Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7147

At least let me get the kill before you kill me.

— Serge [2020-08-22]
VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7146

I have a big delete button and I use it very aggressively now.

— Heather [2020-08-21]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7145

They put me in charge. Whoopsie!

— Bengineering [2020-08-21]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7143

I'm nothing if not physically intimidating.

— Cameron [2020-08-19]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Crossing the Streams
#7142

That really McFucking sucks.

— Alex [2020-08-19]
Carrion on Play it Forward
#7141

BBQ sauce on my tities.

— Alex [2020-08-19]
Carrion on Play it Forward
#7140

Replace the pig proxies.

— RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7139

Flesh at least stacks with it's self.

— RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7138

You're out here playing checkers, I'm playing 5-dimensional chess.

— serge [2020-08-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7137

I have decided that math is for suckers.

— James [2020-08-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7136

Rock star is a state of mind.

— RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7135

When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7134

'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'

— Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7133

'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'

— Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7132

You have a thing! It looks pretentious.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7131

Don't listen to Dale.

— Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7130

You can take your glittery self and hide as much as you like.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7129

I perform better when I'm hungry.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7128

This is my room where I make rockets to kill god.

— Nelson [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7127

I guess the game of talking animals has some fantasy elements.

— Cameron, on blue roses [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7126

It's the Graveyard! how tasteful.

— Kathleen [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7125

Just let the camel spit in my mouth, that's all I need.

— Beej [2020-08-14]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#7124

Well, at least I got that pigeon ass.

— Cori [2020-08-12]
Fall Guys on Play it Forward
#7123

I got chumbawabuma'd!

— James [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7122

If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.

— Serge [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock