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  1. #9443
    Thank you for lying. That means a lot to me.
    — Wheeler [2025-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9442
    Who doesn't need both of their feet?
    — Ian [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9441
    They gave me a car and I don't know how to drive!
    — Jordynne, excitedly [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9440
    There's bits in every corner of my mouth.
    — Dan Olson [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9439
    God, I hope I go back to jail.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9438
    I'm an all-around menace and a she/her.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9437
    Let me crank! Let me crank! Let me crank!
    — James [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9436
    Someone buy my pickle-husband!
    — Cori [2025-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9435
    Cheese-chan, what's your lactose content?
    — Jordynne [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9434
    Are you creating pepperoni matrices?
    — Ian [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9433
    Bones still have bears.
    — Ian [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9432
    I am the nose man.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9431
    The worst part is that they're *sometimes* wearing clothes.
    — Erika, about the Chipettes [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9430
    Oh, that's a lot, I don't think I could steal all of them.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9429
    We're like peanut butter and vinegar!
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9428
    Wifi is like a trapdoor spider.
    — Adam [2025-11-12]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  17. #9427
    I love a good glaze!!
    — Ben, indignantly [2025-11-11]
    SILENT HILL ƒ on Let's NOPE
  18. #9426
    I think those were lies that I just said.
    — Heather [2025-11-08]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  19. #9425
    We're giving up on the CUP, we're going to the Circus!
    — Cori [2025-11-06]
    Baby Steps on Talking Simulator
  20. #9424
    Of course I'm weird.
    — Beej [2025-11-04]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  21. #9423
    The slime is the best part, according to those who enjoy it.
    — Graham [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #9422
    It's a shockingly realistic cockroach. It glows in the dark.
    — Graham [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #9421
    I suppose I am some surfaces.
    — Cameron [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #9420
    The butt thing was off.
    — Serge [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #9419
    He has the sensitive eyes of a Pete.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive