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  1. #8981
    The rules are simple: you may not suck.
    — James [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #8980
    I NEED THAT IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY!
    — Jacob [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #8979
    Now we're all late, clogged with fried cake.
    — Cameron [2024-04-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #8978
    My face wants to leave my face.
    — Beej [2024-04-26]
    Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #8977
    What's the point of being a fucking queer if you can't talk about your feelings?
    — Wheeler [2024-04-26]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #8976
    If I had a time machine, I would prevent mayonaise.
    — Cameron [2024-04-23]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
  7. #8975
    'We're nominally smart people.''...sure.'
    — RebelliousUno and James [2024-04-23]
    Raft on Bonus Stream
  8. #8974
    What is your job if not curating the crimes?
    — Molly, to DandyGeek [2024-04-22]
    Music on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8973
    Sometimes you go to the store and you buy repercussions, and then you can hand them out to people.
    — Heather [2024-04-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8972
    'Getting fived and tenned' sounds like a sex thing.
    — Beej [2024-04-19]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  11. #8971
    The real terror is the content we made along the way.
    — Paul [2024-04-16]
    Content Warning on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8970
    If I flash animated this in 2008 I'd be a millionaire.
    — Featherweight [2024-04-15]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8969
    Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice.
    — Ian [2024-04-14]
    Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8968
    I have never felt my asshole get that tight.
    — Jacob [2024-04-12]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #8967
    I'm about to pay for your sins.
    — Ben Ulmer, to Graham [2024-04-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8966
    I JUST TWEET.
    — RayFK [2024-04-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8965
    Why does the asking nicely always work?
    — James [2024-04-09]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8964
    If you're always confident, eventually it'll turn out right.
    — Paul [2024-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8963
    10/10 crying really does that for you, I guess.
    — Az [2024-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8962
    Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?
    — Heather, to Ian [2024-04-07]
    Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
  21. #8961
    You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?
    — Ian [2024-04-07]
    Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
  22. #8960
    None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
    — Graham [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #8959
    Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
    — Nelson [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #8958
    Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
    — Cori [2024-04-01]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8957
    This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
    — Graham [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight