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  1. #8392
    Foiled by legs AGAIN!
    — Cori [2022-12-13]
    Heavenly Bodies on Talking Simulator
  2. #8391
    I get told no a lot.
    — Ian [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8390
    The bones of it are mostly there.
    — Heather [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8389
    Who is that happy? and why?
    — Ben Soileau [2022-12-09]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  5. #8388
    There's one thing you're not supposed to do and we're gonna do that.
    — Cori [2022-12-07]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  6. #8387
    In my defence I was left unsupervised.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-12-06]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8386
    Should we just put the trombone into this?
    — Nelson [2022-12-05]
    Music on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8385
    How do I make it noon? How do I make it noon?!
    — Heather [2022-12-04]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8384
    We're going to be wandering around with an oddly smooth Mozart.
    — Ian [2022-12-04]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8383
    It's not in my job description to validate Serge.
    — James [2022-11-29]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8382
    There's no time to figure out buttons, Heather's on a warpath.
    — Ben [2022-11-28]
    Fantasy Strike on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8381
    We're not planning to do any crimes today.
    — Cori [2022-11-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8380
    That's some good veinage on that frog fist.
    — Ian [2022-11-27]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8379
    Open your nozzle! Become open for me!
    — Ian [2022-11-24]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  15. #8378
    Oh god, what did I just do? There was a button. I pressed it. We're never doing that again.
    — Cameron [2022-11-22]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  16. #8377
    I just shot my goo on myself.
    — Wheeler [2022-11-21]
    Fortnite on Let's NOPE
  17. #8376
    I'm only gonna pet you with one hand, deal with it.
    — Angel [2022-11-21]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #8375
    This is the ball of a champion.
    — Erika [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #8374
    It's nice that there's committees.
    — Beej [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #8373
    I believe in Beej's gut more than his lying face.
    — Paul [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #8372
    All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone.
    — Jordan [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #8371
    Do we wanna give away some shifty wood?
    — Graham [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #8370
    Don't you put it in your lungs.
    — Julie, singing [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #8369
    Corn. Train. Different thing.
    — Jacob [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #8368
    We can fit so many people in this Beej.
    — Erika [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope