Quotes – LRRbot

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#9559

The problem is I'm not killing them enough...

— Matt G [2026-04-13]
Devil Jam on Send Codes
#9558

I chose violence. Don't worry about it.

— James [2026-04-13]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#9557

What else is books?

— Cori [2026-04-09]
TR-49 on Talking Simulator
#9556

I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.

— Kathleen [2026-04-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9555

It isn't like it took away Toad's face.

— Paul [2026-04-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9554

I'm not a weirdo.

— Adam, Defensively [2026-04-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9553

I don't need to win, I need you to lose!

— Heather [2026-03-30]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#9552

I thought that the brown was gonna go down.

— Ben [2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9551

We have to mount this molehill!

— Serge [2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9550

The answer is not gun.

— Ian [2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9549

I refuse to impersonate Prostate Dracula.

— Graham [2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9548

Heather grew up in Brazil.

— Beej [2026-03-27]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9547

I'll booty blast at some point in time.

— Wheeler [2026-03-24]
Slay the Spire II on Is This Your Card?
#9546

The nice thing about killing your enemies is that it's profitable.

— Matt Griffiths [2026-03-23]
PinKeep on Send Codes
#9545

You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!

— Heather [2026-03-22]
Super Crazy Rhythm Castle on Rhythm Cafe
#9544

I was not a good kid.

— Heather [2026-03-20]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9542

There's no parking brake on the moon?!

— Alex [2026-03-17]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9541

Everything about League of Legends is great except the game.

— Bengineering [2026-03-17]
Riftbound on AFK
#9540

I can't take on TWO elephants!

— Ben [2026-03-16]
MIMESIS on Crossing the Streams
#9539

Remember: you're cool and sexy.....apparently.

— Paul [2026-03-13]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9538

Unless the cat is acting its ass off, I don't want to hear about the cat.

— Beej [2026-03-13]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9537

Oh, you want to go the legal method?

— Heather [2026-02-27]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9536

You have confirmation, Beej is a human.

— Graham [2026-02-26]
None on Unknown
#9535

That's like Florida man Doctor Who.

— Cameron [2026-02-24]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9534

Are you naked if you have shoes on?

— Nelson [2026-02-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams