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  1. #8367
    I like what I like and I don't care what you think.
    — Jacob [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #8366
    There are two genders: whale and chipmunk.
    — Cori [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #8365
    What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?
    — Beej [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #8364
    I will face aging and walk backwards into dinosaurs.
    — Beej [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #8363
    It's full of tinier crabs!
    — Graham [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #8362
    History is written by the VST.
    — Ian [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #8361
    Disconcerting: The Julie Experience.
    — Kathleen [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #8360
    Pink could never lie to me.
    — James [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #8359
    Cat! Cat! Coffee.
    — Carrie [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #8358
    Geese are raptors of the bird world.
    — Molly [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #8357
    Hey everyone! I'm a deep-fried meme!
    — Beej [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #8356
    You can have two mouths in your nose.
    — Paul [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #8355
    The tongue is the nose of the mouth.
    — Beej [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #8354
    Please, reintegrate the derivative of milk.
    — Ian [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #8353
    I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!
    — Ben [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #8352
    What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?
    — Max [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #8351
    I don't form memories during Desert Bus.
    — Cameron [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #8350
    They're so cool. They have little things floating in them.
    — Kathleen [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #8349
    Why do you like talking into a microphone? It's weird!
    — Serge [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #8348
    If you liked what you saw... money.
    — Cori [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #8347
    What does he have to scream about? He has a 3D printer.
    — Beej, referring to Ian [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #8346
    I get very egg.
    — Graham [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #8345
    Don't touch another wizard's wizard stick.
    — Graham [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #8344
    Just chow down on some gold.
    — Jordan [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #8343
    Belgium is just la petite France
    — Ian [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope