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#9576

THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.

— Adam [2026-05-09]
SAROS on Unknown
#9575

Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.

— Heather [2026-05-08]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9574

I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.

— Alex [2026-05-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9573

Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.

— Beej [2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9572

I have six more crates to remove from a tunnel, and if I do that, something might happen!

— Beej [2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9571

Let's hope Ian's unique form of brain-blindness helps us today.

— Graham [2026-04-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9570

I know who James is; he's the one I like.

— Heather [2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9569

I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.

— Paul [2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9568

I love government.

— Cameron and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
DEAD LETTER DEPT. on Talking Simulator
#9567

He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.

— Graham, on Baxter, a cat [2026-04-21]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9566

no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D

— Marvoleath [2026-04-20]
Disco Samurai on Send Codes
#9565

Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. I was suggesting murder.

— Heather [2026-04-19]
Steel Century Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#9564

So there are 2 ways you can fuck up a drive rush cancel: By going for it, and by not going for it.

— Nelson [2026-04-17]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9563

It's like Magneto for bones.

— Kathleen [2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9562

Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.

— Kathleen [2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9561

Immediacy and no paper trail are the sexiest things.

— Wheeler [2026-04-14]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9560

Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?

— Matt G [2026-04-13]
Devil Jam on Send Codes
#9559

The problem is I'm not killing them enough...

— Matt G [2026-04-13]
Devil Jam on Send Codes
#9558

I chose violence. Don't worry about it.

— James [2026-04-13]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#9557

What else is books?

— Cori [2026-04-09]
TR-49 on Talking Simulator
#9556

I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.

— Kathleen [2026-04-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9555

It isn't like it took away Toad's face.

— Paul [2026-04-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9554

I'm not a weirdo.

— Adam, Defensively [2026-04-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9553

I don't need to win, I need you to lose!

— Heather [2026-03-30]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#9552

I thought that the brown was gonna go down.

— Ben [2026-03-28]
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