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  1. #8209
    Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore.
    — Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
    Cult of the Lamb on fnpf
  2. #8208
    Don't make me pray away your butts away again.
    — Serge [2022-09-03]
    Cult of the Lamb on fnpf
  3. #8207
    Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!
    — Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  4. #8206
    I don't read the comments often, but I'll be reading the comments on this one!
    — James [2022-09-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  5. #8205
    Beej! Stop ruining art!
    — Heather [2022-09-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #8204
    The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #8203
    oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #8202
    Wake up, new skins just dropped.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #8201
    Oh no why do they also love poop?
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #8200
    I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.
    — Wheeler [2022-08-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #8199
    That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.
    — Ben, to Adam [2022-08-30]
    FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
  12. #8198
    Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8197
    If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.
    — Ben [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8196
    Keep some slush for gas.
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8195
    I am essentially a toddler!
    — Adam, as Oliver [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  16. #8194
    What's your Dad Roll?
    — Jacob [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  17. #8193
    I trust Adam to wreak havoc.
    — Cameron [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  18. #8192
    With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.
    — Heather [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  19. #8191
    People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8190
    Being rowdy makes me itchy.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #8189
    What are these pants?!
    — Serge [2022-08-23]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8188
    Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.
    — Serge [2022-08-22]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8187
    I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8186
    I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8185
    We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.
    — Jacob [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends