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  1. #9195
    You were just equivocating, which is like lying, but different.
    — Nelson [2024-11-22]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  2. #9194
    I don't have the strength, and only 70% battery left.
    — Alex, quoting game dialogue. [2024-11-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #9193
    I don't use my powers for evil, but I could. I'm not above it.
    — Heather [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  4. #9192
    It turns out, roosters are basically free.
    — Cameron [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  5. #9191
    I am currently winning, and my theme rules!
    — Wheeler [2024-11-17]
    100% Orange Juice on Is This Your Card?
  6. #9190
    I'm glad you have many questions. They will never be answered.
    — Jordan [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9189
    I know there are fresh legs in the Friend Zone!
    — Jordan [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9188
    I was wrong on the Internet and I shouldn't have been.
    — Carrie [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9187
    Maybe this 30 year old toy is a little broken.
    — James [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9186
    Thick Tang is something you can do on your own.
    — Paul [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9185
    I think I just saw why you were confused about the balls.
    — Matthews, to Beej [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9184
    Even crabs get sad sometimes.
    — Boomer [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9183
    You bet. I can do the same thing all day.
    — Beej [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9182
    People should not be able to make Crapshots by just recording life!
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9181
    I love when Ian just says words.
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9180
    The pollen goes right to the soul!
    — Jordan [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9179
    SALT DOESN'T GO THERE!
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9178
    Was Walter Cronkite a dog of wisdom??
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9177
    Julie, in all caps, wants an axe.
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9176
    What does a two look like?!
    — Ben [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9175
    The color was fish?
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9174
    I'm keeping us all out of prison, and I think that's what's important.
    — Beej, on Business Management [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9173
    I learned there's another, larger knife somewhere in this building and I'm going to find it.
    — Julie [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9172
    You have to wear a shirt, dammit! Not everything is free for you!
    — Kathleen [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9171
    You don't want to use a complicated AI script, because that's essentially invoking god.
    — Kathleen [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope