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  1. #9301
    Wheeler was right. Hashtag.
    — Nelson [2025-04-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #9300
    I had a coffee before this coffee.
    — Nelson [2025-04-25]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  3. #9299
    oh no the scroc-dilly-dock!
    — Ben [2025-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #9298
    Put the baby in the soup!
    — Graham [2025-04-07]
    R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
  5. #9297
    What's with people locking their doors?
    — Cori [2025-04-05]
    INDIKA on Bonus Stream
  6. #9296
    Now, please hold two knives.
    — Graham, to Adam [2025-04-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #9295
    That's the most Beej thing I've ever heard.
    — James [2025-04-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #9294
    This is so good I wish it was better.
    — Serge [2025-04-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #9293
    Goat DNA is a red flag.
    — Graham [2025-03-31]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #9292
    Is rawdog MORE or LESS popular than daydreaming?
    — Jackbox [2025-03-31]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #9291
    That's how I thought I would die: with Ian.
    — Jordynne [2025-03-31]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #9290
    We have a zoomer stream, it's right there.
    — Wheeler, on Lets Nope [2025-03-31]
    Stacklands on Is This Your Card?
  13. #9289
    It's not that we don't trust you, chat, except... that's exactly it, we do not trust you.
    — Juliamon [2025-03-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #9288
    Oh I never forget the colon.
    — Wheeler [2025-03-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #9287
    I'm a helper, the same way Satan is.
    — Kathleen [2025-03-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #9286
    Forget everything else. I've decided that elephant bigger.
    — Graham [2025-03-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #9285
    Chomper gets hit by the monkey!
    — Adam [2025-03-27]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  18. #9284
    Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?
    — Graham [2025-03-26]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #9283
    I like to show everybody my tongue.
    — Beej [2025-03-22]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #9282
    I have a really wide tongue.
    — Beej [2025-03-22]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #9281
    We're all just tubes.
    — Gibb
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #9280
    I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects.
    — Serge [2025-03-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #9279
    Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera.
    — Wheeler [2025-03-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #9278
    You be nice to the nerds. They give us money.
    — Heather [2025-03-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9277
    I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!
    — Wheeler [2025-03-17]
    Oh Deer on Crossing the Streams