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  1. #9562
    Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.
    — Kathleen [2026-04-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #9561
    Immediacy and no paper trail are the sexiest things.
    — Wheeler [2026-04-14]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  3. #9560
    Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?
    — Matt G [2026-04-13]
    Devil Jam on Send Codes
  4. #9559
    The problem is I'm not killing them enough...
    — Matt G [2026-04-13]
    Devil Jam on Send Codes
  5. #9558
    I chose violence. Don't worry about it.
    — James [2026-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  6. #9557
    What else is books?
    — Cori [2026-04-09]
    TR-49 on Talking Simulator
  7. #9556
    I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.
    — Kathleen [2026-04-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #9555
    It isn't like it took away Toad's face.
    — Paul [2026-04-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9554
    I'm not a weirdo.
    — Adam, Defensively [2026-04-03]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  10. #9553
    I don't need to win, I need you to lose!
    — Heather [2026-03-30]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #9552
    I thought that the brown was gonna go down.
    — Ben [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #9551
    We have to mount this molehill!
    — Serge [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #9550
    The answer is not gun.
    — Ian [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #9549
    I refuse to impersonate Prostate Dracula.
    — Graham [2026-03-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #9548
    Heather grew up in Brazil.
    — Beej [2026-03-27]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  16. #9547
    I'll booty blast at some point in time.
    — Wheeler [2026-03-24]
    Slay the Spire II on Is This Your Card?
  17. #9546
    The nice thing about killing your enemies is that it's profitable.
    — Matt Griffiths [2026-03-23]
    PinKeep on Send Codes
  18. #9545
    You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!
    — Heather [2026-03-22]
    Super Crazy Rhythm Castle on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #9544
    I was not a good kid.
    — Heather [2026-03-20]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  20. #9542
    There's no parking brake on the moon?!
    — Alex [2026-03-17]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  21. #9541
    Everything about League of Legends is great except the game.
    — Bengineering [2026-03-17]
    Riftbound on AFK
  22. #9540
    I can't take on TWO elephants!
    — Ben [2026-03-16]
    MIMESIS on Crossing the Streams
  23. #9539
    Remember: you're cool and sexy.....apparently.
    — Paul [2026-03-13]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  24. #9538
    Unless the cat is acting its ass off, I don't want to hear about the cat.
    — Beej [2026-03-13]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9537
    Oh, you want to go the legal method?
    — Heather [2026-02-27]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint