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  1. #7764
    If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.
    — James [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7763
    There are no consequences!
    — Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7762
    I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.
    — Heather [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7761
    Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.
    — Ian [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7760
    Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.
    — Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  6. #7759
    I got exhausted by my own joke.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-04]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  7. #7758
    'What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'
    — James and Serge [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7757
    Hi, are you a horse?
    — James, to a cow [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7756
    You can make anything work with Baby Shark.
    — James [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7755
    Paul is timeless.
    — Adam [2021-08-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7754
    My eyeball is gonna grow so much from this.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  12. #7753
    'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'
    — Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  13. #7752
    Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  14. #7751
    I'm worried about this chicken.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-30]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward
  15. #7750
    This is what you wanted, Turner.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-29]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  16. #7749
    You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-28]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  17. #7748
    They're very heavy lies, Paul. They're not meant for taking.
    — Heather [2021-08-27]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  18. #7747
    Project CARS is the Dark Souls of driving games.
    — Ian [2021-08-26]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  19. #7746
    Ok, ok, ok, ok.......ASS!
    — Serge [2021-08-24]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7745
    Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?
    — Cori [2021-08-23]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7744
    I said it in my happy voice! That immediately makes it non-threatening.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7743
    Just accept that we're strange and everything will be okay.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7742
    Anything that looks easy is always more work than you think.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7741
    What are you trying to show us Ian?
    — Fugi [2021-08-22]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  25. #7740
    All roads lead to the subocean.
    — Cori [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG