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  1. #9377
    I'm gonna send your crab to hell.
    — Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #9376
    This is not a good joke.
    — Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #9375
    Oh no. I don't have any way to win.
    — Nelson [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #9374
    I have crafted my sentence. It is perfect. It's not very helpful.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  5. #9373
    You can of course buy some of these shirts, but don't.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  6. #9372
    Pink is such an optimistic colour. And yet...
    — Michelle [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  7. #9371
    Beavers are the chicken of the sea.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  8. #9370
    Nah, there's no way I win against corn.
    — Alex [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  9. #9369
    I lost my moustache because I'm dead.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #9368
    I'm known for my terrible ideas.
    — Ian [2025-08-02]
    Special Events on Unknown
  11. #9367
    Hey, I'm paying attention this time!
    — Jordynne [2025-08-02]
    Special Events on Unknown
  12. #9366
    Cameron was dead the whole time.
    — Cori [2025-08-02]
    Special Events on Unknown
  13. #9365
    I looked up through the hot tubhole.
    — Cameron [2025-08-02]
    Special Events on Unknown
  14. #9364
    Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now.
    — James [2025-08-02]
    Chrono Trigger on Unknown
  15. #9363
    I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago.
    — Wheeler [2025-08-02]
    Mahjong Soul on Unknown
  16. #9362
    They're not lying, they're just wrong.
    — Angel, about Chat [2025-08-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  17. #9361
    CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.
    — Wheeler [2025-08-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  18. #9360
    You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself.
    — Serge, to Wheeler [2025-08-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  19. #9359
    I'm the good guy.
    — Wheeler, repeatedly [2025-08-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  20. #9358
    Question: What??
    — Graham [2025-07-30]
    Board Games on Bonus Stream
  21. #9357
    No bully him. I bully him.
    — Jordynne, to chat, about Adam [2025-07-30]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  22. #9356
    This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.
    — Adam [2025-07-29]
    Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
  23. #9355
    I know you were all talking about that, but I wasn't listening.
    — Kathleen [2025-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  24. #9354
    Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!
    — Adam [2025-07-29]
    DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream
  25. #9353
    No! We're not getting the crabs high!
    — Adam [2025-07-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Bonus Stream