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  1. #9401
    Always bet on Kathleen.
    — Molly [2025-10-04]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #9400
    Aren't all video games, effectively, Bop It?
    — Paul [2025-10-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  3. #9399
    Everything is relevant when it comes to animal toe beans.
    — Heather [2025-10-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  4. #9398
    There could be some really deep plunger lore in that toilet.
    — Heather [2025-09-26]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  5. #9397
    There's no time for regret, there's only moving forward!
    — Heather [2025-09-25]
    Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on Bonus Stream
  6. #9396
    I'm not ENTIRELY evil.
    — Kathleen [2025-09-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Good Morning Moonbase
  7. #9395
    I haven't read words for a while.
    — James [2025-09-23]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  8. #9394
    Are you a pot breaker?
    — Adam [2025-09-22]
    Hell Clock on Send Codes
  9. #9393
    I think food just gets better when you put it on a stick.
    — Adam [2025-09-19]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  10. #9392
    What if I just made my name thicker?
    — Ian [2025-09-07]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #9391
    Much as it pains me to say, James was right.
    — Graham [2025-09-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #9390
    The cockroaches crawling on the rental costumes are less gross than this conversation.
    — Cameron [2025-09-04]
    Promise Mascot Agency on Talking Simulator
  13. #9389
    Where's the gun CAPCOM?!
    — Nelson [2025-09-03]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  14. #9388
    Sometimes you need to know what that noise was.
    — Cameron, on using r/Victoria [2025-09-02]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  15. #9387
    Eat the fruit, I'll pull the berries out of you.
    — Serge, to Nelly [2025-09-01]
    PEAK on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9386
    What if i caused mayhem?
    — Kathleen [2025-08-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #9385
    Why can't I just stick it in my mouth and carry it up there?
    — Heather [2025-08-30]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
  18. #9384
    There's a roof we could get up to but the roof is in the way.
    — Heather [2025-08-30]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
  19. #9383
    Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon.
    — Paul [2025-08-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #9382
    I think Xbox pays less attention to Xbox.
    — Paul [2025-08-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #9381
    A lot of situations could be defused by just two people smooching.
    — Bengineering [2025-08-19]
    Amygdala on Let's NOPE
  22. #9380
    I can do worse! Just give me a minute.
    — Dale [2025-08-14]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  23. #9379
    Cereal is a tragic food.
    — Adam [2025-08-12]
    Just Chatting on Unknown
  24. #9378
    Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.
    — Bengineering [2025-08-11]
    PEAK on Crossing the Streams
  25. #9377
    I'm gonna send your crab to hell.
    — Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight