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  1. #9662
    Who in our great country doesn't know the Mother Sausage?
    — Dan [2026-08-29]
    Special Events on Unknown
  2. #9661
    Tell me something that maybe sad feels make.
    — Graham [2026-08-29]
    Special Events on Unknown
  3. #9660
    What is this shared trait between our personalities? It might be being a dumbass!
    — Kathleen, to Serge [2026-08-29]
    Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
  4. #9659
    Wizard face has much more face.
    — Heather [2026-08-29]
    Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
  5. #9658
    Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now.
    — Cameron, referring to chat [2026-08-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  6. #9657
    The difference between me and Twitch chat is my lines are correct.
    — Wheeler, on backseating [2026-08-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  7. #9656
    Read a book! Read a book!
    — Cori [2026-08-28]
    ADOM: Ancient Domains of Mystery on Unknown
  8. #9655
    Who would win in a fight, the devil or the host of a podcast about water?
    — Graham [2026-08-27]
    WWE 2K26 on Unknown
  9. #9654
    That's.. that's not a hole for me...
    — Ian [2026-08-27]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  10. #9653
    Ben! thank you for Education!
    — Cameron [2026-08-27]
    Super Mario 64 on Unknown
  11. #9652
    Oh I forgot to jump in his mouth.
    — Ben [2026-08-27]
    Super Mario 64 on Unknown
  12. #9651
    I can buy things! But at what cost?
    — Matt [2026-08-27]
    TUNIC on Unknown
  13. #9650
    Horner-chan, save me! Horner-chan, please!
    — Matt [2026-08-27]
    TUNIC on Unknown
  14. #9649
    I'll never make fun of a new videogame ever again.
    — Adam, lying [2026-08-26]
    MindJack on Unknown
  15. #9648
    Because the Grim Reaper got stuck in the house, I added him to our family.
    — Bengineering [2026-08-26]
    Board Games on Unknown
  16. #9647
    Paul is the MILF of LRR.
    — Jordynne [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  17. #9646
    Please add it to the quote database.
    — Matt [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  18. #9645
    I spent so much time in my room, I had to leave to get the evil out.
    — Jordynne [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  19. #9644
    That's your bit. My bit is telling you, 'No.'
    — Angel, to Wheeler [2026-08-25]
    Mahjong Soul on Unknown
  20. #9643
    No one actually cares about mahjong.
    — Wheeler [2026-08-25]
    Mahjong Soul on Unknown
  21. #9642
    Everything's made of flesh.
    — Heather [2026-08-25]
    DIRECTIVE 8020 on Unknown
  22. #9641
    I wish I was apple fritter adjacent.
    — Paul [2026-08-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Unknown
  23. #9640
    Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!
    — Ian [2026-08-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Unknown
  24. #9639
    I can't be trusted.
    — James, regarding the mod tools [2026-08-25]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  25. #9638
    Ian's new skill in Mischief will allow him to trick others
    — TheSims [2026-08-25]
    The Sims 4 on Bonus Stream