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  1. #9573
    Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.
    — Beej [2026-05-01]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  2. #9572
    I have six more crates to remove from a tunnel, and if I do that, something might happen!
    — Beej [2026-05-01]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  3. #9571
    Let's hope Ian's unique form of brain-blindness helps us today.
    — Graham [2026-04-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #9570
    I know who James is; he's the one I like.
    — Heather [2026-04-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  5. #9569
    I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.
    — Paul [2026-04-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  6. #9568
    I love government.
    — Cameron and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
    DEAD LETTER DEPT. on Talking Simulator
  7. #9567
    He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.
    — Graham, on Baxter, a cat [2026-04-21]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  8. #9566
    no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D
    — Marvoleath [2026-04-20]
    Disco Samurai on Send Codes
  9. #9565
    Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. I was suggesting murder.
    — Heather [2026-04-19]
    Steel Century Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #9564
    So there are 2 ways you can fuck up a drive rush cancel: By going for it, and by not going for it.
    — Nelson [2026-04-17]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  11. #9563
    It's like Magneto for bones.
    — Kathleen [2026-04-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #9562
    Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.
    — Kathleen [2026-04-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #9561
    Immediacy and no paper trail are the sexiest things.
    — Wheeler [2026-04-14]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  14. #9560
    Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?
    — Matt G [2026-04-13]
    Devil Jam on Send Codes
  15. #9559
    The problem is I'm not killing them enough...
    — Matt G [2026-04-13]
    Devil Jam on Send Codes
  16. #9558
    I chose violence. Don't worry about it.
    — James [2026-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  17. #9557
    What else is books?
    — Cori [2026-04-09]
    TR-49 on Talking Simulator
  18. #9556
    I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.
    — Kathleen [2026-04-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #9555
    It isn't like it took away Toad's face.
    — Paul [2026-04-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  20. #9554
    I'm not a weirdo.
    — Adam, Defensively [2026-04-03]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  21. #9553
    I don't need to win, I need you to lose!
    — Heather [2026-03-30]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #9552
    I thought that the brown was gonna go down.
    — Ben [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #9551
    We have to mount this molehill!
    — Serge [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #9550
    The answer is not gun.
    — Ian [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #9549
    I refuse to impersonate Prostate Dracula.
    — Graham [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive