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#9461
Grab yourself a nice, healthy pinch of words.
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Ben
[2025-11-17]
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#9460
I appreciate that you didn't just thicken the donkey sauce.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-17]
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#9459
The game where you can win anyone's heart with mayonnaise may not have been entirely truthful.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-17]
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#9458
Not *all* of my tchotchkes are radioactive.
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Alex
[2025-11-17]
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#9457
Look, we all know that you need underwear.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-17]
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#9456
You can make those donuts with as many human parts as you want.
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Meghan
[2025-11-17]
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#9455
I haven't gone to bed yet and I haven't encountered the police, it's still the same day.
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Andrew
[2025-11-17]
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#9454
Quoth the raven: "Sup girl."
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Matt
[2025-11-17]
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#9453
What's inside of me? Darkness! That sounds about right.
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James
[2025-11-17]
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#9452
Just be glad I use my stabbing for good.
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Emily
[2025-11-17]
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#9451
Maybe we can't crank this thing, but we are going to finish it.
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Beej
[2025-11-17]
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#9450
I don't feel anything anymore. I gave it up for Lent.
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Jordynne
[2025-11-16]
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#9449
You could give each other engraved yaoi paddles!
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Julie
[2025-11-16]
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#9448
Is Blathers going to accept my bones?
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Wiggins
[2025-11-16]
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#9447
Old, wise people should not be the main characters of books.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-16]
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#9446
Give me a toilet word!
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Meghan
[2025-11-16]
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#9445
The crank box is getting heavy.
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Graham
[2025-11-16]
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#9444
You have to eat a cake's worth of cake.
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James
[2025-11-16]
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#9443
Thank you for lying. That means a lot to me.
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Wheeler
[2025-11-11]
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#9442
Who doesn't need both of their feet?
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Ian
[2025-11-15]
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#9441
They gave me a car and I don't know how to drive!
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Jordynne,
excitedly
[2025-11-15]
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#9440
There's bits in every corner of my mouth.
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Dan Olson
[2025-11-15]
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#9439
God, I hope I go back to jail.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-15]
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#9438
I'm an all-around menace and a she/her.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-15]
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#9437
Let me crank! Let me crank! Let me crank!
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James
[2025-11-15]
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