LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Don't punch the fire box.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex takes the reigns of Play it Forward with 2009's Demon's Souls. Game: Demon's Souls) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (1:18 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #6302
    I like to make ludicrous claims just because they're awesome when they happen.
    — Heather [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6301
    If you think you have a hat that fit's Graham's head, you don't and it needs to be bigger.
    — Heather [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6300
    Eventually I've gotta hit with the Dalai Lama.
    — Cameron [2019-08-10]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #6299
    Vegas: it's like Seattle, but hotter and more southern.
    — Ian [2019-08-08]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #6298
    Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6297
    My business is my own, well mine and the toilet's.
    — Alex [2019-08-08]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  7. #6296
    Humble me, dammit!
    — Bengineering [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6295
    Sometimes you're the crok and sometimes you're the nole.
    — Paul [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #6294
    Let's do adequate!
    — Kathleen [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #6293
    What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?
    — Cameron [2019-08-06]
    Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
  11. #6292
    Put it in me, I'm so excited.
    — Cameron [2019-08-06]
    Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
  12. #6291
    1.5.2: just the way Richard Garfield intended minecraft to be.
    — James [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6290
    You're fine, just believe and eat.
    — Serge, on dealing with being on fire [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6289
    I regret my decisions.
    — James [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6288
    'I got everything I wanted this evening, but not in the way I wanted it. At all.' 'You've played with Dale, then.'
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6287
    Even without a TPK I win. I always win.
    — Heather, on Tech [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6286
    Consent is queen.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6285
    'Because you're my friend, I will take this burden on for you.' 'We met 2 hours ago!'
    — Dale and Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6284
    'I regret my decision.' 'I regret your decision too.'
    — Beej and Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6283
    You just tell me me how things are going to be, and I make them fair.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6282
    I asked the DM if something was fair, and that was my mistake.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6281
    You pulled my pinkie out of my friend, can you reattach it?
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6280
    I would like to get my hand back before we go anywhere.
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6279
    Umm .. my friend. My wonderful, wonderful friend. My ... beautiful friend whom I've just met and known for five minutes, WHAT have you DONE?
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6278
    God is not here.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends