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  1. #7147
    At least let me get the kill before you kill me.
    — Serge [2020-08-22]
    VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #7146
    I have a big delete button and I use it very aggressively now.
    — Heather [2020-08-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #7145
    They put me in charge. Whoopsie!
    — Bengineering [2020-08-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #7143
    I'm nothing if not physically intimidating.
    — Cameron [2020-08-19]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Crossing the Streams
  5. #7142
    That really McFucking sucks.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  6. #7141
    BBQ sauce on my tities.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  7. #7140
    Replace the pig proxies.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7139
    Flesh at least stacks with it's self.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7138
    You're out here playing checkers, I'm playing 5-dimensional chess.
    — serge [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7137
    I have decided that math is for suckers.
    — James [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7136
    Rock star is a state of mind.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7135
    When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #7134
    'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'
    — Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #7133
    'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'
    — Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #7132
    You have a thing! It looks pretentious.
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #7131
    Don't listen to Dale.
    — Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #7130
    You can take your glittery self and hide as much as you like.
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #7129
    I perform better when I'm hungry.
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #7128
    This is my room where I make rockets to kill god.
    — Nelson [2020-08-16]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  20. #7127
    I guess the game of talking animals has some fantasy elements.
    — Cameron, on blue roses [2020-08-16]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  21. #7126
    It's the Graveyard! how tasteful.
    — Kathleen [2020-08-16]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  22. #7125
    Just let the camel spit in my mouth, that's all I need.
    — Beej [2020-08-14]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  23. #7124
    Well, at least I got that pigeon ass.
    — Cori [2020-08-12]
    Fall Guys on Play it Forward
  24. #7123
    I got chumbawabuma'd!
    — James [2020-08-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7122
    If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
    — Serge [2020-08-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock