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  1. #9356
    This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.
    — Adam [2025-07-29]
    Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
  2. #9355
    I know you were all talking about that, but I wasn't listening.
    — Kathleen [2025-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  3. #9354
    Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!
    — Adam [2025-07-29]
    DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream
  4. #9353
    No! We're not getting the crabs high!
    — Adam [2025-07-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Bonus Stream
  5. #9351
    I'm a fucking athlete James!
    — Adam, after doing one (1) somersault. [2025-07-28]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  6. #9350
    That's means we've got an hour for malfeasance and shenanigans!
    — Kathleen [2025-07-28]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  7. #9349
    I applied Shrek all over the shirt.
    — Cori [2025-07-23]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  8. #9348
    Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.
    — Adam [2025-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #9347
    Your parents can feel your big dick energy.
    — Beej [2025-07-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #9346
    Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.
    — Cameron [2025-07-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #9345
    The content is now inside of me.
    — Beej [2025-07-18]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #9344
    I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.
    — Kathleen [2025-07-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #9343
    That's not how grown-ups release video games.
    — Beej [2025-07-11]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  14. #9342
    I have an oily coating now!
    — Cori [2025-06-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #9341
    Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.
    — Adam [2025-06-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #9340
    No! Not the space waffles!
    — Heather [2025-06-28]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  17. #9339
    Cats have no ass.
    — Wheeler [2025-06-25]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  18. #9338
    I don't know what's happening, and I don't like any of it!
    — Jacob [2025-06-23]
    Override: Mech City Brawl on Crossing the Streams
  19. #9337
    If you're ever wondering, we can always explode.
    — Paul [2025-06-23]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  20. #9336
    I just assume we're the problem, mostly because I try to be the problem.
    — Heather [2025-06-23]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  21. #9335
    It's like the old saying: goes together like cats and snails.
    — Paul [2025-06-21]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  22. #9334
    Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.
    — Nelson [2025-06-16]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  23. #9333
    It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you.
    — Paul [2025-06-16]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  24. #9332
    I dogged instead of dodged!
    — Cori [2025-06-15]
    Neva on Bonus Stream
  25. #9331
    It's not even a sex thing.
    — Ian [2025-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner