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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #8526
    When you're on the train, you're on the train. To the train.
    — Ian [2023-04-29]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8369
    Corn. Train. Different thing.
    — Jacob [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #8158
    Steam trains come from the moon.
    — Ian [2022-08-07]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7928
    For legal purposes, it wasn't the first train that killed him.
    — Paul [2022-01-03]
    Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7381
    Adam has trained you all badly.
    — Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
  6. #7324
    Just cruising past the finish line in a slightly damaged train. That's how I want to end next year's 24 Hours of LRRMans.
    — Ian [2020-11-08]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6959
    If you can drive a plane, you can drive a train.
    — Bengineering [2018-05-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  8. #6704
    Julie's like a little freight train. A weird freight train that likes hentai.
    — Adam [2020-01-14]
    Daymare: 1998 on Let's NOPE
  9. #5756
    Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains.
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #5755
    Let's woo some trains!
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #5754
    Welcome to chaste night with trains.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #5291
    All aboard the not-bleeding train!
    — Kathleen [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #5130
    This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!
    — Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
    Board Games on Dice Friends
  14. #4991
    Are we making the trains touch?
    — Cameron [2018-05-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #4535
    The caboose is the "uke" of the train.
    — Ian [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  16. #3810
    this train is gonna get in that airship and go to town!
    — Graham [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  17. #3585
    Heather was not prepared for TRAIN-TRAIN.
    — Ian [2016-10-23]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #3384
    Let's lrrEFF some trains!
    — Beej [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on Talking Simulator
  19. #423
    Please tell me I can eat the train.
    — Heather [2015-07-08]

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