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  1. #7552
    I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done.
    — Paul [2021-03-31]
    Death Stranding on Let's NOPE
  2. #7551
    your dad HYUCKS
    — Jordan [2021-03-30]
    None on Let's NOPE
  3. #7550
    I'm a big fan of our wind farm.
    — James, said just before farting in game. [2021-03-30]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7549
    Where are you? I need you for science.
    — James [2021-03-29]
    Escape From Tarkov on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7548
    I am going to *end* this towel boy.
    — Erika, menacingly [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7547
    'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'
    — Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7546
    kids ARE ugly, just look at them.
    — Beej [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  8. #7545
    Fires are actually pretty lethal.
    — Heather [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  9. #7544
    You can cover anything with blood, and it's funny.
    — Molly Lewis [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  10. #7543
    I don't trust horny any more.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  11. #7542
    Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.
    — Wheeler [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  12. #7541
    I chose spiders over this.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  13. #7540
    I've been lying for like years.
    — Cameron [2021-03-23]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  14. #7539
    I gasp in shock as a bonus action.
    — Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7538
    I'll keep fighting things until we make friends.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7537
    If you have terracotta headcheese, I don't know what you're doing wrong.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7536
    I'm just clueless as a joke.
    — Beej [2021-03-19]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
  18. #7535
    'Stealing is bad Serge.' 'But from my perspective it's good.'
    — Adam and Serge [2021-03-17]
    Magic: Legends on Let's NOPE
  19. #7534
    I'll leave a well aged brown on your desk!
    — Cameron [2021-03-16]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  20. #7533
    My head is a plane and I am the pilot.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7532
    Why bridge when I can yeet?
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7531
    You can win any argument by repeating 'It's not my fault.'
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7530
    The bears stole our good Alien movies! ...I'll hunt them through the universe.
    — Cameron [2021-03-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7529
    Is everyone else malfunctioning in the same way I am?
    — Alex, as Gray [2021-03-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7528
    What are friends for if not to shoot them at obstacles?
    — Heather [2021-03-14]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe