Quotes – LRRbot

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#6659

Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??

— Heather [2019-12-26]
None on AFK
#6658

Sorry about Philadelphia.

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6657

I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6656

Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?

— Ben, to Beej [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6655

I know about whale-fucking, baby!

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6654

I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019.

— Kathleen [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6653

Why do you need all those things in one thing?!

— Adam [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6652

'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'

— Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6651

I must protect my fur baby forever!

— Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6650

Live with your monstrosities!!

— Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6649

I'm worse than children.

— Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6648

You can't stop me, I'm player 2!

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6647

I don't play hard video games, I only play Hollow Knight.

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6646

It's called a garbage can, not eating them.

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6645

Stop it! Stop having babies!

— Cori [2019-12-24]
Blade Runner on Bonus Stream
#6644

Bug James instead.

— Heather [2019-12-22]
Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
#6643

Words have meaning, which is why I like to make up so many words.

— Ian [2019-12-22]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6642

We can't put our face through the cat anus.

— Graham [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6641

Your turn is coming!

— Heather, while pointing menacingly at Beej. [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6640

This is definitely a three-bears situation. Too soft, too hard, both!

— Heather [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6639

I think I might have actually succeeded in spite of myself.

— Ian [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6638

That seems like a James problem

— Cameron [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6637

Now that's what I call a plate of hot brown.

— Ian [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6636

That was a weird thing to say at this moment in time, Cameron.

— Cameron [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
#6635

'I think this is a noble first attempt.' 'Well you only get one attempt.'

— Cameron and Graham [2019-12-21]
Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive