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  1. #5936
    Into the Ewok hole!
    — Cameron [2019-03-19]
    LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Talking Simulator
  2. #5935
    That's a skeleton, that's illegal.
    — Cori [2019-03-19]
    Hypnospace Outlaw on New Day Tewsday
  3. #5934
    Back in my day we didn't have beds.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #5933
    To quote Uno: 'Leaves are extra buttery.'.
    — Serge [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #5932
    We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating.
    — James [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5931
    The world is saved by everybody working hard and trying their best.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  7. #5930
    We have an amazing sausage party.
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5929
    You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5928
    I would say it's middlingly on fire at this point.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5927
    I'm gonna do this for the tree!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5925
    I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #5924
    I tend to not want to blame...people? For things?
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #5923
    Maybe the NPC can save us!
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #5922
    'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'
    — Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #5921
    Never read chat.
    — PhoenixMelior [2019-03-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #5920
    Ben's incompetence has saved us from an immediate diabetic coma.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #5919
    I was distracted by my egg child.
    — Serge [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #5918
    Why do you need to put sugar on sugar?
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #5917
    This smells like Quik went bad.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #5916
    I did not realize I was making this for human consumption.
    — Bengineering [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #5915
    Anything's edible if you try hard enough.
    — Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #5914
    I don't actually understand anything of what is going on here.
    — Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #5913
    'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'
    — Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5912
    'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'
    — Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #5911
    This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!
    — Wheeler [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive