Quotes – LRRbot

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#9597

Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9596

Cadillacs fuck!

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9595

Why am I excited to perform for birds?

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9594

no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.

— Nelson [2026-06-11]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9593

I look pretty!

— James, said with a box on his head. [2026-06-09]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9592

The best thing about video games is I don't have to touch real fish.

— Heather [2026-06-08]
None on Unknown
#9591

If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.

— Ian [2026-06-08]
Sledding Game on Crossing the Streams
#9590

I wasn't the first person to say something mean!

— Angel [2026-06-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9589

It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.

— Heather [2026-06-05]
Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
#9588

I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!

— James [2026-06-04]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
#9587

Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.

— Heather [2026-05-29]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9586

everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls

— Jordynne, in chat [2026-05-26]
None on Unknown
#9585

Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?

— Heather [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9584

I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!

— Beej [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9583

Thank you for making me look normal.

— Ian, to Cori [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9582

I'm the most alive!

— Ian [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9581

Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.

— Ian [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9580

Let the bad brown live in the theater of your mind.

— Graham [2026-05-16]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9579

No sad Beej! Only show go away!

— Heather [2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9578

Nobody wants anything to look like Choo Choo Charlie.

— Heather [2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9577

We don't really do solemn here.

— Nelson [2026-05-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
#9576

THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.

— Adam [2026-05-09]
SAROS on Unknown
#9575

Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.

— Heather [2026-05-08]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9574

I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.

— Alex [2026-05-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9573

Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.

— Beej [2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint