Quotes – LRRbot

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#9252

How do I take my cloths off?

— Nelson [2025-01-30]
Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9251

Stab? Bladder?

— Graham [2025-01-29]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9250

Let's make a tower of Jeffs.

— Matt [2025-01-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9249

Please everyone enjoy a spurpy feeling.

— Ian [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9248

If I'm your favourite Blorbo, stop that shit right now.

— Adam [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9247

People get horny at the Olympics, right?

— Beej [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9246

I am committing a national crime, I believe.

— Ian [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9245

It's where the phrase "I've got skin in the game" comes from.

— Ian, of Counter-Strike 2 [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9244

Do we *have* to care about Calgary?

— Ben [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9243

I'll take a shot in the mouth from a popcorn bucket.

— Adam [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9242

Does Netflix have porn?

— Kathleen [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9241

Boeing is an onomatopoeia.

— Cameron [2025-01-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9240

Don't test me. I have a lot of powers.

— Heather [2025-01-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9239

With enough doors you can attack and dethrone God.

— Serge [2025-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9237

Whatever happens now is not my fault!

— Cori [2025-01-07]
Egg Squeeze on Talking Simulator
#9236

Pigs don't give milk. We're out.

— James [2025-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9235

I think I'm really funny sometimes.

— Adam [2025-01-06]
Just Chatting on dice friends
#9234

Chekhov has no power in my games.

— Jacob [2025-01-06]
Just Chatting on dice friends
#9233

I'm not that kind of monster." "Are you just drafting hard control?

— Serge and Bengineering [2025-01-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9232

Oh, I do understand; you're a goblin.

— Beej, about Heather [2025-01-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9231

Just trying to get to the point where Adam calls me a piece of shit.

— Nelson [2025-01-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9230

Of all the things you've said on stream, THAT'S the one you're embarrassed by?

— Paul, to Ian [2025-01-02]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#9229

2025 is the year of Piss-Christ.

— Serge [2025-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#9228

Ooh, mommy tasta!

— Serge [2025-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#9227

Oh, the ball shouldn't go in there." "The balls go where the balls go.

— Cori and Cam [2024-12-31]
XENOTILT: HOSTILE PINBALL ACTION on Talking Simulator