Quotes – LRRbot

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#9441

They gave me a car and I don't know how to drive!

— Jordynne, excitedly [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9440

There's bits in every corner of my mouth.

— Dan Olson [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9439

God, I hope I go back to jail.

— Kathleen [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9438

I'm an all-around menace and a she/her.

— Kathleen [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9437

Let me crank! Let me crank! Let me crank!

— James [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9436

Someone buy my pickle-husband!

— Cori [2025-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9435

Cheese-chan, what's your lactose content?

— Jordynne [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9434

Are you creating pepperoni matrices?

— Ian [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9433

Bones still have bears.

— Ian [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9432

I am the nose man.

— Jordynne [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9431

The worst part is that they're *sometimes* wearing clothes.

— Erika, about the Chipettes [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9430

Oh, that's a lot, I don't think I could steal all of them.

— Kathleen [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9429

We're like peanut butter and vinegar!

— Kathleen [2025-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9428

Wifi is like a trapdoor spider.

— Adam [2025-11-12]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9427

I love a good glaze!!

— Ben, indignantly [2025-11-11]
SILENT HILL ƒ on Let's NOPE
#9426

I think those were lies that I just said.

— Heather [2025-11-08]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9425

We're giving up on the CUP, we're going to the Circus!

— Cori [2025-11-06]
Baby Steps on Talking Simulator
#9424

Of course I'm weird.

— Beej [2025-11-04]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9423

The slime is the best part, according to those who enjoy it.

— Graham [2025-11-01]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9422

It's a shockingly realistic cockroach. It glows in the dark.

— Graham [2025-11-01]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9421

I suppose I am some surfaces.

— Cameron [2025-11-01]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9420

The butt thing was off.

— Serge [2025-11-01]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9419

He has the sensitive eyes of a Pete.

— Kathleen [2025-11-01]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9418

What's Peter Molyneux's job?

— Heather [2025-10-31]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9417

Everybody can have a little bit of yearning, as a treat.

— Kathleen [2025-10-28]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase