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  1. #6512
    'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'
    — Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
    Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
  2. #6511
    Chat, go be nice to James.
    — Cameron [2019-10-22]
    Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
  3. #6510
    Well we cheated, and we did the easier one, but we did it!
    — James [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6509
    I'd like to get out of you so I could see please.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6508
    If anything, I'm the hero that Chat deserves.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6507
    How many times can we count James' hubris?
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6506
    We're not cheating a cow this far forward.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6505
    I'll be the judge of whether or not you're an idiot.
    — Serge, to James [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6504
    Autojump was a mistake!
    — RebelliousUno [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6503
    If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!
    — Serge [2019-10-21]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  11. #6502
    'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6501
    I never skip finger day.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6500
    I never want people to be unhappy. Have you met me?
    — Serge [2019-10-19]
    Moonlighter on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  14. #6499
    Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now.
    — Paul [2019-10-17]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6498
    Her hitbox showed up before she did.
    — Alex [2019-10-17]
    Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
  16. #6497
    Believe in the me that believes in me.
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6496
    You left the door open and let the fire zombies in! You absolute melon!
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6495
    If it ain't wool, don't get greedy.
    — Serge [2019-10-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6494
    Our car is an anime villain.
    — Adam [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #6493
    I generally drive until my tummy tells me to stop.
    — James [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #6492
    We're the consulate general of the weeb nation.
    — Alex [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #6491
    How many lives has this car ruined, that's the real question.
    — Adam [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #6490
    If I don't get scurvy on this, it won't feel like an authentic adventure.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #6489
    Who needs air conditioning when you don't have a roof?
    — James [2019-10-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #6488
    Wyrmwood Gaming: Ian Has a Slogan
    — Kathleen [2019-10-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends