Quotes – LRRbot

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#8895

I'm just gonna cast stuff now and die later. But I'm gonna cause all the problems I can in the meantime!

— Bengineering [2024-01-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8894

Beej has to eat all the trash ham himself.

— Heather [2024-01-19]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8893

Spoilers for.... something.

— Ian [2024-01-18]
Lupin the 3rd: The Typing on AFK
#8892

No! why is my sword out of ammo?!

— Alex [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8891

Why are the bondage catwomen so fast?

— Graham [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8890

I hate how the bones are wibbling .

— Graham [2024-01-17]
Games + Demos on AFK
#8889

Why do I always get interrupted by someone on a horse?

— Wheeler [2024-01-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8888

Every three years, Kirby kills another god.

— Beej [2024-01-12]
Just Chatting on The Long Game
#8887

I found all your clown pieces.

— Heather [2024-01-06]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8886

What part of the crab is ... the butt?

— Paul [2024-01-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8885

I say this with love, what's wrong with our chat?

— Wheeler [2024-01-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8884

I don't trust anything that has snow on it.

— Adam [2024-01-02]
Lethal Company on AFK
#8883

Everybody needs a good head dungeon.....you heard me.

— James [2024-01-02]
Minecraft on AFK
#8882

The wiggles make it come back!

— Cori [2024-01-01]
Art on LoadingReadyLive
#8881

5am is a crime its self, it doesn't need help.

— Heather [2024-01-01]
Baldur's Gate 3 on LoadingReadyLive
#8880

Ian!" "No!

— Graham and Ian [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8879

I have some feet left.

— Beej [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8878

Maybe some people in chat will know what I'm talking about.

— Kathleen [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8877

It's a good thing I learned a lot about Vaseline from Beej.

— Serge [2023-12-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#8876

I would not first-pick "foot".

— Serge [2023-12-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#8875

I like blocking.

— Adam [2023-12-29]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8874

Coffee's legit good.

— Serge [2023-12-27]
Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8873

We are in fact checking every wall for undigested bits of beef.

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8872

Hell yeah! Dark Souls this shit!

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8871

If you put your teeth through it, you have lost.

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight