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  1. #9451
    Maybe we can't crank this thing, but we are going to finish it.
    — Beej [2025-11-17]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9450
    I don't feel anything anymore. I gave it up for Lent.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9449
    You could give each other engraved yaoi paddles!
    — Julie [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9448
    Is Blathers going to accept my bones?
    — Wiggins [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9447
    Old, wise people should not be the main characters of books.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9446
    Give me a toilet word!
    — Meghan [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9445
    The crank box is getting heavy.
    — Graham [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9444
    You have to eat a cake's worth of cake.
    — James [2025-11-16]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9443
    Thank you for lying. That means a lot to me.
    — Wheeler [2025-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9442
    Who doesn't need both of their feet?
    — Ian [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9441
    They gave me a car and I don't know how to drive!
    — Jordynne, excitedly [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9440
    There's bits in every corner of my mouth.
    — Dan Olson [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9439
    God, I hope I go back to jail.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9438
    I'm an all-around menace and a she/her.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9437
    Let me crank! Let me crank! Let me crank!
    — James [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9436
    Someone buy my pickle-husband!
    — Cori [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9435
    Cheese-chan, what's your lactose content?
    — Jordynne [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9434
    Are you creating pepperoni matrices?
    — Ian [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9433
    Bones still have bears.
    — Ian [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9432
    I am the nose man.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9431
    The worst part is that they're *sometimes* wearing clothes.
    — Erika, about the Chipettes [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9430
    Oh, that's a lot, I don't think I could steal all of them.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9429
    We're like peanut butter and vinegar!
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9428
    Wifi is like a trapdoor spider.
    — Adam [2025-11-12]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  25. #9427
    I love a good glaze!!
    — Ben, indignantly [2025-11-11]
    SILENT HILL ƒ on Let's NOPE