Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9330
When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.
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Ian
[2025-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
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#9329
If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.
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Ian
[2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
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#9328
The sushi is coming.
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Ian,
ominously
[2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
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#9327
Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?
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Ian
[2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9326
The rat is going to eat the fist of god...
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Jacob
[2025-06-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9325
By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it.
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Nelson
[2025-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#9324
Anyone can make a press release. No one can stop you.
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Ian
[2025-06-08]
Afterlove EP on Rhythm Cafe
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#9323
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm a quitter.
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James
[2025-06-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#9322
Now I'm an adult with no sense of cringe.
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Ben
[2025-06-02]
South of Midnight on Play it Forward
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#9321
Stop yappin', start yummin'!
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Serge
[2025-05-31]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9320
Jacob has promised to be totally normal.
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Ben
[2025-05-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9319
'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software.
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Molly
[2025-05-28]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#9318
The bottom tastes different from the top.
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Jacob
[2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9317
I think I want to pull us out of the zorb hole.
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Andrew
[2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9316
That's all you guys, and a moose!
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Jordynne
[2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9315
It's 10 PM. Life is melting.
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TQ
[2025-05-23]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9314
You're winning by sleeping, and you're winning by winning.
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Kolin
[2025-05-23]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9313
This has Toowoomba vibes, to me.
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Dan Olson
[2025-05-23]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9312
i like knife.
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TQ
[2025-05-23]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
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#9311
You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.
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Beej
[2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9310
I swear there was a word horse in here!
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Ian
[2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9309
My cronch cannot be handled.
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Cameron
[2025-05-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9308
I can't think of a different way of saying it, but James is a quitter.
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Adam
[2025-05-16]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#9307
I can not bonemeal to completion.
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Serge
[2025-05-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#9306
I keep getting dragged into hell by Heather!
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Jacob
[2025-05-12]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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