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  1. #8900
    It's important for chat to just say everything.
    — Nelson [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #8899
    We are responsible for the words you don't read.
    — Cameron [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #8898
    I'm gonna start evolving sheep into their final form of bed.
    — Serge [2024-01-23]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8897
    One two zero, that's a full year in years.
    — Ian [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8896
    Suddenly we care about the facts!
    — Kathleen [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8895
    I'm just gonna cast stuff now and die later. But I'm gonna cause all the problems I can in the meantime!
    — Bengineering [2024-01-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8894
    Beej has to eat all the trash ham himself.
    — Heather [2024-01-19]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  8. #8893
    Spoilers for.... something.
    — Ian [2024-01-18]
    Lupin the 3rd: The Typing on AFK
  9. #8892
    No! why is my sword out of ammo?!
    — Alex [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  10. #8891
    Why are the bondage catwomen so fast?
    — Graham [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  11. #8890
    I hate how the bones are wibbling .
    — Graham [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  12. #8889
    Why do I always get interrupted by someone on a horse?
    — Wheeler [2024-01-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8888
    Every three years, Kirby kills another god.
    — Beej [2024-01-12]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  14. #8887
    I found all your clown pieces.
    — Heather [2024-01-06]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8886
    What part of the crab is ... the butt?
    — Paul [2024-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8885
    I say this with love, what's wrong with our chat?
    — Wheeler [2024-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8884
    I don't trust anything that has snow on it.
    — Adam [2024-01-02]
    Lethal Company on AFK
  18. #8883
    Everybody needs a good head dungeon.....you heard me.
    — James [2024-01-02]
    Minecraft on AFK
  19. #8882
    The wiggles make it come back!
    — Cori [2024-01-01]
    Art on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #8881
    5am is a crime its self, it doesn't need help.
    — Heather [2024-01-01]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #8880
    Ian!" "No!
    — Graham and Ian [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #8879
    I have some feet left.
    — Beej [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #8878
    Maybe some people in chat will know what I'm talking about.
    — Kathleen [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #8877
    It's a good thing I learned a lot about Vaseline from Beej.
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  25. #8876
    I would not first-pick "foot".
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward