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IbunWest: Oreos do be getting soggy
TehAmelie: i brought cheez puffs. . .actually there's only about one quarter puff for each of you
TXC2: those first 2 are easy, that 3rd is gonna cause riots
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TXC2: Here we GO!
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Noy2222: Is it Beej?
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Mr_Bitterness:

TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: Jokes on you I only started watching in 2012
Strebenherz: Hello and happy lrr b-day ya dorks
TXC2: Hello James and Ben on Tech
RayFK: YEAH BUDDY
RayFK: WE'RE FUCKED
Aitsu111: Bus is coming
Mr_Bitterness: BUS IS COMING
Narcuru: it's so soon
Noy2222: AHHHHHH
TXC2: !dbcountdown
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Ranakel: It's two thirds of Sonic's age!
Reaper_IsMyName: two more years until you get a discount on your car insurance!
RayFK: "LoadingReadyRun presents 23Itsme. A new DNA testing..."
TehAmelie: it's old enough to rent a car! (probably in some places)
ArtDecoSunburn: Twenty-three: you can drink plus two years!
TheAinMAP:

CouldntPickAUsername: it's you James
TXC2: sure did
Nigouki:
the one that Ben wrote 
GhostValv: the home show is fantastic
TehAmelie:
Un
This House!
VersusVeritasi: It's so good!
PhoenixMelior: Best crapshot all time, imo
Earthenone: homeshow is perfect for showing non internet people what lrr is
Reaper_IsMyName: "we'll make it.....fine"
Isaac3567: My favourite will always be Spring
Isaac3567: Not a crapshot, but for overall sketch
goatprince: there's like 800 of them
NimrodXIV: "More Sleep!" comes back to me all the time
tsp397: My favourite is Dogtective
Ranakel: Not the answer I gave since it's not really a moment, but as time goes on, more and more I love the lack of skeletons in the closet y'know
Cheese_Hammer: Favourite crapshoot for me is "explaining your little guys"
djmikeysaxx: It me!!
PhoenixMelior: Also, shoutout to Adam KILLING IT yesterday.
lamina5432: that was a time
RealGamerCow: Beej's Dance of the Seven Veils in the early twitch days
DoodlestheGreat: I posted in that thread, but another moment for me was the time Ben & Adam took over Watch & Play.
ArtDecoSunburn: I was there for that.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior damn right he did, looked FANTASTIC doing it too
GhostValv: D:
MrSarkhan: It was a good time.
lamina5432: time F's
7gorobei: his voice was almost gone by the end of it
Pteraspidomorphi: It's post-desert bus
Uzumaki15: I was there and somehow escaped getting shot during it
Nigouki: that was one of those laugh until you have a coughing fit streams
PsychoI3oy: oooh classic
Isaac3567: Son of a bitch
barbmitzvah: I felt blessed to have been there for that
PsychoI3oy: pre-hustle
TheMerricat: Matt Wiggins!
wiganlass: For me it will always be James running out of the room during Visage playthrough
MungoDude: it's like LRR season 2 or 3?
Meechan_: That toothpaste is still in our home
Arkroma:
is still said daily for me
TehAmelie: it's so old, they have a TV-VHS unit!
TXC2: "just use my Goddamn, FUCKING Toothpaste!"
public_key_reveal_party: That is a classic
Reaper_IsMyName: its the most aggressive passive aggressive EVER
RayFK: @Meechan_ It's horrifying
Meechan_: @RayFK I don't think I've actually seen it
RatherLargeToad: Skeal is a favorite of mine
IbunWest: Skeal is a classic
RealGamerCow: I think the oldest LRR video I remember is the microwaving stuff video
Noy2222: I'm almost positive my first LRR sketch was Rejected Get a Mac ads. I've then not watched anything LRR related for months.
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djalternative: one of my favorite streams is still our custom Hero Quest adventure
TXC2: !uptime
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aerolend:
Littering. Yay. 
GapFiller: !updog
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Emma_Quince: Lol
raulghoulia: that same marketing trick got Boston and the Aqua Teen movie in trouble
aerolend:
"Waste on the ground" as a movie title. 
public_key_reveal_party: The microplastics were still macroplastics back then
Ranakel: Had a similar encounter with joker cards ahead of the Dark Knight's release
nienke___: just took a look at it It is amazing
Ranakel: Lobster, lobster on the wall, who's the lobstest of them all
TheKingWiggins: Nothing beats “He’s elected a new taupe”
aerolend: Someone once found a snake on the street, thinking it's one of those toy snakes. Turned out it was real.
Reaper_IsMyName: "no thats not why"
Cheese_Hammer: 3 PS3s
chaostreader: That was a crapshoot
Mr_Bitterness: Zoom in, "That's not why"
TheMerricat:
@Noy2222 I remember my first intro to LRR was back before Youtube was a thing and they still just posted quicktime movies to their site directly. Penny Arcade gave them a shout out for a short. It was the one where they were all minibosses talking about the hero climbing their boss tower and kicking their ass. 
Reaper_IsMyName: the coffemaker would like you to stop calling it a piece of shit
Strebenherz: Panalysts was my LRR start i think
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TXC2: it was a placeholder Alex made
SymphonySolstice: out of all LRR videos, THE MACHINE gets quoted in my head more than anything
Brozard: It’s from Beej, it emits from him
goatprince: Melson....
WitchyTQ: mine is ben and adam eating the scooby doo sammy
Ranakel: I think the first one was from the one where Beej drops his shopping bag in front of a car driven by Beej? Or was there the one where he traps Paul in a mirror first?
Brozard: I forget the actual name, but the marketing team Crapshot
RealGamerCow: Cameron's scream makes the Melson scene
sanguine_sandman: LGS Quest is such a good episode
goatprince: the woman that was the store clerk did really well too
durketh: At Least You're Not Dead by Andrew, the song from 2006
TehAmelie: now it's just lore that people occasionally become Beej
IbunWest: I used to watch Unskippable back in the day; but the first stream I watched after rediscovering LRR was the Crapshoot for The Hand
TheMerricat:
@Brozard which one? The marketing team have their own mini arc of crapshots 
public_key_reveal_party: The Wes Anderson episode and the police squad episode of that season were all-timers
TXC2: !bluesky
GamerCat88: oh my icing
Reaper_IsMyName: oh lord.......that was so long ago......
chaostreader: And Ashley won
Isaac3567: Is that website still up? The one of James wedding where Ashley won?
TheMerricat:
@GapFiller I think that was it! 
Ranakel: Talk about an icebreaker
Brozard: Road Quest 2 is my favorite LRR video
RatherLargeToad: And that’s why the ghosts are back
TehAmelie: is that drink called an Iceless?
Dromos_GHG: All the clubbing at that year's DV was great..especially the cake
Dromos_GHG: DB
sanguine_sandman: God, I hate Smirnoff 😂 gives me heartburn
TreeVor84: I still remember the cake with a club soda in it from DesertBus.
Thadrin46: Good morning/evening James and Benbenben.
SymphonySolstice: classic
TXC2: hello Thadrin46 welcome
Diabore: and ben just staring straight into camera
IbunWest: Thank goodness for the tarp budget
TehAmelie: someone's got to crush man's head like sparrow's egg between thighs
Thadrin46: Also hello tech person whoever it is twiddling the knobs
RayFK: Sydney did Sydney shit
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: one of the most watched twitch clips
RealGamerCow: #TappyStuff
GhostValv: tappy is so cool
Thadrin46: Never try and explain Tappy.
TXC2: Thadrin46 that would also be Ben
Mr_Bitterness: Cam was getting dumpstered too
Ranakel: It's no lickability scale
chaostreader: Cam was getting killed by a 5-color deck too
RatherLargeToad: He was getting destroyed and, in despair, turned to the bacon
Julian_Rogue: It's hard to beat the shaharazad bit from the unstable ppr
Reaper_IsMyName: committed to the bit
TXC2: I think Cameron is in all 3 of the most viewed Twitch Clips for LRR
Thadrin46: I need to build a Jhoira deck just to use my Tappy signed card.
Julian_Rogue: I thought the game under the table with mark was sharharazad lol
RayFK: That was Jordynne as a guest
RayFK: Her Sam and Hallie
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam shouting: "Gavin?!?!?"
arkham1981: Top tier ppr moment is James telling Kathleen to swing out and Graham killing her on the crackback.
TXC2: yeah, Road quest might be it for me
RealGamerCow: Road Quest is genuinely a masterpiece
Foxmar320:

Julian_Rogue: road quest is golden and for some reason my brain doesn't like. sort it as a LRR thing.
SymphonySolstice: rip in advance
Cheese_Hammer: Did you guys get to keep your panned gold nuggets from road quest?
Narcuru: ahh so ben is a ghost
goateedave86: Roadquest was transcendent
IbunWest: So you weren't pretending to be a ghost during Mysterium then
goatprince: i liked the pool noodle prerecord
Ranakel: Best 12 bucks I ever spent
creasehearst: the text is getting close to being unreadable though
Reaper_IsMyName: cant buy that kind of PR
Nigouki: snow protects it from the long arctic day UV degradation :V
Aitsu111: The road Quest drag race is my fav
PsychoI3oy: eh, sharpie survives rocket engine blast, i'm not surprised it survives snow
TXC2: yeap, LRR got me into Magic
SoldieroFortune: Omnilingual was my first actual LRR sketch
RatherLargeToad: Indoor minigolf was a fun prerecord
Julian_Rogue: Thats old enough to drive in some states
barbmitzvah: I’m a big fan of Ben’s Simic Slaw acting
Reaper_IsMyName: oh this was when all the troops kept falling off the cliff and the body piling was on!
public_key_reveal_party: Oh the germans being killed by the dressers
Foxmar320: So many chickens in that
TXC2: did they die to zombies or something?
Mr_Bitterness: Oh was this the march of the endtables
goateedave86: I do love how meta the Autumnal Rumbles are
Thadrin46: My first LRR exposure was probably guests on hijinks....
Brozard: Ian sitting on himself
aislynn_13: We listen to the road quest soundtrack whenever we go camping
SymphonySolstice: oh ALSO ben getting killed by the delivery drone in lethal company and then the christmas music playing
Obos_TAB: I think Bus is Coming is still the hardest i've laugh/cried
Foxmar320: Ian was first
Nigouki: i think Ian made one fisrt
lamina5432: the first time cancer jokes are always on point
TXC2: Hell yeah buddy
Earthenone: i thought it was a crapshoot?
TXC2: no, that was a Crapsoot I think
fastlane250: That was a Crapshoot wasn't it?
BrowneePointz: "And they will know, that I was your Better"
creasehearst: i think it was a crapshoot
Foxmar320: Crapshoot
Obos_TAB: Cameron's "IT" monologue was amazing too
Garfy400: I remember the crapshoot
Scarbble: there's one of andy doing a similar thing with tech support
Reaper_IsMyName: andy does shakespeare
PsychoI3oy: the Andy one was tech support as a shakespeare type person
Cheese_Hammer: Is hooty still around?
TXC2: Cheese_Hammer sure is
Obos_TAB: The Korg "PUBG" crapshoot murdered me
Reaper_IsMyName: @Cheese_Hammer i believe he is on the Live set!
calculated_uncertainties: everything is fine
BrowneePointz: everything about that sketch fired on all cylinders
Cheese_Hammer: Morning talk with Ben, James and hooty
GapFiller: more important does Hooty still have 2018 air inside him?
RealGamerCow: I felt so bad for Ben when you went to the horse place in Roadquest. So many allergies
Reaper_IsMyName: "March of the Anal Fire Ants" is an all timer name
Mr_Bitterness: "Chipotle surprise!" is my favorite part
PsychoI3oy:

LordZarano:

mister_nibbles: "oh not again"
GapFiller: come to think of it so many old Crapshots where they made Ben ran around a field despite his allergies
LeeshaJoy: How To Talk Like a Pirate was my first exposure to LRR
Thadrin46: Me!
LookoutScience: the dave commercial vids got me into LRR, love those crapshots
goatprince: i was 16 at the time,
CouldntPickAUsername: hands up if you are 'so old'
Steelwolf171: Due to "The Home Show" I've used the term "Impossibly racist" to describe way too many people and/or organizations
PhoenixMelior: Does anyone else remember Man Cooking? I think some of them are lost to time
raulghoulia: Adam figuring out the the monsters from Until Dawn is a highlight
Garfy400:

calculated_uncertainties: @PhoenixMelior man cooking was fun
djalternative: I think I was the cause of that
Ranakel: Ah yes, a certified "dance monkey dance"
Cheese_Hammer: I remember seeing « I have 3 ps3s » in high school
SymphonySolstice: #donkeybits
Darleysam: those impromptu, unscripted streams that evolve out of a goof and take over the whole stream are always a delight
djalternative: I use literary quotes as my sub messages so it was probably my fault
Ranakel: Hi five James!
PhoenixMelior: BAYBAY!
TXC2: Skeal!
maywecomein: @djalternative well, thank you! (That was my submission)
ItsThugDimmadome: @Darleysam Adam going trigger happy with Let's Nope's murder wheel is an all-timer for me.
Reaper_IsMyName: someone got a link?
BrowneePointz: wait what was that from?
aislynn_13: I love that one
Darleysam: @ItsThugDimmadome yep, exactly that!
Obos_TAB: oh god the murder wheel
TXC2: it's from Batman Forever isn;t it?
public_key_reveal_party: Desert bus target kids is one of my favorites because I love the collective "yes, and..."ing of this community
Narcuru: its a grerat skit
TXC2:
the Coach was basically me when I was 14 
aislynn_13: Oh the package one was a riot
Reaper_IsMyName: @Ranakel bless you and all you stand for
Arkroma: The loading time of moving the couch was amazing
TXC2: *couch
Greyah: The Couch was fantastic. That's definitely up there as a favorite.
Ranakel: You're welcome!
Dromos_GHG: Toast is great!
PhoenixMelior: LRR has given me a lot over the years. My d&d group formed after desert bus over ten years ago
Snowcookies: that one is such a classic
couchboyj:
Your conscious intention is not a requirement for deeper meaning 
aislynn_13: Oh right!
TehAmelie: it got a sequel at some point!
TXC2: that's from earlier this year
Genie_M: Previous shoot
MrSarkhan: That is definitely a top tier Crapshoot
Reaper_IsMyName: episode 69: gneiss
PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh, Ian writes crapshots? That makes so much more sense now...
lamina5432: some really good crapshots coming out recently
public_key_reveal_party: Like "Prostate Dracula"?
kodalith: Prostate Dracula!
PhoenixMelior: I thought prostate dracula was paul for some reason
TXC2: "I vant to eat your ass!"
TXC2: right, got that out of me
Ranakel: I wonder how much Let's Nope catchup can work out, given I skipped them as a non horror enthusiast
gualdhar: CONTINUOUS! ENTHUSIASTIC! CONSENT!
TXC2: phailhaus babee!
PhoenixMelior: Imma look up context
SAJewers: 👍
BrowneePointz: now go take your back medicine
aislynn_13: Boneathan!
Ranakel: @gualdhar I posted Boneathan on skeleton day!
BrowneePointz: lord I'd kill for more Meccha Chameleon
GapFiller: anyone remember when LRR hosted their videos on revver and blip?
MajorFrostbyte: Loved lethal company.
public_key_reveal_party: @PhoenixMelior Paul did say it, but he was riffing on something that Graham had said Ian said with no context during a planning meeting
SymphonySolstice: I think that moment was the hardest I ever laughed at a tream
TXC2: LRR makes so much Great stuff
Reaper_IsMyName: you-cant-make-up-the-streets
SymphonySolstice: stream*
aislynn_13: @BrowneePointz Same T~T just to give me a break from watching the 2 on repeat (kiddo loves them)
nienke___:
Qwerpline 
PhoenixMelior: Incredible lol
Ranakel: Oh YES!
PhoenixMelior: Oh the order of pokedexia rules
TXC2: Release the full Princess Auto rant!
aislynn_13: Qwerpline is so good!
Bacon_Trail: Was just telling someone when Adam was playing Graham on a PPR, was super dead on board and everyone's talking through ways he can win and Adam just says "Yeah Graham's an idiot..."
goatprince: these people be sleepin' on the panalysts imo
Ranakel: Agreed!
GapFiller:
100 Dear Dr Ben James: important question is Hooty still full of fresh 2018 air?
Ranakel: Like, we'd be polite about it if you stopped being bunny but you still make the funnies happen!
Brozard: @goatprince 100% agree
goatprince: it's not fresh anymore.
Reaper_IsMyName: @goatprince i would never sleep on the panalysts. a recent episode with you and Jordynne was peak
aislynn_13: Panalysts is also phenomenal
Thadrin46: The last series of "Friday nights" was brilliant.
MajorFrostbyte: I actually found you via Penny Arcade Strip Search, and still think it was great.
goatprince:
@Reaper_IsMyName 
BrowneePointz: with muzak in it's teeth, it helps me not!
BrowneePointz: its*
Diabore: was it fuck or mother fuck?
Mr_Bitterness: Before Cam took over the singular curse ending crown
PhoenixMelior: Cameron saying fuck is strong
CouldntPickAUsername: how to kill a rock lands differently after watching project hail mary
aislynn_13: Phoenix that one is my favorite
hyralt: Happy 23rd birthday y’all
Ranakel: You know. I think LoadingReadyRun might be a pretty cool thing
hyralt: You can rent a Uhaul at 18
Earthenone: any plans for the quarter centLRRy celebration yet?
BrowneePointz: she's amazing in the Twisted Metal show
goatprince: i saw that, it's pretty good
PhoenixMelior: Oh shes on dropout a lot
LeeshaJoy: Reddit readings are decried as low-effort content but I love 'em
TXC2: how they're read is the key
Earthenone: yes
goatprince: yes. moving on
SymphonySolstice: yes. jail
TXC2: probably
PhoenixMelior: You need correct noods
CouldntPickAUsername: I red this one, both are insufferable
BrowneePointz: yes moving on
CouldntPickAUsername: dad totally just gave her plain noodles
Strebenherz: what
Strebenherz: WHY
Reaper_IsMyName: ok i just watched Skeal and now my sides hurt
RayFK: Immediately to jail
PhoenixMelior: Taste of Sauce
SymphonySolstice: yknow. I get it but why in that order
ForOhForError: oh THIS one
Snowcookies: omg
Hoplon42: yeah they are the problem
Greyah: So everyone's allowed to eat however they want to. Is what I'd normally say. For this: JAIL.
Brozard: too spicy
TXC2: Undiagnosed Autism strikes again!
RatherLargeToad: Your Dad was a saint
Drum0_0:

Meechan_: this kind of thing is why my family kept the sauce separate from the noodles
TehAmelie: rinse my wets
Strebenherz:
If you don't want sauce fine, but if I catch someone rinsing my spaghetti off I'm taking them to jail personally 
goatprince: ah. they're 20. no wonder. they're still a child
Reaper_IsMyName: @TehAmelie please. (sobs) my wets
NimrodXIV: math isn't good no
Strebenherz: NOPE
Meechan_: yikes
ForOhForError: 17 and 223 yes
PhoenixMelior: RED FLAGS
Strebenherz: THATS NOT GOOD
SymphonySolstice: hm
Meechan_: that's a nope from me dog
TXC2: GOOD CATCH JAMES
BrowneePointz: 1. red flag for him 2. red flag for her
Hoplon42: my guy
Earthenone: is this a current story?
Brozard: Was he her youth leader?
GhostValv:

raulghoulia: Scott Pilgrim vibes
Reaper_IsMyName: get the flamer
PhoenixMelior: Nope.jpg
Genie_M: Depends on country
Isaac3567: Legally? still no
BrowneePointz: 16 is the legal age in my state but it's still weird
Meechan_: did they meet in high school????
ItsThugDimmadome: "You realise how this looks, right?"
PhoenixMelior: (Oops sorry mods)
TXC2: PhoenixMelior nah, you're fine
BrowneePointz: @Meechan_ not with a 6 year difference didn't
BrowneePointz: they didn't*
Anubis169:
you're all good PhoenixMelior 
Reaper_IsMyName: we stan
SymphonySolstice: oh...
00gogo00: oh my god
ForOhForError: hold on
00gogo00: I know where this is going
Earthenone: he made them taste ok but not a pointless waste of recorces?
TXC2: what the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't know
Emma_Quince: Child, make your own noodles
kireawolf: This person sounds like a child
Nigouki: neither one of these people are mature
Earthenone: beast mode
Meechan_: oh no, he's a huge jerk
LeeshaJoy: Tampering with people's food is a dick mood.
SymphonySolstice: oh my god
NeoKevlar: so just raw noodles
LeeshaJoy: *move
Hoplon42: nice
BrowneePointz: and didn't notice a difference
PhoenixMelior: Oh ok he's just a douche actually
Snowcookies: okay wow
Strebenherz: but they DIDN'T NOTICE
Earthenone: gaslighting her into beliveing there was sauce
LordZarano: Placebo tomato
maywecomein: 100% NTA
gualdhar: She's the asshole.
TehAmelie: let's hope they invent tomato sauce scent to solve this
Greyah: To be fair, skipping sauce is better than washing off the the sauce imo. Wasting food is not cool.
PhoenixMelior: Lying to her sucks though
Strebenherz: okay the gaslighting is dickery, even if their food tastes are weird
wiganlass: How do you not notice there was no sauce at all?
ForOhForError: No one is free of sin here
SymphonySolstice: both suck
BrowneePointz: You're the asshole for having specific picky ass meal opinions and making HIM COOK FOR YOU
Ranakel: That reminds me of that time I had white tea and said "hmm, subtle flavor" before my friend realized she forgot to put the tea in
Thadrin46: Both of them can get in the sea
BrowneePointz: COOK IT your SELF you CHILD
Hertzie: Solution: keep the noodles and sauce separate so they can each put on as much as they want
NimrodXIV: ESH
ItsThugDimmadome: @ForOhForError Seconded
GapFiller: ESH
mister_nibbles: im annoyed at everyone in this story
TXC2: so she is right that the lying is bad, but damn
gualdhar: Actually yeah, both are assholes
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone sucks here
aerolend:
@Ranakel 
Hoplon42: yeah she is.
lamina5432: he did let the gremlin thoughts win but that sounds like a pain to cook that way
CastleOtranto: Verdict: Neither of them are mature enough to be in this relationship.
CouldntPickAUsername: her dad lied, no way he did that
wiganlass: Literally washed her pasta
Snowcookies: that sounds like a waste of sauce
Meechan_: the easy solution is just keep the noodles and sauce separate
NeoKevlar: it sounds like she wants NO SAUCE on it at all
ItsThugDimmadome: Took a ladle or sauce. Waved it over the plate, and called it dinner.
teaandvalkyries: homeopathic sauce
maywecomein: I have rinsed sauced/spiced food for my little kids when they said they didn’t like it. But tbh I wouldn’t make that the way I always do it
Ranakel: Delicioso Placebini
Uzumaki15: When we made spaghetti we always had pasta and sauce separate
Hoplon42: she clearly didn't want the sauce, so he didn't give her any.
Snowcookies: That guy is concerning
goatprince: eh, not saying anything gets worse and worse the longer it goes on
lamina5432: I leave the sauce in a separate pot
jacey0002: So...pasta la croix?
TXC2: yeah the gloating is A-hole behaviour
PhoenixMelior: Yeah this is an ESH situation
00gogo00: hold on a sec they moved in at the _start_ of covid lockdown?
00gogo00: or the end
mister_nibbles: yeah forget the pasta thing, lets focus on the statutory nature of this "relationship"
theambivalentagender: Theres a kind of pasta thats just like olive oil andsome sundried tomatoes
ItsThugDimmadome: @00gogo00 Start, yeah
Hoplon42: i mean that is usually the case with AITA, either OP is a huge asshole, or they are both awful
00gogo00: @ItsThugDimmadome so that's... 14 and 20
lamina5432: is it normal to combine the pasta and sauce in one big bowl?
00gogo00: which is slightly different than 17 and 23
LeeshaJoy: I feel like this is a half-step removed from "I put in [Ingredient you've said you're allergic to] and you didn't even notice!"
00gogo00: (unless this is a 3-year-old post)
Narcuru: a second red flag has appeared
TXC2: 00gogo00 post is not recent
theambivalentagender: Its not about the pasta
PhoenixMelior: @hoplon42 and or they need a divorce
00gogo00: ah never mind
Hoplon42: @PhoenixMelior yes
Strebenherz: @LeeshaJoy "you're not allergic, cause i put it in!" shit
LeeshaJoy: @Strebenherz Or "you're not allergic, you're just going to shit your ass inside out later tonight for no apparent reason"
Earthenone: she wants to eat plain pasta while smelling the partners tomato sauce
Thadrin46: Pull out their portion. Put a teaspoon of sauce in and mix it.easy.
Narcuru: my wife makes buttered noodles for her lunch all the time. you can just make it without red sauce
Strebenherz: @LeeshaJoy "for no reason"
theambivalentagender: You know, if i ever have a daughter I almost want to tell her to act like she has something specific like this as a litmus test for dates
djmikeysaxx: The worst part is Ben saying Pass-tuh vs Pah-stuh
aerolend: Spirit of Coffee Past
Strebenherz: They deserve each other
00gogo00: a lot of the starbucks drinks don't even have any coffee
SymphonySolstice: girl,
SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
PhoenixMelior: See? Divorce.
Mr_Bitterness: For the best
ItsThugDimmadome: Good
Foxmar320: Who could have seen that coming
Meechan_: #upgrade to singlehoood
ForOhForError: yeah this is fine
TXC2: i mean...good?
Mr_Horrible: girl I'm not happy to hear anything about you two
Ranakel: You're not supposed to break (up over) the spaghetti!
TheAinMAP:

aerolend: @Ranakel Unless one breaks it in half and Italians are involved?
Strebenherz: NOPE
Snowcookies: @Narcuru there's lots of olive oil/stir-fry style pasta cooking if don't like sauces entirely
CouldntPickAUsername: chat if you like this you should check out the boru and bestofredditorupdates reddits
LeeshaJoy: amithedevil is fun for schadenfreude
Strebenherz: WHAT
TXC2: my grandparents had a 10 year gap
PhoenixMelior: EXCUSEME
goatprince: ????
SymphonySolstice: LMAO
mister_nibbles: jorts?
EvilBadman: John Cena account spotted
aerolend: Jorts have ethnic stereotypes? TIL
Foxmar320: Dear God its come to this
Mr_Horrible: I'm only left with questions
theambivalentagender: JORTS OMG
TXC2: windmill slam yes ?
LeeshaJoy: well, you have my attention
A_Dub888: that is a title
Mr_Horrible: OH
kodalith: Ahhhh. Language
ArtDecoSunburn: Jorts the Cat!
Snowcookies: ejorts have ethnic stereotypes?
Ranakel: I'm leaning forward now
ItsThugDimmadome: @Narcuru Add garlic, parsley and chili falke and baby you got a Wisconsin Alio e olio.
theambivalentagender: I LOVE this one
Mr_Bitterness: Oh riiiiight, JORTS!
RayFK: OH JORTS
CouldntPickAUsername: ah jorts
goateedave86: Oh ok
SymphonySolstice: OH YEAH THIS
Meechan_:
JORTS 
Sethalidos: oh no not Jorts
CastleOtranto: OMG
Earthenone: i think you need to perpetuate them more, i wasent aware of these sterotypes
JKBalch: Jorts and Jean!
ForOhForError: Yeah this is Jorts: Origin
goatprince: ah. jorts.
Nigouki: oh god I remember this
Narcuru: oh jorts and jean??
Meechan_: i cannot believe she buttered jorts
Narcuru: this is where that started?
theambivalentagender: Jorts is a mascot for workers rights
PhoenixMelior: Well yeah, orange boy, no brain cells
Strebenherz: okay, orange
Snowcookies:
jorts is an orange cat, really all you need to say 
Wolfstrike_NL: OneOrangeBrainCell
lightfut: Oh jorts, you beautiful dumbass
Foxmar320: Orange energy
JKBalch: Jorts: Origins made by Paramount
PhoenixMelior: Jean loves Jorts got it
Hoplon42: aw, pam, some cats are just dumbasses
TXC2: it's a Cat Pam, come on
Mr_Bitterness: Just let Jorts be orange
Hoplon42: fuzzy adorable dummys
CastleOtranto: Knowing where this story goes and watching James's face as it goes on is wonderful.
Emma_Quince: Y'all need to get to work
Foxmar320:

Strebenherz: has she never had cats before
Strebenherz: orange are just orange
aislynn_13: Jorts might need to just live
PhoenixMelior: Pam, he's an orange cat, it's fine.
mister_nibbles: so far im on nta side
Strebenherz: Is this just from an office skit?
PhoenixMelior: Pam wtf.
TXC2: is.....is Pam Orange?
Foxmar320: omg
A_Dub888:

SymphonySolstice: all-timer post
Emma_Quince: This is really silly
lightfut: Are the whites ok
goateedave86: obviously
PhoenixMelior: PAM NEEDS TO BE FIRED
Strebenherz: OH GOOD IT GOT WORSE
Caffine1138: self awareness = 0
Strebenherz: @lightfut no
UnknownFriday: @lightfut No.
CouldntPickAUsername: she buttered jorts
GapFiller: nta
TreeVor84: Is Pam's real name Karen?
lamina5432: this lady has never had a hard time
Foxmar320: No
LeeshaJoy: show of hands, who saw that coming?
Mr_Horrible: extremely silly, but god we love Jean and Jorts
raulghoulia: jorts is a labor hero
GrathXVI: @lightfut we really aren't
A_Dub888: you gotta draw the line somewhere
aerolend: Internet search does say orange cats statistically do not have lower IQ.
Mr_Bitterness:

lamina5432:

BrowneePointz: 1. cats don't have ethnicities. 2. implying they do is peak caucasity 3.i'd say here objecting to an ACCESSIBILITY AID is ableist and they should've clapped her with that
MrSarkhan: Can confirm that my orange is dumb as hell too.
Sethalidos: this gets so much worse
ForOhForError: I cannot believe they buttered jorts
TheAinMAP:

RhymesWithMoose: Fun fact: Jorts has a BlueSky!
GapFiller: Ben how often during the reading of this story didyr think to yrsln 'this is Gus'
Strebenherz: All cats are a little different, but orange cats are just himbos, and also holy shit why
Sethalidos: Ben talk about Jort's butter incident
JKBalch: I think in the the further lore, it turns out Pam was conflating Jorts and her both being new and felt upset over both.
Snowcookies: Sounds like Jorts also might've not learned from her mom how to clean herself
Drum0_0: They are dumb, but they are happy.
JKBalch: There is a happy ending
CastleOtranto: Okay Ben, now please read the edit.
LeeshaJoy: I do think the orange cat thing is confirmation bias, but it's not worth making a case over.
IbunWest:
Unfortunately my brother is making the same mistake with his new dog as his first dog. A black lab with no training. 
TXC2: "had us in the first half" title
Strebenherz: awwwwwwww
mister_nibbles: we need a sound byte of Shayne saying "update!" lol
A_Dub888: did Pam find the post?
Earthenone: i hope the sensitivity training went well
aerolend: Update: "we're divorcing".
BrowneePointz: THANK YOU
TehAmelie: why not involve cat resources too
Sethalidos: this is a legendary reddit post
TreeVor84: I never believed that orange cat thing, but now I've had an orange cat for 6 years, and he is the dumbest of our cats.
mister_nibbles: hr being useful for once? nice
Thadrin46: JORTS
ForOhForError: Jorts duty
Mr_Horrible: workin' cat Jorts
TheMerricat: "According to an update on Reddit by the original poster, the events led to the involvement of human resources management at the workplace. Discussions with human resources led to the discovery that Pam had been applying margarine to Jorts in an attempt to motivate him to groom himself more effectively"
aerolend: I'm curious about what line of business that business is in.
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Strebenherz: why
lamina5432: people be weird
Earthenone: senior cat lady
NeoKevlar: official cat mom
Emma_Quince: What is this business??
TehAmelie: Kathleen has described her job as cat botherer
TXC2: someone at number 10 has that job
Mr_Horrible: keep going, Benjamin
CastleOtranto: SAY it, Ben!
Strebenherz: oh good this broke ben?
ForOhForError: yeah
Mr_Horrible:

Ranakel: Pam.
Meechan_: hahahahaha
wiganlass: I’ve a small colony of stray cats where I work that I feed, technically I am in charge of the cats
Strebenherz: what
SymphonySolstice: she buttered jorts!!!
Caffine1138: what
BrowneePointz: WAIT ITS ACTUALLY BUTTERED JORTS
Emma_Quince: Ughhhhh
PhoenixMelior: NO!!!
Mr_Horrible: SHE BUTTERED JORTS
Mr_Bitterness: Buttered Jorts!
JKBalch: No, not the buttering! Don't butter Jorts like toast!
IbunWest:

TXC2: Good lord!
Strebenherz: PAM WHY
Travilogue: Oh yeah, I forgot about buttering the Joarts
BrowneePointz: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS THAT JORTS!!!
wiganlass: wtf!!
tigergirltail: PAM BUTTERED JORTS
goatprince: [Butter] the [Cat]
Daemyx: UNHINGED
CastleOtranto: Pam buttered Jorts
GhostValv:

Earthenone: #butteredjorts
aerolend: That's actually cruelty.
lamina5432: PAM WTF
Strebenherz: BUTTERED JORTS NOOOOOO
lightfut: Why are Pam
JessieImproved: omg i made a noise
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm dying
TheMerricat: "In January 2022, critique linking Jorts' lack of intelligence and apparent poor life skills to the color of his coat was refuted by the chief medical officer of the San Diego Humane Society."
GapFiller: TXC2 tbf thats Downing Street ofc they have somebody specifically in charge of Larry
TreeVor84: I think Pam needs therapy.
mister_nibbles: these are the acts of an individual that is fully out of touch with reality
ItsThugDimmadome: JAIL FOR PAM
Strebenherz: this was a BUSSING journey
MungoDude: you use butter, you don't use margarine
protojman: Pam is not ok
Barb4rian: I just got here and I am sooooo lost
TehAmelie: i they made a movie about Pam it would be produced by Troma
kodalith: This is fake right? It has to be.
TXC2: GapFiller true, he does run the country
ArtDecoSunburn: Pan should have just sprayed Jorts with Pam.
BrowneePointz: I don't know why I didn't realize this was THAT Jorts!
Strebenherz: I think giving the cats the supershits should be a valid reason of banning Pam from interacting with the cats
PhoenixMelior: Pam should go back to school
mister_nibbles: @Barb4rian to summarize, crazy person buttered a cat
Sethalidos: this is a legendary reddit post for a reason
Barb4rian: @mister_nibbles Thanks! That helps?
ArtDecoSunburn: Is this the BORU subreddit?
Hoplon42: the middle is a little baggy
JessieImproved: it is indeed a good ass game
Hoplon42: (about 20 hours too long) but damn are there some good bits
Vinewood_OG:
Bear asses or Bare asses??? 
ArtDecoSunburn: @mister_nibbles If you drop a buttered cat, does it land on its feet or the buttered side?
JessieImproved: also, like a free modern pc update?? amazing
raulghoulia: winds howling
mister_nibbles: @ArtDecoSunburn it just hovers and rotates in place generating infinite energy
Barb4rian: Witcher 3 is definitely on my "to play" list now since the remaster
Garfy400: place of power, gotta be
PhoenixMelior: I'm still trying to finish the new fire emblem. Game is LONG.
Hoplon42: Fuck i loved Outlaws
ArtDecoSunburn: @mister_nibbles Data center power solution unlocked! As long as Jorts is the key isotope.
Marvoleath: Sapkowski had a bunch of short stories written in the way of 'take a known fairy tale and make it weird in dark fantasy way'
Vinewood_OG:
Though both games are outshined by their in world card games 
mister_nibbles: witcher 3 on the switch: aka the switcher
Marvoleath:
And you can toggle the horse bugs on, if you want to, even though they fixed most of them 
EvilBadman: Yeah they kinda goofed up
Hoplon42: being no one in starwars for a while was great, and Kay is a loveable bisexual disaster
GhostValv:

EvilBadman: It does have cross-progress too if you wanted
lamina5432: probably picking forever up
mister_nibbles: wow forever sucked me back in after being free from wow for like 3 or 4 years
goateedave86: now that's a game to collect bear asses
PhoenixMelior: Did anybody watch adam last night?
Mr_Horrible: @PhoenixMelior o/
Mr_Bitterness:
@PhoenixMelior 
Mr_Horrible: extremely proud of our boy
Noy2222: It's one of the best
Noy2222: SO much content
EvilBadman: Not mario, but grab DK Banaza for a similar feel after
TXC2: trogs showed up for our boy last night
protojman: galaxy is tops for me
ForOhForError: 3d world is kinda weird
wiganlass: Did you ever play Mario Sunshine James? That one is pretty fun
Wolfstrike_NL:
Mario Odyssey Randomizer is new and cool 
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman it's kind of incredible that it's the same team, but you can feel it in the bones
Hoplon42: not sure the movie knows what it is about.
TXC2: SPOILERS!
Mr_Horrible: I can't remember, is that the new Ari Aster?
ForOhForError: @wiganlass sunshine can be uhhh, frustrating
Xed_Regulus: I've heard Digger is very divisive
aerolend: Tropic Thunder
gualdhar: Tropic Thunder
Mr_Horrible: oh, no, Inarritu
gualdhar: gave me Dr. Strangelove vibes
TXC2: Moviebob really tore into it
Hoplon42: it was horrendously expensive
Ms_LadyMix: The people I know who have actually seen it are obsessed with it
protojman: i've seen nothing about it but based on 3rd hand information it sounds like don't look up
Ms_LadyMix: Like really pushing for it, "art for artists" I've seen it described.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, I think it's only risking "biggest bomb" because they just had a larger budget than other recent examples
TXC2: I've heard it as a movie that thinks it's deeper then it is
PhoenixMelior: Right i need to see the chris hansen movie
Mr_Horrible: like, Beau Is Afraid was also a pretty divisive financial flop, but *cost* a lot less
CouldntPickAUsername: I"m hyped for Street Fighter
Drum0_0: full day at the theater it is, then
Mr_Horrible: That looked *SO* stupid
Mr_Horrible: real Blumslop
Mr_Horrible: WILDWOOD
TXC2: I await what Adam thinks of the SF movie
Mr_Horrible: GRAAAAAAAH
Wolfstrike_NL: @TXC2 ^ This
Mr_Horrible: I will be seated the day before Desert Bus
djalternative: The original trailer for Digger really made people think that the studio had no confidence in it. It was just a clip show of OTHER Tom Cruise movies.
Xed_Regulus: Yes! Wildwood!
Hoplon42: Kubo and the 2 strings was really good
lamina5432: yeah, wildwood looks wild
PhoenixMelior: Dammit i also kind of want to see the street fighter movie
LeeshaJoy: Ughhh, I fucking HATED the book Wildwood is based on, though
Mr_Horrible:
I'm seeing that and Clayface on the same Thursday 
Xed_Regulus: Wicker comes out the same day as Wildwood
wiganlass: I do love me some stop motion
GrathXVI: I mean, Laika is also the passion project of the son of Nike's billionaire owner, so they probably don't need to do any more than ~break even
Mr_Horrible: @GrathXVI most of their films are not financially successful, yeah
RayFK: Fucking CRUSHED
JKBalch: Heck yeah Adam
hedcheff: LETS GO ADAM
TheMerricat: @GrathXVI If I remember correctly they don't even break even it is entirely a passion project that they do for the love of stop motion
uneactrice: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: and he CLUTCHED
Dromos_GHG: Wow!
PhoenixMelior: MARISA WINS
Barb4rian: L F G
Strebenherz: HELL YEAH ADAM
WiJohn: He clinched it!
Xed_Regulus: Let's go Adam!!!
goateedave86: oh that's sick
TXC2: he Won it FOR his team
ContingentCat: hell yeahhhhh
CabooseFails: curiousjoi
idontgetmyrealname: GO ADAM
weff47: Curiousjoi!
CabooseFails: adam fucking slayed
Mr_Horrible: him vs CuriousJoi, yup
Drum0_0: hell yeah!
Narcuru: daaaaaannnnnngggg
aerolend: Nice.
lamina5432: adam clutching it was soooo good to watch
Mr_Bitterness: He clinched it and looked great while doing it
goateedave86: anywhere I can watch that?
mister_nibbles: lets go Adam!
lamina5432: also that fit he had
Isaac3567: I need to go watch a replay of that
Vinewood_OG: Wooooo
CabooseFails: also did the marisa flex in a three-piece suit on the red carpet
PhoenixMelior: Oh damn he met Charlotte! Hell yeah
hallkomp: He was down a match as well, and got a perfect K.O in the winning game
TXC2: and he looked INCREDIBLE in his suit
Arkroma: Wow big Adam news
PhoenixMelior: God can we make that flex a discord sticker?
Mr_Horrible: honestly all of the talent doing interviews being so nice and excited for how earnestly goofy the movie is was a great vibe
Vinewood_OG: Stupid, sexy Flanders
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior its already in the lrr discord lol
uneactrice: He absolutely looked like he was enjoying himself.
PhoenixMelior: @evilbadman excellent lol
TheMerricat:
Also watching him be interviewed reminded me once more that LRR is a grow of giants
Barb4rian: Adam looked hella fresh in his suit
lamina5432: he was def nervous at the start of the stream there but got comfortable as the matches went
Snowcookies: He looked like a giant in the group photo
Mr_Bitterness: Wong was impressed by his frame knowledge its great
PhoenixMelior: "Seabats is LARGE!"
Mr_Horrible: multiple shots where he's a full head taller, lol
CabooseFails: how actual tall is adam?
Strebenherz:
Zangief wishes he pulled off a suit like that 
TXC2: "seabats is SO TALL!"
Vinewood_OG: Zangief prequel starring Adam when?
GhostValv: o7
TXC2: CabooseFails 6foot 5
Welbog: We will miss you
Isaac3567: 6'
NimrodXIV: Bus is coming
Isaac3567: *6'5
LostThePirate: The Bus is coming!
jadielady: ty for the stream!
A_Dub888: !venga
LRRbot: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. The Venga Bus.
CabooseFails: @TXC2 Thanks TXC2. Hope you're doing well
PsychoI3oy:

Welbog: 23 more years!
TXC2: !patreaon
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
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TXC2: !bluesky
CouldntPickAUsername: "money's tight" it me. stupid having to get a new car
TXC2: I know I haven't
GhostValv: D:
Vinewood_OG: Money so tight, my sleep paralysis demon asked for a tip at checkout
TehAmelie: thank you!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Ben
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Hecatomb) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (1:21 from now).
Mr_Horrible: excited for this one
TXC2: He Cat Omb
GhostValv:

Mr_Horrible: me and my friends played this in high school because the shop sold the packs for a buck apiece
Mr_Horrible: WotC
Cheese_Hammer: Isn’t it wizards? One of the other deck master games?
lamina5432: thats the scary part
Mr_Horrible: ~20 year old wotc game
Mr_Horrible: discontinued after the base set and 2 exansions
TXC2: !events
PhoenixMelior: Oh heck yeah
SymphonySolstice: scrib doooon
Barb4rian: Brother I am so here to watch this
Vinewood_OG: Fair
protojman: hell yeah
Mr_Bitterness: Scriiiib doooon
Barb4rian: I've heard such good things
Mr_Horrible: expensive to produce, and hard to keep the cards in good condition
Strebenherz: SCRIB DOON
TheAinMAP:

protojman: yo that's tonight hell yeah!
CabooseFails: also not EA, which is great news for consumers and employees and the license
Wolfstrike_NL: Heard people really enjoying it
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the single player is Ramjet the Spire
RealGamerCow: I did hear it gave good Burnout vibes
Barb4rian: @CabooseFails AMEN
PhoenixMelior: Because bus is coming, obvs.
CabooseFails: i think SOMETHING was posted already
Marvoleath: !venga
LRRbot: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. The Venga Bus.
CouldntPickAUsername: my brain read that as The Nicolas Cage for a moment
Mr_Bitterness: Oh I've heard of this one
GhostValv: neat
Capt_clown: So Secret Plato?
GhostValv:
Mina 
goatprince: she by hollowin'
Mr_Horrible: the new Yacht Club joint
Mr_Bitterness: From the Shovel Knight folks
GhostValv: Shovel Knight dev
TXC2:
did they beat control? 
Mr_Horrible: top-down Link's Awakening perspective
GhostValv:
the big bust 
RatherLargeToad: Retired champion!
PhoenixMelior: Or maybe he wants to recap who knows
Vinewood_OG:
"Then what are we payimg them for?" 
TXC2: soon!
Capt_clown: Hell yea!!! He did great yesterday. Didn't get to see all of his match sadly.
PhoenixMelior: Its so heather!
GapFiller: this Send Codes was meant to be a couple weeks back right
Marvoleath: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (10 days from now)
Capt_clown: !ItBegins!
SymphonySolstice: bus. arriving
GapFiller: istr Naron being on the schedule until being replaced by a sponsored stream which didnt end up happening
CouldntPickAUsername: it must be so nice having a studio large enough for DB now instad of having to get other venues
TXC2: the calm before the desert storm
PsychoI3oy:
ooh 
PhoenixMelior: Ooh!
RayFK: 20 years baybee
RayFK: the stress is real
RayFK: the planning is tight
PhoenixMelior: Bus. Is. COMING.
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (10 days from now)
RealGamerCow: Have you made an ice cream challenge pledge yet James?
TXC2: not the 20th anniversary, your wedding is not your first anniversary
Ashmantle:

A_Dub888: @RayFK you're tight (affectionate)
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TheAinMAP:

CouldntPickAUsername: I am in fact here
SymphonySolstice: dabits
Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Hecatomb) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (1:13 from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
idontgetmyrealname: lunch break!
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Donate $20 to child's play everytime you say this
lamina5432: hav gday
TehAmelie: *looks at my left monitor* wait. . .
TXC2:
EvilBadman no, I'm broke 
lamina5432: also check out adam crushing it at twitch rivals
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
TXC2: to the crapshot!
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