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  1. #9335
    It's like the old saying: goes together like cats and snails.
    — Paul [2025-06-21]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  2. #9334
    Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.
    — Nelson [2025-06-16]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  3. #9333
    It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you.
    — Paul [2025-06-16]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  4. #9332
    I dogged instead of dodged!
    — Cori [2025-06-15]
    Neva on Bonus Stream
  5. #9331
    It's not even a sex thing.
    — Ian [2025-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  6. #9330
    When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.
    — Ian [2025-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  7. #9329
    If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.
    — Ian [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  8. #9328
    The sushi is coming.
    — Ian, ominously [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  9. #9327
    Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?
    — Ian [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  10. #9326
    The rat is going to eat the fist of god...
    — Jacob [2025-06-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #9325
    By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it.
    — Nelson [2025-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #9324
    Anyone can make a press release. No one can stop you.
    — Ian [2025-06-08]
    Afterlove EP on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #9323
    If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm a quitter.
    — James [2025-06-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #9322
    Now I'm an adult with no sense of cringe.
    — Ben [2025-06-02]
    South of Midnight on Play it Forward
  15. #9321
    Stop yappin', start yummin'!
    — Serge [2025-05-31]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #9320
    Jacob has promised to be totally normal.
    — Ben [2025-05-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #9319
    'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software.
    — Molly [2025-05-28]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  18. #9318
    The bottom tastes different from the top.
    — Jacob [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9317
    I think I want to pull us out of the zorb hole.
    — Andrew [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9316
    That's all you guys, and a moose!
    — Jordynne [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9315
    It's 10 PM. Life is melting.
    — TQ [2025-05-23]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9314
    You're winning by sleeping, and you're winning by winning.
    — Kolin [2025-05-23]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9313
    This has Toowoomba vibes, to me.
    — Dan Olson [2025-05-23]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9312
    i like knife.
    — TQ [2025-05-23]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9311
    You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.
    — Beej [2025-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams