detail 
Makoforte: Nope
HedWund: the master has grown on the place a bit
INCSlayer: there is an item that stops it but its not psycho
Makoforte: This is what the crown is for
simplydavemn: Youre towards the end - I say go back to the locker room and do all the drugs!
MAPBoardgames: Either you use the crown or you healspam through it.
RockPusher: Have some ice cream.
Makoforte: Yeah
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northern_ronin42: Time to push some rocks I guess...
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Genie_M: Ice cream subs
Yerald:

TXC2:
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RockPusher: Okay everyone, get them that dunk tank!
hidingbox: Holy moly! Getting to that ice cream!
HedWund: gg's rockpusher
squire_muggins:

HedWund:

shendaras:
Icecream 
Genie_M: Yeah
Phailhammer:

MTigress: woo!
HedWund: dunk tank is coming for you
SnackPak_:

tehcrashxor:

ThorSokar: Dunk Tank here we COME
RainyMint:

simplydavemn: Pickpocket?
northern_ronin42: I haven't heard of the dunk tank... Who's getting dunked? I assume James...
Backbone666_: @RockPusher Thanks for the gift sub!
MTigress:

MaddogM: So who's going in the dunk tank?
MAPBoardgames: I think you just need to hold it
Makoforte: I believe so
TXC2: MaddogM James, since he suggested it, and then anyone else
hidingbox: The real question will be if we have to do it in time for Live tomorrow so it can actually be a bit
Makoforte: Might be time to save and heal up
MAPBoardgames: ^^
Awfrigate: should have recommended loading before getting the crown, that chip damage.
MTigress: so i've been in and out, but i believe the dunk tank incentive is james getting dunked into a tank full of pizza and ice cream?
TXC2: I'd Wager Adam would be up for it
northern_ronin42: Nullfier needs to be in the hand to be 'equipped'
TehAmelie: let's get nuffled!
RockPusher: hidingbox even if we got it right now I don't believe they are actually available this weekend
Genie_M: It'll be an event
Genie_M: Still have to unlock it
LostThePirate: @hidingbox I don't think they budgeted the time even if it was met early enough to coordinate.
Awfrigate: time for the coolest conversation of the game
Makoforte: You can talk'
RockPusher: Heck even "dunk tank" is negotiable since availability/practicality/etc
MAPBoardgames: You can.
RockPusher: But I'm sure James would put together something silly and fun
TehAmelie: hee, "nuffle" sounds so much like a fantasy world's pg-rated term for something super naughty
Genie_M: Master is in good condition
Zandivya: He makes a persuasive arguement
r10pez10: is this flesh thing okay
IanAllenBird: That sure is meaty
TXC2:
r10pez10 nope 
pleonasticTautology: eugh, getting very like. deltarune chapter 5 vibes
Genie_M: He dunked in FEV
@OVER-KiLL: Beej locked in after he crushed that country fried steak
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@OVER-KiLL: iCE Cream get 🍨
@OVER-KiLL: 🍕Pizza Party✅️🍨iCE Cream✅️
HedWund: yay Jim Cummings, the voice of winnie the pooh and many others
RockPusher: One Vision? Fried Chicken?
TXC2: THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
TehAmelie: is he trying to be Shodan?
TacitusVigil: Oh, bad news, Destiny was cancelled
shushu2539: seams reasonable
r10pez10: yeah fuck normies
Zandivya: Everyone is joining the X-Men!
r10pez10: only mutants with hot voices
simplydavemn: 1 option if you found mutant data
Saintnex: aren’t mutants sterile?
HedWund: there's ways to talk him down but idk if you have the info about the mutants
TXC2: Saintnex sure are
Izandai: Ah, didn't get to do the thing. Ah well.
MAPBoardgames: @Saintnex Yes.
r10pez10: does this thing get a magic card
IanAllenBird: Ouch
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Yup, but beej doesn't have the proof
MAPBoardgames: Violence it is.
Atarra: it's nukin time
TXC2: r10pez10 it did yes
TehAmelie: System Shock 2 was 1999, so i guess really Shodan is being this guy. but she did the "voice of legion" better
Makoforte: Yes but you have to habe the proof, though he has vrees data
Izandai: @Saintnex This is indeed the key thing. But Beej didn't find the thing to let him tell the Master so oh well.
simplydavemn: Recent past, or distant past.
Makoforte: Take out the lasers firsr
Genie_M: (cue ff7 boss fight tune)
Izandai: Oh!
MAPBoardgames: Remember: Violence is not the answer.
HedWund: the mutants are sterile
MAPBoardgames: Violence is the question, the answer is YES!
Shadwhawk: @r10pez10 The Master, Transcendent
Makoforte: Read the file in your pipboy
simplydavemn: IS someone else holding it?
MAPBoardgames: Did you read it?
northern_ronin42: Note, this non-volence requries several flags, and a speech test.
INCSlayer: did you also talk to her about it?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: That was the right dialogue path. Maybe didn't trigger the right flag
Makoforte: Oh
northern_ronin42: Note; murdering the master also works.
Awfrigate: Yeah, this game has incredible options, but buried so deep
INCSlayer: i also think you need a high enough INT and MED
Awfrigate: Back in lost hills
Makoforte: Look. You can just kill him.
simplydavemn: If not, at least you could get the first shots in.
Izandai: d'oh
northern_ronin42: I can tell you the ending of what talking him down does.
Izandai: Will we have to fight our way back in if we go?
HedWund: yeah, he dies either way really, but one way he feels like a failure first lol
r10pez10: i thought the master was from doctor who
northern_ronin42: Can save, murder then reload later if there's time to look into the alternate route.
Awfrigate: Maybe try getting the data tape back in main inventory? Maybe that's enough to trigger the flag, I don't remember
Izandai: @r10pez10 That's a different Master.
MAPBoardgames: Or you can detonate his nuke. All good answers!
Izandai: The Doctor Who Master got four Magic cards!
Makoforte: You might want to grab the tape off whoever has it, yeah
r10pez10: sorry mutant i only obey master hand
Awfrigate: Logically, just reading the report should be enough. But this game doesn't run off logic, hoping having the tape is enough
Genie_M: Master is a good villain name, turns out
Izandai: Quite.
Izandai:

Awfrigate: Yeah! it worked
HedWund:

MAPBoardgames: Now make a speech check.
HedWund:

Izandai: I think having him ask his mutants also works.
TacitusVigil: Yep, join the club buddy
northern_ronin42: @Izandai They'd have to be alive for that to work.
Izandai: Fair point.
Awfrigate: beat feet!
Makoforte: Leg it!
northern_ronin42: Don't forget to collect your dog on the way out.
simplydavemn: Dont forget the dog!
Genie_M: Remember to pick up Dogmeat
northern_ronin42: No you did exactly this before.
MAPBoardgames: You played through it. I had that same dream
Izandai:

r10pez10: beej that was real life
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northern_ronin42: Yep, live on stream, I was real shocked you where doing this again.
HedWund: they let you go, just book it
MaddogM:
Why would you watch a playthrough of it? 
RockPusher: Run away!
simplydavemn: You didn't play it or watch a friend play it in your youth?
Makoforte: i remember one year there were save problems
INCSlayer: you can also bypass him and kill the 4 mutant guards in the other room and turn on the nuke and just leave
Makoforte: keep running
the_lone_bard: I can think of at least 3 video essays that have that exact conversation and a clip of the escape off the top of my head.
MAPBoardgames: Those people standing there, like "where are they going in a hurry?"
simplydavemn: When I was young and had less access to games it could just be fun to hang out with a friend as they played...
RhymesWithMoose: This ending specifically shows up in a bunch of YouTube list videos
northern_ronin42: Love to think these surviving cultists just see you slam past in a blind panic.
r10pez10: so is this guy evil or misguided
Izandai: Definitely evil.
Makoforte: @r10pez10 yes
northern_ronin42: @r10pez10 Those are the same thing as far as fallout is concerned.
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simplydavemn: Which is also the sort of feeling we are replicating now.
Awfrigate: High end cinematic right here
Makoforte: he's both
shushu2539: so glad the dog is safe
commentarywife: I think you were playing exactly this at exactly the same time of day cause I remember waking up to it
TehAmelie: "hmm maybe i overdid it with the self-destruct"
Zandivya:

HedWund: you did the thing!
Makoforte: back to the vault
IanAllenBird:

Genie_M: It's fallout... Those words don't really mean anything anymore
TXC2: think how mind blowing that would have been in 1997
HedWund: yay Ron
TehAmelie: talking the boss to death was fairly original
INCSlayer: i have only gotten the "good" ending for necropolis once
HedWund: this was back when your choices mattered and there were multiple ways to complete objectives
northern_ronin42: @r10pez10 In as short as I can; He was using a virus that causes hyper evolution in an effort to evolve humanity to survive in the wasteland. As radiation messed up DNA too bad, he needed to conduct extremely amoral experiements and kidnap non-irradiated people (i.e vault dwellers) to create a race to fit that plan. But he was wrong, and he made a sterile race.
MAPBoardgames: My first playthrough, I destroyed the vats and the master without ever finding the waterchip
TXC2: NCR! NCR!
Izandai: That sure is lol
HedWund: yay mac!
r10pez10: northern_ronin42 wild
HedWund: you got a bunch of the good/decent endings sounds like
r10pez10: so do the numbered sequels actually continue in time order?
simplydavemn: So not the later brotherhood of steel.
TriuneSystem: Is this the end of the game?
Genie_M: Then they had to make a sequel very quickly
TXC2: r10pez10 largely yes
INCSlayer: putting killian in charge of junktown was supposed to be the bad ending for it but interplay forced them to change it because they didnt want the mobster to be the "good choice" for any of the endings
TXC2: TriuneSystem yeap
Makoforte: @northern_ronin42 he got exposed accidentally after finding the vats and it had a deleterious effect on his mental health
MTigress: gg
TacitusVigil: Good news! War has changed!
Genie_M: 76 is way before all this
northern_ronin42: @r10pez10 For a while, but Bethesda did there thing and eventually started hopping around in the desire to make new games.
TXC2: Fallout has always had negative continuity
HedWund: good job, now piss off -the overseer
simplydavemn: I think this mod also allows after play, so you can finish other things.
IanAllenBird: Clap
duke1102: Can we kill the Overseer now?
northern_ronin42: @TXC2 1 & 2 (and to what it matters, Tactics) where all purely liner and had connectiv tissue.
Makoforte: fallout 2 follows on from fallout 2 pretty well
RockPusher: Future historians get things wrong
TehAmelie: thank you dad! i mean, important quest giver man
TXC2: northern_ronin42 true
RockPusher: they only have so much data to work with
Makoforte: and then tactics was a game made by another studio
INCSlayer: if you have bloody mess you actually shoot the guy after the conversation
duke1102: @northern_ronin42 Is Tactics even considered canon?
TacitusVigil: I remember this episode of TNG.
r10pez10: !store
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northern_ronin42: Was only after Bethedia wanted to reboot, and endlessly make games without concern did it start to get mega sloppy.
Makoforte: then the company that made fallout went under and Bethesda bought the rights like 10 years later and none of the original writers or staff worked on fallout 3
TacitusVigil: Or...we sucker punch him and go back in
TehAmelie: we're getting sent to the west eh
northern_ronin42: @duke1102 Not any more, but when it was released (Despite being panned) it still linked with Fallout 1 & 2, and had the good sense to get out of CA so it could do its own thing with robots.
TacitusVigil: Fine, we'll make our own Vault. With blackjack!
HedWund:
you beat it, whale dong
I_Am_Clockwork: A more literal version of the end of the Hero's journy: The hero returns, but is so changed by their journey that they no longer fit in at home. In this case, the home no longer fits you.
HedWund:

Makoforte: nope
Marvoleath: "Too sad to wear power armor"
Dr_fragenstien: it's not an easy choice for him to make
Awfrigate: I thought it was such a bitter ending at first.
Izandai: He's got a point.
Makoforte: there's no coming back to the vault
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Genie_M: You no longer belong
Makoforte: lots
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Makoforte: congrats on finally finishing
TacitusVigil: What if we just lie and say the outside sucks?
HedWund: you go start the village that the next hero is born in generations later now
Dr_fragenstien: yeah he's got a point, the rest of the vault dwellers probably don't have the ability to save/reload XD
Awfrigate: You're right Beej, I thought if I got the "best" ending for all the places that things with the overseer would be different.
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Izandai: Even if he did let us back in, could we be happy living in the vault?
Awfrigate: I thought it was clue when he said "what if we're the only safe place in the world?"
hug_wolf: This was cool, thanks beej
Genie_M: Which is nicely done in the TV series too
r10pez10: i should probably watch the TV show
duke1102: Can't wait for Fallout season 3.
jamesk902: You can never go home again.
MAPBoardgames: Maybe you'll go off and found your own village somewhere?
northern_ronin42: I mean, after running away from 2 NUKES, some relaxation and not constantly worrying if that guy you see is going to try and kill you in your sleep might be nice.
RockPusher: I need to get around to watching S2 of the show
Genie_M: Tv show is quite entertaining
TehAmelie: oh right, there was a season 2
duke1102: @Genie_M It's very well done.
northern_ronin42: @r10pez10 As a known hater of the Bethesda stuff onward, the show's really good (but brutal)
TXC2: is Season 1 of the show still up on youtube?
Genie_M: They leaned more into current Fallout vibes (more satire and silly than earlier Fallouts) but it works really well on screen
simplydavemn: Cool, now that _THAT_ is out the way can we talk appliances?
TehAmelie: we're all happy that worked out!
r10pez10: they say beej is employed to this day
Genie_M: Coming of age, they call it
HedWund: i put the show in it's own universe with all the changes to locations, people and corporations.
IanAllenBird: Lol
duke1102: @HedWund Well, it plays way after the games I think.
northern_ronin42: That's what you call turbo plasmaing a mans skin off? A 'learning experience'?
HedWund: a new fridge can save you money
INCSlayer: welcome to fridge talk with Beej
Wolfstrike_NL: Another Appliance you say?!
r10pez10: are you gonna colour match your fridge to your miele
Genie_M: Appliances round 2
simplydavemn: Well it was a joke, but honestly the prior talks were fun...
TehAmelie: i believe something like 92% of people never go more than 100 miles from where they're born
MTigress: well see you just need to go on a journey to find a vacuum chip
simplydavemn: At least to me, can't speak for everyone.
MTigress: and a fridge chip
NonchalantAvenger: here's an interesting question. I've always wanted to ask you. When did you realize your sleep schedule and day your routine are more night. Nocturnal.?
HedWund: @duke1102 there's a bunch of timing that doesn't make sense for the games to the show and the NCR was bigger than just shady sands
MaddogM:
I have a working fridge I may need to get rid of in Victoria (Australia) 
Genie_M: Our Samsung fridge died after 15 years of work, did a good job
Molladia: @MaddogM Still good enough for a Garage Beer fridge?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @HedWund Shady Sands being bombed would still be a major blow
duke1102: @HedWund True.
Genie_M: Changed it into a much smaller one
quietcat: we have a samsung fridge and we are getting fed up with it, it randomly decided to go into showroom mode the other day. Luckily we noticed very quickly
simplydavemn: A quest to find vacuum parts. The "Deathclaw" is just a high colsterall bearclaw.
shushu2539: a fridge without wifi
Texan_Reverend: Always avoid the exterior water and ice dispenser. It's the number 1 failure point.
RockPusher: Dumb as a bag of hammers
TXC2: turns out "smart" apilences are a mistake
Genie_M: Electrolux is where I landed
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duke1102: I just have a pretty simple dumb fridge and freezer combo.
TriuneSystem: Wait, what's wrong with Samsung?
INCSlayer: what have i missed that makes samsung a bad purchase?
ThorSokar: Yes, one fridge no electronics please
r10pez10: might just be personal preference
the_lone_bard: The best fridge you can buy is a fridge designed to be a fridge.
Awfrigate: do you have an example? I'm having trouble picturing it
duke1102: Mine has fridge on the top, freezer on the bottom.
r10pez10: does nintendo make fridges
NonchalantAvenger: samsung monitors are pretty good
TehAmelie: i saw this fridge made in the 1950s that's proven quite indestructible. that might be the best fridge you can get but it'll cost more than a house
INCSlayer: i had missed that Clancy Brown did rhombus
TXC2: we still use a casket freezer, so big, so deep, it's great
shendaras: My grandmother has a Frigidaire from the 70s and it's still going.
INCSlayer: wait Keith David is in this?
HedWund: @phoenixletmeuseadashd true but if the capitol got bombed when they said in the show it was before NV happened in game and was never mentioned
Zandivya: Tony Jay...
TacitusVigil: There's always the Sony Morbius Limited Edition Refrigerator
Makoforte: megabyte.....
r10pez10: holy shit tress macneille
TXC2: CCH Pounder?!
INCSlayer: i believe it is just C C H
Genie_M: Khhhh
Mai_Andra: Clancy Brown up there, CCH Pounder
duke1102: @shendaras Oof, that sucker must like use so much electricity.
VinylMinty: RON PEARLMAN
IanAllenBird: Whoa
HedWund: the people they got for this was insane
DEATHlikescats: Cree summer!
Makoforte: @VinylMinty He's in every fallout game
TacitusVigil: David Warner! Chancellor Gorkon!
INCSlayer: these are the cream of the crop of voice actors of the period
SnackPak_: max the dog!
TriuneSystem: Frank "Megatron" Welker
simplydavemn: A lot of them before they really got famous.
Shadwhawk: Pam Segall is now Pamela Adlon, and she voices Bobby Hill
DEATHlikescats: rest well Frank and Jim
ThorSokar: Ron Perlman at the time woulda been cheap
Genie_M: Voice acting for games wasn't that big yet
MaddogM: @Molladia That's what I effectively use it for. I probably have to downsize my house at some point and have no idea if I'll have room for it
northern_ronin42: Yeah I'm not sure how famous a lot of these folks where at time of production.
INCSlayer: @TriuneSystem i think you mean Frank "Scooby-Doo" Welker
the_lone_bard: Remember that this was voice acting in the 90s... Where "Just get some random dude" was an acceptable voice acting strategy.
Texan_Reverend: When these folks were in it, they weren't huge stars, but they were good working character actors. Like, this is before the show Monk.
RhymesWithMoose: Ron Perlman jokes that he did it for 5 bucks and a ham sandwich.
TriuneSystem: Cree Summer was also Susi in Rugrats IIRC
HedWund: a different world was good
duke1102: The next appliance I will get early next year is either a monoblock AC or a portable split AC, because this summer was very rough here in Germany.
pleonasticTautology: wings rules
HedWund: wings was a laugh
DEATHlikescats: he’s great in Monktoo
pleonasticTautology: but yeah this is like. EVERY character actor
Snowwraith: I'm reminded how apparently Obsidian were told which big names they'd want for New Vegas and they said what if we go a tier less expensive and get a lot of smaller names instead of a few big ones.
TXC2: I'd say RDA was probably the biggest, coming off of McGuyver
Molladia: @MaddogM I'm looking currently myself, who knows maybe I'll buy it from you? LOL
DEATHlikescats: monk too
Makoforte: yup
NonchalantAvenger: nah
NonchalantAvenger: quake is too late
Izandai: lol
TehAmelie: i hope Ron got a decent paycheck for FO2 at least. all time great narration
INCSlayer: okay thats funny
Makoforte: the good ol' days
Izandai:

HedWund:

Mai_Andra: "Hillman" was the college the Cosby Show was always talking about, so I assume that's where Denise went.
Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks Q
simplydavemn: Must be original if they were talking up BBS.
Marvoleath: @duke1102 I got a decent portable, it works great, enough for two large rooms. But it's quite loud when cooling, not the best fit for a bedroom.
TriuneSystem: So was that the ending for fallout 1 or 2? I'm confused
HedWund: so glad i got to see the ending after watching the other bits of you playing
TehAmelie: thanks Jimthedinosaur
Texan_Reverend: Entertainingly, this game launched a few months after the first season of Stargate SG-1, so Richard Dean Anderson wasn't quite at the second career high.
TXC2: TriuneSystem just fallout 1
DEATHlikescats: drawer bottom freezer is legit best config
Genie_M: The fruit and veggies drawer is nice to have
INCSlayer: this is new and modded
Makoforte: it's simply 'you can just wander around exploring'
phoenixletmeuseadashd: This is just side quests optimal mode
northern_ronin42: World map I think.
Makoforte: there's no post game afaik
Texan_Reverend: I love full size dedicated fridge and full freezer next to eachother best, but that necessitates a significant amount of space.
Genie_M: Now find everything mode
PsychoI3oy: GG
Shadwhawk: Fallout 2 had some fun post-game stuff
duke1102: @Marvoleath Yea, they are always rather loud. I also will either get one with a dual hose system or mod the one I get to add a second exhaust duct, to maximize the efficiency. With just one exhaust it would always pull in more warm air. Might also insulate the hoses.
DEATHlikescats: well done!
IanAllenBird: O7
MungoDude: gg
Makoforte: you finally finished it
HedWund:

northern_ronin42: See you next Subathon, when Beej forgets he finished this.
TXC2: we finlly did it!
DEATHlikescats: o7
simplydavemn: It would be funny if someone modded thanos in now.
CaptainSpam: o7
Izandai:

Texan_Reverend: I'm really glad you got to finish it.
NonchalantAvenger: fallout 2 next year
commentarywife: !time
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Mai_Andra:

RockPusher: Beej encroaching on the House of Lies
jamesk902: It's been great watching you play this over the past few years Beej.
INCSlayer: lets skip and just do fallout tactics because noone ever does fallout tactics
duke1102: @duke1102 Or I'll get a Midea PortaSplit, which is a "portable" split AC.
northern_ronin42: Now Fallout 2 would be a good Beej plays.
MAPBoardgames: IIRC you beat the master with guns.
TXC2: been a great time watching
DEATHlikescats: @northern_ronin42 agreed!
schordash:
tysm! loved this ^ v ^ no matter the time in between 
Texan_Reverend: I _love_ heat pumps! I have a heat pump water heater and I'm plotting a switchover to heat pump HVAC in the next couple years when the system needs to be replaced.
pleonasticTautology: look into provincial incentives
commentarywife: I'm regretting getting our heat pump without the option for AC in the UK.
duke1102: Yea. It was very very very popular this summer. So they sold out everywhere and little stock that was there hiked up in price.
pleonasticTautology: seattle has incentives with like. HEAVY rebates for heat pumps, to the point where we're gonna try and get them in our entire building
Texan_Reverend: I would really like to go with Airspool units which can accept both grid power and direct solar connections. No need for grid-tied solar, large inverters, or massive batteries.
commentarywife: I've set myself an alarm to get one of these mini split type things in late October so the
Genie_M: I have to look up an ac which plays well with my smart home
duke1102: Issue with split ACs in a rental... landlord has to give their okay. And in some cases the city might say "f* you, can't do that, it will destroy the look".
mrcrashpandatw: @LoadingReadyRun beej time for outbound ?
Marvoleath: !next
TehAmelie: i saw a map of this system where you just have an air vent connecting to your building by a long pipe underground for a little bit of heating in winter and cooling in summer. seems almost like cheating
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simplydavemn: Sometimes places have dirrent definition of Apartment. Around here I just means a rented place, but other area of the world use Apartment similar to that way I use Condo. Owned, or rented?
DEATHlikescats: I’m at this point in my life where this is FACINATING
Texan_Reverend: There are also some really good vibration isolator pads which can go under the units. That will minimize the issue regardless of whether they're on the balconies or roof.
TXC2: if you're getting vibrations from it, it's not padded correctly
Texan_Reverend: I really appreciate how quite split units are.
duke1102: This summer definitely showed that there needs to be investments in proper heat protection, all over the country. Especially in hospitals and care places.
commentarywife: I need to work out a mini split that they can sell in the UK
Genie_M: Europe got heavily shocked this year
Texan_Reverend: You can also go with just two head unit: one in the bedroom and one in the living room. Everything else will settle out from those two, but you can guarantee the bedroom is comfy.
duke1102: @Genie_M Yea, because we rarely have ACs in private and such. And no proper heat protection either. Was rough. I slept in my basement for like a week because it was around 31°C in my bedroom.
commentarywife: The only real AC stuff in the UK is stuff that is portable and super inefficient, all in one units that aren't split
Vinewood_OG: Bonk
duke1102: @commentarywife Look if maybe Midea Porta Split is a thing in the UK?
Genie_M: @duke1102 Yeah I had almost 2 weeks of almost 30C at night... Didn't sleep well
MaddogM: mitsubishi make good split systems
RockPusher: Mitsubishi are very large players in the space is my understanding so well supported
duke1102: Mitsubishi also makes 3D print filaments.
commentarywife: Yeah I think I saw that but need to wait for the UK to stop panic buying them
TXC2: commentarywife well it's raining here now, so that'll happen any day now
Mai_Andra:

commentarywife: Haha yeah, I've set an alarm for October to buy one 😅
duke1102: @Genie_M I even ordered a monoblock AC on Amazon, but the seller cancelled the purchase, probably stock errors or something and it wasn't available anymore. Now I'll wait until early next year and probably buy a (used) Midea Porta Split.
TXC2:
I think installing AC yourself is a great way to set your house and/or self on fire 
Vinewood_OG: Ever
the_lone_bard: My neighbour has a brand new mitsubishi split system... I have a Teco split system. The past few months over winter I've had it running 24/7 and a second space heater to not freeze -_- The AC works fine though.
pleonasticTautology: yeah the pnw had a... fairly mild summer?
pleonasticTautology: comparatively
Genie_M: @duke1102 I went with wet blanket and fan....
Genie_M: They shortcut
commentarywife: Technology connections are great
Molladia: I dont need a heater in my office, I have a PC.
pleonasticTautology: we judge how bad summers are in seattle by "did we go to the er for severe dehydration or not"
HedWund: thanks for going back and doing the talking him down ending
pleonasticTautology: and this year we didn't lmao
duke1102: @TXC2 In fact, you are required to have a technician for the coolant stuff and well, a electrician would be good too, or your insurance might just say no if something happens later on.
TXC2: the shortcut and it's weird tumbnail
jamesk902: Thanks Beej
RockPusher:
No longer being taunted by the shortcut 
TXC2: duke1102 good points
INCSlayer: talk to us about your server beej
Genie_M: Another 30 second anime review segment?
duke1102: I mean, you could probably do bulk of the work yourself and then let qualified technicians approve it and do all the rest of the work.
pleonasticTautology: oh the rebates in seattle are waaay better rn
ThorSokar: some money is still better than no money I guess
RockPusher: Jaadugar is fantastic
duke1102: @INCSlayer I have a repurposed computer as a server with an Intel i5 9400F, 16 GB DDR4, RTX 2060.
pleonasticTautology: but yeah we're gonna write up a proposal to get heat pumps throughout the building
simplydavemn: If you have time for self reliance, then you have time for appliance.
duke1102: Jaadugar is refreshing, especially the art style.
the_lone_bard: Yeah that reminds me of some of the Victorian (Australia) rebates I'm aware of. "Would you like to set up a $4-5000 solar panel system? You can get back $600!" It's better these days, like a decade into the program.
INCSlayer: Has subbed versions of Patlabor EZY shown up anywhere?
Awfrigate: TGitS makes me so happy.
HedWund: dominion tank police was a great one, we watched that in my college club
Izandai: The new anime hews much closer to the original manga.
duke1102: Have you watched Mushoku Tensei (Jobless Reincarnation)?
INCSlayer: *writes down Beej builds a server during covid TTSF*
commentarywife: Huh, I was not expecting TGiTS recommendation from the anime weeb, I thought that was mainstream
INCSlayer: @commentarywife things can be good and mainstream
commentarywife: Indeed, just thought it would have been a given rather than "have you heard of this?"
INCSlayer: @shendaras Thank you so much
INCSlayer: ugh unraid paid NAS software (personal opinion only)
ThorSokar: the microtic home stuff is great and incredibly stable
Molladia: Did you get onto Plex Premium before it got expensive?
RockPusher: I have a 4U rackmount case with 2x 3 5.25 bays, both of those have 5x 3.5 disk enclosures in them, so 10x drive slots on the front
duke1102: Oof
TXC2: yikes
INCSlayer: @Molladia im soo happy i bought my plex pass lifetime in the far far past when it was 75USD
duke1102: I wish I had fiber here. I still only have VDSL. Germany in it's prime.
INCSlayer: @RockPusher my 4U has 24 3.5" bays in the front and 2 internal 2.5" slots
duke1102: @Molladia What makes Plex "better" than Jellyfin?
richard_ermen: Wild.
Genie_M: Paid, it's much more convenient to setup remote access
duke1102: HDDs or SSDs?
Marvoleath: @duke1102 It could be worse, I still have internet on a phone cable (even though the building 20 meters further down the street has fiber...)
duke1102: SSDs are so expensive right now.
Molladia: @duke1102 I didn't say it was, but I knew Beej was running Plex
Genie_M: Jellyfin needs more fiddling
INCSlayer: @duke1102 the interface is better for the end user. its easier to setup remote access. but if i was starting out these days i would just go with jellyfin
RockPusher: INCSlayer I like this since the backplane isn't built into the case - maximum flexibility to take it all apart and reconfigure it if needed
Genie_M: Plex just works
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Genie_M So does Jellyfin.
duke1102: Oof
duke1102: wtf
duke1102: That is dumb
IanAllenBird: Oof
INCSlayer: @phoenixletmeuseadashd i have used both and also emby and plex "just works" more than jellyfin does but not by much
RockPusher: I've never much like or trusted plex, but I'm also the sort of person who just plays stuff off a fileshare
terribleplan: I paid for lifetime plex pass, and will never use plex again. Made the switch to jellyfin years ago. Plex is borderline unusable for others if you don't pay for pass.
terribleplan: *if they don't pay for pass
RockPusher: Thank you Beej
shendaras:

phoenixletmeuseadashd: Thankfully the naming convention between the two is very similar so it's easy to run Jellyfin*and* plex is you want
duke1102: I run everything in Docker containers.
pleonasticTautology:
thank you for streaming, beej 
terribleplan: o/
PsychoI3oy: Thanks for Fallout n stuff Beej!
shushu2539:

IanAllenBird:
O7 thanks for streaming 
TXC2: thanks for streaming Beej
HedWund:
thanks Beej for entertaining us

danisfine:
thanks Beej 
INCSlayer: im gonna watch the old VOD of you building your server
schordash: goodnight beej o7
pimiento:

commentarywife: Thanks Beej!
schordash:

Peter_Chordash:

Wolfstrike_NL: No posted patch-notes today
pn55:
Thank you Beej! 
Genie_M: I use jellyfin, but needed a bit more setup and fiddling - it works now but I can see why Plex is more convenient
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath oh, sorry, vdsl is also phone cable, still twice as fast as what I have here
Molladia: Thanks Beej
Zandivya: Heard it was storming in Van. I don't know how much of that you catch in Victoria
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the strem! later Beej
LunarJade: slay the princess
TXC2: it's KISSING day!
pleonasticTautology: lol
duke1102:
11 AM Saturday here in Germany right now. 
RockPusher: Dale and Kathleen slaying a princess
Marvoleath: !events
duke1102: Sleep well Beej!
simplydavemn: Always fun to just hang out and listen to you. Very good parasocial engagement as always.
HedWund:

Mai_Andra: Date games it seems
RainyMint: G'night Beej!
LunarJade: don’t forget to mute the mic
Molladia: Awww Beej loves us
skintbint: in 20 minutes beej only dropped one viewer, what a captivating person he is
Marvoleath:
@skintbint and he only did it to have 609, which is kinda nice 
TXC2: 100% Beej pointing at LunarJade 's comment there
simplydavemn: Beej isn't quite at Bob Ross/Fred Rogers level, but is a lot closer than anyone I can think of off the top of my head.
Noy2222: It begins
Riiiiiiis: morning chat
commentarywife: Can we assume that the mod to autoclick the "likes video games" has been activated?
TXC2: hello Riiiiiiis welcome
RockPusher: Now will he remember to update the stream title and category?
Bright5park: It Begins
IanAllenBird: Mordu
RockPusher: Morduu
TXC2: SIMS!
CaptainSpam: Aaaaaand we're back!
RainyMint: Morduuu
Didero: Good morning!
Wolfstrike_NL: The Final Beginning
duke1102: Oh uh.
Didero: Oh, sorry, I mean: Sul sul!
Genie_M: Still snowing
LoadingReadyRun: OK, I haven't left yet. But in ten minutes I'll be gone.
TehAmelie: the grim reaper is hacking the planet. just another day in The Sims
TXC2: dart board, on the pool tank....what could go wrong
simplydavemn: Ahhjust like we have been hearing: The Death of Games.
duke1102: Can we have a prediction on how many fires will break out?
LunarJade: @loadingreadyrun see you soon
RockPusher: Stream details update reminder Beej
shendaras:
100 hours 
TehAmelie: given certain interpretations of "play"
Didero: Stream still says 'Fallout'
RockPusher: Oh
RockPusher: HAL toilets tonight
Marvoleath:
This is the Vault 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: new toilets?
RainyMint: Omg new toilets?!
CaptainSpam: I assume the Sims game is paused during the day?
commentarywife: My stream still says MTG but perhaps it hasn't refreshed properly since i went to bed
TXC2: CaptainSpam yes
CaptainSpam: Excellent.
simplydavemn: Who put a glass door on the toilet?
@OVER-KiLL: Thanks for the stream Beej! Be safe.
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
RockPusher: and different replacement fridges?
Genie_M: Fallout works if the usual things happen
Critterbot: @commentarywife Says Fallout for me so should probably change it before leaving.
TXC2: title does say "with mods" so maybe is many, MANY mods....
Genie_M: This is Vault 121818
RockPusher:
The VR gaming system still broken as a monument to this problem room 
Marvoleath: There is Alex in there, nuclear fallout is not out of question
Earthenone: fallout with mods, is basicly the sims
IanAllenBird: Oh that thing in the middle room looks ready to start a fire
northern_ronin42: @Marvoleath I'm more worried about Bartleby in that regard.
RockPusher: Yalma!
northern_ronin42: Wait, toilet upgrades?
northern_ronin42: Maybe these won't be awful for ever?
Shadwhawk: That's a lot of puking
RainyMint: BEN NO
TXC2: only one toilet has a door?
IanAllenBird: Ben....
CaptainSpam: That is not socially acceptable, Benjamin!
MaddogM: one of the new toilets is already filthy
RockPusher:
Bad Ben! 
Marvoleath: @TXC2 I think that's just shower cabin?
Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun Stream title still says Fallout, just fyi
TXC2: Marvoleath nah, it seems to be a toilet
Marvoleath: oh nvm
RainyMint: Uh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: CAMERON!
northern_ronin42: Wait, is cam just naked?
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey Beej, if you're here, could you click away the achievement in the top right, those are rare but do keep notifications clogged
RainyMint: Cameron...
Marvoleath: CAM
TehAmelie: juice pong, the most wholesome version of pingpong
Wolfstrike_NL:
Thank you 
TXC2: title change!
Riiiiiiis: yaaayy
Didero: Thanks Beej!
shushu2539: but if your sim know your parents...
RockPusher: Heather's cleaning worked!!!!!
TehAmelie: Cam looks like he forgot something
Riiiiiiis: Chat likes to be labeled correctly!
CaptainSpam: Glad someone's cleaning the toilets, at least.
RockPusher:

KitteyWolf:
hey chat. i'm messing with some CC to use for creepydoll and Bartelby so Ben doesnt need to use the sliders if he doesnt wanna... what do we think? https://i.imgur.com/mLsbnjp.png
RainyMint:
Toilet cleaned! 
northern_ronin42: People did before, but it never worked!
Whatsit_the_Git: i've never seens Sims 4 "behave" for so long before.
northern_ronin42: Heather is the chosen one!
LunarJade: neat
RainyMint:

sallomon33: Hi everyone, I don't see any patchnotes in the Discord, has Ben forgot? Cuz I can see that at least the toilets have changed
TXC2: right chat I'm off, I'll see y'all for Princess slaying !
IanAllenBird: O7
RockPusher: later TXC2
northern_ronin42: Why patch note when you can discover.
Riiiiiiis: c ya TXC
TXC2: sallomon33 apprantly no patches this night
sallomon33: Bye TXC2!
Wolfstrike_NL: No notes, but patches
kerryg137: Hey yall! Passed out from exhaustion last night before the ant farm started, who died >:)
IanAllenBird: What is the sparking thing?
northern_ronin42: I haven't noticed any odd absences yet, save for Cam's clothing.
sallomon33: Why patch note when you can off in the ven hot food oven out in cold food
northern_ronin42: @IanAllenBird It's a VR gaming set up.
IanAllenBird: Ah ok
northern_ronin42: Oh the fridges aren't burnt down anymore.
Dr_fragenstien: where did the shower go?
KitteyWolf: i see ben abandoned the toilet stalls lol fair
RockPusher: kerryg137 Jordynne got electrocuted but got better, dunno if anyone else had any incidents after I went to sleep
Whatsit_the_Git: it's not safe to talk to myself in the mirror anymore, sadge
KitteyWolf: @Dr_fragenstien the showers are on the wall they're just simple wall showers now
IanAllenBird: Showers are wall units now
KitteyWolf: they're lockerroom style showers
kerryg137:
Gotcha! Thx
@RockPusher
Dr_fragenstien: aah i see them
commentarywife: Ah looks like shower is still there but he's put an invisible wall there so we can see the kitchen too
northern_ronin42: Though one's still burnt down.
Marvoleath: Bartebly using two toilets kinda checks out
Whatsit_the_Git:
studio lighting in the bathroom
someone getting fried or crushed after a foggy shower
IanAllenBird: The number or location of gnomes seems to be different
LoadingReadyRun: Good god, I'm moody
Marvoleath: why mess one, when you can mess up two
Riiiiiiis:
I was hoping for all three 
r10pez10: not as bad as ben
Didero: Where in the LRR Discord would one find the Sims patch notes?
TacitusVigil: @LoadingReadyRun Hi Moody, we're Chat!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: as someone unfamiliar with the sims, why are several of them starting to petrify?
Wolfstrike_NL: Awooo to Ben
r10pez10: Didero that'd be in the thread in lrr-content
IanAllenBird: There's a thread under lrr content
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @LoadingReadyRun Hi Moody, I'm Dad.
shendaras: @Didero It's under lrr-content in a thread.
RockPusher:
I mean, fighting The Hunger takes an emotional toll I imagine 
northern_ronin42: @LoadingReadyRun Everyone in this house is pretty moody, but they've been stuck with their coworkers for several days with the worst toilets and several fires and also bartleby, so I get it.
Wolfstrike_NL: None notes today
Didero: Thanks all!
Taveena: did she just say miku
Whatsit_the_Git:
hi chat, i'm chat 
r10pez10: i forget it's like 24 people
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
sallomon33: Bartleby... what are you doing...
Whatsit_the_Git:
located entirely inside this sad apartment? affirmative. chatting it up and down

theymerLoviatar: Sul sul chat! I missed last night, what's the haps
RockPusher: Even Serge has lost patience with wereBen
sallomon33: @northern_ronin42 And also LITERAL GRIM REAPER since day 2
kerryg137: This smart chat is clearly a stinky chat, there's grilled in stink lines @LoadingReadyRun
RainyMint:
Uh oh we've got drama, everyone is getting fed up with Ben 
RockPusher:

sallomon33: Or day 3, sorry
theymerLoviatar: Ben finally *pissing* everyone off?
Taveena: is everyone just panicking because ben is here
CaptainSpam: Ben's werewolf routine is getting old, I see.
RainyMint: Ben no!
commentarywife: I do always find it funny how they clean puddles without fixing the source
sallomon33: Creepy Doll being scared
sallomon33: Lol
RainyMint: Ben...
Mai_Andra: fancy toilets... three of them, even...
Summerlithi: I see things are going well
Whatsit_the_Git: D: it's the Grim Reaper! he won't stop trying to sell me vapes bro
TehAmelie: oh no, the sink again
CaptainSpam:
You broke the ding dang kitchen sink, Ben! Bad! Bad! 
kerryg137: Ben needs the kennel
RockPusher: James. James plz.
IanAllenBird: Lmao
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
theymerLoviatar: Methinks Ben needs a crate
Marvoleath: Grim Reaper reaching down the sink, what died in there?
Mai_Andra: No-Longer-Never-Nude Freedom!
RockPusher: Bold
TehAmelie: at least he's in the doghouse as far as everyone in the house is concerned
Taveena: oh ben's better now
sallomon33: James just chilling nude in the middle of a snowy weather
IanAllenBird: Out in the snow in the buff
commentarywife: James going for an outside naked swing in the snow
Whatsit_the_Git:
they made an avatar of the 
CaptainSpam: Your attention please: Graham has identified the perch. This is not a drill.
Marvoleath:
@Whatsit_the_Git There is Gibb and Creepy Doll, and
as well!
Wolfstrike_NL: James ffound clothes \o/
Taveena: kathleen what are you doing
Whatsit_the_Git:
@Marvoleath
we're dooooooomed
TehAmelie: @Taveena stalking!
RainyMint: What do you mean? That's always how Kathleen walks
Whatsit_the_Git: the first thing i did launching Sims 4 was learn how to disable the invasive gnomes. it got old really fast.
commentarywife: At least Ben is fixing things after breaking them earlier
RockPusher:
Well done Adam 
RockPusher: Plumbed that sink good
TehAmelie: Harry the handy doll here
Taveena: gAH
Dr_fragenstien: I see cori has mastered instant transmission
Taveena: did cori just teleport through creepy doll
LoadingReadyRun: OK, folks. I"m outta here.
TehAmelie: collision detection can be so annoying
IanAllenBird: O7
TehAmelie: bye Beej!
Wolfstrike_NL:
Have a good rest Beej 
RockPusher: 'night Beej
Marvoleath: goodnight Beej, thanks for the stream again!
LoadingReadyRun: Seeing my wife asleep made me realize I should join her.
RainyMint: Bye Beej!
CaptainSpam: Good night, Beej!
commentarywife: Night beeJ
RockPusher:

LoadingReadyRun: Yes, in the game.
Taveena: okay so one of the brunette women is jordynne- OH the other one is angel, duh. brain.
GirlPainting: A german travels to america. The Border officer askes:" Occupation?" "No, just visiting!"
RockPusher: Taveena this braining business is hard
Summerlithi: Where do the patch notes go?
TehAmelie: Angel has discovered the guppy. that's funny even if it's just her learning about guppies existing
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
Taveena: Gibb is a level 2 gamer!!
RockPusher: Matt looking at the broken shitter and noping out
CaptainSpam: Matt takes one look at the toilets and decides he does not want to be responsible for that.
NeoGetz: Good Morning all
Wolfstrike_NL: @Summerlithi No patch notes today by Ben- other days are in lrr discord -> #Lrr-content -> Subathon: Sims 4 Overnight thread
TehAmelie: all the king's horses and all the king's men can never make these toilets clean again. . .
RockPusher: Morduuu!
IanAllenBird: Morduu
RainyMint: Morduuuu!
Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuu
definenull: Morduuu
IanAllenBird: Ha Ha!
NeoGetz: Akrii!
RockPusher: #MorduClub
RainyMint:
Let's go, one of the toilets got fixed and cleaned! 
Wolfstrike_NL: Everyone getting magic sickness again
IanAllenBird:

Taveena: man they are VERY good at beer pong
Taveena: Mordu indeed.
sallomon33:

NeoGetz:

RockPusher: Yalma!
RainyMint:

IanAllenBird: It's all that desert bus practice
northern_ronin42: Death really putting int he work.
RockPusher:

Wolfstrike_NL: 2 toilets are pissing theemselves now
sallomon33: @northern_ronin42 Turns out including Death in the household was the best decision Ben could've made
theymerLoviatar: @Wolfstrike_NL people often consider the ramifications of sentient toilets, but no one ever stops to think - what if self-pissing toilets?
theymerLoviatar: oh has anyone woohooed?
northern_ronin42: There's definitly two people in that bed...
Wolfstrike_NL:
Not yet 
theymerLoviatar: Moonbase Celibate Polycule then
IanAllenBird: I think just respectful sleeping next to one another
hyralt: studio lights in the bedroom with the double bed. is that studio X?
TehAmelie: the studio lights might not improve the mood for romance
RockPusher: ♫ Morduuu ♫
RainyMint: Morduuu!
sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar Turns out putting them into a dollhouse makes them sexless just like dolls
Taveena: Ringlar DOES yeed habata, Paul. You're so right.
theymerLoviatar: "Samsung, oblique," states Paul
RainyMint: I was gonna say aw Paul sad but the power of morduu has lifted his spirits
Taveena: no-one can resist Mordu
sallomon33: Mordu, the Wonderdrug
sallomon33: Damn that sounds like the name of a legend in MTG lol
theymerLoviatar: do we know what Mordu means or do we have wild headcanons
flatluigi: something morbid and evil
Wolfstrike_NL: I think it's mostly when talking about morbid topics
Taveena: i like to assume it's how you say "good morning/hello" in mordor
RockPusher: I dunno about evil
Taveena: ben just. screaming.
RainyMint: AHHHHH
theymerLoviatar: tbf Reaper screamed also
sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar I would guess 'Hello!" but in the 'Ex-cuuse me (princess)' way
IanAllenBird: As one does
RainyMint: Sometimes you just need a good scream
theymerLoviatar: Wait, the Grim Reaper is ill?
RainyMint: Oh no poor Grim
Wolfstrike_NL: I think Heather tried to hypnotise Matt there, then discovered he wasn't clean enough to bite
RockPusher: Grim apparently not immune to the transmissible condition
sallomon33: Apparently it's the Ill Reaper now
Molladia: Grief? on no, what happened in the last 30 that I missed?
TehAmelie: "hadly surprising in this weather, hoho
theymerLoviatar: Must be all the sharing of that one coffee pong ball
Wolfstrike_NL: Noone new
RockPusher: Wolfstrike_NL would be a decent improvement on being to stinky to even think about
RainyMint: Gibb grieving? ... What happened?
theymerLoviatar: Gibb misses Harry 1.0 I guess
TehAmelie: oh, people die now and then but then they reincarnate
sallomon33: @Molladia I think the Sims haven't got over the fact that Heather or Jordynne died over these sessions despite of them being revived lol
theymerLoviatar: wait, what did Jordynne die of?
RockPusher: Gibb was primary witness to Jordynne's electrocution last night - she got better but I think Gibb still remembers
Taveena: that makes sense. gibb is traumatized.
Mai_Andra: the bunny slippers...
RainyMint: Jordynne got eletrocuted trying to fix the TV
IanAllenBird: Ahh
RockPusher: She was trying to fix the game console in the lounge and has bad luck
Taveena: bartleby and creepy doll being friends bodes well,
theymerLoviatar: died in the line of fire, like an editor should o7
sallomon33: @Taveena Those eyes are empty... only trauma remains
sallomon33: Oh hey Serge cooking
TehAmelie: it feels a bit Chrono Trigger future time dystopian. your party members have been revived and their HP restored. . .but you still feel sad.
r10pez10: this is after heather's electrocution?
Mai_Andra: Do you smell what the Serge is cooking?
WriterRaven: @TehAmelie I call that a day that ends in Y...
Wolfstrike_NL: Day 1 Creepy Doll starved and Graham drowned, but both got revived by Death || Day 2 Heather electrocuted herself at the very end, Ben restored her somewhat for day 3 || Day 3 the game died for 2h || Day4: Jordynne electrocuted but also got revived || Nothing yet today
sallomon33: I'm actually curious what lvl James is in playing the violin/fiddle cuz last time I heard him play it sounded pretty good actually
RockPusher: Bleffy!
Wolfstrike_NL: I believe James got up to lvl 6
RainyMint: BLEFFY
thingo314: BLEFFY
Wolfstrike_NL: on violin
IanAllenBird: Uh oh
Taveena: Bartleby caught fire?
RockPusher: Bartleby noooo!
theymerLoviatar: BURN THE BEAST
RainyMint: BARTLEBY
sallomon33: BURN BARTLEBY, YEEES
Wolfstrike_NL: O no Bartleeby!
thingo314: on bartleby is on fire
RainyMint: D:
Molladia: BLEFFY
hidingbox: uh oh
TehAmelie: the fireplace, who could have seen this coming?
IanAllenBird:

WriterRaven: Burntleby!
sallomon33:

theymerLoviatar: more like BartleBYE
sephsays: Huh, I'd've thought Bartleby would repel flames
mirshebs: OH SNAP A BLEFFY NOT IN THE KITCHEN?
NeoGetz: where are all their pocket extinguishers now?
sallomon33: Burn the child (I think)!
TehAmelie: Bartlbeque
Phailhammer:

RockPusher: Ben Responder
hidingbox: the grim reaper walking by be like: Not my job today.
Wolfstrike_NL: Deeply cursed
RainyMint:

Taveena: thank you First and Ben
sephsays: I love how slowly the fire brigade just... strolled into the room
MTigress:

IanAllenBird: O7 Ben Responder
theymerLoviatar: Bartleby just wanted to match Gibb, Harry and Grim I guess
Mai_Andra: Gibb feeling so many things right now...
Molladia: I thought that door was going to stay open for a moment
KitteyWolf: alex went and threw up. walked away still needing to pee
RainyMint: Poor Gibb...
IanAllenBird: Yeowch
RockPusher: First time I've seen that the crew didn't put it out themselves before the fire brigade got there
sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL And by 'restored somewhat' Wolfstrike means that now we have bizarro Heather with a messed up face lol
Mai_Andra: Nelly... no chopping food in the buff... safety hazard...
theymerLoviatar: Adam sneakily puts down an empty bowl and looks around like he's going to walk away from it, fully dissociates instead
IanAllenBird: He's got Boxers at least
TehAmelie: meanwhile Cori is just thriving
theymerLoviatar: Heather never free of the goddamn turlet
Taveena: so what's with the ghost?
Molladia: oh i hadn't noticed, we have new toilets
Marvoleath:
it's 
RockPusher: Spoopifer having a chat with the toilet
Taveena: Oh! Of course.
Wolfstrike_NL:
@Taveena 
TehAmelie:
our beloved 
r10pez10: how are the cyber toilets already stinky
theymerLoviatar: Spoopifer! Get off the counter! Your father has clearly taught you bad manners
RockPusher: Spoopifer what are you doing on the bench?
IanAllenBird: Spoopifer is the mascot for let's nope basically
RainyMint:
Spoopifer why are you up there? 
thingo314: oh that toilet is atrocious
theymerLoviatar: Looking at those toilets, more like LoadingReadyRuns amirite
Marvoleath: it seemed to be the dedicated vomit toilet
Taveena: god the grim reaper just KEEPS putting in the work
Marvoleath: at least it's popular use of it
sallomon33: Grim cleaning commences!
Taveena: Grim Plumber
RainyMint: Somebody has to do it...
Wolfstrike_NL: We still having pissing toilets
thingo314: does grim have a sense of smell?
Molladia: oh it's a clover, I've thought it was sickness all week
northern_ronin42: I guess after you've done "The embodiement of death" for forever, any job seems pretty easy.
theymerLoviatar: At least this stream is proving two or even three toilets is not enough for twenty sims
IanAllenBird: I don't think Sims know about lactaid
TehAmelie: i love when they do the gotta pee dance and raise their arm like an adult is going to come help
thingo314: its why lrr has the secret bathroom
Taveena: i heard someone just mention belopa...
MaddogM: I'm pretty sure the clean toilets swapped a couple of times, and they're all broken, but clean atm
RockPusher:

Mai_Andra: Heather cleaning up all the blood off the counter
RockPusher: Paul having shower thoughts
theymerLoviatar: and the ectoplasm from Spoopifer standing there
RayneOfSalt: g'day gang
RayneOfSalt: what's shakin?
theymerLoviatar: apparently it's going to be NYE ingame
Taveena: bartleby caught fire but they're fine now
TehAmelie: we're just hitting midwinter, huh
sallomon33: @RayneOfSalt New, cyber toilets, bartleby caught fire, Grim Reaper continues to carry the plumbing in this house
theymerLoviatar: James that is nowhere near the peeing room. why did you go there needing to pee.
northern_ronin42: Bartleby is a lot of things.
theymerLoviatar: not flammable enough
TacitusVigil: Who is the ghost?
Molladia: AVatar showing Serge, why are we following Alex?
sallomon33: @RayneOfSalt I mean yes, they're a puppet
Invitare: Spoopifer
RockPusher:
TacitusVigil 
MaddogM: well the peeing room has nowhere to pee currently
northern_ronin42: @TacitusVigil Spoopifer, but he's always been like that.
Taveena: why is matt glowing green
IanAllenBird: Sometimes it gets stuck without switching
RayneOfSalt: @sallomon33 I thought they were an eldritch horror that'd taken the form of a puppet?
sallomon33: @northern_ronin42 He's just #LikeThat
Marvoleath:
revealing their inside person while showering
theymerLoviatar: Oh hey, flash of Spoopifer's human form again
theymerLoviatar: That kid has a hell of a head of hair
RockPusher: James determined to learn how to play all the instruments it seems
RainyMint: Mood honestly
TacitusVigil: Just like in real life
sallomon33:
@RayneOfSalt That does not disprove my answer 
Wolfstrike_NL: Nelson being a Twitch Chatter
northern_ronin42: @Taveena So do I, but I'm typically alone for htat.
Mai_Andra: the Valorant Classic
RayneOfSalt: @sallomon33 that's fair
sallomon33: JameSim seems to be very musical huh
RayneOfSalt: I haven't been online much in the last couple years, so I am quite a bit behind on the lore
sallomon33: First violin, now guitar
theymerLoviatar: what if James spent all of DB learning instruments
Wolfstrike_NL: He'd have to join Zeta
Taveena: james learning the tabs for the imperial march
RayneOfSalt: Alrighty, I did just want to pop in and say g'day. I was at the MtG Super Series today to cheer on a friend who playing, and I am buggered.
Taveena: acoustic dawnguard cover
RainyMint: Uh oh looks like Ben is gonna awooo again soon?
RayneOfSalt: More social interaction than I've had in 3 months today
TehAmelie: we'll leave the floor scorched in honor of bleffy, of course
sallomon33:
Btw, for those who aren't on the Discord, Ben mentioned that he might do a Sim dollhouse segment during his shift on DB! 
RainyMint: Oh. All the toilets are broken
northern_ronin42: @sallomon33 I hope it is a dollhouse the size of, and shape of, the Desert Bus.
sallomon33: So we might see more of the SimFolrrk this year
sallomon33:
@northern_ronin42 
Taveena: yeah ben's definitely doing something right now huh.
TehAmelie: oh no, is there a line forming to people finding out the toilets are unusuable?
RayneOfSalt: I did get an awesome custom Cat token from mtg artist Alice Prime today tho. somehow it ended up looking almost exactly like one of my irl cats
northern_ronin42: @RayneOfSalt Awesome!
sallomon33: @RayneOfSalt What cat breed?
Wolfstrike_NL: I wonder if only the Male Sims can actually piss now
RayneOfSalt:
@sallomon33 grey tortiseshell 
sallomon33:
@RayneOfSalt
I have never heard of that one
northern_ronin42: So folks more experienced with Sims, does the color of the selection diamond over the current Sim mean anything?
KitteyWolf: everyone needs to stop peeing themselves lol
Taveena: oh good
RayneOfSalt: @sallomon33 she's a tortiseshell, but grey instead of black
r10pez10: green is good red is bad
Summerlithi: Of course if Cameron was going to cook it would be Gourmet food
Molladia: AWOOOO
RainyMint: Awoooooo!
Wolfstrike_NL: Awooo 2 for tonight
RayneOfSalt: @sallomon33 so grey fur speckled with ginger and white streaks and patches
Taveena: oh. bye ben.
sallomon33: @northern_ronin42 Yes, it's their overall state, mood can change easily from a singular happy/inspiring/etc. thing, while that one is purely based on the 6 needs
Wolfstrike_NL: @KitteyWolf None dares to sit on the toilets atm cause they are leaking
sallomon33: At least from what I observed
RayneOfSalt: @northern_ronin42 it's the cutest lil cat token. if I could get discord working I'd post a pic
Molladia: Thankyou gibb for doing repairs
sallomon33: @RayneOfSalt I see
TehAmelie: one shower is gushing water, the other is burnt and gushing water. . .should still be useful for showering though
RayneOfSalt: but discord wants either my gov id or a video of my face and my elderly butt ain't giving them either of those lol
RainyMint: Oh man that bathroom is not doing great...
MaddogM: How did the toilet get dirty when it's broken?
Summerlithi: The Gnomes are breeding I see
Mai_Andra:
Wouldn't a Canadian werewolf say "Awooga!" (because "Wendigo" sounds similar to "Winnebago" ) 
northern_ronin42: Someone call Death to fix the plumbing... Again.
CaptainSpam: "Why can't we just have dinner in this house like a NORMAL family?" *studio audience laughter*
RainyMint: Omg everything in that bathroom is breaking...
RayneOfSalt: @sallomon33 they're known for being almost exclusively a female cat colour, and for being extremely opinionated. ~98 to 99.3% of tortiseshell cats are XX female, the others are XXY male.
TehAmelie: Wereben had to go ballistic on the sink AGAIN
sallomon33: @Mai_Andra For some reason you made me imagine Flowery from Deltarune as a werewolf lol
northern_ronin42: @CaptainSpam You know, this could use a randomly spaced laugh track.
RayneOfSalt: arg.. sorry, cats are my special interest and i become an unskippable cutscene when i get to talk about them
northern_ronin42:
@RayneOfSalt And that makes you different from any other cat owner.... how? 
CaptainSpam: @northern_ronin42 There HAS to be a laugh track mod, right?
Wolfstrike_NL: *ssubscribes to cat facts*
sallomon33:
@RayneOfSalt Oh no that's fine, just maybe wait till Discord starts working for that cuz it feels more appropriate there than in Twitch chat 
northern_ronin42: @CaptainSpam I wouldn't even go that far. I'd just also play a random laughtrack like they did with the steel beam falling that Desert Bus.
TehAmelie: i waited long to see that painting up close. some solid van quality art
RainyMint: An hour of silence randomly interrupted with the Thwomp noise. Ah that was a good Desert Bus...
RockPusher: Because I could not plumb myself / Death kindly plumbed for me / the sink they fixed where hands be washed / after I go to pee
RayneOfSalt:
@northern_ronin42 
sallomon33: Huuu-maaan
RainyMint: Good lord those toilets...
Summerlithi: Those more toilets
theymerLoviatar: feels a little counterproductive to mop a shower floor while someone is showering
Molladia: Spoop, dont walk in then walk away, CLEAN IT
Summerlithi: *poor
sallomon33: Wait, Grim JUST cleaned them
sallomon33: How did they already get this stinky
IanAllenBird: We're back to night 1 levels of filth but for different reasons
theymerLoviatar: cannot unsee naked Harry
Marvoleath:
"naked" Harry is somehow even more creepy

RainyMint:

RockPusher: Spoopifer and the toilet seem to be getting along well
sallomon33: @IanAllenBird Tbf this is better cuz they can at least use the toilets (and have enough beds)
theymerLoviatar: Nelson taking washing your hands after potty time to the next level and showering instead of washing his hands
tryllebanjoUnofficial: WAIT. Have there always been a Bartlesim in the house?!
sallomon33: Also wait, seems Ben also replaced the fridges with a new model
RainyMint: Yep!
theymerLoviatar: @tryllebanjoUnofficial they tried to burn it but it persists
IanAllenBird: This year, yeah
northern_ronin42: @tryllebanjoUnofficial For this year at least.
Marvoleath: this year, yes
sallomon33: @tryllebanjoUnofficial Yes
sallomon33: Well, this year, yeah
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
Incredibly how I somehow missed that. Gotta get me some new eyes, methinks 
TehAmelie: Sim Bartleby does a good job of keeping up the malevolent elder god made of felt character
r10pez10: what flavour of magic is jordynne?
RockPusher: ooer
Molladia: @r10pez10 Witch we believe
IanAllenBird: Witch i think
RockPusher: Death can upgrade the plumbing now eh
sallomon33:
@r10pez10 Eldraine, maybe Arcavios 
IanAllenBird: Are upgrades something they can do automatically?
Molladia: @RockPusher wish he'd upgrade the toilets
theymerLoviatar: upgrade the plumbing you say : eyes :
r10pez10: i like how death isn't magical
theymerLoviatar: death is the most mundane experience imaginable
Wolfstrike_NL: Grim thinking about Death and Serge
theymerLoviatar: literally happens to everyone
Molladia: Of course Ian is watching Iron Chef
RockPusher: Good one Heather!
sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar Ngl Death feels like one of the most normal Sims in this household
IanAllenBird: Lmao that abrupt exit from the convo
TehAmelie: he's pretty unflappable
sallomon33: Looks weird but all they've done is be the responsible adult in the room
RockPusher: IanAllenBird computer is free, can't pass up that opportunity
IanAllenBird: Real
theymerLoviatar: can Grim upgrade Alex's plumbing so he will _stop farting all the time_
Mai_Andra: The old Mass Effect "I should go." <Hard turn. Walk away.>
sallomon33:
@theymerLoviatar 
RockPusher:

TehAmelie: is this the right time to "clean" the shower?
sallomon33: Can't wait for a Simpson Leonard Nimoy moment from one of the Sims lol
sallomon33: With how indecisive they have been with cleaning the toilets and stuff (aside from Death of course)
r10pez10: the hell is thatanology
theymerLoviatar: hey now, Heather is constantly cleaning one toilet"
sallomon33: @r10pez10 Studying death
RockPusher: r10pez10 Death Studies
sallomon33:
Or 'studying' Death if you prefer 
Mai_Andra: "My work here is done." "But you didn't do anything..." "Didn't I?" <Smiles. Disappears without doing anything.>
TehAmelie: if you combine thanatology and erology you can unlock all the mysteries of the psyche
sallomon33: @Mai_Andra Exactly what I meant lol
RockPusher: Paul?
Wolfstrike_NL: Bleffy?
IanAllenBird: Uhoh
RainyMint: Bleffy?
IanAllenBird: Oh he's fine
RainyMint: Oh no bleffy
RockPusher: Guess he just flambed something then
r10pez10: "very embarassed" *showers in front of coworkers*
Molladia: do some people not like those toilets? they just walk in and turn around
RayneOfSalt: ok, i'm falling asleep in my chair so i'm going to act like the old person I am and go to bed at 8pm. i had forgotten how exhausting being social is. g'night.. or day or whatever it is in the northern hemisphere, everyone
IanAllenBird: O7
MaddogM: @Molladia they're broken afaict
Wolfstrike_NL: @Molladia The toilets are leaking and they don't want to sit down on them
sallomon33: @r10pez10 I mean, he wants to show that HE values the shower and it's his other persona that destroyed it
Molladia: free Bidet
Wolfstrike_NL: Male pissing and baring seems to work
sallomon33: Surely
Mai_Andra:
It seems to be 5 o'clock in the morning for no reason. 
Wolfstrike_NL: barfing*
r10pez10: is that cameron and cori
Wolfstrike_NL: Sleeping simulator
sallomon33:
@Mai_Andra
I also hate that thing they call 'passage of time', #relatable
Molladia: Most certainly not
sallomon33: Maybe?
theymerLoviatar: if they are it's a very chaste polycule
IanAllenBird: So far they've all been exceedingly chaste
RockPusher: "Ugh, I gotta pee so bad, but the computer is free to use *now*."
theymerLoviatar: Paul keeps showering. Should we be concerned?
Molladia: Yeah Paul, why AREN"T they other sims using roof shower?
RockPusher: ngl, a hot shower in the snow sounds pretty fun
TacitusVigil: Did they record any custom sounds for this, btw?
RockPusher: None that I'm aware of
sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar Tbh unlike real life it seems they don't have any consequences for showering too often so... it's better than not showering
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, hows the lrrhouse?
RockPusher: Ben just did a good job picking voices that approximate the people
sallomon33: Yup
Wolfstrike_NL: @ButButTheJesus We got worse toilets!
sallomon33: Jordynne is ON POINT for example
r10pez10: !next
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ButButTheJesus: @Wolfstrike_NL that seems bad!
IanAllenBird: Death might be able to improve them but hasn't
r10pez10: oh it's new year's
sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL Are they worse? They seem to be fixed more frequently than the previous ones
IanAllenBird:

Wolfstrike_NL: Barfing and male pissing works, but because the toilets leak, noone wants to sit down on them, and they're not fixing them
RainyMint: They're getting cleaned but no one seems to be actually fixing them
Wolfstrike_NL: @sallomon33 Cleaned, not fixed
sallomon33: Oh right
TehAmelie: aww, Harry is friends with Death
StarShock2002: just like in real life
Wolfstrike_NL: rip cooking booze
RainyMint: Bartleby...
IanAllenBird: Dagdag
RainyMint: Awoooo!
Wolfstrike_NL: Awooo 3 of the night
r10pez10: are they having cocktails at 8:30am
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RainyMint: I would be too if I lived here
TehAmelie: someone who hasn't followed LRR for like 20 years might not know, Harry the creepy doll originally had like a dozen tiny creepy doll companions, though he's the sole survivor
RockPusher: r10pez10 new years eve, gotta pre-load
sallomon33: Gibb fell asleep on the computer chair lol
theymerLoviatar: @r10pez10 it's 15:00 for someone in chat
TehAmelie: they might have been in just one season 1 skit (?)
sallomon33: @theymerLoviatar It's a bit past noon for me lol
theymerLoviatar: bit past 1 PM here
sallomon33: Even that one feels like a bit too early
RainyMint: BEN
r10pez10: has ben (in real life) been updating their outfits every night? damn
RainyMint: Oh what the hell. Not like it matters when everyone is pissing everywhere cause of the broken toilets...
sallomon33: Jesus 4 gnomes in the kitchen right next to one another
Wolfstrike_NL: 7 total around the table
theymerLoviatar: Ben decides fuck this chair in particular
IanAllenBird: Wereben really hates these chairs
TehAmelie: i'd like to think everyone just thinks the gnomes is someone's ongoing prank
sallomon33: @TehAmelie #BlameJanes
sallomon33: *#BlameJames goddammit
RockPusher: oooooowA
RainyMint: oooooowA
TehAmelie: nobody just happened to be looking when the gnomes moved to a different spot? well clearly someone's lying
wyndkin: Maybe Ben just likes to scratch his seat?
Synchroma: Why does Heather look all messed up?
r10pez10: magical disease
Synchroma: Ah.
wyndkin: It's an ailment from the fairies pack
KitteyWolf: heather has a magical illness now [and a messed up face from other things lol]
r10pez10: a few of them have it actually
KitteyWolf: something is making the sims throw up a lot more which is why the toilets are dirty more often
TehAmelie: hmm, a sleep helmet might be good if you need sensory deprivation
sallomon33:
These toilets seem to be the shower situation in reverse: showers were bad and then good, toilets were good and now bad. They couldn't shower cuz that specific model made it so they were embarrassed, they can't use the new toilets cuz that model seemingly can't be used when dirty 
Tantusar: oh, no they're alll just broken
wyndkin: One of the ailments makes them puke up cash and I think there is another one that makes them sneeze fire, all of these are contagious of course
Tantusar: it's very subtle but you can see the toilets spraying water
sallomon33: Or breaks more easily
sallomon33: That makes more sense
sallomon33: Also Matt, just standing there. Menacingly
TehAmelie: woo! outdoors!
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben making friends for WereBen to destroy
IanAllenBird: Oh Ben's got a friend
thingo314: poor nelly
Costar_s: I feel like I'm hearing Mario 64 noises lol
TehAmelie: almost made some yellow snow
sallomon33:
'Moooom, I pissed myself' 
sallomon33: At least Wheeler's happy
Wolfstrike_NL: Did Jordynne break to unbreakable pc?
sallomon33: 'Moochie peachie' well, at least for you
sallomon33: Awww
IanAllenBird: Aw
sallomon33: That was a cute hug
Costar_s: Death's just hanging out with Spoopifer
sallomon33: A bit weird that it was between Wheeler and Kathleen, but I guess sacrastic peeps have to support one another
TehAmelie: we're gonna need more brooms
sallomon33: And a lot of buckets
r10pez10: it's weird that these toilets are worse
sallomon33: For all this piss
Wolfstrike_NL: James plays Violin, Guitar, now he can sing
sallomon33: @r10pez10 Yep
Wolfstrike_NL: Solo band
sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL One James band, I tell ya!
Yondaime233:
@Wolfstrike_NL but he only sings

TehAmelie: taking a quick break from the computer just to stand up and worry about your smell, too real
RockPusher:

IanAllenBird: Beej?
r10pez10: is it normal for people to fall asleep when cam and beej are talking
theymerLoviatar: aaaaand Cam pisses himself mid-conversation.
r10pez10: happy 2016
RockPusher: Of course Ian would be the one with the vuvuzela
Wolfstrike_NL: Angel has been doing a lot of cleaning and repairing as well
RoeDent89: Looks like we've hit the cap then
sallomon33: Peeps having a good time by the TV
Wolfstrike_NL: We hit the cap, the pizza party, and ice cream party
wyndkin: Wasubi
RoeDent89: Oh wow
RoeDent89: So what's the symbol in the middle then?
Wolfstrike_NL: 489 subs let to go for the dunk tank
r10pez10: nice gathering. sure would be a shame if someone pissed themselves
theymerLoviatar: guessing it's about to be NYE midnight ingame
RoeDent89: A rocket?
MaddogM: @RoeDent89 dunk tank
TehAmelie: i think the TV said boba pleibabu, that's now happy new year in Simlish
RoeDent89: Right
wyndkin: They'll start at 11pm
RockPusher:
theymerLoviatar there's a handy clock down bottom center of screen 
MrQBear: i forgot i had this in the background and slightly turned down
theymerLoviatar: @RockPusher I have this on my vertical second monitor, can't see something that fucken small lmao
MrQBear: all the laughter was making me think of Zombies Ate My Neighbors music.
RoeDent89: Ah I was trying to remember where the game clock was
RoeDent89: Ah yes, the quiet space of the party
CaptainSpam: Oh yeah, top-left, it even says "New Year's Eve".
wyndkin: She's like: "I know I'm forgetting something important..."
theymerLoviatar: Jordynne at least went to piss herself in private
Wolfstrike_NL:
O no, another achievement 
RockPusher: Jordynne wanting to start the new year clean
RedAlexxis: It looks like Mr Blobby is on TV
sallomon33: Damn people have GATHERED in the TV room
theymerLoviatar: of course Serge wants to go to bed immediately
RockPusher: Panda!
2Flower: shushubi!
RockPusher: Yalma!
RoeDent89: shushubi!
RainyMint: Shushubi
IanAllenBird: Shushubi!
sallomon33: Shushubi!
RockPusher:

WriterRaven: [shushubi intensifies]
Wolfstrike_NL: ShuShuBi!
theymerLoviatar: meanwhile Matt stands alone in the shower room, dissociating
RoeDent89: 5
RoeDent89: 4
RedAlexxis: This is a very depressing room
RockPusher: and now, NYE with Spoopifer
RoeDent89: Happy New Year!
sallomon33: What's with Matt and standing there menacingly
IanAllenBird:

wyndkin: "Anyone for sliders?"
sallomon33:
Happy New Year

theymerLoviatar: awwww Adam goes straight to hug his son
RoeDent89: shushubi!
RainyMint: I love that you can tell what mood Spoopifer is in based on his color
WriterRaven: Where's New Year's Steve to ring in 20XX?
RainyMint:
Awww Spoopifer hugs 
RoeDent89: 1992 again!
RainyMint: We love to see our lil guy flourishing
RoeDent89: Oh hey death
theymerLoviatar: JESUS that's what Grim sounds like??
RainyMint: I'm convinced they're just ignoring how bad the bathroom has gotten at this point lol
sallomon33: @RainyMint I feel like I hadn't seen any of them hug until today. What is it, the toilets are so bad now they need a hug?
RoeDent89: Is that Beej on the bike?
wyndkin: There's a debug object in the game that's just Grim's tablet when he's sending someone to the afterlife and if you put it on the lot it continually makes grim tablet noises that can be heard through the entire lot
RoeDent89: Treadmill I mean
sallomon33: Yes
RoeDent89: Christmas was last week!
RainyMint: That was a Beej yes
MaddogM: I believe Grim is from the Pratchett school of DEATH
sallomon33: Having a pre-Checkpoint convo with Heather
sallomon33: *pre-Chillpoint
r10pez10: how is james naked again
theymerLoviatar: he is clearly in underpants
theymerLoviatar: this is a step up from fully nude
RoeDent89: The Grim Reaper's got your back!
RainyMint: At least he has underpants this time
Austere_Squire: did the reaper just leave?
MaddogM: Was Bartleby trying to fix the burnt shower?
r10pez10: after throwing up, no less
sephsays: @Austere_Squire I guess they're emergency services? or at least not bound by locked doors
TehAmelie: the bathroom now reminds me of someone i heard about growing moss on their apartment floor
Austere_Squire: @sephsays i feel like the Grim Reaper is the least emergency service of all
Snowcookies: Morduu chat
Wolfstrike_NL: Happy ShuSHubi Snowcookies
sallomon33:
@TehAmelie Kris Deltarune? 
Austere_Squire: is one of the toilets gated off?
TehAmelie: no a real person
sallomon33: Damn
TehAmelie: who apparently never heard of water damage
RoeDent89: Random violin on the floor there
TehAmelie: might have been one of the house kleptos messing with it
RoeDent89: Lots of impromptu showers in this place
sallomon33: Kathleen, I... don't think cleaning there does anything
RoeDent89: Make way for PISS
sallomon33: JESUS who was THAT?!
sallomon33: Straight ZOOMING
Molladia: @RoeDent89 They're not impromptu, people are pissing themselves instead of cleaning and fixing the toilets
sallomon33: Or queer zooming
TehAmelie: going "what's that smell?" after peeing your pants is a pretty weird move
Austere_Squire: oh, he came back
Austere_Squire: sir, you were free
Wolfstrike_NL: Yeah, be gone snow
sallomon33: Morduuu
TehAmelie: mordo for spring!
MaddogM: Did Cori just drop the Rubbish and then point at it say "who could have done this"?
theymerLoviatar: @Austere_Squire he normally works long distance from the Moonbase but he has to commute to the office once a month
WriterRaven: Aight friendos, I'm out for the night. Hopefully I'll catch some of the Live tomorrow.
Austere_Squire: also has graham become a lizard man?
r10pez10: i for one don't like this new piss house
TehAmelie: @Austere_Squire it's something going around
Molladia: it's an illness of some sort
Austere_Squire: i support the lizard men
RainyMint: It's like a petrifying disease or something I think
RoeDent89: Vote Lizard Vote Everyone
terribleplan: @Austere_Squire that sounds like something a lizard man would say
TehAmelie: of course, Paul would be a lizard wizard
RoeDent89: A cauldron
Wolfstrike_NL: @r10pez10 Yea, overall this playthrough had way to many shower/toilet issues
Molladia: Stone skin is called "Emotional Void ailment"
TehAmelie: burying your feelings turns you to a gargoyle, eh
Genie_M: He looks "fine"
sallomon33: Damn, Death does not ball well
RockPusher: Bleffy!
Molladia: BLEFFY
RainyMint: BLEFFY
Wolfstrike_NL: BLEFFY
thingo314: BLEFFY
TehAmelie: bleffy, our old enemy
sallomon33: BLEFFYY
Molladia: BYe fridge
RoeDent89: Bleffy
RainyMint: Alex!
RockPusher: hahahahaah
Molladia: Also Bye Death
TacitusVigil: Fire?
RoeDent89: That's the exact opposite of what a fridge is supposed to be
Austere_Squire: how did you set the fridge on fire
RockPusher: Death peacing out of the house
AleisAlpto: what in THE BLAZES happened?
sallomon33: Like how Graham was just standing there on the side, ignoring the fire lol
TehAmelie: i think the simulation glitched a bit there
Molladia: @sallomon33 He's Hot enough
TehAmelie: (in the game)
RedAlexxis: Bartelby! I knew it!
theymerLoviatar: @Molladia h-o-t-t-o-g-o-
terribleplan: Bartleby so dirty
DoubleNterprises: Oh hey, fell asleep a few hours a ago and missed that @RockPusher gifted me a sub. Thank you very much!
sallomon33:
@theymerLoviatar 
Austere_Squire: why is everyone so dirty with a working shower
Austere_Squire: are they just electing to live like this
TehAmelie: it might be all the pissing themselves
sallomon33: @Austere_Squire Cuz they keep pissing themselves cuz the toilets are broken cuz Ben changed the model for today it seems
RainyMint: I mean they were great when they weren't broken. But they can't seem to fix them...
Molladia: I dont think anybody has tried
TheMerricat:
so chat I've been dealing with my own trash fire here at home, just finally got my PC back in working order, how many sims have caught fire tonight so far? 
terribleplan: Problem: The toilets were getting dirty so sims pissed themselves. Solution: Techy toilets. Problem: Toilets broken so sims are pissing themselves. I look forward to the continuation of the loop.
TehAmelie: fortunately they only ever piss themselves. butt hen it makes them covered in dirt. . .
Molladia: @TheMerricat One
theymerLoviatar: Harry so seductive on top of the bedspread like that
sallomon33: @TheMerricat Just Bartleby
RockPusher: We have confirmed that Bartleby is in fact flammable
theymerLoviatar: Cori looks at Harry goes you know what I'm not sleepy
TehAmelie: paint me like one of your french dolls, Jack
RainyMint: I could've sworn I've see Grim fix on of the new ones. And that was it. Idk why they're trying to fix them now
RockPusher: Ahhhhhh
Austere_Squire: wait, is Matt in there?!
Molladia: Wait I think somebody was outside when Death came in
RockPusher: A neighbour at the door they can't let in
Wolfstrike_NL: Was that Matt or a Neighthbor?
RockPusher: It makes sense now why they would occasionally go to the door now
RainyMint: Omg did someone finally fix a toilet?
theymerLoviatar: Adam has joined the nudist gang
RainyMint: Adam...?
Molladia: THere's Matt
Austere_Squire: why are they just naked sometimes
Austere_Squire: a glitch or no shame?
theymerLoviatar: @Austere_Squire easier to piss yourself when you dont need to get changed
QuixoticScrivener: @Austere_Squire Bold of you to assume that isn't James's natural state.
RedAlexxis: Nude Coffee Pong? Awakward year of Dawn guard ahead
RockPusher: good work Nelson
RockPusher:

Summerlithi: Why are the toilet doors glass?
baltimore_667083: what’s with yellow spoopifer?
RockPusher: wheeeeeeee
RainyMint: weeeee
theymerLoviatar: Adam clothed again!
baltimore_667083: weeeeee
QuixoticScrivener: Reality in, reality out
TehAmelie: @Austere_Squire not particularly a glitch, sometimes they just pixel down for a shower and then change their minds
terribleplan: Alex!?!?
Austere_Squire: oh my god, actual ping pong
DoubleNterprises: Beej doing the dance of the seven veils. Or taking a shower, hard to say.
RockPusher: Paul confirming the solar system not made of antimatter
Molladia: Were catching up on notifications because of all the New Years ones
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theymerLoviatar: hah haa indeed, Kathleen
Genie_M: Tv is busted
TehAmelie: Gibb was not the one i had pegged for reaching galaxy brain enlightenment
Didero: I don't know who Twitch thinks I am, but I keep getting ads for jobs with the military and the police, and that's like the opposite of me
theymerLoviatar: are they arguing over who gets to piss
TehAmelie: let them spend their ad money, i say
RainyMint: Could you guys maybe like, I don't know? Help Death clean the bathroom?
Didero:
@theymerLoviatar And getting pissy about it 
theymerLoviatar: just cross the streams, boys
RainyMint: Oh
Yondaime233: moral support for death cleaning
theymerLoviatar: anyway I gotta take a nap, hope nothing catastrophic happens in the mean time
baltimore_667083: I swear I heard someone say Eufaula
Molladia: @baltimore_667083 I thought I heard somebody say Belopa earlier
baltimore_667083: (eufaula is a lake relatively close to me, for context)
TehAmelie: many times i click on ads 10-20 times because i want to cost the people paying for those ads money. . .
Didero: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Didero:
Though maybe I misheard 
Molladia: nice costume change Cori
TehAmelie: she has a hot dog for every occasion
RockPusher: Morduuu!
RainyMint: Morduuuu!
Noy2222: Morduu
AleisAlpto: 2 more hours and we are back at it
NeoGetz: The gnomes are so creepy
Wolfstrike_NL: HHmm sandwich from the burned fridge
TehAmelie: tfw you discover your burned out fridge has a finished sandwich in it
NeoGetz:
Toasted Sarnie 
TehAmelie: Jordynne should be happy she jumpscared Spoopifer
Molladia: Angel your level of repair was about to increase
RainyMint: BLEFFY
RockPusher: Bleffy!
Wolfstrike_NL: BLEFFY
RainyMint: Awoooo!
thingo314: BLEFFY
Wolfstrike_NL: 4/5 nights it burned down!
Austere_Squire: no one wants to do anything about that?
Genie_M: Char(coal) grill
TehAmelie: the grill is on fire! more than usual!
RockPusher: hmmmm
Austere_Squire: we good guys?
RockPusher: Grill being outdoors I guess means no alarm system
flatluigi: oh did we finally get a softlock in the last hours of the game
flatluigi: incredible
MaddogM: are getting this years big bleffy moment?
TehAmelie: i hope the swimming pool doesn't burn down
Jillexie: Uh oh
Molladia: oh this'll be fun
RockPusher: I assume it'll either go out or reach indoors and trigger the alarm
terribleplan: And now for the traditional standing around after a fire for several hours.
Wolfstrike_NL:
Cmon, givee us Bleffywatch 2026 
TehAmelie: hi Jacqui!
TehAmelie: it seems all our sims have just blue screened
r10pez10: well this looks solemn
RainyMint: I wonder if they got scared by WereBen when running past upstairs it borked their pathfinding or something
Genie_M: Um, am they ok?
Molladia: something is happening somewhere
Jillexie: It all ends with them disassociating. Very fitting.
Molladia: but not here
RainyMint: OH
terribleplan: Oh no
Wolfstrike_NL: O GODS
Jillexie: Oh dear
RainyMint: OH NO
Molladia: OH NO
RedAlexxis: What in the world
Summerlithi:

MrQBear: Welp.
Genie_M: Oh gosh
RockPusher:
Heather
jacqui_lantern234: OH GODS WHAT
RainyMint: D:
Valkryir: seems bad
AleisAlpto: FIRE!
Summerlithi: There's no alarm up there
PsychoI3oy: that's a lot of bleffy
jacqui_lantern234:
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING 
Austere_Squire: oh my god they're all going to die because the pathfinding broke
TehAmelie: standing in a fire and dying one step from the pool, god tier move
farley_f: uh oh
Valkryir: everyones pathing given up or something?
farley_f: its corpse time
AleisAlpto: 'taps'
Makoforte: Is the final night
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jacqui_lantern234:
theres a pool right there 
Genie_M: This reminds me of last year
Makoforte: Really gonna be
AleisAlpto: eternal the memory
pn55:
We almost made it the whole week this year without a big fire-related death spree 
farley_f: Burn baby Burn Disco Inferno
Makoforte: *everyone fucking dies at once*
Molator: what is going on here
RockPusher: Meanwhile, total calm
Molladia: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!
Bright5park: It Begins... 🔥
Summerlithi: Can Grim reap them if he's part of the household?
sephsays: Not much seems to be going on here tbph
mirshebs: death just on their phone while everyone burns is quite a thing
VinylMinty: WHAT
Austere_Squire: oh, they're moving!
NeoGetz: Why did everyone stop having pocket fire extinguishers?
VinylMinty: HEATHER REVIVED ONCE AGAIN
Summerlithi: Well that answers that
RedAlexxis: good grief
RockPusher: Okay, it's inside now so hopefully the fire brigade turn up…
Genie_M: Everything is... What?
Molladia: I dont hear an alarm
RainyMint: Alex!
Summerlithi: I don't hear the alarm going off
r10pez10: guys i don't think this is the good place
creasehearst: probably no fire alarm on the top floor
Jillexie: It's outside, so I guess no alarm.
farley_f: but if they cant leave the house how are the fire brigade supposed to enter
NeoGetz: They all look like they're queuing up to burn
Makoforte: Apparently tonight is this is fine
RainyMint: UH
sephsays: @farley_f the door's open for emergency services only
RedAlexxis: well, this is a moment
TehAmelie: move right on to the grieving period before the bodies have been put out, that's the best thing
Summerlithi: I think they've finally given up, Sim life is worth living
Kid_Amn: this is fine. absolutely fine
Summerlithi: *isn't
RockPusher:

SK__Ren: Did they run out of extinguishers?
Molator: death is gonna be busy
pn55:

sephsays: Passing out next to a fire is a helluva move
Snowcookies: I also just stand and watch when smomeone's on fire
farley_f:

Phailhammer:
͏
Makoforte: 'very tense'
jacqui_lantern234: oh no not alex!!! D:
farley_f: @sephsays so is bringing marshmallows and watching the show
TehAmelie: suppose the top floor doesn't have a fire alarm
Cheese_Hammer: season finale time, I guess
pn55:
Death just chillin' until they're all done burning to death 
NullColaShip: Death just doomscrolling while everyone burns...
flatluigi: death literally on their phone
r10pez10: death did revive heather at least
Austere_Squire: so i sthat Kathleen, Wheeler, Alex, and Bartleby?
NeoGetz: So Patch notes for next year, 10 more fire alarms
farley_f: RIP Beej
Austere_Squire: And Heather got rezzed?
TehAmelie: Death does the bookkeeping on an ipad now
Summerlithi: Just paper the wall with alarms
r10pez10: lmao
RedAlexxis: death just washing his hands of this
Makoforte: This is the funniest cut
RockPusher: hahahahahahahaha
Wolfstrike_NL: I will have to rewatch this to get to log correct q.q
RainyMint:

Jillexie: Lol
Wolfstrike_NL: DEATH
Molladia: Death cares not for fire
Robin_NotABird: wheee
pn55:
Oh yea, other Death 
Genie_M: That's a power move
InnuendoAndHyperbole:

AnjaZeta: This is amazing
creasehearst: Death needs a break
sephsays: Death's having a lovely time
NeoGetz: XD
TehAmelie: highlight of the year here
kataanglover1: so did something break in the game?
RockPusher: It was their plan all along!!!!
terribleplan: Second death?
Austere_Squire: are there 2 deaths?
jacqui_lantern234: wait, why are there 2 Deaths?
mirshebs: wait theres two deaths??
flatluigi: there's a death in the household
TehAmelie: our Death is off duty
TeacherSeanTV: second Death
sephsays: @jacqui_lantern234 Swingset death is part of the family
Molladia: One is a resident, the other is the Reaper
creasehearst: @kataanglover1 no fire alarms on the top floor and poor pathfinding led to fire spreading
flatluigi: ben added it after heather died the first time
Kid_Amn: we've had first death, yes, but what about second death?
r10pez10: there's been several deaths actually
ZeroEightEcho: This is sure a thing to wake up to.
sephsays: Poolside Death is here on business
Bright5park: That must be Death's sibling, Taxes.
NullColaShip: The Death that was adopted into the family no longer reaps, so another Death spawned to do the job
Wolfstrike_NL: Aleex gets taken
RedAlexxis: Yes, normal death and the death of rats
VinylMinty: welp
DirectorStephanie:

terribleplan: One to reap and one for fun
Makoforte: Alex is dead
mirshebs: oh ours is retired got it
atlr: hah
jacqui_lantern234: @sephsays somehow oddly fitting
Jillexie: o7
RainyMint: Alex o7
VinylMinty: we're not getting parmently deaths
VinylMinty: now
Genie_M: Very tense...
RainyMint: Oh god the fire just keeps spreading
MaddogM: yup
TehAmelie: i guess i got it wrong about sims being automatically reincarnated
Summerlithi: Fire's do that
Makoforte: How did it even start
r10pez10: barbecue probably
Austere_Squire: i guess this is Heather, Gibb, Nelly, and Death' s house now
sephsays: At least it's not backtracking, so Gibb's safe!
creasehearst: maybe it can't spread between floors, due to the teleporting doors
Genie_M: The grill
farley_f: i love that death is just there chilling out
Molladia: yes the Barbwque grill
VinylMinty: there's two deaths...
Makoforte: Who just went, Serge?
thingo314: oh no
RedAlexxis: so the whole top level is burning down, people came to watch and now they are all dying
Wolfstrike_NL: @Makoforte Yup
Jillexie: Death finally at the endgame of their plan.
sephsays: So, count so far: Heather revived, Wheeler, Alex & Beej claimed, more to come?
Summerlithi: Having everyone just standing around is really disterbing
MrQBear: THey're spaced just far enoug hapart that they'll all catch fire.
Makoforte: So, Alex and Serge confirmed dead
thingo314: o7
RainyMint: Yeah something about running upstairs like that just broke everyone's pathing lol
flatluigi: beej also dead
Makoforte: And Beej and Wheeler?
mowdownjoe: At least this wasn't day 1?
Molator: everyone just waiting their turn
TheMerricat: Do we have multiple deaths on lot? I see one below and one watching
DirectorStephanie:

farley_f:
and now we know how to get rid of 
Genie_M: Death 2 just chilling
flatluigi: @TheMerricat one is in the household
TehAmelie: Bartleby: "not again"
Makoforte: One is our family death that wouldn't leave
Cheese_Hammer: burning to death beside the pool
thingo314: um matt
AleisAlpto: anotherone BITES THE DUST
RedAlexxis: Oh no Bartleby is on fire, pease quiclky someone save him ...
MaddogM: It was night 2 last year IIRC
Austere_Squire: Nelly, Heather and Gib are at the piil and may live? some people are downstairs
Makoforte: Time to find out if Bartleby can die
r10pez10: hey anubis
Anubis169: This is fine...
farley_f: so this was deaths plan on how to win the house all to themselves
Bright5park: @farley_f Unless Death (or their sibling Taxes) revives them
NeoGetz: Awooo
RainyMint:
Is Spoopifer just immue to fire? Cause he's a ghost? 
Wolfstrike_NL: "we're fine"
TehAmelie: seems suspicious everyone's pathing broke except Death
QuixoticScrivener: fire!!! peace... fire!!!
farley_f: i love that eveyone is just blair witching here
RockPusher:
This is spectacular, Ben is going to be so happy 
AleisAlpto: it's fine! please disperse. nothing to see here!
farley_f: @RockPusher we need to turn this into a montage
VinylMinty: well this is the death of everyone i think
farley_f: with the sad music as each sim dies
Austere_Squire: some people have survived, somehow!
Molladia: not the people downstairs
TehAmelie: hasta blaffy!
RedAlexxis: some severe lack of self preservation
flatluigi: oh good it's rebate day
farley_f: happy rebate day corpses
RainyMint: Beej o7
Makoforte: I can't clip on mobile effectively or I would
Genie_M: A very tense ghost
Yondaime233: did we forget to put a fire alarm in the upper floors?
sephsays: Dead Beej is very tense
Austere_Squire: is that Matt as well?
MaddogM: So even if they survive the fire, if they stay in this broken state they'll probably starve to death like last year
Austere_Squire: that's Spoopifer, i think
RockPusher: Matt casually annoyed at the smell
NullColaShip: Ah, life's two inevitabilities combined! A deadly rebate day!
farley_f: ok so fess up - who used gas instead of water on the grill
Austere_Squire: i... uh... i don't think that will help
sephsays: Yes yes, the mopping is very important here
Makoforte: Pretty sure it was our death mopping up the coroses
farley_f: death just calmly washing the floors
TehAmelie: i'm sure plenty of people have gotten clips of Death laughing on the swing while everyone burns in the next room, and what more could we need
Genie_M: Death cleaning up after Death
RedAlexxis: mopping up around the fire
Molladia: Death this is NOT the right time
sephsays: Gotta take away the moisture to make sure there's more room for fire
Phailhammer:
@farley_f 
RedAlexxis: very deckchairs on the titanic
kataanglover1: death literally washing himself of the deaths
Makoforte: I think the grill fire is restarting?
SlyFrostPaw:
@Phailhammer 
AleisAlpto: again?!
Wolfstrike_NL: Grim wants to make sure the rest of the house is flamable
Cheese_Hammer: "What's that smell?" "Oh, it was Beej's burning corpse"
Genie_M: The survivors... Or some other stuff
mowdownjoe: Heather is just fine with the fire... Accurate
NeoGetz: Turns out death is mopping the floors with gasoline
Summerlithi: Even if the fire goes out, if the Sims don't start moving again they'll all starve to death anyway
cryptidsamoyed: second fire coming!!!
farley_f: Beej burns the whole thing
DirectorStephanie:
I love how everyone’s first reaction is “AGAIN?!” 
MaddogM: Is Heather on fire again?
sephsays: Is the fire effect there Vamp Heather burning in the sun?
RockPusher: oh
flatluigi: welp
RockPusher: that's right
thingo314: oops
NightValien28: oh
terribleplan: Uhh
RainyMint: Oh
Wolfstrike_NL: O yea vamp burn
AleisAlpto: HUH?
Summerlithi: Right Heather is a vampire
Genie_M: Round 2
KitteyWolf: yup heather died from the sun xD
AleisAlpto: what was that?
RockPusher:

NightValien28: there goes aonther
flatluigi: heather was a vampire
terribleplan: Oh
AleisAlpto: OH
farley_f: Nelly just looking like "so who wants tacos"
mowdownjoe: Welp
Makoforte: Oh. Right.
Genie_M: Daytime
Jillexie: How many lives does Heather have?
AleisAlpto: OH S***
Jillexie: Ahhhhh
SandraAustin: What's Heather's death count now?
Snowcookies: I always knew the sun was deadly
TehAmelie: someone should put the soup on!
Bright5park: Gibb: ...well, that happened. Time for a nap.
TehAmelie: *nobody moves*
TheMerricat: !next
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sephsays: I'm really curious what broke their AI so badly
r10pez10: the fire
RedAlexxis: It's day two all over again
sephsays: Is the fire still going on the other side of the roof, then?
SlyFrostPaw:
the great bleffy of 26 
Molladia: they would have run outside if they could, but the door it locked
RockPusher: They'll get back to it once the fire burns itself out
TehAmelie: i think the fire being outdoors with no fire extinguishers at hand did it somehow
RedAlexxis: faining, burning and fires
Jillexie: So I guess they will all soon starve to death?
terribleplan: It happened last year too. Fire just causes everyone to bork
r10pez10: the grim reaper died
Genie_M: What a new year
farley_f: when you can fit the household on a single row
Makoforte: Down to one row of Sims...
Bright5park: @sephsays Probably the same thing that broke it in the same way last year. Thanks, EA!
r10pez10: or is the grim reaper grieving
SlyFrostPaw: will they all last until we start up again?
TheMerricat: I believe it's the combination of the fire and the fact that they can't actually run outside the house. The AI gets stuck in a loop trying to route outside the house to escape the fire.
farley_f: mmmmm cooked hot dogs
Genie_M: Oh good it reached them
sephsays:
Ah, right, there's my answer - yes, the fire is still going 
SlyFrostPaw:
ghost Alex grievig everyone else 
TehAmelie: i thought all the greenery would burn for a while
RedAlexxis: yes, maybe a courtyard would have been a good idea
MrQBear: @sephsays The fire didn't make it to them originally, then they all moved to the left and stood in one place
DirectorStephanie:
ooh are we up to the dunk tank? 
r10pez10: !subathon
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RockPusher: Noo, Jordynne, jump in the shower!
AleisAlpto: this is why i could never progress in any way in Sims. i would start anew and in 2 hours either my Sim will become charcoal or too depressed to function. to this day i still don't know how to actually play Sims
Tantusar: well... at least it's rebate day!
TehAmelie: only Death moves wheresoever they must. . .
RockPusher:
Adam actually thought to move 
Wolfstrike_NL: 13 Sims left
TheMerricat: @AleisAlpto Only let them do what they want when you don't want them to do anything. Otherwise micromanage.
Bright5park: Maybe they will unbreak once the fire fully stops?
r10pez10: i hope it does
Duudeman1620: Are they all just standing there because sad?
Wolfstrike_NL: If it fully stops
NeoGetz: @AleisAlpto You hit pause, type motherlode into the console a few times, build and never unpause, cant die if you dont let them live
Makoforte: Nope
Molladia: @TehAmelie Death isn't action locked because he's able to go through the door outside
Austere_Squire: they seem to just be broken
Genie_M: Their ai broke
Makoforte: Game broke
WightKnight333: Everyone is AFK checking the script
paintedpuffling: @AleisAlpto Enabling cheats and liberal use of Make Happy is the only known way
TehAmelie: oh, right. last year only broke completely when the door to outside burned up
Robin_NotABird: @TheMerricat That would explain why our death never got stuck, since they weren't locked in like everyone else
r10pez10: how did we lose 6119 simoleons
AleisAlpto: i'll keep all your advices in mind
TheMerricat: Someone replaced a burnt object.
farley_f: @r10pez10 do you think the grim reaper works for free or something
r10pez10: i hope it's a new barbecue
sephsays: @r10pez10 Grim Reaper, trying to keep the family business going
Genie_M: Never reached the bed
Greyah: I do think it's very funny to hear the "falling asleep" tune somewhere in the distance.
CAKHost: Standing Around. The Game...?
DeM0nFiRe: Finally I get to see a bit of this live
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
flatluigi: @DeM0nFiRe we just saw one of your relatives
TheMerricat: @DeM0nFiRe I've got baaaaaad news....
flatluigi: he's still upstairs
NeoGetz: Welcome in people you've chosen an interesting time to arrive
TehAmelie: and we're just waiting to see if the fire can spread down through the roof
Wolfstrike_NL: Welcome in, We just had half the cast die
sephsays:
Hopefully we get Adam PoV in a second, so we can see how much bleffa is still going 
RockPusher: Hehe, Heather finally taken out by her nemesis: The Sun
Genie_M: Were a bit broken
flatluigi: we ended up in a pathing softlock
CAKHost: XD
CAKHost: A Classic
MrQBear: My call is that the next time we see the downstairs, it's suddenly going to be on fire
Darleysam: oh I see we got the Dissociation Mod running, great
TheMerricat:
Of course the VST is on this. 
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat lol wait what?
r10pez10: no one moving implies the fire is still going
Wolfstrike_NL: ^ I've tried keeping track, some times on the sheet are inaccurate
flatluigi: there's the fire
flatluigi: it might spread downstairs soon
Wolfstrike_NL: will fix it post sims
DeM0nFiRe:

RockPusher: oh hey, Jordynne avoided the fire
TheMerricat:
@DeM0nFiRe Massive upstairs fire where they didn't have a fire alarm has broken the AI for everybody so all we get to watch is everyone stand around until the fire consumes them or goes out. 
flatluigi: we might get the sims dying from exhaustion before the final switchover
r10pez10: the two deaths are downstairs talking to each other
RockPusher: Can the mausoleum burn?
Genie_M: How long is the floor?
Wolfstrike_NL: On nights 1,2,3 the grill fire was just fine and put out directly
terribleplan: Death ca\hatting up death... neat
TehAmelie: the Death on duty is like "yeah i'll just stick around here another hour"
SK__Ren: So why do we keep the front door locked again?
creasehearst: @TheMerricat Also, a second death has shown up and has started claiming some of the dead, permanently
TheMerricat: @SK__Ren Because otherwise most of the Sims would just wander around the neighborhood instead of staying inside.
Molladia: oh some peoples urns are prettier
Austere_Squire: how did Matt get over here?
Austere_Squire: WAIT
Wolfstrike_NL: Only Grim's AI is still working
MrQBear: @Austere_Squire Right?
Greyah: Death is doing a good thing mopping those floors. With how keen everyone is to introduce their face to the floor it'd be unsanitary otherwise.
flatluigi: they seem to nudge into different positions here and there
Genie_M: He's not blocked by exit door
terribleplan: Urns are based on creature type (human, vampire, werewolf, fairy, etc.) IIRC
TehAmelie: oh now we're sad huh
mowdownjoe: Grim is bothered by death. Huh
TheMerricat:
To be fair the last night of the stream is the perfect night for a massive house fire to take everyone in the cast out. 
NeoGetz: tbf grim kept reviving everyone
Genie_M: It's their job doesn't mean they have to like the results
NeoGetz: @TheMerricat 100%
flatluigi: can the sims die from exhaustion?
RockPusher: They can
Makoforte: @flatluigi And starvation
RockPusher: Hopefully the fire will burn out before all but the immortals keel over
flatluigi: yeah, starvation i knew but i wasn't sure what would hit furst
flatluigi: first8
flatluigi: **
Volus_dude: hearing joke, anger, peeing oneself, electrocution, dustbunnies...
Makoforte: We've got about 79 minutes of Sims left
TehAmelie: @Genie_M the funny part is he was happily going on the swing while Other Death was reaping everyone
Wolfstrike_NL: Heey peeps, I don't think we're getting any WooHoo moments anytime soon
Makoforte: How many do you think will make it to the end, outside immortals?
Genie_M: Fire going out may repair their pathing?
Molladia: not a loss
sephsays: @Wolfstrike_NL Depends on how well our Grim does with the visiting Death...
TheMerricat: So looking it up it looks like maybe they actually can't die of exhaustion in the specific scenario we've got set up here. You have to be an elder or you have to overexert yourself and have the discovery University pack.
flatluigi: food will get them first i guess
Austere_Squire: did 2nd death ALSO move in???
Molladia: camera can we go to the roof please
Volus_dude: werewolf at certain point is more or less unkillable apart mother plant at the stanger ville dlc
Bright5park: *gasp* Movement!
flatluigi: there's minor movement but no pathing
RockPusher: The interesting thing is that it appears the exercise area may be considered "outside"
RockPusher: which is why I assume this group congregated here
definenull: Well I'm back... I heard some things went down real bad so far
CAKHost: Ah yes. Death is the only free moving spirit in this house. XD
Austere_Squire: @definenull Everything is Fine
Wolfstrike_NL: 2nd death, who's getting reaped
mowdownjoe:

CAKHost: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
definenull: I see everyone is reenactijg Blair witch
Genie_M: Their path resets, they start moving but in a second they detect the fire and freeze again?
FromBrainToKeyboard:

RockPusher draws fresh joiners to the singular line of sims now
Makoforte: Hey importantly
TheMerricat: I'll be honest I only have the base game feels like the grim reaper just likes hanging out after they reap people. I've only had them leave the lot once so far every other time I've had to reset the Sim to get them to leave.
terribleplan: I think it's mostly them pathing out of the way of death doing jobs (like mopping up piss)
definenull: @RockPusher Huh. I guess the grim reaper is gainfully employed huh
Makoforte: We now know that we *can* kill Bartleby in a way that matters
Wolfstrike_NL: Fire might be gone
RockPusher: Okay, can't see flames at moment…
TehAmelie: in my headcanon second Death is just hanging around cause he knows it won't be long for some people
RockPusher: Mausoleum might be burning
Molladia: If the fire is still going it's to the left
RockPusher: can't tell
Volus_dude: so many urns
WightKnight333: Kill 'em with fire holds true
Genie_M: Can't see more west
flatluigi: fire might spread downstairs at some point
TheMerricat: I suppose in theory we could kill someone with the exhaustion if any of them were stupid enough to get into the swimming pool right now.
RedAlexxis: noone called emergency services?
TheMerricat: There's no fire alarm on the top level apparently.
flatluigi: we're thinking there wasn't an alarm upstairs
RockPusher: Fire is out, back to normal
Tantusar: yay! insurance payout!
terribleplan: Fire over it seems, given the insurance payout
sephsays: Movement! Huzzah!
Makoforte: Oh shit
Makoforte: Life somewhat cpntinues
Molladia: Silver lining, there is enough Bed for EVERYONE
Genie_M: Bed scramble
RedAlexxis: well, that was quite dramatic
TheMerricat: How many people get to the beds and how many run for the fridge and how many run for the toilet
CAKHost: You would think with the Moonbase being underground a fire will eventually just put itself out eventually
Bright5park:
Yaaay! The survivors live to burn another day! 
terribleplan: @TheMerricat that sounds like some kind of alignment chart...
Genie_M: Pffft
RedAlexxis: Jordynne playing for her life
CAKHost: XD
RockPusher: at least Paul remains to spread the good word of Morduu
TehAmelie: life goes on, eh
Austere_Squire: So we have Gib, Ian, Spoopifer, Creepy Doll, Angel, Adam, Jordynne, Nelly, Matt, Ben, Death, and 2nd Death?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: how'd we clear ice cream & pizza since last night!?!?
Volus_dude: don't put spaghetti on strawberry cake ben
Genie_M: And thus we turn to Tuesday
RockPusher: Jordynne feeling pretty good about being one of the few fire-adjacent to survive
An_Owl_At_What: Just got here. How many Sims did we lose?
Molladia: Matt you're allowed to move now
TheMerricat:
And some Sims are still just traumatized 
flatluigi: @An_Owl_At_What half the house
RockPusher: Matt, you can go shower now
KitteyWolf: matt i think might be stuck by all the urns
Molladia: unless he's blocked by Urns
Molladia: Is that a Holy Hand Grenade on the table?
Volus_dude: it is somesort helmet
TehAmelie: kind of funny the only way for Sims to gain the power to move objects around the house is with kleptomania
Cheese_Hammer: Matt has not yet urned his freedom
Molladia:

TehAmelie: though i don't know if even kleptomania lets them move things like chairs or urns
Volus_dude: is Camerons sim human or mermaid. he likes merfolks?
TheMerricat:
I mean the good news is chat there's less competition for the working resources now... 
Genie_M: The most peace the house had for a while
RockPusher:
TheMerricat more on-camera time for the survivors 
baltimore_667083: all but one bed taken
baltimore_667083: peaceful indeed
Austere_Squire: and there was only 1 bed
Wolfstrike_NL: ANGEL?!
Genie_M: Welp
flatluigi: WHAT
Tantusar: how the FUCK
RockPusher: Angel‽
baltimore_667083: umm what
VinylMinty: ANGEL WHGAT?
Austere_Squire: by which i mean like 12 beds
flatluigi: someone please clip this
baltimore_667083: ANGEL HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
Makoforte: Did
TehAmelie: ah, she got outside by walking very slow
TheMerricat: Slowly escaping....
Volus_dude: sim has gone awol
Makoforte: Did Angel escape
Yondaime233: Angel broke containment
RockPusher: wait, she's asleep
r10pez10: i mean she's doing the correct thing
flatluigi: the conversation broke her?
korvys: ASLEEP!?
FromBrainToKeyboard: Angel has slept walked to the outside. Is this a dream?
SlyFrostPaw: Containment Breach 🚨
Genie_M: Sleepwalking?
baltimore_667083: this is going in the highlights of the year for sure
baltimore_667083: maybe even the decade
CAKHost: Oh wait this is the last Sims segment... Does that mean that any future Sims 4 segment will be forever changed?! ...I mean likely. Who knows in a few months/a year later
RockPusher: I guess the door is unlocked to sleepwalkers?
Austere_Squire: she walkies?
thingo314: uhhh
baltimore_667083: all the time the free bird solo playing in her mind
korvys: I wonder if she can get back in?
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey good news!
sephsays: I look forward to our next Angel check-in
Wolfstrike_NL: We have enough beds
TheMerricat:
Now here is the real question chat, assuming she actually makes it to the edge of a neighborhood.. does she tell the authorities and send the rest of the survivor's help? 
RockPusher:

baltimore_667083: what’s with the high concentration of gnomes in the kitchen
kataanglover1: "rebate day was awful" you don't say
Wolfstrike_NL: Rebate day was awful, half our family died
Cheese_Hammer: "Rebate day was awful" Ya don't say
baltimore_667083: rebate day was awful?
Tantusar: @Wolfstrike_NL there was a fire... they starved
CAKHost: Ah the proper way to fix a shower. Complain and then get wet
TehAmelie: how many rebate day traditions do you observe?
Genie_M: None, they are apparently awful
kataanglover1: and a happy rebate day to you and yours. may your family survive to see another
Summerlithi: Oh they seem to be moving again
TheMerricat:
For those wondering rebate day is a Sims holiday you get with the Seasons pack. 10% off everything in the build buy menu for the day. 
CAKHost: WereBen, just hanging out XD
Tantusar: good sleep
TehAmelie: well, at least she got out of bed first
Genie_M: Well at least not in the bed
CAKHost: That carpet made me think there were more 'accidents' than are being let on. XD
Genie_M: Death 2 left probably
baltimore_667083: Death 1 came back?
MousseFilledCat: carpet in the bathroom is a choice
flatluigi: @baltimore_667083 there's one that got added to the household
MousseFilledCat: the mildew alone
TheMerricat:
I noticed our death is probably the only one on the lot with a green plumbbob. 
RockPusher: Well Matt made it out of urnsville
TheMerricat: Matt is just really traumatized chat.
NeoGetz: Death the only one who could look after themself in the fire
CAKHost:
Noce wall art 
Genie_M: Working from home
Austere_Squire: matt escaped being sad at the urns
fiftymcnasty: There seem to be less people in the house now than I remember?
flatluigi: @fiftymcnasty big fire that led to a softlock instead of getting put out
Tantusar: there was a fire. half the house died of starvation.
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, some had a hot adventure
Genie_M: Yeah a fire halved the population
flatluigi: @Tantusar well no they died of fire
fiftymcnasty: oh boy
Austere_Squire: @fiftymcnasty nope, this is a completely notmal number of people
CAKHost: Who puts studio lights in their bedroom?!
Volus_dude: 8 normally max household
r10pez10: same people who put studio lights in their bathroom
MousseFilledCat: @cakhost for filming
Genie_M: 4 more until we see where Angel got
CAKHost: >8[
TehAmelie: nobody by choice, i'm sure
measureofhope: Who's died so far?
baltimore_667083: @Genie_M oh so it’s a set rotation?
CAKHost: *orange cards chat*
Volus_dude: mcm and stuff allows more but game gets wonkier the more sims ya have
Wolfstrike_NL: @measureofhope Alex, Heather, Wheeler, Kathleen, Beej, Serge, Cameron, Cori, Bartleby, Graham, James
flatluigi: @baltimore_667083 yeah, it's just an autohotkey script that toggles through the people in the bottom left
baltimore_667083: ohhhh
Genie_M: @baltimore_667083 Left bottom has a list
MousseFilledCat: The shower just going constantly onto the carpet
RockPusher: *Heather died to Sun while hiding from the fire
measureofhope: @Wolfstrike_NL I don't know if that's more or less than I was expecting
MousseFilledCat: How does the game give a second death?
Genie_M: Yes
baltimore_667083: the grim reaper works in mysterious ways
flatluigi: ben added the first death to the household
Wolfstrike_NL: Well, Heather has died a total of three times now
MousseFilledCat: And it performed parthogenesis?
Critterbot: Uhh...
KitteyWolf: whoa
korvys: Uh, Angel?
KitteyWolf: camera pls
flatluigi: she's still escaping
CAKHost: Hello street!
Genie_M: Wow 😲
pn55: She's still going...
Makoforte: Angel is just fucking gone
Volus_dude: run angel run
Austere_Squire: stealth mode
NeoGetz: Death one glitched so Ben added them to the family
RockPusher: Angel making her way downtown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: She's freee!
RedAlexxis: escape!!!!
sydnius: she bravely ran away
flatluigi: i think angel was in a conversation when the softlock happened maybe?
KitteyWolf: @MousseFilledCat His name is Grim- and if you add him to the family the game generates a new Grim because a grim added to the family can't act as the special sim
TehAmelie: this looks like the ending of a super artsy indie film
Austere_Squire: angel has survival instincts, okay? she didn't wanna die in a fire
Snowcookies: I didn't know sims had a sreet view
Jillexie: Who went outside?
CAKHost: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:04 AM
MousseFilledCat: tell the authorities, Angel!
Volus_dude: if ya marry father winter game makes new father winter
RockPusher: oooer
korvys: And that broke the camera
arcanzaJenkins: oh no the camera angle
CAKHost: Juuuust hold on this for- oh
mirshebs: oh dang we have containment breach??
Tantusar: wow she's properly booking it
KitteyWolf: oh weird camera angle now! xD
Genie_M: Camera!
Wolfstrike_NL: WHAHAHA
NeoGetz: oooh we've gone arthousey
Critterbot: Oh! Interesting...
r10pez10: angel OP
LordZarano: Woah, new angle
definenull: Oh wait what
sephsays: What a perfect way for Overnight Sims to go
MousseFilledCat: I’m looking forward to the recap on lrl tonight
flatluigi: oh lol angel broke the camera
mowdownjoe: Oh no, the 4th wall has been broken
Genie_M: Angel hacked the camera too
pn55:
I think Angel broke the camera 
RockPusher: well at least it breaks in interesting ways
definenull: Did the house burn down a wall or smth
CAKHost: The Anthouse! Nooo
TehAmelie: i assume it was because Angel went to a bend in the road
RockPusher:
Was Ian's Eureka Moment the 3rd Dimension? 
CAKHost: *Antfarm... though I could see a kid calling them anthouses too
CAKHost: And apparently they aren't compound words
RockPusher: Anthouse has become Arthouse
TheMerricat:
@definenull because Angel is outisdie the house and in a different plane than the house, the camera moved to track her and it doesn't move back on it's own, so we have this view now till we hit her again and get another angle. 
CAKHost: Fancy!
sephsays: Ah, eulogy fairy tales
baltimore_667083: wait there’s someone swimming in the wall?
CAKHost: Does the caldron only have cake? Or are they eating some kinda oatmeal from it?
CAKHost: A gruel?
flatluigi: @CAKHost giant kraft dinner
Snowcookies: the swimming pool is like that
TehAmelie: i didn't realize the swimming pool has a window into the house
CAKHost: @flatluigi Efficient!
Tantusar: ghoooooost on the waaaaaater
RockPusher: TehAmelie even better, guess what the dart board is on!
CAKHost: Giant Kraft Dinner with side Helper
TheMerricat: There is a wallpaper provided by Maxis that essentially turns any wall into a full wall glass window. I assumed Ben lined the 'front' wall of the dollhouse and the pool with that wall paper.
measureofhope: Death is such a good house guest
CAKHost:
Death needs to be appreciated more 
sallomon33: Ok I was away for a bit but it seems during that I missed a lot of stuff happening
baltimore_667083: yup
baltimore_667083: roof
measureofhope: uh.
flatluigi: ah
sallomon33: Damn
TheMerricat:
Were you here for the fire? If so, then you just missed Angel breaking containment and running for the police. 
CAKHost: Hello Wall. I see we meet again
sydnius: got another 10 years in her
baltimore_667083: all in all, it’s just a
sallomon33: I assume he's sitting by the pool or swimming in it
TehAmelie: who could have foreseen the lack of effective fire response in the pool area would lead the the camera flipping?
MousseFilledCat: flush dude!
Genie_M: Fire, paths locked, half of the population gone, Angel escape, camera hack
sallomon33: @TheMerricat Which one. Not the one that broke everything, no, that one I saw in the Discord thread
sallomon33: And made me come back here lok
sallomon33: *LOL
sydnius: newcam is more "sitcomy"
flatluigi: we'regetting to see tiny glimpses of the terrible neighbors
blastedman: do several of them have greyscale or did they just get into the body paint
Molladia: what happened to the camera?
sallomon33: @sydnius 'In this episode, Nelly, Gib and Ben are preparing for the big basketball match!'
flatluigi: @Molladia angel escaped
sephsays: @blastedman it's a contagious ailment - makes them "Fine!"
Wolfstrike_NL: Now I wish Ben made all the walls see-through
Volus_dude: Todays episode of LRRvivors. who gets voted
CAKHost: Well we are in the final act. Have to assume things have to start breaking down on stage!
sallomon33: Who did we lose btw?
blastedman: @sephsays nothing says isolation like infection
LordZarano: Fancy move for a season finale to show the set from an angle the audience has never seen before
sallomon33: Besides Angel I mean lol
sallomon33: I know Heather died
Genie_M: Next up Angel
Wolfstrike_NL: @Molladia Angel escaped the house, when it panned back to her, the camera angle had a force change, and panning back to the house it kept this angle
sallomon33: Oh damn
CAKHost: There are a number of urns on the top floor. Don't worry about it! ^u^'
baltimore_667083: uh oh
sallomon33: Poor Ian
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I was out for the event, does anyone know what actually happened?
QuixoticScrivener: me too Ian, me too
sallomon33: Mourning everyone sho they've just lost
measureofhope: where is she?
baltimore_667083: Angel is just…gone
Tantusar: angel now a street
CAKHost: Behind the tree?
korvys: Behind the tree?
Genie_M: Byee Angel
measureofhope: escaped this plane of existence
arcanzaJenkins: Angel is freeeee
flatluigi: can anyone tell who the game thinks she's in a conversation with
baltimore_667083:
She said something about Halifax I didn’t hear it all 
blastedman: in the aaaarms of a roaaaaad
definenull: Uhh
sephsays: Oh my god Angel's planned action tree is amazing
Yondaime233: Angel escaping to the next town over
Austere_Squire: Angel's having a full Shawshank Redemption escape over here
Molator: whoa
RassilonDND: What happened? Why are we staring down a road to nowhere?
Summerlithi: Camera got moved
DeM0nFiRe:
is angy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so ben wolfed at the same time as the fire and the sims panicked? am I understanding this right?
sydnius: take cover angel ⚡️
sephsays: @RassilonDND Angel sleepwalked out of the house
Genie_M: Angel walked off
Tantusar: gnome'd
TheMerricat:
@NarwhalsInATrenchcoat The BBQ grill caught fire. No one put it out and we assume there is no fire alarm on that level because the fire department never showed up. The AI for everyone got broken, I assume because they kept trying to path outside the house but eh door was locked. So they all stood around watching the fire come up and burn them. It took out almost the entire top floor. Once it went out folk started moving again and Angel somehow got out. 
flatluigi: @RassilonDND angel got bugged and is in a conversation and not, and it slowly made her escape the bounds of the house
CAKHost: Why do I think this weather is a herald for something
Wolfstrike_NL: TOILETS ARE FFIXED
arcanzaJenkins: is gibb talking to the toilet?
sallomon33: @Molladia Oh damn I just read that, that's unfortunate for Heather
sephsays: @Wolfstrike_NL Blessed be the gnomes!!
Tantusar: the gnomes fixed the toilets!
Wolfstrike_NL: This is not a drill, go shit!
ZeroEightEcho: Did we always have three toilets?
TheMerricat: Working?
TheMerricat:

RockPusher: arcanzaJenkins Gibb gets on well with the toilet
sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL Turns out we needed the sacrifice of like half the crew for them to fix them
sydnius: wallpaper!
sallomon33: Uh oh
Genie_M: Wall!
Tantusar: rip matt
baltimore_667083: that couldn’t have been good
sallomon33: Who was it, Matt?
RockPusher:
Matt
sallomon33:

baltimore_667083: o7 Matt
measureofhope: That musical sting and the camera zooming in on the wallpaper is ... cinema
flatluigi: what happened to matt?
CAKHost: (Would be funny if there was a mode that lets a whole lot be crushed by the Monty Pyhton Foot. Like some kinda natural/Act of God event. XD )
r10pez10: top right said he died of starvation
TheBob58: He's dying of starvation
sallomon33: @flatluigi He died... in some way
sallomon33: Oh, starvation
sallomon33: Damn
NeoGetz: Matt never got past the trauma of the fire
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creasehearst: @flatluigi died of starvation
sydnius: good ol GAF
Tantusar: love this bit of wall roof
TheMerricat:
Should we be worried about the St. Elmo's glowing green globes of light that were visible in that last shot? 
RassilonDND: Is James the roof protecting us?
measureofhope: c i n e m a
sallomon33: Tbf this is much better than yesterday
baltimore_667083: @measureofhope gives off real “what has happened? we need to know as we see Lance Stroll hitting the barrier” energy
sephsays: @TheMerricat that's the gnomes, fixing or cleaning things
jarnatan: Matt died? But it was only yesterday that It Begins
sallomon33: At least It doesn't begin
Molator: this is a thing
TheMerricat:
James is FOCUSED chat. Can't you see that focus? 
kataanglover1: very focused on that roof
baltimore_667083: am Harry ok?
Genie_M: Just through the door
sallomon33: I like that all of the mascot characters survived BESIDES Bartleby
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: damn, spoopifier got some great hair
Wolfstrike_NL: @TheMerricat James died (Adam's alivee)
sallomon33:
Fire knew which one of them to take 
CAKHost: Aww :c
CAKHost: Death: Fine
TehAmelie: could only maybe add we're pretty sure the soft locking was because sims couldn't fight the fire or escape outside
baltimore_667083: this is what it sounds like…when ghosts cry -cue the rest of the song here-
Wolfstrike_NL: @TehAmelie "Fire seems to have gone out, softlock seems to be lifted"
Genie_M: Death didn't move recently
CAKHost: And now back to Standing, The Game
sydnius: are your windows leaky
baltimore_667083: did we kill death?
Wolfstrike_NL: on 04:48
Robin_NotABird: Death Standing, a hideo kojima game
Genie_M: Fire somewhere again?
CAKHost: XD
VinylMinty: Look at all the actions the sims trying to do at the side
VinylMinty: they're unable to do their queued actions
TheMerricat:
While asleep. 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:
@Robin_NotABird 
TehAmelie: what a treat to see Harry up close
Genie_M: Some of the folk look okay
TehAmelie: or threat
PanicAttackGames: Woah, the angle changed, feels cursed
CAKHost: Death can how perform Brighten Day on a Sim. Good for them! XD
sydnius: ian can fix himself, just needs come copper braid
TheMerricat:
Ian's walk. 
RassilonDND: Should we be concerned angel found a way to escape containment while unconscious and to someone?
Genie_M: Angel coming up
TheMerricat:
Chat I will point out, Angle's portrait is GREEN. She's OK! 
flatluigi: @RassilonDND i think the fire softlock continues to break things; there's other sims who also think they're currently in a conversation while asleep/frozen
CAKHost:
Angel is in a better place... Not on this lot. 
Didero:
@TheMerricat Of course she's OK, she managed to leave! 
baltimore_667083: ok that first noise sounded exactly like real world Ian
baltimore_667083: Angel hath ascended to…somewhere
baltimore_667083: probably Monaco
Wolfstrike_NL: Beneath the road?
TheMerricat:
"A happy sim is feeling great about life" 
Tantusar: well at least she's happy
RockPusher: I wonder if Angel found the subocean
Austere_Squire: she's found happiness
pn55:
She's happy and off to live a better life 
CAKHost: Angel has master the art of hiding in plain sight
Molladia: look at that queue of tasks
sephsays: Ah, she's got games on her phone
mowdownjoe: Where's Angel?
PanicAttackGames: Wait, what happened to like half the housemates too?
sephsays: @mowdownjoe free
RockPusher: Found a group of crime-fighting turtles who gave her pizza
Genie_M: Off the map
sallomon33: @mowdownjoe Outside. Somewhere
KitteyWolf: @PanicAttackGames a huge fire
TehAmelie: a bit worrying getting away from the house made her so much healthier, just wandering the streets for days
PanicAttackGames: Omg D:
PharaohBender27: Morning. How are the Sims doing?
Tantusar: love the top of this door
Austere_Squire: Not Good
Wolfstrike_NL: @PharaohBender27 Excellent!
TehAmelie: @PharaohBender27 a bit sideways
Genie_M: Exciting
CAKHost: (Vaguely think that was also a Monty Python bit I remember?)
MousseFilledCat: @pharaohbender27 so many are dead
TheMerricat: @PanicAttackGames "They're all dead, Dave"
sallomon33: @PanicAttackGames Heather was revived but she went outside and burned to death cuz she's a vamp
RassilonDND: She's found the subroad simbase and she's happy
sephsays: @PharaohBender27 Some of the ones that are alive are feeling great!
Cheese_Hammer: everything's gone a bit sideways
Austere_Squire: Angel's living a new and happy life inside the street the next town over
RockPusher:
Flir
ty
Genie_M: Some can even walk
sydnius: BED
sephsays: Wait, has Angel found the submoon?
Austere_Squire: that or invisbility
Wolfstrike_NL: We lost Alex, Heather, Wheeler, Kathleen, Beej, Serge, Cameron, Cori, Bartleby, Graham, James and Matt, and Angel broke the camera angle
CAKHost: The stage is having an off day. It being the end of the work week, it just doesn't care anymore. XD
RealGamerCow: thats a lot of deah
PharaohBender27: @Wolfstrike_NL Dang.
RockPusher: oh hey, the VR game got fixed
Cheese_Hammer: The season finale or LRRVivor took things in a weird direction
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey VR got fixed!
sallomon33:
@sephsays Wait... sub... moon... what if SimAngel went out of bounds and found her way to the real Moonbase? 
PharaohBender27: So I heard what happened to Heather - what got the rest of them?
flatluigi: fire
Tantusar: fire
baltimore_667083: mostly fire
MrQBear: lots of fire
RassilonDND: The game is going to need CPR at thus rate
sallomon33: Lots of fire
CAKHost: Then she can merge with real Angel and become.... Prime Angel
baltimore_667083: Matt starved (allegedly)
flatluigi: fire and softlock
RockPusher:
PharaohBender27 
sallomon33: Big fure
sydnius: grappling readynness: 100%
sephsays: @CAKHost ArchAngel
flatluigi: the good news is everything will be fine again in about a half hour
Shortfall: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Slay the Princess at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (32m from now).
Genie_M: Fire they couldn't run away from
sallomon33: Adam is big sad
Austere_Squire: why does she want to fight the picture?
korvys: Good roof
CAKHost: @sephsays Even better! XD
kataanglover1: yes... roof view
RassilonDND: Id argue matt got so hungry he tried to eat fire
TehAmelie: love to get a new angle
sallomon33: Good news is that we won't be stuck with a broken game for long
sallomon33: At least
Genie_M: Adam Roof
definenull: I guess Adam got stuck too?
RockPusher: Genie_M fire they did run away from… to their evacuation point, the fire
Austere_Squire: i mean, i have to go soon but i'm having a great time
TehAmelie: oh, we have only this angle now, maybe less good
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RockPusher hmmm I think I see the problem here
definenull: If I had a nickld for every time Adam got stuck in the sims...
Didero: Angel has been replaced with angle
Genie_M: I think this was perfectly in line with what Ben thought as entertainment
CAKHost:
No that's Spoofier. Angel is hiding in plain sight. 
CAKHost: Playful Death is... eee >.>
Genie_M: Grim got stuck too
flatluigi: yeah, also thinks there's a conversation happening
PharaohBender27: So is the Grim Reaper just a permanent resident?
Genie_M: Yes
sydnius: Roof 2: the roofening
TehAmelie: did Paul realize he's a puppet on strings?
TheMerricat: Chat, it's just that the crew has realized the aweful truth about the gnomes. They aren't actually gnomes but weeping angels and if they blink or move... it's over!
CAKHost: Love roof
RockPusher: Now will Angel, wherever she is, have moved forward beyond the plane of the camera by the time we get back to her, thus leaving us staring at the rear wall
CAKHost: @TheMerricat Sure!
RassilonDND: We have more living humans than I expected after the fire
RockPusher: mmm gnocchi
RassilonDND: Angel, ian
Genie_M: They got better slowly
flatluigi: @RassilonDND half of the remaining ones are softlocked
Cheese_Hammer: Ben just dissociating. thinking about how to fix the sims house for next year
flatluigi: he's stuck in a fake conversation from the ui at the top
RockPusher: Creepy wants a James Bond watch
CAKHost: Let Ben do thiiings game
CAKHost: XD
Genie_M: A
TehAmelie: it was downright weird how the tight cluster of sims by the pool only got about half on fire
Whatsit_the_Git: best wishes for you and loved ones chat
Genie_M: Paul chatting with Grin's mist?
Tantusar: ominous smoke patch
RealGamerCow: I'm going to have to go back and watch how this all went down
sydnius: @Cheese_Hammer having the realization that Maxis is the real problem
flatluigi: ooh this is broke broke
flatluigi: paul is "asleep"
CAKHost: Death has misplaced his asset it seems
RockPusher: Paul having the sleep conversation
PanicAttackGames: Lol, I managed to find when Angel breached containment. That slow shuffle away
Genie_M: Angel next
RassilonDND: Maxis being the problem is not a surprise for any sim game
ShaneLeeAtk: Good morning, all. I see we are working for the dunk tank now. Excellent
Whatsit_the_Git: @CAKHost a t-posing forever corpse D: sims 4 really is busted
thegreatwyrdling: I hope Sim-Ian is ok.
CAKHost: @Whatsit_the_Git XD
TehAmelie: that did something with the camera. . .
sydnius: angel in her brick tomb
Tantusar: oh we've tilted slightly more now
RockPusher: Angel allegedly snoozing
Genie_M: Asleep as well
Wolfstrike_NL: Ahw, same road as before
CAKHost: Nothing to see here, Chat! Move along!
LordZarano: Sure have drifted off
PanicAttackGames: Shes passed out in someones garden
flatluigi: oh you can tell when a sim is bugged by the task lift on the left
RealGamerCow: damn, they live in a nice neighborhood
flatluigi: it's... offscreen
Tantusar: we might be looking through the back wall of the house after this
CAKHost: Can almost make out what those flowers are....
flatluigi: creepy doll's is also building up as it's stuck in conversation
kalira77: Oh good, I see I've joined at an auspicious time
Genie_M: Sleepy time for everyone
RockPusher: I think Angel being asleep may have limited the angle turn that time
Robin_NotABird: When Ben gets a chance to look at the final state of the save i'm gonna be really curious where Angel actually ended up
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @flatluigi I guess once someone's task becomes interact with a bugged sim, they also get bugged?
flatluigi: @RockPusher no, she's bugged and was moving even while asleep before
RockPusher: as in she didn't move as far this cycle as last
shippityships: sooooo.... how long have they been bugged
flatluigi: yes
Genie_M: Angel walked while sleeping before
CAKHost: Something something. Danganronpa Meme
sydnius: the irony of angel affecting the angle
flatluigi: gibb gets to be normal
Tantusar: for now
CAKHost: Angle of the Angel
sydnius: grapple time
PanicAttackGames: @shippityships About an half an hour
flatluigi: looks like jordynne is bugged now
Genie_M: Trapped in VR forever
TehAmelie: oh no, Jordynne's stuck in the hologram
flatluigi: that task list building up
kalira77: Jordynne (threatening)
shippityships: at least she gets an idle animation
definenull: Jordynne is stanced up
RockPusher: Jordynne preferring VR over RL
flatluigi: "asleep"
CAKHost: XD
flatluigi: there goes her consciousness
Tantusar: if you sleep in VR, you sleep in real life
flatluigi: adam gone and in a way we can't even look
Genie_M: Adam Roof
RealGamerCow: @flatluigi as he would want it
kataanglover1: The Adam Roof
Tantusar: we've arrived at the complete collapse of society, goof job everyone
flatluigi: spoopifer also bugged
flatluigi: but playful about it
Genie_M: I wonder what locked them so much this time
Summerlithi: Ah, wall, my favourite show
baltimore_667083: I love this album!
shippityships: we live on the roof now
flatluigi: @Genie_M i think it's aftereffects from the fire
FromBrainToKeyboard: Roof is life
kalira77:
Well at least they waited until the last day this time, Tantusar 
baltimore_667083: hello (hello hello) is there anybody in there?
definenull: They're just trying to path to angel, right?
RealGamerCow: spoopifer is with Adam apparently
Robin_NotABird: @Tantusar "goof job" does feel about right
flatluigi: reaper still stuck at the table, tasks fully offscreen
shippityships: grim joined the household, somehow
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Slay the Princess at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (21m from now).
Genie_M: Grim without their feet
kalira77: Grim wants to play a tabletop game, dangit
Chelsea12492: I’m so glad that chat can clear up my confusion. I was like, I swear I was awake two hours ago and they were all in the house lol.
Tantusar: @Robin_NotABird i saw the typo before sending and decided it was correct
PanicAttackGames: 21 mins til salvation
measureofhope: death feeling playful? run.
TehAmelie: Things we Lost in the Fire part 2: all mobility
Genie_M: Nelly Wall
flatluigi: nelly also borked
flatluigi: is gibb the only functional sim currently
Tantusar: not in conversation but stuck nevertheless
FromBrainToKeyboard: Oh Nelly has joined Adam as roof
Genie_M: FINE
RockPusher: Good job Spoopifer
flatluigi: spoopifer somehow working out?
sydnius:

Wolfstrike_NL: Spoops thriving!
flatluigi: ben gone
flatluigi: paul gone
definenull: Uh oh Paul angy
flatluigi: ian trapped in hell
Tantusar: ian's still moving!
shippityships: oh good morning ian!!
sydnius: paul is conteplating OBS
Wolfstrike_NL: Ian, talk to the others!
flatluigi: no don't
Genie_M: Weird arthouse movie, this
flatluigi: i think that stuck ian
flatluigi: yep
flatluigi: lmao
kalira77: I think we've just witnessed the death of zeta, I mean Ian
flatluigi: he put his food down and can't interact with it
sydnius: it's ok, tim hit all a lot
Genie_M: Because Grim is and isn't there
RealGamerCow: oh hi gibb
flatluigi: alright gibb, you're our last hope
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gibb save yourself
Tantusar: hey angel
RockPusher: Angel still thriving
flatluigi: angel still shuffling away broken somewhere
sydnius: we may flip polarity
kalira77: Angel Road
Genie_M: Happy happy
Dunnston: Angel is happy to have flown the coop
flatluigi: (angel is also softlocked somewhere we can't see)
Critterbot:
Oh Angel escaped? Yeah, she would be happy! 
darkora: what ever alternate dimension she's in, she's incredibly happy
darkora: good for her
flatluigi: gibb attempting to talk with ben
definenull: Conversation?!?!?
MrSarkhan: Angel so happy to have escaped containment.
Genie_M: We're down to 11?
flatluigi: that might've broken gibb
kalira77: Oh no, is gibb gone too?
Tantusar: gibb might want the shower
RockPusher: You go Jordynne!
MrSarkhan: Jordynne professional gamer
PanicAttackGames: Jordynne leveling up!
CAKHost: If there was a way to have a pop up on a Sim, we should just put the "It's a mystery.jpg" on Angel at this point. XD
flatluigi: yep there he goes
Tantusar: ayup that's a wrap on gibb
flatluigi: who is he even attempting to talk to
PanicAttackGames: Adam?
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam
23 raiders from sraaah have joined!
kataanglover1: just staring over ben's shoulder
Genie_M: Adam who is Roof
baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
CAKHost: Hello raiders!
Tantusar: so only angel is moving and only in a glitched fashion
baltimore_667083: you’ve walked in on…whatever this is
definenull: Hi raiders welcome to... This
kalira77: You can tell who they're talking to from the UI?
Genie_M: You arrived at a weird time
flatluigi: hi srah we're at the last 15 minutes of our sims goldfish tank and everything is fully softlocked
PanicAttackGames: Welcome to the glitched Sims house raiders
CAKHost: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Slay the Princess at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (14m from now).
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey raiders, please bare with us for 15 more minutes of broken Sims before content starts
TheMerricat:

flatluigi: roof.
sydnius: the return of roof
definenull: What do you mean? This *is* content
StarShock2002: it begins!
Robin_NotABird: Jordynne is going to be so good at games by the time she escapes VR
RockPusher: slightly further away roof
Dunnston: It begins the end
the_lone_bard: So what happened to break the sims? I was gone after Beej and just got back.
kalira77: Welcome, this is the Adam Roof
LordZarano: That's not roof that's siding
flatluigi: @the_lone_bard we think it's fire aftereffects, that a conversation bugged during the softlock
StarShock2002: @sraaah sleep well
flatluigi: and it only got noticeable when a bugged angel escaped the household shuffling very slowly
Robin_NotABird: but also the camera got rotated due to angel sleep-escaping
TehAmelie: @Robin_NotABird i fear it's more like that one pole in Tony Hawk 2 where you can stay and get infinite combos, but never land
Genie_M: The Roof trio
TheMerricat: For anyone joining us late, a couple of hours(?) ago there was a huge house fire at the top level that broke the sims and managed to kill half the cast. They got unbroken, to an extent and were walking around, but then Angel broke out of the house and hightailed for the authorities and is living off lot under a Witness Protection program (we assume) and then the AI broke for the remaining sims again (maybe because they are trying to talk to her and cant find her?)
the_lone_bard: Fair enough... Figures it'd be Angel who escaped.
Wolfstrike_NL: @TheMerricat Yeae, chaos started 90 minutes ago
sydnius: yeah we keep going on Φ
flatluigi: who was even trying to do beer pong
sydnius: we might get to see who lives across the street
RealGamerCow: roof gang roof gang
Genie_M: Ian played against.... Himself?
flatluigi: oh game seems to be lagging now
Cheese_Hammer: it's a sad demonstration of how grief can break a family. Angel has just left, unable to del with things anymore. Jordynne has permanently escaped into virtual reality to lock herself away from reality, and everyone else is just dissociating
flatluigi: maybe we'll get a crash to REALLY end the experiment
Dunnston: @genie_m no wonder he was so sad
LoadingReadyRun: oh no game struggle.
Wolfstrike_NL:
@LoadingReadyRun Things are so broken 
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun hi whoever it is, you don't know the half of it
LoadingReadyRun: (Kathleen here folks, broadcast starts again in about 10 minutes
TehAmelie: it's been a wild year
flatluigi: kathleen everyone has been sent to hell
BlindProphet32:

TheMerricat:
@Cheese_Hammer Expedition 33? 
Noy2222: It begins
Critterbot: Some... things have happened, let's just say.
Genie_M: It all started on new years day
Noy2222: Do you like video games?
Cheese_Hammer: @TheMerricat it's the prequel
flatluigi: we had a fire that killed half the cast and then a softlock that slowly froze away ever yone one by one
hyralt: @LoadingReadyRun let’s goooooooo
flatluigi: also angel escaped
Tantusar: oh hi kathleen, sorry you died in a fire
sydnius: how far did angerl get this cycle
tsp397: Rebate Day was ruined
Cheese_Hammer: The Rebate Day Massacre
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: everyone is in some form of purgatory, unable to move to talk to their friends
r10pez10: hi kathleen
r10pez10: slay the princess hype
TheMerricat:
@sydnius Angel sleep walked all the way off the lot.
When the cammera switches to her it's just looking mournfully over the road like the old Hulk TV show ending. 
kalira77: Ian very sad he can't get to his plate of food
TehAmelie: it'll be known as the Rebate Day Debaclay
Genie_M: Getting incredibly laggy
Tantusar: i see it is very-loosely-relationship-related games day in the lead up to live
Cheese_Hammer: Rebaited
LoadingReadyRun: Y'all mind if I end this early?
TheMerricat: @Genie_M Given how many actions everyone has queued up....
Wolfstrike_NL: Feel free to start earlier, the Sims can't give us more content with the current state of the game
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: grim's particles are over by paul, are people in two places at once
VinylMinty: Go ahead LoadingReadyRun
LoadingReadyRun: How does the normal 6 am start.
LoadingReadyRun: OK!
TehAmelie: oh i think we've got as far as we can
Genie_M: We're stuck
Didero:
I'm glad for these sims that they don't have to suffer through another day of this 
flatluigi: yeah it's unrecoverably bugged
Cheese_Hammer: @LoadingReadyRun it's probably for the best
Dunnston: I actually do not know what slay the princess is, but every time its mentioned folks get so excited
VinylMinty: They're stuck af and its pretty bugged
flatluigi: the most we're waiting for now is for the game to actually crash
Wolfstrike_NL: @LoadingReadyRun Fuzzy cam first
flatluigi: since it's struggling
Cheese_Hammer: Angel is ENERGIZED, though
TheMerricat:
@Dunnston A very very odd game with a very very odd story. 
sydnius: yay snow
definenull: is there normally a stream reset at this point? (i legitimately don't know)
Genie_M: @Dunnston You're in for a ride then
MrSarkhan:
Damn Angel living her best life now that she escaped 
the_lone_bard: I dunno, we might miss some prime "Stand there and stare into space" action.
NeoGetz: It's not snow, its the ashes of the moonbase
Wolfstrike_NL: @Wolfstrike_NL Then splash logo and booth time before juming into game
RealGamerCow: Angel appears to not have moved much
LordZarano: There's a chance everyone could starve
MadWolf1290: the lag is the game, right?
flatluigi: yeah
Dunnston: @TheMerricat @genie_m Ive been looking forward to finding out
Wolfstrike_NL: Not with this lag
flatluigi: goodbye sims house
Genie_M: Bye Sims
kalira77: At least we ended on a happy Creepy Doll
definenull: ah back to blurry studio!
MrSarkhan: o7
MadWolf1290: well, was the game
TehAmelie: wait was that Angel becoming friends with Grim at the end?
TheMerricat: @LordZarano I don't think their motives were decaying while they were frozen, they had been standing around long enough at least one of them should have messed themselves by now.
NeoGetz: o7 Morduu!
Genie_M: This was an experience
flatluigi: yeah, it was hardlocked
RockPusher: Yalma!
Noy2222: It begins
RockPusher: Morduuu
LordZarano:
Sims 
baltimore_667083: Morduuuu
Wolfstrike_NL: Morduuu chat
TheMerricat: Morduuu!!!
Anubis169:
Gooooooooood morning Kathleen! 
Noy2222: Do you like video gaming?
TheMerricat:
I'd love to have Ben take a look and let us know what was going on later on today. 
Dunnston: @Noy2222 No. I LOVE video gaming.
Snowcookies: it's time to slay the spire I mean princess
LordZarano: Good ˌmɔːrˈduːː
Creideiki_SE: @Dunnston But what about reggae?
LoadingReadyRun: Good morning.
Makoforte: Hiii
Badchop: o/
hyralt: G'day
Jillexie: Morning!
Noy2222: There's no sound
AleisAlpto: and away we go
LoadingReadyRun: Still trying to figure out where to point the remote to change an input
PharaohBender27:

Cheese_Hammer: Bon Matin!
PanicAttackGames: Morning
baltimore_667083: we can
Anubis169: yupyup
Lizardman175: we can!
notarealartist: sure can
AugmentingPath: yup
definenull: ah hello!
ArtOfStuttering: Oh yes!
MrSarkhan: Yep!
Jillexie: Hi!
PanicAttackGames: We can!
PharaohBender27: I can
Genie_M: Yes
flatluigi: now we can
Makoforte: We can now!
SandraAustin: Hi
marchphoenix: Hi Kathleen
Noy2222: There's sound
CraziestOwl: we can
PhorrestGaze: we hear
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we can
NINJEDI28: morning
Simonark: AAH! ETHEREAL VOICES!
rabbitgta: HI Kathleen
r10pez10: mic's live
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends!
Desruprot:

farley_f:

Spades_Slicc: Have you pointed the remote at yourself?
Desruprot: 1
RockPusher: Hello Sarah_Serinde
r10pez10: did the batteries die?
PharaohBender27: Stupid garbage can!
Wolfstrike_NL: Hi Dale!
VinylMinty: HAI DALE
baltimore_667083: Dale!
Volus_dude: hi dale
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh a dale!
Dunnston: Dale sighting
PhoenixMelior: Dale!
melegaunt_: Is that a Dale?!
sallomon33: Hi guys!
RockPusher: Hi Dale!
kalira77: Hi Dale
definenull: hi Dale! Good morning!
ArtOfStuttering:
Good morning Kathleen, good morning Dale, good afternoon Chat 
MungoDude: hi Kathleen, hi Dale
MrSarkhan:

PharaohBender27:

TheBob58: Ooooh, I like cool things
Sarah_Serinde: I was up to about the same time as Kathleen but at least it's 9am here
NimrodXIV: A Kathleen and Dale stream! 💙
RealGamerCow: Pizzamas 3?
PhoenixMelior: Possibly more Pizzamas things, alright
Sarah_Serinde: Still would've slept in more but I love this game too much and I'm super excited to see Kathleen and Dale play it
Snowcookies: Cori played it on stream once
MaddogM:
the mics were live so Kathleen could have an audience for her bitching 
Volus_dude:

loufghyslaufey: Wait, no!
r10pez10: as a favour kathleen, for the sims fans: could you please say the word "yalma!" emphatically
TehAmelie: it's a modest sized game
loufghyslaufey: Don't be Right BACK! (yet...)
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde I'm still awake to see at least a little - I'll need to take a quick nap at some point 
NeoGetz: So Hyped for this
MaddogM: same same
loufghyslaufey: Its too, soon...!??
Sarah_Serinde: in other news, I fed these cats less than an hour ago but they appear to be begging for food already....
r10pez10: bye kathleen!
Sarah_Serinde:
@RockPusher well, at least it's the weekend? 
Sarah_Serinde: Hello Dale!
ArtOfStuttering:
Welcome Dale, now you're stuck with us 
sallomon33:
@CAKHost

MousseFilledCat: @sarah_serinde they are starving, you’ve never fed them in their lives
CraziestOwl: hi dale
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @CAKHost I love it
sallomon33: Trueing
Snowcookies: Morning Dale
atinyspacemarine: Hi Dale!
r10pez10: Sarah_Serinde they've never been fed in their lives
Spades_Slicc: I was hoping Kathleen would be on this stream. I will consider this an episode of Now Kiss
hyralt: dale Dale Dale Dale Dale!!
farley_f: hi Dale, btw your character kicked it in the wrestling a few days ago
Sarah_Serinde:
@MousseFilledCat I know, they tell me so multiple times a day
r10pez10
kalira77: @sarah_serinde they may be glitches, but i think it's a common glitch. My cats have it too
notarealartist: yup
Sarah_Serinde: @kalira77 must be contagious
PhoenixMelior: We can!
hyralt: I can hear you
Sarah_Serinde: Now yes!
AugmentingPath: yes
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde My clients insist that any evidence, even personal experience, of them having ever been fed in their live is nothing but a scurrilous fabrication!
definenull:
the dulcet tones of Dale!
baltimore_667083: loud and clear
TheNerdWonder: that's a Dale!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yes
TheBob58: We can!
measureofhope: we hear you
Dunnston: @MousseFilledCat Sad cat diaries have informed me this is true.
CraziestOwl: indeed
PhoenixMelior: Good morning Dale
sallomon33: Yes indeed!
Genie_M: Hi Dale
TheMerricat: We have audio!
CAKHost: Yep!
MungoDude: we hear your beautiful voice
ArtOfStuttering: Yes, we can hear you (although I find it slightly on the low side)
ShaneLeeAtk: We hear those dulcet tones
Capriox_42:

Taliesin_21: ho ho ho indeed
TehAmelie: @definenull more basso i think
TheMerricat:
Is it good coffee? 
CAKHost: Secret Dale Podcast
marchphoenix: Mmm cofee
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Hmm I dunno, I think my memory's pretty decent...
CraziestOwl: how’s the coffee
Sarah_Serinde:

Cheese_Hammer: @TehAmelie dale-cet tones
Risuchia: Hi Dale!
Dunnston: Instantly present
hyralt: instant is Kathleen’s preference anyway
Sarah_Serinde: this is all relatable yes
MungoDude: is it good instant at least?
PhoenixMelior: Hydration is important
r10pez10: are you a bass, baritone, or tenor?
ArtOfStuttering:
I meant volume-wise
But might just be speaking a little softer compared to how loud Kathleen was talking.
RockPusher: We're told adding leftover caramel sauce to it improves it
Snowcookies: I think dale is lower than bass
RockPusher: assuming there is any still kicking around
definenull:

PhoenixMelior: I dont know, third base!
MarkovDescendant: Morning Dale, hope you're doing well.
marchphoenix: You made it to 3rd base?
Sarah_Serinde:
*I* got it 
ArtOfStuttering:
Well, definitely woosh 
the_lone_bard: Humour, on a LRR stream? Unheard of.
baltimore_667083: @PhoenixMelior wait, who’s on first?
Noy2222: Ace of base?
ArtOfStuttering:
Can't be funny on the internet. Or sarcastic. Can't have that 
TheLadyMakai: Morning all how were the Sims last night?
PhoenixMelior: @baltimore_667083 yes.
PharaohBender27: Chat, what's the next stretch goal? I can't make sense of the symbol for it.
RockPusher: Dunk Tank
PanicAttackGames: @TheLadyMakai Not good towards the end...
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Goooooooooood mernern!
Wiliart: @TheLadyMakai On fire
RockPusher: in 488 subs
TXC2: Hello everybody!
Snowcookies: Dale, on the maiden/mother/crone diagram, where would you put yourself?
LordZarano: @TheLadyMakai flamable
GhostValv: o/
Sarah_Serinde: sounds like the Sims
baltimore_667083: @PhoenixMelior but what’s the guy’s name on first base?
Dunnston: There was a massacre last night
Noy2222: Do you like video gaming?
r10pez10: i'm a Tenor 1 so i thinki know what you mean
TheLadyMakai: Ah, gotcha, morning Dale!
PhoenixMelior: @baltimore_667083 naturally!
NeoGetz: Good Morning everyone coming in
TXC2: ooo Dale secret podcast
caimheul converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
SlyFrostPaw:
sims AI broke. Angel got outside which broke the camera 
baltimore_667083: so I pick up the ball and I throw it to naturally
Fantusta: Oh what a good evil laugh
Cheese_Hammer: LRRBRBCast
Micalovits: A secret dale podcast? What a treat
RedNightmare7: Read any good TTRPGs lately?
atinyspacemarine: What's the hot goss, dale?
farley_f: how good your character did in the Royale Rumble maybe
Myrniss: Good timezone 👋
Wiliart: Dale-icious podcast.
TehAmelie: Dale might have played Satan more times than any other actor
RedNightmare7: Triangle Agency, nice
atinyspacemarine: Oh I've heard great things
hyralt: Oh fun. Triangle Agency is like Call of Cthulhu but modern, right?
measureofhope: Ooh, I have triangle agency but I haven't tried it yet
TehAmelie: (so many minute long sketches)
Sarah_Serinde:
oh boy 
thegreatwyrdling: It does seem more like a goofy/silly game.
hyralt: Oh man, I want to pants my GM every session
frnknstn: I hear it is really funny game when it works out
PhoenixMelior: I guess the GM needs to have a firm belt
GrassVortex: ooooh, exciting twist
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that sounds very difficult to gm
stippledotter: @PharaohBender27 Dunk tank I think?
Sarah_Serinde: well that at least sounds fun to try and twist a prophesy but yeah I can see how that would be hard
PhoenixMelior: Eww, capitalism
TXC2: yeah, that needs quite the trust in the play group
GrassVortex: sounds like it requires even more trust than usual TTRPG's. But in a neat way
Fantusta: I love friend computer
PharaohBender27: @stippledotter Oh!
hyralt: @Fantusta and I love friend computer
r10pez10: interesting schtick
BrukadaAbido: Dale!
PhoenixMelior: Yeah i find i like systems with less combat these days
RockPusher: ♫ I love friend computer ♫
Myrniss: Have you had a chance to see the VtM V6 Alpha?
GrassVortex:

PhoenixMelior: End.
marchphoenix: Come pewter?
TXC2: fun is mandatory
hyralt: Probably my fav moment from paranoia. You should do season 2
Genie_M: I recently listened through it all again, such a great story
RockPusher swerves into Ninajirachi
the_lone_bard: I think I've watched that series 3 or maybe 4 times now... What a truly wildly hilarious game that turned into.
measureofhope: Of course we all love friend computer, because we're not communiists! Not even a little bit
flyman347: how many different systems do you mess around with?
Sarah_Serinde: chat, my friends moved to a bigger house recently, and now the cat that would wander around yelling for his people yells so much more than before
Sarah_Serinde: he has more house to search
Sarah_Serinde: even though I am right where he left me
BrukadaAbido: I would love to watch more Dale-run dice friends!
PhoenixMelior: Just more paranoia yeah
Genie_M: Please do
Molladia: Sorry about the average instant Dale. There is good quality instant Moccona coffee on it's way to mail-time. Kathleen will be happy.
hyralt: No complaints here, I just want more Dale GM
frnknstn: I liked the card combat in the prev paranoia
NimrodXIV: Yes more Paranoia please
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde
such lamentations, such opinions, so needy
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher yes indeed
BrukadaAbido: Hi Kathleen!
TXC2: hello Kathleen
Sarah_Serinde: that does help yes
Phailhammer:
Dale's just here to say yes to things. 
PhoenixMelior: Its time for Kathleen and Dale (Kale?)
r10pez10: welcome back, we were singing the praises of friend computer
Micalovits: Just want to say that I have shamelessly stolen "Tell Dale"(Michael for me) and while my players found it a little silly the first time they got an item with it, it has been so much fun to torment them with slightly unknown info
hyralt: @PhoenixMelior Time for KD
QuixoticScrivener: I want this specific podcast.
Sarah_Serinde:

Genie_M: Hi sims
dungeonmasteralek: hello!
DeM0nFiRe:

RockPusher: Not those sims, they are very broken
Genie_M: Not these Sims please
flatluigi: yeah the sims can no longer do anything
Volus_dude: Kathleen died on sims
RockPusher: there we go
AugmentingPath: gibb is thinking about murder and... stealth bombers?
RockPusher:

PharaohBender27:

QuixoticScrivener: @Dale, if you had to isekai a real life friend, who would it be? And why?
r10pez10: jordynne and matt were having issues with it too the other day
r10pez10: ther eit goes!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: putting the rubbish there seems like an oversight
Genie_M: Content warning - there are some strong topics in the game, with graphic representation
RockPusher:
This is why Sims Kathleen being able to fix things seemed entirely unrealistic 
SK__Ren: Gremlins!
accountmadeforants: The inverse of a Tech Support Field
TXC2: Kathleen got that EM field that machines don't like
RealGamerCow: IT people hate to see Kathleen coming
QuixoticScrivener: When did I miss 5.5?
GrassVortex: Morning Kathleen and Dale
Sarah_Serinde:
I am happy to see both of you 
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener 2024 I think
measureofhope: Hi Dale!
PhorrestGaze: @QuixoticScrivener it's also being called 2024 rules and "one D&D"
Volus_dude: reverse 40k orc. folks think it doesnt work so tech stops working
QuixoticScrivener: @TXC2 I am out of the loop.
Genie_M: A conondrum
RockPusher: you have enough room to drive from the other side?
Makoforte: I am gonna have to bail cause I want to play this blind, have a good one
RockPusher:
Kathleen has been busy writing a thing 
h3rsh3yb4r: reclusive author things
r10pez10: it's such a cool thing
sallomon33:
Oooh that's cool 
TXC2:
Kathleen does have the excuses of Child and Book and Graham's Cancer 
GrassVortex: oooh, neat
r10pez10: i want to get the book
definenull: oh wait *that* Abby?!? Glad she's doing well!
hyralt: That's perfect
Genie_M: Turns out you can
Spades_Slicc: Good news, you're playing correctly
hyralt: You should save the princess
Sarah_Serinde: I've only played a bit of Scarlet Hollow, I need to get back to it. Also I still need to play through the expansion for this one...
r10pez10: well
Genie_M: It's horror.
Sarah_Serinde: Also Dale there are so many choices, yes, look forward to it
Sarah_Serinde: no wrong choices
RockPusher:
Dale's laugh is such a delight to hear 
Sarah_Serinde: I do recommend listening to the game
Sarah_Serinde: I love the voice acting
PharaohBender27:
I finally got to playing a few hours of this game last Sunday so I'd be able to watch this session 
Snowcookies: Content warning: this game has a lot so ppl are aware
GrassVortex: ^^
TXC2: !cw
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MaddogM:
yet 
Noy2222: Slay the Princess and/or the Spire
Genie_M: I have never seen any two people playing this game the same way
LordZarano: You are on a path in the woods...
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, yeah there are so many different horror things. There are varying levels of gore depending on the path you end up on too
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes
TheMerricat: just double checking this is a first run/blink playthrough, right?
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat yes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Now kiss!
GhostValv:

Genie_M: Very important - no wrong decisions
i_enjoy_u: Yep
TheMerricat: Music is very low here.
PharaohBender27: Yes, but soft
Didero: Game is very quiet
CraziestOwl: yes
kalira77: Yes, definitely standard Let's Nope warning here
TheLadyMakai: music is good!
TXC2: others at LRR have played this game, I don't think Kathleen or Dale have
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I can here the music
sallomon33:
@Noy2222 Interestingly we saw the beta branch of STS2 under 'no recorded activity' 
TheMerricat: Much better.
measureofhope: I hear it
Didero: Now it's a bit too loud
i_enjoy_u: Too loud now imho
CraziestOwl: too much
Sarah_Serinde: No spoilers or backseating chat, let them discover things on their own. Also please be careful hinting at things, that can be spoilers too.
TheBob58: Sounds good here
TheLadyMakai: we'll try it
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's almost a little loud now.
Sarah_Serinde: just gonna preemptively pin that
BrukadaAbido: Welcome Dale to Now Kiss! As sponsored by Let's Nope
Sarah_Serinde: definitely a bit loud now
accountmadeforants: This is a very good game and I'm happy you get to play it for the first time.
Noy2222: Voice is a bit too high
StarShock2002: bit loud now
Genie_M: Narrator has you 😁
Snowcookies: definitely could be a bit lower
marchphoenix: Johnny sims?
TheBob58: The narration is a bit loud
hyralt: Is the narrator Hbomberguy?
TehAmelie: like, three times louder than you are
flyman347: JOHNNY!!
r10pez10: yeah game a tad loud now
Sarah_Serinde: @hyralt No
MaddogM:
as someone who easily gets decision paralysis, there are always wrong decisions 
Stormspire02: @marchphoenix yep!
PharaohBender27: Well that's a bit dramatic
AleisAlpto: update the title? and the game?
flyman347: holy moly
SmithKurosaki: Can you bump game audio back down a little?
Genie_M: Thinking
TheLadyMakai: tad loud guys
RedNightmare7: Game audio now pretty load
definenull: (should we move the sub counter too?)
Noy2222: Make sure you read the choices, they're not VAed
marchphoenix: Jonathan muther fuckin sins is the narrator? That's sick
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun don't know how much of an issue it is, but the sub bug is over the choices.
marchphoenix: Thank you mods
BrukadaAbido: Explore means we get to keep doing talking, no explore means we made a choice
Sarah_Serinde: Jonathan Sims does fantastic work in this game
Spades_Slicc: (Explore) options keep you in the scene but reveal more info and can affect outcomes. Non-(Explore) options advance the scene
r10pez10: good spot
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen can we please also have the game volume down a bit?
TXC2: ^
BrukadaAbido: Great
TXC2: much better thank you
i_enjoy_u: Excellent
CraziestOwl: great
PharaohBender27:

marchphoenix: Awesoem
Critterbot: Should probably also update the stream title and category.
r10pez10: that's great thank you
Genie_M: Explore is thinking, other is doing
TehAmelie: thankies
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Sarah_Serinde: chat they will find out quickly, we don't all need to explain what explore means
measureofhope: Let it burn!
Genie_M: Or just thinking
Snowcookies: smile
r10pez10:

Mattmitchell45: Dale again getting miscategorized as Evil
r10pez10:
chat if you feel like backseating please turn that response into an emote, usually
does the job
QuixoticScrivener: who talkin crap about my nihilism?
TehAmelie: i know there's one philosophy that considers physical existence corrupt
flyman347: the Magnus archives
Genie_M: I love this game
TXC2: Mattmitchell45 only nice people can play truly evil people
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
Snowcookies: pfft
Spades_Slicc: @QuixoticScrivener Johnathan "Johnathan Sims" Sims
TXC2: Murder bad!
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SK__Ren: I think its calling the monarchy useless
Snowcookies: I forgot how snarky the narrator is
ArtOfStuttering: This is really a trolley-problem. Either you kill the princess, or you kill everyone else, yourself included.
Sarah_Serinde: @Snowcookies It's so good
Noy2222: Alright! Let's kill a trolley!
TehAmelie: but how do we know the narrator is reliable?
BrukadaAbido: @Noy2222 Yeah!
ArtOfStuttering: Must be a very long track to line up the entire world though.
TXC2: TehAmelie we don't
southern_woodsman: Who says the Narrator isn't lying?
Sarah_Serinde: The devs and VAs have done a live stream a couple times where they read out the dialogue live and it was *so much fun*
EthirealPlayer: what game is this? I take it its not the sims
BrukadaAbido: @TehAmelie Why would the narrator ever LIE to me D:
TheMerricat: @EthirealPlayer Slay the PRincess
TheBob58: It has *a* Sims
Spades_Slicc: @EthirealPlayer Well a Sims is involved
Peregrine234: @Sarah_Serinde Yes!! I remember the one where they swapped the VAs that one was great
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's not *that* pristine.
Noy2222: Slay the Sims
Sarah_Serinde: @Peregrine234 Yes I loved that, they did one before too
caimheul: Oh, glad the princess won't get a secondary infection if the blade is used to kill her.
TXC2: why is there a blade here already?
BrukadaAbido: Pay no attention to the hand on the knife
Sarah_Serinde: don't even worry about it
Genie_M: To slay
Noy2222: What if an Italian plumbers comes after us?
the_lone_bard: I'm giving 50/50 odds: You're insane and just killing random women. You're just a serial killer killing random women.
caimheul: "It's all part of the manipulation" says a potential manipulator.
GhostValv:

Sarah_Serinde:

EthirealPlayer: @Spades_Slicc Hearing that voice was definitely a surprise, hello mister archivist
TehAmelie: hmm i do feel he's laying it on too much. in the story we're told, not the performance, obviously
Snowcookies:

NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

melegaunt_: I'm sus of the *whole* situation here.
MalFnord:

Genie_M: Such great VA
canahedo: She sounds friendly
Sarah_Serinde: I am so excited for them to learn about this game
Noy2222: You're the next contestant on The Murder is Right
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Princess' VA is so good
PhoenixMelior: I didnt expect this voice, but it works
Sarah_Serinde: Both VAs did incredible work
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen could you turn up Dale a little bit please?
ghizmou: good skin too
PhoenixMelior: Thank you so much!
southern_woodsman: To y'all's point, I don't see a bucket
PharaohBender27: Dale with the smart read
Sarah_Serinde: might as well embrace it
MaddogM: Is this the training mission from Men in Black?
melegaunt_: MIB style "little girl with textbooks on advanced theoretical physics" vibes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this is Jonathan Sims and Nicole Goodnight, both started in horror podcasting
MrsLlante:
dales super quiet 
r10pez10: this is a good duo for this honestly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless I've missed my guess
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's who the VAs are yes
ErisOfSpace: good morning chat. Ooh slay the princess this game is really good
TXC2: hello ErisOfSpace welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 The Magnus Archives re-listen urge is strong now
jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 YOURE super good!!!! GOTTEM
BrukadaAbido: I'm currently on Season 4 of Magnus Archives, been using it to fall asleep for awhile
L0rdX33n: *yawn* Good morning humans and others. Did Beej beat Fallout?
TXC2: hello L0rdX33n he sure did
r10pez10: i'm scared of most humanoids lady you're not special
electra310: So is the blue thing in the countdown bar the dunk tank?
L0rdX33n: Good for him
Genie_M: Feisty princess
RockPusher: electra310 yup
TXC2: electra310 correct
BrukadaAbido: This game is one of my girlfriend's absolute favorites. One of the first gifts I got her was an acrylic keychain of the Damsel
PharaohBender27:

Sarah_Serinde:
What, don't you trust this voice? 
Spades_Slicc: Yesssssssssssssssssss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicole Goodnight is still quite a powerhouse in indie audio fiction acting
IbunWest: Staring contest let's go
BrukadaAbido: The writing and VA works are both so incredibly good
Sarah_Serinde: *vibrates*
electra310: I can squint for a very long time
TehAmelie: her talking about how dangerous she is makes me trust her MORE
melegaunt_: I mean, it's the title.
IbunWest: Gonna be a lot of vamping time
PhorrestGaze: the wizard put her in the jar for a reason
Genie_M: My time was so different
Sarah_Serinde: No wrong choices, just have fun
Noy2222: Short game
Sarah_Serinde: Explore!
IaCthulhuFthagn: But... what if she was trapped in a jar?
r10pez10:

electra310: You have angered the princess, she catches you and eats you
Noy2222: Pretty much You Have to Burn the Rope
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

GhostValv:

melegaunt_: And I mean *listen to her*. Voice thick with malevolence.
Sarah_Serinde:

GrassVortex:

Noy2222: Speedrun strats
Peregrine234:

definenull:

Nathade: @IaCthulhuFthagn Then you'd have to open the jar to slay the princess and that's never a good idea
accountmadeforants:
Exactly like You Have to Burn the Rope 
IbunWest:

Snowcookies:

definenull: whoah
kdefinition:

stippledotter: The greatest horror of all: ethics
caimheul: "Everyone's a hero in their own way"
EthirealPlayer: Im sure a system where all orders are expected to be followed blindly is a great place to live in
accountmadeforants:

electra310: That's a mean right hook
RockPusher: Princess got hands!
TXC2: Princess Stronk!
SlyFrostPaw: damn, full counter
Thefluffiestguineapig: This duo is perfect for these discussions
TehAmelie: and heels!
melegaunt_: Don't leave a job half-finished.
rabbitgta: Interesting hand for the hero
Spades_Slicc: You dug your grave, lay in it
Noy2222: Half-slay the princess
Forlorgen: every time I hear the Protagonist voice I want to go back to the Magnus Archives
melegaunt_: wait are those gloves or SCALES
AleisAlpto: FINISH HER
Spades_Slicc: @melegaunt_ dont worry about it
gsyhiap: Are we... the baddies? Let's find out together.
narset6691: look at your hand
narset6691: thats odd
PhorrestGaze: are we scaly?
melegaunt_: We have CLAWS
southern_woodsman: Why are we a lizard monster?
GhostValv:

Genie_M: Claws
ladyjessica: I love this game
ichibento:

the_lone_bard: You had a knife and she straight beat your ass to death. "hero" might be a generous title at this stage.
Sarah_Serinde:
Okay I love not only this game but also people learning things about it for the first time 
definenull: interesting./..
ladyjessica: I love how little we know about ourselves at the start.
BrukadaAbido: Our character design is really really cool, but we don't get to see it much
Genie_M: @Sarah_Serinde It's fun to read chat too 😁
Noy2222: Well, short game
Snowcookies: gg
Sarah_Serinde: good stream everyone
definenull: credits?
DeM0nFiRe: F
PharaohBender27:

ladyjessica: check out your cursor
i_enjoy_u: Pointer is now scaly
CAKHost:
Everything goes dark and you die. 
Forlorgen: Now the game begins
TXC2: oh so it is
TehAmelie: that was the first time i died. . .
jacqui_lantern234:
down with the princess long live the princess 
GrassVortex: love how the music is a bit garbled now
Forlorgen: PUSH THAT BOUNDRY!
rabbitgta: The pointer changed?
matthaus_c: very much giving eldritch proxy war
Thefluffiestguineapig: "You're probably wondering how I got here"
Noy2222: "You see, I have this condition"
definenull: oh right the pointer
TXC2: gotta find the extremes before you can find the happy medium
BrukadaAbido: And now I can share that Girlfriend's favorite genre is "Monochromatic time loops"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the narrator might be talking to the "Voice of the Hero" because they said "our friend" about the combat damage
ladyjessica:
new voice 
Noy2222: Slay the Princess, Slay the world
Bright5park: "When Stanley came to a set of two chained-up Princesses, he slayed the Princess on his right."
Forlorgen: NEW VOICE!!! YEAH STUBBORN IS GREAT
r10pez10:

NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: stubborn might be my favourite
IaCthulhuFthagn:

Genie_M: Stone?
TXC2: door is different this time
CAKHost: Stubborn: "I'm too tired for this sh*t"
SlyFrostPaw: but what if... Princess offers me a cool rock? gotta trust that
MousseFilledCat: uh, that mirror seems new?
EthirealPlayer: mirror?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Big Heracles in Hades 2 energy
Sarah_Serinde:

stippledotter: Ah, a three little pigs situation
measureofhope: Different cabin
definenull: Huh
CAKHost: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah, Totally!
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Do this right" is a fascinating phrase
TXC2: LIES!
GhostValv:

NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

ladyjessica: explore is a choice that isn’t a choice most of the time.
ancientspark: Stubborn, you're so right
Genie_M: You died
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stanley Parable ass tone to the narrator
Sarah_Serinde: so valid
Desruprot: woah
the_lone_bard: OK I think I know what kind of game this is now... I want to see more but I should try and sleep.
Bright5park: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, it feels very much like if Stanley Parable was a horror visual novel.
arcaneIllumination: @the_lone_bard get some sleep. the vod will always be there
TXC2: the_lone_bard there will always be the VoD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bright5park It's more the tone the Narrator takes
LadyAiluros: are we allowed to post theories?
TXC2:
3 voices? Rookie numbers 
L0rdX33n: I predict princess will sound different with no knife
PharaohBender27: Brimstone?
GhostValv:

Sarah_Serinde: If you're just guessing, go ahead and discuss guesses LadyAiluros
LadyAiluros: We're the princess
definenull: last time?
Sarah_Serinde:
If you know what's going on, please continue not hinting at things, thank you chat 
ancientspark: Goku ass princess
Vector_Zero: those bells are really sending Obra Dinn vibes
LadyAiluros: calling it
LadyAiluros: oh I have no bussing idea
TXC2: remember: Guesses have question marks in them
flaressi: suplex the princess!
Noy2222: "It's-a-me! The murderer!"
AleisAlpto: ok
Forlorgen: We can do both
SlyFrostPaw: never saw any of this game before, neat
Snowcookies: devil princess?
r10pez10: i think the princess is pretty cool
LadyAiluros: but my literary analyical training says that's the irony
TXC2: oh she's a Tiefling now
jacqui_lantern234: hello princess 😳
Twilight_Spark: Oh no she's hot
IbunWest:

Spades_Slicc: Okay, I think we can take her
Austere_Squire: Slay the Princess is SO good
stippledotter: Oh no she's not
NimrodXIV: I think our pov may be another lie
stippledotter: *hot
PharaohBender27: Oh no we disappointed her!
Sarah_Serinde:

NorthstarTex: Hello mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry (repeats)
Bright5park: Uhm... is dating the Princess an option now? 👉👈😳
stippledotter: I hate it when people talk to me in red dialogue
SlyFrostPaw: can we.. lay the princess instead? 🥺 👉 👈
Nathade: @Bright5park maybe after a few more rounds of mutual destruction
BraveOthello: @Bright5park What part of "slay the princess" are we not getting
TXC2:
BraveOthello the part where she's hot 
NorthstarTex: @BraveOthello the 's' in slay part
themercenary1987: Back from Coyote vs ACME, how're you guys?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

the_lone_bard: This is loading ready run. When a colleague says something insane you yes and it.
TehAmelie: there is a game called (S)lay the Dragon, we could be on that track
BraveOthello: @themercenary1987 Pretty good, how was it?
TheSpikeFeeders: Well well well, if it isn't Loading Ready Run
themercenary1987: A worthy succsosor to Roger Rabbit, Very Funny with a great message
Sarah_Serinde:

Forlorgen: Princess wants a fight not a rescue lol
ladyjessica: hello spikes!
r10pez10:

fairieswithboots: Oh my goodness, the narrator sounds like Zedaph. Did Zed do voice acting?
TheSpikeFeeders: Jim!
Sarah_Serinde:
@fairieswithboots This isn't Zed, it's Jonathan Sims 
fairieswithboots: Oki, thanks for the info.
GhostValv:

Spades_Slicc: @fairieswithboots Johnathan "Johnathan Sims" Sims
ghizmou: everyone be lying
Sarah_Serinde: I love exasperated narrator
hyralt: @Sarah_Serinde It was nice to add the VA name to this response, thank you.
AleisAlpto: well
BrukadaAbido: Chat, she's crazy
nightshifte: she sounds nice
Showsni: We can fix her?
IbunWest: threaten me with a good time why don't you
AleisAlpto: that escalated quickly
Forlorgen: This is my kind of lady
TXC2: kinky
the_lone_bard: Oh so she's a Khorne worshipper... Someone get the space marines.
themercenary1987: Livin La Vida Loca
Cheese_Hammer: Blood for the blood god!
Redbassist:

AleisAlpto: OH BOY
Forlorgen: uh oh mommy is mad
Sarah_Serinde:

Zyrconium: Congrats, you've freed her.
ancientspark: Guess I'll Die
Snowcookies: her expression looks like a madwoman
gsyhiap: Cheese it!
thegreatwyrdling: Guess I'll die
NapalmSideburns: Guess I'll die
TXC2: oh no, she got them crazy eyes!
r10pez10: [Die.]
Genie_M: You wanted to free her
Forlorgen: there is no reason only fighting
SlyFrostPaw: [ABSCOND] 🏃
TXC2: bravely run away
stippledotter: Whoa, mirror gone
Sarah_Serinde:

Sarah_Serinde: @stippledotter Yeah it disappeared when we tried to touch it earlier
PharaohBender27: Maybe the Princess will pull an Adam and get got by the door . . . or not
nightshifte: if she's this strong why was she just chilling in chains?
arcaneIllumination: I love how they haven’t questioned the difference in the environment beyond the lack of dust and the mirror earlier.
SK__Ren: Shes so... BIG
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: big lady!
jacqui_lantern234: ooh shes so BIG 😳
TXC2: GIANT WOMAN!
Duffadash: Tall
Forlorgen: Kathleens face is priceless
Showsni: That went well
Sarah_Serinde: @nightshifte good question, next question
LordZarano: Holy shit. I've watched so many streams of this game and I've never seen this route before
SlyFrostPaw: @nightshifte for the love of the game she seems to just.. want to fight
NorthstarTex: why are we calling her princess, she is tall enough to be a queen
Didero: This seems like a game for Adam
definenull: gg
Snowcookies: gg
e_bloc: and that is what I call the 'good ending'
Sarah_Serinde: @LordZarano They did do an expansion a while back
GhostValv:

Forlorgen: Cowards cant block warriors
TheLadyMakai: gg
ladyjessica: and you die
NorthstarTex: GG
PharaohBender27:

Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they added a bunch of stuff
jacqui_lantern234:

TXC2: I feel like Adam has played this
definenull: whoah the landscape tho
ladyjessica: I’ve played this through all paths and this was a good one
Desruprot: uh big environment change
Genie_M: Forest are you alright?
Sarah_Serinde:

r10pez10:

BrukadaAbido: Hi there Broken
ladyjessica: are you playing the pristine cut?
NorthstarTex: what circle of hell are we in?
accountmadeforants:
@Genie_M This is a generic forest, the most forest-looking forest to ever forest 
ladyjessica: the pristine cut has extra stuff
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

Omthebox: I dont recall Adam ever playing it, But he does stream during my work hours
ladyjessica: hello broken
SlyFrostPaw: now we just need the Beaten, and the Damned for the whole Black Parade collection
Sarah_Serinde: *pats player character* you can fit so many voices in this thing
Noy2222: The world is squishy
PharaohBender27:
@SlyFrostPaw 
BrukadaAbido: @Sarah_Serinde xD
Showsni: Right click
canahedo: yep
TheLadyMakai: sound is good
Anubis169:
audio levels good 
Genie_M: Right click in renpy
AleisAlpto: sound's good
ladyjessica: audio good
jacqui_lantern234:
@Sarah_Serinde i can say the same about several friends, PC aint special 
e_bloc: yes please
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want Kathleen and Dale louder vs the game but that's just me
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TXC2:
off? it looks like we're walking on a brain 
PharaohBender27:

ladyjessica: A LITTLE!??
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh we got ice cream when the Sims were broken!
definenull: Narrator kinda sus
e_bloc: but isnt the end what we want
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig we got ice cream during Fallout with Beej
Desruprot: seems like Stanley Parabel but horrorish
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was so tuned into this game (know I won't be able to play it myself but love watching this kind of thing) that I didn't notice
jacqui_lantern234:
but oblivion is sexy!!! 
Stormgod519: good morning, chat!
Anubis169: Mornin' Stormgod!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Good for Beej!
TXC2: hello Stormgod519 welcome
Genie_M: It's two actors
ladyjessica: stanley walked so slay could rub
ladyjessica: run
jacqui_lantern234: hey @Stormgod519
gsyhiap: Telling someone in a time loop that there's an end option might not go the way you hope, Narrator...
Sarah_Serinde: Like I said, the VAs were *so good* in this
Genie_M: You and princess
ladyjessica: love the VAs
r10pez10:

Stormgod519: hi TXC2, jacqui_lantern234
e_bloc:

melegaunt_: Oh, do we not exist outside of the context of the story?
Sarah_Serinde:

Didero: We found the sub ocean!
jacqui_lantern234: subocean get?
gsyhiap: Peace at last!
Duffadash: The subocean!
CAKHost: You found the Sub Ocean!
CAKHost: It is full of Hands
GhostValv:

NapalmSideburns: Ahh, an all-hands meeting
melegaunt_: oh, and normal hands, too
jacqui_lantern234:
is this the alleyway in jjba? 
Sarah_Serinde:
@NapalmSideburns 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde If you like Jonathon Sims/the male VA I would recommend the Magnus Archives. He is also an excellent writer
TehAmelie: i think the game tricked us when it said there was no wrong choices, we should have been worried about how permanent the choices are
fairieswithboots: Watch and Play with Kathleen and Dale
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm very aware
r10pez10: i wonder if abby howard is good at drawing hands
PharaohBender27:

Spades_Slicc: There Are No Wrong Choices
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think there are any paths in this game that *aren't* unusual
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

TXC2:
r10pez10 she is now 
Thefluffiestguineapig:

definenull: There are no wrong choices as long as you commit?
GhostValv: these are different paths than I have taken, but interesting nonetheless
definenull: Mawp
jacqui_lantern234: ok, im tagging out. i want no more spoilies
TXC2: so long jacqui_lantern234 stay safe
arcaneIllumination: @jacqui_lantern234 Understandable
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@jacqui_lantern234
Have a good time!
swordfishspyke: I love this game
ladyjessica: I don’t think I’ve seen that before… even now I have new experiences
RockPusher:
Alright friends, I'd love to hang out more but I need sleep to make it through tomorrow. Have fun and see you again in a few hours! 
Sarah_Serinde: Goodnight RockPusher!
RockPusher: Get them that dunk tank chat!
TXC2: so long RockPusher sleep well
Sarah_Serinde: There are so, so many ways to do this
narset6691: this game is pretty amazing with permutations
Sarah_Serinde:

ladyjessica: it really is
Genie_M: This game has incredibly divided paths
definenull: Wait wha
ladyjessica: this game has a lot of paths
r10pez10: it's one thing to write, it's another thing to write branching paths, and it's yet a third thing to do it so well
Sarah_Serinde: @r10pez10 It's so much work, and they did an incredible job
PharaohBender27: There's a couple of paths I took when playing this game the other day that I would be interested to see them get to
ladyjessica: is she smaller than before?
Genie_M: Hi princess
r10pez10:

TehAmelie:
now i remember what game is the reverse of this, Why is this Dragon So
Cute?
definenull: Cut.. How?
Genie_M: (this was my first path)
TXC2: and a movie
ghizmou: I thought you were talking about the subathon Kathleen
electra310: I feel like his attitude about that couldn't be described as nonchalant
SK__Ren: Oh! I watched a video about htat
TXC2: he had to break his arm before he could cut it off
Bionull: Love this game. How long have they been at it?
TehAmelie: maybe 30 minutes
canahedo: @Bionull About an hour
IaCthulhuFthagn: Aron Ralston's book is... sure a read.
Genie_M: @Bionull Second chapter 1
AleisAlpto: OH DEAR
Showsni: @Bionull I think this is their third time meeting the princess
Volus_dude:

wench_tacular: yikes
Metric_Furlong: nom nom nom
Simbionis: WELL THEN
Snowcookies: gah
eshplode:

electra310: Uh-oh
definenull: Gah
TXC2: wow this 0 to 60 REAL Fast!
CAKHost: Eeee D8
e_bloc:

CAKHost: MA'AM
GhostValv:

definenull: OK I might need cw
Bright5park: That's... intense.
TXC2: !cw
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Omthebox: We got bird hands
Dragoonspirits86: what did i walk into...
Spades_Slicc: Don't worry about it Om
Sarah_Serinde: Some routes have more gore than this, some have less
AleisAlpto: oh for the love of
nightshifte: that'll buff out
Omthebox: Birb
r10pez10: is the princess ok
richard_ermen: Not gonna lie, a great game. Very much enjoyed the story and its variations.
narset6691: @nightshifte lmao
ladyjessica: I love how few colours there are
stippledotter: Well, she's disarmed
Astramentha:

Genie_M: She's fine
Spades_Slicc: @Dragoonspirits86 Impromptu amputation, Impromptutation
CAKHost: Her eyes are very good!
Redbassist:

r10pez10: such a good image
TehAmelie: that should kill her within 5 minutes
TXC2: ok the arm cutting is over for now
accountmadeforants: Got them big ol anime eyes
Metric_Furlong: we have a cool arm
RealGamerCow: Cw: Abby Howard
Sarah_Serinde:
@RealGamerCow
Accurate
ghizmou: Cheater !
Sarah_Serinde:

TXC2: or we kill ourselves
SlyFrostPaw: I am, fascinated by whats going on in this game
Spades_Slicc:

NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

Bionull: That third slay the princess looked pretty good to me
Metric_Furlong: are rigid, normal human hands
Metric_Furlong: *our
SlyFrostPaw: HUGE Kudos to the writer(s) this has me hooked instantly
PharaohBender27:

wench_tacular:

definenull: o7
GhostValv: o7
e_bloc:

Redbassist:

Genie_M: Oh how I love this game
Volus_dude: narrator i have come to bargain
Metric_Furlong: no! our normal human body!
Sarah_Serinde:
@SlyFrostPaw Black Tabby Games, which is Abby Howard and Tony Howard-Arias. There's awesome 
accountmadeforants: Tehepero
Sarah_Serinde: weird typo, brain
Jillexie: This hand is so good.
definenull: This has maid cafe energy
TXC2: "I'm feeling a little woozy here!"
e_bloc: can we find out what she's good at so we can bring that instead
MinotaurFluff:

PharaohBender27: Look, this is YOUR fault, Narrator!
Sarah_Serinde: There are many, many paths to this game, so chat if you enjoy it I highly recommend picking it up, you will find new things even if you watch the whole stream today
wench_tacular: F
MalFnord: @definenull the hell kind of maid cafes do you go to?
Gophersaurus: We ran into her knife
Spades_Slicc: I don't feel so good, Narrator-chan
SlyFrostPaw: @Sarah_Serinde fantastic! love what im seeing. love intersting horror narratives
GhostValv:

ladyjessica: I love the repeated phrases
Johanson69: ::)
Sarah_Serinde: @SlyFrostPaw I definitely also recommend their game Scarlet Hollow in that case
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

SquallLoir: this game ruuuules
TXC2: I like the very sight discord in the music when we come back in
r10pez10:

eshplode: This is great. I wouldn't play it myself, but I want to see more
Bionull: I wish someone would assure me I'm not dead
Johanson69:
Smitten my champ 
Genie_M: Get the game everyone if you enjoy this - there's so many paths you won't see today
Kidror: I love the Smitten so much
electra310: LOL, a new guy
definenull: Oh sudden romance
NorthstarTex: Smitten ey?
RealGamerCow: Smitten is very Matt Berry
Didero:
@Bionull Twitch does feel like purgatory at times 
definenull: 4?!?
NorthstarTex: I like the Smitten guy
Metric_Furlong: "we?"
electra310: Hero, Smitten, Us and the princess
Johanson69: Hero, Smitten, Princess and player?
Spades_Slicc: btw people, Scarlet Hollow (BlackTabbyGames other game)'s latest chapter is three TIMES larger than the entirety of Slay the Princess
AugmentingPath: smitten, hero, character, princess
Sarah_Serinde: @Spades_Slicc it's ridiculous how much work they've put into it, it's such an accomplishment
TheNerdWonder: there's a Broken in there somewhere perhaps too
PharaohBender27:
Whatever, Lord Byron 
TXC2: Sims chanallening Matt Barry with that voice
Sarah_Serinde: okay new pin to get both important messages
Myrniss: I was AFK 10 minutes. What did i miss?
AugmentingPath: @TheNerdWonder I think we lost broken after the reset
definenull: Thanks mods that link was helpful
r10pez10:
Myrniss we saved the princess 
Spades_Slicc: @Myrniss got killed
narset6691: ah circular logic
TheNerdWonder: @AugmentingPath entirely possible. Never played this
Sarah_Serinde:
@definenull Glad to help 
TXC2: !events
Sarah_Serinde:
Jonathan Sims imitating *himself* is just 
NorthstarTex: Based hero.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

Johanson69: Boltzmann Brain mentioned?
Desruprot: Why are we Here?
Genie_M: This was one of the games that made me dive into VN games
PaperDoopliss: @Desruprot To slay the princess. Keep up
NorthstarTex: How can we explain what happens by what we fail to perceive?
Bionull: What does Descartes say about slaying princesses?
narset6691: Kathleen your talk of Samsara, was strangely on point earlier.
r10pez10: i'm going to bed enjoy slaying or not slaying the princess
Sarah_Serinde: goodnight r10pez10!
TXC2: so long r10pez10 sleep well
Desruprot: @PaperDoopliss but is that really the answer?
Sarah_Serinde:

accountmadeforants: We know the Princess is a featherless biped
Metric_Furlong: we also learned we have a cool, very normal, human hand
Sarah_Serinde:
the Smitten is so fun 
Spades_Slicc: What lies has the Narrator actually told you though?
matthaus_c: the narrator transparently lied about the mirror
josh___something: @accountmadeforants And we know that we ARE feathered... i think
IaCthulhuFthagn:
@Spades_Slicc "Princess bad." That's enough for me 
NorthstarTex: Sure buddy.
PharaohBender27: "What she even princess *of*?"
r10pez10: more to the point, who locked *you* in
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 great question
PaperDoopliss: Chosen One!
Genie_M: 😁
Desruprot: to bring balance to the force
Metric_Furlong:
@PharaohBender27 destroying the world, obvs. 
PaperDoopliss: We're a high fantasy protagonist on an epic quest
Sarah_Serinde: congrats chat, you're special
Spritz_T: it felt like the game didn't answer a lot of questions when i played it
Sarah_Serinde:

NorthstarTex: I'm special and I shall lurk in here while hitting up the farmer's market, also nice hand
Omthebox:
Because you are hiding something? 
PaperDoopliss: I'm reasonably sure you get pretty much all the answers depending on what route you take through the game
richard_ermen: @Spritz_T I think it implies a lot and you have to infer some, but I found it overall very much clear what happens after two or three run-througs.
Omthebox: Source: Dude just trust me
Volus_dude: Lady of the potato cellar. true ruler of cabin of the woods, first of her name
Genie_M: Smitten is great
definenull: The narrator is just improv in now
Metric_Furlong: My "I'm definitely not hiding something, stop questioning me" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
josh___something: I feel like knowing more about your supposed quarry will actually HELP in slaying the princess
Spades_Slicc: @Volus_dude First of her name, huh? and what name is that again?
PharaohBender27: By the way, I have to say I really like the art style of this landscape
narset6691: like we had any choice my guy
IaCthulhuFthagn: @NorthstarTex Because of the "nice hand" at the end, I was trying to parse that sentence as a snarky comment an M:tG opponent would say before losing.
TXC2: Slay, maybe her name is Slay
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I love Abby's art
Metric_Furlong: why would we need a mirror? we'd just see a perfectly normal human body in it
TXC2: it's Slay comma The Princess
SlyFrostPaw:
@TXC2 Slay: The Princess 
Volus_dude: Spud Spencer
Sarah_Serinde:
@TXC2 
josh___something: Smitten pls
Omthebox: This weathered path to the cabin looks less like a foot path and more like a bike path
Bionull: @TXC2 Legendary creature
matthaus_c:
it's fun having Matt Berry in our head 
PaperDoopliss: A mirror you say hmmmmmmmm?
Desruprot: mirror
Omthebox: Do you think we get a mountain bike
BtEtta: Slay the Princess is one of the lesser known games in the World of Darkness.
Didero:
Oh hey, a mirror 
TehAmelie: maybe we should be a little circumspect to avoid the Narrator screwing with us (she said to the Smitten, hopelessly)
TXC2: also a mirror again
Genie_M: Wooden cabin
narset6691: @BtEtta is that legit?
Johanson69: ::)
Noy2222: What mirror?
Spades_Slicc: @narset6691 No, but it is funny
TXC2: narset6691 no, I gathered they're making a joke based on what I said
narset6691: @Spades_Slicc awww
fairieswithboots: @BtEtta So, you can just force the chain to be gone if your will is strong enough?
Sarah_Serinde:

PharaohBender27: Or maybe a feather in our hat
Metric_Furlong: thanks Smitten
PharaohBender27: You know, like a musketeer
Spades_Slicc: @fairieswithboots Maybe if you were playing Mage instead of Slay
ichibento: I love Smitten.
IaCthulhuFthagn: It is a mirror, though. It is something that allows us to see ourselves.
accountmadeforants: So according to Plato we aren't a human
stippledotter: I can only imagine based on the information that we're a Dino person with a unicycle for leg
Desruprot: extra fancy cabin
fairieswithboots: @Spades_Slicc Fair. All is there at the same time in WoD though.
Omthebox: A T or perhaps L junction fancy
narset6691: who keeps all the torches lit
definenull: ooh is this a date?!?
PharaohBender27: @stippledotter Wouldn't that make descending the staircase a real challenge?
GhostValv:

Spritz_T: super simpin'
Sarah_Serinde:
Trivia I adore about the "if the princess lives here" line: I thought maybe they were reusing it, but no, the VA just chose to say it exactly the same way every time, for fun 
TXC2:
there's being Smitten and then there's being a creep 
stippledotter: @PharaohBender27 Only if we weren't, like, really talented
melegaunt_: Less heavy-duty shackle?
TXC2: she looks...younger?
definenull: come back?
SlyFrostPaw: @Sarah_Serinde I Love when voice actors do stuff like that
flouncy_magooo: NicholeGoodnight was such a perfect casting for the princess.
Omthebox: Well. Not Here here
Omthebox: its a castle this time
TXC2: we became killed
Sarah_Serinde: @SlyFrostPaw it's so funny how it's just a different tone than the lines right before it sometimes
Johanson69: she really said ^v^ here
Sarah_Serinde: @flouncy_magooo she did an incredible job
call_me_Aras: Okay, if I want to play this game myself, I can't keep watching.
Genie_M: Hero doubting Smitten
narset6691: its one of those, if im all thats standing in between the world an oblivion, its a lot of other peoples faults it came down to that
Spades_Slicc: Look, i'm not an Elder Scrolls fan but I think calling being sent to Oblivion "Damned" is a bit far
TXC2: what if we;re the world?
Johanson69: @call_me_Aras Strongly recommend to forge your own path and experience all of it!
Sarah_Serinde: duh
Omthebox: Fair enough
Chronomagistrate: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, Jonny is real good at repeat delivery of lines like that.
TheNerdWonder: hahaha
TXC2: like maybe the narrator is our own narcissism ?
definenull:

Omthebox: yyyyyeeeess????
PharaohBender27: Uh oh we just planted the idea . . .
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Sarah_Serinde:
@Chronomagistrate Oh hello!
Yes I always gush about his work here
Genie_M: Love your reaction
Snowcookies: oh she's a people pleaser
definenull: I like smitten more and more (as a character)
Spritz_T: those two struggle to make a two digit iq
MalFnord: oh yes, this route
TheNerdWonder: this is so well written
Peregrine234: man this route is so fun lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: I paused making breakfast to say Voice of the Smitten has perfect narrative timing where you think "even if I don't like all the voices it's ok" and now OH I HATE THIS
TXC2: "I hate these filthy neutrals Kif"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also she said "was I supposed to have ended the world" not "I ended it"
Chronomagistrate:
It's always weird (in a good way) when I hear my friend's voice on streams playing this 
Sarah_Serinde:
I can imagine 
Didero: She could've just taken the knife and NOT stab us
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Thefluffiestguineapig: The door was lockedc
Astramentha:

wench_tacular: she's very chipper
Sarah_Serinde:

definenull: interesting
TXC2: nothing is Perfect
PharaohBender27: Yeah bring back dragon fighter
Spades_Slicc: "There's no one else like me" except for the other versions of him
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Because I like it better"
BrukadaAbido: @Spades_Slicc Yeah but he doesn't know about them
ichibento:

PaperDoopliss: It would be horrible if we opened ourselves up to manipulation
TehAmelie: i don't know what do do of the narrator insisting the other world the princess ended is real and also denying we have done this before
TehAmelie: *what to do with
GhostValv:

Spades_Slicc: @BrukadaAbido He literally just referenced them
Anubis169:

definenull:

GhostValv:

accountmadeforants: I love how the "Hero" is moving further and further away from his initial heroic notions
Sarah_Serinde:

definenull:

Sarah_Serinde:
"A lot of strong feelings" is a kind way of describing it 
Metric_Furlong: with our normal human hands
wench_tacular: the power of positive thought
josh___something: Totally normal hands
narset6691: the question of the boy too young to know what to ask
Astramentha: 👁️👁️
Genie_M: 🥰
TXC2: the power of not being an A-hole
Sarah_Serinde:
That's the Hero, Kathleen, this is the Smitten 
RealGamerCow: I just realized the Princess is Nichole Goodnight.
Sarah_Serinde: @RealGamerCow It is!
Spades_Slicc: : )
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

RealGamerCow: this version of her voice is closest to her normal speaking voice
eshplode: Was the cursor always a bird talon?
TehAmelie: i'm forming a theory of the princess but i don't know if my amazing deduction would spoil something. . .
RealGamerCow: or at least the voice she uses when she streams
nightshifte: she's going to end the world by ending the story (for the Narrator)
PaperDoopliss: @RealGamerCow Talon when we don't have the blade, blade when we have the blade
definenull: oh no she has devolved in to NPC mode
definenull: the sparkles I can't
GhostValv:

narset6691: sparkles!
Johanson69:
she
Genie_M:

Astramentha: ✨
DeM0nFiRe:

electra310: Going to mope even HARDER
IaCthulhuFthagn: Smitten seems a lot more interested in ending the world than anyone else.
Sarah_Serinde:

definenull:

@alexmcgregor8658: Smitten is the homie who needs to be dragged out of the function and put in a walk in fridge
TXC2: she could easily get her arm through that window
wench_tacular:

accountmadeforants: "We're supposed to leave now" said with the cadence of someone who has to catch the bus
definenull:

Sarah_Serinde:

PaperDoopliss: Wow Kathleen I can't believe how hard you're simping
Sarah_Serinde: I love how much Kathleen hates the Smitten
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Darleysam:

TheMerricat:
Chat, having seen this path before I'm loving Kathleen's responses. 
Omthebox: Kinda enjoying it yeah
definenull: same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I am with Kathleen
Sarah_Serinde:
Hey Darleysam 
TehAmelie: the powew of twue love
narset6691: narrator=one who suffers
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde meowdy!
definenull: like the choice, not the intentions?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also enjoy making the Narrator suffer
Sarah_Serinde: An increasingly exasperated narrator is one of the many delights of this game
Invitare: making the Narrator suffer? That's The Stanley Parable
TXC2: especially this narrator
accountmadeforants:
@TheMerricat Oh yeah my reaction to this version of the Princes was the same as Kathleen's 
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Darleysam: @josh___something meowdy also!
TacitusVigil: I see we're enraging Matt Berry?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Sometimes it's nice to be a real person and not just a caricature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good feedback Dale
TehAmelie: to be fair we made a pretty half-hearted attempt
josh___something: Wait, the hero might be cooking
definenull: we have for all intents and purposes rescued the princess
Thefluffiestguineapig: SMITTEN SHUT UP
Thefluffiestguineapig: @josh___something Agreed
TXC2: the void of hands!
Forlorgen: but our love is eternal!
Sarah_Serinde:

Omthebox: A construct, that is also a bird
richard_ermen: The fascinating thing is: All of this is being explained by just continuing to play =)
Darleysam: just hit her with the "deuces ✌️"
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Darleysam For the homies 
Brozard: you can just hit da bricks
Spades_Slicc: dimma dangit
Johanson69:

Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't a "cabin" anymore
definenull:

Omthebox: sometimes
Forlorgen: new part unlocked
Genie_M: 😇
definenull: *schlorp*
TXC2: we have feathers?
eshplode: Yoink
Omthebox: Of course we do.
TheNerdWonder: "our feathers"?
AleisAlpto: um what?!
Sarah_Serinde:

TehAmelie: i guess we're a raptor
NapalmSideburns: That was a real hands-on approach
Noy2222: Mirror? There's a mirror?
Spades_Slicc: @TheNerdWonder Don't worry about it
GhostValv:

Metric_Furlong: @TheNerdWonder our normal human feathers, yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: The mirror!!
TheNerdWonder: ah. okay. Thanks!
SK__Ren: I like this game is a literal embodiment of the Unreliable Narrator and I love it
CAKHost: Enjoy the rest of the game everyone! I'm heading out
electra310: I wanna be a velociraptor!
SlyFrostPaw: We're a scientifically accurate velociraptor?
TXC2: so long CAKHost stay safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Be safe friend!
reptile___: @TXC2 yeah, we're a bird or raptor thing. Look at the hand when it's on screen
Brozard: Alexa, play “Hoobastank - The Reason”
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do the opposite of whatever Smitten says
TXC2: reptile___ yes, I've seen our hands
josh___something: I guess if the narrator is the GM, them peaceing out would essentially end the world
Omthebox: We got quite the mug
TXC2: "it's always been you"
PhoenixMelior: Some sort of eldritch void
PharaohBender27: Yeeeessssss
GhostValv:

richard_ermen: There'sa fascinating question in what Kathleen says. Are we a monster or did she just assume everyone is human?
PharaohBender27: I was hoping they'd see this
sephsays:
I mean, that's a bit judgemental. Just 'cause we're not that fleshy doesn't mean we're a monster! 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @richard_ermen No, we figured out we are a bird person
TXC2: expo time
TXC2: it seems
Sarah_Serinde:

PhoenixMelior: I think it already HAS possessed the princess, but is contained within the cabin somehow
arcaneIllumination: Loving Dale's thought process
Didero: The Princess seemed pretty empty anyway
matthaus_c: it couldn't possess us because we're "too full of us"
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's an SCP this looks similar to
richard_ermen: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, I mean that the way she said it implies that she did not expect us to be a non-human
narset6691: sometimes a sacrifice is more of a trade "my life for yours"
ContingentCat: Good morning Kathleen and Dale and chat
RhymesWithMoose: Query: Is the player character special because they're The Protagonist?
TXC2: hello ContingentCat welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RhymesWithMoose Or because they retain paths?
PharaohBender27:

Genie_M: Good idea
saberpilot:
is this now kiss? 
flaressi: would it take the being of hands longer or the same out of time to cut it's nails?
Sarah_Serinde:
Hey chat you've been great so far, thank you 
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
GrassVortex:
love this music 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen and Dale working together to just see things even the STP players have been saying "OH I haven't seen this before"
PharaohBender27: NGL I love the surreal nature of the visuals and music of this scene
Stormgod519: @Sarah_Serinde no U!
Boomyakalolo: good morning all (I didn't realize i'd left the stream running all night on screen 2)
TheLadyMakai: @Boomyakalolo morning
TXC2: hello Boomyakalolo welcome
richard_ermen: @GrassVortex It's great. It's called "Shifting Mound Movement" and divided into several parts.
TehAmelie:
@saberpilot maybe you're thinking of Why is This Dragon So
Cute?, a game with sort of the same theme but very different plot. . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Genuinely I cannot play this game personally so I've been hype for this section of sub-a-thon
Sarah_Serinde: a reminder for people who've joined recently that there are content warnings pinned in chat if you need them
Sarah_Serinde: There can be a bunch of gore and other things depending on which routes you take
Boomyakalolo: @Sarah_Serinde many thank
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the CW for this game are not screwing around
Summerlithi: How many endings are there?
Sarah_Serinde: And if you are thinking of playing it for yourself, know that this stream will only see a fraction of the game, so you'll still have a lot to explore on your own
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Spades_Slicc: @Summerlithi Every time someone asks this another ending is added
Sarah_Serinde: @Summerlithi honestly this is a bit of a complicated question but basically...many
Genie_M: Tons.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm getting the impression the answer to "how many paths/endings" seems to be "yes"
MousseFilledCat: n+1
GrassVortex: @richard_ermen thanks. On my playlist it goes
MousseFilledCat: where n is the number of endings
Sarah_Serinde:
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richard_ermen: I think it was 76 or something like that last I checked
stippledotter: @Spades_Slicc The decision tree is a hydra
Genie_M: And even more paths leading to similar ones
PharaohBender27:
@Sarah_Serinde I'm waiting until closer to when I need to leave for my rare Saturday workshift, but there will be a healthy contribution 
Summerlithi: I watched the Fully Ramblomatic of this game and assumed it was short with only a few rotations.
Sarah_Serinde:
@PharaohBender27 
Didero: Ok, fluids swapped, glad I'm back in time. This game is a lot more interesting than thought it'd be
Sarah_Serinde:
As usual though, regardless of whether you spend any money, we're glad you're here. This includes lurkers, thank you everyone for hanging out 
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the miraculous things about this game is that doing this kind of writing competently is fucking hard. And that's for a kind of low level or semi-branching one. Doing it well for low complexity is EVEN HARDER. So this is just HOW in terms of the writing
PharaohBender27: @Didero It really is. I saw it being streamed once, saw the scene we're at now and was like "OK I need to look away and play this for myself." Seeing that this was scheduled got me to do a few hours this past Sunday.
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so, so glad they put this on Saturday. I've been way too busy with work and things to catch much of the subathon this year
Genie_M: Everyone, please play it yourself - you won't see more than a splinter today of what this game has to offer
BrowneePointz: If you like Stanley Parable, play this
BrowneePointz: if you didn't, don't
Boomyakalolo: I got the cube urge last night after watching them play and finally got around to putting the list together for the Clube
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah it's absolutely incredible the amount of work they put in and how well they pulled it off. And how creative a take it is on the multiple endings thing
PharaohBender27: I'm mostly glad that they got here - like I said, it's a scene I find . . . surreally appealing
e_bloc: This is the first time I've watched this game, but I expect there are more endings than are dreamt of in your philosophy
Sarah_Serinde: yes indeed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde And the story tropes too
stippledotter: Every time the hands appear i think of FMA
TXC2: and we're back
Didero: Now I'm also interested in their second game, Scarlet Hollow
e_bloc: And I am extremely here for it
Sarah_Serinde: such good music to have going for the break
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero Dale endorsed it earlier in stream IIRC
Sarah_Serinde: @Didero It's a different feel but every bit as good. And *giant*
Genie_M: It really pushes the limits of what RenPy (the engine behind it) can do
TXC2: just HANDS !
Sarah_Serinde: like you do
PaperDoopliss: I've patiently been waiting for Scarlet Hollow's full release to start chipping away at it but it seems stunning
KaleidoscopeMind: just too many hands
PharaohBender27: We still see and hear you
wench_tacular: sounds fine
TXC2: stream still going, still got audio
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's also clearly some deliberate invocation of a variety of religious imagery here
TheBob58: It sounds good to me
eshplode: Couldn't have been important
ichibento: Probably fine.
Thefluffiestguineapig: (If people will allow me to do some visual analysis, but if people don't want that I will shut up)
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig You know, that scans
TXC2: "I am a meat popsical"
RassilonDND: If youre the same, do you have a chat princess?
eshplode: I like that it's moving her mouth with its hand to talk. It's sort of like that dead bodies improv game
TehAmelie: a myriad hands reaching into this world from outside and manipulating it? maybe we're a gamer
ghizmou: we're also a princess then?
TXC2: y..yes
Micalovits: I want to be a pretty pretty princess
MehallD: @Micalovits I can recommend estrogen
TXC2: beginnings and endings imply intension, and who's intension was it ?
RassilonDND: Do you think the hands ever mess up and make her bite her lip/tongue?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I see the Virgin Mary quite a bit, definitely some either Buddha or Shiva imagery, and the hands over the eyes and placement on the body is very particular and I'm trying to think where I've seen it
KaleidoscopeMind: don't body shame her
MousseFilledCat: so the narrator is a facet of ourselves?
KaleidoscopeMind: and don't let her body shame herself
Genie_M: Dale had an early insight you may remember
SK__Ren: 'We' molded her?
josh___something: It is just hands without the princess I guess?
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig Does it seem evocative of Nephilim covering their eyes and body with sets of their wings?
matthaus_c: I like how the path with the most tropey versions of the Princess and the 'Knight' led to such a transparently metanarrative conversation
Simbionis: go do the other routes in other words
definenull: oh do we feed the voices to this?
MousseFilledCat: so I’m guessing our narrative choices shape the princess which then gives this being different aspects?
MousseFilledCat: This is crafting game!
TXC2: gotta 100% the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc That too!
Sarah_Serinde:

PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: "We"
L0rdX33n: Andy Weir's the Egg vibes
Noy2222: 7 pieces
Brozard: free your minds, and the death will follow?
Noy2222: One is in a water temple
RatherLargeToad: Must construct the Ur-Princess
josh___something: Distressingly vague
BrukadaAbido: More, but not 100% is such a fun answer
Johanson69:
More than 1 
Sarah_Serinde: correct
KaleidoscopeMind: so we don't need to 100% this
eshplode:
@Noy2222 
TehAmelie: "i'm infinite, but an arbitrarily large number will do"
Bionull: I choose to believe Kathleen has working to become princess
PharaohBender27: Conservation of Matter and all that
MousseFilledCat: nice of the devs to not need us to 100%
Astramentha: sounds like a yes to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's also the visual illusion of falling caused by the hands in the background a little
TXC2: ok but...people aren't heat, when they die, they're gone
Arazien: Man the VAs for this game knock it out of the park
reptile___: "Are you going to destroy the world?" "To destroy is to reshape" "So, yes."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arazien Jonathon Sims and Nicole Goodnight are powerhouses
Noy2222: Cool, wanna play Desert Bus?
Arazien:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
BrukadaAbido: But does the world truly exist?
PharaohBender27:
@Noy2222 
Forlorgen: do it
RassilonDND: So the next 24 hours is idling princess
MousseFilledCat: except the player remembers? can we assume the player is another voice?
Sarah_Serinde:

Omthebox: Damn, she right
SymphonySolstice: rip
Snowcookies: lovely
xantos69: So... it is going well?
Metric_Furlong: chapter 1 again
josh___something: Welcome back narrator
GhostValv:

Genie_M: Welcome to the game
Spades_Slicc: : )
Snowcookies: murder murder sounds good
PharaohBender27: Speedrun murder
PhorrestGaze: oops all murder
eshplode: Continuous. Enthusiastic. Murder!
TXC2: Murder murder murder murder BATMAN!
electra310: Continuous enthusiastic murder!
TehAmelie: no thoughts, only murder!
Brozard: Kill, kill, kill!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both those options were present but disappeared after a certain amount of questions, I was too busy looking at art
Johanson69:
Who needs a mouth when we can let our pristine blade do the talking 
Kid_Amn: stab for-ever 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
MousseFilledCat: do what the narrator wants?
niccus: The Speedrunner
Spades_Slicc: you can press ALT to skip text you've already seen btw
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's the D&D player character way.
Arazien: Viva la revolution Carl
flaressi: what if we did a little murder as a treat?
Spades_Slicc: tab not alt
RassilonDND: Reason? No chaotic violence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc I think that's what Kathleen is doing
Thefluffiestguineapig: We chaos goblin now
Forlorgen: Thats the one thing I dont like about this game. Once your in it you care less for the dialog and just want answers
definenull: oh that was quick
Snowcookies: easy game
Omthebox: He dont got claw nails this time
TXC2: EDGE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting, I wonder if the game tracks if you are skipping text
Genie_M: Huh indeed
Spades_Slicc: There's a non zero percent of players who refuse to do anything except this
TXC2: we had feathers though
arcaneIllumination: Did you think killing me was enough to make me die?
Omthebox: Unless they were hidden maybe?
PhoenixMelior: Good game everyone
Omthebox: Pointer finger still has it
Showsni: gg, it's over
Arazien: Job done.
Genie_M: You didn't die
electra310: GG easy game
stippledotter: Don't like those windows
Spades_Slicc: @stippledotter Don't worry about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: There isn't even a bowl
Larkonus: The Greater Good.
BlueMechanic: the greater good
Scarbble: the greater good
MehallD: The Greater Good
Kid_Amn: the greater good
PhorrestGaze: The Greater Good.
eshplode: the greater god
Species5618Beta:
The Greater Good
eshplode:
good* 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Greater Good
TXC2: "Shut it!"
Sarah_Serinde:

electra310:

eshplode:

LibraryWitchKei: Oh I love this gme. How long have we been playing.
Thefluffiestguineapig:

wench_tacular:

Spades_Slicc: @LibraryWitchKei 2 hours ish
TXC2: LibraryWitchKei coming up on 2 hours
Forlorgen: did the world end or just your world
PhoenixMelior: We're fine
Volus_dude:

PharaohBender27: I just had a hypothesis, but will keep mum about it
Thefluffiestguineapig:

RassilonDND: What have we been eating?
Genie_M: @LibraryWitchKei They saved the princess last time and learned stuff
josh___something: I did not consent to be a martyr
Veshnikard: we found true happiness
Spades_Slicc: @RassilonDND Don't worry about it
PhilanthropyLich: I love Jonathan Sims. He has a very punchable voice
L0rdX33n: what’s the difference?
couchboyj: The satisfaction of a job well done is its own reward, of course
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:

Brozard:
All according to keikaku
TheBob58: Congratulations! You won!
Johanson69:

PhoenixMelior: WHOO!
Veshnikard: best ending
Sarah_Serinde: good job team
definenull:

Astramentha: omg
definenull: what the heck
KaleidoscopeMind:
YAY 
Peregrine234:

eshplode:

stippledotter: Incredible
electra310: lmao
electra310: We did it!
L0rdX33n: how?
emilevitt:

Spades_Slicc: You have no choice HERE because you already made your choice
TXC2: so we unlocked the reset mechanic ?
definenull: ah
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Genie_M: Happy is overrated
PharaohBender27: Is it really that wonderful? It's not even furnished!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't want to be always happy
TXC2: take it from me, stagnation is NOT happiness
Metric_Furlong: people die when they are killed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Correct
Scarbble: people die when they are killed
TehAmelie: but we're not ready for nirvana, we only get bored
xantos69: we are happy
Brozard: The Final Shape…
narset6691: im pretty sure that isnt law in smt3
narset6691: thats unchanging stillness
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I'm surprised you haven't been hit in the absolute deluge of subs yet
Veshnikard: I don't know I'm pretty convinced we are happy here
electra310: Is this a new run now that we got the Good Ending?
glitched_goddess: if it was true nirvana then we would just be lol
matthaus_c: oh boy, here I go samsaraing again
PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Metric_Furlong has been dodging them left and right 
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm like the Neo of dodging random sub drops
TheMerricat:
Narrator is a pissed of DM. 
Veshnikard: Now we will never be happy
josh___something: A featureless cabin is a pretty crummy eternity to be fair
Kid_Amn: @Metric_Furlong does that make me Agent Smith?
PhoenixMelior: Lol Dale
swordfishspyke: The spectre! She's my favorite
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is absolute "defeat entropy" the Narrator keeps doing
Peregrine234: ooo we might be en route to one of my favourite paths
TXC2:
someone needs to Trinity Metric_Furlong 
Metric_Furlong: @Kid_Amn sure, if you want
Johanson69: New voice get!
PhoenixMelior: Ooh voice of the cold
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kid_Amn Only if you keep trying to hit them and matthaus_c specifically
lightfut: This is a very upset DM when you go off the rails. Completely dispensing with any frill
Metric_Furlong: hello voice of cold
MousseFilledCat: dale has a different definition of run
richard_ermen: Oh, I adore this.
Brozard: Narrator: Why aren’t you enjoying this eternity? I specifically requested it.
Snowcookies: Looks like an abandoned house this time
Sarah_Serinde: @MousseFilledCat to be fair, so does this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she the Devil again?
Genie_M: At least this is wooden
TXC2: spooky house this time
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig no
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MousseFilledCat: @sarah_serinde yeah, first time watching, but I’m thinking of molding a princess and feeding it to the being as a run
Brozard: Huh, opening the door made the mirror disappear
glitched_goddess: we duskmorn now huh
Spades_Slicc:
@Brozard What mirror 
Genie_M: Chapter title is "the specter"
Brozard:
@Spades_Slicc 
Snowcookies: The Narrator also sounds a bit wary
eshplode: Job's done
MTigress: i like that the window is different each time
PharaohBender27: Huh, guess our job's been done!
PharaohBender27:

electra310: We did it, chat! We saved the day!
GhostValv:

josh___something: Spooky
definenull:

Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen called it
KaleidoscopeMind: a jhost?
accountmadeforants: Even her skull has them big ol anime eyes
Scy_Anide: Who boarded up the window?
Snowcookies:

eshplode:

Genie_M: Hi!
Omthebox: Skeleton ghost
Volus_dude:

NapalmSideburns: still a cutie
TXC2: b-b-b-b-bustin
Strebenherz: Hey ghost girl looking good
IaCthulhuFthagn:
The chapter name kinda spoils it 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess If the Narrator is secretly Valgavoth (spelling, I haven't looked at that name in a long time) that's fascinating
Micalovits: Love the Cold
MousseFilledCat: how do we kill a ghost?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Did Spooky leave? Is this where all the frames went?
TehAmelie:
the ghost is still chained 
Arazien: Hiya Killer
definenull: yeah I don't think the knife is gonna do much
TXC2:
so we're normal type right? immune to ghosts? 
Heefnoff: oh my god slay
Heefnoff: I love this game
TXC2: hello Heefnoff welcome
Strebenherz: Ok but she kinda cute
RatherLargeToad: “I…have…notes”
Heefnoff: @txc2 Yo! how’s it goin
TheNerdWonder: okay, the art direction in this game is at least as good as the writing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I think this may be where Spooky came after all the frames escaped
IaCthulhuFthagn: X even marks the spot.
TXC2: Heefnoff it's going well, how are you ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Narrator is as confused as we are
Strebenherz: Good morning y'all. Am I in the wrong if I think the ghost girl kinda cute
Heefnoff: Doing ok, just got up
PaperDoopliss: Ghost Princess is very cute
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
Sarah_Serinde: @Strebenherz It *is* a love story, so no
Cptasparagus: Henry Crabgrass says ask consent before touching
ContingentCat: get consent before murdering people
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz No, you aren't wrong. Also hi, can I call you friend or is that presumptive?
Thefluffiestguineapig: CONTINUOUS
Thefluffiestguineapig: ENTHUSIASTIC
Thefluffiestguineapig: CONSENT
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig You're fine go for it. I am sorta working while listening so I may miss responses thou
Genie_M: She's cute
Strebenherz: Also my phone wifi is butts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz How dare (it's more generally)
Strebenherz: Ah
Snowcookies: that is... a face
Genie_M: Didn't it?
PharaohBender27: "Let me in," you say . . .
Strebenherz: No no, keep the spooky face I'm down for that too
TheMerricat:
possesion. 
Sarah_Serinde:
well, you can find out 
Spades_Slicc: Pegging
Snowcookies: let her possess you?
Shadowsoflife: let the right one in
TXC2: rear correct take from the narrator there
TXC2: *rare
Sarah_Serinde:

Genie_M: Did you try hard enough to slay her?
TheMerricat:
Chat, I feel like Kathleen and Dale as players would drive other DM's to drinking. 
Strebenherz:
@TXC2 Possess the rear 
Metric_Furlong: I like Cold, he seems fun
TXC2:
TheMerricat well players do it to them, so yes 
Sarah_Serinde: so many opportunities to explore outcomes
Spades_Slicc: Mods, can I tell Dale about that?
Genie_M: Fair enough
TXC2:
right now, no, that would be backseating 
Sarah_Serinde:
@TheMerricat Dale was a player in a one-shot once a while ago, it was fun 
Spades_Slicc: fair
PaperDoopliss: Oh no it was the Cold romance ending all along
quasi79fu: gahd i love this game...its so good..i hope they are enjoying the game......I lurk ok?
Shadowsoflife: Tell Dale
RassilonDND: I mean this might be the first time we've had a corpse bride?
quasi79fu: btw gmornin chat hope you are enjoying game
Genie_M: "see what happens" is the name of the game
ogier300: Is been decades, but Dale is a joy to DM/GM for.
Sarah_Serinde:
@quasi79fu they definitely are enjoying it, have a good lurk 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dale seems like he would be a great player
measureofhope: the crunching ...
KaleidoscopeMind: @Thefluffiestguineapig maybe we should... tell Dale?
TheNerdWonder: oh I like this path
PharaohBender27:

Genie_M: Hi narrator
Sarah_Serinde: excellent question
SK__Ren: oh... the mirror
Thefluffiestguineapig: The choices would be something fascinating sometimes, but everything would likely be about storytelling. I might be biased because I am someone who will accept BS reasoning for a fun storytelling path if I can see the reasoning
definenull: Ohhh
Genie_M: Shards
Spritz_T: yep
quasi79fu: youve no idea princess..
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ohhhhhhh
Johanson69: capital H Him
josh___something: (self) important
Sarah_Serinde:

Spades_Slicc: Honestly PrincessXNarrator is kinda peak
Strebenherz: Damn this writing I'm here for it
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: how much princess slaying have I missed?
SlyFrostPaw: yess Princess. tell him off 🤣
Spades_Slicc: @kusinohki a handful
PaperDoopliss: You have missed the Damsel route
Sarah_Serinde: @kusinohki About 2 hours
TXC2: kusinohki 2 hours
TXC2: also hello welcome
Genie_M: Missed saving her
accountmadeforants: Are you saying the princess's ghost is fat???
TheMerricat: Her home is towed outside the environment chat.
Genie_M: Cold has good questions though
kusinohki: *sings* "a part of your world"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cold is very Talking Sim
GrassVortex:
I love this writing 
Strebenherz:
It's the subocean 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I like this way to annoy the narrator
Spades_Slicc: Oh right, for loreheads and/or people who like completionism there IS a full choice map of this game you can find linked on the official BlackTabby socials
Genie_M: You are...
Metric_Furlong: down in the trudgemank
PharaohBender27: Yeah I want to see where this leads . . .
Sarah_Serinde:
it's ridiculous how many options there are, and hard to keep track of. I resorted to taking notes when I was working on 100%ing it 
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quasi79fu: wait spades there is a choice map? You mean i didnt have to blunder my way through the game?
TXC2: is there not an in game tracker for completion ?
PaperDoopliss: There's an in-game tracker but it's less involved
Spades_Slicc: @quasi79fu you dont HAVE to
omegamarkel: hey everyone, are we talking with god?
PaperDoopliss: For example Spectre is nicer if you don't attempt to slay her
TXC2: hello omegamarkel it seems we're talking with ourselves....maybe
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 there is, hasn't been unlocked yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone with better eyes, is it 474 sub points (a sub/500 bits) left to dunk tank? Or am I blind (very possible)
TXC2: Spades_Slicc ah, ok
josh___something: Leaving the cabin with the princess kills the narrator I guess?
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig you've got it right
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig ya
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig 474 yes
Spritz_T: she's nice
Genie_M: Two down
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do that all the time
TXC2: the hands turn into a flower right?
BlueChloroplast:

quasi79fu: stupid mirror
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH you can try more of the things you wanted to!!
Peregrine234: ah bummer y'all didn't get the route from spectre i was hoping for, but on the other hand i do have to skedaddle so perhaps its for the best, enjoy the rest of the game!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You wanted to try some of the other options in the mirror/void
Brozard: it can’t be THAT bad
Spades_Slicc: One might say, you've . . . bloated
definenull: this *is* a roguelike!
TXC2: so long Peregrine234 stay safe
reptile___: "You've grown" "Are you calling me fat?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh she has no crown and her dress is different
PharaohBender27: Well because it's her ghost form
Genie_M: This is not the Damsel
reptile___: "Can you give me a single straight answer?" "No, I only give gay answers. Happy Pride"
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TXC2: kinda deep that
BlueChloroplast: I love our talon cursor
PharaohBender27: Can you choose to destroy your body?
accountmadeforants: Okay but we gotta pick a restaurant
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hades Chaos style answer
sephsays: *Insert Jason Pimento gif here*
BalthusHomewood: Late for Summerween
Sarah_Serinde: hmm I *have* just finished my DB craft, maybe it's finally time to get around to exploring the Pristine Cut of this game...
reptile___: @accountmadeforants just wanted to compliment you, this is really funny
Genie_M: Bring versions
accountmadeforants:
This, too is a Princess Maker 
NapalmSideburns: New princess who dis?
quasi79fu: somewhere Lady Gaga is singging the song SHallows
BalthusHomewood: My Body is Ready
Sarah_Serinde: I think Kathleen should do what she wants
Thefluffiestguineapig: This form is much more La Llorona and also regal if people follow? Because of the lack of the skirt
Genie_M: @accountmadeforants Surprisingly similar story in many ways
BlueChloroplast: Chaos is good
Johanson69: There's a quick reload if you just wanna see
PharaohBender27: DoIt.gif
TheMerricat: Chat Kathleen is a chaos goblin isn't she..... : kappa
MousseFilledCat: Kathleen being incredibly chaotic is on brand in vgs
Sibwow: Kathleen tells her story
Thefluffiestguineapig: *Skirt for the hands to interact with
accountmadeforants:
@reptile___ 
BalthusHomewood: Sure if you want to use the features of the game to enhance your experience
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Kathleen seeks interesting narrative
BalthusHomewood: No Escape
josh___something: I like the long quiet
TXC2: I'm interested by the idea that time is passing in that space
quasi79fu: im having deja vu
BalthusHomewood: God bless Johnathan Simms
rabbitgta: Broken glass noise, huh didn't the narrator get compared to broken glass?
PhoenixMelior: Can we do a whatever Kathleen wants run and then a whatever Dale wants run?
IaCthulhuFthagn: "Everything goes dark, and you die" - The exasperated GM, after one shenanigan too many
Spades_Slicc: @rabbitgta he did not
LadyAiluros: This is amazing
theAngelsWeep:
500 it’s been so much fun watching y’all play this
ContingentCat: what if we don't bring the knife
Micalovits: The other voices got compared to it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you tried taking the knife down and setting it down?
LadyAiluros: I missed some of this to run an errand so I cnat' wait for the VOD
BalthusHomewood: Oh mai
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Have they done that? Not sure
Omthebox: I like this voice
Genie_M: So many paths
quasi79fu: the voice acting of this game is so top tierred
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig not sure I got here late
Jigokuro: The runs are different from the start though; you have more voices and the princess is different. Talking this time wouldn't be the same as talking the first time.
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think we have
Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat They have tried not taking the knife down yes
PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That tone
PhoenixMelior: The narrator is BJ, better judgement
quasi79fu: what blade?
KaleidoscopeMind: uwu?
TheAwkes: Okay, Doctor.
quasi79fu: yes my queeen
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh anyone just arriving: the pinned message has content warnings and this game doesn't fuck around with them. Game is good but they aren't a joke
TXC2: "majesty" is for Kings/Queens
TXC2: "ok, do you KNOW your name?"
Genie_M: Stoic princess
BlueChloroplast: The Princess
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lack of detail also might mean she's being honest, if people provide excessive detail when asked a very specific question their brain might be filling in real gaps to try to be helpful
Spades_Slicc: : )
Genie_M: Menacing
Genie_M: They agree
Austere_Squire: dammit, i forgot how good this game is
quasi79fu: my gahd love that voice change
quasi79fu: OCccupado...
KaleidoscopeMind: promise?
Austere_Squire: I'm sure this is fine
quasi79fu: NO ones home princesss
Genie_M: She has a point
Thefluffiestguineapig: This reminds me of her performances on a couple episodes of SCP archives
wench_tacular: oops
Austere_Squire: This place is paid off; you don't have a mortgage on this place, kathleen
quasi79fu: wait the door turned into a jar?
Austere_Squire: it's worth it
PhoenixMelior: Oh we should NEVER open a locked jar
eshplode: Tall
TXC2: oh she's tall again
Johanson69:
The perfect woman 
Boopity:
@TXC2 Yes that's the most notable thing about her right now 
PharaohBender27:

Bruceski: Sleep paralysis princess
TXC2:
Boopity 
PhoenixMelior: "The truth"
josh___something: Oh no, she gets advantage cause we're prone
BraveOthello: She gonna crit for sure
saberpilot: eep
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dex save to try to stand up from prone
Micalovits: Big Anime Eyes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also wis save please
gsyhiap: Maybe we're supposed to look green about the gills
josh___something: The nightmare, ooh
Strebenherz:

TXC2: new voice!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you got a nat 1 on all your wis saves
BlueChloroplast:

Johanson69: <message deleted>Paranoid is my spirit animal
Sarah_Serinde:
yeah this should be fun 
t3h_f1gm3nt: paranoid my beloved
Genie_M: Oooh right
TXC2: Johanson69 please don't use that term
Johanson69: @TXC2 noted
PharaohBender27:

NimrodXIV: friends!
thegreatwyrdling: ghosts?
TXC2: eyes in the dark!
PharaohBender27:

SquareDotCube: Wide door
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone means none of you, you know that right?
Zaghrog:

Invitare: 👀
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Micalovits: She smashed the door so hard its open in the next chapter
Volus_dude:

Spades_Slicc: <O>
quasi79fu: im scared tho
quasi79fu: can i roll to escape?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Wisdom saving throw to attempt any other saves
BraveOthello: Can we concede at any time?
RassilonDND: The three of us? The hero, the paranoid, and the cold?
quasi79fu: rolls a one...Did i win?
Spades_Slicc: @RassilonDND paranoid and hero
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND No, the Narrator is the 3rd
Genie_M: Hero, paranoid and player
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig about that...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu .....Sure
gsyhiap: Hero finally asking the smart questions
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde (I have a theory but I'm being quiet about it)
TXC2: wow that's a weird set of stairs
quasi79fu: yay fun
IaCthulhuFthagn: Mmm... ground-level ozone.
Arazien: Yay fun!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Is this Serge during Let's Nope
(I kid)
RassilonDND: Health and safety would like a word
kusinohki: anti-grav steps are the hardest to repair...
RassilonDND: Could we throw the table at her?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND They would like to send you all of the citations. Except about food because they ran out of paper
Boomyakalolo: this is giving big cabin in the woods energy
PharaohBender27: Is that a fork in the road?
quasi79fu: there is a floor?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND No, that might just phase into the void next to the stairs
PsychoI3oy: the fun thing is, I've seen a few streams of this game and I don't think I've seen this path
Genie_M: Stanley?
TXC2: ooo a fork, that's new
Thefluffiestguineapig: Another BIG difference in design
PsychoI3oy: what an amazing game
cryptidsamoyed: oh i see her
arcaneIllumination: I remember this chapter...
kusinohki: "when you come to a fork in the road, take it" - yogi berra
cryptidsamoyed: shes bliiinking
Sarah_Serinde: @PsychoI3oy There are *so many* paths
quasi79fu: is it a fork or a spoon?
IaCthulhuFthagn: [Insert Stanley Parable quote here]
Thefluffiestguineapig: The last time we had a difference this big it was the Smitten, right? Not counting the void, or am I misremembering?
SK__Ren: Gotta bounce. Hopefully I'll be back before its over.
Shadowsoflife:
go left 
TXC2:
quasi79fu well there's only 2 choices, so it's a bident 
quasi79fu: yay she is going to find us
TXC2: so long SK__Ren stay safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun* Cabin sure is haunted
@Gulyus: ooh you met best boy voice of the smitten
Micalovits: Friend!
Genie_M: Hi 👋
GrassVortex: that small static hiss is unsettling in a cool way
quasi79fu: think ..rhink..rhink...
TXC2: MAWP
t3h_f1gm3nt: mawp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does she have a porcelain doll face?
Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
Heefnoff: She does
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig *sets table for two* cabin's haunted
StarShock2002: So I see this is going well
GhostValv:

Sarah_Serinde:

Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig ya
arcaneIllumination: Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.
RhoxPaperScissors: worst rap ever
PaperDoopliss: Heart, lungs, liver, nerves
RassilonDND: Oh no, she cast manual breathing
Micalovits: Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.
quasi79fu: heart lungs liver nerves
Astramentha: heart lungs liver nerves
Volus_dude: people reading properties for sale and there being a haunted house: "sold"
Heefnoff: Paranoid the goat?
iarethel0ser: Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc That is a very clever design choice here, subtle enough people might not notice similar to the frilly princess dress in the Smitten ending
Genie_M: This is a very unsettling path
Veste: oh it's manual samuel
Heefnoff: Brainstem be damned
Bright5park: You are now living manually.
Spades_Slicc: Clearly someone's played Manual Samuel
TXC2: "you are now aware of your teeth"
aquinas_0:

Sarah_Serinde:
Jonny did this mantra (along with all his other parts) live on a stream a few years ago and it was amazing 
Heefnoff: CURSE OF MANUAL BREATHING
Astramentha: heart. lungs. liver. nerves.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we turn the game down slightly?
PMAvers: what, people *don't* have to constantly think about having to manually breathe in and out?
Bruceski: Hopefully paranoia knows how to use a clutch
A_Catastrophic_Success: Manual Samuel is different than I remember
AlchemistSavant: Head... Shoulders... Knees... Toes...
Genie_M: And let yourself run on manual
arcaneIllumination: Or attempt to kill her. Remember how it went with the ghost version. And this also seems pretty ghostly.
Genie_M: Ghost died before
kusinohki: "left foot left foot (elbows eyeballs hair!)
Genie_M: Nightmare didn't
ContingentCat: i'm curious about tossing the knife
TehAmelie: me, assuming direct control of my autonomous nervous system: how do nerves do nerve things?
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig peep her arm length gloves tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Oh for sure, currently I have the stream muted in case of other sudden loud noises
Micalovits: Can spoil that jumpscares isn't something this game really does
RatherLargeToad: We have discovered organ core music
SpleenLord: Muder
quasi79fu: can we kiss her?
Diabore: tap the game name
Spades_Slicc: When did killing a princess add to the entity?
Heefnoff: Is she a bad lady or is she a baddie
josh___something: I'm here for the ride
Boomyakalolo: death!!
Arazien: Friend!
flatluigi: this seems like a bad one to leave with
Snowcookies: murder
omegamarkel: remain and talk it out
xerjen: Murder
SlyFrostPaw: she's mean, get her!!
rxpalindrome: knife time?
wolgo: Murder.
Heefnoff: Friendship
Jigokuro:
You're supposed to be collecting versions 
Creature_Comforts: dolls are friends
Karoyence: leave
ContingentCat: leave with her, she said she can't leave with you dead
MTigress: flip a coin?
rensti14: kill her!
iarethel0ser: Play parcheesi?
flaressi: murder and then leave
Yolysses: leave with her
Johanson69:
murder time 
PipeSmokingOwl: the dark urge commands murder
xerjen: Do you want that one to be part of the hand situation?
Genie_M: This is a dating sim if you squint a bit
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Micalovits The word "jumpscares" is literally on the official content warning page.
niccus: imagine kissing someone and you can tell they had to do it manually
DiscordianTokkan: I vote Stab
quasi79fu: ok can we netflix and chill with her?
LordZarano: There are no wrong choices
accountmadeforants: This one has plans and is honest, if nothing else
matthaus_c: think you might need the Master Ball for this one
BoomerAang_Squad:

Cheese_Hammer: stabby stabby
kusinohki: not looking for a romance sim? this isn't "Now Kiss" ??
snacksmuncher69: Maximize her nightmareness
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie You (trying to reset your nervous system and figure out blood flow order) me (a medical professional with panic attacks)
TXC2:
boy those static noises could really do with not being so right inside my ear 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Nope, Date Everything is next
TXC2: !events
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yup, I have the stream actually muted right now
Astramentha: oh no it’s faster
quasi79fu: heart lungs liver nerves
Genie_M: Paranoid the most reasonable here
BrowneePointz: Nails! Hair! Hips! Heels!
gsyhiap: heart lungs liver nerves
eshplode: Head shoulders knees toes
PaperDoopliss: Knees and toes
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean Kathleen's not on that one so I don't know if I'd call that Now Kiss either
Astramentha: heart lungs liver nerves
iarethel0ser: Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes.
reptile___: ask if they can look in the options to turn down SFX while keeping the voices the same. The static noises are a bit much
wolgo: Heart! Lungs! Liver! Nerves!
omegamarkel: the chant is an homage to that hair song. I got liiiiife brother
gsyhiap: spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
PharaohBender27: Kidneys, pancreas, brain . . .
DiscordianTokkan: Did she just pspspsps us?
Duffadash: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
Shadowsoflife: TEETH
nightshifte: i've kinda lost the plot tbh
quasi79fu: heart lungs liver nerves
RatherLargeToad: no thought of the pancreas
gsyhiap: heart lungs paranoia eyes
SpleenLord: Murder!
RassilonDND: How long can paranoid will us alive
KaleidoscopeMind: moider
quasi79fu: oops
gsyhiap: Wheeee!
Sarah_Serinde:

quasi79fu: wheeee
TXC2: "can she?" (aroused)
Veshnikard: how bad can it be?
Boomyakalolo: This isn't even her final form!!
quasi79fu: yay?
Astramentha:
?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: oh sweet, we got the Ice Cream Party overnight. Dunk Tank ahoy!
Genie_M: Thank you
gsyhiap:
Oh, actually "Wheeee"! I was being metaphorical 
t3h_f1gm3nt: thanks paranoid
RassilonDND: To be fair, id love to talk to her basement contractor. I could use a nice extraplanar space
Sarah_Serinde:

quasi79fu: which way is up?
Veshnikard: It's like the cabin all over again but now we aren't happy
PMAvers: That's not true, there's eventually a Ground card at the bottom of the Falling deck.
RassilonDND: Forever never ends doesn't it?
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks did we accidentally endless abyss
Astramentha:

Bright5park: Yeah, forever is known for being finite.
flatluigi: @ButButTheJesus intentionally, more
quasi79fu: i love paranoia
accountmadeforants: I love the Paranoid
omegamarkel: paranoia for the win
gnyrinn: Who is thar discount-Kenneth Branagh?
wolgo: Paranoid is just genre savy
gsyhiap: Paranoid is the best one yet
Genie_M: Liar.
josh___something: "every life"
reptile___: @nightshifte we're helping an otherworldly eldritch abomination by bringing it different versions of an empty shell of a princess, shaped by our actions toward her. The Narrator doesn't want us to, since presumably restoring the eldritch being will end things. We might also be an eldritch abomination. We're also a bird-person, maybe.
AlnessVT: One life in particular
Spades_Slicc: I think that's the first actual lie he says
TXC2: gnyrinn VA is Jonathan Sims
flatluigi: oooo
flatluigi: god this game is so interesting
PMAvers: "I have the best company possible! When I'm falling forever in the void, I'm with... the boys."
Boopity:
He values her life in the sense that ending it can save the world 
Darleysam: I assume it's been mentioned before, but Black Tabby have done streams where the VAs were live-reading their lines, and they were really good
Sarah_Serinde:
@Darleysam I have gushed about it a couple times, yeah 
quasi79fu: is the term wet blanket best way to describe Narrator?
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde good good!
Genie_M: Forever is a long time
Astramentha: push for secrets?
ButButTheJesus: @txc2 oh SHIT I started listening to Magnus Archives this year! I didn't realize this was him
gsyhiap: sseeccrreettss
Spritz_T: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Sarah_Serinde: interesting contradiction from what happened in the "happy ending" isn't it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press X to doubt
Spades_Slicc: Great news Paranoid, starvation takes a while, dehydration is fast and MUCH worse
PharaohBender27:

Sarah_Serinde:

quasi79fu: do you eventually reach like lethal speed of falling if you are falling forever?
gsyhiap:

rensti14: voice of the paranoid? I didn’t realize I did voice work for this game😜
Sarah_Serinde: worth a try
gsyhiap: Annoy him so he can't annoy you
TXC2: quasi79fu the lethal part of falling is when it stops
quasi79fu: oh
quasi79fu: yay death
Spritz_T: if you dropped the blade, would it even go anywhere?
Jezus38: I came in at one hell of a time
ButButTheJesus: hrm
TXC2: SPOOKY WOODS!
Spades_Slicc: no game, it's Wraith the Oblivion
Jezus38: hey folks, good morning
ButButTheJesus: so much gossamer
Sarah_Serinde: @LadyAiluros yes
quasi79fu: is it bad im on board with opportunist?
Spades_Slicc: @LadyAiluros yes
AlnessVT: Now THIS is a Kathleen voice!
SlyFrostPaw: I for one welcome our new Princess overlord
Spades_Slicc: @quasi79fu No, he's the best voice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't scroll down to see if there was one particular warning, one that doesn't bother me but that is fascinating
Genie_M: Ending exists
Sarah_Serinde:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Different Voices remember different things
Genie_M: Oops
quasi79fu: oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I clock that correctly?
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig sort of?
TheNerdWonder: 'I shouldn't have said that...I should NOT have said that..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a theory but I will be quiet
The_Voices: not wrong there
Thefluffiestguineapig: How hypercapitalist of you
quasi79fu: am i me? or are you me? who is me?
Genie_M: How long do we have?
flatluigi: the opportunist is so fun
flatluigi: !next
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SlyFrostPaw: I like this voice
Thefluffiestguineapig: This sounds like Mortimer from the Second Wind D&D campaign
The_Voices: yeah, hyper Kathleen coded character
Spades_Slicc: I will remind that just leaving was described by the entity between worlds as "a path of annihilation"
youcantlistentobuttons: Is that Jonathan Sims???
Sarah_Serinde: It is!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @youcantlistentobuttons Yup, and the Princess is Nicole Goodnight
Spades_Slicc: @youcantlistentobuttons No, it's Johnny DeVille
Karoyence: We enjoy a woman who knows what she wants
Genie_M: Paranoid and Opportunist are a good pair of yourselves
accountmadeforants: Find yourself a hater like the Paranoid hates the Narrator
PaperDoopliss: "The unknown is always worse than the known" seems like the Narrator tipping his character
quasi79fu: i like delusions
TXC2: nah there are plenty of really bad knowns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not true Narrator
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Same brain cell
TXC2: yeap
ContingentCat: There are definitely better unknowns than known
Spades_Slicc: How dare the Narrator call us a protestant
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc There are certain Catholics who still make protestations.
Genie_M: Paranoid kept you alive last time
quasi79fu: yay clowns
t3h_f1gm3nt: i like paranoid
Micalovits: I love that I have been in this same chapter, but with different voices in my head
Thefluffiestguineapig: Narrator I don't think you get "reason" as what it really means
Thefluffiestguineapig: OHHHH
NapalmSideburns:
Are we the princess now? 
Genie_M: What was the name of the chapter?
flatluigi: the wraith
TXC2: Micalovits oh really? I assumed the specific combination of voices made these changes
nightshifte: he didn't see the mirror last time either
quasi79fu: the wraith
PharaohBender27:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, fascinating
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone said there's a full choices chart somewhere for this?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Opportunist does have a streak of Smitten it it.
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 There are so many choices that you can end up on the same path with a different voice, and that in turn can affect your options on that path...
Spades_Slicc: There is
flatluigi: yeah, there's a bunch of accessible 100% guides
Genie_M: On the official page
flatluigi: this game is _expansive_
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn I think it is more "maximally self serving"
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde I see, thank you
quasi79fu: haahaha love paranoid
PharaohBender27: That or the Narrator is LYING to us
Genie_M: Though we know Narrator lies
stippledotter: The narrator hates self reflection
adurnafricai: @PharaohBender27 why would friend narrator do something like that?
RhymesWithMoose: Where's the earth shattering kaboom?
Spades_Slicc: @PharaohBender27 I've been paying attention and I'm pretty sure the only outright lie so far has been that the narrator values ALL life
Sarah_Serinde: oh buddy that is never how that works
PharaohBender27: Oh that's BULLSHIT, Opportunist
wench_tacular: uh huh
RassilonDND: Could we offer the narrator up to the princess 👸
arcaneIllumination: The noblest of animals.
PaperDoopliss: Opportunist just likes the taste of boot, it's an acquired taste
IaCthulhuFthagn: If we are innocent, we have no reason to protect our so-called "privacy".
JewelryJelly: First is the dirt, then there's the worms that live in the dirt, then there's Kami...
Sarah_Serinde:
@RassilonDND 
Genie_M: Hi princess 💓
JewelryJelly: wait I forgot
adurnafricai: hey girl heyyy
JewelryJelly: First is you, then it's the dirt, then its the worms that live in the dirt...
PharaohBender27: 🐍
ButButTheJesus: i need those!
Spades_Slicc: @JewelryJelly Dirt, worms, popo's stool, kami, popo
JewelryJelly: @Spades_Slicc Thank you!
Spades_Slicc: normal feet
ContingentCat: hey girlie~
TehAmelie: Smitten did show us this world is somewhat flexible to our desires and expectations, so yeah, it would make sense the mirror isn't real to the Narrator if he hates self-reflection enough
Astramentha: heart lungs liver nerves
Shadowsoflife:

josh___something: Ooh, neat legs
quasi79fu: hello princess
Duffadash: Oh we get to see our legs!
flatluigi: birb
Genie_M: Look, your legs
Alex_Frostfire: We look like some weird bird creature.
accountmadeforants:
But what matters is she still has those big ol anime eyes 
Micalovits: Damn, showing feet? On stream?
DiscordianTokkan: not on those legs you won't, lady
RhymesWithMoose: So, the Narrator is incapable of reflection?
JewelryJelly: FEET THE BABY
PhoenixMelior: Yo this form looks sick
Shadowsoflife: FEET THE BABY
TXC2:
Gods, the foley artist had FUN on this one 
adurnafricai: I mean, YOU know you want to get her out to the hands, but you don't know that
Volus_dude:
it is all spilled bridge under the milk 
Arazien: Look at the friendly smile!
Spades_Slicc: She went into the hyperbolic time chamber with gohan
SlyFrostPaw: love that for her
Genie_M: You can still breathe this time
quasi79fu: yay us
PMAvers: Helping!
Sarah_Serinde: I like the dual voice on this with the whisper underneath that has its own inflections
quasi79fu: passanger princess time
aquinas_0: oh I love this one
Genie_M: Chapter 3 princess doesn't mess around anymore
flatluigi: waugh
DiscordianTokkan: Now Kiss
SymphonySolstice:

iarethel0ser:

stippledotter: We get to chapter 3 so rarely! How fun!
TehAmelie: a little weird she basically only has flesh on her boobs
Astramentha:

ancientspark: Turn on the rizz Opportunist
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie The princess is SO boobs
RatherLargeToad:

TXC2: Smooth like gravel
Sarah_Serinde:

Austere_Squire: The Opportunist might just be stupid
Shadowsoflife:

PharaohBender27:

iarethel0ser:

PMAvers:

Snowcookies:

wench_tacular:

Karoyence:

northivanastan:

Spades_Slicc: @Austere_Squire Not just Oppy i'm afraid
flatluigi: oh no not our membrane
Duffadash:

TheNextPaige:

RELDnahcire: membrane of your soul, band or album?
josh___something: Our fragile soul membrane D:
adurnafricai:

quasi79fu: lol opportunist
josh___something:
Opportunist 
flatluigi: oh that He was the narrator i think
PharaohBender27:

josh___something: Love this weasel
accountmadeforants: Stabbed you in the front!
wench_tacular: we've also stabbed you in the front
Snowcookies: techically it was in the front
Thefluffiestguineapig: The DC will be very high
PMAvers: rolling more nat 1's than Ulmer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Charisma check with a wisdom check right after
Thefluffiestguineapig: All your following charisma checks will be with disadvantage
quasi79fu: omg opportunist
flatluigi: opportunist is incredible
josh___something: I can't knock the guy for trying
Bruceski: Can we slay the Opportunist instead?
Genie_M: Opportunist....
xerjen: Wait, I could make a voice in my head do all of my admin?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Opportunist failed the wis checks and all the charisma checks
Genie_M: Paranoid kept you alive
josh___something: Paranoid is the goat
IaCthulhuFthagn: They are so much worse than a sycophant... they are a middle manager!
RassilonDND: Oof our bones
PMAvers: Me, sowing: "This is the best." Me, being reaped: "oh."
quasi79fu: yay puppet
BusTed:

PharaohBender27: We are!
Sarah_Serinde: yes
Austere_Squire: who needs bones when we have our 7 voices
josh___something: We sure are
TehAmelie: very!
Genie_M: I am
northivanastan: @xerjen you can, but the voice in your head would still be you and you would still feel all of its pain
Austere_Squire: this game is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh absolutely
josh___something: YEET
IaCthulhuFthagn: Who needs bones when you have succulent bone hurting juice?
Wrexadecimal: wheeee
electra310: weeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn Potion seller!
quasi79fu: lol opportunist
rosesmcgee: Everyone loves a toady
stippledotter: This character interaction is great
eshplode: Very crunchy
PharaohBender27: Thanks, Paranoia!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Thefluffiestguineapig ...I need only your strongest bone hurting juice?
RassilonDND: Oh patches, I do hate you
TXC2: "this is what I do my friend!"
ToppHat: oh yeah, Patches is the ultimate opportunist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn You *definitely* cannot handle my strongest bone hurting juice traveler
Alex_Frostfire: Hey, no weapon this time.
PharaohBender27: Oh wait . . . we don't have a knife, so we *have* to fall forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Correct
accountmadeforants: I mean we could bite our tongue probably
PaperDoopliss: Together forever, romance ending
omegamarkel: speculation, but I think paranoid is the "he" that isn't from this place, not the narrator
NapalmSideburns: We've got forever for her to get Stockholm-syndrome
omegamarkel: team paranoid
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BoomerAang_Squad: BAKA
Genie_M: As usual
SymphonySolstice: schlorp
ichibento:
A new vessel. 
GhostValv: Yoink
NapalmSideburns: With arms wide open!
PharaohBender27:

PMAvers: A true hand-off
Genie_M: Three down
RatherLargeToad: Gotta hand it to her
IaCthulhuFthagn: Fun times... new neighbour is testing their sound system, and of course it's all bass and treble and no midband.
electra310: Hero is having a rough go of it
SparksElemental: Hot damn. Subathon still going
TXC2: the Narrator is gonna be the last Princess we hand over isn't it ?
Spades_Slicc:
@TXC2 
TXC2:
Spades_Slicc 
IaCthulhuFthagn: What is... "good"?
TehAmelie: in 25 words or less, Patches kills people by ambush to take their stuff, and is genuinely confused why you would want to hurt him
BusTed:

Genie_M: The wraith joined the group
PharaohBender27:

electra310: Maybe putting a princess into her that's really torqued at us was a bad idea
Didero: Now all these hands come in useful to keep this corpse together
Alex_Frostfire: I think there's a little more red in the colours here.
TXC2:
Gods look at that waist, yet another unrealistic body goal 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Needs 2 hands for her jaw this time
stippledotter: She said there were no bad choices!
TheShatzMan: yeah....that's too many hands
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig a previous princess also needed 2 hands
SparksElemental: Big Falling Devil vibes
TheShatzMan: lol what?
Jezus38: @TehAmelie Patches just allows greed to consume people. He doesn't kill you, your greed takes precedent over common sense and he capitalizes on it.
PaperDoopliss: I mean he does like kicking people into pits
Spades_Slicc: @PaperDoopliss Don't stand next to a pit
Spades_Slicc: basic safety
TehAmelie: well, common sense then would include never turning your back on him
TXC2: right chat I need to go make dinner, I'll see y'all for more dating!
BusTed: the way the body's arms are maniuplated by the wibbl arms
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Dale
TheLadyMakai: see ya TXC
RhymesWithMoose: So do the voices add to us in the same way the vessels add to her?
Sarah_Serinde: I really enjoy the kind descriptions of the princesses here
quasi79fu: bye txc
Jezus38: basic safety, the world has gone mad, don't turn your back on anyone when the world's currency is souls
emilevitt: i never would have played this on my own but i am absolutely mesmerized by this game
emilevitt: i love it
quasi79fu: speeedrun
emilevitt:

flatluigi: @emilevitt the devs have made another game that's almost finished and it's even more elaborate and expansive
eshplode: @emilevitt Same! I hope they come back and finish this later if they don't finish it today
@GameSageZB: Seeing Kathleen playing this feels like coming full circle from Strip Search.
ContingentCat: it's our emotional support knife
Spades_Slicc: you didn't let her go, you locked her in the basement
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc ^
Thefluffiestguineapig: @eshplode I think keeping lists of games we want to see come back is helpful sometimes
Spades_Slicc: well that was in a "don't take the knife route"
RassilonDND: The fact she's so composed when we removed her arm is quite unsettling
quasi79fu: well ooops
Spades_Slicc: incredible choicesw
flatluigi: maybe you shouldn't have brought the knife?
Val_TheRainbowFang: The game won't let you pick a princess you've already picked this run, it'll gray it out
Cptasparagus: ah we found the crush me mommy phase
adurnafricai: YES
GhostValv:

Chronomos901: uwu
Arazien:
Yeah woo Tower! 
ichibento: You have not had the Tower, tis true.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ah, my favourite High Arcana.
ContingentCat: Ooo the tower is one of my favourite of the major arcana
ContingentCat: *high arcana
Spades_Slicc: You can see the text log
Spades_Slicc: if you accidently skip something
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ContingentCat Major is just as right.
Jezus38: What if the princess is your world?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't someone say there's a "only skip text you've seen before" option?
Veste: oh no, giant princess??
Spades_Slicc: Skipping already seen text is the TAB button
ContingentCat: @IaCthulhuFthagn thanks I wasn't totally sure
iarethel0ser: @Veste "Oh yes, giant princess!" ?
Summerlithi: Blade, no blade, noodles
EDCBeerGeek: Late to this, what are they playing?
Spades_Slicc: However since this is a new route, TAB won't do much
Spades_Slicc: @EDCBeerGeek Slay the Princess
rogerivany: @iarethel0ser Maybe we''ll get stepped on.
Jezus38: Witness ME!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh people just arriving, there is a link to CW in the pinned message
ShowingOff: Mommy?
Micalovits: Simp time!
swordfishspyke: princess that slays
TehAmelie: ooh, a downward tower. haven't seen that since Annihilation
Sarah_Serinde: chat is definitely going to enjoy this one
Spades_Slicc:
@rogerivany 
EDCBeerGeek: @Spades_Slicc Thanks!
measureofhope: shiny and chrome
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game doesn't fuck around with those
ButButTheJesus: SHINY AND CHROME
Sarah_Serinde:
or at least some of chat is 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus WITNESS
GhostValv:

Thefluffiestguineapig: TO VALHALLA
adurnafricai: @Sarah_Serinde yes. yes we are
neveth: Oh this one is one of my faves
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, the Broken has one kink
shea_wolfe: Large princess
Micalovits: @Thefluffiestguineapig Has taste
Sarah_Serinde:
Adam would also be happy 
Johanson69:
SHE 
SymphonySolstice: giant woman!!! yippeeee
Spades_Slicc: Now chat, would you settle for Big Princess when you could witness . . . Biggest Princess
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: well hello there
stippledotter: Oh
Lobo_Apache: Oh hello there
ContingentCat: Ooooo hello princess
Arazien:

Snowcookies: I think that's Adam's ideal woman
emilevitt:

ButButTheJesus: "In place of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN"
TehAmelie: here i hoped not killing her last time would make her less monstrous
NewtyNewts: Also, she's floating?
GDwarble: Chat is being about as normal as I expected
IaCthulhuFthagn: Birds are dinosaurs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Not dark but BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN
swordfishspyke: yes ma'am
Spades_Slicc: ABout that
MrQwasu: Chat says YES
Arazien: No
Paradachshund: based oppositional defiance
Creature_Comforts: No
accountmadeforants: Nah NO
Amentur: You would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IaCthulhuFthagn Avian vs non-avian. One of my favorite ways to convince people is cassowaries
e_bloc:

omdorastrix: NIel? no Kathleen!
Genie_M: Then say no
BraveOthello: BIG LADY
MTigress: no
wench_tacular: kneel before Zod
PhoenixMelior: Damn straight
Arazien: No is the better line
Wrexadecimal: It is within every fiber of my instinct to reject gods.
ContingentCat: YES
emilevitt:

PharaohBender27: I'm interested in the no option
josh___something: yes maam o7
TehAmelie: i guess we want to do some apologizing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen vs character
PharaohBender27: Because maybe she wants us feisty
Jillexie: YEs
Austere_Squire: Kathleen, have you met chat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The war of internal Kathleen
emilevitt:

Arazien: Be cool chat!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't want to
flatluigi: can we... tell her about the narrator
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wouldn't kneel, I would absolutely say "get fucked"
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig about that, you don't really get a choice
flatluigi: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think kneeling will probably lead to the getting fucked
UnknownFriday: Jace, is that you?
Micalovits: May Chaos take the World!
ContingentCat: Yes mommy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Oh I'm sure, but I'm not going to volunteer it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hi Jace
MsMarkarth: Where is Opportunity now?
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig You wouldn't but some of "you" is broken
Spades_Slicc: @MsMarkarth doesn't exist anymore
adurnafricai: @MsMarkarth disappeared upon touching the mirror
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Much of me is profoundly broken, and that is the part that shuts down the survival instinct to obey
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where's Paranoia when we need him?
quasi79fu: yay the mommy princesss
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig No i mean the Voice takes over
Sarah_Serinde: To clarify for people who might be confused: whenever we bring a princess to the long quiet and start again at the beginning, we start with just the Hero and pick up additional voices as we go through the chapters
BraveOthello: Yesmommy I mean maam
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Spades_Slicc Oh I was meaning IRL 
TehAmelie: dangit, now i realize the Narrator might "not" lie when he says it's dangerous for us to know just how the ending the world bit works
MsMarkarth: I meant because she is now talking about making a new world. That is just what he wanted
BoomerAang_Squad:

quasi79fu: keeep me princess? lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is what Opportunity wanted
Jobot180: Oh, we starting cults in here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so SCP coded
Daring_Apprentice: Damn chat is really on main now
darkcyril: @Jobot180 It *is* the weekend afterall
Genie_M: Tower is fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Daring_Apprentice A) have you met chat, and b; a good amount of Seachats is here
Lobo_Apache: Ahhh she is aware of the tropes that are needed to fuel her story. How interesting
josh___something: Oh right, Tower... like the Tarot
quasi79fu: submits to the princess mommy
Daring_Apprentice: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh I have, it's just funny to see it out in full force, haha
stippledotter: Interesting that the opportunist was broken and the broken gets an opportunity
IaCthulhuFthagn: Inverted Tower... that's... good, right?
josh___something: Opportunist would thrive here
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, she could be *more* magnificent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, someone else said "remember Galadriel being offered the One Ring in Fellowship? Hornier" to the visual design team
MsMarkarth: @josh___something That is what I am saying!
Micalovits: Giant floating lady? Pretty magnificent yea
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Treacherous as the sea one might say?
Jezus38: lady, can you move a bit. you're blocking the stained glass
Sarah_Serinde:
@Thefluffiestguineapig The visual design team is literally Abby Howard, one of the two devs 
Jezus38: hands!
MTigress: i like the window
shea_wolfe: Oh hello the hands
ContingentCat: Oooo
NewtyNewts: Hello hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde THIS IS TWO PEOPLE???
josh___something: Oh, the narrator used to be a person?
GDwarble:
@Thefluffiestguineapig The visual design team is one person, who is also one of the writers, so I'm not sure it ever had to be said 
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, as well as music and VAs, but essentially yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is only the hands reaching up
ichibento: @josh___something Yes.
Genie_M: Hi 👋
quasi79fu: yay
PharaohBender27:

DiscordianTokkan: yessss
Sarah_Serinde:
I'm glad we got to see this 
ContingentCat: Yes!
josh___something: Rest in Pepperonis, narrator
GrassVortex:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Rather than the hands reaching out from her, it is only the hands reaching UP towards the Princess
measureofhope: he had it coming
GDwarble: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes, and it's much smaller than their other game, that they made this to take a break from
yoyo_of_the_GGs: bye the archivist
adurnafricai: not killed. dominated
stippledotter:

Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Archivist
ButButTheJesus: D:
quasi79fu: i love this
MTigress:

stippledotter: New narrator voice!
jibkat: slay, queen
NewtyNewts: Take her, hands
BoomerAang_Squad: Yes Pwincess
eshplode: I love the mismatched voices so much, especially when they said different things
quasi79fu: nooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig:

quasi79fu: come back princesss
Omthebox: Ah, but the hands took her instead
Genie_M: Good ending
josh___something: Yoinked
frnknstn: She ate the narrator
IaCthulhuFthagn: What is "better"?
Lobo_Apache: I've always been on the edges of Slay the Princess, I regret not having played it now
emilevitt:
That was cool 
ContingentCat: oh yeah that's where I recognize it, is Jonathan Sims the voice actor?
Sarah_Serinde:
@Lobo_Apache never a bad time to start 
Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat Yes!
Aitsu111: Ooooo Kathleen and Dale playing Slay the Princess
Spades_Slicc: btw, there's a biggere princess
ButButTheJesus: YUGE
MsMarkarth: Big Lady!
Genie_M: @Lobo_Apache Play it. You have seen a sliver
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat And the Princess is Nicole Goodnight!!
flatluigi: this game is so cool
josh___something: Just as we give the long quiet gifts and change it, we also change?
stippledotter: It looks like those baby hands now
HbombAndFriends: A giant woman
quasi79fu: there is so much in this game..what youve seeen now is so little of what game has
Spades_Slicc: @josh___something We don't give the Long Quiet gifts
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig cool, I recognize him from the magnus archives
ButButTheJesus: @ContingentCat same! I just started listening this year
eshplode: There's sky and sand and rocks and things out there
PaperDoopliss: She always has thoughts on the vessels!
quasi79fu: Killll the narrrator lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Nicole Goodnight is a staple of other indie audio fiction, particularly horror. SCP Archives by Pacific S Obadiah is where I first encountered her
Thefluffiestguineapig: He always vanishes every time you arrive in the cusp of this space
Sarah_Serinde: I would really love for you to get to the end of a run but time is definitely tight
Sarah_Serinde: you're getting there though!
Spades_Slicc: Good news (you could've learned if you asked) this is the last princess you need to get to the endgame
NewtyNewts: Think she said this is the last time you'll do this now
Genie_M: You also abandoned your first run remember?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Did she?
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll have to check out SCP Archives
Sarah_Serinde: @Genie_M They don't/didn't really have the context to know that
NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig Something like 'the next time we see each other, we'll finally know what we are'
ButButTheJesus: Hi! My name is
quasi79fu: yeah this is endgame for your first run of game i think
Spades_Slicc: @NewtyNewts "on the cusp of my awakening"
Genie_M: @Sarah_Serinde Now they see though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Some of the early episodes can be rough in terms of production, but it is a long running podcast
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig cool cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Ok I did hear "on the cusp of my awakening"
Sarah_Serinde: @Genie_M I would argue it's still not obvious
Genie_M: Fair enough
Spades_Slicc: Time for best princess
Creature_Comforts:
Narrator dropped it in for you. How convenient 
Val_TheRainbowFang: Oh this is my favorite path, I was hoping you'd do this
Sarah_Serinde: yeah this one is fun
quasi79fu: my favorite princesss incoming
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think we were thinking you were helpless
Genie_M: Also that was a fun variant too
adurnafricai: my favorite just happened but this one is top half for sure
Genie_M: This is a great one to play a final one though
PaperDoopliss: I'm a big fan of the Witch
omegamarkel: burn her
flatluigi: kathleen's finally in the game
ButButTheJesus: a VVitch!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Chapter II - The Kathleen
quasi79fu: i promise im being goood
Sarah_Serinde: Chat has been very good and I appreciate everyone
Omthebox: That's okay dale
Austere_Squire: is this the path i think it is? this might be the one i got last, too, and it's perfect
Sarah_Serinde:
I've also been doing my best to be good 
PaperDoopliss: I think we only had to purge one person
Spades_Slicc: Oppy!
Creature_Comforts: he's back!
HbombAndFriends: Can we slay the narrator?
josh___something: opportunist, he's back!
Creature_Comforts: @HbombAndFriends The princess sorta did that for us last time
Austere_Squire: we already slayed the narrator once, sort of
Sarah_Serinde: @HbombAndFriends ^
quasi79fu: just like with Date everything i try best not to spoil
Thefluffiestguineapig: GDI that guy is back. I was tired of Opportunist
PsychoI3oy: @Sarah_Serinde, honestly it's really hard to remember the choices to be spoiler-y
Thefluffiestguineapig: Greyroot? Is this you?
quasi79fu: right?
thegreatwyrdling: Yes, but what if we romance the witch?
Sarah_Serinde: @PsychoI3oy yeah a lot of the time I forget what leads to what
quasi79fu: here we go
Genie_M: Chat, play with the game - You've seen so little and there's so much fun in the paths. The game also runs fine on a potato or even phones
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the only time we have only Opportunist and Hero? If so Sycophant vs some common sense
Sarah_Serinde: it's still certainly possible to spoil princesses though, and I'd appreciate it if people not do that, even if we won't have a chance of seeing them this stream
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ah, this is going to be that other kink in the CW's.
ButButTheJesus: nahsteh
Thefluffiestguineapig: So air smells of dirt and blood?
quasi79fu: ghad i love this one
couchboyj: The Narrator is in us, so we are at least a little nasty
flatluigi: more like The Centrist
quasi79fu: kairis inside me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Narrator stop lying, she does remember
PharaohBender27:

TehAmelie: wow, i thought i heard Evrart Claire there for a moment
NewtyNewts: Opportunist is missing the first S in the game's title
quasi79fu: there she is
accountmadeforants: I think we should start a committee on what to do with the princess
Spritz_T: tail!
Genie_M: She has a tail
Nekuia: My like this Princess.
thegreatwyrdling: Girlfriend material right there.
Sarah_Serinde: @NewtyNewts No it's the Smitten who's missing it, Opportunist just wants to be on the winning side
BraveOthello: And clawed feet
Austere_Squire: this one has gremlin energy and i like her
Spades_Slicc: :3
Amentur: What a cutie :3
quasi79fu: lol opportunist
DiscordianTokkan: :3
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm starting to obsess to an unhealthy level about the (stage) right chain and shackle.
quasi79fu: she callled me a monster...faints
flatluigi: oo a team up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Opportunist, failed charisma check 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Opportunist, roll a wisdom save with disadvantage please
IaCthulhuFthagn: And I even wrote the wrong one anyway. Leftl.
quasi79fu: ahhahahaha
BraveOthello: Run
Genie_M: 😁😁😁😁
Johanson69: she really said :3
matthaus_c: the smug uwu face she has lmao
Amentur: Scritch her chin :3
Cinominn: love this game, also hi Dale
Spades_Slicc: This is the only princess (so far) to recieve a plushy
quasi79fu: helllo princesss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, this is big Mortimer Rapplesworth Everwind Smithe energy right there
Myrniss: :<
Genie_M: :3
Spades_Slicc: :3c
t3h_f1gm3nt: :3
PharaohBender27: Opportunist, plz
Didero: siddle up the stairs sideways at the same time
ContingentCat: ;3
Thefluffiestguineapig: "It"
GhostValv: :3
quasi79fu: didero what is this the clue movie
Bluesun_Rise: :3
ghyllnox: Surely she can kill you whether or not you're facing her
accountmadeforants: Clearly this means you should be holding hands
quasi79fu: right behind you lol
SkylerRingtail: Just don't turn around, Orpheus!
wench_tacular: that's what worries us
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is her definition?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Speak on that Narrator, what is her definition?
Genie_M: Witch
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig definition of what?
quasi79fu: lol opportunist
NorthstarTex: Hero, why did you have to speak
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc The narrator said "[the Princess] by her very definition, cannot be trusted"
jibkat: \o/
Amentur: :3c
matthaus_c: fun to have a Princess that wants to kill us more than she wants to get out
NorthstarTex: GIRLY WHY!\
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh right. The definition of princess naturally
josh___something: Chapter 3 time!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's in the title of the game: "Slay the untrustworthy Princess".
PaperDoopliss: Got some scorpion and frog in here
adurnafricai: fight! fight!
wench_tacular: it's her nature
ContingentCat: her sudden and inevitable betrayal!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: fking dummy
Genie_M: The scorpion stings
eshplode: Good evil laugh. 10/10
flatluigi: lmao
Duffadash: Scorpion and frog?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: mood
ContingentCat: y'know fair, broken backs suck
flatluigi: so which of us is the scorpion and which is the frog
NorthstarTex: Fair, girly
Genie_M: She's right
NewtyNewts: But I ALSO know, that poison comes from Australia, which is full of criminals!
quasi79fu: haahahaha
jibkat:

josh___something: Opportunist, you aren't the master planner you think you are
Thefluffiestguineapig: So subtle
NorthstarTex: Welp, at least we're not alone
flatluigi: we're really no children'ing it up this time huh
quasi79fu: lol
Genie_M: Wonder what this makes her next time
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josh___something: Mutual betrayal!
quasi79fu: yay dying together
NorthstarTex: very metal, I like her
NewtyNewts: Here come the hands
Amentur: Hands!
josh___something: or not
Forlorgen: are we getting the dunk tank or is the overlay just not updating?
Genie_M: It worked out
GhostValv: 🙌
adurnafricai: here we go!
matthaus_c: PrincessDash!
tdapenguin: No more sunbathing overlay-- does that mean we've maxed it out?
Forlorgen: ok I saw it refresh
Arazien: Thanks Sirpauli ~
PharaohBender27:

jibkat: birb!
adurnafricai: always have been
PhoenixMelior: Ca caw!
darkcyril: It just hit me - is the Princess's VA Nichole Goodnight?
Sarah_Serinde: @darkcyril Yes!
matthaus_c: void bird void bird void bird
josh___something: Ca CAW!!!
Genie_M: 👋
tdapenguin: Derp, saw it in the other corner.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @darkcyril it is!
ButButTheJesus: caw
Thefluffiestguineapig: @darkcyril Yup, and the male VA is Jonathon Sims
Sarah_Serinde: yesss I'm so glad you made it to this
quasi79fu: who do we telll that we are close to the end?
PhoenixMelior:
Im sure Jordynne and Cori won't mind 
Lobo_Apache: Oh, absolutely going to grab this game. This has been SO COOL
ButButTheJesus: too many eyes...
AlnessVT: The broken glass from earlier
tdapenguin: *sunbathing?? No thanks to autocorrect
Sarah_Serinde: There's so much more to see, the game is very worth it
PharaohBender27:
15000 I need to head out for the exceedingly rare Saturday work shift; I'll see you all for Live. In the meantime, here's some bits for appreciation and the next stretch goal.
Genie_M: Birb with teeth
quasi79fu: We hope both of you enjoyed this game..and try to get other runs later
flatluigi: everyone please go buy and play this game
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 great googly moogly!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Objective is doing a lot of heavy lifting
PsychoI3oy: woah PharaohBender27 thats a lot of da bits da bits
Sarah_Serinde: yeah if you've enjoyed this at all and you can afford it, I highly recommend picking it up
TXC2:
PharaohBender27 
TehAmelie: i'm on the store page already
TXC2 returns
Genie_M: So much to see still
Sarah_Serinde: they're also on itch.io if you prefer that route
Darleysam: I'd say put Scarlet Hollow on your wishlist too, as it's also a banger
matthaus_c: I'm a real mark for fragmented narratives that are about narrative fragmentation
TXC2: oh good we're confronting the narrator
Sarah_Serinde: @Darleysam ^
matthaus_c: "I'm built different!"
t3h_f1gm3nt: uh huh, sure Narrator
PsychoI3oy: but Scarlet Hollow is a bit more straightforward ... isn't it?
Genie_M: Liar liar
Sarah_Serinde: also if you need to, take a look at the content warnings pinned in chat (and on the game's website). It can get more gruesome than what we've seen here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Duilt bifferent
PsychoI3oy: still a great game from what I remember seeing of it
Spades_Slicc: @PsychoI3oy the most recent chapter is 3 times bigger than this entire game
quasi79fu: yeah some scenarios in this game can get dark
PsychoI3oy: lol nevermind then
adurnafricai: the truth come out!
GrassVortex: oooh
Genie_M: My early runs went so differently
quasi79fu: is this Cori and jordynns first time through Date everything mods?
flatluigi: jordynne and kathleen played some before
Sarah_Serinde: @quasi79fu No, Jordynne played it with Kathleen last subathon. Not sure if she's played more since
flatluigi: not sure about cori]
TXC2: quasi79fu given how much Cori has talked about wanting to date the fusebox, I doubt it
quasi79fu: i ask because i dont want to spoil anything about the characters
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know if Cori has played it or not
Genie_M: Proper Nouns
quasi79fu: I will behave and not mention characters just in case ok?
TXC2: quasi79fu good choice
Sarah_Serinde:
A good policy is to assume no spoilers for a game until you hear otherwise. You can always ask the streamers too 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Also are we playing with the content warning stuff on for Date Everything? Last time Kathleen and Jordynne tried with it off and found it to be just unpleasant IIRC
shea_wolfe: Wait he wants you to kill change? That seems...bad
adurnafricai: rip echo
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig We'll find out when they start
matthaus_c: this, too, is Bloodborne
flatluigi: @shea_wolfe killing change is about as bad as killing death
Genie_M: Last*
quasi79fu: yay the end time
jibkat: One, More, Time
ContingentCat: Nothing to find
TXC2:
the Narrator joins the long line of characters who should have just gone to therapy 
NewtyNewts: The whole thing is the princess...
quasi79fu: There she is in her glorrry
IaCthulhuFthagn: @flatluigi The thesis is that is is the same, no?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Save?
BraveOthello: That's so many Princesses
ButButTheJesus: goodness
adurnafricai: hi mound o/
TehAmelie: aha! she does change based on our perception. that's what i was afraid to share i'd worked out. it does give away a lot
JessieImproved: Houses of the Holy
matthaus_c: good lord Abby
TXC2: this sure is some....art
jacqui_lantern234: i have a question for yall, since i havent been watching, are there any jumpscares?
Spades_Slicc: @jacqui_lantern234 yes
ContingentCat:

flatluigi: not really
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 A couple
RatherLargeToad: BeNoTaFrAiD
quasi79fu: not really jumpscares in slay the princesss really
eshplode: Good thing she's not Godo
IaCthulhuFthagn: @jacqui_lantern234 There have been mild jumpscares, but there may be worse ones we haven't seen, and the word "jumpscares" is right there in the CW list.
TXC2: the jumpscares are mostly Princess is there, now princess is HERE!
Genie_M: Told you it's a love story
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 thanks for pre-answering my unasked question 
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 no worries
quasi79fu: awww she loves us
Genie_M: Dale was almost right in his first guess
thegreatwyrdling: Holding hands, how scandalous.
NorthstarTex: awwwwww
t3h_f1gm3nt: freedom!
adurnafricai: sorry dale, you played a romance simulator
jacqui_lantern234:
one last killing for the road? 
swordfishspyke: aurora borealis?
IaCthulhuFthagn: The world is finally at an end.
Johanson69: @jacqui_lantern234 There are some sudden audio effects as well I'd say
matthaus_c: scandalous h*ndh*lding
ichibento: I had a very different ending.
TXC2: it really was a love story
ichibento: This is fascinating
Bright5park: I loved that visualizer in WinAMP
ContingentCat: damn this is really cool
stippledotter: Its giving stardew mermaid show
quasi79fu: yay home
Spades_Slicc: No sane organism can long survive conditions of absolute reality
Micalovits: I love how different the endings can be
Johanson69:

flatluigi: hell of an ending
PsychoI3oy: GG
Darleysam:

NorthstarTex: Hell yeah! Good game
GrassVortex:

TXC2: LA FIN!
MTigress: GG
accountmadeforants: These two would make for some RAD patron deities
Sarah_Serinde: So one of the things I love about this game is that there are so many tiers of "path". There's the individual princess, there's the line of princesses that ends with you bringing one here, and there's the end of things once you bring her enough princesses. Each have their own choices and outcomes
TheLadyMakai: GG
Genie_M:

MilkInBags: The End(s)
Jillexie: GG
ButButTheJesus: ayyyy
tdapenguin:

Kumakaori: success!
jacqui_lantern234: FIN
t3h_f1gm3nt: huzzah!
electra310: GG!
TheNerdWonder: that was an amazing story
CookieMom: Congrats!
TehAmelie: it did get pretty Persona huh
DiscordianTokkan:

ghizmou: gg
quasi79fu: thanks Kathleeen and dale
DeM0nFiRe:

flatluigi: oh ALL the voices are johnathan sims??
eshplode: Based on those content warnings, it sounds like we got a good ending
GhostValv:

Eepymrrp:

TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Date Everything at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (9m ago).
IaCthulhuFthagn: I didn't expect the same ending as Manifold Garden.
jacqui_lantern234: added this to my wishlist on steam
glitched_goddess: good ending imo lol
TheLadyMakai: thatnks so much you two! no worries
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's also some interesting echoes of Santa Muerte, definitely some Lord Brahma and lots of Seraphim from Revelations
Didero: Thanks for playing this, I really enjoyed it!
TXC2: it Kissing day
Sarah_Serinde: These four hours were, in their own way, one run, and you can get different results and information depending on your choices
measureofhope: That was great
rogerivany: Now I can go eat.
Sarah_Serinde: And I adore everything about it
Genie_M: There's a lot more narrative to find
jacqui_lantern234:
thanks for being here, dale 
Sarah_Serinde:
I'm glad we got so experience this with Dale and Kathleen 
ContingentCat: That was really cool, it's only about 20$ so I'm thinking about getting it to see what I missed
iris_of_ether: Yeah I just installed this on the ol Steam Deck hahaha
ichibento: Thanks Dale!
Dunnston: Bye, thank you!
Spades_Slicc: Also the game generates a mixtape of the ost based on your playthrough
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love to see you both do more of this
TXC2: !break
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Genie_M: Thanks for playing
Ashmantle:

MilkInBags: there are a lot of paths and endings fyi
TehAmelie: we mostly got ourselves slain
matthaus_c: much more Slayed By Princess
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Dale
flatluigi: @ContingentCat this was like 10% of the game if that
MTigress: hi blurry friembs!
quasi79fu: time to date...appliances? with consent?
Sarah_Serinde: Also if the cost is still a bit steep for you, it does go one sale from time to time
ContingentCat: Thanks Kathleen and Dale!
stippledotter: Gg! Have to run errands now!
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah there's a LOT of paths in this game, i've yet to see two of the same exact run
TXC2: Hi Graham
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Graham 
northivanastan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Date Everything at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (10m ago).
Dunnston: Blur Factor, Activate
quasi79fu: lol the dancing graham
Sarah_Serinde: also, incredible music
Genie_M: Also look around outside steam
Kidror: For real, this and Scarlet Hollow are both incredible experiences
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie turns out there's a typo in the title. it's "Slay, the princess"
PsychoI3oy: i need to watch the first hour and a half of that ... later
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde that's good to know because it's a little more than comfortable, so wishlisted and we'll see
LadyAiluros: okay that was pretty cool
TXC2: I did spy over 100 cheevos for that game, and LRR had 10, so there are MANY more paths I assume
beowuuf: lol, did i literally miss all of it or am i back for the end?
TXC2: beowuuf you sadly missed it all
LostThePirate: It just ended
beowuuf: stp has so many paths and nooks
wench_tacular:

Didero: @beowuuf You missed Slay The Princess, Date Everything is starting momentarily
Micalovits: Missed Slay the Princess, about to start Date Everything
saiarcot895: chat, what is the next stretch goal? I can't make out the icon
ContingentCat: @beowuuf good news you can watch the vod unspoiled
TXC2: but more dating coming up next
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 might also be a combo of "x path with y voice(s)"?
beowuuf:
@TXC2 eh, better to see it all in order than watch the end then vod the start 
Sarah_Serinde: I spent a bit over 30 hours 100%ing the games/achievements, and that was before the Pristine Cut. I still have to play all the new stuff they added
TXC2: Gekyouryuu indeed
LadyAiluros: yah I might have to grab that
beowuuf: @ContingentCat SergeJustRight
ghyllnox: Sounds like the music is moshed
Ritaspirithntr: oops
Dunnston: As someone who's never seen the game before, it definitely seemed pretty fun
Ritaspirithntr: both audio sources are active
LadyAiluros: Holy Farking Shirtballs, it has a Mac client!!!!
TXC2: ghyllnox might be on twitch's end
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde i only noticed last week a couple of ferences to do with soloing the princess... I think i understand how...
Genie_M: It was great to see them and chat experiencing this
spo8n: next goal is dunk tank
LadyAiluros: how far are we from dunk tank?
ghyllnox: @TXC2 Sounded like LRR music behind the StP music
ghyllnox: But I could be wrong
TXC2: "a tank, for dunking, dunk tank"
Genie_M: @LadyAiluros It counts down
TXC2: ghyllnox a I see, I can only hear the Princess music
Sarah_Serinde: You can see the dunk tank goal on the overlay, 434 more subs or multiples of 500 bits
matthaus_c: @ghyllnox I hear it too
LadyAiluros: yeah I jut have to get closer to the teevee
Sarah_Serinde: and yes it sounds like we have dueling music
matthaus_c: it's a Loading Ready Slay mashup
Thefluffiestguineapig: So 434 subs to dunk tank (meaning that many left) and it is 1 sub/500 bits
LadyAiluros: got it
LadyAiluros: the sofa is v. comfee
LadyAiluros: and the first full week of skool is a long week
beowuuf:
@Didero
i might vod smp now cause i'm out asll of tomorrow, and add date everything to the geenral vod catch up for next week 
EphemeralOsprey:
for some reason I can't find Slay the Princess on steam
maybe I have my content filters set wrong or something
LadyAiluros: it's there, I found it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros The next week is my first week of clinicals, it will be a hell of a handbrake turn
EphemeralOsprey: oh, I believe it, it's just not working for me
Genie_M: @EphemeralOsprey You can find and buy it elsewhere too
Didero: @beowuuf So much stream to catch up on, yeah. I still have to watch the part of Archipelago I missed, and I'm probably forgetting some streams to watch
VinylMinty: i really want this ost on vinyl
VinylMinty: but theres none for sale and it seems to been very limited
beowuuf: @Didero yeah apart from pizzamas i have so much catch up!
Sarah_Serinde: yeah I've caught very little of the subathon live this year, work is too much for me to have something on in the background, sadly
Sarah_Serinde: gonna be catching up for a while
EphemeralOsprey: thanks chat, I found it now
TehAmelie: funny, on Steam it's in a bundle with Doki Doki Literature Club and as i already have that it's cheaper than the game by itself
TXC2:
there will be at least 4 Vods I will need to catch up on....and I'll have to go through the clips first 
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde oo thanks that's the bit cheaper to be good for me, I've goon a little beyond the budget for the subathon
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah I should definitely take a look at clips later
ContingentCat: *gone
TXC2: TehAmelie I had that same thing happen with Balatro
Didero: Steam bundles are useful like that
Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat Glad it works for you!
TXC2: Hi Cori
Didero: And Steam usefully lists a bundle at the top if it's cheaper for you than just buying the game
quasi79fu: evil cup?
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Sarah_Serinde:

beowuuf: I've always thought adam might like stp, the fact all choices are valid (including / especially 'bad' ones), and the fact he liked the doki story make me think he might appreciate this one
quasi79fu: hai cori
TXC2: beowuuf same
Thefluffiestguineapig:

baltimore_667083:

quasi79fu: i hear music?
Sarah_Serinde: ah well, goodbye excellent soundtrack, hello excellent Andy
jacqui_lantern234: HAI CORI!!! YOURE GREAT!!!
thegreatwyrdling: aaaaandddddddyyyyyy
ghyllnox: There we go
TehAmelie: should go by itch.io anyway. they give a much bigger cut to the devs and it's still quite cheap
jacqui_lantern234: HAI JORDYNNE YOURE ALSO GREAT
ghyllnox: o/
DeM0nFiRe:

BraveOthello: Hi Jordynne!
beowuuf: wee, cori and also quite the whiplash
TXC2: ADS?!
Sarah_Serinde: oh that's a loud game
Genie_M: Now for a bit different kind of dating
Lobo_Apache: Oooooh, new intro
beowuuf:
io didn't recognise jordynne without the red bull 
BraveOthello: MAWP
Dunnston: DATE EVERYTHING
ErynTzun: That's the start of the game
quasi79fu: sasssy chap gamesss
MAPBoardgames:
Climb on board that desert bus! 
jacqui_lantern234: loud game
quasi79fu: Date Everything?
ghyllnox: Game sounds live
ichibento: Whoa that's a little loud. ^_^
hyralt: yay let's date everything
ContingentCat: YOU MUST
Didero: We're getting game audio and the break music
TXC2: SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
Geldaran:

Summerlithi: And this is where I bow out, dont want no spoilers
beowuuf: we've dale'd everything, now date everything
TXC2: so long Summerlithi stay safe
quasi79fu: maybe we shouldnt date everything tho?
ContingentCat: I can't wait to see Cori's take on this lol
MTigress: hi blurry Cori and blurry Jordynne!
ClodiumSoride: @Summerlithi I'm the opposite, haven't played Slay the Princess yet so I'm just starting to watch today.
ErynTzun: I still have not finished the game, it's hard to like all of them.
jacqui_lantern234: for those who HAVE played the game, why the fuck am i just Shelley?!
quasi79fu: hai cori and jordynne
TheLadyMakai: i haven't opened this game since i bbeat it lol
TXC2: Twitch can you stop stuttering please
iris_of_ether:

Bright5park: If we can "Date Everything"... can we date the demon princess or the tall princess from earlier? 👉👈 🥺
TXC2: Here we GO!
quasi79fu: lol i can see that jacqui
Shadowsoflife: o/
Sarah_Serinde: @Bright5park It is a love story after all
TXC2: hello Cori and jordynne
Daring_Apprentice: gamerz
Austere_Squire: Hoyyyyy
ContingentCat: Hi in focus Jordynne and Cori!
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI STREAMER NERDS!!!!!! 
iris_of_ether:

MTigress: hi non-blurry Cori and non-blurry Jordynne!
jacqui_lantern234: SENDING YOU BOTH HUGS
TXC2: the CJ combo
quasi79fu: Justttt the twooo of ussss
Genie_M: It's you!
TehAmelie: hiya!
spinebustertee: Definitely looking forward to this particular brand of chocolate and peanut butter
GrassVortex:
great energy already 
TXC2: !findquote DMCA
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Bright5park: It's Cordynne!
ContingentCat: it's like they're in the room
skintbint: i see the crystal raindrops
TXC2: also game LOUD
Sarah_Serinde: oh good, game less deafening now
BrowneePointz: oh ye referencing the song will smith sampled
HbombAndFriends: Not fun to stay at the D M C A.
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Sarah_Serinde:
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quasi79fu: NOt to ask us to Date everything?
Daring_Apprentice: s'all good
Shadowsoflife: @HbombAndFriends Let's not go to the D M C A (a)
ContingentCat: much better volume
NimrodXIV: LRR: It's Good
Daring_Apprentice: DMCA less fun than YMCA
GDwarble: I bet most of the things can be dated to the 2010s or 2020s, how hard could it be? :B
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: gamers never read how to play a game
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Sarah_Serinde: So Cori and Jordynne, what level of advice/backseating/spoilers do you want from chat?
jacqui_lantern234: its wednesday, my dudes
Bright5park: We're gamers? Oh no... It Begins...
tdapenguin: @GDwarble Looool. Great wordplay
quasi79fu: working lol
ghyllnox: Or we can "friends" em
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jacqui_lantern234:
hey skylar! 
quasi79fu: hello felicia day i mean skylar
ghyllnox: And there's CWs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have the content stuff on? So we don't need those interactions?
Shurtal: Slay the Princess got a....strange update
TheMerricat: We've played this once before didn't we chat? I'm not having a fever dream? Was it on a previous Subathon?
SkylerRingtail: *Were* working from home. Until we got fired and replaced by an AI. Relatable.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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TXC2: TheMerricat it was played last subathon
Bright5park:
Magic glasses that lets you date anthopomorphized things? Yeah, I played VRChat before. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah Cori, that's how I feel
jacqui_lantern234: i like dating
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig They will have the option to turn it on or off a little into the game, they're not there yet
Shadowsoflife: Can we talk to betty?
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 TY! I knew I remembered it. 
couchboyj: It's date everything, not question everything
GrassVortex: and if you think to yourself "is that X?" for a voice actor. It likely is. The cast is *stacked*
eshplode: I like the tonal contrast between this game and the last one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Oh right, I didn't interact with this game outside of the sub-a-thon
BrowneePointz: this dev studio was also founded by voice actor veterans Max Mittleman, Ray Chase and Robbie Daymond
MAPBoardgames: Alt read. We've been working from home with no human contact for so long we snapped and this is our delusions playing out.
quasi79fu: the bed...the teddy bear
jacqui_lantern234: love Mommy Bed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GrassVortex There is one where I didn't clock who it was and was floored by his range
quasi79fu: Oh no not the fireplace
BrowneePointz: Mittelman*
Genie_M: Silksong is out?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Silksong is great confirmed
ContingentCat: After last time I got it and immediately went for the Nightmare
Sarah_Serinde: so probably no spoilers/backseating unless the streamers say otherwise
Lobo_Apache: @MAPBoardgames That was just my actual 2020
TXC2: Genie_M allegedly
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz I think most of CR as well.
ErynTzun: eeeew
quasi79fu: ughhhh the toilet
GrassVortex: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, it is scary how good some people are at sounding different
ErynTzun: I could not stand that character
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat One I was shocked by the VAs range was whoever Luke's VA plays, like Luke from SF6
CabooseFails: Really thought that was going to be "The type of person who tells you you don't have game is the type of person who would be a fireplace"
quasi79fu: no one likes the toilet that i know of
TheLadyMakai: I can't wait to see who they run into
quasi79fu: evil toilet
canahedo: I love cat clock, he's awful
GoblinMyra: wait Dante Basco voices something in this did i hear?
TXC2: we're vampire!
Shadowsoflife: The bed
ErynTzun: The electronics closet
flatluigi: can we interact with the thing in the drawers
TXC2: basically, if you can think of a famous game VA, they're in this game
quasi79fu: Yasss here we go
GedankenPalast_: oh my
TXC2: holy shit
MAPBoardgames: I suggest you block up the second bathroom door. Those things are freaky
GrassVortex: oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GoblinMyra Is that Zuko? Then yes
jacqui_lantern234: YEAH!!!!!!
thegreatwyrdling: GOD DAMN
EphemeralOsprey: ooookaaayyy nice
Bright5park: OOooo
Genie_M: Good first choice
BrowneePointz: @goblinmyra Ray Chase Robbie Daymond and Max Mittelman founded the studio, so ye there’s voice acting legends in this
jacqui_lantern234: HELLO SIR 😳
Laurence72: I want to watch you react to what you want to see, not suffer through something we force you to experience
quasi79fu: nah you goood
TXC2:
why is the flannel a cravat ? 
Sarah_Serinde: you are covering some text yeah
FinalBossFightLive: Have you tried dating the Wall yet Cori?
flatluigi: you might want to shrink the cam yes
Mai_Andra:
This towel looks pretty "fresh"... 
flatluigi: that's good
TXC2: Thanks Cori
TheLadyMakai: your good
GedankenPalast_: that is good
GoblinMyra: oh this is a great game already loool
RustZenith: Oh towel, my towel.
GedankenPalast_:

jacqui_lantern234:
youre not in the way, his towels are 
MAPBoardgames: Thats perfect
GedankenPalast_: the details!
GrassVortex: the character designs are fantastic
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 as a straight man, yes
quasi79fu: Va of the game is outstanding but its art is exceptional
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, the character design is SO GOOD
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 i say this as a lesbian, myself
Thefluffiestguineapig: On purpose is a great caveat
jacqui_lantern234: HES SO ADORABLE
ContingentCat: @jacqui_lantern234 same, on both
quasi79fu: oh no not the water
Azralorne: He's a precious idiot lol
GoblinMyra: i think the game is a bit quieter than yall
quasi79fu: the ony suggestion i have is either wall or the bedside drawer
MTigress: the towel lines cut on the side of his hair too xD
quasi79fu: But thats it
ErynTzun: How does one shave a fade into a towel?
iris_of_ether:
@jacqui_lantern234 
jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether HAI FRIEND
thegreatwyrdling: @ErynTzun Very carefully.
nevermore913: We dating all the things?
GhostValv:

thegreatwyrdling: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
quasi79fu: gahd i love this game
jacqui_lantern234: im sorry, what about getting wet?
Bright5park: So... are we getting between you and the spills,Tyrell?
TXC2: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
HandedLee: Which princess is this?
ErynTzun: I'm guessing we might avoid dating certain things that are NSFW
EphemeralOsprey: little buddy!
flatluigi: so what else could you fold
jacqui_lantern234: I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LITTLE BUDDY
Austere_Squire: i love the swan towel morph thing
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun title needs changing
kragmabutch: as a lesbian, i would happily give this man a smooch on the cheek
MAPBoardgames: #BlameTwitch
nevermore913: Good now
Sarah_Serinde: that seems to have been a problem lately, Kathleen thought she set it too but it still needed updating
BrowneePointz: @loadingreadyrun looks like the lead artist and character designer is Canadian Illustrator Nijuukoo
BrukadaAbido: Is this Hatoful boyfriend?
Azralorne: @kragmabutch This is how you know they did good character design haha
TehAmelie: i can fold a junk but it would be a big challenge to do with a towel. . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrukadaAbido I would absolutely love a replay of that
quasi79fu: hahahhaha
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde we've had to remind LRR of it all week
quasi79fu: the innuendo in this game is so goood
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Yeah I've noticed
exeJayce: well this is an interesting thing to come back to after watching Kathleen and Dale play a horror game LOL hi Cori, hi Jordynne!
TXC2: so it could very well be a twitch problem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the game quiet or is it me?
Sarah_Serinde: I think the game volume is decent
nevermore913: Game sounds fine here
Sarah_Serinde: could maybe bring up the voices in game just a touch but we'd like to not drown out the streamers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, then it's my bad tv, thanks!
Sarah_Serinde: strong start
FinalBossFightLive: Have you tried the wall?
glitched_goddess: I looked up the VA and like >,>
BrukadaAbido:
Game name is properly updated, my hatoful boyfriend comment still stands with the towel birb 
TXC2: that stack of towels looks like the blue elephant aliens from Star wars
flatluigi: jordynne do you know where erika ishii is
Sogheim: I like Dorian because I'm a sucker for Ben Starr
jacqui_lantern234:
i mean, im partial to shelves. character's VERY me coded 
TheLadyMakai: are these two wonderful ladies going to be playing truk-kun too?
BrowneePointz: That was Macaron’s voice actor from Hi Fi Rush!
ANeMzero: she has a Legally Distinct Miss Frizzle vibe.
EvilBadman: I do wish the game showed the VA when the character was intro'd
BrowneePointz: Gabe Kunda!
@jjcard: oh right, I never finished Date Everything.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do all the doors have different art? That is one of the things I remember from last year
SkylerRingtail: So hard to choose who to start with. For some reason the Dishwasher is calling to me as a suggestion.
Sarah_Serinde: @TheLadyMakai No, that's Heather
ContingentCat: lol I love her
TheLadyMakai: @Sarah_Serinde cool
TehAmelie: paperclips as hairclips is rad
NapalmSideburns: She sweet indeed Cori
GhostValv:

morteica: Omg I love her! I want to tell her to calm down, everything's ok.
quasi79fu: i see they found the office supplies
Austere_Squire: is she your organizer?
ErynTzun: @SkylerRingtail I remember that having a bunch of requirements to not fail
jacqui_lantern234: OMFG JORDYNNE
Azralorne: My cat is literally a stapler remover
Azralorne: Those four are the only ones she has left lol
EphemeralOsprey: Jordynne that's a perfect description of feline yawn
jacqui_lantern234: SHES A CHAOTIC MESS, I LOVE HER
EmmaPartlow: Love that the rolled up sleeves are like they're pulled from a notepad
iris_of_ether: Aw she's cute
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that Cosmo for this house?
quasi79fu: yay
jacqui_lantern234: YAY
flatluigi: this va is Aimee Carrero
kragmabutch: @jacqui_lantern234 ive only known her for 30 seconds and she means everything to me
TehAmelie: hey, we have a bunch of post-its on the board
ContingentCat: omg she's so cute
flatluigi: who played She-Ra in the animated series!
BrowneePointz: this is She-Ra btw Jordynne
GhostValv:

jacqui_lantern234: I! LOVE! HER!
quasi79fu: she is so precious
Bright5park: I would have seconded Stacy, possibly even "Stacy O'Nerry". No complaints about "Penelope" though, also a solid pun.
Metric_Furlong: "yet"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is how some people feel interacting with me sometimes
jacqui_lantern234: OMFG XD
jacqui_lantern234: this games humour is so good
Micalovits: lol
Jezus38: en main?
s0lesurviv0r:

TehAmelie: i like a lady with an ass of gold and a heart that won't quit
jacqui_lantern234: AT ALL TIMES
Azralorne: It makes me so happy seeing people appreciate this game 🥰 it's still one of my favorites lol
RealGamerCow: I like that her hair looks like pen scribbles
quasi79fu: there he is
quasi79fu: LOL
jacqui_lantern234: OMG XD
BrowneePointz: oh no he’s hot
Bright5park: Oh hey Thor!
TXC2:
TehAmelie if your ass if made of gold, you'll need a strong to carry it around 
Didero: Glad she's not matching THAT energy
Gekyouryuu: what's his name, Ted Mill?
EphemeralOsprey: I love the character designs in this
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the treadmill?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
ErynTzun: Ktristof
Boomyakalolo: click the books
BrowneePointz: that’s a Jojo
ErynTzun: I can type, Kristof
quasi79fu: hahahaha you found him
BrowneePointz: that’s deadass a JoJo
GrassVortex:

darkcyril: The pie lattice coat is a nice touch
jacqui_lantern234: omg he's a twink!!!
ghyllnox: Ramen hair
glitched_goddess: ramen hair xD
TehAmelie: is this a Waffle House uniform?
iris_of_ether: Avocado lapels
VinylMinty: avocado toast neck folds
Azralorne: MY BOY!!! Everyone hates him but I'm a food nerd so he loved me 😂
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is speechless
TXC2:
why is there chocolate in the fruit bowl? 
RealGamerCow: avocado toast scarf/lapels?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Metric_Furlong: is this a tumblr sexyman?
Jezus38: cupboard bro is a no from me dawg
Gekyouryuu: a pretty boy made of food? I didn't realize we were watching Kamen Rider Gavv
frostfiresky:
@jacqui_lantern234 more like a twinkie 
TXC2: Metric_Furlong all of the characters is this game are
BrowneePointz: tumblr sexy men have a pathetic bend to them @metric_furlong
jacqui_lantern234:
there are no fine whites 
Ivannorr: My boy J Michael Tatum!
RealGamerCow: the wine, or you bro?
atlr: he is just feeling a bit gassy
glitched_goddess: I want a rosemary pen!
ErynTzun: bowtie pasta
TehAmelie: oh wow, i didn't get sandwich board
quasi79fu: fooood snob lol
Driosenth: Oh I dislike this guy
BrowneePointz: lol they got J Michael Tatum for this character!? lol
Austere_Squire: I do not like the meat vest
atlr: oh my
Azralorne: Hell yeah Cori
@SmithKurosaki: Yea still debasting buying it
flatluigi: @Austere_Squire i think it's watermelon?
ArtDecoSunburn: Riesling is a good choice.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori with the knowledge
ErynTzun: I had to cheat, don't drink no chance at any of these.
Metric_Furlong: she's Gaming
jacqui_lantern234: lets go cori!
Azralorne: Look at you go!!
iris_of_ether:

BrowneePointz: damn Cori is a Somme!?
ContingentCat: he's so condesending when you get it wrong, I don't drink and didn't want to cheat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's fucking go CORIII
BrowneePointz: looooool
Metric_Furlong: of course
iris_of_ether: WOW
jacqui_lantern234: omfg XD
quasi79fu: love the puns in game
Boomyakalolo: he's gonna show you his beget
Azralorne: Seeeeee he's great if you just share his special interest
TXC2:
so he uses rubbers? 
BraveOthello: Hi Bibbendum!
Austere_Squire: Please also make him a car buff
SmithKurosaki: I love these names. I missed towel's name
Shadowsoflife: the puns in this game are great
Feriority: They're loafersw
flatluigi: @SmithKurosaki tyrell
NapalmSideburns: He's got LOAF'ers
Feriority: *loafers
skintbint: no they're loafers
flatluigi: oh they're LOAFERS
Jezus38: Ian would be so proud of the name
jacqui_lantern234: OMG THEYRE LOAFERS
Bright5park:
Mitchell Linn? But he doesn't look like a tire at all! 
ErynTzun: @ContingentCat Yeah definitely a snob if you don't know. I don't think it's particularly fair, not everyone drinks, can't assume that sort of thing.
quasi79fu: yup
TXC2: "on closer inspection, these are loafers"
jacqui_lantern234: this ENTIRE GAME is puns, cori
BrowneePointz: the best part is knowing the guy who voiced Tuxedo Mask is one of the game directors Cori lol
Shadowsoflife: it's puns all way down
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the chocolate bar pants are not great but as a visual gag
BrowneePointz: new tuxedo mask voice*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I had a flashback to the horrible I AM TUXEDO MASK
Azralorne: Don't say that to the bath tub, she would never wanna be associated with a lowly shower lol
BrowneePointz: YES
BrowneePointz: one of the only plus sized characters!
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quasi79fu: helllo dadddy koa
TXC2: oh he's Koa wood
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz betty?
jacqui_lantern234: i have several gay men friends who would drop pants for this man
Azralorne: He's so soft and sweet
NotCainNorAbel: sit backwards on that chair
e_bloc: y'all ever wanna be a chair
ChocoBroh: Oh he looks like a nice seat
Mai_Andra: The shoulder pads are the pillows on the couch
jacqui_lantern234: @e_bloc HOLY SHIT XD
ChocoBroh: Me and jordan admiring the architecture
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz there are several
MTigress: oh my
TXC2: on that face? sure
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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iris_of_ether: WELL
ErynTzun: He's a couch
flatluigi: he's a two seater
Jezus38: love seat
jacqui_lantern234: one gets the lap, one gets the face
BrowneePointz: @jacqui_lantern234 I love this game but there’s really only a couple. it’s my ONLY gripe
RealGamerCow: what's the pun with Mitchell's name?
EvilBadman: Michelin starr
Jezus38: michelin stars
Boomyakalolo: middle one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori your predictive powers are going to be hilarious in this
Feriority: @RealGamerCow Full name Mitchell Lin
e_bloc:
4800 la-z-boy
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz fair, there could and should absolutely be more
RealGamerCow: ahhhh got it
ErynTzun: Notice he's stuffed with stuff that falls into the couch
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 100%
jacqui_lantern234: fuck, now im hungy
sheqesi:
1000
ErynTzun: I went the vegetarian route since I am one, the game mostly handled it okay but did forget at certain points and didn't offer a choice.
Jezus38: morning soju! let's go
e_bloc: I assumed that was the default name
TXC2: show the class Jordynne
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Nope, I figured a Jordynne original
EphemeralOsprey: show cat, Jordynne?
Shadowsoflife: ^
jacqui_lantern234: SHOW CAT
ghyllnox: Show cat show cat show cat
flatluigi: @ErynTzun iirc there was a patch that helped with a lot of that, if you played at launch
e_bloc: no protection
jacqui_lantern234: THIS SLAPS!
ErynTzun: @flatluigi yeah I think I played for like a month or two and got a good way in and I remember there being a patch
flatluigi: i'm glad that michell appreciates enthusiasm
e_bloc: I was sure we don't need to check for loose change
flatluigi: jordynne do you know who/were erika ishii is
Austere_Squire: not my type, but i'd like to be friends with that dude
Metric_Furlong: which cord?
BrowneePointz: fun fact: this is accurate to ACTUAL Hawai‘i where there’s a ton of fusion food from Southeast and East Asian immigrants!
Jezus38: one of the better parts of chef couch is that you pre-paid over the years
BrowneePointz: like Spam Musubi!
Genie_M: Move the clock a bit down maybe?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jordynne, have you played this before?
BrowneePointz: last subathon @thedepthandbreadthofseth
jacqui_lantern234: RUDE!!! THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH
flatluigi: shoutouts to Emily Axford
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, also Aleks Le is in this game
Mai_Andra: "What do you mean 'what do I mean?' "
e_bloc: just fucking with literally everything else
quasi79fu: The list of Voice actors in this game is stacked
ContingentCat: fair enough
quasi79fu: And they all do amazing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Y'know, I think sam's right
MTigress: vacuum!
quasi79fu: Has Cori checked out her bedroom table drawer?
Austere_Squire: "I'd dating my towel and my la-z-boy has a restaurant that slaps"
ChocoBroh: Sounds like someone is jealous they dont have the glasses where they can bang their vacuum
TheLadyMakai: washer and dryer!
TXC2: ghyllnox oh damn hunky harold
Jezus38: where's Beej? it's vac time
ChocoBroh: Oh wait oop
e_bloc:

ErynTzun: Erika Ishii's character, definitely an NSFW character
Thefluffiestguineapig: Time for vac talk!
ghyllnox:

TXC2: looks like he as a lightsaber
quasi79fu: Get BEeej
jacqui_lantern234: find beej!!!
Metric_Furlong: Beej! Get in here! We've found your boyfriend!
Cptasparagus: his outfit looks like Baze Malbus
ErynTzun: oh god no plz
ElementalAlchemist: well, looks like we're back to Vacuum Time™ with Beej
ChocoBroh: Welp we found the missing piece to the vacuum
ErynTzun: no more vacuum chat
e_bloc: somewhere, Beej felt a strange disturbance
RealGamerCow: There's a "floor or hose switch" joke there.
SmithKurosaki: We about to get front page again? lol
ChocoBroh: Someone draw this stat
radioshackraider: If I'm with a guy and his knob clicks, I'm gonna be concerned
NotCainNorAbel: If I had 100 bits for every vacuum conversation I'd have 200 bits; not a lot but odd that it happened twice
flatluigi: oh no is he clogged
Austere_Squire: does beej have a thing for vacuums?
jacqui_lantern234:
cant spell vacuum with out a long CUUM 
flaressi: He looks like he belongs in XCOM 2
BrowneePointz: This is Cyborg's Young Justice voice actor btw Jordynne
TXC2: jacqui!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel I think there was more vacuum talk after Beej was vamping
GhostValv:

jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 WHAT?!?!?!
Didero: why does a vacuum cleaner need to breathe
TehAmelie: is he a blitzballer?
e_bloc: gooning has gotten weird
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 
BraveOthello: Something something vacuum aomething something succ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, 3 hours is TOO long. Surely.
BrowneePointz: yea not Khary Payton, he's a different character
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Austere_Squire No, last night before Denny's they needed someone to fill time so he told us about his latest appliance woes
quasi79fu: Jacqui now you want to know why we call you shelley
VinylMinty: I bet they named him Henry after the kettle vacuums
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig There was, that's true. now to find someone to pay me
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO IS IT?
BrukadaAbido: Henry!
exeJayce: Hoove. rly.
TXC2: his name is HENRY!
ElementalAlchemist: that's a rad outfit
e_bloc: this is S-tier character design
TXC2: YES!
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 glad to know that you know im right 
MTigress: Henry is also a vacuum xD
BrowneePointz: Real talk, if a Man that looked like Henry hit on me I'd legitimately pass out
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so aimed at UK people and I am cackling
ChocoBroh: Somewhere theres a binder with the name Beej Hoove doodled over and over
Shadowsoflife: GHOST TIME
TXC2: for those who don't know, Henry is a brand of hoovers
GhostValv:

jacqui_lantern234: he out here wanting to give you a big succ
ErynTzun: Not just a rumor
quasi79fu: hmmm haunted atttic
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is an entire line of vacuums/hoovers in the UK that have faces on them, the most famous is Henry
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Some great characters in the attic
TehAmelie: will the glasses make ghosts real?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Henry Hoover is also the one who has been around the longest
e_bloc: proper lubrication is important
Jezus38: Edward WD40 hands
flaressi: I too chug cans of olive oil
Cptasparagus: unclog him
e_bloc: let's check your bag
Mai_Andra: The fan is really cute, but she is *a lot*.
quasi79fu: uggh the fan
Austere_Squire: how do you use ANYTHING in your home after this?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Vacuums use fans to create suctions... fans?
e_bloc: 3 hours you say
Jezus38: @Austere_Squire you don't USE them. they're people
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he have history with the detective?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You have to unlock first
ErynTzun: Yeah the Fan is definitely a fangirl to the extreme
Shadowsoflife: don't we need a key for the attic?
flatluigi: do you want guidance to the attic
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is that closed door
flatluigi: there's a couple steps but idk if you want to know
jacqui_lantern234:
im on a mission to get chat to witness my favourite character, the shelves
shes unbelievably me
flatluigi: erika ishii owns
quasi79fu: jordynne knows about the basement
TXC2: I believe we got to the attic last time
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Erica, so good.
Azralorne: Makeup! In the upstairs bathroom
Mai_Andra: The attic is that locked door at the end of the hall upstairs.
BrowneePointz: have yall done the table yet?
Azralorne: Talk to the makeup!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yes we did, and I think we had a couple of the rare ones (the ghost included)
flatluigi: @BrowneePointz phrasing
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 so their great?
ErynTzun: Stove?
jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife she
flatluigi: ah
flatluigi: the best character
Azralorne: Welp
quasi79fu: oh nooo what have you done
Azralorne: You had to do it didn't you lol
quasi79fu: Cori mistakes were made
ContingentCat: lol he's great
jacqui_lantern234: OMFG IT IS IAN
quasi79fu: RUN Away
GrassVortex:

ghyllnox: LMAO
GhostValv:

Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 She's great
ErynTzun: Leave the room lol
e_bloc: Ian is in every game
Azralorne: Have fun ladies 😂😂
EvilBadman: "kinda'
TXC2: HOW? How does this look like Ian?
EphemeralOsprey:

jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife yeah she great.
flatluigi: ian_noise.wav
jacqui_lantern234: sorry
ghyllnox:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne please explain how the fuck this looks like Ian
TehAmelie: he can play red light, green light just by winking his eyes
quasi79fu: Iaaaaan
TXC2: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3487: "Stop body-shaming your goblins!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
NapalmSideburns: Yup, that's Ian
Bright5park: I think it looks more like Squidward, honestly
Austere_Squire: sir?
radioshackraider: His disturbing screams?
MsMarkarth: Screams!?
MsMarkarth: Oh no
jacqui_lantern234: it IS ian
quasi79fu: this IS IAN
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Austere_Squire: Ian? Did you get Isekai'd?
ErynTzun: Delusional sink
Jezus38: hochiman city
Shadowsoflife: @Austere_Squire truck-kun
jarnatan: To sink so low...
TheNerdWonder: wait, is this game getting lore?
EnglishGrinn: For the record, I was late to vote for Bobby Pin, my beloved
Austere_Squire: I LOVE HIM
jacqui_lantern234:
SUDSY?!?!?!
GrassVortex:

Bright5park: Toby Fox!
TXC2: Soap Doggo!
EphemeralOsprey: cute sudsy!!
TXC2: it's the only clean dog
EphemeralOsprey:
tray 
BrowneePointz: the fact Sinclaire's VO was in dawn of the planet of the apes is HILARIOUS
jacqui_lantern234: NO BRING BACK SUDSY
ElementalAlchemist: "temples Shirley"
Austere_Squire: is your sink a con man?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a big standup routine
Bright5park: Okay, we can let Sudsy out, but don't call us Shirley.
NapalmSideburns: what about, date bed?
Jezus38: what if he's the only sane person?
ErynTzun: Wouldn't be much of a problem if the dog is soap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun If the dog is giving off what you leave on the soap?
flatluigi: i wonder if jordynne will like the clock more than kathleen did
Shadowsoflife: can we talk to the bed?
flatluigi: er, if cori would
Bright5park:
Are there any drums we can bang? 
TXC2:
Surely towels is gonna get far into us? 
jacqui_lantern234: id also recommend Shelves at least once. cori and chat need to experience her
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig then maybe not so much
quasi79fu: dunk is my favorite
quasi79fu: yay tiny pirate
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 I watched another streamer play this game. for a bit
flatluigi: this guy just looks like arin hanson
Genie_M: Sandwich sword
BrowneePointz: JB Blanc
flatluigi: this is JB Blanc
Bright5park: @flatluigi I was about to say, that is the spitting image of Arin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cocktail sword
BrowneePointz: what a legend
radioshackraider: This guy can definately run me through
Mai_Andra: Legally distinct Pirates of the Caribean theme music ♫
jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife and there are probably others watching who havent seen the shelves
flatluigi: warwick from Arcane
BrowneePointz: for folks that watched Arcane this is Vander
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 that's fair
NapalmSideburns: Fart on the bottle?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mai_Andra Hans Zimmer borrowed from himself, maybe he just gets around.
flatluigi:

quasi79fu: uhhhh
Jezus38: pent. up
GhostValv:

e_bloc:

jacqui_lantern234: whats this about blasting our cannons?! 😳
neveth: I love him, your honor
flatluigi: i have to start playing this game
GrassVortex: same VA as the narrator apparently. Quite the range
flatluigi: chatters who know better: can you play 100% on one save or are there missables
BrowneePointz: he also voices Braum
BrowneePointz: JB Blanc is a Legend for a reason @GrassVortex
ArtDecoSunburn: @GrassVortex Impressive. I think I can slightly hear.
Scy_Anide: Why is there water in the ship in a bottle?
flatluigi: @Scy_Anide versimillitude
jacqui_lantern234:
also, lets not look into my SCA persona being a pirate 
ChocoBroh: Omg the sword is the little plastic swords you get in tiki drinks for the garnish. I love it
quasi79fu: flatluigi there are misssables if you are not careful but it is possible to one hundred percent game in one run
TheLadyMakai: @flatluigi i lamost got 100%
TXC2: Scy_Anide for authenticity
Azralorne: And he's sooooo into it
GasCityGaming: This VA voiced Vander from Arcane
Didero: You do be little
quasi79fu: im bearing
Jezus38: the belt buckle is a bread bag tie
EnglishGrinn: You wouldn't want to 100% this game. I can't imagine the person who would like ALL the characters. If you like some of them, others will repel you
jacqui_lantern234: are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
quasi79fu: hahahahahah
flatluigi: @EnglishGrinn i am a completionist and i like good writing
ClodiumSoride: @Jezus38 oclupanid!
Shadowsoflife: caw
BraveOthello: Mmm, dangling bits ...
SmithKurosaki: What was Jacques
TheNerdWonder: we need to find him a hula girl dashboard thingie
EnglishGrinn: Oh, well it counts as "completing" if you make some of them hate you instead of date you
ErynTzun: @EnglishGrinn it is very difficult, I tried but there are just so many characters that are repellent themselves it's hard to get past them.
MaxxamusTime: so it is thinking about our butt
Jezus38: @ClodiumSoride that's what that is called?
Jezus38: I have learned something, time for bed
ContingentCat: I love the little easter chick on his shoulder with an eye patch
ClodiumSoride: @Jezus38 horg.com: it's a mock-serious site about collecting and cataloguing bread clips
jacqui_lantern234:

quasi79fu: hahahahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: this game's perfect
Azralorne: @EnglishGrinn Jokes on you there's one of those people in chat lol
Austere_Squire: Date him
ErynTzun: @ErynTzun like literally even the money in the safe
flatluigi: oh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is on maximum "youngest sibling mode" right now
flatluigi: jacque 'spierrot
flatluigi: i get it
TXC2: oh I get it
TheNerdWonder: oh wow I was using the proper pronounciation and completely missed that pun
Scy_Anide: Without a doubt the smallest pirate I've ever heard of.
ClodiumSoride: @ErynTzun is the money a separate character from the safe itself?
Jezus38: @ClodiumSoride interessant. people can make anything fun
Austere_Squire: Please, date that man
ContingentCat: the Piano is really nice too
quasi79fu: yay the basement
ErynTzun: @ClodiumSoride yep
TehAmelie: this house is huge
ContingentCat: yeah you find the key here
TXC2: I think there's a VCR in here?
EnglishGrinn: @Azralorne Even the creepy cat clock guy? Or both members of the crazy co-dependent laundry situation?
jacqui_lantern234: there are a few CW characters down here
SkylerRingtail: Oh right, we should date the Trap Door
Austere_Squire: this is not a basement, this is where we buried the bodies
ContingentCat: yes
Didero: Dating appliances does sound like a horror
Thefluffiestguineapig: You should interact with the Trap Door
TXC2: so this is the foundation hole
TXC2: ?
quasi79fu: uggggh
quasi79fu: I dislike this one sorrry
ContingentCat: he unlocks the attic though iirc
Austere_Squire: oh, him
ErynTzun: @ErynTzun technically the embodiment of wealth but depicted as money and a wallet and credit cards
flatluigi: yeah this guy sucks but it's how you get to the attic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please turn content stuff on
TriuneSystem: Its ok. You can skip Keith with the content awareness function
jacqui_lantern234: ugggggghhhhh this guy >:(
Jezus38: Atticus key?
Shadowsoflife: ugh
Didero: What's wrong with this person?
Austere_Squire: i don't think anyone likes him
ContingentCat: you just need to meet him, I don't mind him
Azralorne: @Didero It's a slow burn type of wrong
TXC2: no man named Keith looks like this
flatluigi: @Didero gaslighty and manipulative
quasi79fu: didero trust me..Not a goood guy
TheLadyMakai: i don't mind him
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Thomas Hayden Church
rin_the_kat: looks like a homosexual homophobic boomer
ErynTzun: This character takes a while to figure out the truth about
Didero: Thanks Chat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or Josh Brolin
Jezus38: he looks not great
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Felicia!
Jezus38: can you romance the glasses?
ErynTzun: @rin_the_kat not that at all
jacqui_lantern234: hard agree jordynne
TheLadyMakai: @Jezus38 yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is nice that the content awareness stuff still lets you get the benefit of the interactions without any of the triggers
ContingentCat: yeah this is good
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, turn it on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn it on
quasi79fu: hahahahaha
TXC2: you can date EVERYTHING
Mystaira: *raises eyebrows*
GrassVortex: this is a neat way to do CW's in game
SkylerRingtail: Content Aware at least lets us skip this guy and unlock the attic
ContingentCat: especially for the stream
Jezus38: @TXC2 ah. right
Azralorne: I love that they did the amount of work they did with the content warnings
quasi79fu: DOrian my love
TheLadyMakai: Dorian!!
BrukadaAbido: This is such an amazing feature
Austere_Squire: oh my god, i forgot Dorian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, Keith can get bent
ErynTzun: Dorian and that character have a history amd ot
quasi79fu: omg Cori didnt seee Nake Dorian
ErynTzun: 'it's sad
Azralorne: *eyebrow waggle*
BrukadaAbido: Keith looks like Renoir
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dorian is SO good, and the fact there is such different art for different doors
neveth: Ben Starr
TheLadyMakai: dorin is ben starr
Azralorne: Who do you think?!
TriuneSystem: Its Ben Starr
schordash: sounds like Verso
darkcyril: Yeah, Ben Starr
Azralorne: You're not far lol
quasi79fu: BEn starr
TXC2: I wonder what the number of people who Date Keith straight up is
Jillexie:
Verso 
Invitare: Ben Starr will do anything for money
EvilBadman: Bennith Starr
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Cori should go talk to the trap door
TriuneSystem: @schordash It is
adamshandy: it's Clive Rosfield
quasi79fu: Yesss Trap doooor
ErynTzun: uugh
flatluigi: congrats on your first hate
quasi79fu: not prince but close enough
quasi79fu: LOL
Jezus38: the (s)ass is very good. 10/10 devs
ContingentCat: legally distinct prince
Azralorne: Ahahaha ok but I actually like this dude
ErynTzun: It's very literal
flatluigi: understand, understand
TehAmelie: we're gonna learn lockpicking and never need no keys!
VinylMinty: heartbreak?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Jezus38 When Felicia Day played, she romanced the glasses, because she was friends with too many of the VA's, and that made her uncomfy.
BrowneePointz: hey chat: learning moment. Don't call them dreds, they are Locs
EnglishGrinn: Bobby Pin for locking picking! the best character in the game!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Jezus38 Sorry, I type slow.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was also the character Kathleen hated
TXC2: BrowneePointz what are dreds then?
Azralorne: He's hilarious
ErynTzun: Avoid at all costs
Thefluffiestguineapig: The skirt is so good
EvilBadman: When they said date everything they meant concepts too?
jacqui_lantern234: @EvilBadman OH YEAH
TehAmelie: ah yes, it's called Date Everything, not Date Things Around Your House
Jezus38: @thedepthandbreadthofseth that's great! If I was a VA, I'd do the same. It's like running a game where one of your players wants to romance and you're like... fade to black, please and thanks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Yes, Existential Dread was the one last year that made Kathleen turn on the Content Awareness
ErynTzun: Malware
Azralorne: @TXC2 It's hard to get into in a chat, I'd suggest looking a black creator talking about it. But the short answer is it's a word that was used as a way of belittling black hair styles
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 Everything means EVERYTHING THING
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's a Bitcoin miner.
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 in the states, Locs is the more accepted AAVE term, Dreads while not ENTIRELY unaccepted in the culture are tied into colonialist history
quasi79fu: wait oh no the safe
TXC2: Azralorne oh, I see
ContingentCat: and there he shall stay
PsychoI3oy: you grab your knife and head into the basement
PsychoI3oy: wait.. that was last game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Trap Door first
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @quasi79fu Oh YES the safe!
TheLadyMakai: oh crap, i forgot about the safe
ErynTzun: oh the the trap Door *eyebrow waggle*
TXC2: BrowneePointz huh, here in the UK I've only ever heard them as the full dreadlocks
ContingentCat: hehehe the safe is fun
TriuneSystem: The time capsule in the basement is a lot of fun
quasi79fu: MY Love Dorian
flatluigi:
you took off the rug 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Then there is board games
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun Purely based on Cori's reaction to Dorian
Shadowsoflife: trap dorian
BraveOthello: Oh my
flatluigi: thirst trap dorian
quasi79fu: the Thirst trap
jacqui_lantern234: TRAP DORIAN XD
GhostValv:

Azralorne: @TXC2 I will say that it's only been recently that the desire to drop the word dread has extended outside of the black community
ErynTzun: Yes another one very literal lolol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get those clips ready
exeJayce: I... what in the world.
TXC2: Azralorne ah ok
BrowneePointz: ye what Az said
ichibento: Ah yes, the thirst trap.
EphemeralOsprey: I've never seen this game before and this is spectacular
ClodiumSoride: @ichibento *the*?
Azralorne: @BrowneePointz 💜💜
quasi79fu: who doesnt like what we seeee
ChocoBroh: NODS AT EXTREME SPEED
ErynTzun: All the little door tattos
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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TehAmelie: nobody likes a soft door
exeJayce: heh, "trap dorian". love that
TXC2: a tattoo of hinges
ContingentCat: trap door tramp stamp lol
quasi79fu: tramp stammp
e_bloc: petition to have trap dorian in the next autumnual rumble
BrowneePointz: IS IT A TRAMP STAMP!?
TheLadyMakai: every door has some slightly different version
Azralorne: Have you talked to the back door yet?
eshplode: A porticulus?
brieandbacon: A tramp stamp Back Dorian?
ChocoBroh: I've never wanted to be slammed in the face with a door like this before
ErynTzun: Yes talking to all the doors is fun
quasi79fu: hahahaahah
Azralorne: Hahaha
jacqui_lantern234:
i just want the whole door.... or whore for short 
MaxxamusTime: are there more doors or wheels in this game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Talk to all the Dorians?
EvilBadman: Doors? Like the Wrestling sort?
RedAlexxis:
Wait until you meet Porte Cochere 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does he have a tattoo on his traps?
quasi79fu: date all the doors
Boomyakalolo: but the bed is best girl
iris_of_ether: omg om gomg
Azralorne: @jacqui_lantern234 Girl chill lol
Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo love bed
ContingentCat: he does omg
ChocoBroh: Wet
EvilBadman: Blown all the time?
jacqui_lantern234:
@Azralorne but what if i refuse? 
Azralorne: 😂 I'd expect nothing less honestly
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EvilBadman Banging a lot.
wholsometiger: Something something Jordyn said what?! Something something
Boomyakalolo: @Shadowsoflife like gods i'd let her crush me
e_bloc: looks a little stiff for a towel
EvilBadman:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Both work 
Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo Same
jacqui_lantern234:
@Azralorne good, cause ive never once had chill ever in my life
also, playfully horny is the only type of horny that my asexual ass gets 
jacqui_lantern234: AAAAAAAAAAAA
jacqui_lantern234: AWWWWWWWW
quasi79fu: tower turtllle
TXC2: TURT!
iris_of_ether:

EphemeralOsprey: turtle!
wholsometiger: So cute!!!
exeJayce: it's so CUTE
Azralorne: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh I'm just teasing you trust
exeJayce: I need ten of them
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Turtle!!
jacqui_lantern234:
@Azralorne
u friend
Azralorne: 💜💜
e_bloc:

TXC2: a Toweltle
BrowneePointz: I can't unhear Macaron from Hi Fi Rush now
e_bloc: dry is overrated
jacqui_lantern234: i adore tyrell so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is just so many puns
BrowneePointz: This soundtrack *slaps*
Thefluffiestguineapig: This sounds like the linen closet of a vet clinic
Azralorne: @BrowneePointz One of he fe
quasi79fu: hai fluffiest hope you like the puns ..The writing and voice acting of this game is so amazing
Azralorne: Ahhhh fuck you enter button lol
flatluigi: oh no this is a DIRTY story
SymphonySolstice: not the mud!
BrowneePointz: yes yes... he fe
Azralorne: @BrowneePointz It's one of the few soundtracks I don't feel like turning down! 😂
jacqui_lantern234:
@Azralorne he fe 
Azralorne: I was trying to fix the he to the and I hit enter hahaha
TXC2: the he fe ge fees
BrowneePointz: Olson Technique: Serious Sidesteps @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePointz: Olsen?
quasi79fu: the horrror
SymphonySolstice: noooo
quasi79fu: NOt the rags
jacqui_lantern234: NOOOOO
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yes, I know this because of a way I use to remember a type of instrument spelled the same name
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tyrell I have bad news about veterinary clinic towels
quasi79fu: lol fluffiest
jacqui_lantern234: so scared
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu I do prefer guineapig if possible but also memory is terrible and I am often not here when you are!
e_bloc: can we check out the thread count
Austere_Squire: Static?
TXC2: or the ab count
neveth: so in sync
quasi79fu: ok guinepig it is
GrassVortex:
love how in sync you two are 
TehAmelie: maybe we should set him up with a balloon. they'll stick together
Thefluffiestguineapig: That you didn't get a dryer sheet?
PhoenixMelior: Can we show Cori the hangers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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quasi79fu: bro i love the hangers
Austere_Squire: "Feel my threadcount"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The hangers are amazing
TheWooglie:

iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
quasi79fu: LLord of the wrings
jacqui_lantern234: I LOVE HIMB
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Based on her reaction I want Cori to go on all Dorian quest
brieandbacon: BOOOOOOooooooo!!
e_bloc:

jacqui_lantern234: HES FUNNY, CHAT!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: BOOOOOOOOO
TXC2:
this game is trying to kill me with these puns 
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 you're funny! 
e_bloc: Beej?
NovahTalAura: chat I'm late to the show, but I need to know: have we found Erika's char?
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 yeah, funny looking 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej Towel
BrowneePointz: we did last year I think @NovahTalAura
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TXC2 Here, I have a limited number of days of this so we can share this 
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