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#9590
I wasn't the first person to say something mean!
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Angel
[2026-06-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9589
It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.
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Heather
[2026-06-05]
Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
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#9588
I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!
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James
[2026-06-04]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
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#9587
Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.
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Heather
[2026-05-29]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9586
everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls
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Jordynne,
in chat
[2026-05-26]
None on Unknown
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#9585
Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?
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Heather
[2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9584
I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!
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Beej
[2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9583
Thank you for making me look normal.
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Ian,
to Cori
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9582
I'm the most alive!
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Ian
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9581
Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.
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Ian
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9580
Let the bad brown live in the theater of your mind.
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Graham
[2026-05-16]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9579
No sad Beej! Only show go away!
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Heather
[2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9578
Nobody wants anything to look like Choo Choo Charlie.
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Heather
[2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9577
We don't really do solemn here.
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Nelson
[2026-05-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
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#9576
THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.
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Adam
[2026-05-09]
SAROS on Unknown
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#9575
Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.
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Heather
[2026-05-08]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9574
I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.
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Alex
[2026-05-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#9573
Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.
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Beej
[2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9572
I have six more crates to remove from a tunnel, and if I do that, something might happen!
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Beej
[2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9571
Let's hope Ian's unique form of brain-blindness helps us today.
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Graham
[2026-04-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9570
I know who James is; he's the one I like.
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Heather
[2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9569
I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.
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Paul
[2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9568
I love government.
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Cameron and Cori, repeatedly
[2026-04-23]
DEAD LETTER DEPT. on Talking Simulator
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#9567
He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.
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Graham,
on Baxter, a cat
[2026-04-21]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9566
no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D
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Marvoleath
[2026-04-20]
Disco Samurai on Send Codes
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