Quotes – LRRbot

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#9518

The clown vaporized the rhinoceros"

— Graham [2026-01-19]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9517

I used to have so much fun with Jumping Spaghetti.

— Paul [2026-01-16]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9516

You know sometimes we just gotta be hetero in here.

— Kathleen [2026-01-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9515

Mothers: Always powerful.

— Graham [2026-01-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9514

sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude

— kimmiekoneko [2026-01-05]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#9513

Oh! I can use the keyboard to wangle my dangle.

— Ian [2025-12-29]
About Fishing on Send Codes
#9512

LoadingReadyRun will bring you the best-produced cribbage content you've ever seen.

— Graham [2025-12-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9511

Even their mighty suck was defeated.

— Graham [2025-12-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9510

Water should not have spiders.

— Heather [2025-12-25]
Yakuza 0 on Bonus Stream
#9509

'There better be cocaine in there.' 'Well it's got your name on it.'

— Adam and Cori [2025-12-24]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9508

I'm basically Britney Spears.

— Nelson [2025-12-22]
NeverAwake FLASHBACK on Send Codes
#9507

Icy crabs don't have any feelings.

— Angel [2025-12-19]
None on Unknown
#9506

Too much grinding has always been Tingle's problem.

— Paul [2025-12-19]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9505

Maybe this format sucks?!

— Wheeler, on a format he helped create. [2025-12-17]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9504

I think I just macro-dosed fear.

— Graham [2025-12-16]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9503

I'm too much of a dumbass to cheat.

— Bengineering [2025-12-16]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9502

It's hard to determine what is fire.

— Cori [2025-12-15]
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on Crossing the Streams
#9501

You had a sick deck. I don't know if that helps.

— Adam [2025-12-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9500

You're not Canadian, you wouldn't get it.

— Serge [2025-12-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9499

You can only pee so fast.

— Beej [2025-12-12]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9498

I gotta keep my hands and my mind pure.

— Adam [2025-12-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9497

Everyone loves death. Go!

— Cam [2025-12-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9496

IM INVINCIBLE

— James, in Chat, not getting hit by The Wheel [2025-12-02]
Subnautica on Let's NOPE
#9495

You're just gonna have to believe me that I was right.

— Graham [2025-12-02]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9494

I'm one short of being able to suck everyone.

— Bengineering [2025-11-26]
Board Games on AFK