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  1. #9614
    I think I know how to chomp.
    — Ian [2026-07-05]
    Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #9613
    There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.
    — Beej [2026-07-05]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  3. #9612
    Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.
    — Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #9611
    I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.
    — Serge [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #9610
    If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.
    — Nelson [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #9609
    What are you giggling about?" "Cards.
    — Angel and Wheeler [2026-10-16]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9608
    They're used to my bullshit!
    — Beej, on lying to chat [2026-07-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  8. #9607
    We need more white guys with microphones.
    — James [2026-06-30]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  9. #9606
    What am I saying to Bro?
    — Graham [2026-06-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #9605
    You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.
    — Heather [2026-06-26]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  11. #9604
    Why did we cave to the kink?
    — Bengineering [2026-06-23]
    None on Good Morning Moonbase
  12. #9603
    The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.
    — Bengineering [2026-06-22]
    R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
  13. #9602
    The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.
    — Nelson [2026-06-19]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  14. #9601
    'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'
    — Beej and Heather [2026-06-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  15. #9600
    Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  16. #9599
    What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.
    — Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  17. #9598
    Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
    — Heather [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  18. #9597
    Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  19. #9596
    Cadillacs fuck!
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  20. #9595
    Why am I excited to perform for birds?
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  21. #9594
    no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.
    — Nelson [2026-06-11]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  22. #9593
    I look pretty!
    — James, said with a box on his head. [2026-06-09]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  23. #9592
    The best thing about video games is I don't have to touch real fish.
    — Heather [2026-06-08]
    None on Unknown
  24. #9591
    If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.
    — Ian [2026-06-08]
    Sledding Game on Crossing the Streams
  25. #9590
    I wasn't the first person to say something mean!
    — Angel [2026-06-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight