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  1. #6659
    Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??
    — Heather [2019-12-26]
    None on AFK
  2. #6658
    Sorry about Philadelphia.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  3. #6657
    I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  4. #6656
    Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?
    — Ben, to Beej [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  5. #6655
    I know about whale-fucking, baby!
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  6. #6654
    I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019.
    — Kathleen [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  7. #6653
    Why do you need all those things in one thing?!
    — Adam [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  8. #6652
    'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'
    — Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  9. #6651
    I must protect my fur baby forever!
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  10. #6650
    Live with your monstrosities!!
    — Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  11. #6649
    I'm worse than children.
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  12. #6648
    You can't stop me, I'm player 2!
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  13. #6647
    I don't play hard video games, I only play Hollow Knight.
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  14. #6646
    It's called a garbage can, not eating them.
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  15. #6645
    Stop it! Stop having babies!
    — Cori [2019-12-24]
    Blade Runner on Bonus Stream
  16. #6644
    Bug James instead.
    — Heather [2019-12-22]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #6643
    Words have meaning, which is why I like to make up so many words.
    — Ian [2019-12-22]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  18. #6642
    We can't put our face through the cat anus.
    — Graham [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #6641
    Your turn is coming!
    — Heather, while pointing menacingly at Beej. [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #6640
    This is definitely a three-bears situation. Too soft, too hard, both!
    — Heather [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #6639
    I think I might have actually succeeded in spite of myself.
    — Ian [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #6638
    That seems like a James problem
    — Cameron [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #6637
    Now that's what I call a plate of hot brown.
    — Ian [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #6636
    That was a weird thing to say at this moment in time, Cameron.
    — Cameron [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #6635
    'I think this is a noble first attempt.' 'Well you only get one attempt.'
    — Cameron and Graham [2019-12-21]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive