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  1. #7431
    They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining.
    — Ian [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  2. #7430
    Everything changes once you restarted everything.
    — Ian [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #7429
    I loaded into Rasputin's "underground area" if you catch my drift
    — Cameron [2020-12-31]
    Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
  4. #7428
    Shins, balls, orifice. Just like the nursery rhyme.
    — Graham [2020-12-31]
    Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
  5. #7427
    Instead of getting married I just went on a cruise ship. Twice!
    — Serge [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
  6. #7426
    Stop getting married, I can't afford to treat myself to things.
    — Serge [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
  7. #7425
    We don't need a healer if we don't get hit!
    — Heather [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Talking Simulator
  8. #7424
    If I take it, it becomes mine and then I'm not stealing things that aren't mine.
    — Heather [2015-10-28]
    None on Talking Simulator
  9. #7423
    Those are your Joe Kim eggs.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7422
    Minecraft is dumb.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7421
    We're basically just doing ZETA's thing.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7420
    Inside Beej is really funny.
    — Kathleen [2020-12-26]
    jackbox on Bonus Stream
  13. #7419
    I have enough hit points to tank this aubergine
    — Serge [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  14. #7418
    Double your starches, double your fun!
    — Cori [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  15. #7417
    Don't underestimate what jumping can do.
    — Cori [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  16. #7416
    It's Cristmas, Directions are reversed.
    — Bengeerining [2020-12-26]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  17. #7415
    Remember 3 years ago? That was this year!
    — Nelson [2020-12-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  18. #7414
    I'm a plumber! Not a murder mysteryist!
    — Heather [2020-12-25]
    Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
  19. #7413
    I don't like to use the word 'agenda' unless I'm scheming.
    — Heather [2020-12-25]
    Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
  20. #7412
    I went with my first and stupidest instincts.
    — Kathleen [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  21. #7411
    You can be a good person AND spiteful.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  22. #7410
    God, what's Alberta?
    — Kathleen [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  23. #7409
    No-one's gonna fall for Vladimir Putin.
    — Serge [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  24. #7408
    My main job is babysitter.
    — Serge [2020-12-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7407
    I'm ready to say yes to whatever you want to do.
    — Serge [2020-12-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock