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  1. #6634
    When has Cameron ever been wrong?
    — Adam [2019-12-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #6633
    I wouldn't try to mess with Heather.
    — Serge [2019-12-17]
    Slay the Spire on Talking Simulator
  3. #6632
    Do you remember all the pain I've experienced?
    — Serge [2019-12-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6631
    Nobody needs to see my face larger.
    — James [2019-12-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6630
    I would sacrifice it all for a moose.
    — James [2019-12-16]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #6629
    Hi, I'm Ian and I'm angry about software and computers.
    — Ian [2019-12-15]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6628
    LRRbot will be around forever.
    — Heather [2019-12-15]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #6627
    Gotta do it for the quote.
    — Heather [2019-12-15]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #6626
    Am I the villain if they deserve it?
    — Adam [2019-12-14]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #6625
    Don't be so hard on yourself, you've been useless since the beginning.
    — Adam [2019-12-14]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #6624
    Everything west of the polar bear is mine.
    — Graham [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #6623
    I'm not dealing with real things today.
    — Ian [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #6622
    Here's a bag of legs.
    — Graham [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #6621
    Boy, I just had a flashback to prison there.
    — Ian [2019-12-11]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  15. #6620
    It's all on you, Nude Dennis.
    — Ben [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #6619
    It ain't gonna get easier on the back side.
    — Paul [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6618
    We want you to be perfectly aware of your own mortality.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6617
    I'll jump on those hangry ghouls with you.
    — Bengineering, to Beej [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6616
    What would a naked cat rogue do?
    — Beej [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6615
    Can I borrow your meat shields again?
    — Cori, to Ben [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #6614
    Mike Holmes would be so upset with all of you!
    — Bengineering [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6613
    How do I...anything?
    — Alex [2019-12-11]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  23. #6612
    A ship is just a boat that's been stretched.
    — Alex [2019-12-11]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  24. #6611
    Nobody knows what anything means anymore.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6610
    If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you.
    — Serge [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock