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  1. #9620
    If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.
    — Adam [2026-07-18]
    SAROS on Bonus Stream
  2. #9619
    It's winter o'clock somewhere.
    — Beej [2026-07-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  3. #9618
    I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.
    — Adam [2026-07-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
  4. #9617
    My butt needs a yacht.
    — Beej [2026-07-10]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  5. #9616
    I have done some...problems.
    — Ian [2026-07-06]
    Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
  6. #9615
    Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.
    — Ian [2026-07-06]
    Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
  7. #9614
    I think I know how to chomp.
    — Ian [2026-07-05]
    Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #9613
    There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.
    — Beej [2026-07-05]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  9. #9612
    Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.
    — Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #9611
    I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.
    — Serge [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #9610
    If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.
    — Nelson [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #9609
    All right kids, lick each other's sores!
    — Beej [2026-07-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  13. #9608
    They're used to my bullshit!
    — Beej, on lying to chat [2026-07-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  14. #9607
    We need more white guys with microphones.
    — James [2026-06-30]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  15. #9606
    What am I saying to Bro?
    — Graham [2026-06-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #9605
    You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.
    — Heather [2026-06-26]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9604
    Why did we cave to the kink?
    — Bengineering [2026-06-23]
    None on Good Morning Moonbase
  18. #9603
    The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.
    — Bengineering [2026-06-22]
    R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
  19. #9602
    The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.
    — Nelson [2026-06-19]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  20. #9601
    'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'
    — Beej and Heather [2026-06-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #9600
    Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  22. #9599
    What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.
    — Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  23. #9598
    Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
    — Heather [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  24. #9597
    Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  25. #9596
    Cadillacs fuck!
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown