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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #9495
    You're just gonna have to believe me that I was right.
    — Graham [2025-12-02]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  2. #9494
    I'm one short of being able to suck everyone.
    — Bengineering [2025-11-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #9493
    It definitely tastes.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-25]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  4. #9492
    wait...the piss is for fun?
    — James [2025-11-25]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  5. #9491
    Kamehameha, British colonialists!
    — Ian [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9490
    Mikey. Michael, my brother. We have made decisions.
    — Dan Olson [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9489
    Dang it, he took my octothorpe!
    — Erika [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9488
    I'm real frickin' stubborn.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9487
    Excuse me sir, could you tell me where your cloaca is?
    — Kathleen [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9486
    'I thought you were a public bus.' 'Thank you!'
    — Dan Olson and Graham [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9485
    Slurp warning in about seven seconds ago.
    — Graham [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9484
    Creepy Doll's barking on the inside.
    — Carrie [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9483
    Ska is "everything is terrible and it sucks and I have a trumpet."
    — Julie [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9482
    I cause problems no matter what I'm wearing!
    — Julie
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9481
    It took us... 41 minutes to get to deep-throating hot dogs.
    — Wiggins [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9480
    Last time I stole something from a hospital it didn't go well.
    — Ian [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9479
    Sometimes the hard work means you die.
    — Graham [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9478
    I have already stabbed this over 44,000 times, and I'm not bored yet.
    — Emily [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9477
    That's why they call me "The Beef".
    — Graham [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9476
    Fleshy? Again?
    — Matt [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9475
    Why does this have ears? Questions for later.
    — Boomer [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9474
    Leave space for teeth.
    — Cori [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9473
    Hey, look at that, I'm smarter than the lego piece.
    — Beej [2025-11-19]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9472
    You can use slurp juice on more than one ape.
    — Ian [2025-11-18]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9471
    A lot of LRR employees *are* of beekeeping age.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-18]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope

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