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#9189

I know there are fresh legs in the Friend Zone!

— Jordan [2024-11-15]
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#9188

I was wrong on the Internet and I shouldn't have been.

— Carrie [2024-11-15]
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#9187

Maybe this 30 year old toy is a little broken.

— James [2024-11-15]
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#9186

Thick Tang is something you can do on your own.

— Paul [2024-11-15]
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#9185

I think I just saw why you were confused about the balls.

— Matthews, to Beej [2024-11-15]
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#9184

Even crabs get sad sometimes.

— Boomer [2024-11-15]
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#9183

You bet. I can do the same thing all day.

— Beej [2024-11-15]
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#9182

People should not be able to make Crapshots by just recording life!

— Ian [2024-11-14]
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#9181

I love when Ian just says words.

— Graham [2024-11-14]
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#9180

The pollen goes right to the soul!

— Jordan [2024-11-14]
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#9179

SALT DOESN'T GO THERE!

— Ian [2024-11-14]
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#9178

Was Walter Cronkite a dog of wisdom??

— Ian [2024-11-14]
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#9177

Julie, in all caps, wants an axe.

— Graham [2024-11-14]
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#9176

What does a two look like?!

— Ben [2024-11-14]
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#9175

The color was fish?

— Graham [2024-11-14]
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#9174

I'm keeping us all out of prison, and I think that's what's important.

— Beej, on Business Management [2024-11-14]
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#9173

I learned there's another, larger knife somewhere in this building and I'm going to find it.

— Julie [2024-11-13]
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#9172

You have to wear a shirt, dammit! Not everything is free for you!

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9171

You don't want to use a complicated AI script, because that's essentially invoking god.

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9170

I'm so excited to eat some wets.

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9169

All hail Long Frog!

— James [2024-11-13]
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#9168

I'm taking your pancreas.

— Ian [2024-11-13]
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#9167

Please French responsibly.

— Graham [2024-11-12]
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#9166

I think I've got my release dialed in.

— Ian [2024-11-12]
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#9165

I wanted to wash the Cheech off my hands.

— Graham [2024-11-12]
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