Quotes – LRRbot

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#9365

I looked up through the hot tubhole.

— Cameron [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9364

Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now.

— James [2025-08-02]
Chrono Trigger on Unknown
#9363

I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago.

— Wheeler [2025-08-02]
Mahjong Soul on Unknown
#9362

They're not lying, they're just wrong.

— Angel, about Chat [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9361

CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.

— Wheeler [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9360

You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself.

— Serge, to Wheeler [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9359

I'm the good guy.

— Wheeler, repeatedly [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9358

Question: What??

— Graham [2025-07-30]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
#9357

No bully him. I bully him.

— Jordynne, to chat, about Adam [2025-07-30]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9356

This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.

— Adam [2025-07-29]
Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
#9355

I know you were all talking about that, but I wasn't listening.

— Kathleen [2025-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#9354

Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!

— Adam [2025-07-29]
DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream
#9353

No! We're not getting the crabs high!

— Adam [2025-07-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Bonus Stream
#9351

I'm a fucking athlete James!

— Adam, after doing one (1) somersault. [2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9350

That's means we've got an hour for malfeasance and shenanigans!

— Kathleen [2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9349

I applied Shrek all over the shirt.

— Cori [2025-07-23]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9348

Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.

— Adam [2025-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9347

Your parents can feel your big dick energy.

— Beej [2025-07-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#9346

Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.

— Cameron [2025-07-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9345

The content is now inside of me.

— Beej [2025-07-18]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9344

I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.

— Kathleen [2025-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9343

That's not how grown-ups release video games.

— Beej [2025-07-11]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9342

I have an oily coating now!

— Cori [2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9341

Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.

— Adam [2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9340

No! Not the space waffles!

— Heather [2025-06-28]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward