Quotes – LRRbot

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#9695

That joke would have killed ten years ago.

— Jordynne, to Beej [2026-10-25]
None on Unknown
#9694

Imagine Wario had a turd-coloured moustache.

— Molly [2026-10-25]
None on Unknown
#9693

There's many other reasons to do arson.

— Dan Olson [2026-10-24]
None on Unknown
#9692

It's not just a thing that wrestlers and hockey players do that attractive.

— Jordynne, on bleeding [2026-10-20]
Vampire Therapist on Crossing the Streams
#9691

He sucked my butt right off!

— Ben [2026-10-19]
Last Pirates: Die Together on Crossing the Streams
#9690

If a computer makes a noise that I don't understand, that's when I reach for the gun.

— Ian [2026-10-18]
None on Unknown
#9689

'What are you giggling about?' 'Cards.'

— Wheeler & Angel [2026-10-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9688

New York City is a menace!

— Cori [2026-10-12]
Machine Party on Crossing the Streams
#9687

I am referencing a post online.

— Matt G [2026-10-12]
Two Point Museum on Send Codes
#9686

I mean, I'm at least normal.

— Ian [2026-10-11]
UNBEATABLE on Rhythm Cafe
#9685

It's against the law not to body shame a building.

— Ian [2026-10-10]
Just Chatting on the crapshoot
#9684

I could do with a good mothballing.

— Cori [2026-10-08]
CONTROL Resonant on Talking Simulator
#9683

We always test for mouthfeel.

— Kathleen [2026-10-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9682

I feel like a drank a burp.

— Adam [2026-10-06]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9681

This show is your version of Eminem's Stan.

— Adam, on Good Morning Moonbase [2026-10-06]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9680

I need more than just MONEY!

— Matt [2026-10-05]
TUNIC on Bonus Stream
#9679

Don't take this away from me! Wheeler's being nice!

— James [2026-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9678

Yeah that was a great sentence, one of my best.

— Nelson [2026-10-02]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9677

What's your favourite revolution? Vote now on your phones!

— Ian [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9676

Underwear is kind of like a weird make-work project.

— Nelson [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9675

A vote for Heather is a vote for you.

— Cori [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9674

Ever heard of a regional dialackt?

— Serge [2026-09-26]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9673

It doesn't take much to make a child cry.

— Heather [2026-09-25]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9672

The thinking man's Kathleen.

— Ian, On Cameron [2026-09-22]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9671

I am very angry.

— Ian, calmly [2026-09-21]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams