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  1. #6277
    Everything's detachable with enough force.
    — Ian [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6276
    I gave him a -5 in engineering and a passion for engineering because I thought the combination was funny.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6275
    'I keep trying to get away with stuff and you won't let me.' 'I know. I'm a helper!'
    — Beej and Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6274
    I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6273
    What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6272
    If any of my blood happens to leave my body, please keep track of it for me.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6271
    I look at you and I already feel better about myself.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6270
    There's too many bones lying around this graveyard.
    — Graham [2019-08-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  9. #6269
    When someone asks if you want to kill a god, you say yes.
    — Beej [2019-08-04]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  10. #6268
    I wish I wasn't wearing pants.
    — Beej [2019-08-04]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  11. #6267
    I'm getting my TPK whether you like it or not.
    — Heather, gleefully [2019-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #6266
    I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much.
    — Beej [2019-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #6265
    I must protect him, he's an Idiot.
    — Adam [2019-08-03]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #6264
    He's a moron but I'm also a moron so nothing's good.
    — Adam [2019-08-03]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #6263
    English can eat my entire ass.
    — Alex [2019-07-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #6262
    Beej isn't here to laugh at me!
    — Alex, disappointedly [2019-07-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6261
    All mnemonics should be cheese-based.
    — Paul [2019-07-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6260
    I LOVE stealing from Ian.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-07-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6259
    Interesting, when I combined cat and child, I got chat.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  20. #6258
    The Key to winning in magic is to play against people with worse decks.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  21. #6257
    Come on wiffle doodle roodle, which is absolutely a card.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  22. #6256
    You feel the perfect buffing power of god running through your veins.
    — Adam Koebel [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6255
    Sit in the shame hole and repent.
    — Serge [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6254
    Listen, I'm at the bottom of a pit, I don't have any room to argue!
    — Adam, as Ugle [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6253
    Defy danger — the danger is your own stupidity.
    — Adam Koebel [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends