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  1. #8505
    We gamers, we know what we're doing.
    — James [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8504
    You see, I'm not talking nonsense.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8503
    Fire is easy.
    — James [2023-04-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8502
    Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!
    — Nelson [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8501
    What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.
    — Ian [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8500
    This game always drags out what my last noise will be.
    — Cameron [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8499
    My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.
    — Ian [2023-03-26]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8498
    Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!
    — Alex [2023-03-25]
    Just Chatting on fnpf
  9. #8497
    That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.
    — James [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on fnpf
  10. #8496
    A boat is just a hole that can float.
    — Beej [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on fnpf
  11. #8495
    It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.
    — Ian [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on fnpf
  12. #8494
    you haven't lived until you've sporked.
    — James [2023-03-21]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8493
    This is flared in the X, Y and Z axes.
    — Cameron [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8492
    We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today.
    — Jordynne [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8491
    I could have made better decisions.
    — Beej [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8490
    We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb.
    — Paul [2023-03-17]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  17. #8489
    'Remember when computers were easy?' '......No, no, I don't.'
    — Ian and Paul [2023-03-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #8488
    Never worry about the tarp.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  19. #8487
    You never hope for Beej, you just get Beej.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  20. #8486
    I was born into the higgledy piggledy.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  21. #8485
    Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.
    — James [2023-03-13]
    Rocket League on Play it Forward
  22. #8484
    Do not attempt to go climb the tower of lava.
    — Ian [2023-03-12]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8483
    Take that, commerce.
    — Ian [2023-03-12]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8482
    I put my geometry inside another man and he died.
    — Graham [2023-03-06]
    GoldenEye 007 on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8481
    Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit.
    — Nelson [2023-03-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf