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  1. #7456
    Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!
    — Anthony Rapp, as Zackariah [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  2. #7455
    Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  3. #7454
    I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.
    — Ian [2021-01-16]
    Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
  4. #7453
    I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.
    — Heather [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  5. #7452
    NO! I rimmed it again!
    — James [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  6. #7451
    Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!
    — Ian [2021-01-14]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  7. #7450
    If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too.
    — Serge [2021-01-13]
    Board Games on Unknown
  8. #7449
    It's always the season for skeleton fashion.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7448
    I feel like every time we come back to this, we get a little worse at minecraft.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7447
    It is a little cool I can go into the lava and peer into the depths of hell.
    — JoeKim [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7446
    Man coffee is so good.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7445
    I'm lost and I'm being bullied by pigs.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7444
    The long haired hippy witch hut need not apply.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7443
    I've always been a finger boy.
    — Ian [2021-01-10]
    Rocksmith 2014 on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7442
    Again, different smells are occurring.
    — Ian [2021-01-07]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  16. #7441
    I love the sentence 'Grass positive'.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7440
    I'm glad you found joy in a very you way.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7439
    I'm dumber then a sea cucumber.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7438
    Ah, gah, Everything is ass!
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7437
    Can you turn into a car?
    — James, while talking to a bee [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7436
    Remember: 68 gnomes watched us while we did this.
    — Adam [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7435
    I'm playing this character like I stole a car!
    — Adam [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7434
    I'm gonna make you question your choices and doubt every move you make.
    — Beej [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7433
    KILL 👑🦆🔪
    — LRRTwitter
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7432
    I think I'm ready to race.
    — Ian, an hour into the race [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams