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  1. #5789
    I'm gonna hit you a lot.
    — Kathleen, as DM [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5788
    Love with your heart, not your hands.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5787
    I'm cool! I'm hip with the kids!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #5786
    What could go wrong?
    — Serge [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5785
    Ahaha! My eagle eyes have seen the future!
    — Alex [2019-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #5784
    I love all coffee.
    — Serge [2019-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5783
    'Why did you that?' 'I don't know, there was a button so I pressed it.'
    — Paul and James [2019-01-31]
    Half-Life on Games of Chance
  8. #5782
    All physics labs are in the 90's.
    — Paul [2019-01-31]
    Half-Life on Games of Chance
  9. #5781
    'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'
    — Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  10. #5780
    I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit.
    — Adam [2019-01-30]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  11. #5779
    Got a problem? Point your key at it.
    — Adam [2019-01-29]
    Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
  12. #5778
    So there's this key.....
    — Begineering, Explaining Kingdom Hearts [2019-01-29]
    Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
  13. #5777
    Adam knows NOTHING!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-29]
    Minecraft on New Day Tewsday
  14. #5776
    Everything is fine.
    — James, repeatedly [2019-01-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #5775
    That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner".
    — Serge [2019-01-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5774
    Once you go Vedalken, you can never do anything else again.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  17. #5773
    Children have no concept of "entrapment".
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5772
    What a group of highly competent people we've got assembled.
    — Kathleen, unconvincingly [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5771
    Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #5770
    Don't make me walk through your cookware!
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #5769
    It's going well because it doesn't seem like it's going badly.
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #5768
    I love shiny Space Michael.
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #5767
    I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!
    — Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5766
    Do Drugs.
    — Adam [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #5765
    My children have a face and it's beautiful.
    — Adam, on his chat [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs